Muppets/The Monster Mash (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Dr. Teeth as Count von Count
 * Janice as Zoe
 * Floyd Pepper as Telly Monster
 * Animal as Herry Monster
 * Clifford as Jackman Wolf
 * Zoot, Flash and Lips as Two Ghouls and a Guy

Lyrics
Floyd Pepper: Hey, Dr. Teeth, let's do that favorite Halloween song of yours.

Janice: Go, Dr. Teeth!

Dr. Teeth: I was counting in my castle late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight.

Floyd Pepper: What was it?

Dr. Teeth: But my monster friends began to rise and suddenly, to my surprise...

Janice: They did the Mash.

Dr. Teeth: They did the Monster Mash.

Janice: The Monster Mash.

Dr. Teeth: It was an instant smash.

Janice: He did the mash.

Dr. Teeth: Let's throw a monster bash.

Janice: And do the mash.

Dr. Teeth: And do the monster mash.

Floyd Pepper: Ha, ha. Yeah!

Dr. Teeth: The mummies barged through the dungeon door and in the mash right across the floor.

Floyd Pepper: Wow!

Dr. Teeth: The spiders hopped from their dusty shelves to boogie down with their creepy selves.

Janice: They did the mash.

Dr. Teeth: They did the Monster Mash.

Janice: The Monster Mash.

Dr. Teeth: It was an instant smash.

Janice: They did the mash!

Dr. Teeth: Let's throw a monster bash.

Floyd Pepper: I'm in!

Janice: And do the mash.

Dr. Teeth: And do the Monster Mash. 1, 2, 3 zombies were having fun. 4, 5, 6 goblins were on the run. Then in came Animal and Clifford. The party has just began.

Floyd Pepper: Yeah!

Janice: They did the mash.

Dr. Teeth: Yes, they did the Monster Mash.

Janice: The Monster Mash.

Dr. Teeth: Aha! It was an instant smash.

Janice: They did the mash!

Dr. Teeth: Let's throw a monster bash.

Janice: And do the mash.

Dr. Teeth: And do the Monster Mash. To join us jamming all what we need is a sound to carry on with chains with its howling hound.

Floyd Pepper: That's me!

Dr. Teeth: When 1, 2, 3'o clock, who should drop by? That rocking trio, Two Saxophonists and a Trumpeter.

Janice and Floyd Pepper : They did the mash.

Dr. Teeth: Yes, they did the Monster Mash.

Janice and Floyd Pepper : The Monster Mash.

Dr. Teeth: It was an instant smash.

Janice and Floyd Pepper : They did the mash!

Dr. Teeth: Let's throw a monster bash.

Janice and Floyd Pepper : And do the mash.

Dr. Teeth: Yes, and do the Monster Mash.

Floyd Pepper: Wahoo!

Dr. Teeth: They did the Monster Mash.

Janice: The Monster Mash!

Floyd Pepper: Wahoo!

Dr. Teeth: It was an instant smash.

Janice: The Monster Mash!

Dr. Teeth: Oh, let's throw a monster bash.

Janice: The Monster Mash!

Floyd Pepper: Wahoo! Oh, yeah!

Dr. Teeth: And do the Monster Mash!

Dr. Teeth: Yes!

Janice: I love the Monster Mash!

Floyd Pepper: Wahoo!

Dr. Teeth: Yes, it was an instant mash!

Floyd Pepper: The Monster Mash! Wahoo!