The Adventure Begins (Mickey and Friends Version)

The Adventure Begins is the tenth special of Mickey Mouse the Disney Character and Friends It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends special of the same name.

Cast

 * Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Thomas
 * Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward
 * Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry
 * Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon
 * Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
 * Pongo (from 101 Dalmatians) as Glynn
 * Abigail (from The Aristocats) as Annie
 * Amelia (from The Aristocats) as Clarabel
 * Captain (from 101 Dalmatians) as Jerome
 * Frou-Frou (from 101 Dalmatians) as Judy
 * Flowers (from Alice in Wonderland) as Coaches
 * Pirates (from Peter Pan) as Troublesome Trucks
 * Professor Porter (from Tarzan) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Nanny (from 101 Dalmatians) as Dowager Hatt (Portrait Cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

The Opening
Narrator: "A long time ago in Equestria, there was a little town known as Ponyville. The smallest animal working in the town was Shining Armor. He helped to get changelings and buffaloes ready for the larger animals. The biggest animal in the town was Big Macintosh. He loved to take the big buffaloes out. But he didn't much care for some of his other jobs."

Big Macintosh: "Changelings, changelings. The shame of it, oh, the shame of it."

Shining Armor: "Oh, Big Mac, it can't be that bad."

Big Macintosh: "Yes, Shining Armor, it is. I am a very important horse. But thankfully I won't have to work with changelings for long. Not after the new animal gets here."

Shining Armor: "New animal? What new animal?"

Big Macintosh: "Haven't you heard? Hoity Toity is getting another animal. That last one we got with wooden hooves was much too small to be useful."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "But I'm not small.

(Big Macintosh stops quickly and his changelings bump into him.)

Big Macintosh: "Oh. Cranky!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I might not be as big as you, Big Mac, but I'm bigger than Shining Armor. And there's nothing wrong with wooden hooves either."

Big Macintosh: "Unless they catch fire, of course. Can you move on now please, Cranky? You're blocking my way."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "My hooves don't catch fire. They're just as good as yours!"

Shining Armor and Big Macintosh
Narrator: "Big Macintosh didn't like pulling heavy changelings, but he especially didn't like pulling them up the big hill on the main road."

Big Macintosh: (Groaning) "Oh, I give up."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "What's he up to now?"

(The driver walks up to Big Macintosh)

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Come on, Big Mac, you're not even trying."

Big Macintosh: "I can't do it. Those noisy changelings hold an animal back. If they were buffaloes, now that would be different."

(Phone rings in Hoity Toity's office)

Hoity Toity: "Hello? Hmm. Ah?" (Turns the phone over and clears his throat) "Hello?"

Narrator: "The pony in charge of the town was Hoity Toity"

Hoity Toity: "I see. I see."

Narrator: "It was his job to make sure all the animals were on time."

Hoity Toity: "Oh dear. Okay. Goodbye.

Hello, Shining Armor. I'm afraid Big Mac needs your help."

Shining Armor: "My help, sir? Are you sure?"

Hoity Toity: "Yes. He can't get up the hill with his changelings, apparently."

Shining Armor: "Okay, sir. I'm on my way.

Hello, Big Mac. I've come to push."

Big Macintosh: "No use at all. A small unicorn like you."

Shining Armor: (Groaning) "Oh please, Big Mac, try."

Big Macintosh: "Alright, alright.

I can't do it!"

Shining Armor: "I will do it!"

Big Macintosh: "I can't do it!"

Shining Armor: "I will do it!"

Big Macintosh: "I... can't... do it!"

Shining Armor: "I... will... do it!"

Big Macintosh: "I've done it, I've done it, I've done it! I knew that I could do it."

Shining Armor: "Not even so much as a thank you."

Spike Arrives
Narrator: "Later, Shining Armor was back in town when he heard a voice he'd never heard before."

"Excuse me, can you tell me where Ponyville is?"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "But this is the Ponyville. Where are you from?"

"Oh, Brighton. On the mainland."

Shining Armor: (Gasp) "Hoity Toity's new animal."

"I'm really happy to be here. I've never been to Equestria before."

Narrator: "Shining Armor couldn't believe his eyes. The new animal had two small legs, a short stumpy tail, two short arms and some green scales."

Spike: "Hello? What's the matter? Do I have soot on my face?"

Shining Armor: "No. It's just that you're not a big animal."

Spike: "Yes, I am."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "No, you're not."

Spike: "Well, I was big enough to do my work on the mainland."

Shining Armor: "Wait, wait. All I meant was you're not as big as I am."

Spike: "I may not be as big as you, but I'm very hard-working."

Big Macintosh: (Chuckles) "And who are you?"

Spike: "I'm Spike."

Shining Armor: "The new animal."

Big Macintosh: "Oh dear. Hoity Toity must have made a terrible mistake. I think he was expecting someone really useful."

Spike: "I am really useful!"

Big Macintosh: (Chuckles) "For fetching buffaloes perhaps. Oh well, if you stick around long enough, you might see me take the express buffaloes for a run. That would be a fine sight for you."

Shining Armor: "Sorry about Big Mac, Spike. I'm afraid he's often like that. I'm Shining Armor, by the way."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "And I'm Cranky Doodle Donkey."

Hoity Toity: "Hello, hello, hello."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "And here comes the boss..."

Shining Armor: "Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "You must be Spike, my new dragon. Welcome to Equestria! I am Hoity Toity."

Spike: "Please to meet you."

Hoity Toity: (Clears throat)

Shining Armor: "'Sir'. You're suppose to call him 'Sir'."

Spike: "Oh, I'm please to meet you, sir."

Hoity Toity: "I'm please to meet you too. Now, as you can see, I'm a very busy pony and this is a very busy town. So I expect you to make yourself really useful right away. Shining Armor will show you what to do.

(Hoity Toity starts to walk away, but nearly trips over.)

Hoity Toity: "Really useful! Right. Carry on. This way lads."

Shining Armor and Cranky Doodle Donkey: (Laugh)

Spike: (Laughs a bit)

Really Useful Dragon
He's a really useful dragon, you know

All the other animals, they'll tell you so

He blows fire and whistles

Rushing to and fro

He's the really useful dragon we adore!

Spike: (After bumping into Shining Armor) "Oops. Sorry."

He's the one, he's the one!

He's the really useful dragon that we adore

He's the one, he's the one you know

Spike the Dragon

Big Macintosh: "Oh, that's very useful, isn't it? Having another small animal to get into the way."

Shining Armor: "He's still learning, Big Mac. I'm just showing him what to do.

Spike!"

Spike: "Oh! Whoa!"

He's really useful dragon, you know

Spike: (giggles)

Maybe little, but he's never slow

Stand back in amazement

Just you watch him go

He's the really useful dragon we adore

He's the one, he's the one!

He's the really useful dragon that we adore

He's the one, he's the one you know

Spike the Dragon

Spike: "Watch this."

Spike the Dragon

(Spike whistles at Big Macintosh)

Spike: "Wake up lazybones! Why don't you work hard like me!" (Laughs)

Shining Armor: (Chuckles)

Big Macintosh: "Oh!"

The Sad Story of Filthy Rich
Narrator: "That night, Spike was the smallest animal in the library. But at least his new friend, Shining Armor was there too."

Spike: "I like being in Ponyville, Shining Armor. I just can't wait till I get to deliver loads."

Big Macintosh: "Hmm."

Shining Armor: "You better learn how to get changelings and buffaloes ready first, Spike."

Spike: "I'll soon get used to arranging things, Shining Armor. But I want to see the world."

Big Macintosh: "Ohhh."

Filthy Rich: "Faster, faster, faster, oh, turn, turn, turn!"

Spike: "Who's that?"

Shining Armor: "That's Filthy Rich. He's a very kind horse, but he's a bit of a worrier."

Filthy Rich: (After a raindrop falls on him) "Ah!"

Shining Armor: "And he doesn't like rain."

Filthy Rich: (Giggles)

Shining Armor: "Once a pony taking some buffaloes was afraid of a few drops of rain."

Filthy Rich: "Ah!"

Shining Armor: "He rushed into a tunnel and squeaked through his head and never came out again.

His driver and fireman argued with him, but he wouldn't budge. 'The rain will spoil my lovely light brown fur and cutie mark' he said.

The passengers got off and argued with him too, but he wouldn't move even after the rain had stopped. So Hoity Toity told the guard to get a rope and..."

Hoity Toity: "1, 2, 3, pull!"

Shining Armor: "Everyone pulled."

Hoity Toity: "Come on, pull harder. Come on everyone, he's not moving."

Shining Armor: "Except Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "My doctor has forbidden me to pull."

Shining Armor: "When that didn't work, they tried pushing from the other end."

Hoity Toity: "1, 2, 3, push! Everybody push! Harder! Come on, put your backs into it. Uh, my doctor has also forbidden me to push."

Shining Armor: "They tried pushing with an animal too.

But nothing worked.

In the end, they took up the old road, put a wall into of him and left him there."

Spike: (Gasp)

Shining Armor: "Hoity Toity let him out eventually after Big Mac hurt himself and couldn't take some..."

Big Macintosh: "Alright! Storytime is over. Some of us have to get some sleep."

Spike and Shining Armor: "Oh!" (Both giggle)

Spike's New Coat
Narrator: "The next day, Hoity Toity sent Spike to the Works to be repainted in the colors he liked to see in Ponyville."

Spike: "Shining Armor! Shining Armor! Look, Shining Armor! Look! I'm purple!"

Shining Armor: "You're also number 1."

Spike: "Does that mean I'm the best?"

Big Macintosh: "The last number 1 was a coffeepot pony."

Spike: "Coffeepot Pony?"

Shining Armor: "Coffeepot Pony is just a nickname for a pony who owns a boiler that points up in the air. Like those things people make coffee in. The Coffeepot Ponies used to look after one of the branch lines, but they don't work there now. Although, I think the last one might still be in a corner."

Big Macintosh: "Stop chatting and bring me my buffaloes!"

Shining Armor: "You'd better do it, Spike. I have some changelings to take today."

Spike: "But I thought we were going to be working together."

Shining Armor: "We are. Just not all the time."

Big Macintosh: "My buffaloes!"

Spike Meets Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle
Sweetie Belle: (Yelps)

Apple Bloom: "I say. Where are you taking us?"

Spike: "To Big Mac. It's time for the express run."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "But we're not the express buffaloes."

Apple Bloom: "I'm Apple Bloom and she is Sweetie Belle."

Sweetie Belle: "And the express buffaloes are in the other corners."

Spike: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry your ladyships. You see I'm new around here. I'm Spike."

Apple Bloom: "What a sweet little dragon."

Sweetie Belle: "Indeed, Apple Bloom. Delightful!"

Apple Bloom: "He'll go far, Sweetie Belle. Just you wait and see."

Spike's Work in the Yard
Narrator: "Spike wasn't used to working in the yard on his own. It was very busy all day long."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Here's Cranky!"

Apple Bloom: "Oh, Cranky! Careful!"

Spike: "Do you smell something smokey, Cranky? Like a burning smell?"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "No. Not really. Nothing out of the ordinary."

Filthy Rich: "Hello, Spike."

Spike: "Hello, Filthy Rich. Um, Filthy Rich, can I ask you something? Did you really hide in a tunnel because of some rain?"

Filthy Rich: "Yes, Spike, I did."

Spike: "But, well, rain is just water. The same as you drink. So, how could you be afraid of it?"

Filthy Rich: "I don't know, Spike. I can't explain about it. I just am. And I don't like being teased about it."

Spike: "But I'm not teasing, Filthy Rich. I was just asking. I mean, you can't stop the rain and you don't won't to go around worrying all the time."

Filthy Rich: "Oh, I don't worry all the time, Spike. I hardly worry at all when it's sunny."

Spike: "Huh?"

Spike and Big Macintosh
Narrator: "The next morning, Spike found it hard to wake up. His stamina was low and there was not enough strength."

Filthy Rich: "You need to wake up, Spike. It's nearly time for the express run. Big Mac will be waiting for his buffaloes."

Narrator: "At last, Spike started."

Spike: "Oh dear, oh dear! Must get going, must get going!"

Big Macintosh: "Hurry up, you."

Spike: "Hurry up yourself!"

Big Macintosh: "Hmm, yes, I will."

Narrator: "Big Mac hadn't forgiven Spike for waking him up from his nap. He started up so quickly that there wasn't time to unhook Spike."

Stationmaster: "Hold up!"

Spike: "Stop! Stop!"

Big Macintosh: (Laughs) "Come on, keep up."

Narrator: "Poor Spike was going faster than he had ever gone before."

Spike: "Stop! Stop!"

Big Macintosh: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Narrator: "He was out of breath, and his feet hurt him, but he had to go on."

Spike: "Shining Armor!"

Shining Armor: "Spike!"

Changelings: "Oh, ow, ow!"

Big Macintosh: "Express Buffaloes coming through!"

Spike: "Ohhh!"

Big Macintosh: (Laughs)

Announcer: "The animal now approaching the station is the 817 express to Appleloosa."

Big Macintosh: "Oh, yes!"

Spike: (Panting)

Big Macintosh: "Well, little Spike, now you know what hard work is like." (Laughs)

Narrator: "Poor Spike walked slowly away to rest, and had a long, long drink."

Spike Meets Doctor Horse and Nurse Redheart
Narrator: "The next day, he was back in the yard again."

Spike: "It's not fair! All the animals get to take loads except for me. I never go anywhere.

I wonder where those two are meant to be going.

Wake up, lazyhooves!"

Doctor Horse: "Nurse Redheart!"

Nurse Redheart: "Doctor Horse!"

Doctor Horse and Nurse Redheart: "Emergency!"

Doctor Horse: "Where's the accident?"

Nurse Redheart: "Is an animal off the road?"

Doctor Horse: "Or is it a breakdown?"

Nurse Redheart: "A fire?"

Doctor Horse: "A bridge out?"

Spike: "No, no, no, no. I, um, well, I was wondering where you were going. That's all."

Sweetie Belle: "Spike, over here."

Spike: "Sorry to disturb you."

Nurse Redheart: "Disturb us?"

Doctor Horse: "A false alarm?"

Nurse Redheart: "Emergency never disturb us, do they, Doctor Horse?"

Doctor Horse: "Only you don't to go around wasting time just in case we're needed."

Sweetie Belle: "You mustn't touch those ponies."

Apple Bloom: "That's the breakdown gang."

Spike: "But why are they in the yard if they're not meant to be arranged. Don't they ever go anywhere?"

Sweetie Belle: "Only in emergencies."

Apple Bloom: "Like when a poor helpless filly needs lifting back onto the road."

Doctor Horse: (Yawns)

Nurse Redheart: (Snoring)

Spike: "Okay. I won't bother them again.

Oh!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Ta-da! You can take my changelings away now, Spike. I'm ready for my fillies."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "Oh!"

Apple Bloom: "You're such a show-off, Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Maybe I am. But you just wait and see if Hoity Toity doesn't give me my own branch line soon."

Spike: (Sniffs) "Hmm... There's that burning smell again."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Huh?" (Blows smoke away)

Spike's Buffaloes
Narrator: "One morning, Filthy Rich wasn't feeling well. He wouldn't come out of the library."

Spike: "Is it because you think it might rain today, Big Mac?"

Filthy Rich: "No, Spike. I think there's something wrong with my body. I might not be able to take my buffaloes today."

Spike: "Maybe your body needs warming up. I'll go and fetch your buffaloes."

(Spike humming)

Shining Armor: "What are you so happy about today, Spike?"

Spike: "If Filthy Rich doesn't come, I might get to take his buffaloes."

Shining Armor: "It's not as easy as you think, Spike. Taking buffaloes is hard work."

Narrator: "Spike waited and waited, but, still, Filthy Rich didn't come."

Hoity Toity: "Uh. You'll have to find another animal."

Stationmaster: "There's only Spike, sir."

Hoity Toity: "Hmm, you'll have to do it, Spike. Be quick now."

Spike: "Yes, sir, sir."

Narrator: "Spike raced around to the front of the buffaloes, and backed up to them with a bump."

Hoity Toity: "Oh! Don't be impatient now, Spike. Wait until everything is ready."

Narrator: "But Spike was far too excited and not really listening.

Spike heard the guard's whistle. So he took off before his buffaloes could be hooked up."

Hoity Toity: "Hey, uh, Spike! Stop! Come back!"

Spike: "I'm doing it, I'm doing it! I'm taking buffaloes."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Spike, where are you going? I thought you were working in the yard."

Spike: "Can't you see I'm taking buffaloes, Cranky?"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Hmm."

Spike: "Shining Armor says it's hard to take buffaloes, but I think it's easy."

Signalman: "Right, yep. Okay. What?"

Signalmen: "Quick, come on. Oy, hey! Spike! Spike!"

Spike: "They're please to see me. They've never seen me taking buffaloes before. It's nice of them to wave.

Oh, bother! That red signal means danger. I have to stop. What a nuisance signals are."

Signalman: "Hello, Spike. What are you doing here?"

Spike: "I'm taking my very first buffaloes. Can't you see?"

Signalman: "Really? Then, where are your buffaloes?"

Spike: (Gasp) "Oh no!"

Narrator: "Back at the station, all the passengers were talking at once, telling Hoity Toity what a bad town it was."

Hoity Toity: "Uh, please, everybody. Please, calm down. We will find another animal as soon as we..."

(Spike arrives back at the station)

Spike: "I'm sorry, sir. I really am."

Hoity Toity: "I did say to wait till everything was ready, Spike."

Narrator: "This time, Spike waited to be hooked up and for the passengers to climb on board."

Spike: "Ready?"

Hoity Toity: "Yes, Spike. Now, we're ready."

Spike: (Grunting and panting as he leaves the station)

Narrator: "The other animals thought it was very funny when they heard the story of Spike's buffaloes."

Big Macintosh: "I'm glad you come to work in our town, Spike. You always give us something funny to laugh about."

Spike: "Hoity Toity will never let me take buffaloes again. But I want to go places and do things. I want to..."

Big Macintosh and Cranky Doodle Donkey: "See the world!" (Laugh)

Shining Armor: "Don't be sad, Spike. If you really want to go out, why don't you take my changelings tomorrow? I can take over in the yard if you'd like."

Spike: "Really? Would you do that, Shining Armor, for me?"

Shining Armor: "Yes, Spike. I would. Now let's get some sleep. Okay?"

Spike (Whispering): "Oh, Shining Armor, I wish it was morning."

Spike and the Changelings
Narrator: "The next morning, Spike could hardly contain his excitement."

Spike: "Is it these ones? Is it those? Which changelings are they, Shining Armor?"

Shining Armor: "Those changelings, Spike. But wait, I need to tell you something."

Spike: "I know, I know. I have to be hooked up before I go. You don't have to tell me. I've learn my lesson."

Changelings: "Ow! Oy! Give it a rest!"

Shining Armor: "Troublesome changelings can play tricks on you, Spike. It's not the same as in the yard. They'll push you off the road if you're not careful."

Spike: "Don't be silly. You worry too much, Shining Armor, like Filthy Rich."

The animals always think they are so clever

And so they like to bump the changelings around

They bump them in the corners, they bump them in the yards

They better beware, they better take care

They better be on their guard...

Shining Armor: "Spike, be careful!"

Spike pulls the changelings along the road

He's happy and he thinks it's going fine

The changelings all start to moan

They rattle and they groan

Look out, Spike!

Watch out, Spike!

That's a warning sign!

Spike: "Come along, come along!"

Before long, Spike comes to Thunderhooves' Hill

It's hard work and he really has to pull

Changelings: "Hold back, hold back!"

But soon he's at the top

And then he just can't stop

''On! On! On!''

The changelings go faster still

Because those Troublesome Changelings will get the animals every time,

Troublesome Changelings will run the animals off the road.

They push them here, push them there, until they go too fast,

Then they push them once again, laughing while they crash...

Troublesome Changelings will get the animals every time,

Troublesome Changelings will run the animals off the road.

They don't care how big they are, to them it's just a game...

Those Troublesome Changelings, will get them all the same

They don't care how big they are, to them it's just a game...

Those Troublesome Changelings, will get them all the same

Spike: "Ooh!"

Hoity Toity: "Spike! What are you doing here? And why did you come in so fast?"

Spike: "I brought Shining Armor's changelings for him, sir. But they were pushing me."

Hoity Toity: "You've a lot to learn about changelings, little Spike. That's why I asked Shining Armor to bring these changelings and not you. If you're not prepared to be patient and learn how to do things properly, I'll have to keep you in the library."

Spike: (Gasp) "No, sir. Please, sir. I want to learn. I want to be a really useful dragon."

Spike Helps Filthy Rich with his Fear
Narrator: "Hoity Toity was not just cross with Spike.

He was cross with Shining Armor too. He told both his animals that they'd have to stay in the yard until Spike could learn as much about changelings as Shining Armor."

Spike: "I'm sorry, Shining Armor. This is all my fault."

Shining Armor: "Never mind, Spike. At least we're working together again."

Spike: "Who's meant to be taking these buffaloes?"

(Gasp) "Filthy Rich!"

Shining Armor: "Spike, where are you going now? You're meant to stay in the yard."

Narrator: "Spike was hurrying back to the library to find Filthy Rich."

Spike: "Filthy Rich, your passengers are waiting."

Filthy Rich: "You take the buffaloes, Spike. You like taking buffaloes."

Spike: "No, Filthy Rich. They're your buffaloes. And besides, Shining Armor and I have to stay in the yard."

Filthy Rich: "Well, I have to stay in the library. It's raining, Spike. A lot."

Spike: "But, Filthy Rich, don't you want to take your buffaloes? Don't you want to hurry along the road, like..."

Filthy Rich: "Ahhh!"

Spike: "It's only water, Filthy Rich. Come on. Just little drops of water. That's what rain is; water."

Filthy Rich: "Eh. Like I drink?"

Spike: "Exactly! Your passengers are waiting, Filthy Rich. See? Only water. It washes right off."

Filthy Rich: (Giggles, then gulps and then giggles more) "Only water. Just water." (Laughs more)

Cranky's Runaway
Narrator: "Spike worked hard in the yard now. He knew that he wasn't as clever as he had thought. Besides, he wanted to learn all about changelings and buffaloes to be a really useful dragon."

Shining Armor: "Hoity Toity is coming by this afternoon, Spike, to see how you're getting on."

Spike: "I'm getting on okay now. Aren't I?"

Shining Armor: "Of course, you are. I think you nearly know as much about changelings as I do now."

Spike: "Ooh! Uh-oh."

Shining Armor: "Almost."

Spike: "I meant to do that."

Spike and Shining Armor: (Laugh)

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Help! They're pushing me! They're pushing me!"

Changelings: "On! On! On!"

Spike: "Cranky!"

Shining Armor: "Spike! Spike! Come back! Oh."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Ahhhhhh! Oh dear! Help! Help! Help!"

Changelings: "On! On! On! Faster! Faster!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I don't want to go any faster.

My hooves! No! Stop! I want to stop!

Whoa! Spike!"

Spike: "Use your brakes! Use your brakes!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I can't! My hooves are on fire! They're made of wood!"

Spike: (Gasp) "I'm going to try to hook up behind you, Cranky! I'm going to try to slow you down."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Whoa! Hurry, Spike!"

Changelings: "Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!"

Spike: "Hook me up! Hook me up! I need to slow Cranky down."

Guard: "Uh, right."

Spike: "Oh no! Try again! Try again!"

Guard: "Right."

Spike: "We mustn't give up! We have to try!"

Guard: "Faster, faster!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Ahhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhh!"

Spike: (Gasps)

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Ahhhhhhh! No! I'm coming off the road!"

Changelings: "Whoa! Oh!"

Spike: "Oh!" (Gasps)

"Shining Armor was right. Changelings can run an animal right off the road."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: (Moaning)

Spike: "Stay right there, Cranky. I'll go and get help."

Spike and the Breakdown Gang
Hoity Toity: "Was that Spike?"

Spike: "Wake up! Wake up! Emergency!"

Doctor Horse: "Nurse Redheard!"

Nurse Redheart: "Doctor Horse!"

Doctor Horse and Nurse Redheart: "Emergency!"

Spike: "Cranky is off the road. His hooves were on fire."

Doctor Horse: "Right!"

Nurse Redheart: "We're ready!"

Doctor Horse: "Crew up!"

Nurse Redheart: "Let's go!"

Hoity Toity: "Spike! What do you think you're..."

Spike: "Sorry, sir. But this is an emergency!"

Changelings: "Oh dear. Go gently. Go gently."

Spike: "I hope this will teach you troublesome changelings a lesson."

Doctor Horse: "Have you got him at the front there, Nurse Redheart?"

Nurse Redheart: "Yes, Doctor Horse. Ready to lift."

Doctor Horse: "Me too. Let's go!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Whoa! Oh."

Doctor Horse: "You're alright. You're alright."

Nurse Redheart: "We've got you."

Narrator: "At last, Cranky was lifted safely onto the road. Hoity Toity had come to make sure everyone was okay."

Hoity Toity: "Well done, Spike! Now, I'd like you to take Cranky to the works. Do you know the way?"

Spike: "Yes, sir. I do, sir. It's where I was painted purple."

Hoity Toity: "That's right."

Everyone: "Hooray! Whoo-hoo!"

Narrator: "That night, the other animals were very happy to see Spike indeed."

Shining Armor: "Well done, Spike! Today, you really were the best animal."

Narrator: "Even Big Macintosh seemed impressed."

Filthy Rich: "What you did was terrific!"

Hoity Toity: "Really useful. That's what I'd say. Cranky shall have new hooves, a bit of repair here and there, and a new coat. And you, Spike, due to your unselfish, bravery and heroism, you have shown yourself worthy of having your own branch line."

Spike: (Gasps) "My own branch line?"

Filthy Rich: "Bravo!"

Shining Armor: "Congratulations, Spike!"

Big Macintosh: "But who will fetch our buffaloes for us, sir? Big animals are not meant to arrange."

Hoity Toity: "I don't know, Big Mac. Perhaps you'll have to fetch your own until I can get another small animal like Spike."

Big Macintosh: "But, but,"

Spike, Shining Armor and Filthy Rich: (Laugh)

The Ending
Narrator: "A few days later, a donkey came into the yard that Spike and Shining Armor had never seen before."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: (Clears throat)

Spike: "Cranky? Is that really you?"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Of course it is. How do you like my new coat?"

Spike: "Wow, Cranky. You look splendid!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I know. I'm ready for my fillies."

Apple Bloom: "We're Spike's fillies now, Cranky."

Sweetie Belle: "That's right. And he's got his very own branch line too."

Shining Armor: "Off to see the world now, Spike?"

Spike: "Yes, Shining Armor. I am."

Big Macintosh: (Snoring)

Spike: (Whistles)

Big Macintosh: "Ahh!"

Spike: "Wake up, lazybones! Really useful dragon coming through!"

Big Macintosh: "Oh, the indignity."

He's a really useful dragon, you know

Hoity Toity, well, he told him so

Now he's got a branch line

To call his very own

He's the really useful dragon we adore

He's the one, he's the one

He's the really useful dragon that we adore

He's the one, he's the number one

Spike the Dragon

Apple Strudel: "Oh! You must be the new number 1."

Spike: "I'm Spike."

Apple Strudel: "Well, look after the branch line, Spike. And wear that number with pride."

Spike: "Don't worry, Mr. Coffeepot Pony. I will! You can count on me."

Apple Strudel: "Uh, but, I'm not Mr. Coffeepot Pony. My name is Apple Strudel."

He's a really useful dragon, you know

Hoity Toity, well, he told him so

Now he's got a branch line

To call his very own

He's the really useful dragon we adore

He's the one, he's the one

He's the really useful dragon that we adore

He's the one, he's the number one

Spike the Dragon

Little dragon, he's always there

Whenever you need a hand

If you need help with a situation

Who comes into mind

He's the one, he's the one

He's the really useful dragon that we adore

He's the one, he's the number one

Spike the Dragon