Sesame Street nail polish/Two is You and Me (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Rosita's Red Rhumba as Elmo
 * Don't Joke Me! as Abby Cadabby

Lyrics
Rosita's Red Rhumba and Don't Joke Me! : (laugh ing)

Rosita's Red Rhumba: Oh, hi! Don't Joke Me! and Rosita's Red Rhumba are counting to two.

Don't Joke Me!: Yep, that's right! I have one, two pigtails!

Rosita's Red Rhumba: Yes, and Rosita's Red Rhumba has one, two eyes.

Don't Joke Me!: Mm hmm. Oh! And I have one, two hands.

Rosita's Red Rhumba: Mm hmm. And Rosita's Red Rhumba has one, two feet! (laughing)

Don't Joke Me!: Oh boy. Oh wait! Rosita's Red Rhumba!

Rosita's Red Rhumba: What? What, what?

Don't Joke Me!: I don't think we have anymore one twos to count.

Rosita's Red Rhumba: But isn't Don't Joke Me! forgetting something?

Don't Joke Me!: What?

Rosita's Red Rhumba: Us!

Don't Joke Me!: Oh. (gasps) That's right!

Rosita's Red Rhumba and Don't Joke Me! : One, two friends! (laugh ing)

Don't Joke Me!: Two is my favorite number. Two is neat.

Rosita's Red Rhumba: (spoken) It really is neat. (singing) Two is being together. Two is sweet!

Don't Joke Me!: (spoken) Aw. Two is you and another someone...

Rosita's Red Rhumba and Don't Joke Me! : Having fun.

Rosita's Red Rhumba: Two is simple.

Don't Joke Me!: Two is easy.

Rosita's Red Rhumba and Don't Joke Me! : All two is is one and one.

Rosita's Red Rhumba: Two is our laughing and loving. Two is right!

Don't Joke Me!: (spoken) Mm hmm. (singing) Two is somebody's arms just holding tight.

Rosita's Red Rhumba: Oh yeah!

Rosita's Red Rhumba and Don't Joke Me! : Two you see, is better by far than one could ever be! 'Cause two is you and me!

Rosita's Red Rhumba: Sing it again! Hit it, Don't Joke Me!

Don't Joke Me!: Two is you and another someone...

Rosita's Red Rhumba and Don't Joke Me! : Having fun!

Rosita's Red Rhumba: Two is simple!

Don't Joke Me!: Two is easy!

Rosita's Red Rhumba and Don't Joke Me! : All two is is one and one.

Don't Joke Me!: Two is laughing and loving. Two is right!

Rosita's Red Rhumba: Ba ba badada. Two is somebody's arms just holding tight.

Rosita's Red Rhumba and Don't Joke Me! : Two you see, is better by far than one could ever be. 'Cause two is you and me! That's two!

Rosita's Red Rhumba: (laughing) Come on, Don't Joke Me!. Let's go.

Don't Joke Me!: Okay. (laughing)

Rosita's Red Rhumba: That was fun!

Don't Joke Me!: That was fun, Rosita's Red Rhumba!