Mr. Conductor's Adventures Movie Ideas

Mr. Conductor's Adventures Movie Ideas is a fan fiction thing to do based on the famous Youtube Trend Pooh's Adventures featuring 4 Thomas Stories in the movies each told by George Carlin, Alec Baldwin & Michael Brandon altogether & the Shining Time Station crew.

No stories from the new series & the CGI series are allowed. Only stories from seasons 1 to 7 are allowed.

Notes:

 * This is the very first Shining Time Station/Movie crossover adventure ever!
 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Edward, Trevor & the Really Useful Party [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Rusty Helps Peter Sam [told by George Carlin]

Guest Stars:

 * Since this is the very first Shining Time Station/Movie adventure No Guest Stars are avaliable yet

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Mr. Conductor: Say guys, how about a Thomas Story about a garden party?
 * Timon: I guess I could go for a party story!
 * Pumbaa: Yeah. I do well at listening to stories.
 * Simba: Not me please, I need some thinking. [leaves]
 * Timon: Was it something I said?
 * Pumbaa: Well Mr. Conductor how 'bout that story?
 * Mr. Conductor: sure thing [blows story whistle]
 * Schemer: place your bets right here! for either Scar or Simba to win!
 * Hyena 1: i'll take one for Scar
 * Schemer: that'll be one nickel
 * Hyena 1: what's a nickel?
 * Schemer: [mouth wide open]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Family Entertainment

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) Percy Runs Away
 * 3) Thomas Gets Bumped
 * 4) Percy's Ghostly Trick

Guest Stars:

 * No Guest Stars are Avaliable

Quotes:
Quote 1:
 * Kermit: Well uh what are you going to do about it Miss Finch?
 * Miss Finch: I'm going to find Big Bird wherever he is & bring him back to the Dodos & send that little man to prison for taking Big Bird!

Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Mr. Conductor: Before we leave Sesame Street, Big Bird, how about if I tell you a story about Thomas the Tank Engine.
 * Big Bird: Okay, I love to hear stories from my friends.
 * Mr. Conductor: Alright. This is a story about the time Thomas was too cheeky to Gordon and Gordon wanted to get back at him. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas is a Tank Engine who lives at the big station on the Island of Sodor. He's a cheeky little engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler and a short stumpy dome.
 * Gordon: Well, little Thomas.
 * Mr. Conductor: Chuckled Gordon.
 * Gordon: Now you know what hard work means, don't you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Poor Thomas couldn't anwser. He had no breath. He just puffed slowly away to rest and had a long, long drink.
 * Thomas: Maybe I don't have to tease Gordon to feel important.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas thought to himself. And he puffed slowly home.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Sesame Street]
 * Big Bird:
 * Mr. Conductor:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bowled Out
 * 2) Tender Engines
 * 3) Thomas, Percy & the Dragon
 * 4) Escape!

Guest Star:

 * Big Bird

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: since we're going to be flattened soon how about one last Thomas story?
 * Basil: oh i don't care Mr. Conductor tell away
 * Mr. Conductor: ok but this is a story that might interest you Basil it's about an escape from scrap [blows story whistle]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Daisy
 * 2) Percy's Predicament
 * 3) Wrong Road
 * 4) Saved From Scrap

Guest Stars:

 * Basil
 * Dr. Dawson

Quotes
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Nanny: Police! Help! The puppies! Polices! Somebody help me out! (starts to cry)
 * Basil: I had a feeling those two guys were burglars!
 * Dr. Dawson: I had the same feeling. What are we going to do? We don't know where they took the puppies.
 * Mr. Conductor: There's not much we can do. This is very bad. It's worst than the time Gordon got switch onto the branchline.
 * Basil: What are you talking about, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, just listen to this story. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Wrong Road begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas' Branch Line is important, and so is Edward's. But their tracks and bridges are not so strong as those on the Main Line. Sir Topham Hatt does not allowed heaver Main Line engines like Gordon to run on them. But one day, the way Gordon was talking, you would thought that Sir Topham Hatt had given this order for quite another reason.
 * Gordon: It's not fair!
 * Mr. Conductor: Grumble Gordon.
 * Edward: What isn't fair?
 * Mr. Conductor: Asked Edward.
 * Gordon: Leting Branch Line diesels pulled Main Line trains!
 * Edward: Never mind, Gordon. I'm sure BoCo would let you pull his fright cars sometime.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gordon was alarmed.
 * Gordon: I won't pulled BoCo's dirty cars! I won't run on branch lines!
 * Edward: Why not? It would be a nice change.
 * Gordon: Sir Topham Hatt would never approve!
 * Mr. Conductor: Huffed Gordon.
 * Gordon: Branch Lines are vulgar!
 * Mr. Conductor: Gordon puffed away. Edward chuckled and follow him to the station.
 * BoCo: It's Just the knack.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gordon still believes that BoCo saves his life. But we know the twins were only teasing, don't we?
 * (then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to London)
 * Dr. Dawson:
 * Basil:
 * Mr. Conductor:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Whistles & Sneezes
 * 2) Steamroller
 * 3) Trust Thomas
 * 4) Diesel's Devious Deed

Guest Stars:

 * No Guest Stars are Available

Quotes:
Quote 1:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) All At Sea
 * 2) James Goes Buzz, Buzz
 * 3) Tenders and Turntables
 * 4) Trouble In The Shed

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: How about i'll tell you a story of when Duck wanted to travel by sea Fred?
 * Fred: Duck? who's that?

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Toby's Discovery (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Double Trouble (told by George Carlin)
 * 4) The Runaway (told by George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird & random Sesame Street Monsters

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Granpuff
 * 2) Donald and Douglas
 * 3) Sleeping Beauty
 * 4) The Deputation

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Cranky Bugs (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) A Cow On The Line (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) Rusty To The Rescue (told by George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas and Stepney (told by George Carlin)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Jim Henson Productions

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bowled Out
 * 2) Train Stops Play
 * 3) The Diseasel
 * 4) Percy Proves A Point

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Fozzie: hey there want a lift?
 * Big Bird: oh no thanks i'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television
 * Mr. Conductor: i'm doing the same thing only it's in Hollywood
 * Big Bird: well good luck sir hope we have programs on the same channel
 * Mr. Conductor: my name's Mr. Conductor
 * Big Bird: i'm Big Bird
 * Fozzie: oh good luck! [drives away as Big Bird continued walking]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin, Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Old Iron (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Dunkin' Duncan (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Percy Gets It Right (told by Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Rheneas and the Roller Coaster (told by Michael Brandon)

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Schemer: i could learn a lot from this guy [goes up to Kuzco] excuse me--
 * Kuzco: AAH! no touchy, no touchy just who are you people? i don't recall seeing people like you here before

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) James Learns A Lesson
 * 2) Peter Sam & The Refreshment Lady
 * 3) Steam Roller
 * 4) The Diseasel

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Edward's Exploit
 * 2) Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * 3) Henry's Special Coal
 * 4) The Flying Kipper

Quotes:
Quote 1:
 * Mr. Conductor: How about I tell you a Thomas story? It will take a long time before we arrive.


 * Phil: I guess I'm in a good mood for astory, so tell all, Mr. C.


 * Mr. Conductor: You got that right (blows whistle)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Paramount Studios & Nickelodeon Movies

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon and Spencer (told by Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Jack Jumps In (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) A Friend In Need (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Peace and Quiet (told by Michael Brandon)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Busy Going Backwards
 * 2) Duncan Gets Spooked
 * 3) Toby and the Flood
 * 4) Happy Ever After

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Mavis
 * 2) Peter Sam & the Refreshment Lady
 * 3) Henry's Forest
 * 4) Toby's Tightrope

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Wall Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race (George Carlin)
 * 2) Jack Jumps In (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) A Friend In Need (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Terence the Tractor (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Simba
 * Timon & Pumbaa

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin, Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Warner Bros

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A New Friend For Thomas (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Bulldog (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) Bad Day At Castle Loch (told by Michael Brandon)
 * 4) The World's Strongest Engine (told by Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * Fred Flintstone
 * Barney Rubble

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin)
 * 2) Henry and the Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 3) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) James Learns A Lesson (George Carlin)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Animation

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) James In A Mess
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge
 * 3) Old Iron
 * 4) Percy Proves A Point

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bertie's Chase (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Double Trouble (S2) (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) Gordon and Spencer (told by Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Thomas Saves The Day (S1) (told by George Carlin)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Terence the Tractor
 * 2) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 3) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree
 * 4) Thomas and Percy' Mountain Adventure

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Four Little Engines
 * 2) Fish (S4)
 * 3) Bull's Eyes
 * 4) Toad Stands By

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Horrid Lorry
 * 2) James and the Trouble with Trees
 * 3) Gordon and the Gremlin
 * 4) Snow

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Geirge Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry & the Elephant
 * 2) Come Out Henry!
 * 3) Henry to the Rescue
 * 4) Edward, Trevor & the Really Useful Party

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Dreamworks Pictures & Aardman Animation Productions

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Toby's Windmill (told by Michael Brandon)
 * 2) James and the Red Balloon (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) A Bad Day For Harold (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Bill, Ben and Fergus (told by Michael Brandon)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & MGM Studio Films

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Get Bumped
 * 2) Percy and the Signal
 * 3) A New Friend For Thomas
 * 4) Donald's Duck

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & MGM Studio Films

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Woolly Bear
 * 2) Tender Engines
 * 3) Percy Takes the Plunge
 * 4) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin, Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & MGM Studio Films

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Pop Goes The Diesel (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Jack Frost (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Trusty Rusty (told by Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Foolish Freight Cars (told by George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Abbot & Costello as cats [from Looney Tunes]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed [Winnie the Pooh & the Honey Tree]
 * 2) No Joke For James [Winnie the Pooh & the Blustery Day]
 * 3) Heroes [Winnie the Pooh & the Blustery Day]
 * 4) Gordon Takes A Dip [Winnie the Pooh & Tigger Too]

Guest Stars:

 * Todd & Copper

Quotes:
Quotes from Winnie The Pooh & The Honey Tree #1: Quotes from Winnie the Pooh & the Blustery Day #1: Quotes from Winnie the Pooh & Tigger Too #1:
 * Kara: Mr. Conductor, can't you just use your magic to get Pooh out of the hole?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm afraid not. It takes a lot of magic to get him out and I don't have enough magic to do it.

Notes:

 * This Adventure has the 3 great Wallace & Gromit stories all in one
 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Aardman Productions
 * Wallace & Gromit Adventures are: The Wrong Trousers, A Grand Day Out & A Close Shave [not the Thomas Story]
 * In This Movie only 6 stories are put in on The Wrong Trousers, A Grand Day Out & A Close Shave 2 on each adventure

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The Fogman [told by Alec Baldwin] [The Wrong Trousers]
 * 2) Percy, James & the Fruitful Day [told by George Carlin] [The Wrong Trousers]
 * 3) The Flying Kipper [told by George Carlin] [A Grand Day Out]
 * 4) Oliver's Find [told by Alec Baldwin] [A Grand Day Out]
 * 5) Percy's Chocolate Crunch [told by Alec Baldwin] [A Close Shave]
 * 6) Percy Runs Away [told by George Carlin] [A Close Shave]

Guest Stars:

 * Woody & Buzz Lightyear

Quotes:
Quotes from The Wrong Trousers #1:
 * Wallace: HEEEEEEEEEEEELP! GROMIIIIIIIT! WHOA!!!! GANGWAY!!! [running in the techno trousers]
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: was that Wallace?!
 * [BOING!]
 * Wallace: SORRY! [CRASH!!!]
 * Woody: it IS Wallace!

Quote #2:
 * Gromit: [gets hit by the jam]
 * Woody: I can't believe it! that penguin was a robber all along!
 * Buzz: i trusted him too! he was like a brother to me!
 * Woody: now what will we do? he's got poor Wallace on some heist & he doesn't even know it!
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: why don't we listen to a story to think about this? what happens is that Percy ends up in a jam [blows story whistle]

Quote #3: [After the story, Percy, James & The Fruitful Day] Quote #4:
 * Woody: I have an idea, Mr. Conductor. Do you want to hear it?
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Sure.
 * Woody: Maybe you can go to the musuem and try to lead that penguin back here. Then, we'll try to capture him and turn him into the police.
 * Buzz: Great idea, Woody!
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: I like that idea. I'll go and see if I can get him to come back here.

Quotes from A Grand Day Out #1: Quote #2:
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: hey to pass the time until we get to the Moon would you like to hear the story of The Flying Kipper?
 * Wallace: i've heard of kippers before but never a "Flying Kipper"
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: well this is the kind of kipper that's different than what you think it's a type of train that goes through the night well let me tell you about it [blows story whistle]

Quotes from A Close Shave #1: Quote #2:
 * Wallace: Have you been peckish during the night? Only, someone's been at me cheese.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Whatever is going on here can't be as bad as what happened to Percy on the Island of Sodor.
 * Wallace: What did happen to Percy?
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: He had a bad incident with chocolate recently. But let me tell you the whole story. [blows his whistle and the story, Percy's Chocolate Crunch begins]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry's Forest
 * 2) All At Sea
 * 3) A Bad Day For Sir Handel
 * 4) Rusty Helps Peter Sam

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Dreamworks Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The Spotless Record
 * 2) Peace and Quiet
 * 3) Thomas and the Search for Fergus
 * 4) The Runaway Elephant

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady
 * 2) Bulldog
 * 3) Passengers and Polish
 * 4) Gallant Old Engine

Guest Stars:

 * Winnie The Pooh, Piglet and Tigger

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Schemer: you know that Edgar butler looks strangely familiar to me

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & 20th Century Fox.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bulgy Rides Again (told by Michael Brandon)
 * 2) You Can't Win (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) A Close Shave For Duck (told by George Carlin)
 * 4) The Runaway (told by George Carlin)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) Come Out, Henry
 * 3) Henry To The Rescue
 * 4) Trouble For Thomas

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & MGM Studio Films.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Down the Mine
 * 2) Better Late Than Never
 * 3) Mavis
 * 4) Special Attraction

Guest Stars:

 * Pooh & Piglet

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Hello Hubie. My name is Mr. Conductor. And these are my friends, Stacy, Billy, Dan, Becky and Kara. And these two are Pooh and Piglet. They're with us today and all of next week.
 * Hubie: Hello. Nice to meet you.
 * Dan: There's also someone with us named Schemer. But he's not here right now.
 * Schemer (offscreen): Hey, watch it you silly penguin! Can't you see a man coming through?
 * Mr. Conductor: Here he comes right now. When he comes, I leave. But don't worry, I'll be back.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Aardman Animation Studios

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Percy and the Haunted Mine
 * 2) Scaredy Engine
 * 3) Thomas and the Jet Engine
 * 4) Buffer Bother

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and the Rumors
 * 2) Horrid Lorry
 * 3) Something In The Air
 * 4) Put Upon Percy

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Big Surprise For Percy
 * 2) Make Someone Happy
 * 3) James and the Trouble with Trees
 * 4) Something In The Air

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Nickelodeon Movies

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Emily's New Coaches (told by Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Bertie's Chase (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) Saved From Scrap (told by George Carlin)
 * 4) Trusty Rusty (told by Michael Brandon)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, The Geffen Company & Warner Bros. Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Percy Runs Away (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Horrid Lorry (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) A Close Shave For Duck (told by George Carlin)
 * 4) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (told by Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * WALL-E & EVE

Trivia:

 * We Find out that Orin Scrivello D.D.S. is Schemer's better & more successful Twin Brother

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin, Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Universal Studio Pictures & Nickelodeon Movies

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Edward Helps Out (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) The Grand Opening (told by Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Toby Had A Little Lamb (told by Alec Baldwin)

Guest Star:

 * Audrey II [Working for the Yolkians]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Passengers and Polish
 * 2) Gallant Old Engine
 * 3) Pop Goes The Diesel
 * 4) Double Trouble (S2)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Percy Gets It Right
 * 2) Thomas and the Search for Fergus
 * 3) The Runaway Elephant
 * 4) James and the Queen of Sodor

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Cartoon Network Movies

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Salty's Stormy Tale (told by Michael Brandon)
 * 3) The Spotless Record (told by Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Jack Frost (told by Alec Baldwin)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Salty's Secret
 * 2) No Sleep For Cranky
 * 3) Buffer Bother
 * 4) Twin Trouble

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Cranky Bugs (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Put Upon Percy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) A Big Day For Thomas (George Carlin)
 * 4) A Proud Day For James (George Carlin)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, 20th Century Fox & Turner Productions

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 2) Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * 3) Woolly Bear
 * 4) Percy and the Signal

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Jim Henson Productions

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The Spotless Record
 * 2) Peace & Quiet
 * 3) The Old Bridge
 * 4) Best Dressed Engine

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry's Forest
 * 2) The Trouble with Mud
 * 3) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party
 * 4) No Joke For James

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Saves The Day
 * 2) Terence The Tractor
 * 3) Toby's Tightrope
 * 4) Percy's Promise

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Edward Helps Out (George Carlin)
 * 2) Fish (George Carlin)
 * 3) Edward's Brass Band (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) The Runaway Elephant (Michael Brandon)

Guest Stars:

 * Simba
 * Timon & Pumbaa
 * Basil
 * Dr. Dawson
 * Big Bird

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Escape
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up
 * 3) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure
 * 4) All At Sea

Guest Stars:

 * Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo & the Muppets

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Jim Henson Productions

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Scarf for Percy [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) It's Only Snow (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Jack Frost (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas' Christmas Party [told by George Carlin]

Guest Stars:

 * There will be Guest Stars from past Mr. Conductor Movies featured

Trivia:

 * The Snow Song & Winter Wonderland will be used during the Muppets' caroling songs

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and the Conductor (George Carlin)
 * 2) Diesel's Devious Deed (George Carlin)
 * 3) Henry & the Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 4) Rusty & the Boulder (Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * First appearance of Dave Felis the NetMaster, Renamon, and Gaomon.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Duck Takes Charge
 * 2) James In A Mess
 * 3) Old Iron
 * 4) Percy Proves A Point

Quotes:

 * Schemer: Me and Schemee are going to find a golden ticket, go to the factory and win that life time supply of chocolate.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bulgy
 * 2) Pop goes the Diesel
 * 3) Diesel's Deviouse Deed
 * 4) A Close Shave for Duck

Guest Stars:

 * Aladdin, Abu and Genie (from Aladdin)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and the Conductor [Bongo]
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing [Bongo]
 * 3) One Good Turn [Mickey & the Beanstalk]
 * 4) Heroes [Mickey & the Beanstalk]

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Charlie McCarthy: now wait a minute wait a minute! a story within a story? isn't that against the law of storytelling?

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & 20th Century Fox

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Percy takes the Plunge (George Carlin)
 * 2) Rheneas and the Rollercoaster (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin)
 * 4) The Grand Opening (Michael Brandon)

Guest Stars:

 * Basil & Dawson
 * Big Bird
 * Ratigan [working for Ludmilla]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & MGM Studio Films

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) A Big Day for Thomas
 * 3) Trouble for Thomas
 * 4) Thomas Saves the Day

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon And Spencer
 * 2) Emily's New Coaches
 * 3) The Spotless Record
 * 4) Peace And Quiet

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Granpuff
 * 2) Bulldog
 * 3) You Can't Win
 * 4) Sleeping Beauty

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: you know Quinn looks awfully familiar i can't put my finger on it

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Tristar

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Rusty To The Rescue
 * 2) Thomas And Stepney
 * 3) Train Stops Play
 * 4) Bowled Out

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin, Alec Baldwin & Michael Brandon
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Paramount Studio Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon Takes a Tumble [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Bill, Ben & Fergus [told by Michael Brandon]
 * 4) Percy Takes a Plunge [told by George Carlin]

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Duck Takes Charge
 * 2) The Runaway
 * 3) Better Late Than Never
 * 4) Percy's Predicament

Notes:

 * Scenes will be edited around to be intended for kids
 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Pioneer Entertainment

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Put Upon Percy
 * 2) A Big Surprise For Percy
 * 3) Haunted Henry
 * 4) Something In The Air

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Dreamworks Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 2) Thomas and The Missing Christmas Tree
 * 3) Terence The Tractor
 * 4) The Flying Kipper

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Jim Henson Productions

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) All At Sea (George Carlin)
 * 2) Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Rheneas and The Roller Coaster (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) The Runaway Elephant (Michael Brandon)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Terence The Tractor (George Carlin)
 * 2) James Goes Buzz Buzz (George Carlin)
 * 3) Henry and The Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 4) What's The Matter With Henry (Michael Brandon)

Guest Stars:

 * Todd and Copper (from The Fox & The Hound)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Horrid Lorry
 * 2) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party
 * 3) Bye George
 * 4) Double Teething Troubles

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) James & The Red Balloon
 * 2) Thomas & The Jet Engine
 * 3) Edward the Really Useful Engine
 * 4) Twin Trouble

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Touchstone Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Salty's Stormy Tale (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Something Fishy (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Hooray For Thomas (Michael Brandon)

Guest Stars:

 * Garfield
 * Odie
 * Orson
 * Sonic
 * Tails

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories Told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and DreamWorks Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Horrid Lorry (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) A New Friend for Thomas (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) Rusty Saves the Day (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Happy Ever After (told by Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * Homer Simpson

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin, Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Dreamworks Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas, Percy & The Dragon (George Carlin)
 * 2) Haunted Henry (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Percy Gets It Right (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Edward's Brass Band (Michael Brandon)

Guest Stars:

 * Flik
 * Ranma

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon Takes A Dip
 * 2) The Trouble with Mud
 * 3) Down the Mine
 * 4) Thomas Meets The Queen

Guest Stars:

 * Ranma & his Friends

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Cartoon Network Movies

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bulldog
 * 2) Peter Sam and The Refreshment Lady
 * 3) Thomas and Stepney
 * 4) Time for Trouble

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Woolly Bear [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Percy's Promise [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak [told by Alec Baldwin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) One Good Turn
 * 2) Tender Engines
 * 3) Home At Last
 * 4) Rock N Roll

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Daisy
 * 2) Percy's Predicament
 * 3) Percy Takes The Plunge
 * 4) Duck Takes Charge

Guest Stars:

 * Pete & Elliot

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Hemdale Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Edward Helps Out
 * 2) Bertie's Chase
 * 3) A Big Day For Thomas
 * 4) Train Stops Play

Guest Stars

 * Mrs. Brisby
 * Audrey II [working with the Swarm Lord]

Quotes:
Quote 1:
 * Columbus: OH THE GOLD!
 * Schemer: I'LL BE FILTHY RICH! MORE THAN NICKELS!

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Harvey To The Rescue
 * 2) No Sleep For Cranky
 * 3) The Fogman
 * 4) Buffer Bother

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Studio Ghibli

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Haunted Henry
 * 2) Stepney Gets Lost
 * 3) Cranky Bugs
 * 4) James and the Trouble with Trees

Guest Stars:

 * Ranma & friends
 * Pete & Elliot

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Dreamworks Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Donald & Douglas (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Deputation (George Carlin)
 * 3) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Bad Day For Sir Handel (George Carlin)
 * 2) Duncan Gets Spooked (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Thomas, Percy & Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Woody and Buzz Lightyear

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & PlayStation
 * This is the very first Mr. Conductor Adventure in a video game

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Better Late Than Never
 * 2) The Runaway
 * 3) Saved From Scrap
 * 4) A New Friend For Thomas

Guest Stars:

 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Yoshi

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 2) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 3) Time for Trouble
 * 4) Thomas & Stepney

Guest Stars:

 * Rita

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Peg: Oh, can't you see the poor kids scared enough already?
 * Boris: Pay no attention, my little ochi-chernye.
 * Peg: That's right, dearie. They don't mean no real harm.
 * Boris: It's like Gorky says in Lower Depths. Quote. "Miserable being must find more miserable being. Then, he's happy." Unquote.
 * Rita: Excuse me, uh, sister, who's he?
 * Peg: Boris is a philosopher.
 * Scamp's Sisters: No you haven't, Uncle Trusty.
 * Mr. Conductor: Have I tell you a story about how Thomas met Stepney?
 * Scamp's Sisiers: No.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay then, I'll tell you all about Thomas and his new friend, Stepney. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistles and the story, Thomas and Stepney begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas the Tank Engine was feeling happy. His blue coat shone in the sun, he was right on time, and all around his branch line the countryside seemed prietter than ever before.
 * Thomas: Good morning, Percy.
 * Mr. Conductor: He said.
 * Thomas: My branchline is the pride of Sodor. Wouldn't you agree?
 * Percy: Uh...yes, Thomas, of course, but, uh...
 * Thomas: But what, Percy? Out with it.
 * Percy: Well, there is another engine with a famous branchline too.
 * Thomas: Who? Where?
 * Percy: His name is Stepney. He's faraway. But Sir Topham Hatt says he may visit us.
 * Thomas: When?
 * Percy: Oh, someday.
 * Mr. Conductor: And Percy hurried away.
 * Thomas: But...
 * Mr. Conductor: Finished Thomas.
 * Thomas: It can make an engine nervous not to know the line.
 * Stepney: Exaclty!
 * Mr. Conductor: Said Stepney.
 * Stepney: You're just an expert.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas felt much better. He couldn't be cross anymore, and began telling Stepney all about his branchline.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return the Darlings' House]
 * Mr. Conductor:
 * Scamp's Sisters:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The Fogman
 * 2) Middle Engine
 * 3) James & The Red Balloon
 * 4) Buffer Bother

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Thomas Gets Tricked (George Carlin)
 * 3) Cranky Bugs (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) You Can't Win (George Carlin)

Guest Stars

 * Nemo
 * Marlin

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon Takes A Dip
 * 2) James In A Mess
 * 3) Thomas and The Special Letter
 * 4) Thomas Meets the Queen

Guest Stars:

 * Ranma & Friends

Trivia:

 * During the Trial Scene Mr. Conductor [Michael Brandon] was about to tell the story "James & the Queen of Sodor" until Mr. Conductor [George Carlin] was smart enough to tell "Thomas Meets the Queen"

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Dreamworks Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Toby and The Windmill [told by Michael Brandon]
 * 2) The Grand Opening [told by Michael Brandon]
 * 3) Twin Trouble [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 4) Thomas, Percy & the Squeak [told by Alec Baldwin]

Guest Stars:

 * The Cheshire Cat

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: uh guys how would you like to hear a-a story about twins & their problems?
 * Ernie: IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN MR. CONDUCTOR! WE ARE NOT TWINS! WE WERE BORN SEPARATE!
 * Lars: for once that's something i can agree with you!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: i'll just tell it anyway
 * Ernie: FINE! i don't care at all!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: sheesh! [blows story whistle]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Cranky Bugs
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch
 * 3) Duncan Gets Spooked
 * 4) James & The Red Balloon

Guest Stars:

 * Ernie & Bert (from Sesame Street)
 * Ranma & Friends

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Warner Bros.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Trust Thomas
 * 2) Henry & The Elephant
 * 3) Henry's Forest
 * 4) Woolly Bear

Guest Stars:

 * Cookie Monster

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and 20th Century Fox.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Scarf For Percy
 * 2) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 3) The Deputation
 * 4) Thomas & The Missing Christmas Tree

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and 20th Century Fox.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The Flying Kipper
 * 2) Thomas & Percy's Mountain Adventure
 * 3) Special Funnel
 * 4) Terence The Tractor

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Cow On The Line
 * 2) Bertie's Chase
 * 3) Saved From Scrap
 * 4) Old Iron

Guest Stars:

 * Ranma & Friends
 * Baloo and Mowgli

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Big Idea Productions

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The World's Strongest Engine (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Rusty Saves The Day (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Better Late Than Never [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Gordon & the Famous Visitor [told by George Carlin]

Guest Stars:

 * Wallace & Gromit

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Cartoon Network Movies

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Special Funnel
 * 2) Steam Roller
 * 3) Passengers & Polish
 * 4) Gallent Old Engine

Guest Stars:

 * Homer Simpson
 * Marge Simpson
 * Bart Simpson
 * Lisa Simpson
 * Maggie Simpson

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Snow
 * 2) Jack Frost
 * 3) Toby Had A Little Lamb
 * 4) It's Only Snow

Guest Stars:

 * Cruella De Vil (from 101 Dalamatians)
 * Captain Hook (from Peter Pan)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon [George Carlin]
 * 2) Duncan Gets Spooked [Alec Baldwin]
 * 3) Bulgy [George Carlin]
 * 4) Haunted Henry [Alec Baldwin]

Guest Stars:

 * Ash and his Friends and Team Rocket

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas & The Rumors
 * 2) Salty's Secret
 * 3) Jack Jumps In
 * 4) A Friend In Need

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Children's Television Workshop

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) James Goes Buzz Buzz [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Thomas, Percy & Old Slow Coach [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 4) Toby Had a Little Lamb [told by Alec Baldwin]

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3: Quote 4: Quote 5: Quote 6: Quote 7: Quote 8: Quote 9:
 * Vicar: thank you for saving my bees
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: he said
 * Vicar: we can call you James the Red Nosed Engine
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: everyone laughed even James but instead they decided to call James the Bee's Knees which means they thought he was more useful than ever
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Sesame Street]
 * Elmo: that was a pretty funny story Mr. C!
 * Lightning: yeah i wish my friend Rudolph would have heard that!
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: well sure but Christmas can be very busy on the Island of Sodor but now that it's everyday i don't know what'll happen
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: the farmer was waiting it was very cold
 * [just then the story ended upbruply as the steam took us back to Sesame Street]
 * Elmo: what happened next Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: i'm afraid that's where it ends Toby's now lost out in the snow i'm afraid he won't get to the lambs in time
 * Elmo: [sadly] Elmo thought Christmas everyday would make people happy Lightning but it's making them sad [then sad music was playing] the Fixit Shop is closed, Big Bird is crying, Toby can't reach the lambs, nobody is celebrating! and the Count says Christmas isn't special anymore because it's everyday maybe Santa's right [singing] Everyday can't be Christmas
 * That wouldn't be such a treat
 * You can get tired of chocolate candy
 * When that's all you eat
 * [Then footage from Toby Had a Little Lamb was seen as Elmo was still singing]
 * Elmo: Everyday can't be your birthday
 * That wouldn't be much fun
 * Too many birthdays aren't half as nice as one
 * [Then we return to Sesame Street]
 * That you wait for
 * [With Lightning & the Conductor Cousins] Wait for joy
 * And recall
 * That if everyday was Christmas
 * There wouldn't be Christmas...
 * At all
 * [song ends]
 * Farmer McColl: Thank you, Toby
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Said the farmer.
 * Farmer McColl: We could've done it without you.
 * Toby: Thank you.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Said Toby.
 * Toby: There's nonthing I like more then being helping out a friend in need.
 * [just as story ended the steam took us back to Sesame Street]
 * Santa: a perfect end to a wonderful story Mr. C
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: How about I tell you guys about the time Thomas and Toby had save Mrs. Kyndley with help of Percy and Terence?
 * Santa: Well sure, tell it, while Lightining is grounded, but he will hear the story.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Of course. (Blows whitstle and the story, Thomas' Christmas Party begins)
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: It was christmas on the Island of Sodor. All the engines were working hard. Thomas and Toby were busy carrying people and parcls up and down the Branchline. Everyone was happy. Only the coaches, Annie and Clarabel were complaning.
 * Annie and Clarabel: It's always the same before christmas!
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: They groaned.
 * Annie and Clarabel: We fell so full! We fell so full!
 * Thomas: Oh, come on.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Where's your best of spirit? Christmas day is almost here.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: By the side of the tracks, was the little cottage with the familier figure waving to them.
 * Thomas: It's Mrs. Kyndley
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Whistled Thomas.
 * Thomas: Peep, peep! Happy Christmas!
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Thomas always felt better for seeing her.
 * Thomas: Christmas just wouldn't be christmas without Mrs. Kyndley.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: He said to himself. When work was over, Thomas went to see the other engines. All their coats have been polish.
 * Gordon: Hah!
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: Just look at us! Your driver would have to work fast to get you as smart as us!
 * Thomas: Never mind that.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: I've something important to say; do you reliaze it's been a whole year since Mrs. Kyndley saved us from the nasty accident? Do you remember when she was ill in bed and-?
 * Edward: Yes, of course.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Interrupted Edward.
 * Edward: You told us how she wave her red dressing gown out of the window to warn you about a landslide ahead.
 * Percy: And you and Toby gave her presents.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Percy joined in.
 * Percy: And Sir Topham Hatt send her to the seaside to get better.
 * James and Henry: But...
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Said the other engines.
 * James and Henry: The rest of us never thank her properly.
 * Thomas: Excaitly.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: So now I think we should all give her a special Christmas party.
 * Thomas and his Friends: [singing] We wish you a merry christmas, we whish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year.
 * [song ends]
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends thought it's the best christmas ever, and Mrs. Kyndley could think of nowhere she would rather live then here with them on the Island of Sodor.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Sesame Street]
 * Elmo: That's a cool story. Did you agreed, Santa.
 * Santa: Of course, Elmo. I'm glad Thomas and his friends give Mrs. Kyndley a special Christmas party.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Well, christmas day can be really useful party. But I hope Mrs. Kyndley will be all right on Sodor.
 * Lightining: I wish I could help a party. But now I'm now grounded.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: That's all right, Lightining. I think you're brave tody, and really reliable, too.
 * Lightning: but you could have had anything
 * Elmo: a diet soda?
 * Santa: a castle! a kingdom!
 * Elmo: yeah!
 * Lighting: a fire engine! a real one!
 * Elmo: ah!
 * [just then Mr. Conductor appeared]
 * Mr. Conductor: i knew i felt a surge of magic somewhere!
 * Santa: Mr. Conductor? is that you?
 * Mr. Conductor: is surely is!
 * Elmo: you know Mr. Conductor Santa?
 * Santa: why sure i do you see i once visited Shining Time Station 6 years ago
 * [then flashback scenes from 'Tis A Gift was seen]
 * Santa: i was there waiting for the Northern Star
 * Elmo: the Northern Star?
 * Santa: it was the North Pole's special train & while i was there i helped a little girl named Vickie find her Christmas Spirit i made friends at the station and before i left Mr. Conductor's cousin came to help me at the North Pole it's been a long time since that day and i'll never forget it
 * Elmo: wow!
 * Female Elf: Now can we have our break?
 * Santa: Five minutes.
 * Male Elf #2: What do you think of this, sir?
 * Santa: It's a cabbit.
 * Duck: I tried my hardest.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Puffed Duck.
 * Duck: But the weather's getting worst.
 * Duck's Driver: Even Duck's snowplough can't get through.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Said his driver.

Trivia:

 * In the story James Goes Buzz Buzz the line "It's a pity it's not Christmas" was edited out just for this movie special
 * In the story Toby Had a Little Lamb it will be seen in two parts one part will end with the farmer still waiting for Toby & the rest of the story will be seen after Elmo Saves Christmas again

Mr. Conductor and The Adventures of Scamper the Penguin
Notes:
 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Feature Films for Families & Enoki Films USA, inc.
 * Deleted Scenes from the original Russian Dub will also be used

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Jack Frost [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Snow [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 3) Trust Thomas [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Rusty To The Rescue [told by George Carlin]

Guest Stars:

 * Bowser [mentioned]
 * Winnie the Pooh [mentioned]

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: you know that snowstorm wasn't as worse as the snow storm Percy got into that one time how about i tell you penguins that? [blows story whistles]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Alcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bulldog
 * 2) Bulgy
 * 3) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race
 * 4) A New Friend For Thomas

Guest Stars:

 * Scooby Doo
 * Shaggy
 * Fred
 * Daphne
 * Velma

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & The Cat in the Hat Productions

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) James Learns A Lesson
 * 3) Percy & The Signal
 * 4) Tenders & Turntables

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & The Cat in the Hat Productions

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon & The Famous Visitor
 * 2) Pop Goes The Diesel
 * 3) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 4) A Close Shave For Duck

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Alcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Mavis (George Carlin)
 * 2) Diesel Does It Again (George Carlin)
 * 3) Gordon & The Gremlin (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas & The Special Letter (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Bert & Ernie

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin/Ringo Starr.
 * From Britt Alcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and the Trucks/Trouble for Thomas [The Perfect World]
 * 2) Thomas and the Breakdown Train/Thomas Saves the Day [Fifi's Folly]
 * 3) James and the Coaches/James Learns a Lesson [Mrs. Potts' Party]
 * 4) Troublesome Trucks/Foolish Fright Cars [Broken Wing]

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Fifi: I don't know what you're talking about, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well you see, Fifi, sometimes, it makes you think you're a really useful. Well, you see what I mean. [blows whistle and the story, Thomas Saves the Day begins]
 * Mr. Conductor: Every day, Sir Topham Hatt came to the station to catch his train.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Hello.
 * Mr. Conductor: He always say to Thomas.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Don't let the silly fright cars tease you. Remember; you have an important job as a special helper in the train yard.
 * Mr. Conductor: He's never lonely. Edward and Henry stop quite often, and tell him the news. Gordon is always in a hurry; but never forgets to say...
 * Gordon: Poop, Poop
 * Mr. Conductor: And Thomas always whistles...
 * Thomas: Peep, Peep
 * Mr. Conductor: in return.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Beast's Castle]
 * Fifi:
 * Mr. Conductor:

Trivia

 * The film was re-release in the US with Ringo Starr and was later release in UK with Ringo Starr.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Alcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play
 * 2) James goes Buzz Buzz
 * 3) Thomas gets Bumped
 * 4) Thomas and the Special Letter

Guest Stars:

 * Belle
 * Lumiere
 * Cogsworth
 * Mrs. Potts
 * Chip
 * Fifi

Quotes:

 * Roger and Anita: [together, while Roger holds a coller] Wizzer.
 * Wizzer: [whimpers]
 * Mr. Conductor: Now this reminds me about the bees.
 * Chip: What bees? I don't see any.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Chip, sometimes you always. I'll never forget about them. Neither will James. I'll tell you about it. [blows story whistle]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Alcroft Studios and Turner Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Trouble For Thomas
 * 2) Toad Stands By
 * 3) Bulls Eyes
 * 4) The Deputation

Guest Stars:

 * Woody
 * Buzz Lightyear

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin
 * From Brit Alcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play (George Carlin)
 * 2) It's Only Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Toby had a Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Jack Frost (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Have I tell you guys about Stepney and Caroline?
 * Angelquie: I don't know what you're say, Mr. Conductor, because I'm deaf. But, thanks to you, I'm now fine.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, seeing you stubborn reminds me about Caroline. Since I'm cooking cakes, I tell you all about it. [taps spoons story]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Paws Entertainment

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Comes To Breakfast
 * 2) Daisy
 * 3) Bulls Eyes
 * 4) Percy's Predicament

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * 2) Woolly Bear
 * 3) Mavis
 * 4) Toby's Tightrope

Guest Stars:

 * Simba
 * Timon & Pumbaa
 * Scar (working with The Queen)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, HBO Kids & Nelvana

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The Diseasel
 * 2) James Goes Buzz Buzz
 * 3) Wrong Road
 * 4) Edward's Exploit

Guest Stars:

 * Wallace & Gromit

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & The Cat in the Hat Productions

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin) [The Sneetches]
 * 2) Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin) [The Sneetches]
 * 3) One Good Turn (George Carlin) [The Zax]
 * 4) Henry & The Elephant (George Carlin) [Green Eggs & Ham]

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird [The Sneetches]
 * Pongo & Perdita [Green Eggs & Ham]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alce Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch
 * 3) Gordon takes a Tumble
 * 4) Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry

Guest Stars:

 * Fifi (from Beauty and the Beast)

Quotes:

 * Fifi: [After she screams so loudly that the glasses shatter all over town] I can't be brave about mice!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Fifi, it's only a mouse. Sometimes it's easy for you to know about mice.
 * Fifi: Are there any mice on the Island of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes. Even on the Island of Sodor. I'll never forget about it. Neither will Thomas or Percy. I'll tell you about it. [blows story whistle]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & MGM/Warner Bros. Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race [seen in Black & White]
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon
 * 3) A Scarf for Percy
 * 4) Percy's Promise

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird
 * Wallace & Gromit
 * Dr. Robotnik (working with the Witch)
 * Weasels (working with Dr. Robotnik and the Witch)

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Scarecrow: What about the heart you promise Tin Man?! And the courage you promise Cowardly Lion?!
 * Tin Man and Cowardly Lion [together]: And Scarecrow's brain?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes! And a scarf for me, Big Bird, Wallace and Gromit?! Which reminds me of how Percy kept his promise to Thomas.
 * Wizard: What are you talking about?
 * Mr. Conductor: Just listen. (Blows whistle and the story, Percy's Promise begins.)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Harold told me you're... a wizard. He said he can beat you at somethings, but not at being submarine. I don't know what you two been up to latly, but I do know that you're a really useful engine.
 * Percy: Oh, sir!
 * Mr. Conductor: Whisper Percy, happily.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again was we return to Emerald City]
 * Mr. Conductor:
 * Wizard:
 * Scarecrow:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Cranky Bugs
 * 2) Toby and the Flood
 * 3) Something in the Air
 * 4) Horrid Lorry

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party
 * 2) Baa!
 * 3) Make Someone Happy
 * 4) Happy Ever After

Guest Stars:

 * Duchess
 * Toulouse
 * Berlizo
 * Marie
 * Thomas O' Malley
 * Alley Cats

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Warner Bros.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Toby & the Flood (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (George Carlin)
 * 3) Dunkin' Duncan (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas Saves the Day (George Carlin)

Quotes:
Quote 1:

Quote 2: Quote 3: Quote 4:
 * Mr. Conductor: "You two bunnies have done it this time. I haven't seen a flood this big since the time Toby floated downriver on a wooden bridge."
 * Babs: "Seeing as we've got nothing better to do during this water fight, will you tell us about it?"
 * Mr. Conductor: "I'd be my pleasure." (Whistles)
 * (After the story)
 * Mr. Conductor: "Hiya, Shirley. I'm back from the Acme Resort, so I thought I'd stop and talk to you for a while."
 * Shirley the Loon: "Like, totally radical, Mr. C. So, did Fifi meet Johnny Pew?"
 * Mr. Conductor: "Well, yes, but unfortunately, that snooty skunk is taking advantage of his most loyal fan. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Sir Handel and Peter Sam?"
 * Shirley the Loon: "Like, not really, Mr. C. I can't see Sir Handel as a movie star, not even in one of his next incarnations."
 * Mr. Conductor: "No, but he still got Peter Sam, as well as himself, in an awful mess. I'll tell you all about it." (Whistles)
 * (After the story)
 * Shirley: "Well, Mr. C, I totally, like, follow you now. I'd warn Fifi if I weren't forced to go to the movies with Fowlmouth."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the Acme Wild Safari Zoo. Elmyra's gonna be there, and knowing her, she's gonna make an awful mess of her own."
 * Shirley: "Okay. Good luck, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: " Having trouble, Plucky?"
 * Plucky: "At this rate, we'll never get to HappyWorldLand!
 * Mr. Conductor: "Well, Plucky, sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for, and impatience sometimes leads to trouble. I remember the time Duncan's impatience at the incline railway got him into trouble."
 * Plucky: "Oh, great. As if listening to 'Pop Goes the Weasel' 24/7 wasn't torture enough."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Relax, Plucky. A story will help to pass the time, and you'll be at HappyWorldLand before you know it. Now, I'm gonna tell you about Duncan's adventure, whether you want me to or not." (Whistles)
 * (After the story)
 * Buster: I still can't believe Byron saved us. He's usually so lazy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well sure, you guys are his friends, right? And friends always help out friends in need. Just like Thomas helped James when he derailed in a field. And seeing as we still have some time before the mob chasing you guys gets here, I'll tell you all about it." (Whistles)
 * (After the story)

Mr. Conductor's Adventures of The Chipmunk Adventure
Notes:
 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Bagdasarian Productions

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) No Sleep For Cranky (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Percy, James & The Fruitful Day (George Carlin)
 * 3) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Donald's Duck (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird [Goes with the Chipmunks]
 * Snow White [Goes with the Chipettes]

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Alvin: well Theodore did the boogie-man get you?
 * Big Bird: Alvin! please! as if you scared him enough already!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: where is he anyway?
 * Simon: Theodore?
 * [they checked his sleeping bag and then...]
 * all 4: [gasp!] he's gone!

Trivia:

 * Mr. Conductor [AB] goes with the Chipmunks
 * Mr. Conductor [GC] goes with the Chipettes

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon takes a Tumble (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race (George Carlin)
 * 3) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin)
 * 4) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Baloo and Bahgerra

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Trust Thomas
 * 2) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 3) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day
 * 4) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventres

Guest Stars:

 * Belle (from Beauty and the Beast)

Quotes:
Quote 1 Quote 2:
 * Jack: [After Belle had been stink by the skunk and been squirted by the lemon-lime and thus covered in fruit and he saw everything] Oh! Got yourselves a skunk, huh? Good evening.
 * Mr. Conductor: Ohh. Do I smell a skunk?
 * Theodore: That was me and Belle. Right, Belle?
 * Belle: Yes. I was also cover in lemon-lime and fruit.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, that was bad. I also wanted you to make sure that he's right. I also wanted to make sure that good things are waiting in life.
 * Belle: Are there any accidents of fruits on the Island of Sodor?
 * Mr. Condctor: Oh yes, Belle. Percy has a accident with the fruit. I'll never forget it. Neither will Percy and James. I'll tell you all about it. [blows whistle story]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin, Alec Baldwin, and Michael Angelis
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Nickelodeon Movies

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Better Late Than Never (George Carlin)
 * 2) Jack Jumps In (Michael Angelis US)
 * 3) A Friend in Need (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Horrid Lorry (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Mr. Conductor: "Hi, Ed."
 * Ed: "Whoa. A tiny talking man. I must be dreaming, Just like I did this morning with the talking flying food. I guess this also must mean I wasn't late."
 * Mr. Conductor: "No, this isn't a dream, Ed. I'm real, and I'm sorry to say, you were late this morning."
 * Ed: "Awww..."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Don't feel bad, Ed. Sometimes good things can happen if you're late. I remember the time that Thomas was late, but got to help out a friend in need."
 * Ed: "Will you tell me about it, tiny talking man?"
 * Mr. Conductor: "Of course." (Whistles)
 * (After the Story)
 * Ed: "Thanks for the story, tiny talking man."
 * Mr. Conductor: "You're welcome. And you may me call me Mr. Conductor."
 * Ed: "Cool. Now, if you'll excuse me, I got fries to salt."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Very well, I've got a busy day, too."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Hiya, Dexter. How's it going?"
 * Dexter: "Not so good, Mr. C. This roller-blading nut got in my way, and I accidentally ran into Mr. Wheat. I've got no driver's license, two dented cars to pay for; his and my mom's, and no way to pay for it all."
 * Mr. Conductor: "I'm sure he didn't mean to get in your way, he was just trying to do his job."
 * Dexter: "At least he has a job. I need $1,900.00, and I got fired from Mondo Burger."
 * Mr. Conductor: "I'm sure there are other jobs you can do. After all, opportunity always knocks. Jack the front loader wasn't successful at his first job, either. I'll tell you all about it. Maybe it'll help cheer you up." (Whistles)
 * (After the story)
 * Dexter: "What happened to Jack?"
 * Mr. Conductor: "Even though it was his first day, Jack didn't give up. In fact, he kept trying until he got things right, and in no time at all, he was just as successful as ever."
 * Dexter: "Well, I'm off to drown my misery in milkshakes."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Good luck with the job hunt!"
 * Mr. Conductor: "Hello again, Dexter. You're not looking too happy."
 * Dexter: "I just found out that roller-blading nut that got me into trouble is Ed! I don't want to see him or talk to him anymore. He ruined my summer! Now that Mondo Burger is getting all the customers with their bigger burgers, Good Burger may very well go out of business. The one job I even come close to being good at, and I may not work here much longer. As if that's not bad enough, I owe Mr. Wheat $25,000.00 for his newly repaired car."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Well, you'll be glad to know I wouldn't give Mondo Burger a penny. Bigger doesn't always mean better. Besides, Ed didn't mean to cause an accident..."
 * Dexter: "He was only trying to do his job, I know."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Who knows? Ed just might be able to make up for all the trouble he caused by helping a friend in need. I think it's time I told you the exciting conclusion of Jack's adventure, which shows how he saved Thomas, and became a permanent member of the Pack." (Whistles)
 * (After the Story)
 * "Wow, Mr. C. Jack owned up, and he was the hero who saved that little blue tank engine. Too bad my life isn't like his. I'm no success, I'm stuck in a fast-food restaurant ready to go out of business with an idiot cashier, and no way to pay for my teacher's car."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Don't worry, Dexter. I'm sure you and Ed will be friends again soon, and Good Burger will be back in business! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna calm Mr. Bailey down now, maybe help him find some good food for his mother."

Trivia:

 * Even though Michael Angelis narrates Jack Jumps In Alec Baldwin is the one who blows the whistle to tell the story

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Columbia Pictures, Jim Henson Productions & Children's Television Workshop

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas, Percy & the Mail Train [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Steamroller [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Harvey To The Rescue [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 4) Percy & The Haunted Mine [told by Alec Baldwin]

Guest Stars:

 * Audrey II [Working for Huxley]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Columbia Pictures, and Sony Pictures Entertainment

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) James and The Trouble With Trees
 * 2) Cranky Bugs
 * 3) Thomas and The Jet Engine
 * 4) Faulty Whistles

Guest Stars:

 * Tigger (from Winnie the Pooh)

Quotes:
Quote 1 Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: Flint, how about i tell you a story when James gets an encounter with a tree?
 * Flint: James? Who's James?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, he's a red engine. I'll tell you about him. (blows his whistle and the story, James and The Trouble with Trees begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Children's Television Workshop

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas & The Missing Christmas Tree (George Carlin)
 * 3) It's Only Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Snow (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: "Hi, Big Bird. What are you doing?"
 * Big Bird: "I'm waiting for Santa Mr. C. I want to see just how he fits down those chimneys."
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: "Hope you're not planning to be up here long."
 * Big Bird: "Not too long. Just till' Santa arrives.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: "That might take a little while, you may get stuck in the snow, just like Thomas did on Sodor. Rusty told him a story to keep him company, and now it's my turn to keep you company. I'll tell you all about Rusty's story." (Blows his whistle and the story, Snow begins)
 * Gordon: Help!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Cried Gordon.
 * Thomas: If Skarloey survives the snow fall, surlely a big proud engine like you can do the same.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Chuckled Thomas.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Moaned Gordon from withen, and then felt as silence as the snow.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Sesame Street]
 * Big Bird: Thanks for the story Mr. C even though there is no avalanche site here on Sesame Street i just hope that soon Santa will be here soon so i can see if he can fit through those skinny little chimneys
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Well tell you what how about i stay here with you to wait for Santa?
 * Big Bird: sure thing Mr. C [clears snow off a box & sits down] [yawns] hmm boy i hope he comes soon
 * [Big Bird was beginning to be very sleepy and meanwhile back down on the street...]

Trivia:

 * A Brief cameo of [RS] Mr. Conductor is seen in this movie

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Alcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Better Late Than Never
 * 2) James Learns A Lesson
 * 3) Fooish Freight Cars
 * 4) Four Little Engines

Guest Stars:

 * Aladdin
 * Abu
 * Genie

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Mario & Vittorio Cecchi Gori

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Terence The Tractor
 * 2) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race
 * 3) Toby's Tightrope
 * 4) The Trouble With Mud

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studio and Columbia Pictures

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby & The Flood
 * 2) A Better View For Gordon
 * 3) Busy Going Backwards
 * 4) Duncan Gets Spooked

Guest Stars:

 * Basil
 * Dr. Dawson

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Children's Television Workshop

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy & The Squeak (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Percy's Promise (George Carlin)
 * 4) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin)

Looney Tunes extra cartoon:

 * Rabbit Fire

Guest Stars:

 * Bugs & Daffy

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Cartoon Network Movies

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) A Better View For Gordon (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) One Good Turn (told by George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Paramount Pictures & 20th Century Fox

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Old Iron (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Percy's Predicament (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) No Sleep For Cranky (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Faulty Whistles (told by Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * Mario & Luigi
 * Ranma & Friends
 * Big Bird

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Cranky Bugs [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Thomas, Percy & The Dragon [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Rusty To The Rescue [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Something In The Air [told by Alec Baldwin]

Guest Stars:

 * Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong

Quotes:
==Mr. Conductor's Adventures of The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie==

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Big Idea Productions

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Whistles & Sneezes (George Carlin)
 * 3) Bulgy (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas, Percy & The Mail Train (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Terence the Tractor
 * 2) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 3) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure
 * 4) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree

Guest Stars:

 * Lola Bunny

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Lola: Oh, my feets and cotton tail! I'll shall have to stop here till I'm frozen! What a silly rabbit I'am!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry! I'm here to help you!
 * Lola: Thank you, Mr. C. You're splieded. Me, I'am silly.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you banged the snow pants yesterday, right?
 * Lola: Ya...
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that reminds me of Thomas got stuck in the snow and Terence pulled him out.
 * Lola: Can you tell me about it, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: It'll be my pleasure.
 * [Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Terence the Tractor begins]
 * Mr. Conductor: Autum had come to the Island of Sodor. The fields were changing from yellow stubborn to brown earth. And a tractor was hard at work as Thomas puffed along.
 * Thomas' Driver: I hope you'll be sinible now, Thomas.
 * Mr. Conductor: Said his driver.
 * Thomas: I'll try.
 * Mr. Conductor: Said Thomas, and he puffed slowly away.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Scott's house]
 * Lola:
 * Mr. Conductor:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) A Big Day for Thomas
 * 3) Diesel Does it Again
 * 4) Heroes

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: How about if I tell you guys about Thomas?
 * Quasimodo: Who's Thomas?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a tank engine, and he lives on the Island of Sodor. I'll tell you all about him.
 * [Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins]
 * Thomas: Maybe I don't have to tease Gordon about feeling important.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas thought to himself. And he puffed slowly home.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Notre Dame]
 * Quasimodo:
 * Mr. Conductor:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studio and Cinema Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Wrong Road
 * 2) Bulldog
 * 3) Thomas and Stepney
 * 4) Thomas meets the Queen

Guest Stars:

 * Queen of Hearts (working with Dorian Tyrell)

Quotes:
Quote 1:
 * Mr. Conductor: This make the twins behave at once. Gordon thought Boco was wonderful.
 * Gordon: Those little deomons! How do you do it?
 * Boco: Ah well,
 * Mr. Conductor: said Boco.
 * Boco: It's just the knack.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gordon stills believe that Boco saved his life; but we know the twins were only teasing. Don't we?
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to outside of Coco-Bongo]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas & The Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin) [Wind in the Willows]
 * 2) A Big Surprise For Percy (Alec Baldwin) [Wind in the Willows]
 * 3) No Joke For James (George Carlin) [The Legend of Sleepy Hollow]
 * 4) Percy's Ghostly Trick (George Carlin) [The Legend of Sleepy Hollow]

Guest Stars:

 * Wallace & Gromit [Wind in the Willows]
 * Big Bird [The Legend of Sleepy Hollow]

Quotes:
Quote 1 from Wind in the Willows: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Mr. Toad, your wild ride remains me the wild ride Thomas had with the Jet Engine.
 * Mr. Toad: Could you tell us that story, please?
 * Wallace: Yes, I'd like to hear that.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Okay, I will.
 * (Mr. Conductor (AB) blows his whistle and the story, Thomas & The Jet Engine begins)

Quote 1 from The Legend of Sleepy Hollow:

Trivia

 * Alec Baldwin Mr. Conductor appears in Wind in the Willows.
 * George Carlin Mr. Conductor appears in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Birtt Allcroft Studios & Pee-Wee Productions

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 2) Thomas & The Missing Christmas Tree
 * 3) A Scarf for Percy
 * 4) Special Funnel

Trivia

 * in the Thomas Stories when the word "year" is heard a clip from the Pee-Wee's Playhouse episode with Pee-Wee & the playhouse friends screaming to the word will be seen

Notes:
Thomas Stories:
 * Thomas Stories Told By George Carlin & Alec Baldwin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures
 * 1) A Proud Day For James [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Woolly Bear [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Oliver's Find [told by Alec Baldwin]

Guest Stars:

 * Goofy
 * Mickey Mouse
 * Donald Duck

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Michael Brandon
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) James Learns a Lesson [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Percy's Ghostly Trick [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Thomas Percy and The Dragon [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Fergus Breaks The Rules [told by Michael Brandon]

Guest Stars:

 * Marie
 * Toulouse
 * Berlizo
 * Thomas O Mally
 * Duchess
 * Mickey Mouse
 * Donald Duck
 * Goofy
 * Bambi
 * Thumper
 * Flower

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Snow [Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) It's Only Snow [Alec Baldwin]
 * 3) Jack Frost [Alec Baldwin]
 * 4) Not so Hasty Puddings [Michael Brandon]

Guest Stars

 * Mickey Mouse
 * Donald Duck
 * Goofy
 * Bugs Bunny
 * Lola Bunny

Quotes:
Quote #1 Quote #2
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: What are you're doing, Lola?
 * Lola: I'm going to slide down the snow with the other penguins through the snow.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Be careful. You may get stuck in the snow, just like Thomas did on Sodor. Rusty told him a story to keep him company, and now it's my turn to keep you company. I'll tell you all about Rusty's story. (Blows his whistles and the story, Snow begins)
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: It was winter time on the Island of Sodor. The snow covers the fields and railway lines. All the engines were hard at work, except Percy.
 * Thomas: Come on, Percy. This is no time to have a rest.
 * Percy: I'm stuck.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Moaned Percy.
 * Percy: And my funnel's freezing up. Driver is gone for help.
 * Thomas: Pah!
 * Mr. Conductor: Puffed Thomas, and went on his way. Later, Thomas had to help clear snow by a tunnel. But it was to deep, and he got stuck. Thomas was very cross.
 * Thomas: Snow is nonthing but trouble!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: He moaned. Rusty was closed by.
 * Rusty: Driver says this winter is as bad as the worst winter of all.
 * Thomas: How worst?
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Asked Thomas.
 * Rusty: I'll tell you.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Replied Rusty. And then the little engine did.
 * Thomas: Lucky for him, but it's just goes to show you, can't trust fright cars.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Said Thomas.
 * Rusty: Or snow.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Said Rusty. The man had just clear the snow away from him, when Gordon puffed by with his machine.
 * Gordon: Hey, look out! There's snow about!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: He stopped by the tunnel, and weeshed loudly. Then it happen...
 * Gordon: Oh, no! (Gordon was cover in snow)
 * Gordon: Help!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Cried Gordon.
 * Thomas: If Skarloey survives the snow fall, surley a big proud engine like you can do the same.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Chuckled Thomas.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Moaned Gordon from withen, and then felt as silence as the snow.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to the North Pole]
 * Lola:
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]:
 * Mickey Mouse:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories Told By George Carlin


 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Nickelodeon Movies

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and The Dragon
 * 3) Saved From Scrap
 * 4) A Proud Day For James

Guest Stars:

 * Ren and Stimpy
 * Rocko
 * Heffer
 * The Angry Beavers
 * The Smurfs

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Universal Studios & Dreamworks Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The Old Iron Bridge
 * 2) Rheneas and The Roller Coaster
 * 3) The Refreshment Lady's Stand
 * 4) The Grand Opening

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bill, Ben and Fergus
 * 2) Thomas and The Search For Fergus
 * 3) The Spotless Record
 * 4) Something Fishy

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird
 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Princess Toadstool
 * Toad
 * King Koopa [working for Medusa]