Cast[]
- Theodore as Stan Marsh
- Northumberland as Kyle Broflovski
- Oliver as Eric Cartman
- Hank as Kenny McCormick
- Brunswick as Butters Stotch
- Emily as Wendy Testaburger
- Baddeck as Mr. Garrison
- The Dispatcher as Mr. Mackey
- Carla as Shelly Marsh
- Foduck as Randy Marsh
- Sigrid as Sharon Marsh
- Digby as Gerald Broflovski
- Pearl as Sheila Broflovski
- George as Chef
- Pugwash as Bebe Stevens
- Fundy as Craig
- Bluenose (from TUGS) as Scott Tenorman
- Cabot as Satan
- Old Rusty (from TUGS) as Jesus