Thomas's Fun and TUGS's Fancy Free - UbiSoftFan94 - Storyline and Quotes - Including Full Story.

Cast

 * Thomas as Jiminy Cricket (Thomas and Jiminy Cricket are both small and both the main heroes of this show) - Cliff Edwards
 * Caroline as Cleo (Both have the same letter C)
 * S.C.Ruffey as The Big Cat - Clarence Nash
 * Casey Jr. (from Disney's Dumbo/Casey Jr. and Friends) as Bongo
 * Tillie (from The Little Engine That Could) as Lulubelle (Casey Jr has a crush on Tillie, just like Bongo has a crush on Lulubelle, because Tillie and Lulubelle are both beautiful and both fall in love with Casey Jr and Bongo)
 * Cerebus (from The Little Engine That Could "2011 Film") as Lumpjaw (Casey Jr and Bongo are both angry with Cerberus and Lumpjaw, because they are both big, strong, evil, and mean to Casey Jr and Bongo) - Candy Candido
 * Spencer, Duncan, Den, Dart, Norman, Paxton, Sidney, Bill, Ben, Zorran (Salty's Lighthouse), Zebedee (Salty's Lighthouse), Zak (Salty's Lighthouse), Zug (Salty's Lighthouse), and Zip (Salty's Lighthouse) as The Other Bears (Spencer, Duncan, Den, Dart, Norman, Paxton, Sidney, Bill, Ben, and the Bears are all bad and later good)
 * Hercules (from TUGS) as Edgar Bergen
 * Lillie Lightship (from TUGS) as Luana Patten
 * Grampus (from TUGS) as Charlie as McCarthy - Edgar Bergen
 * Ten Cents (from TUGS) as Mortimer Snerd - Edgar Bergen
 * Mavis as The Cow
 * Murdoch as Mickey Mouse (Murdoch and Mickey Mouse both have their names beginning with letter 'M') - Walt Disney and Jimmy MacDonald
 * James as Donald Duck (James and Donald Duck are both vain) - Clarence Nash
 * Toby as Goofy Goof (Toby and Goofy Goof are both wise and kind) - Pinto Colvig
 * Emily as The Golden Harp (Emily and The Golden Harp are both beautiful) - Anita Gordon
 * Duck, Oliver, Stepney, Stanley, Whiff, Scruff, Charlie, Bash, Dash, Ferdinand, Edward, and Lady as the Crows - The King's Men, The Starlighters, and The Dinning Sisters
 * Stephen as The Scarecrow
 * Diesel 10 as Willy the Giant (Diesel 10 and Willy the Giant are both big, strong, and evil to Murdoch, James, Toby, Emily, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy Goof, and The Golden Harp) - Billy Gilbert
 * Dennis, Arry, Bert, Splatter, Dodge, D261, and Diesel as The Dragonflies
 * Molly as The Narrator - Dinah Shore
 * Hector as Fish

Quotes

 * Thomas: [singing] Don't cross a bridge or peak 'round the corner until you're there. / Just learn to smile, and in a while, you'll find trouble's a bubble of air.
 * Thomas: Now, some folks like the heavy stuff with titles five feet wide. Not me, I'm always out for fun. I like the lighter side, yes, sir!
 * Thomas: You know, you worry too much. In fact, everybody worries too much.
 * Thomas: Never saw such a dismal pair. A deadpan doll and a droopy bear.
 * Thomas: Life is a song - happy, gay. So let's have some music. Come on! What do you say?
 * Molly: This is the story of three bears.
 * Thomas: Yeah, I know. The mama bear, the papa bear, and the itsy-bitsy baby bear.
 * Molly: Oh, but it's not the story you expect.
 * Molly: Naturally, you'd think he'd be handled with kid gloves, treated like a king, and pampered like a baby. But, no! He was tossed around like an old shoe. Casey Jr, the circus train, in the gilded cage.
 * Thomas: Three is a crowd, they say, so I'll drop back another day.
 * Hercules: Now, Lillie, how would you like another piece of cake or some ice cream?
 * Lillie Lightship: No, thank you. I'm full up.
 * Hercules: Some candy?
 * Grampus: Care for a cigar?
 * Lillie Lightship: Me?
 * [everyone laughs]
 * Hercules: How about you, Mortimer?
 * Ten Cents: Uh... I don't smoke.
 * Hercules: I don't mean that.
 * Hercules: Once upon a time, long long ago...
 * Grampus: Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.
 * Hercules: No longer was the valley happy, for without the magic of the harp, all was misery, misery, misery.
 * Grampus: Just like the eighth grade.
 * Hercules: Naught left but beans.
 * Grampus: Ahem. Bean, you mean.
 * Hercules: If it were one man and three beans... I mean, one bean and three men.
 * Grampus: Well, at least there are no bones in it.
 * Toby: [singing] Lots of starches, / Lots of greens, / Fancy chocolate-covered...
 * Murdoch: Beans!
 * Toby: What d'you mean, "beans"?
 * Murdoch: Yeah, fellows. I sold the cow for some magic beans!
 * James: What?! Beans? [goes crazy]
 * Murdoch: Whoa, James! These are not ordinary beans! They're magic beans! If you plant these beans in the light of a full moon, do you know what'll happen?
 * James: Yes! We get more beans!
 * Ten Cents: [referring to giant footprints] Oh, gosh! Who made them?
 * Grampus: Well, it wasn't Cinderella.
 * Diesel 10: [ pointing at one of the lines on his hand ] But what's this here? What is it? What is it?
 * Murdoch: Uh-oh! I can't believe it!
 * Diesel 10: Is it bad?
 * Murdoch: Why, i-i-it says here that you can change yourself into anything!
 * Diesel 10: Sure, sure! You wanna see me? I can change myself into the darndest things! Go on, gimme somethin'. Anything!
 * Murdoch: Anything?
 * Diesel 10: Anything!
 * Hercules: See? Mickey never misses a trick. He's got a good idea.
 * Murdoch: Well, uh. Can you change into a fly?
 * Diesel 10: A cute, teeny-weeny, itsy-bitsy housefly?
 * Murdoch: That's it! A housefly!
 * Diesel 10: Aww, you don't want a fly! How about a bunny with long, pink ears?
 * Murdoch: Huh?! Well, of course, if you can't do a fly, why, uh...
 * Diesel 10: All right. A fly.
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">[ <span class="fine" style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">suddenly loudly <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">]
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">Diesel 10: WHY?
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">Murdoch: Well, uh... because.
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">Diesel 10: Okay. A teeny-weeny fly... with pink wings! Now for the magic wordies. Fe, fi, fo, fum. He, hi, ho, hum. I'm a most amazing guy. Te, ti, te, ti, te, ti.
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">[ <span class="fine" style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">transforms into a bunny <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">]
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">Diesel 10: You sure you don't want a pink bunny?
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">[ <span class="fine" style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">notices that Murdoch, James and Toby have a fly swatter <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">]
 * <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;">Diesel 10: Hey, what is this? You think you fool Willie.
 * Diesel 10: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum... I smell...
 * Grampus: You're telling us.
 * Grampus: Well, James may be nuts, but has got the right idea to kill the cow.
 * Lillie Lightship: Oh, no, Grampus! The cow was their best friend.
 * Grampus: Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
 * Hercules: So what?
 * Grampus: So, they need some steak.
 * Ten Cents: No! If you're gonna kill the cow, I don't wanna hear the rest of the story!
 * Hercules: To think that this was once Happy Valley.
 * Grampus: Now it's Gruesome Gulch.
 * Hercules: Days pass, weeks pass.
 * Grampus: I pass. You deal.
 * Hercules: But why did Diesel 10 want to steal poor Emily?
 * Grampus: Because he was cruel and selfish. He didn't care what happened to the valley. He just wanted someone to sing him to sleep.
 * Ten Cents: Well, why didn't he turn on the radio?
 * Hercules: Well, they didn't have radios in those days.
 * Grampus: Yeah. That's why they called it Happy Valley.
 * Lillie Lightship: (Diesel, Dennis, Arry, Bert, Splatter, Dodge, and D261 roll by) Ooh, dragonflies!
 * Grampus: Yeah. A-flyin' front and draggin' behind.
 * [Murdoch is pressed between a wall and the giant's jewelry box]
 * Grampus: Anybody wanna buy a tall, thin mouse?
 * Hercules: No, thank you. Uh, I mean, no.
 * Hercules: Things look pretty dark for our heroes.
 * Grampus: Looks like their goose is cooked.
 * Hercules: No. There's still a chance. Don't forget, there's still Emily. She knows the giant's weakness.
 * Grampus: She could be my weakness.
 * [Diesel 10 is sniffing around his table while Murdoch, James, and Toby are trying to avoid getting caught]
 * Grampus: Hey, Diesel 10! You're getting warmer! They're behind the pot, you stupid fool!
 * Hercules: [as the beanstalk climbs into the stratosphere] And all through the night, it grew onward and upward.
 * Grampus: That thing is a menace to aviation.
 * Hercules: Yes, the voice of Emily casts a magic spell of joy and prosperity over the valley, although it's too good to last.
 * Grampus: I knew there was a catch in it.
 * Hercules: For one day...
 * Grampus: They built a school house.
 * Hercules: No, no. Well, not quite.
 * Lillie Lightship: What happened to all the people?
 * Hercules: Well, suppose we look in on these humble peasants.
 * Ten Cents: Is that a peasant?
 * Grampus: No, you button brain! That's Mavis!
 * Lillie Lightship: Well, at least they had milk.
 * Hercules: Well, she used to be a good milker, but now...
 * Grampus: She's an udder failure.
 * Hercules: Are you listening, Mortimer?
 * Ten Cents: Uh... Happy Valley?
 * Edgar Bergen: That's right, yes. Now, just try to imagine it. Can't you just close your eyes and see it?
 * Ten Cents: Well, I can't see very good with my eyes closed. My eyelids get in the way.
 * Hercules: Well, you create a picture in your mind's eye.
 * Mortimer Snerd: Oh.
 * Grampus: That's not easy for him. His mind gets in the way.
 * Hercules: Just look at that miserable creature. Doggedly struggling to maintain life. A gaunt, lean bag of bones and feathers. Truly a picture of despair. But James doesn't whimper. He doesn't give up.
 * James: Oh, shut up, you idiot! I can't stand it!
 * Diesel 10: Pot roast! Chocolate pot roast, with stispacio... with dismashnee... with dismash... with green gravy.
 * Grampus: [Toby's wagons are falling lose] Ha! Caught with his pants...
 * Hercules [sternly] Grampus..
 * Grampus: Caught with his pants...
 * Hercules: Charlie!
 * Grampus: Well, his slip was showing.
 * Diesel 10: [lifts the roof off of Edgar Bergen's house] Hey, has anybody seen anything of a teensy-weensy, little mouse?
 * Hercules: No, I haven't... [faints]
 * Lillie Lightship: Oh, Hercules!
 * Grampus: Hercules, speak to me! Speak to me!
 * Diesel 10: What's the matter with him? Something he ate?
 * Ten Cents: No, it's uh, it's a fig... fig... figmentation of his imagination.
 * Diesel 10: No!
 * Ten Cents: Yeah. Well, good night, Diesel 10. Don't slam the roof. You might wake Hercules. [laughs]
 * Hercules: Well, what shall we do now? Any suggestions?
 * Grampus: How would you like to go down to the city dump and watch me slug rats?
 * Hercules: Certainly not. How would you like to hear me tell a story?
 * Lillie Lightship: Oh, I'd love it. Wouldn't you, Charlie?
 * Grampus: Well, I, uh... no.
 * Hercules: This is a story that everyone should know.
 * Grampus: Yes, but not everyone should tell it, and you know who.
 * Hercules: I'm going to tell it anyway. Now, many, many years ago...
 * Grampus: I think I'll go out and wind the sundial. [tries to get up and leave, but Hercules stops him]
 * Hercules: You'll stay right here.
 * Lillie Lightship: What did the giant look like?
 * Hercules: Well, he was, oh... I'll try and show you. [He turns on a lamp and aims it at the wall]
 * Hercules: He looked something like this. [Makes a shadow puppet of a pig]
 * Ten Cents: Looks like my pig, Snedly.
 * Grampus: Never mind the self-portraits.
 * Hercules: Well, no, that isn't right. He looked more like... More like this. [Makes a shadow puppet of Diesel 10]
 * Diesel 10: There he is now. And the giant came home for dinner, roaring...
 * Grampus: [Steps in front of spotlight] ... drunk.
 * Hercules: [as Willie] I was not!
 * Hercules: [Normal] I mean, he was not.
 * Hercules:: [as Willie] No.
 * Hercules: Down the castle hall he came, roaring..."Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum!"
 * Hercules: Now it was called Happy Valley because everyone who lived there was happy.
 * Grampus: No! Well, there's a hunk of logic for you.
 * Hercules: This was the biggest adventure of their lives. Forgotten was their hunger, forgotten was their fear. It took courage to scale these massive steps, to make this journey into the unknown. But these stout-hearted lads never faltered. Three minds but with a single thought: What mystery lurked within those cold, forbidding walls? What strange spell hovered over this gloomy place? [Mickey knocks on door]
 * Hercules: Will no one answer? Are they walking into a trap? Do they go in?
 * Grampus: You know, you could stand some rehersal on this story.
 * Hercules: [Mortimer is crying because Willie got killed] What I'm trying to explain, Grampus, is that Diesel 10 didn't actually exist.
 * Ten Cents: No?
 * Hercules: No. He's a metaphysical phenomenon of your subconscious mind, a phantasmagoria of your mental faculties.
 * Ten Cents: Yeah?
 * Hercules: In other words, just a figment of your imagination.
 * Ten Cents: No!
 * Hercules: Yes. So there's nothing to be upset about.
 * Grampus: [wearing a mustache; growling] I'm a giant!
 * Hercules: You are not. You're nothing of the kind.
 * Grampus: Well, I'm a small giant.
 * Hercules: No, you're not!
 * Grampus: I'm, uh... I'm tougher than forty men!
 * Hercules: You're not.
 * Grampus: Well, er... twenty men.
 * Hercules: No.
 * Grampus: No? Ten men?
 * Hercules: Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Grampus? Why do you act like that?
 * Grampus: I don't know. I guess it's just a stage I'm going through.
 * Hercules: Well, take off that mustache. [pulls mustache off Charlie's face]
 * Grampus: Ow!
 * Hercules: Now go over there and behave yourself!
 * Grampus: Yes, sir. Everything I do is wrong.
 * Thomas: [reading in a newspaper] Here, just look at the morning paper. Turn to any page. You'll find the whole world worryin' about some future age. But why get so excited? What's gonna be is gonna be. The end of the world's been comin' since 1903. That's, uh, B.C., of course.
 * [Diesel 10 prepares himself a sandwich]
 * Diesel 10: Feedee! [Slices some cheese, taking Murdoch but narrowly avoiding Toby]
 * Diesel 10: Fidee! [Takes a chicken leg]
 * Diesel 10: Fodee! [Takes some onions, narrowly missing James]
 * Diesel 10: Fum! [Pours pepper on his sandwich. Murdoch sneezes the contents on Diesel 10's face]
 * Murdoch: Gesundheit! [laughs]
 * Thomas: [comes across an envelope] Miss Lillie Lightship? [walks off] Hmm, well! Of course, it's not cricket to read other folk's mail, but... [stops in his tracks and sees an invitation] A party? [opens and reads] "Tonight! The house across the street. Grampus, Ten Cents, and Hercules." Hmm. Never heard of him. "Please come." Why, I'd be delighted!
 * Lillie Lightship: Isn't that a wonderful trick?
 * Grampus: Yes, indeed. Yes. I wish I could enjoy my first childhood as much as he enjoys his second.
 * Murdoch: How'd you get here?
 * Emily: I was kidnapped by that wicked Diesel 10!
 * Murdoch: Oh. What?! A giant?
 * Ten Cents: A giant?
 * Lillie Lightship: A giant?
 * Thomas: A giant?
 * Hercules: Bigger than forty men!
 * Ten Cents Oh, no!
 * Hercules: An ogre who had the power to turn himself into anything, man or beast!
 * Thomas: That calls for a drink!
 * [Murdoch has retrieved the key to the jewel box from Diesel 10's pocket and has climbed back up to the box]
 * James: He made it!
 * Toby: He did? [looks through keyhole] Here he comes with the key!
 * James: [looking through keyhole] Let me have it, Murdoch! [the key goes through the keyhole and hits Donald, knocking him over]
 * Molly: [talking about Casey Jr] He was a circus engine. He was born in the circus, grew up in the circus, in fact, Casey Jr was the star of the circus. Why, he could juggle and dance while on a trapeze; walk a tightrope with the greatest of ease. In jujitsu, he was beyond compare; once threw a bull at the county fair; super at wrestling and lifting weights; outboxed the champs of seventeen states. They all packed in from near and far to see this death-defying star. With mouths wide open, they watched his ascent as he daringly climbed to the top of the tent. Then for a grand climax, he would gracefully plunge three hundred feet into a wet sponge.
 * Hercules: Yes, it was one of nature's garden spots, nestled among the green, rolling hills. Can't you see the lovely brook as it flows through the valley?
 * Ten Cents: Mmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
 * Hercules: The winding roads, line with stately trees.
 * Ten Cents: Trees. Yeah.
 * Hercules: Lush fields and prosperous farms dot the landscape.
 * Ten Cents: L-Landscape. Yeah.
 * Hercules: And high on a hilltop overlooking the valley, shining like a jewel, stands...
 * Ten Cents: My red barn.
 * Hercules: No, no. It was something much nicer. It was a majestic castle.
 * Theodore Tugboat:: Well, good night,
 * Lillie Lightship: Good night, Theodore.
 * Theodore: Bonne nuit, Mortimer.
 * Ten Cents: Uh... ma'am?
 * Theodore Tugboat: Bonne nuit.
 * Ten Cents: Oh, yes, ma'am. Yeah, yeah. Bunny. Uh bunny, bunny wee, bunny wee. Bun-Uh... uh, I don't know no bunny wee.

Storyline

 * This film features two segments: Casey Jr and Murdoch and the Beanstalk.
 * Thomas first appears as he puffs around along his branch line past Caroline, who is waiting at the level crossing, and passing S.C.Ruffey, who is being shunted out of the way, until Thomas happens to stumble upon a doll, a teddy bear, a record player, and some records, and sets it up to play the story of Casey Jr.
 * This segment is based on an original story by Sinclair Lewis, following a little circus engine, who wishes to live free in the wild.
 * Casey Jr is raised in captivity and greatly praised for his performances, but poorly treated off stage.
 * As such, while travelling by train, his natural instincts urge him to break free.
 * Once he does and enters a forest, it takes about a day before his idealistic assessment of his new living situation is shattered to let him face with some hard conditions.
 * The next morning however he meets a little female engine, Tillie. The two of them fall in love, but however, Casey is immediately faced with a romantic rival in the brutish, enormously-shaped Cerberus.
 * Casey fails to interpret Tillie slapping him as a sign of affection and when she accidentally slaps Cerberus, he claims her for himself, forcing all other bears into a celebration for the "happy" new couple.
 * Casey comes to understand the meaning of slapping one another among wild bears and returns to challenge Cerberus.
 * He manages to outwit Cerberus for most of their fight until the two fall into a river and go over a waterfall.
 * While Cerberus is swept away, Casey's weapon saves him from falling down and forces him to finally claim Tillie as his mate.
 * This segment is an adaptation of Jack and the Beanstalk with Murdoch, James, and Toby as peasants who discover temperamental Diesel 10's castle in the sky through the use of some magic beans.
 * Murdoch and the Beanstalk is narrated by Hercules in live-action sequences, who, with the help of his ventriloquist's dummies Grampus and Ten Cents, told the tale to child actress Lillie Lightship at her birthday party.
 * Murdoch, James, and Toby live in a place called "Happy Valley", which is plagued by a severe drought, after Emily who sings to make people happy, is stolen from a nearby castle in Happy Valley.
 * The residents have nothing to eat except one loaf of bread; in a memorable scene the bread is cut into paper-thin slices.
 * When James attempts to kill Mavis with an axe, Murdoch decides to trade Mavis for money to buy food.
 * Toby and James are excited that they'll be able to eat until Murdoch comes back and reveals he traded in their beloved bovine for magic beans.
 * Thinking that Murdoch is being ricked, James furiously throws the beans through a hole in the floor.
 * However, it turns out the beans are magic as later that night, a beanstalk sprouted and carries (and rips apart) their house upward as it grows.
 * Climbing the gigantic beanstalk they enter a magical kingdom of equal scope, and entering the castle, Murdoch, James, and Toby help themselves to a sumptuous feast.
 * This rouses the ire of Diesel 10, who is able to transform himself into anything.
 * When they are spotted by Diesel 10, Mickey spots a fly-swatter and asks Diesel 10 to demonstrate his powers, by turning into a fly.
 * Diesel 10 initially suggests turning into a pink bunny, but when he agrees to their request, he turns into a pink bunny anyway, and spots Murdoch, James, and Toby with the fly-swatter.
 * Disappointed and angry, Diesel 10 captures Murdoch, James, and Toby and locks them in a box to keep them from causing anymore tricks.
 * Murdoch however escapes.
 * It is up to Mickey to find the key and rescue them, with the help of Emily.
 * Once freed, the hapless heroes return Emily to her rightful place and Happy Valley to its former glory and destroying Diesel 10 by chopping down the beanstalk (the ending is never seen but mentioned to be a happy ending).
 * The cartoon ends with Diesel 10 stomping through Hollywood looking for Murdoch.
 * Before the scene closes, Diesel 10 notices The Brown Derby restaurant and picks up the building looking for Murdoch.
 * Diesel 10 notices the restaurant looks like a hat, places it on his head, and stomps off with the HOLLYWOOD lights blinking in the background.

Scenes

 * Thomas/Fun and Fancy Free Parody Scene 1.
 * Thomas/Fun and Fancy Free Parody Scene 2.
 * Thomas/Fun and Fancy Free Parody Scene 3.
 * Thomas/Fun and Fancy Free Parody Scene 4.
 * Thomas/Fun and Fancy Free Parody Scene 5.
 * Thomas/Fun and Fancy Free Parody Scene 6.
 * Thomas/Fun and Fancy Free Parody Scene 7.
 * Thomas/Fun and Fancy Free Parody Scene 8.