Mr. Conductor Meets The Spice Girls (The New Mr. Conductor Movies)

Mr. Conductor Meets The Spice Girls is the third episode of The New Mr. Conductor Movies that features Sporty, Posh, Baby, Scary and Ginger, which Mel Szyslak, Meilin Rae, Malinda Doe, Yolanda Harrison and Marina Barton are fans of.

Plot[]

Songs include Wannabe, Spice Up Your Life, Say You'll Be There, Stop, Too Much and Viva Forever. The end credits feature The Lady Is A Vamp as a traditional end theme.

Cast[]

Shining Time Station
Doki
Wild Kratts
Life Hacks for Kids: On the Road
Tiny Toon Adventures
FETCH! with Ruff Ruffman
Various Kids' WB!/FOX Kids/Netflix characters
The Spice Girls

Thomas Stories[]

Trouble For Thomas
Percy Takes The Plunge
James In A Mess
Percy's Predicament

Songs[]

Shining Time Station theme song (opening theme)
Wannabe (sung by Mel, Meilin, Malinda, Yolanda and Marina)
Spice Up Your Life (sung by Reba and Cara)
Say You'll Be There (sung by Mandy, Dominique and Caitlin)
Stop (sung by Chloe Bourgeois)
Too Much (sung by Theodora)
Viva Forever (sung by Abigail Thompson)
The Lady Is A Vamp (ending theme)

Trivia[]

This is a mean girl-themed video.
Guest appearances by The Spice Girls.
Kimiko's outfit of the day: from Wu Got The Power.
During The Lady Is A Vamp, Lexi Bunny and Senora Zapata can be seen taking Ash to prevent him from kicking Mel, Meilin, Malinda, Yolanda and Marina off the stage after Meilin diapered Ash badly.

Script[]

(We open this home video with the Shining Time Station theme song)
Man: Reach for the steam, reach for the whistle, going the railing road. Reach for the words, reach for the story, follow the rainbow sun. To a Shining Time Station, where dreams can come true, waiting there for you.
(We soon find everyone at the Spice Girls's studio)
Doki: This is it, guys.
Buster: We're ready to feel the Spice Power.
Mel: Yes!
Meilin: This is where we meet the Spice Girls!
Malinda: Marilyn's gonna be busted for it!
Yolanda: Oh, yes.
Marina: And here they come!
(The Spice Girls arrive indeed)
Sporty: Hi, young girls.
Posh: What a pleasure to meet you.
Baby: You all look cute.
Scary: Wanna do a talent show?
Ginger: It's got six of our favorite songs from our two albums.
Mel and Friends: Yes, please, Spice Girls!
Ash: Hey! I want to participate in a talent show!
Reba/Really Till: Shut up, pipsqueak!
Abigail: This is for mean girls only! No Pokemon Trainers are allowed to participate!
Ash: But I want to be a...
Theodora: No buts! And that does it, you are officially banned forever!
(She stamps on Ash's forehead, kicks him out of the studio and slams the doors shut)
Ash: (impersonating Fred Flintstone) Let me in, let me in, let me in!
(The Conductors appear, covering their ears due to Ash banging the doors repeatedly)
Mr. Conductor 3: Keep it down, Ash!
Ash: (stops banging the doors) Oh, it's Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
Mr. Conductor 2: We've heard that you're banned from the talent show.
Ash: I know! These mean girls have entered the contest and...
Mr. Conductor 1: Easy there, Ash. Your spoiled behavior reminds me of Thomas's difficulties with freight cars.
(He blows his whistle and Trouble For Thomas starts)
Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine wouldn't stop being a nuisances. Night after night, he kept the other engines awake.
Thomas: I'm tired of pushing coaches. I wanna see the world.
Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines didn't take much notice, for Thomas was a little engine with a long tongue. But one night, Edward came to the shed. He was a kind little engine and felt sorry for Thomas.
Edward: I've got some freight cars to take home tomorrow. If you take them instead of me, I'll push coaches in the yard.
Thomas: Thank you.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
Thomas: That would be nice.
Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, Edward and Thomas asked their drivers, and when they said "yes", Thomas ran off happily to find freight cars. Now the freight cars were silly and noisy. They talked a lot and don't attend to what they are doing. And I'm sorry to say they play tricks on an engine who is not used to them. Edward knew all about the freight cars. He warned Thomas to be careful but Thomas was too excited to listen. The shunter fastened the coupling and when the signal dropped, Thomas was ready. The conductor blew his whistle.
Thomas: Peep Peep.
Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Thomas and started off. But the freight cars weren't ready.
Freight Cars: Oh! Oh!
Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
Freight Cars: Wait, Thomas, wait!
Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas wouldn't wait.
Thomas: Come on come on.
Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
Freight Cars: All right, don't fuss! All right, don't fuss!
Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled the cars. Thomas began going faster and faster.
Thomas: Wheesh!
Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled, as he rush through Henry's tunnel.
Thomas: Hurry, hurry.
Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas. He was feeling very proud of himself. But the cars grew crosser and crosser. At last Thomas slowed down as he came to Gordon's Hill.
Thomas' Driver: Steady, now, steady.
Mr. Conductor 1: Warned the driver, as he reach the top. He began to put on the brakes.
Thomas: We're stopping, we're stopping!
Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas.
Freight Cars: No, no, no!
Mr. Conductor 1: Answered the cars bumping them to each other.
Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
Mr. Conductor 1: Before the driver could stop them they had pushed Thomas down the hill and were rattling and laughing behind them. Poor Thomas tried hard to stop them from making him go too fast.
Thomas: Stop pushing, stop pushing!
Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. But the cars took no notice.
Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
Mr. Conductor 1: They giggled in their silly way.
Thomas: There's the station! Oh dear, what shall I do?
Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas. They rattled straight through and swerved into the goods yard. Thomas shut his eyes.
Thomas: I must stop!
Mr. Conductor 1: When he opened his eyes, he saw he had stopped just in front of the buffers. There watching him was...Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: What are you doing here, Thomas
Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
Thomas: I brought Edward's freight cars.
Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas answered.
Sir Topham Hatt: Why did you come so fast?
Thomas: I didn't mean to. I was pushed.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
Sir Topham Hatt: You've got a lot to learn about freight cars, Thomas. After pushing them about here for a few weeks you'll know almost as much about them as Edward. Then you'll be a Really Useful Engine.
(Trouble For Thomas ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how cars can be dangerous, as do all mean girls.
Ash: (admitting his defeat) I know, Conductors.
Mr. Conductor 2: So you don't have to feel bad about you being banned from the talent show.
Mr. Conductor 3: (noticing Stella Szyslak and Shirley Doe) I sense these mothers.
Stella: Welcome to our annual talent show here at Spice Girl Studio!
Shirley: Time for Act 1: Wannabe by Mel and her mean friends.
(Everyone claps and cheers as Mel and her friends sing Wannabe)
Mel, Meilin, Malinda, Yolanda and Marina: Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. If you want my future forget my past, If you wanna get with me better make it fast, Now don't go wasting my precious time, Get your act together we could be just fine I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends) Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. What do you think about that now you know how I feel, Say you can handle my love are you for real, I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye. Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends) Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully, We got Em in the place who likes it in your face, we got G like MC who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady, and as for me you'll see, Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends), Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down and wind it all around (uh uh). Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down zigazig ah If you wanna be my lover.
(Wannabe ends as the girls bow down)
Stella: Nicely done!
Shirley: Second act, Spice Up Your Life, by Really Till and Really Ries otherwise known as Reba and Cara.
(Everyone claps and cheers as the Really Sisters sing Spice Up Your Life)
Reba and Cara: La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la When your feelin', Sad and lone We will take you, Where you gotta go Smilin' and dancin', Everything is free All you need is positivity Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aaahh!!! Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight! La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la Yellow man in Timbuktu, Colour for both me and you Kung fu fighting, Dancing queen Tribal spaceman and all that's in between Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aaahh!!! Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight! Flamenco, Lambada But hip hop is harder We moonwalk the foxtrot Then polka the salsa Shake it shake it shake it, haka! Shake it shake it shake it, haka! Arriba!!! Colours of the world Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life Every boy and girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life Aaahh!!! Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight! Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine Chicas to the front Uh Uh go round Slam it to the left If you're having a good time Shake it to the right If you know that you fell fine Chicas to the front Hi Ci Ya Hold tight!
(Spice Up Your Life ends, as the sisters bow down)
Ash: I must find a way to crash the show.
Mr. Conductor 3: Please, be careful Ash!
Mr. Conductor 2: You know Heather Hogwarsh is watching you!
Ash: Who cares?
Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Percy's watery accident.
(He blows his whistle and Percy Takes The Plunge starts)
Mr. Conductor 1: One day, Henry wanted a rest, but Percy was talking to some engines. He was telling them about the time he had brave bad weather to help Thomas.
Percy: It was raining hard. Water swirled under my boiler. I couldn't see where I was going, but I struggled on.
Bill: Oh, Percy, you are brave.
Percy: Well, it wasn't anything really. Water's nothing to an engine with determination.
Ben: Tell us more, Percy.
Henry: What are you engines doing here?
Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Henry.
Henry: This shed is for Sir Topham Hatt's engines. Go away. Silly things.
Mr. Conductor 1: Henry snorted.
Percy: They're not silly.
Mr. Conductor 1: Percy had been enjoying himself.
Henry: They are silly and so are you. Water's nothing to an engine with determination. Huh.
Percy: Anyway.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said cheeky Percy.
Percy: I'm not afraid of water, I like it.
Mr. Conductor 1: He ran off to the harbour singing.
Percy: Once an engine attached to a train, was afraid of a few drops of rain.
Henry: No one ever lets me forget the time I wouldn't come out of the tunnel in case the rain spoiled my paint.
Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Henry. Thomas was looking at the board on the key.
Thomas: Danger. We mustn't go passed it.
Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
Thomas: That's orders.
Percy: Why?
Thomas: Danger means falling down something.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
Thomas: I went pass danger once, and fell down a mine.
Percy: I can't see a mine.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy. He didn't know that the foundations of the key had sunk. The rails now sloped down into the sea.
Percy: Stupid board.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy. He made a plan. One day, he whispered to the cars.
Percy: Will you give me a bump when we get to the key?
Mr. Conductor 1: The cars had never asked to bump an engine before. They giggled and chattered about it.
Percy: Driver doesn't know my plan.
Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Percy.
Cars: On, on, on!
Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed the cars. Percy thought they were helping.
Percy: I'll pretend to stop at the station, but the cars will push me pass the board. Then I'll make them stop. I can do that wherever I like.
Mr. Conductor 1: Every wise engine knows that you cannot trust freight cars.
Cars: Go on, go on!
Mr. Conductor 1: They yelled, and bumped Percy's driver and fireman off the footplate.
Percy: Ow!
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy, sliding pass the board. Percy was frantic.
Percy: That's enough!
Mr. Conductor 1: Percy was sunk.
Sir Topham Hatt: You are a very disobedient engine.
Mr. Conductor 1: Percy knew that voice.
Percy: Please, sir, get me out, sir, I'm truly sorry, sir.
Sir Topham Hatt: No, Percy, we cannot do that till high tide. I hope it will teach you to take care of yourself.
Percy: Yes, sir.
Mr. Conductor 1: It was dark when they brought floating cranes to rescue Percy. He was too cold and stiff to move by himself. Next day, he was sent to the works on Henry's freight train.
Henry: Well, well, well!
Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Henry.
Henry: Did you like the water?
Percy: No.
Henry: I am surprised. You need more determination, Percy. Water's nothing to an engine with determination you know. Perhaps you will like it better next time.
Mr. Conductor 1: Percy is quite determined that they'll won't be a next time.
(Percy Takes The Plunge ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how engines don't fall into the water.
Mr. Conductor 2: Don't tell me that Ash has sneaked off into the studio again.
Mr. Conductor 3: Well, we're all by ourselves.
Stella: Third up is Say You'll Be There!
Shirley: As covered by Mandy, Dominique and Caitlin.
(Everyone claps and cheers as Clover's, Sam's and Alex's rivals sing Say You'll Be There)
Mandy, Dominique and Caitlin: I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear Last time that we had this conversation I decided we should be friends Yeah, but now we're going round in circles, tell me will this deja vu never end? Oh Now you tell me that you've fallen in love, well I never ever thought that would be This time you gotta take it easy throwing far too much emotions at me But any fool can see they're falling, I gotta make you understand I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear (I give you everything) And all that I want from you is a promise you will be there Say you will be there (Say you will be there) Won't you sing it with me If you, put two and two together you will see what our friendship is for (Oh) If you can't work this equation then I guess I'll have to show you the door There is no need to say you love me, It would be better left unsaid I'm (I'm) giving you everything (I give you everything) all that joy can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and (and) all that I want from you (all I want from you) is a promise (is a promise) you will be there Yeah, I want you Any fool can see they're falling, gotta make you understand I'll give you everything on this I swear Just promise you'll always be there I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there) I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there)
(Say You'll Be There ends as Mandy and friends bow down)
Stella: Our fourth act is Stop.
Shirley: As covered by Chloe Bourgeois!
(Everyone claps and cheers as Chloe sings Stop)
Chloe: You just walk in, I make you smile It's cool but You don't even know me You take an inch, I run a mile Can't win you're Always right behind me And we know that you could go and find some other Take or leave it or just don't even bother Caught in a craze, it's just a phase Or will this be around forever Don't you know it's going too fast (ooh, to fast) Racing so heard you know it won't last (ooh, won't last) Don't you know why can't you see Slow it down, read the sign So you know just where you're going Stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch Hey you always on the run Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun Do do do do Do do do do Do do do always be together Ba da ba ba Ba da ba ba Ba da ba stay that way forever And we know that you can go and find some other Take or leave it 'cause we've always got each other You know who you are and yes, you're gonna breakdown You've crossed the line so you're gonna have to turnaround Don't you know it's going too fast (ooh, to fast) Racing so hard you know it won't last (ooh, won't last) Don't you know why can't you see Slow it down, read the sign So you know just where you're going Stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch Hey you always on the run Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun Gotta keep it down honey, lay your back on the line 'Cause I don't care about the money, don't be wasting my time You need less speed, get off my case You gotta slow it down baby, just get out of my face Stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch Hey you always on the run Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun Stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch Hey you always on the run (stop right now) Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun Stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch (we wanna thank, we wanna thank you) Hey you always on the run (stop right now) Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun (thank you very much, thank you very much)
(Stop ends as Chloe bows down)
Ash: (snickers in a Muttley-like manner) Soon, the show will be blown away.
Mr. Conductor 3: Oh really?
Mr. Conductor 2: If you reach the stage, then you'll be banned again.
Mr. Conductor 1: Unless you're gonna end up like James and some tar wagons.
(He blows his whistle and James In A Mess starts)
Mr. Conductor 1: Toby and Henrietta were enjoying their new job on the Island of Sodor, but they do look old fashioned and did need new paint. James was very rude whenever he saw them.
James: Yech! What dirty objects!
Mr. Conductor 1: He would say. At last, Toby lost patience.
Toby: James?
Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
Toby: Why are you red?
James: I am a splendid engine.
Mr. Conductor 1: Answered James.
James: Ready for anything. You never see my paint dirty.
Toby: Oh.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby earnestly.
Toby: That's why you once needed bootlaces to be ready I suppose.
Mr. Conductor 1: James went redder than ever and snorted off. It was such an insult to be remind how the time the bootlace have been use to mend a hole in his coaches. At the end of the line, James left his coaches and got out to his next train. It was a slow freight, stopping at every station to pick up and set down cars. James hated slow freight trains.
James: Dirty cars from dirty sidings! Yech!
Mr. Conductor 1: Starting an only a few, he picked up more and more cars at each station till he had a long train. At first, the freight cars behaved well, but James bumped them so crossly that they were determined to get back at him. Presently, they approached the top of Gordon's Hill. Heavy freight trains halt here to set the brakes. James had had an accident with cars before and should have remembered this.
Driver: Wait, James, wait!
Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver, but James wouldn't wait. He was too busy thinking what he would say to Toby when they next met. The freight cars' chance had come.
Cars: Hurrah! Hurrah!
Mr. Conductor 1: They laughed, and banging their buffers they pushed him down the hill.
Cars: On, on!
Mr. Conductor 1: Yelled the cars.
James: I've got to stop, I've got to stop!
Mr. Conductor 1: Groaned James. Disaster lay ahead. (Crash!) Something sticky splashed all over James. He had run into two tar wagons, and was black from smokebox to cab. He was more dirty than hurt, but the tar wagons and some cars were all to pieces. Toby and Percy were sent to help and came as quickly as they could.
Toby: Look here, Percy!
Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Toby.
Toby: Whatever is that dirty object?
Percy: That's James, didn't you know?
Toby: It's James' shape.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.
Toby: But James is a splendid red engine and you'll never see his paint dirty.
Mr. Conductor 1: James pretended he hadn't heard. Toby and Percy cleared away the unhurt cars and help James home. Sir Topham Hatt met them.
Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, Percy and Toby.
Mr. Conductor 1: He turned to James.
Sir Topham Hatt: Fancy letting your cars run away. I am surprised. You're not fit to be seen. You must be cleaned at once. Toby shall have a new coat of paint.
Toby: Please sir, can Henrietta have one too?
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.
Sir Topham Hatt: Certainly, Toby.
Toby: Oh thank you, sir. She will pleased.
Mr. Conductor 1: All James could do as watch Toby as he ran off happily with the news.
(James In A Mess ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So please remember not to be dirty.
Mr. Conductor 2: That means it.
Mr. Conductor 3: Speaking of meaning it, where'd Ash go?
(Ash is at the top of the studio, having just prepared for his biggest prank ever)
Ash: Finally, the Slime of the Prank Century! This is so gonna be it.
Stella: Fifth act is Too Much.
Shirley: As covered by Theodora Villavicencio.
(Everyone claps and cheers as Theodora sings Too Much)
Teodora: Love is blind, as far as the eye can see Deep and meaningless, words to me Easy lover, I need a friend Road to nowhere, twist and turns but will this never end Well my dear you'll know that he pleases me (eases me) But short term solution ain't no resolution There ain't no release for me Too much of something is bad enough But something's coming over me to make me wonder (ooh) Too much of nothing is just as tough I need to know the way to feel to keep me satisfied (ooh) Unwrap yourself from around my finger Hold me too tight or left to linger Something fine built to last Slipped up there I guess we're running out of time too fast Yes my dear you know he soothes me (moves me) There's no complication there's no explanation It's just a groove in me Too much of something is bad enough (bad enough) But something's coming over me to make me wonder (ooh) Too much of nothing is just as tough (just as tough) I need to know the way to feel to keep me satisfied (ooh) What part of no don't you understand (understand, understand) I want a man not a boy who thinks he can Boy who thinks he can Too much of something is bad enough But something's coming over me to make me wonder (ooh) Too much of nothing is just as tough I need to know the way to feel to keep me satisfied (ooh) Too much of nothing so why don't we give it a try Too much of something we're gonna be living a lie Too much of nothing so why don't we give it a try Too much of something we're gonna be living a lie Too much of nothing so why don't we give it a try Too much of something we're gonna be living a lie.
(Too Much ends as Theodora bows down)
Stella: We have a final song!
Shirley: Viva Forever by Abigail Thompson!
(Everyone claps and cheers as Abigail sings Viva Forever)
Abigail: Do you still remember How we used to be Feeling together, believe in whatever My love has said to me Both of us were dreamers Young love in the sun Felt like my saviour, my spirit I gave ya We'd only just begun Hasta Manana, Always be mine [Chorus:] Viva forever, I'll be waiting Everlasting, like the sun Live forever, For the moment Ever searching for the one Yes I still remember, Every whispered word The touch of your skin, giving life from within Like a love song that I'd heard Slipping through our fingers, Like the sands of time Promises made, every memory saved Has reflections in my mind Hasta Manana, Always be mine [Chorus] Back where I belong now, Was it just a dream Feelings unfold, they will never be sold And the secret's safe with me Hasta Manana, Always be mine [Chorus x2]
(Viva Forever ends as Abby bows down)
Stella: We have the results, folks!
Shirley: Mel and her mean friends have won the show, and are now in first place!
(Mel and her mean friends scream and squeal in delight, until...)
Reba: Girls, look out!
Cara: Above you!
(Mel and her friends look up and see Ash dropping green slime on them)
Ash: Surprise, surprise! Happy prank day, girls!
Mel: AGH! We're all sticky!
Meilin: You fool!
Malinda: Look what has happened to us!
Yolanda: Now, you're gonna pay!
Marina: Let's get him!
(They all chase Ash out of the studio in fast motion, as the Conductors watch)
Mr. Conductor 3: Gee.
Mr. Conductor 2: What an incident.
Mr. Conductor 1: Kinda reminds me of how Percy got another accident.
(He blows his whistle and Percy's Predicament starts)
Mr. Conductor 1: Daisy the Diesel Rail-car's work in the countryside was full of surprises. But she was frightened to bulls and cows, and she remain very lazy and scuttled. One day, Toby brought Henrietta to the station where Percy was grumbling shunting.
Toby: Hello, Percy. I see Daisy's left the milk behind again.
Percy: I had to make a special journey within I suppose. Anyone would think I've nothing to do.
Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Percy.
Toby: Tell you what?
Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Toby.
Toby: I'll take the milk, you fetch my freight cars.
Mr. Conductor 1: Their drivers and stationmaster agreed. Percy had never been to the quarry before. He began ordering the freight cars about.
Percy: Hurry along.
Mr. Conductor 1: He said. The freight cars grumbled to each other.
Cars: This is Toby's place! Percy's got no right to poke his funnel in here and push us around.
Mr. Conductor 1: They whispered and pass the word.
Cars: Pay Percy back! Pay Percy back!
Percy: Come along.
Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Percy.
Percy: No nonsense.
Cars: We'll give him nonsense.
Mr. Conductor 1: Giggled the freight cars. But they followed so quietly that Percy thought they were under control. Suddenly, they saw a notice ahead: All Trains Stop To Pin Down Brakes.
Percy: Peep peep! Brakes, Conductor, please!
Mr. Conductor 1: But before he could check them the freight cars surged ahead.
Cars: On! On!
Mr. Conductor 1: They cried.
Percy: Help! Help!
Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Percy. The man on duty at the crossing rushed to warn traffic with his red flag but was too late to switch Percy to the runaway sidings. Frantically trying to grip the rails Percy slid into the yard.
Percy: Peep! Peep! Look out!
(Crash!)
Mr. Conductor 1: The break van was in smithereens. Percy's driver and fireman had jumped clear but Percy was stranded. Next day, Sir Topham Hatt arrived. Toby and Daisy had helped to clear the wreckage but Percy remained on his perch of freight cars.
Sir Topham Hatt: We must now try.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: To run a branch line with Toby and a diesel. You have put us in an awkward predicament, Percy.
Percy: I am sorry, sir.
Sir Topham Hatt: You must stay here till we are ready.
Mr. Conductor 1: Continued Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: And you really must be more careful with freight cars.
Mr. Conductor 1: Percy sighed. The freight cars groaned beneath his wheels. He quite understood about awkward predicaments. Sir Topham Hatt spoke severely to Daisy too.
Sir Topham Hatt: My engines work hard. I send lazy engines away.
Mr. Conductor 1: Daisy was ashamed.
Sir Topham Hatt: However, Toby says you worked hard after Percy's accident. So you shall have another chance.
Daisy: Thank you, sir.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Daisy.
Daisy: I will work hard. Toby says he'll help me.
Sir Topham Hatt: Excellent. What Toby doesn't know about branch line problems isn't worth knowing. But our Toby's an experienced engine.
Mr. Conductor 1: Next day, Thomas came back, and Percy was sent to be mended. Annie and Clarabel were delighted to see Thomas again and he took them to a run at once. All were now friends, and Toby has taunt Daisy a great deal. She shooed a cow the other day all by herself. That show's you, doesn't it?
(Percy's Predicament ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So that's what happened to Percy for behaving badly.
Mr. Conductor 2: Gosh.
Mr. Conductor 3: Oh well, let the credits and the song commence.
(We soon find Ash still being chased by Mel and her mean friends, and while the end credits roll, The Lady Is A Vamp plays)
Spice Girls: Elvis was a coola shaker Marley, Ziggy, melody makers She's a Bond babe, kick some ??? Doctor No, this girl's got class Charlies Angels, girls on top Handbags, heels, their pistols rock "Baby Love", so glam queen Sing the blues, a love Supreme Sixties, Twiggy set the pace Way back then she had the face That's all in the past, legends built to last But she's got something new She's a power girl in a nineties world And she knows just what to do 'Cause the lady is a vamp, she's a vixen not a tramp She's a da da da da da da Come on fellas, place your bets, 'cause you ain't seen nothing yet She's the top of the top, she's the best, yes.
Meilin: (as she takes an adult sized diaper and baby powder) I'll show you!
Mel, Malinda, Yolanda and Marina: Wow!
Ash: Wait, don't!
(Meilin removes Ash's pants and briefs to put a baby powder on his bottom)
Spice Girls: Jackie O., we loved her so So did Mr. President, as far as we know Norma Jean had a seven-year itch Some like it hot to a fever pitch Sandy, Danny, summer love Pink Ladies, T-birds, the moon above.
(Meilin places a diaper on Ash)
Meilin: There you go!
(Mel and her mean friends laugh at a diapered Ash)
Ash: Why are you laughing at?
Spice Girls: That's all in the past, legends built to last But she's got something new She's a power girl in a 90's world Shes a down town swinging dude
Lexi: Let's go Ash.
Zapata: It's over.
Ash: Wait, don't take me!
Marina: Bye, Ashy-Boy!
Yolanda: Have a diapered trip!
Spice Girls: 'Cause the lady is a vamp, she's a vixen not a tramp She's a da da da da da da Come on fellas, place your bets, 'cause you ain't seen nothing yet She's the top of the top, she's the best, yes! Scary, Baby, Ginger, Posh, Sporty, yes, now that's your lot We're the Spice Girls, ready to go Ladies and gents can you please take your seats And we hope that you enjoy the show.