Top 3 GEICO Advertising Campaigns

1. Get Happy, Get GEICO

 * Happier than Gallagher at a farmer's market.
 * Happier than a bodybuilder directing traffic.
 * Happier than Christopher Columbus with speedboats.
 * Happier than Eddie Money running a travel agency.
 * Happier than a witch at a broom factory.
 * Happier than a Slinky on an escalator.
 * Happier than an antelope with night vision goggles.
 * Happier than Dikembe Mutombo blocking a shot.
 * Happier than Paul Revere with a cell phone.
 * Happier than Dracula volunteering at a blood drive.
 * Happier than the Pillsbury Doughboy on his way to a baking convention.
 * Happier than a camel on Wednesday.

2. Did You Know?

 * Did you know that some owls aren't that wise?
 * Did you know that Old MacDonald was a really bad speller?
 * Did you know the ancient pyramids were actually a mistake?
 * Did you know that when a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, it does make a sound?
 * Did you know that Houdini couldn't escape from everything?
 * Did you know there is an oldest trick in the book?
 * Did you know auctioneers make bad grocery store clerks?
 * Did you know Pinocchio was a bad motivational speaker?
 * Did you know bad news doesn't always travel fast?
 * Did you know that game show hosts should only host game shows?
 * Did you know that playing cards with Kenny Rogers gets old pretty fast?
 * Did you know that words really can hurt you?
 * Did you know the Great Wall of China wasn't always so great?
 * Did you know that former pro football player Ickey Woods will celebrate almost anything?
 * Did you know certain cartoon characters should never have an energy drink?
 * Did you know genies can be really literal?

3. It's What You Do

 * If you're in a horror movie, you make poor decisions.
 * If you're Salt-N-Pepa, you tell people to push it.
 * If you're a camel, you put up with this all the time.
 * If something goes wrong, you find a scapegoat.
 * If you're a free range chicken, you roam free.
 * If you're a cat, you ignore people.
 * If you're Dora the Explorer, you explore.
 * If you're a fisherman, you tell tales.
 * If your boss stops by, you act like you're working.
 * If you're the guy from the Operation game, you get operated on.
 * If you're a golf commentator, you whisper.
 * If you're the band Europe, you love a final countdown.
 * If you're Peter Pan, you stay young forever.
 * If you're a mom, you call at the worst time.
 * If you're a couple, you fight over directions.
 * If you have alligator arms, you avoid picking up the check.
 * If you sit on your phone, you butt dial people.
 * If you're a parrot, you repeat things.
 * If you want someone to leave you alone, you pretend like you're sleeping.
 * If you taste something bad, you want someone else to try it.
 * If you walk the walk, you talk the talk.
 * If you're a stuntman, you cheat death.
 * If you're Boyz II Men, you'd make anything sound good.
 * If you're a ref, you way over-explain things.