Codename: Kids Next Door Villains/Thomas & Friends: Thomas and Gordon Parodies-Featuring Heinrich Von Marzipan and Stickybeard

Cast

 * Heinrich Von Marzipan as Thomas
 * Stickybeard as Gordon
 * Ringo Starr as UK Narrator
 * Manfred Steffen as German Narrator

Quotes

 * Narrator: Heinrich Von Marzipan is a Candy Obessed German Child who lives in Frankfurt, Germany. He's a cheeky little kinderlein, with a pair of dark brown boots, a dark green jeans, a white-ish grey shirt, a light brown waistcoat, a red neckerchief, a pair of dark brown gloves, a monocle on his left eye and a explorer's helmet.
 * Heinrich Von Marzipan: Vake up lazybones!, vhy don't you vork hard like me?
 * Heinrich Von Marzipan: Do some hard vork for change. You can't catch me!
 * Stickybeard: Hurry up ye!
 * Heinrich Von Marzipan: Hurry up yourself!
 * Stickybeard: Aye, I will.
 * Heinrich Von Marzipan: I shall never be ze same again. Mein boots, mein gloves und mein monocle vill be vorn out!
 * Stickybeard: Well, little cabin boy Heinrich. Now ye know what hard works means, don't ye?