Sesame Street nail polish/Fat Cat Sat Hat (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Big Bird is the Word! as Bip Bippadotta
 * I Love Trash as Green Blank-Faced Anything Muppet Singer
 * Om Nom Nom! as Fat Blue Blank-Faced Anything Muppet Singer
 * Ah! Ah! Ah! as Lavender Blank-Faced Anything Muppet Singer

Lyrics
Big Bird is the Word!: Fat

I Love Trash: Cat

Om Nom Nom!: Sat

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Hat

I Love Trash: Fat

Om Nom Nom!: Fat

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (pause) Fat

I Love Trash: Cat

Om Nom Nom!: Cat

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (pause) Cat

I Love Trash: Sat

Om Nom Nom!: Sat

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (pause) Sat

I Love Trash: Hat

Om Nom Nom!: Hat

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (pause) Hat

Big Bird is the Word!: (bursting in) A fat cat sat on a hat, saw a rat on the mat, got a bat, had a chat with a gnat that he'd pat in a vat that was flat, oh yeah! (all glare at him, shaking their heads) (quieter) Oh... yeah Sorry about that Small

I Love Trash: Ball

Om Nom Nom!: Tall

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Wall

I Love Trash: Small

Om Nom Nom!: Small

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (pause) Small

I Love Trash: Ball

Om Nom Nom!: Ball

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (pause) Ball

I Love Trash: Tall

Om Nom Nom!: Tall

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (pause) Tall

I Love Trash: Wall

Om Nom Nom!: Wall

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (pause) Wall

Big Bird is the Word!: (bursting in) See the small ball on the tall wall, see it fall in a hall, see it crawl, give its all its call, "Hi, y'all!" see it stall, wear a shawl, oh yeah! (all glare at him, shaking their heads) (Quieter) Oh, yeah (sighs) Red

I Love Trash: Head

Om Nom Nom!: Fed

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Bread

I Love Trash: Red

Om Nom Nom!: Red

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (pause) Red

I Love Trash: Head

Om Nom Nom!: Head

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (pause) Head

I Love Trash: Fed

Om Nom Nom!: Fed

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (pause) Fed

I Love Trash: Bread

Om Nom Nom!: Bread

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (pause) Bread

Big Bird is the Word!: (bursting in) See the red head bein' fed bread on his sled made of lead as he sped to be wed but he fled instead out ahead up to Ted in his bed and he said... (All glare at him as he continues, shrinking down) Red, head, fed, bread Small, ball, tall, wall Fat, cat, sat, hat And that's that!

I Love Trash, Om Nom Nom!, & Ah! Ah! Ah!: SC AT !!!