Sesame Street lip balm/Loud and Soft (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum as Bert
 * Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango as Ernie

Lyrics
Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: (scatting)

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango, Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango. Why are you singing into that pot?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Well, I'm pretending like this pot is a microphone, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. You see, when I sing into the pot, it makes me sound much louder. Listen.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Well, Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango, Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango, Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango. Do you have to sing that loud?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Well, no, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. I don't have to sing that loud.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Good.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: But I like to sing loud.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Oh.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I like to sing LOUD!

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: I like to sing soft

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I like to sing LOUD!

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: I like to sing soft

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I like to sing high!

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: I like to sing low

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: (laughing) Two good friends, me and you

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Each with an opposite point of view

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I like to sing long!

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: I like to sing short

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: That was short, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Thank you.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I like to sing lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong....

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Well, come on, Zoe Zingy Orange!

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I like to sing good

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: And I do too

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum and Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango : Well whaddya know what a happy day when I, agrees with you.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I like to sing aaaaa!

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: I like to sing oooo

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I like to sing aaaaa!

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: I like to sing oooo

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I like to sing eeeeee!

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: I like to sing oooouuuu

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: So two good friends

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Me and you

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum and Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango : Each with an opposite point of view

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I like to sing aaaaa!

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: I like to sing oooo

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I like to sing hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee....

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango!

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I like to sing good

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: And I do too

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum and Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango : Well whaddya know what a happy day when I, agrees with you.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Hey, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, you wanna borrow the pot?

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Well, no, I don't need a pot for a microphone. Thank you.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Well, then how about you use it for a hat, huh?

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: What?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Ooh. (laughing)