Patrick Star Throws a Tantrum


 * Storyteller: One day, Patrick the Starfish and his parents went to a video store. When Patrick saw a 1999 VHS of Teletubbies: Favorite Things, it happened.
 * Patrick: Can I have that 1999 Teletubbies Favorite things VHS?
 * Patrick's Mom: Nah!
 * Patrick's Dad: And you have many Teletubbies videos at home.
 * Patrick: WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT 1999 TELETUBBIES FAVORITE THINGS VHS!!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!!!
 * Patrick's Parents: YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!
 * Storyteller: The next day, Patrick and his parents went to a toy store where Patrick saw a 1995 Peter Sam train.
 * Patrick: Can I have that 1995 Peter Sam?
 * Patrick's Mom: Mmmmm, no! You have many retired Thomas trains at home.
 * Patrick's Dad: And it's a phony!
 * Patrick: WAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! I WANT THAT 1995 PETER SAM TRAIN!!!!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!!!
 * Patrick's Parents: YOU SUCK PATRICK!!!!!!!!
 * Patrick: BUT I STILL WANT THAT TRAIN!!!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!!!
 * Patrick's Dad: THAT'S IT!!!!!! WE ARE GIVING YOU HARSH JUDGEMENT!!!!!!!!
 * Patrick: OH NO!!!!
 * Patrick's Mom: We're leaving you here six months.
 * Storyteller: Later, Spongebob came into the toy store and saw Patrick throws a tanturm.
 * Spongebob: Why are you so flabbergasted?
 * Patrick: I can't get a 1999 Favorite Things VHS or a 1995 Peter Sam train!
 * Spongebob: You can talk to me for a six months.
 * Patrick: NOOOOO!!!!! NOT SIX MONTHS!!!!!!!!
 * Storyteller: And so, Spongebob and Gary watched that 1999 Teletubbies Favorite Things VHS and played with that 1995 Peter Sam train.
 * Spongebob: WOW! That was fun!
 * Patrick: I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!
 * Storyteller: Poor Patrick cried and screamed for a whole life! Don't you?