Fraggle Rock Crayons/Hee Hee Ha Ha (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Red Fraggle Yellow as Big Bird
 * Pa Gorg Purple as Harvey Kneeslapper
 * Boober Blue as Herry Monster

Lyrics
Red Fraggle Yellow: Is everybody ready?

All of the other Muppets: Yeah!

Red Fraggle Yellow: What's the next letter of the alphabet?

All of the other Muppets: "H"!

Red Fraggle Yellow: O.K. Let's everyone sing this one. Here we go. (Music starts) The letter "H" song with all those funny words that start up with a "huh" sound. Pa Gorg Purple, you go first.

Pa Gorg Purple: O.K. Here it goes. (laughs) Great. A hamster ate a handkerchief, a hammer and a hoe He ate a hundred herring and a hawk who said "Hello" This hamster ate a pickle jar, a house and then a log And then he got the hiccups and he turned into a hog! (Ah! Ah! Ah! laughs)

Pa Gorg Purple, Boober Blue and Bert Yellow : Ha ha ha ha ho ho hee That's about as funny as it can be Hee hee hee hee ha ha ho  "H" is the letter that we love so!

Pa Gorg Purple: O.K., Boober Blue. It's your turn.

Boober Blue: Got it now. Here we go. A horse named Harvey Highersoup was hiking up the hill And then he met a halibut who went to Honkerville He had to play harmonica, and honked another horn So they hooted and they honked until the night became the morn (laughs) I like that!

Pa Gorg Purple, Boober Blue and Red Fraggle Yellow : Ha ha ha ha ho ho hee That's about as funny as it can be Hee hee hee hee ha ha ho  "H" is the letter that we love so!

Boober Blue: O.K., Red Fraggle Yellow. Go!

Red Fraggle Yellow: O.K. Listen to this. (giggles) Oh, Henry Hippopotamus went hopping in the air Until he hit a table and got honey on his hair This handsome hippopotamus, I strongly must confess, Was not a hippopotamus, but a "hippo-pot-a-mess"! (Bert Yellow laughs)

Pa Gorg Purple and Boober Blue : Aww www!

Pa Gorg Purple, Boober Blue and Red Fraggle Yellow : Ha ha ha ha ho ho hee That's about as funny as it can be Hee hee hee hee ha ha ho  "H" is the letter that we love so!

(Music ends) (All of the Muppets cheer)