Ghost Barber/The Barber's Ghostly Trick

Ghost Barber, retitled The Barber's Ghostly Trick for American audiences, is the 24th episode of the 2nd season of The Angry Policeman the Policeman and Friends and the 50th episode overall.

Cast

 * The Angry Policeman as Thomas
 * The Barber as Percy
 * Paxton as Toby
 * Enda Crabaplle (from The Simpsons) and Sheila Broflovski (from South Park) as Annie and Clarabell (do not speak)
 * Sam the Farmer as Himself (mentioned)
 * Arry as Terence (deleted scene)

Transcript

 * The Barber: And every year on the date of the accident, It runs again. as a warning to others, plunging into the gap, shrieking as a Lost soul.
 * The Angry Policeman: The Barber, what are you talking about?
 * The Barber: The Ghost Barber. The animator saw it last night.
 * The Angry Policeman and Paxton: Where?
 * Narrator: Asked The Angry Policeman and Paxton.
 * The Angry Policeman: He didn't say.
 * The Barber: Oooooh! It makes my feet wobble to think of it.
 * The Angry Policeman: Huh!
 * Narrator: Said the Policeman.
 * The Angry Policeman: You're Just a silly little Barber. I'm not scared.
 * The Barber: The Angry Policeman didn't belive your ghost.
 * Narrator: Said The Barber Next morning. His animator laughed
 * The Barber's Animator: Neither do I. It was a pretend ghost on television.
 * Narrator: The Barber was disappointed. That evening he came back from the Barber Shop.
 * Narrator: The Barber knew where he was, even in the dark.
 * The Barber: Ghost farm crossing! We shan´t be long now!
 * Narrator: He liked working at night. Rails opened, signal light shone green.
 * Narrator: But a broken cartload of Lime lay ahead. Sam the farmer had just gone for help.
 * Narrator: The Barber broked the car to smithereens. Lime flew everywhere! He puffed quickly to the nearest tavern.
 * Narrator: The Barber's animator explained what had happened.
 * Tavern Owner: I will see to it. But you better clean the Barber, or people will think he's a ghost.
 * Narrator: The Barber chuckled.
 * The Barber: Do let's pretend i'm a ghost and scare The Policeman. That will teach him to say i'm a silly little Barber!
 * Narrator: Paxton promised to help.
 * Narrator: The policeman was being oiled up for his evening train.
 * Paxton: The Barber had an accident!
 * The Angry Policeman: Poor Man!
 * Narrator: Said the Policeman.
 * The Angry Policeman: Botheration! That means I will be late.
 * Paxton: they cleared the Road for you. But there's something worse!
 * The Angry Policeman: Out with it Paxton! I can't wait all evening.
 * Paxton: I've just seen something.
 * Narrator: Said Paxton.
 * Paxton: It looked like The Barber's Ghost. He said he he was coming here to to warn us!
 * The Angry Policeman: Huh! Who Cares? Don't be frightened, little Paxton. I will take care of you.
 * The Barber: Peep! Peep! Peep, Peep, Peep, Peep! Let me in! Let me in!
 * Narrator: Wailed The Barber.
 * Paxton: No, no! Not by the smoke of my chimney, chim chim!
 * The Barber: I'll Chuff, and I'll puff, and I'll break your door in!
 * The Angry Policeman: Oh Dear!
 * Narrator: Exclaimed the Policeman.
 * The Angry Policeman: It's getting late! I had no idea. I must find Edna Krabappel and Shelia Broflovski.
 * Narrator: It was morning when The Policeman returned.
 * Paxton: Where have you been?
 * Narrator: Asked Paxton.
 * The Angry Policeman: Ah, well. I knew you would be sad about The Barber, and I, hmm, and, I didn't like to intrude. I slept in the good hotel. Oh sorry! Can't stop. Got to see a Truck about the train.
 * Narrator: The Barber was none the worse about his adventure and was still enjoying himself enormously. He had heard everything!
 * The Barber: Well, Well, Well... What do you know about that?
 * Paxton: Anyone would think that our Policeman saw a ghost.