The Pup House Pilot

This is the pilot for Sorenrulescool5's Loud House parody The Pup House

Script
[Open up to a photo of a female pup with a pink bow in her hair and ten male dogs who are her siblings around her; all except one of them are smiling] Rosebud: [to the viewers] "Ever wonder what it's like to grow up in a big family of male dogs? Well, don't let the picture fool you! It's not all sugar and spice. Don't believe me?" [opens door] [Outside her room, there is much chaos going on caused by her siblings and pets; such as a male red-and-white puppy playing with pots and pans, a golden fur puppy with a buddhist collar made of beads reading a poem, a golden fur puppy with a blue bandanna covered in mud chasing another golden fur puppy with a silver pendant with the letter 'B' on it who is screaming in terror, a male shiba inu playing Football in the house, a male blue-and-ginger unicorn-puppy angrily chasing a male ginger fur, grinning puppy with black ink on his face and a red football shirt through the halls, a male ginger furred dog with a bright orange beanie dog playing on a guitar, and male blue feral mongoose chasing a female white feral cat] Rosebud: "Welcome to...the Pup House." [The title "The Pup House" appears] Rosebud: [closes door and stretches a little] "Surviving in a big family with 10 brothers can be challenging. Even the little things. Like getting a turn in the bathroom. Which is why I give you..."Rosebud's Three P's to go Poo and Pee". You're gonna need Patience, Perseverance, and most importantly, Problem Solving. With these three steps, you'll get into the bathroom every time." [starts straining] "Which is important. Especially if you wait until the very last second to go!" [busts out comic book] "Into the breach!" [Heads out the door]

Rosebud: "Parappa? A little traveling music?" Parappa: "You got it, bro. ONE, TWO, THREE!" [starts jamming on his guitar called Loretta and fulfills his sister's request] [Rosebud begins his journey down the hallway to the bathroom] Buddha: "Hey, Rosebud, you wanna hear my poem?" Rosebud: "I do, but I have a pressing engagement." [Her funny older brother Budderball stops her in her tracks] Budderball: ""Rosebud! Smell my new flower!" [squirts water from flower, but Rosebud ducks just in the nick of time] Rosebud: "Ha! Did you really think I'd fall for-" Budderball: [suddenly squirts water from a flower on the red patch on his red football t-shirts right into Rosebud's mouth] "It's not easy being this good." [laughs] Kohaku: "Clear the track!" [Rosebud does a spit take and gets out of the way for Kohaku] Kohaku: "Comin' through!" [plays a bizarre sport involving wearing a football helmet, riding a motorbike, and hitting a tennis ball with a hockey stick; crashes into wall] "SCORE!!!" [Rosebud tries to continue but is stopped by her little brother B-Dawg] B-Dawg: "Hold it, Rosebud. Play 'Fashion Photographer' with me!" Rosebud: "I would B-Dawg, but I really have to-" B-Dawg: "YOU PLAY, OR I'LL TELL MOM YOU WERE PLAYING YOUR 3DS ON THE ROOF AGIAN!" Rosebud: [makes a side glance to the viewers and then starts taking photos of B-Dawg as he poses for the camera] "Work the camera! Uh-huh! That's it! Show me what you got!" Dingo: [walking in the background] "Poo-poo!" Rosebud: "Who's a beauty king?" [enter B-Dawg's twin brother Mudbud carrying a pile of mud in his paws] Mudbud: "Rosebud!" B-Dawg: "Hey! I'm working here!" Mudbud: "Check out my mud pie! It's nice and squishy!" [squishes it and smears it all over B-Dawg's face] Rosebud: [with too much pressure] "GOTTA GO!" [continues] Buddha: [out of nowhere] "Now?" Rosebud: "Still pressing!" [leaps over her little brother Matt who is writing a mathematical formula on the wall] "Don't forget to carry the 1!"[he stares at him] [Sunil continues chasing Sheegwa, with a small pigeon named Fu-fu flying after them] Puppycorn: [trying to use the vacuum cleaner] "Does anyone know how to turn on this sucky thingy?" [turns it on but also vacuums up Rosebud's bow leaving her naked now] "Got it!" [Rosebud is almost in the bathroom, but her oldest brother Lucky, cuts in front of her and refuses to let her in] Lucky: "Beat it, twerp." Rosebud: "Come on, Lucky! No fair! I was here first!" [Sunil still chases Sheegwa with Fu-fu flying after them, with a brown beaver named Bingo Beaver following them in his ball] Lucky: "Well, I was born first!" [shuts himself in the bathroom] [As Rosebud has to endure the pressure even longer, Buddha walks over] Buddha: "It looks like you have time now." [commences poem] "My love is like water. Bursting forth. Like a dam breaking. All control lost. Water rushing, churning, turning landscape to mud. Time runs out. Water. I feel the impending doom. My love." [While he recites his poem, every word from it causes Rosebud to feel even more pressure and have to go even worse than before; suddenly, Dingo walks by with a full diaper and the stink nauseates Rosebud] Rosebud: "Ugh! COULD CLEAR A ROOM!" [gets an idea] "Could clear a room! Time to put the third P: Problem Solving into action."

[In the bathroom, Lucky is looking at himself in the mirror until he hears Rosebud opening the door] Lucky: [irked] "I said I was-" [suddenly sees something horrifying and gasps] "What are you doing with that?" [The door closes and whatever is occurring cannot be seen, but it only causes Lucky to panic] Lucky: [terrified] "Rosebud, I'm warning you! Keep that thing away from me! Rosebud! ROSEBUD!" [opens the door and runs out in horror] "AAAAHHHH!!!" [Rosebud comes out wearing the vacuum's nozzle like a gas mask and Kohaku's football helmet for protection; her other siblings look on in bewilderment and Rosebud reveals that she held Dingo's dirty diaper by Kohaku's hockey stick as a way to chase Lucky out of the bathroom] Puppycorn, Parappa, Budderball, Kohaku, B-Dawg, Mudbud, and Matt: [elated] "YAY!!!" Buddha: [nonchalantly] "Yay..." [Dingo scurries across the hall now without a diaper; Rosebud then tosses her literal baby brother's soiled padding into the trash] Rosebud: [wrapping up] "Like I said, surviving in a big family with 10 brother puppies can be challenging. But it's not impossible. Now, if you'll excuse me...PRESSING ENGAGEMENT!" [closes door to finally use the toilet] "OH, YEAH! OH, SWEET RELIEF! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!!! [notices something] "Hey! Where did the green cloth go? Guys! There's no green cloth! Someone! Can someone bring it back?!" [Unfortunately for her, her siblings are causing too much of a ruckus in the hall to hear her pleas] Rosebud: "CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?! ANYONE! PLEASE!!! HELP!!!" ["The Pup House" title appears one more time]