Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales with Friends

Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales with Friends is a crossover series with characters of various shows. Featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have five Thomas Stories and one song. Only Stories from Seasons 1-7 may be used. No stories from Seasons 8-present allowed. And only songs from Seasons 3-7 may be used.

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, The Powerpuff Girls visit the Eds' cul-de-sac. Ed plays with Bubbles, Edd and Blossom share knowledge with each other, and Eddy and Buttercup team up playing pranks and doing scams. Mr. Conductor appears and tells them stories about girls on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Mavis (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas Meets the Queen (George Carlin)
 * 5) Percy's Predicament (George Carlin)

Song

 * Five New Engines in the Shed

Quotes

 * (Mr.Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Eds! What's up?
 * Bubbles: Hi, Mr. Conductor!
 * Buttercup: What's up, Little Man?
 * Eddy: You know our friend, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, they do, Eddy. I met the Powerpuff Girls before I met you and your friends. Ladies first they say.
 * (Edd and Blossom show up)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Edd! Where have you and Blossom been?
 * Edd: We were looking up insects and- Pardon me, Did you just say Blossom? How did you know her name?
 * Mr. Conductor: She and her sisters, Bubbles and Buttercup are friends of mine. I've seen them save the world from so many monsters and crooks.
 * Bubbles: Oh, shucks. It's our job.
 * Mr. Conductor: And I think you girls and Eds will be great friends the same way Thomas and Emily became friends.
 * Blossom: Who's Emily, Mr. Conductor?
 * Buttercup: Yeah, how come we've never heard about her when you told us your stories back in Townsville?
 * Eddy: Well, we have. So we Eds beat you to hearing that story!
 * Edd: Eddy, show our new friends some respect. Please excuse Eddy, girls. Thomas first met her when- Well, why don't we let Mr. Conductor tell the story?
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you, Edd. I'd be glad to.  (Blows whistle and "Emily's New Coaches" begins)

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, when Eddy, Ed and even Edd get detention, Eddy convinces them to escape and the Kids Next Door show up to assist. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about escapes and plans.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (George Carlin)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toad Stands By (George Carlin)
 * 4) The World's Strongest Engine (Alec Balwin)
 * 5) Heroes (George Carlin)

Song

 * There Once Was An Engine Who Ran Away

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, when Ed misses his imaginary friend, Jib. Mr. Conductor surprises him by bringing Mac, Bloo and the Foster's gang to the cul-de-sac to cheer him up. He also tells stories about when friends are far and feeling homesick.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Granpuff (George Carlin)
 * 2) Sleeping Beauty (George Carlin)
 * 3) Four Little Engines (George Carlin)
 * 4) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Bad Day at Castle Loch (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * That's What Friends Are For

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, Johnny Bravo visits the cul-de-sac and Eddy is jealous of how muscular he is. Mr. Conductor shows up and tells the two stories about Gordon.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (George Carlin)
 * 2) Gordon and Spencer (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) A Better View for Gordon (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Gordon and the Gremlin (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * The Whistle Song

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: I hope my stories have taught you two something today
 * Johnny Bravo: Yeah. Never come face to face with a short dweeb!
 * Eddy: What'd you call me?!
 * (Eddy and Johnny face each other with rivalry looks)
 * Mr. Conductor: Break it up! I You both have a lot in common if you think about it. When it comes to ladies and having good looks.
 * Eddy: *Groan* If you say so. But I have a better chance with the ladies.
 * Johnny: But I have the better looks!
 * (The two argue)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the two will get along, but one thing the engines have in common...Their whistles! (blows whistle and "The Whistle Song" begins)

Plot

 * Ed, Edd and Eddy discover Dexter, boy genius stranded when his teleportation shuttle malfunctions. Dexter along with Edd work on repairing it and Mr. Conductor tells stories about inventions new and helpful to the engines on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Terence the Tractor (George Carlin)
 * 3) The Fogman (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Bill, Ben and Fergus (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Special Funnel (George Carlin)

Song

 * It's Great To Be An Engine

Plot

 * Edd and Bubbles are bullied by Mitch on the internet. Bubbles cries and Edd tried to sooth her hurt feelings. Mr. Conductor appears and tells both of them stories about bullies on The Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 2) Bulgy
 * 3) Special Attraction
 * 4) Diesel Does It Again
 * 5) Steamroller

Song

 * Troublesome Trucks

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Before you two go out to play, Want to know who are as big troublemakers as Mitch?
 * Bubbles: Who, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: The biggest bullies on the Island Of Sodor, The freight cars! (Blows whistle and the song, "Troublesome Trucks" begins")

Plot

 * Spongebob, Squidward,Sandy and Patrick end up in the cul-de-sac thanks to a teleportation invention by Sandy. The Eds were surprised that they were talking to sea creatures and a squirrel Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about engines who've had experiences with fish.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper (George Carlin)
 * 2) Fish (George Carlin)
 * 3) Something In The Air (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin)
 * 5) Something Fishy (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Gone Fishing

Quotes

 * Sandy: Well, I'll be! We're in some kind of suburban cul-de-sac.
 * Spongebob *gasp* Sandy! I need water!
 * Squidward: And me! *gags*
 * Patrick: Me 4! *chokes*
 * Edd: Gracious! Let me assist!
 * Ed: Allow me, Double-D!
 * (Ed sprays Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward with a hose)
 * Edd: Ed, No!
 * (Edd helps Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward to Sarah and Jimmy's kiddie pool)
 * Squiward: Ahhhh...Much better.
 * Spongebob: That was a close one. Thank you, kind sir.

Plot

 * In Springfield, Bart Simpson is sick of following rules at his house so he decides he will run away with Nigel Uno of Kids Next Door Sector V and join the Kids Next Door. Mr. Conductor tries to get him to understand rules are made to keep him safe and the consequences of running away. He also tells him stories about when engines ran away and broke rules.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Runs Away (George Carlin)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (George Carlin)
 * 3) Thomas Breaks the Rules (George Carlin)
 * 4) Down the Mine (George Carlin)
 * 5) Thomas and the Search for Fergus (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Rules and Regulations

Plot

 * When the Kids Next Door land in Jump City, they discover a giant 'T' building and investigate it to be none other than Titans Tower where they meet the heroes of the city, the Teen Titans. The 2 teams argue about if it's better to be a kid or a teenager. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories of engines' rivalries between being big and small.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) Trouble in the Shed
 * 3) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady
 * 4) A Big Day for Thomas
 * 5) Thomas Saves the Day

Song

 * Little Engines

Plot

 * Timmy, Bubbles, and Edd missed their last train to Lucy's Leap to see Toadea Croakcelli's concert on the fair grounds. Timmy and Edd blamed Eddy for selling them faulty bikes and hurting poor Bubbles (falling off her bike). Bubbles became emotionally upset and Timmy and Edd tried soothing her hurt feelings. After hearing Timmy saying that he hoped that he and his friends should find ways to chase the train, Mr. Conductor told stories about chases on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase (George Carlin)
 * 2) Old Iron (George Carlin)
 * 3) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) A Big Surprise For Percy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) A Close Shave For Duck (George Carlin)

Quote 1

 * (Train pulls out)
 * Bubbles: Wait for us!!!!
 * Edd: STOP!!!! DESIST!!!!
 * Timmy: WAIT!!!! Stop the train!!!! DARN IT!!!!
 * (All 3 arrive in Shining Time Station)
 * Edd: Well, my friends. We've just missed our last train to Lucy's Leap.
 * Timmy: And it's all stupid Eddy's fault!!!! I could've eaten a tasty snow cone and a funnel cake by now if it weren't for that scheming dork!!!!
 * Bubbles: *whimpers then cries*
 * Timmy: Bubbles? You all right?
 * Edd: Bubbles, what's wrong?
 * Bubbles: I'm sad that we can't have a good time... *weeps*
 * Timmy: (kindly) Awww.... don't cry Bubbles. You'll make me cry.
 * Edd: Don't worry Bubbles. We can go to Lucy's Leap another time.
 * Bubbles: It's not the same... *weeps*
 * Timmy: Here's a tissue, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: (sadly) Thank you, Timmy..... *sobs* *blows her nose*
 * Timmy: If we can only find a way to chase that train.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think chasing a train is such a good idea, Timmy.
 * Edd: How come, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because you need a vehicle!
 * Bubbles: I'd fly us there, but I'm too hurt! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: And sadly, Bertie The Bus is not here to help you out.
 * Timmy: How come Bertie can't help us?
 * Mr. Conductor: He has a radiator problem and is now being mended. Remember when Edward sent him on that wild goose chase? (Blows whistle and "Bertie's Chase" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "A Close Shave For Duck")
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey! I just found out that Toadea Crokcelli is adding another concert to his tour tomorrow after a complete success in tonight's concert!
 * Timmy: NICE!!!!
 * Bubbles: HOORAY! Oh, I feel happier than ever!
 * Edd: Oh! bless you, Mr. Conductor for telling us the news!
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure!
 * Timmy: Next time, we're taking the "ankle express" to Shining Time Station.
 * Bubbles: What's that?
 * Timmy: Our legs and feet!
 * (All laugh)
 * Mr. Conductor: Or we could ask HIM to take us! (Blows whistle and the song "Harold The Helicopter" begins)

Song

 * Harold The Helicopter

Trivia

 * Toadea Croakcelli is a spoof of Andrea Bocelli

Plot

 * Numbuh 4 is watching Wrestling and playing a violent game on his handheld system when Mr. Conductor appears with Buttercup. He tried to get the two to be friends, but instead argue about strength so he tells them stories about those who have doubted another.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry to the Rescue (George Carlin)
 * 2) Edward the Very Useful Engine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Rock 'N' Roll (George Carlin)
 * 4) Harvey to the Rescue (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Bowled Out (George Carlin)

Song

 * Never, Never, Never Give Up

Quotes

 * Numbuh 4: You must be crazy! A girl can't be strong! Boys are the only ones with muscle!
 * Buttercup: Just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean I can't toss you into space!
 * Mr Conductor: The two of you are getting off to a bad start. Doubting others sometimes leads the one who was doubted to come out on top whereas the one who doubted them is left in despair.
 * Buttercup: Whatchu talking about, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, surely you remember my telling you about the time Henry pulled through when Gordon was about to tease him?
 * Numbuh 4: Heh, I usually hate hearing Mr. C's stories, but I'm up to hearing this one. At least Henry's a boy with strength!
 * Buttercup: Girls have just as much strength as boys!
 * Mr. Conductor: Settle yourselves. Now where was I? Oh yes, Henry the Green Engine. (blows whistle and "Henry to the Rescue" begins)

Plot

 * Eddy came up with a "hospital" scam to bill somebody if they got hurt, so he injures poor Bubbles by secretly tossing a banana peel (from a banana he ate) right in front of her bike, vaulting her off. The scam immediately backfired when Bubbles, feeling seriously hurt bawled hysterically, Edd dialed 911 to call for an ambulance to Peach Creek Hospital, and her worried friends (including Edd right after he dialed for an ambulance) visited her, wondering if she was all right. As usual, Eddy was blamed for injuring Bubbles who was now in the hospital. In between visits from her family & friends, Mr. Conductor told stories about engines on Sodor who've had accidents and mishaps.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Spotless Record (Michael Angelis)
 * 3) Horrid Lorry (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas Gets Bumped (George Carlin)
 * 5) Percy Takes The Plunge (George Carlin)

Song

 * Accidents Will Happen

Quote 1

 * Eddy: "HOSPITUL ED" is going to be the greatest scam ever! I'm finding myself sweatin' jawbreakers right now!
 * Bubbles' bike rell rings*
 * Eddy: (In singsong voice) Here comes our first patient! *snickers*
 * Bubbles: *singing*
 * (Eddy eats banana and throws peel directly in front of Bubbles)
 * Eddy: Oops! *snickers*
 * Bubbles: *vaults off her bike* YEOW!!!! *lands on shoulder and injures it*
 * Bubbles: *bawls hysterically*
 * Edd: *loud gasp* BUBBLES!!!! Oh, dear! What am I gonna do?! Oh, I know! *Gets out cell phone and dials 911*
 * Sarah: Bubbles! You all right?!
 * Sandy: You all right, little cute one?!
 * Ed: Speak to me, Bubbles!!!!
 * Edd: (on cell phone) Oh, thank heavens!!!! I'll see you when you gentlemen arrive here! Oh, thank you, Sir. Bye. *hangs up*
 * Edd: *Approaches Bubbles after battling his way through the witnesses* Excuse me, Pardon me, coming through. Bubbles! Bubbles! Are you all right?!
 * Bubbles: It hurts! IT HURTS!!!!! *sirens sound in the distance* *ambulance arrives*
 * Edd: (To himself) Oh no, Bubbles must've injured the rotator cuff in her right shoulder.
 * (Paramedics take Bubbles on a stretcher and put her in the ambulance)
 * Paramedic #1 (voice only): All right, right, we got her in. Let's bring her in.
 * Paramedic #2 (voice only): Got it!
 * (Kevin, Bart, Rudy Tabootie, and Rolf give Eddy a dirty glance)
 * Eddy: *Chuckles nervously* But it was an accident!!!!
 * Rudy: *scoffs* Yeah, right!
 * Kevin: Let's pound him, Rudy! *chases Eddy*
 * Rolf: Rolf will join in this beatdown!
 * Bart: I'm in, Kevin! Let's send him to "HOSPITUL ED" and have him pay BUBBLES' medical bill! *runs with the gang and joins in into beating Eddy to a pulp*
 * Eddy: No! OW! OOOOW!!!!! It wasn't me!!!! *laughs nervously* (Scene now goes to Peach Creek Hospital)

Quote 2

 * Timmy: *softly* Hey Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Hi, Timmy.... *sadly but weakly* how do I look, now?
 * Timmy: Well, you still look beautiful even though you're in bed with a cast on.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Thanks, Timmy...
 * Timmy: I'll be right back, Bubbles. I have to check on your medical records.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Take your time, Timmy.... *whimpers*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Sorry about your injury, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Mr. Conductor, why aren't you in the Tour De Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I couldn't attend. I injured my shoulder.
 * Bubbles: Similar to me, Mr. Conductor. *sobs*
 * Mr. Conductor: Awww... don't cry, Bubbles. In fact, we should start a club!
 * Bubbles: What club?
 * Mr. Conductor: We should call it the "Sore-shoulder Club"! The name of the game is you have have an injured shoulder and feel sorry for yourself. And by the way, Bubbles. Eddy injured you pretty bad.
 * Bubbles: You mean Eddy did this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Absolutely. Deliberately hurting somebody is one thing, but playing hooky is just as bad. I remember when Sir. Handel played hooky, he made Peter Sam end up in a mess too horrible to watch.
 * Bubbles: I don't really think I want to hear this one Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's too bad because the wreckage is cleared away, and Peter Sam went back to work after a while, but I'll save it for some other time.
 * Bubbles: (In moaning voice) But, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, no, no, you had enough injuries for one day.
 * Bubbles: Please...?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you sure?
 * Bubbles: *Nods her head "yes"*
 * Mr. Conductor: Right, then! (Blows whistle and "Rusty Helps Peter Sam" begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo) guest stars in this episodes by telling "The Spotless Record".
 * Eddy mispells "Hospital" on his sign.
 * Before Timmy left to check Bubbles' medical records, he sat by Bubbles' bedside.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Timmy and Bubbles "Percy Takes The Plunge".

Plot

 * Eduardo is teased by the Rowdyruff Boys for being scared of so many things. Mr Conductor shows up and tells stories about engines handling fear.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Henry and the Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 4) Bulls Eyes (George Carlin)
 * 5) James and the Trouble with Trees (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

Plot

 * Terrence meets the Rowdyruff Boys; they all become friends and have fun vandalizing property of others as well as the city and bullying others. Mr. Conductor's Double shows up and tells them stories about Sodor's troublemakers.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (George Carlin)
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas (George Carlin)
 * 3) Bye George! (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Oliver Owns Up (George Carlin)
 * 5) Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Come for the Ride

Quotes

 * Brick: Hey! Let's hitch a ride on that subway!
 * Butch: Yeah! We'll go without paying!
 * Boomer: Yeah!
 * Terrence: *chuckling* This is gonna be so rad!
 * Mr. Conductor's Double: Yes, a ride we will go on and a song we'll hear that isn't very long. (blows whistle and Song "Come for the Ride" begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor's Double guest stars in this episode and tells all five Thomas stories.

Plot

 * Homer is put on a diet and Buttercup and Rainbow Dash put him through a fitness program. Homer is unhappy with the program and his diet. The Eds show up and Eddy decides he will put him through his weight loss clinic he wanted to try when he fattened Jimmy into a sumo believing it will be superior. Mr. Conductor also tries to cheer Homer up and boost his confidence by telling stories about engines trying their best.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Learns a Lesson (George Carlin)
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars (George Carlin)
 * 3) Old Iron (George Carlin)
 * 4) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin)

Song

 * James the Really Splendind Engine

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a Halloween party at Shining Time Station and invites all his friends (the Eds, Johnny Bravo, Dexter, the Simpson Family, etc.). Everybody has fun playing games and eating snacks and candy. Mr. Conductor also tells spooky stories from the Island of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (George Carlin)
 * 3) Scaredy Engines (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Toby's Discovery (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Haunted Henry (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Boo! Boo! Choo-Choo

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a Christmas Party at Shining Time Station and invites all his friends. Everyone is in the Holiday Spirit except Eddy and Bloo who are only thinking about presents and Squidward and Raven are both moody. Mr. Conductor tells them and the others stories about Christmas and being giving to others around the Holidays.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree (George Carlin)
 * 3) It's Only Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Not So Hasty Cakes (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure (George Carlin)

Song

 * Winter Wonderland

Plot

 * The Eds, The Powerpuff Girls, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Bart, Lisa and Kevin are at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race at Pocono Raceway in Long Pond, PA. During the pre-race festivities and a red flag during the race (cleanup after major accident) Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about races, competitions, and speed on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * Percy Proves A Point (George Carlin)
 * Thomas & Bertie's Great Race (George Carlin)
 * Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon)
 * Hooray For Thomas! (Michael Brandon)
 * Thomas Gets Tricked (George Carlin)

Song

 * Let's Have A Race!

Quote 1

 * Edd: Well gentlemen, this is indeed our first NASCAR race together.
 * Bart: Yeah! And my 3rd race ever!
 * Eddy: I can't believe I met Kyle Busch before we left the garage to coe to these stands!!!!! I hope Busch puts Dale Jr into the wall!
 * Ed: Like mayonaise?!
 * Edd: Eddy, please show good sportsmanship. Thank you.
 * Lisa: You said it, Eddward. My bratty brother over here always told me that he wants Clint Bowyer to put Jeff Gordon into the wall, and I appear to respect Jeff Gordon very much.
 * Bart: (To himself) Heh. Lisa will soon weep when Bowyer puts Gordon into the wall. *snickers*
 * Bubbles: I can't believe I met Kasey Kahne today.... awwww he's so cute!!!!! I want him to win today so I can--
 * Buttercup: Scream like crazy and try to get him to marry you?
 * Blossom: Buttercup, be nice.
 * Buttercup: Hmph!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Lisa's lap)
 * Lisa: Mr. Conductor, you're just in time to witness a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race.
 * Snap: What up, Bucko? You watchin' the race today?
 * Mr. Conductor: Why yes indeed, Snap. I'm watching it behind the catchfence in Turn #1 with my friends, the butterflies.
 * Rudy: Do they have races on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, indeed they do! Remember that race between Percy and Harold? (Blows whistle and "Percy Proves A Point" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Queen Rapsheeba: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!!!!
 * Lisa: HERE WE GO, GUYS!!!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Gotta head to Turn #1! (Disappears)
 * (Engines start with a roar and rev loudly)
 * Rudy: YEAH!!!!!!
 * Bart: WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 * Snap: Snap: (to himself, dreaming) Awwwww.... Man, Rapsheeba is hot!

Quote 2

 * (Cars leave pit road and head onto the track for 2 warmup laps behind the pace car)
 * Rudy: Man, I never heard stock cars in person in my life! Boy they are loud!!!!
 * Kevin: Yeah! If Rolf was here, he would definitely complain about the engine noise. Ha ha!
 * Lisa: It's sad that Timmy couldn't come with us. I hope he's feeling better.
 * Kevin: Yeah, I feel bad for the little dude too, "Lise". But look in the bright side, he kindly gave me his ticket and pit-pass.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Bubbles' lap)
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles, I just heard that Thomas had just beat Bertie in a race today!
 * Bubbles: Good for Thomas! Did he win something?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you quickly before the cars come rolling by here. They're in Turn #1 right now! (Blows whistle and "Thomas & Bertie's Great Race" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Joe Moore: All right, race fans! The cars come offa Turn #3 past the "WHAT TURN 4?" logo on the wall and now roll onto the frontstretch! Pace car now pulls into pit road signaling that we will go green when they come to the start/finish line in less than 500 feet!
 * Mr. Conductor: Uh, oh! Better head to Turn #1 in 500 feet! (Disappears)

Trivia

 * Joe Moore, Dave Moody, Kyle Rickey, and Eli Gold are the NASCAR Commentators calling the race.