Muppets/I'll Give You a Song (from Bert and Ernie Sing-Along)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Bert
 * Rowlf the Dog as Ernie
 * Beard as David
 * Floyd Pepper as Gordon
 * Link Hogthrob as Bob
 * Wanda as Maria
 * Janice as Susan
 * Mary Louise (little girl) as Prairie Dawn
 * Wayne as Luis
 * Pops as Mr. Hooper
 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Dr. Teeth as Count von Count
 * Gonzo as Grover
 * Animal as Cookie Monster
 * Sweetums as Herry Monster
 * Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Uncle Deadly: All right, all right!

Rowlf the Dog: Uncle Deadly! Come on in!

Link Hogthrob: Hey, Uncle Deadly! How are ya?

Gonzo: Uncle Deadly!

Uncle Deadly: Hey, what is this? The normal loopoff crier?

Gonzo: Oh, that's cute.

Uncle Deadly: You're making enough noise here to wake up a parking meter.

Sam the Eagle: I agreed.

Janice: Oh, come on, Uncle Deadly. Don't be such a grouch.

Rowlf the Dog: Yeah, this is a sing-along, Uncle Deadly.

Sweetums: Yeah.

Link Hogthrob: Come on.

Janice: You got a song for us, Uncle Deadly?

Uncle Deadly: I'll give you a sing along!

Everyone: Terrific. Let's hear it.

Uncle Deadly: I'll give you a song That I think is tops: If you keep up this racket, I'm calling the cops!

Gonzo: Oh, that was a grouchy one.

Rowlf the Dog: Was there a second verse to that song?