Thomas/Father Ted Quotes

Escape From Victory

Percy: I got the forfeit Thomas!

Thomas: Oh god!

Percy: Diesel said it was an extra special forfeit because you were such a big cheating bastard.

Thomas: Open it, open it, it's killing me.

Percy: Don't worry, he probably wants you to clean his car or some...

Thomas: What is it? Break it to me gently.

Percy: Alright Thomas, by this time next week, you have to...

Thomas: Yes!

Percy: You have to...

Thomas: (snatches it) Kick Gordon up the arse!

(Emily, Percy and Edward are all shocked then as Edward wakes up a sign says TO BE CONTINUED!)