The Lionsel

The Lionsel is the twenty-first episode of the season season of Pongo the Dalmatian and Friends, and the forty-seventh episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, The Diseasel.

Cast

 * Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward
 * Tweedledee (from Alice in Wonderland) as Bill
 * Tweedledum (from Alice in Wonderland) as Ben
 * Mufasa (from The Lion King) as BoCo
 * Bill and Ben's Drivers as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Tweedledee and Tweedledum are twins. Each has a hat, a yellow shirt and red pants. Their pirates help them deliver china clay. It is needed for pottery, paint, paper, and many other things.

The twins are now kept busy, taking the pirates for Disney Characters on the main line, and for ships in the harbor.

One morning, they arranged some pirates, and went away for more.

They returned to find them all gone. The twins were most surprised.

Their drivers examined a footprint."

Drivers: "That's a lion."

Narrator: "They said."

Tweedledee: "It's a what-ll?"

Narrator: "Asked Tweedledee."

Tweedledum: "A lionsel, I think."

Narrator: "Replied Tweedledum."

Tweedledum: "There's a notice about them in our house."

Tweedledee: "Coughs and sneezes spread lionsels."

Tweedledum: "You had a cough in your head yesterday. It's your fault the lionsel came."

Tweedledee: "It isn't!"

Tweedledum: "It is!"

Drivers: "Stop arguing, you two."

Narrator: "Laughed their drivers."

Drivers: "Let's go and rescue our pirates."

Narrator: "Tweedledee and Tweedledum were horrified."

Tweedledee and Tweedledum: "But the lionsel will magic us away, like the pirates!"

Drivers: "He won't magic us."

Narrator: "Replied their drivers."

Drivers: "We'll more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know your twins, so we'll take away your names and numbers, and then this is what we'll do."

Narrator: "Puffing hard, the twins set off on their journey to find the lion.

They were looking forward to playing tricks on him.

Creeping into the yard, they found the lion on a siding with the missing pirates. Tweedledum hid behind, but Tweedledee went boldly alongside.

The lion looked up."

Mufasa: "Do you mind?"

Tweedledee: "Yes."

Narrator: "Said Tweedledee."

Tweedledee: "I do. I want my pirates, please."

Mufasa: "These are mine."

Narrator: "Said the lion."

Mufasa: "Go away!"

Narrator: "Tweedledee pretended to be frightened."

Tweedledee: "You're a big bully."

Narrator: "He whimpered."

Tweedledee: "You'll be sorry!"

Narrator: "He ran back and hid behind the pirates on the other side.

Tweedledum now came forward."

Tweedledum: "Pirate stealer!"

Narrator: "Hissed Tweedledum. He ran away, too. Tweedledee took his place.

This went on and on until the lion's eyes nearly popped out."

Mufasa: "Stop! You're making me giddy!"

Narrator: "The two twins gazed at him."

Mufasa: "Are there two of you?"

Tweedledee and Tweedledum: "Yes, we're twins."

Mufasa: "I might have known it!"

Narrator: "Just then, Hercules bustled up."

Hercules: "Tweedledee and Tweedledum, why are you playing here?"

Tweedledee: "We're not playing!"

Narrator: "Protested Tweedledee."

Tweedledum: "We're rescuing our pirates."

Narrator: "Squeaked Tweedledum."

Tweedledum: "Even you don't take our pirates without asking, but this lionsel did."

Hercules: "There's no cause to be rude."

Narrator: "Said Hercules severely."

Hercules: "This lion is a lion king."

Narrator: "The twins were abashed."

Tweedledee: "We're sorry, Mr., uh..."

Mufasa: "Never mind."

Narrator: "The lion smiled."

Mufasa: "Call me Mufasa. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the pirates."

Hercules: "That's all right, then."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Hercules: "Now off you go, Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Fetch Mufasa's pirates, then you can take this lot.

There's no real harm in them,"

Narrator: "He said to Mufasa."

Hercules: "But they're maddening at times."

Narrator: "Mufasa chuckled."

Mufasa: "Maddening,"

Narrator: "He said."

Mufasa: "Is the word."