Cast[]
- Jack Cates as Stan Marsh
- Reggie Hammond as Eric Cartman
- Albert Ganz as Curly Goth
- Luther as Kyle Broflovski
- Billy Bear as Randy Marsh
- Ben Kehoe as Chef
- Elaine Marshall as Bebe Stevens
- Captain Haden as Clyde Donovan
- Rosalie as Wendy Testaburger
- Detective Algren as Mr. Mackey
- Detective VanZant as Mr. Garrison
- Detective as Kenny McCormick
- Lisa as Sheila Broflovski
- Casey as Liane Cartman
- Sally as Sharon Marsh
- Candy as Tammy Warner
- Patrol Officer #1 as Phillip
- Patrol Officer #2 as Terrance
- Policewoman as Shelly Marsh