Muppets/Old MacDonald Had a Farm (from Bert and Ernie Sing-Along)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Bert
 * Rowlf the Dog as Ernie
 * Beard as David
 * Floyd Pepper as Gordon
 * Link Hogthrob as Bob
 * Wanda as Maria
 * Janice as Susan
 * Mary Louise (little girl) as Prairie Dawn
 * Wayne as Luis
 * Pops as Mr. Hooper
 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird

Lyrics
Link Hogthrob: Hey, I've got one. Uh, Rowlf, can I have the D core?

Rowlf the Dog: Sure.

Beard: That was for the D core.

Link Hogthrob: Oh, Old MacDonald had a farm.

Everyone: E-I-E-I-O.

Link Hogthrob: And on that farm, he had some chicks.

Everyone: E-I-E-I-O.

Link Hogthrob: With a chick chick here, And a chick-chick there Here a chick, there a cheep Everywhere a chick-chick

Everyone: Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Link Hogthrob: Wayne?

Wayne: Old MacDonald had a farm.

Everyone: E-I-E-I-O.

Wayne: And on that farm, he had some pigs.

Everyone: E-I-E-I-O.

Wayne: With an oink oink here, And an oink-oink there Here an oink, there an oink Everywhere an oink-oink

Link Hogthrob: With a chick chick here, And a chick-chick there Here a cheep, there a chick Everywhere a chick-chick

Everyone: Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Link Hogthrob: Wanda?

Wanda: Old MacDonald had a farm.

Everyone: E-I-E-I-O.

Wanda: And on that farm, he had some ducks.

Everyone: E-I-E-I-O.

Wanda: With a quack quack here, And a quack-quack there Here a quack, there a quack Everywhere a quack-quack

Wayne: With an oink oink here, And an oink-oink there Here an oink, there an oink Everywhere an oink-oink

Link Hogthrob: With a chick chick here, And a chick-chick there Here a chick, there a chick Everywhere a chick-chick

Everyone: Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Link Hogthrob: Beard?

Beard: Old MacDonald had a farm.

Everyone: E-I-E-I-O.

Beard: And on that farm, he had some cows.

Everyone: E-I-E-I-O.

Beard: With a moo-moo here And a moo-moo there Here a moo, there a moo Everywhere a moo-moo

Wanda: With a quack quack here, And a quack-quack there Here a quack, there a quack Everywhere a quack-quack

Wayne: With an oink oink here, And an oink-oink there Here an oink, there an oink Everywhere an oink-oink

Link Hogthrob: With a chick chick here, And a chick-chick there Here a chick, there a chick Everywhere a chick-chick

Everyone: Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. Yay!

Sam the Eagle: Hey, Floyd. Can you hand me a towel?

Floyd Pepper: Sorry, Sam. I can't reach it from here. It's too crowded actually, you know.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, brother! Oh, yeah! Now what?

Rowlf the Dog: Come in!

Kermit the Frog: Hi, everybody!

Link Hogthrob: Oh, hi, Kermit!

Sam the Eagle: Oh, no! Kermit!

Kermit the Frog: I've brought my bells!

Wanda: Did you hear that? Kermit brought his bells.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, no!

Janice: Hey, Kermit, glad you came.

Kermit the Frog: Yeah, well, it's a little crowded in here and the ceiling is so low, I'm gonna have to duck my head here. Well, I'm in, though.

Sam the Eagle: Hey, well, can I get a towel, please?

Link Hogthrob: Hey, Kermit, can you give us a song?

Kermit the Frog: Well, sure, Link.