Thomas/Humble (by Kendrick Lamar)

Cast

 * Thomas as Kendrick Lamar

Lyrics
Thomas: Wicked or weakness, you gotta see this, waaaaay (yeah, yeah!) Nobody pray for me, it been that day for me, waaaaay (yeah, yeah!)

Aye, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances Finesse a n**** with some counterfeits But now I'm counting this Parmesan where my accountant lives in fact I'm down at this D'usśe with my boo bae, tastes like kool aid for the analysts Girl, I can buy your a** the world with my paystub Ooh that pussy good, won't you sit it on my taste bloods I get way too petty once you let me do the extras Pull up on your block, then break it down we playing Tetris A.M. to the P.M., P.M. to the A.M. funk Piss out your per diem you just gotta hate em, funk If I quit your BM I still ride Mercedes, funk If I quit this season I still be the greatest, funk My left stroke just went viral Right stroke put lil baby in a spiral Soprano C, we like to keep it on a high note It's levels to it, you and I know, b**** be humble

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Who dat n**** thinking that he fronting on man man (man man) Get the f*** off my stage, I'm the sandman (sandman) Get the f*** off my d***, that ain't right I make a play f***ing up your whole life I'm so f***ing sick and tired of the Photoshop Show me something natural like afro on Richard Pryor Show me something natural like a** with some stretch marks Still will take you down right on your mamma's couch in polo socks, aye

This s*** way too crazy, aye You do not amaze me, aye I blew cool from AC, aye Obama just paged me, aye I don't fabricate it, aye Most of ya'll be faking, aye I stay modest bout it, aye She elaborate it, aye This that Grey Poupon, that Evian, that Ted Talk, aye Watch my soul speak, you let the meds talk, aye If I kill a n**** it won't be the alcohol, aye I'm the realest nigga after all, b**** be humble

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