Blindly Selected Characters/Minimum Wage Nanny (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Pingu's Mom (from Pingu) as Bart Simpson
 * Tico the Squirrel (from Dora the Explorer) as Lisa Simpson
 * Lisa Loud (from The Loud House) as Homer Simpson
 * Big Bird (from Sesame Street) as Marge Simpson
 * Ojo (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Grandpa Abe Simpson

Lyrics
Tico the Squirrel: We have our own'' suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?''

Lisa Loud: You have my undivided attention.

( Lisa Loud's brain says otherwise as it is playing a "Steamboat Willie" version of "Turkey in the Straw," which he hums along with.)

Big Bird: Well, I'd like to hear your suggestions.

Tico the Squirrel: (to Pingu's Mom ) Maestro, if you please.

( Pingu's Mom presses the play button on a boombox, which starts playing a cheery tune.)

Tico the Squirrel (cont'd): If you wish to be our sitter, Please be sweet and never bitter, Help us with math and book reports.

Pingu's Mom: Might I add: "Eat my shorts".

Tico the Squirrel: Pingu's Mom!

Pingu's Mom: Just cuttin' through the treacle.

Tico the Squirrel: If Mr. Small's fussy, don't avoid him.

Pingu's Mom: Let me get away with moider.

Tico the Squirrel: Teach us songs and magic tricks.

Lisa Loud: Might I add: no fat chicks.

Big Bird: Lisa Loud!

Tico the Squirrel: The nanny we want Is kindly and sage.

Lisa Loud: And one who will work For minimum wage.

Tico the Squirrel: Hurry, nanny, Things are grim.

Ojo: I'll do it!

Pingu's Mom and Tico the Squirrel : Anyone but him!