Muppet nail polish/Look I Made a Splat (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Oscar the Grouch
 * Excuse Moi! as Abby Cadabby

Lyrics
Excuse Moi!: Wow!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) It, it worked. Wow! Fluffy had enough force to make a giant, super messy, horrible grouchy Greek splat. Ta-da! (singing) Look, I made a splat. No one has ever made a biggest splat than that. So messy and so flat. I'm proud of that splat.

Excuse Moi!: He could have made a cat or bat or hat. Or something people like to look at?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: But what kind of artist does that? I'd make a hat when you can make a splat.

Excuse Moi!: A splat just like that.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Where did it used to be a splat?