Muppet lip balm/Halfway Down the Stairs (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Kermit's Green Keen Apple as Robin the Frog

Lyrics
Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Halfway down the stairs Is a stair where I sit There isn't any other stair Quite like it I'm not at the bottom I'm not at the top So this is the stair Where I always stop

Halfway up the stairs Isn't up and isn't down It isn't in the nursery It isn't in the town And all sorts of funny thoughts Run 'round my head It isn't really anywhere It's somewhere else instead

Halfway down the stairs Is a stair where I sit There isn't any other stair Quite like it I'm not at the bottom I'm not at the top So this is the stair Where I always stop