TV/Thomas Parody 4: Haunted BJ

Description
BJ is afraid of an old station and thinks a ghost lives there.

Cast

 * BJ (from Barney & Friends) as Henry
 * Barney (from Barney & Friends) as Edward
 * Randy Marsh (from South Park) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Sir Handel & Peter Sam (from Thomas & Friends) as Henry's Crew
 * Ferdinand (from Thomas & Friends) as Old Bailey
 * Goombas (from Mario) as The Trucks
 * The Workman as Himself
 * Cartman (from South Park) as Gordon (Non-Speaking Role)
 * Michael Angelis as The Narrator

Transcript

 * Michael Angelis: It was a moonlit night and BJ was working with Barney. The big yellow dinosaur was taking some goombas to a station by the lake.
 * Barney: Whenever that owl hoots, a mist rolls in.
 * Michael Angelis: Murmured Barney.


 * Barney: There’s a legend that when the mist's about, there's a ghost about too. Take care on the old line, BJ.
 * BJ: Stupid bird!
 * Michael Angelis: Said BJ.
 * BJ: Owls, mists, ghosts. Barney's going soft in the head. There’s no mist.
 * Michael Angelis: But BJ was wrong.
 * BJ: What's that?
 * Michael Angelis: Cried BJ.
 * Sir Handel: It's an amber light.
 * Michael Angelis: Murmured Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: That means, Proceed with caution. Who's there?
 * Michael Angelis: No one replied. BJ crept slowly forward. He stopped by a tree. It had a sign nailed to it: “BEWARE OF THE VIADUCT.”Sir Handel was surprised.
 * Sir Handel: No one warned us about that before, and look -- the light’s red! And the gates are closed. A-a-a-and there’s a fogman’s coat! But where is its owner?
 * Michael Angelis: Then they saw a light moved within a station building.
 * BJ: G-g-g-GHOSTS!
 * Michael Angelis: Exclaimed BJ.
 * BJ: Barney was right!
 * Sir Handel: Something very strange is happening.
 * Michael Angelis: Said Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: I think it’s best we go back.
 * BJ: So do I!
 * Michael Angelis: Agreed BJ. By morning, the mists have cleared. A workman was talking about the unsafe viaduct.
 * Workman: Lucky you didn’t cross it last night.
 * Sir Handel: Yes, but we don’t know who warned us.
 * Michael Angelis: Replied Sir Handel. Later that day, he spoke to BJ.
 * Sir Handel: The viaduct has been repaired. We can take our load back along the old line tonight.
 * Michael Angelis: BJ didn’t really want to. But when nightfall came, he was sizzling nicely. Suddenly, an owl hooted, and then Cartman thundered by.
 * Goomba: Oh look--BJ's spooked!
 * Michael Angelis: Said a goomba and the others giggled in their silly way.
 * (Goombas laugh)
 * BJ: Be quiet!
 * Michael Angelis: Snapped BJ.
 * BJ: I’m not scared.
 * Michael Angelis: But he was. A little later, the fog came down. As they approached the same area, they saw the amber light again.
 * Sir Handel: Here we go.
 * Michael Angelis: Said Sir Handel. Then, unbeknownst to BJ, the gates mysteriously closed by themselves. And the signal went red. The goombas have seen all, and they were spooked.
 * Goombas: Faster! Faster! There’s a ghost about.
 * BJ: Stop! Stop!
 * Michael Angelis: Yelled BJ. A mysterious figure watched BJ go by. Ahead was a landslide blocking the road. BJ braked hard, but the goombas hit some of the rubble and plunged over the ravine. Just then, Sir Handel saw a strange sight coming towards them.
 * Sir Handel: What’s that?
 * Michael Angelis: He said. Peter Sam laughed.
 * Peter Sam: That’s our ghost -- it’s Ferdinand the Logging Loco!
 * Michael Angelis: Ferdinand was very cross.
 * Ferdinand: I tried to warn you about the viaduct. Why didn’t you pay attention?
 * Sir Handel: We’re sorry we ignored your warnings.
 * Michael Angelis: Replied Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: Is there anything we can do to thank you?
 * Ferdinand: I’d like to operate that old station. If you let me, I promise I won’t spook BJ.
 * Michael Angelis: And in a little while, Ferdinand's wish was granted.
 * Randy Marsh: You and your station will be really useful.
 * Michael Angelis: Said Randy Marsh.
 * Randy Marsh: Let’s hear a hearty thank you to the friendliest, uh, ghost in TV Land.
 * Michael Angelis: Everyone cheered. Especially BJ, who was the happiest of all.