On Site with Spike

On Site with Spike is the third episode of the RS Mr. Conductor and the Pack spin-off of Spike the Dragon and Friends. It is a parody of the Jack and the Pack episode, On Site with Thomas.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Jack
 * GC Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Alfie
 * Tito Swing (from Shining Time Station) as Oliver (Pack)
 * Hoops as Max
 * Dumb-Bell as Monty
 * Harry Cupper (from Shining Time Station) as Kelly
 * Billy Twofeathers (from Shining Time Station) as Byron
 * Rusty McRail (from Shining Time Station) as Ned
 * Barton Winslow (from Shining Time Station) as Nelson
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as Patrick
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt (mentioned)
 * Spitfire as Miss Jenny

Transcript
Narrator: It was a simmering summer day on Ponyville. Hoity Toity had sent Spike to help RS Mr. Conductor and his friends at the construction site. They were busy working on the foundations for the new community center. Schemer was pouring concrete for a new plaque.

RS Mr. Conductor: ROASTING HATS, IT'S HOT!

Narrator: Panted RS Mr. Conductor

Spike: Makes my scales ache.

Narrator: Said Spike.

Schemer: Out of the way, youngers!

Narrator: Teased Schemer.

Schemer: Someone important coming through!

RS Mr. Conductor: What makes you so important?

Narrator: Huffed RS Mr. Conductor.

Schemer: Concrete!

Narrator: Rattled Schemer.

GC Mr. Conductor: We're important too.

Narrator: Said GC Mr. Conductor.

Schemer: But I'm the most important!

Narrator: Said Schemer.

Spike: He's a bit cheeky.

Narrator: Puffed Spike as he walked away. But GC Mr. Conductor and RS Mr. Conductor were curious.

GC Mr. Conductor: Who was the most important?

Narrator:  RS Mr. Conductor couldn't wait to ask Billy Twofeathers.

RS Mr. Conductor: Is Schemer the most important?

Narrator: Asked RS Mr. Conductor.

Billy Twofeathers: Nonsense.

Narrator: Said Billy Twofeathers.

Billy Twofeathers: Schemer can't pour his mushy concrete until I level the site. That makes me the most important.

Narrator:  GC Mr. Conductor made a beeline for Tito Swing.

Tito Swing: Slow down.

Narrator: Purred Tito Swing.

Tito Swing: What's gotten you racing around in this heat?

GC Mr. Conductor: Schemer said he was the most important.

Narrator: Panted GC Mr. Conductor.

GC Mr. Conductor: Is that true?

Tito Swing: Oh my, no.

Narrator: Said Tito Swing politely.

Tito Swing: Digging the foundations is the most important. Mmm-hmm. And that's what I do.

Barton Winslow: Transport.

Narrator: Boasted Barton Winslow.

Barton Winslow: Without transport they're wouldn't be any construction. That makes me the most important.

Rusty McRail: Our operators.

Narrator: Declared Rusty McRail.

Rusty McRail: They're in charge of safety. They're defintely the most important.

RS Mr. Conductor: I give up.

Narrator: Clattered RS Mr. Conductor.

GC Mr. Conductor: They can't all be the most important.

Narrator: Said GC Mr. Conductor. They were confused. When Spike returned, he could see that everyone was talking about who was the most important, even Hoops and Dumb-Bell.

Hoops: I'm the most important.

Narrator: Dieseled Hoops.

Dumb-Bell: I am.

Narrator: Boasted Dumb-Bell.

Dumb-Bell: I can hold more and less time than anyone else.

Narrator: And before their operators could stop them, they were off to get even bigger loads. Hoops was getting the biggest load he could carry.

Hoops: MORE!

Narrator: Boomed Hoops. So was Dumb-Bell.

Dumb-Bell: MORE!

Narrator: Boomed Dumb-Bell.

Tito Swing: I think that's enough.

Narrator: Said Tito Swing politely.

Dumb-Bell: MORE, AND HURRY!

Tito Swing: If you say so.

Harry Cupper: Hoops, Dumb-Bell!

Narrator:  Harry Cupper called.

Harry Cupper: Slow down!

Narrator: Spike could see Hoops and Dumb-Bell were headed for trouble.

Hoops: I'm the most important!

Narrator: Snapped Hoops.

Dumb-Bell: I am!

Narrator: Blasted Dumb-Bell.

Hoops: I AM!

Dumb-Bell: I AM!

Schemer: Look out!

Narrator: Shouted Schemer.

(Schemer falls into the concrete, covering both him and Spike)

Dumb-Bell: Oh, flatten my wings!

Narrator: Shouted Dumb-Bell.

Hoops: Not my fault.

Narrator: Called Hoops.

Schemer: My beautiful concrete!

Narrator: Moaned Schemer.

Spike: My beautiful purple skin.

Narrator: Moaned Spike. Spitfire was cross when she heard the news.

Spitfire: I'm very disappointed in you two.

Narrator: She said to Hoops and Dumb-Bell.

Spitfire: You've caused a lot of trouble. And look at poor Spike.

Hoops: We were only trying to show who was the most important.

Narrator: Groaned Hoops.

Spitfire: You're all part of a team.

Narrator: Said Spitfire.

Spitfire: There's no such thing as most important.

RS Mr. Conductor: Not even Schemer?

Narrator: Clattered RS Mr. Conductor.

Spitfire: Patrick?

Narrator: Scolded Spitfire.

Spitfire: Were you bragging about concerete again?

Schemer: I might have said something.