Toon Disney/Thomas and Friends Season 1

Toon Disney/Thomas and Friends Season 1 is Pikachufreak's parody idea. This is all of Season 1 narrated in UK Format by Ringo Starr.

Cast

 * 1) Jake Long as Thomas (Dante Basco)
 * 2) Kuzco as Edward (J.P. Manoux)
 * 3) Kick Buttowski as Henry (Charlie Schlatter)
 * 4) Aldrin Pesky as Gordon (David Kaufman)
 * 5) Randy Cunningham as James (Ben Schwartz)
 * 6) Todd Daring as Percy (Nancy Cartwright)
 * 7) Milo Murphy as Toby (Weird Al Yankovic)
 * 8) Winnie The Pooh as Bertie (Jim Cummings)
 * 9) Sebastian the Crab as Terence (Samuel E. Wright)
 * 10) Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen as Annie and Clarabel (Themselves)
 * 11) Sara Murphy as Henrietta (Kate Micucci)
 * 12) Mike Chilton as The Fat Controller (Reid Scott)
 * 13) Julie Kane as Lady Hatt (Kate Micucci)
 * 14) Dipper and Mabel Pines as Stephen and Bridget Hatt (Jason Ritter and Kristen Schaal)
 * 15) Queen Delightful as Mrs. Kyndley (Leigh-Allyn Baker)
 * 16) Flowers as Coaches
 * 17) Pirates as Troublesome Trucks

Episodes

 * 1) Jake and Aldrin
 * 2) Kuzco and Aldrin
 * 3) The Sad Story of Kick
 * 4) Kuzco, Aldrin and Kick
 * 5) Jake's Flowers
 * 6) Jake and The Pirates
 * 7) Jake and The Breakdown Crane
 * 8) Randy and The Flowers
 * 9) Troublesome Pirates
 * 10) Randy and The Express
 * 11) Jake and The Guard
 * 12) Jake Goes Fishing
 * 13) Jake, Sebastian and The Snow
 * 14) Jake and Pooh
 * 15) Disney Characters and Turntables
 * 16) Trouble In The House
 * 17) Todd Runs Away
 * 18) Medicine
 * 19) The Flying Kipper
 * 20) Yelling and Sneezes
 * 21) Milo and The Stout Gentleman
 * 22) Jake In Trouble
 * 23) Dirty Objects
 * 24) Off The Road
 * 25) Down The Mine
 * 26) Jake's Christmas Party

Jake and Aldrin

 * Ringo Starr: Jake is an American Dragon who lives in a big town on the land of Disney. He's a cheeky little character with black spiky hair, a red long sleeved shirt, blue shorts and black and white shoes. He's a fussy little character too. Always pulling coaches about ready for the big characters can take on long journeys. And when trains come in, he pulls the empty coaches away so that the big engines can go on rest. Jake thinks no character works has hard as he does. He loves playing tricks on them, including Aldrin the biggest and proudest character of all. Jake likes whistling rudely at him.
 * Jake: Wake up, lazybones. Why don't you work hard like me?
 * Ringo Starr: One day after pulling the big express, Aldrin had arrived back on the sidings very tired. He was just going to sleep when Jake came up in his cheeky way.
 * Jake: Wake up, lazybones. Do some hard work for a change. You can't catch me!
 * Ringo Starr: And off he ran laughing. Instead of going to sleep again, Aldrin thought how he can back at Jake. One morning, Jake wouldn't wake up. His driver and fireman couldn't make him start. His fire went out and there was not enough steam. It was nearly time for the express. People are waiting, but the coaches weren't ready. At last, Jake started.
 * Jake: Oh dear, oh dear!
 * Ringo Starr: He yawned. He fussed into the station where Aldrin was waiting.
 * Aldrin: Hurry up, you!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Aldrin.
 * Jake: Hurry yourself.
 * Ringo Starr: Replied Jake. Aldrin began making his plan.
 * Aldrin: Yes.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Aldrin.
 * Aldrin: I will.
 * Ringo Starr: And almost before the coaches had stopped moving, Aldrin reversed quickly and was coupled to the train.
 * Aldrin: Get in quickly, please!
 * Ringo Starr: He whistled. Jake usually pushed behind the big trains to help them start, but he was always uncoupled first. This time, Jordan start so quickly they forgot to uncouple Jake. Aldrin's chance had come.
 * Aldrin: Come on, come on!
 * Ringo Starr: Puffed Aldrin to the coaches. The train went faster and faster. Too fast for Jake, he wanted to stop, but he couldn't.
 * Jake: Peep peep! Stop, stop!
 * Aldrin: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
 * Ringo Starr: Laughed Aldrin.
 * Coaches: You can't get away, you can't get away!
 * Ringo Starr: Laughed the coaches. Poor Jake was going faster than he had ever gone before. He was out of breath and his feet hurt him, but he had to go on.
 * Jake: I shall never be the same again.
 * Ringo Starr: He thought sadly.
 * Jake: My feet will be quite worn out.
 * (Aldrin continues to speed ahead)
 * Ringo Starr: At last, they stopped at the station. Jake was uncoupled and he felt very silly and exhausted. Next he went on to the turntable thinking of everyone laughing at him.
 * (Jake is on the turntable as it turns around)
 * Ringo Starr: And then he ran on to a siding out of the way.
 * Aldrin: Well, little Jake.
 * Ringo Starr: Chuckled Aldrin.
 * Aldrin: Now you know what hard work means, don't you?
 * Ringo Starr: Poor Jake couldn't answer. He had no breath. He just puffed slowly away to rest and had a long, long drink. He went home very slowly and was careful afterwards never to be cheeky to Aldrin again.

Kuzco and Aldrin

 * Ringo Starr: One day, Kuzco was in the library where he lived with the other Disney characters. They were all bigger than Kuzco and boasted about it.
 * Aldrin: The driver won't choose you again.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Aldrin.
 * Aldrin: He wants strong characters like us.
 * Ringo Starr: But the driver and fireman felt sorry for Kuzco.
 * Driver: Would you like to come out today?
 * Kuzco: Oh yes, please.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Kuzco. So they lit his fire, made lots of steam and Kuzco puff away. The other characters were very cross of being left behind. Kuzco worked hard all day. The coaches thought he was very kind and the driver was very pleased.
 * Kuzco: I'm going out again tomorrow.
 * Ringo Starr: Kuzco told the other characters that night.
 * Kuzco: What do you think at that?
 * Ringo Starr: But he didn't hear what they thought, for he was so tired and happy that he fell asleep at once. Next morning, Kuzco woke up to find nothing had change. Aldrin was still boating.
 * Aldrin: You watch me, little Kuzco, as I rush through with the express. That will be a splendid sight for you. Goodbye, little Kuzco. Look out for me this afternoon.
 * Ringo Starr: Kuzco went off to do some shunting. Kuzco like shunting. It was fun playing with Pirates. He would come out quietly and gave them a push. Then he would stop, and the silly Pirates will go bump into the each other.
 * Pirates: Oh!
 * Ringo Starr: They cried.
 * Pirates: Whatever is happening?
 * Ringo Starr: Kuzco played till there were no more Pirates. Then he stopped to rest. Presently, he heard a whistle. Aldrin was very cross. Instead of pulling shiny new coaches, he was pulling a very dirty Pirates.
 * Aldrin: A goods train, a goods train, a goods train!
 * Ringo Starr: He grumbled.
 * Aldrin: The shame of it, the shame of it, oh, the shame of it!
 * Ringo Starr: Kuzco laughed and went to find some more Pirates. Then, there was trouble.
 * Porter: Aldrin can't get up the hill.
 * Ringo Starr: The porter called to Kuzco's Driver.
 * Porter: Will you take Kuzco and push him please?
 * Ringo Starr: They found Aldrin halfway up, and very cross. His driver and fireman were talking to him severely.
 * Driver: You're not trying.
 * Aldrin: I can't do it!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Aldrin.
 * Aldrin: The noisy Pirates hold a character back so!
 * Ringo Starr: Kuzco's driver came up.
 * Driver: We've come to push.
 * Aldrin: No use at all!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Aldrin.
 * Driver: You wait and see.
 * Ringo Starr: Replied Kuzco's driver. They brought the train back to the bottom of the hill.
 * Kuzco: I'm ready.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Kuzco.
 * Aldrin: No good.
 * Ringo Starr: Grumbled Aldrin. They pulled and pushed as hard as they could.
 * Aldrin: I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it!
 * Ringo Starr: Puffed Aldrin.
 * Kuzco: I will do it, I will do it, I will do it!
 * Ringo Starr: Puffed Kuzco. Kuzco pushed and puffed and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could. And almost before he realized it, Aldrin found himself at the top of the hill.
 * Aldrin: I've done it, I've done it, I've done it!
 * Ringo Starr: He said proudly. He forgot all about kind Kuzco and didn't say thank you. Kuzco was left out of breath and far behind. He ran off to the next station and there he found that the driver and fireman were very pleased with him. The fireman gave him a nice long drink and the driver said...
 * Driver: I'll get out my paint tomorrow, and give you your beautiful coat of blue with red stripes, then you'll be the smartest character in the shed.

The Sad Story of Kick

 * Ringo Starr: Once a daredevil carrying some flowers was afraid of a few drops of rain. It went into a tunnel and squeaked through its funnel, and wouldn't come out again. The character's name is Kick. His driver and fireman argued with him, but he would not move.
 * Kick: The rain would spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes.
 * Ringo Starr: He said.
 * (The guard's whistle blowing)
 * Ringo Starr: The guard blew his whistle till he had no more breath, and waved his flag till his arms ached, but Kick still stayed in the tunnel and blew steam at him.
 * Kick: I'm not going to spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes for you.
 * Ringo Starr: Then, along came Mike Chilton, the man of charge of all the characters of Disney. They called him the former leader of the burners.
 * Mike: We will pull you out.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Mike. But Kick only blew steam at him. Everyone pulled except Mike.
 * Mike: Because... (clears his throat)
 * Ringo Starr: He said.
 * Mike: ...my doctor has forbidden me to pull.
 * Ringo Starr: But still, Kick stayed in the tunnel. Then, they tried pushing from the other end. Mike said...
 * Mike: One, two, three, push!
 * Ringo Starr: ...but he didn't help.
 * Mike: (clears his throat again) My doctor has forbidden me to push.
 * Ringo Starr: He said. They pushed, and pushed, and pushed, but still, Kick stayed in the tunnel. At last, Jake came along. The guard waved his red flag and stopped him. Everyone argued with Kick.
 * Everyone: Look, it has stopped raining.
 * Ringo Starr: They said.
 * Kick: Yes, but it will began again soon.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Kick.
 * Kick: And what will become with green paint with red stripes then?
 * (Jake arrives at that moment)
 * Ringo Starr: Jake pushed and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could.
 * (Jake attempts to push)
 * Ringo Starr: But still Kick stayed in the tunnel.
 * (Jake continues to push but fails)
 * Ringo Starr: Eventually, even Mike Chilton gave up.
 * Mike: We shall take away your rails...
 * Ringo Starr: He said.
 * Mike: ...and leave you here for always and always and always.
 * Ringo Starr: They took up the old rails, and built a wall in front of himself, so that Kick couldn't get out of the tunnel anymore.
 * (Everyone locks Kick in the tunnel with bricks)
 * Ringo Starr: All he could do was to watch the trains rushing through the other tunnel. He was very sad, because he thought no one would see his lovely green paint and red stripes again. As time went on, Kuzco and Aldrin would often pass by. Kuzco would say...
 * Kuzco: Peep, peep! Hello!
 * Ringo Starr: And Aldrin would say...
 * Aldrin: Boop, boop, boop! Serves you right!
 * Ringo Starr: Poor Kick had no steam to answer. His fire had gone out. Soot and dirt from the tunnel had spoilt his lovely green paint with red stripes anyway. He wondered if he would ever be allowed to pull trains again. But I think he deserved his punishment, don't you?

List of Other Toon Disney/Thomas Season parodies

 * Toon Disney/Thomas and Friends Season 2
 * Toon Disney/Thomas and Friends Season 3
 * Toon Disney/Thomas and Friends Season 4
 * Toon Disney/Thomas and Friends Season 5
 * Toon Disney/Thomas and Friends Season 6
 * Toon Disney/Thomas and Friends Season 7