The animal house pilot

​The script
[Open up to a photo of a boy jack russell terrier and ten other animals who are his siblings around him; all except one of them are smiling]

Max: Ever wonder what it's like to grow up in a big family of animals? Well, don't let the picture fool you! It's not all sugar and spice. Don't believe me? [opens door]

[Outside his room, there is much chaos going on caused by his siblings and pets; a male black and white bunny playing with pots and pans, a female grey and black rabbit reading a poem, a red and white cat dressed up like a mummy chasing a white pmoeranian with a pink bow who is screaming in terror,a male albino german sheperd who is playing football in the house,a female fox angrily chasing a female yellow and brown netherland dwarf rabbit,a male white rabbit playing on a guitar,a beige dog chasing a black and red cat]

Max: Welcome to... The animal house.

Max: [closes door and stretches a little] "Surviving in a big animal family can be challenging. Even the little things. Like getting a turn in the bathroom. Which is why I give you...'Max's three P's to go poo and pee'. You're gonna need Patience, Perseverance, and most importantly, Problem Solving. With these three steps, you'll get into the bathroom every time." [starts straining] "Which is important. Especially if you wait until the very last second to go! [busts out comic book]  Into the breach! [Heads out the door]

Max: Snowball,a little traveling music?

Snowball; You got it,bro. ONE, TWO, THREE! [Starts jamming on his guitar and fulfills his brother's request]

[Max begins his journey down the hallway to the bathroom]

​Loni: Hey, Max, you wanna hear my poem?

​Max:  I do, but I have a pressing engagement.

​[His funny sister Buttercream stops him in his tracks]

​Buttercream: Max! Smell my new flower! [Squirts water from flower,but Max ducks down just in the nick of time]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Max: <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">Ha! Did you really think I'd fall for-

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Buttercream: [Suddenly squirts water from the flower] Its not easy being this good.

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Bolt: Clear the track!

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[Max <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">does a spit take and gets out of the way for Bolt.]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Bolt: Comin' through! [Plays a bizzarre sport <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">involving wearing a football helmet, riding a motorbike, and hitting a tennis ball with a hockey stick; crashes into wall]  SCORE!!!

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[Max tries to continue but is stopped by his little sister Gidget]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Gidget: Hold it, Max. Play 'Fashion photographer' with me!

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Max: I would, Gidget, but I really have to-

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Gidget: YOU PLAY, OR I'LL TELL MOM THAT YOU WERE READING COMICS ON THE ROOF WITHOUT YOUR COLLAR ON AGAIN!

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Max: <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">[makes a side glance to the viewers and then starts taking photos of Gidget <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">as she poses for the camera]  Work the camera! Uh-huh! That's it! Show me what you got!

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Bunnicula: <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">[walking in the background]  Poo-poo!

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Max: Who's a beauty queen?

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[Enter Gidget's twin Jibanyan carrying a pile of mud on her paws]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Jibanyan: Max!

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Max: Hey! I'm work here!

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Jibanyan: <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">Check out my mud pie! It's nice and squishy! [squishes it and smears it all over Gidget's face]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Max: <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">[with too much pressure]  GOTTA GO! [continues]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Loni: [Out of nowhere] Now?

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Max: <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">Still pressing! [leaps over his little tabby cat sister Chloe <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">who is writing a mathematical formula on the wall]  Don't forget to carry the 1! [She stares at him]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[Rockruff continues chasing Litten,with a small chicken named Hei hei flying after them]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Braixen: <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">[trying to use the vacuum cleaner]  Does anyone know how to turn on this sucky thingy? [turns it on but also vacuums up Max's hair, making him hairless] Got it!

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[Max is almost at the bathroom,but his oldest sister Fiona fox cuts in front of him and refuses to let him in]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Fiona: Beat it,twerp.

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Max: Come on, Fiona! no fair! I was here first!

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[Rockruff still chases Litten with Hei hei flying after them,but a brown and cream hamster named Rhino following after them in his ball]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Fiona: Well I was born first [Shuts herself in the bathroom]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[As Max <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">has to endure the pressure even longer, Loni walks over]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Loni: <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">It looks like you have time now. [commences poem] "My love is like water. Bursting forth. Like a dam breaking. All control lost. Water rushing, churning, turning landscape to mud. Time runs out. Water. I feel the impending doom. My love.

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[While she recites her poem, <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">every word from it causes Max <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">to feel even more pressure and have to go even worse than before; suddenly, Bunnicula <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">walks by with a full diaper and the stink nauseates Max]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Max: <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">Ugh! COULD CLEAR A ROOM! [gets an idea]  Could clear a room! Time to put the third P: Problem Solving into action. <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">[In the bathroom, Fiona is applying maekeup until she hears Max opening the door] Fiona: <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">[irked]  I said I was-  [suddenly sees something horrifying and gasps]  What are you doing with that?

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">[The door closes and whatever is occurring cannot be seen, but it only causes Fiona to panic]

Fiona: [Terrified] Max, I'm warning you! <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">Keep that thing away from me! Max! MAX! <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">[opens the door and runs out in horror] "AAAAHHHH!!!"

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[Max comes out <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">wearing the vacuum's nozzle like a gas mask and Bolt's <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">football helmet for protection; his other siblings look on in bewilderment and Max <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">reveals that he held Bunnicula's <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">dirty diaper by <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">hockey stick as a way to chase Fiona out of the bathroom]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Braixen, Snowball, Buttercream, Bolt, Gidget, Jibanyan, and Chloe: [elated] YAY!!!

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Loni <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">[nonchalantly]: Yay...

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[Bunnicula <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">scurries across the hall now without a diaper; Max <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">then tosses his literal baby brother's soiled padding into the trash]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;"><span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Max: <span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">[wrapping up] "Like I said, surviving in a big animal family can be challenging. But it's not impossible. Now, if you'll excuse me...PRESSING ENGAGEMENT!" [closes door to finally use the toilet] "OH, YEAH! OH, SWEET RELIEF! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!!! [notices something] "Hey! Where did the green cloth go? Guys! There's no green cloth! Someone! Can someone bring it back?!"

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">[Unfortunately for him, his siblings are causing too much of a ruckus in the hall to hear his pleas] Max<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;background-color:transparent;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">: "CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?! ANYONE! PLEASE!!! HELP!!!"