Muppets Most Wanted nail polish/Cookie's R Rap Song (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Miss Piggy's Big Number as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Miss Piggy's Big Number: (spoken) Hi. Today letter of day is ha, ha, R. Yeah. Like in word "rap". Yeah. So today me rap with letter R. Kick it! (singing) Now me show you letter R Letter R may sound like "rrrr" and me not gonna eat it though me really wish me were. 'Cause me love letter R. Me love it hotter than a sauna. Me would gobble R right up except me promise me not gonna. Oh, R made tummy rumble. Me repeat me want to chew it me regret me gotta tell you me not gonna do it 'cause although me really hungry to eat R would be wrong. 'Cause me rule is no eat letter while me singing letter song. Yes, me rule is don't eat letter while me singing letter song. (spoken) Hey, song over. Ha, ha. No rule about eating letter after singing letter song. Ha, ha, ha. Nom, nom, nom. (munching sounds) Oh, that delicious.