Donald Goes Buzz Buzz and Other Pongo Stories

Donald Goes Buzz Buzz and Other Pongo Stories is a Disney/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US video, James Goes Buzz Buzz and Other Thomas Stories. It features two second season episodes, and five third season episodes of Pongo the Dalmatian and Friends narrated by George Carlin.

Cast

 * Pongo (from 101 Dalmations) as Thomas
 * Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward
 * Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon
 * Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
 * Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Percy
 * Jiminy Cricket (from Pinocchio) as Duck
 * Peter Pan (from Peter Pan) as Oliver
 * Tweedledee (from Alice in Wonderland) as Bill
 * Tweedledum (from Alice in Wonderland) as Ben
 * Mufasa (from The Lion King) as BoCo
 * Abigail (from The Aristocats) as Annie
 * Amelia (from The Aristocats) as Clarabel
 * Tod (from The Fox and the Hound) as Bertie
 * Copper (from The Fox and the Hound) as Trevor
 * Scar (from The Lion King) as Bulgy
 * Flowers (from Alice in Wonderland) as the Coaches
 * Pirates (from Peter Pan) as the Troublesome Trucks
 * Mickey Mouse) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Grimsby (from The Little Mermaid) as The Vicar of Wellsworth
 * Professor Knight (from Monsters University) as The Quarrymaster
 * Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry (cameo)
 * Minnie Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Lady Hatt (cameo)
 * Michael Banks (from Mary Poppins) as Stephen Hatt (cameo)
 * Jane Banks (from Mary Poppins) as Bridget Hatt (cameo)
 * George Banks (from Mary Poppins) as Jeremiah Jobling (cameo)
 * Mary Poppins (from Mary Poppins) as Mrs. Kyndley (cameo)
 * Alan-a-Dale (from Robin Hood) as Jem Cole (cameo)
 * The Evil Queen (from Snow White) as The Stationmaster's Wife (cameo)
 * Captain B. McCrea as Farmer Trotter (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) Donald Goes Buzz Buzz
 * 2) One Good Turn
 * 3) Tod's Chase
 * 4) Heroes
 * 5) Scar
 * 6) Wrong Road
 * 7) Piglet, Donald and the Fruitful Day

Schemer Goes Buzz Buzz
Narrator: "Copper the Hound Dog was enjoying his work in the vicarage orchard. Birds were singing, and apples were ripening on the trees. It was a lovely day."

Donald Duck: "Hello, Copper."

Narrator: "Said Donald.

Donald Duck: "You look as bright and cheerful as my white feathers."

Copper: "Oh, I am."

Narrator: "Replied Copper."

Donald Duck: "What's that noise?"

Copper: "It's the bees.

Narrator: "Laughed Copper."

Copper: "They're all in these boxy things called beehives. I'm taking them to the station. Grimsby says his bees make good honey, and he's giving some of them to his friends."

Narrator: "Just then, Mufasa the Lion hummed in."

Mufasa: "Take care, you two. Don't make the bees angry. They might sting you."

Narrator: "Donald didn't like being told what to do by a lion, and he buzzed away."

Mufasa: "Goodbye, Copper."

Narrator: "Called Mufasa, and set off to see Jiminy Cricket at the next station.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum, the twins, were busy arranging pirates, but they scampered off when they saw Mufasa."

Mufasa: "I remember the first time I met those two."

Narrator: "Laughed Mufasa."

Mufasa: "They nearly made my eyes pop out. Hercules soon put a stop to their games."

Jiminy Cricket: "Hercules is the only one who can keep Tweedledee and Tweedledum in order."

Narrator: "Chuckled Jiminy."

Jiminy Cricket: "I sometimes call them 'The Bees'."

Mufasa: "A good name."

Narrator: "Replied Mufasa."

Mufasa: "They're terrors when they start buzzing around."

Narrator: "Donald bustled in."

Donald Duck: "What's that, Jiminy? Are you afraid of bees? They're only insects, after all, so don't let that buzzbox lion tell you different."

Jiminy Cricket: "His name is Mufasa, and he didn't. We..."

Donald Duck: "I wouldn't care if hundreds were swarming around. I'd just blow at them and make them buzz off."

Jiminy Cricket: "Buzz buzz buzz."

Narrator: "Retorted Jiminy.

The next morning, Donald arrived at the station to collect his flowers. The passengers were excited, and keen to get on board. The platform was crowded, and the porter was in a hurry."

Porter: "Mind your backs."

Narrator: "He shouted.

Then, there was trouble. The beehive fell and broke open.

The station cleared like magic.

Donald heard a familiar buzzing. The bees were too cold to be cross, so they buzzed around the fireman, hoping he'd mend their hive, but he didn't understand. Nor did his driver, so the bees turned to Donald. His sailor suit was nice and warm."

Donald Duck: "Buzz off! Buzz off!"

Narrator: "Hissed Donald.

One bee burnt his foot."

Bee: "Ooh, aah, ooh! ooh!"

Narrator: "The bee thought Donald burnt him on purpose.

So it stung Donald right back on the beak."

Donald Duck: "EEEE!"

Narrator: "Whistled Donald. He had had enough. So had his fireman and driver.

They didn't notice till' too late that they had left all of their flowers behind. They tried everything to get rid of the bees.

First, they spun on the turntable, but to no avail.

They tried washing them off, but the bees clung harder to Donald's warm sailor suit.

Then they tried smoking them off by going through a long tunnel, but still, the bees wouldn't go away.

Donald Duck's Driver: "It's no good, Donald."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Donald Duck's Driver: "We'll just have to go back to the orchard, and fetch another hive."

Narrator: "Donald's reply was drowned by the sound of buzzing.

Grimsby was waiting anxiously for Donald.

When he arrived, the bees swarmed straight into their new home."

Donald Duck's Driver: "Come on, Donald."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Donald Duck's Driver: "What you need now is a good hose-down."

Narrator: "Later that day, Donald was resting in his house, when Grimsby came to see him."

Grimsby: "Thank you for saving my bees."

Narrator: "He said."

Grimsby: "It's a pity it's not Christmas; then we could call you Donald the red-beaked duck!"

Narrator: "Everyone laughed, even Donald. But instead, they decided to call Donald "The Bees' Knees", which means they thought he was more useful than ever."

One Good Turn
Narrator: "Tweedledee and Tweedledum are the most mischievous Disney characters working on Mickey Mouse's land. They are kept busy pushing and pulling pirates up and down the road that runs from the china clay works to the harbor yard.

They like to have fun together and often play tricks and the workmen. But sometimes their teasing ways can get them into trouble.

One morning, Mickey came to see them."

Mickey Mouse: "Important goods have arrived in the big yard. Tweedledee and Tweedledum, I need you to help the other Disney characters."

Tweedledee and Tweedledum: "Oh, yes. Of course, sir."

Narrator: "Said the twins. They set off happily on their important mission

Mufasa was resting in the yards when suddenly he heard a pair of familiar whistles."

Mufasa: "Hmm."

Narrator: "Sighed Mufasa."

Mufasa: "Here comes trouble."

Tweedledee: "Mickey Mouse told us you were tired."

Narrator: "Teased Tweedledee."

Tweedledee: "He asked us to take all your pirates for you."

Mufasa: "You two never stop, do you? But I'm wise to your pranks, and we do need help here."

Narrator: "The twins were soon busy pushing and pulling the pirates into place.

At last, the day's work was done.

The twins now became excited. They were going to use the turntable for the first time.

Tweedledee went first."

Tweedledee: "This is fun!"

Narrator: "He shrieked to Tweedledum. He didn't want to move off at all. The foreman stopped the turntable."

Foreman: "Please make way for the other characters!"

Narrator: "He ordered.

Tweedledee did so, but the foreman had accidentally stopped the turntable in the wrong place. Tweedledee was on the wrong road, and there was Tweedledum walking directly towards him. The characters came to a grinding halt.

They gazed grimly at each other."

Tweedledee: "I was here first!"

Narrator: "Said Tweedledee."

Tweedledum: "But you're in my way!"

Narrator: "Protested Tweedledum."

Tweedledee: "You'll have to back up again."

Tweedledee: " I won't!"

Tweedledum: "You will!"

Tweedledee: "I won't!"

Narrator: "Mickey Mouse came to stop the noise."

Mickey Mouse: "If you don't behave, I shall not allow you here again!"

Narrator: "The next day, Tweedledum was still grumpy."

Tweedledum: "That Tweedledee! Imagine getting in my way on the turntable. He's a really silly character!"

Mufasa: "The way I heard it,"

Narrator: "Sighed Mufasa."

Mufasa: "It sounded like you were both to blame!"

Tweedledum: "Pooh! You must have heard it all wrong!"

Narrator: "The twins grumbled about each other all day.

Even kind Hercules lost patience."

Hercules: "All this grumbling spreads bad atmosphere in the yard."

Mufasa: "You're quite right. And that's why I've come up with a plan."

Narrator: "Mufasa whispered his plan to Hercules.

Then his driver told Mickey."

Mickey Mouse: "I'll start making arrangements right away."

Narrator: "The next morning, he called Tweedledee and Tweedledum into the yard."

Mickey Mouse: "Mufasa is taking a special load to the harbor. His regular heavy goods is waiting on the siding. You can take it together."

Tweedledum: "But..."

Tweedledee: "But..."

Narrator: "Protested Tweedledee and Tweedledum, who were still not speaking to each other."

Mickey Mouse: "Good! I knew I could rely on you two."

Tweedledum: "I'll take the goods myself."

Narrator: "Huffed Tweedledum."

Tweedledee: "Go right ahead."

Narrator: "Said Tweedledee.

Tweedledum was attracted to the goods, but it was too heavy for him to move alone."

Tweedledee: "Go on!"

Narrator: "Teased Tweedledee!"

Tweedledum: "I can't!"

Narrator: "Said Tweedledum.

Then suddenly, both twins laughed."

Tweedledee: "I don't think we'll take turns this time, Tweedledum."

Narrator: "Said Tweedledee."

Tweedledee: "I think we better pull together."

Narrator: "Tweedledum was delighted. It was good to be helping each other.

Best of all, it was good to be friends again."

Tod's Chase
Narrator: "One morning, Hercules was waiting to pick up passengers from Pongo."

Hercules: "Peep! Peep! We're late. Where is Pongo? He doesn't usually make us wait."

Hercules' Fireman: "Oh dear. What can the matter be?"

Narrator: "Sang the fireman."

Hercules' Fireman: "Johnny's so long at..."

Hercules' Driver: "Never you mind about Johnny!"

Narrator: "Laughed the driver."

Hercules' Driver: "Just you climb up on top and look for Pongo.

Can you see him?"

Hercules' Fireman: "No."

Narrator: "Replied the fireman."

Hercules' Fireman: "There's Tod Fox in a terroring hurry. No need to bother with him though. Likely, he's on a coach tour or something."

Narrator: "He clambered down."

Tod: "Stop, stop! I've got Pongo's passengers!"

Narrator: "Wailed Tod, roaring up to the gates. It was no good. Hercules was gone."

Tod: "Bother!"

Narrator: "Said Tod."

Tod: "Bother Pongo's fireman not coming to work today. Why did I promise to help the passengers catch their ride?"

Tod's Driver: "That will do, Tod."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Tod's Driver: "A promise is a promise and we must keep it."

Tod: "I'll catch Hercules or bust."

Narrator: "Said Tod."

Tod: "Oh my feet and tail."

Narrator: "He groaned, toiling up the hill."

Tod: "I'll never be the same fox again. Hurray, hurray! I see him."

Narrator: "Cheered Tod, as he reached the top."

Tod: "Oh, no! Hercules' at the station. No, he's stopped at a crossing. Hurray, hurray!"

Narrator: "Tod tore down the hill."

Passengers: "Well done, Tod!"

Narrator: "Shouted his passengers."

Passengers: "Go it!"

Narrator: "Tod skidded into the yard."

Tod: "Wait! Wait!"

Narrator: "Cried Tod. He was just in time to see Hercules puff away."

Tod: "I'm sorry."

Narrator: "Said Tod."

Passengers: "Never mind."

Narrator: "Said the passengers."

Passengers: "After him quickly. Third time lucky, you know. Do you think we'll catch him at the next station, driver?"

Tod's Driver: "There's a good chance."

Narrator: "Replied the driver."

Tod's Driver: "Our path keeps close to the road, and we can climb hills better than Hercules. I'll just make sure."

Narrator: "He spoke to the stationmaster. Tod and the passengers waited impatiently."

Tod's Driver: "Yes, we'll do it this time."

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Passengers: "Hurray!"

Narrator: "Cried the passengers, as Tod chased after Hercules once more."

Flowers: "This hill is too steep! This hill is too steep!"

Narrator: "Grumbled the flowers, as Hercules snorted in front. They reached the top at last and ran smoothly into the station."

Hercules: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "Whistled Hercules."

Hercules: "Get in quickly, please."

Narrator: "The conductor blew the whistle, and Hercules' driver looked back. But the flag didn't wave. Then, he heard Tod. Everything seemed to happen at once. And the stationmaster told the conductor and driver what had happened."

Hercules: "I'm sorry about the chase, Tod."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Tod: "My fault."

Narrator: "Replied Tod."

Tod: "Late at junction...you didn't know...about Pongo's passengers."

Hercules: "Goodbye, Tod. We're off."

Narrator: "Whistled Hercules."

Passengers: "Three cheers for Tod!"

Narrator: "Called the passengers. Tod raced back to tell Pongo that all was well."

Pongo: "Thank you, Tod, for keeping your promise."

Narrator: "Said Pongo."

Pongo: "You're a very good friend indeed."

Heroes
Narrator: "One morning, Tweedledee and Tweedledum were busy at the quarry, pushing and pulling pirates into their proper places. The twins are cheeky and love playing tricks, but they were growing restless."

Tweedledum: "Listen, Tweedledee."

Narrator: "Said Tweedledum."

Tweedledum: "Can you hear something?"

Tweedledee: "What sort of something?"

Narrator: "Asked Tweedledee."

Tweedledum: "Something different."

Narrator: "Replied Tweedledum."

Tweedledee: "I can't hear anything different."

Narrator: "Said Tweedledee."

Tweedledum: "Exactly."

Narrator: "Huffed Tweedledum."

Tweedledum: "Everything is the same, sounds the same, looks the same. What we need is a surprise."

Tweedledee: "Surprise what?"

Narrator: "Asked Tweedledee. Before Tweedledum could answer, Professor Knight arrived."

Professor Knight: "I have just received a message from Mickey Mouse. He wants you to go to the station at the harbor."

Tweedledee: "I wonder what we've done wrong this time."

Narrator: "Said Tweedledee anxiously."

Tweedledum: "It must be you."

Narrator: "Replied Tweedledum."

Tweedledee: "Why me?"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Tweedledee."

Tweedledee: "I've not done anything."

Mickey Mouse: "Hercules is taking the children on a special trip today. I want you to go to the station and look after pirates there."

Tweedledee and Tweedledum: "We'll do our best, sir."

Narrator: "Said the twins.

Sir Ector spoke severely to them."

Sir Ector: "You must behave here. You're on the main road now."

Tweedledum: "Actually, Sir Ector."

Narrator: "Giggled Tweedledum."

Tweedledum: "When we saw you, we thought this was the scrapyard."

Narrator: "Sir Ector was cross."

Sir Ector: "Just make sure that my flowers are ready for my evening run."

Narrator: "And he fumed away. The twins laughed and set to work."

Tweedledee and Tweedledum: "This is easy."

Narrator: "They said to each other."

Tweedledee and Tweedledum: "We know all about pirates."

Narrator: "But I'm afraid they didn't."

Pirates: "No need for that."

Narrator: "Shouted the pirates, as the twins pushed them into place."

Pirates: "We'll show you around. We want to help."

Tweedledee and Tweedledum: "Thank you very much."

Narrator: "Said Tweedledee and Tweedledum. The pirates giggled and began their tricks.

Evening came. The yard was in a dreadful muddle. The twins had let the pirates tell them were to put things.

Sir Ector and the passengers waited impatiently outside the station while Tweedledee and Tweedledum tried to sort things out.

But by the time Sir Ector was ready to leave, it was very late, indeed.

Next day, the twins were working in the quarry again."

(Rocks start falling)

Tweedledee: "That's a strange noise."

Narrator: "Gasped Tweedledee."

Tweedledee: "I've never heard a noise like that before."

Tweedledee's Driver: "I have."

Narrator: "Whispered his driver nervously."

Tweedledee's Driver: "It sounds like a rock slide to me."

Narrator: "Then came the alarm."

Professor Knight: "Danger! Clear the quarry!"

Narrator: "Shouted Professor Knight. Workmen scrambled to the pirates."

Tweedledee and Tweedledum: "Thank goodness we're here."

Narrator: "Said the twins.

They were just puffing out of the quarry when,"

Workman: "Help! Wait for me!"

Narrator: "A workman had been left behind. Tweedledum waited as the man climbed quickly on the pirates.

The twins left the quarry just in time.

(Rock slide continues)

Everyone was safe, but rubble lay all around."

Tweedledee: "Oh dear!"

Narrator: "Said Tweedledee."

Tweedledee: "This wasn't our fault. I hope Mickey Mouse will understand."

Narrator: "And indeed, he did. The next day, he arrived with Hercules."

Mickey Mouse: "Tweedledee and Tweedledum, you still have a lot to learn about pirates, don't you? But you acted quickly and bravely in an emergency. So three cheers for Tweedledee and Tweedledum, our heroes!"

Mickey Mouse and Workmen: "Hip, hip, hooray, hooray, hooray!"

Tweedledee: "Oh thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Said Tweedledee."

Tweedledee: "Being called heroes, well, it's, it's,"

Tweedledum: "It's a very nice surprise."

Narrator: "Laughed Tweedledum."

Scar
Narrator: "It was a special holiday in Disneyland. Tod the Fox was working harder than ever before.

All the Disney Characters were busy too.

Jiminy was waiting for his next journey. Near him stood a lion, but he didn't look friendly like Tod. The lion growled as he gazed at the happy passengers."

Scar: "Stupid nonsense."

Narrator: "He grumbled."

Scar: "I wouldn't have brought them if I'd known. I'd have had a breakdown or something."

Jiminy Cricket: "I'm glad you didn't."

Narrator: "Smiled Jiminy."

Jiminy Cricket: "You'd have spoiled their fun."

Scar: "Bah! Enjoyment is all you Disney Characters live for. One day, Disneyland will be ripped up!"

Narrator: "Jiminy felt shocked at such an idea."

Jiminy Cricket: "We have a friend called Tod, and he's a fox, but he likes Disneyland. Sometimes he teases us about it, but he'd never want to see it ripped up."

Scar: "Heh!"

Narrator: "Growled the lion."

Scar: "I know Tod. He's too small in size to be of any use."

Narrator: "Jiminy took no notice."

Jiminy Cricket: "That lion is silly."

Narrator: "He thought, as he steamed away.

At the junction, Jiminy told Peter Pan all about him."

Peter Pan: "I call him Scar!"

Narrator: "Chuckled Peter Pan, and then he puffed happily away.

But that afternoon, when the two Disney Characters met again, Peter Pan was no longer laughing."

Peter Pan: "Scar's friend has come."

Narrator: "He said."

Peter Pan: "He's rude, too! He's taking Scar's passengers home, and leaving Scar free to steal ours."

Jiminy Cricket: "But he can't!"

Narrator: "Objected Jiminy."

Peter Pan: "Scar says he can get them to the big station before us."

Jiminy Cricket: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Replied Jiminy."

Jiminy Cricket: "It's much further by road."

Peter Pan: "Yeah,"

Narrator: "Continued Peter Pan."

Peter Pan: "But Scar says he knows a shortcut!"

Narrator: "That evening, the Disney Characters were preparing for the homeward rush."

Jiminy Cricket: "Where are the passengers?"

Narrator: "They wondered."

Peter Pan: "Look!"

Narrator: "Shrilled Peter Pan."

Peter Pan: "Look at Scar! He's a mean, scarlet deciever!"

Narrator: "Scar was wearing a large sign saying 'Disneyland Lion'."

Scar: "Yeah, boo, snubs!"

Narrator: "He jeered, as he roared away."

Jiminy Cricket: "Come on,"

Narrator: "Puffed Jiminy to his flowers,"

Jiminy Cricket: "Let's see what he's up to!"

Narrator: "Jiminy wanted to get back at Scar, but he wasn't sure how.

Then, in the distance, Jiminy saw a man waving a red flag. That meant 'Danger'.

The line here crosses a narrow road, and there was Scar, wedged firmly under the bridge."

Jiminy Cricket: "So this was his shortcut."

Narrator: "Chuckled Jiminy."

Passengers: "He tricked us!"

Narrator: "Shouted Scar's passengers."

Passengers: "He said he was a Disneyland lion, but he wouldn't accept our return tickets! He wanted us to think Disneyland was no good!"

Narrator: "Jiminy's crew examined the bridge."

Jiminy Cricket's Driver: "It's risky, but we must help the passengers."

Jiminy Cricket: "Passengers are urgent."

Narrator: "Agreed Jiminy. Jiminy slowly and carefully set off across the bridge. Scar wailed as he felt the bridge quiver."

Scar: "Oh, oh! Stop!"

Narrator: "He shouted."

Scar: "It might fall on me!"

Jiminy Cricket: "That would serve you right for telling lies."

Narrator: "Said Jiminy, but the bridge didn't collapse.

Jiminy made good time, and all the passengers caught their rides.

The bridge is now mended, but not unfortunately, Scar and his ways. He never learned sense. He's a henhouse now, and his lies can do no harm. The hens never listen to them anyway."

Wrong Road
Narrator: "Pongo's route is important and so is Hercules'. But their paths and bridges are not so strong as those on the main road. Mickey Mouse does not allow the heavier Disney Characters like Sir Ector to walk on them.

But one day, the way Sir Ector was talking, you would have thought Mickey had given this order for quite another reason."

Sir Ector: "It's not fair!"

Narrator: "Grumbled Sir Ector."

Hercules: "What isn't fair?"

Narrator: "Ask Hercules."

Sir Ector: "Letting lions do man work."

Hercules: "Never mind, Sir Ector. I'm sure Mufasa will let you take his pirates sometimes."

Narrator: "Sir Ector spluttered."

Sir Ector: "I won't take Mufasa's dirty pirates! I won't walk on branch roads!"

Hercules: "Why not? It would be a nice change."

Sir Ector: "Mickey Mouse would never approve."

Narrator: "Huffed Sir Ector."

Sir Ector: "Branch roads are vulgar!"

Narrator: "Sir Ector puffed away. Hercules chuckled and followed him to the train station.

Every evening the two Disney Characters took two sets of fast flowers from the station. Sir Ector always leaves first with an express for the main road. Hercules follows five minutes later with his flowers for the branch road. Usually everything runs like clockwork. But tonight, there was trouble. A lady in a green floppy hat was saying goodbye to a friend. It was nearly time for Sir Ector to start. The fireman looked back towards the back of the line and saw something green waving."

Sir Ector's Fireman: "Right away, mate!"

Narrator: "He thought the conductor had waved his flag. Sir Ector started. Leaving luggage, his passengers and the conductor all standing on the platform. Everyone was very surprised and cross.

To make matters worse, by the time Sir Ector had been stopped and brought back, Hercules was already late with his flowers. So now, he set off first.

But the signalman at the junction wasn't told about the change. By mistake, he sent Hercules along the main road. Sir Ector was sent along the branch, and arrived cold and cross on one of the sidings near the harbor.

Next morning, Tweedledee and Tweedledum peeped into the yard. There were no pirates for them but they didn't mind that. Teasing Sir Ector would be much better fun."

Tweedledee: "What's that?"

Narrator: "Asked Tweedledee."

Tweedledum: "Shh!"

Narrator: "Whispered Tweedledum."

Tweedledum: "It's Sir Ector."

Tweedledee: "It looks like Sir Ector, but it can't be. Sir Ector never comes on the branch road. He thinks them vulgar."

Narrator: "Sir Ector pretend he hadn't heard."

Tweedledum: If it isn't Sir Ector,"

Narrator: "Said Tweedledum."

Tweedledum: "It's just a pile of old iron."

Tweedledee: "Which we better take to the scrapyard."

Tweedledum: "No Tweedledee. This lot's useless for scrap. We'll take it to the harbor and dumb it in the sea."

Narrator: "Sir Ector was alarmed."

Sir Ector: "I am Sir Ector! Stop! Stop!"

Narrator: "When Mufasa suddenly arrived, Sir Ector thought him the most beautiful site he'd ever seen."

Sir Ector: "Mufasa, my dear lion, save me."

Narrator: "Mufasa quickly sized up the situation and threatened to take away the pirates he brought for Tweedledee and Tweedledum. This made the twins behave at once. Sir Ector thought he was wonderful."

Sir Ector: "Those little demons. How do you do it?"

Mufasa: "Ah, well."

Narrator: "Said Mufasa."

Mufasa: "It's just a knack."

Narrator: "Sir Ector still believes that Mufasa saved his life. But we know the twins were only teasing. Don't we?"

Piglet, Donald and the Fruitful Day
Narrator: "It was a splendid morning in Disneyland.

Donald Duck was feeling very pleased with himself. His white feathers gleamed in the sunshine as he sped along the road. He reached the junction just as Piglet puffed in with some pirates. Donald was surprised to see him.

Donald Duck: "What are you doing here, Piglet? You should be at the next station by now."

Piglet: "I know."

Narrator: "Sighed Piglet."

Piglet: "These pirates have been troublesome all morning."

Donald Duck: "That's no excuse, Piglet. Nothing should stop us. Mickey Mouse relies on us to be on time. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way."

Narrator: "And Donald puffed importantly away."

Piglet: "Bossy beak!"

Narrator: "Muttered Piglet.

Donald arrived at the harbour. It was market day. The harbour yard was filled with the sweet smell of fruit from faraway lands. The fruit was delivered in big ships. Donald watched the strawberries, oranges, melons, and bananas were carefully given to his pirates. Then he set off to the station on the main road.

On the way, he met Pongo."

Donald Duck: "Really reliable, that's me!"

Narrator: "Panted Donald."

Donald Duck: "Pity the same can't be said for Piglet. Goodbye!"

Abigail and Amelia: "What was all that about?"

Narrator: "Gasped Abigail and Amelia."

Pongo: "That was trouble. Trouble for Donald. Just wait and see."

Narrator: "Piglet was back in the yard, and busy arranging things. He had the pirates in good order, and was making up for lost time.

But the stationmaster had bad news.

Piglet's Driver: "What's happened?"

Narrator: "Asked Piglet's Driver."

Stationmaster: "Donald's feet have jammed. We need Piglet's help right away."

Narrator: "Piglet quickly set off to the rescue.

Donald was stuck on the road, and looking glum. Piglet couldn't help laughing."

Piglet: "Got yourself in a jam, eh, Donald? A sticky situation?"

Donald Duck: "Be quiet! It's not funny having jammed feet."

Piglet: "And not very reliable, either. I am surprised you let it happen, Donald. Nothing should stop us Disney Characters."

Piglet's Driver: "That's enough, Piglet."

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Piglet's Driver: "Can you push these pirates?"

Piglet: "Of course I can. There is no time to lose. Donald's done too much of that already."

Narrator: "Donald angrily hissed steam as Piglet was coupled to the pirates."

Piglet: "Off we go!"

Narrator: "Said Piglet."

Piglet: "I'll have to go fast to get there in time. Those big Disney Characters are so unreliable."

Piglet's Driver: "Be careful, Piglet."

Narrator: "Called his driver, but Piglet was in a hurry.

He didn't see that the sign had failed, and that he had been diverted into a siding.

Piglet's Driver: "Look out, Piglet!"

Narrator: "Shouted his driver, and applied the brakes, but it was too late!

(CRASH!)

The driver and fireman had jumped clear, but squashed fruit squirted all over Piglet.

Mickey Mouse arrived."

Mickey Mouse: "Piglet, you are not to blame for the sign failure, but I do not run a jam factory!"

Piglet: "Yes sir, no sir!"

Narrator: "And Piglet squelched sadly away.

That night, the house was silent. Donald and Piglet felt very sorry for themselves. At last, Pongo spoke."

Pongo: "You know,"

Narrator: "He said to no one in particular,"

Pongo: "There's more than one way to get jammed. We all learned that today."

Narrator: "Still, there was silence."

Pongo: "What's more. We also learned that sometimes when Disney Characters help each other out of a..'jam', things can still go wrong.

Narrator: "'So?', said a voice."

Pongo: "So, that means we learned a lot today. And there for..."

Narrator: "Then came a chorus."

Other Disney Characters: "We're really useful Disney Characters after all!"