The Sad Story of Sulley/Come Out, Sulley!


 * Rafiki (The Lion King) as Edward
 * Sulley (Monsters, Inc.) as Henry
 * Pongo (101 Dalmatians) as Gordon
 * Roger Radcliffe (101 Dalmatians) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Bagheera (The Jungle Book) as Thomas (does not speak)
 * Mike (Monsters, Inc.) as James (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Once a monster taking some women was afraid of a few drops of rain. It went into a tunnel and squeaked through its head and wouldn't come out again.

The monster's name is James P. Sullivan, preferably called Sulley. His driver and fireman argued with him, but he would not move.

"The rain will spoil my lovely blue fur with purple dots," he said. The guard blew his whistle till he had no more breath and waved his flag till his arms ached. But Sulley still stayed in the tunnel and kicked dirt at him.

"I'm not going to spoil my lovely blue fur with purple dots for you."

Then, along came Roger Radcliffe, the man in charge of all the animals in the jungle.

"We will pull you out," said Roger. But Sulley only kicked dirt at him.

Everyone pulled except Roger. Because...

He coughed and said, "My doctor had forbidden me to pull."

But still Sulley stayed in the tunnel.

Then they tried pushing from the other end. Roger said,"One, two, three, push!"

But he didn't help.

"My doctor has forbidden me to push," he said, coughing. They pushed and pushed and pushed. But still Sulley stayed in the tunnel.

At last, Bagheera came along. The guard waved his red flag and stopped him. Everyone argued with Sulley.

"Look, it has stopped raining," they said.

"Yes, but it will begin again soon," said Sulley. "And what would become of my blue fur with purple dots then?"

Bagheera pushed and puffed, and pushed as hard as ever he could. But still Sulley stayed in the tunnel.

Eventually, even Roger Radcliffe gave up.

"We shall take away your road," he said, "and leave you here for always and always and always."

They took up the old road and built a wall in front of him so Sulley couldn't get out of the tunnel anymore.

All he could do was to watch the animals rushing through the other tunnel. He was very sad because he thought no one would ever see his lovely blue fur with purple dots again. As time went on, Rafiki and Pongo would often pass by. Rafiki would say, "Hello."

And Pongo would say, "Serves you right!"

Poor Sulley had no strength to answer. His stamina had gone low. Soot and dirt from the tunnel spoiled his lovely blue fur with purple dots anyway. He wondered if he would ever be allowed to take women again. But I think he deserved his punishment, don't you?"