Cast[]
- Steven M. Kovacs as Stan Marsh
- Ernie Douglas as Scott Tenorman
- Robin Harris as Wendy Testaburger
- Rick as Randy Marsh
- Robin's Date as Mr. Mackey
- Mr. Kovacs as Mr. Garrison
- Mrs. Kovacs as Sharon Marsh
- Sam Sweet as Kyle Broflovski
- Police Officer as Chef
- Medieval Times Waitress as Heidi Turner
- Sales Manager as Eric Cartman
- Medieval Times Host as Butters Stotch
- Steven's Secretary as Tammy Warner
- Steven's Brother as Craig Tucker
- Couch Potato as Officer Barbrady