The Lex Luthor in the Hat (2003) part 9 - Cup Cake Maker Infomercial/Messing Up the Kitchen


 * Lex Luthor: See, kids, I told you.
 * Brainiac: Stick with me, it'll all work out.
 * Darksied: Oh, no! Ohh!
 * Metallo: Little-known fact... cats always land on their tushy.
 * Joker: I thought they always landed on their feet.
 * Livewire: Oh, sure, now you tell me.
 * Lex Luthor: Harrumph!
 * Toyman: So, kiddo, what do you want to for fun?
 * Harley Quinn: I wanna make cupcakes!
 * Lex Luthor: Cupcakes? Oh, yeah!
 * Doomsday: To the kitchen!
 * Bizarro: Let's go!
 * Parasite: Yeah!
 * Silver Banshee: Where did we go now?
 * Mxyptlk: Humbefloob Real Estate!
 * Kryptonite Man: Well, he works over there.
 * Zod: Hmm. I don't bother it.
 * Ursa: Hey, What are we going for?
 * Mongul: Hmm. I don't know.
 * Non: Maybe. It's the Humberfloob Real Estate!
 * Maxima: Sure. We don't let you to help.
 * Atomic Skull: But make sure he's away. Okay, gang.
 * Cyborg-Superman/Hank Henshaw: Now we'll go in.
 * Mr. Humberfloob: Hello, my friends.
 * Animals: Hello, Mr. Humberfloob.
 * Mr. Humberfloob: I wanna show you to my kitchen.
 * Announcer: Live from the kitchen,
 * the following is a paid commercial announcement for Astounding Products.
 * Cupcake Maker: Hi! Welcome to Astounding Products.
 * I'm your host, the guy in the sweater who asks all the obvious questions.
 * Now, here to tell us about his astounding poduct for making cupcakes,
 * all the way from Cheshire, England, please welcome...
 * Lex Luthor: Me! Hello!
 * Now... Hello! I'm so excited!
 * Do you love making cupcakes,
 * but hate all the hard cupcake work?
 * Cupcake Maker: I know I do!
 * Lex Luthor: Well, forget everything you know about making cupcakes...
 * and say hello...
 * to the amazing Kupkake-inator.
 * I'm so excited!
 * Cupcake Maker: Cupcake-a-what?
 * Lex Luthor and Audience: Kupkake-inator!
 * Lex Luthor: Oh, this amazing device can instantly make cupcakes...
 * out of anything that you have in the kitchen.
 * Cupcake Maker: Wait a minute. Did you say "anything"?
 * Lex Luthor: Anything.
 * Cupcake Maker: Anything?
 * Lex Luthor: Yes, anything.
 * Cupcake Maker: Anything?
 * Lex Luthor: Anything.
 * Cupcake Maker: Anything?
 * Lex Luthor: I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident.
 * Anything.
 * Now, take off the lid. You can put in, I don't know, a carton of eggs.
 * Cupcake Maker: What?
 * Lex Luthor: How about a pack of hot dogs?
 * Cupcake Maker: That's incredible!
 * Lex Luthor: Why not some ketchup?
 * Cupcake Maker: Yeah, why not?
 * Lex Luthor: How about... I know what you're thinkin'.
 * Even a fire extinguisher. There we go.
 * Mr. Humberfloob: Hmm?
 * Lex Luthor: Now, close the lid and Bob's your flippin' uncle!
 * Cupcake Maker: What and astounding product!
 * Lex Luthor: Oh, yeah!
 * Open the drawer,
 * Fill the patented Kupkake-inator tray,
 * Close the drawer,
 * Then place it in a conventional oven.
 * Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away.
 * Cupcake Maker: Did you just say "minutes away"?
 * Cupcake Maker and Audience: That's impossible!
 * Lex Luthor: You're not just wrong, you're stupid.
 * Cupcake Maker: Now, wait just a minute...
 * Lex Luthor: And you're ugly, just like your mom.
 * Cupcake Maker: Did you just call my mother ugly?
 * Lex Luthor: Shut up! I mean it! I will end you!
 * Harley Quinn: Um, Lex. Your tail.
 * Lex Luthor: What about it?
 * Oh, I see! I've chopped it off. That's interesting, because...
 * Son of a bi...
 * Look, I'm not saying we're going to Sue's house.
 * I'm just saying we have a case.
 * Brainiac: We'll talk to you later. Ixnay, ixnay.
 * Magical time-traveling elves: Hi.
 * Joker: Lex Luthor, is the oven supposed to be making that sound?
 * Huh?
 * Darksied: Of course. That means they're almost done, Joker.
 * Joker: Joker.
 * Metallo: That's what I said, Joker.
 * Joker: Lex Luthor!
 * Livewire: Now, that's my name!
 * Toyman: Yep!
 * Doomsday: They're done!
 * Joker: Oh, man!
 * Bizarro: There's nothing to worry about.
 * Parasite: I'm sure they still taste fine.
 * Silver Banshee: Yecch! They're horrible!
 * Mxyptlk: Who wants some?
 * Kryptonite Man: Come on, come on!
 * Zod: Oh... my... cod!
 * Ursa: Ohh!
 * Mongul: Aah!
 * Harley Quinn: Lex, you need to clean this mess up pronto.
 * Joker: We have a contract.
 * Non: All right, I'll try.
 * Harley Quinn: You don't try. You do.
 * Maxima: Yes, ma'am. Right away, ma'am.
 * Atomic Skull: I'll be right back.
 * Joker: Whoa!
 * Magical time-traveling elves: Hi. How are ya?
 * Delightful Children: Okay.
 * Cyborg-Superman/Hank Henshaw: Look. I'm a girl.
 * Harley Quinn: Stop! That's...
 * Joker and Harley Quinn: Mom's dress!
 * Lex Luthor: This filthy thing?
 * Harley Quinn: She was gonna wear that tonight, and you ruined it.
 * Lex Luthor: Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.
 * Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
 * Brainiac: I told you all this would happen!
 * But no one listens to a fish!
 * Lex Luthor: Oy.
 * Delightful Children: A dog goes "woof-woof" and everybody knows that little Timmy's trapped under a log.
 * Magical time-traveling elves: But a fish speaks in plain English...
 * Mrs. Kwan: All right, everyone, let's just take a deep breath and calm down.
 * You know who's gonna solve it? Me. I am.
 * I will personally take care of everything.
 * And I know just the guys to do it.