Marge or Swim

Marge or Swim is a The Simpsons/The Loud House parody.

Cast

 * Moe Syzslak as Lori Loud
 * Homer Simpson as Leni Loud
 * Otto Mann as Luna Loud
 * Krusty the Clown as Luan Loud
 * McBain as Lynn Loud
 * Marge Simpson as Lincoln Loud
 * Artie Ziff as Lucy Loud
 * Smithers as Lana Loud
 * Mr. Burns as Lola Loud
 * Professor Frink as Lisa Loud
 * Gerald as Lily Loud
 * Maya as Bobby
 * Jasper Beardly as Mrs. Jelinski

Script
(The sun is shining really bright today, the sound of mosquitos buzzing and water splashing can be heard. Camera cuts to a sign reading "Springfield Community Pool." Camera zooms down to reveal Marge, wearing her swimsuit, stepping out of the changing room and pulling it up.)

Marge: (to the viewers) Ah! On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in the community pool. (She dashes towards the pool.) CANNONBALL!

(The sound of a whistle halts her to a stop. The camera goes up, showing a concerned face on her.)

Lifeguard: Simpson family, out!

McBain: But we were just having fun.

Lifeguard: Chicken fights during Senior Swim are not "fun".

Jasper Beardly: (shaking his fist in anger) I just replaced this hip!

(The other seniors look back at the family with concerned or angry expressions.)

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(Screen wipe to show a sign called "Shelbyville Community Pool." Camera pans down to show Marge stepping out of the changing room, pulling up her swimsuit.)

Marge: (sighs) On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in the community pool...one town over. (Marge prepares to do another cannonball.) CANNONBALL!

(Like last time, the sound of a whistle makes Marge halt to a stop, the camera pans up, to reveal her face, which has a rather ticked off expression.)

Lifeguard: Simpson family, out!

(The family is seen leaving, while the lifeguard shoves Marge out. Smithers can be seen holding a spoon.)

Smithers: But we were just having fun.

Lifeguard: Drinking pool water is not fun.

Smithers: But it tastes like chicken noodle soup.

Lifeguard: Fine, but did you have to add the celery and carrots?

(The camera zooms out to reveal that Smithers has covered the pool with slices of celery and carrots. The lifeguard scoops some of these slices out with her pool skimmer.)

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