Sesame Street Avalon 12 Crayons/Moanin' Lisa Blues (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Snuffle-Upagus Brown as Bleeding Gums Murphy
 * Bert Yellow as Lisa
 * Big Bird Yellow as Homer

Lyrics

 * -|Original Version=

( Bert Yellow and Snuffle-Upagus Brown jam on their saxophones) Snuffle-Upagus Brown: Oh, I'm so lonely Since my baby left me. I got no money, And nothin' is free.

Oh, I been so lonely Since the day I was born. All I got is this rusty, This rusty old horn.

Bert Yellow: I got a bratty brother. He bugs me everyday. And this morning, my own mother, She gave my last cupcake away.

My dad acts like he belongs, He belongs in the zoo. I'm the saddest kid In grade number two.


 * -|Full Version=

Bert Yellow: I've got a bratty brother. Who bugs me every day. And this morning, my own mother, Gave my last cupcake away. My dad, he acts like he belongs, Like he belongs in the zoo. I'm the saddest kid Saddest kid in grade number two. I wish I had a pony, I wish I were 18, I wish I had a dime For every kid who treats me mean. They tease me cuz I'm different, Little different from the rest. Oh, yes. Well, I'm down so low, If I cheered up, I'd still be depressed. The saxophone's my best friend, I play all over town. But when I practice in my room, I hear...

Big Bird Yellow: TWILIGHT SPARKLE, KEEP IT DOWN!!!

Bert Yellow: Although I'm only eight years old, I've really paid my dues. It's true. That's why I got a case of, A case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues!

(Joe Walsh plays a solo)

I wonder how I got here, I wonder what I'll be. The saddest little twig On this crazy family tree.

I feel like I'm a loser With nothing left to lose. That's why I've got a case of, A case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues!

Oh, there's just no postponin' A case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues!

(Bert Yellow blows her horn, John Sebastian blows a harp solo, then Bert Yellow blows again until fade)