Danger Mouse and the Stinky Cheese

Narrator: Character Land is beautiful all year round. In the summer, the hedges are full of brightly-colored birds, the fields are full of animals, and the smell of wild flowers fills the air. Danger Mouse was at the coaling plant. He was shunting freight cars with Plankton, Zeta and Sid. DM didn't like working with villains. And the villains didn't like working with DM. Plankton: The problem with working with heroes is that they are much too stinky. Sid: And Danger Mouse is the most stinky hero ever. Narrator: Plankton, Zeta and Sid laughed and laughed. Danger Mouse: It's not heroes who are stinky. Narrator: DM puffed crossly. Danger Mouse: It's the villains. Narrator: Just then Princess Celestia arrived at the yard. Princess Celestia: Danger Mouse, I need you to go to the dairy. There is a delivery waiting for you there. Narrator: Danger Mouse was happy to be away from the villains. He was pleased to be going to the dairy. Danger Mouse: Maybe I will be taking cream to the chocolate factory. Narrator: He exclaimed. But when DM arrived at the dairy, his trailers that were attached to the Mark IV were full of stinky cheese. Danger Mouse: Yuck! Narrator: Huffed Danger Mouse. Danger Mouse: That's the stinkiest cheese I have ever smelled. Sunset Shimmer: You must take it to the docks before the ship leaves. Narrator: Said Sunset Shimmer, who was working at the dairy. Danger Mouse fastened his seatbelt. Then he zoomed to the docks with the stinky cheese. Danger Mouse: Good grief. Everyone will smell this cheese for miles. Narrator: Danger Mouse saw Plankton waiting at a bus stop. Danger Mouse: Oh, no. If Plankton smells how stinky I am, he'll tell everyone that I really am the stinkiest hero in Character Land. And I don't want everyone to think I'm stinky. Narrator: He puffed. Danger Mouse backed quickly along the track. Holographic Colonel K: Danger Mouse, stop! Narrator: Colonel K called. Holographic Colonel K: If you go that way, you'll be late. Narrator: But DM had already gone. The Mark IV whooshed into the sky. Danger Mouse: No one will smell how stinky I am now. Narrator: He cried. But then Danger Mouse saw Sid sunbathing on his garden lawn. Danger Mouse: Oh, no, it's Sid. I can't let him smell how stinky I am. Narrator: So Danger Mouse backed quickly away. And turned left at the next junction. Next, he saw Zeta with her pet dragon, Nazboo. So this time he turned right. Danger Mouse: Wherever I go there are evil villains. Narrator: Panicked DM. The Mark IV zipped backwards and forwards across Character Land. He wanted to stay away from Plankton, Zeta and Sid. But then there was trouble. Danger Mouse: Oh, no. I'm back at the dairy, right where I started. Narrator: Suddenly, Danger Mouse saw Sid rumbling towards him. DM backed away as fast as he could. But he didn't see Zeta pulling up behind him. Danger Mouse bumped into Zeta! And the stinky cheese shot into the air and splattered down all over Danger Mouse, Zeta and Sid. Sid: Now we're really stinky. Narrator: Moaned Sid. Zeta: The most stinky engines ever. Nazboo: Grrrrr... Narrator: Groaned Zeta and Nazboo. The villains rushed straight to the wash-down. Danger Mouse wanted to go to the wash down, too, but his cheese was all over the track. Danger Mouse: What am I going to do? Narrator: He cried sadly. Then Sunset Shimmer arrived. Sunset Shimmer: Don't worry, there is another cheese load ready at the dairy. But you'll have to hurry. Narrator: She said. Sunset Shimmer: The boat is waiting for you. Narrator: Soon Danger Mouse was racing to the docks with a new delivery of cheese. He could smell the stinky cheese. Danger Mouse: Phew. Narrator: He grimaced. But he knew he had to carry on. Danger Mouse: Must get to the docks, must get to the docks. Dory: Oh, yuck, what a smelly delivery. But what exactly is in those boxes? Nemo: Oh, Dory. It's the delivery of stinky cheese that Danger Mouse needs to give to the customers. Pikachu: Ewww! Pikachu! Nemo: You're right, Pikachu. It's really stinky! Narrator: Even though his friends could smell the stinky cheese, Danger Mouse chuffed on. When he arrived at the docks, Plankton was there being unloaded. Plankton: Pee-yew! You really are the stinkiest hero in Character Land, Danger Mouse! But at least we're not wrong! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Michael Brandon: He cackled. Customers: Danger Mouse has brought the stinky cheese! Narrator: Cheered the customers. Princess Celestia: Well done, Danger Mouse. Narrator: Said Princess Celestia. Princess Celestia: French cheese is famous for being really stinky. And this is the most stinky France cheese I have ever smelled. Your reward is coming your way soon. It includes lots of toy surprises! Danger Mouse: Thank you, Princess. Narrator: Said DM, feeling very pleased with himself. Princess Celestia: Now go to the wash-down. Narrator: Added Princess Celestia. Just then, Zeta, Nazboo and Sid arrived at the docks. They were shiny, clean and fresh from the wash-down. Princess Celestia: Plankton, Zeta and Sid. Narrator: Boomed Princess Celestia. Princess Celestia: Now you can shunt the stinky cheese. Plankton, Zeta and Sid: No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! Narrator: Groaned the nasty villains. Danger Mouse: Pee-yew. What a stink!

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