Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales with Friends

Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner&#39;s Thomas Tales with Friends is a crossover series with characters of various shows, real life celebrities, musicians and professional athletes. Featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor and Tara Strong as the voice of Timmy Turner. Each episode will have five Thomas Stories and one song. Only Stories from Seasons 1-7 and the 15 Jack and the Pack episodes may be used. No stories from Seasons 8-present allowed. Many stories will be repeated once (sometimes twice) and Thomas songs from Seasons 4-7 will be used, but non-Thomas songs are the majority used.

Major Trivia

 * Il Volo are 23-24 years old in the series.
 * Jackie Evancho is 18 years old in the series.
 * The Powerpuff Girls are 9 years old in the series.
 * Spongebob Squarepants and other characters from his named show will be their pre-movie selves in the series.
 * Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner themselves will either be absent in some episodes or won't tell stories and in their places, Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr), Mr. Double, Il Volo, Bubbles, Bart, Jimmy Neutron, Lisa, Rudy, Penny, Edd, Percy and Junior will tell the stories.
 * Season 7 Thomas Stories narrated by Michael Brandon, Tara Strong, Yeardly Smith and Samuel Vincent will have the original music.
 * Originally, the series was titled, "Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales with Friends" but due to multiple episodes with Timmy telling stories, it was changed to "Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner's Thomas Stories with Friends".

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, The Powerpuff Girls visit the Eds' cul-de-sac. Ed and Edd got off to a good start with the girls, but Eddy was jealous of hearing the praise they get in Townsville. Mr. Conductor appears and tells them stories about girls on Sodor. After the last story, The girls explained about their friends, Bart and Lisa Simpson as well as their family and how Buttercup developed a crush on Bart. Then, they took off into the sky and a montage of the girls to the song, "That's What Girls Do" played.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Mavis (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin)
 * 4) Happy Ever After (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Percy's Predicament (George Carlin)

Song

 * That's What Girls Do (Performed by No Secrets)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Eds! What's up?
 * Bubbles: Hi, Mr. Conductor!
 * Buttercup: What's up, Little Man?
 * Eddy: You know our friend, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, they do, Eddy. I met the Powerpuff Girls at some point (in reference to "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition" when he guest starred in "Once Upon A Time" and met the girls in that episode) after I met you and your friends. And usually, the expression is Ladies first.
 * (Edd and Blossom show up)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Edd! Where have you and Blossom been?
 * Edd: We were looking up insects and- Pardon me, Did you just say Blossom? How did you know her name?
 * Mr. Conductor: She and her sisters, Bubbles and Buttercup are friends of mine. They've told me stories about how they save the world from so many monsters and criminals.
 * Bubbles: Oh, shucks. It's our job.
 * Mr. Conductor: And I think you girls and Eds will be great friends.
 * Eddy: Fat chance! HMPH!
 * Edd: Eddy, you must stop being envious. Be proud to know such famous young heroines.
 * Bubbles: Yeah, Eddy. Don't be such a party pooper.
 * Buttercup: Yeah, you don't see us getting jealous of your low-budget scam ideas!!!
 * Eddy: What?!!
 * Ed: Shush! My yeast is rising.
 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, you sound just like Thomas did the day Emily arrived.
 * Bubbles: Who's Emily, Mr. Conductor?
 * Blossom: But we already know Thomas, Edward, Duck, Rusty, and Stepney.
 * Buttercup: Yeah, how come we've never heard about her when you told us your stories of Rusty and Stepney back in Shining Time Station?
 * Edd: Why, I believe we remember the story of Emily's first day. (referring to the Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy episode, "High-Heeled Ed" where the Eds were watching Jimmy as Mr. Conductor [Ringo Starr] met him and told him the story) I'd be happy to hear it again.
 * Eddy: Snore!
 * Ed: Shush! SHUSH!
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you, Ed. And now that I have your attention... (Blows whistle and "Emily's New Coaches" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Percy's Predicament")
 * Blossom: Whoa! That WAS an awkward predicament!
 * Buttercup: I'll say. But, man that was some intense action!
 * Ed: I love action! Have you seen "Attack of the Zombie Brain-Munchers"?!
 * Bubbles: Zombies?!!! *tears up and sad gasps in fear*
 * Edd: Nothing to fear, Bubbles. Zombies are pure fictitious.
 * Buttercup: I haven't, but this kid I know has. His name's Bart Simpson. He's my man!
 * Eddy: Who the heck's Bart Simpson anyway?!
 * Edd: Eddy, please watch your tone.
 * Bubbles: He's from Springfield. I first met his sister, Lisa when she was looking for her missing saxophone at Shining Time Station. (referring to the Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition episode, Finders Keepers.)
 * Blossom: And when our dad, Professor Utonium took us on a trip through Springfield to visit his old college classmate, Professor Frink, he let us fly through the streets and Lisa recognized Bubbles and before we knew it, we were having a fun time over at their house.
 * Bubbles: Their mom makes the tastiest sandwiches and their dad is so funny even when he's angry! Their little baby, Maggie is so cute and did I mention they have a cute puppy and kitty too?! (referring to Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II)
 * Buttercup: And when I heard Bart was into pranks, action and violence, I immediately starting crushing on him.
 * Ed: Crushed him? Was that your dark side, Buttercup?
 * Edd: Not that kind of crush, Ed. You were saying, Buttercup?
 * Buttercup: Yeah, anyways. Bart's cool and awesome! He's nothing like this other guy I know...Butch. Well, he is a lot like him, but at least Bart's no bad guy who tried to use me to wreak havoc!
 * Ed: Reek? Like the stench?
 * Edd: No, Ed. WREAK. As in to create havoc or melee.
 * (Just then the sound of the Powerpuff hotline went off and Blossom picked up what was a mobile phone version of the hotline)
 * Blossom: Yes, Mayor?
 * (The Mayor chatters on the other line)
 * Blossom: We'll be right there! (Hangs up) Girls, trouble back in Townsville! It was nice meeting you, Eds.
 * Buttercup: But we gotta fly!
 * Bubbles: We're superheroes!
 * All three girls: Bye! (then they took off into the sky)
 * Ed: They are so lucky. Do you think I could fly if I mixed my own chemical X, Double-D?
 * Eddy: That's stupid.
 * Edd: Eddy-! I wouldn't take any chances, Ed. There go three mighty, young heroines.
 * (Then the scene went to the girls flying as "That's What Girls Do" began and a montage of the girls fighting crime and doing other activities began)

Plot

 * Mojo Jojo keeps Edd hostage in a prison cell in a "good guy prison", after the Rowdyruff Boys posed as a trio of school kids walking together in a socialable group and kidnapped him. On a stormy night, Edd (In a prison striped shirt) was DEEPLY upset and cried, worrying about his family and friends who missed him VERY much. Mr. Conductor appears and gives Edd advice with stories of escapes and plans on the Island Of Sodor. After the last story, Mr. Conductor disappears to get help. After 5 minutes of waiting (with tears in his eyes), Timmy speaks to him in his head and helps Edd escape with advice from "The Shawshank Redemption".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (George Carlin)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toad Stands By (George Carlin)
 * 4) The World's Strongest Engine (Alec Balwin)
 * 5) Alfie Has Kittens (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * "Shawshank Redemption" (Prison Escape Theme) from "The Shawshank Redemption")

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens in the prison at 12:07 A.M with Edd crying, covering his face)
 * Edd (voiceover): How could I, of all people, have gotten imprisoned you may ask? *thunderclap* Well, it started when the undercover Rowdyruff Boys, accompanied by the evil primate, Mojo Jojo (posing as 3 school kids walking home in a normal group conversation) kidnapped me in an ambushing fashion and flew me to this prison conjured up by Mr. Conductor's doppelganger used to imprison good people. How ridiculous and at the same time, ironic. I've been trapped for about a week. What would my precious Jackie say and/or do if I am not there and think I abandoned her? What if I'm NEVER found or bailed out? Then...*sad gasp* I'll never be able to tell Jackie I truly love her!!!! *voice cracks* I'm hoping somebody comes to my aid, and fast. Jackie needs me and I need her so very much!
 * Edd: *sobs covering face*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor (whisper tone): Edd!
 * Edd (whisper tone): Mr. Conductor! Thank goodness! I'm saved.
 * Mr. Conductor: Your parents and friends have been wondering where you went off to. Posters of "Have you seen Eddward Marion?" were posted everywhere! Jackie was even WORRIED SICK about you thinking you abandoned her! You still have a chance to tell her you love her! We had to comfort her and she panicked when she found out you were kidnapped, but she was relieved to hear that you STILL have strong loving feelings for her.
 * Edd (relieved): Oh, Mr. Conductor! I'm so glad to hear that!
 * Mr. Conductor: Always happy to give you the good news, Edd.
 * Edd (sadly): *sad sigh* And now I just hope there is a way to bust out of this prison, and get to my beautiful Jackie.
 * Mr. Conductor (kindly): You certainly will, Edd. Have trust in fate and you certainly WILL be seeing Jackie.
 * Eds (relieved): Bless you so much, Mr. Conductor. I am glad Jackie feels better now since a miracle came to her to find out where I REALLY was.
 * Mr. Conductor: You should have GREAT faith in Jackie, Edd. She WILL guide you in the right path, and you WILL become strong together forever. Jackie is the angel for you.
 * Edd: Bless you Mr. Conductor. Please allow me to explain so I can tell Jackie if I bust out of this horrid prison.
 * (One minute later)
 * Edd: And well... here I am. Perhaps you can disappear me out of here with your magic.
 * Mr. Conductor: I would be gladly, but I'm low on magic again and I don't have enough to disappear us both out of here.
 * Edd: Oh dear...
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't panic, Edd. Escapes are often successful. Like the time Douglas saved Oliver.
 * Edd: Oh, perhaps some stories would inspire an escape plan?
 * Mr. Conductor: That's indeed a great idea! (blows whistle and "Escape!" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after 5 minutes of waiting)
 * Edd: *tears up and sniffles*
 * Timmy (voice only) Eddward, you all right?! It's Timmy! you can hear me in your head!
 * Edd (whispering): Timmy! Oh heavens I'm so pleased to hear from you!
 * Timmy: It's cool to see-well, hear you again, dude. Good thing I teleported out of my room with my poofer (from the Jimmy/Timmy Power Hour) that my old bud, Jimmy Neutron (foreshadowing Jimmy Neutron debuting in "Gotta Ed!!!!") modified so I could help him and Mr. Conductor track you on the tron in Jimmy's lab. I'm here to help you bust outta there! Jackie was worried sick about you! She and Rudy were the ones who told us that you were kidnapped after Rudy overheard the bad guys through Chalkzone and finding evidence through Chalkzone!
 * Edd: Oh, Timmy! I'm so grateful! Please kindly navigate and instruct me on how I escape this horrid prison!
 * Timmy (Voice only): Ok, first you dig your way until you come across the drain pipes!
 * Edd: Right-o. But digging won't be easy it-
 * (Then Edd discovered a hole behind the poster in his cell wall that had been done by a previous escapee)
 * Edd: Well, that's convenitently lucky. (enters the hole / "Shawshank Redemption" begins)
 * [Edd makes his way to the pipes]
 * Edd: I've successfully made it to the pipes. Now what?
 * Timmy (voice only): All you have to do is crack that drain pipe open, crawl through that sewer pipe, and you're free!
 * Edd (whispering): *gasps* You mean I have to travel through that narrow unsanitary pipe?!
 * Timmy (voice only): Uh, duh! Have you seen "The Shawshank Redemption"?!
 * Edd (whispering): *gasps* Indeed I did! I know the plot! Well *sighs* here I go. *pounds the pipe really hard with the rock 3 times (in unsion to each lightning silhouette and thunderclap) until it cracks and human waste sprays him*
 * *Edd looks inside the pipe and the scene cuts to him crawling, grunting and groaning*
 * Edd (in a gagging and, groaning way): I need to escape.... I need to get.... to my Jackie....*gags and keeps on crawling* *scene cuts to the end of the sewer pipe hanging above the water*
 * Edd (voiceover): I finally made it to freedom after crawling in this unsanitary foulness I can't even imagine. I crawled 800 yards, the same size as 8 XFL Football Fields, more than half a mile.
 * *Edd grunts as he finally crawls out of the pipe and splashes into the thundering water, and Edd swims to safety in his smelly and filthy prison clothes*
 * Edd: *takes off his smelly and dirty prison shirt and opens his arms in the air in the middle of the storm* (in unison to crashing thunder and lightning) *stutters* FREEDOM!!!!!! HA HA!!!! *episode fades out and ends with a triumphant Edd's arms open in the storm*

Plot

 * Jackie Evancho and her family had just arrived to Peach Creek where Jackie would start living by herself (while her dog, Maggie ALSO lived with Jackie and the rest of the family lived down the lane by the Candy Store). After getting settled in (but still not completely unpacked), she decided to go visit Edd as she promised back at Shining Time Station (As seen in the Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy Visit Shining Time Station episode,"BIlly Saves the Day"), but when she rang his doorbell, he did not answer. Jackie then texts Edd saying she's just arrived, but Edd did not respond (since he was imprisoned in the "good guy" jail in the previous episode occurring around the same time as this episode.) so she texted again multiple times showing her concern as to why Edd wasn't responding. Jackie then went to look all over the cul-de-sac for him, but did not find him. Jackie grew worried and began to think Edd forgot or lost interest in her. She sat on his stoop sobbing in worry and betrayal when Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) appeared [since his cousin was busy looking for Edd himself] and introduced himself to her. Jackie then introduces herself to him and tells Ringo about her recent arrival and Edd's absence which concerned her deeply. Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) not knowing where Edd was either reassured Jackie that Edd is an honest and caring friend who would NEVER break a promise to a friend. ESPECIALLY when said someone is new to the cul-de-sac. He then tells her stories about the engines on the Island of Sodor when their friends are far, homesick or making new friends. After the last story, Mr. Conductor went to look for Edd. Jackie's friend, Rudy Tabootie came up to her saying he heard of Edd's disappearance and that Mojo Jojo and the Rowdyruff Boys were behind it AND managed to swipe a "good guy" prison business card and gave it to her. After Rudy deparated the scene, Jackie heard and came across the scene of Eddy chasing after Ed for ruining his latest scam in which he drops his cell phone. Jacke then discovers an incriminating text conversation on Eddy's phone (which was never revealed until "The Truth Comes Ed") Then she promptly forwarded the text conversation to her phone and deleted her number from Eddy's cell phone texting board for her protection. She then calls Timmy Turner who then contacts Jimmy Neutron (both who have experience in escaping) to help Edd break out of the "good guy" prison. Timmy accepts and PROMISES Jackie that Edd will be free again. Jackie thanked Timmy, but still worried SEVERELY about Edd. Late that night, Jackie couldn't sleep as she lied on her bed sobbing in DEEP concern for Edd. She performs "Set Me Free" to express her confidence that Edd will soon be with her. After the song, she suddenly sees flashing police lights then hears a brief siren outside her window. She goes to her window to see a police car passing by her house. Minutes later, she gets a text from Timmy who tells her Edd was brought home safe and sound by his Uncle, Officer Robert Barone (from Everybody Loves Raymond). Jackie in tears of happiness and relief sends Timmy a text in return expressing her TRUE GRATITUDE. Jackie then receives a text from Edd apologizing for his belated response and if she could come visit him the following day. Jackie smiles and returns the text. Finally, after sending Edd her text, she was able to fall asleep knowing Edd is home safe and sound.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved from Scrap (Ringo Starr, US)
 * 2) A New Friend for Thomas (Ringo Starr, US)
 * 3) Four Little Engines (Michael Angelis)
 * 4) Salty's Secret (Michael Angelis)
 * 5) Bad Day at Castle Loch (Michael Angelis)

Song

 * Set Me Free (Performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with Jackie crying in worry on her stoop)


 * Jackie: *sobbing when she thinks Edd has forgotten or lost interest in seeing her*
 * (Mr. Conductor [Ringo Starr] appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Are you alright, young lady?
 * Jackie (tears in her eyes): *looks up and gasps softly* Who are you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Ah, you must be new to the cul-de-sac. I've met everyone here in Peach Creek. At least I THOUGHT I met everyone here because here you are and I've NEVER met you before. Therefore, I could ask YOU the same question. What's your name?
 * Jackie (tears in her eyes; shyly):...I'm...Jacqueline...Jack...Jackie...!
 * Mr. Conductor: Or is it...Jacqueline Jack Jackie? And you may call me Mr. Conductor.
 * Jackie: Oh, Mr. Conductor! I...wait...you don't look like the Mr. Conductor I met back at Shining Time Station. (referring to the STSTFCE episode, "Once Upon a Time" and the EENEVSTS episode, "Billy Saves the Day")
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh! You must mean my cousin! He usually comes here to see what his lads, the Eds or the rest of the cul-de-sac lads and lasses are up to. What may I ask brings you here?
 * Jackie (in tears): Well, me and my family just moved here! I'll be living on my own while they live down the lane by the Candy Store. When I settled in, despite I wasn't COMPLETELY unpacked, I thought I'd look to visit one of the Peach Creek kids who I met back at Shining Time Station when I was only there for the Moonlight Concert (referring to Edd and the EENEVSTS episode, "Billy Saves the Day"), but he hasn't responded to my texts and I haven't been able to find him! I'm worried he's...lost interest in seeing me...! (voice cracks)
 * Mr. Conductor: Ah, I gather you're talking about Eddward! His friends and parents have been looking all over for him lately! He seemed to have disappeared one day. My cousin is actually on Wilson Way seeking help to find him.
 * Jackie (in tears): Wilson Way? What's that?
 * Mr. Conductor: It's where some friends of ours who are imaginary, but VISIBLE live in a Foster house simply known as "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends". A place where kids who have outgrown their imaginary friends drop them off and are put up for adoption when they don't want or need them anymore and are given to somebody else who is in NEED of an imaginary friend they can get along with.
 * Jackie (in tears): Sounds like a nice place.
 * Mr. Conductor: It is. My cousin knew Mac AND its most well-known residents, Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Frankie Foster, Mr. Herriman AND its founder, Madame Foster before I did. You see, young lad Mac was told to give up his imaginary friend, Bloo when he grew too old for him, but didn't want to give him away. So after an adventure AND agreement, Bloo was allowed to live at Foster's and NEVER be adopted as long as Mac visited him each and every day! (in unison, we flash to various footage of each said character Mr. Conductor names AND footage of the Foster's Pilot TV movie, "House of Bloo's")
 * (We then flashback to Jackie and Mr. Conductor)
 * Jackie (in tears): That's wonderful for them, but...(sadly gasps) What about Edd?! What if he's forgotten me or doesn't care about meeting me anymore?! (cries into her hands)
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't worry, Jackie. I know Edd far too well. He's very HONEST, CARING AND KEEPS A PROMISE. ESPECIALLY to someone who is new to the cul-de-sac. Those are important qualities in a friend. Just like my other friend who is ALSO named Edward.
 * Jackie (in tears): The blue engine? From the Island of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Exactly! This reminds me of when he once made a new friend who was in a HORRIBLE predicament!
 * Jackie (in tears): *soft gasp* What happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'll tell you the story because it has a sad beginning, but a happy ending. Maybe it will cheer us both up! (blows whistle and "Saved From Scrap" [US] begins)

Quote 3

 * (After "Bad Day At Castle Loch")
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm off again. I'm going to look and see to finding Eddward myself. Goodbye, Jackie! I'll see you soon, and please stay calm, and hope will guide you to finding Eddward! Goodbye! *disappears*
 * Jackie (sadly): Goodbye, Mr. Conductor. *sniffles* Oh, my poor Edd.... *sobs and sniffles while covering her face*
 * (Just then, Rudy ran up to her)
 * Rudy: Jackie!
 * Jackie (in tears): Oh...*sniffles* hi, Rudy. Haven't seen you for some time.
 * Rudy: Likewise. Mr. Conductor told me about his friend, Edd missing and that this cul-de-sac is where he lives so he asked me to come here to help look for him. You hear about Edd missing too?
 * Jackie (in tears): I did, Rudy. I don't know where he could be!
 * Rudy: Well, Penny, Snap and I have been using different chalkboards through Chalkzone to find where he could be. No sign of him, BUT we did come across Mojo Jojo and the RowdyRuff Boys in his observatory laughing evilly about their latest arrest in this "good guy" prison conjured up by Mr. Conductor's evil twin on an unknown land and heard mention of "some kid with a sock on his head"!
 * Jackie (in tears): Kid with a SOCK on his head....? *soft gasp* That's EDD!
 * Rudy: Yeah, except no one knows where it's located. BUT, I did manage to swipe one of these business cards for the prison he had lying around, presumably for bad guys to hand out to other bad guys if they want to imprison good guys. (in unison, hands it to Jackie)
 * Jackie (in tears): *gasps softly at the sight of the card*
 * Rudy: The only downside is they didn't print the address on it only the contact information. They even fixed it so that no one can Hoogle (spoof of "Google") the number and uncover the prison's location. My guess is the organization is top secret and they don't want friends of imprisoned good guys found so they have to contact the "good guy" prison to have them arrested NO charge! I sure hope we can do something to break Edd out.
 * Jackie (in tears): Wait! I bet Jimmy Neutron can scan the card AND find WHERE the "good guy" prison is! I've never met him myself, but remember his friend, Nick Dean told us all about him during his time at Shining Time Station and that he (Jimmy Neutron) and Timmy are friends!? (reference to "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition" despite Jimmy Neutron was never mentioned within the series and Nick hadn't met Timmy yet)
 * Rudy: That's a great idea! That Jimmy Neutron sounds REAL brilliant when it comes to being advanced!
 * Jackie: Thanks, Rudy. It was nice seeing you again.
 * Rudy: Likewise. But I gotta hit it back to Plainsville. Later! (exits scene)
 * Jackie: Bye, Rudy...*sighs sadly*
 * Eddy (voice only): ED!!!!
 * Jackie (sadly): *gasps*
 * Eddy: *screams in anger while running after Ed, unaware that his iPhone dropped*
 * Ed (while running / in unison to Eddy screaming and running after him): Run, Jib!!!!
 * Jackie (sadly): I must pick up this phone and return this to Eddy-- *then she sees an incriminating text, and gasps in horror* (to herself) I don't believe this...how could he?! What a traitorous monster! I gotta screenshot and text this to my phone. (does so) Now I just need to delete my screenshot photo, my number on his phone and texting board!! *does so, and quickly calls Timmy on his cell phone*
 * (Timmy answers and appears on a split screen)
 * Timmy: Hey, Jackie! What's up?
 * Jackie: Timmy...I need to send you something...
 * Timmy (calmly): Oh, sure thing. What is it, Jackie?
 * Jackie (in tears) You know how Edd's been missing lately? *nervous gulp*
 * Timmy: Yeah. Mr. Conductor told me of Edd's mysterious disappearance!
 * Jackie: Well, Rudy gave me some business card for a "good guy" prison. Wish for it into your hand.
 * Timmy: Alright, (to his watch) I wish I had the "good guy" prison business card Jackie has.
 * (The card then appears in his hand)
 * Timmy (looking at the card): Oh man!
 * Jackie: I know! We gotta do something to help him escape! But FIRST, we need to know WHERE the "good guy" prison is located! Jimmy Neutron could scan the card and find where the "good guy" prison is!
 * Timmy: Say no more, Jackie! I have experience in escaping and as Nick's filled you in on it before, Jimmy Neutron's an old bud of mine AND a pro at escaping too! His friend, Cindy Vortex even guided me through that giant robotic Goddard monster that ate me and ALMOST even digested me! (referring to the "Jimmy Timmy Power Hour") PLUS, I've even seen "The Shawshank Redemption!" I'll text him and tell him the sitch! Then I'll sneak out late tonight using my "poofer" (from the Jimmy Timmy Power/Hour) that Jimmy modified to transport me to his lab and guide Edd through his jailbreak! Jailbreaks are ALWAYS successful at night like in the movies!
 * Jackie: Oh, thank you SO MUCH, Timmy! You have no idea how much this means to me!
 * Timmy: Trust me, Jackie. I do. Edd's our friend! I'll give you the word WHEN Edd is free! I PROMISE to break him out, Jackie.
 * Jackie:  Thank you, Timmy! A thousand times thank you! Bye! (hangs up) (to herself) Timmy's never let me down before...he and Jimmy Neutron MUST rescue my Edd!
 * (Late that night where Jackie was lying in her bed WIDE awake...)
 * Jackie: I should be asleep now, but I just can't stop thinking about Edd! *sighs worriedly and sobs* Please be ok...Edd...*inhales and exhales with concern*...I NEED to know that you'll be free...!
 * (Jackie then performs "Set Me Free")
 * (After Song, red and blue lights flash outside Jackie's window while a police siren briefly blared)
 * Jackie: Huh?
 * (She goes to her window and sees a police car drive by her house)
 * (Minutes later, Jackie receives a text from Timmy)
 * Timmy (voice only as Jackie reads his text): Jailbreak a success! My Uncle Robert (from Everybody Loves Raymond) just dropped Edd off at his house! He's back in the cul-de-sac!
 * (Jackie sighs/tears up with relief and happiness and returns the text to thank Timmy as well as to thank Jimmy Neutron for her too)
 * (Just then, Jackie received a text from Edd)
 * Edd (voice only as Jackie reads his text): Hello, Jackie, I am VERY, TRULY sorry for the EXTREMELY belated response to your MANY texts. Although I do appreciate your DEEP and TRUE concern for me. Mr. Conductor told me you were in DEEP concern and betrayal thinking I lost interest in seeing you which I was COMPLETELY appalled to have heard. Timmy then told me that you and your friend, Rudy found out about me being imprisoned in the "good guy" jail and that you had the idea to have Timmy's friend, Jimmy Neutron track the location of the prison I was in. THANK YOU, JACKIE! By the time you read this, since I would have only HAD sent this text rather late in the evening I might add, could I see you today?
 * (Jackie smiles and returns his text)
 * Jackie (in her mind): He's gonna be surprised to receive this text sooner than he thinks. (sends text)
 * (Finally, Jackie was able to sleep knowing Edd had been freed and was home safe and sound)
 * (Episode ends)

Plot

 * Ed, Edd and Eddy discover Jimmy Neutron, boy genius along with his friends, Carl, Sheen, Cindy and Libby stranded when his hovercar malfunctions. Jimmy along with Edd work on repairing it and Mr. Conductor tells stories about inventions new and helpful to the engines on Sodor. When they finally get home safely in Jimmy's fixed hovercar, they suddenly find out the death of Jimmy's longtime friend and hero, Spock on television. Mr. Conductor helps the gang pay tribute to the fallen comrade with the funeral scene (as seen in "Star Trek 2").

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Terence the Tractor (George Carlin)
 * 3) The Fogman (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Dunkin' Duncan (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Special Funnel (George Carlin)

Song

 * Amazing Grace

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with the Eds walking through the forest.)
 * Edd: Isn't it magnificent? All the splendors of nature.
 * Ed: *gulp* I think I swallowed a bug.
 * Eddy: What else is new?
 * (Then a gray line of smoke appeared in front of Edd.)
 * Edd: Is that smoke I smell?!
 * Eddy: It's probably coming from Lumpy.
 * Ed: Missed too many laundry days for that, Eddy.
 * Edd: Quickly! Where there's smoke, there's fire!
 * Eddy: Forget this! (turns to leave)
 * Ed: Don't go, Eddy!
 * (in unison, Ed pounces on Eddy.)
 * Ed: Mother Nature needs us!
 * (The Eds follow the smell until they came across five kids)
 * Jimmy: Gas planet! The hovercar's out of order!
 * Cindy: Leave it to Nerdtron to get us stranded!
 * Carl: Jimmy, my mom's gonna be really mad if I come home too late.
 * Sheen: Never fear, Carl! My animal-like instincts will help us find the way back to Retroville!
 * Libby: Get real, Sheen. You'll only get us more lost! Besides, we're WAY too far from Retroville to travel on foot now!
 * Edd: Pardon me, perhaps my fellows and I can be of assistance.
 * Ed: Why is the big-headed kid wearing a chocolate mousse for a hat?
 * Jimmy: Hey!
 * Eddy: (laughing) Good one, Ed! (laughs more)
 * Edd: Gentlemen, please. My name is Eddward, although some people refer to me as Double-D.
 * Cindy (to Libby): He's kinda cute.
 * Libby: Yeah. And who says beanie caps went out of style?!
 * (Jimmy glares in jealousy)
 * Ed: My name's Ed! And this is my lucky cheese chunk, Sheldon...Uh, Junior!
 * Sheen: Cool! That's just like this one episode of Ultra-Lord where he fights a giant cheese chunk!
 * Carl: I can't eat too much cheese at a time. It makes me bloaty.
 * Eddy: And I'm Eddy.
 * Sheen: Wow! How did you all get the same name?! Tell me your secret!!!
 * Libby: Oh, brother...
 * Edd: Why, it's only a coincidence.
 * Eddy: Yeah, yeah, coinky-dink! Anyway, need that flying inflatable tube fixed? We'll fix it for just a few measly quarters.
 * Edd: Eddy, please!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: I was just visiting some bird friends of mine. I didn't expect to see you guys here today.
 * Carl: (screams) A TINY MAN PERSON!!!!
 * Jimmy: Pukin' Pluto!
 * Edd: Remain calm. This is our friend, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: The pleasure's all mine. Who are you kids?
 * Edd: Why, that's right. We never caught your names.
 * Sheen: I'm Ultra-Sheen!
 * Carl: Well, my name is Carl Wheezer...
 * Cindy: Cindy Vortex.
 * Libby: Just call me Libby or...Libs for short.
 * Jimmy: And I'm Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius.
 * Edd: Neutron? Pardon me, Jimmy. Are you familiar with a boy named Timmy Turner?
 * Jimmy: Yes. He and I had our rough roads. (referring to their rivalry in the first 2 Jimmy/Timmy Power Hour specials) Nowadays, we're close friends. Every now and then he stumbles or should I say transports to our town called Retroville.
 * Ed: What's a Retroville?
 * Jimmy: Well, Ed, I can certainly show you what our town is like...if I can fix my hover cart!
 * Edd: I'll gladly assist free of charge!
 * Mr. Conductor: That's very generous of you, Edd. And you know, Jimmy, a hovercar's a very interesting invention. And there are many inventions on the Island of Sodor that have helped the engines.
 * Libby: The Island of what now?
 * Ed: It's a place full of talking choo-choos!
 * Cindy: Yeah and I've been to the land of talking pets!
 * (Cindy and Libby laugh)
 * Edd: But it IS a very real place, ladies.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. While the hovercar's being repaired, I'll tell you all about the time with Thomas and a jet engine!
 * Carl: Oooo...sounds interesting.
 * Eddy: Snore!
 * Ed: Shush!
 * Mr. Conductor: And now that I have your attention...(blows whistle and "Thomas and the Jet Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * (the gang finally arrives home and gets settled in the Neutron's house)
 * Edd: My. This house is a very, very, very fine house. (reference to the song "Our House" by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young)
 * Ed: Bathroom, Double-D!
 * Cindy: Just look for the room with the toilet, Bozo!
 * Ed: Okie dokie!
 * (Everyone begins gathering snacks)
 * Sheen: I can't wait for the space outlaw movie! I heard an Ultra-Lord actor was in one scene for a brief moment! I WILL spot it!!
 * Libby: You'd travel the galaxy for Ultra-Lord.
 * Sheen: Is that a challenge?!
 * Eddy (to the microwave): Hurry up, you slowpoke popcorn!
 * Cindy (to Edd): You're a genius too, huh?
 * Edd: Well, I most certainly am knowledgeable.
 * Cindy: Really? You make any inventions of your own?
 * Edd: I have, most however usually fail miserably.
 * Cindy: You wouldn't mind if I gave you a hand with inventions sometime? (bats eyes)
 * Edd (nervously while sweating): Well, I- I-
 * Cindy: Come on, you're not embarrassed to have a girl help ar-
 * Jimmy (voice only): NOOOOOOO!!!!
 * Edd: Oh, dear! A shriek of terror!
 * Ed (coming out of the bathroom): Dad's home!
 * (The Eds and the Neutron gang run into Jimmy's living room)
 * Jimmy (crying): I just...don't...believe it...(cries)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Are you all right, Jimmy?
 * Carl: Gee, Jimmy, I haven't heard a scream that loud since my mom saw that awful rash I had once.
 * Jimmy: I just heard on the news, Mr. Spock has...has...
 * Libby: What, Jimmy?!
 * Sheen: He fell down a well?!
 * Ed: Got grounded?!
 * Cindy: Oh, you two are so clueless! (calmy to Jimmy) What happened to him, Jimmy?
 * Jimmy: He-He-He died!!! (bawls) He was not only a space hero, but a great longtime friend and ROLE MODEL of mine! *sad gasps* He was also famous for his Vulkan salute!
 * Edd: Oh, dear! My most sincere apologies, Jimmy! I'm sorry your friend has passed on!
 * Sheen: NO!!!! Not the guy who's half-guy, half-alien who fights evildoers with his other space troops!
 * Jimmy (in a crying way): I'm afraid Mr. Spock IS the person half-human, half alien you just mentioned, Sheen. *sobs*
 * Ed (sadly): I have a feeling inside me and it isn't fresh linen!
 * Eddy: Who cares?! Spacemen are for jerks! They aren't even that great! I don't even care if that stupid quack of a spaceman was half-guy, half-mutant!
 * Jimmy (hysterically crying): HE WAS THE GREATEST DEFENDER OF THE GALAXY, MAN!!!! *bawls covering face*
 * Edd: *loud horrified gasp* Eddy, how could you?! This couldn't be a more inappropriate time for your belligerence!
 * Cindy: Yeah, Edd's right. You really are a jerk. And poor Neutron is SEVERELY hurt and saddened. *takes soap and and washes her mouth out as she did in "Raise The Oozy Scab"*
 * Edd (gives Jimmy a tissue to wipe his tears in unison): Tell me, Jimmy. What can we do that will make everything all right?
 * Cindy: Well, we can all watch... the entire "Star Trek" series (from the 1960's) and the first 2 "Star Trek" movies ...if that...cheers Ner-Neutron up.
 * Jimmy (with tears in eyes): I would appreciate that. Thanks. *sniffs*
 * Edd: And I think we should respectfully observe in a moment of silence in memory of the late great Mr. Spock. *all pause and bow their heads in a moment of silence as the funeral scene plays on T.V along with "Amazing Grace"* *scene cuts to when Mr. Spock's casket shoots into space and goes Godspeed into the Heavens* *song ends and so does the episode*

Trivia

 * This episode is a tribute in loving memory of Leonard Nimoy (1931-2015).

Plot

 * Edd was in his room studying math when Eddy barged in telling him Ed was grounded again and they had to bust him out. Edd refused remembering last time as well as their failed attempt to escape Peach Creek Jr. High. Eddy then blackmails Edd by threatening to post his phone number on the Kankers' front door as well as "blow the whistle" to Jackie on what's under his hat. Edd, HORRIFIED by such blackmail begs him not to do either, but Eddy tells him his assistance in busting Ed out is the only way and if word got to his father, The Big Show, he'd be "gonzo". Edd sighed and reluctantly told him he would meet at Ed's in a half hour with blueprints to bust Ed out. After Eddy left, Mr. Conductor appeared, Edd told him of Eddy's blackmailing him to bust Ed out to which Mr. Conductor was filled with horror too and explained to him "the bully game" and that blackmailing was one of the many ways of being a bully. He then tells Edd stories about bullies on the Island of Sodor. After "Bulgy", Edd was full of INTENSE anxiety not wanting to bust Ed out of his room or have his phone number posted on the Kankers' front door OR Jackie find out what's under his hat. Edd broke down and began to cry. Jackie, who was not too far, quickly came running to his aid and after calming Edd down little by little, Edd finally told her that Eddy was blackmailing him to bust Ed out as well as his blackmail ammo (but not about him exposing what's under his hat to her). Jackie was horrified that Eddy would blackmail someone he calls his "friend". After Mr. Conductor told them the story of "Diesel Does it Again", he and Jackie gave Edd the confidence to do what was right in his heart and he and Jackie told Eddy's father the situation and The Big Show became angry with steam assuring the both that his son would do no harm to Edd. He grounded Eddy and was forbidden to go anywhere for the next two weeks except for his new position guarding Ed from escaping with Sarah and Jimmy since he wanted to see Ed so bad, he confiscated his phone and trashed his written version of Edd's number from him. Edd hugged Jackie lovingly for her idea and keeping him out of trouble and harm's way. Edd then told Jackie the other times Eddy blackmailed him such as breaking Ed out the first time by giving him as Edd quoted "The Old Guilt Route", but even worse when they attempted to escape from Peach Creek Jr. High, but failed where he blackmailed him by having Ed write his locker combination on the girl's bathroom wall. Jackie couldn't believe Eddy blackmails Edd for his own gain. After a joke Edd makes, he and Jackie laugh. Jackie then received a message from her sister, Juilet on Spacebook saying how a bully from her old school had recently been suspended from the site and shared with her friends a song via ViewTube link on her timeline. Edd wonders what the song is. Jackie then clicks and the ViewTube layout dissolves us to the song, "Glory Of Love" (from "The Karate Kid")

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 2) Steamroller
 * 3) Bowled Out
 * 4) Bulgy
 * 5) Diesel Does it Again

Song

 * Glory Of Love (sung by Peter Cetera)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins with Edd in his room writing a complicated math formula)
 * Edd: Yes...oh, that's it! ...Marvelous! My, I love mathematics!
 * (Suddenly, Eddy barged in)
 * Eddy: Double-D!
 * Edd: Ah! Eddy! Must you barge in like that?!
 * Eddy: Whatever! Ed's grounded again and we gotta bust him out!
 * Edd: Not this time, Eddy. Must I remind you that we busted Ed out once and failed?! Or that our attempt at escaping school backfired on us?! (referring to the EENE episodes, "Three Squares and an Ed" and "Cool Hand Ed")
 * Eddy: Ah, you should have given more line to the kite and it was your stupid sweater that made your stupid plane crash backwards into the school! This time, you better have a GOOD method of escapin'!
 * Edd: You're on your own, Eddy. Successful escape would take careful planning with flawless execution. Planning I want no part of. Thank you.
 * Eddy: Oh, yes you do! Or I'm gonna post your phone number on the Kankers' trailer AND blow the whistle to Ev-Nacho on what's under that hat of yours!
 * Edd: You wouldn't dare!! (clenches his hat in unison) [in his mind] As much as I abhor lying, I can't let Jackie see me without my hat! (foreshadowing the "NASCAR 2000 Awards Banquet Fantasy Edition" Wiki)
 * Eddy: And if word of any of this gets to my dad...you're GONZO!
 * Edd: ...Count me in. Curse blackmail...We'll rendezvous in half an hour. I'll have the blueprints ready by then. Synchronize your watch, Eddy.
 * (Eddy looks at his wrist which has no watch)
 * Eddy: What watch?!
 * Edd: An omen I'm sure.
 * Eddy: Whatever! Later! (exits Edd's room)
 * Edd: Oh, dear...I am in hot water...!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Having troubles, Edd?
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor! Am I happy to see you!
 * Mr. Conductor: And I'm always happy to see you.
 * Edd: I'm afraid I'm having troubles with Eddy. To put it briefly, either I help Ed escape his being grounded or I face the consequences of Eddy's blackmail!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, so Eddy's playing the bully game.
 * Edd: The Bully Game, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you see there are some people who push other people around because it makes them feel important. It's a mean sort of game that bullies play. But you can play your own game, Edd! Show Eddy you can stand up for your rights without facing his consequences!
 * Edd: But how, Mr. Conductor? How would the engines on the Island of Sodor rectify a situation like this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a thought! You remember Diesel, don't you? When he first arrived on the Island of Sodor?
 * Edd: Indeed, I never forgot the story of that belligerent Diesel. Why, his ideas are always as bad as Eddy's!
 * Mr. Conductor: Right. Duck got to know him first. But I better begin at the beginning. (blows whistle and "Pop Goes the Diesel" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Bulgy")
 * Edd: Gracious! Bulgy surely deserved that. Did he ever blackmail anyone?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I can't say that he did. But he did lie and he did make fun of the engines and that's another way of being a bully.
 * Edd: Oh, but what Eddy will do to me if I don't follow through is so much worse, Mr. Conductor! *sighs* But...I suppose I have no choice.
 * Mr. Conductor: Now, wait let's examine the situation.
 * Edd: I could remind Eddy he'll get grounded too, but...oh, who am I kidding? Eddy never thinks before he acts! He never does and I can never convince him otherwise! *voice cracks* Oh, Eddy-! How wrong can you be to blackmail me?!!! (Edd breaks down to the floor crying)
 * (Scene goes to Jackie walking down the sidewalk on her phone texting Juliet when she heard Edd's crying)
 * Jackie: Oh no! Edd needs me! (she puts away her phone and ran inside Edd's house and made her way to his room) Oh, dear! Edd, are you ok?
 * Mr. Conductor: Jackie! Are we glad you're here!
 * Jackie: What happened to Edd, Mr. Conductor?! (to Edd) Edd, did you fall?! Are you hurt?!
 * Edd (tears in his eyes): *pant* N-N-Not...e-e-exactly, *pant*...J-J-J-Jackie...! (cries again)
 * Jackie: (rubbing Edd's back shushing him calmy) Oh...Edd, please, don't cry. I'm here...I'm here...I'll make everything all better if you tell me what's wrong.
 * Edd (tears in his eyes): *sniffles* I-I-I-I'll t-t-t-try, J-J-J-Jackie. *inhales and exhales* Eddy told me that Ed is grounded again and wants to break him out and despite I reminded him of our last two failed attempts at escaping, he...HE...HE...!!!!
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* What did he do, Edd?! Please tell me! You must or things won't get better!!!!
 * Edd (tears in his eyes): He...B-B-B-BLACKMAILED ME!!!! HE THREATENED TO POST MY NUMBER ON THE KANKERS' FRONT DOOR IN THE TRAILER PARK!!!!
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* He did?! And who are the Kankers?
 * Edd (tears in his eyes): ...I-i-i-it's a...l-l-long s-story, J-Jackie, (foreshadowing the episode, "You Hurt My Eds!") but right now I have no choice!
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* OH MY GOD! How could Eddy put this much INTENSE anxiety in you!? We must tell his father!
 * Edd (tears in his eyes): Oh, but, Jackie...Eddy even says if I were to tell his father of his plans...I'd be...*scared gulp*...GONZO! Plus, the last time I told authority figures something Eddy was responsible for...my fellows and I wound up in a custom makeshift cage! (referring to the EENE episode, "Stop, Look and Ed") What if I get into something worse?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sounds a lot like what happened with Percy and Duck and naturally, Diesel the engine with attitude. Listen and I'll tell you! (blows whistle and "Diesel Does it Again" begins)
 * (After last story)
 * Mr. Conductor: Percy and Duck had the same problem you have with Eddy. No one likes a tattletale. But of course if you see someone doing something really dangerous, you should tell a grown up immediately. That's not being a tattletale, it's being sensible.
 * Jackie: Mr. Conductor's right. Edd, come on. Eddy's father WILL restrain his son and he'll do NO harm to you whatsoever!
 * Edd (tears in his eyes): *sniffles and wipes his tears* A-a-a-are y-y-y-you...s-s-s-sure...J-J-J-J-J-Jackie...??
 * Jackie: I am COMPLETELY and ABSOLUTELY sure, Edd. Now, c'mon. Let's get you on your feet. (kindly helps Edd up)
 * Edd (tears in his eyes): *sniffles and smiles a bit from Jackie's kindness* Thank you, Jackie. And thank YOU, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: All in a day's work, Edd and well done, Jackie for reassuring Edd! Goodbye and good luck!(disappears)
 * (Scene fades to Eddy waiting for Edd behind the bushes to Ed's house while Sarah and Jimmy guarded it walking like guards)
 * Eddy: What's taking him?! (suddenly, the ringtone on Eddy's phone went off)
 * Jimmy (voice only): Trespasser, Sarah!
 * Sarah (voice only): Not on my watch, Jimmy!
 * (Eddy quickly runs away from the bushes and far from Ed's house as his phone continued to ring)
 * Eddy: Man, that was close! (finally, he answers his phone) Yello? (Eddy's dad angrily chatters on the other line) D-D-Dad? (Edd's dad angrily continues to chatter) [nervously] Um, w-w-wait! I-i-it was all a j-j-joke! I swear! Alright! I'm on my way home!
 * (Scene goes to Edd and Jackie in Edd's room on Edd's computer)
 * Edd: *sighs with relief* Jackie, I really must thank you. Eddy's father truly let him have it!
 * Jackie: I'll say. I had no idea The Big Show (from WWE) was Eddy's father! He's "The World's Largest Athlete"!
 * Edd: Well, he's nice as long as you stay far from Eddy's level! I'm glad he grounded Eddy for two weeks with no way to contact me, being forbidden to go anywhere except for his new position. Since he wanted to see Ed so much, he's guarding him from escaping with Sarah and Jimmy. His father even got rid of the piece of paper that had my number written down that Eddy would have posted on the Kankers' front door and if he tries to make a new copy, he'll be reduced to Ed's level of grounded.
 * Jackie: I'm really sorry Ed was grounded, but the good news is Sarah told me on Spacebook that his punishment would be lifted two days from now and soon, EDDY will be the only one in the cul-de-sac grounded!
 * Edd: Am I glad too. Honestly, the other times he blackmailed include...(scene flashes us back to the EENE episdoes, "Three Squares an an Ed" and "Cool Hand Ed") when he gave me the old guilt route threatening to tell Ed I was too busy to help him in his time of need when he got grounded and when I went along, Eddy and I got grounded too! He blackmailed me EVEN WORSE the time of our unsuccessful escape from Peach Creek Jr. High when I refused to assist with escaping during school hours and he threatened to have Ed write my locker combination on the girls' bathroom wall! (scene flashes us back to Edd and Jackie in his room)
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* That's...just...HORRIBLE! Eddy BLACKMAILING you and he makes Ed do things like threatening to have him write your locker combination on the girls' bathroom wall?!
 * Edd: It's Eddy, dear. He's Karma's best customer! (he and Jackie laugh)
 * Jackie (in her mind): If Eddy was REALLY Edd's friend, he wouldn't blackmail or bully Edd and wouldn't treat him and Ed like henchmen! Something is telling me.... that I MUST make Edd see the light and END his friendship with Eddy FOR GOOD! (foreshadowing the episode, "Safe And Ed") Like I told the Jukebox Band during Shining Time Station's Independence Day spectacular (in reference to the EENEVSTS episode, "Mr. Conductor's Fourth Of July"), I must investigate and witness more of what Eddy does to my poor baby (referring to Edd) before I decide on doing so. (foreshadowing the episode, "Date With Ed-Stiny")
 * Edd (in his mind): Thankfully, I told Eddy's dad in confidentiality to keep Eddy from revealing what's underneath my hat to Jackie or to ANYONE else should word of it get to Jackie. Oh, if she saw what I look like underneath...there's no telling what she would think of me then...! (foreshadowing the "2000 NASCAR Awards Banquet Fantasy Edition" wiki)
 * (Just then a notification sound came from Jackie's Spacebook on her phone)
 * Jackie: Oh, look! Juliet just tagged me in her latest timeline!
 * Edd: Juliet? Is this the same Juliet, your sister, you say was bullied a lot in her old school?
 * Jackie: Yes, let's see what it's about.
 * Juliet (voice only as Jackie read her timeline): Good news, my friends. I just found out from a friend that one of the bullies on Spacebook was suspended for their constant harassment towards me. I was so happy when I was notified that they were no longer on Spacebook that I'm sharing this song with any and all who have ever been bullied to celebrate, and they all know a great bully-fighter.... the KARATE KID!
 * Edd: That's very nice of Juliet to do that. What's this song she's linked us to, Jackie?
 * Jackie: Only one way to find out. (she clicks the ViewTube link and as the song begins, the layout dissolves transitioning us to "Glory Of Love")*

Trivia

 * The website, "Spacebook" in this episode is a spoof of the real life websites, MySpace and Facebook and the website, "ViewTube" is the Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends spoof of the real life website, Youtube.

Plot

 * After Jackie saves Edd from nearly drowning in the Creek thanks to Eddy having Ed push him too hard on the tire swing causing the rope to break and the tire to roll away (like in the EENE episode, "Avast Ye Eds") and land in the very Creek, Mr. Conductor appears (dressed as a cowboy while riding on the same toy duck from the Shining Time Station episode, "Bad Luck Day at Shining Time Station") and tells Edd and Jackie stories about when the engines were each at times "a fish out of water". After the last story, Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star and Squidward Tentacles and Sandy Cheeks suddenly popped out of the creek and walked onto the land. Edd and Jackie were surprised they were communicating with underwater sea creatures and a squirrel. Sandy tells them it's all part of her many inventions and the Spongebob gang introduces themselves and mention their underwater home, Bikini Bottom. Edd and Jackie were intrigued by this and asked of the different activities in Bikini Bottom. Spongebob begins to explain as the music video, "Underwater Sun" transitions and begins.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper (George Carlin)
 * 2) Fish (George Carlin)
 * 3) Something In The Air (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin)
 * 5) Something Fishy (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Underwater Sun (performed by Lux Interior; The Bird Brains)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Eddy standing in the middle of the lane, holding a sign that says "25¢ A Ride.")
 * Eddy: Thrill of a lifetime! 25 cents a ride! [Sarah, then Nazz, ride past] Only 25 cents! Real cheap for a thrill! [Rolf rides past on a unicycle] What's the big deal? It's a lousy quarter. [He throws his sign to the ground angrily, and then storms over to Ed and Double D.] What are you guys doing? Waiting for a bus? We need to show these folks how much fun this ride is! So they'll cough up some cash!
 * Edd: [as the tire swing is pulled back] Oh dear.
 * Ed: Donuts are made for dunking!
 * Edd: [panicking as Ed pushes the swing] Ed! Eddy!
 * Ed: Dunk a donut! [he pushes the swing higher]
 * Edd: I think, I'm gonna be ill!
 * Eddy: I'd pay a quarter for that! Higher, Ed!
 * [Ed laughs and proceeds to give the swing its hardest push yet. The rope to which it's attached to breaks, sending the tire down the lane. It heads directly for Jimmy while Edd screams in unison.]
 * Jimmy: Heavens to Betsy! SARAH! Help! [He gets run over by the tire.]
 * Edd: Eddy! Help! [The tire is heading directly for Sarah, Nazz, Kevin, and Jonny. The kids all scream. Luckily, the tire hits a rock and caroms off into the air.] EDDYYYYYYYYY! [The tire lands in the water with a big splash.] Whoa!
 * (Edd pokes his head out of the water and begins splashing profusely)
 * Edd: *gasping for breath* Assistance please?!
 * Jimmy: Egads!
 * Jackie (voice only): I'm coming, Edd!
 * Kids: Huh?
 * (Jackie then comes running to the rescue and jumps into the Creek. Edd suddenly disappears under the water again and after nearly a minute as the kids watched in suspense, Jackie then rose from the water with him and swam him and herself back on land)
 * Jimmy: Just like on Baywatch! Yay, Jackie!
 * Jonny (in unison): Right on!
 * Kevin (in unison): Awesome!
 * Rolf (in unison): Ja Ja!
 * Sarah (in unison): Hooray for Jackie!
 * Nazz (in unison): Cool!
 * Edd: *gasping for breath and shoots out a large amount of water* [coughs] Thank you, Jackie! Thank you!
 * (Eddy and Ed then arrive)
 * Kevin: Are you dorks up to something?
 * Eddy: What? We were just uh-uh...launching the sequel to our luxury cruise line!
 * Jonny: No way, Jose! Plank's still got trauma from when I walked all over his face! (referring to the EENE episode, "Avast Ye Eds")
 * Jimmy: You Eds ruin everything you "Ed" up!
 * Rolf: Your boat became as puny as the appetizers Double-D Ed boy served Rolf! (referring to the EENE episode, "Stiff Upper Ed")
 * Eddy: C'mon! How about a two for one per customer duo?!
 * (The kids exchange looks)
 * Kevin: It's pounding time!
 * Ed: Run away! (does so in unison)
 * (Eddy screams as the kids chase after him and Ed)
 * Jackie: Are you alright, Edd?
 * Edd: I am now, Jackie. I really must thank you for rescuing me. Last time this happened, I landed on the tire and was temporarily impaired from all that swinging Eddy made Ed do to me on the tire swing making me uncomfortable and when the rope broke, the spinning only made it worse! (referring to the EENE episode, "Avast Ye Eds")
 * Jackie: *gasp* Eddy MADE Ed do that?! Ed should know better than to listen to what Eddy says to do!
 * Edd: Your words are as good as mine, dear.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears [off-screen])
 * Mr. Conductor (voice only): Ride 'em, Ducky!
 * Jackie: Hi, Mr. Conductor.
 * Edd: Good day, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Jackie! Hi, Edd! Have you both gone swimming today too?
 * Edd: Unfortunately, yes, Mr. Conductor.
 * Jackie: Eddy had Ed push Edd too much and too hard on the tire swing and when the rope broke, he rolled his way into the creek and nearly drowned, but I saved him!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, that's not good of Eddy to make Ed do a thing like that. But what is good is that Edd has you to help him when he gets into these kinds of predicaments. It certainly helps when new friends bring improvements to another. It's like that time with Henry and his big accident!
 * Edd: I trust Henry's accident must have been a dreadful one, Mr. Conductor.
 * Jackie: Will you tell us what happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: I will! (blows whistle and "The Flying Kipper" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Something Fishy")
 * Edd: Arthur was quite the friend to work the fishing route when Thomas couldn't bear the foul scent. He even escorted the foul fish cars away from him.
 * Jackie: Just like I saved you from drowning, dear.
 * (Suddenly, they notice the creek bubbling and out comes...)
 * Spongebob: Hoo! What an adventure, huh, guys?
 * (Patrick coming out from under the creek)
 * Patrick: Yeah, I love adventure!!!!
 * (Squidward coming out from the creek next)
 * Squidward: *gasps* Where the heck are we now? Please tell us we're near Bikini Bottom!
 * (Sandy comes out last from the creek)
 * Sandy: Nope. Far from it. (notices where they are) Well, I'll be! We're on the lane connected to some suburban cul-de-sac.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, look at that!
 * Edd: By George! Walking, talking sea creatures?!
 * Jackie: And a talking squirrel in a dive suit and helmet?!
 * Edd: What a discovery! I'm speechless!
 * Spongebob: Greetings, Sir and Madame. I don't believe we've met.
 * Squidward: Of course we've never met them, you loon! WE'RE FAR FROM HOME!
 * Jackie: *gasps horrified*
 * Edd: Oh, my! Sir, there's no reason to shout.
 * Sandy: Oh, never mind him. He's always like this. So, what do y'all call yourselves?
 * Edd: Oh, right, yes...*ahem*. My name is Eddward, that's with two D's, but you can call me Double-D or Edd for short.
 * Jackie: My name is Jackie Evancho.
 * Mr. Conductor: Mr Conductor at your service.
 * Squidward: (screams like he did in the SB Episode, "Band Geeks") HOLY SHRIMP! A LITTLE GUY!
 * Sandy: Well, I'll be bark on a tree!
 * Spongebob and Patrick: Ooooo!
 * Jackie: Who are you all?
 * Spongebob: My name is Spongebob Squarepants.
 * Patrick: My name is...um...uhh...
 * Squidward: Patrick!
 * Patrick: Oh, thanks, Squidward.
 * Squidward: And that would be my name!
 * Sandy: Howdy, y'all. Sandy Cheeks. Genius, inventor, scientist, Squirrel. (presents her acorn patch on her dive suit in unison)
 * Edd: We're pleased to meet you all.
 * Jackie: Might we ask what brings you to our humble cul-de-sac?
 * Spongebob: You see, we were traveling through Sandy's teleportation device she had fixed and modified that molded me and Squidward together once...(reference to the Spongebob episode, "Squidbob Tentaclepants")
 * Squidward: Don't remind me!
 * Spongebob: And boy, have we had a number of adventures! But the biggest fun and adventure is always under the sea in Bikini Bottom!
 * Jackie: Must be a fun place to be!
 * Edd: Pardon me, Spongebob, but how is it you, Patrick and Squidward are breathing and walking on land? Don't you all need water to stay hydrated?
 * Spongebob: Oh, Sandy came up with an invention for that before we even boarded the teleporation device.
 * Mr. Conductor: It's quite interesting to meet and interact with creatures such as you. I visit a place called the Island of Sodor and have many friends such as Thomas the Tank Engine!
 * Spongebob: Ooooo...!
 * Patrick and Sandy (in unison): Wow!
 * Squidward (in unison; slightly interested): Really?
 * Spongebob: You all should really visit us underwater sometime. There's so much to do.
 * Edd: We could mind you we would need dive suits like Sandy.
 * Jackie: You leave that to a friend of ours, Edd. (foreshadowing Jimmy Neutron's invention revealed in "May I Take Your Ed?")
 * Edd: What exactly IS there within your underwater home, Spongebob?
 * Spongebob: Well, Eddward...(transitions to "Underwater Sun")

Trivia

 * This episode is a special tribute in loving memory of Spongebob's creator, Stephen Hillenburg (1961-2018).
 * In this episode, Sandy came up with an invention that will allow Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton and other sea creatures to walk and breathe on dry land. This also foreshadows Jimmy Neutron's similar invention revealed in "Ed=Mc2"
 * This episode is dedicated to Lux Interior (1946-2009).

Plot

 * Bubbles, Timmy, Edd, Ed, and Eddy visit the Barones ("Everybody Loves Raymond") in Long Island. Marie Barone was cooking her huge bulk of food (like always), and Ray was reading the sports section in the newspaper with the gang at the table. Suddenly, Marie's always grumpy husband Frank Barone ran into the house, and tried to lock out his son, NYPD Officer, Robert Barone who was trying to give him a ticket for a traffic violation, but was unsuccessful. Next morning at breakfast, Frank was caught reading the newspaper at the table by Marie and Frank tried lying his way to the paper by pretending that he was going to "shave his head". The gang (except Eddy who didn't care) at the table tried convincing Frank that he should follow rules after what happened that morning and the night before with the traffic ticket given by his son. Raymond (asking for more milk) enters the house and joins in. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories of what happens if rules are disobeyed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Breaks the Rules (George Carlin)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (George Carlin)
 * 3) Down the Mine (George Carlin)
 * 4) Percy Takes the Plunge (George Carlin)
 * 5) Bill, Ben and Fergus (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Rules and Regulations

Quotes

 * (Episode opens inside the Barones' house at 6:00 pm.)
 * Ray: So Tim, you think the NY Rangers will pull it off tonight?
 * Timmy: Me and Bubbles are really NY Islanders fans but we can watch the game with you later.
 * Eddy: Like I give.
 * Ed: Like fruitcakes? *laugh track*
 * Edd: Eddy, please mind your manners, and Ed, please desist with the silly talk.
 * Ed: Like bendy-straws? *laugh track*
 * Edd: Puh-lease! *laugh track*
 * (Frank runs in through the back door)
 * Frank: Get away from me! *tries locking Robert out, pushing the door against him / laugh track*
 * Ray: Dad! Dad! What are you doing?! What's the matter with you?!
 * Frank: "Big Shot Cop" over here wants to give me a ticket! *laugh track*
 * Robert: *pushes Frank out of the way of the door and enters* I don't want to, Dad! I HAVE to!
 * Frank: What for?!
 * Robert: You hit my patrol car! *laugh track*
 * Frank: It ain't my fault! The car shouldn't have been there!
 * Robert: On the street?! *laugh track*

Trivia

 * This episode will have a laugh track (similar to the real show "Everybody Loves Raymond").


 * This episode is dedicated in loving memories of Peter Boyle (1935-2006), Doris Roberts (1925-2016) and Jim Nabors (1930-2017).

Plot

 * Eddy decided to do his "En-O-Gee Drinks" scam again and Edd wanting to distribute an even amount of sugar to the pitcher was being very careful counting the specs of sugar. While he wasn't looking, Eddy emptied an ENTIRE bag of sugar into the jug. When Edd drank a test cup, he suddenly found himself on a sugar rush thus the energy in the "En-O-Gee Drinks" scam was a guaranteed, but at risk success. Jackie was just walking down the sidewalk to see Edd when he suddenly zoomed passed her while greeting her. Jackie wondered why Edd was the very way he was when Mr. Conductor appeared and Jackie asked about Edd. Mr. Conductor then explains the last time Eddy caused Edd to consume an excessive amount of sugar the first time in the EENE episode, "Over Your Ed" filling Jackie with horror and showed concern for Edd. Mr. Conductor then tells stories of accidents and suffering on the Island of Sodor. After the last story, Eddy chased after Ed for causing his scam to fail again. Jackie then goes to find Edd and found him outside the candy store with a giant block of ice on his head again and was unenergetic from all the sugar. Jackie felt very sorry for Edd that Eddy was the cause for his state and gently rubbed Edd's head. Edd finding Jackie's rubbing soothing and relaxing found the pain was reducing and Jackie's gentle massaging on his head made Edd see an improvement in how much more quickly he healed than last time as well as how Jackie would be an improvement in the world that is his life. Jackie then performs "What a Wonderful World" foreshadowing more of the same repeated scenarios she would help Edd in where Eddy failed or caused Edd's grief and misery as well as Edd's bright future.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Spotless Record (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) A Happy Day for Percy (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Thomas Gets Bumped (George Carlin)
 * 5) Thomas Saves the Day (George Carlin)

Song

 * What a Wonderful World (Cover by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1
Edd: Please, Ed, that's too much sugar.
 * (Episode opens with Edd carrying sugar and a jug to a stand, which collapses as he approaches)
 * Edd: May I help?
 * Eddy: Stand back, let the pro do it. (he fixes the stand) Time to quench thirst! For cash. (He leans on the stand, and it collapses again as Eddy lets out a "Whoa!")
 * (Scene fades to Edd measuring sugar)
 * Edd: One, two three grains of sugar.
 * (Camera pans to Eddy who has nailed the leg to the table with multiple nails)
 * Ed: [darting up] Am I late?
 * Eddy: Just in time, Ed! [He reaches under the table and gets a sign.] Put this sign up! [The sign reads "En-O-Gee Drinks"]
 * Ed: Like this?
 * Eddy: No! Higher! (As he helps Ed adjust the sign, his arm is in Ed's armpit. He sniffs it, and the stench makes him leap back a few feet) Ah! Ed! You smell like a gym bag!
 * Ed: *laughs*
 * Eddy (clenching his nose; nasily): When was the last time you had a bath?
 * Ed: ...I forget?
 * (Eddy comes over to Edd, who is still measuring the first spoonful)
 * Eddy: So Double D, those drinks ready? (He slaps Edd on the back, causing Edd to spill his spoonful)
 * Edd: Eddy, please! I'm counting the sugar! (He adds some sugar and goes back to counting while Eddy walks off. Eddy comes back with a bag full of sugar and pours it all in) 1...2...4...5...6...75...76...77. A perfect measurement! (He adds it in and stirs)
 * Ed: Can I help?
 * [Edd gets a whiff but doesn't say anything.]
 * Ed: (picking up the sugar jar) Add some of this! (He tries to pour it in, but Edd protects the drink, so it all gets spilled on Edd's hat.)
 * Ed: Ok.
 * (Ed puts the sugar bowl down. Edd sniffs it and is shocked by the odor. He then sniffs the drink and looks accusingly at Ed)
 * Edd (clenching his nose): Go away please, I'll taste it. (After Ed leaves he exhales) Smelly smelly smelly. (He pulls out a gas mask and some air freshener)
 * [Ed is standing next to Eddy, who is pinching his nose shut while flies buzzed around him]
 * Eddy: (to Edd, who is pouring drinks) Hurry it up, Double D.
 * (Edd pours a last cupful and takes a sip. The sugar hits him almost immediately, and he takes off like a rocket into the sky screaming)
 * Ed: Whoa, look at him go, Eddy! [He points at Edd. This action requires him to lift his arm, and Eddy gets a full-on blast of his armpit stench.]
 * Edd: [landing, hyper] Great beverage!
 * Eddy: Huh?
 * (Scene then shows Jackie walking down the sidewalk and sees Edd)
 * Jackie: Edd! I was just coming t-
 * Edd (hyper; while running past her at hyper speed): GREETINGS, JACKIE!!!
 * Jackie: ...Edd? What's got you in such a rush?!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Jackie: Mr. Conductor, do you have any idea why Edd's so hyper and quick today?
 * Mr. Conductor: Tell me it's not true! Edd's on a sugar rush again?!
 * Jackie: Edd's on a sugar rush...again? This doesn't happen often, does it?
 * Mr. Conductor: Only twice counting this one. I can only suspect Eddy's the culprit.
 * Jackie: *gasp* Eddy?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm afraid so, Jackie. The last time Eddy filled a jug with sugar while Edd wasn't looking, Edd took a sip, he went on quite the sugar rush and when the sugar rush ended, he wound up with in his words "a very painful headache".
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* How could Eddy do that?! Cause Edd to consume more sugar than a person should and go through such a rush?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sugar is fine in small doses and moderation, but a drink full of that much sugar would be bad for anybody!
 * Jackie: I'd hate to imagine Edd in his aftermath state!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes. Being the cause for someone's misfortune is one way to get into trouble, but seeing how they end up is just as bad! I remember when Sir. Handel pretended he was ill and he made Peter Sam end up in a big mess!
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* Sir Handel pretending to be ill?! And what happened to Peter Sam?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I thought you'd never ask! (Blows whistle and "Rusty Helps Peter Sam" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Thomas Saves the Day")
 * Mr. Conductor: So you see, everyone needs help...sometime. Whether it's an engine who needs help over a bump or a friend with an extra energy pump.
 * Jackie: Oh, dear...hopefully I'll be able to help Edd the way Thomas helped poor James.
 * (Scene cuts to where the "En-O-Gee Drinks" scam was taking place and had failed)
 * Eddy: Ed!
 * Ed: Huh?
 * Eddy: What do you have to say for yourself?!
 * Ed: Drink, mister?
 * Eddy: *growls* Oh, I'll have a drink, alright! It's called Lemon-ED! (chases after Ed while screaming angrily)
 * Ed: Run away! Run away! Run away!
 * Jackie: *sighs* Poor Ed.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll help Ed. You better go find where Edd is, Jackie.
 * Jackie: Will do, Mr. Conductor! Thank you!
 * (Mr. Conductor disappears while Jackie went to find Edd)
 * (Scene fades to Jackie looking down the street for Edd)
 * Jackie: Edd! Edd! *suddenly sees him outside the candy store holding a giant block of ice against his head) Oh, Edd! Are you alright?!
 * Edd: Jackie, could you please lower your voice?! Those drinks left me with a very painful headache...
 * Jackie: Oh...Sorry, Edd.
 * Edd: *sighs with guilt* No, please...I'M sorry, Jackie. I would NEVER raise my voice at you like that if it wasn't for this HORRENDOUS headache from the "En-O-Gee" drinks scam!
 * Jackie: I feel SO sorry for you, Eddward. Mr. Conductor told me about the last time when Eddy poured an ENTIRE bag of sugar into the jug while you weren't looking and drank a test cup of it then you went on a hyper sugar rush and when it ended, you ended up the same way as last time!
 * Edd: Thank you, Jackie...Ouch! Oh, curse cranial discomfort!
 * Jackie: Here, Edd, want me to massage your head for you?
 * Edd: I suppose I could...(removes the ice from his head to allow Jackie to massage it)
 * Jackie: Does this feel good, Edd?
 * Edd: Well, it is nice I must say, but...(beginning to feel relaxed)...Oh...oh, Jackie...my headache it's...please...knead on.
 * (Jackie massages Edd's head and finally let her hand of his head)
 * Edd: Oh, Jackie! Your gentle hands....and your massaging...they've reduced my headache into nothing! I feel relieved! Thank you!
 * Jackie: You're very welcome, Edd. I had no idea I gave such good massages!
 * Edd: Oh, you have a gift alright, Jackie. Why, I feel I've even entered a whole new world...a world where as long as you're with me...life can do me no wrong!
 * Jackie: Thank you, Edd...that's...very nice...! (in her mind) You hang in there, Edd. Your wonderful world that is your bright future is soon to come! [foreshadowing the episodes, "Safe and Ed" and "Star Spangled Ed"](performs "What a Wonderful World")

Plot

 * Bubbles decided to go on picnics with Timmy more often, and Eduardo decided to try and fulfill his dream of being in the wide world of motorsports (foreshadowing the F1 and NASCAR wikis), but after Bubbles got stung in the throat again by a honeybee, and Eduardo seeing Greg Moore's fatal accident (CART) in California Speedway on TV, Bubbles became very scared to eat outside, and Eduardo became too scared to drive. Timmy and Edd try telling Bubbles not to be afraid of eating outside because of bees and Eduardo not to be afraid to drive just because of seeing a fatal accident on television. Mr. Conductor appears and assists them to help Eduardo and Bubbles not to be afraid. He tells stories of engines handling fear. After the last story, Jimmy Neutron and Josh Groban enters the PPG house. Jimmy reveals his latest successful invention known as the "insect in-mouth teleportation pill" and Josh tries inspiring the 2 to handle their fears and performs "Brave".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Toby's Discovery (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Haunted Henry (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Toby and the Flood (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Brave (performed by Josh Groban)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with Bubbles, Timmy, Blossom, and Buttercup in the park having a picnic lunch as seen in the PPG episode "The City Of Nutsville")
 * Timmy: Thanks for inviting me, girls.
 * Blossom: It's our pleasure, Timmy.
 * Buttercup: Yeah, it's the least we could do.
 * Bubbles: I love these picnics! The weather is always soooo beautiful! (in unison, Bubbles spreads jam onto her sandwich)
 * [honeybee buzzes onto Bubbles sandwich, then Bubbles sandwiches the insect and takes a bite of the sandwich containing the honeybee]
 * [buzzing is heard inside Bubbles' mouth]
 * Buttercup: Bubbles?
 * Blossom: You're b-buzzing--.
 * Timmy (while pointing at Bubbles): *gasps loudly in horror* BUBBLES!!!! THERE'S A BEE INSIDE YOU!!!!
 * Bubbles: A what?! *feels a painful sting in the throat* YEOWWW!!!! *scene immediately cuts to Eduardo watching a CART (Indycar) race in California Speedway on T.V*
 * Eduardo: Ay, carumba! These cars are mighty fast!
 * Paul Page (ESPN / on TV): *exclaims loudly in horror* Oh, what an ENORMOUS crash!
 * Eduardo: *shrieks* That poor driver!
 * (Later)
 * Paul Page (ESPN / on TV): We have just heard from the local California hospital that Greg Moore has passed due to severe head injuries suffered in the crash.
 * Eduardo: NOOOOO...!!!! Greg Moore has fallecido!!!! *cries in fear*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears dressed as a doctor with a medical bag)
 * Mr. Conductor: Did someone have an accident? I got here as fast as I could.
 * Eduardo: Senior Conductor! Greg Moore, he just passed away!!!! (cries)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh dear. Please, Ed, try to calm down and tell me what happened.
 * Eduardo: *sniffles* He...he was driving...*sniffles* when suddenly...*soft gasp* he toppled over and...and... and he no survive!!!! (cries more) Now I can never drive with Formula 1 and NASCAR!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: I understand how you feel, Eduardo. Bubbles just had a bee sting her in the throat. That wasn't really fun for her. But the worst part is she's too scared to go on picnics now.
 * Eduardo: *soft gasp* Poor Senorita Bubbles! That makes dos of us!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well the two of you aren't alone. Skarloey had an accident dangling on an old bridge.
 * Eduardo: (exclaims in horror) He did?! Oh, poor Skarloey!
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, I'm surprised you didn't hear about it. They're still talking about it on the Island of Sodor. Well, now's as good a time as any. *blows whistle and "The Old Bridge" begins*

Quote 2

 * (after last story)
 * (Jimmy Neutron and Josh Groban appear inside the house)
 * Josh Groban: Hi guys. Thought you needed a little inspiration.
 * Jimmy: And I want to show you my latest SUCCESSFUL invention.
 * Bubbles: Hi, Jimmy--. Oh my, J-J-JOSH GROBAN!!! I LOVE your music!!!! Me and Timmy listen to you on myTunes!!!! (Spoof of iTunes)
 * Edd: Josh Groban! My name is Eddward, but many people call me Double-D or Edd for short. A real pleasure, sir.
 * Eduardo: Hola, Senior Groban! Me llamo Eduardo.
 * Ed: Hello! I AM ED!
 * Josh: *chuckles* Well that seems like quite a lot of praise.
 * Jimmy: And now to test my latest successful invention, the insect "in-mouth teleportation pills", I will do an experiment. *reaches into his bag and pulls out a jar with a honeybee in it, a sandwich kit, and his "insect teleportation pills"*
 * Bubbles: *gasps in an "eeking" way while covering her mouth after seeing the bee in the jar*
 * Jimmy: Now I would like Edd to volunteer.
 * Edd: ME?! Why me?!
 * Timmy: Just do it, Edd.
 * Ed: Lucky dog.
 * Eduardo: Be muy, muy careful, Senior Edd. Buzzies sting.
 * Edd: Okay, fellows. *goes to Jimmy and takes one of Neutron's pills*
 * Jimmy: Okay, now that Edd has taken one of the pills, First, I spread the ingredients that will attract the stinging insect onto the bread. *spreads the PB&J on the bread* Next, I will release the stinging insect onto the spreaded bread, in which the insect will immediately fly into the spread, causing me to trap and sandwich it in between the spreaded bread. *releases the honeybee which flew directly on the bread and traps in it in the sandwich* Next, the victim EATS the sandwich containing the stinging insect.
 * Bubbles: *nervously gulps and shakes*
 * Eduardo: *covers his eyes*
 * Ed: (watches in interest)
 * Edd (to himself): Oh dear! *eats sandwich and the honeybee*
 * [No buzzing is heard in Edd's mouth]
 * Bubbles: *gasps* W-Why isn't Edd's m-mouth buzzing?!
 * Eduardo: Did he swallow it?!!!!
 * Edd (with his mouthful): I don't even feel the honeybee moving around inside my mouth.
 * Jimmy: AHA! So here's what REALLY happened to the stinging insect! *takes out his phone and displays where the honeybee went and shows the gang in unsion* The stinging insect is immediately transported right from Edd's mouth into its predator territory, causing the predator to devour over it as its meal. *A bird is seen catching and eating the honeybee* Now every living stinging insect will think TWICE about flying into people's food and beverages, ESPECIALLY interfering with the human mouth. Note: One dose of this pill lasts and sticks to you throughout your entire lifetime, and it also provides a special sting-shield throughout the entire body so that your bodies wouldn't feel any pain from a sting no matter which insect it is throughout your entire life.
 * Bubbles (gleefully): Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! No bees are gonna scare me anymore! *hugs Timmy, Edd, and Jimmy*
 * Jimmy: Here are your pills, guys and girls. *gives them the pills, and they take them with water*
 * Bubbles: Ahhh.... now no more stupid bees will interfere in our picnics, right Timmy?
 * Timmy: Right, Bubbles.
 * Edd (in unison): Indeed.
 * Ed: I must get Sheldon Jr and tell him about the pills! *goes in his pants* I think he fell through a hole in my pants. *as he was searching for his cheese chunk, an angry honeybee flies out of his pocket*
 * Edd: *loud horrified gasp* Don't tell me all along, you had a honeybee in your pocket!!!!
 * Timmy (worried): And it looks like you ANGERED it, Lumpy!
 * [honeybee immediately flies onto Bubbles' right arm, stinging her]
 * Timmy (in unison): *loud horrified gasp* BUBBLES, LOOK OUT!!!!!
 * Bubbles: What?! *bee stings her and the honeybee dies* *shrieks* I'M STUNG! (gets softer) I'm stung.... I'm stung.... Huh? *suddenly sees the stinger dissolve and fade away without her feeling the pain*
 * Jimmy: Well, the honeybee in Ed's pocket really showed us and Bubbles the addition of the sting-shield in the lifelong-lasting pill.
 * Bubbles: YOU ARE THE BEST!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!! *hugs Timmy, Edd, Ed, Eduardo, and Jimmy*
 * Josh: Well, Neutron really helped you overcome your fear of stinging insects, Bubbles.
 * Timmy (to himself): That's because I ASKED Jimmy Neutron to do that for her during Bubbles' week-long re-cooperation.
 * Josh (in unison, the intro to "Brave" plays): Now it's about time I help Eduardo with handling HIS fear.
 * Eduardo: How, seníor Groban?! How can I drive those dangerous cars?!
 * Josh: You just drive safely, and they're in process of making the cars safer, don't worry, Eddie. *performs "Brave"*
 * (after Brave)
 * Eduardo (tears in his eyes): Oh, gracias, Senior Groban! That song made me feel muy, muy better! I am no longer afraid! If Senior Bloo was here, he'd call me a scaredy baby.
 * Ed: I love babies! Coochie coochie coo!
 * Edd: Ed-!
 * Ed: Gee, Double-D, I'm sorry.
 * Timmy: We owe it to our J-boys, Josh and Jimmy for helping with your fears.
 * Jimmy: Always glad to help.
 * Josh: It's always an honor to meet fans, but I better head out. Got a soundtrack to record (in reference to his latest album "Stages"). Good-bye!
 * (Josh goes out the door.)
 * Timmy, Jimmy and Bubbles: Bye, Josh!
 * Eduardo (in unison): Adios, Senior Groban!
 * Ed (in unison): Don't forget to write!
 * Edd (in unison) Fare thee well, Mr. Groban!
 * Timmy: Wait'll the others hear we met- (sudden realization) DARN IT! I should have asked for an autograph!
 * Edd: Worry not, Timmy. I have a feeling we'll meet him again. (foreshadowing his second and last appearance in "Timmy Turner's Thanksgiving")
 * Bubbles: C'mon, gang! Let's watch some Formula One!
 * Timmy: Sure, you're ok watching, Eduardo?
 * Eduardo: Si, Senior Timmy. As long as I remember Josh's song and believe in nothing to fear.
 * Ed: Like mousetraps?
 * Edd: Ed, please. Anyway, that's the spirit, Eduardo!
 * (Episode ends with the gang watching Formula One racing)

Trivia

 * This episode is dedicated in loving memory of F1 driver, Jules Bianchi (1989-2015).

Plot

 * Terrence, The Rowdyruff Boys, Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins, Remy Buxaplenty and many other villainous characters were in the office of the REXCOR company when Mr. Conductor's Double, Team REXCOR owner, Garner Rexton (who is 100% evil and looking for more minions to add to his evil realm of REXCOR), Spex (robot cyborg), the REXCOR crew chief, and the REXCOR drivers #606 Lyle "The Collector" Owens, #303 Hondo "Specter" Hines, #707 Diesel "Junker" Spitz, and #505 Zorina, entered. They had been wanted in the office because Garner and his minions were proud to see such fans rooting for Team REXCOR. Garner offers them a deal to join Team REXCOR and make their dreams come true. Mr. Double also tells them stories about Sodor's troublemakers to inspire the recruits. After the last story, Garner hires the gang to destroy people, which they agreed to work for him, and to celebrate the ones hired to race practiced their dirty driving to the song, "Highway to Hell".Garner also gives a myterious REXCOR recruit the task to attend Team Fastex NASCAR school in order to spy on Team Fastex for him.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (George Carlin)
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas (George Carlin)
 * 3) Bye George! (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Horrid Lorry (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Highway To Hell (Sung by AC/DC)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with a room of villains)
 * Fuzzy: Uh, why are we here again?
 * Mojo: How should I know, Fuzzy?!
 * Remy: I bet Mr. Rexton wants ME to buy REXCOR.
 * Princess Morbucks: Get in line, kid. I'LL be the one to buy REXCOR!
 * Boomer: Maybe Garner wants to give us some reward for destroyin' the most stuff!
 * (Then Brick hit him)
 * Boomer: Ouch!
 * Brick: Dude, that is THE dumbest thing you've said all day.
 * Butch: Yeah, how's he know who we are anyway?!
 * Terrence: All my sneaking in to see REXCOR wail on FASTEX is about to pay off!
 * Crocker: Quiet. I hear an approach among us.
 * Vicky: Are you gonna spaz out over "FAIRY GODPARENTS" again?!
 * Crocker: Never! I haven't spazzed out once today.
 * (Then Garner and his crew entered)
 * Villains: Team REXCOR!
 * Garner: Thank you all for coming.
 * (Then a small man appeared in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Nelson: Hey! He's that tiny guy!
 * Plankton: Excuse me!! I'm down here, you know!
 * Finbarr: Why, it's that Conductor man's exact- (stammers)
 * Mojo: Double! With the exact same physical appearance. And the clothing and the skin structures and-
 * Princess: Quiet, chimp! Do I need a headache from you right now?!
 * Mojo Jojo (under his breath): Spoiled brat!
 * Mr. Double: Ah, indeed, I am his double. The one that makes trouble. I was freed again and have not returned to the picture since then. I am the one that conjured up a good guy prison, but my expectations to imprison all that is good failed to meet my desired vision! (reference to the episode, "The Ed-Shank Redemption")
 * Evil Jimmy Clone: Hey, welcome to the club, pal. Tell me, you hate your no-bad doppelganger too?
 * Imaginary Gary: Yo, hating on your bro...now that's cool!
 * Princess: What do you want anyway, Rexton?
 * Garner: I've seen some of you rooting for my team. Others, I've heard bad things about...and I like it!
 * Specter: We want you all to join Team REXCOR and overthrow Team FASTEX!
 * Junker: Ya! And JUNK them!
 * (Villains cheer)
 * Francis: Wait'll Turner hears I'M a racecar driver and HE isn't!
 * Spex: You don't know that, Mr. Bull-E.
 * Francis: Whatever.
 * Bubble Bass: Squarepants will regret making me look like a fool at the Krusty Krab! (referring to the Spongebob episode, Pickles)
 * Garner: Now, hold on! I never said ALL of you were going to race for REXCOR. Some of you will be part of the pit crew!
 * (Villains groan)
 * Garner: But it also means a big paycheck!
 * (Villains cheer)
 * Terrence: If I don't race, I'm outta here!
 * Brick: We're with ya there, Terrence!
 * Mr. Double: Oh, but you must stay! Villainy will rule. Just await the day! I can even tell you a tale that is real! It's about an engine named Diesel!
 * Plankton: Wait! You tell those train stories? Of course! This doppelganger must have the memories of his goody-goody counterpart!
 * Flatts: Whatever. Who's Diesel anyway?
 * Mr. Double: I'll tell you and you'll enjoy it too! (blows whistle and "Diesel's Devious Deed" begins)

Quote 2

 * Garner Rexton: After hearing those stories of evildoers like us, I have developed a much better idea. Since you all love to be behind the wheel and destroy Team Fastex, I have decided to do this. Some of Team Fastex's drivers will also take place in the NASCAR Busch Series, which is one level below the NASCAR Winston Cup Series (the top level of NASCAR), I have decided to put some of you in the NASCAR Busch Series so that future Team Fastex drivers can have some "extra competition".
 * Boomer: Does that mean we race in both divisions?
 * Garner Rexton: Are you crazy, Boomer?! I am paying you to do as you are told, NOT TO ASK QUESTIONS!
 * Boomer: Sheesh! I'm sorry, dude--.
 * Garner Rexton: DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME "DUDE", YOU IDIOT!!!! EVER!!!!
 * Boomer: *groans*
 * Garner: Anyway, all of you come with me. *scene transitions to the huge REXCOR computer in REXCOR Headquarters*
 * Spex: This computer will randomly select you to drive which car in either the NASCAR Winston Cup Series or the Busch Series. All of you are eligible to drive, but half of you can't be in the same division, so the computer will reveal your rides for this upcoming season. (foreshadowing the "NASCAR 2000 Fantasy Edition" wiki-series) The computer will now randomly select you. *computer generates, then reveals their rides for each division*
 * Princess: YEAH! I'm in Winston Cup! (foreshadowing her #21 CITGO Ford)
 * Francis: That #60 car will look good in Turner's rear-view mirror. (foreshadowing his #60 Power Team Chevrolet)
 * Vicky: Why am I stuck with the Busch Series?! (foreshadowing her #50 Dr. Pepper Chevrolet used in the NASCAR Busch Series)
 * Rowdyruff Boys (in their heads): We could've made Winston Cup if it wasn't for that computer.
 * Garner: Now minions, what I need you to do now is get out on the track with your ASSIGNED racecars and run 1 hour on the track.
 * Villains: You got it Mr. Rexton!
 * Collector: And we look forward for you to collect Team Fastex especially that Charger McCutchen!
 * Zorina: You think Fastex is gonna beat you guys, *scoffs* they'd better think again, baby.
 * Junker: Fastex are a bunch of schwein auto! ("pig cars" in German)
 * Garner: And, I have a mole undercover secretly ready to enroll in Team Fastex NASCAR School... *with a sinister grin*... if you know what I mean.
 * Nelson: What do you mean, Rexton?
 * Garner Rexton: Meaning that there is one more spot left to take in Fassler's gang of morons (referring to Team Fastex NASCAR School), and I need this one student of mine to be the first one to take it before someone else, and when they get there... they will SPY on Team Fastex every day and report back to me at 4:00 for their private tutoring.
 * Evil Jimmy Clone (evilly): Say.... sounds tasty eh, Rexton!
 * Morbucks: Who is this 'mole' anyway?
 * Garner: All in good time.... *snickers evilly* Ahem.... time to hit the track, minions! *all of the villains cheer and leave the tron-room* (scene cuts to the cars while "Highway To Hell" begins)
 * Terrence (in his #37 WOLF Pontiac / as they were firing their engines): This is gonna be so rad!
 * Princess (as she was revving her #21 CITGO Ford): Lisa the dorkgirl and the Powerpuff Girls BETTER WATCH THEIR BACKS!!!!
 * Plankton (in his #28 TEXACO Havoline Ford): TIME TO RULE THE WORLD!!!! *revs his engine twice*
 * Butch (in his #9 GAIN Ford): If Buttercup's kids ever race in the Busch Series with me, they're gonna eat my dust*
 * Garner (on everyone's radios): Alright, minions! On the track! *all enter the REXCOR Raceway and practice as the episode goes into the end credits with the song still playing*

Trivia

 * Team REXCOR from NASCAR Racers make their first out of 2 appearances in the series and they foreshadow Team Fastex, who debut in "Pedal to the Ed-al"
 * This is the first time in the series Mr. Conductor's Double tells Thomas Stories.

Plot

 * Edd (dressed fancy) purchases a ticket from Stacy and is waiting for his train to the NASCAR Monster Energy Cup Series Valentine's Day Dance inside the BB&T Center in Orlando, FL that night. Along with Edd, Jackie Evancho, Ed, Eddy, and others were invited (given highly expensive tickets) to the dance by Edd's famous uncle (in fantasy) Denny Hamlin, the driver of the #11 Fedex Toyota. but the main problem was that Edd never found a date for the dance and always had been nervous to speak to Jackie because she was extremely pretty and had a beautiful voice (which Edd didn't know about just yet) After being made fun of, Edd ran into Billy's workshop crying. Mr. Conductor appears and tries to cheer Edd up with stories about males and females getting along or not getting along on Sodor. In the end, Jackie appears in the workshop and tells an extremely shy Edd that SHE was shy to speak to him at first and that she now had the courage to speak to him. Edd nervously asked Jackie if she would be his date for the Valentine's Day dance and Jackie agreed. As they cuddled, a cellphone text tells Edd that his father was ill and his mother knows the directions to the Daytona International Speedway. She called Edd's cell and asked him who he'd like to take with him to the race. Eddy (along with Ed) ran into the room after overhearing Edd and asked him if he could join, but Edd asked his mother if Jackie could go with him to the Great American Race, and she and Jackie's mother (a college friend of Edd's mother which he never knew about) agreed to a highly interested Jackie to join Edd. Eddy grew highly upset and complained as usual. Edd and Jackie exit the workshop, avoiding Eddy's fit (along with Ed joking around) and Jackie sings "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" causing Edd to burst in tears and the two to cuddle each other.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Bulls' Eyes (George Carlin)
 * 4) Elizabeth The Vintage Quarry Truck (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Can You Feel The Love Tonight? (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Edd waiting inside Shining Time Station for the train to The BB&T Center)
 * Edd: *sadly sighs*
 * Eddy: I told you, Ed if Sockhead's Uncle Hamlin thought of us, we could've also went to the race instead of just going to this Valentine's convention thingy!
 * Ed: But it's a dance Eddy! They have drivers, motor cars, and all of the delicious food!!!! I wish Wilfred was invited, he could sure shake his hambone.
 * Eddy: I don't care if it's a dance! All I want is to meet the 43 drivers tonight, and seeing their cars pound each other for 200 laps this Sunday!
 * *Ed suddenly sees Edd glum*
 * Edd (talking to himself): If only I had the courage to speak to Jackie and ask her to be my date for tonight. She'd probably have gotten a date to that famous dance by now.
 * Ed: (sadly) Eddy, Double-D never went out with the pretty-voice girl Jackie. *cries* (Suddenly happily) Does she have a canoe?
 * Eddy: (in his mind) Ah, shut up! I don't wanna hear anything about Ev-nobo, Monobrow! (Out loud) You mean that blonde girl who used to hang out here at Shining Time Station?! She'll never ask him. He has a better chance with dish soap than Jackie!
 * Edd: Eddy, I strongly prefer to be left alone. Thank you.
 * Eddy: What?! All because I said that Jackie will never ask you to that NASCAR Valentine's Day dance?! Hah! The only girls that would ask you to that dance are that spoiled brat, Sarah and Marie Kanker!
 * Edd: (worried) Never! First of all, Uncle Denny would never invite the Kankers to any of these special events or any NASCAR Monster Energy Cup Series races, and secondly, I always have been too shy to speak to Jackie myself.
 * Eddy: Oh, is that so?! Jackie would probably dance with that old coot of a driver, Mark Martin than you!
 * Ed: What an old prune he is!
 * Eddy: Coot, Ed, coot.
 * [Ed and Eddy laugh]
 * Edd: (sadly) Please, I feel shy. You must understand how I feel.
 * [Ed and Eddy continue to laugh]
 * Edd: (sadly) Please desist! *Ed and Eddy continue to laugh* *tears up* Y-Y-YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!! *runs into Billy's workshop crying and slams the door*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd, I've seen happier faces in a frowning contest.
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor, at least you'll understand what I'm going through. I intended to ask Jackie to be my date to the NASCAR Winston Cup Series annual Valentine's Day dance, but I don't have the courage and Ed & Eddy just made me feel worse by making jokes of me! *sad gasps* No one understands me!!!! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's not the end of the world. Sometimes we're shy around people. Including the opposite gender. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Toby and Mavis?
 * Edd (wiping his tears): Why? I've never known locomotives to ask each other to a dance.
 * Mr. Conductor: No. You remember the story about Mavis, don't you? She wouldn't listen to Toby's advice and Toby had to help her? That's when all the trouble started. I'll tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Mavis" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Emily's New Coaches")
 * Edd: Thank goodness Thomas forgave Emily. I'm glad they're friends. Now if only I could ask Jackie...
 * Mr. Conductor (hears Jackie approaching): Speaking of which, Good luck! (disappears)
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, wait!
 * (Jackie opens the door and enters the room)
 * Edd (nervously): Oh, h-hello, J-Jackie.
 * Jackie: Edd, I've been looking everywhere for you. Don't you want to go to the dance?
 * Edd: I do, but....
 * Jackie: You don't have a date? Well, I was trying to ask you every chance I got, but I was too shy.
 * Edd: You were? Why, I myself felt shy likewise.
 * Jackie: So, will you care to come to the dance...with me?
 * Edd: I'd be delighted.
 * Jackie: *giggles*
 * (The two cuddle when suddenly Edd felt his phone vibrate in his pocket)
 * Edd: Pardon me. (sees he has a text from his father) Why, it's a message from father. He is to take me and my guests to and from this evening's dance. (reads text) Oh, dear! It appears father has taken ill.
 * Jackie: That's horrible! And I was really looking forward to going with you, Edd.
 * Edd (tears forming in his eyes): Oh, Jackie...I-- (his phone rings) Why, it's mother! (answers) Yes, mother?
 * (Edd's mom chatters on the phone)
 * Edd: You know of the directions to tonight's dance (picking him up after the dance) and the race this Sunday? (Edd's mom chatter on the phone) You'll drive me and my guest? (Edd's mom chatters) That's wonderful! And I feel so relieved that you said Billy Twofeathers was working late tonight. I can't wait for Sunday as well!
 * (Eddy enters with Ed)
 * Eddy: So?! WHO ARE YOU TAKING, DOUBLE-D?! YOU GOTTA TAKE ME, YOUR BEST PAL, EDDY!
 * Ed (hugs Eddy): You're my ideal pal, Eddy. Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes-
 * (Eddy pulled back on Ed's uni-brow and let go causing Ed to release him and fall back)
 * Eddy: Come on, Sockhead! Whatta ya say?
 * Edd: I am most astounded by you, Eddy. You made me believe Jackie would not have wanted me to escort her to the dance and you expect me to bring you as my guest?
 * Eddy: Forget Jackie! I'M THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!!!!! THE JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES!!!!
 * Jackie (to herself): *gasps in horror* The HORROR!!!! I just can't stand the way he treats my Double-D anymore! You know what?! THAT'S IT! I am now putting myself on this VERY crucial mission to wake my poor Double-D up and help him realize that he was being manipulated all along by Eddy, and REVEAL him for the TRUE manipulative, vengeful, unsympathetic, traitorous, heartless monster he always was towards him, and I WON'T rest until he realizes the TRUE, REAL monster Eddy is! But I don't know how to do it! Poor Double-D! *cries to herself in worry*
 * Edd: Gentlemen and Jackie, I would like to say that Eddy's ego and insensitive behavior towards me about Jackie have fallen on flat ears and I'd be willing to take him with me IF he would show others ACTUAL respect!
 * Eddy (to himself): Like she's worth anything! The sooner I make the Ev-angel spread her wings, the sooner she'll be saying...bye-bye! *evil snicker* [foreshadowing "Thomas and the Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition)"]
 * Ed (in a tone of voice that only Eddy can hear): My mom would wash my mouth out with the SCARY, EVIL, SUDSY soap if I said something like that to the pretty-voice gi-!
 * Eddy (quickly covering Ed's mouth): Shut up, stupid...!
 * Ed: *groans*
 * Edd: As for Jackie, who I have admired ever since first seeing her on "America's Got Talent" AND am thankful that fate has allowed me to get to meet AND know her in person...
 * Jackie (in her mind): He truly has a HEART-FILLED, BEAUTIFUL way with words...
 * Ed (tear coming from his eye): You're gonna make my turtle cry, Double-D (opens his jacket to reveal he's carrying the same turtle from the EENE episode, "From Here to Ed")
 * Eddy: *disgusted groan*  (in his mind) Sockhead's a pathetic romantic...
 * Jackie: Who's it gonna be, Edd?
 * Edd: Well, Jackie, it's settled...I'll be taking...
 * (at those last 3 words, Eddy smiled a confident smile)
 * Edd: (With a sweet smile) you.
 * Eddy *quickly forms an angry expression*
 * Jackie (feeling touched): Me? Really?
 * Eddy: (angrily) WHAT?!
 * Edd: Eddy, real friends are supportive of another. And all evening you've done nothing worthy of the term, supportive.
 * Ed: (laughs) Naughty, Naughty! Shame on yourself, mister!
 * Edd: It's not polite to laugh at others' misfortunes, Ed... despite Eddy does deserve it.
 * (Edd's mom chattering on the phone)
 * Edd: Oh, mother!
 * (Edd's mom chattering)
 * Edd: Yes, I'm still present.
 * (Edd's mom chatters)
 * Edd: I'll be bringing Jackie.
 * (Edd's mom chatters)
 * Edd: Her mother is with you? Does she approve?
 * (Edd's mom chattering)
 * Edd: Oh, that's wonderful! We will see you soon! (hangs up)
 * Eddy: I don't believe this! I had that Daytona 500 trip in the palm of my hands! Who invented girlfriends anyway?! Why didn't Sockhead's uncle, Denny Hamlin give me and Lumpy tickets?!
 * Ed: Is it nap time, Eddy?
 * Eddy: *angry gibberish*
 * Edd: I think we'd better leave this area. Eddy's throwing his signature temper-tantrums again.
 * Jackie: Right-O!
 * [Jackie and Edd slam the workshop door shut to avoid Eddy]
 * Edd: You know, Jackie, I don't feel so nervous around you anymore. And ever since I first met you (in reference to the "Ed Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station" episode "Billy Saves The Day"), I wanted to ask you to be my friend, but never had the courage.
 * Jackie (kindly): I feel the same, Edd. To be honest with you, Edd.... I had a crush on you when I first met you, because you were a kind-hearted, honest, handsome, and mature young man, and I really wanted to..... win your heart.
 * Edd (tearing up / feeling heartfelt): Really, Jackie? *gulps feeling touched* Truthfully, I took a fancy to you when we both made our first point of encounter. Despite I was nervous BEYOND COMPARE to speak to you.
 * Jackie (kindly): *giggles cutely* Awwww.... Edd, you're so sweet.....of course I was nervous to ask you to the dance like you were to ask me, but here we are now communicating with each other NORMALLY. Now I am also no longer nervous to speak to YOU.
 * Edd (in tears): Bless you, Jackie. You are a true friend. You and I share similar qualities because you seem VERY polite. And I love your cute smile, Jackie.
 * Jackie (kindly): *giggles cutely, then puts her warm hands on Edd's cheeks and gives him a cute kiss on the forehead, and Edd's cheeks blush right red*
 * Edd (in tears / extremely heartfelt / after Jackie's first kiss to him on the forehead / in his mind): She... KISSED me! After all those times seduced by the Kankers...it feels...therapeutic! Why, now I don't even remember HOW it feels being kissed by those unrelenting Kanker Sisters!
 * Jackie (kindly): So on the dance floor of the arena, would you like to slow dance.... with me?
 * Edd (in tears / softly): *in unison, the intro of "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" plays in the background* voice cracks in the beginning* Of COURSE I will slow dance with you, Jackie. You are my best friend in the whole world. I would LOVE to slow dance with you at the party.
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwww..... thank you, Edd. You're also MY best friend in the whole world. *puts her kind, warm hands on Edd's shoulders*
 * (Jackie sings "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?")
 * Edd (with tears in his eyes): Jackie...That was most...beautiful....
 * (The two cuddle and the episode ends)

Trivia

 * It was inferred that Edd's father works as a railroad engineer.

Plot

 * Rudy, Penny and Snap were playing catch with a football in the Indian Valley asking Snap how he was enjoying the real world (since Snap was giving a second chance to living in the real world) to which Snap responded the place was great and suddenly, the sun went away and dark clouds rolled in a thunder rumbled reminding him why he found the real world "a horrible place" as quoted in the Chalkzone episode, "Snap Out of Water".  As they run for sanctuary, part of Snap's hand got erased by the rain. The three retreat to Shining Time Station where Timmy, Jackie, Edd, Ed, Chicken, Mac, Bloo, Eduardo and the Powerpuff Girls would wait out the storm. Snap having lost part of his hand regretted giving the real world a second chance and was eager for the storm to end in order for Rudy to return him to Chalkzone. The gang felt empathy for Snap when Mr. Conductor appeared, was informed of Snap's plight and he tells the gang stories of inclement weather on the Island of Sodor. After the last story, Penny suddenly got the idea for Mr. Conductor to use his magic on Snap and allow him to never be washed away by rain again and as a test, Mr. Conductor did so and even magically made Snap's hand reappear. Snap then merely got wet by Ed using a turkey baster (or as it was called, a Canadian Squirt Gun as seen in the EENE episode, "Know it All Ed"), but was not washed away. The storm ends, the sun shines and a beautiful rainbow appears. Jackie then performed "Somewhere Over the Rainbow".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise (George Carlin)
 * 2) Cranky Bugs (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Kelly's Windy Day (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) The Trouble With Mud (George Carlin)
 * 5) Salty's Stormy Tale (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Somewhere Over the Rainbow (Cover by Jackie Evancho)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Rudy, Penny and Snap playing catch in the Indian Valley)
 * Snap: Pass that pigskin over here, Rudy! I'm wide open!
 * Rudy: Ok, Snap! Here it comes! (throws the football to Snap who goes long)
 * Snap: Oh, yeah...come to Snap! (ball then hits Snap knocking him to the ground)
 * Penny: Oh, dear!
 * Rudy: Snap, are you ok?
 * Snap: Oh, sure, I love dirt. *coughs*
 * Rudy: You're just beginning to get the hang of the real world since you first came out of Chalkzone. You'll get used to it.
 * Penny: Rudy, what about the rain? Rain's the reason Snap couldn't stay in the real world in the first place. (referring to the Chalkzone episode, "Snap Out of Water")
 * Snap: Aw, pshaw! As long as I can make it back to Chalkzone before a rainfall, I ain't never turnin' on this place!
 * (Suddenly, the sun went away just as dark clouds rolled in and thunder rumbled)
 * Rudy: Uh-oh.
 * Snap: That ain't good.
 * Penny: We must make it back to Shining Time Station! It's the closest sanctuary!
 * (The three make their way just as Timmy is outside waving his hands for them)
 * Timmy: Rudy! Snap! Penny! Quick!
 * (Suddenly a rain drop falls on Snap's hand)
 * Snap: *screams in horror*
 * Rudy: Oh no, Snap! Your hand!
 * Snap: Less talk, more run!
 * (The three then make their way inside and thunder and lightning strike)
 * (Scene goes to inside Shining Time Station where the Chalkzone gang and others had retreated)
 * Penny: That was most a most close encounter!
 * Timmy: Penny, you and the guys, ok?
 * Penny: Well, Rudy and I are fine.
 * Snap: Great gumballs! Look at my hand, Rudy! Draw me a new half!
 * Rudy: Coming up, Snap! (he searches his pocket, but has no chalk) Oh, no! I didn't break any chalk with me before we came to Shining Time!
 * Chicken: Sheesh, Too bad youse can't grow back a hand like I grew back my beak once. (referring to the Cow and Chicken episode, "Folsom Prison")
 * Snap: I wish I could and after this, forget it! I ain't ever comin' back into the real world!
 * Edd: But, Snap, you mustn't let a phobia of water frighten you away from being with your friends. Your friends can actually help you with your fears!
 * Bubbles: Edd's right! I was scared to go on picnics until Jimmy Neutron helped with his special pills! (referring to the episode, "Fraidy Cats!")
 * Eduardo: Si! And I was afraid to race in Formula 1 and NASCAR after Senior Greg Moore's tragic muerte, but Senior Josh Groban help me no longer be afraid! (referring to the episode, "Fraidy Cats!")
 * Mac: That's right, Eduardo. You may be afraid of your own shadow, but every now and then, you show bravery and courage!
 * Edd (in his mind): If only someone could help ME with my fear of canines...! (foreshadowing the episode, "Get Along Lil Ed!")
 * Bloo: Who cares about bravery?! We could be at Monsoon Lagoon! Monsoon Lagoon, Mac!
 * Buttercup: You said it, Bloo! I hate rainy days! There's nothing to do! There's nowhere to go! I need action! I need adventure! I need to punch! (makes an air punch at Bubbles who cries)
 * Blossom: Hey! I wanna have fun and play outside too, but I'm not taking it out on Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Me neither!
 * Jackie: Blossom's right, guys. Besides, we'll find something to keep ourselves busy until the storm passes over.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in his raincoat and Admiral hat)
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd hate to be stuck out there in this storm!
 * Buttercup: Tell me about it!
 * Edd: Ah, greetings, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: And to you, Edd. (notices half of Snap's hand missing) Oh, dear! Snap, what happened to your hand?
 * Snap: It's this lousy weather, Mr. C! I can never come to the real world again with all the threat of real rain erasin' me forever!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I see. You must be having a predicament with water. Thunderstorms have severe waterfalls of rain much too dangerous for anyone like you and me!
 * Ed: Do the choo-choos have any thunderstorms on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: In the matter of fact, Percy got caught in an awful storm once.
 * Rudy: (Shuddering in fear with thunder rumbling and lightning striking outside) I don't r-really t-think we should hear about t-that one Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well it's too bad because the storm passed, and the ending ends happy if you all found out, but I'll save it for some other time.
 * Snap: But Mr. Conductor, please--!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, no, no, you had enough storms for one day.
 * Ed: Please, Mr. C? *Whimpers with puppy-dog look*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well... you sure?
 * Penny: We are most sure, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right then! (Blows whistle and "Percy's Promise" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Salty's Stormy Tale")
 * Bubbles: *soft gasp* That story got me worried for poor Salty and Fergus! I also felt sorry that poor little Salty got teased, but Thomas and Percy were nice enough to apologize!
 * Chicken: Whoa. Now THAT was an even wilderest storm than the storm we is hidin' out from!
 * Snap: Good for them, but what about my hand?!
 * Penny: Wait just a minute...Mr. Conductor, couldn't you use your magic to make Snap resistant to water?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a thought!
 * Edd: Interesting. Penny's suggestion to make Snap magically resistant to water would indeed be a viable one, Snap!
 * Rudy: Yeah! That's the PERFECT solution, Penny!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well done, Penny! You've been very useful and helpful to us! Especially Snap!
 * Snap: Well, Mr. C? How about it?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, but of course. (shoots gold magic from his hand at Snap and his hand magically reappears too)
 * Snap: Hot dog! That magic even brought back my hand!
 * Rudy: Should we test your new water-resistance, Snap?
 * Ed: Allow me! (reaches into his jacket and pulls out a turkey baster/Canadian Squirt Gun from the EENE episode, "Know-It-All-Ed")
 * Edd: Ed, no, wait!
 * (But Ed sprays the water on Snap in unison)
 * Snap: Ah! It burns! It burns! It...say, I'm alright! Nothin' else of me has erased!
 * Blossom: Alright, Mr. Conductor! You and Penny really helped Snap today!
 * Bloo: Yeah, yeah, awesome! Now, how about something to protect Monsoon Lagoon from the rain?!
 * Mac: Bloo, would you forget Monsoon Lagoon for one minute?!
 * Bloo: Hmph!
 * Mr. Conductor: Now Snap won't have to live in fear of the rain in the real world anymore!
 * Jackie: Look, guys! The storm has ended and there's a BIG, BEAUTIFUL rainbow!
 * (The gang looks and awes [except Bloo])
 * Eduardo: Ay, it is muy muy bonita!
 * Edd: It certainly is beautiful.
 * Ed: It reminds me of leprechauns and gold!
 * (Jackie then performs "Somewhere Over the Rainbow")

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a Halloween party at Shining Time Station and invites the Eds, Timmy, The Powerpuff Girls, The Barones, Adam West (as Catman), The Chalkzone gang, The Simpson Family, Jackie, Spongebob and his friends, and Mac and Bloo. Everybody has fun playing games and eating snacks and candy. Mr. Conductor also tells spooky stories from the Island of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (George Carlin)
 * 3) Scaredy Engines (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Percy's Scary Tale (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Duncan Gets Spooked (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Thriller (sung by Michael Jackson, and played on Bart's boombox)

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with an empty dark Shining Time Station decorated for Halloween with an empty red table.)
 * Ray: Okay, children! Everyone say "cavities"!
 * Ally (dressed as a fairy) and The Twins (dressed as cops) (in unison): Cavities!!!! *in unison, Ray snaps a picture of them*
 * (Then Mr.Conductor in his spider costume appeared)
 * Mr. Conductor: My other guests should be on their way soon. Hi, Ray and Debra, children!
 * Debra (dressed as a female pilot): Hi, Mr. Conductor. To let you know, I am dressed as a stewardist.
 * Ray: And I am dressed as "the guy who can't wait to get home".
 * Debra: *scoffs* Typical Raymond.
 * Timmy (voice only): Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Timmy. You, your Uncle Raymond and his family are the first ones here.
 * Timmy (in his Mummy costume): Thanks, Mr. Conductor. I brought Blood Red Fruit Punch. No worries, it's fruit-flavored of course. (sets it on the table)
 * Adam West (voice only): Hello, Timmy!
 * (Timmy turns to find Adam West as Catman)
 * Timmy: TV's Adam West?!
 * Adam: (looks behind him) Where?! *chuckles* I love that gag. Furthermore, I think you mean...Catman!
 * (Then the Simpson Family entered)
 * Homer (as a hobo): Hey, where's the party? The games?! The candy?!!
 * Lisa (as a witch): Relax, dad. It's only the first few minutes of the party and we're some of the first few guests.
 * Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm the first of something!
 * Marge (as a skeleton while holding Maggie who was a wizard): Happy Halloween, Mr. Conductor, Timmy Turner. (in unison, Maggie repeatedly sucked her pacifier)
 * Mr. Conductor: Pleasure.
 * Timmy: Thanks and great costumes!
 * Bart (as Bartman; purple mask and cape):*snickering*[to himself] Wait'll they see my little Halloween surprise.
 * Adam West: Wow! Nice costume! It reminds of when I used to play a similar superhero before I became...Catman! (referring to having played Batman in the 1960's TV series) Would you like my autograph?!
 * Bart (sarcastically): Oy...deja vu. (referring to when he met Adam West before in the Simpsons episode, "Mr. Plow")
 * (Then the Eds in their costumes from "Boo Haw Haw" entered)
 * Eddy: Come on, boys! It's party time!
 * Ed: Wait for me, zombie Elvis!
 * Edd: Manners please, gentlemen. Thank you.
 * (Then the Powerpuff Girls in their alternate superhero costumes from "Super Zeroes" entered)
 * Blossom: Happy Halloween, everyone!
 * Buttercup: We brought games to play! (in unison, holds up a big bag)
 * Bubbles: And yummy candy! (in unison, holds up a big bag filled with candy)
 * Eddy: Any jawbreakers?! (snatches bag of candy from Bubbles)
 * Bubbles: Hey!
 * Buttercup: What are you doing taking my sister's bag, punk?!
 * Timmy: Whoa, break it up! First, Eddy, show some respect and second, the candy's for everyone which will go in a big bowl.
 * Edd: Where exactly are the bowls, Timmy?
 * Lisa: Yeah, the table's completely empty except for that bottle of punch.
 * Ed: I am Lothar! Viking!
 * Mr. Conductor: Why, Rudy and Penny are bringing the bowls. Snap will also be arriving with them.
 * Blossom: Not only that, but Spongebob said he'd be bringing Krabby Patties when he and his friends along with Jackie arrive.
 * Edd (suddenly blushes bright red): My. I wonder what Jackie chose to dress as this year. (to himself / in unison hearts are seen popping around Edd's head) *happily sighs* My kind-hearted Jackie....
 * Eddy (in his mind / hurtful remarks about Jackie): WHAT?! Ev-nacho's coming?! She better keep her distance from Sockhead and button her lip or I'll see she knows better than to cross ME! *growls* That miserable little runt! (referring to Jackie / even though Jackie is way taller than Eddy)
 * Frank (dressed as Frankenstein): *groans as he appears*
 * Ally: *screams playfully*
 * Frank (dressed as Frankenstein / pretending to be Frankenstein): Frankenstein..... hungry!.... Eat..... children....! *plays with one of the twins*
 * Ray: C'mon, Dad! Every year, the same thing? Y-Y-Y-Your bolts are rusty!
 * Marie (appears with a box of candy / dresses as Frankenstein's wife): Frank? I need you to-- *Frank takes the box of candy away from Marie, and roars at her*
 * Marie (in unison to Frank roaring): Frank! What are you doing? Gimme back the candy! I NEED them!
 * Frank (holding the box of candy, keeping it away from Marie): *roars again*
 * Marie (angrily): It's for the CHILDREN! C'mon, please. I don't have enough candy--. *in unison, Ray snaps a picture of them*
 * Frank (holding the box of candy, it away from Marie): *roars*
 * Marie (angrily): Stop being foolish, Frank! I don't have enough candy!
 * Frank (giving the box to Marie in anger): *groans as he gives the box of candy to Marie*
 * Marie (annoyed / sarcastically): You think THAT'S so different from who you REALLY are? *walks over to the table to put down the box of candy*
 * Frank (pretending to be Frankenstein / angrily): Doctor made bad bride! (referring to Marie) Frankenstein sue doctor! *groans*
 * Ray: What am I gonna do with you, Dad?
 * Frank: I don't know. Wait for more clowns to come here?
 * Marie: Frank?!
 * Frank: *grumbles underneath his breath*
 * Jackie (in her Wonder Woman costume / kindly): *walks in happily* Good evening, everyone! Happy Halloween!
 * Timmy (in awe of Jackie's costume): Whoa, Jackie! Your Wonder Woman costume is THE BEST I've seen all evening!
 * Jackie: Thank you Timmy. Hey, Edd, what's up? Happy Halloween! *hugs Edd, and Edd blushes*
 * Edd (in his mind / about Jackie's costume and affectionate hug): Goodness...! Her costume TRULY brings out the BEAUTY in her figure and my heart can really feel the warmth in her affectionate hug! It's just like the first time we hugged...! (referring to the EENEVSTS episode,"Billy Saves the Day")
 * Eddy (in his mind): *growls* Miserable little brat! (referring to Jackie).
 * (Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs enter)
 * Spongebob (dressed in his squared ghost costume from the Spongebob episode, "Scaredy Pants"; carrying a plate of Krabby Patties): Hi, gang! Happy Halloween!
 * Sandy (in her goldfish in a bowl costume from the same Spongebob episode): Howdy, y'all!!
 * Patrick (with his funny glasses from the same Spongebob episode): Merry Christmas!
 * Squidward (in his Flying Dutchman costume from the same episode carring another plate of Krabby Patties): How did I get stuck coming here?!
 * Mr. Krabs (with another plate of Krabby Patties): If ye want your position at the Krusty Krab to be kept, lad, you'll attend! Now START GIVING OUT KRABBY PATTIES! We got customers ready to spend their money!
 * Spongebob: *soft gasp* Mr. Krabs! You shouldn't charge people money to eat party food!
 * Sandy: Spongebob's right, Mr. Krabs. Mellow out and think of someone or something other than money!
 * Mr. Krabs: *groanful sigh* If ye both say so...
 * Edd (in his mind): Just like Eddy...
 * Jackie (kindly): So, when is the party gonna start?
 * Timmy: Rudy and Penny still have to bring the bowls when they arrive here with Snap and Mac and Bloo still have to arrive with the pizza and soda.
 * Homer: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Now I really can't wait for this party to take off!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, until the rest of our party arrives, why don't I tell a story to pass the time?
 * Bart: Yeah, Mr. Conductor. That sounds cool (to himself) to keep them busy while I set up my prank. Muhahahaha...
 * Marge: What was that, sweetie?
 * Bart: Uh, nothing. Just a little...breathing.
 * Buttercup: What's the story about, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: It's about the time Thomas saw a ghost.
 * Homer: *screams* Ghost?! Where?!!!
 * Edd: Mr. Simpson, pardon me, but a man of your age should know ghosts are pure fictitious. Aren't they, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Thomas thought he saw a real ghost. Let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Percy's Ghostly Trick" begins)

Trivia

 * This episode is a tribute to Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009) and Adam West (1928-2017)
 * In this episode, The Barones are dressed in their costumes from the "Everybody Loves Raymond" episode, "Halloween Candy".

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a Christmas Party at Shining Time Station and invites Timmy, The Powerpuff Girls, Jackie Evancho, Edd, Jackie's little cousin Karen (from "Frosty The Snowman"), Eddy, Ed, Bloo, Mac, Squidward, Spongebob, Patrick, Rolf, Bart and Lisa Simpson, Rudy and Penny. Everyone is in the Holiday Spirit except Eddy and Bloo who are only thinking about presents and Squidward was moody like always. Mr. Conductor tells them and the others stories about Christmas and being giving to others around the Holidays on The Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree (George Carlin)
 * 3) It's Only Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Not So Hasty Cakes (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure (George Carlin)

Songs

 * Little Drummer Boy (Sung by Jackie Evancho and the PPGs)
 * When Christmas Comes To Town (sung by Karen from "Frosty The Snowman")

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with the guests drinking hot cocoa with marshmallows)
 * Timmy: Isn't Christmas Eve beautiful, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: It sure is, Timmy. *giggles*
 * Jackie: It's no doubt the most cheerful time of the year.
 * Edd: It most certainly is Jackie. Why, it's also nice to meet your young cousin, Karen you've told me so much about. And to think she's ACTUALLY made friends AND been on an adventure with a living snowman named Frosty by having a magical hat placed on top of a regular snowman's head.
 * Karen (kindly): Thank you so much, Double-D. And Christmas just isn't Christmas without you. Our family is so inspired by your loyalty, bravery, courage, honesty, kindness, maturity, love, and care. You are just as kind as Frosty.
 * Edd (blushing): Likewise, Karen. You certainly have a lot of your cousin's attributes.
 * Karen: *giggles and hugs Edd and Edd blushes more*
 * Jackie (kindly): *giggles* You two are getting along just as I expected you would!
 * Edd (kindly): Indeed you're right Jackie. Your cousin Karen is a nice girl, and she never lets any insult from anyone get to her. She is just as brave as you, and always stays true to herself. She even let me hug her when you both arrived in Shining Time Station. You have a great family, Jackie. I am even friends with your family on Spacebook (spoof of MySpace and Facebook).
 * Jackie (kindly): It's like a new branch that's grown on our family tree...and that branch...IS YOU. *she and Karen hug him and kiss them on his cheeks, and Edd blushes bright red*
 * Eddy: (angrily grumbling underneath his breath): Ev-nacho and the little brat, Karen better get their stupid arms off my brainiac or I will yank em' out of his arms myself! One Ev-nacho is bad enough! Why'd she have to have a mini Ev-nacho?!
 * Edd: Pardon me, I heard that, Eddy. There's no need to be jealous during the most wonderful time of the year, and especially towards her little cousin Karen.
 * Karen (in her thoughts): I heard terrible insults from other people towards me, but not as bad as HIS. Eddy is TERRIBLE! I better ask cousin Jackie about him. Double-D is such a nice boy and he doesn't deserve to be bullied by Eddy! (foreshadowing Jackie telling her of the REAL Eddy in "Seen Better Eds") She told me Eddy likes to manipulate people! She's right!
 * Eddy: (angrily): Jealous?! First of all, I ain't jealous! Second, Karen's just makin' all that stuff up about a living snowman cause she thinks it makes her look "so cute"! (in unison, Karen slowly gasps in horror to his insults about her), and third, Jackie's just gonna end up like all those other washed-up has-beens! Jackie Ev-nobo! Short for nobody! That's what they'll call her!
 * Edd (to himself / in horror): *gasps* Gracious! Eddy seems to not like Jackie and her family very much! From the rude remarks and jealous stares towards me, Karen, and my Jackie! I hope Eddy doesn't do more further harm to my Jackie AND her family! Oh, dear.....! *sadly sniffles*
 * Timmy (scolding Eddy): Whoa, dude! You don't rude-mouth Jackie and kind lil Karen like that, Dorky! What the heck's your problem?!
 * Eddy (disrespecting Edd And his feelings towards Jackie): Ever since she came along, Sockhead's been giving more attention to her than ME! He's become one of those love-sick birds who says "Oh, I love you!" and gives pet names to 'em! Bleah! It makes me sick! Who else is gonna construct my scams?! And don't say Ed!
 * Edd (in unison to Eddy badmouthing him and his feelings towards Jackie) *shudders in sad hurt feelings and tears up, but Karen and Jackie massage his muscles and softly and calmly shush him in his ear to calm him down little by little, and Edd feels relieved after Jackie's and Karen's soothing*
 * Timmy (scolding Eddy): Well Dorky, if you ask me, Jackie's doing Edd a favor and shedding the light Edd's always needed in his life. Something YOU have crashed and burned at! Until Edd met Jackie, he was wallowing in pain and misery from all the torment you put him through!! Now he has Jackie to heal the wounds of his shattered heart! *in his mind* I really hope AND WANT Bubbles to be MY Jackie. I have it just as hard as Edd with Trixie always shunning me, Francis, Crocker, Vicky and the rest of my Dimmsdale bullies! (foreshadowing the episode, "Pitching In and Helping Out")
 * Ed: Like mistletoes?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed--.
 * Timmy (whispering softly and angrily): Ey! It's Christmas. Lose your cruel attitude!
 * Eddy: *mutters underneath his breath*
 * Squidward: Augh, Spongebrain won't stop feeding Patrick hot cocoa through Clary (his clarinet). They're driving me nuts!
 * Spongebob (while feeding Patrick hot chocolate through Squidward's clarinet): Don't worry, Squidward! We're always careful. Aren't we, Patrick?
 * Patrick: *gulp* *gulp* ahhhh.... *belches loudly*
 * Bloo: UGH!!!! Patrick, at least cover your mouth and use a glass for future reference!
 * Bart: Don't you mean a coffee mug, loser?
 * Bloo: Yes, I mean that, Bart!
 * Timmy: So Bubbles, what did you get for Christmas Eve presents?
 * Bubbles: Well, I got new stuff dollies which I would love to share with you, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Awwww.....
 * Mac: So, Rolf, how does your family celebrate Christmas?
 * Rolf: Ho-ho-ho! Mac boy, surely you have heard of the great Yeshmiyek. She who lives in the center of the earth where she prepares the holiday feast for good males and females.
 * Mac: I never heard of her at all.
 * Rolf: Ah, Rolf has much to teach you, young Mac.
 * Rudy (pouring egg nog from the punch bowl into his glass): Great party so far, huh, Penny?
 * Penny: Rudy, where's Snap?
 * Rudy: Ah, Snap's having a Christmas Eve Party with Blocky and the others in Chalkzone. We'll have to meet up with him and have him join in on Christmas with our new friends!
 * Penny: Yes. But it is the right night for couples.
 * (The two gaze at each other romantically)
 * Bart (seeing the two): Oh, brother...
 * Lisa: Oh, how little you understand about love, Bart. So sad.
 * Bart: Puh-lease! Like I could become a committed lover-boy.
 * Lisa: I don't know, Bart...you might...(foreshadowing Bart and Buttercup becoming a couple later on in the series)
 * Jackie: Did you get anything for Christmas Eve, Eddward?
 * Edd: Well, I got my new chemistry set which allows me to create things like soap, chalk--.
 * Eddy (interrupting Edd): Christmas stinks! All the presents I got today were clothes!
 * Ed (while poking an angry Eddy's forehead): That's 'cause Santa knew you were a naughty little boy this year, Eddy.
 * Eddy: SANTA DON'T KNOW SQUAT!!!!!!!
 * Ed: Don't ever say that, Eddy! *squeezes Eddy's head* Santa made his list and checked it twice! *lets Eddy go and drops him on the floor*
 * Karen (cutely): *giggles at the scene*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: I made it. I thought my penguin friends would never get tired out.
 * Karen: Hi, Mr. Conductor! I'm glad you came!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, hi Karen! It's been a long time since I last saw you when I went with you Hocus Pocus, and Frosty to the North Pole! (Referring to the Rankin-Bass Christmas Classic, "Frosty The Snowman")
 * Eddy: You know the little brat, too Mr. C--?! *Buttercup punches him in the face and knocks him down*
 * Buttercup: Can it, Dorky! Show some respect!
 * Eddy (dizzy): Granddad! You ran another stop-sign!
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, thank goodness you've arrived. Some of your guests are getting off to a rocky Christmas.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh?
 * Jackie: Well, Eddy is showing hatred and jealousy towards me and my little cousin Karen as well as complaining about getting clothes for Christmas, Bloo's only thinking about presents and Squidward's in his usual grouchy, selfish mood.
 * Squidward: I was better off home alone!
 * Eddy: I swear if I get one more box of clothes for Christmas--!
 * Bloo: You're lucky to even get something other than coal!
 * Lisa: You guys, knock it off.
 * Bubbles (sadly): I hate when you guys don't understand the TRUE meaning of Christmas.
 * Bart: Yeah, dudes. Christmas is full of miracles.
 * Blossom: Christmas is about giving, helping others in need, and doing good and positive deeds for one another.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're absolutely right, Blossom. Christmas isn't Christmas when others are sad, cross or greedy. Imagine if Thomas and Toby never came to Mrs. Kindly's rescue. That wouldn't have been a Happy Holiday.
 * Eddy: What? That story again?!
 * Edd: Eddy, please.
 * Jackie: I want to hear it, Mr. Conductor.
 * Karen (kindly): I like to hear it as well, Mr. Conductor.
 * Spongebob: Me too!
 * Patrick: Me four!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, what are we waiting for? (blows whistle and "Thomas' Christmas Party" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure")
 * Bloo: I've heard more than enough stories for one lifetime!
 * Eddy: I can't tell you how many times I could have said that!
 * Squidward: That makes 3 of us. Mr. Conductor, take us back to our homes.
 * Jackie: You guys, Christmas isn't about presents and spending it alone. It's about being giving and caring to those you love and even strangers.
 * Edd: Don't forget the poor, sick, suffering, and homeless people.
 * Ed: You mean hobos, Double-D? *Karen giggles to herself at Ed's quote*
 * Lisa: Ed, hush. This is a beautiful moment.
 * Rudy: They're right. I learned how important the true meaning of Christmas is myself. (reference to the Chalkzone Christmas special, When Santas Collide.)
 * Spongebob: And if I know Santa, he won't let anyone who isn't on his naughty list down.
 * Karen (kindly): Exactly, Spongebob. I met Santa once before, and I know for a fact he won't let you all down. He knows everyone's qualities.
 * Bloo: And I hope he don't give me coal either!
 * Buttercup: Can it, Bloo! You don't even WANT to know what Christmas is MOSTLY about!
 * Bloo: HMPH!
 * Blossom: Yeah, Buttercup is right. You 3 need to lighten up and open your hearts.
 * Bubbles (sadly): I just wish you 3 would just LEARN the true meaning of Christmas. *sobs sweetly*
 * Jackie: *hugs Bubbles and comforts her* Awwww....
 * (Then Jackie performed the beginning of "Little Drummer Boy")
 * Bubbles (singing in harmony with Jackie): *slowly gets up and walks slowly towards Jackie* Little baby, pa-rum pum pum pum.... *proceeds with Jackie in the second verse*
 * The PPGs (singing with Jackie / last verse of song): Come they told me, pa-rum pum pum pum.... *as they proceed in the last verse of the song, the scene transitions to the Sodor engines giving, helping, and doing good deeds for each other* *scene transitions back to Jackie and the PPGs finishing the song (on the second-rate last repetitive lyric*
 * Jackie (singing): Me and my drum.... *song ends*
 * Edd (in tears / sobbing happily):  Bravo, Jackie...*sniffles* How...splendid. (in his mind) Now I know I MUST win her heart. She's the one who could shine light onto my life Edd's tainted throughout the years!
 * Timmy (in tears): Awesome doesn't even BEGIN to describe the BEAUTY of how you made our Christmas!
 * Squidward: Wow...that was...beautiful! (cries)
 * Rolf (with tears in his eyes): The pretty Evancho girl and big-eyed girls' song of the wee drum boy touches Rolf!
 * Spongebob (in tears) Wow, girls. *sniffles* That was beautiful! *cries*
 * Patrick (in tears): *sniffles* That Jackie has the most beautiful voice! *cries* You think she knows the Muffin Man song?
 * Mac (in tears): I haven't cried like this since Eduardo gave me his gift with the onions when he thought I was moving away! (in reference to the FHIF episode finale, "Goodbye to Bloo")
 * Ed (crying): That's a good one, pretty voice girl!!!! *sobs and bawls like he did in the EENE episode, "It Came From Outer Ed"*
 * Bart (in tears): I know I say it ever year, but this time I mean it. This is the GREATEST Christmas ever!!!
 * Lisa (in tears): You said it, Bart! Thank you for touching us, Jackie! And YOU, Powerpuff girls! *sobs sweetly*
 * Bloo (in tears): I haven't cried like this since the rain that wrecked Foster's trip to "Monsoon Lagoon"! (reference to the FHFIF episode, "Bloo Tube")
 * Blossom: Well, Eddy? What have you to say about Christmas now?
 * Eddy (nastily): HMPH! I still think Christmas stinks! And Santa's not comin' NOW NOR NEVER, cause he ain't real! And if he was real, he would give clothes, shoes, and soap!
 * Ed (worried): NO! NOT EVIL SOAP! Santa is real, Eddy! He comes when you're asleep and brings every good little dickens presents! He has not come yet and he is running late! *bawls*
 * Eddy (nastily): Whatta you blubberin' about now, Ed?!
 * Timmy: Because you hurt his feelings, Dorky! I met Santa myself too (in reference to the FOP episode, "Christmas Every Day") and he IS real and gives GOOD people presents! All you get is coal for being an evil human being who scams people for quarters! And plus, all you think about Christmas is getting presents and cash to buy jawbreakers, and not giving and showing love, honesty, and compassion for others!
 * Eddy (nastily): HMPH!
 * Ed (crying): Yes I, Ed have not thunk clearly, and Santa may be vanished like in *in unison Timmy covers Bubbles' ears so she don't hear Ed's monster movie talk* "The Killer Snowmen from Beneath the Mountains"!!!! *sobs as he did in the EENE episode, "It Came From Outer Ed", then sobs as in the EENE episode, Who Let The Ed In?" as Karen rubs him to sooth him a little*
 * Karen (kindly): Awwwww.... calm down, Ed. It's okay.... *shushes Ed calmly* C'mon, give me a hug, big boy. *Karen hugs Ed, and a sad Ed hugs her back* *while rubbing Ed* Please don't listen to Eddy. He's just mean, and the reason why he said those lies about Santa is because he's upset that he is going to get coal every year for being a bad and evil boy. I met Santa Claus before when my friend Frosty The Snowman melted in a tiny greenhouse in a trap by Professor Hinkle, and he brought him back to life. I guarantee that Santa WILL come and give you your presents and all of us as well. Santa IS real.
 * Ed (sobbing): Then why is he taking so long like cheese?!
 * Karen (kindly / while rubbing Ed): Just calm down, Ed. He WILL come as long you think of him, and believe in him.
 * Ed: *blows his nose into a tissue given by Karen*
 * Penny (prasing and thanking Karen for comforting Ed): Very good of you, Karen. No doubt Ed needed reassurance.
 * Rudy (praising and thanking Karen for comforting Ed): Yeah, not to mention how insensitive Eddy was to have said all that to Ed!
 * Edd: (praising and thanking Karen for helping Ed): Very well put, Karen. It's better to encourage rather than DISCOURAGE. (in unison, glares at Eddy who just looked away)
 * Spongebob (tearfully): You've blessed me with SO much Christmas spirit tonight, Karen!
 * Karen (kindly): You're very welcome guys. (to Ed, who still sobbed) Awwww..... don't cry, Ed. *shushes Ed as she rubs him calmly* *in unison, the intro to "When Christmas Comes To Town" plays* Don't worry, Ed. I KNOW in my heart that Santa is real and will come as long you believe in him. *sings "When Christmas Comes To Town"*
 * Edd (during the ending instrumental / tearfully inspired by Karen, her helping Ed, and her voice, and about Jackie's family): Goodness...Karen truly does have the vocals AND genes Jackie has! WHAT'S ABOUT THIS HEAVENLY FAMILY MY JACKIE COMES FROM?!!!! *bawls in heartfelt inspiration in his thoughts*
 * (Song ends and everyone [except Eddy who grumbles under his breath, "Meh! Whatever, ya miserable little brat!"] cheers and claps for Karen)
 * Bart (tears in his eyes): You got the heart and soul in ya, Karen!
 * Buttercup (tears in her eyes): You ROCKED that song, Karen! *sobs as she buried her face on Bart's shoulder making him blush*
 * Blossom (tears in her eyes): Alright, Karen...you should feel proud of yourself!
 * Lisa (tears in her eyes): My heart is warming up...this must be what ponies feel in THEIR hearts!
 * Bubbles (tears in her eyes): I'm so...happy...
 * Timmy (tears in his eyes): Me too, Bubbles...(he and Bubbles hug, but then separate and looked separate ways blushing)
 * Edd (tears in his eyes): Bravo, Karen...I MUST hear you and Jackie duet some time.
 * Bloo (tears in his eyes): Oh, Mac...what is this I'm feeling inside me?!
 * Mac (tear in his eyes): That's called heartwarmth, Bloo. Karen's song touched your heart!
 * Squidward (tears in his eyes): Karen...you...dare I say it...I can't believe I'm about to say this, but you...you...YOU....you sing better than I play clarinet!!!! *in his mind* I had to say it...I couldn't bare to say it...but even I have to admit it's TRUE!
 * Patrick (tears in his eyes): *sobs* Hold me, Spongebob!
 * Spongebob (tears in his eyes): Oh, come here, Patrick! (the two hug as they cry happily)
 * Rudy (tears in his eyes): That was the first time I heard that song...and I'm glad I heard it from YOU the first time, Karen! Especially when you sang it to poor Ed!
 * Penny (tears in her eyes): Me too, Rudy. You were and WILL always sing STUPENDOUSLY, Karen! And you did a great job in consoling Ed, especially with THAT song.
 * Rolf (tears in his eyes): Rolf's tears are exceedingly rapid from the young Evancho cousin singing and helping the dimwitted Ed boy! Thank you, young Karen!
 * Karen (kindly): Thank you, everyone (except Eddy). THAT is what Christmas is all about. Helping, showing love, care, honesty, truth, loyalty, compassion, giving, and friendship IS the true meaning of Christmas. Right, big boy? (referring to Ed)
 * Ed (tearfully inspired by Karen): You have made Ed happy and believe in Santa once more, Pretty voice-girl JUNIOR!
 * Karen (kindly): *giggles and gives Ed a hug, and everyone tears up in awe*
 * (Then everyone gathered around the tree and started singing in the "Charlie Brown ooooo" style when...)
 * (Sleigh bells ring)
 * Penny: Does anyone hear that?
 * Bart: It's coming from outside!
 * Santa (voice only): Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho!
 * (Then Mr. Conductor appeared with a big bag)
 * Mr. Conductor: Guys! Santa dropped off our presents.
 * Ed: *gasps* SANTA!!!!! (about to run outside) TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!
 * Edd: Ed, stop! (grabs him) The snow's too brutal for anyone to go out.
 * Eddy and Bloo: Presents?!
 * (Everyone gathered around the bag and opened presents)
 * Squidward: Wow! A clarinet cleaning kit!
 * Spongebob: What'd I tell you, Squiddy?
 * Bloo: What'd I get?!
 * Eddy: And me?!
 * (Edd finds Eddy's and Bloo's presents)
 * Edd: Well, Eddy, Santa must know how hard you work for money even if it's through swindling people through scams, so... (hands him his gift)
 * (Eddy rapidly opens his gift revealing it's a black "I Heart Money" shirt with an embarrassing picture of Eddy on it, and a huge chunk of coal came out of one of the sleeves)
 * Eddy: Another shirt?! And a lump of stupid coal?! AAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!! (Tosses it and it lands on the ticket desk)
 * Jackie (to herself): Well that serves Eddy right for chiding my Double-D and Ed right in front of my cuz and everybody, ESPECIALLY in front of my cuz.
 * Edd: And for you, Bloo. (hands him his gift)
 * Bloo: IS IT A RACECAR BED?! AM I FINALLY GETTING A RACECAR BED?!!
 * Bart: Oh, please...
 * (Bloo opens his gift)
 * Bloo: A brand new paddle-ball! One...(fails to hit the ball) Meh, broken.
 * (Mac rolled his eyes but kept a spiritual smile)
 * Karen (kindly): See? I told you Santa Claus is real and that he DID come.
 * Ed (happily): You really lighted up my heart, pretty voice-girl Junior! You really help me like an elf!
 * Karen (kindly): *hands Ed his gift* Merry Christmas, Ed. Hope Santa treated you well.
 * Ed (happily): *opens gift* Ooooh!!!! It's a Baron O'Beef Dip action figure, "Robot Rebel Ranch 2", and the latest magazine on "The Curse Of Evil Tim"! Thank you, Santa!
 * Timmy: You know, Karen, ya really are a helpful lil girl. The way you comforted poor Ed is something Dorky would never do. And plus, Dorky was the one that made him cry anyway. Thank you so much, Karen.
 * Karen (kindly): You're very welcome, Timmy.
 * Edd: We really love and adore you, Karen. Thank you so much for visiting us with Jackie.
 * Karen (kindly): Thank you, Double-D. You're very polite, unlike, Eddy. *hugs Edd and Jackie tearfully blushes, watching the scene*
 * Mr. Conductor: Seems this turned out to be a very Merry Christmas after all. *episode ends*

Trivia

 * Karen from the Rankin-Bass Christmas Classic "Frosty The Snowman" guest stars in this episode.
 * Karen's singing voice will be provided by Hollie Steel.
 * This is one of the only episodes that will feature 2 songs.

Plot

 * The Eds, The Powerpuff Girls, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Bart, Mac, Bloo, Lisa, Chicken and Kevin are at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race at Pocono Raceway in Long Pond, PA. During the pre-race festivities and a red flag during the race (cleanup after major accident) Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about races, competitions, and speed on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves A Point (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race (George Carlin)
 * 3) Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Hooray For Thomas! (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) The Tortoise and the Hare (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Let's Have A Race!

Quote 1

 * Edd: Well gentlemen, this is indeed our first NASCAR race together.
 * Bart: Yeah! And my 3rd race ever!
 * Eddy: I can't believe I met Kyle Busch before we left the garage to come to these stands!!!!! I hope Busch puts Dale Jr into the wall!
 * Ed: Like mayonnaise?!
 * Edd: Eddy, please show good sportsmanship. Thank you.
 * Lisa: You said it, Eddward. My bratty brother over here always told me that he wants Clint Bowyer to put Jeff Gordon into the wall, and I appear to respect Jeff Gordon very much.
 * Bart: (To himself) *scoff*. Lisa will soon weep when Bowyer puts Gordon into the wall on the first lap. *snickers*
 * Bubbles: I can't believe I met Kasey Kahne today.... awwww he's so cute!!!!! I want him to win today so I can-
 * Buttercup: Scream like crazy and try to get him to marry you?
 * Blossom: Buttercup, be nice.
 * Buttercup: Hmph!
 * Bloo: Look at these guys, Mac! I should totally be in the NASCAR races! I'd be the greatest imaginary racer in history!
 * Mac: *chuckles* Yeah, unless they hear about that "Best Road Trip Ever" (referring to the Foster's episode, "Bus the Two of Us") that resulted in a lot of damage and chaos! (laughs)
 * Bloo: Hey! I'm an awesome driver and I would SO get the hand of the controls!
 * Chicken: Oh, man! I can hardly wait! I could lay an egg! ...Despite that I is a MALE chicken!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Lisa's lap)
 * Lisa: Mr. Conductor, you're just in time to witness a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race.
 * Snap: What up, Bucko? You watchin' the race today?
 * Mr. Conductor: Why yes indeed, Snap. I'm watching it behind the catchfence in Turn #1 with my friends, the butterflies.
 * Rudy: Do they have races on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, indeed they do! Remember that race between Percy and Harold? (Blows whistle and "Percy Proves A Point" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Chicken: Now, that Percy is quite the racer!
 * Queen Rapsheeba: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!!!!
 * Lisa: HERE WE GO, GUYS!!!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Gotta head to Turn #1! (Disappears)
 * (Engines start with a roar and rev loudly)
 * Rudy: YEAH!!!!!!
 * Bart: WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 * Chicken: LET'S GETS IT STARTED, GUYS!!!!
 * Snap: (to himself, dreaming) Awwwww.... Man, Rapsheeba is hot!

Quote 2

 * (Cars leave pit road and head onto the track for 2 warmup laps behind the pace car)
 * Rudy: Man, I never heard stock cars in person in my life! Boy they are loud!!!!
 * Kevin: Yeah! If Rolf was here, he would definitely complain about the engine noise. Ha ha!
 * Chicken: If Cow was here, she'd be whinin' about the stupid noise too and crushin' me out of needing her "big brother"!
 * Lisa: It's sad that Timmy couldn't come with us. I hope he's feeling better.
 * Kevin: Yeah, I feel bad for the little dude too, "Lise". But look on the bright side, he was quite a player to give me his ticket and pit-pass.
 * Chicken: Makes me wish Flem and Earl were here, not that hanging with youse guys ain't cool!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Bubbles' lap)
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles, I just heard that Thomas had just beat Bertie in a race today!
 * Bubbles: Good for Thomas! Did he win something?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you quickly before the cars come rolling by here. They're in Turn #1 right now! (Blows whistle and "Thomas & Bertie's Great Race" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Joe Moore: All right, race fans! The cars come offa Turn #3 past the "WHAT TURN 4?" logo on the wall and now roll onto the frontstretch! Pace car now pulls into pit road signaling that we will go green when they come to the start/finish line, and now for the call for the start of the Party At The Poconos 400, here's MRN Radio's Barney Hall!
 * Mr. Conductor (in unison to Joe Moore): Uh-oh! Better head to Turn #1 before the green flag waves! (Disappears)
 * Rudy: YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
 * Kevin (in unison): IT'S BOOGITY TIME!!!!!
 * Eddy (in unison): We're goin' green!!!!
 * Barney Hall (MRN Radio): A sold out crowd is packed here inside Pocono Raceway, they're about 500 feet from the start/finish line, *cars accelerate to take the green flag* now the green flag's in the air and we're underway here in the Party At The Pocono's 400, Brad Keselsowski gets a good jump at the drop of the green flag....
 * Buttercup: WE'RE UNDERWAY!!!!! WE'RE UNDERWAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
 * cars roar by in unison*
 * Bloo: YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
 * Mac (in unison): WHOOOO!!!!

Trivia

 * Barney Hall (1932-2016), Joe Moore, Dave Moody, Kyle Rickey, and Eli Gold are the NASCAR Commentators calling the race.
 * This episode is a tribute in loving memory of Robert Yates (1943-2017), and David Pearson (1934-2018).

Plot

 * The Eds, The Simpson Family, Timmy, The Foster's Gang, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Cow, Chicken, Jimmy Neutron and the Powerpuff Girls all go to the official opening of a new amusement park. But Eddy, Bloo, Jimmy and Timmy are too short to go on a roller coaster they really want to ride, Bubbles and Eduardo are afraid of going on certain rides and others are off making all sorts of chaos. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about fairs, rides and other similar events on Sodor. After "Rheneas & The Roller Coaster" MRN Radio commentators, Barney Hall, Joe Moore, and Eli Gold appears and asks the gang would they participate in a special race held inside an indoor NASCAR themed Go-Kart track inside the theme park. (using NASCAR rules) Barney Hall, Joe Moore, and Eli Gold guest commentate the race, making everyone surprised to see them commentate the 20-lap go-cart race. Mac won the race and he and the gang became great friends with Barney Hall, Joe Moore, and Eli Gold. (foreshadowing the "NASCAR 2000 Season Fantasy Edition" wikis)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Grand Opening (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (George Carlin)
 * 4) Special Attraction (George Carlin)
 * 5) Rheneas and the Roller Coaster (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Born to be Wild (Performed by Steppenwolf as the future NASCAR drivers raced each other)

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with an overview of an amusement park and then the camera moved down on our heroes.)
 * Eddy: Can you believe it, guys? We're at the opening of the world's biggest amusement park!
 * Ed: This'll be so cool!
 * Edd: As long as we stick together and don't make a scene, gentlemen.
 * Homer: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! What should I get to eat first? A hot dog? Some popcorn? Cotton candy?!
 * Marge: Easy, Homer.
 * Lisa: Mom's right, Dad. We should go on the rides first.
 * Bart: Yeah, wouldn't want you to rain barf on anyone! *laughs*
 * Homer: Why, you little-!
 * (He tried to strangle Bart, but was stopped by Wilt)
 * Wilt: Homer. I'm sorry, but there shouldn't be any physical assault today.
 * Eduardo: We es here to have fun!
 * Coco: Coco!
 * Homer: *groan*
 * Jimmy Neutron: This is going to be a most exhilarating experience! If only Carl and Sheen could have come. But Carl has a doctor's appointment and Sheen's busy watching an Ultra-Lord marathon.
 * Wilt: No worries, Jimmy. It'll be fun having new friends to go with for a change. Not saying your friends are bad or anything, it's just they seem like nice kids despite their flaws and I don't wanna intentionally offend them. Sorry, does that make sense?
 * Jimmy: In my own words: Most absolutely.
 * Timmy: Man, I've never gone to an amusement park with such a big party before. And you say, every imaginary friend from Foster's goes to amusement parks often, Mac?
 * Mac: Everyone but Duchess and trust me, it's a lot bigger than you can...imagine. Last time we went to the county fair to ride the "Vomit Comet" and each of us were put into pairs. (referring to the FHFIF episode, "Say It Isn't Sew") I just hope Bloo doesn't do anything stupid to get us banned from here.
 * Bloo: Relax, I'm the life of the amusement park.
 * Snap: Well, stick with me, Bucko and you'll stay out of trouble.
 * (Rudy and Penny roll their eyes)
 * Buttercup: I can't wait to hit the roller coasters!
 * Chicken: I hears ya, B.C. I just hopes there's at least one I can ride where I ain't too short!
 * Cow: I can help you fit on the big rides, Big Brother.
 * Chicken: Thanks, but nos thanks, Cow. I still gots aches from the last time youse made me tall enough for a roller coaster! (referring to the very Cow and Chicken short)
 * Bubbles: Well, I wanna go through the butterfly garden! It looks so cute!
 * Blossom: I'm game for anything. And by the way, Miss Foster-
 * Frankie: Please, call me Frankie.
 * Blossom: Frankie. I'm surprised Mr. Herriman was up to coming.
 * Frankie: The rabbit's really strict and serious about rules, but he can sort of cut loose.
 * Rudy: So wait, who will watch over Foster's?
 * Frankie: My grandma. And if I know her, she'll be throwing some wild party that I'm gonna have to clean up after once we're home!
 * Timmy: Hey, don't worry, Frankie. I can help you clean that house up in a jiff!
 * Frankie: No, Timmy. I don't want you to suffer.
 * Timmy: Trust me, it's no problem. You might say it'll be clean like magic! (glances at his watch with Cosmo and Wanda inside)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Penny: Mr. Conductor, are you here for the amusement park as well?
 * Mr. Conductor: I just hope I don't get trampled. I wanna have as much fun as everyone else.
 * Bubbles: Have there ever been any grand openings on the Island of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, indeed. Skarloey was running late when Sir Topham Hatt and Lady Hatt needed help.
 * Snap: So what did the late Bucko do?
 * Eddy: Boring! Let's hit the rides!
 * Edd: Eddy, manners.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll be glad to tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "The Grand Opening" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After Last Story)


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, look who we have here?! *disappears*
 * Bart: *loud gasp* Oh my God! M-M-MRN Radio!
 * Timmy: Me and Bubbles used to and always will listen to you guys on the radio on weekends during the NASCAR season!
 * Bubbles: Your voices sound so cute on the radio. I can't believe I'm seeing you in person for the first time! *giggles*
 * Barney Hall: Well, thank you Bubbles, that comment was very uplifting.
 * Timmy: Wait, you know Bubbles?
 * Mike Bagley: Why of course kind little buck-toothed kid, no offense to you. Bubbles and the other Powerpuff Girls saved Dave Moody from Fuzzy Lumpkins the other day.
 * Joe Moore: We thought it would be a brilliant idea coming here to repay the girls and and get to know all of you.
 * Eli Gold: And we sure love to meet new friends, especially to witness new talent.
 * Edd: Pleasure, gentlemen. I'm Eddward. These are my fellows, Ed and Eddy. And this huge party's the rest of our many friends whom I'm sure you're bound to know the names of eventually.
 * Timmy: Me and Bubbles got into you when we were 5 year olds.
 * Bubbles: OH MY GOSH!!! I AM SUCH A FAN!!
 * Eddy: Puh-lease! I'm twice the fan as these guys!
 * Ed: Like popsicles?
 * Buttercup: *annoyed sigh*
 * Dave Moody: So you like to race, huh?
 * Timmy: Absolutely, right guys?
 * The Gang: Right!
 * Joe Moore: So how would you like to race in the NASCAR Winston Cup Series sometime and become on our roster for many years?
 * Edd: Why, it'd be an honor, sir!
 * Lisa: Edd's right. We were born to race!
 * Ed: Like turtles and bunny rabbits?! (referring to the childrens' story, "The Tortoise and the Hare")
 * Eli Gold: *chuckles* Sure. We would love to see your skills in that NASCAR themed go-cart track (points to the theme-park facility in unison) and maybe someday we can get you in the big leagues, what do you think?
 * Buttercup: Kickin' bumper is my middle name!
 * Edd: We accept your request.
 * (scene fades to Mr. Herriman coming to the park, sees a packed crowd still surrounding the go-cart track, hearing MRN commentate in the background)
 * Mr. Herriman: Hmmm... I say, whatever is going on here?
 * Barney Hall (voice only / heard in the distance in unison to the beginning of "Born to be Wild") They come to the line, green flag goes in the air (scene cuts to MRN crew commentating at the go-cart track* and they take off for turns 1 & 2, they immediately pull out to pass as Eddward Marion leads them to Turn #1.
 * (Scene brings us into a montage of the future NASCAR drivers racing as the song continued)
 * (19 laps later; "Born to be Wild" continuing to play)
 * Mike Bagley: Here they come off of Turns 1 & 2 for the final time today! Timmy Turner and Mac Kazoo are side-by-side for the win here inside the Peach Creek Land go-cart oval!

Trivia

 * The MRN Radio crew guest star in this episode.
 * This episode is decidated in loving memory of NASCAR analyst Steve Byrnes (1969-2015), and MRN Radio legend, Barney Hall (1932-2016).

Plot

 * Bubbles felt extremely sad after Buttercup threw Octi down the sewer. Jackie Evancho, Fluttershy, and Timmy Turner (with Cosmo & Wanda on his watch) felt sorry for Bubbles and gave her hugs (except Cosmo and Wanda). Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about tradgedy and empathy on the Island Of Sodor. After the story "Granpuff", Bubbles became worried. And after the story, "Toby's Windmill" she still sadly complained wondering what would become of Duke The Lost Engine, so Mr. Conductor decided himself to try and calm poor sad Bubbles down by telling "Sleeping Beauty". After the last story, Edd and Ed gave Octi back to Bubbles after Ed rescued the stuffed animal from the stinky sewers, and Edd helped to clean and wash Octi. Afterwards, when Mr. Conductor disappeared, the gang is paid a visit from musician, Luciano Pavarotti. Bubbles was the MOST thrilled, because opera was her FAVORITE genre. Pavarotti warmly greets them, and tells them how he discovered their operatic talents he discovered after overhearing them where they live every time he passes by, and that he contacted Jackie wondering where are the beautiful voices coming from, and that she told them they were coming from her friends (the regular gang) and he agreed to pay them a visit. Pavarotti then informed the gang that he is holding masterclasses for them (with Il Volo as their private vocal trainers to prep for their tirals/auditions for the opera company) to see their talents and hire them into the opera company to perform opera. Fluttershy asks Pavarotti what does he sound like because she never heard of him. Pavarotti performs "Che Gelida Manina" (from Puccini's "La Boheme"), stunning everyone, especially Fluttershy. She teared up of his beautiful God-like tenor voice. The regular gang agreed, and the episode ended.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry! (George Carlin)
 * 2) Granpuff (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toby and the Windmill (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Sleeping Beauty (George Carlin)
 * 5) Henry's Forest (George Carlin)

Song

 * Che Gelida Manina (sung by Luciano Pavarotti)

Quote 1

 * Bubbles: *weeping and crying*
 * (Jackie, Fluttershy, and Timmy enter the house)
 * Jackie: *gasp* (kindly) Bubbles, what's wrong...?
 * Fluttershy: Awww.... Bubbles....
 * Timmy: What happened, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: *crying* O-once I was p-playing with Octi, *sad gasp* and Buttercup became so m-mad, (sad pants) and sh-sh-SHE CAME AND THREW OCTI DOWN THE SEWER!!!! *bawls*
 * Jackie: Awwww.... *Puts her hand on Bubbles shoulder* don't cry, Bubbles. I'm very sure that Octi will be rescued from the sewer.
 * Timmy: I just hope so, Jackie.
 * Fluttershy: I really think you need a hug, Bubbles. *hugs poor Bubbles*
 * Timmy: We should join in, Jackie.
 * Jackie: Of course, Timmy.
 * (All hug cutely)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust with his sob story booth)
 * Mr. Conductor: *crying*
 * Fluttershy: Awww... what's wrong, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, it's the sob stories I heard on the Island Of Sodor. They were so sad, it was wonderful!
 * Jackie: How are sad stories wonderful, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: They're wonderful as long as there's a happy ending. After all, everybody likes a good cry now and then.
 * Jackie: Well Bubbles is finding her sorrow difficult to handle, Mr. Conductor.
 * Timmy: Yeah, all because Buttercup yanked Octi out from her arms and threw him in the sewer.
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a sob story that not even the engines on the Island Of Sodor would want to hear. In fact, they've already had their fair share of sob stories.
 * Fluttershy: I hope the engines are feeling okay.
 * Mr. Conductor: Awww... they are, Fluttershy. Henry The Green Engine has plenty of sob-stories that he would tell. Well.... I'll tell you one for him. (Blows whistle and "Come Out, Henry!" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Ed, Edd, I am very proud of both of you for cheering up poor Bubbles by reuniting her with Octi.
 * Edd: Well, that's why we did our job, Mr. Conductor. And plus, Buttercup now feels terribly guilty for what she had done because she was spoken to severely by the Professor back in Townsville.
 * Ed: Like music teachers?!
 * (All laugh)
 * Mr. Conductor: And speaking of music teachers, I gotta help Bart with a report on rock stars. Bye! *disappears*
 * All: Bye, Mr. Conductor.
 * Timmy: We're very glad the return of your Octi cheered you up a lot.
 * Bubbles: Thank you, Timmy.
 * Jackie: To let everyone know, we are expecting someone to see us today and our guest will be arriving any minute.
 * Edd: Do tell, Jackie. I'm looking forward to this guest.
 * Ed: Ooh! Is it the creature from "Rampage of the Living Lawnmowers?!"
 * Bubbles and Fluttershy: *shrieks*
 * Bubbles (sadly / scared) Hold me, Timmy.... *sobs in Timmy's arms*
 * Fluttershy (sadly): Please hold me, Jackie.... Ed frightened my poor heart.... *sobs in Jackie's arms*
 * Jackie (while hugging Fluttershy / calmly): (soothing Fluttershy) Aw, don't be afraid, Flutters. *kisses her slowly on the cheek*
 * Timmy (while hugging a sobbing Bubbles): Uh, Lumpy. Can you please give it a break with your monster movie crud for once?! (to Bubbles) *shushes Bubbles calmly* There, there, Bubbles..... *shushes Bubbles calmly*
 * Edd: And what Ed says is pure fiction, Bubbles and kind Fluttershy.
 * Ed: Does it mean I won't EVER meet a real monster?!
 * Edd: Ed, hush.
 * Ed: *groans*
 * [Edd's doorbell rings]
 * Edd: My, I wonder who's ringing my doorbell?
 * Jackie (kindly): I'll get it, Double-D.

Trivia

 * The Professor actually called Buttercup on her iPhone to scold her after Blossom tattletaled on the phone.
 * This episode is dedicated in loving memory of world renowned Italian tenor Luciano Pavarotti (1935-2007), and world renowned Swedish tenor, Nicolai Gedda (1925-2017).

Plot

 * After being reminded again of their failed efforts of becoming Urban Rangers, Eddy seeks revenge on the Urban Rangers. Edd insists they leave them be when they go into the woods again (like in the EENE episode, "An Ed in the Bush") and Ed, remembering their experience with the "Belly Button Eater", agrees with Edd. Eddy was about to protest when suddenly, his father, The Big Show (from WWE) calls him and he goes home to his house. Jackie then comes along and Edd tells her about the Urban Rangers going into the woods for a campout. Jackie, liking the idea of a campout, decides they should have their own campout as well. Edd agreed that it was a good idea for what would have been the two of them until Ed stupidly interrupted thinking he would be joining in as well. That night, the Urban Rangers have just finished setting up camp and are then joined by Timmy (16 inches tall and in his pajamas) who tells them stories of the Island of Sodor fitting for the night. After the last story, unusual things occur and when their faux campfire went out, Timmy and the Rangers' screams echoed for distances in the woods where Ed, Edd and Jackie were not too far from where the Urban Rangers are. When they arrived, their campsite was a disaster area and Jimmy was hanging from a branch by his retainer again as well. The Rangers suspect Eddy again, but Timmy revealed based on the spilled salt shakers, broken mirrors and black cats that Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda were the culprits. He then explains the anti-fairies and that they broke out to frighten the Urban Rangers as well as destroy their campout. After Timmy magically fixed their campout, he went to find the Anti-Fairies and return them to the Anti-Fairy prison in Fairy World. With the campout fixed, The Urban Rangers, Ed, Edd and Jackie all decide to huddle together and they engaged in different camping activities. The Urban Rangers enjoyed the company of Ed and Edd and agreed that it was a lot more pleasant and peaceful without Eddy. While the Urban Rangers spoke with Edd, Timmy secretly appeared and motioned Jackie to come with him. Jackie goes into another part of the forest and Timmy appeared and revealed incriminating footage that Jorgen provided him and Jackie would save the footage. After joining the gang again, everyone was getting tired so Jackie performed "Made to Dream" which helped them all to sleep as well as Edd fall asleep on her.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train
 * 2) No Sleep for Cranky
 * 3) The Flying Kipper (repeat)
 * 4) Oliver's Find
 * 5) Rusty and the Boulder

Song

 * Made to Dream (Performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * [Episode begins where Johnny and Jimmy are at attention in their Urban Ranger uniforms. Scene goes to Rolf who looks them over.]
 * Rolf: Urban Rangers, before our journey begins, prepare for inspection.
 * [Rolf marches in front of them, ready to begin. The scene then switches to inside Eddy's house, where Eddy is chasing Ed and destroying the place. Edd times them with a stopwatch.]
 * Eddy: No use, Ed.
 * Edd (voice only except for his hand): Time marches on, Eddy.
 * [Outside, Rolf looks Jimmy over carefully. Inside, Eddy leaps at Ed.]
 * Eddy: You're toast, Ed! [Ed sidesteps, and Eddy slams into a picture on the wall. He gets up, and the chase continues.]
 * [Jimmy is nervous under Rolf's gaze. Inside, Eddy has managed to capture Ed.]
 * Eddy: Get down, ya lump! Gotcha!
 * [Outside, Rolf moves on to Johnny. He drags a finger across Johnny's bald head. Inside, Ed is spinning Eddy above his head by his hairs. When Rolf brings his finger up to the light, there is dirt smeared across the glove.]
 * Rolf: You have besmirched the code of the Urban Ranger! Why, if Rolf had a loaf of bread he'd–
 * (horse neigh)
 * [Ed crashes through the garage door, Eddy on his back.]
 * Eddy: Yee-haw! Go, baby, go! Whoo hoo hoo hoo! Whoa!
 * Ed: I'm a bucking buckaroo! Alley-oop! [He throws Eddy off, into a door.] Toot toot! I win!
 * [A hose lasso falls over his hands. Eddy drags Ed in and ties him like a calf.]
 * Eddy: Sucker. Time!
 * Edd: [stopping the clock] Five minutes and fifty-EIGHT seconds! A new record! And with minimal damage!
 * [Rolf claps sarcastically.]
 * Rolf: Very impressive, Ed-boy. It is a shame you fail with such disgrace at your pitiful attempt to cloak your sorry and feeble effort at becoming an Urban Ranger.
 * Jonny: Loser!
 * Rolf: [angry; voice only] Ranger Jonny! [on-screen] Why have you chosen this day to rupture Rolf's pumpernickel!?
 * Eddy: [as the Rangers leave] Like I ever wanted to join! What sheep. I hate those Urban Rangers.
 * Edd: As I remember it, Eddy, you liked their uniforms and wanted to join.
 * Eddy: Yeah right. You remember wrong, Double D. [He pulls Ed up and spins the hose off.]
 * Ed: [dizzy] It's a long ball, coach!
 * Eddy: Go back to sleep, Ed. [Eddy rummages in Ed's pocket and pulls out a rotten tomato.]
 * Rolf: Rangers! The forest beckons! March! [Johnny beats out a march, and the Rangers begin to move.]
 * Edd: What will throwing an over-ripened tomato prove?!? Eddy? [Eddy throws it.] I'm not done reasoning with you!
 * [Jonny sees the tomato coming and spins his drum. The drum catches it and sends it flying back towards the Eds.]
 * Eddy: Man, if that ain't a fluke, I don't know what is. [The tomato hits Edd.] Looking for trouble, Urban Nerdos?!?!?
 * Rolf: Do not let the commoner spoil our merrymaking, Urban Rangers.
 * Jimmy: I love it when we let loose!
 * [The Rangers head into the woods. Eddy watches them go and makes a note of it.]
 * Eddy: They're going into the woods again! You never know what scary things lurk in the woods. Huh boys?
 * Edd: Oh, don't tell me. You want to frighten the Urban Rangers again, right?! Even after last time, Eddy?!
 * Ed (frightened): Belly Button Eater!
 * Eddy: We just weren't prepared for that attack. This time, it'll be different!
 * Edd: Not this time, Eddy! Since Jackie's begun living in the cul-de-sac, It's become important of me NOT to engage in such juvenile antics and that includes going along with your HORRIBLE ideas!
 * Eddy: If that's how you feel, I'll- (suddenly, he gets a call on his iPhone) Yello? (Eddy's dad chatters on the other line) *gulp* D-D-Dad? (Eddy's dad chatters on the other line) Wait! I-I-I can explain! (Eddy's dad chatters on the other line) Ok, ok, I'm coming. (hangs up and walks back to his house mumbling angrily under his breath)
 * Edd: Well, that just leaves you and I, Ed.
 * Jackie: (voice only) Hi, Edd. (walking up to Ed and Edd on-screen) What are you and Ed up to?
 * Edd (nervously): Oh, h-h-hello, J-J-Jackie. Well, the Urban Rangers are having a campout in the woods which Eddy wanted to frighten them again despite the backlash we got last time when his father suddenly wanted him home and well, here we are.
 * Jackie: A campout sounds fun! We should have our own!
 * Edd: Why, I think that's a SPLENDID idea, Jackie. It'll be just you and me-
 * Ed: And I, ED will bring the fun to our campout! I will even vanquish any BELLY BUTTON EATERS who come our way!
 * Edd: *sighs* (to himself) So much for just me and Jackie...
 * (That night, Johnny and Jimmy were at their same campout in the EENE episode, "An Ed in the Bush")
 * Jonny: There's something magical about flames that just makes you want to stare at em all night, huh, Plank?
 * Jimmy: [clipping his toenails] Oops! I think I let Louie out of jail! [He and Johnny laugh. Rolf enters.]
 * Rolf: [carrying water jugs] (voice only) Urban Rangers! (on-screen) Rolf has returned victorious! Fresh water for all! [He heaves the jugs off his back.] Are we having fun yet?
 * Jonny: Golly! Plank is thirsty!
 * Rolf: Enjoy, my friend. But do not drink too much for tonight you shall have a second opportunity to earn the... [creepily] Ghost Story badge.
 * Jonny: [excited] Right on!
 * Jimmy: [frightened] Jeepers Creepers
 * (Timmy appears 16 inches tall in his pajamas)
 * Timmy: Hey, Urban Rangers! What's up?
 * Jimmy: *screams* A tiny-sized boy!
 * Johnny: No way, Jose!
 * Timmy: Don't worry, guys. I'm Timmy Turner.
 * Jonny: Wow! This is the Timmy Turner you told us about, Rolf?!
 * Jimmy: The one you and those rotten Eds met at Shining Time Station? (referring to the EENEVSTS episode, "The Magic is Believing")
 * Rolf: Correct! Boy Timmy, where did you come from?! And why have you shrunken? Have you been cursed?
 * Jimmy: You weren't really cursed, were you, Timmy?
 * Timmy: Heck, no! It's part of my summer job at Shining Time Station! I have to work in Mr. Conductor's size to balance my duties at both Shining Time Station AND on The Island of Sodor. *exhales* Man, was tonight on Sodor a busy night for the mail.
 * Jonny: Ooooo...do you tell Thomas Stories TOO, Timmy?
 * Timmy: Ah, totally. I know just about everything that goes on on Sodor.
 * Rolf: Please, share with us this tale of the Mail on Sodor, young Timmy. Sodor tales first, [creepily] Ghost Stories after.
 * Jonny: Woo-hoo!
 * Jimmy: *gulps nervously* I think I'm gonna be sick.
 * Timmy: Alright. Here it goes. (blows whistle and "Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Rusty and the Bolder")
 * Jonny: Holy cow! A living boulder?! How spooky is THAT, Plank?!
 * Jimmy: If boulders are alive...what else could be alive?!!!!
 * Rolf: Ho-ho-ho! Rolf may need a diaper as his toes crawl with fright! Very good, boy Timmy! Now for the rest of US to tell...Ghost Stories!
 * (Suddenly, creepy noises are heard)
 * Jimmy: What was that?! (clings to Plank)
 * Timmy: Whoa! Creepy sounds!
 * Rolf: It comes from the trees!
 * [Horrified screams join the commotion. Rolf looks around, searching for the source. Jimmy claps his hands over his ears.]
 * Jimmy: It's so grotesque!
 * (Suddenly, the faux fire place goes out)
 * Jimmy: [fearing] Holy mackerel!
 * (Just then, the campsite goes dark)
 * (All scream)
 * (Just then, Rolf turns on an oil lamp and sees the campsite a disaster same as last time, but with spilled salt shakers, broken mirrors lying all over and some black cats just exiting the campsite)
 * Johnny (coming out from under the recliner): That scared me out of my pants! Good one, Rolf! You really had us going!
 * Rolf: This was not Rolf, Ranger Johnny.
 * Timmy: Hey, where's Jimmy?
 * Jimmy: (voice only) Help! Help! (on-screen) It's got me! Somebody save me! (shot reveals he is hanging from a tree branch by his retainer)
 * Timmy: Ouch! That's gotta hurt!
 * Johnny: How'd he get up there?
 * Rolf: The Ed boys...
 * Edd (voice only): Rolf?!
 * Rolf and the others: Huh?
 * (Edd, Jackie and Ed come running to their disaster area)
 * Edd: We heard you all from our campsite not too far from yours! Goodness gracious! What a mess!
 * Ed: My mom would make me clean this up, if I'd done this!
 * Jackie: Are you all alright?
 * Rolf: (counting Edd and Ed) One...two...where is the littlest Ed boy?
 * Jonny: Yeah! He did this last time and Rolf scared him and you two other Eds out of your pants! He's gotta be responsible for this!
 * Edd: Fortunately, Eddy is absent from our camp out and has been grounded.
 * Jackie: Coincidentally enough however, guys, our campsite had a disaster area just like yours just barely before we heard your screams!
 * Timmy: Wait just a minute, guys.
 * Ed: *gasp* Oh no! Timmy's been shrunken!
 * Edd: Stay calm now, Ed. Being at Mr. Conductor's size is all part of Timmy's summer job at Shining Time Station.
 * Timmy: Thanks, Double-D. Anyway, from what I can tell with the spilled salt shakers, broken mirrors and the black cats, this wasn't Eddy...this was ANTI-FAIRY magic! Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda, I presume!
 * Jonny: Who the heck are they?
 * Timmy: You see, Anti-Fairies are these jerks that prank people on Friday the 13th! They're anti counterparts to every fairy in the universe! They bring all kinds of bad luck!
 * Edd: Interesting...why exactly have they come when it isn't Friday the 13th?
 * Timmy: No clue. But don't worry, I'll bust those Anti-Fairies! But first...(uses his magic to help Jimmy down from the branch and to fix the campsite) That's better. Later! (disappears)
 * (Scene fades to the gang laughing and enjoying themselves)
 * Ed: That's when the evil tent swallowed me and I ran my way to freedom!
 * Edd: Well, the reality of it is it collapsed on you and you ran into the woods looking like a walking tent, Ed!
 * (Rolf and the Urban Rangers laugh along with Jackie)
 * Rolf: Ho-ho-ho! You 2 Ed boys are a lot more fun when the littlest Ed-boy is not with you!
 * Jonny: Right on! I wish I could have seen Ed as a walking, living tent too, buddy! (referring to Plank)
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Timmy: Good news, guys! The Anti-Fairies have been captured and returned to Fairy World!
 * (The gang cheers)
 * Timmy (whispering): Jackie! Follow me and come alone! You'll know where to find me when I appear! (disappears)
 * Jackie: I'll be right back, Edd. (goes to follow Timmy)
 * Edd: To tell you the truth, Rolf, I wasn't happy to go along with Eddy's horrible idea when you, Jimmy and Johnny went into the woods the first time! He didn't even care that my provisions were left behind. I couldn't bear it, but I found frightening you and the others much more UNBEARABLE! (referring to the EENE episode, "An Ed in the Bush")
 * Ed (feeling guilty): I feel something in me and it isn't fresh linen.
 * Rolf: Rolf has great sympathy for you two Ed boys. The littlest Ed boy deserved the treatment of he who eats the bellybuttons for he is the ringleader of you two!
 * Jonny: Plank and I never had so much fun being scared! You guys really had us going!
 * Jimmy: ...Eddy was responsible for my stretched retainer the first time! Rolf was right to go "Bellybutton Eater" on him!
 * Edd: Honestly, I apologize on Eddy's behalf, despite Eddy RARELY apologizes for the other times he showed hatred towards your organization.
 * Jonny: You mean when we helped Ed escape the Kankers only to be seduced by them? Plank can still taste 'em! (referring to the EENE episode, "Ed Overboard")
 * Rolf: Or when Rolf delivered the report cards of his and the one-eyebrow Ed boy? (referring to the EENE episode, "Mission Ed-Possible")
 * Jimmy: Or when Eddy and Rolf duked it out for the Hairy Chance of Resilience badge? (referring to the EENE episode, "The Good, The Bad and The Ed") Boy, I'm glad I wasn't in Eddy's shoes! My damaged retainer was bad enough! I'm happy Timmy fixed it or I would have been in trouble!
 * Edd: I'm happy for you, Jimmy. Honestly, Timmy and Jackie treat me in a way Eddy RARELY treats me. Speaking of Timmy and Jackie, when do you suppose they'll be rejoining us?
 * (Timmy appears followed by Jackie)
 * Timmy: Sorry about that, guys.
 * Jackie: Please forgive us if we were gone too long.
 * Edd: Not at all, Jackie and Timmy.
 * Ed: *yawns* Yup. Eyes are closing. Sleepy time, Double-D?
 * Edd: It certainly is an appropriate time for us to slumber.
 * Jimmy: *shaking nervously* I'm scared. What if those Anti-Fairies come back? What if I have nightmares about them?
 * Edd: Oh, dear...
 * Jonny: Maybe you should lay off the free-range soybeans before bed, Jimmy. That's what used to give Plank and me nightmares! (referring to the EENE episode, "Rock-a-Bye Ed")
 * Jackie: I'd be glad to help Jimmy AND all of you boys to sleep.
 * (Jackie performs "Made to Dream")
 * (After Song; the episode ends with the gang asleep while Edd fell asleep on Jackie)

Trivia

 * This is the first time Timmy Turner appears 16-inches tall as well as tells Thomas Stories since "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition"

Plot

 * Ed, Edd, Jackie, Jimmy (from "Ed Edd n Eddy"), Ash, Misty, Timmy, The Powerpuff Girls, Bart, and Lisa go bowling in Springfield Lanes and realized they were the only customers there that night. Eddy, Mac and Bloo couldn't make it because Eddy was grounded by his dad, The Big Show for yelling at Jackie, and calling her the "b" word after she unwittingly ruined his scam (when the Big Show wasn't home, and that Jackie ratted Eddy out secretly on text message, only for Eddy to greet his gigantic dad as he pulled in the driveway and get hurled by him and told he's grounded), Mac working on a project for NASCAR Team Fastex school over the weekend and Bloo watching an Ultra-Lord Marathon with Sheen. Jimmy gets sad and frustrated that he can't bowl as well as the others and get into a similar accident as in "Know It All Ed", on his last frame of the first game. They all tried comforting him, and encouraged to try hard and never give up. Timmy tells stories about engines trying their best to give him advice. Jimmy still feels down in the dumps even after the stories. The gang still tries to find a way to inspire Jimmy. Soon to their surprise, was PBA Bowler, Jason Belmonte (nicknamed "Belmo" by Timmy and Bart), and they told him about poor Jimmy. At first, Jimmy was afraid and shy of him because he never knew him, until Timmy told him he is a professional bowler on TV to help. Slowly but surely, Jimmy got used to him after Jason Belmonte gave him advice and showed him his incredible bowling talent. He inspired Jimmy so much, that Jimmy tried hard the very next game, using Jason Belmonte's unique-style bowling technique. With Jason Belmonte mentoring him, Jimmy bowled a 300 game (perfect game). Everyone, especially Jimmy thanked Jason Belmonte, they got his autograph, and agreed to be his great friend. Jason Belmonte decided to bowl along with the gang, and "The Locomotion" fades in, playing throughout the episode and the end credits.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Foolish Freight Cars
 * 2) Rusty Saves The Day
 * 3) Edward's Exploit
 * 4) Gallant Old Engine
 * 5) Bulldog

Song

 * The Locomotion (played by Atomic Kitten)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins with the gang arriving at Springfield Lanes)
 * Timmy: Whoa. Wouldn't you know it? We're the only ones here! Awesome! No lines for registration or the snack bar! I can't wait to knock over some pins!
 * Ash: Yeah! Just because I'm soon to be the world's greatest pokemon master, doesn't mean I can't be as good at bowling too!
 * Misty: It must be nice to dream when you're wide awake.
 * Ash: Aaugh...! Ha, You'll cry from being jealous when I win!
 * Lisa: Timmy, where did Mr. Conductor meet Ash and Misty again?
 * Timmy: Somewhere between places called Kanto and Johto. He wanted us to get to know 'em. Too bad he's busy writing letters to his friends. Mac and Bloo would've come too, let alone Mac isn't exactly the best bowler, (reference to the Foster's episode, The Big Lablooski)
 * Jimmy (in his mind): That makes two of us.
 * Timmy: While Bloo's surprisingly an AWESOME bowler. (reference to the same episode.) But Mac has a big school project to work on over the weekend for Team Fastex NASCAR school, and Bloo's watching an Ultra-Lord marathon with Sheen. Any who, whatever happens, leave it all to me!
 * Buttercup: This is gonna kick Gangreen heiny!! You ready, Bart-man?
 * Bart: You know I am, Butter-babe.
 * Bubbles: I love bowling! Especially when I pick the cutest bowling ball!
 * Blossom: But it's just as important to exercise and use good strategy.
 * Lisa: Well said, Blossom.
 * Jimmy (in his mind): Easier said than done for me...
 * Ed: Fore! Where's the field, Double-D?
 * Edd: Ed, this is a bowling alley. I'm afraid you're thinking of golf.
 * Ed: Do I still get a shiny stick?!
 * Jackie: (laughs) That Ed is a real card. Not like Eddy.
 * Edd: Oh, yes. What did you say happened with him?
 * Jackie: I ruined a scam of his by accident and he thoughtlessly yelled at me and even called me the...b word.
 * Edd: Oh dear! The language!
 * Jackie: Yes. I was so hurt by his tone and language, I shouted back at him in offense. But luckily, I secretly texted his dad-
 * Bart: You mean The Big Show?! I nearly spilled my buzz cola when I first saw him!
 * Jackie: That's him. I told him about Eddy's behavior and when he pulled into his and Eddy's driveway, Eddy, thrilled to see him home, got hurled by him and punished.
 * Edd: Oh my-! As much as Eddy deserved a lesson, despite he never actually DOES learn. I believe his father should leave his wrestling moves and strategies in the WWE ring.
 * Timmy: Enough chit-chat, gang! We got a big night of bowling ahead of us!
 * Gang (except Jimmy): Yeah!
 * (Scene fades to Ed bowling a strike)
 * Ed: Toot! Toot! I win!
 * Misty: Ed-! You barely knocked over pins your first 9 turns. You're lucky you got a strike at all.
 * Ed: Strike? Like protesters?
 * Edd: Different kind, Ed. (Sees Jimmy's name is flashing on the scoreboard) Oh! Jimmy! You're up, Jimmy!
 * Jimmy (nervously): O-o-ok, Double-D!
 * (Jimmy grabs his bowling ball feeling very heavy to him, he tossed it onto the lane, but he ended up rolling down the lane with it knocking over the pins similar to in the EENE episode, "Know it all Ed")
 * Ed: Jimmy scored!
 * Edd: Oh dear-! I hope he's alright.
 * (Jimmy [curled into a ball] and his ball come out on the ball return)
 * Ed (helps Jimmy back to his regular shape by snapping him like a towel): Gee, Jimmy, you're good.
 * Jimmy: No, I'm not! I'm so inadequate! (cries as he ran under the gang's table where they had eaten pizza and drank cola)
 * Blossom: Jimmy, are you alright? Are you hurt?
 * Jimmy: No.
 * Buttercup: Then what do you have to cry about?!
 * Blossom: Buttercup-!
 * Edd: Please, Jimmy. Come out from under there. We merely want to assist.
 * (Jimmy slowly comes out quivering and sobbing)
 * Lisa: Good, Jimmy. Now, what has you so sad about making a few gutterballs?
 * Jimmy: Well, Lisa...(sniffs) I've always been a big bowling fan even if I couldn't bowl a perfect game. But I've never been good at other sports! And I knocked down the least pins out of everyone! I don't know if I can ever improve at bowling! (cries)
 * Timmy: Aw, Jimmy, dude. You sound just like James did when he was recovering from his mishap with his coaches.
 * Jimmy: James?
 * Edd: Tell me, Timmy. Do you tell Thomas stories too?
 * Timmy: Aw, you bet. I know just about everything that goes on on Sodor.
 * Jackie: Maybe if you told Jimmy some useful stories, he'll cheer up and he'll regain his confidence.
 * Jimmy: Are you sure, Jackie?
 * Timmy: It's worth a shot, Jim. You just need to learn to be persistent. Anyway, James as I mentioned was recovering from a mishap when his next job was to carry a bunch of freight cars. Let me fill you all in! (blows whistle and "Foolish Freight Cars" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Bulldog")
 * Jimmy (sadly / doubtfully): Duke may not have given up, but what if I can't show the strength of a bulldog?! I'll always be a weakling!!!!
 * Misty (worried): Oh no! Poor Jimmy's talking bad about himself worse than ever!
 * Ash: There has GOTTA be a way to teach Jimmy to try hard and not feel too down.
 * Blossom: If the stories can't assist poor Jimmy, who can?!
 * Bart: Practically, NO ONE!
 * Lisa: Bart!
 * Timmy: Relax guys, I'm sure there is SOME way to teach the little dude.
 * Edd: Timmy's right, gang. Jimmy, what can we do to help you improve your bowling skills?
 * Jimmy (sadly): Remind me never to bowl again! That's what!
 * Bubbles: But, Jimmy, if you quit bowling, you'll never know if you can bowl a perfect game!
 * Ed: Or bowl for chowder?! (reference to the band, "Bowling for Soup")
 * Edd: Ed, hush.
 * Ed: *groans*
 * Timmy: Shush, guys. I hear the door open on from the other side.
 * Bart: Probably Homeboy to pick us up.
 * Lisa: Bart, it's not even time to go home yet.
 * Timmy: Hey, gang?
 * Gang (except Jimmy): What?
 * Timmy: I think we've JUST the right person to teach and inspire Jimmy!
 * Jason Belmonte (in unsion, Jimmy runs and hides): 'Ey young mates, what's up?
 * Ash: Oh my God! J-J-J-Jason Belmonte! I IDOLIZE you!
 * Bart: I saw you knock over some major pins on PBA! You the man!
 * Lisa: Pleasure to meet you, Jason. I'm Lisa, Lisa Marie Simpson.
 * Jason Belmonte: Pleasure to meet you, Lisa.
 * Timmy: Hey Jimmy, we got somebody--. Where's Jimmy?
 * Ed: I forget...?
 * Bart: Lumpy-! That doesn't really help!
 * Jason Belmonte: What Jimmy are you all talkin' about?
 * Jackie: *hears Jimmy whimpering under the gang's table where there are pizza and snacks* I found him, he's under here. Jimmy, what's wrong? Please come out.
 * Jimmy (scared and shyly): W-wh-who i-is t-th-this s-st-stranger?
 * Ash: Aw, c'mon, Jimmy! Stranger?! That's JASON BELMONTE, a PRO bowler!
 * Jimmy (still shy and afraid): I-it's n-ni-nice to m-m-meet y-y-you. B-b-but I d-d-don't n-n-need y-y-your help.
 * Jason Belmonte (calmly): C'mon, Jim. I won't bite ya.... I'm 'ere to MENTOR you. I figured you need some help and advice from an actual PBA bowling superstar.
 * Jimmy (slowly but surely recovering from being shy): R-r-really? You came to help ME?
 * Bubbles: So Jason, how are you going to teach poor little Jimmy how to bowl better and never give up?
 * Timmy: Yeah, Belmo! How are you gonna teach Jimmy?
 * Jason Belmonte: I know just the way, Tim. (To Jimmy) So, Jimmy. I am now gonna give you some advice that will help ya do better in bowling. I'm gonna be your mentor.
 * Jimmy (nervously): O-o-okay, Mr. Jason.
 * Jason Belmonte: I know it might be hard for you, but what you need to do before pickin' up your bowlin' ball, is that first you clean off the bowlin' ball with your towel, then.... use the rosen on your rollin' hand to gain the grip and spin of the ball.
 * Bart (in his thoughts): And we TOLD him to use the rosen, but he don't listen.
 * Jimmy: Okay.
 * Jason Belmonte: And your main trouble is that you were using the one-handed style when it's not fit for you. Try the TWO-HANDED style like me. And this time, add a LOT of focus to how you are goin' to spin the ball to knock down the pins.
 * Jimmy: I will try that, Mr. Jason.
 * Jason Belmonte (calmly): Atta mate, Jimmy. First, watch ME.
 * Jimmy: Okay, Mr. Jason. *watches Jason along with the gang*
 * Jason Belmonte: *cleans off the bowling ball, then dusts his rolling hand with the rosen, then gets set in his rolling position, then rolls the ball in his signature two-handed style, and bowls a strike*
 * Timmy (in amazement): Wow! I've never seen anyone make a strike like that in my whole life! Awesome!
 * Edd: That was really intriguing, Jason.
 * Jackie: Perhaps Jimmy COULD try your moves and listen to your advice.
 * Jason Belmonte: So, you ready Jimmy?
 * Jimmy: I'm ready, Mr. Jason!
 * Jason Belmonte: Good, so first, you must clean your bowlin' ball with the towel so get the lane-oil off so the ball can spin the way you want it.
 * Jimmy: Got it, Mr. Jason! *cleans the bowling ball with a towel*
 * Jason Belmonte: So far so good, Jimmy. Now, you must use the rosen so you can gain grip on the ball.
 * Jimmy: *dusts and pats the rosen single-handed on the right arm*
 * Jason Belmonte: Good boy, Jimmy. Now get into position, concentrate on where you want to roll and spin the ball, and then roll it in the two-handed style I taught ya.
 * Jimmy: Got it, Mr. Jason! Here I go! *gets into position, concentrates on where he must roll the bowling ball, rolls it in the two-handed style, and bowls a strike*
 * Ash: WHOA!
 * Lisa: Woo-hoo! Jimmy made a perfect shot at last!
 * Bart: You are THE MAN, Jimmy! That shot was AWESOME!
 * Jimmy (happily): I'm so awesome!!! This is the best experience I've ever had!
 * Timmy: Well, you all up for another game?!
 * Gang: Yeah!!!!!
 * (Later)
 * Timmy: You just bowled a 300 game, Jimmy!!!! All strikes!
 * Bart (happily): Just PERFECT!!!!
 * Bubbles: Hooray for Jimmy!
 * Ed: Yeah! Good shot, Jimmy!
 * Buttercup: I was THIS CLOSE to beating Jimmy--!
 * Blossom: Buttercup-!
 * Jimmy: I really thank you so much for teaching me how to bowl, Mr. Jason. You have become a really good friend of mine!
 * Jason Belmonte: Ey' no problem, Jimmy. You all up to a game to see if you all can beat a pro-bowler?
 * Gang: Yeah!!!!
 * ("The Locomotion" fades in in unison)
 * Buttercup: Oh, yeah! I'm up for competition, baby!
 * Timmy: And after the game, we can get autographs!
 * Jason Belmonte (happily): *chuckles happily* Sounds good, Tim. Let's bowl!
 * Gang: *cheers* *clips of the gang and Jason Belmonte bowling show during "The Locomotion", then the episode ends with the gang and Jason Belmonte still bowling, and "The Locomotion" still plays into the end credits*

Trivia

 * PBA Bowler, Jason Belmonte guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Jackie was in her room home alone (taking place the same night as the next episode, "Kiss The Ed"), with a picture of Edd, feeling strong love for the intelligent Ed boy. Jackie felt sad and nervous (like Edd in the next episode), but she wanted to confess her strong love and devotion for him. Timmy Turner (in his pajamas / 16 inches tall) appears and tries helping Jackie with stories on the Island Of Sodor (Mr. Conductor did the same with Edd in the next episode.). Jackie was still a little nervous, so Timmy calmly told her that Edd likes music (the exact similar way Stacy and the kids encouraged Mr. Conductor to talk to Harry in the "Shining Time Station" episode "Two Old Hands"). After Timmy disappeared, Jackie sang to herself and the picture of Edd "Fix You". The episode faded out right after the song while facing the Edd picture, and with a silhouette of Jackie's shadow running out of the room (with a keyboard) and the episode ended.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Runs Away
 * 2) Percy Helps Out
 * 3) Thomas & Stepney
 * 4) Edward The Very Useful Engine
 * 5) Saved From Scrap (repeat)

Song

 * Fix You (Performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens in Jackie's house in her bedroom on a clear night with a depressed but heartfelt Jackie on her bed holding a picture of Edd)
 * Jackie (depressed but heartfelt): (in unison, rubs her index finger on the picture of Edd) Oh, Edd... I had lots of fun with you at Shining Time Station the last few holidays, at Springfield Lanes, the sleepover and at the NASCAR Valentine's dance. *deep depressed sigh* If only you knew how much I REALLY love you. Eddy makes you suffer too much. *voice cracks in the end*
 * (Timmy appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Timmy: Hi, Jackie. Why so bummed?
 * Jackie: Timmy, *depressed sigh* I really love Edd so much.*sad deep breath* but I don't know how to explain and confess my strong, devoted love for him. I just hope Edd loves me back, Tim. *voice cracks at the end* I-I-I mean my heart sinks every time I witness poor Edd being bullied and manipulated by Eddy, and I cry every night WORRYING about him, and I just hope there would be a way I can save Edd from that puny little monster (referring to Eddy) *voice cracks at the end, and tears up out of heart*
 * Timmy (calmly): Awwww..... don't cry, Jackie. Believe me, I, for one, speak for ALL of us when I say I can't STAND how Eddy makes Double-D miserable either! It's just like the way Vicky used to make ME miserable until my summer job at Shining Time Station showed my parents I was independent enough to take care of myself and she hasn't babysat me ever since. As for you and Double-D, your love for him is THE KEY to the sunshine he's always needed in his life!
 * Jackie (in tears): Really, Timmy? That's so beautiful and therpeautic of you to say! But...what if Eddy beats me in keeping me away from Edd?! He's a lying, selfish, manipulative TRUE terror to me AND Edd! Edd doesn't even know the kind of person Eddy REALLY is!!!! (voice cracks as she begins to tear up more)
 * Timmy (calmly): Ah, don't worry, Jackie. Furthermore, Edd NEEDS a brave, honest, loving, kind-hearted, sweet girl like you to help him escape Dorky's manipulation. All you have to do is give him time to really notice Dorky's true colors before revealing the REAL him to Edd. Because Dorky has to act like a jerk to you and do things to Edd that you would do the opposite of...LIKE REAL FRIENDS DO so Edd can see the TRUE monster in him for the way he acts towards you. Remember Jackie, Dorky HATES you out of jealousy, and he is afraid you are going to reveal the REAL him (foreshadowing the episode, "Safe And Ed") to Edd. I KNOW it, princess. You HAVE the power, patience, and proper-timing to help Edd realize that he was wrongfully friends with a bully like Dorky, and that he WILL know you ARE a hero for saving his life.
 * Jackie (softly, in tears): Thank you, Timmy. So far I've helped him twice in things Eddy did to him, but I came to his aid both times! (referring to the episodes, "Ed 'N' Chips" and "Ed Rush") *sniffles softly* But I just don't know if I'll be able to face and confess to Edd my love for him. *voice cracks in the end*
 * Timmy: Awwwww, no worries, Jackie. Confessing your love, honesty, and kind-heart to Edd can't be any harder than facing bogus problems. Percy tried running away when Gordon nearly wailed on him and man, was that something.
 * Jackie: What happened?
 * Timmy: I was just about to fill you in on it! (blows whistle and "Percy Runs Away" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Saved From Scrap")


 * Jackie: Edward really reminds me of Edd. They both put a friend before themselves..
 * Timmy: That's right. And Edd's a friend worth putting before yourself.
 * Jackie (still feeling depressed/heartfelt as she was throughout the entire episode / in tears): *voice cracks in the beginning* *sad sigh* I just hope I fix Edd in time before it's too late.... *more tears trickle down her face*
 * Timmy (calmly): Ah, you'll do fine, Jackie. I promise. Edd loves you SO MUCH and he WILL listen to you and follow your kind-hearted, honest, brave, loving, caring ways, and his life WILL change for the better- no, BEST! Remember, Jackie. Dorky needs to ACT LIKE A JEALOUS JERK to you IN FRONT of Edd 24/7, do things opposite of what he would normally do to Edd that you would do as a REAL, TRUE FRIEND and Edd WILL see the monster inside him, and he will feel MORE worried for you, and hate Dorky more than ever, and he WILL wake up, once you FINALLY REVEAL him for the traitorous monster he is, if for example, he gets injured and winds up in the hospital on account of Dorky! (Foreshadowing the episode, "Safe And Ed")
 * Jackie: You're right, Timmy! I WILL remember the most IMPORTANT words from you that I will EVER need in my life!!!! I WILL save Edd from the misery in his life that IS Eddy! And he WILL be liked- no, LOVED AND RESPECTED by the rest of the cul-de-sac kids, once he's FREE from that prison guard (Eddy) who's imprisoning him from a happy, BEAUTIFUL life!
 * Timmy: Yeah! That's it! Now you're showing courage, Jackie! All you gotta do for starters, is WIN his heart!!!!
 * Jackie (in tears): But what can I do to encourage Edd to love me? *voice cracks at the end*
 * Timmy: Well, you have passion and love for this, because I know what Edd loves most of all other than science, history, and technology, *short pause* (calmly) Edd loves MUSIC. You can express your feelings for him with your incredible talent. (foreshadowing the episode "Kiss The Ed")
 * Jackie (calmly): *voice cracks in the beginning* Oh thank you, Timmy. I feel a little better, and after hearing your advice and your stories, I will try and pluck up courage and try to win Edd's love, heart, and affection.
 * Timmy: Trust me, Jackie, I would never steer you wrong.
 * Jackie (bravely but still dreadfully nervous inside): I'm gonna try my best and do this for you, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Go get 'em, Princess! You'll definitely win Edd's heart! I GUARANTEE it! *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Jackie (softly / feeling a little depressed but confident): (while looking at her picture of Edd and rubbing her index finger on it) I'm still nervous deep down. *deep sad sigh* but I mustn't let my friend, Timmy down. He believes that I can do it. I CAN do it. I just need to show Edd my incredible talent. But I really hope he really loves me, and realizes that Eddy was a monster to him all throughout his life. I must fix his suffering heart. *scene fades into her singing "Fix You" while looking at the picture and dreaming about her possible good times with Edd (foreshadowing the future episodes) and Edd turning on Eddy* *After "Fix You", the episode fades out in unison to a view of Edd picture with a silhouette of Jackie's shadow exiting the room with a keyboard*

Plot

 * Edd was dreadfully nervous about confessing his love for Jackie. One night in the cul-de-sac, Mr. Conductor appears and tells Edd stories of confidence on the Island Of Sodor. After the last story, and after Mr. Conductor left for Leaky Park to fix leaks, Jackie came (with a keyboard), and kindly serenaded Edd with her cover of Evanescence's "My Immortal". Double-D tried to pluck up courage (still afraid and worried) and tried his HARDEST to confess his strong love for Jackie. Jackie does the same. With Edd still having butterflies in his stomach, Jackie suddenly kisses him on the lips, causing Edd to blush and receiving his REAL first kiss from a girl, despite the Kankers seducing him with their "kisses".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry and the Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 2) Kelly's Windy Day (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Bertie's Chase (George Carlin)
 * 4) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 5) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * My Immortal (cover by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Edd in his room at his desk.)
 * Edd (holding a picture of Jackie): *depressed sigh*
 * Edd: Oh, Jackie...
 * (in unison, Edd rubbed his index finger gently down the picture.)
 * Edd: I really want to express my feelings for you. But...it's rather difficult when my confidence is low.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Edd's window sill.)
 * Mr. Conductor: It's a fine night, isn't it, Edd?
 * Edd (depressed): Oh, good evening, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, you seem glum, Edd. What's the matter?
 * Edd: It's Jackie, Mr. Conductor. I'm happy she and I are becoming close to each other, but...
 * Mr. Conductor: But what, Edd? You can tell me. I'm all ears. And mum's the word.
 * Edd: I've yet to express my true feelings for her. A Valentine's dance is one thing for a pair to be (referring tot he episode, "Date with Eds-tiny")...however I fear Jackie thinks I don't really, truly love her. *sad gasp* Oh, dear... and what if she doesn't love me?.... (sobs)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, don't worry, Edd. Just try to relieve yourself. Having full confidence isn't always easy. People just need to show it and know that it's in them.
 * Edd: Why, (wipes tear) that's...very reassuring advice, Mr. Conductor. But do you really think I can tell Jackie how I sincerely feel?
 * Mr. Conductor: Just as sure as Henry was able to face the blockage in his tunnel. Remember that? (blows whistle and "Henry and the Elephant" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after last story)
 * Edd: My. Seems Bill and Ben had nothing to worry about meeting that new diesel.
 * Mr. Conductor: I second that, Edd. *yawns* I'm getting sleepy. I best turn in for the night.
 * Edd: A wise idea, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conudctor: Indeed it is. Good night. Good luck with Jackie, Edd! (disappears)
 * Edd: My, oh my! What do I say? Should I dress formal to show I'm serious when-
 * (Then a tap was heard on Edd's window)
 * Edd: Huh?
 * (Then a pebble was thrown on Edd's window.)
 * Edd: Who's tossing pebbles at my window?! (in his head) Probably Eddy.
 * (Edd opens his window)
 * Edd: Eddy, wha-
 * (Then Edd quickly realized it was Jackie throwing the pebbles as he saw her below with a keyboard)
 * Jackie: Edd! Hi! (in unison, waves)
 * Edd: Jackie! I've been meaning to tell-
 * (But Edd was interrupted by the beginning of Jackie playing her keyboard)
 * (Jackie then performs and sings "My Immortal" on her keyboard)
 * Edd: That was beautiful!!!! You mind if you come upstairs in my facility? I need to tell you something important!
 * Jackie: Of course, Edd! *enters the house, runs upstairs, and arrives inside Edd's room*
 * Jackie: Well, *pants* Here I am. So umm... what do you need to discuss with me, Edd?
 * Edd (calmly): (in unison, the "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso Love Theme plays in the background") *deep sigh* Since the moment I heard you on America's Got Talent, you caught my attention and your beauty made me deflate like a common balloon. Because you took my breath completely away. I was nervous to speak to you back at Shining Time Station, the first time we encountered each other (referring to the Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Visit Shining Time Station episode, "Billy Saves the Day") just as I was tonight, but my confidence is growing stronger and my feelings for you are mightier than when I was nervous to ask you to the Valentine's Dance (referring to "Date with Eds-tiny").
 * Jackie (kindly): What do you mean, Edd?
 * Edd: What I was REALLY trying to say is *nervous gulp* ...*stutters* (calmly, tearing up) I-I-I LOVE you, Jackie. I NEEDED someone like you to assist me to conquering my troubles. *pauses and sadly sighs* Before I first met you, I suffered DREADFULLY in my life. Ever since I was little, I was abused and pounced on by individuals and SEVERELY mistreated by Eddy. I STILL suffer today because of Eddy. *sad gasps* You, a-a-are considered m-m-my BEST friend because I look up to you like a sister who drives my horrible childhood and current troubles away. *tears up, shakes and pants sadly* I-I was deeply afraid that you would think I was insane for confessing my love for you. *tears up more, shakes, and softly sobs*
 * Jackie (calmly): Awwww... please don't cry, Edd, please calm down. *puts right hand on Edd's shoulder* I'm here for you. Plus *deep sigh* like you, I was nervous likewise about confessing my love for you, but I decided to pluck up courage and performed a song for you because I knew you always loved music. (In reference to the episode "Fix Eds)
 * Edd (sadly with tears in his eyes): Y-Y-You r-r-really love me? *sad gasp* (voice cracks in the beginning) I'm touched that you feel the same way! And Jackie, c-c-can I ask you something please?
 * Jackie (kindly): Yes you can, Edd.
 * Edd (calmly / trembling nervously): Jackie, w-w-would you like to be.... my girlfriend? *Jackie slowly gasps, heartfelt and puts her hand on her heart, then suddenly kisses him on the lips (Edd's first ever kiss on the lips), lasting for less than a minute*
 * Edd (in tears, during Jackie's kiss on the lips to him / in his thoughts about her lip kiss): Her kiss..... it feels like we're in Heaven! It's much MORE magical than when she kissed me on my cheek at Shining Time Station! (referring to the episode, "Date with Ed-stiny)
 * (After Edd and Jackie's first kiss on the lips)
 * Jackie (softly / with tears in her eyes): *voice cracks in the beginning* Of COURSE I'll be your girlfriend. You have nothing to worry about, my noble Double-D. *voice cracks at the end*
 * Edd (with tears in his eyes, blushing): Oh, Jackie-! You've no idea how happy this makes me! And I DO mean HOW HAPPY! I've NEVER meant it in a more serious way IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!! Nothing like this even!!! You REALLY mean it?!!!! *voice cracks at the end*
 * Jackie (calmly / with tears in her eyes): *calmly nods her head yes* Of course! I love you so much, Edd. Y-Y-You're my life, and it saddens me to see a kind-hearted boy like you suffer so much. *voice cracks at the end* *Jackie slowly approaches Edd's lips and kisses him while slowly wrapping her warm arms around Edd and hugging him in unison, comforting Edd so much*
 * Edd (while kissing Jackie / in his thoughts): She truly does love me! My first TRUE and ONLY girlfriend! No one can replace her! She is the PERFECT girl for me!!!!
 * (episode ends while Jackie and Edd were kissing and hugging)

Trivia

 * Even though this song isn't the actual song for the episode, the entire "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso Love Theme" will play during the whole heart-warming and inspiring love scene of Edd and Jackie to articulate the whole scene.
 * This episode marks Edd's first kiss on the lips from Jackie.

Plot

 * Jackie patiently waits for Edd in his bedroom for him arrive at his house. She wonders why he is taking so long and gets nervous and scared. She texts Edd what's the matter when suddenly, she hears the Kanker Sisters yelling, flirting and kissing Edd, and Edd screaming and yelling in horror, struggling to get in the house. Jackie shudders in horror, runs downstairs, opens the door and rescues Edd, then she SLAMS the door on the Kankers and locks them out. The two go upstairs and Jackie tries warmly comforting and soothing Edd (with Kanker kisses and a black and blue eye all over his face) and wiping the Kanker kisses off his face. Jackie felt WORRIED for Edd and asks Edd whom they were, and Edd told them about the Kankers and tearfully explained about when he, Ed and the Eds first met them and discovered their nasty, seductive, dishonest, abusive, cruel ways towards them, and that they mostly stalk HIM (when the Kankers refer to him as the "cute one") and would NEVER leave him alone in his life. Jackie cried and felt worried for him and tried EVERYTHING to heal him and help him feel better. Then Edd told Jackie the MEAN things the Kankers said about Jackie, doubting she was "real" after they eavesdropped on his phone without Edd knowing. Jackie felt insulted by the Kankers and despised the Kankers more. Timmy appears in his Sob Story Booth, and Edd tells him about his Kanker abuse and their insulting doubts towards Jackie. Timmy gets HEATED with the Kankers, and decides to help Jackie and Edd with stories of criticism on the Island Of Sodor. After Timmy left with his sob story sooth. Jackie and Edd talk things out, and heal each other. The more they talked, the more they loved each other. Suddenly, after witnessing Jackie kissing Edd (in which he blushed), the Kankers (from the upstairs window) see in fury of the couple, and complained she WAS real, and that Edd was right. They accused Edd of "cheating" on them and insulted Jackie and her mole-like birthmarks on her neck. Knowing that Edd forgot to lock the window, they went in to grab Edd, but Jackie didn't let them. She did KARATE on them (as taught by Princess Fiona from "Shrek" AND "Shrek 2" and Sandy Cheeks.) to save Edd and threw them out the window. The Kankers ran away after Jackie slammed the window shut and locked them out for good, knowing that Jackie is STRONGER and more skilled than them in fighting. Jackie then felt upset, and Edd tries comforting her. Jackie tearfully confesses that people teases her for her mole-like birthmark, and told him that she was afraid he will think bad and replusive of her for that. Edd comforted Jackie and said the nicest things about her and her trademark mole-like birthmarks. Jackie felt SO much better and tearfully hugged Edd tightly. Jackie was tired from the stress the Kankers put on her, so Edd let Jackie rest her head on his heart, and sings Jackie to sleep (while warmly rubbing her), "Cumberland Gap", soothing Jackie so much.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tender Engines
 * 2) The Trouble with Mud
 * 3) The Refreshment Lady's Stand
 * 4) Oliver Owns Up
 * 5) A Better View for Gordon

Song

 * Cumberland Gap (sung by Edd)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with Jackie waiting for Edd in Edd's bedroom)
 * Jackie (worried / softly): C'mon, Eddsworth.... where are you....? I wanted to see you so much today, but I don't know where you are.... *tears up* I must give him a text so I can know where he is. Hopefully he'll respond. *begins texting Edd, but mid text, she suddenly hears something in the background*
 * Edd (in unison to the Kankers' kissing noises): (voice only) STOP! DESIST! *Jackie runs and looks out the window, and gasps in HORROR at the scene* *scene cuts to the melee* (while the Kankers were grabbing and kissing him) You heartless female rapscallions! I told you I'm ALREADY TAKEN!!!
 * Lee (in unison): Hubba hubba!
 * Marie (in unison): You're MINE, cute one!
 * May (in unison): I just wanna eat you up, boyfriend! *laughs goofy* *scene cuts to Jackie*
 * Jackie Evancho (in horror): OH, NO! I must save him from those seductive ladies! *runs downstairs to rescue Edd* *scene cuts to the melee*
 * Edd (in unison to the Kankers abusing and seducing him): No! Please! Please! You don't understand! *grunts to get the door, but the Kankers keep preventing him from touching the knob*
 * Kankers (in unison): *giggles and kisses Edd dirtily*
 * Jackie (rushing in horror): *opens the door, grabs Edd to safety and pulls him inside, and locks the Kankers out, she and Edd run upstairs, and Edd locks his bedroom door as they both enter the bedroom*
 * Edd: *exhaling frighteningly, then lets out a sigh of relief* [quickly wipes the kiss-marks from his face with his rag] Oh, thank you, Jackie. You're a true friend!
 * Jackie: Who were those awful girls, Edd?
 * Edd: May, Marie and Lee, the Kanker Sisters, dear!
 * Jackie: *horrifed gasp* You mean...those are the girls who Eddy threatened to post your phone number on their front door when he blackmailed you to help him bust Ed out of his being grounded?! (referring to the episode, "Loose Lips Sink Eds")
 * Edd: I'm afraid so, dear. It all goes back to Season 1. *scene flashes back to the MCMEENE episode, "Nagged to Ed" where Edd narrates over the black and white footage" I, along with Mr. Conductor, Ed and Eddy were on my monthly insect expedition, when we heard their laughter AND voices saying my, Ed and Eddy's names! They stalked us and when we fell into an unsanitary pond, they brought us to their mobile home. I KNEW something was strange about and wanted to go, but thanks to Eddy, because they were new and said they would make us sustenances, he made us stay, which was a HUGE mistake! At first, they weren't so bad when they made us powdered milk and their own "Kanker burgers" but then, when we wouldn't notice them in their new wardrobes, because we were watching their "Fish Bowl 2" VHS, they showed us their TRUE colors! Having us do their chores, made themselves up to look like housewives and they made disturbing dolls of us calling them "Eddy Junior, Ed Junior AND Double-D Junior" And we've been getting chased, harrassed and seduced by them ever since! *scene flashes back to our main story* Oh, the horror! *cries like he did in "Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy's Big Picture Show"*
 * Jackie: *gasps in horror* That IS horrible, dear! *cries in fear and sorrow for Edd*
 * Edd: And if that wasn't enough, When I was being seduced out there, I told them I'm dating you, but they told me they don't believe in you being real!
 * Jackie: *gasps in disbelief* How do they not think I'm REAL?!
 * Edd: They must have eavesdropped on my phone and I had no idea!
 * Jackie:*gasp* Eavesdropping on a person's phone?! That's an invasion of privacy!!!! It's also awful AND insulting of them to call an existing person NOT real!!! (cries onto Edd's shoulder)
 * Edd: *shushes her to calm her down*
 * (Timmy appears 16-inches tall, in his Conductor's outfit and with his Island of Sodor Sob Story Booth)
 * Timmy: *sniffling between sobs*
 * Edd: Oh, dear, Timmy! Why on earth are you crying?!
 * Timmy: *sniffles* It's part of my summer job at Shining Time Station, Edd. It was my turn to sit in the Sob Story booth to hear the issues the engines on the Island of Sodor were having! ...Say, what's wrong, Jackie? Why so glum?
 * Jackie:*out-of-breath gasping*
 * Edd: Dear, please, calm down. Timmy's here to help. Please, explain to Timmy what I've just told you.
 * Jackie: *sniffles* I'll try...it's the Kanker Sisters, Timmy!
 * Timmy: Yeah, Double-D's told me about those pests! Why can't they just leave Ed and Double-D alone?! (in his mind) But Eddy deserves the Kanker treatment since he IS the one that stopped Edd from leading them outta the Kankers' home in the first place, threatened to put Double-D's phone number on their front door AND makes him miserable!
 * Jackie: I just saw them seducing Edd out there! Thankfully, I managed to save Edd from the melee and he just filled me in on who they are along with their true, HORRIBLE, ABUSIVE, STALKING and SEDUCTIVE ways! They even said I'm NOT real! *cries*
 * Timmy: *gasp* NOT real?! *growls in anger* Those Stalker Sisters! Somebody's gotta teach them a lesson! Sort of like the same lesson Duck and Donald pulled on Henry when his ego led him to think he deserved another tender!
 * Edd: Do tell, Timmy.
 * Jackie: I'm sure some Thomas Stories would help me.
 * Timmy: I'm sure too, Jackie. You see, Gordon came to me with his sob story about tenders 'cause he was being a jerk at first, then Diesel put him in a funk when he...Well, I better fill you both in from the VERY beginning! (blows whistle and "Tender Engines" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "A Better View for Gordon")
 * Timmy: *gasps and looked at his watch* Uh, oh! I'm gonna be late for my next session on Sodor! Bye! *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Edd and Jackie: Bye, Timmy.
 * Edd (in tears): Oh, Jackie...having the Kankers on my back, haunting me for THIS long, its pain continues to linger in me!!!! *sobs in deep sadness, and Jackie hugs him warmly, rubs him, and shushes him calmly*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly / while rubbing Edd's back and shoulder): I know how you feel, dear. I can't stand them seducting and abusing you like that. *in her mind* It's like how I feel the way Eddy treats me, but verbally and Edd both verbally AND physically.
 * Edd (in tears): Thank you for understanding me, Turtledove. *voice cracks in the end* *sad gasp* But I still don't feel better after their seductive kisses towards me. *voice cracks in the end* *sad gasp* I still feel.... feel.... it's pain.
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwwww.... sweetie..... You want me to help you on that please, my love?
 * Edd (in tears): If only it takes me away from the dreaded Kanker Sisters' seduction of horror.... *voice cracks in the end*
 * Jackie (kindly): *slowly kisses Edd's cheek to heal him slowly but surely*
 * Edd (in his mind): Oh.... her kiss.... it's THERAPEUTIC!!!! The Kanker-lip feeling is DIMINISHING and Jackie's lip feeling is taking the grossness away for the BEST. I love this kind-hearted angel so much!
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): Did that help, sweetheart?
 * Edd (in tears / calmly): It really did heal me so much, Turtledove. I love you so much. *voice cracks in the end*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): Awwww.... thank you, my love. *kisses Edd again on the cheek to make him blush more*
 * Marie (voice only): HEY! Who's that weird kid?! (referring to Jackie) *Jackie (letting go of Edd's cheek in unison) and Edd gasps in horror and look at the window* (on camera outside the window) Is THAT "Jackie"?! She's taking my cute Double-D away from me! He was RIGHT about her! She IS real!
 * Lee: Well, let's get rid of her and get our boyfriend back!
 * May (in unison): Double-D, you cheater!
 * Edd (in horror): *shrieks (as he did in the EENE episode, "Ready, Set, Ed!") and hides behind Jackie* (shivering in fear) Turtledove! Th-Th-They're c-c-coming!!! W-W-W-What are we g-g-g-gonna do?!
 * Marie (angrily): Why are you hiding behind the stupid girl, cheating boyfriend?! I'M your girlfriend! NOT HER! Her neck is filled with little dots! *Jackie gasps in insult*
 * Lee (angrily): You wouldn't want to date Jackie when she has disgusting polka-dots on her neck!
 * May (angrily): Yeah!
 * Jackie (in horror): You leave my kind-hearted boy alone, you big bullies! You're a trio of heartless women!
 * Lee (offended with the Kankers): Heartless women, huh....? *scene cuts to Edd and Jackie*
 * Kankers (voice only / in unison, Edd and Jackie gasps in horror): LET'S GET BACK OUR BOYFRIEND!!!!
 * Edd (in his mind / shuddering in fear): Oh, dear....!!!! Why did I forget to lock the window?!!!!
 * Kankers: *open the window, and barged in grabbing Edd, and tried seducing him again and pushing Jackie away from him every attempt to save him*
 * Edd (crying for help): Please, please! You don't understand! Jackie, HELP ME!!!!
 * Jackie (to herself): No one insults me and mistreats and seduces MY boy..... *shudders VIOLENTLY, then performs karate on the Kanker Sisters to save Edd*
 * Edd (amazed at Jackie's fighting): Wow! Seeing the Kankers having the shoe on the other foot in terms of fighting is rather...THERAPEUTIC. (in reference to the EENE episode, "Tag Yer Ed"!) GO JACKIE, GO!!!!
 * Jackie (in unison to the Kankers shouting and fighting back, but are unsuccessful): *karate yells as she finishes the Kankers off with a jumping, spinning uppercut punch to Marie's jaw, knocking her out* *then Jackie drags the stunned Kanker Sisters out of the room, and throws them out the window, then gazed GRIMLY at the Kankers, the Kankers look scaredly at her, Jackie takes a deep breath and snarls at them intensely (not showing teeth) to signal a warning if they ever come near her or Edd she will attack them to save Edd, the Kankers then run away feeling deeply afraid of Jackie, then Jackie bars the window shut and locks it*
 * Edd: Jackie...that was...AMAZING! You were SO BRAVE to fight ALL THREE Kanker Sisters, single-handed! I've never seen that side of you! Nor did I think you DID have the side of you!
 * Jackie (kindly): Thank you, sweetie. I learned it from both Sandy, and Princess Fiona how to fight using karate to save people like you.
 * Edd: And that makes me want to love you more and more, Jackie. What you did for me is something Eddy never did for me.
 * Jackie: And how. Those Kanker Sisters are like...the ANTI-Powerpuff Girls. *then Jackie slowly tears up feeling hurt from the Kankers nasty remarks about her mole-like birthmarks on her neck since birth*
 * Edd (worried): What's wrong Turtledove? Why so stunned and sad? *rubs Jackie's back and rubs her, and shushes her calmly* What's troubling you, dear? I can help you, and it can be confidential between us.
 * Jackie (sadly / softly): Okay, Edd. I'll tell you. *sadly sighs* When I was born, I was born with these mole-like birthmarks. They stuck to me ever since. People in school used to tease me and bully me for my birthmarks. I try to ignore the teasing and the bullying every time they did it. But when I left school completely, taking place on this day when I was insulted right in front of you, my boyfriend.... *sad gasps*... I couldn't hold in my heartbroken feelings any longer.... *sad gasps* And I was extremely frightened that you would think different of me and think my birthmarks are disgusting and ugly, and I'm afraid that you would dump me for that. *sniffles sadly* *voice cracks in the end* *tears trickle more from her face as she looks at Edd*
 * Edd (while wrapping his arm around a poor emotionally stunned Jackie): Awwww.... please don't cry, Jackie please cast away those melancholy blues. I never knew you were actually born with those birthmarks until you just told me. The Kanker sisters were COMPLETELY wrong to insult you for something you were born with, and they were worse to try and make me think different of you for the way you look. I felt really bad that you were bullied for such lovable birthmarks of yours, and they shouldn't have judged you before they got to REALLY know you. I love you for YOU, and not judge you by the way you look. I'll always be by your side, and nobody will bully you under any circumstance under my watch. You have nothing to worry about, Turtledove.
 * Jackie (in tears): Thank you, sweetie. Y-Y-You don't think my mole-like birthmarks are hideous and disgusting, right? *sniffles*
 * Edd (kindly): No... not at all, Turtledove. I think your birthmarks are beautiful, lovable, and intriguing. Your birthmarks make you more special to me than ever before. Your signature iconic birthmarks are what makes you special to me and everyone. And no one will EVER make me think different about your iconic beauty.... I love you for who you are. *voice cracks at the end*
 * Jackie (in tears):*sniffles tearfully happy, and hugs Edd tightly and kisses him on the cheek, healing Edd once again from the Kankers' seductive kisses*
 * Edd (calmly): "blushes at her healing kiss*
 * Jackie (in tears): *yawns*
 * Edd (kindly): Are you feeling groggy, Turtledove?
 * Jackie (in tears): Yes I am, sweetie. Today's stress with the evil, seductive Kanker Sisters and saving your life from them really tired me out.
 * Edd (calmly / kindly): I think you REALLY do deserve a nice rest after hearing my problems with the Kanker sisters and saving my life from their seductive clutches, Turtledove. Would you fancy to rest your precious head on my heart so my heartbeat can massage your kind-hearted soul of relief from the evil Kankers while taking your peaceful nap?
 * Jackie (tears / calmly): Of course I will, Double-D. *voice cracks in the end* You are a TRUE sweetheart. *kisses Edd on the lips*
 * Edd (kindly): *blushes* (in his mind / during the kiss) Jackie's kiss..... she's healing me from the dreaded, revolting Kanker lip taste. Her lips are like... HEAVEN..... *voice cracks in the end*
 * Jackie (in tears): *after the kiss, Jackie lays her head rest on Edd's heart, and Edd warmly rubs her*
 * Edd (calmly / kindly): Pardon me, Turtledove? Would you fancy me singing a calm lullaby to you to help you sleep, if you don't mind?
 * Jackie (in tears / calmly): Of course you can, sweetie. *voice cracks in the end* I love a good lullaby from a kind-hearted, honest boy like you. *voice cracks in the end*
 * Edd (calmly / kindly / while rubbing Jackie): Thank you, Turtledove. *calm sigh* You know what father used to sing me to sleep when I was a miniature infant?
 * Jackie (in tears / calmly): What song would that be, sweetie? *voice cracks in the end*
 * Edd (calmly / kindly): It's about a peaceful, calm, heavenly place I want us to visit for our date sometime.
 * Jackie (in tears / kindly): You mean.... C-C-C-Cumberland Gap? *voice cracks in the end*
 * Edd (calmly . kindly): Absolutely, my dear. *intro to "Cumberland Gap plays* A beautiful place you'll dearly love. *voice cracks in the end*
 * Jackie (in tears) *tearfully sniffles and gives a spiritual smile then slowly closes her eyes and sleeps*
 * Edd (softly): *sings "Cumberland Gap" while warmly rubbing Jackie (resting her head on Edd's heart, tearfully napping on him* *after the song, Edd slowly kisses a sleeping Jackie on her head, and the episode ends*

Trivia

 * This is the first time Jackie encounters the Kanker Sisters.
 * The song "Cumberland Gap" Edd sings to Jackie, will be the version from the Shining Time Station" episode, "Washout".

Plot

 * Edd was invited to Jackie's house (where she lived on her own while her parents and younger brother, Zachary lived down the lane by the Candy Store and Juliet worked on the New York Central Railroad). It was his first time at her house. As Edd rings the doorbell, he overheard Maggie barking and running to the door. Double-D was scared of Maggie. Jackie hurried and picked Maggie and began quieting her down by cuddling with her and shushing her calmly, so Maggie don't scare Edd more. The 3 went to Jackie's bedroom so Jackie (holding Maggie) can help Edd with Maggie. Edd remained frightened of Maggie, remembering his past experience with a dog before. (the dog that bit his sock and attacked him in the EENE episode, "Read All About Ed". On Jackie's bed, he confessed to Jackie (holding Maggie) WHY he was afraid of dogs, and Jackie began encouraging him to not be afraid of Maggie and that she is a very friendly dog that loves him. Mr. Conductor appears, talks to Maggie to help Edd feel comfortable, and tells stories about animals on the Island Of Sodor to help Edd understand. After the last story, Jackie let Maggie cuddle with him, curing Edd's fear, and soon, Edd wasn't scared of Maggie anymore. Mr. Conductor magically gave Edd and Jackie the ability to understand dog language so they would easily conversate, and understand Maggie. Jackie impresses Edd by singing Maggie to sleep with "Angel".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Cow On The Line (George Carlin)
 * 2) Harold & The Flying Horse (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Toby Had A Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Gordon and the Gremlin (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Percy Gets It Right (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Angel (performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins with Edd arriving at Jackie's with a bouquet of flowers)
 * Edd: Alright. Stay calm. It's your first day at her house and it's only you and her alone at that. Jackie must be VERY independent for her folks to let her have her own house. Ignore the butterflies in your stomach. Have courage! Courage, Eddward! *clears throat, and rings the doorbell*
 * Jackie (voice only): Please come in, Double-D!
 * Edd (panicky): Coming, Turtledo--! *suddenly hears a dog happily barking inside the house* Oh dear! Tell me that isn't-! *opens the door slowly, and shrieks (as he did in the "Ed Edd n Eddy" episode, "Ready, Set, Ed!") as he saw the little dog barking and panting at him*
 * Edd (scared / stuttering / as the dog continued to bark and pant at him): J-J-Jackie! I-I-I'm uncomfortable at the m-m-m-moment! *the dog continues to bark and pant happily at him*
 * Jackie: *gasps and runs* (while running): No, no, no, no, Mags! Mags! *picks her up, pets her and cuddles with her to quiet her down* Shhh... Calm down, girl--. Maggie attempts to bark again, but Jackie shushes her calmly as she hugs her* Shhh.... Maggie, please don't scare him, he's shy.
 * Edd: (sighs with relief like he did in the EENE episode, "A Glass of Warm Ed")
 * Jackie: Oh! I'm so sorry, dear. I'm sure she didn't mean to scare you. This is my dog, Maggie. Me and my family had her for years. She is the sweetest, cutest little dog!
 * Edd (nervously after the dog's wild state): Yes...well...I bought these just for you. (presents the bouquet which had been ruined due to Maggie making Edd get shook up) Oh dear!
 * Jackie: Oh, Eddward! Ruined or not, it's still gentleman-like of you to bring me flowers and I'm sure they're beautiful either way! Maggie was just so excited to meet you, but got you so nervous. Anyway, I think she needs me to hold her right now. Let's go up to my room so I can help you with her.
 * Edd (nervously): I'd be delighted...
 * (In Jackie's room, the couple sat on Jackie's bed with Jackie still holding Maggie)
 * Jackie: (feeds Maggie a small dog treat) Oh, good girl! Good girl, Maggie! Would you like to pet her, Eddward?
 * (Edd shaking nervously)
 * Jackie: Eddward, are you all right? You've been awfully jumpy ever since you came over.
 * Edd (confessing tone/in tears): Oh, Turtledove! I can't lie to you! Ever since my misfortune with a dog, I've been petrified of them! [sobs]
 * [scene flashes back to the EENE episode, "Read All About Ed" but in black and white]
 * Edd [narrating]: Ed and I were delivering an excessive number of newspapers, thanks to Eddy who instead of working hard was hardly working, when I heard Ed in trouble.
 * Ed (voice only): Help! I'm stuck!
 * Edd: Huh? (puts his hand up to his ear and runs to where Ed was)
 * (Scene shows Ed hanging from the fence door as Edd runs into the yard, unintentionally slamming him into the fence where he hung from the door on his pants.)
 * Edd: Ed! Where are you? [A growling noise is heard] Huh? [He looks down and gasps in horror to find there is a small dog at his feet.] Shoo. Shoo shoo. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo. [In unison, the dog sniffs at his foot. The dog opens his mouth EXCESSIVELY wide and chomps down on Edd's sock.] Oh dear! Not my socks! [hysterical] Get off, off! Off! Off! [in unison, the dog squeaked and squealed as Edd tried to shake it off]
 * (Edd tries to fight the dog off as Ed tries to get down from the fence)
 * (Scene then shows Edd wounded after being attacked by the dog)
 * Edd [narrating over the inaudible footage]: How mortifying!
 * (Scene flashes us back to Jackie's bedroom)
 * Jackie (worried): Oh, Eddward! You can't let one bad experience scare you away from ALL dogs. Nazz actually even told me once that dog actually bit one of its owners and they had to call my friend, Cesar Millan (from "The Dog Whisperer") to help it with its aggressive behavior and cure it's aggression with special therapy.
 * Edd: That's good news, but I'm afraid it doesn't lift my fear of dogs! I was even afraid of GINNY'S dog in Shining Time Station, and Eddy jeered me all day long for my fear of that said dog and all of canine-kind! (in reference to the "Ed, Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition" wiki) *sadly sniffles*
 * Jackie (kindly): Oh, but Eddward, Maggie's a very friendly dog. The way she was barking so excitedly was a way of showing she loves you.
 * Edd: I certainly hope you're right, dear. *sad gasp*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a rain coat, hat and galoshes, holding a mud pie and waves to Edd, Jackie and Maggie.)
 * Jackie: Oh, hi, Mr. Conductor. Meet my family dog, Maggie. (she gets up from her bed to bring Maggie closer to Mr. Conductor)
 * (Mr. Conductor and Maggie bark at each other)
 * Mr. Conductor: She's a friendly one too!
 * Edd: Goodness, Mr. Conductor! You look as though you've stepped in a mud puddle!
 * Mr. Conductor: It was more like the mud puddle stepped on me! Anyone care for a mud pie? (holds up the very mud pie)
 * Edd: How unsanitary!
 * Jackie: No thank you, Mr. Conductor.
 * (Maggie licks mud off Mr. Conductor's rain coat)
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you! That was very helpful!
 * Edd: Dogs rather like you, Mr. Conductor. I only wish I was comfortable around dogs.
 * Mr. Conductor: Having troubles, Edd?
 * Jackie: Poor Eddward's been afraid of dogs ever since that vicious little dog bit and attacked him.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh dear. Cheer up, Edd. Sometimes dogs and animals alike are more afraid of you than you are of them. Even engines are frightened of animals sometimes. Like the time when Gordon and Henry were embarrassed because they believed in all their bragging about themselves. But I suppose no one wants to hear about that.
 * Edd: Do tell, Mr. Conductor. Surely, Gordon and Henry would understand what I'm going through if not for their big egos.
 * Jackie: I think Maggie would love to hear that story too.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, what are waiting for?! (blows whistle and "A Cow on the Line" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Percy Gets It Right")
 * Mr. Conductor: So after Thomas was rescued, Sir. Topham Hatt and the engines learned to listen to Percy's warnings and not to be too busy with themselves. Wouldn't you agree?
 * Maggie: *barks at Conductor* *Edd gets startled and shakes at Maggie's every bark*
 * Mr. Conductor: What was that?
 * Maggie: *barks at Mr. Conductor*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, why didn't you tell him that?
 * Edd (shaking): I should've remembered that you understood dog, Mr. Conductor. *Jackie rubs him on the shoulder to stop him from shaking in fear*
 * Mr. Conductor: I do! I speak every language from elephant to parakeet. You have to be careful with parakeets. They try to bend the truth, trying to make what they say rhyme.
 * Jackie (calmly): You see Double-D, you being afraid of Maggie all because of an incident with a nasty dog in the past, will only hurt yourself deep inside. Maggie doesn't want you be afraid of her. She wants to be your best friend. She is a timid and sensitive dog who doesn't like to bite or growl. All she wants is tender, love, and care, and she knows that you are a kind and honest, loving person, and she never wants to bite or growl at you. She LOVES you. She really wants to show you how much a dog is a man and woman's best friend. Please warm up to Maggie, sweetie..... for me.
 * Maggie: *pants happily at Edd gives him a cute look and a cute squeaky-whine*
 * Edd (little-by-little overcoming his fear of Maggie / in nervous tears): O-o-okay. I w-w-will do it for you, Jackie. A-A-And for M-M-Maggie. *sighs deeply and bravely* Because I refuse to have my phobia of canines keep me away from your dog, Maggie, and I can't be like this for eternity. I shan't let Maggie and you down, Jackie.
 * Jackie (calmly): Atta boy, sweetie. Would you like to hold her and give her a few cuddles? This will help you WELL with her. I guarantee it.
 * Edd (little-by-little overcoming his fear of Maggie / in nervous tears): S-S-Sure, my sweet one. *Jackie gives Edd Maggie slowly*
 * Edd (bravely / slowly warming up to Maggie / as he tries to cuddle with her despite his nerves): S-S-Salutions, M-M-Maggie. My n-n-name is Eddward, Double-D. I am in DESPERATE need of you to help me warm up to canines and especially a cute little Pomeranian dog like you. *begins to slowly cuddle with her*
 * Maggie: *kisses/licks Edd on the cheek, then nuzzles him and purrs in Edd's arms, then pants happily as Edd hugs her*
 * Edd (now feeling comfortable with Maggie / as she pants happily in his arms and licks him / with tears in his eyes): My... sh-sh-she IS very friendly, Jackie. Never in my whole life had a canine lick me and pant happily in my arms. *Maggie licks his face cutely*
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): See, Double-D? Maggie's a good dog, and she doesn't bite you. She LOVES you.
 * Edd (while cuddling with Maggie): You were right all along, Jackie. Now I see that canines ARE a man and woman's best friend, all thanks to you and little Maggie. (to Maggie / cutely) Do you agree, Maggie?
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *barks and pants at Edd happily and licks him cutely, and Edd giggles, overcoming his fear of dogs*
 * Edd (cutely / while cuddling with Maggie, and tickling Maggie's neck with his index finger): Oh, you are such a good girl, Maggie. Yes you are... Yes you are.... did you just kiss my finger? Yes you did... Yes you did....
 * Mr. Conductor: If you like, Edd, I can help you and Jackie understand her language. Don't worry, Maggie understands English from humans, too.
 * Edd (cuddling with Maggie): How do you do that, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Easy. *raises his hand, and magically gives Edd and Jackie the permanent ability to understand dog, then Mr. Conductor disappears*
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *barks at Edd*
 * Edd (holding Maggie): You DO love me, Maggie? You WERE trying to help my fear of dogs?
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *barks at Edd*
 * Edd (while holding Maggie): *giggles* I am GLAD you knew about that dog that attacked me. He was a nasty one.
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *barks at Edd*
 * Edd (while holding Maggie): My! That miniature canine (the one that bit him in the EENE episode, "Read All About Ed!") had no right to bully you in the shelter when you were a little puppy before your mommy, Jackie came to take you home. You must have been relieved when Jackie adopted you and don't have to deal with that little meanie anymore.
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *barks at Edd*
 * Edd (while holding Maggie): Awwwww.... Bless you, Maggie. Thanks to you and Jackie, I'm no longer petrified of canines anymore. You are a sweet little dog, and now a great loyal friend like your mommy (referring to Jackie). *kisses Maggie on the head*
 * Jackie (watching in awe): Awwww..... *blushes cutely*
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *yawns*
 * Edd (while holding Maggie): Awwww.... are you tired, Maggie?
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *gives tired bark*
 * Jackie (calmly / as she slowly takes her from Edd): Guess it's your naptime, sweetie. *kisses Maggie*
 * Edd (calmly / confessing): Jackie, *takes deep breath* I really want to take this moment to thank you SO MUCH for having your cute little Pomeranian dog, Maggie help me handle and cure my phobia of canines, and now, I am no longer afraid of Maggie or ANY canine. You heal me like an angel, and I am BLESSED to have you as a TRUE best friend and girlfriend.
 * Jackie (calmly / while holding Maggie): Awwww.... you're very welcome, Edd. And you are so sweet.
 * Edd (blushing): Bless you, Jackie.
 * Jackie (while holding Maggie): *in unison, the intro to "Angel" plays in the background* You know what I do to Maggie to put her to sleep?
 * Edd: What do you do, sweetheart?
 * Jackie (while holding Maggie): I cuddle with her, and sing her to sleep. *begins singing "Angel and proceeds in the song*
 * Edd (in his thoughts / calmly / as Jackie was singing Maggie to sleep): I have a feeling.... that Jackie IS the one to take me away from my fears and troubles and NO ONE can replace her. She is a TRUE angel, and she spread out her wings for me.
 * (in the last verse of "Angel" the scene fades into the end credits, and the songs ends as well as the episode)

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Jackie's dog, Maggie to the series.
 * This episode is dedicated in loving memory of Steve Irwin "The Crocodile Hunter" (1962-2006)

Plot

 * Timmy, The Eds, Jackie, Bart, Lisa, The Powerpuff Girls, Mac, Bloo, The Chalkzone Gang, Cow and Chicken are at the Big River Raceway (Team Fastex's Home Track) and Team Fastex Headquarters (located at the same track). where they are in NASCAR Team Fastex School, taught by their teachers (and drivers) Mark "Charger" McCutchen, Steve "Flyer" Sharp, Carlos "Stunts" Rey, Megan "Spitfire" Fassler, and the crew members, Douglas "Duck" Dunaka, Cooch Lugnut, Miles McCutchen (Charger's 11 year old brother who helps Duck in the Fastex garage and the pits), The team owner, Jack Fassler and his wife Libby Fassler whom they made friends with when they started a while back. During important school tasks taught from classwork, Bart and Chicken drive recklessly against each other inside the Team Fastex Training Simulators, Cow was butchering the mechanics in the racecars (same sequence as seen in the "NASCAR Racers" episode "Duck Out Of The Way" when Miles was butchering the cars' mechanics) and Bloo, Eddy and Ed make games out of their paintwork by making silly paint schemes out of the Team Fastex cars. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about engines being busy, lazy and silly with their work.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Jack Jumps In (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) A Friend in Need (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Daisy (George Carlin)
 * 5) One Good Turn (George Carlin)

Song

 * The Last Note Of Freedom (from "Days Of Thunder" / Played By David Coverdale via intercom while our heroes race each other)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Jack Fassler scolding the slackers, and Timmy, Lisa, the Powerpuff Girls, Timmy Turner, the Chalkzone Gang, Mac, and Edd practicing on the track as a privilege by Jack Fassler, preparing for the NASCAR Winston Cup Series auditions which they were chosen to be in)
 * Jack Fassler: Your other friends might have worked really hard, but I didn't see "Team Fastex" out of YOU guys today. All I saw was nothing but chaos, and that's why I didn't send you slackers on the track to practice for your driving exams and time trials that will be run later today after lunch.
 * Flyer: You should all be ashamed of yourselves. That's not what Team Fastex is all about.
 * Stunts: Yeah, you didn't install my left-rear tire in properly, chica. (referring to Cow)
 * Charger: And I DEFINITELY didn't like the reckless driving from you, Chicken and Bart! *car races by in the distance in unison*
 * Spitfire: And you 2 Eds along with your blue blob friend butchered a lot of our backup cars' paint schemes. That is not what paintwork is about.
 * Duck: You even spray-painted my tool-kit and duct tape. Now I had to get another roll of duct tape!
 * Bart: But Jack, Chicken made us do it!
 * Chicken: Why me?! *car races by in the distance in unison*
 * Jack: *in unison, one of the cars is heard racing by in the distance* It doesn't matter who started it. What you shouldn't have done was wreck each other like REXCOR drivers, and I won't have dirty drivers on my team. You were lucky those weren't the actual exams, because if they were, your teachers would give you failing grades.
 * *Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Mr. Conductor: The team is right guys, and no work gets done when people are silly, lazy, and careless about their work, especially when you are in school, training to be famous NASCAR drivers in future. After all, James and Percy already had their fair share of slacking off and being silly once before.
 * Bloo (to himself): HMPH! I bet Sir. Topham Hatt gave James and Percy failing grades!
 * Ed: What happened to the little choo-choo?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you the story. (blows whistle and "Percy and the Signal" begins)

Quote 2

 * Jack Fassler (with Bart, Ed, and Bloo): The Team Fastex hauler has one of the most advanced communication systems in the world. My daughter Megan designed it herself. *scene cuts to the hauler locker room* The ready room is a home away from home for the team. Everything a driver needs.
 * Bloo (excited): Like what?! Like what?! I wanna see! Lemme see!!! *opens the locker, and his #31 LOWE'S Chevrolet racing suit springs out at him* *exclaims as his racing suit knocks him down* *growls* Hey, you piece of fabricated junk! What's the big idea?!!!! HMPH!
 * Jack: *chuckles* The lockers are spring loaded (in unison), *Bart and Ed get their racing suits from their spring-loaded lockers* so you can change racing suits in a hurry.
 * Ed (stupidly): Got it, Fassler! Good for me!!! Ooh! Can we wear these to fight of the zombies in "Attack Of The Zombie Brain-Munchers"?!
 * Bart: *pause* Anyway... so Mr. Fassler, when do we drive our machines from after we graduate?
 * Jack Fassler: Sooner than you think. *walks away, but as he does so, the floor shakes*
 * Bloo: Hey! What's goin' on?!
 * Ed: Is the floor coming to life like in the movie, "The 6 Floors of Hades"?!!!
 * Bloo: No, it ain't THAT you lummox! What is this?!
 * Bart: The real deal man.... in unison, a stock-car racing by is heard* *scene cuts to Bart, Bloo, and Ed running out of the hauler, the other people racing, then to Jack, Ed, Bart, and Bloo on pit-road*
 * Jack: You think you're good enough to beat NASCAR veterans in future? *stock-car racing by is heard*

Trivia

 * Team Fastex from NASCAR Racers debut in the series.

Plot

 * Bubbles ditched Boomer because he was trying to manipulate her to wreak havoc for everyone. She went over to Timmy's where Timmy was lying on his bed sad that Trixie wouldn't go out with him and realizing he didn't have any friends that were girls when he was a school boy. The two discussed their problems with Boomer and Trixie and helped heal each others' mental wounds. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about how engines got along and helped each other out. In the end, Bubbles became Timmy's best friend, girlfriend and they bonded very well with each other.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Make Someone Happy (repeat)
 * 2) Thomas' Trusty Friends
 * 3) Peace and Quiet
 * 4) Bulgy Rides Again
 * 5) Percy's Predicament (repeat)

Song

 * La Donna È Mobile (performed by Timmy Turner)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Bubbles soaring through the air sobbing)
 * Bubbles (tears in her eyes): Stupid boy! I can't believe I let him trick me...!!! (sobs as she continued to soar through the air)
 * (Scene then goes to Timmy on his bed in his room with his iPhone)
 * Timmy (texting): Trixie...will...you...go...out...with...me? (sends text)
 * (Then Timmy got a text in response)
 * Timmy (reading): See below the photo of my hand, please talk to it. (scrolls to the very picture Of Trixie's "thumbs down" as seen in the FOP episode, "Movie Magic")
 * Timmy: Aw, man! Trixie just doesn't want me! That's the eighth time this week I've asked her out and she shunned me out again!
 * (Just then, he saw Bubbles floating in the air outside his window crying)
 * (Timmy opens his window)
 * Timmy: Bubbles?
 * Bubbles (in tears): Oh...hi, Timmy! (sad gasping)
 * Timmy: What's wrong, Bubbles? Please, fly right in.
 * (Bubbles floated in through the window continuing to gasp sadly)
 * Timmy: What happened, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles (tears in her eyes): *sniffles* I...I was just with Boomer.
 * Timmy: You mean that evil dude version of yourself? Why were you with him when he's a total bad guy?!
 * Bubbles (tears in her eyes): I know...but *sniffles* he...he said he wanted to be friends, be boyfriend and girlfriend even! And fight crime in Townsville, but he was a big stinker and tricked me to create havoc! *cries*
 * Timmy: *gasp* What kind of havoc?!
 * Bubbles (tears in her eyes): He...he convinced me that the same puppy, kitty and bunny (from the PPG episode, Sweet 'N' Sour) that made the Townsville citizens turn on us, had returned and he had me attack the Veterinarian's hospital he said they were at! I accidentally hurt poor innocent people AND animals! (cries)
 * Timmy: *gasps* That jerk! I hope he and his two brothers are arrested for life! (suddenly tears up and sadly gasps too)
 * Bubbles: What's wrong, Timmy?
 * Timmy: It's Trixie again, Bubbles! I asked her out for the eighth time this week, but she shunned me out AGAIN! Why won't Trixie go out with me?! (sobs)
 * Bubbles: Oh, Timmy, you must be so sad. I'm very sorry Trixie won't go out with you.
 * Timmy: Thanks, Bubbles. You're very nice and understanding. I know how you feel. That Boomer was a jerk to mess with your heart like that!
 * Bubbles: And to think I thought he was cute! (referring to having said so in the PPG episode, "The Boys Are Back In Town")
 * Timmy: In fact, thinking about it...I never had any girls that were friends at my old school! ...Except for Tootie.
 * Tootie (voice only): I love you, Timmy!
 * (Timmy shuts his window)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Timmy, Bubbles.
 * Timmy and Bubbles (sad): Hi, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, I must have the wrong location. Is this Timmy's house, or World Headquarters for the I.M.S?
 * Timmy: What's the I.M.S?
 * Mr. Conductor: The International Mopey Society. What's wrong, you two?
 * Bubbles (with tears in her eyes): We're sad because Boomer tricked me into causing havoc and Trixie doesn't like Timmy!
 * Timmy: LIKE ME, LIKE ME, you mean.... even since day one, Trixie's always been shunning me out or having Chad and Tad upstage me or that big security guard hurl me into the trash cans at school!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh dear.
 * Bubbles: *gasp* That's horrible! They shouldn't do things like that to a sweet boy like you, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Aw, thanks, Bubbles. And Boomer shouldn't mess with your heart the way he did.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you know, you two are doing a fine job reassuring each other. It's just what friends do. Doesn't it sort of remind you of the time James helped cheer up Mrs. Kyndley over on the Island of Sodor?
 * Bubbles: It does! It does remind me of when James helped cheer up the sweet Kyndley lady, Mr. Conductor! Please tell me it again! Please?!
 * Timmy: Yeah and I could use a story after a hard day I've had.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then, what are we waiting for? (blows whistle and "Make Someone Happy" begins)

Quote 2

 * Timmy: I guess fate doesn't want me and Trixie or any girl together except Tootie.
 * Bubbles: Aww...don't feel sad, Timmy. I think Trixie is a little similar to Boomer, and the other girls don't know what they are doing.
 * Timmy: *sad sigh* I guess you're right, Bubbles. Trixie really is a big stinker. *sad gasps and tears up*
 * Bubbles: Awwww... don't cry, Timmy. Look on the bright side, you became great friends with Jackie, Penny, my sisters and many other girls. If you like... *puts her fingerless hand on Timmy's shoulder* I'll be your girlfriend.
 * Timmy: Really? You mean it?!
 * Bubbles: *giggles* Of course, Timmy!
 * (Both hug and both giggle and chuckle)
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm very proud of you, Bubbles for soothing Timmy's hurt feelings. *looks at his watch* Oh! I must be going to Leaky Park to fix some leaks. Get it? Leaky Park? Bye! *disappears*
 * Timmy and Bubbles: Bye, Mr. Conductor.
 * Timmy: You know Bubbles, ever since I first met you, I-I-I kinda had a crush on you.
 * Bubbles: You did?
 * Timmy (nervously): Y-Y-Yes.
 * Bubbles: To tell you the truth, Timmy. I also had a crush on you because you were so nice and cute, and I always wished that I was your girlfriend.
 * Timmy: (soft gasp) No way! You're the first sane girl who has ever liked me. You're beautiful, but your sweet and caring nature for others is something Trixie can never buy with all her money!
 * Bubbles: (happy gasp) That's the sweetest and most beautiful thing anyone's every said to me!!!! Let me return the favor...Your heart of all that's good is something Boomer can never steal.
 * Timmy: Wow. Good one, Bubbles. And plus, I knew you loved Luciano Pavarotti as well as I did (referring to him mentioning the famous Italian tenor in "Octi-Lost in Despair")
 * Bubbles: (in unison, intro to "La Donna È Mobile" from the opera "Rigoletto" plays): Pavarotti IS the greatest, and he loves women just as much as you love girls your age.
 * Timmy: Well, my Bubbly Bunny. What the maestro Pavarotti thinks about girls and women alike is what I think of you. (Singing) La Donna È Mobile, qual piuma al vento.... (Woman is fickle, like a feather on the wind).... *continues singing "La Donna È Mobile"*
 * (at the end of song)
 * Timmy: (singing) È....(crescendo)... di, pensìer...!!!! (in her thoughts....!!!!) *song ends*
 * Bubbles: *happily spreads her arms out to hug Timmy and hugs him, she and Timmy cuddle and episode ends*

Plot

 * No one is in the cul-de-sac, but Ed, Edd, and Eddy due to the rest of the cul-de-sac kids went to a New York Yankees baseball game. The night prior, Ed sleepwalks, and eats everyone's food. Edd finds this out and goes door-to-door (except Jackie, who had spent the night at her cousin Karen's house) asks for food, but no one is present to serve him. Then Edd hears Eddy calling for customers (same quotes as he did in the EENE episode, "Laugh, Ed, Laugh") for "Ed Burgers". Unaware that it was a scam, Edd buys an "Ed Burger" from Eddy (after Ed show him the "specialty after reading a cue-card", show them our specialty, Lumpy!"). Eddy and Ed manage to escape to the Candy Store. Edd takes a bite and spits in disgust after finding out the "Ed Burgers" were REALLY cardboard for the beef, manure for the chili, crayon for cheese, poor roses for tomatoes, and weeds for the lettuce. When Ed and Eddy return in dismay that the candy store was being renovated, an angry Eddy REFUSED real food for Edd when he went to his house to ask him for food, and kicks him out of his house (as he did in the EENE episode, "Cleanliness Is Next To Edness"), but keeps Ed in the house to eat, instead. Edd struggles badly for food. Mr. Conductor appears and tells Edd that the kids went to Opening Day at Yankee Stadium (Yankees vs. Boston Red Sox). Edd tells him about Ed eatwalking again, being scammed with the "Ed Burgers" scam, and him struggling to find food. Mr. Conductor feels terrible for Edd and offers him cookies (from the STS episode, "Billy's Party"), but they were unfortunately too small to coat Edd's unbearable growling stomach and weakening body. Mr. Conductor then tells stories about engines and food experiences on the Island Of Sodor. After the last story, Mr. Conductor tries to calm Edd down and encourage him that someone would come and feed him in time. Edd sadly doubts him but still believes him. After Mr. Conductor leaves to help the refreshment lady on Sodor, Edd sadly and hungry sits on the sidewalk, then crawls weakly in the baking-hot sun for food and water. A half hour went by, and Edd was STILL not fed, and Edd began to cry. Suddenly, Jackie and Maggie returns from visiting Karen, carrying TONS of groceries. She sees a starving Edd and asks what is the matter. Edd tells Jackie and Maggie EVERYTHING. They both felt TERRIBLE for Edd and gave him a big hug and cried. Jackie bravely offered Edd to come to her house so she can FEED him. Edd was DELIGHTED and Jackie and Maggie took Edd inside. Jackie cooked Edd a SMORGASBORD (pancakes, eggs, steak, French Toast, fruit, vegetables and much more) to help him gain back his strength and spirits. Edd thanked Jackie BIG TIME for feeding him, and that Eddy never did anything like THAT for him. Edd feels bad remembering the first time Ed's eatwalking happened, and he told Jackie and Maggie about it. They both feel bad for him and sorted out his problem. Then Jackie gave him a special treat... a JAWBREAKER. She fed Edd the jawbreaker, told him that he DESERVED it and not Eddy, and kissed him on the cheek. As Edd sucked happily on the jawbreaker, Jackie sang "Pure Imagination".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes to Breakfast (George Carlin)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) The Refreshment Lady's Stand (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Pure Imagination (Cover by Jackie Evancho)

Quotes

 * (episode opens in Edd's bedroom at night with Edd sleeping as he did in the EENE episode, "A Glass Of Warm Ed")
 * *door squeaking open and slamming shut, and crashing and breaking is heard from Edd's kitchen*
 * Edd (scared): *gasps in worry and shivers as the noises continue, takes his cactus, Jim and tiptoes downstairs, then gasps in horror as he sees Ed (not knowing it was him) in bare feet eating frankfurters from his refrigerator*
 * Edd (worried / softly): Oh, dear! An intruder! Eating all the food out of my refrigerator.... IN BARE FEET! (voice only) So unsanitary! *tiptoes to the refigerator, but stops in fear as the wind bursts his window open* I'VE GOT A CACTUS! *sighs in relief, then looks at one of the refrigerator crispers, and shudders in fear, his eyes bulge and he sweats as his hand went towards the crisper drawer and as he touches it, he opens the door and screams but stops as it was revealed to be Ed* Ed....? You practically scared me out of my one-size-fitz-all pajamas! Do you know what time it is?
 * Ed (sleepy): *tiredly moans, belches, and stuffs every pickle from Ed's pickle jar in his mouth, as he resumed chewing on the frankfurters*
 * Edd (conerned): Um.... Ed? *Ed gets closer to Edd* (threating Ed with his cactus, Jim) D-Don't make me use this! *Ed eats part of the cactus* You ate Jim! Ed, Can't I have feeling just as you--? *gasp as his lips quiver in fright* *as Edd was leaving with Edd's food* Hold it right there, Mr. Ed! Stop! Where are you going with all my food?! Ed, they'll spoil! *Ed takes Edd's cactus from him and leaves with Edd's food* Ed come back here (voice only) and close this refrigerator door! *Ed breaks one of the wooden boards of the fence* ED!!!! *sad sighs* I'd rather not be part of this fiasco again. Eddy will only make it worse instead of stopping Ed. *sadly goes back to Edd, scene cuts to the morning (rooster crows in the background*Edd wakes up with an excessively growling stomach* *moans* I am so hungry....  (as he limped and crawled in starvation) need food.... H2O.... no food.... in refrigerator.... *pants and moans in hunger*
 * Eddy (voice only): Ed Burgers! Fresh patties! Cheap prices!
 * Edd (with his stomach grumbling): Perhaps Eddy could fill my poor stomach. *scene cuts to the "Ed Burgers" stand*
 * Eddy: Real cheap Ed Burgers! Only 25 cents! Get your Ed Burgers here! No one should beat our prices at Ed Burgers! Get your burgers here at Ed Burgers!
 * Edd: Good morning Eddy. And plus, when did you ever do a scam without me?
 * Eddy: Don't look at me! I didn't write this episode!
 * Ed (reading a small cue-card in his hand): Show him our specialty, Lumpy! *shows Edd a fake burger (Edd not realizing it yet)*
 * Edd: That looks very appetizing, thank you, Ed. *pays Eddy a quarter*
 * Eddy (whispering): Quick, Ed! Let's split before Sockhead finds out!
 * Ed: Find out what--?
 * Eddy: SHHHH!!!!!
 * Edd (as Eddy and Ed secretly leave for the candy store): Well, this is it. At least I still got food to nurture me for the day thanks to Eddy's scam, despite I never constructed it for him. *bites into the fake burger, chews it, stops, then spits it out of disgust* This is HORRENDOUS! Cardboard for the beef, bovine manure for the chili, orange crayon for cheese, undead roses for the tomatoes, and weeds for the lettuce between 2 potato rolls?! I have been SCAMMED! SCAMMED for the first time in my ENTIRE life! *sad sigh* Now I have to really search for food from the kids in the cul-de-sac! *knocks on every door (except Jackie), begs for food, but gets no answer*
 * Edd (sadly / weakly): I'm hopeless..... No else is available at their residences today..... I n-n-need f-f-food..... H20, please.... *gasping and wheezing out of hunger, as his stomach growls excessively* *then Eddy's growling is heard*
 * Eddy: Candy store.... *mutters*.... renovating..... *muttering continues*
 * Ed: *cries following Eddy to his house* *scene cuts to Eddy's house in his kitchen*
 * Eddy (angrily): Great! We only have 4 eggs, and not enough to fill my belly with my famous omelettes!
 * Ed (with a mouthful of Chunky Puffs): And I found Eddy's last box of Chunky Puffs I Ed, forgot to eat last night.
 * Eddy (angrily): Candy store.... closed.... renovating.... *mutters while cooking his eggs with excessive amount of salt*
 * Edd (politely / weakly) Pardon me, Eddy? You happen to share your omelette with me? I need food and H20 to live.
 * Eddy (angrily): Get your own, Sockhead! I ain't sharin'! It's MY omlette!
 * Edd: But Eddy, I need to live! Think of the life you could save--!
 * Eddy (angrily): *in unison to Edd speaking, he shudders violently and he turns red as a beet* *scene cuts to outside, where Eddy sent Edd flying out of his house (Edd screams in unison)* HMPH! Windbag! *slams his door shut*
 * Edd (sadly / weakly / hungry / with his stomach grumbling): That Eddy is so selfish..... and if I had swallowed one bit of that manure, I would have..... PERISHED..... peri-hi-hi-hished....*pants out of sadness*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Good morning, Edd! I heard the cul-de-sac left a half-hour ago to go to Opening Day at Yankee Stadium to see the New York Yankees play the Boston Red Sox! What are you doing on the sidewalk, Edd? You don't seem that strong.
 * Edd (weakly): I am glad you came, Mr. Conductor, and bless you for telling me where the other cul-de-sac kids are. *in unison to his stomach grumbling* *groans* First of all, Ed sleepwalked AGAIN for a 3rd time and ate everyone's food, leaving me with no edibles, I OF ALL PEOPLE got SCAMMED by Eddy with his "Ed Burgers" scam, as he got back in a furious rate after discovering that the Candy Store is undergoing major renovations, he REFUSED me food and any edible, and he literally THREW me out of his house like an uncaring human being and kept Ed in, while he was eating Eddy's last box of Chunky Puffs! I tried to find food and H20, but no avail! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: That is AWFUL! I KNEW Eddy would be that greedy. And I can't believe for the first time in your life, you were SCAMMED by Eddy!
 * Edd (hungry / with his stomach grumbling): It really is a horror being scammed for the first time by my own friend, and when I'm excessively hungry and need food and H2O! Now since they went to the baseball game and Jackie is still at her cousin Karen's house in the other side of town, I have no one to feed me and I'll starve..... *cries in hunger*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well it's not the end of the world, Edd. Never lose hope. You'd never know who would come to your rescue and feed you. I can sustain you a bit. (a plate of the cookies from "Billy's Party" magically appears in his hand* Try these cookies! I made them myself!
 * Edd (weakly / hungry / in tears): Bless you, Mr. Conductor. *sniffles* But I am afraid that those cookies are way too miniature to sustain me and hold me over for the rest of the day. *sniffles* *groans as his stomach rumbles*
 * Mr. Conductor (sympathetic): I deeply understand, Edd. You need food big enough for you to eat. I mean, you can't go without food.
 * Edd (hungry / with his stomach growling): *groans* Bless you Mr. Conductor. Wh-Wh-What should I do to get food? I don't know if my stomach can take it. I need food.... *groans*
 * Mr. Conductor: I certainly understand your problem, Edd. You know who would feel your pain? Thomas. He already had his fair share of food.
 * Edd (hungry / with his stomach grumbling): I'm sorry I can't follow you on that, Mr. C. I can't see Thomas struggling for hunger after Ed ate all his food.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but he DID end up in an awful mess.. (blows whistle and "Thomas Comes to Breakfast" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after "Refreshment Lady's Stand)
 * Edd (hungry / with his stomach grumbling, overheating): I feel so happy for the Refreshment Lady..... *sighs sadly, as his stomach grumbles louder* I just hope I find food in time before I die of starvation.... *moans as his stomach growls and as he overheats*
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Edd. Just stay strong, and I KNOW you will find a bite before you know it. I GUARANTEE it. *looks at his watch* I must go feed my goldfish (from the MCTT episodes, "For The Birds" and "Splish, Splash, Splosh"* at this time. Good luck finding food, Ed! Never lose hope! Bye!* *disappears in a cloud of gold dust* *scene fades to Edd (overheating gasping and wheezing in starvation) crawling and struggling for food and water*
 * Edd (while crawling and overheating / with his,stomach growling): Food..... edibles..... H20 please..... *groans and moans sadly* How am I supposed to get food and H20 with nobody around? Why does Ed have to sleepwalk and eat others' food? Why did the all of the kids in the lane have to attend a baseball game, and why does Eddy have to scam me and refuse me food? Woe is me.... *sobs as he lays on the sidewalk, face-first, while sizzling in the torrid heat, and wheezing out of hunger*
 * Jackie (after visting Karen for the night) pulls up her driveway with tons of groceries*
 * Jackie (holding Maggie): We're home, Mags! Now all we have to do is put the groceries away, so I can feed you, sweetiepie. *Maggie barks in agreement* *she shuts her car door, and opens the trunk, as she holds 2 bags of groceries, she drops them, jumps, and shrieks in horror (the way Sandy Cheeks did in the SB episode, "Tea At The Treedome") after seeing Edd (overheating) laying face-first on the sidewalk in the baking-hot sun, wheezing in sadness and hunger* *races to Edd (holding Maggie)* Edd! Edd! You okay?! Please speak to me, babe!
 * Edd (weakly/ sobbing / in hunger / overheating / with his stomach excessively grumbling / in tears) *in a sobbing / moaning way* Oh, Jackie..... Ed ate every food in the cul-de-sac, leaving me without food while the other cul-de-sac kids attend a baseball game! *sobs and wheezes in hunger*
 * Jackie (horrified / Maggie whines sadly in unison): Oh, no! That's terrible! You can't go without food, babe! Did you try asking for help anyway?
 * Edd (sadly / weakly / hungry / overheating): Please allow me to explain..... *scene transitions into the day's events beginning with the night prior when Ed ate everyone's food while sleepwalking* (narrating) I was sleeping last night peacefully, suddenly I hear Ed in my kitchen eating my food. I tried talking to him, but I found out he was sleepwalking or should I say eat-walking! He took every food in my refrigerator, a long with the rest of the cul-de-sac's food! This morning, I was struggling for food and H20, when Eddy and Ed came up with an "Ed Burger's" scam. I bought one from Eddy, but spat it out in disgust, being the burger was a FAKE! If I had swallowed the bovine manure used as the "chili", I would have PERISHED! After Ed and Eddy came back in devastation after witnessing the candy store being renovated, Eddy had only little scraps of food left. While Ed ate the last box of Chunky Puffs, Eddy l, as greedy as he is, refused me a piece of his omelette, and kicked me out of his house! I knocked on every door of the cul-de-sac, but Mr. Conductor told me about them attending a baseball game, and Mr. Conductor offered me food, cookies to be exact, but unfortunately, they were too small to even sustain me! Oh, the pain and hunger! *cries*
 * Jackie (in horror / Maggie yelps, and whines sadly for Edd / in tears): *gasps loudly in horror and puts her hands on her cheeks in horror* How c-c-c-could he?!!!! What Eddy did to you was TOTALLY uncalled for, and he could have shared his omlette with you, but instead he chose to be selfish and have him and Ed eat the rest of his last scraps of food in his house! And plus, he had NO BUSINESS scamming you for fake "Ed Burgers". You need REAL food, Edd! *pants sadly* (in her thoughts / in horror / as she panted sadly) This is HORRENDOUS! What kind of "friend" is Eddy to scam my poor Edd and refuse him food when he is the only one in the cul-de-sac that has only a little scrap of food in his house?! His abuse towards Edd is getting worse, and I am more worried for Edd than ever! He NEEDS to know the real him in time! (out loud) I can't let you perish in the torrid heat and without food nor drink.
 * Edd (sadly / weakly / sobbing / overheating): Oh Jackie.... the horror.... being scammed.... refused food and H20.... I refuse to allow myself to perish of starvation.... *sobs as he hugs Jackie and Maggie, and they both shush him calmly and Maggie licks him*
 * Jackie (bravely): Don't worry, Edd.... I will feed you! Since I bought tons of groceries, I am going to take you in MY house, take the bags of food in, put them away, and cook you a great well-deserved meal, and I can feed you and Maggie at the same time when all the food is ready.
 * Edd (weakly / sadly / heartfelt / overheating): Oh, bless you, Jackie!!!! A thousand times, bless you!!!!
 * Jackie (bravely): You're welcome, Edd! *scene fades into the kitchen with tons of food on the table, and while Maggie was eating her food from her bowl*
 * Jackie: Babe, please come in, your food's ready.
 * Edd (weakly / sadly / panting sadly as he limped to the kitchen): Coming, T-T-Turtledove.... *gasps at the site of Jackie's smorgasbord for him on the table* (amazed) My..... you cooked a whole LOT of food for me! I-I-I-It's like a BUFFET on your table! Bless you so much, Jackie! I love you!
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwwww.... thank you so much, sweetheart. I did it with all of my heart, hard work, and brave spirit, and I cooked and prepped it all with tender, love, and care for you.
 * Edd (gratefully): Bless you so much, Jackie! Now I can rebuild my strength and spirits! *says his Grace, then begins eating as the scene fades into the kitchen with empty plates (cleaned by Jackie) in the sink drainboard* Bless you much Jackie. Full stomach sure feels good and beneficial-- *belches suddenly, as his cheeks turned red with embarrassment* My apologies, Jackie.
 * Jackie (kindly): *giggles* It's okay, sweetheart. And plus, you made me giggle anyway. Plus, I am glad you enjoyed my huge buffet for you, because I couldn't let you die of starvation.
 * Edd (calmly): Thank you so much, sweetheart. *tears up and shudders in sadness*
 * Jackie (kindly / worried): What's wrong, babe? *Maggie whines in concern*
 * Edd (sadly): Well, Jackie.... a flashback just hit me like a kick in the guts.... *sniffles* Please allow me to explain. (scene fades to the events from "A Glass Of Warm Ed"* (narrating) Long ago, I was in the same situation as last night, me sleeping, and Ed eating mine and everyone else's food. I had decided to wake Eddy to try and stop Ed from eating all of the cul-de-sac's edibles and littering all over the lane. But instead of cooperating with me, Eddy decided to make it "entertainment" and watch him eat the lane's food, and Ed nearly ate Jimmy! Fortunately, Ed managed to eject Jimmy from his mouth and move on to the next residence. The lane went hungry the next morning, and I was forced by Eddy to participate in an "Ed's Mart" scam using Ed's digestive system for the "groceries"! Eventually, the kids found out as they ate their digested food, and managed to pummel us, ruining the scam, and I got worse of the beating, despite it wasn't my fault! *cries (as he did in "Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show")* *scene fades back to Edd, Jackie, and Maggie in Jackie's kitchen*
 * Jackie (worried/ softly): *Maggie whines sadly, feeling bad for Edd in unison* Oh my, God..... *gives him a warm hug and nuzzles his cheek in worry* First of all, Eddy shouldn't have made it "entertainment" to witness Ed eatwalking in the cul-de-sac, second, Ed's parents should have barred and well-secured the doors and escape hatch tightly so Ed wouldn't have escaped to eatwalk around the cul-de-sac, and third, Eddy "selling" Ed digested food could get anyone sick, and eventually end up in the hospital of food poisoning! I am GLAD nobody got sick in the lane that time.
 * Edd (sadly / in tears): Bless you so much for healing my mental wounds suffered from that dreadful night, sweetheart, and I never desire to go through that horror again, and I knew that Eddy made it "entertainment" rather than stopping him and saving people from losing more food.
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly / sympathetically): Awwww.... you're very welcome, sweetheart. And by the way, while I was at cousin Karen's house, I bought you something that you really love.
 * Edd (sadly / in tears): *sniffles* What is it, Jackie? I really hope it cheers me up from my mental wounds from Eddy refusing me food.
 * Jackie (kindly): *removes a jawbreaker from one of the shopping bags unopened* Ta-da!
 * Edd (surprised / in tears): Oh my, Jackie.... J-J-J-JAWBREAKERS?! Bless you so much! Awwwww..... this is magnificent! Jackie, I love you much. A Thousand times, Bless you. *sniffles*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): Awwww.... you're very welcome, sweetheart. I got them while staying over Karen's house by a different candy store.
 * Edd (relived / feeling better little by little): Bless you so much, Jackie. I love when you love and care for me, and BLESS you so much for feeding me tons of food and thinking of me on what I like (referring to jawbreakers), sweetheart. *sniffles* *Jackie giggles cutely feeds Edd the jawbreaker, and as Edd sucks on it, she kisses him on the cheek and he blushes* (in unison / the long intro for "Pure Imagination" plays in the background* (in his mind / comparing Jackie and Eddy) Jackie REALLY loves and appreciates me so much! She KNEW I loved jawbreaker and thought of me. She's not like Eddy who scams people FOR jawbreakers. In fact he ONLY cares about jawbreakers more than me! Jackie cares more for ME than jawbreaker! Jackie has SUCH A HEART! *cries in happy tears*
 * Jackie (singing): Come with me..... and you'll be..... in a world full of pure imagination.... Take a look.... and you'll see into your imagination.... *feeds Maggie a doggy treat and pats her softly on the head as Edd (sucking on his jawbreaker) looks in awe* We'll begin.... with a spin..... traveling in the world of my creation, which we'll see will defy.... explaination.... *proceeds in singing "Pure Imagination"*
 * (song ends)
 * Jackie (lovingly): *hugs Edd (as he sucks on his jawbreaker) and kisses him on the cheek, as well as Maggie licking Edd softly and cutely, and the episode ends*

Trivia

 * ​​​​Edd receiving a text from Spongebob to let him know about him taking Squidward's place at The Krusty Krab was never mentioned until it was referred in the episode, "Runaway Ed!" when Edd explained about his Krusty Krab job that went downhill when the Red Guy took over the restaurant and mistreated him and Spongebob.

Plot

 * At the Metropolitian Opera House @ Lincoln Center in NYC, Rolf is nervous to perform for the masterclasses and waits for Piero to train him. Timmy enters (after Ignazio annoyed the living life outta him) the dressing room and wonders what is with Rolf's blues. Rolf tells him about his nerves and stage fright. Timmy tries encouraging him to overcome his fear of stage right. Rolf tries his best to grow confidence, but still feels nervous inside. Timmy then tells Rolf stories about music on the Island Of Sodor to help Rolf grow confidence. At the 2nd to last story, Piero (after warming up Edd) appears to prep Rolf with his warm-up vocals. Piero gives warm advice to Rolf, and then Timmy tells them the last story. Then Piero warmed up Rolf by going through his scales. Then when the masterclasses came. Pavarotti introduced Rolf to sing "Questa O Quella" from "Rigoletto". Rolf does good, and listened to Pavarotti on his feedback and got it right for him, and passed the masterclass, and then Timmy went up after him, then the episode ended.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak
 * 2) Rock 'n' Roll (repeat)
 * 3) Edward's Brass Band
 * 4) Faulty Whistles
 * 5) Toad Stands By (repeat)

Song

 * Questa O Quella (Sung by Rolf)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with an overview of Metropolitian Opera House @ Lincoln Center in NYC)
 * (scene then shows the auditorium where people were finding their seats and the [operatic] Conductor was prepping the orchestra)
 * (We then go to Rolf dressed formally, nervously sweating in his dressing room)
 * Rolf: *hyperventilating* Rolf's mind goes blank...how long must Rolf wait for his music trainer? *in his mind* Rolf is hoping never...
 * Timmy (entering the room; annoyed): Man, Ignazio really irks me sometimes! (angrily slams the door)
 * Rolf: Boy Timmy! Rolf is, how do you say? Relieved to see you!
 * Timmy: Always glad to see you too, Rolf. Say, you alright? You're sweating like Wilfred on a hot day.
 * Rolf: Rolf has the insects in his stomach. Rolf cannot bear to perform on-stage!
 * Timmy: Aw, you must be quite the wreck, Rolf. Performing in front of a bunch of people is one thing, but try riding in a train with a mouse on board.
 * Rolf: A mouse you say?
 * Timmy: Aw, you bet. It happened on the Island of Sodor. A famous opera singer was to be collected. Unfortunately, like you, she couldn't exactly go on-stage without her predicament resolved. Let me fill you in on what I'm trying to say! (blows whistle and "Thomas, Percy and the Squeak" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After Last Story)

Trivia

 * Piero Barone debuts in the series in this episode and is 24 years old (while Ignazio Boschetto [22 years old] is only mentioned by an annoyed Timmy and Gianluca Ginoble [also 22 years old] is absent, but both debut in the series in the episode, "Coming to Ed").
 * In this episode, Timmy and Piero Barone mention that they worked for The Conductor Family while the 2 Mr. Conductors (Ringo and George) were adapting to the Eds and company in Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy and telling them stories (along with Ringo being busy with his solo music career after his separation with the Beatles.) as a reference to "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover" (which is the prequel to "Ed, Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station" leading up to this wiki) when Piero took Ringo's role as Mr. Conductor before he left Shining Time (Timmy Turner took over for S2, S3, and Family Specials) to go with Mr. Nicholas for a while and then compete in the Italian T.V talent contest competing against Gianluca Ginoble and Ignazio Boschetto (before they became Il Volo).
 * This episode is a special tribute in loving memory of Russian opera baritone, Dmitri Hvorostovsky (1962-2017), Italian opera buffo-bass singer, Enzo Dara (1938-2017), and the "Queen Of Soul", Aretha Franklin (1942-2018).

Plot

 * Edd and Lisa receive an after school job at Springfield Elementary, tutoring students and dropouts who need an education to get back on their feet. They were excited until they found out who they were tutoring- The Gangreen Gang. They found them hard to control so they call for an early recess. While the Gangreen Gang went out playing and causing trouble, Mr. Conductor appears, hears of their problem and tells them stories about disarray and disorder on the Island of Sodor. In the end, Principal Skinner scolded The Gangreen Gang and realized allowing them to be educated (under being informed by Truant Officer Jack Wednesday [from The Powerpuff Girls episode, School House Rocked]) was a mistake and from then on, Edd and Lisa were left to teach English to an 11 year-old Dutch opera singer, Amira Willighagen, who stuns the 2 with her voice in the song "O Mio Babbino Caro".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables (George Carlin)
 * 2) Trouble In The Shed (George Carlin)
 * 3) A Proud Day for James (George Carlin)
 * 4) Horrid Lorry (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Bye George! (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * O Mio Babbino Caro (sung by Amira Willighagen)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Edd and Lisa entering Springfield Elementary and proceeded to walking down the hall.)
 * Lisa: I'm so excited! I mean, I've tutored students before, but I've never had a partner like you, Eddward.
 * Edd: I'm flattered, Lisa. When I'm not needed at my new job, The Krusty Krab as the cashier, I like to keep a busy schedule.
 * Lisa: I still can't believe Mr. Krabs fired Squidward after all this time. The Krusty Krab needed a much chipper cashier. I'm also glad Jimmy Neutorn was able to help with his new invention that will let people and animals walk and breathe underwater forever!
 * Edd: Likewise, Lisa. He and Timmy even gave me an extra navigational poofer (from the first "Jimmy Timmy Power Hour") cloned from the very one he made out of Timmy's poofer and Game Buddy device to get me to work in the morning so's not to disturb Mr. Conductor.
 * Lisa: That was nice of them.
 * Edd: Indeed. However, I certainly hope Squidward finds a new place of work and something more up his alley. But I digress, I'm happy Principal Skinner allowed me to assist you in tutoring other students.
 * Lisa: Well, I think it's generous Principal Skinner allowed anyone of certain ages to receive a tutoring education to get back on their feet after. I'm looking forward to what our class will be like.
 * (They enter the classroom)
 * Lisa: Good afternoon, class.
 * Edd: Salutations! We're-(sudden realization) Oh my word!
 * Ace: Check it out, boys. It's our teachers.
 * Snake: Aren't they a little young, Accce?
 * Big Billy: Duh, maybe they students too.
 * L'il Arturo: Ah, hee hee! Look at the kid wearing a sock!
 * Grubber: (blows raspberry)
 * Lisa (whispering to Edd): Those are 5 of the Powerpuff Girs' worst enemies.
 * Edd (whispering to Lisa): I don't like this anymore than you do, Lisa. But we must do what we can to educate them.
 * Lisa (whispering to Edd): Right. No matter how obnoxious they are.
 * Edd: Indeed. (to the Gangreen Gang) Now, class. Shall we begin our lessons in Algebra?
 * Ace: Holj ya bra?
 * (Ace and the Gang laugh)
 * Lisa: No jokes! You're all here to learn.
 * Snake: The little girl'ssss right, guyssss.
 * Lisa: Thank you.
 * Snake: We're here to learn jokesss that run through our headsss to ssssay at the right time!
 * (The gang all laughs)
 * Edd: Gentlemen, please! If you would all open your books to Chapter-
 * (The Gang opens their books and each lay them face down on their desks)
 * Gang: Done!
 * Grubber (in unison): (Blows raspberries)
 * Edd: One and if you all would-
 * L'il Arturo: Say? Is it snowing today?
 * Lisa: Snow? Why would it? It's Spring.
 * Ace: Because we see a great snowball fight!
 * (The gang tears pages out of their books, rolls them into balls and they chuck them at Edd and Lisa)
 * Lisa: Stop it!
 * Edd (in unison): Desist! Please!
 * Lisa: Would you all like to go to Recess?!
 * (The gang cheers and runs out the door)
 * Edd: How ever we are going to tutor those belligerent boys is beyond me, Lisa.
 * Lisa: Even Ralph Wiggum is easier to educate than those green-colored idiots.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Having troubles, guys?
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor. The Gangreen Gang is our class to tutor for the afternoon, but their behavior is so disruptive.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, dear. I've heard of them. The Powerpuff Girls had them as classmates for a short time back in Townsville. (referring to the Powerpuff Girls episode, "Schoolhouse Rocked") That truant officer, Jack Wednesday is the one who informed Principal Skinner of their needed education.
 * Lisa: That explains the new age limit on tutees. How would the engines on Sodor handle a situation like this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a thought. Edd, you remember the story about when the tender engines were complaining and thought the little engines had easier work than they do?
 * Edd: Indeed, I am familiar with that story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Lisa: I've never heard that story, Mr. Conductor, but I'm sure I could benefit from that one.
 * Mr. Conductor: Then let me tell you that one. (blows whistle and "Tenders and Turntables" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After last story)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey, I just heard that Principal Skinner had expelled the Gangreen Gang from Springfield Elementary, and you're getting a new student to tutor.
 * Lisa: Ah, it's about time!
 * Edd (in unison to Lisa): A miraculous relief.
 * Edd: What are we to teach this new student?
 * Mr. Conductor: She said you're going to teach her different languages!
 * Lisa: Are we going to teach Italian?
 * Edd: Or perhaps French?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, English.
 * Lisa and Edd: English?
 * Lisa: How is English a different language to is who speak English?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because your student doesn't speak English. *hears footsteps approaching the door. In the matter of fact, here comes your student! *disappears* *door opens and Amira Willighagen shows up*
 * Edd (greeting himself): Good day, pupil. Welcome to Springfield Elementary. My name is Eddward and my good friend, Lisa Simpson and I will be your tutors for the afternoon.
 * Amira Willighagen (in Dutch): What? I don't know what you're saying. I don't speak English.
 * Lisa (whispering to Edd): *gasps* Mr. Conductor was right. This new girl doesn't speak English. She speaks Dutch. Do you at least know how to speak Dutch like me so she can understand?
 * Edd: Indeed I do. *clears throat* (in Dutch) It's a pleasure to meet you. I am Eddward, but some refer to me as Double-D or Edd. My apologies for the use of the language you've yet to learn.
 * Amira Willighagen (in Dutch): It's okay, Mr. Marion. My name is Amira Willighagen. I came from Holland to live here in the United States. The reason I wanted to be tutored here is because I know every language I sing opera in, but English. And I also want to learn your primary language to win the affection of a fan I met on ViewTube. Someone with a retainer named Jimmy.
 * Lisa (in Dutch): Whoa... you sing opera?
 * Edd (in Dutch): Do tell. Jimmy is actually a friend of ours.
 * Amira Willighagen (in Dutch): (to Lisa) Yes I do. (to Edd) Wonderful! You both will have to tell him about my arrival for your tutoring!
 * Lisa (in Dutch): Would you like to kindly perform a song for us before we begin our English lesson for you?
 * Amira Willighagen (in Dutch): (in unison, the intro to "O Mio Babbino Caro" plays in the background) Of course I will, Ms. Simpson. *begins performing "O Mio Babbino Caro"*
 * Edd (in his thoughts / while Amira Willighagen was singing): My.... how many gifted young female opera singers are there in this universe other than my Jackie?
 * (After "O Mio Babbino Caro")
 * Lisa (in Dutch / with tears in her eyes / stunned of Amira's talent): *voice cracks in the beginning* You sang so sweet and beautifully! *walks up to Amira and hugs her*
 * Edd (in Dutch / with tears in his eyes): You are so incredible *voice cracks in the end* You certainly WILL win Jimmy's affection. (In his head) Jimmy deserves someone gentle not like Sarah. Oh, how envious she'll be. (outloud) Futhermore, we will definitely do you, a gifted juvenile, a kind favor in teaching you English so that you can get used to our country's language and properly communicate with Jimmy. *hugs Amira, then Lisa joins in*
 * Edd (in Dutch): Now.... shall we begin our lesson, our kind Amira?
 * Amira Willighagen (in Dutch): Yes, please kind Mr. Marion and Ms. Simpson. *episode ends with Lisa and Edd teaching Amira English*

Trivia

 * 11 year-old Dutch opera-singer, Amira Willighagen guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Edd had misplaced his magnifying glass again and went to Shining Time Station where Timmy, Bubbles, Jackie Evancho, Lisa, Eddy, Ed, and Il Volo were waiting for the train to Timmy's house. Mr. Conductor was absent looking for his missing sketchpad, and Eddy was missing money he earned from a successful scam so Timmy Turner had to help provide them with sagacious advice by telling stories on the Island Of Sodor. (even though Eddy wasn't fond of the stories) In the end after "No Joke for James", The train to Timmy's house pulled in, Billy Twofeathers showed up with the Lost and Found box and Edd retrieved his magnifying glass which along with Eddy's money and Mr. Conductor's sketchpad were stolen by the monkey from "Mysterious Stranger" (both Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition and Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Visit Shining Time Station versions) On the way to Timmy's House, since the gang were the only passengers on the train, Il Volo decided to sing "Historia De Un Amor" to entertain the bored gang during the trip.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Stepney Gets Lost
 * 2) Train Stops Play
 * 3) Gordon & The Famous Visitor
 * 4) Thomas and the Conductor
 * 5) No Joke for James

Song

 * Historia De Un Amor (sung by Il Volo)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Edd walking inside Shining Time Station)
 * Edd: *groans* Oh dear and the agony....
 * Timmy: What's the matter, Double-Dude?
 * Edd: My magnifying glass is missing again and this time, it's not home! *sobs*
 * Eddy: So what?! I never got my magazines back from that time Lumpy (referring to Ed) forget where he hid them and you don't see me complainin'! You're lucky you still have your hat, Ed has his eyebrow and Mr. C has his gold dust when I thought Baldy (referring to Jonny) found 'em or they'd be in Sewerville to this day! (referring to the MCMEENE edition of "The Luck of the Ed")
 * Ed: Hey! Slow down there, partner! You accused us like a bad itch and thought we and Jimmy were in...um...dilutes with Kevin to steal them from you!
 * Jackie (in her mind): Eddy accused Eddward, Ed and Mr. Conductor and threatened to drop their important belongings down the sewer over his lost magazines?! He SUSPECTED Kevin and Jimmy who were innocent?! What kind of person does things like that to other people or people they call their "friends"?!
 * Eddy: Cahoots, Stupid and what planet are YOU from?!
 * Ed: *glomps Eddy* I come in peace, Eddy!
 * Eddy: Ed, can you let go of my head now?!
 * Ed: *drops Eddy* Sorry, Eddy! *laughs*
 * Gianluca: But I no get it, you had-a-the-magnifying glass last-a-time I come over you house, Edd-a-ward.
 * Eddy: Oh, is that so? Maybe you stole it and don't wanna fess up, Gene Lucas! And I bet you stole my money I earned from the most successful scam I ever thought of!!
 * Gianluca: My name-a-Gianluca you know. And I no steal-a-the-magnifying glass or-a money!
 * Eddy: So what if your name is Gi- whatever! same thing! Double D's magnifying glass is good as gone.
 * Bubbles: What if you're right, Eddy? What if Edd never does get his little magnifying glass back?! *cries*
 * Piero: *hugs Bubbles* Aw, c'mon-a. No cry, Bubbles. I no see you cry in-a-the-Shining Time Station ever since I left here-a-the-first time. (In reference to "Is This The End?" in "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition")
 * Bubbles: (In crying way) Oh, Piero. I know what it's like to almost lose something (reference to The Powerpuff Girls episode, "Octi-Gone" and "Octi-Lost in Despair".)
 * Timmy: You're right, Bubbles. Mr. Conductor would help Edd with advice from the Island Of Sodor, but unfortunately he's in Snarlyville looking for his missing sketchpad again.
 * Lisa (worried): *gasps* Mr. Conductor lost his sketchpad again?! That's terrible!
 * Ignazio: Then how do we getta the information now?
 * Eddy: At least we don't have to listen to stupid train-tales on the Island Of Soda place--!
 * Ignazio (angrily interrupting Eddy): Shaddup-a!
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Ignazio: Oh, dio mio! You no stoppa being the nuisance ever since-a-you come over-ere, Eddy!
 * Eddy: *groans to himself*
 * Edd: Ignazio, manners. And Eddy, you know I need the information from Sodor to help me retrace my steps.
 * Eddy: *scoffs* Like the time Ed forgot where he hid my magazines!
 * Ed: I have no clue what you are talkng about, Eddy.
 * Eddy: Forget it, sheesh!
 * Jackie: Well this is a quite a pickle. Timmy, what would the engines of Sodor do to retrieve missing items?
 * Timmy: Ah, good thinking, Jackie! I can maybe give Edd some advice and maybe if we're lucky, Ed'll get a clue. *while reaching into his pocket* Now... what WOULD the engines would do? *spots whistle in his pocket* Here it is! But why do my pants smell? I thought mom washed my pants-- oh yeah, she never does. Ah, I'll worry about that later.
 * Jackie: Great! Now you can tell us stories Mr. Conductor would!
 * Lisa: Just like you told us stories like on St. Patrick's Day (referring to the episode, "The Ed Of The Irish") and at Springfield Lanes (referring to the episode, "10-Pin Ed")
 * Timmy: Well, duh! I always told you guys stories when Mr. Conductor isn't around, and since I keep it in my rarely-washed pants, I can now tell you all the time my friend, Stepney got lost!
 * Bubbles: *horrified gasp* Poor little Stepney got lost?! Was he ever found?! I don't know what to say! *cries*
 * Lisa: I think I heard this story before.
 * Eddy: Oh, great! Here we go again with Twerper and the train stories! (referring to "The Ed Of The Irish")
 * Ignazio (while getting up off the bench): *voice cracks in the beginning* Eh... I go take a coffee--.
 * Timmy (interrupting Ignazio): Oh no you're not, "Il Magnifica", you're listening to the story!
 * Ignazio: *frustrated growl*
 * Timmy: Now you sit your big goofy butt back down on this bench!
 * Ignazio: *whimpers with a puppy-dog look and sits down on the bench*
 * Timmy: That's better Ignazio. Now, before Ignazio opened his yap, no offense to you Ignazio, here's the story of my friend Stepney. (blows whistle and "Stepney Gets Lost" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Billy Twofeathers enters the station with a box)
 * Billy: Hi, kids.
 * Timmy: Oh, hiya, Billy.
 * Lisa: What's in the box, Mr. Twofeathers?
 * Billy: Just the lost and found.
 * Edd: Lost and found? Billy! There wouldn't happen to be a magnifying glass in that box, would there?!
 * Jackie: And please tell us Mr. Conductor's sketchpad is in there.
 * Billy: See for yourself. (hands Edd the box)
 * (Edd searching rapidly through)
 * Edd: It's here! My magnifying glass has been retrieved! Oh happy day!
 * Gianluca: See? I no steal-a-the-thing!
 * (Both Edd and Jackie hug)
 * Bubbles: (cheers)
 * Eddy: Good, Sockhead found his stupid magnifying glass, let's get back to the cul-de-sac and scam for more money.
 * Timmy: Eddy, what's it gonna take with you to be happy and considerate of others?!
 * Ed: Does anyone smell gravy?
 * Ignazio: I see the currency in-a-the box.
 * Eddy: I don't care whatever that is, I gotta get more cash for jawbreakers!
 * Piero: Pardon me, Eddy. But I do-a believe currency IS another word for-a-the-money.
 * Eddy: Money? As in cash?! (snatches box from Ignazio) My babies! But this isn't even all of it! I need jawbreakers to last me for months!
 * Lisa: And here's Mr. Conductor's sketchpad. (holding it between her thumb and index finger) He's gonna be glad to see this again.
 * Edd: But a question remains is who found them?
 * Billy: It was that monkey again.
 * Timmy: That same monkey who was taking peoples' stuff that time? (reference to the Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover edition of  "Mysterious Stranger")
 * Edd: Why, I believe we had a similar experience with a monkey at Shining Time Station too. (reference to the Ed Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station edition of "Mysterious Stranger")
 * Billy: Yes, she must have been all around Peach Creek and Shining Time taking things that were just by themselves.
 * Lisa: And hopefully, those other things will be found by their rightful owners if they come to Shining Time Station. Come on, Jackie and Bubbles, let's make a poster to put outside the station.
 * Bubbles: Oh, I love arts and crafts!
 * Jackie: I'm right behind you both.
 * Timmy: Good! We can do 'em as soon as we get to my house. After all, it's about time they finally put tracks by my house!
 * Edd: We could even post "found" pictures of the greedy primate so that its owner can come and retrieve her. They are a performance duo after all.
 * Jackie: Let's just hope that the owner trains the creature to not steal people's stuff.
 * Billy: Sounds like a brilliant idea, Edd, Come aboard and I'll take all of you to Timmy's house so that you can do your posters and stuff.
 * Edd: Right-O!
 * Timmy: Count me in!
 * Lisa: Me and Jackie are coming with you.
 * (Scene fades into the long train ride)
 * Eddy: *annoyed sigh* This ride is taking way too long? Could Timmy Twerper live any farther away?! Why can't Billy kick this stupid quack of a train ride into high gear?!
 * Lisa: Eddy, trains have to go at a standard speed and going into advanced speed would cause a collision with another moving train in the opposite direction on the same track. Besides, it's nice to look out the window and see the beauty of nature.
 * Ignazio: Yeah, you right Lisa. You must enjoy-a-the-beautiful leisurely ride.
 * Eddy: Riding on a boring train, hearing Sockhead's girl counterpart talk and there's not even entertainment! HMPH!
 * Bubbles: You know what? Why doesn't Il Volo perform one of their songs for us? Do you have one that might be from my top songs list?
 * Piero: Well-a-course-a-we-do, little Bubbles. Me and Gianluca--.
 * Ignazio: No forget me--!
 * Piero: I no forget-a-you! Aye, aye, aye!  *intro to "Historia De Un Amor plays in the background* Anyway, usually on-a-the-long train trips, me and-a-the-guys love to sing-a-this beautiful and moving song... "Historia De Un Amor".
 * (Il Volo sings "Historia De Un Amor")
 * Bubbles, Lisa, Edd, and Timmy nod their heads side to side to the beat of the song and Eddy shows his bored expression*
 * (end credits display, still in the song, "Historia De Un Amor")

Plot

 * Rolf was homesick after a mishap with riding Wilfred as his "hot shot wagon". Il Volo came along offering him to join them for jawbreakers (the three tenors never had jawbreakers before). Rolf declines and expresses his longing for his old country. He exits the scene heartbroken and Il Volo try to think how to get him past his homesick phase. Rolf is then brushing beets feeling homesick for his old country when Mr. Conductor appeared after visiting Lord Callan's castle with Donald and Douglas. Rolf told Mr. Conductor how much he longed for his old village in the old country he once lived in to which Mr. Conductor decided to tell him stories of Donald, Douglas and Duncan. After the last story, Mr. Conductor disappeared to console Duncan who had gotten in trouble and Rolf walked down the street where Il Volo were waiting anxiously for him. They told him that they would be touring his old country (which Rolf told them about prior to the events of the episode) and that Rolf was welcome to come along as a VIP. This filled Rolf with joy and when next day came, Rolf soon found himself home again unlike in "Wish You Were Ed" feeling TRUE nostalgia for the land he had departed from long ago. Il Volo then performs "This Time" bringing Rolf to tears and that night, wrote to the others back in Peach Creek to inform them he was happy to be in his country of origin, but that he was longing to see them again when he returned to Peach Creek.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Donald and Douglas (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Deputation (George Carlin)
 * 3) Donald's Duck (George Carlin)
 * 4) Home at Last (George Carlin)
 * 5) Bad Day at Castle Loch (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * This Time (Performed by Il Volo)

Quote 1

 * [Episode begins with Jimmy driving a toy car, Sarah riding in the back.]
 * Sarah: Keep your eyes on the road.
 * Jimmy: Okay Miss Sarah.
 * Sarah: I'm hot. Turn on the air conditioning.
 * Jimmy: Okay Miss Sarah.
 * Sarah: I said keep your eyes on the road.
 * Jimmy: Okay Miss Sarah. [The car hits a bump.]
 * Sarah: Where'd you get your license, in a Chunky Puff box?!?
 * Jimmy: If you don't like it, lump it, Miss Sarah! [He feels bad.] Gee, I'm sorry. It's the darn road rage.
 * Sarah: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
 * Jimmy: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
 * [Jimmy turns the wheel, narrowly avoiding Jonny, who is riding his scooter backwards.]
 * Jonny: Woo hoo! Demolition derby!
 * Nazz: Look out, Jonny! [She, on skates, and Kevin on his bike narrowly avoid him.]
 * Kevin: Whoa! Quit hoggin the road, quirky!
 * Nazz: Speaking of road hogs.
 * [Rolf is in a basket strapped to Wilfred's back.]
 * Rolf: Feast your eyes on Rolf's hotshot wagon. Very spicy, yes? [The kids laugh]
 * Jimmy: *snickers*
 * Kevin: I've got heartburn.
 * Sarah: How stupid can you get?
 * Rolf: Easy come, easy go, hmm? As Rolf will make you eat his fried onions! A race, I say!
 * Kevin: A race? You're on.
 * [Scene fades to the kids lining up by a mailbox]
 * Jimmy: Victory, thy name is Jimmy.
 * Kevin: [to Rolf] Where to, dude?
 * Rolf: We race to the fermented cane outlet!
 * Jimmy: What?
 * Kevin: Huh?
 * Nazz: Where?
 * Jonny: What'd he say?
 * Rolf: Curse this modern expression. How do you say...the candy store?
 * [The kids take off, leaving Rolf behind in a cloud of dust.]
 * Rolf: Ah, their enthusiasm is brave, but enough buffoonery! [He holds a picture of a sow in front of Wilfred's eyes.] Come, Wilfred! Go with the speed of cabbage!
 * [Wilfred squeals in horror and takes off so fast that Rolf's basket comes loose. Rolf falls to the ground, landing next to a large drop mailbox]
 * (Il Volo run up to Rolf concerned)
 * Piero: (concerned) Rolfie!
 * Ignazio: (concerned) Rolfy, you-a alright?!
 * Gianluca: (concerned) Are-a you hurt?!
 * Rolf (red face with bruises and scratches): *sighs* Hello, Il Volo boys.
 * Piero: Cheer up-a, Rolf. The-a three of-a us on our-a way to-a the candy store!
 * Ignazio: We-a get word of-a these...how-a do you-a  say? Jawbreakers that-a you and this cul-a-de-sac really enjoy! We-a had to-a see for-a ourselves!
 * Gianluca: Si. Per-a-haps some confectionery would-a be of cheer-a up to-a you!
 * Rolf: Thank you no. Rolf is heartbroken...*sighs*
 * Piero: Is-a there a trouble that-a bring-a you despair, Rolfie?
 * Rolf: Rolf's keister grows cold.
 * Ignazio: You-a have chapped lips?
 * Gianluca: Ignazio, Ignazio, the word was "keister". A word for-a the person's...back bottom.
 * Piero: What-a you mean you grow cold, Rolf?
 * Rolf: I grow tired of this-this cold cement, this-this twisted steel of industry, this confusing leisure delights! And these ill-at-ease customs! Rolf sweats himself to understand this modern go-go world. But he yearns the simple life. The life once had in the Old Country. Oh. [His eyes brim with tears as he looks at a picture with a pig on his ear.]
 * Gianluca (voice only): Rolfy? What-a be troubling you?
 * Rolf: My heart! My heart! It's broken...Rolf longs for the old village...! (he exits the scene with Wilfred)
 * Piero: Rolf feel-a homesick! He miss his old country he tell us about when we-a first move to the cul-a-de-sac!
 * Gianluca: It-a not hard to under-a-stand what he-a going through. The-a three-a us grew home-a-sick for-a Italy, but many new friends make-a us feel at home!
 * Ignazio: Si! Me best friend Timothy show me all their is to-a adapt to this-a new country!
 * Piero: Brothers...there-a must-a be-a some-a-thing we-a can do to get-a Rolf through this heart-a-break time!
 * Ignazio: How-a we do-a that?
 * Gianluca: I-a sure we-a think of-a something.
 * (Scene fades to Rolf in his farm brushing beets)
 * Rolf: *sighs*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in his Scotsman outfit from the STS episode, "Scare Dares")
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Rolf! I just got back from visiting Lord Callan's castle with Donald and Douglas! What's the buzz?!
 * Rolf: *sighs*
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, I must have the wrong location. Is this the cul-de-sac? Or world headquarters for the I.M.S?
 * Rolf: For what is this I.M.S you speak of, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: The International Mopey Society. What's the matter, Rolf?
 * Rolf: Rolf longs for the old village, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I see you're feeling homesick again.
 * Rolf: Rolf feels empty without the old country.
 * Mr. Conductor: Cheer up, Rolf. Sometimes we all long for a place we remember from good times. But sometimes we tend to grow to like a place new to us. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Donald and Douglas?
 * Rolf: Please, share Rolf tales of the twin engines he is so fond of. If the longing for the old village will go away.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Rolf. Time heals all wounds as Edd would say. Now where was I? Oh, yes! Donald and Douglas! (blows whistle and "Donald and Douglas")

Quote 2

 * (After "Bad Day at Castle Loch")
 * Rolf: sigh* If only Rolf could feel at home in these suburbs the way Donald and Douglas feel at home at Lord Callan's castle. *sigh* The curse of the Ed boys...
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you shouldn't blame Ed and Edd, Rolf. They merely went along with Eddy. Things with Eddy usually come with disastrous results!
 * Rolf: Rolf may have punished the MALEVOLENT Ed boy (referring to Eddy) through the large Ed boy's actions persuaded with the song of Rolf's village, but...*sigh* it does not bring Rolf to his real home of origin.(in his mind) Rolf feels shame to have made the brainy Ed-boy (referring to Edd) suffer too using his friend that is the LARGE Ed boy (referring to Ed)! (foreshadowing his COMPLETE and newfound respect as well as change of heart for Edd in the episodes, "New World Ed" and "Star-Spangled Ed")
 * Mr. Conductor: Everyone likes a visit to their old home now and then, Rolf. And what's more is that no matter where we travel, we'll always be making new friends and even more fond memories! It's like an old author says, "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened"! [quote by and reference to Theodor Seuss Geisel (a.k.a Dr. Seuss)]
 * Rolf: You are right, Mr. Conductor! Rolf should be grateful he still has his memories. *sighs sadly* Rolf still would like his wish to return to his homeland to come true!
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sure it will, Rolf. Now I must be off! Duncan's gotten himself in trouble again and I must see to him at once. Bye! (disappears)
 * Rolf: Good-bye, Mr. Conductor...*sighs sadly* Rolf feels too heartbroken to brush more beets. Perhaps a walk is more suited for healing the...how do they say? Blues! (gets up and makes his way to the lane)
 * (Scene fades to Il Volo waiting excitedly for Rolf who soon enters the scene)
 * Il Volo: Ciao, Rolf!
 * Rolf: *sigh* Hello again, Il Volo boys. Rolf was just taking a walk of sorrow.
 * Gianluca: Feel sorrow no-a more, Rolfy!
 * Piero: We have-a the good-a news for-a you!
 * Rolf: Can this be true? Has the littlest Ed boy put you up to this?
 * Ignazio: Why-a we listen to-a Eddy? He-a far from-a ple-a-sant! His-a scream bring-a pity to us!
 * Gianluca: Ignazio, Ignazio...let-a US handle-a this!
 * Ignazio: O dio mio! What-a I say wrong?! I use-a no cursing!
 * Piero: We-a just get off-a the phone with-a our manager...
 * Rolf: Yes...?
 * Gianluca: And-a we book-a special concert...
 * Rolf: Yes...?
 * Piero: (to Piero and Ignazio) Al-a-together now-a, Brothers...
 * Il Volo: Your Homeland!
 * Rolf: Son of a gun! You must be pulling Rolf's finger! Enough with pulling Rolf's finger! What is the real news?!
 * Ignazio: We-a no lying, Rolf! Lying is-a Eddy thing!
 * Piero: We-a booked to perform this-a weekend, but we-a MUST be-a ready for our-a de-a-parture tomorrow! We-a even have a VIP pass for-a you! (hands Rolf the pass)
 * Rolf: *gasp* Oh, be still my heart! It even bears the plastic coating! You Il Volo boys speak the truth!
 * Gianluca: Any-a-way, We-a shall be ready for-a you tomorrow, Rolfy!
 * Ignazio: Do not-a be-a late!
 * Piero: And get-a good of-a the night's rest!
 * Rolf: Oh-ho! Rolf shall prepare for his ultimate trip! Thank you, Il Volo boys. Thank you. (in unison walks backwards while bowing his head)
 * Gianluca: Well, I-a proud of us, Brothers.
 * Ignazio: Si. I feel-a good for-a Rolf!
 * Piero: Like-a-wise, but we-a best get-a the move on too! We-a have so-a much to-a pre-a-pare for!
 * Gianluca and Ignazio: Right!
 * (Quotes Coming Soon)
 * (At Il Volo's Concert where the people of Rolf's country were cheering from within the crowd after performing "O Sole Mio")
 * Piero: Thank-a you! Thank-a you, all!
 * Gianluca: You all-a the fine audience!
 * Ignazio: We-a now have a song for-a some-a-body special! He-a good friend of-a ours and he-a with us here-a tonight!
 * (Spotlight shines on Rolf)
 * Il Volo (voices only): Our good-a friend, Rolf Shepherd!
 * (Crowd cheers)
 * Rolf: Thank you, Il Volo boys! Thank you! Rolf would not be here home now if it weren't for the kind-hearted and generous Il Volo boys!
 * Piero: Under-a-stand, gente. (folks in Italian) Rolf once when he had-a the broken heart he wish on-a smelly shoe of one-a our good-a friends named Ed to be home in-a his old country again.
 * Gianluca: But he-a was tricked by-a the no good person named "Eddy" with-a the phony village who he-a make our other-a friend, Edd-a-ward construct!
 * (Audience boos at this)
 * Ignazio: But we-a make his wish come-a true yesterday when we inform-a our manager of his broken heart and after-a getting the-a word from our-a manager, we-a tell Rolf the good of-a news!
 * (Audience cheers both happy for Rolf and Il Volo making his wish come true)
 * Piero: And now...let us perform this next one...for Rolf Shepherd. (in unison, the instrumental to "This Time" begins)
 * (Rolf feeling touched by this tears up as the audience cheers them on)
 * (Crowd cheers as the song ends)
 * (Scene fades to that night in Rolf and Il Volo's rental stay)
 * Rolf: Rolf gives many thanks to you Il Volo boys for granting Rolf's wish!
 * Piero: We-a could not-a let you feel-a home-a-sick, Rolfy.
 * Gianluca: Si. We like to visit Italy every-a now and-a then when we-a can!
 * Ignazio:
 * Rolf: Rolf never felt such...how do you say? Nostalgia for his homeland! Much more than that phony-baloney village the malevolent Ed-boy was behind!
 * Ignazio: You-a mean Eddy?!
 * Rof: Ja, ja! (scene flashes us back to the events of the EENE episode, "Wish You Were Ed", but in black and white; Rolf narrates over the footage) Rolf had enlightened the Ed boys of his broken heart and longing for the old village! They use Beatrice for a milk source for a phony-baloney large bowl of the, how do they say? Chunky Puffs! Then he informs Rolf to smell the foul odor of the large Ed boy's shoe convincing Rolf the shoe was magical...! The hideous stench caused Rolf to black out and when he came to, he was in a phony-baloney village constructed by Double-D Ed boy by orders of the malevolent Ed boy! Rolf found out the truth when Jonny the wood showed his presence in the phony-baloney village and Rolf punishes the Ed boys through Rolf's village song, "That's My Horse"! (scene flashes us back to the episode up to date)
 * (Il Volo gasp in shock)
 * Piero: Well that-a not the way wishes work!
 * Gianluca: Si. Wishes be-a made in-a your mind and to no one else!
 * Ignazio: They-a no come to-a to the truth other-a-wise!
 * Gianluca: Ignazio, Ignazio...TRUE
 * Ignazio: They-a no come TRUE. That better.
 * Gianluca: Si, but work on-a your english! We-a sorry Eddy crush your wish and dream, Rolf!
 * Piero: Like-a-wise. Furthermore, Ed and Edd-a-ward are-a good-a friends, but Eddy-a did the-a horrible of making you feel at-a home. At least-a Edd-a-ward and Ed care for you while-a Eddy NEVER-A care at all about your being homesick!
 * Rolf: Rolf learned such for himself prior!
 * Piero: We-a be in-a the other-a room if-a you need-a us, Rolfy!
 * Rolf: Okey dokey! Rolf has letters to write!
 * (Scene goes to the very room where the three tenors discussed)
 * Piero:  Now as-a Timothy (referring to Timmy) enlighten us, This Eddy the-a one our-a friend, Jackie make-a her goal to awaken Edd-a-ward?
 * Ignazio: But Edd-a-ward no in a coma!
 * Gianluca: Ignazio, Ignazio...it means that Edd-a-ward no realize he-a been friends with-a the wrong person!
 * Ignazio: Then-a how come she-a yet to reveal Eddy to-a him?!
 * Piero: It-a all part of Timothy's (referring to Timmy) advice! Eddy must be-a the envious scoundrel around her and to Edd and help him in ANY and ALL-A way Eddy fail to do as a so-a-called "friend"! (reference to the episode, "Fix Ed") She also be-a collecting evidence to show-a Edd-a-ward when-a the right-a time comes! (foreshadowing "The Truth Comes Ed")
 * Ignazio: Whatta you-a mean...Evidence?
 * Piero: We-a shall show you what Jackie had showed us so far...(shows Ignazio the text Jackie discovered in the episode, "Won't You Be My Ed?" and then incriminating video footage both yet to be revealed in "The Truth Comes Ed")
 * (Ignazio reacts appalled)
 * Gianluca: See-a what we-a mean, Ignazio?
 * Ignazio: Si!
 * Piero: BUT. It-s a IMPORTANT that you no speak ANY-A word of this to Edd! JACKIE must be-a THE ONE to reveal Eddy to Edd!
 * Gianluca: Can we-a count on-a you, Ignazio?
 * Ignazio: You have-a my word! I will be quiet as-a the mouse when they lack-a squeaking!
 * Piero: We-a certainly hope so.
 * (The tenors exit and find Rolf writing letters to the Peach Creek kids)
 * Piero: Rolfy! Who-a you be-a writing to?
 * Rolf: Rolf is writing to Kevin! Rolf then will write to Boy Jimmy, Golden Voice GIrl (referring to Jackie),and the rest of the cul-de-sac! Including the two unfortunate Ed boys!
 * Gianluca: The TWO unfortunate Ed boys?
 * Rolf: Quite right. But Rolf would NEVER write to the littlest malevolent Ed boy! He whose mouth is louder than Papa's summer shorts! A plague to Rolf!
 * Ignazio: I-a wish to write to me best friend, Timothy. Let-a me join-a in, Rolfy!
 * Rolf: Come, yes very good. Don't be shy.
 * (Episode ends with Rolf and Ignazio writing letters to their friends)

Trivia

 * Despite being mentioned in the title and throughout the episode as well as appearing in the flashback to the EENE episode, "Wish You Were Ed", all three Eds are actually absent in this episode.

Plot

 * Edd is extremely tired after working on his toothpick replica of the Golden Gate Bridge (as in the EENE episode, "Scrambled Ed") for 14 hours and 7 minutes. Edd was in DESPERATE need of a rest, so he sleeps on his desk. Ed and Eddy, once again drag an extremely tired and unfocused Edd to rebuild "Ed's Sea Ranch". Mr. Conductor appears and tries convincing Eddy and Ed to do it without Edd because of his fatigue. Eddy doesn't listen and back-sasses Mr. Conductor and manipulating Ed to listen to him and not Mr. Conductor. Mr. Conductor tries to make Eddy and Ed understand by telling stories about engines whom had technical difficulties. After the last story, Ed tried to listen to Mr. Conductor, but Eddy refused to allow to Ed to cooperate, and Mr. Conductor gave up and disappeared. Eddy tortured Edd (the way he did in the EENE episode, "Scrambled Ed") to instruct him to build the sign and suggest "sea creatures". A few minutes after Ed and Eddy went to Ed's house taking Edd with them (leaving his shirt behind), Jackie appeared and discovered that the poorly adjusted sign would soon collapse and flood the cul-de-sac, so she took care of it solo, by removing all of the parts by herself without making a mess and clogging the river. She found Edd's shirt and set out to find him to return it to him. After Sarah threw Edd out for accessing her bed (Edd landed by the tree in "Scrambled Ed"), Jackie finally found him and gave him back his shirt, but she saw him sleeping and found out how tired he felt, and that she found out that he was included in the "Ed's Sea Ranch" scam and that Eddy was inconsiderate and abusive to allow him to get his well-deserved rest. Jackie felt terrible for Edd and decided to take him home to HER house and get him some well-deserved rest. As Jackie was about to carry Edd home to her house, Eddy and Ed caught Jackie rescuing Edd and a chase began. Ed wisely stood back, and told Eddy that his mom said he is not allowed to chase girls, which infuriated Eddy. Jackie managed to elude Eddy (slamming the door in Eddy's face), and bring Edd safe to her bedroom, where Maggie was waiting for her naptime. Jackie was distraught and scared that Eddy had always been INCONSIDERATE to Edd and not caring about his fatigue nor health, and that he'd rather have Edd work on his scams than let him rest when he really needs it, giving another reason why Edd should turn on Eddy. Jackie did her best into soothing an excessively tired Edd, (Maggie kindly helped), and she kindly allowed him to use her bed to sleep in. She tucked him in and fluffed her pillow for him. She sang, "Ave Maria (Caccini)" to sooth Ed to sleep, and Maggie helped by cuddling with him.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) What's The Matter With Henry? (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) The Runaway (George Carlin)
 * Mud, Glorious Mud (Michael Brandon)
 * 1) Henry's Special Coal (George Carlin)
 * 2) Whistles & Sneezes (George Carlin)

Song

 * Ave Maria (sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens in Edd's room with a tired Edd finishing his toothpick replica of the Golden Gate Bridge)
 * Edd (tired): *as he puts the finishing touch on his project* *yawns* Complete..... *stops his timer* In only 14 hours and 7 minutes. Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.... *sleeps on his desk* *Ed bashes Edd's door*
 * Eddy (voice only) There's a KNOB, Ed.
 * Ed (voice only): Sorry! *opens the door*
 * Eddy: Double-D are you sitting for this one, will ya?! *Edd snores and sleeps* Good! The biggest cash-cow EVER to be built is at OUR doorstep! Not one to gloat but man, I am I good?! *Edd snores and sleeps* I see a BIG sign over a ocean world, "Ed's Sea Ranch"! *Edd snores and sleeps* Is he sleeping? At least you can do is humor me Double-D!
 * Ed: Oh, this may not be Double-D at all Eddy, but a CLONE PUT ON THIS PLANET TO--! *Eddy flicks his nose and knocks him down* OOF! *groans*
 * Eddy: *blocks Edd's nose airway, and Edd gasps for breath and jumps*
 * Edd (sleepy): Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, sleepy....  *falls on the floor*
 * Eddy: C'mon, Sockhead! Ed's Sea World I tell ya! What a lump!
 * Ed: Why thank you, Eddy!
 * Eddy: *staples Edd's eyes open using Edd's labeling device*
 * Ed: Hello, Double-D!
 * Eddy: Now that I got your attention, I need you to figure out the plan for (with Ed in unison) Ed's Sea Ranch!
 * Edd: *shuts his eyes (breaking the staples) and yawns excessively* Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, sleepy....
 * Ed: *yawns*
 * Eddy: *yawns*
 * Edd: *yawns*
 * Eddy: *yawns*
 * Ed: *yawns*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Ed: Hello, Mr. C!
 * Eddy: Hey, Mr. Conductor! Are you up to the idea to bring back (with Ed in unison) Ed's Sea Ranch?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't think it's a really good idea, guys.
 * Eddy (angrily): Why not, Mr. C?! It's the biggest cash-cow ever to be built! We need the moola! JAWBREAKERS!
 * Ed: Ed wants sea creatures! And become Neptune, King Of The Sea!
 * Mr. Conductor: To be honest, you flooded the cul-de-sac the last time you attempted to build it and caused great confusion. And also, Double-D is way too tired to do anything. You must be considerate and let him get his well deserved rest after working on his toothpick sculpture of the Golden Gate Bridge.
 * Eddy: So what?! First of all, I don't care if I flood the cul-de-sac again, and second, I ain't lettin' Sleepy Sockhead ruin this scam for the world!
 * Edd (sleepy): *snores and sleeps*
 * Mr. Conductor: You MUST be considerate to Edd, Eddy. You see, people don't operate properly when they are struck with excessive fatigue. It causes them not to stay focused, nap on the job, and many consequences. Lack of sleep also would shorten anyone's life.
 * Ed: Like batteries?!
 * Edd (sleepy): *sleeps and snores*
 * Eddy: Yap, yap, yap! That's all I hear, Mr. C! Like I said, Double-D is workin' with me whether if he is tired or not! WE NEED THIS SCAM!
 * Mr. Conductor: You are ignoring a crucial manner, Eddy! You would rather put yourself and your selfish scam before Edd's health?! You know what? You are acting like pretty like Thomas and Percy....! If you know what I mean.
 * Edd (sleepy / singing): Thomas The Tank Engine rolling along.....
 * Eddy: *growls* I don't care about those bugs on the Island Of Soda place--!
 * Ed: What happened to Thomas and Percy the choo-choos, Mr. C?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, Henry the big green engine had operating problems of his own. Let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "What's The Matter With Henry" begins*)

Quote 2

 * (after "Whistles & Sneezes")
 * Ed: That was one big sneeze, Mr. C! And the big blue choo-choo hurt my ears like my baby sister Sarah telling mom on me!
 * Eddy (softly / inaudible to Ed and Mr. Conductor): Yeah, if only the big green whale sneezed om Jackie Ev-nobo while on a date with Sockhead. THAT I'd like to see.
 * Edd (sleepy): Tired.... bed.... *snores and sleeps*
 * Eddy: C'mon, Double-D! I ain't got time for this baloney! Wake up, Sockhead!
 * Mr. Conductor: I am WARNING you, Eddy! He NEEDS his rest. Be CONSIDERATE. And you will flood the cul-de-sac again with that type of scam!
 * Ed (worried): Mr. C might be right, Eddy! Double-D must go nighty-night, and the scam might make make the cul-de-sac turn into the deep blue sea--!
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed! Yap, yap, yap! That's all I hear from ya, Mr. C! And Ed, you want jawbreakers or not?!
 * Ed: Yes, Eddy!
 * Eddy: See?! Ed agrees that Edd should be working on this 5-star scam!
 * Mr. Conductor (angrily): How... C-C-C-COULD YOU?!
 * Eddy: Ed, grab Double-D! We got work to do!
 * Ed: Right behind you, Eddy!
 * Mr. Conductor (distraught): Very well, then! Eventually you will learn your lesson like the engines did! *disappears in a cloud of gold dust* (scene fades to Ed, Edd & Eddy working by the river)
 * Eddy: Let me see.... where does this doohickey go?
 * Ed: I'll get the other stuff! *laughs goofy*
 * Eddy: I can't read your plans! Where's this thing go?!
 * Edd (sleepy): Attach it specifically to the to the *begins talking gibberish and sleeps until Eddy strikes him on the head with the device* Parallel to the car seat! *sleeps and snores*
 * Eddy: *climbs and put the final touch in place* WHOO-HOO! Thar she blows! All we need now are some exhibits! *chuckles* (while Edd snores and sleeps) Oh, Double-D....? Where can I find some sea creatures? *Edd snores and sleeps* (while shaking Edd) Sinky sea-fish, Double-D!
 * Edd (sleepy / as he was slipping out of his shirt): Tired... bed.... spongy.... sea......
 * Eddy: Of course! The greatest of all creatures! *while twirling Edd's shirt in the air* SEABED SPONGES! Where do you get sponges?
 * Ed: Oh! Oh! Oh! Me! Me! Me!
 * Eddy: Ed....?
 * Ed: At MY house!
 * Eddy: No way!
 * Ed: No lie!
 * Eddy (as Ed grabs him): Sweet!
 * Edd (sleepy): Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.... *Ed grabs him and Edd's shirt is left behind, and the scene fades into a minute later when Jackie arrives*
 * Jackie: (reading) "Ed's Sea Ranch"? *gasps in horror* The sign is poorly done! I gotta disable it before it collapses and floods the cul-de-sac! *runs to work on taking down the poorly done sign* (scene fades to the sign and supplies down) *pants and wipes the sweat off her face* Hoo! Glad that's taken care of. Any longer that sign stood, and the cul-de-sac would have REALLY become a "Sea Ranch"! What is Eddy trying to do--?! *gasps in horror at the sight of Edd's shirt* Edd's been here! Eddy must have forced him to work this horrendous scam! I gotta find my Edd and return his shirt!
 * Mr. Conductor: (appears in a cloud of gold dust) Jackie, you need to help Edd!
 * Jackie (in horror): *gasps* What happened to my baby, Mr. Conductor?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, Jackie. Edd had been working on his toothpick sculpture of the Golden Gate Bridge all night last night and it made him too tired to even move and stay focused. Eddy decided to drag him along with Ed to work on this excessively destructive scam and flood the cul-de-sac again. I tried to warn Eddy about Edd's condition AND the melee it will create, but Eddy refused to listen to me. That Eddy is just INCONSIDERATE!
 * Jackie (in horror / in her thoughts): *gasps loudly* Eddy is INCONSIDERATE?! What kind of "friend" Eddy is to drag my baby and force him to do his destructive scams under severe fatigue?! This is ANOTHER reason why Edd shouldn't be associated with that evildoer!
 * Mr. Conductor: He just forced Ed to escort him to Ed's house to collect sponges. You NEED to rescue Edd and bring his shirt back.
 * Jackie: Great idea, Mr. Conductor: And I can bring him to MY house to get him some sleep. Eddy wouldn't DARE to take my Double-D out of MY home, as long as I'M there to check on him and bar the doors and windows SECURELY! I'm coming sweetheart! *runs with Edd's shirt*
 * Mr. Conductor: Good luck, Jackie! You can do this! *makes the sign and items disappear* *scene fades into Ed's room*
 * Edd (sleepy): Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, sleepy..... *sees Ed's bed* Bed.... *opens the sheets and sees Ed's disgusting mattress* Not if it was the last bed on earth.... *leaves the mattress and goes up to Sarah's room to access her bed* *scene cuts to Sarah's room*
 * Jimmy (dressed as a doctor): After you, Sarah.
 * Sarah (dressed as a doctor): Thank you, Nurse. (both shriek at the sight of Edd) Double-D, get out of my room!
 * Edd: Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.... *yawns and sleeps*
 * Sarah: *shudders violently and boots Edd out of the house and sends Ed flying, and Edd lands by the tree (as in the EENE episode, "Scrambled Edd")*
 * Jackie: *enters the scene with Edd's shirt* *gasps* Edd! I found you! I found your shirt for you.
 * Edd (sleepy / singing): *yawns excessively* "O mio babbino caro...." *sleeps and snores*
 * Jackie (worried): Oh my, God.... He REALLY IS tired, groggy, and unfocused! I must take him to my house so I can give him his WELL-DESERVED rest along with Maggie's naptime. *puts Edd shirt on Edd, and picks him up to carry him* *grunts as he pick up a sleeping/snoring Edd* You're heavy, sweetheart.... Don't worry, I'm taking you home with me so you and Maggie can get some well-deserved sleep.
 * Eddy (voice only): Hey, you! Ev-nobo!
 * Jackie: *gasps in horror*
 * Eddy: That's OUR Sockhead! His brain belongs to US! NOT YOU!
 * Jackie (bravely): You back off my baby and LEAVE HIM ALONE, Eddy! You are inconsiderate when others need rest! Plus, you nearly flooded the cul-de-sac again!
 * Eddy: Don't care Ev-nobo--! Wait a minute.... YOU took the sign down?! You--! *Ed grabs his mouth and squeezes Eddy*
 * Ed (in horror) Don't even think of saying that to the pretty voice-girl, Eddy! She don't like you calling her bad words! You will get grounded by your big daddy if you do so! My mom would wash my mouth out with evil soap if I said that to pretty girls like the pretty-voice girl--! *Eddy flicks his nose and Ed falls* OOF!
 * Eddy (angrily): That was a 5-star scam that YOU just ruined by taking down my sign for "Ed's Sea Ranch", Evnobo! You took it off, now Sockhead is gonna help us rebuild it! I don't care if I flood the cul-de-sac again! NOW GIMME BACK SOCKHEAD!
 * Jackie (bravely): NEVER!
 * Eddy: Did I stutter, Ev-nacho?! I said GIMMIE--! *Jackie quickly hurls a rock at Eddy, knocking him down and runs while carrying a sleeping Edd* Oh, no you're not Ev-nobo! Ed, Ev-nobo is getting away with our Sockhead! Chase her, you're quicker than me! I'll follow ya, Monobrow!
 * Ed (worried): But, Eddy! My mom says I am not allowed to chase girls!
 * Eddy: *growls, and runs after Jackie and Edd*
 * Jackie (running / in unison to Edd sleeping): *pants* I promise I'll get you to my house so you can get some sleep! You deserve it! *suddenly sees a shoe fly past her and hit a mailbox, exclaims in a shrieking way*
 * Eddy (running after Jackie): Drat! I missed Ev-nobo's head! *then spits chewed gum in an attempt to trap Jackie, but Jackie jumps and avoids the gum, and Eddy gets caught in it* *growls and yanks his shoe out of the gum, and chases after Jackie again*
 * Jackie (running while carrying a sleeping Edd): There's the house! We're on the homestretch, baby!
 * Eddy (running / closing in on Jackie): GIVE ME BACK MY SOCKHEAD, EV-NO--! *shrieks as Kevin serves and slices in-between Jackie and Eddy, and spins out*
 * Kevin: Hey, watch it, Dork!
 * Eddy: *growls* Kevin, you stupid jerk! You opened the gap for Ev-nobo! *runs after Jackie again*
 * Kevin (angrily): Hey! I ain't done with ya! *scene cuts to Jackie finally reaching her house and unlocking the door quickly*
 * Eddy (voice only): EV-NOBO! (on screen) GIVE HIM BACK, NOW! *leaps fiercely in attempt to pounce on Jackie and roars angrily as he does so*
 * Jackie (frantically): *opens the door quickly, takes Edd inside, and quickly SLAMS the door HARD in Eddy's face*
 * Eddy (while banging on Jackie's door): Ev-nobo! Open up! *hears the door lock from the inside* *goes to the window* Ev-nacho! Gimme back Sockhead--! *sees the shades close and then heard the window lock, then heard everything lock in Jackie's house, and Jackie put a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign on all the windows and doors* CURSE YOU, JACKIE EV-NOBO--! *Kevin grabs Eddy by the throat*
 * Kevin (voice only): I told you I ain't done with ya, Dork!
 * Eddy (choking): *chuckles nervously* (as Kevin beats him up / voice only) *screams* UNCLE! UNCLE! OW! OWWW! *scene fades into Jackie's bedroom, while Maggie was waiting for her naptime*
 * Jackie (comes in with a sleeping Edd): Good afternoon, sweetiepie. *Maggie barks tiredly* Awwwww..... I know, baby girl. Sorry I took so long. I had to rescue our baby from the meanie, Eddy McRich. But don't worry, he's safe and sound with us now. Would you like to nap with Edd and keep him company?
 * Maggie (tired): *barks and pants happily*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): Awwwww.... I'm sure he'd love that.
 * Edd (sleepy): *yawns excessively* Tired..... bed..... sleepy.... *sleeps and snores on Jackie's shoulder*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): Awwww.... don't worry, sweetheart. You'll get some sleep okay? Maggie girl will sleep with you, so you could have as what Ed would say, a furry little friend to sleep with to keep you company. (in unison the intro to "Ave Maria" plays in the background") *dresses Edd in pajamas, fluffs her pillows, puts Edd in her bed, and tucks him in under the covers* *picks Maggie up and puts her on Edd*
 * Jackie (calmly): *sings "Ave Maria", putting both Maggie and Edd into a deep sleep*
 * Edd (sleepy): Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, sleepy..... b-b-b-bed.... (relaxing) finally..... *goes into a deep sleep*
 * Jackie (softly / kindly / whispering): *kisses Maggie and then Edd on the forehead* Have a nice nap, my angels. *shuts the lights off and watches the 2 as they sleep, and the episode ends*

Trivia

 * Edd was tired and unfocused throughout the entire episode as he was in the EENE episode, "Scrambled Ed".

Plot

 * Jackie, Edd, Timmy, the Powerpuff Girls, Ignazio Boschetto, Lisa, (after mailing a card to Colin in Ireland), Ed, Eddy, and Bart (who became drunk until the second story after drinking a glass of Guinness) prepare for the St. Patrick's Day party inside Eddy's bedroom (even though Eddy didn't throw the party). As always, Eddy was never in the spirit for St. Patrick's Day, and the gang tries telling him that St. Patrick's Day is a special day for all of us. Timmy Turner tells stories about green engines and their strength and courage on the Island Of Sodor. In the end, the 1st guests of the party were unexpected but a BIG surprise. Irish-born group, George Donaldson (died in 2014 / Scottish born), Paul Byrom, Damian McGinty, Ryan Kelly, and Keith Harkin, best known as Celtic Thunder makes an appearance as special party guests. They perform "Ireland's Call". Eddy suddenly develops a change of heart of his culture (Eddy is Irish-cultured) after the song, because the song represented the symbol of strength.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry and the Elephant (repeat)
 * 2) A Big Surprise for Percy
 * 3) Oliver Owns Up (repeat)
 * 4) Henry to the Rescue
 * 5) The World's Strongest Engine (repeat)

Song

 * Ireland's Call (performed by Celtic Thunder)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside Eddy's bedroom with the gang preparing for the St. Patrick's Day party and Bart drinking a glass of Irish Guinness)
 * Bart: *gulp, gulp*
 * Lisa: *spots Bart drinking Guinness* *gasp* Bart, where did you get that Guinness?!
 * Bart: Easy, I snuck it from Homeboy's liquor stash. *continues drinking*
 * Lisa: Well, it's not the 1st time you became drunk. (Referring to "Homer Vs. The Eighteenth Amendment" and "The Simpsons Movie" when he drank intentionally and unintentionally.)
 * Edd: And Bart shouldn't have been drinking that due to law enforcement.
 * Bart: What is that supposed to mean?!
 * Timmy (in unison to Bart drinking): It means you'll go to jail if you're caught drinking that.
 * Jackie: Timmy's right, Bart. People under 21 could easily perish from drugs like that.
 * Bart (drunkly): *belches* I fought the law and I won! There I SAID IT! *faints*
 * Eddy: I don't get it Sockhead! Why are you and your friends putting up all this junk and hunks of baloney all around my house?!
 * Edd: Baloney? Please, we are setting up for our St. Patrick's Day Party.
 * Ed: And I, Ed picked the venue, and I chose Eddy's house! *laughs*
 * Buttercup: Well I'm proud to be Irish cultured! I can fight like a madgirl!
 * Blossom: Trust me Buttercup, there's a lot of Irish here in the cul-de-sac today.
 * Ignazio: But I no Irish! I'm Italiano, guys.
 * Timmy (annoyed): We know you're Italian, Ignazio. Bubbles has some Italian in her family as well (in reference to and foreshadowing the episode "Foreign Vacation Is No Bummer Vacation").
 * Bubbles: Let's not forget I have Irish in my family as well, Timmykins. *giggles*
 * Eddy: St. Patrick's Day stinks! Why do we all have to wear stupid green anyway?!
 * Bart (drunkly): Yeah we don't even get any MONEY! *faints, then gets up and runs to the bathroom to retch for a while*
 * Lisa: Well, that's what Bart gets for intoxicating himself.
 * Ed: Green is the color of the evil leprechauns who dine on people with fast-food utencils.
 * Bubbles: *shrieks* Timmy hold me! *cries in Timmy's arms* Ed scares me!
 * Timmy: Uh Lumpy, can you at least take a day off from telling your monster movie tales in that peanut-brained head of yours?
 * Ed: *moans*
 * Timmy: Don't cry, Bubbly-Bunny. You know what else is green?
 * Bubbles (still with tears in her eyes): Is it something scary from Ed?!
 * Timmy: Heck no, Bubsy! The engines on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Eddy: You mean the stupid trains celebrate this quack of a holiday, too?! HAH! This St. Patrick's Day's getting on my nerves.
 * Buttercup: Ah c'mon, McRich! Where's your sense of humor and Irish spirit?!
 * Jackie: Buttercup's right, Eddy. You really need to lighten up. You have Irish in your heritage as well.
 * Eddy: Big whoop! HMPH!
 * Timmy: Never mind Dorky, guys. Remember when Henry had the courage to see what's up with the tunnel, and his ego led him to the discovery of a huge creature?
 * Bubbles: Is it a monster from Ed's horror movies?!
 * Timmy: No, that's silly, Bubbles. A huge character you love. Let me fill you in. (Blows whistle and "Henry & The Elephant" begins)

Quote 2

 * [knocking is heard outside Eddy's door]


 * Edd: Oh happy day. One of my guests has arrived.
 * Lisa: I'll get that for you, Edd.
 * Edd: Bless you, Lisa.
 * Eddy: Yeah, it's probably Shovelchin Kevin!
 * Ed: Or the mutant leprechauns sucking the marrow from our bones like vaccum cleaners!
 * Bubbles: *shrieks* Ed, don't scare me like that!
 * Timmy: Ah, don't worry, Bubbles. it's probably Sarah or Jimmy.
 * (Lisa opens door and Celtic Thunder enters)
 * Paul Byrom (while entering the room): Hello, what's up? We heard there was a party 'ere.
 * George Donaldson: Hey, this place looks nice.... reminds me of me home in Scotland.
 * Keith Harkin: But this look more like Ireland, George.
 * Damian McGinty: Hey, cool party.
 * Ryan Kelly: I see a lot of Irish soda bread.
 * Edd: Oh happy day!
 * Lisa: Oh my! C-C-Celtic Thunder! Me and my friend Eddward watched you guys on QVC this morning before we went to Church.
 * Eddy: Great! More Irish stuff?!
 * Ed: Like dish soap?
 * Eddy: *groan*
 * Blossom: And what brings you guys here inside Eddy's house?
 * George: Well, we heard of a party going on 'ere when we wanted to meet our favorite Powerpuff Girls after ye girls saved me best friend Damian from Calamitous' fireceful robot.
 * Buttercup: And now that creep's in jail for life! HAH!
 * Keith: He's also OUR best friend, George.
 * George: I know that, Lads.
 * Paul Byrom: Well I had a lot to eat this morning after visiting QVC, there was a "MacDonald's" around the corner so I ate me lunch there before comin' 'ere.
 * Eddy: It's MCDONALDS, who ever you are!
 * George (to himself): Och! How rude!
 * Edd: *gasps* I am quite astounded by you, Eddy. Paul Byrom speaks with an Irish Brogue as well as the rest of the group, despite George Donaldson speaks with a Scottish accent, (to George) no disrespect intented George, (to Eddy) so I wouldn't criticize their accents if I were you, Eddy.
 * Timmy: Yeah, you shouldn't throw a fit on the way people speak, "Mr. MacRich".
 * Eddy: Hey, it's MCRICH to you, Twerper!
 * Timmy: Well you shouldn't have criticized Paul's (imitates an Irish brogue) Irish brogue.
 * Ignazio: Whah?! I have-a-the-good accent--!
 * Blossom: You HAVE a splendid accent, Ignazio. Don't get yourself all hyped up.
 * Eddy: St. Patrick's Day's so easy to amuse!
 * Damian: No it's not, Eddy. We Irishmen seem to love St. Patrick's Day because it shows the true strength, courage, and bravery, of our home country (Ireland).
 * Ryan: Even your cousin James is Irish-born, Eddy. I DID know your cousin since high school in Dublin, Ireland.
 * Paul: You see, Eddy "MacRich", St. Patrick's Day is also the day we take time to remember the times we were triumphant and successful, as well as being persistent, strong, and brave.
 * (Ireland's Call's intro slowly fades in)
 * Keith: And what we love to do on St. Patrick's Day is what we do best.
 * George (singing): Side by side, we stand like brothers, one for all and all together, we will stay united to darker days, and we'll be unbeatable forever....
 * (Celtic Thunder continues to sing "Ireland's Call")
 * (after "Ireland's Call")
 * Timmy: Erin Go Brah! (Ireland Forever!)
 * Lisa: Colin would love to hear this when I write to him tomorrow!
 * Ed: Can Ireland kick the bucket? *laughs*
 * Edd: I always loved your Irish tunes.
 * Eddy: Hey! We'll I guess you're right. St. Patrick's Day does mean something to me. I can pound Kevin in 10 seconds if I have to with my Irish strength! Thanks for the advice Celtic Thunder!
 * George: It is indeed our great pleasure ye wee one.
 * Paul: Hey, Eddward, ye got some corned beef I could chow down on?
 * Edd *while putting the food on the table I just put it down for you Paul.
 * Paul: Ah, thank you me boy.
 * (Conversations begin and episode ends)

Trivia

 * Celtic Thunder guest stars in this episode.

Major Trivia

 * This happened before George Donaldson's death in 2014.

Plot

 * It was a snow day in Peach Creek and after Jimmy had a mishap (like in the EENE episode, "Look Before you Ed"), Edd offered to revive his safety club and keep Peach Creek safe for Jimmy, but Eddy being unsupportive of Edd's idea again and Jimmy remembering last time went to revive his own safety club. Edd sat on his stoop saddened when Mr. Conductor appeared, Edd told him of his plight and Mr. Conductor tells winter-based stories of reassurance and support as well as predicaments and safety on the Island of Sodor. After the last story, Jackie came to Edd offering him to come to her house for hot soup and cocoa, Edd accepted, but his sad tone made Jackie concerned for Edd. Edd then told her about what had happened when he and the other Peach Creek kids still attended their old Jr. High School, Eddy was unsupportive of his safety club idea and only cared about making money from making snow cones with a piece of safety club equipment. Eddy was also to blame for Jimmy shunning Edd's safety club, began his own and the Eds ended up in a dumpster jail guarded by frozen water sprinkler bars. Jackie could not believe how unsuportive a "friend" Eddy was and she encouraged Edd to open his heart again and run the safety club WITHOUT Eddy and see that Jimmy reconsiders. Edd and Jackie then met up with Jimmy and Edd offered his assistance again, but Eddy and Ed suddenly show up and Eddy tried to intervene by charging for safety gear and supplies. With Jackie by his side, Edd told Eddy off and lectured him for being unsupportive, caring only about himself and that HE was a true hazard to all things safe. Jackie and Mr. Conductor commend Edd for his brave actions and without Eddy, Jimmy was happy to accept Edd, Ed also wanted to be part of the safety club with Edd, Jackie, Mr. Conductor and Jimmy's guidance. After a hard day's work of making Peach Creek safe, Edd and Jackie went to her house for the refreshments Jackie offered Edd earlier and fell asleep on her couch and we transition to a dream sequence in the format of "The Snowman" Christmas Special to "Walking in the Air" (cover by Jackie Evancho)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Terence the Tractor (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Jack Frost (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Toby Had a Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Oliver the Snow Engine (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Walking In The Air (cover by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * [Episode opens with Sarah and Jimmy walking down the snow-covered street.]
 * Sarah: C'mon, Jimmy!
 * [Jimmy, following her, slips on the snow and gets up gingerly. He resumes walking, careful not to slip on anything else. Behind him, Nazz, Kevin, and Jonny slip out from hiding places, snowballs raised.]
 * Nazz: Let 'em have it, dudes! [Kevin and Jonny launch their snowballs while Nazz's plops to the ground.]
 * Jimmy: Snowball ambush!
 * [Sarah manages to escape the onslaught, but Jimmy gets plastered by the snowballs.]
 * Jonny: Kaplowie!
 * Kevin: Got that right. Winter looks good on him!
 * [Kevin, Sarah, and Nazz leave, laughing. Jimmy creeps out from the mound of snow that buried him.]
 * Jimmy: Winter scares me!
 * Sarah: [falling in the snow] Wintertime's fun! Look, Jimmy, I'm making a snow angel!
 * [Ed, Edd, and Eddy walk down a driveway.]
 * Ed: (laughing)
 * Eddy: [grumpy] Winter stinks! All this snow and ice! Who invented Winter anyway?! What good is it?!
 * Edd: Oh, come now, Eddy. Winter's a time to…reflect on Nature's beauty. Why, look around you. It's so pure! So inspiring!
 * Ed: Guys! Look! [He tackles Edd who exclaims] Smooooke. [His breath comes out as steam. He then takes a deep breath.] I am Hibachi Man! Bow before my breath of charcoal doom!
 * Edd: A formidable foe, Ed, I'm sure. But your smoke is nothing more than– [Ed sends more smoke by.]
 * Ed: [pleading] Hibachi Man, Double D!
 * Edd: Very well then. Prepare to meet your match, Hibachi Man! [He pulls a stick of celery from his pack.] You'll never charcoal the denizens of this dimension!
 * [Edd and Ed chase each other around the street happily as Eddy grumpily looks on.]
 * Ed: Begone, celery stalk of justice!
 * [Scene goes to Sarah demonstrating to Jimmy how to make snow angels.]
 * Jimmy: Okay, I get it now, Sarah. [He tries to make one, but cannot budge the snow more than a few inches.] I pulled my funny bone, Sarah. Owie!
 * Ed: Hibachi Man makes his daring escape! The Barbecue Belly Slide!
 * [Ed slides on his belly, rushing down the sidewalk at Jimmy and Sarah.]
 * Sarah: Ed! You idiot!
 * [Ed plows into Jimmy and Sarah. They ride on his back through two fences. The second knocks Ed off balance, and they tumble apart as they come to a cliff. They fall as Edd watches, horrified, and Eddy watches gleefully. Sarah lands on the top of a streetlight. Ed ends up caught in the middle of it. Jimmy lands on a lump of snow which is revealed to be a fire hydrant. The hydrant explodes water skyward and the water freezes instantly, trapping Jimmy inside.]
 * Sarah: [grabbing Ed] You lunkhead! Look what you did to Jimmy!
 * Eddy: [laughing] You're a laugh and a half, Ed! [Edd gets a ladder.]
 * Edd: Goodness! You really should exercise more caution, Ed.
 * Ed: That'll make my thighs burn, Double D.[Sarah throws him down and jumps on him.]
 * Edd: [defrosting Jimmy] If only someone could address the true reality of wintertime hazards. We would all be much more–
 * Eddy: [annoyed] Not that again! Nobody wanted to hear about it last year when you ran it, or the one before that! And no one wants to hear about your stupid safety club idea this year. [He leaves with Ed.]
 * (Scene then cuts to Edd and Jimmy climbing down the ladder)
 * Edd: Never you mind them, Jimmy. I'd be happy to run the safety club MY way free of charge!
 * Jimmy: The only way I'd believe that if I was a fool! You, Eds are a hazard to all things safe!
 * Sarah: You tell him, Jimmy!
 * Jimmy: Let's go revive my old safety club, Sarah! (they walk off)
 * Sarah (voice only): Just no outfits I'd hate being seen in, Jimmy!
 * Jimmy (voice only): You'll learn to like them, Sarah. If you'd give them a second chance!
 * (Scene in unison shows Edd watching them walk away saddened)
 * Edd: *sigh* If only Jimmy would give ME a second chance to show him I can be of help to safety...
 * (Edd then walks to his house and has a seat on his stoop)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust wearing his winter attire)
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd? Are you alright?
 * Edd (saddened): Oh...(sad sigh)...hello, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: You sound sad, Edd. What's the matter?
 * Edd: Oh, it's Eddy again, Mr. Conductor! If not for him the previous winter, Jimmy wouldn't think of me and my fellows as "hazards to all things safe"! I may never get to run my safety club again! Eddy NEVER even supported my safety club! All he would care about is gaining money from snowcones made from the Safety Club deicing machine!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, that's not good. It's important to be safe and alert, but everyone needs to support and believe in one another! A lesson that Thomas learned the hard way.
 * Edd: What exactly happened, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I thought you'd never ask! (blows whistle and "Terence the Tractor" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Oliver the Snow Engine")
 * Edd: As happy as I am that Oliver's changed his views on snow, that ending, while happy only reminds me of being in the dumpster prison and the cul-de-sac kids jeering me...*sighs sadly*...I may never get to show Jimmy what I excel in the Safety department. (referring to the EENE episode, "Look Before You Ed")
 * (Jackie approaches Edd's house in her winter attire)
 * Jackie: Edd! I was just on my way home! Do you want to join me for hot soup and cocoa?!
 * Edd (sadly): ...I'd be delighted.
 * Jackie: Edd? Is everything alright?
 * Mr. Conductor: Jackie! Maybe you can be of help to Edd!
 * Jackie: How so, Mr. Conductor? What happened, Edd?
 * Edd: You see, Jackie, Jimmy had a mishap with Ed pretending he was his "Hibachi Man" persona and I offered to help make the cul-de-sac safe during the winter for him, but sadly, Jimmy NEVER trusts me anymore due to the last time I helped him with making winter safe!
 * Jackie: *gasps* Please, tell me what happened last time, Edd and I'm sure I can help!
 * Edd: Very well, Jackie. (scene flashes back to "Look Before you Ed") [narrating over the black and white footage] Jimmy had the same mishap back then as he did today and when I offered him my assistance, Eddy was UNSUPPORTIVE of my safety club idea, but Jimmy was open to the idea so at our old school, Peach Creek Jr. High, I showed him how to make winter safe, but Eddy, with Ed going along with him, made me look like a SHAM to both Jimmy AND safety! Jimmy then had my fellows and I trapped in a dumpster prison with frozen sprinkler water bars making us look like caged animals and Jimmy ran his own safety club from then on! (scene flashes us back to present day) If only Jimmy would give me a second chance! (sniffles and a tear pours down Edd's cheek)
 * Jackie: (gasps softly in despair and sorrow)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, dear...
 * Jackie: Edd...I feel your pain...what Eddy does to you...he does to ME! I'm here to help you! If you want Jimmy to give you a second chance...you MUST realize that what Eddy does that's far from safe ISN'T the way to be safe during winter! The one safety hazard to look out for during winter or ANY TIME is EDDY!
 * Edd: *gasps* Oh my you're right, Jackie! If I want Jimmy to see that I'm as Johnny would say..."a good Joe", I MUST do what I do best...WITHOUT Eddy!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then, what are we waiting for? (disappears)
 * Jackie: Let's go have a word with Jimmy, dear!
 * Edd: Indeed, Turtledove! (the two go off)
 * (Scene shows Jimmy making a safety precaution for Jonny)
 * Jimmy: And THAT'S how to keep your tootsies warm!
 * Jonny: I feel weird...
 * Jimmy: Now go be safe! I have other things to attend to.
 * (Jonny does so)
 * (Edd and Jackie run up to Jimmy while Mr. Conductor appeared in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Jimmy: What do you want, Double-Danger?
 * Edd and Jackie: *gasp*
 * Mr. Conductor (in unison): Oh, dear.
 * Edd: Pardon me, Jimmy, perhaps we could discuss a few things as far as safety and winter goes?
 * Jimmy: Go away!
 * Jackie: Please, Jimmy! Edd WANTS you to give him another chance! He told me what had happened when he showed you how to keep safe during winter and Edd ISN'T to blame!
 * Jimmy: Well, alright, but I have a cul-de-sac to protect!
 * Edd: You see, Jimmy, I meant well when showing you proper winter safety precautions, but understand that Eddy wanted NO PART of the safety club in the first place with his being unsupportive! And Ed can't himself sometimes being the lovable oaf he is, but if you allow me a second chance, I would be happy to show you how I can protect you AND make the cul-de-sac safe during Winter!
 * Jimmy: ...You've given me a lot to think about...
 * (Eddy and Ed suddenly show up)
 * Mr. Conductor: Uh-oh!
 * Eddy: Hi, Jimmy boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!
 * Ed: Who is HE, Eddy?
 * Eddy: Shut up, stupid!
 * Ed: That's my line, Eddy!
 * Eddy: Anyway, working to make the cul-de-sac safe must be tiring work... Wanna buy a snow cone?! (presents the snow cone maker he assembled in "Look Before you Ed" which squirted ketchup onto the snow)
 * Jimmy: Gross!
 * Eddy: Only 25 cents!
 * Edd: Never you mind, Eddy, Jimmy. He only cares about making money, but me, I care about helping others at NO cost whatsoever! As long as you keep Eddy from the safety club, safety can do NO wrong!
 * Mr. Conductor: Exactly! Well put, Edd!
 * Ed: Double-D and Jimmy make for GOOD safety leaders! Let ED join!
 * Eddy: If Lumpy's in, I'M in! 25 cents for safety or be a DANGER magnet for life!
 * Edd: Oh, we'll pay for safety alright, Eddy. (whispers something to Ed)
 * Ed: *snickers like he did in the EENE episode, "Brother, Can You Spare An Ed?"
 * Eddy: What are you lookin' at?
 * (Ed and Edd grab Eddy and the screen turns black)
 * (Scene then fades from black as we see Eddy in the dumpster jail with frozen water sprinkler bars from "Look Before You Ed" along with signs that read "See the Safety Club Mascot, 25¢" and "Do Not Feed the Eddy")
 * Eddy: Ed! Get me out! Ed! Double-D! Mr. C, use your magic dust, will ya?!
 * Jimmy: You want money to keep people safe don't you, Mister?
 * Edd: And that's EXACTLY what we're doing!
 * Ed: Keeping the danger of winter behind frozen bars! Hibachi Man has saved the day!
 * (The kids arrive)
 * Kevin: *laughs* It's Dorky on ice! Right on!
 * Rolf: Yes, Rolf finally feels safe enough to appear in this episode!
 * Nazz: *snickers*
 * Johnny: Look, Plank! Eddy's a mascot to TWO organizations! (reference to Eddy being the mascot for Lemon Brook Lumpers in the EENE episode, "Tight End Ed")
 * Sarah: *laughs*
 * Jimmy: Looks good on ya, Eddy!
 * Edd: Jimmy, I want you to know I'm happy you gave me a second chance and that you me, Jackie, Mr. Conductor and even Ed will be the PERFECT safety club!
 * Jimmy: I thought I was a fool to think you and Ed and were dangers to winter safety, but it was really only Eddy the Mr. Grumpy Greedy Pants!
 * Eddy: Some winter club...(some snowballs hit him)
 * Kevin: Choice! I nailed him!
 * Nazz: That was fun!
 * Rolf: Ja, Ja!
 * Jonny: Nice throw, Plank!
 * (Eddy gripes and groans)
 * Jimmy: Boy, I wouldn't wanna be in his shoes. Time for me to resume our winter safety duties.  ...Coming, Double-D? Your guidance is important!
 * Edd: Count me in, Jimmy! Coming, members?
 * Ed: Can do, Double-D!
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm proud of you, Jackie! Jimmy's opened his heart again and has allowed Edd to show him the ways of winter safety!
 * Jackie: Soon, Edd WILL grow as a person as long as I'm ALWAYS there to lead him on the right path!
 * (That night Edd and Jackie are on her couch with hot cocoa and soup)
 * Edd: Hoo! I'm definitely famished after a hard day of work!
 * Jackie: We all worked together as a team! You led the Safety Club VERY WELL! You provided EXCELLENT precautions, Mr. Conductor's magic helped a lot, Jimmy provided the proper safe winter gear and Ed even provided SOME sensible safety!
 * Edd: Honestly, Jackie, you've been more supportive to me today than Eddy has throughout my life! You remember I told you and the others the story of my flunking the spelling bee to Ed back in Shining Time Station (referring to the EENEVSTS episode, "Billy Saves the Day") and how Eddy cared only about getting a quarter from me instead of cheering me up when he dubbed Ed as "Egghead Ed"!
 * Jackie: Of course I remember, Dubs! I can't believe Eddy was uncaring of your distraught state and to add insult to injury, he USED Ed for money when he ISN'T even the right person to go to help for with schoolwork! The kids were right to chase and ambush him for their money back!
 * Edd: Never in my life have I had someone to say such words to make all my troubles...vanish! (finishes the last of his cocoa and yawns)
 * Jackie: Edd, *yawns* tomorrow night since the snow won't be gone for a while, I want us to have an evening together to enjoy the BEAUTY of winter! Could you imagine it?
 * Edd: With you, my dear, I can imagine ANYTHING.
 * (The two close their eyes and we transition to a dream sequence set to "Walking In The Air" performed by Jackie Evancho where Edd and Jackie are animated similarly to that of "The Snowman" Christmas special where they are flying through the air and even encounter the snowman and the boy from the same special)
 * (After Song; Episode ends with Edd and Jackie asleep on her couch)

Plot

 * Mr. Krabs complains about being old again. Bubbles, Edd, Ed, Spongebob, Lisa, Squidward (who practically didn't care one bit), Eddy (who felt the same as Squidward), Timmy, Rudy, Snap, and Il Volo tried to talk to a grumpy Mr. Krabs. Mr. Conductor appears and tries teaching Mr. Krabs the importance of being old by telling him stories about oldness on the Island Of Sodor. In the end after "Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach", opera singer Placido Domingo arrives at the Krusty Krab and tells Mr. Krabs that he still succeeds even at an old age. Domingo then kindly asks Il Volo to show Mr. Krabs what he can do at an old age by duetting with Il Volo in the song "Il Canto". Mr. Krabs becomes impressed with a change of heart and runs back to his office to count his money faster than usual. The episode ends in unison to Mr. Krabs counting his money.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby The Tram Engine (George Carlin)
 * 2) Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Old Iron (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas Breaks the Rules (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Il Canto (performed by Il Volo and Placido Domingo)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside the Krusty Krab with Mr. Krabs limping to the entrance to the Krusty Krab kitchen)
 * Spongebob: *suddenly flings the door open right in front of Mr. Krabs* Gooood Morning, Mr. Krabs!!!! Just served up some customers--.
 * Mr. Krabs: *drops keys* AAAAHHH! Ye made drop me keys! Give me some space lad! Can't a crab have a little space?!
 * Spongebob: *with tears in his eyes* I'm sorry Mr. Krabs!
 * Eddy: What's he blubbering about?!
 * Lisa (at the gang's table): I think we should help him.
 * Ignazio: But I no finish me Krabby Patty--!
 * Timmy: Aw, c'mon! *yanks Ignazio by his arm*
 * Lisa: What's the matter Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: Aw, Lisa, me girl. I'm getting too old. In fact, I've probably been older than I realized. I'm too old to be running the Krusty Krab.
 * Rudy: C'mon, Mr. Krabs. Old people don't grumble about their age.
 * Gianluca: Yeah, I no complain about-a-me-Nonno (grandpa). He's such-a-the-ham. He no complain about-a-the-age.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yaarrrgh, yeah well If I wasn't so old, I'd...Oh, who am I kidding?
 * Edd: But, Mr. Krabs, Sir, being old doesn't mean that you slow down doing what you love to do.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes it does! I can't even count me money!
 * Edd: Well, Jackie could've assisted us into helping you but sadly she has a cold.
 * Bubbles and Spongebob: *sadly gasp in unison*
 * Spongebob: Jackie's sick?! What a sad thing to hear!!
 * Bubbles: Poor Jackie!
 * Spongebob: (in a crying way): Oh, this is turning into a horrible day!
 * Bubbles: (In a crying way): She had the most beautiful voice I ever heard!
 * Spongebob (In a crying way): Now who will sing me to sleep?!
 * Bubbles: (in a crying way) First, Mr. Krabs wants to retire and Jackie is sick! *cries*
 * Spongebob: (in a crying way) Oh, Bubbles! Could you hold me?!
 * Bubbles: Of course, I can! *cries*
 * Spongebob: *cries in unison*
 * [Ignazio and Lisa approach the two and gently rubbed their backs to sooth them]
 * Lisa: There, there, there, I'm sure Jackie will be up and at 'em sooner than we know it.
 * Squidward: (rudely about Jackie): Who cares about Jackie?! It's not like she's dying or anything!
 * Ed: Like the monster in "It came from Planet Couscous"?!
 * Piero: Ah, Ed, Squid-a-ward, you both give-a-me-a-the-headache already, sheesh!
 * Edd: Ed, please hush.
 * Ed: I am sorry, Double-D.
 * Squidward: Whatever. I could be doing more star potential-gaining things.
 * Lisa: Squidward, manners, and secondly I know famous people that are old.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Gang, I've seen happier faces in a frowning contest.
 * Gianluca: Senior Krabs is-a-complaining about-a-the-old age againe.
 * Mr. Krabs: You don't know the half of it!
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Mr. Krabs, being old isn't so bad. And, Gianluca, surely you remember some of my friends I told you about who are old.
 * Bubbles: Are they retiring too?! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't you worry Bubbles. The engines are working just well and Mr. Krabs, Toby was feeling the same you were when Sir Topham Hatt first met him.
 * Mr. Krabs (angrily): Really?! How could ye old Toby succeed in counting me money?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Toby wasn't really thinking about money, but he was sad about his line closing. I'll tell you what happened. (Blows whistle, bubbles filled up the screen and "Toby The Tram Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Thomas, Percy, and Old Slow Coach")
 * (Placido Domingo enters the Krusty Krab)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, we've just the right person to teach Old Man Krabs! (disappears)
 * *all except Eddy gasp loudly*
 * Piero: Placido!
 * Spongebob: *shrieks* (in a shivering way) P-P-P-PLACIDO DOMINGO! HOLY KRABBY PATTIES! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!! Ohhh... *faints*
 * Edd: I best tend to revive him. *takes bucket of cold water and splashes Spongebob*
 * Spongebob: AAAAHHHH!!!! I can't swim! I can't-- *gasps and stares at the gang* Oh, *laughs* sorry.
 * Ed: (About Placido) Who is Placimo? Is he one of the people eaten in "It Came From Planet Couscous"?!
 * Eddy: It's Placido, stupid. I don't know who the heck he is either.
 * Edd: Eddy, manners. And Ed this isn't the time to be silly.
 * Ed: Aw, shucks. I am sorry, Double D.
 * Timmy: Man, Ed never stops yakking, Double-Dude.
 * Edd: Tell me about it, Timmy.
 * Bubbles: Placido, what are you doing here?
 * Placido (in his Spanish accent): Well, I came here to help Mr. Krabs and grab a bite of course.
 * Mr. Krabs: Help me? With what? Putting me in a retirement home?
 * Placido: Of course not. You see Mr. Krabs, being old doesn't mean to don't get to do what you love to do. I may be old, but I still perform concerts, recitals, and record albums.
 * Ignazio: We feature you in our album once.
 * Placido: Would you like to join me into proving Mr. Krabs what I can do at an old age?
 * Gianluca (calmly): Si, maestro. C'mon guys.
 * (Music from "Il Canto" fade in to Il Volo coming to Placido and they perform "Il Canto"*
 * (After "Il Canto")
 * Squidward: *with tears in his eyes* THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
 * Ed: (in a crying way) MY EYES ARE SWEATING HAPPINESS OR SOMETHING! *bawls loudly*
 * Spongebob: (in a crying way) I think that song gave me the sniffles. *cries*
 * Lisa: Here's a tissue, Spongebob.
 * Spongbob: (In a crying way) Thanks, Lise. (blows his nose)
 * Placido: Now you understand, Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs (with a change of heart): Why, I feel a lot younger. Thank you, Placido! Well, I gotta count me booty! *runs into his office while laughing heartily, and counts his money in twice the speed it usually took*
 * Spongebob: Wow. That song had some real effect on Mr. Krabs, huh Placido?
 * Placido: It really did, Spongebob. Now would you like to take my order?
 * Spongebob: Certainly, Placido. Old Man Krabs is gonna have a lot of "booty" to count! *laughs and the episode ends*

Trivia

 * Jackie Evancho was absent in this episode because she was sick with a cold. (And of course Bubbles and Spongebob worried about Jackie's voice after hearing Edd mention the reason for Jackie's absence)
 * Placido Domingo guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Mr. Krabs is in his office crying because he misses his Grandpappy, who was sick in the Bikini Bottom Hospital for 4 months. Spongebob and Edd tried to sooth his feelings and Mr. Conductor appears and tries to cheer him up with stories about Salty. In the end, Mr. Conductor reveals that Grandpappy is feeling much better and will come home to Mr. Krabs.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) No Sleep for Cranky (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Peace and Quiet (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 5) Salty's Stormy Tale (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Salty

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Mr. Krabs crying on his desk his office inside the Krusty Krab)
 * (Spongebob and Edd enter Mr. Krabs' office)
 * Spongebob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! We just sold our 2,000,000th Krabby Patty of the month!!!!
 * Edd: All thanks to me and Spongebob for providing excellent service.
 * Spongebob: And no angry customers!!!!
 * (They then see Mr. Krabs crying on his desk)
 * Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, what's wrong? Are you okay?
 * Edd: You seem quite downhearted, Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: I AM downhearted, Double-D me boy! I miss me Grandpappy!!!! *bawls*
 * Spongebob: *gasp* What happened to him?!
 * Mr. Krabs: Me Grandpappy had been sick in the Bikini Bottom Hospital for 4 months. *sad gasps* And now I don't know if he'll make it!!!! *bawls loudly*.
 * Spongebob: (sadly) Poor Mr. Krabs!!!!
 * Edd: *Puts hand on Mr. Krabs* It's all right, Mr. Krabs. He'll get well someday. It just takes time for an old person like him to recooperate. I-I mean he is 76 years old you know.
 * Mr. Krabs: I think you could be right, Eddie me boy. *sad gasp* I just wanted to see him again but I've been too busy working and counting me money.
 * Spongebob: Here's a tissue, Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: Thanks, me boy. *blows his nose into tissue*.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Krabs: *sadly* Ahoy, Mr. Conductor....
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, what's wrong with Mr. Krabs, guys?
 * Edd: Mr. Krabs is downhearted because his Grandpappy is sick in the hospital. We don't know if he's gonna recooperate.
 * Spongebob: Can you keep us updated on Grandpappy for Mr. Krabs, please?
 * Mr. Conductor: (Calmly) Of course I will, Spongebob. I'm sure Salty The Dockside Diesel would share the same feeling as Mr. Krabs. After all, he did miss the seaside and the docks.
 * Edd: I think Mr. Krabs would want to hear some stories about the diesel similar to his personality.
 * Mr. Conductor: Are you sure, Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: *cheering up a little* I really want to find out who this Salty diesel really is.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. You'll soon find out. Come along you 3! (Blows whistle, bubbles filled up the screen and "Salty's Secret" begins)

Plot

 * Eddy is angered in jealousy once again by Kevin's record breaking ways (as in the EENE episode, "Ready, Set, Ed!"). He and the Eds (Edd reluctantly) set off to the giant ramp (as seen in "Ready, Set, Ed!") to attempt again, but once again they fall off before they can start. After everyone leaves. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about jealousy, gloating, doubting, and showing off on the Island Of Sodor. After the last story. Once again Edd mentions knitting, and Eddy disrespectfully disagrees (as he did in "Ready, Set, Ed!"), and tells Edd to construct the fake rocket-car again. Edd makes an excuse to use the restroom, in which he REALLY wanted to abandon the scam, fearing the similar fate the last time they tricked the cul-de-sac kids with a rocket-car (in reference to the EENE episode, "Ready, Set, Ed!"). Edd lays sadly on the sidewalk, feeling that it was the first time he abandoned a scam, in which he rarely does. Jackie appears, just finishing her walk with Maggie, and sees a sad and downheartened Edd. They both try and comfort him in the most warm, comfortable, and loving way. Edd tells Jackie and Maggie about the time he tried to help Eddy break a record and build a fake rocket-car, only to be abused and put in sadness, and revealed Eddy's jealousy towards others. This DEEPLY saddened Jackie and Maggie, and they tried comforting him. Edd then tells Jackie the times he was the laugh of the lane due to his lack of strength, and the Kankers once beat him in a wrestling match. (in reference to the EENE episode, "Tag Yer Ed!") And he also told them that Eddy makes fun of him and claims he can't lift a butterfly and discourages him for everything. Jackie and Maggie were TWICE as saddened by this, and comforted him lovingly. Jackie then encouraged and reassured Edd in the BEST way, and told him that he shouldn't let Eddy put him down, and that his strength and spirits would become STRONGER with her in his life. Edd slowly but surely feels better and greatfully thanks Jackie and Maggie. They both stare at each other cutely. When Eddy (angrily) and Ed show up to see if Edd was "back from the restroom", Eddy suddenly sees Edd and Jackie gaze cutey at each other. Eddy shouts nastily at the both of them (and made Maggie yelp, run, and leap into Edd's arms), and demanded Edd to build his "rocket-car" scam again to fool Kevin and the cul-de-sac kids in that he was breaking a record. Jackie sensed fear and resistance inside Edd, and as Eddy demanded Edd to drop Maggie and go on with his rocket-car scam (he was too afraid to speak and he was shaking in fear), she decided to STAND UP to Eddy... right in front of Edd, SHOCKING Edd! The kids were nearby and were SHOCKED by Jackie's BRAVE angry outburst towards Eddy. Eddy angrily confronts Jackie, and puts Edd down in front of her and the cul-de-sac kids (who watched), and told her angrily that he never broke a record, and that Edd was a "wimp" to help him break a record. Jackie BRAVELY retaliated by telling Eddy that he HAS broken a world record, Eddy was pleased... until Jackie said WHAT the world record was... the record for most unsuccesful scams and lies told more than anybody worldwide. This embarrassed Eddy SO MUCH in front of the cul-de-sac kids and Ed that it ENRAGED him badly to GRAB Edd back to build his rocket car scam. Jackie and Edd (holding Maggie) ran for their lives towards Jackie's house to safety. Eddy chased him furiously. Edd (after he dropped Maggie to run in the house) kindly opened the door to Jackie quickly, but as Edd entered the doorway, Eddy GRABBED him by his arm, and Jackie grabbed Edd's other arm, making tug-of-war out of Edd. Maggie hid behind the sofa, saking in fear of the scene. Jackie OVERPOWERED Eddy with her powerful strength and yanked Edd out of Eddy's greedy hands, and SMACKED Eddy's face HARD to push him back a bit. As Eddy charged for the door again, Jackie SLAMMED the door in his face HARD and locked the door, and Eddy cries angrily, pounding the sidewalk throwing a temper-tantrum. In Jackie's bedroom, Edd tears up and sobs again and doubts his lack of strength. Jackie and Maggie tried comforting and reassuring him again to try his best at what he loves to do, and what he does best. Jackie gave him great advice by encouraging him to pray to God every day and ask Him for strength. She then sings "To Believe" to reassure, encourage, and inspire Edd greatly. After the song, Edd warmly thanks Jackie and Maggie for their reassurance, and they decided to all take a nap, and the episode ends.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry to the Rescue (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) No Joke for James (George Carlin)
 * 3) Rock n Roll (George Carlin)
 * 4) Harvey to the Rescue (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Gordon and Spencer (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * To Believe (performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with the kids cheering for Kevin as he performs bike tricks)
 * Kevin: Check this out!
 * Nazz (as Kevin does his bike trick) Go, Kevin go! *Kevin lands on his bike on its wheels* Awesome! *Kevin does more of his trick on his bike*
 * Rolf: Awesome? I don't know! But very good, yes?
 * JImmy (while waving a tissue): He's so confident! So surreal!
 * Eddy: Kevin?! Big deal! What's with this stuff anyway?!
 * Rolf: Kevin is breaking a world record.
 * Eddy: World record?! He's a HACK! TRUE records are made by PROFESSIONALS, such as Ed, Edd... *lifts Jimmy off the fence by grabbing him the back of his neck and dropping him on the ground*
 * Jimmy: OW!
 * Eddy: .... and Eddy!
 * Rolf: I suppress my pain of laughter.
 * Kevin (while riding his bike): Don't worry about it Rolf. Eddy just talks in (in unison, he and his bike soar off a ramp) "Dorkinese". *rides fast, and makes a very long skidmark*
 * Sarah (voice only): Yay!
 * Jonny (voice only): Oh, boy!
 * Jimmy (voice only): It's beautiful!
 * Ed (voice only): Oh, baby!
 * Kevin (voice only): Give it to me, Johnny.
 * Jonny: Golly! That's some skidmark, huh Plank?!
 * Edd: It must be at least 32 feet in length.
 * Jonny: (voice only) 32 feet! (on-screen) A new record!
 * Kevin: Cool!
 * Eddy: What?! So now you are some sort of psychic yard-stick?!
 * Rolf: Let Rolf congratulate you with a victory armpit rub! *does so*
 * Eddy: So?! We can beat that!
 * Ed: Only if we had a sack of potatoes.
 * Edd: Potatoes wouldn't benefit us in any way, Ed.
 * Kevin: Spare me, twerps! Why don't you show us what you got?!
 * Eddy (angrily): No problem! We're pros! Just watch!
 * Edd: There he goes using you and I with the source of plural pronouns.
 * Ed: This one's for you, Nestor! *falls to the ground* *scene fades to the big ramp*
 * Eddy: Is everybody watching?!
 * Edd: Well, duh, Eddy. This contraption only takes up half of the cul-de-sac.
 * Eddy: World record here we come!
 * Ed: Plural pronoun!
 * *they soon began to fall backwards*
 * Edd: Oh, dear! *all scream as they fall and land with a "BAM!"*
 * Kevin (sarcastically): Oh, you guys are good! *laughs* "REAL pros!". *opens the fence for the kids* How can I compete?
 * Rolf (as he exits): My feet swell with joy!
 * Sarah (as she and the kids leave the scene): Come on, Jimmy.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, guys! What's all this?
 * Edd (unenthusiastically): Unfortunately, Eddy is trying to outdo Kevin again in breaking world records. *sad sigh* Eddy, when will you EVER not be on your high horse?
 * Eddy: Hey! I ain't on my high horse! I wanna show bazooka-chin Kevin that he ain't the only one breaking records! I wanna break records, too! More than that square-headed jerk will EVER break!
 * Ed: Like Kit-Kat bars?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sounds like you're being jealous, Eddy. Usually being on your high-horse is not the way to break records. Also, jealousy is the thing that nobody wants to practice. In fact, gloating, laughing, and making fun of others is JUST as worse, as it could lead yourself into such dismay and embarrassment. Take the story of Gordon The Big Blue engine when he attempted to mock and laugh at Henry when he got shut up in a tunnel.
 * Eddy: You mean that galloping blue sausage on wheels taunting the big green whale?! HMPH! I bet the galloping blue sausage wasn't trying to break records and outdo the big green whale!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but he WAS going too fast for the coaches. Let me show you what I mean. (blows whistle and "Henry To The Rescue" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after "Gordon & Spencer")
 * Mr. Conductor: And after that, Spencer had learned not to be a showoff, and that he should listen to Gordon and others' advice in order to be really useful.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor is right, Eddy. Gloating and refusing to listen to others' advice WILL make an embarrassment out of you.
 * Eddy: Fine! What's YOUR idea, Sockhead?
 * Edd: May I suggest something LESS physical.... like KNITTING?!
 * Eddy: Knitting?! I can see it all now! We knit a blanket, a HUGE blanket! Kevin would have to out-knit us!
 * Edd: That.... that, he WOULD.
 * Ed: I like blankets with little fringes and--!
 * Eddy: NOT KNITTING!!!! We move to Plan-B. Knitting... please?
 * Mr. Conductor: Good luck with that, Eddy! And don't end up losing water in your boiler and get stranded! *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Eddy: Sockhead, I want you and Ed to try that rocket-car scam again, and this time, DON'T screw up!
 * Edd (in his thoughts): Oh, dear! I just can't repeat this similar fate! And plus, I am the laugh of the lane anyway with my lack of strength. I can't even afford the strength to build that rocket-car prop and waste my energy in making the slideshow of different countries for me and Ed to act! I can't believe I'm saying this, I have to clean-lie my way out of this! (out loud) Before I can assist you in this "rocket-car" scam, I must use my facility's restroom.
 * Eddy: Alright, Sockhead! Now make it quick! I gotta go to to the playground to round up the pigeons! *goes with Ed to the playground, and leave the scene*
 * Edd (tearing up /sadly / depressed): *sadly limps towards the sidewalk, and sits, sobbing* (in a sobbing way) Oh, I'm a complete sham..... my lack of strength makes me the laugh of the lane, and a NOBODY to the cul-de-sac. And usually I NEVER leave a scam, but today I didn't feel like helping Eddy with a scam. It is RARE that I abandon a scam.... *sad gasps* and I can't afford to be shot up in the air and roll down the ramp in the most painful way! *sobs in his hands* *Jackie and Maggie appear in the scene*
 * Jackie (worried / kindly / in unison, Maggie whines in worry for Edd): Edd? Are you alright? Why are you crying? *hugs Edd* Awwwww..... c'mon, sweetheart. Don't cry.... *shushes him calmly, and Maggie licks Edd to comfort him*
 * Edd (sobbing / sadly): Oh, Jackie.... you don't know HOW sad I am.... *sad gasps*
 * Jackie (worried / sadly / kindly): Awwwww..... *shushes Edd calmly* You can tell me and Maggie, sweetiepie. We can help you with your problem.
 * Maggie (sadly): *whines in worry for Edd*
 * Edd (sadly): Well.... *sad gasps* Allow me to explain..... (scene transitions to the events from "Ready, Set, Ed!") Breaking records and outdoing others is Eddy's main progative other than scamming others for money. Eddy, as jealous and the showoff he is, tries to receive personal gain for trying to break records and outdo Kevin, and using ME of all people, and Ed to help him succeed. That NEVER worked when I built that scary ramp of terror and we ended up falling on the pavement, and Eddy having me build a fake-rocket car, and have me and Ed act like random people from other countries in order to make the scam work, but Ed's faulty acting caused Kevin to crack and withdraw everyone from the prop, put me and Ed in the prop tied up, and overloaded the Popcorn King machine used for the "rocket-car" prop only to shoot me, Ed, and Eddy up in the air, and travel down our ramp of terror, almost getting us KILLED! *scene transitions back to the cul-de-sac* Today, he tried getting me to construct the rocket-car scam again, but as much as I abhor dishonesty, I made a clean-lie saying I was going to use the restroom, but I was REALLY abandoning the scam because I was so depressed and didn't want a repeat of the same fate. And rarely I abandon scams! *sad gasps* Also, I SO MUCH destest being the laugh of the lane due to my lack of strength, and Eddy laughing and MOCKING me due to my lack of strength and doubting me that I "can't lift a butterfly" and do extraordinary things! SO! MUCH! *cries while covering face*
 * Jackie (Maggie whines in worry for Edd in unison):*gasps loudly in horror* How could Eddy DO THAT?! Getting you involved in melee out of jealousy is one thing, but LAUGHING at you and putting you down because of your lack of strength is TOTALLY wrong, unfair, disrespectful, heartless, and unjust! *hugs Edd tightly to try and calm him down, and shushes him calmly* Please.... please don't cry, sweetheart. *shushes Edd calmly and kisses him on the cheek as Edd quiets down slowly but surely from softness, gentleness, and devoted vibes of Jackie, and the nuzzles and kisses of Maggie* (in her mind) Eddy is JEALOUS OF PEOPLE?! He PUTS DOUBLE-D DOWN, MAKES FUN of him, and DOUBTS him for his lack of strength?! What kind of "friend" Eddy is to put him down on a daily basis for his lack of strength and doubts him for that?! What kind of "friend" Eddy is to manipulate Edd to go along with jealous-like scams to outdo others like Kevin?! This is yet ANOTHER reason why Edd should turn on Eddy! Eddy is JEALOUS, GLOATY, and a SHOWOFF! Edd doesn't need people like that to be friends with! Friends don't show off to others! Friends are meant to be HUMBLE! Edd doesn't deserve all this mistreatment! I NEED to find the right time to reveal the REAL Eddy to him, but I need MORE evidence to collect from that evildoer taking over my baby's life! *cries in worry*
 * Edd (crying): You don't know how much I easily fail at things, Jackie! Not to sound like Eddy, but I can't break any records myself! And I don't want you to stop loving me all because I am what Eddy calls, a wimp! I am a SHAM! A SHAM! *cries and Jackie hugs him and shushes him to comfort him and quiet him down*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): PLEASE don't think and/or say that, sweetiepie. You are NOT a sham. There is NOTHING you can't do. You shouldn't let Eddy constantly belittle you like that. You HAVE the strength to do things you love to do. You are a brave young man who never likes to give up on the people he loves. *Edd whimpers a little, remembers his woes, but Jackie nuzzles his cheek and shushes him calmly* And plus, I never think you're a wimp.
 * Edd (sobbing): *sad gasps* Y-Y-Y-You don't? *sadly sniffles*
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): Not at all, sweetheart. You are a great, kind-hearted young man who never likes to disappoint anybody and never gives up on the ones he loves the best. Have faith, Dubs. If you BELIEVE in your heart that do you can do things, you can do it. And you know that I will ALWAYS believe in you. My love for you will also help you gain back your strength and spirits, and you will be.... STRONGER THAN EVER!
 * Maggie: *barks in agreement and nods her head "yes"*
 * Edd (in tears): Bless you so much, Jackie. You and Maggie's calm vibes and therapeutic advice is slowly but surely cheering me up and giving me confidence.
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): Awwwww..... you're very welcome, sweetheart. *the two gaze cutely at each other* *scene cuts to Eddy coming with the kids*
 * Kevin: I told you you don't have a REAL rocket-car, dork!
 * Eddy: I DO have one! I'm trying to find Sockhead to build it--! *gasps as he sees Edd and Jackie gaze cutely at each other* *Eddy's turns red as a beet, head steams up, and the top of his head soars and steam billows as he growls (as he did in the EENE episode, "In Like Ed")*
 * Ed: Double-D looks cute for a lovebird! Can I lick the bowl?
 * Eddy (angrily / voice only): HEY, SOCKHEAD!
 * [Edd and Jackie gasp in horror]
 * Maggie: *yelps and runs into Edd arms and shakes in fright*
 * Edd: Eddy, I did not at all appreciate the way you frightened Maggie like that--!
 * Eddy (angrily): You lied to me, Sockhead! You said you were going to the bathroom! But no.... you decided to go to Jackie Ev-nobo and "preach" to her! You were supposed to help me with the rocket-car! NOT go lovey-dovey with Ev-nacho! *Edd gasps in horror at Eddy's actions* Now drop the little mutt (referring to Maggie) and build the rocket-car!
 * Edd: *nervously shudders without a word and holds Maggie tight, and Maggie whines in fear*
 * Eddy (angrily): HELLO?! Did I stutter, Sockhead?! Drop the little squirt, NOW Double--!
 * Jackie (bravely / angrily): LAY OFF MY DOG AND MY KIND BOY, YOU HEARTLESS BULLY! *everyone gasps on shock, even Edd*
 * Edd (shocked): WHOA! (in his mind) Oh, dear! I never saw Jackie THIS mad before! She stood up to Eddy.... RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I appreciate Jackie sticking up for me and Maggie!
 * Eddy (angrily): Shut your mouth, Ev-nobo! I needed--!
 * Jackie (offended / bravely / angrily): EXCUSE ME?!
 * Eddy (angrily / rudely): You heard me, Ev-nacho! Shut your mouth, and let me take wimpy Sockhead to build my rocket-car! With Sockhead cryin' to you and complaining that he can't lift a butterfly, I will NEVER break a world record and rub it in Shovelchin's face!
 * Jackie (bravely / angrily): First of all, you DON'T EVER tell a LADY to shut up! *everyone and Edd gasps in shock* Second, you don't ever YELL at a lady, and third, you HAVE broken world records in your life, in case you never knew about it!
 * Eddy (angrily but pleased): Well, it's about time you praised me and say that I broke a world record! What record did I break so I can rub it in that square-headed jerk, Kevin's face?!
 * Jackie (bravely): You hold the world record.... (scene shows Eddy with a confident smile, then cuts back at Jackie).... for most UNSUCCESFUL scams and for most LIES told more than ANYBODY worldwide!
 * Eddy (insulted / angrily): WHAT?!
 * Jackie (angrily / bravely / voice only): You REALLY ARE a pro at lying, aren't you?!
 * Eddy (in unison to the kids laughing in the background): That's not funny!
 * Kevin: Well, it's TRUE that you lie all the time, dork! *laughs*
 * Eddy: *angry gibberish*
 * Jackie (worried): It's best that we head to MY house, Edd!
 * Edd (holding Maggie): Right-O! *runs with Jackie towards Jackie's house, and Eddy chases after them like a MADMAN, dodging the kids from stopping him*
 * Edd: *opens the door and quickly drops Maggie to run in the house, and let's Jackie in* After you, Jackie! *is about to run in, but in the doorway, Eddy grabs Edd by his left arm and pulls him* *shrieks* Jackie, help me!!!! *Maggie jumps and yelps, and hides underneath the sofa and shudders in extreme fear*
 * Jackie (in horror): Edd! Don't worry, baby! I'm coming! *Jackie races to Edd's rescue and GRABS him by his right arm, and a tug-of-war begins*
 * Eddy (while pulling Edd): Gimme back.... *grunts*... Sockhead! *grunts* He owes me a rocket-car*
 * Jackie (while pulling Edd): No he doesn't! *strains and groans* He DESERVES better than to.... *groans and strains*.... be bothered with the likes of YOU! *strains and groans* *the tug-of war went on for 12 seconds until Jackie OVERPOWERED Eddy with her incredible strength, and SMACKED Eddy HARD across the face, pushing him back a tad far from the doorway*
 * Eddy (with a red-handmade on his face): EV-NACHO! *runs towards the door* YOU OWE ME SOCKHEAD--! *Jackie SLAMS the door in his face as he slides on the door and his eyeballs come off (as he did in the EENE episode, "Don't Rain On My Ed") and locks it, and then she quickly bars and locks all windows to keep Eddy from coming in*
 * Eddy: Fine! Lock me out! Because this scam was goal! A. No. 1 baby! *scene fades into Jackie's bedroom with Edd, Jackie, and Maggie relaxing on Jackie's bed*

Quote 3

 * Edd (in tears / sadly); You know Jackie, I always detest when Eddy calls me a wimp in public and pushes me hard when I didn't want to be. True he stood up to the Kankers and encouraged me to fight the Kankers, but he was WRONG to encourage me to use violence towards the female gender. One time, he forced me and Ed to along with him with turkey basters or as Eddy would call them, "Canadian squirt guns" to get revenge on the Kankers after they took his money during our "Sheriff Eddy" scam, in which we missed every shot, which ended us up being trapped in Kanker rubber cement as seductively kissed! Also.... *gulps sadly*.... when Kevin unintentionally ruined our "Polar Ed's Sleigh Rides" scam after Rolf accidentally kicked their soccer ball on the path of Ed, causing him, me, and the kids to crash, Eddy wanted revenge on him for something he never did. That was when Eddy THREATENED me that he was going to reveal what's under my hat if I didn't go along with him to attack Kevin for his revenge! *sobs while covering his face*
 * Jackie (sadly / worried): *Maggie whines for Edd in unison* *gasps softly in horror* He is V-V-V-VENGEFUL, too?! How could he do things like THAT?!
 * Edd (sadly / sobbing): Because Eddy is never happy unless he has the last laugh. It makes me sad and sick to my stomach. *sobs covering face as Jackie and Maggie comfort him*
 * Jackie (in her mind / horror): Eddy is VENGEFUL?! He's not happy until he has the last laugh?! How could my Double-D be friends with somebody who like to seek vengeance on people if he doesn't get his way nor have the last laugh?! I just collected another major reason why Edd should end his friendship with Eddy! Friends are not meant to vow vengeance on others and blame them for false reasons!

Trivia

 * This is the first time Jackie stands up to Eddy, and sends Edd one of the first waking messages in his head about Eddy after she stands up to him and embarrasses Eddy in front of him, Edd, and the cul-de-sac kids.

Plot

 * Maggie (Jackies dog) struggled to get up onto Jackie's bed. Edd and Jackie just walked through the door bringing Maggie dog treats when they saw her trying to leap onto the bed. Edd suggested Jackie to carry Maggie onto the bed, so she did. Maggie soon got upset when she heard Eddy make fun of her and jerked tears. Jackie and Edd tried soothing Maggie's hurt feelings. Edd told Jackie (Since Mr. Conductor magically gave Edd the ability to understand dog language) that she didn't like being small. Timmy appeared 16 inches tall in his Conductor's uniform (because Mr. Conductor was watching over Farmer McColl's lambs on the Island of Sodor and Timmy was filling in for him at Shining Time Station for the day) and tried to help sooth Maggie's hurt feelings (along with Edd and Jackie) and tried teaching her what being little can prove by telling stories about the Narrow Gauge engines who've proven their abilities. In the end Maggie then realized that even though she's puny she is still loved, no matter what the size, so Edd and Jackie gave her a hug. After Timmy disappeared, Jackie then performed "Open Fields of Grace" for Maggie, showing her Pomeranian dog that she DOES love her.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Four Little Engines (repeat)
 * 2) Trusty Rusty
 * 3) The Runaway Elephant
 * 4) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady
 * 5) Rheneas and the Roller Coaster (repeat)

Song

 * Open Fields of Grace (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Maggie trying to leap onto Jackie's bed)
 * (Edd and Jackie open the door and enter the room)
 * Jackie: Hey, Mags. We bought you some treats.
 * Edd: *sees Maggie trying to jump on the bed* Oh, Maggie! Don't worry, I'll assist you. *lifts Maggie onto the bed*
 * Jackie: Oh, poor Mags looks sad, Eddward. Why is that, Maggie?
 * (Maggie barks repteadly in response)
 * Edd: Oh my...!
 * Jackie: Goodness!
 * Edd: You say you feel worthless and weak for being unable to climb up onto your bed, Maggie?
 * Jackie: *gasp* Maggie! Why?
 * (Maggie barks back her response)
 * Edd: Egads! You feel this way BECAUSE of Eddy jeering, saying you are worthless and weak!?
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* Don't listen to Eddy, Maggie! Eddy's told lies all his life!
 * Eddy (voice only from outside Jackie's window): Ah, whatta you know?! That mutt WILL always be worthless and weak!
 * (Edd slams the door with a "HMPH!")
 * Edd: Rest assured, Maggie, Jackie and I don't think you're worthless and weak. You may be small, but you could certainly learn to jump BIG.
 * Maggie: *barks twice for "Really, Eddward?"*
 * Edd: Yes, really, Maggie.
 * (Timmy appears 16 inches tall, in his Conductor's uniform covered in dust)
 * Timmy: Man, what a day!
 * Jackie: Timmy! You're so dusty!
 * Edd: What ever is going on with you, Timmy?
 * Timmy: Well, first of all, guys. Mr. Conductor is watching over the Farmer's lambs on the Island of Sodor and needed me to fill in for him at Shining Time Station for the day. Secondly, I was dusting the places that were the hardest to reach and man, do I look like a dust-mite!
 * (Maggie barks sadly)
 * Timmy: What, ol' girl? What do you mean you don't like being small?
 * Edd: Oh my! Timmy, you also understood Maggie?
 * Timmy: Duh! I SPEAK dog! Must have picked it up from that time I switched bodies with Vicky's dog, Doidle. (referring to the episode, "Dog Day Afternoon") Why, Double-Dude?
 * Jackie: Maybe Maggie could tell you.
 * (Maggie barks in explanation for Timmy)
 * Timmy: Dorky said that?! That jerky no-good cheapskate! Listen, Maggie, just because you're small, doesn't mean you're worthless and weak. We actually have small engines on the Island of Sodor known as the Narrow Gauge engines who can do totally BIG things for their size!
 * (Maggie barks for "Really?")
 * Timmy: Of course, really.
 * Jackie: Maybe Maggie would like you to tell her stories about the Narrow Gauge railway. You think it's a good idea, Double Dear?
 * Edd: Most assuredly, Turtledove.
 * Timmy: And I think so too. This story here's about Skarloey. He was feeling the same way you were except he was feeling too old and missed his friend, Rheneas. But I better fill you in on where the whole story started! (Blows whistle and "Four Little Engines" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Rheneas and the Roller Coaster")
 * Timmy: So after Rheneas finally gave the children and their teacher that "something special", he no longer felt insecure for being a little engine.


 * Jackie: You see Maggie, being little isn't all that bad. Being little.... is what makes you special.
 * Edd: Jackie's right, Maggie. Being miniature is one of the most intriguing things in the world. Because the littler you are, the more cute you are.
 * Timmy: Yeah! And you can crawl into small places that nobody tall can reach, Mags. I HAVE to be this small in order to work for my boss, Mr. Conductor. I wasn't hip about it at first, but I adapted to it, and now I love being this small to do Mr. Conductor's work. *gasps and looks at his watch* That reminds me, I have to go to Mr. Conductor's office right now! He's back from watching the lambs! Bye! *disappears*


 * Jackie and Edd: Bye Timmy.
 * Jackie: And Maggie, being little doesn't mean we don't love you. And Eddy WAS wrong to make fun of you like you mentioned earlier.


 * Edd: Jackie's right, Maggie. We love you BECAUSE you are miniature. If it wasn't for you, I would've still feared canines for the rest of my life. You will ALWAYS be our cute, lovable, little dog, and a great friend and faithful companion.
 * Maggie: *barks at Edd and Jackie*
 * [Jackie and Edd nod their heads yes]
 * Jackie: You will ALWAYS be mine and Edd's cute little baby. *she had Edd hug, cuddle, and let Maggie, and she pants happily*
 * Jackie: *receives a text from Timmy* *gasps* Hey, Edd, Mags! Timmy just text me a video of something that happened yesterday (Friday) in school that we were unaware about! This took place after Eddy wrecked you in the simulator yesterday during after-lunch training.
 * Edd: *gasps* Please allow us to witness, my dear Jackie. *Jackie plays the video on her phone as the scene transitions to that event in Team Fastex Headquarters with Eddy packing his bags from the racing simulator from daily training in Team Fastex NASCAR School*
 * Jack Fassler (suspicious): I heard a RUMOR about you, McRich, and I can't believe it. They call you the "scammer", because when you scam others for money, you use the money.... for jawbreakers. Also, like the Collector, after you wreck another driver's car, you keep a piece of it.... like a trophy.
 * Eddy: So what?! I can at least have SOME hobbies to do!
 * Jack Fassler (sternly): I didn't like what you did out there, McRich.
 * Eddy: Relax, Mr. Fassler! It ain't the real thing! It was Sockhead's fau--!
 * Jack Fassler (sternly): I will NOT have a lying, sneaky, arrogant dirty driver on my team next year! You're fired! *scene transitions back to Jackie's bedroom*
 * Edd: *gasps in horror* Eddy... EXPELLED from school?! Well to be honest, he DESERVED it for giving us ALL a hard time in school and what he did to me in the training-simulator yesterday, and to take his anger of being expelled from school out, he used MAGGIE?! This is totally amiss!
 * Jackie (in horror / to herself): Eddy takes his anger out on EVERYONE if he doesn't get his way and/or suffers the consequences?! This is ANOTHER reason why Double-D NEEDS to turn on Eddy! He doesn't need a friend like that! Friends don't take their anger out on their friends nor ANYONE period!
 * Maggie (tired): *yawns*
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwwww.... guess it's it's Maggie's naptime, Double-D.
 * Edd (tired): You know what, Jackie.... *yawns* I'm getting tired, too. Perhaps we should get some slumber, too, Turtledove?
 * Jackie (kindly) Yes we can, sweetheart. *intro to "Open Fields Of Grace" plays in the background* It's been a long day. *deep calm sigh* Let's ALL take a nap. *sings "Open Fields Of Grace"*

Plot

 * The PPGs wake up in the morning (as in the PPG episode, "The Mane Event") and see Blossom's hair wave in the wind. Bubbles and Buttercup found that Blossom's hair ended up to be too long, so they decided to play with it (as in "The Mane Event") Blossom woke up in a shock, and got angry with Bubbles and Buttercup. Jimmy Neutron comes in to treat her to go out for breakfast while Goddard was at Professor Frink's observatory for a major tune-up & software update (that lasted for 6 hours), but sees Blossom (with her hair styled-silly) heated with Bubbles and Buttercup. Jimmy asks what was the matter. Blossom told him what Bubbles and Buttercup did, and Jimmy Neutron suggests to Bubbles and Buttercup to find their lovers so he and Blossom can be left alone alone. They do so respectfully. Jimmy asks Blossom why she has her hair all styled silly (before it was cut in "The Mane Event"). Blossom told Jimmy that Bubbles and Buttercup did that before, but they cut her hair the wrong way, making her look foolish and and the Townsville people and a giant ball-like cyclops monster laugh and make fun of her. Jimmy was SHOCKED to hear that and felt bad for Blossom. Mr. Conductor appears and complains that his whistle was off-tune again (as in the STS episode, "Mr. Conductor's Evil Twin"). Blossom and Jimmy tell Mr. Conductor about Blossom's dilemma. Mr. Conductor was surprised that he was not alone with a dilemma. He tells stories of embarrassment on The Island Of Sodor. After the last story, Mr. Conductor goes to get his whistle fixed. Blossom and Jimmy Neutron were alone. Jimmy kindly took apart the accesories (as in "The Mane Event") out of Blossom's hair. Blossom was shocked to see her hair too long. She was still sad and depressed that people will STILL tease and make fun of her and call her "Rapunzel", and claimed that her hair was too much a for a barber to cut and that they were expensive. Jimmy had told her that he contacted someone special to assist her with her problem, and he was a specialist and cheap (as Mr. Conductor told them earlier about "cheap"). Blossom at first doubted Jimmy, then she heard a singing voice in the background (singing, "La la la le la!"), she talks again and gets interrupted again by the singing voice in the background (singing "La la la ra!"). Blossom wonders what is that voice in the background. Then the intro to "Largo Al Factotum" plays in the background. In the beginning instrumental (with the voice singing, "La la la le, la la la ra!"). Blossom asks what was happening. Jimmy warmly introduces the person to help her as he opens the door saying that the specialist was Figaro The Barber. Figaro sings his famous "Largo Al Factotum" aria as he washes, cuts, buzzes, blow-dries (with a hair dryer), and flat-irons Blossom's hair. Right after Figaro finishes his last lyric, Jimmy kindly flips a quarter to pay Figaro, and the song ends. Blossom thanks and congratulates Figaro. Figaro takes a bow, and leaves the scene. Blossom thanks Jimmy so much for sorting out her dilemma and having Figaro The Barber fix her hair and bring it back to normal. She and Jimmy then leave the scene going out for breakfast, and the episode ends.

Thomas Stories

 * 1)  A Cow On The Line (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Percy, James & The Fruitful Day (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) A Better View For Gordon (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) Something Fishy (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 5) Something In The Air (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Largo Al Factotum (performed by Figaro The Barber from "The Barber Of Seville" as he enters the scene and works on Blossom's hair)

Quote 1

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Quote 2

 * (quotes coming soon)

Trivia

 * Figaro The Barber (Hermann Prey's character from the Jean-Pierre Ponnelle opera-film, "Il Barbiere Di Siviglia") guest stars in this episode, and sings his famous "Largo Al Factotum" aria as he works on Blossom's hair.
 * Mr. Conductor's whistle will be off-tune (from the STS episode, "Mr. Conductor's Evil Twin") this whole episode.
 * Goddard will be absent in this Jimmy Neutron-featured episode.
 * Even though monsters and their birth/creation sources are extinct, Blossom mentions the ball-like cyclops monster she and the girls faced in the PPG episode, "The Mane Event".
 * This is the only time in the series that an operatic character (from an actual opera) guest stars in an episode.
 * This episode is a special tribute in loving memory of German opera baritone, Hermann Prey (1929-1998).

Plot

 * Jackie's older sister, Juliet is on vacation for a week after working a lot on the New York Central Railroad (upstate New York / steam locomotives), and decided to visit the cul-de-sac and spend a week with her sister, Jackie and Maggie. Juliet had brought her cat, Zero with her, in which Bubbles adored greatly. Juliet arrives and adores everybody (except Eddy / she did NOT AT ALL like Eddy after Jackie told her everything on the phone that Eddy did to Edd and Ed throughout the years, ESPECIALLY Edd) in a ROUSING BIG welcome. Mr. Conductor (George Carlin) appears, Juliet freaks out a little, then Jackie, Edd, and Timmy sooth Juliet and overcome her fear of him, then Mr. Conductor (George Carlin) properly introduces himself to Juliet, and he mentions his cousin coming later. He and Timmy tells Juliet about their dear friend Thomas The Tank Engine (Juliet didn't know about everyone in the Island Of Sodor), and then tells stories about vacations on the Island Of Sodor. Mr. Conductor's cousin (Ringo Starr) arrives, tells Juliet about himself and tells Juliet that HE works on the railroad too (says quotes similar to the STS episode, "Two Old Hands") Juliet grows fond of him. Then Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) tells the last 2 stories. After Eddy insults Juliet about being "sisters with a traitor to take Edd away from him", Juliet stands up to Eddy, and scares him away threatening to hit him with her purse. Eddy ran away to his house, feeling afraid of Juliet for her power to defend herself, Edd, and her sister Jackie in front of everybody. Juliet teared up, being deeply devastated by Eddy's insults, and everyone goes to comfort Juliet. Juliet reveals that she used to be very jealous of Jackie because she became a singer and she didn't, and that they used to not be close to each other in the past, and that Juliet's jealousy got the best of her when she was bullied in school before she graduated and got a job on the New York Central Railroad as an engineer, and she had learned not be jealous of her sister Jackie and love her eternally, after Jackie had constantly stood up to her enemies and defended her. Juliet then confessed that she herself was afraid to make friends after all the bullying she went through in school. The gang all let her know that Jackie is a loyal sister to her and that she has friends and made new loyal friends. Edd also helped Juliet feel better by giving her warm, sagacious advice. Juliet felt much better and adored Edd for helping her with her mental wounds, and Jackie was proud of Edd and loved him more than ever for helping Juliet feel emotionally better. Then Jackie performs "All Of The Stars" to show everyone her STRONG sister love to Juliet and to help her feel better. Everyone was in tears after she sang to Juliet.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) All At Sea (George Carlin)
 * 2) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Special Attraction (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 5) Bulgy Rides Again (Michael Angelis) (repeat)

Song

 * All Of The Stars (performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode open in the cul-de-sac with Edd, Bubbles, Timmy, Ed, Kevin, Buttercup, Bart, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny 2x4 with Plank, Mac, Bloo, Squidward, Sandy, Kevin, Lisa, Colin, Eddy, Rolf, Rudy, Penny, Cosmo and Wanda (on Timmy's watch) conversating on the sidewalk)
 * Lisa: Hey, Ed. Can you please pass me a pen to write down Colin's phone number?
 * Ed: Right-O, pretty brainy girl! *in unison, he squirts mustard bottle, and a pencil pops out* ALLEY-OOP! *gives mustard bottle to Lisa*
 * Lisa (holding a mustard bottle with a pencil sticking out): Really, Ed?
 * Eddy: Lisa asked for a PEN!
 * Ed: She asked for mustard, Eddy. Do you have corn in your ears, mister?
 * Eddy: What's that supposed to mean--?! *Jackie's car is heard*
 * (Jackie's car pulls in the driveway)
 * Eddy (in his mind): Oh, great! It's Ev-nobo! My day is ruined already!
 * Jackie (holding Maggie) and Juliet (holding Zero) exit Jackie's car*
 * Edd: Hey, Jackie!
 * Jackie: Hey, love! Good morning! *she and Edd hug and kiss on the cheek*
 * Eddy (in his mind): *growls* What's with that stupid Jackie Ev-nobo?! Why can't she just leave my Sockhead alone?!
 * Jimmy: Gee wilikers, Jackie! Who is this pretty tall girl?
 * Mac (amazed): She's taller than YOU, Jackie!
 * Jackie: Gang, I'd like to introduce you all to my brave sister, Juliet Evancho.
 * Juliet (kindly): *waves* Hi.
 * Everyone (except Eddy): Hi, Juliet!
 * Bubbles: Hi, Juliet! I'm Bubbles.
 * Juliet (kindly): Hi, Bubbles. You seem very nice.
 * Bubbles: Thank you so much, Juliet! *cutely giggles* Awwwww! Is that a kitty, you're holding?! He seems so cute!
 * Juliet: His name is Zero, Bubbles. Wanna hold him?
 * Bubbles: Sure, Juliet! *Juliet gives Zero to Bubbles, Zero meows and kisses Bubbles on the cheek and Bubbles kisses him back*
 * Edd: Pleasure to meet you, Juliet! My name is Eddward, Double-D.
 * Ed: Hello, my name is Ed!
 * Timmy: Timmy Turner..... boy!
 * Jimmy: I'm Jimmy!
 * Sarah: Call me Sarah.
 * Kevin: Name's Kevin, Juliet.
 * Rolf: I am Rolf!
 * Jonny: My name's Jonny and this here's my buddy, Plank!
 * Mac: I'm Mac!
 * Bloo: Name's Bloo.
 * Rudy: Rudy Tabootie, Ms. Juliet.
 * Penny: Greetings, Juliet, I'm Penny Sanchez.
 * Lisa: Lisa Simpson.
 * Colin: I'm Colin, from Ireland.
 * Sandy: Howdy, Juliet! Name's Sandy.
 * Squidward: I'm Squidward.
 * Bart: Bartolomew Jojo Simpson!
 * Eddy: Hey! Did you forget me?! Eddy?!
 * Buttercup: Can it, Dork! (to Juliet) Name's Buttercup, Juliet.
 * Juliet (kindly): It is a pleasure to meet you all, you all seem very nice. (in her mind) Except Eddy, because he greeted me nastily when I introduced myself to him. I am glad my sis (referring to Jackie) told me all about him on the phone and kept me updated on what he does to her and her Double-D ESPECIALLY what he does to her Double-D.
 * Timmy: So, Juliet, where have you been since Jackie and the rest of your family moved to the cul-de-sac?
 * Juliet: Well, about 2 months ago, I got a job as a railroad engineer on the New York Central Railroad. I had to move from Pittsburgh all the way to upstate New York to work on the railroad. It's a beautiful place though. I have been working hard driving those Hudson and Niagara steam locomotives ever since I worked for the railroad. My boss says I can have a week-long vacation to spend time with my sister once every 2 months. I love my job very much, and the people are very nice there and treat me very well.
 * Ed: Like caterpillars?
 * Juliet (kindly): *giggles* You're very funny Ed.
 * Mac: Wow, you should work for the Indian Valley Railroad someday! They can sure use a hand. And we all live near there and we have friends there as well in Shining Time Station.
 * Juliet (kindly) Thank you, Mac. It WOULD be an honor to get a job at the Indian Valley Railroad, so I can be close to all you guys and maybe you would all be my passengers.
 * Ed: Like horses?
 * Eddy: Will you ever turn off, Ed?!
 * Ed: The number you are dialing is not in service.


 * (Juliet and the gang walks up to Jackie's car, then Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust on Jackie's car-trunk)
 * Juliet (frightened): *jumps and shrieks (as she did in "Growing Up Evancho")* J-J-Jackie..... a l-l-l-little man just sh-sh-sh-showed up out of n-n-n-nowhere.....
 * Jackie (kindly): Jules, Jules, relax. He's harmless. He is our friend. I knew him for years.
 * Mr. Conductor: Please don't afraid of me, Juliet. I'm not going to hurt you. Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor, at your service.
 * Juliet (shyly / warming up to Mr. Conductor): Hi, Mr. Conductor. How did you know my name?
 * Mr. Conductor: Your sister, Jackie has known me ever since she, Edd, and the rest of my friends visit Shining Time Station. I live in a signal-house painting and work there you know. Shining Time Station is my home.
 * Timmy: In fact, Juliet, I actually worked for the Conductor family while Mr. Conductor was making friends with the Eds and their cul-de-sac kids here, his cousin was focusing on his solo music career after his separation with his old band (reference to Ringo Starr and the Beatles) and I made new friends as well working at Shining Time Station such as my girlfriend here, Bubbles. When I met him, he was working as C.O.O of Fairy World and heard all about my good deeds and that he needed a hand at Shining Time Station when Piero Barone, who used to work there too, went to the North Pole to help Mr. Nicholas. He even let me keep my fairies FOREVER no matter how old I get AND so any new friends I make along the way could get to know 'em. MAN, the Conductor Family MAKES me feel like family to them unlike my uncaring parents back in Dimmsdale.
 * Juliet (kindly): That's very interesting Timmy, I didn't know you worked for him and his family, and that you had fairy Godparents, and Mr. Conductor let you keep them forever.
 * Eddy (rudely): Yap! Yap! Yap! Who cares about your history with Mr. C and your fairies?!
 * Sarah: *punches Eddy in the face and knocks him to the ground* Show some respect, Fishface!
 * Eddy (dizzy): Wait up! That's MY waffle!
 * Edd: Please excuse Eddy, Mr. Conductor. But I'm sure Juliet is pleased to meet you as you are to meet her.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right you are, Edd. My cousin will actually be coming later today. He'll be GLAD to meet YOU, Juliet.
 * Lisa: So we get to see HIM as well. He really knows his stuff like you Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you, Lisa.
 * Rolf: Rolf has been told many of the, how do you say? Thomas stories that remind Rolf of his days in the old country. Those scottish dopplegangers (referring to Donald and Douglas) ESPECIALLY bring Rolf fond memories. You must someday work for the, how do you say? Island of Soda?
 * Lisa: Sodor, Rolf.
 * Rolf: But of course! And Rolf would be glad to meet you AND the scottish dopplegangers!
 * Kevin: Yo. Right now, let's give a warm "feels like home" to the vacationer at hand. Plus, Juliet has to stay in New York Central for a while before working for another railroad or moving to your country to work for your country's railroad.
 * Rolf: Why? Rolf would be happy to how do you say, keep the OLD York Central in its prime!
 * Kevin: *short pause* Eeyup! Rolf is getting stupider.
 * Juliet (kindly): You seem to be a very nice person, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you, Juliet. And by the way, you and Jackie bond very well together.
 * Juliet (kindly): Awwww..... thank you so much, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're welcome Juliet. My friend Thomas and his friends would love to meet you someday.
 * Juliet (kindly): Is Thomas a little magical conductor, too?
 * Mr. Condctor: Goodness, no! Thomas a steam engine who lives on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Eddy (disrespectfully): Thomas, Thomas, Thomas! It's always about that blue bug or his babbling dweeb friends on wheels he tells stories about--! *Buttercup punches Eddy in the face and knocks him down*
 * Buttercup: Can it, Dorky! Let Juliet know about our Sodor friends! Grow the heck up!
 * Eddy: HMPH!
 * Mr. Conductor: Juliet, you must be happy to come visit your sister as you wished. Doesn't that sort remind you of Duck and Percy?
 * Juliet (kindly): Who are they? Are they Thomas' friends?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed they are, and they would be very fond of you. I'll tell you the story. *blows whistle and "All At Sea" begins*

Quote 3

 * Eddy (rudely / bullying Juliet): Oh WAAAH! All I hear is "Juliet this", "Juliet that"! HAH! Juliet ain't nothing but a jealous NOBODY! She doesn't even love her own sister, Jackie Ev-nobo! *Juliet gasps in insult as well as the others* If Juliet thinks she can help Jackie Ev-nacho take Sockhead away from me, she is sadly mistaken! NO ONE lays a MITT on my Sockhead! Juliet ain't nothin' but a BULLY along with Jackie Ev-nobo taking MY Sockhead! Who will construct my scams if Sockhead is gone? And don't say Ed!
 * (all gasps in horror and offense)
 * Edd (horrified): E-E-EDDY! How could you say all those nasty things about Juliet?!
 * Timmy (offended): ESPECIALLY about Double-Dude and Jackie?! You're a big-time JERK, Dorky!
 * Nazz (offended): Timmy's right, *angrily points at Eddy* WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?!
 * Sarah (offended): You have no respect, Horsehead!
 * Eddy (angrily): Shut up, Sarah!
 * Rudy (offended): You have NO HEART, Eddy!
 * Kevin (offended): What a dork! You're a no-neck chump, Dorky!
 * Buttercup (offended): Lay off the chick (referring to Juliet), punk! You're looking to get PUNCHED!
 * Bart (offended): You're a complete jerk, loser!
 * Lisa (offended): You are a COMPLETE DISGRACE, Eddy "Skipper" McRich!
 * Mac (offended): Everybody thinks you're a nuisance and we all want you to GO HOME!
 * Bloo: Yeah! (in his mind) Glad I ain't takin' the heat for once.
 * Ed (offended): You are a naughty little boy, Skipper!
 * Rolf (offended): How could the littlest Ed-boy insult the tall female Evancho sister and tear apart her little Evancho sister (referring to Jackie) and the brainy Ed-Boy?! RIGHT IN FRONT OF ROLF?! Filthy animals like you do not insult Rolf's new friend! You.... M-M-M-MALEVOLENT wee-roach Ed-boy!
 * Jonny (offended): Plank says you are a jealous little shrimp, Eddy!
 * Eddy (angrily): JEALOUS?! I was only proving my point that those 2 stupid chicks are trying to take MY Sockhead away from me and not help me make moola for jawbreakers! They're BULLIES to me, ESPECIALLY Juliet! *Juliet gasps in offense*
 * Jackie (bravely / angrily): You leave my sis alone, Eddy! You are nothing but a bully YOURSELF! In fact, you LIE like one!
 * Edd (in horror / in his thoughts): My.... I NEVER heard Eddy sounds as V-V-VICIOUS as THAT towards my Jackie ESPECIALLY towards JULIET! I am now beginning to have suspicious feelings about Eddy! He is ALWAYS nasty if my Jackie and/or her family is present, AND if I am with her and/or her family! I think I am beginning to find out the side of Eddy I NEVER knew about! I feel bad for BOTH Juliet and my Jackie! *cries for them*
 * Bubbles (sadly / in tears): H-H-H-How could you say hurtful things about kind Juliet like that? Y-Y-Y-You're a MONSTER! Hold me, Timmy! *cries on Timmy as Timmy hugs her tightly, shushes her calmly and kisses her on the cheek to calm her down*
 * Eddy (rudely): Aw, c'mon! You're all being dramatic! Bubble-Butt, quit your blubbering and grow up--!
 * Juliet (bravely / angrily): HEY! Lay off the powerpuff, and don't call her "fat", Eddy! Bubbles didn't do NOTHING to you, you malevolent BULLY!
 * Eddy (offended): What did you call me?!
 * Juliet (bravely / angrily): Exactly what you are, Eddy! The way you treated me today in front of everyone, especially my SISTER, Jackie, and called Bubbles "fat" PROVES that you are what I called you!
 * Eddy (rudely): Take a hike, Juliet Ev-nobo! You're a disgrace to the cul-de-sac-- *screams as Juliet whips out a toe-powdered jawbreaker (as in the EENE video game, "Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures")* OH, NO!!!!
 * (everyone gasps in shock)
 * Juliet (bravely): That's right! It's a toe-powdered jawbreaker, Eddy! If I shove THIS down your throat, you'll turn green and break out in rashes, and you'll be known as the laugh of the lane forever!
 * Eddy (angrily): So what?! You're not (in unison, Juliet slowly rolls up her sleeve) even strong enough to hold me for that toxic jawbreaker of (in unison, Juliet shows her excessively strong muscles* embarrassment--! *screams loudly*
 * Juliet (bravely / angrily): NOW GET LOST, Eddy! And by the way, your father will hear this sooner or later!
 * Eddy: *runs away screaming into his house* Don't beat me, Juliet!!!! Don't feed me that jawbreaker of Laughsville!!!! *screams as he slams his door shut and locks it*
 * (everyone cheers for Juliet)
 * Kevin: Man, you showed up Dorky SO BAD, Juliet! That was SO choice!
 * Bart (thrilled): Whoa-hoa-hoa! You just totally WAILED on the dork, Juliet! Bet Dorky will be scared of YOU! *laughs*
 * Lisa: Great job asserting yourself, Juliet! That Eddy had absolutely NO RIGHT to bully you, Jackie, Edd, and Bubbles like that!
 * Juliet: Thank you guys, I just NEEDED to protect myself, and Bubbles from that terrible monster..... *begins to sadly pant* No.... n-n-no....! *voice cracks in the end*
 * Jackie (worried): What's the matter Jules?
 * Edd: What's troubling you, Juliet?
 * Bart (worried) Julzers, what's up? You alright?
 * Juliet (sadly / in tears): Sorry guys. *sniffles* What Eddy said... gave me terrible flashbacks. *sad gasps*
 * Rudy: What flashbacks?
 * Juliet (sadly / tears): Many years ago, when Jackie became a star at a young age, I was jealous of her. We weren't as close as we used to be. Me and Jackie used to fight a lot, but I was always the one who started it. Then, in school I became bullied every day. I had things thrown at me, cussed out, shouted nasty names, and beaten to the ground.
 * Edd (softly / in horror): Oh, dear....
 * Bart (softly / in horror): Oh my.... GOD....
 * Lisa (softly / in horror): Oh, no.....
 * (everyone softly gasps in shocking horror)
 * Juliet (sadly / in tears): For months, I begged Jackie to protect me and defend me, but she had always refused to back me up because she never forgotten how poorly I treated her in the past. *sadly sniffles and gasps* I wanted to be close to her again as we once was. *pants sadly and gulps* I learned that jealousy can turn anyone into a monster, the HARD way. I regretted the way I treated Jackie. When Jackie had a permanent change of heart for me, she began defending me from the school bullies. I deeply and sincerely apologized to her and she forgave me. I started an anti-bullying campaign to protect people from the dangers of bullying and jealousy but.... *sadly* I still fear to this day that Jackie would not love me anymore, remembering our past, and how I treated her.... *sadly pants* (in a sobbing way) and that she would mistaken me for a two-faced person. *sobs while covering her face*
 * Edd (reassuring Juliet gracefully): *gives Juliet a tissue* Awwwww.... please cast away those melancholy blues, Juliet. You and Jackie might have your terrible moments growing up, but that's a part of life that we learn to cooperate and most importantly, love our siblings. Me and my brother Eddwin used to have disagreements, but we work things out and forgive each other if things go wrong between us. And plus, nobody is perfect in this world. We all make mistakes and misfortunes in our lives and we all LEARN from them. The steam locomotives on the Island Of Sodor make mistakes, even were jealous of others, but they learn from their mistakes after suffering from the consequences like you did. But what never changes is that the steam locomotives on the Island Of Sodor ALWAYS love each other and have each other's backs if they are in trouble. You and Jackie might have had it as worse as the steam locomotives, but you know in your hearts that you will ALWAYS love each other forever. Why? Because you are FAMILY. And family means.... nobody gets left behind. You will ALWAYS have your sister's warm love, Juliet.
 * Juliet (sadly / in tears): You think so, Double-D? *pants sadly as Jackie calms her down by rubbing her shoulder*
 * Edd (calmly / kindly): Absolutely, Juliet. Siblings ALWAYS love each other no matter what happens in life, even in the hardest and cruel of times.
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): Edd's right, Jules. We all learn from our mistakes just like the steam engines on Sodor. You learned that jealousy is the worst thing that NOBODY wants to practice. And no matter what arguements, tiffs, tirades, and fights we have..... you will ALWAYS be my sister, and I will ALWAYS love you and protect you. *tears up* You're my sister! *voice cracks in the end* *Jackie hugs Juliet tightly*
 * Edd (kindly): See, Juliet? Jackie LOVES you despite your horrible past with her. And I am very proud you for learning to LOVE and support your sister and to NEVER be jealous of anyone, especially towards the ones you love. You are NOT like someone I know (referring to Eddy) who NEVER learns from past misfortunes. And Juliet, you were very brave to deal with those bullies and allow Jackie to defend you, and the way you defended Bubbles from Eddy MADE you a hero to the cul-de-sac, and a TRUE inspiration like your sister, Jackie. You BOTH are true inspirations and true friends. *both Evancho sisters tear up happily* And Juliet.... Jackie will ALWAYS be your sister for life, and she will ALWAYS love an inspirational human being like you. You have the cul-de-sac's love, Juliet.
 * Juliet (in tears): Thank you. Double-D. *opens her arms for Edd to hug her, and Edd and her hug lovingly*
 * (everyone tears up at the scene)
 * Kevin (in his thoughts / in tears): Man I'm gettin' the chills! Double-Dweeb is proving.... that he is NOT a "dweeb" after all. I am starting to have a permanent change of heart for him, and knowing what Dorky is putting him and Ed through.
 * Rolf (in his thoughts): The consolation of the brainy Ed-Boy towards the tall Evancho woman really touches Rolf. The brainy Ed-Boy is showing his true loving colors! I never saw that in the littlest wee-roach Ed-Boy!
 * Sarah (having a change of heart for Edd / in her thoughts): I-I-I NEVER seen that side of Double-D before! H-H-H-He might not be as bad after all..... unlike Fishface! (referring to Eddy)
 * scene zooms out into Eddy's room, where Eddy gazes GRIMLY at the scene, and walks away* *scene fades into sunset when Jackie sang "All Of The Stars" to Juliet in front of everybody, everyone hugged Juliet at the end of the song, and the episode ends*

Trivia

 * Juliet Evancho guest stars in this episode.
 * This is the only time both Mr. Conductors tell Thomas Stories.
 * While Juliet tells her story about her jealousy for Jackie and bullying she went through, the instrumental, "Ms. Honey's Story" from "Matilda" plays in the background)

Plot

 * One morning, (as the episode plays out the same as the EENE episode, "Cleanliness is Next to Edness") Edd is unexpectedly awakened by Ed's shoe flying into his room and landing on him. He goes to his window to find Eddy and Ed. Eddy tells him they are late for NASCAR school. Edd then tells them today is Saturday which angers Eddy who was told by Ed it WAS a NASCAR school day. Ed then stupidly explains it wasn't his fault and Eddy chases Ed away from Edd's house. After they left, Edd went to prepare for his day by starting with a shower. He then finds out the bathroom is being renovated again and must find an alternative. After going to Eddy's house, Eddy refused Edd the use of his shower. Edd walked down the street and tripped over the sign to "Le Jimmy's Beauty Salon", falling into a muddy puddle. Mr. Conductor appears, Edd tells him his plight and Mr. Conductor tells Edd stories about engines, Pack members and Sir Topham Hatt who have gotten dirty at times before. After the last story when Mr. Conductor disappeared, Edd was sad that no one would let him use his shower, and fearing that he would schedule a "shower appointment" at Le Jimmy's again. Edd then hears Maggie, then goes to her while Jackie was giving her a bath. Jackie was horrified to see Edd dirty, and Edd told Jackie what happened that same day and the other times Eddy refused him the use of his shower (in the Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy episode, "Cleanliness is Next to Edness" and the Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales of Peach Creek episode, "Wash Behind Your Ed"), how he got MUCH dirtier both times prior to this third time and to add insult to injury, Eddy snapped a photo of Edd's filth-covered state BOTH times while Ed not knowing any better attempted to use a cheese grater to clean Edd. Jackie was appalled that Eddy was uncaring and ungenerous towards Edd and would snap an embarrassing photo of him. Jackie, feeling sorry for Edd, kindly offers Edd the use of her shower at her house. Edd smiled warmfully and praised Jackie for being a thoughtful, kind-hearted friend. After his shower, (and changing into his clothes which he had a pair of, wrapped in plastic and hidden under his bathrobe) Edd, Jackie, and Maggie sat on Jackie's bed where Jackie tells Edd that she is always open to Edd to use her shower if his bathroom is being renovated, and/or repaired. Edd and Maggie become tired and want a nap, so Jackie allows them to rest on her, then performs "How Great Thou Art" which soothed Maggie, and warmed a sleeping Edd's heart healing him of the said memories of his past filth-covered days.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James in a Mess (George Carlin)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Mud Glorious Mud (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Double Trouble [S2] (George Carlin)

Song

 * How Great Thou Art? (performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quotes

 * (Episode begins with Edd's bedroom window while the sound of Edd asleep snoring was heard)
 * (Suddenly, Ed's shoe barged its way through the window, bounced around Edd's room then landed on Edd waking him up)
 * (He gets up and goes to the window. Beneath the window stand his friends.)
 * Eddy: Hey! Rip Van Winkle! Get cracking, will ya, we're late for NASCAR school, and I am on Mr. Sharp's (Flyer) last straw, and I don't want Mr. Fassler to kick me out!
 * Ed: An early bird catches the peanut, Double D!
 * Edd: School? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, gentlemen, but today's Saturday? (holds up his calendar, pointing to today's date in unison)
 * (Eddy jumps up at Edd's window clenching Edd's calendar looking at the date)
 * Eddy: Saturday? Ed, you dolt, you woke me up for school on a Saturday? (in unison, he drops from Edd's window plummeting his body into the ground)
 * Ed: It wasn't my fault, Eddy! (voice only) My belly told me it was bottomless gravy day in (on-screen) the cafeteria. (brings out a fly swatter) Bad belly! [He spanks it repeatedly with the fly swatter.] Bad!
 * (Eddy grabs the swatter and brings it down on Ed's head repeatedly hammering him into the ground too.)
 * Eddy: Your head's bottomless!
 * Ed: Belly bad, Eddy!
 * Eddy: [chasing him through the ground] C'mere, you little–
 * Ed: Belly!
 * Edd: Lovable oaf. Oh well. Best begin my day, I suppose.
 * [Edd walks to his closet where his feet-activating unit opens the mini door on his doorknob to allow him to open the closet door. There, he selects various showering materials, including a bathrobe, a shower cap, some soap, and a loofah. The last thing he picks is his Saturday hat while humming. He exits his room happily.]
 * Edd: And last but not least, the shower. Oh, how I adore its sprinkling splendor. (smells a flower in his hallway) Its cascading cleansing. Its steamy serenade. An imperative step to each and every day.
 * [Edd opens the door and has to clutch to the doorknob to keep from falling. Somehow, his bathroom has disappeared.]
 * Edd: MY BATHROOM! Demolished! Dismembered! Disintegrated! [He notices a note.] A Sticky note. [picks it up and begins reading it] Dear Eddward, the shower is out of order due to renovations? Have a nice day, love Mother and Father. *infant cry heard* [He looks back at his bathroom.] Oh dear! Not again! Curse overused plot devices...(referring to his bathroom being renovated twice in the EENE episode, "Cleanliness is Next to Edness" and the Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales of Peach Creek episode, "Wash Behind Your Ed")
 * (Scene fades to Eddy's house where he throws Ed out his bedroom window)
 * Eddy: Scram, Ed! (he shuts his window and with a groan goes to his bed to return to sleep)
 * (Ed then presses his face against Edd's bedroom window)
 * Ed: No lie, Eddy! It wasn't my fault!
 * (Eddy tapes an open magazine to his window)
 * Eddy (voice only): Beat it! Weekend wrecker!
 * (Ed smiles at the magazine)
 * Edd (voice only): Of all the inconsiderate, repetitive...(on-screen) Without even a word, Mother and Father and all their wisom felt it necessary to renovate our bathroom for the third time! (voice only) I ask you...do I even exist?! Can their minds EVER be made up!?
 * (Sumo sound)
 * (Ed's feet appear at the top of his door and he pushes it downward to open it)
 * Ed: Eddy! The belly is evil! The belly is cruel!
 * (Eddy throws his alarm clock at Ed as it fell shattering into pieces and proceeded to fall back asleep)
 * Edd: Eddy, I know this may be difficult and normally I wouldn't ask this of you, but...may I use your shower? I took the liberty of bringing my own toiletries. Mind you, I will require a clean towel, preferably cotton as poly-blends irritate my skin.
 * (Scene goes to outside Eddy's bedroom door where Ed was barking like a dog at the door while scratching at it)
 * (Eddy throws Edd out his room while Ed got caught in the door)
 * Eddy (voice only): Hit the road!
 * (Edd lands in some leaves)
 * Eddy: Windbag. (shuts his door)
 * (Ed falls from the door, flattened but then returns to his regular shape)
 * Ed: Did your belly lie too, Double-D?
 * Edd: (dusts himself off) Not to be rude, Ed, but I desperately need to find a shower. Oh, messy, messy, messy. (exits scene)
 * Ed: Eddy?
 * (Scene fades to Edd walking along when he suddenly tripped over the"Le Jimmy's Beauty Salon" sign into a muddy puddle)
 * Edd: Oh, for Heaven's sake. (looks at the sign) (voice only) Le Jimmy's Beauty Salon? (on-screen) Certainly not. Not after the last two times! (referring to the already-referenced EENE and MCTTOPC episodes.)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Having troubles, Edd?
 * Edd: Oh, hello, Mr. Conductor. My parents chose to renovate our bathroom yet again and here I am looking for a shower again! So far, Eddy refused me the use of his shower like he always does and I don't want to schedule a shower appointment at "Le Jimmy's"! *stressed sigh* Walking around, looking like a mess is so embarrassing and nerve-wracking!
 * Mr. Conductor: Did you say mess? My, my. Dirty news sure travels fast.
 * Edd: What may I ask do you mean, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I mean all of that messy trouble James the Red Engine is having on the Island of Sodor.
 * Edd: Gracious! Was James having as much trouble as me avoiding filth?
 * Mr. Conductor: Trouble?! I'd say it was "Double Trouble" which is worse than plain old single trouble. Let me show you what I mean. (blows whistle and "James in a Mess" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after "Double Trouble")
 * Edd: I certainly believe Thomas was in the wrong to accuse Percy like that. It was those rapscallions of freight cars' fault in the first place.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right. But Percy's accident was through his own fault and when they talked their quarrel out, they became friends again AND were clean again too!
 * Edd: *sighs sadly* Speaking of clean, Mr. Conductor, I really need to wash myself.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Edd. Getting clean is as easy as getting dirty in the first place.
 * Edd: So you're saying, finding a shower won't be a long search for me this time?
 * Mr. Conductor: Exactly, Edd. Because all you need is a ray of hope. *looks at his watch* Well, I must head back to the Island Of Sodor to clean Percy, and maybe I'll look for some more mud-pies. Bye! *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly): Bye, Mr. Conductor.... *sad sigh* How am I supposed to get clean now.... ? Eddy's already refused me the use of his shower and I certainly don't want to schedule a shower appointment at Le Jimmy's...*sad gasps and sniffles as tears trickle down his face* *then Maggie's barking is heard in the distance* Th-th-that sounds like Maggie.... I need to see what's happening.... *gets up and walks towards Jackie's house in a sad strolling way* *scene cuts to outside Jackie's house while Jackie (sitting on the grass) was giving Maggie a bath*
 * Jackie (sweetly to Maggie / while rinsing her off with a hose): Good girl, Maggie! Good girl! You're always good when I give you a bath!
 * Maggie (wet in the mini-tub): *barks happily after getting rinsed*
 * Jackie (sweetly to Maggie): *cutely giggles* Well, there's your bath for the day. Time to dry off now, okay, sweetie?
 * Maggie (happily): *barks cutely, then jumps out of the mini-tub so Jackie can dry her*
 * Jackie (sweetly to Maggie / while drying Maggie off with a towel): Oh, your fur will be much softer after it's dry.
 * Maggie (happily): *groans happily as Jackie dries her off, then she shakes the excess water off of her, then Jackie brushes her fur neat*
 * Jackie (sweetly): There, Mags! All clean! Awwww..... you look so nice, sweetie.... Awwww.... come here little girl.....
 * Maggie (happily): *barks happily, then runs into Jackie's arms*
 * Jackie (while holding and cuddling with Maggie): Awwwww.... my baby.....! Awwwww..... my sweetiepie..... *hums sweetly to Maggie as she nuzzles her cutely, then she tickles Maggie's belly, causing her to groan and pant happily*
 * Jackie (sweetly to Maggie while tickling her belly while Maggie was laying on the grass / as Maggie groans and pants happily): You like being clean and a friendly tickle. Oh yes you do.... Oh, yes you do..... Awwww.... my little cutie.....
 * Edd (voice only / nervously): Hi, J-J-Jackie.....
 * Jackie (kindly): Hello, Double-D--. *gasps* Double-D, you're a MESS! What happened to you?
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly): I'm afraid you must take a wild guess, my love.
 * Jackie (worried): EDDY? *in unison, Maggie shrieks at Eddy's name and hides in Jackie's arms and shudders in fear, and Jackie pets her to console her*
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly): I'm afraid so, Turtledove. *sad gasps*
 * Jackie (sadly): *in unison, Maggie squeakily whines sadly for Edd* Awwww, sweetie..... I feel SO bad for you. What did he do to make you so dirty and smelly?
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly): *slowly sits down on the grass with Jackie and Maggie* Please allow me to explain. *scene transitions into the events from "Cleanliness Is Next To Edliness, and "Wash Behind Your Ed"* (narrating everything of those events) Like today, my parents felt it neccessary to renovate our bathroom and instead of simply letting me use his shower, Eddy kicked me out of his house. This resulted in a disaster at Le Jimmy's Beauty Salon where I tried to gain access, but Sarah refused so I had to glue her hands to the floor to ask Jimmy himself. Then I had a cloud of hairspray blown in my face, a shelf of products dumped on me, Jonny flat-out said no to the use of his shower when I asked. I can't imagine why, but it's Jonny we're talking about. Sarah kicked me out then I tried to ask Rolf for the use of his shower, but he couldn't hear me for reason being he had potatoes in his ears and was working on his garden with a machine that had me flown into the mud...then I went to Shining Time Station to see if Mr. Conductor could offer me a shower, but he couldn't. I then snapped and began to cover myself in filth where my ghost of consciousness appeared telling me to shun filth. I then went to Nazz's who was the only one who would allow me the use of her shower. It was a clean, heavenly bathroom...until I found her shower was covered with women's...unmentionables! So I couldn't use HER bathroom! Then Ed found me on her lawn and put me in a metal tub for a bath. He and Eddy jeered me for my unsanitary state and as Ed was about to clean me...with a cheese grater, Eddy ran to get a camera to snap a photo of my most embarrassing state! The second time, it happened, Eddy refused me the use of his shower again and Mr. Conductor told me stories of engines' filth-covered quandaries and I ended up in the same fate again! *scene fades back to Jackie, Edd, and Maggie sitting down on the grass outside* *sad sigh* and never again I trusted anyone the use of their shower. *sobs while covering his face*
 * Jackie (softly, calmly and kindly / while putting her hands on Edd's shoulders and massages them to calm down a sobbing Edd): *while Maggie licks Edd and nuzzles him to calm him down* I'm AWFULLY sorry all of that happened to you, Edd. *shushes Edd calmly* Please don't cry...
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly): Oh, Jackie...you know how much I detest being filthy...*sobs sadly*
 * Jackie (calmly): Awwwww..... I know, sweetie..... *shushes Edd calmly* You have nothing to worry about.... *Edd pants softly and sadly* You can use MY shower....
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly): Y-Y-Y-YOUR shower, Jackie?
 * Jackie (calmy / kindly): Absolutely, sweetie. No appointment needed! And I keep it VERY clean and sterile, and I make it smell pretty too.
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly / relieved): Oh, happy day! I am TRULY thankful of your generosity and kindness, Jackie! Thank you! I love you so much, Turtledove.
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwwww.... I love you too, sweetie. Now let's get you inside the house, so we can get you cleaned.
 * Edd (relived / dirty and smelly): Bless you, Jackie! A thousand times, BLESS YOU!
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwww.... You're very welcome sweetie. *begins walking with Edd to the house* (to Maggie) C'mon, Mags sweetie! *Maggie barks happily and follows Jackie and Edd to the house* *scene cuts to Jackie's bathroom*
 * Edd (smelly and dirty): (amazed at Jackie's huge beautiful bathroom) Gracious...it's just...perfect...! It looks and smells SO NICE...!
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwww.... thank you so much, sweetie. It does look and smell nice.
 * Edd (smelly and dirty): Now, I have a pair of my clothes wrapped in plastic under my robe (in unison, he whips the pair of his clothes out) and I trust you have prepped toiletries for me?
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): Of course! Everything a person needs in a bathroom and would you like me to set the water up for you so you can jump in, sweetheart?
 * Edd (dirty and smelly): Yes please, Turtledove.
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwwww.... *kisses Edd on the cheek, Edd blushes, and turns on the shower for Edd, and the scene fades into Jackie's bedroom with Jackie (sitting) and Maggie cuddling on Jackie's bed, Maggie licking Jackie's cheek, and Jackie giggling*
 * Edd (happily): *comes in clean and dressed* Here I am, Jackie, Maggie sweetie.
 * Jackie (kindly): Look at you, Edd! You're so clean! I like you better when you're clean!
 * Edd: Likewise. Thank you SO MUCH for allowing me to use your shower to cleanse myself, and you are nothing like Eddy who refuses me the use of his shower.
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwwww..... you're very welcome, my love. You know I am always kind to a lovable sweetheart like you. *Maggie barks and pants happily in agreement as Jackie pets her and kisses her*
 * Edd: Jackie, having been allowed the use of another's shower for the FIRST TIME in my life, was truly therapeautic and well...while it DID wash away my unsanitary state, it hasn't washed away the days of my other filth-covered days...! (voice cracks as Maggie sets her front paws on Edd and whines sadly feeling sorry for him)
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): I'm very sorry again for what happened to you those other times, Edd. Believe me, if I could wish for anything...it would be for those bad memories you had to...VANISH...!
 * Edd: Oh, Jackie...you truly know how much pain I suffer...!
 * Jackie: It's like you once told Ed, "Time heals all wounds". (referring to the EENE episode, "Who Let the Ed In?")
 * Edd (cheering up slightly): That's right, Jackie. That IS what I once told Ed. *yawns* Gracious, I'm tired...
 * Jackie: (in unison, the intro to "How Great Thou Art?" plays in the background) Awwww, it's Maggie's naptime too, Edd. Feel free to rest here. Furthermore, If you should EVER remember the AWFUL days you had before I met you... just remember the times, I helped you overcome those memories...(performs "How Great Thou Art?" bringing Edd and Maggie to tears of happiness and slowly fall asleep to Jackie's soft, calm, heavenly voice)
 * Jackie (singing): How Great Thou Art..... How great thou.... (in a high note) art.....? *song end* *kisses them both and cuddles with them as they both nap on Jackie, and the episode ends*

Plot

 * On a cold, windy, overcast Autumn Saturday afternoon, Edd travels on his bike from the bookstore, coupled to a wagon, hauling tons of books he bought. While on the way home, he gets tired, but sick with a fever, and Edd realizes it after falling off his bike out of illness and couldn't go on any longer. Eddy and Ed thoughtlessly run to Edd's wagon, takes the books and throw it at Kevin's window. Edd was horrified when Eddy and Ed used all (but one) of his books to attack Kevin, but however tries to ask Eddy to help him up and get him home, but Eddy refuses to assist nor care about Edd, and as ignorant and selfish he is, instead of caring for Edd, he tells Edd that Kevin got grounded (as he did in the EENE episode "A Case Of Ed") and wanted Edd to "celebrate", but Edd refuses and presses on his bike. Eddy and Ed use the same taunts and tactics as he did in "A Case Of Ed" (but in sweaters). Edd tries going on, but goes on again, and falls again, and this time he loses his strength completely on the sidewalk, and can't get up. Mr. Conductor (Ringo) shows up, and tries comforting Edd saying someone will come and get him eventually. He tells Edd stories about sickness, abandonments, and helping on the Island Of Sodor. After the last story, Mr. Conductor leaves to help Stacy at Shining Time Station. Edd lays down on the sidewalk feeling more sick and twice as sad, and sobs softly, and shivers out of sickness, as it begins to drizzle. Jackie was on her way home on her bike after dropping off NASCAR Team Fastex school homework to Jimmy, until she saw poor Edd on the sidewalk, shivering, groaning in deep illness. Jackie felt worried about him, and tried comforting him. Edd was too shivery to tell her how he ended up on the sidewalk, so Jackie puts Edd on her bike (in which Edd was surprised to hear Jackie tell him that she was taking him to HER house and not his own house) and takes Edd to her house to console him. Edd is in Jackie's warm bed, feeling very ill. Jackie consoled him dearly, made soup for him (with her own recipe), took his temperature, made him comfort food, helped with a cloth on head, and much more ways to take very great care of him. Edd (even though he was still shivering from under the covers) finally tells Jackie what had happened to him that day. Jackie was HORRIFIED and felt more worried for Ed than ever before. Jackie told Edd she called the doctor (Dr. Hibbert) and made an appointment for him the next day, and that she agreed to take care of Edd at her house for a few days until Edd got better. That night, Edd praised Jackie so much for all she had done for him that day, and told her that Eddy would never do what she did to him that day. Jackie agreed with him and told him how she was different than him in situations like that, when it comes to having affection. Edd tries to sleep, but he couldn't with his feverish temperatures making his body cold while underneath Jackie's warm and cozy blankets. So Jackie decides to sing him to sleep. She sings "May It Be", in which puts Edd to sleep.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Gets It Right (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 2) Edward the Really Useful Engine (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 3) A Big Day for Thomas (Ringo Starr, US)
 * 4) Thomas Saves the Day (Ringo Starr, US)
 * 5) What's the Matter with Henry? (Michael Angelis) (repeat)

Song

 * May It Be (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins with Edd outside the Peach Creek bookstore loading his purchased books into the wagon coupled to his bike; excitedly panting in unison)
 * (Edd then gets on his bike and sets away for home)
 * Edd: Hoo! What a search for books! Nothing's more gratifying on a cold Autumn afternoon than a good book, I always say!
 * (Scene fades to Edd continuing to bike)
 * Edd: Goodness, is it me or am I suddenly feeling...unbearably warm? *panting* Gracious, I'm SO tired!
 * (Suddenly, Edd falls off his bike outside Kevin's house)
 * (Eddy and Ed suddenly run to Edd's wagon and grab all [but one] of his books)
 * Eddy: *laughing* Hey, Shovelchin! Think fast! (throws one of the books at Kevin's window, enraging him)
 * Kevin: Knock it off, Dork!
 * Ed: *laughing* May our gifts serve you well! (throws various books at Kevin's window)
 * Edd: *gasps in horror* Fellows! I just bought those books!
 * Eddy: Lighten up and celebrate, Sockhead! Kevin got grounded today! *while holding a soda bottle* A toast to Shovelchin!
 * Edd: Curse parental punishment...A little help would really be appreciated! ...Eddy?!
 * Eddy: Ah, pick yourself up, Sockhead. I ain't a nurse in a retirement home! Kevin is grounded! Grounded I tell ya! Join the celebration!
 * Ed: Like pumpkin pies?!
 * Eddy: Man, that joke's old. (Notices Kevin is no longer at the window) Quick! He's hidin'!
 * (Ed follows after laughing)
 * Eddy (cockily): *puts rosen on his finger, blows on it, and rings the doorbell repetively until Kevin tries to lunge at him, but stops* Ah, ah, ah Kevin! You're not supposed to be outside! You've been grounded! *slams the door on Kevin*
 * Ed: *falls down laughing along with Eddy*
 * Edd: Oh, for Heaven's sake. (he gets back on his bike and tries again, but he falls completely out of lost strength)
 * Edd: *strains to get up* Eddy! Ed?! Help me! I can't move!
 * Ed (concerned): Double-D! Eddy!
 * Eddy: Forget, Sockhead, Ed! Let's find more ammo to chuck at Shovelchin's house!
 * Ed: But what about Double-D?!
 * Eddy: Forget him, Ed! Now c'mon!
 * (Ed nervously waits what to do)
 * Eddy (voice only): Move it or lose it!
 * (Ed runs after; exclaiming nervously)
 * Edd: Oh dear...I'm so...tired...and ill...and weak...Without limitation, truly tired...ill...and...weak. Utterly, unequivocally tired...ill...and...weak. *coughs*
 * (Mr. Conductor [Ringo Starr] appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Eddward! Are you alright?!
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor's Cousin? What may I ask brings you here?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, my cousin is busy helping the early birds with their nest. There was an awful storm last night that completely wrecked it and one of the birds' wings is hurt severely while another caught a cold and they couldn't do it with fellow birds in such conditions. So he sent me to check up on you and your cul-de-sac lads and lasses.
 * Edd: Bless you so much, Mr. Conductor! Unfortunately, I'm completely worn out and can't move! My body feels so numb!
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sorry to hear that, Lad. How did you end up like this in the first place?
 * Edd: I was on my way home with my newly-obtained books when I began to feel tired, but ill. I didn't realize my ill condition until I collapsed from my bike on the sidewalk outside Kevin's house.
 * Mr. Conductor: Did you try calling for help?
 * Edd: I did, Mr. Conductor, but Eddy, caring more about taunting a grounded Kevin abandoned me to fetch more "ammo" to throw at his house. And Ed wanted to help, but Eddy forced him to follow HIM instead!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes. Charming fellow that Eddy is. He's ignoring an important matter. Just like the engines and even Sir Topham Hatt on the Island of Sodor did the time they wouldn't listen to Percy when he tried to warn them about the wobbly track on Toby's line.
 * Edd: Would you stay and keep me company, Mr. Conductor? Some Thomas stories could certainly be useful.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well, but first I have to find my whistle. (searches his jacket pocket and shortly, he found it) Ah, here we go! (blows whistle and "Percy Gets It Right" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "What's The Matter With Henry?")
 * Mr. Conductor: Like you, Eddward, Henry's ill condition interfered with how he operated, but Thomas and Percy were caught up in their silly behaviors.
 * Edd (shivering): I ag-g-gree, M-M-Mr. C-C-C-Conductor. *teeth chatters* Emily was surely k-k-kind enough to haul p-p-p-poor Henry to the w-w-w-works despite Thomas and P-P-Percy ignored his illness.
 * Mr. Conductor (calmly): Don't worry. Someone WILL come along and rescue you, Eddward.
 * Edd (shivering): Y-Y-You sure, Mr. C-C-Conductor? *sniffles*
 * Mr. Conductor (calmly): I am very sure that eventually someone would see you stranded and want to help you home, because it's no fun to be sick and it's no fun to be abandoned out in the cold open. *looks at his watch* Whoops! I must be going! Goodbye, Eddward! Hope someone comes to your rescue! Stay strong, lad, and stay relaxed! Bye! *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Edd (shivering / sadly / softly / in tears / laying on the sidewalk): *as it begins to rain outside and thunder rumbles in unison (the same way it did in the Thomas story, "Granpuff")* Oh d-d-dear... A-A-A-Autumn r-r-rain... why do these t-t-t-tragedies happen t-t-to m-m-m-me?! *pants and gasps/wheezes in tears in a shivering way* and why does Eddy NEVER help me when I'm in danger?! *pants slowly and gasps/wheezes in a shivering way* I'm s-s-s-so c-c-cold and more s-s-s-sick than e-e-ever.... *pants and gasps/wheezes in a shivering way, (in a shivering/crying way) with me not h-h-h-having enough st-st-st-strength to go under m-m-my own w-w-will, h-h-h-how am I s-s-supposed to g-g-g-get home to m-m-my nice w-w-warm bed, now....? *pants and gasps/wheezes sadly in a shivering way* *scene cuts to Jackie riding home from Jimmy's house*
 * Jackie (while riding her bike / with a raincoat): Hoo! Good thing I dropped off Jimmy's NASCAR Team Fastex homework at his house. He would have failed if I didn't bring it to him after Sarah told me he forgot it in NASCAR school. *sighs* Now that Jimmy has his homework, I need to get home to make myself dinner. *pedals along* *scene cuts to the view, approaching an ill Edd* (softly / worried / in her thoughts / voice only) *soft horrified gasp* Hey.... what's my Edd doing there....? Oh, no.... he doesn't look so good..... I must see what's the matter..... *pulls up her bike towards an ill Edd* (out loud) Edd! Edd, sweetie, you alright?
 * Edd (shivering sadly): J-J-J-Jackie? I-i-is that you...? I'm s-s-so relieved... *sadly pants and gasps/wheezes in a shivering way*
 * Jackie (to herself / sadly): Poor Edd! He's so pale.... He's shivering and struggling to breathe.... (out loud / calmly / affectionately) Come on, Edd. I'm bringing you to MY house. You need special care.
 * Edd (to himself / while shivering): She's b-b-bringing me to H-H-HER house?! H-H-How w-w--warm, kind and af-f-f-fectionate.....
 * Jackie: *puts Edd on her bicycle and pedals on with the unharmed book left from the melee and the scene fades to Jackie's bedroom, with Edd (in light pajamas, a wet cloth on his head, a sweaty face, glassy eyes, and a thermometer in his mouth) in Jackie's bed, under the covers*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): *arrives with a bowl of soup for Edd* Awwwww...... my poor Eddsworth..... *puts down the bowl of soup* I made you some soup to help you feel better, sweetie.
 * Edd (shivering while under the nice warm covers / sadly): That's v-v-very n-n-nice of you...J-J-Jackie.... y-y-you are s-s-so affecti-ti-tionate.....
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): Awwww...... thank you so much, sweetie. So, how did you end up on the sidewalk like that if you don't mind me asking?
 * Edd (shivering sadly): *after Jackie takes the thermometer out of his mouth* Well, my dear, I was on my way home from the book store having just bought some new reading material when I began to develop exhaustion and PURE illness. I collapsed from my bike twice, but Eddy who was taunting a grounded Kevin, didn't care at all about helping me! Ed wanted to help me, but Eddy made him go with HIM instead!
 * Jackie (in horror / in tears): *gasps in horror* That cold-hearted Eddy! How could he be so heartless, unsympathetic, uncaring, boastful, greedy, and self-centered like that?! What he did to you was completely uncalled for, and he was terribly wrong to abandon you, and encourage Ed to pick on a punished Kevin instead of taking you home. Now I feel more worried for you than ever before, sweetheart. (in her own thoughts) What kind of "friend" is Eddy to abandon someone like Edd?! I NEED to expose Eddy to Edd for the TRUE person he is before it's too late!!!! *sobs sweetly*
 * Edd: T-t-t-this is just like the t-t-t-time my fellows and I r-r-raced to the candy store for free jawbreakers that Eddy cared about more than ME!!!! [referring to the EENE episode, "Don't Rain on My Ed"] (sobs like he did in "A Case of Ed")
 * Jackie: *gasp* You mean...Eddy abandoned you then too?!
 * Edd: Unfortunately, yes, dear. (scene flashes back to the very EENE episode, but in black and white) [narrating over the footage] We were almost there when a rainstorm kicked in and Rolf with his chicken drive came along...
 * Ed: Ch-ch ch-ch...chickens!
 * Eddy: Don't look at 'em, Ed!
 * Edd (narrating): I tried to tell Ed otherwise, but he went and dived into the drive bringing Eddy and me with him and I got caught! Eddy managed to escape the chicken drive, but...
 * Edd: Eddy! Help me! I'm submerged in a preponderance of poultry!
 * (Eddy turns to the candy store then back at Edd)
 * Edd (narrating): Eddy wondered whether to save me or receive his free jawbreakers.
 * Edd (voice only in unison): Eddy...?!
 * (Eddy turns to the candy store and then back at Edd again)
 * Edd (voice only; his hand sticking out of the chicken drive): Help me!
 * Edd (narrating): Guess which one he chose?
 * Eddy: Free jawbreaker, Double-D! (he attempts to leap into the store, but the door slammed on him causing him to fail)
 * (The chicken drive and storm end and the lights to the closed Candy Store turn off)
 * (Edd's coughing is heard)
 * Edd (narrating): Luckily, SOMEONE thought of me.
 * (Ed opens his jacket revealing he had saved Edd from the chicken drive)
 * Edd: Oh, thank you, Ed. You're a true friend. Unlike others, whose sole purpose is seeking self-gratification!
 * (Scene flashes us back to Edd and Jackie on her couch)
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* How could Eddy leave you like that in the chicken drive?! Let alone a rainstorm?!
 * Edd: It's Eddy we're talking about I'm afraid, dear. He always puts himself before others! Not only he abadoned me me in the chicken drive while the rain poured, but on our way there, we encountered certain obstacles in which he abandoned me in danger as well! He ran off when Sarah instructed Ed to clean up our "Eds' Peek Into the Future" scam AND he left me to be seduced by the Kanker Sisters whom you scared away FOR GOOD (referring to the episode, "You Hurt My Eds!"). Luckily, Ed helped me then too just like you helped me today!
 * Jackie (sadly/in tears): Sounds like it was a horrible day for you!
 * Edd (shivering / sadly): *sniffles sadly* M-m-much like t-t-t-today...P-P-Please, h-h-h-hug me, Jackie..... *pants and gasps/wheezes in a sad shivering way*
 * Jackie (sadly / in tears): *while hugging poor Edd* Awwww..... Poor baby..... *sadly sniffles* (scene fades into late that night*
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): *comes in with a bowl and hot porridge and ice-cold diet soda for Edd* Hey, sweetie. I made you some fresh hot porridge for you. *puts down the porridge and soda glass* And I poured you some diet soda to help you feel better, my love.
 * Edd (shivering sadly): T-t-t-thank you, d-d-dear. Eddy NEVER c-c-cared for me l-l-l-like this.....*sniffles*
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): Awwwwww...... don't worry, hon. You have nothing to worry about, sweetie. You're in my care, now. I called the doctor, and I will be bringing you there tomorrow for a 10:00 AM appointment, so he can check and feel you all over, and maybe he can prescribe you to some antibiotics. And plus, I will be keeping you here in my cozy house in my warm bedroom for a couple of days until I fully nurse you back to health.
 * Edd (shivering / thankful): Thank you, Turtledove, no one ever got me..... a DOCTOR. Eddy would have never gotten me a doctor, other than Ed who Eddy got to impersonate a doctor (in reference to the EENE episode, "A Case Of Ed"), and you blossomed my heart so much by allowing me to stay with you for a few days and nights so you can nurse me back to health. No one in my life had ever went out of his/her way to nurse me back to health like that. Bless you so much, Jackie.
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): Awwwww..... thank you so much Double-D, You're so sweet. You deserve better than Eddy. You deserve ME. I actually take care of you AND care for your well-being.
 * Edd (shivering in tears): *stutters spiritually happy, and Jackie gives him a big feel better hug* *intro to "May It Be" plays in the background* *scene fades to the porridge bowl and soda glass being empty, and then to Jackie singing "May It Be" to Edd, then to Edd, still shaky, falling asleep to Jackie's soft, heavenly voice* *episode goes to end credits, and "May It Be" plays till the end of the episode, and the episode ends*

Plot

 * Patty and Selma were doing a slideshow during their trip to the Ucitan. Homer was in the KWIK-E-MART, buying premium ice-cream. Sedusa (dressed as Rachel Evancho) threatens Homer, and robs the KWIK-E-MART. The police mistakenly arrest the REAL Rachel at her house instead of the imposter. Edd and Jackie just finished romancing on the bed kissing after a romance movie, when they heard the news by Scott Christian (Kent Brockman was off). Edd and Jackie were HORRIFIED at the news. Edd was DEVASTED and thought Rachel was a criminal, but then Jackie told him calmly it WASN'T Rachel that robbed the KWIK-E-MART, the robber was much taller than Rachel, and that Rachel was FRAMED, calming Edd down. Timmy Turner (16-inches tall) appeared in a detective suit and told them what he had heard on the news (he secretly knew that Eddy colluded with Sedusa and took audio evidence), Edd and Jackie panicked about the trial the next day. Timmy told stories about engines who lied or framed others on Sodor. After the last story, Timmy told them the only way to catch an imposter.... is to collect EVIDENCE and real info. Jackie and Edd agreed. Edd and Jackie set off VERY early the next morning at the KWIK-E-MART, in which Bart and Lisa helped, too. Jackie found out that the burrito the imposter was eating had beans in it, and Rachel couldn't eat it because she was allergic to beans. Bart found a cigarette box, in which the imposter took in the crime scene, Rachel wouldn't buy them because Rachel doesn't smoke. Then Lisa found out that a lottery ticket was bought by the imposter from the machine, and explained that Rachel wasn't allowed to buy lottery tickets unless Mike was with her, considering she's not old enough to gamble. They bought the items from Apu (they got Apu's permission to buy the lottery ticket from the machine and by the cigarettes after promising to use them as evidence against the imposter) to use them as EVIDENCE to prove Rachel innocent in her trial. Before the trial, the heroes visited poor sad Rachel (In a black & white prison suit) in prison and promised to defend her and secretly told her they have the evidence to defend her. Rachel praised them, then Chief Wiggum and his partner collected Rachel to prep her for her trial. Soon, Rachel's trial began. After the first part of the survelliance video, Homer was questioned about cowardly diving in the chips after the imposter threatened him after he accidentally stepped on her foot. When asked to point out the gun-person, Homer dim-wittedly (as the did in "The Simpsons" episode, "Krusty Gets Busted") fingered Rachel in court, much to everyone's shock. After "recognizing" the witness pointed to Rachel, the prosecutor called Edd to the stand as the defense lawyer, defending Rachel. Edd presented the evidence he and his friends collected based on the ones in the crime scene, and explained the whole situation, defending Rachel. And he revealed that Rachel was FRAMED. They played the part in the survelliance video where the imposter buys the same said lottery card under age, and heated up and ate the same said burrito with beans in it, shocking everyone, even Homer. Then the jury was summoned, and the final verdict of Rachel was.... NOT guilty. Rachel sighed HUGELY in relief. Then after the final part was played in the survelliance video to find out the real culprit, after hearing that the quotes (impersonating Rachel's voice) were similar to a PPG villain and saw the size of her legs, Bart suddenly told the judge.... SEDUSA did it! Shocking everyone! (Same way he did in "Krusty Gets Busted") Then Bart revealed that Sedusa's legs and eyes are way different than Rachel, Sedusa was taller than Rachel, and then he repeated over and over again the quotes Sedusa said when Homer stepped in her foot, shocking everyone MORE. The court was dismissed after the judge ordered the cops to find, catch, and arrest the REAL criminal, SEDUSA! Rachel gave Edd a BIG hug and kiss on the cheek, and gave him HUGE praise for defending her in court. Jackie's family did too. Jackie invited Rachel, Edd and her family to dinner at her house in the cul-de-sac, listening to music as they ate at the table. Then the breaking news interrupted the music, and Kent Brockman announced that the REAL criminal Sedusa was caught by the Springfield police and jailed for fraud, armed robbery, and shoplifting, (she stole the burrito without paying) and spread the word of Rachel's innocence and Rachel received positive comments on her Spacebook wall when she looked on her phone. That night, Timmy called Jackie and revealed that Eddy COLLUDED with Sedusa to plot to frame Rachel at the KWIK-E-MART. Timmy sent her the audio clip and Jackie saved it on her phone as part of evidence to reveal Eddy when the time is right. After hanging up with Timmy, Jackie, worrying about Edd, sang "The Rains Of Castamere".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (repeat)
 * 2) Trust Thomas
 * 3) Jack Owns Up
 * 4) Bulgy (repeat)
 * 5) Thomas and the Search for Fergus

Song

 * The Rains Of Castamere (sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens inside the KWIK-E-MART with a moody Homer entering through the entrance)
 * Apu: Hello, steady customer. How are you this evening, Sir?
 * Homer (while walking moodily): How you doin', Apu?
 * (scene shows an imposter Rachel Evancho [with a lottery card in her hand, and an unpaid cigarette box in her back pocket] heating up a burrito in the microwave and eating it, then inside the pickup freezer)
 * Homer: Chocolate.... ooh.... Double Chocolate! *gasps excitedly* new flavor! TRIPLE Chocolate! *takes the premium ice cream, a long with an ice cream bar* And a little something for the trip back to the cash register. *scene cuts to the imposter gazing grimly at Homer then at Homer and Apu, as Homer was eating the ice cream bar*
 * Apu (while Homer was chewing on the ice-cream bar): What's the matter, Sir? Never have I seen you so unhappy that you are purchasing such a huge quantity of ice cream.
 * Homer: Reason why I look unhappy is because tonight, I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! (referring to Patty & Selma) For what I call them the "Gruesome Twosome". *he and Apu laugh, then he steps on the imposter's foot*
 * Imposter (imitating Rachel's voice): YEOW! That's my foot, you stupid deluded fatso!
 * Homer: Sorry, Pal--. *suddenly gasps in horror as he sees the handgun the imposter was holding, screams (as he did in "The Simpsons" episode, "Krusty Gets Busted") and dives into the shelf of chips*
 * Imposter (imitating Rachel's voice): Alright! Hand over the money, and put it in the bag! PUT IT IN!!!!
 * Apu (scared / as he handed over the money): Yes! Yes! I know that procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenient store you know! *imposter runs away with the bag of money, the cigarettes, and the lottery card* (to Homer) You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long-gone.
 * Homer: *sighs in relief* scene cuts to Homer and the police identifying the suspect*
 * Homer (as the cop was drawing on his notepad to identify the suspect): She had brown hair..... long.... longer.... pretty looking.... yeah, yeah, like that!
 * Cop (from "Krusty Gets Busted): This is a bit of a shock, but.... *shows the drawing shown to be Rachel Evancho to Homer*... is THIS the woman?
 * Homer (in shock): *gasps* It's one of those girls from that T.V show my friend, Double-D watches (referring to "Growing Up Evancho")! The little sister! Ruthie.... Riley.... RACHEL EVANCHO! *scene cuts to the Evancho house in downtown Peach Creek with Rachel Evancho alone in the house, getting a drink in the kitchen*
 * Rachel: *sighs it's a good thing my parents took Zach shopping so I can have an whole hour 1/2 to myself in the house. *pours her cherry juice, sits on the sofa, drinks it, and sighs in relaxation as she relaxes on the sofa* *suddenly banging is heard, and Rachel jumps in fright, and gasps in fright as the Springfield SWAT team broke in the house, then they put a frightened Rachel on the ground* Guys! Guys, what's going on?! W-W-W-Why are you all arresting me for?!
 * Chief Wiggum: Rachel Evancho, you are under arrest for armed robbery. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
 * Rachel (scared / while getting handcuffed): B-B-But I didn't do anything! *scene cuts to Edd's house, in Edd's bedroom with Jackie and Edd romancing on Edd's bed after a romance movie ended, then the 10:00 news came on*
 * TV Announcer (voice only / on T.V): Springfield News, with our Emmy Award winning anchorman, Kent Brockman!
 * Scott Christian: Good evening, Springfield. I'm Scott Christian. Kent Brockman is off tonight. How does a lovely young woman get the money to pay for her ear-piercings...? She robs a KWIK-E-MART. The news behind that enigmatic half-joke right after this commercial message.
 * Jackie: *stops kissing Edd* Did I just hear something on the news saying, "lovely young woman" robbing a KWIK-E-MART"?
 * Edd: Well, turtledove, it might be one of those intoxicated, cigarette-smoking young females trying to rob the KWIK-E-MART for their own selfish purposes. Thank Heavens for law enforcement and police to arrest those drug-addicts.
 * Jackie: *giggles* You're funny, Edd. I love you so much.
 * Scott Christian (voice only / on T.V): Rachel Evancho is behind bars tonight (on camera) after a daring twilight robbery at the local KWIK-E-MART.
 * Jackie (in horror): *loud gasp* RACHIE!
 * Edd (in horror): Oh, dear....!
 * Maggie (in horror) *yelps and runs into Edd's arms and shakes in fear* *scene cuts to the T.V where Rachel was being unjustly taken into the back of a police cruiser*
 * Scott Christian (on T.V): The Springfield SWAT team had comprehended the T.V young beauty, and put her away behind bars until her trial which begins tomorrow. *scene cuts to the surveillance video of the robbery* And just in.... actual footage of the crime taken with a KWIK-E-MART security camera.
 * Homer (on the camera): Reason why I look unhappy is because tonight, I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! For what I call them the "Gruesome Twosome". *laughs*
 * Edd: I always knew he despised Patty and Selma.
 * Imposter (on the camera / imitating Rachel's voice): Alright! Hand over the money, and put it in the bag! PUT IT IN!!!!
 * Edd (sadly): *sobs* Oh, Rachel....! How could you turn into an ABHORRENT CROO-HOO-HOOK..... *sobs in Jackie's arms*
 * Jackie (while hugging Edd in comfort): Awwwww..... don't worry, sweetheart, I know Rachie is innocent. I know it in my heart.
 * Edd (in tears): *gasps* How could you say that, Jackie?! She's turned into a MENACE! She's become a crook--! (in unison, Jackie covers his mouth and shushes him calmly until Edd's mumbling in her hands quiets down* (muffled in her soft, warm hand) Sorry, Jackie.
 * Jackie (calmly / while covering Edd's mouth): It's okay, sweetheart. Can I tell you something in your ear about the video on T.V?
 * Edd (muffled / in tears): Yes please, turtledove. *sniffles*
 * Jackie (softly / worried) *half-cups her hand and whispers to Edd* It's NOT Rachel.
 * Edd (in horror): How could that crook not be Rachel?!
 * Jackie (worried): Because Rachel is much SHORTER than the crook in the video, and her leg-shape are different from Rachel.
 * Edd (worried): Y-Y-Y-You think R-R-Rachel was FRAMED?!
 * Jackie (worried): I'm afraid so, sweetheart. *hugs a sobbing Edd* *Timmy appears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Timmy (in horror): Guys! Did you hear the news?! Rachel was FRAMED! FRAMED I tell you! She was accused of robbing the KWIK-E-MART!
 * Edd (in tears): Oh, the horror, Timmy! When will this cruelty against the Evancho family end?! *sobs in Jackie's arms and Jackie shushes him calmly and rubs him to calm him down* How are we going to reveal the crook responsible? *sad gasps* What if Homer fingers Rachel in court and no lawyer is there to defend her? *sobs*
 * Timmy (sympathetically): Awwww.... don't worry, Double-Dude. YOU can be her lawyer! You WENT to law-school to practice law at a young age, remember that?! It was your afterschool program and got your license when you graduated last month!
 * Edd (in tears): *gasps* Of c-c-course, Timmy.... *sadly sniffles*
 * Timmy: And plus, the only way to prove Rachel innocent, is to collect EVIDENCE and give the REAL information! Remember when that no-good baddie on wheels, Diesel brainwashed the engines with his balarky tales towards Duck, and he made the engine act like jerks towards the Great Western engine?
 * Edd (in tears): I'm sorry I can't follow you on that Timmy. As it is highly illogical for steam locomotives to rob convenient stores.
 * Timmy: No, Edd! Remember?! Diesel and the no-good freight cars?! The cars were laughing at him, ticking the no-good baddie off?! Well, let me refresh your memory and fill you in on it. (blows whistle and "Diesel's Devious Deed" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Thomas And The Search For Fergus")
 * Jackie: I am glad that the REAL evidence was brought out that Diesel's lie to Fergus really scared him stiff, and CAUSED him to run away. And I am glad Thomas found Fergus and told him the REAL story. Now if only we find some evidence to prove Rachie innocent..... Hmmmm.....
 * Edd (in tears): That's a tough decision, babe. If I am going to defend Rachel, I am going to have to NEED some evidence to prove her innocent. I mean her trial IS tomorrow at 11:00 am.
 * Timmy: I have JUST the plan for evidence collecting. EARLY tomorrow morning at 6:00 am, go to the KWIK-E-MART to find evidence as seen on the survelliance video, and take Bart and Lisa with the both of ya! Lisa has the brains like the both of you to find evidence, and why Bart? Because that crook looks very fishy and familiar that only Bart would know. If he can reveal Sideshow Bob (in reference to "The Simpsons" episode, "Krusty Gets Busted"), so can he reveal THIS imposter. Is that a deal guys?
 * Jackie and Edd: Deal!
 * (scene cuts to Jackie, Edd, Lisa, and Bart entering the KWIK-E-MART)
 * Apu: *exclaims* Okay, okay, don't do anything funny! I'm armed to the teeth.
 * (the gang look around for evidence)
 * Jackie (softly): *gasps* Guys, look! The burrito!
 * Bart: What? I rarely eat burritos.
 * Jackie (softly): No, Bart! It's the burrito ITSELF! It has BEANS in it. The video shown that the crook heated up a BEAN burrito! Rachel would have broken out in RASHES if she ate that! Meaning how could Rachel eat this bean burrito IF SHE IS ALLERGIC TO BEANS.....?
 * Bart (softly): Aha!
 * Bart (softly): *seeing a box of Winston cigarettes* Hold the phone.... Girl's too young to buy these!
 * Jackie (softly): Great find, Bart! I am so proud of you.
 * Bart (softly): Thanks, chick! Because if I were to try and buy those from Apu at this age, how EASILY he would have gotten ME in the slammer!
 * Edd (softly): Great job, Bart and Jackie! We might need one more evidence to prove Rachel innocent....
 * Lisa (softly): *seeing the lottery machine* *gasps* Wait a minute! Rachel can't gamble!
 * Edd (softly): EUREKA!
 * Bart (annoyed): Good! The girl can't gamble! Can we just get off his (Apu's) back already?!
 * Lisa (softly): NO! Don't you get it, Bart?! The video showed that while Dad was searching in the freezer for ice cream, the robber was buying a lottery ticket from the machine!
 * Bart (softly): I still don't get you, Lise.
 * Jackie (softly): What Lisa means is that people under age of 21 are not allowed by law to buy ANY lottery ticket unless with parent supervision. Rachel knows better never to buy a lottery ticket unless Mom or Dad are around supervising her.
 * Lisa (softly): *sighs in relief* Thank you, Jackie for explaining.... (to Bart) Jackie has a point, Bart. She means how could Rachel be buying a lottery ticket if she is UNDER AGE to gamble and WITHOUT PARENT SUPERVISION....?
 * Apu (voice only): Hey, hey! This is not a big city casino! If you are not with a parent, back away from that machine or I'll--!
 * Edd (bravely): Actually Apu, Sir.... I NEED them to defend Rachel Evancho! I am her LAWYER! *show him his lawyer ID*
 * Apu: You mean that hardened criminal who robbed my store last night?
 * Edd (bravely): She is NOT a crook, Apu. Rachel was FRAMED by a REAL crook!
 * Apu: I do not know what are you talking about, Mr. Marion.
 * Jackie (bravely): Apu, my little sister, Rachel Evancho WAS framed last night. Allow me to explain....
 * (7 minutes later)
 * Apu (in shock): *after seeing the surveillance video (with Jackie pointing things to him)* Oh, no! That poor little beautiful American sister! I cannot believe someone would do such a thing like that to her! Well, you got a deal! Use these as evidence for the little girl's trial, and if she is not guilty by the court of law, bring them all back to me, and I will give you discount on everything at my store for life!
 * The Gang: Thank you, Apu! We promise! *scene fades to the Springfield prison and slowly zooms to a sad Rachel (in a black & white striped prison shirt) sitting in her cell on her cot, with her eyes closed, and her eyes tearful*
 * Chief Wiggum (voice only): Ms. Rachel Evancho! We have 10 minutes before we take you to the courthouse for your trial! You got a couple of visitors to come see you before we take ya! *the gang showed up*
 * Rachel (in tears): J-J-Jackie? Edd? W-W-Who are those guys?
 * Edd: Rachel, these are my friends, Bart and Lisa Simpson.
 * Lisa: Greetings, Rachel! Sorry what happened to you.
 * Bart (in unison): Hey, Rach. Nice to see ya! Ain't fun being framed.
 * Rachel (in tears): Of course! Juliet told me about you guys! *sad sigh* I don't know what I am going to do in court alone without a defense lawyer. *sad gasps* I didn't do it. *Jackie puts her hand on Rachel's head and gives her a rub, and shushed her calmly*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): Awwww..... we understand, Rachie.... *shushed her calmly* We know you're not an evil crook. We KNEW you were innocent all along.
 * Bart: Don't worry, chick! Once you're proven innocent, I will reveal the REAL crook, because that imposter looks FAMILIAR to me that my girlfriend (referring to Buttercup) and her sisters faced once.
 * Edd: And Rachel, you will be surprised who your lawyer will be. Just you wait and see.
 * Rachel (in tears): Okay, Double-D. *sniffles*
 * (Chief Wiggum, Sergeant Lou and the police arrive)
 * Chief Wiggum: Ms. Rachel Evancho! We are now transporting you to the local courthouse to begin your trial and sentencing. So once we get you out of this cell, put your hands behind your back so we can book ya! *Sergeant Lou lets Rachel out of her cell and the police begin cuffing her*
 * Rachel (scared / in tears): *shudders fearfully, and softly whimpers as she is being handcuffed*
 * Lisa (softly): Don't worry, Rachel. We'll be in court to support you and prove you innocent, you just watch. *the police then take Rachel away, and the scene cuts to the Springfield Courthouse in the courtroom minutes prior to Rachel's trial*
 * Rachel (sadly): *sniffles* How can I win this case without a lawyer to defend me.... ? *sobs softly*
 * Edd (whispering / voice only): Hey, Rachel!
 * Rachel (softly): *gasps as she sees Edd in a lawyer suit with a briefcase (containing the evidence he, Jackie, Bart, and Lisa collected from the KWIK-E-MART) in his hand* E-E-E-Edd.... Y-Y-Y-YOU'RE my lawyer?! At such a young age, how could you get a law license?
 * Edd (softly): I will tell you after court, Rachel. And don't worry, you're in good hands, and I will prove you innocent easily. Just you watch. *scene fades into mid-court*
 * Prosecutor (from "Krusty Gets Busted"): I would like to call to the stand... Homer J. Simpson.
 * Homer: *arrives to the stand*
 * (video plays when Homer stops on the imposter's foot and cowardly dives into the shelf of chips)
 * Prosecutor: Mr. Simpson, was that YOU taking that cowardly dive into that display of heavily-salted snack treats?
 * Homer: Yes, Sir.
 * Prosecutor: Do you recognize the gun-woman in this courtroom today?
 * Homer: Yes I do.
 * Prosecutor: Fine. Will you point her out to us?
 * Homer: Okay. *takes his time, and then dimwittingly, points at Rachel, stunning everyone (except Edd)*
 * Edd (in his head): Oh, no Homer! Why would you finger Rachel in court when it wasn't really her?! C'mon, Eddward! We can come back at this! It's hero time!
 * Prosecutor: Let the record show.... that the witness had eventually pointed to *clears throat*...(voice only) *Rachel shudders in fear in unison* RACHEL EVANCHO--.
 * Edd: OBJECTION! *Rachel, and everyone gasps*
 * Judge (from "Krusty Gets Busted"): *bangs gavel* Overuled! We now let the defense lawyer speak his case.
 * Edd: Bless you, Your Honor. My say is that after witnessing the survelliance video from the KWIK-E-MART, it looks very much that the defendant, Rachel Evancho was FRAMED. And in my suitcase today, I have vital evidence taken place from the scene of the crime that will PROVE it, Your Honor.
 * Judge: Fine, so can you please reveal the evidence taken place from the crime, and explain your case, please?
 * Edd: *removes evidence from his suitcase* First, we have Exhibit A, this package of Krusty Burger super-choker bean burrito with macho sauce that the crook heated up in the microwave oven at the KWIK-E-MART. Rachel Evancho couldn't even EAT the burrito due to her being ALLERGIC to beans. This is an experimental evidence. *takes a bean and touches Rachel with it, and Rachel breaks out in rashes, and Rachel begins scratching, and everyone gasps in shock* See? Rachel was allergic to beans so she wouldn't have bought that bean burrito. Exhibit B, this package of Winston Cigarettes. In the survelliance video, the crook shoplifted a pack of these same said cigarettes. Rachel Evancho is a tad under age to purchase any cigarette, and she don't desire to smoke at all. So it couldn't be Rachel Evancho taking that pack of cigarettes. Lastly, Exhibit C, this Springfield Win 4 Life scratch-off ticket. The thief had purchased this very ticket from the Springfield Lottery machine at the KWIK-E-MART. The real Rachel Evancho would not have been eligible to purchase a Lottery ticket unless her mother Lisa and her father, Mike supervised her, because by law no one under 21 is allowed to gamble. So the real Rachel Evancho wouldn't have been purchasing any lottery ticket by herself. Please roll the clips of those scenes in the surveillance video. *clips play to show the evidence, and everyone gasps in horror and shock* So therefore, all evidence shown to the courtroom in this trial today, proves that my client, Rachel Evancho was FRAMED. *everyone gasps in shock* *scene fades into the jury returning to the courtroom*
 * Judge: Has the jury reached the verdict?
 * Jury Member (from "Krusty Gets Busted") We have, Your Honor. We find the defendant, Rachel Evancho.... *scene cuts to Jackie, Lisa, Bart, the Evancho Family, and Rachel*.... NOT guilty!
 * Rachel (relieved): *sighs in HUGE relief*
 * (everyone sighs in relief)
 * Judge: *bangs gavel* We shall forfeit all charges towards Rachel Evancho since she is proven innocent in a court of law.
 * Prosecutor: Mr. Marion, do you happen to know the REAL culprit of this melee?
 * Edd: I will answer that question, Your Honor. I will now bring Mr. Bart Simpson to the stand. He might know the crook responsible.
 * Judge: Mr. Bartholomew Jojo Simpson. Do you know who this imposter is?
 * Bart: Let me think, Your Honor. Hmmmm... *gasps in horror* and has flashbacks of the video of Homer stepping on the imposter's foot and her screaming familiar villain quotes, and seeing the legs familiar to a villain*
 * Judge: Well, perhaps Mr. Simpson does not know--.
 * Bart: Wait a minute....! SEDUSA did it!
 * (everyone gasps in horror)
 * Bart: Rachel didn't rob that store! Sedusa FRAMED her, and I got proof! Roll the clip repetitvely when Dad stepped on her foot! *clip of Homer starts playing repetitively*
 * Sedusa (imitating Rachel's voice): YEOW! That's my foot, you stupid deluded fatso! *repeats over and over again, shocking everyone*
 * Bart: See?! Sedusa is the ONLY one who would call my dad a "deluded fatso", and look at her feet! *everyone gasps in horror* She has scary, ugly feet! Rachel is much shorter than Sedusa! And lastly, my girlfriend (referring to Buttercup) her 2 superhero sisters (referring to Blossom and Bubbles) had her busted once for impersonating a kind lady only to TORTURE them and have them falsely grounded by Professor Utonium! (referring to the PPG episode, "Mommy Fearest")! THAT'S how I know Sedusa did it! She is the ONLY one who likes to frame people in the world! *everyone gasps in horror*
 * Judge: *bangs gavel* Now, I order law enforcement to search for that evil menace, Sedusa, and bring her to justice! We will charge Sedusa for armed robbery, fraud, and theft! *bangs gavel* Court dismissed!

Trivia

 * Rachel Evancho as well as the rest of the Evancho family guest stars in this episode.
 * This episode is a special tribute in loving memory of former U.S Supreme Court Justice, Antonin Scalia (1936 - 2016) and iconic newscaster, Charles Krauthammer (1950-2018).

Plot

 * Eddy and Edd decided to run their movie scam again, and once again it ends up in a food fight. Ed shows up and kicks everyone out, and BELLOWS at Sarah. Eddy taunts Ed, but Ed walks away to the park to sulk. Edd remembered the last time he tried to make Ed happy with Eddy, but instead Eddy made it worse and he made Ed destroy the park, until Jonny removed the pebble from his shoe. Timmy (18 inches tall) appears, VERY mad that Ignazio accidentally made him drop his tickets he was in process of counting (by greeting him loudly and happily) in Shining Time Station. Timmy calms down thanks to him seeing Edd VERY sad and depressed and tells him his dilemma, (including the fact that Ignazio asked to volunteer in helping Timmy count the tickets after the accident, but Timmy shouted at him out of anger and made him cry and feel scared and worried about him) Edd tells Timmy about what had happened. Timmy comforts him by telling him stories about bad days and misbehavior on the Island Of Sodor. After the last story, Edd suggests to Timmy to apologize to a worried Ignazio for screaming at him in Shining Time Station, and let him count the tickets he dropped. Timmy agrees and feels better. After he leaves for Shining Time Station, Edd feels VERY sad again, remembering the last time he and Eddy tried cheering Ed up. Jackie and Maggie arrive and see Edd crying. They both try to comfort him after he told them about the melee. Jackie felt very scared and HORRIFIED at the situation, and she agreed to help get the pebble out of Ed's shoe. Edd warned Jackie leave Maggie in her house, in case Ed either scares her BADLY or harms her, so Jackie carried Maggie to the bedroom to safety, and promised her they will return once Ed has the pebble removed from his shoe. Edd and Jackie were just about to enter the park when they saw Karen crying (the way she did in "Frosty The Snowman"). She told them that Ed (her best friend) had shouted at her. They both comforted her, and Jackie told her about the pebble in his shoe. Jackie thought of a SAFE, CALM, and KIND way to get the pebble out of Ed's shoe without triggering Ed to destroy the park. Jackie as courageous as she is, went up to Ed and kindly spoke to him, but Ed got up, shouted RUDELY at Jackie and marched slowly towards her in a VICIOUS manner. Jackie (feeling both scared and brave at the same time / backing away from Ed bravely) tried being calm and talking to Ed while staying clear of him. Karen, trying not to be seen by Ed, was secretly behind Ed, waiting to remove the pebble from the shoe. Soon, Jackie was dangerous cornered by the fence, a scared Jackie whispered audibly to Karen, "NOW, KAREN!!!!", then Karen quickly removed the pebble from Ed's shoe, and Ed was happy again. Karen kindly presented the pebble to him, and Ed hugged Karen and praised her. Edd was VERY proud of the girls for curing Ed. Soon, an angry Eddy came and disrespected the 2 girls and then yelled at Edd for being with the 2 girls, then made Karen cry. Jackie then SNAPPED at Eddy to leave Edd and Karen alone, much to Edd, Ed, and Karen's surprise. Eddy snapped at Jackie, but Jackie THREATENED Eddy that she was going to put the pebble back in Ed's shoe so Ed would attack him BADLY, scaring Eddy away and he ran his way back to the cul-de-sac. As they went back to Jackie's bedroom (in which Maggie was waiting for all of them), Timmy texted Edd that Ignazio forgave him and successfully counted the tickets he made him drop by accident, and that they both met Daniel Powter in Shining Time Station, and he sent Edd the song "Bad Day". After the song, that night (Karen slept over Jackie's house) Jackie and Karen were discussing the plot to turn Edd on Eddy, and how she is doing it. Karen agrees with Jackie, then suggests that after Edd is turned on Eddy, Ed should be next to turn on Eddy, and she came up with the idea of telling Ed about one of his favorite monster movies, "I Was A Teenage Mutant Manipulator From Hades", it took place AFTER the first clue was given to Ed after he overheard Bart reveal Eddy in "The Finale".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Sir Handel
 * 2) Gordon Takes A Dip
 * 3) Put Upon Percy
 * 4) Thomas and the Conductor
 * 5) James Learns a Lesson

Song

 * Bad Day (Sung by Daniel Powter)

Quote 1

 * [A movie, "The Hunt for Edasorus" starts. Credits roll to the sound of pedal-steel guitar. The movie stars Eddy, was directed by Eddy, and features Edd and Ed (Their slide is upside-down). The movie starts. It is paleolithic times. Ed, as a dinosaur, comes onscreen menacingly.]
 * Jimmy: Holy mackerel!
 * [Ed is chased away by a club-wielding caveman–Eddy. A cavewoman (Edd) comes onscreen, and Eddy flexes for her.]
 * Sarah: Oh brother.
 * [Suddenly, Jonny's giant head eclipses the screen. The music begins to sound choppy, as Edd, who is providing it live, cannot see the action and thus can't play]
 * Sarah: Jonny, you blimphead! Move it or lose it! [She knocks him down.]
 * [Eddy opens his fist and chuckles]
 * Eddy: Pay for Ed-day! There's big cash in showbiz, Double-D! Unless you're on cable! Ha!
 * Kevin: What a rip! This is lame I'm ready to heave!
 * Eddy: A troublemaker. [he rushes to Kevin's seat] Is there a problem here, patron?
 * Kevin: This movie sucks eggs. So gimme back my money!
 * Eddy: [scared] Uh, have some popcorn, Kev! On the house! (he crams a bag of popcorn in Kevin's mouth)
 * Sarah: Why did he get free popcorn?! I want free popcorn!
 * [Eddy groans and goes to the concession for Sarah. Rolf seeing this, longingly looks at Nazz's popcorn. He reaches in the bag for some and Nazz without realizing puts his hand in her mouth]
 * Rolf: (apolgetically) A discharged niblet for Rolf?
 * [A fight breaks out in the seats. Rolf goes flying)
 * Rolf: Son of a shepherd!
 * [Eddy grabs a bag of popcorn from next to a popcorn machine and adds it to a pile he's carrying.]
 * Eddy: [harassed] I want free popcorn, I want free popcorn. What do I look like, some popcorn fairy?
 * [Eddy turns to give the popcorn to the moviegoers and trips over a prone Rolf. The popcorn goes flying.]
 * Jimmy: My eyes! [The bags have landed on Jimmy.] This butter substitute is stinging my eyes!
 * Kevin: Now that's entertainment!
 * Sarah: Mind your own beeswax! [She throws her drink at him.] Aw, did Kevin go boom?
 * Kevin: [getting up] Right.[Edd looks nervous.] FOOD FIGHT!
 * [A rumble breaks out, popcorn and soda flying everywhere.]
 * Sarah: You missed!
 * Edd: [trying to calm the ruckus] People, please! Let's not behave like children!
 * Kevin: [holding a drink] Yo Rolf, think fast! [He angles his arm, and Rolf tackles him.]
 * Rolf: Too slow!
 * Edd: Eddy, do something!
 * Eddy: [handing out concessions] Are you kidding me? [He ducks to avoid a drink.] I'm making a killing here, Double D! [Jimmy hands over a quarter and gets more ammo.]
 * Jonny: [untouched by the war] Far out, Plank. Three-D!
 * [An angry Ed stands in front of the movie.]'
 * Edd: Ed, is something the matter?
 * Eddy: Well, look who decided to join us. [The sounds of a tussle emanate from the garage.] Hey! What's the matter with you?! Put me down!
 * [Ed heaves the garage door open and throws the kids out.]
 * Ed: Away with you! Unwanted pesterers!
 * [The kids look at him, surprised by this unusual behavior. Sarah gets up out of the middle of the pile.]
 * Sarah: ED! You listen to me, mister! You can't kick me out! [yells] I LIVE HERE TOO!!!!
 * Ed: SO MOVE!!!
 * Sarah: [backing up] Heh. Heh. Okay, we better go. [The kids disperse.]
 * Kevin: You read my mind.
 * Jonny: Catch you on the rebound, slick!
 * Edd: Is it me, or is Jonny's vocabulary deteriorating?
 * Eddy: [angry] I was hosin' 'em big time with that food fight! Till Mister Happy shows up and ruins everything." [Ed grumpily heaves the garage shut and walks down the street.] Hey Grumpula! Wake up on the wrong side of those stale socks of yours? Hey Sourpuss!
 * [Ed walks on.]
 * Edd: A dark cloud seems to be hanging over Ed's head, Eddy. Our friend must have somehow gotten the pebble in his shoe again. It's our duty to help him remove the very culprit!
 * Eddy: Yeah, right! Just wait at the end of the day when he kicks off his shoes and BINGO! Problem solved!
 * Edd: But, Eddy-!
 * Eddy: Forget it! (walks away)
 * Edd: (looks on saddened)
 * (Timmy [16-inches tall] appears in a cloud of gold dust wearing his Conductor outfit)
 * Timmy: Darn it! I can't believe that guy sometimes! Why's he gotta show up out of nowhere and make me drop the train tickets I was counting by greeting me loudly and by surprise?! GAH! (then he sees the saddened Edd) [concerned] Double-D? Are you alright?
 * Edd: Oh...hello, Timmy. Well, Eddy and I ran our movie scam again and UNFORTUNATELY, Ed came along in a bad mood and kicked us and our patrons out because of the pebble in his shoe again that made him act that way last time!
 * Timmy: Hold it...Ed in a BAD mood...it happened...LAST TIME TOO?!
 * Edd: I'm afraid so, Timmy. Last time Eddy and I tried cheering Ed up, but Eddy, being the anger-driven person he is, yelled at and slapped Ed triggering him and made him destroy the playground!
 * Timmy: *gasp* Oh my gosh! I got mad with Ignazio when he showed up in Shining Time Station today when he greeted me loud and happy. I may have shouted at him, but I'd NEVER hit him out of anger! That's just...BARBARIC! *sighs in guilt* Still, I was REALLY hard on the poor guy. I made him cry. Now I'm worried and scared that he'll NEVER want to be my friend again! Sir Handel was hard on everyone when HE had a bad day too.
 * Edd: I trust Sir Handel's bad day was every bit as bad as the bad days WE'RE having?
 * Timmy: Aw,  you bet, Double-D! Let me fill you in on it! (Blows whistle and "A Bad Day For Sir Handel" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After last story)
 * Timmy: *sad sigh* I STILL truly regret shouting at Ignazio for accidentally making me drop the train tickets I was counting.
 * Edd: I truly understand, Timmy my fine fellow. Chin up, the BEST thing to do is SINCERELY apologize to Ignazio for shouting at him out of anger and frustration, and you can let him count the tickets that you dropped so you wouldn't have to count them yourself. And who knows? Maybe that would be an AUDITION for Ignazio to get a job as a magical conductor like you. (foreshadowing Ignazio's conductor job in the "Thomas & The Magic Railroad Fantasy Crossover Edition" wiki)
 * Timmy (cheering up): That...that's a great idea, Double-D! Ignazio would LOVE an apology, help me count the tickets I dropped AND be a magical conductor! I'm on my way back to Shining Time Station right now! See ya, Double-D! Good luck with Ed! Don't let him cause any melee! *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Edd: Take care, Timmy. *becomes VERY, VERY sad in worry about Ed and sits on his porch in tears* What if Ed destroys the playground again? Why does Eddy have to make things WORSE? *sobs while covering his face*
 * Jackie (walking Maggie): Good afternoon, Double-D. Awwww.... why are you crying? Me and Maggie will help you.
 * Maggie: *whines in worry*
 * Edd (sadly): Ed is in a vicious mood I would say, my turtledove and cute little canine.
 * Jackie (worried): *slowly gasps in horror* Ed.... in a BAD MOOD? How did that happen?
 * Edd I will tell you the story.... *scene flashes back to earlier in the day* (narrating the events from earlier) Eddy and I were running our movie scam when a food fight suddenly broke out. I tried to calm the patrons, but Eddy encouraged them to continue. Then Ed came along and threw us out of his and Sarah's house! He even BELLOWED at Sarah! His little sister! Eddy then insulted him through name-calling as Ed shut the door to his garage! The culprit for his anger...A PEBBLE IN HIS SHOE! The trajedy of it all! (scene flashes us back to the story up to date)
 * Jackie (in horror): *gasps loudly* Ed?! With a PEBBLE IN HIS SHOE?! How could he get FURIOUS every time he has a pebble in his shoe?! And Eddy was VERY wrong to both encourage a food fight, AND taunt a disturbed Ed, not taking ANY time to find out the cause of Ed's bad mood! We gotta STOP him and get that get that pebble out of his shoe before he ends up hurting somebody that disturbs him!
 * Edd (sadly): Last time I saw him, he walked to the playground! It is best that we leave Maggie in your bedroom, Jackie, because she will get EASILY frightened by the raging Ed.
 * Jackie: Right-O! *scene fades into the playground where Ed was sitting down angrily, and Edd and Jackie look at him from the fence* (worried) Oh, no.... Ed REALLY looks scary being angry like that. We gotta be careful doing it, Edd.
 * Edd (scared): We MUST, Jackie. *sobbing is heard in the background*
 * Jackie: That sounds like Karen.
 * Edd: We must see what's the matter. *both go to a sobbing Karen*
 * Jackie (worried): Kare-bear what's wrong? Please speak to us.
 * Edd (sadly): Please confess, Karen.
 * Karen (sobbing): I wanted to ask Ed if he wanted to play with me, b-b-but he SCREAMED at me and called me a "little do-not-enter". He even told me he wanted to be alone. *sobs on Jackie* That's not the kind, funny Ed I know. He's my best friend, and he would NEVER shout at me like that.... *sobs more in Jackie, and Jackie hugs her, and Edd joins in*
 * Jackie (calmly): Awwwww.... we understand, Kare-bear. *shushes her calmly*
 * Edd: Well, you're not alone, Karen. Me and Eddy were doing a movie theater scam, which ended up to be a food fight, when Ed barged in, kicked us all out of his house, and he BELLOWED at Sarah loudly. Eddy of course made things worse by name-calling him and taunting him, but Ed grumpily walked away to the playground.
 * Karen (sadly / scared): Eddy?! How could he make things WORSE instead of making them BETTER?! *sadly gasps* My poor best friend....!!!! *Edd hugs her and shushes her calmly*
 * Edd (in tears): The reason why for Ed's bad mood is because is because he has a pebble in his shoe!
 * Karen (in tears / frightened): *gasps in horror* Really?! A pebble in his shoe?!
 * Jackie (in tears): I'm afraid so, Kare. If Ed has a pebble in his shoe, he turns mad and screams at people! This is why everyone must think twice before placing a pebble in Ed's shoe.
 * Karen (worried): Oh, no! We must get the pebble out of his shoe before he yells at anybody else who wants to play in the playground!
 * Jackie: I have a plan. *whispers to Edd and Karen, and they both agree* *scene fades into Ed in his grumpy state*
 * Jackie (calmly): Hey, Ed. What's wrong? Want me to comfort you?
 * Ed (viciously): *growls* (yelling rudely at Jackie): YOU TORMENT ME! GO AWAY! BE GONE NOW!
 * Jackie (sadly): But Ed, I only came to calm you down and help heal your mental wounds.
 * Ed: *gets up slowly, and snarls like a T-Rex and slowly marches towards Jackie, who backed away scaredly but bravely, then we see Karen right behind Ed waiting to remove the pebble from Ed's shoe, trying not to be seen by him*
 * Jackie (scared / calmly / trembling in fear / while slowly backing away from Ed): Please, Ed...think about this now...I want to help you!
 * Ed (screaming loudly at Jackie as he slowly marches for her): I WANT NO HELP!!!!!! I WANT TO BE ALOOOONE!!!!*roars like Godzilla*
 * Jackie (scared / calmly): (to herself) Must be careful...I MUSTN'T make things worse...I am NOTHING like Eddy!
 * Edd (to himself): Please be careful, Jackie. I don't want Ed to decimate you. Please don't be seen by Ed, Karen. Stay behind him. You're doing great!
 * Jackie (scared / trembles in fear / gets cornered at the corner of the fence / calmly): Ed, PLEASE let me h-h-help you...! *shudders in fear, then Ed's shadow covers Jackie*
 * Ed (viciously / voice only): *roars like Monstro the Whale from "Pinocchio"*
 * Jackie (scared / cornered at the fence): *whispering audible to Karen* NOW, KAREN!!!!
 * Karen (frantically): *struggles to remove the shoe with the pebble in it,then finally gets it off, then Ed turns happy*
 * Ed (gleefully): ED IS HAPPY ONCE MORE!!!!!
 * Edd (happily): Bless you so much Jackie and Karen! You both REALLY know how to tame a beast! *rushes to the scene*
 * Jackie (relieved / scared): *sighs* What a nightmare....
 * Karen: Hey, big guy. *presents the pebble* THIS is what caused your bad mood.
 * Ed (gleefully): Thank you so much, pretty-voice girl Junior! *squeezes her* Ed don't like pebbles in his shoe! I am sorry for calling you a little do-not-enter, pretty-voice girl Junior, as I Ed, was controlled by the evil pebble in his shoe!
 * Edd: Bravo, Ed! You're back to normal!
 * Eddy (rudely / voice only): For crying out loud! *all gasps as the scene went to Eddy* You all HELPED Mr. Happy?! He didn't deserve any help!
 * Karen: We only did what's BEST for Ed, and you didn't even care to help him!
 * Eddy (rudely / insulting Karen): Ah, STAY OUT OF IT, SHRIMPETTE! WHO TOLD YOU TO GET INVOLVED WITH LUMPY'S PEBBLE ANYWAY?!!!
 * Karen (insulted / sadly):  I...I was only helping my best friend...! (voice cracks) *sobs on Jackie*
 * Ed: *gasps* Eddy, you naughty little boy!
 * Eddy: Shut up, Mr. Happy! You did enough damage today kicking me, Double-D and the pigeons out of your house when a food fight was giving me cold hard cash for jawbreakers! (to Edd) As for YOU Double-D, you're so understanding! Why don't you ditch Ev-Nacho and help me with my next scam?! She's all wrong for you anyway! You BELONG to your work in building my scams! What girl even likes ANYBODY with a gap in their teeth?! (Edd gasps in unison and covers his gap with his hands to the last insult)
 * Jackie (angrily / while Eddy speaks rudely to Edd): *grinds her teeth in distraughtness* EDDY! We had ENOUGH of you today! You LEAVE MY COUSIN AND BEST FRIEND ALONE!!!!
 * (Edd, Ed and Karen gasp in surprise)
 * Ed: I never seen the pretty-voice girl THAT angry!
 * Karen: Me too, Ed!
 * Eddy (rudely to Jackie): Fat chance! Sockhead's coming with me and I ain't lettin' you get your hands on him AGAIN!
 * Jackie (angrily): Oh, really?! *takes the pebble from Karen* I can just PUT THIS BACK IN HIS SHOE *Eddy screams in fright* and you will face the consequences and be SO sorry! You hear me, Eddy?!
 * Eddy (frightened): *screams as he runs* DON'T DO IT, EV-NACHO!!!! ED WILL DESTROY ME!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
 * Edd: (sighs with relief like he did in the EENE episode, "A Glass of Warm Ed")
 * Ed: Good one, Pretty Voice Girl.
 * Edd: Thank you, Jackie. (hugs Jackie in gratitude)
 * Ed: Thank you for saving me from the evil pebble Pretty Voice-girls! For Eddy would never have dispensed with the evil pebble from the deep instead, he makes his voice sound like tooth picks in my drumsticks and strikes impact to poor Ed!
 * Jackie & Karen: *raise eyebrows in confusion*
 * Edd: Allow me to explain what Ed meant.... *scene flashes back to the events from "Little Ed Blue"* (narrating) Last time he acted this way with the pebble in his shoe, much like today, he threw us and our movie patrons out of his and Sarah's house and bellowed at his sister! We, along with Mr. Conductor followed him to the park and Eddy began to insult Ed, I then told Eddy not to make things worse and Mr. Conductor told us the story of Sir Handel's bad day then afterwards, Eddy tried to force Ed to in his words, "snap out of it" which led Ed to throw him at a tree. Then Mr. Conductor and I tried our own ways of cheering him up then he shunned us! Then when I decided to let Ed gather his thoughts, we brought things from his room to cheer him up. Then Kevin began throwing a baseball at his head in which Eddy joined him. Ed used Eddy as a bat and wacked Kevin away. Then after several attempts to cheer him up, Eddy, as the enraged person he is, yelled at him and SMACKED HIM HARD in the back in the head, causing Ed to go on a VICIOUS RAMPAGE, and he DESTROYED THE PLAYGROUND!!!! *scene fades back to the current day*
 * Jackie and Karen (in horror): *gasps in SUCH fright*
 * Karen (scared / sadly): How can Eddy do such a thing like that?! What a BULLY!
 * Jackie (scared): I didn't know that Ed  was..... DESTRUCTIVE! NO WONDER WHY he slowly but surely tried to MAUL me while we tried to remove the pebble from him!
 * Edd: Luckily, Jonny 2X4 and Plank managed to pull through and remove the pebble from his shoe to make him happy.
 * (Karen and Jackie sigh in relief)
 * Jackie (worried / in her thoughts): Eddy TRIGGERS people, and he's VIOLENT if he gets angry?! Especially towards as my Edd would say, lovable oaf like Ed?! That's ANOTHER reason why Edd shouldn't be friends with him! Luckily, Karen is sleeping over my house tonight so I can tell her everything, including my mission to turn Edd on Eddy and save Edd's life! (out loud) C'mon, gang. We've all had a bad day, let's go to MY house for some relaxation. (leads the 3 to her house who follow)
 * Karen: Sounds like a good idea, Jackie!
 * Edd: Count me in, Jackie. I'm all for a bit of normality after a day like today.
 * Ed: E-I-E-I-O!
 * (At Jackie's house, Maggie is waiting for them)
 * (They soon enter the room)
 * Jackie: Hi, Mags! (Maggie barks and runs happily to Jackie and Jackie hugs her)
 * Ed: Hello, furry friend! I, Ed am no longer a mean, mad monster! Hug?
 * Jackie: Be gentle with her, Ed. You're VERY strong.
 * Ed: Right-o! Be careful I shall be! (Jackie hands Maggie to Ed and is very gentle while hugging)
 * (Edd and the girls "awww" at the scene)
 * Ed: (makes kissing noises at Maggie while petting her like he did with Rolf's chicken in the EENE episode, "Who, What, Where, Ed")
 * Edd: Now THAT'S a comforting scene to erase the bad day! (suddenly gets a text)
 * Jackie: Who is it, Edd?
 * Karen: And what's it about?
 * Edd: It's from Timmy! You see, Timmy had shouted at Ignazio when he came by Shining Time Station today, greeted Timmy loudly and happily and caused him to drop the tickets!
 * Karen: (gasps) Oh no!
 * Jackie: I hope things are alright now.
 * Timmy: (voice only as Edd reads his text) Good news, Double-D. I apologzied to Ignazio and he's forgiven me and after counting the train tickets I dropped, he has passed the audition and has begun his training in becoming Mr. Conductor!
 * Jackie: That's great news, Love!
 * Karen: I'm happy for them both!
 * Ed: And I'm happy to be Ed!
 * Edd: (reading Timmy's text) P.S. Daniel Powter came by Shining Time Station today...
 * Jackie: THE Daniel Powter?!
 * Karen: I like his music!
 * Ed: Is Mr. Powter good for itching?
 * Edd (reading Timmy's text): Apparently, HE had a bad day when his car broke down and had to travel by train so Ignazio and I kept him company and made friends with him while he waited. We told him about the bad days we were having, yours included, and he sang us a song that helps him get through hard days too. You may want to hear it. (Edd sees link to the song, he presses the link with his thumb and transitions us to "Bad Day" which showed footage from the original music video as well as the events of the episode)
 * (after song / scene fades into the outside of Jackie's house, slowly zooming in)
 * Karen (voice only): You mean HE (referring to Eddy) is the reason why Edd suffers all the time?
 * Jackie (voice only): I'm afraid so, Kare. (on screen with Karen in Jackie's bedroom* THAT is why I am TRYING to turn Edd on Eddy before it's too late and before Eddy has full advantage of my kind boy, and he suffers forever. *sighs sadly* My poor Eddward.... *voice cracks in the end* *sobs a little*
 * Karen (sadly): Please don't cry, Jackie. I don't like that Eddy any more than you do.
 * Jackie (in a sobbing tone / in tears): But I LOVE Edd so much, Karen.... and I don't want my kind boy to suffer anymore BECAUSE of Eddy.... *sobs covering her face, and Karen rubs her back to sooth her, and shushes her calmly*
 * Karen (sadly / sympathizing): I now feel your pain, cuz. *sniffles* You think that we should turn ED on him, too? Because Ed listens to everything Eddy says or does, not knowing any better.
 * Jackie (in tears): I truly love the way you think, Kare-bear. But before we get Ed to turn on Eddy, we must turn Edd on Eddy first. Because Ed cares a lot for Edd and he saved him from the times he was attacked by the Kanker Sisters, and from the chicken drive meaning he would feel sorry for Edd and maybe the first TRUE message would get into his head that Eddy abuses his friend (referring to Ed) both phyically AND verbally on a daily basis.
 * Karen (sadly): W-W-What if he NEVER understands the REAL Eddy? What if Eddy tells him to NEVER be my best friend again when he finds out Edd had turned on him?! *sad gasps and sadly pants*
 * Jackie (calmly): Awwww... come here, Kare-Bear.... *hugs her* I'm sure that Ed will see the light as well. Please don't worry. Maybe some sleep will help you feel better. *tucks Karen in the pull-out bed* *kisses Karen on the forehead* Goodnight, Kare-bear. *turns out the light* *scene fades into an hour later with Jackie, Maggie, and Karen asleep*
 * Karen (sadly / worried / calmly / whispering softly): *wakes up, and sits up, while under the covers and looks at a sleeping Jackie with tears in her eyes* (worried about Jackie's journey) Sleep well, Jackie. Save our friends, Cuz.I hope you will.... please be careful.... *slowly lays back down in bed and softly sobs sweetly in worry on her pillow as she tries to go back to sleep, and the episode ends*

Trivia

 * This episode foreshadows Ignazio's conductor job in the "Thomas & The Magic Railroad Fantasy Crossover Edition" wiki, even though Ignazio was never seen/heard in the episode.

Major Trivia

 * Karen and Jackie using the monster movie tale to wake up Ed from Eddy was mentioned in "Thomas & The Magic Railroad Fantasy Crossover Edition") when Ed FULLY turned on Eddy.

Plot

 * When Bloo learns about how much money people can make from videos on the internet he enlists Wilt, Eduardo and Coco to gather a cast and crew to help write and make a big movie on the internet while he and Mac prepared with the camera and movie script. Ed, Edd, Jackie, Timmy, Bart, The Chalkzone Gang, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Cow, Chicken, the Powerpuff Girls, Jimmy Neutron and the cul-de-sac kids (except Eddy who was grounded and uninterested in partaking in a low-budget movie) show up to help him create something successful. However, Buttercup and Kevin knew Bloo would never make something successful and Squidward thought making internet videos was a waste of time, but others were in it for the fun. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories to inspire ideas. After the last story (while deciding on film soundrack) there was a knock at the door, and when Squidward opened the fron door to Foster's, came legendary drama-film soundtrack composer, Ennio Morricone (85 years old). Morricone told the gang (with Bubbles, Blossom, Penny, Edd and Timmy interpreting) that he heard of the new film they were making, so he decided to invite them into the recording studio to conduct "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso" (Main Theme & Love Theme) to ask Bloo if he would like to use some of his greatest film scores in his movie. Surpringly, Bloo agreed after hearing "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso", and he and the maestro agreed to the terms.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Wrong Road (George Carlin)
 * 2) Haunted Henry (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) A Visit from Thomas (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Snow (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Main Theme & Love Theme from "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso" (conducted by Ennio Morricone)

Quote 1

 * (The episode opens with Bloo and Mac on Frankie's computer)
 * Bloo: Whoa! Look at these videos, Mac!
 * Mac: Nowadays with Viewtube, it's like anyone can be famous!
 * Bloo: That could be ME! We could be famous and rich! RICH!
 * (Just then, Wilt, Eduardo and Coco entered)
 * Wilt: Hey, guys.
 * Coco: Coco!
 * Eduardo: Senior Bloo, are you sure you should be on Frankie's computer? Remember she warned you about touching it after Senior Herriman was embarrassed? (referring to the Foster's episode, "World Wide Wabbit")
 * Mac: Relax, Ed, as long as I supervise him, Bloo can do NO harm!
 * Bloo: Whatever. C'mon! Let's make a movie!
 * Wilt: You mean like last time when we made a movie...(referring to the FHFIF episode, "One False Movie")
 * Eduardo: And then Explorin' Lauren (the Foster's spoof of Dora the Explorer) taught us how to excuse us for our...pooting!
 * Bloo: That was all YOUR fault! You taped over our ending!
 * Mac: Bloo, calm down. Let's call and gather our friends! They'll help us make a just as good if not EVEN BETTER movie!
 * Bloo: Oh, Mac! You mean it?!
 * Mac: Of course!
 * Bloo: Let's make a movie!
 * (Three Days Later)
 * (The Foster's bus driven by Frankie pulls up to where filming for Bloo's movie was taking place and all passengers departed)
 * Rudy: Anyone know what this movie Bloo told us he was making is about?
 * Buttercup: Knowing Bloo, it's gotta be a low-budget movie at that...
 * Kevin (to himself): And I thought Dorky made lame movies. (referring to the EENE episode, "Little Ed Blue")
 * Jimmy Neutron: If low budget is the case, I can provide amazing special effects AND Hollywood movie camera format through my latest invention. I call it, "The Neutron Movie Specialization Software."
 * Kevin: So choice! How's it work, Jimbo?
 * Jimmy: Well, whatever you film, you open the video within the software and it's easy to get the hang of.
 * Blossom: That's really great, Jimmy. At least there won't be a crook behind this movie. Girls, remember the last time we were in a movie? (reference to Powerpuff Girls Episode, "Film Flam")
 * Bubbles: I think it'll be fun and different this time!
 * Timmy: Yeah, as long as this movie we're working on doesn't destroy anyone's reputation.(reference to Fairly Odd Parents episode, "Lights! Camera! Adam!")
 * Bart: And as long as the stars get a good sleep schedule. (reference to The Simpsons Episode, "Radioactive Man")
 * Snap: Well, as long as there's a big part for me, I'm in!
 * Chicken: Same here's!
 * Cow: Oh! I just adore plays! The thought of being in a movie is so much more exciting! (moos)
 * Spongebob: Wow! A movie, Patrick! I bet this'll be just like when we made our own Mermaidman and Barnacleboy movie! (referring to the Spongebob episode, "Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture")
 * Patrick: Can I be the cameraman?!
 * Sandy: Sure hope there's action in this, because I'm the key to where it all begins!
 * Squidward: How did I get dragged into this one?
 * Penny: If casting isn't your cup of tea, Mr. Squidward, there's always crew such as lighting, effects, make-up artist...
 * Squidward: Make-up artist?! Say no more, The Ar-TEEST is here.
 * Edd: Wouldn't it be something, Jackie, if this movie we're in makes US and our friends discovered and we become ACTUAL movie stars? (foreshadowing the movie crossover editions of "Toy Story", "Black Beauty (1994 Version)", "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory", "Homeward Bound 2" and "Shrek 2")
 * Jackie: It WOULD, dear! I would love for us both to be a movie couple on-screen! And if we were to become stars, we could even get an award for best couple on and off-screen!
 * Ed: Where are the trailers?!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears dressed as a movie director with a camera)
 * Mr. Conductor: Go on. Don't stop. Keep going. I'm making a movie. With all this talk about movies, I thought I'd make one myself.
 * Chicken: Well, Mr. C, you've arrived in time for a movie hoax!
 * Snap: Yeah, Bloo is taking an attempt to make a future disaster that is a movie made by him!
 * Bloo: What Moi? But look at you (makes camera hand with his hands) this is a great cast and crew! Everyone just has to take turns so everyone is in it! Just don't hog screen time for the star. That's me!
 * Penny: Bloo, I believe if you want a redeeming cast and crew, you will have to hold back on your ego.
 * Mr. Conductor: Penny's right, Bloo. And if I were you I wouldn't count my chickens before they're hatched.
 * Ed: Chickens!
 * Squidward: Oh, puh-lease!
 * Chicken: Hey, I'm right heres youse know!
 * Bloo: Cut me some slack. All we need is careful filming and planning and I-! I mean, WE'LL...BE RICH AND FAMOUS!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, good luck, Bloo, but making a movie comes with a lot of mistakes behind the scenes!
 * Bloo: Puh-lease! I'm a FLAWLESS director!
 * Mac: Mr. Conductor's right, Bloo. We've all seen bloopers from movies, but we can always fix it in editing!
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, Mac. Everyone does make mistakes even railroad people! Remember that mix-up with Gordon and Edward?
 * Snap: I ain't never heard that one, Mr. Conductor.
 * Chicken: Me either, Mr. C!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you will when I tell you about it! (blows whistle and "Wrong Road" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Knock on the front door to Foster's)
 * Bloo: Get that, somebody! I can't show my face to the world ever again 'cuz I'll never be a success! *sobs*
 * (Squidward answers)
 * Ennio [translated to english] Excuse me?
 * Squidward: *gasp* Ennio Morricone! You're one of my favorite composers!
 * Blossom (in Italian): I've heard many of your compositions too! It's a pleasure, sir!
 * Timmy [interpreting]: "Bubbles and I are big fans, Mr. Morricone."
 * Jimmy: Leapin' Leptons!
 * Bloo: What?! Who's this musician I've never heard of?!
 * Mac: Bloo, be nice!
 * Bloo: *groans*
 * Sandy: So Ennio, why did'cha come here for?
 * [Bubbles interprets]
 * Ennio Morricone (in Italian): I was on an internet film search to reuse 2 of my most remarkable film scores when I found out this movie you completed and are looking for a soundtrack for your film. I-I-I was going to ask you if you would like to borrow my themes for your movie.
 * Blossom (in Italian): You can sure use our film!
 * Bubbles: Hooray! Bloo, Ennio says he wants our film for him to compose music!
 * Bloo: WHAT?! What kind of Italian jerk would want to compose lousy music for me?!
 * Timmy: First of all Bloo, I'm NOT interpreting what you said to Ennio Morricone, and second of all, Ennio Morricone is doing us and mostly you a favor.
 * Bloo: What kind of favor are you talking about?
 * *scene fades to Ennio Morricone with the Roma Sinfonietta Orchestra and the gang inside the Peach Creek recording studio*
 * Bloo: I'll bet it's not music that'll make me sleep!
 * Edd: Blooregard, mind your manners!
 * Penny: Bloo, you need to give maestro Morricone a chance to show you his compositions.
 * Kevin: Yeah don't be such a buzzkill, Blob-regard.
 * Ed: Like tarantulas?
 * Bloo: What the heck kind of planet are YOU from?!
 * Ed: *glomps Bloo's mouth shut* Shush, the concert is about to start, little blue buddy.
 * Bloo (muffled): It's just a stupid recording, stupid.
 * *Ennio Morricone takes it to the conductor's spot and begins the Main Theme from "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso*
 * Ennio Morricone conducts the Love Theme from "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso"*
 * Bubbles (in the middle of the "Love Theme" / in her mind): *tears up* Ohhhh..... I-I-I'm getting the chills.... *sobs to herself*
 * [violin part plays in the last few measures of the "Love Theme]
 * Bloo (softly to himself): Wow.... this guy's good. I shouldn't have doubted the guy.
 * ["Ennio Morricone finishes conducting the Love Theme from "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso"]
 * Bloo: Ennio! You ROCK! Make more! Make more!
 * Squidward: Oh, brother...
 * Ennio (in Italian): Thank you for a change of heart, Blooregard.
 * *Bubbles interpretes*
 * Bloo: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I so want your music in my movie now!
 * (One week later)
 * Blossom: Everyone loves our movie, Bloo!
 * Rudy: The views are increasing by the minute!
 * Bloo: If MY movie's so good, why haven't I been discovered yet?!
 * Timmy: C'mon, mellow out, Bloo. Agents don't discover potential clients right away. You should be proud of what you made possible!
 * Penny: If anything, you might have to make more so they know you aren't a one-hit wonder.
 * Bloo: One-hit wonder?! How do they know that's all I got if they don't make me an offer?!
 * Ed: Offer?! Like mail-order prizes?!
 * Bloo: Whatever. I'm gonna go watch TV. (exits the room)
 * (Just then the phone rang and Mac answers it)
 * Mac: Hello? *person chatters on the phone* (surprised/excited) You're WHO?! *person chatters on the phone more* You're watching our movie right now?! *person continues to chatter on the phone* You wanna make US movie stars?!
 * (Episode ends with Mac and the gang listening to the phone call, excited about their future as both movie AND sports stars)

Trivia

 * Legendary Italian composer/conductor, Ennio Morricone guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Mojo Jojo, Him, and Fuzzy Lumpkins reunite as the Beat-Alls as ordered by Team REXCOR's Garner Rexton (teacher of Team REXCOR NASCAR school). Instead of Princess Morbucks, being fed-up of Mojo Jojo's ranting and raving, Garner had chosen Vicky The Evil Babysitter as the Baby-Shredder instead of Morbucks to do the dirty work and destroy the PPGs and cause crime everywhere. The Powerpuff Girls, after being beaten and CLOBBERED by the Beat-Alls every time they try to save the day/night, are sad and frustrated on the sofa in the PPG house. The Professor tries comforting them, but the girls remain frustrated. Piero Barone as Mr. Conductor, along with Gianluca Ginoble (in training to be Mr. Conductor) and Ignazio Boschetto (training to be Mr. Conductor / foreshadowing his role in "Thomas & The Magic Railroad Fantasy Crossover Edition") arrive magically, much to the PPGs' shock. Piero told them that he was mentoring Gianluca and Ignazio to be magical conductors in case they are needed by the Conductor Family. The PPGs sadly tell them about the Beat-Alls returning, but with Vicky The Baby Shredder instead of Morbucks. Il Volo tried to comfort them and give them advice with stories of Harold The Helicopter. The girls STILL were glum and frustrated that they are powerless with the Beat-Alls using Vicky as their biggest powerhouse of the villainous group. After Il Volo left to help send Edward to push Gordon up the hill with freight cars, Timmy, Bart, and, Jimmy Neutron come over and wonder why their girlfriends are sad and frustrated. The PPGs told them WHY. The boys felt TERRIBLE for them and decided together that THEY should help them as a part of their crime fighting team. The girls cried happily and hugged them for agreeing to help and be a part of their crime-fighting team. The Beat-Alls where robbing Sam's Candy Bar, when the PPGs showed up. The Beat-Alls shouted and zapped them (the way they did in the PPGs episode, "Meet The Beat Alls"), but as Fuzzy Lumpkins was about to throw the boulder to lay the smackdown on the girls, the BEAT-ALLS got zapped out of nowhere by the boyfriends OF the PPGS (whom were permanently enabled with Chemical X by Jimmy Neuron) by surprise, The girls were back under their own power, and the Beat-Alls were the ones in pain and stunned. The girls slammed Fuzzy's boulders on the BEAT-ALLS. The Beat-Alls got AGGRESSIVE after being smashed by the boulder, but with the help of the boys (whom were STRONGER than the PPGs' own strength and power) the job was done, the Beat-Alls were NEVER formed again, and Garner Rexton's evil plan had failed. The PPGs and their now-superhuman boyfriends go out on a triple-date to see Andrea Bocelli in concert in the Retroville Arena. After Jackie performed, "Time To Say Goodbye" with Andrea, she and Andrea thanked the boys (sitting in the front row with the PPGs) for joining the PPGs crime-fighting team, and Andrea performed for them as an encore of the concert, "Nelle Tue Mani" (from "The Gladiator"). The episode ends after Andrea belts out the last note of the song.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves A Point (Piero Barone) (repeat)
 * 2) A Bad Day For Harold (Ignazio Boschetto)
 * 3) Thomas, Percy, & The Mail Train (Gianluca Ginoble) (repeat)
 * 4) Harold & The Flying Horse (Ignazio Boschetto) (repeat)
 * 5) Thomas and the Rumors (Piero Barone)

Song

 * Nelle Tue Mani (performed by Andrea Bocelli)

Quotes

 * (scene opens in the PPGs house, with the PPG's and Professor Utonium watching the news about the Beat-Alls (similar to the PPGs episode, "Meet The Beat Alls")

Quote 2

 * (Timmy, Jimmy Neutron, and Bart arrive and greet the PPGs)
 * PPGs: *sigh sadly with tears trickling down their faces*
 * Timmy (worried): Gee, what's up? Anything wrong?
 * Bart (worried): C'mon, Butter-babe. Cheer up! What's wrong?
 * Jimmy Neutron (worried): Perhaps there are mental wounds to sort out?
 * Buttercup (sadly / in tears): The stupid Beat-Alls reunited and are at it again, babes. *sniffles sadly*
 * Blossom (sadly / in tears): But instead of Morbucks being in it, Vicky The Baby Shredder took her spot, being the strongest "powerhouse" of the villainous team. *lets out a sob*
 * Bubbles (sadly / in tears): And because we are outnumbered and out-powered.... *sad gasps*.... we can't save the day anymore due to them dominating us every time we attempt to bring justice! *cries*
 * Timmy, Bart, and Jimmy Neutron (worried): *gasps in HORROR*
 * Timmy: Those lousy lose-it-alls are gonna pay BIG TIME for taking you all down constantly!
 * Bart: Those losers are gonna PAY UP for what they did to all of ya!
 * Jimmy Neutron: Have you once defeated the Beat-Alls before?
 * Blossom (sadly / in tears): We DID, but that was when Mojo Jojo was too distracted by a pretty female chimp, and the Beat-Alls got fed up with it and disbanded. We only beat them when they were disbanded and when MORBUCKS was part of them. Now that they have Vicky on their team instead of Morbucks, and that Mojo Jojo vowed never to fall in love again, they will NEVER disband!
 * Bubbles (crying): And we will be POWERLESS forever! *cries*
 * Buttercup (sadly / in tears): You said it, Bubbles.... *sniffles*
 * Timmy, Bart, and Jimmy Neutron: *slowly gasps in horror*
 * Timmy: You can't give up fighting crime now, girls!
 * Bart: C'mon! You just can't!
 * Jimmy Neutron: The world NEEDS you, girls. PLEASE never give up.
 * PPGs (sadly / in tears): Easy for you to say....
 * Timmy: Hey.... I got an idea! How about WE help you?
 * Bart: Yeah! If those lose-it-all jerks wanna go through you, they're gonna have to go through US!
 * Bubbles (sadly / in tears): But... but... you will all get defeated like us....
 * Buttercup: And you don't have Chemical X.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Nonsense! I will enable all 3 of us PERMANENTLY with Chemical X, and the equivilent strength of the male human being is 10 times STRONGER then the female human being, no disrespect intended to you ladies.
 * Bart: Boy genius is right, ladies. Look at OUR muscles! *the boys show their HUGE, TOUGH, STRONG muscles SHOCKING the girls*
 * PPGs (amazed / in tears): WHOA!
 * Blossom (in tears): You boys are STRONG!
 * Bubbles (in tears): You look cute strong, Timmykins! *giggles*
 * Buttercup (in tears): Those Beat-Alls will FEAR all of YOU boys!
 * Timmy (kindly): So..... you all mind if we proudly join your crime-fighting team, babes?
 * PPGs (tears up in happiness): YES! YES!!!! You're all in!!!! *cries in happy tears as they hug the boys*
 * Jimmy Neutron: Gather round everyone! I have a plan.... (scene cuts to the Candy Bar where the Beat-Alls were robbing the candy store*
 * Mojo Jojo (robbing Sam): Now gimme that money! And make me a fine milkshake so I can sustain myself while robbing the rest of this place!
 * PPG's (voice only): NOT SO FAST, BEAT-ALLS!
 * Mojo Jojo: IT'S!
 * Him: THE!
 * Vicky: GIRLS!!!!
 * Fuzzy Lumpkins: GET 'EM!!!!
 * (all zap the PPGs and hold them while they scream in pain)
 * Fuzzy Lumpkins (holding his boulders): Time to finish y'all off, ONCE AND FOR ALL-! *the Beat-Alls get VICIOUSLY zapped out of nowhere at an ENORMOUS force, and stunned BADLY on the ground, and the PPGs were free*
 * Timmy, Bart, and Jimmy Neutron (voice only): LEAVE OUR BABES ALONE, YOU LOSE-IT-ALLS!
 * (everyone and Sam gasps in shock)

Quote 3

 * Andrea Bocelli and Jackie (singing / finishing "Time To Say Goodbye"): Io con.... te...... *holds long note*....! *song ends, and everyone applauds and cheers loudly*
 * Jackie: Thank you very much! Love you all!
 * Andrea Bocelli: Grazie... *both take a bow*

Trivia

 * This is the only time Il Volo together tells Thomas Stories.
 * This is Piero Barone's only appearance as Mr. Conductor since his last appearance in the "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition" episode "Tis' A Gift".

Plot

 * Eddy scammed Rudy Tabootie, Snap and Penny out of their money into tricking them with a fake taco stand. They, along with Edd who let them find out for themselves try to think of ways to get back at Eddy as well as to retrieve their money using trickery against him. Mr. Conductor appears and helps them decide by telling stories about trickery on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (George Carlin)
 * 2) Donald's Duck (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) James and the Queen of Sodor (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Duncan Gets Spooked (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Tender Engines (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Troublesome Trucks

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd, Rudy, Penny and Snap walking down the sidewalk)
 * Edd: Hoo! I'm definitely in need for some nourishment.
 * Penny: I'm feeling the same myself.
 * Snap: You're telling me, Buckos. I could go for some grub. Hey, Rudy, how's about you draw me up a burger?
 * Rudy: As soon as we get to Edd's house, I'll write on his chalkboard so-
 * (Then Eddy dressed as a Mexican jumped in front of them)
 * Eddy: Hola, Amigos! Got some empty stomaches? Well, step right up to Senior Eds' Taco Stand!
 * Ed (also dressed as a Mexican): Only a quarter!
 * Edd: Thank you, Eddy, but I've already fallen for this once, thank you. (referring to the episode, "May I Take Your Ed?")
 * Eddy: Fine! *mumbling under his breath* Lousy, no-good...(outloud) Ed! Show 'em our special of the day!
 * Ed: Can do, Eddy!
 * (lifts napkin from a plate he's holding revealing tacos)
 * Rudy: Whoa! Those look good!
 * Snap: My stomach's growling just from looking at 'em!
 * Penny: I'll take one!
 * Snap: C'mon, Double-D, you sure?
 * Edd: Very sure, indeed, Snap. (in his mind) It's best I let them find out on their own.
 * (The 3 each give a quarter to Eddy in exchange for the plate of tacos.)
 * Eddy: *whispering to Ed* Let's split before they find out.
 * Ed: Find out what?!
 * Eddy: SHHHHHHHH!!!! *Looks at the others* Adios, Amigos!
 * (Eddy and Ed run off)
 * Snap: Hot dog! Let's eat!
 * (Rudy, Penny and Snap each took a bite out of their tacos.)
 * (They all suddenly freeze with wide-eyed expressions out of disgust then spat out their tacos)
 * Penny: That was the most disgusting taste I ever had!
 * Snap: I think I'm gonna be sick!
 * Rudy: What kind of taco is this?!
 * Snap: Double-D?! Why didn't you warn us?!
 * Edd: Please forgive me, Snap, but it was for your own good. The gall of that Eddy! These tacos are filled with imitation ingredients! Mud for the meat. Orange crayon for cheese, Grass for lettuce and poor roses for diced tomatoes!
 * Snap: Well, wasn't that a cheapskate move of Eddy?!
 * Penny: And now he wrongfully has our money for his own pleasure!
 * Edd: This is absolutely terrible!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears with an ice cream cone)
 * Mr. Conductor: What's terrible? The price of ice cream? I agree.
 * Penny: I'm afraid it isn't about ice cream, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh?
 * Rudy: Eddy tricked us out of our money!
 * Edd: He fooled Rudy, Penny and Snap with phony tacos!
 * Rudy: At least Ed was just working for him. He wouldn't do a thing like this.
 * Snap: Yeah, because the guy has the brain of a bug!
 * Edd: Snap, please. There must be a way to regain your money.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, there is. The only way to catch a trickster is to use trickery.
 * Edd: How, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, remember when Gordon tricked Thomas? Thomas was being cheeky to the big blue engine and Gordon taught him a lesson about hard work?
 * Penny: I've never heard that story.
 * Snap: Yeah, me neither!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'll tell half of you about it and half of you about it again! (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Tricked" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Tender Engines")
 * Edd: Well, Duck and Donald tricked Henry by giving him false information.
 * Penny: How can we trick Eddy into giving our money back?
 * Timmy: Hey, guys!
 * Edd: Timmy, perhaps you could be of some assistance?
 * Timmy: With what, Double-Dude?
 * Rudy: Eddy scammed me, Penny and Snap with fake tacos!
 * Penny: And has our money for his own gain!
 * Timmy: That cheapskate! Count me in!
 * Mr. Conductor: We just need a plan...
 * (Timmy looks at his watch with Cosmo and Wanda inside and smiles)
 * Timmy: Hey! I think I've got an idea! Huddle up, gang!
 * (All but Mr. Conductor do so)
 * (Scene fades to Eddy groaning outside the candy store that has a "Back in 30 minutes" sign on the door)
 * Eddy: It reads 30 minutes, but it's felt like forever!
 * Ed (drooling on the window): *moans sadly*
 * (Just then Rudy and Snap ran up excited)
 * Snap: Hey, Buck-os!
 * Eddy: Hey, look who's here, Lumpy! Enjoy the tacos?!
 * Rudy: Yeah, good joke.
 * Ed: I want jawbreaker now!
 * Rudy: Word is, guys. Kevin happens to be giving away jawbreakers at his house.
 * Eddy: Yeah right! I ain't fallin' for that.
 * Snap: That's not what this text from him says. (shows Eddy a text from Kevin's very number)
 * Eddy: No fooling?! But he never gives me a lousy single jawbreaker!
 * Rudy: I don't know, Eddy, Kevin's been in a good mood all day so-
 * Eddy: Beats waiting out here! C'mon, Davinci!
 * Ed: *neighs*
 * Rudy (dials Edd's cell phone): Phase one complete. The pigeon has flown the coop.
 * Edd (at Kevin's house hiding in a bush): Splendid. (sees Eddy and Ed running) Oh, here he comes. Eddward, out!
 * Ed: Kevin got jawbreakers for us?!
 * Penny: He's stepped out at the moment. However, he'll give anyone jawbreakers if you distribute money into this shoebox he has outside his doorstep with their name written on paper and he'll deliver them to you.
 * Ed: Like report cards?
 * Eddy: Something's fishy...
 * (Then Timmy walked by eating a jawbreaker)
 * Timmy: Mmm...this is some jawbreaker! Kevin's sure been swell today!
 * Eddy: *happy gasp* Ok! *puts money into shoebox* Now I just need...Aw man! I need paper and a pen. Be right back!
 * (Eddy runs off to his house)
 * Ed (runs after him): E-I-E-I-O!
 * Edd (jumping out of the bush): Success! Our money's been retrieved!
 * (Then Rudy and Snap ran up.)
 * Rudy: All right!
 * Snap: Eddy's real slick, Huh?
 * Edd: Thank you, Timmy for your assistance.
 * Timmy: No problem, Double-Dude! And thanks, Cosmo and Wanda for the jawbreaker!
 * Cosmo and Wanda (from in his watch): No problemo!
 * Timmy (holding Kevin's cell phone): I wish Kevin's cell phone was back where it belongs and that last text sent on it was gone!
 * (Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and make it so)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well done, kids. But we better split before Kevin comes back.
 * Edd: Right-o!
 * (Scene fades to Eddy coming back to Kevin's doorstep with a piece of paper and pen)
 * Eddy: Jawbreakers! Here I come! *Looks down to find the shoe box gone* Hey! Where's-
 * (Suddenly, Kevin flew his door open hurling Eddy onto his lawn)
 * Kevin: What are you doing on my property, dork?!
 * Eddy: I heard you were giving jawbreakers away so-
 * Kevin: Yeah right. Bug me again and I'll pound ya!
 * (Kevin went back in his house slamming the door behind him)
 * (Ed runs up)
 * Ed: Is it naptime, Eddy?
 * Eddy: SOCKHEAD AND THE OTHERS FLEECED ME!!!!! UGH!! I FEEL JUST LIKE YOU!!!!
 * Ed: Does it feel soft, Eddy?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * (Scene fades to Edd, Rudy, Snap, Penny and Timmy in Edd's room watching what just happened to Eddy)
 * Edd: Oh, dear...
 * Rudy: Serves him right for scamming us.
 * Timmy: You said it!
 * Snap: Yeah, yeah, now how about that burger, Rudy?
 * Mr. Conductor: It can wait, Snap. But I must say, that was some trick you guys played. I normally expect this from some of the biggest tricksters on Sodor.
 * Penny: And who would these tricksters be?
 * Mr. Conductor: The Freight Cars! Who else? (blows whistle and "Troublesome Trucks" begins)

Plot

 * One night, Penny was in her bedroom, reading a book about NASCAR technology. While she was peacefully reading, her mother calmly knocked and came in and told her in a calm matter, like an adult that she and Penny's father were parting after many years of marriage due to recent constant arguing that went on for 2 months. Penny grew deeply upset and teared up with such strong emotion, and sobbed from her heart, and she could barely speak after feeling choked up like that. Her calm mother tried everything to inspire and calm her down with inspirational adult-like advice. But Penny, still only spoke a little and in a sobbing way. Mr. Conductor appears in the bedroom in his sob-story booth and tries soothing a choked-up Penny, and tells her stories of engines who had huge arguments and tiffs. Even after the stories, Penny remained her saddest ever, because she loved her parents together, and she never wanted them to part their ways. After Mr. Conductor left to hear more Sodor Sob-Stories in his nighttime session, Penny's mother tried telling Penny more adult-advice to Penny to sooth her. However, Penny still remained her saddest. Her mother told her she was going to the mall and leave her home alone for awhile while she went to the mall. Just as Penny's mother left, Rudy came in through the door and greets her warmly. At first, a choked up Penny, didn't speak to him at first and rolled herself the other way out of extreme depression, but after Rudy encouraged her to confess her problem, Penny decided to pluck up courage and calmly tell him about her parents divorcing and that she is their only child. Rudy feels so bad for her and gives her adult-like advice. Little by little Penny was cheering up (even though she wasn't her happiest) from Rudy's heartwarming adult-like advice about her parents (that her parents still love her as their baby and will always look out after her even in their separate lives), and that he is her best friend that loves and cares for her just like her parents, and that they were very good friends to him who let her see him all the time. Penny was still a little choked up and tearful, but she gave Rudy his very first kiss, thanking him for trying to help her feel better even though she was still choked up and sad.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble [S2] (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) One Good Turn (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Steamroller (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * A Que Mí Quedo Contígo (sung by Marco Antonio Solis)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins with Penny reading her NASCAR technology book from Jack Fassler)
 * Penny: My. This book is very informative. Everything there is to know about NASCAR and other things motorsports-related. The more to read, the merrier.
 * (Just then, a knock was heard on Penny's door)
 * Mrs. Sanchez (voice only): Penny, honey, can I come in?
 * Penny: Yes, mother!
 * (Mrs. Sanchez enters her room looking very glum)
 * Penny: Mother, is there something wrong?
 * Mrs. Sanchez: P-Penny, dear. You and I need to have a talk.
 * Penny: Goodness! Am I in trouble? What could I have possibly done?!
 * Mrs. Sanchez: You're not in trouble, sweetheart. It's about...something else.
 * Penny: Go on, mother. You have my attention.
 * Mrs. Sanchez: You know your father and I...
 * Penny: Yes...?
 * Mrs. Sanchez: You know that your father and I have been having arguments for some time now.
 * Penny: Yes. Two months to be exact.
 * Mrs. Sanchez: Well, after all I could stand of him...I can't risk getting into another argument with him...
 * Penny: *soft gasp* Mother...! Does this mean...?
 * Mrs. Sanchez: Yes, dear. Your father and I are... *sad sigh* going our separate ways.
 * Penny: Separating?!! As in divorce?!
 * Mrs. Sanchez: Your father is already packing in preparation to move out of Plainsville as we speak.
 * Penny: [tearing up] B-b-but y-y-you two can't divorce! Our family tree would lose a branch! Why couldn't you two have made up like the average husband and wife?! (sobs hard)
 * Mrs. Sanchez: I'm sorry, dear. While you were at Team Fastex NASCAR racing school the past two months, we tried marriage counseling, but no matter what, we still had horrible arguments.
 * Penny: Can I at least see Dad one more time?
 * Mrs. Sanchez:...I'm afraid not at this time of night. He's quite angry and doesn't want to be bothered. You understand, don't you, dear?
 * Penny: Fully understand, mother. (sobs again)
 * Mrs. Sanchez: I promise, Penny. You AND I will get through this. The pain of us separating may hurt its worst now, but it WILL get better as time goes on and heals your mental wounds.
 * Penny: *sniffles and wipes a tear* It'll be a long time until my heart's healed.
 * Mrs. Sanchez: I know you're feeling sad and distraught now, honey. But it'll be alright in a matter of weeks. (hugs her daughter and kisses her good night) You sleep well now and I'll see you in the morning. (exits room and turns out her light)
 * Penny: (sniffling and sobbing)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in his sob story booth crying)
 * Penny: *sniffles and wipes a tear* Mr. Conductor? What are you doing here? And why are you crying?
 * Mr. Conductor: I thought I'd check up on how you and Rudy were doing in Plainsville, Penny. And second, it's the sob stories I heard on the Island of Sodor. They were so sad. It was wonderful!
 * Penny: Sob stories are wonderful?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course! As long as there's a happy ending. After all, everyone likes a good cry now and then.
 * Penny: Well, Mr. Conductor. My sob story isn't wonderful. My parents are separating; divorcing! I loved seeing them so happy together, but after two months of frequent arguments, my dad is moving out of Plainsville!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh...now that's a sob story that not even the engines on the Island of Sodor would want to hear. After all, all the stories I heard were about tiffs and quarrels.
 * Penny: They were, Mr. Conductor? Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. You see, there are times when people get into a tiff because they have trouble agreeing on a subject or even blame each other for a mishap, but they're usually resolved in the end. After all, didn't they work for Thomas and Percy and their quarrel with coal?
 * Penny: They did? But you didn't tell me yet.
 * Mr. Conductor: I didn't tell you about Thomas and Percy's quarrel with the coal? How sad. (blows whistle and "Double Trouble" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Twin Trouble")
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, we usually learn something very important from sad stories.
 * (Penny's parents mildly arguing is heard outside Penny's door.)
 * Mr. Conductor: And speaking of learning, listen to what's happening outside the door. (disappears with his sob-story booth)
 * (Mrs. Sanchez knocks on Penny's door again)
 * Mrs. Sanchez (voice only): Penny dear?

Plot

 * Eustace and Muriel Bagge (From Courage The Cowardly Dog) wait for their Krusty Specials at the Krusty Krab. Since Spongebob felt ill, Edd had to work the register and cook the food at the same time and it took a lot of work, so it was a slow day for the Krusty Krab. Eustace grows severely impatient and wants to eat somewhere else, but Muriel tells him that being impatient will make things worse. However Eustace still wouldn't stop grumbling. Mr. Conductor appeared on their table and tried teaching Eustace patience by telling him and Muriel stories about impatience on the Island Of Sodor. In the end, Edd finally arrives with their food, sweating and panting after doing double the work all day, and apologized to the Baggs and told them that Spongebob came down with the suds and couldn't work. Muriel worried but Eustace didn't care a bit and just started eating anyway.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Dunkin' Duncan (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) Thomas and the Conductor (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Bertie's Chase (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Better Late Than Never (George Carlin)
 * 5) The Runaway Elephant (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Sir Topham Hatt

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd handing a customer his food)
 * Edd: Come again soon, sir! Hoo! It's difficult work handling the register and grill. Thankfully, Spongebob's absence in being ill is only temporary.
 * (Eustace and Muriel enter)
 * Muriel: We picked a good day to go out to eat.
 * Eustace: Blah! Blah! Blah! I just want me a burger.
 * Muriel: Well, I just love how that genius child, Jimmy Neutron made it possible to walk underwater as if we were still on land.
 * (They walk up to the register)
 * Edd: Good day! And welcome to the Krusty Krab, My name is Eddward and I'll be putting in as well as cooking your orders for today.
 * Muriel: Let me see...I'll have...hmmm...maybe...No...
 * Eustace: Muriel! Hurry up! I'm starving!
 * Edd: Sir, let your wife take her time.
 * Muriel: Ok! I'll have a salad.
 * Edd: A superb choice. (types it in on the register)
 * Muriel: And as for what I'll have on it-
 * Eustace: You're too slow, Muriel! Just give her whatever comes on your fancy salads and give me the biggest, juiciest burger you have!
 * Muriel: Eustace!
 * Edd: My. Well, I'll just run and be back with your orders.
 * (Bubbles transition)
 * (Eustace and Muriel are at a table waiting for their order)
 * Eustace: 5 minutes and still no burger! And they call this fast food?!
 * Muriel: No good will come out of being impatient, Eustace. Why, it makes things worse for you and everyone!
 * Eustace: Eh, phooey!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on their table)
 * Muriel: Oh my!
 * Eustace: Aaaaah!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry. You two have nothing to worry about. Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service.
 * Muriel: Why, it's a pleasure to meet you.
 * Eustace: Yeah, yeah. Now where's my burger?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Eustace you really must learn patience.
 * Eustace: Hey, how'd you know my name?
 * Mr. Conductor: My friend, Edd is the cashier here at the Krusty Krab. I visit him whenever he's on the job and I was watching you 2 at the register.
 * Eustace: Ah, Let's go home so you can cook me a burger, Muriel. This place doesn't deserve to be called fast food.
 * Mr. Conductor: Eustace, I'm surprised at you! Have patience. Edd is having more work than usual today having to handle the register and cook the customers' orders. You know who you'd get along with? That silly snob of an engine, Duncan.
 * Muriel: Why, who is Duncan? I remember a goddess lady came to our home thinking my dog, Courage was her dog also named Duncan. (referring to the Courage the Cowardly Dog episode, Stormy Weather)
 * Eustace: Who cares?!
 * (Muriel then pulled out and hit Eustace with her rolling pin)
 * Eustace: Ow! What did I do?!
 * Muriel: You were saying, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Duncan, as I was saying is a stubborn engine who had to learn patience the hard way. I'll tell you both the story now. It'll pass the time. (blows whistle and "Dunkin Duncan" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "The Runaway Elephant")
 * Muriel: At least something good came out of wee Duncan's mistake, Mr. Conductor.
 * (Just then, Edd finally came with the Bagg's food and put the food tray on the table)
 * Edd: Sorry, *panting* (tiredly) Pant! pant! Hoo! I am soooo stressed out from working with these orders.... *sigh*. Sorry it took me so long, Eustace and Muriel. You see, Spongebob Squarepants, the fry cook who's usually on the grill came down with the suds overnight, and when Mr. Krabs told me the news, he told me to do all the work. So therefore, today was a "slowly but surely" day for the Krusty Krab.
 * Muriel: Awww.... I hope the poor kid is okay, Eddward.
 * Eustace: Blah, blah, blah, big deal!
 * Edd: Don't you worry, Muriel. Spongebob is home sweet home in his pinapple drinking some hot tea with honey and a lemon wedge and will hopefully be back to work tomorrow.
 * (Just then, Mr. Krabs shows up behind Edd)
 * Mr. Krabs: Edd, me boy!
 * Edd: *shrieks and jumps*
 * Mr. Krabs: What's with all the chitty-chattering with me customers?! You're supposed to be making me money-- I mean patties, not yakking with the customers, and what are ye doing here, Mr. C?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I came to inform you that it takes too much time for Edd to do all the work alone. I think that he deserves a break and could use an extra hand at the register don't you think Mr. Krabs?
 * Edd: *while legs shaking in exhaustion* Please, Mr. Krabs, I am truly tired.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ok Eddie, I will give you a break. 20 minutes then it's back to work!
 * Edd: But Sir, who's gonna watch the register? I mean I can't do both duties at once. You could really stress me out that way.
 * Mr. Krabs: Don't worry lad, I'll watch the register for ye!
 * Edd: You will?!
 * Mr. Krabs: Aye, Eddie me boy! At least Mr. Squidward ain't here to sleep on me register.
 * Mr. Conductor: That was a wise choice you made, Mr. Krabs. Helping Edd at the register keeps everything running like clockwork. You know who you could be great friends with, Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: Who, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir Topham Hatt! Who else? (Blows whistle and "Sir Topham Hatt" begins)

Trivia

 * The title "Stupid Patience" was named after Eustace's catch phrase "Stupid Dog!"
 * Even though Eustace and Muriel debut in the series, Courage was absent and debuts in the episode "Stubborn Dogs!"

Plot
Notes
 * Hurricane Eddward (Category #3) was going to hit Peach Creek the next day. Timmy, Bubbles, Eustace, and Muriel try to help Edd board up his house and supply non-perishable foods and a lot of water. Courage didn't want to help and wouldn't budge. He kept track of Hurricane Edd on Bubbles' iPhone and screamed when he found out that the superstorm was moving up closer. Eustace complained about not receiving help from Courage. The others try to get Eustace to understand how Courage really felt and the reason why he was stubborn as a mule. Mr. Conductor appeared and joined in by telling stories about engines who were stubborn. In the end, Mr. Conductor decides to take Courage to the Island Of Sodor for a few days to calm his nerves, Edd, Bubbles, Timmy and Muriel wanted to go with them as well, but Eustace, as usual, wasn't interested and was caught in Hurricane Eddward.
 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry! (repeat)
 * 2) Daisy (repeat)
 * 3) Passengers and Polish (repeat)
 * 4) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (repeat)
 * 5) Gordon Takes A Dip (repeat)

Song

 * The Island Song

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with work being done in Edd's house)
 * Muriel: I can't believe that we have to prepare this beautiful house for a nasty hurricane. It's a shame for it to go.
 * Timmy: IF it does, Muriel.
 * Bubbles: *lips quiver, cries, and hugs Edd*
 * Edd: Awwww.... cast away those melancholy blues, Bubbles. I'll still have my home after the hurricane.
 * Bubbles (tears in her eyes): You will? How?
 * Timmy: You see, Bubbles, after Jimmy Neutron put the latest touches on his latest invention "The Neutron Matter Reassembler" even if the Hurricane hits Edd's house, it'll rebuild the house good as new in a matter of seconds as if nothing EVER happened!
 * Bubbles: Aw, that's real nice and sweet of Jimmy Neutron!
 * Edd: Plus I'm confused, Timmy. Why would they name a hurricane after me?
 * Eustace: Probably because it doesn't like you. That's why it's hitting Peach Creek.
 * Edd: My.... how rude!
 * Muriel: Eustace, how could you?! *hits Eustace with her rolling pin*
 * Eustace: OWWWW!!!! What did I do?
 * Timmy: Hey, Muriel. If we're all helping, how come Courage isn't?
 * Muriel: Oh, Courage does not want to move a muscle because he is extremely scared of the approaching weather.
 * Courage: *looks on Bubbles' iPhone and screams*
 * Courage: *Babbles at Timmy and Bubbles about the approaching weather*
 * Timmy: What? What is it boy?
 * Bubbles: Courage is scared that the weather is getting close.
 * Muriel: Really? I thought he had too much liver and onions, and you understand Courage better than I do.
 * Timmy: That's because Bubbles speaks and understands all languages in the book, especially animal languages.
 * Eustace: Blah blah blah! Who cares about languages! And why you ain't helping me ya little runt?! You're supposed to be helping me with the wooden boards! *hits his thumb with his hammer* (In pain) AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *sucks his thumb* Muriel, get me a band-aid will ya?!
 * Muriel: well you shouldn't have yelled at Courage for being stubborn, so I can't help you out.
 * Bubbles: you should lighten up, Eustace. Poor little Courage is scared stiff, that's why he's stubborn.
 * Eustace: *growls* Stupid dog.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Looks like there will be plenty of work to prepare for tomorrow's storm. How could Mother Nature do this?! She thinks she's funny when she does this.
 * Timmy: Wait, you know Mother Nature, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I do! Sometimes Mother Nature is nice, but sometimes she gets off-kilter.
 * Timmy: At least my mom isn't Mother Nature. She would create bigger of a mess than tomorrow.
 * Eustace:Blah blah blah!
 * Timmy: *looks down at his watch* I wish I had a rolling pin. *rolling pin appears in Timmy's hand and hits Eustace*
 * Eustace: OWWWW!!!!! What did I do?! *faints*
 * Timmy: Never mind that old coot Mr. Conductor, but weren't any engines stubborn on Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Why yes, Timmy. Remember the time Henry was too stubborn to leave the tunnel because of his fear of the rain? I will tell you but I must warn you.... it's a very sad story! *cries* (Whistle sounds and "Come Out, Henry!" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Gordon Takes a Dip")
 * Bubbles: Does that mean Gordon won't ever be bossy or stubborn again?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...not exactly. But I have a feeling he'll learn to be less stubborn and not boss the other engines around as much. [to Courage] Now does that show you what being stubborn can cause, Courage?
 * Courage (rapidly shaking his head "yes"): Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.  *whines nervously again*
 * Timmy: Aw, man. I feel sorry for Courage.
 * Edd: Oh, dear. Surely there's something we can do.
 * Mr. Conductor: Is there anything I can do? I'll tell you what. Why don't I bring him to the Island of Sodor for a few days until he's fully calm again? It's just the place that he needs to relieve himself.
 * Muriel: Oh, why that sounds lovely. I'd like to come too. Eustace?
 * Eustace: Eh, phooey! Ain't goin and that's that! The hurricane ain't gonna happen anyway!
 * Bubbles: You think it's a good idea, Timmy?
 * Timmy: If Mr. Conductor says so. I haven't lost my trust in someone as wise and experienced as him!
 * Muriel: Is the Island of Sodor as wonderful as your stories show, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: You'll know soon enough! (blows whistle and "The Island Song" begins)
 * (After song)
 * Eustace (at Edd's house by himself): Stupid Sockhead. Stupid boy genius. Stupid Powerpuff. Stupid Muriel and that stupid dog! What else can go wrong?!
 * (Just then the hurricane slowly approaches and grows closer and more severe)
 * Eustace: (screams at the approaching hurricance like in the Courage the Cowardly Dog episode, "King Ramses' Curse" and the episode ends with a fade to black)

Plot

 * Italian performer, Dennis Fantina has just moved into Retroville next door to Sheen. He meets the gang all of whom (except Sheen and Eddy) are fans of him and his music. They invite him to join them at Sam's Candy Bar for a meal (in which Eddy only went for that reason). Sheen, being jealous of him for his looks and voice as well as Libby falling for him, refuses to make friends. Mr. Conductor appears and Sheen tells him about Dennis. Mr. Conductor then informs Sheen how he heard of Dennis before moving to Retroville and how he looks and sounds so much like Sheen. Sheen, still jealous, refused to believe it as he believed he stole his looks and voice (but at the same time was secretly flattered a bit). Mr. Conductor then tells Sheen stories about twins and first impressions on the Island of Sodor. After the last story, Mr. Conductor convinced Sheen to go to Sam's Candy Bar and confront Dennis. At Sam's Candy Bar, a Karaoke benefit was open to raise money to replace Sam's second broken jukebox and everyone was having a good time (except a bored Eddy). Sheen confronts Dennis accusing him of stealing his friends, looks, voice and girl. Dennis tells Sheen not to be jealous and that he never meant to steal his looks, voice, friends or girl. He even compliments how much Sheen looks like him when he was young. Dennis then performs "Non Basti Tu" which helped Sheen to have a change of heart and asked him to be friends and his neighbor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) Heroes (George Carlin)
 * 3) The Tortoise and the Hare (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) The Diseasel (George Carlin)
 * 5) Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Non Basti Tù (Performed by Dennis Fantina)

Quotes

 * (Episode begins with Sheen, The Eds, Jackie, Timmy, Libby and Bubbles in Sheen's front yard)
 * Sheen: Ah, is there no better way to spend a beautiful day in Retroville than Ultra-Lord LARPING?! (Live-Action Role-Playing Game)
 * Libby: Sheen, no offense, but you're the only one dressed for LARPING. And in that Ultra-Lord helmet mask you wear all the time at that!
 * Bubbles: Yeah, it sounds fun and all, but we'd like to do something fun that we can all agree on and enjoy!
 * Eddy: Only thing that'd be fun for me would be scamming some suckers for cash! And this town is full of 'em!
 * (Suddenly, they see a moving truck and car pulling into the driveway next to Sheen's house)
 * Timmy: Hey! Someone's moving in next door to you, Sheen!
 * Ed: You lucky dog.
 * Edd: My. It certainly makes me wonder what this new neighbor is like.
 * (Then the new neighbor exited his car and approached the gang)
 * Jackie: *soft gasp* [soft tone] I know who that is!
 * Dennis: Ciao, bambini! (kids) I am Dennis Fantina. I have just moved in as you all can see. May I ask you all of your names?
 * Edd: Well, Mr. Fantina. My name is Eddward. A big fan, sir.
 * Bubbles: Hi, Dennis! I'm Bubbles, it's very nice to meet you!
 * Timmy: Timmy Turner. Total respect to you, dude!
 * Ed: Hello! I'm Charmin' Marvin! No wait, it's...(short pause)
 * Eddy: Do we have to go through this every time we have to greet someone?! Your name's ED!
 * Ed: Oh, yeah. Thank you very much (laughs goofy)
 * Eddy (bored): I'm Eddy...
 * Jackie: Hello, Mr. Fantina. I'm Jackie Evancho.
 * Dennis: Jackie Evancho! I remember first seeing you on "The Voice"! (Italian version) I've heard many of your songs and saw many of your performances! You really have come a long way since then! Congratulations!
 * Jackie: Thank you, Mr. Fantina. I've heard your music and seen your performances too!
 * (Dennis then turns his attention to Libby)
 * Dennis: And who are you? You look to be a fine young lady.
 * Libby: (heart-melting sigh) Ok, I'm more of a pop fan, but that doesn't mean I don't know you or your music! My name's Libby Folfax and You, Mr. Fantina ARE awesome! (fangirl scream)
 * (Everyone else covers their ears)
 * Eddy: AUGH! And I thought the Frog-mouth brat (referring to Sarah and the nickname he gave her in the EENE episode, "Postcards from the Ed") was a foghorn chimp! (reference to the EENE episode, "Truth or Ed")
 * (Dennis then sees Sheen pretending to fly around in his Ultra-Lord mask with his action figure)
 * Dennis: Now, who's that?
 * Edd: Oh-! Sheen! Come say hello!
 * (Sheen runs over to them)
 * Dennis: Ciao, young Sheen. I'm Dennis Fantina.
 * Sheen: (About to speak suddenly pauses at the sound of his voice, sight of his appearance and Libby swooning over him.) HMPH-! (turns and walks away)
 * Edd: Pardon us please, Mr. Fantina. Thank you.
 * Timmy: Sheen, dude! What's the matter with you?! That's THE Dennis Fantina! The guy YOU'RE now living next door to!
 * Sheen: That guy?! He's nothing, but a thieving fiend with that hair, face, nose, voice...and he's trying to steal my girlfriend!
 * Edd: Sheen, a poor self image hath he that envies his fellow men's accolades.
 * Sheen: Ok, I have no idea WHAT that means, but you all are being BRAINWASHED by this...this... MONSTER!!!!
 * Bubbles: *gasp* Sheen-! You shouldn't say mean things like that about a person! ESPECIALLY someone like Dennis Fantina.
 * Edd: I am astounded by your envious and appalling attitude toward Dennis, Sheen.
 * Timmy: Me too! Even Eddy's attitude isn't as bad as how you're acting right now!
 * Bubbles: Yeah! And that's acting like a big stinker!
 * Libby: C'mon, guys! We're going to the Candy Bar with...(dreamy tone) Dennis...
 * Eddy: Yeah, can we get there BEFORE it goes outta business!? I could eat a horse!
 * Ed: *neighs*
 * Edd: Coming, ladies and fellows!
 * (Timmy and Edd run after the gang and Bubbles zoomed after them shouting "Wait for me!" in unison)
 * Sheen: (lifts his mask) Some ultra-frends you guys are! (chucks mask to the ground and sits on his stoop)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Sheen! What's the buzz?
 * Sheen: Mr. C, you're never going to believe this! Some new guy just moved in out of nowhere next to me and he's stealing my thunder! And my looks, my voice, my friends and my girl!
 * Mr. Conductor: Stealing?! We can't have that! Call the authorities! We'll put a stop to it!
 * Sheen: Yeah! Ultra-Lord is the one that Dennis...What-his-face will answer to!
 * Mr. Conductor: Dennis? His last name wouldn't happen to be Fantina, would it?
 * Sheen: You know him?! Everything I know is a lie!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: I've never met him, but I've heard many of his songs and seen many performances from him. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you two were twins!
 * Sheen: Twins?! Mr. C, you must have been brainwashed!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, Sheen, it's just an honest opinion. Why, he even sounds like you!
 * Sheen: But we're not even brothers!
 * Mr. Conductor: Hmmm...now let me see...that means he's one part and you're another part. And if one part doesn't get along with another part...then you'll have to part! And if the two parts are apart...how can I tell you apart?!
 * Sheen: You're making my brain hurt...
 * Mr. Conductor: *sigh* Twins can be very confusing. If things keep going like this, you'll end up like Donald and Douglas and their break-up!
 * Sheen: Huh? Who are they...?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You don't know the two Scottish twins, Donald and Douglas? ...Of course you don't know Donald and Douglas! Because I haven't TOLD YOU about Donald and Douglas. ...Or was it Douglas and Donald?
 * Sheen: What could they even have done that I haven't already?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Made up for one thing or heard my story. Now where was I? Oh yes! Donald and Douglas! (blows whistle and "Twin Trouble" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Buffer Bother")
 * Mr. Conductor: Bill behaved the same way you've begun acting, Sheen. But you don't need to share jealousy or arguments with another when you can share things in common.
 * Sheen: But what do buffers have to tell me anyway?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...I don't know about buffers in this case, but for all we know, Dennis may have won what you think you've lost and that's a lot.
 * Sheen: Lost?! Never! That fiend won't get away with this injustice! Hang on, my friends! (dashes his way to the Candy Bar)
 * (At Sam's Candy Bar where Jackie had just finished singing karaoke)
 * (Everyone in Sam's Candy Bar except Eddy claps and cheers)
 * Edd: *wipes a tear* Beautiful as always, dear...
 * Eddy (in his mind; angrily): Lover boy...
 * Dennis: That Jackie Evancho is quite something. I am very happy for you, Eddward.
 * Edd: Thank you, Mr. Fantina.
 * Nick: Yo, Sam, slick idea raising money with this karaoke thing to raise extra money to replace the busted jukebox.
 * Sam: Thanks, Nick. (in his mind) *groan* That's the second one I lose! [referring to the JN TV movie, "Attack of the Twonkies"] (outloud) Luckily, I kept the ol' karaoke machine around since the 90's and ol' Neutron was able to fix it up the other day so any and every song possible is made available for karaoke, yeah! Talk about...back-up singers!
 * Ed: *laughs*
 * Edd: Humorous indeed, Sam.
 * Sam: (walks up to the Karaoke stand) Alright! Who's next, ye-yeah?!
 * Timmy: Say, Dennis, you wanna sing a song for everyone?
 * Dennis: Me? I...I don't know...
 * Bubbles: Oh, please, Dennis?! We LOVE you and your songs!
 * Libby: Sing for us, Dennis!
 * Dennis: Gee, I...
 * (Sheen barges in)
 * Sheen: I'm looking for a fiend!
 * Timmy: Well, look who decided to join us?!
 * Edd: At least tell us you're willing to offer Dennis an apology, Sheen.
 * Sheen: No way! I'm calling this Dennis....Montana out!
 * Ed: Sheen's dark side makes my armpits sweat, Eddy.
 * Eddy: What doesn't?!
 * Bubbles: No fighting please! I hate it when people try to fight!
 * Jackie: And for poor reasons at that too.
 * Libby: You said it, sister!
 * Dennis: Bambini...let me talk to him in a father-son manner.
 * Edd: Good idea, Mr. Fantina.
 * (Dennis stands up and kneels on one knee)
 * Dennis: So you are Sheen? I didn't recognize you without that purple mask.
 * Sheen: That's right! And I'm here to see your evil plans to replace me fail!
 * Dennis: (laughs) Replace you? It sounds like you're being jealous.
 * Sheen: Jealous!? ME?!
 * Dennis: You have become desirous of me for all the wrong reasons. For example, when Libby was falling for me, you would have liked her giving you that kind of attention.
 * Libby: And don't I know that!
 * Dennis: But, Sheen, understand just because I look similar to you and most of your friends are big fans of me, it doesn't mean I'm here to replace you or steal from you.
 * Sheen: ...Go on...
 * Dennis: In fact, now that I look at you without that purple mask...I see quite the resemblance between us. I looked just like you in my younger days. (in unison, he searches his wallet for a picture of his younger self) Look. (shows Sheen the picture and everyone else who [except Eddy] reacted in awe)
 * Eddy (in unison): Yeah, cute, whatever.
 * Sheen: No way! Wait...how do I know you didn't steal this picture from ME?!
 * Timmy: C'mon, Sheen! Wouldn't you recognize having the same clothes in the picture?!
 * Dennis: Furthermore, Sheen, you don't have to be jealous that I look similar to you, your Libby is wooing over me and am famous whereas you have all the time in the world of being a young child. I'm actually a bit jealous of things I wish I had done at your age that I've seen other bambini do. In fact, I've never met a bambino (child) I'd be proud to call...my long-lost younger twin brother!
 * Sheen: Wow...!
 * Edd: Mr. Fantina, would you care to sing a song for Sheen? Perhaps you'll even have another fan.
 * Libby: Yeah, and maybe it'll teach him how to actually sing. (laughs)
 * Sheen: What?! I can sing!
 * Dennis: It would be a honor to sing.
 * Timmy: Sam! We've got another Karaoke performer!
 * Dennis: I would like to perform, if I may.
 * Sam: You got it! And now, ladies and gentlmen! Dennis Fantina, who I could have sworn was one of my regular customers, Sheen having been made older again by one of Jimmy Neutron's inventions, [referring to the Jimmy Neutron episode, Grumpy Young Men] will perform for us! C'mon up here, ye-yeah!
 * (Everybody but Eddy claps and cheers as Dennis approaches to sing)
 * Dennis: Grazie, all! This one I would like to dedicate to somebody new I've met who has grown to admire me. I hope he likes it. (in unison, the beginning instrumental to "Non Basti Tu" plays)
 * (Dennis then performs "Non Basti Tu" amazing Sheen and giving him a complete, true change of heart about him)
 * (After Song; Everyone in Sam's Candy Bar [except Eddy] claps and cheers)
 * Sheen: That....was...awesome!
 * Timmy: Still think Dennis is a thief, Sheen?
 * Sheen: No way! Who gave me such a stupid idea in the first place?!
 * Timmy: (rolls his eyes)
 * Sam: Everyone, give it up for Dennis!
 * Dennis: Grazie! Grazie to you all! (Dennis returns to the gang's table)
 * Bubbles: Whoa, Dennis! You rocked the house! You are hardcore!
 * Dennis: Thank you, young Bubbles. (turns to Sheen) Sheen?
 * Sheen: Sir! Yes, Dennis, sir!?
 * Dennis: I'm glad you gave me a second chance and I want to know...will you be my friend and neighbor?
 * Sheen: I'll take that as an ultra-favor! Favor granted!
 * Dennis: I'm glad you did. Thank you, Sheen. And by the way...(in a tone of voice so only Sheen can hear) If you'd like...you and I can write a song for your Libby.
 * Sheen: (smiles confidentiality)
 * (Episode ends)

Trivia

 * Italian Performer, Dennis Fantina is a special guest star in this episode.

Plot

 * Edd and Jackie agreed to have their date at the beach on the Island of Sodor. Edd, being the gentleman he is, wanted everything to be perfect for Jackie since it was her birthday. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories of trust and resource.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Fish (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Trusty Rusty (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) Percy's Promise (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) All At Sea (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Have You Ever Been In Love? (Performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens at sunset with Edd and Jackie alone at the beach)
 * Edd: *sighs* Sunsets are lovely things to see. Especially at a beach. Aren't they, my dear?
 * Jackie: I'm glad I was in the mood for the beach not to mention on my birthday. I also can't believe we're here...INDEPENDENTLY!
 * Edd: Indeed, my dear. When looking for the perfect place to celebrate your birthday two weeks prior, Mr. Conductor appeared on my desk at home in my room and recommended the Island of Sodor here in the United Kingdom. Afterwards, I informed my parents of my plans AND to show you the mature man I could be, I told them I'd be willing to do everything myself such as paying for our boarding passes and passports with the earnings from my job at the Krusty Krab as well as looking for transporation on the Island of Sodor. Edward and his driver were certainly kind enough to drop us off here AND be our ride back to our rental stay. Furthermore, I hope everything is perfect for you. I do my best to make you happy, my dear.
 * Jackie: You always put effort and dedication into what you set your mind to, Double-Dear. It's all ABSOLUTELY perfect.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in full adult size)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Edd! What's the buzz? And Happy Birthday, Jackie!
 * Edd (in shock): Mr. Conductor! You're full-adult size!
 * Jackie (in shock too): What a surprise, Mr. Conductor! We've never seen you in actual adult size before.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, that's just how it happens here on the Island of Sodor. Because I'm a magical human, I'm big when on The Island of Sodor and little when I'm in America.
 * Edd: Interesting...what may I ask brings you to the beach, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I thought I may catch some of this sunset. They're quite nice to see at night.
 * Edd: It was Jackie's idea to spend her birthday here at the beach. And I did my best to please her. We also have you to thank as well for recommending the beach here on the Island of Sodor, Mr. Conductor.
 * Jackie: I can always trust you AND Mr. Conductor, hun.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes. Trust is something a person has to earn to show they can be counted on and assure the person that's relying on them that they're resourceful. It's like the time with Thomas and Bertie and the tar search.
 * Edd: Would you like to hear it, Jackie?
 * Jackie: I'm always happy to hear a Thomas story.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then. Here we go! (blows whistle and "Trust Thomas" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "All At Sea")
 * Edd: *wiping a tear* Wasn't that a beautiful ending, my dear?
 * Jackie: *sniffling; tears coming from her eyes* I can only imagine how happy Duck must have felt.
 * Mr. Conductor: Duck knew he could rely on Harold the same way the man with his hurt hand could count on him. Speaking of counting, I best be going. I must rest before too late. There are tickets I must count tomorrow the following date. (disappears)
 * Edd: (in unison to his departure): Sleep well, Mr. Conductor!
 * Jackie (in unison to his departure): Bye, Mr. Conductor!
 * Edd: *begins to shake nervously, shiver, and tear up*
 * Jackie: What's wrong, sweetie? You feeling okay?
 * Edd (nervously): I-I-I mustn't tell you.
 * Jackie (worried): Why? W-W-Why not?
 * Edd (nervously): Because I-I-I am afraid.... a-a-afraid....
 * Jackie (calmly): *shushes Edd calmly* You can tell me, Edd. I promise to keep it between us, sweetie.
 * Edd (nervously): Okay, I-I-I will tell you. *nervous gulp* This morning...Eddy...
 * Jackie (calmly): What about him?
 * Edd: *gulps* Well, he said...*flashes back to what Eddy told him*
 * (Scene shows black and white footage of Eddy talking to Edd from his (Edd's) point of view as if Eddy were talking to the viewers; dramatic music playing in unison)
 * Eddy: I'm telling you to WATCH OUT, Sockhead! I'm tellin' ya! That "pretty girl" will set you up on your date and JUMP OUT AT YA, and will confess that she don't love you, and she was tricking you all along! LISTEN TO ME, EINSTEIN! Jackie don't love people with socks on their heads! She's settin' ya up, Sockhead! Jackie is a sneak and a LIAR!!! *echoes*
 * Edd (voice only): His EXACT words, not mine!!!!
 * (scene flashes us back to the episode up to date in unison)
 * Jackie (scared): *gasps in horror* No! Those are not true, Edd! I am NOT like that towards you! I am NOT a liar! Eddy is a pathological liar himself! PLEASE don't listen to him, sweetie. PLEASE don't believe every word he says. He only said that because he HATES me for loving a kind, honest, sweet boy like you, and I was "taking you away from him". Eddy is just a JEALOUS human being, and he is NEVER known for telling the truth. It's not true that I don't love you. Eddy is LYING to you. I stay true to myself, and I NEVER lie, jump at, or trick you. I can't survive without you.
 * Edd (sadly): So, Y-Y-You're not mad at me for confessing to you, T-T-Turtledove? *sad gasps*
 * Jackie (calmly): No, Edd. I am NOT mad at you, sweetie. I'm PROUD of you that you confessed your feelings for me TRULY and SINCERELY. In matter of fact, the other day, Eddy lied to ME about YOU. *Edd gasps in horror* But don't worry, Edd sweetie, I didn't believe his lies at all. I stood up to him and defended you, and I smacked him across his face and left in a huff. my older sister, Juliet actually hit Eddy in the face with her purse for the lies he told you. And to add to that, I don't appreciate ANYONE lying to my beautiful face.
 * Edd (in horror / in tears): EDDY?! LIED ABOUT ME TO YOU?! That.... RAPSCALLION! That is something to tell his father!
 * Jackie (calmly) Don't worry, hon. I DID tell his father, and he punished him for week after that. Juliet had told me today that she pelted Eddy in the face with her purse, and told my parents the lies Eddy told about me, and they gave Eddy's dad strict warnings to never let Eddy go near me or lie about me to you again. Eddy's dad punished Eddy for a month and forbid him to be around me and my family. My family did that for the LOVE of you, Edd and they didn't want to see you deeply emotionally upset.
 * Edd (sadly): *gasps* They did? Well that served Eddy right for lying to my face about you. Good for your brave sister Juliet and family to punish Eddy like that. He shouldn't be ALLOWED to be around you and treat you like this.
 * Jackie (kindly): That's because my WHOLE family loves you. They care enough about you to have your back when somebody like Eddy gives you melee. Because Eddy never knew about us is that the Evanchos go against the grind. *giggles*
 * Edd: *begins to shiver a little out of fear*
 * Jackie (worried): You alright, sweetie? I-I-Is Eddy's lies still bothering you?
 * Edd (sadly / calmly): Well...they remain to...linger I'm afraid. *sniffles*
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): Awwwww.... I understand, sweetie. * calmly wipes off some of Edd's tears off his face, as more came from his eyes* *shushes Edd calmly* Listen...no matter what Eddy or ANYONE says...I will NEVER stop loving you. You will ALWAYS have my love, dear.
 * Edd (sadly): R-R-Really, Jackie?
 * Jackie (calmly): *nods her head yes*
 * Edd (softly /still in tears): I trust your kind, therapeautic words, Turtledove...*sniffles* But I still can't get Eddy's lies about you out of my head. *sad gasps* They really damaged my heart really deep inside. *sobs softly and sniffles*
 * Jackie (calmly): Awwwww..... Please heal sweetie.... *shushes Edd calmly* Can I ask you something, please sweetie? It's nothing bad, I promise.
 * Edd: *looks at Jackie teary-eyed*
 * Jackie (calmly, softly, and kindly): Is it okay with you.... if you would like to rest your head on my heart for you to listen to and feel.... *puts hand on her heart*.... my heartbeat? Like you did for me when I was severely emotionally upset from the Kanker Sisters (referring to the episode, "You Hurt My Eds!")
 * Edd (in tears / softly / still sad): Really, Jackie? I mean, I-I-I-I've never been asked by a-a-any girl to do that. Are you certain? *sniffles sadly*
 * Jackie (calmly, softly, and kindly): Of course, love. And you are the only one I can trust with my heartbeat, sweetie. I don't trust anyone else.... but you. And.... I 'm doing twice the amount of favor by letting you feel it... from the SKIN. *voice cracks at the end*
 * Edd (sadly / softly / with voice breaking): R-R-R-Really, Turtledove? Right from the skin? *tears up in bittersweet tears*
 * Jackie (calmly / softly / kindly): Yes indeed, sweetheart. The warmness and softness of my skin, and the pulse of my beating heart will calm and relax your soul, and you will feel SO much better inside. How does that sound, sweetie?
 * Edd (sadly / softly / with voice breaking): That sounds WONDERFUL, Jackie. I will give it a try, because we must ALWAYS trust one another. Just like the stories Mr. Conductor told us. And okay, sweetie, I will rest my head on your heart, because I believe that your heartbeat can help me heal in both directions.
 * Jackie (calmly / softly / kindly): Thank you, sweetheart, you can now rest your head on my heart and see/hear how it feels to you. *Edd rests his head, on her heart, and rubs Edd as Edd listens to her heartbeat*
 * Edd (calmly / cheering up little by little / whispering calmly in reaction to the pulsing, while Jackie rubbed him): *in unison, Jackie's heartbeat is heard* Oh my...it's...TREMENDOUS! *happily sighs* It's actually massaging me of relief from the HORRIBLE mental wounds Eddy's caused me today AND throughout the years.... Jackie was right.... it feels warm, and comfortable... *relaxing sigh*
 * Jackie (softly / calmly / kindly): Awwwww..... *cute soft giggle* Would you like a hug from me, so you can feel my heartbeat from your cute chest, sweetie?
 * Edd (calmly / softly / relaxed / kindly): Yes, please Turtledove. You are really healing me.
 * Jackie (calmly / softly / kindly): Awwwww...... slowly opens her warm arms and hugs Edd, and Edd feels Jackie's warm heartbeat pulsing on his chest, relaxing Edd so much, and Jackie rubs his back in unison*
 * Edd (whispering / calmly/ kindly / in reaction to Jackie's heartbeat) My.... I can feel her pulse deep inside me. *comforting sigh* It feels so.... relaxing.... healing.... *sighs and sniffles in warm comfort*
 * Jackie (whispering softly / kindly / calmly): How does it feel?
 * Edd (whispering softly / calmly / kindly / about her comfortable heartbeat): I think your heartbeat is the most greatest healer you got, sweetheart. Your soothing pulses had totally relaxed, calmed, and healed me and my mental wounds. Never once in my life had I have been allowed to feel and listen to a female's heartbeat, until you came into my life. Your heartbeat is the healer of all healers, sweetheart. Bless you, Jackie.
 * Jackie (whispering softly / kindly / calmly): Awwwww..... Thank you, sweetie. You know why I did that for you?
 * Edd (whispering softly/ calmly / kindly): W-W-Why, sweetheart?
 * Jackie (calmly / softly / kindly / in a whispering way): Because I DEEPLY love you inside. *Edd tears up happily and blushes bright red, and sniffles* You were ALWAYS a kind, loyal, sweetheart to me and my family, and you ALWAYS told the truth. You were always kind to me, my family, and my pet dog, Maggie, and we all admire you for your maturity, honesty, faithfulness, loyalty, bravery, and nobleness. My family knows that I eternally love and adore you for who you are, and that you're in the SAFEST place (in unison, she puts her hand on her heart) DEEP INSIDE my kind heart. I'll die without you sweetie, and I love you so much.... *tears up, spiritually* with every beat of my heart. *voice cracks at the end*
 * Edd (tearfully / inspired): *stutters speechlessly, and sniffles happily and inspired*
 * Jackie (whispering softly / calmly / kindly): Awwwww, come here, sweetie..... *shushes him calmly while slowly putting Edd head back on Jackie's heart to hear and feel it beat again, in which it beats to the rhythm of "Have You Ever Been Love?" (in which the intro to the song begins in the background), and rubs Edd calmly in unison*
 * Jackie (singing softly / in unison to her heartbeat in the background): Have you ever been in love..... feels just like a mystery..... *proceeds into singing "Have You Ever Been In Love", then peaceful and loving animations transitions as she sings, then transitions back to Edd resting his head, tearfully happy on Jackie's heart in the last few lyrics* Have you ever been in love?..... It feels just like home.... And every time it leads me crying on my knees, I cry for it again..... *as the song ends, Jackie slowly approaches Edd's lips, and kisses him deeply, showing STRONG love and devotion for him, and the episode ends*

Trivia

 * Jackie's heartbeat is heard throughout the entire song of "Have You Ever Been In Love?".

Plot

 * Jackie and Edd were on the Island Of Sodor. The day after Jackie healed Edd's wounds suffered by Eddy's lies about her, Edd and Jackie were traveling in Henry's passenger train to catch Thomas' 2:00 pm train to get to the house Edd was going to buy when he lives there, talking about getting a job on the Island Of Sodor. Mr Conductor (adult-sized) comes to keep Jackie and Edd company. Edd tells Mr. Conductor about him graduating Team Fastex NASCAR school the previous week (to become a NASCAR Winston Cup Series the next year), and getting a job on the Island Of Sodor in future as a secondary job since his first workplace (during his school days with Team Fastex), the Krusty Krab was run by the infamous Red Guy, who mistreated Edd and Spongebob. Mr. Conductor helps Edd with value railway information by telling him and Jackie stories of rescues, close-calls, emergencies, and runaways on the Island Of Sodor. After the stories, Edd and Jackie arrive to the platform, were Thomas was waiting for them. Thomas' handbrake wasn't working properly. So Thomas started off, stranding everybody. Jackie and Edd were worried. Suddenly, the signalman came and told Jackie and Edd that a little girl was chained up on the tracks. Luckily, Harold The Helicopter was nearby, so Edd and Jackie went to the airfield and boarded Harold and searched for the girl. They found out that the girl on the tracks was KAREN! Karen was going to be hit by a runaway Thomas if she wasn't rescued, so Edd and Jackie had to work and act quickly before Thomas perishes Karen by accident. Jackie and Edd frantically manage to free Karen before Thomas could hit her. Thomas BARELY touched her ponytail while getting up off the tracks frantically. Then they went back to Harold, and Jackie managed to save Thomas (the way the Inspector did in "The Runaway") A frightened but relieved Karen had told Jackie and Edd who tied her to the tracks. It was revealed to be Eddy's BROTHER who did it. Jackie and Edd were HORRIFIED to hear that Eddy's brother did it. Jackie and Karen that night, spoke in private about Eddy. They said that Eddy secretly hires accomplices to harm Jackie, and her family so Edd doesn't find out that Eddy is the culprit himself trying to hoodwink Edd. The both panic, and Jackie sings "Writing's On The Wall." To express her worry about Edd and that the truth about Eddy was to be revealed to Edd soon.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Old Iron (George Carlin)
 * 2) A Close Shave for Duck (George Carlin)
 * 3) A Big Surprise for Percy (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) The Runaway (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Writing's On The Wall (Cover by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with the engines busy working, greeting each other as they pass)
 * (Scene then shows Henry with his red express coaches which then fades to see Edd and Jackie traveling within Henry's train)
 * Edd: Ah, it certainly has been a fine holiday for us, dear. Jackie, I really must thank you for healing my heart last night by Eddy's lies about you. It's as though I suffered NO pain or anxiety at all. You TRULY have a special gift, Jackie.
 * Jackie: Thank you very much, Edd. I can't wait 'till we get to Thomas' 2:00 pm train for when you go to buy your house to live here. I'm very happy for you. The Island of Sodor is even better in person!
 * Edd: Especially since I'll be looking for a secondary job after Spongebob and I left the Krusty Krab due to the infamous, horrendous Red Guy Cow and Chicken told us about treating us so HORRIBLY! *sighs* Luckily Super Cow came to our rescue and saved us from that hideous creature. Honestly, the Red Guy changes jobs as much as a person changes socks. (as Edd speaks, Henry had arrived to let another person on board)
 * Jackie: His weird, obnoxious personality says a lot.
 * (Edd and Jackie laugh at her joke while one of the coach doors opened)
 * Mr. Conductor (full-sized): Thank you for picking me up, Henry! I wouldn't make it to my destination otherwise!
 * Henry (voice only): You're very welcome, Mr. Conductor. Enjoy the ride.
 * (The doors shut as Mr. Conductor steps inside the train and takes his seat next to Edd and Jackie's passenger seat as Henry started off again)
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd! Jackie! Fancy seeing you both again!
 * Edd: Good afternoon, Mr. Conductor.
 * Jackie: Hi, Mr. Conductor. What brings you on board today?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm filling in for Percy's driver. He fell ill today and Sir Topham Hatt tasked me to fill in for him to help Percy deliver the mail. You see, being a Conductor is one thing, but being an engineer is quite another!
 * Edd: Well, Mr. Conductor, after graduating Team FASTEX NASCAR school last week and departing my job at The Krusty Krab thanks to the infamous creature, The Red Guy, I've taken a fancy to working a future job here. Do you think I'd fit the qualifications of a driver or fireman?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, being an engineer, there are many things to know when operating an engine and be prepared for the worst should they happen. Remember when it happened to James? (blows whistle and "Old Iron" begins)

Quote 2

 * [Thomas begins to leave the station not under his own power, with his brakes screeching in unison]
 * Thomas (frightened): AUGH! BUST MY BOILER....!!!!!
 * Edd (frightenened): *shrieks as he did in the EENE episode, "Ready Set Ed!"* NO! Thomas!!!!
 * Jackie (scared): Thomas' handbrake must have not been on properly! It's a runaway!!!!
 * Stationmaster (worried): Excuse me, Jackie, Edd?! I had just received an emergency saying that a little girl had been tied up (with chains) on the tracks, and if she is not rescued, a runaway Thomas will run her over! You both need to save her! Luckily, Harold The Helicopter is nearby in that airfield! Please use him to locate the girl and save her before Thomas puts an end to her!
 * Jackie (worried): *gasps in horror* Little girl?!
 * Edd (frightened): On the rails?!
 * Jackie (worried): This NEVER happened on the Island Of Sodor before!
 * Edd (worried): We need to save that girl before Thomas perishes her! (scene fades into Jackie and Edd in Harold the Helicopter in the air, looking for the girl tied on the tracks*
 * Edd (worried / searching): Oh, dear...! Who could do such a HORRID thing as tying a young girl to railroad tracks?!
 * Jackie (worried / searching): Whoever they are, they'll SURELY AND TRULY be arrested! I just hope that we're not too late! *pants in worry*
 * Edd (spots the girl tied up on the tracks which ended up to be Karen / hysterically): OH MY GRACIOUS, WHO'S THAT?!!!!
 * Jackie (frightened): *gasps loudly in HORROR* (stuttering in tears) K-K-K-Karen?! *teeth chatters* N-n-no.... *sad gasps* NO!!!! *Harold lands and Edd and Jackie leap off and run to the scene*
 * Karen (scared, frightened, and frantically): Heellpp...!!!! *grunts and groans trying to break free but she couldn't* Is anybody there?!!!! Help me! *Edd and Jackie arrive at the scene*
 * Edd (scared): Oh, my, Karen!
 * Karen (scared): PLEASE?! *grunts and groans*
 * Jackie (scared / frantically): Don't worry, cuz! We're here! We gotta hurry up and get you outta there before.... *suddenly they all hear Thomas' whistle in the distance*
 * Edd (scared / frantically): *shrieks* THOMAS!!!!
 * Thomas (frightened): CINDERS AND ASHES! I CAN'T STOP! LOOK OUT, KAREN!!!!
 * Karen (scared / as Edd and Jackie were freeing her): *screams in horror* C'mon, guys, hurry up! HURRY UP! I NEED TO ESCAPE! *groans in fright*
 * (Edd and Jackie work as quickly as possible to free Karen)
 * Annie and Clarabel (frightened): THOMAS!!!! WE'RE SCARED!!!
 * Thomas (frightened; nearing Karen while Edd and Jackie continued to free her): OH NO! BUST MY BUFFERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!
 * (Finally, Karen (she shrieks in horror in unison) was freed and pulled off the tracks just in time as Thomas only BARELY touched her ponytail)
 * Jackie (relieved/sobbing/scared tone; tears in her eyes): Oh, Karen! Thank GOODNESS you're safe!
 * Edd (relieved/sobbing/scared tone; tears in his eyes as well): Karen! Are you alright?!
 * Karen (relieved/sobbing/scared tone): Thank you, Jackie! Thank you, Edd! I was SO scared! I THOUGHT I WAS TRULY DONE FOR!!!! YOU BOTH SAVED MY LIFE!!! THANK YOU!!! (cries into Jackie's chest as she hugs her shushing her calmly that she is safe now)
 * Edd (wiping his tears): We're glad you're ok, Karen, but now we must rescue Thomas otherwise who knows what will happen!
 * Jackie and Karen: Right!
 * (The three board Harold the Helicopter and lift off to search for Thomas)
 * (Scene fades to Harold flying)
 * Harold: Thomas! Where are you?! Alert us if you are near!
 * Edd (worried/searching): Do you see him, Jackie?
 * Jackie: (worried/searching): I...I don't know...
 * (Suddenly, the sound of an extended version of Thomas' whistle went off)
 * (Karen spots him)
 * Karen: Look! He's not too far from that upcoming station!
 * Edd: Very good, Karen! (lands Harold)
 * (The three quickly depart Harold)
 * Harold: Good luck, Chaps!
 * (The three enter the platform where Thomas was approaching)
 * Thomas (frightened): AAAAHHHHHH!!! HELP, SOMEBODY!!!! HELP!!!
 * Jackie: Don't worry, Thomas! Help IS on the way!!!
 * (Timing it just right, Jackie leaps into Thomas' cab [slow-motion scene style] and puts on the brakes saving Thomas at last)
 * Thomas: Oh! Thank goodness! Annie, Clarabel, are you both alright?
 * Annie and Clarabel: We're just glad that it's over!!!
 * (Jackie steps out of Thomas' cab)
 * Edd: Jackie! That was so heroic and brave of you!!!
 * Thomas: Thank you very much, Jackie. What would we have done without you?!
 * Jackie: You're VERY welcome, Thomas! Edd and I are just glad that you and Karen are both safe from harm's way now.
 * Edd: Karen, who exactly tied you in chains to the railroad tracks in the first place?
 * Karen (frightened): It...it...it was EDDY'S BROTHER!!!
 * (Edd and Jackie gasp in shock)
 * Edd and Jackie: Eddy's brother?!
 * Edd: Pardon me, Karen, how do you know of Eddy's brother?
 * Karen: Well...one day when I was visiting Jackie...(scene brings us to the very day, but in black and white; Karen narrating over the inaudible footage)...so was Eddy's brother home visiting him the same week. He bullied me, stole my jawbreaker and wouldn't leave me alone!!!! I told his father (The Big Show from WWE) that he was bullying me and he scolded him telling him to apologize and buy me a new jawbreaker or he'd be REALLY SORRY. (scene flashes us to the story up to date) I was suddenly somehow kidnapped by Mr. Conductor's Double and he transported me to Sodor! Just as he left, Eddy's brother attacked me by surprise and chained me to the tracks! I nearly perished and Thomas nearly crashed today if it weren't for you two! *cries in fear/relief*
 * (Edd and Jackie gasp in horror/shock)
 * Edd: I am TRULY appalled that Eddy's Brother committed such a crime towards you, Karen. We'll see that Eddy's Brother is sentenced to prison to serve a WELL-DESERVED sentence!
 * Jackie: We most certainly will. Don't worry, Karen. Everything's going to be ok. (hugs her and kisses her forehead)
 * Karen; *sniffles* Thank you, guys.
 * Edd: Your parents must be worried sick wondering where you are, Karen, I best call your parents and inform them you're with us.
 * Karen: Thank you, Eddward! (hugs him)
 * Edd: If you'd like, Karen, I'm buying my new house today for when I live here on Sodor in a few months, but tonight at our rental stay, you're welcome to stay with us if you'd like. Then in the morning, Mr. Conductor will by magic, transport you home.
 * Karen: I WOULD like too!
 * (That night, Jackie and Karen were alone at Edd and Jackie's rental stay while Edd was out covering business buying his new house)
 * Karen: Jackie, today was VERY scary! When is Edd going to realize Eddy is a HORRIBLE, MANIPULATIVE, EVIL person?!
 * Jackie: I'm waiting on the right moment to reveal him! Edd doesn't realize the TRUE person Eddy is! And one thing the both of us learned about Eddy is that he HIRES accomplices to do his evil bidding!
 * Karen: I know! And I had not told Edd this, but Eddy WAS in collusion with Mr. Double! HE told Mr. Double to have him and Eddy's Brother put me in great danger!
 * Jackie (scared): *horrified gasp* How could he?! Collude with ANOTHER bad guy?!
 * Karen (sadly): Another bad guy? Who else did Eddy collude with besides Mr. Double?
 * Jackie (sadly) I will tell you, cuz. I haven't shown anyone else this yet, but and so far, it's only between us, understand cuz?
 * Karen (sadly): Completely understand.
 * Jackie (sadly): Well, here it is.... (shows Karen the text conversation from "Won't You Be My Ed?" shocking Karen and filling her with fear)
 * Karen (scared / shivering): *gasps loudly in HORROR and covers her mouth in fear* T-T-T-THEM?!!!! T-T-Those are enemies of some of our FRIENDS! He...he...he's responsible for THAT happening to Edd as well?!!!!
 * Jackie (in tears): I'm afraid so, Karen! And look at this that Timmy showed me (shows Karen the incriminating video from the episode, "Night of the Living Ed")
 * Karen (scared/shivering): He's responsible for THAT too?!
 * Jackie: Indeed. And again, I'm waiting on just the RIGHT moment to show Edd! And by the way, I am so happy that you didn't mention that Eddy was in collusion with Mr. Double while explaining what happened today. Please leave it to me to tell him at the right moment.
 * Karen (in tears): Thank you, Jackie. *sad gasps* Because I found out Eddy colluded with Mr. Double when Mr. Double mentioned to me after I asked him why he kidnap me for, "By orders of Eddy McRich, and you will soon regret you're a snitch!", then he disappeared before Eddy's brother ambushed me and tied me to the tracks. *sad sigh* I hope soon enough, but not if it means something even WORSE happens to Edd! He's like a family member to us! *tears trickle down her face* (foreshadowing the episode, "Safe and Ed")
 * Jackie (calmly): *wipes Karen's tears with a tissue* Awwwww.... He IS and he WILL, Kare Bear, don't worry.
 * Karen (in tears): *yawn* I'm getting sleepy... but I'm scared I'll have nightmares about today and Eddy!
 * Jackie: Would it help if I sung you to sleep?
 * Karen: Yes please, Jackie.
 * (Jackie then performs "Writing's On The Wall")
 * (Episode ends)

Plot

 * Bubbles ended up stuck in what used to be Rabbit's house. Timmy, Jackie Evancho and Edd all tried pulling Bubbles free, but it was no use. Since Mr. Conductor was in the South Pole playing with his penguin friends, Timmy tells stories about when the engines and Bertie got stuck themselves. During the last story, Edd made a text to his uncle and at the end of A Happy Day for Percy, the uncle who loudly pulled in appeared to be NASCAR driver #11 Denny Hamlin who managed to free Bubbles using his #11 Fedex Toyota. After Hamlin hauled Bubbles he gave the gang tickets and garage-passes to the Coca-Cola 600 the next night at the Charlotte Motor Speedway.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Down the Mine (repeat)
 * 2) Time for Trouble
 * 3) Home at Last (repeat)
 * 4) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (repeat)
 * 5) A Happy Day for Percy (repeat)

Song

 * Sweet Home Alabama (Performed by Lynyrd Skynyrd; Playing on Denny Hamlin's radio)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Bubbles getting stuck in the rabbit hole)
 * Bubbles: *groans* Ungh! (in a groaning, crying way) I'm stuck!
 * Timmy: Aw Bubbles, why's this hole holding you so tight?! WHY?!!!!!
 * Edd: I suppose perhaps the hole is a tad narrow.
 * Jackie: We gotta pull her out. You both grab my back.
 * Edd: Right-O!
 * Timmy: Count me in!
 * *Jackie grabs Bubbles' arms and the 2 others hook up and tug hard*
 * Bubbles (in pain): *screams* Stop! It hurts too much!
 * *all let go*
 * Jackie: *pants* It's no use.
 * Edd: She must've gotten stuck when trying to climb out through Rabbit's hole.
 * Bubbles: *cries* I am, Double-D! *cries*
 * Jackie: Well, what are we to do, now?
 * Timmy: Well, Mr. Conductor could've helped Bubbles outta there, but he's in the South Pole with his penguin friends, and Cosmo, Poof, and Wanda have the stupid Fairy Flu again!
 * Bubbles: If they can't use their magic to free me! I'll be stuck here forever! And won't get to do things I haven't even done yet! *cries*
 * Edd: Bubbles, please calm down. I'm highly sure the steam locomotives on the Island Of Sodor have gotten themselves out of jams like this.
 * Bubbles: *sad gasps* Did they?
 * Timmy: You bet they did! Remember when Thomas was acting like a jerk to Gordon and his big ego led him to falling into a big hole?
 * Bubbles: A big hole?! Was poor little Thomas never rescued?!
 * Timmy: Not exactly, sweets. But Thomas did get carried away. *pulls out his whistle from his pocket* Good thing Mr. Conductor said I can keep my Thomas Story whistle for life. Anyway, like you, Thomas did have a big accident so hold on to your caps! (Blows whistle and "Down The Mine" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "A Happy Day for Percy")
 * Timmy: Edd, why do you have your phone out? Didn't you ever realize that it's rude to make phone calls during a story?!
 * Edd: Sorry, Timmy. I texted an uncle of mine to help us. He's on his way here right now.
 * Timmy: How could he?! Bubbles is stuck like glue to this tree, if all our strength put together couldn't get her out, how's one of his uncles gonna help her. And can't at least Bertie yank her out?!
 * Jackie: But Timmy, Bertie lives far away in the U.K, I-I-I mean it was a good thought though. I-I-I mean....
 * *stock-car engine roaring towards them is heard in the distance, in unison to Jackie speaking*
 * Timmy: What's that noise?!
 * stock-car noise gets louder*
 * Bubbles: The pain! This hole is so tight and the pain won't stop! and I can't take it! *cries*
 * Denny Hamlin's #11 Fedex Toyota is spotted in the distance heading straight for them*
 * Edd: Looks like our help has finally arrived!!!!
 * Timmy: Gah! I-I-Is that Denny Hamlin?!!!!
 * [Denny Hamlin screeches to a halt, revs his racecar loudly, shuts off his engine, and climbs out from the window in his racing uniform]
 * Edd: Aaah! Uncle Denny! You're finally here I missed you so much!!!!
 * Denny Hamlin: *takes his helmet off, and Edd runs to him, glomps his stomach* Hey, you really miss me don't you, Edd? I mean you haven't seen me since Daytona.
 * Timmy: Denny Hamlin's your uncle?!!!! You haven't told me Denny Hamlin was your uncle, you lucky dog!!!!
 * Jackie: Great! Now you can help Bubbles out of this rabbit hole.
 * Denny: And that's why I'm here, Jackie. Since I parked my #11 Fedex Toyota right in front of you, I'm gonna turn this baby around. *runs to the rear of the car, lifts it, and turns it around facing the rear bumper, then Denny gets a chain from his racecar to hook up to Bubbles' stomach and his racecar* I have the chains and now I'll hook you up Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Are you crazy?! Using a racecar and chain just to pull me out?! What if it hurts as bad as the hole's been hurting me?!
 * Denny: No it won't, Bubbles. Don't you worry.
 * [after Bubbles is chained to the #11 Fedex Toyota]
 * Denny: There, you're all hooked up, Bubbles.
 * Timmy: But what are we gonna do to help?
 * Denny: You can help push Bubbles from behind. When I start my engine, you, Jackie, and Edd will start pushing.
 * Jackie: You mean your engine will be our signal to push?
 * Denny: Absolutely. Now go behind her you 3 and I'll get in my racecar.
 * Edd: Right-O!
 * Timmy: I'm in!
 * Jackie: I'm right behind you both!
 * [Edd, Timmy, and Jackie get behind Bubbles]
 * Denny: Ready you guys?!
 * All: READY!!!!
 * Denny: Great! Here we go! You know what to do back there, right?!
 * Jackie, Edd & Timmy: Right!
 * Bubbles: I don't know if I have a good feeling about this! *whimpers*
 * Denny starts his #11 Fedex Toyota with a loud roar and revs loudly*
 * Timmy (after hearing Denny's engine fire): Let's heave!!!!
 * Jackie, Edd, and Timmy push Bubbles*
 * Denny: *switches throttle to 1st gear and floors it*
 * Bubbles: It feels like I'm coming loose! But what if I don't come out all the way?! *screams*
 * Jackie (after seeing Bubbles budge): She's budging!!!!
 * Timmy: I knew it'd help her out of there! Go it, Denny!
 * Denny pulls Bubbles out of the rabbit hole and breaks it*
 * Timmy: She's out! Let's all go in front! *the 3 run to the other side of the hole where Denny stopped and shut off his engine*
 * Bubbles (in pain): I think I have a big owie, but at least I'm free! *gasps in pain*
 * Denny: *climbs out of his vehicle*
 * Timmy: At least it's better than Ed tugging her out, he'd take forever.
 * Denny: Well, *pants* we did it.
 * Bubbles (calming down a little): That sure was a scary thing to happen to me and I'm still feeling pretty sore
 * Denny: Don't worry, Bubbles. You'll soon feel alright. *pulls out 4 Coca-Cola 600 tickets and pit passes* I got these for all of you if you were all interested.
 * Timmy (excitedly): *shrieks* No way! Tickets and passes to my very first NASCAR race!!!! And it's NASCAR's longest race!!!!!
 * Bubbles (excitedly): Oh my gosh! I could faint! I'm starting to feel a whole lot better!*fan-girl squeal*
 * Jackie: Thank you so much Denny Hamlin! How we ever repay you?!
 * Denny: You can take a ride with me to the track in my #11 Fedex Toyota.
 * Jackie: I'd love too!
 * Timmy: You can sure count me in!
 * Edd: Include me as well, but I ride shotgun like always.
 * Denny: So now, y'all strapped in?
 * Timmy: We are like always.
 * Denny: Great! As Darrell Waltrip would say, let's "boogity, boogity, boogity"! *starts his #11 Fedex Toyota, plays "Sweet Home Alabama" on his radio and floors it*
 * Denny (voice only): This tune reminds me of Talladega. (end credits display, still in the song "Sweet Home Alabama"*

Trivia

 * NASCAR driver #11 Denny Hamlin guest stars in this episode.
 * Poof is mentioned despite he has never appeared in the series.
 * This is the car used by Denny Hamlin: http://www.pyramidracing.com/contents/media/2012-hamlin-office2.jpg

Plot

 * Timmy, Bubbles, Eddy, Snap, Ed, Edd, Jackie, Mr. Krabs, Spongebob, Squidward, and Patrick were at the Krusty Krab 500 at the Big River Raceway in Detroit, Michigan. #204 Mark "Charger" McCutchen (Team Fastex) and #606 Lyle "The Collector" Owens (Team REXCOR) were battling for the win in the final laps. On the final lap, Owens wrecked Charger and the Collector was in the lead. After wrecking #707 Diesel "Junker" Spitz (Team REXCOR) #808 Steve "Flyer" Sharp (Team Fastex), in the air with his nitro-boosters passed Lyle Owens and took the checkered flag. Everyone cheered except Timmy & Bubbles, who wanted Charger to win so much because they strongly idolized him. Suddenly, a fight broke out in the pits between Charger and Collector. After the fight was broken up, by the race officials (forcefully restraining and dragging the both of them away from each other), the gang were on their way to Mr. Krab's huge RV parked in the infield of the racetrack, "Charger" McCutchen was spotted by Timmy.and Bubbles. Timmy and Bubbles cheered in front of Charger and tried speaking to him, but Charger yelled at Bubbles out of his aggravation, (still furious with his rival and arch-nemisis, Lyle Owens) and made her cry. After being scolded by Timmy, Charger suddenly felt guilty for screaming at Bubbles, and he told her that he was really angry with the Collector and tried soothing her hurt feelings. Timmy also gives Mark sagacious advice with stories about rivalries on the Island Of Sodor. Charger soon invited Bubbles and Timmy to the next race at the Dimmsdale Motor Speedway (The Blubber Nuggets 500), and he got his revenge against Owens with Timmy and Bubbles in the stands watching with their parents (The Turners, the Professor and Ms. Keane). During the pre-race festivities, Joan Jett performs "Bad Repuation".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas And Bertie's Great Race (repeat)
 * 2) Pop Goes the Diesel (repeat)
 * 3) Gordon and Spencer (repeat)
 * 4) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (repeat)
 * 5) Hooray for Thomas (repeat)

Song

 * Bad Reputation (sung by Joan Jett at the Dimmsdale Motor Speedway)

Quote 1

 * (Scene opens inside the Big River Raceway during the final laps of the Krusty Krab 500)
 * (Cars roll by under the caution flag)
 * Barney Hall (MRN Radio, heard at the track): Right now we've got the 1-to-go signal by the chief-starter, and the lights just came off the pace car, and that all means that when they come around next time by, were gonna restart with just 3 laps to settle it.
 * Snap: Hot dog! I'm gettin' chills all over!!!
 * Timmy: I wonder how these final laps are gonna play out, eh Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: I really hope Charger wins this race and makes us both happy.
 * Timmy: Well, he has to watch out for Lyle Owens, toots. We all know that the Collector will do anything to destroy Charger.
 * Jackie: So I guess this one will be a nail-biter.
 * Spongebob: You bet it is, Jackie. I can even eat my own arms!!!! *eats his arms over and over again like in "Graveyard Shift"*
 * Eddy: So what if he doesn't win?! I still think Junker's gonna steal the win from them and make them both eat it!
 * Ed: Yum! Like cheese?!
 * Edd: Oh, brother!
 * Mr. Krabs: Well at least I'm happy finally sponsoring me restaurant in NASCAR, I can already find myself sweatin' money!
 * Ed: Like dollar stores?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * Patrick (struggling to open a Fizz-Cola bottle): Does somebody have a can opener?
 * Squidward: Patrick, it's just a bottle, open it yourself!
 * Patrick: I don't think I can open it, please?
 * Squidward: No!
 * Patrick: Please?
 * Squidward: No!
 * Partrick: Please?
 * Squidward: No!
 * Patrick: PLEASE?!
 * Squidward: All right, I'll open it! *scoffs* Barnacle-head.
 * Barney Hall (MRN Radio, heard at the track): Once again, the green flag's in the air and this time, we've got 3 laps to settle it.
 * (scene cuts to inside Charger's cockpit in a batle for the lead and the win)
 * Collector: *deliberately bumps Charger from behind*
 * Charger: AGH!
 * Collector (with sarcasm): Awww... did I bump you, Charger? Guess I "wasn't paying attention".
 * Charger: Get lost, Owens!
 * Collector: Actually I AM lost.... in your head that is, McCutchen!
 * Charger: Even though you've always been a pain in my head, I'm still winning this one for my teammates and fans!
 * (scene cuts to the stands right by the start/finish line)
 * Bubbles (cheering): Go, Charger! Win like you know you will!
 * Timmy (in unison to Bubbles cheering): C'mon, Mark!!!!! *the leaders and the other cars roar by them in unison*
 * (scene cuts to final lap on the backstretch)
 * Charger: You ain't taking me out this time, Collector!
 * Collector: Oh, I'll take you out, alright... *pushes button which launches an archery arrow and shoots it at Charger's left-rear tire*
 * Collector: Out of the race that is, country boy! *laughs evilly*
 * Charger (while spinning out of control): Whoa! AAAUUGHHH!!!!
 * Timmy: NOOOO!!!! Charger!!!!
 * Bubbles: Charger's crashing!!!!
 * Flyer: Out of my way, Junker! I'm winning this one for my teammates!
 * Junker: Nein! Flyer is NOT winning races! Flyer's being *veers for Flyer* JUNKED! *rams into Flyer*
 * Flyer: UNGH! Knock it off, Junker!
 * Junker: Prepare to be junked, Flyer! It is REXCOR's day to be winning! Now it'll be YOU I am junking.
 * Flyer: Not if I can help it, Junker! *pushes lever, causing him to fly*
 * Junker: *veers for Flyer and misses the #808 car of Flyer*
 * Flyer: Wild blue yonder time!
 * Junker: WHOA! *screams* * spins out of control and spanks the wall* I've had enough of seeing Flyer's rear bumper!!!! *roars*
 * Collector: Looks like I'm about to collect a first place finish!
 * (Flyer hovers over The Collector and lands in front of him on the asphalt)
 * Collector: HEY--!
 * Flyer: Sorry, Collector! This one belongs to Team Fastex! *crosses the start/finish line to win the Krusty Krab 500*
 * Mike Haugher (NASCAR Racers commentator): Flyer takes the checkered flag!!!! *crowd cheers in unison to his quotes* Steve "Flyer" Sharp wins it, after Charger and Junker were taken out of the race!

Quote 2

 * (Walking in the infield heading for Mr. Krabs' RV)
 * Snap: Wow! That was some fist-fight in the pits Owens and Charger had! Did you see that, Timmy?! Huh?!
 * Timmy: Well, I wouldn't get too excited, Snap. *he and Bubbles suddenly encounter Charger close in the distance, still fuming from his fight with The Collector*
 * Bubbles: Look, Timmy! It's Mr. McCutchen! (Bubbles & Timmy's teacher in NASCAR school)
 * Timmy: Come on, Bubbles! I'm sure he'll recognize us his pupils! (In reference to "Pedal to the Ed-al")
 * Edd: Wait, he doesn't look too happy!!!!
 * Timmy: *while running with Bubbles to Charger* Yeah well, ya snooze ya lose, Eddward!!!! *both appear right in front of a fuming Charger storming towards them* Hey Mr. McCutchen, you did great today!
 * Bubbles: It's great to see you race, Mr. McCu--!
 * Charger: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! I HAVE NO TIME FOR SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, CAN'T I JUST GET A MOMENT OF PEACE?!!!!
 * Bubbles: Mr. McCutchen?! Yelled at us?! *tears up* We were just giving you a compliment! *bawls loudly*
 * Timmy (while holding a bawling Bubbles): *gasps in horror* Mr. McCutchen! How could you?!
 * Charger (with sudden realization): *gasps in horror* OH! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I didn't know it was YOU guys, my pupils from NASCAR school! I'm sorry, Bubbles!
 * Bubbles (in a crying tone): Leave me alone! Just go away! I thought you were nicer than that! *turns head away into Timmy's arms and continues crying*
 * Timmy: Mr. McCutchen, I can't believe you did that to my poor best friend! There.... there.. Bubbles.
 * Charger: I'm sorry, Bubbles. *pants sadly, feeling guilty* I really didn't mean to yell at you on purpose, little Bubbles. I-I-It's just that I was still heated from my huge scrap with the Collector. I would NEVER act this way towards my trusty fans.
 * Timmy: I totally agree with you, Mr. McCutchen, you usually never act this way towards racefans.
 * Charger: I think you need a hug, Bubbles. *picks Bubbles up and gives her an apology hug*
 * Collector (in the distance): Yeah, so that you can cheat on Megan "Spitfire" Fassler, country boy!
 * Charger (while hugging Bubbles): (angrily) Shut your mouth, Owens! (softly and kindly) See what I mean, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I now see what you're going through, Mr. McCutchen.... *sad gasps*... just don't give me an F in school tomorrow for snapping at you out of fright! *cries*
 * Charger (while hugging Bubbles): Trust me, Bubbles, I wouldn't do that to a student as bright and kind-hearted pupil like you.
 * Timmy: You know, Charger. I know a couple guys who had both a race and a rivalry. And those guys' names are Thomas and Bertie.
 * Charger: I already know Thomas, but who's Bertie? Did they ever clash amongst each other?
 * Timmy: Oh, you bet they did. They once had an awesome race and Thomas even acted the same way you did at first... except they didn't brawl in the pits after the race (what Charger and Collector did earlier). Anyway, let me fill you in. (Blows whistle and "Thomas & Bertie's Great Race" begins)

Trivia

 * This episode marks both Team FASTEX AND Team REXCOR's last appearances in the series.

Plot

 * After reviewing his security monitor, Jimmy Neutron finds his shrink ray was stolen the night before. Elsewhere over in Peach Creek, Edd is trying to enjoy a breakfast grapefruit (playing out the same as the beginning in the EENE episode, "Button Yer Ed") when suddenly, his doorbell rings and it's Jimmy asking for Edd's assistance. Edd volunteers, but soon finds him shrunken. Jimmy then reveals himself as his evil clone and leaves Edd to shrink more good guys. Eddy then comes along and Edd tells him what had just happened. Eddy, not caring, comes up with a scam and brought the srunken Edd to his house and he and Ed went to find supplies for Edd's hamster costume for him to wear. While they were absent, Timmy appears (16 inches tall and in his Conductor's uniform), Edd tells him of his plight and Timmy tells stories about Percy doing big things and getting into big situations for an engine of his small size. After the last story, Jackie's calling for Edd took presence and Edd luckily having his iPhone on him when he shrunk, called her that he was at Eddy's house and needed help. When Jackie rushed over and saw the shrunken Edd and asked how he got so small, Edd then tells Jackie that his evil clone shrunk him with Jimmy Neutron's stolen shrink ray as well as about Eddy's scam. Jackie helps Edd out of the jar and Timmy transports himself, Jackie and the shrunken Edd to outside Jimmy Neutron's lab. After Edd was brought back to normal size with a backup alternative (the same machine as his teleportation pods in the JN episode, "My Son, The Hamster" and his cloning machine in the JN episode, "Send in the Clones"), Jimmy's mom, Judy Neutron offered the gang to come in for a meal. Edd accepted while Jackie and Jimmy told her they would join them shortly. In Edd's absence, Jimmy then revealed to Jackie and Timmy the footage that his monitors caught on tape the night before and then incriminating evidence.. The three then discussed Jackie's goal to reveal the REAL Eddy to Edd as well as their first respective times meeting him. Jimmy then saves the footage from his security monitors to give to Jackie's iPhone to reveal to Edd at the right moment (foreshadowing "Safe and Ed") Eventually, Jimmy got his shrink ray back and Eddy's scam was prevented. That night, Edd then tells Jackie how he was made to look like a pet as a scam before by Eddy in the EENE episode, "Who's Minding the Ed"? and was "loved" overwhelmingly by Ed. Jackie was appalled that Eddy did such a thing to Edd and Edd even told her how Eddy used him and Ed as scams before including  being made up to look like clowns in the EENE episode, "Ed or Tails"  as well as being wedgied and beaten as pinatas by Kevin and Johnny respectively in the episode "Brother, Can You Spare an Ed" not to mention Eddy made Ed buy jawbreakers with Sarah's money and Edd of all people unwittingly went and enjoyed a wrongfully-bought jawbreaker too. He also told her about him being humiliated for his middle name by Eddy (in the EENE episode, "Your Ed Here") Jackie felt horrible that Edd had been used for such grief. Jackie then asks for Edd's middle name which made Edd nervous at first, but Edd with great courage told her his middle name, Marion which Jackie was proud of Edd for his middle name. She hugged him and in her thoughts she told herself that Edd deserved better than to be used as or even work in 'scams' giving her another reason why Edd MUST turn on Eddy. After their talk, Jackie asks Edd what being shrunken was like to which Edd responds to let him tell her a story that transitions to "The Incredible Shrinking Day" (a.k.a. "I'm Not Coming In Anymore").

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (repeat)
 * 2) Put Upon Percy (repeat)
 * 3) Woolly Bear
 * 4) Jack Frost (repeat)
 * 5) A Scarf for Percy (repeat)

Song

 * I'm Not Coming In Anymore

Quote 1

 * ​​​​​​(Episode begins with Jimmy Neutron searching his lab for his shrink ray)
 * Jimmy: Ah, gas planet! My shrink ray! It's gone! Someone must have stolen it. Monitor, please review me the security footage from last night.
 * (The Monitor does so)
 * (Shot then shows Jimmy viewing the footage then he suddenly gasps)
 * (Scene cuts immediately to Peach Creek where Edd was decking himself out in rain gear. He puts on galoshes, a yellow poncho, and even some goggles)
 * Edd: I'm famished!
 * (Edd approaches a grapefruit. He twists it examining it. He then digs his spoon in it. A spray of juice hits him in the face drenching him)
 * (Doorbell rings)
 * Edd: Now, who could that be? (scene goes to him approaching his front door no longer wearing the rain gear and opens the door to reveal Jimmy Neutron)
 * Edd: Ah, Jimmy Neutron! What brings you here today?
 * Jimmy: I've come to ask for your assistance, Eddward.
 * Edd: How so?
 * Jimmy: It involves going to the lab. Won't you please accompany me?
 * Edd: Why, certainly, Jimmy. (he walks out of his house) Odd. Jimmy, where is your hoverkart?  (in unison, while Edd isn't looking, Jimmy whips out a familiar-looking remote and zaps Edd with it)
 * Edd: (screams as he gets zapped by with the remote and begins shrinking in unison)
 * Edd (looking around him): Strange. Everything looks much bigger. [looks up at Jimmy] (angrily) Jimmy?! Why on earth have you minmized me?!
 * Jimmy: Well, it could be that...
 * (Just then, Jimmy shakes his head to fix his hair revealing he is actually Evil Jimmy Clone)
 * Evil Jimmy: I ain't the GOOD Jimmy! (evil chuckle) Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find more no-bad good guys to shrink! (leaves with Jimmy's jetpack backpack)
 * Edd: Oh, dear.
 * (Just then, Eddy came along)
 * Edd (voice only): Eddy!
 * (Eddy looks down at the shrunken Edd)
 * Edd: Jimmy Neutron's evil clone has shrunken me, Eddy! We must go to Jimmy's lab and-
 * Eddy: (picks Edd up with his index finger and thumb) No time for that, Double-D. With you this small, it's perfect for today's scam! (brings Edd to his house)
 * (Eddy enters his room where Ed was) and places the shrunken Edd in a jar with holes in the lid)
 * Eddy: Hey, Lumpy! You can quit layin' about! We got a scam today!
 * Ed (sees the shrunken Edd in the cage) No way! A Double-D action figure?! Can I play with him, Eddy?!
 * Eddy: Hey! First, it's the REAL Double-D, Stupid! Nerd Boy's (referring to Jimmy Neutron) evil twin shrunk him with his shrinker remote and it's just the thing for the PERFECT scam!
 * Ed: I'm stumped.
 * Eddy: Whatever. (in unison, he hits Ed's head)
 * Edd: Eddy, how could you?! You think more of a scam than getting me back to normal size?! For what purpose of a scam?!
 * Eddy: Money, jawbreakers?! Anyway, with you the right size, it's perfect for our "See 'N' Pet the Hamster" scam!
 * Edd: Haven't you done this scam enough, Eddy? First you made Ed up to be a gerbil (reference to the EENE episode, "Ed in a Half Shell") and then made me up to look like a rabbit (reference to the EENE episode, "Who's Minding the Ed?") and now this?!
 * Ed: Yeah, it should have been your turn to be a furry friend, Mister!
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed. Let's you and me find our "hamster" his fur!
 * Ed: Right behind you, Eddy! (the two exit his room)
 * Edd: Oh, dear...
 * (Timmy appears)
 * Edd: Timmy! Help!
 * Timmy: Double-D?! How did you get to Mr. Conductor's size?!
 * Edd: It was all the work of Jimmy Neutron's eviil clone, I'm afraid, Timmy! He shrunk me with Jimmy Neutron's shrink ray and Eddy, instead of helping me get back to normal size, wants to pass me off as a hamster for patrons to see and pet! I am in some TRULY hot water of turmoil!
 * Timmy: That jerk of a cheapskate!. Being shrunken and dressed up to look like a pet is one thing, but imagine being on Percy's wheels. He's been having trouble staying out of...trouble himself.
 * Edd: How so, Timmy?
 * Timmy: He's been playing some pretty big tricks for an engine of his small size. Let me fill you in on what I'm trying to say.  (blows whistle and "Percy and the Signal" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "A Scarf for Percy")
 * Jackie (voice only): Edd! Where are you?!
 * Edd: Gracious! It's Jackie! She's looking for me, Timmy!
 * Timmy: And she's not too far from Eddy's house!
 * Edd: Think...think, think, think! Oh! (whips out his iPhone) Luckily, I keep my iPhone on my person at all times for emergencies! (dials Jackie on her iPhone)
 * (Scene goes to Jackie outside; her phone rings)
 * Jackie: (answers her phone) Edd?
 * (scene goes to Edd in the cage)
 * Edd: Jackie! Yes, it's me! I'm trapped in Eddy's house!
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* You are?! Does he have you tied to a chair?!
 * (Scene goes to Edd in the cage again)
 * Edd: You'll have to come right to his room! You won't believe it until you've seen it!
 * (Scene goes to Jackie outside again)
 * Jackie: I'm on my way, Dubs! (hangs up and rushes over to Eddy's house)
 * (Scene goes to Jackie knocking on Eddy's door)
 * Jackie (voice only): Edd? (enters Eddy's room)
 * Timmy: Jackie! Are we glad you're here!
 * Jackie: Timmy? Where's Edd?
 * Edd (voice only): J...Jackie?
 * (Jackie turns to the sound of Edd's voice and looked down in horror; she softly gasps)
 * Jackie: Edd! You shrunk!
 * Edd: It was all Jimmy Neutron's evil clone doing, my dear! He used Jimmy Neutron's shrink ray and brought me down to Mr. Conductor's size! And Eddy's using this advantage for a scam that includes dressing and passing me off as a hamster for patrons to see and pet!
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* Well, we have to get you back to normal size! (removes the lid from the jar and gently lifts Edd out)
 * Edd: Bless you, bless you, dear!
 * Jackie: Always happy to help you, Love. Timmy, would you mind giving us a lift to Retroville?
 * Timmy: No problem-o, Jackie.
 * (All three disappear in a cloud of gold dust and appear just outside Jimmy's lab)
 * Jimmy: Jackie! What brings you to Retroville?
 * Jackie: Jimmy! Edd was shrunk by your shrink ray! (shows him the shrunken Edd in unison)
 * Jimmy: Pukin' Pluto! Edd, are you alright?
 * Edd: Just fine, Jimmy, However, I'll be much better once brought back to normal size before Eddy dresses me up for his "See 'N' Pet the Hamster" scam! Have you a backup invention for returning civilians to their proper size?
 * Jimmy: Of course I do! To the lab!
 * (Neutron transition is shown)
 * (In Jimmy's lab)
 * Jimmy: This, I present, is the same machine I used when Carl's hamster and I accidentally switched bodies as well as when I cloned myself.(referring to the JN episodes,"My Son, the Hamster" and "Send in the Clones"). With a few modifications, I've made, you will return to normal size, Edd! You'll go shrunken from one pod and be returned to normal size in the next!
 * Edd: Bless you, bless you, Jimmy!
 * Jimmy: Now, Jackie, won't you please?
 * Jackie: Of course, Jimmy. (carefully inserts Edd into the oven-like machine and Jimmy shuts the door)
 * (After a few button pressing by Goddard and purple smoke emerging from the oven-like machine opening, Edd came out his normal size again)
 * Jackie: (happily gasps) Oh, Edd! You're back to normal size! (hugs him in unison)
 * Edd: That I am, dear! Jimmy, we are VERY grateful you're so advanced with science!
 * Jimmy: Ah, no problem, Edd.
 * (Just then, Judy Neutron appeared on Jimmy's monitor)
 * Judy: Jimmy! (notices Edd and Jackie) Oh, I see you have friends over! Would you all like to come to the kitchen for a meal?
 * Edd: I'd be delighted, Mrs. Neutron.
 * Jackie: Me too, Mrs. Neutron.
 * Jimmy: And me, Mom!
 * (monitor turns off)
 * Edd: Shall we mosey on over to the kitchen?
 * Timmy: Love to, Edd, but I gotta kick it back to Shining Time Station soon and afterwards, Sir Topham Hatt is expecting me on the Island of Sodor!
 * Jimmy: Jackie and I will catch up with you, Edd. We're just gonna talk some things over.
 * Edd: Very well. If you must. (Edd exits Jimmy's lab)
 * Jackie: Jimmy, the reason Edd was shrunken was because your evil clone USED your shrink ray on him!
 * Jimmy: Yeah, I found that out for myself. Look at the security surveillance my lab caught on tape last night.
 * (Jimmy shows Jackie and Timmy the tape and the three watch the tape as Jackie and Timmy reacted appalled)
 * (tape ends)
 * Jackie: *sighs exasperately* Why am I not surprised?!
 * Jimmy: Not only that, but look at what I installed on a duplicate of my jetpack backpack. (shows them footage from a tiny camera he installed up on the lab's monitor)
 * (Jackie and Timmy watched and reacted appalled to this)
 * (footage ends)
 * Jackie: And HE used this advantage for his own gain AND something worse?! And what kind of friend is Eddy to USE Edd AS a scam?!
 * Jimmy: Guys, from the day I came across Eddy and that he never cared that my friend, Spock died, (referring to the episode, "Gotta Ed!!!!") I saw it clear as the HIGHEST resolution of transparency that he was AN ENEMY!
 * Timmy: Same here! When I was visiting Shining Time Station when Billy's old magician friend paid him a visit,  (referring to the EENEVSTS episode, "The Magic is Believing") he was a jerk to me to begin with! I couldn't STAND his obnoxious personality! He wouldn't even be part of any of the group photos I took unless I gave him a quarter!
 * Jackie: And the day I first met him, Edd, Ed, Mr. Conductor and the rest of the cul-de-sac kids, (referring to the EENEVSTS episode, "Billy Saves the Day") he was VERY unfriendly to me and never smiled ONCE or even showed so much as a single tear when I sang! He showed rage, jealousy and he knew right away that I would be the "endangerment" to expose him as the person he REALLY is and end his friendship with Edd AND his reputation! It also broke my heart to see how he bullies poor, kind Edd! Which is why I've made it my GOAL to SAVE Edd from that greedy, traitorous, manipulative monster!
 * Jimmy: Right! Edd WILL listen to you AND you WILL lead him to the right path in his life, Jackie!
 * Timmy: Plus, I gave Jackie my advice on how Eddy has to be a jealous jerk around her 24/7 and anything HORRID he does to him, she helps him in ANY and EVERY way he has always failed in so that Edd WILL see the light! (reference to the episode, "Fix Ed")
 * Jimmy: Very exquisite advice, Timmy!
 * Jackie: But, Jimmy, we can't tell Edd about the real Eddy yet! I'm waiting on the right moment to reveal the REAL, TRUE Eddy to him! (foreshadowing the episode, "Safe and Ed")
 * Jimmy: Your secret is safe with me! In the meantime, I gotta get my shrink ray back from the wrong hands! Better tell my Mom I'll have MY meal to go!
 * Jackie: Oh, of course! On a related note, may I have that footage we just viewed saved to my iPhone?
 * Jimmy: No problem. (quickly does so)
 * Jackie: Thank you, Jimmy.
 * Jimmy: Anytime. By the way, I have a suiting punishment in mind for Eddy...
 * Jackie: I'm listening...
 * (Late that night at Edd's house in his room)
 * Edd: Jackie, thank you for helping me get back to normal size!
 * Jackie: Always glad to help you, dear. Jimmy eventually got his shrink ray back, and with help from Carl, Sheen, Cindy and Libby, gave Eddy a taste of his own scam when he had him temporarily switch bodies with Carl's pet hamster, Mr. Wuggles (from the JN episode, "My Son, the Hamster"; the same way Jimmy and Mr. Wuggles switched bodies) for people to see and pet HIM free of charge!
 * Edd: Ed was certainly right that it was Eddy's turn to be the pet for the scam. I am glad you saved me from the humiliation of Eddy's scam, dear! Honestly, such other scams and times he's mortified me in include...(flashback to various episodes in black and white) When he made Ed and I up to look like clowns [referring to the EENE episode, "Ed or Tails"], he made us wedgie victims AND pinatas used by Kevin and Johnny respectively. Luckily, we were able to pay him AND Sarah back since it was his pressuring Ed into using HER money to buy jawbreakers for US instead of fudge for her and Jimmy that got us where we were at the time in the first place by putting HIM in an embarrassing scam! Oh and much like he attempted to today, he once for a scam, dressed me up like a rabbit when Ed missed bonding with Rolf's creatures and loved me rather too much if you get my meaning. [referring to the EENE episode, "Who's Minding the Ed?"] Oh and another time while not a scam, Eddy was the laugh of the lane being humiliated by Kevin who blackmailed him threatening to reveal his middle name only to do so either way! Myself being a good friend, I told him MY middle name only for him to reveal it to the public making ME the laugh of the lane! [referring to the EENE episode,"Your Ed Here"] (flashes back to Edd and Jackie in Edd's room)
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* Eddy HUMILIATES you, Edd?!
 * Edd: For no reason other than for his own gain and amusement, dear! As for my middle name...I can't believe I told him! I thought I could make him feel better! ...Well, I did, but not how I wanted him to! *sobs into his hands*
 * Jackie: Oh, Edd, I'm very sorry that Eddy humiliated you all those times. As for your middle name...I think Marion is a WONDERFUL middle name!
 * Edd: (wipes his tears and sniffles) You do? Really?! You don't find it odd that I've a middle name of a female? Oh, pardon me, but I mean no disrespect intended towards you or ANY women, Jackie. Especially those NAMED Marion.
 * Jackie: None taken at all, Eddward. In fact, many men's FIRST names are Marion! Don't be embarrassed, dear. It's the PERFECT middle name for my PERFECT boyfriend!
 * Edd: (sniffles and wipes his tears) Oh...thank you, Jackie! You're EVERYTHING I need for healing my mental wounds! I'm glad I have you in my life! (the two hug)
 * Jackie (in her mind): Edd deserves better than to be used or partake in scams! And how can he be friends with someone that HUMILIATES him?! Today's another reason for him to TURN on Eddy! (foreshadowing the episode, "The Truth Comes Ed")
 * (The two separate from their hug)
 * Jackie: By the way, dear, when you were shrunk to small size, what was it like being that small?
 * Edd: Well, my dear...let me tell you a story...(transitions to "I'm Not Coming in Anymore")

Plot

 * Edd is told by his parents (via sticky notes) that his long lost brother, Eddwin Marion is coming for a week-long visit. Edd was surprised and excited that he would be meeting his long lost brother he never knew and told Jackie, Ed, Eddy, Timmy, The Powerpuff Girls, The Chalkzone Gang, Jimmy Neutron, Mac, Bloo, Eduardo, Bart, Lisa, Cow, Chicken, Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and the rest of the cul-de-sac kids. Everybody (but Eddy) was excited and interested in Eddwin and asked Edd about him and all set up a big welcome party for him. Eddy, however being the "drama king" he always is complained out of being jealous due to his (Eddy's) older brother having never accomplished anything and always been a jerk whereas Eddwin Marion is the complete opposite and Bubbles cried and worried that Eddy would scare Eddwin away. Timmy comforted her when Mr. Conductor appeared and asked why Bubbles was distraught. Edd then tells Mr. Conductor about his long lost brother coming to the cul-de-sac and that Eddy was being jealous as always to which Timmy added made Bubbles cry. Mr. Conductor after reassuring a sobbing Bubbles tells stories of praise, special treatment and accomplishments on the Island of Sodor. After "Passengers and Polish", Eddwin finally arrived and met the gang (but was the least pleased to meet Eddy). Edd then gave Eddwin a special introduction to Jackie who was thrilled to meet him. Eddy however, intervened intimidating Eddwin and Edd to which Jackie stood up to Eddy scolding him for his jealousy and being so horrible to Edd and Eddwin causing Eddy to retreat. After Eddy's departure, Mr. Conductor introduced himself, Eddwin jumped and screamed at the sight of him. The gang then reassures him that Mr. Conductor has been their friend for years and wouldn't harm a fly. Mr. Conductor then explains to Eddwin about Thomas, the other engines and the Island of Sodor filling Eddwin with intrigue. Mr. Conductor then tells Eddwin and the rest of the gang, "Gallant Old Engine". Afterwards, the gang celebrated Eddwin's welcome party. Eddwin tells them stories of his winning career in Go-Karts, late model stock cars, the ARCA Remax Series, and the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series, despite him being bullied along the way of his incredible journey to the NASCAR Winston Cup Series as well as how he made his way up to the NASCAR Busch Series the next year. Jackie then performed "Memories" for Eddwin completing his welcome to Peach Creek.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and Stepney (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Thomas Meets the Queen (George Carlin)
 * 3) Percy Helps Out (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) Passengers and Polish (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Gallant Old Engine (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Memories (Performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Edd entering his kitchen)
 * Edd: Let's see what the agenda on my sticky notes calls for today. (reads various chores when he discovers one that catches his eye; he reads it) "Dear, Eddward, your long lost brother, Eddwin is coming to visit for a week. Please see that he's given a pleasant welcome and that he feels right at home, Love Mother and Father." *happy gasp* My...long lost...b-b-brother...? Oh, happy day! Wait'll I tell the others!
 * (Suddenly, without warning, Eddy and Ed barged in)
 * Eddy: Double-D! Are you sitting for this one?! It's the scam of scams!
 * Ed: And EXTRA fresh linen too!
 * Edd: No time for scams today, fellows. My long lost brother is coming!
 * Eddy: Yeah, right! You don't have a brother!
 * Edd: That's not what this sticky note says. Observe. (Ed and Eddy skim through the note)
 * Ed: No way! Eddwin Marion is so cool!
 * Eddy: Eddwin Marion?! That guy in motorsports?!
 * Edd: Quickly, Ed! We must tell the others!
 * (Scene goes to the gang of the episode chattering)
 * Cow: Wanna play with Crabs the Warthog, Chicken?
 * Chicken: As if, Cow!
 * Snap: Say, Chicken, how's about you and me go sailin' down the Amazin' River in Chalkzone?
 * (Spongebob and Patrick blow bubble art animals like in the SB episode, "Bubblestand")
 * Spongebob: Wanna make bubble art with us, Squidward?
 * Patrick: You got in your genes, don't you, Squidward?
 * Squidward: Oh, puh-lease! I got better things to do than hang out here!
 * Sandy: I think your bubble art is creative, Spongebob!
 * Spongebob (blushing like in the SB episode, "Life of Crime"): Aw, Sandy...!
 * Jackie: Hey, guys, anyone seen Edd today?
 * Bart: He's probably doin' chores at his house.
 * Lisa: Or studying like I'd be back in Springfield.
 * (Just then Edd and Ed ran to the gang panting excitedly with Eddy following boredly behind)
 * Timmy: Ed, Double-D! Where's the fire?!
 * Ed: *gasps* Fire?! *screams*
 * Eduardo: *screams* Firey flames so scary!
 * Buttercup: Relax, doofuses. It's an expression.
 * Blossom: Buttercup-!
 * Ed: Expression? Like...smiling? *laughs goofy*
 * Jonny: *laughs* Oh, that's a good one! Ed's killing me too, buddy! (referring to Plank)
 * Blossom: What's got you both running in such a rush anyway, boys?
 * Edd: Brace yourselves, people, for I have been told by my parents' sticky note that my long lost brother, Eddwin Marion is coming for a visit!
 * Bubbles: *gasp* Your brother?!
 * Kevin: No way! THE Eddwin Marion from motorsports?! Yeah right, it's gotta be Dorky forging fake sticky notes again. (reference to the EENE episode, "Momma's Little Ed")
 * Edd: No, really, Kevin. A, I recognize my own parents' handwriting and B, See for yourself. (shows him the sticky note)
 * Kevin: Whoa...choice! This sticky note's message is real! Eddwin Marion IS Double-D's brother and he IS coming!
 * Nazz: Awesome! He has like so much potential to be one of the biggest NASCAR drivers ever!
 * Jimmy: My cheeks are cramping I'm so excited!
 * Sarah: Me too, Jimmy!
 * Spongebob: Can you believe it, Patrick?! Eddwin Marion coming to visit Edd!
 * Patrick: You think he knows the Muffin man song?
 * Squidward: Speaking of songs, maybe Eddwin and I share similar music tastes if anything.
 * Sandy: I've seen his motorsport skills, he's been on television NUMEROUS times!
 * Mac: Wow! That means Eddwin Marion will have lots of stories of his motorsports history to tell!
 * Bloo: Boring.
 * Mac: C'mon, Bloo! You're joining us on Team FASTEX in the NASCAR Winston Cup Series next year, aren't you?! (foreshadowing the "2000 NASCAR Fantasy Edition" wiki-series)
 * Bloo: Not at the expense of BOOOORRRING STORIES.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Bloo, you gotta be open to stories from motorists like Eddwin with experience!
 * Bloo: Whatever. I've never seen him in any WINSTON CUP NASCAR races.
 * Rudy: He's only working his way UP to the Winston Cup, Bloo. He'll probably be in the Busch Series! (foreshadowing his only win/major appearance in the "2000 Kim Possible 300 Fantasy Edition" part of the Busch Series episodes of the "2000 NASCAR Fantasy Edition" wiki-series)
 * Penny: They're right, Bloo. If you want someone famous to look up to or in your case obtain an autograph from, you will be required to listen to their stories and advice.
 * Edd: My sentiments exactly, Penny.
 * Eduardo: I es so excited! You think Eddwin will like "The Loved and the Loveless"? (reference to the Foster's spoof of the soap opera, "The Young and the Restless")
 * Rolf: Rolf would like to rub Eddwin's pit of victory for his many accomplishments!
 * Jackie: Edd, hon, I'm so happy for you having an amazing brother that the others can't wait to meet! (hugs Edd making him blush)
 * Eddy (jealous at the gang's praise for Edd): Look at them, Ed. It's like when I told the kids MY brother was coming home and they worshipped ME! (reference to the EENE episode, "Ed...Pass it On") If I was Sockhead, I'd use them to my FULL advantage!
 * Ed: One good episode deserves a sequel, Eddy!
 * Chicken: Ey, let's gets a welcome party started for when Eddwin gets heres!
 * Bart: Yeah, man! Party hard! (reference to Andrew W.K's titular song, "Party Hard")
 * Bubbles: Now, let's all plan first and decorate second so everyone's happy and everything is perfect!
 * Lisa: Right, Bubbles. Planning stage comes first in order for us to agree on what would be most appropriate for a party.
 * Buttercup: Yeah and with us (referring to herself, Blossom and Bubbles) and Jimmy N's speed up gadget, we'll get the party up and ready at ULTRA-MAX speed!
 * Eddy: Forget parties! Eddwin will just think he's too good for us like some stuck-up movie actor and leave after the first hour! GONZO!
 * Bubbles (tearing up): B-b-b-but....no...(cries and Timmy comforts her)
 * Timmy: You jerk! (to Bubbles) There, there, Bubbles...
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Kids, why is Bubbles so distraught?
 * Edd: It's my long lost brother, Mr. Conductor. Eddwin Marion is finally coming to meet me and the rest of us!
 * Timmy: And unfortunately, Dorky's being a buzzkill yet again and made Bubbles cry.
 * Eddy: Ah, Bubbles is just a big baby! She cries every time someone kills a lousy ladybug!
 * (Kevin grabs Eddy by his shirt)
 * Kevin: Lay off Bubbles, dork or you'll be sorry!
 * Ed: Yeah, Mr. "I wish I had a cool brother".
 * Sarah: That a boy, Ed!
 * Edd: Thank you, all. I'm sure Eddwin wouldn't be happy about Eddy's being jealous.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, jealousy is one thing you don't want to practice. Thomas was that way too the time Stepney came to visit the Island of Sodor.
 * Penny: Even Thomas gets jealous sometimes, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, indeed. But Stepney soon made him think otherwise. I'll never forget it. Neither will he. I'll tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "Thomas and Stepney" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Passengers and Polish")
 * Eduardo: Ay carumba, Mr. Conductor! Senior Duncan caring more about polish than passengers?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Eduardo. The happy ending has yet to begin.
 * Edd: Quickly, people! My brother's on his way!
 * Blossom: Everyone, get outside!
 * (The gang quickly runs outside where a banner reading "Welcome, Eddwin" hung from Edd's house)
 * (Moments after, a car pulls up to Edd's driveway and the door dramatically opens as the gang [except Eddy] watched in awe as Eddwin finally made his appearance)
 * Eddwin: Whoa! Now THIS is a surprise! (shuts the door in unison)
 * Edd (excitedly): Eddwin! It's me, Eddward! I'm your brother!
 * Eddwin: Eddward!? Our folks told me all about you! It's great to finally meet you! (the two hug and then separate)
 * Edd: Oh! I'd like you to meet my friends, Eddwin. This is Ed...
 * Ed: Hello, Mr. Double-D's brother! I AM Ed! Oh, wait...Double-D already told you. *laughs goofy*
 * Eddwin: *laughs* You're quite a clown, Ed.
 * Ed: Funny a clown I was. As though it were only third season. (referring to the EENE episode, "Ed or Tails")
 * Timmy: Eddwin! I'm Timmy Turner! I'm from Dimmsdale, California and I've heard all about your accomplishments! You the man!
 * Eddwin: Thank you, Timmy.
 * Edd: These young ladies from Townsville are Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup Utonium.
 * Blossom: On behalf of all the citizens of Peach Creek, I'd like to welcome you to our friends' cul-de-sac.
 * Bubbles: Hi, Eddwin! It's very nice to meet you!
 * Buttercup: Yeah, what's up?
 * Eddwin: Nice to meet you girls too. Edd's told me about how you fight crime and how you were all created. You girls got spunk.
 * Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: Thank you, Eddwin!
 * Edd: These two children from Springfield are Bart and Lisa Simpson.
 * Bart: What up, dude? You got game when it comes to motorsports.
 * Lisa: In fact, Eddwin, MANY of us are becoming NASCAR drivers in the Winston Cup next year!
 * Eddwin: Right on! I'll be in the Busch series division, but I bet you two and I will get along like FASTEX teammates should!
 * Edd: These three from Plainsville are Rudy Tabootie, Penny Sanchez and Snap White!
 * Rudy: Hi there, Eddwin! You do any drawing? I don't like to brag, but I've always had a knack for chalk drawing.
 * Penny: In fact, Rudy even discovered a place where chalk drawings come to life. It's called "Chalkzone".
 * Snap: And I'm the evidence that shows the place exists!
 * Eddwin: Sounds like a place of PURE IMAGINATION. (foreshadowing "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory: The Fantasy Crossover Edition")
 * Edd: Oh! Speaking of imagination, these three here are from Wilson Way. Gentlemen?
 * Mac: Hi, Eddwin! I'm Mac and I've been waiting for you to tell us your stories of motorsports!
 * Bloo: Of course you've probably heard of me. Blooregard Q. Kazoo! The best imaginary friend around.
 * Mac: Bloo!
 * Eduardo: Hola, Senior Eddwin! I es an Ed too! Me llamo Eduardo! An imaginary friend too!
 * Eddwin: Appreciate your enthusiasm, Mac. Bloo, you seem...fine. And for an imaginary monster, Eduardo, you're actually quite nice.
 * Eduardo: Si. Sometimes I scare myself.
 * Edd: These two are Cow and Chicken.
 * Cow: It's nice to meet you, Eddwin! *moo*
 * Chicken: Youse got pointers for NASCAR trainees?
 * Eddwin: I'm sure I'd be able to show you a thing or two.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius. It's a real honor to make your acquaintance, Eddwin. (they both shake hands)
 * Eddwin: Edd's told me about you and your advanced inventions. You'll have to show me them sometime.
 * Spongebob: Eddwin! My name is Spongebob Squarepants! I'm a big fan of yours! Can I have your autograph? (holds up pencil and notepad in unison like in the SB episode, "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II")
 * Eddwin: No problem. (does so)
 * Spongebob: Thank you! Eddwin, I'd like you to meet my best friend, Patrick.
 * Eddwin: Edd's told me about you, Patrick. You could cheer me up when I'm feeling the blues.
 * Patrick: Ooh! Ooh! I could tell you the story of "The Ugly Barnacle"! (referring to his story from the SB episode, "Something Smells")
 * Spongebob: Uh, maybe something other than that, Patrick.
 * Eddwin: You must be Squidward! You're the one that likes classical music, right?
 * Squidward: Edd's told you about ME?! It is an honor! (shakes Eddwin's hand rapidly)
 * Sandy: Howdy, Eddwin! Sandy Cheeks! Scientist, Athlete, Squirrel.
 * Eddwin: Awesome to meet you, Sandy! Think you could show me your treedome some time?
 * Sandy: Well, aren't you a gentleman?
 * Edd: These are the rest of our cul-de-sac friends who actually live here!
 * Kevin: Yo, dude. Name's Kevin.
 * Rolf: Hello! I am Rolf!
 * Jonny: My name's Jonny and this here's my buddy, Plank!
 * Sarah: Call me Sarah.
 * Jimmy: My name's Jimmy!
 * Nazz: Hi, I'm Nazz!
 * Eddwin: Nice to meet you all!
 * Eddy: Hello!? What about me?!
 * Edd: Oh, um...Eddwin, this is Eddy.
 * Eddwin (nervously): N-n-nice to...meet you? (in his head) Eddward was right, Eddy DOES have a certain rep around here.
 * Edd: Oh, I'd also like to welcome you to someone very SPECIAL in my life. Eddwin, I'd like you to meet my best friend, girlfriend, soulmate, guardian angel and my WHOLE WORLD, Jackie Evancho!
 * Jackie: It's so nice to meet you, Eddwin! (hugs him)
 * Eddwin: Jackie Evancho?! The musician?! You've come a long way! You look great! Edd is so lucky to have someone like you! Someone KIND, BRAVE, LOYAL, HONEST and an AMAZING singer!
 * Jackie: Thank you, Eddwin. I think you'll really enjoy your time here.
 * Edd: My sentiments exactly, Jackie. Eddwin, care to come in for some refreshments?
 * Eddy: Fat chance! Eddwin, you're nothing but a big show-off! ADMIT IT! If you do, I promise not to leave bruises.
 * Eddwin: Eddy, we only just met! I never did ANYTHING to you!
 * Edd: Eddy! Shame on you!
 * Eddy: And YOU! What do you got with the pigeons that I don't got?!
 * Edd: Oh, dear...
 * Eddy: You two "Marions" are better off separate just like Sanchez's divorced parents! (reference to the episode, "Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow")
 * Penny: (gasps in offense and begins to cry; Rudy comforts her)
 * Rudy: Eddy! How could you?!
 * Edd: Eddy, that was HORRIBLE! You should-
 * Eddy: You should call off this party, Sockhead! Eddwin's nothin' but a joke!
 * Jackie (bravely): EDDY! We've had enough of your attitude! All day you've been griping and complaining! If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all! Edd's met his brother for the first time today and you're treating him UNFAIRLY and HORRIBLY and FRIGHTENING them! Just like my sister, Juliet! (referring to the episode, "Sister Vacation") It was also AWFUL that you mentioned Penny's divorced parents in such an UGLY SIMLARITY!
 * Eddy: Why should I listen to you?
 * Jackie (bravely): Otherwise, you prompt me to tell both your father AND reveal a SECRET of yours to everybody, since you like to BLACKMAIL everyone if you don't get your way!
 * Eddy: Augh! (angrily mutters under his breath) *screams in horror, then growls* Fine! Forget it! My mom's making me clean my room today anyway and it's still less of a mess than you BUNCH OF LOSERS! (exits the scene)
 * Edd: (sighs with relief like he did in the EENE episode, "A Glass of Warm Ed") Thank you, Jackie!
 * Eddwin: I'll say. No one EVER stood up for me like that when I was being bullied in my winning career of other motorsports such as late model Stock Car racing and ARCA Remax.
 * Bubbles: *gasp* You were bullied, Eddwin? I'm so sorry. (floats over and hugs him)
 * Eddwin: Thanks, Bubbles. I'm really glad I don't see any of those bullies anymore. But you all will be VALUABLE assets to Team Fastex! I'm glad I got to meet you all!
 * Mac: Actually, Eddwin. There is...ONE more friend of ours...
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Eddwin: (screams) Who is that?!
 * Blossom: It's ok, Eddwin. It's only Mr. Conductor.
 * Eddwin (nervously): M-M-M-Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: At your service. It's a real pleasure to meet you, Eddwin.
 * Eddwin (nervously): H-h-h-hey there...Mr...Con...ductor.
 * Mac: You don't have to be nervous, Eddwin. Mr. Conductor's been our friend for a long time!
 * Timmy: That's right, Mac! I even worked for the Conductor family at Shining Time Station while he made friends with the cul-de-sac gang here!
 * Ed: He also tells stories of talking choo-choos on an Island of Soda!
 * Edd: Ed, SODOR.
 * Eddwin: What does Ed mean by "Talking choo-choos"?
 * Mr. Conductor: He means my friends on the Island of Sodor. They're steam engines who speak! My friend, Thomas the Tank Engine would like you! There are also many different engines such as Main Line Engines, Branch Line Engines AND little engines called the Narrow Gauge engines.
 * Eddwin: Sounds like quite a place!
 * Bubbles: Mr. Conductor, would you tell a story for Eddwin? If he wants you to that is.
 * Eddwin: Of course I'd like to.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well then, what are we waiting for?! (blows whistle and "Gallant Old Engine" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Eddwin: Whoa! That Duncan sure reminded me of Eddy. At least Duncan saw the error of his ways. I'd be happy to meet him if I ever get the chance to visit Sodor! I also can't believe there's even an engine named Edward!
 * Edd: I felt honored to share my name with such an engine.
 * Blossom: Hey, Eddwin!
 * Eddwin: Yes, Blossom?
 * Blossom (and the others): IT'S PARTY TIME!
 * (Scene goes to the gang enjoying Eddwin's company and party)
 * Mac: No way! Are you serious?
 * Eddwin: It's true, Mac!
 * Mac: Wow!
 * Bloo: So, Eddwin, have you ever driven a jet car?! (reference to the Foster's episode, "My So-Called Wife")
 * Eddwin: Jet car? I wish, but that would be SOMETHING!
 * (Just then, Edd dings his champagne glass that he was drinking soda out of)
 * Edd: Everyone! I'd like to propose that today's Peach Creek welcome, with the exception of a certain SOMEBODY that was anything, BUT welcoming (referring to Eddy), was a GRAND success!
 * (The gang cheers)
 * Edd: Now, Jackie would also like to complete Eddwin's welcome by performing a song for him.
 * Jackie: This one's for you, Eddwin. (performs "Memories" making Eddwin tear up from the bottom of his heart feeling compassionate for his new friends and that he couldn't have asked for a better welcome)

Trivia

 * Edd's long lost brother, Eddwin Marion is a special guest star in this episode.

Plot

 * While Timmy, Bubbles, Lisa, Edd, Jackie, Eddy, Ed, Cosmo, and Wanda hunt for Easter eggs inside Timmy's house on Easter Sunday, Bubbles finds a Stradivarius violin underneath Timmy's bed, a violin from which a tree made it become extinct hundreds of years ago. Everyone (mostly Timmy) wondered how long a Stradivarius violin stood underneath his bed (Eddy didn't care a bit about the instrument). Timmy tells stories about "Easter Eggs" and discoveries on the Island Of Sodor. After the last story and Eddy went to the bathroom, Bubbles tested the antique violin out after wishing for a bow from Wanda, and it worked fine. After showing her incredible violin skills by testing out the violin (playing a sample of "Ma Dove Sei", foreshadowing the song later in the ending), Andrea Bocelli's staff contacts Jackie's iPhone on text message and asks Jackie if Bubbles could perform with Andrea, using her violin for the song "Ma Dove Sei?" ("But Where Are You?"), and Jackie on the piano. Bubbles agreed and Jackie told her that during "A Visit from Thomas" she texted Bocelli's staff to surprise Bubbles. Bubbles received a HUGE standing ovation for her duet with Andrea.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby's Discovery (repeat)
 * 2) Oliver's Find (repeat)
 * 3) Thomas and the Moles (repeat)
 * 4) A Visit from Thomas
 * 5) Trouble in the Shed (repeat)

Song

 * Ma Dove Sei (performed by Andrea Bocelli with Bubbles on violin at Andrea's concert inside the Dimmsdale Dimmadome)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with the gang finishing their search for Easter eggs inside Timmy's bedroom)


 * Timmy: Let's look under here guys!
 * Eddy: There?! You gotta be kiddin' me!
 * Ed: Like noodles?!
 * Bubbles: *looks underneath the bed* I found something strange guys! *goes underneath the bed and pulls out the strange object*
 * Eddy: What's Bubbles doing with a ukelele?!
 * Edd: Eddy, surely you recognize the instrument that is the violin.
 * Eddy: Don't remind me. (referring to the EENE episode, "Pain in the Ed")
 * Ed: Or me! Baby sister is so cruel!!! (referring to the same episode)
 * Edd: My... this is a STRADIVARIUS violin! This violin must've been made HUNDREDS of years ago! These types of violins cost MILLIONS of dollars.
 * Timmy: Why, Double-Dude?
 * Edd: Because the tree that made this wooden material of the instrument became extinct many years ago.
 * Ed: Like garbage bags?
 * Edd (annoyed): *short pause* Puh-lease!
 * Jackie: How long have you owned and played the violin, Timmy?
 * Timmy: I've never played the violin! This Stradi-what-cha-ma-call-it violin doesn't even belong to me!
 * Cosmo: Yeah! Timmy's is green and has a face that says really stupid things!
 * Wanda: Cosmo! That's you! And Timmy clearly said he's never played the violin!
 * Ed: Let's see for eggs in the ins-term-ment!
 * Timmy: I'm fairly sure there aren't eggs in here, Ed.
 * Lisa: But I don't get it, Timmy. Why's a violin even in your room in the first place?
 * Edd: This is quite a mystery. Surely, a cause was present for a violin to simply be lying under Timmy's bed.
 * Eddy: Forget about it! I HATE violins!
 * Wanda: Eddy, shush up!
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Timmy: Edd's right. There IS always a cause for things.
 * Jackie: Like what, Timmy?
 * Timmy: Like that time Toby discovered an "Easter Egg" of his own.
 * Eddy: Don't tell me it was another stupid violin!
 * Timmy: Nope, even better. C'mon, gang! (blows whistle and "Toby's Discovery" begins)

Trivia

 * This episode is a tribute in loving memory of world-renowned musician/conductor, Kurt Masur (1927-2015).
 * Jackie was supposed to be the special guest star in Andrea Bocelli's Easter concert, but Bubbles' recent "Easter Egg" added Bubbles as a surprise special guest.

Plot

 * World renowned pop-latino singer, composer, songwriter, and former lead singer/guitarist of Los Bukis (now a solo artist), Marco Antonio Solís came all the way from Mexico to live next door to the Turners' house after the Dinklebergs finally moved away.Timmy, Bubbles, Eddy (wasn't intrested in meeting Solís), Cosmo, Wanda, Ed, Edd, Sandy, Spongebob, Squidward (Surprisingly WAS interested) and Lisa wanted to meet the mid 50 year-old pop latino artist, but were extremely nervous to meet the Spanish-speaking Marco Antonio Solís (Solís only speaks Spanish). Mr. Conductor was on holiday, so Timmy told stories about new arrivals and introductions on the Island Of Sodor to calm everyone (except Eddy's) nerves. Before the last story, someone knocks on Timmy's bedroom door. Timmy answered the door for the guest, and a lot to everyone's surprise, the guest was the new neighbor himself, Marco Antonio Solís. Ed, Eddy, Sandy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Spongebob couldn't speak Spanish (they confused Solís by speaking English), so Bubbles, Timmy, Edd, and Lisa spoke Spanish to Solís and interpreted for the others to let Marco Antonio Solís understand. Timmy told the last story, using Spanish subtitles for Solís, after the last story Marco Antonio Solís performed "De Mil Amores" for the gang who danced during the song, and cheered after the performance, and the episode ends while the gang cheers for Solís.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Duck Takes Charge (repeat)
 * 2) The Diseasel (repeat)
 * 3) Cranky Bugs (repeat)
 * 4) Jack Jumps In (repeat)
 * 5) Toby the Tram Engine (repeat)

Song

 * De Mil Amores (Sung by Marco Antonio Solís)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside Timmy's bedroom (with company) after seeing Marco Antonio Solís' name on the mailbox instead of the Dinklebergs' name)
 * Timmy: Ummm.... Lisa, why is there a moving van next door? I thought the Dinklebergs loved it here in Dimmsdale.
 * Lisa: *gasp* That's Marco Antonio Solis! He's living here now!
 * Timmy: REALLY?!!!! I can't believe THE Marco Antonio Solis is living next door to me! His new neighbor!
 * Eddy: Who cares?! Who ever heard of some Spanish-singing guy who's never been on any cool TV channels anyway?!
 * Edd: Actually it's Pop Latino, Eddy.
 * Eddy: I don't care! All I know is we're in contact with yet another musician I've never even heard of!
 * Ed: Contact? Like the little plastic discs some people squeeze into their eyes, Eddy?
 * Eddy: Will you ever turn off, Ed?!
 * Ed: I forget?
 * Eddy: HMPH!
 * Sandy: I don't really get it Timmy dude. How do you know of Spanish music? Especially that guy?
 * Timmy: Uh, hello! I've seen Solís on Channel 41 last night when Bubbles came over. I was bored so she introduced me to things I might be interested in and I was totally bored by what I was seeing on TV until I heard Solís and stopped flipping the channels to watch him, and man he caught mine and Bubbles' ears. I became an instant fan and man, he is good. Plus, I really do speak Spanish myself.
 * Bubbles: I already knew Spanish before meeting Timmy and all you guys! And after hearing 3 of his songs, I began listening to more of his music! *giggles*
 * Timmy: That's because I bought you 3 albums on my MyTunes (spoof of iTunes) account for you this morning, Bubbly Bunny.
 * Bubbles: Awwww.... Timmy Bear. *kisses Timmy on the cheek and Timmy blushes bright red*
 * Cosmo: Did this guy ever perform on the cooking channel? I remember there was this French guy who cooked up a "Singing Soufflé" and I could go for a bite of that!
 * Wanda: Are you stupid, Cosmo?! He's a music star only first of all and he only speaks Spanish. I don't even speak Spanish!
 * Cosmo: Spanish? I barely speak English!
 * Wanda: *annoyed sigh*
 * Edd: Well, I'm afraid I've never heard Marco Antonio Solís before, and I-I-I'm sort of nervous to meet him.
 * Squidward: Please tell me this isn't a joke! MARCO ANTONIO SOLIS?!?! he's my idol! He could make me famous!
 * Ed: Like breadsticks?
 * Spongebob: Gosh, I hope he's as friendly in real life as he is on television.
 * Sandy: And I'm nervous to say howdy and make partners with that 54 year-old dude myself.
 * Lisa: Well I'm a tad nervous but, I want to show him Mexican music I learned on my saxophone.
 * Eddy: You mean Lisa likes this Spanish-singing guy and listens to this Pop-latte music, too?!
 * Edd: First of all, Eddy, Lisa is entitled to what interests her and don't you mean "Pop-Latino"?
 * Eddy: I don't care whatever that Pop-latte is called! Same thing! HMPH!
 * Bubbles (feeling worried and shy): What if Solís doesn't want to be friends or if he does, what if Eddy makes him want to move away too?!*sobs bashfully*
 * Timmy: Don't be silly, Bubbles. And if Solis shows, he'll show Eddy a thing or two. Remember that time Percy and Duck met and they both stood up to those bigger trains who were bossing and teasing them around?
 * Bubbles: Did Sir Topham Hatt send poor little Duck to the scrap yards?!
 * Timmy: C'mon, that's silly, Bubbles. You see, things didn't go the way Sir. Topham Hatt wanted because the big engines were teasing Duck and making him and Percy feel like crud.
 * Ed: Did Duck and Percy call on the angry 50-foot TV trays because the big choo-choos were terrorizing them, but they rampaged all over Sodor?!
 * Bubbles: *shrieks* (In a crying way) Ed, you're scaring me.... *cries*
 * Ed: Do you agree about that, little Timmy?
 * Timmy: *annoyed sigh* 3 other things, Ed. 1. I don't care about what you say, Lumpy. 2. Please stop frightening Bubbles with your monster movie junk, and 3. Sir Topham Hatt was annoyed with the big tender engines, and I need to tell Bubbles this so button your yap, Monobrow and come along. (Blows whistle and "Duck Takes Charge" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Jacks Jumps In")
 * [Someone knocks on the bedroom door]
 * Lisa: Who could that be?
 * Bubbles: Is it Sedusa disguising herself as "Ima Goodlady" again?! (remembering her own experience)
 * Timmy: Nah, it's probably Rudy. He promised he'd help me study for my Spanish test today for Monday, and Sedusa was sentenced to life in jail after robbing Townsville Hall yesterday and held without bail so don't you worry Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: *sighs in relief*
 * [Timmy opens the door and surprisingly encounters Marco Antonio Solís]
 * Timmy: Ah! Marco Antonio Solís! Ummm... como é stas? (How are you)
 * Marco Antonio Solis: 'Eh-ey, holá senior, Timmy Turner.
 * Sandy: Wait, how'd ya know Timmy?
 * Marco: Que? Mi no habla Ingles. (What? I don't speak English)
 * Bubbles: Don't worry gang, me, Lisa, Edd, and Timmy will take turns interpreting to Solís for all of you.
 * Timmy: Cause we 4 speak Spanish ourselves you all know.
 * Eddy: Aw c'mon, this interpreting stuff is for the birds! He's a quack! I'm going home-- HEY!
 * Ed: *yanks Eddy by his ankle* Don't go, Eddy! Marky wants to meet us!
 * Eddy: It's Marco, bird brain, and put me down, you idiot!
 * Ed: *drops Eddy* Sorry, Eddy. *laughs*
 * Bubbles: (in Spanish) Holá, Marco Antonio Solís. Soy Senoríta Bubbles, this is my boyfriend, Seníor Timmy Turner, this is Seníor Eddward, we call him Seníor Double-D. These are, Senior Spongebob, Seníor Squidward, Seníorita Sandy, Seníor Cosmo, Señora Wanda, Seníor Ed, and Seníor Eddy.
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Sandy: So Marco, ya touring here in Dimmsdale? When ya gonna tour in Texas?
 * Timmy interperetes for Sandy to Solís*
 * Marco speaks Spanish to Sandy*
 * Edd (interpreting for Marco to Sandy): "Well, I will be performing at the Dimmadome tomorrow, and so far, the stage is being set at this time on this very block for a free concert tonight, and I picked Timmy and Edd to join me to sing "Sigue Sin Mí". And I will be touring Texas next month.
 * Eddy: WHAT THE--? *runs to Timmy's window and sees the stage just finished being set* Now I can't get any sleep tonight, because my parents are out this weekend, and I am forced to sleep here for 2 nights inside Timmy Twerper's house!
 * Timmy (in Spanish): You know Marco, we have friends on the Island Of Sodor that would love your Pop Latino music.
 * Edd: Eddy, manners please, thank you.
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Marco: *speaks Spanish to Timmy*
 * Bubbles: (interpreting for Marco) "I've never heard of the Island Of Sodor before, but it sounds like a good place to tour."
 * Timmy: Indeed, how's about I tell you an event that happened on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Marco: *speaks Spanish to Timmy*
 * Edd: "Sure you can, Timmy. I'd love for you to introduce me to that place."
 * Eddy: How could he understand?! He doesn't even speak English!
 * Timmy: Uh, hello Eddy! I got this covered.
 * Eddy: *groans* (to himself) Timmy's so easy to amuse.
 * Timmy (In Spanish): Anyway Marco, We have friends that are talking trains and I will show you what I mean by that.(about to blow his whistle to begin "Toby the Tram Engine")
 * Lisa: Timmy, wait, how is Marco Antonio Solís going to understand the story?
 * Timmy: Oh, yeah-! Cosmo, Wanda, I wish there were Spanish subtitles to translate the story for Marco.
 * (Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and make it happen)
 * Timmy: Thanks. Come along, gang! (blows whistle and "Toby the Tram Engine" begins)

Trivia

 * Pop-Latino artist Marco Antonio Solís guest stars in this episode.
 * "Toby the Tram Engine" has Spanish subtitles.
 * The channel 41 station that Timmy mentioned was Univision, one of the Spanish stations along with Telemundo (Channel 47)
 * This episode is in tribute in loving memory of pop-latino singer, Juan Gabriel (1950-2016).

Plot

 * One day (as the episode played out the same as the EENE episode, "Keeping Up with the Eds"), Edd is informed by his parents through sticky notes that he is to mow the lawn much to his dismay. Eddy tells him cutting the grass is simple and that even Ed can do it. Edd, remembering what had happened the last time brings them to his shed and tries to convince Ed to let him (Edd) do it, but Eddy convinces Ed that it looks like a weapon from one of his favorite monster movies. Ed caused the same destruction again and Edd worried and was distraught about what his parents will says as well as that there will be consequences for him in many sticky notes to come. Eddy grabs Ed and brings him to get his father's "Montezuma's Free-Range Manure" again. Mr. Conductor appears and after Edd informs Mr. Conductor of his plight, tells him stories of destruction on the Island of Sodor. After the last story, Jackie was walking home, she saw the broken fence and that Edd was sobbing. Edd told her about Eddy making Ed be the cause for his backyard destruction and that it had happened before when he had the idea to use his father's "Montezuma's Free Range Manure" on all the lawns to mow for money only to lead to tall grasses on every lawn and how they asked Rolf to borrow Victor and they ended up under Victor having grown to the size of a boulder as well as in Wilfred and the other pigs' mudpit. Jackie was appalled by this and told Edd that help was on the way as she dialed for a specialist. Minutes later, I.M Weasel came along and with his crew, was able to fix Edd's backyard, grow back his grass and repair his fence giving him the best insurance company anyone could ask for. Edd humbly shook I.M Weasel's hand and Eddy and Ed never returned as Eddy had been found out and grounded for trying to sneak his father's gigantic manure bag as well as the destruction he made Ed cause (which Ed was unfortunately grounded for too). Afterwards, Edd and Jackie had their date in Edd's newly restored backyard and Jackie performed "Some Enchanted Evening".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Trouble with Trees (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) A Tale for Thomas (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Toby and the Windmill (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) Rusty Saves the Day (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Henry's Forest (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Some Enchanted Evening (Performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Ed and Eddy at Edd's house where Ed was repeatedly ringing Edd's doorbell)
 * (Edd sees them through his window and answers the door on the seventh ring overall)
 * (Ed continues to ring the doorbell)
 * Eddy: Alright already! (knocks Ed to the ground making him grunt) [walking into the house] Hey, Double D!
 * Edd: Good morning, Eddy! Um, Eddy, could you–
 * Ed: [walking backwards] Hi, Double D.
 * Edd: Oh, good morning, Ed. (laughs) Wait! Eddy, please remove your shoes I just waxed the floor!
 * Eddy: Always with the shoes. Alright, alright. [He takes his shoes off.]
 * Edd: Thanks, Eddy.
 * Ed: [using his teeth] Look, no hands! [He removes his shoe, and the smell of his feet invades.]
 * Eddy: [pinching his nose shut while Edd does the same] Phew! I think the circus is in town!
 * [Ed steps forward in his socks and immediately topples over. He takes another step and barely manages to stay on his feet. He then begins to "skate" around the room.]
 * Edd and Eddy: Freestyle floor-skate!
 * Edd: First one to the kitchen makes lunch!
 * Eddy: See ya, Sockhead! [He takes off. Edd giggles and then begins to skate, gracefully.]
 * Ed: Beep beep! [He runs into Edd. Instead of running Edd down, Ed instead pushes Edd in front of him.]
 * Eddy: [at the fridge] "I win!" [Ed skates into him. Ed then falls down. Edd sprawls on top of him, and Eddy on top of them.]
 * Ed: [with a sticky note over his nose] Oh no. My nose! My nose is flat! [picking the note off his face] And someone wrote on it!
 * Edd: Thank you, Ed, my parents leave me–
 * Eddy: [snatching the note] Let me see that!" [reading it] Dear Eddward, please make your bed, wash your hat, and wear clean underwear. Love, Mom. P.S.: Father would like to talk to you. See note 6A, Section E. [looking around the sticky note filled kitchen] Holy cow! Would you look at all those sticky notes? [reading various notes] Eddward, do the laundry, wash the windows, lift the seats,–
 * Edd: Excuse me, those are personal! [noticing one] Oh dear. Father wants me to mow the lawn! I detest mowing the lawn!
 * Eddy: Ah, cutting the grass is easy. Even Ed here could do it.
 * Ed: Cause I'm simple!
 * Edd (in his mind): Hopefully I can convince them that I'll be able to mow the lawn myself.
 * (Scene fades to Edd's parent's shed)
 * Eddy: Let's go, Double-D! Unleash that old pushmower.
 * Edd: Ok, Eddy, here it is. (removes tarp revealing the same pushmower from the EENE episode, "Keeping Up with the Eds") Now, Ed, for safety reasons, I insist that I-
 * Eddy: Oh, Ed!
 * Ed: Yes, Eddy?
 * Eddy: Check it out. Doesn't that lawn mower look like the thermo-destructo Whibble-Whacker from Space Leech 4?
 * Ed: *exhales with awe*...Yeah!
 * Eddy: [whispering] Attack the Whibbles.
 * Ed: THE WHIBBLES! (accidentally knocks Eddy down) [He bursts through the shed door and starts pushing the mower at a furious rate.] ATTACK THE WHIBBLES!
 * Eddy: And you don't even have to clean up after him.
 * Edd: Not again! Ed! (runs after him)
 * Ed: WHIBBLES AWAY! [Eddy is on the back porch, sipping lemonade.] OUT OF THE WAY, CITIZEN!
 * Eddy: What did you call me? Wah! (falls out of his chair from Ed's mowing remains raining upon him)
 * Edd: [after Ed plows through a flowerbed] Oh, dear, Ed! [Ed runs over a flamingo.] STOP! DESIST! [Ed destroys the picnic area.] (while grabbing pieces of broken wood) Refrain! Abstain! [Broken wood covers him followed by a grill, lawnchair and table with umbrella falling upon the broken wood and the umbrella tilts]
 * [Scene fades to where Ed has finished mowing the lawn.]
 * Ed: *pants* Whibbles have been *pants* terminated, Eddy. *pants*
 * Edd: My backyard! Ah! There is no backyard. (voice only) Oh, this is not good. Oh dear. This is worth another ten sticky notes.
 * Eddy: [looking at the destroyed backyard; voice only] So Ed cut the grass a little close to the ground. Big deal. (on-screen) It's a simple fix, Double D. We'll just grow it back.
 * Edd: That'll take weeks!
 * Eddy: Not with what I got! [voice only; grabbing Ed] C'mon, Frankenstein.
 * (Ed's laugh is heard)
 * Edd: So much...DESTRUCTION...so much...MELEE! Mother and Father will be so annoyed! (sits on his porch and sobs)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears and Edd looks up at him in tears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd, I've seen happier faces in a frowning contest. (he then notices his lawn) Oh, dear! Edd, something's come of your backyard!
 * Edd (in tears):*sniffles* Oh, Mr. Conductor...it's Eddy who's the cause of the melee!
 * Mr. Conductor: Things with Eddy usually lead to trouble like this. What happened?
 * Edd (in tears): All I wanted was to mow the lawn myself, despite how much I DETEST mowing the lawn, and avoid the same destruction and melee from the FIRST time it happened! But Eddy made Ed think my father's old pushmower was a weapon from one of his monster movies and destroyed my backyard AGAIN! (sobs into his hands)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hmmm...that sounds like James when he thought he could avoid something he was warned could happen to him.
 * Edd (tears in his eyes): James?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a bright red engine, you know!
 * Edd (tears in his eyes): I'm afraid I made no mention of a bright red engine, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: No! I did! I wanted to tell you what happened to him. (blows whistle and "James and the Trouble with Trees" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Henry's Forest")
 * Edd (in tears): I'm happy for Henry that he'll always have his forest...but what about my backyard?! Eddy will just come and do the same scam all over again! (cries)
 * (Scene goes to Jackie walking along the sidewalk on her iPhone)
 * Jackie: I would LOVE to come for a visit, Juliet! Of course, I'll bring- (suddenly Edd's sobbing took precedence) I'll have to call you back, sis. (hangs up and runs to where Edd was sobbing and saw the destruction. She softly gasps)  Edd! Oh, my poor Double Delight! What happened?!
 * Edd (in tears): Oh...*sniffles*...hello, Jackie. It's my backyard! Eddy made Ed mow it telling him my pushmower looked like that of a weapon from one of his favorite monster movies and wound up doing utter destruction to it!
 * Jackie: *soft gasp* Eddy?!
 * Edd (in tears): I'm afraid so, dear! As if the first time this happened wasn't enough!
 * Jackie: First time? You mean he's done this before?!
 * Edd (in tears): Unfortunately, yes, dear. (scene flashes back to the EENE episode, "Keeping Up with the Eds") [narrating over the black and white footage] Much like today, I detested mowing the lawn as requested by Father, but with Eddy and Ed's help it became a walking nightmare! My lawn, fence and various Backyard decor! DESTROYED! DAMAGED! Eddy then had the idea to use an ENORMOUS-SIZED bag of his father's Montezuma's Free-Range Manure and after testing it on Ed's shoe, he got the idea to expand the idea for a scam to put it on every kid's lawn and mow it for money! After doing so, the lawns grew to GREAT length! Then we found that Sarah and Jimmy were lost in the tall grass and asked Rolf to borrow his goat, Victor which while helpful and thankfully, Sarah was safe while Jimmy assumed safe as well, we found ourselves with a boulder-sized Victor! Eddy cared more about receiving his money than returning Victor to Rolf even when he made a reasonable deal with him and I told him otherwise then we found ourselves rolling the ENORMOUS, boulder-shaped Victor down the hill and wound up under him and in Wilfred's mudpit! SO UNSANITARY! (scene flashes us back to present day)
 * Jackie: How could Eddy do the same HORRIBLE things twice without thinking about the same or even similar consequences?!
 * Edd: It's Eddy we're talking about, dear.
 * Jackie: Don't you worry, Dubs. I have an idea. (quickly dials a number on her iPhone and it rings on the other end)
 * Edd: I wonder who she could be calling.
 * Mr. Conductor: As sure as Jackie is trusting, it's sure to be the right somebody! Good luck! (disappears)
 * (Finally, the recipient answered)
 * Jackie: Hello? Am I speaking to whom I'm calling? (recipient chatters on the other line) Thank goodness! My significant other is in a HUGE predicament! His backyard was damaged beyond belief! I was calling to see if you'd be able to help. (recipient chatters on the other line) Really? You'll help us?! (recipient chatters on the other line) Oh, thank heavens! You have no idea how much this means to me! We'll see you when you arrive! Good-bye! (hangs up)
 * Edd (in tears): *sniffles* Well, Dear? Who did you call?
 * Jackie: You'll soon find out.
 * (Scene fades to Edd and Jackie waiting for their help to arrive)
 * (Finally, a car pulled up and it dramatically opened to reveal...)
 * I.M Weasel: I got here as fast as I could. How can my crew and I be of assistance?
 * Edd: A weasel?
 * I.M Weasel: Not just any weasel, Sir. I.M Weasel!
 * Jackie: He's very famous and well-known for his heroics and brings help and miracles to ANYONE who TRULY needs him!
 * I.M Weasel: Quite right, Ma'am. I specialize in every profession! I'm the opposite of a certain big-reared red creature. (referring to The Red Guy) Some of these professions I specialize in include that I'm an insurance carrier AND a contractor.
 * Edd: Fascinating. Well, sir, you and your crew can start with the fence, I don't suppose your insurance company covers broken umbrellas. Oh and my lawn! I hope you can grow it back! Even if it means I must mow it again! I hate mowing the lawn! *ahem* Excuse me, that was personal.
 * I.M Weasel: Have no fear, young man! I AM WEASEL! (scene goes to a montage of I.M Weasel and his crew fixing and repairing Edd's backyard which was soon good as new)
 * Edd: My backyard! It's...ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT!
 * I.M Weasel: Good as new! Now, I don't expect to be paid right now, but rest assured, if you ever need our assistance again, you are welcome to sign up for our insurance agency and pay us when your monthly bill comes in.
 * Jackie: Well, dear?
 * Edd: I'd be delighted, Mr. Weasel! Father will be happy that our coverage is in good hands! (fills out the paperwork)
 * I.M Weasel: Splendid. I should also mention that these special grass-growing roots we used will keep your grass green and healthy and at PERMANENT right length.
 * Edd: (happy gasp) T-t-that means no more having to mow the lawn! Thankfully, the house I'm saving up to buy on the Island of Sodor even has no lawn as well! Which makes this even better! Thank you so much, Mr. Weasel! (shakes his hand in gratitude)
 * Jackie: Mr. Weasel, we're very grateful for your assistance!
 * I.M Weasel: It's all part of my duties, Ma'am. C'mon, boys. Let's do lunch!
 * (I.M Weasel and his crew depart the scene)
 * Edd: Thank you for your WONDERFUL idea, Jackie! (hugs her) Odd, I wonder where my fellows are?
 * (Just then, Edd received a text from Eddy)
 * Eddy (voice only as Edd and Jackie read his text): I got grounded for trying to sneak my dad's manure out and making Ed mow your lawn. Is my dad a jerk or what?!
 * Edd: Well, it would serve him right!
 * (Just then, Edd received a text from Ed)
 * Ed (voice only as Edd and Jackie read his text): I'm a bad boy! I am grounded for attacking the whibbles!
 * (Edd and Jackie laugh)
 * Edd: Oh, our Ed!
 * Jackie: Dear, to celebrate what's say tonight we have our date in your new backyard?
 * Edd: I'd be delighted.
 * (Scene goes to that very night with Edd and Jackie enjoying their night together)
 * Edd: None of this would be possible if it hadn't been for you, my dear!
 * Jackie: Thank you, dear!
 * Edd: In fact, the good news is that Mr. Weasel will be providing the rest of our cul-de-sac gang with his insurance policy. Why, I remember the time my fellows and I were repairmen (scene flashes us back to the EENE episode, "Rent-A-Ed"; narrates over the black and white footage) When we unintentionally broke the teeter-totter and to raise money for repairs, we tried to fix Jimmy's oven as well as rescue Jonny from a tree, but wound up doing HORRIBLE damage to Jimmy's oven, room and ceiling then when Eddy had the idea to turn Jonny's house into a sauna thanks to Ed senselssy removing the heat radiator, lovable oaf, which then got destroyed when Ed being tied to the support beam to the house by Eddy, moved still attached to it and Eddy only cared about his money instead of the DESTRUCTION! (scene flashes us back to Edd's new backyard) But thanks to you and our new friend, dear, the rest of the cul-de-sac can be assured their homes are in good hands!
 * Jackie: I appreciate your kind words, Edd! I'm glad I was able to bring wonders to you AND the kids of the cul-de-sac! (in her mind) Eddy DOESN'T care about major destruction of people's property?! He only cares about THEIR MONEY?! And to think he did it to poor Edd AND got HIM involved too?! Every time he does something BAD that I fix for the GOOD and RIGHT reasons, he only inches me closer in revealing the REAL him to Edd! Eddy WILL be exposed FOR SURE! HE WILL! (foreshadowing the episode, "The Truth Comes Ed") I'll also be sure that Mr. Weasel DOESN'T cover Eddy with his insurance policy! Eddy is UNDESERVING of such since HE is a bringer of destruction!
 * Edd: *exhales with delight* Dear, care to provide us with a song?
 * Jackie: It's definitely some enchanted evening for a song!
 * (Jackie then performs "Some Enchanted Evening")
 * (Episode ends)

Plot

 * After hearing the news about Mr. Crocker destroying a train bridge by deliberately unscrewing a keystone (all people were killed), Timmy enters his bedroom and sees Bubbles crying uncontrollably (for 2 days). Timmy knew that the driver of the train, was her and her sisters' uncle. He tries cheering Bubbles up with stories of when engines or people needed happiness on Sodor. Bubbles always loved New York Yankees shortstop #2 Derek Jeter because he was a great baseball player and a great man and Bubbles' now deceased Uncle always encouraged her to conquer her dream meeting him. The night prior, Timmy wrote a sweet letter to Derek Jeter on how Bubbles deeply felt about her Uncle being killed in the deliberately caused bridge accident. After the last story, Timmy's telephone rang, Bubbles answered it and Bubbles was extremely surprised to hear from the Yankees' shortstop. Derek Jeter invited her, Timmy, the Professor, Ms. Keane, Timmy's Parents, and Blossom and Buttercup to Yankee Stadium to meet him and the rest of the New York Yankees in the morning and attend Game 5 of the World Series later in the night. So they went and Bubbles FINALLY conquered her dream, meeting Derek Jeter and the New York Yankees. Bubbles was too happily shy and tearful to speak to Derek Jeter at first. It was an amazing experience for Bubbles. Bubbles thanked Timmy much more than she ever thanked him in her life for trying to get Derek Jeter and the Yankees to try and make Bubbles feel better and her family as well after the Dimmsdale Bridge Melee, by writing to Derek Jeter. The episode ends with Chuck Knoblauch scoring the Game 5 winning run and "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra, playing in the background after Knoblauch scored.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mind That Bike (repeat)
 * 2) Thomas and the Special Letter
 * 3) Henry's Special Coal (repeat)
 * 4) Harvey To The Rescue (repeat)
 * 5) A New Friend for Thomas (repeat)

Song

 * New York, New York (sung by Frank Sinatra as the Yankees' winning theme)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Bubbles crying inside Timmy's room)
 * Timmy: *enters the bedroom* Awwww.... poor Bubbles. She hasn't stopped crying for 2 weeks ever since Crockpot destroyed that bridge and got rid of everyone, ESPECIALLY her uncle. *goes into the bed and rubs Bubbles' back* Awwww..... I know you and your sisters back in Townsville have been having a tough and terrible 2 weeks after what happened with Crocker. But don't worry sweets, Crocker was caught and sentenced to life in solitary confinement with a needle up his you-know-what.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I-I-I-It's not the same..... *cries* Mr. Crocker hurt me deep inside my poor heart! *hugs Timmy*
 * Timmy (camly): *gets a tissue and tries wiping Bubbles' endless tears off her face* I know how you feel about your Uncle John, but It wasn't your fault. Things die. It's part of life. It's bad to kill.... but it's NOT bad to die.
 * Bubbles: *sobs cutely*
 * Timmy: But don't worry. We all have SOULS. Souls don't die.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): What are souls? Are they ghosts?!
 * Timmy (calmly): No Bubbles, souls are spirits inside people's bodies. Our souls go to a place in the sky called Heaven when we die, and we don't suffer anymore. Just feel happy that your Uncle is in Heaven not suffering anymore.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I'll try.... *sad gasps* But it's too hard and tough for me to put a smile on my face..... *sad gasps* all because my Uncle John is gone because of Mr. Crocker. *sad gasps and cries on Timmy*
 * Timmy: Awwww..... there, there, Bubbly Bunny, I'm sure you'll feel better someday. I'm sure that Mrs. Kindley would feel the same way. Remember when she cried because she couldn't see her sister?
 * Bubbles: I...*sniffles* I think so. Can you please tell me about what to the poor Kindley lady? *sadly gasps*
 * Timmy (calmly): Bubbles, calm down..... relax.... I'll tell you the story to try and cheer you up a little.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I hope so.... *sniff, sniff*
 * Timmy: Okay, Bubbles. Here goes. (blows whistle and "Make Someone Happy" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "A New Friend for Thomas")
 * Bubbles: That story still couldn't cheer me up. *sobs on Timmy*
 * Timmy: I'm sorry, but that's all the good and happy stories I've got.
 * *phone rings*
 * Timmy: Bubbles, um. You mind getting that? I know how sad you are, but It might be the Professor on his way to take you home.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): T-T-That's because I'm too sad to fly. *sniff, sniff* *picks up the phone* Hello?
 * Voice on telephone: Hello, is this Bubbles Utonium?
 * Bubbles: W-W-Why yes, um, who's calling?
 * Voice on telephone: So you ARE Bubbles. You know who this is?
 * Bubbles: Who? Is this a joke? Who are you?!
 * Voice on phone: It's Derek Jeter.
 * Bubbles: OH MY!!!! D-D-Derek Jeter?! New York Yankees shortstop?! C-C-Calling me on the phone?! How did you find me on the phone?!
 * Derek Jeter (on the phone): Long story. But anyway, me and the rest of the team heard about your tragedy, which is also Dimmsdale's tragedy and for the rest of the country as well, and we are glad to try and help you cheer up. We are inviting you, your family, your boyfriend, and his familiy to the Stadium (referring to Yankee Stadium) tomorrow morning to meet us and spend time with us for the day, and we are letting you throw the ceremonial first pitch for Game 5 of the World Series tomorrow, because you will all be attending the game as well. And I have something special to give you tomorrow. I just sent a message to you and your boyfriend's parents via E-Mail so that they get the memo, so tomorrow morning, your biggest dream awaits you!
 * Bubbles: OH, BLESS YOU SO MUCH DEREK JETER!!!! Me and my Timmy bear will be there to meet you and spend the whole day with you at Yankee Stadium tomorrow!!!!
 * Derek Jeter (on the phone): And I'm also pumped up to spend the day with you, Bubbles. You're the best Powerpuff Girl in the world, and I really want you meet you myself. See you in the Bronx tomorrow.
 * Bubbles: Goodbye, Derek! Can't wait to see you tomorrow!
 * Derek Jeter (on the phone): Can't wait to see you too, Bubbles. Goodbye and feel better, Yankee-puff. *both hang up*
 * Bubbles: *faints in excitement*
 * Timmy (in his mind): I knew something like that would make a cutie-puff like her happy. *scene fades into Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, NY at 10:00 am*

Quote 3

 * [everyone enters the field level of Yankee Stadium]
 * Bubbles (to herself): Wow.... oh my! I-I-I'm all choked up ! I'm in YANKEE STADIUM! Just us and the Yankees in the stadium!
 * [Derek Jeter suddenly approaches Bubbles]
 * Derek Jeter: What's up, Bubbles? We thought we can cheer you up.
 * Bubbles (in tears, shaking happily but nervously): (gasps) I'm meeting THE Derek Jeter. *gulps* I'd explode if I could! It's such an honor, Mr. Jeter!
 * Timmy: Great to meet ya, D.J!
 * Buttercup: What up, "Jete"?!
 * Blossom: Pleasure to meet you, Captain Jeter!
 * Derek Jeter: *chuckle* Well, thanks for the greeting, and I understand Bubbles is really nervous to speak to me due to her first time meeting me, her ultimate New York Yankees idol. So I'll give her a hug to make her feel welcome.
 * Bubbles: *gasps and giggles while being hugged by Derek Jeter*
 * (Later)
 * Blossom: Wow! Spending the ENTIRE day with the NEW YORK YANKEES with our families really cheered us up!!!!
 * Bubbles: I bet Uncle John is proud of me and he's smiling at me right now for FINALLY conquering my dream meeting Derek Jeter and the Yankees!!!!
 * Timmy (in unison, gives Bubbles an autographed baseball): I even got the WHOLE Yankee team to sign a special baseball for you.
 * Bubbles: OH, THANK YOU, TIMMYKINS!!! *hugs him tightly* I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANY HAPPIER LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE!!! (in unison, rapidly jumps up and down while holding both of Timmy's shoulders) I wonder how the Yankees decided to invite us to visit for the day and watch tonight's World Series Game from the front row?!
 * Timmy: *slowly puts his hand on his heart with a cute smile*
 * Bubbles (cutely): *softly gasps*
 * Timmy (softly and calmly): I WROTE to them to help you and your family feel better after the train-bridge tragedy. I wanted to surprise you.
 * Blossom: That was so thoughtful and kind of you, Timmy, trying to comfort us inside YANKEE Stadium.
 * Buttercup: Yeah, and I got a fist pump from #24 Tino Martinez, and a guitar from #51 Bernie Williams, all thanks to you, Tim!
 * Professor: It was very touching and heart-warming of you to try and comfort us this way.
 * Bubbles: Ooh! Professor, can we ALL give Timmy a group hug?! PLEASE join in?!
 * Professor: Certainly Bubbles.
 * [all hug Timmy]
 * Buttercup (happily / while in the group hug): You can hang out with our sister (referring to Bubbles) anytime you want, Turnbine.

Trivia

 * The New York Yankees (mostly the Yankees shortstop #2 Derek Jeter) guest star in this episode.
 * This episode is a tribute in loving memories of New York Yankees legend, Yogi Berra (1925-2015), and Frank Sinatra Jr (1944-2016).

Plot

 * Edd's uncle in NHL Hockey (principal owner of the New York Islanders) offers Edd and company a week of New York Islanders Hockey Traning Camp so they may play someday in NHL for the New York Islanders. Timmy was excited to be playing a favorite sport of his along with Ed, Kevin, Rudy, Buttercup and many more of the regular characters. Edd, however, preferred to play coach and Bubbles and Eduardo were afraid to play, but persevered anyway. Edd trains the two alongside the others and Mr. Conductor tells stories from Sodor about the engines and Toad trying things they've never done before or don't usually try. After the last story, while the gang warmed up, they met the professional NHL hockey stars and played a friendly game set to XE3 (Whethan Turn) by Mssingno.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Big Day for Thomas (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) A Proud Day for James (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Gordon Takes a Tumble (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * XE3 [Whethan Turn] (Composed by Mssingno)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Edd doing his usual activities in his room.)
 * (Edd reads a book then afterwards went over to his ant farm.)
 * Edd: Oh, I like what you've done with that tunnel.
 * (Then Edd's phone went off and he picked up.)
 * Edd: Hello?
 * (chattering heard on the other line)
 * Edd: Oh, dearest Uncle Charles! (Charles chatters on the phone) Uh-huh, (chattering continues) Really?! NHL Hockey Training Camp?! (chattering again) Yes, I'm sure my fellows and our friends would love to as well! I should caution you, it will be a big party! (chattering) Yes, right-o! (chattering) We'll see you then!
 * (Edd hangs up, then he picked up again and called and e-mailed everyone.)
 * (One week later)
 * (An overview of the Barclays Center is shown where our heroes were entering.)
 * Timmy: Man, Edd, you are so lucky to be nephew to the Principal Owner of the New York Islanders!
 * Edd: Thank you, Timmy. At first, I'd just watch and see for my Uncle Charles, but after a while, I became wildly interested in the sport.
 * Sheen: (inhales through his nose then exhales out his mouth) I love the smell of ice rinks in the morning! Make way for an Ultra-Hockey star!
 * Carl: Sure hope I'll be safe of injuries.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Ah, no worries, Carl. With my latest invention, "Immune spray", you can spray this on your body, and it will provide a temporary invisible layer that will penetrate any physical pain. So should the puck hit you, it won't even hurt the slightest.
 * Lisa: That's very ingenious, Jimmy.
 * Bart: Yeah, maybe you should loan a twelve-pack to Milhouse! (laughs)
 * Spongebob: *gasps* Bartholomew! Have some sensitivity to others!
 * Bart: Relax, dude. I ain't like Nelson or his overgrown goons.
 * Mac: Or Terrence. And he's not so tough himself at times.
 * (Then, everyone entered the Barclays Center and looked in awe.)
 * Eddy: Wait'll you guys see me out on the ice! I'm gonna be the best cut of meat player in the arena!
 * Buttercup: After me, that is!
 * Kevin: Yo, normally I'd say "Kiss your dreams good-bye, losers", but any of us have a chance playing for the Islanders!
 * Snap: That's the sportsmanship, Buck-o!
 * Sarah: We're gonna play our best, aren't we, Jimmy?!
 * Jimmy: I sure hope, Sarah. (in unison, Mr. Conductor appears on Jimmy's hockey stick)
 * (Then as Jimmy turned around, Mr. Conductor dropped to the ground)
 * Mr. Conductor: WHOOOOOA!
 * (Lands to the floor with a grunt.)
 * Eduardo: Senior Conductor! Are you ok?!
 * Jimmy: Oops! Sorry, Mr. Conductor. I didn't see you on my hockey stick.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, that's all right, Jimmy. Yes, Eduardo, I'm as right as rain. I landed like a soft-popped fly you might say.
 * Rudy: What are you doing here, Mr. Conductor? I don't think you're the right size for hockey.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're right, Rudy. But Edd wanted me to come if you guys need any advice.
 * Bubbles: I'm a little scared, Mr. Conductor.
 * Blossom: It's ok, Bubbles. Remember, Jimmy can loan you his immune spray.
 * Bubbles: Yeah, but I hear there's a rival team here training to join the St. Louis Blues... coached by that evil meanie, Garner Rexton!
 * Chicken: Garner Rexton?! Owner of Team REXCOR?!
 * Penny: Apparently, he has a second job coaching the St. Louis Blues, AND owns Team REXCOR at the same time, because NHL is played mostly during NASCAR's offseason (referring to NASCAR being run from February - November, and Hockey being run from October - June)
 * Bloo: No matter! I, Blooregard Q. Kazoo will lead our team to victory and crush the- (sudden realization) Augh! I can't believe I'm playing against a team using MY name!
 * Timmy: Uh, Bloo, they USED that name ever since the 1970's! Garner TOOK OVER the St. Louis Blues NHL team only to make our enemies go against us!
 * Eduardo (suddenly shaking nervously): I es suddenly how you say? Muy muy scared.
 * Mr. Conductor: You'll all do fine. Things you've never done or don't usually do aren't as bad as you might think. Thomas knows what I'm talking about. Let me show you what I mean. (blows whistle and "A Big Day for Thomas" begins)

Trivia

 * This episode foreshadows the New York Islanders Fantasy Crossover Edition Wiki ([//new-york-islanders-fantasy-crossover-edition.wikia.com/wiki/New_York_Islanders_vs._St._Louis_Blues_Fantasy_Crossover_Edition http://new-york-islanders-fantasy-crossover-edition.wikia.com/wiki/New_York_Islanders_vs._St._Louis_Blues_Fantasy_Crossover_Edition])
 * NHL New York Islanders players #91 John Tavares, #21 Kyle Okyposo, #51 Franz Nielsen, and NHL New York Rangers goalie, #30 Hendrik Lundqvist guest star in this episode, along with a few NHL referees & linesman referees.
 * This is the music that will play as the recruits for the New York Islanders and professional NHL Hockey Stars play each other. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aKUAUncZY8
 * This episode is dedicated in loving memory of St. Louis Blues Former Owner, Mike Shanahan (1939-2018).

Plot

 * Timmy, Bubbles, Buttercup, The Eds, Bart, Lisa, The Chalkzone Gang, Mac, Bloo, Jackie and Chicken attend a New York Mets game inside Citi Field (home of the Mew York Mets) sitting at lower first base side. (Game 1 of the NLDS vs. the Philadelphia Phillies) The Mets and the Phillies were tied 3-3 in the bottom of the ninth inning with no one on base and 1 out. #5 David Wright (Mets) tried running out a chopper to 2nd base, which was fielded by Phillies 2nd baseman, #26 Chase Utley. #5 David Wright was called OUT at first when he was REALLY safe. Wright protested the call and confronted 1st base umpire, Darryl Cousins and got tossed for arguing with an umpire. NY Mets manager, Cookie Rojas (former Mets manager) also got ejected as he was mouthing Darryl Cousins off using vulgarity (inaudible in episode) and aggressively pushed him (as he did in the 1999 NLCS). #31 Mike Piazza (retired Mets catcher) hit a walk-off home run to win the game. The gang waited for the crowd to leave to avoid traffic. While exiting the stadium, they run into Mets 3rd baseman #5 David Wright and Cookie Rojas. They tried talking the Mets' 3rd baseman and manager out of their dilemmas with the bad call at 1st base. Timmy also assists Wright by telling stories about confrontations on Sodor. After that, #5 David Wright became great friends with the gang, and they decided to buy season tickets to the Mets every single year to see their new friend.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel Does It Again (repeat)
 * 2) Bill, Ben and Fergus (repeat)
 * 3) Bulls' Eyes (repeat)
 * 4) Middle Engine (repeat)
 * 5) Jack Owns Up (repeat)

Song

 * Meet The Mets (NY Mets Theme Song / played on Timmy's phone)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside Citi Field with the gang watching the game)
 * Timmy: This is the most exciting game of the whole year. This is the playoffs, baby!!!!
 * Bubbles: I'm glad we chose this for our date spot tonight, Timmy.
 * Timmy: It would be a date if a bunch of our friends didn't tag along!
 * Edd: Never you mind us, Timmy and Bubbles.
 * Jackie: Yeah. Edd and I don't mind company for a change.
 * Penny: Yes. You two are welcome to treat today as though it were one of your usual dates.
 * Snap: As long as you keep the mushy stuff separate!
 * Rudy: SNAP! Well, I don't blame you for getting grossed out, but better them than my parents.
 * Ed: I love Phillys! Especially on bread with LOTS OF CHEESE AND ONIONS!!!!
 * Eddy: No, not the food type, you idiot! The Phillies are a team, Frankenstein!
 * Ed: Says yooouu.
 * Eddy: Just watch the game, Lumpy!
 * Bart: Enjoying the game, Butter-babe?
 * Buttercup: So far, I'm loving it, Bartman! *kisses Bart on the cheek and Bart blushes*
 * (scene fades into the 9th inning)
 * Alex Anthony (Met's P.A Announcer): Now batting for the Mets, 3rd baseman, #5, David Wright. *crowd cheers*
 * Timmy: C'mon, Wright!!!! HIT ONE OUTTA THE PARK!!!!
 * Lisa: We're rootin' for ya, Dave!!!
 * (later in the pitch count)
 * John Miller (ESPN): The 2-2 pitch *crack!* is a chopper to 2nd, gonna be a tough play for Chase Utley! Utley fields to 1st and the throw.... *crowd gasps angrily and boos loudly* GETS HIM!!!! David Wright is out at first and he is NOT liking the call! *scene cuts to the stands*
 * (Crowd boos loudly in unison)
 * Eddy: COME ON!!!! HE WAS IN THERE!!!!
 * Bart: ARE YOU BLIND, UMP?!!!!
 * Timmy: *sees David Wright getting ejected from the game* AH MAN, WRIGHT GOT EJECTED!!!! BOOOOO!!!!!!
 * Mac and Bloo: *boos*
 * [scene cuts to ESPN telecast]
 * John Miller (ESPN): And Wright has been tossed! And look at Cookie Rojas, he gets tossed as well!!!!
 * Joe Morgan (ESPN): He doesn't look too happy. I can see it through his sunglasses (despite it being a night game) he didn't like that call at all--.
 * John Miller (ESPN / after seeing Cookie Rojas shoving the umpire): WHOA! Look at Cookie Rojas, he just shoved umpire, Darryl Cousins! *scene cuts to the stands*
 * Timmy (crowd suddenly cheers in unison to Cookie Rojas shoving the umpire): WHOA!
 * Bart (in unison to the crowd cheering): YEAH!!!! GET HIM, ROJAS!!!! SHOW HIM UP!!!!
 * Bubbles (in unison to the crowd cheering / in a crying way): *gasps in an "eeking" way* (hugs Timmy) I can't look! Tell me when it's over! I hate it when players argue and fight *cries on Timmy*
 * Timmy (while hugging poor scared Bubbles): Don't worry, Bubs, I got'cha. *nuzzles Bubbles' cheek to sooth her and calm her down*
 * Joe Morgan (ESPN): Man, Rojas is all fired up! If it was the regular season, he would've been suspended 20 games for that! He and Wright didn't like the call, especially the Mets fans, they are enraged right now. *scene cuts back to the field where #31 Mike Piazza is introduced*
 * Bubbles: How could David Wright be out at first and thrown out of the game?! *tears up and lips quiver* He-he homered in the first inning! *cries* Now we won't win!!!!
 * Snap: Yeah, and Cookie Rojas was thrown out of the game, too--!
 * Timmy: Snap, don't push it!
 * Snap: HMPH! *mutters underneath his breath*
 * Timmy: Awwww.... don't cry over spilled milk, Bubbles. We still got #31 Mike Piazza to help us win, after all he IS the Mets!!!!! C'MON MIKEY!!!!!
 * John Miller (ESPN) Mike Piazza will come to the plate with 2 outs and no one on base. Jonathan Papelbon for the Philadelphia Phillies is at the belt, and deals... there's a strike and the count 0-1.
 * Bubbles: Oh no! 1 strike!
 * Timmy: Relax Bubbles, it's only 1 strike and we're in a tie game in the 9th inning.
 * Rudy: HIT THE BALL ALREADY!!!!
 * Eddy (in unison to Rudy): C'MON!!!! MY NOSE RUNS FASTER!!!!
 * Edd: CONSISTENCY IS THE KEY, PIAZZA!!!!
 * Chicken: Hit a homer, dude!
 * Bubbles (shivering): PLEASE.... we NEED to win--!
 * Mike Piazza: *crack!*
 * (crowd roars loudly in unison)
 * Bubbles: *screams excitedly*
 * Timmy: *in unison to Bubbles screaming* AAAAAHHHH!!!!! C'MON!!!! GET OUT!!!! GET OUT!!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!!! *cheers loudly with Bubbles and the crowd (jumping up and down in unison) and hugs an excited Bubbles tightly and lifts her in a hugging way*
 * John Miller (ESPN): Piazza drives it to deep left field! Forget about it, that one is headed for New Jersey!!!! HIGH into the Party City seats! The New York Mets win Game 1 of the NLDS after a walk-off homer by Mike Piazza!!!!
 * (Later / exiting Citi Field)
 * Timmy: That was some playoff game, huh gang?
 * Edd: Indeed I agree, Timmy.
 * Bart *suddenly spots #5 David Wright and Cookie Rojas* *gasps* Oh my, God, D-D-David Wright and Cookie Rojas! We gotta meet them! *runs to them*
 * Buttercup: You heard the Bart man, c'mon gang!
 * [Buttercup and the rest follow Bart to David Wright and Cookie Rojas]
 * Buttercup: Hi, Dave! Whattup?
 * David Wright (astonished): What?! B-B-Buttercup?! What are you doing here?
 * Timmy: Wait, how do you know her name?
 * David Wright: Buttercup saved me from being mugged by Professor Calamitous the other day. That's how I know her.
 * Bubbles: I was TRULY scared and frightened when you and Cookie Rojas got ejected and and had a huge argument! *tears up and gasps sadly* I even cried at the ballgame! *cries*
 * Timmy: *hugs Bubbles to calm her down and sooth her* There, there, Bubs. Any way you can try and comfort Bubbles, guys?
 * Cookie Rojas: Of course. (to Bubbles) Don't feel bad, Bubbles. That's how us MLB baseball managers protest calls and excite the crowd.
 * Ed: Like peanuts and cracker Jacks?
 * Edd: Ed, hush.
 * Ed: *sad groan*
 * David Wright: Trust me, Bubbles. Umpires can sometimes give you the wrong call and impression in the Major Leagues.
 * Cookie Rojas: In other words, MLB umpires aren't always right.
 * Bubbles (feeling a little better): Oh, it lights my heart to hear that.
 * Timmy: Thank you so much for soothing poor Bubbles' hurt feelings and giving her important advice, guys. And to repay the both of you, I can give YOU both advice.
 * David Wright: What kind of advice?
 * Timmy: Advice from my train friends on the Island Of Sodor. They also have controversy.
 * David Wright: Train friends? What are you talking about?
 * Penny: We have friends on a British Island that are steam locomotives.
 * Timmy: Penny has a point. We do have train friends that talk. Anyway, about controversy. Our friends, Duck and Percy were arguing to their boss, Sir Topham Hatt on why that that big jerk of a bully, Diesel was brought back to the Island after he lied about Duck on his previous visit. Unfortunately, like you and Cookie Rojas, their argument was no good.
 * Cookie Rojas: Then what happened to Duck and Percy?
 * Timmy: I was just about to fill you in. Come along, gang! (blows whistle and "Diesel Does It Again" begins)

Trivia

 * New York Mets 3rd baseman #5 David Wright guest stars as the main character in this episode.
 * This episode is a tribute in loving memory of MLB pitchers, Jose Fernandez (1992-2016), and Roy Halladay (1977-2017).

Plot

 * Timmy Turner hosts a Thanksgiving dinner inside Shining Time Station (since Mr. Conductor is with the Boomers & Hobos for Thanksgiving) and invites ALL of the gang including Homer and Marge. World renowned vocalist, Josh Groban also was invited (suggested to Timmy by Jackie) while Ed, Eddy, Edd, Jackie, Timmy, Bubbles, Mac, Bloo, Cosmo and Wanda were preparing for the special evening (before the guests came), Eddy and Bloo grumble about Thanksgiving, Timmy and the gang try to get them to realize about what Thanksgiving is all about. Timmy also tells stories about holidays, events and special guests on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Meets the Queen (repeat)
 * 2) Gordon and the Gremlin (repeat)
 * 3) Baa!
 * 4) Not So Hasty Cakes (repeat)
 * 5) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure (repeat)

Song

 * Thankful (Sung by Josh Groban)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with an empty Shining Time Station while the sound of a train pulling out was heard outside.)
 * (Then Timmy came out from behind the ticket desk.)
 * Timmy: Whew! With Mr. Conductor spending Thanksgiving with the Boomers and the Hobos, I've been put in charge of the Thanksgiving party. Luckily, Cosmo, Wanda and a bunch of my good friends are giving me a hand.
 * (Then Ed, Edd and Eddy entered.)
 * Edd (carrying folding chairs while sweating): It's...a...pleasure...T-Timmy...
 * (Sets the chairs down against the ticket desk.)
 * Edd: Phew!
 * Ed (carrying tables): Private Do-not-enter awaiting orders, chief!
 * Eddy: Snore!
 * Timmy: Whoa! Ed, your strength is like...totally unearthly!
 * Ed: I'm an alien from outer space?!
 * Timmy: Whoa! Ed, if you're gonna freak out, at least set the tables down first.
 * Edd: Please, let me do that.
 * (Mac and Bloo enter carrying chairs)
 * Bloo (whining): Maaaac! These chairs are heavy and doing chores is SOOOO borrriiiinng!
 * Mac: Calm down, Bloo. You can set them down anyway.
 * Bloo: *exhales* Good! (does so, but roughly)
 * Mac: Bloo!
 * (Then a stuffed [plush] turkey from behind the entrance appeared)
 * Bubbles (voice only): Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!
 * Bubbles (with a pilgrim hat): Happy Thanksgiving! I'm Tom Turkey's little helper!
 * Jackie (entering): Aw, that's so cute, Bubbles.
 * (Just then a green turkey appeared next to Bubbles)
 * Green Turkey: (gobbles)
 * Bubbles: EEEEEK!
 * Green Turkey: Don't be scared.
 * (poof!)
 * Cosmo: It's only me! (laughs)
 * Wanda: Cosmo, I told you no funny or stupid business today!
 * Jackie: That's right. We're here to prepare for Thanksgiving.
 * Timmy: Jackie! Is HE here?!
 * Eddy: Who's here?! A hired pilgrim actor?!
 * Edd: Better, Eddy.
 * (Then Josh Groban entered)
 * Timmy, Edd and Bubbles: Josh Groban!
 * Bubbles: I've met you before! (in reference to the episode "Fraidy Cats!")
 * Josh: It's a pleasure to be here. It's nice to spend Thanksgiving with some of my fans.
 * Edd: We're flattered, sir. But, surely your family wants you to spend Thanksgiving with you more than us.
 * Josh: My family's important to me just as anyone else close to me in my life. There's always next year and I understood Timmy and Bubbles here wanted me especially after my friend, Jackie suggested me. I couldn't disappoint loyal fans such as them. And I can tell you must be a fan of my music too...?
 * Edd: Eddward, sir. But you may call me Double-d.
 * Josh: Thanks.
 * Ed: Do you like buttered toast, Mr. Grover?
 * Eddy: I'm no fan of this guy, but his last name's Groban, stupid.
 * Bubbles: Josh, these are some of our many friends, You already met Ed, this is Mac, his cute imaginary friend, Bloo and Eddy. (whispers to Josh) Look out for Eddy though. He's usually a little cranky.
 * Josh: No problem.
 * Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
 * Wanda: I'm Wanda!
 * Cosmo and Wanda: And weeee'rrre...-!
 * Timmy: My fairy godparents. Normally, a kid with fairies would get them taken away if others found out, but luckily Mr. Conductor who's the Chairman Of The Board of Fairy World is the boss of Jorgen Von Strangle, the toughest fairy in the universe and C.O.O of Fairy World and will fire the brute if he takes them away from me. Anyway, It was the least he could do after I volunteered to work here at Shining Time Station while he and his cousin weren't.
 * Josh: And where is he?
 * Edd: He's spending this year with the boomers and the hobos. So Timmy was put in charge of decorating for a Thanksgiving celebration which we are assisting him in.
 * Wanda: Less talk, more prep! We have a BIG party coming! And luckily, Cosmo and I are here to conjure up enough food for the entire party!
 * Eddy: Hey! If you can conjure up food...we can make big cash selling food to the slowpokes who missed out on turkeys! It's shear genius!
 * Bloo: We'll be RICH! RIIIIICH!
 * Bubbles: But, Eddy, Bloo, selling food for money? That isn't the spirit of Thanksgiving.
 * Eddy: Who cares?! Thanksgiving's for chumps!
 * Cosmo: Chimps?! I didn't know they celebrated Thanksgiving. (turns himself into a chimp and started doing "The Monkey")
 * Bloo: Forget about monkeys! Let's make a fortune!
 * Mac: Bloo! You're so selfish! How can you think of yourself on a day like Thanksgiving?!
 * Edd: I second that, Mac. Gentlmen, Thanksgiving's a time to gather with the people we're blessed and be thankful for everything we have.
 * Bloo: You aren't thinking of US! That doesn't sound THANKFUL!
 * Eddy: Yeah! I'd be thankful if the rests of you were on board with my idea! But I guess I got nothing to be thankful for! (flips over a table and he and Bloo run out of the station.)
 * Mac: Bloo! Wait!
 * Edd: Eddy! Come back!
 * Bubbles: That table flip scared me! Bloo and Eddy are Thanksgiving scrooges! *cries*
 * (Timmy comforts her.)
 * Jackie: Don't let them ruin Thanksgiving for you, Bubbles. (in her mind) Bloo has a heart, but Eddy is an every day scrooge!
 * Ed: Tom Turkey sees all! A burnt turkey for naughty Bloo and Eddy!
 * Timmy: For once, I agree with one of your stupid sayings, Ed. They're only thinking of themselves as usual again and their egos are showing just as much as Henry's did once.
 * Bubbles: *soft gasp* Did Henry ruin Thanksgiving too?
 * Timmy: No, that's silly, Bubbly Bunny. See, Henry was acting a bit like a snob and soon found himself red in his face! Or in this case, white on his boiler!. Let me fill you all in on what I'm trying to say. (blows whistle and "Thomas Meets the Queen" begins)

Quote 2

 * (scene fades into the dinner while people were saying grace)
 * Timmy: And we give thanks to our God for giving us food, strength, family, friends, and mostly, us.
 * Eddy: *groans* This stinks! Can we just eat already?!
 * Bloo: I'm starving!
 * Jimmy Neutron: Eddy, Bloo, we suggest that you guys don't interrupt our grace to God.
 * Josh: Jimmy's right, guys. We kept telling you, even before the rest came to dinner, *in unison, intro to "Thankful" begins* that Thanksgiving is the holiday to really think of what we are really Thankful for. *performs "Thankful"*
 * (After "Thankful")
 * Bloo: *tears up during song while Eddy faked looking touched by the song*
 * Snap: So, Buckos? What do you have to say about Thanksgiving now?
 * Mac (to himself): Like the message got through to Eddy. I can tell it got through to Bloo though.
 * Bloo (tears in his eyes): Josh! I...I don't know what to say!
 * Bubbles: How about....thank you?!
 * Bloo: Yes! Yes! Thank you! I was a real jerk and for that...I'm sorry! I hope to remember this lesson every day of my life!
 * Mac: Now you've got the spirit, Bloo!
 * Edd: Well, Eddy?
 * Eddy: You know, that song really spoke to me. I was a big...[to himself] gonna have to wash my mouth out with soap for this...[out loud] dork for thinking only about myself at a time like Thanksgiving.
 * Chicken: Wow. This is a side of Eddy I never knew. (in his mind) Yeah, a FAKE soft side that is!
 * Lisa: Aw, well, we're glad to see your change of heart, Eddy. (in her mind) Luckily, I can tell he's faking. He doesn't care about the spirit of Thanksgiving at all! The song made Bloo cry with passion meaning his NON-BLACK heart was touched!
 * Edd: I'm proud of you, Eddy.
 * Bloo: There! We're full of Thanksgiving spirit. Now what about our supper?!
 * Timmy: Bloo! Hold your horses.
 * Ed: Silly, Timmy. There are no horses here.
 * Bart: It's an expression, lummox.
 * Eddy: I swear! I'm going to remember this day to remind me why Thanksgiving is important and should be given attention! (in his mind) This'll lower the pigeons' guards!
 * Blossom: That's the spirit, Eddy! (in her mind) You don't have me fooled for one second, Mister! You're a lying, deceiting criminal!
 * Buttercup: Yeah...nice words. (in her mind) Except you phoned 'em in like corny acting in a cheesy movie!
 * Marge: Isn't that a sweet moment, Homer? HOMER!
 * Homer (while stuffing his face with turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes): What?
 * (Everyone but Eddy and Bloo laughed and proceeded to eating.)
 * Eddy (in his mind): Eddy, you're the man with the plan! Make the pigeons think you were touched by that STUPID song! They don't suspect a thing! Ev-nobo may not lower her guard, but when the time comes...Sockhead will be mine again and next year I WILL get money for my planned Thanksgiving scam! *evil laugh*
 * Jackie (in her mind): Bloo actually cried at the song. That means HE actually learned a lesson for now, but Eddy obviously lied! He would NEVER be touched by a song and care about the meaning of Thanksgiving! I have to reveal the real him to Edd before it's too late! (foreshadowing the episode, "The Truth Comes Ed")
 * (Episode ends)

Trivia

 * World renowned vocalist, Josh Groban guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Squidward, Eddy, Ed, Snap and Chicken spend the night sleeping outside in two separate tents, but the 2014 Formula 1 drivers were qualifying their open-wheel cars on the new street-track many blocks away in the distance for the Peach Creek Grand Prix the next evening, giving the gang a hard time sleeping. The screaming of the F1 engines in the distance echoed around the cul-de-sac and annoyed Squidward and Eddy. Mr. Conductor, who was spending the night with them as well tells them stories about noise on the Island of Sodor. In the end, F1 qualifying had ended, the noise stopped, Chicken (who he and Snap had tickets for the event) received a text message from the F1 app that Lewis Hamiltion (UK) was on pole position for the grand prix. However, after Mr. Conductor, Eddy, Squidward and Ed (who fell asleep after the last story and Eddy and Squidward had to carry him out.) left, Schemer barges in because he couldn't fall asleep. Chicken assists by playing Deborah's theme from "Once Upon a Time in America" on his iphone and all were able to sleep.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Whistles and Sneezes (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Edward's Brass Band (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) The Fogman (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Faulty Whistles (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Deborah's Theme (composed by Ennio Morricone)

Quote 1

 * *hearing the F1 cars screaming in the distance*
 * Squidward (annoyed): Uggghhh.... I can't take this buzzing anymore.... can they at least lower the volume please?!
 * Eddy: *growls* I can't take this stupid noise! It sounds like a huge swarm of angry mosquitos!
 * Snap: Mosquitos don't even buzz that loud especially in a huge swarm!
 * Eddy: Same thing! HMPH!
 * Ed: Hey, let's make a pie and hit me with it!
 * Squidward: Why did Snap and Chicken even decide to camp out by a hornet's nest anyway?! HMPH!
 * Chicken: Don't youse worry, guys, I'm keeping track of the qualifying session on my phone using my F1 Premium app, because me and Snap are gettin' up early tomorrow to enjoy the sights and sounds and meet the F1 drivers before the evening's Grand Prix cause after all, we do have tickets and pit-passes.
 * Snap: Yeah you heard the bird, that's why me and Chicken decided to camp out.
 * Chicken: Unfortunately youse guys barged in, joined us and crashed this party by complaining about the noise of the F1 qualifying session.
 * Eddy: First of all, I don't care what you say about F1, Chicken. Second of all, I can't believe they renovated and widened all the roads and intersections in Peach Creek, made more stupid highways and built a stupid gigantic garage, walls, barriers, and lousy grandstands that I would call "Section Snoresville"! I hope F1 moves this stupid track somewhere else in Peach Creek so that I can get a huge chunk of beauty sleep. All I want to do is sleep here and not have puny squirts of racecars I'm no fan of buzz around in the distance! HMPH!
 * Chicken: Aw, get a grip, Eddy! First of all, the walls and barriers are only temporary 'cuz starting every year they gonna have the Peach Creek Grand Prix, second of all, I'm keeping track of the qualifying session on my phone for YOUSE so that youse could quit whining and go to sleep, and third of all, the Candy Store where youse and your other Eds buy jawbreakers is part of the street-course comin' off Turn 19, a right-hander.
 * Eddy: Great! I have 75 cents which is enough for 3 jawbreakers, but now I can't even get to the candy store this weekend because stupid puny F1 cars are gonna get in my way and flatten me like a stupid pancake!
 * Ed: Can I put syrup on mine?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed. *puts pillow on his head, still hearing the cars*
 * (Mr. Conductor in his racecar pajamas appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well that sound of F1 cars is music to my ears!
 * Eddy (in his pillow): Not mine! They sound like trapped cats and angry mosquitoes!
 * Squidward: Yeah, and I thought Spongebob and Patrick were annoying! I am GLAD I'm spending the night here MILES AWAY from those two barnacle-heads! They're having a sleepover and knowing them, their loud-enough laughing would have driven me nuts!!!! But the sound of those racecars is giving me a headache! I can't even get my eight hours of beauty sleep!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well at least this noise is the noise of competition. After all, it wasn't a noise of competition when Gordon insulted Henry and had a bad outcome.
 * Ed: Did the big choo-choo fall into a ditch of gravy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Not exactly, Ed. But Gordon did create a lot of noise. Let me tell you all about it. (Blows whistle and "Whistles & Sneezes" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Faulty Whistles")
 * Chicken: Hey, youse guys! Qualifyin's finally over! I just gots a text on my F1 app that confirms it!
 * Snap (reading the text too): Hot dog! And the big UK's bucko, Lewis Hamilton is on pole position for the grand prix!
 * Squidward: *sigh of relief* Finally! I can sleep peacefully! And I'll get so much sleep, I'll be gorgeous!
 * Eddy: Woo-hoo! Let's go, Ed. ...Ed?
 * (Ed asleep snoring)
 * Snap: And Lumpy's asleep!
 * Eddy: Way to go, Mr. C! It was your last story that put him to sleep!
 * Snap: Just carry the lump out, guys. Little teamwork never hurt a bucko.
 * Eddy and Squidward: Carry him?!
 * Chicken: C'mon, you heard him. Chop! Chop!
 * (Squidward and Eddy grumble and strainfully carry Ed out)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm glad that's over.
 * Schemer (voice only): *groaning*
 * Mr. Conductor: Uh-oh! I think I spoke too soon! (disappears)
 * (Schemer in his pajamas, carrying his stuffed pig and blanket from the STS episode, "Mr. Conductor's Big Sleepwalk" enters the tent)
 * Schemer: I can't sleep. I've tried everything. I tried drinking a hot bath. And then I took a warm milk. Nothin'. And my mommy tried singing me some lullabys, but that was no good either because she had to stop because she couldn't sleep because she got too cranky.
 * Snap: Sheesh. Formula 1 qualifyin' must have kept Eddy Senior awake too!
 * Chicken: Ey, Schemer, youse need helps sleepin'? Why don't youse try countin' nickels?
 * Schemer (groggily): I could try...
 * Snap: That ol' countin' trick doesn't always work. What I like is some nice music to help me sleep!
 * Chicken: Ey, I knows just the song!
 * (Chicken pulls up "Deborah's Song [composed by Ennio Morricone] and hits play on his iphone transitioning us to the very orchestrational music video)

Trivia

 * This episode is a tribute in loving memories of both heroic F1 driver, Ayrton Senna (1960-1994), and Indycar driver, Justin Wilson (1978-2015).
 * The entire city of Peach Creek (except the cul-de-sac) had been newly renovated in this episode.
 * The Peach Creek street-track is a parody of the Marina Bay Street Circuit in Singapore.
 * This is the the Peach Creek track shape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qYwC2qov44
 * This is the Peach Creek track shape in race mode (with formation lap at the beginning) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3RjGV-ewRg

Plot

 * After Eddy flashes Edd and Ed back to how he scammed a jawbreaker out of Johnny, (as the episode played out the same as the EENE episode, "Every Which Way But Ed") the Eds eventually find themselves flashed back and aged backward to when they were small infants. Eddy uses this advantage to scam Edd out of his money again like he did the day the met, but Edd having fallen for his scam at the time as well as the food scam in "May I Take Your Ed?" before refused prompting Eddy to make Ed smash his (Edd's) house over Edd to give him amnesia. When Edd came to he does not remember a thing except for his name and that he and his folks have just moved to Peach Creek and greets Ed and Eddy. When Eddy interests him in his scam and as Edd is about to pay, Ed suddenly eats both the television set AND Eddy causing Edd to feel ill. He retreats into his house and meets Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr). He was bewildered to meet an 18-inch conductor to which Mr. Conductor informs him that they have been friends for years and that they met long after Edd had grown up. Edd, not remembering was not convinced then told him the last thing he remembered before merely his name and having moved to Peach Creek was that he had been strucked by something big to which Mr. Conductor informed him that Eddy had Ed throw his (Edd's) house on him and to refresh Edd's memory, Mr. Conductor tells him stories of the engines, pack members and Sir Topham Hatt on the Island of Sodor. After the last story, Edd still could not remember anything, but Mr. Conductor got an idea. First he magically put Edd's house Ed back where it belonged and by magic made him and Edd travel through time to present day in Peach Creek. Jackie suddenly arrived and saw the infant Edd. Mr. Conductor then explains to Jackie about what Eddy made Ed do to Edd and to look over Edd as he would revert to his normal age in present day in no time then disappeared to retrieve Ed and Eddy. Jackie brought Edd to her room and began to share with him stories of them and their friends and how much he LOVES her and when Jackie sings. She then performs "Think of Me" making Edd flashback to the memories of her singing and times together leading Edd to fall asleep and he awoke back to his normal age with his memory restored. When he saw Jackie, he told her he had the most unusual dream which Jackie would have to explain to him when the time came (in the episode, "Safe and Ed").

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (Ringo Starr, US) (repeat)
 * 2) Edward Helps Out (Ringo Starr, US)
 * 3) You Can't Win! (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 4) On Site with Thomas (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 5) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Michael Angelis) (repeat)

Song

 * Think of Me (Cover by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with Ed, Edd & Eddy (as babies) in the cul-de-sac with Eddy's "Bottomless Ed" scam stand present)
 * Ed: Where did we go, Eddy?!
 * Eddy: How should I know?! You're the idiot that--! HEY! What happened to me?!
 * Edd: This has definitely gone in a wrong direction you two! Ed flashed us back to when I first met you 2!
 * Eddy: Check it out! It's my "Bottomless Ed" scam! How'd it go again?! (to Edd) Be amazed, kid! Watch Bottomless Ed eat this humongous T.V set! For you, only a quarter!
 * Edd (sarcastically): Ha ha ha! Very funny Eddy!
 * Eddy: C'mon! Cough up! You GOTTA! It's part of the flashback!
 * Edd: I've already fallen for this once, thank you. Now let's get to the.... *scene cuts to Eddy and Ed close up to each other*
 * Eddy (as Edd speaks in the background / whispering to Ed): Hey, Ed! Drop that house on Sockhead so he can lose his memory and he will be FORCED to pay up and cough up the dough!
 * Ed (as Edd speaks in the background): Roger wilco, Eddy! *runs to get Edd's house*
 * Eddy (in his mind): Good! Now that Ed flashed us back to when we first met Sockhead again, Lumpy will slam the house on him and THIS time he will forget EV-NOBO and forget he EVER knew her nor DATED her! *cackles evilly*
 * Edd: Ed and I were at my house. And I was demonstrating the static of electricity--. *Ed lands Edd's house on Edd with a "BANG!"*
 * Eddy: *rings Edd's doorbell twice* When Sockhead comes through, he won't remember a thing, and he will pay up just like the day we met! (in his mind) And forget he knew nor dated Ev-nacho! *cackles evilly*
 * Ed (with a fork stuck in his buck-tooth): *laughs goofy* But, Eddy! How will we get back to our ones where we were?!
 * Eddy: Who cares?! We're getting cash buddy boy! *as Edd (with amnesia) opens the door* Look sharp!
 * Edd (with amnesia): Salutations, gentlemen! Me and my family just moved in gentlemen, thank you!
 * Eddy: Hey Ed, get a load of the new kid on the block!
 * Ed: Where?! *Eddy stares at Ed unenthusiastically* Oh! Welcome, friend! *holds out his smelly arm* (voice only) My name's Ed!
 * Eddy (voice only / with a "buzz bud" wrapped around his hand): And I'm Eddy!
 * Edd: Please to meet you! My name is Edd also but with 2 "D"s.
 * Eddy: Gee! Ain't that a coinky-dink?! We all share the same name!
 * (Ed and Eddy laugh)
 * Edd (happily): Humorous. indeed!
 * Eddy: (voice only) Yeah, yeah, whatever! (on-screen) Be amazed, kid! Watch Bottomless Ed eat this humongus T.V set! For you, only a quarter.
 * Edd: Ah, can you two, for it would be the irpassible for the human asophagus to defeat! *pays Eddy up*
 * Ed: In your hat, Bucko! *takes Eddy with fork, and smashes him, attached to the fork and T.V* Yum!
 * Eddy (as Ed was about to eat him): What the--?!  *Ed eats him and the T.V* ED!!!!
 * Edd: *in disgust and horror* Good Lord! *runs in the house* I'm going to be ill!
 * Eddy (in Ed's mouth): Remember something stupid! Remember!!!! *scene cuts to Edd's bedroom with Edd shivering in fear*
 * Edd: Oh, w-w-w-what a n-n-n-nightmare....!
 * (Mr. Conductor [Ringo Starr] appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: I must say, that was most unfortunate what I just saw happen.
 * Edd: *shrieks* Gracious! A small person?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Eddward. It's me, Mr. Conductor. I won't hurt you.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor? The name certainly doesn't ring a bell.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, dear. A case of amnesia I'm afraid you've gotten, Eddward. I saw your lad, Eddy make your other lad, Ed throw your house onto you.
 * Edd: Why, I've only just met those two. Amnesia.... I believe I was taught that by Father once.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you're certainly the same smart Eddward I've been friends with over the years.
 * Edd: You and I are friends?
 * Mr. Conductor: We are! You were much older and knew Ed and Eddy long before when you met my cousin who appeared on your desk on your first encounter. (referring to the Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy episode, "The Ed-Touchables") You were as startled then as you were when I popped in!
 * Edd: Preposterous! I don't own a desk! ...Although I'd sure like to own one...!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you're a very interested lad for a small infant. You know who'd like you unless you still remember him? My friend, Thomas.
 * Edd: Is Thomas another magical conductor like you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Dear me, no! Thomas is a steam engine and he lives on the Island of Sodor. You are interested in trains, aren't you?
 * Edd: Most certainly! I certainly would like to drive a locomotive when I grow up!
 * Mr. Conductor: Splendid. Then I'll tell you a story...about my friend, Thomas. You do like stories, don't you?
 * Edd: Of course!
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well, but first I have to find my whistle. (searches his jacket pocket and shortly found it) Ah! Here we go! (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Tricked" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday")
 * Edd: Fascinating! Sir Topham Hatt sounds like a WONDERFUL man! I'm quite happy for Annie and Clarabel's new paintwork too! I only wish I remembered more of them...
 * Mr. Conductor: Wait! I just got an idea! First, I must put this house back where it belongs! (magically does so) Now, hold onto your cap! (he disappears with Edd in a cloud of gold dust)
 * (Then both appear in Peach Creek, Present Day)
 * Mr. Conductor: Here we are!
 * Edd: Why...this is merely the same place I've just moved to! Why have you used your magic to bring us out of that house when I could have walked out myself?!
 * Mr. Conductor: It wasn't transporation to SOMEWHERE, but transportation to some...WHEN. We're in Peach Creek, Present Day!
 * Edd: What exactly has changed since when I first moved here?
 * Jackie (worried; voice only): Edd! Where are you?!
 * (Just then, Jackie came running up to the infant Edd and Mr. Conductor)
 * Jackie: Edd, are you- (gasps) Dubs?! What happened to you?!
 * Edd: Who may I ask are you, Ma'am?
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* You don't recognize me?! Mr. Conductor, what happened to Edd?
 * Mr. Conductor: I was traveling through time to see what Peach Creek was like in the past and I am glad I did! Otherwise I wouldn't have discovered the scene of the young Ed lads with young Eddward being struck with amnesia by Ed!
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* Ed?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Only by orders of Eddy. He had Ed drop Eddward's house onto him so he would get amnesia and give him money for his scam!
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* How could Eddy do something like that to Edd?! Let alone...a young infant?! AND FOR MONEY?! Even back then, Eddy was a TERRIBLE person!
 * Edd: He is?
 * Jackie: *in her mind* Should I tell him here and now?
 * Mr. Conductor: Jacqueline, you must watch over Eddward. I'm off to retrieve his other Ed lads!
 * Jackie: But how do we return Edd to his normal age?
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry. He will only be small for a little while in present day as will the other two Ed lads. In the meantime, please look out for him and help jog his memory.
 * Jackie: I will, Mr. Conductor! Unfortunately, I saw Edd's house destroyed, but luckily, I contacted Jimmy Neutron and he will be on his way later today with his matter reassembler to fix the house good as new in a matter of seconds!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well done for him! Thank you, Jackie. We can always count on you. As for me, time to be traveling again. Bye! (disappears)
 * Jackie: Come on, Edd. Want me to carry you?
 * Edd: Carry me? My...I couldn't...I mean...
 * Jackie: It's no trouble at all. (picks up Edd and carries him like he's her child) *in her mind* He really is a cute baby. But I'll be even happier when he's back to his current age.
 * (At Jackie's house in her room)
 * Edd: Why, what a lovely room you have!
 * (Just then, Maggie entered barking happily)
 * Edd: *shrieks* What is that?! (hides cutely behind Jackie) Protect me, please!
 * Jackie: It's ok, Edd. It's only my pet dog, Maggie. You used to be afraid of dogs until Mr. Conductor gave you and I the ability to understand dogs and Maggie and I helped you overcome your phobia.
 * Edd: Do tell. What else have I forgotten?
 * Jackie: Well, dear, you've had quite a number of adventures! (scene brings us to the various clips of Edd's life throughout the years) You've encountered horrible girls known as the Kanker Sisters, there are other kids in the cul-de-sac who go by the names Kevin, Rolf, Jonny 2x4, his piece of wood, Plank, Sarah, Jimmy and Nazz who sadly alienate you and Ed. You met a scheming man called Horace Schemer or Schemer for short along the way. You had a big adventure where you met Eddy's Brother who is a HORRIBLE person! You even used to go to Shining Time Station where you met me, Stacy Jones, Billy Twofeathers, Farmer Ginny, Timmy Turner and many more! Then you made MANY NEW friends along the way such as Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup also known as The Powerpuff Girls, Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie Simpson who live in a town called Springfield, Rudy Tabootie, Penny Sanchez and Snap White, who explore an incredible place called Chalkzone! Then there's also Jimmy Neutron who is a genius inventor along with his friends, Carl Wheezer, Sheen Estevez, Cindy Vortex and Libby Folfax! Spongebob Squarepants, who lives in a pineapple under the sea and his friends, Squidward Tentacles, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks and Mr. Krabs! Plus, there's also a talking Cow and Chicken who simply go by the names of the animals they are. A young boy named Mac with his best friend who happens to be his visible imaginary friend, Bloo. Eduardo, an imaginary monster who's also a gentle giant along with other visible imaginary friends who live in a home called "Foster's Home for Imagianary Friends". And Il Volo, three tenors who go by the names, Gianluca Ginoble, Piero Barone and Ignazio Boschetto! You also are enrolled in Team FASTEX NASCAR school and are training to be a NASCAR driver, which as I trust you're aware is racecar driving, in the Winston Cup next year. You also will be the youngest coach ever in NHL hockey next year after a week of NHL Hockey training camp earlier THIS year! [reference to the episode, "Pro-Learning" and foreshadowing the "2000 NASCAR Fantasy Edition" wiki-series as well as the  New York Islanders VS The St. Louis Blues Wiki] (scene flashes us back to Present Day)
 * Edd: Why, it sounds like my life is...MOST INTERESTING.
 * Jackie: Interesting is...one way to put it.
 * Edd: Why may I ask is that?
 * Jackie: You see, your life is full of drama and turmoil. One person whom you've been friends with for all the wrong reasons...is...*scared gulp*...Eddy! He is NO true friend! He's the reason why you would be stalked and seduced by the Kanker Sisters, he threatens and blackmails you with unfortunate results AND he's the reason why you can't remember anything!
 * Edd: Heavens...why would I want to be friends with someone who causes me so much melee?
 * Jackie: Because he wants you for advantage! Another thing too is you LOVE jawbreakers! So do Ed and Eddy! But Eddy will do ANYTHING for jawbreakers and that includes scamming people out of their money! He also USES you to construct his scams!
 * Edd: Scamming? How could I assist in such dishonest and deceitful tactics?! That's just...HORRIBLE!
 * Jackie: That's right and he doesn't care about others' feelings and he never thinks of the consequences! You being friends with him is the reason the other cul-de-sac kids alienate you and Ed! Luckily, I came along and brought you MANY wonders and improvements to your life!
 * Edd: You have? Wonders and improvements? May I ask how you did so?
 * Jackie: Anything Eddy failed to do for you as a friend, I did as a TRUE, REAL friend! I even scared away those awful Kanker Sisters and whenever you were sad and in distraught pain, I would heal your mental wounds by singing!
 * Edd: Really? You sing?
 * Jackie: You LOVE when I sing! We're actually dating at your present age!
 * Edd: I do? We are? I think I'm starting to recognize you. You're certainly a beautiful female. Why, I'm sure I'd remember if you showed me.
 * Jackie (in unison, the beginning instrumental to "Think of Me" begins): I'd be happy to, Edd. Just...TRY....TRY and...Think of me. (performs "Think of Me" causing Edd to fall asleep and dream of the times with Jackie; as Jackie performed Edd aged more and more until he was his present age again)
 * (After Song)
 * (Edd awakens yawning)
 * Edd: Oh, Jackie...I had the most unusual dream! Why, my fellows and I were mere infants again and Eddy had Ed slam my house onto me giving my amnesia and you had to refreshen my memories and there was something else about SOMEONE...I just can't put my finger on it.
 * Jackie: (in her mind) He must have already forgotten I told him of the REAL Eddy. I hope I get my chance to explain him to Edd again soon! This was only the NEAR turn of their friendship! (outloud) Well, dear...it's a long story.
 * (Episode ends)

Plot

 * Jackie was to be picked up by Carmichael after performing at her latest concert, but unfortunately, his limbo broke down. Jackie was very worried because her parents, siblings and Pomeranian dog, Maggie would be worried sick if she was late for home arrival. So she called her home phone on her cell phone, but it went to the answering machine because the family was out for dinner. Jackie explains her predicament and voices her message that she needed a ride. Afterwards, Timmy appears, explains that Mr. Conductor was on sandman duty and tells stories about causes for when the engines were almost or running late. After the last story, a silver car pulled up and the window rolled down to reveal it was Edd. Jackie was very surprised that Edd was driving and Edd explained that he had entered the Evancho residence to check up on Maggie and heard Jackie's message on the answering machine. Edd was in DEEP shock and horror to hear Jackie's predicament and had wanted to keep his car as well as having received his driver's license at a young age a surprise from her and unexpectedly, this was the time for her to have found out. As Edd drives Jackie home, she performed "Coming Home".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Better Late Than Never (repeat)
 * 2) Wrong Road (repeat)
 * 3) Woolly Bear (repeat)
 * 4) A Bad Day for Harold (repeat)
 * 5) The Grand Opening (repeat)

Song

 * Coming Home (Cover by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins with Jackie exiting the stadium her latest concert was held)
 * Jackie: *happy sigh* I love to perform, but like any musician, I look forward to a quiet night at home after a long day of performing. Carmichael should be here any minute.
 * (10 minutes go by)
 * Jackie: Where IS Carmichael?!
 * (Just then, Jackie's cell phone rang)
 * Jackie: *gasp* It's him! (answers) Hello? Carmichael? Where are you?
 * Carmichael (on the other line): Miss Evancho?
 * Jackie: Yes. Carmichael, why aren't you here to pick me up yet? I could be late for home arrival!
 * Carmichael: I'm terribly sorry, Miss Evancho. My limbo broke down and I had to call for a towtruck to haul it to the nearest repair garage. I'm afraid I'll be here quite late. Might I recommend you call for another ride?
 * Jackie: I'm sorry to hear about your limbo, Carmichael. I will, bye! (hangs up) *exhales* Well, the nearest bus stop is anywhere, but near here and I can't just wait for a bus to come! It could take too long! (dials her parents' home phone which goes to the answering machine)
 * Answering Machine (Michael Evancho): Hello, you've reached the Evancho house. We're sorry we are unable to reach you at the minute, please leave a message after the beep and we will get back to you. Thanks! (beep)
 * Jackie: *exhale* [in her mind] The family must still be out for dinner as Dad texted me before Carmichael picked me up this morning. [out loud for the answering machine] Hi, Mom and Dad, it's me, Jackie. I just finished my latest concert, but unfortunately, Carmichael's limbo broke down and I'm stranded here! Whenever you get back from dinner, I am in DEAR NEED of a ride home! Please call me back when you get this message and are on your way. Thank you! (hangs up)
 * (Timmy appears 16 inches tall in his Conductor's uniform)
 * Timmy: Hey, Jackie! What's up?!
 * Jackie: Oh, Timmy! I'm so glad to see you! I just finished my concert, but because of Carmichael's out-of-service limbo and my family being out at dinner back in Peach Creek, I'm stranded here!
 * Timmy: Oh my gosh! That's a real pickle! I'd help you home myself with my magic gold dust, but there's only enough to get me back to Shining Time Station. I'm looking after the place for the night while Mr. Conductor is on sandman duty! And my fairies would help, but Cosmo and Wanda are at a Fairy World meeting while Poof is being watched by Mama Cosma.
 * Jackie: *exhales in worry* How could this be any more unfortunate?! My folks, siblings and even Pomeranian dog, Maggie will be so worried sick about me! T-Timmy...I'm scared.
 * Timmy: Don't be, Jackie! Sometimes, a lot of good can come out of being late! Remember the time when Thomas was angry about the bigger engines being late and Bertie was a bragging jerk and Thomas soon had to lend him some help?!
 * Jackie: Oh, yes, Timmy. Could you tell me that one again? Maybe some Thomas stories would keep me calm.
 * Timmy: Totally! I'll fill you right in! (blows whistle and "Better Late Than Never" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "The Grand Opening")
 * Timmy: Ya see? Even though Skarloey was late, Sir Topham Hatt ironically made it on time and even gave the little engine a break and the grand opening was a total success!
 * Jackie: Thanks for keeping me company AND keeping me calm with your stories, Timmy. But now it's REALLY late! What if my parents are unable to come pick me up?! Just the thought of being stranded here is...terrible! *tear comes from her eye*
 * Timmy: Aw, Jackie, I'm so sorry! I really wish I could help you home! I wish-
 * (suddenly, a silver car pulls up; horn beeping in unison)
 * Timmy: Hey! I recognize that car! Later, Jackie! (disappears)
 * Jackie: Huh?! Timmy, wait!
 * (Just then, the window rolls down to reveal a WORRIED and tear-filled Edd)
 * Edd (worried/relieved/sobbing tone; tears in his eyes): Turtledove!!!! Thank heavens you're alright!
 * Jackie: Eddward?! You're...you're...DRIVING?! But h...how did you know where I was?!
 * Edd: *wipes a tear* You see, Dear, I had gone into your folks' house to bring Maggie home to YOUR house while you were at your concert and your family was still out so when I heard your message on the answering machine, I KNEW I had to do something! So after dropping Maggie off at your house, I rushed to my new car, looked up where your latest concert was on my mobile internet browser, and typed in the very location on my GPS. Then I informed your family of the situation and ASSURED them you would be in good hands!
 * Jackie: *sniffles; sobbing tone* Bless you so much, Eddward...!!!
 * Edd: Please, enter my car, love.
 * (Jackie does so and fastens her seatbelt)
 * (Edd then begins his and Jackie's journey home)
 * Jackie: Eddward! I...It's just...I can't believe you're driving!
 * Edd: Well dear, prior to the events of receiving my driver's license at a young age, I used to stress to my fellows that we're too young to drive. (references to the EENE episode, "Will Work for Ed" and the movie, "Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy's Big Picture Show") HOWEVER, after my Uncle Denny heard how well I drove back at the Big River Raceway (referring to the episode, "Pedal to the Ed-al") he assured the Driver's Ed school I enrolled in that I was certified for attendance and sure enough after tackling ALL there is to know with driving on actual public roads and whatnot, I FINALLY received my license! And at an early age as well! Oh, happy day it was! I had wanted to keep it a surprise for our next date, why, I even texted Timmy a picture to show him the kind of car I got.
 * Jackie: So THAT'S why he said he recognized it! He was keeping me company until you arrived here and he said so!
 * Edd: Do tell. And when your folks weren't home and Carmichael's limbo broke down as you made known on the answering machine, I just COULDN'T do nothing! And what kind of boyfriend would I be if I hadn't returned the favor for you the time you rescued me from that HORRID blizzard?! (referring to the episode, "Walking in the Ed") Or the time I fell off my bike and couldn't move?! (referring to the episode, "My Ed Won't Start!")
 * Jackie: Eddward...thank you! ...(suddenly gasps in fear and tears up)
 * Edd (concerned): Jackie? Dear, what's wrong...?!
 * Jackie (tears in her eyes;sobbing tone): It's just...*sadly gasps in fear*...while Timmy kept me company, Carmichael AND my folks called me from separate repair garages saying that Timmy's Uncle, Officer Robert Barone (from Everybody Loves Raymond) told them some of their gas was secretly stolen by a man named Vinnie Raton and his accomplice before either of them could even come pick me up! *sadly gasps in fear*
 * Edd: *gasps in horror* EDDY has an Uncle NAMED Vinnie Raton! Of all the abhorrent...! Rudy, Penny and Snap told me about the awful man Vinnie Raton is. How he's rich, demanding, cares only of himself and does HORRID things for more money JUST LIKE EDDY WITH HIS SCAMS! (scene flashes us back to various Chalkzone episodes where Edd narrated over the black and white footage) He, along with his brother who works in maintenance were to demolish the school Rudy's parents went to as children where a love note from Rudy's father to his mother was still in the building. Luckily, they retrieved it before the school WAS demolished AND Vinnie even attempted to make a bigger fortune by turning Chalkzone into a theme park! (reference to the Chalkzone episode, "Hole in the Wall") He also poached Rudy's portable chalkboard and released Chalkzone civilians into Plainsville AND along with another enemy of our Plainsville friends, Terry Bouffant, teamed up to steal Rudy's chalk and EXPOSE Chalkzone! Thankfully, his evil plans always failed or Chalkzone would have been under his control or worse, NO MORE to this day! (referring to the Chalkzone episodes, "Follow the Bouncing Bag" and "Snap Vs. Boorat")
 * (Scene flashes us back to Edd and Jackie in Edd's car again)
 * Jackie: What a horrible man! Timmy being low on his magic gold dust, the nearest bus stop being too far AND Timmy's fairies being unavailable while Mr. Conductor's on sandman duty were ALL pure luck for him...but Vinnie came VERY close to his goal! As if fate was on HIS side!
 * Edd: Rest assured, dear, Vinnie WILL face consequences in prison! Don't you worry, my dear!
 * Jackie: *sniffles; wipes her tears away* Thank you, Hon...(in her mind) Little does Edd know, this was EDDY'S doing since yesterday when he and Ed boarded the bus to Cow and Chicken's house...(scene flashes us back to yesterday in black and white)
 * (Jackie is wakling down the sidewalk minding her own business when waterwater balloons [similar to the ones from the EENE episode, "Virt-Ed-Go"] are thrown from Eddy [off-screen] but missed Jackie as she dodged every one as they hit the sidewalk instead)
 * Eddy: Better pray you don't get stranded tomorrow after your concert, Ev-nobo! And if you do...don't worry! Your boy toy is SAFE AND SOUND with ME! (foreshadowing the episode, "Safe and Ed")
 * Ed (waving): Hello, pretty Ev-angel!
 * Eddy (grabs Ed by his neck): Don't make chit-chat with her, Lumpy! SHE'S the enemy! [releases Ed who fell to the floor of the bus with a grunt] (to Jackie) REMEMBER, Ev-nacho...YOU'VE been warned! Keep your mitts off my Sockhead...OR ELSE! (laughs evilly as the bus departs leaving Jackie sadly gasping as tears poured down her face; Eddy's evil laughter echoes as we flashback to Jackie and Edd in Edd's car)
 * Jackie (in her mind): Eddy heard of my concert the following evening yesterday and told his uncle to strand me! Edd needs to know the REAL Eddy sooner than ever now! It's only a matter of time before he REALLY hurts Edd! *voice cracks and cries in her mind* Grounding Eddy hasn't stopped him from interfering with our love life OR Edd's bright future! But their "friendship" WILL come to an end soon enough! (foreshadowing the episode, "The Truth Comes Ed") [out loud] Thank you again for picking me up! I better text my folks and tell them...I'm coming home. They'll want to know I'm on my way back to the cul-de-sac.
 * Edd: *happy sigh* Please do, dear. With the rain on its way, they wouldn't want the thought of you stranded in the rain on their consciences had I not informed them before driving out to come get you. *in his mind* Just the thought to never hear her beautiful singing again, would be the day all joy in my life died. Thank you, Uncle Denny for enrolling me in Driver's Ed school...!
 * (Jackie then performs "Coming Home" set to hers and Edd's long car ride home where the rain began to fall)
 * (Episode ends with the rain having ended along with the silhouette of Edd dropping Jackie off as they kiss goodnight and Jackie enters her house.)

Plot

 * Edd was supposed to go to Jackie's house the following evening, but he gets injured in Eddy's backfired surfing scam meant for Jimmy (as seen in "Gimme Gimme Never Ed"). Lisa saw the scene in horror and dialed 911 on her iPhone for an ambulance to get Edd to the hospital. While poor Edd was sad in his hospital bed, thinking that Jackie would be upset with him for not coming over that night, Timmy (16 inches tall and in his Conductor suit) tries soothing Edd by telling him stories about engines who had accidents with freight cars. At the end after Timmy left to have his date night with Bubbles, an EXTREMELY worried Jackie (with tears in her eyes) came into the room and by Edd's bedside to calm him down, and to show that she was really worried about him. Jackie decided it was the RIGHT time to reveal the REAL Eddy, and she DID. Edd managed to LISTEN to Jackie and wake up from his trance of being associated with Eddy. Edd bawled out of guilt, and Jackie comforted him, feeling RELIEVED and pleased that she FINALLY woke Edd up. She then revealed ALL of Eddy's bad guy colliusions, shocking Edd in extreme HORROR. Edd began to cry again in both pain and guilt (for mistakenly being Eddy's friend), then Jackie spoke to him once again to sooth him, then she performed (while rubbing her hand on Edd's head softly) "Safe And Sound", calming Edd down and now realized he had a REAL friend to look up to (referring to Jackie), and not a backstabber like Eddy.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James in a Mess (repeat)
 * 2) The Spotless Record (repeat)
 * 3) Trouble for Thomas (repeat)
 * 4) Percy Takes The Plunge (repeat)
 * 5) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (repeat)

Song

 * Safe and Sound (cover by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with Edd trying to instruct Jimmy in Jimmy's kiddie pool during Eddy's "Surf School" scam like in the EENE episode, "Gimme Gimme Never Ed")
 * Edd (in unison to Jimmy panicking and straining): That's it, Jimmy. Now distribute your weight... balance...
 * Jimmy: That tickles!
 * Edd: Yes... now try standing.
 * Jimmy: Don't let me fall! *gets up while panicking and straining* Hot diggity-dog, I'm surfing!
 * Eddy: Not quite there, "mini-kahuna", but if you're brave enough, we at Ed's Surf School will teach you how to *hits Ed (as a vending machine)* flip the lid, hang 10, and shave the barrel, for an additional fee of course. *opens a soda can* Can you handle it?
 * Jimmy: I'm stoked! Teach me! Teach me! *suddenly the board he was on nearly capsizes* *shrieks* Don't let go! Don't let go! [while clinging to Edd in unison]
 * Edd (while straining): I wouldn't think of it, Jimmy!
 * Eddy: Check out THESE moves, Jimmy boy! *shows off his surfing moves as he did in the EENE episode "Gimme Gimme Never Ed".
 * Edd (in his mind): Thankfully, I won't be putting up with this when I go to Jackie's house for dinner tonight, driving in my new car Uncle Denny bought me last week after receiving my driver's license the same week. If it wasn't for him, I'd have never rescued her when Carmichael and Jackie's parents had their gas stolen from Eddy's dreadful Uncle Vinnie and his accomplice. Who knows what could have happened to her?! (referring to the episode, "Picking Up is Hard to Do")
 * Eddy: Easy as 1, 2, 3! *snaps his fingers* Ed! We need the waves!
 * Jimmy: Waves?!
 * Edd: Purely metaphorical, Jimmy. What Eddy means is--.
 * Jimmy: *screams* Help!!!!
 * Ed (while jumping): Ready or not, here I am!!!! *pounces on Edd and Jimmy, causing them to fly and break the fence, and Eddy follows out*
 * Eddy: Hey, Jimmy boy, like Ed's surf's school--?
 * Edd (voice only): OUCH! *scene cuts to Edd injured on the ground* (in extreme pain): Oh, I can't move! Eddy! Assistance please?! *cries in extreme pain* *scene cuts to Lisa watching the melee*
 * Eddy: You're just a wuss, Sockhead!
 * Lisa: *gasps* Oh, no! I gotta dial for an ambulance! *dials 911 on her cellphone*
 * Ed (as Lisa was on the phone / in unison to Edd crying hysterically): Double-D, are you alright?! Speak to me, Double-D!!!!
 * Edd (out of pain): JUST GET AWAY FROM ME, ED!!!! I'M IN SUCH PAIN!!!! *cries hysterically*
 * Ed: *screams as he runs away*
 * Eddy (while running after Ed): Ed, where are you going?! WE HAVE A SCAM TO DO!!!!
 * Lisa (on the phone): *sighs in relief* Thank you so much! I'll see you all when you get here! *hangs up, and runs to Edd*
 * Lisa: EDDWARD! EDDWARD! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!!!!!
 * Edd (in pain): NO, LISA!!!! I'M NOT!!! *cries in pain*
 * Lisa: Don't worry, paramedics are on the way to take you to the hospital!
 * Edd (crying in pain): Bless you so much, Lisa!!!! *scene fades into Edd's room in the hospital at night*
 * Edd: Ohhh...curse the consequences of Eddy's actions and his recycled scam...! If he hadn't made Ed jump knowing how much of a wave he would create, I wouldn't be so SEVERELY impaired! No one even had gotten a chance to see me like this, and I'm deeply afraid Jackie would be cross with me for not notifying her on my cellular phone that I couldn't have dinner all because of Eddy injuring me and ending me up in the hospital. *sad sigh* I just don't want her to think that it was my own fault.
 * (Timmy appears 16 inches tall and in his Conductor uniform)
 * Timmy: Hey, Double-Dude.
 * Edd: Timmy? What a pleasant surprise! But where's Mr. Conductor?
 * Timmy: He's away visiting his sister. She had a bit of a flying accident and needs the attention of the Conductor family. So I'm filling in for him at Shining Time Station until he comes back.
 * Edd: Bless you, Timmy! *tears up* I'm so sad and afraid that Jackie would be cross with me for not notifying her through text messaging that I couldn't make it to dinner tonight all because I was rushed to the hospital due to injuries suffered in an accident earlier today.
 * Timmy: Oh, man, that's rough.
 * Edd: The gall of that Eddy! He's responsible for hospitalizing me in the first place!
 * Timmy: Wait. Dorky?!
 * Edd: Him and his nefarious scams!!!!
 * Timmy: You can say that again, Double-Dude. At least you're sorry about missing dinner with Jackie. I doubt Eddy's even the least bit sorry for hospitalizing ya. It's just like those no-good freight cars!
 * Edd: I must agree, Timmy. Those rapscallions. Do you have time to tell me about them? As a therapeutic treatment?
 * Timmy: Totally, Edd. I have an hour before meeting Bubbles for our date. Anyway, remember when James was a jerk to Toby and Henrietta and even had the guts to boss the cars around?! That's when it all led to his accident. I'll fill you in! (blows whistle and "James in a Mess" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Rusty Helps Peter Sam")
 * Edd: My.... how awful.... It's a good thing Sir Topham Hatt knew Peter Sam was innocent, and found Sir Handel guilty for the melee.
 * Timmy: Not only that, Double-Dude, but Rusty felt worried about Peter Sam and helped him. As a matter of fact, EVERYBODY but Sir Handel felt worried about him and cared for him.
 * Edd (calmly / while tearing up): *sad sigh* I'm still afraid that Jackie would be cross with me.
 * Timmy: She won't be angry with you, Edd. I'm sure she'll understand why you couldn't come to dinner. *looks at his watch* And speaking of dinner, I gotta pick up Bubbles so that we can have our date at that famous Italian restaurant! Bye! *disappears*
 * Edd (sadly): Bye, Timmy. *sad sigh* No one visited me today but Timmy, now what's next? Jackie being cross with me all because I couldn't make it to dinner? *sobs* *suddenly, he hears the door crack open* *recovers from sobbing and encounters an extremely sad and worried Jackie (wearing her purse)* *sad gasp* (stutters) J-J-Jackie?
 * Jackie (in a sad way / in tears): Hi, Double-Dear. When I didn't get a text you were running late, I thought you were walking out on me! *sits by Edd's bedside* (In a tearful, soft crying way) Oh my gosh, look at you! *sobs on Edd*
 * Edd: Oh, Turtledove! I was afraid you would be cross with me for missing our dinner date!
 * Jackie (in a sad way / with tears in her eyes): Cross with you? *sad gasps* I'm actually WORRIED about you. Lisa told me what had happened to you earlier today. I'm just glad you're okay, Double-D-light! I could never show anger towards you!. *sad gasps*
 * Edd (tears up in unison): I'm so thankful, dear!
 * Jackie (in a sad way / with tears in her eyes): You're my boyfriend, Edd. AND my ONE AND ONLY! NOBODY can EVER replace you in my life!!! (tears up while struggling) Also...*nervously chokes* I can't say it...
 * Edd: What's the matter, sweetheart? What did you need to tell me? I promise it will only between us. I believe in everything you tell me.
 * Jackie (in tears): (in her mind / while shuddering nervously): What if Edd DOESN'T believe me?! No, he HAS to! He WILL! He trusts me in EVERY and REAL word I mean by what I say! (out loud) *shudders in fear, then speaks* Edd, I need you to follow my advice VERY IMPORTANTLY and I mean MORE than EVER! You MUSTN'T, I repeat MUSTN'T be friends with that...Eddy! *voice cracks*
 * Edd: I-I don't understand. Throughout my life, Eddy, Ed and I were always close friends.
 * Jackie (sadly / with tears in her eyes): No, Edd. ED is a close friend. A TRUE friend. Eddy is NOT a true friend, Eddy is a BULLY and HIDES his true evil personality. Eddy's always been HORRIBLE to you, Edd! (in unison, various clips show of Eddy's abuse towards Edd) HE was the reason why the Kankers stalk and seduce you and Ed! HE was the one who blackmailed you to help Ed escape TWICE, but the second time I, along with Mr. Conductor helped you to tell his father about his actions FOR THE RIGHT REASONS and HE ended up grounded himself! HE was the one who poured an ENTIRE bag of sugar into the jug of "En-O-Gee" drinks TWICE while you weren't looking when he had you and Ed do the very scam both times causing you to go on an INSANE sugar rush, leaving you with in your words "a very painful headache" and the second time, I came to your aid and healed your HORRIBLE headache! HE was the one, thanks to his newspaper scam, that caused you to encounter the little vicious dog that gave you your now cured "dog phobia" had it not been for me and MY dog, Maggie. HE was the one who made Ed destroy your backyard TWICE and the second time I had to call I.M Weasel to repair your backyard and give you the BEST insurance coverage ANYONE can ask for! HIS JEALOUSY was the reason why you, along with Ed got hurt after his "rocket car" scam went wrong when Ed's bad acting caused Kevin to crack, and deliberately overloaded the popcorn machine, sending you all down the dangerous ramp! I had to reassure you when you secretly opted out of scam (white-lying to Eddy that he had to use the restroom) the 2nd time he wanted to do the rocket-car scam, and you told me about that past experience, and when he found you with me and verbally abused me in front of you, I stood up to him and told him he DID break a record.... a record of most UNSUCCESFUL scams done and lies told more than anybody worldwide, and Eddy threw a vicious tantrum! We had to run to the safety of my home in order to avoid an angry Eddy taking you away from me, and I won a tug-of war midway into my door after out-strengthening Eddy! HE made things worse when Ed was in a hostile mood, and all he did was name-call and taunt him! Worse, he refused to help Ed nor realize that the pebble in his shoe was the cause of his bad mood which resulted in him smacking Ed SO hard that he destroyed the playground! The second time Ed was in a bad mood, Ed almost MAULED me when me and Karen tried to remove the pebble from his shoe in order to tame him! I had to chase Eddy away when he insulted Karen, Ed for a second time that day, and yelled at you to get away from me! HE was the one who demanded Ed to throw your house on you when Ed LITERALLY flashed back to when you were all just small infants, only to make you forget you KNEW me! Luckily, Mr. Conductor's Cousin traveled backward in time to when that happened and brought you forward in time to me and allow me to refresh your memories! HE was the one who threatened to throw your hat, Mr. Conductor's gold dust, and Ed's uni-brow down the sewer over his lost magazines! HE was the reason the whole cul-de-sac alienated you and Ed! HE was the reason why you always got beaten by all the kids in the cul-de-sac without it being your own fault! HE was the reason why Kevin calls you "Double-Dweeb"! HE was the one who abandoned you in the chicken drive in a vicious storm and attempted to nearly receive his free jawbreakers but was unsuccessful! HE was the one who made a sham and embarrassment out of you when you were to ask me to the Valentine's Day Dance! HE was UNSUPPORTIVE of your safety club idea and made you look like a sham in front of Jimmy and with my advice I was able to make you convince him that YOU are a safe and well-meaning person UNLIKE Eddy! HE was never considerate when you needed to rest, and forced you to work on "Ed's Sea Ranch" TWICE, and the second time, I had to rescue you and outrun him to my house so I could put you in MY bed to sleep in! HE was the one who THREE TIMES refused to let you use his shower when your bathroom was being renovated and snapped embarrassing photos of you the first two times! But I allowed you to use MY shower the third time when it happened! HE was the one who abandoned you on the sidewalk when you couldn't move out of exhaustion and illness, and I had to come to your aid and heal you back to GOOD health! HE was the one who constantly attacked me in front of you and lied about me so he can hurt you emotionally inside! And HE was the one who USES you and Ed as his henchmen so that he can take advantage of you, bully you, and manipulate you to construct his low budget scams, ONLY TO MAKE YOU WALLOW IN MISERY!!!! *echoes, and the scene fades back to Edd and Jackie in the hospital* *pants sadly and in fear/worry* I am NOTHING LIKE Eddy, sweetie. I AM a friend, a REAL friend. I always have been *in unison, more tears drop from her eyes on Edd* and I would never abandon a friend for money or jawbreakers! *sad gasps* (referring to "Don't Rain on My Ed") (in a scared crying way) I am not lying, Edd. I am telling you the TRUTH about Eddy. I FEEL your pain. No one else in the cul-de-sac understands you and feels your pain the way I do! I AM a friend who loves, understands, and cares for you, and I never wanted you to suffer from being associated with that MONSTER Eddy, again! Eddy is the devil in disguise. PLEASE wake u-u-up.... I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP every night WORRYING about you being abused by Eddy, *sad gasps* (in a sobbing way) and it HURTS MY poor, kind, honest, loving heart to see and witness you being manipulated and abused by him. PLEASE believe me, Double-D..... *scene cuts to Edd gasping slowly at Jackie, then cuts to a closeup to Jackie's sad blue eyes (with bits of her hair showing) dropping tears, then cuts back to Edd.*
 * Edd (in a crying/ bawling way / with tears in his eyes / after we see scenes from Edd's abuse from Eddy): *stutters* I NOW REALIZE, JACKIE!!!! (hysterically) AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! I'M AWAKE!!!! I I'M AWAAAAAKE!!!! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDS WITH THAT DEVIL, EDDY SKIPPER MCRICH!!!! HE USED ME!!!! HE GAVE ME SO MUCH PAIN IN MY LIFE!!!! NO WONDER WHY HE HATED YOU AND TRIED ATTACKING YOU IN AND OUT MY PERSPECTIVE VIEW!!!! NO WONDER WHY HE HAD ED SLAM MY HOUSE ON ME AGAIN WHEN ED FLASHED US BACK FROM WHEN I MET THEM TWO THE SECOND TIME!!!! YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM, JACKIE!!!! YOU WERE RIIIIGHT!!!! *bawls loudly as he did in the EENE episode, "A Case Of Ed" but more hysterical and hard*
 * Jackie (calmly, as she was calming him down): (in her head) YES!!!! YES!!!! I DID IT!!!! Edd now sees the light!!!! Timmy's advice worked!!!! My poor baby is safe now!!!! (out loud) *while calmly hugging Edd's and rubbing him to calm him down* It's ok, Edd. Please calm down..... (in unison, his loud bawling softens and turns into the way Edd cried in the EENE episode, "Fa La La La Ed"* *shushes him calmly* *in unison, Edd sobs get more softer as Jackie rubs him, hugs him tightly, and shushes him calmly* I'm here.... Your mistreatment, pain and sorrow are over.... *Edd slowly stops crying after Jackie's soothing* sadly gasps as he looked at Jackie*
 * Jackie: You're always safe and sound with me close to you, and I'll never let Eddy hurt you or use you again.
 * Edd (in tears / thanking and praising Jackie for waking him up from Eddy's manipulation): Jackie, I feel like SUCH A TRUE FOOL for NOT seeing the REAL person Eddy is!!!! (sadly gasps)
 * Jackie (kindly): That's because until I came along, Eddy had you convinced that he was your "pal" and the reason why the other kids in the cul-de-sac ALWAYS alienated you and Ed was because they ALWAYS alienated EDDY! I HAD to put an end to your "friendship" with that, as Rolf would say, "scoundrel!"
 * Edd (in tears): Bless you, Jackie! A thousand times, BLESS YOU!
 * Jackie (in tears): Thank you, Double-D. And I need to tell you something you NEVER knew that Eddy did to you. You need to know this.
 * Edd (sadly / in tears): What did that evil rapscallion do that I never was acknowledged about?
 * Jackie (nervously / in tears): *nervous gulp* Remember when the RowdyRuff boys captured you in that now-destroyed "good-guy" prison? (in reference to the episode, "The Ed-Shank Redemption")
 * Edd (sadly / in tears): Indeed I remember that dreadful time I was falsely imprisoned by those rapscallions of villains and you found out from Rudy about the good guy prison that you then told Timmy and Jimmy Neutron that I was in that Timmy guided me through and I had to crawl a mile in an unsanitary drain pipe to escape without being caught.
 * Jackie (nervously / in tears): Well, look who came up with that idea.... *shows Edd her phone, showing Eddy's incriminating text to Mojo Jojo*
 * Eddy (voice only / Edd reading): YO, MOJO! *slowly gasps in horror (the way Spongebob did in the "Spongebob Squarepants" episode, "Naughty Nautical Neighbors") as he continued to read* I don't want that Jackie Ev-nobo girl to see Sockhead when she moves onto the cul-de-sac and reveal the REAL me to everyone, especially Sockhead! If Sockhead finds out the real me because of that squeaky-singing little runt, I am RUINED and no one but stupid Ed would construct my scams for jawbreakers! That Jackie Ev-nobo girl makes me sick! I need you to send our RowdyRuff Boys to capture Sockhead, put him in our good-guy dungeon and leave him there until Ev-nobo and her stupid family decides to move away from Peach Creek! Then bring him back here when that miserable little brat, Jackie moves away from the cul-de-sac! STAT!
 * Mojo Jojo (voice only / Edd reading): That sounds like a great plan, McRich! I will text the RowdyRuff Boy's now, and EVIL WILL TRIUMPH!!!! MHWA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
 * Eddy (voice only / Edd reading): Perfect...! Ev-nobo won't lay her greasy hands on my Sockhead! Because she won't FIND him and NEVER WILL!!! MWHA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!
 * Edd (in horror / in tears / about Eddy being associated with the bad guys secretly throughout their friendship): I...(sadly gasps in shock and disbelief) Eddy?!..... in C-C-COLLUSION?! I HAD NO IDEA!!!! He's friends with ENEMIES of our FRIENDS?!!!
 * Jackie (sadly / tears): It's true, Edd! He's with THEM!
 * Edd (sadly / crying): Of all the heartless....souless....Eddy's no TRUE FRIEND, Jackie...Eddy is a TRUE FIEND!!!!
 * Jackie (sadly): Another thing, Edd, is that Eddy COLLUDED with Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda that night when you, me, Ed and the Urban Rangers had our respective campsites destroyed by them! (Shows them the video Timmy gave her in the episode, "Night of the Living Ed" on her iPhone)
 * (Scene shows security footage of the Anti-Fairy prison in Fairy World)
 * (Eddy suddenly appears by magic; Edd gasps)
 * Eddy: Hey! Anti-Cosmo! Anti-Wanda!
 * Anti-Cosmo: I say, whoever are you?
 * Anti-Wanda: And where's the rest of your hair?! You got tails for hair?! (goofy laugh)
 * Eddy: Long story, but anyway, I got this guy I call Sockhead-
 * Anti-Wanda: A guy with a sock for a head?! I want to see that!
 * Anti-Cosmo: Oh, pish-posh, dear! He must wear one of those so-called beanie caps on his head.
 * Eddy: Whoa. You ARE the opposite of Twerper's green-haired fairy! (referring to Timmy and Cosmo) Anyway, you're just the guys I need. Heard from a helpful source that Sockhead is bringing his crush, someone I call Ev-Nacho on a date into the woods over in my hometown, Peach Creek where these nerdos, The Urban Rangers are going for a campout too! Since I'm grounded and I gotta be back in my room before my dad finds out I'm gone, I want one of you to scare Sockhead and Ev-Nobo, that's my other name for her, so bad with your black magic that Sockhead won't be able to comfort her and Ev-Nacho will go running for the hills and NEVER fall for Sockhead while one of you gives the Urban Rangers a scare so bad, ol' Rolfie won't go "Belly Button Eater" on me again and wreck their campsites too!
 * Anti-Wanda: I LOVE eatin' my belly button! I can make it appear on my belly again after I eat it over and over again as much as I want!
 * Anti-Cosmo: Oh, Anti-Wanda, I do love you so much, but you are such a twit! It's a deal...?
 * Eddy: Call me McRich. Eddy McRich!
 * Anti-Cosmo: Ooooh! What a DELICIOUS name!
 * Anti-Wanda: Do you have a caramel center in you?! (laughs goofy)
 * Anti-Cosmo: Never mind her...but how do you expect to bust us out!?
 * Eddy: I got THAT plan covered too! (video ends abruptly)
 * Edd (sadly): So Eddy WAS responsible for the same actions! And THAT'S what Timmy needed you alone with him for?!
 * Jackie (in tears): Exactly, Edd. You'll also never believe who came up with the idea to frame Rachie.... *plays the audio clip on her phone*
 * Eddy (voice only / on Jackie's phone): YO! SEDUSA! I have a dirty job for you!
 * Sedusa (voice only / on Jackie's phone): What is the dirty job, Skipper?! Better be a good one!
 * Eddy (voice only / on Jackie's phone): I don't want that Jackie Ev-nobo girl and her stupid family to wake Sockhead up and find out the REAL me! And I don't want Ed to be the one always building my scams, since he RUINS them! So what I want you to do is dress up like that stupid Rachel Ev-Nacho sister, and rob the KWIK-E-MART, and imitate her voice, too! So Rachel Ev-nobo will go to jail instead of you, because Chief Wiggum is so stupid! Ooh! And bring the money to me so I can buy us a truckload of jawbreakers!
 * Sedusa (voice only / on Jackie's phone): Sounds like a brillant idea. Skipper! And lets hope those stupid Powerpuff Girls don't find me out AGAIN and arrest me yet again!
 * Eddy (voice only / on Jackie's phone): Oh, don't worry! Those Powder-Puff Brats won't even be here to witness! They are on the Island Of Soda on family vacation with the stupid Professor and their lame-o teacher Ms. Keane! *both laugh evilly*
 * Edd (in horror): *gasps slowly in horror* E-E-E-EDDY planned the robbery...? He-He-He-HE was the one who plotted to frame poor Rachel using SEDUSA?! (in reference to the episode, "I Didn't Do Ed!") That.... that.... EVILDOER!!!!!
 * Jackie (sadly): Right, Edd! Also,remember that BIG scare on the Island of Sodor? Well, EDDY was the one who told his evil brother to tie Karen to the rails on the Island Of Sodor! And they COLLUDED with Mr. Conductor's DOUBLE! Mr. Double was also the one who told Eddy of our camp-out, transported him to Fairy World, busted Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda out AND transported Eddy's Brother to Sodor with the kidnapped Karen! (reference to the episodes, "Night of the Living Ed" and "Runaway Ed!")
 * Edd: (frightened/in tears) *gasps loudly in horror* EDDY?! C-C-Colluding with Mr. Conductor's D-D-DOUBLE?!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!! *sad gasps* What a.. T-T-T-TURNCOAT!!!! And HIS BROTHER?! They must be on better terms since Ed and I first met him AND when his older brother visited Shining Time Station! (referring to "Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy's Big Picture Show" and the EENEVSTS episode, "One of the Family") I AM GLAD YOU RESCUED ME FROM THOSE TWO-TIMING TRAITORS!!!!
 * Jackie: (sadly/in tears): Another thing, Edd, is that Eddy COLLUDED with Jimmy Neutron's evil clone! This footage was found on a hidden camera Jimmy had installed on a duplicate jetpack backpack he made just in case his evil clone stole it and came in contact with Eddy! (shows him the video she, Timmy and Jimmy watched as seen in the episode, "Honey, I Shrunk the Ed" on her iPhone where Evil Jimmy was loitering and writing graffiti reading "Jimmy Neutron Was Here!" when Eddy came along)
 * (Edd [voice only] gasps in disbelief watching the video's footage)
 * Eddy: Hey, Anti-Neutron! I got some business for ya!
 * Evil Jimmy: What do ya want, McRich?
 * Eddy: I need Sockhead for a scam! But he's always with that Ev-Nacho chick who's tryin' to expose me and there's people out there that know the real me that she's told too! I can feel it! Since you'll want first dibs on it, what I want you to do is steal your goody-goody double's shrink ray and use it on Ev-Nobo to safe my rep and Sockhead for me to do my scam! Whoever comes first! And in return, have all the fun you want shrinking anyone you AND I both hate! ESPECIALLY that Ev-Nobo chick!
 * Evil Jimmy: Nice plan, McRich. It would be an honor doing evil with you!
 * Eddy: Perfect! (the two shake hands)
 * Evil Jimmy Clone: After I get your brainy friend, I'll shrink our other enemies who are no-bad good guys too! Once they're too small, evil will rule both NASCAR AND the world! The future of Team FASTEX will be dry! It'll be nothin', but Team REXCOR! (foreshadowing the "2000 NASCAR Fantasy Edition" wiki-series)
 * Eddy: I've always had more of an eye for REXCOR anyway, but I can't let Sockhead find out! Hey, and bring him back to normal size afterwards, will ya? I can't keep him small forever and I can't do the same scam forever either!
 * Evil Jimmy: Whatever your lack of heart desires, my friend! (he and Eddy laugh evilly)
 * (Video footage ends)
 * Edd: ...That...that...RAPSCALLION!
 * Jackie (sadly / in tears): EDDY was the one who told his Uncle Vinnie and his accomplice to STRAND me after my latest concert by stealing Carmichael and my folks' gas and you came to my rescue and brought me home! He had threatened me by attempting to pelt me with water balloons the day prior while he and Ed were on the bus to Cow and Chicken's house and told me I better pray I don't get stranded after my concert and to keep my hands off you or else...! *voice cracks* (reference to the episode, "Picking Up is Hard to Do")
 * Edd (frightened/in tears): *gasps in horror* T-t-t-that...BULLY! T-t-t-that...MALEVOLENT MONSTER!
 * Jackie (sadly / in tears): And lastly, Edd, the time he bullied your older brother Eddwin, when I stood up to him, PROMISING that I was going to "reveal his secret".... the secret was that during every school day he was secretly SPYING on Team Fastex for Garner Rexton, so he can know your team's EVERY move from beginning to end of the NASCAR Winston Cup Series season!
 * Edd (in EXTREME fright): OH, NOOOOOO!!!!! Mr. Fassler NEEDS to know about this! I will text him tomorrow about it! I should have suspected Eddy from the start!!!! No doubt he did that in an attempt to get rid of you in order for him to have me to himself again!!!! AND NO WONDER WHY HE BETRAYED EVERYBODY ON TEAM FASTEX!!!!*cries hysterically, and Jackie hugs him and shushes him calmly to calm him down slowly but surely*
 * Jackie (softly / kindly): Settle yourself, sweetie...it's alright...I'm just SO RELIEVED you now know the REAL Eddy and that your "friendship" with him was all A LIE...or in his case...A SCAM.
 * Edd (in tears / calmly): Bless you so much, Jackie. You saved my life, and I vow to be with you and follow your lead forever. *sniffles*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): You're very welcome, my dear love, and as long as you stay with me and never and I mean, NEVER go back with that heartless, traitorous monster Eddy and his evil brother, your life WILL change for the better- no, BEST! *hugs Edd, and kisses Edd on the cheek in tears And sobs, feeling more relieved than ever*
 * Edd (in tears): I WILL, Jackie, I'm happy you're by my side tonight and on a stronger note, me and Eddy ARE THROUGH! FINISHED! FINITO! Why? Because I am not tolerating his manipulation, traitorous behavior behind my back, infamous temper-tantrums, and fake-apologies anymore! And I never had forgotten the time he blackmailed me by threatening to post my number on the Kankers' front door, showed NO support for my Safety Club as well as made me look like a SHAM in front of Jimmy, (In reference to the EENE episode, "Look Before You Ed" and the episode, "Safety Comes Ed") along with the time he ABANDONED me when I fell off my bike twice and couldn't move! (referring to the episode, "My Ed Won't Start!") Luckily you came to my rescue and saved my life as the TRUE friend you are, even though I caught a dreadful cold. He also refused me the use of his shower THRICE and snapped embarrassing photos of my filth-covered state the first two times! But the third time when he didn't, you allowed me the use of YOUR shower and didn't do anything as cruel and heartless as taking an embarrassing photo of me FILTHY! NOR do you EVER do anything cruel or heartless! I ESPECIALLY haven't forgotten the times he told those INFAMOUS lies to me saying you were planning to set me up on our date when it was your birthday! AND now that I've been made aware that he hires accomplices to do his evil bidding, I will NEVER forget the time he had Mojo Jojo and the Rowdyruff Boys imprison me in the now-demolished "good guy" prison where I crawled through so much human waste in the unsanitary sewer pipes. Nor the time he had Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda frighen and destroy both ours AND the Urban Rangers' campsites! Or when he had his older brother attempt with Mr. Conductor's Double's help, to make Karen perish! As well as him colluding with Sedusa to frame poor Rachel in robbing the KWIK-E-MART, colluding with Jimmy Neutron's evil doppelganger to shrink me down to size all for a scam! Not to mention the second time he made Ed throw my parents' house onto me as a young infant all to pay him for his scam AND to forget you! AND the time with help from his Uncle Vinnie and his accomplice, attempted to STRAND you after your latest concert! All because he ALWAYS hated you! (referring to the episodes, "The Ed-Shank Redemption", "Won't You Be My Ed?", "Loose Lips Sink Eds", "Night of the Living Ed", "I Didn't Do Ed!", "Kahun-Ed", "Runaway Ed!", "Honey, I Shrunk the Ed", "Regarding Ed" and "Picking Up is Hard to Do" ) But you informed Timmy and Jimmy Neutron of my being imprisoned as well as helped me escape! We as a team rescued Karen and you rescued Thomas! You assured me and were truthful with your love for me like a REAL friend. AND healed my SHATTERED heart caused by his said lies!!!! AND if it wasn't for my STRONG love for you, OR my Uncle Denny having enrolled me in Driver's Ed School AND received my driver's license at an early age prior to the event, I'd have NEVER come to your rescue and brought you home!!!!!  *tears up and shakes in fear, but Jackie shushes him calmly as she put her hand on his forehead*
 * Jackie: *in unison, the short intro, "Safe And Sound" fades in* (while rubbing Edd) Don't worry, Edd. You're under my wing now. *sings "Safe And Sound" while rubbing Edd*
 * Edd: *in unison to Jackie singing and rubbing him, he falls asleep, and dreams of the times Jackie saved him from harm and hugged him letting him know he's safe with her*
 * Jackie (softly and calmly whispering / while hugging a sleeping Edd*: *finishes the song and hugs Edd while he was asleep and kisses him on the cheek* You're safe with me now, Double-D. You will see the BIGGEST difference of not being associated with Eddy, sweetie. I promise you and guarantee it. I love you so much with all my kind heart, sweetie. *episode ends with Jackie hugging Edd at his bedside*

Trivia

 * This episode marks Edd's official turn on Eddy.
 * Edd's turn on Eddy was never shown until the "2000 DAYTONA 500 Fantasy Edition" wiki, but discussed and foreshadowed in the next episode (Star Spangled Ed).

Plot

 * Edd, Jackie, Kevin, Rolf, Jimmy, Sarah, Jonny 2X4, Ed, the Powerpuff Girls,Timmy, Rudy, Penny, Bart, Bloo, Mac, Squidward Patrick, Sandy, Muriel and Courage were all at Jimmy's for a Fourth of July backyard barbeque party eating Fourth of July food at the table outside and chatting peacefully. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about escapes, decisions and right choices. After the last story and as night fell, Jackie decided to perform "God Bless America" and gesture everyone to join in singing and the fireworks came thanks to Mr. Conductor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Edward Helps Out (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Toby and the Flood (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) A Friend in Need (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * God Bless America (performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins in Jimmy's backyard at sunset, decorated beautifully in Patriotic-themed material for Fourth of July with the party already in progress and everyone having fun)
 * Kevin (while cooking / to himself): *sighs* Cooking on the barbie really can give you hot flashes, especially on the 4th Of July.
 * Sarah: Ed! Get your big butt off the sprinkler!
 * Ed: *sprays Sarah playfully, laughs, and runs to the table with the food*
 * Sarah: Oh, you!!!! *chases after Ed to the table*
 * Kevin: *mosquito buzzes on Kevin's nose* Huh?! *then Kevin flicks it (killing it as well) onto one of the hot dogs on the barbecue grill* Who's up for a dog?
 * (Suddenly, a ham lands onto the grill Kevin was cooking hot dogs on)
 * Kevin: Huh?
 * Rolf: Your mighty wieners are no match for Rolf's hunger.
 * Kevin: How long's this cook for?
 * Rolf: (lifts the ham) Done.
 * (At the table)
 * Muriel: Oh, you Powerpuff Girls are the sweetest things.
 * Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: Thank you, Muriel!
 * Bubbles: And your Courage is the cutest thing...well, next to my Timmy.
 * Timmy: Aw, thanks, Bubs. (the two kiss)
 * Muriel: If only Eustace could have come, but he'd rather read the paper, see a movie or go to the beach than be with his family. (reference to Eustace's activities in the "Courage the Cowardly Dog" episode, "Freaky Fred")
 * Courage: *snarls*
 * Bart: (eating a burger) Mmmm, don't these burgers hit the spot, Butter-babe?
 * Buttercup: Yeah! On the barbie is the way to go! And don't get me started on that girly, glossy, plastic freak! (obvious reference to Barbie) Anyway, I like these a lot better than those Krusty Burgers you introduced me to. Not that those aren't good too, that is.
 * Penny: It's just too bad Snap couldn't be here, Rudy.
 * Rudy: Ah, I'm sure Snap will have a fun Fourth of July in Chalkzone with Queen Rapsheeba. Especially since he'll be in charge of the fireworks. What a job!
 * Edd: Well, I'm certainly thankful that person I used to call a friend, Eddy isn't here. Jackie, I really must thank you for helping me see the truth in him. (referring to the previous episode,"Safe and Ed")
 * Jackie: I'm glad I did, dear. And the best part is he's serving his punishment for yelling and cussing at me again for revealing his TRUE side to you, turning you on him AND him having hospitalized you so horribly!
 * Edd: But I'm okay now, dear. *the two kiss*
 * Kevin (while bring more food to the table): Whoa, whoa, whoa, Double-D. You turned on Dorky?
 * Edd: Fortunately, yes, Kevin. Days after my recovery, I was to pick Jackie up for our date as well as dropping off food for her Pomeranian dog, Maggie, when he intruded on my driveway bringing another one of his various scams to my attention, but the fact he had no sympathy or gave no SINCERE apology for hospitalizing me AND that Jackie explained to me the TRUE Eddy, I let him have it. I told him EVERYTHING he's put me through my whole life! And that includes the 130 episodes, the 4 specials, the spin-off series, the movie, the crossover series at Shining Time Station and THIS series with our new friends. All the pain, the melee and the tragedy of his antics he's caused and put me through! And after ending my friendship with him, I ran him over with my car. It was a dish of justice served at the right temperature! And as I drove off, I heard and saw him throw one of his infamous temper-tantrums in my driveway.
 * Kevin: Whoa. You must have ranted at him pretty bad, and now after all these years, I officially take back calling you "Double-Dweeb". And by the way, I liked when you flattened the little dork in your driveway with your new car. *laughs* And you Double-D, are lucky enough to (in unison, pats Jackie on the shoulder multiple times) have a brave, pretty, sweet, and loyal chick like Jackie to wake you up and enjoy being with real friends, and not like Eddy. She can really keep you safe, and you made the RIGHT decision by listening to Jackie and turning on Dorky when you NEEDED to. (in unison, puts his hand on Edd's shoulder* I like you now, amigo.
 * Edd: Thank you so much, Kevin. (in his mind) My.... Jackie was RIGHT! Not being associated with that monster, Eddy IS proving a major difference in the cul-de-sac kids around me. They are LOVING me!!!! Thank you so much Jackie!!!! Bless you my dear guardian angel!!!!
 * Jackie: And THAT'S why you used to alienate Edd and Ed, Kevin. BECAUSE of Eddy. (in her head) Only thing to do now is get Ed to turn on Eddy, but a part of me tells me he WILL see the REAL Eddy eventually. (foreshadowing the episode, "The Finale" and Ed's full turn on Eddy in the "Thomas and the Magic Railroad Fantasy Crossover Edition" wiki) [out loud] Furthermore, not only did Eddy cause Edd pain, he yelled at me, used profane language at me, called me the HORRENDOUS "b" word (referring to the episode, "10-Pin Ed"), allowed the Kankers to terrorize me and Edd! (referring to the episode, "You Hurt My Eds!") Luckily now I ignore haters such as Eddy and the Kanker Sisters, showing I am more mature than them, thanks to Double-D. As I would say, love not hate. AND with help from his uncle, Vinnie Raton and his accomplice, who Rudy, Penny and Snap UNFORTUNATELY have met before, attempted to STRAND ME after my latest concert by having his uncle steal Carmichael AND my parents' gas before he could pick me up, but my dear, Edd came to my rescue! (referring to the episode, "Picking Up is Hard to Do")
 * Kevin: Whoa.... how much of a heartless idiot like Dorky could say such harsh, hurtful things to you and try to ruin your life by stranding you or for telling Double-D the right thing to do? I agree with you, Jackie. I did sense something in Dorky when he first saw you and heard you sing, and I KNEW he was gonna hate on you for "taking Double-D away from him", and also because he was afraid that you WERE the one to reveal the REAL him to your loyal best friend (referring to Edd). And all the bad things he's done to you and Edd what you just told me, along with the ranting and cussing you out because you woke up Double-D and gave him courage, really hurt me inside the MOST. Gotta admit, Jackie, you did a VERY heroic thing by telling Double-D about the REAL Dorky, and saving Edd from his abuse, manipulation, and stupid lies. That was so choice!
 * Jackie: Bless you so much, Kevin. I just COULDN'T witness my dear Eddward being bullied by that little menace anymore. *hugs Edd tightly and kisses him on the cheek*
 * Edd: *blushes and tears up*
 * Kevin: And by the way, Jackie. If Dorky decides to foul-mouth you again, I'm pounding that Dork.
 * Jackie: As much as I abhor violence, that would be the only way to teach Eddy a lesson for bullying a sweet, innocent, honest, intelligent human being, and especially yelling and using foul language towards a female.
 * Kevin: I have yours AND Double-D's backs, Jackie, don't worry.
 * Sarah: Yummy! Hot dogs!
 * Jimmy: I love franks! (tries to eat a hot dog, but his retainer prevents it and gets mustard on his mouth) Woe is me.
 * Jonny: I can't take my eyes off Jimmy either, Plank.
 * Edd: Johnny, have you seen Ed?
 * (Suddenly, Ed's finger began poking the back of Edd's head)
 * Ed (voice only; in unison): Buzz, buzz, buzz!
 * Edd (as Ed continued to poke his Ed): Oh...hello, Ed!
 * Ed: I am a mosquito, Double-D! (imitates buzzing noises)
 * Patrick: (laughs) He sounds like a jellyfish! *suddenly tears up* Just like I used to do with...Sp...Sp...Spongebob! (cries) Why did you have to leave me?!!!! (sobs) I thought what we had was speciaaalllll!!!
 * Sandy: Aw, Pat. I know y'all are glum about Spongebob moving to Retroville. But it was all the nerve of that new and "in-the-nude" Red Guy varmit boss (referring to the Red Guy from "Cow and Chicken") that made him and Double-D quit the Krusty Krab thanks to Eddy who colluded with him to make Double-D quit in the first place! Besides, at least he's doing what he loves. Fry-cooking! McSpanky's is lucky to have him!
 * Squidward: I'm just lucky I finally have some peace and quiet without that yellow nuisance living next door to me anymore! (laughs)
 * Sandy: (whispering to Patrick) Never mind him, Pat. I have an idea that'll keep you and Spongebob in touch AND have normal face-to-face interaction with each other...
 * Patrick: Ooooo...
 * Jackie: That reminds me, dear. What do you think you'll find work in next?
 * Edd: Well, dear, since I've grown on NASCAR AND NHL Hockey, not to mention my Uncle Charles told me I'd make for a real coach after my and the others' time at NHL Hockey Training Camp (reference to the episode,"Pro-Learning"), I could see myself as a young NASCAR driver or NHL Hockey coach. (foreshadowing the "NASCAR 2000 Fantasy Edition" wiki-series and the New York Islanders VS The St. Louis Blues Wikis) Plus, Mr. Conductor AND Timmy did tell both Lisa and I that they're always looking for work on the Island of Sodor. (foreshadowing the episode, "Ain't Easy Being Green")
 * Rudy: Say, where is Lisa anyway?
 * Bart: Ah, she's spending Fourth of July over in Ireland with her boyfriend, Colin.
 * Blossom: Mind you, Bart, they don't even celebrate Fourth of July internationally. Fourth of July is SPECIFICALLY an American holiday. *sigh* I just wish Jimmy Neutron could be here with me, but he's spending his Fourth of July with his friends and family. Not that I'm against it.
 * (Bloo scarfing chips and soda like in the Foster's episode, "Hiccy Burp")
 * Mac: Bloo, take it easy! Are you TRYING to get hiccups again and annoy the heck out of everyone?!
 * Bloo: C'mon, it's hilarious! Don't pretend you don't love it!
 * Mac: *gives a raised brow*
 * Bloo: Oh, stop with the face.
 * Mac: I promised Frankie and Mr. Herriman that I'd make sure you behave! Don't you understand the whole point of that?!
 * Bloo: Sheesh, relax, Mac. I'm just glad I'm here and not there where Cheese and Eduardo would be screaming like big scaredy babies at the fireworks! Besides, if your mom hadn't moved you and your jerky older brother to Louise's old apartment or if that apartment SHE moved to allowed imaginary friends, he wouldn't be living at Foster's! (reference to the FHFIF episode finale, "Goodbye to Bloo")
 * Mac: Bloo, first of all, you know how sensitive Eduardo is and that's just the way Cheese was created. Secondly, it wasn't my choice! It was my mom's new promotion at work the reason why we had to move to a new apartment in the first place. Furthermore, the apartment Louise and her family now live at WILL actually lift the rule on "no imaginary friends allowed". So Cheese can finally move out of Foster's!
 * Bloo: Oh, Mac! You mean it?!
 * Mac: Of course.
 * Bloo: Thank goodness! PHEW! I mean, who wants to sleep under the same roof as that guy? (he and Mac high-five each other) I mean, Geez Louise!
 * Mac: *rolls his eyes, still smiling and eats his burger*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on the table)
 * Mr. Conductor: This is quite a party going on.
 * Timmy: Hiya, Mr. C! Sister Conductor doing okay?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, indeed she's doing a lot better, Timmy. Edd, I heard about your accident last week, I'm glad you're okay now too.
 * Edd: Thank you, Mr. Conductor. Fortunately, Eddy is grounded for a week and won't be joining us nor am I associating myself with him anymore! When I was in the hospital, Jackie came to me concerned and showed me the REAL, TRUE, EVIL Eddy and made me realize how much he BULLIED, USED and ABUSED me all my life! She even showed me evidence of him colluding with our enemies to destroy my relationship with her AND be rid of her as well as her family! (referring to the previous episode, "Safe and Ed") I was RIGHT to turn on him at a most FUNDAMENTAL level and Jackie did me the favor of MY LIFE by revealing the REAL Eddy to me!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well done, Edd! I'm proud of you for your decision! I KNEW something evil was inside Eddy. No wonder why he hated Jackie so much. And thank you so much, Jackie for allowing Edd to see the light and the truth about Eddy.
 * Jackie: You're very welcome, Mr. Conductor. Because I HAD to do it for the love of Edd, because he suffers too much from being associated with that evil Eddy. I HAD to wake him up, now the kids in the cul-de-sac have a change of heart for Edd, and now well-respect him after he turned on Eddy for the RIGHT reasons. Plus, my family even had Edd's back for the best reasons as they KNEW how bad Eddy was and how he treated ME in front of Edd. Now that I woke Edd up, he is living a happy life, something that the "prison guard", Eddy imprisoned him from having. *hugs Edd, and Edd blushes* You're safe now, Double-D.
 * Jimmy (kindly to Jackie / with tears in his eyes): You're a hero AND an angel, Jackie...!
 * Sarah (happily to Jackie / badmouthing Eddy): You go, girlfriend! Serves fishface (referring to Eddy) right after torturing Double-D all these years!!!!
 * Rolf (kindly to Jackie / badmouthing Eddy): Rolf gives praise to the pretty blonde Evancho girl with the golden angelic voice. Not since Mama got a new shoehorn have I heard of such bravery that is assisting the smart and kind Ed-boy into...how do you say? AWAKENING him with the TRUTH of the littlest, malevolent Ed-boy and I curse that wee-roach Ed boy for cursing the life of the poor mistreated Ed boy! *pats Edd on the back, and Edd smiles*
 * Jackie (kindly): Bless you, everyone. Because what Eddy never knew about me and my family is that the Evanchos go against the grind.
 * Rolf: Grind?
 * Kevin (happily): *laughs* You mean "grain", Jackie?
 * Jackie (humorously): Who says, "grain"?
 * [all laugh and giggle]
 * Kevin: Good one Jackie! *laughs* It's just too bad Nazz ain't here to hear that, though. Thanks to Dorky, she has to babysit him while his parents, her parents and aunt are at some Fourth of July party of their own so Dorky doesn't try to bust out. He's lucky we ain't attackin' HIM for being grounded because we ain't in HIS level of stupid. (in his mind) But I'd like to throw things, tease him, and brick up HIS house just to get back at the little dork! *laughs*
 * Mr. Conductor: Good for Nazz! We've had a number of escapes on the Island of Sodor.
 * Muriel: Oh, my! You mean some have REALLY escaped FROM the Island of Sodor, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: No! Escaped from diesel territory. I'll tell you the stories. (blows whistle and "Escape!" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after "A Friend In Need")
 * Muriel: Awwww.... that kind Jack did make the right decision to help save Thomas from Ned's wee mistake. He is a true hero to the pack.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed. And when Ms. Jenny accepted him into the pack, Jack will remember his heroic for a long time. That shows he is a true patriot.
 * Bloo: But he's not even an American! How could he be a patriot if he doesn't live in America?!
 * Edd: No, Bloo. Patriot is another term for hero.
 * Mac: Why do you have to make things obvious, Bloo?!
 * Bloo (unethusiastically): *short pause* I ain't complainin'.
 * Edd: Well, it is nighttime now, so we mustn't miss the fireworks. They should be lighting the beautiful Independence Day night any minute.
 * Jimmy: I love fireworks, Sarah! They always come in pretty colors!
 * Sarah: I know, Jimmy! I can't wait to see em'!
 * Bubbles: I can't wait to see the fireworks, Timmykins! They are so pretty!
 * Timmy: Maybe they will form in flowers for you, Bubsy.
 * Bubbles: *cute giggle* *kisses Timmy*
 * Rudy: Well, I bet Snap is watching the fireworks in Chalkzone with Queen Rapsheeba, his girlfriend.
 * Penny: I really hope the fireworks form in the shape of stars.
 * Rudy: Or pieces of chalk!
 * Jonny: Or acorns!
 * Buttercup: Or boxing gloves!
 * Bart: Or skateboards!
 * Patrick: Or ice cream!
 * Squidward: HMPH! I bet the fireworks don't form in the shape of Spongebob!
 * Sandy: Hush, Squiddy! I heard that! You watch what you say, and keep your comments to yourself, dang-gummit!
 * Squidward: *grumbles underneath his breath*
 * Courage: I don't like loud fireworks. They're always too loud and it scares me.
 * Bubbles: Awwww.... *kindly gives Courage headphones* Here's some cute headphones for you Courage so you don't get scared, sweetie. *kisses Courage sweetly*
 * Courage: *blushes*
 * Rolf: Rolf wishes to celebrate this American Holiday in Rolf's home country!
 * Kevin: Rolf, really? Are you naive, man?
 * Rolf: Never mind, Kevin. Rolf wishes to enjoy the joyous how do you say, fireworks?
 * Ed: Fireworks are as cute as little babies! Coochie coochie coo!
 * (10 minutes later)
 * Bloo: 10 minutes and still no fireworks! What kind of Fourth Of July is this?!
 * Mac: Bloo! Be patient! The people in the distance must be having trouble setting up the fireworks. Why do you have to make things such a big deal?!
 * Ed: Like game shows?
 * Mac: Really, Ed?
 * Ed: I am sorry little Mac. I, Ed will behave like a monster truck.
 * Bubbles (sadly): What if the fireworks don't come? It would be the worst Fourth Of July ever! *cries*
 * Courage (in unison to Bubbles crying): *whines sadly*
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): *hugs Bubbles and shushes her calmly* Calm down, Bubbles. I'm sure the fireworks will come soon. You know what I do while I wait for the fireworks on the Fourth Of July?
 * Bubbles (sadly): What do you do, Jackie? *sniffles*
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): *in unison, the intro to "God Bless America" plays in the background* I sing a special patriotic song from my heart.
 * Bubbles (sadly): You do? *sniffles* Will the fireworks come if you sing a beautiful song? Because you have a beautiful voice that makes everyone happy and makes good things happen?
 * Jackie (kindly): Maybe, Bubbles. And this is the song I sing every Fourth Of July, and you will know it along with everybody. *begins to sing "God Bless America, and proceeds in the song"*
 * (during the instrumental break)
 * Kevin (in tears): That was SO cool, Jackie! What a way to celebrate the Fourth Of July!
 * Johnny (in tears): Plank says "You have a beautiful voice, Jackie!".
 * Edd (in tears): Bless you, Jackie.
 * Bubbles: That song really cheered me up. You really are an angel, Jackie!
 * Jackie:Thank you. If you like... you can all join your voices with me.
 * Everyone: *agrees with Jackie*
 * Mr. Conductor: *appears* And we can't have a Fourth Of July.... without fireworks! *raises his hand up in the air, and disappears as the fireworks went off booming in the air*
 * Jackie (with everyone / in unison to the fireworks booming in the air): *sings the rest of "God Bless America" and the episode ends*

Trivia

 * This episode is dedicated in loving memory of "Full Metal Jacket" actor (Gunnery Sergeant Hartman), Sarge's voice-actor from "Toy Story" & former U.S military drill instructor, R. Lee Ermey (1944-2018).

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a New Year's Eve Party at Shining Time Station. Timmy and Bubbles agreed to have their date at the party as did Edd and Jackie as well as Bart and Buttercup, Blossom and Jimmy Neutron, Lisa and Colin (who was in town for a week), Spongebob (who was also in town for a week since he lives in Retroville) and Sandy and Rudy and Penny. Snap, Patrick, Squidward, Ed, Mac and Bloo attended because Snap was always up for a party, Ed and Patrick were in for the fun of the party, Squidward for the same reason he went to Spongebob's house party (as seen in the SB episode, "Party Pooper Pants") and Mac wanted Bloo to join in on their first New Year's Eve party with their new friends in which Bloo was bored. Professor Utonium and Ms. Keane joined in, along with Homer and Marge, and The Tenors (friends of Mr. Conductor) also joined in. Eddy did not attend since he was grounded again and Edd no longer wanted Eddy associated with him (as well as Eddy being forbidden to be anywhere near Jackie and Edd wanted his and Jackie's evening to be nice and peaceful). As everyone was enjoying the party, Timmy realized that as another year was ending so would another and another and eventually they'd all grow up and the good times may not last forever. Snap and Bloo, overhearing Timmy, began feeling the same way fearing Rudy and Mac will no longer want them, their imaginary friends as they get older and the rest of the kids grew depressed too. Mr. Conductor soothes their feelings with Thomas Stories about resolutions and getting through hard times. In the end, The Tenors performs "A New Day's Begun" (before the fireworks went off) to encourage everyone that years will come and go, but they will last a long time along with all the good times they'll spend. Rudy and Mac even reassured Snap and Bloo that no matter how old they get, they will NEVER outgrow their imaginary friends who are also their BEST friends.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bowled Out (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) Time for Trouble (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * A New Day's Begun (Performed by The Tenors)

Trivia

 * The Tenors (Formerly known as "The Canadian Tenors") guest star in this episode.

Plot

 * When Shining Time Station is in need of a new welcome sign (which would not be made and painted until "Thomas and the Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition)"), Timmy, Jimmy Neutron, The Powerpuff Girls, Ed, Edd, Jackie, The Chalkzone Gang, Bart, Lisa, Mac and Bloo all debate on how the new sign should look and the right colors to use. Meanwhile, Mr. Conductor is deciding on a new color for his signalhouse door. When both the pending decisions for the sign and signalhouse door meet, Mr. Conductor tells stories about Sodor coping with changes and having changes of heart and mind. After the last story, the sign design was decided and Mr. Conductor decided his signalhouse door was fine the color it was. Just then, Il Volo arrived as they were to leave for the Island of Sodor and begin their Summer jobs there. The kids were proud of their friends that they would be living and working on Sodor for the Summer (except Bloo who didn't care and in Piero's case, he would be working on Sodor again since "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition"), but at the same time they did not want Il Volo to leave them. The three tenors explain their plans as well as that their minds are made up and perform "My Way" to show them what they mean by their message. After the song, the teary-eyed gang (even Bloo) said good-bye to their Italian friends as Mr. Conductor disappeared with the three tenors to the Island of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 2) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) A Scarf for Percy (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Thomas and the Rumors (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Oliver the Snow Engine (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * My Way (Cover by Il Volo)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with a train pulling out of the station outside as the gang arrived with their sign supplies)
 * Timmy: Alrighty, gang! We got a sign to make!
 * Bloo: Yeah! Let's give it super awesome rad hot rod flames!
 * Mac: Bloo, we aren't working on a go-kart, Shining Time Station needs a new sign!
 * Rudy: And we're just the team to do it!
 * Edd: Yes indeed. Why, if it weren't for signs, people would have no sense of direction or pre-cautions.
 * Ed: Like my head on a rainy day, Double-D?
 * Jackie: *snickers* Always such a card, Ed.
 * Bubbles: I just want the sign to be pretty!
 * Buttercup: But not all girly or people'll think Shining Time is a joke! It should define "awesome"!
 * Bart: You said it, babe!
 * Blossom: Buttercup! The sign can be pretty, but not girly and it can also look in your word, "awesome" without anything hardcore.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Blossom's right. Furthermore, we're only working on the design for this new sign and I'll be glad to come up with an invention that'll get the official sign made and completed at twice the pace!
 * Lisa: That's right! Stacy puts a lot of trust in us since MOST of us are very adult for our ages.
 * Snap: Say, Rudy, maybe after this, we could draw me up plans for a new design to my house in Chalkzone!
 * Rudy: Well, Snap, as long as it's not like when you had to have SO MUCH for your dream house that one time. (referring to the Chalkzone episode, "Snap's Dream House")
 * Penny: That's one of the last things I'd like to be reminded of...
 * (Mr. Conductor appears with his dog, Nessie)
 * Mr. Conductor: Nessie, did you ever wake up on an ordinary morning and wish it wasn't just an ordinary morning? Well, this morning I did. I said to myself, "Self, I'm tired of coming home to the same old front door every day. It's time for something new and different. Adventure and excitment." (he and his dog disappear, but then reappear with Mr. Conductor dressed in his painting attire with paint)
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm going to paint the door a different color. But what color?
 * Edd: Oh, dear, Mr. Conductor. You want to paint your signal house door a different color again?
 * Bloo: Go for hot rod flames, Mr. C!
 * Snap: You should paint it on behalf of ME, Mr. C. A certain color that says "Snap" (in unison, he snaps his fingers) "is cool...a"!
 * Lisa: Guys, let's not forget our sign for Shining Time. That's more important than Mr. Conductor's signal house door!
 * Mr. Conductor: *sigh* Deciding and changes can be difficult for people. Other times, we don't adapt well to some things or even have a change of heart about changes by unexpected events. Remember that time with Gordon and his banner? (blows whistle and "Best Dressed Engine" begins.)

Quote 2

 * '(After "Oliver The Snow Engine")
 * Jimmy Neutron: There! The design is perfect, gang!
 * Blossom: Alright!
 * Edd: It took a lot of time for us all to agree, but the sign will DEFINITELY meet Stacy, but more importantly, Mr. J.B King's approval!
 * Bloo: I still would have preferred hot rod flames!
 * Mac: Bloo! Quit complaining. You want hot rod flames? We'll work on a new go-kart back at Foster's and you can paint all the hot rod flames you want!
 * Bloo: Awesome! And no bunnies! Am I glad Cheese moved out! (reference to the FHFIF episode, "Mac Daddy")
 * Ed: Does anyone smell buttered toast?
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor! Have you finalized on a color for your door?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed I have, Edd! It's the perfect color! I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner. It's new and exciting...but there's something nice and familiar about it too. It reminds me of home. (looks at his watch) Goodness Gracious! I just remembered something else for today! Excuse me. (disappears with his paint, paint brushes and dog and then reappears in his Conductor's Uniform)
 * Rudy: What's going on, Mr. Conductor?
 * (Just then Il Volo arrived with their suitcases)
 * Gianluca: Ciao, gang.
 * Penny: Il Volo! We haven't seen you guys for some time!
 * Snap: Are you buckos heading on a vacation?
 * Rudy: Are you all waiting for a train to come get you guys?
 * Piero: Er...no, gang.
 * Ignazio: We are here-a to...how do-a you say? De-a-part for-a The Island of-a Soda!
 * Gianluca: Ignazio, Ignazio...Island of-a Sodorrrrr. Say it with an 'r'!
 * Ignazio: Island of-a Sodorrrrr. That-a better?
 * Piero: Si. But work on-a remembering!
 * Bart: Why do you guys have to go there?
 * Lisa: Bart! They told us in advance they would be going there for their Summer jobs!
 * Timmy: That's right! Summer is not too far from now! I have to begin working for The Conductor family FULL TIME again soon too! (foreshadowing "Thomas and the Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition)")
 * Gianluca: It was-a nice while it-a lasted, gang...
 * Piero: But we must-a be on-a our way!
 * Bubbles: Wait! I'm gonna miss you guys! You all sing SO beautifully! You're the best tenors ever! *sadly gasps and tears up*
 * Piero: Oh, sweet-a little Bubbles. You no-a cry...we write to-a you all when we-a can!
 * Ignazio: We even come-a see you all compete in-a the...how do you-a say? RACECAR races? (foreshadowing the "2000 NASCAR Fantasy Edition" wiki-series)
 * Gianluca: Ignazio, Iganzio...NASCAR!
 * Ed: No! Don't leave us, musical buddies! Take me with you! *sobs*
 * Edd: Ed, please!
 * Piero: We-a sorry, funny Ed. Our minds-a made up-a!
 * Gianluca: And-a we afraid we-a cannot bring-a you along.
 * Ed (tears in his eyes): Say it isn't so!
 * Bloo: I don't see what the big deal is. It's not like they'll be gone forever!
 * Mac: Bloo!
 * Blossom: Where are you manners, Blooregard?!
 * Gianluca: It-a ok, young Mac and Blossom. What matter is-a that we have-a MANY of-a you missing us.
 * Bubbles (tears in her eyes): Are you sure you guys can't stay one more day?
 * Piero: Young Bubbles, we-a already explain-a...
 * Gianluca: You must under-a-stand that-a...
 * Ignazio: Piero, Gianluca...why don't we-a show the gang what-a we mean the BEST way-a we know how?
 * (Piero and Gianluca look at each other and nod in agreement)
 * (Il Volo then performs "My Way" leaving the gang in tears; even Bloo)
 * (After Song)
 * Bloo: *crying* Oh, Mac! Can you believe we're never going to see them again?!
 * Mac (sarcastically while comforting Bloo): There, there, Bloo. There, there. (winks at the gang who each give a thumbs up to him while the PPG each winked back)
 * Timmy: You guys will do GREAT on Sodor. Piero, show these guys the ropes. Gianluca, I have FULL confidence in you. And Ignazio, PLEASE pay attention and try to avoid making ANY screw-ups!
 * Ignazio: Why every-a-one think-a I-a-screw up!? I no screw-up-a all-a the time!
 * Piero: (sarcastically) Sure, Ignazio... (to the gang) Ciao, bambini! (then to Mr. Conductor) Mr. Conductor? Would-a you be-a so kind?
 * Mr. Conductor: I thought you'd never ask! Bye, kids! (disappears with Il Volo to Sodor)
 * All (including Bloo still in a sobbing tone): Bye, Mr. Conductor! Bye, Il Volo! (Bloo says "Goodbye, Il Volo!" in unison)
 * (Episode ends with a white tarp on the old Shining Time sign saying "New Sign Coming Soon")

Plot

 * Eddy remained EXTREMELY devastated after Edd had let him have it after all the horrors he put him through throughout his entire life. Mr. Double appears and reassures Eddy with stories of engines getting carried away and in trouble. After Mr. Double leaves to console Plankton, who yet again failed to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula and crashed. Eddy angrily ran out of the house. Nazz told Eddy that there was a new flavor of jawbreaker (biscotti flavored), and that the Candy Store was giving away free jawbreakers if that same flavor. By the time Eddy reached the Candy Store, the jawbreakers were already gone, and the candy store closed (as it did in "Don't Rain On My Ed"). As he angrily enters the cul-de-sac he sees Jackie cutely feeding Edd a jawbreaker of the new flavor, and kissed him as he enjoys the candy. Eddy was FURIOUS that Jackie got Edd the last jawbreaker. He overhears Jackie tells Edd that she was leaving early that evening (sunset) with Maggie to travel to Juliet's house to stay with her for the weekend. Garner Rexton contacts Eddy and orders him to destroy Edd for turning on him for good. Eddy came up the most SCARIEST, GORIEST plan to do so after seeing many deadly horror films. That night, Edd tried to sleep, but strange sounds kept him scared and awake. Suddenly he sees Eddy (with an ax), dressed like an exorcist, attempting to perish him. Edd let's out a FRIGHTFUL, WILD, HYSTERICAL scream (sounding exactly like Homer's dramatic scream from "The Treehouse Of Horror", but more hysterical and loud), and the episode ends in Edd's echoing dramatic scream.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James & The Queen Of Sodor (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 2) Percy Runs Away (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Thomas and the Special Letter (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) On Site with Thomas (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 5) Thomas Comes To Breakfast (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * "The Exorcist" Theme (from "The Exorcist")

Quote 1

 * (episode opens in Eddy's bedroom, with Eddy angrily sitting on his bed and grumbling to himself)
 * Eddy: *grumbles to himself* Why did Sockhead have to betray me like this and take Jackie Ev-nobo's side? I hate Ev-nacho! That SOCKHEAD STEALER! *cries angrily in his pillow*
 * (Mr. Conductor's Double appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Double: Good morning, Eddy McRich, for what scam shall we do to become rich?
 * Eddy (in tears / angrily): No scam..... *sad angry gasps*.... NO SCAM AT ALL! *sobs angrily*
 * Mr. Double: For what is the reason for no such task? What is the matter and please, you shouldn't hesitate to answer when I ask?
 * Eddy (crying angrily): I am RUINED FOREVER! Jackie Ev-nobo just REVEALED the REAL me to Sockhead, Sockhead RANTED hard at me, and ran me over with his stupid car! Now I have no one except Ed to build my scams! *screams* My life's wrecked AND over!
 * Mr. Double: Well that is not a bright sight to see, because pretty soon the kids will find out, and you will be forced to flee.
 * Eddy (crying angrily): He and Ev-nobo better not tell the pigeons! If he and Ev-nacho tell on me, MORE of my cu-de-sac rep will be ruined! And that means.... LIFE WITHOUT JAWBREAKERS!
 * Mr. Double: Well it is not the end of world to grieve about, for if you come up with something devious, then everything will pan out. Such as the time Gordon tricked James into doing work that was bad, and he proved to the stupid red engine that he was a cad. (blows whistle and "James & The Queen Of Sodor" begins)

Quote 2

 * Eddy (running): *pants* Gotta..... get.... new.... flavor..... of.... FREE jawbreaker-- *sees the candy store fresh out of free jawbreakers* WHAT THE?! NONE LEFT! *door slams shut with sign saying "closed early for renovations* And it's closed EARLY?! *growls and stomps all the way back to the lane* (angrily grumbling) Stupid.... jawbreaker..... stand.... Why does it have to go fast on me?! And why the fu--*seal bark sound* did it have to close early for stupid fu--*foghorn blowing sound* renovations?! It makes me sick as sh--*dolphin chirp sound* *then sees Edd enjoying his jawbreaker on the sidewalk by his house* Grrrr! That stupid Sockhead! How did he get that fu--*seal bark sound* jawbreaker? I know it's the new one he has!
 * Jackie then is shown on the scene and gives Edd a kiss on the cheek*
 * Edd (with the jawbreaker in his mouth): Bless you for getting the last free jawbreaker of the new flavor, Jackie.
 * Jackie (kindly / holding Maggie): Awwww..... you're very welcome, sweetheart. You deserve it BIG TIME for standing up to that manipulative, evil, dishonest bully, Eddy. *kisses Edd on the cheek again, and Edd blushes more bright red*
 * Maggie: *barks and pants happily in agreement*
 * Eddy (furiously): *face turns red as beet while growling, then steam spews out of his ears as he roars in fury* *then Eddy throws a temper-tantrum on a tree, then kicks it and hurts his foot (as in the EENE episode, "Who Let The Ed In?")
 * Jackie (voice only): To let you know, sweetheart....
 * Eddy (concerned / eavesdropping): Huh?
 * Jackie (kindly): Me and Maggie are leaving after supper tonight for Juliet's house. It will be a pretty long drive for about an hour and a half. But don't worry, hon. We WILL be home in time by Sunday night to protect you from Eddy. Sadly, I will have no cell-service by Juliet's house, but I will text you and/or Timmy when I am on my home. Okay, hon?
 * Edd (kindly): Sounds good, dear. *Jackie and Maggie kiss him on each cheek, and Edd blushes* They both walk towards, and enter Jackie's house to help pack for Jackie's weekend stay with Juliet*
 * Eddy: Jackie's going away for the weekend?! That's good, but now that Sockhead KNOWS the real me, and I can't do my scams anymore, and I am NOT letting Ed ruin them! *iPhone video-chat ringtone rings* What the-?! Who the fu--*dolphin chirp sound* is calling me?! *opens up the video chat, showing up to be Garner Rexton* *gasps Mr. Rexton?! How did you get my number?! I thought you never knew my number!
 * Garner Rexton (on Eddy's iPhone): I got your number when Spex analysed every student's personal information when you joined REXCOR University last year after you've gotten yourself fired from Team Fastex NASCAR school by that moron, Jack Fassler.
 * Eddy (angrily): Well Mr. Rexton, I am upset and RUINED! That Jackie Ev-nobo chick had turned Sockhead on me and ruined my rep in the cul-de-sac! Now I hate Sockhead BADLY for betraying me, and flattening me with his stupid car (foreshadowing the "2000 DAYTONA 500 Fantasy Edition" wiki)! Now tonight Jackie Ev-nacho and her stupid little mutt (referring to Maggie) are going to that jerk, Juliet Ev-nobody's house upstate, and I will have NO SCAMS to do thanks to her STUPID sister (referring to Jackie) brainwashing Sockhead to turn on me for good! And I bet that Sockhead had told stupid Fassler that I was secretly spying and taking notes of Team Fastex every school day for you!
 * Garner Rexton (voice only): WHAT?!
 * Eddy (angrily): That's right, Mr. Rexton! Sockhead is living the "couple life" now, and not building up my scams! *growls* That two-timing traitor! What do you think I should do now that Sockhead ain't dealin' with me anymore. *scene goes to a close-up of Garner's serious angry face*
 * Garner Rexton (on Eddy's iPhone): *short pause* DESTROY him. *scene cuts to Eddy*
 * Eddy (angrily / concerned): Why do I gotta do that?! My giant jerk of a dad will catch me, ground me forever, and have Timmy Twerper's Uncle Robert come and throw me in the slammer--! *scene cuts to a close-up of Garner's serious angry face*
 * Garner Rexton (seriously / shuddering in anger / on Eddy's iPhone): SOCKHEAD is the enemy.... FASTEX is the enemy.... *scene cuts to a zoom-out as we now see Garner on Eddy's iPhone* .... when an enemy is in your power.... you DESTROY him. *scene cuts to Eddy*
 * Eddy (angrily): I WANT to, Mr. Rexton! Also Ev-nobo too when she and her stupid little runt (referring to Maggie) come home on Sunday night! But how am I gonna do this without being caught by my jerk of a dad and being sent to the slammer?!
 * Mr. Rexton (on Eddy's iPhone / voice only): You find out, McRich. You enrolled in my university to LEARN to DESTROY Team Fastex, NOT to give up and chicken out on your personal peers! I thought I've taught you very well in school, McRich! *short pause* So, you think.... of the plan YOURSELF. *hangs up on Eddy*
 * Eddy (angrily): So how am I gonna come up with a plan to destroy Sockhead, and soon Ev-nobo and Little Miss Squirts-A-Lot? (referring to Maggie) Hmmmmm..... I think I am coming up with a plan..... *runs sinisterly into his house, as "The Exorcist" Theme begins to play in the background, and the song continues as Eddy writes and organizes his plans to destroy Edd and Jackie* PERFECT! Sockhead will be as scared as Fluffy (referring to Jimmy), Eduardo, and Bubbles COMBINED when I haunt him and he along with Ev-nacho and her little runt (referring to Maggie) will become GONZO, and Sockhead will RUE the day that he EVER turned on bad ol' Eddy. Wonderful.... *begins to cackle evilly as the song ends, it turns into a dramatic music cue as Eddy cackles EVILLY and echoes throughout the entire cul-de-sac* *scene fades into Edd's bedroom at night with Edd sleeping and snoring*
 * Edd (scared / whispering): *sleeps and snores* *suddenly hears a door slam from downstairs* *loud scared gasp* *shivers in fear (as he did in the EENE episode, "A Glass Of Warm Ed" but shudders twice as violent)* *hears water dripping loudly in the background* Oh, no.... I c-c-can't m-m-m-move..... t-t-t-too f-f-f-frightened-- *gasps and heard a loud squeaking of the downstairs door and shrieks when it's slammed shut* (in a crying, scared tone) I need my Jackie..... I m-m-miss her alr-r-r-ready..... *gasps scared as he begins to ear eerie-choir wailing (from the "HALO 2" Soundtrack, "High Charity", and the Thomas story "Flour Power") in the background, along with the door squeaking and slamming shut repetitively, water dripping, and glass breaking/shattering* *shakes and sobs in fear as the scary noises go on, then they stop* *takes a deep breath* I m-m-m-must get 8-8-8-8 h-h-h-hours of s-s-sleep..... s-s-something isn't right here.... *shivers as he takes deep calm deep breaths to relax himself to help him sleep* *then he hears slow, scary heavy breathing, opens his eyes, and tries to sleep again, but then the breathing sounds heavier and a tad louder, then the beginning of "Ghost Train" is heard (with an owl hooting)* *Edd shivers more, then slowly looks up, and sees Eddy (looking like a SCARY exorcist) with an ax), then Eddy suddenly lets out a sudden BLOODY scream as he tries to move the ax, and Edd lets out a WILD and HYSTERCIAL scream in MAJOR fright* *Eddy just misses Edd's head and slices Edd's pillow in half instead* Edd runs and locks his parents' bedroom door and pants loudly in fright and shivers in fear, then he saw Eddy ax the door open, and breaks through* E-E-EDDY?!!!! P-P-P-Please..... PLEASE NO! NO.... NO!!!!
 * Eddy (scary / with his ax): *screeches bloody and scarily at Edd, shouts scary, bloody, frightful gibberish, as he approaches Edd, then lets out a loud, BLOODY, SCARY, FRIGHTFUL scream as he went to swing at Edd (was unsuccessful at getting him again)*
 * Edd (excessively frightened / as the scene zooms in quickly to Edd's face in fright): (during a dramatic SCARY music cue) *screams TWICE as WILDLY, HYSTERICALLY, and FRIGHTFUL, and the screen goes to black as Edd's frightful, DRAMATIC loud scream echoes during the black screen, and the episode ends *

Trivia

 * "The Exorcist Theme", the official song of the episode will be played while Eddy writes and preps his plans to perish Edd while Jackie was out for the weekend visiting her sister, Juliet.
 * This episode will provide the most SCARIEST and most DRAMATIC ending in all the series.
 * In the ending scene when Edd sleeps, wakes up shivering to bumps, thumps, and an owl hooting, and suddenly encounters Eddy (dressed as an exorcist) with an ax, and Edd screams WILDLY and HYSTERICALLY (and echoes in the end), "Ghost Train Theme (Thomas Theme / intense dramatic version)" along with a DRAMATIC, SCARY music cue will be played to end the episode in quaking with FEAR.
 * This episode foreshadows the next episode, "This Is Goodbye").
 * This is the 2nd and last time Mr. Conductor's Double tells Thomas Stories.
 * This is Garner Rexton's 2nd and last appearance in the series. On Eddy's iPhone video chat, he suggests Eddy to put an end to Edd and Jackie (mostly Edd) using similar quotes from the "NASCAR Racers" episode, "The Mission".

Plot

 * After 3 nights (around the 12:00 am - 3:00 duration) of a FURIOUS Eddy VICIOUSLY trying to PERISH Edd while in his sleep while Jackie and Maggie were away for those nights visiting her older sister, Juliet in upstate New York, (after spraying his dad with sleeping gas as in the "NASCAR Racers" episode, "Flag Bearer" to MAKE SURE he is asleep), Edd was FORCED to leave the lane and spend the rest of his life running, trying not to be seen nor caught by Eddy. Jackie and Maggie were to return that night late, and Edd was packing his things (as in "Ed, Edd n' Eddy's Big Picture Show") and struggling to write the most heartfelt, tearful, heartbreaking goodbye sticky note to Jackie to put on her front door to let her know that he left the lane for good. After tons of attempts to write his goodbye note to Jackie, Edd breaks down in his seat, and cries on his desk (like in "EENE Big Picture Show") fearing Jackie would be sad and suffer without him. Timmy Turner (16 inches tall) appears and asks Edd what's the matter. Edd told him about Eddy going "Grim Reaper" to him every middle-of-the-night to get back at him for seeing his true colors and him forcing himself to run away from home and spend the rest of his life running until Eddy catches him and perishes him if he is seen by him or his accomplices. Timmy gets emotionally upset and cries worries about Edd. They both cry. Edd told Timmy that it was the most TOUGHEST decision he personally had to make, so Timmy (in tears / sadly) decides to tell him stories about panic, hard decisions and doubting-decisions on the Island Of Sodor. After "The Deputation", Edd STILL isn't cheered up and continues to write his note to Jackie. After he finished with the help of Timmy comforting him, Edd finishes his letter, and Timmy magically (raising his hand in the air) sends it on Jackie's front door. It was almost time for Edd to leave/escape in his car before a half-hour later, Eddy would set out to perish. Edd sobs on his desk, fearing it would be too late before Jackie and Maggie arrive home, not see Edd's car in the driveway, and see the note on her front door. Timmy (in tears) tries calmly letting him know that Jackie and Maggie will be coming home in a few minutes and Edd sadly waits, hoping she would come home soon enough to see his letter so he can give her a heartfelt goodbye. Minutes later, while Edd was crying on his desk while Timmy was consoling him, a knock was heard at the door. Edd (in a crying way) shakes in fear, thinking it was Eddy, then Timmy magically raises his hand to open the door, and to Edd's tearful surprise, it was Jackie and Maggie looking VERY sad, miserable, and heavy-hearted. Jackie cried and told Edd she saw the note and felt TERRIBLE for him. She even told him that she didn't want him to leave, she was nothing without him, Edd is her everything, and she will die without him. They both hugged and cried, and Maggie cried, nuzzled, and kissed Edd. Timmy cried at the scene. Jackie and Edd tearfully told each other that they would miss each other forever, and that it would be goodbye forever. But then Timmy had a HUGE idea. He knew that Edd was in process of buying himself a home on Sodor (had nearly enough money to pay the entire house off), so he decided to tell Edd to go to Sodor anyway, and he will tell Sir. Topham Hatt to assist Edd and chip in to pay the rest of his mortgage so he could live there for the rest of his life, and to save him from being found by Eddy. Timmy told him that since Mr. Double is easy at searching for Edd and other good guys, he will sneak Eddy's sleep gas and use it against Mr. Double and sneak him back into a piece of paper as a drawing and tear it apart. Without Mr. Double, the bad guys were NOTHING and are POWERLESS. However, Jackie still cried that she would miss him forever, and Edd cried along, then he offered her go have her and Maggie go WITH him. Jackie, in happy tears, cried and gave Edd a BIG hug and kiss, and Maggie cheered and kissed Edd at the same time. Suddenly, they heard a door open outside. It was Eddy (with a bank robber mask) with a chainsaw! They overheard him say that since Jackie was now home, SHE was next to go. He quickly ran into the house, and Timmy, using his gold dust, transported Edd, Jackie, Maggie, Edd's luggage, and Edd's car into Sir. Topham Hatt's office on Sodor. After Timmy left to defeat Mr. Double, Sir. Topham Hatt came in the office and was surprised to see them. Edd discussed his dilemma in Peach Creek and NEEDED the house paid so he can escape an INSANE Eddy. Sir. Topham Hatt AGREED and helped him pay off the rest of the mortgage, and then Edd, Jackie, and Maggie were living there in no time. Jackie, Edd, and Maggie were now living in peace (Jackie and Maggie shared their own bedroom). Jackie sang Edd to sleep, "My Heart Will Go On".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Search for Fergus (repeat)
 * 2) Peter Sam And The Refreshment Lady (repeat)
 * 3) Mind That Bike (repeat)
 * 4) Donald And Douglas (repeat)
 * 5) The Deputation (repeat)

Song

 * My Heart Will Go On (sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens in Edd's bedroom at night, with Edd's clothes and belongings wrapped, and suitcase open, while Edd struggles to write a heartfelt goodbye on a sticky note, but kept throwing the errors in the garbage can piled-up)
 * Edd (in a heavily sobbing way): My loving Turtledove, by the time you arrive home and read this on your front door...I will be long...far...oh, dear! (withdraws pen and folds sticky note neatly and places it on the pile in his waste basket; he proceeds to write a new sticky note) Dearest, loving Turtledove...it is with great shame...that I regretfully...confess to...*withdraws pen and sobs then resumes writing* I regretfully confess that I must...leave you and your Pomeranian dog, Maggie...FOREVER!
 * (Timmy appears 16-inches tall)
 * Timmy: Edd, what's the matter? Why are all your clothes and things wrapped and packed?
 * Edd (in tears): Oh, Timmy...*sad gasps*...*sobbing tone* I'm afraid I have to run away and NEVER return to the cul-de-sac...
 * Timmy: *horrified gasp* But how come?! I thought all your problems and misery were over after your turn on Dorky! (referring to Eddy)
 * Edd (tears in his eyes): That's just it, Timmy! All my problems COME FROM EDDY! The past three nights around 12:00 to 3:00 AM while Jackie and her dog, Maggie have been in upstate New York visiting Juliet, Eddy, who'd been hiding and eavesdropping on Jackie and me when she told me that she'd be visiting her sister, he's been...*scared gulp*...going GRIM REAPER and.... and..... E-E-E-EXORCIST on me...! *voice cracks* (referring to the night prior when Eddy tried perishing Edd in the shower, but was unsuccessful / referring to the infamous shower scene as seen in the horror-movie, "The Exorcist")
 * Timmy: *gasp* You mean he's been...*horrified gasp* OH MY GOSH!
 * Edd (in tears/sadly): Exactly, Timmy! He's tried for three nights to make me...PERISH! NO WONDER WHY HE EAVESDROPPED on me and Jackie's conversation regarding her weekend stay with Juliet!!!! *cries* (in reference to the episode, "The Eds-orcist")
 * Timmy: How'd he even sneak out of his house without his dad (referring to The Big Show from WWE) catching him in the act?!
 * Edd (in tears/sadly): He obtained a sleeping gas grenade (from NASCAR Racers episode, "Flag Bearer") to ENSURE that his father would be in a DEEP sleep. *sadly sighs* Therefore, I'm FORCED to leave my home, my friends, my family and ESPECIALLY my WHOLE WORLD...Jackie!
 * Timmy: Oh, man, that's a real pickle! I'd say we oughta tell my Uncle Robert (from Everybody Loves Raymond) to arrest Eddy and put him in juvenile hall, but that gosh darn Mr. Double would just appear in his cell and disappear with him to free him like he did with Mr. Crocker when he was imprisoned for blowing up that train bridge that killed all the passengers onboard INCLUDING The Powerpuff Girls' late uncle, (referring to the episode, "Cheer Up, Bubbly"), and Sedusa when she was imprisoned for framing Rachel Evancho for robbing the KWIK-E-MART! (in reference to the episode, "I Didn't Do Ed!")
 * Edd (in tears/sadly): Drat! Furthermore, I'm forced to run away until Eddy or his accomplices find me and put an end to me! Well, Timmy, looks like this is...*nervous choke*...GOODBYE! (breaks down crying like he did in "Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy's Big Picture Show" in which Timmy did too) Oh,Timmy...! *sadly gasps as he catches his breath* This...this is no doubt the HARDEST, MOST DIFFICULT decision I will EVER make in my life!
 * Timmy (in tears): *sniffles and sadly gasps* Oh, man, Edd...*sniffles and wipes his tears* Jackie would be a SUPER sad wreck if you ran away! *sad gasp* Fergus has already had his share of running away after Diesel played an unfunny joke on him!
 * Edd (in tears): Oh...*wipes his tears while sniffling* won't you tell me that story again, Timmy? It may be the last Thomas story you ever tell me! *sadly gasps*
 * Timmy (in tears): *sniffles* Sure thing...*sniffles*...Double-D! *sadly gasps as he pulls out his whistle* (blows whistle [no sound present] and "Thomas and the Search for Fergus" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after "The Deputation")
 * Edd (sadly / in tears): Thank you so much Timmy! *sniffles* I wish I could have been like Donald and Douglas and stayed.... *sad gasps*.... but I am afraid with an insane, rampaging Eddy trying to perish me every night.... *sad gasps*.... I was FORCED by fate to make this tough, heartbreaking decision to leave!!!! *sad gasps* I'LL NEVER SEE MY JACKIE AGAIN!!!! *bawls heavily on his desk and Timmy (in tears) rubs him and shushes him calmly as Edd quiets down and sniffles* I am even struggling to write my dearest goodbye forever to my love, I-I-I probably won't get it done in time before the time comes when I have to leave in my car to head for the hills forever..... *sadly pants*
 * Timmy (in tears): *shushes Edd calmly* Awwww..... no worries, Double-Dude. I'll help you with it, and I'll comfort you as you write it.
 * Edd (sadly / in tears): Bless you, Timmy! Because I want my Jackie to see the note before I leave in about a half-hour before Eddy sets out to perish me. *sniffles*
 * [scene fades onto Edd writing his goodbye note (with Timmy helping him and comforting him), and then Timmy magically sends the note onto Jackie's front door]
 * Edd (crying): Bless you, Timmy! *sad gasps* I've about 15 minutes left before leaving for good. As you can see I am too sad and weak to finish packing my suitcases, because I am worrying excessively if Jackie and Maggie don't return home in time before I leave forever.... *sobs on his desk, and Timmy rubs him and shushes him calmly*
 * Timmy (in tears / calmly): Just calm down, Double-Dude, no worries. She and Maggie will see it in time before you leave to say heartfelt, bittersweet goodbye. (voice only) They will be coming home in a few minutes.
 * Edd (in tears): *sobs and dreams of all the good and rememberable times he had with Jackie (scene shows the dreams and fades back to Edd)* Timmy.... *sniffles* I am DEEPLY frightened that my Jackie would be NOTHING without me, and she would suffer dreadfully without my pleasant company.... *sobs*
 * Timmy (in tears): *rubs Edd and shushes him calmly* Awwww..... I know, dude.... Jackie loves you very much, and I don't blame you for feeling bad for her. *rubs and shushes Edd calmly* *A knock on Edd's bedroom door is heard*
 * Edd (scared): *shrieks (as he did in the EENE episode, "Ready, Set, Ed!") and shudders in fear on his chair* Oh, n-n-no.... th-th-that m-m-m-must be E-E-Ed-de-de-de-dy......
 * Timmy (in tears / calmly): *shushes calmly* Relax, Double-Dude. It ain't HIM. Dorky would NEVER knock politely like that. *magically opens the door, and Edd gasps sadly at a sad, heavy-hearted sight*
 * Edd (sadly / in tears): J-J-Jackie???? M-M-M-Maggie???? *scene cuts to Jackie and Maggie looking VERY sad and heavy-hearted*
 * Jackie (sobbing): Double-D, PLEASE don't leave! *sobs* I love you so much! I am NOTHING without you! You are my WORLD! My EVERYTHING! I got your note on my door, and I know it was that evil Eddy that made you do this! *sadly gasps* He is a VIRUS to you and will make you PERISH unless I prevent him otherwise! *sobs as he hugs Edd TIGHTLY and Edd sobs along, and Maggie cries and whines and nuzzles Edd in tears*
 * Edd (sadly / in tears / trembling): Oh, Jackie...*sadly gasps* I LOVE YOU more than ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD! Even more than science, history, mathematics and ALL academics!!!! Which is why I must LEAVE you. If you come along with me...Eddy OR his accomplices will find you as well as myself and he will make BOTH of us...*scared gulp....PERISH!!! You're safest if you find a new home elsewhere, dear! Peach Creek has become TOO unsafe a facility with Eddy's PSYCHOTIC nature!
 * Jackie (in tears / sobbing): Those words you said, Edd.... are so BITTERSWEET! It is very HARD and TOUGH for me to say a permanent goodbye to the boy I fell in love with and tried everything in me and my family's power to heal you from an evil monster, and gave you everything in the world and all of the love you could get! *sad gasps* I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH, MY DOUBLE-DELIGHT!!!! *bawls as she squeezes Edd tightly in a tight devoted hug, as Edd sobbed along*
 * Edd (while sobbing in Jackie's arms): I will miss you SO MUCH, my guardian Ev-angel!!! *sobs*
 * Timmy (in tears): *sobs at the scene, but then thinks of an idea* Hey....Guys! Guys! I have the best idea yet!
 * Edd and Jackie (sadly): What is it, Timmy?
 * Timmy (in tears): You remember that house on Sodor that you are saving up to live in?
 * Edd (in tears): Why, yes I do, Timmy.... *sniffles* sadly I have only saved up 3 3/4 of the amount of currency, but it is not enough to pay off the whole house. And I won't be making any money after I leave forever. I won't be able to live in my new house AWAY from Eddy!!!! *sobs*
 * Timmy (in tears): No, yes you can! You can live on Sodor, and escape Dorky! I will tell Sir. Topham Hatt what you are going through with Dorky, and ask him to help chip in to pay the house for you so you can live happily ever after without worrying about Dorky putting an end to ya!
 * Edd: (wiping his tears) Bless you, bless you, Timmy! *softly gasps suddenly realizing*...But what about Mr. Double, Timmy?! He'll easily bring Eddy AND his accomplices to Sodor through his magic and then...*hysterically* THEY'LL PUT AN END TO ME!!!!! OH, THE HORROR!!!! (cries in fear)
 * Timmy: Oh, no they won't! I will put an end to Mr. Double ONCE AND FOR ALL FIRST before Eddy or ANY of his accomplices can put an end to YOU after I get you to Sodor!
 * Edd (in tears): Might I ask how you will END Mr. Double, Timmy?
 * Timmy: I'll sneak Dorky's sleep gas and use it against Mr. Double, knock him out, drag him on a piece of paper, turn him back into a drawing, and shred the drawing in the paper-shredder, and he will be gone forever! Then Dorky and the other baddies will be POWERLESS and HOPELESS! Dorky wouldn't take a plane to Sodor because boarding passes costs a few hundred bucks, and he can't even make a penny!
 * Edd (sadly; in tears): That sounds SPLENDID, Timmy! *sniffles*
 * Jackie (sadly; in tears): B-B-But if Edd goes to Sodor, I-I-I would have to travel by long distance or use gold dust to get to him, and I don't want to drain you and the Conductor family out of gold dust by wanting to see my Double-D. *sobs*
 * Timmy (in tears): Well That's true. *sniffles*
 * Edd (in tears): Maybe, Jackie..... if you want.... you and Maggie can come WITH me and live with me on Sodor.
 * Jackie (in tears): Me? Really? L-L-L-L-LIVE with you?! *tears up more, this time in happiness* *while hugging Edd tightly* Bless you so much, Double-D! I love you so much with all my heart! I am GLAD to be living with you on Sodor! *cries in happy tears*
 * Maggie (in tears): *barks, pants and jumps happily, and licks Edd happily*
 * Jackie (in happy tears): Oh...I'm happy for Edd too, Maggie! Thank you for letting us come live with you, Hun...!
 * Edd (in happy tears): You're very welcome, my dear turtledove! *sniffles* Bless you SO MUCH, Timmy, for giving me this idea, and deciding to defeat Mr. Double so he and the evildoers don't reach me, touch me, nor find me!
 * Timmy (in tears): Hey, no problem, Double-Dude. *suddenly hears something from outside* (whispering) I hear something outside, guys! Look through the window! *both gasp in horror and look outside to a horrible sight of Eddy (wearing a bank-robber mask) with a chainsaw*
 * Eddy (whispering / audible for Edd, Jackie, and Maggie to hear): Since Ev-nobo and her little companion, Madame Runts-A-Lot (referring to Maggie) are home. I will get rid of her AFTER Sockhead! To Sockhead's house!!!!
 * Jackie, Edd, and Timmy (with Maggie yelping in unison): *scream in horror in unison*
 * Jackie Evancho (in horror): Oh, no! Edd what do we do?! Eddy just entered the house! I hear him coming! *shivers in panic*
 * Edd (in horror): I know what to do, sweetheart! Don't worry! (to Timmy) Timmy, I wish me, Jackie, Maggie, my luggage, my car, and Jackie's luggage were in Sir. Topham Hatt's office!!!!!
 * Timmy (in horror): Your wish is my command, Double-Dude! *raises his hand and they all vanish in a cloud of gold dust as Eddy breaks through the bedroom door with a chainsaw*
 * Eddy: He.....re's EDDY! *looks at an empty room* RATS?! Where IS Sockhead?! I'll check Ev-nobo's house and get HER, too!
 * *scene cuts into Sir. Topham Hatt's office on the Island Of Sodor, where everything appeared*
 * [all sigh in relief]
 * Edd (relieved / in tears): That was a CLOSE one! *pants in relief*
 * (Sir Topham Hatt enters his office)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I say...who are YOU people? And what is all this stuff?! *gasp* A CAR?! In my office?! (sternly) Mr. Turner....
 * Timmy: *chuckles nervously* Err...sorry, Sir. It's a long story.
 * Edd: Please pardon us for all this happening so sudden, Sir. My name is Eddward Marion...
 * Jackie: I'm Jackie Evancho and this is my Pomeranian dog, Maggie.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Pleasure to meet you both. (gives them both handshakes) Now, please do explain your reason for trespassing into my office!
 * Timmy: You see, Sir, these two come from a town outside of your country called Peach Creek which is in America and needed to escape an INSANE person Edd USED to be friends with named Eddy until his girlfriend, Jackie made him see the TRUE, EVIL person he is! I, along with the Mr. Conductor cousins have told them stories about the Sodor railway as well as the engines and gave Edd the idea to live here on Sodor! So with my magic, I made us appear inside your office right when Eddy was nearing to make Edd perish! Eddy would have made Jackie and her dog perish too if I hadn't brought us here by Edd's wish!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Why...I am TERRIBLY sorry for you both. How can I be of assistance?
 * Edd: Well, sir, I've only managed to obtain 3 3/4 amount of currency, but sadly, it isn't enough to afford my new house...!
 * Timmy: For that reason, I told them you could help chip in and pay the mortgage and let Edd live here on Sodor and ESCAPE Eddy as well as his EVIL accomplices!
 * Edd: Furthermore, Sir, we've been here before and I would be more than glad to work on your railway. I used to work at a fast food restaurant called The Krusty Krab, but my friend and co-worker, Spongebob and I quit when our old boss, Mr. Krabs retired and a ridiculous creature known as "The Red Guy" bought the restaurant and treated us HORRIBLY!
 * Timmy: Well, Sir? Can Edd live here on Sodor from now on?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Mr. Turner...he's here to stay! Eddward, you can move into your new house right away!
 * Edd: And Jackie and Maggie as well, Sir?
 * Jackie: Not only Edd has working experience, but he AND I saved my little cousin, Karen from perishing when one of your engines, Thomas was a runaway due to Eddy's Brother and Mr. Conductor's EVIL Double who Eddy colluded with to try and make happen! I saved him myself! (referring to the episode, "Runaway Ed!")
 * Sir Topham Hatt: After yours and Eddward's heroic performances, Jackie, I don't see why not. Welcome to your new home on Sodor!
 * Jackie: *happy gasp* You're saved, Edd!
 * Edd: WE'RE saved, Turtledove! The BOTH of us!
 * (Edd and Jackie hug with relief and satisfaction)
 * Jackie: Sir Topham Hatt, thank you SO much for letting Edd live here AND escape Eddy!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You're quite welcome, Jackie. Now, won't someone please remove this car from my office?!
 * Timmy: Can do, Sir! Edd?
 * Edd: Oh! I wish my car along with my and Jackie's luggage were outside!
 * Timmy: (raises his hand and makes the car along with Edd and Jackie's luggage magically disappear out of Sir Topham Hatt's office)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Now, you both go settle in and enjoy your new house. But there is some paperwork we must go over tomorrow morning around 10:00 am.
 * Edd: Will do, sir! *shakes hands with Sir. Topham Hatt*
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: See you tomorrow, Double-D.
 * Edd: Take care, Sir!
 * (The gang exits Sir Topham Hatt's office)
 * Timmy: Now that that's taken care of, time for me to delete a certain duplicate...(referring to Mr. Conductor's Double) Night, guys! (disappears)
 * Edd and Jackie: Goodnight, Timmy!
 * [scene fades at night in Jackie's bedroom in Edd's new house showing Jackie (in her night-gown) and Maggie getting ready for bed]
 * Jackie (calmly): Well, Maggie.... *yawns* it's great to be living with Double-D in this brand new house on the Island Of Sodor, I am VERY glad that Timmy took out Mr. Double for good so we'd all be safe forever and that Eddy can't reach us anymore. *Maggie licks Jackie in agreement* *giggles softly* Thank you, my sweetiepie.... *hums softly and sweetly as she nuzzles Maggie's cheek and kisses her* *then Edd's shivering (from the EENE episode, "Brother, Can You Spare An Ed?") is heard from the other room (Edd's bedroom)* *gasps softly* (whispering softly) That must be Edd, Maggie! We gotta check up on him to see if he's alright. *goes to Edd's room, and the scene cuts to Edd's bedroom with Edd in his king-sized bed, shivering in fear, unable to sleep* *Jackie opens the door* You okay, sweetheart?
 * Edd (sadly / in tears / in a sobbish tone): Oh, Turtledove..... *sadly sniffles* I can't slee-hee-heep.... I'm too afraid to sleep.... *pants sadly*
 * Jackie (calmly / tears): Awwwww... please don't feel scared, sweetie.... *shushes him calmly* Sir. Topham Hatt did say that this house is SEVERELY, HEAVILY protected with a burglar alarm / home security, and an all-powerful invisible shield around the house built in force-field, which is only effective to bad guys, it's safe to go in. You're protected, Edd along with us.
 * Edd (sadly / shivering / in tears): Th-Th-Th-Thank you, J-J-J-Jackie.... *calms down more as Jackie rubs him and shushes him calmly, and Maggie licks Edd* *deep sigh* But the real truth is.... if I sleep now... I will have nightmares and past trauma from a few nights ago when Eddy tried to perish me.... *sad gasps* and every time I try to sleep, I think Eddy is RIGHT THERE ready to strike and try to end my life.... *sobs in Jackie's arms as Jackie hugs him, rubs him, and shushes him calmly*
 * Jackie (calmly / softly / kindly / softly): It's ok, Dubs. Eddy may have done a lot to traumatize you and give you nightmares, but now that you and I are living together, I WILL heal you of Eddy and you WILL have nothing but GOOD and PEACEFUL dreams!
 * Edd (in tears / calmly): Really, sweetheart? You mean that?
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly / softly): *nods her head "yes"* You are living in peace now with ME. You don't have to worry about Eddy anymore. He is back in the lane, probably crying in anger that we are gone from the cul-de-sac forever. And like I said, you are in my heart forever, and you will NEVER leave my heart. You are my EVERYTHING, and I can't live without you, sweetheart.
 * Edd (softly / in tears / calmly) *sniffles* Bless you so much, sweetheart. And no one will EVER replace you in my life. You SAVED my life. If it wasn't for you, the kids would not have had a permanent change of heart for me and Ed, and I would have still suffered dreadfully with Eddy, and remain disliked and alienated by the cul-de-sac kids forever.
 * Jackie (calmly / softly / kindly): *hugs Edd* Thank you so much, sweetheart. Can I ask you a question, please? It's nothing bad, sweetheart. I promise.
 * Edd (calmly / in tears / calmly): Yes please, Turtledove.
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly / softly): Is it okay with you.... if I can sleep WITH you tonight, so you don't get scared and have nightmares of Eddy, please? I can really help you in your sleep, sweetie.
 * Edd (in tears / calmly / kindly / softly) You... s-s-sleep... with ME....? *Jackie nods her head "yes"* Why.... yes you may, Jackie.... That would REALLY help me feel MUCH better and it is a complete honor to have you and Maggie sleep with me tonight. Bless you so much, Jackie. *Maggie licks Edd in agreement*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly / softly): You're very welcome, sweetheart. If you like... in unison, the intro to "My Heart Will Go On" plays in the background* would you like me to sing you and Maggie a lullaby and when we sleep, would you like to listen to my heartbeat from the skin all night to help you sleep and feel safe, sweetie?
 * Edd (softly / in tears / calmly): That would be lovely, sweetheart. Bless you so much.
 * Jackie (softly, calmly, kindly): You're very welcome, sweetheart. *sings "My Heart Will Go On")
 * (after song)
 * Jackie (softly / kindly / calmly): (to Maggie) Goodnight, sweetiepie. *kisses Maggie goodnight* Sweet dreams. *climbs in bed with Edd, and tucks herself and Edd in* (to Edd) Goodnight, my faithful sweetheart.
 * Edd (in tears): Goodnight, my faithful, adorable angel.... *sighs in relaxation as Jackie's heartbeat is heard as the episode ends*

Trivia

 * Timmy Turner (on camera was sad and tearful throughout most of the episode, feeling terrible for Edd.
 * Timmy Turner was hat-less all throughout the episode.
 * Since this episode is the darkest and most dramatic of the series, Timmy's whistle sound is absent.
 * This marks the very first time Jackie sleeps in bed with Edd and foreshadowing episode "Heav-Ed's Light"), as Jackie comforts a sad and scared Edd getting chills from Eddy's past attempts to put an end to him.

Plot

 * Percy has no driver because his driver and fireman found new jobs. Sir Topham Hatt found it hard to find a new driver and told Percy if he can't find a driver for him that day, the small engine will have to be scrapped. Percy shudders in fear and becomes sad and alone in the sheds. Edd and Lisa arrive to Tidmouth Sheds (looking for a job) and introduce themselves to the green engine. Percy told them what Sir Topham Hatt said and Edd and Lisa felt terrible for Percy and tried thinking of ways to save him from scrap. Percy tells stories about close calls and heroism on the Island Of Sodor to give Edd and Lisa some advice. After the last story, Sir Topham Hatt arrives to see Percy and spots Edd and Lisa by the green engine. Edd and Lisa ask Sir Topham Hatt for the job to become Percy's driver and fireman and accepts their job requests. Percy felt so relieved that he decided to play the song "Anchor Me" by The Tenors, who were his friends from Canada.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Alfie Has Kittens (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 2) A Tale for Thomas (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 3) Heroes (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 4) Stepney Gets Lost (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 5) A Close Shave For Duck (Ringo Starr) (repeat)

Song

 * Anchor Me (Sung by The Tenors)

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd and Lisa walking)
 * Edd: Isn't the Island of Sodor wonderful, Lisa?
 * Lisa: It is, Eddward. I can't believe you live here now and you know all the engines and the road vehicles from the stories the Mr. Conductor cousins and Timmy have told us and I didn't know the engines spoke British. (After overhearing the engines' ambiance on a hillside)
 * Edd: Thank you, Lisa. Before even moving to Sodor, it was just THE place Jackie needed to celebrate her birthday and to our surprise it was rather a unique change to see Mr. Conductor in regular adult size. (referring to the episode, "Kahun-Ed") But it was certainly a scare when Karen almost perished thanks to Eddy and his brother (referring to the episode, "Runaway Ed!") as well as when Eddy attempted to make ME perish after turning on him leading me to my new home here! (referring to the episode, "This Is Goodbye")  I'm very glad I have nothing more to do with that malevolent rapscallion and that Timmy put a PERMANENT end to the evil doppelganger of Mr. Conductor. Speaking of whom, it was a shame they were too busy at Shining Time Station to come with us today, but I've excellent knowledge on where everything is.
 * Lisa: Say, there's Tidmouth Sheds. Is that Percy?
 * Edd: Indeed it is, Lisa. He looks upset.
 * (They both approach him)
 * Edd: Percy?
 * Percy (nervous): Oh, hi, Edd. Who's your friend?
 * Lisa: I'm Lisa Simpson. Your friend, Mr. Conductor told me all about you and your friends. What's the matter little big guy?
 * Percy: My driver and fireman found new jobs. Sir Topham Hatt says if he can't find me replacements, he'll scrap me!
 * Edd: Oh my!
 * Lisa: He can't do that! He shouldn't do that!
 * Edd: Indeed, Lisa. Percy, you're one of Sir Topham Hatt's most useful engnes as he's said so himself.
 * Percy: Bless you, Edd.
 * Edd: You know, Percy, I had a job back in the United States working at a restaurant called The Krusty Krab. After Mr. Krabs-- oh! that's my boss, retired from that eating establishment, an extremely ridiculous creature known as the Red Guy bought the restaurant, took over and horribly mistreated me and Spongebob and pushed us too hard. The Red Guy even called me a lady! No disrespect intended, Lisa. Anyway, me and Spongebob quit the job and I came here with Lisa searching for employment while Spongebob applied and received a job at McSpanky's in Retroville. *in his mind* Thankfully, Sandy provided him and Patrick with Stype to keep in touch vocally AND visually!
 * Lisa: It's a shame to see Mr. Krabs retire, Edd. He was such an intelligent crab.
 * Percy: But crabs don't have tires!
 * Edd: Re-tired, Percy. Mr. Krabs left the business. Not only that, but Lisa and I had also a job tutoring students at Springfield Elementary for free, but we're in need of a salary job-that's paying-so, here we are. However, I just hope we think of some ways to save your life.
 * Percy: Well, we engines have rescued each other from certain doom at times. Pack members have had their heroic adventures too. Like when Alfie rescued a litter of kittens. (peeps on his whistle and "Alfie Has Kittens" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Percy: If those kittens can count on Alfie to rescue them, then I should know I can rely on you two.
 * Lisa: You CAN rely on us, Percy.

Quote 2

 * (After "A Close Shave For Duck")
 * Lisa: Well that was definitely a close shave for Duck. That move saved him and James for sure.
 * Percy: And I was there when Duck returned.
 * (Sir. Topham Hatt arrives in his car and exits the vehicle)
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: As you know Percy, I still can't find a driver for you. So in an hour, I will have to send Bill and Ben to fetch you and take you to the scrapyards so that you will be melted down and used again as something else.
 * Percy: *shudders in fear* NO! PLEASE, SIR! I want to live and pull trains!!!!
 * Lisa: *to Edd* Oh, no! What are we gonna do?!
 * Edd: I've just the plan to save Percy. C'mon! *runs with Lisa and shields Percy* Please Mr. Hatt, Sir! You mustn't scrap this poor defenseless steam-powered locomotive.
 * Lisa: Percy is too fragile!
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: What are you doing 'ere, Eddward? And who are you, young lady? (referring to Lisa)
 * Percy: Oh, Sir! These are my two new friends from the United States.  You and I already know Eddward, and we both just met Lisa for the first time.
 * Lisa: Hello. It's a pleasure to meet you, Sir.
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: Pleasure to meet you, Lisa. *gives her a handshake*
 * Edd: Lisa came here to the Island Of Sodor looking for a job when Percy told us that he had no driver and fireman.
 * Percy: It was kind of these hardworking children to volunteer.
 * Lisa: And we both could definitely manage and handle a steam powered locomotive.
 * Edd: Could we please have the job to work with Percy?
 * Percy: PLEASE! Please, Sir!


 * Sir Topham Hatt: *sighs happily* Yes, I'm hiring both of you to work with Percy because you are heroic youngsters.


 * *Lisa and Edd jump, cheer and hug each other*


 * Percy: I'm saved!!!!
 * Edd: *shakes Sir. Topham Hatt's hand rapidly* Oh, me and Lisa can't thank you enough Mr. Hatt!
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: Now, please... call me Sir.
 * Lisa: Okay um.... Sir.
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: That's much better.
 * Percy: Thank you so much Eddward and Lisa! I love you two so much, I can't thank you two enough for saving my life! How could I ever repay both of you?
 * Lisa: A song would be nice.
 * Percy: And I've just the song! They're from my friends.... the Canadian Tenors! (Peeps on his whistle and "Anchor Me" begins)

Trivia

 * Since Percy speaks with a British accent, Ringo Starr and Michael Angelis tell the stories as his "story voice".
 * Percy talks with a youthful voice. (as heard in Thomas & The Magic Railroad)
 * Percy peeps on his own whistle to tell the stories and introduce the song.
 * The reason why Edd is looking for the job is because Mr. Krabs retired and was replaced by the Red Guy from Cow & Chicken.
 * The song "Anchor Me" comes from the PBS Special "The Tenors: Lead With Your Heart".

Plot

 * For the last three nights since Edd and Lisa became his new crew, Percy began to have a recurring nightmare that he would have been scrapped had it not been for them and the lasting after effects made it difficult for him to stay alert. That night as Edd and Lisa were about to return to their respective homes for the night, Percy suddenly gets their attention. He told them about his nightmare and Edd having been in Percy's place in terms of nightmares (about Eddy) understood this and he felt very sorry and empathetic for Percy. Timmy then shows up and tells stories to remind Percy of the times he experienced frightening memories, but also showed courage. After the last story, Percy was still afraid to go to sleep. Jackie then arrived after Edd texted her for her assistance and Percy explained his problem to her. Jackie kindly assisted Percy by performing "Dream with Me". The song filled Percy with passion overcoming the nightmares he had endured. Finally, Percy was able to sleep well again. The gang then departs as Percy and the other engines slept and snored (like in "Thomas and the Magic Railroad: Fantasy Crossover Edition")

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (repeat)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (repeat)
 * 3) Scaredy Engines (repeat)
 * 4) Percy's Scary Tale (repeat)
 * 5) Percy and the Haunted Mine (repeat)

Song

 * Dream with Me (Performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens as the beginning to the musical score, "Accident" from "The Horse Whisperer" plays to a peaceful Sodor evening scenery shown with the engines working and greeting each other, then the scene fades to sunset while Percy was puffing along the line)
 * Percy: It sure is an honor to have you and Lisa as my drivers, Eddward.
 * Edd: Indeed, Percy. I wouldn't have gotten this job with Lisa if the Red Guy didn't take over the Krusty Krab.
 * Lisa: That Red Guy was a total disgrace to you and Spongebob. Cow and Chicken may have gotten the worse encounters of that creature, but you and Spongebob had the WORST encounter with the Red Guy that you had to leave and quit the Krusty Krab out of being mistreated.
 * Edd: Luckily, Super Cow helped us escape from the Red Guy and flee from him.
 * Percy: Well, here we are! The smelters shed! Now all we have to do is take this trainload of iron to many stations, and the evening's work will be done.
 * (suddenly, as Percy stops, he begins to move again, but against hs own will)
 * Percy (worried): Guys, w-w-where are you taking me?! I past the freight cars with the iron!
 * Edd and Lisa (scared): We're not doing anything, Percy!
 * Percy: What do you mean--?! *suddenly hears evil laughing and a snapping claw and looks back* *screams in fright* Let me go! Please! I won't let you scrap me! Neither will my new crew! (scene goes to Edd and Lisa in Percy's cab with Edd and Lisa jerking on Percy's starter*
 * Edd: *grunting and exhales letting go* It's no use!!!! We can't drive Percy in the opposite direction, Lisa! The diesel is too strong!
 * Lisa: *gasps in horror* Edd! What are we gonna do?!
 * Edd: Think...think...I've got it! Percy! Your whistle! Whistle for help!
 * Percy: Oh! Good idea!
 * (But before Percy can do that, a claw suddenly appears over where Percy's whistle is and breaks off Percy's whistle to keep him from calling for help)
 * Edd: Drat!
 * (Scene then shows the firey furnace and then pans to show our heroes gasping in horror as they are getting closer to it)
 * Lisa (in tears crying on Edd): *sadly gasps* We can't save Percy, Edd! We'll have to make a run for our OWN lives!
 * Edd (tears beginning to form in his eyes): Oh...darn it!
 * (Scene shows Edd and Percy jumping out of his cab)
 * Percy: Edd?! Lisa?!
 * Lisa (in tears): We're sorry, Percy! We can't save you! *sobs in sorrow and guilt*
 * Edd (in tears): Please forgive us, Percy! We've NEVER abandoned ANYONE in our ENTIRE lives before!!!! *cries like he did in the EENE episode, "A Case of Ed"* Oh, I'm so ashanmed...! *voice cracks as he and Lisa run away from the Smelter's*
 * Percy: Oh, dear!
 * (Scene shows the firey furnace again and the camera pans upward to see an upward shot of Percy)
 * Percy: *trembling nervously*
 * (Then, Percy found himself going against the buffers which then broke off and dropped toward the furnace)
 * Percy: *horrified gasp* No! Not me! Not me! BUST MY BUFFERRRRRRSS!!!!!! (Percy is then pushed into the furnace as he screams an echoing scream)
 * (The mysterious diesel laughs evilly as his claw opens and closes repeatedly)
 * (Scene cuts immediately to Tidmouth Sheds with Percy screaming while peeping on his whistle)
 * Percy: *pants, looks back and forth between the sheds. Luckily, the engines are still asleep and he sighs with relief* I'm alive...It was just that bad dream again...!
 * (Scene then goes to later on in the day where the Sodor engines are working, blowing their whistles and greeting each other as they pass by)
 * (Scene then brings us to Percy pulling the mail train and the camera zooms in to see Edd and Lisa in his cab)
 * Edd: Our next destination...Maithwaite Station!
 * Lisa: It may have only been three days since we started work with Percy, but I'd say we've gotten the hang of it!
 * Edd: Most certainly, Lisa.
 * Percy: *yawns*
 * (They soon arrive at the station and Edd and Lisa got out and began to empty out some of the parcels)
 * Percy (groggily): Oh...I'm so tired...
 * (Thomas pulls up next to him with Annie and Clarabel while Percy's eyes are closed)
 * Thomas: Hello, Percy! (blows his whistle)
 * Percy (waking up with a start): *exclaims surprised* Thomas!
 * Thomas: Percy, you seem startled. Why is that?
 * Percy: Sorry, Thomas. I haven't gotten much sleep the past three nights since my new crew arrived.
 * Thomas: Have they been treating you well?
 * Percy: Oh, they're very nice and they drive me and shovel my coal very well. But...
 * Thomas: But what, Percy? Out with it!
 * Percy: The past three nights, I've been having a nightmare about getting ambushed and scrapped by a diesel with a snapping claw, and my new crew abandoned me to run for their lives!
 * Thomas: *gasp* (in his mind; echoing): Diesel with a snapping claw?! That's the very same diesel with a HORRIBLE Sodor history Mr. Conductor had told us about who vowed would come back! He never told Percy since he thought he'd be too scared to accept the terrible truth! Should I tell him?
 * Percy: *nervous tremble* What if I really do get ambushed in the smelters shed?!
 * Thomas: You best tell them your problem, Percy. I'm sure they will understand. (in unison, blows his whistle and puffs away with Annie and Clarabel) Right, Annie? Clarabel?
 * Annie and Clarabel: Right you are, Thomas!
 * Percy: *sighs*
 * (That night at Tidmouth Sheds, Percy had just arrived home while the rest of the engines were asleep)
 * Edd: Another day, another pence. (British coins)
 * Lisa: We'll see you in the morning, Percy!
 * Percy: (hesitates at first, but then plucks up courage) Edd! Lisa! Wait!
 * Lisa; What's the matter, Little Big Guy?
 * Edd: Percy? Is everything alright?
 * Lisa: Did we do something wrong?
 * Percy: No. It's just...*sighs* You're both the BEST crew I've ever had! I NEVER even had a crew as young as you two before. It actually suits me since I was the last engine of Tidmouth Sheds ever thought of!
 * Lisa: Then what's wrong?
 * Percy: *nervous gulp* The last three nights...I had a nightmare of being scrapped...while picking up a trainoad of iron from the Smelter's, I was ambushed by an EVIL, MONSTROUS diesel and get incinerated in the furnace! The two of you try to save me, but my whistle gets crushed ad pulled off by the diesel's mechanical claw...!
 * Lisa: A claw?
 * Edd: That's quite peculiar!
 * Percy: Indeed! And I always wake up in the middle of the night when I get burned in the furnace!
 * (Edd and Lisa gasp in horror)
 * Edd: Oh my!
 * Lisa; That's terrible! We would NEVER abandon ANYONE in danger!
 * Edd: Quite right, Lisa. Nightmares can have lasting after effects. If you're suffering from this nightmare during work, Percy, Lisa and I can solve your problem!
 * Percy: If you say so, Edd...
 * (Timmy appears in his pajamas)
 * Timmy: Hi, guys! Just checkin' up on the engines. (he skims through each one to see they are asleep and then notices Percy is still awake) Percy, you're still awake. The other engines worked hard and have worn themselves out. Why still awake, Percy? Something wrong?
 * Percy: Oh, Mr. Turner! I haven't been able to sleep well at night lately.
 * Edd: Percy told us he has a HORRID nightmare that wakes him up in the middle of the night where he gets scrapped by a monstrous diesel with a mechanical claw!
 * Timmy: *horrified gasp* Oh, man! *in his mind* That sounds like the diesel Mr. Conductor's always told me about! Could it be...THAT diesel...?! (outloud) I get how you feel, Percy. I remember when my fairy godparents taught me a lesson for scaring Poof, my baby godbrother with a scary story by making the lights go out for twelve hours (referring to the FOP episode, "Lights Out") and man, did I learn how he felt! Therefore, I'm here to help. Percy, you've faced a lot at night! You should be able to conquer your dream! Just remember that time you pretended to be a ghost!
 * Percy: That's right, Mr. Turner! Thomas certainly believed I was a real ghost!
 * Edd: This should help us with Percy's nightmare!
 * Lisa: Care to fill us in, Timmy?
 * Timmy: You got it! (blows whistle and "Percy's Ghostly Trick" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Percy and the Haunted Mine")
 * Percy: It's true I saw that the gnomes weren't scary after all, but my nightmare about the Smelter's is another story!
 * (Jackie suddenly arrived)
 * Jackie: Edd! I got your text that Percy was having trouble sleeping.
 * Percy: Oh, hello. You must be Jackie Evancho. You're TRULY loved by all the people AND engines on Sodor!
 * Jackie: I'm flattered. You must be Percy. It's nice to meet you too!
 * Edd: I texted Jackie for her assistance. You see, Percy, like you, I had nightmares of my own about someone I foolishly thought was my friend (referring to Eddy) Whether it's him being a giant and me the size of one of my pet ants in a game of dodgeball...(reference to the EENE episode, "Ed in a Half Shell") or the past three nights prior to moving to Sodor when he tried to make me perish...! (in reference to the episode, "The Eds-orcist")
 * Percy: *gasps in horror* Just like MY nightmare!
 * Jackie: What happens in your nightmare, Percy?
 * Percy: I was about to collect a trainload of iron from the smelters for my last job of the evening, and I was ambushed by a BIG, SCARY diesel with a HORRIBLE history on Sodor! His mechanical claw breaks off my whistle so I wouldn't call for help, and Edd and Lisa abandon me to run for their lives! Then the diesel pushes me closer and closer to the furnace and I become incinerated!
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* Don't you worry, Percy. I'm just the person to help. I've helped so many of my friends including my Eddward and your friend, Thomas (referring to the episode, "Runaway Ed!") It's time for me to help YOU now!
 * Percy: H-H-How are you going to help me, J-J-J-Jackie?
 * Jackie: I know the best way to cure your nightmare the way I comforted Double-D's when Eddy traumatized him of his past Ed-ventures with him, and the times he tried to end Double-D's life in the most scariest fashion.
 * Percy: What did you do to help Edd?
 * Jackie: I slept with him to keep him company, and I let him listen to my heartbeat from my warm, soft skin to help him conquer his nightmares, and heal his mental wounds suffered from Eddy, and he felt and dreamed much better in his sleep. I have the power and special ability to heal people's nightmares for good.
 * Percy: That is very nice and kind of you to do that, Jackie. I am very glad that your healing abilities helped Edd sleep and dream better.
 * Jackie (kindly) Awwww..... thank you, Percy. If I can help Double-D with his nightmares and mental wounds.... I can help YOU conquer your nightmares and heal YOUR mental wounds.
 * Percy: Bless you, Jackie. H-H-How would you do that?
 * Jackie (softly / kindly): That, Percy.... we can work on TOGETHER. *Lisa, Timmy, and Edd blush cutely at the scene* My heavenly voice also heals mental wounds and destroys nightmares. So what we're going to do is this.... you close your eyes and I begin to sing you a heavenly song, when your nightmare comes, try taking calm deep breaths, and as you pass the buffers, let out a peep on your whistle to make the nightmare vanish, and with that, with the help of my healing voice, the nightmare will be gone for good, and you will have ENDLESS happy dreams forever. Does that sound nice to you, Percy?
 * Percy: Y-Y-Y-Yes it does, Jackie. *sadly sniffles* I'll try. *nervous gulp*
 * Jackie (softly / kindly): That's a good engine, Percy. Now close your eyes, sweetie.... go ahead.... *Percy slowly shuts his eyes* (singing) If I could capture the moon.... and paint the sky full of blue..... *proceeds in singing "Dream With Me"* (scene transitions into Percy's nightmare) (as the dream gets scarier, Percy shudders in fear, but with the help of Jackie's healing voice, he took deep breaths, and when he passes the buffers, he lets out a peep on his whistle, and the nightmare magically disappeared similar to how Timmy and Ignazio would disappear foreshadowing "Thomas and the Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition)), appeared safe and sound next to Thomas and Edd and Lisa came up to him, climbed into his cab and he with his new crew and Thomas go for a journey around the Island, and up in the sky, Jackie, as an angel sang from the beautiful heavenly sky, and Percy teared up in happiness)
 * (After Song)
 * Percy: *opens his eyes and sighs* Jackie! That was beautiful! I've conquered my nightmare at last! Bless you so much for helping me, Jackie!
 * Jackie: Glad to have helped, Percy. And I am glad we did it together. *kisses Percy on the cheek, and Percy blushes and tears up in happiness*
 * Edd: I'm proud of you, Jackie! (he and Jackie hug)
 * Timmy: Sweet! But we all better hit the hay! Edd, Lisa and I got a big day of work tomorrow!
 * Lisa: Right.
 * Edd (in unison): Right-o!
 * Jackie: C'mon, love. (to Percy) Goodnight, Percy. Sleep well, tonight! Glad to have helped you!
 * Percy: Goodnight, Jackie! You were a huge help!
 * (The gang then leaves the sheds as the engines snore-whistle the way they would in "Thomas and the Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition)) and the episode ends)

Trivia

 * The diesel in Percy's nightmare is foreshadowed to be Diesel 10 appearing in "Thomas and the Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition)"

Plot

 * Duke The Lost Engine was suffering eternal problems. Every time he was mended, he would either break down or have a mechanical issue. TWICE his boiler nearly exploded due to low water level in the boiler, and many passengers would have been killed. The saddening news came when Sir. Topham Hatt came and told Duke that due to his unending problems, it was time for him to get scrapped in the Smelter's shed that night. Duke was VERY miserable, terrified and scared. Timmy, Lisa, Edd, Percy, Hogarth Hughes (from "The Iron Giant"), Colin, and Jackie came to see Duke and wonder what was wrong. Duke told them the news. They were VERY sad at the news of Duke's demise that night. Timmy told stories of Duke's heroics and great moments. The time that night came when Duke had to go. The engines and a HUGE crowd were outside the Smelters sheds to sadly say goodbye to their hero, as Duke was pushed on a flatcar by Peter Sam and Sir Handel to the Smelters. Inside the Smelters shed were his friends, Timmy, Lisa, Jackie, Edd, Percy, Hogarth, Colin, and Sir. Topham Hatt. They each said their heartfelt goodbyes to Duke. Then Timmy went in front of Duke and said the MOST heartfelt goodbye to his best friend and greatest Sodor hero of all time, and put his hands on Duke's front dashboard and panted sadly while praying in his thoughts. Then Timmy tearfully and softly commanded and while sniffling, "R-R-Roll On, man.... *sadly sniffles". Then the smelters worker, in tears pulled the lever allowing the claw (like in "Stepney Gets Lost") to grab poor Duke, and as he was lifted in the air, everyone watched in sadness. As Duke was dumped in the furnace to be melted down, everyone, including Timmy softly sobbed heavily at the scene, and they all hugged each other at Duke's demise. Later that night, Colin, Hogarth, Lisa, Edd, and Jackie decided to sleep in Percy's shed that night to comfort him. Percy was VERY sad due to Duke's demise. Hogarth told him about life and death (the same way he told the Giant in "The Iron Giant") to try and comfort Percy. Percy felt only a bit better when Hogarth told him about souls, and about being with God. Everyone pitched in to help Hogarth soothe Percy, because it was the VERY first time he witnessed death. Jackie even helped Percy as well, and she sang "The Lord's Prayer" to help Percy feel better, and to let him know that he will be with God if he is scrapped, and when his human friends die of old age.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Funnel (repeat)
 * 2) Granpuff (repeat)
 * 3) Bulldog (repeat)
 * 4) You Can't Win! (repeat)
 * 5) Sleeping Beauty (repeat)

Song

 * The Lord's Prayer (sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins on the Narrow Gauge railway with the little engines working hard and greeting each other as they pass by)
 * (Scene then brings us to Duke chugging along with his passenger train along the country meadow)
 * Duke: Ah, it's a beautiful day. The sun is shining. birds are singing, I'm bringing my friends (passengers) along the wonderful scenery that is my line that draws ahead. What more can a grand engine like me ask for?
 * (Just then, they round the mountain when Duke's boiler slowly began steaming, then profusely at an alarming rate and his whole body began shaking himself and his coaches as well as the passengers who began screaming)
 * Duke: *screams* WHAT'S HAPPENING?!!!!
 * Duke's Driver: It's your boiler, Duke! It's nearing to explode!
 * Duke's Fireman: The passengers and US, you included ARE IN DANGER!!!!!
 * (Everyone screams until they finally rounded the bend and the train came to a halt)
 * (Duke's crew exit his cab to check on the passengers' conditions)
 * Duke's Driver: Is everyone ok?!
 * Duke's Fireman: Whether we're on time or late, safety is our TOP PRIORITY!
 * Passenger: Some of us could be better!
 * Passenger #2: My son was TERRIBLY frightened by our near fate!
 * (Other passengers exclaim in anger and distraught)
 * (Duke's Driver calls for help)
 * Duke's Fireman: Now, everyone, please settle yourselves! I understand it was dangerous for ALL of you, therefore, we're sending for two extra engines to get us to our destination! Stay calm!
 * (Sir Handel and Peter Sam soon arrive to assist)
 * Duke: Falcon! Stuart! Am I glad to see my two favorite engines help their old Granpuff!
 * Sir Handel: We're called Sir Handel and Peter Sam now, Granpuff.
 * Duke: Oh, that's right. I must be getting old.
 * Peter Sam: We're always here to look out for your well-being and help you when you can't keep up.
 * Duke: *sighs* Thank you, Stu...Peter Sam.
 * (The two soon help Duke and his train along to the station)
 * Duke's Fireman: Duke has been suffering MANY difficulties lately!
 * Duke's Driver: Indeed. We've sent him to the works to be mended much more frequently this past week alone!.
 * Duke's Fireman: And they get in the way of getting the passengers to their destinations safely and on time, but more importantly, SAFELY! Not to mention his boiler nearly exploded TWICE counting this one and our passengers almost met a fatal demise!
 * Duke's Driver: *sad sigh* This can only mean one thing...it's time!
 * Duke's Fireman: *gasps in horror* You don't mean...?
 * Duke's Driver: I'm afraid so...we'll have to give word to Sir Topham Hatt once we bring Duke back to the sheds.
 * Duke's Fireman: *sad sigh*...If it's what's best for him (Duke) and the railway then so it must be!
 * (Scene goes to that afternoon as Duke was called to the Narrow Gauge sheds)
 * Duke: *sigh* Thank my stars for my two favorite engines helping their old Granpuff! New names or not, they will ALWAYS be Stuart and Falcon to me!
 * (Sir Topham Hatt arrives in his car. He exits his car and shuts the door)
 * Duke: Oh, good afternoon, Sir. What's the good news for today?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Duke...*distraught sigh*...I'm afraid I must bare some bad news concerning your recent near-fatal accident today.
 * Duke: What is it, Sir?! Are my Driver and Fireman retiring?!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No, Duke. Something worse.
 * Duke: *gasp* Will the passengers tell their friends what a bad railway we are?!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No, Duke. It's bad news...FOR YOU. You've had lots of repairs and new parts given to you, but they've done you no good. It hurts me to say, but, Duke...your time has come.
 * Duke: *horrified gasp* Sir?! Y-y-you don't m-m-m-mean...?!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duke. You are a very old engine and been around for a long time. I'm afraid you can no longer work for the Small Railway anymore. It's been no use trying to fix you. Therefore...you're being scrapped...TONIGHT.
 * Duke: *loud, scared horrified gasp* Sir, please! No!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duke. If I could, I would find a way to keep you, but your last several repairs have failed you HORRIBLY and I can't have engines who operate poorly or idle in the yard. *distraught sigh* For that reason...I'm afraid sending you to the Smelter's yard is the only option for you and the future of my railway!
 * Duke: Are you sure there's no other way, Sir?!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I wish there were, Duke. I wish there were. But for your own good, you MUST be scrapped!
 * Duke: *sighs sadly* I understand, Sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I will see you tonight...*tears up*...for the LAST time! *sobs in sorrow as he enters his car and drives away from the sheds*
 * Duke: *sigh* Oh, dear...
 * (Percy suddenly rolls up carrying Timmy [in his Conductor Outfit], Edd, Lisa, Jackie, Colin [visiting] and Hogarth Hughes [visiting; from the Iron Giant])
 * Percy: Hello, Duke! I want you to meet Hogarth and Colin! They're new friends of mine! Edd, Timmy, Lisa and Jackie met them first and they wanted to pay you a visit too!
 * Colin: This is the Duke ye been telling us about, Lisa?
 * Lisa; Indeed, Colin. He's the one they called "Duke the Lost Engine"!
 * Hogarth: Wow!
 * Duke: Oh...hello, everyone.
 * Edd: Duke, are you alright?
 * Jackie: Is something troubling you, Duke?
 * Duke: Sir Topham Hatt just told me the most DREADFUL news I could EVER be told!
 * Percy: *gasp* What kind of dreadful news?!
 * Duke: I'm afraid you won't like it, youngster.
 * Lisa: Please, Duke! What is this horrible news?!
 * Duke: *sighs in despair with tears in his eyes* I'm...I'm...
 * Timmy:  What?! Duke, what's happening to you?!
 * Hogarth: Please tell us, Duke.
 * Duke (tears in his eyes): I'm...being...SCRAPPED!
 * (The gang gasps in shock and sadness)
 * Lisa: Scrapped?!
 * Hogarth (sadly): *gasps in horror*
 * Duke: I've been to the works time and time again, but my problems are unending! My passengers nearly PERISHED twice due to my irreparable condition! For the RIGHT reasons, Sir Topham Hatt says scrapping me is the ONLY way for me!
 * (The gang gasps)
 * Edd (tears in his eyes): I can't believe you're being scrapped! (cries as Jackie hugs and comforts him while tears poured out of her eyes too and sadly gasps)
 * Lisa: *cries on Colin*
 * Colin (tears in his eyes): Dry your tears, Lass. Death is NEVER easy to cope with.
 * Percy (tears in his eyes): Death? What's death?
 * Timmy (tears in his eyes): *sniffles* You see, Percy, what scrap is to you engines, death is to us people!
 * Percy (tears in his eyes): *gasps and cries* Duke...*sniffles* You're the HERO of ALL us engines! You've had lots of heroics and great stories!
 * Timmy (tears in his eyes): Percy's right, Duke...*gasps sadly and sniffles* We really wish you'd get better! Think of the things you'll miss! Like Peter Sam spending the rest of his life with his new funnel!
 * Duke: Oh, Stuart's new funnel! He'd never looked better! Tell me the story won't you please, Mr. Turner?
 * Timmy (tears in his eyes; sniffling): Anything for you...Granpuff! (blows whistle and "Special Funnel" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after "Sleeping Beauty")


 * Duke (sadly / in tears): That was the very last time I ever felt happy in my life being home after so many years..... *sad sigh*.... but now.... *sadly sniffles*... I will be heading to a new home tonight.
 * Percy (sadly): What do you mean, Duke? W-W-What new home?
 * Hogarth (sadly / rubbing Percy): I will tell you tonight, Percy. Don't worry.
 * (scene fades to the Smelters yard where crowds of people and engines arrived to take a last look and give a last goodbye to Duke / while Duke was on a flatcar pushed by Peter Sam and Sir Handel*
 * Duke (as the crowd cheered and waved goodbye sadly and the engines cheered and whistled goodbye to him ): *cries and sniffles* G-G-G-Goodbye to y-y-you all.... we will reunite again soon.... *sadly sniffles* *scene fades inside the Smelters shed where Percy, Sir. Topham Hatt, Timmy, Lisa, Edd, Jackie, Colin, and Hogarth were waiting sadly for him*
 * (as the train stopped, the workmen immediately sadly rolled Duke off the flatcar, and onto the tracks, then Duke looks at the Smelters claw hanging above him, and he shivers in sad fear*
 * Sir. Topham Hatt (softly / calmly): And now my dear friends..... *sad deep sigh*.... let's all say our heartfelt goodbyes. Starting with you, Percy.
 * Percy (sadly / praising Duke for his heroics): Duke...I'll never forget how brave and wise you were.
 * Colin (sadly / praising Duke for his heroics): I may have only known ye shortly, but you'll always be an inspiration to me!
 * Hogarth (sadly / praising Duke for his heroics): Duke.... *sadly sniffles* Even though this is my first and last time meeting you.... you have been a TRUE hero to the Island Of Sodor, ESPECIALLY the narrow gauge railway. You will be missed forever and ever. We will never forget you.
 * Lisa (sadly / praising Duke for his heroics): Duke...it was a TRUE  miracle you had been alive after being buried in your shed (referring to the Thomas story, Granpuff), but now...it's time for you to go...! *sobs while hugging Colin*
 * Jackie (sadly / praising Duke for his heroics): Duke The Lost Engine.... *sadly sighs*.... You have been a LOYAL steam locomotive to your fellow locomotives and passengers. After tonight.... you will not be suffering anymore. You were the HEART of the narrow-gauge railway. Y-Y-You will be missed..... *sadly sniffles*
 * Edd (sadly / praising Duke for his heroics): Duke...*sniffles* it's been an HONOR to have known you and heard the stories of your GREATEST heroics! The way you helped Sir Handel or as you think of him as Falcon, was something A TRUE friend does for someone! *sobs while hugging Jackie, and Jackie hugs and nuzzles him calmly*
 * Sir Topham Hatt (sadly / praising Duke for his heroics): Duke The Lost Engine... *sadly sniffles and sighs*.... I truly want to thank you for your faithful service to my railway. You always were on time, and you NEVER let our faithful passengers down. After tonight, we will remember you as the greatest hero of the rails, and the HEART of the narrow-gauge railroad. *sadly sniffles*
 * Timmy (sadly / praising Duke for his heroics): *walks slowly in front of Duke* Duke.... *sadly sniffles*... you had been the most... *sad gulp*.... the TRUE heart of the narrow-gauge railway.... a-a-and the n-n-narrow gauge railway w-w-won't be the s-s-s-same without you..... but don't w-w-worry... *sadly looks at Duke, and Duke looks sadly at him*..... we WILL meet again, my ol' friend. *slowly puts both his hands on Duke's front dashboard and prays for about a minute, scene cuts to the gang's sad bittersweet faces* G-G-Goodbye, my ol' friend.... *sadly sniffles, as he takes a step or two back* (to the workman with the lever) R-R-Roll on, man.... *sadly sniffles*
 * (workman pulls the lever for the claw to slowly come down and grab a hold of him)
 * everyone looks very sad as Duke was being lifted in the air, scene cuts to sad Timmy whose look became MORE sadder and sobs as Duke was dropped into the furnace and scrapped, and the scene cuts to the gang hugging each other sadly in grief, then the scene fades into Percy's shed with Lisa, Timmy, Edd, Jackie, Colin, and Hogarth in Percy's shed to comfort poor Percy who witnessed death for the very first time*
 * Percy (sobbing heavily / as everyone rubs him soothingly): I just, c-c-can't believe Duke is GONE FOREVER! I will miss him very much! I probably won't work for days because I will be VERY sad missing him! *sobs heavily*
 * Tmmy (while rubbing Percy / sadly): Trust me, Percy. We all feel bad just as much as you do.
 * Percy (sobbing heavily / as everyone rubs him and shushes him calmly): I really don't want to die! I will be gone FOREVER just like Duke! It's bad to die! *sobs heavily as everyone rubs and shushes him calmly*
 * Edd (whispering to Hogarth / while rubbing Percy): Perhaps Percy could use a little therapeutic advice from you, Hogarth.
 * Hogarth (whispering to Edd / while rubbing Percy): Don't worry, Edd. I have.
 * Edd (whispering to Hogarth): Bless you, Hogarth.
 * Hogarth (sadly / calmly): We know how bad you feel about Duke, Percy. But it's not your fault. Things die. It's part of life. It's bad to KILL.... but it's NOT bad to die.
 * Percy (sadly / as everyone rubs him calmly): D-D-Do YOU die, Hogarth? *sadly sniffles*
 * Hogarth (sadly / calmly): Well.... yes. Someday.
 * Percy (sadly / calmly): D-D-Do I d-d-die?
 * Hogarth (sadly / calmly / soothingly): Well, yes.... you will be scrapped someday when you're old.... *Percy tears up more and sobs a bit and Hogarth rubs his face, along with the gang rubbing Percy* but you have FEELINGS.... *sits down on Percy's front dashboard* and you think about things. And that means.... you have a SOUL. And souls.... DON'T DIE.
 * Percy (sadly / calmly): *looks up in the air* Souls...? W-W-What's that? *sadly sniffles*
 * Hogarth (calmly / soothingly): Mom says it's something inside with all good things, and that it goes on forever and ever.
 * Colin (sadly / calmly): Hogarth is right, Lad. Souls are forms of eternal life. When we die, our life doesn't go away completely.... it just CHANGES. *Timmy, Lisa, Jackie, and Edd slowly nod their heads in agreement*
 * Hogarth (calmly / soothingly): Exactly. Colin is right, Percy. When we die.... our souls go to a special place in the sky called HEAVEN, and we live forever.
 * Percy (sadly / calmly): Heaven? W-W-What's that?
 * Hogarth (calmly / soothingly): Heaven is where our souls go when we die. Heaven is God's kingdom, and God is the one who created the world and even US. Duke is with GOD now. He is seeing God's beautiful face up in Heaven.
 * Edd (calmly / soothingly): Hogarth is right, Percy. We are ALL going to Heaven when we die to be with God, and we'll reunite with Duke again.
 * Percy (sadly / calmly): Really? No wonder why Timmy said that he will meet him again while saying his last goodbyes to Duke. *closes his eyes and tears trickle down his face*
 * Timmy (calmly / while rubbing Percy): That's because I KNOW that Duke will be waiting for us when our time comes.
 * Lisa (calmly / soothingly): Duke is not suffering anymore, Percy. Be happy he is in Heaven pulling passenger coaches of the Heavenly Express.
 * Percy (sadly / calmly): T-T-That sounds nice, L-L-Lisa... *sadly sniffles* I-I-I-I am STILL afraid to die, guys. I don't want to suffer pain. *sadly sniffles* And I will miss Duke FOREVER. *sobs as the gang rubs him calmly*
 * Jackie (calmly / soothingly): Awwww.... I'm sure Duke wouldn't want to see you cry and be upset, Percy. Please don't be afraid.... *shushes him calmly as she and the gang rub him sootingly* You know what me and Double-D do at a grievious time like this?
 * Percy (sadly / calmly): W-W-What you do and Edd do, Jackie?
 * Jackie (calmly / soothingly): We pray to God.
 * Edd (sadly / calmly): Jackie is right, Percy. Praying is a way of talking to God, and he usually answers our prayers if we are in serious danger and need the strength and spirits to handle difficult challenges, and for forgiveness and love.
 * Percy (sadly / calmly): So... I guess praying really does help you guys become better and stronger and learn to love and forgive.
 * Jackie (calmly / soothingly): Exactly, Percy. How's about we all join together in a group prayer for Duke The Lost Engine?
 * (everyone agrees, makes the sign of the cross, and begins praying, and the intro to "The Lord's Prayer" begins in the background)
 * Jackie (while praying / singing): Our father...... *scene fades to animations fitting each lyric* Which art in Heaven.... *procededs in "The Lord's Prayer"*
 * (after song)
 * Everyone: *hugs poor Percy, and episode ends*

Trivia

 * The scrapping scene will spoof the execution scene from the movie, "The Green Mile".
 * The episode is a special tribute in loving memory of actor, Michael Clarke Duncan (1957-2012).

Plot

 * Timmy and Bubbles spend a night in sleeping bags under the stars. Timmy tells Thomas Stories of Bubbles' choice. They also discuss Timmy's troubles with Trixie and his other problems in Dimmsdale as well as their plans to get married. Bubbles, too tells a story for and to Timmy.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Bumped (repeat)
 * 2) Train Stops Play (repeat)
 * 3) Thomas and the Moles
 * 4) Thomas' Trusty Friends (repeat)
 * 5) Happy Ever After (repeat)

Song

 * L'Abitudine (by Andrea Bocelli & Helene Hellwig)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Timmy and Bubbles lying down inside their sleeping bags on flat land at night laying under the moon and the stars)
 * Bubbles: Isn't the night beautiful, Timmy Bear?
 * Timmy: I sure know it, Bubbly Bunny
 * Bubbles: Your tank-tops you sleep in are so cute, Timmykins.
 * Timmy: And your blue gown looks epically beautiful like your eyes.
 * Bubbles: (giggles) You're my first real boyfriend.
 * Timmy: And your only boyfriend, right?
 * Bubbles: Of course! *giggles* Even Ms. Keane, The Professor and my sisters are loyal to you. (In reference to "Cheer Up, Bubbly")
 * Timmy: I've met lots of girls who have turned me down like Trixie, but you, in comparison to all of them, are an angel.
 * Bubbles: *blushes* You know just what to say to take your girl's breath away.
 * Timmy: And I know just the way to please you tonight. What shall your Thomas Story picks be tonight, dear?
 * Bubbles: Oh! Oh! What about the one where Thomas got into a boo-boo, but then cute little Bertie helped him?!
 * Timmy: Anything for you, my Bubbly Bunny. (reaches into his pocket for his whistle). Enjoy, my dear! (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Bumped" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after "Thomas' Trusty Friends")
 * Bubbles: Ned was so nice to want to help!! I'm happy that accident showed he was able to!
 * Timmy: I'm glad you're enjoying our night together, sweets.
 * Bubbles: Timmy, I don't want to sound jealous, but...
 * Timmy: But what, Bubs? You can tell me. As a couple, we must tell each other everything.
 * Bubbles: It's just...you've told me stories so much...that...
 * Timmy: Yes...?
 * Bubbles: I've always wanted to tell some to you! I know the story of Percy helping with Mrs. Kyndlley's wedding by my little heart!
 * Timmy: Bubbles, I thought you'd never say that, but I was going to give you...
 * Bubbles: Yes...?
 * Timmy: This. (in unison, her presents Bubbles with a story whistle.)
 * Bubbles: OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! I'm so excited!!!!
 * Timmy: I knew you'd be happy. Mr. Conductor keeps a great supply of whistles around should one ever disappear and he and I have more for back-up.
 * Bubbles: Thank you, Timmy! (hugs him)
 * Timmy: (face blushing) So, Bubsy, are you ready to tell your first Thomas story?
 * Bubbles: Yes, siree! Here I go! (blows whistle and "Happy Ever After" begins)


 * (After "Happy Ever After")
 * Timmy: *yawns* Well, I think we should head off to sleep.
 * Bubbles: (cutely) Awwww... Timmy...
 * Timmy: *yawns*
 * [Bubbles slowly floats into Timmy's sleeping bag and begins cuddling with him]
 * ("L'Abitudine" slowly fades in in unison to Bubbles entering Timmy's sleeping bag)
 * Timmy: *opens his eyes* Awwww..... Bubbles, I didn't know you can fit into my sleeping bag with me. Your skin feels warm and soft... ahhh.... and your breath smells like fresh blueberries.
 * Bubbles: *giggles*
 * Timmy: It's just too bad Trixie never liked or appreciated me the way you do. She would always call on her deputies (referring to Tad and Chad), that big "security guy" who'd send me and my friends flying into garbage pails in the school cafeteria, or do anything to get me far away from her distance. I didn't know what I was gonna do...
 * Bubbles (while cuddling with Timmy): (cutely & softly) Shhh...shhhh....shhh...shhh.... (calmly) Timmy, don't believe Trixie. To tell you the truth, Timmy, you're the very first boy I ever liked who wasn't a bad guy. (referring to Boomer) Trixie was a big and painfully beautiful stinker. She judged you by the fact you weren't rich or popular and because of the size of your tooth.
 * Timmy: Yeah, what's up with that?! My tooth is big, but it's no giant! And how did you judge me?
 * Bubbles: *puts hand on Timmy's heart* I judged you from here.... and that's why you're safe with me,Timmypie. *slowly wraps her arms around Timmy and slowly & softly kisses Timmy on the cheek* By the way, there's nothing wrong with the size of your tooth. To me, it's unique which they call unique, beautiful. (While nuzzling Timmy's cheek) You always treated me like I was your cute little pet and I loved you like the couple we were destined to be. I just hope that I could spend time and be with you forever. (Slowly kisses Timmy on the cheek)
 * Timmy (while cuddling with Bubbles): I thought the same, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles (while cuddling Timmy): *gasps cutely* (sweetly) you did?
 * Timmy: I actually did. Bubbles may I ask you a question?
 * Bubbles: (softly) Awww.....
 * Timmy: Bubbles.... will you.... *Bubbles softly covers his mouth*
 * Bubbles: Yes, Timmy. * put right hand on her heart and tears up* I love you like a brother! (voice cracks in the end) *wraps arms around Timmy and kisses him on the lips*
 * Bubbles' heart inside her skin glows brightly blue, and beats on Timmy's stomach where Timmy can feel it beat*
 * Timmy (to himself while kissing Bubbles on the lips): Man I feel her heart pumping in my stomach, and I actually see it glowing blue. She really LOVES me. Guess Bubbles knew what I was gonna say. This is definitely a night to remember. I finally get to marry my love, Bubbles and maybe we'll even have children! (foreshadowing Thomas And The Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition) as well as Tommy and Tammy from the FOP TV movie, "Channel Chasers" debuting.).
 * Timmy (while cuddling): I love you Bubbles.
 * Bubbles (while cuddling): I love you, my adorable little Timmy. *giggles*
 * Timmy (while cuddling): Hey Bubbles, can we get my uncle, NYPD officer Robert Barone (from "Everybody Loves Raymond") and his crew to arrest Trixie's so-called "security guards" to teach Trixie and the rich kids a lesson even though I'll never be in school anymore?
 * Bubbles: *giggles sweetly* You're the best, Timmy....
 * (episode ends with Timmy and Bubbles cuddling inside Timmy's sleeping bag and song continues in through the end credits)

Trivia

 * In this episode, Timmy was wearing a tank-top, and Bubbles was wearing a gown inside their sleeping bags.
 * Bubbles tells the last story and this is the only episode in the series that she tells a Thomas Story. (She also tells one in the mini wiki page-special "I Now Pronounce You Ed and Wife" focusing on Edd and Jackie's wedding.)

Plot

 * Bart and Buttercup were in the PPG house alone one rainy night. No one was in the house but them due to Bubbles out with Timmy (on their date in the previous episode taking place the same night as this episode), the Professor and Ms. Keane on their honeymoon, and Blossom and Jimmy at Jimmy's house (on their date next episode taking place the same night as the other 2 couples). Meanwhile Homer & Marge were out with Maggie and Abe to dinner. Bart tries making Buttercup feel better by telling her how much he loves her, and tells her Thomas Stories (with a Thomas Story whistle Timmy gave him) of Buttercup's choice (action on Sodor). After the last story, Bart and Buttercup DEEPLY confess their love for each other, even Buttercup kindly understood when she calmed poor sad Bart down when he told her about his troubles with females, especially DARCY. Heartfelt Buttercup kindly told Bart HER troubles with Butch to help Bart understand her male troubles to help him feel better. They each kindly gave a warm hug. Then Bart proposed to Buttercup and Buttercup agreed, happily cried and hugged him. After that, while on the couch holding hands, Bart played "Let's Not Be Alone Tonight" by R5, Buttercup's favorite boy-band (on Buttercup's remote-controlled 5.1 surround-sound home theater), and they both hugged and kissed on the couch while the song played, and through the end credits.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Big Surprise for Percy (three-peat)
 * 2) A Close Shave for Duck (three-peat)
 * 3) Busy Going Backwards (three-peat)
 * 4) Salty's Stormy Tale (three-peat)
 * 5) Heroes (three-peat)

Song

 * Let's Not Be Alone Tonight (performed by R5)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with view of the PPG house on a rainy night, then inside the PPG bedroom)
 * Buttercup: I hate rainy days! I need to have fun with my boyfriend playing street-baseball! I need to punch!
 * Bart (feeling bored): Same here, Butter-babe. What should we do?
 * Buttercup: Hey! Let's see if your dad can play "Homer-base" in one of those indoor sports game you made up!
 * Bart: Wish Homeboy could, babe, but I ain't busting Homeboy's beer bottles now, he, Mom, and Maggie are at Grandpa's "celebration dinner" at the place where Mom and Dad had their first date.
 * Buttercup (sadly): *sad sigh* Then what do you think we should do to wait out tonight's "rains of Snoresville"?
 * Bart: What about...stories?
 * Buttercup: Stories? What'chu talking about, Bart?
 * Bart: C'mon, you love action, right?
 * Buttercup: Of course I do, Bart-dude! Those Island of Sodor stories are packed with action!
 * Bart: It just so happens I know a bunch by heart; Man, I've been paying MORE attention than usual to Mr. Conductor and Timmy. ESPECIALLY action-packed ones And, my man, Timmy, even gave me this. (in unison, whips out a silver whistle.)
 * Buttercup: Oh, sweet!
 * Bart: You name a story, I am at your command.
 * Buttercup: Alright, let me see...Hey! Tell me the one where Percy was looking for excitement! At least, he'd know how we're feeling tonight.
 * Bart: No problem-o! (blows whistle and "A Big Surprise for Percy' begins)

Quote 2

 * (after "Heroes")
 * Buttercup: Oh, boy! That story gave me chills! Thanks, babe.
 * Bart: Anytime, B.C.
 * Buttercup: What should we do now?
 * Bart: Well...I guess there's...one...thing...
 * Buttercup: What, Bart? Out with it!
 * Bart: (gulps) This has been the hardest thing I've had to do all night. And if I do this, I'll risk a broken heart...again.
 * Buttercup: What do you mean, "broken heart again"?
 * Bart: I guess I can tell ya, Butter-babe. Before I met you, (tears up) I've had a lot of girlfriends and every relationship never lasted long! (cries) And, Darcy...Oh, man, she was the worst!!! (cries again)
 * Buttercup: Hey, come on. Stop, Bart. Or you'll make me...(sad gasp) *crying tone* Now I am!!!!! (cries)
 * Bart: (wipes tear) Why are YOU crying?
 * Buttercup (wiping her tears): Before we were an item... you know Butch...?
 * Bart: Yeah, that dude with his own trio of super-powered siblings?
 * Buttercup: That's the one. He...he...tricked me! (tears up again) He tricked me to think he was on the good guys' side, but was using me to wreak havoc!!!! I can't believe I believed him!!!
 * Bart: Hey, it's alright. I've done stupid things too. Things that got me in trouble with the law. And if it cheers you up...(proposes a wedding bracelet to her since she has no fingers to put a ring on.)
 * Buttercup: Y-y-you mean-???
 * Bart: Buttercup Utonium, I have loved you since the day we met. Our love for action and violence is what clicked us together. So I ask...Will you marry me?
 * Buttercup: Heck, yes! (takes the bracelet and wears it then she hugged Bart crying happily)
 * Bart (tears of happiness running down his cheeks): And hey, don't we also love R5?
 * Buttercup: You know it!
 * (Bart plays R5's "Let's Not Be Alone Tonight" on Buttercup's remote-controlled 5.1 Surround Sound home-theater)
 * (The two held hands, looked into each others eyes, kissed and cuddled as the song played through the credits ending the episode)

Trivia

 * This is the only time Bart Simpson tells Thomas Stories.
 * This is the first episode to use "three-peats" in this case to keep the theme proper and fair to the main interest of a particular couple.

Plot

 * Blossom and Jimmy Neutron were alone in Jimmy's room one night while Goddard was having his latest software update installed inside him overnight. Jimmy and Blossom. Jimmy and Blossom were talking about their strong love for each other. Jimmy pulls out a Thomas Story whistle from his pocket (given by Timmy as a gift) and treats Blossom to Thomas Stories of her choice. After the Thomas Stories, Jimmy and Blossom each calmly but tearfully confess their problems with girls and boys, especially the fact that Brick who tried manipulating Blossom to wreak havoc, causing Blossom to dump the Rowdyruff Boy. Jimmy then pulled a wedding bracelet from his pocket and engaged her. Jimmy played Il Divo's cover of "I Will Always Love You" on his 5.1 surround sound watch he invented the day prior as he and Blossom, hugged, laughed, kissed and cuddled through the end credits.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal (three-peat)
 * 2) The Flying Kipper (three-peat)
 * 3) Edward's Exploit (three-peat)
 * 4) Percy's Promise (three-peat)
 * 5) Four Little Engines (three-peat)

Song

 * I Will Always Love You (performed by Il Divo)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with the Neutron Logo transition as the camera eases in on Jimmy's bedroom window)
 * Goddard: *whines nervously*
 * Jimmy: Don't be like that, Goddard. I-it's just a simple tune-up to your software.
 * Blossom: You'll be ok, boy. You won't even feel a thing while you're in sleep mode. (rubs Goddard's head) No, you won't. No, you won't. (in unison, Goddard panted happily while moving his front left metal paw)
 * Jimmy: Thanks a lot for coming over, Blossom. Normally, Carl and Sheen are no help at all when I'm busy with my science business. Fortunately, Sheen's on a date with Libby and Carl's sick in bed with a minor fever.
 * Blossom: I don't mind a bit. With your parents out for the evening, it was the perfect opportunity for us to be alone.
 * Jimmy: I'll say. It's nice having a girl over I can talk to without getting into fights. (to Goddard) Ok, boy, sleep mode will last overnight and it'll be over before you know it.
 * (Then Goddard went into sleep mode)
 * Blossom: But I don't get it, Jimmy. Why's Cindy always putting you down and calling you Nerd-tron?
 * Jimmy: Ah, it's because she was the smartest kid at my school until I came along. Sure, she has her gentle side, but she makes me so angry rest of the time!!!!
 * Blossom: Jimmy, calm down! (gives him a shoulder massage.)
 * Jimmy: (sighs with relief) Oh, Blossom, you have magical hands. And this is coming from a former magic disbeliever.
 * Blossom: Thanks. (blushes) It's nothing really.
 * Jimmy: Nothing!? My anger immediately went away the moment your massaging vibes went through my shoulders. It was exquisite!
 * Blossom: Gee, Jimmy. If you really say so...
 * (The two smile romantically at each other.)
 * Blossom: What should we do to spend our evening alone together?
 * Jimmy: Well, Blossom, it just so happens, I know some stories and Timmy gave me a little something...(presents his story whistle)
 * Blossom: Alright, Jimmy! You tell Thomas stories now too?! And you even put your logo on it. Nice touch.
 * Jimmy: Thank you, my sweet Blossom. I thought I'd give it my own style. What shall your story choices be this evening?
 * Blossom: Since Goddard's being updated and judging how well my massage stopped your anger, what about that story about Henry?
 * Jimmy: And I've just the idea by which one you mean. Let's blast! (blows whistle sounding scientifically modified and "Henry's Special Coal" begins.)

Quote 2

 * (After last story)
 * Blossom: (wiping a tear): That ending made me happy for Skarloey.
 * Jimmy: I'm glad I've made you happy, my dear. You are SO much better than Cindy. She always gave me so much grief, it was infuriating!!!!
 * Blossom: I'm very sorry Cindy mistreated you so much, Jimmy. Please, share your troubles you had with Cindy.
 * Jimmy: Well...*deep breath* Here it goes. Cindy would always cause me to argue with her. She'd embarrass me, not to mention AS me as well in a freak brain exchange mishap once (referring to the Jimmy Neutron episode, Trading Faces), cause problems for my inventions, would find excuses both petty and out of nowhere to fight with me and would make it so hard to really develop a relationship with her! *cries into his hands*
 * Blossom: There, there, Jimmy...*rubs his back and shushes him to calm him down* Cindy may have given you a lot of grief, but she has her good intentions too.
 * Jimmy: *sniffles* Yeah... she was the only one who understood me when the other kids were hard on me for our parents being kidnapped by aliens (referring to the "Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius" movie), owned up for her horrible attitude towards me the time she, our friends and I developed superpowers (reference to the JN episode, "The N-Men") AND stood up for me when no one believed me about the Yolkians' revenge. (referring to the JN TV movie, The Egg-pire strikes back) *cheering up* You're right, Blossom. But still, a married life with Cindy isn't the married life I want. Trust me. (referring to the JN episode, The Tomorrow Boys)
 * Blossom: You know, Jimmy, it isn't just you who's had problems with a significant other.
 * Jimmy: W-what do you mean?
 * Blossom: There's this enemy of mine...his name's Brick.
 * Jimmy: Please, go on, Blossom. You heard my problems, it's my turn to help with your problem.
 * Blossom: He, along with his brothers, Boomer and Butch were created by Mojo Jojo whom we defeated at first through...*gulps* affection...but then they were revived by HIM. (referring to the PPG episodes, The Rowdyruff Boys and The Boys Are Back in Town) H-he one day...informed me that he wanted to fight on the side of justice...even develop a relationship with me! So when I accepted and helped him...he...he...(tears up)
 * Jimmy: He what? Blossom, you must say. Problems won't get better if you don't explain everything! I want to help!
 * Blossom: He made me attack innocent civilians! That's right...(sad gasp) He used me to create melee and worse...make everyone in Townsville hate me!!!! (cries)
 * (Jimmy hugs Blossom and ran his hand down her hair)
 * Jimmy: Shhhh...it's all right, Blossom. Even great geniuses can make mistakes. But you know what we can do?
 * Blossom (looks up at Jimmy): What's that?
 * Jimmy: Like the purpose of academics, we can learn from our mistakes.
 * Blossom (cheering up): And we don't want to repeat history!
 * Jimmy: And, I have something to present to you. Observe. (clicks button on a remote and a dish on wheels rolled up to them with a wedding bracelet and a card reading Blossom's name in cursive rose up)
 * Blossom: For me?! Jimmy, it's beautiful!
 * Jimmy: Before you put it on, I must ask...(kneels on one knee) Blossom Utonium, you are the most comforting, most intelligent, most beautiful and most kind-hearted young woman I've known since the day of our first encounter. Will you take this wedding bracelet as the key to open the doors of our wedded future?
 * Blossom: Of course! Jimmy, you have no idea how long I've wanted to get married! I just needed time to find the right partner! The one who would be the red wire to MY own red wire.
 * Jimmy: May I?
 * Blossom: Yes, you may!
 * (Jimmy places the bracelet on Blossom's arm and the two share their first kiss with each other)
 * Blossom: I think the right song is in order for this appropriate moment.
 * Jimmy: I know just the right song. Unlike Cindy, you and I wouldn't argue so frequently to the point we would divorce in a matter of months.
 * Blossom: Jimmy, what are you talking about?
 * Jimmy: I'm saying a husband and wife should only debate over important things and still love each other...always!
 * Blossom: Jimmy...that's...touching...!
 * Jimmy: (clicks another button and a disco ball lowered from his ceiling followed by the lights dimming except for the small lights produced by the disco ball) And here's the song I was hinting at.
 * (Then Jimmy pressed another button and finally plays Il Divo's cover of "I Will Always Love You" on his system)
 * Blossom: Now I understand!
 * Jimmy: I'm glad to hear it.
 * (The song continued as Jimmy and Blossom cuddled and laugh throughout the end credits)

Trivia

 * This is the only time Jimmy Neutron tells Thomas Stories.

Plot

 * Lisa and Colin were hanging out on the sofa with Lisa romantically resting her head on Colin's head (with Colin rubbing and messaging her). Lisa enjoys being reunited with Colin, and the fact that Colin was soothing her, taking her away from her daily stress of work. Lisa and Colin talk about their futures, especially Lisa informing him about her and her friends being recruited by Jack Fassler to drive in the NASCAR Winston Cup Series (foreshadowing the "NASCAR 2000 Fantasy Edition" wiki-race series), and she decided to tell Colin Island Of Sodor stories of Colin's choice (with a Thomas Story whistle given by Timmy as a gift). After the stories, they began healing their mental wounds about Milhouse Van Houten and Ralph Wiggum, because they BOTH had terrible experiences with them. Colin soon reaches into his pocket and presents to Lisa an engagement ring and proposes to her. Lisa tearfully agreed, After the engagement, Lisa decided to show Colin the sights of Sodor on a clear night, so they walked (while holding hands) all the way to Tidmouth Sheds with everyone asleep. Lisa gently wakes up Percy in his shed, she tells Percy (in a whispering way) that Colin engaged her and shows him her ring. Percy was very happy for Lisa and he agreed to take Colin and Lisa out for a romantic nighttime journey. The song "Il Mistero Dell'Amore" ("The Mystery Of Love") by Andrea Bocelli plays in the background during the journey. Lisa and Colin (still in Percy's cab as Percy parked on a beautiful hillside) kissed romantically under the moon and stars, and the episode faded into the end credits, still into the song, and the song plays the episode out.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Donald & Douglas (three-peat)
 * 2) The Deputation (three-peat)
 * 3) Emily's New Coaches (three-peat)
 * 4) Oliver's Find (three-peat)
 * 5) Harvey To The Rescue (three-peat)

Song

 * Il Mistero Dell'Amore ["The Mystery of Love"] (performed by Andrea Bocelli)

Quote 1

 * (Episodes opens with the engines puffing past each other while friendly greeting one another as they did their night jobs.)
 * (We then pan over to a house and zoom in until we saw Lisa and Colin on the couch)
 * Colin (massaging Lisa's head as she was lying on Colin's): This is some house ye have, Lass.
 * Lisa: Colin, you have no idea how happy I am to see you since the New Year's Eve Party. (referring to the episode, "Mr. Conductor's New Year's Eve Party") Working on Sodor can get stressful, but you make me feel so comfortable and safe unlike Ralph and Milhouse. Not only that, I'd rather have a relationship than be one of the popular girls who think they're so cool and all that.
 * Colin: You're much better than those girls, Lass. You already got something they don't. A partner who will always be there for ya and a job working with a talking locomotive. Truthfully, I never imagined such a thing. I still don't know them all well enough though.
 * Lisa: I think you will. Especially after...(reaches behind her and pulls out a story whistle) you hear what they're like.
 * Colin: That's a mighty fine whistle you got there. Where'd ye get it?
 * Lisa: My friend, Timmy. He has a stash of these in the signal-house painting at Shining Time Station.
 * Colin: Stashed in a painting, you say?
 * Lisa: We're on the Island of Sodor inhabited by engines that speak! Believe it. So, who would you like to hear about first?
 * Colin: Those Scottish engines I saw today seemed rather nice. What're their names?
 * Lisa: I'm glad you asked. Let's begin. (blows whistle and "Donald and Douglas" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Harvey To The Rescue")
 * Colin: Well, I'll be there-! Harvey's happy to reside here on Sodor now?
 * Lisa: That he is, Colin. And the engines are very fond of him and they inform him to clear up their accidents and misfortunes.
 * Colin: Ye think he'd clean up after Ralph's everyday "uh-oh"s?
 * Lisa (while beginning to remember her horrible woes with Ralph and Milhouse): Well, if Harvey was a person or Ralph was...was- *begins to tear up*
 * Colin: What's wrong, Lass?
 * Lisa (sadly): I'm sorry, I'm sorry Colin. *breathes heavily in sadness*
 * Colin: *hugs Lisa tightly to calm her down little by little* Lisa... Lass... calm down.... *shushes her calmly*
 * Lisa: *looks at Colin with tears in her eyes and her lips and eyes quivering*
 * Colin: I'm here for ye, Lass. I can heal ye mental wounds.
 * Lisa (sadly and tearfully): It's just...Ralph Wiggum has always been the most impossible kid at my school to teach or even get him to understand anything that's going on around him! I mean...he says the most ridiculous of things! Some of them don't even make any sense! *sobs* He even fell in love with me when I gave him a Valentine's card out of pity. (referring to "The Simpsons" episode, "I Love Lisa") He also embarrassed me on public TV when we went to the Krusty anniversary show, but I made myself look worse when I raised my voice at him! His father's blackmailing Krusty AND our teacher, Ms. Hoover are the reasons why we even got tickets AND he played George Washington in the school play, even if he did give a good performance. And eventually, despite I never liked him, made me believe I'd NEVER find somebody to love me! *sobs harder*
 * Colin: I know how ye feel, Lass. I've had me problems with the unusual lad myself.
 * Lisa: (sadly and tearfully): You have?
 * Colin: Yes, he'd utter his nonsensical Ralph-isms whenever I'd interact with him, why, I even once went to his house offering him our slogan to "Go Green for Springfield". Surprisingly, he thought I meant for him to go "gangrene" like the skin condition of that group of boys' whom ye and Edd had trouble tutoring (referring to the episode, "Ed=Mc2") and his father, Clancy having had a little too much to drink, believed his son's misinterpretation. Ye don't have to worry, Lass. Ralph was merely born that way. Not everyone can be born like the average person. And I'm sure what he said wasn't intended as a way of...how does your friend, Edd say...belligerence? He won't hurt you anymore as long as I'm with ya, Lass.
 * Lisa (sadly): He's not the only one who gives me heartbreaking woes, *sad gasps (as she did in "The Simpsons" episode, "Girls Want To Have More Sums")* but my brother's seductive friend, Milhouse Van Houten gave me bigger and greater woes much more than Ralph did! Milhouse wouldn't leave me alone, he's relentless, he stalks me, he dirty-flirts with me, and he haunts me! He's even jealous of people! He tattooed my name on his stomach, he used to invade my personal space, and he always thinks of himself! *sad gasps* He even lied about me to my friends and told them to get away from me and that I was his "girlfriend"! Even though my parents forbid Milhouse to see me, come close to me, or visit me, he STILL would disobey my boundary and tear my life apart! *cries in Colin's arms and chest*
 * Colin (while calmly hugging and rubbing poor Lisa, calming her down little by little): Ye must calm yourself, Lisa. Milhouse is a greedy lad he is. He isn't worthy of a relationship with you if he continuously stalks you like that. It's harassment. Don't forget he sold you some balarky tale that I was dead so he'd have you to himself. Not only that, he even once sold ME balarky saying YOU loved him and wanted ME FAR from you for GOOD. He will have to find some other lass to love. And if we're lucky, his own Milhouse if ye get what I'm sayin'.
 * Lisa (tearfully): Thanks for calming me down, Colin. You really know how to sooth an extremely depressed girl after suffering major woes. *sadly sniffs*
 * Colin: That's because unlike Milhouse, I know how to be a gentleman. Milhouse believes just liking someone and impressing them is the key to a woman's heart. But being a gentleman is the key and showing that woman respect not the kind of attention that would make ye uncomfortable.
 * Lisa (tearfully / in relief): Colin...Milhouse could learn A LOT from you. Beyond a lot that is. Thank you for listening to my problems and making me feel better.
 * Colin: Ye very welcome, Lass. And to heal you more.... much more actually.... *reaches into his pocket and presents Lisa a box with an engagement ring*
 * Lisa: *tearfully but happily gasps slowly, cheering up little by little*
 * Colin (proposing to Lisa): Lisa, with this ring, our countries of origin shall collide. We shall make all the world go green. We will become one as I ask...Will ye marry me?
 * Lisa (tearfully / happily): Yes! Yes! I WILL marry you, Colin! You WOULD take me away from Milhouse and Ralph! *Colin puts the engagement ring on her ring-finger, and they both hugged tightly, and Lisa cried in happy tears*
 * Colin: Lisa, lass, I just know our future together WILL be a happy one.
 * Lisa (with happy tears in her eyes): Of course it will! And I'm glad I informed Jack Fassler that you would be qualified to be my crew chief for when we join NASCAR as part of Team FASTEX next year!
 * Colin: Thank ye for recommending me, Lass.
 * Lisa (with happy tears in her eyes): Colin... I think we should take a nice romantic ride with Percy. Would you like to?
 * Colin: Of course I will, Lass. *scene fades into Tidmouth Sheds, inside Percy's shed*
 * Lisa (in a whispering tone): (while gently patting Percy on his front) Percy.... wake up, boy. *Percy wakes up slowly*
 * Percy (softly): Oh, Lisa. Is it work-time already? *yawns*
 * Lisa (in a whispering tone): Guess what? *shows Percy her engagement ring* Me and Colin are getting married in 2 months.
 * Percy (in a whispering tone): Oh, that's nice. I'm really happy for you both.
 * Colin (in a whisper tone, thanking Percy): Most appreciated of your enthusiasm, Big little Lad.
 * Lisa (in a whispering tone): Percy, would you like to take me and Colin on a romantic nighttime ride to celebrate our engagement? It's a warm, beautiful, clear night.
 * Percy (in a whispering tone): It is, I can't argue with that. Of course I'd like to!
 * Lisa (in a whispering tone): Oh, bless you so much, boy! I'll light your fire and Colin will silently open the door for you.
 * Colin: *silently opens the door*
 * Lisa (in a whispering tone): *lights Percy's fire and Colin climbs aboard* Okay, boy. You can go on. *Percy quietly leaves the shed and puffs into the night, and "Il Mistero Dell'Amore" begins to play in the background in unison*
 * [song continues to play as Lisa and Colin enjoy their romantic journey]
 * [Percy parks on a beautiful hillside seeing a full horizon of the moon and the stars]
 * [Lisa and Colin encounter 2 white ponies in the beautiful grassy and flowery field below nuzzling, and then they slowly approach each other's lips and they kiss romantically for a long time, and the episode fades into the end credits, still into the song "Il Mistero Dell'Amore"]

Trivia

 * This is the only time Lisa Simpson tells Thomas Stories.

Plot

 * Rudy and Penny were in their fancy hotel room (with a hot tub in it) during a week-long vacation in Cancun, Mexico on a clear moonlit night. They were soothing each other and relaxing after a day of swimming with the dolphins. They had a warm conversation about what a good time they had, how much they really love each other, then they told each other Thomas Stories of each other's choice with Thomas Story whistles Timmy had given to them as gifts to share Sodor memories. After that, Penny and Rudy began healing each other's mental wounds, deep pains, and past traumas. Then they began talking more on how they deeply love each other and Rudy engaged Penny in an inspirational way. Then they enjoyed the rest of their romantic evening together.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Funnel (three-peat, Elizabeth Daily)
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope (three-peat, Hynden Walch)
 * 3) Toad Stands By (three-peat, Elizabeth Daily)
 * 4) Granpuff (three-peat, Hynden Walch)
 * 5) Sleeping Beauty (three-peat, Elizabeth Daily)

Song

 * Tu Y Yo ("You And I") by Ana Gabriel & Jose Alberto Fuentes

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins with Rudy and Penny in a hot tub in their fancy hotel room)
 * Rudy: Ah...this is the life, isn't it, dear? And not a chalkboard in sight.
 * Penny: I must agree, Rudy. It isn't often the two of us get to vacation with each other.
 * Rudy: I'll say. It was fun swimming with the dolphins at the beach! And our folks even let us vacation here for a week by ourselves. Good thing they bought us airline boarding passes for this vacation as gifts and treat us like adults since we are now graduates of Team Fastex NASCAR school.
 * Penny: I'm sure Snap would enjoy hot tubs. He's always game for anything he thinks is cool.
 * Rudy: Yeah. Snap may have been an imaginary friend brought to life, but he's a true, real friend! Not like Reggie Bullnerd. Anywho, it's great Mr. Conductor was able to use his magic that'll keep him, Blocky, Queen Rapsheeba and my other chalk drawings in Chalkzone from washing away forever in water should they ever enter the portal to the real world.
 * Penny: Indeed, it's so wonderful! *lays her head on him and sighs dreamily* Rudy...I want to spend my life with forever,.
 * Rudy: *face going red* Aw, thanks, Penny. So do I. Say, I just remembered...(starts reaching for something behind him)
 * Penny: As did I, Rudy. (does the same)
 * Rudy: Timmy gave me this...
 * Penny: I got this from Bubbles...
 * Rudy: So I thought I'd...
 * Penny: I wanted to know...
 * Rudy: See if you wanted...
 * Penny: Would you like to...
 * Rudy and Penny (in unison): Hear some Thomas Stories from me? (each hold out a silver whistle much to each other's surprise)
 * Penny: Exquisite! We both were given silver whistles.
 * Rudy: Well, Penny, ladies hear a story first. What shall your first story choice be?
 * Penny: Let me see...oh, the story of Peter Sam's new funnel would be nice.
 * Rudy: Coming up! (blows whistle and "Special Funnel" begins)
 * (After story)
 * Penny: Jimmy's invention of chalk drawings being unable to wash away was what reminded of the very story. Thank you for telling me it, Rudy.

Quote 2

 * (After "Sleeping Beauty")
 * Penny: *wiping a tear* That truly WAS a happy ending. It was MY favorite part too.
 * Rudy: I hear ya, Pen. Duke brings a lot of good to the Narrow Gauge engines and their railway. Not like Reggie Bullnerd, Mr. Wilter and those other guys who brought a lot of BAD to US!
 * Penny: Indeed and I should know. They'd bully the BOTH of us all the time!
 * Rudy: Yeah, Reggie once got me in trouble when he got me so angry (referring to the episode, "Rudy's First Adventure"), that he caused me to create "Bully Nerd", Mr. Wilter would take his side and Reggie along with several others he led created Skrawl (referring to the Chalkzone episode, "Skrawl") who became one of our biggest enemies! Mr. Wilter was MUCH worse than Reggie. He hated cartoons despite he was a fan in his childhood days and he'd blame me for everything. He even chased us and nearly discovered Chalkzone the time we forgot the class pet for our school project and had to use Chalkzone to retrieve him from his classroom at our former school. (in reference to the "Chalkzone" episode, "Secret Passages"). Luckily he was taken care of after that. Then there was Doctor Von Dockter (from the Chalkzone episode, Power Play), who almost discovered Chalkzone, had it not been for me entering an invention made of magic chalk material. As if Biker Butch (referring to the Chalkzone episode, "Rudy's First Date") and Craniacs 3 and 4 weren't bad enough! (referring to the Chalkzone episodes, "Future Zone" and "Double Trouble")
 * Penny: I know! Don't forget about the time Reggie even made his way into Chalkzone, but we stopped him from the melee he created and even had his memory wiped of Chalkzone's existence. (referring to the Chalkzone episode, Reggie the Red). Plus there were also Terry Bouffant (referring to the episodes "Indecent Exposure" and "Snap vs Boorat"), The Wiggies (reference to the Chalkzone episode, "The Wiggies"), Thor Throat (from the episode, "The Heist") and that money-grubbing man, Vinnie Raton! (referring to Chalkzone episodes such as "Hole in the Wall" and "Follow the Bouncing Bag")
 * Rudy: Yeah! Who would have even guessed Vinnie was on Eddy's family tree?!
 * Penny: I was HORRIBLY heartbroken when Eddy brought up my parents' divorce during the time of Eddwin's visit (referring to the episode, "Like a Brother to Ed"). I guess evil and greed run in the family?
 * Rudy: Yeah, but at least not everyone in Vinnie and Eddy's family is bad. (referring to members such as WWE Superstar, The Big Show of WWE and Eddy's mother)
 * Penny: And Reggie's dad may be a jerkazoid, but he's not as bad as his own son. ...*sniffles* Reggie AND Eddy are lucky to each still have a father.
 * Rudy: Oh...you still miss YOUR father don't ya, Pen?
 * Penny: *tearing up* *sad gasping* It's true, Rudy! While I still appreciate you cheering me up the night of my parents' divorce (referring to the episode, "Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow"), I still wish they never went their separate ways! (cries on Rudy)
 * Rudy: (rubs her back, gently shushes her to calm her down) Ah, I know you still miss your dad, Penny, but he'll always keep in touch with you through phone calls, e-mail, real mail and Stype. (spoof of the Video chat service, Skype) Plus, you'll still see him at Thanksgiving and Christmas like true family members do.
 * Penny: (sniffling, wipes a tear and smiles tearfully) You're right, Rudy. My parents may not have been able to work out their problems for the better, but it doesn't mean my dad isn't part of our family tree anymore. Thank you for being there AND HERE for me...dear.
 * Rudy: Ah, no problem. I'm just glad we weren't always alone in our adventurous situations and rough patches. You were always there for me and I was always there for you. *blushes* Thanks, Penny.
 * Penny: *blushes back* And we ALWAYS WILL continue to be there for each other!
 * Rudy: Anyway, to tell you the truth, Penny...for some time, I secretly had feelings for you. When you kissed me under the effects of the Smooch bird (referring to the Chalkzone episode, The Smooch), I really started to fall for you. I kept it secret for the longest time until the day I finally built up the courage and confessed my love for you.
 * Penny: And I confessed my love for you back! I actually started to love you for the same reason!
 * Rudy: I'm glad to hear it! There's just one more thing, Pen. (begins climbing out of the hot tub) This might be better out of hot water.
 * (Penny climbs out too)
 * (The two then dry themselves off with towels)
 * (Rudy turns on his iPod to play his and Penny's song, "Tu Y Yo" throughout the scene, he then kneels on one knee and holds out a box with an engagement ring)
 * Penny: *soft, happy gasp*
 * Rudy: Penny Sanchez...it wasn't easy working up the courage all night to do this...but I'm totally comfortable to finally ask...will you marry me? Will you be my wife?
 * Penny: You don't have to ask me twice!
 * Rudy: *takes ring from box* May I?
 * Penny: Of course! (holds out her hand and Rudy sticks the ring on her index finger)
 * (The two then hugged and kissed romantically heartfelt)
 * (Episode ends with them slow dancing and embracing each other as their song continued to play)

Trivia

 * This is the only time Rudy Tabootie and Penny Sanchez tell Thomas Stories.
 * This is also the Second and Final time a couple tells Thomas Stories to each other.

Plot

 * Jackie and Edd were in Edd's house on the Island Of Sodor that night sitting on Edd's bed (taking place the same night as Lisa and Colin's engagement). Edd tried confessing his problems in the cul-de-sac and his prison escape to Jackie. Jackie deeply understood his feelings and comforted him. Edd shows gratitude and Jackie stories (using a Thomas Story whistle given as a gift by Timmy, which was an extra story-whistle Timmy had in the signalhouse) of her choice. After the last story, Jackie then helped Edd sort out his problems with the Kanker Sisters. Jackie tries comforting him again and tries confessing her strong love and feelings for him. Edd felt touched and proposed to Jackie. Jackie teared up feeling touched and performed "Your Love" ("Once Upon A Time In The West") in bed and cuddled with him, sleeping with him for the very first time.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) What's the Matter with Henry? (three-peat)
 * 2) James Goes Buzz Buzz (repeat)
 * 3) A Tale for Thomas (three-peat)
 * 4) Baa! (repeat)
 * 5) James and the Trouble with Trees (repeat)

Songs

 * Cessa Di Piu Resistere (performed by Edd)


 * Your Love (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode Opens with the moon setting over Sodor and the engines worked their night jobs)
 * (Then the scene faded and the camera zoomed in on a house then we see Edd and Jackie through the window and the camera eased in further until the room of the house was completely shown)
 * Edd: Welcome home, Jackie. How was your latest musical tour?
 * Jackie: It was a lot fun,but a lot work traveling and prepping for the audiences, Eddward. I was lucky I was touring the Island of Sodor as one of my tour stops. The people AND engines of Sodor will be thrilled to attend my concert tomorrow. (foreshadowing the next and last episode of the series, "The Finale")
 * Edd: I concur, my dear. Thankfuly, none of those belligerent diesels will be attending. Of course, I don't mean every diesel, but I've heard stories about a vicious diesel who is the most horrendous of them all. Why, I wouldn't be surprised the diesel from Percy's nightmare IS that diesel! (referring to the episode, "Dream with Ed") Heaven knows I may or may not meet this particular diesel. (foreshadowing Diesel 10 in Thomas and the Magic Railroad Fantasy Crossover Edition)
 * Jackie: Thank HEAVENS you were able to afford this nice house to escape that VICIOUS, MANIPULATIVE Eddy!
 * Edd: Likewise, Jackie, We must also thank Sir Topham Hatt who assisted and paid the rest of the mortgage and allowed us to live here on Sodor when Timmy had told him I was in danger of being perished by Eddy!
 * Jackie: Do you ever miss our friends back in America?
 * Edd: Of course, my dear, don't be silly. We'll still keep in contact through phone, e-mail and Spacebook (spoof of "MySpace" and "Facebook") messaging with Ed, Timmy, Bubbles, Rudy, Mac, Bloo and ALL our REAL, TRUE friends that aren't untrustworthy, manipulative bullies like Eddy that abandon me in my times of need! Why, just remember Henry's events of his unwell state.
 * Jackie: I've never heard that one. I wish Mr. Conductor or Timmy were here to tell us it.
 * Edd: I wouldn't lower my expectations just yet, dear. (reaches into his pocket and pulls out a silver whistle)
 * Jackie: *soft gasp* You have a whistle now too?
 * Edd: Indeed, my sweet pet. Timmy gave it to me as a present to welcome me to my new home on Sodor. I use it to tell stories about my recent adventures on this Island if I ever visit my friends back in the U.S, and to remind the engines of their events to help them with a situation or conflict. Well, my lady? Care to hear of Henry's unwell state?
 * Jackie: Yes. I hope he came out okay this time.
 * Edd: You'll know soon enough. Let us proceed. (blows whistle and "What's the Matter with Henry?" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "James and the Trouble with Trees")
 * Jackie: I'm glad James learned a lesson to heed his friends' warnings better.
 * Edd: Indeed. James was grateful Thomas rescued him and I'm sure James would do the same for him despite his ego. *sigh* Which is more than I can say for...a certain SOMEONE from Peach Creek.
 * Jackie: You mean Eddy?
 * Edd: I'm afraid so, dear. The one who abused me all my life! I should ALSO mention then there's...
 * Jackie: Who?
 * Edd: Oh, their names are too much to even bare to say!
 * Jackie: Edd, you can tell me, don't be scared. I'll truly understand. (holds one of his hands with both hers) I promise.
 * Edd: Well...ok, my dear. While they both fancy me...Sarah and...Marie K-K...Kanker both either abuse or seduce me!!! It's truly horrendous!!!! (cries) And I thought until we were a pair, if you found out, you'd get the impression I was the one fancying them!!!! (cries harder)
 * Jackie (while rubbing Edd's back): Shhhh...
 * Edd: (sniffles and looks at Jackie with tear-filled eyes)
 * Jackie (wiping tears off Edd's face): Awwww.... I understand your true feelings about you being around females before we 2 first met.
 * Edd: *sniffs and sad gasps*
 * Jackie (calmly): *hugs Edd and rubs his back* Awww.... c'mon don't cry, Edd. Shhhh... It's okay. Sarah and Marie were just too overbearing, disgusting, and harrassful. They only loved you so that they could boss you around. But I was never like them, and I don't want to be like them nor Eddy. Especially not Eddy! Thankfully I am NOTHING like him. And to be honest, Edd. I have personal issues of my own with Eddy as well. So you're not alone, my love.
 * Edd: Y-Y-You, too Jackie? What did Eddy do to you that was derogatory to you? Please tell me, since your secrets are kept with me, and that we keep things confidential.
 * Jackie: When I first arrived in Shining Time Station, Eddy kept giving me dirty stares at me every time I was near you. He didn't even cheer or applaud when I first performed for you and everybody, (in reference to the "Ed, Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station Fantasy Edition" episode, "Billy Saves The Day") and all he did was make rude comments about me under his breath and no one heard him but me.
 * Edd (worried): Oh dear! The gall of that cold-hearted Eddy!
 * Jackie (tearing up): Eddy began to get WORSE with me when we officially became a couple after I gave you your first kiss. (in reference to the episode, "Kiss The Ed") He started blaming me for everything, he accused me of destroying his scams, he told me to stay away from you, and he lied about you to me to try and make me think different of you. Fortunately, I stood up to him showing that I don't fall for his infamous lies and smacked him in the face HARD and walked away The cul-de-sac kids overheard me stand up to him, and had my back just when when I was walking away from the monster, and then beat him up. That was only the BEGINNING of them having a change of heart for you. But the worst part is when Eddy found out that I revealed the REAL him to you, Eddy not only yelled at me and used profane language at me, but he threatened to put an end to me, and he... he...
 * Edd: Pardon, Jackie? Please tell me. I can understand.
 * Jackie: He-he-he called me a DICTATOR for getting you to FINALLY see the light on the truth about him! *sobs and hugs Edd*
 * Edd: *hugs, nuzzles Jackie's cheek, and shushes her calmly to calm her down* Chin up, my dear. Cast away those melancholy blues. Eddy cares ONLY about HIMSELF. As you told me in the hospital the night he SEVERELY impaired me (referring to the episode, "Safe and Ed"), He's VERY unysmpathetic and vengeful! He never feels good nor better about himself unless he's had the last laugh. And at other people's misfortunes I might add! Well, my dear, THAT kind of person deserves NO friends like us! He'll be better off with friends of his own kind at the Rexton company since Timmy texted me the other day saying he (Eddy) was recruited by Garner Rexton of Team REXCOR and will be on the very racing team in the Winston Cup! (foreshadowing the NASCAR Racers- Ultimate Crossover Edition wiki-page and the "2000 NASCAR Fantasy Edition" wiki-series) Unlike you and I who will be on Team FASTEX! The GOOD, RATIONAL, ETHICAL racing team. But I digress, as you told me once, You're always safe and sound with me close to you, and I'll never let Eddy hurt you again. I NEVER will let Eddy hurt you again either, my pet.
 * Jackie (in tears): Bless you, my love. Y-Y-Y-You don't think I'm a "dictator" right?
 * Edd (calmly): No, not at all, my turtledove. I never see that inside you. Eddy is a TRUE dictator himself. Like you told me in the hospital, Eddy manipulates people to do his scams and take advantage of everybody, and he always tries to get away with everything he does by lying about everyone and lying about himself. I NEVER think bad of you, my love. Y-Y-Y-You are my ONLY love. No one can replace you in my life, and you are a TRUE hero and angel, and I love you like a sister.
 * Jackie (calmly / still in tears): Awwwww.... bless you so much, my dear for helping me feel better by healing my mental wounds with Eddy.
 * Jackie (sadly): *begins to tear up again*
 * Edd: What's wrong, hon? Please don't cry, sweetie. *shushes her calmly* What's troubling you, my dear?
 * Jackie (sadly): Oh, sorry, dear. It...it's just the pain Eddy's caused me is still...hurting me inside!!!! *sobs and sniffles*
 * Edd (calmly): Please, turtledove, don't cry. I'll do EVERYTHING in my power to heal you COMPLETELY of your mental wounds Eddy has caused.
 * Jackie (sadly): It...it just hurts me inside to think a person like Eddy could call himself your 'friend' but still treat you so horribly!
 * Edd: Dry your tears, turtledove. You helped me see the real him AND healed MY mental wounds from him, it's my turn to help with YOUR mental wounds.
 * Jackie (sadly): A-a-are you...sure, hon?
 * Edd (calmly):Trust me, Turtledove, what I think about Eddy is NOTHING compared to the kind-hearted brave, honest loving, caring, heroic human being you are. *in unison, the music from "Cessa Di Piu Resistere" plays in the background* (singing) *to a picture of Eddy* Cessa.... Di Piu Resistere.... *proceeds in the song*
 * (after song)
 * Jackie (in happy tears / feeling heartfelt touched / softly): Oh, honey! T-t-that was...TRULY therapeautic! and I-I-I-I didn't know you c-c-could sing, sweetie.
 * Edd: Well, my dear, I wasn't always exactly one of the BEST singers at first, but one GOOD thing we have Eddy to thank for is that he once dared me to drink an ENTIRE galon of his brother's Aremnian secret hot sauce. As if a partial drink from it wasn't HORRENDOUS enough! (referring to the EENE episode, "Honor Thy Ed") Fortunately, I stopped halfway when it was too much or I would have perished and I was rushed to the hospital to have throat surgery. Afterwards, the doctors couldn't believe how beautifully I sung! Why, Timmy, Ed and I even got an agent who will book us concerts as our new group, Il Sogno in future! (Foreshadowing the "Il Sogno: In Concert" wiki-concert, and the "La Cenerentola Fantasy Edition" wiki-opera)
 * Jackie: That IS the only good thing to come out of being associated with Eddy! To let you know, my sweetheart, I'm gentle-natured and very mellow and friendly. And the reason why I love you is because you share similar qualities as me and love to assist and help people. And to tell you the truth, I deeply love you... like a brother.
 * Edd (with tears in his eyes): Really?
 * Jackie: *kindly nods her head yes*
 * Edd: Oh, thank you, Jackie. You're a true friend and...future wife.
 * Jackie: Future wife? Eddward, does this mean....?
 * (Edd lights a candle, leans on a single knee and opens a ring in a box in proposal to Jackie)
 * Edd: Jacqueline Marie "Jackie" Evancho... with this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup shall never empty. For I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way. With this ring I hold this very moment, I ask...Will you be mine?
 * Jackie (tearing up): Yes! Yes! I will!
 * Edd (tearing up too): Oh! The happiest of all my days!!!!
 * (Jackie puts on the ring and the two hug)
 * (Then Jackie performs "Your Love" in bed with Edd)
 * (after last lyric and in the ending instrumental)
 * (We then see Edd and Jackie both laid in Edd's bed holding hands)
 * Jackie: I love you so much with all my kind heart, Eddward.
 * Edd: I love you so much with all my kind heart as well, Jackie.
 * (The two kissed while Edd turned out the lights and the song and episode ended)

Trivia

 * This is the only time Edd tells Thomas Stories.
 * The wedding vows Edd uses originally come from Tim Burton's The Corpse Bride.
 * Edd's singing voice will be provided by Juan Diego Florez.

Plot

 * Eddy, Ed, Timmy Turner, Bart, Homer, The Chalkzone gang, Mac, Bloo and The Powerpuff Girls felt very upset that Edd, Jackie and Lisa moved to the Island Of Sodor, U.K where Edd and Lisa work with Percy The Small Engine while Jackie and Maggie lived with Edd. (Meanwhile, Bloo was distraught about Il Volo moving to Sodor to work there for their Summer jobs as seen in the episode, "A Sign of Change") and missed them very much. Mr. Conductor Junior appears and tells them stories about Happy Endings and success on the Island Of Sodor in the end Junior decides that they should move to the Island Of Sodor to be with Lisa and Edd again and begin new lives. Junior took Bubbles and Ed first because he could only take 2 people at a time. When they arrived, Jackie Evancho (at her Sodor concert) ends the series with "Go Time".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby The Tram Engine (Ringo Starr, three-peat)
 * 2) Thomas Breaks the Rules (Ringo Starr, three-peat)
 * 3) Henry to the Rescue (Ringo Starr, three-peat)
 * 4) Bulgy Rides Again (Michael Angelis, three-peat)
 * 5) Thomas Saves the Day (Ringo Starr, three-peat)

Song

 * Go Time (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Eddy, Ed and company sitting on the sidewalk)
 * Eddy: Can you believe it, Ed? That traitor, Sockhead moved to that Island of Soda place with goody-goody Lisa. And wait! (sarcastically) Sockhead's getting married! To that Ev-nobo girl?! Gimme a break! (in a grumbling way) That miserable know-it-all traitor!
 * Ed: I miss my Double-D, Eddy!
 * Eddy: Hey! What did I say about mentioning Sockhead in front of me, Lumpy?!
 * Ed: Sorry, Eddy! The number you are dialing is not in service!
 * Eddy: HMPH!
 * (Just then Bart and Homer entered the scene)
 * Bart: What the heck's wrong with you, Dorky?! You tried to make Double-D perish! You made the cul-de-sac both SCARY and unsafe for him (referring to the episode, "The Eds-orcist") and Jackie! I'm glad they're miles away from you! (reference to the episode,"This Is Goodbye") You are a complete JERK, loser! I thought you were a human being, not an "Eds-corist" (pun of the horror film title, "The Exorcist") or should I refer to you as.... "Eddy Krueger"! (pun of the horror movie title and character, "Freddie Krueger") *loud scoff* I KNEW your evil plan to put an end to Edd had GARNER REXTON written all over it!
 * Eddy: Don't bug me, Brat. (in his mind) Uh oh! I think Brat just gave it away to Monobrow! I hope he's too dumb to listen and understand!
 * Ed (in his mind): Eddy tried to make Double-D, the pretty-voice girl and her furry little friend (referring to Maggie) go nighty-night FOREVER?! He scared poor Double-D out of his skin for 3 nights?! He works for the evil motor-car owner-man?! (referring to Garner Rexton) He IS a bad itch named Skipper! I, Ed must have nothing more to do with him! (foreshadowing his own turn on Eddy in "Thomas and the Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition)")
 * Bart: *sigh* I sure do miss him and my sister though.
 * Homer: (crying) Oh, Lisa! Now who will help me when I get stuck in the dog door?!
 * Bart: Yeah and who can I get to help me with my homework?
 * Milhouse: Hey! I'm very smart and spend a lot of time with my studies!
 * Martin: I've twice the intellect as Lisa AND YOU, Milhouse!
 * (Timmy appears out of nowhere alongside)
 * Timmy: (to his watch) I wish these two nerds were back in Springfield.
 * (Suddenly, Milhouse and Martin disappeared)
 * Timmy: I miss those two brainiacs too. But I'll be getting to see them often on Sodor when I start working again FULL TIME there and at Shining Time Station.
 * Bubbles: *sighs sadly* Edd and Lisa were always sweet as cute chocolate bunnies to me.
 * Buttercup: *groan* I suddenly just got hungry and sick at the same time.
 * Blossom: Buttercup!
 * Buttercup: HMPH!
 * Snap: And our great friend Jackie is on her "Awakening" World Tour right now in Istanbul, Turkey.
 * Rudy: That was yesterday, Snap. Jackie is back home on the Island Of Sodor today and is having a special concert for both the people AND engines! Man, I'd LOVE to be a part of that!
 * Ed: Turkeys are practically mates for chickens!
 * Eddy: Turkey's also the name of a country, not just a bird, Monobrow! And I'm no animal expert, but roosters are the ones who hook up with stupid chickens!
 * Ed: Like trailers? I mean...don't talk to me, Mister!
 * Eddy (in his mind): Lumpy better not turn on me too otherwise...he's GONZO! (foreshadowing "Thomas and the Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition)")
 * Bloo: And what about Il Volo?! I miss them so much! Why is the world such a cruel place?!!!
 * Mac: *chuckles* Calm down, Bloo. You'll get to see them again when Summer is over.
 * Bloo: How can you say that, Mac?! We're never going to see them again!!! (cries)
 * Blossom: So they're miles far away, what are we to do?
 * Penny: We can always communicate through mail and e-mail.
 * Bubbles: And send funny little postcards!
 * Snap: What about using Chalkzone to visit them?
 * Rudy: I don't know about that, Snap. With so many chalkboards in the world, it'd take forever to find a chalkboard on the Island of Sodor.
 * (Mr. Conductor Junior appears with a surfboard)
 * Junior: Cowabunga! I just scored the perfect wave!
 * Ed: You sound funny, Mr. Conductor. Do you have corn in your throat?
 * Eddy: That's stupid.
 * Blossom: Eddy, manners and Ed, this isn't the Mr. Conductor we're all familiar with.
 * Junior: You're right, Lass. I'm his cousin, Mr. Conductor Junior, but please, call me Junior for short. He asked me to check up on some of his friends and I must say, he has a lot.
 * Snap: This isn't even all of us!
 * Bubbles: Do you go to the Island of Sodor too?
 * Junior: Yes. I know all the trains there. They talk too!
 * Buttercup: Yeah, so we've heard!
 * Blossom: Buttercup, mind your manners.
 * Penny: Mr. Junior, we're sad because two of our friends moved to Sodor and got jobs working as one of the engines' driver and fireman while three tenor friends of ours work as Conductors for the summer.
 * Bubbles: And we've been missing our friend, Jackie! She's living on Sodor and is having a concert! I wish I could go!
 * Junior: That's a very sad story. It reminds me of a story about the tram named Toby.
 * Eddy: You're kidding, right?! You tell those train stories too?!
 * Snap: Lighten up, Bucko.
 * Rudy: Yeah, I like the stories Mr. Conductor tells.
 * Junior: Well, you've never heard me tell them. Maybe I should give it a go. Now where did I put my whistle? (spots it in his pocket) Ah! Here we go! (blows kazoo-like whistle and "Toby The Tram Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * Junior: Hey! I've had a thought! Why don't you lads and lasses move to the Island of Sodor? Then you can reunite with your friends as well as make new ones. It'll be just like public school!
 * Ed: Boring!
 * Eddy: Yeah, without the boring classes. Wherever the Island of Soda or whatever it's called is, COUNT ME OUT! I ain't goin' cause stupid Sockhead and his no-good girlflriend lives there! I ain't want no part of em'! (in his mind) You're the man with the plan, Eddy! Lie to the pigeons thinking I ain't goin' to that Island Of Soda place, but I REALLY am! Since Mr. Double is gone thanks to that stupid twinkle-twerp (referring to Timmy), Mr. Rexton is paying me big bucks to get those lousy boarding passes to go there and join forces with that D-10 train Mr. Double told me about before he was shredded and then I'll put an end to Sockhead and Ev-nobo for good!!!! *cackles evilly* (foreshadowing the "Thomas & The Magic Railroad Fantasy Crossover Edition" wiki)
 * Mac: Ya hear that, Bloo? We're going to see Il Volo again!
 * Bloo: Oh, Mac! You mean it?!
 * Mac: Of course.
 * Bloo (excited): Let's go! Let's go!
 * Blossom: What do you say, girls? Shall we move to Sodor?
 * Bubbles: I think it's a great idea, Blossom! But won't the professor mind if we leave?
 * Homer: Yeah and I've got a wife and baby to come home to.
 * Buttercup: I already texted the professor, he says "It's fine with me. Goodbye, be good and be safe. I love you all. P.S: Bubbles, Me and Ms. Keane will be coming to your wedding when the day arrives."
 * Bloo: How did you type that so fast?! Or for that matter, without fingers?!
 * Blossom: Our Buttercup's a wiz at texting.
 * Homer: Now what about my wife and baby?!
 * Timmy: Leave that to me. (to watch) I wish Homer's wife and baby were here.
 * (Poof)
 * (Marge and Maggie suddenly appear)
 * Marge: Where am I? I was rocking Maggie to sleep and now I suddenly appear here?
 * Bart: We'll explain on the way, Mom.
 * Junior: Well, let's get a move on. (blows kazoo-like whistle and everyone [except Eddy] appears at "Shining Time Station")
 * Snap: Whoa! Hey! How's about a heads up next time?!
 * Junior: Here we are. We'll take the shortcut! *pounds hand on train mural*.
 * Rudy: *bewildered* Really?
 * Bloo: How are we supposed to go to the Island Of Sodor anyway? We can't go through a stupid painting!
 * Mac: Bloo?!
 * Junior: Yes we can, Bloo.... by gold dust. But since I have 2 whistles and there's many of us, I can only bring 2 at a time so Ed and Bubbles, you two first.
 * Bubbles: Hooray!
 * Ed: I'm kicking the bucket, Bloo! *goofy laugh*
 * (Junior blows his 2 whistles and he, Ed and Bubbles vanish in his gold dust)
 * *All gasp*
 * Blossom and Buttercup: Whoa....
 * (In the tunnel)
 * Bubbles: Hey, you got bigger, Junior.
 * Junior: Yes. I'm much bigger in person when I'm on Sodor.
 * Ed: I feel like a feather. Can it be loved?
 * Junior: Whoa-ho-ho-ho!!!! It's a bit bouncy isn't it?
 * Bubbles: Where are we now?
 * Junior: Conductor's Railroad.
 * Bubbles: Magic Railroad?
 * Junior: Exactly, Bubbles. We are traveling miles and miles to the Island.
 * Ed: Like paper airplanes?
 * Bubbles: *giggles* You're so funny, Ed.
 * Junior: All right, get ready you two, here are the buffers. *slight pause* NOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!! *go through buffers*
 * (All three land in front of the buffers on Sodor)
 * Bubbles: Oh! *pants*
 * Ed: Where are we, Junior?
 * Junior: The Island Of Sodor of course.
 * *just then Il Volo and Jackie Evancho (wearing an engagement ring) showed up running to the 3*
 * Piero: Bubbles, Eddie boy! Nice-a to see you againe!!!!
 * Bubbles: Il Volo! J-J-JACKIE!!!! *flies into Jackie's arms and cuddles with her*
 * Jackie: Awww.... I missed you, too Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Ooh! Where did you get that pretty ring?
 * Jackie: Edd gave it to me. I'm getting married in a few months. *giggles* (foreshadowing the wiki-special, I Now Pronounce You Ed And Wife")
 * Bubbles: *cute gasps* Who's marrying you?!
 * Jackie: *gives a cute smile and shows her engagement ring*
 * Bubbles: *cute gasp* Edd is marrying you?
 * Jackie (with a cute smile): *opens her arms for Bubbles to hug her*
 * Bubbles (while in Jackie's arms): Oh! I'm so happy for you! You two are going to live happily ever after!!!
 * Ed: Can I lick the bowl, Jackie?
 * Ignazio: I no get it! Why did Mr. Conduc-a-tor Junior bring you-a guys to-a-the Island Of Soda--?
 * Gianluca: *rapidly* Ignazio, Ignazio, it's-a-the Island Of Sodor. You-a forget againe!
 * Ignazio: I said-a-the Island Of Sodor-- I no-a forget!
 * Gianluca: No, no, you said-a-the Island Of Soda.
 * Ignazio: Fine-a Island Of Sodorrrr.... you happy now?
 * Gianluca: Very happy.
 * Piero: Hey-a-where are the other little ninos?
 * Ignazio: You still speak-a-Spanish againe, Piero? We no tour-a-the-South America now. We-a been working on-a the railway!
 * Piero: Ignazio, relax-a.
 * Gianluca: You no mind those-a-wackadoos, Junior. But when-a-the other lads coming?
 * Junior: I'll get them right now. *disappears*
 * (Scene then fades to Jackie's concert where Il Volo had finished warming up the audience with their opening act, "This Time")
 * (The crowd claps and cheers LOUDLY along with the engines who whistle in delight)
 * Il Volo: Grazie! Grazie to-a you all!
 * (Sir Topham Hatt enters the stage clapping as Il Volo exits the stage)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Splendid! What a grand performance! You all are a WONDERFUL audience! ESPECIALLY you engines and friends of Percy's new driver and fireman! Now, won't you please put your hands together for Jackie Evancho as she along with Rudy and the Chalkzone Band perform her first pop single..."Go Time"!?
 * (The crowd claps and cheers LOUDLY along with the engines who whistled in delight as the instrumental to "Go Time" began; Curtain opens in unison [while Sir Topham Hatt exited the stage] revealing Jackie and Rudy and the Chalkzone Band)
 * (Jackie performs "Go Time" as the Chalkzone Band played their instruments to the song ending the series)

Trivia

 * This is the Series Finale
 * SInce Junior speaks with a scottish accent, the UK versions (which are broadcast in Scotland) are used for his "story voice".

Plot

 * It was the 2000 NASCAR Winston Cup Series Media Night party to introduce the drivers for the 2000 NASCAR Winston Cup Series competitors for Team Fastex and Team REXCOR. Everything was going well. Jack, Libby, and Garner Rexton (Team REXCOR owner) were having important conversations on holophones. Suddenly, the place erupted in a wild brawl, and soon, Timmy and Francis were in head-to-head duel with the prototype cars of their regular 2000 NASCAR Winston Cup paint schemes. Timmy was soon hoodwinked off the street-course and crashed, ending the episode (foreshadowing the "2000 Daytona 500 Fantasy Edition" wiki).

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with an overview of the Motorsphere, then inside the media hall where a party is taking place)
 * Mike Haugher: This is the heart and landmark of Team Fastex, the spectacular Motorsphere! It's media night, and the NASCAR Network is here! I'm Mike Haugher,
 * Pat Anther: And I'm Pat Anther.
 * Mike Haugher: And we're here to meet the newest drivers of the NASCAR Winston Cup Series.
 * Cameraman: Smile! *takes pictures of Ed*
 * Ed: Cheese! *next picture* Gravy! *next picture* Cameras good for Ed!
 * Pat Anther: Timmy Turner, racing had always been in you and your family's blood, but to take it to the maximum level in a NASCAR Winston Cup Series stock-car, that will possibly be the thrill ride of a lifetime for you and your family.
 * Timmy: Ah it totally is, Pat. *scene cuts to Ed taking a picture by the media*
 * Ed: Buttered Toast! *scene cuts to one of the cameramen*
 * Cameraman: Smile, Eddy!
 * Eddy (angrily): What are you talking about?! I AM smiling! *scene cuts to Ed taking a picture*
 * Ed: Chunky Puffs! *scene cuts to Princess Morebucks*
 * Morbucks: *rips the sleeves off her #21 CITGO Ford racing suit and displays her muscles with an evil smile as the media were taking her pictures in unison* *scene cuts to Francis and Plankton taking pictures by the media*
 * Francis: *attempts to hold onto Plankton for a pose*
 * Plankton (as the media were taking their pictures): Hey! Hands off the cyclops, creetin'! You understand me?!
 * Francis (as the media were taking their pictures): *chuckles nervously as the media were taking their pictures* *scene cuts to Ed and Edd*
 * Ed (as Edd as putting hors d'oeuvres on his plate): Double-D! Does it sadden you that Jackie won't race with you in MONSTAR racing?!
 * Edd: Uh, Ed? First of all the name is NASCAR, and second, my wife Jackie only chose to be a crew chief in my pit-box throughout the season.

Quote 2

 * Duck (with a chicken leg stuffed in his mouth): Jack, you got a call from your wife. *scene cuts to Jack Fassler's office where his holophone took place*

Quote 3

 * Pat Anther: We're here with the driver of the #20 Home Depot Pontiac for Team Fastex, Eddward "Double-D" Marion. Double-D, would you like to tell us about what made you overcome your fear of sports and become a NASCAR Winston Cup Series driver.
 * Edd (kindly): Well, Pat. It's a long story, but I'd prefer to keep it withdrawn.
 * Pat Anther: *suddenly sadly frowns* *scene cuts to Princess Morbucks pouring a glass of punch*
 * Ed: Hello, Princess! Remember me? I'm Charmin' Marvin! But you can call me Ed!
 * Morbucks (happily but snobbishly): *scoffs* Sorry, I'd love to stay and chat, but I have to be somewhere else after my drink. *drinks her punch* There, now I'm finished... *splashes her drink at Ed's face and leaves the scene*... (as she was walking away) idiot!
 * Ed: Toodaloo! See you at the next thing I can't go to, Princess!
 * Krusty: Hey hey! *laughs goofy* I see you drink Buzz Cola! Let's talk business!
 * Ed (stupidly): Business? Like restrooms?! *laughs*
 * Krusty (annoyed): Ooooh.... *scene swiches to Edd and Lisa*
 * Edd: Cast away those melancholy blues, Lisa. Jack should be grateful how well you fixed those cars. (referring to "Pedal to the Ed-al") You deserve to participate in NASCAR! And I'll see he gets recommendations from ALL our friends.
 * Lisa: Bless you so much, Double-D. *scene switches to Krusty and Ed*
 * Krusty: We can pay ya a lot to be on the Krusty Burger/Buzz Cola commercials, whatta ya say, Monobrow?! *scene switches to Francis, Timmy, and Lisa*
 * Francis: Hitting on Daddy Simpson's daughter, Turner? (to Lisa) How about we talk some real competition.
 * Timmy (while viciously holding onto Francis' shoulder / angrily confronting): How about you get lost and forget you said that?!
 * Francis (as he was swinging at Timmy): Lay off, Turnbug! You tryin' to give me a wedgie again?! *shoves Timmy into Plankton*
 * Lisa: *gasps in horror* Francis! *scene cuts to Pat Anther and Edd*
 * Pat Anther: Tell me Eddward, how does it feel to drive for Team Fa--? *scene immediately cuts to Plankton and Timmy*
 * Plankton (aggressively): Lay of the cyclops!!! *tosses Timmy into a food table ,and everyone gasps at the melee* *scene cuts to Edd and Pat Anther*
 * Edd: Pardon me, Ma'am. *charges for Plankton* *scene cuts to Plankton viciously lifting a chair*
 * Plankton: *roars, then gets tackled by Edd*
 * Penny: Timmy, you alright--! *as Eddy was tripping Penny* WHOA!!!! *falls to the ground* *everyone exclaims in horror*
 * Snap (as he was charging for Plankton): I'm gonna break your face, horsehead--! *Eddy then tosses Snap into Timmy* *scene cuts to Edd and Plankton fighting*
 * Duck (as he was pushing Edd and Plankton away from each other): Break it up--! *then gets splashed by a punch bowl* *everyone gasps in horror*
 * Duck: *growls* Who threw that punch?! *charges and a brawl ensued* *scene cut to Mike Haugher with drivers fighting*
 * Mike Haugher: Is this year's NASCAR Winston Cup Series Team Championship "fiercely competitive"?!
 * Kevin (as he was sent flying): YAAHH!!!!
 * Mike Haugher: You bet it is! *scene cuts to Timmy and Francis*
 * Timmy: You're lookin' for a boot to your face and I'm gonna let ya have it!
 * Francis: Whoa, you got it all wrong Turner. We're DRIVERS, not fighters. Let's settle this OUR way.
 * Timmy: What are you talkin about?
 * Morbucks (snobbishly): He means a RACE, Beaver Boy. *scene fades to black*

Quote 4

 * (scene fades into Jack and Garner (on Jack's holophone) having a serious talk)
 * Jack Fassler: I don't expect favors because we used to be partners, but you know how much all of this will be worth if the NASCAR Team Championship becomes a success.
 * Garner Rexton: If you don't make the loan payment due at the end of this season, meaning if Team Fastex loses the Team Championship, I will have to foreclose.
 * Jack Fassler (horrified): You can't take Team Fastex away from me!
 * Garner Rexton: You borrowed millions from your local bank to build it, now that I own your local bank.
 * Jack Fassler: You have to give me more time!
 * Garner Rexton (sinisterly): It's not personal, Jack. *with a sinister grin* It's BUSINESS. *disappears*
 * Jack Fassler (as Garner Rexton disappears): Garner! *scene cuts to Edd in his car*

Quote 5

 * Edd: *starts his car and pulls out* *sighs* Well, gotta get home to Jackie. *gasps as he sees Lisa wave him down and stops*
 * Lisa: *approaches Edd's window* Timmy's gonna compete against Francis tonight in a street race isn't he?
 * Edd: A masculine thing, Lisa. It may be dangerous for you to confront their ordeal.
 * Lisa: It's actually a ridiculous thing, Double-D! And I'm not gonna let Timmy get killed out on the streets! I don't know how he'll drive through the streets.
 * Edd: Since Timmy wrecked his actual stock-car (referring to Timmy's #24 DUPONT Chevrolet), they're bound to use prototype cars of their own paint schemes to race starting from the diner (as seen in "NASCAR Racers"), to the quarry, and then back again. *scene cuts to the prototype cars*
 * Morbucks *while holding her yellow scarf*: When I drop this scarf, take off as fast as you can! *raises yellow scarf in the air*

Quote 6

 * Francis: *chuckles* I have a special spot on my trophy shelf for you, Turner.
 * (Timmy's foot is shown pushing the pedal)
 * Timmy: Get a hobby actually MEANT for you, Francis!
 * (Then Princess dropped her scarf and the two raced out)
 * Morbucks: Beat the bucktooth! We're Team REXCOR! (evil laugh) *scene cuts to Francis and Timmy racing, then cuts to Francis cockpit*
 * Francis: You owe me BIG, Turner! I'll be collecting a lot from you!
 * (Francis repeatedly rams Timmy's car while Timmy exclaims every hit)
 * (Then Timmy hit the break)
 * Timmy: Go swim with your own kind! The sharks are probably missing you!
 * Timmy: Woo-hoo! Finish line, here I come!
 * Francis: Watch your back, Turner! Sh--*bleep*--'s gonna hit the fence for ya! *starts his protype car and pulls out of the lake and back onto the streets*
 * (scene cuts to where Remy and Imaginary Gary were walking)
 * Remy (grumbling underneath his breath): *grunts and puts "ROAD ENDS" sign down* Why must I of all people do the dirty work?!! (to Imaginary Gary) You know, you could be helping me.
 * Gary: Ey. Whose idea was this again? I've done my part.
 * Remy: (to himself) Lazy.*grunts while putting the "ROAD ENDS" sign on the wrong side of the road* *puts sign down* (out loud) Turner's taking the wrong road and then he'll have taken the wrong kind of turn-or should i say turn-er for the worse!
 * Gary: *snobbish laugh* *suddenly hears Timmy's prototype car in the distance* Uh oh, here comes Turner, let's scatter back to the diner. *both leave the scene on foot as Timmy pulls up*
 * Timmy: Detour? That's unexpected. No matter!
 * (Timmy takes the turn actually meant to be the ended road)
 * (Francis drives up)
 * Francis: (chuckles) Turner fell for it. Hook, line and sinker!
 * (Scene switches back to Timmy)
 * Timmy: Huh. Must have lost Francis. (sees tree in front of a big drop) (exclaims in horror)
 * (Then Timmy screeched to hault, but his car drove horizontally and ran into the tree, hurling him into the lake)