Sesame Street Crayons/One and One Make Two (from Numbers!)

Cast

 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie
 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert

Lyrics
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hey, Zoe Zingy Orange. I'm home!

Zoe: Oh, hi there, old buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow. How nice to see you.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, thanks, Zoe Zingy Orange. I was just wondering...

Zoe Zingy Orange: I mean, it's really good to see you, old buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, well, thanks, Zoe Zingy Orange. Hey, you know, I was wondering...

Zoe Zingy Orange: And do you know why it's really good to see you? I'll tell you why. Because I was just sitting here thinking how nice it is when two people get together.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, that's nice, Zoe Zingy Orange. Hey...

Zoe Zingy Orange: You know, it's really special when two people get together, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Let me tell you about it. (singing) Oh, the number one is not my favorite number ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: why? ) 'Cause one means only me and there's no you ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: aw, Zoe Zingy Orange ) But one plus one you see Makes two, that's you and me And it's more fun when one and one make two ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: yeah )

Oh, one and one make two At least I'm pretty sure they do Oh yes it's true One and one make two ( Big Bird: That's a nice song and I think I understand too )

Now, say you want to play upon a seesaw You're all alone and don't know what to do ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: well, what would I do, Zoe Zingy Orange? ) Well, just go and find a friend And he'll sit on the other end You'll have more fun when one and one make two Come on and sing with me, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Zoe Zingy Orange and Big Bird Feather Yellow : Oh, one and one make two At least I'm pretty sure they do Oh yes it's true One and one make two

Zoe Zingy Orange: (spoken) Now, Big Bird Feather Yellow, here's my favorite reason for liking the number two. (singing) Now, everyone needs somebody to share with A pal to help and care for through and through ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: yeah ) And there's no one that I've known Who can do those things alone It's a lot nicer when one and one make two ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah. Let's sing harmony! )

Zoe Zingy Orange and Big Bird Feather Yellow : One and one make two At least I'm pretty sure they do Oh yes it's true One and one make two (Zoe Zingy Orange: One more time!) Oh, one and one make two At least I'm pretty sure they do Oh yes it's true One and one make two I said, it's true ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: yeah ) One and one make two They certainly do One and one make two-oo-ooh! (both laughing)

Zoe Zingy Orange: You know, Big Bird Feather Yellow. It's really true. It really is nicer when two people get together.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, I know it is, Zoe Zingy Orange. And that's why I was trying to ask you before if you wanted to play a game of checkers with me.

Zoe Zingy Orange: You mean you and me together playing a game of checkers?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Right!

Zoe Zingy Orange: You mean you and my good old buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow, just old buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow and Zoe Zingy Orange, Zoe Zingy Orange and Big Bird Feather Yellow together playing a nice quiet game of checkers?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Right, Zoe Zingy Orange! How about it? Huh?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Sorry, Big Bird Feather Yellow. I can't.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: You can't?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Nope. I've gotta go meet my friend Gerard. Gerard and I are going to meet in the park and play. I'll see you later, Big Bird Feather Yellow!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Gerard?