Fight, Right! (SSBU Ver.)

Cast

 * Lucario
 * Buddy
 * Coco
 * Pikachu

Transcript/Lyrics
My platform has only one plank:
 * Lucario: Let the campaign BEGIN!!!

Humans STINK and they always STANK!! Without humans there'd be no YOU!! Albeit the truth lies somewhere in the middle
 * Buddy: Well my platform has one plank too:
 * Lucario: They created us so they could destroy us!
 * Buddy: But if they hated us why would they employ us?
 * Lucario: They're wasteful distasteful and mean!
 * Buddy: Hey! Kindest creatures I've ever seen!!
 * Crowd: Couth or uncouth? This really is a revolt! Is human a friend or foe?

Closer to good!

Closer to bad! It's time that we make our OWN demands! What we need is a human touch! Everyone here would like to get the show on!
 * Coco: Depending on who you know!
 * Lucario: The power is in the wrong hands!
 * Buddy: But powers a weak person's crutch
 * Lucario: We're not falling for mindless admiration!
 * Buddy: I'm just calling for real cooperation
 * Lucario: With humans who cheat
 * Buddy: Who smile
 * Lucario: Who overeat
 * Buddy: They give you caresses
 * Lucario: The fight and make messes
 * Buddy: They struggle and toil
 * Lucario: They smell like a camel
 * Buddy: They're thrifty and loyal
 * Lucario: They scratch your enamel
 * Buddy: A human.......is a champ!!
 * Lucario: You sound like-like-like........one of them!!!
 * Crowd: Clear or unclear? We don't have much to go on! Is human a beast or not?

Should we pity him?

Should we pity him? Nice is nice but it's human stuff! Nice is nice and what's more it's right! Fight!
 * Coco: Let's give him a little talk!
 * Pikachu: Pika! PikaPi! Pi...NICE!!
 * Crowd: NICE!?
 * Lucario: Don't fall for that goody-good flop!
 * Buddy: Video games! Let us unit!
 * Buddy and Lucario: Fight!

FIGHT!!