Grand Theft City (Robot Chicken)/Thomas

Parody Cast Members

 * Mario as Thomas
 * Luigi as Percy
 * Yoshi as Edward
 * Hooker as Gordon
 * Little Girl as Emily
 * Teenage Girl as Mavis
 * Cops as Troublesome Trucks
 * Zombies as Coaches

Transcript
(Thomas & Percy are chugging on themselves along the railroad.)

Percy: Oh no, Thomas! The bridge, she's-a closed.

(The bridge is out. So, they turn to a different path. They come to a fork in the road.)

Thomas: Uh, which way should we go?

(They choose the right path. When they enter Island of Sodor, their trains right front tire blows out.)

Percy: Oh, look at that! We got a flat tire!

Thomas: Look! A repair garage. I'll pull in there.

(The trains enter the garage. When they come out, they are in a different car.)

Thomas: Mama mia! Percy we've got a friend-out ride!

(The car lifts on its wheels, and the trains chugging over to a parking meter and stop.)

Percy: We need some coins Thomas, We have-a no money.

Thomas: Leave-a it to me.

(Thomas goes under a brick building. He tries to smash it to get coins, but just bangs his head instead. Percy rushes over.)

Percy: Thomas are you okay? Oh, look. It's a turtle. (Emily is walking her turtle on a leash. Percy, thinking it is a reptile, jumps and kills it. also purple blood)

Emily: What are you doing?! You just killed my turtle!

Percy: Oh, my god! Uh, I'm-a so sorry!

(Five "Most Wanted" stars appear in the top of the screen. One fills in. A policeman arrives on the scene.)

Troublesome Truck: Hey, what's going on here?

Mario: Luigi let's get out of here!

(Thomas and Percy flee the scene. Another star fills in as the cop shoots at them. The trains chugging to Gordon and mistake her for Mavis.)

Thomas: Look, Percy! It's the princess! (to hooker) Princess, you must-a come with us!

Gordon: I'll suck your [chessecake] for fifty bucks.

Mario: Princess!

Luigi: Do you accept-a coins?

Mario: Come on, Mavis! We've got to go!

(They grab Gordon and flee. Another star fills in as Mavis spots them.)

Mavis: Uh-uh! Uh-uh! No, that's my train girl! (He shoots at them. Thomas is wounded.)

Thomas: Oh no! I'm-a hit! What is this?

Gordon: That's blood, baby.

Percy: Oh, Thomas! We need to find you some-a mushrooms so you can-a heal.

Gordon: I know just the guy.

(They drive up to some drug trains. One of them offers a "Magic Mushroom" to Thomas.)

Duck: (gives Thomas a Magic Mushroom) This is some really good, man.

(Mario eats the mushroom. When he is finished, his eyes swell up.)

Mario: Ah-ha-hi! Oo-hoo! Wow! I feel-a really good! Look at the pretty colors. Ha-hi! Hoo-hoo! Hee-hee!

(The hooker and the drug trains all flee. Another star fills in as the trains are pursued by the police.)

Percy: Oh, cheeze! It's the fuzz!

Thomas: (thinks he sees coins on the road) Ah-ha-ha! I-a feel so funny! Look, there's-a coins everywhere! Ha-ha! I'm-a rich!

Percy: Thomas, no!

(The coins are actually pedestrians as Thomas runs over them. The final "Most Wanted" star fills in.)

Percy: I think I should-a drive!

(They crash and fly out of the car.)

Troublesome Truck: Freeze! Put your hands in the air! (The trains do so. Unfortunately, Percy has a wrench.)

Troublesome Truck: Aaah! He's got a wrench!

Troublesome Truck: Take him down!

(The troublesome trucks shoot Percy also green blood.)

Thomas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Percy: Maama-mia! (chokes and dies)

Thomas: He's-a marinating in his own Ragù! You killed-a my brother! You sons of-a creppers!

(Thomas grabs a M3 submachine gun and shoots the troublesome trucks and blows up the police cars. A helicopter is also shot down and crashes into a nearby building.)

(The army and SWAT show up.)

Mario: You'll never take me alive, you mother t-- (They shoot him.) Ughh!

(Mario dies as his yellow blood spills out onto the sidewalk. The screen fades to black.)

(Edward is chugging by himself and comes to a fork in the road from the beginning. He chooses the left path.)

Edward: Hmmm... Diesel Land sounds lovely!

(Edward enters Diesel Land f and promptly gets eaten by coaches.)