Retro Sora & Captain Phoebus/Retro Sora Gets Tricked

Retro Sora and Captain Phoebus, retitled Retro Sora Gets Tricked for American audiences, is the first episode of Retro Sora the Keyblade Master and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas & Friends episode Thomas & Gordon/Thomas Gets Tricked.

Cast

 * Retro (From Kingdom Hearts II) as Thomas


 * Captain Phoebus (From The Hunchback of Notre Dame) as Gordon


 * Flowers (From Alice in Wonderland) as Coaches


 * The Player as Thomas' Driver


 * Baloo (From The Jungle Book) as Henry (Cameo Role)


 * Rabbit (From Winnie the Pooh) as James (Cameo Role)

Transcript
Narrator: "Retro Sora is a Keyblade Master who lives in a big house on Disneyland. He's a cheeky little black/white character with two black eyes, a pair of shirts and shorts and gloves, a pair of white gloves, and a pair of white shoes.

He's a fussy little keyblade master, too, always bringing flowers about ready for the bigger Disney Characters to take on long journeys.

And when Disney characters come in, he brings the flowers back home so that the bigger Disney characters can go and rest.

Retro Sora thinks no Disney character works as hard as he does. He loves playing tricks on them, including Captain Phoebus, the biggest and proudest man of them all.

Retro Sora likes whistling rudely at him."

Retro Sora: "Wake up, Lazy Bones, why don't you work hard, like me?"

Narrator: "One day, after taking some flowers on a Journey, Captain Phoebus arrived back at the sidings, very tired. He was just going to sleep when Retro Sora came up in his cheeky way."

Retro Sora: "Wake up, Lazy Bones, do some hard work for a change! You can't catch me!"

Narrator: "And off he ran, laughing.

Instead of going to sleep again, Captain Phoebus thought how he could get back at Mickey.

One morning, Retro Sora wouldn't wake up. His player couldn't make him start. His stamina was low and there was not enough strength. It was nearly time for the express. People were waiting, but the flowers weren't ready.

At last, Retro Sora started."

Retro Sora: "Oh dear, oh dear!"

Narrator: "He yawned.

He fussed into the station where Captain Phoebus was waiting."

Captain Phoebus: "Hurry up, you."

Narrator: "Said Captain Phoebus."

Retro Sora: "Hurry yourself!"

Narrator: "Replied Retro Sora.

Captain Phoebus Began Making his plan."

Captain Phoebus: "Yes."

Narrator: "Said Captain Phoebus."

Captain Phoebus: "I will."

Narrator: "And almost before the flowers stopped moving, Captain Phoebus reversed quickly and held the first flower's petal."

Sir Ector: "Get in quickly, please."

Narrator: "He whistled.

Retro Sora usually pushed behind the flowers to help them star, but the always let go of him first. This time, Captain Phoebus started so quickly, the forgot to let go of Retro Sora. Captain Phoebus's chance had come.

Captain Phoebus: "Come on, come on!"

Narrator: "Puffed Captain Phoebus to the Flowers.

The line went faster and faster, too fast for Retro Sora. He wanted to stop, but he couldn't!"

Retro Sora: "Hey, hey, stop, stop!"

Captain Phoebus: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Laughed Captain Phoebus.

Flowers: "You can't get away, you can't get away!"

Narrator: "Laughed the Flowers.

Poor Retro Sora was going faster than he had ever gone before. He was out of breath, and his feet hurt him, but he had to go on."

Retro Sora: "I shall never be the same again."

Narrator: "He thought sadly."

Retro Sora: "My feet will be quite worn out."

Narrator: "At last, they stopped at a station.

Retro Sora let go, and he felt very silly and exhausted.

Next, he sat on a turntable, thinking of everyone laughing at him.

And then he ran onto a siding, out of the way."

Captain Phoebus: "Well, little Retro Sora."

Narrator: "Chuckled Captain Phoebus."

Captain Phoebus: "Now you know what hard work means, don't you?"

Narrator: "Poor Retro Sora couldn't answer. He had no breath. He just puffed slowly away to rest, and had a long, long drink.

He went home very slowly, and was careful afterwards never to be cheeky to Captain Phoebus again."

Next Episode
Hercules & Captain Phoebus/Hercules Helps Out

Credits

 * Footage Copyright: Disney