Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/Ernie's Drum (from Ernie's Hits)

Cast

 * Zoe Pumpkin as Ernie
 * Big Bird Yellow as Bert

Transcript
Big Bird Yellow: Hey, Zoe Pumpkin. I'm going out to mail this letter now.

Zoe Pumpkin: Okay, Big Bird Yellow. I'm gonna practice my drums.

Big Bird Yellow: Oh, Zoe Pumpkin. Hey, Zoe Pumpkin. Zoe Pumpkin! Hey, Zoe Pumpkin! ZOE PUMPKIN! ZOE PUMPKIN! Zoe Pumpkin!

Zoe Pumpkin: Rubber duckie! Yes, Big Bird Yellow?

Big Bird Yellow: (sighs) I just wanted to tell you that I'm going out without my key. So...

Zoe Pumpkin: Going out without your key, Big Bird Yellow? Without your key.

Big Bird Yellow: Right, right. Zoe Pumpkin. So when I get back, I'll knock on the door, all right?

Zoe Pumpkin: Okay.

Big Bird Yellow: All right.

Zoe Pumpkin: Sure, Big Bird Yellow. That's fine. (scatting)

Big Bird Yellow: I'll be right back.

Zoe Pumpkin: Uh, you're right. I'll play you up. (scatting) Mmm hmm. He's gone. Oh, I love playing my drum. I can do the grooviest rhythms. I can do rhythms like boop, boop, ba do boop. Boom, boom, ba do boop. Isn't that neat? And I can do a rhythm like, uh, beep beep beep beep beep beep. Bum bum bum. Beep beep dee dee dee bum bum. Oh, boy. I tell you I've had rhythm in my bones. Hey, hear that sound? That was neat. It sounded like this...Hmm...Oh, again. (scatting) Ba ba ba bum. Oh, cool. (scatting) How was that? (scatting) Swing it! Wow! (scatting) I think I missed one there, but...Gee, you know that groovy sound sort of sounds like someone knocking at the door. I'll go over and see. Why, Big Bird Yellow, was that you knocking on the door?

Big Bird Yellow: OF COURSE IT WAS ME! I'VE BEEN WAITING OUT THERE KNOCKING WITH MY KNUCKLES GETTING SORE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! (sighs)

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh, wow, Big Bird Yellow. You knock out the coolest rhythms. You played the best rhythms on the door I have ever heard of, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: Who cares?! I've been out there all this time!

Zoe Pumpkin: We could make a great team, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: What are you talking about?!

Zoe Pumpkin: I mean you can play the door and I'll play the drums, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: What do you mean I'll play the door?

Zoe Pumpkin: Look, Big Bird Yellow. Go back outside.

Big Bird Yellow: Oh, no!

Zoe Pumpkin: Okay, Big Bird Yellow. Now let's start. That's it. ( Big Bird Yellow screaming inaudibly) Way to go, Big Bird Yellow. Keep it up, Big Bird Yellow. Good, Big Bird Yellow. Swing it, Big Bird Yellow. (scatting) Take it, Big Bird Yellow. A solo! Okay, here we go. ( Big Bird Yellow: Hey, come on, let me in there! Big finish now, Big Bird Yellow. Ta-da! Bum, bum! Wonderful, Big Bird Yellow.