Cast[]
- The Pirate Captain as Thomas
- Pegleg Hastings as Edward
- The Pirate that likes Sunsets and Kittens as Henry
- The Pirate King as Gordon
- Charles Darwin as James
- The Pirate with a Scarf as Percy
- Scarlett Morgan as Toby
- The Albino Pirate as Duck
- Cutlass Liz as Emily
- Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate as Mavis
- Queen Victoria as Daisy
- Black Bellamy as Diesel