Kristoff Breaks the Internet trailer/Transcript

(Moreno is seen closing the arcade before "Fix-It Percy, Jr." plays in the beginning)

Kristoff: Hey, kid! Wake up!

Riley Andersen: (screams) Kristoff, what is wrong with you?!

Kristoff: Start churnin' butter, and put on your church shoes, little sister, 'cause we're about to blast off!

Riley Andersen: Kristoff, what is it you're trying to say?

Kristoff: We're going to the internet.

Riley Andersen: What?

(Kristoff and Riley go to a Wi-Fi route)

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)

(Kristoff and Riley fly inside the power cords)

Riley Andersen: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the internet.

(Kristoff and Riley arrive in the internet, where they see some marketing companies, social networking services and others)

Kristoff: Wow! Look at all this stuff.

Riley Andersen: This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen.

Tagline: This summer

Oaken: Welcome to the search bar. What can I help you find today?

Kristoff: Umm...

Oaken: Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami?

Kristoff: No.

Oaken: Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?

Kristoff: Rrrrrr!

Oaken: Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?

Riley Andersen: (to Kristoff) I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.

Oaken: My AutoFill is a touch aggressive today.

Riley Andersen: Let me try. Take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts.

Oaken: Oh, I only found one result.

(Riley arrives in Oh My Disney, where she sees princesses, cartoon characters and others)

Riley Andersen: Oh, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Barf!

Manny: Hey!

(Baymax is shown flying across five websites)

Riley Andersen: Cool!

Greg Jack: You're coming with us, kid!

(Riley gets chased by the Mad Jacks and ends up in the princess aisle, where she meets Honey, Star, GoGo, Jackie, Karmi, Janna, Wendy, StarFan13, Tambry, Liv, Kelly, Megan, Chloe and Hope. They gasp after seeing Riley)

Riley Andersen: Hi.