YTV America/Thomas and Friends Season 5

This is all of Season 5 of this YTV America/Thomas spoof with all twenty-six episodes narrated by Alec Baldwin.

Cast

 * Ash Ketchum as Thomas
 * Tyson Granger as Edward
 * Leonardo as Henry
 * Jason Lee Scott as Gordon
 * Al Smith as James
 * PaRappa the Rapper as Percy
 * Tai Kamiya as Toby
 * Sonic the Hedgehog as Bertie
 * Coconut Fred as Terence
 * Yugi Moto as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Melinda Glynn as Lady Hatt
 * Lisa Brandon and Stephanie Carlson as Annie and Clarabel
 * Kari Kamiya as Henrietta
 * Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
 * Louis and Dina as Stephen and Bridget Hatt
 * Akiza Izinski as Mrs. Kyndley
 * Kaito Tatsuno as Duck
 * Donkey Kong as Donald
 * Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse as Bill and Ben
 * Rick Wheeler as BoCo
 * Falkner as Harold
 * Yoshi as Trevor
 * Sandra Larson as Mavis
 * Koji Onishi as Oliver
 * Kick the Cyber Cat as Toad
 * Ikki Tenryou as Skarloey
 * Slash Kamei as Rheneas
 * Genki Sakura as Peter Sam
 * Mondo Ooya as Rusty
 * Ira as Duncan
 * Gingka Hagane as Stepney
 * Jack Spicer as George
 * Charlene Langley as Caroline
 * King Dedede as Cranky
 * Tsuyoshi, Tetsuya and Hisashi as The Three Lorries
 * Bluster Kong as Butch
 * Mrs. Moto as Dowager Hatt
 * Spike Bourne as Derek
 * Ulric and Brute as 'Arry and Bert
 * Yoh Asakura as Bertram
 * Harriet Sanders as Old Slowcoach
 * Hector The Bulldog as Thumper
 * Poncho as Old Bailey

Episodes

 * 1) King Dedede Bugs
 * 2) Horrid Festival Crashers
 * 3) A Better View for Jason
 * 4) Melinda Glynn's Birthday Party
 * 5) Al and the Trouble with Trees
 * 6) Jason and the Gremlin
 * 7) Bye Jack!
 * 8) Baa!
 * 9) Put Upon PaRappa
 * 10) Tai and the Flood
 * 11) Haunted Leonardo
 * 12) Double Teething Troubles
 * 13) Gingka Gets Lost
 * 14) Tai's Discovery
 * 15) Something in the Air
 * 16) Ash, PaRappa and Harriet Sanders
 * 17) Ash and the Rumors
 * 18) Koji's Find
 * 19) Happy Ever After
 * 20) Yugi Moto's Holiday
 * 21) A Big Surprise for PaRappa
 * 22) Make Someone Happy
 * 23) Busy Going Backwards
 * 24) Ira Gets Spooked
 * 25) Snow
 * 26) Mondo and the Boulder

Trivia

 * Stories told by Alec Baldwin.

King Dedede Bugs

 * Alec Baldwin: Ash and PaRappa enjoy working at the school. They like the personal students and the caring teachers. But one day, the friends were feeling hot and bothered. A Penguin was causing trouble. His name was King Dedede and this was his first day at the school.
 * Dedede: You're useless little bugs!
 * Alec Baldwin: He called from above.
 * Dedede: If you put these Beedrill on the inside lines then i wouldn't have so far to travel.
 * Ash: Rubbish!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
 * Ash: No Penguin has ever complained before.
 * Dedede: Well I'm complaining now.
 * Alec Baldwin: And King Dedede banged his load down on the quayside. Later, the two characters met Jason and Al and told them about Dedede.
 * Jason: Penguins are nearly fairy things they need a lot of attention like me in fact.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Jason.
 * Al: You should see the situation from Dedede's point of view.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Al.
 * Al: He's high up in the air coping with wind, rain and making sun. Then he looks down and sees you two little characters being annoying. No wonder he calls you bugs.
 * Alec Baldwin: When Dedede heard that the big characters agreed with him, he grew bossier still.
 * Dedede: Come on, come on. Push those Beedrill closer to me.
 * Alec Baldwin: But PaRappa was too upset to concentrate and pushed the Beedrill too far. Poor PaRappa. Then, Bowser played a trick on Ash.
 * Dedede: Push your Beedrill onto the outside line. It's easier for me to load up.
 * Alec Baldwin: So Ash did. But Dedede left the load beside the Beedrill, not in them.
 * Dedede: You must have known my arm can't reach you there.
 * Alec Baldwin: Complained Dedede. This mix up caused confusion and delay. Yugi Moto was most upset.
 * Yugi: Ash and PaRappa, this new Penguin has an important job to do. I have heard that you not been helping him today. You will go to your sheds and consider how you improve yourselves tomorrow.
 * Alec Baldwin: Now Ash and PaRappa were upset too. That evening, a big storm raged across the island. Dedede and the characters were trapped in the docks.
 * Kaito: We're sure to be safe in the sheds.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Kaito. But he was wrong. The characters had no idea they were about to be put in danger by an old tramp steamer. It was running out of control and into a ground straight into the sheds.
 * (The old tramp steamer crashes into the shed)
 * Dedede: (screams)
 * (Dedede lands onto the ground with a loud Kuh-Thud)
 * Leonardo, Al, Kaito and Jason: Help!
 * Alec Baldwin: Called the characters from inside the shed.
 * Dedede: I can't!
 * Alec Baldwin: Called Dedede. When the storm was over, Yugi Moto rushed into the scene of the destruction.
 * Yugi: Ash and PaRappa will help you.
 * Alec Baldwin: He called to Dedede.
 * Yugi: And then you can help the characters.
 * Dedede: Oh, please, hurry!
 * Alec Baldwin: Cried Dedede.
 * Dedede: And tell them I'm sorry I was rude to them.
 * Yugi: So it was you.
 * Alec Baldwin: Murmured Yugi Moto.
 * Yugi: I know those characters an apology.
 * Alec Baldwin: Ash and PaRappa soon came to the rescue. And it wasn't too long before Dedede was upright again and clearing the wreckage. At last, all the characters were free.
 * Jason: Oh, thank you.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Jason.
 * Jason: What would I've done without you?
 * Dedede: Well I had to be rescued before i help you. But I never I would be by a couple of, bu-bu...
 * Alec Baldwin: Dedede was about to say bugs but he quickly corrected himself.
 * Dedede: Uh, small characters thank you. I'll never be rude again. However you two mites are in my way so move over.
 * PaRappa: Pah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: He's back to bugging us.
 * Ash: Don't move! You're still attached to Dedede.
 * Alec Baldwin: But it was too late.
 * (Dedede lands on the rails once again)
 * Alec Baldwin: Dedede still looks down at the two little characters. But ever since that stormy night, he never calls them bugs or mights, because he knows they might bite back.

Horrid Festival Crashers

 * Alec Baldwin: It was a busy time at the school. All the characters were working hard, pushing and pulling Beedrill about. One day, PaRappa was late. King Dedede was quick to criticize.
 * Dedede: These ships can't be kept waiting. They have important cargo. If they miss the tides, they will be delayed at the docks. You should look up to the ships and show more respect. You are after all only little.
 * PaRappa: We've got too much work.
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed PaRappa.
 * Dedede: Then perhaps a festival crasher should do the job.
 * Alec Baldwin: PaRappa was shocked. He told the other characters what Dedede had said.
 * Al: Stuff and nonsense!
 * Alec Baldwin: Snorted Al.
 * Leonardo: We characters rerun this island.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Leonardo.
 * PaRappa: What if a wolfpack does arrive?
 * Alec Baldwin: I'm afraid he did. Along with two more. Dedede was delighted.
 * Dedede: Hey you down there. Your jobs done now. These festival crashers are taking over. One of them wants to talk to you.
 * Alec Baldwin: The festival crasher was very rude.
 * Tetsuya: What's that steaming lump of scrap iron doing here? Be off with you!
 * PaRappa: Scrap iron? Steaming scrap iron? Pah!
 * Alec Baldwin: A little later, PaRappa met Ash and Al. Another festival crasher was being rude to them. Then he saw PaRappa.
 * Tsuyoshi: Oh, look. It's a little pup on four paws. Ha! You'd be scrapped. Just you wait and see.
 * Ash: Well, bust my boiler. What a festival crasher.
 * Alec Baldwin: Explained Ash.
 * Al: Despicable!
 * Alec Baldwin: Agreed Al. The next character to meet a festival crasher was Tai.
 * Tetsuya: Well, well, well. No wonder this railway's a mess. You belong into this museum, not working at the quarry.
 * Tai: I might look old, but I'm really useful.
 * Tetsuya: Useful? Pah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied the festival crasher.
 * Tetsuya: Just you tootle off.
 * Tai: Tootle?!
 * Alec Baldwin: Spluttered Tai.
 * Tai's Driver: Come on, Tai.
 * Alec Baldwin: Interrupted his driver.
 * Tai's Driver: Don't bother to argue with him. We'll go to the flour mill instead.
 * Alec Baldwin: But when they arrived at the flour mill, Tai was shocked to see yet another festival crasher.
 * Tai: What are you doing here?
 * Hisashi: We three are doing your work now. You're too slow.
 * Alec Baldwin: The foreman spoke to Tai's driver.
 * Foreman: I'm sorry. Times are changing I'm afraid.
 * Tai's Driver: Tai might me old.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied his driver.
 * Tai's Driver: But he's reliable. Come on, Tai. We'll go to the farms. They'll still use us.
 * Alec Baldwin: Tai trundled sadly away. His railway ran through a narrow gorge. But vehicles had take a steep and dangerous road. When Tai arrived, he saw the festival crasher from the quarry again. It was loaded with rock.
 * Tai: That festival crasher's in trouble.
 * Alec Baldwin: Thought Tai. And he was.
 * (Tetsuya falls down the gorge and towards the ground leaving Tai speechless)
 * Alec Baldwin: The driver was thrown clear.
 * Driver: Rotten roads.
 * Alec Baldwin: He muttered. The wrecked wolfpack was taking to the docks. PaRappa looked at the festival crasher.
 * PaRappa: What's this lump of steaming scrap iron?
 * Alec Baldwin: He teased.
 * Tetsuya: I'll be back.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied the festival crasher.
 * Tetsuya: So you can wipe that silly smile off your smokebox.
 * PaRappa: Ha!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said PaRappa and wheeshed him loudly. Then Bluster Kong arrived. He was towing the wolfpack from the flour mill.
 * Tai's Driver: What happened?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked Tai's driver.
 * Tow Truck Man: He was overloaded with flour.
 * Alec Baldwin: Came the reply.
 * Tow Truck Man: And he broke down.
 * Tai: Not very useful now are you?
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Tai.
 * Tetusuya and Hisashi: Grr!
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied the festival crashers. Then Al whistled excitedly.
 * Al: They're bringing in the third festival crasher on a barge. What happened to that one?
 * Alec Baldwin: Al asked.
 * Tow Truck Man: Stupid festival crasher was reversing and fell straight into the sea.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said the Tow Truck Man. Later, Ash arrived. He looked at the three festival crashers and laughed.
 * Ash: Well, well, well. The brothers Grimm. Smashed, broken and sunk.
 * Alec Baldwin: The festival crashers didn't return, and the characters now work even harder to make sure they'll ever learn.

A Better View for Jason

 * Alec Baldwin: Jason was feeling grumpy. This was making Al cross.
 * Al: Why are you complaining all the time?
 * Jason: Because I'm a big man and I know everything. I shall complain whatever I like. You're just an ??? with ideas above your station.
 * PaRappa: I can't see any.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: Where are they?
 * Jason: Any what?
 * PaRappa: Ideas above the station. The sky's empty.
 * Al: Like your smokebox, PaRappa.
 * Alec Baldwin: Laughed Al, but Jason was still grumpy.
 * Jason: One day I'll show you just a big man can really do.
 * PaRappa: So what can a big man really do?
 * Jason: Not speak to silly little kids for a start.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Jason, then he puffed away. Later that day, Yugi Moto came to see him.
 * Yugi: Jason, you'll be making one stop today with an empty express to test our new station. You can make up time afterwards.
 * Jason: Why can't Leo do it? He likes idling at stations.
 * Yugi: You will do as you are told.
 * Alec Baldwin: So Jason did. But he was still unhappy and he grew sick too.
 * Jason: I just can't get up to speed.
 * Alec Baldwin: He groaned.
 * Jason's Fireman: It's time for your visit to the works. Your pipes are clogged.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said the fireman. At last, they approached the new station. Jason was impressed but his mood soon changed. In front of him was a blank wall and huge buffers.
 * Jason: What a boring view! Important characters like me should have a paramonic view where I can see people and people could see me.
 * Alec Baldwin: And he wheeshed angrily. Terry was happy when it was time to leave.
 * Jason's Driver: Now you can really enjoy your run as long as your pipes will let you.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
 * Jason: Come on, come on! I can go faster that this!
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed Jason.
 * Jason: Sick? Me? Never!
 * (Jason suddenly breaks down)
 * Alec Baldwin: But Jason began to feel more and more feeble, and soon, he came to a complete stop.
 * Jason: What happened?
 * Alec Baldwin: His driver and fireman inspected him.
 * Jason's Fireman: Something's broken inside you, Jason.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said his fireman.
 * Jason's Fireman: Now you're really will have to go to the works.
 * Alec Baldwin: Jason was still fuming when Al arrived to collect his coaches.
 * Al: Well, well, well! So much about anything. You got too puffed up in your boiler so it's serves you right.
 * Alec Baldwin: When Jason returned to the works a few days later, he was still boasting.
 * Jason: I am the finest character on the ???, properly the finest in the world.
 * Yugi: Come on, Jason. We're going to the official opening at the new station.
 * Alec Baldwin: Then, there was trouble. As Jason approached the new station, neither the driver nor fireman could apply his brakes. Something had jammed. The driver reduced steam, but Jason was still going too fast.
 * (Jason crashed into the wall)
 * Jason: Help me, please!
 * Yugi: Well, Jason.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Yugi Moto.
 * Yugi: I knew you wanted a panoramic view, but this is not a way to achieve it.
 * Jason: Yes, Sir, sorry, Sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: When Jason was repaired again, he took Yugi Moto to the new station, for a second official opening. This time he arrived safely, and everyone clapped and cheered as he pulled in. Yugi Moto spoke to him.
 * Yugi: Your panoramic view is here to stay. I trusted you are always see through it, from the safety of your own rails.
 * Alec Baldwin: Jason hardly agreed.