CartoonTales: Sanjay, Marty, and Arnold's Big Holiday (transcript) (VF2000's version)

Cast

 * Sheen Estevez (Jimmy Neutron) as Larry the Cucumber as King George
 * Dexter (Dexter's Labratory) as Mr. Lunt
 * Kermit the Frog (Muppets) as Pa Grape
 * Sanjay (Sanjay and Craig) as Larry the Cucumber as Alex
 * Alvin Seville (Alvin and the Chipmunks) as Larry the Cucumber as Lawrence/Merry Larry
 * Marty (Madagascar) as Pa Grape as Sheridan
 * Arnold (Hey Arnold) as Mr. Lunt as Terrence
 * Megamind as Mr. Lunt as Luntar the Looter (mentioned)
 * Woody (Toy Story) as Archibald Asparagus as Douglas and Narrator
 * Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Junior Asparagus as Trevor
 * Jimmy Neutron as Bob the Tomato as Philip Fleagle and Thingamabob
 * Anna (Frozen) as Madame Blueberry as Mrs. Netterbaum
 * Buzzie, Flaps, Ziggy and Dizzy (The Jungle Book) as The Turnips
 * Coraline Jones (Coraline) as Sara Rhubarb as Christina
 * Mung Daal (Chowder) as Chog Norrius (flashback)
 * Wallace (Wallace and Gromit) as Grandpa George
 * SpongeBob SquarePants as Jimmy Gourd as Police Officer Sam
 * Gobo Fraggle (Fraggle Rock) as Scallion #1 as Jim
 * Boober and Wembley Fraggle (Fraggle Rock) as Scallions #2 and #3 as Harold and Brian
 * Luigi (Cars) as Jean-Claude Pea as Henry
 * Guido (Cars) as Phillipe Pea as Miles
 * Gru (Despicable Me) as Mr. Nezzer as Melvin
 * Dexter's Dad (Dexter's Labratory) as Dad Carrot as Thomas
 * Professor Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls) as Dad Pea as Louis
 * Sam Sparks (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs) as Petunia Rhubarb as News Reporter
 * Karen (Frosty the Snowman), Holly (Frosty Returns), Korra (The Legend of Korra ), Patsy (Camp Lazlo) and Libby Folfax (Jimmy Neutron) as Trevor's maids
 * The Backson (Winnie the Pooh ), Dr. Cockroach, The Missing Link and B.O.B. (Monsters vs. Aliens) as Frankencerley and The Scallions as Quartet
 * Mater (Lightning McQueen) as Jerry Gourd as The Other Elf (cameo)
 * Merida (Brave) as Laura Carrot as Miriam (cameo)

Chapter 1: CartoonTales Theme Song

 * (JimmyandFriends 's Entertainment  presents logo shows up)
 * (CartoonTales  logo shows up)
 * (Created by JimmyandFriends title shows up)
 * Jimmy: If you like to talk  to genius...
 * Jimmy, SpongeBob and Patrick: If a squash can make you smile...
 * All:If you like to waltz with animals Up and down the produce aisle...
 * Jimmy: Ahem, excuse me. Have we got a show for you!
 * All: CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales! CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales!
 * Jimmy: 'Elephant, penguin, gotta be...
 * All: CartoonTales There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! It's time for CartoonTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
 * (Crash)
 * Cars: Ya!
 * (Cartoons laughing)

Chapter 2: Countertop Intro

 * (Sheen Estevez in his crown and robe sat on a throne. The background looks like an ice throne room.)
 * Sheen: I am the king of the ice. Whenever ice comes, I'll just have to bring in my powers.
 * (The lights click on and Dexter and Kermit approach)
 * Dexter: What are you doing?
 * Sheen: Pretending I'm an ice king.
 * Dexter: You're on the countertop.
 * Sheen: That's a relief.
 * Dexter: We have to get ourselves ready for the next show.
 * Sheen: Guys, we'd be sued for that if we got a sneak peek for the next show after this.
 * Dexter: Oh no, no. We wouldn't be sued.
 * Sheen: Hey, Sam Sparks. Can you play the main protagonist of the next show?
 * Sam Sparks: Yes, I will. I gotta memorize my lines for the next show, first.
 * Sheen: Sam Sparks, I'm starting to chill. Can you at least place a blanket around my shoulders?
 * Sam Sparks: Yes. Gotta spare blanket. I'm gonna use this for the next show's practice.
 * Sheen: I'll send you a text message when you're done practicing and memorizing your lines.
 * Sam Sparks: Okay. I'll catch you later.
 * Sheen: (saw Jimmy Neutron walking on stilts past Dexter and Kermit)
 * Kermit and Dexter: (hop back)
 * Sheen: Jimmy Neutron. Can you show me your stilts and your clipboard?
 * Jimmy Neutron: What do you think?
 * Sheen: They are a trillium carbonic alloy.
 * Dexter: What are you doing with that clipboard you're holding, Jimmy Neutron?
 * Jimmy Neutron: I'm checking the production unit for the next show.
 * Sheen: That's fantastic.
 * Jimmy Neutron: In fact, these stilts are great for dancing.
 * Woody: I agree.
 * Dexter: (puts on a boombox)
 * Jimmy Neutron: (dances to "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy")
 * Woody: Woah. That's one cool interpretive dance.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Gotta go. Catch ya later.
 * Sheen: Okay. What's with the clown makeup, Dexter?
 * Dexter: Oh, I'm in charge of the makeup department. For the next show. That one is called "Isabella's Great Escape." But, we'll give a peek of that one after this, too.
 * Sheen: Oh. Okay.
 * Dexter: (to the camera) Kids, we have got a special story for you. It's about Kermit, you and I as the "Cartoon-Munks." This story is called "A Chipmunk Christmas."
 * Sheen: Well, yes. If you tell it that way, but if you change things around a little bit, it might make it a little easier. Kids, get ready for "A CartoonMunk Christmas"!
 * Dexter: Huh?
 * Sheen: Roll film!

Chapter 3: The Birth of Sanjay, Arnold and Marty and Their Childhood Years

 * (Title shows up)
 * Woody: Once upon a time, there lived a businessman named Felonius Gru. He was attempting to write music in his leaky house. The deadline focusing, a loving mother brought three boys to Gru's doorstep. Their names were Sanjay, Arnold and Marty.
 * Gru: There you three are. Now I'm gonna get some sleep. Goodnight.
 * Sanjay: That poor guy needs help!
 * Arnold: He does need help.
 * Woody: One day, the boys decide to write a song for Gru. When Gru found out, he sent his sons to the zoo as snake bait. So they sang to the snake to avoid getting eaten. When they returned home, the boys convinced Gru, his landlord Woody - that's me, and two of his good friends, Utonium and Dexter's Dad to triple the salaries to the house. They went to school and got good grades. Sanjay lost a kite before he enrolled into school. He played school basketball and loved it. But lacked the heights. But things changed when they got a little older. Near the middle of Christmas vacation, Sanjay wanted to play the harmonica, but Gru made him take a view of the town from the terrace. He saw a man playing a song on his harmonica in his own backyard. Sanjay hung his head low and went to a take a nice, hot bath. Dexter's Dad and Utonium weren't amused with the man with his harmonica. Alvin, I mean, Sanjay just got worried. He thinks he has a better idea. Utonium and Dexter's Dad sent in Arnold's wife. She scolded Sanjay for wanting to play the harmonica, but he sprang up at her and knocked her dead with a dodge ball.
 * Arnold: Holy mackerel! What's my mom gonna say? What if my family finds out? If they find out, they'll kill me.
 * Woody: Arnold called 911.
 * Arnold: Look, my wife just got killed by that guy. If you don't get down here, doc, she'll die.
 * Woody: The doors opened and paramedics came in. When they saw Arnold's unconscious wife below Sanjay's feet, they got out the necessary tools to revive her. Sanjay went into his room and went to bed.
 * Arnold's Wife:  I'm sorry, but I can't do this anymore. I gotta leave and pull myself together. Until then, don't ever expect an email. Or a text message. The next time I come back, I will not be the same person as you see before you.
 * Woody: Then, a year later...

Chapter 4: All Grown Up/Gru Packs Up for Retirement

 * (Sanjay was picking flowers as he saw Arnold. He arrives in a rocket-fueled carriage with boxes of fireworks)
 * Sanjay: Arnold, you're late.
 * Arnold: Sanjay Patel, I am never late. I arrive precisely when I intend to.
 * (Both Arnold and Sanjay laugh)
 * Sanjay: Got the fireworks? Gru's 128th birthday is tonight.
 * Arnold: Yup.
 * (That night, they watched the fireworks shoot up into the sky)
 * Sanjay: Great show.
 * Arnold: They seem to like it.
 * Sam Sparks: This is Sam Sparks, reporting for the village. As Gru gets ready for his performance on his birthday, we will be saying a very cold goodbye to Gru. He'll be leaving. Take it away!
 * Woody: Then everyone, except Arnold and Sanjay, sang a 'happy birthday' song to Gru, but Sanjay wasn't impressed.
 * Crowd: Happy birthday to you Felonius Gru. We hope you have a good time on your retirement. You have grown too old. Happy birthday to you.
 * Gru: Thank you all. Dear people. Today is my one-hundred and twenty-eighth birthday. I feel stretched like chocolate pudding spread across too much ham. It has been the wonderful time... of the year. You may think of what you will hear. You have got a little bit of this. And a little bit of that. You might think you'd be flat. Dig right in, my good friends, before the celebration ends. You have got a little bit of this. And a little bit of that. All of this unhealth food will make you fat. And now it's time to bid you all adieu - not before a present, just for you - my birthday cake.
 * (The cake appears out of nowhere)
 * Gru: I want to give you a big thank you for this. Thank you!
 * Crowd: You're welcome!
 * (The crowd cheers)
 * Arnold: Nice.
 * Sanjay: Gru?!
 * (Gru walks up to his home)
 * Gru: You've outgrew yourself again. (Takes out suitcase) I'll pack up my stuff and get ready to go for my retirement in the planet Tootanny, which of course is - the sunshine planet. Their sun plant is the sunflower. Their sun bird is the sun-chicken. I should go to McDoodle's where they're known for the Sun chicken nuggets. (puts a cowboy hat, a wingy helmet and some clothes inside) My clothes... (puts an old cowboy doll and an spaceman action figure inside, which look suspiciously similar to Buzz Lightyear and Sheriff Woody Pride) My cowboy doll and spaceman action figure...
 * Cowboy Doll: I will miss you.
 * Spaceman Action Figure: Vacationing is when people take a break from something, be it work, school or play. Everyone needs some vacation time, and you are gonna have a great time on your retirement.
 * Gru: (spreads a layer of peanut butter) My peanut butter... (puts a dozen pickles on top) And my pickles. (closes suitcase)
 * Woody: I don't remember this house.
 * Gru: That is one coffee maker. Makes tea taste like bath water.
 * Woody: (winces) Bath water?! Tastes yucky.
 * Gru: I intend to find this magic harmonica appealing. This is why I'm leaving. And never coming back. So I'm giving all this stuff to my three sons. Farewell. I'm gonna catch a rocket shuttle. See you later. (leaves door)
 * Woody: Okay. Until me meet again. So Gru left the door, and I gave him a departing gift. (looks at the harmonica. It took few minutes to examine it. He stares and stares at it until he heard the door open and see it was Sanjay and Arnold who carry plates with two slices of cake on them.)
 * Sanjay: Hey, uh, Sheriff Woody.
 * Arnold: We got two slices and these have pretty flowers on it.
 * Sanjay: Gru said he's giving his stuff to me.
 * Woody: No one would blame you if you put the harmonica in a box and forgot about it.
 * Arnold: May I do the thinking for you?
 * Woody: Nope.
 * Arnold: You should've videotaped the party.
 * Woody: Well, that video camera burned out and ran out of power yesterday.
 * Arnold: I should have used some more fireworks. I have a whole warehouse full of them.
 * Woody: Your father's performance was the best.
 * Arnold: That is simply not the point.
 * Sanjay: Magic 8 Ball, will Jimmy Neutron choose me to be an elf? (liquid swishes) "As I see it, yes."
 * (Snare drumbeats)

Chapter 5: The Spring Valley Mall

 * Woody: The very next morning, I took Sanjay to the Spring Valley Mall.
 * Sanjay: I know that.
 * Woody: Maybe I'll even let you play your harmonica, Sanjay. You just have to take a little responsibility in yourself.
 * Sanjay: What a setup.
 * Carolers and Mall Shoppers: ...How I love doing the holiday shopping. Oh, tattoo - tattoo, my tattoo, high school chums, my guru. Each of them must be gifted too. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy, slicers, dicers, skis and skates. Socks and clocks and serving plates... Gloves, galoshes, scarves and sleighs. Scuba gear and negligees. All my friends who never call, they'll expect something small. That's why we scurry to the mall. How I love doing the shopping. I'll be sure not to forget, anyone that I've met. They'll get the bestest presents yet. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy... puppies, guppies, sneakers, shawls, bicycles and bowling balls, tubas, tapes and barbecues, quilts and kilts and tennis shoes. All my friends who never call, they'll expect something small. That's why we scurry to the mall. How I love doing the shopping. I'll be sure not to forget, anyone that I've met. They'll get the bestest presents yet. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy... slicers, dicers, skis and skates. Socks and clocks and serving plates... Gloves, galoshes, scarves and sleighs. Scuba gear and negligees. All my friends who never call, they'll expect something small. That's why we scurry to the mall. How I love doing the shopping. I'll be sure not to forget, anyone that I've met. They'll get the bestest presents yet. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy... slicers, dicers, skis and skates. Socks and clocks and serving plates... Gloves, galoshes, scarves and sleighs. Scuba gear and negligees. All my friends who never call, they'll except something small. That's why we scurry to the mall. They'll get the bestest presents yet. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy... puppies, guppies, sneakers, shawls, bicycles and bowling balls, tubas, tapes and barbecues, quilts and kilts and tennis shoes, quilts and kilts and module sets, snowmobiles and Chia pets, bicycles and bowling balls, puppies, guppies, sneakers, shawls, snowmobiles and Chia pets, quilts and kilts and module sets, tubas, tapes and barbecues, quilts and kilts and tennis shoes, quilts and kilts and module sets, snowmobiles and Chia pets, bicycles and bowling balls, puppies, guppies, sneakers, shawls, snowmobiles and Chia pets, quilts and kilts and module sets. I shop till I drop, next we do it all again!
 * Sanjay: Hey, Jimmy Neutron.
 * Jimmy Neutron: If you're gonna be elf, play me an elaborate song.
 * Anna: It will be very sweet.
 * Sanjay: Oh, okay. (Pulls out harmonica and plays a tune)
 * Gobo Fraggle: That would get him in the goals.
 * Boober and Wembley Fraggle: I wouldn't hear anything like that.
 * Luigi: We're not crying because we didn't like it.
 * Guido: We're crying because it was beautiful.

Chapter 6: The Closure of the Mall/Gobo, Boober and Wembley Get Arrested

 * Jimmy Neutron: (his face turns red) That wasn't beautiful, that was horrid!
 * Buzz Lightyear: Get him!!!!!!!!!!
 * Woody: Everyone tried to capture Sanjay. They pelted him with suitcases, as a sign for telling him to leave.
 * (Anna gasps)
 * (Gobo Fraggle gasps)
 * (Luigi and Guido gasp)
 * (Boober and Wembley gasp)
 * (Jimmy Neutron gasps)
 * Woody: (looks through coin-operated binoculars) Oh, it's working. It's working, wonderfully.
 * Arnold: What's working? You mean the mall torture?
 * Woody: Mm-hmm.
 * Arnold: I'm a little bit jealous now.
 * Woody: You see, anyone has lost something they want. I can see what he is gonna do.
 * Arnold: That's weird.
 * Woody: I heard shouts from the mall.
 * Luigi: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
 * Gobo: This is no good.
 * Guido: What do we do?
 * Sanjay: No! You can't do this to me!
 * Woody: And just like that, everyone left the mall. Even the vultuires.
 * Buzzie, Flaps, Ziggy and Dizzy: Come on, let's get outta here.
 * Woody: Jimmy Neutron put a "CLOSED" sign on the door.
 * Jimmy Neutron: You have ruined the visit once again. When you become an elf, we will reopen this.
 * Sanjay: But, what if someone else takes over my elf job?!
 * Jimmy Neutron: No one will do that. We are closed.
 * Sanjay: What? You can't do this to me. That's unfair.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Come back after Christmas, with cash!
 * Woody: Just like that, Sanjay hung his head low. He returned home.
 * Sanjay: (opens door)
 * Arnold: Sanjay, how was your visit to the mall?
 * Sanjay: It was an absolute disaster. If one more person does this to me, my life will be a complete bust.
 * Arnold: That is nice of you. Maybe you should try to be an elf.
 * Sanjay: Heh-ee... But I don't wanna be an elf! Look at me, I'm puny.
 * Woody: Why not?
 * Sanjay: I know that! (brain starts to swell) My brain is full to bursting! If I have to become an elf, I think I'm going to explode!!! (he explodes) This is rather eerie than I think it turns out to be. I would've liked to try into calling to being someone I'm not, but just me. I should've made a protocol. It will help the town and its people to walk instead of crawl. Why?! When I was five, I lost my kite.
 * Arnold: You lost a kite? That's terrible.
 * Sanjay: Loved basketball, but lacked the height.
 * Woody: Basketball is okay, and about that height lacking thing... that was very painful.
 * Sanjay: And now my favorite pants are tight! (Belt buckle pops off belt)
 * Woody: That's just... weird. Well, why don't you just take them off?
 * Sanjay: Oh, my dear old father, what am I to do? Why can't I become someone that am I not, too? (Picture falls onto fireplace) Oh, this is rather eerie than I think it turns out to be. I will try not to become myself - not me. Nuh-uh.
 * Arnold: Dial down the temper, there.
 * Woody: Yeah. Maybe you should just take a deep breath and calm down.
 * Sanjay: (breaths)
 * Arnold: Is that a little better? You could let it out now.
 * Sanjay: (inflates air out) Ooh! Mail call. What's this? A package from my old friend Gru? Cool! To Sanjay. This is an elf costume. There was this labeler on the package that said "Stay away from evil Megamind. Remind me not to go to his lair or he'll get ahold of your power." I'm putting this in my bag.
 * Arnold: Nice.
 * Woody: Where you going now?
 * Sanjay: To give the harmonica away to sick Timmy Turner.
 * Arnold: Okay then. Good luck!

Chapter 7: Sanjay Revealed!

 * Sanjay: (knocks on Trevor's apartment door) Hello?
 * Karen: (opens a window)
 * Sanjay: Excuse me, but is Timmy home?
 * Karen: He's sick. We tried everything to make him feel better. Of course, he is home. (pours dust on him and closes window)
 * Holly: (opens another window and pours pillow feathers onto Sanjay) You should show forgiveness to Jimmy Neutron. (Closes window)
 * Korra: (opens window)
 * Sanjay: How many maids does he have?
 * Korra: (pours water onto Sanjay) Well, if it isn't Un-Merry Sanjay. If you learned to put others first, none of this would've happened! (Closes window)
 * Patsy: (opens a window and drops an anvil on Sanjay's head)
 * Sanjay: This is madness. (Knocks anvil off his head) Excuse me, but I must give this away to Timmy.
 * Patsy: Oh, you must, would you? I guess so. (Closes window)
 * Sanjay: I need to get some advice.
 * Mrs. Turner: Sanjay! Let me show where my son's apartment is. Apartment 12, Room 4.
 * Sanjay: That is one cool lobby. This place looks like one of those casino hotels. (hops into elevator)
 * Timmy Turner: Sanjay! Thank goodness you're here.
 * Sanjay: I'm here to give this harmonica away. Here you go. This will make you better.
 * Timmy Turner: Thanks.
 * Sanjay: Now if you excuse me, I'll be using your bathroom to change into my elf costume.
 * Timmy Turner: What a nice person.
 * Alvin: (comes out) What do you think? Wish me luck, Timmy.
 * Arnold: (knocks on door)
 * Libby Folfax: (opens a window, pouring snow into Arnold's hat)
 * Arnold: Alvin will be out any minute.
 * Libby Folfax: Okay. (closes window)
 * Arnold: Oh Mr. Magic 8-Ball, why can't Woody leave Alvin alone? (Liquid swishes) "Better not tell you now." Sanjay, you look... different.
 * Alvin: I'm Merry Elf Alvin.
 * Arnold: What's this anvil doing here? (Throws it away)
 * (Alvin places a towel on the wet doorstep)
 * Alvin: Come on.
 * Jimmy Neutron: (looks through telescope) Is that who I think it is? Merry Alvin.
 * Alvin: Jimmy Neutron, I'm real sorry about stealing that harmonica.
 * Jimmy Neutron: I'm sure it was an accident, Alvin. You should have told me right away.
 * Alvin: I thought you'd be really mad at me.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Oh, Alvin, you are much more important to me than any old magic of yours.
 * Woody: I'm coming already! (opens door to reveal Mater) I'm so thrilled you could give me those pastries.
 * Mater: Nice. (closes door)
 * (Alvin sits on the terrace overlooking the Spring Valley town)
 * Arnold: I suppose Jimmy Neutron has explained matters to you.
 * Alvin: (smiles weakly) Yes, sir...
 * Arnold: My wife was dead. The doctors did everything they could to revive her. You must know what that means? You deserve a scholarship loan. All of Gru's clothes and books will be given away due to your elf persona. This is no longer his flobbit hole. This is yours, now. Yes, I know Gru gave everything to you - including his harmonica, in which you're willing to play.
 * Woody: You will all sit tight to see how things turn out.

Chapter 8: "The Tomato Hunters"

 * Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Sheen, the part of the show where Sheen comes out and sings a silly song.
 * Quartet: Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. There once were tomato hunters who liked to deliver produce around the world. We'll tell you why...
 * The Backson: A morning delivery, a normal day, and nothing is out of place, the tomato hunters are having everything specifically in its trace.
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: We're the Tomato Hunters. We search high  and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * B.O.B.: Though they're farmers, they see that tomatoes rolled into a better home  for them to catch and the hunters had hair to comb.
 * (Timmy scoops up a tomato onboard a boat)
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: That's why we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * Dr. Cockroach: These hunters like finding produce, so it isn't hard to guess, why nothing is so dirty and that none of it is a mess!
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: Oh, we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * The Missing Link: They would never leave out anything, and they'd wash their produce for their hunch, and cleaning doesn't really sound that much fun to a produce hunting bunch!
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: Cause we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * (In Turkey)
 * B.O.B.: These hunters look for proof on their produce-finding quest. They are sure they quite understand the limits of the test.
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: And we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * The Missing Link: The hunters had took it too literally, and applied it to all that they spy. So they're convinced that a tomato can nearly be eaten, and a plane can really fly.
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: We are the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * (In Greece)
 * The Backson: The produce isn't missing, their pens aren't dull, and the spaghetti must've been banished. They always loved hunting for food, and they have never been vanished.
 * SpongeBob, Sheen, Patrick, Timmy and Jimmy: Well, we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * Dr. Cockroach, B.O.B., and The Missing Link: None of them were fretting cause supermarket owners don't like to wait. Unless they can hurry and find what they need, their delivery would just start very late!
 * SpongeBob, Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy and Timmy: So we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * B.O.B. and The Missing Link: These hunters are hungry for lunch, and their options are always really plain. They'd like an all-you-can-eat buffet from their favorite Mexican restaurant chain.
 * SpongeBob, Sheen, Patrick, Timmy and Jimmy: That's right, we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * Dr. Cockroach and The Backson: But when the hunters pull up to the window, what they found out wasn't a shock. The restaurant is always open, and it will be, and it closes at eleven o'clock!
 * SpongeBob, Sheen, Patrick, Timmy and Jimmy: You got that right, cause we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * Dr. Cockroach and The Missing Link: These hunters as you clearly know always had strange stuff up their sleeves. They did not give the tip, no matter the bills, you might have to see to believe.
 * Sheen, Patrick, SpongeBob, Jimmy and Timmy: You're right, and we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * The Backson and B.O.B.: Their love for food was known for miles and miles  as tonic for this and that. But how it restored their hunting- well, no one will ever notice that!
 * Sheen, Patrick, SpongeBob, Jimmy and Timmy: Absolutely correct that we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * The Backson: It's the end of their produce quest.
 * B.O.B.: And that just nearly seems to fit in.
 * Dr. Cockroach: But if they had to make one more stop.
 * The Missing Link: Their patience might wear thin.
 * Sheen, Patrick, SpongeBob, Jimmy and Timmy: Right on, cause we're the Tomato Hunters. We searched high and low on each farm for any produce in our sights. We searched high and low on each farm for any produce in our sights.

Chapter 9: The Spirit of Christmas

 * Arnold: I know Alvin's excited about this. He'll have a special place for him.
 * Marty: Yeah, like the basement.
 * Woody: I think that's surprising.
 * Arnold: Come on, Alvin; let's do some elf training.
 * (Alvin sits on a rock)
 * (Arnold throws two rolls of toilet paper onto a tree)
 * (Alvin does the same thing)
 * (Arnold opens a door and dumps paint onto a person)
 * (Alvin does the same thing)
 * Arnold: You're gonna see about dropping a heavy object on a two-week old unrefrigerated cake.
 * Alvin: Okay. (Drops a big piano onto cake)
 * Arnold: (Tastes the cake) BATHROOM!!!!!!! (throws up)
 * Alvin: I'm gonna give a sheep this haircut. (pulls out vaccum cleaner)
 * A sheep: (baas)
 * Alvin: Oh... boy.
 * (The sheep flies uncontrollaby into a pine tree and it crushes a tent)
 * Arnold: You gotta keep eating, my lad.
 * Alvin: Okay.
 * (Montage continues)
 * Woody: Alvin got in an aircraft. Arnold taught him how to fly. He even made a parachute.
 * Arnold: Woah!
 * Alvin: Oh boy. I think this is high enough.
 * Arnold: I show you high.
 * Alvin: (flies around crazily) Oh boy.
 * Arnold: (Breaks stick) Dang it! I just had it glued!
 * Alvin: (screams) Use the glue. (flies into space) Aaaaaaaaaugh! (falls down) I...am going... to die!
 * Arnold: Don't yell at me! No yelling. Use your parachute and get out of there!
 * Alvin: Activating parachute. (Jumps out of plane as ihe plane crashes into the moon) Woo-hoo! I'm skydiving! What a view.
 * Arnold: Why, Alvin, you're the intelligent master of this household! Jimmy Neutron will reopen this mall and you can tell him it was a big mistake. Remember that poem Woody wrote a month ago - "The Spirit of Christmas". To get it means to get it. You don't just make a Christmas list, you get it. It's what you give to others. Yes, it's a giving time.
 * Alvin: I need to get some rest for tomorrow's competition.

Chapter 10: Merry Alvin's Epiphany

 * Alvin: I'm gonna think about what I'll do tomorrow.
 * (Flashback)
 * Mung Daal: Morning, son. You look... different.
 * Alvin: I know that.
 * (Rushes off)
 * Jimmy Neutron: Hey, Alvin. We're gonna redesign this mall.
 * Alvin: Thanks. What's with the barred doors and the wooden planks you nailed to the windows?
 * Woody: The barred doors and the windows with wooden planks nailed resembled Jimmy Neutron's dreams and hopes that were locked behind doors. So Alvin took the planks off and threw away the metal bars. Something in him snapped like an overstretched rubber band as he did.
 * (Flashback ends)
 * Alvin: Tomorrow, everything will be the way it was. Jimmy Neutron will see. He'll see. (As he said this, Arnold, Woody and Marty go into their rooms) I think I'm gonna lie awake... (There was a clatter startling him) Who's there? If you're the visitor, then... you're - you're early!
 * (Trash can lid clatters)
 * Merida: Whoops!
 * Alvin: It was an accident, Merida. Now go on and have yourself a Merry Christmas!
 * Merida: Merry Christmas to you, Ebenezer Alvin!
 * Alvin: And a "bah humbug" to you, too! (looks around, drinking from a tea cup) Yes! I'm gonna be awake. Not tired. Just gonna stay wide... awake.
 * (A spotlight shines)
 * Alvin: Anyone can tell me why people make rules for me. I have to think that is the key. It's the inspiration that gave me to be a good man. If you're near me, you will be a positively great fan. What would Jimmy Neutron think? Would he think of me as pink? I'll find that out. You may dig in, before you think. What would Jimmy Neutron think? You may think of me as a drink. I'd be in my own elf village. No one tells why because of my advantage. You know why I'm singing this dramatic ballad? I am clearly dressed like an elf. I had my other self thrown into the shelf. The town's people will be in need of me. Something particularly strange I see. (looks through some coin-operated binoculars) Hmm. Clear.
 * Woody: Then something made Alvin's heart smooth. Libby Folfax, one of Timmy Turner's maidens, was cleaning out his neighbor's house.
 * Alvin: Oh, so she's cleaning the house. How particular. If his neighbors find you eating out of their fridge, you'll be in quite a bad mood.
 * (Arnold approaches Alvin)
 * Arnold: According to Alvin's navi-computer, the technology has advanced on his water levels.
 * Alvin: Quiet, please. Now get out of their house, Libby, or you'll be in a pickle.

Chapter 11: The Grand Reopening of the Spring Valley Mall

 * (That morning...)
 * Coraline: (opens door) Come with us.
 * Timmy Turner, Utonium, and Dexter's Dad: Yes!
 * Coraline: We can take that rocket carriage to the mall.
 * Alvin: Okay, rockets 1 to 5 have got coming here. Rockets 6 to 10 helps you get there. You will never use Rocket 11. The brakes work if you're on the ground. Try to stay on the ground.
 * Woody: We're gonna follow them!
 * Arnold: You had to stick with my lies.
 * Marty: You should've told him about Trevor.
 * Woody: Nope!
 * (They drove to a hot desert)
 * Timmy Turner: How are we gonna cross Death Valley? We'll be barbecued!
 * Alvin: Oh, Magic 8 Ball, give us a misty path so we can travel through?
 * (Liquid swishes)
 * Alvin: "Yes".
 * (Cloud of mist approaches)
 * Woody, Arnold and Marty: (fly through)
 * Alvin: How's the ice-cube feeding going, Coraline?
 * Coraline: Going good.
 * Alvin: Here we go!
 * (Cloud of mist disappears)
 * Arnold: (falls into the rocket carriage)
 * Alvin: Look out. Dodging wagons.
 * (They crash through bakery and bank)
 * Alvin: There are two rockets left.
 * Arnold: Only a few more blocks, and we'll be there.
 * Coraline: People of the mall, break out the holiday gear!
 * (Crowd cheers)
 * Woody: They're not torturing him. Why aren't they torturing him?
 * Arnold: I don't know.
 * Alvin: And reopen the mall. And someone bring me my elf village post!
 * Woody: ALVIN!!!!!!!!!!! Someone's trying to ruin my Christmas.
 * (They let him in)
 * Woody: You can't just run in here, and climb into your headquarters, and... so you're the guys who want to ruin my Christmas. This group of people, led by Alvin.
 * Alvin: I'm waiting to pass my test. Thank you. (Passes test)
 * Jimmy Neutron: Nice.
 * Alvin: God wants us to think of other people first, not just yourself. Take it away!
 * Woody: Then everyone sang a greeting song to Alvin Seville, and his new elf sidekicks, Luigi and Guido. Marty and I came in.
 * Mall Shoppers: Welcome to your headquarters. You have grown a lot wiser and older when you went by. Welcome everyone to your headquarters.
 * Woody: Arnold, my old friend; I knew God wants us to think of others.
 * Arnold: Maybe it's time for a fresh start, my friend. What's all this "silly harmonica giving to Timmy" gotten into this, anyway?
 * Woody: By imperial decree, I declare to be the king of the elf when Gru left.
 * Arnold: Everyone, no more of this silly harmonica business. Let's get with the Christmas spirit and be the mall back in peace.
 * Carolers: Deck the halls with Sheriff Woody. Fa la la la la la la la la la. Make his Christmas not so merry. Fa la la la la la la la la la. Give him bricks and give him wrenches. Fa la la la la la la la la la. One more Christmas in the trenches. Fa la la la la la la la la la. Toss some paint cans down to greet him. Fa la la la la la la la la la. Send the toolbox down to meet him. Fa la la la la la la la la la. Serve him nails for Christmas dinner. Fa la la la la la la la la la. Alvin is declared the winner. Fa la la la la la la la la la.
 * Alvin: And now it's time to say hello to your new master, not before a wish AND a present - just for you... My harmonica!
 * (Jimmy Neutron runs out of the way)
 * (BOOM!)
 * Crowd: Wow! Thanks, Merry Alvin!
 * Alvin: You're welcome.
 * Arnold: I can't believe you gave that harmonica away!
 * Alvin: I knew it made Timmy feel better.
 * Jimmy Neutron: That was a nice thing you did for him.
 * Alvin: Looks like I'm gonna be busy! Are you two gonna build a holiday display for the king?
 * Arnold: You bet!
 * (Crowd cheers)
 * Arnold: Did you tell Woody?
 * Alvin: Woody, Gru gave the harmonica to me when he left. I gave it to Timmy Turner to make him feel better. So I don't have to worry about my greediness.
 * Woody: I'm sure you have learned your lesson on greediness, Alvin. Being greedy hurts those around us. God wants us to love our neighbors, not hurt them. And so, Alvin granted his wish to the people, even Arnold and Marty. I also became the king of the mall when Gru left! Alvin somehow prayed and asked God to forgive him. Yes, the people he had hurt felt much better once they knew Alvin was really sorry. Yep, it was a happy day.
 * (Fade to black)
 * (The scene cuts to the countertop)
 * Sheen: (standing between Woody and Jimmy Neutron)
 * Dexter: (Standing next to Jimmy Neutron who is standing between Woody and Dexter)
 * Jimmy Neutron: (still on stilts, and still wearing a gold mask and belt, and holding a clipboard)
 * Kermit: (Standing next to Sam Sparks who is standing between Kermit and Woody)
 * Woody: I loved that.
 * Sheen: God wants us to think of others before ourselves.
 * Sam Sparks: See?
 * Jimmy Neutron: Great way to end the story.
 * Dexter: And an achieving way to start the next show. Right, guys?
 * Sheen: Yes.
 * Sam Sparks: That's agreeable.
 * Woody: I would love that.
 * Sheen: Uh, hey guys. I have a thought.
 * Jimmy Neutron: What's that?
 * Dexter: Wait a minute, I know! Maybe we should end the show here, call it a day and get ourselves ready for our next show!
 * Sheen, Woody and Sam Sparks: Now that's a thought! I like that idea.
 * Jimmy Neutron: We'll get yourselves ready for the next show. (left)
 * Sheen: (puts on red baseball cap) See ya, guys!
 * Kermit, Sam Sparks and Dexter: (look skeptical)
 * Woody: (became crossed)

Chapter 12: End Credits

 * (Wynonna Judd's "It's About Love" plays as the credits roll)
 * Directed by JimmyandFriends
 * Written by John A. Davis and Taylor R. Smith
 * Produced by John Lasseter, Chris Meledandri
 * Musical Score Composed and Produced by Kurt Heinecke
 * (Alvin pops up, winking. His buck tooth twinkles)
 * (JimmyandFriends's Entertainment shows up)