Mr Peeler the Headlight Stealer

Crossover FanFiction starring many characters from TV shows.

Script

 * (In Greendale, Postman Pat is getting ready for another busy round)
 * Pat: Tum te tum...
 * (Pat gasps in horror when he finds that the headlights of his van have been stolen)
 * Pat: Oh no! This is a disaster! What are we going to do, Jess?!
 * Jess: Meeeow!
 * (PC Selby arrives in his police car)
 * PC Selby: Mornin', Pat!
 * Pat (glumly): Morning, PC Selby.
 * PC Selby: What's up?
 * Pat: Somebody made off with my headlights during the night.
 * PC Selby: Same thing happened to me.
 * (Selby points to his police car which suffered the same foray)
 * PC Selby: This was the work of Mr Peeler the Headlight Stealer.
 * Pat: Mr who?
 * PC Selby: Mr Peeler was a man who disliked cars so much that he had a plan...
 * (Selby imagines Mr Peeler covering his ears at the noisy cars passing by)
 * Mr Peeler: GRR!!! Stupid cars disturbing the peace! I've had enough!
 * PC Selby: He decided to steal the headlights from the cars during the night while everyone was asleep.
 * (Peeler is shown detaching the headlight of a coupe)