Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/Do What I Do (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Zoe Pumpkin as Ernie
 * Big Bird Yellow as Sandy the Snake

Lyrics
Zoe Pumpkin: Oh, there's my friend, Big Bird Yellow. Hello, Big Bird Yellow! How are you doing?

Big Bird Yellow: Okay, I guess. How are you doing?

Zoe Pumpkin: How am I doing? Can't you tell just by looking at me?

Big Bird Yellow: Hmmm? What do you mean?

Zoe Pumpkin: Well, people will show how they feel by what they do and how they look. You want people to know how you're feeling by looking at you?

Big Bird Yellow: I suppose so. What do I have to do?

Zoe Pumpkin: (spoken) Oh, it's easy. Just listen, and I will tell you. (singing) What do you do when you're feeling happy and you want to show off just how great it feels. Well, do what I do. I say do what I do. Go and do what I do. Just snap your fingers and click your heels.

Big Bird Yellow: Snap my fingers? Click my heels? Zoe Pumpkin, I'm a snake. Snakes don't have fingers or heels. This doesn't help me at all.

Zoe Pumpkin: (spoken) Oh. Oh dear, Big Bird Yellow. I never thought of that. Well, I guess you'll just have to tell people if you're feeling happy. But anyhow... (singing) What do you do when you're feeling sad? You're sorry and blue from your head to your toes.

Big Bird Yellow: Toes? What toes?

Zoe Pumpkin: Well, do what I do. I say do what I do. Go and do what I do. Just wipe off your tears, and blow your nose.

Big Bird Yellow: Blow my nose? What nose? And what am I supposed to wipe the tears off with? I don't have fingers to hold a handkerchief, Zoe Pumpkin. I'm getting angry.

Zoe Pumpkin: (spoken) Oh, yeah? Angry, huh? (singing) Well, what do you do when you're feeling angry? You're mad on the surface and underneath. Well, do what I do. I say do what I do. Go and do what I do. Just clench your fist and gnash your teeth.

Big Bird Yellow: Clench my fists? Gnash my teeth. I don't have fists. And I have fangs, not teeth.

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh, oh, all right, all right. So you don't have fists or teeth. You don't have to yell about it, Big Bird Yellow. I'm sure you can find a way to show me how you feel.

Big Bird Yellow: Well, what do I do when I'm feeling mad? I'm burning and ready for a great big battle. Well, here's what I do. I say, here's what I do. Listen, here's what I do. I sharpen my fangs, and I shake my rattle.

Zoe Pumpkin: (laughing) Oh, you sharpen your fangs and shake your rattle? What good does that do? Because nobody has fangs or a rattle except...(gasps) except a rattlesnake. (yelps) A rattlesnake, a rat...help, a rattlesnake!

Big Bird Yellow: I guess I showed him. (hisses)