Sesame Street Crayons/Season of the Turtle (from The Looney Tunes Show)

Cast

 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Cecil Turtle
 * The Count Batty Black as Guy

Lyrics
Oscar Grouchy Green: (humming a song) Do-dey do-dey do-dey doh DOOOOH!!! Do-doh dey doh doooohhh!!! (bumps into someone) Excuse me? The Count Batty Black: Yeah? Oscar Grouchy Green: I beg your pardon but I believe you dinged my shell. The Count Batty Black: Get over it. Oscar Grouchy Green: I'm sorry? The Count Batty Black: I said get over it, greenie. Oscar Grouchy Green: Get over it? No you didn't.

(guitar solo) Can you hear the distant thunder? I'm about to lower the boom. Cause you just crossed the wrong shell, So prepare for your impending doom.

You've just engraved your own tombstone. Get ready for a life of fear, You'd best contact your employer, So they know why you disappeared. You just crossed the wrong shell. You just made an enemy. You messed with the wrong turtle, When you chose to jack with me.

Revenge is a dish best served cold, And you can bet mine will be swift You unleashed a green volcano, When you got this tortoise miffed.

(guitar solo) When I was a chiiillllld, Just hatched out of my egg. I watched my siblings Get devoured by SEAGUUUUUULLS. And from that day, I VOWWEEED, I'd never go out like THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

Now I haven't drawn up the blueprints But you can bet it's gonna get rough You will live to regret this Because my vengeance is so tough

For now I'm taking this paper I'm gonna write a real mean note This shell is my castle And your about to drown in my moat

You just crossed the wrong shell You just made an enemy You messed with the wrong turtle When you chose TO MESS WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(spins around)

EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Oh! Oh boy. Now you done it.

You Made ME MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!

(falling down) OH! OH NO! OH NO! OH PLEASE! SOMEBODY HELP! OH THIS IS TERRIBLE!!! OH THE HUMANITY! PLEASE!!!! CALL SOMEBODY!!!!!! OHHHHH!!!!

Little help?