Sesame Street Crayons and Muppet nail polish/Pigeons and Cookies and Trash (from Sesame Street Live: Out of This World)

Cast

 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert
 * Gone Gonzo! as Cookie Monster
 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Oscar the Grouch
 * Animal-istic as Elmo

Lyrics
Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Hey, who's out there? Oh, it's only you! Well, I was afraid it was going to be one of those fuzzballs who lives here on Sesame Street. Yuck!

Gone Gonzo!: (spoken) COOKIE!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (spoken) Pigeons!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Yuck!

Animal-istic: (spoken) Animal-istic thinks you just need to cooperate.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) You mean work together?

Gone Gonzo!: (spoken) Why me not think of that?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Cooperate? Oh, all right. Just this once.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, everybody in the world has something that they love.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And so we may as well let you know.

Gone Gonzo!: The things we are fondest of.

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Oh, we love...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: And cookies.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And trash.

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Such fun to...

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Bang on.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Or talk to.

Gone Gonzo!: Or mash. (laughing) So delicious and chewy.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: So delightful and coo-ey.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Rotten, yucky and poo-ey.

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : I guess that I'm just different than you-ie!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: And cookies.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And trash.

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Just hear them.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Coo coo.

Gone Gonzo!: And crunch crunch.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And crash.

Gone Gonzo!: (spoken) Yeah!

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Everybody loves something And sure as dad's mustache, We love...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: And cookies.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And trash.

Gone Gonzo!: So delicious and chewy.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: So delightful and coo-ey.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Rotten, yucky and poo-ey.

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : I guess that I'm just different than you-ie!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: And cookies.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And trash.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (spoken) Yeah! Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : I'm thrilled to...

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Bang mine.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Or dance with.

Gone Gonzo!: Or mash. Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Everybody loves something And sure as dad's mustache, We love...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: And cookies.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: And cookies.

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Pigeons and cookies, and trash!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) I can honestly say that was disgusting! Heh, heh, heh!