The Loud House/Poltergeist in the Closet (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Lynn Sr. as Homer
 * Luan as Bart (genderbent role)

Transcript

 * Lynn Sr.: (steps on floorboard on the stair) Squeaky stair here. (Points at a portrait of Pop-Pop but with a weird face) Scary portrait there. (Touches the doorknob to the closet) Poltergeist in the closet. (Opens the door to see Luan wearing a white bedsheet over her head with two holes cut out for eyes)
 * Luan: (lets out a ghostly moan) I died when Lynn Sr. sat on me!
 * Lynn Sr.: Why you little! (chokes and strangled Luan) I'm the victim here!