Dumbest Ways to Die

Dumbest Ways to Die is a parody of the song Dumb Ways to Die

Lyrics
Put you're foot in a food blender Hide inside a steam engine's tender Use lava as you're floor Build a house without a door

Dumbest ways to die So many dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to di-ie-ie So many dumbest ways to die

Go out naked in the snow, Use a hose to make the house overflow, Stand on top of a moving car, Consume a lot of sticky tar, Use a jellyfish as a hat, Stroke a lioness like a kitty cat,

Dumbest ways to die So many dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to di-ie-ie So many dumbest ways to die

Use an oven as a hiding place, Put a hot iron on you're face, Stand on top of the sun, Accidentally shoot the wrong way with a shotgun, Try to bungee jump from a tall tower, Fly with a jet pack during a meteor shower,

Dumbest ways to die So many dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to di-ie-ie So many dumbest ways to die

Spill oil in a microwave, Throw an anvil at the top of a cave, Cut a TNT in half, Use a king cobra as a scarf, Build a skyscraper using jelly, Tell you're boss he's really smelly,

Their the dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to di-ie-ie So many dumbest, so many dumbest ways to die!