Friturtoons/Thomas Parody 5: Friend Trouble


 * Mario as Thomas
 * Luigi as Duck
 * Pooh as Donald
 * Piglet as Douglas
 * Tails as Trevor
 * Mr. Krabs as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Blossom and Bubbles as Annie and Clarabel (cameo)
 * Diddy Kong as Henry (cameo)
 * Donkey Kong as Gordon (cameo)
 * Rabbit as James (cameo)
 * Cheatsy Koopa or Bully Koopa as 'Arry or Bert (cameo)
 * Alec Baldwin as Narrator

Transcript

 * Alec Baldwin: Pooh and Piglet are friends. They're practical, peppery, and proud. They nearly always work together. One day, Pooh and Piglet were chuffing through the countryside, hauling a heavy load. Down the line, Miles "Tails" Prower had been struggling with a big cartload of hay. Crossing the paths, the cart's wheels have broken off. Then Tails heard a whistle.
 * Tails: Oh no!
 * Alec Baldwin: Tails cried. Pooh could see the cart.
 * Pooh: Stop!
 * Alec Baldwin: He shouted. His animator told him to stop, but it was too late.
 * (CRASH!)
 * Alec Baldwin: Luckly, no one was hurt.
 * Pooh: Stop being pushy!
 * Alec Baldwin: Pooh snapped.
 * Piglet: Don't call me pushy!
 * Alec Baldwin: Piglet snapped back.
 * Pooh: You shouldn't have pushed me into the cart!
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed Pooh.
 * Piglet: You pulled me, you mean!
 * Alec Baldwin: Argued Piglet.
 * Pooh: Didn't!
 * Piglet: Did!
 * Pooh: Did not!
 * Piglet: Did too!
 * Alec Baldwin: Before long, the path was cleared, and Pooh and Piglet were on their way. The friends were so cross, they refused to speak to each other for the rest of the day. The next day, Mr. Krabs needed a Friturtoon to help Luigi at Mushroom Kingdom.
 * Pooh: May I go, sir?
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Pooh, eagerly.
 * Mr. Krabs: I only need one Friturtoon.
 * Alec Baldwin: He said.
 * Mr. Krabs: Not two.
 * Pooh: I am only one Friturtoon, sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Pooh.
 * Pooh: And I would like to work with Luigi.
 * Alec Baldwin: Mr. Krabs was surprised, but agreed. Mario was worried.
 * Mario: Won't you miss one another?
 * Alec Baldwin: He said.
 * Mario: I know I'd miss Blossom and Bubbles.
 * Piglet: I'll work better on my own.
 * Alec Baldwin: Sniffed Piglet.
 * Pooh: I have work to do.
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed Pooh. At first, Pooh enjoyed working with Luigi. Then, things started to go wrong.
 * Pooh: Did you put those Goombas in the other room?
 * Alec Baldwin: Pooh asked.
 * Luigi: You said you wanted them in the other room.
 * Alec Baldwin: Luigi replied.
 * Pooh: Not that other room; the other other room.
 * Alec Baldwin: Pooh was cross.
 * Pooh: Piglet would have known what I meant.
 * Alec Baldwin: He huffed. Piglet was working on his own. He chuffed dutifully through the beautiful countryside. But Piglet had no one to share it with. Altough he tried not to, he was beginning to miss his friend. That night, Piglet's animator took him to visit Pooh.
 * Piglet: I was just passing.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Piglet.
 * Pooh: Have you come to say you're sorry?
 * Alec Baldwin: Pooh sniffed. This made Piglet very cross.
 * Piglet: I've nothing to be sory for!
 * Alec Baldwin: He said and steamed away in a huff. The next day, Pooh was in a bad mood. Luigi could see he was getting to close to the barriers.
 * Luigi: Look out!
 * Alec Baldwin: He shouted. But it was too late.
 * (CRASH!)
 * Alec Baldwin: Pooh's animator was very annoyed.
 * Pooh's Animator: This woldn't have happened if you were working with Piglet!
 * Alec Baldwin: He said. Pooh knew he was right, and Luigi knew he couldn't pull him back on the path. So he went for help. Piglet was sadly finishing his work as Luigi steamed into the depot.
 * Luigi: Pooh is in trouble!
 * Alec Baldwin: He said.
 * Piglet: Pooh in trouble?
 * Alec Baldwin: Piglet cried.
 * Piglet: I'm on my way!
 * Alec Baldwin: And he steamed off as fast as he could. Piglet struggled and struggled. He finally pulled his friend gently back on the path. He was relieved Pooh wasn't hurt.
 * Pooh: Thank you.
 * Alec Baldwin: Pooh said.
 * Pooh: And I'm sorry.
 * Piglet: No, I'm sorry.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Piglet.
 * Pooh: I'm sorry.
 * Alec Baldwin: Insisted Pooh.
 * Luigi: Don't argue about who's sorry.
 * Alec Baldwin: Chuckled Luigi.
 * Luigi: Just be glad you're back together.
 * Alec Baldwin: And they were.