Muppet lip balm/The Safety Boy Blues (from The Year of Roosevelt Franklin)

Cast

 * Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka Watermelon as Roosevelt Franklin

Lyrics
Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka Watermelon: (spoken) You see, I know that there are lots of things that I will try to do, but there is one thing that Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka Watermelon taught me never to do and Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka Watermelon better tell you all about it. (singing) Never cross any street. Not if the signal light's red. Tell you why because, uh... a truck might knock you into the hospital bed. (spoken) I hope you're listening to Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka Watermelon. (singing) Children, look left. Also look right. Just before you cross the street. Know it because a fast moving car, that's one of those cars you don't want to meet. Be careful, be careful, be careful, be careful, be okay. On the contraire, where the road was the easy slow kind. Well, I'll tell you the city street look like a beehive where the bees have gone out of their minds. Pleas be careful coming from it. Which reminds me to tell you don't, don't dash out between the cars. Listen to Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka Watermelon because that's how you get hurt. Don't climb down sewers after a fall. You may never get out of the sewer. What's the matter with you? Don't hang on a window, you will fall out. Watch out for broken glass and busted bottles. Catchy, don't you know? And listen when there's too much, too much in the traffic commit and you're not sure if you should cross. Get up and go home, what's the difference? See, it's just a little time, modest. The Safety Boy Blues.