Ash Ketchum & Friends: The Complete Second Season (YTV USA Spoof)

Ash Ketchum & Friends: The Complete Second Season is the second season that introduces Tai Kamiya (from Digimon) as Duck, Ozzy Jones and Drix Koldriliff (from) as Donald and Douglas, Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse (from) as Bill and Ben, King Bowser Koopa (from Tetris Attack) as Diesel, Heather Hogwarsh (from) as Daisy, Jason Lee Scott (from Mighty) as BoCo, Turbo (from Turbo FAST) as Trevor, and Optimus Prime (from) as Harold. All twenty-six episodes are told by the late George Carlin for US audiences.

Cast

 * 1) Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
 * 2) Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
 * 3) Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III as Henry (Jay Baruchel)
 * 4) Scott Summers as Gordon (Kirby Morrow)
 * 5) Johnny Test as James (James Arnold Taylor)
 * 6) Nate Adams as Percy (Johnny Yong Bosch)
 * 7) Al Smith as Toby (Yuri Lowenthal)
 * 8) Megan and Mimi as Annie and Clarabel (Caroline Lawson and Sharon Feingold)
 * 9) Felicia McCoy as Henrietta (Debi Derryberry)
 * 10) Earthworm Jim as Terence (Dan Castellaneta)
 * 11) Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
 * 12) Lexi Bunny as Sir Topham Hatt (Jessica DiCicco)
 * 13) Tai Kamiya as Duck (Joshua Seth)
 * 14) Ozzy Jones and Drix Koldriliff as Donald and Douglas (Phil LaMarr and Jeff Bennett)
 * 15) Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse as Bill and Ben (Don Brown and Samuel Vincent)
 * 16) King Bowser Koopa as Diesel (Harvey Atkin)
 * 17) Heather Hogwarsh as Daisy (Laura Summer)
 * 18) Jason Lee Scott as BoCo (Austin St. John)
 * 19) Turbo as Trevor (Reid Scott)
 * 20) Optimus Prime as Harold (Peter Cullen)
 * 21) Elmer Fudd as The Spiteful Break Van (Noel Blanc)

Episodes

 * 1) Double Trouble
 * 2) A Miltank On The Line
 * 3) Sonic's Chase
 * 4) Saved From Scrap
 * 5) Old Iron
 * 6) A New Friend For Ash
 * 7) Nate and The Traffic Light
 * 8) Tai Takes Charge
 * 9) Nate Proves A Point
 * 10) The Runaway
 * 11) Nate Takes The Plunge
 * 12) Pop Goes The Koopa
 * 13) Bowser's Devious Deed
 * 14) A Close Shave For Tai
 * 15) Better Late Than Never
 * 16) Ozzy and Drix
 * 17) The Deputation
 * 18) Ash Comes To Breakfast
 * 19) Heather Hogwarsh
 * 20) Nate's Predicament
 * 21) The Rangersel
 * 22) Wrong Road
 * 23) Kevin's Exploit
 * 24) Nate's Ghostly Trick
 * 25) Woolly Bear
 * 26) Ash and The Missing Christmas Tree

Double Trouble

 * George Carlin: It was a beautiful morning on the land of Cartoons. Ash Ketchum's smart clothes sparkled in the sunshine, as he strolled happily along his route with Megan and Mimi. He was feeling very pleased with himself.
 * Nate: Hello, Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whistled Nate.
 * Nate: You look splendid.
 * Ash: Yes indeed.
 * George Carlin: Boasted Ash.
 * Ash: Blue is the only proper color for a trainer.
 * Tyson: Oh, I don't know. I like my brown paint.
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson.
 * Nate: I've always been green. I wouldn't want to be any other color either.
 * George Carlin: Added Nate.
 * Ash: Well, well, anyway.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Ash.
 * Ash: Blue is the only color for a really useful trainer. Anyone knows that.
 * George Carlin: Nate said no more. He just grinned at Tyson. Later, Ash was resting when Nate arrived. A large hopper was loading his Beedrill full of coal. Ash was still being cheeky.
 * Ash: Careful.
 * George Carlin: He warned.
 * Ash: Watch out with those silly Beedrill.
 * Beedrill: Go on, go on!
 * George Carlin: Muttered the Beedrill.
 * Ash: And by the way.
 * George Carlin: Went on Ash.
 * Ash: Those buffers don't look really safe to me.
 * George Carlin: The last load poured down.
 * Ash: Help, help!
 * George Carlin: Cried Ash.
 * Ash: Get me out!
 * George Carlin: Nate was worried, but he couldn't help laughing. Ash's smart clothes was covered in coal dust from smokebox to bunker.
 * Alex: Ha, ha!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Alex.
 * Nate: You don't look really useful now, Ash. You look really disgraceful.
 * Ash: I'm not disgraceful.
 * George Carlin: Choked Ash.
 * Ash: You did that on purpose. Get me out!
 * George Carlin: It took so long to clean Ash that he wasn't it time for his next train. Tyson had to take Megan and Mimi.
 * Megan: Poor Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Megan to Mimi. They were most upset. Ash was grumpy in the shed that night. Tyson thought it made a great joke, but Nate was cross with Ash for thinking he had made his paint dirty on purpose.
 * Nate: Fancy a really useful blue trainer like Ash becoming a disgrace to Lexi Bunny's railway.
 * George Carlin: Next day, Ash was feeling more cheerful, as he watch Nate bring his Beedrill from the junction. The Beedrill were heavy and Nate was tired.
 * Driver: Have a drink.
 * George Carlin: Said his driver.
 * Driver: Then you'll feel better.
 * George Carlin: The water column stood at the end of the siding with the unsafe buffers. Suddenly, Nate found that he couldn't stop. The buffers didn't stop him either.
 * Nate: Ooh!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Nate.
 * Nate: Help!
 * (Nate falls into the deep coal)
 * George Carlin: The buffers were broken and Nate was wheel deep in coal. It was time for Ash to leave. He had seen everything.
 * Ash: Now Nate has learned his lesson too.
 * George Carlin: He chuckled to himself. That night, the two characters made up their quarrel.
 * Nate: I didn't cause your accident on purpose, Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Nate.
 * Nate: You do know that, don't you?
 * Ash: Of course.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ash.
 * Ash: And I'm sorry I teased you. Your green paint look splendid again too. In future, we're both be more careful of coal.

A Miltank On The Line

 * George Carlin: Kevin was getting old. His bearings were worn, and he clanked as he puffed along. He was taking empty Beedrill to a market town. The sun shone, birds sang, but Kevin was heading for trouble.
 * Kevin: Come on! Come on!
 * George Carlin: He puffed.
 * Beedrill: Oh! Oh!
 * George Carlin: Screamed the Beedrill. Kevin puffed and clanked, the Beedrill rattled and screamed. Some Miltank were grazing near by. They were not used to trains. The noise and smoke disturbed them. As Kevin clanked by, they broke through the fence and ran across the line. A coupling was broken and some Beedrill were left behind.
 * (Miltank mooing)
 * George Carlin: Kevin felt a jerk, but didn't take much notice. He was used to Beedrill.
 * Kevin: Bother those Beedrill!
 * George Carlin: He thought.
 * Kevin: Why can't they come quietly?
 * George Carlin: He was at the next station before either he or his driver realized what had happened. When Scott and Hiccup heard about the accident, they laughed and boasted.
 * Scott: Fancy allowing Beedrill to break your train! They wouldn't dare do that to us. We'd show them!
 * George Carlin: Old Tyson was cross.
 * Tyson: You couldn't help it, Kevin. They've never met Miltank. I have, and I know the trouble they are.
 * George Carlin: Some days later, Scott rushed through Kevin's Station.
 * Scott: Boop boop! Mind the Miltank! Hurry, hurry!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Scott.
 * Pets: Don't make such a fuss! Don't make such a fuss!
 * George Carlin: Grumbled his pets. A long stretch a line lay ahead. In the distance was a bridge. It seemed to Terry that there was something on the bridge. His driver thought so too.
 * Scott's Driver: Whoa, Scott!
 * George Carlin: He said, and shut off steam.
 * Scott: Pooh!
 * George Carlin: Said Scott.
 * Scott: It's only a Miltank! Shooh! Shooh!
 * George Carlin: He moved slowly on to the bridge, but the Miltank wouldn't "Shooh"! She had lost her calf, and felt lonely.
 * Miltank: Mooooh!
 * George Carlin: She said sadly. Everyone tried to send her away, but she wouldn't go. Hiccup arrived.
 * Hiccup: What's this? A Miltank? I'll soon settle her. Be off! Be off!
 * Miltank: Mooooh!
 * George Carlin: Hiccup backed away nervously.
 * Hiccup: I don't want to hurt her.
 * George Carlin: At the next station, Hiccup's Conductor told them about the cow, and warned the signalman that the line was blocked.
 * Porter: That must be Bluebell.
 * George Carlin: Said a porter.
 * Porter: Her calf is here, looking for her mother. Nate will take her along.
 * George Carlin: At the bridge, Bluebell was very pleased to her calf again, and the porter led them away.
 * Hiccup: Not a word.
 * Scott: Keep it secret.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Scott and Hiccup to each other. They felt rather silly, but the story soon spread.
 * Kevin: Well, well, well!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Kevin.
 * Kevin: Two big characters afraid of a Miltank.
 * Scott: Afraid? Rubbish.
 * George Carlin: Said Scott.
 * Scott: We didn't want the poor thing to hurt herself by running up against us. We stopped so as not to excite her. You see what I mean, my dear Kevin.
 * Kevin: Yes, Scott.
 * George Carlin: Said Kevin. Scott felt somehow that Kevin "saw" only too well.

Sonic's Chase

 * George Carlin: One morning, Kevin was waiting to pick up passengers from Ash Ketchum.