Sesame Street Rave/The Simpsons

Cast

 * Homer Simpson as Alex
 * Mr. Burns as the Count
 * Peter Griffin (from Family Guy) as Blade
 * Barney Gumble as Cookie Monster
 * Waylon Smithers, Jr. as Big Bird
 * Sideshow Bob as Oscar the Grouch
 * Lenny as Ernie
 * Carl as Bert
 * Ned Flanders as Grover
 * Bart Simpson as Elmo
 * Dr. Julius Hibbert as Count Chocula

Transcript
[side of a building]

New Guy (Homer): Thanks for throwing me a welcoming party, Mr. Burns! I've never been to a party hosted by a vampire before.

Mr. Burns: I do it for all the newcomers, Homer. After tonight, I guarantee you'll be... one of us. (laugh)

[cut to inside of building, with scenarios of: Waylon and Bob partying, along with Barney deejaying, Lenny and Carl hugging in content, and Ned making out with two prostitutes.]

Homer: I guess when our show's guests include Katy Perry and Ice Tea, it's a slippery slope. (woos in joy)  Hey, Ned! Hi, Jimbo!

[blood drips onto Homer's arm, followed by all the sprinklers leaking blood, zombifying the other Simpsons]

Homer: Oh, no! Mr. Burns! He turned you all into... to... the undead!

Mr. Burns: If you assumed I was a vampire in every other way but that, man I'd count one. One moron!

[Mr. Burns shoves Homer onto the floor, trying to crawl away from the newly born Simpson zombies.]

Homer: Oh, no! (runs into a tall fat man in black with shades, who is Peter Griffin)  Oh, nice character intro! How long have you been here watching me urinate myself?!

Mr. Burns: Get him!

[Peter readies a shotgun, and shoots the Zombie Simpsons, in order: Ned, Barney, (punches Bart, strangles Lenny and Carl, followed by bashing their heads together, and then using a sword to cut Waylon's head, but not before him saying:)

Waylon: "S" is for "severed".

[then Peter decapitates Waylon, and proceeds to attempt to shoot Bob, but the metal trash can keeps deflecting the bullets]

Bob: Ha! Flawless, built-in defense system! Wait what are you doing?!

[Peter lifts the lid, and then successfully kills Bob, followed by Mr. Burns flinging himself at Peter, who in turn holds him against a wall]

Mr. Burns: I see one, one dead... Oh my goodness, there's not a speck of blood on you. What, do you keep a pack of Handi-Wipes in that flight jacket?

Peter: No, just this. [pulls out a grenade]

Mr. Burns: One, two...

Peter: Stop counting!

Mr. Burns: That was a play-by-play. I just urinated in my own pants.

[Peter stuffs the grenade in Mr. Burns' mouth and throws him aside before Mr. Burns groans in agony for a few seconds prior to exploding. Peter then helps Homer to his feet.]

Homer: Wow, so I guess if you've hunted all the way to Springfield, you must have gotten every vampire in the world.

Peter: Not quite.

[cut to Dr. Hibbert's castle]

Dr. Hibbert: Who wants some of my Dr. Hibbert cereal? Which if looked at from a very specific point of view is a nutritious part of this balanced breakfast!

[Peter cocks a shotgun]

Dr. Hibbert: You!

[Peter blows Dr. Hibbert's brains out]