Sesame Street Crayons/I Wish I Had A Friend to Play with Me (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert
 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie

Lyrics
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange. Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow, Big Bird Feather Yellow, I don't want to play with your bottle cap collection. Right.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Okay, fine. Okay, how about playing with my paperclip collection with me, huh?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh, Big Bird Feather Yellow, the only thing worse than playing with your bottle cap collection is playing with your paperclip collection.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: But, Zoe Zingy Orange, I just want to play with you. I'll tell you what, you like imagination, don't you?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Sure.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Okay, how about playing an imagination game with me?

Zoe Zingy Orange: What? What do we imagine, Big Bird Feather Yellow?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, how about we imagine that we're both steaming bowls of hot wonderful oatmeal. Huh? Huh?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh, Big Bird Feather Yellow, I refuse to be a steaming hot bowl of oatmeal.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, Zoe Zingy Orange, it's--it's no fair, Wembley. Wembley, you know, everything that I like to do you don't. I can't find a single thing to do that I like and that you like.

Zo Zingy Orange: Oh, I--I'm sorry, Big Bird Feather Yellow, but Rubber Duckie and I are going to play something else.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (sighing) I got this pain that I just can't deal with How I wish I had somebody To go and eat oatmeal with Oh gee, I really need a friend to play with me

I'd give him friendship and affection I'd even let him come and see my paper clip collection Oh gee, I sure could use a friend to play with me

In line he'd gladly stand To watch a marching band Or buy some saddle shoes (laugh) He'd worship argyle socks Collect them by the box He'd help me chase these blues My style would please him More than a smidgeon He'd say, "It's really nifty, Big Bird Feather Yellow The way you dance the pigeon!"

Oh gee, I gotta find a friend to play with me Won't somebody hear my plea? Wanna end this misery I wish I had a friend to play with me Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhhh!!!!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Hi, Big Bird Feather Yellow!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yeah.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: What are you doing here?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, Rubber Duckie and I were playing Hide and Seek with you, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: But you said you didn't want to play with me.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, we didn't want to play with your bottle cap collection or your paperclip collection. But we both like to play Hide and Seek, Big Bird Feather Yellow. And it's your turn to hide, okay?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Really?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Here we go. I'll count.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Really?

Zoe Zingy Orange: 1...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, boy! (laughing)

Zoe Zingy Orange: ...2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Ready or not, here I come.