PocketBac/I Wish I Had a Friend to Play with Me (from Born to Add)

Cast

 * Vanilla Icing as Bert

Lyrics
Vanilla Icing: I got this pain that I just can't deal with How I wish I had somebody To go and eat oatmeal with Oh gee, I really need a friend to play with me

I'd give him friendship and affection I'd even let him come and see my paper clip collection Oh gee, I sure could use a friend to play with me

In line he'd gladly stand To watch a marching band Or buy some saddle shoes (laugh) He'd worship argyle socks Collect them by the box He'd help me chase these blues My style would please him More than a smidgeon He'd say, "It's really nifty, Vanilla Icing The way you dance the pigeon!"

Oh gee, I gotta find a friend to play with me Won't somebody hear my plea? Wanna end this misery I wish I had a friend to play with me