The Hairbrush Song (JimmyandFriends Style)

Cast:
 * Sheen Estevez (Jimmy Neutron) as Larry the Cucumber
 * Kermit the Frog (Muppets) as Pa Grape
 * Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Junior Asparagus
 * Jimmy Neutron as Bob the Tomato
 * Peppermint Butler (Adventure Time) as The Peach

Lyrics

 * Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Sheen. The part of the show where Sheen comes out and sings, a silly song. Our curtain opens as Sheen, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Sheen cries out:
 * Sheen: Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where? Is my hairbrush?
 * Narrator: Having heard his cry, Kermit the Frog enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Sheen in a towel, Kermit regains his composure and reports.
 * Kermit: I think I saw a hairbrush back there!
 * Sheen: Back there, is my hairbrush. Back there, is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh where, back there, oh where, oh where, back there, back there, back there. Is my hairbrush.
 * Narrator: Having heard his joyous proclomation, Timmy Turner enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Sheen in a towel, Timmy regains his compsure and comments:
 * Timmy: Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!
 * Narrator: Sheen is taking a bath. The thought had never accured to him. No hair? What will this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Sheen wonders:
 * Sheen: No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where, back there, no hair. For my hairbrush.
 * Narrator: Having heard his wondering, Jimmy Neutron enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Sheen in a towel, Jimmy regains his composure and confesses:
 * Jimmy: Sheen, that old hairbrush of yours. Well, you never use it. You don't really need it. So, well. I'm sorry. I didn't know. But I gave it to the Peppermint Butler. 'Cause he's got hair.
 * Narrator: Feeling a deep sense of loss, Sheen stumbles back and laments:
 * Sheen: Not fair, oh my hairbrush. Not fair, my poor hairbrush. Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not fair, not fair. My little hairbrush.
 * Narrator: Having heard his lament, Peppermint Butler enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Sheen and Peppermint Butler are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Sheen's generosity, the Peppermint Butler is thankful.
 * Peppermint Butler: Thanks for the hairbrush.
 * Narrator: Yes, good has been done here. Peppermint Butler exits the scene. Sheen smiles, but still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out:
 * Sheen: Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care, take care, nice hair, no fair, take care, take care. Of my hairbrush.
 * Narrator: The End.