Grease nail polish/Don't Go Away Without Me (from Fair is Fair)

Cast

 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie
 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert

Lyrics
Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, boy. Is this exciting? I'm going to take my favorite old suitcase into the repair shop to be fixed right now. Yeah. Then it'll be good as new.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Hi, there, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Oh, I see you're tying up your old suitcase.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yep, that's right, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Gee, I see you're tying up your old suitcase and will probably go out through the door with it.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Ah, there. Yep, right again, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Gee, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, I'll miss you.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: You know, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, you never really go away without me and I don't go away without you, so I'm gonna really miss you.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. I'm only going for...

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: I know, I know. You'll come back, but until then, I'm gonna be so lonely, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, will you listen to me?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, I don't know if I can, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. I'm getting so sad because you're going on probably a long trip.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, I think you have the wrong idea here.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Don’t go away without me, don’t leave me home ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! ) Don’t go away without me, I’ll be all alone ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: You're being silly, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! ) Oh, won’t you stay? We can have a terrific day If you go, I’ll miss you so ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, I don't think you understand. I'm not really going anywhere... )

Don’t go away without me, someone might call you on the phone To give you a free bird-watching book, ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What? ) and I’ll have to tell them you’re not home ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: But, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!... ) If you go, I’ll be so blue. There’s only one thing I can do ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What's that? ) If you go away without me, I’ll have to follow you

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: You won't have to follow me, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, because first of all, you see, I'm not really going...

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Don’t you like my company? ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Well, of course, I do. ) After all, what’s Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be and Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!? ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I know. ) Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : It’s you and me

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: But, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, I don't think you see what's happening. I'm really...

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Don’t go on a trip without me, take me along I will sing the harmony to your traveling song Just remember who ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Who what? ) is your best friend and buddy, too ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, I know that. ) And if you don’t go away without me, I won’t go away without you ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Gee, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, I didn't know you felt that way. ) And if you don’t go away without me, I won’t go away without you

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, I'm really touched. But I'm not going on a trip.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: You're not?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: No.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: You're not going on a trip, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Uh, uh. No. I was trying to tell you, I'm just going to take my suitcase into the repair shop to get it fixed.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: But, since you said you missed me, hey, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!? Why don't we both go down there? You help me carry the suitcase down to the shop. Yeah, you can see all the interesting suitcases down there. The big ones, the small ones, the gray ones.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Hey, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Hmmm?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: You're not going away, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: No, no. It's you and me, buddy!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh! Oh good, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Then, I'll see you later.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, if you're not going away, then I'm gonna lie down and take a nap, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Singing that song just worn me out.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (groans)