Mr. Conductor's Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Based on the Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Movies and all those Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Series, Mr. Conductor’s Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a series featuring George Carlin and Alec Baldwin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have 2 Thomas stories. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-6 can be used. No stories from Season 7-present allowed.

Promo Video
thumb|left|500px|Promo Video by ThomasandMichael2 on Youtube

Intro for the Series
thumb|left|500px|The intro used for the series

Minor Guest Stars:

 * Horace A. Schemer
 * Robby the Robot [from Schemer's Robot] (in certain episodes that need him)
 * Big Bird [from Sesame Street]
 * The Sesame Street Muppets

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) Edward Helps Out

Quote 1

 * Spike: Um...Twilight.
 * Twilight Sparkle: What is it, Spike?
 * Spike: I don't wanna warn you, but there's a tiny man on the shelf.
 * (Mr. Conductor falls off the shelf)
 * Mr. Conductor: Goodness gracious! I didn't know library shelves could be so high. (He sees Twilight Sparkle) Oh, hello.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hello. Have we met?
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't think so. My name is Mr. Conductor.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hello. My name is Twilight Sparkle.
 * Mr. Conductor: It's nice to meet you. Hey, do you have time for me to tell a story?
 * Twilight Sparkle: As long as it doesn't take too long.
 * Mr. Conductor: Is five minutes okay?
 * Twilight Sparkle: I guess so.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well. This is a story about my friend Thomas the Tank Engine. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins)

Quote 2

 * Fluttershy: A tiny man? They can talk too?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I can. I'm Mr. Conductor.
 * Fluttershy: Hi Mr. Conductor. I'm Fluttershy. Do you have a story to tell me and Spike too?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure. I'll tell you about a friend of mine. He's a train engine.
 * Fluttershy: What's his name?
 * Mr. Conductor: Edward. And this story is about when Edward came out of his shed. (He blows his whisle and the story, Edward Helps Out begins)

Trivia

 * Thomas Gets Tricked is restored.
 * Edward Helps Out has the title card from the Thomas DVD Thomas & his Friends Help Out.

Episode
thumb|left|300px|Episode 1, Part 1thumb|right|300px|Episode 1, Part 2

thumb|left|300px|Episode 1 part 3

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Saves the Day
 * 2) Down the Mine

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Well done, ponies! It's very nice to help out a friend in need. On the Island of Sodor, the engines all say it makes you feel Really Useful. Well, let me tell you a story, and you'll see what I mean. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Saves the Day begins)
 * After the story...
 * Applejack: I reckon Thomas felt really important when he was pulling the Breakdown Train.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh no, he was worried about James. He wanted to help him. Just like you ponies wanted to help Twilight when she needed it.

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: You were very loyal, Rainbow. Just like Gordon was loyal to Thomas.
 * Rainbow Dash: Thomas? You mean the train engine?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. One time Thomas fell down a mine and...let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Down the Mine begins)
 * After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: Engines and ponies need help every once in a while, you know. Thomas had James and Gordon to help each other, just like you have Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Rainbow Dash to help you, Twilight.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Thanks for another story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure.

Trivia

 * Thomas Saves the Day has the title card from the Thomas DVD Best of Thomas.
 * Down the Mine has the title card from the Thomas DVD Best of Gordon.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (George Carlin)
 * 2) Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: It's quite an honor for Princess Celestia to give you those tickets, Twilight. The Grand Galloping Gala sounds like a lot of fun. Like the time when Edward and Trevor helped for the Vicar's Garden Party.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Who's Trevor?
 * Mr. Conductor: A friend of Edward's. He's a traction engine. I'll tell you what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Have you thought about who you're going to give the ticket to yet?
 * Twilight Sparkle: No, not yet. I have five friends and only two tickets. It's so hard to make everyone happy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, I'm sure things will work out for you. After all, didn't they work out for the engines on the Island of Sodor when a friend of theirs needed their help?
 * Spike: What do you mean, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I haven't told you about the time when Thomas and the other engines helped Mrs. Kyndley?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Who?
 * Mr. Conductor: Mrs. Kyndley -- Thomas's friend. Just listen. (He blows his whistle and the story, Make Someone Happy begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Cow on the Line
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Applejack sure knows how to handle cows. Better than most ponies or engines, I must say.
 * Pinkie Pie: Are there any cows on the Island of Sodor, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh indeed there are. Gordon and Henry had quite an experience with cows. I'll never forget it. Neither will they. I'll tell you all about it (He blows his whistle and the story, A Cow on the Line begins)

Quote 2

 * Applejack: Don't need no help from no pony!
 * Mr. Conductor: Um, Applejack...
 * Applejack: Don't need no help from no tiny conductor neither!
 * Twilight Sparkle: She's as stubborn as a mule. No offense.
 * Mule: None taken.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sure she'll learn her lesson eventually, just like Oliver learned his lesson when he first came to the Island of Sodor. Maybe I should tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Oliver Owns Up begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Steamroller
 * 2) Bulgy

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Doesn't Gilda seem kinda mean-looking to you, Pinkie?
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh don't be silly, Mr. C. I'm sure we'll get along just fine with her.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh sure you will. Just like Sir Handel could get along with a grumpy steamroller named George.
 * Pinkie Pie: Who are Sir Handel and George?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir Handel is an engine who's a bit conceited, kinda like Gordon, but smaller. And George is one of the most unfriendly road vehicles on the Island of Sodor.
 * Pinkie Pie: So what happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, Steamroller begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: I can't believe it!
 * Pinkie Pie: Me either. That Gilda needs to learn to be nice.
 * Mr. Conductor: I mean, I can't believe another road vehicle on the Island of Sodor has bullied another engine.
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, I thought you were talking about Gilda. Did you see the way she treated Fluttershy? That big meanie!
 * Mr. Conductor: Kinda like Bulgy when he was mean to Duck.
 * Pinkie Pie: Duck? There's an engine on the Island of Sodor named Duck?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, his name is Montague, but he likes Duck better. Anyway, I think it's time I told you about Bulgy. (He blows his whistle and the story, Bulgy begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 2) Bowled Out

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: That "Great and Powerful" Trixie seems very full of herself. Do you know who she would be good friends with? Diesel.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Diesel? Who's that?
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I haven't told you about the time when Sir Topham Hatt brought Diesel to the yard? I suppose I haven't. Very well. (He blows his whistle and the story, Pop Goes the Diesel begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: There's no way Trixie can vanquish an Ursa Major. The engines on the Island of Sodor could vanquish a snooty diesel though.
 * Twilight Sparkle: That wouldn't be the same diesel that helped Duck, would it?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, this one is another diesel. But this one was as bad as Diesel was. Well, let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Bowled Out begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out Henry!
 * 2) Henry to the Rescue

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: You look nervous, Fluttershy. What's the matter?
 * Fluttershy: No. Well, yes. I'm scared of the dragon. I can't go up to the mountains.
 * Mr. Conductor: That's kind of sad. Speaking of sad stories, today is my day to sit at the sob story booth on the Island of Sodor and listen to the engines' problems. Then I try to help them with their problems.
 * Fluttershy: Do any of the engines get scared, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure they do. In fact, I remember the time Henry the big green engine was scared of the rain and decided to stay in the tunnel. Now that's a very sad story indeed. (He blows his whistle and the story, Come Out Henry begins)
 * After the story...
 * Fluttershy: So Henry can't get out of the tunnel anymore? Oh dear. That was a sad story.
 * Mr. Conductor: There's more to the story. But my tale of Henry must wait, for now I must go on my sad, sad date.

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: (sobbing)
 * Twilight Sparkle: Excuse me, Mr. Conductor. Why are you crying?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh it's the sob stories I heard on the Island of Sodor. They were so sad. It was wonderful.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I don't get it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't get what? Sad stories can be wonderful, as long as there's a happy ending to them. After all, everyone likes a good cry now and then.
 * Fluttershy: Um, excuse me Mr. Conductor, um, but is there a happy ending to Henry's story?
 * Mr. Conductor: There sure was, Fluttershy. In fact, I'll tell you the happy ending right now. I just hope I don't wake the dragon up. (He blows his whistle and the story, Henry to the Rescue begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Time for Trouble (George Carlin)
 * 2) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: You know something, Twilight? Applejack and Rarity are just like Toby and James.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I know about James, Mr. Conductor. But who's Toby? And what does this have to do with Applejack and Rarity?
 * Mr. Conductor: Toby is a tram engine, and he and James don't get along very easily either. Well, let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Time for Trouble begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: If Applejack and Rarity don't get along with each other, they'll wind up like Donald and Douglas the Scottish Twins.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I don't know what you're talking about, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Donald and Douglas. They're twins from Scotland. I think I should tell you what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, Twin Trouble begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Rumors (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) The Diseasel (George Carlin)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: You ponies shouldn't believe rumors. Think of what happened to Thomas and his friends when they did that.
 * Apple Bloom: Thomas?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Thomas is a steam engine and a friend of Mr. Conductor's.
 * Mr. Conductor: She's right, Apple Bloom. And you other ponies should listen very carefully too. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Rumors begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: My whistle sounds funny. Just listen (He blows his whistle which sounds deeper than normal) Definitely out of tune.

Quote 3

 * Mr. Conductor: This incident reminds me of what happened to Bill, Ben and BoCo.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Who are Bill, Ben and BoCo?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you. (He blows his whistle and the story, The Diseasel begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Elizabeth the Vintage Quarry Truck
 * 2) Toby & the Flood

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Snow [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Terence the Tractor [told by George Carlin]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Home at Last
 * 2) Rock 'N' Roll

Quote 1:

 * Rainbow Dash: Tried that one... tried that one...
 * Apple Bloom: I'm doomed. Doomed! I'll never find sumth'n I'm good at.
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears] Hi Apple Bloom!
 * Apple Bloom: [sadly] Oh hi Mr. Conductor
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey what's got you down in the dumps kid?
 * Apple Bloom: Well i don't have my cutie mark yet & Diamond Tiara is teasin' me about it she's a boast foal! [boastful]
 * Mr. Conductor: Hmm, sounds like she reminds me of Duncan.
 * Apple Bloom: Duncan?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yeah, Duncan was a boastful engine too when he first came to the island after Peter Sam's accident i'll tell you all about it. [He blows his whistle and the story, Home At Last begins]

Quote 2:

 * Apple Bloom: So I was thinking, now that we're friends... I mean, we are friends, right?
 * Scootaloo: How could we not be? We're totally alike. We don't have cutie marks, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon drive us crazy--
 * Sweetie Belle: Totally crazy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed you know those two ponies could learn a lot from Duncan after his little "Rock & Roll" session on the Island of Sodor.
 * Scootaloo: Who's Duncan?
 * Sweetie Belle: And what's the Island of Sodor?
 * Apple Bloom: Duncan is a troublesome engine and the Island of Sodor is a magical place where Mr. Conductor visits so tell us what happened to Duncan Mr. C!
 * Mr. Conductor: I will! [He blows his whistle and the story, Rock 'N' Roll begins]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James & the Trouble with Trees [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) No Joke for James [told by George Carlin]

Quote 1:

 * Applejack: Okay, sure. Why not? Since you're up for it and all. Just don't make them too... froufrou-y.
 * Rarity: Deal!
 * [The Mr. Conductor appeared on Rarity's shelf]
 * Mr. Conductor: Well i'm here to work! what's our first step?
 * Rarity: Well your first step Mr. Conductor is to watch out for that old shelf it hasn't been properly...
 * [then Mr. Conductor slipped on the shelf]
 * Rarity: Nailed in.
 * Twilight: Are you all right Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: All right? i appear for work & fall off a shelf i've had better jobs i'll tell ya!
 * Applejack: So what's Mr. Conductor doing here Rarity?
 * Rarity: Mr. Conductor's my little assitant for making the dresses today i do need the extra help even if it is small no offense, Mr. Conductor.
 * ,Mr. Conductor: It's ok.

Trivia

 * A Special new version of the song If Everyone Did a Little is used using clips from the original song, Thomas The Tank Engine, Jay Jay the Jet Plane [model version], Theodore Tugboat & TUGS.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Baa! [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Special Attraction [told by George Carlin]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves a Point
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race

Quote 1:

 * Billy: Yeah, you should forget the sonic rainboom and just get yourself some wings like these!
 * Billy, Hoops, & Score: [laughs]
 * Billy: [to Rarity] Say Madame you should meet our flight trainer he's a real hoot!
 * Hoops: Yeah! real hoot!
 * Rarity: Trainer you say? who might that be?
 * Schemer (voice only): Team?
 * Mr. Conductor: [realizing] uh-oh! [disappears]
 * [then out came Schemer in his coach outfit from Field Day]
 * Schemer: LET THE GAMES BEGIN! [trips & falls over as the ponies look at him with annoyed faces] hello there everyone! my name is Horace A. Schemer founder of Schemer's Arcade, trainer of pegasus horsies and the supreme financer of nickels!
 * Rarity: My! talk about class for one big human!
 * Rainbow Dash: wait how are you even staying up here in the clouds here in Cloudsdale?
 * Schemer: Let's just say... i eat a lot of marshmallows. [wheezing laughter]

Quote 2:

 * Rainbow Dash: I can't do this, Mr. C. Rarity's gonna win with wings like hers.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you certainly won't win with that attitude. Imagine if Thomas had felt like that in his famous race against Bertie.
 * Rainbow Dash: Did Thomas win?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and Bertie's Great Race begins)
 * After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: After the race, Thomas and Bertie became even faster friends. Get it? That's a joke. Race? Faster friends.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I guess so.
 * Mr. Conductor: Come on, Rainbow. If you believe you can do a sonic rainboom, you can do it. After all, even if you lose the competition, you'll still be a winner.
 * Rainbow Dash: What do you mean?
 * Mr. Conductor: Why don't you take a look in this magic bubble and see what I mean? (The magic bubble zooms in and the music video, Everyone's a Winner begins)

Trivia

 * A special new version of the song Everyone's a Winner is used using clips from the original song, Thomas the Tank Engine, Jay Jay the Jet Plane [model version], Theodore Tugboat and TUGS.

Notes

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Percy and the Haunted Mine [told by Alec Baldwin]

Trivia

 * A Special new version of the song What Am I Afraid of? is used with clips from the original song, Thomas the Tank Engine, Jay Jay the Jet Plane [model version], Theodore Tugboat and TUGS.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Michael Angelis.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Jack Jumps In [told by Michael Angelis] [US version]
 * 2) A Friend in Need [told by Michael Angelis] [US version]

Quote 1:

 * Applejack: Well okay then! Sounds like you have a plan. I gotta, uh... Leave no apple unpicked! See y'all later!
 * [then Mr. Conductor [GC] appeared]
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Hi there Crusaders! what's up?
 * Apple Bloom: Howdy Mr. Conductor we were just about to go out & find our Cutie Marks.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Oh yeah that's definatly why you're called the Cutie Mark Crusaders of course say would you ponies like to meet my cousin?
 * Cutie Mark Crusaders: cousin?
 * Scootaloo: You never told us about any cousin.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: I didn't? oh yeah that's right well he's pretty fun luckily he was able to come by from the North Pole this week so ponies here is my cousin Mr. Conductor!
 * [then another Mr. Conductor with a darker beard came in]
 * Mr. Conductor [RS]: How do you do? i'm Mr. Conductor i gather from my cousin that you're the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
 * Sweetie Belle: Well yes so you're also named Mr. Conductor sir?
 * Mr. Conductor [RS]: That i am little white pony.
 * Sweetie Belle: Talk about Family Resemblence.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: You see like the Apple Family my family the Conductor Family has been living around the Indian Valley Railroad ever since it was made.
 * Mr. Conductor [RS]: And that it has my dear cousin speaking of things being made i have a story about a friend of mine named Jack the Front Loader.
 * Scootaloo: Jack?
 * Apple Bloom: The Front Loader?
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Why don't you go ahead & tell this one Cuz?
 * Mr. Conductor [RS]: [takes out drumsticks] With pleasure. [taps the drumsticks and the story, Jack Jumps In begins]

Trivia:

 * Mr. Conductor [George Carlin]'s cousin Mr. Conductor [Ringo Starr] guest stars in this episode alongside his cousin

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Stepney Gets Lost [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Woolly Bear [told by George Carlin]

Quote 1:

 * Fluttershy: Oh, those scary monsters popping up everywhere.
 * Mr. Conductor: Those diamond dogs remind me of those troublesome diesel engine twins on the Island of Sodor!
 * Rainbow Dash: you never told us about any diesel engine twins!
 * Fluttershy: Who are they anyway?
 * Mr. Conductor: They're called Iron 'Arry & Iron Bert & they caused some real trouble with Stepney one time! i'll tell you all about it. [He blows his whistle and the story, Stepney Gets Lost begins]

Quote 2:

 * Everypony: [gasp]
 * Pinkie Pie: Holy Moly, that's a lotta holeys.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Come on, girls! Let's get started.
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears wearing a doctor's jacket with a medical bag] did someone have an accident? i got here as fast as i could!
 * Spike: Mr. Conductor! i'm glad you're here! Rarity has been taken by some creepy creatures called Diamond Dogs!
 * Mr. Conductor: Diamond Dogs? oh no
 * Fluttershy: you know about them Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: well of course i do! they're troublesome dogs who have been enemies to the Conductor Family for years they always plot to take our gold dust is this where they live?
 * Spike: yes! these holes have been caused by those Diamond Dogs!
 * Mr. Conductor: oh my and they took Rarity?
 * Twilight: yes i'm going to take a look down one of these holes [looks over the hole & calls down] Hello!

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Special Funnel [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Buffer Bother [told by Alec Baldwin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry's Forest
 * 2) You Can't Win

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Meets the Queen [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Horrid Lorry [told by Alec Baldwin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Rusty to the Rescue
 * 2) Thomas & Stepney

Quote 1:

 * Scootaloo: Wait, wait, wait. What happened to Rainbow Dash? What about the race?
 * Fluttershy: Oh. Well, I wasn't there, so I don't really know what happened.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know Fluttershy your story about how Rainbow Dash defended you reminds me of the time when Stepney was rescued from scrap by Rusty the Little Diesel Engine
 * Fluttershy: Really? what happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well just listen here ponies.
 * Scootaloo: Do we really have the time for this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Just wait, Scootaloo. [Blows his whistle and the story, Rusty to the Rescue begins]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Passengers & Polish
 * 2) Gallant Old Engine

Quote 1:

 * Spike: Gosh. You guys are embarrassing me. Stop it. [pause] Twilight, your turn.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Spike, that's enough.
 * Spike: All right. That's enough.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know starry nights like these can remind me of wishes a lot like what i've got in this Magic Bubble. [the Magic Bubble zooms in & the music video Help your Wish Along begins]

Trivia:

 * A Special new version of the song Help your Wish Along is used using clips from the original song, Thomas The Tank Engine, Jay Jay the Jet Plane [model version], Theodore Tugboat & TUGS.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Big Surprise for Percy [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Double Trouble [told by George Carlin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Happy Ever After [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Thomas & the Special Letter [told by George Carlin]

Trivia:

 * The Jukebox Band make a guest appearance in this episode

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Cranky Bugs
 * 2) Middle Engine

Trivia:

 * This episode features the first time the Evil double of Mr. Conductor tells a story when he tells the story Middle Engine

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) No Sleep for Cranky [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Bulldog [told by George Carlin]

Trivia:

 * A Special new version of the song Bad Guy is used using clips from the original song, Thomas The Tank Engine, Jay Jay the Jet Plane [model version], Theodore Tugboat & TUGS.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas & the Conductor
 * 2) Wrong Road

Trivia:

 * The Season 2 version of the Mr. Conductor's Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic intro is used from this episode onwards

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Scaredy Engines [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Percy's Ghostly Trick [told by George Carlin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Train Stops Play
 * 2) One Good Turn

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Big Day For Thomas
 * 2) The Runaway

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon & the Gremlin [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Henry & the Elephant [told by George Carlin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The World's Strongest Engine
 * 2) James & the Red Balloon

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon & the Famous Visitor [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Thomas, Percy & the Squeak [told by Alec Baldwin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The Fogman [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Tender Engines [told by George Carlin]

Quote 1:

 * Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy? Fluttershy!?
 * Fluttershy: I'm up here!
 * Twilight Sparkle: What happened?
 * Fluttershy: I was helping my squirrel friends with a dance step, and all of a sudden, a giant, rampaging d-d-d-dragon stormed through!
 * Twilight Sparkle: That was Spike!
 * Fluttershy: Spike? But why would Spike steal my chicken coop? He just pulled it out of the ground and filled it with a bunch of apples and stuff!
 * Mr. Conductor: [runs into the scene] HELP! HELP! SOMEONE!
 * Twilight: Mr. Conductor! what happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: Some giant purple & green monster came out of nowhere & took my whistle! i can't tell my stories without it!
 * Twilight: That was Spike! he must've taken your whistle!
 * Mr. Conductor: That was Spike? what happened to him?!
 * Twilight: He's getting greedy & turning into a monster because of it!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh my, he's not the only one to be in a mess after being greedy, in fact, Gordon & Henry had the same problem only with coal & tenders i could tell you but i need my whistle for it! i need to look for an alternative! [looks around in his pockets]
 * Applejack: Aren't you gonna tell us the story?
 * Mr. Conductor: I will tell you! [then Mr. Conductor uses his fingers for a whistle and the story, Tender Engines begins]

Trivia:

 * When Mr. Conductor's whistle gets taken by Spike Mr. Conductor uses an alternative to tell the story Tender Engines.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree
 * 2) Thomas' Christmas Party

Trivia:

 * When the story Thomas' Christmas Party is told the story is used as an intermission to the Hearth's Warming Eve play.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Toby the Tram Engine
 * 2) Thomas Breaks the Rules

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Salty's Secret [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Percy, James & the Fruitful Day [told by George Carlin]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Granpuff
 * 2) Sleeping Beauty

See Also:

 * Twilight Sparkle's Adventures in Shining Time Station
 * Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales of Equestria
 * Thomas & Friends US VHS/DVD Ideas (based on episodes from MCAOMLPFIM)