The Mr. Men Show/If You're Happy and You Know It (from Kids' Favorite Songs 2)

Cast

 * Mr. Happy as Big Bird
 * Mr. Grumpy as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Mr. Happy: (spoken) Hey kids! Let's play a game, huh? Just follow along with me. (singing) If you happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you happy and you know it, clap your hands. (spoken) You got it! Ha, ha! Okay, let's keep going. (singing) If you're happy and you know it, shout hooray.

The Kids: Hooray!

Mr. Happy: If you're happy and you know it, shout hooray.

The Kids: Hooray!

Mr. Happy: If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it, shout hooray.

The Kids: Hooray!

Mr. Happy: If you're happy and you know it, turn around. If you're happy and you know it, turn around. If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're happy and you know it, turn around. If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes. If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes. If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes.

Mr. Grumpy: (spoken) Wait a minute, Mr. Happy! That is not how that song goes.

Mr. Happy: (spoken) What do you mean, Mr. Grumpy?

Mr. Grumpy: (spoken) Just watch and listen! Come on, kids. (singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, just say yuck.

The Kids: Yuck!

Mr. Grumpy: If you're grouchy and you know it, just say yuck.

The Kids: Yuck!

Mr. Grumpy: If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're grouchy and you know it, just say yuck.

The Kids: Yuck!

Mr. Grumpy: (spoken) That's more like it! Heh, heh! (singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet! If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet! If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet! Heh heh!

Mr. Happy: (spoken) (laughing) Not it, Mr. Grumpy! Let's get happy again, kids!

The Kids: Okay!

Mr. Happy: If you're happy and you know it, say I am.

The Kids: I am!

Mr. Grumpy: If you're grouchy and you know it, say you're not!

The Kids: I'm not!

Mr. Happy: If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're happy and you know it, Say I am.

The Kids: I am!

Mr. Grumpy: If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're grouchy and you know it, Just say yuck.

The Kids: Yuck!

Mr. Happy: If you're happy, you should show it.

Mr. Grumpy: If you're grouchy, let me know it!

Mr. Happy and Mr. Grumpy: If you're happy / grouchy, say I am! / Yuck!

The Kids: Huh?

Mr. Happy: Say I am!

The Kids: I am!

Mr. Grumpy: Say yuck!

The Kids: Yuck!

Mr. Happy: Say I am!

The Kids: I am!

Mr. Grumpy: Say yuck!

The Kids: Yuck!

Mr. Happy: Say I am!

Mr. Grumpy: Yuck!

Mr. Happy: Say I am!

Mr. Grumpy: Yuck!

Mr. Happy: (spoken) Yuck?

Mr. Grumpy: (spoken) I am! Heh, heh, heh, heh!