Cast:[]
- Sawtooth as Stan Marsh
- Red Max as Kyle Broflovski
- Dick Dastardly as Eric Cartman
- Private Meekley as Kenny McCormick
- Muttley as Butters Stotch
- Penelope Pitstop as Wendy Testaburger
- Rufus Ruffcut as Chef
- Blubber Bear as Mr. Garrison
- Peter Perfect as Randy Marsh
- Breena Bubbles as Sharon Marsh
- Hilda (from D&M) as Liane Cartman
- Clyde as Stuart McCormick
- The Female Alligator as Carol McCormick
- Klunk (from D&M) as Terrence
- Zilly (from D&M) as Phillip
- The Hooded Claw (from PoPP) as Satan
- The Wargame General as Gregory of Yardale
- The Mad Scientist (from D&M) as Saddam Hussein
- Professor Pat Pending as Mr. Mackey
- Elmer as Clyde Donovan
- Lazy Luke as Craig Tucker
- Mumbly (from The Mumbly Cartoon Show) as Damien