Cast[]
- Steven M. Kovacs as Bob
- Ernie Douglas as Scallion #1
- Robin Harris as Petunia Rhubarb
- Rick as Dad Asparagus
- Robin's Date as Archibald
- Mr. Kovacs as Pa Grape
- Mrs. Kovacs as Mom Asparagus
- Sam Sweet as Junior
- Eric Roberts as God
- Police Officer as Mr. Nezzer
- Medieval Times Waitress as Esther
- Sales Manager as Larry
- Medieval Times Host as Jerry Gourd
- Steven's Secretary as Annie
- Steven's Brother as Jimmy Gourd