Muppets/On Top of Old Smokey (from Bert and Ernie Sing-Along)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Bert
 * Rowlf the Dog as Ernie
 * Beard as David
 * Floyd Pepper as Gordon
 * Link Hogthrob as Bob
 * Wanda as Maria
 * Janice as Susan
 * Mary Louise (little girl) as Prairie Dawn
 * Wayne as Luis
 * Pops as Mr. Hooper
 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Dr. Teeth as Count von Count
 * Gonzo as Grover
 * Animal as Cookie Monster
 * Sweetums as Herry Monster
 * Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Gonzo: I've got one. Does everybody know "On Top of Old Smokey"?

Sweetums: Eh, not really.

Gonzo: Well, but we'll all sing it and I'll help you. Oh, you at home listening to this record, you sing too. Okay, okay, I'll tell you the words. Here's go. On top of Old Smokey.

Everyone: On top of Old Smokey.

Gonzo: All covered with dirt.

Everyone: All covered with dirt.

Gonzo: I've lost my suspenders.

Everyone: I've lost my suspenders.

Gonzo: My socks and my shirt.

Everyone: My socks and my shirt.

Gonzo: I've lost my umbrella.

Everyone: I've lost my umbrella.

Gonzo: I've lost my pet frog.

Everyone: I've lost my pet frog.

Gonzo: The food in my lunchbox.

Everyone: The food in my lunchbox.

Gonzo: Got ate by a dog.

Everyone: Got ate by a dog.

Gonzo: I've lost my left sneaker.

Everyone: I've lost my left sneaker.

Gonzo: My hat and my comb.

Everyone: My hat and my comb.

Gonzo: I've lost my new toothbrush.

Everyone: I've lost my new toothbrush.

Gonzo: I've lost my way home.

Everyone: I've lost my way home.

Gonzo: I've found my way home then.

Everyone: I've found my way home then.

Gonzo: I did sure enough.

Everyone: I did sure enough.

Gonzo: And I've found my mommy.

Everyone: And I've found my mommy.

Gonzo: With all my stuff.

Everyone: With all my stuff.

Gonzo: Yes, I did.

Everyone: With all my stuff.

Sam the Eagle: Hey, Rowlf. Will you please hand me a towel?

Rowlf the Dog: Hey, what song are we going to do next?