The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Teaser (VF2000's version)

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Teaser (VF2000's version): If Big Idea owned the rights to both SpongeBob SquarePants movies, then the teaser trailer for The SpongeBob Movie:Sponge Out of Water would be shown on both the LarryBoy and the Bad Apple and Shrek 2 DVDs.

Transcript

 * (VeggieTales logo shows up)
 * Pirate Burger-Beard: At last... it is mine. With this magic book, any evil plan I write comes true. But to harness this power, I need the final page that is protected deep below the surface by one legendary hero.
 * Plankton: Will you please stop playing that tiny piano?!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.
 * Pirate Burger-Beard: Attack!
 * Patrick: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here. Aah! He's right on top of us!
 * Mr. Krabs: Bar the door!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Got it!
 * (Explosion)
 * (Crowd gasps)
 * Pirate Burger-Beard: Bulls-eye!
 * Narrator: From the studios of Big Idea...
 * Mr. Krabs: That pirate's gonna destroy our world!
 * Squidward: Aren't you overreacting a bit?
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, what are you doing?
 * Patrick: Vandalising stuff.
 * Plankton: Isn't that your house?
 * Narrator: To save their world...
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Come on, team! Let's get that book back.
 * Narrator: They must come...
 * Squidward: Ow!
 * Narrator: ...to ours.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: What is this place? Uh-oh!
 * Narrator: In 2007...
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: A giant, hairy porpoise bleached!
 * Mr. Krabs: We need to get these guys back in the water.
 * Squidward: Ugh! This place smells awful.
 * Narrator: Comes a hilarious vegetable event... so hot
 * Patrick: Where have you been all my life?
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: This is uncomfortable.
 * Narrator: ...And so extreme...
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: There's the book! Now it's our turn to rewrite the story!
 * Narrator: ...You'll need new pants!
 * Bleached Scallion: Those guys must work out.
 * Tourist Pea: I think they're my spyclops.
 * Invincibubble: Alright, here comes the pain!
 * Plank-Ton: That ain't good.
 * Mr. Superawesomeness: They're beautiful.
 * Narrator: VeggieTales presents: "The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water"!
 * Invincibubble: Mr. Superawesomeness, take them down!
 * (Crowd gasps)
 * Invincibubble: Maybe we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
 * Narrator: Coming Spring 2007 to a DVD player near you.