Principal Skinner's Thanksgiving/Principal Skinner's Party quotes


 * Marge: "Oh, Mona, please, just try to calm down, and tell us what happened."
 * Mona: "Well, you know my dog."
 * Marge: "Yes? the 1 you renamed Mr. Gritty?"
 * Mona: "Yeah, well this time he's really gone and done it."
 * Mona: "I took the turkey outta the oven, and he's lookin' at it like a pointer, and I thought: 'That's kinda cute', when all of a sudden, he lunged, attacked, ran out the back door with it and tore it to shreds, and now....I don't have a turkey."
 * Sherri: "Mr. Gritty is a bad dog."
 * Mona: "From now on, his new name is Mr. Get the Heck Outta Here."
 * Mona: "Oh, what am I gonna do? my niece and her husband are coming for dinner."
 * Marge: "Oh, you know something?"
 * Mona: "What?"
 * Marge: "There's a place in down town Springfield that has pre cooked turkeys, and I'm sure they're open for at least another half an hour."
 * Mona: "Oh, I can't make it to down town Springfield..........."
 * Principal Skinner: "Well you could if I took you there."
 * Mona: "You'd do that for me?"
 * Principal Skinner: "Sure......."
 * Mona: "Oh, come on, let's go, time's a wastin'."