Muppets/J Friends (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Clifford as Pumpkin J Friend
 * Lips as Fat Blue J Friend
 * Janice as Lavender J Friend
 * Zoot as Green J Friend

Lyrics
Clifford: (spoken) A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I...Hey, you know what letter comes after "I"?

Lips, Janice and Zoot : " J "!

Clifford: (spoken) Right. And whenever I think of the letter "J", I think of all my friends whose names begin with the letter "J" like... (singing) "J", Joe, wearing jeans Got himself a pocket full of jelly beans "J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans Hey, let's sing a song about "J"

Lips: (spoken) Hey, you know, I've got a friend whose name begins with "J", too.

Clifford: (spoken) Is that right?

Lips: (spoken) Yeah. Let me tell you about her. (singing) "J", Jane, jumping down the lane Joking and a-jiving Well, that's just like Jane

Clifford and Lips : "J", Jane, jumping Jane "J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans Hey, let's sing a song about "J"

Janice: (spoken) Hey, you know what, fellas?

Lips: (spoken) What's that?

Janice: (spoken) I've got a "J" friend, too.

Lips: (spoken) Oh yeah?

Janice: (spoken) Yeah!

Lips: (spoken) Tell us about him.

Janice: "J", Jim, he's tall and slim He's got a jar of jam Let's join with him

Clifford, Lips and Janice : "J", Jim, let's join with Jim "J", Jane, well, let's jump with Jane "J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans Hey, let's sing a song about "J"

Zoot: (spoken) I have one, too. My friend, Joan

Clifford: Tell us about her.

Zoot: (spoken) O.K. Here it goes. (singing) "J", Joan, jawing on the phone Hear it jingle, hear it jangle Well, it's just for Joan

Clifford, Lips , Janice and Zoot : "J", Joan, yes, jingle jangle Joan "J", Jim, let's join with Jim "J", Jane, well, let's jump with Jane "J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans Hey, let's sing a song about "J" " J "