Oswald throws a tantrum

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Oswald: Hey Henry, hey Daisy! Henry: What’s up, buddy boy? Oswald: Can we go to Johnny’s snow cone shop? Daisy: (sighs sadly) I’m afraid not, Oswald. Oswald: Why??!! Henry: (sad) We’re broke, old pal. Remember? We can’t afford Johnny’s snow cone shop because we spent it all on other things in the past. Oswald: (sad) Oh, my gosh, that’s awful. (An idea happily flies into his head all of a sudden). (gasp) Wait a minute! What if we went to work. Henry: But I don’t really wanna go to work. Daisy: Me neither. Oswald: Why not? Henry: Well, for one thing, it’ll probably take about a year to make enough money for Johnny’s snow cone shop. Daisy: And for another, chores are boring as hell when it comes to working. Oswald: (angrily growls) NO FAIR!!! I WANNA GO TO JOHNNY’S SNOW CONE SHOP!!! Henry: (nervous) Whoa, calm down, buddy boy. I’m sure we might work something out. Gee whiz. Oswald: (angry) HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING CALM DOWN??!! I WANT SOME ICE CREAM AND I WANT IT NOW!!! Daisy: (annoyed) Oswald, will you stop throwing a fit?! We can’t get any ice cream yet and that is that! Oswald: (furious) SHUT THE FUCK UP, DAISY!!! AND GET ME SOME DAMN ICE CREAM OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD RIGHT OFF!!! Henry: (annoyed) Don’t you dare talk like that to Daisy! She’s right! We can’t afford Johnny’s snow cone shop and that is that! Oswald: (angry) Shut up, Henry, and fuck you! I don’t need your kinda bullshit! I’m waiting for you guys to get me some ice cream! (Starts trashing the house). Daisy: (shocked) Golly tamale, Henry, what appears to be up with Oswald? Henry: Great Scott! I do not know, Daisy, I do not know, but yessiree, he certainly is out of control whatsoever. Oswald: (furious) DO YOU KNOW WHY I’M OUT OF CONTROL??!! Daisy and Henry: Why is that, Oswald? Oswald: (furious) BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS!!! Henry: What did we ever do to you, buddy boy? Daisy: Yeah, Oswald, what did we ever do to you? Oswald: (furious) YOU BOTH KNOW VERY DAMN WELL THAT I’M PISSED OFF BECAUSE YOU GUYS WON’T LET ME HAVE ANY FUCKING ICE CREAM AT JOHNNY’S SNOW CONE SHOP!!! Daisy: (angry) ALRIGHT, OSWALD, THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW!!! BY THE TIME WE GET THE MONEY FOR JOHNNY’S SNOW CONE SHOP, HENRY, WEENIE, AND I ARE GOING WITHOUT YOU!!! Henry: (angry) AND YESSIREE, WE CERTAINLY ARE LEAVING YOU BEHIND!!! Daisy: (angry) YOU ARE GOING TO CLEAN UP THIS ENTIRE MESS FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, AND YESSIREE, YOU CERTAINLY ARE FORBIDDEN FROM GOING ANYWHERE WITH US EVER AGAIN!!! Henry: (angry) I HATE YOU, OSWALD!!! WE’RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE UNTIL YOU GET THIS SHITTY ASS PLACE CLEANED UP!!! Daisy and Henry: (angry) GOODBYE!!! (Both walk away from Oswald, Oswald starts crying). Oswald: (crying) Oh no, what have I done?! I just upset Henry and Daisy. Gosh I am such a monster. I also have to clean up this mess. This is the worst day of my life. (sighs sadly, stops crying, gets angry at himself) No! No, Oswald! There shall be no more tears coming out of your eyes! (angry smile) Time to get this baby cleaned up in a jiffy! (starts singing and cleaning) I don’t need this, I don’t need that, this tool, this stool, this cowboy hat, this buck, this clock, this front door mat. I don’t need this and that. I don’t need these, I don’t need those, these pots, these pans, this garden hose, if my friends don’t like it, here it goes, I don’t need these or those. (stops singing) There, I cleaned up. Wait until Henry and Daisy see this. (Oswald approaches Henry’s apartment, and then knocks on his door) Hey, Henry, I’ve got something to show you. Henry: (annoyed) What is it, Oswald?! I’m still not happy with you. Oswald: (happy) Come with me. (Oswald and Henry approach Oswald’s apartment). Henry: (gasps happily) Oh, my! Very impressive Oswald! Oswald: Thanks, Henry! Henry: No problem, old pal, now go over to Daisy's apartment, bring her with you, and show her what a good job you did cleaning up your apartment! Oswald: No problem at all, Henry. (Oswald approaches Daisy’s apartment and then knocks on her door). Hey, Daisy! I’ve got something to show you! Daisy: (annoyed) What is it, Oswald? I am still not happy with you. Oswald: (happy) Come with me to my apartment. (Oswald and Daisy approach Oswald’s apartment where Henry is). Daisy: (gasps happily) Wowie kazowie! Oswald, I am so proud of you! You cleaned up this place! Oswald: (happy) Oh, my gosh! Thank you both so very much! (sad) And, I’m sorry I threw a tantrum and got all pissed off earlier. I guess I got a little carried away. Daisy: We forgive you, Oswald. Say, we’ve got a surprise for you. Oswald: (excited) Oh, boy, what is it? What is it? Henry: Close your eyes. (While Oswald closes his eyes, Henry gives him some cash, and Daisy gives him some change). Daisy: Okay, Oswald, you can open your eyes now. Oswald: (starts opening his eyes) (happy) Oh, my gosh! I can’t believe you both gave me money! I guess this actually isn’t the worst day of my life after all. Daisy: (happy) I guess not, and boy, were we lying. Say, let’s go to Johnny’s snow cone shop and get some ice cream. Oswald: Sounds good to me! Henry: Me too. From now on, we’re friends forever. I’m sorry we didn’t believe you buddy boy. Oswald: It’s okay, Henry, everyone makes mistakes. I don’t blame you. Anyways, off to Johnny’s snow cone shop we go! Daisy: (happy) Okey-dokey. (The episode ends with Oswald, Daisy, Henry, and Weenie walking happily out of the apartment and everyone but Weenie laughing).