Samuel Hargreaves Song Lyrics

Here are some lyrics to Samuel Hargreaves's songs.

In the Lake
An evil man in a hotrod ran me into this lake,

I do not know his name yet, I wonder if it's Blake.

When I'm out of this, I will write down his number plate,

He was just a devil for his mother to create.

He was a nasty man,

Who should suffer a ban,

Involving his automobile,

Well that is how I feel.

If I told him off for this, he may say, "Stop the rot!"

I could say, "Well you did,"

But he may say, "I did not!"

I hope to pay him back for this and fill his car with dust,

I would hate to do so, but I really really must.

He was a nasty man,

Who should suffer a ban,

Involving his automobile,

Well that is how I feel.

He was a nasty man,

Who should suffer a ban,

Involving his automobile,

Well that is how I feel.

How would he like it if this happened to him?

My car seats are beggining to get wet and rotted.

He must have done this before and thought it was fun.

He was a nasty man,

Who should suffer a ban,

Involving his automobile,

Well that is how I feel.

He was a nasty man,

Who should suffer a ban,

Involving his automobile,

Well that is how I feel.

Big Grey's Pond
Here's some news you may wish to know.

There's a new place where you can go.

Located in Big Grey's Town,

The home of the giant crown.

So let's go down to the Big Grey's Pond.

Where we all shall have some fun.

Fishing and all kinds of stuff,

No, I am not talking bluff.

So let's go down to the Big Grey's Pond.

Where we all shall have some fun.

Fishing and all kinds of stuff,

No, I am not talking bluff.

There are lots of fruit trees there.

You may wish to pick a pear.

There's a tourists attraction too,

Just for something else to do.

So let's go down to the Big Grey's Pond.

Where we all shall have some fun.

Fishing and all kinds of stuff,

No, I am not talking bluff.

So let's go down to the Big Grey's Pond.

Where we all shall have some fun.

Fishing and all kinds of stuff,

No, I am not talking bluff.

The saddest part of this is when the place shall close.

You will have to go back home.

Here's some news that will make you feel fine,

You know that you can go again another time!

Big Grey's Pond parody
Here's some news you'll sure hate to know.