It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (song)

"It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" is a popular song with Music by Harry Warren and Leroy Shields and Lyrics by Mack David and Ludwig Bemelmans. The song is introduced in the 1963 Comedy film of the same name.

Lyrics
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

In France the girls wear long gowns

But in London, they're upside down

I'm telling you

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

A Japanese named Luey

Says the Chinese hate Chop Suey

Without a doubt

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

The only thing you are sure of

Is that nothing is sure

Have a Ball, live it up Only fools give it up

Toujours thé amour, but toujours

So be a happy gaffer

Be a screamer, be a laugher

Have fun, be gay and say, "What the hey"

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

They say that Clowns are crazy

While on lamb chops, they're not lazy

Goodness gracious

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

The lousy advertiser

Says that Pizzas make you wiser

Jeepers Creepers

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

The Pirates think they are so smart

When they steal all the loot

Off they go To Penzance Where they still get a chance

To kick something out of the boot

So be a happy buffoon

Be a monkey, be a baboon

Swing from a vine and you're feeling fine

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

The president of New York

Says that people just eat Roast Pork

Oh my goodness

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Ratfinks think they are clever

But they don't know hardly ever

This is silly

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Our pilots are little rascals

When they're up in the air

Here we go, hold on tight, but they don't do it right

And crashing planes just isn't fair

So be a happy dancer

Be a yeller, be a prancer

Come have a ball and give out a call

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

My dear old Uncle Herman

Says that French Toast should be German

Jawohl, that's right

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

I know it may sound jerky

But in Turkey who eats Turkey

Yes, yes, confess

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Our traffic is so congested

Mass confusion on wheels

But Detroit is adroit, what they'll do in Detroit

Is make bigger automobiles

So be a happy fellow

Be a Clown, boy, Punchinello

Get off the shelf and enjoy yourself

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad

It's a Mad, It's a Mad, It's a Mad, It's a Mad World!