Quotes from Thomas/TUGS

A list of quotes from Thomas/TUGS.

Sir Topham Hatt's Big Announcement
Sir Topham Hatt (Narrating): "I remember the day we got our first big break, it started like most; at dawn."

Sir Topham Hatt: "Good morning, Steam Team. Today I charted a new engine to help out with the extra work. He's from East Valley. Thomas, he'll be working with you. Show him the ropes."

Thomas: "Right, Sir Topham Hatt. What's his name?"

Sir Topham Hatt: "Percy."

James: "Percy? Only good for railway work, is he?"

Thomas: "Not bright in your upper bit, James.

James: "I resent that!"

Announcer: "Settle down. Give Percy a chance. Now for the really good news; after a lot of hard bargaining, it looks like I've managed to land the contract for one of the most important trains around; the Special Train! When she arrives this afternoon, the Steam Team will bring her in for a visit, but first, we've got to prove ourselves. Toby, you're in charge."

Toby: "Aye aye, sir!"

Announcer: "Gordon."

Gordon: "Sir."

Sir Topham Hatt: "You're leading."

Gordon: "Right."

Sir Topham Hatt: "James, Henry, you're on the side push."

James: "Not you, Thomas, this is no work for tank enginess."

Thomas: "Oh, all right."

Henry: "Yeah, that's right, big engines only, Thomas."

Thomas: "Make sure you don't bump into her, Henry."

Sir Topham Hatt: "On your way, Thomas. Show Percy how to get the work done, and fast."

Thomas: "Yeah, right, okay, then."

Sir Topham Hatt: "Now, the rest of you, I want you all finished early so you can make yourselves spic and span for the Special Train this afternoon."

James: "Oh, no..."

The Barber's Big Announcement
Sir Topham Hatt (Narrating): "Our biggest rival in those days was the Barber. With his DAB-Stacks, he was always looking for ways to get further ahead.

Barber: "Now listen to me, and listen good! The Steam Team are about to get the Special Train's contract, and I'm not happy."

Diesel: "We're not smiling, Barber!"

Barber: "I'm glad you don't find it funny, Diesel. Now I want that contract, and you're going to get it for me!"

Ben: "But how? I thought that..."

Barber: "I don't expect you to think! You're a team, the best, the better looking, more powerful, and dare I say, more devious."

Bert: "I like that bit about better looking!"

Ben: "Yes, but what's devious?"

Barber: "What's devious is what's necessary to make an honest living in these days of corruption and bad business ethics! Now get the lead out and get the Special Train's contract, there's no time to lose!"

Diesel: "No problem, that bunch of claptrap soapbox cars are gonna find they missed the Special Train or my name's not Diesel!"

Ben: "But it is Diesel, isn't it?"

Diesel and Bert meet Dennis
Diesel: "Well, look what the diesel dragged in, Dennis. Ha!"

Dennis: "Hey, you guys, I need a tow."

Bert: "We don't accept bananas as payment."

Dennis: "Eh, big shots. You towing the Special Train or something?"

Diesel: "What do you know about it, you South American waste of space?"

Dennis: "What I know, I sit around waiting for nobody to tow me. The Special Train, She come in this morning, suddenly, everybody busy."

Bert: "But the Special Train isn't due till this afternoon!"

Diesel: "Shut up, derby brain! Come on!"

Dennis: "Hey, hey, what a day. I gotta get a tow and unload these bananas."

Barber: "You sure about this?"

Diesel: "Seen it with my own eyes."

Bert: "Yeah, we both seen it."

Barber: "Couldn't have better. Now I want that contract, and you are going to get it for me."

Diesel: "Yes, sir!"

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