Grease nail polish/I Wish I Had A Friend to Play with Me (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert
 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie

Lyrics
Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, I don't want to play with your bottle cap collection. Right.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Okay, fine. Okay, how about playing with my paperclip collection with me, huh?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, the only thing worse than playing with your bottle cap collection is playing with your paperclip collection.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: But, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, I just want to play with you. I'll tell you what, you like imagination, don't you?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Sure.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Okay, how about playing an imagination game with me?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: What? What do we imagine, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Well, how about we imagine that we're both steaming bowls of hot wonderful oatmeal. Huh? Huh?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, I refuse to be a steaming hot bowl of oatmeal.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, it's--it's no fair, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, you know, everything that I like to do you don't. I can't find a single thing to do that I like and that you like.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, I--I'm sorry, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, but Rubber Duckie and I are going to play something else.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (sighing) I got this pain that I just can't deal with How I wish I had somebody To go and eat oatmeal with Oh gee, I really need a friend to play with me

I'd give him friendship and affection I'd even let him come and see my paper clip collection Oh gee, I sure could use a friend to play with me

In line he'd gladly stand To watch a marching band Or buy some saddle shoes (laugh) He'd worship argyle socks Collect them by the box He'd help me chase these blues My style would please him More than a smidgeon He'd say, "It's really nifty, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be The way you dance the pigeon!"

Oh gee, I gotta find a friend to play with me Won't somebody hear my plea? Wanna end this misery I wish I had a friend to play with me Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhhh!!!!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Hi, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Yeah.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What are you doing here?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, Rubber Duckie and I were playing Hide and Seek with you, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: But you said you didn't want to play with me.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, we didn't want to play with your bottle cap collection or your paperclip collection. But we both like to play Hide and Seek, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. And it's your turn to hide, okay?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Really?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Here we go. I'll count.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Really?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: 1...

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, boy! (laughing)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: ...2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Ready or not, here I come.