Passengers and Polish (RS Mr. Conductor and Friends episode)

Passengers and Polish is the thirteenth episode of the fourth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the ninety-first episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * Bashful (from Snow White) as Skarloey
 * Dopey (from Snow White) as Duncan
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Becky (from Shining Time Station) as Nancy
 * Sneezy (from Snow White) as Rheneas (does not speak)
 * Didi Pickles (from Rugrats) as The Refreshment Lady (does not speak)
 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas (cameo)
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy (cameo)
 * Lazy Luke (from Wacky Races) as Jem Cole (cameo)
 * Eustace (from Courage the Cowardly Dog) as Jeremiah Jobling (cameo)
 * Mrs. Twombly (from Littlest Pet Shop (2012)) as Mrs. Kyndley (cameo)
 * Orson (from Garfield/US Acres) as Farmer Trotter (cameo)
 * Grumpy (from Snow White) as Sir Handel (mentioned)
 * Happy (from Snow White) as Peter Sam (mentioned)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Becky is a guard's daughter.

One day, she was working on Bashful with some polish and a rag. Bashful was snoozing happily, but Becky wanted to talk."

Becky: "Wake up, lazybones! Your shoes are filthy. Aren't you ashamed?"

Bashful: "No."

Narrator: "Yawned Bashful."

Bashful: "You're just an old fusspot."

Narrator: "And then Bashful closed his eyes. He was thinking of his friend, Sneezy, and the all the good times they shared together before Sneezy went away to be mended.

Becky interrupted again."

Becky: "Don't you want to look nice for when Sneezy comes home?"

Narrator: "Bashful wasn't sleepy anymore."

Bashful: "What? When?!"

Becky: "Soon. Daddy told me. I'm going now."

Narrator: "She said."

Bashful: "Becky, stop. Do I really look nice? Please polish me again."

Becky: "Now who's an old fusspot?"

Narrator: "Laughed Becky, and set to work once more.

Dopey was jealous."

Dopey: "Aren't you gonna polish me too?"

Becky: "Sorry. Not today. I'm going now. I'm helping Didi Pickles this afternoon. We must get the ices ready for the passengers. Never mind, Dopey."

Narrator: "She said. But Dopey did mind."

Dopey: "It isn't fair!"

Narrator: "He complained."

Dopey: "Happy gets a special hat, Grumpy gets special feet, passengers get ices, but I'm not even polished!"

Narrator: "Of course, this wasn't true. But Dopey enjoyed complaining. He became sulkier still.

That afternoon, there was bad news from up the path."

Dopey's Driver: "One of Bashful's flowers has come off the road."

Narrator: "Called Dopey's driver."

Dopey's Driver: "We'll have to take the workmen there right away."

Dopey: "All this extra work!"

Narrator: "Grumbled Dopey."

Dopey: "It wears a dwarf out!"

Dopey's Driver: "Rubbish! Come on!"

Narrator: "The hurt flower was in the middle of Bashful's line. So he had gone on to the top station with his front flowers.

Dopey left the workmen to sort out the mess, then he brought the passengers with the rear flowers home.

He sulked all the way."

Dopey: "I get no rest, I get no rest!"

Narrator: "He muttered.

Dopey made the journey very difficult. He was short of strength, so his driver waited a while and hope of raising more. But Dopey wouldn't try."

Dopey's Driver: "We'll keep our passengers waiting."

Narrator: "Said his driver. Dopey was cross."

Dopey: "You always think about the passengers and never about me!"

Narrator: "It wasn't long before Dopey finally build up enough strength and set off again.

But he was still very grumpy and cross."

Dopey: "I'm overworked, and I won't stand it!"

Narrator: "At last, they reached the viaduct near the station."

Dopey's Driver: "Come on, Dopey!"

Narrator: "Called his driver."

Dopey's Driver: "One more effort, and you'll have a rest and a drink at the station."

Narrator: "Then, Dopey was very rude."

Dopey: "Keep your own station! I'm staying here!"

Narrator: "And he did too.

Bashful had to pull Dopey and his flowers all the way to the platform.

The passengers were furious. They told everyone what a bad town it was.

That night, Mayor Adam West spoke to Dopey."

Mayor Adam West: "No passengers means no polish!"

Dopey: "And no polish means no passengers."

Narrator: "Dopey muttered to himself.

He still has a lot to learn, doesn't he?"