MICRONATION OF EGYPT PROSECUTED BY UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, PARKWAY ADMINISTRATION DENIES INVOLVEMENT

10-9-07

The micronation calling itself "Egypt" has been prosecuted by the United States Government today for conspiracy, war crimes and high treason.

The micronation, based at Parkway Central, is a polyarchy with approximately five members. They were high Councilman Alex Maslev, Councilman Jacob Didier, Councilman Josh Sundermeyer, Councilman Ben Kweskin, and Councilman Charles Qin.

This micronation was split by military action after a tip from this reporter that the nation was planning a revolt to control the US Government. They stormed in today right after second period, setting off the intruder alarm and setting the school into panic.

When the Councilmembers were found, they were immeadately shot without trial or ceremony. President Bush justifies this by saying that they are "terraists".

The Parkway School District is hereby suspended for questioning as to how such a dangerous enemy (five retarded teenagers) could be hiding in their midst. The Superintendent replied with confusion.

"What?" he stated very smartly.

Families of the fallen have been informed and are holding a mass funeral tomorrow.