Ash The Pokemon Trainer & Friends Season 3 (COZI Toons Spoof)

Ash The Pokemon Trainer & Friends Season 3 is Pikachufreak's spoof to the third season of Thomas & Friends. It has all twenty-six episodes told by George Carlin.

Cast

 * 1) Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
 * 2) Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
 * 3) Norville "Shaggy" Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
 * 4) Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
 * 5) Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
 * 6) Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
 * 7) Puss In Boots as Toby (Eric Bauza)
 * 8) Virgil Hawkins as Duck (Phil LaMarr)
 * 9) Mario as Donald (Walker Boone)
 * 10) Luigi as Douglas (Tony Rosato)
 * 11) Richie Foley as Oliver (Jason Marsden)
 * 12) Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Lainie Frasier)
 * 13) Raphael The Raven as Ben (Phil LaMarr)
 * 14) Ken of the PMC as Diesel (Marc Thompson)
 * 15) Donkey Kong as BoCo (Richard Yearwood)
 * 16) Mel Syzlak as Mavis (Stephanie Morgenstern)
 * 17) Lorelei Brooks as Annie (Kelly Sheridan)
 * 18) Jordan Hanson as Clarabel (Bryn McAuley)
 * 19) Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
 * 20) Arcanine as Coaches
 * 21) A Gyarados as The Chinese Dragon
 * 22) Freakazoid as Terence (Paul Rugg)
 * 23) Hunter as Bertie (Jess Harnell)
 * 24) Turbo as Trevor (Reid Scott)
 * 25) Hotstreak as Bulgy (Danny Cooksey)
 * 26) Falkner as Harold (Matthew Mitler)
 * 27) Steven as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
 * 28) Professor Charles Xavier as The Vicar (David Kaye)
 * 29) Bluster Kong as Jem Cole (Donald Burda)
 * 30) Clover Lemur as Henrietta (India Beaufort)
 * 31) Peter Shepard as Toad (Ashley Johnson)
 * 32) Storm The Albatross as The City of Truro (Travis Willingham)
 * 33) Marcus MacDougal as The Flying Scotsman (Jeff Bennett)
 * 34) Wilhelmina as Lady Hatt (Amy Birnbaum)
 * 35) Nora Shepard as Mrs. Kyndley (Melanie Chartoff)

Episodes

 * 1) A Scarf For Alex
 * 2) Alex's Promise
 * 3) Time For Trouble
 * 4) Terry and The Famous Visitor
 * 5) Mario's Duck
 * 6) Ash Gets Bumped
 * Ash, Alex and The Gyarados
 * 1) Ken Does It Again
 * 2) Shaggy's Forest
 * 3) The Trouble With Mud
 * 4) No Joke For Raimundo
 * Ash, Alex and The Mail
 * 1) Trust Ash
 * 2) Mel Syzlak
 * 3) Puss' Tightrope
 * 4) Kevin, Turbo and The Really Useful Party
 * 5) Raimundo Goes Buzz Buzz
 * 6) All At Sea
 * 7) One Good Turn
 * 8) Big Characters
 * 9) Escape!
 * 10) Richie Owns Up
 * 11) Hotstreak
 * 12) Heroes
 * 13) Alex, Raimundo and The Fruitful Day
 * 14) Ash and Alex's Mountain Adventure

A Scarf For Alex

 * George Carlin: It was a cold winter's morning on the land of Cartoons. The wind was bitter and the ground hard with frost. Ash and Alex were cold and cross.
 * Ash: All I want is a warm boiler.
 * George Carlin: Huffed﻿ Ash.
 * Ash: Firelighter knows that. He's late.
 * Alex: He's not late.
 * George Carlin: Replied Alex.
 * Alex: This weather woke us up early.
 * George Carlin: Gusts of wind swirled round the shed, tossing flakes of snow towards Ash. Then they swooshed round Alex too.
 * Alex: Why don't we talk about something else?
 * George Carlin: Shivered Alex.
 * Ash: Yes.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ash.
 * Ash: Like how silly we'll look when our funnels turn into icicles.
 * Alex: That's not funny. Maybe we'll stop feeling cold if we talk about warm things-like sunshine and steam.
 * Ash: And firefighters.
 * George Carlin: Muttered Ash.
 * Alex: Scarves!
 * George Carlin: Continued Alex.
 * Ash: Scarves.
 * George Carlin: Laughed Ash.
 * Ash: That's what you need, Alex. A woolly scarf round your funnel.
 * George Carlin: Ash was only teasing, but Alex thought happily about scarves until the firelighter came. Steven was enjoying hot porridge for breakfast. He was looking foward to taking important visitors on a tour of the railway, and had pressed his special trousers.
 * Steven: I shall put them in my trunk.
 * George Carlin: Steven said to his wife.
 * Steven: And change into them just before the photographs are taken.
 * George Carlin: Then he set off to catch his train. Alex was now working hard. His fire was burning nicely, and he had plenty of steam, but he still hought about scarves. He saw them everywhere he went.
 * Alex: My funnel's cold! My funnel's cold!
 * George Carlin: He puffed.
 * Alex: I want a scarf! I want a scarf!
 * Shaggy: Rubbish, Alex!
 * George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
 * Shaggy: Characters don't wear scarves.
 * Alex: Characters with proper funnels do.
 * George Carlin: Replied Alex.
 * Alex: You've only got a small one.
 * George Carlin: Before Shaggy could answer, Alex puffed away. Shaggy snorted. He was looking forward to pulling the special train. It was time for the photographs. Everyone was excited. Steven was waiting on the platform for his trousers. They were in a trunk amoungst a big load of baggage. The porters were taking the baggage trolley across the line. They were walking backwards to see that nothing fell off. Alex was still being cheeky. His driver always shut off steam just outside the station. Alex wanted to surprise the coaches by coming in as quietly was he could. But the porters didn't hear him either. Alex gave them such a fright that boxes and bags burst everywhere.
 * Alex: OH!
 * George Carlin: Groaned Alex. Sticky streams of jam trickled down Alex's face. A top hat hung on his lamp iron. Worst of all, a pair of trousers coiled lovingly round his funnel. Everyone was very angry. Steven seized the top hat.
 * Steven: Mine!
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Steven: Alex, look at this!
 * Alex: Yes sir, I am sir.
 * Steven: My best trousers too.
 * Alex: Yes sir, please sir.
 * Steven: We must pay the passengers for their spoiled clothes, and my trousers are ruined. I hope this will teach you not to play tricks with the coaches.
 * George Carlin: Alex went off to the yard. He felt very silly. On the way he met Raimundo.
 * Raimundo: Hello, Alex. So you found a scarf, eh? But legs go in trousers, not funnels!
 * George Carlin: And he puffed off to tell Shaggy the news. That evening, Ash and Alex were resting in the shed. Alex's driver has taken away the trousers and gave Alex a good rubdown.
 * Ash: Firelighter's promised to come early tomorrow.
 * George Carlin: Said Ash. Shaggy arrived. He'd enjoyed taking the visitors around and now he felt sorry for Alex too.
 * Shaggy: Driver says the weather will be warmer tomorrow. You won't need a scarf, Alex.
 * Alex: Certainly not!
 * George Carlin: Replied Alex.
 * Alex: Characters don't need scarves. Characters need warm boilers. Everyone knows that!

Alex's Promise

 * George Carlin: Every summer, the land of Cartoons is very busy. Holidaymakers love to sight see. When the weather is fine, there is no better place to visit. Some people like to go to the mountains, others like the valleys. Children love the seaside. One morning, Ash was strolling along the line that runs by the coast. His two girls, Lorelei and Jordan, were packed with children going to the beach. Everyone was happy. Alex was taking some Beedrill to the Cartoon University.
 * Alex:  Hello, Ash. You look cheerful. I wish I can take children today instead of Beedrill.
 * Ash : They're in the vicar's Sunday school.
 * George Carlin: Explained Ash.
 * Ash: I'm busy this evening, but the stationmaster says I can ask you to take the children home.
 * Alex: Of course I will.
 * George Carlin: Promised Alex. Later, Alex saw Falkner.
 * Falkner: Sorry, Alex. Can't talk. I'm on high alert.
 * Alex: Why?
 * Falkner: Bad weather's due. My help's always needed. Might how you go, Alex.
 * Alex: Huh.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Alex.
 * Alex: As long I got rails to run on, I can go anywhere and any weather anyhow. Goodbye.
 * Kevin: Be careful.
 * George Carlin: Warned Kevin.
 * Kevin: There's a storm coming.
 * Alex: A promise is a promise.
 * George Carlin: Thought Alex.
 * Alex: No matter what the weather.
 * George Carlin: The children had a lovely day, but by tea time, dark clouds loomed ahead. Lorelei and Jordan were glad when Alex arrived. He was just in time. The rain streamed down Alex's boiler.
 * Alex: Ugh!
 * George Carlin: He shivered and thought of his nice dry shed. Alex struggled on past coastal villages and into the countryside. The river was rising fast.
 * Alex: I wish I could see, I wish I could see!
 * George Carlin: Complained Alex as he battled against the rain. More trouble lay ahead.
 * (Alex falls into the water and inside him, the fire gets sloshed)
 * Alex: Oh!
 * George Carlin: Hissed Alex.
 * Alex: The water's sloshing my fire!
 * George Carlin: Alex's driver and fireman had to find some more firewood.
 * Fireman: I'll have some of your floor boards, please.
 * George Carlin: Said the fireman to the conductor.
 * Conductor: I only swept the floor this morning.
 * George Carlin: Grumbled the conductor and he still help. Soon, Alex's fire was burning well. He felt warm and comfortable again. Then he saw Falkner.
 * Alex: Oh dear.
 * George Carlin: Thought Alex.
 * Alex: Falkner's coming to laugh at me.
 * George Carlin: Something floated onto Alex's boiler.
 * Alex: Ow!
 * George Carlin: Explained Alex.
 * Alex: He needed throw things.
 * Driver: It's a parachute!
 * George Carlin: Laughed his driver.
 * Driver: Falkner's dropping hot drinks from us.
 * Alex: Thank you, Falkner.
 * George Carlin: Whistled Alex.
 * Falkner: Good to be at service.
 * George Carlin: Replied Falkner as buzzed away. The water lapped Alex's feet. Alex was losing steam again, but he plunged bravely on.
 * Alex: I promised.
 * George Carlin: He panted.
 * Alex: I promised.
 * George Carlin: He meant one more big effort, and at last exhausted by triumph, he brought the train home.
 * Ash: Well done, Alex!
 * George Carlin: Cheered Ash.
 * Ash: You kept your promise, dispite everything!
 * George Carlin: Steven arrived in Falkner. First, he thanked the men, then Alex.
 * Steven: Falkner told me you are a wizard. He said he can beat you at somethings, but not a been on submarine. I don't know what you get onto sometimes, but I do know that you're a really useful kid.
 * Alex : Oh sir.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Alex happily.