Big Mickey Bugs (RS Mr. Conductor and Friends episode)

Big Mickey Bugs is the first episode of the fifth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the one-hundred and fifth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Cranky Bugs.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
 * Spike (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Duck
 * Big Mickey (from TUGS) as Cranky
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Mater (from Cars) as Butch (cameo)

Transcript
Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor and Bart enjoy working in the docks. They like the sea air and the sound of the gulls.

But one day, the friends were feeling hot and bothered. A crane was causing trouble. his name was Big Mickey, and this was his first day at the docks."

Big Mickey: "You're useless little bugs!"

Narrator: "He called from above."

Big Mickey: "If you put these boxes on the inside lines, then I wouldn't have so far to travel!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "We always arrange our cargo like this, and no crane has ever complained before."

Big Mickey: "Well, I'm complaining now!"

Narrator: "And Big Mickey banged his load down on the keyside.

Later, the two TV Characters met Garfield and Schemer and told them about Big Mickey."

Garfield: "Cranes are hairy fairy things, they need a lot of attention, like me, in fact."

Narrator: "Said Garfield."

Schemer: "You should see the situation from Big Mickey's point of view."

Narrator: "Huffed Schemer."

Schemer: "He's high up in the air, coping with wind, rain, and baking sun, then he looks down and sees you two little TV Characters being annoying! No wonder he calls you 'bugs'.

Narrator: "When Big Mickey heard that the big TV characters agreed with him, he grew bossier still."

Big Mickey: "Come on, come on! Push those boxes closer to me!"

Narrator: "But Bart was too upset to concentrate, and pushed the boxes too far."

(Big Mickey drops his load on Bart)

Narrator: "Poor Bart.

Then, Big Mickey played a trick on RS Mr. Conductor."

Big Mickey: "Push your boxes onto the outside line! It's easier for me to load up!"

Narrator: "So RS Mr. Conductor did.

But Big Mickey left the loads beside the boxes, not in them."

Big Mickey: "You must have known my arm can't reach you there!"

Narrator: "Complained Big Mickey. This mix-up caused confusion and delay.

Mayor Adam West was most upset."

Mayor Adam West: "RS Mr. Conductor and Bart, this new crane has an important job to do. I have heard you have not been helping him today. You will go to your homes and consider how you will improve yourselves tomorrow."

Narrator: "Now, RS Mr. Conductor and Bart were upset, too.

That evening, a big storm raged across the land.

Big Mickey and the big TV Characters were trapped at the docks."

Spike: "We're sure to be safe in this shed."

Narrator: "Said Spike.

But he was wrong.

The TV Characters had no idea they were about to be put in great danger by an old tramp steamer. It was out of control, and running aground, straight into the sheds!"

Big Mickey: "AAAAH!" (Falls Over)

Homer, Garfield, Schemer and Spike: "Help!"

Narrator: "Called the TV Characters from inside the shed."

Big Mickey: "I can't."

Narrator: "Called Big Mickey pathetically.

When the storm was over, Mayor West rushed to the scene of the destruction."

Mayor Adm West: "RS Mr. Conductor and Bart will help you."

Narrator: "He called to Big Mickey."

Mayor Adam West: "And then you can help the TV Characters."

Big Mickey: "Oh, please, hurry!"

Narrator: "Cried Big Mickey."

Big Mickey: "And tell them I'm sorry I was rude to them!"

Mayor Adam West: "So it was you!"

Narrator: "Murmered Mayor West."

Mayor Adam West: "I owe those TV Characters an apology."

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor and Bart soon came to the rescue.

And it wasn't too long before Big Mickey was upright again, and clearing the wreckage.

At last, all the TV Characters were free."

Garfield: "Oh, thank you."

Narrator: "Said Garfield."

Garfield: "What would I have done without you?"

Big Mickey: "Well, I had to be rescued before I could help you.

But I never thought it would be done by a couple of bu... bu..."

Narrator: "Big Mickey was about to say 'bugs', but he quickly corrected himself."

Big Mickey: "Uh, small TV Characters, thank you. I'll never be rude again. However, you two mites are in my way, so move over!"

Bart: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Said Bart."

Bar: "He's back to bugging us!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Don't move! You're still attached to Big Mickey!"

Narrator: "But it was too late."

(Big Mickey Falls Over)

Narrator: "Big Mickey still looks down on the two little TV Characters, but ever since that stormy night, he never calls them 'bugs' or 'mites', because he knows they may bite back."