Muppets/The Heat Miser Song (from The Year Without a Santa Claus)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Heat Miser
 * Uncle Deadly, Boppity, Gloat, Snake Frackle, Blue Scoff and Green Scoff as The Heat Miser's Minions
 * Gonzo as Snow Miser
 * Miss Piggy as Mrs. Claus
 * Walter as Ignatius "Iggy" Thistlewhite
 * Fozzie Bear as Jingle Bells
 * Scooter as Jangle Bells
 * Deer as Blitzen

Lyrics
Gonzo: Stop by with your hubby sometime and we'll have a blizzard.

Fozzie Bear: Where to now?

Miss Piggy: You heard the man. We've got to see Sam the Eagle.

Fozzie Bear: I was afraid you would say that.

Miss Piggy: On, Blitzen!

Sam the Eagle: I'm Mister Green Christmas, I'm Mister Sun. I'm Mister Heat Blister, I'm Mister 101. They call me Sam the Eagle, whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much.

Uncle Deadly, Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff and Green Scoff : He's Mister Green Christmas, he's Mister Sun. He's Mister Heat Blister, he's Mister 101. Sam the Eagle: They call me Sam the Eagle, whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch. Uncle Deadly, Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff and Green Scoff : He's too mu ch. Sam the Eagle: Thank you.

I never want to know a day that's under 60 degrees, I'd rather have it 80, 90, 100 degrees!

Oh, some like it hot, but I like it really hot! [chortles]

Uncle Deadly, Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff and Green Scoff : He's Mister Green Christmas, he's Mister Sun. Sam the Eagle: Sing it! Uncle Deadly, Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff and Green Scoff : He's Mister Heat Blister, he's Mister Hundred and One. Sam the Eagle: They call me Sam the Eagle, whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much. All: Too much!