Colors/I'm Glad That I'm Bugs Bunny (from Looney Tunes)

Cast

 * Benny Rabbit (Gray) as Bugs Bunny
 * Natasha (Pink) as Porky Pig

Lyrics
Benny Rabbit (Gray): I got big funny ears, they are so long and flat They are the very reasons I never wear a hat My teeth stick out in front, like pickets in a fence And as far as riches go, I'm not worth two cents

But I'm glad to be the way I am Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Benny Rabbit (Gray)!

Suppose I was an elephant, then I'd be really sunk For every place I'd ever go, I'd have to take my trunk Suppose I was a zebra with stripes from head to tail I bet they'd think that I'd escaped and throw me back in jail

Oh, I'm glad to be the way I am Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Benny Rabbit (Gray)!

Suppose I was a tall giraffe and swallowed carrots yummy With that long neck I'd surely starve before they reached my tummy Suppose I was a big fat pig, I might as well be frank I wouldn't care to end up as some kiddy's piggy bank

So, I'm glad to be the way I am Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Benny Rabbit (Gray)!

Mnyah.....What's up, Doc?

Suppose I was a smelly skunk, I wouldn't have a friend I'd be alone excepting for a scent I couldn't spend Suppose I was a gator in the swamps where time would drag Until the day when I'd be made into a travelin' bag

So, I'm glad to be the way I am Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Benny Rabbit (Gray)!

Suppose I was turkey, then I'd end up on a tray In the middle of the table on the next Thanksgiving Day Suppose I was bullfrog croakin' out a note I dread the time when I would be a frog in someone's throat

So, I'm glad to be the way I am Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Benny Rabbit (Gray)!

Natasha (Pink): B'dea...b'dea...b'dea...b'dea...That's all, folks!