Cast[]
- Major Thomas Thorn as Kirby
- Adelaide Geary as Ribbon
- Sgt. John Chawk as Meta Knight
- Lt. William Fowler as Tuff
- Cpl. Milo Trubee as Tokkori
- Pvt. Andrew Hetherington as Sword Knight
- Pvt. Renziehausen as Blade Knight
- Col. Rogers as Keeby
- Arreaga as Rick the Hamster
- Capt. Paltz as Knuckle Joe
- Col. DeRose as Mayor Len Blustergas
- Mexican Federale as Gus
- First Correspondent as Pon
- Second Correspondent as Con