Orinocules Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts:

 * Orinoco: Oh mighty Tobermory, please. hear me and answer my prayer.
 * Tobermory: Orinocules.
 * Orinoco: How do you become a true hero?
 * Tobermory: Look inside, your heart.
 * Narrator: Disney and Sega Productions presents,
 * Calliope (singing): Who put the glad in gladiator?
 * Muses (singing): Orinocules!
 * Narrator: Stronger than ten man,
 * (Orinoco punch Bull, Bird and Imp Fighters defeat)
 * Narrator: And having a devil of a the time,
 * Maximus I.Q.: He's name is Maximus, Lord of the death. Hi, how ya, doin'?
 * Narrator: Try to prove himself.
 * Maximus I.Q.: Get ready to rumble! My favorite part of the game! Sudden death.
 * Narrator: This summer,
 * Orinoco: Come on!
 * Narrator: Take off on the epic new adventure,
 * Berk: I'm right behind ya, kid! I'm way behind ya, kid.
 * Narrator: Featuring a Inhumanoids cast.
 * (Roaring)
 * Maximus I.Q.: Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.
 * Narrator: A hotshot villain,
 * Maximus I.Q.: I've got 24 hours to get rif of this bozo, and you are wearing his merchandise?!?!
 * Narrator: And one true hero.
 * Muses (singing): Zero to hero!
 * Thalia (singing): A major hunk!
 * Muses (singing): Zero to hero!
 * Calliope (spoken): And who'd have thunk?
 * Maximus I.Q.: Get them!
 * Narrator: It's the men,
 * Nellie: Orinocules!
 * Goofy: Orinocules!
 * Maximus I.Q.: Jercules.
 * Narrator: The myth,
 * Orinoco: I'm an Action Figure! (squeezes)
 * Narrator: The movie.
 * Maximus I.Q.: Hey, two thumbs way, way up.
 * Narrator: Orinocules.
 * Maximus I.Q.: Well, well, It's a small underworld after all, huh?
 * Tagline: STRIKES THIS SUMMER.