Sesame Street You Do Hue nail polish/Roosevelt Franklin Counts (from The Year of Roosevelt Franklin)

Cast

 * Monsterpiece as Roosevelt Franklin
 * I Count Even... as Roosevelt Franklin's Mother

Lyrics
Monsterpiece: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pig feet. But my name's not Peter Piper. It's Monsterpiece and I lived on Sesame Street and this is my mother and she can't find me no matter which way she looks with both of her eyes.

I Count Even...: Where is he? Where is that Divine Swine?

Monsterpiece: (scatting) Did somebody call me by my first name first and my second name second?

I Count Even...: Yes, somebody did. Now look, it's about time you got here. Now come on, we've got to go through with these numbers.

Monsterpiece: My numbers, I know my numbers, mama. I know my numbers. 1 to 10, 1 to 10. Oh, I know my numbers.

I Count Even...: Uh, huh. We're gonna...we're gonna see how much you know your numbers.

I Count Even...: Oh, yeah?

I Count Even...: Monsterpiece, how old are you? Monsterpiece: You know, I used to be 1, now I’m going on 2. I Count Even...: Well, what you gonna do when you get to 3? Monsterpiece: I’m gonna look my daddy right in the knee.

I Count Even...: Uh, huh. You're his baby boy.

Monsterpiece: I believe it. I relax. Okay, how about that?

I Count Even...: And Monsterpiece, when you get to 4? Monsterpiece: I’ll get me some candy from the candy store I Count Even...: What you gonna do when you get to 5? Monsterpiece: (singing) I’m gonna get some honey from the old beehive (spoken) Hey, mama, can you hear that beehive?

I Count Even...: I know it. But I want to stay away from getting sting.

Monsterpiece: Come on.

I Count Even...: Well, Monsterpiece, what about 6? Monsterpiece: I’ll get my first job hauling bricks I Count Even...: What you gonna do when you get to 7? Monsterpiece: I’m goin’ past the judge and say good morning to the Reverend

I Count Even...: Oh, that's nice.

Monsterpiece: That's my man, the reverend! All right with me and my mama.

I Count Even...: (spoken) All right. (singing) What you gonna do when you get to 8? Monsterpiece: Gonna eat all the collar greens off of my plate I Count Even...: What you gonna do when you get to 9? Monsterpiece: I’m gonna take a ride on the railroad line. Choo-choo! Whoo-whoo!

I Count Even...: (spoken) Oh, oh, you ever so have a soul. (singing) Monsterpiece, when you get to 10?

Monsterpiece: I’m going back to one and start over again—like this :

1 ( I Count Even...: Uh, huh! ) 2 ( I Count Even...: Ooh! ) 3 ( I Count Even...: Uh, huh! ) 4 ( I Count Even...: Yes! ) 5 ( I Count Even...: Nice! ) 6 ( I Count Even...: Aha! ) 7 ( I Count Even...: Oh! ) 8 ( I Count Even...: Yay! ) 9 10

I Count Even...: Oh! How come I can’t do that, too? Monsterpiece: ‘Cause you can’t do like Monsterpiece do You see, I’m Monsterpiece ( I Count Even...: Uh, huh. Yes. ) My name is Monsterpiece I Count Even...: Yeah, oh he’s Monsterpiece, Monsterpiece: that’s all right You see, this Monsterpiece, he’s out-a-site I Count Even...: And Monsterpiece knows his numbers!