Ned's Newt Videos Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * (Paramount Pictures (1986-2003) still logo)
 * (Clips: Ned's Newt)
 * Narrator: What do you get when a kid overfeeds his ped newt?
 * Ned Flemkin: Everyone knows that.
 * Newton: Oh, I'm really guessing.
 * Narrator: You get one super-sized smart-alecky salamander.
 * Newton: Ha ha! You're right!
 * Narrator: He's Ned's Newt. And now you can get him on video.
 * Newton: Write it down.
 * Narrator: That's right. All the outrageously overgrown fun of the hit TV series "Ned's Newt" can be yours for 995 or less each.
 * Rusty: No way!
 * (Ned Flemkin surprised)
 * Kids: YAY!
 * Narrator: That's 995 or less each before counting 4 episodes on every videocassette.
 * Ned Flemkin: This is great!
 * Sharon Flemkin: That's my boy.
 * Narrator: So don't let this slippery character slip through your hands.
 * Newton: It's clear what you have to do.
 * (Newton tries to use videos instead of bullets to gunshooting on one of these places)
 * Narrator: Start your collection of Ned's Newt videos today.
 * Newton: Now we better get out of here before we cause any more future altering damage to the ecosystem.
 * (Sending Newton on the wall with three videos as three videos can change into new ones)
 * Narrator: Ned's Newt. Now on video, and look for more adventures, Coming Soon.
 * (Copyright Notice)