• News Music Plays*

Sr. Devil A Lot: It Has Been Witnessing In, There Has Been A Child Security Breach, In Devil History Demon Police: We Can Be North Or I To Take The Child Tonight Dante: Well A Kid Flew Right Over Me And Blasted A Car With It's Laser Vision! Zero Two: I Tried To Run From It But It Pick Me Up With It's Mind Powers Am=nd Shoot Me Like A Dog! Darling: It's True! I Saw The Whole Thing! Mr. Devil Pants: It Is My Professional Opinion, That Now Is The Time To.... Panic!

  • TV Breaks*

Smol Josuke Higashikata: Uh Oh! Beastie, And Diavolo: *Sceams* *Runs Off* Beastie: Oh It's Coming! It's Coming! Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Babbles* Beastie: Oh! Diavolo: *Nervous Groan* Smol Josuke Higashikata: Boo! Beastie, And Diavolo: *Screams* *Closes The Curtains* Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Babbles* Beastie, And Diavolo: *Screams* Beastie: No No No No No No No! Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Opens The Curtains* Beastie: *Stops Smol Josuke Higashikata With His Powers* *Sprays Devil Spray* Smol Josuke Higashikata: 3, 2, 1! Beastie: No! Don't Touch Those You Little- Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Giggles* Beastie: *Groans* Now Those Are Alphabet Toys! It's Ok, It's Alright! As Long It Doesn't Come Near Us! We're Gonna Be Ok! Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Sneezes* Beastie: *Screams* *Uses Devil Spray* *Sprays His Eyes* *Screams In Agony* Diavolo: *Whimpers* Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Babbles* Diavolo: *Screams A Little* Smol Josuke Higashikata: Dadada! Dadada! Diavolo: Y-Y-You Like This?! Fetch! *Feteches Devil Doll To Smol Josuke Higashikata* Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Happy Cute Smol Baby Kid Noises* Beastie: *Gasps* H-Hey! That's It! No One Touches Little Beastie The Devil Singer! Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Starts To Cry* Diavolo: Beastie? Give It The Bear! Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Starts Crying* Beastie: Oh No! Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Cries Harder* Beastie: *Screams* Make It Stop So, Make It Stop! Diavolo: H-H-H-Here Have The Bear! Here! *Gasps* Oooo, Nice Bear! Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Screams When Crying* Beastie: Diavolo! Diavolo: Cheer Up Little Higashikata! I'm Your Little Devil, To Cheer You Up Kid! And I'm Here For You! So Please Stop Crying! Right Now! Right Now!~ Beastie: Good! Good Diavolo! Keep It Up! You're Doing Great! Diavolo: Ok, Now, You'll Be Ok, For Now.... Smol Josuke Higashikata: Rawr *Grabs Diavolo's Arm* Diavolo: *Screams* My Arm Is On Fire! Smol Josuke Higashikata: Sorry! Mr. Diavolo (Diavolo-San)! *Cries Harder And Louder* Beastie: Diavolo! Give Me The Bear! Give Me The Bear! *Trips Into The Trash Can* Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Laughs When Stopped Crying* Diavolo: What Was That? Beastie: I Have No Idea! But It Would Be Really Great! If It Didn't Do It Again! Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Giggles* Diavolo: Shh! Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Gurgles The Devil Doll* Diavolo: *Shushes Smol Josuke Higashikata* Smol Josuke Higashikata: *Shushes Too For Diavolo*

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