Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/Don't Go Away Without Me (from Fair is Fair)

Cast

 * Zoe Pumpkin as Ernie
 * Big Bird Yellow as Bert

Lyrics
Big Bird Yellow: Oh, boy. Is this exciting? I'm going to take my favorite old suitcase into the repair shop to be fixed right now. Yeah. Then it'll be good as new.

Zoe Pumpkin: Hi, there, Big Bird Yellow. Oh, I see you're tying up your old suitcase.

Big Bird Yellow: Yep, that's right, Zoe Pumpkin.

Zoe Pumpkin: Gee, I see you're tying up your old suitcase and will probably go out through the door with it.

Big Bird Yellow: Ah, there. Yep, right again, Zoe Pumpkin.

Zoe Pumpkin: Gee, Big Bird Yellow, I'll miss you.

Big Bird Yellow: What?

Zoe Pumpkin: You know, Big Bird Yellow, you never really go away without me and I don't go away without you, so I'm gonna really miss you.

Big Bird Yellow: Oh, Zoe Pumpkin. I'm only going for...

Zoe Pumpkin: I know, I know. You'll come back, but until then, I'm gonna be so lonely, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin, will you listen to me?

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh, I don't know if I can, Big Bird Yellow. I'm getting so sad because you're going on probably a long trip.

Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin, I think you have the wrong idea here.

Zoe Pumpkin: Don’t go away without me, don’t leave me home ( Big Bird Yellow: Oh, Zoe Pumpkin ) Don’t go away without me, I’ll be all alone ( Big Bird Yellow: You're being silly, Zoe Pumpkin ) Oh, won’t you stay? We can have a terrific day If you go, I’ll miss you so ( Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin, I don't think you understand. I'm not really going anywhere... )

Don’t go away without me, someone might call you on the phone To give you a free bird-watching book, ( Big Bird Yellow: What? ) and I’ll have to tell them you’re not home ( Big Bird Yellow: But, Zoe Pumpkin... ) If you go, I’ll be so blue. There’s only one thing I can do ( Big Bird Yellow: What's that? ) If you go away without me, I’ll have to follow you

Big Bird Yellow: You won't have to follow me, Zoe Pumpkin, because first of all, you see, I'm not really going...

Zoe Pumpkin: Don’t you like my company? ( Big Bird Yellow: Well, of course, I do. ) After all, what’s Big Bird Yellow and Zoe Pumpkin? ( Big Bird Yellow: I know. ) Zoe Pumpkin and Big Bird Yellow : It’s you and me

Big Bird Yellow: But, Zoe Pumpkin, I don't think you see what's happening. I'm really...

Zoe Pumpkin: Don’t go on a trip without me, take me along I will sing the harmony to your traveling song Just remember who ( Big Bird Yellow: Who what? ) is your best friend and buddy, too ( Big Bird Yellow: Oh, I know that. ) And if you don’t go away without me, I won’t go away without you ( Big Bird Yellow: Gee, Zoe Pumpkin, I didn't know you felt that way. ) And if you don’t go away without me, I won’t go away without you

Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin, I'm really touched. But I'm not going on a trip.

Zoe Pumpkin: You're not?

Big Bird Yellow: No.

Zoe Pumpkin: You're not going on a trip, Big Bird Yellow?

Big Bird Yellow: Uh, uh. No. I was trying to tell you, I'm just going to take my suitcase into the repair shop to get it fixed.

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh.

Big Bird Yellow: But, since you said you missed me, hey, Zoe Pumpkin? Why don't we both go down there? You help me carry the suitcase down to the shop. Yeah, you can see all the interesting suitcases down there. The big ones, the small ones, the gray ones.

Zoe Pumpkin: Big Bird Yellow. Hey, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: Hmmm?

Zoe Pumpkin: You're not going away, Big Bird Yellow?

Big Bird Yellow: No, no. It's you and me, buddy!

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh! Oh good, Big Bird Yellow. Then, I'll see you later.

Big Bird Yellow: What?

Zoe Pumpkin: Well, if you're not going away, then I'm gonna lie down and take a nap, Big Bird Yellow. Singing that song just worn me out.

Big Bird Yellow: (groans)