PocketBac/It's You, Bird, It's You (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Vanilla Icing as Big Bird
 * Vanilla Cupcake as Snuffy

Lyrics
Vanilla Cupcake: Vanilla Icing! Vanilla Icing! Tell me why are you so angry?

Vanilla Icing: Just leave me alone! I'm not talking to you!

Vanilla Cupcake: But, but, but what about my birthday party?

Vanilla Icing: Huh! I'm not coming and the Great Nineteeni isn't coming either!

Vanilla Cupcake: But, Vanilla Icing, please tell me why are you so angry?

Vanilla Icing: I'll tell you why I'm so angry. All you care about is the Great Nineteeni putting on a magic show! You don't care if I get to dance or play games or have any fun at your party! And you don't care about me and you don't want me at your party! Ha! Hmmm...

Vanilla Cupcake: That's not true, Vanilla Icing. I do care about you. Oh, sure, I loved the Great Nineteeni and all the magic that you do. And I like him, but not the way I like you, Vanilla Icing. I mean, you're my best friend and I like you just the way you are.

Vanilla Icing: Yeah, right.

Vanilla Cupcake: Oh, it's true, Vanilla Icing. Not just because you're the Great Nineteeni.

Vanilla Icing: It's not?

Vanilla Cupcake: (spoken) Of course not. (singing) It's you, Vanilla Icing, it's you. It's not just the things that you do. Your magic is great, that's true. But I think it's first-rate because it's magic from you. It's not just one little thing that you're green or big or you sing. It's all of the above because it's you that I love. Yes, it's you, Vanilla Icing, it's you.

Vanilla Icing: You really mean it, Vanilla Cupcake? It's me?

Vanilla Cupcake: It's you, Vanilla Icing, it's you. It's not just the things that you do. And I love what you do because it's you being you and no one is true can be you just like you. Am I making it clear? Are you starting to hear that's it's you, Vanilla Icing, it's you.

Vanilla Icing: Are you saying to me that it's me being me?

Vanilla Cupcake: (spoken) Yes! (singing) It's not just one little thing that you're yellow or big or you sing. It's all of the above because it's you that I love. Yes, it's you, Vanilla Icing, it's you.

Vanilla Icing: Gee, Vanilla Cupcake, from what you're saying that it's me. It's really me.

Vanilla Cupcake: (spoken) Yes! (singing) It's true, Vanilla Icing. It's you, Vanilla Icing. It's you, you, you, Vanilla Icing. It's you dilly doo dilly doo dilly you. Dilly you, Vanilla Icing. It's you. It's you. (spoken) So you know how I feel now, Vanilla Icing?

Vanilla Icing: Well, I don't know. I guess so. Oh, I'm not sure.

Vanilla Cupcake: So will you come to my party, Vanilla Icing? Not as the Great Nineteeni, but as yourself and have fun dancing and playing games and wearing party hats?

Vanilla Icing: Well, I don't know. I guess I'll have to think about it.

Vanilla Cupcake: Oh, dear. I hope that means he'll come. Oh, dear.