Random Characters/Lift the One You Love (from Miss Piggy's Aerobique Exercise Workout Album)

Cast

 * Suzetta Something (from Sesame Street) as Miss Piggy
 * Gonzo (from The Muppets) as Kermit the Frog

Lyrics
Suzetta Something: Let's face it. Exercise can be very boring, but if you do your daily dozen with someone you love, the time seems to fly by. So do as I do and work out with your frog. Ready, Gonzo?

Gonzo: Huh?

Suzetta Something: To help me with my aerobics.

Gonzo: Oh. Oh, yeah. I guess so.

Suzetta Something: (spoken) Good. (singing) You gotta lift the one you love. ( Gonzo: (grunts) ) You gotta love the one you lift. ( Gonzo: Whoop! ) You got to carry him and really show it. Show your muscles so he'll know it. Lift and you'll be happy. You gotta stretch the one you love. You gotta love the one you stretch. You know the feeling's no illusion. Get a grip of all contusion. Stretch and you'll be happy. You have to bend so he can stand, so show you friend a helping hand in time you'll learn to understand every turn and every twist, so bring a joy you can't resist. And when you lift the one you love, and when you love the one you lift, you'll find that life is a gift and every loving happiness is free, I love to lift my love the way my love lifts me. (spoken) All right, Gonzo. Now you lift moi.

Gonzo: Uh, well, I really don't think...

Suzetta Something: Uh, Gonzo, I'm as light as a feather now.

Gonzo: Yeah, well, it's just that, uh, well, I just strained myself.

Suzetta Something: Oh, dear, what happened?

Gonzo: Uh, well, what happened was, uh...I was playing tennis and I got tennis flipper?

Suzetta Something: Tennis flipper?

Gonzo: Mmm hmmm.

Suzetta Something: Which flipper?

Gonzo: Uh, I forgot.

Suzetta Something: Will you lift me?

Gonzo and Suzetta Something : (grunt ing)

Suzetta Something: (singing) You have to grab and get ahold. No time to nap, you'll turn him cold. So don't lay back, be strong and bold. Every leg you made your swiss then give your legs a tenderness. So if you lift the one you love and learn to love the one you lift, you'll find that life is such a gift and anywhere's a lovely place to be, I love to lift my love the way my love lifts me. (spoken) Aah, well, thank you, Gonzo dear. Wasn't that fun?

Gonzo: Yeah.

Suzetta Something: Don't whine. Come on, dear.