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Characters

 * Thomas
 * Edward
 * Trevor
 * Gordon (cameo)
 * James (cameo)
 * Percy (cameo)
 * Sir Topham Hatt (mentioned)

Ringo Starr US version

 * Ringo Starr: Sir Topham Hatt works his engines hard, but they are very proud when he calls them really useful.
 * Edward: I'm going to the scrapyard today.
 * Ringo Starr: Edward called to Thomas.
 * Thomas: What? Already? You're not that old.
 * Ringo Starr: Replied Thomas cheekily. Thomas was only teased him. The scrapyard was full of rusty old cars and machinery. They are broken into pieces, loaded into cars and Edward pulls them to the steelworks where they are melted down and used again. Today, there was a surprise waiting for Edward in the yard. It was a traction engine.
 * Edward: Hello.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Edward.
 * Edward: You're not broken and rusty. What are you doing here?
 * Trevor: I'm Trevor. They're going to break me up next week.
 * Edward: What a shame.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Edward.
 * Trevor: My driver says I only need some paint, polish and oil to be as good as new, but my owner says I'm old fashioned.
 * Ringo Starr: Edward snorted.
 * Edward: People say I'm old fashioned, but I don't care. Sir Topham Hatt says I'm a useful engine. What work did you do?
 * Trevor: My owner will send us from farm to farm. We threshed corn, hauled logs and did lots of other work. The children loved to see us.
 * Ringo Starr: Trevor shut his eyes, remembering.
 * Trevor: Oh, yes. I like children.
 * Ringo Starr: Edward set off for the station.
 * Edward: Broken up, what a shame. Broken up, what a shame. I must help Trevor, I must.
 * Ringo Starr: He thought of all his friends who liked engines. But strangely none of them would have room for a traction engine at home.
 * Edward: It's a shame, it's a shame.
 * Ringo Starr: He hissed. Then...
 * Edward: Peep! Peep! Why didn't I think of him before.
 * Ringo Starr: There on the platform was the very person.
 * Vicar: Hello, Edward. You look upset. What's the matter, Charlie?
 * Ringo Starr: He asked the driver.
 * Driver: There's a traction engine in the scrapyard, Vicar. He'll be broken up next week. Jem Cole says he never drove a better engine.
 * Edward: Do save him, sir. He saws wood and gives children rides.
 * Vicar: We'll see.
 * Ringo Starr: Replied the Vicar. Jem Cole came on Saturday.
 * Jem Cole: The reverend's comin to see you, Trevor. Maybe he'll buy you.
 * Trevor: Do you think he will?
 * Ringo Starr: Asked Trevor hopefully.
 * Jem Cole: He will when I lit your fire and clean you up.
 * Ringo Starr: The Vicar and his two boys arrived that evening. Trevor hadn't felt so happy for months. He chuffered about the yard.
 * Vicar: Show your paces, Trevor.
 * Ringo Starr: Said the Vicar. Later he came out of the office, smiling.
 * Vicar: I've got him cheap, Jem, cheap.
 * Jem Cole: Did ye hear that Trevor?
 * Ringo Starr: Cried Jem.
 * Jem Cole: The reverend's saved you and you'll live at the vicarage now.
 * Trevor: Peep! Peep!
 * Ringo Starr: Whistled Trevor. Now Trevor's home was in the Vicarage Orchard, and he sees Edward every day. His paint is spotless and his brass shines like gold. Trevor likes his work but his happiest day is the church fair. With a wooden seat bolted to his bunker, he chuffers round the orchard giving rides to children. Long afterwards, you will see him shut his eyes, remembering.
 * Trevor: I like children.
 * Ringo Starr: He whispers happily.

George Carlin version

 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt works his engines hard, but they are very proud when he calls them really useful.
 * Edward: I'm going to the scrapyard today.
 * George Carlin: Edward called to Thomas.
 * Thomas: What? Already? You're not that old.
 * George Carlin: Replied Thomas cheekily. Thomas was only teased him. The scrapyard was full of rusty old cars and machinery. They are broken into pieces, loaded into cars and Edward pulls them to the steelworks where they are melted down and used again. Today, there was a surprise waiting for Edward in the yard. It was a traction engine.
 * Edward: Hello.
 * George Carlin: Said Edward.
 * Edward: You're not broken and rusty. What are you doing here?
 * Trevor: I'm Trevor. They're going to break me up next week.
 * Edward: What a shame.
 * George Carlin: Said Edward.
 * Trevor: My driver says I only need some paint, polish and oil to be as good as new, but my owner says I'm old fashioned.
 * George Carlin: Edward snorted.
 * Edward: People say I'm old fashioned, but I don't care. Sir Topham Hatt says I'm a useful engine. What work did you do?
 * Trevor: My owner will send us from farm to farm. We threshed corn, hauled logs and did lots of other work. The children loved to see us.
 * George Carlin: Trevor shut his eyes, remembering.
 * Trevor: Oh, yes. I like children.
 * George Carlin: Edward set off for the station.
 * Edward: Broken up, what a shame. Broken up, what a shame. I must help Trevor, I must.
 * George Carlin: He thought of all his friends who liked engines. But strangely none of them would have room for a traction engine at home.
 * Edward: It's a shame, it's a shame.
 * George Carlin: He hissed. Then...
 * Edward: Peep! Peep! Why didn't I think of him before.
 * George Carlin: There on the platform was the very person.
 * Vicar: Hello, Edward. You look upset. What's the matter, Charlie?
 * George Carlin: He asked the driver.
 * Driver: There's a traction engine in the scrapyard, Vicar. He'll be broken up next week. Jem Cole says he never drove a better engine.
 * Edward: Do save him, sir. He saws wood and gives children rides.
 * Vicar: We'll see.
 * George Carlin: Replied the Vicar. Jem Cole came on saturday.
 * Jem Cole: The reverend's comin to see you, Trevor. Maybe he'll buy you.
 * Trevor: Do you think he will?
 * George Carlin: Asked Trevor.
 * Jem Cole: He will when I lit your fire and clean you up.
 * George Carlin: The Vicar and his two boys arrived that evening. Trevor hadn't felt so happy for months. He chuffered about the yard.
 * Vicar: Show your paces, Trevor.
 * George Carlin: Said the Vicar. Later he came out of the office, smiling.
 * Vicar: I've got him cheap, Jem, cheap.
 * Jem Cole: Did ye hear that Trevor?
 * George Carlin: Cried Jem.
 * Jem Cole: The reverend's saved you and you'll live at the vicarage now.
 * Trevor: Peep! Peep!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Trevor. Now Trevor's home was in the Vicarage Orchard, and he sees Edward every day. His paint is spotless and his brass shines like gold. Trevor likes his work but his happiest day is the church fair. With a wooden seat bolted to his bunker, he chuffers round the orchard giving rides to children. Long afterwards, you will see him shut his eyes, remembering.
 * Trevor: I like children.
 * George Carlin: He whispers happily.