Herbert's Devious Deeds

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Narrator: Herbert, the new human, was sulking.

Robots: Robots are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Herbert. In and out he creeps about, like a big, black weasel. When he pulls the wrong robots out, pop goes the Herbert.

Narrator: The robots would not stop singing rudely at him.

Bob was horrified.

Bob: "Aw, aka!"

Narrator: "He ordered, and bumped them hard."

Bob: "I'm bido ta Perfectoids fem rude da to, Herbert".

Narrator: Herbert was still furious.

Herbert: "It's all your fault! You made them laugh at me!"

Tim: "Nonsense."

Narrator: Said Tim.

Tim: "Bob polo nopa batooay pak. Pem minions kaylay noor anehas, pelo odd nopa pluka cama vus da ta robots. Pak polo be dis... dis"...

Tom: "Disgraceful!"

Narrator: Said Tom.

Gru: "Disgusting!"

Narrator: Put in Gru.

Tim: "Despicable!"

Narrator: Finished Tim.

Herbert hated Bob. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan; he was going to tell lies about Bob.

Next day, he spoke to the robots."

Herbert: "I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday, I laughed and laughed. Bob told me one about Tom. I'll whisper it.

Don't tell Bob I told you."

Narrator: And he snickered away.

Robots: "Ha, ha, ha!"

Narrator: Guffawed the robots."

Robots: "Tom will be cross with Bob when he knows."

Let's tell him and get back at Bob for bumping us!"

Narrator: They laughed rudely at the minions as they went by.

Soon, Tom, Tim and Gru found out why.

Tom: "Disgraceful!"

Narrator: Said Tom.

Gru: "Disgusting!"

Narrator: Said Gru.

Tim: "Despicable!"

Narrator: Said Tim.

Gru, Tom, and Tim: "We cannot allow it!"/"We oeput bin it"!" Narrator: They consulted together.

Gru, Tom and Tim: "Yes,"/"Si,"

Narrator: They said.

Gru, Tom and Tim: "He did it to us, we'll do it to him, and see how he likes it!"/"He deep pik da nos, auk batooay pik da lom, yee verlo amee le att it!"

Narrator: Bob was tired out.

The robots had been cheeky and troublesome.

He wanted a rest in the Minion House.

The Minions and Gru barred his way.

Gru: "Keep out!"

Bob: "Stop fooling!"

Narrator: said Bob.

Bob: "I'm tired!"

Gru, Tom and Tim: "So are we."/"So nama we."

Narrator: Hissed Gru and the minions.

Gru, Tom and Tim: "We are tired of you. We like Herbert. We don't like you. You tell tales about us to the robots."/"We nama rim de to. Pem ko Tosop. Pem domo ko to. To topa tales cama nos da ta robots."

Bob: "I don't!"

Gru, Tom and Tim: "You do!"

Bob: "I don't!

Gru, Tom and Tim: "You do!"

Narrator: Knuckles came to stop the noise.

Tom: "Bob colcub me a galloping sausage"!

Narrator: Spluttered Tom.

Gru: "Rusty black scrap iron!"

Narrator: Put in Gru.

Tim: "I'm cox okeare feet".

Narrator: Fumed Tim.

Knuckles: "Well, Bob?"

Narrator: Bob considered.

Bob: "I solo jay, sir",

Narrator: He said gravely.

Furrball: "That pi moo de be kir gaenu. Asa ta notpac ahi fits."

Knuckles: "Ahem..."

Gru, Tom and Tim: "He made robots laugh at us!"/"He mobla robots laugh ka us!"

Narrator: Accused Gru and the minions.

Knuckles recovered. He'd been trying not to laugh himself."

Knuckles: "Did you, Bob?"

Bob: "Certainly non, nim. No minion polo be sim meeno sim that!"

Narrator: Herbert lurked up."

Knuckles: "Now, Herbert, you heard what Bob said."

Montana Max: "I can't understand it, sir. To think that Bob, of all minions... I'm dreadfully grieved, sir, but know nothing."

Knuckles: "I see."

Narrator: Said Knuckles.

Herbert squirmed, and hoped he didn't."

Knuckles: "I'm sorry, Bob, but you must go to 's station for a while. I know he will be glad to see you."

Bob: "As to jay, sir."

Narrator: Bob walked sadly away, while Herbert smirked with triumph."