Gordon And The Gremlin Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to Gordon and The Gremlin.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Percy
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Dowager Hatt
 * Oliver (cameo)
 * Toad (cameo)

Transcript

 * Alec Baldwin: Early one morning, Gordon's fire would not light.
 * Firelighter: I don't know what's wrong.
 * Alec Baldwin: Sighed the firelighter.
 * Firelighter: There must be gremlins about.
 * Percy: What are gremlins?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked Percy.
 * Thomas: I've heard that they're little green men who play tricks.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Thomas.
 * Percy: Can we find one?
 * James: Pah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said James.
 * James: Gremlins don't exist. They're just an excuse when things go wrong.
 * Thomas: If firelighter says there are gremlins, there are.
 * James: Hah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Snorted James. Sir Topham Hatt had heard everything.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Silence!
 * Alec Baldwin: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I am expecting a VIP, a very important person today. She is heard that all my engines are really useful. Please prove it.
 * Engines: Yes sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: They all said.
 * Percy: As long as the gremlins let us.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What gremlins.
 * Percy: The ones in Gordon's fire, sir, that's why he's not ready yet.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'll see about that.
 * Alec Baldwin: Thundered Sir Topham Hatt and he did.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Gordon, I expect you'd be on your best behavior today. You were to pull the special coach from my special visitor. But no high speeds, please, she won't like that.
 * Alec Baldwin: Gordon was proud and pleased. He was waiting for his special coach when Percy puffed in with some freight cars.
 * Percy: What's the matter, Gordon, you're late.
 * Gordon: Driver says there's gremlins in the turntables.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Gordon.
 * Percy: They must be everywhere!
 * Alec Baldwin: Squeaked Percy. At last, the turntable was mended and Gordon puffed away with the special coach. He was soon working hard to make up for lost time. After he arrived at the station, Sir Topham Hatt became concerned.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Where's Thomas?
 * Alec Baldwin: He wondered.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: He's supposed to be bringing my visitor to the docks.
 * Gordon: Hah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed Gordon.
 * Gordon: Thomas isn't really useful is he's late.
 * Alec Baldwin: But it wasn't long before Thomas arrived.
 * Thomas: (pants) I'm sorry. (pants) A cow strayed on the line and we had to wait for the farmer to take her away. But driver says your visitor is here safe and sound.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Indeed she is.
 * Alec Baldwin: Smiled Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: How nice to see you.
 * Percy: Who is it?
 * Alec Baldwin: Whispered Percy.
 * Thomas: I don't know.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: But Sir Topham Hatt is certainly keen to please her. He's a arranged a special party for her.
 * Percy: She's got a dog as well.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Percy.
 * Gremlin: (barks)
 * Thomas' Driver: Come on, Thomas.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said the Driver.
 * Thomas' Driver: You need a drink.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Puffed Gordon.
 * Gordon: Thomas is just a lazy little engine. Sir Topham Hatt is expecting me to arrive on time. We're late because of Thomas.
 * Alec Baldwin: Gordon's driver decided to make up for lost time. Then, there was trouble.
 * Gordon's Driver: I think we better slow down. This is an old line that could make things uncomfortable for the VIP.
 * Alec Baldwin: And it did. She was taking a bath and the water was slopping all over the place.
 * Dowager Hatt: (groans)
 * Alec Baldwin: She cried. Gordon was very relieved to reach his final destination where Thomas was waiting to collect Sir Topham Hatt and his special visitor. He blew an extra long whistle. (Gordon's whistle tooting) This frightened the visitor's dog so much that he fled from the station and ran into a field where a bull was grazing.
 * Bull: (roaring)
 * Alec Baldwin: The bull frightened the little dog even more. He ran back again onto the platform and over the bridge.
 * Gremlin: (barking)
 * Alec Baldwin: He didn't stop until he jumped straight into Thomas' cab.
 * Gremlin: (barks)
 * Alec Baldwin: But he had a wonderful ride all the way to the docks.
 * Thomas' Fireman: What's the dog's name?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked the fireman.
 * Dowager Hatt: Well, after today's events, I think I'll rename him Gremlin.
 * Alec Baldwin: Sir Topham Hatt chuckled.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: In that case, I've met one at last. Ha ha.
 * Thomas: Excuse me, sir, but who is your very important visitor?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Why didn't I tell you? This lady is my mother and she agrees with me. You are indeed really useful engines and my mother of course is always right. (laughs)