Ed, Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Visit Shining Time Station is a crossover series between Shining Time Station and Ed Edd n Eddy.

Major Trivia

 * In each episode, a character from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy will tell a flashback story from a past episode similar to the plot of the Shining Time Station episode.

Major Guest Stars

 * Rolf
 * Kevin
 * Sarah
 * Nazz
 * Jimmy
 * Johnny 2x4 and Plank
 * The Kanker Sisters

Minor Guest Stars

 * Timmy Turner (The Magic Is Believing)
 * Jackie Evancho (Billy Saves The Day)
 * Eddy's Brother (One Of The Family)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) Edward Helps Out

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Flashback Story

 * High Heeled Ed (Edd's story about when he, Ed and Eddy looked for what Sarah, Jimmy and Nazz are interested in.)

Quotes

 * (Ed, Edd and Eddy enter the station)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, hello, lads.
 * Edd: Good day, Mr. Conductor.
 * Ed: Hello, Mr. C!
 * Eddy (bored): Yeah, hey.
 * Matt: You know these 3?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, I do. Matt, these are my friends, the Ed lads.
 * Edd: I'm pleased to meet you Matt. My name is Eddward or as I'm commonly referred to as, Double D.
 * Ed: I'm Charmin' Marvin! No wait, it's....(short pause)
 * Eddy: ED!
 * Ed: Maybe...
 * Eddy (bored): And I'm Eddy.
 * Edd: Please excuse Eddy. We and some of our friends from the Cul-De-Sac were just looking around the town of Shining Time, but Eddy was less than enthusiastic about coming.
 * Eddy: This place stinks! I have better things to do than hang around here. I could be scamming the others back at the cul-de-sac!
 * Edd: Eddy, Mr. Conductor and his cousin have been to our humble cul-de-sac and felt right at home. We owe it to them for us to adapt to their home as well.
 * Matt: You have a cousin, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, I hope he can meet you someday. Whoops, I must be going. Goodbye, Lads! I'll speak to you soon! And don't forget those corners, Matt! *disappears*
 * (Just then Nazz, Sarah and Jimmy entered the station)
 * Sarah: Ed!
 * Ed: Baby sister!
 * Matt: Who are you 3?
 * Edd: Matt, these are our friends from our humble cul-de-sac.
 * Nazz: Hi, I'm Nazz
 * Jimmy: I'm Jimmy!
 * Sarah: Call me Sarah.
 * Matt: So what's you cul-de-sac like?
 * Eddy: It's a great place, kid. You can come anytime, but it'll cost you 25 cents. My uncle owns the place and he expects me to make sure people pay.
 * Edd: Eddy. Never you mind the so-called payment, Matt. Our cul-de-sac is of many wonders. We've also other friends, however, they couldn't be here today. Like the time my fellows and I looked for what women and Jimmy are interested in, they went go-karting.
 * Matt: How did that go?
 * Edd: Well, it all started when my fellows and I were in the unsanitary sewer...(screen pixelates back to "High Heeled Ed")

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Ed, Edd, Eddy, Nazz, Sarah and Jimmy to the series.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry!
 * 2) Henry to the Rescue

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Flashback Story

 * Once Bitten, Twice Ed (Jimmy's story about the time Eddy pulled the same scam again and again)

Quotes

 * (Rolf, Kevin, and, Johnny & Plank enter the station)
 * Kevin: Where are those 2 dorks?!
 * Johnny: Plank says "last time I saw Ed and Eddy, they were in this awkward place."
 * Rolf: Rolf has never seen this place so small. Why, it is smaller than my Grandpapa's pig sty.
 * Kevin: Never mind how this place looks, we need to show Tweedle-dumb and Tweedle-dumber up for using Double-D's magnet on us!
 * Edd: And luckily, I wasn't a part of this.
 * Kevin: I knew you weren't, Double-dweeb, now where are your 2 pals?!
 * Edd: Oh! And speaking of "pals" Matt, Tanya, come over here.
 * Matt: Coming, Edd.
 * Edd: C'mon Tanya, don't be shy.
 * (Tanya comes out of hiding)
 * Tanya: W-who are these p-people?
 * Matt: Remember when I told you I met him, Ed, Eddy, Sarah, Nazz, and Jimmy?
 * Tanya: Y-yes.
 * Edd: Well, these are the rest of our friends. Gentlemen, please kindly introduce yourselves to Matt and Tanya.
 * Kevin: Hey, dudes. Name's Kevin.
 * Rolf: I am Rolf!
 * Johnny: My name is Johnny 2X4 and this is Plank.
 * Matt: You talk to a piece of wood?
 * Edd: Just to remind you 2, only Johnny can hear Plank because he has that special ability.
 * Rolf: Your place is very nice that--
 * (Train whistles and pulls in)
 * Rolf: For what is this awful noise that disturbs Rolf?!  Can you not hear it is louder than my Nano shearing Rolf's sheep?!
 * Kevin: Geez, Rolf. It's a train pulling in.
 * Edd: Cause it is a station you know.
 * (Ed & Eddy arrive at the station)
 * Eddy: You told me this train would go to the jawbreaker factory, Lumpy! We've been on 3 trains and I STILL haven't seen any factory!
 * Kevin: Let's pound em', Rolf!
 * Edd: (Blocks Ed & Eddy) Kevin, wait!
 * Kevin: What's with the holdup, Double-dweeb?! Get outta the way!
 * Edd: Just think about our new friends. You wouldn't do that in front of them, would you?
 * Kevin: (sighs) Of course not...
 * Matt: You know Edd, these people are nice, but I'm still afraid of Harry.
 * Edd: But, Matt, you shouldn't be afraid of him. Harry is kind but serious about his work.
 * Kevin: Yeah, like the time Eddy forced us to talk to inanimate objects like a mailbox! (laughs)
 * Matt: Why would Eddy do that?
 * Jimmy: Because Eddy is a schemer.
 * Eddy: Don't you mean a "scammer", and where in the world did you come from Jimmy?!
 * Jimmy: You see... (Screen pixelates to "Once Bitten Twice Ed") I was trying to catch a butterfly on my tricyle, when...
 * Eddy: Hey, you!
 * Jimmy: Me?
 * Eddy: Yeah, you!

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Rolf, Johnny, Plank and Kevin to the series

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Big Day for Thomas
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Flashback Story

 * Pain in the Ed (Eddy's Story about the time Ed played violin much to his and others' dismay and Eddy tried to destroy it)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Saves the Day
 * 2) James Learns a Lesson

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Flashback Story

 * Stuck In Ed (Jimmy's story about when he helped Eddy think of a scam.)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Foolish Freight Cars
 * 2) A Proud Day for James

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Over Your Ed (Ed's story about the time Eddy made him cool and performed a show, but the Kankers disrupted the show and caused chaos)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Conductor
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * X Marks The Ed (Eddy's story about the time he discovered a zit from fishing with the other Eds in Ed's backyard pond and everyone laughed at him, forcing Rolf to get rid of his pimple problem.)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Terence the Tractor
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race

Ed, Edd, N Eddy Flashback Story

 * Thick As An Ed (Edd's story about when Ed's stinky cheese caused him and Ed to argue and Eddy to get mad for it interfered with his frog jumping derby scam)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables
 * 2) Trouble in the Shed

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * They Call Him Mr. Ed (Eddy's story about when he ran his "Edco" business)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Matt: Cleaning up isn't kids stuff.
 * Mr. Conductor: Ah, yes. Charming fellow, that Schemer.
 * Tanya: He said what we're doing isn't important.
 * Ed: Like horseback riding?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * Mr. Conductor: Nonsense! In this station, there are big things to do and little things to do, but they're all important because they all help to get the job done.
 * Edd: You are absolutely correct Mr. Conductor. Big and little things have to be done in order to get any job done. And to add to that, if people aren't shown appreciation for their hard work, things can go horribly wrong.
 * Eddy: Just like the time I ran my "Edco" business! Everything went just fine..... until that jerk, Kevin ruined it for me!
 * Edd: (to himself) Oh, Eddy. When will you ever stop shouting?
 * Eddy: It all started when Double-D was training Ed to break through mazes, (Screen pixelates back to "They Call Him Mr. Ed") when I came up with the idea to go "up"!
 * (After story)
 * Mr. Conductor: That was quite an adventure you had with a staff, Eddy. And I'm pretty sure that you learned a lot from your "work experience". Sir. Topham Hatt is having a similar problem on the Island Of Sodor. He's having a dreadful time with the big tender engines.
 * Eddy: I'll bet they weren't interrupted by Kevin!
 * Edd: But Kevin has never been to the Island Of Sodor, Eddy.
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Edd: Please excuse Eddy's outburst Mr. Conductor, but would you be kind into telling us what happened to the tender engines?
 * Ed: What happened to the big choo-choos, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you'll see Ed. (Blows whistle and "Tenders & Turntables" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Runs Away
 * 2) Thomas Comes to Breakfast

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Who Let the Ed In? (Ed's story about the time he created an imaginary friend)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal
 * 2) The Flying Kipper

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * A Case of Ed (Nazz's story about the time Edd believed he was suffering an illness of which Ed and Eddy tricked him into.)

Quote 1

 * Nazz: Stacy isn't the only one having it hard today. Poor Double-D is sick at home.
 * Eddy: Sockhead's sick? What luck! Now I need a new tempo-whatsit braniac to fill in for him!
 * Ed: Double-D is sick?! *crying* Poor Double-D! *crying*
 * Nazz: Uh Eds, we have Mr. Conductor you know.
 * Tanya: Nazz. What did Edd come down with?
 * Nazz: Double-D came down with an ammonia, Tanya. He's in his nice warm and cozy bed now.
 * Eddy: Yeah, and blowing whatever that slop is everywhere!
 * Nazz: Don't you mean mucus, Eddy?
 * Eddy: Whatever!
 * Matt & Tanya: Ewww....

Quote 2

 * Matt: If only Edd was here. He'd know what to do.
 * Nazz: You know guys, I remember one day when Edd was having it rough like Stacy. Eddy tricked him thinking he had some illness.
 * Eddy: Oh yeah! I remember! It was hilarious... until that jerk Kevin got out of his house!
 * Ed: I haven't got a clue what you all are talking about.
 * Tanya: What did happen anyway?
 * Nazz: It started when the others and I found him crying...(screen pixelates back to "A Case of Ed")

Trivia

 * Edd is absent in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby the Tram Engine
 * 2) Thomas Breaks the Rules

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Wish You Were Ed (Rolf's story about when he longed for his old country home and the Eds constructed him one to make him believe he was home again.)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Cow on the Line
 * 2) Old Iron

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Laugh Ed Laugh (Edd's story about the time Eddy went crazy from lack of kids to scam forcing him and Ed to capture him.)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble
 * 2) James In a Mess

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Key To My Ed (Eddy's story about when he and the Eds found a lost key and tried to return it for a "reward", but they caused the kids to brawl and the Kankers to chase them)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Duck Takes Charge
 * 2) Percy Proves a Point

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Rent-A-Ed (Johnny's story about when Ed, Edd and Eddy's various scams caused utter destruction on others' property)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Better Late Than Never
 * 2) Pop Goes the Diesel

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * A Boy and his Ed (Kevin's Story about the time the Eds tried to make friends with him so he'd give them jawbreakers, but made him so mad, he refused.)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 2) A Close Shave for Duck

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Dueling Eds (Rolf's story about when Eddy refused to apolgize after he insulted him by assaulting his Great Nano's fishball against his fence)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: *exclaims* Be careful there! My Goodness! Have a look on where you're sitting. Hmph! The life you saved could be my own.
 * Edd: Oops! Our sincere apologizes, Mr. Conductor!
 * Tanya: Sorry Mr. Conductor. We didn't see you there.
 * Ed: Sorry for almost squashing you like a pancake, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: Is that all you're sorry for?
 * Tanya: Whatta you mean?
 * Ed: What did I, Ed say, Mr. C?!
 * Eddy: What did I do, now?!
 * Mr. Conductor: "A huge of a building"? "Head of the railroad"? "Goes to buttered toast factory"? "Cost 25 cents a ride"?
 * Matt, Tanya, and Ed: Oh, that...
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, that. Those are mighty tall-tales for such short people and a tall idiotic boy.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor is right, everyone. Those fibs and faux tales will only enrage Midge Smoot when she finds the truth about.
 * Matt: Yes, but--?!
 * Ed (in unison): But, Mr. C--?!
 * Eddy: Aw, c'mon, Mr. C--!
 * Mr. Conductor: "Yes, but" and "Aw, come on!"-- nothing! If you go around telling lies, you'll wind up like Diesel.
 * Tanya: Why? What happened to Diesel?
 * Ed: Did the Diesel get revenge on the evil freight cars of terror?
 * Eddy: HMPH! I bet Diesel lied to Midge Smoot!
 * Edd: Eddy?!
 * Eddy: HMPH!
 * Edd: Please excuse Eddy, Mr. C, but how did Diesel end up in such fiasco?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm just about to tell you. (blows whistle and "Diesel's Devious Deed" begins)
 * (after story)
 * Ed (crying): *sobs* Poor Duck....! *cries*
 * Tanya: But Diesel was trying to hurt Duck. He wasn't trying to hurt anyone.
 * Eddy: Yeah, it was one simple lie! How bad it could be?!
 * Mr. Conductor: But a lie is a lie. If you tell them, it becomes a habit.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor is right, Tanya and Eddy. Even one minor lie can really hurt people emotionally and can cause melee for everyone and soon yourself if they find the truth about. If you never apologize to Midge Smoot, if she found out the real truth on what you, Eddy and Ed did to her, Midge wouldn't want to forgive you at all.
 * Rolf (arriving at the scene): The brainy, Ed-boy and the puny Conductor man are right, 3 haired tall-tale Ed boy, Matty boy, and Tanya girl. It's like that time the no-good, unsympathetic, puny Ed-boy tossed and assaulted Rolf's Great Nano's fishball against Rolf's fence!
 * Matt: What fishball?
 * Eddy: Aw, c'mon Stretch! Lighten up for once it's just--! *Edd covers his mouth*
 * Edd (whispering): Eddy, don't anger Rolf!
 * Rolf: You see, the puny Ed-boy somehow got angry at Rolf for showing him Rolf's Great Nano's fishball, and he had decided to insult Rolf by throwing it against Rolf's fence... (screen pixelates to "Dueling Eds", when Eddy was about to throw the fishball)...
 * Eddy: Hey, Double the Sockhead! See that knothole in fence? Bet I can hit it!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon Takes a Dip
 * 2) Down the Mine

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * For your Ed Only (Sarah's Story about when Eddy stole her diary and ignored Edd's warnings)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Runaway
 * 2) Percy Takes the Plunge

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Postcards from the Ed (Edd's story about the time he and Ed gave Plank's parents a tour around the cul-de-sac and Eddy kidnapped Plank's parents to charge them money)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * 2) Woolly Bear

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * An Ed in the Bush (Rolf's Story about the time he and the Urban Rangers went camping and Eddy led the other 2 Eds into frightening them)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved From Scrap
 * 2) A New Friend for Thomas

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Rambling Ed (Rolf's story about the time the Eds crashed at his home)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Terence the Tractor
 * 2) Thomas' Christmas Party

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Ed Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle (The Eds' story about when Eddy tried to forsake his family in gain of better Christmas presents)

Trivia

 * Since this episode centers around a Holiday along with Bad Luck Day at Shining Time Station, The Joke's On Schemer, Mr. Conductor's Fourth of July, Scare Dares, Billy's Party and He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, all characters from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy are present.
 * This is the Season 1 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Honor Thy Ed (Eddy's Story about the time Kevin dared him to go into a haunted house.)

Quotes

 * Dan: But, Mr. Conductor, people won't like me if they know I'm afraid.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I like you.
 * Dan: And I like you too, Mr. Conductor. And Ed, Edd and all their friends from the cul-de-sac.
 * Mr. Conductor: I was afraid of you and Kara until I got to know you.
 * Edd: In fact, Dan, when Mr. Conductor and I made our first point of contact, I was startled to see a small figure just appear out of nowhere. But we quickly became friends!
 * Mr. Conductor: That's right. We all get scared of people who are new to us sometimes.
 * Dan: But you don't have to be afraid of me.
 * Ed: Like monsters and motor-cars? (referring to the "2000 Scooby-Doo Transylvania 300 Fantasy Edition" wiki)
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't have to be and I'm not. But I was. Hey, if you wanna hear something really scary, listen to this. (blows on his bagpipes producing scary music.)
 * (Dan covers his ears)
 * Edd (in unison): Goodness Gracious! What noise!
 * Ed: What a pest!

Trivia

 * This is the First episode of Season 2.
 * Ed's quote in the episode is in reference to the "2000 Scooby-Doo Transylvania 300 Fantasy Edition" wiki-race in the "NASCAR 2000 Fantasy Edition wiki". http://2000-scooby-doo-transylvania-300-fantasy-edition.wikia.com/wiki/2000_Scooby_Doo_Transylvania_300_Fantasy_Edition_Wikia

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 2) No Joke for James

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Eds-Aggerate (Edd's story about the time Eddy broke Kevin's window and how his lie led to the other kids looking for "Mucky Boys")

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears with feathers on him)
 * Ed: Mr. C is back, guys!
 * Eddy (sarcastically): Boy, aren't we lucky?
 * Kara: Oh, hello, Mr. Conductor. Did you have a good time at the boat race?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, I didn't! I never got my boat into the water! The swans all chased me away. They said it was a "Swans Only" race! Say, have you talked to Billy and Stacy yet?
 * Dan: No, not yet.
 * Edd: Kids, sooner or later, Billy and Stacy WILL have to know.
 * Mr. Conductor: Schemer, could you roll over please?
 * (A sleeping Schemer does so)
 * Johnny: How do you like that, Plank? He doesn't even know who's talking to him!
 * Kevin: You got guts, Mr. C.
 * Rolf: Ja ja! Just as it takes guts for one to tell the truth! IT is what it takes to be a man!
 * Sarah: Too bad Fishface couldn't fess up when his lie had us looking for "Mucky Boys".
 * Kara: Mucky Boys?
 * Dan: What are they?
 * Eddy: *to himself* Oh, great...*out loud* Uh, they're nothing, ok?!
 * Edd: Eddy-! Lying to cover up another lie is even worse.
 * Ed: And not fresh linen!
 * Edd: *ahem* You see, kids. My fellows and I were testing a ride for our Theme park scam...*in unison, we transition to "Eds-Aggerate")
 * Edd (narrating): Unfortunately, Eddy wasn't very pleased with the chair I had selected.
 * Eddy: This chair stinks! *grunting*
 * Edd (narrating): So he demanded another chair more comfortable.
 * Edd: You're tempering with the laws of weight and balance, Eddy!
 * (After story)
 * Jimmy: Boy, I'm glad I wasn't in any of their shoes.
 * Edd: Rest assured, Jimmy. I wasn't happy going along with a lie and Ed merely went along for the fun of said "Mucky Boys".
 * Ed: 'Cuz I'm simple!
 * Dan: But how can we tell Aunt Stacy and Billy?
 * Kara: We don't want them to find out.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, they'll find out anyway. Just like what happened to James.
 * Johnny: Oooo...James must have did something bad, didn't he, Mr. Conductor?
 * Dan: Who's James?
 * Mr. Conductor: Surely, you remember James. He's a bright red engine. He thinks he's the brightest and best on the Island of Sodor.
 * Kevin: Sounds like you, huh, Dorky?
 * Eddy: Hey-! How about I stick my foot right-
 * Edd: Eddy-! Not in front of the kids!
 * Eddy: *groan*
 * Edd: You were saying, Mr. Conductor? About James?
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you, Edd. Let me explain. (blows whistle and "No Joke for James" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 2) No Joke for James

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Oath to an Ed (Rolf's Story about when the Eds took various tests in order to join his beloved Urban Rangers, but made him so furious he never gave the Eds a chance to join his Rangers again.)

Quote 1

 * (Timmy enters the station)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Timmy!
 * Timmy: Hey, Mr. C!
 * Eddy: You know this kid, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, I do. Kids, Eds, this is my friend from Dimmsdale, California.
 * Ed: Boy, that's pretty far.
 * Timmy: Timmy Turner! So who are you guys?
 * Dan: I'm Dan.
 * Kara; My name's Kara.
 * Becky: I'm Becky.
 * Eddy: (Bored) I'm Eddy.
 * Ed: Hello, my name is Ed. *laughs*
 * Edd: Eddward, Double-D.
 * Rolf: I am Rolf!
 * Eddy: Man that tooth is a little too big for his mouth.
 * Timmy: (offended) Hey!
 * Edd: Eddy, please remain silent and show our new friend, Timmy some respect.
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Ed: Ha ha ha! Naughty naughty! You watch yourself, mister!
 * Edd: I'm afraid that goes for you too, Ed.
 * Ed: *moans*
 * Edd: Pardon Ed and Eddy, but it is a pleasure to meet you, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Nice to meet you, too, Eddward. You seem quite nice.
 * Edd: Bless you, Timmy.
 * Timmy: After all, I have another friend named Edward.
 * Ed: The blue choo-choo?
 * Timmy: Exactly, Ed.
 * Eddy: Wait, you actually live on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Timmy: Well, not exactly, but I do visit there a lot. I actually have a summer job working here doing work for Mr. Conductor.
 * Eddy: So you actually get paid working here?!
 * Timmy: Heck, no! I work here because I love to help people.
 * Eddy: What kind of goody-goody works for that reason?!
 * Edd: Eddy...
 * Eddy: (To himself, mocking Edd) Eddy....
 * Becky: So, what's your neighborhood like Timmy?
 * Timmy: Well, I have unnamed parents and great friends. Also, there are a lot of girls in school that think I am a weird-looking dork, an evil Babysitter named Vicky, an evil teacher named Mr. Denzel Crocker, and some bullies like Francis.
 * Rolf: Ho ho! Rolf could someday aid you into conquering these troublesome miscreants and wicked no-good evildoers. Feast your eyes on Rolf's muscles! (Rolf shows Timmy his muscles)
 * Timmy: Whoa-hoa! I bet Mr. Crocker, Vicky, and Francis will run away from YOU, Rolf.
 * Becky: And I don't get it, Timmy. Why would girls think that you are a weird-looking dork? I think you are very nice and sweet.
 * Timmy: Aw thanks, Becky.

Quote 2

 * Kara: Mr. Conductor, can you do us a big favor?
 * Mr. Conductor: What would that be?
 * Kara: Well, Mr. Magic sorta messes up his act.
 * Ed: Like report cards?!
 * Edd: Ed, hush.
 * Ed: Sorry Double-D.
 * Becky: Could you help him with some of your own magic?
 * Mr. Conductor: Becky, I'm surprised at you! Have faith in him. If you believe he can do it, he can do it.
 * Timmy: And plus, it's against the rules of magic to use it to help somebody succeed, especially to win a competition.
 * Mr. Conductor: My friend, Timmy has an exact point.
 * Timmy: Thanks, Mr. Conductor. And by the way, Mr. Conductor also has a point. If you believe really hard in somebody without magic, that person will definitely succeed. Right, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: You're absolutely correct, Timmy. Remember what happened to Edward?
 * Becky: The train engine?
 * Mr. Conductor: Exactly! If you believe in somebody, believe in them all the way.
 * Becky: I want to hear another story about Edward.
 * Ed: Me, too! I love the little old choo-choo! *laughs".
 * Timmy: So, do you have one, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it just so happens, I HAVE one. (Blows whistle and "Edward's Exploit" begins)
 * (After story)
 * Kara: That's good for Edward--.
 * Eddy: BORING!!!!
 * Edd: Eddy, like I said earlier, please show respect to Timmy our guest.
 * Rolf: Ho ho! Now the puny little Ed boy wants to hear the time he and the other no-good Ed boys tried to join the Urban Rangers is what he is trying to tell Rolf!
 * Eddy: Hey! I ain't puny! And I came so close to joining that group!
 * Timmy: What exactly happened to Eddy? I'm game to hear.
 * Rolf: Ho ho ho, kind little Timmy! It all started right after the Ed boys fell from a berry tree.... (screen pixelates to "Oath To An Ed") We were doing our duties when the little Ed boy wanted to join us with his other Ed boys.

Quote 3

 * Timmy: Well, I gotta hit it to the Island and congratulate Edward. And then I'm going to head home to Dimmsdale, because yet again, (sighs) I have another full month of Mr. Crocker's stupid pop-quizzes.


 * Ed: *cries* PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US, LITTLE BUDDY!!!! *cries*
 * Timmy: Aw don't worry, Ed. I'll be coming back to work soon.
 * Becky: You mean your summer job?
 * Timmy: Totally..... if Mr. Crocker doesn't give me stupid summer school!!!!
 * Dan: Why summer school?
 * Timmy: Because Mr. Crocker gives F's deliberately.... even if I got 'em all correct!
 * Eddy: Harsh.
 * Rolf: Do not worry, little Timmy. Rolf will aid you into banishing this F-giving evil Crocker-teacher from your school!
 * Timmy: You will, Rolf?!
 * Rolf: Ya, ya! Rolf will also punish the one you call Vicky and your mighty little trouble-making boys.
 * Timmy: Great! Then you're welcome to help me with my problems.
 * Rolf: Agreed! *shake hands*
 * Timmy: Can I take pictures of you guys?
 * Edd: Sure.
 * Ed: I want to be in a picture! *laughs*
 * Eddy: Count me in, Timmy..... as long as me and you ain't in the picture with Lumpy!
 * Edd: Eddy, respect.
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * (Timmy takes pictures with his iPhone)
 * Timmy: (To himself) Oh-ho! I am definitely keeping one of these 2 soon-to-be-developed pictures of Becky to myself and to show it to Tootie and rub it in her face. *snickers quietly* *gasps* (Looks up at the kids and Eds) Oh! *clears throat* Anyway, Rolf are you ready?
 * Rolf: Ready when you are, little Timmy!
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm ready when you are, Timmy!
 * Ed: ROLF! NOT YOU TOO--!
 * (Eddy flicks Ed in the face)
 * Ed: OOF!
 * Timmy: Bye guys!!!!
 * All But Rolf: Bye, Timmy!!!!
 * Timmy: Mr. C? Would you do the honors?
 * Mr. Conductor: Absolutely! Here goes! (All 3 vanish in Mr. Conductor's cloud of gold dust)


 * Ed: Timmy Turner said his work here was done.


 * Eddy: Ed, give it a break will ya?!

Trivia

 * Timmy Turner from the Fairly OddParents guest stars in this episode.
 * It wasn't metioned that Timmy actually had a crush on Becky right after he met her.
 * Timmy never mentioned that he had fairy godparents throughout the whole episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble
 * 2) Gordon and the Famous Visitor

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Ready, Set...Ed! (Kevin's story about the time he broke a world record and Eddy tried to outdo him)

Quotes

 * Kevin: Relax, kid. Using a convincing drawing done by magic will make you a shoe-in. At least it isn't as pathetic as the time Dorky thought he could break a world record.
 * Becky: Dorky? You mean Eddy? What happened?
 * Kevin: Let me fill you in. I was breaking a record of my own where my audience was watching. (as Kevin spoke, the screen pixelated back to "Ready, Set...Ed!" where the flashback story began) and I had just set a new record.
 * Edd: It must be 32 feet in length
 * Johnny: 32 feet! A new record!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Donald and Douglas
 * 2) The Deputation

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * My Fair Ed (Edd's story about the time he turned Ed and Eddy into polite children, but they took it too far)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas
 * 2) Whistles and Sneezes

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Flea Bitten Ed (Ed's story about when he got an allergic reaction to rabbits)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Henry went home hoping that next time he saw Gordon and the boys, they would've learned not to be so mean. (screen fills up with steam returning us to Shining Time Station)
 * Mr. Conductor: Sometimes a sneeze can come in handy.
 * Ed: My turn!
 * Eddy: Aw, c'mon! Another story? Is this storytime?!
 * Ed: You bet it is, Mister! I remember the time we were cleaning Rolf's furry friends (Screen pixlates back to "Flea Bitten Ed"), I was counting the bunnies for Double-D when....
 * Ed: I'm stumped! (laughs) *sniffs* Ahh, AAAAAAAHHHHHCCCCHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
 * Edd: Ed, are you catching a cold? Colds are very contagious, and I'd be so peeved if I caught your cold!
 * Ed: I feel funny. (sneezes) I sneezed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James in a Mess
 * 2) The Trouble with Mud

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Who's Minding the Ed? (Ed's story about when he was given the task of looking after Rolf's animals)

Quotes

 * Ed: Your furry little friend reminds me of when I, Ed was responsible for some furry friends of my own.
 * Eddy: You're talking about the time you looked after Rolf's animals aren't you?
 * Ed: It is to laugh. I remember it as though it happened 5th Season (flashes back to "Who's Minding the Ed?" and begins telling the story)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves a Point
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Tight End Ed (Edd's story about when he and the others were on a football team and Ed was a mascot)

Quotes

 * Tanya: Do you think we'll be friends with the Snarlyville Slashers after the game?
 * Matt: Maybe if Schemer will let us.
 * Edd: There's a hopeful chance, kids.
 * Kevin: You can say that again, Double-D. We never even made friends with the Lemon Brook Lumpers in our big game between our school's team and theirs!
 * Kara: Rivals?
 * Dan: Lemon Brook Lumpers?
 * Becky: What were they like?
 * Matt: How did the game go?
 * Edd: You see, kids. (transition to "Tight End Ed") [narrating] We were practicing for our upcoming game...
 * Kevin: Alright! Listen up, you maggots! Tonight we're playing against our rival school...The Lemon Brook Lumpers!
 * (After story)
 * Kevin: If you guys had played serious, the other team wouldn't have won!
 * Ed: I played a good mascot, didn't I, Double-D?!
 * Edd: Of course, Ed. A much better one than Eddy I might add considering the Lemon Brook Lumpers dubbed him as THEIR own mascot.
 * Kevin: Not Peach Creek Jr High's finest hour.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Saves the Day
 * 2) Down the Mine

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Brother, Can you Spare an Ed? (Sarah's Story about the time when Eddy got carried away to manipulating Ed into buying themselves jawbreakers instead of fudge for her and Jimmy.)

Quotes

 * Edd: Mr. Conductor's right, Becky. All people get carried away sometimes.
 * Becky: But Edd, Dan and Kara will hate me forever if I tell the truth.
 * Sarah: That's just a bunch of crazy nonsense, Becky! Dan and Kara will still love you even if you tell the truth to what you did.
 * Edd: I bet they will understand, Sarah.
 * Sarah: Yeah, at least you weren't as carried away as that shrimpy horsehead.
 * Becky: Shrimpy horsehead? You mean Eddy?
 * Sarah: You got that right, Becky! I wanted to beat the living daylights out of Eddy myself after what he did to me and Jimmy not too long ago!
 * Becky: What did he get carried away with?
 * Sarah: Well, it all started when me and Jimmy went to get Ed's attention. (Screen pixels to "Brother, Can You Spare An Ed") I finally got Ed's attention, when that imbecile, Eddy screamed at me through his megaphone.
 * Sarah: Listen to me, you idiot! I want you to--
 * Eddy: Get lost, twerp! Ed's working.
 * Sarah: Buzz off, Eddy!!!!
 * (After Flashback Story)
 * Sarah: And after that, the no-neck fathead will learn better than to spend my allowance money. And gimme gimme never gets.
 * Eddy: (In the distance) Did someone just call me a fathead?!!!!
 * Sarah: (sighs) I'll take care of this.... (leaves station and beats Eddy up)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase
 * 2) Percy's Promise

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Don't Rain on my Ed (Eddy's story about the time he, Ed and Edd raced to the candy store for free jawbreakers, but encountered obstacles along the way)

Quotes

 * Eddy: (shivering) Man, I hate thunderstorms!
 * Ed: (Shivering) Flashlight.... g-g-good w-w-warm.... (teeth chatter)
 * Edd: I hope J.B King Esquire cancels all trains on the Indian Valley Railway. This weather is quite horrendous.
 * Stacy: Oh, don't worry, kids, everything is going to be all right.
 * Jimmy: Sarah, hold me... (crying)
 * Eddy: Man, this is definitely worse than when I failed to collect free jawbreakers.
 * Becky: When was that, Eddy?
 * Eddy: Well... (Screen pixelates to "Don't Rain On My Ed") I was counting the moola in my jar when Nazz got my attention.
 * Eddy: Hey! how about I stick my foot right-- HELLO!
 * Nazz: What's with the styling clothes, Eddy?

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Woolly Bear
 * 2) Henry's Forest

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * It Came from Outer Ed (Ed's story about when he planned a scam of his own and tore Jimmy's stuffed bunny to shreds)

Quotes

 * Kara: I'm sorry. Next time you tell me not to touch something, I promise I won't do it.
 * Stacy: Apology accepted.
 * Edd: And believe it or not, sometimes not knowing what you're doing and being careless at the same time could lead you in serious trouble.
 * Eddy: Yeah, like the stupid Kankers! They could care squat about breaking my stuff!
 * Edd: But the Kankers weren't a part of this, Eddy.
 * Eddy: So what?!
 * Jimmy: Never mind those wackadoos, Kara. I never touch something that I'm not supposed to. I'm glad you apologized to Stacy.
 * Ed: This careless talk reminds me of when I, Ed planned a scam. (giggles)
 * Eddy: Really, Lumpy?!
 * Jimmy: DON'T TELL ME IT WAS THE TIME YOU TORE APART MR. YUM YUM!!!!!
 * Kara: Mr. Yum Yum?
 * Edd: You see Kara, Mr. Yum Yum was Jimmy's new stuffed bunny, and when Ed planned his scam--
 * Eddy: Yawn!
 * Edd: Eddy, manners please. Thank you.
 * Ed: And so it went! (Screen pixelates to "It Came From Outer Ed") I just gave Double-D his first aid, when I thought of a scam!
 * Edd: No first aid! Stop!!!!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 2) Diesel Does It Again

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * The Ed-Touchables (Johnny's Story about when he was accused of stealing others' stuff)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes to Breakfast
 * 2) Thomas Gets Bumped

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Floss Yer Ed (Ed's story about when he had a loose tooth and Eddy was determined to make it come out for gain of money.)

Quotes

 * Kara: Schemer fell down over there and hurt his foot.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oooo...Schemer hurt himself again?
 * Edd: I'm afraid so, Mr. Conductor.
 * Ed: Boy, poor Eddy Senior's accidents remind me of when I, Ed suffered pain too!
 * Becky: You mean you had accidents like Schemer's?!
 * Edd: Unfortunately, yes, Becky. Eddy even played a part too.
 * Dan: Eddy?! Hurt Ed?
 * Eddy: C'mon, it was for a good reason!
 * Edd: Reason or not, as a friend you should have had patience, Mister!
 * Kara: What did Eddy do anyway?
 * Ed: Do not waylay yourself, kids. For I will share with you all my tale! (transition to "Floss Yer Ed"[narrating] And so, Johnny had given us coconuts...
 * Ed: Can I shave them?
 * Edd: Dear, Ed. You don't shave coconuts. You eat them!
 * Ed: Like report cards?
 * (After Story)
 * Kara: Remind me never to go near Eddy with a loose tooth.
 * Eddy: *growls*
 * Edd: Accidents are one thing, purposely causing an accident is quite another!
 * Mr. Conductor: I think so, Edd. Or even accidentally getting into an accident because something tells me Schemer brings this on himself.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves a Point
 * 2) A Big Day for Thomas

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Truth or Ed (Eddy's Story about the time he printed false stories in his school's newspaper)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * An Ed Too Many (Edd's story about the time he gave Sarah a flower and she fell in love with him)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Diseasel
 * 2) Donald's Duck

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Here's Mud in your Ed (Jimmy's story about when he and Rolf tricked Eddy into buying a faulty seed after Eddy tricked Jimmy out of his money)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: The only way to catch a trickster is to use trickery.
 * Jimmy: And the best way to trick a trickster is trick them back! *giggles* I remember that time when Eddy scammed me out of my money...
 * Eddy: Here we go...
 * Jimmy: I was (flashes back to "Here's Mud in your Ed" and proceeds to telling the story) crying on the sidewalk when Rolf and his piggy, Wilfred showed up.

Trivia

 * In this episode, The Kankers work with Mr. Conductor's Double in making trouble for the inspection.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Goes Fishing
 * 2) A Scarf for Percy

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Urban Ed (Johnny's story about the time Plank ran loose in the Eds' cardboard city)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Robbin' Ed (Johnny's story about when he foiled Eddy's scam as Captain Melonhead to return the money to the kids who purchased a "thing-a-ma-jig", infuriating Eddy so much that he became Professor Scam to get revenge.)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Time for Trouble
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Hands Across Ed (Kevin's Story about the time the Eds staged a telethon)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Know It All Ed (Eddy's story about when he sold turkey basters as Canadian Squirt Guns.)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 2 Finale

Thomas Story

 * 1) All at Sea

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Stories

 * 1) One Size Fits Ed (Jimmy's story about the time he wanted to be famous and Eddy fattened him up into a sumo wrestler)
 * 2) Hand Me Down Ed (Eddy's story about the time a mysterious boomerang flew into the cul-de-sac and changed the personalities of anyone who made contact with it)

Quote 1

 * Jimmy: Mr. Conductor's right, Becky. You should always be careful what you wish for. I learned to watch what I wish for when the Eds turned me into a sumo wrestler.
 * Eddy: Oh yeah! I remember that! We could've been famous!
 * Ed: Like hot dogs?
 * Edd: Oh, boy...
 * Becky: And how did that turn out?
 * Jimmy: It all started when Sarah and I found a wishing well...(screen pixelates back to "One Size Fits Ed")
 * Jimmy: Sarah, Come See!

Quote 2

 * Edd: Oh dear! With the wishing star flying loose, Schemer and Stacy are now acting like each other!
 * Eddy: Yap, Yap, Yap! Sockhead, I wish you could care less about every last detail that happens like Ed here.
 * Ed: Because I'm simple!
 * Edd: Well, Eddy, I wish you were as polite and civil as I.
 * Ed: And I wish I was Eddy. His brother is so cool!
 * (Just then the wishing star flew by and the three began acting different)
 * Eddy: Goodness, Ed! Would you happen to have the time?
 * Ed: Yeah, right, Shrimp! *laughs like Eddy*
 * Edd: Buttered Toast!
 * Eddy: I think we'd best set our watches for the inspection unless we want to fail.
 * Ed: I ain't got time for no inspection! There's pigeons ripe for the plucking!
 * Edd: Gravy! *runs off laughing*
 * (Then Ed and Eddy walked away in different directions)
 * Becky: Ed? Eddy? Eddward?
 * Jimmy: Holy smoke! The wishing star has done the same to them!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears, picks up his wishing star bag and disappears again)

Quote 3

 * Ed: This day is too rich! What saps! *laughs*
 * Eddy: Please, Ed. It's not polite to laugh at others' misfortunes.
 * Edd: Where's the gag, Eddy?
 * Eddy: Well, Edd, if you recall the time with the boomerang, you'd understand.
 * Billy: A boomerang, eh?
 * Becky: What happened with the boomerang?
 * Eddy: Why, I'd be happy to tell you...(screen pixlels to "Hand Me Down Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the only episode to have two Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Stories rather than one.
 * Ed, Edd and Eddy are affected by the wishing star too when they each wish that one could be like the other which also follows the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode, "Mirror, Mirror, on the Ed".
 * Rolf only appears during the Jukebox Band song, "Cielito Lindo".

Thomas Story

 * 1) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Keeping Up With The Eds (Edd's story about when he was given the task of mowing the lawn and Ed and Eddy's assistance caused trouble)

Quote 1

 * Dan: Aunt Stacy, If eveyone is doing all this work how come Schemer isn't helping?
 * Edd: Indeed, Dan And our Eddy isn't doing his fair share either. Is he, Ed?
 * Ed: Pass the mustard.
 * Stacy: Oh, I think they're going to be busy enough today, you see their parents are going to Snarlyville overnight.
 * Schemer: But Mommy, Mommy, c'mon but Mommy please, I already promised--! (Ms. Schemer chatters on phone)
 * Eddy: (talking on his cellphone) But Mom, Pop! Please I don't want you to--! ( Eddy's parents chatter on phone) But I already promised to--! (Eddy's parents chatter on the phone)

Quote 2

 * Schemer: Genius time!
 * Eddy: Ho-ho!I heard the words, Schemer ol' pal! What's the plan?
 * Schemer (whispering to Eddy): Watch and learn. (out loud for Dan, Becky, Sarah and Jimmy) Uh, Children, children, oh, children! Rush over here please to see Schemer.
 * Eddy: And come over here to see Good Ol' Eddy!
 * Schemer: Ah! Hello, children. Children, how would you like to play a game today?
 * Jimmy: Games?
 * Sarah: If this is some trick you and Eddy are up to--
 * Eddy: Shhh...!
 * Dan: What's the game called?
 * Schemer: Well, I'm glad you asked. The name of the game is "Do Stuff For Schemer And Eddy", and here is how it works. There's a list of stuff here, you go to our houses and you do the stuff!
 * Eddy: Whatta you say?
 * Becky: Deal!
 * Jimmy: Deal.
 * Sarah (in an unenthusiastic tone): Deal.
 * Dan: Deal.

Quote 3

 * Stacy: UGH! I can't stand this. Have you seen what's going on out there?
 * Billy: Ah, Schemer's got everyone working for him does he?
 * Stacy: Yeah, him and Eddy. They've even got Ginny, Rolf and Johnny doing their laundry.
 * Edd: Oh, Eddy, how wrong can you and Schemer be?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sounds like a dirty job. And one that can end up badly for everyone. Doesn't it sort of remind you of James and Percy?
 * Billy: I don't follow you on that one, Mr. Conductor. I can't see Percy writing an IOU.
 * Ed: Silly Billy, choo-choos don't have hands.

Quote 4

 * Dan: I forgot to help Aunt Stacy
 * Edd: Responsibility is something that must be handled by one who knows they can handle it.
 * Becky: What do you mean, Edd?
 * Edd: Why, I remember a particular day when I was given the task of mowing the lawn...(screen pixelates back to Keeping Up with the Eds)
 * Edd: Oh dear! Father wants me to mow the lawn! I detest mowing the lawn!

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 3.

Thomas Story

 * 1) Bulgy

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Your Ed Here (Eddy's story about the time Kevin blackmailed him into embarrassing himself in front of the others or he would reveal his middle name)

Quote 1

 * Becky: Don't let Buster push you around.
 * Dan: He's bigger than me.
 * Becky: So? Don't be afraid of him. He just wants to scare you.
 * Edd: Becky's right. Buster may be bigger than you, but he's a regular person like all of us.
 * Dan: He said he'd beat me up. I don't wanna get beaten up.
 * Eddy: No worries, squirt. Ed here will take care of him. He's twice his size!
 * Ed: I can't, Eddy.My mom says I can't fight people shorter than me.
 * Eddy: *groan*
 * Jimmy: I know. We should ask for help!
 * Becky: Yeah. Let's go talk to Mr. King. He'll help us.

Quote 2

 * Becky: I'm just going home.
 * Jimmy: I'm with you, Becky. I don't wanna be here either when that big brute comes back.

Quote 3

 * Dan: But Buster said he'd beat me up. I'm going to hide.
 * Edd: Dan, hiding isn't the best way to solve your bully problem.
 * Eddy: You can say that again, Sockhead. I couldn't even hide from my bully problem when that jerk, Kevin made me look stupid in front of everyone!
 * Dan: What did Kevin do? It couldn't have been as bad as Buster beating me up.
 * Eddy: Oh! It was worse, Dan!. It all started when I was minding my own business with a scam when Kevin spotted a wallet...(as Eddy said this, the screen slowly zoomed in on him and the flashback story began)

Quote 4

 * Dan: Oh no, Mr. Conductor, he's mean. Stay away from him!
 * Ed: Yeah, Mr. C, he'll turn you into chopped sushi!
 * Edd: Ed, hush.
 * Mr. Conductor: Maybe he'll listen to me.
 * Dan: He picks on me because I'm small.
 * Edd: Not only Dan, but he had the gall to assert himself towards us as well.
 * Eddy: Quit being a bunch of chickens and show him what you're made of! I know I will!
 * Edd: Eddy, with all due respect, if you were actually confident enough you'd have defended us from Buster earlier.
 * Eddy: Yeah...well...I'm building myself up even more!
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sure if I gave Buster some advice, he'll cooperate.
 * Dan: No, Mr. Conductor. You know what he did to us. If he picked on me for being small, then he'll really pick on you! You better hide too. Please!

Thomas Story

 * 1) James Goes Buzz Buzz

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Cleanliness is next to Edness (Edd's story about the time when his bathroom was out of order and was in need of a shower)

Quotes

 * Eddy: BLECH! This place reeks!
 * Edd: The odor is quite foul.
 * Ed: *Sniffing* Mmmm... I smell breakfast guys!
 * Kids: Ewww....
 * Eddy: Aw, c'mon Lumpy! Your odor is 10 times as worse as those dumb garbage bags!
 * Ed: That's because I forgot to shower this morning Eddy.
 * Eddy: Forgot? You forget every single day, monobrow!!!!
 * Edd:  You know kids, the smell of these garbage bags reminds me of the time I didn't take a shower.
 * Becky: You mean even you forget to shower, Edd?
 * Edd: Well I didn't actually forget to shower, Becky. You see, my parents did something to the bathroom in my house. Allow me to explain. (screen pixels to Edd's house)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables
 * 2) Trouble in the Shed

Ed, Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Will Work For Ed (Rolf's story about the time Ed worked for him, but his progress was slow)

Thomas Story

 * 1) A New Friend for Thomas

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Rock-a-Bye Ed (Johnny's story about the time Ed was afraid of him after having a nightmare about him)

Quote 1

 * (Jackie Evancho enters the station)
 * Stacy: Hiya, Jackie! Welcome back to Shining Time Station!
 * Eddy: You know this blonde chick?
 * Edd: Eddy, show women some respect. This happens to be THE Jackie Evancho who first performed on "America's Got Talent" as a young girl and has gone far since then.
 * Eddy (jealous) : Lucky...
 * Jackie: Yeah. I'm Jackie Evancho. I used to visit Shining Time Station and I know Stacy, Billy, Felix and others who either don't visit anymore or aren't here today. (reference to Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition) So who are you kids?
 * Dan: I'm Dan.
 * Becky: My name's Becky.
 * Kara: And I'm Kara.
 * Edd (nervously): J-J-Jackie, it's a p-p-pleasure to m-m-meet you. My name is...Edd...w-w-ward...
 * Ed: Double-D must have a belly probe. He is talking weird!
 * Nazz (whispering to Ed): He's just shy because he has certain feelings for her.
 * Ed: Feel? Like a good scratch to an itch?!
 * Kevin: Man, you're clueless. Anyway, name's Kevin, Jackie.
 * Nazz: Hi, Jackie, I'm Nazz.
 * Rolf: Hello! Rolf wishes to introduce himself!
 * Johnny: My name's Johnny 2x4 and this is my buddy, Plank.
 * Sarah: I'm Sarah and this is Jimmy.
 * Jimmy: I've seen all your performances on TV! You're so talented!
 * Ed: And I'm Ed!
 * Jackie: You all seem like nice and interesting people.
 * Eddy: Hey! Did you forget me?! Eddy?!
 * Jackie: Well, almost everyone, but it's nice to meet you too, Eddy.
 * Stacy: What brings you back to town, Jackie?
 * Jackie: I heard of the moonlight concert and thought I'd perform.

Quote 2

 * Felix: Sounds to me like Billy has stage fright.
 * Becky: You mean, do you think Billy's scared?
 * Stacy: No, not scared Becky, shy to sing in front of people.
 * Jackie: I always have a little stage fright, but I always use a secret method before I perform on a major stage. (referring to her penguin waddles to calm her nerves)
 * Edd: It's quite common for one to be afraid of many figures within an audience, but confidence and support help to go a long way.
 * Ed: Boring!
 * Johnny: Speaking of being afraid, Plank and I just remembered the time Ed was afraid of me.
 * Edd: Pardon me, Johnny, but I've nothing to go on about such a day.
 * Stacy: Eddward, you have such a memory, I'm sure you'd have remembered.
 * Eddy: Well, he doesn't! And neither do I! So there!
 * Edd: Eddy, manners.
 * Ed: Does anyone smell buttered toast?
 * Johnny: Never mind those clowns. I remember exactly what happened. (screen pixelates to "Rock-a-Bye Ed") Me and Plank were at the playground where Nazz was hosting gymnastics when Ed came running along.
 * Johnny: Hiya, Ed!

Trivia

 * Jackie Evancho guest stars in this episode and performs "Nessun Dorma" to inspire Billy to perform.
 * This episode indicates the events of Ed's fear of Johnny from Rock-a-Bye Ed were all Johnny's dream.
 * Edd was extremely shy to talk to Jackie Evancho throughout the entire episode.

Thomas Story

 * 1) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Flashback Story

 * Fa La La La Ed (Ed's story about when he brought Christmas to the Cul-de-sac despite the setting being Summer as well as the setting in this episode being Thanksgiving)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Conductor
 * 2) A Cow on the Line

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Shoo Ed (Johnny's story about the time he bothered everyone leading Eddy to make a scam of getting rid of him)

Thomas Story

 * 1) A Close Shave for Duck

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Ed Overboard (Rolf and the Urban Rangers' story about the time they came to Ed's rescue when the Kankers kidnapped him)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Percy Takes the Plunge

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Hot Buttered Ed (Edd's story about the time he forgot his sunscreen when he, Ed and Eddy went to the swimming hole)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Heroes

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * From Here To Ed (Kevin's story about the time Eddy vowed revenge on him for ruining his scam)

Quotes

 * Eddy: That puny evil conductor is causin' nothin' but chaos in here! I can't believe he wants revenge on us!
 * Kara: Actually Eddy, he wants revenge on Mr. Conductor.
 * Eddy: I don't care who that puny dweeb wants! All I know is we need to get revenge on that Double!
 * Edd: But Eddy, seeking vengeance is not always the key to ridding somebody.
 * Kevin: Yeah, and sometimes you have to use your "vengeance" carefully and of course correctly.
 * Kara: What do you mean, Kevin?
 * Kevin: You see kid, geting revenge on somebody takes a lot of skill. Dorky over here tried to get rid of me, but all of his stupid traps seemed to get the best of him.
 * Kara: Why would Eddy want revenge on you, Kevin?
 * Kevin: You see.... (screen goes to "From Here To Ed") I was trying to get the ball kicked by my pal Rolf, when the little dork showed up.
 * Eddy: Who invited you?

Thomas Story

 * 1) Gordon Takes a Dip

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Sorry, Wrong Ed (Eddy's Story about the time Rolf's cursed phone caused bad luck for him)

Quotes

 * Dan: Tell that to Midge Smoot.
 * Mr. Conductor: I could. For instance I could tell her about the time Gordon went off the rails.
 * Ed: Gordon went off the tracks? Boy, that is sad, Mr. C.
 * Edd: Ed, it's quite often that the engines of Sodor derail.*clears throat* Now, Mr. Conductor you were saying about Ms. Smoot and Gordon?
 * Becky: Yeah, What would you say to her?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd say Ms. Smoot...(blows whistle and "Gordon Takes a Dip" begins)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Escape!

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Eeny, Meeney,Miney, Ed (Nazz's Story about the time Eddy tricked Ed into thinking Edd was turning the others into bugs and panic occured when the kids really believed Eddy was a cockroach)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Stories

 * Pop Goes the Ed (Ed's story about the time he and the other Eds crashed Nazz's sprinkler party)
 * O Ed-Eleven (Edd's Story about when they discovered a map leading to treasure under the Kankers' trailer)
 * An Ed Is Born (Eddy's story about when he and the other Eds made a movie for Eddy's brother to show they're cool.)
 * Is There An in the House? (Ed's Story about when Sarah was sick and competed with Jimmy in taking care of her.)
 * One Size Fits Ed (Eddy's story about the time he turned Jimmy into a sumo)
 * Wish You Were Ed (Edd's story about when Rolf was homesick and he, Ed and Eddy constructed a fake country to make Rolf believe he was home again.)
 * A Boy And His Ed (Eddy's Story about when he and the other Eds tried to make friends with Kevin so he'd give them jawbreakers.)
 * Shoo Ed (Ed's Story about when they made a scam of getting rid of Johnny when he bothered people.)
 * To Sir With Ed (Eddy's Story about the time he thought he was on a date with Nazz when she was actually babysitting him)

Quotes

 * Stacy: And this is Shining Time Station.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right.
 * (Ed Edd n Eddy enter the station)
 * Edd: Hello, Ms. Jones.
 * Stacy: Who are you three?
 * Eddy: What are you talking about? You know who we are. Are you messing with us?
 * Ed: I'm hungry.
 * Dan: Aunt Stacy's lost her memory.
 * Edd: My. How horrible.
 * Ed: What's a memory?
 * Eddy: Something you use your brain to remember! Which you ain't got, Lumpy! And could've come in handy for that time you lost my magazines!!!!
 * Stacy: Goodness. You scream so loud, little boy. Who are you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Stacy, these are my 3 good friends. Introduce yourselves, Guys.
 * Edd: Well, Stacy, My name is Eddward.
 * Edd: (unenthusiastic tone): I'm Eddy.
 * Ed: And I'm Ed!
 * Dan: You must remember them. They have other friends from a cul-de-sac known as Peach Creek.
 * Stacy: And what's it like?
 * Edd: Well, Stacy, my fellows and I would be happy to tell you some of our many "Ed-ventures".
 * Ed: OOH! OOH! Let me go first, Double-D!
 * Edd: Oh, very well, Ed
 * Ed: And so, My fellow chums and I were hot when we heard of a party-
 * Eddy (to himself): Oh man...
 * Edd (to Eddy): This is going to be embarrassing, Eddy...
 * Ed: What's embarrassing?
 * Eddy: Just shut up, Lumpy and tell the story!
 * Ed: Okey Dokey, Smokey! It all started when we Eds were sizzling like pancakes in the sandbox, (Screen pixelates to "Pop Goes The Ed") (laughs) and Eddy thought he was frying.
 * Eddy: I'm frying! The fat lady just sang, boys...

Trivia

 * In this episode, the Eds tell various stories (some used from various episodes and some unused) to jog Stacy's memories of them and the others from Peach Creek like Dan tells stories to jog memories of their friends of Shining Time Station.

Thomas Story

 * 1) Oliver Owns Up

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Stiff Upper Ed (Eddy's story about when he, Ed and Edd were excluded from Sarah and Jimmy's rich club)

Quotes

 * Edd: Mr. Hume doesn't seem to have any intention of allowing any of us except Schemer into his club.
 * Ed: Aw, not fair.
 * Eddy: HOW COULD HE NOT LET ME IN?! I WORKED HARD ACTING CLASSY FOR NOTHING!
 * Edd: Eddy, the last time you wanted in a club involving money, the only way in for us had loss to it.
 * Dan: Really? What happened?
 * Eddy: I sent Ed to get more bubble wrap when his frogmouth sister, Sarah kicked him out (as Eddy spoke, the screen pixelated to "Stiff Upper Ed")

Thomas Story

 * 1) Tender Engines

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * An Ed is Born (Eddy's story about the time he, Ed and Edd made a movie for his brother.)

Quotes

 * Edd: Mr. Conductor is right. We must always be careful about what one sees to believe is so.
 * Ed: But movie, Double-D!
 * Eddy: Monobrow, you're speaking my language! The key to a good movie is a good-looking star like me!
 * Edd: Eddy, the camera crew has just as much importance to a successful movie as the stars themselves.
 * Kevin: And planning on what happens in a movie so you don't blow it!
 * Johnny: Yeah, you guys made a movie once.
 * Eddy(numbly): Oh, yeah, thanks, Baldy.It would have been good if-
 * Rolf: Rolf too remembers! Rolf taught the Ed boys a lesson about asking permission if they should borrow Rolf's chickens.
 * Kara: What did happen anyway?
 * Eddy: Well, let me tell you the story, kids. It all started when I shoved a package my brother sent me down Lumpy's stairs. (as Eddy spoke, the screen pixelated to "An Ed Is Born" where Rolf was hurled out the window)
 * Ed: That concludes our lessons for today, Ladies. Ta! Ta! Same time tomorrow.
 * Eddy: Hey, guys! Look what my brother sent me! That big lug.
 * Edd: Your brother sent you this?
 * Ed: I think his brother sent it to him, Double-D.
 * (After Story)
 * Eddy: And because everything went wrong, I didn't send my brother the movie.

Thomas Story

 * 1) Wrong Road

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Fool on the Ed (Eddy's story about the time the cul-de-sac was pulling pranks)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Percy Runs Away

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * May I Have This Ed? (Edd's story about the time Peach Creek Junior High had a school dance)

Quotes

 * Edd: Becky, Kara! It was very impolite of you to belittle Dan like that.
 * Kara: Oh, why don't you go cheer him up?
 * Becky: Maybe he'll ask you guys to dance with him.
 * Eddy: Shut up! Both of you!
 * Ed: No shirt, No shoes, No service!
 * Kara: So we were teasing him. Big deal.
 * Edd: Well, dancing isn't just for girls. After all, we went to a dance, although I was more dragged there against my will...
 * Ed: It is to laugh! Wilfred sure could shake his hambone!
 * Edd: As I was saying...(screen pixelates back to "May I Have This Ed?")
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: And therefore, there is nothing wrong with the common male dancing.
 * Eddy: Yeah, I bet Kevin would pound you two if you made fun of him for dancing like a pixie!
 * (Then Kevin appeared out of nowhere next to Eddy)
 * Kevin: I don't hit girls, I HIT DORKS!
 * Eddy: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
 * (Then Kevin chased Eddy out of the station)
 * Edd: I best tend to his medical needs.
 * (Edd runs out of the station)
 * Ed: My turn to jump on his head!
 * (Ed runs out of the station)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry!
 * 2) Henry to the Rescue

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed (Edd's story about the time the cul-de-sac had a blackout)

Quotes

 * Eddy: This mysterious stranger searching stuff is for the birds! I hate birds!
 * Edd: (whispering) SHHHH!!!!! Eddy!!!!!
 * Becky: Who do you think it could be? Ed, do you know?
 * Ed: (gasp) It might be the cannibal underground mole mutants! They will hunt us down for Sunday Supper!
 * Becky: (gasp) Are there really mole mutants?!
 * Kara & Dan: MOLE MUTANTS?!
 * Edd: Oh puh-lease, Ed. Enough with your monster movie stuff.
 * Eddy: Yeah, Lumpy's just trying to scare you kids.
 * Edd: You know kids, making people nervous about scary fictional creatures just adds more to the dilemma.
 * Eddy: Like what, Sockhead?
 * Edd: Remember the time when the cul-de-sac had a power outage? (screen pixels to "Boom Boom Out Goes The Ed")
 * (Power goes out)
 * Eddy: Hey! Who turned out the lights?!
 * Ed: (click) Seen it!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal
 * 2) The Flying Kipper

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Cry Ed (Jimmy's story about the time he hurt himself from a clothespin and Eddy kept driving attention away with fake injuries)

Quote 1

 * Kara: Dan, Jimmy, look out!!!!
 * (Both fall off their bikes)
 * Jimmy: OWIE!!!! OWIE!!!! *cries*
 * Sarah: (feeling worried) JIMMY!!!!
 * Becky: Dan, you all right?!
 * Edd: Jimmy, are you all right?!
 * Ed: Speak to me, Jimmy!!!!
 * Jimmy: My leg hurts! *cries*
 * Ed: First aid for Jimmy!
 * Sarah: (shields Jimmy) No first aid, you slobber-mouthed baboon!
 * Stacy: What happened?
 * Kara: Dan and Jimmy's bike wheels came off.
 * Stacy: Are you all right, Dan?
 * Dan: It's just a sprain.
 * Edd: Lucky for you, Dan, but we need bandages for Jimmy.
 * Dan: But, look at our bikes!
 * Schemee: Ah shucks, Dan. You know what? I guess that means you and Jimmy won't be in the race.
 * Eddy: Something is pretty fishy about Schemee.
 * Eddy: (Whispering in Edd's ear) I think Schemee's behind all of this, Double-D.
 * Edd: (Whispering in Eddy's ear) Why would you think that?
 * Eddy: (Whispering in Edd's ear) Because I know what sabotage is. I live it.

Quote 2

 * Edd: My. Schemee injured you rather bad, Dan.
 * Dan: Tell me about it, Edd.
 * Ed: Could somebody pull my finger?
 * Edd: Ed, this isn't a good time thank you.
 * Ed: *Sad moan*
 * Eddy: Yeah, you could've won that bike race if that stupid cheater didn't sabotage your bike!
 * Sarah: You're one to talk, Fishface! Sabotaging is just like you scamming us out of our money!
 * Jimmy: Yeah, Eddy, Schemee sabotaged my bike as well. I also have a lot of "owies".
 * Eddy: And I thought you would've rode a tricyle, Jimmy. That'd have been a sight to see in the race! *laughs*
 * Edd: Eddy, show some respect.
 * Eddy: (Groans)
 * Dan: Well, I guess Schemee is going to get his wish.
 * Jimmy: Don't worry, Dan. Schemee will soon end up like Eddy when he tried driving attention away from me when I got hurt, and Eddy's "injuries" were fake.
 * Eddy: HEY! I wasn't faking! I was really hurt.
 * Sarah: (sarcastically) I'm pretty sure you were hurt.
 * Eddy: *Growls*
 * Dan: What actually happened to Eddy, Jimmy?
 * Jimmy: Well, (giggles) I was watching Eddy bounce on his cluck ball, (Screen pixelates to "Cry Ed") when a clothespin struck me on my left foot.
 * (Clothespin hits Jimmy)
 * Jimmy: OUCH! My foot! It's broken! Owie!
 * Sarah: Jimmy?!
 * (Jimmy screams)
 * Johnny: That clothes peg went right for him, Plank!

Thomas Story

 * 1) One Good Turn

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Boys Will Be Eds (Nazz's story about when the boys except Jimmy and Rolf paid more than enough attention to her)

Quotes

 * Nazz: Too much TV isn't good for you. And I know when too much of something can be bad.
 * Stacy: Like what, Nazz?
 * Nazz: Well, I remember when the guys were giving me a lot of attention one day...(flashes back to "Boys Will Be Eds)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Better Late Than Never

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * A Glass of Warm Ed (Ed's story about the time he went sleepwalking and raiding everyone's food)

Quotes

 * Dan: We can't find Mr. Conductor anywhere!
 * Stacy: I know, I've looked all over the station. He's not in here either.
 * Kara: I hope he wakes up before something BAD happens to him.
 * Edd: In fact, Mr. Conductor could get himself into melee.
 * Ed: Ooh! Ooh! I took a huge sleepwalk once, right guys?! (laughs)
 * Edd: I'd rather if I wasn't reminded of the time you sleepwalked and ate everyone's food!
 * Eddy: Aw c'mon, Double-D! It was too rich!!!! You gotta love him!!!! (laughs)
 * Becky: Eating other people's food is rich?!
 * Kids: Eww!!!!!
 * Stacy: How could somebody sleepwalk and do a thing like THAT?
 * Ed: I will tell you the story Stacy and kids! I was at Double-D's house eating inside his refrigerator (Screen pixels to "A Glass Of Warm Ed") when he opened the drawer, I popped out! (laughs) And I gave Jim a haircut.
 * Edd: AAAAHHH!!!!!!
 * (Ed Chewing)
 * Edd: Ed?

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Learns a Lesson
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * For the Ed, By the Ed (Johnny's story about the time Eddy ran against Plank for King of the Cul-De-Sac)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Stacy: Oh, hello, Mr. Conductor.
 * Becky: Stacy, are you going to like tell Midge that she can't come to the station anymore?
 * Jimmy: You won't really, will you, Stacy?
 * Stacy: Oh, why would I do that, kids?
 * Becky: Because...you just had a big fight.
 * Eddy: Fight?! That old hag never shuts her yap! I say throw her out!
 * Ed: Like expired cabbages?
 * Edd: Eddy, you and Ed show some respect for Ms. Smoot.
 * Johnny: Yeah. Plank here's just happy she never babbled anything bad about him.
 * Stacy: Oh, no, just because Midge and I don't agree nor does she gossip more than she should, doesn't mean that we're still not friends. And we do agree on the most important thing. And that's to vote. Because a vote is power only if you use it.
 * Mr. Conductor: I just wish I knew more about the mayor's opponent. He's a very mysterious figure.
 * Ed: An action figure?!
 * Sarah: No, stupid-head! He means a person!
 * Stacy: I know, I've seen his picture and he looks awfully familiar.
 * Edd: I agree, Stacy. If by familiar, you mean holds quite the resemblance to another individual. (referring to the fact Richard Richhouse resembles and references late, former president, Richard Nixon)
 * Becky: But...what's wrong with Mayor Flopdinger? He's always been nice to us. I think we should vote for him.
 * Ed: Do you think he will promise more buttered toast and gravy for the future?!
 * Edd: Not quite the electoral promise to be, I'm afraid, Ed.
 * Eddy: Yeah. If it was, then free jawbreakers at the candy store would be promised too!
 * Stacy: Oh, the mayor is a nice man. He's very honest and that's very important for a politician. But he hasn't been talking about the issues. And he hasn't been listening to people's complaints. And I think that that is a big mistake.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, it is. But it's hard to admit when you've made a mistake. Look what happened to James the Big Red Engine.
 * Johnny: Golly! What'd HE do, Mr. Conductor?
 * Becky: James isn't running for mayor, Mr. Conductor.
 * Ed: Do you think choo-choos COULD run for mayor, Double-D?!
 * Edd: Purely fictitious, Ed.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, he's not running for mayor. But he is running too fast for the freight cars. Come on, I'll tell you what happened. (blows whistle and "James Learns a Lesson" begins)

Quote 2

 * Kara: I wanna ask the mayor about our playground.
 * Jimmy: Me too! And maybe he'll put in a new, stronger teeter-totter that Ed can't break like our last two! (referring to Ed having broke the teeter-totter again like in the Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy episode, Rent-A-Ed)
 * Ed: Oh, yeah. Oops...
 * Becky: Then I can ask why the library isn't open longer.
 * Edd: I agree, Becky. The regular hours simply aren't giving children enough time and education.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears with a balloon and electoral hat)
 * Kara: Mr. Conductor, need some help?
 * Mr. Conductor: No thanks, Kara! This is what happens when you lose control of your own hot air!
 * Ed: *laughing* He said hot air! *laughs more* I am in stitches!
 * Johnny: [to Plank] You're right. It's probably a gas bubble.*laughs along with Ed*
 * Edd: Gentlemen, we have a serious matter at the moment, please. Anyway, I believe Mr. Conductor was about to get to a metaphor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right you are, Edd! When you lose control of your own hot air, you get all puffed up like some of these politicians around here!
 * Johnny: You can say that again, Mr. Conductor. Just like the time Eddy ran against my buddy for King of the Cul-De-Sac! Ain't that right, Plank?
 * Jimmy: I remember that! Plank was so heroic to me!
 * Kara: How could a piece of wood even be king?
 * Becky: Yeah, that's impossible!
 * Edd: Johnny, would you care to tell them?
 * Johnny: Thanks, Double-D! My buddy, Plank and I were playing "Super Plank" (in unison, the screen pixelates to "For the Ed, By the Ed") when we heard a cry for help.
 * Jimmy (voice only): Leave me alone!
 * (After story)
 * Becky: Wow. So Plank DID become a king!
 * Kara: Well, not a real king, but I would have voted for him!
 * Becky: Me too!
 * Edd: Thankfully, Eddy isn't here or he'd complain about what you both had to say, the fact he didn't win our election.
 * Kara: Do you guys think the Mayor is gonna lose the election?
 * Becky: I KNOW he'll lose with Schemer and Eddy helping him.
 * Sarah: Even my idiot brother would make a better campaign manager for Flopdinger than Curly Q and Fishface!
 * Ed: Awwww...hug?
 * Sarah: Touch me and I'll beat you to a pulp.
 * Kara: What do you think, Mr. Condcutor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I think this reminds me of a saying we have on the Island of Sodor. We say, "Every engine has to pull its own freight train."
 * Jimmy: What does it mean?
 * Kara: And why do you always say that?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because it's true! Look what happened to James. He learned about it the hard way. (blows whistle and "Foolish Freight Cars" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Becky: I like that story, Mr. Conductor. James beat the freight cars. He didn't give up.
 * Mr. Conductor: And neither should the mayor if he wants to win this election. But he'll never win unless he learns to pull his own freight train.
 * Kara: Oh, I get it. The Mayor has to learn to run on his own without...Schemer and Eddy telling him what to do all the time.
 * Edd: That's correct, Kara!
 * Jimmy: Now I know what that saying means!
 * Becky: He has to take more responsibility for himself or else...no one SHOULD vote for him.
 * Mr. Conductor: Isn't that what I just said?
 * Ed (voice only as the screen fades to black, bringing us to the next scene): I forget?

Thomas Story

 * 1) Duck Takes Charge

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Stop, Look and Ed (Edd's story about the time Eddy encouraged the other kids to disobey rules)

Quotes

 * Billy: Hey, Dan. Where's Becky and Kara?
 * Dan: Well, Kara went to visit her Grandpa, Harry. And Becky went shopping with her dad.
 * Billy: And where are you friends, boys? (referring to the Eds, Kevin and Johnny)
 * Edd: Well, Billy. Nazz went to the salon with her mother...
 * Ed: Rolf's got to go to a family reunion...
 * Eddy: And one twerp's taking care of another twerp's pathetic injury!
 * Kevin: Lucky for me, I got out of being grounded early for good behavior or I wouldn't be allowed to hang here today.
 * Johnny: Right on! Let's play a round of cards, Kevin!
 * Kevin: *moan* Oh man...
 * Stacy: No ball playing in the station, Dan.
 * Dan: Watch this serve, Aunt Stacy!
 * Stacy: Oh no, you know the rules, don't hit that ball--
 * (Dan hits ball into Billy's fishing net)
 * Stacy: Dan...
 * Eddy: And he does it anyway!
 * Kevin: Aw, c'mon Dorky! You always disobey what people say!
 * Johnny: Plank says "Kevin has a point".
 * Edd: And disobeying rules could lead anyone into dismay.
 * Kevin: Just like the time Dorky nearly got us into trouble!
 * Dan: How?
 * Kevin: Disobeying rules!
 * Ed: Like bus drivers?
 * Kevin: *annoyed groan*
 * Eddy: Aw, c'mon! That "No Rules Rule" life ruled until Sockhead ratted us out!
 * Edd: Silence please, Eddy. Thank you.
 * Eddy: *growls*
 * Edd: Like I was saying Dan, disobeying rules is not only bad for you, but for everyone, and one could be bound to retaliate.
 * Eddy: Just tell the stupid story already!
 * Stacy: Eddy, please no yelling in the station, you'll startle passengers.
 * Eddy: (under his breath, mocking Stacy) Eddy, please no yelling in the station, you'll startle passengers.
 * Edd: As I was saying, (Screen pixelates to "Stop, Look, and Ed") our jawbreaker surveillance satellite had crash-landed into a tree. I told Eddy that we weren't allowed on the grass, but he was too unruly to listen.
 * Edd: Please read the sign.
 * Eddy: "Keep Off!" so what?
 * (After Story)
 * Dan: Great story, huh, Aunt Stacy?
 * Ed: Can somebody rub my feet?
 * Stacy: Never mind that, Billy have you fixed the signal crossing?
 * Billy: Eh... not yet.

Quote 2

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: No use crying over spilled milk.
 * Johnny: Who's crying, Mr. Conductor?
 * Ed: Was he larger than a bread box?
 * Eddy: There ain't no crybabies here, Mr. C.
 * Dan: None of us were crying, Mr. Conductor.
 * Edd: I think he was getting at the expression, fellows.
 * Mr. Conductor: Not you, guys. And not the expression, Edd. Her. (shot then reveals a cat) She keeps stepping in her milk and spilling it. Silly kitten.
 * Ed: It is so puny!
 * Eddy: You've seen that cat before, Lummox. (referring to the Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy episode, "Shoo Ed")
 * Kevin: Whoa!
 * Edd: Of course! How could I have forgotten?!
 * Dan: I didn't know you had a cat, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't. I borrowed her from a friend to help me with that rat of a mouse.
 * Dan: The mouse is STILL living in your signal house?
 * Kevin: Man, what an eye sore.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. But not for long. You know what chickens mice are...
 * Ed: Oh, be still my heart-! There exist Chicken mice?!
 * Edd: Oh, puh-lease! Pure fiction, Ed. My apologies for being so blunt. You were saying, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: One look at this vicious beast and that mouse will turn and run like a scaredy cat!
 * Johnny: A mouse running from a cat like a scaredy cat!? Funny irony!
 * Dan: I guess you're in a big hurry, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm never in a big hurry, Dan. If I'm in a hurry at all, it's usually a little one. Although once, I was in a little-sized hurry. And that was plenty big for me. But right now, I'm not a big, medium OR little-sized hurry. Why do you ask?
 * Dan: Because we're not allowed to do ANYTHING around here anymore.
 * Eddy: It's these new rules! Didn't I tell you guys adults come up with this stuff just to bug us?!
 * Kevin: Don't remind us, Dorky.
 * Eddy: *groan*
 * Dan: But there's no rule against stories. Not yet.
 * Mr. Conductor: Then I'll hurry up and tell you one. (blows whistle and "Duck Takes Charge" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby the Tram Engine
 * 2) Thomas Breaks the Rules

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Nagged to Ed (The Kankers' story about when they first met Ed, Edd and Eddy)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty to the Rescue
 * 2) Thomas and Stepney

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Pick An Ed (Eddy's story about when he donned an alter ego to find out who was writing about him on the school wall.)

Quotes

 * Dan: Money...from our first customer.
 * Eddy: Took the words right out of my mouth, squirt. Anyway, you gonna split some of that with me?
 * Edd: Eddy, shame on you!
 * Johnny: Don't be such a greedy pete!
 * Ed: (laughs) Naughty, naughty. You watch yourself, Mister.
 * Sarah: Yeah. You didn't even like the idea of face-painting, Horse-head.
 * Jimmy: That's right. Besides, we need the money for a worthy cause!
 * Eddy *growls*
 * Kara: I like Lily. After a while, I forgot that she couldn't see.
 * Becky: Yeah. I like Ned too. He's totally cute!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Johnny: Hiya, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Who's totally cute?
 * Kara: Stacy's new friend, Ned.
 * Nazz: He's a total hunk!
 * Mr. Conductor: Ned? I don't know anyone named Ned. Is he from around here?
 * Dan: Nobody knows where he's from, Mr. Conductor.
 * Rolf: Ja! Ja! Rolf would know if he had met a Ned from his old country.
 * Dan: He hurt his arm and Aunt Stacy helped him. Now they're friends.
 * Ed: Like glue and paper?
 * Edd: *short pause* Puh-lease!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, helping someone is a wonderful way to begin a friendship. Look what happened with Rusty, the new engine on the Island of Sodor. The one who helped Stepney.
 * Eddy: Here we go...
 * Becky: Wait a minute...who's Rusty?
 * Dan: Who's Stepney?
 * Ed: Don't touch that dial, kids.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I thought you'd never ask! (blows whistle and "Rusty to the Rescue" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Mr. Conductor: So you see, if Rusty hadn't saved Stepney, he'd still be feeling ignored and all alone.
 * Dan: That reminds me of Schemer.
 * Mr. Conductor: Why?
 * Becky: Well, Schemer feels like Stacy is ignoring him. Because of her new friend.
 * Ed: What a pity.
 * Edd: Being ignored is one thing-
 * Eddy: Yeah! But it beats people talking about you behind your back! Like one of these losers writing about me on the school wall!
 * Ed: Ooh! Ooh! You mean from the time you missed out on meeting Carl, Eddy?!
 * Dan: Who's Carl?
 * Becky: Was he anything like Ned?
 * Edd: A character donned by Eddy, I'm afraid, kids.
 * Kevin: *laughs* You went so far with that, I swear! *laughs*
 * Eddy: *growls*
 * Kara: What kind of things did they write about you, Eddy?
 * Edd: Merely a childish nickname, Kara. For you see-
 * Eddy: I'm tellin' the story here! (pixelates to "Pick An Ed") [narrating] I was laughing myself to death about my prank last period when...
 * Eddy: You should have seen the look on your face, Sockhead!
 * Ed: And did you see the look on Ed's face?! I almost wet my eyebrow, guys! Chump here sure knows funny.
 * Eddy: *laughing* Who you callin' chump?!
 * (After Story)
 * Dan: That's just like Ned appearing out of nowhere and Schemer feeling ignored by Aunt Stacy.
 * Mr. Conductor: I see...So where is this new friend?
 * Kara (points him into the direction of where Ned is): That's him. Ned.
 * Mr. Conductor: (looks at Ned. Wonders why he looks familiar. Then he looks at the mural missing the cowboy.) [voice only] Oh dear! Oh, deary, deary me! But how?! [visual] The wishing star!
 * Becky: Mr. Conductor, is everything alright?
 * Ed: Mr. C should eat more vegetables.

Trivia

 * Since this is a Family Special along with Second Chances, One of The Family and Queen For A Day all characters from Ed Edd n Eddy are present.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Granpuff
 * 2) Sleeping Beauty

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Ed...Pass it On (Eddy's story about when he spread a rumor that his older brother was coming home alarming the other kids)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toad Stands By
 * 2) Thomas and the Special Letter

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Home Cooked Eds (The Kankers' story about when they vacationed on Eddy's property and he and the other Eds faked inclement weather to move them off.)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: The only time I'll be happy is when she leaves!
 * Lee: Why would you be happy? That sister of yours is our kind of gal, eh, girls?
 * Marie: Yeah. It's gonna be a bummer when she goes. She really livens up this place.
 * May: Just like our vacation with the Eds!
 * Kara: You three had a vacation with Edd and his friends?
 * Lee: We gotta tell her, girls. We were...
 * Marie: Hey, I'm telling the story here! I make them sound exciting!
 * May: No! I am!
 * Mr. Conductor: All three of you can share telling the story. Like siblings should.
 * Lee: Great idea, little man. And maybe you should share some tolerance with your sister.
 * Mr. Conductor (angrily): Why, you-!
 * Kara: Never mind them, Mr. C. (to the Kankers) Go ahead.
 * Lee: Thanks, squirt. We parked our trailer on Eddy's lawn...(in unison, we transition to "Home-Cooked Eds") [narrating] And were just coming back to our mobile home from sightseeing and shopping...
 * Marie [with camcorder]: Wait'll the folks at home see this!
 * May [on camera]: I'm a movie star! (internal snort)
 * Lee [on camera; shoving May aside]: Move it, May, I'm beat! Marie, get that camera out of my face-!!!
 * (After story)
 * Kara: Well, I would NEVER do that to my Grandpa.
 * Mr. Conductor: And neither would I to my sister. Speaking of my sister, I better go find her before she gets into any more trouble. Bye.
 * Lee (voice only): Later, little man!
 * May (voice only; in unison): Bye, Mr. C!
 * Marie (voice only; in unison): See ya around!
 * Kara (in unison): Bye, Mr. C.
 * Lee: C'mon, girls. What's say we find some more fun around here?
 * May: And find our boyfriends!
 * Marie: And that hunky brother Eddy's hiding from?!
 * (The Kankers exit the scene)
 * Kara: *exhales*
 * Harry (entering): Hello, Kara.

Trivia

 * Eddy's Brother guest stars in this episode.
 * Sister Conductor and Eddy's Brother are the antagonists of both Mr. Conductor and Eddy.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Meets the Queen
 * 2) Special Attraction

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Sir Ed-A-Lot (Sarah's story about when she pretended she was a queen, Jimmy was a prince and the Eds her servants.)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bulls' Eyes
 * 2) Train Stops Play
 * 3) Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * 4) Thomas, Percy & The Dragon
 * 5) Special Funnel

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * The Luck Of The Ed (Eddy's story about the time he had Ed hide his magazines, but forgot where he hid them.)

Song

 * Really Useful Engine

Trivia

 * Ed, Edd and Eddy are the only characters from their named show to appear in the Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales episodes.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Four Little Engines
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas
 * 3) Toad Stands By
 * 4) Thomas Saves the Day
 * 5) Rusty Helps Peter Sam

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * A Twist of Ed (Edd's story about when the Kankers caused trouble for him and the other Eds so they used reverse psychology only to have the tables turned on them.)

Song

 * Toby

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train
 * 2) Mind That Bike
 * 3) Rock 'N' Roll
 * 4) Home At Last
 * 5) Thomas and the Special Letter

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Dear Ed (Edd's story about the time he and the other Eds tried to find Johnny a new friend after he and Plank had a falling out.)

Song

 * Island Song

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Sir Handel
 * 2) Steamroller
 * 3) Old Iron
 * 4) Double Trouble
 * 5) Bowled Out

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Virt-Ed-Go (Ed's story about the time he and the other Eds built a clubhouse, but was scared to go up.)

Song

 * Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Passengers and Polish
 * 2) Gallant Old Engine
 * 3) Bertie's Chase
 * 4) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady
 * 5) You Can't Win!

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * Read All About Ed (Edd's story about his job delivering newspapers, but when Ed and Eddy helped, chaos occured)

Song

 * Gone Fishing

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry!
 * 2) Fish
 * 3) Whistles and Sneezes
 * 4) Henry and the Elephant
 * 5) Bulldog

Ed Edd n Eddy Flashback Story

 * It's Way Ed  (Edd's story about the time the other kids switched from fad to fad and he, Eddy and Ed came up with their own fads and combined them into one.)

Song

 * Let's Have a Race