Happy Days (2002 film)/Transcript

Garry Marshall: [voice over, after the Paramount logo is finished] Now, where to begin?

[opening to the 2002 Henderson Productions logo]

Garry Marshall: How about "Once upon a time"?

[opening door slams and cuts to black]

Garry Marshall: How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. [gasps] I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie.

[opening to sunrise while the Circle of Life plays]

Garry Marshall: No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you?

[Alternate Storybook's opening with a leaf forest]

Garry Marshall: Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. [as a Paramount Pictures presents and a Henderson Productions film] Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst.