Sesame Street Crayons/Mary Had a Bicycle (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Don Music
 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Kermit the Frog
 * Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue as Big Jeffy
 * Amazing Mumford Presto Purple as Chrissy
 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Rockin' Richard

Lyrics
Oscar Grouchy Green: Hi ho. Oscar Grouchy Green here with the cultural part of the Sesame Street News because today we're speaking to you from the home of that very famous songwriter, Mr. Big Bird Feather Yellow, who's writing a brand new hit song right now. Let's see how he's doing, shall we? Why not?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (playing his piano, while Oscar Grouchy Green enters) Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow And everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went And everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to ... uh ... to ... um, um ... to ... Oh, I'll never get it! Oh, I'm sorry, Ludwig! Oh!

(bangs head on the piano, and sobs)

Oscar Grouchy Green: Uh, excuse me. Uh, pardon me, uh, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Mr. Big Bird Feather Yellow. Uh, excuse me, uh, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

( Big Bird Feather Yellow lifts his head off his piano)

Uh, listen, I'm Oscar Grouchy Green of Sesame Street News. What, what seems to be the trouble?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, it's my new song. I ... I can't find a word to rhyme with snow! I must have a lyric that sounds like snow. Something that lambs do that sounds like snow.

Oscar Grouchy Green: A rhyme for snow. Well, listen, I'm good at rhymes. I do a rhyme all the time. You hear that? I did a rhyme just then.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, that's very nice.

Oscar Grouchy Green: But you want one to, um, but you want one that lambs do.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Right. I'll never get it! Never! Oh!

(bangs his head onto the piano again)

Oscar Grouchy Green: Uh, you'll hurt yourself in the head there, uh Big Bird Feather Yellow. Uh, tell me. Uh, Big Bird Feather Yellow, you okay?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hmm?

Oscar Grouchy Green: What do little lambs do anyhow?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, um, well, um, they got baa and uh, they run around a lot. That's it, they run all the time, they run, run, run, run.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Run, run, that's it.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Run?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Yes, that's a good one. Get this.

( Big Bird Feather Yellow begins to play piano)

Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to run.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: But that doesn't rhyme with snow! It must sound like snow!

Oscar Grouchy Green: Well, it doesn't have to sound like snow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Of course it does!

Oscar Grouchy Green: No it doesn't!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh!

Oscar Grouchy Green: Okay. Listen, we can change that part.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: We can?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Sure, sure. Change it around. Uh, get this.

( Big Bird Feather Yellow begins to play piano)

Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was yellow as the sun And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to run.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: No, I don't think that will work. Lambs aren't yellow. I mean, who ever heard of a yellow lamb!?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Well, I've heard of a yellow lamb.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: You have?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Well, not many but well, what else is yellow? Something else is yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, I don't know. Canaries are yellow.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Canaries! Ya got it.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: That's it?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Sure.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Ready?

( Big Bird Feather Yellow begins playing the piano)

Mary had a little canary, it was yellow as the sun And everywhere that Mary went, the canary was sure to run.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: No, that won't work. Canaries don't run, they fly mostly, I think, uh.

Oscar Grouchy Green: True, true, true. You got a point. We can correct that. Here we go.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: How!? How are we going to correct that!?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Get ready. Here it comes.

( Big Bird Feather Yellow begins to play the piano again)

Mary had a little canary, it was bluer than the sky And everywhere that Mary went, the canary was sure to fly.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: But canaries aren't blue!!!

Oscar Grouchy Green: Eeergghhh!!! Well, um, um ...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I'll never get it! Never, you won't help! Oh!

(bangs head on piano again)

Oscar Grouchy Green: What happened? Hey, Big Bird Feather Yellow, are you okay?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oscar Grouchy Green: Wait a minute, I got the answer. Hey, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yes?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Give ... give Mary a bicycle. All you have to do is give Mary a bicycle.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: A bicycle?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Sure, a bicycle can be any color you want it to be.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Say, I like that. Yeah, I like, let me write that down.

(writes using a pencil on a piece of paper on top of the piano)

Oscar Grouchy Green: What ... what color do you want the bicycle to be, Big Bird Feather Yellow?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Uh, color. Uh ... red. Yes, that's it red. I like red for bicycles.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Okay, okay, okay. Get this.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hold on.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Here we go.

( Big Bird Feather Yellow begins to play his piano)

Mary had a little bicycle, it was painted red as fire And whenever Mary wanted to take a ride, the bicycle had a flat tire.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I like it. I like it!!! Oh, that's great! You got a great talent for writing songs!

Oscar Grouchy Green: I do? Yeah?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: This could be my biggest hit.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Wonderful!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Would you like to hear it?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Certainly. It would be an honor.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Fine!

Oscar Grouchy Green: Uh, ladies and gentleman. Live and in person, here is Big Bird Feather Yellow doing his hit new song.

( Big Bird Feather Yellow plays his piano, and while he's playing, the pencil he was holding falls off his hand and onto the piano and to the floor)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Mary had a bicycle, bicycle, bicycle Mary had a bicycle It was painted red as fire!

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange come through a door and they begin to sing)

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Ma ry, Mary!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: And whenever Mary wanted a ride

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : W h at?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: That's right, wanted a ride

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : O h

Big Bird Feather Yellow: She wanted a ride, whenever she wanted a ride The bicycle had a flat tire

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Ma ry, Mary!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Red, red, red as fire!

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue , Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Ma ry, Mary! : Flat, flat, flat, flat, flat tire! Mary had a bicycle!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: But it always had a flat tire

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Mary, Mary, flat tire!