Sesame Street Crayons/I Love Trash (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Oscar the Grouch
 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Gordon
 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Lance

Lyrics
Zoe Zingy Orange: Beautiful.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oscar Grouchy Green, come on over here. See what Zoe Zingy Orange is up to this time.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yes.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, Zoe Zingy Orange, what are you doing? Trash all over here. What are you doing?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow, I feel great today.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, you do, huh?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yep, I'm going through all my trash. Just throwing it around and looking at it. It makes a grouch feel terrific.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, yeah?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Just looking at this trash once in a while.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well. Mmmm.

Zoe Zingy Orange: And Big Bird Feather Yellow? Just looking at this trash just makes me feel so good, I feel like singing.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: You feel like singing?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yeah.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: What about that, Oscar Grouchy Green? Well, why don't you, huh?

Zoe Zingy Orange: All right, then I will.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Okay, go ahead.

Zoe Zingy Orange: (singing) Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash

(spoken) Now just look at this if you wanna see something beautiful!

(singing) I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn It's all full of holes and the laces are torn A gift from my mother the day I was born I love it because it's trash

Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash

(spoken) Now I'm gonna show you something really terrific!

(singing) I have here some newspaper thirteen months old I wrapped fish inside it; it's smelly and cold But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold! I love it because it's trash

Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash

(spoken) And now some more beautiful things!

(singing) I've a clock that won't work And an old telephone A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone And I am delighted to call them my own! I love them because they're trash

Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love, I love, I love trash!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, Zoe Zingy Orange. Zoe Zingy Orange, that was a great trash song.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, thanks.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: A regular santation serenade. I like that one.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yeah.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: That was pretty good. Listen, for your hard work and effort, I've got a treat for you.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yeah? What, what, what?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, yeah. Listen, you're going to love this. It's a trip to the garbage dump.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, boy! Terrific!