ResonanceComplaints

This is a site where we hope to compile a list of complaints for a song that Resonance will commission and then perform.

Uniquely Boulder
Blah blah Boulder

Technology
A sample complaint

My DSL line breaks down so often.

My computer takes forever to come on because it's down-loading stuff I didn't ever ask for.

I hate when I call somewhere for service, and end up talking to someone from India who can't say my name.

CD players that don't read CDRS

Health
A sample complaint

Family
Why won't my 18 year old son get a job?

Why won't he do his homework?

Politics
I hate people who build houses on the coast and then want the government to insure them.

The news is never news.

George Bush, our emperor, has no clothes, has never had any clothes and will never have any clothes. Any my only complaint is that he is STILL in office.

Another Category 1
I hate it when I cannot take my dog places.

Why do dog owners assume everybody loves their dog to be there? Can you imagine what it would be like at chorus if everyone brought their dogs?

Grammer and punctuation
People who don't know (or don't care) that "it apostrophe s" means "it is"!

People who say "irregardless"

Pertaining to travel
Bicyclists at night using no light and wearing only dark clothing.

People who drive under the speed limit.