Cheese Sandwich Gets It Right

Cheese Sandwich Gets It Right is the seventeenth episode of the eighth season of Cheese Sandwich the Earth Pony and Friends, and the one hundred and ninety-ninth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Thomas Gets It Right.

Cast

 * Cheese Sandwich as Thomas
 * Big McIntosh as Gordon
 * Flash Sentry as James
 * Dr. Hooves as Toby
 * Princess Celestia as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Igneous Rock Pie as Farmer McColl

Transcript
Narrator: "It had been a stormy night in Ponyville. Telegraph poles had blown down. Tiles had blown off the station roofs. And branches had fallen onto the lines. All over the town, the storm had made a terrible mess.

Princess Celestia came to the library."

Princess Celestia: "The storm has caused confusion and delay."

Narrator: "She boomed."

Princess Celestia: "So you must all be really useful animals."

Flash Sentry: "I'll be the most useful animal!"

Narrator: "Boasted Cranky."

Big McIntosh: "No, I will!"

Narrator: "Sniffed Big McIntosh."

Big McIntosh: "I'm the fastest. I'll do the most journeys."

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich hoped he could finish his special delivery as quickly as possible. He wanted to be the most useful animal of all.

Soon, all the animals were walking away from the library.

Cranky went to the town hall to pick up the workmen.

Big Mac went to the goods yard to collect telegraph poles.

Dr. Hooves trundled to collect new roof tiles.

And Cheese Sandwich went to the train station.

Igneous Rock Pie was waiting for Cheese Sandwich. Next to him were boxes and boxes of newly laid eggs."

Igneous Rock Pie: "These fresh eggs are needed across the town."

Narrator: "Said Igneous Rock Pie. The station staff quickly loaded Cheese Sandwich's wagons with the eggs, and the Cheese Sandwich was raring to go."

Igneous Rock Pie: "My eggs must be delivered safely."

Narrator: "Said Igneous Rock Pie."

Igneous Rock Pie: "So I am coming to make sure you go slowly and carefully."

Cheese Sandwich: "Slowly?"

Narrator: "Wheeshed Cheese Sandwich sadly. He wanted to finish his job quickly and make lots of journeys. Cheese Sandwich gave one sad whistle, and slowly pulled away.

Cheese Sandwich trundled on. He huffed and puffed as gently as he could.

Cheese Sandwich had to stop at a crossing. Big Mac raced by."

Big McIntosh: "Fastest and best!"

Narrator: "He chirruped. Big Mac looked very happy. Cheese Sandwich felt very sad.

Cheese Sandwich pulled into the general store. Cranky was waiting. He was carrying workmen. They were fixing the store roof. The staff unloading four boxes of eggs for the store."

Flash Sentry: "How many journeys have you done?"

Narrator: "Asked Cranky brightly."

Cheese Sandwich: "This is my first."

Narrator: "Said Cheese Sandwich."

Flash Sentry: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Huffed Cranky."

Flash Sentry: "I'm on my third. I'm as brown as a rocket and twice as fast!"

Narrator: "And he steamed quickly out of the station. Cheese Sandwich was upset. He wanted to go fast more than ever. Now the eggs were unloaded, and Cheese Sandwich chuffed slowly out of the station.

Cheese Sandwich puffed across the countryside, very, very slowly.

Then Cheese Sandwich saw Dr. Hooves drinking some water in a siding. His wagons were full of roof tiles. Dr. Hooves was having a wonderful day."

Dr. Hooves: "I'm on my second journey!"

Narrator: "He whistled proudly. Cheese Sandwich was very sad. Dr. Hooves rushed past him. It made Cheese Sandwich want to go faster than ever."

Cheese Sandwich: "Even Dr. Hooves has made more journeys than me."

Narrator: "He moaned."

Cheese Sandwich: "It's not fair! I can be fast and careful."

Narrator: "So Cheese Sandwich started to speed up."

Cheese Sandwich: "Fast and careful, fast and careful."

Narrator: "He huffed happily. But Cheese Sandwich was going so fast, he wasn't being careful. Igneous Rock Pie was worried."

Igneous Rock Pie: "Slow down, Cheese Sandwich!"

Narrator: "He called."

Igneous Rock Pie: "You will break my eggs."

Narrator: "But Cheese Sandwich was going so quickly, he didn't hear Igneous Rock Pie. And he didn't slow down. He went even faster. The eggs started to bounce in their boxes.

Then Cheese Sandwich changed paths. It caused a big bump. The eggs were breaking!

Cheese Sandwich came to a junction. He had to slow down."

Igneous Rock Pie: "Stop, Cheese Sandwich!"

Narrator: "Cried Igneous Rock Pie."

Igneous Rock Pie: "You have broken my eggs!"

Narrator: "This time Cheese Sandwich did hear Igneous Rock Pie, and he stopped right away."

Cheese Sandwich: "Fire and scales!"

Narrator: "He cried. But Igneous Rock Pie was still cross. Cheese Sandwich felt bad."

Cheese Sandwich: "I'm sorry."

Narrator: "He whistled."

Cheese Sandwich: "I just wanted to be really useful."

Narrator: "Igneous Rock Pie checked his eggs. Luckily, only a few were broken. Now Cheese Sandwich knew he had to go slowly. So he pulled away as gently as he could.

Cheese Sandwich headed to Ponyville Docks. Suddenly he heard an impatient whistle. Cranky was behind him. He blew his whistle loudly. But Cheese Sandwich knew he couldn't speed up."

Cheese Sandwich: "Sometimes going slowly can be just as important as going fast."

Narrator: "Said Cheese Sandwich. And he puffed carefully on.

That evening, Princess Celestia came to the library. She looked very pleased."

Princess Celestia: "You have all worked hard and been really useful animals."

Narrator: "She said. The animals were very happy, except for Cheese Sandwich. He was thinking about the broken eggs."

Cheese Sandwich: "I only made one journey, Princess."

Narrator: "He said sadly."

Cheese Sandwich: "And I broke Igneous Rock Pie's eggs."

Princess Celestia: "But most of the eggs were delivered safely."

Narrator: "Boomed Princess Celestia."

Princess Celestia: "Igneous Rock Pie gave the broken ones to me. And I love having scrambled eggs for my breakfast. You, Cheese Sandwich,"

Narrator: "She added."

Princess Celestia: "Are a really useful dragon."

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich just beamed."