Random Grouches/Halfway Down the Stairs (from Ol' Brown Ears is Back)

Cast

 * Pancho Contreras as Rowlf the Dog

Lyrics
Pancho Contreras: (spoken) Now here's a song by A.A. Milne that Oscar the Grouch's little nephew Timothy Grouch likes to sing while he's sitting on his very favorite place. (singing) Halfway down the stairs Is a stair where I sit There isn't any other stair Quite like it I'm not at the bottom I'm not at the top So this is the stair Where I always stop

Halfway up the stairs Isn't up and isn't down It isn't in the nursery It isn't in the town And all sorts of funny thoughts Run 'round my head It isn't really anywhere It's somewhere else instead

Halfway down the stairs Is a stair where I sit There isn't any other stair Quite like it I'm not at the bottom I'm not at the top So this is the stair Where I always stop

And all sorts of funny thoughts Run 'round my head It isn't really anywhere It's somewhere else instead It isn't really anywhere It's somewhere else instead