Who's Killing the Muppets?/Monsters, Inc.

A Monsters, Inc. parody of Who's Killing the Muppets? from Robot Chicken.

Cast

 * Gonzo - Terri and Terry Perry
 * Fozzie Bear - James P. Sullivan
 * Kermit the Frog - Mike Wazowski
 * Miss Piggy - Celia Mae
 * Scooter - Scott Squibbles
 * Hooded Killer - Henry. J Waternoose III
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew - Needleman
 * Beaker - Smitty
 * Rowlf the Dog - Art
 * Dr. Teeth - Don Carlton
 * Lew Zealand - Chet Alexander
 * Swedish Chef - Sushi Chef
 * Animal - Randall Boggs
 * Steve Martin - Professor Knight
 * Camilla the Chicken - Roz
 * Statler - Phlegm
 * Waldorf - George Sanderson
 * Penguins - Monster Kids
 * Skeeter - Carrie Williams

Transcript
Terri and Terry Perry's Funeral and Burial Ceremony Later Flashback Present
 * Terri and Terry Perry: For our next feat, we will walk across hot coals while explaining what the hell we are.
 * Waternoose: No, for your next feat, YOU DIE! (Mr. Waternoose fires a cannon, decapitating Terri Perry, and Terry without Terri's head falls on the hot coals, then Mr. Waternoose throws a water sack on the scene)
 * Mike: Terri and Terry Perry died as they lived, our family would never be whole again. And now, ladies and gentlemen, PROFESSOR KNIGHT!
 * Professor Knight: (with a prank arrow hat on his head) The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want...
 * Celia: (interrupting) Ooh, are we burying them in Monstropolis? (Roz throws Terri and Terry Perry's Casket in the air)
 * Sulley: You Know, the last a monster died was...
 * Professor Knight: Excuse me!
 * Sulley: Don't you mean, "Excu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-use me?!"
 * Professor Knight: This is a funeral. I'm working. Do you come to where you work and knock the thing outta your mouth?
 * Mike: Wow, Professor Knight was blue, but he's right. We never vowed to talk about... that night. (The monsters turn to Scott, and Scott waves at them)
 * Sulley: And then, the dad says "The Aristocrats"! Wocka-Wocka!
 * Waternoose: Hey, Sullivan, my old friend? Why did the monster turn red?
 * Sulley: I don't know, stranger.
 * Waternoose: Because he roars like a lion!
 * Sulley: (sarcastically claps) Wocka-Wocka!
 * Waternoose: Then how about this insult? Because I'm about to stab you! (Mr. Waternoose stabs Sulley in the neck and back)
 * Sulley: What a showstopper. Ooh! (falls on stage)
 * Phlegm: See, I told you that monster was gonna die tonight (Phlegm and George Sanderson laugh)
 * Sulley: Hey, guys! Can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?
 * George Sanderson: You're an ambulance! (Phlegm and George Sanderson laugh again, and Mr. Waternoose dragged Sulley off-screen and murdered. Then a red wagon rolls on the stage.)
 * Mike: (Monster Kids rolled Sulley's dead body away) First Terri and Terry Perry, now Sulley. Could we be paying the price for what we did to...
 * Celia: Don't say that name, Michael.
 * Mike: Oh, Celia's telling me what to do. Wow, hey everybody, come here! You gotta come see this. Celia's telling me what to do! Wow, this must be a day for scare students. (Scott carries a box of props) Hey, uh, Squishy?
 * Scott: Hey, boss.
 * Mike: We need to talk about Carrie's death.
 * Scott: Why sure, I love talking about one of the girls, if not for the day she smelled like socks.
 * Mike: You know, I'm gonna stop you right there. I got something to tell you.
 * Mike: All right, monsters. Let's produce a play!
 * Sulley: Let's do "Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me"! Wocka-Wocka!
 * Scott: Hold on. Let me grab my costume. (Leaves)
 * Carrie: What a nerd.
 * Celia: Ahem. Let's do "Englishman with an Omelet"!
 * Carrie: Are you crazy? (Carrie Williams smacks Celia Mae)
 * Mike: Yikes, Carrie Williams, if you only take my advice once your natural life, take it now. Walk away. (Carrie Williams smacks Mike Wazowski)
 * Sulley: DEAN HARDSCRABBLE, CARRIE WILLIAMS' HITTING US AGAIN!
 * Mike: Yeah, who's the mean girl now? (Carrie Williams beats up James P. Sullivan, but stepped on a banana peel, holding on to the stage) If we do this thing, it's our secret forever. (All monsters agree and pushed Carrie Williams into a pile of smelly socks)
 * All Monsters: DEAN HARDSCRABBLE!
 * Scott: You killed one of the girls?
 * Mike: Yeah, well, it was 60% self-defense, but we're kinda burying the lead. Carrie Williams is coming out a pile of smelly socks for revenge.
 * Scott: Carrie Williams will have her revenge.
 * Carrie Williams: (comes out of a pile of smelly socks, and takes out a knife as Mike and Celia scream) 15 seconds till your death.
 * Celia: HI-YAH! (Jumps to kick her, but misses)
 * Carrie Williams: Here it comes. Showtime! (Roz holds a bow-and-arrow) (Subtitle: Get away from them, you bitch!) You can't shoot me! (Roz shoots Carrie Williams in the head and falls behind Professor Knight)
 * Professor Knight: (chuckles) That bit never gets old. (Dances as the Monsters, Inc. theme starts)