Cast[]
- Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie
- Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert
Lyrics[]
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Okay, Zoe Zingy Orange, it's time to do the dishes.
Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh, Big Bird Feather Yellow, I can't do the dishes now, because I have a ball game.
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange, hold it. Wait. We always do the dishes together. I wash and you dry, you know that.
Zoe Zingy Orange: Yes, but, Big Bird Feather Yellow, you see, the ball game is just about to start and I gotta get my pitching all warmed up...
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hold it. No, Zoe Zingy Orange. If I do the dishes and you play ball, that's not fair. That is unfair. Come on.
Zoe Zingy Orange: Gee, well, maybe you're right, Big Bird Feather Yellow.
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah.
Zoe Zingy Orange: Let's talk a minute about what's fair and what's unfair.
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Okay.
Zoe Zingy Orange: Now, Big Bird Feather Yellow, if you listen to me when I talk to you, that’s fair
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah, but, Zoe Zingy Orange, if you don’t listen to me when I talk to you, that’s not fair. (Zoe Zingy Orange: That's true, Big Bird Feather Yellow.)
Zoe Zingy Orange and Big Bird Feather Yellow: If we listen to each other, just because we care
That’s fair, that’s fair, that’s fair
Zoe Zingy Orange: Now, listen, Big Bird Feather Yellow.
Big Bird Feather Yellow: What is it, Zoe Zingy Orange?
Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, you see, if you hide my Rubber Duckie, that’s not fair
Big Bird Feather Yellow: (laughing) Well, but if you take my paperclips without asking, that’s not fair (Zoe Zingy Orange: Mmm hmmm.)
Zoe Zingy Orange and Big Bird Feather Yellow: If we lend things to each other because we want to share
That’s fair, that’s fair, that’s fair
Zoe Zingy Orange and Big Bird Feather Yellow: Fair is fair, it makes me glad
Unfair is unfair, it makes me mad
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hey, Zoe Zingy Orange, this is exciting. Us thinking about fair and unfair things.
Zoe Zingy Orange: (spoken) Okay, well, here's another one, Big Bird Feather Yellow.
(singing) If it’s your turn to wash the clothes, and you do, that’s fair
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah, that's true. But Zoe Zingy Orange, if it’s your turn to wash the clothes, and you go play ball, that’s not fair (Zoe Zingy Orange: Mmm hmmm.)
Zoe Zingy Orange and Big Bird Feather Yellow: If we do the wash and hang it up to dry out in the air
That’s fair, that’s fair, that’s fair
Big Bird Feather Yellow: If you play the radio so loud that I can’t sleep
Zoe Zingy Orange and Big Bird Feather Yellow: And someone makes a promise that they don’t keep
Not fair, not fair, not fair
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Not fair, Zoe Zingy Orange. Not fair. Not fair.
Zoe Zingy Orange: Not fair at all, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Not fair.
Big Bird Feather Yellow: You know why, huh?
Zoe Zingy Orange and Big Bird Feather Yellow: Fair is fair, it makes me glad
Unfair is unfair, it makes me mad
Fair is…
Fair is….
Fair
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Okay, Zoe Zingy Orange, I'll wash the dishes and you'll dry them.
Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Bye, bye.
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Wait, hold it! Where are you going?
Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, I've gonna play my ball game.
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange, we've just had a long talk about what is fair. Now fair is that I'll wash the dishes and you'll dry the dishes.
Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow, I'll dry the dishes as soon as I come back from my ball game.
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, Zoe Zingy Orange. By that time, they'll be already dried.
Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, really? (laughing) See you later, Big Bird Feather Yellow.
Big Bird Feather Yellow: (groans)