Dr. Caballeron/Hondo Flanks and Night Light

Dr. Caballeron, re-titled Hondo Flanks and Night Light for American audience, is the sixteenth episode of the second season of Cheese Sandwich the Earth Pony and Friends, and the forty-second episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Break Van/Donald and Douglas.

Cast

 * Shining Armor as Edward
 * Flash Sentry as James
 * Hondo Flanks as Donald
 * Night Light as Douglas
 * Dr. Caballeron as The Spiteful Breakvan
 * Princess Celestia as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Cheese Sandwich as Thomas (cameo)
 * Zephyr Breeze as Henry (cameo)
 * Big McIntosh as Gordon (cameo)

Transcript
Narrator: "Hondo Flanks and Night Light are unicorns, and have arrived from Canterlot to help Princess Celestia, but only one unicorn had been expected. The unicorns meant well, but did cause confusion. Princess Celestia had given them numbers; Hondo Flanks 9, and Night Light 10, but he was still planning to send one unicorn home.

There was a pony named Dr. Caballeron in the yard that had taken a dislike to Hondo. Things always went wrong when he had to take him out. His work was late, and he was blamed. Hondo began to worry.

Hondo Flanks was angry."

Hondo Flanks: "You're a muckle nuisance!"

Narrator: "Said Hondo Flanks."

Hondo Flanks: "It's to leave you behind I'd be wanting!"

Dr. Caballeron: "You can't."

Narrator: "Said Dr. Caballeron."

Dr. Caballeron: "I'm essential."

Hondo Flanks: "Och! Are you?"

Narrator: "Hondo Flanks burst out."

Hondo Flanks: "You're nothing but a screechin' and a noise when all's said and done. Spite Hondo, would you? Take that!"

Dr. Caballeron: "Oh! Ow ow!"

Narrator: "Cried Dr. Caballeron."

Hondo Flanks: "There's more coming, should you misbehave."

Narrator: "Dr. Caballeron behaved better after that. Until one day, Hondo Flanks had an accident.

The road was slippery. He couldn't stop in time."

(CRASH!)

"Princess Celestia was most annoyed."

Princess Celestia: "I am disappointed, Hondo Flanks. I did not expect such, um... clumsiness from you.

I have decided to send Night Light back and keep you."

Hondo Flanks: "I'm sorry, Princess."

Narrator: "Said Hondo Flanks."

Princess Celestia: "I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now Flash Sentry will have to help with the goods work, while you are mended. Flash Sentry won't like that."

Narrator: "Princess Celestia was right. Flash Sentry grumbled dreadfully."

Night Light: "Anyone would think,"

Narrator: "Said Hondo."

Night Light: "That Hondo Flanks had his accident on purpose.

I heard tell about a donkey and some tar barrels."

Flash Sentry: "Shut up!"

Narrator: "Said Flash Sentry."

Flash Sentry: "It's not funny!"

Narrator: "He didn't like to be reminded of his own accident."

Night Light: "Well, well, well,"

Narrator: "Said Hondo,"

Night Light: "Surely, Flash Sentry, it wasn't you. You didn't say!"

Narrator: "Flash Sentry didn't say. He slouched sulkily away."

Dr. Caballeron: "He's cross."

Narrator: "Snickered Dr. Caballeron."

Dr. Caballeron: "We'll try to make him crosser still."

Changelings: "Hold back!"

Narrator: "Giggled the changelings to each other.

Flash Sentry did his best, but he was exhausted when they reached Shining Armor's station.

Luckily, Night Light was there."

Flash Sentry: "Help me up the hill, please." (Pant)

Narrator: "Panted Flash Sentry."

Flash Sentry: "These changelings are playing tricks."

Night Light: "We'll show them!"

Narrator: "Said Hondo.

Slowly but surely, the snorting animals forced the changelings up the hill, but Flash Sentry was losing breath."

Flash Sentry: "I can't do it! I can't do it!"

Night Light: "Leave it to me!"

Narrator: "Shouted Night Light.

The guard was anxious."

Guard: "Go steady! Dr. Caballeron's breaking!"

Narrator: "Dr. Caballeron was in pieces.

No one had been hurt, and soon Shining Armor came to clear the mess. Princess Celestia was on board."

Princess Celestia: "I might have known it would be Night Light!"

Narrator: "She said."

Shining Armor: "Hondo was grand, Princess."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "Flash Sentry had no breath left, but Hondo worked hard enough for three. I heard him from my yard."

Princess Celestia: "Two would have been enough."

Narrator: "Said Princess Celestia."

Princess Celestia: "I want to be fair, Hondo, but... I don't know. I really don't know."

Narrator: "Princess Celestia was making up her mind about something. But that's another story."