Rugrats: Royal Ransom

Rugrats: Royal Ransom is loosely a Rugrats spoof in the style of All Grown Up!.

Plot[]

Danielle LaMarche and her friends Jeri, Calvin, Wilma and William have been held prisoners by the bad girls and villains of Toon Universal. Under Dil, Mona, Angelica, Wendell, Susie and Lance's info, Tommy, Chuckie, Kimi, Phil and Lil join our Universal Heroes for worlds of Snow, Jungle, Undersea, Arabian, Circus, Dino, Moon, Medieval, and ending with a Stormin' the Castle showdown against the bad girls and villains, and retrieve Danielle and her friends. Also among these are nine Thomas Stories per world, told by Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.

Cast[]

The Conductors of Shining Time Station[]

Mr. Conductor 1 (Ringo Starr)
Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

From All Grown Up![]

Tommy Pickles (Elizabeth Daily)
Chuckie and Kimberly Finster (Nancy Cartwright and Dionne Quan)
Phillip and Lillian DeVille (Kath Soucie)

Heroes of Universal Kids[]

Barney (Dean Wendt)
Littlefoot the Dinosaur (Cody Arens)
Christopher and Martin Kratt (Themselves)
Gillian and Angeline Espina (Themselves)
Clover Ewing, Alexandra Vazquez and Samantha Simpson (Andrea Baker, Katie Griffin and Jennifer Hale)
Kelly Quinn, Darby O'Brien and Hannah Parker-Kent (Olivia Sanabia, Abby Donnelly and Aubrey Miller)
Polly Pocket, Shani and Lila Draper (Emily Tennant, Kazumi Evans and Shannon Chan-Kent)
Emma, Lachy, Simon and Anthony Wiggle (Emma Watkins, Lachlan Gillespie, Simon Pryce and Anthony Field)
Waldo and Wenda (Joshua Rush and Haley Tju)
Norman Picklestripes (Dwayne Hill)
Puss in Boots and Dulcinea (Eric Bauza and Jayma Mays)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, Dak and Leyla (Jay Baruchel, Nicolas Cantu and Brennley Brown)

Heroes of 4Kids/Warner Bros./Saban/DreamWorks[]

Ash Ketchum, Mary, Pikachu and Togepi (Sarah Natochenny, Kerry Williams, Ikue Ohtani and Satomi Korogi)
Rikochet and El Rey (Carlos Alazraqui and Michael Donovan)
Al Smith (Tom Kenny)
Sandra Larson and Babbit (Lisa Ortiz and Jimmy Zoppi)
Zoey Hanson and Mini Mew (Amanda Brown and Tom Wayland)
Scooby-Doo and Shaggy Rogers (Frank Welker and Matthew Lillard)
Link (Eric Stuart)
Ingrid Harper (Lisa Ortiz)
Tai Kamiya, Kari Kamiya, Agumon and Gatomon (Joshua Seth, Lara Jill Miller, Tom Fahn and Mary Elizabeth McGlynn)
Flint Hammerhead (R. Martin Klein)
Mushra (Tom Gibis)
Mondo Ooya (Derek Stephen Prince)
Turbo and Chet (Reid Scott and Eric Bauza)
Eep Crood (Stephanie Lemelin)
Adora (Aimee Carrero)
Audrey and Zoe (Stephanie Lemelin and Cree Summer)
Yami Yugi Moto (Dan Green)
Virgil and Sharon Hawkins (Phil LaMarr and Michele Morgan)
Gordon and Yesenia Rae Hooper (Eric Stuart and Tara Jayne)
Felicia and Tawny McCoy (Lisa Ortiz and Tara Jayne)
Fox McCloud and Tricky (Joshua Seth and R. Martin Klein)
Marina and Brenda Liteyears (Wendee Lee and Anna Garduno)
Kick the Cyber Cat (Rick Jones)
Kelly Westwood (Tifanie Christun)
Sonic the Hedgehog and Christopher Thorndyke (Jason Griffith and Suzanne Goldish)
Omi, Kimiko Tohomiko, Raimundo Pedrosa and Clay Bailey (Tara Strong, Jennifer Hale, Eric Bauza and David Kaye)
Jason Lee Scott, Tommy Oliver, Zachary Taylor, Billy Cranston, Trini Kwan and Kimberly Ann Hart (Austin St. John, Jason David Frank, Walter Emanuel Jones, David Yost, Thuy Trang and Amy Jo Johnson)
Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo (Michael Sinterniklaas, Frank Frankson, Sam Regal and Wayne Grayson)
Johnny Test and Dukey (James Arnold Taylor and Louis Chirillo)
Tyler Bowman, Kevin Reynolds, Theodore Roachmont and Jennifer Shope (Matt Hill, Richard Ian Cox, Lee Tockar and Tabitha St. Germain)

Bad Girls of Toon Universal[]

Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
Malinda Doe (Jocelyne Loewen)
Mayuko Kiyokawa (Rachael Lillis)
Jasmine, Tapioca and Litchee (Leah Applebaum and Veronica Taylor)
Frufru Tattoo Machofrou (Grey Griffin)
The Becky Trio (Lisa Ortiz, Tara Jayne and Veronica Taylor)
Terri Burton (Roxanne Beck)
Princess Kenny Marigold, Monica MacDonald and Nora Richards (Roxanne Beck, Tara Jayne and Megan Hollingshead)
Anne Granger (Carrie Keranen)
Vivian Goodwin (Anna Garduno)
Jordin Hanson (Colleen O'Shaughnessey)
Abigail Thompson (Laura Summer)
Josie Caldwell (Laura Summer)
Christine and Brianna Flowers (Laura Summer and Anna Garduno)
Reese Wilson (Laura Summer)
Catra (A.J. Michalka)
Mandy, Mindy, Caitlin and Dominique (Jennifer Hale, Katie Griffin and Andrea Baker)
Gwen Grande (Rhona Rees)
Penelope Lang (Catherine Disher)
Odlulu (Eva Carlton)

Villains[]

Jessie, James, Meowth and Wobbuffet (Michele Knotz, Jimmy Zoppi and Erica Schroeder)
Ken and Mary (Marc Thompson and Caroline Hellman)
Ludwig Von Monsterstein Eccentro, Batch, Gluko and Impy (Joe Ochman, Wendee Lee, Dina Sherman and R. Martin Klein)
Wolf, Leon, Pigma, Andrew and Panther (Richard Epcar, David Lodge, Lex Lang, Dave Mallow and Richard Cansino)
Dren (Andrew Rannells)
Petra Fina Dagmar, Mite and Fishman (Barbara Goodson, David Lodge and Lex Lang)
Prima Donna Hodges, Carlton Cold Jones and Heavy Traffic (Kathleen Barr and Scott McNeil)
Ganondorf (Ted Lewis)
Cassidy and Butch (Emlyn Morinelli and Jimmy Zoppi)
Giovanni and Dr. Namba (Craig Blair and Jimmy Zoppi)

Sandra's Cheer Squad[]

Mira Sander (Lisa Ortiz)
Lisa Brandon (Lisa Yamanaka)
Stephanie Carlson (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
Riley Edwin (Kelly Sheridan)
Sweet Mint (Lisa Ortiz)
Toni and Mika Morgan (Lisa Ortiz)
Rita Harrington (Lisa Ortiz)
Harriet Sanders (Veronica Taylor)

Thomas Stories[]

Thomas' Christmas Party (Ringo Starr)
Henry and The Elephant (Alec Baldwin)
Salty's Stormy Tale (Michael Brandon)
Woolly Bear (Ringo Starr)
Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin)
Edward The Really Useful Engine (Alec Baldwin)
Bad Day At Castle Loch (Michael Brandon)
James and The Queen of Sodor (Michael Brandon)
Harold and The Flying Horse (Michael Brandon)

Trivia[]

A home video devoted to the creators.
Kimiko's outfits: Depending on the Worlds.
The Season 7 episodes use the re-dubbed New Series music by Hartshorne/Welch.
Meilin, Jessie and the others are the lead roles of antagonists.

Script[]

(Our cold opening shows Tommy and pals looking at the Play Palace 3000)
Tommy: Wow!
Chuckie: Look at this!
Kimi: It's beautiful!
Phil: The Play Palace 3000!
Lil: (seeing someone up at the top floor) Hey, I can see...
Danielle: (as both she and her friends are tied up) Help, save us!
Tommy: Danielle!
(Bad Girls and Villains appear laughing loudly)
Meilin: We've got your lovers as prisoners!
Jessie: Just try and catch us!
Tommy: (as they continue to laugh) Okay, you guys! Time to meet our Universal Friends!
Chuckie, Kimi, Phil and Lil: Right!
(As they set off, Dil and the others appear)
Dil: Ladies and gentlemen!
Mona: Welcome to Royal Ransom!
Angelica: This is where Tommy and pals are to meet the Universal Heroes at Snow World!
Wendell: A cold world to be precised!
Susie: So, get ready for a quest to remember!
Lance: Theme music!
(The All Grown Up! theme song plays)
Girl: Four, three, two, one! Every birthday my mom and dad Would say your another year older Another year wiser But I still go to school To get an education I treat each and every day Just like a mini vacation All grown up I really wanna shout it out All grown up I want the world to know All grown up I really wanna shout it out All grown up With you!! All grown up With...you!!
(We soon find Tommy and his friends meeting up with our Universal Heroes by the Snow World)
Barney: Hello, Tommy!
Ash: We're glad you've dropped by to visit us!
Mary: This snow world is full of snowmen and other cold things!
Tommy: Well, you see, we were looking for Danielle and her friends! And as usual, it was Meilin and Jessie!
The Kratt Brothers: Unbelievable!
(Just then, they hear Mozella music and get a closer look: It was Sakura Avalon figure skating to Freezing)
Mozella: The clouds in the sky have covered up my life And the day just stays gray till it's night And the darkness outside is a mirror to my eyes Cause my soul won't reflect any light Oh, I can't lie, I'm so lonely Oh, make it right and just hold me 'Cause I'm freezing, there's no way to stay warm Don't you need me? Left me out in the storm How could you forget me? My sunshine has left me alone You're so cold Freezing, like when rain turns to snow Don't you need me?
Ash: Wow!
(He watches Sakura spinning like a top)
Ash: (with hearts over his head) She's beautiful when she spins, huh?
Mozella: Like an old over coat The seasons may change But the ice still remains in my soul You're so cold The chills down my spine Are just memories of a time Now I'm haunted cause I thought You were mine I just can't get away I've been frozen in one place And I am not moving on Tell me why I still love you boy? Oh, I can't lie, I'm so lonely Oh, make it right and just hold me 'Cause I'm freezing, there's no way to stay warm Don't you need me? Left me out in the storm How could you forget me? My sunshine has left me alone You're so cold Freezing, like when rain turns to snow Don't you need me? Like an old over coat The seasons may change But the ice still remain in my soul You're so cold I'm freezing, there's no way to stay warm Don't you need me? Left me out in the storm How could you forget me? My sunshine has left me alone So now I'm freezing, like when rain turns to snow Don't you need me? Like an old over coat The seasons may change But the ice still remains in my soul
(Freezing fades out as Ash walks up to Sakura)
Ash: Wow, Sakura Avalon, you did a figure skate of your life, didn't you?
Sakura: (scratching her head and blushing) Ah, that's right, Ash Ketchum! I did figure skate for everyone!
(The Conductors appear)
Mr. Conductor 3: That's good.
Johnny: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
Dukey: We were headed for the next world!
Mr. Conductor 2: The Jungle, that is!
Sonic: Good!
Chris: We'll be met by the stars of Jumanji!
Mr. Conductor 1: In fact, I remember Christmas for Thomas!
(He blows his whistle, thus starting Thomas' Christmas Party)
Mr. Conductor 1: It was Christmas on the Island of Sodor. All the engines were working hard. Thomas and Toby were busy carrying people and parcels up and down the branch line. Everyone was happy. Only the coaches Annie and Clarabel were complaining.
Annie and Clarabel: It's always the same before Christmas.
Mr. Conductor 1: They groaned.
Annie and Clarabel: We feel so full, we feel so full.
Thomas: Oh, come on!
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
Thomas: Where's your restive spirit? Christmas day is almost here.
Mr. Conductor 1: By the side of the track was a little cottage with a familiar figure waving to them.
Thomas: It's Mrs. Kyndley!
Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Thomas.
Thomas: Peep, peep! Happy Christmas!
Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas always felt better for seeing her.
Thomas: Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without Mrs. Kyndley.
Mr. Conductor 1: When work was over, Thomas went to see the other engines. All their coats had been polished.
Gordon: Huh!
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
Gordon: Just look at us. Your driver will have to work fast to get you as smart as us.
Thomas: Never mind that.
Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas.
Thomas: I've something important to say. Do you realize it's been a whole year since Mrs. Kyndley saved us from a nasty accident. You remember when she was ill in bed and...
Edward: Yes of course.
Mr. Conductor 1: Interrupted Edward.
Edward: You told us how she waved her red dressing gown out of her window to warn you about a landslide ahead.
Percy: And you and Toby gave her presents.
Mr. Conductor 1: Percy joined in.
Percy: And Sir Topham Hatt sent her to Bournemouth to get better.
James: But...
Mr. Conductor 1: Said James and Henry together.
Henry: The rest of us have never thanked her properly.
Thomas: Exactly.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
Thomas: So now I think we should all give her a special Christmas party.
Mr. Conductor 1: Everyone was getting very excited and the drivers felt sure that Sir Topham Hatt will agree as indeed he did. The engines were all busy making plans, when silence fell. Sir Topham Hatt had bad news.
Sir Topham Hatt: The weather's changed badly. Mrs. Kyndley is snowed up. Toby says he'll help to rescue her. You must help too, Thomas. There's no party unless you do.
Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas hated snow, but he said bravely.
Thomas: I'll try, sir. We must rescue her, we must.
Sir Topham Hatt: There's a good engine. You and Toby will manage splendidly.
Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas charged the snowdrifts fiercely. Sometimes he swept them aside, sometimes they stuck fast and the men had to loosen them. But at the cutting near the cottage, they could go no further.
Thomas' Fireman: Look at that!
Mr. Conductor 1: Exclamied Thomas' fireman.
Thomas: Peep, peep, peep! Here we are.
Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Thomas. An answering wave came from an upstairs window. Then they heard a familiar sound.
Thomas: That's Terence.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
Thomas: He's come to help too.
Mr. Conductor 1: Sure enough, Terence had a snowplough and was working hard to clear a patch to the railroad line to safety. At long last, the rescue was complete. Percy took the tired workmen home. Terence said goodbye to Mrs. Kyndley and promised to take care of her cottage as he watched them all set off. The engines made good time. No more snow had fallen, but the yard was dark. Thomas' heart sank. Suddenly, all the lights went on. What a marvelous site awaited Mrs. Kyndley.
Sir Topham Hatt: Well done!
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: I'm really proud of you all.
Mr. Conductor 1: Mrs. Kyndley especially thanked the smaller engines.
Mrs. Kyndley: Thomas and Toby are old friends.
Mr. Conductor 1: She said.
Mrs. Kyndley: And now Percy, you are my friend too.
Mr. Conductor 1: Percy was very pleased.
Percy: Three cheers for Mrs. Kyndley!
Mr. Conductor 1: He called.
Percy: Peep, peep, peep!
Mr. Conductor 1: They all whistled.
Engines: (singing) We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends thought it was the best Christmas ever and Mrs. Kyndley could think of nowhere should rather live than here with them on the Island of Sodor.
(Thomas' Christmas Party ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Thomas and his friends had celebrated Christmas!
Mr. Conductor 2: Well, it's off to the Jungle World!
Mr. Conductor 3: Gotta vanish!
(And, they did)
(Alan, Judy, Peter and Nora await our friends by the Jungle World)
Alan: Right on time!
Judy: We've got to hide from the evil Van Pelt!
Peter: He's rough to the bones!
Nora: Can you help us for Jackie Chan?
Virgil: No problem!
Sharon: (hearing some buzzing sounds) Hey, I can hear....
(It was a swarm of furious Beedrill)
Ash and Mary: Eek! Beedrill!
Gordon: Run for it!
(The chase ensues, to the song Jonny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts by Less Than Jake)
Less Than Jake: Well, I really don't know if it matters at all so but we try to keep the prices low for our records and our shows but is that is that enough or is (it) that we're not punk enough or is (it) that you think ska just sucks (but) Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what? [Chorus:] Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts, sellouts Johnny Quest thinks we're sellin' out, (we're) sellin' out, yeah Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts, sellouts Johnny, yeah Well I really don't know if it matters at all so but we try to keep the prices low for our records and our shows does it matter that you see our shirts besides going to school and going to work or that you think that ska just sucks Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what? [Chorus x2] (He thinks we're sellin' out sellin' out [x5] yeah sellin' out [x6] yeah)
(Jonny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts ends as they all manage to reach the goal)
Felicia: Whew!
Tawny: We sure got away from the swarm!
(The Conductors appear)
Mr. Conductor 1: It could have been a giant Kuwagamon!
Mr. Conductor 3: Or a giant Vespiquen!
Mr. Conductor 2: Or maybe Henry with an Elephant!
(He blows his whistle, thus starting Henry and The Elephant)
Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas the Tank Engine puffed happily along his branch line with Annie and Clarabel. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting on the platform. He looked at his watch.
Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, Thomas. You're right on time and really reliable.
Thomas: Thank you, Sir.
Mr. Conductor 2: Whistled Thomas.
Annie and Clarabel: Ooh, right on time and really reliable.
Mr. Conductor 2: Hummed the coaches. But the big engines were not feeling cheerful at all.
Henry: Where's Percy?
Mr. Conductor 2: Mumbled Henry.
Henry: He suppose to fetch our coaches.
James: We get no rest.
Mr. Conductor 2: Complained James. He edged angrily onto the turntable and spoke rudely to Henry.
James: What's the matter, Henry? There's no rain today. Stop worrying and do some work instead.
Henry: I'm not afraid of getting wet anymore.
Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Henry.
Henry: Anyway, you looked silly enough to be a clown you should join the circus.
Percy: Oh.
Mr. Conductor 2: Whistled Percy.
Percy: So you heard the news?
Gordon: What news?
Percy: About the circus.
James: Percy, what are you talking about?
Percy: The circus has arrived.
Mr. Conductor 2: Explained Percy.
Percy: I've been shunting special cars. Sir Topham Hatt need your help too.
Mr. Conductor 2: The engines soon forgot to be tired and cross. Until it was time for the circus to leave. Then Gordon and Henry were cross all over again when James got to pull the train away. A little later Sir Topham Hatt returned.
Sir Topham Hatt: Come along, Henry. A tunnel has blocked down the line. You must take some workmen to investigate.
Henry: Pushing cars, pushing cars.
Mr. Conductor 2: Grumbled Henry. They stopped outside the tunnel. The workmen went inside. It was very dark and quiet. But not for long.
(Elephant trumpeting)
Workmen: Help!
Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted the workmen and they ran out.
Workman: We started to dig at the block but it grunted and moved.
Mr. Conductor 2: One said.
Foreman: Rubbish!
Mr. Conductor 2: Said the foreman.
Workman: It's not rubbish. It's big and alive. We're not going in there again.
Foreman: Right.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said the foreman.
Foreman: I'll ride in the cars and Henry shall push it out.
Henry: Wheesh!
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry unhappily. He had been shut in the tunnel for being afraid of the rain but this was worse. Something big and alive was inside.
Henry: Peep! Peep! I don't want to go in.
Henry's Driver: Neither do I.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
Henry's Driver: But we must clear the line.
Henry: Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Henry. Then there was trouble. The block was indeed alive and very strong it began to push the train backwards. Out of the tunnel came Henry, then the cars and last of all a large cross elephant.
(Elephant trumpeting)
Foreman: Well I never did!
Mr. Conductor 2: Cried the foreman. The workmen gave him some cake.
(Elephant trumpeting)
Mr. Conductor 2: He drank three buckets of water and it was just about to drink another when Henry let off steam.
(Elephant trumpeting)
Mr. Conductor 2: Cried the elephant. Water went all over Henry. Poor Henry! The elephant and his keeper was so reunited, but Henry was most upset.
Henry: An elephant pushed me! An elephant hooshed me!
Mr. Conductor 2: That night, he told the other engines all about it. Gordon and James felt sorry for Henry, but still teased him.
Gordon: First the rain, then an elephant. Whatever will you be afraid of next?
Thomas: Never mind, Henry.
Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured Thomas.
Thomas: I think you are brave today, and really reliable too.
(Henry and The Elephant ends)
Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Henry learned about an elephant!
Mr. Conductor 3: Well, to the Undersea World!
Mr. Conductor 1: Gotta vanish!
(And, they did)
(Our friends have reached the Undersea World and meet Polvina, Tubarina and Esther)
Polvina: Good to meet you!
Tubarina: We've decided to swim underwater!
Esther: Wanna come!
The Supernoobs: You bet!
(The undersea exploration begins, to Under the Sea)
Sebastian Crab: The seaweed is always greener In somebody else's lake You dream about going up there But that is a big mistake Just look at the world around you Right here on the ocean floor Such wonderful things surround you What more is you lookin' for? Under the sea Under the sea Darling it's better Down where it's wetter Take it from me Up on the shore they work all day Out in the sun they slave away While we devotin' Full time to floatin' Under the sea Down here all the fish is happy As off through the waves they roll The fish on the land ain't happy They sad 'cause they in their bowl But fish in the bowl is lucky They in for a worser fate One day when the boss get hungry Guess who's gon' be on the plate? Under the sea Under the sea Nobody beat us Fry us and eat us In fricassee We what the land folks loves to cook Under the sea we off the hook We got no troubles Life is the bubbles Under the sea (Under the sea) Under the sea (Under the sea) Since life is sweet here We got the beat here Naturally (Naturally) Even the sturgeon an' the ray They get the urge 'n' start to play We got the spirit You got to hear it Under the sea The newt play the flute The carp play the harp The plaice play the bass And they soundin' sharp The bass play the brass The chub play the tub The fluke is the duke of soul (Yeah) The ray he can play The lings on the strings The trout rockin' out The blackfish she sings The smelt and the sprat They know where it's at An' oh that blowfish blow Yeah, under the sea (Under the sea) Under the sea (Under the sea) When the sardine Begin the beguine It's music to me (It's music to me) What do they got? A lot of sand We got a hot crustacean band Each little clam here Know how to jam here Under the sea Each little slug here Cuttin' a rug here Under the sea Each little snail here Know how to wail here That's why it's hotter Under the water Ya we in luck here Down in the muck here Under the sea
(Under the Sea ends as the Conductors reappear)
Mr. Conductor 1: Well, we're having an Arabian adventure!
Mr. Conductor 2: And Aladdin and his pals are waiting!
Mr. Conductor 3: In fact, I remember when Salty helped Fergus!
(He blows his whistle, thus starting Salty's Stormy Tale)
Mr. Conductor 3: The engines love working when the sun shines. One day, Thomas and Percy were helping Salty at the docks. But Salty was worried.
Salty: Arrgh, it may be sunny now, matey, but they're be a storm coming.
Thomas: It may be sunny now, matey, but they're be a storm coming.
Percy: There be a fierce storm on the way, captain!
Mr. Conductor 3: Peeped Percy. Salty knew they were making fun of him. He felt sad. Later, Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to fetch Fergus from the smelter's yard.
Mr. Conductor 3: He said.
Sir Topham Hatt: His driver doesn't know the line.
Salty: Aye-aye, Sir.
Mr. Conductor 3: Replied Salty sadly. Salty was glad that he was going to the smelters. He didn't want to stay where he doesn't like.
Emily: What's wrong?
Mr. Conductor 3: Asked Emily.
Salty: Ah, nobody likes to be made fun of by silly tank engines.
Mr. Conductor 3: And he huffed away. Emily knew she had to find Thomas and Percy immediately.
Thomas: Those be dark clouds, matey.
Mr. Conductor 3: Whistled Thomas.
Percy: There be a fierce storm on the way, captain!
Mr. Conductor 3: Peeped Percy. Emily was cross.
Emily: It's not nice to copy the way others speak. You hurt Salty's feelings.
Percy: We were just having fun.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Percy.
Thomas: We'll say sorry to him.
Mr. Conductor 3: Added Thomas. But Salty was nowhere to be found. Thomas and Percy was worried. Fergus was waiting for Salty when he arrived at the smelters.
Fergus: Right on time!
Mr. Conductor 3: Congratulated Fergus.
Salty: Aye, but there be a storm coming.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Salty.
Salty: We must hurry.
Mr. Conductor 3: Soon they were hooked up and on their way home. Salty was right about the storm. It was a fierce one. The ships at sea depend upon the lighthouse to keep them safely off the rocks. But now there was trouble.
Captain: The lighthouse lamp has gone out!
Mr. Conductor 3: Cried the captain. Salty and Fergus were fighting their way through the wind and rain. Then Salty saw a lantern ahead. The lighthouse keeper was waiting for him.
Lighthouse Keeper: Our lighthouse lamp has gone out! Our generator is broken!
Mr. Conductor 3: Then Salty had an idea.
Salty: Fergus has a flywheel. It could power the generator.
Lighthouse Keeper: Hurry!
Mr. Conductor 3: Shouted the lighthouse keeper. Fergus' flywheel was attached to the generator shift. Without the lighthouse, the ship was steaming towards the rocks. Fergus was working as fast as he could. Finally, the generator came back to life. The lighthouse beam shone across the stormy sea once more.
Captain: Just in time! Hard to starboard, matey!
Mr. Conductor 3: Salty's idea had saved the day! Fergus worked hard until first light. The next morning, Salty and Fergus chugged back to the docks. They were surprised to see a crowd waiting for them.
Captain: Thank you.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said the captain.
Captain: You saved our ship.
Sir Topham Hatt: Well done.
Mr. Conductor 3: Boomed Sir Topham Hatt. Salty was very proud.
Thomas: We're sorry if we hurt your feelings.
Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Thomas.
Percy: We were only copying you because we think you're grand.
Salty: Then say no more, me harties!
Mr. Conductor 3: Replied Salty happily. Now they will all work together and have fun together as good friends should.
(Salty's Stormy Tale ends)
Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how Salty had helped Fergus!
Mr. Conductor 2: Awesome!
Mr. Conductor 1: Now, onto the Arabian World!
(The Conductors vanish)
(Our friends meet Aladdin and Jasmine at Arabian World)
Aladdin: Good to meet you all!
Jasmine: This is where the carpet guides us to our destinations!
Leonardo: Fascinating!
Raphael: Let's get riding!
(Everyone drives on Genie's bus, to Arabian Night)
Man: Follow me to a place where incredible feats Are routine every hour or so Where enchantment runs rampant Yes, wild in the streets Open sesame, here we go Arabian nights Like Arabian days They tease and excite Take off and take flight They shock and amaze Arabian nights Like Arabian days More often than not Are hotter than hot In a lot of good ways Pack your shield, pack your sword You won't ever get bored Though get beaten or gored you might Come on down, stop on by Hop a carpet and fly To another Arabian night
(Arabian Night ends, as the Conductors appear)
Mr. Conductor 3: We were thrilled to understand it!
Mr. Conductor 2: Good deal!
Mr. Conductor 1: In fact, I remember when Percy was a hairy engine!
(He blows his whistle, thus starting Woolly Bear)
Mr. Conductor 1: In the summer, the work crews cut the long grass along the tracks raking it into heaps to dry in the sun. At this time of year, Percy stops where they have been cutting. The men load up his empty wagons and he pulls them to the station.
(Percy's whistle toots)
Mr. Conductor 1: Toby then takes them to the hills for the farmers to feed their stock.
(Toby's bell rings)
Percy: Wheeeeeeeesh!
Mr. Conductor 1: Percy gave a ghostly whistle.
Percy: Don't be frightened, Thomas.
Mr. Conductor 1: He laughed.
Percy: It's only me!
Thomas: Your ugly fizz is enough to frighten anyone.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
Thomas: You're like...
Percy: Ugly indeed. I'm...
Thomas: A green caterpillar with red stripes.
Mr. Conductor 1: Continued Thomas firmly.
Thomas: You crawl like one too.
Percy: I don't!
Thomas: Who's been late every afternoon this week?
Percy: It's the hay.
Thomas: I can't help that.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
Thomas: Time's time, and Sir Topham Hatt relies on me to keep it. I can't if you crawl in the hay till all hours.
Percy: Green caterpillar indeed.
Mr. Conductor 1: Fumed Percy. He set off to collect some hay to take to the harbour.
Percy: Everyone says I'm handsome, or at least nearly anyone. Anyway, my curves are better than Thomas' corners. Thomas says I'm always late.
Mr. Conductor 1: He grumbled.
Percy: I'm never late, or at least only a few minutes. What's that to Thomas? He can always catch up time farther on.
Mr. Conductor 1: All the same, he and his driver decided to start home early. Then came trouble.
(The crate of treacle appears held by a crane it falls down and lands on Percy with a loud Wham!)
Mr. Conductor 1: A crate of treacle was upset all over Percy. Percy was cross. He was still sticky when he puffed away. The wind was blowing fiercely.
Percy's Driver: Look at that!
Mr. Conductor 1: Explained the driver. The wind caught the piled hay, tossing it up and over the track. The line climbed here.
Percy's Driver: Take a run at it, Percy.
Mr. Conductor 1: His driver advised. Percy gathered speed. But the hay made the rails slippery and his wheels wouldn't grip. Time after time he stalled with spinning wheels and had to wait until the line ahead was cleared before he could start again. Everyone was waiting. Thomas seethed impatiently.
Thomas: Ten minutes late. I warned him. Passengers will complain and Sir Topham Hatt.
Mr. Conductor 1: Then they all saw Percy. (everyone laughing) They laughed and shouted.
Percy: Sorry I'm late.
Mr. Conductor 1: Percy panted.
Thomas: Look what's crawled out of the hay!
Mr. Conductor 1: Teased Thomas.
Percy: What's wrong?
Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Percy.
Thomas: Talk about hairy caterpillars.
Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas.
Thomas: It's worth been late to have seen you.
Mr. Conductor 1: When Percy got home, his driver showed him what he looked like in the mirror.
Percy: Bust my buffers! No wonder they all laughed. I'm just look like a woolly bear. Please clean me before Toby comes.
Mr. Conductor 1: But it was no good. Thomas told Toby all about it. Instead of talking about sensible things like playing ghosts, Thomas and Toby made jokes about woolly bear caterpillars, and other creatures which crawled about in hay. They laughed a lot, but Percy thought they were really being very silly indeed!
(Woolly Bear ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Percy would always be hairy!
Mr. Conductor 2: Well, we're off to the Circus World!
Mr. Conductor 1: Gotta vanish!
(And, they did)
(Ash's 14 opponents from Puzzle League 64 await our heroes by the Circus World)
Gary: So, we meet again, Ash!
Brock: (noticing Tawny and turning heart eyed) And so do you, Tawny McCoy!
Tawny: Brock?
Brock: (grabs Tawny's hands) You were the sister of Felicia ever since you were older than her!
Tawny: Uh....
Brock: Let me show you a kiss!
(Just as he was about to do closer to her lips, Misty drags him by the back)
Misty: Sorry, wrong attitude! Let's go!
Brock: ??? my darling ???
Sandra: (walking up to Tracey) Hi, Tracey Sketchit!
Tracey: Ah, Sandra! I was glad to see that you've showed up for the Circus song!
Sandra: I know, and I have a feeling that me and my cheerleaders will do a performance under the big top!
Mira and the girls: Right!
(Soon, dressed in Circus attire, Sandra and her cheerleaders perform Circus)
Sandra: (singing while her clown cheer squad dance in the background) There's only two types of people in the world The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe Well baby I'm a put-on-a-show kinda girl Don't like the backseat, gotta be first (oh, oh) I'm like the ringleader I call the shots (call the shots) I'm like a firecracker I make it hot (make it hot) When I put on a show I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins (hah, hah, hah) Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break (hah, hah, hah) I'm like a performer, the dancefloor is my stage (hah, hah, hah) Better be ready, hope that ya feel the same (hah, hah, hah) All the eyes on me in the center of the ring Just like a circus (ah, ah, ahaha-hah) When I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip Just like a circus (ah, ah, ahaha-hah) Don't stand there watching me, follow me Show me what you can do Everybody let go, we can make a dance floor Just like a circus (ah, ah, ahaha-hah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho) There's only two types of guys out there, Ones that can hang with me, and ones that are scared So baby I hope that you came prepared I run a tight ship, so beware I'm like a ring leader, I call the shots. I'm like a fire cracker, I make it hot when I put on a show. (Bridge) (Chorus) Let's go..(ah, ah, ahaha-hah) Let me see what you can do..(ah, ah, ahaha-hah) I'm running this. Yeah, like what..? (Bridge) (Chorus) All the eyes on me in the center of the ring Just like a circus (ah, ah, ahaha-hah) When I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip Just like a circus (ah, ah, ahaha-hah) Don't stand there watching me, follow me Show me what you can do Everybody let go, we can make a dance floor Just like a circus (ah, ah, ahaha-hah) All the eyes on me in the center of the ring Just like a circus (ah, ah, ahaha-hah) When I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip Just like a circus (ah, ah, ahaha-hah) Don't stand there watching me, follow me Show me what you can do Everybody let go, we can make a dance floor Just like a circus (ah, ah, ahaha-hah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho)
(Circus ends, as they strike a finishing pose, just as Tracey finishes with his sketch)
Tracey: Gotta show the scoop to Professor Oak!
(The Conductors appear)
Mr. Conductor 1: Go ahead, Tracey!
Mr. Conductor 3: Tell Professor Oak the news!
Mr. Conductor 2: In fact, I remember when Toad endured a wild ride!
(He blows his whistle, thus starting Busy Going Backwards)
Mr. Conductor 2: Toad the break van was feeling sad. Everywhere he look, he could see engines and coaches moving steadily forwards. They all look confident and cheerful. One day, he decided to talk to Oliver the Great Western Engine.
Toad: I'm always going backwards, Mr. Oliver. I have forward thinking views. I could be a leader if you know what I mean.
Gordon: You can't be a leader without a train to follow you. You don't have a train.
Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon said. Toad felt sadder still. Oliver wanted to help,
Oliver: You're a really useful break van, Toad. You help me break and you keep my freight cars in order when we go down hills.
Toad: I know, Mr. Oliver, but it'll be so exciting to go forwards for a change instead of always things sliding away from me.
Mr. Conductor 2: The freight cars were cross with Toad.
Car 1: Who he to started complaining?
Car 2: He's lucky to be look after us.
Car 3: Let's teach him a lesson.
Mr. Conductor 2: The freight cars were simply carried up their plan when they reach Gordon's Hill. When they were nearly at the top, they play their tricks.
Cars: Ready, steady, go!
Mr. Conductor 2: And they jerked and a coupling which broke.
Cars: We're making your wish come true, Toad! Follow the leader!
Mr. Conductor 2: Yelled the freight cars. Toad was still in a state of shock so he didn't know what to think. And he couldn't ask the conductor, he had jumped clear.
Cars: Faster, faster, as fast as you want!
Mr. Conductor 2: Screamed the freight cars. Suddenly, Toad found it fun but the fun was soon over. A crossing lay ahead and the gates were closed, Toad couldn't stop. Worst still, Toad now realize he was on the wrong track. There ahead was Gordon! The signalman change the points just in time.
Cars: On, on, faster!
Mr. Conductor 2: Cried the freight cars. Suddenly, he saw James pulling a long slow train.
Toad: Oh, my goodness! Help, save me!
Mr. Conductor 2: A quick thinking shunter did just in time.
James: What was that?!
Mr. Conductor 2: Explained James. The signalman warned the stationmaster at the next station.
Signalman: There's a runaway coming!
Stationmaster: We'll send them into the sidings.
Toad: Help, help!
Mr. Conductor 2: Called Toad again. Toad saw some buffers.
Toad: Those were stop me.
Mr. Conductor 2: But the points in the buffers weren't safe.
Toad: Oh, no! I'm back on the main line!
Mr. Conductor 2: Meanwhile Oliver was racing to the rescue.
Oliver: I must catch Toad. I must.
Mr. Conductor 2: Toad sped past Henry. More danger lay ahead. Men were working on the bridge, but they had been warned about the runaway Toad and his freight cars. They diverted him onto old sidings, straight into a muddy pool.
Toad: Stopped at last.
Mr. Conductor 2: Oliver arrived and when he saw Toad, he can only smile.
Oliver: A pond is the only place for a Toad I suppose.
Mr. Conductor 2: That night, Toad spoke to Oliver.
Toad: I'm sorry, Mr. Oliver, if I cause to any embarrassment.
Oliver: That's all right, Toad. So what do you think of going forwards?
Toad: It was fun.
Mr. Conductor 2: Decided Toad.
Toad: But from now on, I'd be happy to look forward to the future, busy going backwards so to speak.
(Busy Going Backwards ends)
Mr. Conductor 2: