Buzz Buzz/Flash Sentry Goes Buzz Buzz

Buzz Buzz, re-titled Flash Sentry Goes Buzz Buzz for American audience, is the seventeenth episode of the third season of Cheese Sandwich the Earth Pony and Friends and the sixty-ninth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Buzz Buzz/James Goes Buzz Buzz.

Cast

 * Flash Sentry as James
 * Braeburn as Duck
 * Fancy Pants as BoCo
 * Angel as Trevor
 * The Vicar of Wellsworth
 * Diamond Tiara as Bill (does not speak)
 * Silver Spoon as Ben (does not speak)
 * Cheese Sandwich as Thomas (cameo)
 * Goldie Delicious as Mrs. Kyndley (cameo)
 * Shining Armor as Edward (mentioned)
 * Everyone else as themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Angel the rabbit was enjoying his work in the vicarage orchard. Birds were singing, and apples were ripening on the trees. It was a lovely day."

Flash Sentry: "Hello, Angel."

Narrator: "Said Flash."

Flash Sentry: "You look as bright and cheerful as my brown fur."

Angel: "Oh, I am."

Narrator: "Replied Angel."

Flash Sentry: "What's that noise?"

Angel: "It's the bees."

Narrator: "Laughed Angel."

Angel: "They're all in these boxy things called beehives. I'm taking them to the station. The vicar says his bees make good honey, and he's giving some of them to his friends."

Narrator: "Just then, Fancy Pants the Unicorn hummed in."

Fancy Pants: "Take care, you two. Don't make the bees angry. They might sting you."

Narrator: "Flash didn't like being told what to do by a celebrity pony, and he buzzed away."

Fancy Pants: "Goodbye, Angel."

Narrator: "Called Fancy Pants, and set off to see Braeburn at the next station.

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, the unicorns, were busy arranging changelings, but they scampered off when they saw Fancy Pants."

Fancy Pants: "I remember the first time I met those two."

Narrator: "Laughed Fancy Pants."

Fancy Pants: "They nearly made my eyes pop out. Shining Armor soon put a stop to their games."

Braeburn: "Shining Armor is the only one who can keep Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon in order."

Narrator: "Chuckled Braeburn."

Braeburn: "I sometimes call them 'The Bees'."

Fancy Pants: "A good name."

Narrator: "Replied Fancy Pants."

Filthy Rich: "They're terrors when they start buzzing around."

Narrator: "Flash bustled in."

Flash Sentry: "What's that, Braeburn? Are you afraid of bees? They're only insects, after all, so don't let that buzzbox pony tell you different."

Braeburn: "His name is Fancy Pants, and he didn't. We..."

Flash Sentry: "I wouldn't care if hundreds were swarming around. I'd just blow at them and make them buzz off."

Braeburn: "Buzz buzz buzz."

Narrator: "Retorted Braeburn.

The next morning, Flash arrived at the station to collect his buffaloes. The passengers were excited, and keen to get on board. The platform was crowded, and the porter was in a hurry."

The Porter: "Mind your backs."

Narrator: "He shouted.

Then, there was trouble. The beehive fell and broke open.

The station cleared like magic.

Flash heard a familiar buzzing. The bees were too cold to be cross, so they buzzed around his fireman, hoping he'd mend their hive, but he didn't understand, nor did his driver, so the bees turned to Flash. His body was nice and warm."

Flash Sentry: "Buzz off! Buzz off!"

Narrator: "Hissed Flash.

One bee burnt his foot."

Bee: "Ooh, aah, ooh! ooh!"

Narrator: "The bee thought Flash burnt him on purpose.

So it stung Flash right back on the nose."

Flash Sentry: "EEEE!"

Narrator: "Whistled Flash. He had had enough. So had his fireman and driver.

They didn't notice till too late that they had left all of their buffaloes behind. They tried everything to get rid of the bees.

First, they spun around on the turntable, but to no avail.

They tried washing them off, but the bees clung harder to Flash's warm body.

Then they tried smoking them off by going through a long tunnel, but still, the bees wouldn't go away."

Flash's Driver: "It's no good, Flash."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Flash's Driver: "We'll just have to go back to the orchard, and fetch another hive."

Narrator: "Flash's reply was drowned by the sound of buzzing.

The vicar was waiting anxiously for Flash.

When he arrived, the bees swarmed straight into their new home."

Flash's Driver: "Come on, Flash."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Flash's Driver: "What you need now is a good hose-down."

Narrator: "Later that day, Flash was resting in his house, when the vicar came to see him."

The Vicar: "Thank you for saving my bees."

Narrator: "He said."

The Vicar: "It's a pity it's not Christmas; then we could call you Flash the Red-Nosed Pegasus Pony."

Narrator: "Everyone laughed, even Flash. But instead, they decided to call Flash "The Bee's Knees", which means they thought he was more useful than ever."