RS Mr. Conductor and Garfield/RS Mr. Conductor Gets Tricked

RS Mr. Conductor and Garfield, retitled RS Mr. Conductor Gets Tricked for American audience, is the first episode of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Thomas and Gordon/Thomas Gets Tricked.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Flowers (from Alice in Wonderland) as The Coaches
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry (cameo)
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James (cameo)
 * Selma (from The Simpsons) as Clarabel (cameo)
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor is a conductor who lives in a big station in TV Land. He's a cheeky little conductor with two small legs, a small blue hat, a small conductor outfit and a whistle.

He's a fussy little conductor, too, always taking flowers about ready for the big TV Characters to take on long journeys.

And when TV characters come in, he takes the flowers away so that the big TV characters can go and rest.

RS Mr. Conductor thinks no TV character works as hard as he does. He loves playing tricks on them, including Garfield, the biggest and proudest character of all.

RS Mr. Conductor likes whistling rudely at him."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Wake up, lazybones, why don't you work hard, like me?"

Narrator: "One day, after taking some flowers on a journey, Garfield arrived back at the sidings, very tired. He was just going to sleep when RS Mr. Conductor came up in his cheeky way."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Wake up, lazybones, do some hard work for a change! You can't catch me!"

Narrator: "And off he ran, laughing.

Instead of going to sleep again, Garfield thought how he could get back at RS Mr. Conductor.

One morning, RS Mr. Conductor wouldn't wake up. His driver and fireman couldn't make him start. His gold dust was low and there was not enough strength. It was nearly time for the express. People were waiting, but the flowers weren't ready.

At last, RS Mr. Conductor started."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Oh dear, oh dear!"

Narrator: "He yawned.

He fussed into the station where Garfield was waiting."

Garfield: "Hurry up, you!"

Narrator: "Said Garfield."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Hurry yourself!"

Narrator: "Replied RS Mr. Conductor.

Garfield began making his plan."

Garfield: "Yes."

Narrator: "Said Garfield."

Garfield: "I will."

Narrator: "And almost before the flowers stopped moving, Garfield reversed quickly and held the first flower's petal."

Garfield: "Get in quickly, please."

Narrator: "He whistled.

RS Mr. Conductor usually pushed behind the flowers to help them start, but he was always let go off first. This time, Garfield started so quickly, they forgot to let go off RS Mr. Conductor. Garfield's chance had come.

Garfield: "Come on, come on!"

Narrator: "Puffed Garfield to the flowers.

The line went faster and faster, too fast for RS Mr. Conductor. He wanted to stop, but he couldn't!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Peep, peep, stop, stop!"

Garfield: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Narrator: "Laughed Garfield."

Flowers: "You can't get away, you can't get away!"

Narrator: "Laughed the flowers.

Poor RS Mr. Conductor was going faster than he had ever gone before. He was out of breath, and his feet hurt him, but he had to go on."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I shall never be the same again."

Narrator: "He thought sadly."

RS Mr. Conductor: "My feet will be quite worn out."

Narrator: "At last, they stopped at a station.

RS Mr. Conductor let go, and he felt very silly and exhausted.

Next, he sat on a turntable, thinking of everyone laughing at him.

And then he ran onto a siding, out of the way."

Garfield: "Well, little RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "Chuckled Garfield."

Garfield: "Now you know what hard work means, don't you?"

Narrator: "Poor RS Mr. Conductor couldn't answer. He had no breath. He just puffed slowly away to rest, and had a long, long drink.

He went home very slowly, and was careful afterwards never to be cheeky to Garfield again."