The Animal Book (AnimatedFan195 Version) trailer/Transcript

(A view of the jungle is seen in the beginning of the trailer with Dodger singing)

Tagline: The jungle will be jumpin' soon.

Narrator: It's been a long time in coming, but now after 4 years, the announcement can be made. AnimatedFan195's most entertaining triumph in the art of animation is here.

(Kovu is seen walking and singing)

Kovu (singing): Dooby-dooby-doobity-doo. Well, it's a doobity-doo. Yes, it's a doobity-doo.

Kovu: Well now. Ha-ha! What have we here?

Title: The Animal Book (AnimatedFan195 Version).

Narrator: It's AnimatedFan195's The Animal Book.

Kovu (singing): Look for the bare necessities. The simple bare necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife.

(Penny sees Cody in the Man-Village)

Narrator: Yes, The Animal Book. A new departure of contemporary entertainment.

Kovu: Kid, we got to get to a tree. This calls for some big-scratcher.

(Cody giggles when Kovu goes for a backscratch)

(Kovu back-scratches the tree and pulls it out to make it a scratching success)

Narrator: A voice-trous musical comedy version of Rudyard Kipling's familiar stories of the boy Cody, and his encounters of human nature in the jungle. There's the schemers Stan and Heff,

Stan (singing): Trust in me, trust in me.

(Cody gets hypnotized by Stan and Heff while singing "Trust in Me")

Narrator: And the coolest man Dodger, king of the dogs.

Dodger (singing): Oh, ooh-bee-doo.

Junkyard dogs (singing): Oop-de-wee.

Dodger (singing): I wanna be like you.

Junkyard dogs (singing): Hop-dee-doo-bee-do-bow.

Dodger (singing): I wanna walk like you.

Tito (singing): Cheep.

Dodger (singing): Talk like you.

Tito (singing): Cheep.

Dodger (singing): Too-o-ooo!

Narrator: The Equestria ponies.

Ponies (singing): Oh, the aim of our patrol,

Big Macintosh (singing): is a question rather droll.

Narrator: And the leader Shining Armor.

Shining Armor: (ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta) The dusty muzzle.

Shining Armor: (to ???) Soldier, that haircut is nothing in your nation. Rather the goodies, sir, don't you think?

(Shining Armor gives him a short haircut)

Shining Armor: There! That's better.

Narrator: Then there's the jungle's gang of adventurous friends.

Pooh, Tigger, Piglet and Rabbit (singing): We never met an animal we didn't like.

Narrator: And the powerful Kai.

Kai: Boo!

(Pooh, Tigger, Piglet and Rabbit scream and run away)

Rabbit: Let's get out of here!

Pooh: Run, friend, run!

(Kai attacks Cody, but Kovu grabs him by the tail)

Kovu: Run, Cody, run!

Narrator: An adventurous boy in the jungle, and all he has on his side are two real friends, the boy's jungle guardians.

Mordecai: Oh, no!

(Kovu chases Kai with the tail)

Rigby: Kovu!

Kai: Let go!

Kovu: Are you kidding? There's teeth on the other end!

(Kovu gets hit in the neck with a tree branch)

Narrator: Kovu, Mordecai and Rigby, three wonderful characters destined to become comedy immortals.

Mordecai: Fire! So that's what that scoundrel's after.

Kovu: Yeah! Well, man, what a beat!

Rigby: Will you stop that silly beat business and listen?! This will take brains, not brawn!

Kovu: You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both!

(Dodger and the dogs dance while marching, when Kovu (as Rita) comes in to dance)

Rita (singing): Hey! De-zop-ba-ronie. Hap-da-dee-ba-lat. Da-dat-dat-non. Hey, a-baby-dat-doo.

(Mordecai and Rigby see Kovu (as Rita) in disguise in fear while Dodger sees her)

Rita (singing): Zaba-doo-doo-day-doo-bop. Doo-boo-doo-day, ze-bonz. Za-bop-bop-bobby.

Dodger (singing): Za-bah-doo-dee!

Rita (singing): Well, a-ree-bah-naza.

Dodger (singing): He-beh-do-beh-doy!

Rita (singing): Well, a-lah-bah-zini.

Dodger (singing): Rrrrahr-rrrahr!

Rita (singing): Gettin' mad, baby!

Dodger and Rita (singing): Yoo-hoo-hoo! (Oop-de-wee) I wanna be like you-u-u! (Hop-dee-doo-bee-do-bow) I wanna walk like you! (Cheep) Talk like you! (Cheep) Too-oo-ooo!

Narrator: In 30 years,