Lala Loud House: Attention Deficit/Transcript

Transcript
[Inside the Lala Loud House, Scraps and Specs are eating frozen dinners in the living room and Ember's Dalmatian is pulling on Blanket's diaper because she has his bone. The entire living room is a mess and Ace is working on something in the dining room. Trinket bursts into the house in her princess car and sends Blanket and Ember's Dalmatian flying and snatches Specs' dinner fork with a piece of salisbury steak on it.]

Specs: [to Trinket] "SALISBURY STEAK STEALER!"

Cinder: [serves Ace a frozen dinner] "Here's your dinner, Ace!"

Ace: "Thanks, Mom. Hey, will you help me with my science project? I have to build a volcano."

Cinder: "Sure, honey. Just give me five minutes. Alice and I are gonna practice putting on makeup."

[Alice comes in with her lipstick on her eyes and her eye shadow on her lips and Cinder takes her upstairs. Whistle and their father come walking by.]

Ace: "Hey, Dad, can you help me with my volcano?"

Prince: "Sure, son. Just give me five minutes while I give Whistle some baseball pointers." [tosses a ball at a fragile object which breaks and scares Jewel's Cat.] "And there's your first pointer, Whistle: never play ball in the house."

[They head outside and Alice and Cinder return.]

Cinder: "Well, you're doing much better, Alice, but you're still venturing into...clown territory."

Ace: "Mom, can we work on my volcano now?"

Cinder: "Oh, five minutes, honey. I promised Jewel I'd take a magazine quiz with her." [goes upstairs with Jewel]

Ace: [getting frustrated] "But I could really use some help! Dad, can you-"

Prince: [with Storm E. and a saxophone] "Five more minutes, pal. I promised Storm E. I'd help her lay down some funky grooves."

[The toilet flushes]

Scribbles: "Hey, Dad! I clogged the toilet so you could teach me how to fix it!"

Prince.: "Five minutes, Ace! I mean, Scribbles!" [starts playing sax which scares Jewel's Cat who tosses Whistle's baseball right at him to stop.] "Ow!"

Ace: [to the viewers] "In a family as big as mine, getting attention from your parents is no easy thing." [sighs and turns to his volcano] "How am I ever gonna finish this?"

TBC