Muppets/Impossible Inches (from The Letter People)

Cast

 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Mr. I

Lyrics
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Let me introduce myself: I'm Mr. I. I'm covered with inches, lots and lots of them, Inches, head to toe with them. None of them work together the way they should. Impossible inches, Impossible inches, They won't do what they're supposed to do. They're supposed to measure together, Measure together, But they don't. Oh, no! They try to measure by themselves. Impossible inches, Impossible inches, They won't do what they're supposed to do. They're supposed to measure together, Measure together, But they don't. Oh, no! They try to measure by themselves. One impossible inch tried to measure a horse. The horse said, "You've got to be kidding, of course. I'm so big, you're so small. You can't measure me at all, Not by yourself, Not by yourself." The impossible inch said, "Mr. I, how can I measure the horse?" With many, many, many more inches, of course! "Measure together?" Yes! Together! "No! Oh, no! I want to measure by myself." Impossible inches, Impossible inches, They won't do what they're supposed to do. They're supposed to measure together, Measure together, But they don't. Oh, no! They try to measure by themselves. Another impossible inch tried to measure a giraffe. The giraffe said, "That's funny. You're making me laugh! I'm so tall, you're so small. You can't measure me at all, Not by yourself, Not by yourself." "Mr. I, I can't measure a giraffe." "Mr. I, I can't measure a horse." Yes, you can, with many, many more inches. "No! Oh, no! We want to measure by ourselves!" Impossible inches, Impossible inches, They won't do what they're supposed to do. They're supposed to measure together, Measure together, But they don't. Oh, no! They try to measure by themselves. Impossible inches, impossible, Impossible inches, impossible. I-i-i-impossible. I-i-i-inches.... I-i-i-impossible. I-i-i-inches....