Muppet nail polish/Bump in the Night (from The Mr. Men Show)

Cast

 * Meep-Meep-Meep as Little Miss Helpful
 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Mr. Nervous

Lyrics
Meep-Meep-Meep: There's a thumping in the closet and it's causing a commotion. You think there's something hiding but you haven't got a notion.

You (bravely) tiptoe across the room, using all your might. To find a silly something that goes

Meep-Meep-Meep: Bump in the Night!

Meep-Meep-Meep: You think you hear a noise, but it's just in your head. There's nothing but a dust ball hiding under your bed.

Every little sound you hear will give you such a fright. But it's just a silly something that goes

Meep-Meep-Meep: Bump in the Night!

Meep-Meep-Meep: (Break it down!)

Pepe's Purple Passion: Your knees are really knocking and your nerves are kinda raw. You think there's something hiding in your underwear drawer. You brace yourself to face your fear. Prepare for a fright, hold back the tears. If you don't believe me, just turn on the light. 'cause it's just a silly something that goes Bump in the Night.

Meep-Meep-Meep: It's just a silly something that goes BUMP.