| {{{territorytype}}} of | American Republic |
| Capital | Tokyo |
| Largest city | Tokyo |
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| Area | 377,835 km² |
| Population | 328,085,000 inhabitants |
| Population density | 868.33 inhabitants per km² |
| Date of establishment | {{{est_date}}} |
The Protectorate of Japan is a territory of the American Republic.
Lyrics[]
I went to Japan for a change of scene,
and to buy things from vending machines.
But I was surprised by the lack of cuisine
When I was a squid in Japan!
I was looking for corn chips and what did i find?
A snack made of dried, relatives of mine?
Suddenly I was not feeling so fine
When I was a squid in Japan!
Squid can be grilled or roasted or fried,
or salted or baked or left out to dry,
squid can be mashed of served over eyes,
Or wrapped up in seaweed, finely sliced!
Squid can be hard boiled, even though it's tough
(Squid: Okay Frog, that's enough!)
Hire a ninja, buy a gun
Learn when to hide and when to run
Never trust anyone if you are a squid in Ja-pannnnnnnnnnnn!
Releases[]
Audio[]
Squid and Frog (Cassette only)
The Holiday and Others Songs (Cd and Record and Cassette)
Video[]
Lights, Camera, Fiends
Top 10 Songs
Baby Pom Pom's Death (DVD and VHS)