Disney Princess/Thomas Parody 5: A Big Day For Sonia

Cast

 * Sonia (from Sonic Underground) as Thomas
 * Minnie Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Jasmine (from Aladdin) as Henry
 * Ariel (from The Little Mermaid) as Gordon
 * Cinderella (from Cinderella) as Edward
 * Belle (from Beauty and the Beast) as James
 * Madam Mid (from The Sword in the Stone) as Jeremiah Jobling (cameo)
 * Various Animators as Various Workmen
 * George Carlin as The Narrator

Transcript

 * George Carlin: Sonia the Hedgehog was grumbling to the other princesses.
 * Sonia: I spent my time pulling carragies about, ready for you to take out on journeys.
 * George Carlin: The other princesses laugh.
 * Sonia: Why can't I take passangers, too?
 * Ariel: You're to impatient.
 * George Carlin: They said.
 * Ariel: You'd be sure to leave somthing behind.
 * Sonia: Rubbish!
 * George Carlin: Said Sonia
 * Sonia: I'll show you.
 * George Carlin: One night, she and Jasmine were alone. Jasmine was ill. The animators worked hard, but she didn't get better. She felt just as bad next morning. Jasmine usually took the first passangers, and Sonia had to get her carriages ready.
 * Sonia: If Jasmine is ill,
 * George Carlin: She thought.
 * Sonia: Perhaps I shall pull her carragies.
 * George Carlin: Sonia ran to find the carragies.
 * Sonia: Come along, come along!
 * George Carlin: She fussed.
 * Carragies: There's plenty of time, there's plenty of time.
 * George Carlin: They gumbled. Sonia took them to the platform, and wanted to run around in front at once. But her first orb wouldn't let her.
 * Sonia's First Orb: Don't be impatient, Sonia.
 * George Carlin: Sonia waited and waited. The people got in, the captain and animator #1 walked up and down, the animator #2s banged the doors, and still, Jasmine didn't come. Sonia got more and more excited. Minnie Mouse came out of her office to see what was the matter, and the captain and the animator #1 told her about Jasmine.
 * Minnie Mouse: Find another Disney Princess.
 * George Carlin: She ordered.
 * Captain and Animator #1: There's only Sonia.
 * George Carlin: They said.
 * Minnie Mouse: You'll have to do it then, Sonia. Be quick now.
 * George Carlin: So Sonia ran around to the front, and back down on the carragies, ready to start.
 * Sonia's First Orb: Let's not be impatient, Sonia.
 * George Carlin: Said her first orb.
 * Sonia's First Orb: We'll wait till' everything is ready.
 * George Carlin: But Sonia was to excited to listen. What happen then, no one knows. Perhaps they forgot to hook Sonia to the carragies, of perhaps she was given the "Go" signal by mistake. Anyhow, Sonia started without her carragies. As she passed the first signal tower, animators waved and shouted, but she didn't stop.
 * Sonia: They're waving because I'm suchs a splendid hedgehog.
 * George Carlin: She thought importantly.
 * Sonia: Jasmine says it's hard to pull carragies, but I think it's easy. Hurry, hurry, hurry!
 * George Carlin: She puffed, pretending to be like Ariel.
 * Sonia: People have never seen me taken passengers before, it's nice of them to wave.
 * George Carlin: And she whistled.
 * Sonia: Thank you.
 * George Carlin: Then she came to a signal at "Danger".
 * Sonia: Bother!
 * George Carlin: She said.
 * Sonia: I must stop, and I was going so nicely, too! What a nuisance signals are.
 * George Carlin: She blew an angry whistle. The Animator ran up.
 * Animator: Hello, Sonia.
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Animator: What are you doing here?
 * Sonia: I'm pulling carragies.
 * George Carlin: Said Sonia.
 * Sonia: Can't you see?
 * Animator: Where are you carriages, then?
 * George Carlin: Sonia looked back.
 * Sonia: Why, bless me!
 * George Carlin: She said.
 * Sonia: If we hadn't left them behind.
 * Animator: Yes.
 * George Carlin: Said the animator.
 * Animator: You'd better go back quickly and fetch them.
 * George Carlin: Poor Sonia was so sad, she nearly cried.
 * Sonia's First Orb: Cheer up.
 * George Carlin: Said her first orb.
 * Sonia's First Orb: Let's go back quickly and try again.
 * George Carlin: At the station, all the passangers were talking at once. They were telling Minnie Mouse what a bad place Disneyland was. But when Sonia came back, they saw how sad she was, and couldn't be cross. She was hooked to the carragies, and this time she really pulled them. Afterwards, the other princesses laughed at Sonia and said,
 * Jasmine and Belle: Look, there's Sonia, who wanted to take some passangers, but forgot about the carragies.
 * George Carlin: But Sonia had already learned not to make the same mistake again.