Hoity Toity's Holiday

Hoity Toity's Holiday is the twentieth episode of the fifth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the one hundred and twenty-fourth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Owlowiscious as Harold
 * Apple Bloom as Annie
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Princess Celestia as Lady Hatt
 * Pipsqueak as Percy (does not speak)
 * Braeburn as Toby (does not speak)
 * Scootaloo as Henrietta (does not speak)
 * Lightning Dust as Tiger Moth (I know, Lightning Dust is female) (does not speak)
 * Soarin as Duck (cameo)
 * Twist as Nancy (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
One day, Hoity Toity arranged with Spike to take Princess Celestia and his grandchildren to the seaside. The sun shone and everywhere looked splendid.

But Princess Celestia was feeling hot and tired. She took her troubles out on Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle."

Princess Celestia: "Those fillies are old and uncomfortable. Why don't you use them as beach huts instead?"

Narrator: "Spike was most upset."

Spike: "You won't let them turn Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle into beach huts, will you?"

Spike's Driver: "Of course not, Spike."

Narrator: "Replied his driver."

Spike's Driver: "But I must admit they could be smarten up."

Narrator: "The next day, Hoity Toity used Pipsqueak to take his family to Owlowiscious' park. They were just about to come near Owlowiscious when it happened."

Hoity Toity: "Ooh, what was that?"

Narrator: "Cried Hoity Toity."

Owlowiscious: "That's Lightning Dust."

Narrator: "Grumbled Owlowiscious."

Owlowiscious: "She's rude and flies much too low."

Hoity Toity: "So I can see. Please take us up, Owlowiscious before there's another disturbance."

Narrator: "A few days, Owlowiscious arrived at their holiday home with bad news."

Owlowiscious' Pilot: "It's Lightning Dust."

Narrator: "Said Owlowiscious' pilot."

Owlowiscious' Pilot: "She's gone missing. Do you wish to join the search party with us?"

Hoity Toity: "I think I better.

There's Lightning Dust!"

Narrator: "Called Hoity Toity.

Then he spoke to the pilot."

Hoity Toity: "You were showing off and flying dangerous. I will speak to your controller and request that you are grounded."

Lightning Dust's Pilot: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Replied the pilot."

Hoity Toity: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I shall return to my holiday."

Lightning Dust's Pilot: "Jolly good idea, sir."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity arranged to meet up with Braeburn and Scootaloo to take them somewhere special.

They arrived at a small river inland."

Stephen and Bridget Hatt: "What a beautiful boat!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed the children."

Hoity Toity: "It's my special treat."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity took the helm with Celestia beside him."

Hoity Toity: "It's so nice to be away from Ponyville for once."

Narrator: "He said to her."

Princess Celestia: "And far cleaner."

Narrator: "She replied. But life on the river is very different from that on the ground.

The family were enjoying themselves so much that they forgot to watch where they were going."

Hoity Toity: "Oh, botheration!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "We're stuck!"

Narrator: "And they were. Other boats try to pull them off the mudbank, but it was no use. Pipsqueak saw the commotion and stopped."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Is there anything we can do to help?"

Narrator: "Called his driver."

Hoity Toity: "Yes, indeed there is.

This is the life, isn't it, my dear?"

Narrator: "Soon, they arrived at a small station. There was Spike with Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle who were looking as smart as their new coats inside and out."

Princess Celestia: "My!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Celestia."

Princess Celestia: "What splendid fillies! So much more suitable than those old beach huts on feet."

Narrator: "No one said a word.

But that evening, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle spoke to Spike."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "It's very nice to get compliments, but no matter what we look like we're always be useful, won't we, Spike?"

Spike: "Of course."

Narrator: "Their friend replied."