Ed, Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station

Ed, Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station is a crossover series between Shining Time Station and Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Major Trivia

• In each episode, a character from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy will tell a flashback story from a past episode similar to the plot of the Shining Time Station episode.

Major Guest Stars

• Rolf
• Kevin
• Sarah
• Nazz
• Jimmy
• Jonny 2x4 and Plank
• The Kanker Sisters

Minor Guest Stars

• Timmy Turner ("The Magic Is Believing")
• Jackie Evancho ("Billy Saves The Day" & "Mr. Conductor's Fourth Of July")
• Eddy's Brother ("One Of The Family")

Episode 1: A Place Unlike Any Other

Notes

• Thomas Story told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy and Nazz
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas Gets Tricked
2. Edward Helps Out

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Flashback Story

• High Heeled Ed (Edd's story about when he, Ed and Eddy looked for what Sarah, Jimmy and Nazz are interested in.)

Quotes

• (Ed, Edd and Eddy enter the station)
• Mr. Conductor: Well, hello, lads.
• Edd: Good day, Mr. Conductor.
• Ed: Hello, Mr. C!
• Eddy (bored): Yeah, hey.
• Matt: You know these 3?
• Mr. Conductor: Indeed, I do. Matt, these are my friends, the Ed lads.
• Edd: I'm pleased to meet you Matt. My name is Eddward or as I'm commonly referred to as, Double D.
• Ed: I'm Charmin' Marvin! No wait, it's....(short pause)
• Eddy: ED!
• Ed: Maybe...
• Eddy (bored): And I'm Eddy.
• Edd: Please excuse Eddy. We and some of our friends from the Cul-De-Sac were just looking around the town of Shining Time, but Eddy was less than enthusiastic about coming.
• Eddy: This place stinks! I have better things to do than hang around here. I could be scamming the others back at the cul-de-sac!
• Edd: Eddy, Mr. Conductor and his cousin have been to our humble cul-de-sac and felt right at home. We owe it to them for us to adapt to their home as well.
• Matt: You have a cousin, Mr. Conductor?
• Mr. Conductor: Yes, I hope he can meet you someday. Whoops, I must be going. Goodbye, Lads! I'll speak to you soon! And don't forget those corners, Matt! *disappears*
• (Just then Nazz, Sarah and Jimmy entered the station)
• Sarah: Ed!
• Ed: Baby sister!
• Matt: Who are you 3?
• Edd: Matt, these are our friends from our humble cul-de-sac.
• Nazz: Hi, I'm Nazz
• Jimmy: I'm Jimmy!
• Sarah: Call me Sarah.
• Matt: So what's you cul-de-sac like?
• Eddy: It's a great place, kid. You can come anytime, but it'll cost you 25 cents. My uncle owns the place and he expects me to make sure people pay.
• Edd: Eddy. Never you mind the so-called payment, Matt. Our cul-de-sac is of many wonders. We've also other friends, however, they couldn't be here today. Like the time my fellows and I looked for what women and Jimmy are interested in, they went go-karting.
• Matt: How did that go?
• Edd: Well, it all started when my fellows and I were in the unsanitary sewer...(screen pixelates back to "High Heeled Ed")

Trivia

• This episode introduces Ed, Edd, Eddy, Nazz, Sarah and Jimmy to the series.

Episode 2: Does It Bite?

Notes

• Thomas Story told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Jonny, Plank, Nazz, Sarah and Jimmy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Jimmy

Thomas Stories

1. Come Out, Henry!
2. Henry to the Rescue

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Flashback Story

• Once Bitten, Twice Ed (Jimmy's story about the time Eddy pulled the same scam again and again)

Quotes

• (Rolf, Kevin, and, Jonny & Plank enter the station)
• Kevin: Where are those 2 dorks?!
• Jonny: Plank says "last time I saw Ed and Eddy, they were in this awkward place."
• Rolf: Rolf has never seen this place so small. Why, it is smaller than my Grandpapa's pig sty.
• Kevin: Never mind how this place looks, we need to show Tweedle-dumb and Tweedle-dumber up for using Double-D's magnet on us!
• Edd: And luckily, I wasn't a part of this.
• Kevin: I knew you weren't, Double-dweeb, now where are your 2 pals?!
• Edd: Oh! And speaking of "pals" Matt, Tanya, come over here.
• Matt: Coming, Edd.
• Edd: C'mon Tanya, don't be shy.
• (Tanya comes out of hiding)
• Tanya: W-who are these p-people?
• Matt: Remember when I told you I met him, Ed, Eddy, Sarah, Nazz, and Jimmy?
• Tanya: Y-yes.
• Edd: Well, these are the rest of our friends. Gentlemen, please kindly introduce yourselves to Matt and Tanya.
• Kevin: Hey, dudes. Name's Kevin.
• Rolf: I am Rolf!
• Jonny: My name is Jonny 2X4 and this is Plank.
• Matt: You talk to a piece of wood?
• Edd: Just to remind you 2, only Johnny can hear Plank because he has that special ability.
• Rolf: Your place is very nice that--
• (Train whistles and pulls in)
• Rolf: For what is this awful noise that disturbs Rolf?! Can you not hear it is louder than my Nano shearing Rolf's sheep?!
• Kevin: Geez, Rolf. It's a train pulling in.
• Edd: Cause it is a station you know.
• (Ed & Eddy arrive at the station)
• Eddy: You told me this train would go to the jawbreaker factory, Lumpy! We've been on 3 trains and I STILL haven't seen any factory!
• Kevin: Let's pound em', Rolf!
• Edd: (Blocks Ed & Eddy) Kevin, wait!
• Kevin: What's with the holdup, Double-dweeb?! Get outta the way!
• Edd: Just think about our new friends. You wouldn't do that in front of them, would you?
• Kevin: (sighs) Of course not...
• Matt: You know Edd, these people are nice, but I'm still afraid of Harry.
• Edd: But, Matt, you shouldn't be afraid of him. Harry is kind but serious about his work.
• Kevin: Yeah, like the time Eddy forced us to talk to inanimate objects like a mailbox! (laughs)
• Matt: Why would Eddy do that?
• Jimmy: Because Eddy is a schemer.
• Eddy: Don't you mean a "scammer", and where in the world did you come from Jimmy?!
• Jimmy: You see... (Screen pixelates to "Once Bitten Twice Ed") I was trying to catch a butterfly on my tricyle, when...
• Eddy: Hey, you!
• Jimmy: Me?
• Eddy: Yeah, you!

Trivia

• This episode introduces Rolf, Jonny, Plank and Kevin to the series

Episode 3: And the Band Played Off

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy
• Ed, Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Eddy

Thomas Stories

1. A Big Day for Thomas
2. Trouble for Thomas

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Flashback Story

• Pain in the Ed (Eddy's Story about the time Ed played violin much to his and others' dismay and Eddy tried to destroy it)

Quotes

Quote 2

• (after the "Anything Tunnel")
• Matt: That was neat! All you need IS a little rhythm.
• Eddy: I just wish Ed had rhythm the time he tore apart the cul-de-sac playing his stupid violin.
• Tanya: Even Ed plays an instrument?
• Edd: Well, PLAYED an instrument. You see, Eddy wanted no part of Ed's violin playing and he NEVER was patient enough to let him practice.
• Ed: Like stopwatches?
• Eddy: He played like an idiot! You see, I was showing off my "cool pits".... *screen pixelates to "Pain In The Ed"* .... when Ed and his stupid fiddle showed up.
• Ed (with his violin and music stand): Don't bother, Double-D. He is not home.

Episode 4: Pitching In and Helping Out

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Jimmy, Sarah, Rolf, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Jimmy

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas Saves the Day
2. James Learns a Lesson

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Flashback Story

• Stuck In Ed (Jimmy's story about when he helped Eddy think of a scam.)

Episode 5: Show and Yell

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny and Plank
• Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Stories

1. Foolish Freight Cars
2. A Proud Day for James

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Over Your Ed (Ed's story about the time Eddy made him cool and performed a show, but the Kankers disrupted the show and caused chaos)

Episode 6: Faith, Hope and Anxiety

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny and Plank
• Ed, Edd, n Eddy Flashback story told by Eddy

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas and the Conductor
2. Thomas Goes Fishing

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• X Marks The Ed (Eddy's story about the time he discovered a zit from fishing with the other Eds in Ed's backyard pond and everyone laughed at him, forcing Rolf to get rid of his pimple problem.)

Episode 7: Agree to Disagree

Notes

• Thomas Story told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy, and Rolf
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Stories

1. Terence the Tractor
2. Thomas and Bertie's Great Race

Ed, Edd, N Eddy Flashback Story

• Thick As An Ed (Edd's story about when Ed's stinky cheese caused him and Ed to argue and Eddy to get mad for it interfered with his frog jumping derby scam)

Episode 8: Whistle While You Work

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy and Rolf
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback story told by Eddy

Thomas Stories

1. Tenders and Turntables
2. Trouble in the Shed

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• They Call Him Mr. Ed (Eddy's story about when he ran his "Edco" business)

Quotes

• (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
• Matt: Cleaning up isn't kids stuff.
• Mr. Conductor: Ah, yes. Charming fellow, that Schemer.
• Tanya: He said what we're doing isn't important.
• Ed: Like horseback riding?
• Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
• Mr. Conductor: Nonsense! In this station, there are big things to do and little things to do, but they're all important because they all help to get the job done.
• Edd: You are absolutely correct Mr. Conductor. Big and little things have to be done in order to get any job done. And to add to that, if people aren't shown appreciation for their hard work, things can go horribly wrong.
• Eddy: Just like the time I ran my "Edco" business! Everything went just fine..... until that jerk, Kevin ruined it for me!
• Edd: (to himself) Oh, Eddy. When will you ever stop shouting?
• Eddy: It all started when Double-D was training Ed to break through mazes, (Screen pixelates back to "They Call Him Mr. Ed") when I came up with the idea to go "up"!
• (After story)
• Mr. Conductor: That was quite an adventure you had with a staff, Eddy. And I'm pretty sure that you learned a lot from your "work experience". Sir. Topham Hatt is having a similar problem on the Island Of Sodor. He's having a dreadful time with the big tender engines.
• Eddy: I'll bet they weren't interrupted by Kevin!
• Edd: But Kevin has never been to the Island Of Sodor, Eddy.
• Eddy: *groans*
• Edd: Please excuse Eddy's outburst Mr. Conductor, but would you be kind into telling us what happened to the tender engines?
• Ed: What happened to the big choo-choos, Mr. Conductor?
• Mr. Conductor: Well, you'll see Ed. (Blows whistle and "Tenders & Turntables" begins)

Episode 9: Two Old Hands

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Ed

Thomas Stories

1. Percy Runs Away
2. Thomas Comes to Breakfast

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Who Let the Ed In? (Ed's story about the time he created an imaginary friend)

Quotes

Quote 1

• Matt: Now the other engines are friends with Percy?
• Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes. They just got to get to know him, that's all.
• Ed: Ooh! Ooh! Like the time the kids got used to my friend Jib! *laughs* And he was playing with Eddy.
• Eddy *unenthusiastically): Here we go....
• Matt & Tanya: Who's Jib?
• Edd: You see, Jib was Ed's imaginary friend. And when Eddy and I tried to do a scam, Ed tried--.
• Ed: And so it went! *screen pixelates to "Who Let The Ed In?"* Double-D and Eddy were working on a giant prize machine, while me and Jib were playing!
• Ed: Take this! Hah! And that.... and that! Your fly is open! *laughs*

Episode 10: Happy Accidents

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy and Nazz
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Nazz

Thomas Stories

1. Henry's Special Coal
2. The Flying Kipper

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• A Case of Ed (Nazz's story about the time Edd believed he was suffering an illness of which Ed and Eddy tricked him into.)

Quotes

Quote 1

• Nazz: Stacy isn't the only one having it hard today. Poor Double-D is sick at home.
• Eddy: Sockhead's sick? What luck! Now I need a new tempo-whatsit braniac to fill in for him!
• Ed: Double-D is sick?! *crying* Poor Double-D! *crying*
• Nazz: Uh Eds, we have Mr. Conductor you know.
• Tanya: Nazz. What did Edd come down with?
• Nazz: Double-D came down with an ammonia, Tanya. He's in his nice warm and cozy bed now.
• Eddy: Yeah, and blowing whatever that slop is everywhere!
• Nazz: Don't you mean mucus, Eddy?
• Eddy: Whatever!
• Matt & Tanya: Ewww....

Quote 2

• Matt: If only Edd was here. He'd know what to do.
• Nazz: You know guys, I remember one day when Edd was having it rough like Stacy. Eddy tricked him thinking he had some illness.
• Eddy: Oh yeah! I remember! It was hilarious... until that jerk Kevin got out of his house!
• Ed: I haven't got a clue what you all are talking about.
• Tanya: What did happen anyway?
• Nazz: It started when the others and I found him crying...(screen pixelates back to "A Case of Ed")

Trivia

• Edd is absent in this episode.

Episode 11: Ring In The Old

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy and Rolf
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Rolf

Thomas Stories

1. Toby the Tram Engine
2. Thomas Breaks the Rules

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Wish You Were Ed (Rolf's story about when he longed for his old country home and the Eds constructed him one to make him believe he was home again.)

Episode 12: Impractical Jokes

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy,Sarah, Jimmy, Rolf, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Rolf

Thomas Stories

1. A Cow on the Line
2. Old Iron

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Laugh Ed Laugh (Edd's story about the time Eddy went crazy from lack of kids to scam forcing him and Ed to capture him.)

Episode 13: Finders Keepers

Notes

• Thomas Story told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Sarah and Jimmy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Eddy

Thomas Stories

1. Double Trouble
2. James In a Mess

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Key To My Ed (Eddy's story about when he and the Eds found a lost key and tried to return it for a "reward", but they caused the kids to brawl and the Kankers to chase them)

Episode 14: Just Wild About Harry's Workshop

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Kevin, Rolf, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Johnny

Thomas Stories

1. Duck Takes Charge
2. Percy Proves a Point

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Rent-A-Ed (Jonny's story about when Ed, Edd and Eddy's various scams caused utter destruction on others' property)

Quotes

Quote 1

• (quotes coming soon)

Quote 2

• Harry: *pulls out plug of the jukebox* There... it's fixed! *laughs sarcastically*
• Stacy: Oh... Harry, please don't be selfish.
• Mr. Conductor: *appears in a cloud of gold dust*
• Tanya: Grandpa's upset, Mr. Conductor. You could tell, because he laughed and nothing was funny.
• Mr. Conductor: I don't blame him.
• Jonny: I wouldn't blame him either, Mr. Conductor. It also wasn't funny when the Eds destroyed my house!
• Matt & Tanya: *gasps* The Eds DESTROYED your house, Jonny?!
• Edd: I'm afraid so, kids. You see, after Eddy decided we should become the "Flying Eduardo Brothers", in which Ed wrecked the teeter-totter while performing a risky stunt, Eddy decided we should become "repairmen", which caused more melee--.
• Eddy: C'mon, Sockhead! We would have succeeded that scam if it weren't for Rolf and Lumpy!
• Ed: I was a good towel rack, Eddy!
• Jonny: What's that, Plank? You want us to tell the story? Right-O! Anyway, me and the rest of the cul-de-sac were watching the "Flying Eduardo Brothers". *screen pixelates to "Rent-A-Ed"*
• Eddy: Ladies and germs! The moment you've been waiting for! "Circus Eds" is proud to present, all the way from Reno, the one! The only! The Flying Eduardo Brothers!
• (after story)
• Kevin: Of course, leave it to the Ed-Weirdo Brothers to mess things up.
• Rolf: Rolf has never been so relaxed in a how do you say, sauna?
• Edd: Anyway, back to what Mr. Conductor was saying before, he doesn't blame Harry for being upset.
• Mr. Conductor: Exactly, Edd. No one likes to be told they're not useful. No one likes to be replaced. Percy went through the same thing when he met Harold. I'll tell you about it. And by the way, never beat a golden monarch butterfly in a game of cards. They get angry! *blows whistle and "Percy Proves A Point" begins*

Episode 15: Promises, Promises

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny and Plank,
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Kevin

Thomas Stories

1. Better Late Than Never
2. Pop Goes the Diesel

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• A Boy and his Ed (Kevin's Story about the time the Eds tried to make friends with him so he'd give them jawbreakers, but made him so mad, he refused.)

Episode 16: Word's Out

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Sarah, and Jimmy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Rolf

Thomas Stories

1. Diesel's Devious Deed
2. A Close Shave for Duck

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Dueling Eds (Rolf's story about when Eddy refused to apolgize after he insulted him by assaulting his Great Nano's fishball against his fence)

Quotes

Quote 1

• Mr. Conductor: *exclaims* Be careful there! My Goodness! Have a look on where you're sitting. Hmph! The life you saved may be my own.
• Edd: Oops! Our sincere apologizes, Mr. Conductor!
• Tanya: Sorry Mr. Conductor. We didn't see you there.
• Ed: Sorry for almost squashing you like a pancake, Mr. Conductor!
• Mr. Conductor: Is that all you're sorry for?
• Tanya: Whatta you mean?
• Ed: What did I, Ed say, Mr. C?!
• Eddy: What did I do, now?!
• Mr. Conductor: "A huge of a building"? "Head of the railroad"? "Goes to buttered toast factory"? "Cost 25 cents a ride"?
• Matt, Tanya, and Ed: Oh, that...
• Mr. Conductor: Yes, that. Those are mighty tall-tales for such short people and a tall idiotic boy.
• Edd: Mr. Conductor is right, everyone. Those fibs and faux tales will only enrage Midge Smoot when she finds the truth about.
• Matt: Yes, but--?!
• Ed (in unison): But, Mr. C--?!
• Eddy: Aw, c'mon, Mr. C--!
• Mr. Conductor: "Yes, but" and "Aw, come on!"-- nothing! If you go around telling lies, you'll wind up like Diesel.
• Tanya: Why? What happened to Diesel?
• Ed: Did the Diesel get revenge on the evil freight cars of terror?
• Eddy: HMPH! I bet Diesel lied to Midge Smoot!
• Edd: Eddy?!
• Eddy: HMPH!
• Edd: Please excuse Eddy, Mr. C, but how did Diesel end up in such fiasco?
• Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm just about to tell you. (blows whistle and "Diesel's Devious Deed" begins)
• (after story)
• Ed (crying): *sobs* Poor Duck....! *cries*
• Tanya: But Diesel was trying to hurt Duck. He wasn't trying to hurt anyone.
• Eddy: Yeah, it was one simple lie! How bad it could be?!
• Mr. Conductor: But a lie is a lie. If you tell them, it becomes a habit.
• Edd: Mr. Conductor is right, Tanya and Eddy. Even one minor lie can really hurt people emotionally and can cause melee for everyone and soon yourself if they find the truth about. If you never apologize to Midge Smoot, if she found out the real truth on what you, Eddy and Ed did to her, Midge wouldn't want to forgive you at all.
• Rolf (arriving at the scene): The brainy, Ed-boy and the puny Conductor man are right, 3 haired tall-tale Ed boy, Matty boy, and Tanya girl. It's like that time the no-good, unsympathetic, puny Ed-boy tossed and assaulted Rolf's Great Nano's fishball against Rolf's fence!
• Matt: What fishball?
• Eddy: Aw, c'mon Stretch! Lighten up for once it's just--! *Edd covers his mouth*
• Edd (whispering): Eddy, don't anger Rolf!
• Rolf: You see, the puny Ed-boy somehow got angry at Rolf for showing him Rolf's Great Nano's fishball, and he had decided to insult Rolf by throwing it against Rolf's fence... (screen pixelates to "Dueling Eds", when Eddy was about to throw the fishball)...
• Eddy: Hey, Double the Sockhead! See that knothole in fence? Bet I can hit it!

Episode 17: Too Many Cooks

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Sarah

Thomas Stories

1. Gordon Takes a Dip
2. Down the Mine

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• For your Ed Only (Sarah's Story about when Eddy stole her diary and ignored Edd's warnings)

Episode 18: Mapping It Out

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy and Rolf
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Ed

Thomas Stories

1. The Runaway
2. Percy Takes the Plunge

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Postcards from the Ed (Ed's story about the time he and Edd gave Plank's parents a tour around the cul-de-sac and Eddy kidnapped Plank's parents to charge them money)

Quotes

• (Mr. Conductor appears)
• Mr. Conductor: Hey! Matt! Tanya! Sarah! Jimmy! Lads!
• (They all approach him)
• Matt: Hi, Mr. Conductor. We saw a huge steam shovel working on a bridge!
• Jimmy: Then we saw a field of cows eating grass!
• Ed: You guys saw moo-moos?!
• Tanya: And some geese flying in the sky in a big 'V' shape!
• Edd: What a sight to see.
• Rolf: Ja, ja!
• Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes, you can see a lot from a train. Next time though, go with Stacy or Harry.
• Matt: Ok.
• Ed: Don't forget me! I, Ed give fun tours! Like the time I gave Plank's mommy and daddy a tour! *suddenly remembers* Poor Plank's mommy and daddy! *sobs*
• Matt: Plank has parents?
• Edd: Well, 'had' is the word nowadays, I'm afraid, Matt.
• Tanya: What do you mean...had?
• Ed: *sniffles* [sadly] I will tell you the story, kids. (screen pixelates us to the flashback story, "Postcards From the Ed")
• Ed [narrating; sadly]: And so...*sniffles* I was Ed the Mummy and had just sneezed when Jonny came to us with...Mr. and Mrs. Plank...*sobs*
• Jonny: Ed, Edd and Eddy, I'd like you to meet Plank's mom...and his dad. (voice only) They're visiting from out of town.
• (After Story)
• Sarah: Trust Fish-face to mess things up...always!
• Jimmy: Plank's parents were...MUTILATED! Hold me, Sarah! *cries*
• Rolf: Rolf has heard stories of his past relatives that have suffered accidents fatal or near fatal too!
• Edd: Rolf-! Rest assured, Jimmy, when traveling it's important to exercise safety, trust within your guide and always know your way about.
• Matt: Edd's right. And you were right to warn us, Mr. Conductor.
• Tanya: We just wanted to explore.
• Mr. Conductor: I know. Everyone likes to do that now and then. Even the engines on the Island of Sodor. But you can't always be sure of what's going to happen. Like the time Percy was working on the harbor. (blows whistle and "Percy Takes the Plunge" begins)
• (After Story)
• Tanya: But that was the freight cars' fault.
• Mr. Conductor: Not really. Percy should have known better than to trust them. He should have thought twice before deciding to go exploring out there.

Episode 19: Things That Go Ga-Hooga In The Night

Notes

• Thomas Story told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Rolf

Thomas Stories

1. Percy's Ghostly Trick
2. Woolly Bear

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• An Ed in the Bush (Rolf's Story about the time he and the Urban Rangers went camping and Eddy led the other 2 Eds into frightening them)

Quotes

Quote 1

• (quotes coming soon)

Quote 2

• (after "Woolly Bear")
• Mr. Conductor: Percy was quite a sight. It was good it was daytime. At night I don't know what they would have made of him. Now go to sleep.
• Rolf: Not yet, Mr. C. For Rolf has a scary tale to tell everyone.
• Jonny: Ooooh..... Another ghost story, huh Plank?!
• Jimmy (frightened): Oh, no! I can't bear to listen to another ghost story!
• Edd: Relax, Jimmy. Chin up, fine fellow.
• Eddy (unenthusiastically): Oh, great! What story would that be?
• Rolf: The story when the Ed boys tried frightening Rolf and the Urban Rangers while camping in the woods!
• Ed (frightened): BELLY BUTTON EATER!!!!
• Matt: You guys went camping?
• Rolf: Indeed we did, young Matt. You see, the Urban Rangers were prepping for our camping trip to the woods.... *screen pixelates to "An Ed In A Bush"* .... when the Ed boys were finished playing.

Episode 20: Is This The End?

Notes

• Thomas Story told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy and Rolf
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Rolf

Thomas Stories

1. Saved From Scrap
2. A New Friend for Thomas

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Rambling Ed (Rolf's story about the time the Eds crashed at his home)

Episode 21: 'Tis A Gift

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Kevin, Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Nazz, Sarah, Jimmy and the Kanker Sisters
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Ed, Edd and Eddy

Thomas Stories

1. Terence the Tractor
2. Thomas' Christmas Party

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Ed Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle (The Eds' story about when Eddy tried to forsake his family in gain of better Christmas presents)

Trivia

• The Kanker Sisters are introduced to the series in this special.
• Since this special centers around a Holiday along with the episodes, Scare Dares, He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, Billy's Party, Bad Luck Day at Shining Time Station, Mr. Conductor's Fourth of July and The Joke's on Schemer, all characters from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy are present.
• This is the Season 1 Finale

Episode 22: Scare Dares

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Jonny, Plank, Sarah, Jimmy, Nazz and The Kankers
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Eddy

Thomas Stories

1. Percy's Ghostly Trick
2. Thomas, Percy and the Dragon

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Honor Thy Ed (Eddy's Story about the time Kevin dared him to go into a haunted house.)

Quotes

• Dan: But, Mr. Conductor, people won't like me if they know I'm afraid.
• Mr. Conductor: Well, I like you.
• Dan: And I like you too, Mr. Conductor. And Ed, Edd and all their friends from the cul-de-sac.
• Mr. Conductor: I was afraid of you and Kara until I got to know you.
• Edd: In fact, Dan, when Mr. Conductor and I made our first point of contact, I was startled to see a small figure just appear out of nowhere. But we quickly became friends!
• Mr. Conductor: That's right. We all get scared of people who are new to us sometimes.
• Dan: But you don't have to be afraid of me.
• Ed: Like monsters and motor-cars?
• Mr. Conductor: I don't have to be and I'm not. But I was. Hey, if you wanna hear something really scary, listen to this. (blows on his bagpipes producing scary music.)
• (Dan covers his ears)
• Edd (in unison): Goodness Gracious! What noise!
• Ed: What a pest!

Trivia

• This is the First episode of Season 2.

Episode 23: Oh, What A Tangled Web

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny, Plank, Rolf, Kevin and Nazz
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Rolf

Thomas Stories

1. Diesel's Devious Deed
2. No Joke for James

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Eds-Aggerate (Edd's story about the time Eddy broke Kevin's window and how his lie led to the other kids looking for "Mucky Boys")

Quotes

• (Mr. Conductor appears with feathers on him)
• Ed: Mr. C is back, guys!
• Eddy (sarcastically): Boy, aren't we lucky?
• Kara: Oh, hello, Mr. Conductor. Did you have a good time at the boat race?
• Mr. Conductor: No, I didn't! I never got my boat into the water! The swans all chased me away. They said it was a "Swans Only" race! Say, have you talked to Billy and Stacy yet?
• Dan: No, not yet.
• Edd: Kids, sooner or later, Billy and Stacy WILL have to know.
• Mr. Conductor: Schemer, could you roll over please?
• (A sleeping Schemer does so)
• Jonny: How do you like that, Plank? He doesn't even know who's talking to him!
• Kevin: You got guts, Mr. C.
• Rolf: Ja ja! Just as it takes guts for one to tell the truth! IT is what it takes to be a man!
• Sarah: Too bad Fishface couldn't fess up when his lie had us looking for "Mucky Boys".
• Kara: Mucky Boys?
• Dan: What are they?
• Eddy: *to himself* Oh, great...*out loud* Uh, they're nothing, ok?!
• Edd: Eddy-! Lying to cover up another lie is even worse.
• Ed: And not fresh linen!
• Edd: *ahem* You see, kids. My fellows and I were testing a ride for our Theme park scam...*in unison, we transition to "Eds-Aggerate")
• Edd (narrating): Unfortunately, Eddy wasn't very pleased with the chair I had selected.
• Eddy: This chair stinks! *grunting*
• Edd (narrating): So he demanded another chair more comfortable.
• Edd: You're tempering with the laws of weight and balance, Eddy!
• (After story)
• Jimmy: Boy, I'm glad I wasn't in any of their shoes.
• Edd: Rest assured, Jimmy. I wasn't happy going along with a lie and Ed merely went along for the fun of said "Mucky Boys".
• Ed: 'Cuz I'm simple!
• Dan: But how can we tell Aunt Stacy and Billy?
• Kara: We don't want them to find out.
• Mr. Conductor: Well, they'll find out anyway. Just like what happened to James.
• Jonny: Oooo...James must have did something bad, didn't he, Mr. Conductor?
• Dan: Who's James?
• Mr. Conductor: Surely, you remember James. He's a bright red engine. He thinks he's the brightest and best on the Island of Sodor.
• Kevin: Sounds like you, huh, Dorky?
• Eddy: Hey-! How about I stick my foot right-
• Edd: Eddy-! Not in front of the kids!
• Eddy: *groan*
• Edd: You were saying, Mr. Conductor? About James?
• Mr. Conductor: Thank you, Edd. Let me explain. (blows whistle and "No Joke for James" begins)

Episode 24: The Magic is Believing

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy and Rolf
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Rolf

Thomas Stories

1. Old Iron
2. Edward's Exploit

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Oath to an Ed (Rolf's Story about when the Eds took various tests in order to join his beloved Urban Rangers, but made him so furious he never gave the Eds a chance to join his Rangers again.)

Quotes

Quote 1

• (Timmy enters the station)
• Mr. Conductor: Hello, Timmy!
• Timmy: Hey, Mr. C!
• Eddy: You know this kid, Mr. C?
• Mr. Conductor: Indeed, I do. Kids, Eds, this is my friend from Dimmsdale, California.
• Ed: Boy, that's pretty far.
• Timmy: Timmy Turner! So who are you guys?
• Dan: I'm Dan.
• Kara; My name's Kara.
• Becky: I'm Becky.
• Eddy: (Bored) I'm Eddy.
• Ed: Hello, my name is Ed. *laughs*
• Edd: Eddward, Double-D.
• Rolf: I am Rolf!
• Eddy: Man that tooth is a little too big for his mouth.
• Timmy: (offended) Hey!
• Edd: Eddy, please remain silent and show our new friend, Timmy some respect.
• Eddy: *groans*
• Ed: Ha ha ha! Naughty naughty! You watch yourself, mister!
• Edd: I'm afraid that goes for you too, Ed.
• Ed: *moans*
• Edd: Pardon Ed and Eddy, but it is a pleasure to meet you, Timmy.
• Timmy: Nice to meet you, too, Eddward. You seem quite nice.
• Edd: Bless you, Timmy.
• Timmy: After all, I have another friend named Edward.
• Ed: The blue choo-choo?
• Timmy: Exactly, Ed.
• Eddy: Wait, you actually live on the Island Of Sodor?
• Timmy: Well, not exactly, but I do visit there a lot. I actually have a summer job working here doing work for Mr. Conductor.
• Eddy: So you actually get paid working here?!
• Timmy: Heck, no! I work here because I love to help people.
• Eddy: What kind of goody-goody works for that reason?!
• Edd: Eddy...
• Eddy: (To himself, mocking Edd) Eddy....
• Becky: So, what's your neighborhood like Timmy?
• Timmy: Well, I have unnamed parents and great friends. Also, there are a lot of girls in school that think I am a weird-looking dork, an evil Babysitter named Vicky, an evil teacher named Mr. Denzel Crocker, and some bullies like Francis.
• Rolf: Ho ho! Rolf could someday aid you into conquering these troublesome miscreants and wicked no-good evildoers. Feast your eyes on Rolf's muscles! (Rolf shows Timmy his muscles)
• Timmy: Whoa-hoa! I bet Mr. Crocker, Vicky, and Francis will run away from YOU, Rolf.
• Becky: And I don't get it, Timmy. Why would girls think that you are a weird-looking dork? I think you are very nice and sweet.
• Timmy: Aw thanks, Becky.

Quote 2

• Kara: Mr. Conductor, can you do us a big favor?
• Mr. Conductor: What would that be?
• Kara: Well, Mr. Magic sorta messes up his act.
• Ed: Like report cards?!
• Edd: Ed, hush.
• Ed: Sorry Double-D.
• Becky: Could you help him with some of your own magic?
• Mr. Conductor: Becky, I'm surprised at you! Have faith in him. If you believe he can do it, he can do it.
• Timmy: And plus, it's against the rules of magic to use it to help somebody succeed, especially to win a competition.
• Mr. Conductor: My friend, Timmy has an exact point.
• Timmy: Thanks, Mr. Conductor. And by the way, Mr. Conductor also has a point. If you believe really hard in somebody without magic, that person will definitely succeed. Right, Mr. Conductor?
• Mr. Conductor: You're absolutely correct, Timmy. Remember what happened to Edward?
• Becky: The train engine?
• Mr. Conductor: Exactly! If you believe in somebody, believe in them all the way.
• Becky: I want to hear another story about Edward.
• Ed: Me, too! I love the little old choo-choo! *laughs".
• Timmy: So, do you have one, Mr. Conductor?
• Mr. Conductor: Well, it just so happens, I HAVE one. (Blows whistle and "Edward's Exploit" begins)
• (After story)
• Kara: That's good for Edward--.
• Eddy: BORING!!!!
• Edd: Eddy, like I said earlier, please show respect to Timmy our guest.
• Rolf: Ho ho! Now the puny little Ed boy wants to hear the time he and the other no-good Ed boys tried to join the Urban Rangers is what he is trying to tell Rolf!
• Eddy: Hey! I ain't puny! And I came so close to joining that group!
• Timmy: What exactly happened to Eddy? I'm game to hear.
• Rolf: Ho ho ho, kind little Timmy! It all started right after the Ed boys fell from a berry tree.... (screen pixelates to "Oath To An Ed") We were doing our duties when the little Ed boy wanted to join us with his other Ed boys.

Quote 3

• Timmy: Well, I gotta hit it to the Island and congratulate Edward. And then I'm going to head home to Dimmsdale, because yet again, (sighs) I have another full month of Mr. Crocker's stupid pop-quizzes.

• Ed: *cries* PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US, LITTLE BUDDY!!!! *cries*
• Timmy: Aw don't worry, Ed. I'll be coming back to work soon.
• Becky: You mean your summer job?
• Timmy: Totally..... if Mr. Crocker doesn't give me stupid summer school!!!!
• Dan: Why summer school?
• Timmy: Because Mr. Crocker gives F's deliberately.... even if I got 'em all correct!
• Eddy: Harsh. (in his mind) Yawn! Who cares?!
• Rolf: Do not worry, little Timmy. Rolf will aid you into banishing this F-giving evil Crocker-teacher from your school!
• Timmy: You will, Rolf?!
• Rolf: Ja, Ja! Rolf will also punish the one you call Vicky and your mighty little trouble-making boys.
• Timmy: Great! Then you're welcome to help me with my problems.
• Rolf: Agreed! *shake hands*
• Timmy: Can I take pictures of you guys?
• Edd: Sure.
• Ed: I want to be in a picture! *laughs*
• Eddy: Count me in, Twerper.....but it'll cost you a quarter to have me in your photo...or a quarter to take a photo of me period!
• Edd: Eddy, respect.
• Timmy: Yeah! You can either let me take pictures of you with your friends NO CHARGE or you can be OUT of the pictures!
• Eddy: *groans* Fine! Forget it! No cash! No flash!
• (Timmy takes pictures with his iPhone)
• Timmy: (To himself) So, Rolf are you ready?
• Rolf: Ready when you are, little Timmy!
• Mr. Conductor: I'm ready when you are, Timmy!
• Ed: ROLF! NOT YOU TOO--!
• (Eddy flicks Ed in the face)
• Ed: OOF!
• Timmy: Bye guys--! *phone buzzes* Wait, hold on a sec! *whips his iPhone out of his pocket and sees the text, and found out that he, the cul-de-sac kids, and the regular gang were accepted in NASCAR Team Fastex school starting in September* SWEET!
• Ed: Like potato salad?!
• Timmy: Before me and Rolf hit it to Dimmsdale, attention all cul-de-sac kids! You all WILL be seeing me in September! Why? I got a text saying we were accepted in Team Fastex NASCAR school! We are gonna be schoolmates and future NASCAR Winston Cup Series drivers for Team Fastex! (in his mind) HA HA! Take that, Crockpot! I don't need your false grades anymore! I'm in a REAL school.... about what I like most of all! WHOO! NASCAR Winston Cup Series, here I come! (foreshadowing the "NASCAR 2000 Fantasy Edition" wiki-series")
• Everyone (except Eddy): *cheers loudly*
• Timmy: Bye, guys! And cul-de-sac kids, see you in September at Team Fastex Headquarters at Big River Raceway!
• All But Rolf and Eddy: Bye, Timmy!!!!
• Timmy: Mr. C? Would you do the honors?
• Mr. Conductor: Absolutely! Here goes! (All 3 vanish in Mr. Conductor's cloud of gold dust)

• Ed: Timmy Turner said his work here was done.

• Eddy: Ed, give it a break will ya?!

Trivia

• Timmy Turner from the "Fairly OddParents" guest stars in this episode, and returns in "Mr. Conductor & Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales With Friends".
• In this episode, Timmy reveals that the cul-de-sac kids will be schoolmates with him in Team Fastex NASCAR School beginning that September, learning and training to become NASCAR Winston Cup Series drivers for Team Fastex. (foreshadowing the "NASCAR 2000 Fantasy Edition" wiki-series).
• Timmy never mentioned that he had Fairy godparents throughout the whole episode.

Episode 25: Win, Lose Or Draw

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy, Kevin, Plank and Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Stories

1. Double Trouble
2. Gordon and the Famous Visitor

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Ready, Set...Ed! (Kevin's story about the time he broke a world record and Eddy tried to outdo him)

Quotes

• Kevin: Relax, kid. Using a convincing drawing done by magic will make you a shoe-in. At least it isn't as pathetic as the time Dorky thought he could break a world record.
• Becky: Dorky? You mean Eddy? What happened?
• Kevin: Let me fill you in. I was breaking a record of my own where my audience was watching. (as Kevin spoke, the screen pixelated back to "Ready, Set...Ed!" where the flashback story began) and I had just set a new record.
• Edd: It must be 32 feet in length
• Jonny: 32 feet! A new record!

Episode 26: Sweet & Sour

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Sarah and Jimmy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Stories

1. Donald and Douglas
2. The Deputation

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• My Fair Ed (Edd's story about the time he turned Ed and Eddy into polite children, but they took it too far)

Episode 27: Achoo!

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Ed

Thomas Stories

1. Trust Thomas
2. Whistles and Sneezes

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Flea Bitten Ed (Ed's story about when he got an allergic reaction to rabbits)

Quotes

• Mr. Conductor: Henry went home hoping that next time he saw Gordon and the boys, they would've learned not to be so mean. (screen fills up with steam returning us to Shining Time Station)
• Mr. Conductor: Sometimes a sneeze can come in handy.
• Ed: My turn!
• Eddy: Aw, c'mon! Another story? Is this storytime?!
• Ed: You bet it is, Mister! I remember the time we were cleaning Rolf's furry friends (Screen pixlates back to "Flea Bitten Ed"), I was counting the bunnies for Double-D when....
• Ed: I'm stumped! (laughs) *sniffs* Ahh, AAAAAAAHHHHHCCCCHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
• Edd: Ed, are you catching a cold? Colds are very contagious, and I'd be so peeved if I caught your cold!
• Ed: I feel funny. (sneezes) I sneezed.

Episode 28: A Dog's Life

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Kevin, Rolf, Sarah, Jimmy, Nazz, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Ed

Thomas Stories

1. James in a Mess
2. The Trouble with Mud

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Who's Minding the Ed? (Ed's story about when he was given the task of looking after Rolf's animals)

Quotes

Quote 1

• Billy (petting Grainger, Ginny's dog): That's a good dog...good dog...
• (The kids, Ed, Edd and cul-de-sac gang arrive)
• Dan: Hey, Aunt Stacy wasn't fooling! Schemer and Eddy did get a dog!
• Edd (nervously; in his mind): Oh, d-d-d-d-dear...! A d-d-d-dog...?
• Ed: Aw, can I play with him, Double-D?
• Nazz: He looks like a nice dog!
• Kara: And isn't he cute?
• Ed: Let's feed him!
• Rolf: Ja, ja!
• Billy: Hold it! There's a sign around here somewhere. Anyone see it?
• (The kids point to the sign behind him)
• Kara: It's right there, Billy. Sign says "Beware of Dog"
• Billy: Ah, that'll be a good sign to read before you go...charging into any strange dog.
• Dan: You think we could, um...pet him?
• Billy: I don't know...he looks pretty ferocious to me.
• Edd (nervously): I-I-I s-s-second that...B-B-B-Billy.
• Kara: What's wrong, Edd?
• Edd (nervously): Oh, p-p-p-pardon me, Kara, It's just...I d-d-d-don't do so w-w-w-well around...dogs...not since the time a dog bit and attacked me! (referring to the EENE episode, "Read All About Ed")
• (Dan, Becky and Kara gasp)
• Dan: A dog ATTACKED you, Edd?!
• Edd: I'm afraid so. It happened from a newspaper scam idea that Eddy got Ed and I involved in!
• Ed: Double-D tried to save me from the evil fence I was caught on by my new pants, but the evil, ferocious guard dog DISTRACTED him!
• (The kids gasp)
• Becky: That's terrible!
• Nazz: Aw, don't be scared, Double-D. I'm sure he's a friendly dog!
• Jonny: C'mon, Billy! Can we pet him?!
• Billy: Don't know about that, Jonny. He might....he might....mind you he might, uh, lick your hand! Go ahead!
• (The kids gather around Grainger)
• (Schemer and Eddy enter the station)
• Eddy: Time to check up on our guard dog.
• Schemer: Hey! How's our little pooch?
• (Grainger suddenly begins barking loudly)
• (Schemer and Eddy jump and back away)
• Edd: *exclaims and jumps back in fright* Oh my!
• Schemer: Jeesh!
• Eddy: What's with that mutt?!
• Schemer: Now is that ANY way to treat his masters?
• Billy: Respect works both ways.
• Schemer: Alright, I'll show him respect. (gets a nickel from his nickel changer) Here's a nickel.
• (Grainger barks off-screen)
• Edd: *shouts*
• Schemer: Now why did he do that?!
• Eddy: A little help here, Sockhead?
• Edd: D-d-don't l-l-l-look at m-m-m-m-me, Ed-de-de-de-de-dy! I'm n-n-n-no d-d-d-dog p-p-p-person....!
• Eddy: Man, you sound like a broken record, Double-D! Geez! Two-tails! (referring to Billy) What's with this dog's constant yaps?!
• Billy: I don't know, maybe because you tied him up and didn't take him for a walk? You didn't feed him! You didn't clean up after him?!
• Schemer: Anything else?
• Billy (voice only): You didn't play with him!
• Rolf: Ja, ja! Rolf has many pets which come with HUGE responsibility! You, nincompoops must learn MUCH of what it takes to gain the respect of a pet!
• Eddy: Fat chance!
• Schemer: In that case...alright...Schemer and Schemer Jr. (referring to Eddy) have just made a MAJOR business decision...due to the unprecendented success of "Schemer and Schemer Jr's SUPER Safety Security System"...We are now going to give you kids, LISTEN UP. I am now going to give you that dog for the absolutely low price of free!
• Eddy: No profit?!

Quote 2

• Ed: Our furry little friend reminds me of when I, Ed was responsible for the furry friends of Rolf!
• Eddy (unamused): Here we go...
• Ed: It is to laugh. I remember it as though it happened 5th Season (flashes back to "Who's Minding the Ed?" and begins telling the story)
• (After Story)
• Kara: You have a...strange way of looking after animals, Ed.
• Eddy: I got a cramp listening to that story.
• Grainger: *barking*
• (Edd jumps at the barking in unison)
• Ed: Aw, look he liked my story!
• Edd (nervously): I-I-I j-j-just w-w-w-wish G-G-G-Grainger w-w-w-wouldn't b-b-b-b-bark s-s-s-so...l-l-l-loud and s-s-s-s-sudden...!
• Eddy: Ah! Quit blubberin' and being a baby, Sockhead! It's just a stupid mutt! Grow up!
• Edd (scared): Me?! Grow up?! Can't you see I am afraid of dogs, Eddy?! I still have dog-phobia from the time you forced us to deliever an excessive amount of newspapers!
• Eddy: Cry me a river, Sockhead! You're even afraid to squash a little bug! "Hey look! I'm Double-D! I'm scared of dogs! They're gonna bite me! Somebody call the vet!" *laughs at Edd, and Edd cries and Becky hugs Edd to comfort him*
• Kevin (angrily): *punches Eddy and Eddy exclaims "OW!"* Can it, Rin-Tin Dork! Have some respect!
• Eddy (voice only): I'm hurt now!

Quote 3

• Mr. Conductor: Gordon found out it's really much easier to get your work done when things are clean and in order. Wouldn't you agree?
• Dog: *barks*
• Mr. Conductor: What was that?
• Dog: *barks*
• Mr. Conductor: Well why didn't you tell them that?
• Stacy: Wow that's amazing, Mr. Conductor. I didn't know you understood, dog.
• Edd (shivering nervously): Me n-n-n-neither.
• Mr. Conductor: Of course I do! I can speak any language from elephant to parakeet. You have to careful with parakeets. They try to bend the truth, just to make what they say rhyme.
• Ed: Ooh! Does it mean we get to make the dog talk with our voices to make a movie?! (foreshadowing the "Homeward Bound 2 Fantasy Crossover Edition" wiki)

Trivia

• Edd was afraid of Ginny's dog throughout the entire episode because of his dog-phobia suffered from Eddy's newspaper scam.
• One of Ed's quotes in the episode is a foreshadowing of the "Homeward Bound 2 Fantasy Crossover Edition" wiki (http://homeward-bound-2-fantasy-crossover-edition.wikia.com/wiki/Homeward_Bound_2_Fantasy_Crossover_Edition_Wiki)

Episode 29: Field Day

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Kevin, Sarah, Jimmy, Nazz and the Kanker Sisters
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Stories

1. Percy Proves a Point
2. Thomas and Bertie's Great Race

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Tight End Ed (Edd's story about when he and the others were on a football team and Ed was a mascot)

Quotes

• Tanya: Do you think we'll be friends with the Snarlyville Slashers after the game?
• Matt: Maybe if Schemer will let us.
• Edd: There's a hopeful chance, kids.
• Kevin: You can say that again, Double-D. We never even made friends with the Lemon Brook Lumpers in our big game between our school's team and theirs!
• Kara: Rivals?
• Dan: Lemon Brook Lumpers?
• Becky: What were they like?
• Matt: How did the game go?
• Edd: You see, kids. (transition to "Tight End Ed") [narrating] We were practicing for our upcoming game...
• Kevin: Alright! Listen up, you maggots! Tonight we're playing against our rival school...The Lemon Brook Lumpers!
• (After story)
• Kevin: If you guys had played serious, the other team wouldn't have won!
• Ed: I played a good mascot, didn't I, Double-D?!
• Edd: Of course, Ed. A much better one than Eddy I might add considering the Lemon Brook Lumpers dubbed him as THEIR own mascot.
• Kevin: Not Peach Creek Jr High's finest hour.

Episode 30: Wrong Track

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy, Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Kevin, Nazz, Sarah and Jimmy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Sarah

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas Saves the Day
2. Down the Mine

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Brother, Can you Spare an Ed? (Sarah's Story about the time when Eddy got carried away to manipulating Ed into buying themselves jawbreakers instead of fudge for her and Jimmy.)

Quotes

• Edd: Mr. Conductor's right, Becky. All people get carried away sometimes.
• Becky: But Edd, Dan and Kara will hate me forever if I tell the truth.
• Sarah: That's just a bunch of crazy nonsense, Becky! Dan and Kara will still love you even if you tell the truth to what you did.
• Edd: I bet they will understand, Sarah.
• Sarah: Yeah, at least you weren't as carried away as that shrimpy horsehead.
• Becky: Shrimpy horsehead? You mean Eddy?
• Sarah: You got that right, Becky! I wanted to beat the living daylights out of Eddy myself after what he did to me and Jimmy not too long ago!
• Becky: What did he get carried away with?
• Sarah: Well, it all started when me and Jimmy went to get Ed's attention. (Screen pixels to "Brother, Can You Spare An Ed") I finally got Ed's attention, when that imbecile, Eddy screamed at me through his megaphone.
• Sarah: Listen to me, you idiot! I want you to--
• Eddy: Get lost, twerp! Ed's working.
• Sarah: Buzz off, Eddy!!!!
• (After Flashback Story)
• Sarah: And after that, the no-neck fathead will learn better than to spend my allowance money. And gimme gimme never gets.
• Eddy: (In the distance) Did someone just call me a fathead?!!!!
• Sarah: (sighs) I'll take care of this.... (leaves station and beats Eddy up)

Episode 31: Washout

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told Eddy

Thomas Stories

1. Bertie's Chase
2. Percy's Promise

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Don't Rain on my Ed (Eddy's story about the time he, Ed and Edd raced to the candy store for free jawbreakers, but encountered obstacles along the way)

Quotes

• Eddy: (shivering) Man, I hate thunderstorms!
• Ed: (Shivering) Flashlight.... g-g-good w-w-warm.... (teeth chatter)
• Edd: I hope J.B King Esquire cancels all trains on the Indian Valley Railway. This weather is quite horrendous.
• Stacy: Oh, don't worry, kids, everything is going to be all right.
• Jimmy: Sarah, hold me... (crying)
• Eddy: Man, this is definitely worse than when I failed to collect free jawbreakers.
• Becky: When was that, Eddy?
• Eddy: Well... (Screen pixelates to "Don't Rain On My Ed") I was counting the moola in my jar when Nazz got my attention.
• Eddy: Hey! how about I stick my foot right-- HELLO!
• Nazz: What's with the styling clothes, Eddy?

Episode 32: Crackpot

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Ed

Thomas Stories

1. Woolly Bear
2. Henry's Forest

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• It Came from Outer Ed (Ed's story about when he planned a scam of his own and tore Jimmy's stuffed bunny to shreds)

Quotes

• Kara: I'm sorry. Next time you tell me not to touch something, I promise I won't do it.
• Stacy: Apology accepted.
• Edd: And believe it or not, sometimes not knowing what you're doing and being careless at the same time could lead you in serious trouble.
• Eddy: Yeah, like the stupid Kankers! They could care squat about breaking my stuff!
• Edd: But the Kankers weren't a part of this, Eddy.
• Eddy: So what?!
• Jimmy: Never mind those wackadoos, Kara. I never touch something that I'm not supposed to. I'm glad you apologized to Stacy.
• Ed: This careless talk reminds me of when I, Ed planned a scam. (giggles)
• Eddy: Really, Lumpy?!
• Jimmy: DON'T TELL ME IT WAS THE TIME YOU TORE APART MR. YUM YUM!!!!!
• Kara: Mr. Yum Yum?
• Edd: You see Kara, Mr. Yum Yum was Jimmy's new stuffed bunny, and when Ed planned his scam--
• Eddy: Yawn!
• Edd: Eddy, manners please. Thank you.
• Ed: And so it went! (Screen pixelates to "It Came From Outer Ed") I just gave Double-D his first aid, when I thought of a scam!
• Edd: No first aid! Stop!!!!

Episode 33: Yabba, Yabba, Yabba

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Sarah, and Jimmy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Johnny

Thomas Stories

1. Pop Goes the Diesel
2. Diesel Does It Again

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• The Ed-Touchables (Johnny's Story about when he was accused of stealing others' stuff)

Quotes

Quote 1

• *quotes coming soon*

Quote 2

• *quotes coming soon*

Episode 34: Nickel In A Pickle

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny, Plank and Jimmy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Ed

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas Comes to Breakfast
2. Thomas Gets Bumped

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Floss Yer Ed (Ed's story about when he had a loose tooth and Eddy was determined to make it come out for gain of money.)

Quotes

• Kara: Schemer fell down over there and hurt his foot.
• Mr. Conductor: Oooo...hurt himself again?
• Edd: I'm afraid so, Mr. Conductor.
• Ed: Boy, poor Eddy Senior's accidents remind me of when I, Ed suffered pain too!
• Becky: You mean you had accidents like Schemer's?!
• Edd: Unfortunately, yes, Becky. Eddy even played a part too.
• Dan: Eddy?! Hurt Ed?
• Eddy: C'mon, it was for a good reason!
• Edd: Reason or not, as a friend you should have had patience, Mister!
• Kara: What did Eddy do anyway?
• Ed: Do not waylay yourself, kids. For I will share with you all my tale! (transition to "Floss Yer Ed") [narrating] And so, Jonny had given us coconuts...
• Ed: Can I shave them?
• Edd: Dear, Ed. You don't shave coconuts. You eat them!
• Ed: Like report cards?
• (After Story)
• Kara: Remind me never to go near Eddy with a loose tooth.
• Eddy: *growls*
• Edd: Accidents are one thing, purposely causing an accident is quite another!
• Mr. Conductor: I think so, Edd. Or even accidentally getting into an accident because something tells me Schemer brings this on himself.

Episode 35: Stop The Press!

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Eddy

Thomas Stories

1. Percy Proves a Point
2. A Big Day for Thomas

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Truth or Ed (Eddy's Story about the time he printed false stories in his school's newspaper)

Episode 36: He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Jimmy, Sarah, Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Kevin, Nazz and The Kanker Sisters
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Story

1. Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• An Ed Too Many (Edd's story about the time he gave Sarah a flower and she fell in love with him)

Episode 37: Double Trouble

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Jonny,Plank, Sarah, Jimmy, Nazz and the Kanker Sisters.
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Jimmy

Thomas Stories

1. The Diseasel
2. Donald's Duck

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Here's Mud in your Ed (Jimmy's story about when he and Rolf tricked Eddy into buying a faulty seed after Eddy tricked Jimmy out of his money)

Quotes

• Mr. Conductor: The only way to catch a trickster is to use trickery.
• Jimmy: And the best way to trick a trickster is trick them back! *giggles* I remember that time when Eddy scammed me out of my money...
• Eddy: Here we go...
• Jimmy: I was (flashes back to "Here's Mud in your Ed" and proceeds to telling the story) crying on the sidewalk when Rolf and his piggy, Wilfred showed up.

Trivia

• In this episode, The Kankers work with Mr. Conductor's Double in making trouble for the inspection.

Episode 38: Is Anybody There?

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Nazz, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny, Plank and the Kanker Sisters
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Johnny

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas Goes Fishing
2. A Scarf for Percy

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Urban Ed (Johnny's story about the time Plank ran loose in the Eds' cardboard city)

Quotes

• Kara: Can't you tell we're all sad and disappointed?
• Jonny: Boy, I'll say. It's even worse than that time Eddy's cardboard city drove Plank away from me!
• Eddy: My city scam! Jawbreakers would have been mine if it wasn't for you, Baldy!
• Edd: Eddy, Jonny was merely concerned for his friend.
• Dan: How does a piece of wood even run away like that?
• Jonny: Let's tell them, buddy. (transition to "Urban Ed")
• (After story)
• Kara: Oh, Schemer's cancelled radio show IS worse than that.
• Mr. Conductor: Well, cheer up! I'm sure it can't be as bad as what happened to Percy. (blows whistle and "A Scarf for Percy" begins)

Episode 39: Do I Hear?

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Johnny

Thomas Stories

1. Mavis
2. Toby's Tightrope

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Robbin' Ed (Jonny's story about when he foiled Eddy's scam as Captain Melonhead to return the money to the kids who purchased a "thing-a-ma-jig", infuriating Eddy so much that he became Professor Scam to get revenge.)

Episode 40: Jingle, Jingle, Jingle

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Sarah, Nazz, Jimmy, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Kevin

Thomas Stories

1. Time for Trouble
2. Trouble for Thomas

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Hands Across Ed (Kevin's Story about the time the Eds staged a telethon)

Episode 41: All's Fair

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Jonny, Plank, Nazz, Sarah, Jimmy and the Kanker Sisters
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Eddy

Thomas Story

1. Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Know It All Ed (Eddy's story about when he sold turkey basters as Canadian Squirt Guns.)

Trivia

• This is the Season 2 Finale

Episode 42: Becky Makes a Wish

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf and Jimmy
• Ed, Edd, n Eddy Flashback Story told by Jimmy

Thomas Story

1. All at Sea

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• One Size Fits Ed (Jimmy's story about the time he wished to be a star and Eddy fattened him up into a sumo wrestler)

Quotes

Quote 1

• Jimmy: Mr. Conductor's right, Becky. You should always be careful what you wish for. I learned to watch what I wish for when the Eds turned me into a sumo wrestler.
• Eddy: Oh yeah! I remember that! We could've been famous!
• Ed: Like hot dogs?
• Edd: Oh, boy...
• Becky: And how did that turn out?
• Jimmy: It all started when Sarah and I found a wishing well...(screen pixelates back to "One Size Fits Ed")
• Jimmy: Sarah, Come See!

Quote 2

• Edd: Oh dear! With the wishing star flying loose, Schemer and Stacy are now acting like each other!
• Eddy: Yap, Yap, Yap! Sockhead, I wish you could care less about every last detail that happens like Ed here.
• Ed: Because I'm simple!
• Edd: Well, Eddy, I wish you were as polite and civil as I.
• Ed: And I wish I was Eddy. His brother is so cool!
• (Just then the wishing star flew by and the three began acting different)
• Eddy: Goodness, Ed! Would you happen to have the time?
• Ed: Yeah, right, Shrimp! *laughs like Eddy*
• Edd: Buttered Toast!
• Eddy: I think we'd best set our watches for the inspection unless we want to fail.
• Ed: I ain't got time for no inspection! There's pigeons ripe for the plucking!
• Edd: Gravy! *runs off laughing*
• (Then Ed and Eddy walked away in different directions)
• Becky: Ed? Eddy? Eddward?
• Jimmy: Holy smoke! The wishing star has done the same to them!
• (Mr. Conductor appears, picks up his wishing star bag and disappears again)

Trivia

• Ed, Edd and Eddy are affected by the wishing star too when they each wish that one could be like the other which also follows the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode, "Mirror, Mirror, on the Ed".
• Rolf only appears during the Jukebox Band song, "Cielito Lindo".

Episode 43: Schemer Alone

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy, Kevin, Rolf, Jonny, Plank and Nazz
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Story

1. Percy, James and the Fruitful Day

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Keeping Up With The Eds (Edd's story about when he was given the task of mowing the lawn and Ed and Eddy's assistance caused trouble)

Quotes

Quote 1

• Dan: Aunt Stacy, If eveyone is doing all this work how come Schemer isn't helping?
• Edd: Indeed, Dan And our Eddy isn't doing his fair share either. Is he, Ed?
• Ed: Pass the mustard.
• Stacy: Oh, I think they're going to be busy enough today, you see their parents are going to Snarlyville overnight.
• Schemer: But Mommy, Mommy, c'mon but Mommy please, I already promised--! (Ms. Schemer chatters on phone)
• Eddy: (talking on his cellphone) But Mom, Pop! Please I don't want you to--! ( Eddy's parents chatter on phone) But I already promised to--! (Eddy's parents chatter on the phone)

Quote 2

• Schemer: Genius time!
• Eddy: Ho-ho!I heard the words, Schemer ol' pal! What's the plan?
• Schemer (whispering to Eddy): Watch and learn. (out loud for Dan, Becky, Sarah and Jimmy) Uh, Children, children, oh, children! Rush over here please to see Schemer.
• Eddy: And come over here to see Good Ol' Eddy!
• Schemer: Ah! Hello, children. Children, how would you like to play a game today?
• Jimmy: Games?
• Sarah: If this is some trick you and Eddy are up to--
• Eddy: Shhh...!
• Dan: What's the game called?
• Schemer: Well, I'm glad you asked. The name of the game is "Do Stuff For Schemer And Eddy", and here is how it works. There's a list of stuff here, you go to our houses and you do the stuff!
• Eddy: Whatta you say?
• Becky: Deal!
• Jimmy: Deal.
• Sarah (in an unenthusiastic tone): Deal.
• Dan: Deal.

Quote 3

• Stacy: UGH! I can't stand this. Have you seen what's going on out there?
• Billy: Ah, Schemer's got everyone working for him does he?
• Stacy: Yeah, him and Eddy. They've even got Ginny, Rolf and Jonny doing their laundry.
• Edd: Oh, Eddy, how wrong can you and Schemer be?
• Mr. Conductor: Sounds like a dirty job. And one that can end up badly for everyone. Doesn't it sort of remind you of James and Percy?
• Billy: I don't follow you on that one, Mr. Conductor. I can't see Percy writing an IOU.
• Ed: Silly Billy, choo-choos don't have hands.

Quote 4

• Dan: I forgot to help Aunt Stacy
• Edd: Responsibility is something that must be handled by one who knows they can handle it.
• Becky: What do you mean, Edd?
• Edd: Why, I remember a particular day when I was given the task of mowing the lawn...(screen pixelates back to Keeping Up with the Eds)
• Edd: Oh dear! Father wants me to mow the lawn! I detest mowing the lawn!

Trivia

• This is the first episode of Season 3.

Episode 44: Bully for Mr. Conductor

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy and Jimmy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Eddy

Thomas Story

1. Bulgy

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Your Ed Here (Eddy's story about the time Kevin blackmailed him into embarrassing himself in front of the others or he would reveal his middle name)

Quotes

Quote 1

• Becky: Don't let Buster push you around.
• Dan: He's bigger than me.
• Becky: So? Don't be afraid of him. He just wants to scare you.
• Edd: Becky's right. Buster may be bigger than you, but he's a regular person like all of us.
• Dan: He said he'd beat me up. I don't wanna get beaten up.
• Eddy: No worries, squirt. Ed here will take care of him. He's twice his size!
• Ed: I can't, Eddy.My mom says I can't fight people shorter than me.
• Eddy: *groan*
• Jimmy: I know. We should ask for help!
• Becky: Yeah. Let's go talk to Mr. King. He'll help us.

Quote 2

• Becky: I'm just going home.
• Jimmy: I'm with you, Becky. I don't wanna be here either when that big brute comes back.

Quote 3

• Dan: But Buster said he'd beat me up. I'm going to hide.
• Edd: Dan, hiding isn't the best way to solve your bully problem.
• Eddy: You can say that again, Sockhead. I couldn't even hide from my bully problem when that jerk, Kevin made me look stupid in front of everyone!
• Dan: What did Kevin do? It couldn't have been as bad as Buster beating me up.
• Eddy: Oh! It was worse, Dan!. It all started when I was minding my own business with a scam when Kevin spotted a wallet...(as Eddy said this, the screen slowly zoomed in on him and the flashback story began)

Quote 4

• Dan: Oh no, Mr. Conductor, he's mean. Stay away from him!
• Ed: Yeah, Mr. C, he'll turn you into chopped sushi!
• Edd: Ed, hush.
• Mr. Conductor: Maybe he'll listen to me.
• Dan: He picks on me because I'm small.
• Edd: Not only Dan, but he had the gall to assert himself towards us as well.
• Eddy: Quit being a bunch of chickens and show him what you're made of! I know I will!
• Edd: Eddy, with all due respect, if you were actually confident enough you'd have defended us from Buster earlier.
• Eddy: Yeah...well...I'm building myself up even more!
• Mr. Conductor: I'm sure if I gave Buster some advice, he'll cooperate.
• Dan: No, Mr. Conductor. You know what he did to us. If he picked on me for being small, then he'll really pick on you! You better hide too. Please!

Episode 45: Stacy Cleans Up

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Jonny, Plank, Nazz, Sarah, Jimmy and the Kankers
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Story

1. James Goes Buzz Buzz

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Cleanliness is next to Edness (Edd's story about the time when his bathroom was out of order and was in need of a shower)

Quotes

• Eddy: BLECH! This place reeks!
• Edd: The odor is quite foul.
• Ed: *Sniffing* Mmmm... I smell breakfast guys!
• Kids: Ewww....
• Eddy: Aw, c'mon Lumpy! Your odor is 10 times as worse as those dumb garbage bags!
• Ed: That's because I forgot to shower this morning Eddy.
• Eddy: Forgot? You forget every single day, monobrow!!!!
• Edd: You know kids, the smell of these garbage bags reminds me of the time I didn't take a shower.
• Becky: You mean even you forget to shower, Edd?
• Edd: Well I didn't actually forget to shower, Becky. You see, my parents did something to the bathroom in my house. Allow me to explain. (screen pixels to Edd's house)

Episode 46: Schemer's Robot

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Sarah and Jimmy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Rolf

Thomas Stories

1. Tenders and Turntables
2. Trouble in the Shed

Ed, Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Will Work For Ed (Rolf's story about the time Ed worked for him, but his progress was slow)

Episode 47: Billy Saves the Day

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny, Plank and Nazz
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Story

1. A New Friend for Thomas

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Too Smart for His Own Ed (Edd's story about the time he flunked the Spelling Bee in which Ed won and the other kids began going to help with him for help with their schoolwork instead.)

Quotes

Quote 1

• (Jackie Evancho enters the station)
• Stacy: Hiya, Jackie! Welcome back to Shining Time Station!
• Eddy: You know this blonde chick?
• Edd: Eddy, show women some respect. This happens to be THE Jackie Evancho who first performed on "America's Got Talent" as a young girl and has gone far since then. She is the most kindest, loving, caring, and honest human being in the entire world. (in his head) My.... she is.... BEAUTIFUL!!!! I've seen her on TV, but to meet her IN PERSON has more butterflies swarming in my stomach MUCH MORE than when I'd woo over Nazz... and my heart is already melting! She is THE ONE for me! *sighs happily*
• Eddy (in his mind / suspicious):*looks at Edd looking at Jackie, then back at Jackie, then back at Edd* Uh, oh! I have a bad feeling about this chick! (foreshadowing Jackie revealing the REAL him to Edd in the "Mr. Conductor & Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales With Friends" episode, "The Truth Comes Ed")
• Jackie: Yeah. I'm Jackie Evancho. I used to visit Shining Time Station and I know Stacy, Billy, Felix and others who either don't visit anymore or aren't here today. (reference to Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition) So who are you kids?
• Dan: I'm Dan.
• Becky: My name's Becky.
• Kara: And I'm Kara.
• Edd (nervously): J-J-Jackie, it's a p-p-pleasure to m-m-meet you. My name is...Edd...w-w-ward...
• Jackie (kindly): *shakes Edd's hand* Pleasure to meet you, too Eddward, I'm Jackie, Jackie Evancho. (in her mind / crushing on Edd) He's really handsome! He's unique...but that's what makes him handsome! ...I wonder if I can win his heart!
• Ed: Double-D must have a belly probe. He is talking weird!
• Nazz (whispering to Ed): He's just shy because he has certain feelings for her.
• Ed: Feel? Like a good scratch to an itch?!
• Kevin: Man, you're clueless. Anyway, name's Kevin, Jackie.
• Nazz: Hi, Jackie, I'm Nazz.
• Rolf: Hello! Rolf wishes to introduce himself!
• Jonny: My name's Johnny 2x4 and this is my buddy, Plank.
• Sarah: I'm Sarah and this is Jimmy.
• Jimmy: I've seen all your performances on TV! You're so talented!
• Ed: And I'm Ed!
• Jackie: You all seem like nice and interesting people.
• Eddy: Hey! Did you forget me?! Eddy?!
• Jackie: Well, almost everyone, but it's nice to meet you too, Eddy. (in her mind / about Eddy): Something's not sitting right with me about Eddy. From the tone and expression he's giving me, he doesn't sound nor look friendly at all.
• Stacy: What brings you back to town, Jackie?
• Jackie: I heard of the moonlight concert and thought I'd perform.

Quote 2

• Felix: Sounds to me like Billy has stage fright.
• Becky: You mean, do you think Billy's scared?
• Stacy: No, not scared Becky, shy to sing in front of people.
• Jackie: I always have a little stage fright, but I always use a secret method before I perform on a major stage. (referring to her penguin waddles to calm her nerves)
• Edd: It's quite common for one to be shy. Whether it's performing in front of many figures within an audience or the possibility of a miscalculation, but confidence and support help to go a long way.
• Ed: Boring!
• Eddy: Yeah, you bore us to death, Sockhead! Your advice is 2 words, Lame-O!
• Jackie (in her mind / in horror): *gasps in horror* How could he belittle and bully this cute, honest, loving kid like that?! Something is up with that temperous little guy, Eddy. He's insulting the boy I most adore (referring to Edd), and all this time, this Eddy was giving me dirty stares and looks if I am anywhere near Edd! I mean Ed doesn't know better, but Eddy is nasty, ESPECIALLY towards my Edd!
• Kevin: You'd know, Double-Dweeb, considering that time you flunked the Spelling Bee...and to Ed! Of all people!
• Jackie (in her head / worried): *gasps* Double-DWEEB?
• Ed: Oh, yeah. Dad was so proud!
• Edd: *gulps nervously* Oh...thank you for the reminder, Kevin. (in his head) Hopefully, this doesn't embarrass me in front of Jackie...! Who knows what I'll flunk in next?! (foreshadowing "The Weakest Link: Fantasy Edition")
• Becky: You, Edd? Lost in a Spelling Bee?
• Dan: Do you think the same could happen to Billy?
• Stacy: Oh, I sure hope not, Dan.
• Kara: What word could you have possibly spelled wrong, Edd?
• Jackie: Whatever it was, I'm sure it's understandable.
• Edd: (in his head) She's reassuring...ME?! No one has ever done that for me but HER! (out loud) Ahem, pardon me, Kara. Perhaps I'll begin to where this story started. (transition to "Too Smart for His Own Ed")

Quote 3

• Schemer: I don't know why people are getting excited over about this silly concert you know. I mean what's the deal about a bunch of people cheer for you?
• Eddy: Yeah, who cares about playing stupid music for people without receiving a single cent for jawbreakers?!
• Edd: *gasps* I am MOST astounded by you, Eddy and Schemer!
• Kevin: Yeah, don't be such a buzzkill, Dorky! You don't even have any talent like the no-class act you are! Your "talent" is scamming us for lousy quarters!
• Eddy: Hey! About stick my foot right--! *Sarah punches him in the face, and knocks him down* OW!
• Sarah: Shut up, Fishface! My stupid brother has more talent than YOU do!
• Eddy (muttering under his breath): Yeah, like Ed tearing apart the cul-de-sac playing his stupid violin!
• Sarah: WHAT WAS THAT, EDDY?!
• Eddy: Nothing.
• Sarah: I thought so, Horsehead!
• Jackie: You know, Billy. I am glad that you got over your stage fright, and you learned from all of us (in her head) Except Eddy. (out loud) to really take pride in yourself and show everyone your unique talent..... Like I do.
• Billy: Wait... you sing?
• Jackie (kindly): You never heard me before? Wait, I NEVER sung in Shining Time Station before while I was here with Rudy and Blossom. Well, how would you ALL like to hear MY talent, that I am going to perform for the Moonlight concert? *everyone agrees, except Eddy, who mumbled "Yeah whatever!" under his breath* *short intro to "Nessun Dorma" plays in the background*
• Jackie (singing): Nessun Dorma.... Nessun Dorma.... *everyone (except Eddy) gasps slowly in amazement* Tu pure o principessa, nel la tua fredda stanza....
• Edd (in his own thoughts / as Jackie sings beautifully / with tears in his eyes): Truly beautiful...I find myself even more in love with her, hearing her sing in person. I wonder if she feels the same way I feel about her.
• Jackie: *proceeds in singing "Nessun Dorma"*
• Rolf (as Jackie sings beautifully): *tears up as Jackie sings* (in his mind) The pretty blonde Evancho girl's beautiful singing touches Rolf as though Rolf has been reborn and experiencing a touch for the first time again!
• Kevin (as Jackie sings beautifully): *covers his face wiping the tears off his face, in awe of Jackie's voice* (in his mind) Man...this babe can sing! I...I can't tell her how AWESOME she sounds. I really can't! That's how good she is!
• Jimmy (in his thoughts / while Jackie sings beautifully): She sounds beautiful.... *cries in happy tears*
• (during the instrumental break)
• Eddy (in his own thoughts / as Jackie sings beautifully / jealous / as he sees Edd looking at Jackie): HMPH! That Jackie Ev-nobo girl BETTER NOT fall for Sockhead! I will MAKE SURE I keep that squeaky singer's hands off my brainiac!
• Jackie (singing / finishing the song): Delegua o notte! Tramontate stelle! Tramontate stelle.... all'alba vi...ncero!... Vincero!..... Vince... (holds note)...ro!!!! (instrumantal break) Vince (in a really high note) ro!..... "Nessun Dorma ends"
• (everyone cheers, applauds, cries, except Eddy who went "Meh. yeah whatever.")
• Stacy: Oh, that was great, Jackie!
• Kevin (tears in his eyes): That was so choice! Props to ya, Jackie!
• Nazz (tears in her eyes): You rock, Jackie! You're awesome!
• Jimmy (tears in his eyes): I can feel my heart beat...it says "I've been touched by an angel!"
• Sarah (tears in her eyes): I can feel my heart beat too, Jimmy! It feels the same!
• Rolf (tears in his eyes): You must sing for Rolf's future family reunion, she with the golden, angelic voice!
• Jonny (tears in his eyes): I feel it in me too, Buddy (referring to Plank). What's that, Plank? Hey, Jackie! Plank says, "You have a golden voice that heals everyone, and you brought tears to my eyes!"
• Ed (tears in his eyes): My eyes feel like pools...but cleaner! The pretty-voice girl just made my turtle cry! ("referring to the turtle from the EENE episode, "From Here To Ed")
• Edd (tears in his eyes): It TRULY was a brilliant rendition!
• Jackie: I'm so glad you all enjoyed it! (in her mind) ALMOST all of you that is. (referring to Eddy)
• Schemer (sarcastically): Yeah, that was REALLY great, Jackie. [feeling left out] I guess ya don't need us!
• Becky: Well, you could be in our band, you guys.
• Dan: Yeah, you and Schemee can come on stage with us.
• Nazz: The more the merrier!
• Schemee: But...we don't have any REAL instruments.
• Kara: Sure you do. Just find something you can shake.
• Dan (voice only): Yeah.
• Schemer and Schemee: Yeah...(both shake their coin changers)
• Schemer: That is music to my ears!
• Stacy: All right, everybody! Let's go to the concert!
• (Everybody cheers)
• Schemer: Borrow my shoes?
• Billy: Uh...no, no.
• (Everyone except the Eds and Jackie exit the station)
• Edd: We'll catch up with you all!
• Jackie: It was really nice to meet you, Eddward. I just wish I didn't have to leave you after today.
• Edd (nervously/sweating): I-i-it w-w-was n-n-nice m-m-m-m-meeting y-y-y-you t-t-too...J-J-Jackie...(nervous gulp) I w-w-wish the...s-s-same...
• Jackie: Aw, don't worry, Edd. Before I even met you today, my family and I have been planning on moving to Peach Creek where you live. It won't be for a few months since we still have the old house to sell and whatnot. (foreshadowing "Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales with Friends") But I WILL see we move to your cul-de-sac AND I PROMISE to visit you the day I arrive!
• Edd (nervously / sweating): R-r-r-really? Y-y-you m-m-m-mean it?!
• Jackie: Of course!
• Edd: Oh, a happy day it will be! P-p-pardon me, Jackie, but...
• Jackie: Yes, Edd? You can tell me.
• Edd (nervously/sweating): C-c-could I a-a-a-ask y-y-you for your ph-ph-ph-phone number a-a-and e-e-e-email ad...dress? T-t-to keep in...touch until then?
• Jackie: Of course, you can! ...But...I don't have any paper or anything.
• Edd: N-n-n-not a problem. I always keep a pen and sticky notes handy just in case. [reaches in his pocket and hands both said items to Jackie]
• (Jackie writes her phone number and e-mail address on a sticky note for Edd and gives it to him)
• Edd: Thank you, Jackie. Now, allow me to return the favor by giving you MY contact information. (does so in unison then gives the sticky note to Jackie who accepts)
• Jackie (hugs Edd): Thank you, Edd. You are such a sweetheart!
• Edd (blushing bright red from her hug; tears of happiness forming in his eyes): Y-y-y-you're w-w-welcome, J...Jackie. (hugs her back in unison) *sniffles* (in his thoughts / emotionally heartfelt about Jackie) I can feel HER heart light up MY heart. I have not received THIS much love and acceptance in my WHOLE life! She's EVERYTHING I was ALWAYS missing in my life...! *bawls in happy heartfelt tears*
• Ed: *sobs* It is so beautiful!!!!! You're making my turtle cry more, pretty-voice girl! *sniffles* Hold me, Eddy!!!! *sobs as he did in the EENE episode, "It Came From Outer Ed"*
• Eddy: Fat chance, Monobrow! And I thought you hated this mushy stuff!
• Ed: There is difference between mushiness and moments that are of heart-warmth, Mister!!!
• Eddy: Man, your smart moments are weird!
• (Train whistle is heard outside)
• (Edd and Jackie separate from their hug)
• Jackie: Oh, that's my train! I better be on my way.
• Edd: See you tonight at the moonlight concert, Jackie!
• Jackie: Take care, Edd! *cutely smiles and winks at Edd (while giving an "I love you" sign on her fingers), and turns away and exits the scene to board her train*
• Edd (with hearts popping around him / in tears/ in his mind): I simply CANNOT wait to see her again! She even says she'll be moving to the cul-de-sac soon...(foreshadowing "Mr. Conductor & Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales with Friends") AND I will be able to stay in touch with her until she arrives to Peach Creek! This is the GREATEST sign fate has ever given to me in my life! *happy, dreamy sigh*
• Eddy (in his mind / nastily about Jackie, and Edd falling for Jackie): *growls* That Ev-nacho's nothin', but a dictator come to ruin my life and steal Sockhead away from me! And I can't let Double-D know my true colors! So I gotta do what I can and see that she fails! The day she moves to the cul-de-sac, all I have to do is interfere with her and Double-D NO MATTER WHAT I do that gets me grounded! (foreshadowing his actions in "Mr. Conductor & Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales with Friends) And WHEN she fails, Sockhead will be MINE forever to build my scams AND I'll have enough loot for an endless supply of jawbreakers! Get ready, Ev-nobo! Your worst nightmare is coming true! *evil laugh*
• Edd (in his mind / in unison to hearts popping around him): *happy, dreamy sigh*
• (Another train whistle is heard outside)
• Ed: C'mon, Double-D! Our bus is leaving!
• Edd: Train, Ed. We best board. I certainly don't want to miss...*sigh* Jackie...
• Eddy: (in his mind) Ev-nobo is gonna be sorry she ever talked to Double-D...! *evil snicker*
• (Ed and Edd exit the station while Eddy merely followed behind)
• (Mr. Conductor appears on the station window sill)
• Mr. Conductor: What a beautiful night. There's only one thing that could make it more beautiful. A little music. (taps his conductor music stand)
• (Birds sing)
• Mr. Conductor: Did anyone ever tell you you sing...like a bird?
• (Bird tweets back)
• [episode ends]

Trivia

• Jackie Evancho guest stars for the first out of 2 appearances in this series.
• Edd was extremely shy to talk to Jackie Evancho throughout the entire episode.

Episode 48: Billy's Party

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Jonny, Plank, Nazz, Sarah, Jimmy and the Kankers
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Ed

Thomas Story

1. Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Flashback Story

• Fa La La La Ed (Ed's story about when he brought Christmas to the Cul-de-sac despite the setting being Summer as well as the setting in this episode being Thanksgiving)

Quotes

• Dan: And we have to keep our clothes clean.
• Edd: Thanksgiving is about giving thanks for what one has and what others can offer.
• Eddy: Thanksgiving stinks!
• Ed: Behave yourself, mister. Remember, Santa is watching you.
• Eddy: It's not even Christmas, Lumpy. I hate Christmas.
• Edd: Well, Eddy, you certainly thought the other way around when Ed brought Christmas to the Cul-De-Sac.
• Ed: And so it went...(screen pixelates back to "Fa La La La Ed" and Ed proceeds to telling the story)
• (After Story)
• Ed: And enjoyable the jawbreakers were. The End.
• Eddy: That Christmas stunk. We didn't even get jawbreakers.
• Becky: Well, never mind Christmas and jawbreakers. Let's see what's on the table. What do you think is in this one? (removes lid)
• All: Peas! (Dan removes lid)
• All: Salad! (Kara removes lid)
• All: Mr. Conductor!

Episode 49: Fortune Teller Schemer

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Johnny

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas and the Conductor
2. A Cow on the Line

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Shoo Ed (Jonny's story about the time he bothered everyone leading Eddy to make a scam of getting rid of him)

Episode 50: Billy's Runaway Train

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny, Plank and Jimmy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Rolf and the Urban Rangers

Thomas Story

1. A Close Shave for Duck

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Ed Overboard (Rolf and the Urban Rangers' story about the time they came to Ed's rescue when the Kankers kidnapped him)

Episode 51: Schemer Goes Camping

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Sarah, Jimmy and Nazz
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Story

1. Percy Takes the Plunge

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Hot Buttered Ed (Edd's story about the time he forgot his sunscreen when he, Ed and Eddy went to the swimming hole)

Episode 52: Mr. Conductor's Evil Twin

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Kevin and Rolf
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Kevin

Thomas Story

1. Heroes

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• From Here To Ed (Kevin's story about the time Eddy vowed revenge on him for ruining his scam)

Quotes

• Eddy: That puny evil conductor is causin' nothin' but chaos in here! I can't believe he wants revenge on us!
• Kara: Actually Eddy, he wants revenge on Mr. Conductor.
• Eddy: I don't care who that puny dweeb wants! All I know is we need to get revenge on that Double! (in his mind) Keep it going Eddy! You're the man with the plan! Keep lyin' to the pigeons that you "hate" Mr. Double when you REALLY like him! So far, he has become the first of my evil minions to keep Jackie Ev-nobo from stealing Sockhead from me, and I am on my journey to look for more bad guys to recruit to keep Ev-nobo from Sockhead! I love you, Mr. Double! Look out, Ev-nacho! You and your lousy family have company comin', and it ain't pretty! It's war I tell ya! *evil laugh*
• Edd: But Eddy, seeking vengeance is not always the key to ridding somebody.
• Kevin: Yeah, and sometimes you have to use your "vengeance" carefully and of course correctly.
• Kara: What do you mean, Kevin?
• Kevin: You see kid, geting revenge on somebody takes a lot of skill. Dorky over here tried to get rid of me, but all of his stupid traps seemed to get the best of him.
• Kara: Why would Eddy want revenge on you, Kevin?
• Kevin: You see.... (screen goes to "From Here To Ed") I was trying to get the ball kicked by my pal Rolf, when the little dork showed up.
• Eddy: Who invited you?

Episode 53: Bad Luck Day At Shining Time Station

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Jonny, Plank, Sarah, Jimmy, Nazz and the Kanker Sisters
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Eddy

Thomas Story

1. Gordon Takes a Dip

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Sorry, Wrong Ed (Eddy's Story about the time Rolf's cursed phone caused bad luck for him)

Quotes

• Dan: Tell that to Midge Smoot.
• Mr. Conductor: I could. For instance I could tell her about the time Gordon went off the rails.
• Ed: Gordon went off the tracks? Boy, that is sad, Mr. C.
• Edd: Ed, it's quite often that the engines of Sodor derail.*clears throat* Now, Mr. Conductor you were saying about Ms. Smoot and Gordon?
• Becky: Yeah, What would you say to her?
• Mr. Conductor: I'd say Ms. Smoot...(blows whistle and "Gordon Takes a Dip" begins)

Episode 54: Mr. Conductor's Fourth of July

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Jonny, Plank, Sarah, Jimmy, Nazz and The Kankers
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Story

1. Escape!

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Eeny, Meeney, Miney, Ed (Edd's Story about the time Eddy tricked Ed into thinking Edd was turning the others into bugs and panic occured when the kids really believed Eddy was a cockroach)

Quotes

Quote 2

• Edd: I am glad that Douglas assisted Oliver in escaping from scrap. If the Diesels caught them they BOTH would have been done for!
• Ed: Just like the time, I Ed thought Eddy was done for when Double-D turned Eddy into a cockroach!
• Becky: *gasps* Did you really turn Eddy into a cockroach, Edd?!
• Edd: Not at all, Becky. First of all, turning people into other living things is pure-fiction, and that Eddy was playing a ludicrous trick on Ed.
• Nazz: And Eddy's trick managed to ruin my backyard barbecue.
• Dan: Oh dear!
• Kara: How did this all happen, Edd?
• Edd: Well Kara, it all started when me, Ed, and Eddy were prepping for our golf course scam.... *screen pixelates to "Eeny Meeny, Miney Ed"* when Ed decided to toss his golf club, damaging one of my inventions for the golf course.
• Edd: Oh, my hard work!
• Eddy: What planet are you from?!
• Ed (squeezing Eddy): I come in peace, Eddy!

Quote 3

• Schemer (as Mr. Conductor shoots by on one of the rockets): AAH! *ducks* That thing is.... sh-shooting off one of my rockets! *scene fades into the jukebox*
• Didi: What was that?!
• Grace: That was real loud!
• Tex: Whew! That sounds worse than an ol' pick-up truck backfirin'!
• Tito: It was a nickel worth of fireworks. *a knock is heard at the door* Didi, will you answer the door, please?
• Didi: Sure thing, Tito. *opens the door and faints to the floor at the sight of the guest*
• Rex: Oh, my..... !
• Tex: Is that the.... the....
• Tito: Jackie Evancho! It's HER!!!! I can't believe it!
• Grace: We can't believe you are here, Jackie! What a surprise!
• Didi: It is a pleasure to meet you, Jackie--. Wait a minute, how did you manage to fit in the jukebox?! I thought Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner were the only ones that could fit in the jukebox!
• Jackie: *giggles* Well Didi, Timmy Turner thought you needed a little help with the entertainment on this American holiday, so he called on me to assist you and he shrunk me temporarily (she grows back to normal-size and magically returns to Timmy's house once left the jukebox) in order to fit in the jukebox to help you with the entertainment this evening.
• Tex: That sounds good, Jackie, girl! Glad to have ya entertain with us this Independence Day!
• Grace: You were BRILLIANT last time you visited Shining Time Station". (in reference to the episode, "Billy Saves The Day") You made everyone in the station and even us cry with your angelic voice.
• Jackie: Thank you, Grace. Well.... NOT all everybody.
• Rex: *gasps in horror* How come, Jackie?! I thought everyone loves your golden healing voice!
• Jackie: True, Rex. But there was only ONE person in the station that didn't cheer nor applaud for me, AND he took a dislike to me.
• jukebox band gasps in horror*
• Grace: Who would hate a beautiful, kind-hearted, honest, angelic-voiced girl like you, Jackie?
• Jackie: The person who hates me is..... EDDY.
• jukebox band gasps in horror*
• Tex: That is just BULL! That Eddy should GROW THE HECK UP and realize who the heck he's messin' with!
• Jukebox Band (angrily): YEAH!
• Didi: We now hate Eddy just as much as we hate Schemer!
• Tito: That Eddy is a dirty, rotten SCOUNDREL! How could he?!
• Jackie: And the reason why he hates me is because he right away knew that me and Double-D are smitten with each other, and that I was "stealing Double-D away from him". Plus, after Double-D told the story of him flunking to Ed in the Spelling Bee, I right away found out that Eddy MANIPULATES him to do his scams, and prevents him from living the life he always wanted! HE is the reason why Kevin calls Edd "Double-Dweeb"! (in reference to when she overheard Kevin call Ed "Double-Dweeb" in the episode, "Billy Saves The Day") I right away took a dislike to Eddy myself. Why? Because of his evil, selfish, delinquent, dishonest, devious, vengeful, rude, ungrateful personality.
• Didi (worried / sadly): Awwww!!!! That poor Double-D!!!! That poor kid! What are we gonna do?! *shivers in fear*
• Jackie: Have no fear, Didi. I have a plan. I am going to investigate more of Eddy's evil deeds and various scams he forces poor Double-D to do, and then if it gets too much, I will do battle with the devious little monster (referring to Eddy) and try to turn Double-D on Eddy for the RIGHT reasons.
• Jukebox Band: *cheers*
• Tex: You go, Jackie! You show that lil varmint WHO'S BOSS!
• Tex (in unison): You go, Jackie!
• Didi: We have faith in you all the way, Jackie!
• Tito: Kudos to you, Jackie!
• Grace: Just be careful out there, Jackie. Who knows what Eddy will do to stop you from saving poor Double-D!
• Rex: That Eddy will lie to your face, Jackie! He will scam you, and trick you in every way!
• Jackie: Don't worry, Tex. First of all, I am wise and NEVER listen to lies, and I would tell and KNOW if people, ESPECIALLY Eddy are lying. Second, I am very much aware of my surroundings, and third I am very smart, aware, and careful to watch out for any obstacle that comes my way during my journey to Double-D and allowing him to live the life he always wanted. Don't worry guys, just watch me handle this like a boss, and show that evil Eddy WHO'S boss!
• jukebox Band cheers loudly*
• Jackie: I'll be okay, guys. Please promise me that you would keep this between us safe and sound, okay?
• Jukebox Band: We promise, Jackie!
• Jackie: *giggles* Thank you, guys. So, shall we get started?
• Jukebox Band: YEAH!
• Tito: Right on, Jackie! Didi, hit it! A one... a two.... *the jukebox band plays "Yankee Doodle Dandy", and after Tito sings his part, the music transitions into Jackie's rendition of "America The Beautiful", then Jackie sings "America The Beautiful"* *scene fades to outside, while people applauded after Stacy finished her speech / still in the song*
• Edd (in his thoughts): (as Jackie sang the lyrics, "America... America.... God shed His grace on thee.... and crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to Shining sea.....") Could it be.... could it be..... *heavenly sigh*.... my Jackie..... the light of my life.... I can hear her voice from Heaven.... *sighs again*..... *scene fades to Eddy in Shining Time Station, searching for Mr. Conductor with Schemer*
• Eddy (during the instrumental break / in his thoughts): What?! Ev-nobo's playing?! What is with that stupid jukebox?! Can it just play something else instead of that squeaky-singing little Sockhead-stealer?! *scene fades into the jukebox while Jackie sang*
• Jackie (singing): America.... America..... God shed His grace on thee.... *jukebox band joins in the song* And crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea....
• Jackie (singing): And crown thy good with brotherhood from sea to shining sea.... *song finishes, then Didi drum-rolls to begin "The Star Spangled Banner", then Jackie sings "The Star Spangled Banner"*
• Jackie (singing): O'er the land of the free.... *goes into a high note* And the home of the brave...... *scene fades into Eddy opening up the vacuum cleaner containing Mr. Conductor's gold dust*
• Eddy: HMPH! Glad that Ev-nobo stopped playing on the jukebox. *grunts and groans as he struggles to open the vacuum cleaner*

Trivia

• This is the 2nd and last time Jackie Evancho guest stars in the series before returning in "Mr. Conductor & Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales With Friends".

Episode 55: Stacy Forgets Her Name

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Stories told by Ed, Edd and Eddy

Thomas Story

1. Thomas Gets Tricked

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story Clips

• Pop Goes the Ed (Ed's story about the time he and the other Eds crashed Nazz's sprinkler party)
• O Ed-Eleven (Edd's Story about when they discovered a map leading to treasure under the Kankers' trailer)
• An Ed Is Born (Eddy's story about when he and the other Eds made a movie for Eddy's brother to show they're cool.)
• Is There an Ed in the House? (Ed's Story about when Sarah was sick and competed with Jimmy in taking care of her.)
• Ed in a Half Shell (Eddy's story about the time he taught Jimmy how to scam)
• Button Yer Ed (Edd's story about when Eddy lost his voice and Rolf helped translate him for Ed and Edd.)
• A Boy And His Ed (Eddy's Story about when he and the other Eds tried to make friends with Kevin so he'd give them jawbreakers.)
• Gimme Gimme Never Ed (Ed's Story about when they made various rides for Jonny's friend, Plank.)
• To Sir With Ed (Eddy's Story about the time he thought he was on a date with Nazz when she was actually babysitting him)

Quotes

• Stacy: And this is Shining Time Station.
• Mr. Conductor: Right.
• (Ed Edd n Eddy enter the station)
• Edd: Hello, Ms. Jones.
• Stacy: Who are you three?
• Eddy: What are you talking about? You know who we are. Are you messing with us?
• Ed: I'm hungry.
• Dan: Aunt Stacy's lost her memory.
• Edd: My. How horrible.
• Ed: What's a memory?
• Eddy: Something you use your brain to remember! Which you ain't got, Lumpy! And could've come in handy for that time you lost my magazines!!!!
• Stacy: Goodness. You scream so loud, little boy. Who are you?
• Mr. Conductor: Stacy, these are my 3 good friends. Introduce yourselves, Guys.
• Edd: Well, Stacy, My name is Eddward.
• Edd: (unenthusiastic tone): I'm Eddy.
• Ed: And I'm Ed!
• Dan: You must remember them. They have other friends from a cul-de-sac known as Peach Creek.
• Stacy: And what's it like?
• Edd: Well, Stacy, my fellows and I would be happy to tell you some of our many "Ed-ventures".
• Ed: OOH! OOH! Let me go first, Double-D!
• Edd: Oh, very well, Ed
• Ed: And so, My fellow chums and I were hot when we heard of a party-
• Eddy (to himself): Oh man...
• Edd (to Eddy): This is going to be embarrassing, Eddy...
• Ed: What's embarrassing?
• Eddy: Just shut up, Lumpy and tell the story!
• Ed: Okey Dokey, Smokey! It all started when we Eds were sizzling like pancakes in the sandbox, (Screen pixelates to "Pop Goes The Ed") (laughs) and Eddy thought he was frying.
• Eddy: I'm frying! The fat lady just sang, boys...

Trivia

• In this episode, the Eds tell various stories (some used from various episodes and some unused) to jog Stacy's memories of them and the others from Peach Creek like Dan tells stories to jog memories of their friends of Shining Time Station.

Episode 56: Schemer's Special Club

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Eddy

Thomas Story

1. Oliver Owns Up

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Stiff Upper Ed (Eddy's story about when he, Ed and Edd were excluded from Sarah and Jimmy's rich club)

Quotes

• Edd: Mr. Hume doesn't seem to have any intention of allowing any of us except Schemer into his club.
• Ed: Aw, not fair.
• Eddy: HOW COULD HE NOT LET ME IN?! I WORKED HARD ACTING CLASSY FOR NOTHING!
• Edd: Eddy, the last time you wanted in a club involving money, the only way in for us had loss to it.
• Dan: Really? What happened?
• Eddy: I sent Ed to get more bubble wrap when his frogmouth sister, Sarah kicked him out (as Eddy spoke, the screen pixelated to "Stiff Upper Ed")

Episode 57: Mr. Conductor's Movie

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Jonny and Plank, Sarah, Jimmy, Nazz and The Kankers
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Eddy

Thomas Story

1. Tender Engines

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• An Ed is Born (Eddy's story about the time he, Ed and Edd made a movie for his brother.)

Quotes

• Edd: Mr. Conductor is right. We must always be careful about what one sees to believe is so.
• Ed: But movie, Double-D!
• Eddy: Monobrow, you're speaking my language! The key to a good movie is a good-looking star like me!
• Edd: Eddy, the camera crew has just as much importance to a successful movie as the stars themselves.
• Kevin: And planning on what happens in a movie so you don't blow it!
• Jonny: Yeah, you guys made a movie once.
• Eddy (angrily): Thanks, Baldy.It would have been good if-
• Rolf: Rolf too remembers! Rolf taught the Ed boys a lesson about asking permission if they should borrow Rolf's chickens.
• Kara: What did happen anyway?
• Eddy: Well, let me tell you the story, kids. It all started when I shoved a package my brother sent me down Lumpy's stairs. (as Eddy spoke, the screen pixelated to "An Ed Is Born" where Rolf was hurled out the window)
• Ed: That concludes our lessons for today, Ladies. Ta! Ta! Same time tomorrow.
• Eddy: Hey, guys! Look what my brother sent me! That big lug.
• Edd: Your brother sent you this?
• Ed: I think his brother sent it to him, Double-D.
• (After Story)
• Eddy: And because everything went wrong, I didn't send my brother the movie.

Episode 58: The Joke's On Schemer

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Sarah, Jimmy, Nazz and the Kankers
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Eddy

Thomas Story

1. Wrong Road

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Fool on the Ed (Eddy's story about the time the cul-de-sac was pulling pranks)

Episode 59: Dance Crazy

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Kevin, Rolf, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny, Plank, Nazz and the Kankers.
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Story

1. Percy Runs Away

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• May I Have This Ed? (Edd's story about the time Peach Creek Junior High had a school dance)

Quotes

• Edd: Becky, Kara! It was very impolite of you to belittle Dan like that.
• Kara: Oh, why don't you go cheer him up?
• Becky: Maybe he'll ask you guys to dance with him.
• Eddy: Shut up! Both of you!
• Ed: No shirt, No shoes, No service!
• Kara: So we were teasing him. Big deal.
• Edd: Well, dancing isn't just for girls. After all, we went to a dance, although I was more dragged there against my will...
• Ed: It is to laugh! Wilfred sure could shake his hambone!
• Edd: As I was saying...(screen pixelates back to "May I Have This Ed?")
• (After Story)
• Edd: And therefore, there is nothing wrong with the common male dancing.
• Eddy: Yeah, I bet Kevin would pound you two if you made fun of him for dancing like a pixie!
• (Then Kevin appeared out of nowhere next to Eddy)
• Kevin: I don't hit girls, I HIT DORKS!
• Eddy: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
• (Then Kevin chased Eddy out of the station)
• Edd: I best tend to his medical needs.
• (Edd runs out of the station)
• Ed: My turn to jump on his head!
• (Ed runs out of the station)

Episode 60: Mysterious Stranger

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Stories

1. Come Out, Henry!
2. Henry to the Rescue

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed (Edd's story about the time the cul-de-sac had a blackout)

Quotes

• Eddy: This mysterious stranger searching stuff is for the birds! I hate birds!
• Edd: (whispering) SHHHH!!!!! Eddy!!!!!
• Becky: Who do you think it could be? Ed, do you know?
• Ed: (gasp) It might be the cannibal underground mole mutants! They will hunt us down for Sunday Supper!
• Becky: (gasp) Are there really mole mutants?!
• Kara & Dan: MOLE MUTANTS?!
• Edd: Oh puh-lease, Ed. Enough with your monster movie stuff.
• Eddy: Yeah, Lumpy's just trying to scare you kids.
• Edd: You know kids, making people nervous about scary fictional creatures just adds more to the dilemma.
• Eddy: Like what, Sockhead?
• Edd: Remember the time when the cul-de-sac had a power outage? (screen pixels to "Boom Boom Out Goes The Ed")
• (Power goes out)
• Eddy: Hey! Who turned out the lights?!
• Ed: (click) Seen it!

Trivia

• In addition to Mr. Conductor's sketchpad and Stacy's cap, items from some of the Peach Creek kids go missing as well including: Plank, a quarter Eddy found, Sarah's doll, Jimmy's new Mr. Yum Yum, Edd's magnifying glass, and Ed's house key.

Episode 61: Dan's Big Race

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin, Jonny, Plank, Sarah, Jimmy and Nazz
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Jimmy

Thomas Stories

1. Henry's Special Coal
2. The Flying Kipper

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Cry Ed (Jimmy's story about the time he hurt himself from a clothespin and Eddy kept driving attention away with fake injuries)

Quotes

Quote 1

• Kara: Dan, Jimmy, look out!!!!
• (Both fall off their bikes)
• Jimmy: OWIE!!!! OWIE!!!! *cries*
• Sarah: (feeling worried) JIMMY!!!!
• Becky: Dan, you all right?!
• Edd: Jimmy, are you all right?!
• Ed: Speak to me, Jimmy!!!!
• Jimmy: My leg hurts! *cries*
• Ed: First aid for Jimmy!
• Sarah: (shields Jimmy) No first aid, you slobber-mouthed baboon!
• Stacy: What happened?
• Kara: Dan and Jimmy's bike wheels came off.
• Stacy: Are you all right, Dan?
• Dan: It's just a sprain.
• Edd: Lucky for you, Dan, but we need bandages for Jimmy.
• Dan: But, look at our bikes!
• Schemee: Ah shucks, Dan. You know what? I guess that means you and Jimmy won't be in the race.
• Eddy: Something is pretty fishy about Schemee.
• Eddy: (Whispering in Edd's ear) I think Schemee's behind all of this, Double-D.
• Edd: (Whispering in Eddy's ear) Why would you think that?
• Eddy: (Whispering in Edd's ear) Because I know what sabotage is. I live it.

Quote 2

• Edd: My. Schemee injured you rather bad, Dan.
• Dan: Tell me about it, Edd.
• Ed: Could somebody pull my finger?
• Edd: Ed, this isn't a good time thank you.
• Ed: *Sad moan*
• Eddy: Yeah, you could've won that bike race if that stupid cheater didn't sabotage your bike!
• Sarah: You're one to talk, Fishface! Sabotaging is just like you scamming us out of our money!
• Jimmy: Yeah, Eddy, Schemee sabotaged my bike as well. I also have a lot of "owies".
• Eddy: And I thought you would've rode a tricyle, Jimmy. That'd have been a sight to see in the race! *laughs*
• Edd: Eddy, show some respect.
• Eddy: (Groans)
• Dan: Well, I guess Schemee is going to get his wish.
• Jimmy: Don't worry, Dan. Schemee will soon end up like Eddy when he tried driving attention away from me when I got hurt, and Eddy's "injuries" were fake.
• Eddy: HEY! I wasn't faking! I was really hurt.
• Sarah: (sarcastically) I'm pretty sure you were hurt.
• Eddy: *Growls*
• Dan: What actually happened to Eddy, Jimmy?
• Jimmy: Well, (giggles) I was watching Eddy bounce on his cluck ball, (Screen pixelates to "Cry Ed") when a clothespin struck me on my left foot.
• (Clothespin hits Jimmy)
• Jimmy: OUCH! My foot! It's broken! Owie!
• Sarah: Jimmy?!
• (Jimmy screams)
• Johnny: That clothes peg went right for him, Plank!

Episode 62: Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny, Plank and Nazz
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Nazz

Thomas Story

1. One Good Turn

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Boys Will Be Eds (Nazz's story about when the boys except Jimmy and Rolf paid more than enough attention to her)

Quotes

• Nazz: Too much TV isn't good for you. And I know when too much of something can be bad.
• Stacy: Like what, Nazz?
• Nazz: Well, I remember when the guys were giving me a lot of attention one day...(flashes back to "Boys Will Be Eds)

Episode 63: Mr. Conductor's Big Sleepwalk

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Ed

Thomas Story

1. Better Late Than Never

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• A Glass of Warm Ed (Ed's story about the time he went sleepwalking and raiding everyone's food)

Quotes

• Dan: We can't find Mr. Conductor anywhere!
• Stacy: I know, I've looked all over the station. He's not in here either.
• Kara: I hope he wakes up before something BAD happens to him.
• Edd: In fact, Mr. Conductor could get himself into melee.
• Ed: Ooh! Ooh! I took a huge sleepwalk once, right guys?! (laughs)
• Edd: I'd rather if I wasn't reminded of the time you sleepwalked and ate everyone's food!
• Eddy: Aw c'mon, Double-D! It was too rich!!!! You gotta love him!!!! (laughs)
• Becky: Eating other people's food is rich?!
• Kids: Eww!!!!!
• Stacy: How could somebody sleepwalk and do a thing like THAT?
• Ed: I will tell you the story Stacy and kids! I was at Double-D's house eating inside his refrigerator (Screen pixels to "A Glass Of Warm Ed") when he opened the drawer, I popped out! (laughs) And I gave Jim a haircut.
• Edd: AAAAHHH!!!!!!
• (Ed Chewing)
• Edd: Ed?

Episode 64: The Mayor Runs for Re-Election

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Johnny

Thomas Stories

1. James Learns a Lesson
2. Foolish Freight Cars

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• For the Ed, By the Ed (Johnny's story about the time Eddy ran against Plank for King of the Cul-De-Sac)

Quotes

• (Mr. Conductor appears)
• Stacy: Oh, hello, Mr. Conductor.
• Becky: Stacy, are you going to like tell Midge that she can't come to the station anymore?
• Jimmy: You won't really, will you, Stacy?
• Stacy: Oh, why would I do that, kids?
• Becky: Because...you just had a big fight.
• Eddy: Fight?! That old hag never shuts her yap! I say throw her out!
• Ed: Like expired cabbages?
• Edd: Eddy, you and Ed show some respect for Ms. Smoot.
• Jonny: Yeah. Plank here's just happy she never babbled anything bad about him.
• Stacy: Oh, no, just because Midge and I don't agree nor does she gossip more than she should, doesn't mean that we're still not friends. And we do agree on the most important thing. And that's to vote. Because a vote is power only if you use it.
• Mr. Conductor: I just wish I knew more about the mayor's opponent. He's a very mysterious figure.
• Ed: An action figure?!
• Sarah: No, stupid-head! He means a person!
• Stacy: I know, I've seen his picture and he looks awfully familiar.
• Edd: I agree, Stacy. If by familiar, you mean holds quite the resemblance to another individual. (referring to the fact Richard Richhouse resembles and references late, former president, Richard Nixon)
• Becky: But...what's wrong with Mayor Flopdinger? He's always been nice to us. I think we should vote for him.
• Ed: Do you think he will promise more buttered toast and gravy for the future?!
• Edd: Not quite the electoral promise to be, I'm afraid, Ed.
• Eddy: Yeah. If it was, then free jawbreakers at the candy store would be promised too!
• Stacy: Oh, the mayor is a nice man. He's very honest and that's very important for a politician. But he hasn't been talking about the issues. And he hasn't been listening to people's complaints. And I think that that is a big mistake.
• Mr. Conductor: Yes, it is. But it's hard to admit when you've made a mistake. Look what happened to James the Big Red Engine.
• Jonny: Golly! What'd HE do, Mr. Conductor?
• Becky: James isn't running for mayor, Mr. Conductor.
• Ed: Do you think choo-choos COULD run for mayor, Double-D?!
• Edd: Purely fictitious, Ed.
• Mr. Conductor: No, he's not running for mayor. But he is running too fast for the freight cars. Come on, I'll tell you what happened. (blows whistle and "James Learns a Lesson" begins)

Quote 2

• Kara: I wanna ask the mayor about our playground.
• Jimmy: Me too! And maybe he'll put in a new, stronger teeter-totter that Ed can't break like our last two! (referring to Ed having broke the teeter-totter again like in the Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy episode, Rent-A-Ed)
• Ed: Oh, yeah. Oops...
• Becky: Then I can ask why the library isn't open longer.
• Edd: I agree, Becky. The regular hours simply aren't giving children enough time and education.
• (Mr. Conductor appears with a balloon and electoral hat)
• Kara: Mr. Conductor, need some help?
• Mr. Conductor: No thanks, Kara! This is what happens when you lose control of your own hot air!
• Ed: *laughing* He said hot air! *laughs more* I am in stitches!
• Jonny: [to Plank] You're right. It's probably a gas bubble.*laughs along with Ed*
• Edd: Gentlemen, we have a serious matter at the moment, please. Anyway, I believe Mr. Conductor was about to get to a metaphor.
• Mr. Conductor: Right you are, Edd! When you lose control of your own hot air, you get all puffed up like some of these politicians around here!
• Jonny: You can say that again, Mr. Conductor. Just like the time Eddy ran against my buddy for King of the Cul-De-Sac! Ain't that right, Plank?
• Jimmy: I remember that! Plank was so heroic to me!
• Kara: How could a piece of wood even be king?
• Becky: Yeah, that's impossible!
• Edd: Johnny, would you care to tell them?
• Jonny: Thanks, Double-D! My buddy, Plank and I were playing "Super Plank" (in unison, the screen pixelates to "For the Ed, By the Ed") when we heard a cry for help.
• Jimmy (voice only): Leave me alone!
• (After story)
• Becky: Wow. So Plank DID become a king!
• Kara: Well, not a real king, but I would have voted for him!
• Becky: Me too!
• Edd: Thankfully, Eddy isn't here or he'd complain about what you both had to say, the fact he didn't win our election.
• Kara: Do you guys think the Mayor is gonna lose the election?
• Becky: I KNOW he'll lose with Schemer and Eddy helping him.
• Sarah: Even my idiot brother would make a better campaign manager for Flopdinger than Curly Q and Fishface!
• Ed: Awwww...hug?
• Sarah: Touch me and I'll beat you to a pulp.
• Kara: What do you think, Mr. Condcutor?
• Mr. Conductor: I think this reminds me of a saying we have on the Island of Sodor. We say, "Every engine has to pull its own freight train."
• Jimmy: What does it mean?
• Kara: And why do you always say that?
• Mr. Conductor: Because it's true! Look what happened to James. He learned about it the hard way. (blows whistle and "Foolish Freight Cars" begins)
• (After Story)
• Becky: I like that story, Mr. Conductor. James beat the freight cars. He didn't give up.
• Mr. Conductor: And neither should the mayor if he wants to win this election. But he'll never win unless he learns to pull his own freight train.
• Kara: Oh, I get it. The Mayor has to learn to run on his own without...Schemer and Eddy telling him what to do all the time.
• Edd: That's correct, Kara!
• Jimmy: Now I know what that saying means!
• Becky: He has to take more responsibility for himself or else...no one SHOULD vote for him.
• Mr. Conductor: Isn't that what I just said?
• Ed (voice only as the screen fades to black, bringing us to the next scene): I forget?

Episode 65: Stacy Says No!

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Kevin, Jonny and Plank
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Story

1. Duck Takes Charge

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Stop, Look and Ed (Edd's story about the time Eddy encouraged the other kids to disobey rules)

Quotes

• Billy: Hey, Dan. Where's Becky and Kara?
• Dan: Well, Kara went to visit her Grandpa, Harry. And Becky went shopping with her dad.
• Billy: And where are your friends, boys? (referring to the Eds, Kevin and Johnny)
• Edd: Well, Billy, Nazz went to the salon with her mother...
• Ed: Rolf's got to go to a family reunion...
• Eddy: And one twerp's taking care of another twerp's pathetic injury!
• Kevin: Lucky for me, I got out of being grounded early for good behavior or I wouldn't be allowed to hang here today.
• Jonny: Right on! Let's play a round of cards, Kevin!
• Kevin: *moan* Oh man...
• Stacy: No ball playing in the station, Dan.
• Dan: Watch this serve, Aunt Stacy!
• Stacy: Oh no, you know the rules, don't hit that ball--
• (Dan hits ball into Billy's fishing net)
• Stacy: Dan...
• Eddy: And he does it anyway!
• Kevin: Aw, c'mon Dorky! You always disobey what people say!
• Jonny: Plank says "Kevin has a point".
• Edd: And disobeying rules could lead anyone into dismay.
• Kevin: Just like the time Dorky nearly got us into trouble!
• Dan: How?
• Kevin: Disobeying rules!
• Ed: Like bus drivers?
• Kevin: *annoyed groan*
• Eddy: Aw, c'mon! That "No Rules Rule" life ruled until Sockhead ratted us out!
• Edd: Silence please, Eddy. Thank you.
• Eddy: *growls*
• Edd: Like I was saying Dan, disobeying rules is not only bad for you, but for everyone, and one could be bound to retaliate.
• Eddy: Just tell the stupid story already!
• Stacy: Eddy, please no yelling in the station, you'll startle passengers.
• Eddy: (under his breath, mocking Stacy) Eddy, please no yelling in the station, you'll startle passengers.
• Edd: As I was saying, (Screen pixelates to "Stop, Look, and Ed") our jawbreaker surveillance satellite had crash-landed into a tree. I told Eddy that we weren't allowed on the grass, but he was too unruly to listen.
• Edd: Please read the sign.
• Eddy: "Keep Off!" so what?
• (After Story)
• Dan: Great story, huh, Aunt Stacy?
• Ed: Can somebody rub my feet?
• Stacy: Never mind that, Billy have you fixed the signal crossing?
• Billy: Eh... not yet.

Quote 2

• (Mr. Conductor appears)
• Mr. Conductor: No use crying over spilled milk.
• Jonny: Who's crying, Mr. Conductor?
• Ed: Was he bigger than a bread box?
• Eddy: There ain't no crybabies here, Mr. C.
• Dan: None of us were crying, Mr. Conductor.
• Edd: I think he was getting at the expression, fellows.
• Mr. Conductor: Not you, guys. And not the expression, Edd. Her. (shot then reveals a cat) She keeps stepping in her milk and spilling it. Silly kitten.
• Ed: It is so puny!
• Eddy: You've seen that cat before, Lummox. (referring to the Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy episode, "Shoo Ed")
• Kevin: Whoa!
• Edd: Of course! How could I have forgotten?!
• Dan: I didn't know you had a cat, Mr. Conductor.
• Mr. Conductor: I don't. I borrowed her from a friend to help me with that rat of a mouse.
• Dan: The mouse is STILL living in your signal house?
• Kevin: Man, what an eye sore.
• Mr. Conductor: Yes. But not for long. You know what chickens mice are...
• Ed: Oh, be still my heart-! There exist Chicken mice?!
• Edd: Oh, puh-lease! Pure fiction, Ed. My apologies for being so blunt. You were saying, Mr. Conductor?
• Mr. Conductor: One look at this vicious beast and that mouse will turn and run like a scaredy cat!
• Jonny: A mouse running from a cat like a scaredy cat!? Funny irony!
• Dan: I guess you're in a big hurry, Mr. Conductor.
• Mr. Conductor: I'm never in a big hurry, Dan. If I'm in a hurry at all, it's usually a little one. Although once, I was in a little-sized hurry. And that was plenty big for me. But right now, I'm not a big, medium OR little-sized hurry. Why do you ask?
• Dan: Because we're not allowed to do ANYTHING around here anymore.
• Eddy: It's these new rules! Didn't I tell you guys adults come up with this stuff just to bug us?!
• Kevin: Don't remind us, Dorky.
• Eddy: *groan*
• Dan: But there's no rule against stories. Not yet.
• Mr. Conductor: Then I'll hurry up and tell you one. (blows whistle and "Duck Takes Charge" begins)

Episode 66: How The Station Got Its Name

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy and the Kankers
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by the Kankers

Thomas Stories

1. Toby the Tram Engine
2. Thomas Breaks the Rules

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Nagged to Ed (The Kankers' story about when they first met Ed, Edd and Eddy)

Episode 67: Once Upon A Time

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Kevin, Nazz, Sarah, Jimmy and the Kankers
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Eddy

Thomas Stories

1. Rusty to the Rescue
2. Thomas and Stepney

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• A Town Called Ed (Eddy's story about when he Ed and Edd staged a history show about the land of Peach Creek founded by Eddy's ancestors that was then handed over to the Kankers' ancestors)

Quotes

• Dan: Money...from our first customer.
• Eddy: Took the words right out of my mouth, squirt. Anyway, you gonna split some of that with me?
• Edd: Eddy, shame on you!
• Jonny: Don't be such a greedy pete!
• Ed: (laughs) Naughty, naughty. You watch yourself, Mister.
• Sarah: Yeah. You didn't even like the idea of face-painting, you fathead!
• Jimmy: That's right. Besides, we need the money for a worthy cause!
• Eddy *growls*
• Kara: I like Lily. After a while, I forgot that she couldn't see.
• Becky: Yeah. I like Ned too. He's totally cute!
• (Mr. Conductor appears)
• Johnny: Hiya, Mr. Conductor.
• Mr. Conductor: Who's totally cute?
• Kara: Stacy's new friend, Ned.
• Nazz: He's a total hunk!
• Mr. Conductor: Ned? I don't know anyone named Ned. Is he from around here?
• Dan: Nobody knows where he's from, Mr. Conductor.
• Rolf: Ja, Ja! Rolf would know if he had met a Ned from his old country.
• Dan: He hurt his arm and Aunt Stacy helped him. Now they're friends.
• Ed: Like glue and paper?
• Edd: *short pause* Puh-lease!
• Mr. Conductor: Well, helping someone is a wonderful way to begin a friendship. Look what happened with Rusty, the new engine on the Island of Sodor. The one who helped Stepney.
• Eddy: Here we go...
• Becky: Wait a minute...who's Rusty?
• Dan: Who's Stepney?
• Ed (to the viewers): Don't touch that dial, kids.
• Mr. Conductor: Well, I thought you'd never ask! (blows whistle and "Rusty to the Rescue" begins)
• (After Story)
• Mr. Conductor: So you see, if Rusty hadn't saved Stepney, he'd still be feeling ignored and all alone.
• Dan: That reminds me of Schemer.
• Mr. Conductor: Why?
• Becky: Well, Schemer feels like Stacy is ignoring him. Because of her new friend.
• Ed: What a pity.
• Edd: Being ignored is one thing-
• Eddy: Yeah! But it beats the time Shovel Chin purposely shunned us from his monster truck party!
• Ed: Ooh! Ooh! You mean from the time us, Eds wore bus outfits, Eddy?!
• Dan: Monster truck party?
• Becky: Bus outfits?
• Edd: You see, kids, my fellows and I had a project when we came across a book...
• Eddy: I'm tellin' the story here! (scene pixelates us to "A Town Called Ed")
• (After Story)
• Kevin: *laughs* Your little history show was so lame, I swear! *laughs*
• Eddy: *growls*
• Kara: Well, I'm glad Ned's nothing like the Kankers or their ancestors.
• Edd: Likewise, Kara.
• Dan: That story's just like Ned appearing out of nowhere and Schemer feeling ignored by Aunt Stacy.
• Mr. Conductor: I see...So where is this new friend?
• Kara (points him into the direction of where Ned is): That's him. Ned.
• Mr. Conductor: (looks at Ned. Wonders why he looks familiar. Then he looks at the mural missing the cowboy.) [voice only] Oh dear! Oh, deary, deary me! But how?! [visual] The wishing star!
• Becky: Mr. Conductor, is everything alright?
• Ed: Mr. C should eat more vegetables.

Trivia

• Since this is a Family Special along with Second Chances, One of The Family and Queen For A Day all characters from Ed Edd n Eddy are present.

Episode 68: Second Chances

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Kevin, Nazz, Sarah, Jimmy and the Kankers
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Eddy

Thomas Stories

1. Granpuff
2. Sleeping Beauty

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Ed...Pass it On (Eddy's story about when he spread a rumor that his older brother was coming home alarming the other kids)

Quotes

• Becky: Kara, that's so immature.
• Nazz: Aw, c'mon, Becky, I think you and Kit are cute together!
• Edd: Well, Kit's certainly gained respect from everyone since he's adapted to Shining Time.
• Jimmy: You said it Double-D, but that Coach Sludgebolt scares me too! He even made fun of me for being a cheerleader instead of playing for the Scooters!
• Ed: He's just a bad itch! Like the bad itch that is Eddy's brother!
• Kara, Dan and Becky: Eddy's brother?
• Eddy: If he was here, he'd show that coach who's boss!
• Kevin: Yeah right, as sure as that he was coming home that time you told us that bogus rumor, Dorky? He'd no sooner join the Snarlyville Slashers than side with us!
• Rolf: And to think Rolf worried for the safety of his fowls for nothing!
• Dan: Why would Eddy tell a rumor?
• Sarah: 'Cause he's a pathetic fathead!
• Edd: Sarah-! Rest assured, kids. We eventually met his brother, but-
• Eddy: Save it for the next special! (foreshadowing "One of the Family" after this special) The pigeons walked out of my restaurant...(in unison, we pixelate to "Ed...Pass It On")...when I thought up my plan.
• Eddy: Hey, c'mon! How about a two-for-one?! (gets slammed through the door) This should have worked! This scam always worked for my brother! Everything always worked for my brother!
• Ed: Let me say this about that- (Eddy knocks him off the plate)
• Eddy: You know why they worked for him?! 'Cause people respected my brother. And people respected me! 'Cause I was...with my brother...
• (After Story)
• Jimmy: You three were so gullible to think Sarah and I were Eddy's brother! (laughs)
• Eddy: Let me remind you, you little...(in unison shakes his fist in front of him)
• Sarah: Touch him and I'll beat you to a pulp!
• Edd: People! Let's instead set a good example for the kids and refrain from violent acts...agreed?
• Sarah: (sighs) Sure, Double-D...
• Eddy: *groans*
• (Mr. Conductor appears)
• Dan: Hey, Mr. Conductor! How about the rest of that story?
• Jonny: Yeah! Plank and I haven't heard since you told us from the time the Eds were stuck inside my wall! (referring to the Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy episode, "Once Upon an Ed")
• Eddy: Blech! Don't remind me! I can still taste Kanker lip!
• Ed: Gross!
• Edd: Gentlemen, manners.
• Jimmy: Did they find Duke, Mr. Conductor?!
• Mr. Conductor: I'm glad to see you haven't forgotten about Duke...the engine they called "Old Grandpuff". Let me- no, let's let Thomas remind you of the story so far. (blows whistle and "Sleeping Beauty" begins)

Episode 69: One Of The Family

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Nazz, Kevin, Sarah, Jimmy, Eddy's Brother, and the Kankers
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by the Kankers

Thomas Stories

1. Toad Stands By
2. Thomas and the Special Letter

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Home Cooked Eds (The Kankers' story about when they vacationed on Eddy's property and he and the other Eds faked inclement weather to move them off.)

Quotes

• Mr. Conductor: The only time I'll be happy is when she leaves!
• Lee: Why would you be happy? That sister of yours is our kind of gal, eh, girls?
• Marie: Yeah. It's gonna be a bummer when she goes. She really livens up this place.
• May: Just like our vacation with the Eds!
• Kara: You three had a vacation with Edd and his friends?
• Lee: We gotta tell her, girls. We were...
• Marie: Hey, I'm telling the story here! I make them sound exciting!
• May: No! I am!
• Mr. Conductor: All three of you can share telling the story. Like siblings should.
• Lee: Great idea, little man. And maybe you should share some tolerance with your sister.
• Mr. Conductor (angrily): Why, you-!
• Kara: Never mind them, Mr. C. (to the Kankers) Go ahead.
• Lee: Thanks, squirt. We parked our trailer on Eddy's lawn...(in unison, we transition to "Home-Cooked Eds") [narrating] And were just coming back to our mobile home from sightseeing and shopping...
• Marie [with camcorder]: Wait'll the folks at home see this!
• May [on camera]: I'm a movie star! (internal snort)
• Lee [on camera; shoving May aside]: Move it, May, I'm beat! Marie, get that camera out of my face-!!!
• (After story)
• Kara: Well, I would NEVER do that to my Grandpa.
• Mr. Conductor: And neither would I to my sister. Speaking of my sister, I better go find her before she gets into any more trouble. Bye.
• Lee (voice only): Later, little man!
• May (voice only; in unison): Bye, Mr. C!
• Marie (voice only; in unison): See ya around!
• Kara (in unison): Bye, Mr. C.
• (In unison, Mr. Conductor disappears)
• Lee: C'mon, girls. What's say we find some more fun around here?
• May: Let's go find our boyfriends!
• Marie: And that hunky brother Eddy's hiding from?!
• (The Kankers exit the scene)
• Kara: *exhales*
• Harry (entering): Hello, Kara.

Trivia

• Eddy's Brother guest stars in this episode.
• Sister Conductor and Eddy's Brother are the antagonists of both Mr. Conductor and Eddy.

Episode 70: Queen For A Day

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Kevin, Nazz, Sarah, Jimmy and the Kankers
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Sarah

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas Meets the Queen
2. Special Attraction

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Sir Ed-A-Lot (Sarah's story about when she pretended she was a queen, Jimmy was a prince and the Eds her servants.)

Trivia

• This Family Special is a special tribute in loving memory of the Former Queen of the United Kingdom, Elizabeth II [Elizabeth Alexandria May] (April 21, 1926 - September 8, 2022).

Episode 71: Missing Whistles

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Eddy

Thomas Stories

1. Bulls' Eyes
2. Train Stops Play
3. Percy's Ghostly Trick
4. Thomas, Percy & The Dragon
5. Special Funnel

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• The Luck Of The Ed (Eddy's story about the time he had Ed hide his magazines, but forgot where he hid them.)

Song

• Really Useful Engine

Trivia

• Ed, Edd and Eddy are the only characters from their named show to appear in the Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales episodes.

Episode 72: Wildlife

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Stories

1. Four Little Engines
2. Trouble for Thomas
3. Toad Stands By
4. Thomas Saves the Day
5. Rusty Helps Peter Sam

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• A Twist of Ed (Edd's story about when the Kankers caused trouble for him and the other Eds so they used reverse psychology only to have the tables turned on them.)

Song

• Toby

Episode 73: Wish You Were Here

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train
2. Mind That Bike
3. Rock 'N' Roll
4. Home At Last
5. Thomas and the Special Letter

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Dear Ed (Edd's story about the time he and the other Eds tried to find Johnny a new friend after he and Plank had a falling out.)

Song

• Island Song

Episode 74: For the Birds

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Ed

Thomas Stories

1. A Bad Day for Sir Handel
2. Steamroller
3. Old Iron
4. Double Trouble
5. Bowled Out

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Virt-Ed-Go (Ed's story about the time he and the other Eds built a clubhouse, but was scared to go up.)

Song

• Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

Episode 75: Splish, Splash, Splosh

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy
• Ed, Edd and Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Stories

1. Passengers and Polish
2. Gallant Old Engine
3. Bertie's Chase
4. Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady
5. You Can't Win!

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• Read All About Ed (Edd's story about his job delivering newspapers, but when Ed and Eddy helped, chaos occurred)

Song

• Gone Fishing

Episode 76: Paint the Town Red

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
• Featuring Ed, Edd and Eddy
• Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story told by Edd

Thomas Stories

1. Come Out, Henry!
2. Fish
3. Whistles and Sneezes
4. Henry and the Elephant
5. Bulldog

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

• It's Way Ed (Edd's story about the time the other kids switched from fad to fad and he, Eddy and Ed came up with their own fads and combined them into one.)

Song

• Let's Have a Race