The League of Pastry-Girls Part Three

Transcript

 * Painter Carrot: What?
 * Woman on Voice: The police man is behind the billboard.
 * (Policeman holds a box. He opens it and three pirates stand in.)
 * Police Chief: Come on, you guys. (Sings first lines of Pirates who don't do anything song)
 * Painter Carrot: It's kinda weird though that a man would say he wants to stay home and lie around. I have dinner to go to.
 * Simon Narrating: It was too late. Buccaneer Larry caught the painter carrot.
 * Buccaneer Larry: You're coming with me.
 * Police Chief: (spits out coffee) What'cha doing!?! You're ruining the billboard, Miss Shortcake!!!!
 * Simon Narrating: Buccaneer Larry threw the painter carrot into the slammer. I wonder what (Cut to ship hold) Strawberry is up to...
 * (Strawberry throws down a bag and sits down on a bench)
 * Simon Narrating: That was a very silly surprise. The bag just talked. She threw the bag onto a barrel, and out came... peas!?!
 * Guy with Black Hat: Allow us to introduce ourselves. I am Jude, the smartest one.
 * Karen: I am Karen, the awesomst one.
 * Reuben: And I am Reuben, the chubbiest.
 * Strawberry: Nice to meet ya. Now, where is this ship going?
 * Jude: Tarship.
 * Karen: One time, our uncles were tortured by the city official.
 * Reuben: That's surprising.
 * Karen: i know that.
 * (Strawberry groans)
 * Karen: What's wrong there?
 * Jude: There is a man in that palace. A beautiful young leek? He is waiting there for you.
 * Karen: Would that be either Alvin, Simon or Theodore?
 * Reuben: No, it had something to do with his body shaped like a dog.
 * Jude: You were promised to be married, but your life is now in the way.
 * Karen: The man's mother is the head of an international league of bandits.
 * Jude: So, this day, you sail there and break the back of them which will break the heart of that guy.
 * Karen: Sweet dreams. We can make our plans to do it tomorrow.
 * (White limbo. Strawberry walks across. Everything is mysterious.)
 * Strawberry: Yes. Which way is Tarship.
 * Ticket Man: (Croaking) Right this way. You can't miss it.
 * Strawberry: Thanks.
 * (Dream ends)
 * Ginger Snap: C'mon wake up! We're in a storm like I've never seen before. If we don't do something quick, we're gonna sink!
 * Mr. Malab: (scoffs) Didn't I at least tell you to get off my ship, you lousy leaf-eaters!
 * Karen: Yes, but you see; we're gonna break the back of those bandits. I love crimefighting.
 * Mr. Malab: If it ain't for this, I'll make you walk the plank! We're gonna be fish food if I don't get help.
 * Jude: How do you feel about an indoor pool?
 * Ginger Snap: Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here.
 * Simon Narrating: So we casted lots and it fell on the captain.
 * Mr. Malab: So she got on here. I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea.
 * Ginger Snap: Not so fast. I suggest we use a boat motor.
 * (Ginger cranks the motor up and it slides to the side of the boat)
 * Simon Narrating: Then he was pushed into the ocean and the seas were calm again. (A group faint) We tried to pull him back on board. A shark then swallowed him whole. (The group cry)
 * Strawberrry: Yee-haw!
 * (Cut to belly of shark)
 * Simon Narrating: The captain pouted. Then angels came and comforted him.
 * (Cut back to boat)
 * (A montage of silly attempts of going to the light factory palace shows up)
 * Simon Narrating: Then we all knew something strange happening. The shark spit out the captain.
 * Blueberry Muffin: You were, you were...
 * Rainbow Sherbert: Fish food.
 * Simon Narrating: Strawberry dramatically tells everyone about the truth of the Marigolds. We arrived at the palace.
 * Cockney Guard: Who goes there?
 * Simon: I am Simon.
 * Cockney Guard: You're not from here!
 * Alvin: We're from...
 * Cockney Guards: You're strangers!
 * (They arrive in the palace)
 * Alvin: Welcome back.
 * City Official: Arrest them...again!
 * Alvin: Oh no. Not again.
 * (WHACK!)

In Closing...
Stay tuned for part four.