Sesame Street nail polish/Everyone Likes Ice Cream (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * I Love Trash as Green Anything Muppet frowning boy
 * Ah! Ah! Ah! as Purple Anything Muppet bespectacled boy
 * Don't Joke Me! as Betty Lou
 * Sing a Song as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Don't Joke Me!: I'd like to be a dancer, a dancing on my toes.

I Love Trash: I'd like to be a fireman, I'd squirt you with my hose!

Ah! Ah! Ah!: And I would be a sailor, and I'd sail the seven seas. But....

I Love Trash, Ah! Ah! Ah! and Don't Joke Me! : There is one thing special which everyone agrees.

Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.

I Love Trash: (spoken) Except me and I don't agree.

Don't Joke Me!: I'd like to have a kitten, all cuddly, soft and clean.

I Love Trash: I'd like to have a dragon, all big and tough and mean!

Ah! Ah! Ah!: And I would have a little mouse, I'd feed him lots of cheese, but...

I Love Trash, Ah! Ah! Ah! and Don't Joke Me! : There is one thing special which everyone agrees.

Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.

I Love Trash: (spoken) Except me, and I *still* don't agree.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Do you like ice cream?

I Love Trash: (begrudgingly) Uh, yes.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Then you agree.

Don't Joke Me!: I like to play with dolly, my dolly is so sweet

I Love Trash: I'd like to play football, our team cannot be beat

Ah! Ah! Ah!: And I'd go to the park and watch the birdies in the trees

I Love Trash: (sarcastically) Birdies.

Don't Joke Me!: Hmmmph!

I Love Trash, Ah! Ah! Ah! and Don't Joke Me! : There is one thing special which everyone agrees.

Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.

( Sing a Song approaches the trio)

I Love Trash: (nervously) Say, w..would you like an ice cream cone?

(hands him a fourth cone he suddenly happened to have)

Sing a Song: MAWRRRRRRRRRRRR....

I Love Trash, Ah! Ah! Ah! , Don't Joke Me! and Sing a Song : Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.