Grease nail polish/Tall Short Texans (from Elmo's Lowdown Hoedown)

Cast

 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Big Bird
 * Tell Me About It Stud as Elmo

Lyrics
Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Well I'm a tall, tall Texan I'm talking tall, tall, tall (He comes from Texas and he's really tall) I change a light bulb easy I play great basketball (He's great at light bulbs and at basketball) Even the longest long-johns Are always way too small (The longest long-johns always way too small)

Tell Me About It Stud: Tell Me About It Stud's a short, short Texan He's talking real petite (He comes from Texas and he's real petite) Piglet has tripped my share of bad guys So better watch your feet (He trips up bad guys, better watch your feet) (spoken) Not you, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Even one tiny little meatball Is way too big to eat (One tiny meatball's way too big to eat)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yeah, when I drop my toothpick There's just one guy to call

Tell Me About It Stud: Ya call a short, short Texan 'Cause it's too low for y'all And when Piglet need some boosting To hop onto my horse

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: You call a tall, tall Texan Like your buddy, of course

Tell Me About It Stud: (spoken) Of course! Hee-haw! (scatting) Yeah!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Well, I'm a tall, tall Texan Hitting the dusty trail (He's a tall Texan 'bout to hit the trail)

Tell Me About It Stud: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. (coughing) Boy, it sure is dusty. Next to a short, short Texan We stick together without fail (They're gonna stick together without fail)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be and Tell Me About It Stud : We'd like to thank you folks for listening' To this here short tall tale (laughing)