A Better View for Garfield

A Better View for Garfield is the third episode of the fifth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the one-hundred and seventh episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, A Better View for Gordon.

Cast

 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry (does not speak)
 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas (cameo)
 * Edd (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) as Edward (cameo)
 * Spike (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Duck (cameo)
 * Phil (from Rugrats) as Stephen Hatt (cameo)
 * Eustace (from Courage the Cowardly Dog) as Jeremiah Jobling (cameo)
 * Reverend Lovejoy (from The Simpsons) as The Vicar of Wellsworth (cameo)
 * Sally Acorn (from Sonic the Hedgehog) as The Storyteller (cameo)
 * Becky (from Shining Time Station) as Nancy (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Garfield was feeling grumpy. This was making Schemer cross."

Schemer: "Why are you complaining all the time?"

Garfield: "Because I'm a fat cat and I know everything. I shall complain whenever I want. You're just a thin man with ideas above your station."

Bart: "I can't see any."

Narrator: "Said Bart."

Bart: "Where are they?"

Garfield: "Any what?"

Bart: "Ideas above the station. The sky's empty."

Schemer: "Like your head, Bart."

Narrator: "Laughed Schemer, but Garfield was still grumpy."

Garfield: "One day I'll show you just what a fat cat could really do."

Bart: "So what can a fat cat really do?"

Garfield: "Not speak to silly little boys for a start."

Narrator: "Replied Garfield, and he puffed away.

Later that day, Mayor Adam West came to see him."

Mayor Adam West: "Garfield, you'll be making one stop today with an empty express to test our new station. You can make up time afterwards."

Garfield: "Why can't Homer do it? He likes idling at stations."

Mayor Adam West: "You will do as you are told!"

Narrator: "Came the blunt reply. So Garfield did.

But he was still unhappy and he grew sick too."

Garfield: "I just can't get up to speed."

Narrator: "He moaned."

Garfield's Fireman: "It's time for your visit to the works. Your body's clogged."

Narrator: "Said the fireman.

At last they approached the new station. Garfield was impressed, but his mood soon changed. In front of him was a blank wall and huge buffers."

Garfield: "What a boring view!"

Narrator: "He grunted."

Garfield: "Important TV Characters like me should have a panoramic view where I could see people and people could see me."

Narrator: "And he kicked at the ground angrily. Garfield was happy when it was time to leave."

Garfield's Driver: "Now you really can enjoy your run, as long as your body will let you."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Garfield: "Come on, come on! I can go faster than this."

Narrator: "Huffed Garfield."

Garfield: "Sick? Me? Never!"

Narrator: "But Garfield began to feel more and more feeble, and soon, he came to a complete stop!"

Garfield: "What happened?"

Narrator: "He exclaimed. His driver and fireman inspected him."

Garfield's Fireman: "Something's broken inside you, Garfield."

Narrator: "Said his fireman."

Garfield's Fireman: "Now, you really will have to go to the works."

Narrator: "Garfield was still fuming when Schemer arrived to collect his flowers."

Schemer: "Well, well, well. So much for knowing about everything. You got too puffed up in your head, so it serves you right."

Narrator: "When Garfield returned from the works a few weeks later, he was still boasting."

Garfield: "I am the finest TV Character in TV Land, probably the finest in the world."

Mayor Adam West: "Come on Garfield, we're going to the official opening of the new station."

Narrator: "Then there was trouble, as Garfield approached the new station, neither the driver or fireman could stop him. Something had jammed. The driver reduced strength, but Garfield was still going too fast."

(CRASH!)

Garfield: "Help me! Please!"

(Mayor West, Driver and Fireman see Garfield on an exculator)

Mayor Adam West: "Well, Garfield."

Narrator: "Said Mayor West."

Mayor Adam West: I knew you wanted a panoramic view, but this is not the way to achieve it."

Garfield: "Yes, sir. Sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Muttered Garfield.

When Garfield was heeled again, he took Mayor West to the new station for it's second official opening.

This time, he arrived safely, and everyone clapped and cheered as he pulled in.

Mayor West spoke to him."

Mayor Adam West: "Your panoramic view is here to stay. I trust you will see through it from the safety of your own road."

Narrator: "Garfield heartily agreed."