No Guts, No Gloey

No Guts, No Gloey is a The Simpsons/The Loud House parody.

Cast

 * Moe Syzslak as Lori Loud
 * Homer Simpson as Leni Loud
 * Otto Mann as Luna Loud
 * Krusty the Clown as Luan Loud
 * McBain as Lynn Loud
 * Marge Simpson as Lincoln Loud
 * Artie Ziff as Lucy Loud
 * Smithers as Lana Loud
 * Mr. Burns as Lola Loud
 * Professor Frink as Lisa Loud
 * Gerlad as Lily Loud
 * Bart Simpson as Lynn Loud Sr. (Dad)
 * Lisa Simpson as Rita Loud (Mom)

Script
(Marge's room; the woman is enjoying a nice glass of lemonade with a crazy straw, turns to the audience)

Marge: Ah, Friday night. You survived another week of adult school. Now it's time to kick back, forget your troubles, and crack open a brand new game. (gets out a copy of Super Fashion Competition Turbo Edition and smells it.) Love that new game smell. (Suddenly picks up another scent; one that worries her) Wait a minute. (sniffs again) Is that...Oh no!

(Soon, her brothers start picking up the scent as well.)

Artie: Sniff. Sniff.

Marge: Mom's expensive perfume. Which can only mean one thing. (checks the calender and finds out what tonight is...) Date night! Which can only mean one other thing!

Lisa: Moe's in charge! Do as he says! Bye! (leaves)

Marge: NOOOOOOOOO! He gets a sick thrill from bossing us around! In this house, wel call him the King of-

Moe: (from upstairs) NO! (unplugs Otto's amplifiers) NO MUSIC! (tosses Smither's mud pie in the trash) NO MUD PIES! (approaches Homer who's talking on the phone) NO-

Homer: Way! That's crazy talk, man!

Moe: (hangs up Homer's call) No phone calls. (takes away Marge's game) AND NO FASHION GAMES!

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(Moe dresses up in a military uniform and blows a whistle that summons his siblings and the pets to the front room.)

Moe: At ease! (Everyone feels calmer now) JUST KIDDING! NOBODY IS TO BE AT EASE IN MY PRESENCE! (the others regain their forms) As you know, Mom and Dad left me in charge. That means, you have to do as I say, whether your tall, short, or covered in fur and can only understand the word "sit."

(Santa's Little Helper, Snowball, and Nibbles sit down on command, but Raymond Bird tips over in his attempt and knocks Nibbles's hamster ball to the side.)

Moe: (busts out a chart of tonight's schedule) Now, here is our schedule for this evening. 6:00 to 7:00: Sitting on bed with arms folded. 7:00 to 7:30: Chow. 7:30 to 8:00: Thorough cleaning of mess hall. 8:00: Staring at the wall until falling asleep. Everyone got that?

Marge, Homer, Otto, Krusty, McBain, Artie, Mr. Burns, Professor Frink, and Gerald: SIR, YES, SIR!

Smithers: BOSSY, YES, BOSSY!

(Moe glares at Smithers for calling him "bossy." Smithers covers his mouth, aghast.)

Moe: DISMISSED!

(Everyone rushes back upstairs while Nibbles hops in his ball up each step.)

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