Fraggle Rock Crayons/Tall Short Texans (from Elmo's Lowdown Hoedown)

Cast

 * Red Fraggle Yellow as Big Bird
 * Radish Red as Elmo

Lyrics
Red Fraggle Yellow: Well I'm a tall, tall Texan I'm talking tall, tall, tall (He comes from Texas and he's really tall) I change a light bulb easy I play great basketball (He's great at light bulbs and at basketball) Even the longest long-johns Are always way too small (The longest long-johns always way too small)

Radish Red: Radish Red's a short, short Texan He's talking real petite (He comes from Texas and he's real petite) Radish Red has tripped my share of bad guys So better watch your feet (He trips up bad guys, better watch your feet) (spoken) Not you, Red Fraggle Yellow. Even one tiny little meatball Is way too big to eat (One tiny meatball's way too big to eat)

Red Fraggle Yellow: Yeah, when I drop my toothpick There's just one guy to call

Radish Red: Ya call a short, short Texan 'Cause it's too low for y'all And when Radish Red need some boosting To hop onto my horse

Red Fraggle Yellow: You call a tall, tall Texan Like your buddy, of course

Radish Red: (spoken) Of course! Hee-haw! (scatting) Yeah!

Red Fraggle Yellow: Well, I'm a tall, tall Texan Hitting the dusty trail (He's a tall Texan 'bout to hit the trail)

Radish Red: Bert Yellow. (coughing) Boy, it sure is dusty. Next to a short, short Texan We stick together without fail (They're gonna stick together without fail)

Red Fraggle Yellow and Radish Red : We'd like to thank you folks for listening' To this here short tall tale (laughing)