Avenue Q nail polish/H.M.S. Pinafore (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Loud as the Hell You Want as Sideshow Bob
 * Schadenfreude as Bart Simpson

Lyrics
Loud as the Hell You Want: Well, Schadenfreude, any last requests?

Schadenfreude: Well, there is one, but...Nah.

Loud as the Hell You Want: No, go on.

Schadenfreude: Well, you have such a beautiful voice.

Loud as the Hell You Want: Guilty as charged.

Schadenfreude: ''Uh-huh. I was wondering if you sing the entire score of the ''H.M.S. Pinafore.

Loud as the Hell You Want: ''Very well, Schadenfreude. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell!''

We Sail the Ocean Blue

And a two and a three and We Sail the Ocean Blue, And our saucy ship's a beauty. We're sober men and true, And attentive to our duty.

I'm Called Little Buttercup

I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, Though I could never tell why.

I am the Captain of the Pinafore

What, never? No, never! What, never?

Loud as the Hell You Want and Schadenfreude : Hardly ever! He's hardly ever sick at sea!

He is an Englishman

Loud as the Hell You Want: For he himself has said it, And it's clearly to his credit, That he is an Englishman! He remains an Englishman!