Sesame Street nail polish/Breakfast Time (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Sing a Song as Cookie Monster
 * Big Bird is the Word! as Ernie

Lyrics
(doorbell rings)

Big Bird is the Word!: Hark, that must be the doorbell. I invited Sing a Song to come over and have breakfast with me and that's probably him. Come in!

Sing a Song: Good morning, Big Bird is the Word!!

Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, good morning, Sing a Song! Are you ready for breakfast?

Sing a Song: Yeah! Me ready!

Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, good! Hey, you know, there's only one thing. I forgot to ask you what you would like for breakfast. And I have all the stuff laid out here, so I'll fix anything you'd like for breakfast. What would you like?

Sing a Song: Well, Big Bird is the Word!. There, there's only one real thing me had for breakfast. Only one kind of a thing me ever had.

Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, really? What's that?

Sing a Song: Me want a soft ( Big Bird is the Word!: Yeah? ) boiled cookie ( Big Bird is the Word!: Cookie? ) And a glass of cookie juice on the side Or for a change one morning Me will have cookies scrambled or fried ( Big Bird is the Word!: Fried cookies? )

It isn't hard each morning To keep me satisfied Just give me a soft-boiled cookie And a glass of cookie juice on the side

Big Bird is the Word!: Gee, is that all you ever eat for breakfast?

Sing a Song: Sure, Big Bird is the Word!, doesn't everybody?

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, no, I eat all kinds of different things for breakfast.

Sing a Song: You do?

Big Bird is the Word!: (spoken) Well, sure. (singing) Sometimes I have a bowl of some crunchy cereal I'd even have some orange juice too On other days my favorite is boiled eggs and toast And sometimes a stack of pancakes is the breakfast I love most

I'd drink a glass of milk or a cup of cocoa Or even have a cup of tea So many things a fella can eat for breakfast That's why breakfast is so much fun for me

Sing a Song: Big Bird is the Word!, me not like all those different things for breakfast.

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, sure you would, Sing a Song. You just oughta try them sometime.

Sing a Song: (spoken) No, thank you. Me stick to best breakfast of all. Aha! (singing) Me want a soft boiled cookie And a glass of cookie juice on the side Or for a change one morning Me will have cookies scrambled or fried

It isn't hard each morning To keep me satisfied Just give me a soft-boiled cookie And a glass of cookie juice on the side

Big Bird is the Word!: (singing) Sometimes I have a bowl of some crunchy cereal I'd even have some orange juice too On other days my favorite is boiled eggs and toast And sometimes a stack of pancakes is the breakfast I love most

I'd drink a glass of milk or a cup of cocoa Or even have a cup of tea So many things a fella can eat for breakfast That's why breakfast is so much fun for me (spoken) Well, I guess, Sing a Song, it certainly seems like we do like different things for breakfast.

Sing a Song: That's right, Big Bird is the Word!. Boy.

Big Bird is the Word!: But you know what? I'm fresh out of cookies.

Sing a Song: Oh, Big Bird is the Word!!

Big Bird is the Word!: And I don't have any cookie juice either.

Sing a Song: Oh!

Big Bird is the Word!: But uh, I'll tell you what, Sing a Song. See, look what I got here.

Sing a Song: Yeah.

Big Bird is the Word!: See? A nice, a nice group of fresh eggs right here.

Sing a Song: Yeah.

Big Bird is the Word!: And a frying pan. Now what do you say, Sing a Song?

Sing a Song: Oh, why not? Make nice change.

Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, good!

Sing a Song: Yeah, tell you what, we share. You take the eggs.

Big Bird is the Word!: What?

Sing a Song: And me take the frying pan. (he then eats the frying pan) Un num num num num

Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, my!