Muppet lip balm/The Gross Grouch Song (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Kermit's Green Keen Apple as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Kermit's Green Keen Apple: G is for garbage, full of grime and greasy goopy grungy slime. I'm so glad that all of it's mine. Oh, G couldn't be better as a grouchy letter. G is for glasses covered in goo, and gobby, gunky, globby glue. They give the world a grouchy view. Oh, G couldn't be better as a grouchy letter. G is for groceries, one month old. They're grubby, greasy, and growing mold. For me, it's like a great pot of gold. Oh, G couldn't be better as a grouchy letter. Yes, G couldn't be better as a gunky, gross, and grouchy letter! Hey!