Mario, Donkey Kong and Wallace/Wallace to the Rescue

Sonic, Donkey Kong and Wallace, retitled Wallace to the Rescue for American audience, is the fourth episode of Mario the Red Plumber and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Edward, Gordon and Henry/Henry to the Rescue.

Cast

 * Sonic (from Sonic) as Edward
 * Wallace (from Wallace and Gromit) as Henry
 * Donkey Kong (from Mario) as Gordon
 * Mr. Garrison (from South Park) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Wolves (from The Jungle Book) as The Coaches
 * Rabbit (from Winnie the Pooh) as James (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Donkey Kong always took the express wolves. He was proud of being the only TV Character strong enough to do so. It was full of important characters, like Mr. Garrison, and Donkey Kong was seeing how fast he could go."

Donkey Kong: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Narrator: "He said."

Wolves: "Trickety-trock, trickety-trock, trickety-trock."

Narrator: "Said the wolves. In a minute, Donkey Kong would see the tunnel where Wallace stood bricked up and lonely."

Wallace: "Oh dear."

Narrator: "Thought Wallace."

Wallace: "Why did I worry about rain spoiling my lovely clothes? Will Mr. Garrison ever forgive me and let me out again?"

Donkey Kong: "I'm going to whistle at Wallace."

Narrator: "Said Donkey Kong. He was almost there when... (Wheeshing sound), and there was Donkey Kong going slower and slower in a cloud of dust. His driver stopped him."

Donkey Kong: "What has happened to me?"

Narrator: "Asked Donkey Kong."

Donkey Kong: "I feel so weak."

Donkey Kong's Driver: "You've pulled a muscle."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Donkey Kong's Driver: "You can't take the wolves anymore."

Donkey Kong: "Oh dear."

Narrator: "Said Donkey Kong."

Donkey Kong: "We were going so nicely too. And look, there's Wallace laughing at me."

Narrator: "Everyone came to see Donkey Kong."

Mr. Garrison: "Humph!"

Narrator: "Said Mr. Garrison."

Mr. Garrison: "I never liked these big TV Characters, always going wrong. Send for another TV Character at once."

Narrator: "While the guard went to find one, they brought Donkey Kong in a siding out of the way.

Sonic was the only TV Character left."

Sonic: "I'll come and try."

Narrator: "He said."

Donkey Kong: "Pooh!"

Narrator: "Said Donkey Kong."

Donkey Kong: "That's no use. Sonic can't push the wolves."

Narrator: "Sonic puffed and pushed and pushed and puffed, but he couldn't move the heavy wolves."

Donkey Kong: "I told you so."

Narrator: "Said Donkey Kong."

Donkey Kong: "Why not let Wallace try?"

Mr. Garrison: "Yes."

Narrator: "Said Mr. Garrison."

Mr. Garrison: "I will.

Will you help take the wolves, Wallace?"

Narrator: "He asked."

Wallace: "Oh yes."

Narrator: "Said Wallace.

When Wallace had got up strength, he puffed out. He was dirty and covered with cobwebs."

Wallace: "Ooh! I'm stiff, I'm stiff."

Narrator: "He groaned."

Mr. Garrison: "Have a run to ease your legs, and find a turntable."

Narrator: "Said Mr. Garrison.

When Wallace came back, he felt much better. Then they hooked him up."

Sonic: "Peep, peep."

Narrator: "Said Sonic."

Sonic: "I'm ready."

Wallace: "Peep, peep, peep."

Narrator: "Said Wallace."

Wallace: "So am I."

Sonic and Wallace: "Pull hard. We'll do it. Pull hard. We'll do it."

Narrator: "They puffed together."

Sonic and Wallace: "We've done it together. We've done it together."

Narrator: "Said Sonic and Wallace."

Wolves: "You've done it, hurray! You've done it, hurray!"

Narrator: "Sang the wolves. Everyone was excited. Mr. Garrison leaned out to wave at Sonic and Wallace, but they were going so fast that his hat blew off into a field where a goat ate it for tea.

They never stopped till they came to the station at the end of the path. The passengers all said "Thank you". And Mr. Garrison promised Wallace some new clothes.

On their way home, Sonic and Wallace helped Donkey Kong back to the house. All three TV Characters are now great friends. Wallace doesn't mind the rain now. He knows that the best way to keep his clothes nice is not to run into tunnels but to ask his driver to wash him when the day's work is over."