The Lex Luthor in the Hat (2003) part 5 - Mrs. Kwan Babysits/("Ginny's Not My Friend Anymore")/Harley Quinn Helps Ginny and Alan Cross the Street to Get Home/The Delightful Children Watch TV with Mrs. Kwan


 * Joan: Oh! Hi, Mrs. Kwan!
 * Mrs. Kwan: Hi. I'm running late.
 * Joan: Thanks for babysitting on such short notice.
 * Mrs. Kwan: Mmm, yeah.
 * Joan: The king, Mrs. Kwan.
 * Mrs. Kwan: Oh-oh-oh!
 * Joan: I'll be back in a couple of hours.
 * Mrs. Kwan: Hi.
 * Joan: Joker's grounded, so no video games.
 * Harley Quinn? Let's dance.
 * If you want to make cupcakes,
 * I can take you to your friend Ginny's house.
 * Ginny: (singing) Ginny's not my friend anymore.
 * Last time we made cupcakes she wanted to be the head chef.
 * Harley Quinn: I'm the head chef.
 * Joan: What about Denise, then?
 * Harley Quinn: She taught back to me, so I ordered her not to speak to me anymore.
 * Denise: It's a song my grandma taught my mom and my mom taught me.
 * I've gotta go now. See you tomorrow, everybody.
 * Alan: Okay. Bye, Denise.
 * Ginny: See you later.
 * Joan: And you don't like bossy?
 * Ginny: I won't tolerate it.
 * Joan: Right.
 * Well, if you're both saying, remember the rules.
 * Joker: No playing ball in the house, no fighting,
 * no answering the phone,
 * Joker: "City morgue."
 * Ginny: Mommy, can't I have some rules?
 * Joan: No chewing tobacco.
 * Harley Quinn: Thanks, Mom. You have my word.
 * Joan: And absolutely no one sets foot in the living room, or else.
 * Joker: Or else what?
 * You're gonna do what Ramsley said and send me to military school?
 * Joan: Maybe if you'd just behave,
 * I wouldn't have to consider military school.
 * I wish I could trust you.
 * Joker: I wish I had a different mom.
 * Joan: Well, sometimes I wish the same thing.
 * Ginny: My mom's here to pick us up!
 * Joan?
 * Alan: We've gotta go. We'll see you later, Mrs. Kwan.
 * Mrs. Kwan: Oh, Okay. So long.
 * Harley Quinn: I'll walk you to the corner and help you cross the street safely. And when you get in the car, What's the first thing you're going to do?
 * Alan: The Delightful Children watch TV with Mrs. Kwan?
 * Ginny: After we buckle up our seatbelts! Bye.
 * Mrs. Kwan: So long now. Take care. See you soon.
 * Harley Quinn: Mmm.
 * Joan: Good luck with your meeting.
 * Mr. Kwan: Children, would you like to watch television with me?
 * Delightful Children: We don't have to tell your mother.
 * Taiwanese parlianment.
 * Mrs. Kwan: Yo tell them, Kwi-Chang! No more big government!
 * Rip his heart out!
 * Hit me!