Squeak, Rattle and Roll (Spike and Friends episode)

Squeak, Rattle and Roll is the fifteenth episode of the eighth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the one hundred and ninety-seventh episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * Big Macintosh as Gordon
 * Discord as Diesel
 * Hoity Toity Sir Topham Hatt
 * Filthy Rich as Henry (does not speak)
 * Cheese Sandwich as Salty (does not speak)
 * Gustave Le Grand as Cranky (cameo)
 * Cherry Jubilee as The Refreshment Lady (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Big Macintosh is big and red, and the fastest horse in all of Ponyville. He loves pulling the express buffaloes. Big Mac thinks it makes him the most important animal in the town.

One day, Big Mac was pulling the express out of Ponyville Docks, but Discord was on the same path."

Big Macintosh: "Out of my way!"

Narrator: "Sniffed Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "Express buffaloes coming through!"

Narrator: "Discord had to back off. This made him cross."

Discord: "You animals are old and clapped out!"

Narrator: "He sneered."

Discord: "When Hoity Toity realizes this, you'll all be scrapped."

Big Macintosh: "Scrapped?!"

Narrator: "Scoffed Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "Pah! I'm as fast as I ever was."

Narrator: "And he chuffed proudly out of the docks.

Big Macintosh was speeding through the beautiful countryside. He was having a wonderful day. But then he heard a horrible squeaking noise. Big Mac was upset. Squeaking could only mean one thing; something was wrong."

Big Macintosh: "What if Discord's right?"

Narrator: "He thought."

Big Macintosh: "What if Hoity Toity scraps me?"

Narrator: "Big Mac squeaked sadly up the hill. The hill was steep, and Big Mac had to slow down. The slower he went, the quieter the squeak became. Big Mac was delighted."

Big Macintosh: "Aha!"

Narrator: "He said."

Big Macintosh: "If I go slowly, no one will hear me squeak."

Narrator: "And he chuffed slowly back to Golden Oak Library.

That evening, Hoity Toity came to see Big Mac."

Hoity Toity: "Tomorrow is a very special day."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "I am taking some village children on a boat trip. You, Big Mac, are to take us to Ponyville Docks. The boat leaves at 9:00, so you must not be late."

Narrator: "The next morning, Big Mac waited for everyone to go. Then he puffed slowly away, so no one would hear his squeak.

Once out of the library, he started to pick up speed. His legs pumped, and his tail swung, and he began to squeak again."

Big Macintosh: "Oh, my!"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac. Then he heard something even worse. It was a rattle."

Big Macintosh: "Oh, dear! Oh, dear!"

Narrator: "He cried."

Big Macintosh: "Discord was right! I'm falling apart! What will Hoity Toity say?"

Narrator: "So Big Mac slowed down.

Big Macintosh crawled slowly into the station to collect the children. Big Mac's heart sank. If he went slowly, the children would miss their boat trip. But if he went quickly, Hoity Toity would hear his squeak and his rattle. He'd know Big Mac was wearing out and send him to the scrapyard. With the children safely on board, Big Mac pulled slowly out of the station.

Big Mac chuffed slowly through the countryside. He thought things were going well. But Hoity Toity was very cross. He spoke sternly to Big Mac."

Hoity Toity: "Why are you fooling around, Big Mac?"

Narrator: "He boomed."

Hoity Toity: "You must go quickly, or the children will miss the boat. And that will never do!"

Big Macintosh: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac sadly."

Hoity Toity: "Remember,"

Narrator: "Added Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "You are the fastest horse in the town!"

Narrator: "This made Big Mac feel proud."

Big Macintosh: "This might be my last trip."

Narrator: "He said."

Big Macintosh: "But I'll get the children to their boat on time."

Narrator: "His hooves ran faster. His body pumped harder."

Big Macintosh: "Must be on time, must be on time."

Narrator: "He puffed. Soon he began to squeak, and rattle too. And then he heard another noise; a knocking noise. But Big Mac didn't care. If this was his last trip, he was going to go as fast as he possibly could.

Big Mac squeaked and rattled and knocked all the way to Ponyville Docks. Cheese Sandwich and Filthy Rich were surprised. They had never heard a horse make such awful noises."

Discord: "Sounds like another animal ready for the scrapyard!"

Narrator: "Sneered Discord. But Big Mac didn't care about Discord. He had made good time, and the children would catch their boat."

Big Macintosh: "I made it!"

Narrator: "He cried proudly."

Children: "Thank you, Big Mac!"

Narrator: "Shouted the children happily."

Hoity Toity: "I knew you could do it!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "But why haven't you been to the hospital?"

Big Macintosh: "The hospital?"

Narrator: "Gasped Big Mac."

Hoity Toity: "You have been making lots of noises."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "You need to have your body looked at."

Big Macintosh: "So you're not going to scrap me?"

Hoity Toity: "Scrap Big Mac?"

Narrator: "Boomed Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "The fastest horse in Ponyville? Who would pull the express buffaloes?"

Narrator: "Big Mac beamed with pride.

Big Mac spent the next day having his hooves polished and his legs well cleaned. At last, he didn't make any more funny noises.

Big Macintosh was as good as new, and he felt even better.