Strawberry, Alvin and The Great Escape!

It's a Not-So Meaningful Light is a sequel to It's a Meaningful Life. This is similar to that of It's a Wonderful Life and Jonah - a VeggieTales Movie.

Plot
With "King George and the Ducky", "Esther... The Girl Who Became Queen", "The Ballad of Little Joe" and "Gideon: Tuba Warrior" in its heels, the artists at Big Idea turn their attention to... the biggest fish story of all time that has a league of its own! The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, everyone's favorite motivationally challegened seafarers, are back! And this time, this group of lazy slackers, and Alvin, Simon and Theodore, a group of popstar-singing leeks team up with a group of girls and break Mr. Marigold's slavery plan. But the pirates who don't do anything don't let on. And as they scramble to come up with the money for some operations by doing very ridiculous things that the Marigolds suggest them to do, including building pyramids of sheep; the league and the Marigolds, of course, become very suspicious. Those operations cost lots and lots of fortunes! When everyone is focused on this rotten plot, can a kind rhubarb help to get to the root of the problem? VeggieTales presents a quest for eternal life, a battle for the kingdom and a lesson in being loyal to others.

Main Characters

 * Larry, Mr. Lunt and Pa Grape as The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything


 * Jean-Claude Pea as Jude
 * Phillipe Pea as Reuben
 * Various french and american peas as cowboys
 * Charlie Pincher as a slave
 * Karen as herself
 * Alvin, Simon and Theodore the Leeks as themselves
 * Gil the Onion as himself
 * Geo the Onion as himself
 * Geo's Mother as herself
 * Milli the Rhubarb as herself
 * Molly the Rhubarb as herself
 * Glamour Gourd, Sweater Gherkin and Hipster Carrot as themselves
 * Dirk Evert as Huckleberry Pie

The League of Incredible Pastry-Girls

 * Petunia Rhubarb as Strawberry Shortcake
 * Laura Carrot as Ginger Snap
 * Ermie Asparagus as Angel Cake
 * Madame Blueberry as Orange Blossom
 * Annie as Blueberry Muffin
 * Ellen as Rainbow Sherbert
 * Sara Crewe as Raspberry Torte
 * Emma Green as Lemon Meringue
 * Emily Evert as Crepes Suzette
 * Pea Lady #2 as Tea Blossom
 * Pea Lady #1 as Frosty Puff
 * Pea Lady #3 as Tangerina Torta
 * Papaya Poppyseed as Peppermint Fizz
 * Paprika Poppyseed as Coco Calypso
 * Parsly Poppyseed as Seaberry Delight
 * Princess Eloise as Annie Oatmeat
 * Lucy as Banana Candy
 * Girl Pea as Carmel Corn
 * Carrot Girl as Apple Dumplin

Supporting Characters

 * Bob the Tomato, Junior Asparagus and Jimmy Gourd as Pirate Impostors
 * Archibald Asparagus as Jonah
 * Khalil as himself
 * Gabe as Ticket Guy
 * Mr. Malab as Himself
 * Rosie Grape as Mrs. Malab
 * Christina's Mom as The Queen
 * Kyle as himself
 * Cockney Guards
 * Mayor's Daughter as herself
 * The City Official as himself
 * Scooter as Cargo Ship Captain
 * Percy Pea as Mayor Jimmy
 * Three Female Scallion Pirates as themselves

Construction Workers

 * Construction Worker Onion as himself
 * Construction Worker Asparagus as himself

Major Characters

 * Jill Pea/Li'l Sister as a fitness guru
 * Chog Norrius as himself
 * Professional Angels
 * Painter Carrot as himself
 * Sarah as herself
 * The City Official's Guards as themselves
 * Parkman Scallion as himself
 * Barking Steve as himself

Police Officers

 * Garius Grape as Police Chief #1
 * Stevus Grape as Police Chief #2
 * Roman Grapes as Police Officers

Mr. Malab's Crew

 * Prince Alexander as Mr. Malab's Crew #1
 * Nicky the Pepper as Mr. Malab's Crew #2
 * Cassie Cassava as Mr. Malab's Crew #3

Animals

 * The Sheep as themselves
 * The Ducks as themselves
 * Gaspard the Shunk as himself
 * Benny and Soleil as Dog Sled Pullers
 * Blue Plastic Lobster as himself

Minor Characters

 * Sheriff as herself
 * Baker as himself
 * Goliath the Pickle as The Viking
 * Miss Achmetha as Headmistress Minchin
 * Scallion #1 as The Sheriff's Assistant
 * Scallion #2 and Scallion #3 as The Sheriff's Guards
 * Random Asparagus as himself
 * Three Zucchinis as The Judges
 * Milano, Espresso and Dorito as the Policeman's Assistants
 * Harold the Cucumber as himself
 * Potato Guards as The Sheriff's Soldiers and Mr. Marigold's Guards

Citizens

 * People of Scone, People of Bumblyburg, and People of London as citizens of Ninaborough #1
 * Library Members, People of Boo Boo Ville and People of Greece as citizens of Ninaborough #2
 * People of Italy, People of Cabbageville and People of Rockwell as citizens of Ninaborough #3
 * People of Spian, People of Bethlingham and People of Nineveh as citizens of Ninaborough #4

Children

 * Lenny Carrot, Baby Lou, Li'l Nate, Baby Moses and Lil' Pea as children of Ninaborough #1
 * Orphan Girl, Pepper Poppyseed, The Pea Boy and The Pea Girl as children of Ninaborough #2
 * Barth, Gourdy Gourd, Renne Blueberry Tourist Boy in Mexico as children of Ninaborough #3

Prisoners in Jail

 * Betty as Woman in Jail #1
 * Mabel and Penelope as Women in Jail #2 and 3
 * Grape Girl as Woman in Jail #4
 * Sumo Passerby as Man in Jail

Main Villains

 * Mr. Nezzer as Martin Marigold
 * Gangster Grape, High Silk Hat Pea and Fedora-Clad Scallion (Mr. Marigold's henchmen) as themselves

Cameo Characters

 * Jerry Gourd as himself
 * Grandma Gourd as Gil's Mother
 * Joe the Yellow Tomato as himself
 * Tom Grape as himself
 * Young Guy with Teal-Green Hat as himself
 * Maids from Sheerluck Holmes and the Case of the Golden Ruler as themselves
 * Silas as himself

Taglines

 * Something BIG is coming...
 * Something beyond IMAGINATION...
 * It's not ANIMAL...
 * It's not MINERAL...
 * So it must be... VEGETABLE.
 * After Jaws...
 * After Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea...
 * After Free Willy...
 * After The Hunt for Red October...
 * After Top Gun...
 * You've danced with Fiddler on the Roof...
 * You've thrilled to The Sound of Music...
 * She saw the signs...
 * She tried to warn us...
 * Now, in our darkest hour...
 * She's got a plan...
 * To save us all...
 * From a greedy man.
 * Hoist the mainstay!
 * Trim the sails!
 * Paint the... poopdeck!?!
 * This Christmas, the Pirates are back.
 * Have you ever been in a whale of a situation before lately?
 * Coming soon... to Ninaborough and beyond!

Front Cover

 * The characters on a raft

Back Cover

 * Mr. Malab at sea as the girls try to reel him back in
 * A group of people cheering in the baseball stadium.
 * Mr. Malab in the shark's stomach.
 * The women locked up in a jail cell.
 * An abrupt shot of the Light Factory Palace

Scene Selection

 * 1) Opening Credits
 * 2) In the Not-Too Distant Future...
 * 3) "I Won't Go to Beans!"
 * 4) A Dream for Baseball
 * 5) Mayor Jimmy
 * 6) "You Girls Are All Brave Thieves and Bandits and Naives and Destroyers and Robbers!"
 * 7) The Boardroom
 * 8) "Dudes, He Ate My Cake."
 * 9) Nervousness Rises Up Inside
 * 10) Meet the League of Incredible Pastry-girls
 * 11) Setting Sail
 * 12) The Storm!
 * 13) The Outboard Motor
 * 14) The Young Lass Pushes Mr. Malab Overboard
 * 15) In the Belly of a Shark
 * 16) The Shark Spits Mr. Malab Out
 * 17) The Light Factory Palace
 * 18) The Young Lass Tells the Truth
 * 19) The Battle for the Kingdom!
 * 20) "Let's Do This!"
 * 21) "Stand Back, Everyone. She's Gonna Blow!"
 * 22) A Big Misunderstanding with the Queen
 * 23) "The Queen Gets Banished!"
 * 24) What Did You Learn?
 * 25) A Big Musical Number!
 * 26) End Credits

Home media
The video is presented on a double-sided disc, featuring both full screen and widescreen formats. The Walmart edition features a bonus exclusive music CD. The Kmart edition includes a free novel of the film. The Costco edition features a bonus rescoure DVD. The Lifeway edition includes a free t-shirt. The Christian bookstore editions feature a free DVD manual. The Best Buy edition includes 6 mini plush toys of Strawberry, Buccaneer Larry, Buccaneer Lunt, Captain Pa, Orange Blossom and Ginger Snap in a collectible box.

Tracks

 * 1) Love for Christmas
 * 2) Oh MacLarry
 * 3) Do the Moo Shoo
 * 4) I Love My Lips
 * 5) I Can Be Your Friend
 * 6) Kilts and Stilts
 * 7) Haman's Song
 * 8) Bubble Rap
 * 9) Wrapped Myself Up for Christmas
 * 10) Dance of the Cucumber
 * 11) Minnesota Cuke Theme Song (Charlie Daniels)
 * 12) Best Friends Forever
 * 13) It's About Love (Wyonna Judd)
 * 14) Opening Credits/Meet Alvin, Simon and Theodore
 * 15) Ninaborough
 * 16) The Aftermaths
 * Ahh, The Sea
 * 1) The Belly of a Shark
 * 2) The Light Factory Palace
 * 3) What a Refund!
 * 4) The Credits Song
 * 5) Love for Christmas (instrumental)
 * 6) Oh MacLarry (instrumental)
 * 7) Do the Moo Shoo (instrumental)
 * 8) I Love My Lips (instrumental)
 * 9) I Can Be Your Friend (instrumental)
 * 10) Kilts and Stilts (instrumental)
 * 11) Haman's Song (instrumental)
 * 12) Bubble Rap (instrumental)
 * 13) Wrapped Myself Up for Christmas (instrumental)
 * 14) Dance of the Cucumber (instrumental)
 * 15) Minnesota Cuke Theme Song (Charlie Daniels) (instrumental)
 * 16) Best Friends Forever (instrumental)
 * 17) It's About Love (Wyonna Judd) (instrumental)
 * 18) The Credits Song (instrumental)

Tracks

 * 1) Solid Stuff
 * 2) Oh No, What We Gonna Do
 * 3) The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps
 * 4) I Love My Duck
 * 5) My Baby Elf
 * 6) His Cheeseburger
 * 7) Endangered Love
 * 8) Supper Hero
 * 9) Astonishing Wigs
 * 10) Donuts for Benny
 * 11) Solid Stuff (instrumental)
 * 12) Oh No, What We Gonna Do (instrumental)
 * 13) The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps (instrumental)
 * 14) I Love My Duck (instrumental)
 * 15) My Baby Elf (instrumental)
 * 16) His Cheeseburger (instrumental)
 * 17) Endangered Love (instrumental)
 * 18) Supper Hero (instrumental)
 * 19) Astonishing Wigs (instrumental)
 * 20) Donuts for Benny (instrumental)

Song Credits

 * "I Can Be Your Friend", "I Love My Duck", "The Water Buffalo Song" written by Phil Vischer
 * "Second Chances", written by Phil Vischer and David Mullen, performed by Anointed
 * "The Credits Song", "Supper Hero", "Kilts and Stilts", "Wrapped Myself Up for Christmas", "Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps", "His Cheeseburger", "My Baby Elf", "Astonishing Wigs", "Donuts for Benny", "Endangered Love", "Oh MacLarry", "Bubble Rap", "Best Friends Forever", "Haman's Song", and "Do the Moo Shoo", written by Mike Nawrocki and Kurt Heinecke
 * "Solid Stuff", written by Cory Edwards and Mike Nawrocki
 * "Lend a Little Hand", written by Mark Steele, Brian K. Roberts and Kurt Heinecke
 * "Oh No, What We Gonna Do", written by Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki
 * "Dance of the Cucumber", written by Mike Nawrocki, translation by Lisa Nawrocki and Manuel Valencia
 * "Love for Christmas", written by Cory Edwards, Brian K. Roberts and Mike Nawrocki
 * "I Love My Lips", written by Mike Nawrocki
 * Wynonna Judd appears courtesy of Curb Records
 * Charlie Daniels appears courtesy of Epic Records, Buddah Records and Liberty Records
 * "It's About Love" appears on the Singing Christmas Tree CD and the Lord of the Beans video
 * "Minnesota Cuke Theme Song" appears on the Minnesota Cuke and Sampson's Hairbrush DVD

Special thanks to:

 * Max Hsu, Muriel Fahrion, Ross Bagdasarian, Jr., Heath-Ar and Rob of Lombard, Steve Taylor, Andrew Peterson, Randall Goodgame, Alvin, Simon and Theodore's mother, a few of their friends in the record biz, another few of their friends who sold pirate equipment, the guy who invented deep-fried ice cream, Jerry Johnson and Kor-Daddy

Dedicated to:

 * Grandma Philips (1933-2013)
 * Chris Farley (1954-1997)
 * Bernie Mac (1957-2008)
 * William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

Character Voices

 * Cydney Trent:
 * Strawberry Shortcake
 * Phil Vischer:
 * Pirate Impostor #1
 * Pirate Impostor #3
 * Jonah
 * Captain Pa
 * Buccaneer Lunt
 * Reuben
 * Mayor Jimmy
 * Cowboy Peas
 * King Twistomer
 * Parkman Scallion
 * The Sheriff's Assistant
 * The Viking
 * Martin Marigold
 * Cockney Guard #2


 * Mike Nawrocki:
 * Buccaneer Larry
 * Jude
 * Cowboy Peas
 * Hipster Carrot
 * Police Chief
 * The Sheriff's Guard #1
 * Cockney Guard #1
 * Construction Worker #2
 * Baguette Guy
 * Lisa Vischer:
 * Pirate Impostor #2
 * Women in Jail #2


 * Gail Bock:
 * Women in Jail #3


 * Jackie Ritz:
 * Mrs. Malab


 * Jim Poole:
 * Cargo Ship Captain


 * Tim Hodge:
 * Khalil
 * Charlie Salve
 * Sumo Passerby
 * Gangster Grape
 * Fedora-Clad Scallion


 * Keri Pisapia:
 * Ginger Snap
 * Rainbow Sherbert
 * Geo's Mother


 * Megan Murphy:
 * Orange Blossom
 * Angel Cake
 * The Queen
 * Peppermint Fizz
 * Seaberry Delight


 * Brian K. Roberts:
 * The Sheriff's Guard #2
 * Cowboy Peas
 * Sweater Gherkin
 * Police Officer #2
 * Painter Carrot
 * High-Silk-Hat Pea


 * Rebecca Walker:
 * Coco Calypso


 * Maria Miller:
 * Glamour Gourd
 * Headmistress Minchin


 * Henry Haggard:
 * Chog Norrius
 * Mr. Malab


 * Ron Smith:
 * The City Official


 * Alan Lee:
 * Ticket Guy


 * Laura Neutzling:
 * Frosty Puff
 * Tangerina Torta
 * Women in Jail #1
 * a fitness guru


 * Rachel Curet
 * Tea Blossom


 * Julie Smith:
 * Mayor's Daughter
 * Cowgirl Peas


 * Ally Nawrocki:
 * Crepes Suzette
 * Banana Candy
 * Carmel Corn
 * Apple Dumplin'
 * Trevor Devall:
 * Policeman's Assistant #1


 * Lee Tockar:
 * Policeman's Assistant #2
 * Policeman's Assistant #3


 * Ethan Kempner
 * Geo the Onion


 * Sophia Fox
 * Milli the Rhubarb


 * Brianna Gentilella
 * Molly the Rhubarb


 * Zachary Gordon
 * Gil the Onion


 * Jesse McCartney:
 * Theodore the Leek
 * Justin Long
 * Alvin the Leek
 * Matthew Gray Gubler
 * Simon the Leek


 * Mark DeCarlo:
 * Harold the Cucumber
 * Jonah the Cucumber
 * Jonah the Yam
 * Dan Anderson
 * Random Asparagus
 * Gigi Abraham
 * Mr. Malab's Crew 2
 * Anna Grace Stewart
 * Raspberry Torte
 * Melinda Doolittle
 * Mr. Malab's Crew 3
 * Stevey Joy Ru Chapman
 * Lemon Meringue
 * Maggie Roberts
 * Blueberry Muffin
 * Yuri Lowenthal
 * Mr. Malab's Crew 1
 * Laura Gerow
 * Annie Oatmeal
 * Delilah Rene
 * Sarah
 * Michael Jr. Nawrocki
 * Huckleberry Pie

Police Officers

 * Brian K. Roberts
 * Mike Nawrocki
 * Kurt Heinecke
 * Dustin Ballard
 * Rachel Curet
 * Ron Eddy
 * Russ Evers
 * Brittini McAlister
 * Brian Mitchell
 * Haverly Pennington
 * John Pfaender
 * Jessica Shaw
 * Sarah Smith
 * Jason Zito
 * Brittany Stephens
 * Andy Youssi

Citizens of Ninaborough

 * Sarah Vorhees
 * Rachel Pitts
 * J. Chris Wall
 * Cydney Trent
 * Laura Richey
 * Joe Spadaford
 * Mark Steele
 * Jackie Ritz
 * Kevin Gamble
 * Andy Youssi
 * John Wahba
 * Brain K. Roberts
 * Chuck Vollmer
 * J. Michael Spooner
 * Cory Edwards
 * Eric Newman
 * Philip Walton

Children of Ninaborough

 * Mike Nawrocki
 * Maggie Roberts
 * Logan White
 * Michael Jr. Nawrocki
 * Alexis Bancroft
 * Gretchen Heinecke
 * Abby Hodge
 * Matthew Hodge
 * Tayler Vulcano
 * Josh Vulcano
 * Shelby Vischer
 * Ally Nawrocki
 * Justin Eddy
 * Steve Eddy
 * Ariel Mock
 * Hailey Mock

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