Muppets/Waiting Room Song (from Sesame Street Goes to the Doctor)

Cast

 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
 * Waldorf as Ernie
 * Statler as Bert
 * Dr. Teeth as Count von Count
 * Fozzie Bear as Baby Bear
 * Seymour as Horatio the Elephant
 * P.J. as Anything Muppet boy
 * Mary Louise (old woman) as Anything Muppet mother
 * Camilla as Chicken
 * Sundance as Chicago the Lion
 * Bull as Cow
 * Shepherd as Anything Muppet farmer
 * Paul Revere as Horse
 * Goat (from The Muppet Show) as Goat
 * Deer as Lightning
 * Bobo the Bear as Papa Bear
 * Janice as Susan
 * Spamela Hamderson as Gina
 * Animal, Zoot and Lips as AM Monsters
 * Theresa as Carmen Miranda Anything Muppet

Lyrics
(Everyone coughing and sneezing)

Camilla: Oh, I got a boo-boo on my beak.

Paul Revere: Oh yeah? Well, I'm a horse. Horse hoo.

P.J.: I've got a running nose.

Mary Louise: He's got boo-boos on his toes.

Waldorf: And every time he takes a breath, he sneezes.

(Statler sneezing)

Camilla: I've got slipped on with my caw.

Sundance: I tripped and hurt my paw.

Everyone: Doctor, hurry up and see us please.

(Everyone coughing and sneezing in a conga line)

Seymour: My trunk is all stuffed up.

Goat: This morning, I threw up.

Dr. Teeth: I just coughed for the hundredth time today.

Deer: My antler's really sore. I can't take it anymore.

Everyone: Doctor, you've got to see us right away.

Dr. Teeth: (coughing) That's 101 coughs. Ah, ah, ah.

(Everyone dancing around while coughing and sneezing)

Paul Revere: I've got one upset tummy and my hoof is feeling crummy.

Waldorf: And this flobbing in his forehead is getting stronger. Oh, dear.

Rizzo the Rat: Got an ache in Rizzo's ear and that's why Rizzo's here.

Statler, Waldorf and Paul Revere: Doctor, please, we can't wait any longer.

Janice: Statler, you're next.

(Statler sneezing)

Fozzie Bear: I've got a scratchy throat.

Shepherd: And this fever has got my goat.

Bull: And the hornaches made me one unhappy bull.

Seymour: I feel out of sorts and drowsy.

Fozzie Bear, Shepherd , Bull and Seymour : We're sick of being lousy, Doctor, please, we've gotta see you now.

Janice: Fozzie Bear, you're next.

Shepherd, Bull and Seymour: Doctor, please, we want to get well now.

Everyone: Doctor, please, we want to get well now.

Janice: Rizzo, you're next.