Escape (RS Mr. Conductor and Friends episode)

Escape is the twenty-first episode of the third season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the seventy-third episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * Edd (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) as Edward
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
 * Spike (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Duck
 * Luigi (from Mario) as Douglas
 * GC Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Oliver
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Sunshine (from TUGS) as Trevor (does not speak)
 * Toad (from Mario) as Toad (does not speak)
 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas (cameo)
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry (cameo)
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy (cameo)
 * Mr. Burns (from The Simpsons) as Diesel (cameo)
 * Roger Baxter (From Littlest Pet Shop (2012)) as BoCo (cameo)
 * Meg (from Family Guy) as Mavis (cameo)
 * Reverend Lovejoy (from The Simpsons) as The Vicar of Wellsworth (mentioned)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "One day, Edd was talking to Sunshine when Luigi steamed by. He was working with some goombas."

Luigi: "Come on, Edd! Stop gossiping in the sun when there's work to be done."

Narrator: "Later, Edd spoke to Luigi."

Edd: "Sunshine and I are old friends, and you and he have a lot in common too."

Luigi: "We do?"

Narrator: "Quizzed Luigi."

Luigi: "And what would that be?"

Edd: "Death."

Narrator: "Said Edd quietly. Luigi gasped."

Luigi: "Don't mention that word! It makes my legs wobble!"

Edd: "It does the same to Sunshine."

Narrator: "Said Edd."

Edd: "He was being sent to the scrapyard, but Reverend Lovejoy and I saved him and now he's really useful again. Even so, Mayor Adam West certainly does need another TV Character here."

Luigi: "Aye, he does, and quickly."

Narrator: "That night, Luigi was still working. He had taken the midnight goods load to a station at a faraway part of TV Land where only the villains worked. He was just shunting, ready for his return journey, when..."

Luigi: "That sounds like a conductor."

Narrator: "He thought. The hiss came again."

Luigi: "Who's there?"

Narrator: "Asked Luigi. A whisper came."

GC Mr. Conductor: "Are you a Mayor Adam West's TV Character?"

Luigi: "Aye, and proud of it."

GC Mr. Conductor: "Well I'm GC Mr. Conductor, and I'm with my friend, Toad. We've run out of gold dust, and have no more energy."

Luigi: "But what are you doing?"

GC Mr. Conductor: "Escaping."

Luigi: "From what?"

GC Mr. Conductor: "Death."

Narrator: "Luigi shivered. Then, he remembered Edd's story about saving Sunshine."

Luigi: "I'll be glad to help you. It'll have look though that you're ready for death and I'm taking you away."

Narrator: "Their drivers and firemen agreed to help too. Everyone worked fast."

Luigi: "No time to turn around. I'll walk backwards. Come on."

Narrator: "But before they could clear the station, they were stopped."

Foreman: "Aha!"

Narrator: "Called the foreman."

Foreman: "A conductor, and a toad too. You can't take these."

Luigi's Driver: "Aya, but they're all for us."

Narrator: "Said Luigi's Driver."

Luigi's Driver: "See for yourself."

Narrator: "The foreman looked all over GC Mr. Conductor."

Foreman: "Seems in order. Right away, guard."

Luigi: "That was a near thing."

GC Mr. Conductor: "We've had worst."

Narrator: "Replied GC Mr. Conductor and they forged ahead.

It was daylight when their journey ended."

Luigi: "We're home!"

Narrator: "Cried Luigi."

Luigi's Driver: "Shhh!"

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Luigi's Driver: "There are the works. We'll find a place for GC Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "GC Mr. Conductor said goodbye and thank you, and Luigi puffed away.

The next day, Luigi told the other TV Characters all about GC Mr. Conductor."

Schemer: "Mayor West will have to know."

Narrator: "Said Schemer."

Garfield: "Luigi should tell him at once."

Narrator: "Added Garfield."

Mayor Adam West: "Well, here he is."

Narrator: "Said a voice."

Mayor Adam West: "Now, what's this all about?"

Spike: "Beg pardon, sir, but we do need another TV Character."

Garfield: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Ventured Garfield."

Garfield: "A conductor, sir."

Mayor Adam West: "Well, unless one is saved from death, there's little hope."

Luigi: "But sir, one has."

Mayor Adam West: "Yes indeed. And thanks to you, Luigi, he is now at our works. GC Mr. Conductor is just what we need for Spike's route."

Narrator: "Everyone cheered.

Now GC Mr. Conductor and Toad are mended and given new coats. Spike and GC Mr. Conductor are happy on their route. The others laughed at first and called it "The Little TV Character". Spike and GC Mr. Conductor were delighted, and so the little TV character it will always be."