Muppet nail polish/There Was An Old Pirate (from Muppet Sing-Alongs: Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Mad Monty
 * Animal-istic as Polly Lobster

Lyrics
Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Now here's my favorite pirate song and Animal-istic will help.

Animal-istic: With puppets. Heh, heh, heh.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Mm.

Animal-istic: Look at this, look at this, Fresh Frog of Bel Air. Look at this. (mimicking dog's bark)

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Animal-istic!

Animal-istic: Okay, okay. Oh.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: There was an old pirate who swallowed a fly. I don't know why he swallowed a fly. I don't know why. There was an old pirate who swallowed a fish. That was his wish to swallow a fish. He swallowed the fish to catch the fly. Why oh why he swallowed that fly. I don't know why. There was an old pirate who swallowed a shark. What a lark. He swallowed a shark. He swallowed the shark to catch the fish. He swallowed the fish to catch the fly. Why oh why he swallowed that fly. I don't know why. There was an old pirate who swallowed a harpoon. What a loon. He swallowed a harpoon. He swallowed the harpoon to catch the shark. He swallowed the shark to catch the fish. He swallowed the fish to catch the fly. Why oh why he swallowed the fly. I don't know why. At last the old pirate he swallowed some bicarbonate of soda. He ate his quota so he swallowed that soda. He swallowed the soda to burp up the harpoon. He swallowed the harpoon to catch the shark. He swallowed the shark to catch the fish. He swallowed the fish to catch the fly. I don't know why he swallowed the fly. I don't know why.

Pirate: (burping)