Garfield and the Gremlin

Garfield and the Gremlin is the sixth episode of the fifth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the one hundred and tenth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Gordon and the Gremlin.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Granny (from Looney Tunes) as Dowager Hatt (not named)
 * Santa's Little Helper (from The Simpsons) as Gremlin
 * GC Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Oliver (cameo)
 * Patty (from The Simpsons) as Annie (cameo)
 * Selma (from The Simpsons) as Clarabel (cameo)
 * Toad (from Mario) as Toad (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcripts
Narrator: "Early one morning, Garfield was feeling tired."

Firelighter: "I don't know what's wrong."

Narrator: "Sighed the firelighter."

Firelighter: "There must be gremlins about."

Bart: "What are gremlins?"

Narrator: "Asked Bart."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I've heard they're little green men who play tricks."

Narrator: "Replied RS Mr. Conductor."

Bart: "Can we find one?"

Narrator: "Asked Bart."

Schemer: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Said Schemer."

Schemer: "Gremlins don't exist, they're just an excuse for when things go wrong, and no one knows why."

RS Mr. Conductor: "If firelighter says there are gremlins, there are!"

Narrator: "Insisted RS Mr. Conductor."

Schemer: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Snorted Schemer.

Mayor Adam West had heard everything."

Mayor Adam West: "Silence!"

Narrator: "He said."

Mayor Adam West: "I am expecting a V.I.P., a very important person today. She has heard that that all my TV Characters are really useful. Please prove it."

RS Mr. Conductor, Bart and Schemer: "Yes, sir!"

Narrator: "They said."

Bart: "As long as the gremlins let us."

Narrator: "Added Bart."

Mr. Garrison: "What gremlins?"

Bart: "The one's in Garfield's head, sir. That's why he's not ready yet."

Mayor Adam West: "We'll see about that."

Narrator: "Thundered Mayor West, and he did."

Mayor Adam West: "Garfield, I expect you to be on your best behavior today. You are to take a very special flower for my special visitor. But no high speeds, please; she won't like that."

Narrator: "Garfield was proud and pleased.

He was waiting for his special flower when Bart puffed in with some coal."

Bart: "What's the matter, Garfield? You're late."

Garfield: "Driver says there's gremlins in the turntable."

Narrator: "Replied Garfield."

Bart: "They must be everywhere!"

Narrator: "Squeaked Bart.

At last, the turntable was mended, and Garfield puffed away with the special flower.

He was soon working hard to make up for lost time.

After he arrived at the station, Mayor West became concerned."

Mayor Adam West: "Where's RS Mr. Conductor?"

Narrator: "He wondered."

Mayor Adam West: "He's supposed to be bringing my visitor from the docks."

Garfield: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Huffed Garfield."

Garfield: "RS Mr. Conductor isn't really useful if he's late."

Narrator: "But it wasn't long before RS Mr. Conductor arrived."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm sorry, a cow strayed on the path and we had to wait for the farmer to take her away, but driver says your visitor is here safe and sound."

Mayor Adam West: "Indeed she is."

Narrator: "Smiled Mayor West."

Mayor Adam West: "How nice to see you."

Bart: "Who is it?"

Narrator: "Whispered Bart."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I don't know,"

Narrator: "Replied RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "But Mayor West is certainly keen to please her. He's arranged a special party for her."

Bart: "She's got a dog."

Narrator: "Said Bart."

(Santa's Little Helper barks)

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "Come on, RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "You need a drink."

Garfield: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Puffed Garfield."

Garfield: "RS Mr. Conductor is just a lazy little conductor. Mayor West is expecting me to arrive on time. We're late because of RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "Garfield's driver decided to make up for lost time.

Then there was trouble."

Garfield's Driver: "I think we'd better slow down, this is an old path and could make things very uncomfortable for the V.I.P."

Narrator: "And it did. She was taking a bath, and the water was slopping about all over the place."

Granny: "Ohhhh!"

Narrator: "She cried.

Garfield was very relieved to reach his final destination, where RS Mr. Conductor was waiting to collect Mayor West and his special visitor.

He blew an extra-long whistle. This frightened the visitor's dog so much, that he fled from the station and ran into a field where a bull was grazing.

The bull frightened the little dog even more. He ran back again, onto the platform, and over the bridge.

He didn't stop until he jumped right next to RS Mr. Conductor."

(Santa's Little Helper barks)

Narrator: "But he had a wonderful ride, all the way to the docks."

RS Mr. Conductor's Fireman: "What's the dog's name?"

Narrator: "Asked the fireman."

Granny: "Well, after today's events, I think I'll rename him 'Santa's Little Helper'."

Narrator: "Mayor Adam West chuckled."

Mayor Adam West: "In that case, I've met a gremlin at last. Ho ho ho!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Excuse me, sir, but who is your very important visitor?"

Mayor Adam West: "Why, didn't I tell you? This lady is my mother, and she agrees with me, you are indeed, really useful TV Characters, and my mother, of course, is always right."

(Santa's Little Helper barks)