Percy's Ghostly Trick Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to Percy's Ghostly Trick.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Percy
 * Toby

Ringo Starr US version

 * (Owl hooting twice)
 * (Ghost whistle blows)
 * Percy: And every year on the date of the accident, it runs again as a warning to others, plunging into the gap, shrieking like a lost soul.
 * Thomas: Percy what are you talking about?
 * Percy: The ghost train. Driver saw it last night.
 * Thomas and Toby: Where?
 * Ringo Starr: Asked Thomas and Toby.
 * Percy: He didn't say, oh it makes my wheels wobble to think of it.
 * Thomas: Pooh!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: You're just a silly little engine. I'm not scared.
 * Percy: Thomas didn't believe in ghosts.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Percy next morning. His driver laughed.
 * Percy's Driver: Neither do I. It was only a pretend ghost story.
 * Ringo Starr: Percy was disappointed. That evening, he came back from the harbour. Percy knew where he was, even in the dark.
 * Percy: Crowe's Farm Crossing. We shan't be long now.
 * Ringo Starr: He liked running at night. The rails hummed and the signal light shone green. But a broken cart load of lime lay ahead. Sam the Farmer had just gone for help.
 * (Percy's whistle toots and a loud crash is heard as he hits the cart)
 * Ringo Starr: Percy broke the cart to smithereens. Lime flew everywhere. He puffed quickly to the nearest signal box. Percy's driver explained what had happened.
 * Signalman: I'll see to it.
 * Ringo Starr: Said the Signalman.
 * Signalman: But you better clean Percy, or people will think he's a ghost.
 * Ringo Starr: Percy chuckled.
 * Percy: Do let's pretend I'm a ghost and scared Thomas. That'll teach him to see I'm a silly little engine.
 * Ringo Starr: Toby promised to help.
 * (Toby leaves Percy and heads back to the sheds)
 * Ringo Starr: Thomas was being oiled up for his evening train.
 * Toby: Percy's had an accident!
 * Ringo Starr: Cried Toby.
 * Thomas: Poor engine.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Botheration! That means I'll be late!
 * Toby: They've cleared the line for you, but there's something worse.
 * Thomas: Out with it, Toby, I can't wait all evening.
 * Toby: I've just seen something.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Toby.
 * Toby: It looked like Percy's ghost. It said it was coming here to warn us.
 * Thomas: Pooh! Who cares? Don't be frightened, Toby. I'll take care of you.
 * (We can hear Percy's whistle and a loud brake sound)
 * Percy: (ghostly voice) Peep, peep, peep-peep-peep, peep! Let me in, let me in!
 * Ringo Starr: Wailed Percy.
 * Toby: No, no! Not by the smoke on my chimney chim chim!
 * Percy: (ghostly voice) I'll chuff and I'll puff and I'll break your door in!
 * (The doors open and reveal Percy all along)
 * Thomas: Oh dear!
 * Ringo Starr: Explained Thomas.
 * Thomas: It's getting late. Oh, I have no idea. Oh, I must find Annie and Clarabel.
 * Ringo Starr: It was morning when Thomas returned.
 * Toby: Where have you been?
 * Ringo Starr: Asked Toby.
 * Thomas: Ah well.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I knew you be sad about Percy, and I, um, I didn't like to intrude. I slept in the freight shed and...
 * (Percy's whistle is heard again, along with a ghostly one)
 * Thomas: Oh, sorry, can't stop. Gotta see a coach about a train.
 * Ringo Starr: Percy was non a worse for his adventure, and was still enjoying himself enormously. He had heard everything.
 * Percy: Well, well, well! What do you know about that?
 * Toby: Anyone would think...
 * Ringo Starr: Chuckled Toby.
 * Toby: ...that our Thomas was just seen a ghost!

George Carlin version

 * (Owl hooting twice)
 * (Ghost whistle blows)
 * Percy: And every year on the date of the accident, it runs again as a warning to others, plunging into the gap, shrieking like a lost soul.
 * Thomas: Percy what are you talking about?
 * Percy: The ghost train. Driver saw it last night.
 * Thomas and Toby: Where?
 * George Carlin: Asked Thomas and Toby.
 * Percy: He didn't say, oh it makes my wheels wobble to think of it.
 * Thomas: Pooh!
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: You're just a silly little engine. I'm not scared.
 * Percy: Thomas didn't believe in ghosts.
 * George Carlin: Said Percy next morning. His driver laughed.
 * Percy's Driver: Neither do I. It was only a pretend ghost story.
 * George Carlin: Percy was disappointed. That evening, he came back from the harbour. Percy knew where he was, even in the dark.
 * Percy: Crowe's Farm Crossing. We shan't be long now.
 * George Carlin: He liked running at night. The rails hummed and the signal light shone green. But a broken cart load of lime lay ahead. Sam the Farmer had just gone for help.
 * (Percy's whistle toots and a loud crash is heard as he hits the cart)
 * George Carlin: Percy broke the cart to smithereens. Lime flew everywhere. He puffed quickly to the nearest signal box. Percy's driver explained what had happened.
 * Signalman: I'll see to it.
 * George Carlin: Said the Signalman.
 * Signalman: But you better clean Percy, or people will think he's a ghost.
 * George Carlin: Percy chuckled.
 * Percy: Do let's pretend I'm a ghost and scared Thomas. That'll teach him to see I'm a silly little engine.
 * George Carlin: Toby promised to help.
 * (Toby leaves Percy and heads back to the sheds)
 * George Carlin: Thomas was being oiled up for his evening train.
 * Toby: Percy's had an accident!
 * George Carlin: Cried Toby.
 * Thomas: Poor engine.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Botheration! That means I'll be late!
 * Toby: They've cleared the line for you, but there's something worse.
 * Thomas: Out with it, Toby, I can't wait all evening.
 * Toby: I've just seen something.
 * George Carlin: Said Toby.
 * Toby: It looked like Percy's ghost. It said it was coming here to warn us.
 * Thomas: Pooh! Who cares? Don't be frightened, Toby. I'll take care of you.
 * (We can hear Percy's whistle and a loud brake sound)
 * Percy: (ghostly voice) Peep, peep, peep-peep-peep, peep! Let me in, let me in!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Percy.
 * Toby: No, no! Not by the smoke on my chimney chim chim!
 * Percy: (ghostly voice) I'll chuff and I'll puff and I'll break your door in!
 * (The doors open and reveal Percy all along)
 * Thomas: Oh dear!
 * George Carlin: Explained Thomas.
 * Thomas: It's getting late. Oh, I have no idea. Oh, I must find Annie and Clarabel.
 * George Carlin: It was morning when Thomas returned.
 * Toby: Where have you been?
 * George Carlin: Asked Toby.
 * Thomas: Ah well.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I knew you be sad about Percy, and I, um, I didn't like to intrude. I slept in the freight shed and...
 * (Percy's whistle is heard again, along with a ghostly one)
 * Thomas: Oh, sorry, can't stop. Gotta see a coach about a train.
 * George Carlin: Percy was non a worse for his adventure, and was still enjoying himself enormously. He had heard everything.
 * Percy: Well, well, well! What do you know about that?
 * Toby: Anyone would think...
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Toby.
 * Toby: ...that our Thomas was just seen a ghost!