Fraggle Rock/Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Gobo Fraggle as Kermit the Frog
 * Morris Fraggle as Scooter
 * Boober Fraggle as Fozzie Bear
 * Sprocket as Rowlf the Dog
 * Philo as Statler
 * Gunge as Waldorf

Lyrics
(Main stage. Gobo Fraggle enters.)

Gobo Fraggle: Ladies and gentlemen, "Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Fraggle."

(Dressed like a ringmaster, a mustachioed Morris Fraggle does most of the singing and dancing, while Boober Fraggle, who is being led around the stage on a chain, hams it up all around him. Sprocket accompanies the duo on piano in the background.)

Morris Fraggle: I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing Fraggle Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming

Oh, who would think a boy and Fraggle Could be well accepted everywhere It's just amazing how fair people can be

Seen at the nicest places where well-fed faces all stop to stare Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing Fraggle They'll love us, (Boober Fraggle: won't they?) They feed us, (Boober Fraggle: don't they?)

Oh, who would think a boy and bear Could be well accepted everywhere It's just amazing how fair people can be

Oh, who needs money (Boober Fraggle: when we're funny? Aaahhhh!) Morris Fraggle: The big attraction everywhere Will be Simon Smith and his dancing Fraggle It's Simon Smith and his amazing dancing Fraggle ( Boober Fraggle: Together! Yes! ) ( Boober Fraggle: Oh, yes! )

Philo: Say, Gunge I was wondering if maybe you ... (goes silent while talking)

Gunge: Darn, I'd better get some new batteries for my hearing aid.

Philo: (laughs) I fool him every time!

( Gunge smacks him in the face.)