Cast[]
- Jonah Hex as Linguini
- Quentin Turnbull as Skinner
- Lilah as Colette
- Cassie as Solene LeClaire
- Doctor Cross Williams as Remy
- Lieutenant Grass as Emile
- Ulysees S. Grant as Django
- Smith as Anton Ego
- Lieutenant Evan as Mustafa
- Colonel Slocum as Larousse
- Adleman Lusk as Francois
- Jeb Turnbull as Pompiou
- Brent Hinds as Horst (cameo)