Horrid Lorry Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to Horrid Lorry.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Henry
 * James
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Cranky
 * The Three Lorries
 * Butch (does not speak)
 * Edward (cameo)
 * Gordon (cameo)
 * Duck (cameo)
 * Donald (cameo)

Transcript

 * Alec Baldwin: It was a busy time at the docks. All the engines were working hard, pushing and pulling freight cars about. One day, Percy was late. Cranky the Crane was quick to criticize.
 * Cranky: These ships can't be kept waiting. They have important cargo. If they miss the tides, they will be delayed at the docks. You should look up to the ships and show more respect. You are after all only little.
 * Percy: We've got too much work.
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed Percy.
 * Cranky: Then perhaps a lorry should do the job.
 * Alec Baldwin: Percy was shocked. He told the other engines what Cranky had said.
 * James: Stuff and nonsense!
 * Alec Baldwin: Snorted James.
 * Henry: We engines rerun this island.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Henry.
 * Percy: What if a lorry does arrive?
 * Alec Baldwin: I'm afraid he did. Along with two more. Cranky was delighted.
 * Cranky: Hey you down there. Your jobs done now. These lorries are taking over. One of them wants to talk to you.
 * Alec Baldwin: The lorry was very rude.
 * Lorry 2: What's that steaming lump of scrap iron doing here? Be off with you!
 * Percy: Scrap iron? Steaming scrap iron? Pah!
 * Alec Baldwin: A little later, Percy met Thomas and James. Another lorry was being rude to them. Then he saw Percy.
 * Lorry 1: Oh, look. It's a little green goblin on wheels. Ha! You'd be scrapped. Just you wait and see.
 * Thomas: Well, bust my boiler. What a horrid lorry.
 * Alec Baldwin: Explained Thomas.
 * James: Despicable!
 * Alec Baldwin: Agreed James. The next engine to meet a lorry was Toby.
 * Lorry 2: Well, well, well. No wonder this railway's a mess. You belong into this museum, not working at the quarry.
 * Toby: I might look old, but I'm really useful.
 * Lorry 2: Useful? Pah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied the lorry.
 * Lorry 2: Just you toodle off.
 * Toby: Toodle?!
 * Alec Baldwin: Spluttered Toby.
 * Toby's Driver: Come on, Toby.
 * Alec Baldwin: Interrupted his driver.
 * Toby's Driver: Don't bother to argue with him. We'll go to the flour mill instead.
 * Alec Baldwin: But when they arrived at the flour mill, Toby was shocked to see yet another lorry.
 * Toby: What are you doing here?
 * Lorry 3: We three are doing your work now. You're too slow.
 * Alec Baldwin: The foreman spoke to Toby's driver.
 * Foreman: I'm sorry. Times are changing I'm afraid.
 * Toby's Driver: Toby might me old.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied his driver.
 * Toby's Driver: But he's reliable. Come on, Toby. We'll go to the farms. They'll still use us.
 * Alec Baldwin: Toby trundled sadly away. His railway ran through a narrow gorge. But vehicles had take a steep and dangerous road. When Toby arrived, he saw the lorry from the quarry again. It was loaded with rock.
 * Toby: That lorry's in trouble.
 * Alec Baldwin: Thought Toby. And he was.
 * (Lorry 2 falls down the gorge and towards the ground leaving Toby speechless)
 * Alec Baldwin: The driver was thrown clear.
 * Driver: Rotten roads.
 * Alec Baldwin: He muttered. The wrecked lorry was taking to the docks. Percy looked at the lorry.
 * Percy: What's this lump of steaming scrap iron?
 * Alec Baldwin: He teased.
 * Lorry 2: I'll be back.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied the lorry.
 * Lorry 2: So you can wipe that silly smile off your smokebox.
 * Percy: Ha!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Percy and wheeshed him loudly. Then Butch the breakdown vehicle arrived. He was towing the lorry from the flour mill.
 * Toby's Driver: What happened?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked Toby's driver.
 * Cander: He was overloaded with flour.
 * Alec Baldwin: Cander replied.
 * Cander: And he broke down.
 * Toby: Not very useful now are you?
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Toby.
 * Lorries: Grr!
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied the lorries. Then James whistled excitedly.
 * James: They're bringing in the third lorry on a barge. What happened to that one?
 * Alec Baldwin: James asked.
 * Tow Truck Man: Stupid Lorry was reversing and fell straight into the sea.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said the Tow Truck Man. Later, Thomas arrived. He looked at the three lorries and laughed.
 * Thomas: Well, well, well. The brothers grimm. Smashed, broken and sunk.
 * Alec Baldwin: The lorries didn't return, and the engines now work even harder to make sure they'll ever learn.