Muppets/C is for Cookie (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Anthony (ant) as Ambercrombie
 * Gonzo as Grover
 * Sam the Eagle as Herry Monster
 * Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch
 * Miss Piggy as Prairie Dawn
 * Dr. Teeth as Ernie
 * Floyd Pepper as Bert

Lyrics
Gonzo: (spoken) Oh, hey, Sam.

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Oh, yeah, hi, Gonzo!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Okay, now is everybody here?

Gonzo: (spoken) Oh, yeah.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Hello there.

Dr. Teeth: (spoken) Hi, Gonzo.

Floyd Pepper: (spoken) Hello, Uncle Deadly.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Well, listen. Do we all know why we're here today?

Everyone: (spoken) Yes!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Well, then, will somebody please tell me? I've forgotten.

Floyd Pepper: (spoken) Oh, boy! We know it!

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Uncle Deadly!

Dr. Teeth: (spoken) Listen, Kermit. We're here to talk about the alphabet.

Uncle Deadly: (spoken) All right! A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z! Okay, let's go home!

Gonzo: (spoken) Uncle Deadly! Now wait...

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Come on, Uncle Deadly!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Oh, wait! Now that was too fast!

Floyd Pepper: (spoken) Let's talk about the alphabet one letter at a time!

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Okay, the first letter is "A".

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) A? Say, that's great! Because I know a song about the letter A. Now whenever you hear a word that begins with this sound, "Aaaah", you'll know that that's the word that begins with the letter A. So everybody listen very carefully and see how many A words you can hear. (singing) Alligators and Acrobats, Antelopes and Alleycats, Those are words that begin with ... the "A" sound! Animals living in the zoo, the Alphabet, and an Apple too, Those are words that begin with ... the "A" sound!

And if by chance, it happens your name is Alice ... Or Ann, or Albert, Then you can say ... To everybody

"My name is Alice, Ann, or Al-bert, And my name begins with the sound of the letter 'A'!"

(spoken) Hey, look at that tiny little bug down there. What kind of a bug are you?

Ant: (spoken) An ant.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Oh, how about that? Ant begins with the sound of the letter A. What's your name, Ant?

Anthony: (spoken) Anthony.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Anthony begins with an A sound, too! (singing) And if by chance it happens your name is Alice ... Or Ann or Albert, Than you can say ... To everybody "My name is Alice, Ann, or Al-bert, And my name begins with the sound of the letter 'A'!" The letter "A" The letter "A!"