SpongeBob SquarePants: Lights, Camera, Pants (Mr. Conductor Crossover)

As part of the Stephen Hillenburg memorial service, here is a cel animated crossover set in the style of the show's first season.

Plot

 * Join everyone for all the excitement about a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode, in all eight locations, along with eight Thomas Stories taken from the seventh season of Shining Time Station.

The Conductors of Shining Time Station

 * 1) Mr. Conductor 1 (Ringo Starr)
 * 2) Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

The Players

 * 1) SpongeBob SquarePants (Tom Kenny)
 * 2)  Patrick Star (Bill Fagerbakke)
 * 3)  Squidward Tentacles (Rodger Bumpass)
 * 4)  Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence)
 * 5)  Eugene and Pearl Krabs (Clancy Brown and Lori Alan)
 * 6) Sheldon Plankton (Mr. Lawrence)

The Producer

 * 1) Gill Hammerstein (Nolan North)

Heroes

 * 1) Mermaid Man (Joe Whyte)
 * 2) Barnacle Boy (Tim Conway)
 * 3) Man Ray (Bob Joles)
 * 4) Dirty Bubble (Tom Kenny)

Hosts

 * 1) Bubble Bass (Dee Bradley Baker)
 * 2) Larry the Lobster (Doug Lawrence)
 * 3) Mrs. Puff (Mary Jo Catlett)
 * 4) Squilliam Fancyson (Dee Bradley Baker)
 * 5) Karen the Computer (Jill Taley)
 * 6) Kevin C. Cucumber (Dee Bradley Baker)
 * 7) Don the Whale (Dee Bradley Baker)
 * 8) Cannonball Jenkins (Dee Bradley Baker)

Kids' WB! Alumni

 * 1) Zoey Hanson, Corina Bucksworth, Bridget Verdant, Kikki Benjamin and Renee Roberts (Amanda Brown, Andi Whaley, Bella Hudson, Kether Donohue and Mollie Weaver)
 * 2) Bloom, Flora, Tecna, Stella, Musa and Layla (Liza Jacqueline, Kerry Williams, Rebecca Soler, Amy Birnbaum, Lisa Ortiz and Vasthy Mompoin)
 * 3) Ash Ketchum, Gary Oak, Brock, Misty, and Tracey Sketchit (Sarah Natochenny, Jimmy Zoppi, Bill Rogers, Michele Knotz and Craig Blair)
 * 4) Dorie Goodwin, Reanne Griffith and Mirabelle Haywood (Amy Palant, Rebecca Soler and Kether Donohue)
 * 5) Sakura Avalon, Meilin Rae, Madison Taylor, Rita, Chelsea and Nikki (Veronica Taylor, Roxanne Beck, Lisa Ortiz, Kayzie Rogers, Kerry Williams and Tara Jayne)
 * 6) Raphael, Leonardo, Michelangelo and Donatello (Frank Frankson, Michael Sinterniklaas, Wayne Grayson and Sam Regal)
 * 7) Rikochet, The Flea and Buena Girl (Carlos Alazraqui, Candi Milo and Kimberly Brooks)
 * 8) Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles Tails Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Amy Rose, and Sticks the Badger (Jason Griffith, Amy Palant, Dan Green, Lisa Ortiz and Nika Futterman)
 * 9) Emily Anderson, Kelsey Ace, Lily Parker, April Swanson and Chloe Rose (Laura Bailey, Colleen O'Shaughnessey, Alex Cazares, Danielle Judovits and Kate Higgins)
 * 10) Clover, Sam and Alex (Andrea Baker, Jennifer Hale and Katie Griffin)
 * 11) Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake and Velma Dinkley (Frank Welker, Matthew Lillard, Grey Griffin and Kate Micucci)
 * 12) Marinette Dupain Cheng and Adrian Agreste (Christina Vee and Bryce Papenbrook)
 * 13) Iris, Talia and Auriana (Kazumi Evans, Ashleigh Ball and Tabitha St. Germain)
 * 14) Maya Aida, Rachel, Clara, Mackenzie Mack and Natalie (Debi Derryberry, Cassandra Lee Morris, Melissa Fahn, Stephanie Sheh and Erica Lindbeck)
 * 15) Virgil Hawkins and Richie Foley (Phil LaMarr and Jason Marsden)
 * 16) Arkayna Goodfey, Zarya Moonwolf, Emerald Goldenbraid and Piper Willowbrook (Alyson Court, Nicki Burke, Evany Rosen and Ana Sani)
 * 17) Marilyn Shine, Malinda Doe, Susie Feeble, Emma Bore, Fanny Rogers and Tuesday Van Dour (Tara Strong, Jocelyn Loewen, Chantal Strand, Tress MacNeille, Cheryl Chase and Melissa Fahn)
 * 18) Harriet Sanders, Kara Perkins and Alyson Oliver (Veronica Taylor, Lisa Ortiz and Kerry Williams)
 * 19) Al Smith, Amy Sommerstein, James Carmichael and Mel Szyslak (Tom Kenny, Dionne Quan, Rob Paulsen and Nika Futterman)
 * 20) Daemona Prune, Kira Williams, Jericho Anderson and Casey Matthews (Jocelyn Loewen, Cree Summer, Scott Menville and Jason Marsden)
 * 21) Carla Manson, Ringo Burghs, Darryl Parsons, Yolanda Harrison, Marina Barton and Charlene Langley (Veronica Taylor, Kayzie Rogers, Amy Birnbaum, Rachael Lillis, Lisa Ortiz and Kerry Williams)
 * 22) Donkey and Diddy Kong (Richard Yearwood and Andrew Sabiston)
 * 23) Jonny Quest, Hadji Singh, Emily Harper, Harley Cruz, Jessie Bannon and Bruce Small (Jason Marsden, Phil LaMarr, Grey Griffin, Rosie Perez, Jennifer Hale and Matt Hill)
 * 24) Chance Furlong and Jake Clawson (Charlie Adler and Tom Kenny)
 * 25) Sandra Larson, Floella Thompson, Maya Burlington, Hilary Brood, Aya MacDonald, Alexandra Hartman, Katherine Jordan, Christine Richards, Serena Hamilton and Julie Benjamin (Lisa Ortiz, Roxanne Beck, Leah Applebaum, Rachael Lillis, Kayzie Rogers, Mandy Bonhomme, Megan Hollingshead, Amy Birnbaum and Tara Jayne)
 * 26) PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy (Veronica Taylor)
 * 27) Ness, Jeff Andonuts, Paula Polestar and Foo (Amy Birnbaum, Kayzie Rogers, Lisa Ortiz and Tara Jayne)
 * 28) Felicia McCoy, Tawny McCoy, Terri Burton, Roberta Parsley, Ramona Hill, Mary Taylor, Marley Hanson, Nellie Carlen, Maritza Lamar, Karen Bernstein, Mildred Carson and Minerva Raven (Lisa Ortiz, Roxanne Beck, Leah Applebaum, Megan Hollingshead, Tara Jayne, Rachael Lillis and Amy Birnbaum)
 * 29) Yugi Moto, Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor, Tea Gardner, Seto and Mokuba Kaiba (Dan Green, Wayne Grayson, Sam Regal, Amy Birnbaum, Eric Stuart and Tara Jayne)
 * 30) Ozzy Jones, Drix Koldriliff, Maria Amino, Mayor Paul Spryman and Police Chief Gluteus (Phil LaMarr, Jeff Bennett, Tasia Valenza, Alana Ubach and Jim Cummings)
 * 31) Kirby, Tiff and Tuff (Makiko Ohmoto, Kerry Williams and Kayzie Rogers)
 * 32) Yoh Asakura, Morty Manta, Anna Kyoyama, Rio, Len Tao, Trey Racer, Joco McDonnell, Ellie Elwood, Millie Marson (Sebastian Arcelus, Oliver Wyman, Tara Jayne, Andrew Rannells, Sean Schemmel, Michael Sinterniklaas, Matthew Charles and Kerry Williams and Amy Palant)
 * 33) Tai Kamiya, Matt Ishida, Sora Takenouchi, Izzy Izumi, Mimi Tachikawa, Joe Kido, T.K. Takaishi, Kari Kamiya, Davis Motomiya, Ken Ichijouji, Yolei Inoue and Cody Hida (Joshua Seth, Michael Reisz, Colleen O'Shaughnessey, Mona Marshall, Philece Sampler, Michael Lindsay, Doug Erholtz, Lara Jill Miller, Brian Donovan, Derek Stephen Prince and Tifanie Christun)
 * 34) Ikki Tenryou, Koji Karakuchi, Karin Junlei, Erika Amazake, Rintaro Namishima, Samantha, Sloan, Spyke (Veronica Taylor, Amy Birnbaum, Roxanne Beck, Lisa Ortiz, Tara Jayne, Kayzie Rogers, Ted Lewis and Matthew Mitler)
 * 35) Tyson Granger, Ray Kon, Kenny, Kai Hiwatari and Max Tate (Marlowe Gardiner-Heslin, Daniel DeSanto, Alex Hood, David Reale and Gage Knox)
 * 36) Serena Tsukino, Amy Anderson, Raye Hino, Lita Kino and Mina Aino (Stephanie Sheh, Kate Higgins, Cristina Valenzuela, Laura Post and Cherami Leigh)
 * 37) Dan Kuso, Shun Kazami, Joe Brown, Marucho Marukura, Runo Misaki, Julie Makimoto, Mira Clay, Alice Gehabich (Scott McCord, Zachary Bennett, Travis Ferris, Joanne Vannicola, Julie Lemieux, Katie Griffin, Alyson Court and Emilie-Claire Barlow)
 * 38) Kassie Carlen, Heather Hogwarsh, Prudence Plum, Penny Round (Julie Maddalena, Laura Summer, Caryn Rosenthal and Wendee Lee)
 * 39) Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Krystal, Katt Monroe, Miyu, Slippy Toad, Peppy Hare, Fay (Joshua Seth, Derek Stephen Prince, Wendee Lee, Tifanie Christun, Colleen O'Shaughnessey, Rick Jones, Tom Gibis and Anna Garduno)
 * 40) Lorelei Brooks, Cynthia Mason, Jordin Hanson and Tamara Hudson (Cherami Leigh, Debi Derryberry, Colleen O'Shaughnessey and Danielle Judovits)
 * 41) Connor, Abby, Chip and Mong (Andrew Rannells, Veronica Taylor, Amy Birnbaum and Jimmy Zoppi)
 * 42) Flint Hammerhead, Tony Goodman and Sarah Goodman (R. Martin Klein, Brian Donovan and Tifanie Christun)
 * 43) Mushra, Sago, Binka, Yakumo Tatsuro and Kutal (Tom Gibis, Steven Blum, Bob Papenbrook, Philece Sampler and Peggy O'Neil)
 * 44) Mondo Ooya and Rockna Hiiragi (Derek Stephen Prince and Brianne Siddall)
 * 45) Kaito Tatsuno, Taki, Rena and Rick (Jason Spizak, Doug Erholtz, Philece Sampler and Michael Lindsay)
 * 46) Kelly Westwood, Christine Flowers, Brianna Flowers, Maureen Holiday, Natalie Wellington and Amanda Larkin (Tifanie Christun, Laura Summer, Anna Garduno, Colleen O'Shaughnessey and Philece Sampler)
 * 47) Lisa Brandon, Sweet Mint, Stephanie Carlson, Rita Harrington, Riley Edwin, Toni and Mika Morgan (Lisa Ortiz)
 * 48) Alicia Parker, Jamie Parker, Relena Parker, Shauna Blake, Lindy McCoy, Sally Anderson, Erika Harper and Mindy Lee (Julie Maddalena, Tifanie Christun, Anna Garduno, Laura Summer, Colleen O'Shaughnessey and Philece Sampler)
 * 49) Kick the Cyber Cat (R. Martin Klein)
 * 50) Marina Liteyears (Wendee Lee)
 * 51) Danielle Sanders and Mary Bell (Philece Sampler)
 * 52) Millie Andrew (Julie Maddalena)
 * 53) Johnny Test, Dukey and Susan and Mary Test (James Arnold Taylor, Louis Chirillo, Ashleigh Ball and Maryke Hendrikse)
 * Gus, Wally and YAY-OK (Sean Cullen, Mark Edwards and David Berni)
 * 1) Pac-Man, Cylindria and Spiral (Scott McCord, Andrea Libman and Sam Vincent)
 * 2) Fangbone! and Bill Goodwin (Taylor Abrahamse and Colin Doyle)
 * 3) Joey Felt, Captain Atomic, Abigail Felt and Pauline Bell (Eric Bauza, Katie Griffin and Lisa Norton)
 * 4) Tyler Bowman, Kevin Reynolds, Theodore Roachmont and Jennifer Shope (Matt Hill, Richard Ian Cox, Lee Tockar, Tabitha St. Germain)
 * 5) McGee, Suzi, Squirt, Gretchen, Jordan Buttsquat, Sawyer, Armand, Rosebud (Scott McCord, Bryn McAuley, Darren Frost, Melissa Altro, Carter Hayden, Cliff Saunders, Adrian Truss and Jonathan Wilson)
 * 6) Corey Riffin, Laney Penn, Kin and Kon Kujira (Lyon Smith, Bryn McAuley, Sergio Di Zio and Tim Beresford)
 * 7) Atsuko Kagari, Lotte Jansson and Sucy Manbavaran (
 * 8) Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev, Zelgadis Greywords and Amelia Saillune (
 * 9) Max Taylor, Rex Owen and Zoe Drake (
 * 10) Tom Majors, Kaz Kalinkas, Sarah Laurence, and Peyton Touhey (

Thomas Segments

 * 1) Percy Gets It Right
 * 2) Trusty Rusty
 * 3) James and The Queen of Sodor
 * 4) Gordon and Spencer
 * 5) The Spotless Record
 * 6) Peace and Quiet
 * 7) Harold and The Flying Horse
 * 8) Hooray For Thomas

Trivia

 * A cel animated home video a la Season 1.
 * Michael Brandon audios for the Season 7 stories: from ???, ???, ???, and ???.
 * Song in the Sand Stadium: Promesas No (covered by Lina Inverse, Sandra Larson, and Felicia McCoy).

Script

 * (Our home video opens with the show's theme song)
 * Captain: Are you ready, kids?
 * Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
 * Captain: I can't hear you!
 * Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
 * Captain: Oh... Who lives in the pineapple under the sea?
 * Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Captain: Absorbent in yellow and porous is he?
 * Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
 * Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Captain: Then drop in the deck and flop like a fish?
 * Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Captain: Ready?
 * Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants...
 * Captain: SpongeBob SquarePants! (laughing heartily)