Random Characters/The Noodle Story (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Ellyvan (from Jungle Junction) as Big Bird
 * Sinister Sam (from Sesame Street) as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Sinister Sam: Let me see. So far, we've done A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M. That's enough! Let's go home!

Ellyvan: Gosh, Sinister Sam! We've got lots of letters to go. The next one is "N". So now I shall tell a story that's filled with words that start with the letter "N".

Sinister Sam: I don't wan't to hear it.

Ellyvan: Gosh, Sinister Sam! Don't you want to hear all those "N" words with the great "nn" sound?

Sinister Sam: No!

Ellyvan: Right! "No" is an "N" word.

Sinister Sam: Ugh!

Ellyvan: Now, see if you can hear some others, Sinister Sam. Once upon a time, there were nine naughty noodles.

Tough Eddie: Nine naughty noodles?

Ellyvan: Sure. Now these nine naughty noodles lived in a nest. And their names were Ned, Nat, Norman, Nathaniel, Nelly, Nan, Nancy, Norma, and Naomi.

Tough Eddie: Oh no.

Ellyvan: Now one day, Nora moved into the neighborhood.

Sinister Sam: Nora? Another noodle I suppose.

Ellyvan: (laughs) No. Nora was a nectarine.

Sinister Sam: Naturally.

Ellyvan: For Nora, the noodles learned not to be naughty but nice.

Sinister Sam: Doesn't this story ever come to an end?

Ellyvan: Ah, you want this story to come to an end?

Sinister Sam: I sure do.

Ellyvan: O.K. One day, Nora and the noodles went for a walk and found a great huge letter "N" carved at a stone.

Sinister Sam: So?

Ellyvan: So (giggles) you wanted the story to come to an end.

Sinister Sam: Oh no, no, no, no.