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Food
Food, also know as nosh, chow, eats, womit, etc, is a fabled substance, rarely seen, and therefore rarely sampled. A recent survey found that 89% of the US population don't believe in the existance of food. Most scientists would deem these people 'dead thick'.

Types of food
McDonald's.

Celery.

''There may actually be other types of food. We don't actually know. Please feel free to list possible others.''