Avenue Q/Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Brian as Floyd Pepper
 * Christmas Eve as Janice
 * Trekkie Monster as Animal
 * Blue Bear as Rizzo the Rat
 * The Newcomer as Rowlf the Dog

Lyrics
Brian: The problem is all inside your head she said to me The answer is easy if you take it logically I'm here to help you in your struggle to be free There must be fifty ways to leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your ways

Brian and Christmas Eve : Just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy

Brian: Just listen to me.

Christmas Eve: For sure.

Brian and Christmas Eve : Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free

The Newcomer: Hey, are you sure it isn't "Fifty Ways to Love Your Leaver?"

Brian: Positive.

The Newcomer: Oh, sorry, Paul.

Brian: She said it's really not my habit to intrude Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude There must be fifty ways to leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your lover

Brian and Christmas Eve : Just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy

Brian: Just listen to me.

Christmas Tree: Really.

Brian and Christmas Eve : Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee

Brian: And get yourself free

Christmas Eve: And get yourself free

Brian: And get yourself free

Brian and Christmas Eve : And get yourself free.