Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/I'm Going To Get My Haircut (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Two Headed Monster Purple as Jeffy
 * Grover Blue as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Two Headed Monster Purple: Hi there, Grover Blue.

Grover Blue: Oh, hi little friend Two Headed Monster Purple. How you today?

Two Headed Monster Purple: I'm not feeling too good, to tell you the truth.

Grover Blue: Oh, what the matter?

Two Headed Monster Purple: Well, you see, today I'm going to do something that my Mom says I have to do. And I am gonna do it, it's just that, well, you see ...

Grover Blue: What is it, Two Headed Monster Purple? What wrong?

Two Headed Monster Purple: (spoken) Well ... (singing) I'm going to get my hair cut.

Grover Blue: Oh.

Two Headed Monster Purple: I've never done that before.

Grover Blue: Me understand now.

Two Headed Monster Purple: I know I once cut my finger I know I once cut my knee If cutting my hair's gonna hurt like that The barbershop's no place for me But, I've gotta go get my hair cut

Grover Blue: Oh, Two Headed Monster Purple.

Honker Purple: (singing) Mom says I'm going to look so nice But when it's done I'll look on the floor At the hair that was up on my head before It'll be all gone, and I'll bet it'll never grow I'm getting my haircut, but I don't wanna go! (spoken) So you see, Grover Blue, that's why I don't feel so great.

Grover Blue: Oh, Two Headed Monster Purple. That no reason to feel bad.

Two Headed Monster Purple: No?

Grover Blue: No, Two Headed Monster Purple. Do me a favor - look at me fur. It's pretty shaggy today, hmmm?

Two Headed Monster Purple: (Hmmm, it does look a little shaggier than usual.

Grover Blue: Right, but me no like fur to get too shaggy, so you know where me going?

Two Headed Monster Purple: Where?!

Grover Blue: Me going to get me fur cut

Two Headed Monster Purple: Oh.

Grover Blue: Me gone plenty of times before

Two Headed Monster Purple: Really?

Grover Blue: (singing) It not like cutting me finger It not like cutting me knee 'Cuz cutting me fur doesn't hurt at all The barber's gentle as can be So me going to get me fur cut Then me going to look so nice Me look in mirror, and me see A handsome monster - oh, it me! Me always get me fur cut when it grow Me getting me fur cut, and me so glad to go (spoken) So you see, there no reason to be afraid to get haircut.

Two Headed Monster Purple: Gee, you mean you like it when you get your fur cut?

Grover Blue: Mmm hmmm.

Two Headed Monster Purple: Well, then maybe I'd like it too.

Grover Blue: Like it? You'll love it!

Two Headed Monster Purple and Grover Blue : We'll look in the mirror and we'll see A handsome person - oh, it's me! It's fun to get your hair cut when it grows We're getting our hair cut, and we're so glad to go!

Two Headed Monster Purple: Oh, boy!