Kirby Throws a Tantrum (A Nintendo Crossover)

Transcript

 * Narrator: KIrby, Tuff, and Tiff went to the video store. When Kirby saw a 2002 VHS of Lilo & Stitch, it happened.


 * Kirby: Can I have it?


 * Tuff: No, Kirby.


 * Tiff: That's right, and it's a phony.


 * Kirby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT IT NOW!


 * Tuff: YOU MUST DIE!


 * Narrator: The next day...


 * Kirby: OH MY GOD! It's like a 1996 Super Nintendo of Super Mario RPG!


 * Tiff: No, Kirby, you can't have any Super Nintendo games.


 * Kirby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (slaps Tiff very painfully) OW, THAT HURT! MORE PAIN!


 * Tuff: And now, this is all you want is a spanking right now!


 * Kirby: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


 * Narrator: Then Tuff and Tiff ran away Kirby's tantrum until the police's arrived.


 * Ganondorf: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, KIDDO!


 * Kirby: Aaaaaaah! You scare me?!


 * Link: Never! I get the wrap up my toilet paper.


 * Zelda: You're right.


 * Kirby: Hey! I feel like a mummy.


 * Link: Who's mummy?


 * Kirby: I am! In the 2000s BC!


 * Narrator: During, the city in the dodgeball by tower Kirby and his friends in the building.


 * Ganondorf: OK, Link, you're ready?


 * Link: GO!


 * Kirby: OH NO!


 * Ganondorf and Link: DIE, KIRBY, DIE!


 * Zelda: LOOK OUT!


 * Kirby: (falls off building) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * (Booming)


 * Everyone: YAY! WE DEFEATED KIRBY! YAY! ALL RIGHT!


 * Ganondorf: Well done. Now, were going to the celebrate the party, let's go!


 * Kirby: (Sighs and snaeks up to Meta Knight) Aaaaaaaah!


 * Meta Knight: YOU!


 * Kirby: Me?


 * Piakchu: I'll do it again!


 * PIkachu and Meta Knight: 3... 2... 1... Go!


 * Kirby: Don't die!


 * Snake: It's too late, Kirby.


 * King Dedede: Hey, what are you doing in the fall off the building?


 * Kirby: I just killed himself!


 * King Dedede: That's it! You getting the 20 months!


 * Kirby: NO! NOT 20 MONTHS!


 * King Dedede: YES! 20 MONTHS!


 * Kirby: Why me? How you can stay for?


 * Snake: Forever. Good bye.