The Mr. Men Show/Old MacDonald (from Kids' Favorite Songs)

Cast

 * Mr. Happy as Big Bird
 * Mr. Small as Elmo
 * Mr. Bounce as Count von Count
 * Mr. Grumpy as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Mr. Happy: (spoken) Ha, ha! It's me, Mr. Happy!

You know what? Mr. Small, Mr. Bounce and I are getting ready to sing Old MacDonald!

You wanna sing with us?

The Kids: Sure, Mr. Happy!

Mr. Happy: Okay! We'll sing all the words and you sing all the E-I-E-I-Os! Are you ready?

The Kids: Yeah!

Mr. Happy: Old MacDonald had a farm

E-I-E-I-O!

And on that farm, he had a laugh.

E-I-E-I-O!

With a ha ha here and a ha ha there

Here a ha there a ha everywhere a ha ha!

Old McDonald had a farm!

E-I-E-I-O!

(spoken) Okay, Mr. Small. It's your turn to sing.

Mr. Small: (spoken) Yay! Mr. Small gets to sing! Rizzo gets to sing! Everybody sing with Mr. Small!

(singing) Old MacDonald had a farm

E-I-E-I-O!

and on that farm he had some giggles

E-I-E-I-O!

with a hee hee here and a hee hee there here a hee there a hee everywhere a hee hee

old MacDonald had a farm

E-I-E-I-O!

Mr. Bounce: (spoken) Ha, ha! Really good, everyone!

But now, it's time for Mr. Bounce to sing!

Kids, you sing with me, too!

That's two E's, two I's and an O! Ha, ha! (singing) Old MacDonald had a farm

E-I-E-I-O!

And on that farm, he had some bounces!

E-I-E-I-O!

Ha, ha! With a bounce bounce here, and bounce bounce there, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce...

Mr. Happy: (spoken) Uh, Mr. Bounce? Mr. Bounce! Wait a minute! Somebody stop him!

Mr. Happy: (spoken) What is it, Mr. Happy? What is it? I'm bouncing!

Mr. Happy: (spoken) Well, I'm sorry. But you sang too long!

Mr. Bounce: (spoken) Sang too long? Oh! Sorry, Mr. Happy! Ha, ha! But when it comes to bouncing, I get a little carried away! Ah, ah, ah!

Mr. Grumpy: (spoken) Hey, what's all the racket?

Mr. Happy: (spoken) Oh, we're singing, Mr. Grumpy. Would you like to join us?

Mr. Grumpy: (spoken) You know I hate singing!

Mr. Happy: (spoken) Oh, come on, Mr. Grumpy! Just sing one verse with us?

Mr. Grumpy: (spoken) Well, all right, but one verse and that's it! And I guess it's okay for you kids to sing along, too.

(singing) Old MacDonald had a farm.

E-I-E-I-O!

And on that farm, he had a grouch!

E-I-E-I-O!

with a yuck yuck here and a yuck yuck there here a yuck there a yuck everywhere a yuck yuck

Old MacDonald had a farm!

E-I-E-I-O!

(spoken) Oh, that was terrible!

Mr. Happy: (spoken) Okay, let's all sing!

Mr. Men and the Kids: Old MacDonald had a farm!

E-I-E-I-O!

And on that farm, he had everybody!

E-I-E-I-O!

Mr. Happy: With a ha ha here!

Mr. Small: And a hee hee there!

Mr. Bounce: Here a bounce! There a bounce!

Mr. Grumpy: Everywhere a yuck yuck!

Mr. Men and the Kids: Old MacDonald had a farm!

E-I-E-I-

Mr. Happy: Ha ha!

Mr. Bounce: Bounce, bounce!

Mr. Grumpy: Yuck! Yuck!

Mr. Small: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

Mr. Bounce: Ah, ah! I loved it!

Mr. Grumpy: I hated it! Heh, heh!