Muppets/Fat Cat Sat Hat (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Mahna Mahna as Bip Bippadotta
 * Floyd Pepper as Green Blank-Faced Anything Muppet Singer
 * Zoot as Fat Blue Blank-Faced Anything Muppet Singer
 * Clifford as Lavender Blank-Faced Anything Muppet Singer

Lyrics
Manha Manha: Fat

Floyd Pepper: Cat

Zoot: Sat

Clifford: Hat

Floyd Pepper: Fat

Zoot: Fat

Clifford: (pause) Fat

Floyd Pepper: Cat

Zoot: Cat

Clifford: (pause) Cat

Floyd Pepper: Sat

Zoot: Sat

Clifford: (pause) Sat

Floyd Pepper: Hat

Zoot: Hat

Clifford: (pause) Hat

Mahna Mahna: (bursting in) A fat cat sat on a hat, saw a rat on the mat, got a bat, had a chat with a gnat that he'd pat in a vat that was flat, oh yeah! (all glare at him, shaking their heads) (quieter) Oh... yeah Sorry about that Small

Floyd Pepper: Ball

Zoot: Tall

Clifford: Wall

Floyd Pepper: Small

Zoot: Small

Clifford: (pause) Small

Floyd Pepper: Ball

Zoot: Ball

Clifford: (pause) Ball

Floyd Pepper: Tall

Zoot: Tall

Clifford: (pause) Tall

Floyd Pepper: Wall

Zoot: Wall

Clifford: (pause) Wall

Mahna Mahna: (bursting in) See the small ball on the tall wall, see it fall in a hall, see it crawl, give its all its call, "Hi, y'all!" see it stall, wear a shawl, oh yeah! (all glare at him, shaking their heads) (Quieter) Oh, yeah (sighs) Red

Floyd Pepper: Head

Zoot: Fed

Clifford: Bread

Floyd Pepper: Red

Zoot: Red

Clifford: (pause) Red

Floyd Pepper: Head

Zoot: Head

Clifford: (pause) Head

Floyd Pepper: Fed

Zoot: Fed

Clifford: (pause) Fed

Floyd Pepper: Bread

Zoot: Bread

Clifford: (pause) Bread

Mahna Mahna: (bursting in) See the red head bein' fed bread on his sled made of lead as he sped to be wed but he fled instead out ahead up to Ted in his bed and he said... (All glare at him as he continues, shrinking down) Red, head, fed, bread Small, ball, tall, wall Fat, cat, sat, hat And that's that!

Floyd Pepper, Zoot, & Clifford: SC AT !!!