U.S. Acres: What's a Quickie?

Transcript
Wade: Uh, Orson... What's a quickie?

Orson: It's a short joke, you know.

Booker: (walks in)  I don't like jokes about being short.

Orson:  Well, it's not a joke about being short, Booker. It's a joke that IS  short.

Roy: (walks in with Bo)   But couldn't you do a short joke about someone being short?!

Bo: Like, y ou could even do a long joke about someone being short, man.

Roy: (whispering in Bo's ear)  Then that would be a long short joke...

Orson:  ENOUGH ALREADY!!! A quickie is a joke that's only forty-five seconds, and it's...

Sheldon: (offscreen) Time's up!! (walks in and his other friends glare at him)

(seconds later, the camera fades out and the whole screen becomes black)

Wade: Ohhh, shucks. I never found out what a quickie was...

(end)

Air Date
August 14, 2013