Muppets Most Wanted nail polish/If I Knew You Were Coming I'd've Baked a Cake (from C is for Cookie)

Cast

 * Miss Piggy's Big Number as Cookie Monster
 * Kermit Me to Speak as Count von Count

Lyrics
( Kermit Me to Speak is playing ominous music on a piano)

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Hey Kermit Me to Speak, Kermit Me to Speak, woah, stop playing

Kermit Me to Speak: Ahh, Miss Piggy's Big Number!

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Well, well, well...

Kermit Me to Speak: That's three wells, ha ha ha

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Me no know you play piano that good

Kermit Me to Speak: Of course

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Oh, do me favor. Look- Me found terrific song-- it all about food! Ya, you play piano and me sing it? Here, ya, good...( Kermit Me to Speak resumes scary music)

Miss Piggy's Big Number: No, wait, not like that. Here, like paper say- okay- real jumpy

Kermit Me to Speak: Ah, very good

Miss Piggy's Big Number: It all about food

Kermit Me to Speak: I will count the notes-- 88 wonderful piano notes. Sing it Miss Piggy's Big Number!

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Okay...

If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Kermit Me to Speak: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Kermit Me to Speak: 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Kermit Me to Speak: 3 cakes ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Kermit Me to Speak: 4 cakes ) How'd ya do, how'd ya do, how'd ya do? ( Kermit Me to Speak: 3 how's ya do's )

If you dropped me a letter, Me would hire a band ( Kermit Me to Speak: 1 band ) Hire a band ( Kermit Me to Speak: 2 bands ) Hire a band ( Kermit Me to Speak: 3 bands ) If you dropped me a letter Me'd have hired a band ( Kermit Me to Speak: 4 bands ) And spread the welcome mat for you ( Kermit Me to Speak: Thank you very much )

Now me don't know where You came from ( Kermit Me to Speak: over there! ) And me don't know where You've been ( Kermit Me to Speak: I've been counting ) But it really doesn't matter Grab a chair and fill your platter And dig, dig, dig right in ( Kermit Me to Speak: 3 digs )

If me knew you were coming Me'd would baked a cake ( Kermit Me to Speak: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Kermit Me to Speak: 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Kermit Me to Speak: 3 cakes ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Kermit Me to Speak: 4 cakes ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do ( Kermit Me to Speak: Three more how'd you do's )

Now me don't know where You come from ( Kermit Me to Speak: I told you, over there ) And me don't know where you been ( Kermit Me to Speak: Counting, of course ) But it really doesn't matter Grab a chair and fill your platter And dig, dig, dig right in ( Kermit Me to Speak: 3 wonderful digs )

If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Kermit Me to Speak: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Kermit Me to Speak: that's 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Kermit Me to Speak: that's 3 ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Kermit Me to Speak: 4 cakes ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Kermit Me to Speak: 3 more how'd you do's ) How'd ya do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Kermit Me to Speak: That's 9, that's 12 how'd you do's ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Kermit Me to Speak: Ah, that's 13, 14, 15 how'd you do's )

Miss Piggy's Big Number: You play the piano so good

Kermit me to Speak: Ah, thank you very much

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Me sing so good, me deserve cookie

Kermit Me to Speak: Ah, a little dinner music (resumes playing)