Muppets/Mr. P (from The Letter People)

Cast

 * Zoot as Mr. P

Lyrics
Zoot: I've got pointy, pointy patches From my shoulders to my shoes, Pointy patches on each elbow and each knee. Sewn up with pointy patterned stitches, Pointy patches on my britches, They're as pointy as a pointy patch can be. I'm Mr. P. Purple patches, yellow patches, Red and blue and green. Perfect powerful prettiest patches you have ever seen. I'm like a paper picture postcard Pasted up with postage stamps. I've a patch from every part of this country. From Paducah down to Natchez, People praised my pointy patches, Pointing out each patch that matches patched-up me. Mr. P. Proud to be. Yes-sir-ree. Mr. P. Pointy patches.