Everyone/Jim Is (from The 1987 Television Academy Hall of Fame)

Cast

 * SpongeBob SquarePants (from SpongeBob SquarePants) as Kermit the Frog
 * Sandy Cheeks (from SpongeBob SquarePants) as Miss Piggy
 * Yogi Bear (from Yogi Bear) as Fozzie Bear
 * Prince James (from Sofia the First) as Floyd Pepper
 * Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse) as Scooter
 * Grover (from Sesame Street) as Gonzo
 * Princess Amber (from Sofia the First) as Janice
 * Zach Varmitech (from Wild Kratts) as Sam the Eagle
 * Scooby-Doo (from Scooby-Doo) as Rowlf the Dog
 * Phineas Flynn (from Phineas and Ferb) as David Lazer
 * Ferb Fletcher (from Phineas and Ferb) as Michael K. Frith
 * The Jellybean Team (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Muppet Workshop designers and artisans
 * Cleo (from Clifford the Big Red Dog) as Alice Snuffleupagus
 * Martha Lorraine (from Martha Speaks) as Afghan Hound
 * Space Boy and Space Dog (from Rolie Polie Olie) as The Primitives
 * Harry (from Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs) as Gobo Fraggle
 * Stanley Griff (from Stanley) as Wembley Fraggle
 * Lucy van Pelt (from Peanuts) as Red Fraggle
 * Sally (from The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!) as Mokey Fraggle
 * Arnold Perlstein (from The Magic School Bus) as Boober Fraggle
 * Baileywick (from Sofia the First) as Uncle Traveling Matt
 * Mike (from Mike the Knight) as Large Marvin Fraggle
 * Leo, June, Quincy and Annie (from Little Einsteins), Hazel Charming, Posie, Lavender (from Little Charmers), Jon Arbuckle, Liz (from Garfield), Charlie Brown, Linus van Pelt, Sally Brown, Schroeder, Peppermint Patty, Marcie, Pigpen, Franklin, Patty, Violet, Frieda (from Peanuts), Dora (from Dora the Explorer), Evie, Queen Martha (from Mike the Knight), Shaggy, Daphne, Velma, Fred (from Scooby-Doo), Connor/Catboy, Amaya/Owlette, Greg/Gekko (from PJ Masks), Darby (from My Friends Tigger and Pooh), Jake, Izzy, Cubby (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates), Ramone, Tessa, Mora, Jesse (from Peg + Cat), Yuri, Lili, Matt (from My Big Big Friend), Anthony, Lachy, Simon, Emma (from Ready, Steady, Wiggle!), Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Chris Griffin, Meg Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Joe Swanson and Cleveland Brown (from Family Guy) as Fraggles
 * Jake (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Big Bird
 * Swiper (from Dora the Explorer) as Oscar the Grouch
 * Kermit the Frog (from The Muppets) as Ernie
 * Fozzie Bear (from The Muppets) as Bert
 * Dr. Teeth (from The Muppets) as Count von Count
 * Homestar Runner (from Homestar Runner) as Grover
 * Benny the Bull (from Dora the Explorer) as Herry Monster
 * Bugs Bunny (from Looney Tunes) as Bernie Brillstein
 * Little Miss Calamity (from The Mr. Men Show) as Bernie Brillstein's Receptionist
 * Snoopy (from Peanuts) as Sprocket
 * Rudy the Mouse (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Rizzo the Rat
 * Richard (from Peg + Cat) as Elmo
 * Telly Monster and Baby Bear (from Sesame Street) as Statler and Waldorf
 * Mr. Jerry (from Sesame Street) as Jerry Nelson
 * Fred Flintstone (from The Flintstones) as Richard Hunt
 * Jeremy Johnson (from Phineas and Ferb) as Steve Whittier
 * Kai-Lan (from Ni Hao, Kai-Lan) as Kathryn Mullen
 * Walden (from Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!) as Dave Goelz
 * Little Bill (from Little Bill) as Kevin Clash
 * Ned Flanders (from The Simpsons) as Frank Oz
 * The Lorax (from The Lorax) as Jim Henson

Lyrics
The Announcer: And now, ladies and gentlemen, SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you very much! Um... The friends of Mr. Henson has gathered here tonight to present our little tribute to Jim. We've been conferring and rehearsing, making sure we get it right. So the number would be worthy of him. For the last few months, we haven't been together. Because we all seemed to work in different places. So I'm a little apprehensive as to whether we'll all wind up with eggs on our faces. They each send a video to give us a clue as to exactly what they were planning to do. Now the first videocassette came from the Muppet Show gang in London. Roll the videocassette right.

Yogi Bear: Jim is so wise and witty, because he likes my jokes.

Everyone: Wrong.

Prince James: Jim is the hippest dude that I know.

Everyone: No.

Mickey Mouse: Jim lives for dangerously than most other folks.

Everyone: Oh?

Grover: He was my companion, skiing down the Grand Canyon.

Yogi Bear: You know, Jim doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. He doesn't know the meaning of the word smart, either.

(everyone laughing)

Princess Amber: Jim is what every valley girl dreams of, for sure.

Everyone: For sure.

Zach Varmitech: Jim stands for everything that is wholesome and pure.

Everyone: Pure.

Scooby-Doo: Jim is the kind of guy who can sing in my key.

Everyone: Yeah. Jim is whatever you want him to be.

Yogi Bear: That's it from London, SpongeBob.

Grover: Yeah. Bye.

Yogi Bear: Bye.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, well, um, let's see who's next. Phineas Flynn, our executive producer, and Ferb Fletcher, our head designer, has an update for rather a Mupdate from the workshop in New York. Roll the next video.

Phineas Flynn, Ferb Fletcher , The Jelly bean T e am : Jim is our favorite model in this very place. Jim is a fairly adequate boss, boss, boss, boss. Jim is the kind of guy that can hold out his face.

Space Boy: This is just between us, but he's planning Muppets on Venus.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay. Well, as you can see, everything is normal. Probably the same in Toronto as Fraggle Rock. Next videocassette.

Harry: Jim is a super guy from his nose to tail.

Baileywick: No tail.

Sally: Jim is a super tanker from poop-deck to sail.

Baileywick: No sail.

Stanley Griff: Jim is a place you exercise athletically.

Everyone: Jim is whatever you want him to be.

Arnold Perlstein: Uh, just one question: What *is* a Jim Henson?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, I wonder how things are coming along on Sesame Street? Let's see Sesame Street.

Kermit the Frog: J is for the first letter in his name.

Fozzie Bear: Jim starts with the letter J. A capital.

Homestar Runner: I is the middle letter.

Jake: That's not right, gramatically.

Homestar Runner: I am the middle letter?

Jake: That doesn't sound much better.

Homestar Runner: Oh, I see, hmmmm....

Benny the Bull: M is the letter at the end.

Dr. Teeth: M as in mother, a boy's best friend.

Everyone: Make the letters line up. Then we'll put the sign up. J-I-M, J-I-M, J-I-M, Jim!

Swiper: Ha! Jim Henson? He always treated me like... trash!

SpongeBob SquarePants: And I think it looks like that takes care of just about everything?

Sandy Cheeks: Everybody?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh...

Sandy Cheeks: Oh, ha, what about moi? Am I chopped liver for take?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, well, listen, I'm sorry, Sandy. It must have been an oversight by an under sight.

Sandy Cheeks: To air is human, to snug as death.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, well, I'll tell you what. Let me call Bugs Bunny. I'm sure our manager can straighten this whole thing out.

Sandy Cheeks: Oh. Manny? You mean our agent? Well, he is probably very busy conservating a very big deal for moi at this very motion.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Conservate? As in soup?

Sandy Cheeks: Well, somebody has better be cooking, that's all I gotta say.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Mmmmm....

Little Miss Calamity: Uh, Bugs Bunny, there's a sponge on the phone.

Bugs Bunny: What sponge? Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants. Hey, SpongeBob, how are you doing, my man? So glad you called her. Yeah. Never too busy to talk to you. What an event, huh? Coming out of the woodwork for Jim. Just an expression, SpongeBob. Oh, SpongeBob, one other thing. Sandy Cheeks's deal? Just between us, she lost the lead to "Vague Attraction". We couldn't put that in the tribute. Thanks, SpongeBob, I'll talk to you soon. Take care.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, well, well, what did he say?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, he said, he said wrap it up and get to the finale.

Sandy Cheeks: Oh.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hit it, guys!

Everyone: Jim is so wise and witty, because he likes my jokes. Jim is the hippest dude that I know. (Jim starts with the letter J. A capital) Jim lives for dangerously than most other folks. He was my companion, skiing down the Grand Canyon. Jim is what every valley girl dreams of, for sure. Jim stands for everything that is wholesome and pure. Jim is the kind of guy who can sing in my key. Jim is whatever you want him to be.

The Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the Muppet performers: Mr. Jerry, Fred Flintstone , Jeremy Johnson , Kai-Lan , Walden and Little Bill.

Telly Monster: Who are all these people?

Baby Bear: Well, I think they do things for Henson.

Telly Monster: Well, if they do things for Henson, what does he do?

Baby Bear: Well, I understand he has his hand in half of a dozen things.

( Telly Monster and Baby Bear laughing)

Telly Monster: Another one of your old jokes?

Baby Bear: Old folks, old jokes.

( Telly Monster and Baby Bear laughing)