The Furry House Pilot

Script
(open up to a photo of a male gray americain shorthair cat and ten female animals who are his sisters around him; all except one of them are smiling)

Tour: (to the viewers) Ever wonder what it's like to grow up in a big family of sister? Well, don't let the picture fool you! It's not all sugar and spice. Don't believe me?(opens door. Outside his room, there is much chaos going on caused by his sisters; such as a tiny white playing with pots and pans, a dark gloomy dalmation puppy reading a poem, a brown kangaro wearing a yellow shirt that has the words 'cute' on it dressed up like a mummy in some white cloth substance chasing a yellow lamb with a yellow dress who is screaming in terror, a pink hedgehog playing Football in the house, a white pixie angrily chasing a unicorn-cat hybrid through the halls, a purple cat-pixie hybrid playing on a guitar, and a red robot dog chasing after a chao) Welcome to...the Furry House. (The Title that says The Furry House pops up, then he closes door and stretches a little)Surviving in a big family can be challenging. Even the little things. Like getting a turn in the bathroom. Which is why I give you...'Tour's Three P's to go Poo and Pee'. You're gonna need Patience, Perseverance, and most importantly, Problem Solving. With these three steps, you'll get into the bathroom every time. (starts straining) Which is important. Especially if you wait until the very last second to go! (busts out comic book) Into the breach! (Heads out the door) Davi? A little traveling music?

Davi: You got it, bro. ONE, TWO, THREE!

(starts jamming on her guitar and fulfills her brother's request. Tour begins his journey down the hallway to the bathroom. In the background the robot dog and a chao who are Tour and his sisters' pets named Rush and Cheese are still chasing each other)

Two Tone: Hey, Tour, you wanna hear my poem?

Tour: I do, but I have a pressing engagement.

(His funny sister Unikitty stops him in his tracks)

Unikitty: Tour! Smell my new flower! (squirts water from flower, but Tour ducks just in the nick of time)

Tour: Ha! Did you really think I'd fall for-

Unikitty: (suddenly squirts water from a flower on her shoe right into Tour's mouth) It's not easy being this good.

Amy: Clear the track! (Tour does a spit take and gets out of the way for Amy) Comin' through! (plays a bizarre sport involving wearing a football helmet, riding a motorbike, and hitting a tennis ball with a hockey stick; crashes into wall) SCORE!!!

(Rush and Chao were seen again chasing each other in the background making their animal noises. Tour tries to continue but is stopped by his little sister Woolma)

Woolma: Hold it, Tour. Play 'Fashion Photographer' with me!

Tour: I would Woolma, but I really have to-

Tour: YOU PLAY, OR I'LL TELL MOM YOU WERE READING COMICS ON THE ROOF IN YOUR UNDERWEAR AGAIN!

Tour: (makes a side glance to the viewers and then starts taking photos of Woolma as she poses for the camera) Work the camera! Uh-huh! That's it! Show me what you got!

Sheegwa: (walking in the background) Mew!

Tour: Who's a beauty queen?

(enter Woolma's twin Kip carrying a pile of mud in her hands)

Kip: Tour!

Woolmad: Hey! I'm working here!

Kip: Check out my mud pie! It's nice and squishy! (squishes it and smears it all over Woolma's face)

Tour: (with too much pressure) GOTTA GO! (continues)

Two Tone: (out of nowhere) Now?

Tour: Still pressing! (leaps over his little sister Dr.Fox who is writing a mathematical formula on the wall) Don't forget to carry the 1! (she stares at him)

(Rush and Cheese were seen again chasing each other in the background but with another pet of the Furry family which is a bird pokemon named Fletchling)

Candy: (trying to use the vacuum cleaner) Does anyone know how to turn on this sucky thingy? (turns it on but also vacuums up Tour's fur which makes him hairless) Got it!

(Tour is almost in the bathroom, but his oldest sister Paula cuts in front of him and refuses to let him in)

Palua: Beat it, twerp.

Tour: Come on, Paula! No fair! I was here first!

(Rush, Cheese, and Fletchling pass by with yet another pet of the family which is a mouse digimon named Tutomon)

Paula: Well, I was born first! (shuts herself in the bathroom)

(As Tour has to endure the pressure even longer, Two Tone walks over)

Two Tone: It looks like you have time now. (commences poem) My love is like water. Bursting forth. Like a dam breaking. All control lost. Water rushing, churning, turning landscape to mud. Time runs out. Water. I feel the impending doom. My love. (While she recites her poem, every word from it causes Tour to feel even more pressure and have to go even worse than before; suddenly, Sheegwa walks by with a full diaper and the stink nauseates Tour)

Tour: Ugh! COULD CLEAR A ROOM! (gets an idea) Could clear a room! Time to put the third P: Problem Solving into action.

(In the bathroom, Paula is applying makeup until she hears Tour opening the door)

Palua: (irked) I said I was- (suddenly sees something horrifying and gasps) What are you doing with that? (The door closes and whatever is occurring cannot be seen, but it only causes Paula to panic)

Paula: (terrified) Tour, I'm warning you! Keep that thing away from me! Tour! TOUR! (opens the door and runs out in horror) AAAAHHHH!!!

(Tour comes out wearing the vacuum's nozzle like a gas mask and Amy's football helmet for protection; his other sisters look on in bewilderment and Tour reveals that he held Sheegwa's dirty diaper by Amy's hockey stick as a way to chase Paula out of the bathroom)

Candy, Davi, Unikitty, Amy, Woolma, Kip, and Dr.Fox: (elated) YAY!!!

Two Tone: (nonchalantly) Yay...

(Sheegwa scurries across the hall without her diaper; Tour then tosses his literal baby kitten sister's soiled padding into the trash)

Tour: (wrapping up) Like I said, surviving in a big family can be challenge. But it's not impossible. Now, if you'll excuse me...PRESSING ENGAGEMENT! (closes door to finally use the toilet) OH, YEAH! OH, SWEET RELIEF! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!!! (notices something) Hey! We're out of toilet paper! Guys! There's no toilet paper! Someone! Can someone bring me a new roll?!

(Unfortunately for him, his sisters are causing too much of a ruckus in the hall to hear his please) CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?! ANYONE! PLEASE!!! HELP!!!