Scratch That - Reverse It

Alcohol has a Mario problem. It can't keep away from him.

Mario does not get frostbite. Mario bites frost

Room 101 fears Mario.

Room 101 has learned to love Mario.

However the R101 burst into flames because it ignored his H&S advice.

Alcohol has a Mario problem. It can't keep away from him.

The Freemasons, after having been invited, actually have to go through an initiation ceremony to join the Marios.