Bowled Out Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to Bowled Out.

Characters

 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Duck
 * Donald and Douglas
 * Stepney
 * Class 40
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Edward (does not speak)
 * Thomas (cameo)
 * Percy (cameo)
 * Skarloey (cameo)
 * Sir Handel (cameo)
 * Rusty (cameo)
 * Bertie (cameo)

Transcript

 * George Carlin: Stepney's visit to Sir Topham Hatt's railway was coming to an end.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We shall miss you.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Then he turned his attention to all the other engines.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: My railway was very busy but I'm pleased with you, but you need help. A diesel was all was available. Please do your best to avoid any, uh, ahem, disturbances.
 * Duck: What does that mean?
 * George Carlin: Whispered Duck.
 * James: That means this diesel is difficult.
 * George Carlin: Snapped James. And he was. The diesel surveyed the shed.
 * The Diesel: Not bad. I've seen worse. At least you're all clean.
 * George Carlin: The engines glared.
 * The Diesel: It's not your fault, but Sir Topham Hatt should scrap you and get engines like me. A fill of oil, a touch of a start and I'm off. No bother, no waiting. They had to fuss round you for hours before you're ready.
 * George Carlin: The engines were furious! Next morning, they held an indignation meeting around the turntable.
 * Gordon: Disgraceful!
 * James: Disgusting!
 * Henry: Despicable!
 * Donald: To say such things to us.
 * George Carlin: Cried Donald and Douglas.
 * Douglas: It's too teach him a lesson we be wanting. But how do we do it?
 * George Carlin: Their chance came sooner and they expected. The diesel was purring comfortable. An inspector watch the fitter making final adjustments. The wind tugged the inspector's hat. The diesel was ready.
 * The Diesel: Look at me, Duck and Stepney. Now I'll show you something.
 * George Carlin: He rolled proudly toward his coaches. Then, it happened.
 * (The Diesel starts to make bad sounds and breaks down)
 * George Carlin: Shaking and spluttering, the diesel stopped. Meanwhile the inspector was looking for his hat. The diesel seethed through furious. Duck and Stepney pushed him back to the shed.
 * Inspector: My hat!
 * George Carlin: Explained the inspector.
 * Inspector: You've sucked it through your air intake!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Bother your hat. The heavy trains' due out. You have to take it, Duck. Stepney, will you help please?
 * Stepney: Thank you, sir.
 * George Carlin: Cried Stepney.
 * Stepney: I like a good long run on my last day.
 * George Carlin: The engines were soon ready.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Gordon will take over from halfway so get the train in there. Good luck.
 * Stepney: Don't worry.
 * George Carlin: Smiled Stepney.
 * Stepney: We'll get there and be early too.
 * George Carlin: The cavalcade moved carefully over the rails and out to the open line.
 * Stepney: Now for a sprint.
 * George Carlin: Puffed Stepney.
 * Duck: I'm ready when you are.
 * George Carlin: Replied Duck. Soon they were whizzing through Edward's station. At next, they charged at Gordon's Hill beyond. They felt the drag of the heavy coaches here. It was hard work. At last they were running smoothly along the line toward the big station.
 * Gordon: Hello, you're early!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: That's one of the headlamp for old diesel.
 * Stepney: James says he's sick as boiler sludge and sulking in the shed.
 * Gordon: Serves him right were saying were out of date!
 * George Carlin: And Gordon chortled away. Next day, everyone came to say goodbye to Stepney.
 * Engines: Come back and see you soon!
 * George Carlin: Whistled the engines.
 * Stepney: And you're always welcome at my bluebell railway too.
 * George Carlin: Replied Stepney. Then he puffed away. What about diesel? He'd slipped out when no one was looking. But he left two things behind: a rather nasty smell and a battered bowler hat.