The Nutcracker nail polish/My Polliwog Ways (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Envy the Adventure as Kermit the Frog

Lyrics
Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Ah, I was just looking through some of these old pictures of me in my youth. For instance, here's a shot of me when I started off as a frog's egg. And then the egg hatched and I became a tadpole sometimes known as a polliwog which grew little legs. Then, eventually the tail fell off and yes, I became a frog and went into show business. Yes, as I look at these pictures sometimes, it makes me sad. But I'd rather not just talk about it. I'll like to sing about it. Play that piano, Sam! (singing) Once I was an egg in a pond so wet. But that was long ago and I wasn't born yet. Then from that groovy egg, a polliwog came out and yes, that was me just a-wigglin' about. Just a-wigglin' about! Oh, the life I led in that wild and crazy bog. I was just a carefree plain old polliwog. Swimming without stop, living for today, wiggling through my youth in a polliwog kinda way. But to every polliwog, there comes without fail that crazy day when they lose their tail. So long, wiggly tail. Goodbye, polliwog. I started growing legs and became a frog. (spoken) Yes, I became a frog. (singing) Now the time had come to leave the old pond. That water log cradle of which I was fond. Kicked my brand new legs, kicked to the tops, get out of the water and take my first hop. Well, life just goes on. I've hopped a lot since then. I've kicked up my heels again and again. But as far as I may hop, there always are days when I missed that old pond and my polliwog ways. (spoken) Thank you, thank you, thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. Uh, um, oh. Sorry. I kinda got carried away there.