Apocalypse Pony/Just Dance

Cast

 * Blame It On The Boogie P3 as Little Boy
 * Blame It On The Boogie P2 as Little Girl
 * Blame It On The Boogie P1 as Dad
 * Blame It On The Boogie P4 as Mom
 * Let's Groove P1 as Pestilence Pony
 * Promiscuous P2 as Famine Pony
 * Promiscuous P1 as War Pony
 * Time Warp P4 as Death Pony

Transcript
(To start the sketch, Blame It On The Boogie P3 (with a green crayon) and Blame It On The Boogie P2 (with a red one) are drawing on the wall of their living room. On it are the word "FART" written twice and the Just Dance panda.)

Announcer: Uh-oh - are you kids being bad?

Children: Yeah!

Announcer: You know what that means!

Children: Punishment from above!

(The four Apocalypse Dancers fly in through the window.)

Female Singer: Just Dance: Apocalypse Dancers! Punish mankind for their sins!

Let's Groove P1: I'm Pestilence Dancer! [laughs and sprinkles some gray dust onto Blame It On The Boogie P2 below]

Blame It On The Boogie P2: I love you, Pestilence Dancer.

(Suddenly, she starts coughing from bubonic plague from the dust.)

Promiscuous P2: I'm Famine Dancer! [shoots a ray of light, empties a bag of chips Blame It On The Boogie P3 is eating, and covers his face with soot and ash, choking him in the process]

Promiscuous P1: Yay! War Dancer!

(As the song continues, she sets the couch and many other things in the living room on fire by blowing it from her mouth, causing the smoke alarm to ring. Then the children's parents run into the room, confused by what's going on.)

Blame It On The Boogie P1: Hey, what's all this racket?

Blame It On The Boogie P4: [hugging her kids] My goodness!

Time Warp P4: And I am [demonic voice] Death Dancer!

Blame It On The Boogie P4: Oh, how sad. The poor thing can't hear.

Blame It On The Boogie P3: [scared, eyes wide] No, Mom, I think he said-

(Time Warp P4 roars, spews out a bigger beam of light, and disintegrates the family into skeletons, which drop into piles. Then we cut to a screen with the four Apocalypse Dancers; a second later, a rainbow fades in with the words "Apocalypse Dancer" shining in from a comet that sweeps across.)

Female Singer: Just Dance: Apocalypse Dancer! Punish mankind for their sins!

Blame It On The Boogie P2's Skull: [popping into the screen with a circle] I love you, Apocalypse Dancers!

(As always, we end with static.)