Cuphead/Poltergeist in the Closet (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Brineybeard. as Homer
 * Werner Werman as Bart (genderbent role)

Transcript

 * Brineybeard: (steps on floorboard on the stair) “Squeaky stair here.” (points at a portrait of King Dice but with a weird face) “Scary portrait there.” (touches the doorknob to the closet) “Poltergeist in the closet.” (opens the door to see Werner wearing a white bedsheet over his head with two holes cut out for eyes)


 * Werner: (lets out a ghostly moan) “I died ven Brineybeard sat on me!”


 * Brineybeard: “Why ye little!” (chokes and strangled Werner) “I’m the victim here!“