Sesame Street Avalon 12 Crayons/Hee Hee Ha Ha (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Bert Yellow as Big Bird
 * The Count Lavender as Harvey Kneeslapper
 * Grover Blue as Herry Monster

Lyrics
Bert Yellow: Is everybody ready?

All of the other Muppets: Yeah!

Bert Yellow: What's the next letter of the alphabet?

All of the other Muppets: "H"!

Bert Yellow: O.K. Let's everyone sing this one. Here we go. (Music starts) The letter "H" song with all those funny words that start up with a "huh" sound. The Count Lavender, you go first.

The Count Lavender: O.K. Here it goes. (laughs) Great. A hamster ate a handkerchief, a hammer and a hoe He ate a hundred herring and a hawk who said "Hello" This hamster ate a pickle jar, a house and then a log And then he got the hiccups and he turned into a hog! (Ah! Ah! Ah! laughs)

The Count Lavender, Grover Blue and Bert Yellow : Ha ha ha ha ho ho hee That's about as funny as it can be Hee hee hee hee ha ha ho  "H" is the letter that we love so!

The Count Lavender: O.K., Grover Blue. It's your turn.

Grover Blue: Got it now. Here we go. A horse named Harvey Highersoup was hiking up the hill And then he met a halibut who went to Honkerville He had to play harmonica, and honked another horn So they hooted and they honked until the night became the morn (laughs) I like that!

The Count Lavender, Grover Blue and Bert Yellow : Ha ha ha ha ho ho hee That's about as funny as it can be Hee hee hee hee ha ha ho  "H" is the letter that we love so!

Grover Blue: O.K., Bert Yellow. Go!

Bert Yellow: O.K. Listen to this. (giggles) Oh, Henry Hippopotamus went hopping in the air Until he hit a table and got honey on his hair This handsome hippopotamus, I strongly must confess, Was not a hippopotamus, but a "hippo-pot-a-mess"! (Bert Yellow laughs)

The Count Lavender and Grover Blue : Aww www!

The Count Lavender, Grover Blue and Bert Yellow : Ha ha ha ha ho ho hee That's about as funny as it can be Hee hee hee hee ha ha ho  "H" is the letter that we love so!

(Music ends) (All of the Muppets cheer)