Big Bird Flu/Kirby

Parody Cast Members

 * Grover as Sir Ebrum
 * Big Bird as Tuff
 * Elmo as Kirby
 * Announcer as Himself
 * Bandana Dee, Wheelie Bike, Keeby, Sirica, Commander Vee, and Meta Knight as Quarantiners
 * Aloysius Snuffleupagus as Chef Kawasaki
 * Bert as Sword Knight
 * Ernie as Blade Knight
 * Count Von Count as Mayor Len Blustergas
 * Cookie Monster as Galacta Knight

Transcript

 * (Tuff is walking down the street, holding his stomach and looking pale.)
 * Tuff: Oh... I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of food!
 * (Tuff vomits all over the steps, then collapses. Kirby appears.)
 * Kirby: Oh no, Tigger has the boy flu!
 * (Quarantiners rush over to Tuff. Sir Ebrum now appears.)
 * Sir Ebrum: The Word of the Day is Quarantine. Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E. Quarantine.
 * (In the hospital, Tuff is lying in bed. Doctors are examining him.)
 * Tuff: Chef Kawasaki... is that you?
 * Wheelie Bike: Oh, he must be hallucinating.
 * Chef Kawasaki: Hi, Tuff. I'm so sorry you're sick.
 * Tuff: I'm scared, Chef Kawasaki. Thank God you can't get it since you're not real.
 * (Tuff then dies.)
 * Chef Kawasaki: Yeah, thank G-.
 * (Chef Kawasaki dies, then disappears.)
 * Mayor Len Blustergas: (handing out vaccines to everyone) One vaccine, a-hah-hah! Two vaccines, a-hah-hah!
 * (Galacta Knight eats the vaccine Mayor Len Blustergas gives to him)
 * [The show cuts to a separate bit]
 * Kids: One of these kids is not like the others. One of these kids is dead!
 * Announcer: Today's episode brought to you by the letter C.D.C.