The Muppet Movie VHS trailer/Transcript

The transcript of The Muppet Movie trailer.

Version #1 (Jim Henson Video 1993)
Narrator: Now Available from Jim Henson Video. Hollywood, The pot of gold at the rainbow's end.

Kermit the Frog: We're all going to Hollywood. You wanna come with us?

Sweetums: Hollywood!

Narrator: It's time to grab your pack, stick out your thumb... And hitch your ride for the adventure of your life.

Sweetums: Hey! Wait for me!

Narrator: It's Jim Henson's The Muppet Movie.

Kermit and Fozzie: We're movin' ride along footloose and fancy-free.

Dr. Teeth: You know, I hear this movie is dynamite

Narrator: It's a story of the open road, where hopeful hitchhikers come by the carload.

Fozzie Bear: Want a lift?

Big Bird: No, Thanks. I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television.

Fozzie Bear: Oh!

Narrator: There's Fozzie at the wheel.

Fozzie Bear: A bear in his natural habitat, a Studebaker.

Narrator: Kermit guiding the way.

Kermit the Frog: Turn left if you come to a fork in the road.

Fozzie Bear: Fork in the Road.

Kermit the Frog: I don't believe that.

Narrator: And a roadside distraction named Miss Piggy...

Kermit the Frog: Wow!

Narrator: Hogging the spotlight.

Miss Piggy: Here I am. I'm packed!

Narrator: Now it's all aboard...

Kermit the Frog: Okay, everybody, on the Hollywood!

(Cheering)

Narrator: As the muppets hit the jackpot.

Lew Lord: Prepare the standard rich and famous contract... for Kermit the Frog and company.

Narrator: And Hollywood stars get into the act. Milton Berle, Richard Pryor, Bob Hope, Steve Martin and others.

Kermit the Frog: Will you taste it for us, please?

The Waiter: Excellent choice.

Narrator: And now Hollywood will never be the same.

Kermit the Frog: Stand by. Here we go!

Narrator: Now you can own "The Muppet Movie" on videocassette.

Version #2 (Columbia TriStar 1999)
Kermit the Frog: Here we go!

Narrator: Jim Henson Home Entertainment presents...

Scooter: The Muppet Movie. Scene 1A. Take One!

Narrator: It's the masterpiece that started at all.

Kermit the Frog: Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.

Narrator: Come along with those loveable muppets...

Kermit the Frog: My name is Kermit the Frog, and I'm on my way to Hollywood.

Narrator: As they head-off to Tinseltown.

Kermit the Frog: I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road.

Narrator: Featuring an all-star, all rocking cast.

Animal: Can you picture that?

Narrator: Kermit the Frog...

Kermit the Frog: I hope you appreciate that I'm doing all my own stunts.

Fozzie Bear: Wocka Wocka Wocka!

Narrator: Fozzie Bear...

Fozzie Bear: We'll be a team!

Narrator: The Great Gonzo...

Gonzo: Whoopie!

Narrator: And everybody's favorite ham... Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy: I am an actress/model.

Dr. Teeth: I hear this movie is dynamite.

Narrator: Jim Henson's The Muppet Movie.