Random Grouches/Everything in the Wrong Place Ball (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Grandpa Grouch as Oscar the Grouch
 * Granny Grouch as Grundgetta

Lyrics
Granny Grouch: Oh, your bowtie's on your forehead and your shoes are on your chest. You got an old sock on your left hand and on your head, a buzzard's head. Yeah, you look really yucky.

Grandpa Grouch: And you look yucky, too.

Granny Grouch: Oh, thank you.

Grandpa Grouch and Granny Grouch : I'm glad I'm going to the Everything in the Wrong Place Ball with you.

Grandpa Grouch: Oh, your socks are on your shoulders. You know I like them there. One shoe is on your left hand, and the other one's in your hair. Yeah, you look really yucky.

Granny Grouch: And you look yucky, too.

Grandpa Grouch: Heh, heh, heh.

Grandpa Grouch and Granny Grouch : I'm glad I'm going to the Everything in the Wrong Place Ball with you. I'm glad I'm going to the Everything in the Wrong Place Ball with you.