Open Sesame/La, La, La (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Grover's Orange Book as Ernie
 * Big Bird's Yellow Book as Bert

Lyrics
Grover's Orange Book: (spoken) Hi, Big Bird's Yellow Book.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Oh. Hi, Grover's Orange Book. Hey, I've been sitting here trying to think of what we can do with this here, letter "L".

Grover's Orange Book: Oh. Well, let's see. You know one thing, you can sing sort of a "La La La" song with the letter "L".

Big Bird's Yellow Book: (spoken) Uh, what do you mean?

Grover's Orange Book: (spoken) Well, there are all kinds of pretty words that begin with "L". (Music starts.) You know, you can sing a few "La La La's" and some pretty words, and you'd have a nice little song.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: (spoken) "La La La," like that?

Grover's Orange Book: (spoken) Sure. Go ahead. Try it.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: (spoken) O.K. Let's see, uh,.. (singing) La, la, la, la. . . lemon La, la, la, la, light bulb

Grover's Orange Book: (spoken) Uh-huh.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: (singing) La, la, la, la, lamp post (spoken) This is fun. (singing) La, la, la, la, lump in my oatmeal

Grover's Orange Book: (spoken) Well, that's not quite what I was thinking about, Big Bird's Yellow Book.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: (spoken) No?

Grover's Orange Book: (spoken) I mean there are a lot of pretty "L" words, and I was sort of thinking of the ones that are more lilting and lovely. You know like... (singing) La, la, la, la, laughter

Big Bird's Yellow Book: (spoken) Oh, yeah. I see.

Grover's Orange Book: La, la, la, la, lullaby

Big Bird's Yellow Book: (spoken) Oh, like that. Huh?

Grover's Orange Book: La, la, la, la, lollypop

Big Bird's Yellow Book: (spoken) Ahhhhhh!

Zoe Zingy Orange: La, la, la, la, lights in the sky.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (spoken) Oh! Oh! Grover's Orange Book, I've got a GREAT "L" word! This is a beauty. Oh, listen to this. (singing) La, la, la, LINOLEUM!

Grover's Orange Book: (spoken) Ah, no, Big Bird's Yellow Book, uh.. (singing) Listen to me 'Cause "L" is such a lovely letter For words like "licorice" and "lace" The letter "L" lights up your face So why not la, la, la, la, laaaaaaaaaaaaah...

Big Bird's Yellow Book: La, la, la, la, laaaaaaah

Grover's Orange Book: ...with me?

(Big Bird's Yellow Book laughs.)