Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition

In this crossover edition of Shining Time Station, Piero Barone and Timmy Turner take the places of the 2 Mr. Conductors (while they were adapting and telling stories to the Eds and company in Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy as well as Ringo being busy with his solo music career after his separation with the Beatles.) along with other characters in places of the kids and certain adults. This series is the prequel to Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Visit Shining Time Station.

Characters (Season 1)

 * Piero Barone (as Mr. Conductor)
 * Stacy Jones
 * Harry Cupper
 * Schemer
 * Max
 * Bubbles Utonium
 * Helen Lovejoy
 * Abe Simpson
 * J.B King Esquire
 * Trixie Tang ('Tis A Gift)
 * The Jukebox Band
 * Lisa Simpson (Finders Keepers)

Characters (Seasons 2 & 3 & Family Specials)

 * Timmy Turner (as Mr. Conductor)
 * Stacy Jones
 * Billy Twofeathers
 * Schemer
 * Milhouse Van Houten
 * Blossom Utonium
 * Rudy Tabootie
 * Max (Scare Dares and Field Day)
 * Bubbles Utonium (Scare Dares, Field Day and Once Upon A Time)
 * Jackie Evancho
 * The Jukebox Band
 * Abe Simpson
 * Applejack
 * Helen Lovejoy
 * J.B King Esquire
 * Sam Melvick
 * Melvin the Magician (The Magic is Believing)
 * Rarity (Sweet and Sour)
 * Mase Wolvermein (Stacy Cleans Up and Abe Runs for Re-Election)
 * Fisher Biskit (Schemer's Special Club)
 * Mr. Bickles (Timmy Turner's Movie)
 * Groundskeeper Willie (Stacy Cleans Up)
 * Nelson Muntz (Bully For Timmy Turner)
 * Madame Raye (Bad Luck Day at Shining Time Station)
 * Martin Prince (Timmy Turner's Big Sleepwalk)
 * Mrs. Prince (Timmy Turner's Big Sleepwalk)
 * Mayor Quimby (Abe Runs for Re-Election)
 * Cow (Stacy Says No!)
 * Hans Moleman (How the Station Got Its Name)
 * Nick Dean (Second Chances, One of the Family and Queen for a Day)
 * Buttercup (Once Upon a Time and One of the Family)
 * Professor Utonium (One of the Family)
 * Mr. Conductor [George Carlin] (Once Upon a Time)

Major Trivia

 * Half the characters (Stacy, Schemer, Billy, etc) will remain in their original roles while Piero Barone, Timmy Turner and others fill the roles of other Shining Time Station characters.
 * Piero will appear 18 inches tall like the Mr. Conductor cousins while in Timmy's case, he'll appear 16 inches and both will wear conductor suits.
 * Piero Barone's "story voice" will be Ringo's narration. And Timmy will narrate the Thomas Stories using his own voice.
 * The Powerpuff Girls are 7-8 years old in this series.
 * Piero Barone is 19-20 years old in this series.
 * Jackie Evancho is 14-15 years old in this series.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) Edward Helps Out

Quotes

 * Piero (voice only): Hey-a-you. You miss-a-the spot.
 * Max:?
 * Piero (voice only): It's-a the window over here-a. You-a did-a the others so you no miss-a this one.
 * (Max dusts the window on the painting)
 * Piero (voice only): That's a good boy
 * (Piero appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Piero: Can't-a do-a-the job-a half-a-way. What's-a worth doing is-a worth doing-a-well A friend-a-mine says. And that-a-goes double for-a-the-windows. Because they're double-the-pain-a. A pain-a-the-neck, and the pain-a-to-clean. You know what I see when I look at-a-the clean window?
 * Max: No.
 * Piero: The inside of-a-the switch house. What else I would-a-see? Bravo little boy. What's-a-your name?
 * Max (stuttering): M-Max-Maxwell-Max.
 * Piero: Or is it-a Maxwell Max-a Maxwell? And you may call-a me Piero Barone. Well, you're a good of a worker. You know who would like-a you? My friend-a Thomas.
 * Max: Does Thomas live in the painting with you?
 * Piero: O mondo, no! Thomas is-a-the choo-choo train. And he lives on-a the Island Of Sodor. You interested in-a-the-trains, no?
 * Max: Yes.
 * Piero: Splendid. Then I'll tell you-a-the story about-a-my friend, Thomas The Tank-a-Engine.You like-a stories, don't you?
 * Max: Oh yeah.
 * Piero: Very well-a. But first I must find-a-me-whistle. (spots it in his jacket pocket) Ah! Let's-a-give it a go! (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Tricked" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Piero appears)
 * Piero: You back to-a dust-a the windows? But you no give-a them the chance to get-a filthy again.
 * Max: Where were you before?
 * Piero: Rail-a-road duty bring-a me ALL over, young Max. You no spend all-a the time in the-a world in-a one place. It-a called how-a you say? Travelin' busi-a-ness! I recently been-a travelin' with-a Edward!
 * Max: Who's Edward?
 * Piero: You no know, Edward? Of-a course you no know Edward! You didn't know who-a Thomas was. How could-a you have-a known Edward? I'll share a tale about-a Edward! (blows whistle and "Edward Helps Out' begins)
 * (After story)
 * Piero: And in-a-deed he get-a the new-a paint job the next day! You quite-a specialized in-a small work! And you know what-a big-a help that-a be! (disappears)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry!
 * 2) Henry to the Rescue

Quotes

 * *Piero Barone laughing*
 * Max: There he is, c'mon!!!!
 * Piero: Ciao, Max-a-Max Maxwell.
 * Max: Hi, Piero.
 * Stacy: Piero was telling me about different train schedules on the Island Of Sodor.
 * *Bubbles becomes shy of Piero*
 * Max: Ms. Jones, did Piero tell you about Thomas and his friend, Gordon?
 * Stacy: No...what about Thomas and Gordon?
 * Piero: Well let-a-me take-a-the look. *looks at his watch* It's-a-3:00! I always know what-a-the time is.
 * Max: How?
 * Piero: How? How? Why I look at-a-the-big clock-a.... *points at the clock* Ova-there!
 * *Stacy and Max laugh*
 * *Bubbles still hides*
 * Piero: I have-a-time to spend-a. I'll-a-tell you about-a- Henry the big of a choo-choo train. *pulls out handkerchief* But I must give-a-the-warning.... It's a very sad of a story!!!! *bawls in the handkerchief * (Whistle sounds and "Come Out, Henry!" begins)
 * (After story)
 * Piero: Ciao, young chica. Do you ever wear-a green and red-a stripes?
 * Bubbles: Sometimes. What's gonna happen? Does poor Henry ever get let out of the tunnel?
 * Piero: (looks at his watch) Oh, mondo! At-a the risk-a bein' late. My tale of-a Henry have-a to wait. I promise I tell-a you more at-a the very next time we-a meet. Shake and we make it-a the date.
 * (Bubbles extends her hand)
 * Piero: No! I mean-a shake! (dances as he disappears)
 * (Stacy chuckles as Bubbles and Max dance)
 * Stacy: Oh, boy. Imagine being frightened of a few drops of rain. I guess everyone is afraid of something sometime.
 * Max: Like...the dark?
 * Bubbles: Or bugs...?!
 * Stacy: Yeah, nightmares. But, you know the best thing to do when you're afraid? Is to talk to someone you know about it. Ooh! There's the train from pelican falls. I'll be right back. (leaves station)
 * Bubbles: Hey! Let's see what's in the funny picture machine.
 * Max: Yeah!
 * (The two run over to it and Max looks inside)
 * Max: There's flying saucers in here! They're not scary ones. Come look!
 * (Max moves for Bubbles to see and he turned the crank on the machine, transitioning us to the "Don't Be Afraid" song.)

Quote 2

 * (Piero appears)
 * Piero: Why you no go in and-a join them?!
 * (Bubbles flies over)
 * Bubbles: Because I've been looking all over for you, Piero! You promised to tell me what happened to poor Henry! You promised!
 * Piero: Yes I did. Did I not? And-a my motto be: "Never disappoint a child." You be a child, no?
 * Bubbles: Uh-huh.
 * Piero: And you a child too?
 * Max: Yes!
 * Piero: Very-a well. Let us resume-a our sad tale of-a Henry walled in-a the tunnel! (buries his face in his handkerchief, whistle sounds and "Henry to the Rescue" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Piero: Are you two-a becoming-a the good of friends?
 * (Bubbles and Max look at each other and nod in agreement)
 * Piero: Good! Now-a you two help-a one another out when you must! (Looks at his watch) Uh-oh! I be-a travelin' again! Ciao! (disappears)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Big Day For Thomas
 * 2) Trouble For Thomas

Quotes

 * Man (on phone): Hello? Is anyone there?
 * (in unison, Piero appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Piero: Ciao. Someone-a here alright. The phones here-a Shining Time Station they no answer themselves.
 * Man: I want to speak with Stacy Jones. Is she there?
 * Piero: You could-a you want to. But I afraid-a she not. Perhaps I-a take-a the message?
 * Man: This is the main office of the Indian Valley Railroad and I have a very important message.
 * Piero: Ay, sir! What I do-a for you?
 * Man: A new train will be stopping at your station today. It's the new train from Leaky Park.
 * Piero: New Train?! That-a indeed important news!
 * (Stacy enters)
 * Stacy: Ooh. Who's on the phone, Piero?
 * Piero: It-a the main office.
 * (Stacy picks up the phone)
 * Stacy: Hello? Stacy Jones speaking. (Man chatters on phone) A new train will arrive here?! Oh, I knew it. Oh, I knew our work would bring the station back to life.
 * (Man chatters on phone and Max and Bubbles enter the station)
 * Stacy: Yes. (to Max and Bubbles) Oh, kids. It's happened! It's happened. A new train will arrive here today! And I'm sure there'll be new trains after this one.
 * Bubbles: A new train?! HOORAY!
 * Max (in unison): YAY! A new train!
 * Max and Bubbles: When is it coming?!

Quote 2

 * Piero: Mistakes-a happen you know. Especially when you-a be how you say? im-a-patient.
 * Bubbles: Are you going to tell us a story?!
 * Piero: Unless you be-a im-a-patient.
 * Max: I know I'm not impatient.
 * Piero: Then you-a have to wait.
 * (moment of silence)
 * Piero: Oh, you two wait enough. I tell-a you now. (blows whistle and "A Big Day for Thomas" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Saves The Day
 * 2) James Learns A Lesson

Quotes

 * Piero: Good-a job, young Maxwell! Feels-a good to give-a some-a-one the helping hand now and-a then, don't it? Over on-a the Island of-a Sodor, the engines, they say it can-a make you feel-a really-a useful! Well, you both-a see what I am-a getting at. (plays wooden spoons, steam fills up the screen and "Thomas Saves the Day" begins)
 * (After story)
 * Bubbles: Yay! Thomas sure must have felt important pulling the breakdown train!
 * Piero: Oh, not-a quite, young Bubbles. Thomas, he how-a you say? Concern for James. He wanted to give-a him some-a help.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Foolish Freight Cars
 * 2) A Proud Day For James

Quotes

 * Max: Do you think WE could make these dummies work?
 * Bubbles: I don't know. Maybe.
 * (Piero appears)
 * Piero: Sure, we-a can. First, we'll take-a dummy lessons. Next, we'll take-a smarty lessons. En-a-ligten me-a, young Bubbles. Can-a you say, "A bag-a boots. A bag-a boots." without use of your lips?
 * Bubbles: ...I can't do it...
 * Piero: You aren't trying.
 * Bubbles: (muffled gibberish)
 * Piero: A ag-a oots? Well, it-a beginning process. You should have a chitty-chat with James.
 * Max: Does James know how puppets work?
 * Piero: Not-a really. But he an expert on-a trying. In a matter of-a fact, James once tried to pull-a cars that enjoy hi-jinks. And when he goes click-clack along-a the tracks. Nobody knows when he'll come-a back again. Does he? Did he? I'll fill you both in. (blows whistle and "Foolish Freight Cars" begins)
 * (After story)
 * Piero: So you see, you never-a know what you can-a do to surprise yourselves.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas & The Conductor
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing

Quotes

 * Piero: Ciao, Max. Ciao, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Hi, Piero. How'd you get in there?
 * Piero: I climb in and I-a ship-a myself to-a Shining Time Sta-a-tion. I do a how you say? Exper-a-ment. See how the postal-a ser-a-vice is. And I can-a honestly-a report it's-a very bumpy. But I-a please to say, it be-a running on-a time. Weren't-a you two goin' fishin with-a Harry?
 * Max: Yeah, Harry was taking us today.
 * Bubbles: But now he's busy.
 * Piero: So you-a be left-a be-a-hind? That-a same thing happen to-a this con-a-duc-a-tor friend of mine on-a the Island of-a Sodor. You both look to be in-a need of fun. I tell you the story that-a end hunky-dory. And-a the two of you will have-a the grin-a on your-a chin the moment I-a done. (blows whistle and "Thomas & The Conductor" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Piero: So you two must be-a patient with-a Harry.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Terence The Tractor
 * 2) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race

Quotes

 * Bubbles: C'mon, Max. Let's find something fun to do!
 * Max: I already did.
 * Bubbles (bitterly): And what's that...?
 * Max: I'm trying to read a book!
 * (Piero appears)
 * Piero: O mondo! I wish-a you-a both would-a tone down-a the noise! Bubbles who loves-a cuddles, float over-a here!
 * (Bubbles does so)
 * Piero: I try-a to assort me musical li-a-brary! But with all-a this ruckus you create, now I no remember what-a come next in the "A" depart-a-ment!
 * Bubbles: Sorry about your library, Piero, but Max won't make cute, little balloon animals with me!
 * Piero: Most-a definito!
 * Bubbles: He's acting so strangely different today!
 * Piero: Well, at-a times, bein' different-a mean we can-a help-a one another out! ...It's just like-a what Thomas and Terence do.
 * Bubbles: Terence? Who's Terence?
 * Piero: Terence the-a plowing Tractor! Would you-a care to meet-a this new friend-a too?
 * Bubbles: Yes, please!
 * Piero: In-a that case...(blows whistle and "Terence the Tractor" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Piero: Since-a then, Thomas tell-a me that Terence offer to give-a him lessons on-a plowing!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders & Turntables
 * 2) Trouble In The Shed

Quote 1

 * *Piero appears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Max: Cleaning up isn't kid stuff. What does Schemer know about work?
 * Piero (while playing with his yo-yo): Ah, si. Charming of-a-the-fellow, Schemer.
 * Bubbles: He said what we're doing isn't important. I thought we were a big help keeping Shining Time Station looking neat. *tears forming in her eyes* What if he's right?! (cries)
 * Piero: Don't-a-you cry, little Bubbles. Schemer is-a-wrong. In-a-the-station, there-a-big thing-a-to do and a little thing-a-to do, but they all important because they all get-a-the-job done. Sir. Topham Hatt is-a-having the similar problem on-a-the-Island Of Sodor. He havin' the dreadful time with-a-the-big tender engines. (to himself) Ah, ma donna mia! These-a-engines always cause-a-the trouble for-a-the Fat Controller. (out loud) *clears throat* Anyway, you see what I mean. (blows whistle and "Tenders & Turntables" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Runs Away
 * 2) Thomas Comes To Breakfast

Quote 1

 * (Piero appears)
 * Piero: Thank-a the heaven that-a over with.
 * Max: Piero! What went on?
 * Piero: You no hear-a the word?
 * Bubbles: What's the word, Piero?
 * Piero: All-a that grumbling and-a com-a-plainin' on-a the Island of-a Sodor!
 * Stacy: All the grumbling we're hearing is from Harry. But that'll be over soon.
 * Max: So who else has been grumbling and complaining?
 * Piero: Gordon and-a the rest of the big-a-headed tender choo-choos! They were- Well, I blow me whistle and you pay attention. (blows whistle and "Percy Runs Away" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Max: So the other engines and Percy are friends now?
 * Piero: Of-a course! They just need-a time to-a adapt and get to-a know one-a the other! That all.

Quote 2

 * (Piero appears with a red-wrapped box)
 * Piero: Well, I gave-a it a crack!
 * Bubbles: No, Piero, no! Just tell yourself what you told us. Keep trying until you make it! Oooo, what's that pretty package, Piero?
 * Piero: A gift for-a Thomas to get him out of his funk. He land himself in alotta the turmoil lately. I share with you my tale. (whistle sound and "Thomas Comes to Breakfast" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Max: Does that story mean you shouldn't try things on your own?
 * Piero: O mondo, no! It merely mean there are-a some things no-a-body can a do on-a their own. Despite they-a ride the tracks, trains need-a engineers to drive them without-a lack.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal
 * 2) The Flying Kipper

Quote 1

 * (Piero appears in a cloud of gold dust drinking tea)
 * Max: Piero! Where were you?
 * Piero: I been to-a the Island of Sodor. I pay-a visit to-a Henry. You remember Henry? The big green choo-choo? What-a the two-a you be up to?
 * Bubbles: Stacy's sad because a woman's luggage got mixed up and she thought she missed her train. *soft gasp* Poor Stacy!
 * Piero: Stacy feel-a bad, you say? Henry be-a feeling sadness in himself too. He no seem to have got anything right. Every-a-one say it-a his fault. Let-a-me fill you both in. (whistle sounds as he sipped his tea and "Henry's Special Coal" begins)

Quote 2

 * *Piero falls off the ladder*
 * Max: Piero, are you all right?!
 * Piero: Ah! Stupid-a-ladder! I alway fall offa the ladder. I was-a-fixing the shingles on-a-the roof, I some-a-how fell off-a. You no worry you two. I be-a more-a careful next time.
 * Max: Even you have accidents, Piero?
 * Bubbles: That's so sad! I feel so sorry for you! *cries*
 * Piero: Don't-a-you-cry, sweet-a-little Bubbles. Everybody has-a-the accidents, especially Henry the big-a-choo-choo-train.
 * Bubbles (worried): Was his new coal poisonous?
 * Piero: No...no... no that-a-silly. You see Henry had-a-the-very special assignment. Let-a-me-fill you both in. (Whistle sounds and "The Flying Kipper" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby The Tram Engine
 * 2) Thomas Breaks The Rules

Quotes

 * (Piero appears)
 * Max: Piero! (laughs) I should have known it was you!
 * Piero: Ciao, Max. You enjoy-a the show? What-a that you be-a wearin' there, Young Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: Nothing but boring old junk!
 * Piero: Junk?! You no like-a if one-a day people-a say-a that about things you enjoyed now would-a ya?! Some old-a things such-a as what-a you have are-a actually, how you-a say? Beautiful! They have-a sheik! Charisma! Persona! His-a-tory!
 * Bubbles: *soft gasp* Really, Piero?!
 * Piero: Of-a course, young Bubbles! Olden things have-a great value in-a-deed! Just-a ask me friend, Toby the Choo-Choo Tram! He-a old as me Nonno (Grandpa). Un-a-fortunately, the rail-a-way think he of no use no more! Well, you both see what I mean. (repeatedly blows his whistle and "Toby the Tram Engine" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Bubbles: Oooh! What did the letter say?! I have to know!
 * Piero: I wish-a I knew me self! Let-a us hope for-a sake of-a Toby and Hen-a-rietta it IS the good of news! I'm on-a me way to find out! (disappears)
 * Max: I hope it's good news too! Toby and Henrietta deserve a happy ending. I like them!
 * Bubbles: Me too!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Cow On The Line
 * 2) Old Iron

Quotes

 * Max: We just wanted to help.
 * Bubbles: She's being a big stinker!
 * (Piero appears)
 * Piero: You two are-a no problem! She-a the problem!
 * Max: What are you talking about?
 * Piero: Stacy, she merely want-a to see if-a she can fix the telly-graph thing-a herself! At-a time, busy people no give-a the time to really think-a over what they-a do.
 * Max: Are you saying she wasn't actually mad at us?
 * Piero: Of-a course! She was-a focused else-a-where. She no pay-a the attention to either-a you. But it-a no reason to have-a the blues. It-a the kind of-a thing friends learn-a to accept from-a one the other.
 * Bubbles: What about the funny engines who live on the Island of Sodor? Is that how they are?
 * Piero: Most-a assuredly! You remember the time Gordon the big-a choo-choo jeer at-a Edward the small-a choo-choo about-a the moo-moo cows?
 * (Bubbles and Max shake their heads "no")
 * Piero: (voice only) I never-a fill you in? (on-screen) In-a that case...(blows whistle and "A Cow on the Line" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Max: Gordon acts like he's so great sometimes.
 * Piero: Oh, that-a just the way-a he is. It no mean-a the other choo-choo engines no like-a him. Well, I be off to play in-a the Dilly-A Lick Tennis Tournament! Ciao! (disappears)

Quote 2

 * Max: There will be other tennis tournaments, Piero. Cheer up.
 * Piero: In-a-deed, I WILL! By-a sharin' a tale on James' most recent ad-a-venture! (blows whistle and "Old Iron" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble
 * 2) James In A Mess

Quotes

 * Harry: The Lost and Found is right over there, Lisa. If we have it then that's where it'll be.
 * Stacy: No, I'm sorry. Your black case just isn't here.
 * Lisa: That's the second one I lose in my life. My dad spent a lot on it.
 * Stacy: Ok, I'll keep an eye out and if it turns up, I'll let you know.
 * Lisa: Thank you. (exits station)
 * Stacy: Oh, what a shame. To lose something you treasure.
 * Max: If her name's Louella Burndoyne, I know where her case is.
 * Stacy: *laughs* Oh no. Her name isn't Louella Burndoyne. She lost her beloved saxophone. Oh, well. Maybe it'll turn up. (goes into Harry's workshop)
 * (Piero appears wearing a shower cap)
 * Piero: You two! Come-a the long, won't you? That water do-a me none of the good over-a there! Set-a that bucket-a down over-a here!
 * (Bubbles sets the bucket on the bench)
 * Piero: A little more-a to-a me left!
 * (Bubbles does so and Piero jumps in)
 * Piero: Ah! That-a much better! And just-a enough to fill-a you two in on another-a story!
 * Max: Is it about a bucket?
 * Piero: No. About dirt and-a tar. Yuck! So c'mon-a with me! Oh mondo, even me whistle's wet! (blows whistle and "James In A Mess" begins)

Trivia

 * Lisa Simpson guest stars in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Duck Takes Charge
 * 2) Percy Proves A Point

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Better Late Than Never
 * 2) Pop Goes The Diesel

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 2) A Close Shave For Duck

Quotes

 * Stacy: Oh, hello, Mrs. Lovejoy!
 * Harry: Hello, Helen!
 * Bubbles: Who's she?
 * Harry: That is Helen Lovejoy. She's the town gossip.
 * Max: What does Harry mean by 'town gossip'?
 * Stacy: Well, anything you say to Helen Lovejoy will be all over town in ten minutes.
 * Bubbles: How does she do that?
 * Harry: How she does it is the only secret she's ever been able to keep.
 * (Schemer comes jogging in)
 * Helen: Schemer! Isn't today a great one? Would it bother you if I ask what you've been up to lately?

Quote 2

 * Piero: Mondo! Be-a Careful! Look-a where you go next-a time! The life-a you save may-a be my own!
 * Bubbles: Sorry about that, Piero. We didn't see you there.
 * Piero: Is that all you can feel-a sorry for?
 * Bubbles: What do you mean?
 * Piero: A huge other-a building. The head of-a the rail-a-road.
 * Max and Bubbles: Oh that.
 * Piero: Yes-a that. Those are-a mighty big-a tales for such-a short figures of-a your own height.
 * Max: Yeah, but-
 * Piero: Yeah, but nothing! If you keep-a going around-a lying, you end up like-a Diesel!
 * Bubbles: Why? What happened to that big stinker?
 * Piero: I just-a about to-a tell you. (blows whistle and "Diesel's Devious Deed" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Bubbles: But Diesel was trying to hurt poor little Duck. We're not trying to hurt anybody.
 * Piero: Either-a-way. A lie is a lie! If you keep-a them up, it-a then becomes the bad-a habit!
 * Max: Did the other engines ever find out the truth?
 * Piero: That-a story have to-a wait.
 * Bubbles: Are you mad at us, Piero?
 * Piero: No! I no-a mad at you. I want-a to be-a proud-a of you. And I want-a the both-a you to remember the three-a dos. Do stand up straight.
 * (Max and Bubbles do so)
 * Piero: Do tell-a the truth.
 * (Max and Bubbles nod in agreement)
 * Piero: And what-a the third?
 * (Max and Bubbles shrug 'We don't know')
 * Piero: You no ever-a ever-a sit on-a top-a me! It-a not how you say...comfortable-a thing to-a do. You both understand? I am not-a the egg! (disappears)

Quote 3

 * (Piero appears)
 * Max: Look! There's Piero!
 * Bubbles: Let's give him his badge!
 * Max: We made this for you, Piero.
 * Bubbles: We made other cute little badges ourselves to cheer everyone up.
 * Piero: Splendido! I-a very fond of-a badges. I see the way you apologize to-a Helen and I-a proud of-a you two. And one good-a turn deserve another. So, I shall now-a tell-a you the rest of-a the story about Duck and-a Diesel! (blows whistle and "A Close Shave for Duck" begins)

Trivia

 * Helen Lovejoy is introduced to the series in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon Takes A Dip
 * 2) Down The Mine

Quote 1

 * (Piero appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Piero: He the one to talk about-a-the-good judgement, I gonna say. Well, I'm off. I gonna go fishin' and-a-rafting on-a-the-Island Of Sodor, rather than rafting on-a-the-mural I say. Well, arrivederci!
 * Bubbles: WAIT! Piero, I thought you only liked trains. You never told us you liked little boats too.
 * Piero: I love-a-the-same. Trains-a-good to getta place to place in-a-the-interesting fashion. Boats-a-good to getta nowhere in-a-the-intresting fashion. You ride-a-the water, you wait for-a-the-fish, and you learn-a-the-patience. Well, wish-a-me luck!
 * Max: Maybe you oughta bring Schemer with you
 * Piero: Oh, I no know. He scare away-a-the-fish. He scare-a-me away.
 * Bubbles: But what if Schemer never learns patience?! *cries*
 * Piero: Please-a, no cry Bubbles. Schemer just needs to learn-a-the-patience. He think about himself all-a-the-time.Well he no alone, Gordon behave-a-the-same way all last-a-week.
 * Bubbles: What did the big silly train learn?
 * Piero: Well you find out, little Bubbles. Come along-a-you two. (Blows whistle and "Gordon Takes A Dip" begins)
 * (After story)
 * Bubbles: Does that mean Gordon won't ever be a bossy stinker again?
 * Piero: Well, not for-a the time being any-a-way.
 * Schemer (voice only): C'mon! Shake a leg, Ms. Jones! The train'll be here any minute!
 * Piero: O mondo! Ciao, young Bubbles and young Max. He come. I leave. And that-a that! (disappears)
 * Max: Good luck with the fish!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Runaway
 * 2) Percy Takes The Plunge

Quotes

 * Max: Piero, do the engines on the Island of Sodor ever need maps when they get lost?
 * Piero: Well, if they stay on-a the tracks. It be impossible for them-a to get lost. But other-a times, they may find-a them-a-selves running away down-a the track when they least-a expect it! I-a tell you how it happen to Thomas! (blows whistle and "The Runaway" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Piero: 'Course, it no-a Thomas' fault. His brakes were-a stiff and he let-a steam off. That's all.

Quote 2

 * Bubbles: We just wanted to explore.
 * Piero: I-a know. Every-a-one likes a little ad-a-venture now and then. Even the-a choo-choos on-a the Island of-a Sodor. But you no be sure of what-a can happen. Like-a the time Percy work on-a the harbor. (blows whistle and "Percy Takes The Plunge" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Bubbles: But the freight cars were the big stinkers responsible for poor Percy's accident!
 * Piero: Not-a really. Percy, he should-a know better than to-a trust them. He should-a had second thoughts before going exploring outta there.
 * Schemer (voice only): Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know this station.
 * Piero: Oh mondo! Guess who-a coming? You both-a know .And guess who-a be leaving? Me. Ciao! (disappears)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * 2) Woolly Bear

Quotes

 * Piero: Ciao, you two. Mondo! You look-a you see-a ghost!
 * Max: I knew it was only Piero.
 * Bubbles: (laughs nervously) So did I. Who else but Piero?!
 * Piero: Of course-a it me! Who else I be?! Ah, I see. You see-a the hat floating along and you-a think, "Oh, mondo! Spooky Wooky!"
 * Max: What? No way!
 * Bubbles: Uh-uh!
 * Piero: Well, it-a scare-a the dicken outta me if I see-a any self-moving hat around-a the room!
 * Max: You would? Really?
 * Piero: I jump into-a the air! I scream-a me head off!
 * Bubbles: M-maybe I was a teeny tiny bit scared.
 * Max: Yeah. Me too.
 * Piero: Only little you say?
 * Bubbles: Oh, ok, I was pretty scared.
 * Max: That moving hat was scary.
 * Bubbles: I almost screamed.
 * Max: I almost ran out the door.
 * Piero: Is that-a fact? Well, I say-a the two-a you been-a brave. They say, woolly things-a hairy, but-a spooky things-a scary. It reminds me of-a the story of a trick Percy the green choo-choo play on Thomas. Follow me and I tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Percy's Ghostly Trick" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved From Scrap
 * 2) A New Friend For Thomas

Quotes

 * (Piero appears)
 * Max: Piero! Did you hear the news?!
 * Piero: Un-a-fortunately, yes, Max.
 * Bubbles: But...what's wrong with Shining Time Station?
 * Piero: The rail-a-way think-a it old-a fashioned! That-a right, old-fashioned. Exactly like-a me friend, Trevor.
 * Max: What happened to Trevor?
 * Piero: I share-a it with you as it begin-a sad, but end-a happy. It-a might cheer us all up! (blows whistle and "Saved From Scrap")
 * (After Story)
 * Max: Edward and the Vicar saved Trevor!
 * Bubbles: Hey! I bet Shining Time Station can be saved too!

Quote 2

 * (Piero appears with a bindle)
 * Bubbles: Oh no! Piero! You aren't leaving already, are you?!
 * Piero: Imma 'friad-a so, young Bubbles. I-a the conductor man. I have-a to go where-a the trains are.
 * Max: Will we ever see you again?
 * Bubbles: Don't go! Please!
 * Max: Bring us with you!
 * Piero: No, no, don't start-a that. You both will make-a lots of the new friends! You will see.
 * Bubbles: But we don't want new friends. We'd rather have you!
 * Piero: Non-a-sense! Yes, you want new friends! Every-a-body they want-a new friends! Even-a Thomas before he got-a to know every-a-one he knew, was ecstatic to-a meet Trevor! [Looks at his watch] Uh-oh! It-a even more late than I thought!
 * Bubbles: Oh, please tell us the story! Please!
 * Max: Don't leave us!
 * Piero: Oh, ok. I have-a time for one-a last story. (blows whistle and "A New Friend for Thomas" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Piero: But now...it really IS the time for me to-a be going.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Terence the Tractor
 * 2) Thomas' Christmas Party

Quotes

 * Piero (dressed like a lumberjack while carrying a tree and singing): I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...
 * (Max and Bubbles wave to him)
 * (Piero waves back)
 * (Piero then disappears into the signal house painting with the tree)

Quote 2

 * Bubbles: Gee, everybody's so busy.
 * Max: Do you think with everyone busy it makes time go slower?
 * Bubbles: I know! It's like Christmas will never come!
 * Max: And how are we gonna address these letters to Santa?
 * (Then the address was written on Max and Bubbles' letters by magical gold dust)
 * Max and Bubbles (in unison): Santa Claus, North Pole!
 * (Piero appears with a pencil and waves)
 * Bubbles: Piero! I should have known it was you!
 * Piero: Ciao, Max! Ciao, Bubbles!
 * Max: Thanks for giving us the right addresses.
 * Piero: It-a no trouble at all. I write to-a Santy Claus before.
 * Bubbles: Have you ever seen Santa? My sisters and I have. (referring to the Powerpuff Girls Christmas Special, "Twas the Fight Before Christmas")
 * Piero: Well, I-a remember-a one time I stay up. I-a determine myself to-a see him. But sleep-a's mighty strong thing. I fight and I fight. I even throw-a cold water in me face.
 * Bubbles: And what happened after that?
 * Piero: I get-a soaked head-to-toe!
 * Max: No, with Santa Claus. Did you get to see him?
 * Piero: In-a the word...I no really remember. Probably-a the no. But he did-a come. But if you-a sit-a 'round waiting, Christmas no ever come-a quick enough! Perhaps the two-a you go out and build-a the snowman? The snow already taller than I am up to here. (raises his hand over his head)
 * Max: Let's make one that looks like Santa.
 * Piero: Hold-a the phone, you two! You no forget your hats and-a mittens!
 * Max: That's ok. We don't really need them.
 * Piero: You no need-a them, you say? Thomas, he say-a the same thing about-a his snow-a-plow! You two remember?
 * Max: Oh yeah! Can you tell us that one again?
 * Piero: Very-a well...(blows whistle and "Terence the Tractor" begins)

Quote 3

 * Stacy: What is your problem?!
 * Max: Trixie! She's horrible!
 * Stacy: Oh, she's not horrible.
 * Bubbles: She is too! She's mean, nasty, selfish, snobby, all because she's rich!
 * Stacy: Ok, come on. Nobody can be that bad.
 * Max and Bubbles: Trixie can!
 * Stacy: Oh, come on, guys. She must have some good qualities. Think about it!
 * Bubbles: Well, she...no.
 * Stacy: Come on, you two.
 * Max: Well...both her eyes are the same color.
 * Bubbles: She never broke my crayons or threw up on me!
 * Stacy: Bubbles!
 * Bubbles: Well...she is pretty and does have a beautiful singing voice.
 * Stacy: Great. Then you can sing carols together.
 * Bubbles: But she never does anything you tell her to!
 * Max: Yeah and she only smiles when she's having fun doing rich stuff!
 * Stacy: Listen you two, I've already told her mother that she can come to the station so try and get along with her. Ok?
 * Max: Does Santa know we've been nice?
 * Stacy: Oh, yes. Santa will know and so will Trixie. I hope.

Quote 4

 * Piero: Splendido! The tree look-a much better than when it was on-a the floor!
 * Bubbles: Oh, but the pretty lights still won't turn on!
 * Max: And we can thank Trixie.
 * Piero: I assure-a the both of you, it no her fault. Times in-a our lives, we will find there are things that-a flip over, fall over and-a stocking up! But it is not always some-a-body's fault!
 * Max: What do you mean, Piero?
 * Piero: What about last Christmas? From-a the Island of-a Sodor for starters?
 * Bubbles: Ooh! Ooh! What happened? I want to know!
 * Piero: I just about to-a fill you both in. (blows whistle and "Thomas' Christmas Party" begins)

Trivia

 * This is Piero Barone's last appearance in the series before returning in "Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales with Friends" with Gianluca Ginoble and Ignazio Boschetto.
 * This is the Season 1 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon

Quote 1

 * Max: Dear, Rudy, I can't wait until you get here. Shining Time Station is busier than ever!
 * Bubbles: Dear Blossom, as you know, The nice man, Harry Cupper was invited to Fort Farley. So Shining Time Station has a new engineer. His name's Billy Twofeathers *Billy puts on his glasses, looks at a notepad and walks away taking his glasses off* (funny and cute last name by the way)
 * Max: But, Schemer is still Schemer *Schemer falls* and you know what that means. And Ms. Jones is fine. *Stacy writes on a ticket and tears it off the pad then walks away with it* And she's really happy running the station. A man named Mr. Nicholas *flashback to 'Tis A Gift' is shown* came to visit us at Christmas time. Mr. Nicholas needed help in his workshop so when he went back to his home in the North Pole, Piero Barone went with him.
 * Bubbles: But then a cute little kid named Timmy Turner came along (I secretly have a crush on him, too). *Timmy is shown dusting the Signal House painting and waves to Max and Bubbles* There's always a tiny little conductor living here. Otherwise, it wouldn't be Shining Time Station. See you on Halloween. Love, Bubbles
 * Max: When you get here, your friend, Maxwell.

Quote 2

 * Timmy (coming down in his Spiderman suit): Hey, Bubbles, way to express your love for America! (referring to Blossom in her Liberty Belle costume)
 * Blossom: (turns around with Rudy) Hey, look! It's Timmy Turner.
 * Timmy: YIKES! *disappears*
 * Blossom: Uh, where'd he go?
 * Timmy (invisible): Pay no attention! You only see air!
 * Blossom: Don't be afraid of us. Harry's a friend of my father and Bubbles is my sister. They told me all about Thomas and the other engines.
 * Rudy: Hey, I'm Rudy Tabootie. Max is a friend of mine and Stacy's a friend of one of my parents. They told me all about you and your magic.
 * Timmy (appears in a cloud of gold gust): You guys like stories, trains, and magic? Well, look no further, dudes and let me properly introduce myself. Timmy Turner at your service.
 * Rudy: Are you going trick-or-treating around here?
 * Timmy: Here, there, you name it, Rudy.
 * Blossom: Say, do they have Halloween where Thomas lives? What's that place called?
 * Timmy: The Island of Sodor. Of course they celebrate Halloween. And believe it or not, there's even ghosts!
 * Rudy and Blossom in unison: REAL GHOSTS?!
 * Timmy: At least Thomas thought he saw a real ghost. Let me fill you in. (Blows whistle and "Percy's Ghostly Trick" begins)

Quote 3

 * (Timmy appears dressed as Crash Nebula)
 * Timmy: Hey, Rudy! Find your costume yet?
 * Rudy: Stacy said I'd find it here in Shining Time Station, but I haven't found ANY costume!
 * Timmy: Well, Rudy, things and ideas have a way of coming from place to place. The most unexpected and unusual places at that. This station's full of them. Hey, did you know you can go into this painting through that tunnel?
 * Rudy: No way!
 * Timmy: Yeah! It's called 'The Anything Tunnel'. Want to have a look?
 * Rudy: Sure. All right.
 * Timmy: That's what I thought. But look sharp! It's a SPEEDY ride!
 * (In unison, the camera zooms in on the tunnel and transitions us to the "What Am I Afraid Of?" song)
 * (After Song)
 * Rudy: But, Timmy, what if people don't like me if they knew I'm afraid?
 * Timmy: Hey, what kind of thing is that to say?! I like ya, Rude.
 * Rudy: Yeah and I like you, Timmy.
 * Timmy: You and Blossom gave me a start. But it didn't take long for me to get to know you guys.
 * Rudy: But you don't have to be afraid of me.
 * Timmy: I don't have to be. 'Cuz I ain't! But I did get scared. Speaking of getting scared, how's this?! (clicks trigger on his Crash Nebula toy gun producing a loud laser gun noise as he disappeared in unison)
 * Rudy (covering his ears): Augh!

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 2.
 * Timmy Turner, Blossom Utonium, Rudy Tabootie and Jackie Evancho debut in the series.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 2) No Joke For James

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Rudy: Hiya, Timmy.
 * Blossom: Hi, Timmy. Where are you going?
 * Timmy: Well, in ten minutes, I'll be going model boat racing over in Dimmsdale! Hey, by the way. Are you guys so busy with your make-believe jobs that I can't tell you a story?
 * Rudy: You see Schemer?
 * Blossom: Not anywhere around here.
 * Timmy: Phew! This might be a story of interest to you guys. It's a story about...telling stories! (blows whistles and "Diesel's Devious Deed" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Blossom: That's awful. Is Duck all right?
 * Timmy: Oh, totally. He only worked at Edward's for a short time. Sir Topham Hatt never even believed Diesel's bogus tale. And Duck was back home before he knew it. So, all's wells that ends well.
 * Blossom: There's a big difference between telling lies to get innocent people in trouble instead of just...
 * Rudy: Pretending.
 * Blossom: Right...pretending.
 * Timmy: Maybe. But making Jackie believe you guys have jobs here has gotten you into hot water all right.
 * Blossom: Timmy, do you think you could use your magic to make the lie vanish?
 * Timmy: Love to, Blossom. But lies aren't something you can magic away. But I know there is a magic trick you can do. And you and Rude will both pull the trick off when you tell Stacy and Billy the truth. Hi-ho! Silver wind! (disappears)

Quote 2

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Blossom: Hi, Timmy. Did you have fun at the boat race?
 * Timmy: No! My darn boat wouldn't start! Why did it have to be remote-powered?! I wanted a model boat with a control pad at my reach! Did either of you tell Stacy or Billy your situation yet?
 * Rudy: No, not yet.
 * Timmy: Schemer, move over, would ya?
 * (Schemer does so)
 * Timmy: They're gonna find out anyway when Jackie comes back! Get a load of what happened to James!
 * Rudy: James? Who's that?
 * Timmy: I never filled you in on James? He's a bright red engine who thinks he's the best around. I'll explain his sitch to ya. (blows whistles and "No Joke for James" begins)
 * Timmy: See? Everything worked out for James. So things'll work for you if you-(sudden realization) CRUD! I forgot my boat back at the pond! (disappears)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Old Iron
 * 2) Edward's Exploit

Quote 1

 * Blossom (in an unenuthiastic tone): Hi, Jackie.
 * Rudy (in an unenthusiastic tone): What up, Jackie?
 * Jackie: Well, well, well, what are we all so "happy" about?
 * Blossom: We made a magician lose his confidence and his feelings were hurt.
 * Jackie: I don't believe in any of that stuff.
 * Blossom: You don't believe magicians have any sort of feelings?
 * Jackie: I meant I don't believe in magicians. It's such stupid foolish tricks.
 * Rudy: How can you not believe in magic?!
 * Jackie: How can you two? Magic's just fake.
 * Timmy (voice only): Hey! What do you mean magic's fake?!
 * Jackie: Hello!? I just said- How did you guys do that?
 * Blossom: Do what?
 * Jackie: Talk. In a different voice.
 * Timmy (voice only): They didn't say it, I did!
 * Jackie: Who said that?
 * Timmy (voice only) I did, and I can tell you one or two things about magic that are out of this world real.
 * Jackie: Cut it out you two, you're both scaring me!
 * Blossom: We're not doing anything!
 * Timmy (voice only): Nothing to be scared of Jackie. *rises up on his knees* Are you sure ya don't believe in magic?
 * Jackie: It's a little kid.
 * Rudy: It's Timmy Turner.
 * Jackie: Nice try. It's just some toy with batteries you put there. *touches Timmy*
 * Timmy: Hey! I'm no toy!
 * Jackie: YIKES! It IS a little kid!
 * Rudy: We've been telling you, it's Timmy Turner.
 * Blossom:: Now do you believe in magic, Jackie?
 * Jackie: (having an immediate change of heart) I do! I do! I do!
 * Timmy: Hi, Jackie. Nice to meet you.
 * Jackie: Are you a magician?
 * Timmy: Heck, no! I am who I am. I'm Timmy Turner, you see. And he is who I'll be. But there is a magician here.
 * Blossom: But I can't help but say, he isn't very good.
 * Timmy: Hey, hold it! Don't start giving up on people if they mess up now and then. If we did that, what would've happened to Edward?
 * Jackie: Who's Edward?
 * Rudy: A train engine.
 * Timmy: And you're right, Rudy. He's a blue engine. I guess I'll have to fill you in on him. Aw, what the heck? I'll fill you in on Ol' Iron Edward. (Blows whistle and "Old Iron" begins)

Trivia

 * Melvin the Magician (from the Pokemon episode, March of the Exeggutor Squad) guest stars in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble
 * 2) Gordon & The Famous Visitor

Quote 1

 * Sam (carrying a loaded box): Morning, Stacy, ye-yeah!
 * Stacy: Oh, hiya, Sam! What brings you to Shining Time Station?
 * Sam: Droppin' deliveries off to the juveniles. Brand-spanking, new crayons.
 * Stacy: Ohhh...oh, that's great! Oh, what lovely colors.
 * Sam: Just 2.99 per box! And a supply of the best paper money can buy!
 * Stacy: Ohhhh...
 * Sam: And you'll need the entry forms for that Indian Valley colorin' contest, yeah!
 * Stacy: Oh, that's right! The coloring contest is today!
 * Sam: Got that on the mark, sister!
 * Schemer: Hey, S.M!
 * Stacy (in unison): Oh!
 * Schemer: Givin' stuff away, huh? (wheezy laugh)
 * Sam: Hey, these ain't giveaways, Schemer. The kids paid for all of it!
 * Stacy: You know, they could have gone to the General Store to pick them up.
 * Sam: Too bad for them the store is closed for the day.
 * Schemer: Ah, closin down the store, are they? I knew they were running that place into the ground. They should have followed Schemer's system of success. High prices. Low quality.
 * Sam: When I say they're closed for the day, I mean FOR THE DAY!
 * Schemer: And never close up shop when there are customers to be taken advantage of.
 * Sam: It just so happens, my bar is closed today too and I have an urgent appointment.
 * Schemer: So? Who doesn't?! *wheezy chuckle*
 * Rudy: Hi, Stacy! Hi, Mr. Melvick!
 * Sam: Mornin', kid. So what's goin' on with you?
 * Rudy: You goin' for a ride on your motorcycle again, Mr. Melvick?
 * Sam: Ah, you know it! I'm going to give a new meaning to the phrase "Pedal to the metal!" In an advanced ultimate showdown!
 * Rudy: Sounds way cool! ...So...what did he say?
 * Stacy: I think Sam is gonna be in a motorcycle race.
 * Sam: I'm not just gonna win, I'm gonna give it my all! And now...time for me to split...banana style, yeah!

Quote 2

 * (Timmy appears riding a bike)
 * Timmy: Oh yeah, baby! If I reach the end in under thirty seconds, I'll officially have beaten my old record!
 * (Sees Jackie's torn up drawing in his way)
 * Timmy: Hey! What's with these papers in the way?!! (honks his bike horn)
 * Jackie: They came from me, Timmy. I ripped up my drawing.
 * Timmy: Ripped up your drawing? Why? I'd have liked to see it.
 * Jackie: It's too late now.
 * Timmy: Oh, really? Watch this!
 * (Timmy magically fixes and improves Jackie's drawing of Stacy.)
 * Jackie: Wow!
 * Timmy: You drew Stacy! And I just made her look better!
 * Jackie: Blossom's drawing is better than mine. Maybe Billy is easier to draw than Stacy. Maybe...Blossom's cheating.
 * Timmy: Cheating?! Blossom would never do that! ...Or would she?
 * Jackie: I'm not sure she's cheating.
 * Timmy: Well, you said she was. Saying things you don't mean about your friends is one way to get into an argument. Thomas already accomplished that.
 * Jackie: Thomas?
 * Timmy: Oh, yeah. You don't know about Thomas and Percy's tiff with coal. Do ya?
 * (Jackie shakes her head "no")
 * Timmy: All right, I'll fill you in on it! (blows whistle and "Double Trouble" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Timmy: Little problems eventually grow WAY bigger when you say things you don't really mean.
 * Jackie: Ok, ok. Blossom's not cheating. But the only way I'll ever win is by magic!
 * Timmy: Know any?
 * Jackie: No. But you do! I think you could use magic to make me a fabulous picture! Oh, please?! Will you do it, Timmy?! Say, you'll do it!
 * Timmy: Whoa. This contest must be important to you.
 * Jackie: Oh, it is! More important than anything! And this is the only way!
 * Timmy: Gee, if it's really that important. But I hope winning this contest brings you good feelings.
 * (Then Timmy shot magic from his hand onto a blank sheet of paper Jackie was holding and made a perfect Stacy drawing)
 * Jackie: It's perfect, Timmy! Now I'll win for sure! Thank you!
 * (Timmy disappears)

Quote 3

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Hey, Jackie. Win the contest?
 * Jackie: No. Not yet. Look at her, Timmy. She's so pleased with herself. And all because she can draw. Well, so what?
 * Timmy: Are you talking about Blossom again? I thought the magic picture was gonna make everything fine!
 * Jackie: It would have if Blossom didn't go around acting so proud of herself!
 * Timmy: Man, Jackie. I can picture Gordon saying that from the time a famous engine visited.
 * Jackie: Why? What happened to Gordon.
 * Timmy: I was hoping you'd ask! (blows whistle and "Gordon and the Famous Visitor" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Jackie: I guess I have been kind of jealous of Blossom.
 * Timmy: That's good to hear, Jackie. Jealousy is one thing you'll wanna add to your list of "bad skills". I'll catch you later, I'm going for some extreme dirt-biking over Mount Careful!!!!
 * Jackie: You're jumping over mountains?
 * Timmy: No. Just over molehills. Pretty misleading name, huh? See ya around, Jackie! Good luck winning that contest! Hopefully, I don't have to worry about my hat blowing off! (disappears with his dirt bike)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Donald and Douglas
 * 2) The Deputation

Quote 1

 * (Rarity enters the station)
 * Rarity: Oh my! Lemonade and cookies?! Tell me, how much?
 * Blossom: 5 cents please, ma'am.
 * Rarity: Oh! Well, however much that is in "american currency" I'm sure it's reasonable. (uses her magic to lift a cookie and took a bite.) Mmmm...! Simply scrumptious! They're magnificent! (gives them a nickel) Worth every cent. I might just have to stop by again. Ciao!
 * (Rudy, Blossom and Jackie cheer about receiving their first nickel.)

Quote 2

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Hi, guys!
 * Rudy, Blossom and Jackie: Hi, Timmy.
 * Jackie: Where have you been?
 * Timmy (while stretching): I'm running in a big race back in Dimmsdale. All the kids from my school are racing too.
 * Rudy: Then what are you doing back here? Is the race over?
 * Timmy: Naw. The ref gave us time to stretch and warm up. So I decided to take advantage of the time I have to kill to come back here to relax. Say, that wouldn't happen to be lemonade would it? I sure am parched for a cold beverage. (disappears and reappears on the table and slowly drinks the lemonade.) Ah, that hit the spot. So, I take it you guys are in the business?
 * Rudy: Well, it was our own business, but now Schemer's joining us.
 * Blossom: He said we could make a lot of money.
 * Timmy: I already ain't liking the sound of that.
 * Rudy: But he's our partner.
 * Timmy: So let me get this straight. He's one part to you and you guys are another part to him. But if 2 parts don't agree with another part, that means they'll separate! Which is good when you shouldn't work with someone like Schemer, but in the case of others, what'll happen if you part?!
 * (The kids laughed)
 * Timmy: Man, I tell you, partnership is a hard business to work in. And if things don't go as you expect, well...you just may end up like Donald, Douglas and that no-good brake van!
 * Blossom: Who are they?
 * Timmy: What?! You don't know Donald and Douglas? Oh, that's right. You don't know Donald and Douglas because I never told any of you about Donald and Douglas.
 * Jackie: Do you have time to tell us the story? I mean, aren't you supposed to be running a race in Dimmsdale?
 * Timmy: Hey, don't worry. The runners probably aren't even at the starting line yet. Now, anyway...Donald and Douglas! (blows whistle and "Donald and Douglas" begins)

Quote 3

 * Schemer: Hello, partners! And soon-to-be lemoneers! Gather around *spins around* while I introduce to you our new management team. I'm speaking of my little friend all the way from Springfield...Little Milhouse! Yay!
 * (Milhouse enters)
 * Milhouse: WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?! Hi, kids. Great to meet you. Out of my way please. Now first thing's first. We raise prices. Lemonade goes up to 6 cents and cookies go up to 7 1/2 cents.
 * Blossom: There's no such thing as 7 1/2 cents.
 * Milhouse: Ok. (twists his arm behind his back) Ow, ow, ow. Twist my arm, we make it 8 cents.
 * Schemer: You gotta love this kid. You gotta love him.
 * Milhouse: And hey, let's put more water in the lemonade. *to himself* Milhouse, you're some kind of genius.
 * Schemer: This kid makes me proud. Uh, Now, kids, I want you to be listening to everything that Milhouse has to say. Ok? Because his ideas they're...they're beautiful. (cries and blows his nose)
 * Milhouse: Uh...ok, everyone. Repeat after me: You touched it! You bought it!
 * Jackie, Rudy and Blossom: You touched it, you bought it.
 * Milhouse: *chuckles*
 * (Scene fades to and from black)
 * Rarity: Ah, shop til I drop. I must have another divine cookie and glass of lemonade from your stand. Oh, so I see your prices have increased. How tacky of some town folk.
 * Rudy: Sorry, Miss. We have a new partner so-
 * Rarity: Oh, don't discuss your management issues with me. I'm here for one of your divine cookies. (uses her magic to lift the cookie and took a bite)
 * Rarity: *spits it out* Oh, my! Simply awful! I demand my money back!
 * Milhouse (as he entered the station): Uh, sorry, Miss Unicorn. You...Touched it, you bought! There! I said it!
 * Rarity: Why, this is an outrage, I must speak to-
 * Schemer (entering the station): Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?
 * Milhouse: Mr. Schemer, this talking unicorn's mad about her purchase.
 * Rarity: I just had the most dreadful cookie ever in my entire life.
 * Schemer: Hey, come on, lady, uhh...those are the best cookies this side of Dilly Lick.
 * Rarity: Is that so?
 * Schemer: Mmm-hmm.
 * Rarity: And could you be a dear and possibly swallow one?
 * Schemer: Hey! As long as it's not my pride, I can swallow anything.

Trivia

 * Milhouse Van Houten deubts in the series.
 * Rarity guest stars in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas
 * 2) Whistles & Sneezes

Quote 1

 * (Timmy Turner appears in a cloud of gold dust with a handkerchief)
 * Billy: Ah, Timmy Turner, c'mon in, stay awhile.
 * Timmy: No worries, Billy!
 * Rudy: Hey, Timmy. How's everyone doing on the Island of Sodor? Like Thomas and Gordon? Or James and Bertie?
 * Timmy: Well, let me think.... *sits down on the ticket desk* Hmmm...Good. Good. Pretty good and just awful.
 * Stacy: I think you're gonna have to explain a little bit better than that Timmy.
 * Timmy: What are you talking about?!
 * Stacy: Well, explain what's happening on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Timmy: Hello! That's what I'm trying to do. Thomas was enjoying his day, but Bertie sure wasn't enjoying his. I'd better fill you in on it. (Blows whistle and "Trust Thomas" begins)
 * (After story)
 * Timmy: Thomas proved as usual he's both a friend and an engine you can always count on! (sneezes into his handkerchief)

Quote 2

 * Stacy: Timmy, I warned you not to go to on that ski trip. You should have known better.
 * Timmy: You don't understand. I HAD to go!
 * Stacy: The only thing you had to do was stay at home in bed and get some rest.
 * Billy: That...(clears throat) That's right. Your body was telling you to stay in bed and get some rest. But you wouldn't listen.
 * Timmy: You're right...I wouldn't...but my friends were all going! I wanted to tag along and...
 * Stacy: Yes?
 * Timmy: Well...they're my closest friends! And well...I don't really have a lot friends at my school that...are like them and...ME!
 * Rudy: But we're your friends too, Timmy!
 * Jackie: Yeah, Timmy. There's something here we want you to see. Would you look into the picture machine? (she turns the crank and we transition to "Caring")

Quote 3

 * Timmy: You put this together for me?
 * Rudy: Yeah, so you can rest and wake up feeling strong again.
 * Blossom: It's an old shoebox. I borrowed it from the Professor. He said he didn't need it.
 * Timmy: That was nice of him.
 * Jackie: I even punched holes on the lid so you can breath.
 * Timmy: Well, I best hit the hay. *gets into the box* By the way, before I go to sleep, why don't you guys tell me a story?
 * Jackie: Do you know any stories?
 * Rudy: Nope.
 * Blossom: I haven't got any.
 * Timmy: Eh, no problem. How's about I tell you a story?
 * Jackie: That sounds great.
 * Rudy: Fill us in, Tim.
 * Blossom: Shoot.
 * Timmy: This story is all about Henry, the Big Green Engine. He had this accident where he had to go to the works and man did he come back looking great. But just to warn you, it has some sneezing in it. So hold on to your caps! (Blows whistle and "Whistles & Sneezes" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Timmy: So even sneezing sometimes comes in handy. (yawns) I'm suddenly feeling tired. Thanks for the story, guys.
 * Blossom: But you told us the story, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Oh, yeah! Well, guess I should thank myself then.
 * Jackie: You rest now and get your strength back.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James In A Mess
 * 2) The Trouble With Mud

Quote 1

 * Rudy: It's always fun when Applejack's around.
 * Blossom: And she always brings fun and healthy things for us to enjoy.
 * Jackie: I don't get why someone would sneak onto her farm and take her dog.
 * Blossom: And make a big mess!
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Mess?! Man, what a big one today!
 * Blossom: What are you talking about, Timmy?
 * Timmy: I'm talking about the mess James just made on the Island of Sodor. I know that's what I heard.
 * Jackie: Was James in trouble this morning?
 * Timmy: You bet it was big trouble! You might even say double trouble! Let me fill you in on what I'm trying to say. (blows whistle and "James in a Mess" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Blossom: Timmy. You didn't show up just to tell us that, right?
 * Timmy: What? No! I was just comparing messes to the one here and the one on Applejack's farm. A lot of trouble can sometimes lead to MAJOR DISASTER!

Quote 2

 * Timmy: Sure wish your friend could have been there when Gordon needed a bath! How about I fill you all in on it? (blows whistle and "The Trouble with Mud" begins)

Trivia

 * Applejack is introduced to the series in this episode.
 * Winona (Applejack's dog) guest stars in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves A Point
 * 2) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race

Quote 1

 * Stacy: The Schemer team?
 * Max: Well, Schemer paid for the uniforms (in unison, Timmy appears dressed for baseball on Max's bat.)
 * Bubbles: Maybe they'll look better when we're wearing them.
 * (Max turns around with his bat)
 * Timmy (falling): AAAAAAAHHHH!!
 * (lands into a baseball mitt.)
 * Timmy: OOF! Phew.
 * Blossom: Timmy, are you ok?
 * Max: Sorry, Timmy. I didn't see you on my bat.
 * Timmy: Hey, no problem, Max. And yeah, Blossom, I'm a-ok. Felt kind of good to be the ball.
 * Rudy: Say, Timmy, Do they play any baseball on the Island of Sodor?
 * Timmy: Well, that I'm still looking into Rude, but they play lots of sports, games and have awesome competitions!
 * Blossom: Like what?
 * Timmy: What about the time Percy and Harold raced each other?
 * Blossom: What race are you talking about? And who's Harold?
 * Rudy: Blossom and I never heard about that, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Well, it must be time you did hear! (blows whistle and "Percy Proves A Point" begins)

Quote 2

 * Schemer: Milhouse! Come here quick!
 * (Schemer moves Milhouse in front him, turns his [Milhouse's] hat inside-out and gives him sunglasses)
 * Milhouse: What are you doing?!
 * Schemer: I...am disguising you.(puts a blanket around Milhouse) Now, listen my little friend. You...are our only hope. I want you to sneak in on Snarlyville Slashers and find out any like, secret weaknesses that they have.
 * Milhouse: Ok! Like what?!
 * Schemer: Such as...fielding! For example er, uh, maybe one of them forgot their glove. That way you can hit the ball to them. *chuckles* Anything so that we can win!
 * Milhouse: Like James Bond?!
 * Schemer: Like James Bond...

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Saves the Day
 * 2) Down the Mine

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears in a balloon)
 * Timmy: Hey! There was a party and I missed it?!
 * Blossom: No, Timmy. We simply said we were PLANNING a party.
 * Timmy: Good. I hate not being invited to a party. On the up side, I was already invited to another party.
 * Blossom: And that's why you have a balloon?
 * Timmy: You bet! This balloon's part of a big game!
 * Jackie: You're playing a game with balloons?!
 * Timmy: Yeah! And it's gonna be awesome! As long as you're a pro at controlling a balloon. 'Cuz I MAY NOT BE ONE! *screams as he was pulled upward and crashed off-screen*
 * (Scene shows Timmy landed on the ticket desk)
 * Blossom: Timmy! Are you hurt?!
 * Timmy: Just fine. I've heard the expression "being taken for a ride" but that was no ride at all! ...What were we talking about again?
 * Rudy: We were gonna tell you about the party we're planning for Stacy.
 * Jackie: She's sad because she didn't get to go on her vacation.
 * Timmy: Oh, rats. That's gotta stink. But what doesn't stink is she has friends like you guys. To give a hand when she's in a funk. Hey, that suddenly reminds me of the story of Thomas and James and the breakdown train!
 * Rudy: Are you going to tell us what happened?
 * Timmy: Hmmm...I happen to have enough time before my party. Hold onto your caps! (blows whistle and "Thomas Saves the Day" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Hey, Jackie. What has you so bummed?
 * Jackie: Timmy...I've done something really bad. I was supposed to hold onto the money for Stacy's present, but...I spent it all on the arcade!
 * Timmy: Oh, man. Sounds like not only did you lose your money, but it cost you a lot of common sense too.
 * Jackie: And now I can't buy Stacy a present. And Rudy and Blossom will hate me forever.
 * Timmy: Aw, cheer up, Jackie. You got carried away, that's all. Happens to everyone one time or another.
 * Jackie: You're not kidding. Have you ever been carried away before.
 * Timmy: Uh, duh! I just got carried away when my balloon burst in the air. A couple guys had to carry me away from the game.
 * Jackie: No. I mean doing something you know is wrong. But you just can't stop.
 * Timmy: Well, that's a total different story. But it ain't too different from when Thomas dropped in on a mine.
 * Jackie: What happened?
 * Timmy: Well, Gordon had to lend Thomas some help. Let me fill you in! (blows whistle and "Down the Mine" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase
 * 2) Percy's Promise

Quote 1

 * (Timmy appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Timmy: Make a wish!
 * Stacy: *blows out lamp*
 * Timmy: What did you wish for?
 * Stacy: If I say it, it won't come true.
 * Timmy: Come on! How can your wishes come true if you keep them to yourself?!
 * Stacy: Well, I wish we would all get through this weather safe.
 * Timmy: Ah ha! Now that is a wish, here's a start. *uses his magic to make a flashlight appear on a skateboard*
 * Stacy: Oh, this is great. Thank you, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Batteries included.
 * Stacy: Yeah, but we're gonna need more than that, the lights will go out agan in the station.
 * Timmy: I'll be on the lookout for some candles. And even though I'm ten, I shouldn't play with fire. But my parents aren't around, so what the heck?!
 * Stacy: Okay, Timmy. But when you go outside, don't forget your umbrella.
 * Timmy: *groan* But I don't want to take an umbrella. Not only because you sound like my mom, but at this size, I get lost walking around in them.
 * Stacy: I'm sure you'll get one if you have the right size. *shows Timmy a mini-umbrella* I found this in a glass of lemonade with a cherry and a slice of orange. I saved this umbrella for you.
 * Timmy: Hey, thanks. This is perfect! Save me some fruit next time, but no oranges puh-lease. *disappears*

Quote 2

 * Timmy: Man, I so don't want to be out there when it's raining so hard in this storm.
 * Jackie: Some passengers were stranded, but thankfully Felix came and took them home.
 * Blossom: If he hadn't, they would've missed their train.
 * Timmy: Wow, that reminds me of the time Bertie saved the day.
 * Rudy: When was that?
 * Timmy: Are you sure you don't remember the time I told you when Bertie chased Edward? I'll fill you in on it right now! (blows whistle and "Bertie's Chase" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Woolly Bear
 * 2) Henry's Forest

Quotes

 * Blossom: I may as well have no friends at all.
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: No friends?! Awesome! How's a baloney sandwich sound?
 * Blossom: No thanks. I'm not hungry. What's so great about having no friends anyway?
 * Timmy: Look at it this way- No one can hurt your feelings, or laugh in your face when you get embarrassed. Or get into a fight over things.
 * Blossom: If Jackie was my friend, she wouldn't have thrown out my leaves.
 * Timmy: Oh, yeah. 'Cuz friends never actually mean to throw things out. Or even break 'em.
 * Blossom: But this is different.
 * Timmy: How so?
 * Blossom: It's about Stacy's teapot. I...
 * Timmy: Teapot? I was thinking about Henry the Big Green Engine.
 * Blossom: Henry? What did he lose?
 * Timmy: I haven't filled you in on Henry and his forest?
 * Blossom: Nope.
 * Timmy: In that case, let me fill you in right now! (blows whistle and "Henry's Forest" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Blossom: All right. I'm glad the forest is growing healthy and strong again.
 * Timmy: Yeah. Forests tend to do that. So do leaves. Unfortunately, friendships can't grow back the minute they're totaled. Always gotta remember to take care of them
 * Blossom: And teapots don't grow at all.
 * Stacy: But thank goodness for glue.
 * Blossom: That's great and all, but the crack's still there. I'm sorry. Next time you tell me not to touch something, I promise I will never touch what I shouldn't again!
 * Stacy: Apology accepted.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 2) Diesel Does it Again

Quotes

 * Milhouse: Uh, hi, Jackie. Hiya, Rudy.
 * Rudy and Jackie (un-amused): Hi, Milhouse...
 * Milhouse: What are you guys up to?
 * Rudy: Jackie and I were gonna make walkie-talkies out of tin cans and string. Billy said he'd show us how.
 * Jackie: Would you like to make one too?
 * Milhouse: Would I?! I mean- (laughs) WHY would I?! When I already have the real deal?! I wouldn't be caught dead talking into a tin can! (walks away laughing)
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Rudy: What's Milhouse's deal, Timmy?
 * Jackie: His problem is he's a total pain.
 * Timmy: Milhouse is just too full of himself. Y'know who he could be pals with? That no-good Diesel! I never filled you in about him, right? Duck knew the real him the first time. I best start to where it all began! (blows whistle and "Pop Goes the Diesel" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Rudy: What happened after that?
 * Timmy: That's another story I'll have to hold off on for now.

Quote 2

 * Timmy (voice only): Yo, Blossom, Jackie, Rudy!
 * Rudy: Shhh! Milhouse is using walkie-talkies to spy on us!
 * (Timmy covers the walkie-talkie with a blanket)
 * Milhouse: (as he heard static on his headset): Whoa! (quickly removes it)
 * Timmy: I was afraid it'd be something like that.
 * Blossom: That's right. He's listening in on the whole station and he even dared us to snitch on him.
 * Timmy: Well, did ya?!
 * Rudy: No.
 * Jackie: We couldn't. We know what he's doing is wrong, but we didn't want to be a bunch of tattletales.
 * Timmy: Man, that couldn't sound more like what went on with Percy and Duck! And, weirdly enough, Diesel! The Diesel with a 'tude! C'mon with me and I'll fill you in! (blows whistle and "Diesel Does it Again" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Timmy: Percy and Duck had the same sitch you guys have with Milhouse. But if you catch someone doing something real life-endangering, that's when you gotta say something to an adult! It ain't bein' a tattletale. It's having common sense!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes to Breakfast
 * 2) Thomas Gets Bumped

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears dressed as a doctor with a medical bag)
 * Timmy (unamused): Alright, where's the patient? The doctor is in.
 * Blossom: Oh, hi, Timmy. Schemer got a splinter caught in his finger.
 * Timmy: A splinter?! Ah, that's nothing. Splinters can't compete with Thomas' accident that just went down on Sodor.
 * Blossom: Sounds like Thomas' accident must have been an awful one.
 * Timmy: Yeah, you bet it was. And now's a good time for me to fill you in. (blows whistle and "Thomas Comes to Breakfast" begins)

Quote 2

 * Blossom: Schemer just fell down and hurt his foot.
 * Timmy: Ouch! Again?! Man, it's as if he brings these onto himself.
 * Jackie: You mean because he hasn't been careful?
 * Timmy: Being careful's one thing to be super aware of. But it isn't just that. Schemer's got himself a case of self-pity blues.
 * Blossom: Self-pity blues? You mean he's feeling sorry for himself?
 * Timmy: Could have put it as well myself, Blossom!
 * Rudy: How can that be, Timmy? Schemer doesn't have feelings.
 * Timmy: Of course he does, Rude! Everyone does! They all want to feel good about themselves! Just like the other day when the tracks were being fixed on the Island of Sodor and Thomas got himself in a jam!
 * Blossom: Don't think we heard that one.
 * Timmy: Then I guess I'll have to fill you in on that one! (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Bumped" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal
 * 2) A Big Day for Thomas

Thomas Story

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Wow. I can tell this is gonna keep the mail train busy today!
 * Blossom: Hi, Timmy.
 * Jackie: That's 'cuz everyone's sending Valentine's cards.
 * Blossom: Do they give out Valentine's cards on the Island of Sodor?
 * Timmy: Oh, totally. And they have Mail trains too! But if it wasn't for the other day, they might have gone out of service for Sodor!
 * Rudy: No Valentine's cards for anyone?
 * Timmy: Heck, no! The mail trains. I'll fill you in on it! (blows whistle and Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train" begins)
 * (After story)
 * Jackie: So on the Island of Sodor, the mail still goes by train.
 * Timmy: That's right, Jackie.
 * Rudy: AND Valentine's cards?
 * Timmy: Duh! Of course!
 * Blossom: Well, Happy Valentine's Day, Timmy.
 * Timmy (looking at his watch): Gah! Oh my gosh! I'm way late! I gotta get going! I'll show myself out! Uh, see ya! (disappears)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Diseasel
 * 2) Donald's Duck

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Rudy: Hi, Timmy. Mind if I trace your outline?
 * Timmy: Trace me? What for?
 * Rudy: I wanna draw a picture of you. Just lie down flat.
 * Timmy: Happy to oblige, Rude. And I could use some relaxation for a bit. (lays on the paper) This is cool. I can't wait to see it. And I hope I don't have to hold still for long.
 * Rudy: It'll just be for a bit.
 * Blossom: All right, Timmy, you can get up now.
 * (Timmy does as Blossom said)
 * Timmy: Wow. You drew my outline great!
 * Rudy: Now I just need to color it exactly like you.
 * Timmy: Hey! Easy on my tooth, Rude. My tooth isn't THAT big. Now that's more like it. Or should I say me?
 * (Then Rudy showed Timmy, Jackie and Blossom the drawing of Timmy.)
 * Jackie: Wow. He could be your twin.
 * Timmy: You think so? Yeah, I guess it could. Having your own look-a-like must be pretty cool, but confusing. Just look at Bill and Ben.
 * Rudy: Who are they?
 * Timmy: I never filled you guys in on those two? I've been paying less attention on Sodor lately. (to the viewers) Maybe you've heard of them. (blows whistle and "The Diseasel" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Timmy: Having a twin would have its benefits. The other me could eat my spinach. Spinach is the last thing I'd eat.
 * Rudy: BLECH! Spinach?
 * Timmy: Uh-oh! I think my whistle's acting up. (blows whistle sounding off) (disappears leaving behind gold dust that floated in the air)
 * Blossom: Hey! Timmy's sparkle dust. (grabs it)
 * Jackie: Wow. What can we do with it?
 * Rudy: Hey, let's sprinkle it onto my drawing so it'll look even more like him!
 * Jackie: Yeah!
 * (Blossom sprinkles the gold dust on the drawing of Timmy.)
 * Rudy: Yeah, hi there, Timmy.
 * Jackie: Come on. Let's clean up for the inspection.
 * Blossom: Right!
 * (The camera zoomed in on the drawing and faded to the clock which then faded to the time passing.)
 * (Suddenly, the drawing of Timmy came to life)
 * Timmy's Double: (evil chuckle) As Timmy Turner's double, I feel the urge to stir up trouble. Everyone around seems to like him, but I'll be a jerk and make their feelings go grim. Then he'll depart and the one to stay will be me. And I will be stopped by nobody.

Quote 2

 * (Timmy appears with a briefcase)
 * Timmy: *sighs* Hey, guys. Looks like this is goodbye. Seeing as how my friends don't believe me. Take good care of the switch house. And dust the windows.
 * Rudy: Timmy, we were wrong. It wasn't you that pulled those pranks.
 * Timmy: Duh! That's what I've been trying to tell you! Wait, are you pulling my leg? It's five to one odds so you if you say you're right, then feel free to believe it!
 * Rudy: It wasn't you! It was your double.
 * Jackie: Yeah, remember the tracing Rudy did of you?
 * Timmy: You bet! A stunning fella I was!
 * Rudy: Well...the thing is we put some of your sparkle on it and...well, he looked just like you!
 * Timmy: Like me!?
 * Jackie: Well, what can we do, Timmy?
 * Rudy: He's gonna ruin the inspection!
 * Timmy: Only one thing to do at a time like this.
 * Rudy, Blossom and Jackie: What?
 * Timmy: To catch a prankster, we must THINK like a prankster. ...But how?
 * Rudy: What about the engines on the Island of Sodor? What would they do?
 * Timmy: Rudy! You just sparked a bolt of genius! Now, what if I was to tell you...Donald's duck?!
 * Rudy, Blossom and Jackie: Donald's duck?!
 * Timmy: Now THAT is a perfect story source of inspiration for a joke. I'll fill you in on it now. Then we might get a tricky idea. (blows whistle and "Donald's Duck" begins)
 * (After story)
 * Jackie: Well, they tricked Donald with a duck.
 * Blossom: What can we use at a time like this?
 * Timmy: Beats me. A duck can't help us now. WAIT, if I can trick the other me into lying I'm the fake, maybe I can get rid of him!
 * Rudy, Jackie and Blossom (to each other): Yeah.
 * Rudy (whispering): Timmy, look, there he is.
 * (scene shows Timmy's Double eating Cheese Giggles in unison.)
 * Timmy: THAT'S the person passing himself off as ME?!
 * Jackie, Rudy and Blossom: Uh-huh.
 * (Timmy disappears and reappears next to his double)
 * Timmy: This guy ain't me!
 * Timmy's Double: Are too!
 * Timmy: Na-uh! There's a difference.
 * Timmy's Double: No there isn't!
 * Timmy: At least I don't have a lard belly!
 * Timmy's Double: Lies! We're exactly the same!
 * Timmy: Yeah, right. We're not the same.
 * Timmy's Double: Are too!
 * Timmy: Are not!
 * Timmy's Double: Are too!
 * Timmy: I can fit in that outline perfectly. I doubt you'll fit.
 * Timmy's Double: Will too!
 * Timmy: Will not!
 * Timmy's Double: Will too!
 * Timmy: Ok, smart guy, prove it!
 * (Timmy's Double puts down bag and went over to the paper.)
 * Timmy's Double: I'll show that I'm you, and you'll believe it's true!
 * Timmy: (shoots gold dust from his hand) SUCKER!
 * (Then green dust hovered over Timmy's double and he turned back into a drawing)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Goes Fishing
 * 2) A Scarf for Percy

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Are you hearing what I'm hearing?! No, this can't be true! Schemer?! With a radio show?!
 * Billy: Oh, it's true all right. The...super-duper fan-dangle something or other.
 * Timmy: It already has him popular with Rudy and the girls.
 * Billy: Ah, yeah. But he should be doing his radio show from a radio station. People shouldn't...rush into things that they're not prepared for.
 * Timmy: You can say that again! Thomas already rushed into something HE wasn't prepared for!
 * Billy: Really?
 * Timmy: Yeah. You might say he was a fish outta water! (blows whistle and "Thomas Goes Fishing" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Billy: I have a feeling that Schemer's in for something a little worse than a stomach ache.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope

Quotes

 * Blossom: Hi, Timmy. Why does it look like you're having a yard sale?
 * Timmy: 'Cause as a matter of fact, it ain't! I'm doing some rearranging. Make the signal house feel more like home!
 * Jackie: I never knew you had so many things in there.
 * Timmy: It's one thing to attach one thing to the other, but once you attach it it to another and another, eventually, you're attached to WAY too much! Wait a minute...isn't Shining Time Station closed for the day?! What are you guys doing here?
 * Rudy: Well, we hid ourselves outta sight so we could hang around and play for the afternoon.
 * Jackie: Yeah. There's no real reason for us to go. No matter what Billy and Stacy say.
 * Timmy: But, guys, there's gotta be a reason that they sent you home.
 * Rudy: What kind of good reason could they have?
 * Timmy: From time to time, good reasons appear right on the spot! Like eating spinach to promote a healthy colon. Or better yet, rearranging things the way they oughta be. Can bring someone to chaos!
 * Rudy, Jackie and Blossom: Naaaaahhh!
 * Timmy: Aw, c'mon! Even Mavis knows what I'm talking about. Who's she you're probably wondering? I'll fill you right in! (blows whistle and "Mavis" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Time for Trouble
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Hey! Watch it! I'm plenty full! I don't want an apple! But thanks anyway.
 * Blossom: Hi, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Hey, gang. Baking up a pie?
 * Rudy: No, they're the only apples we have left. Stacy says something's up with the orchard.
 * Timmy: Oh, man. If I had to guess, those trees probably need rest and fixin' up. That's all ol' Gordon needed.
 * Rudy: You mean he was feeling sick?
 * Timmy: Not exactly. He was tired of pulling the darn express too much and needed to relax.
 * Blossom: But then, who took his place?
 * Timmy: I was hoping you'd ask. James did! What's say I fill you in on the whole story? (blows whistle and "Time for Trouble" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Hey, why worry? Milhouse hasn't even won yet. Besides, if he does, the first prize might not be that great! Man, by the way he's acting, you'd think he was raised by the freight cars! Thomas had to get to know them the hard way!
 * Rudy: So what happened?
 * Timmy: Well, before he knew where he was, they'd be twice ahead like Milhouse! I'll fill you all in! (blows whistle and "Trouble for Thomas" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Timmy: Hey. I think J.B. King's just about to announce who won! Good luck! (disappears)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Edward, Trevor & The Really Useful Party

Quotes

 * Timmy: Billy's right. There will always be trains. And there will always be Shining Time Station!
 * Jackie: Not if we keep running it.
 * Timmy: Hey, everybody makes mistakes, Jackie. The idea is to pull together to fix 'em! Hey! That's like what happened with Edward, Trevor, Terence and Bertie. Let me fill you all in to where it all began! (blows whistle and "Edward, Trevor & The Really Useful Party" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 2 Finale

Thomas Story

 * 1) All At Sea

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears in his wizard wardrobe)
 * Jackie: Oh, hi, Timmy. I was just wishing you'd show up. Could you hear my wish?
 * Timmy: I might have. Especially considering how many wishes I've heard lately. I finally finished cleaning out the town wishing well. Man, you should see all the wishes that were floating around in there!
 * Jackie: Will they all come true?
 * Timmy: Sadly, no. Only the wishes in this bag here will. That's because this bag has a wishing star inside. It's just too bad Duck's wish wasn't in this bag.
 * Jackie: Duck? Oh, you mean that funny little train engine on the Island of Sodor!
 * Timmy: Yeah! That Duck!
 * Jackie: Was Duck sad because his wish didn't come true?
 * Timmy: Hmmm...hey, what's say I fill you in on the story (sets bag with wishing star down) and you'll see for sure? (blows whistle and "All At Sea" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 3.

Thomas Story

 * 1) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day

Thomas Story

 * 1) Bulgy

Quote 1

 * (Nelson enters the station. He looks around him. He stands and crosses his arms)
 * Jackie: Um, are you Nelson?
 * Rudy: This is Jackie. I'm Rudy. Hi, Nelson. (extends his arm for Nelson to shake, but Nelson didn't)
 * Jackie: Um, Mr. King is in there if you want to say hello.
 * Rudy: I like Mr. King.
 * Jackie: I do too. He's funny!
 * Rudy: Yeah.
 * Nelson: He's a loser.
 * Rudy: No, he's not.
 * Nelson: I said he's a loser! Are you calling me a liar? Do you want a knuckle sandwich?
 * Rudy: No.
 * Nelson: Then he's a loser. Right? RIGHT?!
 * Rudy: Right...
 * Nelson: HA, HA!
 * Jackie: We promised to be nice to him.

Quote 2

 * (Timmy appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Timmy: Havin' probs, Rude?
 * Rudy: Bully problems.
 * Timmy: Yeah, I figured that Nelson kid was playing the ol' bully game.
 * Rudy: When is bullying a game?
 * Timmy: You see there are some people, like Francis, a bully of my own from my home in Dimmsdale who pick on others because they take advantage of others they're bigger than they are or find weak. It's a total jerk of a game they play. But I know a game you can play, Rude. Show Nelson you can stand up for your rights without putting up your dukes.
 * Rudy: Are there any bullies on the Island of Sodor?
 * Timmy: Oh, you bet there are. I think it's time I filled you in on Bulgy. (Blows whistle and "Bulgy" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Rudy: Did Bulgy ever pound on anybody?
 * Timmy: Well, I can't really say he did. But he still told lies and picked on the engines. And that's another jerk way of being a bully.
 * Rudy: But Nelson said he was going to pound on me. I'm gonna go hide.
 * Timmy: Wait! Don't do that! There's gotta be a way around this situation!
 * Rudy: I'm gonna go hide...over there! (runs into the arcade [while Timmy disappeared off-screen] and hides behind the picture machine)
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Hey! Rudy! Instead of hiding, how about looking in here?!
 * (Rudy comes out of hiding)
 * (Timmy drops a nickel into the picture machine)
 * (Rudy shrugs, turns the crank and we transition to the song, "Bad Guy")

Quote 3

 * (Nelson reenters Shining Time Station eating an ice cream cone)
 * Nelson: Hey, doofus! You still here?
 * Rudy (to Timmy in a loud whisper): Uh-oh! Quick, Timmy! Disappear before he sees you!
 * Nelson: Who are you talking to?!
 * Rudy (while blocking Timmy): Uh, nobody.
 * Nelson: Nobody, eh? We'll see about that! (sees Timmy) Hey! He's that tiny pipsqueak that dumb Mr. King's always looking for! Get outta my way, dork!
 * Rudy: No!
 * Nelson: Did I stutter? I said get out of my way before I make you eat a Knuckle Sandwich!
 * Rudy: No!
 * Nelson: All right, you asked for-
 * Rudy: No! You asked for it! Get away from here! Leave Timmy alone! (in unison, J.B King heard Rudy and banged his head from under the table in Billy's workshop.) If you lay a single hand on Timmy, I'll...I'll...turn you upside down!
 * Nelson: Upside down?
 * Rudy: I'll spin you around by your feet until you barf!
 * Nelson: Spin me?!
 * (Timmy disappears while giving a thumbs up)
 * Rudy: I'll splatter that ice cream cone all over your head!
 * Nelson: Whoa, take it easy. Calm down will ya?!
 * Rudy: Then give me back my nickel!
 * Nelson: Here. (does as Rudy said) Here's your nickel. Just don't hurt me. Ok?
 * Schemer(re-entering the station): Ah, Nelson. Here's another ice cream cone for you.
 * Nelson: Don't go near that kid! He's a monster!
 * Schemer: Oh, wow. Wait'll J.B. King finds out that you scared off his guest. His very, special, little guest.
 * Nelson: Oh, yeah? Well, you won't think you're so tough after I tell that dumb Mr. King on you then I can get away with spraying graffiti on these walls.
 * (bumps into Mr. King who had seen and heard him as he spoke.)
 * Nelson (nervously): Oh, Mr. King! W-w-we were just talking about how you do an excellent job running the railroad!
 * J.B King: You're already in enough trouble, Nelson. Don't make it worse by lying to me.
 * Nelson: But, Mr. King, whatever do you mean? We were just having fun.
 * J.B King: Nelson, your mother is going to hear about this. Wait for me outside.
 * Nelson: Awwww...this blows. It wasn't even my fault. It was THAT kid's!
 * J.B. King: Outside. Rudy, on behalf of what's happened here today, I apologize to you.
 * Schemer: Uh, I'd just like to point out that it was all my idea that he did what he did. (wipes bottom of cone with his tie) Here's a little ice cream cone for you. (gives J.B King the ice cream cone) And if you have any other problems that you need to be solved, just uh, give me a call! Oh, exalted one!
 * J.B. King: You were protecting...someone smaller than yourself, weren't you? And that was a mighty fine thing to do. I'm proud of you, Rudy. May I shake your hand? (he and Rudy do so) I think you should have this. (hands Rudy the ice cream cone) And I think I should go have a little talk with a certain little boy.
 * Rudy: Wait. Did you see Timmy?
 * (Timmy appears behind J.B King sitting on the wall.)
 * J.B: No. But I somehow think, he had his little hand in all of this, didn't he? So now I know that he's around here...somewhere. (lays finger on his lips)
 * (As J.B King exited, Rudy walked behind the door eating his ice cream)
 * Rudy (to Timmy): Shhh...
 * (The two wave at J.B King and the episode ends)

Trivia

 * Nelson Muntz guest stars in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * 1) James Goes Buzz Buzz

Quote 1

 * Rudy: Hi, Stacy.
 * Stacy: Hiya, Rudy. Would you do me a big favor? Could you please empty all the waste baskets?
 * Rudy: Sure.
 * Stacy: Aw, thank you, honey. Can't have Shining Time Station looking messy, huh?
 * (Rudy brings the waste basket over to the signal house painting and knocks on the door.)
 * Rudy: Timmy! Are you in there? It's garbage day.
 * (Trash rummaging heard inside)
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Hi, Rude. Am I glad you're collecting the garbage. Wait right there. I have a few contributions.
 * (Timmy disappears and reappears with a trash bag)
 * Timmy: And here's one of them! Don't go anywhere.
 * (Timmy disappears and reappears with another trash bag)
 * Timmy: I've been cleaning up my room and hiding all the trash here. Still not done.
 * (Timmy disappears)
 * Timmy: Darn it! Where's that other bag?! Oh, right here.
 * (Timmy reappears)
 * Timmy: Phew! Lots of stinky things in here. Thanks, Rude. I needed the room.
 * Rudy: All of this came from in there?!
 * Timmy: Yup!
 * Rudy: How did it even fit?
 * Timmy: A lot more roomy inside than it is outside isn't it? (disappears)

Quote 2

 * Stacy: Excuse me, sir. Is that your train outside?
 * Willie: Aye, 'tis true.
 * Stacy: The one marked 'Garbage' on it?
 * Willie: Aye.
 * Stacy: Well, sir. I am Stacy Jones. I'm in charge of this station.
 * Willie: Ah, name's Willie MacMoran. New chief engineer of the "R&O Freight Line". How do ye do?
 * (The two shake hands)
 * Stacy: Oh, how do you do, sir? Mr. MacMoran, may we put our trash on your train?
 * Willie: Ah, might as well. Everyone else already has.

Quote 3

 * Schemer: Hey! If I could charge a fly a nickel every time they land on a piece of garbage, I'd be a rich man. Hey, get over here! You owe me a nickel! *chases a fly out of the station*
 * (Timmy appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Timmy: AUGH! What are these stupid bugs buzzing around?! Bees? Those things are pests!
 * Rudy: Nope, they're garbage flies.
 * Timmy: Well, that's a different story. Bees are sometimes ok when they're not stinging me. But I still don't know about garbage flies.
 * Blossom: Say, are there any honeybees on the Island of Sodor?
 * Timmy: Well, duh! James already had his fair share of honeybees that he'll never forget and neither will I. Let me fill you in on that. (Blows whistle and "James Goes Buzz Buzz" begins)

Trivia

 * Groundskeeper Willie guest stars in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables
 * 2) Trouble in the Shed

Quote 1

 * (Timmy appears off-screen)
 * Timmy: Hey! Who's the wiseguy?! I pop in as usual and I find this red licorice here?! I HATE when this sort of thing happens!
 * Stacy: Well, it's Schemer again, Timmy. This is his new Tourists Booth for all the visitors he's expecting today.
 * Jackie: But Stacy, what does Schemer's mashed potato mix have to do with Shining Time Station?
 * Blossom: Or this?! (referring to a plate with Schemer's picture on it)
 * Stacy: Well, I'm sad to say they have nothing to do with Shining Time Station. But Schemer thinks he can sell them so that's why they're here.
 * Timmy: Man, that's no happy story right there. CRUD! I just remembered. It's my turn today to sit in the sob story booth on the Island of Sodor. Apparently, I sit in a booth and here all about the engines' problems and help come up with a solution.
 * Blossom: But isn't giving advice hard for some people? I mean, look at you, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Hey! Giving advice isn't hard. You just have to think of the right things to say so you can help out with whatever the problem is and so everyone is happy. Piece of cake!
 * Schemer (voice only): All right, step aside, step aside! (in unison, Timmy disappears)

Quote2

 * Timmy: *bawls in his sob story booth*
 * Blossom: Why so upset, Timmy?

Quote 3

 * Blossom: Schemer's robot isn't a success at what Schemer instructs it to do and I can't help but think Schemer hurts his feelings
 * (Timmy and his sob story booth appear in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Timmy: That's right, Blossom. And it ain't funny when you have your feelings hurt, Plus, it's twice as sad when others aren't allowed to do what they do best.
 * Blossom: What are you talking about, Timmy?
 * Timmy: I have a feeling Rodney was actually meant to work at supermarkets not in Schemer's arcade.
 * Jackie: Oh, so that's why Rodney's always talking about food.
 * Timmy:  It's easy as pie! But Schemer was so caught up in his fantasies about his "bright" future for his arcade and all the nickles he'd get. He forgot to learn all he needed to know about his robot.
 * Jackie: And just what are we to do?
 * Timmy: Don't worry, Jackie. I have a feeling things will work out in the end. I mean, didn't it work on the Island of Sodor the day Percy arrived?
 * Jackie: Really?
 * Blossom: But you didn't tell us yet.
 * Timmy: What?! I didn't tell you about the day Percy arrived in the yard? I'm so sad I might cry...Ahem, I mean... (Blows whistle and "Trouble In The Shed" begins)

Thomas Story

 * 1) A New Friend for Thomas

Quotes

 * (Billy is playing his guitar while Timmy watches)
 * (Billy puts down his guitar)
 * Timmy: Hey, why'd ya stop, Billy? I was getting into the rhythm.
 * Billy: Well, I wasn't playing. I was practicing.
 * Timmy: Really? I totally couldn't tell. Practice some more and I'll pretend you never said.
 * Billy: I got some things I gotta get to. This clock for instance.
 * Timmy: Well, at least that clock will work happily good as new. It's just like when Trevor was fixed up. But he wasn't COMPLETELY happy.
 * Billy: Is that so? *chuckles*
 * Timmy: You bet! I'll have to fill you in at the beginning. If you want to hear it, I mean.
 * Billy: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, be my guest.
 * Timmy: (blows whistle and "A New Friend for Thomas" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Timmy: Trevor's always in a good mood when he's cheering up others. Especially kids. Just like me. Ya know?
 * Billy: Oh, I do, Timmy.
 * Timmy: But I don't need to give anyone rides to get them out of a funk. There's other ways that make people cheer up. Doing 'em favors, telling them stories, giving presents. Oh, and singing them a song...?
 * Billy: Singing to them? (clock rings)
 * Timmy: There's the bell. See ya! (disappears)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure

Quotes

 * Blossom: I still don't fully get what's so special about Thanksgiving.
 * Jackie: I know. We don't get any presents.
 * Blossom: And we don't get to stay up past our bedtime.
 * Rudy: And we have to keep our clothes looking nice and neat.
 * Jackie: What do you think's in this one? (lifts lid)
 * All 3: Peas!
 * (Jackie takes off lid on next dish)
 * All 3: Salad!
 * (Blossom takes off lid on last dish)
 * All 3: Timmy!?
 * Jackie: What are you doing under there?
 * Timmy: I was just taking one for the turkey.
 * Rudy: How come?
 * Timmy: Because it ain't a pretty time for turkeys this time around.
 * Rudy: Well, it isn't a pretty time for us either.
 * Blossom: Yeah, I know Thanksgiving's important and all, but why is it such a big deal?
 * Timmy: Well...a friend of mine once told me Thanksgiving's a time for us all to be thankful for the food we have and the people we're blessed with. And because all of you are my friends, I have something I want to share with you.
 * Jackie: Can we guess?
 * Timmy: Shoot!
 * Rudy: A Thomas Story?
 * Timmy: Ding! Ding! Ding! You are correct! (blows whistle and "Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Conductor
 * 2) A Cow on the Line

Quotes

 * Blossom: Brrrr...! It's cold out there, isn't it? I was helping Billy outside, but I just had to come in. My legs were freezing!
 * Timmy: Darn it! I told him not to, but he just went and ignored me!
 * Blossom: Told who, Timmy?
 * Timmy: Duh! Jack Frost! He's the one that controls winter.
 * Rudy: Well, thanks to Jack, everyone thinks Schemer can predict the future! Applejack got a fortune warning her about weather and it came true!
 * Timmy: Nah, that was nothing, but pure luck! Jack planned this WAY before Applejack went for her fortune.
 * (They look outside to find people lined up asking Schemer about their futures)
 * Timmy: Man, those people are so desperate, they're going to Schemer for future advice. But that's what we get when we're impatient! You rush yourself into something without being prepared!
 * Rudy: Is Thomas ever impatient sometimes?
 * Timmy: Oh, totally! One time he was in such a huge rush, he left the conductor of his coaches behind. Boy, I'd hate that to happen to me. Missing the bus is one thing, but chasing a train's somethin' else! I'll fill you in! (blows whistle and "Thomas and the Conductor" begins)
 * Blossom: I'm glad Thomas said he was sorry. I don't think Schemer's the least bit sorry about anything he's promising these nice people.
 * Timmy: I'm gonna pay Jack Frost a little visit and see if he'll knock off this crazy weather! (disappears)

Quote 2

 * Timmy: Man! Are you three as cold as I am?!
 * Rudy: Schemer's still up to his trick, Timmy!
 * Stacy: Yeah, well, only if the trains would start running. And then everyone would leave and this whole things would just fade away.
 * Timmy: And those people who believed Schemer will see him for the fraud he is! It's just like when Gordon and Henry found the frauds they were when they believed in all their egotistical bragging! But, I guess none of you really want to hear about that.
 * Rudy: Yeah we do!
 * Timmy: Really? Well, what are we waiting for?! (blows whistle and "A Cow on the Line" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Rudy: Gordon and Henry sort of more likely tricked themselves, huh?
 * Timmy: Yeah. That's what happens to us when we get too much of an ego.
 * Blossom: Schemer thinks he's so "great" by the way he brags about himself! I wish we could make him trick himself.

Thomas Story

 * 1) A Close Shave for Duck

Quotes

 * Jackie: Gosh. I'd be so scared to go on stage. But not knowing what I was gonna say or anything.
 * Rudy: Yeah, and it's scary even when you DO know what to say.
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: What's scary, Rude?
 * Rudy: Oh, hi, Timmy. Being in a play is what's scary. It's fun and all, but it kinda makes me nervous.
 * Jackie: Yeah, me too.
 * Timmy: I know how you guys feel. What's this play you're in about anyway?
 * Jackie: It's about Casey Jones the Great Engineer!
 * Rudy: And a big train wreck!
 * Timmy: Wow! No way! That's a really big coincidence! There was actually just a huge train wreck over on the Island of Sodor! You should have seen it!
 * Jackie: Really? That's awful.
 * Rudy: Did anybody get hurt? I hope not Thomas.
 * Timmy: Nope. But you guys remember Diesel, right? The one that told some bogus tales about Duck and Sir Topham Hatt sent Duck away? That's when it all started. I'll fill you in on it! (blows whistle and "A Close Shave for Duck" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Timmy: Yeah, so as you can see, Duck saved the day in the end. And even got a free shave. (chuckles)
 * Jackie: It's just like Casey Jones. He saved the day too.

Thomas Story

 * 1) Percy Takes the Plunge

Quotes

 * Jackie: Stacy, I'm really glad we have you as our leader for the wilderness weekend instead of you-know-who.
 * Blossom: You said it!
 * Stacy: Oh, Jackie, don't be so hard on Schemer. I'm sure he's doing his best with the boys.
 * (whistle heard in the distance)
 * Schemer (through megaphone as he, Rudy and Milhouse marched into the station): Step, two, three, four, knee, two, three, four, shoulder, two, three, four, step, two, three, four, keep on marching aaannnd...stop! About face (turns around) All right and...drop that gear! (Rudy and Milhouse do so) Very nice. Ok, roll call. Camper Rudy! Camper Milhouse!
 * Rudy and Milhouse: Here!
 * Schemer: Here what?
 * Rudy and Milhouse: Here, Master Scout Sergeant Schemer...sir!

Quote 2

 * Stacy: Oh no, I hope they're alright.
 * Timmy: You know, I'm kinda worried about them too. But it sure reminds me of the time Percy didn't listen to his friends and he found himself all wet too.
 * Rudy: At least Percy wasn't camping with Scout Sergeant Schemer.
 * Timmy: Duh! I never said he was. But his accident was just as brutal. Let me fill you in. (blows whistle and "Percy Takes the Plunge" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Rudy: I'm feeling like Percy right now.
 * Timmy: Really? Why?
 * Rudy: Well, he isn't going to fall in the water again and I'm NEVER going camping with Schemer ever again.
 * (thunderclap)
 * Jackie: I'm worried about them.
 * Stacy: Yeah, well we're all worried. Isn't there anything that you can do, Timmy?
 * Timmy: I'll do what I can to help them.
 * Blossom: But won't you be scared out there? In the rain?
 * Timmy: Puh-lease! A little rain and thunder never frightened me.
 * (loud thunderclap)
 * Timmy: Yikes! (disappears)
 * (Milhouse enters the station)
 * Milhouse: Food! All right! I'm starving!
 * Stacy and kids: Milhouse!
 * Rudy: Here, Milhouse, have a towel.
 * Milhouse: Forget a towel, I need food!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Heroes

Quotes

 * (Blossom sprinkles Timmy's gold dust onto his drawn self)
 * (Then the drawing came back to life)
 * Timmy's Double: Ah, it feels good to be free. Thank you, sweet Blossom. Now I can make trouble which will be awesome!
 * Blossom: Now, listen. You have to do as I say or I'll tell on you.
 * Timmy's Double: Tattle on me? What a low thing. How many wishes? One or three?
 * Blossom: I just want you to clean up the mess I made and back to the picture you must go.
 * Timmy's Double: Clean your mess you ask? And then I go back after that task? What's in it for me? Will it fill me with glee? Can't I for a while stay? And if so, might it be cool to play?
 * Blossom: No. Afterwards you have to go back.
 * Timmy's Double: If you say so, I will my dear. But first, I'd check that the coast is clear.
 * Blossom: Ok. But DON'T move a muscle.
 * Timmy's Double: Don't move a muscle? Oh, I won't all right. I like this place. This place is tight. And now that I'm back, I won't return jack! I'm sticking around here. My return to being a drawing is nothing for me to fear. I'll make so much trouble. The tricks I pull will double! And the station will be infested by me. So bad the station will shut down for no one else again to ever see! The first part is I must empty the place. Then my twin, Timmy Turner, We meet face-to-face. I'll trick you into lying here. I'll trap you! Stiff as a board! And I'll be free to cause melee to many, many more! And your role will forever be filled by me! Just wait and see!

Quote 2

 * Blossom: Oh, Timmy. Where are you when I need you?!
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Oh, rats! This is no good!
 * Blossom: Timmy?! Is it really you?!
 * Timmy: Well, duh! Of course it's me! I'm still trying to get my darn whistle fixed! Listen. (blows whistle sounding off-tune)
 * Blossom: (relieved sigh) Timmy, you have no idea how happy I am to see you.
 * Timmy: Hey, I'm always happy to see you just like all my other friends.
 * Blossom: It's awful, Timmy. Something terrible has happened.
 * Timmy: Hey, I'm sure it can't be that bad. What's your situation?
 * Blossom: Well...it hasn't happened to me. It's happened...to a friend of mine.
 * Timmy: I'm listening.
 * Blossom: Well...she was supposed to do something for someone, but she didn't do what she was instructed. And instead, she asked someone who was never meant to be asked. And he only made things worse.
 * Timmy: Hmmm...That sounds like Bill and Ben's most recent situation on the Island of Sodor.
 * Blossom: Bill and Ben? The twins?
 * Timmy: No, the names of my pet bees. Yes! The twins!
 * Blossom: But I never said anything about twins.
 * Timmy: No, but I did. I wanted to fill you in on what happened to them. (blows whistle still sounding off-tune and "Heroes" begins)

Quote 3

 * (Timmy's double riding in the model railway engine)
 * Timmy's Double: Ah, there you are my twin! Let's fight! You and me and I'll be the one to win! (evil laugh)
 * Blossom: Timmy! Look out!
 * (Timmy dodges the engine which crashed)
 * Blossom: Oh no! Timmy!
 * Timmy's Double: Quick! Get him before he runs away!
 * Timmy: Hey! I'm the real Timmy! He's not!
 * Timmy's Double: Pour him with the sticky glue from that pot!
 * Blossom: But which one of you is Timmy?!
 * Timmy's Double: Me!
 * Timmy: Me!
 * Blossom: Wait! Your whistle!
 * Timmy's Double: My whistle?!
 * Timmy: My whistle! Why didn't I think of that!?
 * Timmy's Double: (blows whistle)
 * Timmy: (blows whistle sounding off-tune)
 * (Then Blossom dumped the glue on Timmy's double)
 * Timmy's Double (as the glue fell on him): NOOOOOOOOOOO.....!!!!
 * (Then in a cloud of green dust, Timmy's double turned back into a drawing)
 * Timmy: Ha! In your face, Double! Great thinking, Blossom! If you hadn't come up with that whistle solution, we'd have never gotten out of this scrap! (takes the drawing of himself and disappears with it and the engine.)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Gordon Takes A Dip

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears off-screen)
 * Timmy (voice only): Hi-ho! Silver Bill!
 * Rudy: Hey, Timmy. Can you fill us in on a person that's a medium?
 * Timmy: A medium? Isn't that someone who's between being big and small or tall and little? Or thick and thin? And thankfully, someone who won't rock the boat...uh, duck.
 * Jackie: No. It's not that kind of medium, Timmy. This one's friends with Mrs. Lovejoy. Helen says she's going to stop all these accidents.
 * Timmy: Oh! Why didn't you say so?! Well, that kind of medium, my friends, is a person that reads crystal balls and can foresee any bad luck that'll happen to someone else. Too bad some people don't realize most bad luck happens because they don't watch what they're doing.
 * Rudy: Yeah, try telling Mrs. Lovejoy that.
 * Timmy: I could! For starters, I could fill her in on the time Gordon fell off the rails.
 * Jackie: What would you say to her?
 * Timmy: I'd say..."Yo! Helen!" (blows whistle and "Gordon Takes A Dip" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Timmy: Then again, it might not be a good idea to tell Helen that story. I sure wouldn't want to be held responsible for an accident she'd have like that.
 * Rudy: Say, do you think Milhouse will end up the way Gordon did?
 * Timmy: I wouldn't count on it. But, I know this, he'll have the tables turned on him like they did on Gordon. Hey, that just spoke to me!
 * Jackie: What do you mean, Timmy?
 * Timmy: I'm saying I have an idea to turn this whole thing around. Let's get lucky!

Trivia

 * Madame Raye (from Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman) guest stars in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * 1) Escape!

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Hey, Stacy, might not wanna work in the dark. It's bad for your eyes.
 * Stacy: Oh, thanks. (turns on the lights) Oh, hi, Timmy. When did it get so dark outside?
 * Timmy: When the rain clouds rolled in
 * Stacy: Oh no, I hope it doesn't rain on the fireworks.
 * Jackie (running in with Blossom and Rudy): We won, Stacy! We won! We won the three-legged race! [Blossom exclaiming happily in unison]
 * Stacy: Aw, that's great!
 * Timmy: Say, Rude, what happened with the rabbit?
 * Rudy: Billy brought him out to the woods somewhere and set him free.
 * Timmy: Yeah! Good move on Billy's part! There was even an escape that just happened over on the Island of Sodor.
 * Stacy: You mean somebody really escaped FROM the Island of Sodor?
 * Timmy: Heck, no! Escaped from the land of the diesels! I'll fill you in on the story. (blows whistle and "Escape!" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Rudy: Whoa, what a close one for Oliver.
 * Jackie: That was really a scary story, Timmy.
 * Blossom: It's even scarier with all the lightning outside.
 * Billy: Come on, everybody. We don't wanna miss the fireworks.

Thomas Story

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked

Thomas Story

 * 1) Oliver Owns Up

Quotes

 * Rudy: Something tells me Mr. Biskit isn't going to like Schemer's toffee.
 * Jackie: So how come Mr. Biskit has to come check out the station?
 * Rudy: Yeah...
 * Jackie: What's that got to do with Schemer joining his millionaire club?
 * Blossom: I think so he can see if he can hold club meetings here.
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Did someone say club?!
 * Rudy: Yeah, Timmy. Schemer's going to join a millionaire club.
 * Timmy: Clubs sure can be fun. I belong to a couple myself. One's the messy club where we get together and make a BIG MESS OF THINGS! My room, my parents' kitchen, you name it!
 * Rudy: I do that too and I'm not even in a club.
 * Jackie: But then who has to clean it all up?
 * Timmy: *groan* The clean club. And unfortunately, I'm part of that club too. But not just anyone can join.
 * Blossom: So what does someone have to do to become a member?
 * Timmy: That "someone" has to be me! I'm the only member of those clubs! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a messy club meeting to go to. And then comes the unpretty aftermath. I'll let you all know how it turns out. Crud! I'm two minutes late! Later! (disappears)

Quote 2

 * (Fisher Biskit enters the station)
 * Fisher: Could someone help me?
 * Schemer (acting classy): Ah, Mr. Biskit, I presume?
 * Fisher: And you are...?
 * Schemer: I am S-(falls down and stands back up) Ah, Schemer. At your side, in your pocket. and uh, under your thumb. (laughs in a classy manner as he shook Fisher's hand)
 * Fisher: Ah...the candidate.

Quote 3

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: The clean club is now in session. But, boy do I feel sorry for getting kicked out of the messy club.
 * Rudy: I wish we could join your clubs, Timmy. Schemer's doesn't sound like fun.
 * Jackie: Well, Stacy says that Mr. Biskit thinks he's better than everyone else. But everyone wants to feel good about themselves, don't they?
 * Timmy: If you ask me, some people feel WAY too good about themselves. And if that wasn't bad enough, some of the engines from Sodor have an ego themselves. Like Oliver the Great Western Engine. Well, you won't know what he's like unless I fill you in. Right? (blows whistle and "Oliver Owns Up" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Blossom: Oliver's a little like Mr. Biskit.
 * Jackie: I think Mr. Biskit is worse than Oliver. At least Oliver learned he wasn't better than everyone else.
 * Fisher (voice only): Oh, Schemer!
 * (Rudy, Blossom and Jackie exit the arcade)
 * (Timmy steps into the toffee)
 * Timmy: Crud! These boots were new. Thankfully the clean club's still in session. (disappears)

Quote 4

 * Fisher: Now...you are my kind of man. *chuckles*
 * Schemer (acting classy): Well, yes, but...
 * Fisher: The only thing you have to do is cut off that ridiculous curl and you're one of us.
 * Schemer: ...What are you kidding with me? Cut off my curl? Hey! That's what makes me, ME! I'm not cutting off my curl, I'd rather throw away my nickels than cut off my curl. Hey, what kind of uh, club is this you got there going on anyway, huh, if everyone's gotta be like you? Doesn't sound like much fun to me.
 * Fisher: Oh, pish-posh, old bean. Fun has nothing to do with it. The purpose of the millionaire club is to serve a haven! From the rest of the world! We are the dessert and the rest...ha! Merely leftovers.
 * Schemer (classy): Yes, yes...that reminds me...uh, would you care to partake in some of Mama's famous toffee?
 * Fisher: Oh, well I am quite partial to toffee, thank you. (sticks toffee in his mouth)
 * Schemer: Yes, sticky, yes.
 * (In unison, Fisher grunts to talk but his mouth is stuck; The kids begin to laugh)
 * Schemer (classy): Yes, yes, I agree completely. Totally agree, yes, yes! (normal voice) Now, uh, listen here, bud, huh! I don't know what kind of club you're running here, but I don't wanna be in your "million noses in the air club"! I mean, it's not good enough for my friends and it's not good enough for me!
 * (Fisher grunts)
 * Schemer: Go! Go!
 * Fisher: (grunts angrily) (through his teeth) This is unacceptable! (slams his fists on the table, accidentally getting cake on one of them)
 * (Fisher screams as the kids laugh and he falls down)
 * (Billy helps him up, Schemer gives Fisher his hat back and Fisher angrily exits the station)
 * Stacy: Oh, that was great, Schemer!
 * (The kids cheer for him)
 * Schemer: Well, uh, I, uh, Ah, listen, listen, listen! If, uh, the club's not good enough for my friends, it's just not good enough for me!
 * Stacy: Well, we're proud of you, Schemer.
 * Schemer: Yeah, what a klutz falling down, huh?

Quote 5

 * Rudy: Hey, Timmy, who cleaned the station up?
 * Timmy: Duh! The clean club! 'Cause number one, it's our duty. And number two, I thought Schemer needed to be cut some slack after the way he stuck it to Mr. Biskit. (disappears)
 * Schemer: *groaning sigh*
 * Blossom: What's the matter, Schemer?
 * Schemer: Eh, I just wish there was a...a GOOD club to join. You know? Hey, who straightened up the place?
 * Jackie: Um...I guess you could say it was one of your fans.
 * Schemer: Hm?
 * (Jackie, Blossom and Rudy all huddle)
 * Schemer: Hey, come on, come on, what are you saying? What are you saying? Come on, what are you saying?
 * Rudy: Schemer, we got an announcement to make!
 * Blossom: We're forming an ENTIRELY new club!
 * Jackie: That everybody can be in
 * Rudy: Yeah. But we want you to be our...first...ever...member!
 * Schemer: Really? You mean it?
 * Rudy, Jackie and Blossom: Yeah!
 * Rudy: Yeah.
 * Jackie: Mmm-hmm.
 * Schemer: Well, ok, but, I'll, uh...I'll do it on one condition...
 * Jackie: What's that?
 * Blossom (in unison): Yes?
 * Rudy (in unison): Yeah?
 * Schemer: I get to be treasurer?
 * Jackie: Sure!
 * Rudy (in unison): You got it!
 * Blossom (in unison): Absolutely!
 * Schemer: *wheezy laugh* Heh, heh, hee, hee! Ok, let's start right now. The first thing we gotta do is get dues. Everybody's gotta pay a nickel a month for dues. Secondly, I get an extra nickel a month from each of you because I was the one who came up with the idea...
 * (Episode ends)

Trivia

 * Fisher Biskit guest stars in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * 1) Tender Engines

Trivia

 * Mr. Bickles (from the Fairly Odd Parents) guest stars in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * 1) Wrong Road

Quote 1

 * Rudy: Whoa. Schemer has to have every joke made ever here!
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Hi, guys!
 * Jackie: Hi, Timmy.
 * Rudy (in unison): Hey, Timmy.
 * Blossom (in unison): Hi, Timmy!
 * (Suddenly, the chattering teeth toy started moving)
 * Jackie: Look out! Here come the teeth.
 * (The teeth chased Timmy until he jumped and landed on a whoopie-cushion)
 * Blossom: Timmy, are you all right?
 * Timmy: *phew* All right?! That was too close a call! I coulda dropped to the floor! What's Schemer doin' with all these pranks anyway? TOMORROW'S April Fools' day! I even checked the calendar!
 * Rudy: Yeah. It is. But we tricked him! We tore today's page from the calendar so he thinks today's April Fools' day instead of tomorrow.
 * Timmy: Do Billy or Stacy even know?
 * Jackie: We haven't told Stacy yet and Billy's not here today.
 * Timmy: Let me get what you guys are sayin'. Schemer thinks today's April Fools' so he can try and prank everyone and they think he's weirder than usual?
 * (Rudy, Blossom and Jackie laugh and snicker)
 * Timmy: That's the best joke ever. I could laugh all day at it. But laughing gets contagious after a while. But hey, it beats a lousy pain-in-the-neck cough! Laughter is the best medicine they say.
 * Jackie: Yeah, I hate coughing.
 * Blossom: Sneezes are kinda fun though.
 * Rudy: And hiccups are alright. Just as long as it's only sometimes.
 * Timmy: Totally. And funny enough, people will laugh even if you just speak to them. As long as you plan when, where and how. When it comes to joke-telling, sometimes are WAY better than other times. Speaking of jokes and laughs. You wanna see something really hilarious?! Check out the anything tunnel. Wait! Not yet. ...Ok. Go!

Quote 2

 * Rudy: I can't believe such a little prank made this big of a mess!
 * Jackie: I keep feeling like this is not really our fault. But...
 * Blossom: But it IS our fault. Same here.
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Man, let me tell you- Polo's not a bad game, but try riding a squirrel while its distracted by acorns! It's harder than it looks!
 * Rudy, Blossom and Jackie: Hi, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Hey, what's wrong with you guys? You seemed a lot happier the last time I popped in. Now you guys are all mopey.
 * Blossom: Well, Timmy, it's about our joke. Our joke on Schemer got a little out of hand.
 * Timmy: Well, what do you expect when you set someone like Schemer up? What happened?
 * Jackie: Well, he got Mr. King really mad and might not be able to keep the arcade anymore.
 * Timmy: Hey, don't worry, guys. Mr. King's one intelligent dude. He'll understand it was all a mistake. We all make 'em at one point or another. Heck, even railroad people sometimes make mistakes. Like that mix-up Gordon and Edward had once.
 * Rudy, Blossom and Jackie: We don't remember that.
 * Timmy: Well, you will after I fill you in on it! (blows whistle and "Wrong Road" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Jackie: Well, that wasn't really Gordon's fault. His conductor made a mistake.
 * Timmy: That's right. And the two twin engines tricked him into thinking he was getting scrapped. Kinda like the joke you guys pulled on Schemer. But Gordon made things a whole lot worse because he was one nasty attitude!
 * Schemer (voice only): Hey! What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen anyone in a barrel before?
 * Timmy: Speaking of which, guess who's back?! (disappears)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Percy Runs Away

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Blossom! Do you mind?! I'm having a conversation here!
 * Blossom: Oops, sorry, Timmy. Who are you talking to anyway?
 * Timmy: Just myself.
 * Blossom: You talk to yourself, Timmy?
 * Timmy: I have a lot of interesting things to talk about it. But I tend to make a little interruption here and there.
 * (Suddenly Timmy teleported to the left)
 * Timmy: Here and there?! You always interrupt me!
 * (Timmy teleports right again)
 * Timmy: Oh, sorry. What were you trying to say?
 * (Then Timmy teleported left again)
 * Timmy: I wanted to fill you in on the time Percy made a run for it.
 * (Then Timmy teleported right again)
 * Timmy: Wow! That's a great one! I wonder if Blossom would want to hear it!
 * Blossom: Please? Will you?
 * Timmy: Let me think...I'll start at the beginning! (blows whistle and "Percy Runs Away" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Timmy (now on the left): That was a great story.
 * (Then Timmy teleported right)
 * Timmy: Same here!
 * Blossom: Same here! Uh, too!
 * Timmy: Personally, I think-
 * (Then Timmy teleported left)
 * Timmy: I'd say Percy ran away because Gordon scared the paint off him!
 * (Timmy then teleported right)
 * Timmy: That's right! He hurt his feelings.
 * (TImmy then teleported left)
 * Timmy: But then Gordon helped him out. And they both apologized to each other. And from then on, they were friends again.
 * (Timmy teleports right)
 * Timmy: Hey! You interrupted me!
 * (Then Timmy teleported left again)
 * Timmy: Sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
 * (Then Timmy teleported right again)
 * Timmy: No worries, dude. People run away when they've had their feelings hurt. Isn't that right, Blossom?
 * Blossom: Yes and when you hurt another's feelings, it's important to apologize.
 * Timmy: Ya hear that?
 * (Timmy teleported left)
 * Timmy: Yeah, I totally did. Sorry to have interrupted you.
 * (Timmy teleports right)
 * Timmy: Apology accepted.
 * Blossom: You know, I think I need to apologize to Rudy and Jackie.
 * (Timmy disappears)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry!
 * 2) Henry to the Rescue

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Rudy: What's going on, Timmy? Is everyone suddenly forgetting something lately?
 * Blossom: I bet...it's a thief. Lurking around the valley.
 * Rudy: Aw, man. I'm suddenly getting scared. How about you guys?
 * Jackie: Yeah, uh...But we don't know what to think.
 * Timmy: You're totally right on that, Jackie. It's probably a coincidence. But sometimes, somebody CAN get scared for no gosh-darn good reason. You guys remember Henry? That big green engine from the Island of Sodor?
 * (Jackie, Rudy and Blossom shake their heads "no")
 * Timmy: You will after this! (blows whistle and "Come Out, Henry!" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Blossom: That's awful. Poor Henry.
 * Jackie: Did they just leave him there in the tunnel?
 * Rudy: Jackie-!
 * Timmy: Nah. Henry's just being...grounded. So he can think over his problems. I'll fill you guys in on the rest of the story when he gets let out. And speaking of problems...(disappears)

Quote 2

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Jackie: Are you afraid too, Timmy?
 * Timmy: People tend to get scared of things they just don't get. And I don't get what's got you guys so scared. Still, you could say I'm as scared as the rest of you.
 * Blossom: Couldn't you use your magic to make everything fine again?
 * Timmy: I'd love to, but fear is one of those things that magic can't vanish. Fears have to be tackled when we dominate 'em! Heck, even engines get scared from time to time.
 * Jackie: Engines? Do you mean like when Henry was afraid?
 * Timmy: Totally! C'mon, gang. I'll fill you in on the rest of my tale! (blows whistle and "Henry to the Rescue" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Jackie: Henry got out of the tunnel and he wasn't afraid anymore.
 * Timmy: Because he learned there was nothing to be scared of! And his friends lent him some help. (disappears)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal
 * 2) The Flying Kipper

Quote 1

 * (Timmy appears on a bike)
 * Jackie: Oh, hi, Timmy.
 * Rudy: You racing today too?
 * Timmy: Totally! I never miss out on an awesome race! No matter who or what is racing!
 * Blossom: Well, you might as well miss out on this one, Timmy. No bike in the world's ever gonna beat Milhouse's bike.
 * Timmy: Beat Milhouse? Hah, that's rich. The point of a race is to have fun and show what kind of awesome skills you have. It's not always about winning.
 * Rudy: Well, we thought that's what it meant too. But now it's turned into a wager! Mr. Melvick bet I'D beat Milhouse.
 * Timmy: Listen to yourself, Rude. You're quitting the race before even entering. Imagine how foolish Henry would feel if he quit.
 * Jackie: You mean the big green engine?
 * Timmy: Yeah, that's the one I mean.
 * Rudy: At least Henry doesn't have to race against Milhouse.
 * Timmy: Duh, I never said he was. Henry wasn't feeling like himself lately. The dude couldn't even pull a measly freight train. He wasn't working right. It was one heck of a serious matter! C'mon with me, gang and I'll fill you in on it! (blows whistle and "Henry's Special Coal" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Timmy: Henry didn't quit on himself. He just needed help from his friends and the welsh coal did him some good. He got better. You guys can too! Meet ya at the races! (disappears)

Quote 2

 * Blossom: *gasps* Rudy! Look out!
 * (Rudy falls off his bike)
 * Jackie: Rudy, you all right?!
 * Stacy: What happened?
 * Blossom: It's Rudy's bike wheels. They just came off!
 * Stacy: Ohhh...*tsk tsk tsk* Are you all right?
 * Rudy: It's just a sprain. But look at my bike.
 * Milhouse: Gee, that's too bad, Rudy. I guess you won't be in the race after all. *chuckles*
 * Rudy: I'll bet Mr. Melvick's already lost his bet.
 * Schemer: Oh...oh...Well, I am uh, "wheel" sorry about that, Rudy. But those are the brakes. *wheezy laugh*
 * Rudy: You guys should go now.
 * Stacy: Are you sure you're all right?
 * Rudy: I'm ok. I'll be fine.

Quote 3

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Rudy: Timmy, what are you doing here? I thought you were gonna be in the race.
 * Timmy: Well, there's no way I'm going now. I hurt my leg.
 * Rudy: You too? So did I.
 * Timmy: Yeah, look. (rolls up his pant leg) I fell off my bike!
 * Rudy: That's just how I hurt my leg too!
 * Timmy: No way! Hey, I have an idea. (opens his umbrella and lands safely next to Rudy) How about we start a club? We'll call it "The Sore Leg Club." The rules are you gotta have a sprained leg and feel sorry for yourself and think of all the things you can't do with a sore leg.
 * Rudy: Sounds like a plan.
 * Timmy: So, you a member?
 * Rudy: Member.
 * Timmy: And hey, I know someone else who could join us.
 * Rudy: Who's that?
 * Timmy: Henry. From the Island of Sodor. Man, he'd fit in great as a member.
 * Rudy: Why?
 * Timmy: Why? You didn't hear? Henry had an accident worse than hurting your leg. Let me fill you in on it, Rude. (blows whistle and "The Flying Kipper" begins)
 * (After story)
 * Timmy: I don't know about you, Rude, but next time a race comes, let's hope we hurt our legs again!
 * Rudy: Why?
 * Timmy: 'Cuz, dude. It's just as fun to chat and feel sorry for ourselves.
 * Rudy: But I don't want to miss next year's race too!
 * Timmy: Well, guess someone's out of the sore leg club! 'Cuz you're no longer feeling sorry for yourself!
 * Rudy: Yeah. I guess that's a good thing.
 * Timmy: Only thing for us to do now is forget this stupid club! And move on to the next thing! Start over from the beginning! Luckily, I know just the place!
 * Rudy: Where?
 * Timmy: The anything tunnel, duh! That's the best place for starting over! Check it out!
 * (Camera eases in on the Anything Tunnel and the song, "Start All Over Again" begins)
 * (After Song)
 * Timmy: What the song says, Rude. Pick yourself up! Dust yourself off! And start all over again!
 * Rudy: Hey! What about the race?! We nearly forgot!

Quote 4

 * Rudy: Oh no...he won.
 * Timmy: Sadly, it's the truth, Rude.
 * (Fade to black and we fade in from black to Sam entering the station where Rudy was all alone)
 * Sam: Well, looks who's here. Mr. I'm-gonna-sprain-my-leg-and-cost-Sam-his-money! You proud of yourself, kid?
 * Rudy: I'm real sorry, Mr. Melvick. I didn't expect my bike to just fall apart like that!
 * Sam: Hah! That's what kids who are late for school say! ...Say, you all right, kid?
 * Rudy: Well, you were so excited and sure that I'd win. But I couldn't even make it into the race. I'm real sorry you lost your bet.
 * Sam (with a change of heart): You know, kid, you've helped me realize something...it's all just a race. Don't tell anyone I said this, but...know how many motorcycle races I've been in? Hundreds! Know how many I placed first in?
 * Rudy: How many?
 * Sam: Just one! It was the first one I ever raced in and that was a long time ago! And well...I missed a few races like you did today, but...I get back on my feet and go after them! See, kid, as long as you NEVER give up, as long as you try and give it your all, you'll ALWAYS be a winner. And something tells me, you'll be out there next race around, ye-yeah!
 * (Rudy smiles)
 * (Stacy enters with Jackie and Blossom)
 * Stacy: Oh, you two did great! I am so proud of you!
 * Jackie: Yeah! It was really fun...except for one thing...(in unison, we hear Schemer)
 * Schemer: ...His tires will never slash! He will never crash! And he's made me some cash! Human flash (repeats "flash" as if he's echoing)
 * (Milhouse enters with a winning flower ring on him)
 * Milhouse: Hold your applause! Hold your applause!
 * Schemer: *wheezy chuckle* Ok, Sam, I believe it is time to uh...pay up!
 * Sam: *sigh* All right, Schemer, a bet's a bet. 20 nickels.
 * Schemer: *chuckling* You know, Sam, just let me say this. I enjoyed making a wager at two, intelligent, mature grown-ups. *cheers in victory* We won! (in unison, picks Milhouse up) We won! We won!
 * (Then a lug wrench and bolt fall from Milhouse's pants)
 * (Suddenly, the kids and Stacy chatter at the sight)
 * Stacy: I was wondering the same thing.
 * Sam (voice only): A lug wrench?!
 * Stacy: (voice only; picking it up) It certainly is. (visual) And I bet that this lug wrench will fit Rudy's bike.
 * Milhouse: Uh-oh... But...you told me do anything to win!
 * Schemer: Hey, when I said do anything, I did not mean ANYTHING!
 * Sam: Well, looks like you're disqualified, Milhouse. And I get my money back, ye-yeah!
 * Milhouse: Hey! That's unfair!
 * Stacy: Milhouse, not only did you break Rudy's bike, but you could have caused Rudy to have a serious accident. Now is that fair?
 * Milhouse: ...No.
 * Stacy: Well, I think you owe someone an apology.
 * Milhouse: But I won the race, didn't I?!
 * Schemer: Hey, hey, hey, won the race? I lost a pile of nickels and more importantly I lost the pride...of my little friend.
 * Milhouse: I'm sorry I'm so stupid...
 * Schemer: You'll be a lot more sorry when I get you home and take away your bike! Now c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon...(escorts Milhouse from the station)
 * Milhouse (in unison): Stop! I don't wanna! Mommyyyyy....!
 * Jackie: Hey, wait a second. If Milhouse didn't win the race, then that means Blossom won?!
 * Stacy: It sure does!
 * Blossom: It does?!
 * Sam: No ifs, ands or buts, ye-yeah! Congratulations, Blossom! And as the non-cheating winner, why don't you have this money for the new playground? It's the least I can do.
 * Blossom: But this is the money you bet on Rudy! I don't deserve it.
 * Sam: Yeah, but last I checked, Blossom, the whole point of the race was for the new playground, not who won or lost! Who cares about some bet?!
 * Stacy: Mmm-hmm. Sometimes we got so caught up about winning, that we forget it's important to just do our best.
 * Rudy: And Blossom DID do her best!
 * Jackie: Yeah, three cheers for Blossom! Hip, hip...
 * All: Hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!
 * (Scene fades to black and fades from black to Rudy polishing his bike)
 * (Timmy appears on Rudy's bike)
 * Rudy: Ah, hiya, Timmy. What's up?
 * Timmy: Giving you a hand polishing your bike. That's all. Now that I think about it...WHY are you polishing your bike? The race is days over!
 * Rudy: I know, but I wanna keep it nice and prepared for next race!
 * Timmy: Now that's a SHINING idea!
 * (Picture stills and the episode ends)

Thomas Story

 * 1) One Good Turn

Thomas Story

 * 1) Better Late Than Never

Quote 1

 * (Timmy appears in his pajamas)
 * Timmy: As long as I keep the big hand to my right, I won't get lost!
 * Rudy: Timmy?
 * Blossom: Why are you dressed like that?
 * Jackie: Are you going to a costume party?
 * Timmy: Costume party?! I wish. This is my uniform. I have a new part-time job. I'm a new member of the sleepy sandman volunteers. And tonight, I'm giving my old acquaintance, Mr. Sandman (referring to the Fairly Odd Parents episode, "Beddy Buy") a hand.
 * Rudy, Blossom and Jackie: You are?!
 * Timmy: Yeah. I'll be traveling at the blink of an eye! Now, let's see...I have my map of the Indian Valley Snore zone which is my first stop. And, oh yeah! Can't lose this bag of sleepy sand!
 * Blossom: Sleepy sand? What's that?
 * Timmy: Well, it isn't actual sand you'd find in a beach. It's really dried up tears with a hint of magic mixed in. You don't wanna use too much of it. Just a pinch. Or was it a dash?
 * Jackie: But what would happen if you didn't put the sleepy sand in people's eyes?
 * Blossom: I can imagine what. (referring to the Powerpuff Girls episode, "Dream Scheme")
 * Timmy: If we didn't use the sleepy sand? Trust me, I know what it's like having no sleep.
 * Rudy: You mean, that's what would happen?
 * Timmy: Yeah. True story.
 * Rudy: I wouldn't mind. Sleeping's just a boring waste of time.
 * Timmy: Hey! Time's never wasted when you sleep or if you're careful with how you spend it. I really gotta kick it to Snore zone. Time is a precious thing. Thomas and Bertie had to learn that lesson the hard way. I have enough time to fill you all in on it. (blows whistle and "Better Late Than Never" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Timmy: 'Course there are WAY worse things than just being late. But the next time I ever run late, I hope I can count on my friends the way Bertie counted on Thomas.

Quote 2

 * Timmy (sleepwalking): I made a wish. Poof! Poof! Went the magic of my fairies who pretend to be my fish! "This wish will go wrong." Wanda said. And so the wish went awry when it did. "Twerp!" Vicky yelled. "You have chores of mine to do!" My friends, Chester and AJ were given her chores too. "Huff, Huff, Puff Puff!" I worked all night until dawn. And when I stopped, I heard a yawn and the dawn was gone.
 * Blossom: Oh, no it's Schemer!
 * Jackie: He's gonna see Timmy!
 * Blossom: We gotta distract the man!
 * Jackie: Quick, Blossom! Throw a nickel on the floor!
 * *Blossom quickly hurls a nickel on the floor*
 * Jackie: Uh, pardon me, Schemer. Is that a nickel on the floor?

Quote 3

 * Martin: Oh, mother! A small boy walks before us!
 * Mrs. Prince: Fascinating, Martin.
 * Martin: Oh, but, mother! It would make for a fabulous project!
 * Mrs. Prince: You have other projects you can make, now hurry along!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Learns A Lesson
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Stacy: Hello, Timmy.
 * Jackie: Stacy, are you like going to tell Helen that she can't come to the station anymore?
 * Stacy: Now why I do that, Jackie?
 * Jackie: Because you just had a big fight.
 * Stacy: Oh, no. Now, just because Helen and I don't agree it doesn't mean that we're still not friends. And we do agree on the most important thing and that's to vote. Because the vote is power only if you use it.
 * Timmy: I'd sure like to get know more about Abe's opponent. There's something fishy about him.
 * Stacy: I know, I've seen his picture and he looks awfully familiar.
 * Jackie: But, what's wrong with Mayor Simpson? I mean, he may be a little kooky, but he's always been nice to us. I think we should vote for him.
 * Stacy: Oh, Abe is very nice and very honest. And that's important for a politician. But he hasn't been talking about the issues. And he hasn't been listening to people's complaints. And I think that that is a big mistake.
 * Timmy: You can say that again. But it sure is hard for someone to admit when they made a mistake. James has already made an embarrassing mistake himself on the Island of Sodor.
 * Jackie: But James isn't running for mayor, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Duh! I never said he was. But he's going WAY too fast for his coaches. Come on, I'll fill you in on it. (blows whistle and "James Learns A Lesson" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Stacy: You know, Timmy. I wish Abe could have heard that story. Because then maybe he'd start to learn from his mistakes the way James did. Then I'd be proud to vote for him.

Quote 2

 * Abe: Wheee! I've never felt so alive! (falls asleep and snores briefly and wakes up) Kids! Stacy! Helen! And, ah, what the heck, Curly Q! (referring to Schemer) It was as close as the cold war, but we did it!
 * (Stacy and Helen clap and cheer while Schemer chuckles)
 * Abe: And by "we" I mean ME! MEEEE! You all deserve to be thanked. Most of ya, anyway. You have my word...to keep ALL of my words! D'oh! That's another word I have to keep! Augh! And another one! Oh dear, I'll need my pills to get me through all that!
 * (Mase Wolvermein enters the station)
 * Mase: Well, you girls were right. Not only did MY vote make a difference, everybody's vote who went to Mayor Simpson did!
 * (Jackie and Blossom high-five him)
 * Blossom: All right!
 * Jackie: Yeah!
 * (Scene fades to Mayor Quimby entering the station one last time with his gold suitcase and red,white and blue box)
 * Stacy: You gave it a good try, Mr. Quimby. Are you going on vacation?
 * Quimby: Er, uh...no, Miss Jones.
 * Blossom: No? But you just arrived here.
 * Quimby: (stands on red, white and blue box) Some may say, "Quimby, you just arrived here." They called me a quitter, but my father didn't raise no quitter! I am just er, uh...moving on! In hopes of being mayor to another er, uh...town!
 * Jackie: But...you just lost the election. Why do you want to run in another one?
 * Quimby: Children...I want to make this clear as er, uh...crystal water...I've made some mistakes in the past. But if I win another election some day...you have my er, uh...word! ...My number one priority will be...to help ALL citizens. And as for any politician who is elected...who doesn't bother to give ALL the citizens a moment of their time...then they are undeserving of winning! You, er, uh...make a mental note of that when you're old enough to vote. Vote Quimby!
 * (Engine whistle)
 * Quimby: Oh! And that would be MY er, uh...train! Oh, no worries...one day when you think I'm...gone with the wind...I shall, er, uh, return! *chuckles and sticks his two fingers on both hands up* Vote Quimby!
 * Stacy: Good-bye! Good luck!

Trivia

 * Mayor Quimby guest stars in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * 1) Duck Takes Charge

Quotes

 * (Timmy appears as Billy was hammering the crossing signal)
 * Timmy: Hey! What's all that noise?!
 * Billy: Oh, see, I'm trying to fix this broken crossing, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Fixing? I think breaking's the word.
 * Billy: Well, I'm trying to put this little piece...Well, to tell you the truth, Timmy. (takes his glasses off) I'm feeling frustrated.
 * Timmy: Oh, I see. You must be angry about something. Or someone.
 * Billy: How'd you know that?
 * Timmy: Well, my baby brother (referring to Poof) is here for a visit today. He's in the signal house, but he's a big fat pain!
 * Billy: Well, little kids are usually a handful.
 * Timmy: Little?! Do you know who you're talking to?!
 * Billy: Ah, yes. I see your point.
 * Timmy: And don't even get me started on scolding him.
 * Billy: Oh, no. No, no. Of course not.
 * Timmy: When he cries, forget it! It's hard to make him calm down!
 * Billy: For sure. But have you ever, uh...tried talking with...him? Tell him how you feel?
 * Timmy: Talk to him?! He doesn't talk yet himself! He probably doesn't even understand what I say most of the time. Did you know he made a mess in the kitchen and left me to clean it up?! I know he's young, but he should learn for himself how to do that. And he's a slob too! Even a bigger slob than me!
 * Billy: Yeah...I know how you feel, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Like smashing something! Hand me a hammer, Billy!
 * Billy: Be my guest. (hands him a hammer)

Quote 2

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Don't cry over your spilled milk.
 * Rudy: I wasn't crying, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Not you, Rudy. I was talking to my friend here. (scene shows Cow from Cow and Chicken) She keeps dripping her milk everywhere.
 * Cow (sadly): Moooo...
 * Rudy: I didn't know you owned a cow, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Duh, I don't. I sort of borrowed her from a friend to help me with my pain-in-the-neck brother.
 * Rudy: Your baby brother is STILL in the signal house?
 * Timmy: Yeah and it's his feeding time, but he knocked over what was left of the milk so I went out and borrowed a cow. I'd like to see him drink a cow dry.
 * Rudy: I guess you must be in a huge hurry, Timmy.
 * Timmy: I'm usually not in a huge hurry, Rudy. Unless if I'm running late for school which I have WAY minimal time and sometimes if I need to catch a show on TV, then it's a mid-sized hurry and other times when I need an excuse, then it's a small-sized hurry. But right now, I'm in none of those kinds of hurries. Why do you ask?
 * Rudy: Because I'm not allowed to do anything around here anymore. But there isn't a rule against stories. At least not yet.
 * Timmy: Then let me hurry and tell you one. (blows whistle and "Duck Takes Charge" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Rudy: Man, I know how Percy and Duck felt. I hate being bossed around.
 * Timmy (in unison, Cow mooed): Hey, neither do I, but sometimes we need it to learn our lessons the hard way.
 * Rudy: Oh, come on, Timmy. Percy and Duck got to do what they wanted to do.
 * Timmy: Actually, Rudy, before they could do that, they had to prove that they were trustworthy. And that means listening to people who are older and wiser.
 * Rudy: Hey, yeah! Like Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Timmy: That's right! And like Stacy. Now if you'll excuse us, we need to feed my baby brother. I just hope I have time afterwards to get her back before her brother gets in trouble! (disappears with Cow)

Trivia

 * Even though Poof is referred to throughout the episode, he is never seen nor is his actual name ever said.
 * Cow from Cow and Chicken guest stars in this episode. (as a foreshadowing to her and Chicken appearing in "Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales with Friends")

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby The Tram Engine
 * 2) Thomas Breaks The Rules

Quotes

 * Jackie: Oh, excuse me, Mister. I'm just getting my ball. Thanks!
 * Moleman: Oh, no worries, Miss. All in good time.
 * Jackie: Oh, I'm Jackie. And this is Blossom.
 * Moleman: Oh, nice to meet you. My name is Hans. Well, the colors are just as I remember them. Time usually alters my vision. Some colors fade and others get bright enough to make my eyes hurt. Tell me, young ladies...Have either of you ever heard this mural's origin?
 * Blossom: All I know is that it's an old painting. It was made a very long time ago.
 * Moleman: *sigh* Yeah, I guess you're right. It was a mighty long time ago. Or was it a few yesterdays ago? My memory's not that good.
 * Jackie: Do you want to buy a train ticket or something? Stacy Jones will be right back.
 * Moleman: Oh, I don't want to be a burden. I'm just looking around the old place. (exits the scene)
 * Blossom: Whoa! He looks to be a hundred years old!
 * Jackie: Maybe even older!

Quote 2

 * Jackie: There's that old man again.
 * Blossom: He talks a little...strange.
 * Jackie: Yeah, kind of old-fashioned.
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Old-fashioned? As in...Toby?!
 * Blossom: Why would we call Toby old-fashioned, Timmy?
 * Timmy: Duh! Because he IS old-fashioned. And I'm guessing I never filled you in on that story. I thought I told someone it. Oh, well! I'll tell it once more! (blows whistle and "Toby the Tram Engine" begins)

Quote 3

 * (After "Thomas Breaks the Rules")
 * Blossom: That was a very nice ending for Toby, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Not for him, it wasn't. For Toby, it was just the beginning of him getting to be useful again! The tram may be old, but he's also got quite a lot of tomorrows waiting for him! So do all of us! While we're still young. So make the most of it. (disappears)
 * Jackie: You know...I see the mural a lot differently now. Ever since we met that painter.
 * Blossom: The nice man actually did a very good job on the signal house.
 * Hans: If only sugar were as sweet as you young ladies.
 * Blossom: You like the painting too, sir?
 * Hans: Oh, it's one of my best works. ...Get the picture?
 * Jackie: You mean...you painted the mural?
 * Hans: Oh, some of it. The signal house for example. Oh, where have the years gone? ...Or was it yesterday?
 * Blossom: ...Hans, we have a signal lantern here...
 * Jackie: Yeah and this part that's missing.
 * Blossom: We have reason to believe that it's still in your case.
 * Hans: Oh, funny you just mentioned that. Because if my old memory serves....(in unison, he sets his case down on the seats below the mural) I do believe...I have the very piece you seek. (pulls out and hands the piece to Jackie.)
 * Hans: I never threw it out as my old memory kept telling me, "That piece belongs to someone...somewhere...something important". I may not remember how it wound up in my case in the first place, but I kept my promise to myself.
 * Jackie: Wow. Thanks, Hans.
 * Blossom: C'mon! We better go get Billy to insert it!
 * (In Billy's workshop where Billy and Stacy were)
 * Blossom: We found it! Jackie and I found the missing part!
 * Billy: Whoa. That looks like it alright.
 * Stacy: Oh, where did you get it?!
 * Jackie: Hans gave it to us.
 * Stacy: Hans? Who's Hans?
 * Blossom: Right outside.
 * Stacy: Really?
 * (Stacy, Jackie and Blossom walk out of the workshop)
 * Stacy: What? Where? I don't see anyone.
 * (Scene shows that Hans is absent within the station)
 * Jackie: Well, he was there. He was standing by the mural. Just a second ago.
 * Billy: Well...! Here you go, Stacy.
 * (Stacy gasps happily)
 * Billy: Good as new.
 * Jackie and Blossom: Light it! Light it!
 * Stacy: Oh, I've been waiting for this for as long as I can remember. Oh, just think the last person to light this lantern was my granny. (in unison, she lights a match) All those years ago. (puts the fire in the lantern and shakes the flame on the match out) Oh!
 * Billy: Oooo...!
 * Stacy: Wonderful things are gonna happen in this station. I know it.
 * (Episode ends)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 3 Finale.
 * Hans Moleman guest stars in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty to the Rescue
 * 2) Thomas and Stepney

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (George Carlin) guest stars in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Granpuff
 * 2) Sleeping Beauty

Quote 1

 * (Rudy and Blossom enter the station where they find Nick's bag)
 * Blossom: What's this stuff?
 * Rudy: I don't know.
 * (Nick spots and runs towards them)
 * Nick: Hey! Get your grubs off my stuff!
 * Blossom: We were just looking. What's the big deal?
 * Rudy: Whose are these?
 * Nick: Those are mine. (snatches his items from Rudy's hands) Don't like people touching my hair OR my stuff.
 * Blossom: Sorry. Geez, someone's got a problem.
 * Rudy: I guess when you live somewhere like Retroville you don't let people look at your stuff.
 * (Jackie enters the station)
 * Jackie: You're Nick, huh?
 * Nick: Yeah, hey.
 * Jackie: My name's Jackie. Hi.
 * Nick: 'Sup?
 * Jackie: How long are you gonna stay here?
 * Nick: I dunno. Couple weeks I guess.
 * (Timmy appears in Schemer's arcade where Rudy and Blossom were sitting)
 * Timmy: Hi, guys.
 * Blossom: Hi, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Let me guess, Nick's not your new best friend, eh?
 * (Rudy and Blossom nod in agreement)
 * Timmy: You shouldn't go too much by first impressions. People can surprise you. Well, how about we get our minds on something else?
 * Rudy: You mean a story?
 * Timmy: Oh, it's more than a story. It's a story about a story.
 * Blossom: I'll go get Jackie.
 * Jackie: There are a lot of places you should check out. I can show you around if you'd like.
 * Nick: I'm supposed to wait for Mr. Twofeathers.
 * Blossom: Come on, Jackie. Timmy's going to tell us a story.
 * Jackie: No thank you, Blossom. Can't you see Nick and I are having a normal mature converstation?
 * (Blossom exits the scene)
 * Jackie: Come on, I'll show you around the station.
 * Nick: Sounds good.
 * (Blossom then rejoins Rudy and Timmy)
 * Blossom: Jackie's acting all stuck-up.
 * Timmy: Well, then. It's just us three. (blows whistle and "Granpuff" begins)

Quote 2

 * Nick: What's that old guy doin' in there?
 * Jackie: I don't know, but let's get out of here!
 * Nick: As if! *voice only* The dude's watchin' TV?!
 * Jackie: Nick, being on the railway tracks is dangerous! We shouldn't even be here! Especially at night.
 * Nick: *chuckles* Dangerous?! What? Are you gonna be a kid forever? You only live one life and anyone who matters has LIVED at least one day of their life. *voice only* Looks like he ain't going nowhere. *on-screen* What else is there to do for fun?
 * Jackie: Fun? You think this is fun? Baseball is fun, this is boring.
 * Nick: You play baseball? Dude! You're not a dude!
 * Jackie: So? I can probably throw better than you can!
 * Nick: You can't convince me otherwise! I'm...I'm me.
 * Jackie: I can too! *picks up a rock* You see that boxcar? *throws the rock at the boxcar*
 * Nick: *picks up a rock* See that next one? *throws rock at the next boxcar*
 * Jackie: If you ever see the next one, I bet you can't!
 * Nick: You bet I can't?!
 * Jackie: I bet you can't!
 * (Nick picks up and throws another rock at the next boxcar, but accidentally breaks the signal house window)
 * Nick: Oh, man! Mr. Twofeathers'll murder me! Let's run!
 * Jackie: I'm not gonna run away!

Quote 3

 * Jackie: Hey, Nick! Come on, you can play!
 * Nick: You're asking ME to play?
 * Billy: Go ahead, Nick. I'll be rootin' for ya.
 * Nick: *shrugs* Whatever. *to Jackie* Uh, you didn't squeal on me to Mr. Twofeathers last night, did you?
 * Jackie: No. I still think we shouldn't have run away.
 * Nick: Running's a piece of cake! The idea is not to get caught!
 * Schemer: All right, Nick. *presents him a bat* Show me what you got.


 * (Nick takes the bat and steps up to the plate)

Quote 4

 * Billy: Nick?
 * Nick: You don't have to say it, I stink!
 * Billy: You got a lot of power in that swing. Sorry, this is just practice. Baseball's hard.
 * Nick: Meh, I never really liked baseball. It ain't even cool like...me!
 * Billy: Ah, well you just think that now. I'm about to ask you a question, uh...somebody threw a rock through the signal house. You know anything about that?
 * Nick: As if!
 * Billy:...Well, I think you do.
 * Nick: Think whatever, I am outta here.
 * Billy: Nick. Nick, wait!
 * (Scene fades to the evening where Nick was batting with rocks)

Quote 5

 * (Timmy appears)
 * Blossom: Timmy, it's awful! Everyone's been looking for Nick! Please, will you help us?
 * Timmy: No problem.
 * Rudy: Any idea where we should look first?
 * Timmy: How about there?!
 * (Nick enters the station)
 * Stacy: Oh! Nick! Honey, where have you been?! Billy has been so worried about you!
 * Nick: Why? I'm old enough to take care of myself.
 * J.B. King: Mr. Twofeathers, I think I'll let you handle this.
 * Billy: I'd like to have a word with you...in the workshop.
 * (in the workshop)
 * Billy: I know about the broken window. I know it was an accident. But you lied to me.
 * Nick: I thought you'd have a cow and send me back home!
 * Billy: I'm not angry.
 * Nick: *exhales* I'm sorry, alright?

Quote 6

 * Stacy: What happened?
 * Applejack: Somebody had the nerve to spray paint all over the baseball scoreboard!
 * Stacy: *gasp* Are you sure?
 * Felix: This is a new low for our valley.
 * Applejack: Now who do you suppose would do an awful thing like that?!
 * Nick: Hey, Stacy. Is Billy around?
 * Stacy: Oh, uh, yes, Nick. He's waiting for you at the ball park.
 * Nick: Cool. Thanks.

Quote 7

 * (Timmy appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Didi: Oh, look who's back.
 * Tito: We better hurry up.
 * Tex: And talk real fast. *inhales* Good cookies
 * Tito: And Lemonade.
 * Gracie: More cookies?
 * Tito: Thank you.
 * Tex: Mmmm...good
 * Rex: I'll say.
 * Didi: I made them
 * Timmy: Man, these are the greatest cookies I ever had! They taste a little like these cookies a parent to one of my fairies made, but anyway, good cookies.

Trivia

 * The cookies that Timmy ate are a reference to the "I Hate Wanda" cookies used in the "Fairly Odd-Parents" episode "Apartnership".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toad Stands By
 * 2) Thomas & The Special Letter

Quote 1

 * Timmy (writing to Rudy): But still, the roller derby continues to be the HUGEST and greatest part of the picnic ever!
 * (scene goes to Jackie and Nick in the work shed)
 * Timmy (voice over): Jackie and Nick are already putting their backs into their carts.
 * Jackie: Are you going to ask Billy to help you?
 * Nick: As if. I'm going the cool and independent way by building it...solo!
 * Jackie: Me too. (holding a wooden 2x4) I could use this as a brake.
 * Nick: Hey, cool idea. Suits it. ...But I still don't got a wheel.
 * Jackie (hands him a small wheel): Here's one.
 * Nick: Uh, I meant a STEERING wheel.
 * Jackie: That could be a steering wheel.
 * Nick: Huh, oh yeah. You're right. Thanks.
 * (scene fades back to Timmy writing to Rudy)
 * Timmy: And you can bet there's gonna be a ton of heat at the race this year!

Quote 2

 * Buttercup: Whatta ya watin' for?! Park Dynamo and give me a tour of this station!
 * Timmy: *makes Dynamo vanish in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Buttercup: *vanishes in a cloud of green dust*
 * [Timmy disappears in a cloud of gold dust]
 * Timmy: *appears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Buttercup: Cool! What are these?! (puts on a pair of glasses that were too big for her)
 * Timmy: They ain't ours! Leave em' alone!
 * Buttercup: *vanishes in a cloud of green dust*
 * Timmy: *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Buttercup: *appears in a cloud of green dust*
 * Timmy: *appears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Buttercup: What's this thing for?
 * Timmy: Don't touch that!
 * Buttercup *vanishes in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Timmy: *appears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Buttercup: Where's a pencil sharpener when ya' need one? I wanna send a postcard!
 * Timmy: Would you please stay put?!
 * Buttercup: *vanishes in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Timmy: Where'd she go now?!
 * (Scene brings us to the work shed with Professor Utonium, Nick and Jackie)
 * Professor: A washer for this joint here would be quite recommended.
 * Nick: Not a bad idea. Thanks for the tip.
 * Professor: You're welcome.
 * Jackie: What do you think of mine?
 * Professor: Hmmm...the closer you build it to the ground, the more speed you will have to accelerate!
 * Jackie: Oh, ok I will. Thanks.
 * Professor: *chuckles*
 * (Blossom enters)
 * Blossom: Professor!
 * Professor: Oh, hello, Blossom!
 * (The two hug)
 * Professor: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you've grown some inches since last night. So...where is your cart?
 * Blossom: I didn't build one.
 * Professor: Didn't build one?! Well, thank goodness I got here when I did. You and I can build one TOGETHER. Two hands are better than one.
 * Blossom: I've sort of hand my hands full with...side things.

Quote 3

 * (Timmy appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Timmy: I've been looking EVERYWHERE for you!
 * Buttercup: 'Sup, Timmy? Look at these these tiny dudes and dudettes here in this jukebox! They talk a lot, but I've got them under control.
 * Tito: Your friend is quite a card! A joker!
 * Rex: She was telling us about back in Dimmsdale...
 * Tex: When you jumped off the diving board at the pool...
 * Rex: And your swimsuit came off!  *all laugh*
 * Buttercup: Just the bare fact!
 * Tex: The naked truth!
 * Timmy: Why, you little-!!!!
 * Didi: STOP LAUGHING GUYS!!!! *all stop laughing* *tsk*.... *tsk*.... poor Timmy Turner.
 * Timmy: You don't know when to keep your mouth shut do you?!
 * Buttercup: Oh, where's your sense of humor?
 * Timmy: Come on, you've bugged these little people long enough.
 * Buttercup: Are you kidding? I was just about to sing a song with this gang.
 * Timmy (mockingly): Well I didn't know you could sing.

Quote 4

 * (Buttercup covers Timmy's eyes)
 * Buttercup: 20 guesses! Guess who?!
 * Timmy: Oh, glad you had fun. 'Cuz I've been worrying my butt off wondering where you were!
 * Buttercup: Mellow out, Tim and let's do more fun things! All the fun stuff happens at night! Parties, dancing, night clubs and stuff!
 * Timmy: No! Today was plenty fun-filled! I need my sleep!!!!
 * Buttercup: Well, I ain't tired! What do you even do around this joint? Hey! Is it true you tell those Thomas stories?!
 * Timmy: As a matter of fact, yes!
 * Buttercup: All right. Tell me one. A new one.
 * Timmy: *sigh* Ya really wanna hear one?
 * Buttercup: Yeah! Make it exciting! Full of action and conflict!
 * Timmy: Keep your shoes on!
 * Buttercup: And make it have monsters in it!!!!
 * Timmy: Cool out! This particular story is about my friend, Toad.
 * Buttercup: A toad?!
 * Timmy: A BRAKE VAN NAMED Toad. (blows whistle and "Toad Stands By" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Timmy: And from there on out...(notices Buttercup is asleep and kisses her forehead) Good night.

Quote 5

 * Blossom: Have either of you seen the Professor?
 * Nick: Heard you had a big tiff in the park with him. Dude's got a pretty cold attitude.
 * Jackie: Yeah, sometimes grown-ups don't listen very well.
 * Blossom: He most certainly DOES NOT have a cold attitude! He does everything I tell him! He's more than a professor! He's my father! And I won't let anybody talk bad about him!!!!
 * Jackie: Sorry.
 * Nick (in unison): Whoa, Chill.
 * (The two roll their carts out of the shed.)

Quote 6

 * Nick: I was SO CLOSE to winning. Only upside is I didn't wipeout or break my leg.
 * Billy: It's ok, Nick. There's always next year.
 * Nick: Maybe you should count me out. Would have liked winning.

Trivia

 * Professor Utonium guest stars in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Meets The Queen
 * 2) Special Attraction

Quote 1

 * Nick: Hey! Get your grubs off me!
 * Jackie: Nick, do you have your script?
 * Nick: As if. 'Sides, I'm too cool to be in some low-budget play. So lame.
 * Jackie: Fine. We'll do it ourselves. Ok, Blossom, I'm the princess, you're the wicked queen.

Quote 2

 * Blossom: Excuse me...ladies? He has such good manners.
 * Jackie: Maybe we should ask him to play the prince in our play. He'd be perfect.
 * Blossom: I don't know. But I wonder what a real prince is like.
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Blossom: Hi, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Hi, Blossom. Hey, Jackie.
 * Jackie: Timmy, have you ever met a real prince?
 * Timmy: Erm, sort of. But let's just say this prince isn't from around where we populate. (referring to Mark Chang) But Thomas has met lots of royal people with jewelry on their heads. He even once met the queen!
 * Blossom and Jackie: No way!
 * Timmy: Yeah way! (blows whistle and "Thomas Meets the Queen" begins)

Quote 3

 * Jackie: Timmy, could I speak to you about something?
 * Timmy: Sure, Jackie. Anything. I'm an open book.
 * Jackie: I think...I'm afraid I hurt someone's feelings.
 * Timmy: If I had to guess, I think Nick's taking it hard on how you've been giving more attention to that well-mannered kid instead of him.
 * Jackie: How do you know that?
 * Timmy: Because something like that once happened to a couple of my friends from the Island of Sodor. I'll fill you in on it. (blows whistle and "Special Attraction" begins)
 * (After story)
 * Jackie: I like that story. Percy and Toby were special attractions just by being themselves.
 * Timmy: Everyone's special...in their own special way that is.
 * Jackie: I guess Nick has to learn that he's a special attraction too.
 * (scene goes to Nick entering the shed where Felix was painting)


 * Nick: Yo. 'Sup, Felix?
 * Felix: Hi there, Nick.
 * Nick: Need a hand?
 * Felix: Sure. Grab a brush.
 * (Nick does so)

Trivia

 * This is the Series Finale.