Eggs

Strongbad email 206

Strongbad loves eggs!

Cast Strongbad The Cheat

Place Computer Room

Computer Compe

Date The Cheat's Cheatday

Running time 5:36

Page Title Compy Compe

Transcript
{Strong Bad sits at his computer, which is now, of course, the Compe. The Compe's logo fades in while the computer sighs and a shine appears in the background. The logo then retracts itself and fades out, at which point the screen is replaced with a desktop. The wallpaper is a blurry, slightly pixelated shot of grass. There is a single icon on the top-left corner of the desktop: a pixelated image of Strong Bad's head in an envelope, titled "sbemail.exe". A pixelated cursor is seen on the screen.}

STRONG BAD: Hey!'' Who taped a full-color photo to my computer screen? {rubs the screen} It won't come off!''

{Cut to wider shot. The Cheat is standing next to Strong Bad.}

THE CHEAT:' ''{The Cheat noises}'

STRONG BAD: What? {turns towards and points to the Compe}'' Those are actual graphics? {turns back to The Cheat} And I can change it to be whatever I want? {Turns back towards the Compé} {singing}Oh, best thing ever! Best thing ever! {quickly and mumbled} This is the best thing ever!''

{Strong Bad moves the mouse and right clicks the screen. A contextual menu appears with the items "Options", "Sounds", "Icons", and "Change Desktop". He clicks the "Change Desktop" option, and the grass wallpaper is replaced by an image of Strong Bad dancing in The Basement. It is a close-up of Strong Bad's butt, which has a lens flare on it.}

STRONG BAD:' {rapping} To check my email, all gotta do is click. All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick. ''{Double clicks on a "sbemail.exe" icon. Too many emails pop up.}'

'Dear Strong Bad, Does Strong Badia ever host eggs festival? -=Evil Gif=- Phoenix, Arizona'

'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! JUST STOP!(incert my email here)WOWA!NOPE.NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!STOP THAT!COMPE STOP IT!BYE!YOUR COMP A SPOLDE'