Random Characters/Dum of a Son of a Gun (from Fraggle Rock)

Cast

 * Bert (from Sesame Street) as Pa Gorg
 * Animal (from The Muppets) as Junior Gorg

Lyrics
Bert: A son, a son, A dummy for a son. It's bad enough you huff and puff, To make a kingdom run.

Why, should I, Be forced to satisfy, A witless, wonder, dunder, blunder, Dummy of a son?

Animal: Dum de dum of a son de dum of a gun De dum of a son de dum of a gun

Bert: So come, someone, And take away my son. My enemies attack and tease, Until the kingdom's done.

But worse, I curse, The wretched Universe, That brought a witless, dunder, blunder, Dummy of a son.

Animal: Dum de dum of a son de dum of a gun De dum of a son de dum of a gun

Bert: My son, my son, You're stupid as they come. I taught you all that I recall, So how come you're so dumb?

I cry, good-bye, I'll prob'ly go and hide, But always here behind my rear, I see my stupid son.

Animal: Dum de dum of a son de dum of a gun De dum of a son de dum of a gun De dum de dum de dum de dum de