Fraggle Rock/All of Me (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Gobo Fraggle as Kermit the Frog
 * Rock Clinger as Whatnot Monster
 * Baby Poison Cackler as Miss Kitty

Lyrics
(Main stage. Gobo enters to applause.)

Gobo Fraggle: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hi-ho, good friends. Hey, we got a great show for you tonight. Our special guest is Mr. Phil Fraggle, singer, composer, actor and all-around good guy, and we're not gonna do any jokes about his size. But, he's such a cute little fella, we're gonna make him an honorary Fraggle. (nods) But right now, let's get things started with a musical number done up in a brand-new way, "All of Me".

(The curtain opens on a Rock Clinger singing to Baby Poison Cackler, taking himself apart and putting each part in a box.)

Rock Clinger: All of me. Why not take all of me? Can't you see? I'm no good without you. Take my lips. I want to lose them. Take my arms. I'll never use them. Your goodbye … Left me with eyes that cry — here, take them, too. How can I … Go on, dear, without you? You took the part That once was my heart, So why not take all of me?

(He continues to dismantle himself.)

Rock Clinger: Hey! You want my hair? Well, hair it is! … Hey, you need a nose? Guaranteed not to run. … Friends, Romans and countrymen … (lends his ears) … here. … You want to put my chest in your chest? … Here — here, let me give you a hand!

(Big finish.)

Rock Clinger: You took the part That once was my heart, So, why not take, why not take, Why not take all of me?

(He throws his hand into the chest — that's all of him. Baby Poison Cackler closes the chest and laughs.)