Peanuts/Song Title (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Schroeder as Mr. Munch
 * Linus van Pelt as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Charlie Brown as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Lucy van Pelt as Helen Henny
 * Pig-Pen as Pasqually

Lyrics
Schroeder: Oh, Linus. It's hopeless. Charlie Brown needs this new song today and we've got nothing.

Linus van Pelt: Come on, Schroeder. We can't give up!

Schroeder: Oh, what are we going to do?

Charlie Brown: Hey, guys!

Schroeder and Linus van Pelt : Aaa hhhh!!!

Schroeder: Uh, hi, Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown: How's the new song going?

Schroeder: Uh, it's going.

Linus van Pelt: Yeah, boss, uh, it's a real humdinger.

Charlie Brown: Awesome! Tell me about it!

Schroeder: Well, it's, uh, it's in B minor and it's 4/4 or common time and...

Charlie Brown: No, no. What's it called?

Schroeder: Uh, it's called "Song Title!"

Charlie Brown: Song Title. Well, it delivers what it promises. May I hear it?

Schroeder: Oh, good, Linus, he wants to hear it! (laughing) Oh, let me see, uh, B minor. Uh...

Charlie Brown: Hey! That's pretty good!

Schroeder: Yeah! Uh, take it, Linus!

Linus van Pelt: What? Uh... Went outside 'cause the sun was shining, Schroeder?

Schroeder: Uh, then I went back inside because it was too hot! Go.

Linus van Pelt: Uh, something happened that was really awesome.

Schroeder: Uh, so I had some chocolate milk and I sat on the couch.

Linus van Pelt: Duh, duh, duh and something something.

Schroeder: Come on, Linus. You can do better than that.

Linus van Pelt: I think he's onto us. What do we do now?

Schroeder: Just keep singing with me till he goes away.

Schroeder and Linus van Pelt: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Charlie Brown: Song Title.

Schroeder: Yeah! What did you think?

Charlie Brown: I think it just sound like you're making it up as you go along.

Schroeder: What?!

Linus van Pelt: Aw, why would you say that?

Charlie Brown: Look, you didn't come up with anything. That's okay. We could just do "In the Future" or "Dancin' Kitten" again, I guess.

Linus van Pelt: Wait, Charlie Brown, you haven't heard the rest of the song yet.

Charlie Brown: You mean there's more?

Linus van Pelt: You bet there is. Hit it, Schroeder! There are the lyrics to the second verse.

Schroeder: Even if you think that we're making them up!

Linus van Pelt: We'll sing the song for you anytime.

Schroeder: And it looks like it's about a quarter to three.

Linus van Pelt: This door is for emergency use only.

Schroeder: A big pile of costumes, a phone and a mop!

Linus van Pelt: Nothing's written on this piece of paper.

Schroeder: A frog looks around and shakes his head.

Schroeder and Linus van Pelt: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Charlie Brown: Okay, okay. You guys are clearly making this up as you go. I mean it's silly. It's ridiculous.

Lucy van Pelt: Guys, we heard your song from the other room. It's incredible!

Schroeder and Linus van Pelt : Real ly?

Pig-Pen: Oh, yes! So innovative! I really like how the verses don't-a rhyme or make any sense!

Lucy van Pelt: It's just perfect!

Pig-Pen: What are we waiting for? Let's-a go perform! (laughing)

Linus van Pelt: Yeah!

Lucy van Pelt: I like pizza and playing games.

Pig-Pen: I was kinda sleepy, but now I'm not!

Lucy van Pelt: Pictures of puppies can make me smile.

Pig-Pen: My mom holds my hand when we ride the bus.

Schroeder: Shirt is purple except when it isn't.

Linus van Pelt: Today's not my birthday, but I wish it was.

Lucy van Pelt: 47 is a pretty big number!

Pig-Pen: I'm looking at my feet because I like my shoes.

Everyone: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title. You'll never can go wrong with Song Title.