Pop Goes The Diesel Transcript

Pop Goes The Diesel Transcript is Pikachufreak's idea.

Description

 * Here's the full transcript to Pop Goes The Diesel.

Characters

 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Duck
 * Diesel
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Percy (cameo)

Ringo Starr US version

 * Ringo Starr: Duck is very proud of being Great Western. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard too and makes everything ran like clockwork. It was a splendid day. The cars and coaches behave well, the passengers even stopped grumbling. But the engines didn't like having to bustle about.
 * Duck: There are two ways of doing things.
 * Ringo Starr: Duck told them.
 * Duck: The Great Western way, or the wrong way. I'm Great Western and...
 * Henry, Gordon and James: Don't we know it!
 * Ringo Starr: The engines were glad when the visitor came. He purred smoothly towards him. Sir Topham Hatt introduce him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Here is Diesel. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Duck.
 * Diesel: Good morning.
 * Ringo Starr: Purred Diesel in an oily voice.
 * Diesel: Please to meet you, Duck. Is that James and Henry and Gordon too? I am delighted to meet such famous engines.
 * Ringo Starr: The silly engines were flattered.
 * Engines: He has very good manners.
 * Ringo Starr: They murmured.
 * Engines: We are pleased to have in our yard.
 * Ringo Starr: Duck had his doubts.
 * Duck: Come on!
 * Ringo Starr: He said. Diesel purred after him.
 * Diesel: Your worth Top...
 * Duck: Sir Topham Hatt to you.
 * Ringo Starr: Ordered Duck. Diesel looked hurt.
 * Diesel: Your worthy Sir Topham Hatt thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We diesel don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improvement. We are revolutionary.
 * Duck: Oh!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Duck.
 * Duck: If you are revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my cars while I fetch Gordon's coaches.
 * Ringo Starr: Diesel delighted to show off, purred away. When Duck returned, Diesel was trying to take some cars from a siding. They were old and empty. They've not been touch for a long time. Diesel found them hard to move. Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
 * Cars: Oh! Oh!
 * Ringo Starr: The cars groaned.
 * Cars: We can't! We won't!
 * Ringo Starr: Duck watched with interest. Diesel lost patience.
 * Diesel: Grrr!
 * Ringo Starr: He roared, and gave a great heave. The cars jerked forward.
 * Cars: Oh! Oh!
 * Ringo Starr: They screamed.
 * Cars: We can't! We won't!
 * Ringo Starr: Some of their brakes snapped, and the gear jammed in the sleepers.
 * Diesel: Grrrr!
 * Duck: Ha, ha, ha!
 * Ringo Starr: Chuckled Duck. Diesel recovered and try to push the cars back, but they wouldn't move. Duck ran quietly around to collect the other cars.
 * Duck: Thank you for arranging these, Diesel. I must go now.
 * Diesel: Don't you want this lot?
 * Duck: No thank you.
 * Ringo Starr: Diesel gulped.
 * Diesel: And I've taken all this trouble. Why didn't you tell me?
 * Duck: You never asked me. Besides.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Duck.
 * Duck: You were having such fun being revo-whatever-it-was-you-said. Goodbye.
 * Diesel: Grrrr!
 * Ringo Starr: Diesel had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the cars were laughing and singing at him.
 * Cars: Cars are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel, in and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel, when he pulls the wrong cars out, Pop Goes The Diesel!
 * Diesel: Grrr!
 * Ringo Starr: Growled Diesel, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed.

George Carlin version

 * George Carlin: Duck is very proud of being Great Western. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard too and makes everything ran like clockwork. It was a splendid day. The cars and coaches behave well, the passengers even stopped grumbling. But the engines didn't like having to bustle about.
 * Duck: There are two ways of doing things.
 * George Carlin: Duck told them.
 * Duck: The Great Western way, or the wrong way. I'm Great Western and...
 * Henry, Gordon and James: Don't we know it!
 * George Carlin: They groaned. The engines were glad when the visitor came. He purred smoothly towards him. Sir Topham Hatt introduce him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Here is Diesel. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Duck.
 * Diesel: Good morning.
 * George Carlin: Purred Diesel in an oily voice.
 * Diesel: Please to meet you, Duck. Is that James and Henry and Gordon too? I am delighted to meet such famous engines.
 * George Carlin: The silly engines were flattered.
 * Engines: He has very good manners.
 * George Carlin: They murmured.
 * Engines: We're pleased to have in our yard.
 * George Carlin: Duck had his doubts.
 * Duck: Come on!
 * George Carlin: He said. Diesel purred after him.
 * Diesel: Your worth Top...
 * Duck: Sir Topham Hatt to you.
 * George Carlin: Ordered Duck. Diesel looked hurt.
 * Diesel: Your worthy Sir Topham Hatt thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We diesel don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improvement. We are revolutionary.
 * Duck: Oh!
 * George Carlin: Said Duck.
 * Duck: If you are revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my cars while I fetch Gordon's coaches.
 * George Carlin: Diesel delighted to show off, purred away. When Duck returned, Diesel was trying to take some cars from a siding. They were old and empty. They've not been touch for a long time. Diesel found them hard to move. Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
 * Cars: Oh! Oh!
 * George Carlin: The cars groaned.
 * Cars: We can't! We won't!
 * George Carlin: Duck watched with interest. Diesel lost patience.
 * Diesel: Grrr!
 * George Carlin: He roared, and gave a great heave. The cars jerked forward.
 * Cars: Ohhh!
 * George Carlin: They screamed.
 * Cars: We can't! We won't!
 * George Carlin: Some of their brakes snapped, and the gear jammed in the sleepers.
 * Diesel: Grrrr!
 * Duck: Ha, ha, ha!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Duck. Diesel recovered and try to push the cars back, but they wouldn't move. Duck ran quietly around to collect the other cars.
 * Duck: Thank you for arranging these, Diesel. I must go now.
 * Diesel: Don't you want this lot?
 * Duck: No thank you.
 * George Carlin: Diesel gulped.
 * Diesel: And I've taken all this trouble? Why didn't you tell me?
 * Duck: You never asked me. Besides.
 * George Carlin: Said Duck.
 * Duck: You were having such fun being revo-whatever-it-was-you-said. Goodbye.
 * Diesel: Grrrr!
 * George Carlin: Diesel had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the cars were laughing and singing at him.
 * Cars: Cars are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel, in and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel, when he pulls the wrong cars out, Pop Goes The Diesel!
 * Diesel: Grrr!
 * George Carlin: Growled Diesel, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed.