Mr. Potato Head's Bluff

Mr. Potato Head's Bluff is the twenty-fourth episode of the tenth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the two hundred and fifty-eighth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Duncan's Bluff.

Cast

 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Mr. Potato Head (from Toy Story) as Duncan
 * Doc Top as Mr. Percival
 * Spike as Thomas (does not speak)
 * Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey (cameo)
 * The Orthros as Mighty Mac (cameo)

Transcript
Narrator: "It was wintertime in Equestria. Mr. Potato Head was busy puffing through the white mountains and the frosty forests. He was proud to be a toy. Mr. Potato Head was delivering hot drinks to the villages. They were going to need extra drinks from Sugar Cube Corner.

So Cranky and Spike brought drinks to the wharf. Mr. Potato Head cuffed in to talk to Cranky."

Mr. Potato Head: "You were a long time getting here."

Narrator: "Teased Mr. Potato Head."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "You're lucky I came at all."

Narrator: "Wheeshed Cranky crossly."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I've got an important job to do later. I'm taking some children to a concert."

Mr. Potato Head: "Oh! Is doing two jobs in one day too hard for you?"

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head chuffed cheekily."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Snorted Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I can do more jobs in one day than you can! I"m really useful!"

Narrator: "This made Mr. Potato Head cross."

Mr. Potato Head: "How about a wee contest?"

Narrator: "Chuffed Mr. Potato Head."

Mr. Potato Head: "I bet I can take more drinks to the villages faster than you can deliver it!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "All right."

Narrator: "Puffed Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "You're on!"

Mr. Potato Head: "I'll show you who's fastest!"

Narrator: "Chuffed Mr. Potato Head. But Mr. Potato Head was worried. Cranky was big and strong."

Mr. Potato Head: "I hope I can be as fast as Cranky."

Narrator: "He puffed nervously.

So Mr. Potato Head delivered all his drinks as fast as he could."

Mr. Potato Head: "Must beat Cranky! Must beat Cranky!"

Narrator: "He puffed.

But when Mr. Potato Head arrived back at the wharf, Cranky was waiting him."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I told you main path animals were the fastest!"

Narrator: "Teased Cranky. Mr. Potato Head looked at the long line of changelings. There were plenty of drinks for the villages there. But Mr. Potato Head didn't want to lose."

Mr. Potato Head: "Oh! Is this all you brought?"

Narrator: "He said."

Mr. Potato Head: "The villages need lots more drinks than that!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Then I'll bring more drinks than you have ever seen!"

Narrator: "Puffed Cranky.

Cranky rushed back to Sugar Cube Corner. And Mr. Potato Head delivered the drinks to the villages.

Now all the villages had plenty of drinks. Mr. Potato Head puffed back to the wharf.

But when Mr. Potato Head arrived at the wharf, there were still lots more wagons waiting. So Mr. Potato Head decided to play a trick."

Mr. Potato Head: "I'll hide the wagons before Cranky gets back."

Narrator: "He puffed.

Soon, all the wagons were hidden."

Mr. Potato Head: "Now Cranky will think I've delivered all the drinks."

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head chuffed cheerfully.

Cranky had collected lots more changelings from Sugar Cube Corner. He was puffing harder than he had ever puffed before. And he was using lots of drinks.

At last, Cranky arrived at the wharf. There was Mr. Potato Head."

Mr. Potato Head: "You still haven't brought enough drinks!"

Narrator: "Teased Mr. Potato Head."

Mr. Potato Head: "I thought you were supposed to be really useful!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I'll soon be back with so many drinks,"

Narrator: "Puffed Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "It will take you all winter to deliver it!"

Mr. Potato Head: "Oh! We'll see!"

Narrator: "Puffed Mr. Potato Head.

Cranky still had to take the children to the concert. But had been puffing so hard, he had used up all the drinks he had. And soon, he ground to a halt.

That evening, Doc Top came to see Mr. Potato Head."

Doc Top: "Cranky is stuck. He has run out of drinks."

Narrator: "He announced."

Doc Top: "Now he won't be able to take the children to the concert."

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head felt terrible. He thought about all the wagons he had hidden. He thought about Cranky, and he thought about the children."

Mr. Potato Head: "I have to tell you about the hidden wagons."

Narrator: "Doc Top listened hard."

Doc Top: "You have caused delay and confusion."

Narrator: "He said slowly."

Doc Top: "But you have told the truth. And a useful toy always tells the truth."

Mr. Potato Head: "I'll only be a really useful toy if I can help Cranky."

Narrator: "Whistled Mr. Potato Head.

So Mr. Potato Head collected one of the wagons he had hidden.

Snow started to fall. Mr. Potato Head rattled along the icy paths. Until, at last, Mr. Potato Head found Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "What are you doing here?"

Narrator: "Snorted Cranky."

Mr. Potato Head: "I played a trick on you."

Narrator: "Chuffed Mr. Potato Head."

Mr. Potato Head: "I didn't take all the drinks to the villages. I hid it from you. You are the fastest and a really useful donkey."

Narrator: "Added Mr. Potato Head. But Cranky told Mr. Potato Head that was a really useful toy, too."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "You brought the drinks to me so quickly, I will still be able to take the children to the concert."

Narrator: "He puffed."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Thank you, Mr. Potato Head!"

Narrator: "The drinks were quickly given to Cranky. Soon his body was as warm as toast. He walked away to collect the children. Mr. Potato Head felt happy."

Mr. Potato Head: "Cranky is really useful."

Narrator: "Puffed Mr. Potato Head."

Mr. Potato Head: "Ah! But then so am I!"

Narrator: "And he chuffed happily away to deliver more hot drinks to the snowy villages."