Sesame Street Crayons/Bert's Nap (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert
 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie

Transcript
Big Bird Feather Yellow: *yawn* Oh boy ... It's time for a nap ... am I tired *yawn*

( Big Bird Feather Yellow gets all comfortable in bed and begins to snore.)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow! Oh Big Bird Feather Yellow! Ol' buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow? Hey, Big Bird Feather Yellow ... Where are ya, Big Bird Feather Yellow?

(sees Big Bird Feather Yellow in bed)

Oh! Mmmm ... You know it is just possible that my old buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow is asleep. For one thing, he's lying down, which he usually does when he is asleep. For another thing his eyes are closed ... yeah. And for another thing, he's not answering me when I talk. So old buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow is probably asleep, but I will check just to make sure.

(pokes Big Bird Feather Yellow )

Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke! Note how I can poke old buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow is the stomach and he doesn't complain. Now when old buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow is awake and I poke him in the stomach, he complains.

(sees Big Bird Feather Yellow 's arm)

Oh looky here. Note how floppy and soggy-like old buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow's arm is. When old buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow is awake, he's not floppy and soggy like. So, I am quite certain that old buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow is very definitely asleep. And ....

( Big Bird Feather Yellow rolls over with eyes open)

On the other hand ... Now his eyes are open! My old buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow's eyes are usually open only when he is awake, so he's probably awake, but I will check just to make sure. Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Now cut that out!

Zoe Zingy Orange: See, I was right, he's awake!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yeah?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Why did you wake me up?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Did I wake you up, old buddy?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yes you did!

Zoe Zingy Orange: See, I was right, first he was asleep and now he is awake.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange, why'd you wake me up?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh ... Oh! .. Uh ... because I have something very important to tell you.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: What's that?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, you see I just looked at the clock.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: So?

Zoe Zingy Orange: It's time for your nap.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Ahhhhh!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, sleep tight. Mmmm..Mmmmmm