Muppets/Grouchelot (from Oscar's Trashy Songs)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
 * Mean Mama as Grundgetta
 * Rowlf the Dog as Telly Monster
 * J. G. as Stephen J. Grouch

Lyrics
Sam the Eagle: Grouchelot, Grouchelot! We'll always raise our voice to Grouchelot, Grouchelot because we love making noise!

J. G.: The sun never shines in Grouchelot!

Rowlf the Dog: And there's always long lines in Grouchelot!

J. G.: The hot breezes blow And the flowers don't grow That's the way that you know...

J. G. and Rowlf the Dog: It's Grouchelot!

Rowlf the Dog: You won't need my flash in Grouchelot!

Mean Mama: And there's great piles of trash in Grouchelot!

Sam the Eagle: All night grouches yell! It's so yucky and swell. And the rotten fish smell.

Everyone: That's the way you can tell It's Grouchelot, Grouchelot Where neighbors slam their door! Yes, Grouchelot, Grouchelot! What grouch could ask for more?

Sam the Eagle: So stick to your home Where the buffalo roam! We'll stay here...

Everyone: ...in Grouchelot!