Tiffy33's Hated Characters/Heavy and Light (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Oscar the Grouch as Elmo
 * Beaker as Telly Monster

Lyrics
(spoken) Oscar the Grouch: Oh, hello! Oscar and Beaker are now going to show you all about heavy and light. Yeah. Oscar is going to show you about light with this feather. Which is very light.

Beaker: (meeping) (Yeah, and I'm going to show you about heavy with these heavy bricks.)

(sung)

Oscar the Grouch: Oscar and Beaker Proudly invite You to watch a demonstration Of heavy and light Pay attention So you’ll get it right 'Cause Beaker’s is heavy

Beaker: (meeping) ((spoken) Oh yeah!)

Oscar the Grouch: And Oscar’s is light

Beaker: (meeping) ((spoken) I got it.)

Beaker: (meeping) (Well I hope this little lesson Won’t take too long It’s hard to teach heavy Unless you’re strong I’m trying to help Oscar With all my might But mine is heavy And Oscar’s is light)

Oscar the Grouch: Together we can do it Boy this is great

Beaker: (meeping) (Side by side both pullin’ our weight)

Oscar the Grouch: Together makes it easy Gee, this is fun Mine’s like a feather

Beaker: (meeping) (And mine weighs a ton!)

Oscar the Grouch and Beaker : Well we just got started And we’re almost through See what a little (meeping) (Teamwork can do Yeah, it might seem fair But it isn’t quite)

Beaker: (meeping) ('Cause mine is heavy ...)

( Beaker falls over from the weight of the bricks he's carrying.)

Oscar the Grouch: And Oscar’s is light And Oscar’s is light And Oscar’s is light Oscar’s is light Bah da bah da bee do be bah!

Oscar the Grouch: (spoken to Beaker out of sight on the ground) Umm, Beaker? Oh sorry, Beaker, I didn't see you. What happened to you? Oh, let me help. Let me help. Come on, come on, come on, Beaker, come on. Oh! Boy you are heavy!

( Beaker stands up with the bricks, starts to lean over and they both fall down.)