Sesame Street Crayons/Bert is Sick (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert
 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie

Transcript
Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow! Big Bird Feather Yellow! Oh, Big Bird Feather Yellow. What are you doing in bed?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Achoo!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Gesundheit, Big Bird Feather Yellow. You know, I just heard that somebody in the neighborhood has a terrible cold.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: You don't say, Zoe Zingy Orange. Achoo!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Mm hmm. Well, I don't know who it is, but I wanna find out quick, because I wanna stay away from him, whoever it is 'cause I don't wanna catch his cold, Big Bird Feather Yellow. See, I got this book here. It's my handy "How to Tell If Somebody's Sick" book.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: That's wonderful, Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Mm hmm. And I'm gonna find out who it is that's sick. Let's see...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Listen, Zoe Zingy Orange. I can tell you who is sick...

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh, move your feet, Big Bird Feather Yellow, so I can sit on the end of the bed here, okay?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh, huh. Now let's see. Oh, here it is. It says here, "People who are sick usually get into bed, even if it's in the middle of the day."

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hey, straighten out my blanket before me, will you, Zoe Zingy Orange?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Mm hmm. Sure. Here you go.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Okay, thank you and will could you give me a thermometer, Zoe Zingy Orange? I wanna put it in my mouth.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yeah, okay. Here you go, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Okay, now I'm gonna go look out in the window here and see who might be in bed, even though it's in the middle of the day. Hmmm...gee, everybody we know seems to be outside today. I don't see anybody who's missing who might be at home and in bed. I better check the book again. (humming)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, here it is. The book also says "People who are sick often take their temperature."

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange, the thermometer.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh, gee whiz, Big Bird Feather Yellow. I'm trying to figure out who's sick and you keep interrupting me.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: The thermometer.

Zoe Zingy Orange: You want me to take the thermometer of your mouth? There.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah. Okay, now, Zoe Zingy Orange, what does it say? Give me the bad news.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh, it says about a hundred.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Aw! It sounds so...

Zoe Zingy Orange: Now will you quit bothering me so I can found out who might be sick around here? Let's see, it says here, "People who have colds..."

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange, the orange juice. The juice, please.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Ssshhhh! Quiet, Big Bird Feather Yellow. "People who have colds usually drink lots and lots of juice."

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange, will you give me some of that juice? A-choo. You know, the juice.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow, Big Bird Feather Yellow, what's the matter with you, Big Bird Feather Yellow? You've been acting strange all day, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I've...I've been...I've been act...? I'm sick!

Zoe Zingy Orange: What's the matter, Big Bird Feather Yellow?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I'm sick, Zoe Zingy Orange! Look at me! I'm in bed, I have a fever, I'm drinking juice, (sneezes) I'm sneezing (coughs) and I'm coughing! I'm sick, Zoe Zingy Orange! Can't you tell that?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, yeah? You're sick!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I'm sick.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow, you're sick! Then you caught it. Why, you must know who it is who's sick. Who it is, Big Bird Feather Yellow? Tell me who it is, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, no.