Sesame Street/Interrogation Song (Muppets Most Wanted soundtrack version)

Cast

 * Bert as Sam the Eagle
 * Sherlock Hemlock as Jean Pierre Napoleon
 * Oscar the Grouch as Constantine
 * Zoe as Miss Piggy
 * Grover as Gonzo
 * Prairie Dawn as Camilla
 * Forgetful Jones as Lew Zealand
 * Count von Count as Dr. Teeth
 * Biff as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
 * The Amazing Mumford as The Swedish Chef
 * Sully as Beaker
 * Frazzle as Animal
 * Honkers as Penguins
 * Ernie as Fozzie Bear

Lyrics
Describe the day you played Berlin We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut Were you inside the portrait gallery? Was when we did the show's encore'' Can you confirm your whereabouts?'' The audience saw me sing all night Ask who sang Rainbow Connection.
 * Bert: Big Bird, let's begin
 * Oscar the Grouch (pretending to be Big Bird ): We rehearsed and then we walked about
 * Sherlock Hemlock: That night, at 10:03
 * ''Oscar the Grouch: From 10:00 to 10:04
 * ''Bert: Hm, bird, we've got our doubts
 * Oscar the Grouch: My alibi is watertight
 * Sherlock Hemlock: Monsieur, we know you did the crime
 * Oscar the Grouch: I was onstage that whole time
 * Bert and Sherlock Hemlock: Thank you, Big Bird! No more questions!


 * Sherlock Hemlock: Hello! I think it's time for good cop/romantic cop.

Now's your chance to save your hide It's a crime to steal the show All I stole was audience hearts All I've ever taken is a bow'' Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestion!
 * Zoe, you cleaned up lock inside
 * Zoe: Oh, gentlemen, I did not know
 * Bert: Tell us how the art was taken
 * Sherlock Hemlock: If you want to save your bacon
 * Zoe: I haven't seen your missing art
 * Bert: We can give you a plea deal
 * Sherlock Hemlock: All you have to do is squeal
 * ''Zoe: I'm not a thief, I don't know how
 * Sherlock Hemlock: We'll catch the swine that did this job
 * Zoe: Give up the pig puns, creep!
 * Bert and Sherlock Hemlock: Thank you, Zoe! No more questions!


 * Sherlock Hemlock (spoken): I think she likes me, no?
 * Bert (spoken): I don't think your puns are helping the investigation.

'Cause they simply didn't do it But we've nothing that can prove it!
 * Sherlock Hemlock: You know, I think they did it
 * Bert: No, they didn't!
 * Sherlock Hemlock: Yes, they did, and we can pin it
 * Bert: If they did, how did they do it?
 * Sherlock Hemlock: If they didn't, how did they didn't?
 * Bert: If they didn't, then it's easy
 * Sherlock Hemlock: If they did it, then I knew it
 * (spoken): Ahem. Oh excuse me. Bring in the blue guy with the schnoz. 

On the night you played Madrid?'' And rushed off-stage to the hospital'' About the sculpture theft at Madrid's Prado?'' I spent the night in bed concussed'' Prairie Dawn was there, she'll cooperate''
 * ''Bert: Do you remember what you did
 * ''Grover: I was hit by a raging bull
 * ''Sherlock Hemlock: Grover, what do you know
 * ''Grover: I never saw the stolen bust
 * Bert: The truth, Grover, the clock is ticking
 * ''Grover: If you don't believe me, ask the little girl
 * Sherlock Hemlock: Madam, are you willing to corroborate?
 * Prairie Dawn: (clucking)
 * Bert: Will somebody get this girl out of here?
 * Grover: Calm down, Prairie Dawn, it's a routine inspection
 * Bert and Sherlock Hemlock: Thank you, Grover! No more questions!

What do you know about the stolen art? Are less than .009 Can you do a full translation?''
 * Sherlock Hemlock: Let's go from the start
 * Forgetful Jones: I didn't know there was a plan
 * Count von Count: Your accusation's far out, man!
 * Biff: The chances of us committing a crime
 * The Amazing Mumford: (Faux-Swedish)
 * ''Sherlock Hemlock: To help with our investigation
 * Translator/Sully: What the chef just said to you was "Shnoopdy-shnoopdy-shnoo." It's not Swedish.
 * Frazzle: (grunts and laughs)
 * Ho nk ers: (ho nk ing)
 * Ernie: Uh, I can do an Elvis impression
 * Bert and Sherlock Hemlock: Thank you, Muppets! No more questions!

But we know they didn't do it Yes, we know who didn't do it!
 * Sherlock Hemlock: They didn't
 * Bert: No, they didn't
 * Sherlock Hemlock: There's no way they did the crime
 * Bert: They couldn't, they're too stupid
 * Sherlock Hemlock: They're not criminal masterminds
 * Bert: We do not know who did it
 * Sherlock Hemlock and Bert: So we know who didn't do it


 * Sherlock Hemlock (spoken): They're incapable of being culpable.