Bulls Eyes (Pongo and Friends episode)

Bulls Eyes is the twenty-first episode of the fourth season of Pongo the Dalmatian and Friends, and the ninety-ninth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * Friar Tuck (from Robin Hood) as Toby
 * Cruella DeVil (from 101 Dalmatians) as Daisy
 * Constable Jones (from Mary Poppins) as The Dryaw Policeman
 * Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James (cameo)
 * Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Percy (cameo)
 * Michael Banks (from Mary Poppins) as Stephen Hatt (cameo)
 * Alan-a-Dale (from Robin Hood) as Jem Cole (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Friar Tuck has a cowcatcher. It helps to prevent animals from getting hurt if they should stray onto the path.

Cruella DeVil thought Friar Tuck's cowcatcher was silly."

Cruella DeVil: "You're afraid of getting hurt yourself."

Narrator: "She flounced."

Friar Tuck: "I'm not!"

Narrator: "Huffed Friar Tuck."

Cruella DeVil: "You are! I've not got stupid cowcatchers, but I'm not frighten! I just shout, and they all go away."

Friar Tuck: "But they don't."

Narrator: "Said Friar Tuck simply."

Cruella DeVil: "They would with me. Animals always run if you shout and look them in the eye."

Friar Tuck: "Even bulls?"

Cruella DeVil: "Even bulls."

Narrator: "Said Cruella.

Cruella had never met a bull, but she purred away quite unconcerned

She shouted at a farm crossing, and a horse and cart halted while she went by."

Cruella DeVil: "Pooh!"

Narrator: "She said."

Cruella DeVil: "It's easy. I just shout, and they all stand aside. Poor little Friar Tuck. I'm sorry he's frightened."

Narrator: "At the next station, Constable Jones was waiting."

Constable Jones: "There's a bull on the path."

Narrator: "He warned."

Constable Jones: "Please persuade it to return to the farmer."

Narrator: "Cruella was excited."

Cruella DeVil: "Now,"

Narrator: "She thought."

Cruella DeVil: "I’ll show Friar Tuck how to manage bulls."

Narrator: "Champion isn't really a fierce bull, but this morning he was cross. He'd strayed from his field, crash through a fence, slithered down a slope and now he didn’t know where he was.

Suddenly, he saw some grass."

Champion: "Now for my breakfast."

Narrator: "He thought."

Cruella DeVil: "Oooh, oooh, oooh!"

Narrator: "Said Cruella."

Cruella DeVil: "Go on!"

Narrator: "Champion was too busy chomping to take any notice."

Cruella DeVil: "Oooh, oooh! Oooh, oooh!"

Narrator: "Said Cruella again. Champion kept grazing."

Cruella DeVil: "This is all wrong."

Narrator: "Thought Cruella."

Cruella DeVil: "How can I look him in the eye if he won't turn around?"

Narrator: "At last, he did."

Champion: "Moo!"

Narrator: "Said Champion."

Cruella DeVil: "Uh, oh!"

Narrator: "Murmured Cruella."

Cruella DeVil: "Why doesn't he run away?"

Cruella DeVil's Driver: "Go on, Cruella!"

Narrator: "Said her driver."

Cruella DeVil's Driver: "He's harmless."

Cruella DeVil: "Yes."

Narrator: "Said Cruella DeVil unhappily."

Cruella DeVil: "You know he's harmless, and I know he's harmless. But does he know? Look at his horns. If I bump into him, he might hurt me, uh, then, uh, the farmer wouldn't like that."

Narrator: "Champion sniffed at Cruella."

Cruella DeVil: "Oh!"

Narrator: "Said Cruella, and that was that. Cruella did no more.

Friar Tuck was bemused and amused to see her back at the station so soon."

Friar Tuck: "Bulls always listen if you call and look them in the eye, eh Cruella?"

Narrator: "Cruella stayed silent."

Friar Tuck: "Ah, well."

Narrator: "Continued Friar Tuck."

Friar Tuck: "We can live and learn. I'd better chase him away for you I suppose."

Narrator: "He clanked away to find Champion.

Friar Tuck ranged his bell and blew his whistle, but Champion took no notice.

Then Friar Tuck kicked the ground loudly. That did the trick. Friar Tuck kicked a little more. And breakfast over, Champion chuntered away to join the farmer.

Cruella was feeling exhausted. She was glad when her day's work was over. Some boys were on the platform."

Boy: "Look Cruella!"

Narrator: "One teased."

Boy: "I've got some sweets, they’re called Bulls Eyes. I like them, do you?"

Cruella DeVil: "Humph!"

Narrator: "Said Cruella."

Cruella DeVil: "Keep your own bulls eyes!"

Narrator: "And she scuttled to her house."