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Announcer: Epic rap battles of GTN Kids! Madame Filly VS D.D. Furman!!! begin!

[D.D, Furman's verse:]

I've been in this game too long

I'm a little princess

Have been since I met the Giggles in person

I'm a little sassypants, that's for certain

You're a horse of the people who don't like pegasus

I was living in the first page while you were in the last page

You got skin like it is sweating

From too much pageant dressing

You been falling in love since the 80s

If I was in '85, you couldn't find me

You don't care about the job, FIlly

You just think that snail is cutie

I said that I respect your fashion

But that wasn't quite right, yo

Looking like some extras from American Psycho

First name is Debra, middle name, Donita

Last name is Furman and lyrics, I got 'em

You hate other girls who steal your romeo

Motherfucker, you hate blue flying weirdos

How do I say this? You're a bitch

Ooh, you must get so pissed that your hooves are too small to stop and frisk

So you use your fingers to hug snails

he's only 6 years old

That's enough, shit!

But he's scared of her m'aam

just gotta get judgy

he's not intrested

well, time to get pushy!

That's assault, sista!

Don't tell me the butterfly's at fault, sucka!

You don't know shit about dates, yucka!

But the ones on the 8th are great, muthafucka!

Better save the date, I'm gonna rock the show

Bad bitch on the scene like Murder, She Wrote

So go ahead Filly, let me see your flow

I brought Madonna's lyrics, borrow some notes

[Madame Filly's verse:]

Let me just say I respect all tattletails

But your rhymes are trash

Put 'em next to your fairytales

Our i have a crush on sanjay

Who wants to play with you anyway?

That might not be exactly true

But I don't always do politeness

You wanna talk about misogyny?

Your glow's worse than Theodore

He left sparkles on those curls like you left in Chicago

Terrible

You wanna break the glass ceiling, D.D Furman, I sense it

But the only crack you'll find is my flank pressed against it

The tattle is in and I'm right on your tail

You don't have the stamina, baby, you're frail

This will be just like '99 when you fail

But Filly will aprove that your stail

How do I say this? You're a brat

And you almost lost feild day to a new student cat

What is your older brother gotta diddly doodle do

To get it through your fat face that he's just not that into you?

They want a strong female leader, who can become a diva

Not a crooked little wishy-washy girl who aint a believe ah


I'm gonna run these streets like I run my broadway shows

More mini queens and less lame-os

While you are being being such a jerk

I'll create love tearing down twerks

Then I'll use all the best jewels from the site to buy a crown

Dip it in pink and make you look like a clown

I'll become the material filly

Me and Sanjay will have a ball

I'll tell Harold you're fired and I'll be the one

'Cause this whole deal's rigged and we all know the trigger

For the last eight years, i've been stalked by a-

[Belladonna's verse:]

Are you fucking kidding me with this blah blah blah?

I've half a mind to feed you both to my dad's oversized-

[Tanzanite]

CAW!

I've heard more thoughtful discussion up in BFB

You two got brother blocking brother on their Sharebook feed

I'm so sick and tired of this ridiculous shit

If this is the best my beauty gets, then my beauty should quit

I'm sorry, did I say something that you found funny?

Wipe that creepy-ass smile off your face and beat this dummy!

And if she does win the battle, be a lady and hold the door

Don't get your tail stirred up in some sorta pink princess war

Here's an equal opportunity smack down in the sequel

That's of the kingdom, by the kingdom, for the kingdom

AWAY!

[Tanzanite]

CAW!

[Outro]

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GTN KIDS!

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