Crayola Colors, Mr. Sketch Markers, Sesame Street Crayons and Crayola Markers/Shaft (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bart Simpson
 * Unmellow Yellow as Lisa Simpson

Lyrics
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? ( Unmellow Yellow: Shaft ) You're damn right Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother, man? ( Unmellow Yellow: Shaft ) Can ya dig it? Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? ( Unmellow Yellow: Shaft ) Right on You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother ( Unmellow Yellow: Shut your mouth ) But I'm talkin' about Shaft ( Unmellow Yellow: Then we can dig it ) He's a complicated man but no one understands him but his woman ( Unmellow Yellow: John Shaft )