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TEXT: Turner Entertainment, Warner Bros. Animation and Harvey Entertainment presents
TITLE: Tom and Jerry: Little Audrey
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(Lines of fairy tale creatures are put in chains and are led into wagons by Horned King's guards from Disney's The Black Cauldron. The Captain of the Guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairytale creatures in. Waiting in line is Jerry Mouse on a small box and his owner, Dr. Jason Sweetface Applecheek. Some of the others in line include ?????, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs.)
GUARD #1: All right. This one's full. Take it away!
(A guard ordered as the horses walked away with the transport, another one was rounding up the Seven Dwarves in chains like a line of prisoners; who were singing in their misfortune)
SEVEN DWARVES (except Dopey which he's not singing): (singing mournfully) He ho hi he, dwarfs prisoners are we...
(They all sang union, with the Horned King's guard tugging at their chains)
GUARD #2: Move it along. Come on! Get up!
THE CAPTAIN: Next!
(after he called out as a man brought a witch in black over)
GUARD #3: (taking the witch's broom) Give me that! (he took the broom and snaps it in half with his knee.) Your flying days are over.
THE CAPTAIN: That's twenty pieces of silver for the witch. Next! What have you got?
GEPPETTO: This little wooden puppet.
PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows)
THE CAPTAIN: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
PINOCCHIO: Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! (Geppetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table.)
THE CAPTAIN: Next! What have you got?
DR. JASON SWEETFACE APPLECHEEK: Well, I've got a talking mouse.
THE CAPTAIN: Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.
DR. JASON SWEETFACE APPLECHEEK: Oh, go ahead, little fella. (Jerry stays silent)
THE CAPTAIN: Well?
DR. JASON SWEETFACE APPLECHEEK: Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. He does.
THE CAPTAIN: That's it. I've heard enough. Get her out of my sight.
DR. JASON SWEETFACE APPLECHEEK: No, no! I swear! He can talk!
(The guards grab Dr. Jason Sweetface Applecheek and she struggles with them. But Jerry Mouse starts run while the captain points to Jerry the mouse imperiously!)
THE CAPTAIN: Seize him!
(Jerry dodges the guards as they try to grab him and runs deeper into the forest.)
GUARD #1: Get him! (as the guards shouting, chasing Jerry) This way! Turn!
(Jerry keeps running and he eventually runs head first into Tom's backside.)
TOM CAT: Hey!
JERRY MOUSE: Just pretend that I'm not here. (looked shocked at the Horned King's guards approach Tom and Jerry) We gotta hide, Tom! You know hide! It's when you-- You know, when you-- Just get behind something, quick!
(the Horned King's guards approaches, Jerry hides behind Tom's head the guards looking around as the cat and the mouse)
JERRY MOUSE: (quietly) Don't move.
GUARD #2: That mouse is gotta be somewhere.
GUARD #1: Let's go search everywhere!
GUARD #3: Yeah! Find him!
(the Horned King's guards scurried out of the billboard to find the cat and the mouse, then Tom and Jerry pretends to be a picture on the billboard.)
JERRY MOUSE: Our troubles are over.
(A piece of paper caught his attention and picked it up, it had an face of a solemn elf with an green leaf hat and white beard. There were bags and gold drawn as well but the reward written in red was written)
TOM CAT: What is this? (reading the wanted page) "Wanted: Cartoon All-Star Characters"? Why, this page is filthy, eh? "All those characters have been banished from the Fantasyland. All desserts, fruitcakes and freaks will be sent to a resettlement facility."
JERRY MOUSE: Say, what are ya reading?
TOM CAT: (sees "$1,000,000" under the text) Wow. A million-dollar reward.
JERRY MOUSE: A one million dollar reward? (looked shocked) $1 million!?
TOM CAT: Hey, you don't suppose...
JERRY MOUSE: No doubt about it. (Jerry grabs the paper from Tom's hands and threw it away as it landed on the ground.)
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