Rarity in the Middle

Rarity in the Middle is the fifteenth episode of the twenty-first season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the five hundred and ninth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Emily in the Middle.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Big Macintosh as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Braeburn as Toby
 * Night Light as Donald
 * Hondo Flanks as Douglas
 * Rarity as Emily
 * Cherry Fizzy as Porter
 * Cheese Sandwich as Salty
 * Gustave Le Grand as Cranky
 * Caramel as Harvey (cameo)
 * Pinkie Pie as Rosie (cameo)
 * Mrs. Cake as Caitlin (cameo)
 * Spearhead as Big Mickey (cameo)

Transcript
Narrator: "Night Light and Hondo Flanks were on their way to Ponyville Docks to pick up a special shipment of steel to take to Canterlot."

Night Light: "Ooh, Hondo, look at all these flatbeds."

Hondo Flanks: "Eh, I feel sorry for the pony that has to pull that lot, Night Light."

Cheese Sandwich: (Laughs) "Ahoy, shipmates. Here's your load." (Laugh)

Hondo Flanks: "Whoo, that's too much, Cheese Sandwich, even for two ponies."

Night Light: "Oh, weesh, we can pull that no bother. Come on, Hondo. Let's show this party pony what we can do."

Hondo Flanks: "I'm not getting behind that load, Night Light. It's too much for the two of us."

Night Light: Nonsense, Hondo. We can manage this wee load, no bother."

Hondo Flanks: "We canty, it's too heavy."

Night Light: "Eh, we can, of course."

Hondo Flanks: "Canty!"

Night Light: "Can!"

Hondo Flanks: "Canty!"

Night Light: "Can!"

Hondo Flanks: "Canty!"

Night Light: "Can!"

Spike: "Hello, Rarity. What are you doing down here?"

Rarity: "I'm just on my way to help Night Light and Hondo Flanks."

Spike: (Giggles) "Good luck with that."

Rarity: "What do you mean?"

Spike: "They can't agree with each other, let alone another pony."

Hondo Flanks: "Canty!"

Night Light: "Can!"

Hondo Flanks: "Canty!"

Night Light: "Can!"

Rarity: (Laughs) "I'm sure I'll be fine, Spike."

Spike: "Well, then you'd better hurry up, because they're already arguing." (Laughs)

Night Light: "Come on, Hondo, get to the back of the train."

Cherry Fizzy: "Oh, you're blocking the line."

Rarity: "Hello, everyone! I hear this load could use an extra pony."

Night Light: "Eh, that's right. Thanks, Rarity. Looks like me and the lassie will have to do this on our own."

Hondo Flanks: "What? No, wait a minute. You're not taking this load without me."

Rarity: "Ah!"

Hondo Flanks: "Ready to go, Night Light!"

Night Light: (Grunting)

Narrator: "At last, the heavy shipment was on its way to Canterlot."

Gustave Le Grand: "About time."

Narrator: "And everything could go back to normal at the docks."

Hondo Flanks: "You know, thanks for helping, Rarity."

Rarity: "No trouble at all, Night Light."

Hondo Flanks: "Eh, no, I'm Hondo Flanks. Night Light's my best friend. He's the difficult one."

Rarity: (Laughs)

Night Light: "Alright, what's so funny?"

Hondo Flanks: "He tried to make it as thought it was me who pushed him. I said, "You pulled me more like". He was proper sulky all day."

Rarity: "Really?"

Rarity and Hondo Flanks: (Laugh)

Hondo Flanks: "And I'll tell you something else about my friend.

And that's when Night Light reversed into the signal box."

Rarity: (Laughing)

Hondo Flanks: "Hey, Night Light, what's going on?"

Night Light: "I'm not going any further."

Hondo Flanks: "You what?"

Night Light: "I said I'm not going any further."

Hondo Flanks: "You what?"

Night Light: "Oh brother."

Rarity: "Perhaps there's something on the line." (Laughs) "Like a hay cart."

Rarity and Hondo Flanks: (Laugh)

Hondo Flanks: "Night Light!"

Night Light: "I want to swap places."

Hondo Flanks: "What? Why?"

Night Light: "I can hear yous two laughing away, ha ha ha. It's not fair me being stuck out at the front on my own."

Rarity: "Go on, father, you take the front of the load. Please?"

Hondo Flanks: "Alright. But only because you asked nicely, Rarity."

Night Light: "I said please."

Hondo Flanks: "You didn't."

Night Light: "Well, I was thinking of it."

Braeburn: "Oh! Oh, no! Oh!" (Sighs) "Oooooh!" (Hits a snow bank)

Night Light: "Sorry, Braeburn. Didn't see you there?"

Braeburn: "Ho, ho, ho. Oh."

Narrator: "Night Light had stopped the load right in the middle of the junction, and it was blocking the path."

Big Macintosh: "Oh no! Ah!" (Groaning) "Get out of my way! You're holding up the express!"

Hondo Flanks: "Alright! Cool your head, big man."

Big Macintosh: "Oooh, the indignity!"

Night Light: So, Rarity, what was you two talking about? Not that I'm bothered."

Rarity: "Oh, my father was telling me some funny stories about... well, about both of you, actually."

Night Light: "Well, I bet he didn't tell you about the time he got hurt, and I had to rescue him."

Rarity: "No! He didn't tell my about that." (Laughs)

(Gasps) "Now what's the holdup?"

Hondo Flanks: Okay, Night Light, that's enough. We're swapping back."

Rarity: "Come on now, this is getting silly."

Hondo Flanks: "I'm not being silly. Let's swap back."

Night Light: "You've always got to have your way."

Hondo Flanks: "You've always got to have your own way."

Rarity: "Wait! No! I don't think this is a good idea! Please, you two! I can't hold the train!"

Hondo Flanks: "Don't run away from you when I'm talking to you!"

Narrator: "Hondo Flanks had stopped the load halfway up Big Mac's Hill. And poor Rarity was left holding all the heavy flatbeds on her own."

Hondo Flanks: "You never listen to me! You always do what you want!"

Night Light: "Not true! You never listen to me! You always do what you want!"

Hondo Flanks: (Gasps) "Not true!"

Night Light: "It is!"

Hondo Flanks: "No, it isn't!"

Night Light: "Yes, it is!"

Narrator: "And then there was trouble."

Rarity: "Oh no!"

Hondo Flanks: "You did too!

Night Light, are we still moving? Or is it..."

Night Light and Hondo Flanks: "Oh, no! The load!"

Rarity: (Grunting) (Gasps) "Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Aaah!"

(Crash)

Hondo Flanks: "It wasn't my fault."

Night Light: "Yes, it was!"

Hondo Flanks: "No, it wasn't!"

Night Light: "It was!"

Hondo Flanks: "It wasn't!"

Night Light: "It was!"

Hondo Flanks: "It wasn't!"

Night Light: "It was!"

Rarity: "For goodness sake, you two! I was trying to help you out! If you would just stop arguing for one minute, you'd see it's me who needs help now!"

Braeburn: "Ooh, what's happened here then?"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Come on, what's the holdup?"

Big Macintosh: "Oooh, it's these silly unicorns blocking the line again."

Night Light and Hondo Flanks: "It wasn't me, it was my... brother."

Hondo Flanks: "It was both of us."

Night Light: "Eh, Hondo, it was."

Narrator: "At last, Night Light and Hondo Flanks could agree on something."

Spike: "Hello, Rarity. How are you getting on with Night Light and Hondo Flanks?"

Rarity: "Fine now. But next time, I know never to come between two friends when they're arguing."

Spike: (Chuckles)

Night Light: "This never would have happened if we'd both been at the back."

Hondo Flanks: "Eh, we should have been together at the back in the first place."

Night Light: "Agreed."

Hondo Flanks: "Eh."

Night Light: "That's that then."

Hondo Flanks: "Eh, that's that."

Night Light: That's what I said."

Hondo Flanks: "So did I."

Night Light: "I said it first though."

Hondo Flanks: "No, I said it first."

Night Light: "Yes, I did."

Hondo Flanks: "No! No, you didn't. I said it first!"