Muppets/The Snow Miser Song (from The Year Without a Santa Claus)

Cast

 * Gonzo as Snow Miser
 * Rizzo the Rat, Chester Rat, Masterson Rat, Tatooey Rat, Bubba the Rat and Fast Eddie as The Snow Miser's Minions
 * Miss Piggy as Mrs. Claus
 * Walter as Ignatius "Iggy" Thistlewhite
 * Fozzie Bear as Jingle Bells
 * Scooter as Jangle Bells

Lyrics
Miss Piggy: Here he comes now. The big ham.

Gonzo: I'm Mister White Christmas, I'm Mister Snow. I'm Mister Icicle; I'm Mister Ten below. Friends call me Gonzo, whatever I touch, Turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much.

Rizzo the Rat, Chester Rat, Masterson Rat, Tatooey Rat, Bubba the Rat and Fast Eddie: He's Mister White Christmas, he's Mister Snow. Gonzo: That's right! Rizzo the Rat, Chester Rat, Masterson Rat, Tatooey Rat, Bubba the Rat and Fast Eddie: He's Mister Icicle; he's Mister Ten below. Gonzo: Friends call me Gonzo, whatever I touch, Turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much.

I never want to know a day that's over 40 degrees, I'd rather have it 30, 20, 10, 5 and let it freeze!

Rizzo the Rat, Chester Rat, Masterson Rat, Tatooey Rat, Bubba the Rat and Fast Eddie: He's Mister White Christmas, he's Mister Snow. Gonzo: That's right! Gonzo: Rizzo the Rat, Chester Rat, Masterson Rat, Tatooey Rat, Bubba the Rat and Fast Eddie: He's Mister Icicle; he's Mister Ten below. Gonzo: Friends call me Gonzo, whatever I touch, Turns to snow in my clutch. Too much.

All: Too much!