Toy Story/Veggie Tales Parody Silly Songs With Rex/Love Songs with Yoshi (MARIO GAME SERIES)

The Water Buffalo Song (Toy Story 3 style)
Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Rex, the part of the show where Rex comes out and sings a silly song. So without further adieu... Silly Songs with Rex.

Rex: The Water Buffalo Song...........

Rex: Everybody's got a water buffalo

yours is fast but mine is slow

'oh where do we get them? I don't know

'cause everybody's got a water buffalo

I took my buffalo to the store,

got his head stuck in the door

spilled some lima beans on the floor

oh everybody's got a...........

Mr. Pricklepants: "Stop it, stop, stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing? you can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everybody does not have a water buffalo, we're gonna get nasty letters saying 'where's my water buffalo? why don't I have a water buffalo?' and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so, just stop being so silly!"

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Rex, tune in next time to hear Rex sing:

Rex: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.

tours is pink, but mine is blue.

Hers was small but..............

Mr. Pricklepants: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The Hairbrush Song
Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Rex, the part of the show where Rex comes out and sings a silly song.

Narrator: Our curtain opens as Rex, having just finished his morning bath is searching for his hairbrush, having no success, Rex cries out...............

Rex: Oh, where is my hairbrush?

oh, where is my hairbrush?

oh where

oh where

oh where

oh where

oh where

oh where

oh where

oh where

'oh where... is my hairbrush?'

Narrator: Having heard his cry, Mr. Potato Head enters the scene, shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Rex in a towel, Mr. Potato Head regains his composure and reports.

Mr. Potato Head: I think I saw a hairbrush back there!

Sid: Back there

is my hairbrush

back there

is my hairbrush.

back there

back there

oh where

back there

oh where

back where

back there

back there

back there...

is my hairbrush

Narrator: Having heard his joyous proclomation Bonnie Anderson enters the scene, shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Rex in a towel, Bonnie regains her composure and comments...

Bonnie: Why do you need a hairbrush?

you don't have any hair

Narrator: Rex is taken aback, the thought had never occurred to him, no hair? what would this mean? what will become of him? what will become from his hairbrush? Rex wonders...

Rex: No hair

For my hairbrush

No hair

For my hairbrush

No hair

No where

No hair

No hair

No hair

No where

Back there

No hair...

For my hairbrush!

Narrator: Having heard the wonderings, Woody enters the scene, shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Rex in a towel, Woody regains his composure and confesses...

Woody: Rex,

that old hairbrush of yours...

well, you never use it

you don't really need it

'so well I'm sorry... I didn't know'

but I gave it to Buttercup

'cause he's got hair

Narrator: Feeling a deep sense of loss, Rex stumbles back and lamets...

Rex: Not fair for my hairbrush,

not fair

my poor hairbrush.

not fair

not fair

no hair

not fair

no where

no hair

not fair

not fair!

my little hairbrush

Narrator: Having heard his lament, Buttercup enters the scene, himself in a towel, both Rex and Buttercup are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of... each other. But recognizing Rex's generosity, Buttercup is thankful...

Buttercup: Thanks for the hairbrush..........

Narrator: Yes, good has been done here. Buttercup exits the scene. Rex smiles but still feeling an emotional attatchment for the hairbrush calls out.

Rex: Take care

of my hairbrush.

take care

oh my hairbrush

take care

take care

don't dare

not care

take care

nice hair

no fair

take care

take care...

of my hairbrush.

Narrator: The end..............

The Dance of the Dinosaur
Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Rex. The part of the show where Rex comes out and sings a silly song.

Narrator: Rex will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad, 'The Dance of the Cucumber,' in it's original Spanish, Mr. Potato Head will translate. Rex: "Miren al dinosaurio"

Mr. Potato Head: "Watch the dinosaur"

Rex: "miren como se mueve"

Mr. Potato Head: "see how he moves"

Rex: "como un leon"

Mr. Potato Head: "like a lion"

Rex: "tras un raton."

Mr. Potato Head: "chasing a mouse."

Rex: "Miren al dinosaurio"

Mr. Potato Head: "Watch the dinosuar"

Rex: "sus suaves movimientos"

Mr. Potato Head: "Oh, how smooth his motion"

Rex: "tal como mantequilla"

Mr. Potato Head: "like butter"

Rex: "en un chango pelon."

Mr. Potato Head: "on a ... bald monkey."

Rex: "Miren al dinosaurio"

Mr. Potato Head: "Look at the dinosaur"

Rex: " los amigos de Bonnie de juguete"

Mr. Potato Head: "all Bonnie's toy friends"

Rex: "envidian a su amigo"

Mr. Potato Head: "envy their friend"

Rex: "como el quieren bialar"

Mr. Potato Head: "wishing to dance as he"

Rex: "Dinosaurio bailarin, pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin"

Mr. Potato Head: "Dancing dinosaur, dancing dinosuar, dancing dinosaur"

Rex: "Baila, baila, ya!"

Mr. Potato Head: "Dance, dance, yeah!"

Rex: "Miren al papa"

Mr. Potato Head: "Look at the potato"

Rex: "no es triste?"

Mr. Potato Head: "Isn't it sad?"

Rex: "El no puede bailar."

Mr. Potato Head: "He can't dance."

Rex: "!Pobre papa!"

Mr. Potato Head: "Poor potato!"

Rex: "El deberia poder bailar"

Mr. Potato Head: "He wishes he could dance"

Rex: "Como el dinosaurio"

Mr. Potato Head: "like the dinosuar"

Rex: "libre y suavemente."

Mr. Potato Head: "free and smooth."

Rex: "Pero el no puede danzar."

Mr. Potato Head: "But he can't ... "

Mr. Potato Head: Okay, stop the music, what do you mean I can't dance? I can dance, butwhat about Uncle Leonard's polka party? didn't you see me dancing at Uncle Leonard's polka party?": "No comprendo." Bob: "No comprendo? I'll show you 'No comprendo'!" Jr.: "Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinian garb!" Dad: "Okay, Junior. But we'd better hurry--I think the dwarves have your mother confused with someone else! Say 'Peas!'" All: "Peas!" Larry: "Escuchen el pepino" Bob: "Listen to the cucumber" Larry: "oigan su voz fuerte" Bob: "hear his strong voice" Larry: "como un leon" Bob: "like a lion" Larry: "listo a devorar." Bob: "about to eat." Larry: "Escuchen al pepino" Bob: "Listen to the cucubmer" Larry: "que dulce as su canto" Bob: "oh how sweet his voice" Larry: "la voz de su garganta perece un triar." Bob: "the breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies." Larry: "Escuchen al pepino" Bob: "Listen to the cucumber" Larry: "los vegetales" Bob: "all the vegetables" Larry: "envidian a su amigo" Bob: "envy their friend" Larry: "como el quieren cantar." Bob: "wishing to sing as he." Larry: "Pepino cantador, pepino cantador, pepino cantador" Bob: "Singing cucumber, singing cucumber, singing cucumber" Larry: "canta, canta, ya!" Bob: "sing, sing, yeah!" Larry: "Escuchen al tomate" Bob: "Listen to the tomato" Larry: "?No es triste?" Bob: "Isn't it sad?" Larry: "El no puede cantar." Bob: "He can't sing." Larry: "Pobre tomate." Bob: "Poor tomato." Larry: "El deberia poder cantar" Bob: "He wishes he could sing" Larry: "fuerte y ducle como el pepino" Bob: "strong and sweet like the cucumber" Larry: "Pero no puede ..." Bob: "But he can't ..." Larry: "!Ni siquiera da un silbido!" Bob: "Can't even ... whistle! All right! That's it Senor! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!" Larry: "Adios, amigos!" Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing ..." Larry: "Bob is really angry! I hope he doesn't catch me! It's so hard to run with this sombrero on my head!"