Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Bear in the Big Blue House and Blue's Clues/Professional Pirate (from Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Reggie Van Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Long John Silver
 * Billy (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Jim Hawkins
 * Treelo (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Calico Jerry
 * Mr. Salt (from Blue's Clues) as Easy Pete
 * Jack the Dog (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Short Stack Stevens
 * Rocko (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Black Eyed Pea
 * Mailbox (from Blue's Clues) as Clueless Morgan
 * Sidestep (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Polly Lobster
 * Mr. Moon (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Mad Monty
 * Jeremiah Tortoise (from Bear in the Big Blue House), Big Duck (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast), Nedley the Rabbit (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast), Doc Owl (from Bear in the Big Blue House), BB Cats (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast), Slippery Soap (from Blue's Clues), Shovel (from Blue's Clues) and Harry the Duck (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as The Pirates

Lyrics
Reggie Van Beast: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation My father said "Now, son, this choice deserves deliberation Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier My boy, why not consider a more challenging career?"

Pirates: Hey, ho, ho You'll cruise to foreign shores  (Reggie Van Beast: Ha ha ha! Sing it, lads!)  And you'll keep your mind and body sound  (Reggie Van Beast: Show him you've been practicing!)  By working out of doors

Reggie Van Beast: True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without

All: And when you're a professional pirate

Sidestep: That's what the job's about

Reggie Van Beast: Upstage, lads, this is my only number!

Now, take Sir Francis Drake; the Spanish all despise him But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood!

Pirates: Hey, ho, ho  (Reggie Van Beast: Oh, I love it!)  We're honorable men  (Reggie Van Beast: 'Tis poetry in motion!)  And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten!

Reggie Van Beast: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute

All: But when you're a professional pirate

Mailbox: You don't have to wear a suit ...What?

Mr. Moon: I could have been a surgeon I like taking things apart!

Sidestep: I could have been a lawyer But I just had too much heart

Mailbox: I could have been in politics 'Cause I've always been a big spender

Mr. Salt: And me... I could have been a contender

Reggie Van Beast: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated I say we're victims of bad press; it's all exaggerated We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet!

All: Hey, ho, ho It's one for all for one And we'll share-and-share-alike with you and love you like a son We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be And when you're a professional pirate

Reggie Van Beast: You'll be honest, brave, and free The soul of decency You'll be loyal and fair and on the square And most importantly-

All: When you're a professional pirate You're always in the best of company!