A Heather's Life (YTV Superstars Spoof)

A Heather's Life is a YTV Superstars Spoof to A Cheatsy's (Larry's) Life from the Super Mario World Cartoon, as sung by Heather Hogwarsh as Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa, with Mel Szyslak Meilin Rae, and Theodora Villavicencio as the Monty Mole backup Singers, as well as Mitchie O'Hara, Audrey Jones and Amethyst Giger as Mario, Luigi and Yoshi.

Plot

 * Mitchie, Audrey and Amethyst are on their quest to rescue Ash Ketchum, Kevin Keene and Marty McFly from the clutches of Heather Hogwarsh and her three minions, Mel Szyslak, Meilin Rae and Theodora Villavicencio, in this musical spoof.

Cast

 * 1) Mitchie O'Hara (
 * 2) Audrey Jones (
 * 3) Amethyst Giger (
 * 4) Heather Hogwarsh (
 * 5) Mel Szyslak (
 * 6) Meilin Rae (
 * 7) Theodora Villavicencio (
 * 8) Ash Ketchum (
 * 9) Kevin Keene (
 * 10) Marty McFly (
 * 11) Garfield (
 * 12) Rikochet (

Script and Lyrics

 * (We open this spoof with Rikochet narrating it)
 * Rikochet: And now, it's time for Super Mario Songs on YTV, the part of the show where my friends and I come out and sing a Super Mario Song. Inside the Hogwarsh dungeon, we find Ash, Kevin and Marty as imprisoned boys from the clutches of Heather Hogwarsh.
 * Heather Hogwarsh: Good work, young women! In fact, better than good! This is splendid! The residents of the Cartoon University will have to buy their things back from me, or go hungry! Oh, Radford, is there anyone more despicable than me.
 * (Mitchie, Audrey and Amethyst are spying on Heather, and aren't too happy to take exception)
 * Mitchie, Audrey and Amethyst: (in dismissive unison) No!
 * Garfield: (popping out) Cue the song spoof, please.
 * Heather: Oh, Master Lexi sees a chance for some real mischief.
 * Mel, Meilin and Theodora: