Cast[]
- Mario (from Mario) as Michael Jordan
- Luigi (from Mario) as Stan Podolak
- Princess Peach (from Mario) as Juanita Jordan
- Yoshi (from Mario) as Bill Murray
- Skunk as Bugs Bunny
- Rabbit as Daffy Duck
- Fifi La Fume (from Tiny Toon Adventures) as Lola Bunny
- Pig as Porky Pig
- Bird as Tweety Bird
- Baboon as Yosemite Sam
- Does Bad Things Guy (from SML) as Elmer Fudd
- Frog as Road Runner
- The Loan Dolphin (from SML) as Wile E. Coyote
- Turtle as Pepe Le Pew
- Bowser Jr (from Mario) as Marvin the Martian
- Dragon as Mr. Swackhammer
- Sonic (from Sonic) as Nerdluck Pound
- Tails (from Sonic) as Nerdluck Bang
- Knuckles (from Sonic) as Nerdluck Bupkus
- Popee (from Popee the Performer) as Nerdluck Blanko
- Kedamono (from Popee the Performer) as Nerdluck Nawt
- Bowser (from Mario) as Monstar Pound
- Old Fingerhead (from Ratboy Genius) as Monstar Bang
- Robbie Rotten (from LazyTown) as Monstar Bupkus
- Metal Sonic (from Sonic) as Monstar Blanko
- Gloomius Maximus (from Rolie Polie Olie) as Monstar Nawt