Sesame Street nail polish/Tall Short Texans (from Elmo's Lowdown Hoedown)

Cast

 * Sunny Day as Big Bird
 * Rosita's Red Rhumba as Elmo

Lyrics
Sunny Day: Well I'm a tall, tall Texan I'm talking tall, tall, tall (He comes from Texas and he's really tall) I change a light bulb easy I play great basketball (He's great at light bulbs and at basketball) Even the longest long-johns Are always way too small (The longest long-johns always way too small)

Rosita's Red Rhumba: Rosita's Red Rhumba's a short, short Texan He's talking real petite (He comes from Texas and he's real petite) Rosita's Red Rhumba has tripped my share of bad guys So better watch your feet (He trips up bad guys, better watch your feet) (spoken) Not you, Sunny Day. Even one tiny little meatball Is way too big to eat (One tiny meatball's way too big to eat)

Sunny Day: Yeah, when I drop my toothpick There's just one guy to call

Rosita's Red Rhumba: Ya call a short, short Texan 'Cause it's too low for y'all And when Rosita's Red Rhumba need some boosting To hop onto my horse

Sunny Day: You call a tall, tall Texan Like your buddy, of course

Rosita's Red Rhumba: (spoken) Of course! Hee-haw! (scatting) Yeah!

Sunny Day: Well, I'm a tall, tall Texan Hitting the dusty trail (He's a tall Texan 'bout to hit the trail)

Rosita's Red Rhumba: Sunny Day. (coughing) Boy, it sure is dusty. Next to a short, short Texan We stick together without fail (They're gonna stick together without fail)

Sunny Day and Rosita's Red Rhumba : We'd like to thank you folks for listening' To this here short tall tale (laughing)