Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Bear in the Big Blue House and Blue's Clues/Real Pirate (from Muppet Sing-Alongs: Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * The Ferocious Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Kermit the Frog
 * Mailbox (from Blue's Clues) as Clueless Morgan
 * Sidestep (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Polly Lobster
 * Mr. Moon (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Mad Monty
 * Ojo (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Pirate Girl
 * Jeremiah Tortoise (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Old Tom
 * Big Duck (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Mudwell the Mudbunny
 * Reggie Van Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Calico
 * Doc Owl (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Murray the Minstrel
 * BB Cats (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Walleye Pike
 * Slippery Soap (from Blue's Clues) as One-Eyed Jack
 * Jack the Dog (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Black Dog
 * Harry the Duck (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Seagull

Lyrics
Ojo: I'm a real pirate from me boots up to me hat. I'm a real pirate. Hey me lads! You got a problem with that? I love adventure. That's the life for me. I'm a real pirate and I love to sail the sea.

Everyone: She loves to sail the sea. She loves to sail the sea.

Ojo: I can batten down the hatches. I can hoist the flag. Haul the anchor up and coil the rope without a snag. Fight when fightin's needed and make the loudest noise.

Sidestep: Arr.

Ojo: Arr.

Mr. Moon: Arr!

Ojo: Argh! If it's daring I desire it. I'm a pirate. Got it, boys? I'm a real pirate from me boots up to me hat. I'm a real pirate. Hey me lads! You got a problem with that? I love adventure. That's the life for me. I'm a real pirate and I love to sail the sea.

Everyone: She loves to sail the sea. She loves to sail the sea.

Ojo: I can laugh with all me mateys. Dance a merry jig. Raise me glass of milk and take a mighty, mighty swig. Lift me weight in booty. It's gold me heart enjoys. Oh, ah. Look at that!

Mailbox: Well, how about this cannon?,/span>

Ojo: I can fire it. I'm a pirate. Hear that, boys? I'm a real pirate from me boots up to me hat. I'm a real pirate. Hey me lads! You got a problem with that? I love adventure. That's the life for me. I'm a real pirate and I love to sail the sea. When the mornin' sun is risin' so slowly in the sky, is it really so surprising? I wake up singing 'Aye!

Everyone: She's a real pirate. From her boots up to her hat. She's a real pirate. Hey me gal! We got no problem with that! She loves adventure!

Ojo: That's the life for me!

Everyone: She's a real pirate and she loves to sail the sea. She likes to sail the sea. She loves to sail the sea.

Ojo: That's right. I love to sail the sea. I'm a real pirate. And I love to sail the sea.