Christopher Robin Throws a Tantrum

Transcript

 * Narrator: One day Christopher Robin and his parents went to the video store to buy some video games, but when Christopher Robin saw a 1994 Beauty and the Beast for Super Nintendo, it happened.
 * Christopher Robin: WOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!! LOOK AT ALL THOSE SUPER NINTENDO GAMES!! May I have that Beauty and the Beast for Super Nintendo?? Pleease?!?!?
 * Nani: No, Christopher! You already have so many Super Nintendos at home!
 * Cobra Bubbles: And by the way, that video costs money. And it's a phony!
 * Christopher Robin: BUT, I.....WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! I WANT THAT BEAUTY AND THE BEAST FOR SUPER NINTENDO NOW!!!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!!! Waaaaah!!!!!
 * Nani and Cobra Bubbles: Christopher, STOP!
 * Christopher Robin: NEVER I WILL NOT BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 * Narrator: And that was that, Christopher Robin was sent to his dark room for punishment and got grounded.
 * Christopher Robin: NOW IT'S TOO LATE TO BUY THAT BEAUTY AND THE BEAST FROM SUPER NINTENDO!!!!!!!!
 * Narrator: The next day, Christopher Robin and his parents went to the another video games with lots of retired Super nintendo games, and after Christopher Robin saw a Metal Gear Solid by Playstation.
 * Christopher Robin: OH MY GOD!!!!!! LOOK AT ALL THESE!!!!!!! I WANT THAT METAL GEAR SOLID ON PLAYSTATION!! Pleeeaase!!!!!!
 * Nani: No, Christopher Robin. You have so many video games at home you don't even play with!
 * Cobra Bubbles: And it's a phony! Those trains cost money.
 * Christopher Robin: BWAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! BUT I WANT THAT METAL GEAR SOLID ON PLAYSTATION!!!!! NOW!!!! NOW!!!! NOW!!!!!! Waaahahhahahhahhah!!!!!!!!
 * Cobra Bubbles and Nani: ALL YOU REALLY WANT IS A SPANKING WHEN WE GET HOME!!!!!!
 * Christopher Robin: WAAAAAAAH!!!!! NO!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
 * Narrator: And then all the kids started laughing at Christopher Robin which really pissed him off.
 * (Loud Crash is heard)
 * Narrator: Then Nani and Cobra Bubbles and all the other kids ran away because Beast, Lumiere, and Cogsworth came into the toy store.
 * Lumiere: Hey! What're you doing at the video games store?!
 * Beast: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, CHRISTOPHER!!
 * Christopher Robin: Stop! I'm not supposed to be trapped in this stupid wasteland of video game!?!
 * Cogsworth: We can play with you, but if you fall into that ravine, I am now your enemy.
 * Narrator: Later, Lumiere, Cogsworth and Beast were ready to show Christopher Robin their plan.
 * Cogsworth: Everyone, we must destroy Christopher Robin and turn him into a real boy. NO EXPECTIONS!
 * Lumiere: Ready, set.....................................
 * Beast:.................GO!
 * Narrator: Beast pushed the others at full speed toward Christopher Robin toward a big pit of leaves, and it was covered in thick, creamy, mud.
 * Cogsworth: Retreat!
 * Christopher Robin: Oh, no! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!
 * Narrator: A loud scream escaped from Christopher Robin, as he rocketed down into the pit. Finally, his voice was cut short when he hit the leaves & mud. His body popped off, and a big splash waved right toward the gang.
 * Beast: YAY!!!!!!! We done it! Now we just need to give Christopher Robin a shot and we'll put him in jail.
 * (Christopher Robin's body appears & he is complete)
 * Christopher Robin: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't give me a shot! It'll hurt!
 * Cogsworth: Too late, Christopher! (laughs)
 * (Christopher Robin gets pinched by the needle, scene zooms in onto a TV screen)
 * News Reporters: CUT! Not perfect. Anyways, Christopher Robin threw tantrums after he turned into a real boy and when he was given his first shot ever, it was a perfect shot for one bad boy!
 * Christopher Robin: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get! Me! Out!
 * Newspaper Man: Bad Boy!
 * Christopher Robin: I! WANT!! TO!!! GO!!!! HOME!!!!!
 * (Gaston freezes SpongeBob)
 * Gaston: Now, YOU'RE SUSPENDED FROM WORKING AT THE ACRE-WOOD!!!!!!!!!!
 * Christopher Robin: How can I stay here for?
 * Gaston: 26 days. Goodbye.