Open Sesame/Bert's Nap (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Big Bird's Yellow Book as Bert
 * Grover's Orange Book as Ernie

Transcript
Big Bird's Yellow Book: *yawn* Oh boy ... It's time for a nap ... am I tired *yawn*

( Big Bird's Yellow Book gets all comfortable in bed and begins to snore.)

Grover's Orange Book: Big Bird's Yellow Book! Oh Big Bird's Yellow Book! Ol' buddy Big Bird's Yellow Book? Hey, Big Bird's Yellow Book ... Where are ya, Big Bird's Yellow Book?

(sees Big Bird's Yellow Book in bed)

Oh! Mmmm ... You know it is just possible that my old buddy Big Bird's Yellow Book is asleep. For one thing, he's lying down, which he usually does when he is asleep. For another thing his eyes are closed ... yeah. And for another thing, he's not answering me when I talk. So old buddy Big Bird's Yellow Book is probably asleep, but I will check just to make sure.

(pokes Big Bird's Yellow Book )

Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke! Note how I can poke old buddy Big Bird's Yellow Book is the stomach and he doesn't complain. Now when old buddy Big Bird's Yellow Book is awake and I poke him in the stomach, he complains.

(sees Big Bird's Yellow Book 's arm)

Oh looky here. Note how floppy and soggy-like old buddy Big Bird's Yellow Book's arm is. When old buddy Big Bird's Yellow Book is awake, he's not floppy and soggy like. So, I am quite certain that old buddy Big Bird's Yellow Book is very definitely asleep. And ....

( Big Bird's Yellow Book rolls over with eyes open)

On the other hand ... Now his eyes are open! My old buddy Big Bird's Yellow Book's eyes are usually open only when he is awake, so he's probably awake, but I will check just to make sure. Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Now cut that out!

Grover's Orange Book: See, I was right, he's awake!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Grover's Orange Book!

Grover's Orange Book: Yeah?

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Why did you wake me up?

Grover's Orange Book: Did I wake you up, old buddy?

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Yes you did!

Grover's Orange Book: See, I was right, first he was asleep and now he is awake.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Grover's Orange Book, why'd you wake me up?

Grover's Orange Book: Uh ... Oh! .. Uh ... because I have something very important to tell you.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: What's that?

Grover's Orange Book: Well, you see I just looked at the clock.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: So?

Grover's Orange Book: It's time for your nap.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Ahhhhh!

Grover's Orange Book: Well, sleep tight. Mmmm..Mmmmmm