Grease nail polish/The Electric Fan (from At Home with Ernie and Bert)

Cast

 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie
 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert

Transcript
Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (writing a letter with a pencil) "Dear Mister Rogers, I wish you would send me ..."

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (entering) Boy, it's a hot one today, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be!

( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be doesn't answer)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be? Oh, he's writing a letter. I won't bother him.

(Louder)

I won't bother you, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be!

(Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be looks up, sighs, and continues writing)

I'll just get the electric fan and turn on some cool air.

(Gets the fan and turns it on)

Oh, there, that's better.

(Pause)

If some cool air feels good, I'll bet more cool air would feel even better.

(Turns it on higher; it's starting to get really breezy now!)

Oh, the more air this fan blows, the cooler I feel. I bet if I turned it on all the way, it'd get really cool!

(Does so, and papers start blowing around everywhere.)

Oh, wow!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!! The fan! Turn it off!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: What's that, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Turn the fan off!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: I can't hear you, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I said, TURN THE FAN OFF!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: TURN THE FAN OFF?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: TURN THE FAN OFF!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, okay. (Turns it off)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! ...

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Yes, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I HAVE BEEN SITTING OVER THERE, TRYING TO WRITE A LETTER, AND ALL YOU DO IS BOTHER ME WITH THAT FAN! I AM SO HOT AND BOTHERED!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: You're hot and bothered, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: YES, I AM HOT AND BOTHERED!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, I have just the thing for someone who's hot and bothered.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What's that?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Cool air, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be!

(Turns the fan on all the way. Papers blow around, and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be starts yelling.)