TV/Thomas Parody 6: Haunted Bill

Cas

 * Bill (from King of the Hill) as Henry
 * Professor Oak (from Pokemon) as Edward
 * Sonic (from Sonic the Hedgehog) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Henry's Crew as Themselves
 * OJ (from TUGS) as Old Bailey
 * Robots (from AOSTH) as The Trucks
 * The Workman as Himself
 * Garfield (from Garfield) as Gordon (Non-Speaking Role)
 * Michael Angelis as The Narrator

Transcript

 * Michael Angelis: It was a moonlit night and Bill was working with Professor Oak. The big TV character was taking some Robots to a house by the lake.
 * Professor Oak: Whenever that owl hoots, a mist rolls in.
 * Michael Angelis: Murmured Professor Oak.
 * Professor Oak: There’s a legend that when the mist's about, there's a ghost about too. Take care on the old line, Bill.
 * Bill: Stupid bird!
 * Michael Angelis: Said Bill.
 * Bill: Owls, mists, ghosts. Professor Oak's going soft in the head. There’s no mist.
 * Michael Angelis: But Bill was wrong.
 * Bill: What's that?
 * Michael Angelis: Cried Bill.
 * Bill's Driver: It's an amber light.
 * Michael Angelis: Murmured his Driver.
 * Bill's Driver: That means, Proceed with caution. Who's there?
 * Michael Angelis: No one replied. Bill crept slowly forward. He stopped by a tree. It had a sign nailed to it: “BEWARE OF THE VIADUCT.” The Driver was surprised.
 * Bill's Driver: No one warned us about that before, and look -- the light’s red! And the gates are closed. A-a-a-and there’s a fogman’s coat! But where is its owner?
 * Michael Angelis: Then they saw a light moved within a house.
 * Bill: G-g-g-GHOSTS!
 * Michael Angelis: Exclaimed Bill.
 * Bill: Professor Oak was right!
 * Bill's Driver: Something very strange is happening.
 * Michael Angelis: Said his Driver.
 * Bill's Driver: I think it’s best we go back.
 * Bill: So do I!
 * Michael Angelis: Agreed Bill. By morning, the mists have cleared. A workman was talking about the unsafe viaduct.
 * Workman: Lucky you didn’t cross it last night.
 * Bill's Driver: Yes, but we don’t know who warned us.
 * Michael Angelis: Replied Bill's Driver. Later that day, he spoke to Bill.
 * Bill's Driver: The viaduct has been repaired. We can take our load back along the old line tonight.
 * Michael Angelis: Bill didn’t really want to. But when nightfall came, he was sizzling nicely. Suddenly, an owl hooted, and then Garfield thundered by.
 * Robot: Oh look--Bill's spooked!
 * Michael Angelis: Said a Robot and the others giggled in their silly way.
 * (Robots laugh)
 * Bill: Be quiet!
 * Michael Angelis: Snapped Bill.
 * Bill: I’m not scared.
 * Michael Angelis: But he was. A little later, the fog came down. As they approached the same area, they saw the amber light again.
 * Bill's Driver: Here we go.
 * Michael Angelis: Said Bill's Driver. Then, unbeknownst to Bill, the gates mysteriously closed by themselves. And the signal went red. The Robots have seen all, and they were spooked.
 * Robots: Faster! Faster! There’s a ghost about.
 * Bill: Stop! Stop!
 * Michael Angelis: Yelled Bill. A mysterious figure watched Bill go by. Ahead was a landslide blocking the road. Bill braked hard, but the robots hit some of the rubble and plunged over the ravine. Just then, Bill's Driver saw a strange sight coming towards them.
 * Bill's Driver: What’s that?
 * Michael Angelis: He said. Then he laughed.
 * Bill's Driver: That’s our ghost -- it’s OJ, the harbor tug!
 * Michael Angelis: OJ was very cross.
 * OJ: I tried to warn you about the viaduct. Why didn’t you pay attention?
 * Bill's Driver: We’re sorry we ignored your warnings.
 * Michael Angelis: Replied the Driver.
 * Bill's Driver: Is there anything we can do to thank you?
 * OJ: I’d like to operate that old house. If you let me, I promise I won’t spook Bill.
 * Michael Angelis: And in a little while, OJ’s wish was granted.
 * Sonic: You and your house will be really useful.
 * Michael Angelis: Said Sonic.
 * Sonic: Let’s hear a hearty thank you to the friendliest, uh, ghost in Bigg City Port.
 * Michael Angelis: Everyone cheered. Especially Bill, who was the happiest of all.