Wreck-It Ralph (Yogi Bear) trailer/Transcript

(The view of Jellystone Park appears)

Narrator: Welcome to Jellystone Park, famous for its piece and quiet.

(Ralph appears in the river)

Wreck-It Ralph: I'll take it from here, Mr. Narrator. Full speed ahead, Hiro.

Hiro Hamada: OK.

(Hiro starts up the motorboat and Ralph water-skis with him in the river)

Narrator: and the wildest humans on Earth.

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)

Narrator: Meet Ralph

Wreck-It Ralph: Ta-da!

Narrator: and Hiro.

Hiro Hamada: Looking good, Ralph.

(The animal audience cheers)

Narrator: They're grabbing lunch

Wreck-It Ralph: We've got out first customers.

(Ralph grabs a picnic basket in the car)

Narrator: one picnic basket at a time.

Wreck-It Ralph: Nice day for a picnic?

(A huge burping noise makes an echo sound in Jellystone Park)

Wreck-It Ralph: What the heck was that?

Hiro Hamada: Oh, I have problems with potato salad.

Mordecai: Humans avoid people, not run around stealing their food.

(Ralph tries to steal Mordecai's lunchbox)

Wreck-It Ralph: I smell PB&J.

(Stealing Mordecai's lunchbox doesn't work and the magnet that Ralph uses, hits him on the crotch, falling him into the ground)

Wreck-It Ralph: I'm OK.

(Ralph sits on the bench, and the machine under the bench makes Ralph fly into the tree, hitting him in the yellow spot on the trunk)

Narrator: Ralph's got the smarts,

Hiro Hamada: You do come up with some good plans, Ralph.

(Ralph spits on his soda)

(The small tree hits Ralph in the face)

Wreck-It Ralph: That's because I'm smarter than the average human.

Narrator: and Hiro's got the moves.

Hiro Hamada: Kickin' it!

(Ralph and Hiro dance to some music)

Wreck-It Ralph: This is the most advanced picnic basket-stealing technology ever invented!

Hiro Hamada: Wow.

(A picnic basket flies through the air and it falls under the ground)

Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, I missed.

(A pie hits Ralph in the face)

Mordecai: Ralph!

Tagline: From AnimatedFan195 Productions

Narrator: From AnimatedFan195 Productions.

(Ralph wears his hat and collar)

Wreck-It Ralph: Hiro, we're gonna break the picnic barrier!

(Ralph flies to get Baymax in the picnic basket)

Hiro Hamada: Ralph, wait!

(Hiro grabs the bungee cord on Ralph)

Wreck-It Ralph: Mind if I borrow this?

Boss Wolf: Hey!

Wreck-It Ralph: Ha-ha-ha!

Wreck-It Ralph: These people need the razzle-dazzle.

(The cape on Ralph's neck is on fire)

Hiro Hamada: I don't think we practiced the razzle-dazzle.

(Ralph panics because of the fire on his cape and his the life-saver tube, sending him flying into the water)

Wreck-It Ralph: Too much razzle!

(The fireworks flew into the trees and the animal audience, and they run for their lives with Ralph and Hiro looking in shock)

Narrator: When it comes to fun,

(Ralph, Hiro, Baymax, Mordecai and Margaret get washed away by the rapids on the lifeboat)

Hiro Hamada: Baymax!

(Baymax flies out of Hiro's arms and grabs Ralph by the tongue)

Narrator: they're always hungry for more.

Wreck-It Ralph: Here we go!

Hiro Hamada: Ralph!

(Ralph and Hiro watch out for the trees)

Hiro Hamada: Don't fight the wind, Ralph!

(Ralph accidentally removes the wings on his glider)

Hiro Hamada: Never mind.

(Ralph and Hiro fall in the glider)

Wreck-It Ralph: Did you check the safety manual?

Hiro Hamada: It's just the picture of us screaming!

(Ralph and Hiro scream and throw their arms up)

Title: Wreck-It Ralph (Yogi Bear)

Narrator: Wreck-It Ralph (Yogi Bear).

Tagline: Wreck-It Ralph as Yogi Bear, Hiro Hamada as Boo-Boo Bear.

Mordecai: Would it really be so hard to be a regular human? You know, to forage for food?

(Ralph grabs the worm by the tree)

Wreck-It Ralph: Pretend it's a gummy worm.

(Ralph eats the worm)

Hiro Hamada: Ralph?

Wreck-It Ralph: I'm foraging!

(The worm comes out of Ralph's nose)

Hiro Hamada: Eww.

(Ralph blows out the worm in his nose)

Hiro Hamada: Ralph, grab my hand!

(Ralph hits the sign and Hiro grabs him by the tie into the train, with Kovu hitting the electic fences with his bottom)

Wreck-It Ralph: I'm so smart it hurts!

Tagline: Coming Soon.