Who Framed Mordecai and Rigby trailer/Transcript

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Title: Stoick presents A Maroon Cartoon in Technicolor

Oliver: (making baby noises)

Duchess: Mommy's going to the beauty parlor, darling. But I'm leaving you with your favourite friends, Mordecai and Rigby. They're going to take very, very good care of you, because if they don't, they're going back to the science lab!

(Oliver crawls in the stove, making fire, and Mordecai and Rigby scream)

Mordecai: Don't burn yourself, Oliver!

(Mordecai and Rigby trip all over everything in the kitchen, and the refrigerator drops on Mordecai and Rigby's heads, and birds fly over their heads)

Grunkle Stan: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!

Oliver: What the hell was wrong with that take?

Grunkle Stan: Nothing with you, Oliver. You were great. You were perfect. You were better than perfect! It's Mordecai and Rigby, they keep blowing their lines! Mordecai and Rigby, what's this?

Mordecai: A tweeting bird.

Grunkle Stan: A tweeting bird? Mordecai, Rigby, read the script! Look what it says! It says "Blue jay and raccoon get klunked, blue jay and raccoon see stars"! Not birds, stars! Can we lose the playback please? Oh, you're killing me, killing me!

Oliver: For crying out loud, Mordecai and Rigby! How many times we have to do this damn scene?! Stan, I'll be in my trailer, taking a nap! Excuse me, toots!

Rigby: Please, Stan. We can give you stars. Just drop the refrigerator in our heads one more time!

Grunkle Stan: Rigby, I dropped it on your heads 23 times already!

Mordecai: I can take it. Don't worry about me.

Grunkle Stan: I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about the refrigerator!

(Mordecai and Rigby dance in the tavern)

Narrator: This is the tale of two up-and-coming movie stars named Mordecai and Rigby,

(Star and Marco spy on Margaret, CJ and Eileen)

Narrator: and two down-and-out private detectives

Skips: And stay out!

(Skips throws Star and Marco in the garbage)

Narrator: named Star and Marco.

Marco Diaz: Ooga-booga!

(Star and Marco look at Mordecai and Rigby sleeping on the bed together, and they all scream)

Narrator: Every moment they were together is a new adventure in trouble.

(Star and Marco catch Mordecai and Rigby and fall down on the ground with themselves)

Mordecai: Hide us, Star and Marco, please!

(Star and Marco hide Mordecai and Rigby in the drawer)

Narrator: It's a motion picture about friendship,

(Star and Marco try to push Mordecai and Rigby out of their office door)

Mordecai: Hey, Star and Marco, take it easy, will ya?

Rigby: Please, Star and Marco! Don't throw us out! You're making a big mistake!

Narrator: love,

(Mordecai and Rigby smooch Star and Marco on the lips)

Narrator: compassion,

Star Butterfly: Well, we're, we're sorry we yanked your ears.

Mordecai: All the time you yanked our ears.

Narrator: murder,

(Robert shoots Stoick in the office)

Jack Frost: Alistair Krei. The blue jay and the raccoon "cacked" him last night.

Rigby: Remember, you never saw us.

Narrator: sex,

Margaret: We do anything for our husbands, Star and Marco, anything.

Narrator: and violence.

Star Butterfly: No, but this does.

(Star and Marco kick Ludo in the crotch, propelling him into a vat of dip)

(A frying pan hits Mordecai and Rigby)

(Reirei runs into a wall)

Marco Diaz: Animals. Gets 'em every time.

Robert Callaghan: You wouldn't have any idea where the blue jay and the raccoon might be?

Star Butterfly: Another thing for blue jays and raccoons.

Oliver: The whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers.

Narrator: It's a comedy a little different

(Margaret and Eileen slap Star and Marco in the face)

(Oliver spanks Jackie and Oskar in the bottom)

Narrator: from all the rest.

(Star and Marco scream while looking in the mirror in pig costumes)

Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz: We're pigs!

Mordecai and Rigby: We're animals!

Margaret: We're not bad.

Eileen: We're just drawn that way.

(Star and Marco hide Mordecai and Rigby in their jackets)

Jackie Lynn Thomas: So tell me, Star and Marco, is that a blue jay and a raccoon in your pocket or are you two just happy to see us?

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Narrator: AnimatedFan195 Productions presents,

Mordecai: We animals may act idiotic,

Rigby: but we're not stupid!

(Some rocks fall on Mordecai and Rigby)

Title: Who Framed Mordecai and Rigby

Narrator: Who Framed Mordecai and Rigby.

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