Blue Characters/Moanin' Lisa Blues (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Grover (from Sesame Street) as Bleeding Gums Murphy
 * Smurfette (from Smurfs) as Lisa Simpson
 * Gordon (from Thomas and Friends) as Homer Simpson

Lyrics

 * -|Original Version=

( Smurfette and Grover jam on their saxophones) Grover: Oh, I'm so lonely Since my baby left me. I got no money, And nothin' is free.

Oh, I been so lonely Since the day I was born. All I got is this rusty, This rusty old horn.

Smurfette: I got a bratty brother. He bugs me everyday. And this morning, my own mother, She gave my last cupcake away.

My dad acts like he belongs, He belongs in the zoo. I'm the saddest kid In grade number two.


 * -|Full Version=

Smurfette: I've got a bratty brother. Who bugs me every day. And this morning, my own mother, Gave my last cupcake away. My dad, he acts like he belongs, Like he belongs in the zoo. I'm the saddest kid Saddest kid in grade number two. I wish I had a pony, I wish I were 18, I wish I had a dime For every kid who treats me mean. They tease me cuz I'm different, Little different from the rest. Oh, yes. Well, I'm down so low, If I cheered up, I'd still be depressed. The saxophone's my best friend, I play all over town. But when I practice in my room, I hear...

Gordon: SMURFETTE, KEEP IT DOWN!!!

Smurfette: Although I'm only eight years old, I've really paid my dues. It's true. That's why I got a case of, A case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues!

(Joe Walsh plays a solo)

I wonder how I got here, I wonder what I'll be. The saddest little twig On this crazy family tree.

I feel like I'm a loser With nothing left to lose. That's why I've got a case of, A case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues!

Oh, there's just no postponin' A case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues!

(Smurfette blows her horn, John Sebastian blows a harp solo, then Smurfette blows again until fade)