A Scarf For Dipper is a Jake & Friends spoof to A Scarf For Percy.


  1. Jake Long as Thomas (Dante Basco)
  2. Dave The Barbarian as Henry (Danny Cooksey)
  3. Ron Stoppable as James (Will Friedle)
  4. Dipper Pines as Percy (Jason Ritter)
  5. Mickey Mouse as Sir Topham Hatt (Wayne Allwine)
  6. Minnie Mouse as Lady Hatt (Russi Taylor)
  7. George Banks as Jeremiah Jobling (David Tomlinson)
  8. Captain B. McCrea as Farmer Trotter (Jeff Garlin)


  • Michael Angelis: It was a cold winter's morning in Disneyland. The wind was bitter and the ground hard with frost. Jake and Dipper were cold and cross.
  • Jake: All I want is a warm coat.
  • Michael Angelis: Huffed Jake.
  • Jake: Firelighter knows that. He's late.
  • Dipper: He's not late.
  • Michael Angelis: Replied Dipper.
  • Dipper: This weather woke us up early.
  • Michael Angelis: Gusts of wind swirled round the shed, tossing flakes of snow towards Jake. Then they swooshed round Dipper too.
  • Dipper: Why don't we talk about something else?
  • Michael Angelis: Shivered Dipper.
  • Jake: Yes.
  • Michael Angelis: Replied Jake.
  • Jake: Like how silly we'll look when our funnels turn into icicles.
  • Dipper: That's not funny. Maybe we'll stop feeling cold if we talk about warm things-like sunshine and steam.
  • Jake: And firefighters.
  • Michael Angelis: Muttered Jake.
  • Dipper: Scarves!
  • Michael Angelis: Continued Dipper.
  • Jake: Scarves?!
  • Michael Angelis: Laughed Jake.
  • Jake: That's what you need, Dipper. A woolly scarf round your neck.
  • Michael Angelis: Jake was only teasing, but Dipper thought happily about scarves until the firelighter came. Mickey Mouse was enjoying hot porridge for breakfast. He was looking foward to taking important visitors on a tour of the railway, and had pressed his special trousers.
  • Mickey Mouse: I shall put them in my trunk, and change into them just before the photographs are taken.
  • Michael Angelis: He said to his wife. Then he set off to catch his train. Dipper was now working hard. His fire was burning nicely, and he had plenty of steam, but he still hought about scarves. He saw them everywhere he went.
  • Dipper: My funnel's cold! My funnel's cold!
  • Michael Angelis: He puffed.
  • Dipper: I want a scarf! I want a scarf!
  • Dave: Rubbish Dipper!
  • Michael Angelis: Said Dave.
  • Dave: Characters don't wear scarves.
  • Dipper: Characters with proper funnels do.
  • Micael Angelis: Replied Dipper.
  • Dipper: You've only got a small one.
  • Micahel Angelis: Before Dave could answer, Dipper puffed away. Dave snorted. He was looking foward to pulling the special train. It was time for the photographs. Everyone was excited. Mickey Mouse was waiting on the platform for his trousers. They were in a trunk amoungst a big load of baggage. The porters were taking the baggage trolley across the line. They were walking backwards to see that nothing fell off. Dipper was still being cheeky. His driver always shut off steam just outside the station. Dipper wanted to surprise the coaches by coming in as quietly was he could. But the porters didn't hear him either. Boxes and bags burst everywhere.
  • Dipper: Oh!
  • Michael Angelis: Groaned Dipper. Sticky streams of jam trickled down Dipper's face. A top hat hung on his lamp iron. Worst of all, a pair of trousers coiled lovingly round his funnel. Everyone was very angry. Mickey Mouse seized the top hat.
  • Mickey Mouse: Mine! Dipper, look at this!
  • Dipper: Yes sir. I am sir.
  • Mickey Mouse: My best trousers too.
  • Dipper: Yes sir. Please sir.
  • Mickey Mouse: We must pay the passengers for their spoiled clothes, and my trousers are ruined. I hope this will teach you not to play tricks with the coaches.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper went off to the yard. He felt very silly. On the way he met Ron.
  • Ron: Hello, Dipper. So you found a scarf, eh? But legs go in trousers, not funnels!
  • Michael Angelis: And he puffed off to tell Dave the news. That evening, Jake and Dipper were resting in the shed. Dipper's driver has taken away the trousers and gave Dipper a good rubdown.
  • Jake: Firelighter's promised to come early tomorrow.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Jake. Dave arrived. He'd enjoyed taking the visitors around and now he felt sorry for Dipper too.
  • Dave: Driver says the weather will be warmer tomorrow. You won't need a scarf, Percy.
  • Dipper: Certainly not!
  • Michael Angelis: Replied Dipper.
  • Dipper: Characters don't need scarves. Characters need warm boilers. Everyone knows that!
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