Fraggle Rock Crayons/If You're Grouchy and You Know It (from Sesame Street Live: Let's Be Friends)

Cast

 * Doozers Green as Oscar the Grouch
 * Wembley Green as Grundgetta

Lyrics
Doozers Green: (spoken) Let's show them what a grouch is really like. Heh, heh. We're going to sing a song and we want you to do everything we said in the song. (singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet.

Wembley Green: Come on.

Doozers Green: If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet.

Wembley Green: Stomp like this.

Doozers Green: (singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really wanna show it. If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet. (spoken) Not bad!

Wembley Green: Disgusting!

Doozers Green: Now try this one.

Wembley Green: (spoken) Whoa! Hey, I'm dancing! (singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, slap your knee. If you're grouchy and you know it, slap your knee. If you're grouchy and you know it...

Doozers Green: (singing) And you really want to show it. If you're grouchy and you know it, slap your knee. (spoken) All right, you guys are grouchy. Now here's something you can do. Try it.

Wembley Green: If you're grouchy and you know it, shout "get lost!"

Doozers Green: Get lost!

Wembley Green: If you're grouchy and you know it, shout "get lost!"

Doozers Green: Get lost!

Wembley Green: If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really wanna show it. If you're grouchy and you know it, shout "get lost!"

Doozers Green: (singing) Get lost! (spoken) Now let's put it all together and bring it on home, grouches!

Doozers Green and Wembley Green : If you're grouchy and you know it, do all three. Get lost! If you're grouchy and you know it, do all three. Get lost! If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really wanna show it. If you're grouchy and you know it, do all three. Get lost! Now you're a grouch like me!

Doozers Green: Heh, heh, heh!