Muppets/Itch and Scratch (from Cheep Thrills)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog: You know, Sam. I feel a song coming on.

Sam the Eagle: That's funny. I feel an itch coming on.

Kermit the Frog and Sam the Eagle: Itch and scratch. We are the perfect match. Itch and scratch. The very best of friends.

Sam the Eagle: (laughing)

Kermit the Frog: Olé.

Kermit the Frog and Sam the Eagle: Itch and scratch. Just like a mock and lash. Itch and scratch. Together till the end.

Kermit the Frog: (laughing)

Sam the Eagle: Yeah, there's no escape. (laughing)

Kermit the Frog: It takes an itch to start the motion.

Sam the Eagle: It takes a scratch and sometimes lotion. (laughing)

Kermit the Frog: Lotion?

Sam the Eagle: Yeah, nice gooey lotion. I love it.

Kermit the Frog and Sam the Eagle: Itch and scratch. We are the perfect match. Itch and scratch. The very best of friends.

Kermit the Frog: Okay, play it, guys!

Sam the Eagle: Hey, louder and itchier, huh?

Kermit the Frog: Oh, Sam.

Sam the Eagle: (laughing)

Kermit the Frog: Music to itch and scratch by.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah, yeah, uh, little to the left there, Kermit. (laughing) Ah.

Kermit the Frog: Itch along with us, everybody! (laughing)

Sam the Eagle: It doesn't matter what the weather.

Kermit the Frog: An itch and scratch just go together.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah. Like grouches and frowns. (laughing)

Kermit the Frog: Come on, Sam. Let's take it on home.

Sam the Eagle: Okay, okay.

Kermit the Frog and Sam the Eagle: Itch and scratch. We are the perfect match.

Sam the Eagle: Who would thought it?

Kermit the Frog and Sam the Eagle: Itch and scratch. The very best of friends.

Sam the Eagle: One more itch.

Kermit the Frog and Sam the Eagle: Itch and scratch. The very best of friends.

Kermit the Frog: The end. (laughing) That was fun.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah, but next time, I'll itch. You scratch. (laughing)