Fraggle Rock/Pachalafaka (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Phil Fraggle as Blue Whatnot Tourist
 * The Cave's Oldest Fraggle as Blue Whatnot Maiden

Lyrics
Phil Fraggle: Ah, Turkey. Land of my dreams. All the Turkish delights … the Turkish women, the coffee, the towels. In every way my heart belongs to Turkey. But lo, what lovely Eastern maiden approacheth?

The Cave's Oldest Fraggle: (whispers in his ear) Pachalafaka. (runs away giggling)

(He sings a song about the word, wondering what it means, as the cave's oldest Fraggle dances near him. At the end, she reveals a mustache under the burqa. Phil Fraggle runs away screaming.)

Phil Fraggle: Pachalafaka Pachalafaka They whisper it all over Turkey Pachalafaka Pachalafaka It sounds so romantic and perky Oh, I know that phrase Will make me thrill always For it reminds me of you, my sweet Just the mention of That tender word of love Gives my heart a jerkish Turkish beat I won't say "c'est bon" Or "I'amour toujours" For they can't express what I'm feeling Even "mairzy doats" Or other foreign quotes Don't seem to be quite so appealing But pachalafaka Pachalafaka Takes me back with you to passionate desert scenes And it's where we'll stay Till the very day We find out what "pachalafaka" means We find out what "pachalafaka" means Argh!