Fraggle Rock Crayons/Let a Frown Be Your Umbrella (from Let a Frown Be Your Umbrella)

Cast

 * Wembley Green as Oscar the Grouch
 * Trash Heap Green as Farley

Lyrics
Trash Heap Green: Once I met a happy little bluebird He was just as blue as he could be In a little while He began to smile When he sang this merry song to me: “Just let a smile be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day ...”

Wembley Green: [interrupting angrily] What is this? Hey, hold it! [Music ends.] Trash Heap Green!

Trash Heap Green: Oh, hi, Wembley Green.

Wembley Green: You are ruining a perfectly rotten rainy day with that sweet little song of yours!

Trash Heap Green: Oh?

Wembley Green: That’s not how it goes! It goes like this:

[singing as music starts again]

Just let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day And if your grouchie cries, just tell her that a frown will always pay Whenever skies are gray, don’t worry or fret A frown will bring the raindrops, and you’ll always get wet So let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day! (spoken) Okay, now try it, Trash Heap Green.

Trash Heap Green: (spoken) Okay, here we go. (singing) Just let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day

Wembley Green: And if your grouchie cries, just tell her that a frown will always pay

Trash Heap Green: Whenever skies are gray, don’t worry or fret

Wembley Green: A frown will bring the raindrops, and you’ll always get wet

Wembley Green and Trash Heap Green : So let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day!

[Music ends.]

Wembley Green: Now you got it, Trash Heap Green?

Trash Heap Green: Yeah, but ... I’m not sure I like it.