Sesame Street nail polish/My Way (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Om Nom Nom! as Gonzo
 * I Love Trash as Kermit the Frog

Lyrics
(Main stage. I Love Trash enters to a fanfare.)

I Love Trash: Uh, well,m folks, as I've already told you, our master of culture and violence is moving on to other things. Uh, so let's give a big warm hand for this, his farewell appearance on The Muppet Show, Om Nom Nom! the Great.

(The curtain opens on an empty stage. Om Nom Nom! leans against an apple box and sings "My Way". Midway through the song, he breaks down crying.)

Om Nom Nom!: And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full I've traveled each and every highway But more, much more than this I did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried I've had my fill my share of losing And now, as tears subside I find it all so amusing To think I did all that And may I say - not in a shy way Oh no, oh no...

I Love Trash: Om Nom Nom!? Are you okay, Om Nom Nom!? It's just a song.

Om Nom Nom!: I know. It's not the song. I just don't want to go.

I Love Trash: Yeah, but you're going to go out and make movies.

Om Nom Nom!: (sigh) I want to go there. I just don't want to leave here.

I Love Trash: Well — you had a choice to make, Om Nom Nom!, and … and you made it, and it was a good choice.

Om Nom Nom!: I know.

I Love Trash: I don't like long goodbyes, Om Nom Nom!, so uh …

( I Love Trash reaches his hand out to shake Om Nom Nom!'s . Om Nom Nom! hugs I Love Trash .)

I Love Trash: Take care of yourself, Om Nom Nom!.

Om Nom Nom!: You, too. (sniffles)

I Love Trash: (to camera) Uh, we — we've had a little change of plans. Uh — I think we'd better just take a break.

(He exits with his arm around Om Nom Nom!'s shoulder.)