Avenue Q/One and One Make Two (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Nicky as Ernie
 * Rod as Bert

Lyrics
Rod: Hey, Nicky. I'm home!

Nicky: Oh, hi there, old buddy Rod. How nice to see you.

Rod: Oh, thanks, Nicky. I was just wondering...

Nicky: I mean, it's really good to see you, old buddy Rod.

Rod: Oh, well, thanks, Nicky. Hey, you know, I was wondering...

Nicky: And do you know why it's really good to see you? I'll tell you why. Because I was just sitting here thinking how nice it is when two people get together.

Rod: Well, that's nice, Nicky. Hey...

Nicky: You know, it's really special when two people get together, Rod. Let me tell you about it. (singing) Oh, the number one is not my favorite number ( Rod: why? ) 'Cause one means only me and there's no you ( Rod: aw, Nicky ) But one plus one you see Makes two, that's you and me And it's more fun when one and one make two ( Rod: yeah )

Oh, one and one make two At least I'm pretty sure they do Oh yes it's true One and one make two ( Rod: That's a nice song and I think I understand too )

Now, say you want to play upon a seesaw You're all alone and don't know what to do ( Rod: well, what would I do, Nicky? ) Well, just go and find a friend And he'll sit on the other end You'll have more fun when one and one make two Come on and sing with me, Rod.

Nicky and Rod : Oh, one and one make two At least I'm pretty sure they do Oh yes it's true One and one make two

Nicky: (spoken) Now, Rod, here's my favorite reason for liking the number two. (singing) Now, everyone needs somebody to share with A pal to help and care for through and through ( Rod: yeah ) And there's no one that I've known Who can do those things alone It's a lot nicer when one and one make two ( Rod: Yeah. Let's sing harmony! )

Nicky and Rod : One and one make two At least I'm pretty sure they do Oh yes it's true One and one make two (Nicky: One more time!) Oh, one and one make two At least I'm pretty sure they do Oh yes it's true One and one make two I said, it's true ( Rod: yeah ) One and one make two They certainly do One and one make two-oo-ooh! (both laughing)

Nicky: You know, Rod. It's really true. It really is nicer when two people get together.

Rod: Oh, I know it is, Nicky. And that's why I was trying to ask you before if you wanted to play a game of checkers with me.

Nicky: You mean you and me together playing a game of checkers?

Rod: Right!

Nicky: You mean you and my good old buddy Rod, just old buddy Rod and Nicky, Nicky and Rod together playing a nice quiet game of checkers?

Rod: Right, Nicky! How about it? Huh?

Nicky: Sorry, Rod. I can't.

Rod: You can't?

Nicky: Nope. I've gotta go meet my friend Gerard. Gerard and I are going to meet in the park and play. I'll see you later, Rod!

Rod: Gerard?