Sesame Street 50 Years and Counting nail polish/The "ET" Family Song (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! as Old Lavender Anything Muppet Man
 * Me Ate Santa's Cookies as Old Fat Blue Anything Muppet Man

Lyrics
Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Okay, everybody, you know what it's time for today?

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Oh, I sure do, it's time for "The Word Song".

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: You're right. And we've got an E and T over here and that says ET.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Yep, and we got some other letters over here. So you're ready? Then let's go. (music starts) I'll start if off, all righty?

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: All righty.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Okay, here we go.

Sung:

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: You take an J, that's a juh

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: And an E-T ET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies and Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! : You put 'em all together and they spell JET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: That's JET, J-E-T HOP

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: That's JET, J-E-T JET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: You take an J, that's juh

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: And an E-T ET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies and Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! : You put 'em all together and they spell JET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: (spoken) Heh. Well, that I reckon.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: (spoken) Oh, we're speeding right along.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Here's one.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: You take an N, that's nnnnn

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: And an E-T ET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies and Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! : You put 'em all together and they spell NET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: That's NET, N-E-T NET

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: That's NET, N-E-T NET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: You take an N, that's nnnnn

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: And an E-T ET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies and Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! : You put 'em all together and they spell NET

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: (spoken) Hooray, isn't that a lot of fun?

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Okay, here we go.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: You take a P, that's p-uh

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: And an E-T ET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies and Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! : You put 'em all together and they spell PET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: That's PET, P-E-T PET

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: That's PET, P-E-T PET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: You take an P, that's p-uh

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: And an E-T ET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies and Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! : You put 'em all together and they spell PET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: (spoken) (laughing) We did that one, too, didn't we?

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: (spoken) Yes, indeedy.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: All right, last one.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: You take a W, that's w-uh

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: And an E-T ET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies and Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! : You put 'em all together and they spell WET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: That's WET, W-E-T WET

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: That's WET, W-E-T WET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: You take an W, that's w-uh

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: And an E-T ET

Me Ate Santa's Cookies and Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! : You put 'em all together and they spell WET

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: (spoken) Yeah, man! We did it!

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: (spoken) Yessiree! We did that one, all righty!

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: (spoken) That was lots of fun.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: (spoken) Whee!