Studios/3rd Rock from the Sun

[A police car parks outside a courthouse]

[Cut to: John Smith in the courthouse]

Judge: Court is now in session. So, John Smith. How did you plead?

John Smith: I plead. Not guilty.

Stitch: Read the charges, your honor.

Judge: John Smith, you were charged for child abuse and neglect and for ruining Lilo's life. Any witnesses to call.

Lilo Pelekai: I would like to call myself to the stand.

[Lilo walks to the stand]

Judge: OK then. Tell us what did he do that was so bad?

Lilo: Well, he ruined Stitch's statue, destroyed my treasures, keeps grounding me, and drove me away from home. [getting teary-eyed] And he also ruined my life for stupid, dumb reasons and abused and neglected me too much. [sobbing]

Judge: OK, Lilo. That's good enough that your father did this to you. And what was your reaction?

Lilo: Well, my reaction is that I hate my father so much. He should be divorced by my mother forever after she re-marries John Rolfe, my soon-to-be father.

Judge: OK then. And Lilo, you may return to your jury seat.

Lilo: Thank you! That is, your only honor.

[Lilo returns to her jury seat with her friends]

Judge: Alright then. What is the decision?

Stitch: Guilty!

Lilo: Guilty!

Chip: Guilty!

Dale: Guilty!

Miss Bianca: Guilty!

Skippy Rabbit: Guilty!

Babs Seed: Guilty!

Diamond Tiara: Guilty!

Silver Spoon: Guilty!

Kovu: Guilty!

Baby Tweety: Guilty!

Judge: John Smith! The court has found you guilty for child abuse and neglect and for ruining your own daughter's life. You will be sentenced to die on the electric chair. Have you got any last words before your execution?

John Smith: Yes, I'm sorry for ruining Lilo's life and I'm sorry I treated her too harshly. I promise I'll be a good father to her and I promise I won't ever make her cry again.

Judge: OK, the electricity will pass through your body until you are completely dead. Guards, take him away.

[The guards take John Smith away]

Judge: Court adjourned.

[Cut to: The police car drives away from the courthouse]

[Meanwhile, there is the news]

Sergeant Morris: This is Sergeant Morris. Today's news is about an evil British tyrant named John Smith, who is facing execution. His last meal were raw eggs, swiss cheese, grape nuts, and prunes, but he refused it. Last night, John Smith tries to hurt Lilo, but she ran away from home and got herself lost in the forest, thanks to him, so Officer James Carter is going to shave his hair off and prepare him execution.

Olivia Flaversham: I would like to see him fry in the electric chair.

[Kairi, Namine, Amy Rose, Susan Test, and Kilala Reno hold up a sign saying Destroy the British Tyrant]

Sergeant Morris: There are people outside cheering for his upcoming execution.

[Viper holds up a sign saying Are you ready to burn in heck, John Smith?]

Viper: Yes! He's all set to die!

[Minnie Mouse, Alice, and Wendy Darling hold up a sign saying Cook the British Tyrant]

[Rapunzel holds up a poem saying He's a naughty troll, and a wicked tyrant. Good thing John Smith is finally gonna die!]

Sergeant Morris: We now go to Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Sunset Shimmer, and Fluttershy.

Twilight Sparkle: I am really glad John Smith is going to be electrocuted. He is the worst father ever!

Pinkie Pie: Agreed!

Rainbow Dash: Count me in!

Rarity: Done and done!

Applejack: Yee-haw!

Fluttershy: We will be throwing a party for John Smith's death.

Sunset Shimmer: You can say that again.

Sergeant Morris: We will return to GNN news after John Smith gets electrocuted.

[Cut to: John Smith and a police officer in an empty prison cell]

Police Officer: (showing John Smith, who is now dressed in a prison suit, his cell) This is your cell with no bed, no toilet, no air conditioner, and no sink. You will in here until the day of your execution later. Goodbye!

[A police officer leaves John Smith in jail]

[At 12:00 pm]

John Smith: Wow, I hate jail. I wish I can escape.

Police Officer: Oh no, you're not escaping, John Smith! We have security cameras, so you won't escape! Also, you have a visitor who wants to talk to you!

[Pocahontas appears outside an empty prison cell]

Pocahontas: John Smith! I heard that you are going to be executed. That's it! You are grounded for triple humanity!

John Smith: But, Pocahontas, I'm sorry. Can you please let me out and I promise I'll be a good father to Lilo?

Pocahontas: No! I also hope you suffer in jail and burn in heck. Goodbye forever!

[Pocahontas leaves John Smith in jail]

John Smith: This is going to be even more torture.

[5:00 pm]

Police Officer: Come on out, John Smith. Execution time.

[The cell door opens and a police officer directs John Smith to a seat]

[A police officer uses a razor to shave his hair off, leaving him like a bald eagle and putting cotton on him]

Police Officer: OK, John Smith. Follow me to the execution chamber.

[A police officer directs John Smith to the electric chair]

Police Officer: Any last words?

John Smith: I promise I'll be a good father to Lilo and I promise that I'll never make her cry like that ever again.

Police Officer: Electrocution will begin in 5...4....3....2....1....Go! (flips the switch)

[John Smith screams while being electrocuted, but the action is covered with a message reading "Censored for your safety and protection"]

[The police officer stops John Smith's execution. He then checks if John Smith's heart still beats, providing he is alive or not. John Smith isn't breathing anymore. The police officer leaves John Smith alone and dead]

Police Officer: Yes! He's dead!

[Donald Duck, Jose Carioca, Panchito, Pluto, Chip, Dale, and Roger Rabbit hold up a sign saying No more abuses thanks to John Smith's death]

[Angel and Reuben hold up a sign saying John Smith 1995-2015]

[Back to GNN news]

Sergeant Morris: John Smith is now finally executed! He was executed for child abuse and neglect and for ruining Lilo's life and her dreams. Are there any questions to ask?

[Spike appears]

Spike: Yes! What will happen to his body?

Sergeant Morris: His body will be taken to a funeral home in Virginia. By the way, what's your name?

Spike: My name is Spike from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and the Equestria Girls Trilogy.

Sergeant Morris: Thank you, Spike.

[Spike leaves]

Sergeant Morris: That's all the news for now. This is Sergeant Morris saying goodbye!

[Cut to: The graveyard. A tombstone that reads "BIH John Smith 1995 - 2015" is seen near Lilo, Stitch, Pocahontas, and John Rolfe, who are celebrating his death]