A Decemberween Carol

A Decemberween Carol is the Homestar Runner movie.

Cast
Strong Bad as Scrooge

Homestar as Bob Cratchit

Marzipan as Emily Cratchit

The Cheat as Tiny Tim

Homsar as Peter Cratchit

Strong Sad as Fred

Strong Mad as Jacob Marley

Old-Timey Marzipan as The Ghost of Christmas Past

The King of Town as The Ghost of Christmas Present

Coach Z as The Ghost of Christmas Future/Yet to/To Come

Pom Pom and Bubs as The Charity Men

Fun Facts
Old-Timey Bubs plays Fezzywig.

All the ghosts are of Decemberween rather than Christmas.

Stinkoman and Pan Pan as The Grave Diggers.

Strong Sad lives in a grey house with a white roof and blue door.

All the characters live in seperate locations.

I transalate Pom Pom and The Cheat with uppercase letters.

Pom Pom plays the crab. Coach Z plays the turtle.

Story
When Strong Bad doesn't like Decemberween, he has a visit from The King, Coach Z and Marzipan in 1936!

Script
Strong Glad: It was Decemberween. Everyone was joyful. Well, almost everyone. That is Strong Bad, who hates Decemberween.

(Cut to computer room. Strong Bad is counting his 100 emails.)

Strong Sad: Happy Decemberween, Strong Bad!

Strong Bad: Who needs Decemberween?

Strong Sad: Everybody needs Decemberween!

Strong Bad: Not me, I hate Decemberween!

Homestar Runner: I'm ready to invite you to Bubs' on Decemberween!

Strong Bad: Good afternoon.

(Cut to Strong Bad's basement, he is sleeping.)

Strong Mad: THIS IS TIME FOR YOU TO WAKE UP, NOT REST!

Strong Bad: Why?

Strong Mad: YOU WILL BE VISITED BY THREE GHOSTS OF DECEMBERWEEN!

Strong Glad: In St. Pommi, he saw more ghosts to invade his life.

OT Marzipan: I'm the ghost of Decemberween paaaast.

Strong Bad: My past?

OT Marzipan: Yes. I need to show you Strong Sad's roof to see a movie with you.

(Cut to roof)

OT Marzipan: Here we aaaare.

Announcer: Strong Bad's Past.

OT Strong Bad: Soon, Decemberween will be mine!

OT Homestar: I can't tell if Strong Sad's here!

OT Strong Sad: My name is Sickly Saaaaaaaam.

OT Bubs: Hello, Sickly Sam! Come meet Sickly Sam!

(Everyone Old-timey shows up)

All: Hello!

OT Strong Bad: Stop! Give me the garlic!

(Cut to roof)

Strong Bad: You see?

(Cut to living room)

The King of Town: (offscreen) Ho, ho, ho! I'm behind you, Strong Bad! I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present!

(Cut to whole room and everyone is there both of them)

Strong Bad: You mean a Decemberween Present.

The King of Town: I'm the Ghost of Decemberween Present, as in "present day"!

Strong Bad: I'm better without going to the present. We are in the present.

The King of Town: Whatever. Just touch my robe.

(Cut to all the main characters except SB and KOT)

Strong Bad: Where are we?

The King of Town: This is the home of your butler, Homestar Runner!

Strong Bad: OK.

The Cheat: I'M HOME!

Homestar Runner: Hello, The Cheat! Did you bring me a present?

The Cheat: YES. HERE.

Homestar Runner: Oh, just what I always wanted! A piano!

(plays Bohemian Rhapsody)

(Cut to living room, Coach Z flies down to basement.)

Strong Bad: Is this the Ghost of Decemberween Yet To Come?

Coach Z: Yes. Here is the future.

(Cut to graveyard.)

Strong Bad: Oh; too bad. That was bad. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

(Cut to living room.)

Strong Bad: Oh. My smile! HAPPY DECEMBERWEEN, EVERYBLOODY!

All: YAY!

(Cut to Homestar.)

Homestar: This was the best Decemberween ever.

Strong Glad: The end.

(Book shuts)

Notes and Goofs
Strong Sad is Fred because I like both.

When Strong Bad arrives at the graveyard, his arm breaks off by mistake.

Signoff
Phew.