Cast[]
Version 1[]
- Ed as Stan Marsh
- Edd as Kyle Broflovski
- Eddy as Eric Cartman
- Jonny as Kenny McCormick
- Jimmy as Butters Stotch
- Nazz as Heidi Turner
- May as Bebe Stevens
- Knuckles The Echidna as Mr. Garrison
- Rolf as Token Black
- Ed's Dad as Randy Marsh
- Ed's Mom as Sharon Marsh
- Sarah as Shelly Marsh (they're both mean and have names that begin with an "S")
- Edd's Dad as Gerald Broflovski
- Edd's Mom as Sheila Broflovski
- Tommy (from Rugrats) as Ike Broflovski (they're both babies)
- Eddy's Mom as Ms. Cartman
- Jimmy's Dad as Stephen Stotch
- Jimmy's Mom as Linda Stotch
- Eddy's Brother as Satan
- Bert and Ernie (from Sesame Street) as Terrence and Phillip
- Oscar (from Sesame Street) as Scott the Dick
Version 2[]
- Edd as Stan Marsh
- Rolf as Kyle Broflovski
- Eddy as Eric Cartman
- Ed as Kenny McCormick
- Nazz as Wendy Testaburger
- Sarah as Shelly Marsh
- Jimmy as Butters Stotch
Version 3[]
- Edd as Stan Marsh
- Eddy as Kyle Broflovski
- Kevin as Eric Cartman
- Ed as Kenny McCormick
- Nazz as Wendy Testaburger
- Sarah as Karen McCormick
- Jimmy as Butters Stotch
- Jonny as Token Black
- Lee as Heidi Turner
- May as Bebe Stevens
- Marie as Shelly Marsh