Thomas/Grim Grinning Ghosts

Cast

 * Diesel as Ghost Host
 * Edward as Ned Nub
 * Thomas as Uncle Theodore
 * Gordon as Rollo Rumkin
 * Percy as Phineas Pock
 * Toby as Cousin Al
 * Duck as Gus
 * Diesel 10 as The Executioner
 * Emily as British Woman
 * Henry as British Man
 * James as the Headless Knight

Lyrics
Diesel: When hinges creak in doorless chambers And strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still That is the time when ghosts are present Practicing their terror with ghoulish delight

Thomas: When the crypt doors creak, and the tombstones quake Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby: Spooks come out for a swinging wake Thomas: Happy haunts materialize Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby: And begin to vocalize Thomas, Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby: Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Thomas: Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby: Or a silly spook may sit by your side Thomas: Shrouded in a daft disguise Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby: They pretend to terrorize Thomas, Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby: Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Thomas: As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby: Spooks arrive for the midnight spree Thomas: Creepy creeps with eerie eyes Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby:: Start to shriek and harmonize Thomas, Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby: Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Thomas: When you hear the knell of a requiem bell Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby: Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell Thomas: Restless bones etherialize Edward, Gordon, Percy and Toby: Rise as spooks of every size Thomas: Mwahahahahahahahaha!

Emily: When the crypt doors creak, and the tombstones quake Spooks come out for a swinging wake Happy haunts materialize And begin to vocalize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Henry: Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide Or a silly spook may sit by your side Shrouded in a daft disguise Emily: They pretend to terrorize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Henry: As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree Spooks arrive for the midnight spree Creepy creeps with eerie eyes Start to shriek and harmonize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Emily: When you hear the knell of a requiem bell Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell Restless bones etherialize Rise as spooks of every size Oh, yes they did

When the crypt doors creak, and the tombstones quake Spooks come out for a swinging wake Happy haunts materialize And begin to vocalize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide Or a silly spook may sit by your side Shrouded in a daft disguise They pretend to terrorize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree Spooks arrive for the midnight spree Creepy creeps with eerie eyes Start to shriek and harmonize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

When you hear the knell of a requiem bell Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell Restless bones etherialize Rise as spooks of every size Mwahahahahahahahaha!

If you would like to join our jamboree There's a simple rule that's compulsory Mortals pay a token fee Rest in peace, the haunting's free So hurry back we would like your company

Rosie: Hurry back...hurry back... Be sure to bring your death certificate If you decide to join us Make final arrangements now We've been...dying...to have you