Fraggle Rock Crayons/Who Wants to Go to a Party? (from On the Street Where We Live - Block Party!)

Cast

 * Doozers Green as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Doozers Green: Who wants to go to a party After it's said and done? Singing and dancing and acting nice That's not my kind of fun

I'd rather be nasty, I'd rather be crude I'd rather just sit right here at home in a rotten mood

Who wants to go to a party? Who wants to dress up cute? Ring around Ralph and Flyman Fluff I really don't give a hoot

I'd rather be angry, I'd rather be bad I'd rather just stay here all alone so you know I'm mad

You always want to go your way That suits me fine So, ice cream and cookies are your favorite dish Well, vinegar and pickle sauce are mine

Who wants to go to a party With people I hardly know? Sweaty little handshakes and "How dee do"s I could never stoop that low

I'd rather act rotten, keep out of my way I'd rather be rapped up in my trash, that's where I'll stay

Who says I have to like candy? Who says I have to like cake? So, if you like to go to a lot of crummy parties That's your mistake

Who wants to go to a party Wearing some funny hat Smiling and talking friendly Now, how could I speak to that??

I'd rather have tantrums, uh, I'd rather complain And if your parties out of doors, I'll pray for rain

I'd rather be angry, and that's where it ends Just mind your own business, and we can still be friends