PocketBac/Nobody (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Frosted Snowman as Gonzo
 * Vanilla Cupcake as Rowlf the Dog

Lyrics
( Frosted Snowman, accompanied by Vanilla Cupcake , sings "Nobody.")

Frosted Snowman: When life seems full of clouds and rain And I am filled with naught but pain Who soothes my thumping, bumping brain? Nobody When winter comes with snow and sleet And me with hunger and cold feet Who says, "Here's two bits, go and eat"? Nobody I ain't never done nothin' to nobody I ain't never got nothing from nobody no time And until I get something from somebody sometime I don't intend to do nothin' for nobody No time When I try hard and scheme and plan To look as good as e'er I can Who says, "Look at that handsome man"?

Vanilla Cupcake: Who does?

Frosted Snowman: Nobody. When all day long things go amiss And I go home to find some bliss Who hands to me a glowing kiss?

Vanilla Cupcake: Nobody.

Frosted Snowman: Right, I ain't never done nothin' To nobody I ain't never got nothing From nobody no time And until I get something From somebody sometime I don't intend to do nothin' for nobody No time