Fraggle Rock/Wilkommen (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Rudy Vallee Doozer as Joel Grey
 * Convincing John as Dr. Teeth
 * Poison Cackler as Gloat
 * Skenfrith as Droop
 * Flange and Wingut Doozer as Wayne and Wanda
 * Mokey Fraggle as Janice
 * Cantus the Minstrel as Zoot
 * Uncle Gobo as Jerry Nelson Muppet
 * Wembley Fraggle as Gonzo
 * Storyteller Fraggle as Mildred Huxtetter
 * The Old Gypsy Lady as Muppet Woman
 * Sprocket as Muppy
 * Fluffinella as Catgut
 * Mudwell the Mudbunny as Baskerville the Hound
 * Fragglettes as Pigs
 * Gobo Fraggle as Kermit the Frog
 * Philo as Statler
 * Gunge as Waldorf

Lyrics
(Main stage. Gobo enters in a tuxedo.)

Gobo Fraggle: Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pride and pleasure that yours truly, Gobo Fraggle, introduces the international star of stage and screen, Rudy Vallee Doozer.

(The curtain opens on a nightclub with various Fraggle Rock characters at tables.)

Rudy Vallee Doozer: Thank you, Kermit. I can't tell you what a pleasure it is for me to be here appearing in the Fraggle cabaret. Never have I entertained in such a place before. So unusual. So bizarre. The most incredible nightclub by far.

(He sings his signature song, "Willkommen", joined by the other Fraggle Rock characters.)

Rudy Vallee Doozer: Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Fremde

Convincing John: Etranger

Poison Cackler: Stranger

Rudy Vallee Doozer: Glucklich zu sehen

The Old Gypsy Lady: Je suis enchantee

Flange and Wingut Doozer: Happy to see you.

Rudy Vallee Doozer: Bliebe, reste, stay Willkommen

Mokey Fraggle and Cantus the Minstrel : Bien venue

Wembley Fraggle and Storyteller Fraggle : Wel come.

Rudy Vallee Doozer: Im cabaret

Everyone: Au cabaret To cabaret

Rudy Vallee Doozer: Meine Damen und Herren.

Convincing John: Mesdames et Messieurs.

Poison Cackler: Ladies and gentlemen.

Rudy Vallee Doozer: Guten Abend.

Convincing John: Bonsoir.

Poison Cackler: Good evening.

Rudy Vallee Doozer: Wie gehts?

Mokey Fraggle: Comment ca va?

Cantus the Minstrel: Do you feel good?

Rudy Vallee Doozer: Ich bin euer Conferencier.

Mokey Fraggle: Je suis votre compere.

Gobo Fraggle: I am your host.

Rudy Vallee Doozer: I am your guest.

Gobo Fraggle: Gotcha.

Everyone: Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome.

Rudy Vallee Doozer: (singing) Im cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret. (spoken) Here life is beautiful. The customers are beautiful. Even the orchestra is beautiful. Have you ever seen such a beautiful orchestra? Well, maybe in a zoo. Even the dancers are beautiful, If your standards aren't too high.

Everyone: Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im cabaret, au cabaret (softly) Wir sagen Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Fremde, etranger

Wembley Fraggle: Stranger!

Rudy Vallee Doozer: Glucklich zu sehen.

Everyone: Je suis enchante

Rudy Vallee Doozer: Happy to see you

Everyone: Bliebe, reste, stay Wir sagen Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im cabaret Au cabaret To cabaret

Gunge: Ehh, another star in the tradition of the late, great Boris Klinger.

Philo: Boris Klinger?! ( Gunge nods) Why, you old fool, Boris Klinger was the worst music-hall act to ever step onto the stage!

Gunge: In your opinion, maybe, but more than 2,000 people attended his final performance.

Philo: Yes, yes. Half of them brought the tar and the rest brought the feathers. Heh!