Thomas And The Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition)

Plot

 * In this crossover edition of "Thomas and the Magic Railroad", Timmy Turner gets the job as Mr. Conductor when Sir Topham Hatt, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Junior, and Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) prepare for his and Bubbles' wedding in Dimmsdale and was given the supplies by Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin). He hears Diesel 10 (along with Eddy who has turned bad) has returned to destroy the lost steam engine and dominate the other steam engines along with Ed and Edd. When he must find more of the Conductor family gold dust, he seeks Ignazio Boschetto's assistance (who was given Junior's gold dust) and comes to Sodor with a kind girl known as Jackie Evancho (in Lily's role) who Diesel 10 and Eddy plan to destroy as well.

Quote 1

 * Timmy (voice over as narrator): Hi, I'm Timmy Turner. I'm filling in for Mr. Conductor today, and I'm gonna fill you in on a story about trains, folks far apart, and the magic railroad that brought them together.
 * (Shot of Thomas puffing out of the tunnel is shown)
 * Timmy (narrating): Every story, like the railway has its heroes. Meet Thomas. He's our #1 hero.
 * Thomas: Hello!
 * Timmy (narrating): But, he's running a little late today. This is the Island of Sodor where Thomas and his friends live. It's at one end of my special universe.
 * (Engines greet each other as they work.)
 * (Work continues)
 * (Bertie's horn honks)
 * Timmy (narrating) : I like helping out here. By the invitation of Sir Topham Hatt of course, but Mr. Conductor usually informs me of when Sir Topham Hatt needs assistance.
 * Gordon: 5, 6, 7, 8...
 * Thomas; Who do we appreciate? Practicing your numbers, Gordon? That's a good engine.
 * Gordon: I'm counting how many seconds late you are. What does that sign say?
 * Thomas (reading) Hmmm...Sodor Railway...Really reliable and right on time.
 * Gordon: Hmph!
 * Thomas (still reading): Signed...head of the railway, Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Gordon: But you weren't on time, Little Thomas.
 * Thomas: And you're being bossy, Gordon. Now, please excuse me. I'm meeting Timmy Turner. He's looking after us while Sir Topham Hatt, Mr. Conductor, Junior and Timmy's fairy godparents along with their baby prepare for his wedding with his girlfriend, Bubbles. Timmy's getting married in Dimmsdale you know.
 * Gordon: Oh I think we can take care of ourselves.
 * (Suddenly a fast zooming shot was shown)
 * Diesel 10 and Eddy: GET OUT OF OUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Diesel 10: WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS HERE!
 * Eddy: Yeah! AND WE WANT TO FINISH IT FAST!!!!!!!!!! LOOK OUT, EV-NACHO, MONOBROW AND SOCKHEAD!!!!(laughs evilly)
 * Gordon (shaking): D-D-Diesel 10's back!
 * Thomas: Yes. Ten out of ten for devious deeds and brutal strength. A blast from the past who hates steam engines. Not only him, but Eddy, a former friend of the two other boys who share the same name was recruited by Diesel and joined his side.
 * Gordon: M-Maybe we do need Timmy Turner here after all. On time.

Quote 2

 * Timmy (narrating): At the other end of my universe, far away across oceans of time, and miles from my town known as Dimmsdale, is Mr. Conductor's hometown where my friends and I visit, Shining Time.
 * ("Shining Time" Song begins, Timmy appears in Mr. Conductor's size feeding flowers in a hanging basket, Song continues, Then Timmy spots a woman coming in the direction of the basket, he used his magic to lift it above her head and tips his hat to her)
 * Timmy (narrating): And by the way, I think that you're going to help me and Thomas somewhere in this story.
 * Thomas: Hmmm...if Diesel AND Eddy have unfinished business. There's sure to be trouble right around the corner.
 * James: Sandel, fly! Boot, fly! Shoo, fly! That's it! Rather still, buzz off!
 * (Thomas runs into the buffers)
 * Thomas: Botheration!
 * James: You weren't concentrating, Thomas. Lucky for you that the buffers were there.
 * Thomas: That's what buffers are for. To stop engines from crashing. What are you doing in the sheds, James?
 * James: I'm feeling a little blue. Which isn't so hot when you're red. I was naughty and Sir Topham Hatt told me to think of all the ways I can be really useful. Then I can come out again.
 * (Scene shows Diesel 10 and Eddy approaching the sheds)
 * Thomas (voice only): He's just trying to make this a better railway for steam engines....
 * James (nervously): Uh, Thomas...?
 * Thomas: (voice only): Sir Topham Hatt says...(on-screen) The harder we work, the less he'll need diesels to help.
 * Diesel 10: Help you?!
 * Eddy: In your dreams!
 * Thomas (voice only): *exclaims*
 * (Diesel 10 and Eddy laugh evilly)
 * Thomas: *exclaims again*
 * Diesel 10: You'll always need help! Because steam engines...are cowardly...cranky, worn-out hunks of metal...
 * Eddy: And babbling chumps on wheels...
 * Diesel 10: Who couldn't hurt a fly!
 * Eddy (in unison): Who can't lift a butterfly!
 * James: No, we're not!
 * Diesel 10: Yes, you are!
 * Eddy (in unison): Says you!
 * James: AREN'T!
 * Diesel 10: ARE-!!!
 * Eddy (in unison): Are too!
 * Diesel 10: Now, I've come back with my second-in-command here to find the lost steam engine.
 * James: What?!
 * Eddy: You heard the diesel!
 * Diesel 10: I'm gonna destroy her...
 * Eddy: Hey! And don't forget, we're going after the back-stabbing, two-timing losers that turned on me! Along with that lousy Ev-nobo...!
 * Diesel 10: Of course, we will. (to Thomas and James) And...I'll be sure to dominate you! (in unison, Pinchy moves and opens and closes its mouth repeatedly) And then...you'll be nothing but useless scrap! (in unison, James growls crossly) [Pinchy returns to its normal position] Right, Pinchy? *laughs evilly along with Eddy as they exit the scene*
 * James (in unison): Big bullies! Stinkers!
 * Thomas: We're really useful engines! You won't dominate us and you won't destroy her OR our friends! We won't let you! Neither will Timmy Turner. I'm off to fetch him now!
 * James: What lost engine?!

Quote 3

 * *Looking at the cliff sculpture of Diesel 10*
 * Diesel 10: Pinchy! You've captured the real "me", I-I-I mean that's beautiful, I could cry!
 * Splodge: Uh, B-Boss! Yeah, we're here.
 * Diesel 10: Ok, all right, listen you two, um. Me and Eddy have a job for you Splodge.
 * Splatter: Actually, that's Splatter.
 * Dodge: A-And Dodge.
 * Eddy: We ain't got time to say the both of ya, so we call ya Splodge!
 * Diesel 10: Anyway we came back to find a steam engine.
 * Splodge: That's easy, they're everywhere. *muttering*
 * Diesel 10: Not the one we want, she escaped ME once before.
 * Eddy: As long as she exists, so do the other steampots! But if she could be destroyed--
 * Splatter: D-Did you say "destroy"?
 * Dodge: "D" word. yeah.
 * Eddy: Yeah, "destroy", just like we're gonna do to Sockhead, Monobrow and Sockhead's no-good girlfriend!
 * Dodge: Yeah, there's one problem here.
 * Splatter: Yeah, Mr. Timmy Turner's coming.
 * Eddy: You mean that no-good buck-toothed twerp of a loser?!
 * Splatter: Yeah, and he won't let you destroy them.
 * Diesel 10: We can do whatever we want!!!! We'll get HIM too... *chuckles* with Pinchy! *both him and Eddy cackle evilly*
 * [Pinchy chomps and hits Diesel 10 in the head]
 * Diesel 10: Ow! Pinchy! I hate it when you do that!
 * Eddy: Stupid claw!
 * [Splodge laughs]

Quote 4

 * (Goddard enters the station)
 * Goddard: *barks*
 * (Timmy Turner appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Billy Twofeathers: Well, hello, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Oh, hi, Billy.
 * (Timmy hums the "Thomas the Tank Engine" theme as he locks the switch house painting's door and turns knob being sure it's locked, breathes on the window then wipes it with a rag and makes sure everything else is okay)
 * Timmy: Tool kit, check. Ticket puncher, check check. Gold dust, check check check. Engagement ring, check check check check. Mi Mi Mi Mi! All aboard! Just testing, Billy. Mustn't let my skills Mr. Conductor taught me get rusty
 * Billy: Important day, Timmy?
 * Timmy: Oh, yeah, you bet it's an important day. First of all, my wedding's in a few days, and second of all, I'm going to the Island of Sodor for Mr. Conductor while he and the rest prepare for my wedding. You know, it's the only place where my size ain't belittled. And I even feel popular; not like that no-good Trixie and those other rich kids from my school. Anyway, Sir Topham Hatt has given me a big responsibility. Diesel 10 is back. And I have to make sure that he and Eddy don't cause any melee. (short pause) Excuse me, Billy. (makes a note of it on his pad)
 * Billy: Well, I hope your visit goes well, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Thanks. Gotta be responsible, reliable and...eek...don't tell me...really useful. UGH! I knew that.
 * (Then Timmy appeared on Stacy's desk)
 * Timmy: Huh? What was that? Aw, thanks, Moby Dick. I like my sparkle too. You know, gold really is your color. Reminds me of my fairies.
 * (Then the fish's young owner took him off Stacy's desk)
 * (Timmy spots a painting)
 * Timmy: Hey, Stacy, where did you find this painting?
 * Stacy: In an old locker. It was done by Burnett Stone when he was child. I was told that he used to work on this railroad. But he never leaves the other side of the mountain now. You seem puzzled, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Because I am puzzled. This place looks like the Island of Sodor, but how would Burnett Stone travel there without gold dust? Sparkle's been the only way to make the trip since the lost engine Mr. Conductor told me about disappeared. Anyway, I just came to say goodbye. I have to go now.
 * Stacy: Right now?
 * Timmy: Well, yeah, Stacy. I have to make things safe and sound on the Island of Sodor just as I try to help Mr. Conductor to here. (disappears)
 * (Outside the station, Goddard watched Billy board his engine cab)
 * Timmy (narrating): Like Stacy, Goddard sensed danger. He didn't want either Billy or me to leave Shining Time.
 * (Goddard ran back inside)
 * Timmy (to the train engine on the painting): Old Smokey, you stay there until I or Mr. Conductor get back.
 * Goddard: *Bark* *Bark*
 * Timmy: Goddard! Hey, boy.
 * Goddard: (Looking worried)
 * Timmy: Is there a problem?
 * Goddard: *whines*
 * Timmy: *chuckles* Now what kind of answer is that to give? *Looks at his watch* Ah! I'm gonna be late. I'll get back as fast as I can. I have to concentrate now, Goddard. I'm suddenly having problems with Mr. Conductor's sparkle.
 * Goddard: *whines*
 * Timmy: Goddard? (bends over)
 * Goddard: *sad growl*
 * Timmy: Goodbye, Goddard! TOOOO...SODOR! (blows whistle and disappears)
 * Goddard: *whines as Timmy vanishes*
 * Thomas: (While puffing along the line searching for Timmy) Timmy Turner, where are you? I know you live far away in Dimmsdale, but you promised you'd show up.
 * (Timmy appears in depleting gold dust)
 * Thomas: Oh, Timmy Turner! We're so glad you're here!
 * Timmy: Thanks a lot, Thomas. It's way better to be here than far west in Dimmsdale, CA. Anyway, you need to take me to Knapford Station A.S.A.P so that I can get my orders from Sir. Topham Hatt, Mr. and Junior Conductor, and Cosmo and Wanda. The journey to me now seems to get bumpier and bumpier.
 * Thomas: Does it?
 * (Timmy blows whistle, disappears and reappears in Thomas' cab)
 * Thomas: A big bully diesel is back, Timmy. Not only him, but Eddy, a good friend of ours, is working with him. You had better be careful.
 * Timmy: The guys gave me the heads up on those two, don't you worry, Thomas. And by the way, Eddy wasn't really a true friend. All he did was scam, complain, and criticize others. And the reason why he hates birds is because a bird once "stole" his quarter.
 * Thomas: But birds are meant to be cheerful aren't they?
 * Timmy: They are cheerful, Thomas but Eddy never gets the memo.
 * *Thomas starts puffing down the line with Timmy*
 * Timmy: I just hope that nothing goes wrong here. (Scene then cuts to Diesel 10 and Eddy)
 * Diesel 10: *singing* Old McDiesel had a plan, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!
 * Eddy: *singing* And Old McEddy had a scam, Mwah, hah, hah, hah, hah!
 * Diesel 10: *singing* With a pinch-pinch here....
 * Eddy: *singing* And an eyebrow there.... (Referring to Ed's unibrow)
 * Diesel 10: *singing* Here a pinch, there a pinch-- (laughs in unison with Eddy)
 * Eddy: You crack me up, D10.

Quote 5

 * Timmy (narrating): Far away on Sodor, the steam engines were confident, positive and intended to not be bullied by Diesel or Eddy. Only James, who was starting to feel really useful too was complaining.
 * James: Wobbly wheels.
 * Thomas: Puffy pistons.
 * Ed: Buttered toast!
 * James: Thomas, I should have collected Timmy Turner.
 * Gordon: James is right, Little Thomas. Collecting Timmy Turner is an important job, hm? Important is big. James is a big engine.
 * James: Mmmm!
 * Gordon: And you, Thomas are small. Small, small small...teeny-weeny-weeny. And I. I'm a big blue engine who knows everything! (chuckles)
 * Edd: Oh, come now, Gordon!
 * Thomas: Bossy sprockets! All that steam has gone to your funnel!
 * Splatter: Hey, there they are!
 * Dodge: We'll fix their wagons.
 * Splatter: I'm not good at backing up.
 * Dodge: Me neither.
 * Toby: What's important is to stand up on our own wheels to Diesel.
 * Henry: Toby's right. Diesel knows that the lost engine and the legend really exists.
 * James: What engine?!
 * Percy: What legend?
 * Edd: What exactly is this legend, Henry?
 * Henry: Of an engine whose magic makes her more powerful than Diesel will ever be. That's why he wants to find her.
 * Percy: Then we better find her first!
 * Edd: Indeed, we must!
 * Ed: Right-o!
 * James: Leave it to the big engines, Percy!
 * Thomas: Little engines CAN do big things, especially when they have nice blue paint like me!
 * Splatter: Hey hey, just watch what happens to the blue puffball!
 * Dodge: When Harold the Flopper-Chopper flies past here.
 * Splatter (chuckling): Right!
 * Harold: Routine flyby, chaps! Hello!
 * Splatter: (chuckles) The boss and his second-in-command dumped sneezing powder everywhere!
 * Dodge: Let's start laughing now!
 * (Both laugh until Harold unintentionally blew the sneezing powder onto them)
 * Harold: Oh! Sorry, broods! Bit of a dust. Love to stay and clean up! Got to go, bye now!
 * Splatter: Uh, did you mean to look like that?
 * Dodge: Uh, no.
 * Splatter: Neither did I.
 * Thomas: This must be Diesel and Eddy's doing! (puffs away with cars, sneezing on the way)
 * (Scene cuts to Percy puffing through Knapford Station with a train of flatbeds and cargo.)
 * Timmy (in unison; voice only as Sir Topham Hatt): Dear, Timmy Turner, Where were you?
 * (Scene then shows Timmy in Sir Topham Hatt's office reading the letter he left for Timmy.)
 * Timmy (still talking like Sir Topham Hatt): By the time you read this, we are setting up for yours and Bubbles' wedding in Dimmsdale. Will telephone to make sure you have arrived. Signed...Sirrr...Topham Hatt! (Timmy then puts down the letter and silently repeats the name, Sir Topham Hatt to himself in his Sir Topham Hatt voice.)
 * (Timmy finds Sir Topham Hatt's hat, removes his Conductor hat and tries on Topham's)
 * (Timmy then looks in a handheld mirror)
 * Timmy (as Topham): Where were you?! (chuckles)
 * (Timmy then looks at the "Sir Topham Hatt Wants You" poster to find it looking at him disapprovingly.)
 * Timmy: *gulps and withdraws Topham's hat as the poster's mouth changed to an 'o' shape*
 * (The poster then changes to Topham smiling once again)
 * (Then the telephone rang)
 * Timmy: Gah! (runs to pick it up, but falls over along with a picture of Lady Hatt which Timmy caught before it hit the floor)
 * Timmy (picks up the phone and Sir Topham Hatt is chattering on the other line): Oh, uh...Sir Topham Hatt...sir! Things going ok for Wedding preparations, sir? Totally appreciated, sir! (Sir Topham Hatt chatters whilst Timmy realizes he's still holding Lady Hatt's picture and quickly places it back on Topham's desk) So, uh...wife doing ok? (Sir Topham Hatt chatters over the phone) Keep my eyes peeled for Diesel? No problem, sir! (in his mind) And Eddy...Sir Topham Hatt doesn't know he's working with Diesel...(Sir Topham Hatt chatters) Right. Watch over Henry's health. Got it, sir! (Sir Topham Hatt chatters) Right. The three R's. Reading, Writing and...what was that other one...Arithmetic! Ugh! (to himself) Gotta write that last one down! (Sir Topham Hatt frustratingly chatters) Huh? Oh, you mean...Responsible, (Sir Topham Hatt responds "uh-huh") Reliable (Sir Topham Hatt responds "Uh-huh") and Really Useful! (Sir Topham Hatt responds "Uh-huh") (to himself) That one's WAY easier to remember. (to Topham) *Ahem* right, sir! Yes, sir! The others and I will put in a good night's rest. And I'm totally prepared for a busy day of hard work tomorrow! (Sir Topham Hatt responds) Ok. Bye, sir! (Sir Topham Hatt responds "Good-bye" and Timmy hangs up) *exhales*
 * (Scene goes to Tidmouth Sheds at Night and cuts to inside the sheds where the engines, Ed and Edd were all asleep snoring)
 * (Timmy is writing in his schedule book. He then closes the book, yawns and turns his cap over from 'thinking' to 'sleeping')
 * (Timmy then sets his digital clock to wake him up early in the morning)

Quote 6

 * Timmy: Ahhhh yeah.... now that's WAY better.
 * (Diesel 10 and Eddy break through the sheds)
 * Timmy: WHOA!!!! *frantically puts his conductor hat on*
 * [Diesel 10 and Eddy destroy more of the sheds and cackle evilly]
 * Thomas: Cinders and ashes, it's Diesel!!!!
 * Gordon: Diesel?! Oh, no!
 * Edd: Gracious! it's Eddy!!!!
 * Ed: My Eddy!!!!
 * Eddy: Shut your mouths, Monobrow and Sockhead!
 * Diesel 10: [cackling evilly along with Eddy] Hello, Twinkle-tooth! We've got a plan and you're not in it!
 * Timmy: You can't catch me, Diesel!!!! *Blows whistle twice but Timmy doesn't disappear* *gasps* Oh, no!
 * Eddy: Ha ha ha! Losing your sparkle, eh, twerp?!!!!
 * Edd: Eddy! How could you?!!!!
 * Ed: Naughty boy, Eddy!
 * Eddy: Silence, you two! You guys shouldn't have become traitors!!!!
 * Diesel 10: Now where is that lost engine?!
 * Timmy: You won't find her here!
 * Diesel 10: You're not clever enough to stop us!
 * Timmy: Oh, yes I am!
 * Diesel 10: No you're not!
 * Timmy: Test me!
 * Eddy: What are you gonna do about it, Twinkle-Twerp?!
 * [Timmy grabs the sugar and shows the 2 villains]
 * Diesel 10: WHAT?! IS THAT--?!!!
 * Timmy: That's right! It's sugar, Diesel! If I chuck this into your tank, it'll put an end to you for good!!!!
 * Diesel 10: *groans*
 * Eddy (in unison): *growls*
 * Diesel 10: Make the most of tonight Twinkle-Tooth, because you WON'T like tomorrow!
 * Eddy: Neither will that line of stupid little steampots!!!!
 * Diesel 10 (in the distance): Shut up, Pinchy!
 * Timmy: *looks at Mr. Conductor's whistle* (softly to himself) Oh no, Mr. Conductor's gonna kill me if he finds out!
 * Thomas: Timmy, but what happened to your sparkle?
 * Timmy: I don't know Thomas. I'll just have to sleep on that.
 * Thomas: On your sparkle?
 * Timmy: No, Thomas. It's the problem of the sparkle. I don't know what happened to it.
 * Percy: Oh, but Mr. Turner, if we don't find Mr. Conductor's sparkle OR the lost engine, Mr. Conductor, and you can't travel here to help us anymore!
 * Timmy: I'll take care of it, Percy. You can just all go to sleep now.
 * Percy: Easy for you to say....
 * Timmy: *sad sigh*

Quote 7

 * Timmy: (Sleeping and snoring)
 * Bubbles' voice: Timmy...!
 * (scene fades to Timmy's nightmare where Bubbles was outside Dimmsdale Church which was a complete diaster area in her wedding dress holding flowers.)
 * Bubbles: Timmy! Timmy Bear?! Why aren't you here? On the day of our wedding??! (tearing up) Why couldn't you find any more sparkly gold dust to travel to the Island of Sodor or come back to Dimmsdale?! And what about when you're needed at Shining Time?! (sobs sweetly) The magic is all gone...(drops her flowers)
 * (Timmy wakes up with a gasp)
 * Timmy: Oh my gosh! Something's up with the railway! My universe is in great danger! I gotta find more gold dust before Mr. Conductor finds out! (exits bed)
 * (Scene goes to next morning with a shot of a train engine whistling)
 * Timmy (narrating): Next morning, Goddard followed Billy to the big city station. Goddard was totally sure that Jackie could help Burnett and together, the two could help me. But only if Jackie met someone special at Shining Time first.
 * Man (over P. A): Attention, passengers, the train for Muffle Mountain will depart from track 3. Last stop Muffle Mountain. The train for Shining Time will depart from track 4!
 * Goddard: *bark* *bark*
 * Jackie: I don't suppose you know where track 3 is, do you?
 * (Goddard runs the opposite direction)
 * Jackie: You do! Is it that one?
 * Goddard: *barks twice*
 * Jackie: Well, why not? I hope you're right.
 * Goddard: *barks twice again*
 * Timmy (narrating): Goddard was proud of himself. He put Jackie on the wrong train, but he knew he only did it for the right reasons.
 * (Then the train departs)
 * ("How the Moon Must Feel" plays as the train travels and we see Jackie and the other passengers on the train)
 * (Scene shows Burnett with a book. He closes it and we see trees being blown by the wind and an engine whistle is heard)
 * (Then the scene shows Timmy with a broom)
 * James (voice only): Left a bit Ahhh...*stammers* (on-screen the scene shows Timmy scratching James' nose with a broom) Right a bit. *stammers* Up a bit!
 * Timmy: *exhausted groan* Ok, James. Is the tickle gone NOW?!
 * James: No, still itchy. Say, Timmy T, why do you look so tired? Is it because I'm red? Diesel says red is a very tiring color and Eddy says it makes me look like a beet! But Timmy T, red looks so nice against the snow...*light gasp* It's not me is it?
 * Timmy: Ah, pay no attention to those goons, James. If you ask me, seeing red is the way to go!
 * James: Oh good!
 * Timmy: Just like Mr. Conductor's sparkle. At least WAS anyway...And has GOTTA be again...! Oh, uh, sorry, James. I'm heading off to the windmill in search of something important. So you best move it off to work! Hurry!
 * James: Ok, Timmy T, keep your steam up. (exits shed)
 * (Scene goes to Timmy climbing his way up)
 * Timmy: Huh?! What the heck-?! Where IS the windmill?! That's where I oughta be! Great! Now I've totally lost my memory of direction! (pulls out whistle and blows it. Blows it again sounding off) *sigh and sits on a rock* Now the gold dust is totally gone! And if I can't find more, Mr. Conductor'll have a cow and the consequences I dreamed will be catastrophic! No one from the Conductor family ever told me what to do in a gold dust crisis. They said if you ain't got a clue, the windmill will remind you. But where IS the windmill?! And just WHAT is the clue?!
 * (Scene goes to the engines where Bertie was passing by)
 * Bertie: Smile, you steamers. It's a sunny day! Vroom, vroom!
 * James: It's not sunny 'cuz Timmy T's not at the windmill. I looked!

Quote 8

 * Timmy: Beach.... BEACH! That's it, that's it! *laughs* I gotta find a bell flower, I gotta call Ignazio Boschetto. *hiccups* *scene cuts to Ignazio Boschetto (at 16 inches) sleeping on a chair on the beach alongside his summer sundae*
 * (Music cuts to "Cosi" by Il Volo and Eros Ramazotti)
 * Timmy (narrating): Now Ignazio Boschetto was another person volunteering with me. He's from Italy, very funny, and sings opera as well as his "brothers" Gianluca Ginoble and Piero Barone known as Il Volo. But I am sorry to say that he's also lazy and clumsy. Even though I still have yet to find a best friend other than my soon-to-be wife, Bubbles, Ignazio calls me HIS best friend. But to me, Ignazio Boschetto is like.... (annoyed) oh, brother!
 * Ignazio: *snores and blows Junior's kazoo-like whistle multiple times*
 * Timmy: *finds a bell-flower* Ah ha! (calls Ignazio Boschetto on his shell phone)
 * Ignazio: *wakes up* Oh, that's-a-me shell phone! *picks up* Ciao?
 * Timmy: Ignazio! Ignazio, Is that you?!
 * Ignazio: Oh, hey ya, Timothy. You in a tunnel? This isn't-a-very good of a line.
 * Timmy: Ignazio, listen to me! You have to come to the Island Of Sodor immediately!
 * Ignazio: Immediately? Right-a-now? But-a-me waiting for-a-the perfect wave!
 * Timmy: Oh no you're not, "Il Magnifica", you're comin' here!
 * Ignazio: *annoyed growl*
 * Timmy: You gotta help me find the source of the Conductor family's gold dust.
 * Ignazio: Do you know-a-the source of-a-the gold dust?
 * Timmy: That's the trouble, Ignazio. I have yet to get a clue!
 * Ignazio: Why don't a-you ask Cosmo and Wanda for-a-the-source?
 * Timmy: I can't Ignazio! Didn't you hear? Cosmo and Wanda are settin' up for the wedding, too!
 * Ignazio: *about to speak*
 * Timmy: And Poof as well.
 * Ignazio: Aw, you know exactly what I was-a-going to ask for! Sadly, I used up-a-most of Junior's gold dust, too.
 * Timmy: WHAT?! Are you kiddin' me, Ignazio?!
 * Ignazio: *to himself* Oh, ma donna mia!
 * Timmy: Then go to Shining Time Station first. And in the signalhouse, in the box, under the staircase.... you'll find an emergency whistle with the rest of the gold dust supply. I'm counting on you, Ignazio and.... *whispering* DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE BUFFERS!!!!
 * Ignazio: What-cha talk about-a?
 * Timmy: SHHHH!!!!!
 * Ignazio: This is-a-very bad of a line!!!! HELLO?! Me shell phone ain't-a-working properly!!!!
 * Timmy: Ignazio, you have to get your butt over here right away! I'm counting on you!
 * Ignazio: CIAO?!!!! *hangs up* *annoyed sigh* I'll go to-a-the-Island Of Sodor to get-a-me best friend Timmy some of the gold dust. Let-a-me take me last slurp-a-me-summer sundae--. *liquid from straw suddenly spills and splashes all over Ignazio* Ohhh.... woe is-a-me....
 * (Scene cuts to Jackie arriving at Shining Time Station)
 * Jackie: "Shining Time"? I used to go here, but where's Mr. Stone?
 * Goddard: Bark! Bark!
 * Jackie: You want me to get off here, Goddard?
 * Goddard: Bark! Bark!
 * *Waiting inside Shining Time Station*
 * Jackie: Where is everybody? Why have you brought me here?
 * Goddard: *whines*
 * *Jackie then hears Ignazio inside the signalhouse*
 * Ignazio: (inside the signalhouse) Rrrrghhh!!! That-a-stupid telephone cord keeps getting in-a-me way! There-a-you go you stubborn-a-cord. Ooh, cake! UGH! That-a-no cake! Awww, look-a-here. Six-a-little *smash!* Five-a-little glass bunnies-- *trips* OW! *grumbles in Italian*
 * Jackie: *knocks on signalhouse door*
 * Ignazio: Ooh, ciao! *appears in a cloud of gold dust* Oh, I gotta get to-a-the Island! I gotta get-a-to poor little Timothy Turner. *sees Jackie* Why, Ciao, I know-a you.
 * Jackie: Yeah, Jackie Evancho, And you're-
 * Ignazio: Ignazio Boschetto at-a-your service.

Quote 9

 * Percy: Uh, Thomas, I- I was just thinking. How does Mr. Turner travel here?
 * Ed: A bus driver?
 * Edd: Not even by a mile, Ed.
 * Thomas: By gold dust.
 * Percy: But if there's a lost engine, maybe there's a lost railway too. Mr. Conductor's railway.
 * Edd: Perhaps a railway that links between here and Muffle Mountain.
 * Eddy (close by with Diesel 10): Oooo...This is juicy, eh, D10?
 * Thomas: The journey gets bumpier and bumpier. That's what Mr. Turner told me.
 * Percy: Ooh, He talked about buffers in his sleep. Buffers are at the end of a railway.
 * Eddy: *snickering evilly* You getting all this?
 * Percy: I think that's how he travels here; On a secret railway.
 * Thomas: Belonging to the lost engine. Percy, you and Edd ARE clever.
 * Eddy (riding in Diesel 10 as Thomas spoke): Secret railway. Yes. We got 'em.
 * Thomas: Ooh, my wheels are suddenly feeling very wobbly. I think Diesel's around here.
 * Edd: *softly* Oh, dear. That means Eddy is too!
 * Toby: I'm sorry, guys. Diesel and Eddy heard every word you said.
 * Edd: Oh, the gall of that, Eddy. How sly could you and Diesel 10 possibly be?
 * Toby: Don't you worry, Eddward. I'm going after them to see what they do next. You'd better carry on and get the mail delivered.
 * Percy: Oh, you're very brave, Toby.
 * Ed: Like monster trucks?
 * Edd: Puh-lease...
 * Toby: Oh, they won't bother with an old engine like me. They think I'm really useless.
 * Diesel 10 and Eddy (Singing through the smelters): We've been working on the railway. All the live long day. *both laugh*
 * Diesel 10: Who wants to work on a live long day anyway?
 * Eddy: Yeah, right!
 * (At the shed)
 * Toby: *worried* There they are.
 * Diesel 10: Come in, Come in and join the party, Splodge.
 * Splatter and Dodge: OH, HOORAY! HOORAY!
 * Dodge:We're gonna have a party!
 * Splatter: Who's got the balloons?
 * Toby: What?
 * Diesel 10: Correction. Join the party that's over.*chuckles* Just like Twinkle Tooth's magic railway is gonna be over.
 * Eddy: And so will Ev-nobo, Lumpy, and Sockhead's lives.
 * Splatter and Dodge: *muttering*
 * Diesel 10: Gone! Like the lost engine and the buffers that lead to her.
 * Splatter: Wha-wha- What are you gonna do?
 * Dodge: Oh, yeah, that's a good question.
 * Diesel 10: It's time to finally put Twinkle tooth's lights out.
 * Eddy: Along with Monobrow, Ev-nacho, and Sockhead's too!
 * Splodge: Oh, Oh...
 * Diesel 10: This is a job... for the boss!
 * Eddy: And his second in command! *cackles evilly along with Diesel 10*
 * (Pinchy snaps repeatedly in unison to Eddy and Diesel 10 laughing)
 * Toby: I've got to delay them, I've got to distract them!
 * (Toby rings his bell)
 * Eddy: AN EAVESDROPPER!
 * Diesel 10: IT'S THE OLD TEAPOT! SMASH HIM!
 * (chattering, then Diesel 10's claw made the shed collapse and it busted out through the roof)
 * (Pinchy chomping)
 * Diesel 10: Pinchy, get back here! Don't make me come up there, I hate it when you do this!
 * Toby: Good show!
 * Dodge: Uh, boss did you and your second in command mean to let the roof fall in?
 * Splatter: All the way in?
 * Diesel 10: We always...mean what we do, you rattletraps! *moans*
 * Eddy: Hey, if anyone finds any teeth laying around, they're mine! *faints*
 * Timmy (narrating): Diesel and Eddy were both in a dump. But the steam engines continued to run right on track!
 * (Really Useful Engine montage plays.)

Quote 10

 * Diesel 10: Hello, Twinkle Tooth. Remember Us?
 * (Timmy turns around)
 * Eddy: Guess Who?
 * (Timmy quickly puts on his conductor hat and coat and runs)
 * Diesel 10: That hat won't have much use for ya' looking like that.
 * (Diesel 10 and Eddy laugh evilly)
 * (Timmy runs up a hill)
 * Eddy: Oh, no you don't!
 * (Eddy hurls a rock at Timmy causing him to fall)
 * Timmy: WHOA!!!! No! Please no!
 * Diesel 10: Oh, I see you forgot to bring the sugar. How careless of you.
 * (Pinchy reaches and grabs Timmy and lifts him up)
 * Diesel 10: Say hello to Pinchy!
 * Eddy: Try stopping us now, TWINKLE TWERP! To the viaduct! *cackles evilly*
 * (Diesel 10 and Eddy laugh evilly as Diesel 10 carried Timmy to the viaduct)
 * Diesel 10: Ok, Twinkle Tooth. We know about the buffers.
 * (Viaduct starts to collapse)
 * Timmy (in his thoughts echo): That's what I saw in my dream! It's coming true! Our universes are starting to crumble!
 * Eddy: And we know about that lost magic railway too!
 * Diesel 10: So when we find that engine, you, twinkle-toes, twinkle-toes Junior, all those puffballs...
 * Eddy: And those two traitors I used to call friends WILL ALL BE HISTORY!!!!!! *laughs evilly* and Sockhead's girlfriend too! *laughs evilly*
 * Timmy (in his mind): WHAT?! Eddy's after Jackie, too?! What did she ever do to him?!
 * Diesel 10: Now tell us where the buffers are. NOW!
 * (Timmy pulls out pliers)
 * Timmy: Ha ha ha!
 * Diesel 10: You got 10 seconds!
 * Timmy: WHOA!!!! No!
 * Diesel 10: 10! 9! 8!
 * Timmy: *grunting and groaning*
 * Eddy: 7! 6!
 * Timmy: *groaning*
 * Eddy: 5!
 * Diesel 10: 4!
 * Timmy: *grunts* Got 'em!
 * Eddy: No! Don't you dare, Twinkle-Twerp!
 * Diesel 10: 3! 2!
 * Eddy: You hear me?! Don't you dare cut--
 * [Timmy snaps the cable]
 * Timmy: Too late, you 2!
 * Diesel 10 and Eddy: (After launching Timmy into the windmill) *growls in unison*
 * Eddy: THAT STUPID RUNT!!!!
 * Timmy: *screams in mid-air and lands by windmill* Did you all put these here for me, or you knew I was in danger? *finds himself at the windmill* YES! I'm at the windmill. Right on! *goes to the area where the mysterious writings were* This is the clue to revel the source of Mr. Conductor's gold dust. *writings appear* (reading) "Stoke up the magic in the mountain, and the Lady will smile", "then watch the swirls that spin so well". *writings disappear* But where the heck was the writing? *scene cuts to the coaling plant*
 * Splatter: So, boss...
 * Dodge: Uh, how come you and your second in command let Twinkle-Tooth escape?
 * Splatter: Yeah.
 * Dodge: Yeah.
 * Eddy: Easy...We...Hmmm...
 * Diesel 10 (to Eddy): Let me handle this.
 * Diesel 10 (to Splodge): Oh...that...well, we did it on...purpose, you know.
 * Splodge: *moaning*
 * Diesel 10: We were testing him to see if he...COULD escape.
 * Splatter (sing-song voice): Liar, Liar,
 * Dodge (sing-song voice): Pants on fire.
 * Splatter: Does he wear pants?
 * Dodge: Well, his second in command does anyway.
 * Splatter: Oh right.
 * Eddy: All right! Enough beating around the bush, Splodge!
 * Splodge: Uh-oh.
 * Diesel 10: Yeah, because now it's time for the next lesson. Huh? We call it: "How to Stop Being Stupid"!
 * (Then Pinchy banged against the coal hover and coal went all over Diesel 10 and Eddy's head)
 * Eddy: UGH!!!! Oh boy, that's stupid!
 * Splodge: (both exclaim)
 * (James giggled and then so did Gordon)
 * Diesel 10: Well, now that's gonna ruin my facial.
 * Eddy (muffled): That makes two of us! NOW GET ME OUTTA HERE! (scene then cuts to Jackie, Jimmy Neutron, and his hovercar) *scene cuts to a field where Jackie is throwing rocks at a tree*
 * (Jackie is throwing rocks at a tree)
 * Jimmy: Betcha ya can't climb that tree.
 * Jackie: Heh.
 * (Jackie climbs on the tire swing and up onto the tree's branch as Jimmy watched in awe)
 * (Jimmy runs up the hill)
 * Jackie: See?
 * Jimmy: Leapin' Leptons! Where'd you learn to do that?
 * Jackie: Fire escape. I know you. You're...
 * Jimmy: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.
 * Jackie: Right. And I'm Jackie. Do you live around here?
 * (Burnett Stone enters the scene as Jimmy speaks)
 * Jimmy: Not quite, but I travel here whenever I visit my friends at Shining Time.
 * Burnett: Morning, Jimmy.
 * Jimmy: Good morning, Mr. Stone. I'm riding into Shining Time. Can Jackie come with me? If she'd like to.
 * Jackie: I'd like to.
 * Burnett: Sure. She can go. Be back by sunset, Jackie.
 * Jackie: Do you wanna come too?
 * Burnett: I never go there now.
 * Jackie: Bye, Mr. Stone.
 * Jimmy: So have you ever ridden a hover-car before?
 * Jackie: No.
 * (The next scene shows Jimmy and Jackie riding in Jimmy's hover-car)
 * Jimmy: I've always wanted to go this way. We're following some shadowy lines I've written on a map. They're like railroad tracks without any rails.

Quote 11

 * *Ignazio appears in cloud of gold dust on a skateboard*
 * Ignazio: *singing softly* E Piu Ti Penso... E piu *looks at Jackie* mi ma-- *shrieks and jumps off skateboard* don't-a-you-startle me like-a-that by-a-showing up outta nowhere!
 * Jackie: (kindly) Gee, sorry Ignazio. I didn't mean to startle you by standing here. And by the way, It's great to hear your singing again.
 * Ignazio: Hey-a, Jackie girl! How did I ended up-a-seeing you againe? Anyway, I apologize for-a-the-nasty attitude, and what's-a-blue, green, red, and-a-goes "peep peep"?
 * Jackie: A parrot and you mean "chirp chirp".
 * Ignazio: No-a-silly! Trains-a-that talk-a! I came-a- back from-a-the beach to get to me best-a-friend Timmy Turner, I overslept over the night and I don't-a-know what-a-little Timothy would-a-say about-a-me being so late? Would you like-a-to come-a?
 * Jackie: Can we be back here by sunset?
 * Ignazio: I hope-a-so.... so I could getta back-a-to the beach. *kicks skateboard and clunks Squidward Tentacles in the head*
 * Squidward (voice only): OUCH! Ignazio, you're gonna pay for that!!!!
 * Ignazio: Oh! I'm-a-so sorry, Mr. Squid-a-ward!!!! Anyway, would-a-you come with me to-a-the Island?
 * Jackie: What do you think, Goddard?
 * Goddard: Bark! Bark!
 * Jackie: Okay, and I also need to return to Edd.
 * Ignazio: Okay, um.... this-a-way.... We'll take-a-the shortcut! *Pounds hand on mural*
 * Jackie: And I already knew where and how to get there.
 * Ignazio: (To himself) Oh, marona mia, there's only the two of us! Oh, well. I'll just have-a-to use Timothy's extra supply of-a-the gold dust. I'll have-a-plenty a lot for Junior Conduc-a-tor soon.
 * Jackie: *takes gold dust* Can I take this little bit back for my dear friend, Burnett Stone?
 * Ignazio: Be-a-my guest, little chica. I'll take-a-that for you. *takes gold dust from Jackie* Okay, here-a-goes. (Blows on his 2 whistles and both enter the magic railroad)

Quote 12

 * Thomas: Annie! Clarabel! There's Timmy Turner! We've found him! Oh bonko, it's Ignazio.
 * Jackie: Ignazio, look!
 * Ignazio: It-a-Thomas! *waves to Thomas* Hey-a-Thomas. Now, don't-a-you look so surprised, I know you never seen me since--
 * Thomas: You stuffed party-poppers down my funnel!
 * Ignazio: Relax-a-Thomas, we had-a-the laugh.
 * Thomas: (sarcastically) YOU did.
 * Jackie: It's great to see you again, Thomas.
 * Thomas: Hello, Jackie. Welcome back to Sodor.
 * Ignazio: Come along, Jackie. I gotta go to find-a-me-best friend.
 * Thomas: Annie! Clarabel! I'll send Percy and Edd to fetch you.
 * Annie And Clarabel: (annoyed) We've heard that one before!

Quote 13

 * Jackie: What's that shining at the windmill?
 * Ignazio: Presto, Jackie! I think it's-a-me best friend, Timothy!
 * Thomas: Timmy Turner! Timmy Turner!
 * Timmy: Thomas!
 * Thomas: Thank throttles you're safe!
 * Ignazio: C'mon, Jackie girl.
 * Timmy: *unenthusiastically stares at Ignazio*
 * Ignazio: Hey-a-Timothy. What's-a-the good news? Enjoy-a-the-sun?
 * Timmy: No Ignazio, I am not. In the matter of fact, I just landed here after escaping a heavy metal monster and his insane evil sidekick me and my friends used to call a friend (Referring to Eddy). Ignazio, where have you been all this time?
 * Thomas: Uh-- is your sparkle back, Mr. Turner?
 * Timmy: No Thomas it isn't, but I do know the clue. Stoke up the magic in the mountain and... and... DARN IT!
 * Thomas: Dither!

Quote 14

 * (Bell-Flower rings)
 * Thomas: Uh, oh.
 * Timmy: I'll get it!
 * Ignazio: I gotta the phone. *picks up* Ciao?
 * *Sir Topham Hatt chatters on the phone*
 * Ignazio: No, no ,no, this is Ignazio Boschetto, his best-a-friend.
 * Timmy: (lip synching to Ignazio) No! Give me the phone, you idiot!
 * Ignazio: Who's-a-this speaking? *Sir Topham Hatt chattering on phone* Oh, Mr. Hattie-man.
 * Timmy: (still lip synching to Ignazio) Ignazio, no! Don't tell him!
 * Ignazio: No, no, no, his-a-gold du--
 * Timmy forcefully yanks the bell-flowers from Ignazio's hand*
 * Ignazio: Hey! I was-a-talking to him!
 * Timmy: (still lip synching to Ignazio) Shut up! (out loud) Yes, Sir. Topham Hatt Sir.
 * Sir. Topham Hatt chatters on phone*
 * Timmy: No, um my gold dust is working fine.
 * [Sir Topham Hatt chatters on phone]
 * Timmy: Nah, Ignazio was probably listening to too much of that movie melodrama stuff-
 * Ignazio: *interrupts Timmy by fake crying*
 * Timmy: (Lip synching to Ignazio) Ignazio stop with that nonsense!
 * Ignazio: Sorry, Timothy, go on-a.
 * Timmy: Sorry for the interruption, Ignazio somehow WAS watching too much movie melodrama stuff--
 * Ignazio: *Interrupts Timmy again with his fake crying*
 * Jackie: *giggles to herself while seeing what's going on with the 2*
 * Timmy: (lip synching to Ignazio) Will you shut your stinkin' trap?!
 * Ignazio: Sorry, sorry, Timothy. I getta all emotional from-a-the--
 * Timmy: *elbows Ignazio to the ground*
 * Ignazio: OOF! *then spins his pointer finger in the direction of the windmill while Timmy was talking on the phone*
 * Timmy: Peace, Sir. *hangs up*
 * Ignazio: Uh, Timothy. You know-a-Jackie Evancho. She's-a-staying with-a-Mr. Stone--.
 * Timmy: Of course, I know her, Ignazio.

Quote 19

 * (Timmy and Jackie play with Timmy's Crimson Chin and Crash Nebula actions figures by the fire)
 * Timmy (narrating): I was doing my best to keep Jackie cheerful. I knew she'd be worried about being late for her friend
 * Jackie: Timmy, I was supposed to be back by sunset.
 * Timmy: You know, Jackie, maybe your friend can guess where you are.
 * Jackie: She can?
 * Timmy: Maybe. Because her grandfather's been here himself long ago and he showed her a map; a painting of the Island of Sodor. I haven't told Ignazio this, but soon he'll grow as weak as I am.
 * Jackie: Ignazio said there used to be an engine that traveled on the magic railroad. And if we could find that, we could make our way back to Shining Time.
 * Timmy: Sorry to break this to you, Jackie, but that engine disappeared long ago. Never to be seen or heard from again.
 * Jackie: I gotta tell you something, Timmy. Last night, I've heard a train whistle and it sounded like it was coming from the mountain.
 * Timmy: (Refreshing his memory of reading the clue back at the windmill) Mountain... I just remembered the whole first part of the clue, "stoke up the magic in the mountain and the Lady will smile"! But we need more info, Jackie. And I know that your friend, Burnett Stone could help if he just believed that he could.
 * Jackie: *bewildered* Lady?
 * (Scene goes to Jimmy Neutron and Burnett Stone with Lady in Burnett's workshop in Muffle Mountain)
 * Jimmy: This locomotive can whistle.... I've heard her last night while flying around in my hovercar.
 * Burnett: Yeah.... so have I. It's because she's magic.
 * Jimmy: But according to my calculations to this map, the railroad's energy is depleting. I've sensed it when me and Jackie were traveling to Shining Time Station. We were actually flying above it.
 * Burnett: The railroad NEEDS Lady.... but I don't know her special secret.... and I need to know it now more than ever.
 * Jimmy: Because of Jackie?
 * Burnett: Yes, because of Jackie.

Quote 20

 * Percy: So Thomas, we have to get Jackie back to her friend now in case Diesel and Eddy get rid of the railway.
 * Edd: And, me, Ed, and even you would be destroyed.
 * Ed: Like graham crackers?
 * Edd: Ed....
 * Ed: I am sorry, Double-D.
 * Timmy: But even Ignazio and Jackie would be destroyed, too.
 * Jackie: (After overhearing what Timmy said about her and Ignazio) *shudders in fear and sadly prays*
 * Thomas: But how could Jackie go without gold dust?
 * Timmy: Only in the lost engine, Thomas. Unless.....
 * Thomas: *nervously* unless? oh....
 * Timmy: Thomas, will you please take Jackie?
 * Thomas: Through the buffers?! But what if I go on the railway and my wheels don't work?
 * Timmy: But what if they do?
 * Thomas: But what if...if....
 * Timmy: Yes?
 * Thomas: What if it's dark?!
 * Timmy: It will be for a while.
 * Thomas: And cold?!
 * Timmy: Maybe.
 * Thomas: And how could I get back again?!
 * Timmy: Because you're a really useful engine that could find a way.
 * Edd: Please, Thomas. Please try.
 * Thomas: *looks at a sad Edd and then a faithful but sadly-praying Jackie (looking at Thomas)*
 * Thomas: Then... I'll try!
 * Timmy: That's a good engine. You can do it, Thomas.
 * Edd: We have faith in you all the way.
 * Thomas: Climb in, Jackie!
 * Jackie: *climbs in* Come on Thomas, let's find some more clues to the source. (Scene then cuts to Thomas puffing along, carrying Jackie to the magic buffers)
 * Thomas: I promise we'll get you back to your faithful friend, Jackie.
 * Danny "Phantom" Fenton (as a flying ghost): *suddenly appears right in front of Thomas* Thomas, follow me I know where the buffers are.
 * Jackie: (To herself) And luckily, I knew Danny "Phantom" Fenton before Ignazio did. (Referring to when Timmy told her that Ignazio never knew Danny back at the windmill which was never shown in the crossover)
 * Thomas: Where to, Danny?
 * Danny Phantom: *spots the magic buffers and points to them* There they are, right here!
 * Thomas: We're going through, Jackie! Bless you, Danny!
 * Danny: You're more than welcome, Thomas. Be safe in there! *disappears in thin air*
 * Thomas: Little engines CAN do big things! *goes through the buffers and enters the magic railroad*

Quote 21

 * James: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
 * Ignazio: *screams while vaulting onto James* JAMES!!!! Oh, what-a-me going to do?! I know! (Blows emergency whistle multiple times)
 * Diesel 10: Oh....! So you lost your sparkle too, huh?!
 * Eddy: What a stupid sap! *cackles evilly*
 * Ignazio: *panicking* Oh no, oh-a-no, it's empty!
 * Diesel 10: Here we go!!!! *cackles evilly*
 * James: Ignazio, what are we gonna do?!
 * Ignazio: I'll think-a-me something!!!!
 * Eddy: *cackles evilly* That's it... keep movin' ya red beet!!!! *cackles evilly*
 * Ignazio: I'll find-a-you more, little Jackie! I promise! But after all, it's-a-now or never! I gotta use up-a the rest of the golden stuff.
 * Diesel 10: Are you ready?!
 * James: NO, WE'RE NOT!
 * Eddy: Yes, you are!
 * James: Make us!
 * Ignazio: James-a-the brains.... GET US OUTTA HERE!!!! (Blows kazoo-like whistle and both disappear)
 * James: Now.... WE ARE!!!! *disappears*
 * Diesel 10: What the--?!
 * Eddy: WE WERE SO CLOSE!!!! Who invented gold dust, anyway!!!! *screams angrily*
 * (Ignazio and James arrive by Timmy in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Ignazio: WHOOOOOO!!!!!! WE DID IT-A-JAMES!!!!!
 * James: HOO-YAH!!! Ha, ha!
 * Ignazio: Ciao, James!
 * James: Ciao, Ignazio!
 * Ignazio: Sorry I took-a-so long, Timothy.... but better late-a-than never?
 * Timmy: Ignazio, we're all out of gold dust ain't we?
 * Ignazio: *sadly* Sadly, I gotta no more. *long pause* Hey... it is a beautiful day! I mean-a-we-down, but we no out.
 * Timmy: No we're out, Ignazio.... but we're not down.
 * Ignazio (sadly): I hope-a-so, Timothy.

Quote 22

 * Diesel 10: Ah, ha! there's the blue puffball.... and look who he's WITH!
 * Eddy: It's the lost magical steampot and that no-good Jackie Evancho!!!! Let's get em'!
 * Diesel 10: Splodge, come and destroy!!!!
 * Splatter: No, y-y-you do it yourselves!
 * Dodge: We don't like you two.
 * Splatter: We mean that.
 * Dodge: Emphatically!
 * Splatter: W-what does that mean?
 * Dodge: I have no idea.
 * Splatter: Good word.
 * Thomas: Run, Lady! Quickly, and I'm going to help you!
 * Jackie: C'mon, Eddward! Let's help Lady run for her life!
 * Edd: *yanks Ed into Lady's cab* So are we Lady! You're not getting beaten again!
 * Diesel 10: Ahhh, who needs you, Splodge!
 * Eddy: (To Splatter and Dodge) TRAITORS!!!!
 * Timmy: Watch out for the viaduct! It's extremely dangerous!!!!
 * [The 3 engines race by]
 * Timmy: *screams in horror*
 * Ignazio: What's-a-the matter, Timothy?
 * Timmy: Lady, that engine's name is LADY!!!! She's part of the clue to the source of the--
 * Timmy and Ignazio in unison: GOLD DUST?!!!! *both scream in horror*
 * Diesel 10: Now, we'll get you, Evancho and you traitor-Eds!
 * Jackie: No you won't because the magic you and Eddy refuse to believe in.... WILL GET THE BETTER OF THE TWO OF YOU!!!!
 * Diesel 10: You can run but you can't hide!!!! Right. Pinchy?! *cackles evilly*
 * Eddy: Grab em'!
 * Diesel 10: Pinchy's.... hungry!!!!
 * Thomas! OH!!! GET BACK!!!!
 * Edd: Please speed Lady up Jackie, they're GAINING ON US!!!!
 * Ed: Giddyap, horsey!!!!
 * Edd: Ed, this is not the time to be fooling around please, thank you!
 * Ed: Let's sing a song!
 * Edd: Oh, dear!!!!
 * Jackie: *while gently rubbing Lady* C'mon, girl....
 * Eddy: Comin' for you, Sockhead!!!! *cackles evilly* Look out, Monobrow!!!! And SO LONG, EV-NOBO!!! BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE YOURSELF!! *cackles evilly*
 * Jackie (in a shivering way): No! *sad gasps* I-I-I don't know if my heart can still afford this! (in reference to her song "Apocalypse") *about to fall on her knees, folding her hands and sobbing sweetly with her eyes closed*
 * Edd: Jackie, please calm down! Eddy's saying it to attempt to slow us down and KILL US!
 * Ed: Like pork chops?!
 * Edd: Ed, please!
 * Diesel 10: Here we come! Duck, Pinchy! *cackles evilly* I like my lunch steamed!!!!
 * Eddy: And I love my Eds scrambled!!!! *cackles evilly* And "Evangels" should spread their wings!!!! *both cackle evilly and roar*
 * Diesel 10: She's not gonna live until the apocalypse that's for sure!
 * Eddy: Brute's right, Ev-nacho And Sockhead would go crazy to lose ya, Ev-nobo! *both cackle evilly*
 * Jackie: *sad gasping and slowly fainting in unison*
 * Edd: *helps Jackie up, preventing her from falling to the floor* Jackie, you need to concentrate, you're full of faith!
 * Ed: Concentrate?! You mean the ingredient you put in fruit juice?!
 * Edd: Not that concentrate, Ed!
 * Diesel 10: *pants* Pretty fast for a puffball! *pants*
 * Eddy: Don't give up on getting them now!
 * [viaduct begins to crumble]
 * Edd: *stares at the viaduct in the distance* (hysterically) OH MY GRACIOUS!!!! WHAT'S THAT?!!!!
 * Ed: Buttered toast with gravy?!
 * Jackie: Calm down, Edd. We'll all jump across that bridge.
 * Ed: Like garbanzo beans?
 * Edd: Absolutely not, Ed and at least I know what you mean, Jackie!
 * Lady: I hope so.
 * Thomas: Come on, Lady! Little engines CAN do big things!!!!
 * Edd: *while on crumbling viaduct* (frantically) Let's hope we MAKE IT!!!!
 * Edd: (while making it across the crumbling viaduct) We made it, Jackie!
 * Jackie: Let's just hope Thomas makes it across as well!
 * (Thomas puffs on the crumbling viaduct)
 * Jackie: Hurry up Thomas, the bridge is collapsing!
 * Edd: *quickly senses the gap in the crumbling viaduct* (hysterically) JUMP THE GAP, THOMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Thomas bravely jumps the gap and both escape the collapsing viaduct)
 * Jackie: Well done, Thomas!!!! Well done!!!! *Blows Lady's whistle*
 * Edd: *While Thomas was whistling back* You are THE really useful engine!!!!
 * Diesel 10: No! No! OH, C'MON NO! NO! NO HOLD IT! *screams*
 * Eddy: *while Diesel 10 was screaming* MOMMY!!!!
 * [Pinchy clings hard to a rail-bar]
 * Diesel 10: Puffball!
 * Eddy: Sockhead!!!!
 * Diesel 10: Teapot!
 * Eddy: Monobrow!!!!
 * [Both fall of of viaduct]
 * Diesel 10: Tin kettles!!!!
 * Eddy: (in unison) Ev-nobo!!!!
 * [both land in a filthy barge]
 * Eddy: Bleah! (clenches his nose) This boat reeks!!!!
 * Diesel 10: Oh, well. Nice time of the year for a cruise! *laughs nervously*
 * Eddy: Shut up, D10.
 * *Both float away and never to be seen or heard from again*

Quote 23

 * Thomas: But Mr. Turner.... you still don't have your gold dust.
 * Lady: I think he will soon.
 * Edd: Let's not forget Ignazio needs magical gold dust as well.
 * Timmy: Wait a minute.... "then watch the swirls that spin so well".
 * Jimmy: SWIRLS! Just like the shavings floating around Lady while we were on the magic railroad!
 * Jackie: Is there anything else?
 * Ed: A box of Chunky Puffs?
 * Edd: Ed, hush please. Thank you.
 * Ed: *moans*
 * Edd: Please excuse Ed, but is there anything else needed for the source.
 * Ignazio: Of course-a-there is! So WELL! A well means-a-water. *rolls up wishing well barrel filled with water*
 * Timmy: Jackie, put the shavings in with the water.
 * [Jackie fills pan with shavings and swirls them around with the wishing well water]
 * Burnett: Go ahead, Jackie. Throw it up in the air.
 * Ignazio: Please... please...
 * [Jackie glances at a sad but hopeful Timmy]
 * Thomas and Lady: Now, Jackie!
 * Edd: Please assist, Jackie.
 * [Jackie tosses shavings and water in the air and gold dust sparkle]
 * Jackie: Gold dust!
 * Burnett and Jimmy: Gold dust.
 * Ed: Hooray!
 * Timmy: YES! *laughs*
 * Ignazio: Gold dust! *raises his right fist in the air* WHOOOOOO!!!!!!
 * Edd: *in unison to Ignazio cheering* WE DID IT!!!!
 * [Timmy and Ignazio's whistles fill up with the gold dust]
 * [Jackie and Edd run to each other and hug]
 * Thomas: Lady, you are a really helpful engine.
 * Lady: And helping each other brings us to life, the magic... in all of us!
 * (scene fades to Jimmy and Goddard)
 * Jimmy: C'mon, boy. What's say we explore?
 * Goddard: *barks twice*

Quote 24

 * [Bell flower rings]
 * Timmy: Hello? Oh yes, Sir. Topham Hatt Sir?! Y-you're on your way back right now? Everything's all set for tomorrow? *sighs thankfully* Great news, I'll be at the sheds to welcome all of you. Everything's under control. W-what? Wanda wants to talk to me? Okay.
 * Wanda: Timmy! Oh, thank cupid you're safe!
 * Timmy: Don't forget Ignazio Boschetto too, Wanda.
 * Wanda: I didn't forget him, sport.
 * Cosmo: Can I say hi to Timmy?! Is he on?! Hi Timmy!!!!
 * Timmy: *chuckles* How you doin' Cosmo? Did you give Wanda any trouble during the preparations?
 * Wanda: Yes...he did.
 * Poof: *cries*
 * Timmy: Awwww... Poof, you really miss me don't you?
 * Wanda: Oh, he does...a lot, champ! And by the way, me and Cosmo saw the whole thing through our "Timmy senses" and we are extremely proud of you. You're my hero!!!!
 * Cosmo: (Holding a hero sandwich) And this is mine! *squeezes ketchup bottle but ketchup doesn't come out* STUPID KETCHUP!!!!
 * Timmy: *chortles* Cosmo's still having ketchup problems, huh?
 * Wanda: (annoyed) Ah, tell me about it, Sport! He wouldn't stop attempting to open that bottle ever since we began preparing for you and Bubbles!
 * Mr. Conductor: (After snatching the phone from Wanda) Hello, Timmy.
 * Timmy: *shrieks* Mr. Conductor! I um... um... you see... I... um...
 * Mr. Conductor: Helped save the magic railroad, free the lost engine, and found the source of all of our family's gold dust? Of course you did!
 * Timmy: Wait, you understand what happened while I was in charge here?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course! Cosmo and Wanda told me, Junior, and Sir. Topham Hatt about it. We were all so very proud of you and your friends for your heroics. Anyway, me, Junior, and Sir Topham Hatt just talked about giving you the permanent job at Shining Time Station.
 * Timmy: *gasps* REALLY?!!! Can Bubbles get the job, too?!
 * Junior: Indeed, little Timothy! Now me and my cuz can both hang out by the beach!
 * Mr. Conductor: *snatches phone from Junior*
 * Junior: Hey, why did you do that?! *stomach grumbles* Oh, oh no! I got to use the Lu. *runs into the restroom*
 * Mr. Conductor: Please excuse Junior, Timmy. But you and Bubbles will both be taking my spot as Mr. Conductor in Shining Time Station. As everyone would say, there will ALWAYS be a Mr. Conductor living inside Shining Time Station.
 * Timmy: (in his own head) That means no more school or Vicky! (out loud) That sounds like a plan Mr. C. I'll meet you back in Shining Time.
 * Mr. Conductor: Meet you there too, Timmy. Excellent work, my friend. Goodbye.
 * Timmy: Bye: Mr. Conductor. *hangs up* *sighs* Well..... see you all in Shining Time with my new wife. But for now and tomorrow, TO DIMMSDALE!!!! *blows whistle and vanishes in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Jackie: Here, Burnett. I want you to have this. *gives Burnett Stone gold dust*
 * Burnett: Well how sweet of you, Jackie. Here, give me the bluebird. I think we should share it. *pours gold dust on Jackie's stuffed bluebird* Now.... we'll always remember our Shining Time together.
 * (Shining Time Instrumental plays, scenes show Timmy and Bubbles kissing each other at their wedding with everyone applauding & cheering and Cosmo, Poof, and Wanda crying, shows Il Volo performing the end of "Surrender" inside "Shining Time Station", shows Stacy at the front desk, and shows Timmy and Bubbles with their babies, Tommy and Tammy in the flower basket)
 * Timmy: (after pulling out a jawbreaker from the sunflower seed box) Ah, ha! *puts jawbreaker in mouth and sucks on it* Heh, Eddy never wins. *continues to work*
 * Timmy (Narrating) And now we come to the ending of our story, and it's time for everyone to go home and share lots of memories, just like... like.... *sighs happily* my BEST friend, Thomas The Tank Engine. *Thomas blows his whistle and crossover movie ends*

TV Spot #1 Quote

 * (Destination Films, Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network Logos are Shown)
 * Announcer: Coming to Theaters...
 * Jackie: Look! (in unison, Jackie Evancho's "Go Time" played starting with "Cuz this is the time.")
 * Ignazio: It-a Thomas!
 * Announcer: Thomas and the Magic Railroad: The Fantasy Crossover Edition!
 * (Then a brief clip of James depleting from gold dust was shown then quickly followed by footage of Jackie [on board Lady with Burnett Stone and Jimmy Neutron] blowing Lady's whistle was shown)
 * (Then footage of Jackie on a handcar was shown)
 * (Then Thomas was shown puffing down the magic railroad in the scene where he says "You Found Her!")
 * (Then Ignazio was shown jumping and turning around as he disappeared into depleting gold dust)
 * Edd: (riding on Thomas): You are THE Really Useful Engine, Thomas!
 * (Thomas blows his whistle)
 * (Then Jackie Evancho's Go Time was briefly shown followed by Goddard barking, and Jimmy and Jackie riding in Jimmy's hovercart)
 * Timmy: Watch out for the viaduct, dudes! It's dangerous! (in unison after, "Watch Out" a shot of Diesel 10 chasing Thomas as they went under the bridge was shown)
 * (Then Go Time was shown again followed by Ignazio blowing his kazoo-like whistle with Jackie in front of him then Go Time again)
 * Announcer: And featuring Go Time by Jackie Evancho!
 * (In unison, Go Time was shown again)
 * Ignazio (floating down the Magic Railroad): WHEEEE!!!
 * (Then a quick shot of Thomas running down the line from the beginning of the movie where he says, "Hello" was shown)
 * Announcer: Thomas and the Magic Railroad: The Fantasy Crossover Edition!
 * (In unison, a promotional logo for the movie was shown)
 * (Then Jackie was shown in Lady with Bluebird followed by Go Time again)
 * Announcer (in unison to the last "Go Time" clips): Rated G.

Trivia

 * Even though Eddy calls Timmy Turner "Twinkle-Twerp", Timmy is regular adult sized on Sodor. (Taller than he was on The "Fairly Odd Parents")
 * Timmy and Ignazio in the crossover are respectively 16 and 18 inches tall when not on Sodor.
 * In this crossover, Bubbles is in Timmy's nightmare instead of Stacy.
 * It was inferred that Diesel 10 actually asked a betrayed Eddy if he was interested in destroying the railway and Eddy somehow turned evil and remained the evil Diesel's cab driver the whole crossover.
 * Danny Fenton from "Danny Phantom" only appears in one scene in the whole crossover.
 * Unlike the Fairly Odd Parents TV movie, Channel Chasers, Tommy has blonde hair like his mother, Bubbles and Tammy doesn't have a headband or glasses, instead she has pigtails, big eyes and a powerpuff body like her mother, Bubbles, but has her father, Timmy's brown hair.