Random Grouches/Down the Well (from SpongeBob SquarePants)

Cast

 * Uncle Hank as SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Moishe Oofnik as Squidward Tentacles

Lyrics
Uncle Hank: Take a penny and some magic, Even though your life is tragic. Moishe Oofnik: Hey! Uncle Hank: You can throw all your dreams down the well. Although every day the pain grows, You'll ride unicorns on rainbows If you throw all your dreams down the well. When your life's come apart at the seams, And you've given up all your dreams, Here is just the means to make those dreams come true. No more suffering, no more sighing, No more pain and no more crying Moishe Oofnik: I'm not crying! [ Uncle Hank hits him with wand] Uncle Hank: If you throw all your dreams down the well.

Reprise
Uncle Hank: Oh, the magic has gone missing, And everyone's still wishing, But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground. You'll find magic under rubble, So, Rumpel, grab a shovel, And here is where the magic can be found. We're at the bottom of a well, But man won't it be swell, When we make everyone's wishes all come true?