Killer Klowns from Outer Space/Shrek

It was a cool summer day in the humid swamp. There was Shrek, making candles out of his own earwax, when he heard a bang from above. "What is that?" Donkey yelled from across the bog while he was taking care of his baby dronkies.

"I don't know," exclaimed Shrek, "but they better stay out of me swamp!"

A sudden burst of light shone through the clearing, burning away all the excess wet foliage. And then, clowns. Not just any clowns, killer clowns. Shrek didn't hesitate and lept into action. Sadly, the clowns overpowered him and took him into their spaceship to be dissected. Donkey, the most useless sidekick ever, cowered like a cowardly donkey inside Shrek's outhouse. The clowns disregarded Donkey and started cutting into Shrek's flesh with super clean sterile knives. "Be careful!" cried Shrek. "My skin is like an onion. It's layered!" The clowns started crying, but not out of sadness, but the stench of Shrek was awful.

"What is this vest made out of? Literal shit?" inquired one of the clowns.

"I think so, let us kill him now so we are out of our misery" the clown in charge commanded. Merely seconds before the kommander killer klown killed Shrek, Donkey arrived while riding his wife. Too bad he was too distracted to save Shrek, and slowly Shrek went into the Big Sleep with the thought that at least Donkey tried.

The End