Big Hero 8 trailer/Transcript

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)

Oskar Greason: This is the first test of my human-otics project.

(All the static and loud noises made Oskar hurt his ears)

Oskar Greason: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! The seventh test.

(The power goes out due to Oskar having a flashlight)

Dipper Pines (narrating): This is Oskar, my older brother.

Oskar Greason: The thirty-third test.

(Mordecai and Rigby's arms and legs start to attack Oskar)

Oskar Greason: Wait, wait, wait! Stop! This is the eighty-fourth test.

Mordecai: Hello. We are Mordecai and Rigby.

Oskar Greason: It works! Oh, this is amazing!

Dipper Pines (narrating): He wanted to help a lot of people.

Tagline: From AnimatedFan195 Productions

Dipper Pines (narrating): People keep saying Oskar's not really gone, as long as we remember him.

Tagline: From the creators of "Humantopia", "Wreck-It Kristoff" and "Frozen (Human Style)"

(Mordecai and Rigby's idle state activates themselves)

Mordecai: Hello. We are Mordecai and Rigby. Oskar programmed us to heal the sick and injury.

(Mordecai and Rigby walk to Dipper, making the books fall over the floor)

Rigby: (hugs Dipper along with Mordecai) You will be alright. There, there.

(Oliver snuggles Dipper's legs)

Mordecai: We would like to help. Scan complete. You're experiencing mood swings. Diagnosis, puberty.

Dipper Pines: Whoa, what?!

Tagline: A breakthrough arrives

Marco Diaz: It's like spooning a warm marshmallow.

Elsa: Oh.

Tagline: to save the world.

Announcer: Reports hard letting in above a major catastrophe.

(Pitch appears in San Fransokyo, much to Dipper's shock)

Marco Diaz: We're under attack from a supervillain, people!

Dipper Pines: Come on! Go, go, go, go!

Rigby: We are not fast.

Dipper Pines: Yeah, no kidding!

Anger: So a man in a boogeyman disguise attacked you and blue jay/raccoon men.

(The car that Dipper, Mordecai, Rigby, Pacifica, Star, Pony Head, Ralph and Marco drive in break the microbots out in a car chase)

Dipper Pines: We gotta catch him!

Wreck-It Ralph: We can't go against that guy! We're nerds!

Dipper Pines: Trust me. I know about human-otics. We can be way more.

Wreck-It Ralph: Anybody else has a suit riding up on them?

(Pitch appears in the warehouse)

Dipper Pines: Come on!

(Dipper rams into the locked door of the warehouse, but nothing happens)

Dipper Pines: Kick it down!

(Mordecai and Rigby kick the door down, but nothing still happens)

Dipper Pines: Punch it!

(Mordecai and Rigby punch the door, but nothing still happens also, and Dipper grunts)

Pacifica Northwest: Why are Mordecai and Rigby wearing carbon-fibered underpants?

Mordecai: This may undermine our non-threatening huggable design.

(Mordecai and Rigby punch and kick some piece of wood)

Marco Diaz: He's glorious.

(Dipper, Mordecai and Rigby almost fall into the water, but Mordecai and Rigby activate their wings to make him fly high)

(Dipper pushes Mordecai and Rigby out of one of the windows, making Mordecai and Rigby not get out of it)

(Elsa hugs Dipper)

Wreck-It Ralph: I wasn't terrified of heights, I probably love this! But I'm terrified of heights, so I don't love it!

Dipper Pines: What's wrong with you?

(Mordecai and Rigby's battery dies)

Mordecai: Low battery.

(Mordecai and Rigby pet Oliver)

Rigby: Hairy baby.

Tagline: He leads the way,

(Mordecai and Rigby go into the warehouse with the microbot placed on the lid, and Dipper goes after them)

Dipper: Mordecai and Rigby!

Tagline: he has your back,

(Mordecai and Rigby start to go up the stairs, but hit their heads)

Tagline: he'll change your world.

(Mordecai and Rigby activate their two-foot equipped rocket thrusters to get away from a cat-monster balloon, making them go up into the clouds)

Star Butterfly: That was amazing!

Dipper Pines: You gave me a heart attack!

Mordecai and Rigby: Clear.

Dipper Pines: Stop, stop, stop, stop! It's just an expression!

(Dipper, Mordecai and Rigby bow down to their feet)

Dipper Pines: What do you say, buddy?

Mordecai and Rigby: Whhhhheeeee!

Title: Big Hero 8

Dipper Pines: Okay, let's get you back in your luggage.

(Dipper tries to Mordecai and Rigby back in their idle state, but is too hard to have him back in it)

(Mordecai and Rigby try to have fun with a soccer ball, but their arms and legs are too hard to get it)

Tagline: Coming Soon.