Cast[]
- Otis as Stan Marsh
- Dag as Satan
- Pip as Jesus Christ
- Pig as Chef
- Ben as Gerald Broflovski
- Daisy as Bebe Stevens
- Duke as Mr. Mackey
- Freddy as Terrance
- Miles as Stuart McCormick
- Bessy as Mrs. Crabtree
- Eddy, Igg, and Bud as Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick
- Everett as Clyde Donovan
- Etta as Carol McCormick
- Peck as Pip Pirrup
- Maddy as Linda Stotch
- Root as Kindergarten Goth
- Snotty Boy as Curly Goth
- Mr. Beady as Dr. Mephisto
- Pizza Twin #1 as Randy Marsh
- Pizza Twin #2 as Jimmy Vulmer
- Mrs. Beady as Wendy Testaburger
- Officer O' Hanlon as Timmy