Muppet lip balm/I Can't Help It (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch as Herry Monster

Lyrics
Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: Every day I wake up and don't have any fun. Every day a gray cloud seems to have cover up the sun. People run away and hide when I walk down the street. Life when you're a monster is not too neat.

I know I'm loud and I sound like a crowd or maybe two. What can I do? I can't help it. I'm feeling glum 'cause I'm dumb and I'm clumsy through and through. What can I do? I can't help it.

Please don't get sore if I smash down your door or yell and roar and wreck your floor. That's what monsters are for. Wish I were less of a messy destructive sort of pest. I need a rest, but I can't help it.

(spoken) Oh, I'm sorry about that. Uh, oh. I think I broke it. Hey, who put that thing there?

(singing) When I get blow, you folks give me a glow. It's great to know you love me so, hey where did everyone go?

I know you flee when you see me you run away in boots. But I don't...oops! I just can't help it!