Pipsqueak Saves the Day and Other Adventures

Pipsqueak Saves the Day and Other Adventures is a My Little Pony/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US video, Percy Saves the Day and Other Adventures. It features six seventh season episodes of Spike the Dragon and Friends narrated by Michael Brandon and a song.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Filthy Rich as Henry
 * Big Macintosh as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Snips as Bill
 * Snails as Ben
 * Rarity as Emily
 * Lucky Clover as Fergus
 * Goldengrape as Arthur
 * Twilight Sparkle as Mavis
 * Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey
 * Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas
 * Slinky (from Toy Story) as Rusty
 * Mr. Potato Head (from Toy Story) as Duncan
 * Changelings as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Braeburn as Toby (does not speak)
 * Shining Armor as Edward (cameo)
 * Soarin as Duck (cameo)
 * Night Light as Donald (cameo)
 * Noteworthy as Stepney (cameo)
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Murdoch (cameo)
 * Prince Blueblood as Spencer (cameo)
 * Diamond Tiara as Arry (cameo)
 * Silver Spoon as Bert (cameo)
 * Cheese Sandwich as Salty (cameo)
 * Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam (cameo)
 * Apple Bloom as Annie (cameo)
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (cameo)
 * Scotaloo as Henrietta (cameo)
 * Gustave Le Grand as Cranky (cameo)
 * Tucker Cooper (from Shining Time Station) as Cyril the Fogman (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) Pipsqueak Gets It Right
 * 2) Something Fishy
 * 3) What's the Matter with Filthy Rich?
 * 4) The Old Iron Bridge
 * 5) Trusty Slinky
 * 6) Snips, Snails and Lucky Clover

Song

 * There Once was a Pony who Ran Away

Pipsqueak Gets It Right
Narrator: "At harvest time, the air is filled with the smell of fresh fruit of vegetables. The animals happily deliver their loads to market.

But one day, mist and rain swirled down Braeburn's line. Pipsqueak was delivering a load of fresh tomatoes.

Suddenly, he felt a big bump."

Pipsqueak: "Bust my hooves!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak cried."

Pipsqueak: "What was that?"

Narrator: "The guard put out the warning flags, while Pipsqueak's driver inspected the path."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "The earth's crumbling."

Narrator: "He said."

Pipsqueak: "We must tell Hoity Toity."

Narrator: "Decided Pipsqueak. Pipsqueak puffed back as fast as he could."

Pipsqueak: "I've got important news! The path on Braeburn's line is wobbly!"

Big Macintosh: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Huffed Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh: "Old and wobbly, just like Braeburn. That's not news! Can't stop to listen to your silly chatter!"

Pipsqueak: "Big Mac never listens to me."

Narrator: "Muttered Pipsqueak.

Next he spoke to Hoity Toity."

Pipsqueak: "Sir! Sir!"

Hoity Toity: "Not now, Pipsqueak. Spike, you have to collect a prize bull. He's at the farm on Braeburn's line."

Spike: "Yes, sir."

Pipsqueak: "But that path is wobbly!"

Narrator: "Cried Percy."

Hoity Toity: "It is safe enough."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Spike: "Bye, Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Nobody ever listens to me."

Narrator: "Spike was carefully chuffing through the rain.

Soon, he had collected the farmer's bull, and was on his way back. The rain had made the tracks more wobbly than ever.

Suddenly, there was a deep rumbling sound. Spike's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late!"

(Crash!)

Spike: "Fire and scales!"

Narrator: "Cried Spike."

Spike: "We're stuck!"

Narrator: "And they were.

Late that night, Spike still hadn't returned. Pipsqueak was worried."

Pipsqueak: "Spike is in trouble."

Narrator: "He said. Big Mac and Cranky took no notice."

Big Macintosh: "Worry hooves!"

Narrator: "Huffed Big Mac."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Fussy head!"

Narrator: "Said Cranky."

Pipsqueak: "Please?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak asked his driver."

Pipsqueak: "Can we find Spike?"

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Right away!"

Narrator: "Said his driver.

Pipsqueak was nervous, but his lamp shone brightly in the dark. The path creaked and wobbled, but Pipsqueak pressed on."

Spike: "Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "Cried Spike. Spike was happy to see his friend."

Pipsqueak: "I'll have you out of there in no time."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak.

Pipsqueak puffed and pulled, and pulled and puffed, and finally Spike and his driver were free."

Spike: "Oh, thank you."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Pipsqueak: "I'm glad to be useful."

Narrator: "Smiled Pipsqueak.

It was dawn before the path was cleared. Then Pipsqueak and Spike made their way back home."

Pipsqueak: "Spike is here!"

Narrator: "Whistled Pipsqueak."

Spike: "Pipsqueak saved the day!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Bull: "Hmm!"

Narrator: "Agreed the bull."

Hoity Toity: "I'm sorry, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "We must do a better job of listening to you in the future."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was pleased."

Something Fishy
Narrator: "Goldengrape loves working in Ponyville. He is new to the town and is still learning his way around.

One morning, he discovered the fishing village. The sun made the water sparkle and the seagulls cawed across the harbour. This was Goldengrape's favorite place.

That evening Hoity Toity came to the library."

Hoity Toity: "There's going to be a new path to the fishing village. I have to decide which animal shall run it."

Narrator: "He paused impressively. Spike and Pipsqueak looked away. They had enough work to do. Goldengrape hoped he would be chosen.

Hoity Toity: "Spike, you will work on the new path."

Spike: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Spike. But he really didn't like the smell of fish.

Goldengrape was disappointment. Hoity Toity sent him to haul coal to the steelworks.

That evening, Spike was at the washdown when Goldengrape puffed in."

Goldengrape: "Do I smell a fishy dragon?"

Narrator: "He teased."

Spike: "Yes."

Narrator: "Huffed Spike."

Spike: "Silly fish, smelly new path."

Narrator: "Goldengrape wished he could go to the fishing village instead of the steelworks. He'd be much happier than Spike.

The next morning, Spike was still grumpy. The fishermen had caught lots of fish."

Spike: "Hurry up."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "I'm a busy dragon."

Narrator: "And a fussy one too."

Narrator: "Said the fisherman."

Fisherman: "Just enjoy the fresh salty smell of the fish."

Spike: "Phew!"

Narrator: "Puffed Spike.

Spike raced as fast as he could along the path. But there was trouble ahead. Some faulty points sent his changelings one way and Spike onto the old pier way."

Spike: "Whoa!"

Narrator: "The changelings were delighted."

Changelings: "He's falling in the water!" (Laugh)

Narrator: "Luckily, Spike wasn't hurt and the fish changelings stayed on the path.

When Hoity Toity heard the news, he checked his time table."

Hoity Toity: "Goldengrape is the nearest animal. I'll send him right away."

Narrator: "It was a hot day. The ice that was keeping the fish cold started to melt."

Spike: "I hope someone comes quickly."

Narrator: "Moaned Spike."

Spike: "That fish will spoil soon."

Narrator: "Goldengrape was surprised to see Spike in the tidal pool."

Goldengrape: "Are you alright, Spike?"

Spike: "No, but I'll be much better when you take these fish away."

Goldengrape's Driver: "The breakdown van will be here soon."

Narrator: "Called Goldengrape's driver.

Goldengrape knew he had to hurry. He raced along the path to the docks, and arrived there just in time.

Later, Goldengrape went to see Spike at the fitter's yard."

Spike: "Thank you for helping me."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Goldengrape: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Said Goldengrape."

Goldengrape: "I wish I had the fishing village path all the time."

Spike: "Well please tell Hoity Toity because I don't like fish."

Narrator: "That evening, Hoity Toity came to the house."

Hoity Toity: "I need an animal to go to the fishing village while Spike is being repaired."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "Any volunteers?"

Goldengrape: "Me!"

Narrator: "Goldengrape blurted out."

Goldengrape: "And please sir, may I run on that path all the time? Spike doesn't like fish, but I do."

Hoity Toity: "Then the path is yours."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity. Goldengrape was delighted.

The next morning, he puffed into the fishing village right on time. The smell of fish was everywhere. But he was sure he had the most beautiful path in Ponyville."

What's the Matter with Filthy Rich?
Narrator: "It was the end of a busy day. The animals had been working hard. They were feeling pleased and proud, except Filthy Rich. He was feeling ill."

Spike: "What's the matter with you, Filthy Rich?"

Narrator: "Spike asked."

Filthy Rich: "My body's grumbling."

Spike: "Maybe it's grumbling at you."

Narrator: "Teased Spike."

Filthy Rich: "That's not funny!"

Narrator: "Hissed Filthy Rich."

Filthy Rich: "You just don't care."

Narrator: "But Rarity saw that Filthy Rich was leaving some fur behind. She was worried.

The next morning, Hoity Toity arrived."

Hoity Toity: "Spike, Pipsqueak and Filthy Rich, I want you to collect some changelings and take them to the docks."

Spike and Pipsqueak: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Cried Spike and Pipsqueak. Filthy Rich watched the animals puff away. He didn't feel well."

Filthy Rich: "Useful animals don't complain."

Narrator: "Filthy Rich muttered.

He was leaving fur everywhere as he chuffed towards the coaling plant. When Rarity saw this, she was more worried than ever.

Then, Spike and Pipsqueak overtook Filthy Rich."

Pipsqueak: "Hurry up, Filthy Rich!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak tooted."

Filthy Rich: "I can't go any faster."

Narrator: "Filthy Rich chuffed miserably."

Spike: "You're just being lazy."

Narrator: "Teased Spike.

By the time Spike and Pipsqueak reached the coaling plant, they had a naughty plan."

Spike: "Please, sir."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Filthy Rich wants to take more changelings."

Pipsqueak: "He is bigger."

Narrator: "Added Pipsqueak. The yard manager agreed.

Meanwhile, Rarity was talking to Hoity Toity."

Rarity: "I'm worried about Filthy Rich."

Hoity Toity: "Hmm, perhaps he's shedding."

Narrator: "Replied Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "You better check."

Narrator: "By the time Filthy Rich reached the coaling plant, Spike had already left."

Filthy Rich: "Why did Spike and Pipsqueak leave me so many changelings?"

Narrator: "Moaned Filthy Rich."

Filthy Rich: "They know I'm not feeling well."

Filthy Rich's Driver: "We'll still have to take them."

Narrator: "Said his driver.

Filthy Rich chuffed and puffed and pulled his long line of changelings."

Filthy Rich's Driver: "You can do it, Filthy Rich!"

Narrator: "Encouraged his driver.

But it was no use. Filthy Rich ground to a halt.

Just then, Rarity arrived."

Rarity: "Are you all right, Filthy Rich?"

Filthy Rich: "No."

Narrator: "Moaned Filthy Rich."

Filthy Rich: "I'm stuck."

Narrator: "Filthy Rich's fireman uncoupled the changelings. Rarity changed paths, and then hooked up to Filthy Rich."

Filthy Rich: "Oh, thank you, Rarity."

Narrator: "Wheeshed Filthy Rich.

Rarity and Filthy Rich puffed into the docks."

Hoity Toity: "Well done, Rarity!"

Narrator: "Said Sir Topham Hatt."

Rarity: "Thank you sir."

Narrator: "Then he spoke to Filthy Rich."

Hoity Toity: "You were brave, Filthy Rich. You aren't well, but you still tried to pull the heavy changelings."

Narrator: "Spike and Pipsqueak felt ashamed."

Spike: "We're sorry, Filthy Rich."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Pipsqueak: "We didn't think you were really sick."

Narrator: "Added Pipsqueak."

Hoity Toity: "Go back and collect Filthy Rich's changelings."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity sternly."

Spike: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Whispered Spike.

Soon, Filthy Rich was mended and back at work."

Rarity: "You're looking so much better."

Narrator: "Said Rarity."

Filthy Rich: "Well, they helped with my fur. But they didn't even look at my face, my tail, my squeaky feet."

Narrator: "Rarity smiled."

Rarity: "All in good time, Filthy Rich."

Narrator: "Poor Filthy Rich."

The Old Iron Bridge
Narrator: "Buzz Lightyear and Woody work on the most beautiful path in Ponyville. They loved to puff through the forest, and over the rivers.

An old bridge crosses one of the rivers. Some of its beams were rotten and had now been damaged by the storm.

Woody chuffed happily along.

He didn't see the broken road until it was too late.

He dangled dangerously above the water."

Woody: "Help!"

Narrator: "But Buzz soon pulled him to safety.

A few days later, Hoity Toity came to the sheds."

Hoity Toity: "The old bridge has been mended, but the worker's mutant toys have been left there. Woody, I need you to collect them."

Woody: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Chuffed Woody. He didn't want to go on the bridge again.

When Woody arrived he saw the mutant toys on the other side. He started to cross, but stopped. He looked down into the rushing water. Woody was scared. He remembered what had happened before."

Woody's Driver: "Come on, Woody."

Narrator: "Called his driver."

Woody's Driver: "The bridge is safe now."

Narrator: "But Woody wouldn't cross the bridge, and he and his driver went home instead."

Buzz Lightyear's Driver: "We'll pick up the mutant toys."

Narrator: "Said Buzz's driver."

Buzz Lightyear: "But if you don't cross the bridge soon,"

Narrator: "Said Buzz."

Buzz Lightyear: "Hoity Toity will be cross."

Narrator: "Now Buzz Lightyear had to take Woody's loads as well as his own. Each morning, he collected the mutant toys and puffed across the bridge with his heavy load.

Finally, Hoity Toity came to see Woody."

Hoity Toity: "If you won't cross the old bridge, you must stay here and arrange mutant toys."

Narrator: "He scolded."

Hoity Toity: "I can't have toys that won't do as they're told."

Woody: "Sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Said Woody sadly.

The next morning, Buzz took Woody's heavy loads as usual. Then he puffed and heaved through the countryside towards the bridge.

He puffed so hard that he ran out of strength."

Buzz Lightyear: "Bother!"

Narrator: "The yard manager spread the news."

Yard Manager: "Buzz has run out of strength."

Woody: "We must go help him."

Narrator: "Said Woody bravely. He set off immediately.

Woody was scared, but determined. He rolled slowly up to the edge. The bridge creaked loudly. The river seemed deeper than ever."

Woody: "I must rescue my friend."

Narrator: "Whispered Woody.

He chuffed slowly onto the bridge. The bridge groaned as he rolled forward, but Woody puffed on and on, until finally, his driver coupled up and pulled Buzz to safety."

Buzz Lightyear: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Said Buzz Lightyear."

Buzz Lightyear: "You were very brave to help me."

Narrator: "Woody is no longer afraid of the bridge, and he loves his journeys more than ever."

Trusty Slinky
Narrator: "Slinky repairs the roads that wind through the mountains in Ponyville. The slinky dog checks that the roads, tunnels, and bridges are all in good working order.

One day, Slinky was crossing the old wooden bridge. There was a big bump in the path. Slinky's driver stopped to check the bridge."

Slinky's Driver: "There are cracks in the supports."

Narrator: "He said."

Slinky: "Oh! That could be dangerous!"

Narrator: "Cried Slinky."

Slinky: "It might fall down if it's not repaired."

Narrator: "And they hurried off to warn the other toys.

The toys were waiting for their oil when Slinky arrived."

Slinky: "Don't use the old wooden bridge."

Narrator: "Said Slinky."

Slinky: "It's dangerous."

Mr. Potato Head: "How would you know?"

Narrator: "Wheeshed Mr. Potato Head."

Mr. Potato Head: "You're only a slinky dog."

Narrator: "And he puffed crossly away. He didn't even wait for his oil.

Slinky hurried down the mountain to tell Hoity Toity the bad news."

Hoity Toity: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "I'll send engineers to investigate the bridge. Meanwhile, nobody is to use it."

Narrator: "Slinky's driver put up a sign; 'Path Closed.'

The toys had to travel a different way.

Meanwhile, Mr. Potato Head needed more oil to get home, but when he arrived at the Oil Depot, it was empty."

Mr. Potato Head: "Bother! I won't get home without more oil. Where's the nearest depot?"

Woody: "On the other side of the old wooden bridge, but you can't cross; Slinky says it's not safe."

Mr. Potato Head: "Slinky always makes things sound worse than they are."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "I'm sure one trip across the old wooden bridge won't hurt."

Narrator: "Added his driver.

When they got to the junction, Mr. Potato Head's driver removed the sign, and they set off towards the bridge. This was a big mistake.

Suddenly, Mr. Potato Head slowed to a halt."

Mr. Potato Head: "I'm out of oil!"

Narrator: "He had used up all his oil."

(A piece of the bridge splashes into the water)

Mr. Potato Head: "What's that?"

Narrator: "He asked nervously.

His driver looked out. The old wooden bridge was starting to collapse!"

Woody: "Slinky!"

Narrator: "Called Woody."

Woody: "Mr. Potato Head's gone across the bridge!"

Slinky: "I'd better check he's all right."

Narrator: "The slinky dog said.

But the cracks in the supports were getting larger. A beam snapped, timber pieces splashed into the water below."

Mr. Potato Head: "Help!"

Narrator: "Called Mr. Potato Head."

Mr. Potato Head: "I'm going to fall!"

Narrator: "But Slinky was on the way.

Soon, the slinky dog reached the old wooden bridge. Mr. Potato Head had never looked so scared! Slinky walked bravely onto the bridge."

Mr. Potato Head: "Careful!"

Narrator: "Gasped Mr. Potato Head.

Soon, they held on."

Slinky: "Hold on!"

Narrator: "Said Slinky."

Mr. Potato Head: "Oooh!"

Narrator: "Shouted Mr. Potato Head.

The slinky dog pulled him off the bridge, just in time!"

Slinky: "Don't use the old wooden bridge."

Narrator: "Said Slinky."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity was cross with Mr. Potato Head."

Hoity Toity: "That was very irresponsible!"

Mr. Potato Head: "Yes sir, sorry sir. And Slinky, you were very brave."

Slinky: "Ah, thanks."

Hoity Toity: "Yes, Slinky, you are a really useful slinky dog!"

Slinky: "Thank you, sir!"

Narrator: "Slinky felt very reliable, too."

Snips, Snails and Lucky Clover
Narrator: "Lucky Clover is an earth pony who works in Ponyville.

One day, he was on his way to the quarry. He had a special job to do for Hoity Toity."

Spike: "Hello."

Narrator: "Whistled Spike."

Spike: "Where are you going?"

Lucky Clover: "To the quarry."

Narrator: "Lucky Clover chuffed happily."

Spike: "Watch out for Snips and Snails, the unicorns."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "They love to make mischief."

Lucky Clover: "I won't let young rascals rattle me."

Spike: "You don't know the unicorns like I do."

Narrator: "Warned Spike.

Lucky Clover arrived at the quarry. He went to work with Twilight Sparkle and the unicorns."

Twilight Sparkle: "I'm afraid the changelings are in a mess."

Narrator: "Said Twilight."

Lucky Clover: "Not to worry. We'll soon sort them out."

Narrator: "Snips and Snails were delighted."

Snails: "Now we'll have some fun."

Narrator: "Whistled Snails."

Snips: "Yeah, we'll have the old body in a spin."

Narrator: "Said Snips.

Lucky Clover liked helping Twilight, but he didn't like the way the unicorns were behaving one bit.

Snips banged his changelings hard. Some rocks fell onto the path."

Lucky Clover: "Do it right!"

Narrator: "Lucky Clover ordered. Snips didn't like being ordered about by an earth pony."

Snips: "Don't interfere!"

Narrator: "He snapped back.

Then Snails pushed his changelings to block the path. Lucky Clover was stuck."

Lucky Clover: "Out of my way!"

Narrator: "Said Lucky Clover. But Snails just grinned.

The next day, the men were blasting rocks."

Lucky Clover: "Wait for the all clear signal."

Narrator: "Lucky Clover called to Snips and Snails."

Lucky Clover: "Do it right!"

Snips: "There he goes again!"

Narrator: "Puffed Snips."

Snips: "'Do it right, from morning till night!'"

Snails: "Keep your head out of our quarry!"

Narrator: "Huffed Snails.

The quarry master sent Snips and Snails to collect a rock crusher from the harbor.

Lucky Clover was left in peace with Twilight.

The unicorns were still thinking about Lucky Clover."

Snips: "He's just an old fusspot!"

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Snails: "He's always saying 'Do it right!'."

Snips: "Well, the next thing he tells us to do,"

Narrator: "Wheeshed Snips."

Snips: "We'll do it wrong."

Snips and Snails: (Laugh)

Narrator: "They laughed.

Snips and Snails went back to the quarry.

The rock crusher was heavy. It shook the path as they went."

Lucky Clover: "The blasting has made that rock face unsafe."

Narrator: "Warned Lucky Clover."

Lucky Clover: "Don't go near it. Do it right."

Narrator: "But the unicorns took no notice of Lucky Clover, and were very naughty.

As roughly as they could, they rattled the load towards the cliff."

Lucky Clover: "Look out!"

Narrator: "Cried Lucky Clover, and he rushed forward, and he bumped Snips and Snails out of the way. His driver jumped to safety as the rocks began to fall. But Lucky Clover was covered in rocks right up to his head.

It took a long time to dig him out, and no one worked harder to help than Snips and Snails.

At last, Lucky Clover was free. Snips and Snails felt ashamed."

Snips: "We shouldn't have been so naughty."

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Snails: "We're very sorry."

Narrator: "Added Snails."

Lucky Clover: "Good."

Narrator: "Smiled Lucky Clover."

Lucky Clover: "From now on, we can all do it right together."

There Once was a Pony who Ran Away
There once was a pony who ran away,

Just up and went,

And ran away, ran away.

Stacked up his tail, and headed down the path,

Toot toot, farewell, goodbye!

He overheard the wicked old Discord say,

He was heading for the scrapyard any day.

He didn't wanna wait for the fateful day.

So the little old pony ran away.

He huffed and he puffed, his hooves started moving,

He chuffed and he chuffed, his little body running,

He slipped his brake, let his whistle fly,

Toot toot, farewell, goodbye!

And the little old pony ran away,

Just up and went,

And ran away, ran away.

Didn't feel part of Ponyville,

So the little old pony ran away.

(instrumental)

And when the other animals heard he'd gone,

They felt so sad, 'cos they knew he had gone and gone.

No matter what Discord had to say,

Hoity Toity has the final say.

So he thought and he thought,

Where could he be, could he go?

Some searched high, the others searched low.

Where did he run, where did he go?

We gotta bring the little pony home.

So they all went out to look around,

Far and wide, and up and down

No matter where they searched, no one seemed to know

Oh where did the little old pony go?

Spike finally tracked him down,

He was cold and blue, and all alone.

He told him he was needed back urgently.

"Who me, really?"

"Yes you, you silly pony!"

'Cos he's the pride of Ponyville!

So he huffed and he puffed,

His hooves started moving,

He chuffed and he chuffed his little body running,

He slipped his brake and he was on his way,

Toot toot, hip hip, hooray!

Now the little old pony's heading home,

To toots and cheers, hear the whistles blow.

'Cos now he's the pride of Ponyville!

"Look everybody! Here comes Lucky Clover!"

"Hooray!"

Yes the little old pony's coming home!