Rolie Polie Olie/Rainy Day (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Olie Polie as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Polly Pi as Helen Henny
 * Billy Bevel as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Mr. Percy Polie as Pasqually
 * Pappy Polie as Mr. Munch

Lyrics
Mr. Percy Polie: Hey, are you guys ready to go to the park?

Billy Bevel: Well, so much for the park.

Polly Pi: Oh, no! I was looking forward to having a picnic.

Pappy Polie: Oh, wow! It's really coming down out there.

Olie Polie: Hey, I've got an idea! What if...

Pappy Polie: What do you do on a rainy day when the ground gets soggy and the sky is gray? Tell me what's left for me when it's just too stormy to go outside and play.

Billy Bevel: Using our imaginations, our solution will show.

Polly Pi: Like a game we could play.

Mr. Percy Polie: Or a place we could go.

Pappy Polie: Well, nobody look at me because I just don't know.

Everyone: What to do on a rainy day!

Olie Polie: Guys, I've got a great idea. How about we all...

Polly Pi: Great idea, Olie. We can ice skate!

Billy Bevel: Great idea.

Mr. Percy Polie: Yeah, you're a genius.

Pappy Polie: Of course. Polly, you go up in the freezer. I'll turn on the water and we'll meet back in...

Olie Polie: Guys, no! You can't ice skate in here. Don't! That's just gonna make a huge mess!

Pappy Polie: Hmmmm, I guess you're right. Scratch ice skating. What do you do on a rainy day when the ground gets soggy and the sky is gray? When the rain is pouring and when it's just so boring, it's raining to our dismay.

Mr. Percy Polie: A super cool way for us to spend our time.

Polly Pi: Gotta think of something quick before I lose my mind.

Billy Bevel: If we all work together, maybe we can find...

Everyone: What to do on a rainy day!

Pappy Polie: Hmmmm...

Billy Bevel: What if...no.

Mr. Percy Polie: Eh, I don't know.

Polly Pi: This is really tough.

Olie Polie: Guys, listen! It's simple. We should all...

Billy Bevel: Build a rollercoaster? Great idea!

Polly Pi: Yeah! A rollercoaster!

Pappy Polie: Why didn't I think of that?

Mr. Percy Polie: Good idea, Kermit.

Pappy Polie: Okay, Billy, you get some lumber. Polly, you get the tools and I'll take that wall out and we'll...

Olie Polie: Uh, you guys are not going to build a rollercoaster in my living room!

Pappy Polie: Hmmm, yeah. I guess it is kinda small. Let's see here... What do you do on a rainy day when the ground gets soggy and the sky is gray? When the time is crawling because the rain is falling, it just won't go away.

Polly Pi: Something we can do to amuse and delight.

Mr. Percy Polie: That could take a gloomy day and make it feel all right.

Pappy Polie: I was just a little brighter, I could bring to life.

Everyone: What to do on a rainy day.

Billy Bevel: Let's see...

Pappy Polie: Gee, I just don't know.

Olie Polie: Guys, there's a really obvious choice here!

Mr. Percy Polie: Say no more, Olie. I think we all have-a the same idea.

Everyone: Rhinoceros racing!

Billy Bevel: Oh, yeah!

Polly Pi: It was so obvious!

Pappy Polie: All right, I'll call the zoo. You guys move the couches and we'll...

Olie Polie: No, no, no! We're not going to race rhinoceroses! This is absolutely ridiculous!

Pappy Polie: Well, guys, I guess we're out of ideas. May as well just sit here and wait it out.

Olie Polie: Guys, if you'd just listen, I have a great idea for something to do on a rainy day! How about we all go to Chuck E. Cheese's?

Everyone: (gasps)

Pappy Polie: No, that won't work! If we go outside, we'll get all wet!

Polly Pi: He's right.

Mr. Percy Polie: Yeah! Uh, I can't get-a my hair wet!

Olie Polie: Seriously, guys? I've got some umbrellas. Why don't we just use those?

Billy Bevel: Hey, guys! I've got an idea! How about we all get our umbrellas and go to Chuck E. Cheese's?

Polly Pi: That's a great idea, Billy!

Pappy Polie: Of course! Great thinking, Billy!

Mr. Percy Polie: Oh, why didn't you think of that, Olie?

Everyone: What to do on a rainy day!

Billy Bevel: All right!

Mr. Percy Polie: Let's go. (laughing)

Pappy Polie: (laughing)

Olie Polie: Hey, guys! Wait up!