Toy Story: The Crossover Edition

Plot

 * In this crossover edition of Toy Story, Timmy Turner is Andy Davis' favorite toy, but when Timmy meets a new toy, Ed, they get off to a rocky start and Andy starts playing with him [Ed] more. Timmy then gets himself and Ed into a situation where they eventually get taken home by Sid, Andy's neighbor who tortures toys. Can he and Ed learn to cooperate, be friends and escape before Andy moves?

Quote 1

 * Sid (voice only): Yes! (evil laughter)
 * Snap: Whoa! (hides under the bed)
 * Timmy: Uh-oh!
 * Snap: It's Sid!
 * (nesting toys go back into the mouth of the big one that holds them all)
 * Eduardo: I thought he was at summer camp.
 * Garfield: They must have kicked him out early this year.
 * Eduardo: No me gusta Sid!
 * Eddy: What's that bratty kid destroying now?
 * Timmy: I can't- I can't tell. Where's Lenny?
 * Lenny: Right here, Timmy.
 * Eduardo: I cannot bear to watch one of these again! (covers his eyes)
 * Timmy (through Lenny): Oh no! It's a Crash Nebula!
 * Ed: What is everyone doing?
 * Timmy: Nothing that concerns idiots like you. Just us toys.
 * Ed: I wanna see! (looks through Lenny) Cool that fearless space fighter is wearing a jet pack to fight evildoers!
 * Timmy: It's dynamite, moron *turns Lenny into a different direction* here's why it's strapped to him...Sid.
 * Ed(seeing Scud instead): Boy, someone needs a haircut.
 * Timmy; NO! That's Scud you idiot! (directs him to Sid) THAT is Sid!
 * Sid: *laughing evilly*
 * Ed: Somebody must be having a good day. He sure is a happy fella.
 * Eddy: That ain't no happy fella!
 * Eduardo: He tortures toys! Just for fun! It's so scary!
 * (Sid tosses a cinder block next to the Crash Nebula action figure)
 * Ed: Stand back! A hideous alien has captured a fellow space outlaw! I will save him!
 * (Ed stands out higher on the window sill)
 * Bubbles: What are you doing?! Get down from there!
 * Ed: I must rescue a fellow space outlaw!
 * Timmy: Yeah, sure, go ahead. Kill him with your scary B.O!
 * Lenny: *as he spots Sid lighting the dynamite* He's lighting it! He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!
 * Bubbles: *screams*
 * Ed: Release him, evil-!
 * (Everyone but Ed who Timmy pulled by his jacket, backed down from the window sill)
 * *KABOOM!*
 * Sid: Eeee-yes! He's gone! He's history! (laughs in victory)
 * Ed: Oh no! He blew up a fellow space outlaw!
 * Snap: I bet you could have stopped him, Ed.
 * Ed: Really?
 * Timmy: (laughs) Ed? I'd love to see him try. 'Course I'd love to see him as a crater.
 * Bubbles: The sooner we move, the sooner we won't hear from that big stinker anymore.

Quote 2

 * Timmy: One toy? *takes magic 8 ball* Will Andy pick me? *shakes the 8 ball and it displays the "Don't count on it label* DON'T COUNT ON IT?!!!! *begins to shudder violently in fury* RRRRRRRYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! *throws magic 8 ball behind the furniture and looks at it* (quietly to himself) Heh heh, I thought of just the plan to force Andy to take me instead of Monobrow. (out loud) ED!!!!! *runs to Ed* *panting* Oh, Ed! Oh, Ed! Ed, my goodness, we've got trouble!


 * Ed: Trouble? What's trouble?


 * Timmy: Trouble's down there, Lumpy! A helpless toy is trapped, Ed!
 * Ed: *runs to the spot where Timmy threw the ball* E-I-E-I-O!
 * Timmy: *sneaks to RC (as himself) and moves his wheels to wake him up*
 * Ed: I don't see toys, Timmy!
 * Timmy: *pulls the trigger to force RC to lunge for Ed* H-he's there, just keep looking!
 * Ed: Where's the toy-- AAAAAHHHH!!!!! *jumps out of the way of RC*
 * Eddy: *gasps loudly*
 * Timmy: *shudders in fear after pins drop around Ed*
 * *globe rolls in Ed's direction*
 * Timmy: *stares at Ed in horror* Whoa!
 * *Ed rolls onto window sill*
 * *lamp misses Timmy and knocks Ed out the window*
 * Ed: *screams*
 * Bubbles: Ed!!!!
 * Eduardo: Senior Ed!!!
 * Eddy: Monobrow!!!!
 * Timmy: (worried) Ed!
 * Ed: *falls into a bush*
 * Snap: I don't see him in the driveway! I think he bounced into Sid's yard!
 * Eduardo: *crying* Ed!!!
 * RC: *honking*
 * Eduardo: Everyone, RC is trying to say something! What is it, amigo?
 * Eddy: He's saying that this was no accident.
 * (Toys gasp)
 * Bubbles: What do you mean?
 * Eddy: I mean Monobrow was pushed
 * Snap: No!
 * Eddy:...BY TIMMY!!!
 * (The toys look at Timmy)
 * All: What?
 * Timmy: Wait a minute. You-You don't think I meant to knock Ed out of the window, do you, Eddy?
 * Eddy: That's Mr. Eddy Mcrich to you! You back-stabbing two-timing squirt!
 * (Other toys gasp)
 * Timmy: Now, it was an accident. Guys, come on. You-You gotta believe me.
 * Snap: We believe you, Timmy. Right, Eduardo?
 * Eduardo: No me gusta confrontations!
 * (Benson pops out of his bucket)
 * Benson: WHERE IS YOUR HONOR, TURNER?! YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE FIRED AS-!!! *Timmy shuts the bucket* Hey!
 * Eddy: You just couldn't handle Ed cutting in on your playtime could you, Timmy? Didn't want to face the fact that Ed might be Andy's new favorite toy, SO YOU GOT RID OF HIM!!! Well, what if Andy starts playing with me more, Twerp? YOU GONNA KNOCK ME OUT OF THE WINDOW TOO?!!
 * Garfield: I don't think we should give him the chance.
 * (Benson along with other Regular Show characters pop out of the bucket and onto Timmy)
 * Benson: THERE HE IS!! FRAG HIM!!!
 * Eddy: LET'S CHOKE HIM WITH HIS PULL STRING!!
 * (Eddy and Garfield join in attacking Timmy)
 * Bubbles; Stop it! I hate it when you guys fight!
 * Garfield: I got dibs on his hat!
 * Timmy: No, no, no, wait! I can explain everything!
 * Andy (voice only): Okay, mom. Be right down. I've gotta get Ed.
 * (Toys scramble back to their places)
 * Benson: Back to the bucket!!!

Quote 3

 * Ed: You can do it, Timmy!!!!
 * Timmy: *grunts and groans* *jumps for cloth and grabs hold of it* Whoo hoo hoo hoo! *Scud barks in the distance* I made it!
 * Ed: *gasps loudly*
 * *Scud is then shown lunging for Timmy*
 * Timmy: *screams*
 * *Scud bites and chews on Timmy's ankle*
 * Timmy: *grunts and groans* Let go of me ya dumb dog!!!! Down, Scud, down!
 * Ed: Hold on, best friend!!!!
 * Timmy: *groaning in pain* I--I-I can't do it! TAKE CARE OF ANDY FOR ME!!!!
 * Ed: BELLY FLOP!!!! *jumps on Scud and tries fighting the dog*
 * Timmy: ED!!!! *stares at the fight between the two and thinks of a plan to save Ed* Scud, that evil "K-9 unit" is gonna pay BIG TIME.
 * *tries lifting the trunk of the moving van and grunts in unison*
 * *truck stops and trunk lifts open*
 * Timmy: *stares at the wrong toy box* Ah ha!
 * *Scud tosses Ed underneath the car and barks aggressively at him*
 * Timmy: *grunting and opens the wrong toy box*
 * Eddy: OUCH!
 * Eduardo: Are we there already?
 * Eddy: Oh great, it's that twerp again!
 * Timmy: *pushes toy box out of frustration and looks in the other toy box*
 * Eddy: OW!
 * Garfield: What's Goin' on with him! Wh-what's he taking?!
 * Timmy: Ah ha! There ya are, boy!
 * Eddy: What's that twerp doin' now?!
 * *RC whimpers and Timmy boots him off the van*
 * *Toys scream*
 * Eduardo: The enemigo's at it again!!!!
 * Timmy: *pulls the trigger to allow RC to go underneath the car and rescue Ed*
 * Timmy: Ha, ha! Got em'!
 * *Truck then moves*
 * Eddy: DESTROY THE EAVESDROPPER!!!!
 * *Toys tip toy box over and lunge for Timmy*
 * Timmy: *gasps loudly and tries controlling RC and beginning the chase between Ed, RC, and Scud*
 * Eduardo: ARIBA!!!!
 * Timmy: No guys! C'mon! No, No!
 * *Scud approaches Ed and RC*
 * Timmy: No, wait! *Toy John Cena spins Timmy around and Ed and RC as well*
 * Ed: WEEEEE!!!!
 * *Timmy groans after being thrown by John Cena*
 * *Scud chases Ed and RC again*
 * Eddy: FROG SPLASH!!!!
 * *pounces on Timmy*
 * Timmy: WHOA!
 * *Ed and RC jump and swerve*
 * *both approach the busy intersection*
 * Ed: *screams*
 * *cars block Scud and Sid's dog is defeated*
 * Ed: That was close.
 * Timmy: No no no! Wait, you don't understand! Ed's out there we gotta help him! NO-HOOOO!!!!
 * Eddy: Throw the eavesdropper overboard!!!!
 * Timmy: No, no, no, wait!!! *John Cena throws him out of the moving van* YAAAAHHHH!!!!
 * *barrel-rolls and and comes to rest in sitting position.*
 * *stares at the leaving moving van*
 * Eduardo: OLE!!!!
 * Garfield: Good riddance, Beaver Boy!!!!
 * Timmy: *sighs in relief and avoids a speeding vehicle*
 * Ed: *lunging for Timmy with RC* Coming for you Timmy--!
 * Timmy: OOF! Oh, Ed! Thanks for the ride!
 * Ed: Ca-Ca- CAR!!!!
 * Timmy: *screams and veers RC out of harm's way* Now let's gain ground on that van and prove that you're actually alive! *switches RC to TURBO MODE, unaware of RC's depleting battery*
 * *toys celebrate "vanquishing" Timmy*
 * Lenny: GUYS! GUYS! Timmy's riding RC....
 * Toys: WHAT?!
 * Lenny: AND ED IS WITH HIM!!!!
 * Bubbles: *approaches Lenny* Can I see?
 * Lenny: Please do, Bubbles!
 * *Bubbles picks Lenny up and looks through his binoculars*
 * Bubbles: It IS Ed! I tried telling you all along that he learned from his mistake and was telling the truth all along!
 * Snap: What have we done?!
 * Eduardo: (Feeling guilty) Oh, ay carumba!!!!
 * Timmy: We're almost there, Lumpy!!!!
 * Bubbles: Cena, help them up with the ramp!
 * Cena: If they want it, they DESERVE IT!!!! *grunts fiercely and pulls lever to lower down the ramp*
 * Timmy: LOOK OUT!!!!
 * Bubbles: *screams*
 * Snap: Quick! Grab onto my ankles! *stretches himself onto the edge of the ramp*  Eddy: Atta-boy, stretch!!!!