Open Sesame/Opposite Game (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Grover's Orange Book as Ernie
 * Cookie Monster's Blue Book as Grover

Lyrics
Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Ba ba ba bum, ba ba ba bum. Ba ba ba bum, ba ba ba bum, ba ba ba bum. Ba ba ba bum, ba ba ba bum, ba ba ba...Grover's Orange Book! Oh, a ha ha. Hello, this is your furry pal, Cookie Monster's Blue Book.

Grover's Orange Book: I know, and I'm so glad you're here, Cookie Monster's Blue Book. You're just in time.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Oh, lucky me, how timely.

Grover's Orange Book: Mm hm.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: In time for what?

Grover's Orange Book: To help me sing this great song about opposites.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Oh, is this a song a furry, cute, blue monster, like myself, would enjoy singing?

Grover's Orange Book: Oh, it's a great song, Cookie Monster's Blue Book. It's lots of fun, and you get to do the opposite of everything that I do! It's like a game.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Oh! I love musical games!

Grover's Orange Book:  (spoken) Okay, well here we go. Now you just do the opposite. (singing) This box is empty.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Oh, I see, and this box is full.

Grover's Orange Book:  (spoken) Very good, Cookie Monster's Blue Book. (singing) Mine's easy to push.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Mine's quite hard to pull. Here I am on the bottom.

Grover's Orange Book: (singing) That's me up on top. (spoken) Hi, Cookie Monster's Blue Book. (singing) Watch me stand still.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Watch me run 'til I drop. (panting)

Grover's Orange Book: My toy's in one piece.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Mine is broken in two.

Grover's Orange Book: I've got lots of cookies.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: I have only a few.

Grover's Orange Book: I'm nice and dry.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: And I am all wet.

Grover's Orange Book: I feel great!

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: I'm as blue as a monster can get.

Grover's Orange Book: (spoken) Okay, Cookie Monster's Blue Book, one more verse! (singing) This feather is light.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: This couch weighs a ton.

Grover's Orange Book: Aren't opposites great?

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: I do not find them fun.

Grover's Orange Book: I'm sliding down.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: While up I must climb.

Grover's Orange Book: Well, this game is over.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Thank goodness.

Grover's Orange Book: (singing) Now, let's play one more time. (spoken) Come on, Cookie Monster's Blue Book.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Ahh. (faints)

Grover's Orange Book: (laughing)