Humanyard trailer/Transcript

(A flashback consists of a view of the farm, Fenghuang knitting and Skips feeding the infants and McGucket)

Narrator: We see what they want us to see. We hear what they want us to hear. They think we can't handle the truth.

(The light in the house goes off)

(Owl from "Tangled: The Series" hoots)

Wreck-It Ralph: All clear!

(The people have a party)

Narrator: They're probably right.

(Skips appears at the door to everyone's shock)

Kristoff: Uh, hi?

Ford Pines: Mordecai, you're gonna have to grow up one day.

Kristoff: If you're trying to groom me to be the big leader, it's not me, Pop. I'm just trying to have some fun.

(Kristoff plays golf)

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)

Ford Pines: As if I needed to say it again, rule #1: no swimming in the pond,

(Kristoff jumps into the pool)

Kristoff: Cowabunga!

Ford Pines: rule #2: there will be no watching television through the farmhouse window,

Kristoff: That's my man!

(Kristoff, Olaf, Ralph, Maui and Dipper watch football and cheer, only to realize that Skips sees them while cheering and flee)

Ford Pines: and #3: standing on two legs is only permitted when animals are nowhere in sight.

(Kristoff makes funny faces behind Khampa, and Olaf, Ralph, Maui and Dipper laugh)

Narrator: From AnimatedFan195 Productions.

(Kristoff, Wasabi, Fred and Baymax peek inside Fenghuang's house)

Fenghuang: There's a human outside.

Lord Shen: There's a human farm. Go find the humans outside!

(Kristoff, Wasabi, Fred and Baymax get on Fenghuang's car and drive)

Kristoff: Woo-hoo!

Kristoff, Wasabi, Fred and Baymax (singing): "You gotta move"

(Kristoff, Wasabi, Fred and Baymax get chased by the animal cops and are spotted as real humans)

Narrator: This summer,

(The human villains howl)

Soos Ramirez: Kristoff, the human villains!

(Robert growls)

(Olaf drops seeds on Ralph)

Wreck-It Ralph: Hey!

Olaf: Sorry, man. I'm nervous.

(Kristoff and the humans ride on their motorcycles)

Narrator: what happens in the humanyard

(Robert tries to kill Robyn while cackling)

Kristoff: Let's go!

Narrator: stays in the humanyard.

Robyn Starling: Kristoff!

(Kristoff knocks two of the human villains down with his arms)

Olaf: I'm gonna go right in your ear! (laughs)

(Olaf goes right in one of the human villains' ears and he screams)

(The princesses cheer)

(Kludd tips Monty)

Kludd: That's called "human tipping". Ha-ha-ha!

Kristoff: Hey, I'm in charge, right?

Wasabi: I love the new you, Kristoff.

(Kristoff, Wasabi, Fred and Baymax tip Kludd while sleeping)

Kristoff: That's called "owl tipping". Ha-ha-ha!

(Kludd screams)

Title: Humanyard

Narrator: Humanyard.

Bagheera: You really ordered a lot of pizzas.

(Kristoff and the humans use fake human arms to grab pizzas, but Ralph loses one)

Bagheera: Dude, I got an arm!

Baloo: Righteous!

Tagline: Coming Soon.