Cast[]
- Steve as Ten Cents
- Stan as Big Mac
- Principal Lewis as Bluenose
- Klaus as OJ
- Roger as Top Hat
- Barry as Warrior
- Bob Memari as Hercules
- Steve as Sunshine
- Kyle Broflovski (From South Park) as Grampus
- Avery Bullock as Captain Star
- Scott Tenorman (From South Park) as Zorran
- Stewie (From Family Guy) as Zebdee
- Bertram (From Family Guy) as Zak
- Terence (From South Park) as Zug
- Phillip (From South Park) as Zip
- Satan (From South Park) as Captain Zero
- Fry (From Futurama) as Fire Tug
- Chuck White as Bluenose
- Stan Marsh (From South Park) as Boomer
- Scott The Dick and Damien (From South Park) as Burke and Blair
- Francine as Lillie Lightship
- Hayley as Sally Seaplane
- Kenny McCormick (From South Park) as Sea Rogue
- Randy Marsh (From South Park) as Izzy Gomez
- Jeff as The Coast Guard
- Snot as Billy Shoepack
Version Two (Made By Mason Hemphill: DO NOT DELETE!)[]
- Steve as Ten Cents
- Stan as Hercules
- Klaus as OJ
- Brian Lewis as Big Mac
- Sanders as Top Hat
- Barry as Warrior
- Snot as Sunshine
- Avery Bullock as Captain Star (Both actors who voice Captain Star and Avery Bullock are named Patrick.)
- Francine as Sally Seaplane
- Hayley as Lillie Lightship
- Lisa Sliver as Pearl
- Greg as Zug
- Terry as Zip
- Toshi as Izzy Gomez