CartoonTales: Sanjay, Marty, and Arnold's Big Holiday (transcript) (VF2000's version)

I wasn't planning on doing this, but since some of you users here on Scratchpad Wiki, the wiki of all mini-wikis, made me do it (that means you, Ceb1031), so why not. Who knows? I decided to write this because the Christmas special A Chipmunk Christmas came out 33 years ago.

Cast

 * Flint Lockwood (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs) as Larry the Cucumber as Lanny Wilson
 * E.B. (Hop) as Larry the Cucumber as Moe (mentioned)
 * Dexter (Dexter's Labratory) as Mr. Lunt
 * Kermit the Frog (Muppets) as Pa Grape as Sarge
 * Sanjay (Sanjay and Craig) as Larry the Cucumber as Alvin Seville
 * Alvin Seville (Alvin and the Chipmunks) as Larry the Cucumber as Lawrence/Merry Larry
 * Marty (Madagascar) as Pa Grape as Simon Seville
 * Arnold (Hey Arnold) as Mr. Lunt as Theodore Seville
 * Megamind as Mr. Lunt as Luntar the Looter (mentioned)
 * Woody (Toy Story) as Archibald Asparagus as David "Dave" Seville and Narrator
 * Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Junior Asparagus as Trevor
 * Jimmy Neutron as Bob the Tomato as Philip Fleagle and Thingamabob
 * Anna (Frozen) as Madame Blueberry as Mrs. Netterbaum
 * Buzzie, Flaps, Ziggy and Dizzy (The Jungle Book) as The Turnips
 * Coraline Jones (Coraline) as Sara Rhubarb as Christina
 * Mung Daal (Chowder) as Chog Norrius (flashback)
 * Wallace (Wallace and Gromit) as Grandpa George
 * SpongeBob SquarePants as Jimmy Gourd as Police Officer Sam
 * Gobo Fraggle (Fraggle Rock) as Scallion #1 as Jim
 * Boober and Wembley Fraggle (Fraggle Rock) as Scallions #2 and #3 as Harold and Brian
 * Luigi (Cars) as Jean-Claude Pea as Henry
 * Guido (Cars) as Phillipe Pea as Miles
 * Gru (Despicable Me) as Mr. Nezzer as Melvin
 * Dexter's Dad (Dexter's Labratory) as Dad Carrot as Thomas
 * Professor Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls) as Dad Pea as Louis
 * Sam Sparks (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs) as Petunia Rhubarb as News Reporter
 * Karen (Frosty the Snowman), Holly (Frosty Returns), Korra (The Legend of Korra), Patsy (Camp Lazlo) and Libby Folfax (Jimmy Neutron) as Trevor's maids
 * The Backson (Winnie the Pooh), Dr. Cockroach, The Missing Link and B.O.B. (Monsters vs. Aliens) as Frankencerley and The Scallions as Quartet
 * Mater (Cars) as Jerry Gourd as The Other Elf (cameo)
 * Dee Dee (Dexter's Labratory) as Miss Achmetha as Becky
 * Margo Gru (Despicable Me) as Ellen Gourd as Elizabeth
 * Miss Piggy (Muppets) as Ma Grape as Jenny
 * Merida (Brave) as Laura Carrot as Miriam (cameo)
 * Dave the Minion (Despicable Me) as Henry the Potato (cameo)

Chapter 1: CartoonTales Theme Song

 * (JimmyandFriends's Entertainment presents logo shows up)
 * (CartoonTales logo shows up)
 * (Created by JimmyandFriends title shows up)
 * Jimmy: If you like to talk to genius...
 * Jimmy, SpongeBob and Patrick: If a squash can make you smile...
 * All:If you like to waltz with animals Up and down the produce aisle...
 * Jimmy: Ahem, excuse me. Have we got a show for you!
 * All: CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales! CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales!
 * Jimmy: 'Elephant, penguin, gotta be...
 * All: CartoonTales There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! It's time for CartoonTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
 * (Crash)
 * Cars: Ya!
 * (Cartoons laughing)

Chapter 2: Countertop Intro

 * Dexter: (with clown makeup on, still wearing a yellow builder helmet and overalls with a belt, and holding a big feather) Hi kids, and welcome to CartoonTales. Dexter here.
 * Kermit: (as a sargeant) I'm Kermit the Frog. I carry a badge. I take a good role as a sargeant.
 * Flint: And I am Flint Lockwood, woodblock player of the Groovy Brothers band. (taps woodblock)
 * Dexter: We have to get ourselves ready for the next show.
 * Flint: Guys, we'd be sued for that if we got a sneak peek for the next show after this.
 * Dexter: Oh no, no. We wouldn't be sued.
 * Flint: Okay...
 * Dexter: Hold that thought, Lockwood. (rushes up to Sam Sparks, who passed by Flint, Dexter and Kermit)
 * Sam Sparks: What are you doing with that feather? You gonna tickle me to death? (Dexter tickles her with feather) Ha-ha! Please stop! Stop! You're killing me!
 * Kermit: Oh my goodness. That looks overly reacting.
 * Flint: (saw Jimmy Neutron walking on stilts past Dexter and Kermit)
 * Kermit and Dexter: (hop back)
 * Flint: Jimmy Neutron. Can you show me your stilts and your clipboard?
 * Jimmy Neutron: What do you think?
 * Flint: They are a trillium carbonic alloy.
 * Dexter: What are you doing with that clipboard you're holding, Jimmy Neutron?
 * Jimmy Neutron: I'm checking the production unit for the next show.
 * Flint: That's fantastic.
 * Jimmy Neutron: In fact, these stilts are great for dancing.
 * Woody: I agree.
 * Dexter: (puts on a boombox)
 * Jimmy Neutron: (dances to "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy")
 * Woody: Woah. That's one cool interpretive dance.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Gotta go. Catch ya later.
 * Flint: Okay. What's with the clown makeup, Dexter?
 * Kermit: Move, move, move!
 * Dexter: Oh, I'm in charge of the makeup department. For the next show. That one is called "Cartoon Story." But, we'll give a peek of that one after this, too. I'm playing as King Candy. You'll be that cowboy doll with the pullstring. Jimmy Neutron, a space hero. Your asparagus friend, a dog with silver coils. And Kermit, a sargeant.
 * Kermit: A pull string on your back may be too degrading.
 * Dexter: Despite the flaws, you'd have a pull string on your back, so you can portray the role of Sheriff Kristoff, the number one cowboy doll in the universe! Jimmy Neutron would look great as a space ranger, and you ALWAYS look great as a cowboy! Would that settle you and your selfish solo practice and dilemmas?
 * Flint: Oh, yeah. But, if I had a pull string on my back, wouldn't I look goofy?
 * Dexter: You don't look goofy. You'd look great as a pull-string cowboy rag doll.
 * Flint: A crewman decided to make the asparagus walk on two legs.
 * Dexter: Because crawling on all four would be too "degrading".
 * Flint: I've been wanting to do a CartoonTales version of "Character Story" ever since "E.B. and the Big Exit", the sequel to "The Ballad of Sheen" was released! E.B. looked great with a white cowboy hat, and a black mask on, and had a magic stick in his hand. I know that lies in the back of my hand.
 * Dexter: Flint, you don't have to lay it in the back of your hand.
 * Flint: Oh. Yeah.
 * Kermit: We decided to do this story as a Christmas present, today. That way, we can teach Flint a thing or two about being selfish.
 * Dexter: (to the camera) Kids, we have got a special story for you today. It's about Kermit, you and I as the "Cartoon-Munks." This story is called "A Chipmunk Christmas."
 * Flint: Well, yes. If you tell it that way, but if you change things around a little bit, it might make it a little easier. Kids, get ready for "A CartoonMunk Christmas"!
 * Dexter and Kermit: Hmm?
 * Flint: Roll film!

Chapter 3: The Birth of Sanjay, Arnold and Marty and Their Childhood Years/All Grown Up

 * (Title shows up)
 * Woody: Once upon a time, there lived a businessman named Felonius Gru. He was attempting to write music in his leaky house. The deadline focusing, a loving mother brought three boys to Gru's doorstep. Their names were Sanjay, Arnold and Marty.
 * Gru: There you three are. Now I'm gonna get some sleep. Goodnight.
 * Sanjay: That poor guy needs help!
 * Arnold: He does need help.
 * Woody: One day, the boys decide to write a song for Gru. When Gru found out, he sent his sons to the zoo as snake bait. So they sang to the snake to avoid getting eaten. When they returned home, the boys convinced Gru, his landlord Woody - that's me, and two of his good friends, Utonium and Dexter's Dad to triple the salaries to the house. They went to school and got good grades. Sanjay lost a kite before he enrolled into school. He played school basketball and loved it. But lacked the heights. But things changed when they got a little older. Near the middle of Christmas vacation, Sanjay wanted to play the harmonica, but Gru made him take a view of the town from the terrace. He saw a man playing a song on his harmonica in his own backyard. Sanjay hung his head low and went to a take a nice, hot bath. Dexter's Dad and Utonium weren't amused with the man with his harmonica. Alvin, I mean, Sanjay just got worried. He thinks he has a better idea.
 * Arnold: (walks into bathroom, humming, and holding a basket) Hey, Sanjay. Check out the cool stuff that I made. This shirt that says "Chipmunk Night Fever!" And this cool electric scalp scratcher that buzzes every time you put it on. And there lots of other stuff that I just made, such as a headache headgear whatever-thing. And I even made you this parachute!
 * Sanjay: That was a copied version of the parachute. You love flying. That version was just a prize. A prize in your Rainbow Paradise cereal box.
 * Arnold: Oh, yeah. Yummy.
 * Sanjay: So you ate box tops, and the mail carrier carried that parachute to your door. By Spring of that same year, a car somehow ran over it, so you examined it and made a version of that parachute.
 * Arnold: I agree. It took me time to review all those versions of the stuff that I made.
 * Woody: Then, a year later...
 * (Sanjay was picking flowers as he saw Arnold. He arrives in a rocket-fueled carriage with boxes of fireworks)
 * Sanjay: Arnold, you're late.
 * Arnold: Sanjay Patel, I am never late. I arrive precisely when I intend to.
 * (Both Arnold and Sanjay laugh)
 * Sanjay: Got the fireworks? Gru's 128th birthday is tonight.
 * Arnold: Yup.
 * (That night, they watched the fireworks shoot up into the sky)
 * Sanjay: Great show.
 * Arnold: They seem to like it.
 * Sam Sparks: This is Sam Sparks, reporting for the village. As Gru gets ready for his performance on his birthday, we will be saying a very cold goodbye to Gru. He'll be leaving. Take it away!
 * Woody: Then everyone, except Arnold and Sanjay, sang a 'happy birthday' song to Gru, but Sanjay wasn't impressed.
 * Crowd: Happy birthday to you Felonius Gru. We hope you have a good time on your retirement. You have grown too old. Happy birthday to you.
 * Gru: Thank you all. Dear people. Today is my one-hundred and twenty-eighth birthday. I feel stretched like chocolate pudding spread across too much ham. It has been the wonderful time... of the year. You may think of what you will hear. You have got a little bit of this. And a little bit of that. You might think you'd be flat. Dig right in, my good friends, before the celebration ends. You have got a little bit of this. And a little bit of that. All of this unhealth food will make you fat. And now it's time to bid you all adieu - not before a present, just for you - my birthday cake.
 * (The cake appears out of nowhere)
 * Gru: I want to give you a big thank you for this. Thank you!
 * Crowd: You're welcome!
 * (The crowd cheers)
 * Arnold: Nice.
 * Sanjay: Gru?!

Chapter 4: Gru Packs Up for Retirement/All the Spaghetti

 * (Gru walks up to his home)
 * Gru: You've outgrew yourself again. (Takes out suitcase) I'll pack up my stuff and get ready to go for my retirement in the planet Tootanny, which of course is - the sunshine planet. Their sun plant is the sunflower. Their sun bird is the sun-chicken. I should go to McDoodle's where they're known for the Sun chicken nuggets. (puts a cowboy hat, a wingy helmet and some clothes inside) My clothes... (spreads a layer of peanut butter) My peanut butter... (puts a dozen pickles on top) And my pickles. (closes suitcase)
 * Woody: I don't remember this house.
 * Gru: That is one coffee maker. Makes tea taste like bath water.
 * Woody: (winces) Bath water?! Tastes yucky.
 * Gru: I intend to find this magic harmonica appealing. This is why I'm leaving. And never coming back. So I'm giving all this stuff to my three sons. Farewell. I'm gonna catch a rocket shuttle. See you later. (leaves door)
 * Woody: Okay. Until me meet again. So Gru left the door, and I gave him a departing gift. (looks at the harmonica. It took few minutes to examine it. He stares and stares at it until he heard the door open and see it was Sanjay and Arnold who carry plates with two slices of cake on them.)
 * Sanjay: Hey, uh, Sheriff Woody.
 * Arnold: We got two slices and these have pretty flowers on it.
 * Sanjay: Gru said he's giving his stuff to me.
 * Woody: No one would blame you if you put the harmonica in a box and forgot about it.
 * Arnold: May I do the thinking for you?
 * Woody: Nope.
 * Arnold: You should've videotaped the party.
 * Woody: Well, that video camera burned out and ran out of power yesterday.
 * Arnold: I should have used some more fireworks. I have a whole warehouse full of them.
 * Woody: Your father's performance was the best.
 * Arnold: That is simply not the point.
 * Sanjay: Magic 8 Ball, will Jimmy Neutron choose me to be an elf? (liquid swishes) "As I see it, yes."
 * Woody: The very next morning, I took Sanjay to the Spring Valley Mall. I told Sanjay to get ready.
 * Sanjay: (crying) Okay...
 * Woody: Why aren't you dressed yet? What is the matter with you?
 * Sanjay: This!
 * Woody: "The Man Who Has All the Spaghetti!?!"
 * Sanjay: They had invasions, and British, and there are hogs and kisses, and love for pasta, and clock towers, and a... bell tower! (sobbing)
 * Englishman: You guys are all right. And I love you all.
 * TV Annnouncer: Don't miss the next exciting episode of the man who has all the spaghetti!
 * (Woody turns off TV)
 * Woody: Pull yourself together.
 * Dee Dee and Bubbles: Good morning.
 * Woody: They got Sanjay ready. But Alvin, er-- Sanjay wasn't impressed. He got on his jacket and placed his harmonica in his coat pocket. Sanjay and I got out the door and left. Arnold and Marty suspiciously watched.
 * Sanjay: I know that.

Chapter 5: The Spring Valley Mall

 * Woody: Maybe I'll even let you play your harmonica, Sanjay.
 * Arnold: I think Woody will get ahead of Alvin's future. (turns back on TV)
 * TV Announcer: The program you're watching will be right back after these messages.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Attention, little people. I have an annoucement. The Spring Valley city shipped its tooth. To savage this moment as a cake.
 * Arnold: Cakes are okay. I just gave Woody a slice of cake.
 * Woody: You just have to take a little responsibility in yourself.
 * Sanjay: What a setup.
 * Carolers and Mall Shoppers: ...How I love doing the holiday shopping. Oh, tattoo - tattoo, my tattoo, high school chums, my guru. Each of them must be gifted too. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy, slicers, dicers, skis and skates. Socks and clocks and serving plates... Gloves, galoshes, scarves and sleighs. Scuba gear and negligees. All my friends who never call, they'll expect something small. That's why we scurry to the mall. How I love doing the shopping. I'll be sure not to forget, anyone that I've met. They'll get the bestest presents yet. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy... puppies, guppies, sneakers, shawls, bicycles and bowling balls, tubas, tapes and barbecues, quilts and kilts and tennis shoes. All my friends who never call, they'll expect something small. That's why we scurry to the mall. How I love doing the shopping. I'll be sure not to forget, anyone that I've met. They'll get the bestest presents yet. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy... slicers, dicers, skis and skates. Socks and clocks and serving plates... Gloves, galoshes, scarves and sleighs. Scuba gear and negligees. All my friends who never call, they'll expect something small. That's why we scurry to the mall. How I love doing the shopping. I'll be sure not to forget, anyone that I've met. They'll get the bestest presents yet. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy... slicers, dicers, skis and skates. Socks and clocks and serving plates... Gloves, galoshes, scarves and sleighs. Scuba gear and negligees. All my friends who never call, they'll except something small. That's why we scurry to the mall. They'll get the bestest presents yet. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy... puppies, guppies, sneakers, shawls, bicycles and bowling balls, tubas, tapes and barbecues, quilts and kilts and tennis shoes, quilts and kilts and module sets, snowmobiles and Chia pets, bicycles and bowling balls, puppies, guppies, sneakers, shawls, snowmobiles and Chia pets, quilts and kilts and module sets, tubas, tapes and barbecues, quilts and kilts and tennis shoes, quilts and kilts and module sets, snowmobiles and Chia pets, bicycles and bowling balls, puppies, guppies, sneakers, shawls, snowmobiles and Chia pets, quilts and kilts and module sets. I shop till I drop, next we do it all again!
 * Sanjay: Hey, Jimmy Neutron.
 * Jimmy Neutron: If you're gonna be elf, play me an elaborate song.
 * Anna: It will be very sweet.
 * Arnold: (bursts door open) Everyone, I have some great news. Anyone who wants to be promoted as elf, must come with me. That means you.
 * Gobo: Alright, that's it then. I'm outta here.
 * Boober: So am I.
 * Wembley: Me too.
 * Arnold: Have a good trip! And don't come back.
 * Gobo: Oh, we will. (He, Boober and Wembley head out the door)
 * Sanjay: Oh, okay. (Pulls out harmonica and plays a tune)
 * Gobo Fraggle: That would get him in the goals.
 * Boober and Wembley Fraggle: I wouldn't hear anything like that.
 * Luigi: We're not crying because we didn't like it.
 * Guido: We're crying because it was beautiful.

Chapter 6: The Closure of the Mall/Gobo, Boober and Wembley Get Arrested

 * Jimmy Neutron: (his face turns red) That wasn't beautiful, that was horrid!
 * Buzz Lightyear: Get him!!!!!!!!!!
 * Woody: Arnold and Sanjay scared the people away.
 * (Anna gasps)
 * (Gobo Fraggle gasps)
 * (Luigi and Guido gasp)
 * (Boober and Wembley gasp)
 * (Jimmy Neutron gasps)
 * Woody: (looks through coin-operated binoculars) Oh, it's working. It's working, wonderfully.
 * Marty: What's working? You mean the mall torture?
 * Woody: Mm-hmm.
 * Marty: I'm a little bit jealous now.
 * Woody: You see, anyone has lost something they want. I can see what he is gonna do.
 * Marty: That's weird.
 * Woody: I heard shouts from the mall.
 * Luigi: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
 * Gobo: This is no good.
 * Guido: What do we do?
 * Sanjay: No! You can't do this to me!
 * Woody: And just like that, everyone left the mall. Even the vultuires.
 * Buzzie, Flaps, Ziggy and Dizzy: Come on, let's get outta here.
 * Woody: Jimmy Neutron put a "CLOSED" sign on the door.
 * Jimmy Neutron: You have ruined the visit once again. We are closed.
 * Sanjay: What? You can't do this to me. That's unfair.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Come back after Christmas, with cash!
 * Woody: Just like that, Sanjay hung his head low. He returned home.
 * Sanjay: (opens door)
 * Arnold: Sanjay, how was your visit to the mall?
 * Sanjay: It was an absolute disaster. If one more person does this to me, my life will be a complete bust.
 * Arnold: That is nice of you. Maybe you should try to be an elf.
 * Sanjay: Heh-ee... But I don't wanna be an elf! Look at me, I'm puny.
 * Woody: Why not?
 * Sanjay: I know that! (brain starts to swell) My brain is full to bursting! If I have to become an elf, I think I'm going to explode!!! (he explodes) This is rather eerie than I think it turns out to be. I would've liked to try into calling to being someone I'm not, but just me. I should've made a protocol. It will help the town and its people to walk instead of crawl. Why?! When I was five, I lost my kite.
 * Arnold: You lost a kite? That's terrible.
 * Sanjay: Loved basketball, but lacked the height.
 * Woody: Basketball is okay, and about that height lacking thing... that was very painful.
 * Sanjay: And now my favorite pants are tight! (Belt buckle pops off belt)
 * Woody: That's just... weird. Well, why don't you just take them off?
 * Sanjay: Oh, my dear old father, what am I to do? Why can't I become someone that am I not, too? (Picture falls onto fireplace) Oh, this is rather eerie than I think it turns out to be. I will try not to become myself - not me. Nuh-uh.
 * Arnold: Dial down the temper, there.
 * Woody: Yeah. Maybe you should just take a deep breath and calm down.
 * Sanjay: (breaths)
 * Arnold: Is that a little better? You could let it out now.
 * Sanjay: (inflates air out) Ooh! Mail call. What's this? A package from my old friend Gru? Cool! To Sanjay. This is an elf costume. There was this labeler on the package that said "Stay away from evil Megamind. Remind me not to go to his lair or he'll get ahold of your power." I'm putting this in my bag.
 * Arnold: Nice.
 * Woody: Where you going now?
 * Sanjay: To give the harmonica away to sick Timmy Turner.
 * Arnold: Okay then. Good luck!

Chapter 7: Sanjay Revealed!

 * Sanjay: (knocks on Trevor's apartment door) Hello?
 * Karen: (opens a window)
 * Sanjay: Excuse me, but is Timmy home?
 * Karen: He's sick. We tried everything to make him feel better. Of course, he is home. (pours dust on him and closes window)
 * Holly: (opens another window and pours pillow feathers onto Sanjay) You should show forgiveness to Jimmy Neutron. (Closes window)
 * Korra: (opens window)
 * Sanjay: How many maids does he have?
 * Korra: (pours water onto Sanjay) Well, if it isn't Un-Merry Sanjay. If you learned to put others first, none of this would've happened! (Closes window)
 * Patsy: (opens a window and drops an anvil on Sanjay's head)
 * Sanjay: This is madness. (Knocks anvil off his head) Excuse me, but I must give this away to Timmy.
 * Patsy: Oh, you must, would you? I guess so. (Closes window)
 * Sanjay: I need to get some advice.
 * Mrs. Turner: Sanjay! Let me show where my son's apartment is. Apartment 12, Room 4.
 * Sanjay: That is one cool lobby. This place looks like one of those casino hotels. (hops into elevator)
 * Timmy Turner: Sanjay! Thank goodness you're here.
 * Sanjay: I'm here to give this harmonica away. Here you go. This will make you better.
 * Timmy Turner: Thanks.
 * Sanjay: Now if you excuse me, I'll be using your bathroom to change into my elf costume.
 * Timmy Turner: What a nice person.
 * Alvin: (comes out) What do you think? Wish me luck, Timmy.
 * Arnold: (knocks on door)
 * Libby Folfax: (opens a window, pouring snow into Arnold's hat)
 * Arnold: Alvin will be out any minute.
 * Libby Folfax: Okay. (closes window)
 * Arnold: Oh Mr. Magic 8-Ball, why can't Woody leave Alvin alone? (Liquid swishes) "Better not tell you now." Sanjay, you look... different.
 * Alvin: I'm Merry Elf Alvin.
 * Arnold: What's this anvil doing here? (Throws it away)
 * (Alvin places a towel on the wet doorstep)
 * Alvin: Come on.
 * Jimmy Neutron: (looks through telescope) Is that who I think it is? Merry Alvin.
 * Alvin: Jimmy Neutron, I'm real sorry about stealing that harmonica.
 * Jimmy Neutron: I'm sure it was an accident, Alvin. You should have told me right away.
 * Alvin: I thought you'd be really mad at me.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Oh, Alvin, you are much more important to me than any old magic of yours.
 * Woody: I'm coming already! (opens door to reveal Mater) I'm so thrilled you could give me those boxes of cookies. Baked in a tree.
 * Mater: Nice. (closes door)
 * (Alvin sits on the terrace overlooking the Spring Valley town, looking through a photo album)
 * Arnold: I suppose Jimmy Neutron has explained matters to you.
 * Alvin: (smiles weakly) Yes, sir...
 * Arnold: You deserve a scholarship loan. All of Gru's clothes and books will be given away due to your elf persona. This is no longer his house. This is yours, now. Yes, I know Gru gave everything to you - including his harmonica, in which you're willing to play.
 * Alvin: Oh, Gru; my old friend, I remember all the fun we used to have, and all the laughs we used to share.
 * Arnold: I wonder if Alvin will do his thing or not. (lays on bed and turns on TV)
 * TV Announcer: Sorry, people, but the show you're watching is having problems, so please check next Friday on the Veggie News Cable for the next episode. The king is now going to the Englishman's funeral. (The king drives in a car, and falls off a cliff)  The king and the Englishman are now dead, but where are the others? (A chef cooks the other people for dinner) Sorry, but this show is a fail. It's now cancelled.
 * (Alvin turns off TV)
 * Alvin: And another thing: stop with this Englishman thing! It's getting on my nerves! (Throws TV down the terrace)
 * (The TV hits a mall shopper's head)
 * Buzz Lightyear: Hey, thanks for the TV, Alvin! I'm gonna watch it all night.
 * Arnold: Okay, so you gave that TV away to a mall shopper, and gave your harmonica to sick Timmy Turner, so what else?
 * Alvin: If you're wondering what other stuff Gru has that you and I need to give away, here's a list. (pulls out list and rolls across the world)
 * (Two mall shoppers placed Timmy Turner on a gurney, and trip over the list)
 * Timmy Turner: Oh snap!
 * Arnold: Has anyone seen my... my video camera?
 * Bubbles: Here it is, sir.
 * Arnold: Thank you.
 * Alvin: Before I left, you recharged the video camera.
 * (Static)
 * Arnold: Alvin, what happened? To your old friend?
 * (Flashback of Sanjay, Marty and Arnold)
 * Alvin: You can call me "sir".
 * Arnold: Hmm?
 * Alvin: A loving lady bought me to Gru's doorstep. Marty, you and I had something in common, so we decided to call ourselves - "The Chipmunks." We started getting big. We got popular so quickly, and I was so young! Our name was still obeyed today! It was so much! The fans, the fame, the fortune, and the headlines, you should have seen them. They said I was brilliant as a harmonica player. I let it all go to my head. They assumed newspapers to fall outta the sky! And at the height of the success of the group, we got very rich. However, Woody thought the idea of putting the group together is too absurd. They even let us pick any car we wanted. Besides my harmonica, I wanted everything for myself - including the spotlights! I was the best harmonica player in the business.
 * Arnold: I think everyone likes you. Even the fangirls like to squeal for their superstars.
 * Alvin: We played and sold more than 40 songs, put out 70+ compilation albums, went on cross-country trips with the people I loved and adored, and even joined forces with some popular music giants - including The Backstreet Boys, The Beatles, The Black-Eyed Peas and even Elvis Presley! (Flashback ends) I know the guys didn't want me to go, but I didn't care. I got very reckless. And after all the success, I didn't shake the fact that I did it by jeopardizing my position as the harmonica player in the music business, AND hurting my friends. I tried to go back, but they didn't let me. So I went with several of them. I think I went with Gru a lot. He was a friend to me.
 * Arnold: You already threw the TV to a mall shopper, and he said thanks to you. And you gave the harmonica to Timmy, and he let you change into your little Christmas elf costume.
 * Alvin: I am an elf. And I'm just - dressed like one. See?
 * (static)
 * Alvin: Hello, this is Merry Alvin.
 * Jimmy Neutron: (standing by a payphone across the street of the mall) Hey, Merry Alvin. What's shaking?
 * Alvin: I recently gave the harmonica to Timmy Turner, because I didn't need it. Because of my gratefulness, cordialness and niceness going around.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Merry Alvin, your kindness goes through our fair city. It protects our property values from plummeting, and our homes will be worth everything there is. By dawn tomorrow, try your best to look through something that will soften your heart.
 * Alvin: Okay.
 * Woody: And so, Arnold liked the idea of giving Gru's stuff away. So did Alvin. They started to give away all of Gru's clothes, and all of Gru's books. Alvin felt pretty satisfied with the costume Gru gave him.

Chapter 8: "The Tomato Hunters"

 * Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Sheen, the part of the show where Sheen comes out and sings a silly song.
 * Quartet: Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. There once were tomato hunters who liked to deliver produce around the world. We'll tell you why...
 * The Backson: A morning delivery, a normal day, and nothing is out of place, the tomato hunters are having everything specifically in its trace.
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: We're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * B.O.B.: Though they're farmers, they see that tomatoes rolled into a better home for them to catch and the hunters had hair to comb.
 * (Timmy scoops up a tomato onboard a boat)
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: That's why we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * Dr. Cockroach: These hunters like finding produce, so it isn't hard to guess, why nothing is so dirty and that none of it is a mess!
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: Oh, we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * The Missing Link: They would never leave out anything, and they'd wash their produce for their hunch, and cleaning doesn't really sound that much fun to a produce hunting bunch!
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: Cause we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * (In Turkey)
 * B.O.B.: These hunters look for proof on their produce-finding quest. They are sure they quite understand the limits of the test.
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: And we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * The Missing Link: The hunters had took it too literally, and applied it to all that they spy. So they're convinced that a tomato can nearly be eaten, and a plane can really fly.
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: We are the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * (In Greece)
 * The Backson: The produce isn't missing, their pens aren't dull, and the spaghetti must've been banished. They always loved hunting for food, and they have never been vanished.
 * SpongeBob, Sheen, Patrick, Timmy and Jimmy: Well, we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * Dr. Cockroach, B.O.B., and The Missing Link: None of them were fretting cause supermarket owners don't like to wait. Unless they can hurry and find what they need, their delivery would just start very late!
 * SpongeBob, Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy and Timmy: So we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * B.O.B. and The Missing Link: These hunters are hungry for lunch, and their options are always really plain. They'd like an all-you-can-eat buffet from their favorite Mexican restaurant chain.
 * SpongeBob, Sheen, Patrick, Timmy and Jimmy: That's right, we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * Dr. Cockroach and The Backson: But when the hunters pull up to the window, what they found out wasn't a shock. The restaurant is always open, and it will be, and it closes at eleven o'clock!
 * SpongeBob, Sheen, Patrick, Timmy and Jimmy: You got that right, cause we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * Dr. Cockroach and The Missing Link: These hunters as you clearly know always had strange stuff up their sleeves. They did not give the tip, no matter the bills, you might have to see to believe.
 * Sheen, Patrick, SpongeBob, Jimmy and Timmy: You're right, and we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * The Backson and B.O.B.: Their love for food was known for miles and miles as tonic for this and that. But how it restored their hunting- well, no one will ever notice that!
 * Sheen, Patrick, SpongeBob, Jimmy and Timmy: Absolutely correct that we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * The Backson: It's the end of their produce quest.
 * B.O.B.: And that just nearly seems to fit in.
 * Dr. Cockroach: But if they had to make one more stop.
 * The Missing Link: Their patience might wear thin.
 * Sheen, Patrick, SpongeBob, Jimmy and Timmy: Right on, cause we're the Tomato Hunters. We searched high and low on each farm for any produce in our sights. We searched high and low on each farm for any produce in our sights.

Chapter 9: "The Spirit of Christmas"

 * Arnold: I know Alvin's excited about this. He'll have a special place for him.
 * Marty: Yeah, like the basement.
 * Woody: I think that's surprising.
 * Arnold: Come on, Alvin; let's do some elf training.
 * (Alvin sits on a rock)
 * (Arnold throws two rolls of toilet paper onto a tree)
 * (Alvin does the same thing, only with Christmas style)
 * (Arnold opens a door and dumps paint onto a person)
 * (Alvin does the same thing)
 * (Alvin tries to open a can of snakes, and a snake hits him)
 * Arnold: (with snakes around his head) You're gonna see about dropping a heavy object on a two-week old unrefrigerated cake.
 * Dee Dee and Bubbles: Ha-ha-ha! Nice hairpiece, Arnold!
 * Alvin: Okay. (Drops a big piano onto cake)
 * Arnold: (Tastes the cake) BATHROOM!!!!!!! (throws up)
 * Alvin: I'm gonna give a sheep this haircut. (pulls out vaccum cleaner)
 * A sheep: (baas)
 * Alvin: Oh... boy.
 * (The sheep flies uncontrollaby into a pine tree and it crushes a tent)
 * Arnold: You gotta keep eating, my lad.
 * Alvin: Okay.
 * (Montage continues)
 * Woody: Alvin got in an aircraft. Arnold taught him how to fly. He even made a parachute.
 * Arnold: Woah!
 * Alvin: Oh boy. I think this is high enough.
 * Arnold: I show you high.
 * Alvin: (flies around crazily) Oh boy.
 * Arnold: (Breaks stick) Dang it! I just had it glued!
 * Alvin: (screams) Use the glue. (flies into space) Aaaaaaaaaugh! (falls down) I...am going... to die!
 * Arnold: Don't yell at me! No yelling. Use your parachute and get out of there!
 * Alvin: Activating parachute. (Jumps out of plane as the plane crashes into the moon) Woo-hoo! Look, everyone! I'm skydiving! What a view. I can see my house from here.
 * Arnold: Could you fall a little faster? We need to get back to your station.
 * (CRASH!)
 * Arnold: You okay?
 * Alvin: Yeah, I'm fine. No broken bones.
 * Arnold: Thanks, brush yourself off. Let's get going to--
 * Alvin: That was really fun!
 * Arnold: And scary at the same time.
 * Alvin: It was more frightening than losing a kite. Or even lacking basketball heights.
 * Arnold: But I made you that parachute.
 * Alvin: You sure did! I know you love flying, aircrafts and all sorts of that stuff, so you made a parachute. I even used it. I almost died in a plane crash.
 * Arnold: Ohh, I see. Alvin, you're the intelligent master of this household! Jimmy Neutron will reopen this mall and you can tell him it was a big mistake. Remember that poem Woody wrote a month ago - "The Spirit of Christmas". To get it means to get it. You don't just make a Christmas list, you get it. It's what you give to others. Yes, it's a giving time.
 * Alvin: I need to get some rest for tomorrow's competition.

Chapter 10: Merry Alvin's Epiphany

 * Alvin: I'm gonna think about what I'll do tomorrow.
 * (Flashback)
 * Mung Daal: Morning, son. You look... different.
 * Alvin: I know that.
 * (Rushes off)
 * Jimmy Neutron: Hey, Alvin. We're gonna redesign this mall.
 * Alvin: Thanks. What's with the barred doors and the wooden planks you nailed to the windows?
 * Woody: The barred doors and the windows with wooden planks nailed resembled Jimmy Neutron's dreams and hopes that were locked behind doors. So Alvin took the planks off and threw away the metal bars. Something in him snapped like an overstretched rubber band as he did.
 * (Flashback ends)
 * Alvin: Tomorrow, everything will be the way it was. Jimmy Neutron will see. He'll see. (As he said this, Arnold, Woody and Marty go into their rooms) I think I'm gonna lie awake... (There was a clatter startling him) Who's there? If you're the visitor, then... you're - you're early!
 * (Trash can lid clatters)
 * Merida: Whoops!
 * Alvin: It was an accident, Merida. Now go on and have yourself a Merry Christmas!
 * Merida: Merry Christmas to you, Ebenezer Alvin!
 * Alvin: And a "bah humbug" to you, too! (looks around, drinking from a tea cup) Yes! I'm gonna be awake. Not tired. Just gonna stay wide... awake.
 * (A spotlight shines)
 * Alvin: A spotlight? Ha! I wanted every one of these for myself. Anyone can tell me why people make rules for me. I have to think that is the key. It's the inspiration that gave me to be a good man. If you're near me, you will be a positively great fan. What would Jimmy Neutron think? Would he think of me as pink? I'll find that out. You may dig that in, before you think. What would Jimmy Neutron think? You may think of me as a drink. I'd be in my own elf village. No one tells why because of my advantage. You know why I'm singing this dramatic ballad? I am clearly dressed like an elf. I had my other self thrown into the shelf. The town's people will be in need of me. Something particularly strange I see. I'm never going back! The past is in... well, the past! Ha! (looks through some coin-operated binoculars) Hmm. Clear.
 * Woody: Just then something made Alvin's heart smooth. Libby Folfax, one of Timmy Turner's maidens, was cleaning out his neighbor's house.
 * Alvin: Oh, so she's cleaning the house. How particular. If his neighbors find you eating out of their fridge, you'll be in quite a bad mood.
 * (Arnold approaches Alvin)
 * Arnold: According to Alvin's navi-computer, the technology has advanced on his water levels.
 * Alvin: Quiet, please. Now get out of their house, Libby, or you'll be in a pickle.

Chapter 11: The Grand Reopening of the Spring Valley Mall

 * (That morning...)
 * Coraline: (opens door) Come with us.
 * Timmy Turner, Utonium, and Dexter's Dad: Yes!
 * Coraline: We can take that rocket carriage to the mall.
 * Alvin: Okay, rockets 1 to 5 have got coming here. Rockets 6 to 10 helps you get there. You will never use Rocket 11. The brakes work if you're on the ground. Try to stay on the ground.
 * Woody: We're gonna follow them!
 * Arnold: You had to stick with my lies.
 * Marty: You should've told him about Trevor.
 * Woody: Nope!
 * (They drove to a hot desert)
 * Timmy Turner: How are we gonna cross Death Valley? We'll be barbecued!
 * Alvin: Oh, Magic 8 Ball, give us a misty path so we can travel through?
 * (Liquid swishes)
 * Alvin: "Yes".
 * (Cloud of mist approaches)
 * Woody, Arnold and Marty: (fly through)
 * Alvin: How's the ice-cube feeding going, Coraline?
 * Coraline: Going good.
 * Alvin: Here we go!
 * (Cloud of mist disappears)
 * Arnold: (falls into the rocket carriage)
 * Alvin: Look out. Dodging wagons.
 * (They crash through bakery and bank)
 * Alvin: There are two rockets left.
 * Arnold: Only a few more blocks, and we'll be there.
 * Coraline: People of the mall, break out the holiday gear!
 * (Crowd cheers)
 * Woody: They're not torturing him. Why aren't they torturing him?
 * Arnold: I don't know.
 * Alvin: And reopen the mall. And someone bring me my elf village post!
 * Woody: ALVIN!!!!!!!!!!! Someone's trying to ruin my Christmas.
 * (They let him in)
 * Woody: You can't just run in here, and climb into your headquarters, and... so you're the guys who want to ruin my Christmas. This group of people, led by Merry Alvin. Or, should I say "KING Alvin".
 * Alvin: I'm waiting to pass my test. Thank you. (Passes test)
 * Jimmy Neutron: Nice.
 * Alvin: God wants us to think of other people first, not just yourself. Take it away!
 * Woody: Then everyone sang a greeting song to Alvin Seville, and his new elf sidekicks, Luigi and Guido. Marty and I came in.
 * Mall Shoppers: Welcome to your headquarters. You have grown a lot wiser and older when you went by. Welcome everyone to your headquarters.
 * Woody: Arnold, my old friend; I knew God wants us to think of others.
 * Arnold: Maybe it's time for a fresh start, my friend. What's all this "silly harmonica giving to Timmy" gotten into this, anyway?
 * Woody: By imperial decree, I declare to be the king of the elf when Gru left.
 * Arnold: Everyone, no more of this silly harmonica business. Let's get with the Christmas spirit and be the mall back in peace. Ladies and gentlemen, may I... introduce you to... Elf Alvie. Also known as Merry Alvin.
 * Carolers: Deck the halls with Sheriff Woody. Fa la la la la la la la la la. Make his Christmas not so merry. Fa la la la la la la la la la. Give him bricks and give him wrenches. Fa la la la la la la la la la. One more Christmas in the trenches. Fa la la la la la la la la la. Toss some paint cans down to greet him. Fa la la la la la la la la la. Send the toolbox down to meet him. Fa la la la la la la la la la. Serve him nails for Christmas dinner. Fa la la la la la la la la la. Alvin is declared the winner. Fa la la la la la la la la la.
 * Alvin: And now it's time to say hello to your new master, not before a wish AND a present - just for you... My harmonica!
 * (Jimmy Neutron runs out of the way)
 * (BOOM!)
 * Crowd: Wow! Thanks, Merry Alvin!
 * Alvin: You're welcome.
 * Arnold: I can't believe you gave that harmonica away!
 * Alvin: I knew it made Timmy feel better.
 * Jimmy Neutron: That was a nice thing you did for him.
 * Alvin: Looks like I'm gonna be busy! Are you two gonna build a holiday display for the king?
 * Arnold: You bet!
 * (Crowd cheers)
 * Arnold: Did you tell Woody?
 * Alvin: Woody, Gru gave the harmonica to me when he left. I gave it to Timmy Turner to make him feel better. So I don't have to worry about my greediness.
 * Woody: I'm sure you have learned your lesson on greediness, Alvin. Being greedy hurts those around us. God wants us to love our neighbors, not hurt them. And so, Alvin granted his wish to the people, even Arnold and Marty. I also became the king of the mall when Gru left! Alvin somehow prayed and asked God to forgive him. Yes, the people he had hurt felt much better once they knew Alvin was really sorry. Yep, it was a happy day.
 * (Fade to black)
 * (The scene cuts to the countertop)
 * Flint: (standing between Woody and Jimmy Neutron)
 * Dexter: (Standing next to Jimmy Neutron who is standing between Woody and Dexter)
 * Jimmy Neutron: (still on stilts, and still wearing a gold mask and belt, and holding a clipboard)
 * Kermit: (Standing next to Sam Sparks who is standing between Kermit and Woody)
 * Flint: Well, that was something!
 * Dexter: I'll say. Merry Alvin sure learned a valuable lesson about being selfish!
 * Kermit: He sure did. In fact, Alvin and Arnold went around their town, giving all of Gru's clothes and all of Gru's books to anyone who needed them so that they could be happy, too!
 * Flint: Wow!
 * Woody: I loved that.
 * Flint: God wants us to think of others before ourselves.
 * Sam Sparks: See?
 * Jimmy Neutron: Great way to end the story.
 * Dexter: And an achieving way to start the next show. Right, guys?
 * Flint: Yes.
 * Sam Sparks: That's agreeable.
 * Woody: I would love that.
 * Kermit: An amazing reminder of selflessness.
 * Flint: See? That wasn't so bad! A pull string on my back won't be bad, after all. Sanjay, or should I say, Alvin learned that being selfish -- like when you want to take something that belongs to someone else, or when you don't share the things that belong to you - well, it hurts the people around us.
 * Dexter: Wait a minute, I know! Maybe we should end the show here, call it a day and get ourselves ready for our next show!
 * Flint, Kermit, Woody and Sam Sparks: Now that's a thought! I like that idea.
 * Flint: Now hoist me up.
 * Woody: (places him back up on the wall and the green glowing stars were still on there)
 * Flint: I'm just gonna hang out here for a while.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Oh, okay.
 * Flint: Hey, Jimmy. If it's okay with you, some friends of ours would like to take the next show.
 * Jimmy Neutron: What?
 * Dee Dee: Hello, I am Dee Dee.
 * Margo Gru: I am Margo Gru.
 * Miss Piggy: And I am Miss Piggy.
 * Dee Dee: And together we make up... "The Cartoon-ettes!"
 * (An off-screen photographer takes picture of them)
 * Jimmy Neutron: I don't feel really good about that.
 * Flint: You go get yourselves ready for the next show, and I'll do my stunts for it! (lights click off and the background looks like a real outerspace, but with disco) This is Major Flint to ground control. Three hours since I lost sight of spaceship. Energy: running low. Hungry... cold... really, really have to go to the bathroom. Ground control? Hello?...
 * (Fade to black)

Chapter 12: End Credits

 * Dave the Minion: La-la-la! (Pot hits him) La-la-la.
 * (Wynonna Judd's "It's About Love" plays as the credits roll)
 * Directed by JimmyandFriends
 * Written by John A. Davis and Taylor R. Smith
 * Produced by John Lasseter, Chris Meledandri
 * Musical Score Composed and Produced by Kurt Heinecke
 * (Alvin pops up, winking. His buck tooth twinkles)
 * (JimmyandFriends's Entertainment shows up)