Raccoons Just Want To Have Fun (The Raccoons)

Based on the 1985 and 2003 versions, here is Bert Raccoon's first ever home video based on Girls Just Want To Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper.

Plot

• Bert and his family of raccoons invite everyone for a party at Turabo Gardens's Community Center, with just one problem: Cyril Sneer has invited Mel, her friends, Heather Hogwarsh and Team Rocket and their villainous friends to a takeover, as with Regina, Nellie Knotty and Jordin Hanson. So Sandra Larson has decided to take on the mean females. Also included are four Thomas Stories from Seasons 4 and 5.

Cast

The Conductors

1. Mr. Conductor 1 (Ringo Starr)
2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

The Raccoons

1. Bert Raccoon (Matt Hill)
2. Bentley Raccoon (Brad Swaile)
3. Lisa Raccoon (Chantal Strand)
4. Melissa and Ralph Raccoon (Janyse Jaud and Tom Kenny)
5. Nicole and George Raccoon (Lisa Ann Beley and Dee Bradley Baker)

Kids' WB!, FOX Kids and 4Kids TV Alumni

1. Zoey Hanson, Corina Bucksworth, Bridget Verdant, Kikki Benjamin and Renee Roberts (Amanda Brown, Andi Whaley, Bella Hudson, Kether Donohue and Mollie Weaver)
2. Bloom, Tecna, Flora, Stella, Musa and Layla (Liza Jacqueline, Rebecca Soler, Kerry Williams, Amy Birnbaum, Lisa Ortiz and Vasthy Mompoin)
3. Ash Ketchum, Gary Oak, Brock, Misty and Tracey Sketchit (Sarah Natochenny, Jimmy Zoppi, Bill Rogers, Michele Knotz and Craig Blair)
4. Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles Tails Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Amy Rose and Sticks the Badger (Jason Griffith, Amy Palant, Dan Green, Lisa Ortiz and Nika Futterman)
5. Raphael, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello (Frank Frankson, Michael Sinterniklaas, Wayne Grayson and Sam Regal)
6. Dorie Goodwin, Reanne Griffith and Mirabelle Haywood (Amy Palant, Rebecca Soler and Kether Donohue)
7. Rikochet, The Flea and Buena Girl (Carlos Alazraqui, Candi Milo, Kimberly Brooks)
8. Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake and Velma Dinkley (Frank Welker, Matthew Lillard, Grey Griffin and Kate Micucci)
9. Tai Kamiya, Matt Ishida, Sora Takenouchi, Izzy Izumi, Mimi Tachikawa, Joe Kido, T.K. Takaishi, Kari Kamiya, Davis Motomiya, Ken Ichijouji, Yolei Inoue, Cody Hida (Joshua Seth, Michael Reisz, Colleen O'Shaughnessey, Mona Marshall, Philece Sampler, Michael Lindsay, Doug Erholtz, Lara Jill Miller, Brian Donovan, Derek Stephen Prince and Tifanie Christun)
10. Flint Hammerhead, Sarah Goodman and Tony Goodman (R. Martin Klein, Brian Donovan and Tifanie Christun)
11. Speedy Cerviche, Polly Esther and Guido Anchovy (Rick Jones, Sonja Ball and Terrence Schammel)
12. Serena Tsukino, Amy Anderson, Raye Hino, Lita Kino and Mina Aino (Stephanie Sheh, Kate Higgins, Cristina Valenzuela, Laura Post and Cherami Leigh)
13. Mushra, Sago, Kutal, Binka and Yakumo Tatsuro (Tom Gibis, Steven Blum, Bob Papenbrook, Philece Sampler and Peggy O'Neil)
14. Sakura Avalon, Meilin Rae, Madison Taylor, Rita, Chelsea and Nikki (Carly McKillip, Nicole Oliver, Maggie Blue O'Hara, Stevie Bloch, Jocelyne Loewen and Kelly Sheridan)
15. Emily Anderson, Kelsey Ace, Lily Parker, April Swanson and Chloe Rose (Laura Bailey, Colleen O'Shaughnessey, Alex Cazares, Danielle Judovits and Kate Higgins)
16. Maya Aida, Rachel, Clara, Mackenzie Mack, Natalie, Regina and Nellie Knotty (Debi Derryberry, Cassandra Lee Morris, Melissa Fahn, Stephanie Sheh, Erica Lindbeck, Cherami Leigh and Laura Post)
17. Omi, Kimiko Tohomiko, Raimundo Pedrosa and Clay Bailey (Tara Strong, Jennifer Hale, Eric Bauza and David Kaye)
18. Johnny Test, Dukey and Susan and Mary Test (James Arnold Taylor, Louis Chirillo, Ashleigh Ball and Maryke Hendrikse)
19. Mondo Ooya and Rockna Hiiragi (Derek Stephen Prince and Brianne Siddall)
20. Kassie Carlen, Heather Hogwarsh, Prudence Plum and Penny Round (Julie Maddalena, Laura Summer, Caryn Rosenthal and Wendee Lee)
21. Yugi Moto, Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor, Tea Gardner and Seto Kaiba (Dan Green, Wayne Grayson, Sam Regal, Amy Birnbaum and Eric Stuart)
22. Virgil Hawkins and Richie Foley (Phil LaMarr and Jason Marsden)
23. Jackie, Jade and Uncle Chan (James Sie, Stacie Chan and Sab Shimono)
24. Ozzy Jones and Drix Koldriliff (Phil LaMarr and Jeff Bennett)
25. McGee, Suzi, Squirt, Gretchen, Jordan Buttsquat, Sawyer, Armand and Rosebud (Scott McCord, Bryn McAuley, Darren Frost, Melissa Altro, Carter Hayden, Cliff Saunders, Adrian Truss and Jonathan Wilson)
26. Pac-Man, Cylindria and Spiral (Scott McCord, Andrea Libman and Sam Vincent)
27. Fangbone and Bill Goodwin (Taylor Abrahamse and Colin Doyle)
28. Tyler Bowman, Kevin Reynolds, Theodore Roachmont and Jennifer Shope (Matt Hill, Richard Ian Cox, Lee Tockar, Tabitha St. Germain)
29. Al Smith, Amy Sommerstein, James Carmichael and Mel Szyslak (Tom Kenny, Dionne Quan, Rob Paulsen and Nika Futterman)
30. Sandra Larson, Floella Thompson, Maya Burlington, Hilary Brood, Aya MacDonald, Alexandra Hartman, Katherine Jordan, Christine Richards and Serena Hamilton (Lisa Ortiz, Roxanne Beck, Leah Applebaum, Rachael Lillis, Kayzie Rogers, Mandy Bonhomme, Megan Hollingshead, Amy Birnbaum and Tara Jayne)
31. Harriet Sanders, Kara Perkins and Alyson Oliver (Veronica Taylor, Lisa Ortiz and Kerry Williams)
32. Felicia McCoy, Terri Burton, Roberta Parsley, Ramona Hill, Mary Taylor, Marley Hanson, Nellie Carlen, Maritza Lamar, Karen Bernstein, Mildred Carson and Minerva Raven (Lisa Ortiz, Roxanne Beck, Leah Applebaum, Megan Hollingshead, Tara Jayne, Rachael Lillis and Amy Birnbaum)
33. Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Krystal, Katt Monroe, Miyu, Slippy Toad, Peppy Hare and Fay (Joshua Seth, Derek Stephen Prince, Wendee Lee, Tifanie Christun, Colleen O'Shaughnessey, Rick Jones, Tom Gibis and Anna Garduno)
34. Alicia Parker, Jamie Parker, Relena Parker, Shauna Blake, Erika Harper, Lindy McCoy and Sally Anderson (Julie Maddalena, Tifanie Christun, Anna Garduno, Laura Summer, Colleen O'Shaughnessey and Philece Sampler)
35. Carla Manson, Ringo Burghs, Darryl Parsons, Yolanda Harrison, Marina Barton and Charlene Langley (Carly McKillip, Joanne Vannicola, Lainie Frasier, Susan Laney Dalton, Maggie Blue O'Hara and Chantal Strand)
36. Kelly Westwood, Christine and Brianna Flowers, Maureen Holiday, Natalie Wellington and Amanda Larkin (Tifanie Christun, Laura Summer, Anna Garduno, Colleen O'Shaughnessey and Philece Sampler)
37. Marilyn Shine, Malinda Doe, Susie Feeble, Emma Bore, Fanny Rogers and Tuesday Van Dour (Tara Strong, Jocelyn Loewen, Chantal Strand, Tress MacNeille, Cheryl Chase and Melissa Fahn)
38. Felix the Cat (Charlie Adler)
39. Donkey and Diddy Kong (Richard Yearwood and Andrew Sabiston)
40. Daemona Prune, Kira Williams, Jericho Anderson and Casey Matthews (Jocelyn Loewen, Cree Summer, Scott Menville, Jason Marsden)
41. Lorelei Brooks, Cynthia Mason, Jordin Hanson and Tamara Hudson (Cherami Leigh, Debi Derryberry, Colleen O'Shaughnessey and Danielle Judovits)
42. Lucy Rochester, Marina Harrington and Anemone Wesley (Tara Jayne, Amy Birnbaum and Lisa Ortiz)
43. Lisa Brandon, Sweet Mint, Stephanie Carlson, Rita Harrington, Riley Edwin, Tiffany Thomas and Toni and Mika Morgan (Lisa Yamanaka, Lisa Ortiz, Maggie Blue O'Hara, Kelly Sheridan and Stephanie Sheh)
44. Megan Griffin, Sharon Flynn, Cara Goodwin and Fiona Destien (Cindy Robinson, Colleen Villard, Ariel Winter and Karen Neil)
45. Rebecca Norman and Jody Priscilla (Laura Bailey and Kate Higgins)
46. Bill and Aldo (Ian James Corlett and Richard Yearwood)
47. Max and Duke (Louis C.K. and Eric Stonestreet)
48. Buster Moon (Matthew McConaughey)
49. Gus, Wally and YAY-OK (Sean Cullen, Mark Edwards and David Berni)
50. Arkayna Goodfey, Zarya Moonwolf, Emerald Goldenbraid and Piper Willowbrook (Alyson Court, Nicki Burke, Evany Rosen and Ana Sani)
51. Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Adrien Agreste (Christina Vee and Bryce Papenbrook)
52. Zak Storm (Michael Johnston)
53. Ness, Jeff Andonuts, Paula Polestar and Foo (Amy Birnbaum, Kayzie Rogers, Lisa Ortiz and Tara Jayne)
54. Captain Falcon and Rick Wheeler (Ron Pardo and Quinton Flynn)
55. Miki Atwood, Margery Hanson and Annie Harrington (Lisa Ortiz, Tara Jayne and Roxanne Beck)
56. Melinda Glynn, Harper McCormick, Floria Roberts, and Scarlett Winchester (Lisa Ortiz, Tara Jayne, Roxanne Beck and Megan Hollingshead)

Invited Villains

1. Jessie, James, Meowth and Wobbuffet (Michele Knotz, Jimmy Zoppi and Kayzie Rogers)
2. Prince Ludwig Von Monsterstein Eccentro, Batch, Gluko and Impy (Joe Ochman, Wendee Lee, Dina Sherman and R. Martin Klein)
3. Cliff, Shriek and Lube (Tom Kenny, Maria Bamford and Carlos Alazraqui)
4. Petra Fina Dagmar, Mr. Mite and Dino Fishman (Barbara Goodson, David Lodge and Lex Lang)
5. Wolf O'Donnell, Leon Powalski, Pigma Dengar, Andrew Oikonny and Panther Caroso (Richard Epcar, Lex Lang, David Lodge, Dave Mallow and Richard Cansino)
6. Dr. Eggman (Mike Pollock)

Thomas Stories

1. A Better View For Gordon
2. Rusty Helps Peter Sam
3. Horrid Lorry
4. Toad Stands By

Trivia

• A cel animated home video.
• Kimiko's outfit of the day: from Dangerous Minds.
• Alec Baldwin audios for each story: from Stacy Goes To The Hospital and Play It Again, Schemer.
• Hosts: Cory and Calvin Sneer.
• Songs: MMM Papi, Slow Motion, Walk Like An Egyptian, A Quien Le Importa, Shake It Off and Promesas No.

Script

• (Our home video opens with Britney Spears singing Run With Us)
• Britney Spears: When darkness falls, Leaving shadows in the night, Don't be afraid, Wipe that fear from your eyes. The desperate love, Keeps on driving you wrong, Don't be afraid, You're not alone. You can run with us, We've got everything you need, Run with us, We are free. Come with us, I see passion in your eyes, Run with us. When the cold wind blows, Turn your cover to the cold, Don't be ashamed, If you need someone to hold. If you're sinking in quicksand, And it's dragging you down, And you feel you're going under, We'll be around. You can run with us, We've got everything you need, Run with us, We are free. Come with us, I see passion in your eyes, Run with us.
• (Short instrumental break)
• Britney Spears: And you're behind closed doors, All alone by yourself, And you're longing inside, To be somebody else. You pick up the telephone, And there's no one on the line, Don't be afraid, 'Cause there's still time. You can run with us, We've got everything you need, Run with us, We are free. Come with us, I see passion in your eyes, Run with us. (Repeat Chorus) Run with us.
• (We soon see Bert and the raccoons awaiting our heroes at Turabo Gardens's Community Center)
• Bert: Right on time, you guys!
• Bentley: It looks like there's to be an all-girl talent show!
• Ash: Wow!
• Sakura: Really?
• Al: Sweet!
• Daemona: Let's not forget that Sandra's the cheer captain!
• (But suddenly, Mel pushes Ash toward a food bar)
• Johnny and Rikochet: ASH!!!!!
• Shaggy: ZOINKS!!!!!
• Mel: Surprise, surprise!
• Meilin: What a touching reunion we've had!
• Malinda: Too bad you have to come all this way to the bottom of this!
• Yolanda: We'll take it from here!
• Marina: Won't that be nice, Ashy-Boy?
• Ash: Why'd you push me like that?!
• Heather: Ha, ha! He's unlucky right now!
• Jordin: What a kitten!
• Regina: Maya and her friends are sorry to see him fooled!
• Nellie: And we'll love the show!
• Jessie and Batch: Absolutely!
• (The others turn around)
• Fox: (pointing his gun) Who's there?! Come on out!
• Lorelei: Looks like company!
• Jessie: Prepare for trouble...
• Batch: ...like fools used to be!
• James: And make it double...
• Gluko: ...it won't be an easy one!
• Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
• James: To unite all people within our nation!
• Batch: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
• Gluko: To extend our reach to the stars above!
• Jessie: Jessie!
• James: James!
• Batch: Batch!
• Gluko: And Gluko!
• Jessie: We're villainous teams, yours truly, blasting off at the speed of light!
• Batch: Surrender now, or prepare yourselves for an all-girl fight!
• Meowth: Meowth, that's right!
• Impy: Impy, too!
• Jessie's Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
• (The Conductors appear)
• Mr. Conductor 1: It's Team Rocket! They've been with Batch, Gluko and Impy all the time!
• Cyril: And so are we other villains!
• Prince Eccentro: We're taking over this contest!
• Petra: Right you are, my prince!
• Cliff: So, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3, are you ready to see Sandra lose?
• Mr. Conductor 3: She will win!
• Wolf: I get the feeling that Fox won't be shooting Team Rocket for performing their old motto with Batch and Gluko.
• Eggman: As with Impy!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Which reminds me of when Gordon made a perfect view!
• (He blows his whistle and A Better View For Gordon starts)
• Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon was feeling grumpy. This was making James cross.
• James: Why are you complaining all the time?
• Gordon: Because I'm a big blue engine and I know everything. I shall complain whatever I like. You're just a small red engine with ideas above your station.
• Percy: I can't see any.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
• Percy: Where are they?
• Gordon: Any what?
• Percy: Ideas above the station. The sky's empty.
• James: Like your smokebox, Percy.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed James, but Gordon was still grumpy.
• Gordon: One day I'll show you just a big engine can really do.
• Percy: So what can a big engine really do?
• Gordon: Not speak to silly little green engines for a start.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Gordon, then he puffed away. Later that day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see him.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Gordon, you'll be making one stop today with an empty express to test our new station. You can make up time afterwards.
• Gordon: Why can't Henry do it? He likes idling at stations.
• Sir Topham Hatt: You will do as you are told.
• Mr. Conductor 2: So Gordon did. But he was still unhappy and he grew sick too.
• Gordon: I just can't get up to speed.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He groaned.
• Gordon's Fireman: It's time for your visit to the works. Your pipes are clogged.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said the fireman. At last, they approached the new station. Gordon was impressed but his mood soon changed. In front of him was a blank wall and huge buffers.
• Gordon: What a boring view! Important engines like me should have a panoramic view where I can see people and people could see me.
• Mr. Conductor 2: And he wheeshed angrily. Gordon was happy when it was time to leave.
• Gordon's Driver: Now you can really enjoy your run as long as your pipes will let you.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
• Gordon: Come on, come on! I can go faster that this!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Gordon.
• Gordon: Sick? Me? Never!
• Mr. Conductor 2: But Gordon began to feel more and more feeble, and soon, he came to a complete stop.
• Gordon: What happened?
• Mr. Conductor 2: His driver and fireman inspected him.
• Gordon's Fireman: Something's broken inside you, Gordon.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said his fireman.
• Gordon's Fireman: Now you're really will have to go to the works.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon was still fuming when James arrived to collect his coaches.
• James: Well, well, well! So much about anything. You got too puffed up in your boiler so it's serves you right.
• Mr. Conductor 2: When Gordon returned to the works a few days later, he was still boasting.
• Gordon: I am the finest engine on the Island of Sodor, properly the finest in the world.
• Gordon's Driver: Come on, Gordon. We're going to the official opening at the new station.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Then, there was trouble. As Gordon approached the new station, neither the driver nor fireman could apply his brakes. Something had jammed. The driver reduced steam, but Gordon was still going too fast.
• (Gordon crashed into the wall)
• Gordon: Help me, please!
• Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Gordon.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
• Sir Topham Hatt: I knew you wanted a panoramic view, but this is not a way to achieve it.
• Gordon: Yes, Sir, sorry, Sir.
• Mr. Conductor 2: When Gordon was repaired again, he took Sir Topham Hatt to the new station, for a second official opening. This time he arrived safely, and everyone clapped and cheered as he pulled in. Sir Topham Hatt spoke to him.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Your panoramic view is here to stay. I trusted you are always see through it, from the safety of your own rails.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon hardly agreed.
• (A Better View For Gordon ends)
• Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Gordon made a panoramic view!
• Mr. Conductor 3: And it's almost showtime!
• Mr. Conductor 1: Cory, Calvin, you're both on the air!
• Cory: As you wish, Conductors!
• Calvin: And now, here come Sandra Larson and the cheer squad in MMM Papi!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Sandra and her cheer squad sing MMM Papi)
• Sandra: Baby, I could be your sweet baby When things get crazy Make sure you come and save me (save me) Lil' miss fast car I can really get far And don't break my heart Let's make out (Let's make out! Let's make out!) You can come take me away There's no pressure play all day Hold me tight and don't let go! Mmm Papa love you Mmm Papa love you You love it when I'm freakin' out Things get rough and there's no doubt You will always be there for me Mmm Papa love you Mmm Papa love you Stuck in The middle of it all To many people around me Can you hear me call? I look this way And you're not there If you don't mind My soul out there Mmm Papa, Mmm Papa, Mmm Papa You can come take me away There's no pressure play all day Hold me tight and don't let go! Mmm Papa love you Mmm Papa love you You love it when I'm freakin' out Things get rough and there's no doubt You will always be there for me Mmm Papa love you Mmm Papa love you Mmm Papa, Mmm Papa, Mmm Papi Mmm Papi, Mmm Papi, Mmm Papi Mmm Luvi, Mmm Luvi, Mmm Papi You love it when I'm freakin' out Things get rough and there's no doubt You love it when I'm freakin' out Things get rough and there's no doubt You can come take me away There's no pressure play all day Hold me tight and don't let go! Mmm Papa love you Mmm Papa love you You love it when I'm freakin' out Things get rough and there's no doubt You will always be there for me Mmm Papa love you Mmm Papa love you Now see! I'm mommy! And that make you Papi! And that makes us Luvi! Mmm Papa, Mmm Papa, Mmm Papa [Repeat: x3]
• (MMM Papi ends as the cheerleaders finish with a pose, just as Tracey finishes his sketch)
• Tracey: Gotta report this to Professor Oak!
• Cory: And now, a mean girl sensation!
• Calvin: Let's give it all a hand to Mel Szyslak and her band of KSM fans!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Mel, Meilin, Malinda, Yolanda and Marina sing Slow Motion)
• Mel, Meilin, Malinda, Yolanda and Marina:Texting my friends Gotta get the day planned Get up on my feet Places to go, people to see Kick it at the mall Get to rehearsal Jam some new tunes I gotta run, so much to do I like my world spinning just a little too fast But now I'm in a classroom twirling my hair Just waiting for the time to pass Stuck in.... Slow motion Watching time go by Minutes feel like hours No end in sight Slow motion Taking over me I don't wanna chill, how can I sit still When I know the world is waiting 11 missed calls Another shade of lip gloss Record a new song Color my hair Answer the phone He's askin' me out I'll have to think about it Now I'm running late I gotta rush, no time to waste I like my world spinning just a little too fast But now I'm on the freeway doin' 15 In the middle of a traffic jam Stuck in.... Slow motion Watching time go by Minutes feel like hours No end in sight Slow motion Taking over me I don't wanna chill, how can I sit still When I know the world is waiting Look ahead 'cause that's where you'll find me You know I get bored easily Too much to do to do nothing I'm always in a rush to do something We get all dressed up, show up at the club The line's around the block and we're stuck in Slow motion Watching time go by Minutes feel like hours No end in sight Slow motion Taking over me I don't wanna chill, how can I sit still When I know the world is waiting Slow motion Watching time go by Minutes feel like hours No end in sight Slow motion Taking over me I don't wanna chill, how can I sit still When I'm goin' a little stir crazy How can I slow down, I don't really know how When I know the world is waiting
• (Slow Motion ends as the Conductors watch)
• Mr. Conductor 1: What a group of showoffs!
• Mr. Conductor 3: They sort of remind us of Schemer!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Or when Peter Sam broke his funnel.
• (He blows his whistle and Rusty Helps Peter Sam starts)
• Mr. Conductor 2: Every day when the little engines worked, the crisp air was suddenly filled with familiar noise. The lakes and mountains have many visitors, and Harold the Helicopter flies the sky, making sure that no one's in trouble.
• Harold: All present and correct. Time to return to base.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Then Harold noticed something. A sturdy diesel was coming round the mountain. Harold flew lower for a closer inspection.
• Harold: I'm Harold. Who are you?
• Rusty: I'm Rusty.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the diesel.
• Harold: Don't recall seeing you before. What brings you this way?
• Rusty: Sir Topham Hatt sent me to help the other engines.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Rusty. This was no time to chat with a helicopter.
• Harold: Well done, cheers, and keep up the good work!
• Rusty: Cheeky chopper.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Muttered Rusty.
• Driver: Not long now.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Encouraged his driver.
• Driver: We'll soon be at the top station.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Peter Sam and Sir Handel were glad to see Rusty. Even so, Sir Handel wouldn't stop grumbling. The cars didn't like Sir Handel and wanted to play tricks on him.
• Gordon: No one understands our feelings.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Sympathized Gordon.
• Gordon: Now if you were ill, you couldn't shunt cars, could you?
• Sir Handel: Good idea.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Sir Handel.
• Sir Handel: I'll try it.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He did so next morning.
• Sir Handel: I don't feel well.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He groaned. There wasn't time for examine him, so some of his cars were coupled behind Peter Sam's coaches. Rusty promised to followed with the rest. Peter Sam didn't mind the extra work. He left his coaches at the station and trundled cheerfully on. Soon they reached the quarry where the cars were needed. Empty cars at the bottom of a slope are hitched to a cable. Loaded ones at the top are hitched to another. By their weight, loaded cars were down the steep slope, pulling the empty ones up. Peter Sam doing waited at the bottom of a slope for the loaded cars. He never bumped cars unless they misbehave. But the loaded cars couldn't see him properly. They thought he was Sir Handel. They're chance for trickery had come.
• Loaded Cars: Faster! Faster!
• Mr. Conductor 2: They yelled.
• Empty Cars: No, no!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Wailed the empty cars.
• Empty Cars: It's Peter Sam!
• Mr. Conductor 2: But it was no use.
• Loaded Cars: Hurrah, hurrah!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Roared the cars. Peter Sam shut his eyes.
• (Crash!)
• Peter Sam: Peep! Peep!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Wailed Peter Sam. Rusty was working nearby and came to help clear out the mess.
• Rusty: Bust my buffers!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Exclaimed Rusty.
• Rusty: Never mind, Peter Sam. We'll get you out.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Peter Sam felt battered. His funnel was cracked and his boiler dented.
• Peter Sam: Thank you, Rusty.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He sighed and limped slowly home.
• Sir Handel: I'm sorry about your accident.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Handel.
• Sir Handel: I always stand well back. Cars don't like me.
• Peter Sam: Why didn't you warn me?
• Sir Handel: I didn't think.
• Sir Topham Hatt: You never do. You can start thinking now while you're doing Peter Sam's work as well as your own. That'll teach you to pretend you were ill.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Handel did start thinking about Gordon. When the wreckage was cleared away, Rusty set off along the line.
• Harold: Splendid to see you again.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Whizzed Harold.
• Harold: I've completing my evenings look about.
• Rusty: Well done.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Rusty.
• Rusty: Keep up the good work!
• Mr. Conductor 2: And the little diesel purred back home.
• (Rusty Helps Peter Sam ends)
• Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Peter Sam got his funnel broken.
• Cory: I was aware of that.
• Calvin: Here come Jessie and the female Saban villains in Walk Like An Egyptian!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Jessie, Batch, Gluko and Petra all sing Walk Like An Egyptian)
• Jessie, Batch, Gluko and Petra: All the old paintings on the tombs, They do the sand dance, Don't you know? If they move too quick They're falling down like a domino. All the bazaar men by the Nile, They got the money on a bet. Gold crocodiles they snap their teeth On your cigarette. Foreign types with their hookah pipes say Walk like an Egyptian. The blond waitresses take their trays They spin around and they cross the floor; They got the moves. You drop your drink then they bring you more. All the school kids so sick of books, They like the punk and the metal band. When the buzzer rings, They're walking like an Egyptian. All the kids in the marketplace say: Walk like an Egyptian. Slide your feet up the street Bend your back Shift your arm and then you pull it back. Life's hard you know So strike a pose on a Cadillac. If you want to find all the cops They're hanging out in the donut shop. They sing and dance Spin the clubs cruise down the block. All the Japanese with their yen The party boys call the Kremlin And the Chinese know They walk the line like Egyptian. All the cops in the donut shop say: Walk like an Egyptian Walk like an Egyptian.
• (Walk Like An Egyptian fades out)
• Cory: And here's Heather Hogwarsh!
• Calvin: In a Thalia song, A Quien Le Importa!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Heather sings A Quien Le Importa)
• Heather: La gente me señala,  me apunta con el dedo, susurra a mis espaldas y a mí me importa un bledo. ¿Qué más me da? Si soy distinta a ellos,  no soy de nadie, no tengo dueño. Yo sé que me critican, me consta que me odian, la envidia les corroe,  mi vida les agobia. ¿Por qué será? Yo no tengo la culpa,  mis circunstancias les insultan. Mi destino es el que yo decido, el que yo eligo para mí. ¿A quién le importa lo que yo haga? ¿A quién le importa lo que yo diga? Yo soy así, así seguiré,  nunca cambiaré. ¿A quién le importa lo que yo haga? ¿A quién le importa lo que yo diga? Yo soy así, así seguiré, nunca cambiaré. Quizá la culpa es mía, por no seguir la norma. Ya es demasiado tarde para cambiar ahora. Me mantendré firme en mis convicciones, reforzaré mis posiciones. Mi destino es el que yo decido, el que yo elijo para mí. ¿A quién le importa lo que yo haga? ¿A quién le importa lo que yo diga? Yo soy así, así seguiré, nunca cambiaré. ¿A quién le importa lo que yo haga? ¿A quién le importa lo que yo diga? Yo soy así, así seguiré, nunca cambiaré. Yo soy así, así seguiré, así seguiré! ¿A quién le importa lo que yo haga? ¿A quién le importa lo que yo diga? Yo soy así, así seguiré, nunca cambiaré. ¿A quién le importa lo que yo haga? ¿A quién le importa lo que yo diga? Yo soy así, así seguiré, nunca cambiaré.
• (A Quien Le Importa ends as the Conductors watch)
• Mr. Conductor 1: Tai should have hidden his diaper!
• Mr. Conductor 3: You're quite right.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Which reminds me of when lorries invaded the Island of Sodor.
• (He blows his whistle and Horrid Lorry starts)
• Mr. Conductor 2: It was a busy time at the docks. All the engines were working hard, pushing and pulling freight cars about. One day, Percy was late. Cranky the Crane was quick to criticize.
• Cranky: These ships can't be kept waiting. They have important cargo. If they miss the tides, they will be delayed at the docks. You should look up to the ships and show more respect. You are after all only little.
• Percy: We've got too much work.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Percy.
• Cranky: Then perhaps a lorry should do the job.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Percy was shocked. He told the other engines what Cranky had said.
• James: Stuff and nonsense!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted James.
• Henry: We engines rerun this island.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
• Percy: What if a lorry does arrive?
• Mr. Conductor 2: I'm afraid he did. Along with two more. Cranky was delighted.
• Cranky: Hey you down there. Your jobs done now. These lorries are taking over. One of them wants to talk to you.
• Mr. Conductor 2: The lorry was very rude.
• Lorry 2: What's that steaming lump of scrap iron doing here? Be off with you!
• Percy: Scrap iron? Steaming scrap iron? Pah!
• Mr. Conductor 2: A little later, Percy met Thomas and James. Another lorry was being rude to them. Then he saw Percy.
• Lorry 1: Oh, look. It's a little green goblin on wheels. Ha! You'd be scrapped. Just you wait and see.
• Thomas: Well, bust my boiler. What a horrid lorry.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Explained Thomas.
• James: Despicable!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed James. The next engine to meet a lorry was Toby.
• Lorry 2: Well, well, well. No wonder this railway's a mess. You belong into this museum, not working at the quarry.
• Toby: I might look old, but I'm really useful.
• Lorry 2: Useful? Pah!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorry.
• Lorry 2: Just you tootle off.
• Toby: Tootle?!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Spluttered Toby.
• Toby's Driver: Come on, Toby.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Interrupted his driver.
• Toby's Driver: Don't bother to argue with him. We'll go to the flour mill instead.
• Mr. Conductor 2: But when they arrived at the flour mill, Toby was shocked to see yet another lorry.
• Toby: What are you doing here?
• Lorry 3: We three are doing your work now. You're too slow.
• Mr. Conductor 2: The foreman spoke to Toby's driver.
• Foreman: I'm sorry. Times are changing i'm afraid.
• Toby's Driver: Toby might me old.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Replied his driver.
• Toby's Driver: But he's reliable. Come on, Toby. We'll go to the farms. They'll still use us.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Toby trundled sadly away. His railway ran through a narrow gorge. But vehicles had take a steep and dangerous road. When Toby arrived, he saw the lorry from the quarry again. It was loaded with rock.
• Toby: That lorry's in trouble.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Thought Toby. And he was.
• (Lorry 2 falls down the gorge and towards the ground leaving Toby speechless)
• Mr. Conductor 2: The driver was thrown clear.
• Driver: Rotten roads.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He muttered. The wrecked lorry was taking to the docks. Percy looked at the lorry.
• Percy: What's this lump of steaming scrap iron?
• Mr. Conductor 2: He teased.
• Lorry 2: I'll be back.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorry.
• Lorry 2: So you can wipe that silly smile off your smokebox.
• Percy: Ha!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy and wheeshed him loudly. Then Butch the breakdown vehicle arrived. He towing the lorry from the flour mill.
• Toby's Driver: What happened?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Toby's driver.
• Tow Truck Man: He was overloaded with flour.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Came a reply.
• Tow Truck Man: And he broke down.
• Toby: Not very useful now are you?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Toby.
• Lorries: Grr!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorries. Then James whistled excitedly.
• James: They're bringing in the third lorry on a barge. What happened to that one?
• Mr. Conductor 2: James asked.
• Tow Truck Man: Stupid Lorry was reversing and fell straight into the sea.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said the Tow Truck Man. Later, Thomas arrived. He looked at the three lorries and laughed.
• Thomas: Well, well, well. The brothers grimm. Smashed, broken and sunk.
• Mr. Conductor 2: The lorries didn't return, and the engines now work even harder to make sure they never will.
• (Horrid Lorry ends)
• Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Lorries will never be back!
• Cory: Good.
• Calvin: Here come Regina and Nellie Knotty in Shake It Off by Taylor Swift!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Regina and Nellie sing Shake It Off)
• Regina: I stay out too late got nothing in my brain That's what people say, that's what people say
• Nellie: I go on too many dates, but I can't make them stay At least that's what people say, that's what people say
• Regina and Nellie: But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop moving It's like I got this music in my mind Saying it's gonna be alright Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off
• Regina: I never miss a beat, I'm lightning on my feet And that's… I never miss a beat, I'm lightning on my feet And that's what they don’t see, that's what they don’t see
• Nellie: I'm dancing on my own, I make the moves up as I go And that's what they don't know, that’s what they don’t know
• Regina and Nellie: But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop grooving It's like I got this music in my mind Saying it's gonna be alright Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off
• Regina: Hey, hey, hey! Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars And dirty, dirty cheats of the world you could've been getting down to this sick beat
• Regina and Nellie: My ex-man brought his new girlfriend She's like, “oh my God”, but I'm just gonna shake And to the fella over there with the hella good hair Won't you come on over, baby, we can shake, shake, shake Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off.
• (Shake It Off ends as the girls finish with a pose)
• Calvin: Here comes Jordin Hanson in our final song, Promesas No by Graciela Beltran!
• Cory: And be careful, this song will make you cry!
• (Everyone claps and cheers as Jordin sings Promesas No)
• Jordin: Con promesas ya no mi amor, las palabras se las lleva el viento no me vengas mas con promesas q no me cirven de nada habla con la verdad yo ya no esperare mi alma esta canzada dimelo de una vez q significo en ti q ia estoy fastidiada te quiero pro tu de mi no vas a hacer lo q te de la gana te quiero pro tu de mi no vas a hacer lo q te de la gana Con promesas no x que muy pronto tu te ganaras mi olvido dimelo de una vez no quiero suponer q nunca me has querido Con promesas no amor a medias no cari
• (Promesas No ends as a remorsefully emotional Fox watches)
• Fox: (through his tears) This is the most saddest song that it has ever happened to me in my life!
• Falco: Fox, please don't cry.
• Slippy: It wasn't your fault.
• Peppy: Just let it all out.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Poor Fox McCloud!
• Mr. Conductor 3: Such an emotional song by Jordin Hanson!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Which reminds me of when Oliver met Scruffey. That might cheer him up.
• (He blows his whistle and Toad Stands By starts)
• Mr. Conductor 2: Oliver had been to the works to be mended. Some troublesome cars tricked him, and the great western engine fell into the turntable well. Now Oliver was as good as new, be he was still worried about cars.
• Oliver: I rather not used them.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He puffed to himself. But the cars sang songs rude and loud. Scruffey, their leader, led the chorus.
• Cars and Scruffey: Oliver's no use at all, thinks he's very clever, says that he can manage us, that's the best joke ever, when he orders us about, with the greatest folly, we just pushed him down the well, Pop Goes Old Ollie!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas, Duck and Percy were shocked.
• Percy: Be quiet!
• Mr. Conductor 2: They ordered, but they couldn't be anywhere, and everywhere they went, the cars began again.
• Cars: Oliver's no use at all, thinks he's very clever, says that he can manage us, that's the best joke ever!
• Mr. Conductor 2: At last the engines gave up.
• Thomas: We're sorry, Oliver.
• Mr. Conductor 2: They said.
• Oliver: It's really my fault.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Oliver sadly.
• Oliver: I shouldn't fallen into the turntable well.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Toad the break van felt sorry for Oliver too. Next morning, he spoke to Douglas.
• Toad: I'm worried, Mr. Douglas. This disrespect for engines. Where's it going to end?
• Douglas: Who knows?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed Douglas.
• Toad: I've got a plan, Mr. Douglas. May I stay here tonight and help Mr. Oliver? We're both Great Western, and must stand together.
• Douglas: Certainly, Toad.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Douglas and puffed away. Soon, Toad was explaining his plan.
• Duck: Goodness gracious, Toad. I don't think you suggest such a thing to Oliver.
• Mr. Conductor 2: But Oliver interrupted.
• Oliver: No, Duck, Toad's right. It's really my fault. I must put this trouble right.
• Toad: I meant no disrespect you understand.
• Oliver: Of course not, Toad. Anywhere, driver says the same and he's arranged with the stationmaster.
• Duck: Very well, Oliver.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Concided Duck.
• Duck: But I must hurry. My passengers will be waiting. Good luck.
• Oliver: So long.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Smiled Oliver bravely, but he felt dreadfully nervous inside. Oliver marshalled with the worst cars two by two.
• Toad: That's the way, Mr. Oliver.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Whispered Toad.
• Toad: And if you hadn't leave Scruffey till last, then you'll have him behind you. You can bump him if he starts his nonsense.
• Scruffey: Hold back, hold back!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Whispered Scruffey.
• Scruffey: And pass the word to the others.
• Mr. Conductor 2: The silly cars giggled, but Oliver knew what to do. There was plenty of sand on the rails and his wheels gripped splendidly. He gave a great heave.
• Scruffey: Ooh!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Groaned Scruffey.
• Scruffey: I don't like this!
• Duck: Go it!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Yelled Duck.
• Duck: Well done, boy, well done!
• Scruffey: Oh!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Wailed Scruffey.
• Scruffey: I'm coming apart!
• Mr. Conductor 2: And he did. Then there was trouble.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Oliver, so you don't know your own strength, is that it?
• Oliver: No, sir.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Oliver nervously. Sir Topham Hatt inspected Scruffey.
• Sir Topham Hatt: As I thought. Rotten wood rusty frames. Maybe if we put you back together, you'll learn yourself a better name.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Nowadays, Oliver only takes freight cars when the other engines were busy. But they always quick to warn each other.
• Cars: Take care with Mr. Oliver. If you play tricks on him, you'll never be the same car again!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Scruffey has learned his lesson and says nothing at all.
• (Toad Stands By ends)
• Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how dealing with cars is important!
• Cory: And we've come to the results! The winner of this all-girl talent show happens to be...
• (Broo smacks the gong)
• Calvin: Sandra Larson!
• (Sandra screams and squeals in delight, along with her cheerleaders, just before a Jigglypuff greets them)
• Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!
• Mel: Wow!
• Meilin: A Jigglypuff!
• Malinda: We've never seen it live and in person!
• Yolanda: Cool!
• Marina: What's it holding in its hand?
• Ash: A microphone!
• Pikachu: Pikachu!
• Ness: This is awful!
• Felicia: If it sings, we're all gonna...
• (But Jigglypuff sings its Karaokemon song and puts everyone under a sleepy spell, as with the Conductors)
• Mr. Conductor 1: Well, kids.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Our journey is over!
• Mr. Conductor 3: Roll the end credits!
• (They all fall asleep along with everyone, while Jigglypuff writes on their faces out of anger, with the credits rolling)
• Chorus: Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, With trouble brewing or laughter in the air, With a smile, with a sigh, with all the right stuff, There are so many times when a song is just enough. Magical powers In the lush grass in the shade of Mt. Moon, Make the song... Soothe you, The power of the melody moves you. When it all seems lost, out of control, When the struggle breaks down and fear takes its toll, You can count on a friend who's just tough enough And the song that's alive in the heart of Jigglypuff. Hours and hours, In the lush grass at the base of Mt. Moon, Make the song... Soothe you, The power of the melody moves you, The Sing attack grooves you, The power of the melody moves you. Defense Curl - think again. Pound hard - you'll never win. DoubleSlap - that's nothin' new. Double-Edge - you're bound to lose. Body Slam - it's all wrong. The real power's in the song. Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, With trouble brewing or laughter on the air, You can count on a friend who's just tough enough, And the song that's alive in the heart of Jigglypuff. Magical powers, In the lush grass in the shade of Mt. Moon Make the song... Woo you, The song... Soothe you... The power of the melody moves you The sing attack grooves you The power of the melody moves you The power of the melody moves you The sing attack grooves you The power of the melody moves you The power of the melody moves you The power of the melody moves you The power of the melody moves you.