Sesame Street Crayons/Rubber Duckie (Bert's version) (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert
 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie

Lyrics
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, these are beauties. Oh, I love spending time alone with my paperclip collection.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, there you are, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Hey, Big Bird Feather Yellow. I need your help, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: What is it, Zoe Zingy Orange?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, I need for you to sing the "Rubber Duckie" song to my rubber duckie.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, Zoe Zingy Orange, please, I'm busy.

Zoe Zingy Orange: But, Big Bird Feather Yellow. It's important, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (heavy sigh) Zoe Zingy Orange, what is so important? Huh? What is so important about singing to your duck?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, I'll tell you, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Is it more important than my paperclips?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, Big Bird Feather Yellow, I was just thinking.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Do I ask you to sing to my paperclips?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow. Big Bird Feather Yellow, I was thinking.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (sighs)

Zoe Zingy Orange: I was thinking, what if I should have to go away somewhere? And what if I can't bring Rubber Duckie with me and there's no one to sing to Rubber Duckie?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Where would you possibly go?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, gee, what if I suddenly had to go around the world, Big Bird Feather Yellow, or something like that, Big Bird Feather Yellow? And Rubber Duckie would get so sad, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Rubber Duckie would get so sad, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: All right.

Zoe Zingy Orange: And he needs somebody to sing to him, Big Bird Feather Yellow, right? Right, Big Bird Feather Yellow? See there, Big Bird Feather Yellow? Look. Just thinking about it, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Just thinking about it has made him so sad, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: But what if I had to go around the world, Big Bird Feather Yellow?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: You could sing to him, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Hmm?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: All right.

Zoe Zingy Orange: You'll do it?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: You win.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Great!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Fine.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Mm-hmm?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Okay?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (heavy sigh)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Now, all you have to do is just practice, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: All right, what do I do?

Zoe Zingy Orange: I think this will be a great time to practice.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: All right, fine. Let's get it over with, okay?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I'll sing the "Rubber Duckie" song, but just one time, Zoe Zingy Orange. And then that is it. I'm going back to my paperclip collection, okay?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Sure, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Now sing.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (heavy sigh)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow, Big Bird Feather Yellow, sing from the heart, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: All right, all right.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay, sing it to Rubber Duckie.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (sighs) (rushed singing) Rubber Duckie, you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Bo-bo-bo-di-oh.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Do I have to do that?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Bo-bo-bo-di-oh.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (singing) Bo-bo-bo-di-oh. (spoken) All right?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay, Big Bird Feather Yellow, Big Bird Feather Yellow, that was not bad for a first time, Big Bird Feather Yellow. But we need more feeling, Big Bird Feather Yellow, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (sighs)

Zoe Zingy Orange: He's a very sensitive little duck.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Rubber Duckie, joy of joys. When I squeeze you, you make noise. Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend. It's true.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay, Big Bird Feather Yellow, now let 'er rip!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh! Rubber Duckie, you're so fine. ( Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, yeah! ) And I'm glad that you are mine! ( Zoe Zingy Orange: Yes! ) Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay, Big Bird Feather Yellow, now give us a big finish!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (spoken) Hey, stand back! ( Zoe Zingy Orange: Come on, Big Bird Feather Yellow! ) (singing) Rubber duckie, ( Zoe Zingy Orange: Yeah! ) you're so fine. Yes, sir! And I'm lucky that you're mine! ( Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, yeah! ) Rubber Duckie, I'd like a whole pond of... Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond...( Zoe Zingy Orange: Bring it home, Big Bird Feather Yellow! ) ...of you! (laughing)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, oh, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Big Bird Feather Yellow, that was great, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Oh, oh. Yes, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Big Bird Feather Yellow, Big Bird Feather Yellow, that was so great. I think you touched his little duckie heart, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, yeah. You know what, Big Bird Feather Yellow? I really enjoyed that. It was fun. I feel like singing to your Rubber Duckie again. Okay, here we go.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (singing) Rubber Duckie...

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: What? What?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Wait a second, Big Bird Feather Yellow. We can't do that, Big Bird Feather Yellow, because Rubber Duckie and I have to return a book to the library.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, leave Rubber Duckie here. I'll sing to him.

Zoe Zingy Orange: No, no, no.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (singing) Rubber Duck...

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow, Big Bird Feather Yellow, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: What? What?

Zoe Zingy Orange: I don't think so, Big Bird Feather Yellow. You see, I'm not really ready to leave my Rubber Duckie with anyone else. See ya, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come back. I liked singing to your duckie. We established a relationship. (sad sigh)