Muppet lip balm/If I Didn't Have You (from Monsters, Inc.)

Cast

 * Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch as Sulley
 * Kermit's Green Keen Apple as Mike Wazowski

Lyrics
Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: If I were a rich man With a million or two Kermit's Green Keen Apple: I'd live in a penthouse In a room, with a view

Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: And if I were handsome (Kermit's Green Keen Apple: No way) It could happen Those dreams do come true I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have you

Wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin'

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Can I tell you something? For years I have envied (Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: You green with it) Your grace and your charm Everyone loves you, you know? (Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: Yes I know, I know, I know)

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: I must admit it, big guy You always come through I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have you

Kermit's Green Keen Apple and Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: You and me together That's how it Always should be One without the other Don't mean nothing to me Nothing to me Ya

Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: I wouldn't be nothin' (Aw now) If I didn't have you To serve

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: I'm just A punky little eyeball And a funky optic nerve Hey, I never told you this

Sometimes I get a little blue (Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: Looks good on you) But I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have you

Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: Let's dance (Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Ha, ha) Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Look, Ma, I'm dancin' Would you let me lead?

Look at That's it two big guys Who are light on their feet

Don't you dare dip me Don't you dare dip me Don't you dare dip me Ow, I should have stretched

Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: Yes, I wouldn't be nothin' If I didn't have you (Kermit's Green Keen Apple: I know what you mean, Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch, because)

I wouldn't know Where to go (Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Me too because I) Or know, what to do (Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Why do you keep singin' my part?) Kermit's Green Keen Apple: and Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: I don't have to say it (Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: Aw, say it anyway) Kermit's Green Keen Apple: and Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: Cause we both know It's true

I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Youuuuu!

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: One more time! Big one!

Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: Don't have to say it Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Where'd everybody come from? Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: Oh, we both know it's true Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Let's take it home, big guy

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: and Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: You, you, you A-E-I-O That means you Ya!