Cast[]
- Thomas as Douglas Yancey "Doug" Funnie
- Molly as Theda Funnie
- Gordon as Phil Funnie
- Diesel as Roger M. Klotz (Henry can't play Roger; Henry is good and Roger is bad)
- Bulstrode as Stinky
- Arry as Boomer Bledsoe
- Bert as Ned Cauphee
- Bulgy as Willie White
- Emily as Patricia "Patti" Mayonnaise
- Bertie as Porkchop
- Lady as Cleoparta "Dirtbike" Funnie
- Percy as Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine
- Billy as Dale Valentine (Mavis can't play Dale; Mavis is female and Dale is male)
- Daisy as Judith Anastasia "Judy" Funnie
- Henry as Buddy "Bud" Dink (Diesel can't play Mr. Dink; Diesel is bad and Mr. Dink is good)
- Madge as Tippi Dink
- Diesel 10 as Lamar Bone
- Spencer as Robert "Bob" White
- Rosie as Beebe Bluff
- Bill and Ben as Al and Moo Sleech
- D261 as William "Bill" Bluff II
- Mavis as Connie Benge
- Edward as Brian
- Stepney as Elmo (Isobella can't play Elmo; Isobella is female and Elmo is male)
- Toby as Larry
- Oliver as Lincoln
- James as Chalky Studebaker
- Duck as Fentruck Stimmel
- Murdoch as Coach Spitz
- Derek as Walter "Skunky" Beaumont
- Neville as Joe Valentine
- George as Percy Femur