Muppet lip balm/First and Last (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape as First
 * Kermit's Green Keen Apple as Last
 * Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch as Herry Monster

Lyrics
Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Hi, my name is First.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Hi, my name is Last.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Yeah, we're brothers.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Hey, you know why he's called First and I'm always Last? It's because...

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Because I always do things first. Heh. There. I said it first.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Yeah, and I always do things last. Always.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: (spoken) Yeah, that's right. No matter what we do... (singing) I'm first.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: I'm Last. I'm slow.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: I'm fast.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape and Kermit's Green Keen Apple : And whether we run or skate or jump or swim.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Heh, heh, heh. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: And I'm always there after him.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Heh, heh. Yeah. Hey, hey, look over there! There's some candy there.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Oh, maybe there's some jellybeans.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Yeah, let's go run and look, okay?

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Okay.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Go get it. Oh, boy. Look at all those jellybeans! Mmmm....Oh, that was good!

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Hey!

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: What?

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: You ate all the jellybeans!

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Well, yeah. I got there first.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Sometimes it's not any fun getting here last.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Heh, heh. I'm first.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: I'm Last.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: He's slow.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: He's fast.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape and Kermit's Green Keen Apple : And though each of us think the other one's great.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Heh, heh, heh. I'm always early where I go. I'm always early where I go. I'm always early where I go.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: And I'm always late.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Heh, heh. Hey, hey, look over there! There's a big box there. I wonder what's inside. I'm going to go get what's inside and I'm going to be there first. Heh, heh, heh.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Yeah, and I'll be there last. I'm always last.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Here I am first again. And now I get what's inside this box.

Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: Yes, you do! (gives Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape a big smoochy kiss.)

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Yuck!

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Sometimes it pays to be last.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: I'm first.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: I'm Last. I'm slow.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: I'm fast.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape and Kermit's Green Keen Apple : And whether we run or skate or jump or swim.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Heh, heh, heh. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: And I'm always there (giggles) after him. (laughing)