Grease nail polish/Bert is Sick (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert
 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie

Transcript
Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be! Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be! Oh, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. What are you doing in bed?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Achoo!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Gesundheit, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. You know, I just heard that somebody in the neighborhood has a terrible cold.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: You don't say, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. Achoo!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Mm hmm. Well, I don't know who it is, but I wanna find out quick, because I wanna stay away from him, whoever it is 'cause I don't wanna catch his cold, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. See, I got this book here. It's my handy "How to Tell If Somebody's Sick" book.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: That's wonderful, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Mm hmm. And I'm gonna find out who it is that's sick. Let's see...

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Listen, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. I can tell you who is sick...

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh, move your feet, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, so I can sit on the end of the bed here, okay?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh, huh. Now let's see. Oh, here it is. It says here, "People who are sick usually get into bed, even if it's in the middle of the day."

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Hey, straighten out my blanket before me, will you, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Mm hmm. Sure. Here you go.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Okay, thank you and will could you give me a thermometer, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!? I wanna put it in my mouth.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Yeah, okay. Here you go, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Okay, now I'm gonna go look out in the window here and see who might be in bed, even though it's in the middle of the day. Hmmm...gee, everybody we know seems to be outside today. I don't see anybody who's missing who might be at home and in bed. I better check the book again. (humming)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, here it is. The book also says "People who are sick often take their temperature."

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, the thermometer.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh, gee whiz, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. I'm trying to figure out who's sick and you keep interrupting me.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: The thermometer.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: You want me to take the thermometer of your mouth? There.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yeah. Okay, now, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, what does it say? Give me the bad news.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh, it says about a hundred.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Aw! It sounds so...

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Now will you quit bothering me so I can found out who might be sick around here? Let's see, it says here, "People who have colds..."

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, the orange juice. The juice, please.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Ssshhhh! Quiet, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. "People who have colds usually drink lots and lots of juice."

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, will you give me some of that juice? A-choo. You know, the juice.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, what's the matter with you, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be? You've been acting strange all day, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I've...I've been...I've been act...? I'm sick!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: What's the matter, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I'm sick, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!! Look at me! I'm in bed, I have a fever, I'm drinking juice, (sneezes) I'm sneezing (coughs) and I'm coughing! I'm sick, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!! Can't you tell that?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, yeah? You're sick!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I'm sick.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, you're sick! Then you caught it. Why, you must know who it is who's sick. Who it is, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be? Tell me who it is, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, no.