Sesame Street Crayons/Waiting at the Church (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink as Miss Piggy
 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Kermit the Frog

Lyrics
(Dressed as a pregnant, jilted bride, Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink takes the stage and sings.)

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: I'm in a nice bit of trouble, I confess; Somebody with me has had a game. I should by now be a proud and happy bride, But I've still got to keep my single name. I was proposed to by Obediah Binks In a very gentlemanly way; Lent him all my money so that he could buy a home, And punctually at twelve o'clock to-day… There was I, waiting at the church, Waiting at the church, waiting at the church; When I found he'd left me in the lurch, Lord, how it did upset me!

(She signals for Oscar Grouchy Green . He enters.)

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: All at once, he sent me round a note Here's the very note, this is what he wrote…

Oscar Grouchy Green: "Can't get away to marry you today, My wife, won't let me!"

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: Very good, Oscar Grouchy Green.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Uh, thank you, but it's just a song, you know, I don't have a wife.

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: Mmm-hmm. Not yet.

Oscar Grouchy Green: I don't intend to have one, either.

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: Are you ready?!

Oscar Grouchy Green: Uh, yes.

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: Ahem!

(They do one more chorus.)

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink and Oscar Grouchy Green : There was I, waiting at the church, Waiting at the church, waiting at the church.

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: When I found he'd left me in the lurch, Lord, how it did upset me!

Oscar Grouchy Green: Woo, hoo.

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: All at once, he sent me round a note

Oscar Grouchy Green: Here's the very note...

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: ...this is what he wrote…

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink and Oscar Grouchy Green : "Can't get away to marry you today, My wife, won't let me!"

(Applause.)

Oscar Grouchy Green: Now will you take that silly pillow out from under your dress?

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: (aggressively) I like it! ( Oscar Grouchy Green backs away)