Muppets/Pointy Patches (from The Letter People)

Cast

 * Zoot as Mr. P

Lyrics
Zoot: I've got pointy, pointy patches From my shoulders to my shoes, Pointy patches on each elbow and each knee. Sewn up with pointy patterned stitches, Pointy patches on my britches, They're as pointy as a pointy patch can be. I'm Mr. P. Purple patches, yellow patches, Pink and green and blue. Positively perfect patches- Don't you think so, too? I'm like a paper picture postcard Pasted up with postage stamps. I've a patch from every part of this country. From Paducah down to Natchez, People love my pointy patches, Pointing out each patch that matches patched-up me. I'm Mr. P. Patched-up me. Yes-sir-ree. I'm Mr. P. Pointy patches.