Sesame Street/Beyond the Blue Horizon (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Madame Schwartzhead as Linda Lavin
 * Big Bird as Kermit the Frog
 * Snuffy as Fozzie Bear
 * Grover as Gonzo
 * Baby Bear as Scooter
 * Telly Monster as Rowlf the Dog
 * Herry Monster as Floyd Pepper
 * Zoe as Janice
 * Cookie Monster as Animal
 * The Amazing Mumford as The Swedish Chef
 * Fluffy (Mr. Johnson's pet) as Catgut
 * Granny Fanny Nesselrode as Old Lady
 * Dimples the Dog as Muppy
 * Monty as Lew Zealand
 * Oscar the Grouch as Sam the Eagle
 * Sonny Friendly as Louis Kazagger
 * Garbo Gorilla as Quongo
 * Forgetful Jones as Beauregard
 * Don Music as Marvin Suggs
 * Mrs. Crustworthy as Zelda Rose
 * Watson as Wolfhound
 * Harry (monster) as Snake Frackle
 * Madame Alma Cluck as Chicken
 * Sully as Beaker
 * Biff as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
 * Harvey Monster as Boppity
 * Polly Darton as Lou
 * Grandmother Happy as Mary Louise (old woman)
 * Furry Godmother as French Poodle

Lyrics
( Big Bird enters onstage.)

Big Bird: Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I promise there will be no more of this "birthday" nonsense. Instead, let us just sit back and enjoy our talented and charming guest star, the wonderful, Miss Madame Schwartzhead!

(A stage hook grabs Big Bird and drags him offstage. The curtains slowly open, revealing Madame Schwartzhead atop a large, silhouetted set piece. She begins to sing "Beyond the Blue Horizon.")

Madame Schwartzhead: Beyond the blue horizon Waits a beautiful day Goodbye to things that bore you Joy is waiting for you You'll see a new horizon Your life has only begun Beyond the blue horizon Lies a rising sun!

(The set illuminates, revealing it to be a large birthday cake. Snuffy and Grover lead Big Bird to the top, followed by several other Sesame Street Muppets, as they sing the verse twice more. Big Bird comments as they make their way up, and Madame Schwartzhead descends.)

Grover: Come on, Big Bird! Come on!

Big Bird: Uh, hey, hey! What's going on? Hey, c'mon guys! Stop pushing, Snuffy!

Everyone: Beyond the blue horizon Waits a beautiful day Goodbye to things that bore you Joy is waiting for you You'll see a new horizon Your life has only begun Beyond the blue horizon Lies a rising sun!

Big Bird: Uh, uh...okay, do you have to push?! Uh, I don't like heights! I'm sorry about this, Madame Schwartzhead.

Everyone: Beyond the blue horizon Waits a beautiful day Goodbye to things that bore you Joy is waiting for you You'll see a new horizon Your life has only begun Beyond the blue horizon Lies a rising, rising sun!

( Snuffy and Grover prop Big Bird at the very top of the cake. Madame Schwartzhead rises in the foreground as everyone builds to the big finale. Big Bird grimaces.)