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Cast[]

Version 1 (by Princess Dynasti)[]

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  • Diesel as Ghost Host
  • Edward as Ned Nub
  • Thomas as Uncle Theodore
  • Gordon as Rollo Rumkin
  • Percy as Phineas Pock
  • Toby as Cousin Al
  • Emily as British Woman
  • Henry as British Man
  • James as the Headless Knight
  • Diesel 10 as The Executioner
  • Duck as Gus

Lyrics[]

Diesel:
When hinges creak in doorless chambers
And strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls
Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still
That is the time when ghosts are present
Practicing their terror with ghoulish delight

Thomas:
When the crypt doors creak, and the tombstones quake
Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby:
Spooks come out for a swinging wake
Thomas:
Happy haunts materialize
Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby:
And begin to vocalize
Thomas, Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby:
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Thomas:
Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide
Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby:
Or a silly spook may sit by your side
Thomas:
Shrouded in a daft disguise
Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby:
They pretend to terrorize
Thomas, Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby:
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Thomas:
As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree
Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby:
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree
Thomas:
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes
Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby::
Start to shriek and harmonize
Thomas, Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby:
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Thomas:
When you hear the knell of a requiem bell
Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby:
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell
Thomas:
Restless bones etherialize
Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby:
Rise as spooks of every size
Thomas:
Mwahahahahahahahaha!

Emily:
When the crypt doors creak, and the tombstones quake
Spooks come out for a swinging wake
Happy haunts materialize
And begin to vocalize
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Henry:
Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide
Or a silly spook may sit by your side
Shrouded in a daft disguise
Emily:
They pretend to terrorize
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Henry:
As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes
Start to shriek and harmonize
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Emily:
When you hear the knell of a requiem bell
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell
Restless bones etherialize
Rise as spooks of every size
Oh, yes they did

Thomas, Edward, Gordon, Percy, Toby, Duck, James and Diesel 10:
When the crypt doors creak, and the tombstones quake
Spooks come out for a swinging wake
Happy haunts materialize
And begin to vocalize
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide
Or a silly spook may sit by your side
Shrouded in a daft disguise
They pretend to terrorize
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes
Start to shriek and harmonize
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

When you hear the knell of a requiem bell
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell
Restless bones etherialize
Rise as spooks of every size
Mwahahahahahahahaha!

Thomas, Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby:
If you would like to join our jamboree
There's a simple rule that's compulsory
Mortals pay a token fee
Rest in peace, the haunting's free
So hurry back we would like your company

Rosie:
Hurry back...hurry back...
Be sure to bring your death certificate
If you decide to join us
Make final arrangements now
We've been...dying...to have you

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