Muppets/Nursery Rhyme Bully Blues (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Fozzie Bear as Baby Bear
 * Mary Louise (little girl) as Prairie Dawn
 * Goldilocks (from The Muppet Show) as Goldilocks
 * Little Miss Muffet (from Muppets Tonight) as Little Miss Muffet
 * P.J. as Little Jack Horner

Lyrics
Little Miss Muffet: (spoken) I'll tell you what she did. Oh. (singing) She pushed off of my tuffet. She ate my curds and whey. Now she takes my nursery rhyme and look, she's here to stay. I've got the Nursery Rhyme Bully, the Nursery Rhyme Bully Blues.

Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear and P.J. : She's got those Bully Blues.

Little Miss Muffet: My nursery rhyme is gone. My sinus hasn't looked up I've got those Nursery Rhyme Bully Blues.

Fozzie Bear: That is terrible.

Kermit the Frog: It's awful.

P.J.: (spoken) You think that's bad? Wait till you hear what Goldilocks did to me! (singing) She takes her big old thumb and stuck it in my pie! Now she's got my nursery rhyme Oh, what a sad boy am I! I've got the Nursery Rhyme Bully, the Nursery Rhyme Bully Blues.

Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear and P.J. : He's got those Bully Blues.

P.J.: Now there's nothing on my thumb. Not even a plummy crumb. I've got the Nursery Rhyme Bully, the Nursery Rhyme Bully Blues.

Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear and P.J. : He's got those Bully Blues. Bull y Blues.

Little Miss Muffet and P.J. : What are we to do? Our nursery rhymes are through. We've got those Nursery Rhyme Bully Blues!

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear : Oh, yes!