Ash & Friends: The Complete Second Season (TV/Thomas Spoof)

Ash & Friends: The Complete Second Season is a TV/Thomas spoof featuring all twenty-six episodes of the second season narrated by George Carlin for the US.

Cast

 * 1) Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
 * 2) Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III as Edward (Jay Baruchel)
 * 3) Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
 * 4) Scott Summers as Gordon (Kirby Morrow)
 * 5) Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
 * 6) Sherman as Percy (Max Charles)
 * 7) Puss In Boots as Toby (Eric Bauza)
 * 8) Chance Furlong/T-Bone as Duck (Charlie Adler)
 * 9) Mario as Donald (Walker Boone)
 * 10) Luigi as Douglas (Tony Rosato)
 * 11) Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Lainie Frasier)
 * 12) Raphael The Raven as Ben (Phil LaMarr)
 * 13) Ken of the Pokemon Mystery Club as Diesel (Marc Thompson)
 * 14) Lexi Bunny as Daisy (Jessica DiCicco)
 * 15) Donkey Kong as BoCo (Richard Yearwood)
 * 16) Lorelei Brooks as Annie (Kelly Sheridan)
 * 17) Jordan Hanson as Clarabel (Bryn McAuley)
 * 18) Clover The Lemur as Henrietta (India De Beaufort)
 * 19) Elmer Fudd as The Spiteful Break Van (Billy West)
 * 20) Arcanine as Coaches
 * 21) Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
 * 22) Freakazoid as Terence (Paul Rugg)
 * 23) Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
 * 24) Turbo as Trevor (Reid Scott)
 * 25) Superman as Harold (Tim Daily)
 * 26) Steven as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
 * 27) Bluster Kong as Jem Cole (Donald Burda)
 * 28) Professor Charles Xavier as The Vicar of Wellsworth (David Kaye)
 * 29) Wario as The Barber (Carlos Alazraqui)
 * 30) Principal Kelly as The Ffarquhar Stationmaster (Dale Wilson)
 * 31) Miss Raven Darkholme as The Stationmaster's Wife (Colleen Wheeler)
 * 32) Nora Shepard as Mrs. Kyndley (Melanie Chartoff)

Episodes

 * 1) Double Trouble
 * 2) A Miltank On The Line
 * 3) Sonic's Chase
 * 4) Saved From Scrap
 * 5) Old Iron
 * 6) A New Friend For Ash
 * 7) Sherman and The Traffic Light
 * 8) T-Bone Takes Charge
 * 9) Sherman Proves A Point
 * 10) The Runaway
 * 11) Sherman Takes The Plunge
 * 12) Pop Goes Ken
 * 13) Ken's Devious Deed
 * 14) A Close Shave For T-Bone
 * 15) Better Late Than Never
 * 16) Mario and Luigi
 * 17) The Deputation
 * 18) Ash Comes To Breakfast
 * 19) Lexi Bunny
 * 20) Sherman's Predicament
 * 21) The Kongsel
 * 22) Wrong Road
 * 23) Hiccup's Exploit
 * 24) Sherman's Ghostly Trick
 * 25) Woolly Bear
 * 26) Ash and The Missing Christmas Tree

Double Trouble

 * George Carlin: It was a beautiful morning in TV Land. Ash Ketchum's smart clothes sparkled in the sunshine, as he strolled happily along his route with Lorelei and Jordan. He was feeling very pleased with himself.
 * Sherman:  Hello, Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whistled Sherman.
 * Sherman: You look splendid.
 * Ash: Yes indeed.
 * George Carlin: Boasted Ash.
 * Ash: Blue is the only proper color for a trainer.
 * Puss : Oh, I don't know. I like my brown paint.
 * George Carlin: Said Puss.
 * Sherman: I've always been green. I wouldn't want to be any other color either.
 * George Carlin: Added Puss.
 * Ash: Well, well, anyway.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Ash.
 * Ash: Blue is the only color for a really useful trainer. Anyone knows that.
 * George Carlin: Sherman said no more. He just grinned at Puss. Later, Ash was resting when Sherman arrived. A large hopper was loading his Beedrill full of coal. Ash was still being cheeky.
 * Ash: Careful.
 * George Carlin: He warned.
 * Ash: Watch out with those silly Beedrill.
 * Beedrill: Go on, go on!
 * George Carlin: Muttered the Beedrill.
 * Ash: And by the way.
 * George Carlin: Went on Ash.
 * Ash: Those buffers don't look really safe to me.
 * George Carlin: The last load poured down.
 * Ash: Help, help!
 * George Carlin: Cried Ash.
 * Ash: Get me out!
 * George Carlin: Sherman was worried, but he couldn't help laughing. Ash's smart clothes was covered in coal dust from smokebox to bunker.
 * Sherman: Ha, ha!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Sherman.
 * Sherman: You don't look really useful now, Ash. You look really disgraceful.
 * Ash: I'm not disgraceful.
 * George Carlin: Choked Ash.
 * Ash: You did that on purpose. Get me out!
 * George Carlin: It took so long to clean Ash that he wasn't it time for his next train. Puss had to take Lorelei and Jordan.
 * Lorelei: Poor Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Lorelei to Jordan. They were most upset. Ash was grumpy in the shed that night. Puss thought it made a great joke, but Sherman was cross with Ash for thinking he had made his paint dirty on purpose.
 * Sherman: Fancy a really useful blue trainer like Ash becoming a disgrace to Steven's railway.
 * George Carlin: Next day, Ash was feeling more cheerful, as he watch Sherman bring his Beedrill from the junction. The Beedrill were heavy and Sherman was tired.
 * Driver: Have a drink.
 * George Carlin: Said his driver.
 * Driver: Then you'll feel better.
 * George Carlin: The water column stood at the end of the siding with the unsafe buffers. Suddenly, Sherman found that he couldn't stop. The buffers didn't stop him either.
 * Sherman: Ooh!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Sherman.
 * Sherman: Help!
 * (Sherman falls into the deep coal)
 * George Carlin: The buffers were broken and Sherman was wheel deep in coal. It was time for Ash to leave. He had seen everything.
 * Ash: Now Sherman has learned his lesson too.
 * George Carlin: He chuckled to himself. That night, the two characters made up their quarrel.
 * Sherman: I didn't cause your accident on purpose, Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Sherman.
 * Sherman: You do know that, don't you?
 * Ash: Of course.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ash.
 * Ash: And I'm sorry I teased you. Your green paint look splendid again too. In future, we're both be more careful of coal.

A Miltank On The Line

 * George Carlin: Hiccup was getting old. His bearings were worn, and he clanked as he puffed along. He was taking empty Beedrill to a market town. The sun shone, birds sang, but Hiccup was heading for trouble.
 * Hiccup: Come on! Come on!
 * George Carlin: He puffed.
 * Beedrill: Oh! Oh!
 * George Carlin: Screamed the Beedrill. Hiccup puffed and clanked, the Beedrill rattled and screamed. Some Miltank were grazing near by. They were not used to trains. The noise and smoke disturbed them. As Hiccup clanked by, they broke through the fence and ran across the line. A coupling was broken and some Beedrill were left behind.
 * (Miltank mooing)
 * George Carlin: Hiccup felt a jerk, but didn't take much notice. He was used to Beedrill.
 * Hiccup: Bother those Beedrill!
 * George Carlin: He thought.
 * Hiccup: Why can't they come quietly?
 * George Carlin: He was at the next station before either he or his driver realized what had happened.  When Scott and Shaggy heard about the accident, they laughed and boasted.
 * Scott: Fancy allowing Beedrill to break your train! They wouldn't dare do that to us. We'd show them!
 * George Carlin: Old Puss was cross.
 * Puss: You couldn't help it, Hiccup. They've never met Miltank. I have, and I know the trouble they are.
 * George Carlin: Some days later, Scott rushed through Hiccup's Station.
 * Scott: Boop boop! Mind the Miltank! Hurry, hurry!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Scott.
 * Pets: Don't make such a fuss! Don't make such a fuss!
 * George Carlin: Grumbled his pets. A long stretch a line lay ahead. In the distance was a bridge. It seemed to Scott that there was something on the bridge. His driver thought so too.
 * Scott's Driver: Whoa, Scott!
 * George Carlin: He said, and shut off steam.
 * Scott: Pooh!
 * George Carlin: Said Scott.
 * Scott: It's only a Miltank! Shooh! Shooh!
 * George Carlin: He moved slowly on to the bridge, but the Miltank wouldn't "Shooh"! She had lost her calf, and felt lonely.
 * Miltank: Mooooh!
 * George Carlin: She said sadly. Everyone tried to send her away, but she wouldn't go. Shaggy arrived.
 * Shaggy: What's this? A Miltank? I'll soon settle her. Be off! Be off!
 * Miltank: Mooooh!
 * George Carlin: Shaggy backed away nervously.
 * Shaggy: I don't want to hurt her.
 * George Carlin: At the next station, Shaggy's Conductor told them about the cow, and warned the signalman that the line was blocked.
 * Porter: That must be Bluebell.
 * George Carlin: Said a porter.
 * Porter: Her calf is here, looking for her mother. Sherman will take her along.
 * George Carlin: At the bridge, Bluebell was very pleased to her calf again, and the porter led them away.
 * Shaggy: Not a word.
 * Scott: Keep it secret.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Scott and Shaggy to each other. They felt rather silly, but the story soon spread.
 * Hiccup: Well, well, well!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Hiccup.
 * Hiccup: Two big characters afraid of a Miltank.
 * Scott : Afraid? Rubbish.
 * George Carlin: Said Scott.
 * Scott: We didn't want the poor thing to hurt herself by running up against us. We stopped so as not to excite her. You see what I mean, my dear Hiccup.
 * ​Hiccup : Yes, Scott.
 * George Carlin: Said Kevin. Scott felt somehow that Hiccup "saw" only too well.