Cast[]
- Sheen Estevez as Moe Howard
- Jimmy Neutron as Larry Fine
- Carl Wheezer as Curly Howard
- Goddard as Nippy
- King Goobot as Sister Mary-Mengele
- Mrs. Fowl as Mother Superior
- Principal Willoughby as Monsignor Ratliffe
- Brobot as Teddy Harter
- Hugh Neutron as Mr. Harter
- Judy Neutron as Mrs. Harter
- Professor Calamitous as Mac
- Beautiful Gorgeous as Lydia
- Grandma Taters as Head Nurse AKA Bulldog
- Eustace Strych as Officer Mycroft
- Baby Eddie as Officer Armstrong
- Ike as The Situation
- Butch as Ronnie
- Cindy Vortex as Sweetheart
- Libby Folfax as JWoww
- Britney Tenneli as Snooki