Muppet nail polish/The Bathtub of Seville (from Splish Splash: Bath Time Fun)

Cast

 * Excuse Moi! as Placido Flamingo
 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Phil Harmonic

Lyrics
Pepe's Purple Passion: (spoken) And now, Sesame Street is proud to present the beloved tenor, Mr. Excuse Moi!, who will sing for us the magnificent tub-scrubbing aria from the opera "The Bathtub of Seville". This great, great opera tells the story of a pink flamingo who's very sad because he wants to take a bath, but he can't because the tub is dirty. As the performance begins, the bathtub cleaner has just arrived at the door of the musician's bathroom and the musician is begging him to scrub his tub in time with the music. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Excuse Moi!!

Excuse Moi!: Scrubba, scrubba, scrubba, scrubba, scubba the tub! Rubba, rubba, rubba, rubba, tubba, tubby tub! Scrubba, scrubba, scrubba, scrubba, scubba the tub! Rubba, rubba, rubba, rubba, tubba, tubby tub! Scrub the tub, scrub the tub, Scrub the tub, scrub the tubby, the tubby tub, the tubby tub, the tub, the tub!

(audience cheering)