The League of Pastry-Girls Part Four

Here is the last part of this fish tale ever.

Transcript

 * (Bags pulled off their faces)
 * (The league gasps, except Strawberry)
 * Angel Cake: I didn't know to say this, but this is crazy.
 * Simon: I'll say.
 * City Official: Their punishment... THE ASTONISHING CONTRAPTION OF PANTS-BURNING!!!!
 * (People laugh)
 * Simon Narrating: I do not like the sound of this. They demonstrated the contraption. Which you see is a giant lightbulb shooting a laser and turns you into paste. The league, except Strawberry cried.
 * City Official: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... THE QUEEN!!!!!!!! These are the prepetrators of the heinous act against those popstars.
 * Strawberry: Do you have those guilty parties a chance to let someone speak in their own defense?
 * Queen: You may speak.
 * Strawberry: Alvin, Simon and Theodore are celebrities here.
 * Queen: (frowns) Slap them!
 * Strawberry: You don't understand. I am a kind Rhubarbarian. You shoulda told her about my kindness.
 * City Official: What...did you...say?
 * Strawberry: You shoulda told her about my kindness.
 * (Simon and Theodore rip off their clothes and sing about greed while Alvin plays an accordion)
 * Person in Crowd: You're singing about greed?! Get out of the palace!
 * Alvin: (facepalms) My turn...
 * Simon: Fine!
 * Theodore: You do better.
 * (They walk away)
 * ("Bellybutton" music plays backwards)
 * Person in Crowd: What? (Notices arm pump on Strawberry's waist) That's not your heart pumping, those are cheeks playing.
 * (Police, Buccaneers Lunt and Larry arrive)
 * Police Chief: Freeze!
 * (Alvin grabs a rubber mallet and pounds it to the balcony. The balcony falls.)
 * People: Let's start a riot. (Holds torches and pitchforks)
 * (Buccaneer Larry, Buccaneer Lunt and Alvin carry Strawberry out of the palace)
 * (Strawberry speaks gibberish)
 * Alvin: You have the right to remain silent.
 * (Simon, Captain Pa, and Theodore hold them)
 * (They climb up the cliffside)
 * (Loud bellowing)
 * Strawberry: Whew... I think we lost them.
 * (The boat sails back)
 * (Violin music plays)
 * Baker: I paid to see a guy and a girl getting made.
 * Sheriff: Ya, what a refund!
 * (Violin music transitions to dramatic music)
 * (They throw the Marigolds into the ocean)
 * Chog: All the way from Bethlingham, Cabbageville and Boo-Boo Ville, home of the Bad-baloney's pencils... ALVIN, SIMON AND THEODORE!
 * Ginger Snap: Simon's native town is... Bethlingham!?
 * Angel Cake: Theodore's native town is... Cabbageville?!
 * Orange Blossom: And Alvin's native town is... Boo-Boo Ville?!?!?
 * (Alvin, Simon and Theodore sing the "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" remix from the video "Jonah Sing-Along Songs and More". As the song picks up, the boat leaves.)
 * (Transition to Strawberry pouting on a bench in the stadium as the people sing with Alvin, Simon and Theodore)
 * Buccaneer Larry: I just heard the news.
 * Alvin: You're a true member of the League.
 * Strawberry: Yep...
 * Buccaneer Lunt: You gotta be...
 * Theodore: ...at least excited.
 * Strawberry: No one told me that!
 * Captain Pa: You always did have a mind of your own.
 * Simon: We always liked that about you.
 * Chog: Alvin, you're a little flat when you sang that. What did you learn there?
 * Alvin: You need to be trustworthy and be loyal to others.
 * Simon: Ya. You need to follow the directions and be kind.
 * Theodore: Even though they don't deserve it.
 * Strawberry: Chog, you're going overboard.
 * Chog: Well, what do you want? A big musical number?
 * Buccaneer Larry: Awesome!
 * ("The Big Musical Number!" plays. As the song picks up, many people and Strawberry fall asleep.)