Percy Takes The Plunge Transcript

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Characters

 * Thomas
 * Henry
 * Percy
 * Bill and Ben
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Diesel (cameo)

Ringo Starr US version

 * Ringo Starr: One day, Henry wanted a rest, but Percy was talking to some engines. He was telling them about the time he had brave bad weather to help Thomas.
 * Percy: It was raining hard. Water swirled under my boiler. I couldn't see where I was going, but I struggled on.
 * Bill: Oh, Percy, you are brave.
 * Percy: Well, it wasn't anything really. Water's nothing to an engine with determination.
 * Ben: Tell us more, Percy.
 * Henry: What are you engines doing here?
 * Ringo Starr: Hissed Henry.
 * Henry: This shed is for Sir Topham Hatt's engines. Go away. Silly things.
 * Ringo Starr: Henry snorted.
 * Percy: They're not silly.
 * Ringo Starr: Percy had been enjoying himself.
 * Henry: They are silly and so are you. Water's nothing to an engine with determination. Huh.
 * Percy: Anyway.
 * Ringo Starr: Said cheeky Percy.
 * Percy: I'm not afraid of water, I like it.
 * Ringo Starr: He ran off to the harbour singing.
 * Percy: Once an engine attached to a train, was afraid of a few drops of rain.
 * Henry: No one ever lets me forget the time I wouldn't come out of the tunnel in case the rain spoiled my paint.
 * Ringo Starr: Huffed Henry. Thomas was looking at the board on the key.
 * Thomas: Danger. We mustn't go passed it.
 * Ringo Starr: He said.
 * Thomas: That's orders.
 * Percy: Why?
 * Thomas: Danger means falling down something.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I went pass danger once, and fell down a mine.
 * Percy: I can't see a mine.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Percy. He didn't know that the foundations of the key had sunk. The rails now sloped down into the sea.
 * Percy: Stupid board.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Percy. Percy made a plan. One day, he whispered to the cars.
 * Percy: Will you give me a bump when we get to the key?
 * Ringo Starr: The cars had never asked to bump an engine before. They giggled and chattered about it.
 * Percy: Driver doesn't know my plan.
 * Ringo Starr: Chuckled Percy.
 * Cars: On, on, on!
 * Ringo Starr: Laughed the cars. Percy thought they were helping.
 * Percy: I'll pretend to stop at the station, but the cars will push me pass the board. Then I'll make them stop. I can do that wherever I like.
 * Ringo Starr: Every wise engine knows that you cannot trust freight cars.
 * Cars: Go on, go on!
 * Ringo Starr: They yelled, and bumped Percy's driver and fireman off the footplate.
 * Percy: Ow!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Percy, sliding pass the board. Percy was frantic.
 * Percy: That's enough!
 * (Percy falls into the water)
 * Ringo Starr: Percy was sunked.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You are a very disobedient engine.
 * Ringo Starr: Percy knew that voice.
 * Percy: Please, sir, get me out, sir, I'm truly sorry, sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No, Percy, we cannot do that till high tide. I hope it will teach you to take care of yourself.
 * Percy: Yes, sir.
 * Ringo Starr: It was dark when they brought floating cranes to rescue Percy. He was too cold and stiff to move by himself.
 * (Percy is lifted onto a flatbed)
 * Ringo Starr: Next day, he was sent to the works on Henry's freight train.
 * Henry: Well, well, well!
 * Ringo Starr: Chuckled Henry.
 * Henry: Did you like the water?
 * Percy: No.
 * Henry: I am surprised. You need more determination, Percy. Water's nothing to an engine with determination you know. Perhaps you will like it better next time.
 * Ringo Starr: Percy is quite determined that they'll won't be a next time.

George Carlin version

 * George Carlin: One day, Henry wanted a rest, but Percy was talking to some engines. He was telling them about the time he had brave bad weather to help Thomas.
 * Percy: It was raining hard. Water swirled under my boiler. I couldn't see where I was going, but I struggled on.
 * Bill: Oh, Percy, you are brave.
 * Percy: Well, it wasn't anything really. Water's nothing to an engine with determination.
 * Ben: Tell us more, Percy.
 * Henry: What are you engines doing here?
 * George Carlin: Hissed Henry.
 * Henry: This shed is for Sir Topham Hatt's engines. Go away. Silly things.
 * George Carlin: Henry snorted.
 * Percy: They're not silly.
 * George Carlin: Percy had been enjoying himself.
 * Henry: They are silly and so are you. Water's nothing to an engine with determination. Huh.
 * Percy: Anyway.
 * George Carlin: Said cheeky Percy.
 * Percy: I'm not afraid of water, I like it.
 * George Carlin: He ran off to the harbour singing.
 * Percy: Once an engine attached to a train, was afraid of a few drops of rain.
 * Henry: No one ever lets me forget the time I wouldn't come out of the tunnel in case the rain spoiled my paint.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Henry. Thomas was looking at the board on the key.
 * Thomas: Danger. We mustn't go passed it.
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Thomas: That's orders.
 * Percy: Why?
 * Thomas: Danger means falling down something.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I went pass danger once, and fell down a mine.
 * Percy: I can't see a mine.
 * George Carlin: Said Percy. He didn't know that the foundations of the key had sunk. The rails now sloped down into the sea.
 * Percy: Stupid board.
 * George Carlin: Said Percy. He made a plan. One day, he whispered to the cars.
 * Percy: Will you give me a bump when we get to the key?
 * George Carlin: The cars had never asked to bump an engine before. They giggled and chattered about it.
 * Percy: Driver doesn't know my plan.
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Percy.
 * Cars: On, on, on!
 * George Carlin: Laughed the cars. Percy thought they were helping.
 * Percy: I'll pretend to stop at the station, but the cars will push me pass the board. Then I'll make them stop. I can do that wherever I like.
 * George Carlin: Every wise engine knows that you cannot trust freight cars.
 * Cars: Go on, go on!
 * George Carlin: They yelled, and bumped Percy's driver and fireman off the footplate.
 * Percy: Ow!
 * George Carlin: Said Percy, sliding pass the board. Percy was frantic.
 * Percy: That's enough!
 * (Percy falls into the water)
 * George Carlin: Percy was sunked.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You are a very disobedient engine.
 * George Carlin: Percy knew that voice.
 * Percy: Please, sir, get me out, sir, I'm truly sorry, sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No, Percy, we cannot do that till high tide. I hope it will teach you to take care of yourself.
 * Percy: Yes, sir.
 * George Carlin: It was dark when they brought floating cranes to rescue Percy. He was too cold and stiff to move by himself.
 * (Percy is lifted onto a flatbed)
 * George Carlin: Next day, he was sent to the works on Henry's freight train.
 * Henry: Well, well, well!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Henry.
 * Henry: Did you like the water?
 * Percy: No.
 * Henry: I am surprised. You need more determination, Percy. Water's nothing to an engine with determination you know. Perhaps you will like it better next time.
 * George Carlin: Percy is quite determined that they'll won't be a next time.