Peace and Quiet (RS Mr. Conductor and Friends episode)

Peace and Quiet is the seventeenth episode of the seventh season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the one hundred and seventy-third episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry
 * Little Ditcher (from TUGS) as Harvey
 * Billy Twofeathers (from Shining Time Station) as Murdoch
 * Mr. Krabs (from Spongebob Squarepants) as Salty
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Grandpa Dave (from Arthur) as Toby (does not speak)
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy (cameo)
 * Spike (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Duck (cameo)
 * Luigi (from Mario) as Douglas (cameo)
 * Stacy Jones (from Shining Time Station) as Emily (cameo)
 * Arthur Read (from Arthur) as Arthur (cameo)
 * Big Mickey (from TUGS) as Cranky (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Homer: "Hurry up! I'm a busy TV Character."

Narrator: "Huffed Homer.

Goods arrive night and day at the docks. Sometimes, Homer and the other TV Characters work so hard that their feet ache.

Mayor Adam West brought in a new TV Character to help with the heavy workload. He was looked very strong."

Mayor Adam West: "This is Billy Twofeathers. He's going to be carrying freight on the main line."

Mr. Krabs: "Ahoy, Billy!"

Narrator: "Shouted Mr. Krabs."

Little Ditcher: "Welcome Billy!"

Narrator: "Called Little Ditcher."

RS Mr. Conductor: "You're the biggest TV Character I've ever seen."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

Billy Twofeathers: "You're a chatty lot."

Narrator: "Billy said quietly.

Soon, Billy had collected a long line of heavy goombas. His body strained, his feet started to move and the mighty man chuffed away.

Billy longed for some peace and quiet. But everywhere he went, it was noisy and crowded.

At the end of the day, Billy was looking to a good night's rest. But Mr. Krabs and Little Ditcher were full of questions."

Little Ditcher: "What's the heaviest cargo you've ever hauled?"

Mr. Krabs: "Have you worked Marseille?"

Little Ditcher: "Have you ever crashed?"

Billy Twofeathers: "Please!"

Narrator: "Billy chuffed."

Billy Twofeathers: "I want some peace and quiet, and I don't want to share a house with chatterboxes!"

Little Ditcher: "No need to be rude."

Narrator: "Said Little Ditcher."

Mr. Krabs: "We're only being friendly matey."

Narrator: "The next morning, Billy collected another heavy load.

This time, he chuffed into the beautiful countryside. It was splendid. At last, he had some peace and quiet.

Suddenly, his driver stopped him. There were ship on the path."

Billy Twofeathers' Driver: "The sheep escaped from that field."

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Billy Twofeathers' Driver: "Through that broken fence."

Narrator: "They tried to chase the sheep back. First, this way, and then, that way.

They tried everything, but nothing worked."

Billy Twofeathers' Fireman: "We'll never move these sheep by ourselves."

Narrator: "Said the fireman."

Billy Twofeathers' Driver: "I'll go and phone for help."

Narrator: "Sighed the driver. Billy was very unhappy. The noise sheep were spoiling his peace and quiet.

Mayor West was enjoying afternoon tea when he got the call."

Mayor Adam West: "Sheep?"

Narrator: "He exclaimed loudly."

Mayor Adam West: "I'll send Grandpa Dave with the farmer immediately."

Narrator: "The sheep were becoming nosier and nosier."

Billy Twofeathers: "Please stop!"

Narrator: "Groaned Billy."

Billy Twofeathers: "I'd rather be back with the chatterbox TV Characters."

Narrator: "Just then, Grandpa Dave chuffed into view."

Billy Twofeathers: "Grandpa Dave!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Billy."

Billy Twofeathers: "We're certainly glad to see you."

Narrator: "Before long, the farmer and his dog went to work. And the sheep were soon safely in their field. And Billy was on his way again.

That evening, Billy arrived between Little Ditcher and Mr. Krabs, but Billy spoke first."

Billy Twofeathers: "I'm sorry I was cross."

Narrator: "He chuffed."

Billy Twofeathers: "I'm very placed to share a house with you."

Little Ditcher: "And we're please to have your company."

Narrator: "Said Little Ditcher."

Mr. Krabs: "Aye, we are."

Narrator: "Added Mr. Krabs."

Mr. Krabs: "It reminds me of a story."

Narrator: "Billy smiled. The sound of 'Baa, baa, baa' would have kept him awake, but a Krabs story would send him happily to sleep."