Cast[]
- Patrick as Johnny (both are goofballs)
- SpongeBob as Gil (both are blondies)
- Sandy as Susan (both names start with "S")
- Pearl as Janet
- Mindy as Jillian
- Plankton as Bling Bling Boy
- Mr. Krabs as Hugh (both are selfish, and stressed out)
- Mrs. Puff as Lila
- Larry as Dukey (both names end with "Y")
- Gary as Bigfoot
- Mermaid Man as Mr. Black
- Barnacle Boy as Mr. White
- Squidward as General
- Master Udon as Mr. Teacherman
- Reg as Principal Jules Harm