Muppets/The National Association of W Lovers (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Floyd Pepper as Bert
 * Dr. Teeth as Ernie
 * J.P. Grosse as Mr. Johnson
 * Leo, Grump, Franklin and Clive Cahuenga as The National Association of W Lovers Anything Muppet Members

Lyrics
( Dr. Teeth, J.P. Grosse , Leo , Grump , Franklin and Clive Cahuenga talk to one another.)

Floyd Pepper: All right, all right, all right, everybody. Settle down. Come on now.

(clears his throat)

Welcome to the weekly meeting of the National Association of "W" Lovers. We are gathered here today to pay tribute to that great letter "W" and the wondrous sound it makes ..."Wuh!" Isn't that lovely? "Wuh!" Yeah, it makes the heart pound faster. All right. Now if you all turn to page four in the manual, we will sing the club's song. All right, everybody, turn to page four. That's it. All right. Now is everybody ready? Here we go.

(Music starts)

I'll begin. You can join in later. Here we go.

(sung) Oh, what is the letter we love? What sound are we extra fond of? It's not any trouble You know it's a "W" When you hear "Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh!"

Without this fine letter You couldn't say "wash" Or "witch," "wax," or "wiggle" My gosh! Huh! There wouldn't be "wet," "warm," or "walrus" Oh wow! There wouldn't be "wood" Would there now? Uh-uh! Without this great "Wuh" sound Well, "wink" would be "ink" And "week" would be "eek" Don't you see? Of course. A fine word like "waffle" Would turn out just "awful" Oh, "W's" grand as can be (spoken) All right, everybody!

( Dr. Teeth, J.P. Grosse , Leo , Grump , Franklin and Clive Cahuenga sing along with Floyd Pepper .)

Floyd Pepper, Dr. Teeth , J.P. Grosse , Leo , Grump , Franklin and Clive Cahuenga : So what is the letter we love? The sound that we're extra fond of? It's not any trouble You know it's a "W" When you hear "Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh!"

Floyd Pepper: (spoken) One more time!

Floyd Pepper, Dr. Teeth , J.P. Grosse , Leo , Grump , Franklin and Clive Cahuenga : When you hear "Wuh -wuh -wuh -wuh!"

(Music ends)

Floyd Pepper: (spoken) Oh wow! That was wonderful!