Who's Killing the Muppets?/Hotel Transylvania

A parody of the Robot Chicken episode Who's Killing The Muppets? starring characters from Hotel Transylvania

Cast

 * Gonzo as Frankenstein
 * Fozzie Bear as Murray
 * Kermit the Frog as Wayne
 * Miss Piggy as Mavis
 * Scooter as Griffin
 * Hooded Killer as Bela
 * Statler and Waldorf as Skeletons
 * Penguins as Zombies
 * Steve Martin as Jonathan
 * Camilla the Chicken as Dracula/Eunice
 * Skeeter as Prince Charming (from Shrek)

Transcript

 * Frankenstein: For my next feat, I will walk across hot coals while explaining what the hell I am.
 * Bela: No! For your next feat, you die! (Bela fires a cannon, decapitating Frankenstein, and Frankenstein's corpse falls on the hot coals. Then the Bela places a water sack on the scene)

Frankenstein's Funeral and Burial Ceremony


 * Wayne: Frank died as he lived, and our family will never be whole again. And now, ladies and gentlemen, JONATHAN!!
 * Jonathan: (With a prank arrow hat on his head) "The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want. He makes me like.."
 * Mavis (interrupting): Oh, are we burying him in the city? (Eunice jumps on Frankenstein's casket as it gets lowered into the ground)
 * Murray: You know, the last time a monster died was...
 * Jonathan (interrupting): Excuse me?
 * Murray: Don’t you mean, "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"?
 * Jonathan: No, this is a funeral. I’m working. Do I come to where you work and knock everything outta your mouth?!
 * Wayne: Wow, Johnny’s working blue, but he’s right. We vowed never to talk about...that night. (Monsters turn to look at Griffin) (Griffin waves at them)

Later


 * Murray: And then the dad says, "The Aristocrats"! (laughing)
 * Bela: (Right up at the door) Hey, Murray? Why did the mummy turn red?
 * Murray: I don’t know, stranger.
 * Bela: Because he was wrapped up!
 * Murray: (Sarcastically claps) Wocka-wocka...
 * Bela: Then how about this? Because I (totally) STAB YOU! (Bela stabs Murray in the neck and then the back with a knife)
 * Murray: What a showstopper! (Falls on stage)
 * Skeleton #1: See? I told you the mummy was gonna die on stage tonight. (Skeletons laugh)
 * Murray: Hey, guys, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?
 * Skeleton #2: You're an ambulance. (Skeletons laugh again, and Murray is dragged offscreen by Bela and murdered. Then a red wagon is rolled out on stage)
 * Wayne: (Zombies roll Murray's dead body away) First Frank, now Murray. Could we be paying the price for what we did to...?
 * Mavis: Don’t say that name, Wayne.
 * Wayne: OOOH, Mavis’s telling me what to do. Wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gotta come see this. Mavis’s telling me what to do! Wow, must be a day that ends in N! (Griffin walks by carrying a boxful of props) Hey, uh, Griffin?
 * Griffin: Oh! Hey there, Wayne.
 * Wayne: We need to talk about Prince Charming’s death.
 * Griffin: Why, sure. I love talking about Prince Charming, if not for that tragic accident...
 * Wayne: You know, I’m gonna stop you right there. I got something I gotta tell you.

Flashback


 * Wayne: Let’s play The Little Prince!
 * Murray: Let’s question Wayne’s sensability!
 * Griffin: Hold on! Let me grab my floaties. (Leaves)
 * Prince Charming: What a nerd.
 * Mavis: Ahem. Moi will play "La Petite Prince".
 * Prince Charming: Werewolves aren't fat! (Pushes Mavis)
 * Wayne:  Prince, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now. Walk away. (Prince Charming smacks Wayne)
 * Murray: DRAC! PRINCE CHARMING'S HITTING US!
 * Wayne: (Prince Charming beats up Murray, and Prince Charming gets hit in the back by Wayne with a red wagon and knocked headfirst into the pool) If we do this thing, it’s our secret forever. (All Monsters agree and drown Prince Charming in the pool)
 * All Monsters: DRAC! (Mavis: DAD!)

(Present)


 * Griffin: You killed the prince?!?
 * Wayne: Yeah, well, It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Prince Charming’s come back from the grave for revenge!
 * Griffin: Oh, Prince Charming will have his revenge… (Griffin reveals himself to be Prince Charming, the Killer, in disguise)
 * Wayne and Mavis: AAAAHHH!!!
 * Prince Charming: (Takes out knife, and attacks Wayne) Fifteen seconds till your death!
 * Mavis: HIIII-YAH! (Jumps to kick him, but misses) Wuh!
 * Prince Charming: Here it comes! Showtime! (Dracula talks in Germany, holding a bow and arrow. Subtitle: "Get away from them, you idiot!")
 * Prince Charming: You can’t shoot me! (Dracula fires an arrow, which runs through Prince Charming's head) OOHH!! (Falls to the floor with Jonathan behind him)
 * Jonathan (chuckling): That bit never gets old. (Dances as funny music starts)