Salty's Lighthouse Party

Salty's Lighthouse Party was based on Salty's Lighthouse on TLC and PBS Kids.

Plot

• Salty, Ocho, Claude, Aunt Chovie, Sophie and Sadie, and Aurora have held a Lighthouse Party for our friends, and the Clock gets to host a 4Kids Battle of the Bands, where various band performers do songs from Britney Spears, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, Dream, B*Witched and N'SYNC on the dance floor, while Mark Moraghan narrates Salty's Secret and Other Thomas Adventures. Whitney from A Goldenrod Opportunity and A Dairy Tale Ending, Tierra from Control Freak and Jasmine, Janina and Myron from Fight For The Light were the invited guests, as Janina, along with Hilda, Sprinkle Spice Cookie and Dot Comet were a part of Barney's Children.

Cast

The Kids for Character Gang

1. Mr. Conductor (Mark Moraghan)
2. Scooby-Doo and Shaggy Rogers (Frank Welker and Matthew Lillard)
3. Barney (Dean Wendt)
4. Jewel and Trinket Sparkles (Selia Sangra and Marcella Lafreniere)
5. Garfield (Frank Welker)
6. Babar the Elephant (Gordon Pinsent)
7. Madeline (Andrea Libman)
8. The Cat in the Hat (Martin Short)
9. Julie Woo (Alice Dinnean)
10. Chris and Martin Kratt (Themselves)
11. Polvina (Isabella Dunwill)
12. Fiona Frizzle (Kate McKinnon)
13. Woody Woodpecker (Billy West)
14. Felix the Cat (Charlie Adler)
15. Yoshi (Andrew Sabiston)
16. Donkey Kong (Richard Yearwood)

From Salty's Lighthouse

1. Salty (Rhys Huber)
2. Ocho (Kathleen Barr)
3. Claude (Andrea Libman)
4. Aunt Chovie (Kathleen Barr)
5. Sophie and Sadie (Janyse Jaud)
6. The Clock (Ian James Corlett)

Kids' WB! Protagonists

1. Emily Anderson (Laura Bailey)
2. Samantha Simpson (Jennifer Hale)
3. Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Goh and Scorbunny (Sarah Natochenny, Ikue Ohtani, Zeno Robinson and Casey Mongillo)
4. Marinette Dupain Cheng (Christina Vee)
5. Rikochet and El Rey (Carlos Alazraqui and Michael Donovan)
6. Omi and Ping-Pong (Tara Strong)
7. Yami Yugi Moto (Dan Green)
8. Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse (Don Brown and Samuel Vincent)
9. Iris from LoliRock (Kazumi Evans)
10. Maya Aida (Debi Derryberry)
11. Jackie Chan (James Sie)
12. Scott Summers (Kirby Morrow)
13. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
14. Arkayna Goodfey (Alyson Court)
15. Alexander O'Connell (Chris Marquette)
16. Bill and Aldo (Ian James Corlett and Dave Ward)

Barney's Children

1. Marissa (Tara Jayne)
2. The Flea (Candi Milo)
3. Mary (Kerry Williams)
4. Diddy Kong (Andrew Sabiston)
5. Johnny Test (James Arnold Taylor)
6. Audrey Smith (Stephanie Lemelin)
7. Jade Chan (Stacie Chan)
8. Tyler Bowman (Matt Hill)
9. Janina (Kerry Williams)
10. Hilda (Bella Ramsey)
11. Sprinkle Spice Cookie (Lauren Lacodeur)
12. Dot Comet (Lilly Bartlam)

Invited Guests

1. Whitney (Megan Hollingshead)
2. Tierra (Amy Birnbaum)
3. Jasmine (Alyson Leigh Rosenfeld)

4Bands

1. Sandra Larson, Misty, Felicia McCoy, Ingrid Harper and Mira Sander (Lisa Ortiz and Michele Knotz)
2. Roberta Parsley, Mary Taylor, Ramona Hill, Marley Hanson and Nellie Carlin (Leah Applebaum, Megan Hollingshead, Kerry Williams, Rachael Lillis and Amy Birnbaum)
3. A.J., Joe, Damian, Dario and Chopper (Jimmy Zoppi, Kayzie Rogers, Eli Jay and Matthew Mitler)
4. Maya Burlington, Alexandra Hartman, Serena Hamilton and Christine Richards (Leah Applebaum, Mandy Bonhomme, Tara Jayne and Kerry Williams)
5. Maritza Lamar, Mildred Carson, Karen Bernstein and Minerva Raven (Lisa Ortiz)
6. Falkner, Bugsy, Morty, Eusine and Lance (Matthew Mitler, Tara Jayne, Andrew Rannells, Dan Green and Wayne Grayson)

Thomas Stories

1. Salty's Secret
2. Harvey To The Rescue
3. No Sleep For Cranky
4. The Fogman
5. A Bad Day For Harold
6. Elizabeth The Vintage Quarry Truck

Songs

1. Salty's Lighthouse theme (opening)
2. Stronger (covered by Sandra Larson, Misty, Felicia McCoy, Ingrid Harper and Mira Sander)
3. Spice Up Your Life (covered by Roberta Parsley, Mary Taylor, Ramona Hill, Marley Hanson and Nellie Carlin)
4. We've Got It Goin' On (covered by A.J., Joe, Damian, Dario and Chopper)
5. In My Dreams (covered by Maya Burlington, Serena Hamilton, Alexandra Hartman, and Christine Richards)

Trivia

• A home video based on the series.
• Sandra and the Girly Team Cover Britney Spears' Stronger, which was from Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon.
• Mark Moraghan narrates all of Season 6.
• Also, the Thomas Stories are played via Seymour the Walking Binoculars.

Script

• (Our crossover opens with the show's theme)
• Chorus: Where are we gonna play today? (Salty's Lighthouse!) Come on along, we're on our way (Salty's Lighthouse!) All of our friends are there, hooray! (Salty's Lighthouse!) Shining a light to guide the way (Salty's Lighthouse!) Salty is a lively lad who loves to run and play He waves hello to every tug that chugs across the bay He has a crew of friendly mates he visits every day And what's the song they sing as they go on their merry way? Where are we gonna play today? (Salty's Lighthouse!) Come on along, we're on our way (Salty's Lighthouse!) All of our friends are there, hooray! (Salty's Lighthouse!) Shining a light to guide the way (Salty's Lighthouse!) Oh, Where are we gonna play today? (Salty's Lighthouse!) Come on along, we're on our way (Salty's Lighthouse!) All of our friends are there, hooray! (Salty's Lighthouse!)
• (We find Salty and his friends having a party with our heroes inside the lighthouse one night)
• Salty: Woo! This party rules!
• Chovie: We've been hearing about good times, dear nephew!
• Ash: It looks like we're ready to let the 4Bands rock the dance floor!
• Mary: You said it, Ash!
• Goh: It'll be a piece of cake!
• Marissa: Look, there's the Clock!
• (And, he was)
• Clock: Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to go onto the dance floor with the 4Kids Girly Team!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Sandra, Misty, Felicia, Ingrid and Mira all sing Stronger)
• Sandra, Misty, Felicia, Ingrid and Mira: Ooh, hey, yeah! Hush, just stop There's nothing you can do or say, baby I've had enough I'm not your property as from today, baby You might think that I won't make it on my own But now I'm Stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I, I'm stronger Than I ever thought that I could be, baby I used to go with the flow Didn't really care 'bout me You might think that I can't take it, but you're wrong 'Cause now I'm Stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I, I'm stronger Come on, now Oh, yeah Here I go, on my own I don't need nobody, better off alone Here I go, on my own now I don't need nobody, not anybody Here I go, here I go, here I go Alright Here I go, here I go, here I go  Stronger, than yesterday It's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I'm stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more Now I'm stronger, than yesterday Now it's nothing but my way My loneliness ain't killing me no more I'm stronger!
• (Stronger ends, as they all strike a pose in front of Marissa and the Flea)
• Marissa: Go, Girly Team!
• Flea: The Flea's gonna tell Tracey and Rudy all about that Sailor Moon cover!
• (Whitney, Tierra and Jasmine arrive)
• Whitney: What a good idea, Flea!
• Tierra: We've been invited as well as Mr. Conductor!
• Jasmine: Do you know about that song cover?
• Mr. Conductor: Indeed, and since the Aqua Spice Girls will be in Act 2, I have a story about Salty!
• (He takes his eyed peek on Seymour, thus starting Salty's Secret)
• Mr. Conductor: All the engines on the Island of Sodor love their work. But sometimes there was too much work. That's what Sir Topham Hatt brings new engines to the island. Salty the Dockyard Diesel is one of these engines. He loves to tell tales of the sea.
• Salty: We heave until the old favor quite the tide. Arrgh, it's good to be useful.
• Mr. Conductor: Salty was excited about coming to the Island of Sodor. Islands are surrounded by the sea. Salty loves the sea. Soon Salty arrived at his new job.
• Salty: Ahoy, mateys. Salty, pride of the seven seas. I'm the new diesel and I'm here to give you some help.
• Mr. Conductor: Bill and Ben didn't think they needed any help, especially from a diesel.
• Mavis: Welcome to Center Island Quarry.
• Mr. Conductor: Salty looked all around. Everywhere he looked, he saw nothing but rocks.
• Salty: A quarry?! There must be some mistake. I'm a dockyard diesel.
• Mavis: You're a quarry diesel now.
• Mr. Conductor: And Mavis explained that they had to complete an important job for Sir Topham Hatt. Salty was sad that he wouldn't be working by the sea. But he knew what it meant to be a really useful engine and he sent to work at once.
• Salty: Ah well. At least they're be trucks.
• Mavis: You better mind them. They can be a bother.
• Bill: He won't last five minutes.
• Ben: Those trucks will trip him up soon enough.
• Mr. Conductor: But to Bill and Ben surprised, the trucks seem to give Salty no trouble at all.
• Salty: …the tiller spins and the captain yawns. Yo-ho-ho and the bucket of prawns the tiller spins.
• Trucks: And the captain yawns.
• Mr. Conductor: Thanks to Salty, Sir Topham Hatt's important job was almost done. Bill and Ben were surprised and a little jealous.
• Ben: Here comes Mr. Show Off.
• Mavis: You have to admit he's got a neck with those trucks.
• Bill: Driver says he'll board the boats off his stories.
• Mr. Conductor: But Salty didn't say a word. He didn't come near the shed. Mavis was worried. She rolled along side and asked him what he was doing on his own.
• Salty: Oh, I thought I might I catch a bit of sea breeze.
• Mavis: You really miss the sea, don't you?
• Salty: Aye, I do.
• Mr. Conductor: But Salty knew the quarry work was important. The next day he tried to show Bill and Ben his secret with the trucks.
• Salty: I like working to a musical rhythm, and so did the trucks. Why don't you give it a try, me hearties?
• Bill: Here we go, here we go, here we go.
• Ben: No we don't, no we don't, no we don't, don't, don't.
• Mr. Conductor: But try as they might, Bill and Ben could not move the trucks the way Salty could. Later that day, Sir Topham Hatt came to the quarry. He was surprised the job had been completed.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Well done.
• Mavis: It was Salty. We couldn't have done it without him.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Then I've got a bigger job for you, Salty.
• Salty: Aye-aye, Sir. What kind of quarry is it?
• Sir Topham Hatt: Quarry? I'm sending you to Brendam Docks.
• Salty: The docks! The docks are hard by the sea! Oh thank you Sir! This reminds me of the time in Bimini.
• Mr. Conductor: And Salty was telling stories again. Salty loves Brendam Docks. He gets more work done then  three engines and feels really useful. And only the trucks know his secrets.
• Salty: …the tiller spins and the captain yawns.
• (Salty's Secret ends)
• Mr. Conductor: So that's how Salty's new!
• Clock: And our next song is Spice Up Your Life, Aqua Age Style!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Roberta, Mary, Ramona, Marley and Nellie all sing Spice Up Your Life)
• Aqua Spice Girls: La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la When your feelin', Sad and lone We will take you, Where you gotta go Smilin' and dancin', Everything is free All you need is positivity Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aaahh!!! Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight! La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la Yellow man in Timbuktu, Colour for both me and you Kung fu fighting, Dancing queen Tribal spaceman and all that's in between Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aaahh!!! Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight! Flamenco, Lambada But hip hop is harder We moonwalk the foxtrot Then polka the salsa Shake it shake it shake it, haka! Shake it shake it shake it, haka! Arriba!!! Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aaahh!!! Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight! Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight!
• (Spice Up Your Life ends, as they all strike a pose in front of Mary and Diddy)
• Mary: Yay!
• Diddy: That was awesome!
• Mr. Conductor: Now, I'd better take a peek on Harvey!
• (He puts his eyes on Seymour, thus starting Harvey To The Rescue)
• Mr. Conductor: The engines on Sir Topham Hatt's Railway love brendam docks. There's always lots of work to keep them busy. And they enjoyed seeing new arrivals onto the Island of Sodor. An exciting new arrival was an engine Cranky the Crane was unloading. It was heavy.
• Cranky: This makes my chain ache.
• Sir Topham Hatt: This is Harvey the Crane Engine.
• Mr. Conductor: The other engines thought Harvey look strange. Harvey was happy to be on the ground. He didn't like dangling from Cranky's arm at all.
• Sir Topham Hatt: These gentlemen are The Railway Board. Tomorrow, Harvey will give them a demonstration. If it goes well, he will join the railway.
• Percy: What's a Dimurstation?
• Thomas: Demonstration, it's when you show off what you can do.
• Bertie: Like when Thomas and I have a race. Vroom! Vroom!
• Mr. Conductor: That evening, Thomas had just returned from a hard day's work. He saw Harvey parked near the sheds. Harvey could hear the other engines talking about him. This made him sad.
• Henry: Harvey's different.
• Edward: He doesn't even look like an engine.
• Gordon: Surely Sir Topham Hatt won't let him pull coaches.
• James: He's just Cranky On Wheels.
• Percy: He's not taking my mail.
• Mr. Conductor: Thomas felt sorry for Harvey.
• Thomas: Don't worry. Sometimes it takes time to make new friends.
• Mr. Conductor: Harvey wasn't sure he wanted to stay when no one wanted him. The next morning, Sir Topham Hatt sent the engines off to a useful day's work.
• Harvey: Maybe might coming here wasn't a good idea, sir.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Nonsense.
• Harvey: But the engines don't like me. I'm too different.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Different is what makes you special.
• Mr. Conductor: And that made Harvey feel better. Out on the branch line, Percy was having trouble with the trucks.
• Trucks: Faster we go, faster we go. Pull him along, don't let him slow.
• Percy: Help!
• Mr. Conductor: Percy's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. He went off the rails at Bulgy's bridge. Luckily, no one was hurt. Bertie arrived and was pleased Percy was all right. But he was also very cross.
• Bertie: You blocked the road!
• Mr. Conductor: Bertie was worried he wouldn't get the gentlemen of the railway board to the demonstration on time. When Sir Topham Hatt heard the news, he went straight to Harvey.
• Sir Topham Hatt: I need you to rescue one of my engines.
• Harvey: I'll do my best, sir.
• Mr. Conductor: And Harvey set off immediately. Harvey soon arrived and set to work.
• (Harvey lifts Percy back on the rails)
• Mr. Conductor: In no time, Percy was back on the tracks. The gentlemen of the railway board were very impressed.
• (Harvey then sorts out the trucks)
• Sir Topham Hatt: That was the demonstration of all. The gentlemen of the railway board have decided you shall join the railway.
• Harvey: Oh, thank you, sir.
• Mr. Conductor: That night, Harvey heard the engines talking again. This time it was different.
• Gordon: Well done, Harvey.
• James: Very useful.
• Percy: You can take my mail.
• Thomas: You see, different can be good.
• Mr. Conductor: All the engines agreed.
• Engines: Welcome to the Sodor Railway!
• Mr. Conductor: Harvey smiled happily.
• (Harvey To The Rescue ends)
• Mr. Conductor: So that's how Harvey's new!
• Clock: And our third song is We've Got It Going On by Kanto's own Backstreet Boys!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as A.J., Joe, Damian, Dario and Chopper all sing We've Got It Going On)
• Kanto's Backstreet Boys: Everybody grove to the music. Everybody jam Oh, hey We've been waiting so long Just can't hold it back no more Creepin' up and down now It's time for me to let it go If you really wanna see What we can do for you Send the crazy wildin' static Sing it Jam on 'cause Backstreet's got it Come on now everybody We've got it goin' on for years Jam on 'cause Backstreet's got it Come on now everybody We've got it goin' on for years We've got it goin' on for years We've got it goin' on for years Well I'm creepin' up on your left Straight up funky when I get with you Keep it ruthless when I get wet Keep the party packed in my corner Tough like granite to keep the crowd hype Get up on this just to get right What you want is what you gonna get Backstreet's got the special effects, uh If you really wanna see What we can do for you, oh I'll send the crazy wildin' static Sing it Jam on 'cause Backstreet's got it Come on now everybody We've got it goin' on for years Jam on 'cause Backstreet's got it Come on now everybody We've got it goin' on for years We've got it goin' on for years We've got it goin' on for years We've been waiting so long Just can't hold it back no more (just can't hold it back no more) Creepin' up and down now It's time for me to let it go It's time for me to let it go Jam on, jam on Everybody groove to the music Everybody jam Everybody groove to the music Everybody jam Jam on 'cause Backstreet's got it Come on now everybody We've got it goin' on for years Jam on 'cause Backstreet's got it Come on now everybody We've got it goin' on for years We've got it goin' on
• (We've Got It Going On ends, as they all pose in front of Johnny and Audrey)
• Johnny: All right!
• Audrey: These boys rock!
• Mr. Conductor: Now, I'll look closely on Cranky the Crane!
• (He peeks his eyes on Seymour, thus starting No Sleep For Cranky)
• Mr. Conductor: Brendam docks is one of the busiest dockyards on all the Island of Sodor. It's where ships and engines and cranes alike are busy day and night, every day of the year. But poor Cranky the Crane never gets a nap. He never gets to sleep early, he works all the time and his only company are the gulls that settle on his arm. So Cranky is always cranky.
• Salty: Ahoy there, Cranky!
• Cranky: Where have you been?
• Salty: And a good day to you captain.
• Mr. Conductor: Bill and Ben arrive for work full of mischief.
• Cranky: Hurry up! I haven't got all day!
• Bill: You're no fun!
• Cranky: You wouldn't be fun if you were stuck up here!
• Bill: So that's why you're cranky.
• Ben: You're lonely.
• Cranky: I'm not!
• Salty: So it's company you'd be needing. Reminds me of a lonely Grand Bank's Lighthouse keeper.
• Cranky: Not another one of your stories!
• Bill and Ben: Oh please, Salty, we haven't heard it.
• Salty: 'Twas in the middle of the wee naughty storm. The likes of which you see once in a lifetime.
• Mr. Conductor: This made Cranky very cranky. So cranky that he swung his arm around and dropped the pipes onto the tracks instead of the trucks.
• (The pipes crash into a shed)
• Cranky: Whoops.
• Salty: You blown the main down, matey!
• Mr. Conductor: The engines were trapped.
• Bill and Ben: You're gonna get into trouble!
• Alec Baldwin: Sang Bill and Ben. Sir Topham Hatt was in his office being measured for his new suit. When he heard the news, he left immediately for the docks. Sir Topham Hatt knew that any delay at the docks could cause trouble.
• Sir Topham Hatt: You have made a terrible mess, Cranky.
• Cranky: I'm sorry, sir.
• Sir Topham Hatt: You engines will have to stay here tonight until Harvey clears up this mess in the morning.
• Mr. Conductor: Cranky's heart sank as Salty uttered those faithful words.
• Salty: This reminds me of a story. It was a bitter cold winter. The brave little ship was stuck until the ice melted the next spring. He barely made it round the cape after a hundred scary days at sea without a scratch. He sailed into port and crashed his bout in 15 feet from my buffers! Luckily, no one was hurt!
• Cranky: Except my ears!
• Mr. Conductor: Salty spent all night telling tales of powerful storms, daring rescues and brave little ships, and when the sun rose, he was still talking and talking and talking.
• Cranky: I can't take anymore!
• Mr. Conductor: Harvey the Crane Engine arrived.
• Harvey: Sir Topham Hatt sent me to help clear away this mess.
• Mr. Conductor: Cranky was so pleased the engines will be going soon, he forgot to be cranky.
• Cranky: I'll never misbehave again, as long as I don't have to listen to anymore of Salty's stories.
• Mr. Conductor: And after Harvey and the workmen had cleared the wreckage, Cranky worked hard all day. He carefully loaded the trucks, helped speed the engines on their way and he said please and thank you.
• Thomas: This is new.
• Mr. Conductor: But Thomas had spoken too soon. Cranky couldn't help himself.
• (The pipes fall next to Thomas and Percy)
• Percy: It was nice while it lasted.
• Mr. Conductor: And all the engines laughed. But Cranky was still cranky!
• (No Sleep For Cranky ends)
• Mr. Conductor: So that's how Cranky will never learn!
• Clock: But our fourth song is a Kodocha version of In My Dreams by Dream!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Maya, Alexandra, Serena and Christine all sing In My Dreams)
• Kodo Dream: Don't know what I gotta do To get through to you You aren't trying much too hard To get the message through I know cause I feel the same And it's driving me insane Why do we have to play these games Oh, no... Wish that I could get the nerve and Walk right up to you and Ask you baby for your name (Ask you baby for your name) You look so inviting (you...) This seems so exciting (it does) We should be together this way (We should be together this way) So what's the deal (what's the deal) This don't seem real (this don't seem real) This kind of thing only happens in my dreams (Thing only happens in my dreams) When boy meets girl (oh yeah) A perfect world (a perfect world) This sort of thing only happens in my dreams (This only happens in my dream) Top down and a cruising soul With friends that we both know It's just a Friday night thing And I am ready to go Hit the club and the party's on DJ plays favorite song It's just the way that we live So let's go... Baby anyway you're moving (you're moving) Uh, you've got me thinking (thinking) We should be together for days (Now we should be together for days) And as the days go slower (oh yeah) Uh, you put me closer (me closer) Can't believe it feels this way (Can't believe it feels this way) So what's the deal (what's the deal) This don't seem real (this don't seem real) This kind of thing only happens in my dreams (Thing only happens in my dreams) When boy meets girl (oh yeah) A perfect world (a perfect world) This sort of thing (this thing) Only happens in my dreams (Only happens in my dream baby) Ah, ah... Ah, ah... Ah, ah... Yea yeah... Uh... this seems so real to me (real to me) But it's a fantasy (fantasy) Baby why can't you see (Can't you see that baby) I need to know the truth (I need to know) There is no time with you (there's no time) You've got to let me know I am waiting... Uh... this seems so real to me (real to me) But it's a fantasy (fantasy) Baby why can't you see (Can't you see that baby) I need to know the deal (I need to know) There is no time to kill (there's no time to kill) You've got to hurry Before I awake... So what's the deal (so what's the deal) This don't seem real (I've got to know) This kind of thing (oh yeah) Only happens in my dreams (Kind of thing only happens in my dreams) When boy meets girl (oh yeah) A perfect world (a perfect world) This sort of thing (this thing) Only happens in my dreams (This thing, only happens in my dream baby) Don't tell me (tell me baby) I've really got to say (oh baby) These kind of things only happen in my dreams Don't tell me (tell me baby) I've really got to say (oh baby) These kind of things only happen in my dreams So what's the deal (tell me baby) This don't seem real (I've got to know it) This kind of thing (this thing) Only happens in my dreams (This thing, only happens in my dream baby) When boy meets girl (oh yeah) A perfect world (it'll be a perfect world) This sort of thing only happens in my dreams (Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes) So what's the deal (tell me baby) This don't seem real (uh baby) This kind of thing only happens in my dreams When boy meets girl (tell me baby) A perfect world (uh baby) This sort of thing Only happens in my dreams...
• (In My Dreams fades out, as they all skirt curtsy in front of Jade and Tyler)
• Jade: Wow!
• Tyler: Some might say they're experts!
• Mr. Conductor: Now, I'll be taking a closer look on how Thomas met Cyril!
• (He peeks his eyes on Seymour, thus starting The Fogman)
• Mr. Conductor: It was winter on the Island of Sodor. The first fogs had begun to roll in from the sea. Thomas, Annie and Clarabel love the quiet of Misty Valley. But Thomas must be careful of rocks that sometimes roll onto the tracks. Cyril the Fogman has a very important job. He puts detonators on the tracks to warn the engines when there's fog ahead.
• (Boom!)
• Thomas: Oooh! That made my axles tingle.
• Thomas' Driver: Cyril's done his job. We better slow down. There's fog ahead.
• Thomas: Thank you, Cyril.
• Mr. Conductor: That night at the sheds, Sir Topham Hatt had something special to show the engines. It was very large and strange looking.
• Percy: What is it?
• Sir Topham Hatt: It's a new invention, a railway foghorn. It warns you when there's fog ahead. Like this.
• (The foghorn begins to wail and bricks from the roof fall down into the floor then it turns off)
• Percy: That's loud!
• James: Too loud!
• Gordon: Sounds like a tugboat to me!
• Mr. Conductor: Thomas looked worried.
• Thomas: What will Cyril do now?
• Sir Topham Hatt: He'll be getting a much needed rest. Besides, this new foghorn will be more reliable.
• Thomas: Poor Cyril. He's been scrapped.
• Mr. Conductor: The next day, Percy was cheerfully chuffing through Misty Valley when suddenly...
• (The foghorn wails again)
• Percy: Oh, bother! That foghorn is so loud, it rattles my dome. It doesn't even make my axles tingle.
• Percy's Driver: Still, we better slow down. There's fog ahead.
• Mr. Conductor: The foghorn had been so loud that it made the hillside shake. No sooner was Percy out of sight, when one rock fell, then another and another. Before long, the track was blocked and the foghorn was crushed. Not far away. Thomas was puffing happily right on time.
• (Thomas' whistle toots)
• Thomas: I can't see a thing!
• Mr. Conductor: And then, before Thomas could think of anything else...
• (Thomas hits the landslide and derails)
• Thomas: Bust my buffers! What happened to the foghorn?
• Thomas' Driver: I don't know, but at least nobody's been hurt.
• Thomas' Fireman: Toby will be coming down the line any minute.
• Thomas: If there's no foghorn, he'll run into us.
• Voice: Leave it to me!
• Thomas: It's Cyril! I hope he's in time.
• Mr. Conductor: Toby and his coach Henrietta were chuffing along. Toby was looking forward for a well earned drink at the station when...
• (Boom!)
• Toby: Fog detonators!
• Toby's Driver: There must be fog ahead. We better slow down.
• Mr. Conductor: And just around the next bend, with his axles still tingling, Toby was very glad they did. Otherwise, they would've crashed into Thomas' wreck. Soon the tracks were cleared and Thomas was back on the rails.
• Thomas: If it hadn't been for Cyril, Toby might have had a worst accident than me.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Instead of replacing Cyril with a foghorn, we'll replace the foghorn with Cyril. You're clearly more reliable.
• Cyril: Thank you, sir.
• Toby: And thank you.
• Thomas: New inventions are all very well.
• Percy: But they don't make my axles tingle.
• (The Fogman ends)
• Mr. Conductor: