Mr. Conductor's Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

People, you are about to witness of the greatest Mr. Conductor's Adventures crossover series of all time! Based on the Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Movies and all those Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Series, Mr. Conductor’s Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a series featuring George Carlin and Alec Baldwin as Mr. Conductor. In Seasons 1 and 2, each episode will have 2 Thomas stories, In Season 3, each episode will still contain 2 Thomas stories, including one that has already been used in a previous episode during Season 1 and 2. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-6 can be used. No stories from Season 7-present allowed.

Minor Guest Stars:

 * Mr. Conductor's Cousin (Ringo Starr)
 * Horace A. Schemer
 * Billy Twofeathers
 * Mr. Conductor's Double
 * The Jukebox Band
 * Stacy Jones

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) Edward Helps Out

Quote 1

 * Spike: Um...Twilight.
 * Twilight Sparkle: What is it, Spike?
 * Spike: I don't wanna warn you, but there's a tiny man on the shelf.
 * (Mr. Conductor falls off the shelf)
 * Mr. Conductor: Goodness gracious! I didn't know library shelves could be so high. (He sees Twilight Sparkle) Oh, hello.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hello. Have we met?
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't think so. My name is Mr. Conductor.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hello. My name is Twilight Sparkle.
 * Mr. Conductor: It's nice to meet you. Hey, do you have time for me to tell a story?
 * Twilight Sparkle: As long as it doesn't take too long.
 * Mr. Conductor: Is five minutes okay?
 * Twilight Sparkle: I guess so.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well. This is a story about my friend Thomas the Tank Engine. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins)

Quote 2

 * Spike: And that's the story of my whole entire life. Well, up until today.
 * Fluttershy: Wow. How interesting.
 * Mr. Conductor: I have a story too, Fluttershy. But it's not about me. It's about a friend of mine on the Island of Sodor.
 * Fluttershy: What's his name?
 * Mr. Conductor: Edward. Would you like me to tell you a story about him?
 * Fluttershy: Oh yes, please.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well. This is a story about when Edward came out of his shed. (He blows his whisle and the story, Edward Helps Out begins)

Trivia

 * Thomas Gets Tricked is restored.
 * Edward Helps Out has the title card from the Thomas DVD Thomas & his Friends Help Out.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Saves the Day
 * 2) Down the Mine

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Well done, ponies! It's very nice to help out a friend in need. On the Island of Sodor, the engines all say it makes you feel Really Useful.
 * Rainbow Dash: Really Useful?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you a story, and you'll see what I mean. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Saves the Day begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Like I said earlier, helping your friends is very important. Just like when Thomas needed help when he was stuck in a mine.
 * Rainbow Dash: Thomas? You mean the train engine?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. I want to tell you ponies what happened.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, what are ya waitin' for? Tell us what happened.
 * Mr. Conductor: I will. (He blows his whistle and the story, Down the Mine begins)

Trivia

 * Thomas Saves the Day has the title card from the Thomas DVD Best of Thomas.
 * Down the Mine has the title card from the Thomas DVD Best of Gordon.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (George Carlin)
 * 2) Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: The Grand Galloping Gala sounds like a lot of fun. Like the time when Edward and Trevor helped for the Vicar's Garden Party.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Who's Trevor?
 * Mr. Conductor: A friend of Edward's. He's a traction engine. I'll tell you what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Have you thought about who you're going to give the ticket to yet?
 * Twilight Sparkle: No, not yet. I have five friends and only two tickets. It's so hard to make everyone happy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, I'm sure things will work out for you. After all, didn't they work out for the engines on the Island of Sodor when a friend of theirs needed their help?
 * Spike: What do you mean, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I haven't told you about the time when Thomas and the other engines helped Mrs. Kyndley?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Who?
 * Mr. Conductor: Mrs. Kyndley -- Thomas's friend. Just listen. (He blows his whistle and the story, Make Someone Happy begins)

Trivia

 * Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party has the title card & double soundtrack from the Thomas DVD Thomas Gets Bumped & Other Stories.
 * Make Someone Happy has the title card from the Thomas DVD Make Someone Happy & Other Stories.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Cow On The Line
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Applejack sure knows how to handle cows. Better than most ponies, I must say.
 * Pinkie Pie: Are there any cows on the Island of Sodor, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh indeed there are. Gordon and Henry had quite an experience with cows. I'll never forget it. Neither will they. I'll tell you all about it (He blows his whistle and the story, A Cow On The Line begins)

Quote 2

 * Applejack: How many times do I gotta say it? I don't need no help from no pony!
 * Mr. Conductor: Um, Applejack...
 * Applejack: Don't need no help from no tiny conductor neither!
 * Twilight Sparkle: She's as stubborn as a mule. No offense.
 * Mule: None taken.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sure she'll learn her lesson eventually, just like Oliver learned his lesson when he first came to the Island of Sodor. Maybe I should tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Oliver Owns Up begins)

Trivia

 * Oliver Owns Up has the title card from the Thomas DVD Percy's Ghostly Trick & Other Stories.

Goofs:

 * In the end credits Oliver Owns Up is listed as if it was made in 1986 when it was actually made in 1992.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Steamroller
 * 2) Bulgy

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Doesn't Gilda seem kinda mean-looking to you, Pinkie?
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh don't be silly, Mr. C. I'm sure we'll get along just fine with her.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh sure you will. Just like Sir Handel could get along with a grumpy steamroller named George.
 * Pinkie Pie: Who are Sir Handel and George?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir Handel is an engine who's a bit conceited, kinda like Gordon, but smaller. And George is one of the most unfriendly road vehicles on the Island of Sodor.
 * Pinkie Pie: So what happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, Steamroller begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: I can't believe it!
 * Pinkie Pie: Me neither. That Gilda needs to learn to be nice.
 * Mr. Conductor: I mean, I can't believe another road vehicle on the Island of Sodor has bullied another engine.
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, I thought you were talking about Gilda. Did you see the way she treated Fluttershy? That big meanie!
 * Mr. Conductor: Kinda like Bulgy when he was mean to Duck.
 * Pinkie Pie: Duck? There's an engine on the Island of Sodor named Duck?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, his name is Montague, but he likes Duck better.
 * Pinkie Pie: And who's--uh, what's his name?
 * Mr. Conductor: I think it's time I told you about Bulgy. (He blows his whistle and the story, Bulgy begins)

Trivia

 * Steamroller has the title card from the Thomas DVD "Thomas and the Special Letter."
 * Bulgy was taken from the Shining Time Station episode "Bully for Mr. Conductor."

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 2) Bowled Out

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: That "Great and Powerful" Trixie seems very full of herself. Do you know who she would be good friends with? Diesel.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Diesel? Who's that?
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I haven't told you about the time when Sir Topham Hatt brought Diesel to the yard? I suppose I haven't. Very well. (He blows his whistle and the story, Pop Goes the Diesel begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: There's no way Trixie can vanquish an Ursa Major. The engines on the Island of Sodor could vanquish a snooty diesel though.
 * Twilight Sparkle: That wouldn't be the same diesel that helped Duck, would it?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, this one is another diesel. But this one was as bad as Diesel was. Well, let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Bowled Out begins)

Trivia

 * Pop Goes the Diesel has the title card from the Thomas DVD "Thomas Comes to Breakfast & other stories"
 * Bowled Out has the title card from the Thomas DVD "Thomas & the Special Letter & other stories"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out Henry!
 * 2) Henry to the Rescue

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: You look nervous, Fluttershy. What's the matter?
 * Fluttershy: No. Well, yes. I'm scared of the dragon. I can't go up to the mountains.
 * Mr. Conductor: That's kind of sad. Speaking of sad stories, today is my day to sit at the sob story booth on the Island of Sodor and listen to the engines' problems. Then I try to help them with their problems.
 * Fluttershy: Do any of the engines get scared, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure they do. In fact, I remember the time Henry the big green engine was scared of the rain and decided to stay in the tunnel. Now that's a very sad story indeed. (He blows his whistle and the story, Come Out Henry begins)
 * After the story...
 * Fluttershy: So Henry can't get out of the tunnel anymore? Oh dear. That was a sad story.
 * Mr. Conductor: There's more to the story. But my tale of Henry must wait, for now I must go on my sad, sad date. [paints in the finishing touches on his booth] there! all done & ready for some sob stories so long and good luck on the dragon Fluttershy [disappears with his sob story booth]

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: (sobbing)
 * Fluttershy: Excuse me, Mr. Conductor. Why are you crying?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh it's the sob stories I heard on the Island of Sodor. They were so sad. It was wonderful.
 * Fluttershy: Sad stories are wonderful?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course, as long as there's a happy ending. After all, everyone likes a good cry now and then.
 * Fluttershy: Is there a happy ending to Henry's story?
 * Mr. Conductor: There sure was, Fluttershy. In fact, I'll tell you the happy ending right now. I just hope I don't wake the dragon up. (He blows his whistle and the story, Henry to the Rescue begins)

Trivia

 * Come Out Henry & Henry to the Rescue has the title cards from the Thomas DVD "Thomas Gets Tricked & Other Stories" but the Ringo Starr narration is replaced with the George Carlin narration.
 * Mr. Conductor's Sob Story Booth plot is followed by the same plot used from the Shining Time Station episode Schemer's Robot.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Time for Trouble (George Carlin)
 * 2) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, you two are starting to act a lot like Toby and James. Those two quarrel at each other all the time just like you two.
 * Rarity: Well, I know James is best because he's splendid, red and is a fast little engine.
 * Applejack: No, Rarity! Toby is best because he's old, made of wood like my barn and is square!
 * Mr. Conductor: Look, why don't you find out in this story? (He blows his whistle and the story, Time for Trouble begins)

Quote 2

 * Twilight Sparkle: It says right here that the number one thing you're supposed to do at a slumber party is have fun. And thanks to you two, I can't check that off!
 * Mr. Conductor: Yeah! In fact, you two are not only acting like James and Toby, you're acting a lot more like Donald and Douglas after an accident!
 * Applejack: Donald and Douglas?
 * Rarity: Who exactly are they, and what exactly happened to them?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, just listen here, because this will be our bedtime story for tonight. And I'm too tired to use a Scottish accent for this story! (He blows his whistle and the story, Twin Trouble begins)

Trivia

 * Time For Trouble has the title card from the Thomas DVD "The Best of James"
 * Twin Trouble has the title card from the Thomas DVD "James & the Red Ballon & Other Stories"
 * When Mr. Conductor says he's too tired to use a Scottish Accent for "Twin Trouble" it goes over the fact of Alec Baldwin not giving Donald & Douglas their Scottish Accents

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Rumors (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) The Diseasel (George Carlin)

Trivia

 * Thomas & the Rumors has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Make Someone Happy & other stories"
 * The Diseasel has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Thomas, Percy and the Dragon & other stories"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Elizabeth the Vintage Quarry Truck
 * 2) Toby & the Flood

Quote 1:

 * Pinkie Pie: UGH! A parasprite? Are you kidding?
 * Fluttershy: Ugh?
 * Twilight Sparkle: A para-what?
 * Fluttershy: How could you not like...
 * Pinkie Pie: Now I gotta find a trombone.
 * Twilight Sparkle: A what?
 * Pinkie Pie: A trombone, you know: [trombone imitation]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ahhh, typical Pinkie.
 * Parasprite: [purr]
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears] Hey ponies what's up?
 * Twilight: Look at what Fluttershy found.
 * Parasprite: [purr]
 * Mr. Conductor: Well would you look at that!
 * Fluttershy: Isn't it cute Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh it sure is Fluttershy you know these little bugs aren't the only things that was an amazing discovery Thomas found something on the Island of Sodor too.
 * Twilight: What is it?
 * Mr. Conductor: A vintage quarry truck. [He blows his whistle and the story, Elizabeth the Vintage Quarry Truck begins]

Trivia

 * Toby & the Flood has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Races, Rescues & Runaways and Other Thomas Adventures"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Snow [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Terence the Tractor [told by George Carlin]

Trivia

 * Snow has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Thomas' Snowy Surprise and Other Thomas Adventures"
 * Terence the Tractor has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "10 Years of Thomas"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Home at Last
 * 2) Rock 'N' Roll

Quote 1:

 * Rainbow Dash: Tried that one... tried that one...
 * Apple Bloom: I'm doomed. Doomed! I'll never find sumth'n I'm good at.
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears] Hi Apple Bloom!
 * Apple Bloom: [sadly] Oh hi Mr. Conductor
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey what's got you down in the dumps kid?
 * Apple Bloom: Well i don't have my cutie mark yet & Diamond Tiara is teasin' me about it she's a boast foal! [boastful]
 * Mr. Conductor: Hmm, sounds like she reminds me of Duncan.
 * Apple Bloom: Duncan?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yeah, Duncan was a boastful engine too when he first came to the island after Peter Sam's accident i'll tell you all about it. [He blows his whistle and the story, Home At Last begins]

Quote 2:

 * Apple Bloom: So I was thinking, now that we're friends... I mean, we are friends, right?
 * Scootaloo: How could we not be? We're totally alike. We don't have cutie marks, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon drive us crazy--
 * Sweetie Belle: Totally crazy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed you know those two ponies could learn a lot from Duncan after his little "Rock & Roll" session on the Island of Sodor.
 * Scootaloo: Who's Duncan?
 * Sweetie Belle: And what's the Island of Sodor?
 * Apple Bloom: Duncan is a troublesome engine and the Island of Sodor is a magical place where Mr. Conductor visits so tell us what happened to Duncan Mr. C!
 * Mr. Conductor: I will! [He blows his whistle and the story, Rock 'N' Roll begins]

Trivia

 * Home At Last & Rock 'N' Roll has the title cards from the Thomas DVD: "Thomas and the Special Letter and Other Stories"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope

Trivia

 * Mavis has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "10 Years of Thomas"
 * Toby's Tightrope has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Trust Thomas and Other Stories"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James & the Trouble With Trees [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) No Joke For James [told by George Carlin]

Quote 1:

 * Applejack: Okay, sure. Why not? Since you're up for it and all. Just don't make them too... froufrou-y.
 * Rarity: Deal!
 * [Then Mr. Conductor appeared on Rarity's shelf]
 * Mr. Conductor: Well i'm here to work! what's our first step?
 * Rarity: Well your first step Mr. Conductor is to watch out for that old shelf it hasn't been properly...
 * [then Mr. Conductor slipped on the shelf]
 * Rarity: Nailed in.
 * Twilight: Are you all right Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: All right? i appear for work & fall off a shelf i've had better jobs i'll tell ya!
 * Applejack: So what's Mr. Conductor doin' here Rarity?
 * Rarity: Mr. Conductor's my little assitant for making the dresses today i do need the extra help even if it is small no offense, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: It's ok.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor's first scenes in this episode follows the plot from "Schemer Alone" when Mr. Conductor appears & slips on Billy's shelf
 * A Special new version of the song If Everyone Did a Little is used using clips from the original song, past episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Thomas The Tank Engine, Jay Jay the Jet Plane [model version], Theodore Tugboat & TUGS.
 * James & the Trouble With Trees has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Make Someone Happy and Other Thomas Adventures"
 * No Joke for James has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Best of James"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Baa! [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Special Attraction [told by George Carlin]

Trivia

 * Baa! has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Make Someone Happy and Other Thomas Adventures"
 * Special Attraction has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Henry and the Elephant"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves a Point
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race

Quote 1:

 * Billy: Yeah, you should forget the sonic rainboom and just get yourself some wings like these!
 * Billy, Hoops, & Score: [laughs]
 * Billy: [to Rarity] Say Madame you should meet our flight trainer he's a real hoot!
 * Hoops: Yeah! real hoot!
 * Rarity: Trainer you say? who might that be?
 * Schemer (voice only): Team?
 * Mr. Conductor: [realizing] uh-oh! [disappears]
 * [then out came Schemer in his coach outfit from Field Day]
 * Schemer: LET THE GAMES BEGIN! [trips & falls over as the ponies look at him with annoyed faces] hello there everyone! my name is Horace A. Schemer founder of Schemer's Arcade, trainer of pegasus horsies and the supreme financer of nickels!
 * Rarity: My! talk about class for one big human!
 * Rainbow Dash: wait how are you even staying up here in the clouds here in Cloudsdale?
 * Schemer: Let's just say... i eat a lot of marshmallows. [wheezing laughter]

Trivia

 * Horace A. Schemer guest stars in this episode.
 * A special new version of the song Everyone's a Winner is used using clips from the original song, past episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Thomas the Tank Engine, Jay Jay the Jet Plane [model version], Theodore Tugboat and TUGS.
 * This episode contains elements that relate to the Shining Time Station episode, Field Day. Some of these include the Thomas stories, the music video for Everyone's a Winner and Schemer's coaching.
 * Percy Proves a Point and Thomas and Bertie's Great Race are both taken from the Shining Time Station episode, Field Day.

Notes

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Percy and the Haunted Mine [told by Alec Baldwin]

Trivia

 * A Special new version of the song What Am I Afraid of? is used with clips from the original song, past episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Thomas the Tank Engine, Jay Jay the Jet Plane [model version], Theodore Tugboat and TUGS.
 * When Mr. Conductor runs into a Sleepy Moss tree & walks & talks in his sleep it follows the plot from Mr. Conductor's Big Sleepwalk
 * The Jukebox Band preforms Beautiful Dreamer in the end credits of the episode
 * Percy & the Haunted Mine has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Thomas and the Jet Engine and Other Adventures"

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Michael Angelis.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Jack Jumps In [told by Michael Angelis] [US version]
 * 2) A Friend In Need [told by Michael Angelis] [US version]

Quote 1:

 * Applejack: Well okay then! Sounds like you have a plan. I gotta, uh... Leave no apple unpicked! See y'all later!
 * [then Mr. Conductor [GC] appeared]
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Hi there Crusaders! What's up?
 * Apple Bloom: Howdy Mr. Conductor. We were just about to go out and find our Cutie Marks.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Oh yeah, that's definatly why you're called the Cutie Mark Crusaders, of course. Say, would you ponies like to meet my cousin?
 * Cutie Mark Crusaders: Cousin?
 * Scootaloo: You never told us about any cousins.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: I didn't? Oh yeah, that's right. Well, he's pretty fun. Luckily he was able to come by from the North Pole this week. So ponies, here is my cousin Mr. Conductor!
 * [then another Mr. Conductor with a darker beard came in]
 * Mr. Conductor [RS]: How do you do? I'm Mr. Conductor. I gather from my cousin that you're the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
 * Sweetie Belle: Well, yes. So you're also named Mr. Conductor, sir?
 * Mr. Conductor [RS]: That I am, little white pony.
 * Sweetie Belle: Talk about Family Resemblence.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: You see, like the Apple Family, my family, the Conductor Family, has been living around the Indian Valley Railroad ever since it was made.
 * Mr. Conductor [RS]: And that it has, my dear cousin. Speaking of things being made, I have a story about a friend of mine named Jack the Front Loader.
 * Scootaloo: Jack?
 * Apple Bloom: The Front Loader?
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Why don't you go ahead and tell this one Cuz?
 * Mr. Conductor [RS]: [takes out drumsticks] With pleasure. [taps the drumsticks and the story, Jack Jumps In begins]
 * After the story...
 * Scootaloo: It wasn't Jack's fault that happened.
 * Mr. Conductor [RS]: Well, if he hadn't jumped into another job in the first place, he wouldn't have had an accident.
 * Apple Bloom: But what happened to Jack the next day?
 * Mr. Conductor [RS]: The rest of the story will have to wait. But I promise to continue the next time I see you. Now please excuse me. [He taps the drumsticks and disappears]
 * Apple Bloom: You have an interesting cousin, Mr. C.
 * Scootaloo: Does he really know how to play the drums?
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Once upon a time, a long time ago, my cousin was in a rock-n-roll band that became famous and sold hundreds of records.

Trivia:

 * Mr. Conductor [George Carlin]'s cousin Mr. Conductor [Ringo Starr] guest stars in this episode alongside his cousin.
 * When Mr. Conductor [George Carlin] talks about his cousin Mr. Conductor [Ringo Starr] being in a rock-n-roll band, he was referring to when Ringo Starr was the drummer of the Beatles.
 * This episode ends with a music video of "Yellow Submarine" featuring clips from Thomas the Tank Engine, TUGS, Theodore Tugboat, Jay Jay the Jet Plane, and past episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
 * Jack Jumps In & A Friend in Need has the title cards from the Thomas DVD: "New Friends for Thomas and Other Adventures"

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Stepney Gets Lost [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Woolly Bear [told by George Carlin]

Quote 1:

 * Fluttershy: Oh, those scary monsters popping up everywhere.
 * Mr. Conductor: Those diamond dogs remind me of those troublesome diesel engine twins on the Island of Sodor!
 * Rainbow Dash: you never told us about any diesel engine twins!
 * Fluttershy: Who are they anyway?
 * Mr. Conductor: They're called Iron 'Arry & Iron Bert & they caused some real trouble with Stepney one time! i'll tell you all about it. [He blows his whistle and the story, Stepney Gets Lost begins]

Quote 2:

 * Everypony: [gasp]
 * Pinkie Pie: Holy Moly, that's a lotta holeys.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Come on, girls! Let's get started.
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears wearing a doctor's jacket with a medical bag] Did someone have an accident? i got here as fast as i could!
 * Spike: Mr. Conductor! i'm glad you're here! Rarity has been taken by some creepy creatures called Diamond Dogs!
 * Mr. Conductor: Diamond Dogs? oh no.
 * Fluttershy: You know about them Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well of course i do! they're troublesome dogs who have been enemies to the Conductor Family for Years they always plot to take our gold dust is this where they live?
 * Spike: Yes! these holes have been caused by those Diamond Dogs!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh my and they took Rarity?
 * Twilight: Yes i'm going to take a look down one of these holes. [looks over the hole & calls down] Hello!

Trivia:

 * This is the only time Mr. Conductor is forced to tell a Thomas Story after meeting up with the Diamond Dogs

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Special Funnel [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Buffer Bother [told by Alec Baldwin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry's Forest
 * 2) You Can't Win

Trivia:

 * Billy Twofeathers guest stars in this episode and is friends with Braeburn, like how Mr. Conductor is friends with the Mane 6.
 * Henry's Forest has the title card from the Thomas DVD "Trust Thomas and Other Stories"
 * You Can't Win has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Henry and the Elephant"

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Meets the Queen [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Horrid Lorry [told by Alec Baldwin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Rusty To The Rescue
 * 2) Thomas & Stepney

Quote 1:

 * Scootaloo: Wait, wait, wait. What happened to Rainbow Dash? What about the race?
 * Fluttershy: Oh. Well, I wasn't there, so I don't really know what happened.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know Fluttershy your story about how Rainbow Dash defended you reminds me of the time when Stepney was rescued from scrap by Rusty the Little Diesel Engine.
 * Fluttershy: Really? what happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well just listen here ponies.
 * Scootaloo: Do we really have the time for this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Just wait, Scootaloo. [He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty to the Rescue begins]

Trivia:

 * In this episode, Scootaloo seems the least interested in hearing Mr. Conductor's Thomas stories than any other character in the history of the show. This was because she was impatient to hear Rainbow Dash's story about getting her cutie mark.
 * The opening scene with Mr. Conductor riding his bike and finding the Cutie Mark Crusaders is reminiscent to a similar scene in Queen for a Day, in which Mr. Conductor sees the Queen.
 * Rusty to the Rescue has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Rusty to the Rescue and Other Thomas Stories"
 * Thomas & Stepney has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Best of Thomas"

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Passengers & Polish
 * 2) Gallant Old Engine

Quote 1:

 * Spike: Gosh. You guys are embarrassing me. Stop it. [pause] Twilight, your turn.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Spike, that's enough.
 * Spike: All right. That's enough.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know starry nights like these can remind me of wishes a lot like what i've got in this Magic Bubble. [the Magic Bubble zooms in & the music video Help your Wish Along begins]

Trivia:

 * A Special new version of the song Help your Wish Along is used using clips from the original song, past episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Thomas The Tank Engine, Jay Jay the Jet Plane [model version], Theodore Tugboat & TUGS.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Big Surprise For Percy [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Double Trouble [told by George Carlin]

Trivia:

 * Mentions of events from Emily's New Coaches will be used when Mr. Conductor thinks up an excuse for why he won't come to Pinkie Pie's party.
 * A Big Surprise for Percy has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Make Someone Happy and Other Thomas Adventures"

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Happy Ever After [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Thomas & the Special Letter [told by George Carlin]

Trivia:

 * The Jukebox Band make a guest appearance in this episode
 * This episode is the Season 1 finale

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Cranky Bugs
 * 2) Middle Engine

Trivia:

 * This episode features the first time the Evil double of Mr. Conductor tells a story when he tells the story Middle Engine.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) No Sleep for Cranky [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Bulldog [told by George Carlin]

Trivia:

 * A Special new version of the song Bad Guy is used using clips from the original song, past episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Thomas The Tank Engine, Jay Jay the Jet Plane [model version], Theodore Tugboat & TUGS.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas & the Conductor
 * 2) Wrong Road

Trivia:

 * The Season 2 version of the Mr. Conductor's Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic intro is used from this episode onwards.
 * A Special new version of the song Caring is used using clips from the original song, past episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Thomas The Tank Engine, Jay Jay the Jet Plane [model version], Theodore Tugboat & TUGS.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Scaredy Engines [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Percy's Ghostly Trick [told by George Carlin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Train Stops Play
 * 2) One Good Turn

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Big Day For Thomas
 * 2) The Runaway

Trivia:

 * Events from the Shining Time Station episode "Achoo" will be mentioned.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon & The Gremlin [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Henry & The Elephant [told by George Carlin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The World's Strongest Engine
 * 2) James & the Red Balloon

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon & The Famous Visitor [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Thomas, Percy & The Squeak [told by Alec Baldwin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The Fogman [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Tender Engines [told by George Carlin]

Quote 1:

 * Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy? Fluttershy!?
 * Fluttershy: I'm up here!
 * Twilight Sparkle: What happened?
 * Fluttershy: I was helping my squirrel friends with a dance step, and all of a sudden, a giant, rampaging d-d-d-dragon stormed through!
 * Twilight Sparkle: That was Spike!
 * Fluttershy: Spike? But why would Spike steal my chicken coop? He just pulled it out of the ground and filled it with a bunch of apples and stuff!
 * Mr. Conductor: [runs into the scene] HELP! HELP! SOMEONE!
 * Twilight: Mr. Conductor! what happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: Some giant purple & green monster came out of nowhere & took my whistle! i can't tell my stories without it!
 * Twilight: That was Spike! he must've taken your whistle!
 * Mr. Conductor: That was Spike? what happened to him?!
 * Twilight: He's getting greedy & turning into a monster because of it!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh my, he's not the only one to be in a mess after being greedy, in fact, Gordon & Henry had the same problem only with coal & tenders i could tell you but i need my whistle for it! i need to look for an alternative! [looks around in his pockets]
 * Applejack: Aren't you gonna tell us the story?
 * Mr. Conductor: I will tell you! [then Mr. Conductor uses his fingers for a whistle and the story, Tender Engines begins]

Trivia:

 * When Mr. Conductor's whistle gets taken by Spike Mr. Conductor uses an alternative to tell the story Tender Engines.
 * When Mr. Conductor calls for help after Spike took his whistle, a sound clip from Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree is used.
 * The Fogman has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Salty's Secret and Other Thomas Adventures"
 * Tender Engines has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Percy Takes the Plunge"

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree
 * 2) Thomas' Christmas Party

Trivia:

 * When the story Thomas' Christmas Party is told the story is used as an intermission to the Hearth's Warming Eve play.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Toby The Tram Engine
 * 2) Thomas Breaks The Rules

Trivia:

 * This episode marks the second appearance of Mr. Conductor's cousin (Ringo Starr), the first being The Show Stoppers.
 * This is the first episode not to feature George Carlin as Mr. Conductor.
 * Toby the Tram Engine & Thomas Breaks the Rules are restored

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Salty's Secret [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Percy, James & the Fruitful Day [told by George Carlin]

Trivia:

 * This episode ends with a music video of "I'm the Baby Gotta Love Me" from the TV series "Dinosaurs," featuring clips from Thomas the Tank Engine and Shining Time Station, as well as this episode and past episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
 * Salty's Secret has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Salty's Secret and Other Thomas Adventures"
 * Percy, James and the Fruitful Day is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, Schemer Alone.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Granpuff
 * 2) Sleeping Beauty

Trivia:

 * The original version where Derpy doesn't get censored will be used.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Fish [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Something In The Air [told by Alec Baldwin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Bad Day For Harold
 * 2) A Better View For Gordon

Trivia:

 * It is revealed that Mr. Conductor has a relative named Conductor Lad.
 * Like how Daring Do is a parody of Indiana Jones Conductor Lad will be a parody of the Indiana Jones character Shortround.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas, Percy & the Mail Train [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party [told by Alec Baldwin]

Trivia:

 * Flashback Clips and mentions from the Shining Time Station episode "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not" will be used.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Scarf For Percy [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Put Upon Percy [told by Alec Baldwin]

Trivia:

 * In the song "Smile" clips of Percy episodes from Thomas the Tank Engine will be used in this episode.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Mind That Bike! [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Harvey to the Rescue [told by Alec Baldwin]

Trivia:

 * A Special new version of the song I Can Do It is used using clips from the original song, past episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Thomas The Tank Engine, Jay Jay the Jet Plane [model version], Theodore Tugboat & TUGS.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Better Late Than Never [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Jack Frost [told by Alec Baldwin]

Trivia:

 * Better Late Than Never has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Thomas and His Friends Get Along and Other Thomas Adventures"
 * Jack Frost has the title card from the Thomas DVD: "Thomas' Snowy Surprise and Other Adventures"

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Donald & Douglas
 * 2) The Deputation

Trivia:

 * The scene before Mr. Conductor tells the Thomas story "Donald and Douglas" follows the same scene from the episode, Sweet and Sour.
 * Donald and Douglas and The Deputation are taken from the Shining Time Station episode Sweet and Sour.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Percy's Promise
 * 2) Peter Sam & the Refreshment Lady

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 2) A Close Shave For Duck

Trivia:

 * When Mr. Conductor tells the Thomas stories in this episode, he continues where he left off from the Thomas story Pop Goes the Diesel in Boast Busters.
 * Mentions from the Shining Time Station episode "Stop the Press" will be used
 * Mr. Conductor reading a Gabby Gums collum about himself getting tangled in red licorice references a scene from the Shining Time Station episode "Schemer's Robot"
 * Diesel's Devious Deed is restored

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Percy's Chocolate Crunch
 * 2) Haunted Henry

Trivia:

 * From Percy's Chocolate Crunch Mr. Conductor made a special "Percy Chocolate Cake" with a chocolate Percy Statue on top & the cake with green & red stripes icing.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Comes To Breakfast
 * 2) Daisy

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bull's Eyes
 * 2) Percy's Predicament

Trivia:

 * This episode is the Season 2 Finale.

See Also:

 * Twilight Sparkle's Adventures in Shining Time Station
 * Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales of Equestria
 * Thomas & Friends US VHS/DVD Ideas (based on episodes from MCAOMLPFIM)
 * Mr. Conductor's Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic DVD Ideas
 * The Harbor Master's Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic