Mr. Oldman Sketch 9

This is Mr. Oldman Sketch #9 from Season 3 of The Amanda Show.

Transcript

 * (Redhead sits on the couch, then picks up the phone and starts dialing)
 * (Mr. Oldman's phone rings)
 * Mr. Oldman: Uh, children are like worse than talk too much! (picks up the phone and answers) Hello?
 * Redhead: Yeah, this is uh, Moofin Doofin Wrecking Company.
 * Mr. Oldman: Well, hello, Moofina Doofina Wrecking Companyee.
 * Redhead: Uh, what time do you want us to tear down your house?
 * Mr. Oldman: Tear down my house?
 * Redhead: Okay, we'll tear down your house at 4:00.
 * Mr. Oldman: But wait, it's 4:00 now!
 * Redhead: Uh-oh. Then you better duck.
 * Mr. Oldman: I... no! (gets down, then stands back up again) I duckened, but my house is still astandin'.
 * Redhead: Then scream!
 * Mr. Oldman: No, I don't wanna... Ohh, ahhhhhh! (wiggles his body) Did I scream nice?
 * Redhead: Yes, sir, Mr. Wiggleston.
 * Mr. Oldman: Woah, pony. I'm no Mr. Wigglest-ton-st-ston-st-ston. My name is Mr. Oldman. I think you have the wrong number.
 * Redhead: Do you have any last words, sir?
 * Mr. Oldman: Why? Am I doomed?
 * Redhead: Take off your shoe!
 * Mr. Oldman: But I don't wanna take off my sh-- all right. (takes his slipper off) My shoe is off. Now what?
 * Redhead: Put your shoe in your pants, sir.
 * Mr. Oldman: But that seems inappropriate.
 * Redhead: Put it!
 * Mr. Oldman: All right! (struggles to put his slipper down in his pants) It fits.
 * Redhead: Are you pretty, sir?
 * Mr. Oldman: Well, uh, people do tell me I have a certain girlish charm, but... you have the wrong number! (Redhead makes funny faces) There's a shoe in my pants! Hello? Ya have the wrong number!