The Tales of Winston S. Snowball

=The Birth of Winston S. Snowball= Winston Screwtape Snowball was born on April 26, 1981 to Edward Snowball and Lindy Snowball. Seemingly a normal child, it soon became apparent that he was somehow exceptional. The exact cause of his greatness is not known, however we are given a clue to his greatness from records that show a stressed nurse accidently dribbled the blood of Chuck Norris on the child. =The Adventures of Winston S. Snowball=