Thomas Stories: The Ultimate Crossover Edition

Thomas Stories: The Crossover Edition is a crossover series starring various characters of TV shows and real life celebrities as the engines of Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends. Only Episodes from Seasons 1-7 will be allowed in this format. No episodes from Seasons 8-present allowed.

Major Trivia

 * The characters will be portrayed as engines as opposed to being humans in their own shows and will be painted the same colors as their usual attires, but they will have the same whistle sounds as their engine egos on the Island Of Sodor.
 * The Narrators (Ringo Starr, George Carlin, Alec Baldwin, Michael Angelis and Michael Brandon) will be present, but the engines will speak with their original voices.

Quote 1

 * Ringo: Timmy is a tank engine who lives at a big station on the Island of Sodor. He's a cheeky little engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler and a short stumpy dome. He also has a rather big tooth.
 * Timmy: Hey!
 * (Timmy pulls into the station with coaches where Ed could be seen)
 * Ringo: He's a fussy little engine too. Always pulling coaches about ready for the big engines to take on long journeys. (Ed pulls out with a train) And when trains come in, (in unison, Timmy pulls backwards into the station with coaches) he pulls the empty coaches away so that the big engines can go and rest. Timmy thinks no engine works as hard as he does. (in unison, Ed and Eddy puff by with trains) He loves playing tricks on them (in unison, Timmy puffed by pushing a freight car) including Homer, the biggest and proudest engine of all. (in unison, a shot of Homer looking proud and important was shown). Timmy likes to tease Homer with his whistle. (in unison, a shot of Timmy's whistle was shown blowing steam and making Thomas' whistle sound)
 * Timmy: Wake up, ya' lazy bum! Why don't you work hard and get some exercise like me!

Quote 2

 * Ringo: It was nearly time for the express, people were waiting but the coaches weren't ready.
 * *scene cuts to Timmy puffing out of his shed*
 * Ringo: At last Timmy started.
 * Timmy (in a tired, moaning way): *moans* Bubbles, I want to back to sleep, why did you light my fire? *moans*
 * Bubbles: We need to work, Timmykins.
 * Ringo: said Bubbles. Timmy fussed into the station where Homer was waiting.
 * Homer: Where were you boy?! Get my coaches ready, twerp!
 * Timmy: Aaaah, SHADDUP!!!!
 * Ringo: Timmy said rudely. Bubbles was horrified.
 * Bubbles: *loud horrified gasp* Timmykins, behave yourself!
 * Timmy: *groans* Sorry, Bubbles.
 * Ringo: groaned Timmy. Homer began making his plan to teach Timmy a lesson for teasing him, almost before the coaches had stopped moving, *Homer backs onto his train* Homer reversed quickly and was coupled to the train.
 * Homer: C'mon, c'mon! Get in, I gotta go! *blows his whistle*
 * Ringo: he whistled.

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 1
 * This episode introduces Timmy, his driver, Bubbles, Homer, his express coaches, Lenny, Carl and Moe, Ed (not yet named) and Eddy (not yet named) to the series.
 * John Cena (playing Sir Topham Hatt) cameos, but he is not properly introduced until "Come Out, Ed!".

Quotes

 * Ringo: One day, Edd was in the shed where he lived with the other engines. They were all bigger than Edd and boasted about it.
 * Homer: Lisa won't choose you again.
 * Ringo: Said Homer
 * Homer: She'll want a strong engine like me.
 * Ringo: But Lisa felt sorry for Edd.
 * Lisa: You poor, poor engine. Would you like to come out today?
 * Edd: Oh, yes! Bless you, Lisa!
 * Ringo: Said Edd. So they lit his fire, made lots of steam and Edd puffed away.
 * (Edd leaves the shed)
 * Ringo: The other engines were very cross about being left behind.

Quote 2

 * Ringo: Edd played till there were no more freight cars, then he stopped to rest. Presently, he heard a whistle. *Homer blows his whistle* Homer was very cross. Instead of nice shining coaches, he was pulling a very dirty freight train.
 * Homer: *loud groan* Why do I have to do all the dirty work?! It's wrong! SO WRONG! Why did Mr. Cena give me this dirty work?!
 * Ringo: He grumbled.
 * Homer: Or maybe I could be something like a donut delivery train. Mmmm...donuts.... *drools*
 * Ringo: Edd laughed and went to find some more freight cars. Then there was trouble.
 * Stationmaster: Homer can't get help the hill! Can you go take Edd and push him please?
 * Edd: Right-O!
 * Ringo: They found Homer halfway up and very cross. Marge spoke to him SEVERELY.
 * Marge: What's wrong with you, Homey?! You're not trying!
 * Homer: It's no use, Marge!
 * Ringo: said Homer.
 * Homer: The loudmouthed freight cars hold me back!
 * Ringo: Lisa came up.
 * Lisa: Me and Edd have arrived to your assist.
 * Ringo: said Lisa.
 * Homer: WHAT?! How could that runt push me up this stupid hill?
 * Ringo: said Homer.
 * Lisa: Just you wait. Edd'll show you!
 * Ringo: replied Lisa.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Edd, his driver, Lisa Simpson and Homer's driver, Marge Simpson to the series.

Quotes

 * Ringo: The engine's name is Ed. Sid argued with him, but he would not move.
 * Ed: The evil rain will make me melt like the butter monster in "The Breakfast that ate Man!"
 * Ringo: He said.

Quote 2

 * Ringo: Then along came John Cena, a person who left the WWE wrestling company to become the superintendent in charge of all the engines on the Island Of Sodor.
 * John Cena: We're gonna pull ya out if you're gonna keep acting this way, Ed. I'm not joking with you, Monobrow.
 * Ringo: But Ed only blew steam at him. *Ed hisses steam at Cena*

Quote 3

 * *Timmy couples up to Ed*
 * Ringo: Timmy pushed and puffed, and puffed as hard as ever he could. But Ed stayed in tunnel.
 * Timmy: C'mon, Lumpy! MOVE!!!! *grunts and groans*
 * Ed: NO!!!! *grunts*
 * Timmy: *groans and pants* The passengers are gonna give bad reviews to their friends about the railway! *stops* (in a tired way) You need to stop this nonsense, Monobrow.... *pants*
 * Ringo: Eventually, even John Cena gave up.
 * John Cena: Usually I never give up (referring to the WWE), but sadly I have to give up here because you are acting as stubborn as a mule. As your punishment we're gonna remove your rails and leave you here until you learn to cope the best you can with the rain.
 * Ringo: So they took up the old rails and built a brick wall in front of Ed so that the other engines wouldn't bump into him.

Trivia

 * Ed, his driver Sid The Sloth (Ice Age) and John Cena are properly introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Ringo: Homer always pulled the big express. He was proud being the only engine strong enough to do so. It was full of important people. Like John Cena. And Homer was seeing how fast he could go.
 * Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm king of the world!
 * Ringo: He said.
 * Moe, Lenny and Carl: Homer, Homer, he's our guy! Down the tracks, you'll see him fly!
 * Ringo: Sang the coaches. In a minute, Homer could see the tunnel where Ed stood bricked up and lonely.
 * Ed: *sobs* It is not fair. Where's the fruity pebble to let me out?! The evil rain has stopped.
 * Ringo: But Ed didn't know how to ask.
 * Homer (to Moe, Lenny and Carl): Guys, watch me scare Ed.
 * Ringo: Said Homer. He was almost there when.
 * (Steam blows in Marge's face)
 * Marge (in unison): WHOA!
 * Ringo: And there was proud Homer going slower and slower. In a cloud of steam. Marge stopped the train.
 * Homer: What the heck happened?!
 * Ringo: Asked Homer.
 * Homer: I don't feel like king of the world.
 * Marge: You burst your safety valves, Homie. You can't pull the train anymore.
 * Homer: D'oh!
 * Ringo: Said Homer.
 * Homer: And I was having the most glorious day of my life! And now Ed's laughing at me!
 * (Scene goes to Ed laughing goofy)
 * Homer (in unison to Ed laughing): *growls* Why you big--!
 * Ringo: Everyone came to see Homer.
 * John Cena: *annoyed sigh*
 * Ringo: Said John Cena.
 * John Cena: You big trains cause nothing but trouble for me! Send for another train immediately!

Trivia

 * Eddy is properly introduced to the series in this episode.
 * Eddy's driver, Nazz and Timmy's coaches, Cosmo and Wanda are introduced to the series in this episode as well.

Quote 1

 * Timmy: Here are your cars, Eddy.
 * Ringo: said Timmy.
 * Timmy: Have ya prepared any bootlaces with ya?
 * Ringo: And he ran off laughing.
 * Cars: Oh, no!
 * Ringo: cried the cars.
 * Cars: We want a proper engine, not an angry monster!
 * Ringo: Eddy didn't care and started as soon the conductor was ready.
 * Eddy: C'mon! C'mon! Move it ya lil saps! I'll show you who's an "angry monster"!
 * Ringo: he puffed.
 * Cars: WE WON'T!!!! WE WON'T!!!!
 * Ringo: screamed the freight cars, but Eddy didn't care, he just pulled the screeching cars sternly out of the station.

Quotes

 * Timmy: Out of order?! Dead-Gummit! I'm thirsty!
 * Bubbles: Never mind, Timmy.
 * Ringo: Said Bubbles
 * Bubbles: We'll get you a nice drink of water from the river.

Quote 2

 * Ringo: Steam was hissing from his boiler in an alarming way.
 * Bubbles: *screams* There's too much steam!!!!!
 * Ringo: cried Bubbles.
 * Timmy: UGH! It feels like I have shrimp puffs in my boiler!
 * Ringo: cried Timmy.
 * Bubbles: I'm gonna try and get you to the repair yard so that they can help you feel better, sweetie.
 * Ringo: said Bubbles, sweetly.
 * Timmy: *upset stomach groan* The pain.... THE PAIN!!!!! Why can't trains throw up for once?!!!! WHY?!!!! *loud painful groan*
 * Ringo: hissed Timmy.

Quote 3

 * John Cena: Don't you worry, Timmy.
 * Ringo: said John Cena.
 * John Cena: We'll soon get you back to work.
 * Ringo: The Professor climbed aboard Timmy and looked in his tank. Then he climbed down.
 * Professor Utonium: Excuse me, Mr. Cena? Since I am bewildered of what's in that tank, please look inside and tell me what you encounter.
 * John Cena: Let me see.
 * Ringo: said John Cena. He climbed the ladder, looked in Timmy's tank and nearly fell off in surprise.
 * John Cena: Professor,
 * Ringo: he said.
 * John Cena: I think the solution to the problem in this tank is FISH.
 * Timmy: *loud horrified gasp*
 * Professor Utonium: *gasps* Bubbles, how on earth did those fish make their way into Timmy's tank?!
 * Bubbles: Me and Timmy must've fished them out with our bucket by accident. *sad gasps* I was only giving my Timmy Bear a drink. *cries* (in a crying way) The water tower was out of order!
 * Ringo: cried Bubbles.
 * John Cena: *hugs Bubbles to sooth her*
 * John Cena: Awwww... I know it ain't your fault. People make mistakes.
 * Timmy: I can't believe Eddy was right for once and I didn't heed what he said. *painful groan*
 * John Cena: Just calm down, Timmy. We'll fish them out for you. Fish don't suit you and me and the Professor must get them out before you get any worse.
 * Bubbles: Can I help you guys fish them out of my poor Timmypie?
 * John Cena: Of course, Bubbles. Somehow, I'm holding an extra rod but you can have it if you like.
 * Bubbles: Yay!
 * Ringo: So Bubbles, John Cena, and the Professor took turns fishing in Timmy's tank, while John and the Professor were teaching Bubbles how to do it. The Professor and John even held Bubbles to catch her fall if she fell.
 * Bubbles (catching her very first fish): OOO! OOO! This is a fighty one! *catches fish and grunts* I-I-I think I caught one!
 * John Cena: Great job! Roll it up, Bubble Bass Master!
 * Bubbles: *rolls up the fish* *grunts* (in a groaning way) I-I-I think I've caught him!
 * John Cena: and it seems you did! Congratulations, Bubbles! You caught your first fish!
 * Bubbles: Right out of Timmy's tank?! (excitedly) HOORAY! I'm so proud! I helped my honey and that's definitely my dinner tonight, John! *cheers* I can't wait to have it!
 * John Cena: Don't you worry, Bubbles. We're having a picnic supper later to satisfy ourselves. Climb down quickly and I'll take that fish of the hook for you. *Bubbles climbs down and he takes fish of her hook and throws it into a pail next to the ladder.
 * Ringo: When they've caught all the fish, they had a lovely picnic supper of Fish N' Chips.
 * Bubbles (after she took her last bite of fish): Oh my, I feel sorry for eating the cute little fish, but from now on, I'll never eat fish again.... well, for a while at least--*belches* excuse me. *giggles*
 * Ringo: giggled Bubbles, and climbed aboard Timmy.
 * John Cena (after he ate): Mmmm... that was a great meal.
 * Ringo: said John Cena.
 * John Cena: But fish don't suit you, Timmy. So next time, use another water tower if one's out of order.
 * Timmy: *comfortable sigh* I will.
 * Ringo: said Timmy.
 * Timmy: Engines don't go fishing, it ain't comfortable. *story ends*

Trivia

 * Professor Utonium makes his only appearance in the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Ringo: Later, Timmy saw the tractor close by.
 * Martin: Greetings, fellow engine! My name's Martin. I'm currently busy plowing this field.
 * Timmy: My name's Timmy and I'm busy pulling this train. What kind of wheels are those?!
 * Martin: Your very judgement is incorrect. They're called caterpillar treads. They allow me to go anywhere as opposed to your much-needed railroad tracks.
 * Timmy: Pah! I never wanted to go anywhere anyway.
 * Ringo: Said Timmy.
 * Timmy: I'll stick to my tracks, thank you very much.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Martin and Milhouse to the series, but Milhouse isn't named until next episode.

Quotes

 * Ringo: Timmy was waiting at a junction when a bus arrived.
 * Timmy: Hi.
 * Ringo: Said Timmy.
 * Timmy: Who are you?
 * Milhouse (nervously): Uh...I'm Milhouse. W-who are you?
 * Timmy: I'm Timmy! I run this very branchline.
 * Milhouse: Timmy? Oh, yeah! You're the train that got stuck in the snow. I rescued your passengers while my friend, Martin rescued you from the snow! I'm actually here to help with your passengers today! I guess you weren't getting your passengers delivered fast enough? *chuckles*
 * Timmy: Not getting my passengers delivered fast enough?!
 * Ringo: Said Timmy.
 * Timmy: I can 10 times faster than you.
 * Milhouse: Oh, yeah? I can go 50 times as fast as you!
 * Ringo: Said Milhouse.
 * Timmy: I can go 100 times faster than you!
 * Ringo: Huffed Timmy.
 * Milhouse: If you're so sure. Then...uh...W-why don't you race me to see?!!
 * Ringo: Said Milhouse.
 * Timmy: You're on!
 * Ringo: Bubbles, Kirk and the stationmaster agreed to the race going ahead. The stationmaster said...
 * Stationmaster: Are you ready? Go!
 * (Milhouse speeds out of the station.)
 * Ringo: Timmy never could go fast at first. And Milhouse drew in front.
 * (in unison, Timmy puffed out after Milhouse)

Trivia

 * Milhouse is properly introduced in this episode.
 * Kirk Van Houten, Milhouse's driver/father is also introduced to the series in this episode.

Quote 1

 * Homer: You never get the memo, mini little Timmy. We tender engines are very important to the world. But to shunt our own coaches and go onto those filthy sidings, it's... it's... D'OH! It ain't fair to us. *Timmy and Homer puff away with their trains*
 * Ringo: Timmy chuckled and went off with Cosmo and Wanda.
 * Wanda (while leaving with Timmy): Geez, what a big blue jerk!
 * Homer: *loud groan* THIS IS JUST WRONG!!!!
 * Ringo: hissed Homer as he ran backwards to the turntable.

Quote 2

 * Timmy: Hello, Homeboy!
 * Ringo: said Timmy:
 * Timmy: Is it opposite day? No wonder you're going backwards like us tank engines *laughs*
 * Ringo: Homer said nothing. (Eddy passes by with his train) Even Eddy laughed when he saw him.
 * Homer (Timmy leaves station in unison): Watch yourself, shrimp! You never know if you'll stick!
 * Eddy: Who cares?
 * Ringo: chuckled Eddy.
 * Eddy: I ain't fat like you, Homeboy! I'll stick to that table like a quarter stuck to a sidewalk (referring to "One Of Those Eds").
 * Ringo: Eddy soon puffed onto the turntable. He could now swing easily.
 * Ringo: Homer arrived in time to see everything. Eddy turned much too easy. The wind puffed him round like a top. He couldn't stop!
 * Homer: *laughs*
 * Ringo: laughed Homer
 * Homer: What are you up to little Eddy? Are you playing round-a-bouts?

Trivia

 * Bart is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Ringo: Edd had warned Bart.
 * Edd (voice only): Be cautious on the main line, whistle to the signalman so that he could change the switch.
 * Ringo: But Bart didn't remember to whistle, so the busy signalman forgot him. Bart waited and waited. The points were still against him so that he couldn't move, then he looked along the main line.
 * Bart: PEEP!!!! PEEP!!!!
 * Ringo: he whistled in horror for rushing straight towards him... (scene cuts to Homer charging for Bart) was Homer with the express!
 * Kevin: Retreat!!!!
 * Ringo: cried Kevin, but Bart's wheels wouldn't turn quickly!
 * Homer: (Screams) OH MY GOSH! I'M GONNA CRASH! SAVE ME JEBUS!!!!!
 * Ringo: screamed Homer. Bart shut his eyes and waited for the crash!
 * (Homer rolls up to Bart)
 * Ringo: When Bart opened his eyes, he found that Homer had stopped by the buffers a few inches from his own!
 * Homer: What the?! Bart! WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!
 * Ringo: screamed Homer, but suddenly Bart's wheels began to move.
 * Bart: UH-OH! Gotta go!!!! See ya later Homeboy!!!!
 * Ringo: He puffed.

Trivia

 * Kevin (Ed, Edd n Eddy) is introduced in the series as Bart's driver.

Quote 1

 * Ringo: One morning, Ed was feeling very sorry for himself. Sometimes he could pull trains, but sometimes he felt he had no strength at all.
 * Ed: Ed is suffering for I am a lonely number who nobody wants!
 * Eddy: That's a load of loose change, Monobrow! You're as lazy as a bum!

Quotes

 * Ringo: One winter evening, Sid said...
 * Sid: We'll be out early tomorrow. We've got to take the Flying Kipper. Don't tell Homer, but I think if we pull the kipper nicely. John will let us pull the express. The special coal they gave you is working well.
 * Ed: Hooray!
 * Ringo: Cried Ed.
 * Ed: I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS!

Quotes

 * Ringo: Homer was cross.
 * Homer: Why does Ed get a new shape?
 * Ringo: He grumbled.
 * Homer: I'm the important engine here! He goes off laughing his back buffers off to the repairs and comes back saying the stupidest things! IT MAKES ME SICK! And another thing, Ed whistles too much. No engine as respectable as me ever whistles that much or loud at stations. It's no crime, but we just don't do that!
 * Ringo: Poor Ed didn't feel happy anymore.
 * Bart: Forget him.
 * Ringo: Whispered Bart.
 * Bart: It's great to have you home again. I like your whistling.
 * Homer: Goodbye, Ed.
 * Ringo: Called Homer.
 * Homer: It's good to have you back, but remember what I just said.
 * Ringo: Later, Ed stopped at Edd's station.
 * Edd: Good day, Ed!
 * Ringo: Said Edd.
 * Edd: You look most splendid. I was happy to hear your whistle yesterday for the first time in a while.
 * Ed: Aw, thanks, Double D.
 * Ringo: Said Ed.
 * (Whistling heard in the distance)
 * Ed: Shush! Something wicked this way comes.
 * Edd: Why, it sounds like Homer.
 * Ringo: Said Edd.
 * Edd: And it certainly should be Homer, but I've never heard Homer whistle like that.
 * Ringo: It was Homer. He came rushing down the hill at a tremendous rate. He didn't look at Ed and he didn't look at Edd. He screamed straight through the station and disappeared.
 * Edd: Well, I'll be.
 * Ringo: Said Edd.
 * Ed: It is no crime,
 * Ringo: chuckled Ed.
 * Ed: But we just do not...um...GRAVY! *laughs*
 * Ringo: And he told Edd what Homer had said.

Quote 2

 * Ringo: Next day, Ed was enjoying himself enormously.
 * Ed: The air smells like cookies! Yum! Yum! Yum!
 * Larry: Mmm...cookies!
 * Rarity (in unison): Sounds lovely, darling.
 * Bumblebee Man (in unison): Delicioso!
 * Ringo: Said his coaches. Then he saw some boys on a bridge.
 * Ed: Hello, fellow children!
 * (Shattering sounds)
 * Ed: Ouch!
 * Ringo: He called. The boys didn't wave and take his number, they thought it fun to drop stones on him instead.
 * Ace (laughing): I wish I could have seen the look on that stupid train's face!
 * Li'l Arturo: And his coaches must be crying!
 * Big Billy: YEAH! Choo-choo get boo boo!
 * Snake: (snickering): Yessss. Poor ssssuckerssss...
 * Grubber: (blows raspberries)
 * Larry: They broke our glass! Those bullies!
 * Rarity: And just look at my paint. This is a crime against fashion!
 * Bumblebee Man: Ay yi yi! Las piedras eran tan difíciles! (translation: The stones were so hard!)
 * Ringo: The passengers weren't hurt, but they were cross.
 * Passenger: Call the police!
 * Sid: Everyone, relax!
 * Ringo: Said Sid.
 * Sid: Leave it to me and Ed!
 * Passengers: What will you do?
 * Ringo: They asked.
 * Sid: You all can keep a secret, right?
 * Passengers: Yes, yes!
 * Sid: All right, when we next cross this bridge, Ed, here will sneeze at those punk kids.
 * Ed (snickering): Oooo, hoo hoo hoo.
 * Ringo: Lots of people were waiting at the station. They wanted to see what would happen.
 * Sid: All right, everyone. Ed has plenty of ashes. So keep all your windows shut until after we've passed the bridge. I bet Ed's the most excited of all of us. Aren't ya, Ed?
 * Ringo: Ed was feeling more stuffed up than excited.
 * Ed (in unison): I feel funny.
 * Ringo: Soon they could see the boys and they all had stones.
 * Ace: Here they come, guys. Get ready.
 * Sid: All right, Ed. When I say now, sneeze like you've never sneezed before! NOW!
 * Ringo: He said.
 * Ed: AAAAAAHHH-CHOOOOOOO!!!!!
 * Gangreen Gang: (screams as Ed sneezed soot on them)
 * Li'l Arturo: You all look ridiculous!
 * Big Billy: Billy look like a ghost!
 * Grubber: (blows raspberries)
 * Snake: That sssssure backfired on usssss, Ace.
 * Ace: Shut up! (punches Snake)
 * Snake: I means, good prank, Ace.
 * Sid: Way to go, Ed! You showed 'em up!
 * Ringo: Laughed Sid. Ed went home feeling very proud. He had taught Homer and silly boys a lesson with a whistle and a sneeze.

Trivia

 * This episodes marks the only appearance of the Gangreen Gang as the naughty boys in this episode as well as Larry (Veggietales), Rarity (My Little Pony) and Bumblebee Man (The Simpsons) the coaches.

Quotes

 * Ringo: A lady and a man in a casual cap stood on Johnny's platform. He was of course John Cena. But Johnny didn't realize this yet.
 * Max and Emmy: Come on, Mr. Cena!
 * Ringo: Cried the children.
 * Max: Look at the shape of this train!
 * John: That's a tram engine, Max.
 * Ringo: Said John Cena.
 * Emmy: Is it an electric train?
 * Ringo: Asked Emmy.
 * Johnny: HEY! (in unison, he let off steam hard)
 * Ringo: Hissed Johnny.
 * Max: Yikes!
 * Ringo: Said her brother.
 * Max: Don't make him mad!
 * Emmy: But I thought trams WERE electric. Aren't they?
 * John: Mostly they are, but this one's a steam tram.
 * Max and Emmy: Can we ride it, Mr. Cena?! Please?!
 * John: Stop!
 * Ringo: Said John Cena to the conductor. They all scrambled into Plank.
 * (Johnny leaves the station)
 * Max and Emmy (singing) There was a farmer who had a dog and Bingo was his name-o!
 * Ringo: Chanted the children. But Johnny did not sing.
 * Johnny: What are these kids blind?! I'm a steam tram! I've got my eye on them!
 * Ringo: He snorted. He was proud to be a steam tram.
 * John: What's your name?
 * Ringo: Asked John Cena.
 * Johnny: My name's Johnny 2x4! And this here's my buddy, Plank.
 * John: Thanks for the ride, Johnny. We all had fun.
 * Johnny: Wowzers! No Passenger's ever given me a compliment before! Thanks, Cena!
 * Ringo: Said Johnny. He felt better now.
 * Johnny: Now that guy knows how to treat an engine. Not like those two little clowns.

Quote 2

 * Passengers: Good-bye, Johnny.
 * Ringo: Said the passengers afterwards.
 * Passengers: We are sorry your line is closing down.
 * Johnny: You don't know the half of it!
 * Ringo: Said Johnny.
 * (Johnny leaves the station leaving Plank behind.)
 * Johnny: Plank and I are hooped. Nobody wants us.
 * Ringo: Johnny thought. And went unhappily to sleep. Next morning, the shed was flung open. And Johnny woke with a start to see his driver waving a piece of paper at him.
 * Driver and Fireman: Wake up, Johnny!
 * Ringo: They shouted excitedly.
 * Driver: The mail has just arrived and there's a letter for us from the man in the cap. Maybe it's good news!
 * (episode ends)

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Johnny and his coach, Plank to the series.

Quote 1

 * Timmy: *blows his whistle* PEEP! PEEP!
 * Ringo: he whistled.
 * Timmy: Top of the morning, officer!
 * Ringo: Timmy hoped that the new officer would be friendly, too. But he was sorry to see that he didn't look friendly at all. He was red in the face and very cross.
 * Officer Brikowski: Dang-nabbit!
 * Ringo: He spluttered.
 * Brikowski: I was trying to take a nap. I didn't sleep at all last night and suddenly these noisy trains blow their whistles and wake me up!
 * Timmy: Geez, I'm sorry, Sir.
 * Ringo: said Timmy.
 * Timmy: I was only giving you a friendly greeting.
 * Ringo: The policeman pointed to Timmy.
 * Brikowski: You ain't got no cowcatcher!
 * Ringo: said the policeman.
 * Timmy: Uh, duh!? I don't catch cows!
 * Ringo: joked Timmy.
 * Brikowski: You ain't funny! LIke them Powerpuff Girls! Don't even try to make me laugh!
 * Ringo: snapped the policeman.
 * Bubbles (in her head): That's the same officer who tried destroying me and my sisters! Before Buttercup, Blossom and many of my friends were magically turned into engines and other vehicles for this series. Whoops! Foreshadowing future episodes and breaking the fourth wall!...Poor Timmy! *cries in her head*
 * Ringo: He looked at Timmy's wheels.
 * Brikowski: You ain't got any side plates, either!
 * Ringo: And he wrote in his notebook.
 * Brikowski: (reading) Any trains going on a public road must have their wheels covered at all times to prevent people and animals from being dragged under if they stumble onto the line. You haven't so you're a hazard to the society! And you, Bubbles are a major OUTLAW!
 * Bubbles: That's a lie!!!!
 * Ringo: snapped Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Me and my Timmy bear have been along here many times and never had an accident! You don't have any right to tell us different!
 * Timmy: Yeah! You're no police officer! You're a big jerk of a bully!
 * Brikowski: Well that makes it worse for you and your little blue bug you stupid bug-eyed fraidy-puff! Now get back to your job before I arrest ya!
 * Ringo: Snapped the policeman And he wrote "Regular Officer Contradictor" in his book.
 * *Timmy blows his whistle and leaves with his cars & Cosmo and Wanda with Bubbles crying in unison*
 * Ringo: Timmy puffed sadly away.
 * Wanda (while traveling in the scene): *with Cosmo crying in unison* Man, that jerk is a terrible cop! Robert Barone (from "Everybody Loves Raymond") should replace him!
 * Ringo: John Cena was having breakfast. He was eating toast and marmalade. Raybern (butler from "Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius") came in.
 * Rayburn: Pardon me, Mr. Cena. I hate to interrupt when you are trying to consume your breakfast, but your presence is needed on the telephone.
 * John Cena: *growls* Why must that telephone interrupt my most important meal of the day?!
 * Ringo: grumbled Cena.
 * Bubbles chatters on the phone*
 * John Cena: I'm sorry, Raybern. But Timmy and Bubbles are getting bullied by that jerk of a policeman, Officer Brikowski and I must straighten him out.
 * Ringo: At the station, Bubbles told John what had happened.
 * John Cena: "Hazard To The Society"?!
 * Ringo: he spluttered.
 * John Cena: Don't worry, Bubbles. I'll straighten out that bullying tyrant and tie him to that motorcycle of his. (in his own head) even though I would never do a thing like that.
 * Eddy blows his whistle as he goes by with coaches*
 * Ringo: But however much he argued with him it was no good.
 * Brikowski: *starts his motorcyle engine in unison* I ain't changin' no law and there ain't nothin' you and Bubbles the crybaby-puff can do about it! *leaves on his motorcycle*
 * John Cena: *sad sigh* Well, it's no use arguing with policeman, despite that policeman is a lawless bully. I'm sorry Timmy, but.... *sad sigh* I'll have to order a set of cowcatchers and sideplates for you tomorrow.
 * Timmy (in unison, blew his whistle): You can't! Everybody will laugh at me and think I'm some kind of tram!
 * Ringo: John Cena stared.... then he laughed!
 * John Cena: Timmy, you just gave me the ultimate idea! Why didn't I think of this before?! We NEED a tram engine to have that verbally-abusive Brikowski fired and arrested!
 * Bubbles: Yay! You helped with a solution to our problem! I'm so proud of you, Timmy Bear! *kisses Timmy*
 * John Cena: You want to know something, you two?
 * Timmy & Bubbles: Yes, Mr. Cena?
 * John Cena: While I was on my holiday with Ms. Bellum and Max and Emmy, I've met a little tram engine, named Johnny 2X4 and his coach, named Plank. They work in the farms and fields, but the trucks and buses are cutting them too much slack and they need a major change.

Quote 2

 * John Cena: Good engine.
 * Ringo: Said John Cena
 * John Cena: I see you've brought your coach, Plank.
 * Johnny: You don't mind, right, Mr. Cena? That Stationmaster wanted to use my buddy as a henhouse and I said "No way, Jose!"
 * John Cena: No way indeed!
 * Ringo: Said John Cena
 * John Cena: We'd never allow that.
 * Ringo: Johnny made the silly cars behave even better than Timmy did.
 * Johnny: Brikowski! What'cha doin'?!
 * Brikowski: Quit botherin' me!!!!
 * Johnny: Why?
 * Brikowski: Cause you're a noisy pest!
 * Johnny: Why?
 * Brikowski: Cause you're a stupid imbecile--!
 * Police Chief (as in the PPG episode "Cop Out"): Officer Brikowski, you are under arrest!
 * Brikowski (while being handcuffed): *growls* Once again, I'm a good cop gotten bad.
 * Ringo: But he was a bad cop gotten worse.
 * Johnny (in unison): *laughs*
 * Ringo: At first Timmy was jealous. But he was so pleased when Johnny bothered the policeman enough to expose him as the unqualified officer he is, they became firm friends ever since.
 * Timmy and Bubbles: And we're glad that bully is in jail for life! *story ends*

Trivia

 * This marks Officer Brikowski's (PPG) only appearance in the series as the spiteful policeman.

Quotes

 * Ringo: Johnny and Plank are enjoying their new job on the Island of Sodor. But they do look old-fashioned and need new paint. Eddy was very rude whenever he saw them.
 * Eddy: Geez, Johnny, do you ever take a bath?!
 * Ringo: At last Johnny lost patience.
 * Johnny: Say, Eddy?
 * RIngo: He asked.
 * Johnny: Why are you so red?
 * Eddy: What are you talking about?! I only got a couple lines of red on my boiler! But nobody can top my coat of paint!
 * Johnny: Gee,
 * Ringo: Said Johnny
 * Johnny: Plank sure thought you looked redder than that when you needed a pair of laces to help pull your coaches! *laughs*
 * Ringo: Eddy went redder than ever and snorted off. It was such an insult to be reminded of the time a bootlace had been used to mend a hole in one of his coaches.

Quotes

 * Ringo: Homer was resting in a siding.
 * Homer: Ahhh...I love these lazy Saturdays. Just me left to sleep with nobody to bother me.
 * Marge: It's Wednesday, Homer.
 * Homer: Same thing...
 * (Ed enters the scene)
 * Ed: Choo, choo, choo, choo! Hello, Lazy-pants!
 * Ringo: Whistled Ed
 * Homer: Why, you BIG-! That Ed was built too big for his wheels. (in unison, Ed left with his train) How dare he speak to somebody like me like that?! Never in my life have I had an accident.
 * Bart: Hey, dad. Aren't jammed whistles and burst valves accidents?
 * Ringo: Teased Bart.
 * Homer: PFFT! Yeah, right! Those are common things that happen to all engines. But I've yet to come off the tracks like Ed. *chuckles*
 * Ringo: Then it was Ed's turn to take the express. Homer watched him getting ready.
 * Homer: Careful with my coaches, Ed. This isn't like pulling that kipper train. And watch where you puff on the tracks.
 * Ed: Haven't a clue what you just said! (in unison, he backed up to the coaches)
 * Ringo: Ed went off laughing and Homer yawned and went to sleep. But not for long.
 * Marge: Wake up, Homey! A train's coming and they need us to pull it.
 * Homer: *groan* Please tell me it's coaches!
 * Marge: No, it's cars.
 * Homer: CARS?! D'OH!
 * Ringo: Homer's fire was slow to start so Edd had to push Homer to the turntable to get him facing the right way. (in unison, Edd buffered up to the back of Homer)
 * *While Edd was pushing Homer*
 * Homer: *loud groan* I'll not pull that stupid train! Stop pushing me to that lousy turntable!
 * Ringo: grumbled Homer.
 * Edd: Don't be so silly and stubborn, Homer.
 * Ringo: puffed Edd.

Quote 2

 * Ringo: He moved slowly forward to jam the table, but he couldn't stop himself and slithered into a ditch.
 * Homer: *screaming* HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!! I'M GONNA DROWN!!!!
 * Marge: No you aren't. You're just stuck, you big klutz. This wouldn't have happened if you had cooperated with your job!
 * Ringo: She telephoned John Cena.
 * John: I see. So Homer didn't want to take the special train and ran into a ditch? (Marge chatters on the phone.) What was that? The special's waiting? Tell Edd to take it please and Homer? Don't worry, we'll get him out later, I ain't got time to bust his boiler now.
 * Ringo: On the other side of the ditch some little boys were chattering.
 * Brick: Hey, guys, check this out!
 * Butch: *chuckling* This is hilarious!
 * Boomer (to Homer): Boy, do you look dumb!
 * Ringo: They began to sing.
 * Rowdyruff Boys: A STUPID BIG TRAIN FELL IN A DITCH! FELL IN A DITCH! FELL IN A DITCH! A STUPID BIG TRAIN FELL IN A DITCH ALL ON A WEDNESDAY MORNING!
 * Ringo: Homer lay in the ditch all day.
 * Homer: *groan* What's the use? I'm never getting out of here.
 * (Scene fades to night)
 * Ringo: But that evening, they lifted Homer and made a road of sleepers under his wheels to keep him from the mud. (in unison, Eddy blew his whistle). Strong ropes were fastened to his backend and Eddy and Ed pulling hard managed to bring him to safety.
 * Eddy: I'd hate to do this for a living.
 * (Homer is slowly pulled out of the ditch)
 * (Homer rolls into the shed)
 * Ringo: Late that night, Homer crawled home. A sadder and wiser engine.

Quotes

 * Timmy: UGH!
 * Ringo: Remarked Timmy.
 * Timmy: What reeks?! Cosmo, do you smell that?
 * Cosmo: The smell of fresh air? You bet!
 * Ringo: Said Cosmo.
 * Timmy: No, a funky sort of smell.
 * Ringo: Said Timmy.
 * Homer: Don't look at me!
 * Ringo: Grunted Homer.
 * Homer: It's gotta be coming from you!
 * Ringo: Not long ago, he had fallen into a dirty ditch. Timmy enjoyed teasing him about it.
 * Timmy: Wait! Cosmo, Wanda, I just figured it out! It's the smell of dirty ditch water!
 * Ringo: Before Homer could reply. (in unison, Timmy buffered up to his coaches) Timmy puffed away. Cosmo and Wanda could hardly believe their ears.
 * Wanda: Timmy, I hope you're going to apologize when you next see Homer!
 * Cosmo: Yeah! It's not nice to make fun of your friends!
 * Timmy: What are you talking about? I don't make fun of my friends!
 * Ringo: Then to Timmy they said...
 * Wanda: You make us feel bad sometimes to be your coaches!
 * Cosmo: I don't feel anything, but YOU ARE SO RUDE! I'm ashamed! (Cries)
 * Ringo: But Timmy didn't care a bit.
 * Timmy: Ha ha ha! What a laugh! Comedy gold!
 * Ringo: He felt very pleased with himself. Cosmo and Wanda were deeply shocked. They had great respect for Homer the big engine.

Quote 2

 * Timmy: Ha! Stupid board!
 * Ringo: Thought Timmy. He had often tried to pass it, but had never succeeded. But this morning he had made a plan.
 * Bubbles: I'm going to turn the switch now, Timmy Bear. Stay there.
 * Timmy (in his mind): It's go time!
 * Ringo: Thought Timmy. Bumping the cars fiercely, he luckily made Bubbles jump out of the way and followed them far behind.
 * Bubbles; Timmy! Where are you going?! Come back!
 * Ringo: Yelled Bubbles.
 * (Timmy screamed as he fell down the mine.)
 * Timmy: Augh! Fire and smoke! What was I thinking?! Crud! I just realized I'm stuck!
 * Ringo: And he was.
 * Timmy: Oh man. I just hope HE doesn't see what a stupid engine I am!
 * John: You're a naughty one at that too! I saw everything!
 * Timmy (with tears in his eyes): Please, Mr. Cena! Get me outta this thing! I promise I won't do anything like this again!!
 * John: I don't know, Timmy. There's no way I can use a crane. The ground isn't firm enough. Now let me think...I bet Homer could pull you out!
 * Timmy(still with tear-filled eyes): Yes, Mr. Cena! Anyone! Please!
 * Ringo: But he didn't want to meet Homer just yet.
 * (scene fades to Homer running down the track with a line of cable.)
 * Homer: Timmy fell down the mine?! *laughs*
 * Ringo: Chuckled Homer.
 * Homer: That's a good one!
 * Marge: It's no joke or even a mistake this time, Homer!
 * Homer: Oh, right.
 * (Then they arrived at the mine.)
 * Homer: I'll save you, Timmy! You'll be just fine!
 * Ringo: Strong cables were fastened between the two engines.
 * John: Alright. Are you both ready?
 * Timmy and Homer: Yes!
 * John: Then heave!
 * (Homer pulled Timmy while straining.)
 * Ringo: It was a lot harder than they all thought, but at last Timmy was free.
 * Timmy: Thanks, Homer! I'm sorry I was such a jerk.
 * Ringo: Said Timmy.
 * Homer: Ah, I'm used to it.
 * Ringo: Said Homer.
 * Homer: I have to put up with wisecracks from Bart all the time!
 * Timmy: I guess I have to cut you some slack sometime.
 * Ringo: Said Timmy.
 * Homer: Thanks, Timmy. Much appreciated. Let's both agree to help each other out when we need to. Deal?
 * Timmy: Deal!
 * Ringo: Agreed Timmy
 * Homer: (buffers up to Timmy) Woo-hoo! Then it's settled!
 * Ringo: Said Homer. And buffer-to-buffer, the allies puffed home.
 * (Homer blows his whistle)
 * (And then Timmy blew his)
 * (The two puffed out of the mine as the episode ended.)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 1 Finale

Quote 1

 * George: A large hover was filling his cars full of coal. Timmy was still being cheeky.
 * Timmy: Watch your big butt!
 * George: he warned.
 * Timmy: Beware of those filthy cars!
 * Freight Cars: GO ON! GO ON!
 * George: muttered the cars.
 * Timmy: And by the way, those buffers ain't looking so safe to me!
 * *Bart bashes through buffers*
 * George: The last load poured down.
 * Timmy: *coughing* Hey! What are you doing?! GET ME OUTTA HERE! *coal pours on Timmy* DON'T JUST SIT THERE, YOU LITTLE-! *another load of coal pours on Timmy*
 * George: Bart was worried, bit he couldn't help laughing. Timmy's smart pink paint was covered in coal dust from smokebox to bunker.
 * Bart: *laughs hysterically* You ain't looking like a smart blue engine, now Timmy. You look like a loser!
 * George: laughed Bart.
 * Timmy: I'm NOT a loser!
 * George: choked Timmy.
 * Timmy: That was deliberate! Get me outta here before I tell Mr. Cena what you did to me!
 * *scene cuts to wash down*

Quote 2

 * George: Next morning, Timmy was being more cheerful as he watched Bart back in with some freight cars. The cars were heavy and Bart was tired.
 * Kevin: Have a drink, Bart.
 * George: said Kevin.
 * Kevin: Then you'll feel like yourself again.
 * George: The water column stood on a siding with the unsafe buffers.
 * Bart: *suddenly moves without Kevin* What-- What's goin' on, man?!
 * George: Suddenly, Bart found that he couldn't stop. The buffers didn't stop him either!
 * Bart: Oh man! Somebody HEEEELLLLP!!
 * George: cried Bart.
 * Bart: *screams as he slide into the coal*
 * George: The buffers were broken and Bart was wheel-deep in coal. It was time for Timmy to leave, he had seen everything.
 * Timmy: Now Bart learned HIS lesson like he should! *laughs*
 * George: he chuckled to himself.

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 2.

Quotes

 * Edd: Oh, those rapscallions of cars! Why ever can't they come quietly?!
 * George: He was at the next station before he or Lisa realized what had happened. When Homer and Ed heard about the accident they laughed and boasted.
 * Homer: *laughing* You let cows break your train!
 * Ed: *laughing* Yeah! It's usually me!
 * Homer: They'd never do that to engines like us! We'd show 'em up!
 * George: Johnny was cross.
 * Johnny: You guys think you're so smart?! You guys are just a bunch of bluffers! I don't blame ya' Edd. These clowns have never even met cows. Plank and I have and we know the trouble they are.

Quotes

 * Edd: Hello.
 * George: Said Edd.
 * Edd: You don't appear to be broken and rusty. What exactly are you doing here?
 * Chester: I'm Chester, they're going to break me up next week.
 * Edd: Goodness! What a dear shame.
 * George: said Edd.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Chester McBadbat to the series.

Quotes

 * George: One day Eddy had to wait at the station till Edd and his train came in. This made him cross.
 * Eddy: You're late again, Sockhead!
 * George: Edd laughed and Eddy fumed away. After Eddy had finished his work he went back to yard and puffed onto the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
 * Eddy: That Old Iron Sockhead's pathetic!
 * George: He grumbled to the others.
 * Eddy: He clanks like there's a bunch of loose change in his water tank! And he's so slow, he makes Baldy look like Homeboy!
 * George: Timmy and Bart were indignant.
 * Bart: Hey, lay off Old Iron Edd! He ain't slow!
 * Timmy: Yeah, he could beat you in a race any day!
 * Eddy: Oh? Is that so?! That'll be the day! (backs into the shed)

Quotes

 * George: Bart works in the yard at the Big Station. He loves playing jokes, but they can get him into trouble. One morning, he was very cheeky indeed.
 * Bart: Wake up, Homeboy! The train's ready and a famous donut maker is getting on board!
 * George: Homer thought he was late.
 * Homer (in unison): What the-?!
 * Bart: (laughing)
 * George: Laughed Bart and showed him a train of dirty coal cars. Homer thought how to get back at Bart for teasing him.
 * Homer: Why that little-...!
 * George: Next it was Eddy's turn.
 * Bart: Hey, Eddy, Cena says to stay in the shed today. He'll give you a big job that'll make your dreams come true!
 * Eddy: I'M GONNA BE RICH! About time Cena saw things my way. He wants me to be the most important train in the world.
 * (Bart exits the scene)
 * George: Nazz could not make him move. The other engines grumbled dreadfully. They had to do Eddy's work as well as his own. At last the inspector arrived.
 * Inspector: Show a wheel, Eddy. You can't stay here all day!
 * Eddy: Cry me a river. Cena told me to stay here. Brat said he said so himself.
 * Inspector: He did not. How could he? He's away for a week!
 * Eddy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! GRRRR...! WHERE IS THAT TWO-TIMING SQUIRT?! (leaves shed)
 * George: Bart had wisely disappeared. When John Cena came back he was cross with Eddy and Bart for causing so much trouble. But the very next day, Bart was still being cheeky.

Quotes

 * George: The new engine arrived.
 * (Spongebob rolls backwards and stops)
 * John Cena: What's your name?
 * George: Asked John Cena
 * Spongebob: Bob! Reporting for duty. Well, actually, I'm usually called "Spongebob". They call me a softie, despite I'm made of metal, but I like "Spongebob" better than "Bob."
 * John Cena: Good. So Spongebob your name shall be.
 * (Bart enters the scene and Timmy cameos pulling red coaches and blew his whistle)
 * John Cena: Here, Bart. Show Spongebob around.
 * George: The two engines went off together. Soon they were very busy.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Spongebob to the series.

Quotes

 * Bart: Hey, dude!
 * George: Said Bart
 * Bart: Who are you?
 * Tails: I'm Tails.
 * George: Said the helicopter.
 * Tails: Who are you?
 * Bart: I'm Bart. Man, those are some twirly arms you've got.
 * Tails: They're nice arms. I can hover like my heroes. Don't you wish you could hover?
 * Bart: No way! I'll stay on my tracks.
 * Tails: I think railways are slow.
 * George: Said Tails
 * Tails: You can't get around in a train as fast in a helicopter.
 * George: He whirred his arms and buzzed away.

Quote 2

 * Bart: Aw, great.
 * George: Groaned Bart.
 * Bart: I just know we lost.
 * George: Kevin scrabbled to the cab roof.
 * Kevin: No, we didn't! We won, dude! That Tails helicopter's still in the air. He's looking for a place to land.
 * (Tails lands)
 * Kevin: Hey, Bart.
 * George: Said Kevin.
 * Kevin: Normally, I wouldn't do this unless with friends, but...I just came up with a song for you. (singing) A helicopter named Tails said my man, Bart was slow. Our railway's dated and has no potential at all! But Bart, his cars and I broke the record time and...We beat Tails on our own branchline!
 * George: Bart loved it.
 * Bart: Wow! That was awesome man!
 * George: He said. He liked the last line best of all and was a very happy engine.

Trivia

 * Tails is introduced in this episode.

Quotes

 * George: Timmy the Tank Engine was feeling ill. The workmen had tried to make him better. But it was no use.
 * John: Edd will have to take you to the works.
 * George: Said John Cena. Timmy felt very miserable. Then, John Cena spoke to Spongebob.
 * John: Spongebob, I want you to help Bart and Johnny while Timmy is away.
 * George: Spongebob was delighted.
 * Spongebob: Yes, sir!

Quote 2

 * Timmy: Won't be long now.
 * George: He thought. As he saw Ed slowly approaching. But Timmy's brakes were not on. And suddenly, he felt his wheels begin to move. He tried to stop, but he couldn't without Bubbles. He tried to whistle a warning, but he couldn't do that either. The conductor, Bubbles and the passengers were all stranded on the platform.
 * Bubbles: My poor Timmy Bear!
 * Cosmo: WHEEEEEE!!!
 * Wanda (in unison): HELP! HEEEELLLPP!!
 * George: Shrieked Wanda. But Timmy with plenty of steam kept on going. The alarm went down the line.
 * Signal Man: Stop the runaway!
 * George: There, ready for action was Tails the Helicopter. The inspector had made a plan and together they took off into the sky. At last Timmy was tiring.
 * Timmy (panting): Can't...go on. I need...to...stop...
 * George: As they neared the next station, they saw Tails land. They entered the platform slowly enough for the inspector to act. Judging his moment, the inspector scrambled into the cab and screwed the brakes on. At last, Timmy stopped. Both he and the inspector were very relieved. Then they thanked Tails.
 * Tails: It was no problem at all. I'm always happy to help.
 * Inspector: Timmy,
 * George: Remarked the Inspector.
 * Inspector: We must never let this happen again.
 * George: Wearily, Timmy agreed with him.
 * Timmy (weary): It never should...

Quote 1

 * Bart: It was raining like heck! Water swirled under my boiler. I couldn't see where I was going, but I battled my way through.
 * Bloo: Wow, Bart! You are like totally epic!
 * Bart: Ah, it was nothing. Water's nothing to an engine with guts.
 * Snap: Tell us more, Bucko.
 * Ed: Hey, what are you engines doing here?
 * George: hissed Ed.
 * Ed: You aren't engines of the fruity pebble! Leave shed! Go now!
 * (Snap and Bloo leave)
 * Bart: Hey, man. What's your problem?
 * George: Bart had been enjoying himself.
 * Ed: The number you are dialing is not in service. Water is nothing, but the soap is evil, Bart!
 * Bart: Pah! I ain't afraid of no water, I like it.
 * George: He ran off to the harbor singing.
 * Bart (singing): Once an idiot attached to a train was afraid of a few drops of rain!
 * Ed: Boy, everyone sure likes the story of when I, Ed was afraid to melt from the rain.
 * George: Said Ed.

Quote 2

 * Bart: One day,
 * George: Bart whispered to the cars.
 * Bart: Will you wail on me when we get to the quay?
 * George: The cars had never been asked to bump an engine before. They giggled and chattered about it.
 * Bart: And luckily, Kevin doesn't know my plan. Mwhahahahaha.....
 * George: whispered Bart.
 * Freight cars: ON! ON! ON!
 * George: laughed the cars. Bart thought they were helping.
 * Bart: What I'll do is pretend to stop and you guys push me past that sign and then I'll make ya' stop. I can do whatever I want!
 * George: Every wise engine knows that you cannot trust freight cars.
 * Freight cars: Go ON!!!! GO ON!!!!
 * George: they yelled and bumped Bart's driver and fireman off the footplate.
 * Bart: Ow! Hey, man! What are you doing-?!
 * George: screamed Bart, sliding past the board. Bart was frantic!
 * Bart: ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!! *Bart plunges into the sea*
 * George: Bart was sunk.
 * John Cena (seriously): I'm very disappointed in you, Mr. Bart.
 * George: Bart knew that voice.
 * Bart: Please don't kill me, Mr. Cena. The cars-they did it! Please get me out!
 * John Cena: No can do, Bart. We ain't doin' that till high-tide I'll bet that'll teach you to take excellent care of yourself, Mr.
 * Bart (sadly): Yes, man!

Quote 3

 * George: Next day, he was sent to the works on Ed's freight train.
 * Bart (to himself): Oh man, this is gonna be embarrassing like heck!
 * Ed: *laughs* Well, mister!
 * George: chuckled Ed.
 * Ed: Did you melt in the water?!
 * Bart: No man, that's stupid.
 * Ed: I am surprised little Bart. I'm afraid that you'll melt in the water and hopefully you won't again next time, little buddy!!!!
 * Ed: *blows his whistle, pulls out and laughs*
 * George (in unison to Ed laughing): Bart hoped that there wouldn't be a "next time."

Trivia

 * This episode marks the first appearances of Snap and Bloo, but they are not properly named until "The Diseasel".

Quotes

 * George: The engines were glad when a visitor came. He purred smoothly towards them. John Cena introduced him.
 * John Cena: This is Plankton. I've agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Spongebob.
 * Plankton: Good morning.
 * George: Purred Plankton in an oily voice.
 * Plankton: Nice to meet you, Spongebob. Is that Eddy? (Eddy blows his whistle) And Ed? (Ed blows his whistle) And Homer too? (Homer blows his whistle twice) What a pleasure to meet such famous engines. (in his mind) Even though I hate those stupid barnacle heads of engines.
 * (Spongebob leaves the shed and Plankton then followed)
 * George: The silly engines were flattered.
 * Bart: What a swell guy.
 * Eddy: He's got good tastes.
 * Ed: Do you think he likes buttered toast?
 * Homer: Mmmm....toast.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Plankton to the series.

Quote 1

 * George: Plankton hated Spongebob. He wanted him to be sent away so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Spongebob. Next day, he spoke to the cars.
 * Plankton: I hear you like cruel sick jokes, and as much as I like cruel sick jokes, I'll tell you a joke that will make Spongedupe look like a fool! I'll whisper these to you. Don't tell the others I told you this.
 * *sinister laugh*
 * George: And he snickered away.
 * Freight Cars: HAW HAW HAW!
 * George: guffawed the cars.
 * Freight Cars: Homer will be cross with Spongebob when he knows. Let's tell him and pay Spongebob back for bumping us!
 * George: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by.

Quote 2

 * George: John Cena came to stop the noise.
 * Homer: Spongebob called me a speeding hot dog!
 * George: grunted Homer.
 * Eddy: Mega-mouth horse-head!
 * George: hissed Eddy.
 * Ed: I'm evil soap!!!!
 * George: fumed Ed.
 * John Cena: Well, Spongebob? What do you have to say for yourself?
 * George: Spongebob considered.
 * Spongebob: I only wish, Mr. Cena,
 * George: said Spongebob, gravely.
 * Spongebob: That those things I said were true. I wouldn't talk about the engines like that.
 * John Cena: (clears his throat)
 * Homer, Eddy, & Ed: He made the cars laugh at us!
 * George: accused the engines. John Cena recovered. He'd been trying not to laugh himself.
 * John Cena: Did you, Spongebob?
 * Spongebob: No, Sir I haven't! Nobody would be as salty and evil as that!
 * George: Plankton lurked up.
 * John Cena: All right, Plankton, you heard what Spongebob said.
 * Plankton: Why, Mr. Cena. I just don't understand. To think that Spongebob of all engines would do such a thing. I'm horribly surprised, Mr. Cena. But I know nothing of why he did it.
 * John Cena: I see...
 * George: Said John Cena. Plankton squirmed and hoped he didn't.
 * John Cena: I'm sorry, Spongebob. But you must go to Edd's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see you.
 * Spongebob (tearing up): As you wish, Mr. Cena.
 * George: Spongebob trundled sadly away. (in unison, Spongebob cried as he left). While Plankton smirked with triumph. (In unison, Plankton snickered evilly)

Quote 1

 * Spongebob (crying): It's not fair!
 * George: He complained.
 * Spongebob (with tears in his eyes): Plankton's been telling lies about me and made Mr. Cena and all the engines think I'm a dirty engine!
 * George: Edd smiled
 * Edd: There, there. I believe you. I know you most certainly aren't and so does Mr. Cena. You await what happens. In the meantime, perhaps you could lend me some assistance with these cars?
 * George: Spongebob felt happier with Edd and set to work at once. The cars were silly, heavy and noisy. The two engines had to work hard pushing and pulling all afternoon. At last they reached the top of the hill.
 * Spongebob: Goodbye!
 * George: Whistled Spongebob and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line. Spongebob loves coasting down the hill running easily with the wind whistling past. Suddenly...
 * (Conductor's whistle goes off)
 * George: It was a conductor's warning whistle.
 * Freight Cars: HURRAH! HURRAH! HURRAH!
 * George: Laughed the cars.
 * Freight Cars: We've broken away! We've broken away! Chase him! Bump him! Throw him off the rails!
 * George: They yelled.
 * Sandy: Get along, Spongebob! Get along!
 * George: Cried Sandy. They raced through Edd's station, but the cars were catching up.
 * Sandy: Faster Spongebob! They're catching up to us like cowboys and Indian punks!
 * George: Sandy was gaining control.
 * Sandy: Another clear mile and we're home free!
 * Spongebob: *encounters Eddy's train the distance* FLAPPIN' FLOTSAM!!!! WHAT'S THAT?!!!!!!
 * George: Eddy was just pulling out on their line from the station ahead. Any minute, there could be a crash!
 * Sandy: You can stop those cowpunks, Spongebob!!!!
 * Sandy: cried Sandy.
 * George: Spongebob put every ounce of weight and steam against the cars!
 * Spongebob: I CAN'T LOOK!!!!! I CAN'T LOOK!!!!!
 * George: Spongebob groaned. He veered into a siding where a barber was setting up shop. He was shaving a customer.
 * Spongebob: *screams as he crashes into the barber shop*
 * *scene fades into Spongebob inside the barber shop*
 * Spongebob: Whew! Glad that's over.
 * scene fades back to the wreckage*
 * George: The silly freight cars knocked their conductor off his van and left him far behind after he had whistled the warning. But the cars didn't care, they were feeling very pleased with themselves.
 * Spongebob: I'm sorry, Mr. Barber. Excuse my intrusion and I'm sorry to interrupt your shave, Kevin.
 * Spongebob: apologized Spongebob.
 * Rolf: Rolf refuses to forgive!
 * George: fumed Rolf.
 * Rolf: You frightened Rolf's customers, and they almost formed a stampede!
 * Kevin (voice only): We're people Rolf, not animals.
 * Rolf: *growls* Whatever you call it, you will now feel the wrath of Rolf as I use this what do you say, shaving cream?
 * George: and he lathered Spongebob's face all over. Poor Spongebob. Timmy was helping to pull the cars away when John Cena came in.
 * Rolf: Rolf doesn't enjoy your trains tearing apart Rolf's walls!
 * George: Rolf shouted at Cena.
 * John Cena: Whoa, calm down, Rolf. I really do understand how you feel, but you must realize that this engine and his driver had prevented a major accident. It was a very close um.... shave.
 * Rolf: Rolf now has great sympathy for the poor engine. Rolf must wash the cream off his face! *runs to the sink*
 * George: He filled a basin of water to wash Spongebob's face. *in unison Rolf filled the basin with water and tossed the water onto Spongebob's face*

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Spongebob's driver, Sandy Cheeks to the series.
 * This is Rolf's only appearance in the series as the barber.

Quotes

 * George: Timmy grew crosser and crosser.
 * Timmy: Time's being wasted!
 * George: He grumbled.
 * Timmy: Why do I always have to keep my passengers waiting while Ed and Eddy screw around all day on the viadcut?!
 * Ed: Hey! Slow down there, partner!
 * George: Snorted Ed.
 * Ed: It may be days before it is safe to cross the violent deck, as we may be the last choo-choos standing to rescue any surviving passengers! What do you think of that, young man?
 * Timmy: I think it's the stupidest thing I've heard all day from you for one!
 * George: Retorted Timmy. He hurried away before Ed could answer. Milhouse was impatient too. He was time to arrive just after Timmy. His passengers found that instead of going straight from the bus to their train. They were kept waiting until Timmy arrived. Soon Milhouse grew cross with Timmy.
 * Milhouse (to himself): He's late again. Thanks for nothing, Timmy.
 * George: He remarked. As Timmy panted wearily in.

Quote 1

 * Piero: You a bunch of the nuisance!
 * George: said Piero.
 * Piero: I want-a-to leave you behind!
 * Reggie: You can't!
 * George: said Reggie.
 * Reggie: I am as important to this railway as you trains are.
 * Piero: You no make-a the benefits for-a this railway!!!!
 * George: Piero burst out.
 * Piero: Whah you are is-a-the screeching of-a-the little crybaby when I done-a-with you! Spite Ignazio, would ya?! Why you no take-a-this you bully?!!!! *charges for Reggie and gives him a forceful shove"
 * Reggie: YEOW!!!! WAAAAHHH!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!
 * George: cried Reggie.
 * Piero: You get more if-a-you disturb Ignazio!
 * George: Reggie behaved better after that...... until one day Piero had an accident.

Quote 2

 * Ignazio: Anyone think that Eddy had-a-the-accident on purpose! I hear someone strike-a-the tar-wagons once.
 * Eddy (annoyed): Awwww, shut up!!!!
 * George: burst out Eddy.
 * Eddy: It ain't my fault those stupid cars pushed me like the back-stabbing jerks they-
 * Ignazio: Well, well, well,
 * George: interrupted Ignazio.
 * Ignazio: Surely it no you break-a-the-tar wagons? You no say! You no even tell-a-me!
 * George: Eddy didn't say. He slouched sulkily away.

Trivia

 * This is Reggie Bullnerd's only appearance in the series as the Spiteful Breakvan.

Quote 1

 * George: They charged it and was backing for another try when....
 * Ed (muffled / voice only): HEEELP!!!! I'M STUCK!!!!
 * Piero: Oh, dio mio, Ignazio! Ed is stuck in-a-the-snow!
 * Ignazio: You no worry you-self, Eddie boy!!!! We rescue you in no time with-a-the-breakdown train!!!!
 * George: Ed was very grateful. He saw all was not well. The friends were looking glum. They told them John Cena was making a decision.
 * Piero and Ignazio: He send-a-the-both of us away for sure!
 * Bart: That really stinks.
 * George: said Bart.
 * Homer: All that nonsense over a broken signalbox?!
 * George: Grumbled Homer.
 * Eddy: Hey, at least Ignazio got rid of Reggie the loudmouth brakevan!
 * George: Put in Eddy.
 * Eddy: He was cramping my style!
 * Ed: I, Ed would've been a goner if they hadn't helped me from the evil frost!
 * George: Added Ed
 * Ed: Not fair my new buddies are leaving! *sobs*
 * George: They all agreed that something must be done, but none knew what. Bart decided to talk to Edd.
 * Edd: My advice to you...
 * George: Said Edd
 * Edd: Is that you require a deputation.
 * George: He explained what that was. Bart ran back quickly.
 * Bart: Double-D says we need a deep Playstation!
 * Homer: A what?!
 * George: Asked Homer.
 * Homer: What the heck is-
 * Ed: OOH! OOH! Let me, Homer! What is a...deaf proposal?
 * George: Asked Ed.
 * Bart: Apparently it's when us, trains tell Mr. Cena something's wrong.
 * George: Said Bart.
 * Spongebob: Did you say tell John Cena?!
 * George: Asked Spongebob thoughtfully. There was a long silence.

Quotes

 * George: Later he boasted to the others.
 * Timmy: Bubbles says I don't need her now.
 * Bart: Don't be nuts!
 * George: Snorted Bart.
 * Johnny: I'd never go without my driver.
 * George: Said Johnny earnestly.
 * Johnny: Plank and I'd freak out!
 * Timmy: Ha!
 * George: Boasted Timmy.
 * Timmy: I ain't scared!
 * Johnny: You'd never do it.
 * Timmy: I would too. Just you wait and see!

Quote 2

 * George: The stationmaster was about to have breakfast.
 * Timmy: Crud! Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I wasn't- (short pause) Oh, yeah. CRUUUUUUUUUD!
 * George: cried Timmy and shut his eyes.
 * *Timmy crashes into the house*
 * George: The house rocked, broken glass tinkled, plaster was everywhere. Timmy had collected a bush on his travels. He peered into the room through its leaves. He couldn't speak. The stationmaster was furious! His wife picked up her plate.
 * Waxelplax: Turner, you miserable engine!
 * George: She scolded.
 * Waxelplax: Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now I shall have to cook some more! If you were still a little kid, I'd give you detention by now!
 * George: She banged the door. More plaster fell. This time, it fell on Timmy. Timmy felt depressed.
 * Timmy: Oh, why didn't I listen to my friends?! Why?!
 * George: Workmen propped up the house with strong poles, and laid rails through the garden.
 * *Piero and Ignazio arrive at the scene*
 * George: Then the 2 Italian engines, Piero and Ignazio arrived.
 * Piero: You no worry, Timothy!
 * Ignazio: We have you back on-a-the-rails!
 * George: They laughed.
 * Timmy: Man, am I glad to see-...Actually I didn't want anyone to see me like this.

Quote 3

 * George: There was worse to come.
 * John Cena (seriously): You are in so much trouble, Mr. Timmy.
 * George: scolded John Cena.
 * Timmy (muffled): I know, Mr. Cena. I'm sorry, Mr. Cena. I totally deserved this.
 * John Cena: You'll go to the works now and get your broken and torn up parts mended. I'm afraid it'll be a long job.
 * Timmy: Yes, Mr. Cena, sir!
 * John Cena: Meanwhile, a diesel railcar will do your jobs.
 * Timmy: W-w-w-what?! Did you just say a diesel railcar?! *in his mind* I sure hope it isn't who I think it is (referring to and foreshadowing Trixie appearing in the next episode)
 * George: Timmy spluttered.
 * John Cena: Yes, Timmy. Diesels always stay in their sheds till they are wanted and they never scamper off to breakfast in stationmasters' houses.
 * Timmy: Ain't that the truth? (story ends)

Trivia

 * Principal Waxelplax (from "Fairly Odd Parents") makes her only appearance in the series as the stationmaster's wife.

Quote 1

 * Trixie: This is better,
 * George: Said Trixie.
 * Trixie: But what on earth is that filth?
 * George: The "filth" turned out to be Cosmo, Wanda and Plank who were most offended.
 * Cosmo (tearing up): Filth?! I thought I was the cleanest coach in the world!
 * Wanda: *in unison, Cosmo cried* I won't stay here to be insulted while you make my honey cry!
 * George: Wanda Fumed. Bart and Johnny had to take them away and spend half the night soothing their hurt feelings.

Quote 2

 * Trixie: You wouldn't want Timmy Turner's smelly pink and green coaches now.
 * George: The passengers waited for Trixie to start, but she didn't. She saw that a milk van was about to be coupled to her, and was most indignant.
 * Trixie: Do they expect me to pull that disgrace of a truck?
 * George: "Surely" said her driver. "You can pull one van".
 * Trixie: I won't!
 * George: said Trixie.
 * Trixie: That little Bart train can pull it. He loves pushing freight cars!
 * George: She began to shudder violently. "Nonsense!" said her driver. "c'mon now, back down!" Trixie lurched backwards. *Trixie lurches back* She was so cross, she blew a fuse.
 * Trixie: See, what did I tell you?!
 * George: Trixie said and stopped. Everyone argued with her, but it was no use.
 * Trixie: It's by orders of my Security guards.
 * Driver: What Security?
 * George: Asked the driver.
 * Trixie: My Security guards are very nice people. They'd come by daily and examine me carefully. "Trixie," they'd say "Never, never pull. You were built a rich engine, and your butler says rich engines don't do dirty work. And pulling is bad for a diesel's swerves as highly-sprung as yours" So I'm afraid that's how it is.
 * George: Finished Trixie.
 * Stationmaster: Stuff and nonsense!
 * George: said the stationmaster.
 * Shunter: I can't understand!
 * George: said the shunter.
 * Shunter: Who ever let Mr. Cena send such a FEEBLE--!
 * Trixie: Feeble?! FEEBLE?!!!!
 * George: spluttered Trixie.
 * Trixie: Unattach me--!
 * Passengers: STOP ARGUING!!!!!
 * George: grumbled the passengers.
 * Passengers: WE'RE LATE ALREADY!
 * George: So they uncoupled the van, and Trixie purred away, feeling very pleased with herself.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Trixie Tang to the series.

Quotes

 * George: Trixie the Diesel Railcar's work in the countryside was full of surprises. But she was frightened of bulls and cows and she remained very lazy and stubborn. One day, Johnny brought Plank to the station where Bart was grumpily shunting.
 * Johnny: Hiya, Bart. Looks like Trixie left the milk behind again, eh?
 * Bart: Great, I guess I'm gonna have to make a special journey with it!? As if there wasn't anything better for me to do!
 * George: Grumbled Bart.
 * Johnny: (to Plank) What's that? (to Bart) Plank says, "We'll take the milk and you fetch our freight cars."
 * George: The drivers and stationmaster agreed.

Quote 2

 * George: The brake van was in smithereens. Kevin had jumped clear, but Bart was stranded. Next day, John Cena arrived. Johnny and Trixie had helped to clear the wreckage, but Bart remained on his perch of freight cars.
 * John Cena: Because of your accident, we'll now need to try,
 * George: Said John Cena.
 * John Cena: To run the branch line with Johnny and the diesel. If it wasn't for you, Bart, we wouldn't be in this awkward predicament!
 * Bart: Sorry, man...
 * John Cena: I'll need for you to stay there until we're ready.
 * George: Continued John Cena.
 * John Cena: And next time, be more cautious of freight cars. (in his head) Usually, it's the cars who are the culprits for my trains' accidents, but somehow, I know Bart made them do what they did.
 * George: Bart sighed. The freight cars groaned beneath his wheels. He quite understood about awkward predicaments. John Cena spoke severely to Trixie too.
 * John: The trains of my railway always work hard, but you've done EVERYTHING EXCEPT WORK HARD! And lazy engines like you get sent away!
 * George: Trixie was ashamed.
 * John: BUT. Johnny has told me that you helped to work hard after Bart's accident. So, Trixie, I'll be giving you another chance.
 * Trixie: You can count on me, Mr. Cena!
 * George: Said Trixie.
 * Trixie: I know I can AND WILL work hard. The little bald engine even says he'll help me out.
 * John: Now that's what I like to hear. When Johnny's not in his own world, what he doesn't know about branch line problems isn't worth knowing. Our Johnny's an experienced engine.
 * George: Next day, Timmy came back.
 * Cosmo and Wanda: YAAAY!!!
 * George: And Bart was sent to be mended. Cosmo and Wanda were delighted to see Timmy again and he took them for a run at once.
 * Cosmo: Can we go to Cherry World?
 * Wanda: Not now nor never!
 * Timmy: *laughs as he pulls out* I missed you guys.
 * George: All are now friends and Johnny has taught Trixie a great deal. She shooed a cow off the line the other day all by herself.
 * Johnny: See? What'd I tell ya?

Quotes

 * George: The diesel looked up.
 * Skinner: Do you mind, young train?
 * Snap: Yeah, I do! Fork over my cars before I get rowdy!
 * Skinner: Balderdash. These are mine.
 * George: Said the diesel
 * Skinner: Now move along!
 * George: Snap pretended to be frightened.
 * Snap: You're a downright punk!
 * George: He whimpered.
 * Snap: You'll be sorry!
 * George: He ran back and hid behind the cars on the other side. Bloo now came forward.
 * Bloo: Car thief!
 * George: He ran away too. Snap took his place.
 * (the 2 continued taking turns running up next to Skinner teasing him)
 * George: This went on and on until the diesel's eyes nearly popped out.
 * Skinner: STOP! That's quite enough! You're making me dizzy!
 * George: The two engines gazed at him.
 * Skinner: What is the meaning of this? Do you 2 know each other?
 * Snap and Bloo: Yes! We're friends!
 * Skinner: I might have figured.
 * George: Just then Edd bustled in.
 * Edd: Snap and Bloo, why on earth are you two playing here?
 * Snap: We ain't foolin' around!
 * George: Protested Snap.
 * Bloo: Yeah, what he said.
 * George: Squeaked Bloo
 * Bloo: You may not take our cars without asking first, but we were only trying to get them back from this thief.
 * Edd: There's no cause for belligerence or accusations.
 * George: Said Edd severely.
 * Edd: This engine is a Metropolitan Vicar's diesel electric type 2.
 * George: The 2 friends were most impressed.
 * Snap: We're sorry, Bucko.
 * Skinner: No hard feelings.
 * George: The diesel smiled.
 * Skinner: Seymour Skinner, but please call me Skinner. My sincere apology for not understanding about the cars.
 * Edd: Apology accepted on their behalf.
 * George: Said Edd.
 * Edd: Now off you go, Snap and Bloo. Retrieve Skinner's cars then you'll take this lot. (in unison, the 2 exited the scene). There isn't any real harm in them.
 * George: He said to Skinner.
 * Edd: However, they're quite maddening at times.
 * George: Skinner chuckled.
 * Skinner: Maddening...
 * George: He said.
 * Skinner: Is the word.

Trivia

 * This episode properly introduces Snap, Bloo and Skinner to the series.

Quotes

 * Homer: *groan* It's not fair!
 * George: Grumbled Homer.
 * Edd: What isn't fair?
 * George: Asked Edd.
 * Homer: That branchline diesels can pull mainline trains.
 * Edd: Cast away your blues, Homer. I'm sure Seymour will let you pull his freight cars sometimes.
 * George: Homer spluttered.
 * Homer: Are you crazy?! I won't pull Skinner's dirty cars! And there's no way I would go on any branchline!
 * Edd: Why ever not? I think it would be a nice change.
 * Homer: Mr. Cena would never approve.
 * George: Huffed Homer
 * Homer: Branchlines are for losers. (exits scene)
 * George: Edd chuckled and followed him to the station. (Edd blows whistle and leaves)

Quote 1

 * George: He found it hard to start the heavy train.
 * Ed: Do you think if he had a sack of potatoes that he wouldn't be so useless?
 * George: asked Ed.
 * Eddy: C'mon Lumpy, Sockhead's like this all the time! He can't even pull or lift a butterfly!
 * George: remarked Eddy.
 * Homer: What a joke!
 * George: grunted Homer.
 * Homer: He should give up and work as a beer train. Mmmm.... beer....
 * Spongebob: *loud gasp* BARNACLES!
 * George: burst out Spongebob.
 * Spongebob: I'm surprised at all of you! you're all jealous. Edd is better than you'll ever be.
 * Skinner: Hmmm...You're right, Spongebob. Edd isn't the strongest or the fastest engine, but he's full of potential that'll surprise us all.

Quote 2

 * George: Suddenly, Edd's wheels slipped fiercely and with a shrieking crack.... *pop!* something broke.
 * George: Lisa surveyed the damage. Repairs took some time.
 * Lisa: One of your crank pins' broke, Edd.
 * George: said Lisa.
 * Lisa: I've taken off the side rods, but now you're like an old time train. Please, Edd. Tell me you can get the passengers to the station. Otherwise, they'll never be home after dark.
 * Edd: I'll try my best, Lisa. *groans to himself*
 * George: promised Edd. Edd puffed and pulled his hardest, but his wheels kept slipping, and he couldn't start the heavy train. The passengers were anxious, and Lisa was sad.
 * Lisa (with tears in his eyes): *sad gasps* Oh dear, Edd, *sad gasp* We're stranded You can't do it. *sobs sweetly.
 * Edd (with tears in his eyes): I'm disappointed in myself. Why, the passengers... We can't take them home because I'm too weak.
 * *both sob sweetly*
 * George: After a minute of sorrow, Lisa suddenly developed a plan.
 * Lisa: *wipes the tears off her eyes* I think I've just the idea to get you rolling again, but this is our only hope, I'll be right back, I got to alter the coaches. *runs to coaches and loosens the couplings*
 * George: Lisa was making adjustments between the coaches.
 * Lisa: I've loosened the couplings, Edd. Now it'll be much easier for you, boy.
 * Edd: I certainly hope so.
 * George: said Edd.
 * Edd (in a groaning way): *blows his whistle* I must! I will! I shall!
 * George: he puffed, and moved cautiously forward. The first coach moving, helped to start the second, and the second helped the third. *scene fades to Edd as he blew his whistle in unison*
 * Edd (in a brave groaning way): I've succeeded! I must go on....
 * George: puffed Edd.
 * Lisa: Keep it steady, Eddie!
 * George: warned Lisa.
 * Lisa You can do it, Edd!!!! I believe in you, Edd! You're getting these passengers home! Keep trying! *begins praying*
 * George: and Lisa prayed as she listened to Edd's steady beat as they forged slowly but surely ahead.

Quotes

 * Bart (narrating): And every year on the date of the accident, runs again as a direct message to all souls of losers! Plunging into the gap, wailing like an upset stomach and eats engine's brains!!!!!
 * Timmy: Bart, what the heck are you about?
 * Bart: The Zombie Train! Kevin saw it last night!
 * Johnny: Ooh! Where?!
 * George: cried Johnny.
 * Bart: Dude didn't say. Ay, carumba! Zombie eating brains! Oh, ho ho! This is gonna rock!
 * George: said Bart.
 * Timmy: HAH!
 * George: scoffed Timmy.
 * Timmy: That's so pathetic! I ain't scared of no zombies!

Quote 2

 * George: But a broken cart load of lime lay ahead. Sam the farmer had just gone for help.
 * Bart (while whistling): WAAAAAAHHH!!!
 * (Bart crashes into the cart)
 * George: Bart broke the cart to smithereens. Lime flew everywhere. He puffed quickly to the nearest signal box. Kevin told the signal man what had happened.
 * Signal Man: I'll see to it.
 * George: Said the signal man.
 * Signal Man: But you better clean Bart or people will think he's a zombie.
 * George: Bart chuckled.
 * Bart: Hey, how about we DO pretend I'm really a zombie to scare the buffers off Timmy! Then we'll see who's afraid of zombies!
 * George: Johnny promised to help.
 * Johnny: I'm on it, Bart! Let's boogie, Plank! (exits scene)

Quote 3

 * Bart: *zombie moan*
 * Timmy: Wha--?! What was that?!
 * Bart (in a moaning way): Braaaaiiiinnnnssss!!!!!!
 * Johnny: LOOK OUT, PLANK!!!!
 * Bubbles: *screams* ZOMBIES!!!!! *bawls loudly in fear*
 * Bart (in a moaning way): Zombie want braaaaaiiiins and fleeeesh...
 * Johnny: *screams* You're never eating our brains or flesh in a ga-zillion years!!!!
 * Bart (in a moaning way): Zombie hungry. Zombie enterrrrrr...
 * (shed doors open by themselves)
 * Timmy (scared): *shivers* We gotta fetch Cosmo and Wanda! Bubbles! *runs away to fetch Cosmo and Wanda*

Trivia

 * When Bart scares Timmy, he moans and uses various zombie quotes.

Quote 1

 * Bart (in moaning voice with his whistle blowing in unison): BRAAAIIIINNNSSS!!!!! BRRRAAAAAAAIINNNNSSS!!!!!!
 * George: Bart gave Timmy a zombie act.
 * Bart: *laughs hysterically* You just got OWNED last night, Timmy!!!! *laughs* That was epic, dude!
 * Timmy: Wait a second, it was YOU last night?!
 * George: asked Timmy
 * Bart: Yeah, don't have a cow, man! But you should have seen your face it was-
 * Timmy: Ha, ha, very funny.
 * George: Continued Timmy.
 * Timmy: At least I didn't go around looking like an ugly zombie.
 * Bart: Ugly? Is that the best you could come up with?
 * Timmy: No. But I think it was an improvement to your looks.
 * Bart: What'd you say?!
 * Timmy: Yeah. And you've been so late this past week, you move as slow as zombies too!
 * Bart: Na-uh! Blame the hay!
 * Timmy: Yeah-huh!
 * George: Said Timmy.
 * Timmy: And I can't help if you're as slow as zombies with your work. Time's time. John Cena expects punctual timing from me!
 * Bart: Slow as zombies, my butt!
 * George: Fumed Bart. As he set off to collect some hay to take to the harbor.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 2 Finale

Quotes

 * George: It was a cold winter's morning on the Island of Sodor. The wind was bitter and the ground hard with frost. Timmy and Bart were feeling cold and cross.
 * Timmy: Man, I've never wanted a hot chocolate worse in my life!
 * George: Huffed Timmy.
 * Timmy: Bubbles oughta know that. She's late.
 * Bart: She's not late.
 * George: Replied Bart.
 * Bart: This weather woke us up too early. And us, trains aren't even allowed hot chocolate.
 * George: Gusts of wind swirled around the shed, tossing flakes of snow toward Timmy. Then they swooshed around Bart too.
 * Bart: How about w-w-w-we g-g-get our minds on s-s-s-something else?
 * George: Shivered Bart.
 * Timmy: Yeah!
 * George: Replied Timmy.
 * Timmy: Like how funny we'd look when our funnels freeze into icicles!
 * Bart: Don't joke about that when it's freezing out here. I want to talk about warm things like Summer days or burning firewood!
 * Timmy: Or our fireboxes lit...
 * George: Muttered Timmy.
 * Bart (in a fantasy of him wearing a scarf): Wait a minute! Scarves!
 * George: Continued Bart.
 * Timmy: *laughs* Scarves? Yeah, that's exactly what you need, Bart! A dopey scarf around your funnel!
 * George: Timmy was only teasing, but Bart thought happily about scarves until Bubbles and Kevin came.

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 3

Quotes

 * George: Later, Bart saw Tails.
 * Tails: Sorry, Bart. I don't have time to talk. I'm on high alert.
 * Bart: Why?
 * Tails: Bad weather forecast. My help's especially needed at this time. You might wanna be careful of your direction and speed.
 * Bart: Tell me something I don't know!
 * George: Huffed Bart.
 * Bart: As long as I have my tracks, I can go ANYWHERE in any weather any day! So, Sayonara!

Quotes

 * George: The Island of Sodor had many visitors and John Cena had scheduled more trains. Homer the Big Engine had to work harder than ever.
 * Homer: Hey, come on you coaches. Pick up the pace a little! Pick it up! Pick it up! The passengers are expecting me to arrive on time.
 * Lenny, Carl and Moe: We're trying, Homer!

Quote 2

 * John Cena: I'm afraid your parts are wearing out, Johnny. So you need to go to the works for repairs.
 * Johnny: My buddy can come too, right?
 * John: I'm sorry, Johnny, but the passengers need him.
 * George: Johnny saw Bart by the water tower.
 * Bart: No worries, Johnny. I can take care of Plank for you until you get back.

Quote 3

 * Nazz: Eddy, I'm afraid you have to push Johnny as well as pull your train.
 * Eddy: WHAT?!!!! MOI?!!!
 * George: hissed Eddy.
 * Eddy: MOI?!!!! Push Baldy, and pull my coaches, too?! *conductor's whistle blows and Eddy leaves* Man, this is bunk!!!!
 * George: Grumbling dreadfully, Eddy set off to find Johnny.
 * Eddy: *grumbles to himself on his way to Johnny*
 * George: He came up behind Johnny and gave him a bump.
 * Eddy: *buffers up to Johnny* Move it, slouch!
 * Johnny: Easy peasy, lemon squeezy, Eddy.
 * Eddy: Shut up, Baldy. *blows his whistle in unison*
 * George: Eddy had to work very hard. *scene fades into the station* When he reached the works' station, he felt exhausted. Some children were waiting on the platform.
 * Miles McCutchen: Wow, look Mark! The express is late and they have 2 engines!
 * Charger: Probably because Johnny had to give Eddy assistance, what we NASCAR drivers would call 2-train tandem.
 * Johnny: Ah, don't listen to Miles, Eddy. He's just busting your boiler--.
 * Eddy: HAH, my butt!
 * George: snorted Eddy. Johnny just smiled. *story ends*

Quotes

 * Timmy: Whoa. Who's that?
 * George: Whispered Timmy to Spongebob.
 * Spongebob: That, Timmy.
 * George: Said Spongebob proudly.
 * Spongebob: Is a celebrity!
 * Bart: How could a train be a celebrity?!
 * George: Asked Bart.
 * Spongebob: Anyone or anything that makes the news for accomplishing something truly AMAZING...!!...is what earns them the title. Sandy even says we can talk to him soon.
 * Timmy: Us?
 * George: Said Timmy.
 * Timmy: He's probably too much of a snob to talk to any of us!
 * George: Just then Homer arrived.
 * Homer: Pfft! Yeah right! They're making a big deal over nothing! That's what they're doing!

Quotes

 * George: Spongebob the Great Western Engine worked hard at the yard at the big station. Sometimes, he pulled coaches. Sometimes, he pushed freight cars. But whatever the work, Spongebob got the work done without fuss. One day, John Cena came to see him.
 * John: Spongebob, your work in the yard's made me proud! So, I've decided to finally ask; Would you like to run a branch line of your own?
 * Spongebob: A branch line of my own?! Oh, goody! Thank you, Mr. Cena!
 * George: Replied Spongebob. So Spongebob took charge of his new branch line. The responsibility delighted him. The line runs along a coast by sandy beaches til it meets a port where big ships come in. Spongebob enjoyed exploring every curve and corner of the line. Sea breezes swirled his smoke high into the air and his yellow paint glistened in the sun.
 * Spongebob: This just like being on a vacation!
 * George: He puffed.
 * Sandy: Well, y'all know what they say, "Change is as good as a siesta!"

Quotes

 * George: One day, Timmy was running late. He had stopped at the signal before the bridge to talk to some new children. Bart the red engine was waiting too.
 * (Signal drops)
 * Bart: Hey, Timmy, better hurry.
 * George: Said Bart as the signal dropped.
 * Bart: If you're late this time around, Mr. Cena will probably get another engine to replace ya.
 * Timmy: What are you talking about? I haven't had too many late days lately. (in his mind) Hopefully, Mr. Cena doesn't replace me.

Quotes

 * George: Suddenly, There it was!
 * Timmy: Gah! Oh my gosh! It's a dragon!
 * Bubbles: *giggles* Don't be silly, Timmy bear.
 * George: giggled Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: This dragon is made of paper. It's for the carnival tomorrow, and I love carnivals.
 * George: The workman worked on the dragon putting lights all around it for protection. Then Timmy set off into the misty night.
 * George: Bart was resting and had no idea that Timmy was approaching him.
 * (Bart wakes up as Timmy puffs by with the dragon)
 * George: Bart woke up with a start!
 * (Timmy puffs by with the dragon)
 * Bart: *screams* CAN'T SLEEP!!!! DRAGON'LL EAT ME!!!!
 * George: cried Bart.
 * Bart: I ain't gonna open my eyes until Kevin comes and that switch ain't jammed anymore!!!!!

Quote 2

 * Bart: What do you think the boss would say about this?
 * George: asked Bart.
 * Spongebob: He isn't gonna like this.
 * George: said Spongebob.
 * Plankton: So who's gonna tell that former-wrestling creetin about this? 2 barnacle-headed tattlers like you I suppose?
 * George: Bart and Spongebob didn't want to be tattletales, so they said nothing.

Quote 3

 * John Cena: The harbor master has told me everything about you, Plankton! Therefore, you're NEVER comin' here to work again! Now Spongebob and Bart, would you like to do the work yourselves if you don't mind?
 * Bart: You have my word, Mr. Cena!
 * Spongebob: Yes. please, Mr. Cena!
 * George: Spongebob and Bart happily puffed back to work, while Plankton sulked away.

Quotes

 * George: Ed the Green Engine has lived on the Island of Sodor for many years. He wouldn't want to be anywhere else. He likes every part of it. From the fields filled with flowers to the white sandy beaches. But there is one place that Ed always enjoyed visiting more than any other. Sid knew this too.
 * Sid: Hey, come on, Ed.
 * George: He would sometimes say.
 * Sid: We put in a hard day's work today. What do you say we stop for a while by the forest?
 * Ed: I FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE, CINDY!
 * Sid: It's Sid...
 * George: Ed loved it here. The forest was full of broad oaks and tall pine. Ed could remember the day long ago when he and Johnny brought some new trees to be planted and Martin and Chester helped haul them into place. Now he can see the trees growing amongst the others on the hillside. Ed always felt better for being here. He didn't have a clue why, but Sid understood.
 * Sid: The place is peaceful.
 * George: He said to Ed.

Quote 2

 * John Cena (disgusted): What the--?! Homer, you're filthy, absolutely FILTHY! You ain't pullin' this train you dirty engine, Ed will have to do it FOR you!
 * Ed: I'm kicking the bucket, Sid! *laughs*
 * John Cena: Homer, you haden't washed yesterday, nor earlier, and now you're gonna get cleaned because THAT is an order!
 * Homer: *groans loudly and puffs away to the wash down* D'OH!!!!
 * George: Homer was soon being washed.
 * Homer: Careful! Don't get soap in my eyes!
 * George: he grumbled. Then he pulled cars for the rest of the day.
 * Homer: Freight trains! Stupid freight trains! Why can't they be donut trains!
 * George: he spluttered.

Quote 2

 * Timmy: Boy, am I glad to see you, Bart!
 * George: said Timmy.
 * Timmy: Bubbles told me that dude in charge of the mail was wailing on Mr. Cena about the delay last night.
 * Bart: Uh, hello! It ain't my fault, Tim.
 * George: said Bart.
 * Timmy: I know it ain't your fault, so does Mr. Cena, but this new mail dude just won't get the memo. Tonight we'll just have to work harder and make our axles ache like crazy!
 * Bart: I'm in, Timmy!
 * George: The engines were just leaving when they heard a familar buzzing.

Quotes

 * George: Timmy the Tank Engine was feeling bright and cheerful. It was a splendid day.
 * Timmy: Good morning!
 * George: He whistled to some cows, but the cows didn't reply.
 * Timmy: Oh well.
 * George: Said Timmy
 * Timmy: Must be busy with their breakfast.
 * George: Next, he saw Milhouse.
 * Timmy: Hey, Milhouse. Game for a race today?
 * George: But all Milhouse could say was.
 * Milhouse: OW! That hurt! Aw, it's another hole in the road.
 * Timmy: Gee, I'm sorry, dude.

Quote 2

 * Eddy: This is so typical!
 * George: He grumbled.
 * Eddy: Bart works at the harbor and I get stuck doing his lousy job! Here, there, EVERYWHERE! Take this, you spoiled brats!!! (bumps his cars)
 * Cars: OH!
 * George: Groaned the freight cars.
 * Cars: Just you wait, we'll show you!
 * George: Homer laughed.
 * Homer: Eddy, I just happen to know that if you played sick, you wouldn't be working with those cars. Would you?
 * Eddy: Glad I thought of it!
 * George: Agreed Eddy.
 * Eddy: Here comes, Twerper, I'll start right now!
 * George: Timmy was sorry to see the engines looking miserable.
 * Timmy: Ah, cheer up, dudes. It's an awesome day today.
 * Homer: Oh, yeah,
 * George: Grumbled Homer.
 * Home: But not for Eddy here.
 * Timmy: Why, what's wrong with him?
 * George: Asked Timmy.
 * Homer: He came down with a fever late last night. Oh, the humanity!
 * George: Replied Homer
 * Eddy: Yeah, too bad for him-I-I-I MEAN, ME!
 * George: Stuttered Eddy.
 * Eddy: I'm in no condition to work today.
 * Timmy: No worries, Eddy.
 * George: Said Timmy kindly.
 * Timmy: You may be a jerk most of the time, but in this case, I'm willing to fill in for you until you get better!
 * (Timmy puffs away)
 * George: Homer and Eddy snickered quietly to each other.

Quotes

 * George: Buttercup is a diesel engine who works for the quarry company shunting freight cars in their sidings. She has six small wheels hidden by sideplates just like Johnny's. Buttercup is young and full of her own ideas. She likes rearranging things too and began putting Johnny's cars in different places every day. This made Johnny cross.
 * Johnny: Your rearranging of the cars has corrupted the quarry!
 * George: He grumbled.
 * Buttercup: Ah, big deal!
 * George: said Buttercup and flounced away. At last Johnny lost patience.
 * Johnny: Plank and I have no time to play hunt the cars with you. Take them yourself, home-wrecker!
 * George: Buttercup was pleased. Taking cars made her feel important.

Trivia

 * Buttercup is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quote 1

 * Buttercup: That Cena guy said that I never listen to any advice, and that it's none of my beeswax jauntering down Johnny's line! Johnny's a spoiled brat!
 * Bart: Hey! What's your problem, man?! Johnny needs to be given a break for once! You need to put those stupid cars where he wants them so you can quit whining. Now get out of my way, man! I gotta collect my cars!

Quote 2

 * Buttercup: Can you keep this a secret?
 * George: she asked the freight.
 * Freight: Yes! Yes! Yes!
 * George: They chattered.
 * Buttercup: Will you wail on me at the crossing and not spill the beans?
 * George: The cars promised.

Quote 3

 * They reached the level crossing and Johnny's brakes came on. This was the signal for the freight cars.
 * Freight Cars: ON! ON! ON!
 * George: They yelled.
 * Johnny: Wait, wh-wh-what's going on?!
 * George: Johnny was away with the cars screaming and yelling behind him.
 * George: No one realized that melted snow had turned the stream ahead into a torrent, and the bridge above it was about to collapse. The rails were now like a tightrope across the thundering water.
 * Johnny: Stop! Stop pushing me! HELP! SOMEONE!!!!
 * George: cried Johnny.

Quotes

 * George: Chester the Traction Engine was enjoying his work in the vicarage orchard. Birds were singing and apples were ripening on the trees. It was a lovely day.
 * Eddy: Hey, Chester!
 * George: Said Eddy.
 * Eddy: You look ALMOST as great as my coat of paint.
 * Chester (unamused): Gee...thanks, Eddy.
 * George: Replied Chester.
 * Eddy: What's that buzzing?
 * Chester: If you must know, it's the bees. They're in these beehives the vicar told me about. His pet bees make some great honey and he says he even shares it with his friends.
 * George: Skinner the diesel engine hummed in.
 * Skinner: Be careful when around bees, you two. You know they might sting you!
 * George: Eddy didn't like being told what to do by a diesel and he buzzed away.
 * Skinner: Keep up the punctual work, Chester.
 * George: Called Skinner. And set off to see Spongebob at the next station. Snap and Bloo the tank engine friends were busy arranging cars. But they scampered off when they saw Skinner.
 * Skinner: *chuckles* I'll never forget the first time I met those two.
 * George: Laughed Skinner.
 * Skinner: I thought I would have gone crazy. Luckily, that well-mannered Edd engine settled things out.
 * Spongebob: Edd is the only train I know who can keep engines like Snap and Bloo in order!
 * George: Chuckled Spongebob.
 * Spongebob: Sometimes, I feel like they're bees when I'm around them.
 * Skinner: Ah, a well appropriate name.
 * George: Replied Skinner.
 * Skinner: They're hoodlums when they start horsing around.
 * George: Eddy bustled in.
 * Eddy: What?! Spongebob, don't tell me you're afraid of bees. They're measly insects for crying out loud! Don't let that loser diesel fill your head with such bunk!
 * Spongebob: His name's Seymour Skinner and he wasn't we were-
 * Eddy: I wouldn't care how many were swarming around me! I'd let off steam so hard they'd never come to our railway!
 * Spongebob: *laughs* Buzz, buzz, buzz, Eddy.
 * George: Retorted Spongebob.

Quote 1

 * George: Skinner was resting in a siding when heard a sight of familiar whistles.
 * Skinner: Oh, no. I'm afraid that's the sound of chaos.
 * Snap: Hey, Seymour! Mr. Cena said you were tired.
 * George: teased Snap.
 * Snap: He wants us to lend you a buffer and take all your cars for you.
 * Skinner: Your goody-goody duo act won't work on me. I'm two steps ahead of your shenanigans. But I digress, more help is needed around here.

Quote 2

 * George: At last, the day's work was done. The friends now became excited. They were going to use the turntable for the first time. Snap went first.
 * Snap: Wow! This is kind of exciting!
 * George: He shrieked to Bloo. He didn't want to move off at all. The foreman stopped the turntable.
 * Foreman: Please make way for the other engines!
 * George: Cried the foreman. Snap did so, but the foreman had accidentally stopped the turntable in the wrong place. Snap was on the wrong track and there was Bloo puffing directly toward him. The engines came to a grinding hault. They gazed grimly at each other.
 * Snap: Hey, Buck-o! I was here first.
 * George: Said Snap.
 * Bloo: Na-uh! I was! Besides, you're in my way! Now move!
 * Snap: Never!
 * Bloo: Move it!
 * Snap: Never!
 * George: John Cena came to stop the noise.
 * John: If neither of you cooperate with each other, you won't be allowed here ever again!

Quotes

 * Eddy: That's the fourth load of coal you've had today, Homeboy. You're holding out on the rest of us!
 * Homer: I'm twice as important being the big engine I am. But you wouldn't understand that.
 * George: Eddy snorted and went about his work.

Quote 2

 * George: But Ed started complaining. He banged some cars, angrily.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Rudy and his brake van, Blocky to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * George: Now he had to take the loaded cars away. But they were comfortable and didn't want to move.
 * Freight Car #1: What right does he have to poke his funnel in here?!
 * Freight Car #2: We want Spongebob!
 * Freight Car #3: Or Piero!
 * Freight Car #4: OR IGNAZIO! *gets shunted by Rudy*
 * Rudy: You watch yourselves!
 * George: huffed Rudy.
 * Freight Cars: That's not the way to speak!
 * George: hissed the cars.
 * Freight Cars: We'll get even....
 * George: Rudy heard nothing. The cars moved smoothly at first, then suddenly, Rudy felt them push forward! *Rudy's brakes screeching is heard* Penny applied the brakes, but they were useless against the surging cars!
 * Freight Cars: ON! ON! ON!
 * George: yelled the cars. Rudy fought hard, but still, they forced him on and on!
 * Rudy: Whoa! Easy you cars! Settle down!
 * George: cried Rudy.
 * George: At last, the cars grew tired.
 * Rudy: I'm doing it, Penny! I'm stopping em'!
 * George: gasped Rudy.... but it was too late!
 * *cars push Rudy down the turntable well*
 * Rudy laid confused and bemused, bunker-down in the turntable well. Spongebob surveyed the damage.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Rudy's driver, Penny Sanchez in this episode.

Quote 1

 * George: At the junction, Spongebob told Rudy all about him.
 * Rudy: His name is Stromboli.
 * George: chuckled Rudy, and then he puffed happily away. *scene fades into Rudy puffing along the line where Timmy and his coaches cameo in the background* But that afternoon when the 2 engines met again, Rudy was no longer laughing.
 * Rudy: Stromboli's friend has come!
 * George: he said.
 * Rudy: He's devious as well! He's taking Stromboli's passengers home, and leaving Stromboli free to steal ours!
 * Spongebob: He can't do that, Rudy!
 * George: objected Spongebob.
 * Rudy: Word is that Stromboli said that he can get the passengers to the station faster before us.
 * Spongebob: Barnacles! It's much further by road!
 * Rudy: Yes!
 * George: continued Rudy.
 * Rudy: But Stromboli said that he knows a shortcut! *puffs away*

Quote 2

 * George: That evening, the engines were preparing for the homeward rush.
 * Spongebob: *shrieks* Where are our passengers?!
 * George: They wondered.
 * Rudy: Hey! Look over there! It's Stromboli!
 * George: shrilled Rudy.
 * Rudy: Stromboli is a horrendous passenger thief!!!!
 * George: Stromboli was wearing a large sign saying "Autobus Ferroviaria". ("Railway Bus" in Italian)
 * Stromboli: Arrivederci, idioti!!!! (goodbye idiots!) I steal-a-you passengers!!!! *sinister laugh*
 * George: he jeered as he roared away.
 * Spongbob: C,mon guys!
 * George: puffed Spongebob to his coaches
 * Spongebob: We got to see what that bully is up to!!!! *storms out of the station with his coaches*
 * George: Spongebob wanted to get back at Stromboli, but he wasn't sure how.

Quote 1

 * George: Eddy was surprised to see him.
 * Eddy (sarcastically): Oh, Look who decided to show up?! You should be at the station, squirt!
 * Bart: Don't have a cow man!
 * George: said Bart.
 * Bart: These cars have been acting like jerks all morning!
 * Eddy: Aw, cry me a river! Nothing ain't stoppin' us! Mr. Cena relies on me to be on time! Now get out of my way! *puffs away*
 * George: And Eddy puffed importantly away.
 * Bart: Bossy no-neck horsehead!
 * George: muttered Bart.

Quotes

 * George: If someday you should see Timmy the Tank Engine puffing happily along the line, he may be on his way to a village nestled deep in the heart of the Island of Sodor. One November morning, Timmy whistled to all his friends.
 * Timmy: Thanksgiving's almost here! And you can expect a lot of presents and letters!
 * George: But then, an early snowstorm came. The Island was covered with thick snow. The engines found work difficult. Some had to help clear snow from the track. And workman hacked away at the frozen banks of ice. Timmy and Bart were collecting important mail for Thanksgiving.
 * Timmy: Bubbles says there's lots of mail going out to the village. I'm probably going to need an extra car for it all!
 * George: Bart was feeling left out.
 * Bart: Ah, what do you have to feel proud about? You're not even leaving me one measly letter!
 * George: But Bart's chance had come.
 * Bubbles: There's just been a change of plan!
 * George: Said Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Mr. Cena needs us at the big station. Bart, you'll be taking Timmy's mail train to the village for him.
 * Bart: All right!
 * George: Bart was delighted. But Timmy was sad.
 * Timmy: But now I won't get to say, "Happy Thanksgiving!" to all my friends.
 * Bart: Don't worry, man.
 * George: Said Bart kindly.
 * Bart: I'll tell them that for you.
 * Timmy: It's not the same!
 * George: Sighed Timmy. Bart was making good time on his way to the village when suddenly...
 * Kevin: Whoa! What's that?
 * George: Called his driver. There ahead was a fogman by the line. He was holding a red light.
 * Spike: The village is cut off by the snow!
 * George: He shouted.
 * Spike: We need snowplows, workmen and a helicopter! Drop whatever work you're doing and come back fast!
 * George: Bart was soon steaming to Tails' airfield.
 * Bart: Tails! Tails! Wake up! The mountain villagers need help! They're stranded on the hillside!
 * Tails: Stranded?!
 * George: Replied Tails.
 * Tails: I'll be there right away! And I could use my engine's heat running to keep me warm!
 * George: And he buzzed away.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 3 Finale.
 * Spike (My Little Pony) makes his only appearance in the series as the fogman in this episode.

Quotes

 * George: One winter's night when the cold wind blew. The engines found it hard to sleep.
 * Johnny: Hey!
 * George: Said Johnny.
 * Johnny: Does anyone else think we need a bedtime story?!
 * Bart: Yeah!
 * George: Agreed Bart
 * Bart: A mysterious story full of conflict and action!
 * Spongebob: BUT,
 * George: Added Spongebob
 * Spongebob: A great story must never be rushed and must have a happy ending.
 * Timmy: Bubbles told me a story
 * George: Said Timmy. So everyone listened.
 * Timmy: Once upon a time...
 * George: Began Timmy.
 * Timmy: There were three little engines who lived in their own little shed on their own little railway. Their names were Abe, Steve, and Wheezler. Abe was the oldest and was named after the sixteenth president, Abe Lincoln.

Quote 2

 * Timmy; If the engines did anything that Abe thought wrong, *engines bash into each other* he'd say,
 * Abe: Trains in my day never did anything this rowdy!
 * Timmy: Other engines came and went but Abe outlasted them all.

Quote 3

 * Abe: You darn whipper snappers!
 * Timmy: Abe would say.
 * Abe: When in this darn world are you youngens going to mature?!
 * Steve: Lay off, Oldilocks!
 * Wheezler: Yeah, we're only young once.
 * Abe: Well, you better watch out for yourselves! Unless you want a fate worse than that infant Eddie's!
 * Wheezler: *gasp*
 * Steve: Cool! What kind of fate?!
 * Wheezler: Whatever happened to Baby Eddie?
 * Abe: That youngster was nothin' but a show-off!
 * (scene shows Baby Eddie whistling)
 * Abe: That careless hoodlum always rode too rough and was always knocking himself off the darn tracks! I told him to be careful, but he wasn't much of a good listener.
 * Baby Eddie: Listen, Old man!
 * Abe: He'd snarl.
 * Baby Eddie: Who flips their lids about a few little spills?! Big deal!
 * Abe: Us, older and wiser trains, I said. But that bratty train just laughed in my face.
 * Baby Eddie: *laughs*
 * Abe: But he stopped laughing when the manager said he was going to find a good use for him at long last! Baby Eddie didn't think it was funny anymore after that!
 * Wheezler: W-w-why?!
 * Steve: Did the little squirt end up being a weather man?!
 * Abe: That's such nonsense, you darn fool! He was turned into a generator. He's still working that thing outside our shed. He'll never move again.
 * Baby Eddie: I'll be outta here someday!
 * Abe (voice only): Don't waste your breath! (chuckles)

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 4.
 * Abe, Sheen and Carl are introduced to the series in this episode.
 * Steve is Sheen's original name and Wheezler is Carl's original name.
 * Mac and Colin cameo, but they are not properly introduced until Four Little Engines.
 * Baby Eddie from Jimmy Neutron makes his only appearance in the series in this episode as Smudger.
 * Originally, only Chuck Lester or Muscle Man would have played Smudger, but Baby Eddie best fits the role (upon one of the makers' viewing of the Thomas/Jimmy Neutron casts scratchpad page)
 * Since Timmy is the one telling the story about Abe, he will narrate the majority of the episode while George is minor.

Quotes

 * Wheezler: Look! He's here!
 * Steve: The almighty Abe lives!!!!!
 * Wheezler: Shhh! Not so loud!
 * Abe (waking up with a start): What the-?!! You woke me up, you darn fool!
 * Timmy: Grumbled Abe.
 * Abe: In my day, young whippersnappers were-
 * Wheezler: Seen and not heard, Granpuff.
 * Steve: We've heard it a bajillion times!! But the good news is we'll be able to work together again and keep you in order the way Ultra-Lord would!
 * Abe: Keep me in order?! Oh, scram off, you two! Rascally rowdy ones.
 * Timmy: But Abe's old eyes twinkled. And for the first time in years, smiled as he dozed off in the sun. (scene fades back to Tidmouth Sheds) And that,
 * George: Said Timmy
 * Timmy: Is the WHOLE story. So, did you guys like it?
 * Ed: Hooray!
 * Bart (in unison): Wow!
 * Homer (in unison): So beautiful...
 * Johnny (in unison): Right on. I bet Plank would have liked it.
 * Eddy (in unison): Meh, whatever.
 * George: Agreed the engines.
 * Engines (except Eddy): And what a happy ending.
 * Ed (in unison): I am sleepy.
 * George: And soon, they were all asleep too.

Trivia

 * Mac appears, but his face is not seen until Four Little Engines.
 * This is the second episode that Timmy narrates the majority of.

Quotes

 * George: One morning, Bart was impatient. He was wearing a new coat of paint and longed for everyone to see it. The other engines were still dozing, but not Bart.
 * Bart: Kevin should have gotten here by now! What the heck's he doing anyway?
 * Homer: Probably polishing that old bike of his.
 * George: Grunted Homer.
 * Bart: But if he doesn't come to get me, the coaches will be waiting and the passengers will have a cow, man!
 * Ed: Incorrection!
 * George: Huffed Ed.
 * Eddy: The morning's still young, squirt.
 * George: Added Eddy.
 * Eddy: You just wanna fail at showing off.
 * Bart: Na-uh! If I wanted to, I'd take lessons from you!
 * Eddy: Why, you little-!
 * Timmy: Never mind, Bart.
 * George: Said Timmy.
 * Timmy: Work time will be here soon enough. But be careful or you may run into danger. And remember, Abe isn't here to save you.
 * Johnny: A-A-Abe?!
 * George: Stuttered Johnny.
 * Johnny: Our h-h-hero?! No way, Jose!
 * George: A large painting of Abe hung in the engine shed.
 * Timmy: Yep. The same ol' Abe.
 * George: Said Timmy.
 * Timmy: And Bubbles told me the story.
 * George: And this is the story Timmy told them. (in unison, we transition to Timmy's story.)
 * Timmy: Long ago, when Carl was still called Wheezler and Sheen, Steve. They worked with Abe on his old railway. But Steve still had a lot to learn. The manager came to see him.
 * Manager: Steve, I'm pleased with your work so far. Now you must learn a difficult part of the line. We call it, The Mountain Road.
 * Timmy: Steve was delighted.
 * Steve (Sheen): I, Ultra-Steve accept this responsibility, sir!
 * Manager: So, tomorrow, when you have a new coat of paint, you will go on it. Abe will explain everything.
 * Steve (Sheen): Abe?! that old coot?! He couldn't explain how to push cars! How's that done again?

Trivia

 * This is the third and last episode that Timmy narrates the majority of.

Quote 1

 * George: A big surprise awaited Edd.
 * Edd: By George, it's Mac. What ever is he doing here?
 * George: Mac was pleased to see Edd.
 * Mac: I was sent here for a rest.
 * George: He sighed.
 * Mac: I was put in the shed so I could see everything and not feel lonely. But still, I miss Colin. He's going to get mended. I wish I was getting mended too so I could pull coaches again.
 * George: Just then some workmen arrived.
 * Workman: We're going to take you to the works now, Edd. Come along!
 * Edd: Right-o. (to Mac) Fare thee well, Mac! Your railway's a most lovely line.
 * Mac: Thanks. I'm feeling a lot better thanks to you, Edd. Bye!
 * (Edd's whistle blows and exits the scene.)
 * (Then the scene faded to Sheen pulling Blossom, Twilight Sparkle and Betty Quinlan the coaches)
 * George: Meanwhile, Sheen was having trouble with some coaches. He ordered them to behave, but the coaches didn't trust him. They found him obnoxious and rude.
 * Blossom: How did we get stuck with HIM?!
 * Twilight: UGH! I can't take anymore talk about Ultra-Lord!
 * Betty: You girls, calm down.
 * George: There was worse to come.
 * (Sheep baas)
 * George: Some careless sheep had strayed onto the line.
 * *Sheen stops the train*
 * Sheen: Sheep?! On the tracks?! I, Ultra-Sheen will take care of this!
 * Coaches: He bumped us too much!
 * George: screamed the coaches.
 * Blossom (to Twilight and Betty): Now's our chance, ladies!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Let's show that ultra-idiot who's boss!
 * Betty: I'm with you, girls!
 * Blossom: *karate yell*
 * George: They surged into Sheen and pushed him off the rails! (In unison, Sheen screamed as he was pushed)
 * Sheen: Ultra-Sheen is down!
 * George: No one was hurt, but Sheen limped sadly to the shed.
 * Libby: Ain't no more work for you today, Sheen baby.
 * George: Said Libby, his driver.
 * Libby: But who's gonna take the visitors' train?
 * Mac: Hey, what about me?
 * Libby: Mac, are you sure? I mean, pink and purple (referring to the colors of Blossom, Twilight and Betty) aren't really your colors.
 * Mac: I don't care about fashion. I wanna pull coaches again.
 * George: Said the little engine. The coaches stood at the platform.
 * Mac: Are you all out of your minds?!
 * George: Scolded Mac.
 * Mac: Don't you know you could have hurt your passengers?!
 * George: The coaches quivered.
 * Blossom: We're sorry, Mac. It was Sheen who made us act that way.
 * Twilight: This is one lesson that isn't what friendship's about.
 * Betty: It won't happen again.
 * George: The conductor blew the whistle and their journey began.

Trivia

 * Mac and Colin are properly introduced to the series in this episode.
 * This episode introduces Sheen's driver, Libby Folfax to the series.

Quotes

 * Sheen: What a puny shed! That's too small for an ultra-engine like me. We're too great for this old shack!
 * Carl: I think its nice.
 * George: said Carl.
 * Sheen: HMPH!
 * George: replied Sheen.
 * Sheen: Who's that red fiend over there?!
 * Carl: Shhh!
 * George: Said Carl.
 * Carl: That's Mac. He's famous.
 * George: Then he spoke kindly to Mac.
 * Carl: Sorry, Mac. Sheen's upset now, but he's nice even though he's a little crazy.
 * George: Mac felt sorry for Carl.
 * Libby: All right, Sheen.
 * George: Said Libby
 * Libby: I'm gonna getch y'all ready for work.
 * Sheen: No way! This ultra-engine needs to recharge! But Carl can do it.
 * Libby: Uh, yeah way! You're first!

Quote 2

 * Sheen: These aren't Ultra-Sheen's coaches! They're more like fiends!
 * Twilight Sparkle: What?! Us?! Fiends?!
 * Blossom: (in unison): You're an idiot, utra-jerk!
 * George: cried the coaches.
 * Dot: What a mean engine!
 * Sheen (while puffing away): Ultra-Sheen will demolish you fiends someday!
 * George: clanked Sheen.

Trivia

 * Blossom, Twilight Sparkle, and Betty Quinlan make their last appearances as the red coaches.

Quotes

 * George: Sheen had been naughty. So John Cena made him stay in the shed for a while. Carl was now busier than ever. He had to do Sheen's work as well as his own. He was very excited and the fireman found him hard to handle.
 * Sheen: Who could have that much fun working?!
 * George: Said Sheen who was lonely and bored.
 * Mac: Apparently, engines who aren't manic or have an "ultra" obsession.
 * George: Replied Mac.
 * Mac: Keep up the good work, Carl. I know you'll do well.
 * George: But Carl was in such a state that he couldn't listen. He collected some coaches and went on his way. But somehow, the faster he wanted to go, the slower the journey became. When Carl finally fussed into the station, Ed was already there.
 * Ed: Tsk, tsk. Do you know how long I have been waiting? If you are late again, I, Ed will leave your people to strand themselves and eat their own body parts in order to survive!
 * (Conductor's whistle blows and Ed leaves)
 * Carl: Wow...That sounds graphic for something they wouldn't really do.
 * George: Said Carl. Secretly, he was a little worried.

Quote 2

 * George: The conductor was ready with his flag and whistle. Katara was making her way to the train. Then it happened... *Carl pulls out with his train* The conductor says that Carl is too impatient. *scene cuts to Carl with his train* Carl said he was sure he heard a whistle, anyway he started.
 * Dot: No, Carl! wait!!! wait!!!!
 * Veronica (in unison): Are you getting stupider, Carl?!
 * Hogarth (in unsion): Carl what are you doing?! No! No, STOOOOP!!!!!
 * George: cried the coaches.
 * *Carl stops the train*
 * Dot, Veronica, and Hogarth: You left Katara behind!
 * Veronica: You're more of an idiot than usual, Carl!
 * Carl: *moans* Now I'll be more late for Ed than usual!

Quote 3

 * Ed: Tsk! Tsk! Do you know long I have been waiting--?
 * Sid: Ed, he's on time you idiot.
 * Ed: Oops, sorry! *goofy laugh*
 * George: laughed Ed. But Katara was still cross.
 * Katara: What in the world were you thinking stranding me at the station? You could've made Aang, Sokka, and Toph, especially Momo (Aang's pet winged lemur) worried sick!
 * George: she scolded.
 * Carl: I'm sorry, pretty girl.
 * George: Carl apologized sadly.
 * Carl: But Ed said he was gonna strand the passengers.
 * George: Katara giggled.
 * Katara: You silly engine, Ed was just being hilarious! He'd never leave and strand his passengers. He's an idiotic ham.
 * *conductor blows whistle and Ed leaves*
 * Carl: *growls* That big green lump!
 * *scene cuts to Ed puffing away and laughing goofy*
 * George: But Ed had chortled away.
 * *Ed puffs and laughs goofy in unison*

Trivia

 * This marks Dot ("A Bug's Life"), Veronica ("Fairly Odd Parents"), and Hogarth Hughes' ("The Iron Giant") only appearances as Carl's coaches.
 * This marks Katara's ("Avatar: The Last Airbender") first out of 2 appearances as the Refreshment Lady.

Quotes

 * Tails: All present and correct! Returning to base now!
 * George: Then Tails noticed something. A sturdy diesel was coming around the mountain. Tails flew lower for a closer inspection.
 * Tails: Hi! I'm Tails! Who are you?
 * Jimmy: I'm Jimmy. Jimmy Neutron.
 * Tails: I've never seen you before. What brings you this way?
 * Jimmy: Mr. Cena has big assignments for me.
 * George: This was no time for a chat with a helicopter.
 * Tails: Well done, Jimmy! Bye! And keep up the good work!
 * Jimmy: Nosy little chopper.
 * George: Muttered Jimmy.
 * Cindy: Quit complanin', Nerdtron. It's not that long a trip now.
 * George: Said the driver.
 * Cindy: We'll be at the top station soon enough.
 * George: Carl and Sheen were glad to see Jimmy. Even so, Sheen would not stop being silly.
 * Sheen (as he shunted his cars): Take that, you evil fiend!
 * George: The cars didn't like Sheen and wanted to play tricks on him.
 * Homer: No one understands us.
 * George: Sympathized Homer.
 * Homer: If you played sick, you wouldn't even be working with these cars. *chuckles*
 * Sheen: *happy gasp* That is the most ingenious idea EVER! You have me full gratitude, sir! The task shall be done!
 * George: He did so next morning.
 * Sheen: I'm so sick! I feel like I'm dying!! Somebody pour me some soup!
 * George: There wasn't time to examine him. So some of his freight cars were coupled behind Carl's coaches. Jimmy promised to follow with the rest.

Quote 2

 * George: Carl duly waited at the bottom of the slope for the loaded cars. He never bumped cars unless they misbehaved. But the loaded cars couldn't see him properly. They thought he was Sheen. Their chance for trickery had come.
 * Cars: Faster! Faster!
 * George: They yelled.
 * Cars: No! No!
 * George: Wailed the empty cars.
 * Cars: It's Carl!
 * George: But it was too late.
 * (Cable snaps)
 * Cars: Hurrah! Hurrah!
 * George: Roared the cars. Carl shut his eyes. (in unison, Carl screamed)
 * (The cars crashed into Carl and one of the cars landed on a waterline causing water to pour on Carl.)
 * Carl (as he blew his whistle): Help! Somebody?! I want my mommy!
 * George: Wailed Carl. Jimmy was working nearby and came to help clear up the mess.
 * Jimmy: Leapin' Leptons!
 * George: Exclaimed Jimmy.
 * Jimmy: Don't worry, Carl. We'll get you out.
 * George: Carl felt battered. His funnel cracked and his boiler dented.
 * Carl: Gee, *snorty sniff* Thanks, Jimmy.
 * George: He sighed and limped slowly home.
 * Sheen: Whoa, Carl! You really took one for me!
 * George: Said Sheen.
 * Sheen: Those no-good cars would never have penetrated the power of Ultra-Sheen!
 * Carl: You didn't tell me they would attack.
 * Sheen: Hey, I can't keep EVERYTHING in mind!
 * John: You never do. And you can start now by doing Carl's work alongside your own. Maybe that'll teach you the consequences of pretending to be sick!
 * George: Sheen did start thinking...about Homer. When the wreckage was cleared away, Jimmy set off along the line.
 * Tails: Hi, Jimmy. Great to see you again.
 * George: Whizzed Tails.
 * Tails: I was just doing one more thorough search before I turn in for the night.
 * Jimmy: Well done, Tails. Bye! And keep up the good work.
 * George: And the little diesel purred back home.

Trivia

 * Jimmy Neutron and his driver, Cindy Vortex are introduced to the series in this episode.

Quote 2

 * George: Quite soon, they found Willie. *scene cuts to Willie in front of the tunnel* He was stuck at the far end of the tunnel, and was very cross.
 * Willie: Och! Me wee boiler! And me paint! Tunnels should be built like tunnels unlike this death trap! This railway disgusts me!
 * Shrek: Don't be stupid!
 * George: said Shrek.
 * Shrek: That tunnel is giant enough for engines who don't rock and roll like us ogres!

Quote 3

 * George: That evening, Mr. Cena spoke severely to Willie.
 * John Cena: LISTEN TO ME! There ain't NOTHING faulty about that tunnel you went through, Willie! And the reason why you jammed it is because you tried to do your so-called "rock n' roll"! Tunnels ain't dance floors, railways ain't concert arenas, and you AIN'T A POP-STAR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!
 * George: Then Mr. Cena gave his full attention to Willie's funnel.
 * John Cena: If you whine and complain about that tunnel again,
 * George: he said ominously.
 * John Cena: I'm afraid I'll have to end your career on the Island, so far you're on probation for jamming yourself in a small tunnel. So you better start thinking now and do what's best for business. Do I make myself clear?

Trivia

 * Groundskeeper Willie and his driver, Shrek is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * George: Mac the Little Engine loves all the sights and sounds along his line and knows them very well. One day after he had returned from being mended he was enjoying himself more than ever before. Along the way, he met Jimmy.
 * Mac: You know.
 * George: He said.
 * Mac: If it wasn't for all these familiar faces and places, I'd feel as though I was on a different railway.
 * George: Jimmy laughed.
 * Jimmy Neutron: I'm most glad you're pleased. The manager stated "Let's mend the track so well that he won't know where it is." And we did, and you didn't. If you know what I'm trying to say.
 * George: Mac liked this hardworking diesel.
 * Jimmy: However, there is one bad bit.
 * George: Warned Jimmy just before the first station.
 * Jimmy: An engine is likely to come off there. Particularly, Willie. He will rock and roll along the line. Look, there he comes right now and he's doing it! (in unison, Willie came tilting as he was rolling along the track)
 * Jimmy: I hope his passengers don't get hurt.
 * Willie: Are you talkin' about WIllie?! I'm a Scottish engine and I believe in Scottish speaking. Speak up ya wee ones!
 * George: Jimmy warned Willie about the bad bit of rail.
 * Willie: BAH! WIllie knows his way about. He don't need stinky diesels tellin' him how to do things!
 * George: Jimmy felt hurt. WIllie banged around the yard then he puffed crossly toward the big station. Eddy was already there waiting for him.
 * Eddy: You're late, slouch!
 * George: He snapped.
 * Willie; Och! WIllie knows. It's all that Neutron diesel's fault. He tries to tell Willie how to avoid derailment and then expects Willie to find his own coaches!
 * Eddy: Man, if that ain't bunk, I don't know what is.
 * George: Said Eddy.
 * Eddy: Anyway, let me tell you about diesels. One came to our railway and tried to overthrow Mr. Cena! But I showed him up and he was vanquished! Piece of cake!
 * George: Willie was full of admiration. He didn't know that Eddy was boastful and wasn't known for telling the truth.

Trivia

 * This is the First time in the series, the song, Go, Jimmy, Jimmy is heard.

Quotes

 * George: It was winter on the Island of Sodor. Carl puffed nervously along the line. His funnel had never been the same since his accident with some cars. Now the biting wind was trying to blow it away.
 * Carl: My funnel's acting all wobbly.
 * George: He complained.
 * Carl: I sure hope the manager hurries with my new one. He says it'll be something special.
 * Sheen: Your special funnel's just as real as Fabio!
 * George: Teased Sheen
 * Abe: In my day, we never whined about funnels! We were lucky to have never lost 'em. (chuckles)
 * George: Laughed Abe.
 * Willie: Och, All this gossip about funnels.
 * George: Sulked Willie.
 * Willie: Willie needs some sleep (falls asleep)
 * Colin: Never mind them.
 * George: Soothed Colin.
 * Mac: Yeah, your funnel will come soon enough.
 * George: The other engines were fond of Carl, but his special funnel had become quite a joke.

Quote 1

 * George: The steamroller was making rude remarks about the engines.
 * Francis: Railways are no good! Tear 'em apart! Once I get rid of this railway, I'll make everyone think that trains and railways never existed!
 * Sheen: Have no fear, engines! Leave that menace to me! I'll send him to the cleaners! Francis will soon get a run for his whatever you call it!
 * George: Next day, Francis was waiting at the level crossing.
 * Francis: HMPH! You're that Sheen-puff!
 * George: Sheen was standing no nonsense.
 * Sheen: And YOU Francis, I've heard of you, you menace!
 * Francis: And I've heard of you. So you have steamroller wheels, doesn't mean you can hold a candle to me.
 * Sheen: Candle?! I could hold a hundred candles better than you! Ta-ta! *blows his whistle*
 * George: Francis chuffered on, fuming!

Quote 2

 * Sheen: Hey! Get out of the way, you street pig!
 * Francis: Nobody tells me to move; especially imitation steamrollers. You're not the boss of me. Get out of MY way!
 * George: Then there was trouble.
 * (Francis skids against Sheen's cars causing most to derail and Sheen blew his whistle.)
 * Sheen: Hey!
 * George: Cried Sheen.
 * Sheen: You did that! It's your fault!
 * Francis: Na-uh! It's yours!
 * George: Everyone was arguing about who was to blame.
 * (Then a police siren was briefly heard along with the sound of a car door opening)
 * Chief Wiggum: Hello! Hello! Hello!
 * George: Said a police man ominously
 * Chief Wiggum: And just what the heck's going on here?!

Trivia

 * Francis is introduced to the series in this episode.
 * Chief Wiggum makes his only appearance in the series in this episode as the ominous police man.

Quote 1

 * George: Mindy is Conductor Neptune's daughter. One day, she was working on Mac with some polish and a rag. Mac was snoozing happily, but Mindy wanted to talk.
 * Mindy: Hey, wake up, Sleepy-Head! Your brass is so dirty! Don't you feel the least bit ashamed?
 * Mac (groggily): No.
 * George: Yawned, Mac.
 * Mac: I'm too tired to complain.
 * George: And Mac closed his eyes. He was thinking about his friend, Colin. And all the good times they shared before Colin went away to be mended.

Quote 2

 * Willie: Ain't ye goin' to polish Willie?
 * George: he asked.
 * Mindy: I'm sorry, Willie. I can't polish you today, because I have to go with Daddy to get the Krabby Patties ready for the passengers. Don't you worry, Willie.
 * George: But Willie was furious.
 * Willie: Och! It's no fair to Willie!
 * George: he complained.
 * Willie: Carl gets his awkward looking funnel, Sheen gets his fancy wheels, passengers get smelly Krabby Patties, Willie's still dirty and smelly!

Quote 3

 * Willie: Och! More smelly work?!
 * George: grumbled Willie.
 * Willie: I need to get me rest! Can ye take Willie to the sheds?!
 * Shrek: Yes.
 * Willie: Really?!
 * Shrek: NO!
 * Willie: OCH! I Willie needs his rest, now!
 * Shrek: Could you not be your grumbly self for five minutes?! On with ya, and quit whining about getting ye rest!

Trivia

 * Mindy (from The "Spongebob Squarepants Movie") makes her only appearance in the series as Nancy.

Quotes

 * George: Willie would not stop grumbling. He grumbled that he wasn't polished enough. He grumbled he was overworked. Most of all, he grumbled about the passengers.
 * Mac: Willie, you're so selfish! I'm glad Colin's coming home soon. I bet he can teach you some common sense before it's too late.
 * Willie: What does the Irish lad have to do with Willie?!
 * Mac: Colin saved our railway.
 * George: Replied Mac.
 * Carl: Really? Oooo...Tell us about it, please!
 * George: Said Carl.
 * Mac: Well...
 * George: Said Mac.
 * Mac: It was before you came here.
 * (Transitions to Mac's story)

Quotes

 * Jimmy: Uh, excuse me. Do you like bluebells by any chance?
 * George: The engine looked startled.
 * Ash: Uh, sure. Bluebells are nice.
 * Jimmy: Well, this is your lucky day because I'm getting you out of here.

Trivia

 * Ash Ketchum and his driver, Misty are introduced to the series in this episode.
 * The song, Go, Jimmy, Jimmy will be heard for the Second time when Jimmy travels to the other railway and back to Sodor with Ash.

Quotes

 * George: By now, all the engines were talking about Ash.
 * Bart: He runs a famous branchline. Did anyone else hear that?
 * George: Timmy was feeling a little jealous.
 * Timmy: Big deal. He may be famous, but my branch is the first on the line. Everyone knows that too.
 * George: And he huffed away to fetch his coaches.
 * Bart: Look!
 * George: Cried Bart
 * (Crowd of Passengers are shown chattering)
 * Bart: Hey, why have they all come? There's no train yet.
 * George: But Bart was wrong. The signal dropped and from far away an engine whistle.
 * (Ash's whistle blows)
 * Ignazio: Here he come!
 * George: Cried Ignazio. Ash puffed proudly through the junction. (Ash's whistle blows)
 * Edd: I hope you'll meet Timmy too.
 * George: Said Edd.
 * Edd: You've both branchlines to feel proud of.

Quotes

 * Hugh: Hey, thief! That's OUR ball!
 * George: But Ash didn't hear him.
 * Ash: Come on, you cars! We've got work to finish!
 * Hugh: My favorite duck-covered ball! Wake up, Sugarbooger!
 * George: Said Hugh to his car.
 * Hugh: The boys and I have to get our ball back!
 * George: Judy rolled crossly and rolled down the road. Ash wasn't hurrying. Judy soon came up behind.
 * Judy: Excuse me, young train!
 * George: She wailed. The players shouted, but Ash was too far away for Misty and Brock to see or hear properly. They completely misunderstood.
 * Misty: They want a race?
 * George: Said Misty
 * Misty: They've earned one! Step on it, Ash!!!!
 * Ash (under his breath): So bossy...

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Judy Neutron the Car and Ash's fireman, Brock to the series.

Quote 1

 * Spongebob: What do you think he means?
 * George: Whispered Spongebob.
 * Eddy: It means this diesel's probably a jerk!
 * George: snapped Eddy. And he was (in unison, the scene faded to where Bad News Barrett entered) The diesel surveyed the shed.
 * Barrett: Well, at least I have SOME decorum.
 * George: He muttered.
 * Barrett: Well, I am impressed that you're all sterile and look perfect for SOME people to see.
 * George: The engines glared.
 * Barrett: But I'm afraid I've got some bad news! It's nobody's fault, but your own and former WWE Superstar, John Cena should scrap all of you steamers and get clean and elegant diesels like me. Because all my driver does is fill me up with oil, flicks my switch, and I'm off to work without delay! However, all YOUR drivers do is fuss you about for hours, shoveling and gorging your rusty fireboxes with filthy, nasty coal....
 * Timmy (in his mind): Rusty?... Filthy?!.... N-N-NASTY?!
 * George: Timmy spluttered to himself.
 * Barrett: and fill you up with contaminated water until your smelly and disgusting water tanks overflow until you are ready, and some of you won't even survive till your next job! *laughs evilly and rolls away*
 * George: The engines were furious! (the engines furiously growl and blow their whistles angrily) Next morning, they held an indignation meeting around the turntable
 * Homer: Why that big--!!!!
 * Edd: How could that diesel have the temerity to say that the water we use in our tanks is polluted?!
 * George: fumed Edd.
 * Eddy: Who's that guy think he is?!
 * Ed: I'm not in my happy place, guys.
 * Bubbles: H-H-HE'S EVIL!
 * George: cried Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: He insulted us and made us look like slackers! *bawls*
 * George: bawled Bubbles.
 * Piero and Ignazio: How dare he say evil thing-a-to us?!
 * George: cried PIero and Ignazio.
 * Piero and Ignazio: We teach-a-the lesson to-a-the evildoer! But how we do that?!

Quote 2

 * Barrett: Now you see, you disgusting lads how a real diesel like me gets it done! *laughs evilly*
 * George: He purred slowly towards his coaches. Then... it happened.
 * Barrett: *shaking and spluttering* What the--?! What's happening?! AAUUGHH!!!!
 * George: Shaking and spluttering, Bad News Barrett stopped.
 * Barrett: Aw, c'mon!
 * Spongebob: Looks like we've got some bad news for you, Barrett!
 * Barrett: What bad news?! I come up with the bad news 'ere!
 * Ash: Well, you're too late on this one, chump! The bad news is maybe tomorrow, *short pause* YOU won't be around! *he and Spongebob laughs*
 * Barrett: *roars in fury*
 * George: roared Bad News Barrett.
 * *scene fades into Gil looking for his hat*
 * George: Meanwhile, Inspector Gil was looking for his hat. Bad News Barrett seethed with fury as Spongebob and Ash pushed him back to the shed.
 * Gil: Augh! Ya sucked in Ol' Gil's hat! That was a rental!
 * John Cena: I'm sorry about your hat, but we've got bigger problems. The heavy train's due. I'll need you take it, Spongebob.
 * Spongebob: Yes, sir!
 * John: Ash, would you also help?
 * Ash: Yeah! I need a good run to remember my last day here.
 * George: The engines were soon ready.
 * John: Homer will take over from halfway so get the train to there on time. Good luck.
 * Ash: Don't worry.
 * George: Smiled Ash.
 * Ash: We'll get there and we'll even be early!
 * George: The cavalcade moved carefully over the rails and out to the open line.

Trivia

 * Bad News Barrett makes his only appearance in the series as The Diesel in this episode.
 * Gil (from the Simpsons) also makes his only appearance in the series as the Inspector in this episode.

Quotes

 * George: Timmy the Tank Engine puffed happily along his branch line with Cosmo and Wanda. John Cena was waiting on the platform. He looked at his watch.
 * John: Punctual timing, Timmy. You're right on time and very dependable.
 * Bubbles: Did you hear that, Timmy Bear?
 * Timmy: I did, Bubbly Bunny. And thanks, Mr. Cena.
 * George: Whistled Timmy.
 * Cosmo: Yay! Right on time!
 * Wanda: I'm proud of you, Timmy.
 * George: Said the coaches. But the big engines were not feeling cheerful at all.
 * Ed: Oh, Bart!! Bart?!
 * Eddy: That little brat was supposed to fetch our coaches. He expects US to get 'em?!
 * George: He edged angrily onto the turntable and spoke rudely to Ed.
 * Eddy: Hey, Lumpy, what's wrong with you?! It ain't raining today so quit your blubbering and fetch me my coaches will ya?!
 * Ed: I, Ed am no longer afraid of melting like cheese! But, you Eddy could be a clown! Could we not joineth the circus?!
 * Eddy: Hey, let me tell you-
 * Bart: Hey, so you guys hear the news?
 * Homer: What news, boy?
 * Bart: The circus is in town!
 * Eddy: Are you just playing along with Lumpy?!
 * Bart: Heck, no! The circus is really here! I've been busy with these cars. Well, don't just stand around, Mr. Cena needs help!

Quotes

 * George: Rudy had been to the works to be mended. (flashback to "Rudy Owns Up") Some troublesome cars tricked him and the Great Western Engine fell into the turntable well. Now Rudy was as good as new, but he was still worried about cars.
 * Rudy: I'm better off without them.
 * George: He puffed to himself. But the freight cars sang songs rude and loud. Terrence, their leader led the chorus.
 * Terrence and the cars(singing): Rudy is no use at all. Think's he very clever. Says that he can manage us. That's the best joke ever! When he bosses us around with the greatest folly, we just push him down the weeeelllll. Pop goes ol' Rudy!
 * George: Timmy, Spongebob and Bart were shocked.
 * Timmy, Spongebob and Bart: Shut up!
 * George: They ordered.

Quote 2

 * George: Soon Blocky was explaining his plan.
 * Spongebob: Hoppin' Clams, Blocky! That's so underhanded of you to suggest such a plan to Rudy.
 * George: But Rudy spoke next.
 * Rudy: No, Spongebob. Blocky's right. This was all my fault and if anyone's gonna set things right, it's me!
 * Blocky: I mean it in a respectful way, Rudy.
 * Rudy: Of course, you do, Blocky. Anyway, Penny says the same and she's talked things over with the stationmaster.
 * Spongebob: Well, do what you must,
 * George: Conceited Spongebob.
 * Spongebob: But I better be going. Don't wanna keep my passengers waiting. Good luck!
 * (Spongebob puffs away while saying "I'm ready" repeatedly)
 * Rudy: Catch you later!
 * George: Smiled Rudy bravely. But he felt very nervous inside. Rudy marshaled the worst cars two by two.
 * Blocky(whispering): That's the way to do it, Rudy.
 * George: Whispered Blocky.
 * Blocky: Now if you save Terrence for last, then he'll be right behind you. You can bump him if he starts any trouble.
 * (Rudy puffs away and the scene then fades to Rudy shunting Terrence to the front of the cars)
 * Terrence (whispering): Hold him back! Hold him back!
 * George: Whispered Terrence.
 * Terrence: Pass it on.
 * George: The silly cars giggled. But Rudy knew what to do. There was plenty of sand on the rails and his wheels gripped splendidly. He gave a great heave.
 * (Rudy, in unison, does so)
 * Terrence: AAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!
 * George: Moaned Terrence.
 * Terrence: Cut it out, you doofus!
 * Spongebob: Keep it up!
 * George: Yelled Spongebob.
 * Spongebob: Go, Rudy! Go!
 * Terrence: AAAAAUUUUGGGHH!!!
 * George: Wailed Terrence.
 * Terrence: I'm going to...BREAK!
 * (Then Terrence's coupling broke, Rudy moved forward and Terrence fell apart.)
 * George: And he did. Then there was trouble.
 * John: So, Rudy. You don't know your own strength? Is that what you have to say for yourself?
 * Rudy: N-n-no, Mr. Cena.
 * George: Sai-Said Rudy nervously. John Cena inspected Terrence.
 * John: Just as I suspected. Your wood's rotten and your frames are shot. We'll put you back together and maybe you'll learn something from this experience.
 * George: Nowadays, Rudy only takes the cars when the other engines are busy. But they are always quick to warn each other.
 * Cars: Take care with Rudy. If you play tricks on him, you'll never be the same car again.
 * George: Terrence has learned his lesson and says nothing at all.

Trivia

 * This episode marks Terrence's only appearance in the series as S. C. Ruffey.

Goofs

 * George Carlin stutters when he says "Said Rudy nervously".

Quotes

 * George: Johnny the Tram Engine has cowcatchers and side plates. They help to prevent animals from getting hurt if they should stray onto the line. Trixie thought Johnny's fenders were silly.
 * Trixie: You're just afraid that you'll get hurt!
 * George: She flounced.
 * Johnny: No way, jose!
 * George: Huffed Johnny.
 * Trixie: Yeah, you are. I don't have stupid fenders, but I'm not frightened. I'd just blow my horn and they'd all go running for the hills.
 * Johnny: No they wouldn't!
 * George: Said Johnny.
 * Trixie: They would with me. Animals always move if you blow your horn and look them in the eye.
 * Johnny: Even bulls?
 * Trixie: That's right. Even bulls.
 * George: Said Trixie. Trixie had never met a bull, but she purred away quite unconcerned.

Quote 2

 * Trixie: Ahem!
 * George: Said Trixie
 * Trixie: Go on! Time to move!
 * George: Tauros was too busy chomping to take any notice.
 * Trixie: Ahem!
 * George: Said Trixie again. But Tauros kept grazing.
 * Trixie: This isn't how it's meant to happen!
 * George: Thought Trixie
 * Trixie: How the heck do I look him the eye if he won't turn around?
 * George: At last he did.
 * Tauros: *moooo!*
 * George: Said Tauros.
 * Trixie: Ah! Oh my gosh!
 * George: Murmured Trixie
 * Trixie: Why won't he run away?!
 * Driver: Go on, Trixie!
 * George: Said her driver.
 * Driver: He's harmless!
 * Trixie: Yeah.
 * George: Said Trixie unhappily.
 * Trixie: You know he's harmless and I know he's harmless. But does he know? Look at his horns. What if I bump into him and I hurt-I mean he hurts me...um...
 * Driver: The farmer wouldn't like that.
 * George: Tauros sniffed at Trixie.
 * Tauros: *sniffing*
 * Trixie: Eeeww!!
 * George: Said Trixie and that was that. Trixie did no more. Johnny was bemused and amused to see her back in the station so soon.
 * Johnny: Hey, Trixie! I thought bulls always ran for the hills if you blew your horn and looked 'em in the eye!
 * Trixie: Oh, shut up.
 * George: Retorted Trixie.
 * Johnny: Oh, well.
 * George: Continued Johnny.
 * Johnny: We can learn from our mistakes and experiences. I better chase him away for you I guess. (to Plank) Come on, Buddy!
 * George: He clanked away to find Tauros. Johnny's bell rang and his whistle sounded, but Tauros took no notice. Then Johnny unleashed his secret weapon.
 * Johnny: YEE-HAW! (as he said this, stinky breath from anchovy paste shot out from his mouth in reference to "Shoo Ed" and in unison, Tauros mooed)
 * George: That did the trick. Johnny used his secret weapon a little more.
 * Johnny (in unison): YEE-HAW!
 * Tauros: *mooooo*
 * George: And now, breakfast over, Tauros chuntered away to join the farmer.
 * Tauros (in unison): *moo*

Trivia

 * Tauros (from Pokemon) makes his first appearance in the series as Champion and will portray other bulls in later episodes.

Quotes

 * George: One evening, Timmy brought his last train to the junction. Bart was glad to see him.
 * Bart: Hey, Timmy, are you on your way to the big station?
 * George: Asked Bart.
 * Timmy: Yeah, why?
 * Bart: Because I'm going there too!
 * Timmy: I think something's up.
 * George: Johnny looked up at the sky.
 * Johnny: Where?!
 * Timmy: Not up there. Down here.
 * George: Laughed Timmy
 * Johnny: How can something be up when it's down? Weird, huh, Plank?
 * George: Timmy was too excited to explain. (in unison, Timmy blew his whistle)
 * Timmy: Son of a gun! Look over there!
 * George: Buttercup, Skinner, Snap, Bloo, Piero, Rudy and Ignazio paraded past.
 * Piero: Good eve-a-ning, you three!
 * George: Whistled Piero.
 * Piero: Are we all-a the fine-a sight?!
 * Johnny: Cool parade, huh, guys?
 * George: Admired Johnny.
 * Piero: Sorry we no stop. Mister-a Cena, he need us all at-a the station.
 * Timmy: What the heck's this about?
 * George: Asked Timmy.
 * Bubbles: Mr. Cena has a plan.
 * George: Answered Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Come on, Sweetie!
 * George: So they followed the other engines to the big station at the end of the line.

Quote 2

 * Timmy: I had a race with Milhouse once, I whooshed into the station and stopped nearly an inch from the buffers!
 * George: Then Timmy made his mistake.
 * Timmy: Like this, Rude! (in unison, he ran through and broke the buffers)
 * George: he boasted.
 * *Timmy runs through a fence in front of a hill, and rolls down the hill and crashes*
 * Rudy: Uh, oh....
 * (sound of birds [when somebody in a cartoon is hit on the head] is heard as Timmy was shown with his eyes squeezed shut)
 * George: No one was hurt, but Timmy's front was badly bent. They telephoned John Cena.
 * John Cena: Aw, that cheeky Timmy! Take him to the works, but if you can't mend him in time, we'll have to go to the big city without him.

Trivia

 * This is the 100th episode of the series.

Quote 1

 * John Cena: Ladies, gentlemen, children of all ages, and engines. I am proudly honored to announce that Queen Elizabeth herself is coming here to visit us, now on with the preparations!
 * George: The engines were wondering who would pull the royal train.
 * Edd: Sadly, I'm too weak to pull a vital train like that.
 * George: said Edd.
 * Homer: I should pull the train! I'm the strongest! Marge says so!
 * Eddy: Forget, you two! Mr. Cena will choose me!
 * George: said Eddy.
 * Ed: YOU?!
 * George: huffed Ed.
 * Ed: The number you are dialing is not in service, Eddy. I, Ed, will achieve greatness as I pull the train and am rewarded with Buttered Toast painted all over me!
 * (Scene fades into Knapford Station in the rain)
 * George: Then the rain came.

Quote 2

 * George: Edd bustled in.
 * Edd: *blows his whistle* The Queen has finally arrived!!!!
 * *signal clunks down*

Quotes

 * Timmy: Hi, Spongebob. Goin' fishing? I'd be careful if I were you,
 * Spongebob: Why?
 * George: Puffed Spongebob.
 * Timmy: Well, for one thing.
 * George: Puffed Timmy, remembering his own experience.
 * Timmy: If fish get into a train's boiler, the results aren't pretty. And for another reason, fish have this REEKY smell. And trust me, I know what I'm talking about. Good night. (blows his whistle [sounding like Edd's] and exits the scene)

Goofs

 * Timmy's whistle sound in this episode is actually Edd's.

Quote 1

 * Driver: Well, if that doesn't take the biscuit. They've run out of room in the parade and don't need a special attraction after all. We've got to go home, Johnny. I'm sorry, boy.
 * Johnny: *sigh* Wouldn't you know it, Plank?
 * George: sighed Johnny. Bart was shunting in the yard. He didn't expect to see Johnny.
 * Bart: Hey, Johnny. Why aren't you at the parade?
 * George: Before Johnny could reply, John Cena arrived.
 * John: Bart, leave this cars here please. I'm afraid there's an emergency going on at the harbor.
 * Kevin: Let's kick it, Bart. This has Squidward's name written all over it.
 * Bart: Squidward? Who the heck's that?
 * George: Wondered Bart. He was still surprised about Johnny and now he had two puzzles to sort out. Kevin explained.


 * Kevin: Squidward's one heck of a diagreeable and boring barge. The dork NEVER stops griping and throwing fits.
 * George: Kevin was right about Squidward. Today, the barge was more bad-tempered than ever.
 * Squidward: C'mon, move it! Why aren't you morons where you should be right now?!
 * Freight Car: There's no engine, and we can only go where we're put!
 * George: Shouted the cars.
 * Freight Car: YOU'RE in the wrong place, not us!
 * Squidward: I'm NOT in the wrong place! You zeroes are in the wrong place! *chuckles* zeroes. *laughs* I crack myself up.
 * George: When Bart finally arrived, Squidward was sulking and the cars were crosser still.
 * Freight Car #2: Our stone is for Squidward! Please put us in a siding so we can load him up and be rid of him!
 * George: But the cars were being careless. As Bart was lining them up, they burst through some buffers.
 * Freight Cars: HELP! HELP!
 * George: They wailed..... but it was too late!!!! *cars pile on Squidward*
 * Squidward (gurgling): Ohhh.....
 * George: moaned Squidward.
 * Squidward (gurgling): I'm sinking!!!!
 * Freight Cars: Serves you right!
 * George: giggled the cars.
 * Freight Cars: You were always barging in and moaning!

Trivia

 * This is Squidward Tentacles' only appearance in the series as Bulstrode.

Trivia

 * This is the last episode of Season 4.

Quote 1

 * Miss Fowl: Put your CAAARS over here! BAAAAWK!!!!!

Quote 2

 * Engines: HELP!!!!!
 * Alec: cried the engines.
 * Miss Fowl: I CAAAAAN'T BAAAAWWWKKKK!!!!!
 * Alec: cried Fowl. After the storm was over, John Cena surveyed the damage and inspected Winifred.
 * John Cena: I'll have to get Timmy and Bart to help you so that you can help free the engines.
 * Miss Fowl: PLEEEEASE! HURRY! BAAAAWWK!!! AND GIVE THEM MY MOST SINCERE APOOOOLOGIES!!!! BAWK!
 * John Cena: You mean you caused this melee earlier?! *sighs and groans* I should owe the 2 engines a HUGE apology.

Trivia

 * Miss Fowl debuts in the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Fowl: BAAAWWWKKKK!!!! Hey, you down there. Your JOOOOB'S done now. These LOORRRIES are taking over. I believe one of them wants to TAAALK to you.
 * Alec: The lorry was very rude.
 * Dolph: What are you looking at, "Scrap"-y-Doo? The scrapyard's that way!
 * Bart: Who you calling, scrap, you...you...
 * Dolph: I'm waiting...
 * Bart: Oh, forget it!
 * (Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney laugh as Bart exited the scene)
 * (Scene fades to Bart backing up to cars at the docks)
 * Alec: A little later, Bart met Timmy and Eddy. Another lorry was being rude to them.
 * Jimbo: Hey, who let a dirty hedgehog on the tracks. Oh, never mind, it's only Simpson! (leaves the scene)
 * Timmy: Geez, Louise. What a jerk!
 * Alec: Exclaimed Timmy
 * Eddy: If I had arms and legs, he'd be the one getting scrapped!
 * Alec: retorted Eddy.

Trivia

 * This episode marks the only appearance of the Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney as the Lorries in this episode.

Quote 1

 * Mac: You need rocks for your roads.
 * Alec: said Mac.
 * Mac: and we're helping you.
 * Francis: I need to wail on little engines in the scrapyards!
 * Alec: retorted Francis.

Quote 2

 * Alec: Francis was blocking his way and a car was stuck on the mainline.
 * Spongebob: Uh, excuse me sir, you're on my track which is also my way.
 * Francis: You're just gonna have to wait, Cheese-head.
 * Alec: Replied Francis.
 * Spongebob: But I can't wait! My cars are in the way of where Homer's going to come through.
 * Francis: Then looks like he's gonna have to wait too.
 * Alec: Said Francis. Spongebob's driver went to complain to the stationmaster, but the signalman had set the signal to allow Homer to speed through. His passengers were singing his praises and he was making express time.
 * Homer (singing alternative lyrics of Queen's We are the Champions): I am the champion! I am the champion!
 * Alec: He whistled long and loud as he approached the station. Suddenly, he saw a freight car on the line.
 * Homer: You're in my way, moron!
 * Alec: But the freight car wouldn't move until Homer forced it...(Homer screams and rams the freight car which sent it flying and landing with a crash) By accident. Homer was worried John Cena would be cross. He was, but not with Homer.
 * John: Whoever is responsible for this, they'll have to answer to me.

Quotes

 * Timmy: My favorite station's Ffarquahr.
 * Alec: Said Timmy
 * Johnny: Plank and mine's Maithwaite.
 * Alec: Said Johnny
 * Johnny: How about yours, Bart?
 * Alec: Bart was too tired to think properly.
 * Bart (tired): Not now, I'm not in the mood for the docks.
 * Timmy: Yeah. We know you've been at the docks!
 * Alec: Said Timmy
 * Timmy: Now, your favorite station-?!
 * Bart: All right. Arlesdale end.
 * Johnny: But that's where Plank and I are from.
 * Alec: Said Johnny.
 * Bart: That's the whole reason I like it. Especially when you're there and not here to tell me I look stupid!

Quote 2

 * Bart: Why's Tails buzzing around me? I can't race today! Whoa! It's a goat!
 * Kevin: Ram, dude.
 * Ram: *baas*
 * Bart: Great! We're gonna be late! I should have realized Tails was trying to tell us something.

Quotes

 * Alec: It had been raining hard for weeks. Johnny was feeling miserable. Everywhere was wet, wet, wet. His branchline runs through a village. The water and the river had risen with the rain. Only the great wall known as a dam was stopping the water from overflowing. Bart arrived just as Johnny was about to inspect the dam for any damage.
 * Bart: Kevin says it could be dangerous up there! For the love of humanity, be careful, Johnny!
 * Johnny: Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy, Bart.
 * Alec: Puffed Johnny bravely. Bart watched anxiously as Johnny trundled away. His journey took him over a wooden bridge at the end of the village. The river surged dangerously beneath it. Tails the Helicopter was inspecting the dam as Johnny arrived.
 * Driver: Be brave, Johnny!
 * Alec: Called his driver.
 * Driver: We have to cross to the other side.
 * Alec: The dam did not look safe at all. Johnny was very worried. Soon he knew why.

Quote 2

 * Johnny: Help me, somebody!
 * Alec: Called Johnny.
 * Bart: Oh man!
 * Kevin: Quick, dude! Let's follow him on our line. It meets the river further down. We're comin' for ya, Johnny boy!
 * Alec: As Johnny floated helplessly on the flood waters, they saw a sign that made them shutter. "Beware the Waterfall".
 * Johnny: I never even got to say good-bye to Plank!
 * Driver: If we go over that waterfall, we're doomed.
 * Alec: Then they saw Tails who swooped low and shouted urgently to them.
 * Tails: We're about to toss a rope to you! Attach it to yourself as quick as you can!
 * Alec: And they did, to one of Johnny's buffers. Just then Bart arrived. Tails flew lower to him.
 * Tails: Catch the rope and pull Johnny to safety!
 * (Scene fades to the rope tied to Bart. Then Bart pulled Johnny away from the waterfall.)
 * Alec: Johnny was safe at last.

Quote 1

 * Snap: That's my load of cars!
 * Alec: Said Snap
 * Bloo: Na-uh! It's rightfully property of Blooregard Q. Kazoo!
 * Alec: Said Bloo.
 * Bloo: Besides, yours are probably over there.
 * Snap: Mine!
 * Bloo: Not!
 * Snap: Mine!
 * Bloo: Not!
 * Alec: Skinner was close by.
 * Skinner: Stop your attitude, engines or the only thing you'll have left to share is--
 * Snap and Bloo derail each other*
 * Skinner (annoyed): Chaos!
 * Bloo: Stupid!
 * Alec: snapped Bloo.
 * Snap: Stupid, yourself!
 * Alec: retorted Snap.
 * John Cena: Snap, Bloo, behave yourselves or I'll punish you and send you to your shed!
 * Alec: scolded Cena. We have a new diesel coming to help you, so you'd better get your acts together.
 * Alec: scolded Cena. We have a new diesel coming to help you, so you'd better get your acts together.

Quote 2

 * Bloo: C'mon! C'mon! Push harder, ya stupid klutz!
 * Alec: shouted Bloo. But the diesel couldn't push any harder.
 * Rex: (panting) Wah! I'm overheating again! (breaks down)
 * Snap: Oh, that's just great!
 * Alec: Snorted Snap.
 * Snap's driver: *sigh* You know what?
 * Alec: Sighed Snap's driver.
 * Snap's driver: Let's try and finish the journey anyway. It means we'll have to pull the diesel as well. Can you do it, you two?
 * Snap and Bloo: You know it!
 * Alec: And sure enough, they could.

Trivia

 * Rex from Toy Story makes his only appearance in the series as Derek in this episode.

Quotes

 * Alec: Then they approached an unknown area. Misty made a decision.
 * Misty: We're best off waiting here until the fog's all cleared.
 * Ash: Hey. What are those weird sounds?
 * Alec: Wondered Ash. Then the fog slowly lifted.
 * Ash: (exclaims like he did when he woke up late in "Pokemon! I Choose You!") Oh no! We're in the scrapyards!
 * Alec: Misty and Brock went for help. Ash was alone. But not for long. Two diesels approached.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Well, if it isn't our old friend, Ashton. You'll make some lovely scrap indeed. Buffer him, dear!
 * Anti-Wanda: Der, with pleasures! (buffers up to Ash)
 * Alec: The diesels took him to the large smelters shed.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Goodbye, Ashton! (evil chuckle)
 * (Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda leave)
 * Alec: Ash looked up. Above him was a huge grabber.
 * Ash: Hey! You're not gonna scrap me!
 * Alec: The grabber wasn't listening. But just as it was about to grab hold of him, it stopped. There stood John Cena.
 * John: You were lucky I had to make a stop at the scrapyard tonight, Ash. This habit of rescuing you really needs to stop.
 * Ash: Oh, no problem, Mr. Cena. But I learned one thing tonight.
 * John: What's that?
 * Ash: There's no place like home!
 * John: And that's exactly where you're going.
 * Ash: Yeah! I'm on the rails to the Bluebell Railway!
 * (episode ends)

Trivia

 * Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda are introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Alec: One morning, John Cena, Max and Emmy came to see Johnny.
 * John: Come on, Johnny. We're all going to the seaside. We'll ride in Plank.
 * Johnny: No problem, Cena!

Quote 2

 * Alec: Ed was waiting for Timmy's cars.
 * Ed: Tsk! Tsk! Do you know how long I have been waiting?! And who stepped on a duck?!
 * Alec: grumbled Ed.
 * Timmy: It's the stupid fish, Frankenstein! And there's danger on the track. That's why me and Bubbly-Biscuit are late.
 * Ed: The number you are dialing is not in service, little buddy! Assemble my fish cakes!
 * Timmy: They're CARS, Ed.
 * (scene fades into Bubbles & the yardmaster)
 * Alec: Bubbles was in the yardmasters' office, when they heard Ed's whistle. *in unison, Ed blew his whistle* and puffs away with his train* He was steaming out of the station with his long heavy train called the Flying Kipper.
 * Bubbles: Which track is that funny Ed taking tonight?
 * Yardmaster: The coastal run, it's the quickest.
 * Bubbles: WHAT?!!!! YOU CAN'T!!!! The tracks are too dangerous for huge trains like Ed!

Quotes

 * Alec: Timmy, Bart and Eddy were looking at the early morning sky.
 * Timmy: Man, everyone seems a lot happier when Spring is here.
 * Alec: Said Timmy.
 * Eddy: Everyone except Cena!
 * Alec: Grumbled Eddy.
 * Eddy: He's working us WAY TOO HARD! I'm tired of working without any form of payment!
 * Bart: He just wants everything to be ready for when people go on vacations, man.
 * Alec: Replied Bart.
 * Bart: And if you ask me, this time of year gives me SPRING FEVER, BABY!
 * Eddy: PFFT! Big deal! Someday the countryside will be made over based on my ideas!
 * Alec: And he puffed away to collect his freight cars from the docks.

Trivia

 * Granny Neutron is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Alec: Blocky the Brake Van was feeling sad. Everywhere he looked he could see engines and coaches moving steadily forwards. They all looked confident and cheerful. One day he decided to talk to Rudy the Great Western Engine.
 * Blocky: Rudy, I'm always going backwards. I've been having thoughts of going forwards. I could be a natural born leader if you know what I mean.
 * Homer: You?! A leader?! You can't even pull cars without an engine! You don't even have a train for that matter!
 * Alec: Homer said. Blocky felt sadder still. Rudy wanted to help
 * Rudy: Ah, don't listen to him, Blocky. You're as useful as the day you were built. You help me brake and keep my freight cars from acting up when we go down hills.
 * Blocky: I know, Rudy. But it would be so exciting to go forwards instead of seeing the world sliding away from me.

Quotes

 * Alec: The little engines were busy clearing their railroad of leaves and broken branches. Carl and Jimmy often work together. One day, Jimmy helped Carl to a water tower. Carl felt much better after his long drink, but the freight cars were bored.

Quote 2

 * Driver: John Cena will be most annoyed.
 * Alec: And he was.
 * John: You'll work in the yards until you've earned my trust again.
 * Alec: Willie was delighted with Carl's dilemma.
 * Willie: Fancy not handling ye cars properly on a hill. Just wait, they'll rise from the dead and spook ye.
 * Carl: Rise from the dead and spook me...?
 * Willie: It'll happen when ye expe-BOO!
 * Carl: *screams*
 * Willie: *laughs*
 * Jimmy: And who says you're not afraid of a mere ghost?!
 * Willie: Bah! Willie ain't afraid of no ghosts.
 * Jimmy: Well, then let me tell you a story that will make you think opposite wise.

Quotes

 * Bart: Where the heck are all these rocks coming from?
 * Alec: Asked Bart.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Why, the new quarry.
 * Alec: Replied Jimmy.
 * Jimmy Neutron: This rock is useful for a lot of beneficial uses, although it's quite dangerous up there.
 * Timmy: Why?
 * Alec: Asked Timmy.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Because of a big boulder. For some reason, I feel it's watching me.
 * Alec: Said Jimmy nervously
 * Bart: How the heck can that be?! Especially coming from a genius like you? Boulders don't have eyes!
 * Jimmy: Well, Bart, something's eccentric about this one.
 * Alec: Just then Edd arrived. He was delivering a new piece of machinery for the quarry.
 * Jimmy: LEAPIN' LEPTONS! What ever is that?!
 * Alec: Exclaimed Jimmy.
 * Edd: He's called Animal. Apparently, he'll help collect the rock faster.
 * Alec: Soon Animal was working hard.
 * Animal: MAKE ROCKS ROLL! MAKE ROCKS ROLL!

Trivia

 * Animal (from the Muppets) makes his only appearance in the series in this episode as Thumper.

Quotes

 * Timmy: Bart, come on! This isn't naptime for you.
 * Bart: I ain't napping. I'm stuck and my flippin' funnel is freezing! Kevin's gone for help.
 * Timmy: Aw, for crying out loud-!
 * Alec: Huffed Timmy and went on his way. Later, Timmy had to help clear snow by a tunnel. But it was too deep. And he got stuck. Timmy was very cross.
 * Timmy: Snow is nothing but a chore for me! And it only makes me miserable!
 * Alec: He moaned. Jimmy Neutron the diesel was close by.
 * Jimmy: Cindy says this winter is as bad as the worst winter of all.
 * Timmy: How could it possibly be ANY WORSE than this?!
 * Alec: Asked Timmy.
 * Jimmy: I'll gladly tell you.
 * Alec: Replied Jimmy and then the little engine did. (transitions to Jimmy's story)
 * Jimmy: Mac was working the line to the slate mine in the mountains. When the snow came, it interfered with work. They used the snow as a double buffer zone to prevent cars barging through the ravine.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 5 Finale.
 * Jimmy Neutron narrates the majority of this episode.

Quotes

 * Mr. Krabs: Avast ye, Lads! Eugene Krabs, pride of the seven seas. I'm the new diesel and I'm here to help ye.
 * Alec: Snap and Bloo didn't think they needed any help; especially from a diesel.
 * Buttercup: Hey, new diesel. Welcome to Center Island Quarry
 * Alec: Buttercup said proudly. Mr. Krabs looked all around. Everywhere he looked he saw nothing but rocks.
 * Mr. Krabs: Fire on me poop deck! This ain't no dockyard! This is a quarry! There must be some mistake! I'm a dockyard diesel!
 * Buttercup: Well, that's too much of a shame because you're a quarry diesel now.
 * Alec: Buttercup said. And she explained that they had to complete an important job for John Cena. Mr. Krabs was sad that he wouldn't be working by the sea. But he knew what it meant to be a really useful engine.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ah, no problem. At least thar be trucks.
 * Buttercup: Better watch out for those trucks. They're nothing but trouble!

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 6.
 * Mr. Krabs is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Alec: That evening, Timmy had just returned from a hard day's work. He saw Elmer parked near the sheds. Elmer could hear the other engines talking about him. This made him sad.
 * Ed: Elmer should eat more vegetables.
 * Alec: Said Ed.
 * Edd: He may look unique, but I'm sure he has potential.
 * Alec: Said Edd.
 * Homer: He'll never be allowed to pull coaches!
 * Alec: Sniffed Homer.
 * Eddy: He's just that squaking crane on wheels!
 * Alec: Said Eddy.
 * Bart: I wouldn't let him take my mail even if I was playing hooky!
 * Alec: Said Bart. Timmy felt sorry for Elmer.
 * Timmy: Hey, dude. Don't worry. Sometimes it takes time to make new friends.
 * Alec: But Elmer wasn't sure he wanted to stay. Where no one wanted him.

Trivia

 * Elmer (Fairly Odd Parents) is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Agnes(from inside the shed): Hey! Who are you?! Can't you see I'm trying to sleep?!
 * Alec: Timmy hoped it wasn't a ghost. Then Bubbles appeared.
 * Timmy: It's not a ghost, is it?
 * Alec: Asked Timmy nervously.
 * Bubbles: It's a surprise, Timmy bear. (giggles)

Trivia

 * Agnes Skinner is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Alec: Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda love the quiet of Misty Valley. Timmy must be careful of rocks that sometimes roll onto the tracks. Cyril the fogman has a very important job. He puts detonators on the tracks to warn engines fog is coming.
 * (Timmy runs over a detonator)
 * Timmy: WHOA-HO-HO-HO!
 * Alec: Shivered Timmy.
 * Timmy: That made my axles all shaky!
 * Bubbles: The nice man, Cyril's done his job.
 * Alec: Said Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: We better slow down. There's fog ahead.
 * Timmy: Thanks, Cyril!
 * (Cyril waves)
 * Alec: That night at the sheds, John Cena had something special to show the engines. It was very large and strange looking.
 * Bart: What the heck's that?
 * Alec: Asked Bart.
 * John: A new invention. It's called a railway foghorn. It warns you when fog's ahead. Like this (turns crank on foghorn and made it go off causing files from the shed to fall)
 * (Sound stops)
 * Bart: Ay Carumba! That thing'll destroy people's ears!
 * Alec: Said Bart.
 * Eddy: That thing sounds worse than Lumpy's violin! (referring to "Pain in the Ed")
 * Alec: Huffed Eddy.
 * Homer: Sounds like an air horn through a megaphone if you ask me!
 * Alec: Grumbled Homer. Timmy was worried.
 * Timmy: But what'll Cyril do now?
 * Alec: He asked.
 * John: Cyril's gonna be taking some much needed rest.
 * Alec: Said John Cena.

Quote 2

 * Timmy: Holy crud!
 * Alec: Cried Timmy.
 * Timmy: What happened to the foghorn?!
 * Bubbles: I don't know.
 * Alec: Said Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: But at least nobody got a boo-boo. EEK! Johnny's coming down the line any minute!
 * Timmy: Oh no. If there's no fog warning,
 * Alec: Said Timmy.
 * Timmy: He's gonna ram into us!
 * Cyril (voice only): Leave it to me!
 * Alec: Called a voice from the fog.
 * Timmy: Phew! It's Cyril! He'll save the day. If he's quick to plant a detonator.
 * Alec: Johnny and his coach, Plank were chuffing along. Johnny was looking forward to a well-earned drink at the next station when...
 * (Johnny runs over detonator)
 * Johnny: Holy cow! Something popped right under me!
 * Driver: There must be fog ahead,
 * Alec: Said his driver.
 * Driver: We better slow down.

Quote 1

 * Michael (Angelis): It was a tingly spring morning on the Island of Sodor. Timmy was excited. John Cena had sent him to pick up a special from Margaret Keane.
 * Ms. Keane: Right on time, Timmy!
 * Michael: Ms. Keane said.
 * Ms. Keane: You make a former teacher like me so proud!
 * Timmy: Thanks, Ms. Keane.
 * Michael: He said.
 * Timmy: So is this my special? (shot goes to a front loader on the flatbed in front of Timmy)
 * Ms. Keane: Yes, very special.
 * Michael: She answered.
 * Lazlo: My name's Lazlo the Front Loader.
 * Michael: He whirred proudly.
 * Lazlo: I can load, unload and carry a lot of things and goodies!
 * Timmy: I can haul cars and shunt 'em right into place!
 * Michael: Said Timmy
 * Ms. Keane: And I can be getting you 2 chatter-mouths off to the quarry where the new racetrack is going to be.
 * Michael: Laughed Ms. Keane.
 * (Timmy blows his whistle and leaves with Lazlo)
 * Timmy: Is this your first job at the quarry?!
 * Michael: Called Timmy.
 * Lazlo: It's my first ever job on the Island!
 * Michael: Lazlo called back.
 * Timmy: Look out for Edward.
 * Michael: Timmy added.
 * Timmy: He's nothing but trouble!

Quote 2

 * Lazlo: Hi. I'm Lazlo. Need any help?
 * Tony Little: Whoa! No thank you!
 * Michael: Tony replied.
 * Tony: But maybe you can help Barney.
 * (Scene goes to Lazlo encountering Barney Gumble)
 * Michael: Barney the Bulldozer was moving rock and rubble with his giant blade.
 * Lazlo: Hi. I'm Lazlo. Need any help?
 * Barney: I don't need help. Try that crane over there. *burps*
 * (Lazlo goes to Raj and Patsy)
 * Lazlo: Hi. I'm Lazlo-
 * Patsy: Do you mind?! You're gonna ruin my paint!
 * Michael: Snapped a Lorry.
 * Raj: PATSY! How rude of you!
 * Michael: Scolded Raj.
 * Patsy: Oh, sorry. Welcome to the pack.
 * Raj: And if you wish to work...
 * Michael: Said Raj
 * Patsy: See Jack Fassler.
 * Michael: Patsy said cheekily
 * Patsy: He's in charge. And he is in charge of both the pack and Team Fastex (in "NASCAR Racers")
 * Michael: Jack Fassler introduced Lazlo to Douglas "Duck" Dunaka.
 * Duck: I'm here to make sure you and the other machines work safely.
 * Michael: said Duck.
 * Jack Fassler: There will be no speeding and definitely no recklessness.
 * Michael: Added Jack.
 * Duck: This isn't the NASCAR Unlimited Series, rookie. Even though this is the site for the new track.
 * Jack: And I suggest the right construction vehicle that best fits your strength of work is Clam. You can work with him.
 * Duck He's an excavator you know.
 * Jack: Good luck, Lazlo!
 * Lazlo: Yes, sirs!
 * Michael: replied Lazlo eagerly.

Quote 3

 * Michael: Then Jack shouted...
 * Jack: Tony, I suggest that this rock should be removed so that we can mark the start/finish line!
 * Lazlo: Ooh! I'll help with that!
 * Michael: cried Lazlo.
 * Duck: Wait, Lazlo! You don't work on that side of the future track!
 * Michael: cried Duck.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Ms. Keane, Lazlo, Tony Little, Barney Gumble, Raj, Patsy, Jack Fassler & Douglas "Duck" Dunaka (From "NASCAR Racers"), Clam and Edward to the series.
 * This episode also marks their second to last episode appearances.
 * Originally, Lumpus and Slinkman were going to play the roles of the foreman and Lazlo's oiler, but Jack Fassler and Douglas "Duck" Dunaka best fit the roles.

Quotes

 * Alec: Timmy chuffed along the branchline thinking about his new friend, Lazlo.
 * Timmy: Sure hope he's doing better today.
 * Alec: Puffed Timmy. Yesterday, Lazlo had broken the rules and had gotten into trouble.

Trivia

 * Patrick (from Spongebob) makes his only appearance in the series as Ned the Steam Shovel.
 * This episode is the last appearance of The Pack.

Quotes

 * John Cena: Ed's had an accident and been sent to be repaired. I'm sorry to report that no other engines are available so Plankton will work for Ed until he comes back.
 * Engines: Yes, sir!
 * Alec: Puffed the engines. But they weren't happy. The engines didn't like Plankton. He was always being rude and always showing off.
 * Bart: I can't wait till Ed comes back already!
 * Alec: Said Bart.
 * Timmy: You said it. He moves so many trucks, it's like his strength is ludicrous!
 * Alec: Agreed Timmy.
 * Homer: Trucks are a train's worst enemy!
 * Alec: Huffed Homer. The next day, Plankton was working at the docks.
 * Plankton: Once Mr. Cena sees how good I am, he'll scrap those no-good steam trains once and for all *evil laughter*
 * Alec: This gave the troublesome trucks an idea. As Plankton shunted them together they started to sing.

Quotes

 * Alec: John Cena's engines love their work. Homer likes pulling the express. Timmy likes his branch line. And Bart likes carrying the mail. But none of them likes being a middle engine.
 * Spongebob: Being in the middle isn't very comfortable...
 * Alec: One morning, Bart was cheerfully collecting coal cars from the smelter yards where Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda worked. They liked to play tricks on steam engines. Bart didn't want to fall for their tricks again. But before he knew it, he was stuck in the middle.
 * Bart: Aw, come on, man!
 * Alec: Chuffed Bart crossly.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Oh! It appears you're in the middle! *evil chuckle *
 * Alec: Anti-Cosmo teased. Kevin was cross. With coal cars in front of him and coal cars behind, Bart had to go slowly. Eddy was in the yards when Bart steamed slowly by.
 * Eddy: (laughing) Oh, look! Did you lose a game with some cars and now you have to pretend to be one?!
 * Alec: Eddy laughed.
 * Bart: You know, if you were in the middle, you wouldn't be laughing your stupid butt off!
 * Alec: Bart fumed. And he fumed all the way to the coaling plant.

Quote 2

 * Alec: Ed arrived to pick up coal.
 * Ed (in unison): Got 'em, Sidney! Good for me!
 * Alec: He bumped into the coal cars and the coal cars bumped into Bart.
 * Bart (exclaiming in unison)
 * Alec: Bart was pushed onto the loading ramp.
 * (Then the loading ramp went up with Bart still on.)
 * Bart: Hey! Help! Someone get me off this thing!
 * Alec: Cried Bart. Bart was hoisted up. Tipped over. (in unison, Bart was tipped to his side and his coal poured out onto the coal bunker) And brought back down again. After Bart was lowered back on the ground. The manager was very cross.
 * Chalmers: SIMP-SON! You have caused a great deal of melee!
 * Alec: He said
 * Chalmers: John Cena's going to hear about this.
 * Alec: That night, John Cena spoke severely to Bart.
 * John: Bart, you've highly disappointed me!
 * Alec: He said.
 * John: You know the rules: It's dangerous for engines to go on the tipper's loading ramp!
 * Bart: Hey, it wasn't my fault!
 * Alec: Bart complained.
 * Bart: It was those anti-diesels who put cars in front of me and made me a middle engine!
 * John: None the less. You'll shunt cars in the yard until I've gotten to the bottom of this ordeal.
 * Eddy: How pathetic!
 * Alec: Said Eddy thinking no one could hear him.
 * Eddy: I could care take of those diesels with my buffers bent and my boiler busted! Piece of cake!
 * John: In that case, you'll do Bart's run at the smelter for him.
 * Alec: Said John.
 * Eddy: *sighing groan* Oh great...
 * Alec: Said Eddy. The next day, Eddy arrived at the smelter. He was determined not to be tricked by Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Hello, Mr. McRich.
 * Alec: Oozed Anti-Cosmo.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Come to a place from those with professionalism?
 * Eddy: Just hurry up with my cars and don't get in my way!
 * Alec: Huffed Eddy importantly.
 * Anti-Wanda: Whatever you says!
 * Alec: Anti-Wanda chuffed greasily. Eddy proudly chuffed up to his freight cars. He was certain he had fooled Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda, but he was wrong. (Anti-Cosmo shunts cars in front of him)
 * Anti-Cosmo: Oh! It appears you're in the middle.
 * Alec: Chortled Anti-Cosmo.
 * Anti-Wanda: Just like the Simpson choo-choo! *goofy chuckle*
 * Alec: Jeered Anti-Wanda.
 * Eddy: I ain't like Brat!
 * Alec: Huffed Eddy.
 * Eddy: I ain't a middle engine and I ain't moving!!!
 * Alec: And he didn't.
 * Alec: When John Cena heard the news. He sent Bart to fetch Eddy. This made Bart happy.
 * Bart(as he buffered up to the front cars): Did you lose a game with cars?
 * Eddy: Shut up and go away!
 * Alec: Snapped Eddy. And Bart took Eddy and all the cars to the docks.
 * Chalmers: SIMP-SON! Why, you're right on time
 * Alec: Said the manager.
 * Chalmers: But what's that big yellow engine doing there in the middle?
 * Bart: Oh, just...learning.
 * Alec: Bart replied.
 * Chalmers: Learning? What the heck could he be learning?!
 * Bart: Learning how to let engines make him a middle engine! (laughs)
 * Alec: Bart laughed. Eddy covered himself with steam hoping no one would recognize him. But it was no good. There is only one big yellow engine on the Island and everyone knows his name's Eddy.

Trivia

 * Superintendent Chalmers makes his only appearance as the Coaling Plant Manager in this episode.

Quotes

 * Alec: John Cena's engines are proud of how useful they are. It makes them feel important. But none of them feels more important than Homer.
 * (Mr. Krabs rolls up)
 * Homer: Watch it, will ya?! You're gonna ruin my paint!
 * Mr. Krabs: *hearty chuckle* That's all?!
 * Alec: Teased Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: You should pull freight cars sometime, Matey and then talk to me about filth.
 * Homer: I don't pull cars.
 * Alec: Sniffed Homer.
 * Homer: It isn't, as Lisa would say, "Dignified".
 * Bart: Stringy fries?
 * Alec: Puzzled Bart.
 * Bart: What the heck's that?!
 * Homer: Mmmm...stringy fries. (drools) Anyway, boy. It means-
 * Mr. Krabs: That someone's too big a captain in their own little world! (laughs heartily)
 * Alec: Teased Mr. Krabs.
 * Homer: D'oh!
 * Alec: Said Homer and he puffed away. That evening, fog covered the Island of Sodor. Everything slowed down and soon the docks were packed with waiting freight cars. This caused confusion and delay. John Cena came to the sheds. He was in a great hurry.
 * John: Ed, Timmy and Bart,
 * Alec: He said.
 * John: I need you all at the docks right away.
 * Ed: Can do, Mr. Fruity Pebble!
 * Timmy (in unison): You got it, dude!
 * Bart (in unison): No problem, man!
 * (they all exit the scene)
 * Alec: Then John Cena turned to the big white and blue engine.
 * John: Homer, I need you as well.
 * Alec: He said.
 * John: I need a big engine to take the freight cars where they won't get in the way.
 * Homer: *groan* Freight cars?!
 * Alec: Moaned Homer.
 * Homer: Do I really have to?!
 * John: Yes. No ifs, ands or buts.
 * Alec: Homer could not believe what he had heard.

Quotes

 * Alec: Winter on the Island of Sodor can be windy and cold. When the cold wind blows, the engines can't wait to get back to the snug warmth of Tidmouth Sheds.
 * Johnny: Boy, I'm freezing, Plank! That's the last time, I take a dare from you. Still, I made a good snowman. So there!
 * Alec: But suddenly, Johnny's driver applied the brakes. He could see a farmer standing knee-deep in snow. He was waving a red flag.
 * Farmer Pickles: My phone lines are down. All the roads are blocked and my sheep have gone off lambing. They're cut off by the snow!
 * Johnny: Gloomy Gus is right, Plank. He needs our help.
 * Alec: Johnny chuffed.
 * Farmer Pickles: I need a vet as quickly as possible.
 * Driver: We'll stop at the next signal box.
 * Alec: Said Johnny's driver.
 * Driver: I'll phone the vet from there.

Quote 2

 * Alec: John Cena and the vet were waiting for Johnny as he arrived.
 * Johnny: The Farmer's lambs are stranded! They're freezing their heinies off on the hillside! They need rescuing!
 * John: And we will rescue them.
 * Alec: Said John Cena.
 * John: I'll send Spongebob immediately. This is a job for an engine with a snowplow!
 * Alec: Johnny knew Spongebob was the right engine for the job. He was very powerful.
 * Johnny: Hurry!
 * Alec: Johnny called anxiously as Spongebob chuffed out of the station.
 * (scene fades to Spongebob panting and straining as he made he was through the snow.)
 * Alec: But so much snow had fallen, the tracks ahead were blocked.
 * Sandy: Ah, shoot! We can't go on!
 * Alec: Said Sandy grimly
 * Sandy: We'll have to go back. Those poor, poor critters...
 * Spongebob: *sniffles as his eyes filled with tears*
 * (In unison, Spongebob reverses and the scene fades to the station where Johnny was waiting.)
 * (Spongebob blows his whistle as he parked back to where he was.)
 * Alec: Johnny was surprised to see Spongebob return to the station.
 * Spongebob (crying): I tried, Johnny! I really did try!
 * Alec: Puffed Spongebob.
 * Spongebob: But the weather's getting worse!
 * Sandy: Even Spongebob's snowplow can't penetrate its way through the snow.
 * Alec: Said Sandy. Then Johnny had an idea.
 * Johnny: Hey! Mine and Plank's old branchline runs through out there. Remember, Mr. Cena?
 * John: I'm sorry, Johnny. That's way too dangerous.
 * Alec: Said John Cena.
 * John: It'd never hold out Spongebob's weight.
 * Johnny: I bet it could hold out my weight!
 * Alec: Said Johnny.
 * Johnny: And Plank and I know everything about that line.
 * Alec: He added.
 * Johnny: It's the only chance those lambs have!
 * Alec: John Cena agreed, but he told Johnny to be very careful.

Trivia

 * Farmer Pickles from Bob the Builder makes his only appearance in the series as Farmer McColl in this episode.

Quotes

 * Alec: Homer is a very proud steam engine. He's the fastest engine on the Island of Sodor. He loves speeding along his line with the wind blowing across his funnel.
 * Marge: Homer, I'm so proud! You've broken the record again!
 * Alec: Said Marge.
 * Homer: I'm faster than all you suckers!
 * Alec: Boasted Homer. But not all the engines were impressed.
 * Eddy: Big deal. I could beat you at speeding and any other record!
 * Alec: Said Eddy smugly.
 * Timmy: Hey, speed isn't everything, but being reliable and useful is.
 * Alec: Said Timmy.
 * Homer: You slowpokes wouldn't understand.
 * Alec: Snorted Homer.
 * Homer: You'll never outrun me!
 * Alec: John Cena arrived with news of a special for Timmy.
 * John: Timmy, I want for you to collect the jet engine and take it to the airfield.
 * Bart: A jet engine? What the heck's that?
 * Alec: Asked Bart.
 * John: A jet engine is a super-fast engine that shoots forward by blowing hot air out of its back.
 * Alec; John Cena explained
 * Timmy: Cool. Just like when you blow up a balloon and let it go.
 * Alec: Added Timmy.
 * Timmy: It DOES sound super fast.

Quotes

 * Alec: Jimmy, Colin and Mac chugged cheerfully through the Sodor Countryside. The engines were going to help WIllie with an important job at the Incline Railway.

Trivia

 * This is the Third time the song, Go, Jimmy, Jimmy is heard.

Quotes

 * Alec: Soon Willie approached a level crossing where Agnes the Quarry Truck waited with a farmer's prized bull. This time, WIllie whistled as loud and as long as he could. (in unison, Willie blew his whistle loud and long)
 * Tauros: *MOOOOOO!!!*
 * Alec: Said the bull.
 * Agnes: Stop blowing that darn whistle of yours, Willie!
 * Alec: Agnes called. WIllie carried on cheerfully down the track. But he hadn't noticed his whistle had come loose. Then Willie saw Martin plowing a field.
 * Willie: That lad'll git the loudest and longest whistle yit!
 * Alec: And he blew so hard his whistle shot off like a mighty rocket and landed out of sight.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 6 finale.

Quote 1

 * Michael: It was a splendid day on the Island of Sodor. Timmy was taking Cosmo and Wanda back to the yards. A new engine had arrived and he wanted to say 'hello'. The engine was beautiful with a gleaming brass dome.
 * John Cena: Timmy, I want you to meet Fluttershy.
 * Timmy: Hi, Fluttershy.
 * Fluttershy(shyly): Oh...hi, T-Timmy. I-It's...very nice to meet you.
 * John: Fluttershy, collect your coaches. You and your driver must learn the line. And don't be shy, my trains are very friendly.
 * Fluttershy: Y-Yes, Mr. Cena. (leaves station)
 * Michael: Timmy was impressed.

Quote 2

 * Michael: Timmy saw Fluttershy puffing down the line pulling Cosmo and Wanda.
 * Fluttershy: Good Morning, Timmy. How are you feeling? *blows her whistle*
 * Michael: Fluttershy called. *scene cuts to Timmy* But Timmy was cross.
 * Timmy: Cosmo and Wanda are MY coaches, Flutter-thief!
 * Michael: he scolded.
 * Timmy: Give 'em back to me!
 * Michael: Fluttershy didn't hear Timmy and went on her way.

Quote 3

 * Fluttershy:Oh, thank you, Mr. Cena.
 * Michael: said Fluttershy.
 * Fluttershy: Timmy, I am truly sorry for stealing Cosmo and Wanda, I didn't know they where yours.
 * Timmy: And I'm sorry I got angry and called you a Flutter-thief.
 * Michael: replied Timmy.

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 7.
 * Fluttershy and her driver, Jackie Evancho are introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Timmy: Hi.
 * Michael (Brandon): Whistled Timmy.
 * Timmy: Where ya off to?
 * Jimmy: My driver, Sarah and I are going to the quarry.
 * Michael: Jimmy chuffed happily
 * Timmy: Watch out for Snap and Bloo.
 * Michael: Said Timmy.
 * Timmy: Those two are troublemakers.
 * Sarah: We'll see about that!
 * Jimmy: Yeah. I won't let big brutes push me around. (blows whistle and leaves)
 * Timmy (in unison): You don't know them like I do!
 * Cosmo: You've never even met them!
 * Wanda: Cosmo, hush!

Quote 2

 * Buttercup: Hate to tell you this, rookie. But these little punk cars are in a scramble!
 * Michael: Said Buttercup.
 * Jimmy: We'll sort them out. Don't worry!
 * Michael: Snap and Bloo were delighted.
 * Bloo: This is gonna be fun!
 * Michael: whispered Bloo.
 * Snap: Yeah! The little buck-o won't even know what hit him!
 * Michael: Steamed Snap.

Trivia

 * Jimmy (Ed, Edd n Eddy) and his driver, Sarah are introduced to the series in this episode.
 * Sarah will also tell Snap and Bloo "Do it, right!"

Quotes

 * Michael: Then, Timmy and Bart overtook Ed.
 * Bart: Yo, Ed! Speed it up or you'll be late!
 * Michael: Bart tooted.
 * Ed: I'm slow like gravy.
 * Michael: Ed chuffed miserably
 * Timmy: You're just being a lazy idiot, Lumpy!
 * Michael: teased Timmy.

Quote 1

 * Michael (Angelis): The 3 engines were soon at work. Timmy and Bart were bumping freight cars. They knew this was naughty, but they were having fun.
 * Timmy: Jump in, Gianluca!
 * Michael: called Timmy.
 * Gianluca: No grazie.
 * Michael: wheeshed the new engine. He'd never been naughty before. Gianluca's first job was to push a trainload of fruit to market. The freight cars started to sing.
 * Freight Cars (in the style of "O Sole Mio"): The fruit's.... going off, you are too slow.... Gianluca's too slow.... he'll just show off....
 * Gianluca: Marona mia! How rude-a-the-cars?!
 * Michael: thought Gianluca. *Timmy puffs in* This gave Timmy a naughty idea.
 * Timmy: Even though you sing like an angel, Mr. Cena gets annoyed with the freight cars when they sing. So you must control their behavior.
 * Gianluca: Sì. I make-a-the-freight cars behave.
 * Michael: said Gianluca. He was glad he could keep the freight cars in order. *in unison, Gianluca leaves with his train*
 * Timmy: Man, he's gonna have a hard time stopping the freight cars' singing! *laughs*

Trivia

 * Gianluca Ginoble (Il Volo) is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quote 2

 * Krabs: Jimmy can power ye generator! He has his flywheel, right boy?!
 * Jimmy: Right!
 * Sarah: I'll attach your flywheel to the generator, Jimmy!
 * Lighthouse Keeper: HURRY!!!!
 * Michael: shouted the lighthouse keeper.

Trivia

 * Rainbow Dash cameos, but she is not properly introduced until "Homer and Rainbow Dash".

Quotes

 * Ed: Aw, come on, guys! I really need to go to the bathroom!
 * Michael (Angelis): Puffed Ed. (in unison, Ed strained as he pulled out) Goods arrive night and day at the docks. Sometimes, Ed and the other engines work so hard that their axles ache. John Cena brought in a new engine to help. He was long and he had ten drive wheels. He looked very strong.
 * John: Everyone, I want you to meet Manfred, but please call him Manny. His job will be to pull freight on the mainline.
 * Mr. Krabs: Avast ye, Manny!
 * Michael: Shouted Mr. Krabs.
 * Elmer: Hi, Manny. I'm Elmer and this is my boil, Bob.
 * Michael: Called Elmer.
 * Timmy: Whoa, you're like the biggest train I've ever seen in my life!
 * Michael: Cried Timmy.
 * Manny: And you are an astonished little squirt.
 * Michael: chuffed Manny quietly.

Quote 2

 * Michael: At the end of the day, Manny was looking forward to a good night's rest. But Mr. Krabs and Elmer were full of questions.
 * Elmer: What's the longest train you've ever pulled?
 * Mr. Krabs: Have ye ever worked by the sea?!
 * Elmer: Have you ever been in an accident?
 * Manny: *groans* (in a moaning voice) Will you please stop? I can't take it anymore! You 2 are annoying me like crazy, and I thought Mr. Stinkydroolface (referring to Sid The Sloth) was annoying!
 * Elmer: Sheesh, you don't need to be rude.
 * Michael: Huffed Elmer.
 * Mr. Krabs: We're only being friendly, Lad! And Sid is Ed's lad!
 * Manny: I don't care which engine that loudmouth of a sloth works for, I'm just glad that HE ain't my driver!
 * Michael: huffed Manny.

Trivia

 * Manny from Ice Age is introduced to the series in this episode.
 * Originally, Rolf was going to play the role of Murdoch, but Manny the Mammoth from Ice Age best fits the role.

Quotes

 * Michael Brandon: Timmy and Fluttershy were in the foundry for repairs.
 * John: I need another way to carry more passengers.
 * Michael: Said John Cena.
 * John: We have more vacationers...
 * Fluttershy: And fewer engines.
 * Michael: Said Fluttershy.
 * Timmy: We'd need twice the bus as Milhouse at this point!
 * Michael: Added Timmy.
 * John: Wait...twice the bus...?
 * Michael: This gave John Cena an idea. He drove straight to Stromboli's field. Stromboli is a double-decker bus. He was turned into a hen house after he caused a silly accident.
 * John: Stromboli, unlike Barrett usually, I've got some good news for you. I'm putting you back on the road.
 * Stromboli: *laughs in joy and excitement* Grazie, Mr. Cena! I'll-a be-a the best bus-a you eva see!
 * Michael: Stromboli never liked being a hen house anyway. The next day, he went to the foundry.
 * Timmy: *gasps in shock* Stromboli! What-What-?! What are you doing here?!
 * Stromboli: *chuckles* You no worry Timothy. I here to be-a repaired. I go back on-a road and do-a good this time!
 * Fluttershy: I think you'd be a great help for the farmer.
 * Michael: Said Fluttershy.
 * Fluttershy: He needs help delivering his vegetables around the island
 * Stromboli: Vegetables?! Nonsenso! I here to carry-a passengers!
 * Michael: Soon, Stromboli was re-fitted inside and out. He looked smart and shiny. Even Eddy was impressed, but jealous.
 * Eddy: So what?! I can beat that!

Quotes

 * Homer: Hellooo, Timmy. Notice anything new?
 * Timmy: Anything new? Why?
 * Homer: It just so happens Mayor Quimby and his wife are visiting. Mr. Cena is bound to pick me as their special engine.
 * Timmy: Oh, brother...
 * Michael Angelis: Puffed Timmy. After Homer had been washed and polished, he rushed away to meet the visitors. But a signal diverted Homer into a siding.
 * Homer: What the-?! Hey, you put me on the wrong line, moron! (referring to the signal man) I'm gonna be late!
 * Michael: A huge engine rocketed past.
 * (in unison, Rainbow Dash sped past Homer)
 * Homer: Sweet Jebus! Who the heck is that?!
 * Michael: Homer soon found out. When he arrived at the shed, the huge engine was humming quietly.
 * Rainbow: *humming the My Little Pony theme*
 * Homer: Who the heck are you?!
 * Eddy: Some train. Rainbow Dash. They call her the fastest engine in the world. That should be MY title!
 * Rainbow: *still humming*
 * Homer: *PFFT!*
 * Michael: But secretly, Homer was impressed.
 * Rainbow: I'm the Mayor of Springfield's private and most important engine. I'll be taking him and his wife everywhere! And with me, it'll be 20 percent cooler!
 * John: Order! There will be a party for our guests at Maron Station.
 * Eddy: That's miles away over Homeboy's hill!
 * Homer: Hey, that's right! You'll want to take on a big drink.
 * Rainbow: Uh, thanks for the tip, but I already have plenty of water. Gotta dash! (speeds away)
 * Homer: I was only trying to help. I like the feeling of being helpful.

Trivia

 * This is Rainbow Dash's proper introduction and only major appearance in the series as Spencer.

Trivia

 * This is the Fourth and Last time, the song, Go, Jimmy, Jimmy is heard.

Trivia

 * This is the Series Finale.