Spike's Christmas Adventures

Spike's Christmas Adventures is a My Little Pony/Thomas parody of the fan-made Thomas and Friends US DVD, Thomas' Christmas Adventures. It features three first season episodes, one second season episode, two third season episodes, three sixth season episodes and two seventh season episodes narrated by George Carlin, Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon, and two songs.

Note: Since this is a MLP/Thomas parody of a fan-made Thomas video, it will not go under the Spike and Friends video releases category.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Shining Armor as Edward
 * Big Macintosh as Henry
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Braeburn as Toby
 * Soarin as Duck
 * Night Light as Donald
 * Hondo Flanks as Douglas
 * Dr. Whooves as Oliver
 * Apple Bloom as Annie
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel
 * Tank as Toad
 * Featherweight as Terence
 * Angel as Bertie
 * Trixie as Elizabeth
 * Owlowiscious as Harold
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Goldie Delicious as Mrs. Kyndley
 * Igneous Rock Pie as Farmer McColl
 * Scootaloo as Henrietta (does not speak)
 * Snips as Bill (cameo)
 * Snails as Ben (cameo)
 * Discord as Diesel (cameo)
 * Filthy Rich as BoCo (cameo)
 * Cheese Sandwich as Salty (cameo)
 * Mr. Potato Head (from Toy Story) as Duncan (cameo)
 * Gummy as Trevor (cameo)
 * Mayor Mare as Dowager Hatt (cameo)
 * Tucker Cooper (from Shining Time Station) as Cyril the Fogman (cameo)
 * Twist as Nancy (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) Spike and the Missing Christmas Tree
 * 2) It's Only Snow
 * 3) Spike's Christmas Party
 * 4) Spike and Pipsqueak's Mountain Adventure
 * 5) The Flying Kipper
 * 6) Featherweight the Pegasus
 * 7) A Scarf for Pipsqueak
 * 8) Braeburn Had a Little Lamb
 * 9) Dr. Whooves the Snow Pony
 * 10) Not So Hasty Cakes
 * 11) Jack Frost

Songs

 * 1) Winter Wonderland
 * 2) Animal Roll Call

Spike and the Missing Christmas Tree
Narrator: "It was two days before Christmas. Many children were expected in Ponyville. All the animals were busy with the final preparations. Hoity Toity wanted this year's carol party to be an extra special celebration.

Hoity Toity was now waiting impatiently for Spike."

Hoity Toity: "Quickly now,"

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "Our Christmas Tree has arrived just in time. I want you to fetch it, Spike. Soarin can look after Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle until you get back."

Spike: "Will we be able to sing carols, too?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike."

Hoity Toity: "We'll see."

Narrator: "Promised Hoity Toity."

Spike: "It would be nice to sing carols again."

Narrator: "Sighed Spike, as he set off on his important mission.

Spike collected the tree safely, but large snowdrifts lay ahead."

Spike: "I mustn't be late."

Narrator: "He thought."

Spike: "Hoity Toity is relying on me."

Narrator: "Whistling bravely, Spike tried to move, but he couldn't. There was worse to come!

Spike was snowed under!

Meanwhile, the other animals waited and waited. They were grumbling about Spike for being late."

Hoity Toity: "Silence!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Spike left the works safely, but snow has brought the telephone lines down. We must assume he is stranded."

Narrator: "The animals now felt sorry for Spike, and cold but confident, the unicorns set off to the rescue.

Suddenly, they came to a drift that was deeper than the rest."

Spike: "Help!"

Night Light: "Hush!"

Narrator: "Said Night Light."

Night Light: "I can hear something."

Hondo Flanks: "Probably the wind."

Narrator: "Said Hondo Flanks."

Spike: "Help!"

Night Light: "No, listen!"

Narrator: "Insisted Night Light."

Spike: "Over here!"

Night Light: "Och! It's Spike! Come on, the poor wee dragon must be frozen to the scales in there!"

Narrator: "When the workmen arrived, it took some time to decide how to dig away the heavy drifts of snow. Spike's driver and fireman, who had taken shelter at a nearby cottage, joined the rescue. At last, Spike and the precious Christmas tree were freed from the snowdrift.

Then, they set off once more to finish their long journey.

Hoity Toity greeted them warmly."

Hoity Toity: "As a reward for all your hard work, you may go and enjoy the carols. Be quick now!"

Narrator: "At Ponyville Townhall, all was soon ready."

Hoity Toity: "One, two, three!"

Narrator: "Suddenly, like magic, the Townhall was flooded with lights."

Hoity Toity: "Ladies and gentlemen and children, I give you three cheers for Spike the Dragon and all his friends who have made this occasion possible!"

Narrator: "Then, there was a strange flapping sound. Pipsqueak and Braeburn smiled. They knew who it was.

With landing lights shining brightly, Owlowicious touched down gently in the snow, bringing the greatest surprise of all; Santa Claus! Everyone cheered, and the party began.

Spike: "It's no fun getting stuck in the snow,"

Narrator: "Whispered Spike to Pipsqueak,"

Spike: "But it was worth it for this party. Happy Holidays, Pipsqueak! Happy Holidays, everyone!"

It's Only Snow
Narrator: "It's winter holiday time in Ponyville. It's very cold, but the animals don't mind. They love this time of year when the buildings look jolly in their decorations. There is plenty of work with passengers and parcels to be delivered no matter what the weather."

Shining Armor: "Driver says there's more snow on the way."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "We'll soon be wearing our snow boots."

Narrator: "Said Cranky."

Big Macintosh: "You'll enjoy that. Won't you, Spike?"

Narrator: "Teased Big Macintosh."

Spike: "You know I won't."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "I don't like my boots."

Narrator: "Sure enough, that night, the wind blew and the snow fell heavily.

The next morning, Hoity Toity arrived. He told the animals they were to wear their snow boots."

Hoity Toity: "And you are to collect a special from Sweet Apple Acres. It's needed for the village feast on Braeburn's route."

Narrator: "Spike was excited about his special, but not about his snow boots."

Spike: "Please sir, my boots are awkward and uncomfortable. Do I have to wear them?"

Hoity Toity: "Everyone has to wear snow boots."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity.

The fitters, his driver and fireman all helped with Spike's boots."

Spike's Driver: "We'll have to try that again."

Narrator: "Laughed his driver."

Spike: "Big horrid awkward things!"

Narrator: "Spike grumbled.

He was much happier when he arrived at Sweet Apple Acres and saw his special. It was a beautiful Christmas tree."

Shining Armor: "The tree will have lights, and stand in the middle of the village."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "Make sure you get it to Braeburn safely."

Spike: "I will."

Narrator: "Said Spike.

Spike arrived at the train station, and Braeburn was very happy to see him."

Braeburn: "The villagers will be delighted with this tree."

Narrator: "Braeburn said."

Braeburn: "I'm glad you had your boots. I can't clear the snowdrifts by myself."

Narrator: "Spike couldn't see there was a huge rock buried under the snow. Suddenly, his snow boots hit the rock."

Spike: "Bouncing hands!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Spike."

Spike: "My boots are broken!"

Narrator: "His driver tried to stop, but the broken boots hit the water tower."

Spike: "Fire and scales!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Spike."

Spike's Driver: "We can't go any further."

Narrator: "Said Spike's driver."

Spike's Driver: "And there's no one to help us."

Spike: "But the villagers need their tree."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Let me try again. I'm sure I can make it."

Narrator: "It wasn't easy without the boots, but Spikes was determined.

He pushed, and he pushed, and he pushed. Spike was trying as hard as he could, but there was just one snowdrift after another.

Finally, Spike and Braeburn were pulling into the village station. Spike whistled and the villagers cheered when they saw their beautiful tree."

Villagers: "Hooray!"

Narrator: "They said."

Villagers: "Hooray!"

Narrator: "The next day, Hoity Toity sent for Spike. Spike was worried. What would Hoity Toity say about his broken snow boots? But Hoity Toity wasn't cross, he was very pleased."

Hoity Toity: "The villagers had a wonderful feast."

Hoity Toity: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "You were very brave to take on that snow without your boots."

Spike: "Thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Hoity Toity: "As you know,"

Narrator: "Continued Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "There are no spare boots. So, you'll just have to do without yours for a while."

Spike: "Oh, thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Grinned Spike."

Spike's Christmas Party
Narrator: "It was Christmas in Ponyville. All the animals were working hard. Spike and Braeburn were busy carrying people and parcels up and down the branch paths. Everyone was happy.

Only the fillies, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were complaining."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "It's always the same before Christmas."

Narrator: "They groaned."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "We feel so full, we feel so full."

Spike: "Oh, come on!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Where's your festive spirit? Christmas day is almost here."

Narrator: "By the side of the path was a little cottage with a familiar figure waving to them."

Spike: "It's Goldie Delicious!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Happy Christmas!"

Narrator: "Spike always felt better for seeing her."

Spike: "Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without Goldie Delicious."

Narrator: "He said to himself.

When work was over, Spike went to see the other animals. All their fur had been cleaned."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Hah!"

Narrator: "Said Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Just look at us. Your driver will have to work fast to get you as smart as us."

Spike: "Never mind that."

Narrator: "Replied Spike."

Spike: "I've something important to say. Do you realize it's been a whole year since Goldie Delicious saved us from a nasty accident?

You remember when she was ill in bed and,"

Shining Armor: "Yes, of course."

Narrator: "Interrupted Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "You told us how she waved her red dressing gown out of her window to warn you about a landslide ahead."

Pipsqueak: "And you and Braeburn gave her presents."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak joined in."

Pipsqueak: "And Hoity Toity sent her to the seaside to get better."

Cranky Doodle Donkey and Big Macintosh: "But,"

Narrator: "Said the other animals."

Cranky Doodle Donkey and Big Macintosh: "The rest of us have never thanked her properly."

Spike: "Exactly."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "So now I think we should all give her a special Christmas party."

Narrator: "Everyone was getting very excited and the drivers felt sure that Hoity Toity would agree, as indeed he did. The animals were all busy making plans when silence fell.

Hoity Toity had bad news."

Hoity Toity: "The weather's changed badly. Goldie Delicious is snowed up. Braeburn says he'll help to rescue her. You must help too, Spike. There's no party unless you do."

Narrator: "Spike hated snow, but he said bravely."

Spike: "I'll try, sir. We must rescue her, we must."

Hoity Toity: "There's a good dragon. You and Braeburn will manage splendidly."

Narrator: "Spike charged the snowdrifts fiercely. Sometimes he swept them aside, sometimes they stuck fast and the men had to loosen them.

But at the cutting near the cottage, they could go no further."

Spike's Fireman: "Look at that!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Spike's fireman."

Spike: "Here we are!"

Narrator: "An answering wave came from an upstairs window.

Then they heard a familiar sound."

Spike: "That's Featherweight the Pegasus."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "He's come to help too."

Narrator: "Sure enough, Featherweight was working hard to clear a path to the road and safety.

At long last, the rescue was complete. Pipsqueak took the tired workmen home. Featherweight said goodbye to Goldie Delicious and promised to take care of her cottage as he watched them all set off.

The animals made good time. No more snow had fallen, but the yard was dark. There was no one to be seen. Spike's heart sank.

Suddenly, all the lights came on. What a marvelous site awaited Goldie Delicious."

Hoity Toity: "Well done!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "I'm really proud of you all."

Narrator: "Goldie Delicious especially thanked the smaller animals."

Goldie Delicious: "Spike and Braeburn are old friends."

Narrator: "She said."

Goldie Delicious: "And now Pipsqueak, you are my friend too."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was very pleased."

Pipsqueak: "Three cheers for Goldie Delicious!"

Narrator: "He called."

Pipsqueak: "Hooray, hooray, hooray!"

Narrator: "They all cheered."

Animals: "We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year!"

Narrator: "Spike the Dragon and his friends thought it was the best Christmas ever, and Goldie Delicious could think of nowhere she would rather live than here with them in Ponyville."

Spike and Pipsqueak's Mountain Adventure
Narrator: "If someday you should see Spike the Dragon puffing happily along the route, he may be on his way to a village nestled deep in the heart of Equestria.

One November morning, Spike called to all his friends."

Spike: "It's nearly Thanksgiving, and I'll bring you lots of letters and parcels."

Narrator: "But then, an early snowstorm came.

Ponyville was covered in thick snow. The animals found work difficult. Some had to help clear snow from the roads, and workmen hacked away at the frozen banks of ice.

Spike and Pipsqueak were collecting important mail for Thanksgiving."

Spike: "Driver says there's lots of mail for the village."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "I'll need an extra changeling for it all."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was feeling left out."

Pipsqueak: "It's not fair. You're not leaving any mail for me."

Narrator: "But Pipsqueak's chance had come."

Spike's Driver: "There's been a change of plans."

Narrator: "Said Spike's driver."

Spike's Driver: "Hoity Toity needs us at the big station. Pipsqueak, you are to take Spike's load to the village."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was delighted, but Spike was sad."

Spike: "I won't be able to say Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends."

Pipsqueak: "Don't worry."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak kindly."

Pipsqueak: "I'll do it for you."

Spike: "It's not the same."

Narrator: "Sighed Spike.

Pipsqueak was making good time on his way to the village when suddenly,"

Pipsqueak's Driver: "What's that?"

Narrator: "Called his driver. There ahead was a fogman by the path. He was holding a red light."

Fogman: "The village is cut off by snow."

Narrator: "He shouted."

Fogman: "We need shovels, workmen and an owl. Leave your changelings in the siding, and go back quickly."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was soon hurrying to Owlowiscious' tree."

Pipsqueak: "Wake up, lazywings! The mountain villagers need your help. They're stranded."

Owlowiscious: "Whizzo!"

Narrator: "Replied Owlowiscious."

Owlowiscious: "I like an emergency to keep me warm."

Narrator: "And he flew away."

Pipsqueak: "Now."

Narrator: "Sighed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "What's next?"

Narrator: "Suddenly, there was Spike with Featherweight the Pegasus and the works trailer."

Spike: "Come on, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Whistled Spike."

Spike: "Follow me."

Narrator: "The two animals battled their way through the snow.

At last, they reached the village. Owlowiscious was already there busily dropping Thanksgiving dinner to people below.

Featherweight quickly got to work."

Featherweight: "Lovely stuff!"

Narrator: "He said, as he pushed the snow aside."

Villagers: "Well done, Pipsqueak! Well done, Spike!"

Narrator: "Cheered the villagers."

Spike: "Pipsqueak, I just remembered, your mail is still back at the siding, isn't it?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak hurried back to fetch it.

Just then, Braeburn arrived with Scootaloo."

Braeburn: "We've brought lots of hot drinks and food for the villagers."

Narrator: "He whistled.

That night, all the animals went back to the library, except Braeburn. The villagers had made a plan to thank the animals. They gave Scootaloo paint pots and parcels, then they set off through the moonlit countryside.

All the animals were fast asleep in the library as Braeburn ran silently into the yard. He had no idea what the villagers were going to do, but he knew it was going to be a big surprise.

When the animals woke the next morning, they could not believe their eyes. The library had been repainted and decorated. The animals cheered in delight, and everyone agreed that it was a really happy Thanksgiving."

The Flying Kipper
Narrator: "One winter evening, Big Macintosh's driver said."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "We'll be out early tomorrow. We've got to take the Flying Kipper. Don't tell Chief Thunderhooves, but I think if we pull the kipper nicely, Hoity Toity will let us take the express buffaloes. The special medicine they gave you is working well."

Big Macintosh: "Hooray!"

Narrator: "Cried Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "That will be lovely."

Narrator: "All kinds of ships use the harbor at the big station by the sea. There are passenger ships, cargo ships and fishing boats also come here They unload their fish on the key. Some of it goes to shops in the town, and the rest are given to special changelings to other places faraway. This is the line of changelings that the men call 'The Flying Kipper'.

Big Macintosh was ready at 5'o clock. There was snow and frost. Men hustled and shouted loading up the crates of fish. The last door banged, the guard showed his green lamp, and the Flying Kipper was ready to go."

Big Macintosh: "Come on, come on! Don't be silly, don't be silly!"

Narrator: "Huffed Big Mac to the changelings. The changelings shuttered and groaned."

Changelings: "Trickety-trock, trickety-trock! Alright, alright!"

Big Macintosh: "That's better, that's better!"

Narrator: "Puffed Big Mac.

Clouds of smoke and steam poured into the cold air, and the lamp shown brightly."

Big Macintosh: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Narrator: "Panted Big Mac.

They were going well. The light grew better, signal lights showed green as they past.

Then, a yellow signal appeared ahead. His driver prepared to stop, but the home signal was down."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "All clear, Big Mac. Away we go."

Narrator: "They couldn't know that the switches from the main line to a siding were frozen. And the home signal should've been set at danger. But snow had forced it down.

A freight animal was waiting in the siding to let the Flying Kipper past. And the driver and the fireman were drinking cocoa with the conductor."

Conductor: "The kipper is due."

Narrator: "Said the conductor."

Fireman: "Who cares?"

Narrator: "Said the fireman."

Fireman: "This is good cocoa!"

Narrator: "The driver got up."

Driver: "Come on, fireman. Back to our animal."

Narrator: "They got out just in time."

(CRASH!)

Narrator: "Big Mac's driver and fireman had jumped clear before the crash. But Big Mac lay dazed and surprised.

Hoity Toity came to see him."

Big Macintosh: "The signal was down, sir."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac."

Hoity Toity: "Cheer up, Big Mac. It wasn't your fault. Ice and snow caused the accident. I'm sending you to Crewe, a fine place for sick animals. They'll give you a new shape and a larger stomach. You'll feel a different horse and you won't need special medicine anymore. Won't that be nice?"

Big Macintosh: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac doubtfully.

Big Macintosh liked being at Crewe, but was glad to come home.

A crowd of people waited to see him arrive in his new shape. He looked so splendid and strong that they gave him three cheers."

Big Macintosh: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "He whistled."

Big Macintosh: "Thank you very much."

Narrator: "I'm sorry to say that a lot of little children are often late for school because they wait to see Big Mac go by. They often see him taking the express buffaloes. He does it so well that Chief Thunderhooves is jealous. But that's another story."

Featherweight the Pegasus
Narrator: "Autumn had come to Ponyville. The fields were changing from yellow stubble to brown earth, and a pegasus pony was hard at work as Spike puffed along.

Later, Spike saw the pegasus close by."

Featherweight: "Hello."

Narrator: "Said the pegasus."

Featherweight: "I'm Featherweight. I'm plowing."

Spike: "I'm Spike. My fillies and I are taking passengers. What ugly arms you've got."

Featherweight: "They're not ugly. They're wings."

Narrator: "Said Featherweight."

Featherweight: "I can go anywhere. I don't need the road."

Spike: "I don't want to go anywhere."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "I like my road, thank you."

Narrator: "Winter came with dark clouds full of snow."

Spike's Driver: "I don't like it."

Narrator: "Said Spike's Driver."

Spike's Driver: "A heavy fall is coming. I hope it doesn't stop us."

Spike: "Puh."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Soft stuff. Nothing to it."

Narrator: "And he puffed off, feeling cold but confident.

They finished their journey safely, but by now, the country was covered."

Spike's Driver: "You'll need your boots for the next journey, Spike."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spikes: "Puh! Snow is silly soft stuff. It won't stop me."

Narrator: "The boots were heavy and uncomfortable and made Spike cross. He shook them, and he banged them, and when he got back, they were so damaged that his driver had to take them off."

Spike's Driver: "You're a very naughty dragon!"

Narrator: "He said to Spike.

Next morning, Spike's driver and fireman came early, and worked hard to mend the boots, but they couldn't make them fit.

Spike was pleased."

Spike: "I shan't have to wear them! I shan't have to wear them!"

Narrator: "He puffed to Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle. But they were rather worried."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "I hope it's all right. I hope it's all right."

Narrator: "They whispered to each other.

The driver was worried, too."

Spike's Driver: "It's not bad here,"

Narrator: "He said to the fireman,"

Spike's Driver: "But it's sure to be deep in the valley!"

Spike: "Silly soft stuff."

Narrator: "Puffed Spike."

Spike: "I didn't need those stupid old things yesterday, and I shan't today. Snow can't stop me!"

Narrator: "He rushed into a tunnel, thinking how clever he was, but there was trouble ahead."

Spike: "Fire and scales!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "I'm stuck!"

Narrator: "And he was.

Spike's Driver: "Back, Spike, back!"

Narrator: "Said his driver.

Spike tried, but his feet spun and he couldn't move.

The conductor went for help, while everyone else tried to dig the snow away. But as fast as they dug, more snow slid down until Spike was nearly buried."

Spike: "Oh my legs and tail! I shall have to stop here till' I'm frozen. What a silly dragon I am!"

Narrator: "And Spike began to cry.

At last, a rabbit came to rescue the passengers, and then, who should come to Spike's rescue but Featherweight! Snow never worries him.

He pulled the empty fillies away, then came back for Spike.

Spike's feet were clear, but still spun when he tried to move.

Featherweight tugged and slipped and slipped and tugged, and at last dragged Spike clear of the snow, ready for the journey home."

Spike: "Oh, thank you, Featherweight. Your wings are splendid."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike's Driver: "I hope you'll be sensible now, Spike."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spike: "I'll try."

Narrator: "Said Spike, and he puffed slowly away."

Winter Wonderland
This is the story of Spike's winter wonderland.

It's a winter wonderland

See the snow lay all around

Bells are ringing; Ding-a-ling-a-ling, Ding, dong

Sleigh bells jingling

Home for the holiday we go

Rushing to our winter wonderland

It's a winter wonderland

Little dragon working hard

His snow boots stomping; Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp!

Bother this silly snow!

Don't hog me up, please don't delay

Must get to my winter wonderland

It's Spike's winter wonderland

Climb aboard and join us if you can

See main line animals rushing to and fro

Festive decorations, people rushing home

Branch line animals shovel through the snow

Firesides blaze, through winter haze

Happy holidays

''Look, everybody! Here's Spike.''

And Pipsqueak.

And Cranky and Chief Thunderhooves and Big Macintosh.

''And look! Shining Armor and Braeburn, too!''

Home for the holiday we go

Rushing to our winter wonderland

It's Spike's winter wonderland

Climb aboard and join us if you can

See Featherweight Pegasus clear away the snow

Angel Rabbit is wonderful; Just look at him go

Seasons greetings; Happy Holidays

Close your eyes, dream your dreams

See how the magic stays

It's a winter wonderland

See the snow lay all around

Bells are ringing; Ding-a-ling-a-ling, Ding, dong

Children singing

Home for the holiday we go

Rushing to our winter wonderland

Our winter wonderland

Our winter wonderland

A Scarf for Pipsqueak
Narrator: "It was a cold winter's morning in Ponyville. The wind was bitter and the ground hard with frost. Spike and Pipsqueak were cold and cross."

Spike: "All I want is a warm body."

Narrator: "Huffed Spike."

Spike: "Firelighter knows that. He's late."

Pipsqueak: "He's not late."

Narrator: "Replied Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "This weather woke us up early."

Narrator: "Gusts of wind swirled round the library, tossing flakes of snow towards Spike. Then they swooshed around Pipsqueak too."

Pipsqueak: "Why don't we talk about something else?"

Narrator: "Shivered Pipsqueak."

Spike: "Yes."

Narrator: "Replied Spike."

Spike: "Like how silly we'll look when you heads turn into icicles."

Pipsqueak: "That's not funny. Maybe we'll stop feeling cold if we talk about warm things, like sunshine and steam."

Spike: "And firelighters."

Narrator: "Muttered Spike."

Pipsqueak: "Scarves!"

Narrator: "Continued Pipsqueak."

Spike: "Scarves."

Narrator: "Laughed Spike."

Spike: "That's what you need, Pipsqueak. A woolly scarf round your neck."

Narrator: "Spike was only teasing. But Pipsqueak thought happily about scarves until the firelighter came.

Hoity Toity was enjoying hot porridge for breakfast. He was looking forward to taking important visitors on a tour of the town, and had pressed his special trousers."

Hoity Toity: "I shall put them in my trunk."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said to Princess Celestia."

Hoity Toity: "And change into them just before the photographs are taken."

Narrator: "Then he set off to catch his ride.

Pipsqueak was now working hard. His body was warm, and he had plenty of strength, but he still thought about scarves. He saw them everywhere he went."

Pipsqueak: "My funnel's cold, my funnel's cold."

Narrator: "He puffed."

Pipsqueak: "I want a scarf, I want a scarf."

Big Macintosh: "Rubbish, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh: "Ponies don't wear scarves."

Pipsqueak: "Ponies with proper necks do."

Narrator: "Replied Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Your neck is too big."

Narrator: "Before Big Mac could answer, Pipsqueak puffed away. Big Mac snorted. He was looking forward to pulling the special cart.

It was time for the photographs. Everyone was excited. Hoity Toity was waiting on the platform for his trousers. They were in a trunk amongst a big load of baggage. The porters were taking the baggage trolley across the line. They were walking backwards to see that nothing fell off.

Pipsqueak was still being cheeky. His driver always shut off steam just outside the station. Pipsqueak wanted to surprise the buffaloes by coming in as quietly as he could.

But the porters didn't here him either. Pipsqueak gave them such a fright that boxes and bags burst everywhere."

Pipsqueak: "Oh!"

Narrator: "Groaned Pipsqueak.

Sticky streams of jam trickled down Pipsqueak's face. A hat fell on his hoof. Worst of all, a pair of trousers coiled lovingly round his neck.

Everyone was a very angry. Hoity Toity seized the top hat."

Hoity Toity: "Mine!"

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "Pipsqueak, look at this!"

Pipsqueak: "Yes sir. I am sir."

Hoity Toity: "My best trousers too!"

Pipsqueak: "Yes sir. Please sir."

Hoity Toity: "We must pay the passengers for their spoiled clothes, and my trousers are ruined. I hope this will teach you not to play tricks with the buffaloes."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak went off to the yard. He felt very silly. On the way, he met Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Hello, Pipsqueak. So you found a scarf, eh? But legs go in trousers, not necks."

Narrator: "And he puffed off to tell Big Mac the news.

That evening, Spike and Pipsqueak were resting in the shed. Pipsqueak's driver had taken away the trousers and given Pipsqueak a good rubdown."

Spike: "Firelighter's promised to come early tomorrow."

Narrator "Said Spike. Big Macintosh arrived. He'd enjoyed taking the visitors around and now felt sorry for Pipsqueak too."

Big Macintosh: "Driver says the weather will be warmer tomorrow. You won't need a scarf, Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Certainly not."

Narrator: "Replied Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Ponies don't need scarves. Ponies need warm bodies. Everyone knows that."

Braeburn Had A Little Lamb
Narrator: "Winter in Ponyville can be windy cold. When the cold wind blows, the animals can't wait to get back to the snug warmth of the Ponyville Library."

Braeburn: "Bitter cold, bitter cold, bitter cold."

Narrator: "Chuffed Braeburn."

Braeburn: "Still, I'll soon be back in my nice dry library."

Narrator: "But suddenly, Braeburn's driver stopped him. He could see Igneous Rock Pie standing knee deep in snow. He was waving a red flag."

Igneous Rock Pie: "My phone lines are down, all the roads are blocked, and my sheep had just started lambing."

Narrator: "Igneous said."

Igneous Rock Pie: "They're trapped on the hillside, cut off by the snow."

Braeburn: "What can we do to help?"

Narrator: "Braeburn chuffed."

Igneous Rock Pie: "I need a vet as quickly as possible."

Braeburn's Driver: "We'll stop at the next signal box."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn's driver."

Braeburn's Driver: "I'll phone the vet from there."

Narrator: "Braeburn raced to the signal box, and the driver phoned ahead to the station.

Hoity Toity and the vet were waiting for Braeburn as he arrived."

Braeburn: "Igneous Rock Pie's lambs are stranded on the hillside!"

Narrator: "Cried Braeburn."

Braeburn: "We've got to rescue them!"

Hoity Toity: "So we shall."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "I'll send Soarin right away. This is a job for a pegasus pony."

Narrator: "Braeburn knew Soarin was the right pony for the job. He was very powerful."

Braeburn: "Hurry!"

Narrator: "Braeburn called anxiously, as Soarin chuffed out of the station.

But so much snow had fallen, the path ahead was blocked."

Soarin's Driver: "We can't go on."

Narrator: "Said Soarin's driver grimly."

Soarin's Driver: "We'll have to go back."

Narrator: "Braeburn was surprised to see Soarin return to the station."

Soarin: "I tried my hardest."

Narrator: "Puffed Soarin."

Soarin: "But the weather's getting worse."

Soarin's Driver: "Even Soarin's wings can't get through."

Narrator: "Said his driver. Then, Braeburn had an idea."

Braeburn: "My old path runs out there, sir, remember?"

Hoity Toity: "It's far too dangerous."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "It would never carry Soarin's weight."

Braeburn: "It might take my weight."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Braeburn: "And I know that path like the back of my tail."

Braeburn: "He added."

Braeburn: "It's our only chance to help the lambs."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity agreed, but he told Braeburn to be very careful.

Soon, a blizzard was howling. Braeburn's driver was worried."

Braeburn: "I can do it!"

Narrator: "Called Braeburn."

Braeburn: "As long as this path holds."

Narrator: "But Braeburn had forgotten about the rickety old bridge."

Braeburn: "Help! My hooves are wobbling!"

Narrator: "He cried. His driver fought for control as Braeburn struggled on."

Braeburn: "I've got to reach the other side of this bridge!"

Narrator: "Gasped Braeburn."

Braeburn: "Those lambs need me!"

Narrator: "Igneous Rock Pie was waiting. It was very cold.

Suddenly, a ghostly glowing eye shone from the snowstorm. It was Braeburn's lantern."

Igneous Rock Pie: "You've made it!"

Narrator: "Cried Igneous."

Igneous Rock Pie: "What a brave pony you are!"

Narrator: "The vet and Igneous went to find the lambs.

But they soon returned."

Vet: "The lambs are safe and sound, Braeburn."

Narrator: "Said the vet."

Vet: "But we need a place now to keep the little ones warm."

Narrator: "Braeburn smiled."

Braeburn: "I'll think you'll find Scootaloo has plenty of room."

Narrator: "Braeburn stayed for several days, just to make sure the lambs were all right. Igneous Rock Pie was very grateful."

Igneous Rock Pie: "Thank you, Braeburn."

Narrator: "He said."

Igneous Rock Pie: "We couldn't have done it without you."

Braeburn: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Braeburn: "There's nothing I like better than helping out a friend in need."

Dr. Whooves the Snow Pony
Narrator: "Dr. Whooves and Soarin are ponies. They deliver goods and passengers when the roads are closed by deep snow.

But Dr. Whooves thinks snow is messy and cold."

Dr. Whooves: "I'm an earth pony."

Narrator: "He chuffed one day."

Dr. Whooves: "I shouldn't have to shiver."

Tank: "Begging your pardon, Mr. Whooves?"

Narrator: "Whispered Tank."

Tank: "But I think snow is splendid."

Dr. Whooves: "Huh!"

Narrator: "Later, Dr. Whooves saw some children building a giant snowman for their winter festival.

Each time, Dr. Whovoes passed by the snowman grew bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and bigger."

Tank: "Just an obviation, Mr. Whooves, snow is magical."

Dr. Whooves: "Oh!"

Narrator: "Finally, the snowman was completed.

Dr. Whooves chuffed back to his warm cozy home.

Hoity Toity was waiting for him."

Hoity Toity: "You have to return to the mountain village."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "Some goods are needed for the festival."

Dr. Whooves: "But all this snow makes my hooves feel chilly."

Hoity Toity: "Really useful animals work hard whatever the weather!"

Narrator: "Soon, Dr. Whooves was loaded and on his way. The snow was cold. It had frozen the points and diverted Dr. Whooves into the station siding."

Dr. Whooves: "Whoa, shiver my body!"

Narrator: "Cried Dr. Whooves. His driver applied the brakes."

Tank: "Is there a problem, Mr. Whooves?"

Dr. Whooves: "Yeah, there is! Whoa!"

(CRASH!)

Tank: "That could been a little smoother."

Narrator: "Dr. Whooves felt awful. He thought the children would be upset about their snowman.

Dr. Whooves' driver went for help.

Hoity Toity was just leaving his office when he got the call."

Hoity Toity: "Soarin will bring the breakdown crane first thing in the morning."

Narrator: "He said.

Dr. Whooves' driver returned and told him the news."

Dr. Whooves: "I'll be out here all night."

Narrator: "Moaned Dr. Whooves."

Dr. Whooves' Driver: "I'm afraid so."

Narrator: "Luckily, the village inn had a toasty warm room for Dr. Whooves' driver. But Dr. Whooves was getting colder and colder.

His stamina had gone low, and the top of his head was covered in icicles."

Dr. Whooves: "I was right all along. Brr! There's nothing magical about snow. Brr!"

Narrator: "Tank was beginning to think Dr. Whooves might be right."

Tank: "Brr!"

Narrator: "Next morning the children saw the situation."

Girl: "Look."

Narrator: "A little girl shouted."

Girl: "Our snowman has eyes in his tummy."

Boy: "No it doesn't."

Narrator: "Laughed a little boy."

Boy: "It's Dr. Whooves!"

Narrator: "That gave the children an idea.

When Dr. Whooves woke up, he was surrounded by happy children."

Children: "Dr. Whooves's a wonderful snow pony!"

Narrator: "They cried. Dr. Whooves was so relief that suddenly, he didn't feel any cold anymore.

When Soarin arrived with the breakdown crane, Dr. Whooves didn't want to leave. He loved the winter festival so much."

Dr. Whooves: "You were right, Tank."

Narrator: "Dr. Whooves called."

Dr. Whooves: "There are some magical things about snow."

Tank: "P-p-p-perhaps, Mr. Whooves."

Narrator: "Shivered Tank."

Dr. Whooves: "Absolutely!"

Not So Hasty Cakes
Narrator: "It was Christmas time in Ponyville, and Hoity Toity's animals were busy. The snow made their journeys difficult. They had to work hard to deliver passengers and goods to their destinations of time. This made the animals feel very reliable.

Trixie pulled into the fitters yard with Spike's snow boots."

Spike: "I don't need those silly old things!"

Narrator: "Huffed Spike."

Trixie: "Stuff and nonsense!"

Narrator: "Said Trixie."

Trixie: "You can't be a reliable dragon if you can't get through the snow."

Narrator: "That made Spike cross."

Spike: "You know I'm reliable. I just don't like my boots.

Trixie is rude!"

Narrator: "Spike chuffed."

Spike: "And these snow boots makes my feet ache!"

Narrator: "Later, Spike saw Hoity Toity talking to Trixie."

Hoity Toity: "The Ponyville Cake Factory is snowed in. Their Christmas cakes must get to the docks before the ship sails for the mainland."

Spike: "Let me do the job."

Hoity Toity: "I need you on your path, Spike. Besides, Trixie knows those roads well. She's very reliable."

Spike: "I'm reliable too!"

Narrator: "Huffed Spike."

Trixie: "Apparently not reliable enough."

Narrator: "Trixie chuffed. Now Spike was crosser still.

The snow was heavy, but Spike arrived at every station right on time.

Trixie was struggling to stay on the road. Her hooves did not like the slippery ice at all.

When Spike arrived at the docks to pick up Featherweight, he was surprised that Trixie had not returned."

Dock Manager: "The ship will miss the tide."

Narrator: "Said the dock manager."

Hoity Toity: "And the children won't have their Christmas cakes. Spike, go and look for Trixie at once."

Spike: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Answered Spike."

Spike: "Perhaps Trixie isn't so reliable after all."

Narrator: "He whispered.

At the cake factory, Trixie's cart was piled high with crates of Christmas cakes."

Trixie: "Hoity Toity's counting on me. I mustn't be late."

Narrator: "She chuffed onto the icy road.

Suddenly, she was on a steep hill. Her drive tried to stop. Trixie slid out of control into a deep snowdrift."

(CRASH!)

"Poor Trixie.

Spike and Featherweight puffed through the swirling snow. They couldn't see Trixie anywhere.

Soon, they spotted her driver. He was standing by the level crossing."

Trixie's Driver: "Trixie is stuck under the snow."

Narrator: "Her driver explained."

Trixie's Driver: "I need help to dig her out."

Narrator: "Featherweight rescued her in no time."

Spike: "We will have to hurry."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "It wasn't you fault, Trixie, it's the slippery roads."

Narrator: "Trixie felt much better.

Spike chuffed and puffed as fast as he could.

They reached the docks just in time. Hoity Toity was delighted to see the bakery crates, and that Trixie was safe and well."

Hoity Toity: "We'll get you unloaded immediately."

Spike: "Now the children will have their Christmas cakes."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Hoity Toity: "Well done!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Trixie: "Thank you, Spike."

Narrator: "Said Trixie."

Trixie: "You and I are both reliable."

Narrator: "Spike agreed."

Jack Frost
Narrator: "It was an icy day in Ponyville. The animals were working very hard. They didn't mind the cold because they had hot drinks to keep them warm.

That evening, Hoity Toity came to the library."

Hoity Toity: "There's a big freeze coming tonight."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "Cranky and Pipsqueak are to deliver extra drinks to the stations."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "They said eagerly, and Hoity Toity drove away."

Spike: "You better hurry."

Narrator: "Teased Spike."

Spike: "Or scary Jack Frost might get you."

Pipsqueak: "Who's Jack Frost?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak whistled nervously."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Don't be so silly."

Narrator: "Sniffed Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Jack Frost is not scary."

Spike: "Yes he is."

Narrator: "Teased Spike."

Spike: "He's all white with a big spiky face."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Said Cranky. Cranky knew Jack Frost wasn't scary, but poor Pipsqueak wasn't so sure.

Pipsqueak shivered."

Pipsqueak: "Jack Frost is not scary, Jack Frost is not scary, Jack Frost is not scary."

Narrator: "Meanwhile, Cranky puffed along his route."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Silly Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "He thought."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "All worked up over Jack Frost."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak made his last delivery. The stationmaster was very pleased to see him."

Stationmaster: "Oh, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "He cried."

Stationmaster: "We need twice as much drinks to last through this freeze.

Pipsqueak: "Don't worry."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak said."

Pipsqueak: "This is my last stop. You can have mine."

Narrator: "So Pipsqueak's driver parked him in a siding with only a lantern for company."

Pipsqueak: "Do you think scary Jack Frost will find me?"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Jack Frost is not scary."

Narrator: "Chuckled his driver."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "And don't worry. Trixie will bring you some more drinks in the morning."

Narrator: "And then his driver and fireman went home to bed.

Late at night, the icy wind howled. It started to snow.

Soon, Pipsqueak's face was so cold, an icicle hung from his nose."

Pipsqueak: "Oh, b-b-b-b-bother."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak stuttered, but it didn't sound like Pipsqueak. It was so cold, he could hardly make a sound.

At last, Cranky was on his way back to the library. In the fog, he saw shadows and strange and scary shapes."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Scary Jack Frost."

Alec Baldwin: "He whispered nervously."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pah!"

Pipsqueak: "Hello, C-C-C-C-Cranky."

Narrator: "Muttered Pipsqueak icily."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Scary Jack Frost!"

Narrator: "Cried Cranky, and he raced away as fast as his feet could carry him. He didn't stop until he got back to the library.

The next morning, Trixie brought plenty of drinks."

Trixie: "Oh, my dear!"

Narrator: "Trixie chuffed to Pipsqueak."

Trixie: "It looks like Jack Frost really got you."

Narrator: "The firelighter gave Pipsqueak his drink. Soon, his ice mask melted away."

Pipsqueak: "So scary Jack Frost is only frost."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak happily, and soon he was as warm as toast.

When Pipsqueak arrived at the library, Cranky was bragging to the other animals."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I saw scary Jack Frost last night."

Narrator: "Cranky huffed."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "He even knows my name."

Pipsqueak: "He also knows that you ran away."

Narrator: "Teased Pipsqueak, and all the animals whistled, including Cranky. But Pipsqueak's was the loudest whistle of all."

Animal Roll Call
They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,

Arranging changelings and carrying freight.

Red and white and brown and purple,

They're the Really Useful crew.

All with different roles to play

'round the Library or far away,

Down the hills and round the bends,

Spike and his friends.

Spike, he's the cheeky one,

Cranky is vain but lots of fun.

Pipsqueak delivers the mail on time,

Chief Thunderhooves thunders down the path.

Rarity really knows her stuff,

Big Macintosh pulls and heaves and hauls.

Shining Armor wants to help and share,

Braeburn, well, let's say, he's yellow.

They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,

Arranging changelings and carrying freight.

Red and white and brown and purple,

They're the Really Useful crew.

All with different roles to play

'round the Library or far away,

Down the hills and round the bends,

Spike and his friends.

They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,

Arranging changelings and carrying freight.

Red and white and brown and purple,

They're the Really Useful crew.

All with different roles to play

'round the Library or far away,

Down the hills and round the bends,

Spike and his friends.