Bulls Eyes (Spike and Friends episode)

Bulls Eyes is the twenty-first episode of the fourth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the ninety ninth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * Braeburn as Toby
 * Gilda as Daisy
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James (cameo)
 * Pipsqueak as Percy (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Braeburn the earth pony has a lasso. It helps to stop animals if they escape.

Gilda thought Braeburn's lasso was silly."

Gilda: "You're afraid of getting hurt yourself."

Narrator: "She flounced."

Braeburn: "I'm not!"

Narrator: "Huffed Braeburn."

Gilda: "Yes, you are! I don't have a stupid lasso, but I'm not frighten! I just roar, and they all come to me."

Braeburn: "But they don't."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Gilda: "They would with me. Animals always listen if you roar and look them in the eye."

Braeburn: "Even bulls?"

Gilda: "Even bulls."

Narrator: "Said Gilda.

Gilda had never met a bull, but she purred away quite unconcerned

She roared at a farm crossing, and a horse and cart halted while she went by."

Gilda: "Pooh!"

Narrator: "She said."

Gilda: "It's easy. I just roar, and they all listen. Poor little Braeburn. I'm sorry he's frightened."

Narrator: "At the next station, a policeman was waiting."

Policeman: "There's a bull on the road."

Narrator: "He warned."

Policeman: "Please persuade it to return to the farmer."

Narrator: “Gilda was excited.”

Gilda: “Now,”

Narrator: “She thought.”

Gilda: “I’ll show Braeburn how to manage bulls.”

Narrator: “Champion isn’t really a fierce bull, but this morning he was cross. He'd strayed from his field, crash through a fence, slithered down a slope and now he didn’t know where he was.

Suddenly, he saw some grass.”

Champion: “Now for my breakfast.”

Narrator: “He thought.”

Gilda: “Grrrrr!”

Narrator: “Roared Gilda.”

Gilda: “Go on!”

Narrator: “Champion was too busy chomping to take any notice.”

Gilda: “Grrrrr!”

Narrator: “Said Gilda again. Champion kept grazing.”

Gilda: “This is all wrong.”

Narrator: “Thought Gilda.”

Gilda: “How can I look him in the eye if he won’t turn around?”

Narrator: “At last, he did.”

Champion: “Moo!”

Narrator: “Said Champion.”

Gilda: “Oh, oh, uh!”

Narrator: “Murmured Gilda.”

Gilda: “Why doesn't he run away?”

Gilda’s Driver: “Go on, Gilda!”

Narrator: “Said her driver.”

Gilda’s Driver: “He's harmless.”

Gilda: “Yes.”

Narrator: “Said Gilda unhappily.”

Gilda: “You know he’s harmless, and I know he's harmless. But does he know? Look at his horns. If I bump into him, he might hurt me, uh, them. Uh, the farmer wouldn’t like that.”

Narrator: “Champion sniffed at Gilda.”

Gilda: “Ew!”

Narrator: “Said Gilda, and that was that. Gilda did no more.

Braeburn was bemused and amused to see her back at the station so soon.”

Braeburn: “Bulls always listen if you roar and look them in the eye, eh Gilda?”

Narrator: “Gilda stayed silent.”

Braeburn: “Ah, well.”

Narrator: “Continued Braeburn.”

Braeburn: “We can live and learn. I'd better chase him away for you I suppose.”

Narrator: “He clanked away to find Champion.

Braeburn ranged his bell and blew his whistle, but Champion took no notice.

Then Braeburn kicked the ground loudly. That did the trick. Braeburn kicked a little more. And now breakfast over, Champion chuntered away to join the farmer.

Gilda was feeling exhausted. She was glad when her day's work was over. Some boys were on the platform.”

Boy: “Look Gilda!”

Narrator: “One teased.”

Boy: “I've got some sweets, they’re called Bulls Eyes. I like them, do you?”

Gilda: “Ah, keep your own bulls eyes!”

Narrator: “And Gilda scuttled to her house.”