The Loud House Own Shorts: Inside the Director's Mind with Lincoln Loud

Lincoln Loud interviews Chris Savino and asks him what's it like behind the scenes.

Transcript
[The short begins,The title is called "Inside the Directors Mind with Lincoln Loud", Lincoln is looking at the viewers.]

Lincoln: "Welcome to Inside the Director's Mind" with me, Lincoln Loud. Today we're extremely lucky to have the best director in the world and he's joining us here in the Loud House theater--- Chris Savino. Thanks for being here, Chris.

Chris Savino: "Happy to be here, Lincoln Loud."

Lincoln: "Chris Savino, when I'm bored, I sometimes look out the window of the Loud House. Is that a movie?"

Chris Savino: "In a way, yes. And in another way, no. See, when I look out the window of your house, it's a movie. But not when you do."

[Everyone is clapping.]

Lincoln: "Do you consider your movies to be "Loud books" or "music with people instead of notes"?"

Chris Savino: "That's all false. And you still owe me $20 for that Burpin' Burger sandwich."

[Everyone is clapping.]

Lincoln: "Tell me something, Does it hurt when the actors get flattened on the screen?"

Chris Savino: "Absolutely. It hurts them a lot. The whole time we're shooting, they're in agony. But they get paid very well, so don't feel bad for them."

[Everyone is clapping.]

Lincoln: "Now, I usually watch movies in fast forward..."

[Fast-forward at the screen.]

Lincoln: "Because I think its funny when the people move fast."

Chris Savino: "My new movie can be watched at any speed."

[Backwards at the screen.]

Lincoln: "?Sdrawkcab nevE" [The subtitle at the bottom "Even backwards?"]

Chris Savino: "!sdrawkcab yllaicepsE" [The subtitle at the bottom "Especially backwards!"]

[Upside down at the screen.]

Lincoln: "Upside down?"

Chris Savino: "When viewed upside down, my movie is a nonstop thrill ride."

[Right-side Up at the screen, Everyone is clapping.]

Lincoln: "I've always wondered this-- who takes out all the bad words for the TV versions of your movies?"

Chris Savino: "We have a goblin who eats all the bad words. We have to give him at least 100 bad words a week or he'll destroy our peaceful filmmaking village.

Lincoln: [laughs] "How about some audience questions?"

[Luna is raising your hand.]

Lincoln: "You there with the body of a rock and roll band and also the face of a rockstar."

Luna: "This is for Chris Savino. Where can I get shoes like that?"

Chris Savino: "These aren't shoes, actually. I just smeared peanut butter over my feet."

Luna: "Wow, got it."

Lori: [raising his hand] "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!"

Lincoln: "You! You, the boss sister. Yes, you."

Lori: "Okay, so, I've directed a couple of films myself, just little projects. Eh, could I get one of those special pins they give directors?"

Chris Savino: "You already have one. Look in your shirt."

[Chris Savino eyes zaps on Lori's shirt and Lori pick the coin out of his shirt.]

Lori: "Well, i'll be!"

[Everyone is clapping expect Lori sees the audience.]

Lori: "That was literally amazing!"

Lincoln: "Well, this has been extremely helpful and informative, but it's time to say goodbye. Or in classic director speak, CUT!"

''[The title spins around and zooms straight in and stops at the screen. The title says "Inside the Director's Mind with Lincoln Loud" and the short ends.]''