Muppets/If I Were the Letter B (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Purple Gogolala Jubilee Jugband Whatnot as Fat Blue Live-Hand Anything Muppet farmer
 * Black Rooster as The Rooster
 * The Alderney as Gladys the Cow
 * Bull as Natalie the Cow
 * Ronald Duck as Duck
 * Old Skyball Paint and Paul Revere as Horses
 * Camilla the Chicken and Chickens as Chickens
 * Super Sheep, Norman and Baab the Sheep as Sheep
 * Goat (from The Muppet Show) as Goat

Lyrics
Black Rooster: Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Purple Gogolala Jubilee Jugband Whatnot: (spoken) Oh, hello. I was just thinking about the alphabet. A very good thing to think about it, yes? And as I was thinking, I began to wish I were a letter of the alphabet. And what letter will I wish to be? Good question. Aha! I wished to be the letter B. (singing) Boom chicka boom boom chicka boom. If I were the letter B, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh All day long I buh buh buh buh buh if I were the letter B. I'd start with words like beautiful, baloney, beachball, bagel, bellybutton, bit, banana, bike. If I were the bouncing letter B, I will hear the one thing that I like. I know. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. All so many letters ain't to see. If one letter I was going to be, just one letter to the little league Nothing could be better than the letter that was me If I were the letter B. (spoken) Come, Bessie. We must deliver the barnyard base.

Black Rooster: Cock-a-doodle-doo.