Gordon Takes A Tumble Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to Gordon Takes A Tumble.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Percy
 * Salty
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Annie and Clarabel (cameo)
 * Butch (cameo)

Alec Baldwin version

 * Alec Baldwin: Sir Topham Hatt's engines are proud of how useful they are. It makes them feel important. But none of them feels more important than Gordon.
 * Gordon: Watch out!
 * Alec Baldwin: Gordon wheeshed.
 * Gordon: You'll get my paint all sooty.
 * Salty: Pulling freight cars is a sooty job.
 * Alec Baldwin: Teased Salty.
 * Salty: But then you wouldn't know.
 * Gordon: Of course not.
 * Alec Baldwin: Gordon huffed importantly.
 * Gordon: Express engines don't pull freight cars it wouldn't be dignified.
 * Percy: Dingyfried?
 * Alec Baldwin: Puzzled Percy.
 * Percy: What's that?
 * Gordon: Dignified.
 * Alec Baldwin: Gordon corrected.
 * Gordon: It means...
 * Salty: It means if someone's too big for his buffers.
 * Alec Baldwin: Teased Salty.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Puffed Gordon and he puffed away. That evening, fog covered the Island of Sodor. Everything slowed down and soon the docks were packed with waiting freight cars. This caused confusion and delay. Sir Topham Hatt came to the sheds. He was in a great hurry.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Henry, Thomas and Percy.
 * Alec Baldwin: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You must go to the docks immediately.
 * Henry, Thomas and Percy: Yes sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: They whistled. Then Sir Topham Hatt turned to the big blue engine.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You too, Gordon.
 * Alec Baldwin: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I need an engine to take the freight cars where they won't be in a way.
 * Gordon: Freight cars!?
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed Gordon. He could not believe what he had heard. Gordon wasn't happy to be pulling freight cars. He waited impatiently while they were shunted into place.
 * Gordon: Hurry up, hurry up.
 * Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Gordon crossly.
 * Thomas: Why the rush, Gordon?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked Thomas.
 * Gordon: If I must pull freight cars then I'll show Salty how an express engine pulls freight cars.
 * Alec Baldwin: Gordon huffed.
 * Salty: Careful, captain.
 * Alec Baldwin: Salty tooted.
 * Salty: You don't wanna get too big for your buffers.
 * Alec Baldwin: But Gordon ignored Salty. The next morning, Gordon raced along with his heavy load.
 * Gordon: Now this is how you pull freight cars.
 * Alec Baldwin: He puffed. But the signalman had accidentally left the points switched to the branch line. Gordon rattled through the junction.
 * Gordon: That's strange, I'm on the branch line.
 * Signalman: Oh no!
 * Alec Baldwin: The signalman cried.
 * Signalman: Express trains aren't supposed to go that way.
 * Alec Baldwin: But it was too late. Gordon had already raced into the distance. The old branch line was weak and rusty. There were signs warning all the trains to go slow. But Gordon ignored the sign.
 * Gordon: I'm an express engine I don't go slow.
 * Alec Baldwin: He said and he went even faster. The branch line couldn't take his weight and the rails buckled.
 * Gordon: Oh help!
 * Alec Baldwin: Gordon cried as he slid off the tracks and into a field.
 * (Gordon runs over a pile of hay, towards some tires making him lose his tender and into a barn)
 * Alec Baldwin: No one was hurt, but poor Gordon felt very undignified.
 * Gordon: What will Sir Topham Hatt say?
 * Alec Baldwin: He groaned. He found out soon enough.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Gordon.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You wanted to show Salty a thing or two and you certainly done that. You showed him how silly it is to ignore go slow signs.
 * Gordon: Sorry, sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Gordon and he let out a sad wheesh of steam. Gordon was soon repaired and back at the docks for work. He was very unhappy with himself.
 * Thomas: Everyone makes mistakes.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Even you.
 * James: Salty's sorry he teased you.
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed James.
 * Gordon: And I'm sorry I was too big for my buffers.
 * Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Gordon. And all the engines gave a jolly toot even Gordon.

Michael Brandon version

 * Michael Brandon: Sir Topham Hatt's engines are proud of how useful they are. But none of them feels more important than Gordon.
 * Gordon: Watch out!
 * Michael Brandon: Gordon wheeshed.
 * Gordon: You'll get my paint all sooty.
 * Salty: Pulling freight cars is a sooty job.
 * Michael Brandon: Teased Salty.
 * Salty: But then you wouldn't know.
 * Gordon: Of course not.
 * Michael Brandon: Gordon huffed importantly.
 * Gordon: Express engines don't pull freight cars it wouldn't be dignified.
 * Percy: Dingyfried?
 * Michael Brandon: Puzzled Percy.
 * Percy: What's that?
 * Gordon: Dignified.
 * Michael Brandon: Gordon corrected.
 * Gordon: It means...
 * Salty: It means if someone's too big for his buffers.
 * Michael Brandon: Teased Salty.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * Michael Brandon: Puffed Gordon and he puffed away. That evening, fog covered the Island of Sodor. Everything slowed down and soon the docks were packed with waiting freight cars. This caused confusion and delay. Sir Topham Hatt came to the sheds. He was in a great hurry.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Henry, Thomas and Percy.
 * Michael Brandon: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You must go to the docks immediately.
 * Henry, Thomas and Percy: Yes sir.
 * Michael Brandon: They whistled. Then Sir Topham Hatt turned to the big blue engine.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You too, Gordon.
 * Michael Brandon: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I need an engine to take the freight cars where they won't be in a way.
 * Gordon: Freight cars!?
 * Michael Brandon: Huffed Gordon. He could not believe what he had heard. Gordon wasn't happy to be pulling freight cars. He waited impatiently while they were shunted into place.
 * Gordon: Hurry up, hurry up.
 * Michael Brandon: He chuffed.
 * Thomas: Why the rush, Gordon?
 * Michael Brandon: Asked Thomas.
 * Gordon: If I must pull freight cars then I'll show Salty how an express engine pulls freight cars.
 * Michael Brandon: Gordon huffed.
 * Salty: Careful, captain.
 * Michael Brandon: Salty tooted.
 * Salty: You don't wanna get too big for your buffers.
 * Michael Brandon: But Gordon ignored Salty. The next morning, Gordon raced along with his heavy load.
 * Gordon: Now this is how you pull freight cars.
 * Michael Brandon: He puffed. But the signalman had accidentally left the points switched to the branch line. Gordon rattled through the junction.
 * Gordon: That's strange.
 * Michael Brandon: He exclaimed.
 * Gordon: I'm on the branch line.
 * Signalman: Oh no!
 * Michael Brandon: The signalman cried.
 * Signalman: Express trains aren't supposed to go that way.
 * Michael Brandon: But it was too late. Gordon had already raced into the distance. The old branch line was weak and rusty. There were signs warning all the trains to go slow. But Gordon ignored the sign.
 * Gordon: I'm an express engine I don't go slow.
 * Michael Brandon: He said and he went even faster. The branch line couldn't take his weight and the rails buckled.
 * Gordon: Oh help!
 * Michael Brandon: Gordon cried as he slid off the tracks and into a field.
 * (Gordon runs over a pile of hay)
 * Gordon: Whoa!
 * (Gordon towards some tires making him lose his tender)
 * Gordon: Whoa!
 * (Gordon crashes into a barn)
 * Michael Brandon: No one was hurt, but poor Gordon felt very undignified.
 * Gordon: What will Sir Topham Hatt say?
 * Michael Brandon: He groaned. He found out soon enough.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Gordon.
 * Michael Brandon: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You wanted to show Salty a thing or two and you certainly done that. You showed him how silly it is to ignore go slow signs.
 * Gordon: Sorry, sir.
 * Michael Brandon: Said Gordon and he let out a sad wheesh of steam. Gordon was soon repaired and back at the docks for work. He was very unhappy with himself.
 * Thomas: Everyone makes mistakes.
 * Michael Brandon: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Even you.
 * James: Salty's sorry he teased you.
 * Michael Brandon: Huffed James.
 * Gordon: And I'm sorry I was too big for my buffers.
 * Michael Brandon: Chuffed Gordon. And all the engines gave a jolly toot even Gordon.