Gordon and The Gremlin and Other Thomas Adventures (2001) - Full Play

As shown on February 13, 2001, here is all of Gordon and The Gremlin and Other Thomas Adventures, with one Season 3 episode, two Season 4 episodes and four Season 5 episodes narrated by Alec Baldwin.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Percy
 * Duck
 * Skarloey
 * Sir Handel
 * Peter Sam
 * Rusty
 * George
 * Cranky
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Edward (does not speak)
 * Rheneas (does not speak)
 * Oliver (cameo)
 * Annie and Clarabel (cameo)
 * Toad (cameo)
 * Duncan (cameo)
 * Duke (cameo)
 * Bertie (cameo)
 * Butch (cameo)

Stories

 * 1) Gordon and The Gremlin
 * 2) Fish
 * 3) Something In The Air
 * 4) Steam Roller
 * 5) Bye George!
 * 6) A Scarf For Percy
 * 7) Snow

Opening Previews

 * 1) Anchor Bay Entertainment FBI Warning
 * 2) Anchor Bay Entertainment logo (1999-2003)
 * 3) Gullane Entertainment logo
 * 4) Britt Allcroft Presents logo
 * 5) Thomas and Friends Season 5 intro
 * 6) First few seconds of Gordon and The Gremlin

Closing Previews

 * 1) Last few seconds of Snow
 * 2) Thomas and Friends Season 5 outro
 * 3) Gullane Entertainment logo

Opening Credits

 * THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE & FRIENDS
 * Based on The Railway Series by The REV.W.AWDRY
 * Adaptation by BRITT ALLCROFT
 * GORDON AND THE GREMLIN
 * Storyteller ALEC BALDWIN
 * Directed by DAVID MITTON

Gordon and The Gremlin

 * Alec Baldwin: Early one morning, Gordon's fire would not light.
 * Firelighter: I don't know what's wrong.
 * Alec Baldwin: Sighed the firelighter.
 * Firelighter: There must be gremlins about.
 * Percy: What are gremlins?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked Percy.
 * Thomas: I've heard that they're little green men who play tricks.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Thomas.
 * Percy: Can we find one?
 * James: Pah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said James.
 * James: Gremlins don't exist. They're just an excuse when things go wrong.
 * Thomas: If firelighter says there are gremlins, there are.
 * James: Hah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Snorted James. Sir Topham Hatt had heard everything.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Silence!
 * Alec Baldwin: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I am expecting a VIP, a very important person today. She is heard that all my engines are really useful. Please prove it.
 * Engines: Yes sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: They all said.
 * Percy: As long as the gremlins let us.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What gremlins?
 * Percy: The ones in Gordon's fire, sir, that's why he's not ready yet.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'll see about that.
 * Alec Baldwin: Thundered Sir Topham Hatt and he did.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Gordon, I expect you'd be on your best behavior today. You are to pull the special coach for my special visitor. But no high speeds, please, she won't like that.
 * Alec Baldwin: Gordon was proud and pleased. He was waiting for his special coach when Percy puffed in with some freight cars.
 * Percy: What's the matter, Gordon, you're late.
 * Gordon: Driver says there's gremlins in the turntable.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Gordon.
 * Percy: They must be everywhere!
 * Alec Baldwin: Squeaked Percy. At last, the turntable was mended and Gordon puffed away with the special coach. He was soon working hard to make up for lost time. After he arrived at the station, Sir Topham Hatt became concerned.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Where's Thomas?
 * Alec Baldwin: He wondered.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: He's supposed to be bringing my visitor from the docks.
 * Gordon: Hah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed Gordon.
 * Gordon: Thomas isn't really useful is he's late.
 * Alec Baldwin: But it wasn't long before Thomas arrived.
 * Thomas: (pants) I'm sorry. (pants) A cow strayed on the line and we had to wait for the farmer to take her away. But driver says your visitor is here safe and sound.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Indeed she is.
 * Alec Baldwin: Smiled Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: How nice to see you.
 * Percy: Who is it?
 * Alec Baldwin: Whispered Percy.
 * Thomas: I don't know.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: But Sir Topham Hatt is certainly keen to please her. He's a arranged a special party for her.
 * Percy: She's got a dog as well.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Percy.
 * Dog: (barks)
 * Thomas' Driver: Come on, Thomas.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said the Driver.
 * Thomas' Driver: You need a drink.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Puffed Gordon.
 * Gordon: Thomas is just a lazy little engine. Sir Topham Hatt is expecting me to arrive on time. We're late because of Thomas.
 * Alec Baldwin: Gordon's driver decided to make up for lost time. Then, there was trouble.
 * Gordon's Driver: I think we better slow down. This is an old line it could make things uncomfortable for the VIP.
 * Alec Baldwin: And it did. She was taking a bath and the water was slopping all over the place.
 * Dowager Hatt: (groans)
 * Alec Baldwin: She cried. Gordon was very relieved to reach his final destination where Thomas was waiting to collect Sir Topham Hatt and his special visitor. He blew an extra long whistle. (Gordon's whistle tooting) This frightened the visitor's dog so much that he fled from the station and ran into a field where a bull was grazing.
 * Bull: (roaring)
 * Alec Baldwin: The bull frightened the little dog even more. He ran back again onto the platform and over the bridge.
 * Dog: (barking)
 * Alec Baldwin: He didn't stop until he jumped straight into Thomas' cab.
 * Dog: (barks)
 * Alec Baldwin: But he had a wonderful ride all the way to the docks.
 * Thomas' Fireman: What's the dog's name?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked the fireman.
 * Dowager Hatt: Well, after today's events, I think I'll rename him Gremlin.
 * Alec Baldwin: Sir Topham Hatt chuckled.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: In that case, I've met one at last. Ha ha.
 * Thomas: Excuse me, sir, but who is your very important visitor?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Why didn't I tell you? This lady is my mother and she agrees with me. You are indeed really useful engines and my mother of course is always right. (laughs)

Nameplates after Gordon and The Gremlin

 * James
 * Cranky
 * Henry
 * Thomas
 * Percy
 * Gordon
 * Caroline
 * Duck
 * Toby

Fish

 * Alec Baldwin: On starry nights when the moon is full and the air still, you can hear the sounds of faraway ships and distant laughter. They echoed over the hills and through the valleys, down calm canals and sleepy inlets. Every engine knows that these are the sounds that say the harbour is hard at work at the big station by the sea. One night, a special load of fish was ordered. Sir Topham Hatt decided that extra vans must be added to the train that the men called The Flying Kipper. The only vans available were old ones. They had not been used for a long time. Henry waited impatiently by the quayside as Duck shunted them into position. Thomas puffed by with the mail train.
 * Thomas: Hello, Duck. Going fishing? I'd take care if I were you.
 * Duck: Why?
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed Duck.
 * Thomas: Well for one thing...
 * Alec Baldwin: Puffed Thomas remembering his own experience.
 * Thomas: …if fish get into an engine's boiler they always cause trouble. And for another, fish can be awfully smelly. And I know what I'm talking about. Good night.
 * Alec Baldwin: Henry grunted dreadfully.
 * Henry's Driver: You'll just have to put up with it, Henry.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
 * Henry's Driver: At least the extra load will mean you can have another engine help us up Gordon's Hill.
 * (Henry puffs away)
 * Alec Baldwin: Meanwhile, Duck was waiting at Edward's station so that he could help the heavy train by pushing from behind. Henry made good progress. When he reached Edward's station, his driver stopped the train beyond the platform. Then Henry gave a special signal.
 * Henry: Peep, peep, peep, peep! I need help please!
 * Duck: Peep, peep!
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Duck.
 * Duck: I shan't be long.
 * Alec Baldwin: Duck buffered gently up to Henry's train. He was not coupled on. Henry would then be able to run on without stopping when they reached the top of the hill.
 * Duck: Ready!
 * Alec Baldwin: Whistled Duck and off they set. Soon they reached Gordon's Hill.
 * Henry: Push hard, push hard.
 * Alec Baldwin: Puffed Henry.
 * Duck: We're doing it, we're doing it.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Duck. Henry was pulling his train harder than he realized.
 * (The lamp from the fourth van comes off all of a sudden)
 * Alec Baldwin: Duck felt the weight on his buffers slacking. Then Duck noticed something else.
 * Duck: There's no sign of a tail lamp.
 * Alec Baldwin: He thought. He whistled, but there was no reply. Meanwhile Henry had noticed something too.
 * Henry: My train's getting heavier.
 * Alec Baldwin: He thought to himself.
 * Henry: I'm slowing down.
 * Alec Baldwin: Then there was trouble.
 * (Duck smashes into the vans, causing Henry to come to a stop)
 * Alec Baldwin: No one was hurt. But a strong smell of fish hung in the air. Next day, workmen found a broken tail lamp at the bottom of the hill. Sir Topham Hatt spoke kindly to Duck.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: The accident wasn't your fault. We should've checked that this tail lamp was fixed on properly. We'll soon have you in working order again.
 * Duck: Thank you, sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Duck sadly.
 * Duck: Thomas told me to be careful about fish. They got me in a right pickle, didn't they?

Nameplates after Fish

 * Thomas
 * Harold
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Percy
 * George
 * Lady Hatt
 * Bill
 * Ben
 * Stepney

Something In The Air

 * Alec Baldwin: One day, Thomas was at the quayside of a small village. Fish were being loaded into his cars. The work took a long time, the fishermen were using old equipment and Thomas was worried.
 * Thomas: I'm going to be late for Henry at the docks. He won't like this. Please hurry up.
 * Alec Baldwin: Thomas was rudely interrupted.
 * (The crate containing fish inside falls on top of Thomas)
 * Alec Baldwin: His driver and fireman laughed.
 * Thomas: Phew!
 * Alec Baldwin: Sniffed Thomas.
 * Thomas: What a pong!
 * Alec Baldwin: He was glad when they were speeding along the beautiful coastal run. Then, they saw a man waving a red flag.
 * Thomas: What's the matter now?
 * Man: High tides are damaging the track.
 * Alec Baldwin: Reported the man.
 * Man: I've marked the spot.
 * Thomas' Driver: We'll go and inspect.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said the Driver.
 * (Thomas heads for the damaged track)
 * Thomas' Driver: It would be dangerous for heavy engines like Henry.
 * Alec Baldwin: Agreed the driver.
 * Thomas' Driver: But for Thomas, it's safe enough.
 * Alec Baldwin: The guard left a red oil lamp by the damaged track to warn engines.
 * Guard: When we get to the docks, I'll tell them to close the line.
 * Alec Baldwin: Henry was waiting for Thomas' cars.
 * Henry: Pah! You're late and that smell is making me ill!
 * Thomas: It's the fish!
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: And there's danger on the rails. That's why we're late.
 * Henry: Hah! You're the only danger on the rails, Thomas. Now stop wasting time and get your cars hitched to my train.
 * Alec Baldwin: Thomas' driver and fireman were in the yard master's office when they heard Henry's whistle. He was steaming out of the station with his long heavy train called "The Flying Kipper".
 * Thomas' Driver: What route is Henry taking tonight?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked the Driver.
 * Yard Master: The coastal run. It's the quickest.
 * Thomas' Driver: But I told you!
 * Alec Baldwin: Gasped the driver.
 * Thomas' Driver: That's dangerous for a big engine like Henry!
 * Alec Baldwin: The yard master quickly phoned the signalman. Henry roared past the signalbox.
 * Henry: I'll soon make up for lost time.
 * Alec Baldwin: The signalman couldn't hear the warning. By the time he did, Henry was far away in a cloud of steam. But when Henry reached the coastal track, his hopes for a fast run were dashed. Fog floated everywhere.
 * Henry: I can't see!
 * Alec Baldwin: Cried Henry. Nor could his driver. And when he could, it was too late.
 * (Henry falls down into the deep water)
 * Alec Baldwin: As soon as the tide was high enough, Henry was craned out of the water.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Engines don't swim, Henry. You were meant to deliver fish not swim with them. You should know that by now.
 * Henry: Yes sir. I'm sorry sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: When Henry arrived at the docks, Cranky the Crane looked down on him.
 * Cranky: My, my, Henry. I expect you'll have some fishy tales to tell. But take my advice, have a long hosedown first.
 * Alec Baldwin: But there was worse to come.
 * Boy 1: Look! They've caught all this fish and a green whale too.
 * Boy 2: It's not a whale, it's a monster.
 * Alec Baldwin: Henry was most upset. Thomas now felt sorry for Henry.
 * Thomas: Come on. Your driver says it's time for a nice washdown. Then you'll feel much better.
 * Alec Baldwin: And Henry did.
 * Henry: I'm sorry I was rude to you, Thomas.
 * Thomas: That's all right. But can you smell something?
 * Henry: What?
 * Thomas: Fresh air.
 * Henry: Oh yes.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Henry happily.

Nameplates after Something In The Air

 * Toby
 * Thomas
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Percy
 * Skarloey
 * Harold
 * Rusty
 * Edward
 * Oliver

Steam Roller

 * Alec Baldwin: Sir Handel is very proud of his big, sturdy wheels. They have brought tires and whole wells to the rails. But they are unusual. One day, the other engines wouldn't stop teasing him.
 * Engines: Look at his steamroller wheels.
 * Alec Baldwin: They joked.
 * Sir Handel: Be quiet.
 * Alec Baldwin: Snorted Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: You're jealous.
 * Peter Sam: Don't worry.
 * Alec Baldwin: Soothed Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: The engines all teased me about my special funnel until they learned how useful it is.
 * Sir Handel: Did you hear that?
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: My wheels are special like Peter Sam's funnel. I can go faster than any of you.
 * Alec Baldwin: Skarloey had a plan to make Sir Handel see sense.
 * Skarloey: With your grand wheels, Sir Handel.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: You're just the engine to tackle George.
 * Sir Handel: Who's George?
 * Skarloey: That steamroller over there.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: Listen.
 * Alec Baldwin: The steamroller was making rude remarks about the engines.
 * George: Railways are no good. Turn them into roads. Pull them up, turn them into roads. Railways are no good. Turn them into roads. Pull them up, turn them into roads.
 * Sir Handel: Don't worry.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: Leave him to me. I'll send him packing. George will soon get a run for his money.
 * Alec Baldwin: Later that morning, George was at the level crossing.
 * George: Huh! You're Sir Handel, I suppose.
 * Alec Baldwin: Sir Handel was standing no nonsense.
 * Sir Handel: And you, I suppose, are George? Yes, I've heard of you.
 * George: And I've heard of you. You swank around with your steamroller wheels, pretending you're as good as me.
 * Sir Handel: Actually, I'm better. Goodbye.
 * Alec Baldwin: George chuffered on, fuming. Later that day, Sir Handel brought a special load down after the last train had gone. When he had reached the road he saw George travelling home. Sir Handel tried to attract his attention.
 * Sir Handel: Peep, peep, peep!
 * Alec Baldwin: George took no notice. There was barely room to pass. Sir Handel was cross.
 * Sir Handel: Get out of my way, you great clumsy road hog.
 * George: Huh! I don't move for imitation steamrollers.
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed George. They lumbered along as the insults continue. Then suddenly, there was trouble.
 * (George destroys Sir Handel's train)
 * Sir Handel: Aagh!
 * Alec Baldwin: Cried Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: That was your fault.
 * George: No it wasn't it was yours.
 * Alec Baldwin: Everyone was arguing about who was to blame.
 * Policeman: Hello, hello, hello.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said a policeman ominously.
 * Policeman: And what's going on here?
 * Alec Baldwin: This made everyone stop arguing. They set to work clearing up the mess instead. Next day, the workmen put up a fence between the road and the railway. Then they went away, taking George with him. Sir Handel thought he had made George go away. He talked of nothing but steamrollers.
 * Skarloey: Oh, dear.
 * Alec Baldwin: Whispered Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: He's worse than ever. I'm sorry my plan was no good.
 * Rusty: Never mind.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Rusty.
 * Rusty: We'll think of something else.
 * Alec Baldwin: But they had no need to do that. Some boys arrived instead. They pointed to the engine and cried...
 * Boy: Look! Here's Sir Handel. He tried to race a steamroller, but the steam roller nearly beat him.
 * Alec Baldwin: Sir Handel never mention steamrollers now.

Nameplates after Steam Roller

 * Percy
 * Thomas
 * Rusty
 * Gordon
 * Duncan
 * Henry
 * James
 * Duck
 * Bill and Ben
 * Stepney
 * Toby
 * Cranky

Bye George!

 * Alec Baldwin: One day, George the Steamroller was waiting for Percy to take him to a new workplace. George was being rude to Rheneas and Skarloey.
 * George: You're just worn out wheels on worn out rails!
 * Skarloey: You need rocks for your roads.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: And we're helping you.
 * George: I need to flatten little engines in the scrapyards.
 * Alec Baldwin: Retorted George. Then Percy arrived to take George away. He was still rebelling.
 * George: Railways are no good! Turn em into roads!
 * Alec Baldwin: The little engines were pleased to see him go. George grumbled all the way to the old branch line. He was going to turn it into a road. When they arrived, George was rude again.
 * George: Bumpy ride on rotten rails. I'm glad it's over.
 * Percy: So am I.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Percy.
 * George: Hah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed George. Percy was still fuming when he met Thomas.
 * Thomas: What's up, Percy?
 * Percy: It's George. He makes me feel down.
 * Thomas: Just ignore him.
 * Alec Baldwin: Puffed Thomas. George was now enjoying himself.
 * George: Ripping up rails!
 * Alec Baldwin: He chortled.
 * George: What a life. What did you think of this, Thomas?
 * Alec Baldwin: Thomas took no notice. George felt insulted.
 * George: You're a useless blue puffball!
 * Alec Baldwin: But Thomas didn't hear.
 * George: I'll show him who's boss!
 * Alec Baldwin: At last, the workmen reached the level crossing.
 * Workman: What shall we do here?
 * George: Tear it up, tarmacking
 * Alec Baldwin: Said George. So they did, but not properly, and George knew it. Later, Thomas was travelling home on the same line. He was pulling freight cars filled with vegetables. The signalman had forgotten to warn his driver about the crossing.
 * Thomas: That's nice. We don't need to stop.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Thomas happily.
 * Thomas' Driver: Yes we do.
 * Alec Baldwin: Called his driver. But it was too late.
 * (Thomas slides off the rails, rolls down a field and crashes into a barn)
 * Alec Baldwin: Next day, Percy told Gordon all about George.
 * Gordon: Hah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Snorted Gordon.
 * Gordon: You're just a small engine. That's why he's rude to you. He wouldn't dare cause me any trouble.
 * Alec Baldwin: George had been taken to some yards to work. Duck arrived with a train of empty freight cars. George was blocking his way and a car was stuck on the Main Line.
 * Duck: Let me through.
 * Alec Baldwin: Demanded Duck.
 * George: You'll just have to wait.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied George.
 * Duck: There's no time to wait. I must clear my freight cars from the Main Line to let Gordon through.
 * George: Then he'll have to wait too.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said George. Duck's driver went to complain to the stationmaster. But the signalman had set the signal to allow Gordon to speed through. His passengers with singing his praises and he was making express time.
 * Gordon: I'm the greatest. Just watch me flyby.
 * Alec Baldwin: He whistled long and loud as he approached the station. Suddenly, he saw a freight car on the line ahead.
 * Gordon: Get out of my way!
 * Alec Baldwin: But the freight car wouldn't move until Gordon forced it...
 * (Gordon sends a freight car flying into the air and it lands onto the ground)
 * Alec Baldwin: ...by accident. Gordon was worried that Sir Topham Hatt would be cross. He was but not with Gordon.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Who ever caused this disturbance will have me to answer to.
 * Alec Baldwin: And he did, a few days later.
 * Thomas: Look who's here.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Thomas. George had been found out by Sir Topham Hatt and punished. He looked miserable.
 * Percy: Now we'll get some peace and last.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Percy.
 * George: I wanna get rolling again. But I got to wait a whole week till I do.
 * Thomas: And then you'll be just as rude as ever. Eh, George?
 * George: I hope not. Don't you?

Nameplates after Bye George!

 * James
 * Cranky
 * Henry
 * Thomas
 * Percy
 * Gordon
 * Caroline
 * Duck
 * Toby

A Scarf For Percy

 * Alec Baldwin: It was a cold winter's morning on the Island of Sodor. It was a cold winter's morning on the Island of Sodor. The wind was bitter and the ground hard with frost. Thomas and Percy were cold and cross.
 * Thomas: All I want is a warm boiler.
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed﻿ Thomas.
 * Thomas: Firelighter knows that. He's late.
 * Percy: He's not late.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Percy.
 * Percy: This weather woke us up early.
 * Alec Baldwin: Gusts of wind swirled flakes of snow towards Thomas. Then they swooshed round Percy too.
 * Percy: Why don't we talk about something else?
 * Alec Baldwin: Shivered Percy.
 * Thomas: Yes, like how silly we'll look when our funnels turn into icicles.
 * Percy: That's not funny. Maybe we'll stop feeling cold if we talk about warm things, like sunshine and steam.
 * Thomas: And firelighters.
 * Alec Baldwin: Muttered Thomas.
 * Percy: Scarves!
 * Alec Baldwin: Continued Percy.
 * Thomas: Scarves?! That's what you need, Percy. A woolly scarf round your funnel.
 * Alec Baldwin: Thomas was only teasing, but Percy thought happily about scarves until the firelighter came. Sir Topham Hatt was enjoying hot porridge for breakfast. He was looking forward to taking important visitors on a tour of the railway, and had pressed his special trousers.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I shall put them in my trunk and change into them just before the photographs are taken.
 * Alec Baldwin: He said to his wife. Then he set off to catch his train. Percy was now working hard. His fire was burning nicely, and he had plenty of steam, but he still thought about scarves. He saw them everywhere he went.
 * Percy: My funnel's cold! My funnel's cold! I want a scarf! I want a scarf!
 * Henry: Rubbish Percy! Engines don't wear scarves.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Henry.
 * Percy: Engines with proper funnels do. You've only got a small one.
 * Alec Baldwin: Before Henry could answer, Percy puffed away. Henry snorted. He was looking forward to pulling the special train. It was time for the photographs. Everyone was excited. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting on the platform for his trousers. They were in a trunk amongst a big load of baggage. The porters were taking the baggage trolley across the line. They were walking backwards to see that nothing fell off. Percy was still being cheeky. His driver always shut off steam just outside the station. Percy wanted to surprise the coaches by coming in as quietly was he could. But the porters didn't hear him either.
 * (Percy smashes the trolley)
 * Alec Baldwin: Boxes and bags burst everywhere.
 * (Everyone watches all the objects go flying)
 * Percy: OH!
 * Alec Baldwin: Groaned Percy.
 * (The jam falls on Percy and everyone else)
 * Alec Baldwin: Sticky streams of jam trickled down Percy's face. A top hat hung on his lamp iron. Worst of all, a pair of trousers coiled lovingly round his funnel. Everyone was very angry. Sir Topham Hatt seized the top hat.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Mine! Percy, look at this!
 * Percy: Yes sir. I am sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: My best trousers too.
 * Percy: Yes sir. Please sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We must pay the passengers for their spoiled clothes, and my trousers are ruined. I hope this will teach you not to play tricks with the coaches.
 * Alec Baldwin: Percy went off to the yard. He felt very silly. On the way he met James.
 * James: Hello, Percy. So you found a scarf, eh? But legs go in trousers, not funnels!
 * Alec Baldwin: And he puffed off to tell Henry the news. That evening, Thomas and Percy were resting in the shed. Percy's driver has taken away the trousers and gave Percy a good rubdown.
 * Thomas: Firelighter's promised to come early tomorrow.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Thomas. Henry arrived. He'd enjoyed taking the visitors around and now he felt sorry for Percy too.
 * Henry: Driver says the weather will be warmer tomorrow. You won't need a scarf, Percy.
 * Percy: Certainly not!
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Percy.
 * Percy: Engines don't need scarves. Engines need warm boilers. Everyone knows that!

Nameplates after A Scarf For Percy

 * Thomas
 * Harold
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Percy
 * George
 * Lady Hatt
 * Bill
 * Ben
 * Stepney

Snow

 * Alec Baldwin: It was wintertime on the Island of Sodor. The snow covered fields and railway lines. All the engines were hard at work, except Percy.
 * Thomas: Come on, Percy, this is no time to have a rest.
 * Percy: I'm stuck.
 * Alec Baldwin: Moaned Percy.
 * Percy: And my funnel's freezing up. Driver's gone for help.
 * Thomas: Ha!
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed Thomas and went on his way. Later, Thomas had to help clear snow by a tunnel. But it was too deep and he got stuck. Thomas was very cross.
 * Thomas: Snow is nothing but trouble.
 * Alec Baldwin: He moaned. Rusty was close by.
 * Rusty: Driver says this winter is as bad as the worse winter of all.
 * Thomas: How worse?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked Thomas.
 * Rusty: I'll tell you.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Rusty and then the little engine did. Skarloey was working the line to the slate mine in the mountains. When the snow came, it was difficult to work. They used the snow as a double buffer zone to help stop cars skidding through the ravine. One day, Skarloey set off to the mine with some empty cars. Meanwhile, there was trouble at the mine. The winch that hauls the cars up and down wasn't working properly. Skarloey had reached the ravine. High above him were the mine yards.
 * Skarloey's Driver: That snow looks dangerous.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
 * Skarloey's Driver: The sound of your engine and the freight cars could cause an avalanche. I'll set off an emergency cap and see what happens.
 * Alec Baldwin: Skarloey watched as the driver prepared it. Then they ran over the cap.
 * (Bang!)
 * Alec Baldwin: The bang echoed around the gorge. Nothing happened.
 * Skarloey's Driver: Good.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
 * Skarloey's Driver: All's well. We'll have a cup of cocoa and then make our way.
 * Alec Baldwin: But high above them, all was not well. A long line of full cars was about be winched down the slope. They had just started their journey when some empty cars became derailed. The winch groaned.
 * Freight Cars: Break it, snap it.
 * Alec Baldwin: Shouted the freight cars and they did.
 * Freight Cars: On, on, faster, faster!
 * Alec Baldwin: They giggled.
 * Workman: The snowbank and buffers will stop them.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said a workman. But he was wrong. The freight cars plunged into the ravine. Skarloey and his driver heard the noise and looked up.
 * Skarloey's Driver: Avalanche!
 * Alec Baldwin: They cried.
 * (The avalanche starts to bury Skarloey completely)
 * Alec Baldwin: When the snow ploomed clear, there was no sign of Skarloey. He was buried deep inside the high drift blocking the ravine.
 * Rusty: And then came the funny part.
 * Thomas: What's the funny part about an avalanche?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked Thomas.
 * Rusty: Well...
 * Alec Baldwin: No one knew that the heat from Skarloey's engine had helped to make an igloo.
 * Man #1: It's a snowball.
 * Man #2: It's a snow house.
 * Man #3: It's an engine!
 * Alec Baldwin: They cleared away the ice only to find Skarloey's driver and fireman drinking hot cocoa as if nothing had happened.
 * Thomas: Lucky for him. But it just goes to show you can't trust freight cars.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Thomas.
 * Rusty: Or snow.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Rusty. The men had just cleared the snow away from him when Gordon puffed by with his machine.
 * Gordon: Hey look out, there's snow about.
 * Alec Baldwin: He stopped by the tunnel and wheeshed loudly. Then it happened.
 * Gordon: Oh no.
 * (The avalanche falls on top of Gordon, completely burying him)
 * Gordon: Help!
 * Alec Baldwin: Cried Gordon.
 * Thomas: If Skarloey survived the snowfall, surely a big proud engine like you can do the same.
 * Alec Baldwin: Chuckled Thomas.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Moaned Gordon from within and then fell as silent as the snow.