Cast[]
- Uncle Hank as Bert
Lyrics[]
Uncle Hank: (spoken)
Square huh?
Well, maybe I am
But I like it
And I'm not ashamed of it
I don't have to like what other people like
All right, I'm square
(sung)
Things other people find boring
Those are the things I'm adoring
I just love pigeons and I don't care
If other people say I'm square
Oh, I love galoshes, they give me a thrill
Cold mashed potatoes, I can't get my fill
I go for plumbing and I always will
I'm square
I'm square
I'm fond of yawning when evening is done
I like the beach when there's not any sun
Emptying ashtrays is my kind of fun
I'm square
I'm square
I love Kleenex
I can't get enough
I think potato chips, hangers and paper clips
Are wonderful stuff
Watching a haircut is my kind of kicks
You ought to see my collection of bricks
And give me some cards and I'll show you some tricks
(spoken)
Okay, pick a card, any card
Now don't show it to me
Abracadabra!
The four of diamonds, right?
Hey, come on, wake up!
(sung)
I'm square
I'm square
I love laundry
It's quiet and clean
I think banana skins, place mats and safety pins
Are perfectly keen
I go for music
I'm terribly hip
The latest dances I do them with pep
Play me a waltz and I'll show you a step
1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 1, 2 ... (jumbles words)
Ahem ...
I'm square
I'm square
I'm nuts about rocks and high button shoes
Argyle socks and pigeons in the news
I'm not rectangular
I'm not triangular
I am what I am, I don't care!
I'm square
I'm square
I'm square
I'm squa...Oh, gosh, what a lovely fire hydrant!