The Nutcracker nail polish/If Elmo Had Teeth (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Candied Kingdom as Elmo
 * Ginger's Revenge as Elmo's imaginary version
 * Envy the Adventure as Green Anything Muppet dentist

Lyrics
Candied Kingdom: (spoken) Hi. Candied Kingdom's going to sing about teeth. About taking care of them and keeping them strong and healthy. But Candied Kingdom doesn't have teeth, see? Aaahh. Ah, hee, hee, hee. So, so we have to pretend Candied Kingdom has teeth. Ready to imagine? Candied Kingdom is. Oh, hello, pretend Ginger's Revenge.

Ginger's Revenge: Hello, real Candied Kingdom.

Candied Kingdom: Ah. (laughing)

Ginger's Revenge: Well, what is real Candied Kingdom laughing at?

Candied Kingdom: Well, those teeth. (laughing)

Ginger's Revenge: But it's Candied Kingdom's imagination.

Candied Kingdom: Oh, boy. Boy, Candied Kingdom has a funny imagination.

Ginger's Revenge: Does real Candied Kingdom want to sing or not?

Candied Kingdom: Oh, okay. Okay. Candied Kingdom will sing now.

Ginger's Revenge: Good. Go.

Candied Kingdom: If Candied Kingdom had teeth, he would brush them twice each day in the morning and at night, so he could go and gets to play. He would brush them up and down, so he could keep them white and clean. Candied Kingdom's teeth would be the cleanest teeth that folks have ever seen. If Candied Kingdom had teeth, he'd eat lots of food that crunch. He'd eat carrots, he'd eat apples, he'd eat celery by the bunch. Eating crunchy fruits and vegetables is great for teeth, it's true. So he has the teeth to chew them, that's what Candied Kingdom's teeth would chew. If Candied Kingdom had teeth, he would like to make it real. He would go to see his dentist at least once or twice a year.

Candied Kingdom and Ginger's Revenge : If Candied Kingdom had teeth, he'd be really proud to say that he take perfect care of them in each and every way.

Candied Kingdom: He'd take care of those on top.

Ginger's Revenge: And he'd take care of those beneath. Yes...

Candied Kingdom: (singing) He'd care for all of them if Candied Kingdom just had teeth. (spoken) Now Candied Kingdom's going to talk about ears.

Ginger's Revenge: Hi.

Candied Kingdom: (laughing) Boy, Candied Kingdom has a silly imagination.

Candied Kingdom and Ginger's Revenge : (laugh ing)