Fraggle Rock Crayons/The Noodle Story (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Red Fraggle Yellow as Big Bird
 * Doozers Green as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Doozers Green: Let me see. So far, we've done A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M. That's enough! Let's go home!

Red Fraggle Yellow: Gosh, Doozers Green! We've got lots of letters to go. The next one is "N". So now I shall tell a story that's filled with words that start with the letter "N".

Doozers Green: I don't wan't to hear it.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Gosh, Doozers Green! Don't you want to hear all those "N" words with the great "nn" sound?

Doozers Green: No!

Red Fraggle Yellow: Right! "No" is an "N" word.

Doozers Green: Ugh!

Red Fraggle Yellow: Now, see if you can hear some others, Doozers Green. Once upon a time, there were nine naughty noodles.

Doozers Green: Nine naughty noodles?

Red Fraggle Yellow: Sure. Now these nine naughty noodles lived in a nest. And their names were Ned, Nat, Norman, Nathaniel, Nelly, Nan, Nancy, Norma, and Naomi.

Doozers Green: Oh no.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Now one day, Nora moved into the neighborhood.

Doozers Green: Nora? Another noodle I suppose.

Red Fraggle Yellow: (laughs) No. Nora was a nectarine.

Doozers Green: Naturally.

Red Fraggle Yellow: For Nora, the noodles learned not to be naughty but nice.

Doozers Green: Doesn't this story ever come to an end?

Red Fraggle Yellow: Ah, you want this story to come to an end?

Doozers Green: I sure do.

Red Fraggle Yellow: O.K. One day, Nora and the noodles went for a walk and found a great huge letter "N" carved at a stone.

Doozers Green: So?

Red Fraggle Yellow: So (giggles) you wanted the story to come to an end.

Doozers Green: Oh no, no, no, no.