Sesame Street lip balm/I Wish I Had A Friend to Play with Me (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum as Bert
 * Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango as Ernie

Lyrics
Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango. Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, I don't want to play with your bottle cap collection. Right.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Okay, fine. Okay, how about playing with my paperclip collection with me, huh?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Uh, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, the only thing worse than playing with your bottle cap collection is playing with your paperclip collection.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: But, Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango, I just want to play with you. I'll tell you what, you like imagination, don't you?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Sure.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Okay, how about playing an imagination game with me?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: What? What do we imagine, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum?

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Well, how about we imagine that we're both steaming bowls of hot wonderful oatmeal. Huh? Huh?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Uh, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, I refuse to be a steaming hot bowl of oatmeal.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Oh, Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango, it's--it's no fair, Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango. Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango, you know, everything that I like to do you don't. I can't find a single thing to do that I like and that you like.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Oh, I--I'm sorry, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, but Rubber Duckie and I are going to play something else.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: (sighing) I got this pain that I just can't deal with How I wish I had somebody To go and eat oatmeal with Oh gee, I really need a friend to play with me

I'd give him friendship and affection I'd even let him come and see my paper clip collection Oh gee, I sure could use a friend to play with me

In line he'd gladly stand To watch a marching band Or buy some saddle shoes (laugh) He'd worship argyle socks Collect them by the box He'd help me chase these blues My style would please him More than a smidgeon He'd say, "It's really nifty, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum The way you dance the pigeon!"

Oh gee, I gotta find a friend to play with me Won't somebody hear my plea? Wanna end this misery I wish I had a friend to play with me Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhhh!!!!

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Hi, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum!

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Yeah.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: What are you doing here?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Well, Rubber Duckie and I were playing Hide and Seek with you, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: But you said you didn't want to play with me.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Oh, we didn't want to play with your bottle cap collection or your paperclip collection. But we both like to play Hide and Seek, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. And it's your turn to hide, okay?

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Really?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Here we go. I'll count.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Really?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: 1...

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Oh, boy! (laughing)

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: ...2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Ready or not, here I come.