The Lex Luthor in the Hat (2003) part 2 - Humberfloob's Real Estate Staff Meeting/Joker Performs Stunt


 * Kate: Kate's Catering. I'm here to do your party tonight.
 * Mr. Humberfloob: Hi, Kate.
 * Joan: Humberfloob Real Estate. How can we make your dreams come true?
 * Ginny: What do you mean, you're leaving?
 * Joan: You're a babysitter. Babysitters don't leave. they sit.
 * Amy: Baby-leavers leave. I'm sorry. I really gotta go, Miss Walden.
 * Joan: Well, I need to come home right away.
 * Ginny: All right. Thank you, Amy. Sorry.
 * Mr. Humberfloob: Attention, everyone! It's 9:02.
 * Staff meeting! Staff meeting!
 * Look alive, everyone!
 * First I'd like to welcome aboard...
 * our newest member of the Humberfloob family,
 * Jim McFlinnigan!
 * Jim: Mr. Humberfloob, I wanted to thank you...
 * Mr. Humberfloob: Fired.
 * Jim: I beg your pardon?
 * Mr. Humberfloob: Fired.
 * Jim: B-But I...
 * Mr. Humberfloob: Fired!
 * Boy: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
 * Jim: As you know, tonight is our bimonthly meet and greet party.
 * Mr. Humberfloob: Tonight's host is... Joan Walden.
 * Ginny: This is where people can meet our real estate agents...
 * in an informal, yet hygienic setting.
 * Joan: Mr. Humberfloob, I have to get home with my kids.
 * Mr. Humberfloob: Ah, yes.
 * Your children.
 * Denise: Joan, let me make this perfectly clear.
 * Mr. Humberfloob: If your house is as messy as last time,
 * you're fired!
 * Alan: That's pretty clear, Mr. Humberfloob.
 * Denise: Don't worry. I promise.
 * Joan: My kids'll be on their best behavior.
 * Ginny: Great.
 * Denise: Humberfloob Real Estate. How can we make your dreams come true?
 * Mr. Humberfloob: Please hold.
 * Narrator: If you leave Humberfloob's and turn left onto Main,
 * three miles down you'll find Lipplapper Lane,
 * a pleasant-enough street in a pleasant-enough way...
 * where a neighbor greeted neighbor with a neighborly "Hey!"
 * Joan: Hey!
 * Jim: Hey!
 * Narrator: Here the hedges were hedged, the weeds were all weeded,
 * and lawns were mowed daily,
 * twice daily if needed.
 * And at the end of this street,
 * in a house like any other,
 * something magical would happen...
 * to a sister and her brother.
 * Joker: Shh! Killer Croc!
 * Scarecrow: Man-Bat! Stealth mode!
 * Joker: Today's to-do list.
 * Harley Quinn: Number 1: Make to-do list.
 * Riddler: Number 2: Practice coloring.
 * Scarecrow: Number 3: Research graduate schools.
 * Poison Ivy: Number 4: Be spontaneous.
 * Penguin: Number 5: Create lasting childhood memories.
 * Two-Face: And Number 6: Amend will.
 * Ra's Al Ghul: Number 7: What is he doing?
 * Max Shreck: Number 10: Make tomorrow's to-do list.
 * Catwoman: Ladies and gentlemen!
 * Mr. Freeze and Bane: Killer Croc, Man-Bat, your attention, please.
 * Clayface: You are about to witness the third most spectacular stunt...
 * Mad Hatter: ever performed under this roof!
 * Joker: Do you know how hard it's getting to tell people that we're related?
 * Harley Quinn: Relax. I'll put everything back.
 * Riddler: And now, for the indoor stair luge!
 * Scarecrow: Indoor stair luge?
 * Poison Ivy: I'll have to add this one to my list.
 * Penguin: Go have no fun somewhere else.
 * Two-Face: It... is... showtime!
 * Bash Street Kids: Whoa! Aah! Yeah!
 * Joan: Oh, my word!
 * Ginny: Nevins! Gnasher, come back!
 * Alan: Hey, Mom. What's up!