Henry's Special Coal Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to Henry's Special Coal.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Henry
 * James
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Edward (does not speak)
 * Annie and Clarabel (do not speak)

Ringo Starr US version

 * Ringo Starr: One morning, Henry was feeling very sorry for himself. Sometimes he can pull trains, but sometimes he felt he had no strength at all.
 * Henry: I suffer dreadfully and no one cares.
 * James: Rubbish, Henry!
 * Ringo Starr: Snorted James.
 * James: You don't work hard enough!
 * Ringo Starr: Sir Topham Hatt spoke to him too.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What's wrong with you, Henry? You have lots of new parts and new paint too, but they've done you no good. If we can't make you better, we must get another engine instead of you to do the work.
 * Ringo Starr: This made Henry, his driver and fireman very sad. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting when Henry came to the platform. He had taken off his hat and coat and put on overalls. Henry managed to start but his fireman was not satisfied.
 * Henry's Fireman: Henry is a bad steamer.
 * Ringo Starr: He said to Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Henry's Fireman: I built up his fire, but it doesn't give enough heat.
 * Ringo Starr: Henry tried very hard, but it was no good. He didn't have enough steam, and came to a stop outside Edward's station.
 * Henry: Oh dear!
 * Ringo Starr: Thought Henry.
 * Henry: I shall have to go away! Oh dear, oh dear!
 * Ringo Starr: All he could do is to go slowly onto a siding, and Edward took charge of the train. Sir Topham Hatt and the Fireman went on discussing Henry's troubles.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What do you think is wrong, fireman?
 * Ringo Starr: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Henry's Fireman: Excuse me, sir.
 * Ringo Starr: He answered.
 * Henry's Fireman: But the fact is the coal was wrong. We've had a poor lot lately, and today's it's worse. The other engines can manage. They had big fireboxes. Henry's is small and can't make the heat. With Welsh coal, he'd be a different engine.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: It's expensive.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Henry: But Henry must have a fair chance. James shall go and fetch them.
 * Ringo Starr: When the Welsh coal came, Henry's Driver and Fireman were excited.
 * Henry's Driver and Fireman: Now we'll show 'em, Henry old fellow.
 * Ringo Starr: They carefully made his fire, putting large lumps of coal like a wall round the outside, then the glowing middle part was covered in smaller lumps.
 * Henry: You're spoiling my fire.
 * Ringo Starr: Complained Henry.
 * Henry's Fireman: Wait and see.
 * Ringo Starr: Said the fireman.
 * Henry's Fireman: We'll have a roaring fire just when we wanted.
 * Ringo Starr: The fireman was right. When Henry reach the platform, the water was boiling nicely, and he had to let off steam.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: How are you, Henry?
 * Henry: Peep peep!
 * Ringo Starr: Whistled Henry.
 * Henry: I feel fine!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Have you a good fire, driver?
 * Henry's Driver: Never better, sir, and plenty of steam.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No record breaking.
 * Ringo Starr: Warned Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Don't push him too hard.
 * Henry's Driver: Henry won't need pushing, sir. I'll have to hold him back.
 * Ringo Starr: Henry had a lovely day. He had never felt so well of his life. He wanted to go fast, but his driver wouldn't let him.
 * Henry's Driver: Steady old fellow.
 * Ringo Starr: He would say.
 * Henry's Driver: There's plenty of time.
 * Ringo Starr: They arrived early at the station. Thomas puffed in.
 * Henry: Where have you been, lazybones?
 * Ringo Starr: Asked Henry.
 * Henry: Oh, I can't wait for dawdling tank engines like you. Goodbye.
 * Thomas: Whoosh!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas to the coaches.
 * Thomas: Have you ever seen anything like it?
 * Ringo Starr: Both Annie and Clarabel agreed that they never had.

George Carlin version

 * George Carlin: One morning, Henry was feeling very sorry for himself. Sometimes he can pull trains, but sometimes he felt he had no strength at all.
 * Henry: I suffer dreadfully and no one cares.
 * James: Rubbish, Henry!
 * George Carlin: Snorted James.
 * James: You don't work hard enough!
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt spoke to him too.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What's wrong with you, Henry? You have lots of new parts and new paint too, but they've done you no good. If we can't make you better, we must get another engine instead of you to do the work.
 * George Carlin: This made Henry, his driver and fireman very sad. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting when Henry came to the platform. He had taken off his hat and coat and put on overalls. Henry managed to start but his fireman was not satisfied.
 * Henry's Fireman: Henry is a bad steamer.
 * George Carlin: He said to Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Henry's Fireman: I built up his fire, but it doesn't give enough heat.
 * George Carlin: Henry tried very hard, but it was no good. He didn't have enough steam, and came to a stop outside Edward's station.
 * Henry: Oh dear!
 * George Carlin: Thought Henry.
 * Henry: I shall have to go away! Oh dear, oh dear!
 * George Carlin: All he could do is to go slowly onto a siding, and Edward took charge of the train. Sir Topham Hatt and the Fireman went on discussing Henry's troubles.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What do you think is wrong, fireman?
 * George Carlin: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Henry's Fireman: Excuse me, sir.
 * George Carlin: He answered.
 * Henry's Fireman: But the fact is the coal was wrong. We've had a poor lot lately, and today's it's worse. The other engines can manage. They had big fireboxes. Henry's is small and can't make the heat. With Welsh coal, he'd be a different engine.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: It's expensive.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Henry: But Henry must have a fair chance. James shall go and fetch them.
 * George Carlin: When the Welsh coal came, Henry's Driver and Fireman were excited.
 * Henry's Driver and Fireman: Now we'll show 'em, Henry old fellow.
 * George Carlin: They carefully made his fire, putting large lumps of coal like a wall round the outside, then the glowing middle part was covered in smaller lumps.
 * Henry: You're spoiling my fire.
 * George Carlin: Complained Henry.
 * Henry's Fireman: Wait and see.
 * George Carlin: Said the fireman.
 * Henry's Fireman: We'll have a roaring fire just when we wanted.
 * George Carlin: The fireman was right. When Henry reach the platform, the water was boiling nicely, and he had to let off steam.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: How are you, Henry?
 * Henry: Peep, peep, peep! I feel fine!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Have you a good fire, driver?
 * Henry's Driver: Never better, sir, and plenty of steam.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No record breaking.
 * George Carlin: Warned Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Don't push him too hard.
 * Henry's Driver: Henry won't need pushing, sir. I'll have to hold him back.
 * George Carlin: Henry had a lovely day. He had never felt so well of his life. He wanted to go fast, but his driver wouldn't let him.
 * Henry's Driver: Steady old fellow.
 * George Carlin: He would say.
 * Henry's Driver: There's plenty of time.
 * George Carlin: They arrived early at the station. Thomas puffed in.
 * Henry: Where have you been, lazybones?
 * George Carlin: Asked Henry.
 * Henry: Oh, I can't wait for dawdling tank engines like you. Goodbye.
 * Thomas: Whoosh!
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas to the coaches.
 * Thomas: Have you ever seen anything like it?
 * George Carlin: Both Annie and Clarabel agreed that they never had.