How Alex Hunka Stole Christmas

Every People Down in Vokoazu Union liked Christmas a lot. . . But Alex Hunka, Who live in the house of Vokoazu Union, Did NOT!

Alex Hunka hated Christmas, The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his heart was top sizes too small.

But, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood there on Christmas Eve hating all of the people of Vokoazu Union,

Staring down from his cave with a sour, Hunkaey Frown at the warm lighted windows below in their town,

For he knew every people