Humbert (Bashful and Friends episode)

Humbert is the twenty-third episode of the third season of Bashful the Dwarf and Friends, and the 75th episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Bulgy.

Cast

 * Timothy Q. Mouse (from Dumbo) as Bertie
 * Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Duck
 * Humbert the Huntsman as Bulgy
 * Dumbo (from Dumbo) as Oliver
 * Forest Animals as Coaches
 * Duck's Crew as Themselves
 * Various Hens as Themselves
 * Various Passengers as Themselves
 * Dopey as James (Cameo Role)
 * Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as BoCo (Cameo Role)
 * Bashful as Thomas (Cameo Role)
 * Mrs. Potts and Fifi (from Beauty and the Beast) as Annie and Clarabel (Cameo Role)
 * Sneezy as Percy (Cameo Role)

Transcript
Narrator: "It was a special holiday on Disneyland. Timothy Q. Mouse was working harder than ever before.

All the characters were busy, too.

Mickey was waiting for his next journey. Near him stood a huntsman, but he didn't look friendly like Timothy. The huntsman growled as he gazed at the happy passengers."

Humbert: "Stupid nonsense."

Narrator: "He grumbled."

Humbert: "I wouldn't have brought them if I'd known. I'd have had a breakdown or something."

Mickey Mouse: "I'm glad you didn't."

Narrator: "Smiled Mickey."

Mickey Mouse: "You'd have spoiled their fun."

Humbert: "Bah. Enjoyment is all you characters live for. One day, Disneyland will be ripped up!"

Narrator: "Mickey felt shocked at such an idea."

Mickey Mouse: "We have a friend called Timothy, and he's a mouse, but he likes Disneyland. Sometimes he teases us about it, but he'd never want to see it ripped up."

Humbert: "Heh."

Narrator: "Growled the huntsman."

Humbert: "I know Timothy. He's too small in size to be of any use."

Narrator: "Mickey took no notice."

Mickey Mouse: "That man is silly."

Narrator: "He thought, as he steamed away.

At the junction, Mickey told Dumbo all about him."

Dumbo: "I call him Humbert!"

Narrator: "Chuckled Dumbo, and then he puffed happily away.

But that afternoon, when the two characters met again, Dumbo was no longer laughing."

Dumbo: "Humbert's friend has come."

Narrator: "He said."

Dumbo: "He's rude, too! He's taking Humbert's passengers home, and leaving Humbert free to steal ours."

Mickey Mouse: "But he can't!"

Narrator: "Objected Mickey."

Dumbo: "Humbert says he can get them to the Forest before us."

Mickey Mouse: "Rubbish."

Narrator: "Replied Mickey."

Mickey Mouse: "It's much farther by road."

Dumbo: "Yeah,"

Narrator: "Continued Dumbo."

Dumbo: "But Humbert says he knows a shortcut!"

Narrator: "That evening, the characters were preparing for the homeward rush."

Mickey Mouse: "Where are the passengers?"

Narrator: "They wondered."

Dumbo: "Look!"

Narrator: "Shrilled Dumbo."

Dumbo: "Look at Humbert! He's a mean, forest deciever!"

Narrator: "Humbert was wearing a large sign, saying, 'Disneyland Huntsman'."

Humbert: "Yeah, boo, snubs!"

Narrator: "He jeered, as he roared away."

Mickey Mouse: "Come on,"

Narrator: "Puffed Mickey to his animals,"

Mickey Mouse: "Let's see what he's up to!"

Narrator: "Mickey wanted to get back at Humbert, but he wasn't sure how.

Then, in the distance, Mickey saw a red flag. That meant 'Danger'.

The line here crosses a narrow road, and there was Humbert, wedged firmly under the bridge."

Mickey Mouse: "So this was his shortcut."

Narrator: "Chuckled Mickey."

Passengers: "He tricked us!"

Narrator: "Shouted Humbert's passengers."

Passengers: "He said he was a Disneyland Huntsman, but he wouldn't accept our return tickets! He wanted us to think Disneyland was no good!"

Narrator: "Mickey's crew examined the bridge."

Mickey Mouse's Crew: "It's risky, but we must help the passengers."

Mickey Mouse: "Passengers are urgent."

Narrator: "Agreed Mickey. Mickey slowly and carefully set off across the bridge. Humbert wailed as he felt the bridge quiver."

Humbert: "Oh, oh! Stop!"

Narrator: "He shouted."

Humbert: "It might fall on me!"

Mickey Mouse: "That would serve you right for telling lies."

Narrator: "Said Mickey, but the bridge didn't collapse.

Mickey made good time, and all the passengers caught their rides.

The bridge is now mended, but not unfortunately, Humbert and his ways. He never learned sense. He's a henhouse now, and his lies can do no harm. The hens never listen to them, anyway."

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Credits

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