Stu and Drew's Timeline

Stu and Drew are born on October 23, 1959.

Transcript
Trixie: Hey, Lou.

Lou: Yes, Trixie?

Trixie: The babies are going to be out of the eggs. (two babies pop out of two eggs) Oh, my goodness! The babies are out. Are they boys or girls?

Lou: They're boys. What are their names, Trixie?

Trixie: That's Stu who is Tommy and Dil's father. And that's Drew who is Angelica's father.

Lou: They both rhyme. (chuckles)

(age 1)

Stu and Drew: Goo-goo.

Trixie: My, oh, my. The babies are saying.

(age 2)

Trixie: Happy birthday, Stu and Drew. Enjoy the cake.

Stu and Drew: Cake!

Trixie: My, my. You've said your first word, Stu and Drew.

Stu and Drew: We love cake! (they both giggle and gobble up the whole cake)

(age 3)

Lou: Enjoy Christmas in 1962! See my boys? They're wanting presents.

Stu: I want Blocky and Oxwinkle!

Drew: Me, too!

Lou: Okay, okay. In fact... Merry Christmas! (chuckles)

(age 4)

Miss Weemer: Okay, class. Today we'll share milk and cookies. Who wants to eat?

Elaine: Me, me!

Stu: I'm going to eat the milk and cookies!

Drew: Me, too! (giggles)

Stu and Drew: (they both drink all the milk and eat all the cookies) Mmm, mighty tasty!

Elaine: Oh, noooo! (bawls loudly)

Miss Weemer: I'm going to call Elaine's parents right away. (picks up the phone) Hello? It's me, Miss Weemer. Is Elaine crying?! Oh, yes. Bye. (puts the phone in her pocket)

Elaine's father: Elaine! Did your friends Stu and Drew take the milk and cookies?! You're grounded for 45 days!

(age 7)

Lou and Trixie: Yaaay! Our boys are growing up! Thanks, Stu and Drew!

Stu: Thanks a lot, pop!

Drew: Thanks to you again! (giggles)

(age 10)

Lou: (while grounding Stu and Drew) Go to bed now! Because you're so grounded for life!

Stu and Drew: NOOOOOO!!!

(age 20)

(Stu and Drew's parents died by illness)

Stu and Drew: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! NO-NO-NO!! WHY CAN'T WE LEAVE OUR PARENTS DYING AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN?!?!

(R.I.P.: Lou and Trixie (1916 - 1979))

(age 21)

(Stu and Drew has their foster parents Bridget and Mack)

Stu and Drew: Hiya, foster mum and dad!

Bridget: Hi, boys.

Mack: Yeah. Hello! (chuckles)

(age 23)

(Stu and Drew's foster parents died at 3:00 A.M., soon they got their revenge in the morning)

Stu and Drew: YAAAAAAAY!!!

(age 24)

(Stu married Didi, and Drew married Charlotte)

All 4: Thanks for our weddings today!

(age 30)

(Stu had two kids, Tommy and Dil... Then Drew had an only kid named Angelica)

Tommy, Dil, and Angelica: Goo-goo-ga-ga!

Stu and Drew: They're so adorable. (they both chuckle)

(age 53)

(Stu and Drew are still alive, and they watched movies together)

Stu: Isn't it sweet, Drew?

Drew: Yes, Stu.

(end)

Air Date
December 24, 2012 (Christmas Eve)