Sesame Street Crayons/The Electric Fan (from At Home with Ernie and Bert)

Cast

 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie
 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert

Transcript
Big Bird Feather Yellow: (writing a letter with a pencil) "Dear Mister Rogers, I wish you would send me ..."

Zoe Zingy Orange: (entering) Boy, it's a hot one today, Big Bird Feather Yellow!

( Big Bird Feather Yellow doesn't answer)

Big Bird Feather Yellow? Oh, he's writing a letter. I won't bother him.

(Louder)

I won't bother you, Big Bird Feather Yellow!

(Big Bird Feather Yellow looks up, sighs, and continues writing)

I'll just get the electric fan and turn on some cool air.

(Gets the fan and turns it on)

Oh, there, that's better.

(Pause)

If some cool air feels good, I'll bet more cool air would feel even better.

(Turns it on higher; it's starting to get really breezy now!)

Oh, the more air this fan blows, the cooler I feel. I bet if I turned it on all the way, it'd get really cool!

(Does so, and papers start blowing around everywhere.)

Oh, wow!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange! The fan! Turn it off!

Zoe Zingy Orange: What's that, Big Bird Feather Yellow?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Turn the fan off!

Zoe Zingy Orange: I can't hear you, Big Bird Feather Yellow!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I said, TURN THE FAN OFF!

Zoe Zingy Orange: TURN THE FAN OFF?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: TURN THE FAN OFF!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, okay. (Turns it off)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange ...

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yes, Big Bird Feather Yellow?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I HAVE BEEN SITTING OVER THERE, TRYING TO WRITE A LETTER, AND ALL YOU DO IS BOTHER ME WITH THAT FAN! I AM SO HOT AND BOTHERED!

Zoe Zingy Orange: You're hot and bothered, Big Bird Feather Yellow?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: YES, I AM HOT AND BOTHERED!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, I have just the thing for someone who's hot and bothered.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: What's that?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Cool air, Big Bird Feather Yellow!

(Turns the fan on all the way. Papers blow around, and Big Bird Feather Yellow starts yelling.)