The Freakin' FCC (Fanboy and Chum Chum Version)

Cast

 * Fanboy as Peter Griffin
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer as Brian Griffin
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason as Stewie Griffin
 * Yo as Lois Griffin

Lyrics

 * Yo: Fanboy, I'm sorry, but you left me no choice. I've called the FCC.
 * Fanboy: Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC!, They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Zey vill make you take ein tinkle vhen you vant to take ein vee.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss.
 * Fanboy, Sigmund The Sorcerer and Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: It's the plain situation!, There's no negotiation!
 * Fanboy: With the fellas at the freaking FCC!
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Zey're as stuffy as ze stuffiest uf special interest groups.
 * Fanboy: Make a joke about yours bowels and they order in the troops.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Any wizard with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
 * Fanboy, Sigmund The Sorcerer and Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Take a tip, take a lesson!, You'll never win by messing.
 * Fanboy: With the fellas at the freaking FCC. And if you find yourself with some young cutie thing, You're gonna have to do her with your jingling bell, because you can't say wang!, So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Und zey stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: I can think of quite another place they should stuck it first!
 * Fanboy, Sigmund The Sorcerer and Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: They may just be neurotic or possibly psychotic They're the fellas at the freaking FCC!