Muppets/The What-Do-You-Want-To Bee (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Miss Piggy as Helen Henny
 * Fozzie Bear as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Rowlf the Dog as Mr. Munch
 * The Swedish Chef as Pasqually
 * Bee (from Muppets Tonight) as The What-Do-You-Want-To Bee

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog: Gonna tell you about a friend of mine, who may sound kinda funny. He's a very special little bee who's not into making honey.

Fozzie Bear: Now don't get scared. Don't go on alert. When this bee stings, it does not hurt.

Rowlf the Dog: He isn't bad, just magic you see.

The Swedish Chef: Becuose-a he-a shuos yuou vhet yuou gruo up tu be-a. Bork Bork Bork! (Because he shows you what you grow up to be.)

Miss Piggy: Like this.

Everyone: He's the what-do-you-want-to bee. And if you're young, you might get stung by the what-do-you-want-to bee. He can show any future that happens to suit ya!

Kermit the Frog: So let's get buzzing, cousin!

Fozzie Bear: Let's get the point and rock the joint!

The Swedish Chef: Vhee-a yuou get zeet sting, yuou'll stert tu sving. Bork Bork Bork! (When you get that sting, you'll start to swing.)

Everyone: With the What-Do-You-Want-To Bee!

Miss Piggy: Dot wants to be a doctor To help people feel well.

Kermit the Frog: Freddie wants to be a fireman. He could bring that fire down.

Rowlf the Dog: Frankie wants to be a librarian, who takes care of all the books.

The Swedish Chef: Und Pem vuonts tu be-a a puleece-a vumuon, (And Pam wants to be a police woman,) vhu cetches durty cruoks. Bork Bork Bork! (who catches dirty crooks.)

Everyone: He's the what-do-you-want-to bee. And if you're young, you might get stung by the what-do-you-want-to bee. He can show any future that happens to suit ya!

Kermit the Frog: So let's get buzzing, cousin!

Fozzie Bear: Let's get the point and rock the joint!

The Swedish Chef: Vhee-a yuou get zeet sting, yuou'll stert tu sving. Bork Bork Bork! (When you get that sting, you'll start to swing.)

Everyone: With the What-Do-You-Want-To Bee!

Rowlf the Dog: Sam wants to be a sailor who works on great big boats.

Miss Piggy: Sarah wants to be a singer and sing those real high notes.

Fozzie Bear: Kevin wants to be a carpenter. He thinks that work is great.

Kermit the Frog: And Penelope wants to be president of the United States.

Everyone: He's the what-do-you-want-to bee. And if you're young, you might get stung by the what-do-you-want-to bee. He can show any future that happens to suit ya!

Kermit the Frog: So let's get buzzing, cousin!

Fozzie Bear: Let's get the point and rock the joint!

The Swedish Chef: Vhee-a yuou get zeet sting, yuou'll stert tu sving. Bork Bork Bork! (When you get that sting, you'll start to swing.)

Everyone: With the What-Do-You-Want-To Bee!