Muppets/The Land of the Dinosaurs (from Sesame Street Live: Elmo's Coloring Book)

Cast

 * Waldorf as Ernie
 * Statler as Bert
 * Brontosaurus as T-Rex
 * Animal as Cookie Monster
 * Andre as Professor Art

Lyrics
Waldorf: Oh, take ours, Andre. Statler and I color this one together.

Andre: Ooh, dinosaurs. Very good.

Statler: Have you ever try to feed a dinosaur? It isn't easy.

Waldorf: Hey, Statler. How can we feed this dinosaur?

Statler: Weeks or months and ask for more.

Waldorf: More.

Statler: More.

Waldorf: More.

Statler: More.

Chorus: More.

Statler: Holy MacGundy!

Waldorf: Will you look at that?

Statler: Wow!

Chorus: Bones, bones, bones, bones. Bones, bones, bones, bones. Bones, bones, bones, bones. Bones, bones, bones, bones.

Statler: Millions of years ago, in the shadow of volcano, the dinosaurs they roam.

Waldorf: Well, how do we know, know, know?

Statler: Because they left us their...

Chorus: Bones, bones, bones, bones. Bones, bones, bones, bones.

Waldorf: They have big ones as tall as a house.

Statler: That's big.

Waldorf: Little ones as small as a mouse.

Statler: Aw, that's cute.

Waldorf: Huge teeth that shows when they growl.

Statler: And how do we know, know, know?

Statler and Waldorf: Because we found all their...

Chorus: Bones, bones, bones, bones. Bones, bones, bones, bones. Bones, bones, bones, bones. Bones, bones, bones, bones.

Waldorf: Wow!

Statler: Closer.

Statler and Waldorf : High above, the pterodactyl flew like a bird. And on the ground, the tyrannosaurus rex.

Brontosaurus: You better not disturb. (roars)

Waldorf: What was that, Statler?

Statler: I don't think we need to stay here and find out.

Animal: Cowabunga!

Brontosaurus: You better treat me with respect.

Chorus: R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Brontosaurus: I don't wanna be your pet.

Chorus: He don't wanna be your pet.

Brontosaurus: I'm the feisty bad news yet. Be glad we've never met.

Animal: Me smell meat.

Brontosaurus: Whoa, whoa, whoa. My teeth are a sight to see. Everybody runs away from me. I scare everyone to death, literally. Maybe it's my breath. (laughing)

Animal: Did he say food? Ooh. Let's do lunch.

Brontosaurus: Any bones to crunch? The bigger, the better.

Animal: Me working up a appetite.

Brontosaurus: Would you like to come over for a bite?

Animal: Maybe not.

Chorus: You better treat him with respect.

Brontosaurus: You better.

Chorus: He don't wanna be no pet.

Brontosaurus: I'm not playing.

Chorus: He's the feisty bad news yet.

Brontosaurus: (laughing) Be glad we've never met.