Not So Slow Fillies

Not So Slow Fillies is the second episode of the eighteenth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the four hundred and sixteenth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, No So Slow Coaches.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Mr. Waddle as Hiro
 * Truffle Shuffle as Charlie
 * Mr. Cake as Connor
 * Mrs. Cake as Caitlin
 * Twilight Sparkle as Mavis
 * Apple Bloom as Annie
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel
 * Igneous Rock Pie Farmer McColl (cameo)

Transcript
Narrator: "There's nothing Spike likes more than taking Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle along his route.

But even though his fillies are very faithful, they do sometimes complain, especially when Spike goes a bit too fast."

Apple Bloom: "He's doing it again, Sweetie Belle."

Sweetie Belle: "I agree, Apple Bloom. He's going dreadfully fast."

Spike: (Laughs) "I can hear you two."

Narrator: "One day, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were complaining as usual."

Apple Bloom: "Spike, slow down."

Sweetie Belle: "My horn is rattling."

Narrator: "So Spike decided to be a little cheeky."

Spike: (Cackles)

Apple Bloom: "Oh, dearie me. What are you doing, Spike? Now you're going too slow."

Sweetie Belle: "You need to speed up if you're going to get us anywhere on time."

Spike: "But I thought you two wanted me to go slowly. Oh, well. If you want me to go fast..." (Cackles)

Sweetie Belle: "Clattering fillies!"

Apple Bloom: "Oh, that's much too fast."

Spike: (Laughs)

Apple Bloom: "Cheeky Spike!"

Sweetie Belle: "Cheeky, cheeky Spike!"

Spike: (Laughs)

Narrator: "By the time Spike arrived at the Ponyville Airfield, he was running rather late."

Spike: (Gasps) "Fire and scales! I'm suppose to be taking some changelings to the quarry after this."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "Ooh!"

Narrator: "Meanwhile, Mrs. Cake was pulling into the yards. Mrs. Cake was a very fast unicorn indeed."

Truffle Shuffle: "Hello, Mrs. Cake. What are you doing here?"

Mrs. Cake: "I'm been going so fast I've loosen some fur, Truffle Shuffle. I need to go to the works and get them tighten. Can I leave my buffaloes here and come back for them later?"

Truffle Shuffle: "Sure thing, Mrs. Cake."

Narrator: "As Mrs. Cake pulled away, Spike arrived at the yards."

Spike: "Sorry, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle. I'll have to leave you here for a while. I'm late for the quarry."

Sweetie Belle: "Well, if you hadn't been messing around, Spike. This wouldn't have happened."

Apple Bloom: "I agree. Too much going too fast. Then too much going too slow."

Narrator: "Spike hurried up to the quarry as fast as he could."

Twilight Sparkle: "Thanks, Spike. Empty changelings, and just in time."

Spike: (Panting) "You're welcome... Twilight."

Narrator: "Then he hurried back from the quarry. But..."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: (Snoring)

Narrator: "Mrs. Cake came back at the yards first."

Mrs. Cake: "I've come to collect my buffaloes, Truffle Shuffle."

Truffle Shuffle: "Coming, Mrs. Cake.

Ooh. I've got a joke for you. How do bees get to school?"

Mrs. Cake: "Uh, I don't know."

Truffle Shuffle: "On a school buzz."

Truffle Shuffle and Mrs. Cake: (Laugh)

Narrator: "Truffle Shuffle was so busy joking, he accidentally put Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle over to Mrs. Cake along with her own buffaloes."

Apple Bloom: "Ooh. Oh, Spike must be back."

Sweetie Belle: "About time too." (Yawns)

"Now, don't go too fast, Spike.

(Gasps) "Spike? You're over there."

Apple Bloom: "Well, if he's over there, then who is pulling us?"

Spike: "Fizzling fire breath! Wait, Mrs. Cake! Come back!"

Sweetie Belle: "This is the fastest we've ever been."

Apple Bloom: "I don't like it at all!"

Sweetie Belle: "I've got my eyes closed."

Apple Bloom: "Does it help?"

Sweetie Belle: "No, not really."

Narrator: "At last, Mrs. Cake stopped at Sugar Cube Corner."

Sweetie Belle: "Thank goodness for that."

Mrs. Cake: "Hello, Carrot Cake. How about a race up to the castle?"

Apple Bloom: "Oh, dear. A race?"

Sweetie Belle: "Please say no. Please say no. Please say no."

Mr. Cake: "You're on, Cup Cake."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "No!"

Mrs. Cake: "Ready. Set. Go!"

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "No!"

Spike: "No!"

Mrs. Cake: "Whee!"

Mr. Cake: "Yay, hey-hey-hey! Why-ha hey-hey! You'll never beat me, Cup Cake!"

Mrs. Cake: (Giggles) "We'll see about that."

Apple Bloom: "Oh!"

Sweetie Belle: "I'll never complain about Spike again!"

Apple Bloom: "No will I!"

Spike: "If I ever get Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle back, I'll never tease them again."

Narrator: "Spike puffed as fast as he could, but before he could get up to the castle..."

Spike: "Mrs. Cake!"

Mrs. Cake: "Spike!"

Spike: "Apple Bloom! Sweetie Belle!"

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "Spike!"

Narrator: "Mrs. Cake was already on her way back, heading for the mainland."

Spike: "Oh, on."

Narrator: "Spike had to stop Mrs. Cake before she went over the Ponyville bridge to the mainland."

Spike: "Oh, no. I'm too late. I'll never be able to catch up with Mrs. Cake now."

Mr. Waddle: "Hello, Spike."

Spike: "Hello, Mr. Waddle."

Mr. Waddle: "It's a good thing I stopped Mrs. Cake. She was taking your fillies away."

Spike: "Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle. You brought them back. Thank you."

Apple Bloom: "Yes! Thank you, Mr. Waddle."

Sweetie Belle: "Thank you indeed."

Spike: "Oh, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle, I'm sorry I teased you."

Apple Bloom: "And we're sorry we complained about how fast you were going."

Sweetie Belle: "We'll never do it again."

Narrator: "Spike wanted to got even faster, but he was so happy to have Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle back, he just smiled."

Apple Bloom: "Although you are going a bit fast now."

Sweetie Belle: "Much too fast, if you ask me.

Apple Bloom: "You're so right, Sweetie Belle. Much too fast."

Spike, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: (Laugh)