Wreck-It Kristoff trailer/Transcript

(Fix-It Jim, Jr. plays in the arcade room)

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert (introduction): My name's Wreck-It Eugene.

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert (in the game): I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert (introduction): 30 years I've been doing this!

Jim Hawkins (in the game): I CAN FIX IT!

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: It's hard to love your job,

(The humans throw Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert into the mud pile in the game)

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert (introduction): and no one else seems to like you for doing it.

(Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert bumps his head on the roof)

King Triton: You're just the bad guy who wrecks the building!

(The roofpiece falls on Jim Hawkins, making him die, but coming back to live as a life after the humans gasp)

Jim Hawkins: I'm okay. I'm okay.

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: And I'm really honest with myself. It sure must be nice being a good guy.

Gaston: Eugene, you're a bad guy, but this does not mean you're bad, guy.

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: I don't wanna be a bad guy anymore.

(Shan-Yu spits out the vodka while Janja gasps in shock)

(Eugene and the villains go to the Game Central Station)

Jim Hawkins: Eugene abandoned his game.

Game Central Station announcer: Welcome to Game Central Station.

Pipsqueak: Bad guy coming!

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Everything changes now.

(Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert goes to Hero's Duty)

Tagline: From AnimatedFan195 Productions,

Anna: Where's Eugene?

(Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert bumps on Oliver)

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Sorry, Oliver. It's me, Eugene.

(Oliver says that Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert is missing in Q*bert-ed language while Jim Hawkins does the same thing)

Jim Hawkins: Eugene's gone to Hero's Duty?

Tagline: He's exploring new worlds.

Melody: There's a four-letter-word, ladies. If you wanna go pee-pee in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself.

Tagline: He's meeting new friends.

(The ship flies to Sugar Rush)

Riley: Hi, mister. You're not from here, are you?

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Sugar Rush?

Hans: You're game jumping?

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Hey!

(Hans puts the glasses on in shock)

Hans: Ah-ha! You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?

(Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert shatters the glasses while hitting Hans)

Hans: You hit a guy with glasses? That's-that's, well played.

Tagline: He's got one chance to play the hero.

Elsa: Without Eugene, we're doomed!

Wasabi: They're gonna pull our plug!

Honey Lemon and GoGo Tomago: NOOOOOOOO!

(A medal appears in Hero's Duty)

Riley: What's that?

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: A medal. I earned it in Hero's Duty.

(Riley laughs hoarsely)

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Not that kind of doody!

Riley: I bet you're really gonna watch where you're stepping a game called "Hero's Duty". (laughs)

(Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert sadly relaxes in a pile of bricks)

(Oliver looks sad)

(Melody looks at the view of Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert climbing up there to get a medal)

(The karts race to the finish line)

Janja: You can't change who we are.

Jafar: You can't mess with the program, Eugene.

(The Horned King growls)

Tagline: A story for anyone

Riley: Everyone here says I'm just a mistake.

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Ready for this?

Tagline: who ever needed a restart on life.

(Jim Hawkins and Melody go to Sugar Rush)

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: I'm not leaving you here alone.

(Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert shakes hands with Riley)

(Some moments include Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert break-punching a jail cell, the Hornets turning around, the agents putting their hands on their foreheads, one of the Hornets breaking the camera, Jim Hawkins ducks and jumps out of the way by the lasers and Riley pulling the lever on her kart to jump on the candy road)

Janja: Let's close out with the Bad Guy affirmation.

Eugene and the villains: I'm bad

(Fear shrieks)

(Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert kisses on his hands while winning)

Eugene and the villains: and that's good.

(Jim Hawkins dances along with the humans)

Eugene and the villains: I will never be good

(Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert tries to kill Li'l Gideon)

Li'l Gideon: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Eugene and the villains: and that's not bad.

Dimitri: Hold that thought.

Eugene and the villains: There's no one I'd rather be,

(The Hornets chase Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert)

Eugene and the villains: than me.

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Hey-oh!

Tagline: Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert, Riley, Jim Hawkins,

(Jim Hawkins tries to escape the jail cell by using his hammer, making the wall cells grow bigger)

Jim Hawkins: Why do I fix everything I've done?!

Tagline: and Melody.

Melody: It's make your mamas proud time!

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: I love my mama!

Title: Wreck-It Eugene.

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Oh, no. The cops!

Manly Dan: Hold still.

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Ow!

Robbie: Take that!

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: What are you doing?!

Tagline: Coming Soon to your computer.

Gaston: I'll give you a time, Eugene.

(The flash goes blank)