Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/Loud and Soft (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Big Bird Yellow as Bert
 * Oscar the Grouch Green as Farley

Lyrics
Big Bird Yellow: Hey, Oscar the Grouch Green.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Oh, hi, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: Hi. Hey, uh. Whatcha doing?

Oscar the Grouch Green: Nothing.

Big Bird Yellow: Oh, terrific!

Oscar the Grouch Green: Huh?

Big Bird Yellow: Yeah, because uh, I got a song to sing and it's really a neat nifty song and I wanna know if you can help me sing it, huh?

Oscar the Grouch Green: Uh, I'll see you later, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: Oh no, come on, Oscar the Grouch Green. I mean, it's really fun.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Oh, okay. I'll try.

Big Bird Yellow: You'll see how it happens. I'll go first and you'll go second, okay? You'll see.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Okay, sing, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: Ahem. I like to sing LOUD!

Oscar the Grouch Green: I get it. I like to sing soft

Big Bird Yellow: That's right. I like to sing LOUD!

Oscar the Grouch Green: I like to sing soft

Big Bird Yellow: I like to sing high!

Oscar the Grouch Green: I like to sing low

Big Bird Yellow: So two good friends, me and you

Oscar the Grouch Green: Each with an opposite point of view

Big Bird Yellow: I like to sing long!

Oscar the Grouch Green: I like to sing short

Big Bird Yellow: I like to sing lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong....

Oscar the Grouch Green: I like to sing short. That's enough, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: I like to sing good

Oscar the Grouch Green: And I do too

Big Bird Yellow and Oscar the Grouch Green : Well whaddya know what a happy day when me, agrees with you.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Hey, that was nice.

Big Bird Yellow: Do you wanna switch? Do you mind?

Oscar the Grouch Green: Right, I'll do the other part.

Big Bird Yellow: Okay.

Oscar the Grouch Green: I like to sing LOUD!

Big Bird Yellow: I like to sing soft

Oscar the Grouch Green: I like to sing LOUD!

Big Bird Yellow: I like to sing soft

Oscar the Grouch Green: I like to sing high!

Big Bird Yellow: I like to sing low

Oscar the Grouch Green: So two good friends, me and you

Big Bird Yellow: Each with an opposite point of view

Oscar the Grouch Green: I like to sing long!

Big Bird Yellow: I like to sing short (laughing)

Oscar the Grouch Green: I like to sing lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong....

Big Bird Yellow: I like to sing short. That's enough, Oscar the Grouch Green.

Oscar the Grouch Green: I like to sing good

Big Bird Yellow: And I do too

Big Bird Yellow and Oscar the Grouch Green : Well whaddya know what a happy day when me, agrees with you.

Big Bird Yellow: Wasn't that fun?

Oscar the Grouch Green: Yeah. You know, I agree with you, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: Oh, good. Listen, I've got another nifty song for ya.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Uh, I think I hear my mother calling.

Big Bird Yellow: Oh, Oscar the Grouch Green.