Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy

Based on the Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Movies and all those Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Series, Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd n Eddy is a series featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have 2 Thomas stories. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-7 can be used. No stories from Season 8-present allowed.

Minor Guest Stars

 * Schemer
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (The Ed-Touchables)
 * 2) Edward Helps Out (Nagged to an Ed)

Trivia

 * Thomas Gets Tricked is restored

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Takes the Plunge (Pop Goes the Ed)
 * 2) The Trouble with Mud (Over your Ed)

Trivia

 * Percy Takes the Plunge is restored.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Meets the Queen (Sir Ed-a-lot)
 * 2) A Big Day for Thomas (A Pinch to Grow an Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mind that Bike (George Carlin, Read All About Ed)
 * 2) Something in the Air (Alec Baldwin, Quick Shot Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Daisy (An Ed too Many)
 * 2) One Good Turn (Ed-n-Seek)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Games can be great fun. You know who would really enjoy hide and seek? My friends, Bill and Ben.
 * Edd: Who are they exactly, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Have I ever told you about Ben and BIll? Or is it Bill and Ben? I can never remember. Maybe you can tell them apart. (blows whistle and "One Good Turn" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel (Look into my Eds)
 * 2) Toad Stands By (Tag yer Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, You seem to get quite a laugh from hypnotizing people. Reminds me of Diesel's mishap from his 1st day on Sodor.
 * Edd: Who's Diesel and what's so comical about a mishap?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir Topham Hatt brought him to the railway to help. Let me tell you what happened. (blows whistle and "Pop Goes the Diesel" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved from Scrap (George Carlin, Dawn of the Eds)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin, Virt-Ed-Go)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (Who, What, Where, Ed!)
 * 2) Henry's Forest (Keeping up with the Eds)

Trivia

 * 2nd time a Thomas story is put in 2 parts. The 1st being was in "Mr. Conductor & Elmo saves Christmas"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) No Joke for James (Fool on the Ed)
 * 2) Tender Engines (A Boy and his Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Conductor (It's Way Ed)
 * 2) The Runaway (Laugh Ed Laugh)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy's gone as out of control as Thomas did when he returned from the works.
 * Edd: Was he going crazy from the lack of working on his branchline? I know I'd go crazy without my usual routine.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, Something else was wrong. I'll have to start on the start and begin at the beginning. (blows whistle and "The Runaway" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (Eds-Agerate)
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars (Oath to an Ed)

Quotes

 * Eddy: Kev's such a sap. Muckey boys.
 * (Mr. Conductor Appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't think that was a very good idea, Eddy.
 * Eddy: It was just a fib, Mr. C. Kevin would kill me if he knew what really happened.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor's right, Eddy. The truth should've been revealed
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed. In fact, some lies have been going around on the Island of Sodor.
 * Edd: You mean even the engines have lied?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you. It's a story about..telling stories (blows whistle and "Diesel's Devious Deed" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Fish (A Glass of Warm Ed)
 * 2) Whistles and Sneezes (Flea Bitten Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Funnel (Button Yer Ed)
 * 2) All at Sea (Avast Ye Eds)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 1 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Ed)
 * 2) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (Ready, Set...Ed!)

Quotes

 * Eddy: NOT KNITTING!!!!! We move to plan B. Knitting? Please...
 * Mr. Conductor: Good luck, Eddy, Let's just hope you have a better endgame than Gordon did. He was acting the same way towards another engine and had a bad outcome.
 * Eddy: Fill me in on it, Mr. C. I'm game to hear.
 * Mr. Conductor: As you wish (blows whistle and "Gordon and the Famous Visitor" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 2

Thomas Stories

 * 1) No Sleep for Cranky (Knock, Knock, Who's Ed?)
 * 2) Gordon and the Gremlin (One Plus One Equals Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Breaks the Rules (Know it All Ed)
 * 2) A New Friend for Thomas (Dear Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry Truck (Hands Across Ed)
 * 2) Dunkin' Duncan (Floss Your Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Alec Baldwin, In Like Ed)
 * 2) Thomas and Stepney (George Carlin, Who Let the Ed In?)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin, Home Cooked Eds)
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up (George Carlin, Rambling Ed)

Quotes

 * Ed: I'm a cowboy! Bang Bang!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi Rolf. Everything going fine with the Eds?
 * Rolf: A Burden has been placed on Rolf.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sometimes it takes time to get used to having new company around. Take the story of Oliver-
 * Rolf: A Store of Olives? No thank you. I am not hungry.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, I mean the story of Oliver The Great Western Engine, when he was still new to The Island Of Sodor. Well, You can't take it unless I give it to you. Right? (Blows whistle and "Oliver Owns Up" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (Alec Baldwin, To Sir with Ed)
 * 2) Wrong Road (George Carlin, Key to my Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin, Honor Thy Ed)
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin, Scrambled Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble [S2] (Urban Ed)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (Stop, Look and Ed)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars hosting his radio show again from "Is Anybody There?" as part of a City Attraction in "Urban Ed"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes To Breakfast [told by George Carlin] (Rent A Ed)
 * 2) Bye George! [told by Alec Baldwin] (Shoo Ed)

Quotes
Quote 2
 * Mr. Conductor: Now think about this first, Eddy. After all, You and Ed have caused alot of damage today.
 * Eddy: Ah, What could happen?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well for one, You could end up as bad as Thomas. He didn't think and he had quite an accident. Well, Let me tell you about it. (Blows Whistle and "Thomas Comes To Breakfast" Begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: This plan of getting rid of Johnny from others sounds rather underhanded, Eddy. In fact, Johnny's just as big of a bother as George.
 * Edd: George? Would that be the one who failed to deliver the controller to his wife's party?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed. But I'm afraid he's caused the engines alot of trouble. (blows whistle and "Bye George!" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Ed in a Half Shell)
 * 2) A Better View for Gordon (Mirror, Mirror on the Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Attraction (George Carlin, Hot Buttered Ed)
 * 2) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Angelis, High Heeled Ed)

Quote 1
(Mr. Conductor Appears)

Mr. Conductor: You know Eddy, being angry that Kevin took your spot doesn't always fix the problem. Bulstrode was acting the same way with the freight cars until he was taught a lesson.

Eddy: Who the heck is Bulstrode?!

Edd: And what kind of name is Bulstrode, Mr. C? I've never known somebody named Bulstrode.

Mr. Conductor: He's a very impatient and ill-tempered barge. Percy soon found that out for himself. I'll tell you about it.

Edd: And PLEASE Mr. C, make it quick! I gotta find more sunscreen!

Mr. Conductor: Patience, Edd, please. Just calm down. (Blows Whistle and "Special Attraction" Begins)

Quote 2
(Mr. Conductor's Cousin Appears)

Mr. Conductor: Hello, Jimmy.

(Jimmy screams)

Jimmy: Who are you?!

Mr. Conductor: Relax, Jimmy. I'm not going to hurt you. Allow me to properly introduce myself. My name is Ringo but you may call me Mr. Conductor.

Jimmy: I have a friend named Mr. Conductor, too!

Mr. Conductor: Well, he is my cousin. He went go-karting with your other lads. Unfortunately, he has to watch the lads race together because he is much too short to drive.

Jimmy: Mr. Conductor, why do you have a butterfly net?

Mr. Conductor: I'm going to catch some butterflies. And by the way, you get along with Sarah and Nazz very well. My friend Thomas most recently got along with his new friend Emily.

Jimmy: Gee wilikers, Mr. C! Who is Emily?

Mr. C: She is a very beautiful engine. I'll tell you about her. And by the way, Jimmy, never beat a golden monarch butterfly in a game of cards. They get angry! (Blows Whistle and "Emily's New Coaches" begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) guest stars in "High Heeled Ed".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (Fa-La-La-La-Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (Cry Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 2 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret [told by Alec Baldwin] (Wish You Were Ed)
 * 2) Trouble For Thomas [told by George Carlin] (Momma's Little Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 3

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Granpuff (George Carlin, Once Upon An Ed)
 * 2) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin, For Your Ed Only)

Quotes

 * Johnny: Boy this story stinks.
 * (Mr. Conductor Appears)
 * Johnny: Mr. Conductor, You know any good bedtime stories Plank and I would like?
 * Mr. Conductor: What kind would you like to hear?
 * Johnny: Plank and I want a real story with stuff like Octopus's gardens, silver hammers and Mr. Kite. Or even a story from The Island Of Sodor. You know any bedtime stories from there?
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Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Baldwin, It Came From Outer Ed)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue (George Carlin, 3 Squares and an Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin, Dueling Eds)
 * 2) James Learns A Lesson (George Carlin, Dim Lit Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Jack Jumps In (Michael Angelis, Will Work for Ed)
 * 2) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin, Ed, Ed And Away)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: A little work can help you get far in life. But be careful, my friend, Jack jumped in where he didn't belong and it ended rather bad for him.
 * Eddy: Jack? Who the heck's that?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a front loader and his first day went fine at first, but ended bad much like how Ed's doing on his first day. Allow me to explain. (blows whistle and "Jack Jumps In")
 * (After The Story)
 * Edd: My. Jack certainly sounded upset, but at least his new friends cheered him up. If only Ed could've heard that story.
 * Mr. Conductor: Jack will get his second chance, but it'll have to wait another day. My cousin will tell you as he was there at the time. Now if you'll excuse me, I must attend to important matters. (disappears)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) guest stars in "Will Work for Ed"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Goes Buzz Buzz (X Marks the Ed)
 * 2) Steamroller (From Here to Ed)

Trivia

 * James Goes Buzz Buzz is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, Stacy Cleans Up.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis (Boys Will be Eds)
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race (Ed or Tails)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin, Gimme, Gimme Never Ed)
 * 2) Heroes (George Carlin, My Fair Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon, Rock-a-Bye-Ed)
 * 2) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin, O-Ed-Eleven)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon Takes a Dip (George Carlin, The Luck of the Ed)
 * 2) Thomas and the Rumors (Ed...Pass it on...)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Predicament (Brother, Can you spare an Ed?)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (The Day the Ed stood still)

Notes:

 * Thomas stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (George Carlin, An Ed in the Bush)
 * 2) Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin, See No Ed)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas (Is There an Ed in the House?)
 * 2) A Proud Day for James (An Ed is Born)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 3 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play
 * 2) Bowled Out

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 4

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin, Don't Rain on my Ed)
 * 2) Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin, Once Bitten, Twice Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper (George Carlin, One Size Fits Ed)
 * 2) Faulty Whistles (Alec Baldwin, Pain in the Ed)

Notes:

 * Thomas stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Harvey to the Rescue (Alec Baldwin, Ed Overboard)
 * 2) Come Out, Henry! (George Carlin, One of Those Eds)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Harold (Alec Baldwin, They Call Him Mr. Ed)
 * 2) Old Iron (George Carlin, For the Ed, by the Ed)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in "For the Ed, by the Ed"

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (Little Ed Blue)
 * 2) Four Little Engines (A Twist of Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin, Your Ed Here)
 * 2) Sleeping Beauty (George Carlin, The Good Ol' Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Scarf for Percy (Thick as an Ed)
 * 2) Terence the Tractor (Sorry, Wrong Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Friend in Need (Alec Baldwin, Robbin' Ed)
 * 2) What's the Matter with Henry? (Michael Brandon, A Case of Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bulldog (Run for your Ed)
 * 2) Tenders and Turntables (Hand me Down Ed)

Trivia

 * In "Hand Me Down Ed" instead of the boomerang changing Mr. Conductor's personality, it knocks his whistle out of his hand and makes it sound off tune.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trouble in the Shed (Stiff Upper Ed)
 * 2) Donald's Duck (Here's Mud in your Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Time for Trouble (Stuck in Ed)
 * 2) Bulgy (Postcards from the Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal (George Carlin)
 * 2) Edward the Really Useful Engine (Alec Baldwin)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 4 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Snow
 * 2) Jack Frost

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train
 * 2) Rock 'n' Roll

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby's Discovery
 * 2) Haunted Henry

Trivia

 * Even though Alec Baldwin tells both stories, George Carlin blows his whistle to start the stories

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry to the Rescue (George Carlin, Mission Ed-Possible)
 * 2) Toby's Windmill (Michael Brandon, Every Which Way but Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 5

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Scaredy Engines (Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Cleanliness is next to Edness)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise
 * 2) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Diseasal (I Am Curious Ed)
 * 2) A Cow on the Line (No Speak Da Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (George Carlin, Cool Hand Ed)
 * 2) Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin, Too Smart for his own Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby Had a Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin, Who's Minding the Ed?)
 * 2) Gordon and Spencer (Michael Angelis, Pick an Ed)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) guest stars in "Pick an Ed"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Rumors (Alec Baldwin, Truth or Ed) (repeat)
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin, This Won't Hurt an Ed)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in "Truth or Ed"
 * Also, Truth or Ed is the only episode to have a Thomas Story repeated

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Put Upon Percy (Alec Baldwin, Tinker Ed)
 * 2) Hooray for Thomas (Michael Brandon, The Good, The Bad, and the Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves a Point (George Carlin, Tight End Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Saves the Day (Alec Baldwin, Tween a Rock and an Ed Place)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in "All Eds Are Off"
 * Percy Proves a Point is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, Field Day

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Spotless Record (Michael Angelis, All Eds are Off)
 * 2) James in a Mess (George Carlin, Smile for the Ed)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) guest stars in "All Eds are Off"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase (Run Ed Run)
 * 2) Toby the Tram Engine (A Town Called Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel Does it Again
 * 2) Thomas Gets Bumped

Trivia

 * This is the Season 5 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Trouble with Trees
 * 2) The World's Strongest Engine

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (George Carlin, May I Have this Ed?)
 * 2) It's Only Snow (Look Before you Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 6 as well as the season finale, but the finale to the series is "Mr. Conductor's Adventures of Ed Edd 'n' Eddy's Big Picture Show"