Cast[]
- Major Thomas Thorn as Mario
- Adelaide Geary as Princess Peach
- Sgt. John Chawk as Luigi
- Lt. William Fowler as Yoshi
- Cpl. Milo Trubee as Oogtar
- Pvt. Andrew Hetherington as Troff
- Pvt. Renziehausen as Scoff
- Col. Rogers as Wario
- Arreaga as Diddy Kong
- Capt. Paltz as Donkey Kong
- Col. DeRose as Toad
- Mexican Federale as Mallow
- First Correspondent as Lemmy Koopa
- Second Correspondent as Iggy Koopa