Sesame Street Avalon 12 Crayons/Isn't That Funny? (from The Book of Pooh)

Cast

 * Ernie Orange as Tigger
 * Bert Yellow as Winnie the Pooh
 * Prairie Dawn Pink as Piglet
 * Big Bird Yellow as Rabbit
 * Herry Monster Blue as Eeyore

Lyrics
Bert Yellow, Prairie Dawn Pink and Big Bird Yellow : Well, hello friends, hello folks We're here with silly gags and jokes

Bert Yellow: Like Bert Yellow slipping in a puddle of honey Isn't that funny?

Prairie Dawn Pink, Big Bird Yellow and Herry Monster Blue : Isn't that funny?

Big Bird Yellow: As the monkey told the giraffe "I double dare you not to laugh"

Prairie Dawn Pink: Hey, look, it's raining But the sky's still sunny Isn't that funny?

Bert Yellow, Big Bird Yellow and Herry Monster Blue : Isn't that funny?

Bert Yellow, Prairie Dawn Pink , Big Bird Yellow and Herry Monster Blue : You laughed every other time we did that one before What's the matter, Ernie Orange? Don't you get it anymore?

Ernie Orange: (snores)

Big Bird Yellow: Tell me, Prairie Dawn Pink: What time is it when a heffalump sits on your fence?

Prairie Dawn Pink: I wouldn't know, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: Time to get a new fence. And what time is it when a heffalump sits on your house?

Prairie Dawn Pink: Time to get a new house?

Big Bird Yellow: Time to get a new heffalump!

Ernie Orange: Stop, my sides are splittin'.

Bert Yellow: With a ha ha ha

Prairie Dawn Pink: And a hee hee hee

Big Bird Yellow: I know you really wanna laugh at me

Bert Yellow: Listen, Ernie Orange, my nose is runny

Bert Yellow, Prairie Dawn Pink , Big Bird Yellow and Herry Monster Blue : Is n't that funny?

Ernie Orange: No, it isn't that funny

Prairie Dawn Pink: Oh, why'd the chicken cross the road? Ernie Orange, can't you say?

Ernie Orange: She was sick of them lousy jokes She had to get away

Bert Yellow: Knock knock, Ernie Orange.

Ernie Orange: Who's there?

Bert Yellow: Amos.

Ernie Orange: Amos, who?

Bert Yellow: ''A mosquito just bit me. Knock knock.''

Ernie Orange: Who's there, now?

Bert Yellow: Andy.

Ernie Orange: Andy who?

Bert Yellow: And he just bit me again.

Ernie Orange: I don't think my laugh is asleep. I think it just left town.

Bert Yellow and Big Bird Yellow : Here's a gag that cannot fail Let's play jump rope with Herry Monster Blue's tail

Prairie Dawn Pink: A bumbling bear and a bouncing bunny

Herry Monster Blue: It's not the best day I ever had As a matter of fact, it's pretty bad But since you asked, I'm feeling crummy Isn't that funny?

Bert Yellow: Uh, I don't think so.

Prairie Dawn Pink: No, Herry Monster Blue.

Big Bird Yellow: No, not at all.

Bert Yellow, Prairie Dawn Pink and Big Bird Yellow : We don't need a big guffaw

Prairie Dawn Pink: Just a giggle and a half

Big Bird Yellow: Come on, Ernie Orange, we're dying up here

Bert Yellow, Prairie Dawn Pink and Big Bird Yellow : Dying to hear you laugh

We hope you liked our little game But without you, it's not the same 'Cause the way you laugh is just the best And if you joined our chuckle-fest Every joke would land right on the money

Bert Yellow, Prairie Dawn Pink , Big Bird Yellow and Herry Monster Blue : Is n't that funny? Is n't that funny? Is n't that funny?

Ernie Orange: No, it isn't that funny! I'll never get my laugh back.