Grease nail polish/Six (from Numbers!)

Cast

 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie
 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert

Lyrics
[sound of door opening]

SPOKEN:

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Hiya, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, hi, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Hey, I just got back from the grocery store, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. I bought us some soda pop.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yeah, well, uh, I wish you wouldn't bother me right now, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, 'cause I'm busy.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Really, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be? What are you doin'?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Ohhh, I'm sitting here thinking about my favorite number.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: You're sitting there thinking about your favorite number? That sounds a little boring, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Aw, not when your favorite number is as wonderful a number as mine is!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Really?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Uh-huh.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, what is your favorite number, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I was hoping you'd ask!

SUNG:

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Six

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Six?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: My favorite number is six

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, nobody's favorite number is six.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Sometimes I spend the whole afternoon Sitting around, and singing a tune about

Six

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Six, hmm?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Sometimes I think of six bricks.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, that's very boring.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Or else I think of six sticks

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, that's even more boring.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Not five bricks or sticks, but six

Now two is your eyes and one's your nose And five is your fingers or your toes And four is the legs on an easy chair Yet there's no number can compare with

Six

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: How about 9 or 3?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Nothing more lovely than six

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: I don't know, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be ...

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: When someone says, "Hey, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, pick a number" Well, I always pick the one nobody picks -- My favorite number is six.

SPOKEN:

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: You know, I hate to break this to you, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, but six isn't anybody's favorite number.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: It's my favorite number, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: I mean, six just sort of sits there between five and seven. You know, you have five fingers on your hand, and there are seven days in a week, but there's not really six of anything.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I know, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, I know.

SUNG:

Now two is your eyes and one's your nose And five is your fingers or your toes And four is the legs on an easy chair But there's no number can compare with

Six

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: All right, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be ...

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Nothing more lovely than six.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Have it your way.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: When someone says, "Hey, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, pick a number" Well, I always pick the one nobody picks -- My favorite number is six.

SPOKEN:

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Yeah. Well, that's really nice, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Anyhow, I brought this soda pop back from the store, and I wondered if you wanted some. Hey, wait a minute!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Look at that! Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, count the number of bottles of soda pop in that container.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Uh, let's see, there's, uh, one, two, three, four, five, six! Six bottles of soda pop!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh-huh.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: A six pack of soda pop, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!! Hey, that is really neat! Something does come in sixes after all! Hey, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, wait, wait ... Do you have a bottle opener?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Why, sure. Here. What are you doin', Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

(pop)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Well, I'm opening up the soda pop. That's one bottle ... (pop) And two ... (pop) and three bottles ...

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh, wait a minute, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: And four ... (pop)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: And five ... (pop)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: But ...

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: And six (pop). There!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, you opened all the six bottles of soda pop.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: That's right, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Boy, you sure must be thirsty.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Thirsty? No, no, I'm not thirsty at all, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. I just wanted the six bottlecaps for my bottlecap collection.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh ...

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Thanks, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!! See ya later!