Ernest the Engine & Others

Ernest the Engine & Others is a Parody on Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends on the Australian Comedy Inc which Features a Cart Engine named Ernest who works with his friends Stevie the Steam Train Stevie ,who stutters badly at inapropriate of moments and Gail the Guards Compartment. It's not very funny, having basically about two jokes, but Thomas fans go on and on like it's the funniest thing in the whole universe because it's a Thomas parody.

Episodes

 * fat controller
 * new car
 * ernest the search engine
 * broken silence
 * gales time of the month
 * dating
 * ernest helps gale find a pet
 * it takes two
 * gale is mad at ernest
 * stevie wants to give up smoking
 * ernest thinks stevie is a nazi
 * going to kill again
 * truck people
 * ernest did some drugs
 * stevie didn't get the job
 * Ernest Wants to start a revolution
 * ernest is sick of the passengers
 * stevie masturbaits
 * Dreams
 * Sexism
 * Pregnant
 * Speech Therapist
 * Gale Leaves

Ernest the Cart Engine
Ernest is a Yellow Cart Engine Diesel Engine who is always shown in the Sheds next to Stevie the Steam Train. Ernest once gets the Idea to become a Search engine to become a Dot Com Millionaire in order to beat Google so people can download Hard Core pornography. He is the main character who appears in the Logo beginning pulling some Trucks. He also wants to date Gail the Guards Compartment and asked Stevie who had dated her once saying that he tried to Fuckher-Fuckher.... Forget all About it. He is also racist against Trucks and Black People. He is a Parody of Thomas.

Gail the Guards Compartment Diesel
Gail is a Guards Compartment Diesel who usually appears on Ernest's left side next to the shed. She is the only one seen to Leave the shed. Stevie once dated her claiming that she has a Very Loose Arsenal Souvenir Collection and Arsenal Computer Site (all which his Stutter was Mistaken for her having a Very Loose Ass). She once was having that time of the Month where she needed a New Coat of Paint (A Joke on having a Period) and stated that Guards Compartment is just another word for Rear End. Stevie tries to calm her by saying that if she was a Big Fat Ass there would be no Gap in between the Station Platform which really didn't help. Ernest also tries to calm by asking her if she's Trying on a Shed which distracted her. She was once caught posessing high grade heroin. Since then, she has steered clear of drugs, and formed an anti-drug support group: Carriages United Not Taking Substances, whom for obvious reasons Rarely use their acronym. Ernest wants to date her. She is a parody of Daisy.

Stevie the Steam Train
Stevie as his name suggests is a Steam Train who stutters at the most inappropriate times (told by the Narrator in every episode). He usually calls the Fat Controller The Fat Cunt...The Fat Cunt...The Fat Controller though when he wants to be called The Big Controller he calls him The Big Cunt...The Big Cunt...The Big Controller. His stuttering always gives people the wrong impression of what hes saying such as when Ernest asks him about when he went on a date with Gail the Guards Compartment or when Gail was having her time of the month. Stevie is Ernest's best friend who Ernest will usually go to for help. He is a Parody of Percy.

Parodies

 * Ernest the engine & others/Thomas
 * Ernest the engine & others/TUGS
 * Ernest the engine & others/Superted
 * Ernest the Engine and Others/Young Ones
 * Ernest the Engine and Others/Scooby Doo
 * Ernest the engine & others/Bodgy Builder