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* Giselle: We've been expecting you all!
 
* Giselle: We've been expecting you all!
 
* Duplica: We will be doing a three-song quartet!
 
* Duplica: We will be doing a three-song quartet!
* Jeanette: Isn't that right, everyone!
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* Jeanette: Isn't that right, everyone?
 
* Tommy: Absolutely!
 
* Tommy: Absolutely!
 
* Danielle: Even girls from other 4Kids titles of the year 2000 will join in!
 
* Danielle: Even girls from other 4Kids titles of the year 2000 will join in!

Latest revision as of 13:47, September 18, 2019

The Dogcathalon Finale is the twentieth episode of this Mr. Conductor crossover.

PlotEdit

  • Our season finale features our heroes ready for a battle of the voice actresses, as hosted by Ash, Sakura, Gordon and Kerry. It's girl against girl as we go into Spanish beat between Kodocha/Pokemon/Untroubled Space Tours/Aqua Age.

Cast Edit

The Conductors of Shining Time Station Edit

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (Ringo Starr)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

The Host Edit

  1. Ruff Ruffman (Jim Conroy)

Toon Universal Titles Edit

  1. Pokemon Puzzle League
  2. Mucha Lucha!
  3. Hoop-a-Joop
  4. Kodocha
  5. Rugrats and All Grown Up!
  6. SpongeBob SquarePants
  7. Danielle LaMarche: Time Bomb Girl
  8. CatDog
  9. The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
  10. The Replacements
  11. The Emperor's New School
  12. Star vs. the Forces of Evil
  13. Cardcaptors
  14. Scooby-Doo
  15. Johnny Test
  16. Supernoobs
  17. The Fairly OddParents
  18. T.U.F.F. Puppy
  19. Hey Arnold!
  20. The Angry Beavers
  21. Cybil and Judy
  22. Lisa Papademetriou's Accidentally Adventures
  23. Rumor Has It
  24. Heathcliff and Riff-Raff
  25. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  26. Static Shock
  27. Untroubled Space Tours
  28. Aqua Age
  29. Rocket Power
  30. As Told By Ginger
  31. The Penguins of Madagascar
  32. Kung Fu Panda
  33. Phineas and Ferb
  34. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  35. Underdog
  36. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  37. Jackie Chan Adventures
  38. The Power Crystal Girls
  39. X-Men: Evolution
  40. Phantom Investigators: Animated
  41. Rocko's Modern Life
  42. Aaahh Real Monsters and The Wild Thornberrys
  43. Back at the Barnyard
  44. The Mighty B!
  45. DuckTales
  46. The Lion King's Timon and Pumbaa
  47. Livin' the Life with the Stereotypes
  48. The Adventures of Lola Kane
  49. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
  50. Samurai Pizza Cats
  51. Digimon
  52. Shinzo
  53. Star Fox
  54. The Cyber Cat
  55. Flint the Time Detective
  56. Mon Colle Knights
  57. Snowboard Kids
  58. Super Pig
  59. The Red Ribbon
  60. DinoZaurs
  61. Transformers: Robots in Disguise
  62. The Red Ribbon
  63. Saint Tail
  64. UFO Baby
  65. The Adventures of Mary Bell
  66. The Nurse Angel
  67. Glitter Force
  68. Glitter Force Doki Doki
  69. Sailor Moon
  70. Goldfish Warning!
  71. Marilyn
  72. Men in Black: The Series
  73. Teen Titans
  74. Xiaolin Showdown
  75. Medabots
  76. The Riding Hood Warrior
  77. Atomic Betty
  78. How I Survived Middle School
  79. The Super Doll
  80. Frog World
  81. Monsters Tonight
  82. Sweet Mint
  83. Miracle Girls
  84. Ask Dr. Rita!
  85. Mermaid Melody
  86. The Haunted House
  87. Flowering Heart
  88. The Idol Star
  89. Sonic X
  90. Kirby: Right Back At Ya!
  91. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  92. Winx Club
  93. Mew Mew Power
  94. Magical DoReMi
  95. Beyblade
  96. Bakugan
  97. Turbo FAST
  98. Dragons
  99. The Adventures of Puss in Boots
  100. Dawn of the Croods
  101. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  102. Dinotrux
  103. Kulipari
  104. Home: Adventures with Tip and Oh
  105. Kong: King of the Apes
  106. Voltron: Legendary Defender
  107. Trollhunters and 3Below
  108. Tarzan and Jane
  109. Legend Quest
  110. Buddy Thunderstruck
  111. Spirit Riding Free
  112. Stretch Armstrong and the Flex Fighters
  113. Trolls: The Beat Goes On!
  114. Harvey Girls Forever and Hilda
  115. The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants
  116. The Boss Baby: Back in Business
  117. Spy Kids: Mission Critical
  118. She-Ra and The Princesses of Power
  119. Pinky Malinky
  120. Twelve Forever
  121. Dexter's Laboratory
  122. Johnny Bravo
  123. Cow and Chicken and I Am Weasel
  124. The Powerpuff Girls
  125. Ed, Edd N Eddy
  126. Mike, Lu and Og
  127. Courage the Cowardly Dog
  128. Sheep in the Big City
  129. Time Squad
  130. Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?
  131. Codename: Kids Next Door
  132. Grim and Evil
  133. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
  134. Megas XLR
  135. Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
  136. The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
  137. Camp Lazlo
  138. My Gym Partner's A Monkey
  139. Ben 10
  140. Squirrel Boy
  141. Class of 3000
  142. Chowder
  143. The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
  144. Adventure Time
  145. Generator Rex
  146. Regular Show
  147. The Amazing World of Gumball
  148. The Dork Diaries
  149. Steven Universe
  150. Uncle Grandpa
  151. Clarence
  152. The Misadventures of Max Crumbly
  153. The Dynamic Girls
  154. We Bare Bears
  155. Siobhan's Dhampir Life
  156. Mighty Magiswords
  157. OK KO! Let's Be Heroes!
  158. Apple and Onion
  159. Victor and Valentino
  160. Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart

Thomas Stories Edit

  1. The Runaway
  2. Percy Takes The Plunge

TriviaEdit

  • The twentieth episode to ever appear in.
  • Ringo Starr audio for the Season 2 episodes: from Mapping It Out.
  • Song via Pokemon Karaokemon during the credit roll: Two Perfect Girls.
  • Appearances by Giselle (from The School of Hard Knocks), Duplica (from Ditto's Mysterious Mansion) and Jeanette Fisher (from The Fourth Round Rumble).

ScriptEdit

  • (Our cold opening shows Ruff in a Kuzco-like introduction line)
  • Ruff: Today's the Season 1 finale of Fetch!, and you'll witness a Pokemon: Indigo League reunion, as Ash, Sakura, Gordon and Kerry will re-host this talent show! Okay, roll the theme music!
  • (The FETCH! theme song then follows)
  • Ruff: Life was missing its mystique My squeaky toys had lost their squeak And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and BAM! My destiny is calling me! Pitched my vision for a show They loved it! Thought I was a pro They got my contract back to find To their alarm a dog had signed.
  • (We soon show the title card a la Indigo League-Johto Journeys, with Ruff reading it)
  • Ruff: The Dogcathalon Finale!
  • (Giselle, Duplica and Jeanette Fisher await our heroes by the community center in Turabo Gardens one night)
  • Giselle: We've been expecting you all!
  • Duplica: We will be doing a three-song quartet!
  • Jeanette: Isn't that right, everyone?
  • Tommy: Absolutely!
  • Danielle: Even girls from other 4Kids titles of the year 2000 will join in!
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So, how many Spanish songs have we got!
  • Dexter: About three of them, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Blossom: And Floella, Kenny, Terri and the rest of the girls will join Kanto's Child!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Glad to hear it!
  • Otto: It'll have cool songs from Paulina Rubio, Fanny Lu and Thalia!
  • Ginger: That's right, Otto!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Which reminds me of when Thomas had difficulties with the brakes!
  • (He blows his whistle, thus starting The Runaway)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine was ill. Workmen had been trying to make him better, but it was no use.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Edward must take you to the works.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Thomas felt very miserable. Then, Sir Topham Hatt spoke to Duck.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to help Percy and Toby while Thomas is away.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was delighted. He already knew Percy and soon made friends with Toby and Bertie. Terence the Tractor gave him a big welcome too.
  • Terence: Take care of Thomas' coaches.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He advised.
  • Terence: He's sure to miss them while he's away.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was very gentle with the coaches. Annie and Clarabel were impressed.
  • Annie and Clarabel: Such nice manners.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They told each other.
  • Annie and Clarabel: It really is a pleasure to go out with him.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When Thomas came back, Annie and Clarabel told him how well duck had managed. Thomas was so pleased to be home that he soon forgot to be jealous. The works have left Thomas' handbrake very stiff. It made his brakes seen they were on, when in fact they were not. As a result, he and his coaches often overran the platform. Thomas found this most embarrassing. Gradually, his driver and fireman learned to be extra careful. But one day, Thomas' fireman was ill and a relief man took his place. The fireman had fastened the coupling and joined the driver and stationmaster on the platform to wait for Henry's passengers. The fireman had forgot all about Thomas' handbrake. Thomas simmered happily.
  • Thomas: Not long now.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought, as he saw Henry slowly approaching. But Thomas' brakes were not on and suddenly he felt his wheels begin to move. He tried to stop, but he couldn't without his driver and fireman. He tried to whistle a warning, but he couldn't do that either. The conductor, driver, fireman and passengers were all stranded on the platform.
  • Annie and Clarabel: Stop! Stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Shrieked Annie and Clarabel. But Thomas, with plenty of steam, kept on going. The alarm went down the line.
  • Signalman: Stop the runaway!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: There ready for action was Harold the Helicopter. The inspector had made a plan and together they took off into the sky. At last Thomas was tiring.
  • Thomas: I need to stop, I need to stop.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He panted wearily. As they neared the next station Thomas saw Harold land. They entered the platform slowly enough for the inspector to act. Judging his moments the inspector scrambled into the cab and screwed the brakes on.
  • (The inspector brakes with all his strength)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At last Thomas stopped. Both he and the inspector were very relieved. Then they thanked Harold.
  • Harold: Think nothing of it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whirred Harold.
  • Harold: Glad to be at service anytime.
  • Inspector: Phew.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Remarked The inspector.
  • Inspector: We must never let this happen again, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wearily, Thomas agreed with him.
  • (The Runaway ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how it wasn't Thomas's fault about the brakes!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And it's almost showtime!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Okay, you guys, you're on stage now!
  • Ash: As you wish, Conductors!
  • Sakura: Now, here's Team Roxanne Beck with Suave Y Sutil!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Floella, Giselle, Kenny and Terri all sing Suave Y Sutil)
  • Floella, Giselle, Kenny and Terri: Como una mosca sobre un caramel Busqué ternura pero encontré un error Con dos ojos bonitos Habrá quien piense que busco el peligro Pero mi herida fue tu culpa, mi amor La cura merito mio Me sentí fuerte, tan guapa y tan guerrera Igual que un ángel que camina por la Tierra Con rojo de labios yo te escribí en el baño Que en todos estos años no entendiste que yo era Suave y sutil como un presentimiento Peligrosa como un huracán Un rayo de luz, un volcán Soy la dueña del viento Y tu tormenta perfecta se va Ay ay ay ay Que la princesa se aburrió del cuento Ay ay ay ay Con tu permiso cambiaré el final Igual que un perro, feliz sin motive Yo tan dolida y tú tan incapaz De leer mis silencios Le puse hielo al vaso medio vacío Ya no daría más lágrimas por ti Ya se deshizo tu hechizo Me sentí fuerte, tan guapa y tan guerrera Igual que un ángel que camina por la Tierra Con rojo de labios yo te escribí en el baño Que en todos estos años no entendiste que yo era Suave y sutil como un presentimiento Peligrosa como un huracán Un rayo de luz, un volcán Soy la dueña del viento Y tu tormenta perfecta se va Ay ay ay ay Que la princesa se aburrió del cuento Ay ay ay ay Con tu permiso cambiaré el final Suave y sutil como un presentimiento Peligrosa como un huracán Un rayo de luz, un volcán Soy la dueña del viento Y tu tormenta perfecta se va Ay ay ay ay Que la princesa se aburrió del cuento Ay ay ay ay Con tu permiso cambiaré el final Na na na Na na na, na, na Na na na Na na na, na na, na na Suave y sutil como un presentimiento Peligrosa como un huracán Un rayo de luz Soy la dueña del viento Y tu tormenta perfecta se va
  • (Suave Y Sutil ends as they all curtsy in front of Damian)
  • Damian: Floella's a star, so I'll tell my friend A.J. about this!
  • Shark: Even Kenny and Terri did great, too!
  • Gordon: And now, Team Megan Hollingshead with the song Tu No Eres Para Mi!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Katherine, Duplica, Nora and Mary all sing Tu No Eres Para Mi)
  • Katherine, Duplica, Nora and Mary: Que me dice que me quiere Que vivir sin mí no puede Que lo agobian los momentos en que no estoy junto a él Que siempre me había esperado Que era a quien había soñado La que su mamá quería pa' que fuera su mujer Que mis ojos son estrellas Que mi risa es la más bella Que todos mis atributos son perfectos para él Que si fuera un retratista Que si fuera un buen artista Yo sería su Mona Lisa y hasta un tango de Gardel Y a él solo lo trago yo Quiero que tú sepas que tú no eres para mí Que tú no eres para mí, siempre supe pero no hice caso Que ni se te ocurra aparecer por aquí Aparecer por aquí Con tus enredos y cuentos baratos Quiero que tú sepas que yo no soy para ti Que no yo soy para ti, siempre supe pero no hice caso Que ni se me ocurra estar de nuevo junto a ti Estar de nuevo junto a ti Mi corazón no aguanta más fracaso Que me promete la luna Que yo soy como ninguna Que parezco una doncella de esas que hay que proteger Que sus vicios ha dejado Que su suelo le ha aumentado Que me promete la vida que yo siento merecer Y hoy solo lo trago yo Quiero que tú sepas que tú no eres para mí Que tú no eres para mí, siempre supe pero no hice caso Que ni se te ocurra aparecer por aquí Aparecer por aquí Con tus enredos y cuentos baratos Quiero que tú sepas que yo no soy para ti Que no yo soy para ti, siempre supe pero no hice caso Que ni se me ocurra estar de nuevo junto a ti Estar de nuevo junto a ti Mi corazón no aguanta más fracaso Y yo que tanto me decía que no me convenías Que eras mi destrucción Y siempre yo tratando de dejarte Tu día ya llego Tu día ya llego Quiero que tú sepas que tú no eres para mí Que tú no eres para mí, siempre supe pero no hice caso Que ni se te ocurra aparecer por aquí Aparecer por aquí Con tus enredos y cuentos baratos Quiero que tú sepas que yo no soy para ti Que no yo soy para ti, siempre supe pero no hice caso Que ni se me ocurra estar de nuevo junto a ti Estar de nuevo junto a ti Mi corazón no aguanta más fracaso
  • (Tu No Eres Para Mi ends as Koji watches Katherine and the girls curtsy)
  • Koji: Gotta tell Thomas about that song!
  • Flip: Even Nora and Mary did great!
  • Kerry: And now, Team Tara Jayne with Un Alma Sentenciada!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Serena, Jeanette, Monica and Tawny all sing Un Alma Sentenciada)
  • Serena, Jeanette, Monica and Tawny: Amor que me desgarras, que me partes de miedo Que a veces te me escapas y de pronto no encuentro Amor de tantas dudas y remordimientos Que a veces me callo, que a veces me creo Amor que es tan letal como una puñalada Primero me hiere, después me desangra Amor esta locura que ha desesperado Amor es no tenerte y no haberte olvidado Toda mi vida se apaga, mi mundo se ciega Amor es pedirte y gritarte que vuelvas Que estoy de bajada, mi alma esta en quiebra Hoy quiero pedirte y gritarte que vuelvas Amor es decirte mi amor que vuelvas por favor A que condena y que dolor me has sentenciado Amor eres tu la verdad de mi tiempo Mi dulce, mi amado, mi casa, mi templo Mi amor, mi verdad, mi pasión, mi intención Mi secreto que viene y que va con el viento Amor eres tu, amar eres tu La noche y tus ojos que son gostas de luz Y escucho tu voz, y te siento aquí Y te siento inundandolo todo Toda mi vida se apaga, mi mundo se ciega Amor es pedirte y gritarte que vuelvas Que estoy de bajada, mi alma esta en quiebra Hoy quiero pedirte y gritarte que vuelvas. Amor es decirte mi amor, que vuelvas por favor Que soy un alma en plena muerte Un alma que condenas y tu has sentenciado Un alma que de pena tu has crucificado Un alma que va, un alma que no esta Un alma que se pierde en el vacio Toda mi vida se apaga, mi mundo se ciega Amor es pedirte y gritarte que vuelvas Que estoy de bajada, mi alma esta en quiebra Hoy quiero pedirte y gritarte que vuelvas Amor es decirte mi amor que vuelvas por favor A que condena y que dolor me has sentenciado
  • (Un Alma Sentenciada ends, as Yuma and Felicia watch the quartet curtsy)
  • Yuma: Oliver and Otoshi will like that song!
  • Felicia: Especially Rick Wheeler!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well, that ends our talent show!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And our first season, too!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Percy's watery accident!
  • (He blows his whistle, thus starting Percy Takes The Plunge)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, Henry wanted a rest, but Percy was talking to some engines. He was telling them about the time he had brave bad weather to help Thomas.
  • Percy: It was raining hard. Water swirled under my boiler. I couldn't see where I was going, but I struggled on.
  • Bill: Oh, Percy, you are brave.
  • Percy: Well, it wasn't anything really. Water's nothing to an engine with determination.
  • Ben: Tell us more, Percy.
  • Henry: What are you engines doing here?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Henry.
  • Henry: This shed is for Sir Topham Hatt's engines. Go away. Silly things.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry snorted.
  • Percy: They're not silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy had been enjoying himself.
  • Henry: They are silly and so are you. Water's nothing to an engine with determination. Huh.
  • Percy: Anyway.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said cheeky Percy.
  • Percy: I'm not afraid of water, I like it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He ran off to the harbour singing.
  • Percy: Once an engine attached to a train, was afraid of a few drops of rain.
  • Henry: No one ever lets me forget the time i wouldn't come out of the tunnel in case the rain spoiled my paint.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Henry. Thomas was looking at the board on the quay. Danger.
  • Thomas: We mustn't go passed it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Thomas: That's orders.
  • Percy: Why?
  • Thomas: Danger means falling down something.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: I went pass danger once, and fell down a mine.
  • Percy: I can't see a mine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy. He didn't know that the foundations of the key had sunk. The rails now sloped down into the sea.
  • Percy: Stupid board.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy. Percy made a plan. One day, he whispered to the cars.
  • Percy: Will you give me a bump when we get to the key?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The cars had never asked to bump an engine before. They giggled and chattered about it.
  • Percy: Driver doesn't know my plan.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Percy.
  • Freight Cars: On, on, on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed the cars. Percy thought they were helping.
  • Percy: I'll pretend to stop at the station, but the cars will push me pass the board. Then I'll make them stop. I can do that wherever I like.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Every wise engine knows that you cannot trust freight cars.
  • Freight Cars: Go on, go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They yelled, and bumped Percy's driver and fireman off the footplate.
  • Percy: Ow!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy, sliding pass the board. Percy was frantic.
  • Percy: That's enough!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy was sunk.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You are a very disobedient engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy knew that voice.
  • Percy: Please, sir, get me out, sir, I'm truly sorry, sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: No, Percy, we cannot do that till high tide. I hope it will teach you to take care of yourself.
  • Percy: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It was dark when they brought floating cranes to rescue Percy. He was too cold and stiff to move by himself. Next day, he was sent to the works on Henry's freight train.
  • Henry: Well, well, well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Henry.
  • Henry: Did you like the water?
  • Percy: No.
  • Henry: I am surprised. You need more determination, Percy. Water's nothing to an engine with determination you know. Perhaps you will like it better next time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy is quite determined that they'll won't be a next time.
  • (Percy Takes The Plunge ends, thus moving to Pokemon Karaokemon during the credit roll)
  • All: Pokemon Karaokemon!
  • (A token inserts itself into the jukebox, thus starting Two Perfect Girls over various Pokemon clips)
  • Brock: Jenny, oh Jenny Joy, oh Joy A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's two perfect girls for me Officer Jenny, oh, can't you see You can lock me up And throw away the key Joy, the diagnosis is bleak When I see your face My knees get weak This can't go on, enough is enough I've gotta pick one No matter how tough It's time for eeny-meeny-miney-moe But wait a second! What's her name? I just gotta know I just gotta know Jenny, oh Jenny Joy, oh Joy A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's two perfect girls for me.
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