Muppets/When I Grow Up (from (from Sesame Street Live: When Elmo Grows Up)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch
 * Mean Mama as Grundgetta
 * Sam the Eagle as Bert
 * Rowlf the Dog as Ernie
 * Gonzo as Grover
 * Animal as Cookie Monster
 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
 * Janice as Zoe
 * Miss Piggy as Rosita
 * Dr. Teeth as Count von Count
 * Scooter as Telly Monster
 * Fozzie Bear as Baby Bear
 * Yolanda Rat as Prairie Dawn
 * Camilla the Chicken as Roxie Marie
 * Annie Sue Pig as Abby Cadabby
 * Beaker as Honker
 * Barbershop Cactus Quartet member as Saguaro Cactus

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog: I'm glad you're here because today, we're gonna do something special on Sesame Street. We're all trying to decide what we want to be when we grow up and we're gonna put on a pageant about it. A pageant, that's like a show.

Rizzo the Rat: Sit right there. Rizzo will bring Sesame Street to you.

Yolanda Rat: Come on, everybody. We have work to do. We have a pageant to put on.

Sam the Eagle: All right. All right.

Miss Piggy: Where's my hat?

Kermit the Frog: This is gonna be fun.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Yolanda Rat: Well, come on!

Miss Piggy: Oh, boy. I'm so excited.

Kermit the Frog: Everybody join in!

Sam the Eagle: I'm ready.

Yolanda Rat: Come on, everybody.

Annie Sue Pig: Let's get started. It's gonna be magic.

Yolanda Rat: Everybody sing!

Everyone: When I grow up, I wanna be so many different things. The world is a big mystery imagine anything when I grow up I wanna be part of this great family. Across the land, across the sea, when I grow up.

Annie Sue Pig: Oh, the skies are in my future, too. Twinkle on, a wish comes true. A fairy godmother I'll be when I grow up.

Sam the Eagle: How do I look, Rowlf? Huh? Huh?

Rowlf the Dog: You look great, Sam. I never knew you wanted to be a forest ranger.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah, well, I know, but uh, see, if I become a forest ranger, I get to wear this swell hat. (laughing)

Everyone: When I grow up, I wanna be so many different things. The world is a big mystery imagine anything when I grow up I wanna be part of this great family. Across the land, across the sea, when I grow up.

Rowlf the Dog: I would like to be a doctor, yes. And I could guess what ail you? I help you when you have the flu when I grow up. Yes, I would. (laughing)

Animal: Me be a farmer of the land and with me hands raise corn and wheat Me own the food that me eat when I grow up.

Everyone: When I grow up I wanna be part of this great family. Across the land, across the sea, when I grow up.

Kermit the Frog: Doctor.

Dr. Teeth: Lawyer.

Sam the Eagle: Butcher.

Rowlf the Dog: Baker.

Yolanda Rat: Auto maker.

Rizzo the Rat: Kitchen taker.

Miss Piggy: Preacher.

Gonzo: Tailor.

Animal: Taxi driver.

Yolanda Rat: Singer.

Sam the Eagle: Sailor.

Scooter: Scuba diver.

Rowlf the Dog: Pilot.

Sam the Eagle: Prancer.

Miss Piggy: Politician.

Gonzo: Dancer.

Scooter: Dentist.

Yolanda Rat: Dietitian.

Animal: Cook.

Miss Piggy: A chef.

Janice: A vet.

Scooter: A clown.

Everyone: People make the world go round. We're all one big family.

Yolanda Rat: Come on, everybody! All together for our big finish!

Everyone: When I grow up, I wanna be so many different things. The world is a big mystery imagine anything when I grow up I wanna be part of this great family. Across the land, across the sea, when I grow up. I wanna be part of this great family. Across the land, across the sea, when I grow up.