Muppet lip balm/I Love Trash (Telly Monster's version) (from The Three Grouchketeers)

Cast

 * Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka Watermelon as Telly Monster
 * Kermit's Green Keen Apple as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka Watermelon: Oh, I love triangles. There's no other shape as triangular. They're so nice, I always collect them. Oh, I love...what?

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: What? You called that music? I'd rather listen to a rusty suit of armor falling down a flight of stairs!