Christmas Specials/Rub Your Tummy (from Music Maker)

Cast

 * Squidward Tentacles (from SpongeBob SquarePants: Christmas Who?) as Bert

Lyrics
Squidward Tentacles: (singing) Rub your tummy (yeah!), just like this Rub it all day long! (Go, Squidward! (laughing)) Rub your tummy, rub it hard While we sing our song (Here we go!) Rub, rub, rubba, rub Rub, rub, rubba, rub Rub, rub, rubba, rub Rub, rub, rubba, rub Rub, rub, rubba, rub, rub Play and sing along (spoken) I'm sorry. I cannot be quiet, but I love doing this so much.

(singing) Rub your tummy, pat your head! Play and sing along- (Come on!) As we sing our very, very Merry silly song (laughing)

Pat your head, just like this (Yeah!) Pat it all day long! (Come on!) Pat your head, but not too hard And sing our silly song (Boy, I love this part!) Pat, pat, patta, pat Pat, pat, patta, pat Pat, pat, patta, pat Pat, pat, patta, pat Pat, pat, patta, pat, pat Sing our silly song

(spoken) Oh, boy. I'm gonna have lunch and then I'm gonna pat and rub all over again. (laughing) Maybe when we have lunch.