- Thomas as Sharon Needles
- James as Chad Michaels
- Edward as Phi Phi O'Hara
- Gordon as Latrice Royale
- Emily as Kenya Michaels
- Toby as Dida Ritz
- Percy as Willam
- Mavis as Jiggly Caliente
- Henry as Milan
- Duck as Madame LaQueer
- Skarloey as The Princess
- Rosie as Lashauwn Beyond
- Stanley as Alisa Summers