Double Teething Troubles (RS Mr. Conductor and Friends episode)

Double Teething Troubles is the twelfth episode of the fifth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the one hundred and sixteenth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
 * Spike (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Duck
 * Tex (from Shining Time Station) as Bill
 * Rex (from Shining Time Station) as Ben
 * Roger Baxter (from Littlest Pet Shop (2012)) as BoCo
 * Wade (from Garfield/US Acres) as Derek
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Tex and Rex the cowboy twins work in the clay mines and quarries near the docks. Their work is important, but it can be hot and dirty. Sometimes, this makes the twins naughty.

One morning, they were feeling very naughty indeed."

Tex: "That's my line of goombas!"

Narrator: "Huffed Tex."

Rex: "It's not! It's mine!"

Narrator: "Snorted Rex."

Rex: "Your's is over there!"

Tex: "S'mine!"

Rex: "S'not!"

Tex: "S'mine!"

Rex: "S'not!"

Narrator: "Their friend, Roger Baxter was worried."

Roger Baxter: "Stop quarreling you two or the only thing you'll have left to share is..." (Tex and Rex walk forward and bump into each other)

Roger Baxter: "Trouble!"

Tex: "Silly!"

Narrator: "Snapped Tex."

Rex: "Silly yourself!"

Narrator: "Grumbled Rex."

Mayor Adam West: "Tex and Rex behave yourselves!"

Narrator: "Said Mayor West."

Mayor Adam West: "It's clear to me that we need another TV Character to help out. There is only one available. His name is Wade, and he's keen to make an impression."

Roger Baxter: "If I were you,"

Narrator: "Whispered Roger."

Roger Baxter: "I'd get back to work right away."

Narrator: "Meanwhile, Mayor West was having doubts about his own decision."

Mayor Adam West: "I hope Wade doesn't cause even more confusion. He's bound to have teething troubles."

Narrator: "And he was right."

Wade: "Oh, my legs and feathers! I wasn't expecting this hill.

Oh, what's that?"

(Wade falls down)

Narrator: "Roger Baxter came to the rescue."

Wade: "Sorry."

Narrator: "Said Wade."

Wade: "I'm all hot and bothered. I've got teething troubles, you know."

Narrator: "The news soon spread."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Apparently it's teething troubles."

Narrator: "Confided RS Mr. Conductor to Bart."

Bart: "Hey, you two. Wade's got a tooth ache. Good luck."

Tex: "What does Bart want to wish us good luck?"

Narrator: "Asked Tex."

Rex: "Because he knows we'll need it. A duck with a tooth ache must be the worst duck of all."

Narrator: "Then their manager spoke to them."

Manager: "You will take your loads to the docks and rest there tonight. There's a lot of hard work to do tomorrow."

Narrator: "It was dark when the twins reached the docks. They left the goombas by the key and scurried off to the house."

Spike: "You two look glum."

Narrator: "Sighed Spike."

Tex: "It's Wade's fault."

Narrator: "Replied Tex."

Tex: "He's got a tooth ache."

Spike: "He hasn't got a tooth ache. He's got teething troubles. That means he's new and this causes him some problems. In his case, it's his hooves."

Narrator: "Next morning, the twins heard an unforgettable sound."

Tex and Rex: "Oh no! It's Wade!"

Narrator: "And it was."

Wade: "Hello. I'll soon sort these goombas out. You take the front and I'll push from behind. Ha, ha. What fun."

Narrator: "All went well as they set off.

Then they came to a hill."

Rex: "Come on, come on! Push harder, Wade!"

Narrator: "Shouted Rex. But Wade couldn't push any harder."

Wade: "I'm falling down again."

(Wade falls down)

Rex: "Oh, pah!"

Narrator: "Snorted Rex."

Driver: "You know what?"

Narrator: "Sighed the driver."

Driver: "Let's try and finish the journey anyway. It means we'll have to pull Wade as well. Can you do it twins?"

Tex and Rex: "We'll try."

Narrator: "They said together. And sure enough, they could.

That night, Mayor West came to see them."

Mayor Adam West: "Well done Tex and Rex! I've sent Wade back to the works. Can you manage alone?"

Tex and Rex: "Oh, yes sir."

Tex: "Roger Baxter,"

Narrator: "Whispered Tex."

Tex: "I'm sorry we were rude to you."

Rex: "And."

Narrator: "Added Rex."

Rex: "Wade was really quite friendly."

Spike: "And you know what friends do?"

Narrator: "Murmured Spike."

Tex and Rex: "No, what?"

Spike: "They always say 'Good Night' to each other."

Narrator: "And so they did, but they still chattered about Wade and his teething troubles all night long."