No Joke For James - Told by Alec Baldwin

Description
I made this by using my Alec Baldwin expression. Enjoy!

Transcript

 * Alec Baldwin: James is a mixed traffic engine. He can pull both freight cars and coaches. He's proud of his smart red paint and so is his driver.
 * James' Driver: Everyone says you brighten up your day, James.
 * Alec Baldwin: One morning, James whistled loudly at the other engines.
 * James: Look at me! I'm a smartest most useful engine on the line!
 * Thomas: Rubbish.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: We're all useful. Sir Topham Hatt says so and he's headed the whole railway.
 * Percy: You know what, James?
 * Alec Baldwin: Added Percy.
 * James: What?
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied James.
 * Percy: You're getting all puffed out.
 * Alec Baldwin: James huffed away. Later, he was still boasting.
 * James: I'm the pride of the line.
 * Gordon: I saw you're pulling freight cars. You're only a goods engine.
 * James: I've pull coaches too.
 * Gordon: Not as much as I do.
 * James: But Sir Topham Hatt has plans for me.
 * Alec Baldwin: James was making this up but Gordon believe him.
 * Gordon: What plans?
 * James: Uh, wait and see. Oh dear.
 * Alec Baldwin: He thought.
 * James: Now what'll I do?
 * Alec Baldwin: Thomas was shunting shiny new coaches.
 * Thomas: Good morning, James.
 * James: Are those coaches for me?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked James hopefully.
 * Thomas: No, these are for Gordon's Express. I'll fetch your freight cars next.
 * Alec Baldwin: But James was going to play a trick on the other engines.
 * James: Actually, Thomas, I'm taking the coaches. Sir Topham Hatt ask me to tell you.
 * Thomas: What about the cars?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked Thomas.
 * James: Uh, give them to Gordon.
 * Thomas' Driver: Come on, Thomas.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
 * Thomas' Driver: Orders and orders.
 * Alec Baldwin: So when James' driver returned, James was coupled to the coaches and he puffed away. Thomas returned with the freight cars. And a few minutes later, Gordon arrived.
 * Gordon: Where's the express?
 * Alec Baldwin: Thomas told him about James.
 * Thomas: And so here are your cars.
 * Alec Baldwin: Gordon was very cross and so his driver.
 * Gordon's Driver: Wait'll Sir Topham Hatt heres about this.
 * Alec Baldwin: Meanwhile James was enjoying himself enormously.
 * James: What a clever plan! What a clever plan!
 * Alec Baldwin: He chuffed. Then he saw Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Some jokes are funny, but not this one, James. You have caused confusion.
 * James: Yes Sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said James.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You will now stay in your shed until you are wanted.
 * Alec Baldwin: The other engines teased James.
 * Gordon: I wonder who'd be pulling the express today?
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Gordon.
 * Henry: I expect it'll be you.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Henry.
 * Henry: James is stuck in the shed for being silly.
 * Alec Baldwin: James felt sad. Next morning, he went back to work.
 * Thomas: Hello.
 * Alec Baldwin: Whistled Thomas.
 * Thomas: Good to see you out and about again.
 * James: I'm sorry I tricked you.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said James.
 * James: Are these my cars?
 * Thomas: Yes.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Thomas kindly.
 * Thomas: They're please to have you back.
 * Alec Baldwin: James set off to the harbour with a train of freight cars. He bustled about all day pushing and pulling them into place.
 * James' Driver: Time to go home now, James.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said his driver at last.
 * James' Driver: No cars or passengers. Just we too.
 * Alec Baldwin: But his driver was wrong.
 * Railway Inspector: Excuse me.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said the man.
 * Railway Inspector: I have a meeting with Sir Topham Hatt and I mustn't be late. May I ride back with you?
 * James' Driver: Of course.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied James' driver. Then he whispered to James.
 * James' Driver: This gentleman is a railway inspector.
 * Alec Baldwin: James was most impressed. He steamed along the line as smoothly and quickly as he could. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting on the platform and the railway inspector greeted him warmly.
 * Railway Inspector: This clever engine gave me a splendid ride. You must be proud of him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Yes indeed. James, once again, you are a really useful engine.