Muppet lip balm/Sammy the Snake (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape as Sammy the Snake

Lyrics
Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: (spoken) Sssss! Say hey! I'm Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape, and I'm here to tell you people something about the letter "S".

(sung) Oh, I'm Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape And I look like the letter "S"ssss. Oh, yes.

I'm all wiggly and curvy, And I look like the letter "S"ssss. I confess.

But do you know the sound Of Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape? Well, the sound of the letter "S" Is the sound I make.

(spoken) I say "Sssssss!" Let me tell you about it. Out of sight.

(sung) I say "Sssss!" in the morning, "Sssss!" in the afternoon.

(spoken) Yes, I do to all my snake friends.

(sung) I say "See you later, Slinky." She's my sister. I say "See you soon."

(spoken) Yeah, she's super slick.

(sung) Yeah, I'm Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape, And I have to confess That I look and I sound just like the letter "S".

(spoken) Now come on, all you children, and make that "S" sound with me. Here we go. Ssssssssssss! Yeah, that's fine. That's the sound you hear in the beginning of a word like "sing" or "storytime." Let's do it again. Ssssssssssss! Yeah, you hear that sound in the beginning of a word like "seesaw," "silly," "super," "star," or "seven."

(sung) Yeah, I'm Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape, And I have to confess That I look and I sound just like the letter "S".

(spoken) Ssssssssssss! So long.