Dirty Work/Captain Hook's Devious Deed

Dirty Work, retitled Captain Hook's Devious Deed for American audience, is the thirteenth episode of the second season of Pongo the Dalmatian and Friends, and thirty-ninth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Dirty Work/Diesel's Devious Deed.

Cast

 * Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry
 * Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon
 * Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
 * Jiminy Cricket (from Pinocchio) as Duck
 * Captain Hook (from Peter Pan) as Diesel
 * Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Pirates (from Peter Pan) as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward (mentioned)

Transcript
Narrator: "Captain Hook, the new Disney Character, was sulking. The pirates would not stop singing rudely at him.

Jiminy Cricket was horrified."

Jiminy Cricket: "Shut up!"

Narrator: "He ordered, and bumped them hard."

Jiminy Cricket: "I'm sorry our pirates were rude to you, Captain Hook."

Narrator: "Captain Hook was still furious."

Captain Hook: "It's all your fault! You made them laugh at me!"

Baloo: "Nonsense!"

Narrator: "Said Baloo."

Baloo: "Jiminy would never do that. We Disney Characters have our differences, but we'd never talk about them to the pirates. That would be dis... dis..."

Sir Ector: "Disgraceful!"

Narrator: "Said Sir Ector."

Donald Duck: "Disgusting!"

Narrator: "Put in Donald."

Baloo: "Despicable!"

Narrator: "Finished Baloo.

Captain Hook hated Jiminy. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan; he was going to tell lies about Jiminy.

Next day, he spoke to the pirates."

Captain Hook: "I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday, I laughed and laughed. Jiminy told me one about Sir Ector. I'll whisper it.

Don't tell Sir Ector I told you."

Narrator: "And he snickered away."

Pirates: "Ha ha ha!"

Narrator: "Guffawed the pirates."

Pirates: "Sir Ector will be cross with Jiminy when he knows.

Let's tell him and pay Jiminy out for bumping us!"

Narrator: "They laughed rudely at the Disney Characters as they went by.

Soon, Sir Ector, Baloo and Donald found out why."

Sir Ector: "Disgraceful!"

Narrator: "Said Sir Ector."

Donald Duck: "Disgusting!"

Narrator: "Said Donald."

Baloo: "Despicable!"

Narrator: "Said Baloo."

Baloo, Sir Ector and Donald Duck: "We cannot allow it!"

Narrator: "They consulted together."

Baloo, Sir Ector and Donald Duck: "Yes,"

Narrator: "They said."

Baloo, Sir Ector and Donald Duck: "He did it to us, we'll do it to him, and see how he likes it!"

Narrator: "Jiminy was tired out.

The pirates had been cheeky and troublesome.

He wanted a rest in the house.

The three Disney Characters barred his way."

Donald Duck: "Keep out!"

Jiminy Cricket: "Stop fooling!"

Narrator: "Said Jiminy."

Jiminy: "I'm tired!"

Baloo, Sir Ector and Donald Duck: "So are we."

Narrator: "Hissed the Disney Characters."

Baloo, Sir Ector and Donald Duck: "We're tired of you. We like Captain Hook. We don't like you. You tell tales about us to the pirates."

Jiminy Cricket: "I don't!"

Baloo, Sir Ector and Donald Duck: "You do!"

Jiminy Cricket: "I don't!

Baloo, Sir Ector and Donald Duck: "You do!"

Narrator: "Mickey Mouse came to stop the noise."

Sir Ector: "Jiminy called me a galloping sausage!"

Narrator: "Spluttered Sir Ector."

Donald Duck: "Rusty white scrap iron!"

Narrator: "Put in Donald."

Baloo: "I'm old square feet."

Narrator: "Fumed baloo."

Mickey Mouse: "Well, Jiminy?"

Narrator: "Jiminy considered."

Jiminy Cricket: "I only wish, sir,"

Narrator: "He said gravely,"

Jiminy Cricket: "That I'd thought of those names myself. If the hat fits..."

Mickey Mouse: "Ahem..."

Baloo, Sir Ector and Donald Duck: "He made pirates laugh at us!"

Narrator: "Accused the Disney Characters.

Mickey recovered. He'd been trying not to laugh himself."

Mickey Mouse: "Did you, Jiminy?"

Jiminy Cricket: "Certainly not, sir. No cricket would be as mean as that!"

Narrator: "Captain Hook lurked up."

Mickey Mouse: "Now, Captain Hook, you heard what Jiminy said."

Captain Hook: "I can't understand it, sir. To think that Jiminy, of all Disney Characters... I'm dreadfully grieved, sir, but know nothing."

Mickey Mouse: "I see."

Narrator: "Said Mickey.

Captain Hook squirmed, and hoped he didn't."

Mickey Mouse: "I'm sorry, Jiminy, but you must go to Hercules' station for a while. I know he will be glad to see you."

Jiminy Cricket: "As you wish, sir."

Narrator: "Jiminy trundled sadly away, while Captain Hook smirked with triumph."