Roy's Accident

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Edd/Double Dee (from Ed Edd n Eddy) as Edward
 * Homer Simpson (from The Simpsons) as Henry
 * Bart Simpson (from The Simpsons) as Percy
 * Arthur Read (from Arthur) as Arthur
 * Pinkie Pie (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Rosie
 * Roy (from Garfield/US Acres) as Samson
 * Mighty Moe (from TUGS) as Rocky
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James (cameo)
 * Roger Baxter (from Littlest Pet Shop (2012)) as BoCo (cameo)
 * Elmo (from Sesame Street) as Winston (cameo)
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon (mentioned)
 * Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) (from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory) as Mr. Jolly (mentioned)

Transcript
Narrator: It was a sunny day in TVland. Homer, Double Dee and Bart were talking about accidents at Tidmouth Sheds they've had when Roy came by to pick up some trucks.

Homer: I've had some pretty nasty accidents over the years, but one accident I'll never forget was when I crashed into a goods train while pulling the Flying Kipper. That was when Adam West sent me to Crewe for a check-up.

Edd/Double Dee: Well, I remember the time a ship's boiler hit me at Brendam Docks, and I almost missed out on taking the Alley Cats to their concert.

Bart: And I still remember when I crashed into Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory due to some oily rails, and I got covered in sticky chocolate.

Roy: A goods train? A ship's boiler? And a chocolate factory! Wow! Hmmm... I don't think I've ever had an accident before.

Narrator: Later, Roy met up with RS Mr. Conductor at Knapford Station.

Roy: Hello, RS Conductor. If you don't mind me asking this, have you ever had accidents before?

RS Mr. Conductor: Oh yes, Roy. I still remember that time I crashed into Sideshow Bob's house when I thought I didn't need my driver anymore. And then there's that time I came off the rails at a difficult bend when a new station was being built.

Roy: Ha! I've never had accidents before. I think I'm the most perfect rooster ever.

Thomas: (Chuckles) Really? What about the time you accidentally took Garfield's express coaches to the Blue Mountain Quarry? And then there was the time you thought Adam West's car was scrap.

Narrator: Roy felt annoyed. He said nothing as he puffed away.

Roy (to himself): Okay, so I'm not the most perfect rooster ever. But I still have never had any accidents, and I probably never will.

Narrator: A few days later, Adam West came to see Roy.

Sir Topham Hatt: Roy, Arthur needs help with a big delivery of fish. You must help deliver fish around the island.

Roy: Right away, sir.

Narrator: When Roy arrived at the Fishing Village, he could not believe his eyes. There were lots of vans being filled with fish.

Roy: It maybe smelly work, but at least I'll being really useful.

Arthur Read: Hello. You must be Roy. I'm Arthur Read. I run this line.

Roy: And I was sent to help you deliver fish around the island.

Arthur Read: Be careful with these vans, Samson. They're the most troublesome ones on the line.

Roy: I know how to manage troublesome trucks, Arthur. Don't worry.

Narrator: Unfortunately for Roy, the trucks had overheard him. And they decided to teach Roy a lesson. Roy made good time with his fish deliveries.

Roy: Mayor West must have known I was the best engine for the job. I mean, I've had no trouble so far, and I'm sure I won't have any trouble at all for the rest of the journey.

Narrator: But when Roy reached Garfield's Hill, the trucks decided to start their fun.

Changelings (whispering to each other): Hold back.

Roy: Oh no you don't! I'll get you trucks over this hill if it takes me all day. (Grunting)

Changelings: On, on, on!

Roy: What? Noooo!

Narrator: The trucks pushed Roy down the hill as hard as they could. Roy was going faster than he ever had before. And his brakes weren't strong enough to control the trucks. Then there was trouble; some tracks had been buckled by the hot sun. It made the tracks bumpy.

Roy: No! No! (Slow motion) Noooo!

(Roy hits the bumpy tracks and derails in slow motion)

Narrator: No one was hurt, but Roy and his trucks were off the rails, and a strong smell of fish hung in the air.

Roy: Oh! What a pong!

Narrator: Pinkie Pie was sent to take Mighty Moe to clear the mess.

Pinkie Pie: Are you alright, Roy?

Roy: No, but I'll be happy if I can get back onto the rails, and have the smell of fish washed off me.

Mighty Moe: (Chuckles) You look like you went fishing, Samson.

Narrator: Mayor West arrived as well, looking rather cross.

Mayor Adam West: Roy, I know the buckled tracks weren't your fault, but you should have listened to Arthur when he was warning you about the vans being troublesome.

Roy: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. Will listen to other engines from now on, sir.

Mayor Adam West: I hope you actually mean it this time.

Roy: Yes, sir. I'm not as perfect as I thought I was. Every TV character has accidents, and that includes me. And I would rather deliver fish, and not play with them.

(Everyone laughs, even Roy)