Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/The "ET" Family Song (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Honker Purple as Old Lavender Anything Muppet Man
 * Grover Ocean Blue as Old Fat Blue Anything Muppet Man

Lyrics
Honker Purple: Okay, everybody, you know what it's time for today?

Grover Ocean Blue: Oh, I sure do, it's time for "The Word Song".

Honker Purple: You're right. And we've got an E and T over here and that says ET.

Grover Ocean Blue: Yep, and we got some other letters over here. So you're ready? Then let's go. (music starts) I'll start if off, all righty?

Honker Purple: All righty.

Grover Ocean Blue: Okay, here we go.

Sung:

Grover Ocean Blue: You take an J, that's a juh

Honker Purple: And an E-T ET

Grover Ocean Blue and Honker Purple : You put 'em all together and they spell JET

Grover Ocean Blue: That's JET, J-E-T HOP

Honker Purple: That's JET, J-E-T JET

Grover Ocean Blue: You take an J, that's juh

Honker Purple: And an E-T ET

Grover Ocean Blue and Honker Purple : You put 'em all together and they spell JET

Grover Ocean Blue: (spoken) Heh. Well, that I reckon.

Honker Purple: (spoken) Oh, we're speeding right along.

Grover Ocean Blue: Here's one.

Grover Ocean Blue: You take an N, that's nnnnn

Honker Purple: And an E-T ET

Grover Ocean Blue and Honker Purple : You put 'em all together and they spell NET

Grover Ocean Blue: That's NET, N-E-T NET

Honker Purple: That's NET, N-E-T NET

Grover Ocean Blue: You take an N, that's nnnnn

Honker Purple: And an E-T ET

Grover Blue and Honker Purple : You put 'em all together and they spell NET

Honker Purple: (spoken) Hooray, isn't that a lot of fun?

Grover Ocean Blue: Okay, here we go.

Grover Ocean Blue: You take a P, that's p-uh

Honker Purple: And an E-T ET

Grover Ocean Blue and Honker Purple : You put 'em all together and they spell PET

Grover Ocean Blue: That's PET, P-E-T PET

Honker Purple: That's PET, P-E-T PET

Grover Ocean Blue: You take an P, that's p-uh

Honker Purple: And an E-T ET

Grover Ocean Blue and Honker Purple : You put 'em all together and they spell PET

Grover Ocean Blue: (spoken) (laughing) We did that one, too, didn't we?

Honker Purple: (spoken) Yes, indeedy.

Grover Ocean Blue: All right, last one.

Grover Ocean Blue: You take a W, that's w-uh

Honker Purple: And an E-T ET

Grover Ocean Blue and Honker Purple : You put 'em all together and they spell WET

Grover Ocean Blue: That's WET, W-E-T WET

Honker Purple: That's WET, W-E-T WET

Grover Ocean Blue: You take an W, that's w-uh

Honker Purple: And an E-T ET

Grover Ocean Blue and Honker Purple : You put 'em all together and they spell WET

Honker Purple: (spoken) Yeah, man! We did it!

Grover Ocean Blue: (spoken) Yessiree! We did that one, all righty!

Honker Purple: (spoken) That was lots of fun.

Grover Ocean Blue: (spoken) Whee!