How to Make Bad Commercials Good

Bigspot.com Commercials

• Get rid of all of the fake commercials.

Chips Ahoy (2020's) Commercials

General

• Bring back the mascot from the older commercials.

Froot Loops World (The one with Anime Toucan Sam)

• Bring back the original Toucan Sam design.

Nintendo - You Can't Beat Us

• Make it less creepy.
• Have better voice acting and animation.
• Have the animation style be 2D.
• Have it be made in USA in 2021.
• Have the villains yell to the heroes "You can’t beat us!", but the heroes beat the villains at the end.

Nissin Commercials

General

• Make the commercials less of a SpongeBob SquarePants rip-off.
• Get rid of all of the demonic stuff in the commercials.

Strawberry Shortcake Stationary (New Boy)

• The animation is better and was done by the DIC Entertainment. (In the actual thing, Strawberry's mouth was awful.)
• The school supplies help Strawberry Shortcake with her cooking, with her watching them and playing her guitar at the same time.

Zazoo Commercial

• Make this a television commercial for Zazoo Marshmallows instead of Zazoo Condoms.
• Instead of having it show the young boy acting like a spoiled uppity brat and having a major big tantrum just 'cause his father won't even let him get a bag of rainbow-colored marshmallows, have it show them getting what they need for indoor and outdoor s'mores.

K-Fee

• Don't have the commercials end with a zombie or a gargoyle popping up and screaming at the viewer.
• Have the effects of an energy drink be mimicked by speeding up the footage of peaceful scenes instead of using jumpscares.
• Have the radio commercials end with someone shouting "Wake up and smell the K-Fee!" instead of a loud scream.

Liberty Mutual commercials

General

• Keep the "Liberty stands with you" jingle instead of replacing it with the annoying "Liberty, liberty, liiiberty, liiiiiberty" jingle.

Limu Emu and Doug

• Replace Limu with an anthropomorphic eagle and Doug with a talking Lady Liberty named Libby.

Kid Pics Happy Hamster Ad

• Make it 2D animated.
• Fix Happy Hamster's normal voice.

McDonald's Mighty Kids Meal - Babysitter 2002 Commercial

• Don't have the tall girl screaming at the planet Earth.

Old Navy - Talking Snowman 2010 Commercial

• Don't have the humans and the snowman scream at each other.

Pampers - 3 AM

• The baby doesn't cry.
• Replace "Pop Goes the Weasel" with "Rock a Bye Baby".

Little Baby's Ice Cream Commercials

• Make them less disgusting and creepy. This especially includes a person covered in marshmallow fluff.

Burger King Square Butts

• The King sings the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song instead of a parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot.
• Retitle it, "Burger King SquarePants".

Dairy Queen Popcorn Shrimp Basket

• In order to avoid cannibalism, have sharks eat popcorn shrimp instead of the shrimp themselves.

Got Milk? Pillsbury Dough Boy

• The Pillsbury Dough Boy didn't get locked in the oven.

AT&T Train 2010 Commercial

• Get rid of the future scenes before the present day.

Crusha Commercial

• Make the special effects less uncanny. This especially includes the cow.

Moviefone - Lil' Red (2002, USA)

• Don't have the wolf's big butt.

NRJ Mobile "WHAAAAAT?!" Adverts

• Make them less creepy by getting rid of all the body horror.
  • Don't have the first man's ears grow so big or have his head detach from his body and start flying around.
  • Don't have the girls' mouths crack so wide open as they laugh.
  • Don't have arms come out of the second man's ears, nostrils, or mouth.
• Don't have "Shooting Stars" play in all three of the adverts.

Kinder Surprise Egg Man

• Don't make the egg man look so creepy or human-like.
• Have the egg man speak in normal words instead of gibberish.

Creepy Burger King Ads

• Have the actor playing the King wear a wig and makeup instead of a giant mask.
• Don't have the king stalk people just so he can offer them food items.

Quiznos Subs Spongmonkeys

• Replace the creepy Spongmonkeys with live-action actors who can sing better.
• Replace the song "We Love the Subs" with a different song.

Doritos Ultrasound

• Don't have the husband bait the unborn fetus with Dorito chips.
• Don't have the fetus jump out of the mother's stomach, scaring everyone in the room.

Birthday World

• Have the commercial be made on a better budget.
• Make the jingle less bothersome.

Cadbury Bournville - Sweet World

• Get rid of the jumpscare at the end.
• Have the commercial be more Halloween-themed.

Play-Doh Doggy Doctor

• Make the dog costume less uncanny.

Mexican Little Mommy Commercial

• Have the mother pay more attention to her daughter than the doll.

McDonald's Happy Commercials

• Get rid of the talking Happy Meal boxes, or reduce them to minor characters.
• Have Ronald McDonald and his friends be included in the commercials, albeit with new designs.

Confused.com

• Have the characters sing a different song instead of a "YMCA" parody.
• Get rid of the jiggle physics on the female characters' breasts.

Snickers Ice Cream Bar Commercial - Scream

• Don't have the shirtless guy, woman, kid, bodybuilder, married couple, painting, or crab scream at the top of their lungs over an ice cream cart selling Snickers bars.

Nick India Dab

• Have Chottu teach a different dance move instead of the dab.
• Don't have the ad try to remain "hip" and "cool" with the kids.

Boppi the Booty Shakin' Llama

• Don't have the kids and adults twerk along with the Boppi toy.

Truth's "It's a Trap" Ads

• Don't have them shoehorn in various internet memes that died down years ago.

Milk Seafood Noodles

• Give the cheese man and pepper man better costumes and a better song to sing.
• Have the girl be played by a Japanese actress instead of a white one.
• Don't have the girl scream throughout the entire commercial since it's irritating.

Milkybar - Axé

• Don't give the candy bar buttocks.

Sandwicheria Crustaceo Cascarudo

• Don't have it rip off the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Some Da Eat

• Give the commercial better animation.
• Have the three guys at the beginning of the commercial find the titular restaurant themselves instead of having their mouths becoming sentient and jumping off their faces.
• Make the song less ear-grating.