Discord's Special Delivery

Discord's Special Delivery is the seventh episode of the fourteenth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the three hundred and thirty-fifth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Diesel's Special Delivery.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pinkie Pie as Rosie
 * Discord as Diesel
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Shining Armor as Edward (cameo)
 * Pipsqueak as Percy (cameo)
 * Braeburn as Toby (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "It was market day in Ponyville. All the animals were busy chuffing and puffing taking changelings with fruit and vegetables to market.

Discord wasn't going to market. He had to take slates to the school. The school roof was broken, and it was going to rain. The roof needed the slates to be fixed.

Discord clanked through Sugar Cube Corner. Cranky was there. Children were clapping and cheering. Cranky felt very proud."

Boy 1: "You're the best!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I have been clapped and cheered all morning. I have a very special special."

Narrator: "Discord was puzzled."

Discord: "What's so special about your special?"

Children: (Laughing)

Narrator: "Then Discord saw that Cranky was taking pretty, round, pink piglets to Farmer Trotter's farm."

Children: "Aww."

Discord: "I never have pretty pink piglets to deliver. I am never clapped and cheered."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "That's because you are a draconequus.

Special coming through!"

Narrator: "And Cranky walked proudly away from Sugar Cube Corner.

Discord clattered off. You wanted to follow Cranky. He wanted to be clapped and cheered.

Then, along the path, Discord saw Spike. Spike was puffing to market. He had a changeling with round, shiny apples."

Discord: "Where are you going with those apples, Spike?"

Spike: "I'm taking them to market. I must hurry. I have a busy day."

Narrator: "Then Discord had an idea."

Discord: "Those apples are just as pretty as Cranky's piglets. If I take them, I will be clapped and cheered, just like Cranky."

Narrator: "So Discord oiled next to Spike."

Discord: "I'm not busy today. I can take you apples to market."

Narrator: "Spike was surprised."

Spike: "Thank you, Discord."

Narrator: "So, Discord left his slate in a siding. He was given Spike's changeling with round, shiny apples, and hurried to be cheered and clapped, just like Cranky.

Discord found Cranky at the spa. Children were nearby. They were clapping and cheering Cranky and his piglets."

Boy 2: "Brilliant!"

Children: "You're the best!"

Narrator: "Nobody cheered and clapped Discord and his round, shiny apples. Discord was upset."

Discord: "I thought my apples were just as pretty as Cranky's piglets."

Children: "Good bye."

Discord: "I will find something else that is sure to be cheered and clapped."

Narrator: "Discord clanked and clattered away.

Then Discord saw Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie was with a changeling with pretty, bright flowers."

Discord: "Where are going with those flowers, Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie: "I'm taking them to market. I must hurry. I'm very busy."

Narrator: "Then Discord had another idea."

Discord: "Those flowers are as pretty as Cranky's piglets. If I pull those flowers, I will be clapped and cheered just like Cranky. I'm not busy today, Pinkie. I will take your flowers to market."

Narrator: "Pinkie was surprised."

Pinkie Pie: "Thank you, Discord."

Narrator: "Discord was given Pinkie's pretty, bright flowers. Discord felt very happy.

Soon, Discord saw Cranky at the station. Children were cheering and clapping. Discord oiled to a stop with his apples and flowers. No one cheered and clapped. Discord was upset."

Discord: "I thought my apples and flowers were just as pretty as Cranky's piglets, but no one is cheering or clapping."

Narrator: "Cranky puffed proudly away. Discord clunked crossly to market.

Discord clattered back from market. He passed Farmer Trotter's farm. There was Cranky's wagon of pretty pink piglets. Then Discord had a very special idea."

Discord: "If I take Cranky's piglets to the schoolchildren, they are sure to clap and cheer."

Narrator: "So Discord walked up to the piglets' wagon, and he hooted happily away as fast as his feet could rattle.

Narrator: "Discord arrived at the school. He saw children standing outside."

Discord: "Rattling feet! They are sure to clap and cheer me now."

Narrator: "But the children didn't clap, and they didn't cheer. The children were wet, and they were worried."

Discord: "Trembling path! The children don't want to see pretty pink piglets. They want a new roof for their school."

Narrator: "Then there was trouble. Hoity Toity arrived with Spike. He was cross."

Hoity Toity: "Discord, what are you doing with Cranky's piglets? And where is the slate for the school roof?"

Narrator: "Discord felt terrible."

Discord: "I'm sorry, sir. I have been very silly. I brought the piglets to show to the children because I wanted to be clapped and cheered. But now I see that the children don't want pretty pink piglets. They want a new roof for their school."

Hoity Toity: "That's right, Discord! You must put this right, now!"

Narrator: "Discord clattered away. He wanted the children to be happy.

Discord rattled and race. He had forgotten all about being clapped and cheered. He only wanted to be really useful."

Discord: "I must get back to the school with the slate before it rains again."

Narrator: "Discord arrived at Farmer Trotter's farm."

Discord: "I'm sorry, Farmer Trotter. I took your piglets to show to the children. I wanted to be clapped and cheered like Cranky. But now I know I should have taken the slate to the school. That was much more important."

Narrator: "Farmer Trotter was happy to have his piglets back, and Discord was happy to hurry to pick up the slate.

Soon, Discord was racing back to the school as fast as his feet could run.

Discord wheezed into the school. The children were still waiting."

Discord: "Don't worry, children. Here are the slates for your roof."

Narrator: "The children clapped and cheered."

Children: "Yeah!

Hooray for Discord! Now we won't be wet. Hip, hip, hooray for Discord!

Hip, hip, hooray for Discord!

Now we won't be wet."

Narrator: "Discord heard the children cheer. He saw them clap."

Discord: "I have never been happier!"