Avenue Q nail polish/Campfire Song Song (from SpongeBob SquarePants)

Cast

 * Loud as the Hell You Want as SpongeBob SquarePants
 * If You Were Gay as Patrick Star
 * My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada as Squidward Tentacles

Lyrics
Loud as the Hell You Want: I call this one, the Campfire Song Song. [Loud as the Hell You Want playing the ukulele] Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong But it'll help if you just sing along!

If You Were Gay: Bum, bum, bum...

Loud as the Hell You Want: [sings quickly] C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong, But it'll help if you just sing along.

If You Were Gay: [in the background, struggling to keep up] Singing our song! Loud as the Hell You Want: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, If You Were Gay!

If You Were Gay: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E...

Loud as the Hell You Want: My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada! [ My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada keeps silent and stares at Loud as the Hell You Want .] Good! It'll help, it'll help! If you just sing along! [Fireworks, Loud as the Hell You Want smashes the ukulele, If You Were Gay slams a drum on Loud as the Hell You Want ] Oh, yeah!