Discord's Special Delivery and Other Adventures

Discord's Special Delivery and Other Adventures is a My Little Pony/Thomas parody of the fan-made Thomas and Friends US video, Diesel's Special Delivery and Other Adventures. It features two first season episodes, one second season episode, one fourth season episode, one seventh season episode and one fourteenth season episode of Spike the Dragon and Friends narrated by Ringo Starr, George Carlin and Michael Brandon, and a song.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Shining Armor as Edward
 * Big Macintosh as Henry
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Braeburn as Toby
 * Snips as Bill
 * Snails as Ben
 * Pinkie Pie as Rosie
 * Discord as Diesel
 * Filthy Rich as BoCo
 * Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey
 * Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas
 * Hamm (from Toy Story) as Sir Handel
 * Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam
 * Apple Bloom as Annie
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel
 * Buffaloes as The Coaches
 * Changelings as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Featherweight as Terence (does not speak)
 * Mr. Potato Head (from Toy Story) as Duncan (cameo)
 * Angel as Bertie (cameo)
 * Scootaloo as Henrietta (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) Discord's Special Delivery
 * 2) Spike Gets Tricked
 * 3) Spike's Christmas Party
 * 4) The Rich Ponysel
 * 5) A Bad Day For Hamm
 * 6) The Old Iron Bridge

Song

 * Rules and Regulations

Discord's Special Delivery
Narrator: "It was market day in Ponyville. All the animals were busy chuffing and puffing taking changelings with fruit and vegetables to market.

Discord wasn't going to market. He had to take slates to the school. The school roof was broken, and it was going to rain. The roof needed the slates to be fixed.

Discord clanked through Sugar Cube Corner. Cranky was there. Children were clapping and cheering. Cranky felt very proud."

Boy 1: "You're the best!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I have been clapped and cheered all morning. I have a very special special."

Narrator: "Discord was puzzled."

Discord: "What's so special about your special?"

Children: (Laughing)

Narrator: "Then Discord saw that Cranky was taking pretty, round, pink piglets to Farmer Trotter's farm."

Children: "Aww."

Discord: "I never have pretty pink piglets to deliver. I am never clapped and cheered."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "That's because you are a draconequus.

Special coming through!"

Narrator: "And Cranky walked proudly away from Sugar Cube Corner.

Discord clattered off. You wanted to follow Cranky. He wanted to be clapped and cheered.

Then, along the path, Discord saw Spike. Spike was puffing to market. He had a changeling with round, shiny apples."

Discord: "Where are you going with those apples, Spike?"

Spike: "I'm taking them to market. I must hurry. I have a busy day."

Narrator: "Then Discord had an idea."

Discord: "Those apples are just as pretty as Cranky's piglets. If I take them, I will be clapped and cheered, just like Cranky."

Narrator: "So Discord oiled next to Spike."

Discord: "I'm not busy today. I can take you apples to market."

Narrator: "Spike was surprised."

Spike: "Thank you, Discord."

Narrator: "So, Discord left his slate in a siding. He was given Spike's changeling with round, shiny apples, and hurried to be cheered and clapped, just like Cranky.

Discord found Cranky at the spa. Children were nearby. They were clapping and cheering Cranky and his piglets."

Boy 2: "Brilliant!"

Children: "You're the best!"

Narrator: "Nobody cheered and clapped Discord and his round, shiny apples. Discord was upset."

Discord: "I thought my apples were just as pretty as Cranky's piglets."

Children: "Good bye."

Discord: "I will find something else that is sure to be cheered and clapped."

Narrator: "Discord clanked and clattered away.

Then Discord saw Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie was with a changeling with pretty, bright flowers."

Discord: "Where are going with those flowers, Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie: "I'm taking them to market. I must hurry. I'm very busy."

Narrator: "Then Discord had another idea."

Discord: "Those flowers are as pretty as Cranky's piglets. If I pull those flowers, I will be clapped and cheered just like Cranky. I'm not busy today, Pinkie. I will take your flowers to market."

Narrator: "Pinkie was surprised."

Pinkie Pie: "Thank you, Discord."

Narrator: "Discord was given Pinkie's pretty, bright flowers. Discord felt very happy.

Soon, Discord saw Cranky at the station. Children were cheering and clapping. Discord oiled to a stop with his apples and flowers. No one cheered and clapped. Discord was upset."

Discord: "I thought my apples and flowers were just as pretty as Cranky's piglets, but no one is cheering or clapping."

Narrator: "Cranky puffed proudly away. Discord clunked crossly to market.

Discord clattered back from market. He passed Farmer Trotter's farm. There was Cranky's wagon of pretty pink piglets. Then Discord had a very special idea."

Discord: "If I take Cranky's piglets to the schoolchildren, they are sure to clap and cheer."

Narrator: "So Discord walked up to the piglets' wagon, and he hooted happily away as fast as his feet could rattle.

Narrator: "Discord arrived at the school. He saw children standing outside."

Discord: "Rattling feet! They are sure to clap and cheer me now."

Narrator: "But the children didn't clap, and they didn't cheer. The children were wet, and they were worried."

Discord: "Trembling path! The children don't want to see pretty pink piglets. They want a new roof for their school."

Narrator: "Then there was trouble. Hoity Toity arrived with Spike. He was cross."

Hoity Toity: "Discord, what are you doing with Cranky's piglets? And where is the slate for the school roof?"

Narrator: "Discord felt terrible."

Discord: "I'm sorry, sir. I have been very silly. I brought the piglets to show to the children because I wanted to be clapped and cheered. But now I see that the children don't want pretty pink piglets. They want a new roof for their school."

Hoity Toity: "That's right, Discord! You must put this right, now!"

Narrator: "Discord clattered away. He wanted the children to be happy.

Discord rattled and race. He had forgotten all about being clapped and cheered. He only wanted to be really useful."

Discord: "I must get back to the school with the slate before it rains again."

Narrator: "Discord arrived at Farmer Trotter's farm."

Discord: "I'm sorry, Farmer Trotter. I took your piglets to show to the children. I wanted to be clapped and cheered like Cranky. But now I know I should have taken the slate to the school. That was much more important."

Narrator: "Farmer Trotter was happy to have his piglets back, and Discord was happy to hurry to pick up the slate.

Soon, Discord was racing back to the school as fast as his feet could run.

Discord wheezed into the school. The children were still waiting."

Discord: "Don't worry, children. Here are the slates for your roof."

Narrator: "The children clapped and cheered."

Children: "Yeah!

Hooray for Discord! Now we won't be wet. Hip, hip, hooray for Discord!

Hip, hip, hooray for Discord!

Now we won't be wet."

Narrator: "Discord heard the children cheer. He saw them clap."

Discord: "I have never been happier!"

Spike Gets Tricked
Narrator: "Spike is a dragon who lives in a library in Ponyville. He's a cheeky little dragon, with two small feet, a short, stumpy tail, two short arms, and some green scales.

He's a fussy little dragon, too. Always bringing buffaloes about, ready for the bigger animals to take on long journeys.

And when animals come in, he brings the buffaloes back home so that the animals can go and rest.

Spike thinks no animal works as hard as he does. He loves playing tricks on them, including Chief Thunderhooves, the biggest and proudest buffalo of them all. Spike likes whistling rudely at him."

Spike: "Wake up, lazy bones! Why don't you work hard, like me?"

Narrator: "One day, after taking the buffaloes on a journey, Chief Thunderhooves arrived back at the field, very tired. He was just going to sleep when Spike came up in his cheeky way.

Spike: "Wake up, lazy bones, do some hard work for a change!" You can't catch me!"

Narrator: "And off he ran, laughing.

Instead of going to sleep again, Chief Thunderhooves thought how he could get back at Spike.

One Morning, Spike wouldn't wake up. His driver and fireman couldn't make him start. His stamina was low and there was not enough strength. It was nearly time for the express. People were waiting, but the buffaloes weren't ready.

At last, Spike started."

Spike: "Oh, dear, oh, dear!"

Narrator: "He yawned.

He fussed into the station, where Chief Thunderhooves was waiting."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Hurry up, you."

Narrator: "Said the Chief."

Spike: "Hurry yourself!"

Narrator: "Replied Spike.

Chief Thunderhooves, the proud buffalo, began making his plan to teach Spike a lesson for teasing him."

Narrator: "Almost before the buffaloes stopped moving, Chief Thunderhooves reversed quickly and held the first one's hoof."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Get in quickly, please."

Narrator: "He whistled.

Spike usually pushed behind the buffaloes to help them start, but they always let go of him first. This time, Chief Thunderhooves started so quickly, they forgot to let go of Spike. Chief Thunderhooves' chance had come."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Come on, come on,"

Narrator: "Puffed Chief Thunderhooves to the buffaloes.

The line went faster and faster. Too fast for Spike. He wanted to stop, but he couldn't!"

Spike: "Hey, hey! Stop, stop!"

Chief Thunderhooves: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Narrator: "Laughed Chief Thunderhooves."

Buffaloes: "You can't get away, you can't get away!"

Narrator: "Laughed the buffaloes.

Poor Spike was going faster than he had ever gone before. He was out of breath, and his feet hurt him, but he had to go on."

Spike: "I shall never be the same again."

Narrator: "He thought sadly."

Spike: "My feet will be quite worn out."

Narrator: "At last, they stopped at a station.

Spike let go, and he felt very silly and exhausted.

Next, he sat on a turntable, thinking of everyone laughing at him.

And then he ran onto a path, out of the way."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Well, little Spike,"

Narrator: "Chuckled Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Now you know what hard work means, don't you?"

Narrator: "Poor Spike couldn't answer. He had no breath. He just puffed slowly away to rest, and had a long, long drink."

Spike: "Maybe I don't have to tease Chief Thunderhooves to feel important."

Narrator: "Spike thought to himself. And he walked slowly home."

Spike's Christmas Party
Narrator: "It was Christmas in Ponyville. All the animals were working hard. Spike and Braeburn were busy carrying people and parcels up and down the branch paths. Everyone was happy.

Only the fillies, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were complaining."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "It's always the same before Christmas."

Narrator: "They groaned."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "We feel so full, we feel so full."

Spike: "Oh, come on!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Where's your festive spirit? Christmas day is almost here."

Narrator: "By the side of the path was a little cottage with a familiar figure waving to them."

Spike: "It's Goldie Delicious!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Happy Christmas!"

Narrator: "Spike always felt better for seeing her."

Spike: "Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without Goldie Delicious."

Narrator: "When work was over, Spike went to see the other animals. All their fur had been cleaned."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Hah!"

Narrator: "Said Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Just look at us. Your driver will have to work fast to get you as smart as us."

Spike: "Never mind that."

Narrator: "Replied Spike."

Spike: "I've something important to say. Do you realize it's been a whole year since Goldie Delicious saved us from a nasty accident?

You remember when she was ill in bed and,"

Shining Armor: "Yes, of course."

Narrator: "Interrupted Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "You told us how she waved her red dressing gown out of her window to warn you about a landslide ahead."

Pipsqueak: "And you and Braeburn gave her presents."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak joined in."

Pipsqueak: "And Hoity Toity sent her to Bournemouth to get better."

Cranky Doodle Donkey and Big Macintosh: "But,"

Narrator: "Said Cranky and Big Mac together."

Cranky Doodle Donkey and Big Macintosh: "The rest of us have never thanked her properly."

Spike: "Exactly."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "So now I think we should all give her a special Christmas party."

Narrator: "Everyone was getting very excited and the drivers felt sure that Hoity Toity would agree, as indeed he did. The animals were all busy making plans when silence fell.

Hoity Toity had bad news."

Hoity Toity: "The weather's changed badly. Goldie Delicious is snowed up. Braeburn says he'll help to rescue her. You must help too, Spike. There's no party unless you do."

Narrator: "Spike hated snow, but he said bravely."

Spike: "I'll try, sir. We must rescue her, we must."

Hoity Toity: "There's a good dragon. You and Braeburn will manage splendidly."

Narrator: "Spike charged the snowdrifts fiercely. Sometimes he swept them aside, sometimes they stuck fast and the men had to loosen them.

But at the cutting near the cottage, they could go no further."

Spike's Fireman: "Look at that!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Spike's fireman."

Spike: "Here we are!"

Narrator: "Whistled Spike. An answering wave came from an upstairs window.

Then they heard a familiar sound."

Spike: "That's Featherweight the Pegasus."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "He's come to help too."

Narrator: "Sure enough, Featherweight was working hard to clear a path to the road and safety.

At long last, the rescue was complete. Pipsqueak took the tired workmen home. Featherweight said goodbye to Goldie Delicious and promised to take care of her cottage as he watched them all set off.

The animals made good time. No more snow had fallen, but the yard was dark. Spike's heart sank.

Suddenly, all the lights came on. What a marvelous site awaited Goldie Delicious."

Hoity Toity: "Well done!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "I'm really proud of you all."

Narrator: "Goldie Delicious especially thanked the smaller animals."

Goldie Delicious: "Spike and Braeburn are old friends."

Narrator: "She said."

Goldie Delicious: "And now Pipsqueak, you are my friend too."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was very pleased."

Pipsqueak: "Three cheers for Goldie Delicious!"

Narrator: "He called."

Pipsqueak: "Hooray, hooray, hooray!"

Narrator: "They all cheered."

Animals: "We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year!"

Narrator: "Spike the Dragon and his friends thought it was the best Christmas ever, and Goldie Delicious could think of nowhere she would rather live than here with them in Ponyville."

The Rich Ponysel
Narrator: "Snips and Snails are little unicorns. Each has a horn, four legs and a tail. Their changelings help them deliver china clay. It is needed for pottery, paint, paper, and many other things.

The unicorns are now kept busy, taking the changelings for animals on the main line, and for ships in the harbor.

One morning, they arranged some changelings, and went away for more.

They returned to find them all gone. The unicorns were most surprised.

Their drivers examined a footprint."

Drivers: "That's rich pony."

Narrator: "They said."

Snips: "It's a what-ll?"

Narrator: "Asked Snips."

Snails: "A Rich Ponysel, I think."

Narrator: "Replied Snails."

Snails: "There's a notice about them in our house."

Snips: "Coughs and sneezes spread Rich Ponysels."

Snails: "You had a cough in your head yesterday. It's your fault the rich ponysel came."

Snips: "It isn't!"

Snails: "It is!"

Drivers: "Stop arguing, you two."

Narrator: "Laughed their drivers."

Drivers: "Let's go and rescue our changelings."

Narrator: "Snips and Snails were horrified."

Snips and Snails: "But the rich ponysel will magic us away, like the changelings!"

Drivers: "He won't magic us."

Narrator: "Replied their drivers."

Drivers: "We'll more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know your friends, so we'll take away your names and cutie marks, and then this is what we'll do."

Narrator: "Puffing hard, the unicorns set off on their journey to find the rich pony.

They were looking forward to playing tricks on him.

Creeping into the yard, they found the rich pony on the siding with the missing changelings. Snails hid behind, but Snips went boldly alongside.

The rich pony looked up."

Filthy Rich: "Do you mind?"

Snips: "Yes."

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Snips: "I do. I want my changelings, please."

Filthy Rich: "These are mine."

Narrator: "Said the rich pony."

Filthy Rich: "Go away!"

Narrator: "Snips pretended not to be frightened."

Snips: "You're a big bully."

Narrator: "He wimpered."

Snips: "You'll be sorry!"

Narrator: "He ran back and hid behind the changelings on the other side.

Snails now came forward."

Snails: "Changeling stealer!"

Narrator: "Hissed Snails. He ran away, too. Snips took his place.

This went on and on until the rich pony's eyes nearly popped out."

Filthy Rich: "Stop! You're making me giddy!"

Narrator: "The two unicorns gazed at him."

Filthy Rich: "Are there two of you?"

Snips and Snails: "Yes, we're friends."

Filthy Rich: "I might have known it!"

Narrator: "Just then, Shining Armor bustled up."

Shining Armor: "Snips and Snails, why are you playing here?"

Snips: "We're not playing!"

Narrator: "Protested Snips."

Snails: "We're rescuing our changelings."

Narrator: "Squeaked Snails."

Snails: "Even you don't take our changelings without asking, but this rich ponysel did."

Shining Armor: "There's no cause to be rude."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor severely."

Hercules: "This rich pony is the owner of Rich's Barnyard Bargains."

Narrator: "The unicorns were abashed."

Snips: "We're sorry, Mr., uh..."

Filthy Rich: "Never mind."

Narrator: "The rich pony smiled."

Filthy Rich: "Call me Filthy Rich. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the changelings."

Shining Armor: "That's all right, then."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "Now off you go, Snips and Snails, fetch Filthy Rich's changelings, then you can take this lot.

There's no real harm in them,"

Narrator: "He said to Filthy Rich."

Shining Armor: "But they're maddening at times."

Narrator: "Filthy Rich chuckled."

Filthy Rich: "Maddening,"

Narrator: "He said."

Filthy Rich: "Is the word."

A Bad Day For Hamm
Narrator: "Woody and Buzz Lightyear work on the land that weaves around lakes and play rooms. Their fillies have many visitors, and the toys are proud to run the path, come rain or shine.

The toys will never let their passengers down, but they are old, and they tire more easily.

Their drivers understood this, and they spoke kindly to them."

Woody and Buzz Lightyear's Drivers: "There's more than enough work for both of you on this land. The manager is sending two more toys to help us run the path."

Narrator: "Woody and Buzz Lightyear were pleased with this news, and promised to give the new toys a big welcome.

When Hamm and Rex arrived, they found that they had much to learn."

Hamm: "What a small room."

Narrator: "Grunted Hamm."

Hamm: "This won't do at all. We're much too good for this old shack."

Rex: "I think it's nice."

Narrator: "Said Rex."

Hamm: "Humph."

Narrator: "Replied Hamm."

Hamm: "What's that rubbish?"

Rex: "Shhh. "

Narrator: "Said Rex."

Rex: "That's Woody. He's famous."

Narrator: "And then he whispered to Woody."

Rex: "I'm sorry, Woody, Hamm is upset now, but he's quite nice, really.

Narrator: "Woody felt sorry for Rex."

Hamm's Fireman: "Now, Hamm,"

Narrator: "Said the fireman"

Hamm's Fireman: "I will get you ready for work."

Hamm: "I'm tired! Let Rex go; he'd love it!"

Hamm's Fireman: "No, you're first!"

Narrator: "Hamm puffed away to fetch his fillies. He didn't like the look of them at all."

Hamm: "What ever next? Those aren't fillies, they're calves!"

Fillies: "Oh!"

Narrator: "Screamed the Fillies."

Fillies: "What a horrid toy!"

Hamm: "It's not what I'm used to."

Narrator: "Clanked Hamm.

He rolled to the platform just as Chief Thunderhooves arrived."

Hamm: "Hello, who are you?"

Chief Thunderhooves: "I'm Chief Thunderhooves. Who are you?"

Hamm: "I'm Hamm. I've heard of you. You're a leader. So am I, but I'm used to new fillies, not these calves! Do you have new buffaloes? I see you do."

Chief Thunderhooves: "We must have a chat."

Hamm: "Sorry, I can't stop. We must keep time, you know."

Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves was speechless!

Clouds of steam filled the air as Hamm huffed and puffed along the road.

He was still cross when they reached the top station. Hamm was hoping for a rest, but his driver thought otherwise."

Hamm's Driver: "We'll leave the fillies now, and fetch some mutant toys from the quarry."

Hamm: "Mutant Toys?"

Narrator: "Snorted Hamm."

Hamm: "Mutant Toys? I won't, so there!"

Narrator: "Hamm was about to cause a great deal of trouble."

Hamm: "Told you."

Narrator: "Said Hamm.

By the time workmen came to rescue him, Hamm was feeling rather silly. To make matters worse, there stood Hoity Toity. His message to Hamm was brief and blunt."

Hoity Toity: "I shall talk to you later!"

Narrator: "Then he and the fireman left with Rex. Hamm felt sillier still."

Hamm's Driver: "Come on,"

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Hamm's Driver: "Let's get you back onto the road."

Narrator: "When Hamm crawled home, he found Hoity Toity waiting for him."

Hoity Toity: "You're a very naughty piggy bank!

I hope I can trust you to behave when you next come out of this room."

Narrator: "After hearing that, I'm sure Hamm will. Aren't you?"

The Old Iron Bridge
Narrator: "Buzz Lightyear and Woody work on the most beautiful path in Ponyville. They loved to puff through the forest, and over the rivers.

An old bridge crosses one of the rivers. Some of its beams were rotten and had now been damaged by the storm.

Woody chuffed happily along.

He didn't see the broken road until it was too late.

He dangled dangerously above the water."

Woody: "Help!"

Narrator: "But Buzz soon pulled him to safety.

A few days later, Hoity Toity came to the sheds."

Hoity Toity: "The old bridge has been mended, but the worker's mutant toys have been left there. Woody, I need you to collect them."

Woody: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Chuffed Woody. He didn't want to go on the bridge again.

When Woody arrived he saw the mutant toys on the other side. He started to cross, but stopped. He looked down into the rushing water. Woody was scared. He remembered what had happened before."

Woody's Driver: "Come on, Woody."

Narrator: "Called his driver."

Woody's Driver: "The bridge is safe now."

Narrator: "But Woody wouldn't cross the bridge, and he and his driver went home instead."

Buzz Lightyear's Driver: "We'll pick up the mutant toys."

Narrator: "Said Buzz's driver."

Buzz Lightyear: "But if you don't cross the bridge soon,"

Narrator: "Said Buzz."

Buzz Lightyear: "Hoity Toity will be cross."

Narrator: "Now Buzz Lightyear had to take Woody's loads as well as his own. Each morning, he collected the mutant toys and puffed across the bridge with his heavy load.

Finally, Hoity Toity came to see Woody."

Hoity Toity: "If you won't cross the old bridge, you must stay here and arrange mutant toys."

Narrator: "He scolded."

Hoity Toity: "I can't have toys that won't do as they're told."

Woody: "Sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Said Woody sadly.

The next morning, Buzz took Woody's heavy loads as usual. Then he puffed and heaved through the countryside towards the bridge.

He puffed so hard that he ran out of strength."

Buzz Lightyear: "Bother!"

Narrator: "The yard manager spread the news."

Yard Manager: "Buzz has run out of strength."

Woody: "We must go help him."

Narrator: "Said Woody bravely. He set off immediately.

Woody was scared, but determined. He rolled slowly up to the edge. The bridge creaked loudly. The river seemed deeper than ever."

Woody: "I must rescue my friend."

Narrator: "Whispered Woody.

He chuffed slowly onto the bridge. The bridge groaned as he rolled forward, but Woody puffed on and on, until finally, his driver coupled up and pulled Buzz to safety."

Buzz Lightyear: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Said Buzz Lightyear."

Buzz Lightyear: "You were very brave to help me."

Narrator: "Woody is no longer afraid of the bridge, and he loves his journeys more than ever."

Rules and Regulations

 * As you go from day to day
 * Looking for a better way
 * And you think you've got it all under control
 * So you bend the rules a bit
 * As you try to make things fit
 * But you know you should be doing as you're told


 * Although sometimes you'll find it so hard
 * And the wrong way may seem easier
 * It doesn't matter who you are
 * Obey the rules and you'll go far


 * We all live by rules and regulations
 * Rules and regulations now
 * Isn't it a bore, isn't it a chore
 * Sometimes it's so hard remembering all those
 * Strict rules, codes, laws, all those stipulations
 * Rules and regulations now
 * But without those rules and regulations
 * Where would we be now


 * So you see you have to try and do the right thing every time
 * If you do, then you will come to the conclusion
 * That there is right and there is wrong
 * And the rules help you along
 * And they're really only there for your protection


 * Although sometimes you'll find it so hard
 * And the wrong way may seem easier
 * It doesn't matter who you are
 * Obey the rules and you'll go far


 * We all live by rules and regulations
 * Rules and regulations now
 * Isn't it a bore, isn't it a chore
 * Sometimes it's so hard remembering all those
 * Strict rules, codes, laws, all those stipulations
 * Rules and regulations now
 * But without those rules and regulations
 * Where would we be now


 * We all live by rules and regulations
 * Rules and regulations now
 * Isn't it a bore, isn't it a chore
 * Sometimes it's so hard remembering all those
 * Strict rules, codes, laws, all those stipulations
 * Rules and regulations now
 * But without those rules and regulations
 * Where would we be now!