Muppet lip balm/Grouchy (from Let Your Feelings Show!)

Cast

 * Kermit's Green Keen Apple as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Kermit's Green Keen Apple: (spoken) Happy? I've got something a lot better than happy. (singing) Grouchy—slouchin’ along, down in the mouth Grumpy and gloomy Grouchy—everything’s wrong, what a rotten day

Grouchy—singin’ the blues, grumblin’ is Happy to stoomy (?) Grouchy—Give me bad news, love to feel this way

Grouchy—That’s the way my grouchy mind thinks. It’s dismayin’ I hear crummy music playin’—I’m sayin’ it stinks

Grouchy—Never a smile, that’s how I am Mind as well sue me Grouchy—That’s how I’ll always stay And grouchy is the way I feel today