Sesame Street Crayons/Clink, Clank (from Havin' Fun with Ernie & Bert)

Cast

 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert
 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie

Lyrics
(spoken)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange! Zoe Zingy Orange! I've discovered something FANTASTIC! Listen ...

(CLINK)

Zoe Zingy Orange: That's fantastic, Big Bird Feather Yellow!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah, yeah! That's ME hitting this tin can with a spoon.

And listen, this is .. this is me hitting this pan with a spoon ...

(CLANK)

(pleasant sigh)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, that's very interesting, Big Bird Feather Yellow ..

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah. Now, I shake the tin can ..

(RATTLE)

.. you see, it's got MARBLES inside!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh-huh, yeah, that's nice ..

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah, yeah, and then I blow this WHISTLE!

(TWEET)

Oh, Zoe Zingy Orange! It's so wild! So wonderful!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Gee, that doesn't seem so wonderful to me, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, maybe not but listen to what happens when I put them all together, Zoe Zingy Orange ..

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: *pleasant sigh*

Zoe Zingy Orange: Say, that sounds pretty nice, Big Bird Feather Yellow!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: NICE? Zoe Zingy Orange, it's breathtaking!

Hey, now everyone at home, go get a can, or a pan, or a whistle, or, or whatever you can find, and you can join in too.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Join in? Join in on what, Big Bird Feather Yellow?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, you'll see Zoe Zingy Orange, and I'll tell you what happened too. See ...

(sung)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: See, I was sitting around Feeling so blue Trying to think what to Think to do Then ...

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

I suddenly heard something new

I was sitting around Trying to sleep Practicing counting by Counting sheep When ...

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

I knew I had found something new

It was just the water pipe When the faucet got turned on But it lightened up my life Like a nightingale's sweet song!

And now I'm happy with my can and my pan My whistle or two 'Cause now I know What I just gotta do I go ...

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

And the sky is all sunny and blue And ...

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

I bet it'll do it for you!

(spoken)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Gee, that's nice, Big Bird Feather Yellow! Hey, can I join in?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange, everybody can join in! Kids at home too. Ready? Here it comes ...

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, HONK!)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: AAAAhhh! Zoe Zingy Orange, you ruined it!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, I couldn't find a whistle, Big Bird Feather Yellow!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, this time you rattle and I'll tweet.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay, Big Bird Feather Yellow!

(HONK!)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: ZOE ZINGY ORANGE!

Zoe Zingy Orange: I just had to put it down, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, control yourself, huh?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Here we go ..

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

Zoe Zingy Orangee: There, I did it!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: *pleasant sigh*

(sung)

It was just the water pipe When the faucet got turned on But it lightened up my life Like a nightingale's sweet song

And now I'm happy with my can and my pan

(HONK!)

My whistle or two (speaking: Zoe Zingy Orange! Sorry .. ) Now I know what I just got to do I go

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE TWEET) And the sky is all sunny and blue And

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

I bet it'll do it for you! Once more!

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

And again!

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

One last time!

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

I bet it'll do it for you!

(TWEET!)

(spoken)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: It did it for me, I'll tell ya.

Zoe Zingy Orange: (HONK!)