Sesame Street 50 Years and Counting nail polish/My Way (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Me Ate Santa's Cookies as Gonzo
 * Cele-Bert as Kermit the Frog

Lyrics
(Main stage. Cele-Bert enters to a fanfare.)

Cele-Bert: Uh, well,m folks, as I've already told you, our master of culture and violence is moving on to other things. Uh, so let's give a big warm hand for this, his farewell appearance on The Muppet Show, Me Ate Santa's Cookies the Great.

(The curtain opens on an empty stage. Me Ate Santa's Cookies leans against an apple box and sings "My Way". Midway through the song, he breaks down crying.)

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full I've traveled each and every highway But more, much more than this I did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried I've had my fill my share of losing And now, as tears subside I find it all so amusing To think I did all that And may I say - not in a shy way Oh no, oh no...

Cele-Bert: Me Ate Santa's Cookies? Are you okay, Me Ate Santa's Cookies? It's just a song.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: I know. It's not the song. I just don't want to go.

Cele-Bert: Yeah, but you're going to go out and make movies.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: (sigh) I want to go there. I just don't want to leave here.

Cele-Bert: Well — you had a choice to make, Me Ate Santa's Cookies, and … and you made it, and it was a good choice.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: I know.

Cele-Bert: I don't like long goodbyes, Me Ate Santa's Cookies, so uh …

( Cele-Bert reaches his hand out to shake Me Ate Santa's Cookies's . Me Ate Santa's Cookies hugs Cele-Bert .)

Cele-Bert: Take care of yourself, Me Ate Santa's Cookies.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: You, too. (sniffles)

Cele-Bert: (to camera) Uh, we — we've had a little change of plans. Uh — I think we'd better just take a break.

(He exits with his arm around Me Ate Santa's Cookies's shoulder.)