Eggs (Fanboy and Chum Chum Version)

Cast

 * Sigmund The Sorcerer as Ozzy
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason as Strut

Lyrics

 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Now is the time for all good little eggs to be safely tucked into their nests.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: I wouldn't mind being tucked in. I'm eggs-hausted. Hehehe.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Would you stop complaining!
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: But Sigmund, I'm tired and I'm hungry. Couldn't I have just a itty, bitty, little, green bedtime snack?
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: No! Can't you see I'm trying to win you way from that stuff. From now on, you've got to think, feel and breathe only one basic food group. Eggs. When I wake up first thing I do, eggs, Is to look around for something to chew, eggs-actly. Feeding myself is very, very tricky Because, you see, I'm ridculously picky eggs.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Ah, excuse me, Sigmund, I, uh-
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: This young wizards won't settle for the dregs, I'll borrow, I'll beg, I'll even kiss you-
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Kiss me?
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: For my dear beloved dose of eggs.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Hey Sigmund, I'm so hungry, I can't wait another minute. Here's a juicy little leaf with a beautiful stick in it. Can't I have a taste, hehe, if I promise just to lick it?
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: KYLE!
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: What?!
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: You imbecelic eater! Great, green clobs couldn't possibly be sweeter, Than a pile of eggs. You've got to smell them, feel them, crack them open! For a great big nestful I am hoping.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Oh, look I'm starvin', I'm weak, There is nothing in my tummy, Oh, the mold on that tree, Is starting to look yummy.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Colors and shapes and assorting sizes, Gobble them all for appetisers, eggs-tacy!
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Sigmund, What's the matter with a little vegetation?
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: I've had it up to here with this aggrovation!
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Well, can't I just have this piece of a tree?
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Why can't you be more like me, You leaf-loving, Bush-burping, stem-smelling, carbon gorging, plant-popping, tree-tasting, DIRT-DEVOURING BEAST?!
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Sigmund.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: You've got to have eggs, THRICE a day, at least! Tonight, we feast.