Police Story: Lockdown (2013)

Transcript

 * Narrator: One day, Bagheera and Baloo went to a video shop. When Bagheera saw a 2005 Mickey's Beach Party Silver Edition VHS, it happened.
 * Bagheera: Can I have it, Baloo? Since I scared Mowgli with my best roar.
 * Baloo: No, Bagheera! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!
 * Bagheera: "Grrr"?
 * Baloo: It is my best growl.
 * Bagheera: Okay. (takes a deep breath, and roars) RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Baloo: (enraged) BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! YOU JERK!! YOU JUST ROARED AT ME!!
 * Bagheera: (violenty) I WANT THAT 2005 MICKEY'S BEACH PARTY VHS!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
 * Baloo: If you roar one more time, I'll pick you up and throw in your room. Right?
 * Bagheera: RRRRAAARRR!!
 * Narrator: The next day...
 * Bagheera: Can I have the 2012 Nintendo 3DS Lion King game, Baloo?! Because I really want the 2005 Mickey's Beach Party Silver Edition VHS.
 * Baloo: No, Bagheera! And it's a phony! Right?
 * Bagheera: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!! I WANT IT!
 * Baloo: (angrily) WON'T YOU-- (punches Bagheera very painfully) --STOP ROARING AT ME?!?!
 * Bagheera: RRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRR!
 * Narrator: Then Baloo ran away from Bagheera's roaring tantrum, until the police officers arrived.
 * Timon: What's this? Bagheera flambe??
 * Pumbaa: You're under arrest, black panther!!
 * Bagheera: RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! CAN'T YOU GUYS SEE THAT 2012 NINTENDO 3DS LION KING GAME?!?!
 * Timon: No way, ho-say!! We will wrap you in toilet paper!
 * Bagheera: (muffles) I feel like a mummy.
 * Narrator: At midnight, Simba tried to turn Bagheera into a really mad panther.
 * Simba: If you fall off that cliff, you will be punished for 100 years! Right?
 * Bagheera: Right.
 * Simba: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!
 * Bagheera: No, no, no! (falls off very tall cliff) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Simba: You will stay here for 100 years, you black panther!
 * Bagheera: NOOOOOOO!!! NOT 100 YEARS!
 * Simba: YES! 100 YEARS!! (tapes Bagheera's mouth and puts him in a big bag) Goodbye forever! See you never!
 * Bagheera: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! MMM-MMM!
 * Narrator: And so, poor Bagheera was stuck in jail. I think he didn't deserve his punishment. Don't you?

Air Date
February 11, 2012