Blindly Selected Characters/A Singing, Dancing Machine (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Princess Morbucks (from The Powerpuff Girls) as Homer Simpson
 * Benny the Bull (from Dora the Explorer) as Marge Simpson
 * Mike Wazowski (from Monsters, Inc.) as Bart Simpson
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (from The Muppets) as Lisa Simpson
 * BJ (from Barney and Friends) as Maggie Simpson

Lyrics
Princess Morbucks: Oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing?

Benny the Bull: I thought it was toe-tappin' fun.

Princess Morbucks: Singing is the lowest form of communication.

Benny the Bull: Princess Morbucks, you sing all the time.

Princess Morbucks: No, I don't. I hate to rhyme.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: You like musicals, don't you, Princess Morbucks?

Princess Morbucks: No, I don't. I think they're bad. They're fake and phony And totally wrong.

Mike Wazowski: Wake up, Princess Morbucks, You're singing a song!

Princess Morbucks: I wouldn't! I couldn't! I hate that stuff!

Benny the Bull: Now, Princess Morbucks, listen, I've had enough. In our family videos, We have plainly seen You're a singing dancing Entertainment machine!