Tiffy33's Hated Characters/Baby, You Can Count on Me (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Mr. Nosey as Count von Count
 * Irvine as Baby Natasha

Lyrics
Mr. Nosey: I got one mouth, I got one nose, and I've got lots and lots of toes.

Baby, you can count on me.

I've got two hands, I got two feet and my trousers have one cheat (?).

Baby, you can count on me.

I got two cheeks, I've got two hips. I got one beard, I've got two lips.

And you see, as handsome as can be. (?)

And if you think I've got one face, well, you're right, that is the case.

Well, baby, you can count on me.

Count my fingers and my fingertips, my belly button too.

And my knuckles, thumbs and elbows.

Say, it's not that hard to see.

Count my chest and count my heart.

This fact will really thrill you.

Yes, counting all my body parts will comfort and fulfill you.

Count my tummy just for fun. You will find I have just one.

Baby, you can count on me.

Count my pinkies and my wrists. Count my toes and count my fists.

Oh baby, you can count on me.

And to show you that I care, I will let you count the hair.

That grows all on my count's anatomy (?)

And here's news you'll want to hear. Don't be afraid to count the ears.

Yes, baby, you can count on me.