Sesame Street Avalon 12 Crayons/Itch and Scratch (from Cheep Thrills)

Cast

 * Bert Yellow as Big Bird
 * Sesame Street Green as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Bert Yellow: You know, Sesame Street Green. I feel a song coming on.

Sesame Street Green: That's funny. I feel an itch coming on.

Bert Yellow and Sesame Street Green: Itch and scratch. We are the perfect match. Itch and scratch. The very best of friends.

Sesame Street Green: (laughing)

Bert Yellow: Olé.

Bert Yellow and Sesame Street Green: Itch and scratch. Just like a mock and lash. Itch and scratch. Together till the end.

Bert Yellow: (laughing)

Sesame Street Green: Yeah, there's no escape. (laughing)

Bert Yellow: It takes an itch to start the motion.

< Sesame Street Green: It takes a scratch and sometimes lotion. (laughing)

Bert Yellow: Lotion?

Sesame Street Green: Yeah, nice gooey lotion. I love it.

Bert Yellow and Sesame Street Green: Itch and scratch. We are the perfect match. Itch and scratch. The very best of friends.

Bert Yellow: Okay, play it, guys!

Sesame Street Green: Hey, louder and itchier, huh?

Bert Yellow: Oh, Sesame Street Green.

Sesame Street Green: (laughing)

Bert Yellow: Music to itch and scratch by.

Sesame Street Green: Yeah, yeah, uh, little to the left there, Bert Yellow. (laughing) Ah.

Bert Yellow: Itch along with us, everybody! (laughing)

Sesame Street Green: It doesn't matter what the weather.

Bert Yellow: An itch and scratch just go together.

Sesame Street Green: Yeah. Like grouches and frowns. (laughing)

Bert Yellow: Come on, Sesame Street Green. Let's take it on home.

Sesame Street Green: Okay, okay.

Bert Yellow and Sesame Street Green: Itch and scratch. We are the perfect match.

Sesame Street Green: Who would thought it?

Bert Yellow and Sesame Street Green: Itch and scratch. The very best of friends.

Sesame Street Green: One more itch.

Bert Yellow and Sesame Street Green: Itch and scratch. The very best of friends.

Bert Yellow: The end. (laughing) That was fun.

Sesame Street Green: Yeah, but next time, I'll itch. You scratch. (laughing)