Cast[]
- Steven M. Kovacs as Ten Cents
- Ernie Douglas as Zorran
- Robin Harris as Lillie Lightship
- Rick as Hercules
- Robin's Date as Warrior
- Mr. Kovacs as OJ
- Mrs. Kovacs as The Duchess
- Sam Sweet as Sunshine
- Eric Roberts as Captain Star
- Police Officer as Big Mac
- Medieval Times Waitress as Princess Alice
- Sales Manager as Top Hat
- Medieval Times Host as Sea Rogue
- Steven's Secretary as Sally Seaplane
- Steven's Brother as Grampus
- Couch Potato as Scuttlebutt Pete