Cast[]
- The Pirate Captain as The Cat in the Hat
- Pegleg Hastings as Mack the Turtle
- The Pirate that likes Sunsets and Kittens as Horton the Elephant
- The Pirate King as Joey
- Charles Darwin as Norval the Fish
- The Pirate with a Scarf as Sam-I-Am
- Scarlett Morgan as Mr. Brown
- The Albino Pirate as The Lorax
- Cutlass Liz as Sarah Hall-Small
- Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate as Pam-I-Am
- Queen Victoria as Jane Kangaroo
- Black Bellamy as The Grinch