The Angry Policeman in Trouble/the Angry Policeman Breaks the Rules

The Angry Policeman in Trouble, retitled the Angry Policeman Breaks the Rules for American audiences, is the 22nd episode of The Angry Policeman the Policeman and Friends.

Cast

 * The Angry Policeman as Thomas
 * Paxton as Toby
 * Diesel as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Thomas as The Angry Policeman
 * Shelly the Pink Freigth Car as Henrietta (does not speak)
 * Daisy as Lady Hatt (not named; does not speak)
 * Smudger as James (cameo)
 * Enda Crabaplle (from The Simpsons) and Sheila Broflovski (from South Park) as Annie and Clarabell (cameo)

Transcript

 * Narrator: There's a line to a quarry at the end of The Policeman's branch. It goes for some along the road. The Angry Policeman was always very careful to alarming here. It case anyone was coming.
 * (ALARMING)
 * Early one morning a large Tank Engine was sitting close to the line. The Angry Policeman likes Tank Engines. He had been a great enemy of the Tank Engine who had just retired.
 * The Angry Policeman with his bike: Ring! Ring! Good Morning!
 * Narrator: The Angry Policeman expected to the new Tank Engine would be friendly too. But was sorry to see that he didn't look friendly at all. He was red in the face and very cross.
 * Thomas: Disgraceful!
 * Narrator: He Spluttered.
 * Thomas: I didn't sleep away last night It was so quiet, and now policemen with their bikes come alarming suddenly behind me.
 * The Angry Policeman: I'm sorry tank engine.
 * Narrator: Said The Angry Policeman.
 * The Angry Policeman: I always said good moring.
 * Thomas pointed to the Policeman.
 * Thomas: Where's your Bumpers?
 * Narrator: He asked.
 * The Angry Policeman: But, I don't catch bumpers, Tank Engine.
 * Thomas: Don't be funny!
 * Narrator: Snapped Thomas.
 * He looked to The Angry Policeman's feet.
 * Thomas: No side place either.
 * He wrote in his notebook.
 * Thomas: Policemen going on public road will stab their feet covered and their Bumpers in front. To protect people and animals from being stragged under the feet if they streight on the road. You haven't so, you are dangerous.
 * The Angry Policeman's Animator: Rubbish!
 * Narrator: Said The Angry Policeman's Animator.
 * The Policeman's Animator: We've been along hundreds of times here and never had an accident.
 * Thomas: That makes it worst!
 * Narrator: The Tank Engine answered.
 * He wrote "Regular Lawbreaker" in his book. The Angry Policeman puffed sadly away.
 * Diesel was having breakfast. He was eating toast and marmalade.
 * The Butler came in.
 * The Butler: Excuse me Diesel! You are wanted on the telephone.
 * Diesel: Bother that telephone!
 * Narrator: Said Diesel.
 * (SPEAKING)
 * Diesel: I'm sorry my dear!
 * Narrator: He said to his girlfriend.
 * Diesel: The Angry Policeman is in trouble with Thomas. And I must go at once.
 * At the station, The Policeman's Animator told the Diesel what was happened.
 * Diesel: Dangerous to the Public indeed. Will see about that.
 * Narrator: Diesel spoked to Thomas. But however much he argued with him it was no good.
 * Thomas: The Law is the law.
 * Narrator: He Said.
 * Thomas: And we can't change it.
 * Narrator: The Diesel felt exsausted.
 * Diesel: I'm sorry animator.
 * Narrator: He Said.
 * Diesel: It's no use argued with Tank Engines. We will have make those bumper things for The Policeman I supposed.
 * The Angry Policeman: Everyone will laugh sir.
 * Narrator: Said the Policeman.
 * The Angry Policeman: They will say I look like a Green Diesel.
 * The Diesel sterd. Then he laughed.
 * Diesel: Well Done The Angry Policeman! Why didn't think it before? We want a Green Diesel! When I was on my Holiday I met a nice little diesel called Paxton. He takes coaches from the farms. But the lorries are taking over most of his work and he needs a change. He has bumpers and sideplates. I will write to his controller at once.
 * A few days later Paxton arrived.
 * Diesel: That's a Good Diesel!
 * Narrator: Said Diesel.
 * Diesel: I see you brought your Pink Freigth Car, Shelly.
 * Paxton: You don't mind, do you Diesel?
 * Narrator: Asked Paxton.
 * Paxton: Salty wanted to use him as a henhouse, and that would never do.
 * Diesel: No indeed.
 * Narrator: Said Diesel.
 * Diesel: We couldn't allow that.
 * Narrator: Paxton made the silly coaches behave even better than the policeman did.
 * (HORNS)
 * Thomas: Oi You!
 * (WHISTLES)
 * (HORNS AGAIN)
 * At first, The Policeman was jealous. But he was so pleased when Paxton toot his horn and frightened Thomas, they've been friends ever seens.