Muppets/I Wish I Knew How to Do That Too (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Fozzie Bear as Baby Bear
 * Ma Bear as Mama Bear
 * Bobo the Bear as Papa Bear
 * George the Janitor as Gordon
 * Mildred Huxtetter as Susan
 * Lindy as Miles

Lyrics
Ma Bear: You have a lovely home.

Bobo the Bear: Yeah.

Fozzie Bear: Great stuff.

Mildred Huxtetter: Oh, thank you very much.

George the Janitor: Thank you.

Fozzie Bear: You know, I really like that music that's playing too.

Lindy: That's Miles Davis playing his trumpet.

Fozzie Bear: Wow, that's pretty cool.

Bobo the Bear: Something smells mighty good.

Ma Bear: Yes, I wonder what kind of porridge it is?

George the Janitor: Lindy, uh, it's time to set the table.

Lindy: Okay, dad.

Fozzie Bear: Lindy, you set the table all by yourself?

Lindy: Sure, no problem.

Fozzie Bear: Wow, I wish I knew how to do that.

Mildred Huxtetter: You can learn, Fozzie Bear. Lindy didn't always know how to set the table.

Fozzie Bear: Really? But when he got bigger, he learned how?

George the Janitor: (spoken) You got it. As a matter of fact, there a lot of things that Lindy couldn't do before that he could do now. We're pretty proud of him. (singing) I remember when Lindy was small, around this kitchen floor he crawled.

Mildred Huxtetter: But now he runs even faster than you.

Fozzie Bear: I wished I knew how to do that too.

Mildred Huxtetter: I remember that many times, I read little Lindy his nursery rhymes.

Lindy: Now I can read, I read to you.

Fozzie Bear: I wish I knew how to do that too.

Ma Bear: It doesn't seem so long ago, when Fozzie Bear was small. I held him in my arms, as I went shopping around the mall.

Bobo the Bear: He couldn't hold a spoon or fork. He couldn't hold a cup.

Ma Bear: But he has grown so big, that I can hardly pick him up. Whoa!

Fozzie Bear: You okay there, Ma?

Ma Bear: I think so. Yeah.

Lindy: I remember when I was small, I couldn't reach this table. But now I set it all for you.

Fozzie Bear: I wish I knew how to do that too. I wish I knew how to do that too.

Lindy: Here, Fozzie Bear. Pass one of the plates down.

Fozzie Bear: Oh, um, okay, um...Oh, boy. Um...I did it! Did I do it? I did it! I helped set the table!

George the Janitor: Yeah.

Mildred Huxtetter: Good. Dinner will be ready soon.

Bobo the Bear: What kind of porridge is that, anyways?