Egmont Imagination/Old Bad Polly (from Muppet Sing-Alongs: Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Skipper (from Skipper & Skeeto) as Polly Lobster
 * Plif (from Plonsters) as Murray the Minstrel
 * Paz (from The Paz Show) as Walleye Pike
 * Tommy the Turtle (from The Paz Show) as One-Eyed Jack
 * The Ugly Duckling (from The Fairytaler) as Seagull

Lyrics
Skipper: (spoken) Here's my song. It's about a boat. Heh, heh, heh. (singing) Old Bad Skipper had a boat. Yo Ho Yo Ho...

Plif: Huh?

Paz: What?

Skipper: And on my boat I had some sails. Yo Ho Yo Ho...

Plif and Paz : H o!

Skipper: And the wind blew here and the wind blew there. Here a wind.

Tommy the Turtle: There a wind.

Skipper: Everywhere a wind-wind! Old Bad Skipper had a boat. Yo Ho Yo Ho...

Plif and Paz : H o!

Tommy the Turtle: Old Bad Skipper had a boat.

Skipper: Yo Ho Yo Ho...

Paz: Ho!

Plif: And on his boat he had an ugly duckling.

Skipper: Yo Ho Yo Ho...

Paz: Ho!

Plif: With a...

The Ugly Duckling: Quack, quack!

Tommy the Turtle: Here and a...

The Ugly Duckling: Quack, quack!

Plif: There, here a...

The Ugly Duckling: Quack!

Paz: There a...

The Ugly Duckling: Quack!

Tommy the Turtle: Everywhere a...

The Ugly Duckling: Quack! Quack!

Skipper: Old Bad Skipper had a boat.

Plif, Paz and Tommy the Turtle : Yo Ho Yo Ho Ho...

Skipper: Let me take another verse. Old Bad Skipper had a boat.

Plif, Paz and Tommy the Turtle : Yo Ho Yo Ho Ho...

Skipper: And on my boat I had a boom.

Skipper, Plif , Paz and Tommy the Turtle : Yo Ho Yo Ho Ho...

Skipper: With a boom, boom here and a boom, boom there.

Plif: Here a boom.

Paz: There a boom.

Skipper: Everywhere a boom. Aaah!

Plif, Paz and Tommy the Turtle : Old Bad Skipper had a boat Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo!

Plif: (cackling) Did you see that, matey?

Paz: Into the drink.

Plif: Aye.