Cast
- Pirate Captain as Fanboy
- The Pirate With a Scarf as Chum Chum
- Cutlass Liz as Yo
- Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate as Lupe
- Albino Pirate as Duke
- Charles Darwin as Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason
- Black Bellamy as Sigmund The Sorcerer
- Queen Victoria as Marsha