Piglet's Chocolate Crunch (FlyingDuckManGenesis' Version)

Piglet's Chocolate Crunch is the eighth episode of the sixth season of Mickey the Mouse and Friends (FlyingDuckManGenesis' Version), and the 148th episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas & Friends episode Percy's Chocolate Crunch.

Cast

 * Mickey Mouse (From Mickey Mouse) as Thomas
 * Piglet (From Winnie the Pooh) as Percy
 * Baloo (From The Jungle Book) as Henry
 * Sir Ector (From The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon
 * Donald Duck (From Mickey Mouse) as James
 * Buzzy (From The Jungle Book) as Harold
 * Professor Porter (From Tarzan) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Friar Tuck (From Robin Hood) as Toby (Cameo Role)
 * Jiminy Cricket (From Pinnochio) as Duck (Cameo Role)
 * Peter Pan (From Peter Pan) as Oliver (Cameo Role)
 * Bees (From Winnie the Pooh) as Troublesome Trucks
 * Mia and Tia (From Cars) as Annie and Clarabel (Cameo Role)
 * Ariel (From The Little Mermaid) as Henrietta (Cameo Role)

Transcript
Narrator: "Professor Porter's Disney Characters love being shiny and clean. It makes them feel cheerful, as they puff across Disneyland.

Piglet often has the dirtiest work to do, but he likes to be clean as well as any other Disney Character, so showers are important to Piglet.

But Professor Porter had bad news."

Professor Porter: "Due to a water shortage,"

Narrator: "He said,"

Professor Porter: "No Disney Character shall have more than one shower a day.

Usefulness before cleanliness."

Narrator: "He added, and left.

Piglet was upset."

Piglet: "I get dirty!"

Piglet: "I need showers. Sir Ector only does it to feel important."

Sir Ector: "I am important."

Narrator: "Sir Ector sniffed."

Sir Ector: "I'm an express man!"

Donald: "You're a pouty pig, Piglet."

Narrator: "Teased Donald."

Piglet: "No, I'm not!"

Narrator: "Wheeshed Piglet, and he walked away.

Piglet was loading cargo at the Disneyland Docks. He was trying extra hard to stay clean. But the Bees were being naughty. As Piglet pushed them under the coal chute, they sang out."

Bees: "On, on, on!"

Narrator: "They cried.

Piglet found himself under the chute, and coal dust flew everywhere."

Piglet: "Oh no!" (Coughs)

Narrator: "Coughed Piglet."

Piglet: "I'm filthy!"

Narrator: "Piglet felt awful, but he knew he had to carry on.

On the way to the general store, the Bees teased Piglet even more.

Bees: "Clickety-clack, don't look back, dirty Piglet's on our track!"

Piglet: "Be quiet!"

Narrator: "Piglet snapped."

Narrator: "When Piglet arrived at the general store, he was very upset."

Piglet: "From now on, I am only doing work where I won't get dirty!"

Narrator: "Buzzy the Vulture was at the general store, picking up medical supplies."

Buzzy: "Hello, Piglet!"

Narrator: "He called.

And he took off, blowing dirt everywhere."

Piglet: "Not again!"

Narrator: "Cried Piglet."

Piglet: "I want a shower!"

Piglet's Animator: "Usefulness before cleanliness.

Piglet: "I want to be useful where I can't get dirty!"

Narrator: "Piglet huffed."

Piglet's Animator: "There's a load of sugar going to the Disneyland Chocolate Factory."

Narrator: "His animator said."

Piglet's Animator: "We could deliver the sugar."

Piglet: "Sugar."

Narrator: "Said Piglet."

Piglet: "That's nice and clean."

Narrator: "Piglet was pleased.

Piglet didn't know that earlier, a leaky oil drum had spilled oil onto the road.

When he approached the chocolate factory, he tried to stop, but it was too late! Piglet's feet just skidded on the oily road."

Piglet: "Oh no!"

Narrator: "Hooted Piglet."

(CRASH!)

Piglet: "Yuck!"

Narrator: "He groaned."

Piglet: "I've never been this dirty!"

Narrator: "He was covered from head to toe in sticky, gooey chocolate.

Back at his house, everyone thought it was very funny."

Mickey: "You look good enough to eat!"

Narrator: "Mickey hooted."

Donald: "Pudding Piglet!"

Narrator: "Teased Donald."

Baloo: "Choc-ice on wheels!"

Narrator: "Chipped in Baloo."

Sir Ector: "Disgraceful!"

Narrator: "Said Sir Ector pompously.

Professor Porter: "Ahem."

Narrator: "Said a stern-sounding voice. It was Professor Porter."

Professor Porter: "You've had a trying day, Piglet."

Narrator: "He said."

Piglet: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Replied Piglet from beneath the chocolate."

Professor Porter: "But you've shown us all that usefulness does come before cleanliness. So,"

Narrator: "He added."

Professor Porter: "You shall have your shower."

Piglet: "Oh, Sir!"

Professor Porter: "And a new Piglet Shirt!"

Narrator: "Piglet just beamed!

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Credits

 * Footage Copyright: The Walt Disney Company, Pixar Animation Studios