Sesame Street Crayons and Muppet nail polish/Let a Frown Be Your Umbrella (from Let a Frown Be Your Umbrella)

Cast

 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Oscar the Grouch
 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Farley

Lyrics
Oscar Grouchy Green: Once I met a happy little bluebird He was just as blue as he could be In a little while He began to smile When he sang this merry song to me: “Just let a smile be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day ...”

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: [interrupting angrily] What is this? Hey, hold it! [Music ends.] Oscar Grouchy Green!

Oscar Grouchy Green: Oh, hi, Fresh Frog of Bel Air.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: You are ruining a perfectly rotten rainy day with that sweet little song of yours!

Oscar Grouchy Green: Oh?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: That’s not how it goes! It goes like this:

[singing as music starts again]

Just let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day And if your grouchie cries, just tell her that a frown will always pay Whenever skies are gray, don’t worry or fret A frown will bring the raindrops, and you’ll always get wet So let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day! (spoken) Okay, now try it, Oscar Grouchy Green.

Oscar Grouchy Green: (spoken) Okay, here we go. (singing) Just let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And if your grouchie cries, just tell her that a frown will always pay

Oscar Grouchy Green: Whenever skies are gray, don’t worry or fret

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: A frown will bring the raindrops, and you’ll always get wet

Fresh Frog of Bel Air and Oscar Grouchy Green : So let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day!

[Music ends.]

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Now you got it, Oscar Grouchy Green?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Yeah, but ... I’m not sure I like it.