Muppets/A Few of My Grouchiest, Yuckiest Things (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
 * Mean Mama as Grundgetta
 * Inchworm as Slimey the Worm
 * Wayne as Bob
 * Muppy as Barkley
 * Goat (from The Muppet Show) as Lassie the Goat

Lyrics
Sam the Eagle: Ah, it's over. Heh, heh, heh. Hmmm? Uh, oh, no! I, I can't get that yucky song out of my head! And it's starting to make me happy, Mean Mama! Oh!

Mean Mama: I told you to cover your ears, Sammy!

Sam the Eagle: Well, I wish I had.

Mean Mama: Quick, you gotta think of another song.

Sam the Eagle: Oh yeah, right, okay, I'll try this. Oh, I love trash. Hey, I guessed that works. Oh, no! It's not working. I'm still hearing that yucky song, Mean Mama. And I'm really feeling happy just coming all over me.

Mean Mama: Oh, you gotta think of the grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things you know. That's what I do when I'm happy.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah, but what's grouchier than trash?

Mean Mama: Raindrops on stinkweed and whiskers on warthogs, Rusty old tin cans and green slimy bullfrogs. Groundhogs and newspapers covered up in strings, These are a few of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things.

Sam the Eagle: Worms in my trashcan And goats chewing dresses. Gum in my feathers And dogs who made messes.

Mean Mama: Junkyards and trash heaps.

Sam the Eagle: And bathtubs with rings.

Sam the Eagle and Mean Mama : These are a few of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things.

Mean Mama: When the sun shines, When the song's sweet, When I'm feeling glad. I think of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things. And then I feel rotten and bad!

Sam the Eagle: Cans with surprises and anchovy corn flakes!

Mean Mama: Chalk on a blackboard and tuna fish pancakes.

Sam the Eagle: Mud pies and pig skies, And loud, screechy strings.

Sam the Eagle and Mean Mama : These are a few of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things. When the sun shines, When the song's sweet, When I'm feeling glad. I think of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things. And then I feel rotten and bad!

Sam the Eagle: Okay, uh...It worked. It worked. I'm not hearing that yucky song anymore and I don't feel happy, Mean Mama!

Mean Mama: Well, don't thank us! Huh!

Sam the Eagle: Don't worry, I wont!

Wayne: Sunny day, Sweeping the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, no! I'm hearing it again! Oh no! Oh!

Mean Mama: Come on, Grouchketeers. Let's get out of here before we start hearing it, too.

Sam the Eagle: Oh! Oh! Mmmmmm....