Charlie Brown Gets Sued

Transcript
Lucy: C'mon, Charlie Brown. I'll hold the ball and you kick it.

Charlie Brown: NO!

Lucy: I'll hold it steady.

Charlie Brown: NO!

Lucy: Please?

Charlie Brown: NO!!

Lucy: (places the ball very tightly) There. That's about right.

Charlie Brown: (steps backward) This is the time I'm gonna kick that football clear to the moon! (runs to kick the ball)

Lucy: (pulls the ball away, and grins evilly) TAKE THAT!

Charlie Brown: AAAAAUUUGGGHH!

Linus: Freeze!

Charlie Brown: (falls flat on his back) Now what?!

Linus: Your hands! They get red paint on them!

Charlie Brown: Oh. But it's finger paint. I was finger painting at my backyard.

Linus: Just look at Lucy's hands, Charlie Brown!

Lucy: (gasps) My hands got paint as well?!

Charlie Brown: Yes.

Linus: Charlie Brown, you're under arrest!

Charlie Brown: But...

Linus: No buts!

(Two weeks later...)

Sally: And I saw that big beagle who had a red nose!

Charlie Brown: WHOOOOAAAA! That was lucky!

Sally: Then the pirates sang "YO-HO, YO-HO! A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!"

Charlie Brown: (imitates pirate) Arg, matey.

Sally: Then the little boy said "Eat your heart out, you guys!"

Charlie Brown: That's right, Sally. Go on.

(At 3:00 in the morning, Lucy's house...)

Lucy: I don't know about going to sleep lately... (yawns) I might wash my face.

Linus: Lucy, I want to watch TV.

Lucy: But I'm tired, Linus. All in a day's work... You can watch TV.

Linus: YAAAY!

Lucy: (lifts up the TV) This thing weighs a ton.

Linus: (pushes the button of the TV) There you go!

Man: (on TV) It was so sad. I'll miss you so much.

Woman: I know. (kisses the man)

Man: Sob. Weep-weep-weep.

Woman: Boo-hoo...

Linus: (sighs) This is the life.

(At Charlie Brown's house...)

Charlie Brown: I don't know about going for two weeks straight. I'm too bored.

Sally: What's wrong, big brother?

Charlie Brown: I was staying up late for a whole hour but it was 12:00 midnight. (yawns)

Sally: Here, Charlie Brown. Say your line.

Charlie Brown: Okay. (sighs) "I wish I could stay up very late. It was 4:00 in the morning, and I'm still awake. Very soon, I squeezed my teddy very tight, and fluffed my pillow. Finally, I do not sleep very much. I was ready to drift off to sleep." Thank you, Sally.

Sally: Don't mention it, big brother. Last one in is a rotten egg... (yawns)

(At 9:30 in the morning...)

Linus: Morning, Charlie Brown. Can I have my blanket?

Charlie Brown: Sure thing, Linus. Here. (gives the blanket)

Linus: Thank you, Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown: Oh, don't mention it.

Lucy: Oh, Charlie Brown! I got a football!

Charlie Brown: A football? Not again!

Lucy: AAAAAAHHHH!!! (we zoom into her mouth, ending the episode)

Air Date
June 22, 2012