Elmo's World/Number Two (by They Might Be Giants)

Cast

 * Big Bird, Ernie, Bert, Cookie Monster and Kermit the Frog as They Might Be Giants

Lyrics
Big Bird: If you need a friend, you know what to do You can count on me,'cause I'm the Number Two One day at the beach, the next at the zoo I'm always around, I'm the Number Two

Ernie: Two arms to hold ya, two legs for walkin' Two ears on your head, so you can hear when I'm talkin' Two feet for stompin', two hands for clappin' Two eyes on your face, so you can see when I'm laughin'

(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)

Bert: All over the world, you know that it's true I'm always around, 'cause I'm the Number Two At home or the park, you know I'll pull through You can count on me, I'm the Number Two

Two hips for shakin', two lips for kissin' Too long I've been blue, because it's you that I'm missin' Two knees for kneelin', two shoulders for shruggin' Two cheeks to make a little grin while we're huggin'

Ba ba ba ba ba [etc.]

Cookie Monster: Me used to be sad that me not no one Until me found out that me twice as fun

Kermit the Frog: If you need a friend, you know what to do You can count on me,'cause I'm the Number Two One day at the beach, the next at the zoo I'm always around, I'm the Number Two

I am the Number Two, I am the Number Two I am the Two the Two the Two the Two the Number Two I am the Two, it's true, the Number Two [Laughing]