Muppets/Lots of Stuff (from Havin' Fun with Ernie and Bert)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Ernie
 * Fozzie Bear as Bert
 * Sweetums as Big Bird
 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
 * Animal as Cookie Monster
 * Gonzo as Grover
 * Miss Piggy as Prairie Dawn
 * Floyd Pepper as Sherlock Hemlock

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Hi there. This is Kermit the Frog.

Fozzie Bear: (spoken) And this is Fozzie Bear.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) And we have a whole lot of songs and games that we want you to play with us.

Fozzie Bear: (spoken) Right, Kermit.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Now during this record, we'll be asking you to do things or find things like...

Fozzie Bear: (spoken) Well, like something to draw on.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Yes, or musical stuff like a can or a pan or a whistle.

Fozzie Bear: (spoken) Hey, Kermit. What if they can't find that stuff?

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Well, even if you can't find the things we've named, don't worry because we can still have a good time together. (singing) Go to the kitchen for a dishpan, and look in the bathroom for a comb. Go to your bedroom for a kind of whistle Lots of stuff to play with right at home.

Fozzie Bear: Look in the closet for a pencil. Go to the pantry for a spoon. Look in the cabinet for some jelly glasses.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear: Lots of stuff to play with right at home.

Fozzie Bear: (spoken) Take it, Kermit!

Kermit the Frog: We don't need the fancy things People buy in stores. All we need is games to play and friends to play them with us. Who could ask for more?

Fozzie Bear: So go ask a grownup for a soup can. Fill it with any kind of stone.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Or marbles.

Fozzie Bear: Find pretty things to make a melody.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear: And we'll show you what you just may not have known That there's lots of stuff to play with here at home.

Sweetums: (spoken) Hi!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Oh, hi there, Sweetums.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Hi, Kermit. Hi, Fozzie.

Gonzo: (spoken) Hello there, Kermit.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Hey Sam, Animal, come on in everybody.

Fozzie Bear: (spoken) Thank you. You're just in time.

Sweetums: (spoken) I've brought my crayons.

Gonzo: (spoken) I have my whistle.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Good.

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) I've brought my tuned trashcan.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) And a comb.

Floyd Pepper: (spoken) And I've have some paper clips in a cup and a lamp.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Oh, that's perfect!

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear: We don't need the fancy things People buy in stores. All we need is games to play.

Kermit the Frog: And friends to play them with us.

Everyone: Who could ask for more? So go ask a grownup for a soup can. Fill it with any kind of stone.

Fozzie Bear: (spoken) Or marbles.

Everyone: Find pretty things to make a melody. And we'll show you what you just may not have known That there's lots of stuff to play with here at home.

(Laughter in the background)