PocketBac/Tall Short Texans (from Elmo's Lowdown Hoedown)

Cast

 * Vanilla Icing as Big Bird
 * Red Velvet as Elmo

Lyrics
Vanilla Icing: Well I'm a tall, tall Texan I'm talking tall, tall, tall (He comes from Texas and he's really tall) I change a light bulb easy I play great basketball (He's great at light bulbs and at basketball) Even the longest long-johns Are always way too small (The longest long-johns always way too small)

Red Velvet: Boogie's a short, short Texan He's talking real petite (He comes from Texas and he's real petite) Boogie has tripped my share of bad guys So better watch your feet (He trips up bad guys, better watch your feet) (spoken) Not you, Vanilla Icing. Even one tiny little meatball Is way too big to eat (One tiny meatball's way too big to eat)

Vanilla Icing: Yeah, when I drop my toothpick There's just one guy to call

Red Velvet: Ya call a short, short Texan 'Cause it's too low for y'all And when Red Velvet need some boosting To hop onto my horse

Vanilla Icing: You call a tall, tall Texan Like your buddy, of course

Red Velvet: (spoken) Of course! Hee-haw! (scatting) Yeah!

Vanilla Icing: Well, I'm a tall, tall Texan Hitting the dusty trail (He's a tall Texan 'bout to hit the trail)

Red Velvet: Vanilla Icing. (coughing) Boy, it sure is dusty. Next to a short, short Texan We stick together without fail (They're gonna stick together without fail)

Vanilla Icing and Red Velvet : We'd like to thank you folks for listening' To this here short tall tale (laughing)