Muppets/Me and My Jacket (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Miss Piggy as Zoe
 * Maureen the Mink as Zoe's Jacket

Lyrics
Miss Piggy: Me and my mink!

Maureen the Mink: The only difference is that pigs have skin. She's different from me and I'm different from her.

Miss Piggy: Strolling along Sesame Street.

Maureen the Mink: She got some feet and I've got no foot. We wear the different socks and the boots.

Miss Piggy: Me and my mink.

Maureen the Mink: You got some arms and I got some sleeves. You're full of skin and I've got some weaves.

Miss Piggy and Maureen the Mink : But that doesn't matter to us at all. Because we can be friends someone with who is big and tall.

Miss Piggy: Because when it's time to play.

Maureen the Mink: Under the sun.

Miss Piggy: We played all day.

Maureen the Mink: Till the day is done.

Miss Piggy: And sleep all day.

Maureen the Mink: Wasn't that fun?

Miss Piggy: Me and my mink.

Maureen the Mink: I love to repeat what I tell you before. I bet I'm the best that you ever wore.

Miss Piggy and Maureen the Mink : Though we're not the same in any way. So what if we're different? Because we don't care. You know Scooter's different than Fozzie Bear. As long as there's fun that we get to share. Like there's gonna be whee-a whee For my mink and me! Ye ah!