Special Attraction (RS Mr. Conductor and Friends episode)

Special Attraction is the twenty-fifth episode of the fourth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the one hundred and third episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
 * Grandpa Dave (from Arthur) as Toby
 * Cabot (from Theodore Tugboat) as Bulstrode
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Goombas (from Mario) as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Sunshine (from TUGS) as Trevor (cameo)
 * Lazy Luke (from Wacky Races) as Jem Cole (cameo)
 * Reverend Lovejoy (from The Simpsons) as The Vicar of Wellsworth (cameo)
 * Orson (from Garfield/US Acres) as Farmer Trotter (cameo)
 * Didi Pickles (from Rugrats) as The Refreshment Lady (cameo)
 * Chief Wiggum (from The Simpsons) as The Dryaw Policeman (cameo)
 * Joe Swanson (from Family Guy) as The Crovan's Gate Policeman (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Grandpa Dave was very excited. He was holding a brand-new bell that shone like gold. He was off to the seaside. His driver was explaining everything as they traveled along."

Grandpa Dave's Driver: "There's a seaside village near here. And every year, they have a big parade, with a special attraction for all the visitors.

This year, Grandpa Dave, you're the special attraction."

Grandpa Dave: "Thank you, sir,"

Narrator: "Said Grandpa Dave."

Grandpa Dave: "But what does a special attraction do?"

Grandpa Dave's Driver: "Oh, just smiles and whistles at everyone."

Narrator: "Replied his driver."

Grandpa Dave's Driver: "We're almost there. Listen, you can hear the seagulls."

Narrator: "Soon, they reached the little station by the village, but instead of a big welcome, there was just one man.

He whispered to Grandpa Dave's driver and turned sadly away."

Grandpa Dave's Driver: "Well, if that doesn't take the biscuit!"

Narrator: "Said Grandpa Dave's driver."

Grandpa Dave's Driver: "They've run out of room in the parade and don't need a special attraction after all. We've got to go home, Grandpa Dave. I'm sorry, old boy."

Grandpa Dave: "So am I."

Narrator: "Sighed Grandpa Dave.

Bart was arranging things in the yard. He didn't expect to see Grandpa Dave."

Bart: "What are you doing back so soon?"

Narrator: "Before Grandpa Dave could reply, Mayor Adam West arrived."

Mayor Adam West: "Leave these goombas here please, Bart. There's an emergency at the harbor."

Bart's Driver: "Come on, Bart,"

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Bart's Driver: "This will be trouble with Cabot!"

Bart: "Who's Cabot?"

Narrator: "Wondered Bart.

He was still surprised about Grandpa Dave, and now he had two puzzles to sort out. His driver explained."

Bart's Driver: "Cabot is a disagreeable ship. He never stops complaining."

Narrator: "His driver was right about Cabot. Today, the ship was more bad-tempered than ever."

Cabot: "Come on, come on, why aren't you goombas where you should be?"

Goombas: "There's no TV character, and we can only go where we're put!"

Narrator: "Shouted the goombas."

Goombas: "You're in the wrong place, not us!"

Narrator: "When Bart arrived, Cabot was sulking, and the goombas were crosser still."

Goombas: "Our stone is for Cabot. Please put us in a siding, so that we can load him up and be rid of him!"

Narrator: "But the goombas were being careless. As Bart was lining them up, they burst through a barrier."

Goombas: "Help! Help!"

Narrator: "They wailed.

But it was too late!"

(CRASH!)

Cabot: "Oooogh!"

Narrator: "Cried Cabot."

Cabot: "I'm sinking!"

Goombas: "Serves you right!"

Narrator: "Giggled the goombas."

Goombas: "You were always barging in and moaning!"

Narrator: "It took a very long time to clear the mess.

Bart watched as Cabot was towed to the beach."

Workmen: "There you are!"

Narrator: "Said the workmen."

Workmen: "Now you can just stay here. Children can play with you all day, and at long last, you'll be useful."

Narrator: "When Bart got home, he and Grandpa Dave exchanged all their news."

Grandpa Dave: "Well, we both had some seaside surprises today."

Narrator: "Laughed Grandpa Dave."

Grandpa Dave: "But driver says that I'm a special attraction anyway, and so are you. Every time we go on our own line."

Bart: "What do you mean?"

Narrator: "Asked Bart."

Grandpa Dave: "Well, all we have to do is smile and whistle at everyone!"