Blindly Selected Characters/Cut Every Corner (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Max (from Max and Ruby) as Shary Bobbins
 * Rosita (from Sesame Street) as Bart Simpson
 * Lincoln Loud (from The Loud House) as Lisa Simpson
 * Miss Nettle (from Sofia the First) as Maggie Simpson
 * Little Miss Daredevil (from The Mr. Men Show) as Chief Clancy Wiggum
 * Kanga (from Winnie the Pooh) as Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
 * Annie DeLoo (from The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss) as Homer Simpson
 * Cubby (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Marge Simpson

Lyrics
Max: ''All right, children. Let's clean up this room.''

Rosita: Aw, man.

Lincoln Loud: Do we have to?

Max: Now, now, I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast.

If there's a task that must be done, Don't turn your tail and run. Don't pout, Don't sob, Just do a half-assed job.

If you cut every corner, It is really not so bad. Everybody does it. Even Mom and Dad.

If nobody sees it, Then nobody gets mad.

Rosita: It's the American way.

Max: The policeman on the beat Needs some time to rest his feet.

Little Miss Daredevil: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea.

Max: And the clerk who runs the store Can charge a little more For meat...

Kanga: For meat...

Max: And milk...

Kanga: And milk...

Max & Kanga : From nineteen eighty-four.

Max: If you cut every corner, You'll have more time for play.

Max, Annie DeLoo , Cubby , Rosita and Lincoln Loud : It's the Amer ican way!!