Announcer: Epic rap battles of GTN Kids! Madame Filly VS D.D. Furman!!! begin!
[D.D, Furman's verse:]
I've been in this game too long
I'm a little princess
Have been since I met the Giggles in person
I'm a little sassypants, that's for certain
You're a horse of the people who don't like pegasus
I was living in the first page while you were in the last page
You got skin like it is sweating
From too much pageant dressing
You been falling in love since the 80s
If I was in '85, you couldn't find me
You don't care about the job, FIlly
You just think that snail is cutie
I said that I respect your fashion
But that wasn't quite right, yo
Looking like some extras from American Psycho
First name is Debra, middle name, Donita
Last name is Furman and lyrics, I got 'em
You hate other girls who steal your romeo
Motherfucker, you hate blue flying weirdos
How do I say this? You're a bitch
Ooh, you must get so pissed that your hooves are too small to stop and frisk
So you use your fingers to hug snails
he's only 6 years old
That's enough, shit!
But he's scared of her m'aam
just gotta get judgy
he's not intrested
well, time to get pushy!
That's assault, sista!
Don't tell me the butterfly's at fault, sucka!
You don't know shit about dates, yucka!
But the ones on the 8th are great, muthafucka!
Better save the date, I'm gonna rock the show
Bad bitch on the scene like Murder, She Wrote
So go ahead Filly, let me see your flow
I brought Madonna's lyrics, borrow some notes
[Madame Filly's verse:]
Let me just say I respect all tattletails
But your rhymes are trash
Put 'em next to your fairytales
Our i have a crush on sanjay
Who wants to play with you anyway?
That might not be exactly true
But I don't always do politeness
You wanna talk about misogyny?
Your glow's worse than Theodore
He left sparkles on those curls like you left in Chicago
Terrible
You wanna break the glass ceiling, D.D Furman, I sense it
But the only crack you'll find is my flank pressed against it
The tattle is in and I'm right on your tail
You don't have the stamina, baby, you're frail
This will be just like '99 when you fail
But Filly will aprove that your stail
How do I say this? You're a brat
And you almost lost feild day to a new student cat
What is your older brother gotta diddly doodle do
To get it through your fat face that he's just not that into you?
They want a strong female leader, who can become a diva
Not a crooked little wishy-washy girl who aint a believe ah
I'm gonna run these streets like I run my broadway shows
More mini queens and less lame-os
While you are being being such a jerk
I'll create love tearing down twerks
Then I'll use all the best jewels from the site to buy a crown
Dip it in pink and make you look like a clown
I'll become the material filly
Me and Sanjay will have a ball
I'll tell Harold you're fired and I'll be the one
'Cause this whole deal's rigged and we all know the trigger
For the last eight years, i've been stalked by a-
[Belladonna's verse:]
Are you fucking kidding me with this blah blah blah?
I've half a mind to feed you both to my dad's oversized-
[Tanzanite]
CAW!
I've heard more thoughtful discussion up in BFB
You two got brother blocking brother on their Sharebook feed
I'm so sick and tired of this ridiculous shit
If this is the best my beauty gets, then my beauty should quit
I'm sorry, did I say something that you found funny?
Wipe that creepy-ass smile off your face and beat this dummy!
And if she does win the battle, be a lady and hold the door
Don't get your tail stirred up in some sorta pink princess war
Here's an equal opportunity smack down in the sequel
That's of the kingdom, by the kingdom, for the kingdom
AWAY!
[Tanzanite]
CAW!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GTN KIDS!