Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Bear in the Big Blue House and Blue's Clues/Song Title (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Bear (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Mr. Munch
 * Mailbox (from Blue's Clues) as Jasper T. Jowls
 * The Ferocious Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Maggie (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Helen Henny
 * Doc Hogg (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Pasqually

Lyrics
Bear: Oh, Mailbox. It's hopeless. Ferocious Beast needs this new song today and we've got nothing.

Mailbox: Come on, Bear. We can't give up!

Bear: Oh, what are we going to do?

The Ferocious Beast: Hey, guys!

Bear and Mailbox : Aaa hhhh!!!

Bear: Uh, hi, Ferocious Beast.

The Ferocious Beast: How's the new song going?

Bear: Uh, it's going.

Mailbox: Yeah, boss, uh, it's a real humdinger.

The Ferocious Beast: Awesome! Tell me about it!

Bear: Well, it's, uh, it's in B minor and it's 4/4 or common time and...

The Ferocious Beast: No, no. What's it called?

Bear: Uh, it's called "Song Title!"

The Ferocious Beast: Song Title. Well, it delivers what it promises. May I hear it?

Bear: Oh, good, Mailbox, he wants to hear it! (laughing) Oh, let me see, uh, B minor. Uh...

The Ferocious Beast: Hey! That's pretty good!

Bear: Yeah! Uh, take it, Mailbox!

Mailbox: What? Uh... Went outside 'cause the sun was shining, Bear?

Bear: Uh, then I went back inside because it was too hot! Go.

Mailbox: Uh, something happened that was really awesome.

Bear: Uh, so I had some chocolate milk and I sat on the couch.

Mailbox: Duh, duh, duh and something something.

Bear: Come on, Mailbox. You can do better than that.

Mailbox: I think he's onto us. What do we do now?

Bear: Just keep singing with me till he goes away.

Bear and Mailbox: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

The Ferocious Beast: Song Title.

Bear: Yeah! What did you think?

The Ferocious Beast: I think it just sound like you're making it up as you go along.

Bear: What?!

Mailbox: Aw, why would you say that?

The Ferocious Beast: Look, you didn't come up with anything. That's okay. We could just do "In the Future" or "Dancin' Kitten" again, I guess.

Mailbox: Wait, Ferocious Beast, you haven't heard the rest of the song yet.

The Ferocious Beast: You mean there's more?

Mailbox: You bet there is. Hit it, Bear! There are the lyrics to the second verse.

Bear: Even if you think that we're making them up!

Mailbox: We'll sing the song for you anytime.

Bear: And it looks like it's about a quarter to three.

Mailbox: This door is for emergency use only.

Bear: A big pile of costumes, a phone and a mop!

Mailbox: Nothing's written on this piece of paper.

Bear: A ferocious bear looks around and shakes his head.

Bear and Mailbox: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

The Ferocious Beast: Okay, okay. You guys are clearly making this up as you go. I mean it's silly. It's ridiculous.

Maggie: Guys, we heard your song from the other room. It's incredible!

Bear and Mailbox : Real ly?

Doc Hogg: Oh, yes! So innovative! I really like how the verses don't-a rhyme or make any sense!

Maggie: It's just perfect!

Doc Hogg: What are we waiting for? Let's-a go perform! (laughing)

Mailbox: Yeah!

Maggie: I like pizza and playing games.

Doc Hogg: I was kinda sleepy, but now I'm not!

Maggie: Pictures of puppies can make me smile.

Doc Hogg: My mom holds my hand when we ride the bus.

Bear: Fur is orange except when it isn't.

Mailbox: Today's not my birthday, but I wish it was.

Maggie: 47 is a pretty big number!

Doc Hogg: I'm looking at my feet because I like my shoes.

Everyone: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title. You'll never can go wrong with Song Title.