Muppets/Where Have All the Triangle Lovers Gone? (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Fozzie Bear as Telly Monster
 * Johnny Fiama as The Grand High Triangle Lover
 * Sal Minella as Norman
 * Whatnots and Frackles as Anything Muppets and AM Monsters

Lyrics
Fozzie Brown: Oh, hi. Welcome to Sesame Street. The Triangle Lovers Meeting is about start.

Sal Minella: Make way for Johnny Fiama!

Johnny Fiama: Will you go ahead?

Sal Minella: The grandest, the highest, the most triangular leader this side of the Bermuda triangle.

Johnny Fiama: Enough with the dinging!

Sal Minella: Sorry, Johnny.

Johnny Fiama: The meeting of the Triangle Lovers Club, the club for those who loves their shape with three sides and three angles will now come to...Where are all the triangle lovers?

Fozzie Bear: Here I am, your grandness. Here I am.

Johnny Fiama: (spoken) You're the only one here? Oh, everywhere I go, it's the same. There just don't seem to be any triangle lovers anymore! (singing) Where have all the triangle lovers gone?

Fozzie Bear: Where could they be?

Johnny Fiama: Where have all the triangle lovers gone?

Sal Minella: Hey, don't ask me!

Johnny Fiama: Where have all the triangle lovers gone?

Fozzie Bear: Looking at rectangles everyone.

Fozzie Bear, Johnny Fiama and Sal Minella : Who knows when they'll return? Who knows when they'll return?

Johnny Fiama: Where have all the triangle lovers gone?

Fozzie Bear: Where did they go?

Johnny Fiama: Where have all the triangle lovers?

Sal Minella: Hey, uh, I don't know.

Johnny Fiama: Where have all the triangle lovers gone?

Fozzie Bear: Circle lovers everyone.

Fozzie Bear, Johnny Fiama and Sal Minella : Who knows when they'll return? Who knows when they'll return?

Johnny Fiama: Where have all the triangle lovers gone?

Fozzie Bear: Looking at other shapes one by one.

Fozzie Bear, Johnny Fiama and Sal Minella : Who knows when they'll return? Who knows when they'll return?

Johnny Fiama and Sal Minella : (cry ing)

Johnny Fiama: I never thought it would come to this! I'm going to have to close my Triangle Lovers Club!

Fozzie Bear: Close the Triangle Lovers Club? But you can't do that!

Sal Minella: Yeah! Where else am I gonna get to go...

Johnny Fiama: Will you stop that? I have no choice! I can't have a triangle lover club without triangle lovers! My club, my club! Everything I worked for gone!

Fozzie Bear: But, but, but there's gotta be something we can do.

Johnny Fiama: Well, you can find more people to join the club, Fozzie!

Fozzie Bear: Me?

Sal Minella: Him?

Johnny Fiama: Yes! If anyone could do it, you can, Fozzie! You've got to save my club, Fozzie! It's all up to you!

Fozzie Bear: I'll do it! Oh, Johnny Fiama! Do not worry. I'll save the Triangle Lovers Club. Come on, Sal. I'm gonna need some help.

Sal Minella: Okay! (laughing)

Johnny Fiama: Will you cut that dinging out? No wonder we don't have any members! (crying)