The Simpsons/Thomas Parody 18: Special Attraction

Cast

 * Grandpa Abe as Toby
 * Professor Frink (from The Simpsons) as Trevor (Cameo Role)
 * Lenny as Percy
 * Stan Marsh (from South Park) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Herman as Bulstrode
 * Robots (from Sonic) as Troublesome Trucks
 * Toad (from Mario) as Toby's Driver
 * Yoshi (from Mario) as Percy's Driver
 * Fergus (from Thomas & Friends) as The Man
 * The Workmen as Themselves
 * George Carlin as The Narrator

Transcript

 * George Carlin: Grandpa Abe was very excited. He was holding a brand-new bell that shone like gold. He was off to the seaside. Toad was explaining everything as they travelled along.
 * Toad: There's a seaside village near here. And every year, they have a big parade, with a special attraction for all the visitors. This year, Abe, you're the special attraction.
 * Grandpa Abe: Thank you, sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Abe.
 * Grandpa Abe: But what does a special attraction do?
 * Toad: Oh, just smiles and whistles at everyone.
 * George Carlin: Replied Toad.
 * Toad: We're almost there. Listen, you can hear the seagulls.
 * George Carlin: Soon, they reached the little station by the village, but instead of a big welcome, there was just one traction engine. He whispered to Toad and turned sadly away.
 * Toad: Well, if that doesn't take the biscuit!
 * George Carlin: Said Toad.
 * Toad: They've run out of room in the parade and don't need a special attraction after all. We've got to go home, Abe. I'm sorry, old boy.
 * Grandpa Abe: Eh, so am I.
 * George Carlin: Sighed Abe. Lenny was working at the nuclear plant. He didn't expect to see Abe.
 * Lenny: What are you doing back so soon?
 * George Carlin: Before Abe could reply, Stan Marsh arrived.
 * Stan Marsh: Leave these robots here, Lenny. There's an emergency at the harbor.
 * Yoshi: Come on, Lenny.
 * George Carlin: Said Yoshi.
 * Yoshi: This will be trouble with Herman.
 * Lenny: Who's Herman?
 * George Carlin: Wondered Lenny. He was still surprised about Abe, and now he had two puzzles to sort out. Yoshi explained.
 * Yoshi: Herman is a disagreeable war antiques store owner. He never stops complaining.
 * George Carlin: Yoshi was right about Herman. Today, the war antiques store owner was more bad-tempered than ever.
 * Herman: Come on, come on, (hiccup) why aren't you robots where you should be?
 * Robots: There's no human, and we can only go where we're put!
 * George Carlin: Shouted the robots.
 * Robots: You're in the wrong place, not us!
 * George Carlin: When Lenny arrived, Herman was sulking and the robots were crosser still.
 * Robots: Our stone is for Herman. Please put us in a siding, so that we can load him up and be rid of him!
 * George Carlin: But the robots were being careless. As Lenny was lining them up, they burst through the door.
 * Robots: Help! Help!
 * George Carlin: They wailed. But it was too late!
 * Herman: Oh!
 * George Carlin: Cried Herman.
 * Herman: I'm sinking!
 * Robots: Serves you right!
 * George Carlin: Giggled the robots.
 * Robots: You were always barging in and moaning!
 * George Carlin: It took a very long time to clear the mess. Lenny watched as Herman was towed to the beach.
 * Workmen: There you are!
 * George Carlin: Said the workmen.
 * Workmen: Now you can just stay here. Children can play with you all day, and at long last, you'll be useful.
 * Herman: Ugh...
 * George Carlin: When Lenny got home, he and Abe exchanged all their news.
 * Grandpa Abe: Well, we both had some seaside surprises today.
 * George Carlin: Laughed Abe.
 * Grandpa Abe: But Toad says that I'm a special attraction anyway, and so are you. Every time we go on our own line.
 * Lenny: What do you mean?
 * George Carlin: Asked Lenny.
 * Grandpa Abe: Well, all we have to do is smile and whistle at everyone!