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Episodes
Last time checked, there were 11 episodes of the Henry Jones Show. Here are the titles, lengths, dates, and descriptions of them.

Henry Jones 1 (11:45)
5/7/06 Henry Jones gets his own show. Accents, interviews, and cool talents. What fun.

Lord of the Onion Rings (15:51)
6/4/06 Shelby makes rockin' music. Lord of the Onion Rings is a big hit. Nearby kids are bad at riddles. Spamalot was awesome. My camera is about to die.

Lord of the Onion Rings 2 (21:01)
6/15/06 L.O.T.O.R. is great. Chalk proppity-ganda. Henry's brain is scrambled like eggs. Minty fresh!

Greetings From Florida! (0:33)
7/6/06 See you guys soon! Here's a clip show.

Chair Man's Revenge (11:48)
7/15/06 www.henryj.blogspot.com. Beach balls have hard lives. Nobody's home. Chair Man goes into defense mode so he doesn't get blasted by a laser cannon. A smiley face gets melted in empty blackness, while Henry hates his empty whiteness.

Special FX (16:47)
7/17/06 VOTE!!! Ben makes special effects all episode. Furby is served. Sand Tackle Laws is coming to town. Fire Flyz are pretty. Emi's life must be depressing. There's something strange going on in that house...

Meet George (14:04)
8/5/06 New decoration! Henry likes balloons. We meet George, and he defeats the orange head leader. Annoying Boy has bubblegum muscles. Henry plays guitar, apparently. Video Games And Textual Studies. The greatest things in the world are video games, movies, dogs, and Legos. Block party! Huzzah!

Technical Difficulties (10:02)
8/16/06 I need a new camera. Here's an audio podcast.

The Pop Bandit (13:02)
8/20/06 The Henry Jones Land Squishies are winning 8:0, and the Daily Door 2 Door is losing 6:8. The Squishies have a blog, but all the comments are on Henry's blog. The Pop Bandit has raided the Brain Teaser of the Day, but who is he? Sheerojynns have a theme song now, and Henry has a teleporter portal thingy.

Toigu (20:58)
8/21/06 TENTH EPISODE! We return to Henry's malfunctioning washing machine. Henry has unleashed a source of unspeakable evil, and we have to help him destroy it. Now we know that Annoying Boy has friends, but we don't know anything about toigu, and nobody knows what to do for the tenth episode, except for Eric. He suggests a cartoon about George. Gabe suggests I interview him.

Sheerojynn (13:00)
8/28/06 TOIGU VOTING HAS STARTED! Henry comes up with more uses for a sheerojynn, resulting in music, transformation, and invisibility. I'm drawing a weird red bird that lives in the jungle. Perpetual motion is awesome.

Episode 12 Coming Soon!
Status: Stage 2 (Being Edited)

Characters
The Henry Jones Show mainly takes place at The Bench, but there is still room for other people.

Henry Jones
Everyone's favorite guy in a top hat. The main character, too. What a coincidence. Henry Jones films, edits, and posts the episodes by himself, which is why he's all over the credits. He can be a bit vain at times.

Emi
Henry's sister is Emi. She appears occasionaly in the Daily Door2Door. She's sometimes annoyed with Henry filming her, but she doesn't always show it.

Mr. and Mrs. Squishy
Mr. and Mrs. Squishy are two squishy pillows. Mr. Squishy is blue, and Mrs. Squishy is yellow. They're awesome! Or at least they are in Henry's opinion. Most people hate them. When Henry requested a drawing of them from Emi, she refused immediately. The Squishies have their own blog at http://www.squishies.blogspot.com.

George
George is a little green dude who fights cars and avoids orange heads in small labyrinths. Henry will occasionally have a "George adventure", in which he will set up a new maze for George. He appears to move on his own, perhaps by magnetism...

Superheroes And Villains
Henry Jones has invented many different superheros and super villains, including The Masked Shopping Cart Thief, Lion Rider, The Pop Bandit, and Chair Man. According to Henry, they defend The Bench from the evil forces of Wolf Spider.

LOTOR Characters
Many characters appear in Lord of the Onion Rings. There are grapes (hobbits), forks (orcs), Aracorn (Aragorn), Legolettuce (Legolas), Granoladalf (Gandalf), broccoli (ents), Dinnerthor (Denethor), Raisin (Gollum), the giant apple, and the cherries. Oh, and King and Queen Squishy.

Annoying Boy Characters
Annoying Boy is a circular green guy who appears in some cartoons, doing random things. He was Henry's old web cartoon from fourth grade, but when he decided to make a show, he took A.B. with him. Annoying Boy apparently has some friends. There's Hat Dude, and the Hat Seller, who tries to kill him. Bumstead is the Hat Seller's sidekick. Hat Dude also has a dog named Cappy. Annoying Boy has a sister named Gem, who has a friend named Sapphire. He also knows a teleporting blue guy named Bob, and a shapeshifter named Landform. Ms. Southeast is the only teacher at the school, since there aren't many people around to teach. Henry might also add two other characters in the future: Tommy the Tomato, and Mister Eiy (who isn't a teacher).

Other People
During the Daily Door2Door, Henry Jones visits lots of other people at their houses and asks them questions. Their names won't be mentioned here because Henry doesn't have time to ask for their permission. Too bad.

Features
Every episode, Henry does some random stuff. However, there are certain things that happen in almost every episode!

Theme Song
At the beginning of the episode, Henry usually sits around and talks about how this is his show, the Henry Jones Show, and so on. At some point, the theme song starts playing, the logo eventually pops up, and the screen zooms in on it.

Interviews
The interview is usually the first thing to happen on the show. In the early episodes, Henry interviewed inanimate objects, but he recently resolved to start interviewing real people. The interviews, in order, are with:


 * 1) Mr. and Mrs. Squishy
 * 2) Shelby
 * 3) Beach Ball
 * 4) Special FX Ben
 * 5) Steve Jones
 * 6) Mr. and Mrs. Squishy
 * 7) Gabe
 * 8) Emi

Cartoons
Cartoons usually come right after the interview. They vary in length, and each one usually has backround music mixed by Henry, and is animated by him as well. Most of the plots are totally random, such as a melting smiley face, or two cars playing punchbuggy. Some of them involve Annoying Boy.

Brain Teaser of The Day
In the middle of the episode, Henry decides to do the brain teaser of the day. The BTOTD is written on a piece of paper, which is shown to the viewers. After a bit of time to let them think, Henry announces the answer. The BTOTDs, in order, are:
 * 1) MCE   MCE   MCE
 * 2) O_ER_T_O_
 * 3) GEG   GGE
 * 4) _ET
 * 5) SAND TACKLE LAWS
 * 6) POP
 * 7) TOIGU
 * 8) ECABT

The Daily Door2Door
This is the part of the show in which Henry gets off of the bench and goes door to door, drawing pictures on people's sidewalks or asking people questions. It usually happens at the end of the episode. Most of the people are Henry's friends and neighbors, and sometimes he goes to his own house and talks to Emi.

Credits
At the end of the episode, the credits roll, listing Henry Jones, the people from the Daily Door2Door, and anyone else who helped with the episode. There is usually a song and a message for those who are patient.

About Henry
When Henry Jones realized how funny he could be in front of a camera, he wanted his own show. And he decided that the easiest way to have a show is to not be on TV. If you're on TV, people expect too much of you. Plus, how was Henry supposed to get on TV? So he decided to film his own video podcast! It was kind of like a TV show, but on iTunes! Thus, the Henry Jones Show was born.

Blog
Henry eventually realized that he needed a website. He had a Comcast account, but he wasn't too good at all that HTML. Luckily, the nice folks over at Blogger.com give out free blogs! Henry got a blog, and now you can learn more about him and his upcoming episodes at http://henryj.blogspot.com! The blog's links lead to a picture of the OBLAARGGAG!? owl, a picture of Mashed Potato Jones, and a sound clip of a creepy painting whispering, "Come on in heeeeeere..." There are also links to websites that Henry likes, www.expage.com/toigu, and a link to Mr. and Mrs. Squishy's blog (hosted by Henry Jones).

Toigu
One day, while Henry was playing scrabble, he found a word in his available letters: toigu. Wondering what this might mean, Henry created an internet game at www.expage.com/toigu, in which people post their ideas for the definition of toigu, and then vote on it. The voting has recently started, so no ideas are being taken anymore.

How To Subscribe To Henry Jones
There are two ways to subscribe to the show.

Method #1
Open iTunes. Make sure you have a pretty good version (you should have a podcasts playlist). Go to the menu bar at the top. Select "Advanced", and "Subscribe to Podcast". When a box comes up, type in: http://home.comcast.net/~harcher/hj.xml  and press enter. Voila! When you want the new episodes, press the "update" button in the top right corner. To watch an episode, double click it, and click on the movie in the bottom left for a larger window.

Method #2
Make sure you have a good version of iTunes (you should have a podcasts playlist). Go to the iTunes music store and search for Henry Jones. You should find it there; it's simply called Henry Jones, and has the podcast icon as its picture. Click on it, and look for where it says "Free...Subscribe". Click the subscribe button. Now you're subscribed! Go into your podcast playlist and it'll be there.When you want the new episodes, press the "update" button in the top right corner. To watch an episode, double click it, and click on the movie in the bottom left for a larger window.