Cast[]
- Homestar as Alex
- Coach Z as Melman
- Bubs as Vitaly
- Gunhaver as Skipper
- Crackotage as Kowalski
- Reynold as Private
- Silent Rip as Rico
- Pom Pom as Marty
- Marzipan as Gloria
- Gotta Sweep (from Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning) as King Julien
- Arts and Crafters (from Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning) as Maurice
- 1st Prize (from Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning) as Mort
- The King of Town as Zuba
- Strong Sad as Mason
- Strong Mad as Phil