Colors/U Lecture (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Grover (Blue) as Professor Hastings
 * Zoe (Orange) as Ernie

Lyrics
Zoe (Orange) (spoken): "Hi there. Zoe (Orange) here. And now, we'll have Grover (Blue) lecture us on the next letter of the alphabet: the letter U. Uhhhh, Grover (Blue)?"

Grover (Blue): "Huh?! Huh?! Ah, yes. Good day.

(sung) U is for underpass, U is for underwear, U is for... uhhh... uuhh..." (falls asleep)

(alarm clock rings)

Zoe (Orange) (spoken): "Up, Grover (Blue)!"

Grover (Blue): "Huh?! Huh?! Uhm...

(sung) U is for upper plate, U is for undulate, U is for... uhhhh... uhh..." (falls asleep)

(alarm clock rings)

Zoe (Orange): (spoken) "Up, Grover (Blue)!"

Grover (Blue): "Huh?! Huh?!

(sung) One straight line going down and smoothly curving 'round

And heading straight up the other way U is unusual U is unquestionably The start of USA

(spoken) Which began when the United States... uhmm... united... that's another U word.

(sung) As is unicorn Ukulele, uniform and U also sounds like Uncle... umbrella... umpire... uhmm..." (falls asleep)

(alarm clock rings)

Zoe (Orange): "Up, Grover (Blue), up!"

Grover (Blue): "Huh?! Huh?! Who?!"

Zoe (Orange): "U!"