Cast[]
- Steven M. Kovacs as Thomas
- Ernie Douglas as Diesel
- Robin Harris as Emily
- Rick as Edward
- Robin's Date as Henry
- Mr. Kovacs as Toby
- Mrs. Kovacs as Molly
- Sam Sweet as Percy
- Eric Roberts as Sir Topham Hatt
- Police Officer as Gordon
- Medieval Times Waitress as Lady
- Sales Manager as James
- Medieval Times Host as Oliver
- Steven's Secretary as Mavis
- Steven's Brother as Duck
- Couch Potato as Murdoch