GourdTales: Very Silly Songs! (97 Word Entertainment VHS release/99 Lyrick Studios VHS reprint) (transcript vision only)

This's an episode transcript for GourdTales: Very Silly Songs! on its 97 Word Entertainment and 99 Lyrick Studios VHS's.

97 W.E. VHS release:
(workout music begins to play)

Jerry Gourd (VeggieTales; original design ): Hey kids. I'm Jerry Gourd. Welcome to the very first GourdTales Workout video.

(Jerry begins to exercise)

Jerry: I hope you're ready to sweat, I know I am. Now hop to the left. Now hop to the right. And hop to the front, to the back, and one more time. Now if you don't have a trampoline at home, you can just use a couple of slinkies and an old rug.

(Jerry jumps on the trampoline)

Jerry: Now what you want to do is squeeze and jump, and squeeze and jump, and squeeze and jump, and squeeze and oh my!!! And squeeze and Ouch! And squeeze and oof! Jimmy!! Jimmy!!!

(Jerry begins to hit the cupboard above him over and over again and calls out to Jimmy)

(Jimmy walks on out)

Jimmy Gourd (VeggieTales; original design ): I think Jerry's a little confused. Actually, this is the very first GourdTales sing-along tape. What we're going to do is play some of our favorite GourdTales songs and put the words on the bottom of the screen... like this.

(Jimmy turns his head to the French Peas)

Jimmy: Alright boys, are you ready?

Mario: Si, signore Jimmy.

Luigi: We were born ready.

Mario: Here we go and a uno and a due.

(The Mario bros jump on Qwerty's keyboard to demonstrate the lyrics while Jimmy sings a song for example)

Jimmy: (singing) GourdTales, GourdTales, GourdTales, GourdTales... (speaking) See? It's just that easy! Just sing the words on the bottom of the screen.

(Jimmy realizes that the Mario bros keep typing while they're still on the keyboard)

Jimmy: (to the Mario bros) Alright guys that's enough. Guys? H-Hey bros? Bros!!!

Jerry: Jimmy! Hey Jimmy!

Toad: Oh I'm feeling woozy.

Jerry: Jimmy!

Jimmy: Roll tape! Oh bummer!

Mario: Mike! Stop this crazy thing!

(The workout tape ends and the first set of songs begin)

(First there's, GourdTales Theme Song (94-97), I Can Be Your Friend (from Are You My Neighbor?) , Dance of the Cucumber (from Jimmy, Berlioz & Jerry) , The Forgiveness Song (from God Wants Me to Forgive Them?!?) , The Water Buffalo Song (from Where's God When I'm S-Scared?) & God is Bigger (from Where's God When I'm S-Scared?) . But next for Jerry's Home Improvement video.)

Jerry: Hey kids. I'm Jerry Gourd. Welcome to the very first GourdTales Home Improvement video. I hope you're ready to gorilla wrench, I know I am.

(Jerry gets to fix the sink with a wrench.)

Jerry: What we're gonna do today is change that old leaky fixture on the sink. Were gonna replace it by a new one which will be quite attractive, and last for years to come.

(Before Jerry fixes it with a wrench)

Jerry: Oh, and by the way. It's important with any pluming job to shut off the water supply. So I had my assistant Bob turn off the water to the kitchen.

(When Jerry pushes the wrench really hard until Bob comes)

Bob the Tomato (VeggieTales in the House): Oh, you mean the kitchen sink?

(Water pops out of the sink with Jerry and Bob comes here on the countertop.)

Bob: I thought this was bathrooms and decks.

Jerry: Jimmy!!!

(The second Home Improvement tape ends and the second set of songs begin)

(Next there's Love My Lips (from Berlioz and the Giant Tiger), OH NO! (from Where's God When I'm S-Scared?) , Stand Up (from Jimmy, Berlioz & Jerry) and the Hairbrush Song (from Are You My Neighbor?) . Later, Jimmy tells them for the New and Improved Bunny Song.)

Jimmy: Now kids, we're gonna sing along with one of my favorite songs, The Bunny Song.

Mario: Signore Jimmy! We're not supposed to sing the Bunny Song!

Jimmy: Oh, thanks for putting that out Mario. But this is the New and Improved Bunny Song. This is the one were supposed to sing.

Mario: I see.

(Then later, there's The New and Improved Bunny Song (from Jimmy, Berlioz & Jerry) . But next for Jerry's Success Video.)

Jerry: Hey kids. I'm Jerry Gourd. Welcome to the very first GourdTales Success Video. Are you ready to make millions of dollars in real state with no money down, you know I am.

Jimmy: Jerry!

Jerry: Yeah Jimmy?

Jimmy: Don't you see? This is a Sing Along Video!

Jerry: Oh! A Sing Along Video. I love Sing Along Videos. That's where you put the words on the bottom of the screen so people can sing along at home, right?

Jimmy: Yep.

Jerry: Oh, the kids are gonna like that! What song should we do first?

Jimmy: Never mind.

Jerry: What? Hey, Jimmy. Guess what? I bought a whole chocolate factory with no money down.

Jimmy: You did what?

(Last for Success Video tape and the new song starts.)

(Finally, there's The Vikings Who Don't Do Anything. And that's the ending.)

99 L.S. VHS reprint:
(workout music begins to play)

Jerry Gourd (VeggieTales; original design ): Hey kids. I'm Jerry Gourd. Welcome to the very first GourdTales Workout video.

(Jerry begins to exercise)

Jerry: I hope you're ready to sweat, I know I am. Now hop to the left. Now hop to the right. And hop to the front, to the back, and one more time. Now if you don't have a trampoline at home, you can just use a couple of slinkies and an old rug.

(Jerry jumps on the trampoline)

Jerry: Now what you want to do is squeeze and jump, and squeeze and jump, and squeeze and jump, and squeeze and oh my!!! And squeeze and Ouch! And squeeze and oof! Jimmy!! Jimmy!!!

(Jerry begins to hit the cupboard above him over and over again and calls out to Jimmy)

(Jimmy walks on out)

Jimmy Gourd (VeggieTales; original design ): I think Jerry's a little confused. Actually, this is the very first GourdTales sing-along tape. What we're going to do is play some of our favorite GourdTales songs and put the words on the bottom of the screen... like this.

(Jimmy turns his head to the French Peas)

Jimmy: Alright boys, are you ready?

Mario: Si, signore Jimmy.

Luigi: We were born ready.

Mario: Here we go and a uno and a due.

(The Mario bros jump on Qwerty's keyboard to demonstrate the lyrics while Jimmy sings a song for example)

Jimmy: (singing) GourdTales, GourdTales, GourdTales, GourdTales... (speaking) See? It's just that easy! Just sing the words on the bottom of the screen.

(Jimmy realizes that the Mario bros keep typing while they're still on the keyboard)

Jimmy: (to the Mario bros) Alright guys that's enough. Guys? H-Hey bros? Bros!!!

Jerry: Jimmy! Hey Jimmy!

Toad: Oh I'm feeling woozy.

Jerry: Jimmy!

Jimmy: Roll tape! Oh bummer!

Mario: Mike! Stop this crazy thing!

(The workout tape ends and the first set of songs begin)

(First there's, GourdTales Theme Song (98-100), I Can Be Your Friend (from Are You My Neighbor?) , Dance of the Cucumber (from Jimmy, Berlioz & Jerry) , The Forgiveness Song (from God Wants Me to Forgive Them?!?) , The Water Buffalo Song (from Where's God When I'm S-Scared?) & God is Bigger (from Where's God When I'm S-Scared?) . But next for Jerry's Home Improvement video.)

Jerry: Hey kids. I'm Jerry Gourd. Welcome to the very first GourdTales Home Improvement video. I hope you're ready to gorilla wrench, I know I am.

(Jerry gets to fix the sink with a wrench.)

Jerry: What we're gonna do today is change that old leaky fixture on the sink. Were gonna replace it by a new one which will be quite attractive, and last for years to come.

(Before Jerry fixes it with a wrench)

Jerry: Oh, and by the way. It's important with any pluming job to shut off the water supply. So I had my assistant Bob turn off the water to the kitchen.

(When Jerry pushes the wrench really hard until Bob comes)

Bob the Tomato (VeggieTales in the House): Oh, you mean the kitchen sink?

(Water pops out of the sink with Jerry and Bob comes here on the countertop.)

Bob: I thought this was bathrooms and decks.

Jerry: Jimmy!!!

(The second Home Improvement tape ends and the second set of songs begin)

(Next there's Love My Lips (from Berlioz and the Giant Tiger), OH NO! (from Where's God When I'm S-Scared?) , Stand Up (from Jimmy, Berlioz & Jerry) and the Hairbrush Song (from Are You My Neighbor?) . Later, Jimmy tells them for the New and Improved Bunny Song.)

Jimmy: Now kids, we're gonna sing along with one of my favorite songs, The Bunny Song.

Mario: Signore Jimmy! We're not supposed to sing the Bunny Song!

Jimmy: Oh, thanks for putting that out Mario. But this is the New and Improved Bunny Song. This is the one were supposed to sing.

Mario: I see.

(Then later, there's The New and Improved Bunny Song (from Jimmy, Berlioz & Jerry) . But next for Jerry's Success Video.)

Jerry: Hey kids. I'm Jerry Gourd. Welcome to the very first GourdTales Success Video. Are you ready to make millions of dollars in real state with no money down, you know I am.

Jimmy: Jerry!

Jerry: Yeah Jimmy?

Jimmy: Don't you see? This is a Sing Along Video!

Jerry: Oh! A Sing Along Video. I love Sing Along Videos. That's where you put the words on the bottom of the screen so people can sing along at home, right?

Jimmy: Yep.

Jerry: Oh, the kids are gonna like that! What song should we do first?

Jimmy: Never mind.

Jerry: What? Hey, Jimmy. Guess what? I bought a whole chocolate factory with no money down.

Jimmy: You did what?

(Last for Success Video tape and the new song starts.)

(Finally, there's The Vikings Who Don't Do Anything. And that's the ending.)