Crayola Colors/Cabin Fever (from Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Red as Calico Jerry
 * Olive Green as Easy Pete
 * Goldenrod as Short Stack Stevens
 * Green as Black Eyed Pea
 * Outrageous Orange as Young Squire Trelawney
 * Pacific Blue as Gonzo
 * Beaver as Rizzo the Rat
 * Inchworm as Dr. Livesey
 * Carnation Pink as Beaker
 * Black as Black Dog
 * Fern as Angel Marie
 * Desert Sand as Real Old Tom
 * Purple Heart as Spotted Dick
 * Lavender as One-Eyed Jack
 * Lime Green as Walleye Pike
 * Fuzzy Wuzzy as Sweetums
 * Maroon as Jacques Roach
 * Purple Mountain's Majesty as Calico
 * Granny Smith Apple as Wander McMooch
 * Gray as Begoony
 * Tan as Mudwell the Mudbunny
 * Timberwolf as Dodo
 * Scarlet as Mr. Bitte
 * Atomic Tangerine as Lew Zealand
 * Silver as Chickens
 * Tumbleweed as Goat
 * Banana Mania, Banana Bonanza, Laser Lemon and Unmellow Yellow as Bananas
 * Pink Flamingo, Brick Red and Lavender as Other Pirates
 * Electric Lime as Cactus

Lyrics
Red: I've got cabin fever! Olive Green: I've got it too!

Scarlet and Pink Flamingo: CABIN FEVER!

Brick Red: I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain Tumbleweed: I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane Timberwolf, Purple Pizzazz and Atomic Tangerine : We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas Been stuck at sea so long we have simply gone bananas

Everyone: Ariba! Chica chica boom A chica chica boom boom chic Chica chica boom A chica chica boom boom chic

Purple Heart, Atomic Tangerine and Scarlet: We got cabin fever we've lost what sense we had We got cabin fever, we're all going mad

Maroon: Grab your partner by the ears Lash him to the wheel Do-si-do step on his toe Listen to him squeal Allemande left, allemande right It's time to sail or sink Swing your partner over the side Drop him in the drink

Pink Flamingo: We got cabin fever Purple Mountain's Majesty: No ifs, ands, or buts Pink Flamingo: We're disoriented Purple Mountain's Majesty: And demented Purple Mountain's Majesty and Pink Flamingo : And a little nuts

Timberwolf, Gray and Tumbleweed: Ach du lieber Volkswagen car (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo) Sauerkraut and wienerschnitzel Und the wunder bar (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)

Red, Olive Green , Goldenrod and Green: We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side Desert Sand: And then it died

Purple Heart: I've got cabin fever I think I've lost my grip Scarlet: I'd like to get my hands on Whoever wrote this script Electric Lime: Si!

Fern: I was floating 'neath a tropic moon And dreaming of a blue lagoon Now I'm crazy as a loon

Everyone: Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward We were sailing, sailing headed who knows where And now though we're all here We're not all there Cabin fever! AAHHH!!