Sesame Street/No Scrubs (by TLC)

Cast

 * The Oinker Sisters as TLC

Lyrics
The Oinker Sisters: A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly And is also known as a buster (busta, busta...) Always talkin' about what he wants And just sits on his broke a** So (no)

I don't want your number (no) I don't want to give you mine and (no) I don't want to meet you nowhere (no) I don't want none of your time and (no)

I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me

There's a scrub checkin' me But his game is kinda weak And I know that he cannot approach me Cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash Can't get wit' no deadbeat a** So (no) (yea, yea)

I don't want your number (no) I don't want to give you mine and (no) I don't want to meet you nowhere (no) I don't want none of your time and (no)

I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me

If you don't have a car and you're walking Oh yes son I'm talking to you If you live at home wit' your momma Oh yes son I'm talking to you (baby) If you have a shorty that you don't show love Oh yes son I'm talking to you (yea yea yea yea...) Wanna get with me with no money Oh no I don't want no (oh)

No scrub (no scrub, no love) No scrub (no no) (no scrub, no love) No scrub (no no no no no) No scrub (no no) No

I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me

See, if you can't spatially expand my horizon Then that leaves you in a class with scrubs never risin' I don't find it surprisin' If you don't have the g's To please me and bounce from here to the coast of overseas So, let me give you somethin' to think about Inundate your mind with intentions to turn you out Can't forget the focus on the picture in front of me You as clear as DVD on digital TV screen Satisfy my appetite with something spectacular Check your vernacular And then I get back to ya With diamond like precision Insatiable is what I envision Can't detect acquisition From your friend's expedition Mr. Big Willy if you really wanna know Ask Chilli, could I be a silly ho Not really, T-Boz and all my senoritas Is steppin' on your Filas But you don't hear me though

No, I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me