Random Characters/Junk Mail (from The Mr. Men Show)

Cast

 * Homestar Runner (from Homestar Runner) as Mr. Messy
 * Uniqua (from The Backyardigans) as Little Miss Whoops
 * Manolo (from Sesame Street) as Mr. Bump

Lyrics
Homestar Runner: Shazzam! There's nothing you can't send by mail. All it needs is a stamp. Yeah! You can mail a sock of cheese or a busted old lamp. Send a debit card, fender or a rusty old clamp. Get it!

Chorus: Drop it, don't stop it. Send it on its way.

Homestar Runner: And your junk is sure to get there the very next day. Junk mail! I'm sending junk mail! You'll see! When your mail is full of junk, you're gonna want to thank me. Check it! So I'll place it, you'll lick it and stick it on the yes. That's all there is to stamping. No, it's not that complex!

Chorus: Drop it, ( Homestar Runner: Uh! ) don't stop it. ( Homestar Runner: Oh! ) Send it on its way.

Homestar Runner: And your junk is sure to get there on the very next day.

Chorus: Junk mail!

Homestar Runner: I'm talking funky junk! I'm sending junk mail! You'll see! You'll see! When your mail is full of junk, you're gonna want to thank me. Yeah!

Chorus: Drop it, don't stop it. Send it on its way.

Homestar Runner: I'm not talking coupons and fliers.

Chorus: Drop it, drop, drop it.

Homestar Runner: We're talking raggedy old tires! The really rare junk! The funky junk! Junk mail! I'm sending junk mail! You'll see! When your mail is full of junk, you're gonna want to thank me.