Pirate (ANIMALS version)

Pirate is the second episode of ANIMALS. It is a parody of the TUGS episode of the same name.

Cast

 * Hoity Toity as Captain Star
 * Spike as Ten Cents
 * Big Macintosh as Big Mac
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as Top Hat
 * Soarin as Warrior
 * Shining Armor as Hercules
 * Pipsqueak as Sunshine
 * Featherweight as Grampus
 * Wind Rider as Captain Zero
 * Discord as Zorran
 * Garble as Zebedee
 * Hoops as Zak
 * Dumb-Bell as Zug
 * Score as Zip
 * Flash Sentry as Sea Rogue
 * Mr. Cake as Scuttlebutt Pete
 * Fancy Pants as Sea Rogue's Uncle
 * The Diamond Dogs as The Green-Eyed Pirates
 * The Smooze as The Bell Buoy
 * Cranky (from TTTE) as Big Mickey (cameo)
 * Bulk Biceps as Mighty Mo (cameo)
 * Gummy as Little Ditcher (cameo)
 * Snips or Snails as Frank or Eddie (cameo)
 * Rarity as Lillie Lightship (cameo)
 * Chief Thunderhooves as The Fire Tug (cameo)

Transcript
Hoity Toity (Narrating): "I remember a time we all had a long hard day, but there was still one more job to do. And, as Spike was the first animal home, he got it. Sweet supplies were needed to go to Mr. Cake, so they could start work first thing in the morning. I knew Spike was too happy. Not because it was late, but because the D-Stacks were on the same job."

Dumb-Bell: "Hey look, Score. Look what the wind's blown in; goody-two shoes."

Spike: "Ahoy, Dumb-Bell. Where do you want these supplies for the bakers."

Dumb-Bell: "Too late for today, mate."

Spike: "Too late? You don't need this till morning."

Score: "We might have."

Dumb-Bell: "No point now. It'll be dark soon."

Spike: "Don't bug me. I've had a busy day. Now where do you want it?"

Dumb-Bell: "He's been busy, Score, hasn't he?"

Score: "Well, got a reputation to live up to, Dumb-Bell. One of the best animals in Ponyville."

Dumb-Bell: "Yawn. Yawn. All work and no play makes Spike a dull dragon."

Spike: "Look, do you want this, or I'll take it back?"

Dumb-Bell: "Leave it by the old key, if you're not too warned out."

Dumb-Bell and Score: (Laugh)

Spike: "All right, you old tub of guts, you can settle here for the night.

Hello? Who's there?

Oi, is that you, Pipsqueak? Big Macintosh? Say something, whoever you are!"

(Pipsqueak Whistles)

Spike: "I'm hearing things."

Pipsqueak: "Hello, Spike."

Spike: "Pipsqueak, it was you! Now, why didn't you answer?"

Pipsqueak: "Was me what?"

Spike: "You were near the cove."

Pipsqueak: "Eh, can't have heard you. Gettin' warm."

Spike: "Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Come on, I must be tired."

Featherweight: "Night, Spike. Night, Pipsqueak."

Spike and Pipsqueak: "Good night, Featherweight!"

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "That night, a shadowy pegasus slid into the town."

Flash Sentry: "Ah, ha. This must be what I'm after; sweet supplies."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "Unseen, unheard, the dark stranger grabbed Spike's cargo, and slid silently into the mist.

Score and Dumb-Bell were in for a surprise the very next morning."

Dumb-Bell: "Hey. Where is it? I told Spike to leave that here, Score."

Score: "Round by the old key, Score. Your very words."

Dumb-Bell: "I always said Ponyville animals couldn't be relied on."

Score: "Oh, he'll catch it from Hoity Toity."

Dumb-Bell: (Chuckles) "He will when I tell him. Land him right in it.

Hey, you."

Spike: "What do you want?"

Dumb-Bell: "A word."

Spike: "Hoity Toity wants to see me."

Dumb-Bell: "We want to see him as well. You didn't deliver our cargo."

Spike: "Of course I did."

Score: "It's not where it should be, is it?"

Dumb-Bell: "And we get the blame."

Spike: "But I delivered it. Yeah, I delivered it by the old key. You saw me."

Dumb-Bell: "Not there now."

Spike: "You moved it to warm me up."

Score: "You have double crossed us."

Spike: "I have not. You take that back!"

Score: "Hang on, I was only..."

Hoity Toity: "What's going on out there?"

Dumb-Bell: "Oh, Hoity Toity, sir, Spike didn't deliver our cargo."

Spike: "I did! You know I did."

Dumb-Bell: "You did not! It's not there! It's not, it's not there."

Hoity Toity: "All right, that's enough! I've already had a complaint from Sugar Cube Corner. On your way now."

Score: "Right, sir."

Dumb-Bell: "Have a nice day, Spike."

Dumb-Bell and Score: (Chuckle)

Hoity Toity: "I don't expect slip-ups like this from you, Spike. The owners claim their cargo is missing, never delivered."

Spike: "That's not true, sir. It was my last delivery of the day. It was."

Hoity Toity: "Spike, I have to take Sugar Cube Corner's words."

Spike: "Sir, please, at least let me..."

Hoity Toity: "No! I'm putting you on carrot cake work with Mr. Cake."

Spike: "Oh no, sir. Not that."

Hoity Toity: "Spike, go!"

Spike: "Oh, hi, Mr. Cake."

Mr. Cake: "You look gloomy this morning, Spike. What's wrong?"

Spike: "Ah, nothing."

Mr. Cake: "I heard you lost the cargo."

Spike: "Oh, you would be the first to know, would you?"

Mr. Cake: "There's no secret. Talk to the hammer."

Spike: "Expanse about you know."

Featherweight: "I've heard the rumor."

Spike: "Featherweight, what do you know about it?"

Featherweight: "That you lost the cargo."

Spike: "You don't waste time, do you, Mr. Cake?"

Mr. Cake: "Hmm."

Pipsqueak: "Aye, rumors that there's a speciality."

Mr. Cake: "Only side of helm. The more on it, the sooner you'll get inter clear."

Spike: "I am inter clear! Get that clear!"

Garble: "Naughty, naughty, temper, temper!"

Hoops: "Lose his ears if they weren't attached to his head!"

Spike "Oh, one of these days!"

Pipsqueak: "Oh, leave em', Spike. Hoity Toity's got another job for you."

Spike: "Yeah? What is it?"

Pipsqueak: "I don't think you're gonna like it; More work with the D-Stacks."

Spike: "Aw, that's all I need!"

Garble: "Now, you do know what to do with that lot, don't you?"

Hoops: "He takes it somewhere, then it disappears."

Garble: "You could make a fortune selling box loads on the side."

Spike: "Are you saying I'm a crook?"

Hoops: "We wasn't talking about you! Was we, Garble?"

Garble: "Didn't mention his name, Hoops!"

Hoops: "Strange how ordinary people can suddenly turn criminal, Garble."

Garble: "It's the evil inside them, suddenly comes out, Hoops."

Spike: "Yeah, you two'd know all about that, wouldn't you, Hoops?"

Garble: "And they can't take a joke, neither, you notice that, Garble?"

Garble and Hoops: (Laugh)

Spike: "It's no joke. Get that straight!"

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