Muppets/Trick or Treat (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Rowlf the Dog as Mr. Munch

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog: Wow, this place is looking great. I can't wait for Halloween to get here. I wonder who that can be?

Rowlf the Dog: Kermit! Oh, Kermit! I'm so glad you're home!

Kermit the Frog: Rowlf, come in!

Rowlf the Dog: I'm so worried, Kermit. I just don't know what I'm gonna do.

Kermit the Frog: Calm down, buddy. What's going on?

Rowlf the Dog: Well, as you know, Halloween is right around the corner.

Kermit the Frog: Right.

Rowlf the Dog: And that's the time when we have to dress up in fun costumes and go door to door to get yummy treats with our parents or an adult we know and trust.

Kermit the Frog: Trick or treating. Correct.

Rowlf the Dog: Well, just thinking of all those goodies. I mean, it's a lot of pressure, Kermit. What if I messed up? What if I don't do it right?

Kermit the Frog: Relax, Rowlf. It's easy. Tell you what. How about if I help you practice trick or treating so you'll be ready for the big day?

Rowlf the Dog: Kermit, you'll do that for me?

Kermit the Frog: Sure!

Rowlf the Dog: Oh, thank you, Kermit! Thank you!

Kermit the Frog: Okay, Rowlf, okay!

Rowlf the Dog: So what do I do?

Kermit the Frog: Well, you go outside and ring the doorbell. And when I open the door, all you have to do is hold up the bag and say "Trick or Treat".

Rowlf the Dog: Trick or treat!

Kermit the Frog: Right! When I open the door...

Rowlf the Dog: Oh, right! Gotcha!

Kermit the Frog: Halloween is getting near, the leaves are falling. Yeah, it's almost here. We'll get some pumpkins and carve them right with silly faces to light up the night. Now grab a costume and listen how we'll get some candy from every house in town. Just ring the doorbell the normal way and when they opened up the door, you say...

Rowlf the Dog: How do you do?

Kermit the Frog: No, Rowlf! Trick or treat!

Rowlf the Dog: Oh, yeah!

Kermit the Frog: Trick or treat!

Rowlf the Dog: Right.

Kermit the Frog: And go one house over and repeat. If you want those goodies nice and sweet, you gotta say trick or treat.

Rowlf the Dog: I'm sorry, Kermit. I sort of forgot what we were doing.

Kermit the Frog: It's all right, but just focus. Now go back outside and let's do this again.

Rowlf the Dog: Okay, bye, Kermit.

Kermit the Frog: Halloween is so much fun, a spooky special time for everyone. We'll have a party we'll do it right Then it's time to go out in the night Now here's a trick to get a treat from nearly every neighbor on your street. Go to the front door and ring the bell and when they opened up the door, just yell...

Rowlf the Dog: Uh, stinker feet! (laughing)

Kermit the Frog: Really, Rowlf? Trick or treat! Trick or treat!

Rowlf the Dog: Oh.

Kermit the Frog: Say it loud, don't need to be discrete! Don't stop trying, don't accept defeat, just say trick or treat. Sticker feet, Rowlf?

Rowlf the Dog: I'm sorry, Kermit. I panicked.

Kermit the Frog: It's okay. How about we trade places? I'll go outside and ring the doorbell and I'll show you how it's done?

Rowlf the Dog: Okay, bye, Kermit. Oh boy, these treats sure look good!

Kermit the Frog: Halloween goes by so fast, you'll think it's over. Man, it doesn't last. Next October it comes and goes again. Let's take advantage of it while we can.

Rowlf the Dog: Oh, I really wish I can eat those goodies.

Kermit the Frog: Put on a costume now come along and listen to the lyrics of my song It's really easy I'm sure you heard to get some goodies, just say these three words. Uh, Rowlf?

Rowlf the Dog: Wait, what was that thing I could say to get me treats? Oh, I remembered! Trick or treat!

Kermit the Frog: Rowlf?

Rowlf the Dog: Trick or treat! It's sure nice to get off of my feet. Now look at all these yummies I can eat. Because I said trick or treat.

Kermit the Frog: Rowlf!

Rowlf the Dog: Mmmm. Look at all this.

Kermit the Frog: That's not how it works!

Rowlf the Dog: Let's see what I've got here.

Kermit the Frog: Open up!

Rowlf the Dog: Raisins! Nature's candy.

Kermit the Frog: Rowlf!

Rowlf the Dog: I love raisins!

Kermit the Frog: Rowlf! Open the door! You're in my house!