Social Studies Commons

The Social Studies Commons of Parkway Central High School is the main gathering point for the underground suburban gang movement known as "The Student Body". It is the largest space in the school, comprising of the only ten real tables within a five mile radius. It contains a zoo, a fair, a three-ring circus, and a rally stadium for the occasional "meetings" that occur there at random intervals. It was also the site of the first killing in the Halo 3 massacre on October the 1st, 2007, in which Jacob Didier lasered freshmen Henry Cao, Zach Bible, Luke Lanzon, and sophomore Joy He, recieving four laser-kill medals, a double kill, triple kill, and overkill, as well as a killing spree, killjoy, and multiple other useless rewards. He later went on to injure 17 others and kill 20 more before being "assassinated" by Alex "Saramboo" Maslev. The Social Studies commons is also the site of the soon to be revealed Parkway Central Spartan-III training barracks, in the school's plot to take over all of the district and prove to those idiots at West that we own them.

--ZhangC62792 20:49, 9 October 2007 (UTC)