The Simpsons/TUGS Parody 11

Description
Mr. Burns gives Marge his kerosene. Also, Chief Wiggum catches Kearney and Dolph with his things.

Cast

 * Mr. Burns as Zorran
 * Marge as Lillie Lightship
 * Homer as Ten Cents
 * Lenny as Sunshine
 * Chief Wiggum as The Fire Tug
 * Kearney as Zip
 * Dolph as Zug

Transcript

 * Mr. Burns: Ahem. Uh, I changed my mind, Marge. I'd rather you have my kerosene.
 * Marge: Oh, thank you, Monty.
 * Lenny: Don't thank him. Your mom didn't take it, so he's lumbered with it!
 * Marge: I'll still have it. I'm no good to anyone without it, am I? Half-price though, eh, Mr. Burns?
 * Homer: Yeah, half price, Mr. Burns. Then we don't say anything about Kearney and Dolph, okay?
 * Mr. Burns: (Stutters) What? You crook!
 * Marge: Well, that's good coming from you, Mr. Burns!
 * Mr. Burns: Waah!
 * (Homer and Marge laugh)
 * Chief Wiggum: Stop! That's our property! What do you think you're up to, eh?
 * Dolph: Just trying to clear it for you, boss.
 * Kearney: Yes. Yes, yes.
 * Chief Wiggum: That's not what I heard. You're coming with me!