Muppets/Mamma Mia (from Elmo the Musical)

Cast

 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
 * Hilda as The Big, Bigger and Biggest County Fair Judge
 * Pumpkin as Big Tomato
 * Whatnots as Anything Muppets
 * Patrol Bear Impersonator, Abe and Bernie as Pigs

Lyrics
Patrol Bear Impersonator, Abe and Bernie: (oinking)

Hilda: And now, it is my honor to present the award for the biggest pumpkin in the whole wide world. And the winner is...

Rizzo the Rat: Wait!

Hilda: Mamma Mia!

Pumpkin: What?

Hilda: Mamma Mia.

Pumpkin: What does she keep saying that?

Rizzo the Rat: Rizzo doesn't know.

Hilda: Mamma Mia. You're really large. My, my. You're bigger than two-ton bars. My, my. Mamma Mia. You are humungous. You're bigger than a city bus.

Pumpkin: That's very nice of you to say. But am I the biggest pumpkin?

Hilda: Mamma Mia. Let's compare. My, my. Big pumpkin, go sit right there. My, my, my.

Rizzo the Rat: This pumpkin is big.

Hilda: This one's bigger.

Rizzo the Rat: Not small.

Hilda: But you. You're the biggest one of all!

Rizzo the Rat and Hilda : My, my, my. Mamma Mia! You're the biggest one!

Pumpkin: Mamma Mia! This is so much fun! My, my. Mamma Mia! I'm the biggest one! My, my.

Hilda: Mamma Mia! You're the biggest size. So you deserve the biggest size. Here's a ribbon that's big. This one's bigger.

Rizzo the Rat: Small!

Rizzo the Rat and Hilda : But here is the biggest ribbon of them all. My, my. Mamma Mia! You're the biggest one.

Everyone: Mamma Mia! Mamma Mia! Mamma Mia!

Hilda: Mamma Mia!