The Water Buffalo Song (NickandCNRockz Style)

The Water Buffalo Song was a song featured in the Silly Songs with Johnny Test segment of Where's God When I'm S-Scared?

Lyrics
Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Johnny Test, the part of the show where Johnny Test comes out and sings a silly song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Johnny Test.

(Johnny Test comes in wearing his usual outfit and a cowboy hat)

Johnny Test: The Water Buffalo Song!

(music begins)

Johnny Test: Everybody's got a water buffalo. Yours is fast, but mine is slow. Oh where'd you get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I took my buffalo to the store. (saloon door comes in) Got his head stuck in the door. (puts head in saloon door) Spilled some lima beans on the floor. Oh, everybody's got a...

(Finn comes in)

Finn: Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing!?! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo?" "Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!

(Finn leaves)

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Johnny Test. Tune in next time to hear Johnny Test sing.

(Johnny Test pops in)

Johnny Test: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo. Yours is pink, but mine is blue. Hers was small but...

(Finn rushes in)

Finn: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs over Johnny Test)