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Cast

 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Fozzie Bear
 * Warm & Fozzie and Chillin' Like a Villain as Statler and Waldorf

Lyrics
Oscar Grouchy Green: Aw, thank you, folks. Hey, are all you elves and reindeer having a good time tonight? Well, good, because right now, I'd like to bring out our own furry funny man. Ladies and gentlemen, put your paws and hands together. The big North Pole welcome for Zoe Zingy Orange. Yay!

Zoe Zingy Orange: (spoken) Thank you, Oscar Grouchy Green. Thank you, thank you and thank you! (singing) Zoe Zingy Orange's my name and comedy's my game. I'm happy to be here tonight at the North Pole Comedy Club. I'll sing a song or two, we'll have a laugh or two, it's Christmastime and we're here and fine at the North Pole Comedy Club. (spoken) Hey, how's everybody doing out there tonight? So why does Santa take presents to all the children of the world? Because the presents won't take themselves. Aaaah. No, no, no, no, please don't leave. I just got started. (sighs) Say, do you know where Santa stays when he's out on the road? At the Ho-Ho-Hotel. Wait, you gotta love this part. What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning? Crisp Kringle! Wocka wocka!

Warm & Fozzie: Sir, I've got a better question. What does it end?

Warm & Fozzie and Chillin' Like a Villain : D'oh- ho-ho!

Zoe Zingy Orange: (singing) Zoe Zingy Orange's my name and comedy's my game. I'm happy to be here tonight at the North Pole Comedy Club. I'll sing a song or two, we'll have a laugh or two, it's Christmastime and we're here and fine at the North Pole Comedy Club. (spoken) Okay, let's see, where was I? Oh yeah, the elves. Do you know how elves say hello to each other? "Small world, isn't it?" Aaaah. Do you guys hear about the elf who put his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log. How many elves does it take to change the lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to stand each other's shoulder!

Warm & Fozzie: Those light jokes are older than me!

Chillin' Like a Villain: Ha, ha, then you're only past ten.

Warm & Fozzie and Chillin' Like a Villain : D'oh- ho-ho!

Zoe Zingy Orange: (singing) And if you like what you see, tell everyone you know to come to me. But if you don't like my jokes, make sure you never tell the other folks, please. Zoe Zingy Orange's my name and comedy's my game. I'm happy to be here tonight at the North Pole Comedy Club. I'll sing a song or two, we'll have a laugh or two, it's Christmastime and we're here and fine at the North Pole Comedy Club. (spoken) Hey, and what's the story with those reindeer? I mean, why do they always wear fur coats? It's probably because they look silly in snow suits. Wocka wocka!

Warm & Fozzie: That's too much!

Warm & Fozzie and Chillin' Like a Villain : Bo o!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Let's see. When should you give reindeer milk to a baby? When it's a baby reindeer! Aaaah. No, don't turn on me now, folks! Does anyone know what you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs? Anything you want because he can't hear you.

Warm & Fozzie: I wish I couldn't hear you.

Chillin' Like a Villain: Well, then, enjoy the act a lot more now.

Warm & Fozzie: You're kidding.

Chillin' Like a Villain: No, I turned off my hearing aid three jokes now.

Warm & Fozzie and Chillin' Like a Villain : D'oh- ho-ho!

Zoe Zingy Orange: (singing) It's time for me to go. I hope you like the show. It sure was fun to be with you at the North Pole Comedy Club. We had a laugh or two, I sang a song with you. Merry Christmas to you all at the North Pole Comedy Club. (spoken) Happy Holidays, everyone! Wocka Wocka! (singing) Merry Christmas to you all at the North Pole Comedy Club.