Muppets/Blood Test (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch
 * Scary Mary as Irvine
 * Miss Piggy as Fat Blue Live-Hand Anything Muppet Doctor
 * Dr. Pain as Pumpkin Anything Muppet Nurse

Lyrics
Miss Piggy, Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly : Blood te st.

Miss Piggy: Yes, indeed, I said a...

Miss Piggy, Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly : Blood te st.

Miss Piggy: It's what you need. A...

Miss Piggy, Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly : Blood te st.

Miss Piggy: Because there ain't no doubt.

Dr. Pain: The best way a doctor can check you out.

Miss Piggy: Yeah, well, a doctor or a nurse needs the time to pass. (Blood test!) It's the most important time to visit us to get well. (Blood test!) Gonna give you a blood test (Blood test!) so we can see (Blood test!) if you're healthy the way you're supposed to be. (Blood test!) Gonna stick your arm or finger (Blood test!) It will only take a minute (Blood test!) to check too much to see if lead is in it (Blood test!) If you said it's gonna hurt close your eyes too tight (Blood test!) or squeeze in your hand with all your might. And every time there's too much lead in you we're gonna start today.

Scary Mary: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Miss Piggy: To do the things we all can do to make it go away.

Scary Mary: All right!

Miss Piggy: We've gotta take these things (Blood test!) before we head out (Blood test!) We're gonna find a way to help you keep the lead out (Blood test!) We wanna make sure you always feel your best. So don't forget to come and get your blood test.

Scary Mary, Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly : Blood te st.

Miss Piggy: Yes, indeed! I said a...

Scary Mary, Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly : Blood te st.

Miss Piggy: It's what you need. So get a...

Scary Mary, Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly : Blood te st.

Miss Piggy: It's what you should.

Dr. Pain: Whenever there's a doctor, take care of you.

Miss Piggy, Scary Mary , Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly : I said a blood te st. Blo od te st.