Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/The Wrong Patient (from Ernie's Hits)

Cast

 * Zoe Pumpkin as Ernie
 * Grover Blue as Fat Blue Anything Muppet doctor

Transcript
Zoe Pumpkin: Come in. Oh, hi there, doctor. Gee, thank you very much for coming over.

Grover Blue: Oh, sure thing, Zoe Pumpkin. Uh, open your mouth.

Zoe Pumpkin: Yeah, but you see, doctor, I just...

Grover Blue: Uh, Zoe Pumpkin, open your mouth.

Zoe Pumpkin: Hmm, uh, ah. Uh huh?

Grover Blue: Yeah. Uh, listen, Zoe Pumpkin. Would you mind stepping over here into the light? Yeah, just right down here. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's good right there. Fine. Let's see. Okay, uh, close your mouth, Zoe Pumpkin.

Zoe Pumpkin: Yes, but you see, doctor...

Grover Blue: How about your fingers?

Zoe Pumpkin: What about my fingers?

Grover Blue: Yeah, can you wiggle your fingers, Zoe Pumpkin?

Zoe Pumpkin: Well, of course I can wiggle my fingers.

Grover Blue: Yeah, how about the wrist now?

Zoe Pumpkin: My, my...oh, yeah, I can wiggle my wrist, too. Sure.

Grover Blue: Good, good. Okay, the arm? The arm.

Zoe Pumpkin: Yeah, but, well. Yeah, yeah, sure, my arm's fine, doc. But you see, that's not the...

Grover Blue: Okay. It's doing okay, huh? How about the shoulder? Been, uh, throwing the old ball around too much, huh? Huh?

Zoe Pumpkin: No, no, no. My shoulder's fine, doc. But you see, that, that's not the reason why I...

Grover Blue: Okay, all right now. Let's uh, let's see, uh, twist your neck, Zoe Pumpkin.

Zoe Pumpkin: My neck? Like that? Just twisting it like that?

Grover Blue: Fine, fine. Okay, now let's see the eyes.

Zoe Pumpkin: Uh, my eyes are...my eyes are fine, doc. Actually, there's nothing wrong with my eyes. You see, the reason that I...

Grover Blue: Left eye okay. Right eye seems all right. Okay. Shhh... I'm going to listen to your heart now, Zoe Pumpkin.

Zoe Pumpkin: But, but, doctor, I...

Grover Blue: Shhh... Shhh....

Zoe Pumpkin: (sighs)

Grover Blue: Uh, huh. Good. Good. Okay.

Zoe Pumpkin: But, you see, doctor, the reason that I really call you...

Grover Blue: It seems fine. Now, let's, uh, see about your ears, Zoe Pumpkin.

Zoe Pumpkin: My ears are okay. Sure, my ears are okay.

Grover Blue: Okay, good. And the nose?

Zoe Pumpkin: My, my nose. My nose. My nose is fine, too.

Grover Blue: Zoe Pumpkin, if you're in fine shape, why did you call me?

Zoe Pumpkin: Hmmm?

Grover Blue: I said if you're in fine shape, why did you call me?

Zoe Pumpkin: I called you because my friend, Big Bird Yellow, has a tummy ache! Right this way.

Grover Blue: Okay, Big Bird Yellow. Open your mouth.