PJ Throws A Tantrum (An Friends and PBS NewsHour Crossover)

Pj: WOWWOWOWWOW!!!!!!!!! A POKEMON CARDS! CAN I HAVE IT MOM???????

Ms. Lehrer: No Pj it's too expensive. Plus it wears a Pokemon sweater.

Mr Lehrer: And it's a phony.

Pj: BUT- BUT- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I WANT THE POKEMON CARDS! NOWNOWNOW!!!!!!

Judy Woodruff:YOU MUST DIE!

Narrator: Meanwhile, Pj's classmates and their teacher are winning prizes.

Joycelyn: Look, Angelina. There's Pj having a temper tantrum.

Angelina: Ms Woodruff! Pj's throwing a tantrum!

Ms Woodruff: Of all the cruddy, sappy, assy, bitchy things that have happened, it's time that we kill her!

Angelina: When?

Ms Woodruff: Tomorrow.

Ms Woodruffs class exept Pj and Ms Woodruff: YAAAAAAAAAY!!! WER'E GONNA KILL PJ!

Narrator: Meanwhile PJ is being dragged into the car.

PJ: SAVE ME, ANGELINA! SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: When Pj got home, she was sent up to her room for a time-out.

Pj: IT'S TOO LATE TO GET THAT POKEMON CARDS WITH THE POKMOON HAPPY MEAL! TOO LATE!!!

Robert MacNeil: What's wrong, Pj?

Pj: I wanted to get a pokemon cards with a pokemon happy meal, but I couldn't get it! It's all Judy Woodruff's fault!

Jim Lehrer: Ooh, it sounds like you are really mad about this, huh.

Pj: YEAH! I AM! CAN YOU KILL MOMMY, DADDY, AND JUDY WOODRUFF FOR ME??

Jim Lehrer: Nope. Sorry. The producer says I can't use weapons. Bye.

DW: WAAAAH! YOUR FACE IS A PEICE OF BULLSHIT, JIM LEHRER!

Narrator: Hiding outside of her house, Pj's class is slowly walking into her room.

Pj's class: (Whispering and singing) Gotta, gotta kill Pj, gotta gotta kill Pj....

Narrator: And as the sound got closer to Pj's room, Pj got even more scared. Then, they got in.

Vincent Price: I HATE YOU PJ!

Diana Rigg: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Gwen Ifill: THIS IS REVENGE, PJ! REVENGE!

Ms Woodruff: IT'S TIME TO DIE!

Margaret Warner : YEAH! SAY YOUR LAST WORDS!

Pj: (Falling off 1,000 feet cliff) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Narrator: And so, Pj's class got to play with the pokemon cards.

Pj's class: Wow! This is fun!

Pj: I WANNA GO HOME!