Spike's Ponyvilleside Tunes

Spike's Ponyville Tunes is a My Little Pony/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US release, Thomas' Trackside Tunes. It features six songs, one fourth season episode and one fifth season episode of Spike the Dragon and Friends narrated by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Night Light as Donald
 * Hamm (from Toy Story) as Sir Handel
 * Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam
 * Slinky (from Toy Story) as Rusty
 * Mr. Potato Head (from Toy Story) as Duncan
 * Owlowiscious as Harold
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Mutant Toys (from Toy Story) as The Narrow Gauge Trucks
 * Mayor Mare as Dowager Hatt (not named)
 * Dr. Whooves as Oliver (cameo)
 * Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas (cameo)
 * Randolph as Duke (cameo)
 * Apple Bloom as Annie (cameo)
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (cameo)
 * Tank as Toad (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Songs

 * 1) Night Light's Bird
 * 2) Hoity Toity
 * 3) Come for the Ride
 * 4) Owlowiscious the Owl
 * 5) Pipsqueak's Seaside Trip
 * 6) Accidents will Happen

Stories

 * 1) Chief Thunderhooves & The Gremlin
 * 2) Slinky Helps Rex

Night Light's Bird

 * I found a tweeter in my pocket.
 * She was very, very tame,
 * But she tweeted all night and through the day.
 * She was driving me insane.
 * My driver and my fireman
 * tried everything they know
 * To shoo the tweeter away from me,
 * But she did not want to go.


 * The tweeter clearly loves me
 * Was impossible to nab.
 * So now we have befriended her.
 * She rides on my back.
 * She tweets in stations big and small.
 * She tweets at people too.
 * Now, everyone calls her "Night Light's bird",
 * But I call her my tweeteroo!


 * She makes me so happy
 * With her little ways.
 * So happy, it's true.
 * Now, everyone calls her "Night Light's bird",
 * But I call her my tweeteroo!


 * Tweeting here, tweeting there
 * she is tweeting everywhere
 * Tweet, tweet, choo, choo, choo,
 * she's my little tweeteroo.
 * She's tweeting here and there
 * She's tweeting everywhere
 * Tweet, tweet, shoo, shoo, shoo.
 * She's my tweeteroo!


 * Now everybody love's her
 * They love to hear her tweet
 * But when we have to say goodbye
 * they ask when she'll be back
 * She's captured everybody's heart
 * She knows just what to do.
 * Now everyone calls her Night Light's Bird
 * But she's my tweeteroo!


 * She makes me so happy
 * With her little ways.
 * So happy, it's true.
 * Now, everyone calls her "Night Light's bird",
 * But I call her my tweeteroo!


 * Tweeting here, tweeting there
 * she is tweeting everywhere
 * Tweet, tweet, choo, choo, choo,
 * she's my little tweeteroo.
 * She's tweeting here and there
 * She's tweeting everywhere
 * Tweet, tweet, shoo, shoo, shoo.
 * She's my tweeteroo!


 * She's my tweeteroo!
 * She's my tweeteroo!

Hoity Toity

 * His name is Hoity Toity
 * Some people say he's - Stout!!
 * Rather rotund, really quite round
 * But he doesn't see it like that
 * He considers he's a gentleman of merit,
 * with a town exquisitely fine
 * But his main aim is to see that his animals
 * run right on time!


 * Hoity - Hoity Toity
 * He's the head of the town
 * There is no doubt about that
 * Leader of the path
 * It's as plain as plain can be
 * for everyone to see that it's
 * Hoity Toity's Town!


 * One day he was having breakfast,
 * when Spike decided to call
 * He arrived unexpected
 * and quite uninvited
 * Straight through the dining room wall!
 * "My goodness!" said the Fashion Critic,
 * "why didn't you knock at the door?
 * This won't do at all, just look at my wall
 * and my breakfast on the floor!"


 * Hoity - Hoity Toity
 * He's the head of the town
 * There is no doubt about that
 * Leader of the path
 * It's as plain as plain can be
 * for everyone to see that it's
 * Hoity Toity's Town!


 * He's so proud of his animals
 * Each and everyone
 * And though he's strict and meticulous
 * Favourites he has none
 * If ever there is trouble,
 * you know who will be there
 * "If there's ever a crash, a smash or a muddle,
 * he's there on the double, no trouble!"
 * 'Cos it's Hoity Toity's Town!


 * When Big Macintosh stayed in the tunnel,
 * everyone tried to push.
 * But Hoity Toity would have none of that,
 * "My doctor has forbidden me to push!"
 * And one day the wind blew his hair off!
 * A goat in the field saw his chance...
 * He just picked up the hair, said "Thank you for that!"
 * And ate it up for lunch!


 * Hoity - Hoity Toity
 * He's the head of the town
 * There is no doubt about that
 * Leader of the path
 * It's as plain as plain can be
 * for everyone to see that it's
 * Hoity Toity's Town!


 * Hoity - Hoity Toity
 * He's the head of the town
 * There is no doubt about that
 * Leader of the path
 * It's as plain as plain can be
 * for everyone to see that it's
 * Hoity Toity's Town!


 * Hoity Toity's Town!
 * Hoity Toi-ty!

Come for the Ride

 * All your friends in Ponyville would like you all to see
 * Just how much fun rockin' in the town can be
 * So won't you come along and join them for the ride
 * Just hang on tight, catch your breath, and come for the ride!


 * Rockin', rockin' in the town, Rollin', rollin' in the town
 * Movin', movin' down the path, Swingin', sway from side to side
 * They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' won't you come for the ride of your life


 * Watch Mr. Potato Head go, he can really rock 'n' roll
 * He can slip, he can slide, he can sway from side to side
 * So when you hear him coming and you hear his whistle blow
 * You'd better step aside 'cause he can go go go!


 * Rockin', rockin' in the town, Rollin', rollin' in the town
 * Movin', movin' down the path, Swingin', sway from side to side
 * They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' won't you come for the ride of your life


 * Now we're really moving, movin' to an' fro
 * Everyone around shouting "More! More! More!"
 * Can't get enough, can't get enough of these thrills
 * And just when you think you can't take anymore
 * You'd better hang on tight 'cause here we go again
 * Slip slide come for the ride!


 * Rockin', rockin' in the town, Rollin', rollin' in the town
 * Movin', movin' down the path, Swingin', sway from side to side
 * They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' won't you come for the ride of your life


 * Now Chief Thunderhooves' in a hurry, 'cause Spike made him wait
 * We'll have to go much faster, we really can't be late
 * Soon the buffalo was rockin', it swayed from side to side
 * With the bath water spillin' and a-splashin' inside


 * Rockin', rockin' in the town, Rollin', rollin' in the town
 * Movin', movin' down the path Swingin', sway from side to side
 * They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' an' a-reelin' in the town tonight


 * Rockin', rockin' in the town, Rollin', rollin' in the town
 * Movin', movin' down the path, Swingin', sway from side to side
 * They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' won't you come for the ride of your life
 * They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' won't you come for the ride of your life
 * They'll be rockin' an' a-rollin' won't you come for the ride of your life
 * Come for the ride!

Chief Thunderhooves & The Gremlin
Narrator: "Early one morning, Chief Thunderhooves was feeling tired."

Fire Lighter: "I don't know what's wrong."

Narrator: "Sighed the fire lighter."

Fire Lighter: "There must be gremlins about."

Pipsqueak: "What are gremlins?"

Narrator: "Asked Pipsqueak."

Spike: "I've heard they're little green men who play tricks."

Narrator: "Replied Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Can we find one?"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Said Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Gremlins don't exist, they're just an excuse for when things go wrong."

Spike: "If fire lighter says there are gremlins, there are!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Snorted Cranky.

Hoity Toity had heard everything."

Hoity Toity: "Silence!"

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "I am expecting a V.I.P., a very important person today. She has heard that that all my animals are really useful. Please prove it."

Spike, Pipsqueak and Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Yes, sir!"

Narrator: "They said."

Pipsqueak: "As long as the Gremlins let us."

Hoity Toity: "What Gremlins?"

Pipsqueak: "The one's in Chief Thunderhooves's head, sir. That's why he's not ready yet."

Hoity Toity: "I'll see about that."

Narrator: "Thundered Hoity Toity, and he did."

Hoity Toity: "Chief Thunderhooves, I expect you to be on your best behavior today. You are to bring the special buffalo for my special visitor. But no high speeds, please; she won't like that."

Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves was proud and pleased.

He was waiting for his special buffalo when Pipsqueak puffed in with some coal."

Pipsqueak: "What's the matter, Chief Thunderhooves? You're late."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Driver says there's gremlins in the turntable."

Narrator: "Replied Chief Thunderhooves."

Pipsqueak: "They must be everywhere!"

Narrator: "Squeaked Pipsqueak.

At last, the turntable was mended, and Chief Thunderhooves puffed away with the special buffalo.

He was soon working hard to make up for lost time.

After he arrived at the station, Hoity Toity became concerned."

Hoity Toity: "Where's Spike?"

Narrator: "He wondered."

Hoity Toity: "He's supposed to be bringing my visitor from the harbor."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Huffed Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Spike isn't really useful if he's late."

Narrator: "But it wasn't long before Spike arrived."

Spike: "I'm sorry, a cow strayed on the line and we had to wait for the farmer to take her away, but driver says your visitor is here safe and sound."

Hoity Toity: "Indeed she is."

Narrator: "Smiled Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "How nice to see you."

Pipsqueak: "Who is it?"

Narrator: "Whispered Pipsqueak."

Spike: "I don't know,"

Narrator: "Replied Spike."

Spike: "But Hoity Toity is certainly keen to please her. He's arranged a special party for her."

Pipsqueak: "She's got a dog."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

(Gremlin barks)

Spike's Driver: "Come on, Spike."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spike's Driver: "You need a drink."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Puffed Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Spike is just a lazy little dragon. Hoity Toity is expecting me to arrive on time. We're late because of Spike."

Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves's driver decided to make up for lost time.

Then there was trouble."

Chief Thunderhooves' Driver: "I think we'd better slow down, this is an old path and could make things very uncomfortablel for the V.I.P."

Narrator: "And it did. She was taking a bath, and the water was slopping about all over the place."

Mayor Mare: "Ohhhh!"

Narrator: "She cried.

Chief Thunderhooves was very relieved to reach his final destination, where Spike was waiting to collect Hoity Toity and his special visitor.

He blew an extra-long whistle. This frightened the visitor's dog so much, that he fled from the station and ran into a field where a bull was grazing.

The bull frightened the little dog even more. He ran back again, onto the platform, and over the bridge.

He didn't stop until he jumped straight onto Spike."

(Gremlin Barks)

Narrator: "But he had a wonderful ride, all the way to the harbor."

Spike's Fireman: "What's the dog's name?"

Narrator: "Asked the fireman."

Mayor Mare: "Well, after today's events, I think I'll rename him 'Gremlin'."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity chuckled."

Hoity Toity: "In that case, I've met one at last. Ha ha ha!"

Spike: "Excuse me, Sir, but who is your very important visitor?"

Hoity Toity: "Why, didn't I tell you? This lady is my mother, and she agrees with me, you are indeed, really useful animals, and my mother, of course, is always right."

(Hoity Toity chuckles)

Owlowiscious the Owl

 * Who do you call when the chips are down
 * When your back is against the wall
 * When there's no way out
 * And time is running out
 * And you're heading for a fall?


 * High in the sky
 * Suddenly comes the hero
 * You can rely on him


 * Owlowiscious the Owl, pride of the skies
 * First to the rescue should help be required
 * Owlowiscious the Owl, brave is he
 * Courage is his name
 * So look to the skies, should danger arise
 * Look to the skies, for Owlowiscious will be there


 * He is a natural hero
 * He is guardian of the skies
 * And down through the years there are many tales
 * Of his courage in the skies


 * Out from the clouds
 * Suddenly comes the hero
 * We recognize that sound


 * Owlowiscious the Owl, pride of the skies
 * First to the rescue should help be required
 * Owlowiscious the Owl, brave is he
 * Courage is his name
 * So look to the skies, should danger arise
 * Reach for the sky, for Owlowiscious will be there


 * Owlowiscious the Owl, pride of the skies
 * First to the rescue should help be required
 * Owlowiscious the Owl, brave is he
 * Courage is his name


 * So look to the skies
 * See how he flies
 * You can rely
 * For Owlowiscious will be there

Pipsqueak's Seaside Trip

 * The sun is shining, it's a lovely day.
 * It won't be long before we're on our way.
 * The guard is waiting, flag in hand.
 * He blows his whistle, we're off to sea and sand.


 * The sky is blue, there's not a cloud in sight,
 * So much excitement, didn't sleep all night.
 * Now Pipsqueak's rushing through the countryside,
 * With people waving as we (peep peep) whistle by.


 * Seaside, we're off to the seaside.
 * Ice cream in cones,
 * Candy floss on your nose.
 * Seaside, we're off to the seaside,
 * We're gonna have a lovely day.


 * Just one more hill to climb and we'll be there.
 * Sounds of the seaside start to fill the air.
 * Then someone shouts out excitedly
 * "Look over there, everybody, I can see the sea!"


 * Seaside, we're off to the seaside,
 * Buckets and spades, all the fairground arcades.
 * Seaside, we're off to the seaside,
 * We're gonna have a lovely day.


 * And when it's cold in wintertime,
 * Still you can be there any time.
 * Just close your eyes, count 1-2-3,
 * Dream your dream and once again be by the sea.


 * Hoity Toity arrives to greet the line.
 * He is so pleased that Pipsqueak's right on time.
 * So much excitement, so much glee.
 * We're all together with Pipsqueak by the sea.


 * Seaside, we're all at the seaside,
 * Building sandcastles with buckets and spades.
 * Seaside, we're all at the seaside.
 * Oh, what a lovely, lovely, day.


 * Seaside, we're all at the seaside,
 * Picnics and paddling, swimming all day.
 * Seaside, we're all at the seaside,
 * Oh, what a lovely, lovely day.


 * Thank you, Pipsqueak, for such a lovely day.
 * Hooray!

Accidents will Happen

 * Thrills and spills in Ponyville, it's a life of happiness,
 * But sometimes impatience can lead to carelessness.
 * Some think they are smart cats
 * And some just know it all,
 * But sooner or later we all find out that...


 * Accidents happen now and again,
 * Just when you least expect.
 * Just when you think that life is okay,
 * Fate comes to collect!
 * Accidents happen now and again, when people or animals get smart.
 * If you don't concentrate on the thing that you're doing,
 * Accidents will happen just like that!


 * Your best laid plans can turn upside-down,
 * If you get too confident.
 * Sometimes you will slip and slide if that's Lady Luck's intent.
 * One minute you're riding high,
 * The next you're on the ground.
 * But please remember
 * Whatever the weather
 * You must take care 'cause...


 * Accidents happen now and again, sometimes just by chance.
 * You gotta pick yourself up and dust yourself down,
 * Put it down to experience!
 * Accidents happen now and again,
 * Just don't take it all to heart,
 * 'Cause if you don't concentrate on the thing that you're doing,
 * Accidents will happen, just like that!


 * The warning signs are there for us to see most of the time,
 * But sometimes we take chances, ignore the danger signs,
 * Fate can surprise you with no reason or rhyme.
 * Make sure you learn your lesson. You'll know better next time!


 * Accidents happen now and again, just when you least expect.
 * Just when you think that life is OK,
 * Fate comes to collect!
 * Accidents happen now and again when people or animals get smart.
 * If you don't concentrate on the thing that you're doing,
 * Accidents will happen just like that!


 * Accidents happen now and again, sometimes just by chance.
 * You gotta pick yourself up and dust yourself down,
 * Put it down to experience!
 * Accidents happen now and again, just don't take it all to heart.
 * If you don't concentrate on the thing that you're doing,
 * Whatever you're doing is not what you're thinking,
 * Accidents, incidents,
 * Accidents - Incidents
 * Accidents happen just like that!

Slinky Helps Rex
Narrator: "Everyday, where the toys work, the crisp air is suddenly filled with a familiar noise. The lakes and mountains have many visitors, and Owlowiscious the Owl flies the sky making sure no one's in trouble."

Owlowiscious: "All present and correct. Time to return to home."

Narrator: "Then Owlowiscious noticed something. A slinky dog was coming round the mountain.

Owlowiscious flew lower for a closer inspection."

Owlowiscious: "I'm Owlowiscious. Who are you?"

Slinky: "I'm Slinky."

Narrator: "Replied the slinky dog."

Owlowiscious: "Don't recall seeing you before. What brings you this way?"

Slinky: "Hoity Toity sent me to help the other toys."

Narrator: "Huffed Slinky. This was no time for a chat with a owl."

Owlowiscious: "Well done! Cheers! And keep up the good work."

Slinky: "Cheeky feathers!"

Narrator: "Muttered Slinky."

Slinky's Driver: "Not long now."

Narrator: "Encouraged the driver."

Slinky's Driver: "We'll soon be at the top station."

Narrator: "Rex and Hamm were glad to see Slinky. Even so, Hamm wouldn't stop grumbling. The mutant toys didn't like Hamm and wanted to play tricks on him."

Chief Thunderhooves: "No one understands our feelings."

Narrator: "Sympathized Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Now if you were ill, you couldn't arrange mutant toys, could you?"

Hamm: "Good idea!"

Narrator: "Replied Hamm."

Hamm: "I'll try it."

Narrator: "He did so next morning."

Hamm: "I don't feel well at all."

Narrator: "He groaned. There wasn't time to examine him, so some of his mutant toys were lined up behind Rex's fillies.

Slinky promised to follow with the rest.

Rex didn't mind the extra work. He left his fillies at the station, and trundled cheerfully on.

Soon, they reached the quarry where the mutant toys were needed.

Empty mutant toys at the bottom of a slope are hitched to a cable. Loaded ones at the top are hitched to another. By their weight, loaded mutant toys run down the steep slope pulling the empty ones up.

Rex waited at the bottom of the slope for the loaded mutant toys. He never bumped mutant toys, unless they missed behaved.

But the loaded mutant toys couldn't see him properly. They thought he was Hamm. Their chance for trickery had come."

Loaded Mutant Toys: "Faster, faster!"

Narrator: "They yelled."

Empty Mutant Toys: "No, no!"

Narrator: "Wailed the empty mutant toys."

Empty Mutant Toys: "It's Rex!"

Narrator: "But it was no use!"

Loaded Mutant Toys: "Hurrah, hurrah!"

Narrator: "Roared the mutant toys. Rex shut his eyes."

(CRASH!)

Rex: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: Wailed Rex. Slinky was working nearby, and came to help clear up the mess."

Slinky: "Bust my paws!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Slinky."

Slinky: "Never mind, Rex. We'll get you out."

Narrator: "Rex felt battered. His head was creaked and his stomach dented."

Rex: "Thank you, Slinky."

Narrator: "He sighed, and limped slowly home."

Hamm: "I'm sorry about your accident."

Narrator: "Said Hamm."

Hamm: "I always stand well back. Mutant toys don't like me."

Rex: "Why didn't you warn me?"

Hamm: "I didn't think."

Hoity Toity: "You never do! You can start thinking now while you're doing Rex's work, as well as your own! That'll teach you to pretend you were ill."

Narrator: "Hamm did start thinking about Chief Thunderhooves.

When the wreckage was cleared away, Slinky set off along the road."

Owlowiscious: Splendid to see you again."

Narrator: "Whizzed Owlowiscious."

Owlowisicious: "I'm completing my evening look about."

Slinky: "Well done! Cheers! And keep up the good work."

Narrator: "And the slinky dog walked back home."