The Tiny Toons & Looney Tunes Show

The Tiny Toons & Looney Tunes Show is an TV show (based on the original Looney Tunes characters and series from 1930-1969 and Tiny Toon Adventures characters and series from 1990-1995).

Synopsis
The concept of the show revolves around Buster Bunny, Plucky Duck, and the Warner siblings hanging with the Tiny Toons gang: Babs Bunny, Hamton J. Pig, Fifi la Fume, Shirley the Loon, Montana Max, Elmyra Duff, Calamity Coyote, and more. In the show, Buster and Plucky meet the Warner siblings in their adventures together in Los Angeles. The show features the characters living in different homes and going to a different school than in their previous show.

The series will focus more on characters like Fifi la Fume and Calamity Coyote. The series is also a small crossover of Tiny Toons and Animaniacs.

Each season will mostly have sitcom related episodes from time to time. They will also feature some cartoon humor, preteen to teen drama, variety, and parody episodes. The stories of each episode will have either modern or orignality to them. In Season 2, they feature new characters like; Animaniacs - Slappy Squirrel, Mindy, Buttons, and more, Lightning Rodriquez, the rejected duck versions of the Warner Siblings, and many more.

Characters
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 * Buster Bunny - The main protagonist of the series. His modern design depicts him in a red hoodie and a pair of white gloves. Plucky is often seen mooching off him, but he is aware of this and often prevents him from doing so. He serves as a love interest to both Babs and Fifi, although he is more in favor of Babs, likely due to her personality and the fact that they are both rabbits.
 * Babs Bunny - Buster Bunny's best friend and love interest. Her modern design depicts her in a yellow blouse, a purple skirt, and two purple ear ribbons, making her outfit not that much different from her original design's.
 * Plucky Duck - The series' third main character. His modern design depicts him in a white tanktop making his outfit not that much different from his original design. Plucky is often seen mooching off the other Tiny Toons (mainly Buster and Hamton), but he does value his friendship with them, as well as learning from his hero, Daffy Duck.
 * Hamton J. Pig - The series' fourth main character. His modern design depicts him in overalls making his outfit not that much different from his original design. He is a neat freak, and when he has guests over (mainly Plucky), he prefers they treat his house with the same respect he would treat theirs. Plucky is often seen mooching off him, but unlike Buster, his is pretty oblivious to this. His appetite rivals that of Wakko Warner and Dizzy Devil, although he prefers to stick to his diet. He is one of Fifi's love interests, and is the most in favor of her.
 * Montana Max - The main antagonist of the series. His modern design depicts him in a green shirt, a black jacket, and black pants. Both his jacket and pants have many pockets (with which to hold his large amounts of money. He is the richest and meanest kid in the city and purposely goes out of his way to make the lives of others miserable, specifically Buster's and Babs'. He serves as a love interest to Elmyra Duff, and while he does harbor similar feelings toward her, he prefers not to show them by pretending to hate her, although she is one of his only friends.
 * Elmyra Duff - The second main antagonist of the series. Her modern design depicts her in an aqua blouse, a white skirt, black shoe, white socks, and a skull-donned bow, making her outfit not that much different from her original design's.
 * Dizzy Devil - Dizzy's modern design depicts in in a yellow beanie, although his fangs are sharper than his original design's. His appetite rivals that of Hamton and Wakko's. He is often seen as a Los Angeles party animal, and he feels that a party wouldn't be a party if he weren't invited (which he rarely is).
 * Fifi La Fume - One of Babs' friends, who hangs out with her on occasion. Her modern design usually depicts her wearing just a pink hair ribbon, but depending on her episode appearances, she would wear a diffferent outfit. She owns a perfume shop in the Shopping Mall, which in one episode, Plucky tries to help her save from being shut down. Her love interests include Hamton, Calamity, and Buster, and although Hamton has feelings towards her, she is more in favor of Buster or guys who are/or look like skunks.
 * Shirley the Loon - One of Babs' friends, who hangs out with her and Fifi on occasion. Her modern design depicts her in a pink shirt and a pink hair ribbon. She serves as a love interest to both Plucky and Fowlmouth, and although she is more in favor of Plucky, she wishes she weren't so popular with either of them.
 * Calamity Coyote - Calamity's modern design depicts him in a pair of pink high-tops, making his modern design not much different from his original design. He is still seen trying to cach Little Beeper on occasion, but he occasionaly serves as the brains of the Tiny Toons, and he often uses his inventions to help others in need. He also serves as a love interest for Fifi, although Hamton is more in favor of her.
 * Little Beeper - Beeper's modern design depicts him in a pair of blue high-tops, making his modern design not much different from his original design. He is still seen being chased by Calamity on occasion, and never misses the chance to laugh at his misfortune. He is one of the most athletic students in the school, next to Buster himself.
 * Furrball - Furrball's modern design is not much different from his original's. He is usually depicted as Elmyra's pet cat, although he is one of her less enthusiastic pets. In one episode, he runs away from her and tries to live with Buster, but things don't turn out very good. On occasion, he is still seen trying to catch Sweetie Bird and Li'l Sneezer, but with little success.
 * Sweetie Bird - Sweetie's modern design is not that much different from her original design. She is usually depicted as Elmyra's pet canary. She often pesters Furrball, usually when he's minding his own business, so that he will try to catch her, as she is trying to get him kicked out of Elmyra's house.
 * Li'l Sneezer - Sneezer's modern design depits him in a disposable diaper. Sneezer still manages to sneeze powerfully, but he now has better control of his allergies, due to taking an allergies medication.
 * Arnold the Pit Bull - Arnold's modern design is noth that much different from his original design. He owns a gym in the city, where he only allows the toughest to work out there. Other times, he is Montana Max's bodyguard.
 * Fowlmouth - Fowlmouth's modern design depicts him in a blue/green short-sleeved shirt, and a pair of black and white high-tops, although his comb is sharper. Ironically, his modern self does not swear (especially around little children), and has replaced swearing with the euphamism, "dad-gum." He serves as one of Shirley the Loon's love interests, although Shirley is more in favor of Plucky (not by much, though).
 * Bugs Bunny - Buster Bunny's mentor and favorite teacher. His modern design is based on his design in The Looney Tunes Show (2011).
 * Daffy Duck - Plucky Duck's mentor and favorite teacher. His modern design is based on his design in The Looney Tunes Show (2011).
 * Porky Pig - Hamton J. Pig's mentor and favorite teacher. His modern design is based on his design in The Looney Tunes Show (2011).
 * Foghorn Leghorn - Fowlmouth's mentor and favorite teacher. His modern design is based on his design in The Looney Tunes Show (2011).
 * The Warner Siblings - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot from Animaniacs. Their modern designs do not differ much from their original designs. Yakko and Wakko's personalities are similar to Mac and Tosh's on The Looney Tunes Show (2011). Dot is often seen hanging out with Babs, Fifi, and Shirley.
 * Perfecto Prep Alumni - Recurring antagonists on the show, Including Danforth Drake, Roderick Rat, and Rhubella Rat. They often appear in competition with the Tiny Toons' school, who usually end up defeating them (if not by at least one point).
 * Dr. Gene Splicer - Dr. Gene Splicer's modern design does not differ much from his original design. It is revealed that after the events of Hare Raising Night, one of the Brain's inventions returned Splicer from his rooster form to his original human form. Since then, he has vowed revenge on Buster for releasing his captive animals. Unfortunately for him, he never succeeds.
 * Pinky and the Brain - Dr. Gene Splicer's lab mice and loyal minions. Their modern designs do not differ much from their original designs.
 * Slappy Squirrel - She is one of the characters from "Animaniacs". Her modern design is no different from her original. In the show, she is seen still living in her treehouse with her nephew. She is also seen giving the toons advice to outsmart their enemies.
 * Skippy Squirrel - He is one of the characters from "Animaniacs". He is seen going to school with the Tiny Toons gang. He's good friends with everybody he meets, except for Monty. He is the nephew of Slappy Squirrel.

Cast

 * Charlie Alder as Buster Bunny, Roderick Rat, and Grovely
 * Tress MacNeille as Babs Bunny, Rhubella Rat, Maricia the Martian, Dot Warner, and Miss Flamiel
 * Jeff Bergman as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Foghorn Leghorn, Sylvester and Tweety
 * Fred Armisen as Speedy Gonzales
 * René Auberjonois as Pepé Le Pew
 * Joe Alaskey as Plucky Duck
 * June Foray as Granny, Melissa Duck and Witch Hazel
 * Gail Matthius as Shirley the Loon
 * Billy West as Elmer Fudd
 * Candi Milo as Sweetie
 * Maurice LaMarche as Dizzy Devil, The Brain and Yosemite Sam
 * Scott Innes as Hamton J. Pig
 * Danny Cooksey as Montana Max
 * Kath Soucie as Fifi La Fume, Lil' Sneezer and Margo Mallard
 * Kristen Wigg as Lola Bunny
 * Frank Welker as Furball, Calamity Coyote, Little Beeper, Gogo Dodo, Byron Basset, Barky Marky, Saul Sheepdog, Checudda and The Road Runner
 * Bob Bergen as Porky Pig
 * John Kassir as Pete Puma
 * Eric Bauza as Marvin the Martian
 * Jim Cummings as Tasmanian Devil and Melvin the Monster
 * Kwesi Boakye as Gossamer
 * Jeff Bennett as Baloney the Orange Dinosaur
 * Jeff Altman as Dr. Gene Splicer
 * Cree Summer as Elmyra Duff, Witch Sandy and Mary Melody
 * Rob Paulsen as Yakko Warner, Fowlmouth, Concord Condor, Danforth Mallard, Pinky, Arnold the Pit Bull, Banjo Possum and Mac Gopher
 * Jess Harnell as Wakko Warner, Lightning Rodriguez and Tosh Gopher
 * Daran Norris as Barnyard Dawg and Wile E. Coyote
 * Jeff McCarthy as Michigan J. Frog
 * Amy Poehler as Sniffles
 * Grey DeLisle as Petunia Pig and Miss Prissy
 * Tara Strong as Tyrone Turtle
 * Jimmy Bennett as Skippy Squirrel

Season One
1. Tiny Toon Returners Parts 1 & 2

After 21 years of being off the air, Buster Bunny and Plucky Duck head to the Warner studio to ask for the return of the series. When they reject the idea, they decide to make a cartoon to show they are destined to be back on the air, but with little success. Then from the water tower, the Warner siblings show up. At first, they annoy the two toons, but with Buster's quick thinking, they end up with a great cartoon and end up on a talk show. Every toon is excited to be back on air, especially the Warner siblings who want to be part of the Tiny Toons gang.

2. You People are Crazy & Pop Star Strike

Finally being back on the air, Babs Bunny gets to show off her new acts. Though being back on air has made the fame go to her head, so Buster asks the Warners to teach her a lesson. And then, Fifi and the Warners try to see Jayden Beaver. Fifi wants to hold him up close and the Warners want his autograph for their book of celebirty signatures, but keep getting thrown out by Jayden's bodyguard.

3. Who Eats Who? & Out of Cologne

Hamton and Wakko compete to see who can eat the most, but then team up to beat Perfecto's food eating champion. And then, Plucky tries to help Fifi keep her perfume shop from being shut down with the help of the Tiny Toons gang. All hope seems lost, until actress Angelina Joulie comes and tries some perfume.

4. Game Over Parts 1 & 2

When the hottest new handheld gaming device, the Numbindo 3D2 (3D Squared) hits the market, Everyone in the whole city gets one. Everyone except Plucky Duck, that is. Unable to get a good job at the Shopping Mall, Plucky resorts to being Montana Max's personal assistant, but is working for the richest and meanest kid in the world worth it?

5. Pin, Lose, or Draw Parts 1 & 2

Yakko and Wakko host the Royal Oaks Bowling Tournament, where the winning team will win the grand prize of $10,000. Plucky's team, the Plucky Ducks, face off against Montana's Maulers and the Perfecto Pin Strikers. Plucky's team is unsuccessful at making strikes, until they find out that Buster is an expert at making strikes. Can Plucky, with the help of Buster, win the tournament?

6. Love Triangle Parts 1 & 2

Buster tries to win Babs heart by writing a poem. He then finishes it and presents it to Fifi to see if it's good. Fifi hears Buster's poem and ends up falling in love with him by mistake. Babs tries to explain that the poem wasn't meant for Fifi, but she is too smitten by love to understand. Finally coming to agreement, Fifi finds Buster as a friend again. Or does she?

7. Love is a Many Stupid Thing Parts 1 and 2

On Valentine's day in the city, Montana Max breaks Elmyra's heart by telling her he hates her. Buster and Babs dress as a pair of Cupids to make Monty and Elmyra in love with each other, and for a while, it looks like their plan is successful, but when Fifi's smell manages to accidentally unhypnotize Monty, Monty plans to get revenge by playing an anti-love Cupid to get Buster and Babs to hate each other. It's up to Fifi to save her friends from Monty's stinky plan.

8. Birthday Gift & the Crazy Three

Buster, Babs, Plucky, and the Warner siblings shop at the mall to find a birthday gift for Hamton, but they keep getting unfocused by the survey ladies. And then, the Warner siblings annoy the Perfectos at there big secret party that there parents know nothing about.

9. Off the Tracks & Amore Perfume

Calamity, always the most unathletic coyote in the school, invents a genetic formula which enhances his athletic abilities. His abilities are then tested on Little Beeper, whose abilities surpass Calamity's by a land slide. Then, Fifi tries on a new perfume, but it's really a love potion that blocks her stink. Every guy in school is hypnotized by the effects of perfume, but for some reason, not Buster or the Warner Brothers. Fifi tries to use more of it to hypnotize Buster, but the side effects do not affect rabbits.

10. Cat Keep a Good Rabbit Down & the Crazy Three plus Cat

Furrball runs away from Elmyra and decides to become Buster's pet, but things don't turn out very well, as Furrball makes a mess of Buster's home, and Buster tries to return him to Elmyra. Then, Furrball runs away again and decide to be Wakko's pet. Things go badly for him when Wakko pampers him so much.

11. Triple Date Parts 1 & 2

Plucky has terrible luck with girls, so Buster asks Babs and Fifi for dating advice. When Plucky gets the advice, he then uses it to ask Shirley out on a date and she gladly accepts. Babs then realizes that Fifi still has feelings for Buster. So she asks Buster to set up a date with her, which leads Babs with the idea that Fifi might steal Buster from her. Hamton becomes jealous and helps Babs to stop their date. Buster is then in a confused state as to what is happening.

12. Beauty and the Thief Parts 1 & 2

A wanted criminal has been committing a series of robberies across the City, but Babs manages to catch him on video while showing off her new Peach MyPhone to her friends at the Mall. Since the criminal vows revenge on her for catching him on video, Babs takes up karate in various ways (including watching Karate Kangaroo). Fortunately for Babs, she's not alone. Her friends work together to help her defeat the criminal and arrest him.

13. The Mean and Rich Vs. The Cool and Crazy Parts 1 & 2

Montana Max is always bringing trouble where ever he goes; cutting in line, pushing others, and yelling at innocent people, especially Lil' Sneezer. So Buster and Yakko teach him that bullying is wrong, the hard way. They first sing a song about why bullying is wrong and what are the negative effects to it, then they take him on in a fight with a pro wrestler teaching him, and lastly they go to Shirley to look into the future of may to Montana if he continues. He then apologizes to everyone he did harm to.

14. Hello Nice Toonsters and Love Stinks 2

While being chased by Elmyra, Buster, Babs, Plucky, Fifi, and the Warner siblings end up in the office of Mr. Crazy Person who is directing a new comedy. He finds the toons funny, but the toons find him weird and insane. Then, Calamity sets another trap for Little Beeper, but ends up getting him and Buster covered in tar and feathers, which leads Fifi to believe that they are skunks.

15. No Nose Knows Like Sneezer's Nose and Forest Pete's Sake

Li'l Sneezer undergoes a labratory experiment where his nose isn't stuffed and he doesn't sneeze as powerfully as he used to. This experiment also improves his sense of smell. Sadly, the effects are only temporary. Then, Montana Max plans to destroy the forest to build a pencil factory. It's up to Plucky to take his alter-ego, The Toxic Revenger temporarily out of retirement to save the forest and erase Monty out of the picture.

16. Dot's Poetry Corner & Lucky Toon

The toons come to the cafe and listens to Dot with her short, but funny poetry. Then, Yakko hosts his own game show and each player gets a special prize. Wakko goes first and plays Wack-the-Duck with Plucky being the target. Next is Little Beeper who plays Move Move Evolution against a break dancer. Next is Lil' Sneezer who plays Knock-It-Off and blows hundreds of bowling pins down with his sneezes. Next and last is Fifi who plays a Shoot Out and uses her stink as a gun. Wakko's prize is home version of Wack-the-Duck, Beeper's prize is home video of Calamity's Failures on DVD boxsets, Sneezer's prize is a lifetime supply of cheese and cold medicine, and Fifi's prize is Buster Bunny tied up in a rope.

17. French Trip Parts 1 & 2

Buster, Plucky, and the Warners win a free class trip to Paris, France. When there, the toons have the time of their lives, but when they get to the Lourve, all of the art is gone and it's up to Buster, Babs, Plucky, Yakko, and Fifi as detectives to figure this mystery out.

18. School Crazies & Coyote Howl

When the toons teacher becomes sick, the school hires Miss Flamiel as the substitute for the week. The toons dislike their sub and can't take it. Buster then comes up with an idea to get her to change her attitude with the help of his friends. Then, Babs and Plucky help Calamity learn to talk for the first time in Tiny Toons history. So far, they have no success and they are still determined to help him speak.

19. Mess with Buster Week Parts 1 & 2

The toons at school start to pull all sorts of pranks on Buster this week to make him fill the shame of being pranked. But then, their pranks go too far when they drop a giant pie on Buster killing him. The angel of Buster visits the toons to ask why they did it. They then are visited by the Bunny's of the future to look at the future without Buster. The Warner Bros. Studio was shut down, the toons were grown up jobless and poor, everything was falling apart. Plucky was going insane with guilt, Babs and Fifi were crying so much with even more guilt, and even worse, they are paid by a visit with Rabbit Satan. In the end, it is revealed as a huge prank planned by Buster and Yakko to get back at everyone. Everyone was relieved that Buster wasn't dead this whole time.

20. Hooky, Line, and Sinker & All Week Cramming

Babs attends a midnight movie premiere, and as a result, oversleeps and misses an entire day of school. Ordinarily, this wouldn't be a problem, except she oversleeps on the day of an exam that counts for 50% of her final grade. It's up to Buster to tutor Babs so she'll succeed in the make-up exam, which means no hanging out with her friends during study hours. Then, if Wakko wants to pass the class, he needs to ace the exam on Friday, so Yakko helps him prepare for the big test. But Wakko keeps getting unfocused by the tv. Yakko then hides the tv and starts singing a musical number on different subjects. When Wakko gets enough information, he takes the test and got a good enough grade to pass.

21. Fowl Romance & Why Did the Chicken Cross the Line?

Plucky and Fowlmouth compete to see who can win a date with Shirley the Loon, but Shirley would much rather hang out with Babs and Fifi than with either of those two crazy lovebirds. Then, Montana Max opens a new fast-food restuarant, Montana Rotisserie Chicken, and plans to cook Fowlmouth. Fowlmouth teams up with Foghorn, Daffy, and Plucky to save birds everywhere and protest against the new restaurant. When all else fails, Monty gets a visit from the Health Inspector.

22. Stink Kiss & Slumber Bunny

Buster calls Babs, Plucky, and Hamton for movie night, but when calling Babs, he accidentally calls Fifi and she comes over wanting to be close to Buster. During the movie, when they get to the romantic scene, Fifi gets the idea that her and Buster should kiss, but she's under careful watch by Babs. Then, Babs hosts a slumber party with Shirley and Fifi, but there little party has been interrupted by the Warner siblings who are delivering a pizza from Pizza Kiosk.

23. Bandits on a Train Parts 1 and 2

A man in the government assigns Buster to deliver an important treasure to a high-securty bank in Washington, DC, to prevent it from getting into the wrong hands. The treasure is inside a briefcase that is difficult to open, since the man lost the combination many years ago. Buster decides that taking a train to Washington DC is the safest way to travel, especially since he gets motion sickness on airplanes. He brings Babs, Plucky, and Hamton along for the ride, but the Bandit that they captured in Beauty and the Thief has escaped from prison, snuck onboard the train, and while everyone's back is turned, stolen the treasure and tied up the engineers. With no one to control the train, the train is now headed for an unfinished bridge in an upcoming harbor. Can Buster and his friends re-capture the thief and stop the train before it sinks them many fathoms down? And what exactly is in that old briefcase anyway?

24. Bird Sitting and Beeps to Peeps

Plucky decides to take a job being a pet sitter, so far, no one will take him. Until, Mary Melody hires Plucky to watch her bird Sweetie Pie, who finds Plucky annoying and decides to mess with him. Then, Little Beeper travels the world to compete in the World's Ultimate Track race taking place in many different areas. Little does he know that the Perfectos are here to cheat and mess him up. Luckily, the Warner siblings are here to help him out.

25. The Toons to the Rescue Parts 1 & 2

When it's morning, Buster, Plucky, and the Warners find that all of the Tiny Toons gang is missing. They then search for clues to find out where they are. There evidence then leads them to Montana Max's house. At first, Montana Max says nothing, but the toons get closer look inside to find that the gang was taken hostage for multiple reasons. One whould be to make them fur coats, the other made for dinner, and the last ones would be sold as stuffed animals. Buster and the gang then come up with a plan to get the guys out of there. The Warners handled distracting Monty and his guards, while Buster and Plucky find the codes to unlock the cages freeing the animals.

26. Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun and Baloney Gets Cancelled

Skippy Squirrel is a new student in Northdale Middle School and has trouble making friends, instead being the unlucky target of school bullies. Buster, Babs, and Plucky try to help him find his inner talent so he can impress everyone at the school talent show. Then, after 13 seasons, The Baloney the Orange Dinosaur show gets cancelled due to low ratings and Baloney goes to live with his old "friends", the Warner siblings. The Warners' worst nightmare has come true, and with Buster and Babs' help, they try to get Baloney his old job back.

27. That'll Leave a Mark and Debit Slash

Buster and Plucky try win money by making a home video for the 'World's Most Painful Home Videos' show. So far, nothing painful happens to them until they get a visit from Wakko and his mallet. But when it goes to far, it turns into a battle instead of a contest. Then, Since that Buster and Plucky saved up all there money, their parents decide that they get debit cards. They then shop at the mall and buy everything that they wanted. But they are soon blackmailed by Babs and have to shop for all the stuff she wants.

28. Send Out the Clowns and How Much is That Elmyra in the Window?

The Circus comes to the City, and Buster and Babs invite their friends to join them, but when they invite the Warner Siblings, they find out about Wakko's irrational fear of clowns. Can they keep his fear under control before it brings the Big Top down to the bottom? Then, after a failed attempt to capture Buster and Babs, the two bunnies ask Elmyra how she would feel if they treated her they same way she treats all her pets. This leads to Elmyra having a nightmare the following night where she is captured by the two bunnies and they love and baby her, turning the tables on her.

29. Sugar, Splice, and Evil Lab Mice Parts 1 & 2

Thanks to one of the Brain's inventions, Dr. Gene Splicer is back to his human form and vows revenge on Buster for releasing all his captive animals. Meanwhile, Babs reuinites with an old friend, Melvin the Monster. This leaves Buster jealous and thinking there's something Melvin has inside him that he doesn't. Even though Babs tries to explain that she and Melvin are just friends and that she would never date outside her own species, Buster doesn't buy it. But when Splicer, assisted by Pinky and the Brain, capture Babs to lure Buster into a trap, Buster needs Melvin's help to defeat Splicer and save his best friend.

30. Casa de Toons Parts 1, 2, 3, & 4

Season Finale - The toons rent a summer beach house for the week on their spring break. Buster and Plucky compete against the Perfectos for the beach house, Dizzy tries to win a certain babe's heart, Calamity tries surfing, Fifi tries to win Buster's heart by getting him alone, and Babs and the Warners face off against a pirate looking for treasure.

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Season Two
31. Warner Party Parts 1 & 2

It's the Warner Bros. Anniversary and the Warner siblings are invited to the party. The Warners bring their Tiny Toons friends to meet all of the celebrities, including the cast of Animaniacs. Things then get chaotic when Babs does another one of her impressions.

32. Pibb Talk & Plucky's Pizza

Buster, Babs, Plucky, and the Warners sneak into a celebrity event party and have the time of there lives. There time is soon ruined by the never ending story teller, Pibb. Then, Plucky finds out that he has a talent for making pizza. So, he decides to make a pizza for his friends and they like it. His skill is then a competition for a world famous pizza maker.

33. Lightning Mouse & the Warner Fowlings

Little Beeper has some new competition when a newcomer, Lighting Rodriguez, gives him a run for his money. So, Buster decides to settle this with a race, Beeper vs. Rodriguez, and the winner will be proclaimed the fastest animal in the city. During the race, Calamity and Furrball each try to catch their respective prey. Then, the rejected duck versions of the Warners come and challenge the originals to a comedy off.

34. Fifi Appreciation Day Parts 1 & 2

Buster & Plucky have gotten a lot of comments about there character, Fifi. So they decide to make an episode based on her. First, Buster tries to explain that he only likes Fifi as a friend, but she doesn't take 'no' for an answer. Then, Fifi gives romantic advice to Plucky when he feels lonely on Friday nights. The episode ends with fans asking Fifi questions.

35. Mission Impossumble & Slap Happy Helpers

Montana Max plans to destroy Banjo Possum's swamp to make room for an exclusive spa, so Banjo and his family need Buster's help to save the swamp. Then, for Senior Citizen day, Buster and Plucky visit Slappy Squirrel for the week. They first find her rude and annoying, but seeing her old cartoons, they find her a hoot. They then help her with out foxing a cranky Walter Wolf.

36. Acme Digital TV Parts 1 & 2

Buster and Babs take over the network to bring you various parodies of modern tv shows, commercials, and movie trailers.

37. The Return of the Just-Us League of Supertoons Parts 1 & 2

Superbun and Batduck tell there story of the teams big battle with various of the Perfectos as villains.

38. Jealous Much? Parts 1, 2, & 3

Plucky becomes extremely jealous when Buster helps Shirley with her algebra. Then, Hamton becomes angry at Skippy who is being nice to Fifi in front of him. Then, Fifi gets a new swimsuit that has every guy eyeballing her. She tries getting Buster's attention, but Yakko's fun topics have more in Buster's interest.

39. Elmyra's Babysitting Terror & the Amazing Three and Crazy Three

Mindy's parents call Elmyra to babysit her since Buttons is in pain. However, Mindy goes chasing a butterfly, which makes Elmyra go chasing for her around town. The toons find the pain Elmyra is getting hilarious. Then, Babs, Shirley, and Fifi go out to a party downtown dressed up. The Warner siblings meet and decide to party, there way, by creating chaos.

40. Slap Beep & Kiss Booth

On her way to grocery store, Slappy meets Little Beeper who was being hunted by Walter Wolf to eat for supper. Beeper is then aided by the bombing stylings of Slappy Squirrel. Then, Fifi opens a kissing booth and Hamton wants to get a kiss. However, he's too nervous to go up there and kiss while people are watching. Luckily, Buster and Yakko are here to help.

41. Mouse to Mouse & Grocery Store Gorilla

Li'l Sneezer is the youngest mouse to attend a Mouse Camp and is teased about it by the other campers, except of course, for Lightning Rodgriguez, who decides to be his friend. When a hungry Furrball captures the other campers, Sneezer and Lightning team up to rescue them. Then, while Buster helps Babs with her grocery shopping, Babs finds a lost gorilla and asks Buster to look after him. Naturally, this is a task Buster doesn't enjoy, and ends up selling him to Montana Max for him to use in his circus. Of course, Buster regrets this decision, and with Babs' help, tries to rescue him.

42. Calamitic Effects & Yakko's Big Mouth

Calamity makes a helmet that hightens the brains ability. He uses it to help citizens across the city, but Monty wants to use just because he wants to have everything. The toons know the chaotic results of what would happen if he got a hold of the helmet. Then, Yakko does so much back talking, that it's making Monty mad. Yakko's comebacks are so much for Monty, that he explodes in defeat.

43. Monty's Shopping Mall & Rubella Hair

Monty buys the whole shopping mall. His rule is that he can enter the mall and nobody else. Buster, Yakko, and the gang then come up with a plan to get the mall back. Then, Babs and Dot spend a day at a hair salon, but Rubella is their too and ask them to get lost. However, they come up with a plan to get her to leave instead.

44. Blonde Date & The Bet

Buster runs into Binky Bunny at the mall. Binky finds Buster cute, but Buster already has a girlfriend. Binky may be good looking, but she's not very bright. What's worse is that she is following Buster every where he goes. Then, Buster and Plucky lose a bet to Babs and now they have to dye their fur and feathers pink. What would thought to be hilarious, ends up being a hit to everyone in school.

45. Hypno Daze and Savoir Fare Hare

Dr. Gene Splicer captures Babs and brainwashes her with his mind-control helmet to get her to capture Buster for him. Will Buster be able to save his best friend from Splicer's evil plan? Then, Fifi mishears Babs when she tells her that she's a skunk and Buster's a rabbit, which gives Fifi the idea that if she were a rabbit, she'd win Buster's heart for sure, so she goes to Acme Labs, where she transforms into a rabbit. Will Fifi finally win Buster's heart, or will Buster remain loyal to Babs?

46. Wackyland & How's about a Kiss?

Hamton and Calamity take a trip down to the darkest part of Africa, leading straight to Wackyland. There, they meet Gogo Dodo, who is the last of the Dodo's and he drags them into a very confusing chase. Then, Buster has a break down when Fifi kisses him on the lips. Yakko and Plucky try to help him get over it.

47. Toons in Control Parts 1 & 2

Tired of being on a sitcom, Buster, Babs, and the other toons go to the studio advisor to ask if they can make their own episodes. Buster and Plucky want to have action and adventure, Babs and Fifi want dramatic and romance, and Hamtom and Calamity want informative and educational. The Warner siblings step in and tell them that they are going the wrong way for their productions. They suggest that they do a sketch comedy, but the toons are sick of comedy, so the Warners show them that they are wrong.

48. Are the Siblings in? & Either He's Ducky or Plain Wakko

For Dr. Gene Splicer's next plan, he captures the Warner Brothers and Sister in order to lure in Buster, but Buster is pretty confidant that they are capable of handeling the doctor on there own. Then, Plucky and Wakko get back at Monty for stealing there lunches by daring him to eat very unusual and dangerous foods.

49. Adult Only Party & Meet the Little Ones

Buster's parents explain that they have never met his friends parents, so they organize a party so that they can meet them. All the toons are embarrassed about what there parents are talking about. Buster and Babs parents are getting along, Plucky's parents tell all the stories of when he was little, Fifi's parents tell everything about there lives together and the way Fifi dresses, and Hamton's parents are enjoying the food. Then, the Warners meet the Toons siblings at the party; three of Babs brothers and two sisters and Fifi's little brother.

50. What Warner is it? Parts 1 & 2

Calamity invents a time machine and takes Buster and the gang back through the life of the Warner Siblings from 1930s to the 1990s.

51. Copy Toons & Tv in the Dark

Buster and Babs are creeped out when everyone is copying there styles. The boys are wearing Buster's traditional red shirt and the girls are wearing Babs' yellow blouse and purple skirt. Then, the power goes out in the neighborhood, but Yakko brought his portable generator to Buster's house, so he and Buster watch a bunch of movies with the lamp on. Of course, hilarity ensues when everyone in the neighborhood tries to take advantage of Buster and Yakko for power.

52. "Coming Soon"

More Coming Soon

Season Three
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Season Four
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Specials
Coming Soon

Parodies Featured in The Tiny Toons & Looney Tunes Show

 * Nintendo Wii - Parodied as the Numbmindo Whee!
 * Nintendo 3DS - Parodies as Numbmindo 3D2 (3D Squared)
 * Justin Beiber - Parodied as Jayden Beaver
 * Apple iPhone/iPod/iPad - Parodied as Peach MyPhone/MyPod/MyPad
 * YouTube - Parodied as YourBox
 * FaceBook - Parodied as NeckJournal
 * Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda - Parodied as Karate Kangaroo
 * Jack Black - Parodied as Jack Blue
 * Dance Dance Revolution - Parodied as Move Move Evolution
 * Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? - Parodied as Are You Dumber Than a Grade Schooler?
 * KFC/Kentucky Fried Chicken - Parodied as MRC - Montana Rotisserie Chicken
 * Pizza Hut - Parodied as Pizza Kiosk
 * America's Funniest Home Videos - Parodied as World's Most Painful Home Videos

More Coming Soon

Cameos Featured in the Tiny Toons & Looney Tunes Show
More Coming Soon
 * Angelina Joulie
 * Skippy Squirrel (Animaniacs) (Mostly in Season 1)
 * Bugs Bunny (the Looney Tunes Show)
 * Daffy Duck (the Looney Tunes Show)

Catchphrases

 * And that's a wrap! (Buster Bunny)
 * Now it's personal. (Buster Bunny)
 * Time to party, Buster Style! (Buster Bunny)
 * Goodnight everybody! (Yakko)
 * Parting is such sweet sorrow! (Plucky Duck)
 * Faboo. (Wakko)
 * I just can't help myself. (Babs)
 * Hello Nurse! (Most of the males in the show)
 * Boys. (Dot and Babs)
 * Dad-gum! (Fowlmouth)
 * Narf! (Pinky)
 * Spooooo! (Skippy Squirrel)

Ending Taglines

 * And that's a wrap! (Buster Bunny)
 * Parting is such sweet sorrow! (Plucky Duck)
 * Goodbye, Nurse! (Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner)
 * I can't think of the ending of this show. I can't think of anything else. Plucky can't think period. Hey! (Buster, Plucky, Yakko, and Dot)
 * The show's over. NOW SCRAM! (Montana Max)
 * Zort! (Pinky)
 * Spooooo! (Skippy Squirrel)

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Locations

 * The Shopping Mall - A huge mall filled with lots of stores where most of Tiny Toons characters hang out and work.
 * Fifi La Fume's Perfume - A perfume store runned by Fifi in the Shopping Mall.
 * Northdale Middle School - A school where all the toons go to socialize and learn about the real world.
 * Royal Oaks Bowling Alley - A bowling alley where Yakko and Wakko host the tournament in the episode, Pin, Lose, or Draw.
 * Arnold's Workout Gym - An athletic gym that only allows the toughtest and strongest of men.
 * Warner Bros. Studio - A studio where actors from all over come to shoot movies and tv shows. It is also the home of the Warner siblings who live in the Water Tower.
 * Acme Acres - A suburb neighborhood where the Tiny Toons gang live. Each house is different from one another. Buster and Plucky are next door neighbors.
 * Weenie Burger - A fast-food restaurant where the Tiny Toons often hang out. One of their locations is in the Shopping Mall. In Game Over, Plucky once tried to get a job there to earn enough money for a Numbmindo 3D Squared, but was a terrible fry cook and got fired within the same day.
 * Dr. Gene Splicer's Lab - A laboratory where Dr. Gene Splicer hides out to create his genetically altered beasts. Home of Dr. Gene Splicer, Pinky, and the Brain.

More Coming Soon

Tiny Toon Returners
Buster: "Hey, I'm the one who's been doing all the hard work. You've just been lazy and mooching off your friends, hoping to get some credit for how much they put into it!"
 * Plucky: "What are we going to do? We've put too much hard work into this project to get back on the air to give up now!"

Plucky: "So are you saying you don't trust me?"

Buster: "I didn't mean it like that, Plucky. You're my second best friend, we've known each other since we were in diapers! Well, obviously I got out of mine first. All you ever cared about was flushing your bath toys down the toilet."

(Plucky flushes Buster's toilet)

Plucky: "Water go down the hoooole..."

Buster: "Hey, if you clog up my toilet, you're paying for the plumbing."

Plucky: "No problem." (Reaches into Buster's wallet)

Buster: "I don't mean with my money."

Plucky: "Aw..."


 * (Buster and Plucky are on their way to the WB Cartoon Studio)

Plucky: "You know what's strange, Buster? It's been 21 years since we were last on the air, and we're both still 14 years old!"

Buster: "I know. That's the beauty of cartoon characters; they don't age unless their creators want them to."

Wakko: "Oh no, He's Yakko. I'm Wakko."
 * Buster: "You guys are a bunch of Whackos."

Dot: "And I'm Dot, but call me Dotty and you die."

Plucky: "You the heck do you think you people are!?"

Yakko and Wakko: "We're the Warner Brothers!"

Dot: "And the Warner Sister."

Yakko: "May I ask who you two are?"

Buster: (Holds his finger up)

"BING!"

Yakko: "Buster Bunny and Plucky Duck of Tiny Toon Adventures!?"

Plucky: "That's correct!"

Warners: "We won, we won! What did we win?"

Buster: "Nothing."

Yakko: "Say, what kind of game show is this?"

Buster: "It's not."

Yakko: "Oh." "Wakko: "The one you said the network would never approve?"
 * Yakko: "You know the pilot for that new cartoon series we helped you make?

Buster: "Yes. What of it?"

Yakko and Wakko: "The network approved it!"

Wakko: "And they say they want more episodes of the series made,"

Yakko: "With you as the director!"

Buster: "Me? As Director? I can picture it all now..."

(Buster's fantasy sequence depicts him in a live-action cartoon studio, in which he and Plucky are the only animated cartoon characters)

Executive #1: "Mr. Bunny, your show is the biggest hit our network's had in years."

Buster: "Excellent."

Executive 2: "Your carrot smoothie, Mr. Bunny."

Buster: "Oh, thank you." (Hands her some money) "Here. Buy yourself something nice."

(Executive #3 is sewing the words BUSTER BAX onto Buster's director's chair. Buster looks at the chair and is not pleased)

Buster: "No no no! My last name is Bunny! BUNNY! I can't believe you'd confuse me for that other rabbit that always wears pants!"

Executive #3: "Sorry, Mr. Bunny."

Plucky: "I see you've had that director's chair problem too."

Buster: "Plucky, get out of here, this is my fantasy."

Plucky: "Well, excuse me for existing!"

(Buster's fantasy sequence ends)

Buster: "Yeah, that'd be awesome."

Pop Star Strike
Fifi: "Ze Jayden Beav-air conc-airt. I vant to hold Jayden close to moi arms."
 * Buster: "Where are you guys and girl headed off to?"

Wakko: "And we want his autograph to put in our collection of celebrity autographs."

Yakko: "Yes, Jayden's going right here, next to Rob Paulsen and Jess Harnell."

Wakko: "You have no idea what we had to do to get their autographs."

Yakko: "So, you coming with us?"

Buster: "Eh, I've seen one of his music videos on YourBox. And this is simply my opinion, but I think he's overrated."

Fifi: "Hmmph! If jou don't have anything nice to say about heem, don't say anything at all!"

Buster: "Actually, that's the nicest thing I can say about him right now."

Out of Cologne

 * Fifi: "What am I going to do? This is the only job I have. I'll have to get another one and who knows how long that's going to take!"

(Plucky slaps her face)

Plucky: "Calm down! We will keep this store running if it's the last thing we do! Do you understand?"

(Pause)

Fifi: "You can let go of my face now."

(Plucky lets go of her face)

Plucky: "Oh, sorry. Your fur was so soft, I couldn't let go."

Game Over

 * Buster: "Wait a minute. Are you seriously telling me you don't have a Numbmindo 3D Squared?"

Plucky: "Nah. My parents wouldn't get one for me because of my terrible grades in school. They say if I want one, I have to pay for it with my own money."

Buster: "Oh, you mean, as in getting a job? Because that's how I got my 3D Squared. I could loan you the money," (Plucky's face lights up) "but then you'd have to pay me back." (Plucky's face deflates, and before he can speak, Buster continues) "And you can't pay me back with other people's money, because then you'd have to pay them back, too. Hold on, I have a better deal. I still have my old Game Cog from when I was a kid; I could give it to you, absolutely free of charge."

Plucky: "But it's broken."

Buster: "Exactly."

Pin, Lose, or Draw

 * Plucky: "Nice round, guys. Lunch is on me. Oh, and Hamton, I'll need your wallet."

Babs: "You don't know what 'on me' means, do you?"

Plucky: "Of course I do!"

Babs: "Then how come you're paying for our food with Hamton's money?"

Plucky: "Believe me Babs, if I had my own money, I'd pay for lunch myself, but I just don't have that money right now. I'm just borrowing from Hamton. You understand, right?"

Babs: (Sarcastically) "Uh-huh. Sure."


 * Plucky: "Will you help us, for old time's sake?"

Buster: "I don't know. You might think I'm showing off, and I wouldn't want do that to my second best friend."

Plucky: "Please, Buster, if we lose the game to Monty or Roddy, I'll never be able to show my face in the world again, let alone the Royal Oaks Bowling Alley!"

Buster: "All right, I'll join you, under these three conditions. #1: If we win, we split the money four ways. That means each of us gets $2,500."

Plucky: "Deal."

Buster: "#2: You have to pay Hamton back for all the money you 'borrowed' from him."

Plucky: "A bit harder, but deal."

Buster: "And #3, just because I'm on your team, doesn't mean you're not still the Captain."

Plucky: "Now wait just a minute, there, Buster! There's no way I'm giving up my position as Captain just so you can play!"

Buster: "But I just said you still get to be Captain. It's your team, the Plucky Ducks."

Plucky: "Oh."

Love Triangle
Plucky: "Wait, let me read that!"
 * "Buster: So what do you think guy's?"

(Plucky takes the paper and reads it)

Plucky: "This really works on weme-"

(Plucky stopped talking)

Buster: "What?"

(They both looked at Fifi who was love dazed)

Plucky: "Uhhhh..."

Buster: "Are you okay?"

Fifi: "Oh, tre fine. It's just that, I never noticed how ansome' vous are."

Buster: "Uhhhhh, thanks?"

Fifi: "Vous have tre cute ears."

Buster: "Uhhhhh, thanks, I think."

Fifi: "So, have vous given any of ze thought of ze plans for ze date?"

Buster: "I have, actually."

Fifi: "And who's it for?"

Buster: "Oh, you know. If my poem is that good, I can't wait to see Babsies reaction."

(Fifi put on a shocked face)

(Buster got up and left)

Buster: "Well, thanks for the help."

Fifi: "Come by my house sometime, if vous like!"

Buster: (laughs) "Good one!" (laughs)

(Fifi looked at him with love as he walked by) Babs: "Fifi, Buster's a rabbit. You're a skunk. And besides, that poem wasn't for you."
 * Fifi: "(sighing) Ezent he just ze cutest?"

Fifi: "Don't vous think he haz ze cutezt earz? I can't wait to zee him tomorrow."

Babs: "You're not listening."

Off the Tracks
Buster: "Actually, Plucky, we won that game. You scored the winning touchdown, remember?"
 * Plucky: "What are we gonna do, Buster? With that wimpy, nerdy coyote on our team, Perfecto Prep will cream us, just like they creamed us at football!

Plucky: "Oh yeah. But what about the time they clobbered us at baseball?"

Buster: "We won that game, too. The Perfectoids were disqualified for cheating."

Plucky: "Oh. But what about women's basketball."

Buster: "We didn't win that one, Plucky."

Plucky: "I thought so!"

Buster: "The girls did."

Plucky: "Oh."


 * Foghorn: "Hello, ladies, I say, hello, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome, I say, welcome to the annual relay race between North, I say, Northdale Middle School and Perfecto Prep."

(Applause)

Foghorn: "Thank, I say, thank you. Represent, I say, representing Northdale Middle School this year will be Buster Bunny, Plucky Duck, Little Beeper,"

Buster: "Yes!"

Foghorn: "And anch, I say, anchoring this year's team will be Calamity Coyote."

(Cricket chirps, Calamity holds up a sign that says, Hello? A little positive reinforcement might help!)

Amore Perfume

 * Fifi: "(lauging) I actually like zes."

Hamton: "Here, Fifi. I brought you some chocolates."

Plucky: "Forget the chocolates, here's some roses, my beautiful flower."

Little Beeper: "Meep, Meep! (No, no! Here's a beautiful pearl necklace!)"

Dizzy: "No! Dizzy wrote poem for pretty skunk lady."

(Calamity holds up a sign that says, Here's a small replica of the Effiel Tower with pretty light effects!)

Wakko: "There's something very important I want to ask you. (Pulls a ring out)"

Yakko: "Wakko! You know you're not old enough to legally marry."

Wakko: "Oh. Never mind then."

Buster: "What the heck is going on here?"

Plucky: "Back off, rabbit! She's mine! Mine, mine, mine!"

Buster: "Have you gone nuts?"

Plucky: "Of course not, we're in love."

Buster: "More like insane, if you ask me."

Beauty and the Thief

 * Buster: "Babs, I just came by to drop off your... Oh, no way! You're watching Karate Kangaroo? That's my favorite movie ever! You know, Jack Blue is my Idol. Mind if I stay here and watch with you?"

Babs: "For your information, Buster, I'm not watching this movie for fun; I'm watching it because I've taken up karate and I need to mimic the characters' movements perfectly if I'm ever gonna stop that thief!"

Buster: "Cool. What color belt are you in right now?"

Babs: "White."

Buster: "How long till' you're a blackbelt?"

Babs: "Nine weeks, and I can't wait that long! That thief could be coming for me any minute, and I don't want to end up as the only fur coat he hasn't stolen! This so isn't worth the $10.00 a week my parents are spending!"

Buster: "Babs, calm down. I told you before in the mall, you have nothing to wory about. You're not alone against this thief. You have friends you can trust who will stick by you and help you catch him. That, and Plucky and Hamton."

Babs: "I guess you're right."

Buster: "I'll tell you what; if that thief comes after you here, I'll stick by you and keep a lookout for him. Then, I'll tell you if he comes and together, we can take him out. But that's later. Right now, I don't want to miss a minute of Karate Kangaroo!"

The Mean and the Rich Vs. The Cool and the Crazy
(Monty pushes Buster and Babs down)
 * Montana Max: "Out of my way, Rabbits!"

Babs: "How rude!"

Buster: "Must be something good at lunch today. And knowing Monty, he's gonna cut to the front of the line just so he can get all the good stuff."

Montana Max: (While pushing various students so he can cut in line) "Hey, move it! Out of my way! One side! Very important student coming through! I've got money, you know!"

Lunch Lady: "What'll it be, sir?"

Montana Max: "Give me all the good stuff you've got, RIGHT NOW!"

Lunch Lady: "We've got to save some for the other students."

Montana Max: "I've got cash!"

(Monty hands her a huge pile of money, she hands him a tray stacked with delicious food.)

Lunch Lady: "Have a good day, sir. Next."

(The other students grumble)

Sneezer: "Hey, Mr. Montana Max, sir!"

Montana Max: "What do you want, rodent?"

Sneezer: "That wasn't very nice of you. No siree, it sure wasn't. Now you go say you're sorry to everyone."

Montana Max: "I don't have to apologize to anyone!"

Sneezer: "Why not?"

Montana Max: "Because I'm rich, AND YOU'RE NOT!"

(Laughs evilly)

Sneezer: "Ah, ah, ah... CHOO!"

(Sneezer sneezes all over Monty)

Sneezer: "Bless me. I have a little cold."

(Monty grabs Sneezer)

Montana Max: "Listen here, you little runt. Next time you sneeze on me, I'm gonna flush you down the toilet, BECAUSE YOU'LL FIT!"

Hello Nice Toonsters
Yakko and Wakko: "We're the Warner Brothers!"
 * Mr. Crazy Person: "Who are you?"

Dot: "And the Warner Sister!"

Buster: "I'm Buster Bunny!"

Babs: "And I'm Babs Bunny, but call me Barbra Ann and you die."

Buster and Babs: "No relation."

Plucky: "I'm Plucky!"

Fifi: "And moi, Fifi!"

No Nose Knows Like Sneezer's Nose

 * Sneezer: "You two better stand back. I'm about to... aah... aah... aah... CHOO!" (Buster and Babs get sneezed at and slam into a brick wall) "Bless me. I tried to warn you."

Babs: "Sneezer, I've been real patient about your sneezes up until now, but what is wrong with your nose?"

Sneezer: "Well, Ms. Bunny Lady Ma'am, it happened ever since I was born."

(Flashback to a Mouse Doctor delivering a newborn Sneezer)

Mouse Doctor: "Congratulations, Mrs. Mouse. You've given birth to a healthy baby boy."

Mrs. Mouse: "May I see my baby?"

Mouse Doctor: "Of course." (Hands her the newborn Sneezer)

Mrs. Mouse: "Oh, he's so adorable."

Mr. Mouse: "He certainly is."

Mouse Doctor: "What are you going to name him?"

Newborn Sneezer: "Aah... aah... aah... CHOO!" (His sneeze topples everything in the room)

Mr. and Mrs. Mouse: "Sneezer."

Sneezer: "That's how I got my name. Uh-huh, uh-huh. It sure is. As I grew up, I developed allergies from both my mommy and daddy's sides of the family. And that's why my nose is the way it is today. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do about it. No siree, nothing at all."

Buster: "Well, I hear Acme Labs is looking for a new lab mouse. Maybe they can do something about your nose. I'm sure your parents wouldn't mind."

Sneezer: "Oh, thank you, Mr. Bunny, sir! Oh thank you, oh, thank you, oh thank you!"

Babs: "Hey, Buster, got a spatula? I'm gonna be stuck here all day if you don't."


 * (Buster and Sneezer arrive at Acme Labs, which has a Grand Re-opening" Banner)

Scientist: "Thank you for coming, Mr. Bunny. We've been looking for a new lab mouse. We've had two that didn't quite work out. The tall one kept saying 'Narf' and the short one was obsessed with trying to take over the world."

Buster: "No problem."

Scienist: "Now, since he's a minor, you did get his parents' signatures claiming we are not responsible for any possible side effects from the testing, right?"

Buster: "Of course."

Sneezer: "When you've got a nose like mine, your mommy and daddy will sign anything to fix it. Uh-huh, uh-huh, they sure will!"

Scientist: "Great. Let the nasal experiment commence!"

Sneezer: (Strapped to a table with electrodes in his nose) "Uh, are you sure this is safe, Mr. Bunny, Sir?"

Buster: "Of course it is! I'm perfectly safe over here!"

Hooky, Line, and Sinker
Babs: "Mom, I told you not to call me that!"
 * Babs' Mother: "Barbara Ann Bunny!"

Babs' Mother: "I've got several good reasons for calling you that, young lady. Why, I ought to punish you for attending that midnight movie premiere and playing hooky on the day of that exam, but I've had call with Bugs and we've come to an agreement. We've decided to hire you... a tutor."

Buster: "Hey, Babs."

Babs: "You're joking, right?

Babs' Mother: "No, Babs. I'm serious. He's one of the few students in the class who got an A on the exam."

Babs: "Buster, why didn't you call me earlier? You could have saved me from all this!"

Buster: "I did. You must have set your phone to vibrate, probably because of that movie, and forgot to set it back before you went to bed. Besides, don't think of me as your tutor. Think of me as your best friend. Oh, that reminds me, no hanging out with your friends during study hours."

(Babs groans)

Buster: "Come on, Babs, if I can get an A on that exam, so can you. You just need to apply yourself."


 * (Babs is asleep in her bed, dreaming of her graduating with her friends)

Bugs Bunny: "Welcome to the Northdale Middle School graduation ceremony." (Applause) "Thank you. Our first graduate is Barbara Ann Bunny, or as she prefers to be called, Babs."

Babs: "Thank you, thank you."

(Bugs hands her what looks like a diploma, but when she unrolls the paper, it is revealed to be a piece of paper that says "Psyche!")

Babs: "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Bugs: "It's no joke, Babs. And believe me, I'm the master of jokes around here. Pratical ones, mainly. But I never kid about grades. You never completed the make-up exam, and thus you don't qualify to graduate. But don't worry, where you're going, you can sleep all you want; Pre-school!"

Babs: "No! I can't go back! Give me another chance! I can do better! I really can!" (Babs regresses into a four-year-old) "This isn't funny!"

(Babs awakens from her nightmare)

Babs: "Oh, it was just a nightmare. But it's gonna be a living nightmare if I don't apply myself and pass that test! From now on, I am gonna be the most persistent student in the City!"

Bird Sitting

 * Buster: "Hey, Plucky. how's the pet-sitting business going?"

Plucky: "Terrible. Nobody wants me to take care of their pets."

Buster: "Hey, maybe all they made the mistake of taking them to Elmyra."

Plucky: "That's cruel, Buster."

Buster: "I know. It's a lose-situation for everyone; the pets, their owners, you, even Elmyra."

Plucky: "Why Elmyra?"

Buster: "She'd lose her job, the SCPA would probably file lawsuits against her, and you know she'd be found guilty."

Plucky: "Do you have any pets I can pet-sit?"

Buster: "Sorry, Plucky. You'll have to find someone else." (Before Plucky can speak, Buster continues) "And no, you can't just have any money from me anyway."

Toons to the Rescue

 * Monty: "All right, I admit I captured all your friends, but this plan was all mine, you hear me? Mine! Mine! Mine!"

Buster: "Well, you're half right, aren't you?"

Monty: "What are you talking about?"

Buster: "Admit it Monty, you couldn't pull off this little caper alone. You needed help. But not just any help, the help of someone who could strike fear into the hearts of our friends. That special help who may not be the brightest bulb in the socket, but is pretty quick on her feet. The kind of person who would do anything for you, and even though you don't want to admit it, she is your only friend, isn't she?"

Monty: "Okay, okay, I admit it! I promised to take Elmyra on a date, just the two of us together, if she helped me with my plan. Of course, It's not like she's gonna remember my false promise."

Dot: "Oh, I don't know, Monty. When it comes to dates with you, they're some of the only things she can't forget."

Yakko: "And we're gonna tell her you lied to her if you don't let our friends go!"

Monty: "You wouldn't!"

Wakko: "Oh, but we're men..."

Dot: "And the Warner Sister."

Wakko: "...of our word."

Buster: "So, what's it gonna be, all our friends, or your only one?"

Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun

 * Buster: "Hey Monty, why don't you go pick on someone your own shoe size?"

Monty: "You're not the boss of me, rabbit!"

Buster: "No, but I know who is. Leave that squirrel alone or I'll send you a pink slip, Buster style!"

Monty: "Well, lucky for you, this squirrel gave me all the lunch money I need."

Skippy: "Thank you for saving me, Mr. Rabbit."

Buster: "Well, I'm the hero of this show. It's my job to look out for the little guy, no matter how little. And you may call me Buster Bunny."

Skippy: "Okay, Buster. I'm Skippy Squirrel."

Buster: "Nice to meet you, Skippy. Now, what's bothering you? Besides Monty, I mean."

Skippy: "My dear Aunt Slappy sent me here so I could get a quality education. She also said that while I was here, I would make some new friends, but she was wrong. I haven't got a friend in the world."

Buster: "Now, you know that's not true. I'll be your friend."

Skippy: "Really? How much will it cost me?"

Buster: "Nothing. I'll be your friend for absolutely free."

Skippy: "Oh, that's good, because I lost the last of my lunch money to Monty."

Buster: "Yes, well I'll make sure to report him for his despicable behavior."

Baloney Gets Cancelled
(The viewers nod their heads, "No.")
 * Yakko: "Hello, viewers. I'm Yakko Warner. Today, I have a sad story to tell about my (ahem.) good friend, Baloney the Dinosaur. Would you like to hear it?"

Yakko: "If you don't, we don't have much of an episode."

(The viewers nod their heads, "Yes.")

Yakko: "Thank you. Now, it all started a couple of weeks ago, at the Stupid Broadcasting Service network." (Flashes back) "The C.E.O. was preparing for the new fall schedule, and was deciding which shows would stay or go."

C.E.O.: "Baloney the Orange Dinosaur, may I see you in my office?"

Baloney: "Oh, Yum-yum doodle-dum yum!"

C.E.O.: "Baloney, I have some bad news."

Baloney: "You're cancelling me?"

C.E.O.: "It's nothing personal, it's just, you've been on the air for 13 seasons, and your ratings haven't been so good lately. There's just no more room on the schedule, and we've got to make room for promising new shows."

Baloney: "Oh, dear. I knew this would happen eventually, I just didn't know when that would be."

C.E.O.: (Hands Baloney a check) "Here's your final check. It's been an honor having you at SBS. We're going to miss you."

Baloney: "Okay, bye-bye, and thank you."

C.E.O.: "Good luck!" (Baloney leaves and shuts the door) "Finally. I thought he'd never leave."


 * Yakko (Narrating): "So later that day, we went to our friend, Buster Bunny, to ask him to help us get Baloney his old job back. Fortunately for us, Buster was happy to help."

Buster: "No way am I helping Baloney! I didn't even want to watch him when I was two years old!"

Wakko: "But Buster, singing sappy songs with children on a weekday afternoon children's show on a public broadcasting channel was the only job he was good at!"

Yakko: "And if we can't get him his old job back, he'll have to live with us forever!"

Buster: "Hold on, guys. I never said I wouldn't help you; you guys are my friends, and no friend of mine should have to live with that overweight sweet potato!"

How Much is That Elmyra in the Window?
Elmyra: "Diaper change? Diapers are for babies! I'm not a baby!"
 * Buster: (Sniffs) "Phew! You, young lady, coud use a diaper change!"

Buster: (While powdering Elmyra) "Don't be silly, Elmyra, you're our baby. Hey Babs, could you be a dear and hand me a clean diaper?"

Babs: "Sure, Buster." (Hands him a clean diaper)

Buster: "Thank you." (Tapes the diaper around Elmyra's waist) "There you go, good as new."

(Elmyra sees what she looks like in a mirror)

Elmyra: "This diaper makes me look silly! Although, it is very soft and comfy." Buster: "Don't worry, Babs. She won't get far before we catch her."
 * Babs: "Smooth move, Buster. Now she's run away and we don't know where she's going!"

Babs: "What makes you so sure?"

Buster: "Simple." (Pulls out a radar) "I put a tracking device in her ribbon."

Babs: "Buster Bunny, you are a genius!"

Buster: "Tell me something I don't know." Babs: "Buster, this isn't like Elmyra. Do you really think she learned her lesson?"
 * Elmyra: (Talking fast) "Mr. and Ms. Hippety-hop! I had the most horrible nightmare! I dreamed I was your pet and you put me in a diaper and tried to feed me a mud pie, so I ran away, but you tracked me down and brought me back to your house in a baby carriage and everyone was laughing at me on the way there, but that's okay, because now I know how you feel whenever I treat you this way. So from this day forth, I, Elmyra Jessica Duff, shall never harm you two bunnies again! Okay, bye-bye!"

Buster: "If she did, she'll probably forget it by the next episode."

Sugar, Splice, and Evil Lab Mice
Brain: "You're not going to subject us to heinous laboratory experiments, are you?"
 * Dr. Gene Splicer: "Okay, you two. Since you're my lab mice now, I've got a job for you."

Dr. Gene Splicer: "Of course not. In fact, for returning me to my human form, you two are the only animals I would never experiment on."

Brain: "That's a relief."

Dr. Gene Splicer: "I need your help to capture Buster Bunny. You see, he released all of my captive animals and thwarted my attempt at the most revolutionary experiment in the history of science, but with him out of the way, the project can commence!"

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but aren't fortune cookies a sometimes food?"

Brain: "No, Pinky, with a genetically altered beast in our control, the world will have no choice but to obey us! Okay, Splicer, we'd be happy to help. But in exchange for our rabbit-trapping help, you must let us have 24-hour access to your experiment."

Dr. Gene Splicer: "Anything for you two once that rabbit is at our disposal."

Brain: "Yes!" Dr. Gene Splicer: "Oh, don't worry, I won't harm you... yet. You see, I need you unharmed so I can trap your boyfriend?"
 * Babs: "Whatever you're planning to do to me, it won't work! I'll make you sorry you even touched me!"

Babs: "Which one? The selfish jerk I never want to talk to again, or the mutant one you created?"

Dr. Gene Splicer: "Oh! It's because of you that Mevlin turned against me!"

Babs: "No, it's because of the way you treated him! Do you treat all your creations this way?"

Dr. Gene Splicer: "Melvin's hardly worth mentioning. Not like these two lab mice, Pinky and the Brain. Not only did they return me to normal, they helped me capture you. And with you as my prisoner, Buster will have to come here to rescue you, at which point I will capture him. You see, I want revenge on him for releasing my captive animals and preventing me from creating a revolutionary species, but once I capture him, I'll have a pair of captive rabbits, and nothing will stop me from creating the most revolutionary experiment in the history of science!" (Laughs evilly)

Babs: "You're crazy."

Dr. Gene Splicer: "Of course I am. You can't be a mad scientist if you're not crazy, now can you?"

Casa De Toons

 * Fifi: "Monsieur Bustair, I have made resairvations for just ze two of us at Antonio's Italian Bistro tonight. True love is irresistible, No?"

​Buster: "No, I'm kind of busy tonight."

Fifi: "Please, Bustair? We nevair get to do anything togethair."

Buster: "I can't imagine why."

Fifi: "Pretty please with fromage on top?"

Buster: "I don't know. Give me a week."

Fifi: "But ve are only here a week."

Buster: "All right, then give me seven days."

Fifi: "Isn't zat ze exact same thing?"

Buster: "Oh, well. I tried."


 * (Buster is having a dream. In his dream, he is an adult, ready to get married to Babs Bunny... or so he thinks)

Buster: "I've been waiting for this day all my life! Today's the day I'll get married to her, and we'll finally be related!

Okay, I'm ready!"

Babs: "As am I..."

(Babs unzips herself, revealing herself as Fifi La Fume in disguise)

Fifi: "My irresistable rabbeet hunk!"

Buster: "Yipe!"

Preacher: "Do you, Fifi La Fume, take Buster J. Bunny to have as your lawfully wedded husband?"

Fifi: "I do, mon ami!"

Preacher: "And do you, Buster J. Bunny, take Fifi La Fume as your lawfully wedded wife?"

Buster: "I don't!"

Audience: "You do!"

Buster: "I don't!"

Audience: "You do!"

Buster: "I don't!"

Audience: "You don't!"

Buster: "I do!"

Preacher: "Then I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride."

Fifi: "Puckair up, my little married man!"

Buster: "Mommy!"

(Flash forward a few years later in Buster's dream)

Fifi: "Bustair, look what ze stork left us!"

Buster: "You have got to be kidding me."

(Inside the bassinet is a set of skunk-rabbit hybrid triplets)

Fifi: "Aren't zey ze cutest or what?"

Buster: "Well, what."

Fifi: "Well, I am off to my career as a perfume saleswoman. jou stay here and take care of our babies. Bye!"

(As Fifi leaves, the triplets cry and let out a stinky smell, which makes Buster faint)

("Buster!" echoes as Buster's nightmare ends, Babs is revealed to have echoed)

Babs: "Buster! Are you all right?"

Buster: "I'm okay, Babs. I just had a nightmare, is all."

Babs: "Another Elmyra nightmare?"

Buster: "I almost wish it were."

Fifi Appreciation Day

 * Plucky: Sheesh, what's with all the letters?

Buster: Fan mail. Once a week, we get a ton of mail from our fans. So when we get so much, that we have to split it. So far, me and Babs got highest rate of fans.

Plucky: Then how come they all say Fifi?

Buster: Really? I didn't think she'd be that popular considering that she's a secondary recurring character in the series.

Plucky: Sheesh, all of these are to her! Nothing but Fifi!

Buster: It's kinda annoying actually. "Dear Tiny Toons, Why don't you ever show a cartoon that's all about Fifi? She is like a goddess of beauty and love sent from heaven." Pfft, yeah right.

Plucky: Who writes this stuff?

Yakko: Hey, you guys. You're not gonna believe this, but this episode is all about Fifi.

Buster: Then why are we here?

Yakko: Cause you're part of this horror of an episode.


 * (After the commercial break)

Buster: "Well, Toonsters, after going through all the fan mail, I finally managed to find a letter addressed to me, hopefully from some as true-and-blue as me fan." (Buster opens the letter) "Dear Patron, you may have already won 10 Million dollars. Restrictions apply, results may vary." (Buster crumples up the letter and tosses it aside) "Just roll the next cartoon. I'll be in my trailer, which is supposed to be bigger than Fifi's."

Grocery Store Gorilla
(Montana Max is working as a ticket salesman outside his circus tent)

Montana Max: "Keep your stubs, AND NO REFUNDS! Next!"

(Buster and Babs arrive)

Montana Max: "Oh no, rabbits, you're not going to get in there and ruin my show!"

Buster: "Monty, I couldn't care less about your stupid circus. I came here because I want to buy the gorilla back."

Montana Max: "Forget it, rabbit! If I sold you back the gorilla, I'd have no star attraction, and I'd have to give these people refunds!"

Buster: "So I guess that's a no..."

Montana Max: "I'll take back the money," (Swipes the money he paid Buster for the gorilla earlier) "But I'm not gonna give you back the gorilla. Now SCRAM!"

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