Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/I'm Going To Get My Haircut (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Honker Purple as Jeffy
 * Grover Ocean Blue as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Honker Purple: Hi there, Grover Ocean Blue.

Grover Ocean Blue: Oh, hi little friend Honker Purple. How you today?

Honker Purple: I'm not feeling too good, to tell you the truth.

Grover Ocean Blue: Oh, what the matter?

Honker Purple: Well, you see, today I'm going to do something that my Mom says I have to do. And I am gonna do it, it's just that, well, you see ...

Grover Ocean Blue: What is it, Honker Purple? What wrong?

Honker Purple: (spoken) Well ... (singing) I'm going to get my hair cut.

Grover Ocean Blue: Oh.

Honker Purple: I've never done that before.

Grover Ocean Blue: Me understand now.

Honker Purple: I know I once cut my finger I know I once cut my knee If cutting my hair's gonna hurt like that The barbershop's no place for me But, I've gotta go get my hair cut

Grover Ocean Blue: Oh, Ah Ah Ah-Mazing!.

Honker Purple: (singing) Mom says I'm going to look so nice But when it's done I'll look on the floor At the hair that was up on my head before It'll be all gone, and I'll bet it'll never grow I'm getting my haircut, but I don't wanna go! (spoken) So you see, Grover Ocean Blue, that's why I don't feel so great.

Grover Ocean Blue: Oh, Honker Purple. That no reason to feel bad.

Honker Purple: No?

Grover Ocean Blue: No, Honker Purple. Do me a favor - look at me fur. It's pretty shaggy today, hmmm?

Honker Purple: (Hmmm, it does look a little shaggier than usual.

Grover Ocean Blue: Right, but me no like fur to get too shaggy, so you know where me going?

Honker Purple: Where?!

Grover Ocean Blue: Me going to get me fur cut

Honker Purple: Oh.

Grover Ocean Blue: Me gone plenty of times before

Honker Purple: Really?

Grover Ocean Blue: (singing) It not like cutting me finger It not like cutting me knee 'Cuz cutting me fur doesn't hurt at all The barber's gentle as can be So me going to get me fur cut Then me going to look so nice Me look in mirror, and me see A handsome monster - oh, it me! Me always get me fur cut when it grow Me getting me fur cut, and me so glad to go (spoken) So you see, there no reason to be afraid to get haircut.

Honker Purple: Gee, you mean you like it when you get your fur cut?

Grover Ocean Blue: Mmm hmmm.

Honker Purple: Well, then maybe I'd like it too.

Grover Ocean Blue: Like it? You'll love it!

Honker Purple and Grover Ocean Blue : We'll look in the mirror and we'll see A handsome person - oh, it's me! It's fun to get your hair cut when it grows We're getting our hair cut, and we're so glad to go!

Honker Purple: Oh, boy!