Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales with Friends

Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner&#39;s Thomas Tales with Friends is a crossover series with characters of various shows, real life celebrities, musicians and professional athletes. Featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor and Tara Strong as the voice of Timmy Turner. Each episode will have five Thomas Stories and one song. Only Stories from Seasons 1-7 and the Jack and the Pack episodes may be used. No stories from Seasons 8-present allowed. And only songs from Seasons 3-7 may be used as well as non-Thomas songs. Many stories will be repeated once along with some Thomas songs.

Major Trivia

 * The Powerpuff Girls are 8 in this series.
 * Spongebob Squarepants and other characters from his named show will be their pre-movie selves.
 * Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner themselves will be absent in some episodes and in their places, Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr), Junior, Mr. Double, Edd and Percy will tell the stories.
 * Season 7 Thomas Stories (narrated by Michael Brandon) will have the original music.
 * Originally, the series was titled, "Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales with Friends" but due to multiple episodes with Timmy telling stories, it was changed to "Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner's Thomas Stories with Friends" despite Mr. Conductor has the bigger majority of telling stories.

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, The Powerpuff Girls visit the Eds' cul-de-sac. Ed plays with Bubbles, Edd and Blossom share knowledge with each other, and Eddy and Buttercup team up playing pranks and doing scams. Mr. Conductor appears and tells them stories about girls on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Mavis (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas Meets the Queen (George Carlin)
 * 5) Percy's Predicament (George Carlin)

Song

 * That's What Girls Do

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Eds! What's up?
 * Bubbles: Hi, Mr. Conductor!
 * Buttercup: What's up, Little Man?
 * Eddy: You know our friend, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, they do, Eddy. I met the Powerpuff Girls at some point (in reference to "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition" when he guest starred in "Once Upon A Time" and met the girls in that episode) after I met you and your friends. And usually, the expression is, Ladies first.
 * (Edd and Blossom show up)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Edd! Where have you and Blossom been?
 * Edd: We were looking up insects and- Pardon me, Did you just say Blossom? How did you know her name?
 * Mr. Conductor: She and her sisters, Bubbles and Buttercup are friends of mine. They've told me stories about how they save the world from so many monsters and crooks.
 * Bubbles: Oh, shucks. It's our job.
 * Mr. Conductor: And I think you girls and Eds will be great friends the same way Thomas and Emily became friends.
 * Bubbles: Who's Emily, Mr. Conductor?
 * Blossom: But we already know Thomas, Edward, Duck, Rusty, and Stepney.
 * Buttercup: Yeah, how come we've never heard about her when you told us your stories of Rusty and Stepney back in Shining Time Station?
 * Edd: Why, I don't believe we heard the story of Emily's first day either. Won't you tell us the story please?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be glad to. (Blows whistle and "Emily's New Coaches" begins)

Plot

 * Mojo Jojo keeps Edd hostage in a prison cell in a "good guy prison", after the Rowdyruff Boys posed as a trio of school kids walking together in a socialable group and kidnapped him. On a stormy night, Edd (In a prison striped shirt) was DEEPLY upset and cried, worrying about his family and friends who missed him VERY much. Mr. Conductor appears and gives Edd advice with stories of escapes and plans on the Island Of Sodor. After the last story, Mr. Conductor disappears to get help. After 5 minutes of waiting (with tears in his eyes), Timmy speaks to him in his head and helps Edd escape with advice from "The Shawshank Redemption".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (George Carlin)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toad Stands By (George Carlin)
 * 4) The World's Strongest Engine (Alec Balwin)
 * 5) Heroes (George Carlin)

Song

 * "Shawshank Redemption" (Prison Escape Theme) from "The Shawshank Redemption")

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens in the prison at 12:07 A.M with Edd crying, covering his face)
 * Edd (voiceover): How could I, of all people, have gotten imprisoned you may ask? *thunderclap* Well, it started when the undercover Rowdyruff Boys, accompanied by the evil primate, Mojo Jojo (posing as 3 school kids walking home in a normal group conversation) kidnapped me in an ambushing fashion and flew me to this prison built by Mr. Conductor's doppelganger used to imprison good people. How ridiculous and at the same time, ironic. I've been trapped for about a week. I'm hoping somebody comes to my aid, and fast.
 * Edd: *sobs covering face*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor (whisper tone): Edd!
 * Edd (whisper tone): Mr. Conductor! Thank goodness! I'm saved.
 * Mr. Conductor: Your parents and friends have been wondering where you went off to. Posters of "Have you seen Eddward Marion?" were posted everywhere!
 * Edd: Well, Mr. Conductor. I'd be happy to explain.
 * (One minute later)
 * Edd: And well... here I am. Perhaps you can disappear me out of here with your magic.
 * Mr. Conductor: I would be gladly, but I'm low on magic again and I don't have enough to disappear us both out of here.
 * Edd: Oh dear...
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't panic, Edd. Escapes are often successful. Like the time Douglas saved Oliver.
 * Edd: Oh, perhaps some stories would inspire an escape plan?
 * Mr. Conductor: That's indeed a great idea! (blows whistle and "Escape!" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after 5 minutes of waiting)
 * Edd: *tears up and sniffles*
 * Timmy (voice only) Eddward, you all right?! It's Timmy! you can hear me in your head!
 * Edd (whispering): Timmy! Oh heavens I'm so pleased to here from you!
 * Timmy: It's cool too see-well, hear you again, dude. Good thing I snuck out of my parents' house to help Jimmy and Mr. Conductor track you on the tron in Jimmy's lab. I'm here to help you bust outta there!
 * Edd: Oh, Timmy! I'm so grateful! Please kindly navigate and instruct me on how I escape this horrid prison!
 * Timmy (Voice only): Ok, first you dig your way until you come across the drain pipes!
 * Edd: Right-o. But digging won't be easy it-
 * (Then Edd discovered a a hole behind the poster in his cell wall that had been done by a previous escapee)
 * Edd: Well, that's convenitently lucky. (enters the hole / "Shawshank Redemption" begins)
 * *Edd makes his way to the pipes*
 * Edd: I've successfully made it to the pipes. Now what?
 * Timmy (voice only): All you have to do is crack that drain pipe open, crawl through that sewer pipe, and you're free!
 * Edd (whispering): *gasps* You mean I have to travel through that narrow unsanitary pipe?!
 * Timmy (voice only): Uh, duh! Have you seen "The Shawshank Redemption"?!
 * Edd (whispering): *gasps* Indeed I did! I know the plot! Well *sighs* here I go. *pounds the pipe really hard with the rock 3 times (in unsion to each lightning silhouette and thunderclap) until it cracks and human waste sprays him*
 * Edd looks inside the pipe and the scene cuts to him crawling, grunting and groaning*
 * Edd (in a gagging and, groaning way): I need to escape.... I need to get back to my friends.*gags and keeps on crawling* *scene cuts to the end of the sewer pipe hanging above the water*
 * Edd (voiceover): I finally made it to freedom after crawling in this unsanitary foulness I can't even imagine. I crawled 800 yards, the same size as 8 NFL Football Fields, more than half a mile.
 * *Edd grunts as he finally crawls out of the pipe and splashes into the thundering water, and Edd swims to safety in his smelly and filthy prison clothes*
 * Edd: *takes off his smelly and dirty prison shirt and opens his arms in the air in the middle of the storm* (in unison to crashing thunder and lightning) *stutters* FREEDOM!!!!!! HA HA!!!! *episode fades out and ends with a triumphant Edd's arms open in the storm*

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, when Ed misses his imaginary friend, Jib, Mr. Conductor surprises him by bringing Mac, Bloo and the Foster's gang to the cul-de-sac to cheer him up. He also tells stories about when friends are far ,feeling homesick and making new friends.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved from Scrap (George Carlin)
 * 2) A New Friend for Thomas (George Carlin)
 * 3) Four Little Engines (George Carlin)
 * 4) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Bad Day at Castle Loch (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * That's What Friends Are For

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Ed crying)
 * Ed: *sobs* Who's going to push me on the swing? Or go fishing with me?! *sobs* Who's going to help me butter my toast?!
 * Eddy: Ah, you're better off without that Scam-blocking no-good distractor anyway, Blubberpuss!
 * Edd *voice only*: Eddy, shame on you! Can't you see Ed is going through a difficult time of mourn?
 * Eddy: What the--?! SOCKHEAD?! Where the heck were you all along?!
 * Edd: In a most dark and unsanitary, but adventurous and successful jailbreak, Eddy.
 * Eddy: Wait...You were an outlaw who escaped from prison?! I'm turning you in--!
 * Edd: I WASN'T an outlaw, Eddy.
 * Eddy: How come, Sockhead?!
 * Edd: I was KIDNAPPED! You see, the undercover Rowdyruff Boys placed me in an "imitation Prison" ran by Mojo Jojo, and I was glad to have showered before coming out today after crawling 800 yards in a filthy sewer pipe last night and running for 2 miles until 5 Peach Creek Police Department cars (with their sirens blaring and police lights on) parked right in front of me and kindly took me home. (In reference to "The Ed-Shank Redemption", even though Edd ended up being rescued by the police was never mentioned in the episode)
 * Eddy: What else is new?
 * Ed: JAIL BAD FOR JIB!!!! *bawls*
 * Eddy: Well I wish he WAS in jail.
 * Edd: I wouldn't say that If I were you, Eddy.
 * Edd: *comforts Ed*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Is Ed all right?
 * Ed: *sobs* I miss my Jib, Mr. Conductor!
 * Edd: Time heals all wounds, Ed.
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right. You'll cheer up, Ed. Anyway, I've brought some friends of ours to the cul-de-sac today. Here they come!
 * (Then Mac, Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco and Frankie entered the scene)
 * Edd: Why, it's our friends from Foster's!
 * Eddy: You mean from when we went into that toy box all for that red-headed chick and stupid imaginary friend?! (referring to the Mr. Conductor's Adventures edition of "Destination Imagination" where the Eds guest starred in the movie.)
 * Frankie: Hey! I heard that!
 * Eduardo: Hola, Mr. Conductor. Hola, Eds!
 * Edd: It's a pleasure to see you all again.
 * Ed: (tears running down his cheeks)
 * Wilt: I'm sorry. Are you ok, Ed?
 * Coco: Coco. (rubs her head on Ed to comfort him)
 * Ed: I may never see Jib again! He may be lost with nowhere to go and will have to eat his own body parts in order to survive!!!!
 * Mac: *disgusted* UGH. I didn't need to hear that.
 * Bloo: Who the heck's Jib anyway?! And who really cares?!
 * Eddy: Now someone's speaking my language!
 * Edd: Eddy, you mind your manners.
 * Mac: You too, Bloo!
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be happy to explain about Jib. He was an imaginary friend of Ed's, but because he interfered with Eddy's scams, Eddy and Edd had to get rid of him.
 * Frankie, Mac, Bloo and Wilt: WHAT?!
 * Eduardo (in unison): Que?!
 * Coco (in unison): Coco?!
 * Edd: Jib wasn't hurt. A little minor, yes, but he certainly had an impact on Ed.
 * Mac: You know, Ed, Foster's takes in lost imaginary friends. If your friend, Jib is out there somewhere, Foster's can take him in.
 * Ed: Like hotels?
 * Wilt: You bet!
 * Frankie: I'll call my grandma and tell her to have posters made and put up for Jib to find his ways to Foster's!
 * Mr. Conductor: That's a great idea, Frankie. Edward would be proud of what you came up with. After all, he wouldn't have let Trevor be scrapped.
 * Eduardo: (soft gasp) Senior Trevor scrapped?
 * Wilt: I'm sorry, but I don't recall that story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mac: I don't think we've heard that one either, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Then let me tell you that one. (blows whistle and "Saved From Scrap begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Bad Day At Castle Loch")
 * Eduardo: *shivering in fear* That was muy scary, Mr. Conductor.
 * Wilt: It's ok, Ed. It was only a story.
 * Frankie (chattering with Madame Foster on her cell phone): Really? He's there? He can come see him? That's great! You rock, Grandma!
 * Edd: Well?
 * Mac: Ed, I think you may want to hear this.
 * Frankie: Jib was just taken into Foster's. Ed, you can come see him anytime!
 * Ed: (smile appears on his face and then threw his hands into the air): ED IS HAPPY ONCE MORE!
 * Coco: Coco!
 * Eddy: There. He's happy. Can we do something else like scam for jawbreakers?!
 * Bloo: Yeah, and I wanna watch TV.
 * Edd: Well, Eddy, you and Bloo are welcome to do both those things at Foster's. You may have better luck with the kids on Wilson Way than here in Peach Creek.
 * Mac: Mr. Conductor, can you give us a lift to Foster's?
 * Mr. Conductor: Lift? I don't know, you're all a lot of weight for someone of my size.
 * Wilt: No. Sorry, but Mac means get us there through your magic. Just like how you got us all here to Peach Creek.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, that's a much better idea!
 * (Mr. Conductor, The Eds and the Foster's gang disappear in a cloud of gold dust and then reappeared outside of Foster's)
 * Ed: Here Ed comes, Jib! (runs to the front door)
 * Edd: I'm glad Ed's cheered up and reunited with his imaginary friend.
 * Mr. Conductor: Friends are never gone from each other as long as you remember them, Edd. I'll show you what I mean. (blows whistle and "That's What Friends Are For" begins)

Plot

 * Ed, Edd and Eddy discover Jimmy Neutron, boy genius along with his friends, Carl, Sheen, Cindy and Libby stranded when his hovercart malfunctions. Jimmy along with Edd work on repairing it and Mr. Conductor tells stories about inventions new and helpful to the engines on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Terence the Tractor (George Carlin)
 * 3) The Fogman (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Bill, Ben and Fergus (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Special Funnel (George Carlin)

Song

 * Go Jimmy Jimmy (Performed by Aaron Carter)

Plot

 * Edd and Bubbles are bullied by Mitch on the internet. Bubbles cries and Edd tried to sooth her hurt feelings. Mr. Conductor appears and tells both of them stories about bullies on The Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 2) Diesel Does It Again
 * 3) Special Attraction
 * 4) Steamroller
 * 5) Bulgy

Song

 * Troublesome Trucks

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd and Bubbles in Edd's room on Edd's computer)
 * Bubbles: And this is where you feed the chickens in your virtual farm.
 * Edd: Why, Bubbles, this Placebook is amazing. I may apply for an account as well. However, I have learned of the dangers there are of posting online and-
 * (Just then a message sound was heard on Bubbles' private messages)
 * Bubbles: Ooh! A new message! *Sees who it's from* It's from Mitch!
 * Edd: That boy that always makes melee at your school? He's one of your friends on this website?
 * Bubbles: I wonder what he wants. Maybe he wants to play
 * (She opens Mitch's message showing a mean picture he drew of her on virtual paint)
 * Bubbles: *screams*
 * (Then Mitch posted a message in addition to the picture.)
 * Bubbles: *reading* Gee, Bubbles I never realized how much this picture captures the real you. *lip quivers and cries*
 * Edd: Oh my! Bubbles, you mustn't let a picture Mitch made of you hurt you. You look nothing like the picture here.
 * (Just then another message from Mitch appeared and Edd opened it)
 * Edd: *reading* And here's one of your friend with the sock on his head. (Looks at the picture seeing he's wearing an actual sock squeezing his head)
 * Edd: Goodness Gracious!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Having troubles, guys?
 * Bubbles: *with tears in her eyes* Bully troubles.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, so Mitch is playing the bully game.
 * Edd: Since when is bullying a game, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you see there are some people who push other people around because it makes them feel important. It's a mean sort of game that bullies play. But you can play your own game, you two. Show Mitch you can stand up for your rights without picking a fight.
 * Bubbles: What would the engines on the Island of Sodor do?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a thought. You two remember Diesel don't you? When he first arrived on the Island of Sodor?
 * Edd: I am rather familiar with that particular diesel, Mr. Conductor.
 * Bubbles: Me too! He's just as big of a bully as Mitch!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you both the story of him again. It might help us think of how we can resolve Mitch's virtual bullying. (blows whistle and "Pop Goes the Diesel" begin)

Quote 2

 * (After "Bulgy")
 * Edd: Well that definitely taught Bulgy a lesson.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed. And after that, Bulgy never bullied the engines again.... well for a while at least.
 * Edd: I think I've just the plan to solve our bully problem. Bubbles, you still on Placebook?
 * Bubbles: *sniff sniff* I'm still on, Edd... *sad gasps* still recieving bully messages.... *cries*
 * Edd: *takes over computer for Bubbles and clicks the "report" logo by Mitch's Placebook name* Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: *looks up at Edd* *sad gasps* Yes, Edd? *sad gasps*
 * Edd: I've just reported Mitch to Placebook.
 * (Just then private message shows up reminding them that Mitch was gone from Placebook)
 * Bubbles: Yay!!!! *hugs Edd tightly* OH, DOUBLE-D!!!! THANK YOU!!!! I COULD'VE NEVER FELT ANY HAPPIER!!!!!
 * Edd: *Face blushes bright red* So, Bubbles umm....shall we play catch with Rudy and Snap?
 * Bubbles: At least they're not bullies. How about you Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Maybe later, but before you two go out to play, want to know who are as big troublemakers as Mitch?
 * Bubbles: Who, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: The biggest bullies on the Island Of Sodor, The freight cars! (Blows whistle and the song, "Troublesome Trucks" begins")

Trivia

 * The website, "Placebook" in this episode is a spoof of the website, Facebook.

Plot

 * Spongebob, Squidward, Sandy and Patrick end up in the cul-de-sac thanks to a teleportation invention by Sandy. The Eds were surprised that they were talking to sea creatures and a squirrel. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about engines who've had experiences with fish.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper (George Carlin)
 * 2) Fish (George Carlin)
 * 3) Something In The Air (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin)
 * 5) Something Fishy (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Gone Fishing

Quotes

 * Sandy: Well, I'll be! We're in some kind of suburban cul-de-sac.
 * Spongebob: *gasp* Sandy! I need water!
 * Squidward: And me! *gags*
 * Patrick: Me 4! *chokes*
 * Edd: Gracious! Let me assist!
 * Ed: Allow me, Double-D!
 * (Ed sprays Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward with a hose)
 * Edd: Ed, No!
 * (Edd helps Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward to Sarah and Jimmy's kiddie pool)
 * Squiward: Ahhhh...Much better.
 * Spongebob: That was a close one. Thank you, kind sir.

Plot

 * In Springfield, Bart Simpson is sick of following rules at his house so he takes all the junk food from the kitchen, his Krusty the Clown sleeping bag and his comic books and moves into his treehouse where he won't have any rules. Buttercup, Eddy, Ed, Bloo and Chicken join in too and Edd, Blossom, Bubbles, Lisa, Mac and Cow try to get them to understand rules are made to keep them safe. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about rules and warnings being disobeyed on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Runs Away (George Carlin)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (George Carlin)
 * 3) Percy Takes The Plunge (George Carlin)
 * 4) Down the Mine (George Carlin)
 * 5) Trusty Rusty (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Rules and Regulations

Plot

 * Eddy, Ed, Buttercup, Bloo, Bart and Chicken all want to see a movie that's rated R, but are refused admission. Terrence, Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney show up with fake IDs (except Kearney who is above legal age and has a real ID) to get themselves in and rub it in the gang's faces. Infuriated, the gang complains about older people getting to do what they can't. Mr. Conductor shows up and tells stories about the engines' rivalry of being big and small to cheer them up. Edd, Blossom, Bubbles and Mac joined in after "Thomas Gets Tricked" and Lisa and Cow after "Trouble in the Shed". In the end, Terrence and the other bullies (including Kearney by mistake) were found out by an usher and booted from the theater, and Edd encouaged the gang to watch "SENNA" (PG-13) instead of the rated R movie. Surprsingly Ed loved racecars and wanted to see it, but Eddy didn't.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) Tenders and Turntables
 * 3) Trouble in the Shed
 * 4) A Proud Day for James
 * 5) Thomas Saves the Day

Song

 * "Se (Cinema Paradiso)" performed by Jackie Evancho, inspiring in her preview the gang what kids can do just like adults.

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with a poster for "Robot Rebel Ranch 2" advertised outside the movie theater)
 * Eddy: There it is, boys.
 * Buttercup: Ahem!
 * Eddy (numbly): And Buttercup...
 * Ed: Robot Rebel Ranch 2! This'll be so cool!
 * Chicken: Yeah, if we can get in that is. Look. (directs the gang's attention to the rating)
 * Bart: *groan* R-rated? What's the rating stand for? Ridiculous rules?
 * Bloo: That's what I bet it stands for too!
 * Ed: AAAAAHHH!! It's not fair!
 * Eddy: Guys, guys. I got the plan all up here. (points to his head) Ed, you're the tallest so...
 * (Scene fades to ticket booth)
 * Ed (to Squeaky Voice Teen): Hello, my good...um...(looks at his hand which had the word "man" along with the previous words to his line written down) man. Tickets for Robot Rebel Ranch 2 please. One adult and...um...3, no 4 children.
 * Bloo: It's six including you, you dip!
 * Bart: BLOO!
 * Buttercup: You and your big mouth!
 * Squeaky Voice Teen: I'm sorry, young man. No kids allowed to see Robot Rebel Ranch 2.
 * (Scene fades to the gang sitting on the curb outside the theater)
 * Eddy: AAAAAUUUGGGHH!!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT, BLOO!
 * Chicken: Why'd you have to open your horse trap?!
 * Bloo: I don't- UGH! I don't know! I forgot or something! All right?!
 * Eddy: And I thought Ed would have blown it.
 * Ed: I played a good father, didn't I, Eddy?
 * Eddy: *rolls his eyes*
 * (Just then Terrence, Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney entered the scene)
 * Nelson: Hey, Simpson.
 * Bart (nervously): Oh, uh...hey, N-Nelson. H-How are you and your c-chums doing?
 * Nelson: Don't worry, we don't have you scheduled for a beating today.
 * Jimbo: We're seeing...
 * All 5 Bullies: ROBOT REBEL RANCH 2!
 * Eddy: How are you even gonna get in?! It's R-rated!
 * Dolph: Two words: Fake IDs.
 * Kearney: Except me. I can already see movies for my age group.
 * Terrence: Have fun crying out here, Losers!
 * Buttercup: Why you-!
 * Eddy: Let me at 'em!
 * Bloo: Ooooooo-!!! I'll show you! (all 3 attempt to attack Terrence, but were stopped by Ed and Bart)
 * Ed (holding Eddy and Buttercup): NO, GUYS!
 * Bart (restraining Bloo): Bloo, dude, chill!
 * Buttercup: Give me five minutes with those stupid boys!
 * Chicken: Forget it, B.C. They ain't worth it.
 * (The gang groans)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, guys. What are you doing out here? From the looks of it, you'd have a lot more fun in there!
 * Eddy: Fat chance, Mr. C. There's only good movie in there and we can't see it! I HATE RATINGS!
 * Ed: But, Eddy, the first one was so g-
 * Buttercup: He doesn't mean stars, Ed.
 * Bloo: Ugh! Adults get all the good stuff!
 * Eddy: Are you kidding?! Being a kid is way better! It's the movies they're hogging!
 * Bart: And sometimes, it isn't just what it's rated that adults don't let kids see movies they want. (reference to The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie")
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the grownups are doing you a favor. Kids such as you are impressionable when it comes to movies. And seeing a movie unsuited for your ages could cause a bad reputation for the theater. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Thomas and Gordon?
 * Ed: Were the choo-choos sad they couldn't see the space outlaws beat the robot bounty hunters again, Mr. C?!
 * Eddy: Do you ever turn off, Ed?!
 * Chicken: Yeesh. And I thought Cow was stupid.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the engines don't watch movies, but Thomas was being cheeky to the big engine. I'll tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Tricked" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Thomas Saves the Day")
 * (gang sees the bullies on the ground)
 * Edd: Guess they weren't old enough to watch the movie.
 * Buttercup: Good! Those busters deserved to get the boot!
 * Eddy: Ain't so old now, eh Jimbo?!
 * Jimbo: This is all your fault, Kearney! Fake IDs couldn't even get us to watch the beginning of that Space Outlaw movie!!!!
 * Kearney: Why blame me?! Those losers in the theater mistook my age! AIN'T MY FAULT!
 * Jimbo: Everything's your fault, Kearney--!
 * *gang runs into the theater to avoid chaos in unison*
 * Bart: Good thing we weren't a part of that junk.
 * Eddy: Oh, yeah?! We can't even see that outlaw movie if we wanted to!
 * Ed: I want movie now!
 * Edd: *sees the "SENNA" movie logo on the wall* I'll get us to see a movie.
 * Buttercup: Better not be about rainbows and puppies!
 * Edd: Buttercup, manners please. Thank you.
 * Edd: Pardon me, Sir. I need tickets please to see "Senna". *Shows ID showing that he turned 13 years old on the same day*
 * Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Will you supervise them?
 * Edd: Absolutely. Thank you, Sir.
 * Eddy: Well Sockhead, are we gonna see a movie or not?!
 * Edd: In the matter of fact, we ARE gonna see a movie.
 * Ed: Is it the Monster Movie?!
 * Eddy: Well is it?!
 * Bart: Cool your jets, Eddy, relax.
 * Edd: We are going to see "Senna".
 * Ed: MOTOR-CARS!!!!!
 * Eddy: Yeah right! There's no way I'm seeing some movie with some racer I'M NO FAN OF!!!!!!
 * Edd: But Senna helped keep Formula 1 safe, despite fines and penalties.
 * Mac: Yeah, and if I competed under that Jean-Marie Balestre, I wouldn't have even been here.
 * Eddy: Lousy no good... *groans* WHY DOES LIFE DO THESE THINGS TO ME?!!
 * Blossom: You can't always get what you want, Eddy.
 * Bart: Yeah, Blossom's right, squirt. Calm your 3 hairs and suck it up. It's only PG-13, and Double-D turned 13 today.
 * Ed: That means... a birthday! Where's the cake?! And is it gravy frosting?!
 * Bloo: Blech! I prefer a nice chocolate cake thank you.
 * Bubbles: You'll get some after the movie.
 * Cow: And I'll be happy to provide the milk (moos as she shakes her utter)
 * (Scene fades into the theater watching the previews)
 * Announcer: On May 22nd, someone very special will take the stage inside the Springfield Center with her strong devotion for movies.... and it'll be a magical night no one will forget in a lifetime.
 * Jackie Evancho performs "Se (Cinema Paradiso)" on the movie screen*
 * Announcer: Jackie Evancho.... coming soon to Springfield. *episode ends*

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Jackie Evancho to the series, but she does not meet up or interact with the main regular characters until "Date with Eds-tiny".

Plot

 * Edd and Timmy were asked to perform at the Lucy's Leap Opera House to sing opera (ever since the aftermath of Edd's throat surgery and Timmy's tonsil removal 2 months prior to the dilemma as a reference to the wiki-special, "Il Sogno: In Concert ), but they along with Bubbles who they were bringing as their special guest missed their last train to Lucy's Leap on the fair grounds. Timmy and Edd blamed Eddy for selling them faulty bikes and hurting poor Bubbles (falling off her bike). Bubbles became emotionally upset and Timmy and Edd tried soothing her hurt feelings. After hearing Timmy saying that he hoped that he and his friends should find ways to chase the train, Mr. Conductor told stories about chases on the Island Of Sodor

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase (George Carlin)
 * 2) Old Iron (George Carlin)
 * 3) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) A Big Surprise For Percy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) A Close Shave For Duck (George Carlin)

Quote 1

 * (Train pulls out)
 * Bubbles: Wait for us!!!!
 * Edd: STOP!!!! DESIST!!!!
 * Timmy: WAIT!!!! Stop the train!!!! DARN IT!!!!
 * (All 3 arrive in Shining Time Station)
 * Edd: Well, my friends. We've just missed our last train to Lucy's Leap.
 * Timmy: And it's all stupid Eddy's fault!!!! Our audience is gonna complain and it's because of that scheming dork!!!!
 * Bubbles: *whimpers then cries*
 * Timmy: Bubbles? You all right?
 * Edd: Bubbles, what's wrong?
 * Bubbles: I'm sad that I can't have a good time hearing your wonderful singing... *weeps*
 * Timmy: (kindly) Awww.... don't cry Bubbles. You'll make me cry.
 * Edd: Don't worry Bubbles. We'll make it to Lucy's Leap another time.
 * Bubbles: It's not the same... *weeps*
 * Timmy: Here's a tissue, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: (sadly) Thank you, Timmy..... *sobs* *blows her nose*
 * Timmy: If we can only find a way to chase that train.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think chasing a train is such a good idea, Timmy.
 * Edd: How come, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because you need a vehicle!
 * Bubbles: I'd fly us there, but I'm too hurt! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: And sadly, Bertie The Bus is not here to help you out.
 * Timmy: How come Bertie can't help us?
 * Mr. Conductor: He has a radiator problem and is now being mended. Remember when Edward sent him on that wild goose chase? (Blows whistle and "Bertie's Chase" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "A Close Shave For Duck")
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey! I just found out that the Lucy Leap House is adding another concert tomorrow after a complete success in tonight's concert. Thank goodness Michigan J. Frog (from "Looney Tunes") was able to cover for you guys.
 * Timmy (to himself in a moaning way): *moans* Not Michigan J. Frog!!!! Bart ALWAYS annoys me with that "Looney Tunes" episode when that insane guy couldn't get everyone to notice that the stupid annoying frog could sing! *groans* (in reference to the "Looney Tunes" episode "One Froggy Evening") Luckily, I'm not like that obnoxious frog.
 * Edd: A most miraculous relief. I now have another night to rest and conserve my vocal power.
 * Timmy: Then who's gonna rehearse me for tomorrow night while that annoying Michigan J. Frog performs tonight at where we're supposed to be, and you save your pipes, Edd?!
 * Andrea Bocelli (voice only): I rehearse-a you, Timothy.
 * *Andrea Bocelli enters the station*
 * Edd (astonished): Oh my....
 * Bubbles: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
 * Timmy: It's you! You're THE Andrea Bocelli?!
 * Andrea: I am. You correct.
 * Edd: We're big fanatics, Mr. Bocelli.
 * Andrea: And who-a be the tiny figure in-a the conduc-a-tor un-a-form?
 * Timmy: Wait! You can't even see!
 * Edd: He uses braille, Timmy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service. And it's an honor to meet a famous opera singer. My friends, Edd and Timmy here sing opera themselves.
 * Andrea: You no say?
 * Edd: Most assured, Mr. Bocelli.
 * Timmy: Yeah, but the 3 of us missed our train thanks to Eddy's "quality" bikes.
 * Bubbles: And I was looking forward to hearing their wonderful singing. Especially Timmy's. (foreshadowing their future realationship)
 * Andrea Bocelli: Awwww...., you no worry little Bubbles. You'll hear Timothy sing in no time. Please excuse-a-my-English though.
 * Timmy: It's A-OK, Maestro. I understand Italian dialects.
 * Edd: But how is Timmy gonna understand his harmony parts and when he comes in when YOU sing with.
 * Timmy: Uh dude, Andrea knows what he's doing.
 * Andrea: Timothy's right, I know what I gotta do, and Timothy understands.
 * *Andrea Bocelli plays instrumental to "Il mare Calmo Della Sera" on his 5.1 surround sound iPod*
 * (Andrea Bocelli sings beginning until Timmy sings the chorus part)
 * Timmy (singing / first chorus): Se dentro l'anima.... tu fossi musica.... se il sole fosse dentro te, se fossi veramente dentro te, (continues singing)
 * Bubbles (In unison to Timmy's lyric "se il sole fosse dentro te" / to herself) Wow..... Timmy's good. H-H-His voice his beautiful.... *cries* and Andrea's, too....
 * (After last note/lyric with Andrea & Timmy in harmony)
 * (ending quotes and episode ends with Andrea shaking Bubbles and Timmy's hands)

Song

 * Il Mare Calmo Della Sera

Trivia

 * Andrea Bocelli guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * WWE went to the Peach Creek Arena for WWE Monday Night RAW, and Kevin was chosen as a guest wrestler to face CM Punk. While in the WWE ring, CM Punk gloats and says he's the "Best In The World" Kevin gets angry and confronts Punk. Vince McMahon interrupts their in-ring stare-down and declares a match between CM Punk vs. Kevin for the Main Event. while getting ready as the matches went on, Mr. Conductor helps Kevin keep calm and confident with stories of gloating on Sodor. Kevin managed to win the match using CM Punk's finishing maneuver known as the GTS (Go To Sleep) against CM Punk, giving the "Best In The World" a taste of his own medicine.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry to the Rescue (George Carlin)
 * 2) Gordon and Spencer (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Rock 'N' Roll (George Carlin)
 * 4) Harvey to the Rescue (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Bowled Out (George Carlin)

Song

 * James the Really Splendid Engine

Quotes

 * (Episode Opens inside the Peach Creek arena with Kevin in the WWE ring holding a WWE mic*
 * Kevin: You know, I feel so honored to step in this ring tonight and face whatever dork that gets in my way and that dork doing so is gonna so gonna get pounded! *crowd cheers and chants "Kevin!"*
 * Michael Cole (WWE Commentator): Wow! Our guest wrestler tonight seems to have a lot of potential!
 * Booker T (WWE Commentator): I wouldn't want to mess with him, dawg!
 * Jerry "The King" Lawler (WWE Commentator): Me neither! Kevin seems quite tough!
 * Kevin: And anyone who steps in this ring-- *CM Punk's theme song and titantron plays on the WWE tron / crowd boos loudly*
 * Michael Cole: OH, NO!
 * Jerry Lawler: Uh oh! Looks like Kevin's got company!
 * CM Punk: *enters the ring and the music fades out* First of all, I came out here to look for some REAL competition, not deal with a shovelchin, and 2nd of all, what are you doing (in a serious tone) IN MY RING? *crowd boos* *scene cuts to the seating*
 * Bart (in unison to the crowd booing): You're a jerk!!!! BOOOO!!!!!
 * Eddy (in unison to the crowd booing): HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!!!! BOOOO!!!!! *scene cuts back to the ring*
 * CM Punk: You see I DESERVE a World Heavyweight title opportunity, and I am getting it THIS Sunday at WRESTLEMANIA 31 when I beat John Cena 1,2,3! You in my opinion are NOT my own size and strength.
 * Crowd: WHAT?!!!!
 * CM Punk: I am the BEST IN THE WORLD.
 * Crowd: WHAT?!!!!
 * CM Punk: Because you are nothing compared to me and my dominance.
 * Crowd: WHAT?!!!!
 * CM Punk (to the WWE crowd): Shut up with the "what"!
 * Crowd: WHAT?!!!!
 * CM Punk: (In quacking tone) "WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!" (In normal tone) You sound like a bunch of stupid ducks! Shut your stupid mouths while I am talking!!!! *crowd boos*
 * Kevin: First of all, I don't know what you're dorking about, CM Dork, and second of all, you ain't so tough in my books because if I can pound Dorky (referring to Eddy) to the floor, I can soooo wail on you. *crowd cheers loudly*
 * *The 2 give a staredown*
 * *Vince McMahon's theme song and titantron plays on the WWE tron*

Plot

 * Eddy came up with a "hospital" scam to bill somebody if they got hurt, so he injures poor Bubbles by secretly tossing a banana peel (from a banana he ate) right in front of her bike, vaulting her off. The scam immediately backfired when Bubbles, feeling seriously hurt bawled hysterically, Edd dialed 911 to call for an ambulance to Peach Creek Hospital, and her worried friends (including Edd right after he dialed for an ambulance) visited her, wondering if she was all right. As usual, Eddy was blamed for injuring Bubbles who was now in the hospital. In between visits from her family & friends, Mr. Conductor told stories about abuse on Sodor (engines getting themselves and others into accidents). In the the end, the Texas Tenors pay Bubbles a visit to sooth her hurt feelings and perform "Wild Horses" (a song about suffering).

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Spotless Record (Michael Angelis)
 * 3) A Happy Day for Percy (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Thomas Gets Bumped (George Carlin)
 * 5) Thomas Comes to Breakfast (George Carlin)

Song

 * Wild Horses (sung by the Texas Tenors)

Quote 1

 * Eddy: "HOSPITUL ED" is going to be the greatest scam ever! I'm finding myself sweatin' jawbreakers right now!
 * *Bubbles' bike rell rings*
 * Eddy: (In singsong voice) Here comes our first patient! *snickers*
 * Bubbles: *singing*
 * (Eddy eats banana and throws peel directly in front of Bubbles)
 * Eddy: Oops! *snickers*
 * Bubbles: *vaults off her bike* YEOW!!!! *lands on shoulder and injures it*
 * Bubbles: *bawls hysterically*
 * Edd: *loud gasp* BUBBLES!!!! Oh, dear! What am I gonna do?! Oh, I know! *Gets out cell phone and dials 911*
 * Sarah: Bubbles! You all right?!
 * Sandy: You all right, little cute one?!
 * Ed: Speak to me, Bubbles!!!!
 * Edd: (on cell phone) Oh, thank heavens!!!! I'll see you when you gentlemen arrive here! Oh, thank you, Sir. Bye. *hangs up*
 * Edd: *Approaches Bubbles after battling his way through the witnesses* Excuse me, Pardon me, coming through. Bubbles! Bubbles! Are you all right?!
 * Bubbles: It hurts! IT HURTS!!!!! *sirens sound in the distance* *ambulance arrives*
 * Edd: (To himself) Oh no, Bubbles must've injured the rotator cuff in her right shoulder.
 * (Paramedics take Bubbles on a stretcher and put her in the ambulance)
 * Paramedic #1 (voice only): All right, right, we got her in. Let's bring her in.
 * Paramedic #2 (voice only): Got it!
 * (They close the rear doors of the ambulance hurried back in and drove away with the siren going off)
 * (Kevin, Bart, Rudy Tabootie, and Rolf give Eddy a dirty glance)
 * Eddy: *Chuckles nervously* But it was an accident!!!!
 * Rudy: *scoffs* Yeah, right!
 * Kevin: Let's pound him, Rudy! *chases Eddy*
 * Rolf: Rolf will join in this beatdown!
 * Bart: I'm in, Kevin! Let's send him to "HOSPITUL ED" and have him pay BUBBLES' medical bill! *runs with the gang and joins in beating Eddy to a pulp*
 * Eddy: No! OW! OOOOW!!!!! It wasn't me!!!! *laughs nervously* (Scene now goes to Peach Creek Hospital)

Quote 2

 * Timmy: *softly* Hey Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Hi, Timmy.... *sadly but weakly* how do I look, now?
 * Timmy: Well, you still look beautiful even though you're in bed with a cast on.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Thanks, Timmy...
 * Timmy: I'll be right back, Bubbles. I have to check on your medical records.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Take your time, Timmy.... *whimpers*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Sorry about your injury, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Mr. Conductor, why aren't you in the Tour De Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I couldn't attend. I injured my shoulder.
 * Bubbles: Similar to me, Mr. Conductor. *sobs*
 * Mr. Conductor: Awww... don't cry, Bubbles. In fact, we should start a club!
 * Bubbles: What club?
 * Mr. Conductor: We should call it the "Sore-shoulder Club"! The name of the game is you have to have an injured shoulder and feel sorry for yourself. And by the way, Bubbles. Eddy injured you pretty bad.
 * Bubbles: You mean Eddy did this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Absolutely. Deliberately hurting somebody is one thing, but playing hooky is just as bad. I remember when Sir. Handel played hooky, he made Peter Sam end up in a mess too horrible to watch.
 * Bubbles: I don't really think I want to hear this one Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's too bad because the wreckage is cleared away, and Peter Sam went back to work after a while, but I'll save it for some other time.
 * Bubbles: (In moaning voice) But, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, no, no, you've had enough injuries for one day.
 * Bubbles: Please...?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you sure?
 * Bubbles: *Nods her head "yes"*
 * Mr. Conductor: Right, then! (Blows whistle and "Rusty Helps Peter Sam" begins)

Quote 3

 * (After last story)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, gotta go! I have an appointment with my doctor in order to get this cast off. Take care, Timmy and feel better, Bubbles. *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Timmy and Bubbles (gloomily): Bye, Mr. Conductor.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): Timmy.... *sad gasps* I don't think I'm ever gonna heal and fight crime again.... *sobs*
 * Timmy: *nuzzles Bubbles' head* Awww.... never say never Bubbles. I'm sure you'll feel better soon. I'm sure Eddy is serving his big-time punishment for injuring you.
 * *The Texas Tenors walk into the room*
 * Timmy: Hey, are you....?
 * John Hagen: Yes, we're the Texas Tenors.
 * J.C Fisher: We y'all come to sooth Bubbles' hurt feelings. After all, she is our favorite Powerpuff Girl. You saved Marcus once from Mojo Jojo.
 * Bubbles (feeling touched): That's the sweetest thing I've heard my entire time here.
 * Marcus Collins: You know Bubbles, like you, I was pretty much abused in my life. I was even poor and had no money before I met and auditioned for "America's Got Talent" with J.C and John.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I can't believe you were poor! Poor Marcus! *cries*
 * Marcus: Awww... don't worry, Bubbles. I'm fine now. We're famous and make lots of money for our families.
 * John Hagen: And we y'all know what abuse is like, Bubbles. (The Texas Tenors perform "Wild Horses")
 * (After "Wild Horses")
 * Bubbles: *cries* That's what my life is like. *cries* But that song was beautiful anyway. *blows her nose and episode ends*

Trivia

 * J.C Fisher, John Hagen, and Marcus Collins (The Texas Tenors) guest star in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo) guest stars in this episode by telling "The Spotless Record".
 * Eddy mispells "Hospital" on his sign.
 * Before Timmy left to check Bubbles' medical records, he sat by Bubbles' bedside.

Plot

 * Bubbles and Eduardo decided to try and fulfill their dreams of being in the wide world of motorsports (foreshadowing the F1'and NASCAR wikis), but after seeing Greg Moore's fatal accident (CART) in California Speedway on TV, they became very scared to drive. Timmy and Edd try telling them not to be afraid to drive just because of seeing a fatal accident on television. Mr. Conductor appears and assists them to help Eduardo and Bubbles not to be afraid. He tells stories of engines handling fear. After the story, Josh Groban enters the PPG house, tries inspiring the 2 and performs "Brave".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Henry and the Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 4) Bulls Eyes (George Carlin)
 * 5) James and the Trouble with Trees (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Brave (performed by Josh Groban)

Plot

 * Terrence and WWE villain, Bad News Barrett meet the Rowdyruff Boys, they all become friends and have fun vandalizing property of others as well as the city and bullying people. Mr. Conductor's Double and Team REXCOR owner, Garner Rexton (who is 100% evil and looking for more minions to add to his evil realm of REXCOR), Spex (robot cyborg), the REXCOR crew chief, and the REXCOR drivers #606 Lyle "The Collector" Owens, #303 Hondo "Specter" Hines, #707 Diesel "Junker" Spitz, and #505 Zorina, shows up and Mr. Conductor Double tells them stories about Sodor's troublemakers. After last story, Garner hires the gang (along with other bad guys of various shows) to destroy people, which they agreed to work for him, and the REXCOR drivers drive them to REXCOR Headquarters at REXCOR raceway for their orientation. (Using their racecars)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (George Carlin)
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas (George Carlin)
 * 3) Bye George! (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Horrid Lorry (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Highway To Hell (Sung by AC/DC; shortened and edited for content)

Quotes

 * Garner Rexton: Are you crazy, Boomer?! I am paying you to do as you are told, NOT TO ASK QUESTIONS!
 * Boomer: Sheesh! I'm sorry, dude--.
 * Garner Rexton: DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME DUDE, YOU IDIOT!!!! EVER!!!!
 * Boomer: *groans*
 * Garner: Anyway, who would like to help me wreak world havoc and destroy your foes, especially Team Fastex? (Foreshadowing them in "Ready... Set... D'oh!")
 * Brick: You can count on us, Mr. Rexton!
 * Butch: BAD GUYS RULE!!!!
 * Junker: Dumcuff good guys get JUNKED!!!!
 * Boomer: Yeah!
 * Terrence: Mac is so gonna get severely abused by me!
 * Collector: And don't forget that McCutchen! Charger will rue the day he EVER messes with the Collector!
 * Bad News Barrett: And if those lousy Powerpuffs get 'ere, I'll destroy Bubbles with the extreme pain of my bullhammer move and she'll weep like the crybaby she is! And that is bad news for them Powerpuff losers!
 * Terrence: *chuckling* This is gonna be so rad!
 * Zorina: If those heroes ever think that they're gonna beat us, *scoffs* They'd better think again, baby.
 * Garner: Enter your cars and take our new minions with us! Play a song of evil will ya? *All enter the REXCOR racecars.
 * Mr. Conductor's Double (in unison to the REXCOR Drivers firing up their cars engines and revving): Yes, a ride we will go on and a song we'll hear that isn't very long.
 * Specter: Don't worry, I've got the PERFECT song of evil! *turns on radio and "Highway To Hell" begins)
 * All cackle evilly as they pull away and end credits display still in the song "Highway To Hell"*

Trivia

 * Team REXCOR from NASCAR Racers debut in the series and they foreshadow Team Fastex, who debut in "Ready... Set... D'oh!"
 * Mr. Conductor's Double guest stars in this episode and tells all five Thomas stories.
 * Bad News Barrett is a British WWE Superstar villain, and his bullhammer move is a strong punch.

Plot

 * Homer is put on a diet and Buttercup, Sandy, Rainbow Dash and Kevin each put him through a different obstacle fitness program. Homer is unhappy with the program and his diet so Mr. Conductor tries to cheer him up and boost his confidence by telling stories about engines trying their best. Fitness Instructor, Tony Little also assists in getting Homer in shape as he used to be husky too.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Learns a Lesson (George Carlin)
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars (George Carlin)
 * 3) Percy's Promise (George Carlin)
 * 4) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin)

Song

 * Never, Never, Never Give Up

Trivia

 * Fitness Instructor, Tony Little guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Edd (dressed fancy) purchases a ticket from Stacy and is waiting for his train to the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Valentine's Day Dance inside the BB&T Center in Orlando, FL that night. Along with Edd, Jackie Evancho, Ed, Eddy, and others were invited (given highly expensive tickets) to the dance by Edd's famous uncle (in fantasy) Denny Hamlin, the driver of the #11 Fedex Toyota. but the main problem was that Edd never found a date for the dance and always had been nervous to speak to Jackie because she was extremely pretty and had a beautiful voice (which Edd didn't know about just yet) After being made fun of, Edd ran into Billy's workshop crying. Mr. Conductor appears and tries to cheer Edd up with stories about males and females getting along or not getting along on Sodor. In the end, Jackie appears in the workshop and tells an extremely shy Edd that SHE was shy to speak to him at first and that she now had the courage to speak to him. Edd nervously asked Jackie if she would be his date for the Valentine's Day dance and Jackie agreed. As they cuddled, a cellphone text tells Edd that his father was ill and his mother knows the directions to the Daytona International Speedway. She called Edd's cell and asked him who he'd like to take with him to the race. Eddy (along with Ed) ran into the room after overhearing Edd and asked him if he could join, but Edd asked his mother if Jackie could go with him to the Great American Race, and she and Jackie's mother (a college friend of Edd's mother which he never knew about) agreed to a highly interested Jackie to join Edd. Eddy grew highly upset and complained as usual. Edd and Jackie exit the workshop, avoiding Eddy's fit (along with Ed joking around) and Jackie sings "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" causing Edd to burst in tears and the two to cuddle each other.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Happy Ever After (George Carlin)
 * 4) Elizabeth The Vintage Quarry Truck (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Can You Feel The Love Tonight? (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Edd waiting inside Shining Time Station for the train to The BB&T Center)
 * Edd: *sadly sighs*
 * Eddy: I told you, Ed if Sockhead's Uncle Hamlin thought of us, we could've also went to the race instead of just going to this Valentine's convention thingy!
 * Ed: But it's a dance Eddy! They have drivers, motor cars, and all of the delicious food!!!! I wish Wilfred was invited, he could sure shake his hambone.
 * Eddy: I don't care if it's a dance! All I want is to meet the 43 drivers tonight, and seeing their cars pound each other for 200 laps this Sunday!
 * *Ed suddenly sees Edd glum*
 * Edd (talking to himself): If only I had the courage to speak to Jackie and ask her to be my date for tonight. She'd probably have gotten a date to that famous dance by now.
 * Ed: (sadly) Eddy, Double-D never went out with the pretty girl Jackie. *cries* (Suddenly happily) Does she have a canoe?
 * Eddy: You mean that girl who used to hang out here at Shining Time Station?! She'll never ask him. He has a better chance with dish soap than Jackie!
 * Edd: Eddy, I strongly prefer to be left alone. Thank you.
 * Eddy: What?! All because I said that Jackie will never ask you to that NASCAR Valentine's Day dance?! Hah! The only girls that would ask you to that dance are that spoiled brat, Sarah and Marie Kanker!
 * Edd: (worried) Never! First of all, Uncle Denny would never invite the Kankers to any of these special events or any Sprint Cup races, and secondly, I always have been too shy to speak to Jackie myself.
 * Eddy: Oh, is that so?! Jackie would probably dance with that old coot of a driver, Mark Martin than you!
 * Ed: What an old prune he is!
 * Eddy: Coot, Ed, coot.
 * Ed and Eddy laugh*
 * Edd: (sadly) Please, I feel shy. You must understand how I feel.
 * Ed and Eddy continue to laugh*
 * Edd: (sadly) Please desist! *Ed and Eddy continue to laugh* *tears up* Y-Y-You don't understand!!!! *runs into Billy's workshop crying and slams the door*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd, I've seen happier faces in a frowning contest.
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor, at least you'll understand what I'm going through. I intended to ask Jackie to be my date to the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series annual Valentine's Day dance, but I don't have the courage and Ed & Eddy just made me feel worse by making jokes of me! *sad gasps* No one understands me!!!! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's not the end of the world. Sometimes we're shy around people. Including the opposite gender. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Toby and Mavis?
 * Edd (wiping his tears): Why? I've never known locomotives to ask each other to a dance.
 * Mr. Conductor: No. You remember the story about Mavis, don't you? She wouldn't listen to Toby's advice and Toby had to help her? I'll tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Mavis" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Emily's New Coaches")
 * Edd: Thank goodness Thomas forgave Emily. I'm glad they're friends. Now if only I could ask Jackie...
 * Mr. Conductor (hears Jackie approaching): Speaking of which, Good luck! (disappears)
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, wait!
 * (Jackie opens the door and enters the room)
 * Edd (nervously): Oh, h-hello, J-Jackie.
 * Jackie: Edd, I've been looking everywhere for you. Don't you want to go to the dance?
 * Edd: I do, but....
 * Jackie: You don't have a date? Well, I was trying to ask you every chance I got, but I was too shy.
 * Edd: You were? Why, I myself felt shy likewise.
 * Jackie: So, will you care to come to the dance...with me?
 * Edd: I'd be delighted.
 * Jackie: *giggles*
 * (The two cuddle when suddenly Edd felt his phone vibrate in his pocket)
 * Edd: Pardon me. (sees he has a text from his father) Why, it's a message from father. He is to take me and my guests to and from this evening's dance. (reads text) Oh, dear! It appears father has taken ill.
 * Jackie: That's horrible! And I was really looking forward to going with you, Edd.
 * Edd (tears forming in his eyes): Oh, Jackie...I-- (his phone rings) Why, it's mother! (answers) Yes, mother?
 * (Edd's mom chatters on the phone)
 * Edd: You know of the directions to tonight's dance (picking him up after the dance) and the race this Sunday? (Edd's mom chatter on the phone) You'll drive me and my guest? (Edd's mom chatters) That's wonderful! And I feel so relieved that you said Billy Twofeathers was working late tonight. I can't wait for Sunday as well!
 * (Eddy enters with Ed)
 * Eddy: So?! WHO ARE YOU TAKING, DOUBLE-D?! YOU GOTTA TAKE ME, YOUR BEST PAL, EDDY!
 * Ed (hugs Eddy): You're my ideal pal, Eddy. Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes-
 * (Eddy pulled back on Ed's unibrow and let go causing Ed to relase him and fall back)
 * Eddy: Come on, Sockhead! Whatta ya say?
 * Edd: I am most astounded by you, Eddy. You made me believe Jackie would not have wanted me to escort her to the dance and you expect me to bring you as my guest?
 * Jackie (to herself): My... that's horrible!
 * Eddy: Forget Jackie! I'M THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!!!!! THE JACK OF ALL TRADES!!!!
 * Jackie: Who's it gonna be, Edd?
 * Edd: Well, Jackie, it's settled...I'll be taking...
 * (at those last 3 words, Eddy smiled a confident smile)
 * Edd: (With a sweet smile) you.
 * Eddy *quickly forms an angry expression*
 * Jackie (feeling touched): Me? Really?
 * Eddy: (angrily) WHAT?!
 * Edd: Eddy, real friends are supportive of another. And all evening you've done nothing worthy of the term, supportive.
 * Ed: (laughs) Naughty, Naughty! Shame on yourself, mister!
 * Edd: It's not polite to laugh at others' misfortunes, Ed... despite Eddy does deserve it.
 * (Edd's mom chattering on the phone)
 * Edd: Oh, mother!
 * (Edd's mom chattering)
 * Edd: Yes, I'm still present.
 * (Edd's mom chatters)
 * Edd: I'll be bringing Jackie.
 * (Edd's mom chatters)
 * Edd: Her mother is with you? Does she approve?
 * (Edd's mom chattering)
 * Edd: Oh, that's wonderful! We will see you soon! (hangs up)
 * Eddy: I don't believe this! I had that Daytona 500 trip in the palm of my hands! Who invented girlfriends anyway?! Why didn't Sockhead's uncle, Denny Hamlin give me and Lumpy tickets?!
 * Ed: Is it nap time, Eddy?
 * Eddy: *screaming in tantrum*
 * Edd: I think we'd better leave this area. Eddy's throwing his signature temper-tantrums again.
 * Jackie: Right-O!
 * Jackie and Edd slam the workshop door shut to avoid Eddy*
 * Edd: You know, Jackie, I don't feel so nervous around you anymore. And ever since I first met you (in reference to the "Ed Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station" episode "Billy Saves The Day"), I wanted to ask you to be my friend, but never had the courage.
 * Jackie: I feel the same, Edd. *puts hand on Edd's shoulder.
 * (Jackie sings "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?")
 * Edd (with tears in his eyes): Jackie...That was most...beautiful!
 * (The two cuddle and the episode ends)

Trivia

 * It was inferred that Edd's father works as a railroad engineer.

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a Halloween party at Shining Time Station and invites all his friends (the Eds, Timmy, The Powerpuff Girls, The Chalkzone gang, the Simpson Family, etc.). Everybody has fun playing games and eating snacks and candy. Mr. Conductor also tells spooky stories from the Island of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (George Carlin)
 * 3) Scaredy Engines (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Toby's Discovery (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Haunted Henry (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Boo! Boo! Choo-Choo

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a Christmas Party at Shining Time Station and invites Timmy, Bubbles, Jackie Evancho, Edd, Eddy, Ed, Bloo, Mac, Squidward, Spongebob, Patrick, Rolf, Bart and Lisa Simpson, Rudy and Penny. Everyone is in the Holiday Spirit except Eddy and Bloo who are only thinking about presents and Squidward was moody like always. Mr. Conductor tells them and the others stories about Christmas and being giving to others around the Holidays on The Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree (George Carlin)
 * 3) It's Only Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Not So Hasty Cakes (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure (George Carlin)

Song

 * O Holy Night (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with the guests drinking hot cocoa with marshmallows)
 * Timmy: Isn't Christmas Night beautiful, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: It sure is, Timmy. *giggles*
 * Jackie: It is indeed the most cheerful time of the year.
 * Edd: It sure is Jackie. And no disrespect intended to the others, but you really make my Christmas shine, Jackie.
 * Jackie: *giggles* You do too, Eddward. *hugs and cuddles with Edd*
 * Eddy: (in singsong voice) Somebody's in love....
 * Edd: Eddy, please mind your manners, and your teasing has to stop.
 * Eddy: (angrily) Then why don't you kiss "Princess Jackie" under a mistletoe?!
 * Ed: Like golden retrievers?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * Squidward: Yeah, and Spongebrain won't stop feeding Patrick hot cocoa through Clary (his clarinet). They're driving me nuts!
 * Spongebob (while feeding Patrick hot chocolate through Squidward's clarinet: You said it, Squidward!
 * Patrick: *gulp* *gulp* ahhhh.... *belches loudly*
 * Bloo: UGH!!!! Patrick, cover your mouth when you burp and use a glass next time!
 * Bart: Don't you mean a coffee mug, loser?
 * Bloo: Yes, I mean that, Bart!
 * Timmy: So Bubbles, how did Santa treat you?
 * Bubbles: Well, I got new stuff dollies which I would love to share with you, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Awwww.....
 * Jackie: So what did you get for Christmas, Eddward?
 * Edd: Well, I got my new chemistry set which allows me to create things like soap, chalk--.
 * Eddy (interrupting Edd): Christmas stinks! All the presents I got today were clothes!
 * Ed (while poking an angry Eddy's forehead): That's because Santa knew you were a naughty little boy this year, Eddy.
 * Eddy: SANTA DON'T KNOW SQUAT!!!!!!!
 * Ed: Don't ever say that, Eddy!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: I made it. I thought my penguin friends would never get tired out.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, thank goodness you've arrived. Some of your guests are getting off to a rocky Christmas.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh?
 * Jackie: Well, Eddy and Bloo are only thinking about presents and Squidward's in his usual grouchy mood.
 * Squidward: I was better off home alone!
 * Eddy: I swear if I get one more box of clothes for Christmas-
 * Bloo: You're lucky to even get something other than coal!
 * Lisa: You guys, knock it off.
 * Bart: Yeah, dudes. Christmas is full of miracles.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're absolutely right, Bart. Christmas isn't Christmas when others are sad. Imagine if Thomas and Toby never came to Mrs. Kindly's rescue. That wouldn't have been a Happy Holiday.
 * Eddy: What? That story again?!
 * Edd: Eddy, please.
 * Jackie: I want to hear it, Mr. Conductor.
 * Spongebob: Me too!
 * Patrick: Me...um...number after two!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, what are we waiting for? (blows whistle and "Thomas' Christmas Party" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure")
 * Bloo: I've heard more than enough stories for one lifetime!
 * Eddy: I can't tell you how many times I could have said that!
 * Squidward: That makes 3 of us. Mr. Conductor, take us back to our homes.
 * Jackie: You guys, Christmas isn't about presents. It's about being giving and caring to those you love and even strangers.
 * Edd: Don't forget the poor, sick, suffering, and homeless people.
 * Ed: You mean hobos, Double-D?
 * Lisa: Ed, hush. This is a beautiful moment.
 * Rudy: They're right. I learned the true meaning of Christmas myself.
 * Spongebob: And if I know Santa, he won't let anyone who isn't on his naughty list down.
 * (Then Jackie performed "O Holy Night" giving the 3 a change of expression)
 * (After song)
 * Squidward: Wow...that was...beautiful! (cries)
 * Rolf (with tears in his eyes): Jackie's song of the holy evening touches Rolf as well.
 * Edd: Well, Eddy? What have you to say about Christmas now?
 * Eddy: Hey, hearing that Christmas Song from Jackie didn't hurt a bit. Actually it feels kind of good, Double-D. Because Christmas ain't about what you find under a tree. Christmas is about what you find in your heart.
 * Mac: How about you, Bloo?
 * Bloo: I still hope Santa gives me something other than coal!
 * Mac: Bloo!
 * Bloo: All right, that song had SOME effect on me.
 * (Then everyone gathered around the tree and started singing in the "Charlie Brown ooooo" style when...)
 * (Bells ring)
 * Penny: Does anyone hear that?
 * Bart: It's coming from outside!
 * Santa (voice only): Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho!
 * (Then Mr. Conductor appeared with a big bag)
 * Mr. Conductor: Guys! Santa dropped off our presents.
 * Ed: Santa?! (about to run outside) TAKE ME WITH YOU!
 * Edd: Ed, stop! (grabs him) The snow's too brutal for anyone to go out.
 * Eddy and Bloo: Presents!?
 * (Everyone gathered around the bag and opened presents)
 * Squidward: Wow! A clarinet cleaning kit!
 * Spongebob: What'd I tell you, Squiddy?
 * Bloo: What'd I get?!
 * Eddy: And me?!
 * (Edd finds Eddy's and Bloo's presents)
 * Edd: Well, Eddy, Santa must know how hard you work for money even if it's through swindling people through scams, so... (hands him his gift)
 * (Eddy opens his gift revealing it's a black "I Heart Money" shirt)
 * Eddy: Another shirt?! AAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!! (Tosses it and it lands on the ticket desk)
 * (Just then Eddy spotted something else in the box)
 * Eddy: Money! Jawbreakers, Here I come!
 * Edd: And for you, Bloo. (hands him his gift)
 * Bloo: IS IT A RACECAR BED?!
 * Bart: Oh, please...
 * (Bloo opens his gift)
 * Bloo: A brand new paddle-ball! One...(fails to hit the ball) Meh, broken.
 * (Mac rolled his eyes but kept a spiritual smile)
 * Mr. Conductor: Seems this turned out to be a very Merry Christmas after all.

Trivia

 * It was inferred that Edd and Jackie were actually in love with each other.

Plot

 * The Eds, The Powerpuff Girls, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Bart, Lisa and Kevin are at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race at Pocono Raceway in Long Pond, PA. During the pre-race festivities and a red flag during the race (cleanup after major accident) Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about races, competitions, and speed on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves A Point (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race (George Carlin)
 * 3) Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Hooray For Thomas! (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) The Tortoise and the Hare (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Let's Have A Race!

Quote 1

 * Edd: Well gentlemen, this is indeed our first NASCAR race together.
 * Bart: Yeah! And my 3rd race ever!
 * Eddy: I can't believe I met Kyle Busch before we left the garage to come to these stands!!!!! I hope Busch puts Dale Jr into the wall!
 * Ed: Like mayonnaise?!
 * Edd: Eddy, please show good sportsmanship. Thank you.
 * Lisa: You said it, Eddward. My bratty brother over here always told me that he wants Clint Bowyer to put Jeff Gordon into the wall, and I appear to respect Jeff Gordon very much.
 * Bart: (To himself) *scoff*. Lisa will soon weep when Bowyer puts Gordon into the wall on the first lap. *snickers*
 * Bubbles: I can't believe I met Kasey Kahne today.... awwww he's so cute!!!!! I want him to win today so I can-
 * Buttercup: Scream like crazy and try to get him to marry you?
 * Blossom: Buttercup, be nice.
 * Buttercup: Hmph!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Lisa's lap)
 * Lisa: Mr. Conductor, you're just in time to witness a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race.
 * Snap: What up, Bucko? You watchin' the race today?
 * Mr. Conductor: Why yes indeed, Snap. I'm watching it behind the catchfence in Turn #1 with my friends, the butterflies.
 * Rudy: Do they have races on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, indeed they do! Remember that race between Percy and Harold? (Blows whistle and "Percy Proves A Point" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Queen Rapsheeba: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!!!!
 * Lisa: HERE WE GO, GUYS!!!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Gotta head to Turn #1! (Disappears)
 * (Engines start with a roar and rev loudly)
 * Rudy: YEAH!!!!!!
 * Bart: WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 * Snap: (to himself, dreaming) Awwwww.... Man, Rapsheeba is hot!

Quote 2

 * (Cars leave pit road and head onto the track for 2 warmup laps behind the pace car)
 * Rudy: Man, I never heard stock cars in person in my life! Boy they are loud!!!!
 * Kevin: Yeah! If Rolf was here, he would definitely complain about the engine noise. Ha ha!
 * Lisa: It's sad that Timmy couldn't come with us. I hope he's feeling better.
 * Kevin: Yeah, I feel bad for the little dude too, "Lise". But look in the bright side, he kindly gave me his ticket and pit-pass.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Bubbles' lap)
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles, I just heard that Thomas had just beat Bertie in a race today!
 * Bubbles: Good for Thomas! Did he win something?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you quickly before the cars come rolling by here. They're in Turn #1 right now! (Blows whistle and "Thomas & Bertie's Great Race" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Joe Moore: All right, race fans! The cars come offa Turn #3 past the "WHAT TURN 4?" logo on the wall and now roll onto the frontstretch! Pace car now pulls into pit road signaling that we will go green when they come to the start/finish line in less than 500 feet!
 * Mr. Conductor: Uh-oh! Better head to Turn #1 in 500 feet! (Disappears)
 * Rudy: YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
 * Kevin: IT'S BOOGITY TIME!!!!!
 * Eddy: We're goin' green!!!!
 * Joe Moore: Here we are, green flag's in the air and we're underway here in the Party At The Pocono's 400! They now cross the start/finish line....
 * Buttercup: WE'RE UNDERWAY!!!!! WE'RE UNDERWAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
 * cars roar by in unison*

Trivia

 * Barney Hall (now retired), Joe Moore, Dave Moody, Kyle Rickey, and Eli Gold are the NASCAR Commentators calling the race.

Plot

 * The Eds, The Simpson Family, Timmy, The Foster's Gang, Rudy, Penny, Snap and the Powerpuff Girls all go to the official opening of a new amusement park. But Eddy, Bloo and Timmy are too short to go on a roller coaster they really want to ride, Bubbles and Eduardo are afraid of going on certain rides and others are off making all sorts of chaos. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about fairs, rides and other similar events on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Grand Opening (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (George Carlin)
 * 4) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Rheneas and the Roller Coaster (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * All the Way to the Top (Sung by Rudy and the Chalk zone gang)

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with an overview of an amusement park and then the camera moved down on our heroes.)
 * Eddy: Can you believe it, guys? We're at the opening of the world's biggest amusement park!
 * Ed: This'll be so cool!
 * Edd: As long as we stick together and don't make a scene, gentlemen.
 * Homer: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! What should I get to eat first? A hot dog? Some popcorn? Cotton candy?!
 * Marge: Easy, Homer.
 * Lisa: Mom's right, dad. We should go on the rides first.
 * Bart: Yeah, wouldn't want you to rain barf on anyone! *laughs*
 * Homer: Why, you little-!
 * (He tried to strangle Bart, but was stopped by Wilt)
 * Wilt: Homer. I'm sorry, but there shouldn't be any physical assault today.
 * Eduardo: We es here to have fun!
 * Coco: Coco!
 * Homer: *groan*
 * Timmy: Man, I've never gone to an amusement park with such a big party before.
 * Mac: Trust me, I have and it was much bigger than this. I just hope Bloo doesn't do anything stupid to get us banned from here.
 * Bloo: Relax, I'm the life of the amusement park.
 * Snap: Well, stick with me, Bucko and you'll stay out of trouble.
 * (Rudy and Penny roll their eyes)
 * Buttercup: I can't wait to hit the roller coasters!
 * Bubbles: I wanna go through the butterfly garden! It looks so cute!
 * Blossom: I'm game for anything. And by the way, Ms. Foster-
 * Frankie: Please, call me Frankie.
 * Blossom: Frankie. I'm surprised Mr. Herriman was up to coming.
 * Frankie: The rabbit's really strict and serious about rules, but he can sort of cut loose.
 * Rudy: So wait, who will watch over Foster's?
 * Frankie: My grandma. And if I know her, she'll be throwing some wild party that I'm gonna have to clean up after once we're home!
 * Timmy: Hey, don't worry, Frankie. I can help you clean that house up in a jiff!
 * Frankie: No, Timmy. I don't want you to suffer.
 * Timmy: Trust me, it's no problem. You might say it'll be clean like magic! (glances at his watch with Cosmo and Wanda inside.)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Penny: Mr. Conductor, are you here for the amusement park as well?
 * Mr. Conductor: I just hope I don't get trampled. I wanna have as much fun as everyone else.
 * Bubbles: Have there ever been any grand openings on the Island of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, indeed. Skarloey was running late when Sir Topham Hatt and Lady Hatt needed help.
 * Snap: So what did the late Bucko do?
 * Eddy: Boring! Let's hit the rides!
 * Edd: Eddy, manners.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll be glad to tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "The Grand Opening" begins)

Plot

 * Bubbles felt extremely sad after Buttercup threw Octi down the sewer. Lisa Simpson, Fluttershy, and Timmy Turner (with Cosmo & Wanda on his watch) felt sorry for Bubbles and gave her hugs (except Cosmo and Wanda). Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about tradgedy and empathy on the Island Of Sodor. After the story "Granpuff", Bubbles became worried. And after the story, "Toby's Windmill" she still sadly complained wondering what would become of Duke The Lost Engine, so Mr. Conductor decided himself to try and calm poor sad Bubbles down by telling "Sleeping Beauty". In the end, Edd and Ed gave Octi back to Bubbles after Ed rescued the stuffed animal from the stinky sewers, and Edd helped to clean and wash Octi.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry! (George Carlin)
 * 2) Granpuff (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toby's Windmill (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Sleeping Beauty (George Carlin)
 * 5) Henry's Forest (George Carlin)

Song

 * The Island Song

Quote 1

 * Bubbles: *weeping and crying*
 * (Lisa, Fluttershy, and Timmy enter the house)
 * Lisa: *gasp* (kindly) Bubbles, what's wrong...?
 * Fluttershy: Awww.... Bubbles....
 * Timmy: What happened, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: *crying* O-once I was p-playing with Octi, *sad gasp* and Buttercup became so m-mad, (sad pants) and sh-sh-SHE CAME AND THREW OCTI DOWN THE SEWER!!!! *bawls*
 * Lisa: Awwww.... *Puts her hand on Bubbles shoulder* don't cry, Bubbles. I'm very sure that Octi will be rescued from the sewer.
 * Timmy: I just hope so, Lisa.
 * Fluttershy: I really think you need a hug, Bubbles. *hugs poor Bubbles*
 * Timmy: We should join in, Lisa.
 * Lisa: Of course, Timmy.
 * (All hug cutely)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust with his sob story booth)
 * Mr. Conductor: *crying*
 * Fluttershy: Awww... what's wrong, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, it's the sob stories I heard on the Island Of Sodor. They were so sad, it was wonderful!
 * Lisa: How are sad stories wonderful, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: They're wonderful as long as there's a happy ending. After all, everybody likes a good cry now and then.
 * Lisa: Well Bubbles is finding her sorrow difficult to handle, Mr. Conductor.
 * Timmy: Yeah, all because Buttercup yanked Octi out from her arms and threw him in the sewer.
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a sob story that not even the engines on the Island Of Sodor would want to hear. In fact, they've already had their fair share of sob stories.
 * Fluttershy: I hope the engines are feeling okay.
 * Mr. Conductor: Awww... they are, Fluttershy. Henry The Green Engine has plenty of sob-stories that he would tell. Well.... I'll tell you one for him. (Blows whistle and "Come Out, Henry!" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Ed, Edd, I am very proud of both of you for cheering up poor Bubbles by reuniting her with Octi.
 * Edd: Well, that's why we did our job, Mr. Conductor. And plus, Buttercup now feels terribly guilty for what she had done because she was spoken to severely by the Professor back in Townsville.
 * Ed: Like music teachers?!
 * (All laugh)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm glad that you an Octi are back together again. And by the way Bubbles, if you ever get sad sometimes, try coming here to cheer up. (Blows whistle and the song "The Island Song" begins)

Trivia

 * The Professor actually called Buttercup on her iPhone to scold her after Blossom tattletaled on the phone.

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor has a campout at Shining Time Station. He, Edd, Lisa, Timmy, Rudy, Penny and Bubbles are gathered around a flashlight campfire with sleeping bags and tents and cook hot dogs and s'mores with a special cooking device put together by Edd and Mr. Conductor tells stories from the Island of Sodor. Meanwhile, Schemer along with Schemee, Ed, Eddy, Bart, Snap and Chicken go for a campout in the woods, but survival is harder than they thought and also became lost until they found their way back to Shining Time Station.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train (George Carlin)
 * 2) Duncan Gets Spooked (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) The Flying Kipper (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * The Midnight Train (performed by Rudy and the Chalkzone Gang)

Trivia

 * Schemer and Schemee guest star in this episode

Plot

 * Jimmy felt depressed and cried on the sidewalk after Eddy called him a little quitting sissy. WWE Superstar, John Cena realized how Jimmy felt and tried encouraging him to have faith in himself and to never give up. Mr. Conductor appeared and told stories about engines being persistent. WWE Superstar, Sheamus joined in after "Edward's Exploit".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Foolish Freight Cars (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Rusty Saves The Day (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Gallant Old Engine (George Carlin)
 * 5) Bulldog (George Carlin)

Song

 * Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining

Trivia

 * John Cena & Sheamus debut in the series. (Other WWE Superstars are in previous episodes)

Plot

 * While watching her music video, "Think Of Me" on ViewTube (spoof of YouTube), Jackie Evancho read a rude comment from Eddy saying that Jackie is losing her beautiful voice because "as time goes by, Jackie's voice was weakening". A very embarrassed Jackie got really upset and cried for a week without contacting her friends, nor sang. Double-D never heard from his girlfriend, Jackie for a week, nor she came over. Surprisingly, Jackie answered Edd's phonecall and came over Edd's house. While Edd was heading upstairs, he heard Jackie crying in his bedroom on his bed, and asked to see what was the matter and why she didn't contact him for a long time. Jackie struggled to answer out of her sadness, but after Edd tried soothing her and calming her down. Jackie finally told Edd about what Eddy did. Edd couldn't believe what Eddy said, and tried to comfort and sooth Jackie. Timmy appears in Mr. Conductor's Sob-Story Booth (Because it was his turn) and he calmly agreed with Edd to listen to Jackie's sob-story. After poor sad Jackie (still with tears in her eyes) softly told Timmy that Eddy embarrassed her on ViewTube by criticizing her voice and making other viewers criticize her voice, Timmy started to help Jackie by telling stories about criticism on the Island Of Sodor. After the last story (and when Timmy disappeared and left for Sodor with the sob-story booth), Edd still tried to convince Jackie that she still had a beautiful voice even though her voice was just going through puberty. Edd calmly tried getting Jackie to sing "Think Of Me". (because he never heard it before) Jackie was really nervous at first, but with the help and understanding from Edd. She promised to try her best. (with Edd kindly keeping her calm) First she nervously vocalized a few bars (taken from the vocalizing parts before the last 2 lyrics of song "Think Of Me"). And then performed "Think Of Me". Jackie nervously asked Edd about his opinion about her voice. Jackie felt very relieved by hearing Edd's opinion, and cuddled with Edd on Edd's bed, and the episode ended during their happy cuddling.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tender Engines
 * 2) The Trouble with Mud
 * 3) The Refreshment Lady's Stand
 * 4) Oliver Owns Up
 * 5) A Better View for Gordon

Song

 * Think of Me (Performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Edd just reaching upstairs when he heard Jackie crying)
 * (Edd enters the room)
 * Edd: Oh, dear! Jackie, you seem upset. What is it that's troubling you?
 * *Jackie continues crying*
 * Edd: (in unison, rubs Jackie's back to sooth her) Awww, Jackie please calm down. I'm here to help. Please tell me what's troubling you and I will kindly assist you.
 * Jackie: Well, I was looking at my video, "Think of Me' on ViewTube last week, *sad gasps* I was reading the comments when I found this from, LuvsMoneyandJawbreakers321. *sobs out of embarrassment* I couldn't even sing for a week because of it.... *sniffles*
 * Edd (reading the comment): "Your voice is starting to stink and it's only gonna get worse as you go through puberty, don't bother enjoying your life now, future failure"? Oh my! That was from Eddy no doubt about it! (To himself) No wonder why she never called me or invited me over for a week. (To Jackie) But Jackie, you shouldn't let rude comments lower your self-esteem. Eddy's probably envious that you're famous and he isn't.
 * Jackie: Yeah...but what if my voice DOES give out?! *sad gasps* I wouldn't sing anyone to sleep or bring cheer to anyone again! *cries*.
 * Edd: I don't care if you're famous or not famous, I'd still like to hear you sing because I love your voice more than anyone, no bragging intended.
 * Jackie (with tears in her eyes): Awww...that's very sweet of you, Eddward.
 * (Just then Timmy [18-inches] in his conductor uniform appeared in the Island of Sodor sob story booth)
 * Timmy: (crying)
 * Edd: Timmy? How did you get so small? Why are you wearing a Conductor's outfit? But more importantly, why on earth are you crying?
 * Timmy: *sniffle* Well, it's part of my Summer Job at Shining Time Station. Mr. Conductor lends me a conductor suit, and a special bag of gold dust that can shrink me to his size and my normal size. And second, it was my turn to sit in the Sob-Story booth, and I just heard some sad stories from the Island of Sodor. Man, at least the engines are feeling better.
 * Jackie: Why, Timmy?
 * Edd: Timmy, tell me, do you also tell Thomas Stories like Mr. Conductor?
 * Timmy: Totally! I know just about everything that goes on on Sodor. Why do you ask, Double-Dude?
 * Edd: Perhaps, Jackie could tell you what happened.
 * Timmy: Well, what's your problem, Jackie? I'm open to listen to your sob-story.
 * Jackie: It's Eddy. He commented my voice will no longer sound amazing as I continue through puberty *sad gasps* and he made some fans criticize as well.. *sobs in embarrassment, covering her face*
 * Timmy: *growls* That no-good cheapskate! Wait'll Dorky sees what I do to him when I get back to normal size.
 * Edd: Perhaps you should wait a while and see that karma does its job, Timmy. Anyway, would you be so kind as to help Jackie handle her given and most impolite criticism?
 * Timmy: Totally, Edd. Remember when Henry acted like a jerk to Duck and Donald, and Duck decided to hoodwink him?
 * Edd: Maybe the steam locomotives can maybe give Jackie some advice.
 * Timmy: Right ya are, Edd! Come with me, you two! (blows whistle and "Tender Engines" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Beginning and middle quotes of section)
 * Jackie (nervously): So um, i-is my voice okay? D-Did you like the song?
 * Edd: To tell you the truth *short pause* I really didn't....
 * Jackie: *tears up and sudders in saddness with her hands folded*
 * Edd: .... believe Eddy.
 * Jackie: *gasps and runs onto Edd's bed and cuddles with Edd (both giggling in unison)*
 * Jackie: *giggles while cuddling* You never criticized my voice. *giggles*
 * Edd (while cuddling with Jackie): Your my angel from Heaven forever, Jackie. *giggles*
 * *both giggle while cuddling with each other and episode ends*

Trivia

 * This is the first time Timmy Turner tells Thomas Stories since "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition"
 * This is the only episode Timmy Turner is 18-inches tall and in his Mr. Conductor uniform.

Plot

 * Timmy adopts a puny little white horse (with blue eyes, and yellow tail) from Rolf which he named Bella (it was actually a rescue from harm that Timmy never wanted to mention) Timmy discovered that Bella was indeed the world's smallest horse. While Timmy was feeding Bella with a bottle, Lisa, Jackie Evancho, Cosmo & Wanda, Eddy, and Ed come in to adore the puny (but cutest) little runt. And of course, Eddy didn't enjoy adoring Bella because as usual, Eddy never cares about cute stuff. Mr. Conductor appears, talks to Bella, and tells stories about animals on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby Had A Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Harold & The Flying Horse (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) A Cow On The Line (George Carlin)
 * 4) Alfie Has Kittens (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Percy Gets It Right (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Angel (performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Timmy feeding Bella on his bed in the Turners' house)
 * Timmy: *feeding Bella* Awww.... you are such a cute girl. I believe she has my eyes, right guys?
 * Wanda: Bella's eyes does match your eyes perfectly eh, sport?
 * Timmy: You got that right Wanda, and I can't belive I'm actually taller than her!
 * Cosmo: Bella is cute, cute like my Mama Cosma's hair dryer!
 * Wanda: That's not cute! And Cosmo, shut up!
 * Cosmo: Sorry, Wanda. Hair dryers are cute.
 * Wanda: *annoyed moan*

Quote 2

 * (Bella neighs to Mr. Conductor in a squeaky way)
 * Mr. Conductor: What's that?
 * (Bella neighs to Mr. Conductor again)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, why didn't you tell them that?
 * Lisa: Wow, Mr. Conductor, I didn't know you could understand horse.
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I do! I can understand any language from elephant to parakeet. You gotta be careful with parakeets. They try to bend the truth, trying to make what they say rhyme.
 * Jackie: You must be honored to--.
 * Eddy: BORING!!!!
 * Timmy: (Whispering) Eddy, stop! You'll scare Bella that way.
 * Eddy: So what?! It's just a stupid runt!
 * Ed: Like carrots?
 * Lisa: Oh, brother....
 * Timmy: Don't mind him Mr. C. All I know is that there are many animals on the Island Of Sodor that Eddy never cared about.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well he never heard the news about Toby most recently having his fair share of livestock.
 * Cosmo: Ooh! Is Mr. Conductor going to tell us a story?!
 * Wanda: Yes, and it's called "Don't Let Mr. Conductor Hear You"!
 * Cosmo: Ooh! I love railroad tales!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Did I just hear Cosmo & Wanda?
 * Timmy: WHAT?! Umm-- I um-- you see I um--
 * Mr. Conductor: *chuckles* Don't worry, Timmy. Jorgen Von Strangle won't rid you of your fairy godparents, because in case you, Cosmo, and Wanda didn't hear, I am HIS boss. If Jorgen disobeys me, he will lose his job because I am the chairman of the board in Fairy World.
 * Eddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, could we just listen to what that old coot of a tram had to say about lambs for crying out loud?!
 * Mr. Conductor: (Whispering angrily) Just a second, Eddy!
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Mr. Conductor: Now where was I? Oh, yes! Toby The Tram Engine. (Blows whistle and "Toby Had A Little Lamb" begins)

Quote 3

 * (Bubbles enters through Timmy's open window)
 * Bubbles: Timmy! I heard you had friends over today and- *sees Bella* Oh, what a cute pony!
 * Cosmo: She's a fowl!
 * Wanda: Cosmo, you're thinking of the bird! She's a foal.
 * Ed: Like baseball games?
 * Wanda: *annoyed sigh*
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles, this is Timmy's newly adopted pet.
 * Bubbles: Awwww.... how did you adopt her?
 * Timmy: Long story, Bubbles, but anyway, her name is Bella. Want to pet her? But be gentle. She's fragile.
 * Bubbles (rubbing gently on Bella's head): Oh, Timmy, you are so lucky to own a pony.
 * Timmy: Thanks, Bubbles. You're welcome to ride her when she gets older and grows a few inches.
 * Bubbles: *gasp* I CAN?! *hugs Timmy* THANK YOU, TIMMY! I LOVE YOU! I COULD NEVER BE HAPPIER!!!
 * Timmy: *wheezes* You're welcome, Bubbles. Now could you let go? You're squeezing kind of tight, after all Mr. Conductor's here you know.
 * Bubbles: Oh, sorry, Timmy. Am I too late to hear any stories, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: It just so happens, I've one more for today.
 * Bubbles: Yay!
 * Eddy: WHAT?! *growls* How many more railway tales is Bella the little squirt gonna hear?!
 * Lisa: Eddy, please stop with your nonsense. You have been a nuisance ever since we got here to ignore the newborn and world's smallest pony.
 * Jackie: Lisa has a point, Eddy. You really need to lighten up. In the matter of fact, I still didn't forget from last week when you made the week-long waterworks out of me.
 * Lisa: *horrified gasp* I saw that rude comment he made on ViewTube! He made viewers think that Jackie needed singing lessons (after reading a fan's comment).
 * Bubbles: *gasps* How could Eddy do a hurtful thing like that to poor Jackie? *cries*
 * Lisa: *hugs Bubbles to sooth her hurt feelings* There, there, Bubbles. Jackie's okay.
 * Mr. Conductor (angrily): *gasp* How could you?!
 * Eddy: WHAT?! Why blame me?! Jackie shouldn't have been serenading her lovebird, Sockhead right in front of my house one night!
 * Lisa: That's because they thought you were wearing that sleeping headphones that you wear every night, Eddy. It was your responsibility to wear them every night.
 * Ed: *laughs* Naughty naughty! You watch yourself mister, or Bella the puny little whatcha-ma-call-it will go to the bathroom on you! *laughs*
 * Timmy: (to himself) Heh. I'd love to see that happen.
 * Bubbles: Lighten up, Eddy. Please give poor Jackie and cute little Bella a chance.
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles has a point, Eddy. After all, they never gave Percy a chance one time when the small green engine tried warning the others about danger on the rails and Thomas ended up in an accident. And oh, that Percy thought Thomas was a goner.
 * Bubbles: *horrified gasp* What happened to the cute little funny train, Mr. Conductor?
 * Timmy: And what happened to Thomas?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well I thought you'd never ask! (Blows whistle and "Percy Gets It Right" begins)

Quote 4

 * (After Story)
 * Timmy: Whoa, Percy totally saved Thomas there.
 * Bubbles: Did you enjoy that story, Bella sweetie?
 * Jackie: I'm sure if she could speak, she'd say she did.
 * Eddy: Give me a break! You're both so easy to amuse.
 * Timmy: Hey! Leave Bella, Jackie and Bubbles alone! If you don't like it, go back to Peach Creek!
 * Ed: Yeah, Eddy. Sarah says I have to be home by dinner or I'm in big trouble!
 * Eddy: And Kevin's gonna pummel me if I return! (Referring to when he broke Kevin's window again)
 * Jackie: (To herself) And I was there watching that failed scam with Lisa before Lisa before we both decided to come over.
 * Timmy: Well, consider it punishment for criticizing Jackie and Bella as well!
 * Cosmo: Hey, maybe it won't be so bad.
 * Eddy: Easy for you to say...
 * Ed: Would Bella like any buttered toast?
 * Eddy: What planet are you from?
 * Ed: I come in peace, Eddy! (glomps Eddy)
 * Timmy: *in an annoyed tone* Please bring the 2 back to Peach Creek, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Right-O, Timmy. (Makes Ed and Eddy disappear in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Timmy: Ahhh.... peace at last.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm gonna go to Rolf's to fetch some more warm milk for Bella. Bye! *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Bella: *yawns*
 * Timmy: I guess somebody is sleepy, are you girl? I think so. Let me to think of a lullaby for her. (softly to his watch) You know any lullabies, guys?
 * Cosmo: Ooh! Can we sing "The Wheels On The Bus" in Spanish?!
 * Wanda: Silencio, Stupido!
 * Timmy: *groans* How can I put Bella to sleep? I can't think of any lullabies.
 * Jackie: May I sing Bella to sleep. I know pretty good lullabies.
 * Timmy: Awwww.... you do that for Bella?
 * Jackie (softly): *beginning instrumental for "Angel" slowly fades in (in unsion to Jackie speaking)* Absolutely, my lullabies that put any animal to sleep. I thought of this one just for Bella. *sings "Angel"* *the second verse of "Angel" displays the ending credits and the episode ends after the second verse*

Trivia

 * Timmy never mentions about how he adopted Bella.
 * Mr. Conductor inferred that Jorgen Von Strangle was actually the C.O.O of Fairy World
 * Timmy inferred that when he said "few inches" he meant that Bella would be the perfect size for Timmy and Bubbles to ride on (Because Bella was the world's smallest horse)

Plot

 * The Eds, Jackie Evancho, Bart, Homer, Lisa, The Powerpuff Girls, The Chalkzone Gang, Cow, Chicken and Timmy are on Spring Break and Lisa suggests volunteer work during their time off. Mr. Conductor hears about this and informs them about open positions at the Big River Raceway (Team Fastex's Home Track) and Team Fastex Headquarters (located at the same track). When they arrive, they meet the drivers, Mark "Charger" McCutchen, Steve "Flyer" Sharp, Carlos "Stunts" Rey, Megan "Spitfire" Fassler, and the crew members, Douglas "Duck" Dunaka, Cooch Lugnut, Miles McCutchen (Charger's 11 year old brother who helps Duck in the Fastex garage and the pits), The team owner, Jack Fassler and his wife Libby Fassler whom they make friends with. But Homer slacks off, Bart and Chicken drive recklessly against each other inside the Team Fastex Training Simulators, Cow was butchering the mechanics in the racecars (same sequence as seen in the "NASCAR Racers" episode "Duck Out Of The Way" when Miles was butchering the cars' mechanics) and Eddy and Ed make games out of their paintwork by making silly paint schemes out of the Team Fastex cars. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about engines being busy, lazy and silly with their work.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (George Carlin)
 * 2) Jack Jumps In (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) A Friend in Need (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Daisy (George Carlin)
 * 5) One Good Turn (George Carlin)

Song

 * Sir Topham Hatt

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Jack Fassler scolding the slackers, and Timmy, Lisa, the Powerpuff Girls, Timmy Turner, Jackie, the Chalkzone Gang, Miles McCutchen, and Edd practicing on the track as a privilege by Jack Fassler, preparing for the "Stunts Caffe Million Dollar Rumble" which they were chosen to be in)
 * Jack Fassler: Your other friends might have worked really hard, but I didn't see "Team Fastex" out of YOU guys today. All I saw was nothing but chaos, and that's why I didn't send you slackers on the track to practice for the "Stunts Caffe Million Dollar Rumble".
 * Flyer: You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
 * Stunts: Yeah, you didn't install my left-rear tire in properly, chica. (referring to Cow)
 * Charger: And I DEFINITELY didn't like the reckless driving from you, Chicken and Bart! *car races by in the distance in unison*
 * Spitfire: And you 2 Eds butchered a lot of our backup cars' paint schemes. That is not what paintwork is about.
 * Duck: You even spray-painted my tool-kit and duct tape. Now I had to get another roll of duct tape!
 * Bart: But Jack, Chicken made us do it!
 * Chicken: Why me?! *car races by in the distance in unison*
 * Jack: It doesn't matter who started it. What you shouldn't have done was wrecking each other like REXCOR drivers, and I won't have dirty drivers on my team.
 * *Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Mr. Conductor: The team is right guys, and no work gets done when people are silly, lazy, and careless about their work. After all, Percy already had his fair share of slacking off and being silly.

Trivia

 * Team Fastex from NASCAR Racers debut in the series and their rival team, REXCOR debut in "Clash of the Rivals".

Plot

 * Bubbles ditched Boomer because he was trying to manipulate her to wreak havoc for everyone. She saw Timmy lying on his bed, feeling very sad realizing that he never had friends that were girls when he was a school boy (Except For Tootie The Others didn't like him). Bubbles decided to make him feel better and try to be his friend. During their comforting conversation, Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about how engines got along and helped each other out. In the end, Bubbles became Timmy's best friend and they bonded very well with each other.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward Helps Out (George Carlin)
 * 2) Elizabeth The Vintage Quarry Truck (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Peace and Quiet (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Bulgy Rides Again (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Thomas and Stepney (George Carlin)

Song

 * Really Useful Engine

Quote 1

 * (Timmy sat on his bed sighing sadly)
 * Bubbles: Hi, Timmy!
 * Timmy: Oh, Hey Bubbles. Fly right in.
 * (Bubbles floated in through the window)
 * Bubbles: What's the matter, Timmy?
 * Timmy: I barely have any female friends. There's Tootie, but she's kind of a freak.
 * Tootie (from Timmy's window): I LOVE YOU, TIMMY!
 * (Timmy shuts the window and she fell to the ground.)
 * Bubbles: Well, I was just with Boomer.
 * Timmy: You mean that evil dude version of yourself?
 * Bubbles: Yes, he said he wanted to be friends, but he was a big stinker and tricked me to create havoc! *cries*
 * Timmy: I know how you feel. I want Trixie to like me. Much more than a friend if you know what I mean.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Timmy, Bubbles.
 * Timmy and Bubbles (sad): Hi, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, I must have the wrong location. Is this Timmy's house, or World Headquarters for the I.M.S?
 * Timmy: What's the I.M.S?
 * Mr. Conductor: The International Mopey Society. What's wrong, you two?
 * Bubbles (with tears in her eyes): We're sad because Boomer tricked me and Trixie doesn't like Timmy!
 * Timmy: Like... like, you mean.... Anyway, there are some people you can't trust to be your friends.
 * Mr. Conductor: Cheer up, you two. Everybody has friends whether you're with them or they're far away. Like my friend, Edward from the Island of Sodor.
 * Bubbles (cheering up a little): Would you tell us a story about the cute little train?
 * Timmy: Yeah, I could use a story after a hard day I've had.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then, What are we waiting for? (blows whistle and "Edward Helps Out" begins)

Quote 2

 * Timmy: I guess fate doesn't want me and Trixie or any girl together except Tootie.
 * Bubbles: Aww...don't feel sad, Timmy. I think Trixie is a little similar to Boomer, and the other girls don't know what they are doing.
 * Timmy: *sad sigh* I guess you're right, Bubbles. Trixie really is a big stinker. *sad gasps and tears up*
 * Bubbles: Awwww... don't cry, Timmy. Look on the bright side, you became great friends with Penny, my sisters and many other girls. If you like... *puts her fingerless hand on Timmy's shoulder* I'll be your girlfriend.
 * Timmy: Really? You mean it?!
 * Bubbles: *giggles* Of course, Timmy!
 * (Both hug and both giggle and chuckle)
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm very proud of you, Bubbles for soothing Timmy's hurt feelings. In fact, you're just as useful as my best friend.
 * Bubbles: And who's that, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas the Tank Engine! Who else? (Blows whistle and "Really Useful Engine" begins)

Plot

 * Buttercup, Ed, Eddy, The Miz, Alberto Del Rio, Rudy, Penny, Snap, and Chicken are trapped inside Ed's house during a severe thunderstorm.Suddenly, the power went out and everyone soon became frightened and remained motionless and worried softly to each other about the storm. Mr. Conductor appears and tells them calmly that they will make it through the severe storm safely. And he told stories about engines who've had experiences with inclement weather.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Cranky Bugs (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Toby And The Flood (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) The Trouble With Mud (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) No Sleep for Cranky (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Down by the Docks

Quotes

 * Buttercup: I hate rainy days! I need to punch!
 * Miz: Well, ya ain't punchin' me cause after all, I'm the most must-see WWE Superstar in the world.
 * Alberto: Will you please stop saying that, Miz?! Aye aye, aye!!!!
 * Rudy: So, it's raining. What are we to do?
 * Chicken: Well at least Cow ain't here to whine about the stupid weather.
 * (Power snaps off after Thunderclap)
 * Eddy: Hey! Who turned out the lights?!
 * Miz (shuddering in fear): Dude, this is DEFINITELY not awesome...
 * Alberto (shuddering in fear): If only Ricardo Rodriguez (Alberto's personal ring announcer) was here, he'd keep me company.
 * Chicken (shuddering in fear): Man, I hate power outages!!!!
 * Eddy: This storm IS severe! Why didn't I watch the Weather Channel?! WHY?!!!!!
 * Miz: I guess it's because you never trust what the weathermen say.
 * Eddy: (Covering face) AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! ME AND MY BIG DOUBTS!!!!
 * Alberto: Well I didn't watch the Weather Channel either, hombre! This stupid weather is causing major problems for us.
 * Snap: At least I'm not out there, I'd be washed away and gone! If only Jimmy Neutron was here, he could've made me human!
 * Miz: (still shuddering in fear) Guys, c-c-can we p-please stop fighting because this is n-not the t-t-time to fight (Referring to fighting in the WWE).
 * Chicken: Yeah Miz's right, guys. We shouldn't be fighting, but the weather is fighting us.
 * Buttercup: If that storm wasn't severe, I could've been playing Gamestation 4 by now!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust in a raincoat)
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd hate going out in this storm.
 * Miz: Tell me about it, Mr. Conductor.
 * Ed: Do the choo-choos have any thunderstorms on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: In the matter of fact, Percy got caught in an awful storm once.
 * Rudy: (Shuddering in fear) I don't r-really t-think we should hear about t-that one Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well it's too bad because the storm passed, and the ending ends happy if you all found out, but I'll save it for some other time.
 * Snap: But Mr. Conductor, please--
 * Mr. Conductor: No, no, no, you had enough storms for one day.
 * Ed: Please, Mr. C? *Whimpers with puppy-dog look*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well... you sure?
 * Penny: We are most sure, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right then! (Blows whistle and "Percy's Promise" begins)

Trivia

 * WWE Superstars, The Miz and Alberto Del Rio guest star in this episode
 * Gamestation 4 is a spoof of Playstation 4.

Plot

 * Edd receives a job working as a cashier in the Krusty Krab after Squidward got fired. Before opening time, Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about engines who've had experiences with food.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes to Breakfast (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (George Carlin)
 * 4) A Scarf for Percy (George Carlin)
 * 5) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Bushel Full Of Yum (Sung by Rudy & The Chalkzone Band)

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with Squidward asleep at the cash register)
 * (Mr. Krabs enters through his office door)
 * Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward!
 * Squidward (waking up): What is it, Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: You've been falling asleep one too many times this week. It has come to my attention that I have you...fired!
 * Squidward: Well, it was nice while it lasted.
 * (Then Squidward departed from the Krusty Krab and hung up his hat)
 * (Mr. Krabs then posted a Help Wanted Sign on the Window)
 * Narrator: 3 days later...
 * Mr. Krabs: I can't wait for me new employee to show up. He has quite more of a personality than Mr. Squidward.
 * Spongebob: I can't wait for him to show up either.
 * (Just then 3 figures in a cloud of gold dust appeared)
 * Edd: Double D, ready for work, sir.
 * Spongebob: Eddward! Welcome aboard to your first day of work!
 * Edd: Thank you, Spongebob. I wouldn't have even obtained a job if it wasn't for our friends, Mr. Conductor who informed me of the job opening and Jimmy Neutron with his rather original new invention.
 * Jimmy: I can't believe I didn't think up the idea of an invention that allows humans to walk and breath underwater as they do above the surface years ago. I'll go down in history for sure!
 * Edd: I should also thank Mr. Conductor for giving me a good supply of his gold dust to get me to work early in the morning so he doesn't have to.
 * Mr. Conductor: And it's thanks to Jimmy, my whistle will work underwater if you or Spongebob and his friends want to hear my stories.
 * Edd: We've time before opening hours, Mr. Conductor. Won't you please tell us one?
 * Spongebob: Yeah, Mr. Conductor! Please?
 * Mr. Conductor: If that's all right with Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah, go crazy. I've got me money to count (laughs heartily as he entered his office and shut his door)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then. What are we waiting for? (blows whistle, bubbles covered up the screen and "Thomas Comes to Breakfast" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas is a little like Squidward. They both went out of work only Thomas would be back. I don't know if I can say the same about Squidward.

Trivia

 * Jimmy Neutron uses an invention for him, Edd and Mr. Conductor (and the rest of the world) to walk and breath (as well as devices working properly) underwater like they do upon the surface lasting forever.
 * It was inferred that Jimmy Neutron had enabled Mr. Conductor's whistle to be waterproof (and sound the same) but underwater, instead of steam, bubbles introduce the stories.

Plot

 * Lisa was upset when her friend Colin moved from the U.S to Scotland. While Lisa was crying on the sidewalk, Mr. Conductor appeared to try and calm Lisa down by telling her stories of Donald, Douglas, and Duncan.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Donald and Douglas (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Deputation (George Carlin)
 * 3) Home at Last (George Carlin)
 * 4) Duncan Gets Spooked (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Bad Day at Castle Loch (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Donald's Duck

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with Lisa in her room reading a letter from Colin)
 * Lisa (reading): Dear Lisa, your home country was of many wonders. I am doing fine in my country of which I have moved back to. I do hope we can meet again someday. Yours truly, Colin.
 * Lisa: Oh, Colin. I hope so, but what if the day never comes?! (cries)
 * (Lisa then threw the letter in her trash can and ran outside crying on the sidewalk.)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Lisa, what's wrong? I was hoping to see you in a good mood. This doesn't seem happy.
 * Lisa: It's just...I miss Colin, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, the foreign boy you met whom you and he tried to make Springfield go green.
 * Lisa: Yes. I thought he would stay in Springfield, but he moved back to his homeland!
 * Mr. Conductor: Cheer up, Lisa. I'm sure Donald and Douglas would share the same feeling. SIr Topham Hatt had wanted to send one of them away, but the accidents they had on their first day almost sent them both away. Remember that?
 * Lisa: (cheering up) I guess a story would perk me up.
 * Mr. Conductor: That's what I like to hear. Now where was I? Oh yes, Donald and Douglas! (blows whistle and "Donald and Douglas" begins)

Plot

 * Timmy, the Powerpuff Girls, Cindy Vortex, Ed, Edd, Eddy (who wasn't a big fan of boy bands) and The Chalkzone gang were all helping R5 set up their stage for their concert inside the O2 Arena in England. While testing the pyrotechnics, Ed accidentally fired the pyros at Eddy and he disintegrated, making R5 laugh and say that they are such funny people and good construction workers. Mr. Conductor (Ringo) appears, informs them that his cousin went to the South Pole to play with his penguin friends, and tells them stories about fixtures, repairs, and technical difficulties on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) What's The Matter With Henry? (Michael Angelis)
 * 2) Henry's Special Coal (Ringo Starr)
 * 3) Whistles and Sneezes (Ringo Starr)
 * 4) Buffer Bother (Michael Angelis)
 * 5) The Runaway (Ringo Starr)

Song

 * Loud (performed by R5 featuring the Chalkzone Band)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside the O2 Arena, doing pyro-testing on the R5 stage)
 * Edd: Hoo! I am so exhausted from setting up that stage.
 * Riker: Well you did fine job, Eddward.
 * Ross: Yeah, you did way better than that Lumpy kid.
 * Ratliff: Ross, his name is Ed, you know.
 * Ross: I was only playing around, Ratliff, and Rocky thinks he's funny!
 * Rocky: Which I am!
 * *the gang except Eddy laughs*
 * Rudy: Man, you're such a character, Rocky. And I knew Ratliff from school when I was in 3rd grade.
 * Rydel: You did?
 * Rudy: Absoluetly! I told him that I'd be in a band someday.... well I made my own band known as the Chalkzone band.
 * Ross: Well, we just invited you to play "Loud" with us tonight since The Vamps couldn't make it.
 * Ratliff: And it's a good thing I found you on Placebook (spoof of Facebook) to recruit you, your band and your trusty friends we would call fans.
 * Riker: Or R5ers--.
 * Ratliff: Shut up.
 * Riker: *groans*
 * Rydel: Well, it looks like Riker woke up on the wrong side of the tour bus.
 * Riker: Hey! I ain't cranky!
 * Eddy: HMPH! Welcome to MY world.
 * Ross: Never mind that, Eddy can you please get that jawbreaker wrapper Ed threw on the pyro-vents, please?
 * Eddy: *growls* Fine... *mutters to himself*
 * Blossom: I became such a big fan when I came across you on ViewTube. (reference to the Foster's spoof of the site, YouTube)
 * Bubbles: And Blossom bought me your songs to listen on my iPhone along with Il Volo. *giggles*.
 * Buttercup (who is a huge R5 fan because of the boys): You guys are one of the most awesome bands! I always headbang and rock out to your videos on RTV (Spoof of MTV) and I can't for Rudy's band to play with you tonight.
 * Ratliff: And we are definitley pleased to have you in the front row tonight.
 * Bubbles: I hope I catch one of your sticks tonight, Ratliff. *giggles*
 * Buttercup: Hey, I thought I would get the stick Bubbles.
 * Ratliff: Then you can BOTH have my drumsticks. I have a huge supply backstage.
 * Ed: Of fireworks?
 * Ratliff: No Ed, not fireworks.
 * Ed: Do they come out when you push this?!
 * Ross: No Ed, wait--! *Ed blasts Eddy with the stage pyro*
 * Eddy: *screams in the fireworks* Nice one Lumpy!!!! *disintergrates*
 * (Mr. Conductor's cousin appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Ross: *shrieks like a girl* (Like he did in "Austin & Ally" once) A little man!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Relax, Ross. I'm not going to hurt you and your band. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ringo, but you may call me Mr. Conductor.
 * Ross: Wait, h-h-how did you know my name?
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles was telling me about you and your band and I used to be in a rock band (referring to The Beatles) myself. And by the way, you did that very well and I am proud of all of you. You might as well be the best workers to help Henry. He's been feeling poor a lot lately.
 * Rocky: Wait, who's Henry?
 * Rydel: We never heard of somebody named Henry.
 * Ratliff: Is Henry a spare drummer to play for me if I feel ill?
 * Mr. Conductor: Goodness, no! Henry is a steam engine who lives with my friend Thomas The Tank Engine and many others of the Island Of Sodor.
 * Ross: An Island made out of soft drinks? You gotta me kiddin' me.
 * Ratliff: No, he meant the Island Of Sodor, Ross--.
 * Ross: Oh, yeah, yeah. My mistake. Well I could sure use some soft drinks right now. *opens his Diet PEPSI bottle, drinks it and belches loudly*
 * Mr. Conductor: My, that's disgraceful!
 * Riker: Yeah Ross, you should cover your mouth when you belch.
 * Ross: Sorry, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well then. Come along. (Blows whistle and "What's The Matter With Henry" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: You musical lads must have some fun times performing at concerts and traveling in the tour bus. Reminds me of the days when my lads, the Beatles and I, Ringo Starr by the way--
 * Ratliff: Wait, you're actually THE Ringo Starr from the Beatles?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Absolutely! I was the star-drummer for the Beatles before becoming a magical train conductor. I was there on the trains to make sure nothing ever went wrong.
 * Ratliff: Dude, you were my IDOL after watching you on ViewTube! I actually wanted to be like you.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you can always ask me for advice, Ratliff. Please feel free. (scene cuts to the R5 concert inside the O2 Arena)
 * Riker: (while they play the intro to "Loud") Now it's time for our last song of the night, guys! Get your hands in the air and get loud!!!! *audience of fangirls scream*
 * Buttercup: *screams* I LOVE YOU R5!!!!!
 * (Rudy & the Chalkzone Band enter the stage)
 * Ross (in unison to Rudy & The Chalkzone Band entering the stage): Please welcome Rudy & The Chalkzone Band!!!! *audience screams*
 * Ratliff (while drumming): Rudy's an old friend of mine! (They perform "Loud")

Trivia

 * Ross (guitarist/lead singer), Riker (basest), Rocky (2nd guitarist),  Rydel (keyboardist) (the Lynch family), and Ellington Ratliff (drummer), the band known as R5 guest stars in this episode along with Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr).
 * Mr. Conductor (George Carlin) is absent in this episode.
 * Rydel Lynch is the only female in the band R5.
 * Ellington Ratliff is best known as "Ratliff"
 * Rudy Tabootie mentions that Ratliff went to school with him and was his long-lost best friend before he met Penny.

Plot

 * Gianluca Ginoble, Piero Barone and Ignazio Boschetto (Known as Il Volo) have just moved into the Peach Creek cul-de-sac from Italy even though they tour the world. Ed, Edd, Eddy, Bubbles, Sandy Cheeks and Timmy Turner introduce themselves to the boys. Bubbles fell in love with Ignazio and even though she wasn't old enough to date him, Timmy tried not to be jealous. Il Volo gave a little sample of "O Sole Mio". Everyone enjoyed it except Eddy, who thought opera stinks. Mr. Conductor appears, introduces himself and tells stories about engines and music on the Island Of Sodor. In the end, Il Volo asks them (except Eddy) To join in with them on tour as special guests.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Rock 'n' Roll (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Edward's Brass Band (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Faulty Whistles (Alec Balwin)
 * 5) Toad Stands By (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Il Mondo (Sung by Il Volo)

Quote 1

 * Edd: Greetings gentlemen, are you new here?
 * Bubbles: Oh, my! I-I-I'ts Il Volo!!!! I LOVE you guys!!!!
 * Ignazio: Why thank you-a-little girl.
 * Bubbles: *giggles excitedly to herself*
 * Timmy: Wow.... I can't believe you are actually living in the cul-de-sac! Soooo cool.
 * Ed: Like snow cones?!
 * Piero: *chuckles* You-a-funny, tall guy.
 * Edd: Gentlemen, could we please introduce ourselves to our new friends.
 * Timmy: Timmy Turner!
 * Bubbles: I'm Bubbles! *giggles*
 * Piero: Aw, c'mon-a. I knew-a-you little Bubbles.
 * Timmy: Wait, you actually know her, Piero?
 * Piero: Sí. We met at-a-the-Shining Time Station before.
 * Ed: I'm Charmin' Marvin! No wait, it's ummm.....
 * Eddy: Ed!!!!
 * Ed: Oh, yeah. Thanks Eddy!
 * Ignazio: Ah, ma donna mia! You scream-a-so loud little one.
 * Eddy: *in uneuthiastic tone* I'm Eddy.
 * Gianluca: It is a pleasure to meet you our new neighbors.
 * Edd: Why thank you. Oh! And my name is Eddward, Double-D.
 * Timmy: Can you 3 give us a little sample of O' Sole Mio?
 * Gianluca: Of course, little Timmy.
 * (Il Volo peforms sample of "O Sole Mio")
 * (All except Eddy applaud and cheer)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Your new neighbors are very talented, guys.
 * Ignazio: Oh, look! It-a little man! Is it-a-action figure? *touches Mr. Conductor*
 * Mr. Conductor: Stop it! I don't come with batteries!!!!
 * Ignazio: *Homer-like shriek* It-a-IS a little man!
 * Piero: (rapidly) Ignazio, Ignazio just calm-a-down, it's just a man it's-a-Mr. Conduc-a-tor. I keep-a-trying to tell you and you-a-never believe me--.
 * Gianluca: I believe-a-you Piero--.
 * Piero: I know-a-you did! Ignazio no believe-a-me the first-a-time.
 * Mr. Conductor: Piero's right Ignazio, let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service. Piero used to work for me before he joined that Italian TV talent contest battling against you 2 when you were solo-artists.
 * Timmy: You never told me Piero worked at Shining Time Station before I worked for Mr. Conductor, Bubbles!
 * Bubbles: Sorry, Timmy. I forgot.
 * Piero: It's-a-okay Bubbles. People make-a-the-mistakes.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed you're correct, Piero.
 * Bubbles: I loved your solo Ignazio. "Caruso" was my favorite song from that Radio City concert I went with Timmy. *giggles*
 * Ignazio: Ah, thank-a-you, sweet little Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: *giggles sweetly*
 * Piero: And that-a-song, "Caruso" is a melodramma--
 * Ignazio: *fake cries*
 * Piero (annoyed): Ignazio!
 * Ignazio: No-no-no, sorry, go on, Piero.
 * Piero: Like I said, the song Ignazio sung for you was a melodramma--
 * Ignazio: *fake cries*
 * Piero: *annoyed sigh* Really, Ignazio?
 * Ignazio: Sorry! Sorry! I get all emotional from-a-the word "melodramma".
 * Piero: *whispering in Bubbles' ear* He's just-a-trying to be funny like always.
 * Ed: Would Ignazio like to hug a chicken?
 * Eddy: Ed!!!! Why would he hug a chicken?! And besides, opera stinks. All it ever does is break glass.
 * Ignazio: Eddy.
 * Eddy: WHAT?!
 * Ignazio: Shaddup-a.
 * Eddy: *annoyed groan*
 * Edd: Please excuse Eddy Ignazio, but it would be great if you tour all around Peach Creek.
 * Ignazio: REALLY?!
 * Piero: Really, Ignazio--.
 * Ignazio: I SAID really--.
 * Piero: I know!
 * (Timmy, Edd and Bubbles laugh)
 * Mr. Conductor: You should tour the Island Of Sodor someday and sing for the engines. They certainly love music.
 * Ignazio: I-love-a-soda! I drink it-a-twice a day.
 * Gianluca: (rapidly) Ignazio, Ignazio, no, no, no, no, he's talking about-a-the Island Of Sodor--.
 * Ignazio: Oh, yeah, yeah. The Island Of Sodorrrr.....
 * Mr. Conductor: Exactly, and they even have opera.
 * Eddy: (angrily) You mean they have glass-breakers on the Island Of Sodor, too?! PAH! Opera's too easy to amuse!
 * Bubbles (feeling hurt after Eddy's rude comments): *gasps sadly, lips quiver, and cries*
 * Ignazio: Oh, come-a-here, little Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: *rapidly flies into Ignazio's arms and sadly cuddles with him and cheers up*
 * Timmy: (To himself) And I'm trying my best not to be jealous.
 * Gianluca: Never you mind-a-the little puny schizzo, Mr. Conductor. But-a-me, Piero, and Ignazio never heard of-a-the-Island Of Sodor before--.
 * Piero (interruping Gianluca): Actually Gianluca, I know-a-the Island Of Sodor Cause I was-a-Mr. Conduc-a-tor before.
 * Gianluca: You never tell-a-me you were Mr. Conduc-a-tor before.
 * Ignazio: Me neither--.
 * Piero (interrupting): *annoyed* Ignazio, Shaddup-a! You never shutta-you-mouth ever since we got on-a-the plane to come-a-over 'ere!
 * Ignazio: *frustrated growl*
 * Edd, Bubbles, Ed, and Timmy laugh*
 * Mr. Conductor: You 3 are quite clowns as well.
 * Piero: Sorry about-a-Ignazio, but I tell-a-them I know about-a-the Island Of Sodor.
 * Ignazio: Did-a-you say there was-a-opera on-a-the Island Of Sodorrr....?
 * Gianluca: Much-a-better, Ignazio.
 * Ignazio *unenthusiastically glances and stares at Gianluca and glances back at Mr. Conductor*
 * Mr. Conductor: First of all, the opera singer was Alicia Botti, and Thomas and Percy had their experience with opera, I won't forget it, neither will they I'll tell you all about it. (Blows whistle and "Thomas, Percy, and The Squeak" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After Last Story)
 * Ignazio: Hey, would you like-a-to-see the new house?
 * Timmy: I will!
 * Bubbles: I'd love to! *giggles*
 * Sandy: I do!
 * Eddy: Yeah, right. Like I'd be caught in a house that's probably full of pictures with fat opera singing men.
 * Ed: Like gravey yards?
 * Eddy: You never have an "off button" do you, Ed? And it's graveyards, stupid.
 * Ed: My mom says not to pick my belly button.
 * Timmy: Aw, c'mon dorky, lighten up for once!
 * Edd: Indeed, Eddy. Having famous singers move in is something rare for this cul-de-sac.
 * Eddy: Fine! I'll go! *growls*
 * Sandy: So what are y'all waitin' for? Can we see your new house?
 * Piero: Well-a-you find out Sandy, let's see-a-the-new house. (scene cuts to Il Volo's house)
 * Gianluca: Well, 'ere we are! This-a-the-house we 3 live.
 * Eddy: BORING! I bet you guys don't even have a game room!
 * Edd: Eddy, please show respect.
 * Eddy: *growls*
 * Ignazio: This-a-me bunk bed. I getta the top bunk.
 * Piero (annoyed): Yeah, and I have to share-a-the bunk bed with you, Ignazio.
 * Ignazio: Why you no like-a-to-share the bunk bed with me?!
 * Piero: Cause-a, you annoy me by you ask-a-the silly questions and I no getta the sleep! And Gianluca getta the bed on the other side-a-the room! Sheesh!
 * Ignazio: That-a-because he claustrophobic--.
 * Piero: I no care-a! I want-a-the bed for me-self. HMPH!
 * Gianluca: Piero, relax-a, you getta my bed tonight. I give it up-a-for you tonight.
 * Piero: Good, now Ignazio bother you tonight!
 * Sandy (kindly): Shoot! How ya gonna get some if Ignazio beats ya around the bush?
 * Gianluca: You no worry, Sandy. I kick Ignazio in-a-the-culo once for keeping me awake.
 * Piero: Wait, you kick him in-a-the culo?
 * Gianluca: Si, you no home when I kick Ignazio in-the-culo cause you went to-a-the-nightclub the other night.
 * Piero: Good! You kick him tonight so I can getta the sleep.
 * Ignazio: *nervous gulp*
 * Ed: Does claustrophobic means you're afraid of Santa Claus?
 * Timmy: First of all Ed, that's not what it means, Lumpy, and second, let's see the rest of your house, Il Volo.
 * Gianluca: Certainly. Let's-a-go see-a-the-living room.
 * scene cuts into the extremely huge living room*
 * Sandy: Boy howdy! I've never seen a room this big or amazing and this giant T.V screen looks mighty epic!
 * Ed: Like birdbaths?
 * Ignazio: Yeah, and I play-a-the-video games on there.
 * Piero: Yeah and you no let me have-a-the television at all.
 * Timmy: Wait, you play video games, Ignazio? I'm a huge gamer myself! Count me in!
 * Ignazio: Well join-a-the-club! Let me getta the remote--.
 * Piero quickly grabs the remote before Ignazio could get to it*
 * Ignazio: 'EY-A! Me and-a-little Timothy want to play-a-the "Crash Nebula"!
 * Timmy: Yeah, don't be such a buzzkill, Piero!
 * Piero (annoyed but angry): Well you too late-a! I gotta watcha my show! *turns T.V on to when they were on "Porta A Porta"*
 * Gianluca: 'Ey..... I remember the show. We on it for-a-the-Christmastime last year.
 * Bubbles: Watching that reminds me so much of our Christmas party (referring to "Mr. Conductor's Christmas Party") Anyway, it's fun to be watching it now with all of my friends and you 3. *giggles*
 * Timmy: After this, can me and Ignazio play "Crash Nebula Meets Spiderman"?
 * Piero (annoyed): Fine-a.... you play with Ignazio after the song-a, but after the supper, I getta the television the whole night-a. Sheesh!
 * (Il Volo sings "Il Mondo" on the gigantic 5.1 BOSE surround sound T.V)

Trivia

 * Il Volo debut in the series and are 18-20 years old.
 * The Gigantic T.V screen Il Volo owned in their house also included an extremely powerful home theater
 * Mentioning that Piero Barone worked for The Conductor Family while the 2 Mr. Conductors (Ringo and George) were adapting to the Eds and company in Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy and telling them stories (along with Ringo being busy with his solo music career after his separation with the Beatles.) is actually a reference to "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover" (which is the prequel to "Ed, Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station" leading up to this wiki) when Piero took Ringo's role as Mr. Conductor before he left Shining Time (Timmy Turner took over for S2, S3, and Family Specials) to go with Mr. Nicholas for a while and then compete in the Italian T.V talent contest competing against Gianluca Ginoble and Ignazio Boschetto (before they became Il Volo).

Plot

 * Ignazio Boschetto and Sandy Cheeks each had a bad day. Ignazio was involved in a car accident (his car hit a lampost in a multi-car wreck) after getting road rage, and Sandy Cheeks was frustrated that the hotel she stayed at had bad service and cost her all of her money, especially the front desk attendants were rude to guests. Mr. Conductor appears and tells both of them stories about engines on Sodor who've misbehaved or had bad days. Daniel Powter also joined in as he, like others, knows what a bad day is like.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (George Carlin)
 * 2) Gordon Takes A Dip (George Carlin)
 * 3) Put Upon Percy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas and the Conductor (George Carlin)
 * 5) James Learns A Lesson (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Bad Day (Sung by Daniel Powter)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens wth Ignazio running onto his bed screaming into his pillow)
 * Ignazio: What is wrong with-a-the stupid road today?!!!
 * (Sandy barges into room)
 * (Sandy) Hey, Ignazio, ya angry, too?!
 * Ignazio: SI!!!!
 * Sandy: (angrily) What happened to you?!
 * Ignazio: Well, the stupid-a-driver got into me way and cut-a-me off, I honk at him to get outta me way, soon all-a-the cars pile up-a, and I hit-a-me nose of me car on-a-the lampost! It was-a me new Italia FIAT!!!! *growls then cries*
 * Sandy: Well I had my acorns twisted when that stupid front desk attendant charged me $348.00 which included $35.00 for a no-good burger! $348.00 was all I had, and therefore I ain't coming back to that poorly managed hotel, dang-gummit!!!!
 * Ignazio: Will you stop-a shouting, Sandy?!!!! I gotta me-self a headache!!!! *covers head with pillow*
 * (Sandy sits on bed)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Seems like there's lot of turmoil in here.
 * Sandy: You said it, Mr. Conductor!!!! Those clerks should ask to charge my behind!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sandy, Sandy, why are you shouting?
 * Sandy: *panting sadly* Oh shoot Mr. Conductor, I'm sorry. I-its just that I had a bad day.
 * Ignazio: (still covering his face with pillow with a pounding headache) Me day went-a-bad too, Mr. Conductor. *sad gasps*.
 * Mr. Conductor: I overheard your dilemmas before I came here and I definitely feel sorry for both of you.
 * Ignazio: Yeah, and I shouldn't-a yelled at-a-the driver.
 * Mr. Conductor: Road rage, huh? That happens to everyone. And by the way you guys aren't the only ones having it hard today, that silly snob of an engine, Sir Handel was grumbling all day and he ended up in a similar fate as Ignazio.
 * Ignazio: What-a kind of fate?
 * Sandy: Please tell us, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed I will. (Blows whistle and "A Bad Day For Sir Handel" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Ignazio: That is-a similar to-a-the way I acted today.

Trivia

 * The car Ignazio wrecked was an Italian FIAT.
 * The hotel Sandy stayed at was referred to the hotel in the Spongebob Squarepants episode, "Krusty Towers".
 * Daniel Powter guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Jackie, Edd, Timmy, the Powerpuff Girls, Ignazio Boschetto, Lisa, (after mailing a card to Colin in Ireland), Ed, Eddy, and Bart (who became drunk until the second story after drinking a glass of Guinness) prepare for the St. Patrick's Day party inside Eddy's bedroom (even though Eddy didn't throw the party). As always, Eddy was never in the spirit for St. Patrick's Day, and the gang tries telling him that St. Patrick's Day is a special day for all of us. Timmy Turner tells stories about green engines and vehicles, and their strength and courage on the Island Of Sodor. In the end, the 1st guests of the party were unexpected but a BIG surprise. Irish-born group, George Donaldson (died this year / Scottish born), Paul Byrom, Damian McGinty, Ryan Kelly, and Keith Harkin, best known as Celtic Thunder makes an appearance as special party guests. They perform "Ireland's Call". Eddy suddenly develops a change of heart of his culture (Eddy is Irish-cultured) after the song, because the song represented the symbol of strength.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry and the Elephant (repeat)
 * 2) A Big Surprise for Percy
 * 3) Oliver Owns Up (repeat)
 * 4) Alfie Has Kittens (repeat)
 * 5) The World's Strongest Engine (repeat)

Song

 * Ireland's Call (performed by Celtic Thunder)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside Eddy's bedroom with the gang preparing for the St. Patrick's Day party and Bart drinking a glass of Irish Guinness)
 * Bart: *gulp, gulp*
 * Lisa: *spots Bart drinking Guinness* *gasp* Bart, where did you get that Guinness?!
 * Bart: Well, I snuck it from Homeboy. *continues drinking*
 * Lisa: Well, it's not the 1st time you became drunk. (Referring to "Homer Vs. The Eighteenth Amendment" and "The Simpsons Movie" when he drank intentionally and unintentionally.)
 * Edd: And Bart shouldn't have been drinking that due to law enforcement.
 * Bart: What is that supposed to mean?!
 * Timmy (in unison to Bart drinking): It means you'll go to jail if you're caught drinking that.
 * Jackie: Timmy's right, Bart. People under 21 could easily perish from drugs like that.
 * Bart (drunkly): *belches* I fought the law and I won! There I SAID IT! *faints*
 * Eddy: I don't get it Sockhead! Why are you and your friends putting up all this junk and hunks of baloney all around my house?!
 * Edd: Baloney? Please, we are setting up for our St. Patrick's Day Party.
 * Ed: And I, Ed picked the venue, and I chose Eddy's house! *laughs*
 * Buttercup: Well I'm proud to be Irish cultured! I can fight like a madgirl!
 * Blossom: Trust me Buttercup, there's a lot of Irish here in the cul-de-sac today.
 * Ignazio: But I no Irish! I'm Italiano, guys.
 * Timmy (annoyed): We know you're Italian, Ignazio. Bubbles has some Italian in her family as well (in reference to and foreshadowing the episode "Foreign Vacation Is No Bummer Vacation").
 * Bubbles: Let's not forget I have Irish in my family as well, Timmykins. *giggles*
 * Eddy: St. Patrick's Day stinks! Why do we all have to wear stupid green anyway?!
 * Bart (drunkly): Yeah we don't even get any MONEY! *faints, then gets up and runs to the bathroom to retch for a while*
 * Lisa: Well, that's what Bart gets for intoxicating himself.
 * Ed: Green is the color of the evil leprechauns who dine on people with fast-food utencils.
 * Bubbles: *shrieks* Timmy hold me! *cries in Timmy's arms* Ed scares me!
 * Timmy: Uh Lumpy, can you at least take a day off from telling your monster movie tales in that peanut-brained head of yours?
 * Ed: *moans*
 * Timmy: Don't cry, Bubbly-Bunny. You what I think is green?
 * Bubbles (still with tears in her eyes): Is it something scary from Ed?!
 * Timmy: Heck no, silly! The engines and vehicles on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Eddy: You mean the stupid trains celebrate this quack of a holiday, too?! HAH! This St. Patrick's Day's getting on my nerves.
 * Buttercup: Ah c'mon, McRich! Where's your sense of humor and Irish spirit?!
 * Jackie: Buttercup's right, Eddy. You really need to lighten up. You have Irish in your heritage as well.
 * Eddy: Big whoop! HMPH!
 * Timmy: Never mind Dorky, guys. Remember when Henry had the courage to see what's up with the tunnel, and his ego led him to the discovery of a huge creature?
 * Bubbles: Is it a monster from Ed's horror movies?!
 * Timmy: No, that's silly, Bubbles. A huge character you love. Let me fill you in. (Blows whistle and "Henry & The Elephant" begins)

Quote 2

 * knocking is heard outside Eddy's door*
 * Edd: Oh happy day. One of my guests have arrived.
 * Lisa: I'll get that for you, Edd.
 * Edd: Bless you, Lisa.
 * Eddy: Yeah, it's probably Shovelchin Kevin!
 * Ed: Or the mutant leprechauns sucking the marrow from our bones like vaccum cleaners!
 * Bubbles: *shrieks* Ed, don't scare me like that!
 * Timmy: Ah, don't worry, Bubbles. it's probably Sarah or Jimmy.
 * *Lisa opens door and Celtic Thunder enters*
 * Paul Byrom (while entering the room): Hello, what's up? We heard there was a party 'ere.
 * George Donaldson: Hey, this place looks nice.... reminds me of me home in Scotland.
 * Keith Harkin: But this look more like Ireland, George.
 * Damian McGinty: Hey, cool party.
 * Ryan Kelly: I see a lot of Irish soda bread.
 * Edd: Oh happy day!
 * Lisa: Oh my! C-C-Celtic Thunder! Me and my friend Eddward watched you guys on QVC this morning before we went to Church.
 * Eddy: Great! More Irish stuff?!
 * Ed: Like dish soap?
 * Eddy: *groan*
 * Blossom: And what brings you guys here inside Eddy's house?
 * George: Well, we heard of a party going on 'ere when we wanted to meet our favorite Powerpuff Girls after ye girls saved me best friend Damian from Calamitous' fireceful robot.
 * Buttercup: And now that creep's in jail for life! HAH!
 * Keith: He's also OUR best friend, George.
 * George: I know that, Lads.
 * Paul Byrom: Well I had a lot to eat this morning after visiting QVC, there was a "MacDonald's" around the corner so I ate me lunch there before comin' 'ere.
 * Eddy: It's MCDONALDS, who ever you are!
 * George (to himself): Och! How rude!
 * Edd: *gasps* I am quite astounded by you, Eddy. Paul Byrom speaks with an Irish Brogue as well as the rest of the group, despite George Donaldson speaks with a Scottish accent, (to George) no disrespect intented George, (to Eddy) so I wouldn't criticize their accents if I were you, Eddy.
 * Timmy: Yeah, you shouldn't throw a fit on the way people speak, "Mr. MacRich".
 * Eddy: Hey, it's MCRICH to you, Twerper!
 * Timmy: Well you shouldn't have criticized Paul's (imitates an Irish brogue) Irish brogue.
 * Ignazio: Whah?! I have-a-the-good accent--!
 * Blossom: You HAVE a splendid accent, Ignazio. Don't get yourself all hyped up.
 * Eddy: St. Patrick's Day's so easy to amuse!
 * Damian: No it's not, Eddy. We Irishmen seem to love St. Patrick's Day because it shows the true strength, courage, and bravery, of our home country (Ireland).
 * Ryan: Even your cousin James is Irish-born, Eddy. I DID know your cousin since high school in Dublin, Ireland.
 * Paul: You see, Eddy "MacRich", St. Patrick's Day is also the day we take time to remember the times we were triumphant and successful, as well as being persistent, strong, and brave.
 * (Ireland's Call's intro slowly fades in)
 * Keith: And what we love to do on St. Patrick's Day is what we do best.
 * George (singing): Side by side, we stand like brothers, one for all and all together, we will stay united to darker days, and we'll be unbeatable forever....
 * (Celtic Thunder continues to sing "Ireland's Call")
 * (after "Ireland's Call")
 * Timmy: Erin Go Brah! (Ireland Forever!)
 * Lisa: Colin would love to hear this when I write to him tomorrow!
 * Ed: Can Ireland kick the bucket? *laughs*
 * Edd: I always loved your Irish tunes.
 * Eddy: Hey! We'll I guess you're right. St. Patrick's Day does mean something to me. I can pound Kevin in 10 seconds if I have to with my Irish strength! Thanks for the advice Celtic Thunder!
 * George: It is indeed our great pleasure ye wee one.
 * Paul: Hey, Eddward, ye got some corned beef I could chow down on?
 * Edd *while putting the food on the table I just put it down for you Paul.
 * Paul: Ah, thank you me boy.
 * *Conversations begin and episode ends*

Trivia

 * Celtic Thunder guest stars in this episode.

Major Trivia

 * This happened before George Donaldson's death in 2014.

Plot

 * Timmy, The Eds, The Powerpuff Girls, Jackie Evancho, The Chalkzone Gang, Bart, Lisa, Spongebob and Patrick are all at The Powerpuff Girls' house one night and are excited when they see it's snowing as well as excited about going out to play. And Eddy was excited about all the scams he could pull on such a perfect day. Edd, however, views on his iphone's weather app the snow's conditions and warns everyone that a good chance of it being too icy could be awaiting them. Everyone, but Eddy, Bart and Buttercup heed his warning and the next day, Eddy finds out through experience that it's too cold and icy for anyone to go out. Eddy complains and the others find ways to have fun indoors on a snow day. Mr. Conductor also appears and tells stories about Sodor's snow days.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Terence the Tractor (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Jack Frost (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) It's Only Snow (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Oliver the Snow Engine (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Walking In The Air (sung by Jackie Evancho)

Plot

 * Mr. Krabs complains about being old again. Bubbles, Edd, Ed, Spongebob, Squidward (who practically didn't care one bit), Timmy, Rudy, Snap, and Il Volo tried to talk to a grumpy Mr. Krabs. Mr. Conductor appears and tries teaching Mr. Krabs the importance of being old by telling him stories about oldness on the Island Of Sodor. In the end after "Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach", opera singer Placido Domingo arrives at the Krusty Krab and tells Mr. Krabs that he still succeeds even at an old age. Domingo then kindly asks Il Volo to show Mr. Krabs what he can do at an old age by duetting with Il Volo in the song "Il Canto". Mr. Krabs becomes impressed with a change of heart and runs back to his office to count his money faster than usual. The episode ends in unison to Mr. Krabs counting his money.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby The Tram Engine (George Carlin)
 * 2) Edward Helps Out (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Edward the Very Useful Engine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas Breaks the Rules (George Carlin)
 * 5) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Il Canto (performed by Il Volo and Placido Domingo)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside the Krusty Krab with Mr. Krabs limping to the entrance to the Krusty Krab kitchen)
 * Spongebob: *suddenly flings the door open right in front of Mr. Krabs* Gooood Morning, Mr. Krabs!!!! Just served up some customers--.
 * Mr. Krabs: *drops keys* AAAAHHH! Ye made drop me keys! Give me some space lad! Can't a crab have a little space?!
 * Spongebob: *with tears in his eyes* I'm sorry Mr. Krabs!
 * Lisa (at the gang's table): I think we should help him.
 * Ignazio: But I no finish me Krabby Patty--!
 * Timmy: Aw, c'mon! *yanks Ignazio by his arm*
 * Lisa: What's the matter Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: Aw, Lisa, me girl. I'm getting too old. In fact, I've probably been older than I realized. I'm too old to be running the Krusty Krab.
 * Rudy: C'mon, dude. Old people don't grumble about their age.
 * Gianluca: Yeah, I no complain about-a-me-Nonno (grandpa). He's such-a-the-ham. He no complain about-a-the-age.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ah, you and your Italian accent. If I wasn't so old, I'd...Oh, who am I kidding?
 * Edd: But Mr. Krabs Sir, being old doesn't mean that you slow down doing what you love to do.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I can't even count me money!
 * Edd: Well, Jackie could've assisted us into helping you but sadly she has a cold.
 * Bubbles and Spongebob: *sadly gasp in unsion*
 * Spongebob: Jackie's sick?! What a sad thing to hear!!
 * Bubbles: Poor Jackie!
 * Spongebob: (in a crying way): Oh, this is turning into a horrible day!
 * Bubbles: (In a crying way): She had the most beautiful voice I ever heard!
 * Spongebob (In a crying way): Now who will sing me to sleep?!
 * Bubbles: (in a crying way) First, Mr. Krabs wants to retire and Jackie is sick! *cries*
 * Spongebob: (in a crying way) Oh, Bubbles! Could you hold me?!
 * Bubbles: Of course, I can! *cries*
 * Spongebob: *cries in unison*
 * Ignazio and Lisa approach the two and gently rubbed their backs to sooth them*
 * Lisa: There, there, there, I'm sure Jackie will be up and at 'em sooner than we know it.
 * Squidward: (rudely about Jackie): Who cares about Jackie?! It's not like she's dying or anything!
 * Ed: Like the monster in "It came from Planet Koos-Koos"?!
 * Piero: Ah Ed, Squid-a-ward, you both give-a-me-a-the-headache already, sheesh!
 * Edd: Ed, please hush.
 * Ed: I am sorry, Double-D.
 * Squidward: Whatever. I could be doing more star potential-gaining things.
 * Lisa: Squidward, manners, and secondly I know famous people that are old.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Gang, I've seen happier faces in a frowning contest.
 * Gianluca: Senior Krabs is-a-complaining about-a-the-old age againe.
 * Mr. Krabs: You don't know the half of it!
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Mr. Krabs, being old isn't so bad. And, Gianluca, surely you remember some of my friends I told you about who are old.
 * Bubbles: Are they retiring too?! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't you worry Bubbles. The engines are working just well and Mr. Krabs, Toby was feeling the same you were when Sir Topham Hatt first met him.
 * Mr. Krabs (angrily): Really?! How could ye old Toby succeed in counting me money?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Toby wasn't really thinking about money, but he was sad about his line closing. I'll tell you what happened. (Blows whistle and "Toby The Tram Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Thomas, Percy, and Old Slow Coach")
 * (Placido Domingo enters the Krusty Krab)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, we've just the right person to teach Old Man Krabs! (disappears)
 * all except Eddy gasp loudly*
 * Piero: Placido!
 * Spongebob: *shrieks* (in a shivering way) P-P-P-PLACIDO DOMINGO! HOLY KRABBY PATTIES! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!! Ohhh... *faints*
 * Edd: I'd best attend to revive him. *takes bucket of cold water and splashes Spongebob*
 * Spongebob: AAAAHHHH!!!! I can't swim! I can't-- *gasps and stares at the gang* Oh, *laughs* sorry.
 * Ed: (About Placido) Who is Placimo? Is he one of the people eaten in "It Came From Planet Koos-Koos"?!
 * Eddy: It's Placido, stupid. I don't know who the heck he is either.
 * Edd: Eddy, manners. And Ed this isn't the time to be silly.
 * Ed: Aw, shucks. I am sorry, Double D.
 * Timmy: Man, Ed never stops yakking, Eddward.
 * Edd: Tell me about it, Timmy.
 * Bubbles: Placido, what are you doing here?
 * Placido (in his Spanish accent): Well, I came here to help Mr. Krabs and grab a bite of course.
 * Mr. Krabs: Help me? With what? Putting me in a retirement home?
 * Placido: Of course not. You see Mr. Krabs, being old doesn't mean to don't get to do what you love to do. I may be old, but I still perform concerts, recitals, and record albums.
 * Ignazio: We feature you in our album once.
 * Placido: Would you like to join me into proving Mr. Krabs what I can do at an old age?
 * Gianluca (calmly): Si, maestro. C'mon guys.
 * (Music from "Il Canto" fade in to Il Volo coming to Placido and they perform "Il Canto"*
 * (After "Il Canto")
 * Squidward: *with tears in his eyes* THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
 * Ed: (in a crying way) MY EYES ARE SWEATING HAPPINESS OR SOMETHING! *bawls loudly*
 * Spongebob: (in a crying way) I think that song gave me the sniffles. *cries*
 * Lisa: Here's a tissue, Spongebob.
 * Spongbob: (In a crying way) Thanks, Lise. (blows his nose)
 * Placido: Now you understand, Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs (with a change of heart): Why, I feel a lot younger. Thank you, Placido! Well, I gotta count me booty! *runs into his office while laughing heartily, and counts his money in twice the speed it usually took*
 * Spongebob: Wow. That song had some real effect on Mr. Krabs, huh Placido?
 * Placido: It really did, Spongebob. Now would you like to take my order?
 * Spongebob: Certainly, Placido. Old Man Krabs is gonna have a lot of "booty" to count! *laughs and the episode ends*

Trivia

 * Jackie Evancho was absent in this episode because she was sick with a cold. (And of course Bubbles and Spongebob worried about Jackie's voice after hearing Edd mention the reason for Jackie's absence)
 * Placido Domingo guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Mr. Krabs is in his office crying because he misses his Grandpappy, who was sick in the Bikini Bottom Hospital for 4 months. Spongebob and Edd tried to sooth his feelings and Mr. Conductor appears and tries to cheer him up with stories about Salty. In the end, Mr. Conductor reveals that Grandpappy is feeling much better and will come home to Mr. Krabs.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) No Sleep for Cranky (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) Peace and Quiet (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 5) Salty's Stormy Tale (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Salty

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Mr. Krabs crying on his desk his office inside the Krusty Krab)
 * (Spongebob and Edd enter Mr. Krabs' office)
 * Spongebob: Hey Mr. Krabs! We just sold our 2,000,000th Krabby Patty of the month!!!!
 * Edd: All thanks to me and Spongebob for providing excellent service.
 * Spongebob: And no angry customers!!!!
 * (They then see Mr. Krabs crying on his desk)
 * Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, what's wrong? Are you okay?
 * Edd: You seem quite downhearted Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: I AM downhearted Double-D me boy! I miss me Grandpappy!!!! *bawls*
 * Spongebob: *gasp* What happened to him?!
 * Mr. Krabs: Me Grandpappy had been sick in the Bikini Bottom Hospital for 4 months. *sad gasps* And now I don't know if he'll make it!!!! *bawls loudly*.
 * Spongebob: (sadly) Poor Mr. Krabs!!!!
 * Edd: *Puts hand on Mr. Krabs* It's all right, Mr. Krabs. He'll get well someday. It just takes time for an old person like him to recooperate. I-I mean he is 76 years old you know.
 * Mr. Krabs: I think you could be right, Eddie me boy. *sad gasp* I just wanted to see him again but I've been too busy working and counting me money.
 * Spongebob: Here's a tissue Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: Thanks, me boy. *blows his nose into tissue*.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Krabs: *sadly* Ahoy, Mr. Conductor....
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, what's wrong with Mr. Krabs, guys?
 * Edd: Mr. Krabs is downhearted because his Grandpappy is sick in the hospital. We don't know if he's gonna recooperate.
 * Spongebob: Can you keep us update on Grandpappy for Mr. Krabs, please?
 * Mr. Conductor: (Calmly) Of course I will, Spongebob. I'm sure Salty The Dockside Diesel would share the same feeling as Mr. Krabs. After all, he did miss the seaside and the docks.
 * Edd: I think Mr. Krabs would want to hear some stories about the diesel similar to his personality.
 * Mr. Conductor: Are you sure Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: *cheering up a little* I really want to find out who this Salty diesel really is.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. You'll soon find out. Come along you 3! (Blows whistle, bubbles filled up the screen and "Salty's Secret" begins)

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor takes his friends (The Eds and their friends, The Powerpuff Girls, Timmy Turner, Lisa, Bart, Il Volo, Rudy, Snap, and Penny) to Italy to vacation there for a week. Gianluca, Piero, and Ignazio (Il Volo) were so excited to return to their home country, Rudy, Penny, and Snap visited the Roman Colessium in Rome, Edd, Blossom, and Lisa visited the leaning tower of Pisa, Bart and Buttercup enjoyed drinking wine, and Ed swam in the canal in Venice into thinking that he was an Ed-talian whale. As usual, Eddy did not enjoy Italy at all and complained nearly the entire vacation. Timmy and Bubbles hung out by her cousin Sergio's gelato (ice cream) shop on their "date". After Timmy highly enjoys his chocolate gelato, Mr. Conductor appears, takes a bite of Timmy's gelato and tells stories about vacations on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) All At Sea (George Carlin)
 * 2) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Special Attraction (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Bulgy Rides Again (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * 'O Sole Mio (Sung by Il Volo)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens up with Timmy and Bubbles outside Bubbles' cousin Sergio's gelato shop)
 * Timmy: Ahhh.... nothing is more "better away from Vicky" then bellisimo Italy. *blows kiss to sky*.
 * Bubbles: *giggles* You know, Timmy. Me and my sisters have relatives up here.
 * Timmy: You do?
 * Bubbles: Yep. Zia Giovanna and Zio Gaetano were so excited to see us. You could've seen Zia Giovanna hug me like an anacoda.
 * Timmy: You mean your Aunt and Uncle, right Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: *nods her head "yes"*
 * Timmy: That's nice, Bubbles. Anyway, I'll bet Eddy is gonna say practically the whole vacation, *mocking Eddy* "Italy stinks! I have better things to do in the Cul-De-Sac scamming pigeons out of their money for jawbreakers!!!" Heh! he'll soon make up his mind when he tastes an Italian jawbreaker.
 * Bubbles: *giggles* And Ed would say in Venice *imitating Ed* "I'm an Ed-tailian Ed-opus, an endangered mammal, hug me, Eddy!"
 * Timmy: And course, Eddy would tell Ed *mocking Eddy* "Lumpy get outta the water, you're being stupid like your head!" *chuckles*.
 * Sergio: Il tuo gelato di chocolato, signore. (Your chocolate ice cream, Sir.)
 * Timmy: Ah! Grazie, signore. Grazie.
 * Sergio: Il tuo gelato di fragola, Bella. (Your strawberry ice cream, beautiful)
 * Bubbles: Grazie, Sergio. *giggles*
 * Sergio: Di niente. (You're welcome) *chuckles*
 * Timmy: Wait, you actually know that server?
 * Bubbles: Yes! He's my cousin, Sergio! He owns this shop you know.
 * Timmy: Oh! That is so cool, Bubbles. I wish I had relatives here in Italy. *takes bite of his chocolate gelato* You know, Bubbles I really wish that my... my... (softly) OH MY GOD.... as if I never tasted it like this before in my entire life.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: I hear Bubbles and a lot of our friends have realtives here, and I didn't know you speak Italian, Timmy.
 * Bubbles: Me neither.
 * Timmy: Well I know you speak that language, Bubbles. And of course Buttercup speaks Italian when she gets frustrated, LOL.
 * Mr. Conductor: LOL is right, Timmy. Italy is one place even the engines would enjoy, in fact they also have vacations.
 * Timmy: For engines?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, for passengers.
 * Timmy: How come passengers, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because passengers enjoy the relaxation of the seaside like Duck The Western Engine for instance.
 * Bubbles: Did Duck ever want to go to Italy, Mr. Conductor? *takes a bite of her strawberry gelato*
 * Mr. Conductor: I could imagine, but unfortunately Duck was told by Percy that going to sea seemed impossible. Let me show you what I mean by that. (Blows whistle and "All At Sea" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Bulgy Rides Again")
 * Timmy: Well that finally got Bulgy to behave and not lie to the engines anymore like he did as a bus.
 * (Il Volo appears)
 * Piero: Ciao, Timmy, Bubbles, Mr. Conductor.
 * Gianluca: Home is where-a-the family is!
 * Ignazio: And-a-me favorite pizza--!
 * Piero: *rapidly* Ignazio, Ignazio, we just ate at-a-your favorite-a-pizza ristorante. Why-a-you get all-a crazy?
 * Ignazio: I no know.
 * Timmy: You know guys, our 1st day here was great. We read some names of famous Italians on that placemat I found on the sidewalk while coming here like Gioacchino Rossini, Luciano Pavarotti, Marco Polo, Leonardo Di Vinci, Antonio Vivaldi, and many other great Italians.
 * Bubbles: Italians are cute.
 * Ignazio: Well, we're-a-glad you get-a to know our home, little Timmy and sweet-a-little Bubbles.
 * Gianluca: In fact, you forgot-a-to name some-a-other famous Italians on-a-that list.
 * Bubbles and Timmy: Who?
 * Il Volo: Us!
 * Gianluca: Give it away, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: Right away, Gianluca! (Blows whistle and the song, "O Sole Mio" begins)

Trivia

 * The Roman Colessium was referred to the Chalkzone episode "Rudus Taboodus".

Plot

 * Ed and Buttercup end up dirty after Eddy's failed scam. Edd, Timmy and Bubbles advise them to take a bath and shower, but they refused. Mr. Conductor shows up and tries to convince them by telling stories about engines who have gotten dirty once before.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James in a Mess (George Carlin)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Mud Glorious Mud (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) The Spotless Record (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * James The Really Splendid Engine (repeat)

Quotes

 * Eddy: This should have worked! That's another scam down the drain!
 * Ed: I have been transformed! I, Ed, am now a filth monster!
 * Buttercup: I hear ya, Ed. Isn't being dirty great?!
 * Edd: Oh my! Ed! I insist you wash up immediately!
 * Ed: But soap is evil, Double D!
 * Bubbles: Buttercup, you should get cleaned too!
 * Buttercup: No way. Only big fat sissies take baths!
 * Timmy: Personally, I like being dirty too, but man, you 2 reek! You're both a mess!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Did you say mess? My, my, dirty news sure travels fast.
 * Eddy: What are you talking about, Mr. C?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I mean all that messy trouble James the Red Engine is having on the Island of Sodor. Isn't that what you're talking about?
 * Edd: I'm afraid it isn't, Mr. Conductor.
 * Bubbles: Was poor little James in trouble?
 * Mr. Conductor: Trouble? I'd say it was double trouble which is much worse than plain old single trouble. Let me show you what I mean. (blows whistle and "James in a Mess" begins)

Plot

 * Ash is depressed because he made a mistake in a Pokemon training battle against Snap (who went too far in training him) by using a move that was ineffective to the opposing pokemon and lost. Timmy Turner reassures him that everyone makes mistakes and tells him stories about engines who have made mistakes before. After the last story, Los Temerarios (Gustavo & Adolfo Angel Álba) shows up and tries to help Ash understand mistakes can be made and confessed, so they performed "Confesíon", putting real effect on Ash, and boosting his confidence in dueling.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trusty Rusty (repeat)
 * 2) Wrong Road
 * 3) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady
 * 4) A Big Day for Thomas
 * 5) The Runaway Elephant

Song

 * "Confesíon" (Performed by Los Temerarios)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Snap training Ash inside the Pokemon Training Center)
 * Snap: Oh, c'mon! Team Rocket will obliterate you with that move! Blastoise, tear that beast to bits!
 * Blastoise: *roars in unison*
 * Ash: We'll see about that!
 * (Scene switches to Eddy, Ed, Timmy, Rudy, Penny, Misty and Pikachu on the bleacher-like bench while Ash and Snap continued training.)
 * Eddy: Why are we even here?!
 * Timmy: Mr. Conductor was busy today and needed some of us to give his friend, Ash Ketchum a hand.
 * Eddy: How does Snap even know how to control these poke-at-mans?!
 * Rudy: It's pronounced Poke-E-Mon, Eddy. Lots of kids draw pokemon and erase them into Chalkzone. That's how Snap knows them and he's been training them ever since.
 * Penny: Especially now since he's training Ash to improve his skills in an attack from Team Rocket or be better prepared for a battle with a trainer or gym leader.
 * Ed: Where's the guy with popcorn and peanuts?!
 * Misty: There isn't one.
 * Ed: Say it isn't so!
 * Eddy and Misty: Shut up!
 * Ash: Tauros! Use tackle!
 * Tauro: *moooo!* (runs towards Blastoise, but its shell made it ineffective)
 * Snap: Blastoise! Use hydro pump!
 * Blastoise: *ROOAARR* (Does so and Tauros was defeated)
 * Brock(who was referee): Tauros is unable to battle! The victor of this training battle goes to Snap White!

Quote 2

 * Misty: What? I can't understand what you're saying Gustavo, I don't speak Spanish.
 * Ash: Me neither.
 * Brock: And I don't speak Spanish or Italian, whatsoever!
 * Timmy: *sighs* Let me and Penny handle this.
 * *Timmy interpretes for Misty in Spanish*
 * Gustavo Angel Álba (in Spanish): That's because me and the rest of Los Temerarios (the rest of the 80's band were on vacation) always confess our mistakes, especially to the opposite gender.
 * *Timmy interpretes in English*
 * Adolfo Angel Álba (in Spanish): And we saw Ash's mistake in his duel against Snap while visiting here looking for a concert venue for our World Tour, (to himself) Well this is a good spot to perform. (out loud) and me and Gustavo after witnessing Ash's minor frustration, and listening to Timmy's train tales, we decided to help him realize as well.
 * *Penny Interpretes in English*
 * Ash: Well how are gonna do that? I don't know if it'll boost my confidence!
 * *Penny interpretes in Spanish*
 * Gustavo (in Spanish): We can help you with a song of ours.
 * *Timmy interpretes in English)
 * Adolfo (in Spanish): Penny, please hook up my iPod to this sound system line-in behind you?
 * Gustavo (in Spanish): And Timmy would you please display English subtitles for the rest of your gang to understand our Spanish language in the song?
 * Timmy: (In Spanish) You got it, dude! *looks down atchis watch* I wish there were English subtitles to translate the song for the rest of the gang!
 * *POOF!*
 * Timmy: Gracías, Seníor Cosmo & Seníor Wanda.
 * Wanda: Timmy, you know I don't speak Spanish!
 * Cosmo: Spanish? I barely speak English!
 * Ed: Like fish n' chips?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * *intro to "Confesíon plays, and 2 of Los Temerarios perform *Confesíon"*
 * (After " Confesíon")
 * Ed: *bawls* Hold me, Eddy! *bawls*
 * Misty (with tears in eyes): Wow, *sad gasps* You really touched our hearts with that song.
 * *Timmy interpretes in Spanish*
 * Ash: Wow. You 2 really put a lot of affect on me
 * Penny interpretes in Spanish*

Trivia

 * Los Temerarios guest stars in this episode.
 * In the song "Confesíon", Gustavo Angel Álba (lead singer / guitarist) and Adolfo Angel Álba (drummer) performed the song by themselves after Penny connected Adolfo's iPod to the Pokemon Training Center's 5.1 surround sound system.

Plot

 * Squidward accidentally breaks Kevin's window. Kevin is not home, but Squidward decides to blame Spongebob and Patrick. To prevent Squidward from lying to Kevin when he returns, Timmy, Edd, Bubbles, Rudy and Lisa persuade Squidward to tell the truth. Timmy also tells stories on the Island Of Sodor about what lying can cause.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (repeat)
 * 2) Trust Thomas
 * 3) Thomas and the Rumors
 * 4) Bulgy (repeat)
 * 5) Thomas and the Search for Fergus

Song

 * Tu Infame Engaño (sung by Los Temerarios)

Quote 2

 * Timmy: Well, if you now think lying is bad, why don't you ask our friends..... the Temerarios!
 * Squidward: The teme-whats?!
 * Timmy: *blows whistle and the song "Tu Infame Engaño" begins*

Plot

 * Gianluca Ginoble felt upset after seeing the Powerpuff Girls fly around having fun around his house (Piero & Ignazio live with him as well) in Peach Creek. Gianluca sat on his porch feeling glum. The Powerpuff Girls wonder why Gianluca felt glum. Gianluca confessed himself to the girls. Blossom and Bubbles felt sorry for Gianluca, but Buttercup didn't care a bit on what her sisters told Gianluca. Mr. Conductor appeared and tried to cheer up Gianluca along with the girls by telling them stories about Harold The Helicopter.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves A Point (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) A Bad Day For Harold (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Thomas, Percy, & The Mail Train (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Harold & The Flying Horse (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 5) Toby and the Flood (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Harold The Helicopter

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Gianluca Ginoble sitting on his porch sadly, watching the Powerpuff Girls play tag in the air)
 * (Girls suddenly stop)
 * Buttercup: Hey, what's wrong with THAT guy?
 * Bubbles: That's Gianluca, Buttercup.
 * Buttercup: No wonder why I keep pronouncing his name wrong!
 * Blossom: Let's go see what he's up to.
 * (Girls land on Gianluca's porch)
 * Bubbles: Ciao, Gianluca. What's wrong?
 * Gianluca: *sadly turns away*
 * Blossom: Gianluca: We know that you're upset about something. Could you please tell us so that we can maybe help you.
 * Gianluca: *sad sigh* Okay... I just-a-wanted the ablitiy to getta offa the ground and play with-a-you chicas.
 * Bubbles: Awwww.... don't feel bad Gianluca.
 * Buttercup: Who cares?! Flying isn't that awesome.
 * Blossom: Buttercup, please stop your nonense.
 * Buttercup: I don't care what Gian-loophole has to say about flying, and I thought we were going to play hide n seek tag! Hmph!
 * Blossom: Please excuse Buttercup, Gianluca. But we have great empathy for you.
 * Bubbles: Yeah, just because you can't fly doesn't mean you're not our friend.
 * Blossom: Bubbles has an exact point, Gianluca. We are still your friends even though you are unable to fly.
 * Gianluca: *cheering up a little* Really, girls?
 * Blossom and Bubbles: *nod their heads "yes" in unison*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Take it from me, Polo is a good game but riding on a squirrel isn't as easy is as it looks... they keep getting distracted by acorns!
 * All but Buttercup: (sadly) Hi, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, I must have the wrong location. Is this Gianluca's front porch, or World Headquarters for the I.M.S?
 * Gianluca: What-a-the I.M.S you-a-talk about, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: The International Mopey Society. Why so glum, Gianluca?
 * Buttercup: Gian-whatcha-ma-call-it is upset because he can't fly.
 * Blossom and Bubbles in unison: Buttercup!!!!
 * Buttercup: Hmph!
 * Gianluca: *sighs sadly*
 * Mr. Conductor: Cheer up, Gianluca. Everyone has friends whether they're on or off the ground. Remember the time Percy had his race with Harold?
 * Gianluca: I do not-a know this-a Harold. Who is he?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...let me tell you about him. (Blows whistle and "Percy Proves A Point" begins)

Plot

 * Eddy scammed Edd (for the first time), Rudy Tabootie, Snap and Penny out of their money into tricking them with a fake taco stand. Rudy, Snap, Edd, and Penny try to think of ways to get back at Eddy using trickery against him. Mr. Conductor appears and helps them decide by telling stories about trickery on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Donald's Duck (George Carlin)
 * 3) James and the Queen of Sodor (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Duncan Gets Spooked (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) No Joke for James (George Carlin)

Song

 * Troublesome Trucks (repeat)

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd, Rudy, Penny and Snap walking down the sidewalk)
 * Edd: Hoo! I'm definitely in need for some nourishment.
 * Penny: I'm feeling the same myself.
 * Snap: You're telling me, Buckos. I could go for some grub. Hey, Rudy, how's about you draw me up a burger?
 * Rudy: As soon as we get to Edd's house, I'll write on his chalkboard so-
 * (Then Eddy dressed as a Mexican jumped in front of them)
 * Eddy: Hola, Amigos! Got some empty stomaches? Well, step right up to Senior Eds' Taco Stand!
 * Ed (also dressed as a Mexican): Only a quarter!
 * Edd: Eddy, since when do you and Ed do a scam without me?
 * Eddy: Don't ask me. I didn't write this episode.
 * Ed (reading a small cue card in his hand): Show them our specialty, Lumpy!
 * (lifts napkin from a plate he's holding revealing tacos)
 * Rudy: Whoa! Those look good!
 * Snap: My stomach's growling from looking at 'em!
 * Penny: I'll take one!
 * Edd: As will I.
 * Eddy: *whispering to Ed* Let's split before they find out.
 * Ed: Find out what?!
 * Eddy: SHHHHHHHH!!!! *Looks at the others* Adios, Amigos!
 * (Eddy and Ed run off)
 * Edd: For once, Eddy put effort within his work. Usually, I'm the one who constructs for our scams.
 * Rudy: Never mind that. Let's eat.
 * (Rudy, Penny, Snap and Edd each took a bite out of their tacos.)
 * (They all suddenly freeze with wide-eyed expressions out of disgust then spat out their tacos)
 * Penny: That was a most unpleasant taste!
 * Snap: I think I'm gonna be sick!
 * Rudy: What kind of taco is this?!
 * Edd: The gall of that Eddy! These tacos are filled with imitation ingredients! Mud for the meat. Orange crayon for cheese, Grass for lettuce and poor roses for diced tomatoes!
 * Snap: Well, wasn't that a cheapskate move of Eddy?!
 * Penny: And now he wrongfully has our money for his own pleasure!
 * Edd: This is absolutely terrible!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears with an ice cream cone)
 * Mr. Conductor: What's terrible? The price of ice cream? I agree.
 * Penny: I'm afraid it isn't about ice cream, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh?
 * Rudy: Eddy tricked us out of our money!
 * Edd: He fooled us with phony tacos. I can't believe I was convinced by one of Eddy's scams!
 * Rudy: At least Ed was just working for him. He wouldn't do a thing like this.
 * Snap: Yeah, because the guy has the brain of a bug!
 * Edd: Snap, please. There must be a way to regain our money.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, there is. The only way to catch a trickster is to use trickery.
 * Edd: How, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, remember when Gordon tricked Thomas? Thomas was being cheeky to the big blue engine and Gordon taught him a lesson about hard work.
 * Penny: I've never heard that story.
 * Snap: Yeah, me neither!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'll tell half of you about it and half of you about it again! (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Tricked" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "No Joke For James")
 * Edd: Well, James tricked the others by giving them false information.
 * Rudy: I think I've just the plan to trick Eddy into giving our money back!
 * Penny: How?
 * (Scene fades to Eddy groaning outside the candy store that has a "Back in 30 minutes" sign on the door)
 * Eddy: It reads 30 minutes, but it's felt like forever!
 * Ed (drooling on the window): *moans sadly*
 * (Just then Rudy with Snap ran up excited)
 * Rudy: Eddy!
 * Eddy: Oh, hey, guys. Enjoy the tacos? (laughs)
 * Snap: Yeah, good trick, Bucko.
 * Rudy: Well, it just so happens Kevin's giving away his jawbreakers as we speak!
 * Eddy: No fooling?! But that jerk never gives me any of his jawbreakers.
 * Snap: Well, he's been in a good mood all day so if you're lucky he-
 * Eddy: Beats waiting out here! C'mon, Davinci!
 * Ed: *neighs*
 * Rudy (dials Edd's cell phone): Phase one complete. The pigeon has flown the coop.
 * Edd (at Kevin's house with Penny): Excellent. (sees Eddy and Ed running) Oh, here he comes. Eddward, out!
 * Ed: Kevin got jawbreakers for us?!
 * Penny: He's stepped out at the moment. However, he'll give anyone jawbreakers if you distribute money into this shoebox he has outside his doorstep with their name written on paper and he'll deliver them to you.
 * Ed: Like report cards?
 * Eddy: Ok! *puts money into shoebox* Now I just need, Aw man! I need paper and a pen. I'll be back!
 * (Eddy runs off to his house)
 * Ed (runs after him): E-I-E-I-O!
 * Edd: Success! Our money's been retrieved!
 * (Then Rudy and Snap jumped out of the bush)
 * Rudy: All right!
 * Snap: Eddy's real slick, Huh?
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well done, guys. However, we better leave before Kevin comes back.
 * Edd: Right-o!
 * (Scene fades to Eddy coming back to Kevin's doorstep with a piece of paper and pen)
 * Eddy: Jawbreakers! Here I come! *Looks down* Hey! Where's-
 * (Suddenly, Kevin flew his door open hurling Eddy onto his lawn)
 * Kevin: What are you doing on my property, dork?!
 * Eddy: I heard you were giving jawbreakers away so-
 * Kevin: Yeah right. Bug me again and I'll pound ya!
 * (Kevin went back in his house slamming the door behind him)
 * (Ed runs up)
 * Ed: Is it naptime, Eddy?
 * Eddy: SOCKHEAD AND THOSE OTHER 3 FLEECED ME!!!!! UGH!! I FEEL JUST LIKE YOU!!!!
 * Ed: Does it feel soft, Eddy?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * (Scene fades to Edd, Rudy, Snap and Penny in Edd's room watching what just happened to Eddy)
 * Edd: Oh, dear...
 * Rudy: Serves him right for scamming us.
 * Snap: Yeah, yeah, now how about that burger, Rudy?
 * Mr. Conductor: It can wait, Snap. But I must say, that was some trick you guys played. I normally expect this from some of the biggest tricksters on Sodor.
 * Penny: And who would these tricksters be?
 * Mr. Conductor: The Freight Cars! Who else? (blows whistle and "Troublesome Trucks" begins)

Plot

 * Edd and Lisa receive an after school job at Springfield Elementary, tutoring students and dropouts who need an education to get back on their feet. They were excited until they found out who they were tutoring-The Gangreen Gang. They found them hard to control so they call for an early recess. While the Gangreen Gang went out playing and causing trouble, Mr. Conductor appears and hears of their problem and tells them stories about when engines were belittled, but came out on top. In the end, Principal Skinner scolded The Gangreen Gang and realized allowing them to be educated (under being informed by Truant Officer Jack Wednesday [from The Powerpuff Girls episode, School House Rocked]) was a mistake and from then on, Edd and Lisa were left with more polite students to tutor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Trouble In The Shed (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Edward the Very Useful Engine (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) Passengers and Polish (George Carlin)
 * 5) Gallant Old Engine (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Adicto A Ti (sung by Grupo Bryndis)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Edd and Lisa entering Springfield Elementary and proceeded to walking down the hall.)
 * Lisa: I'm so excited! I mean, I've tutored students before, but I've never had a partner like you, Eddward.
 * Edd: I'm flattered, Lisa. When I'm not needed at the Krusty Krab, I like to keep a busy schedule. I'm looking forward to who we will be tutoring.
 * (They enter the classroom)
 * Lisa: Good afternoon, class.
 * Edd: Salutations! We're-(sudden realization) Oh my word!
 * Ace: Check it out, boys. It's our teachers.
 * Snake: Aren't they a little young, Accce?
 * Big Billy: Duh, maybe they students too.
 * L'il Arturo: Ah, hee hee! Look at the kid wearing a sock!
 * Grubber: (blows raspberry)
 * Lisa (to Edd): Those are 5 of the Powerpuff Girs' worst enemies.
 * Edd: (to Lisa): Yes, and most of them aren't at the age-appropriate level of this school themselves.
 * Lisa (to Edd): Well, we can't quit on our first day, we need to educate them no matter how obnoxious they are.
 * Edd: Right. (to the Gangreen Gang): Now, class. Shall we begin our lessons in Algebra?
 * Ace: Hold ya bra?!
 * (Ace and the Gang laugh)
 * Lisa: No jokes! You're all here to learn.
 * Snake: The little girl'ssss right, guyssss.
 * Lisa: Thank you.
 * Snake: We're here to learn jokesss that run through our headsss to ssssay at the right time!
 * (The gang all laughs)
 * Edd: Gentlemen, please! If you would all open your books to Chapter-
 * (The Gang opens their books and lays them on the table)
 * Gang: Done!
 * Grubber (in unison): (Blows raspberries)
 * Edd: One and if you all would-
 * L'il Arturo: Say? Is it snowing today?
 * Lisa: Snow? Why would it? It's Spring.
 * Ace: Because we see a great snowball fight!
 * (The gang tears pages out of their books and rolls them into balls and they chuck them at Edd and Lisa)
 * Lisa: Stop it!
 * Edd (in unison): Desist! Please!
 * Lisa: Would you all like to go to Recess?!
 * (The gang cheers and runs out the door)
 * Edd: How ever we are going to tutor those belligerent boys is beyond me, Lisa.
 * Lisa: Even Ralph Wiggum is easier to educate than those green-colored idiots.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd, Lisa, I've seen happier faces in a frowning contest.
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor. The Gangreen Gang is our class to tutor for the afternoon, but their behavior is so disruptive.
 * Lisa: How would the engines on Sodor handle a situation like this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a thought. Edd, you remember the story about when the tender engines were complaining and thought the little engines had easier work than they do?
 * Edd: Indeed, I am familiar with that story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Lisa: I've never heard that story, Mr. Conductor, but I'm sure I could benefit from that one.
 * Mr. Conductor: Then let me tell you that one. (blows whistle and "Tenders and Turntables" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After last story)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey, I just heard that Principal Skinner had expelled the Gangrene Gang from Springfield Elementary, and you're getting new students to tutor.
 * Lisa: Ah, it's about time!
 * Edd (in unison to Lisa): A miraculous relief.
 * Edd: What are we gonna teach our new students?
 * Mr. Conductor: They said you're going to teach different languages!
 * Lisa: Are we going to teach Italian?
 * Edd: Or perhaps French?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, English.
 * Lisa and Edd: English?
 * Lisa: How is English a different language to is who speak English?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because your students don't speak English. *hears footsteps approaching the door. In the matter of fact, here come your students! *door opens and Grupo Bryndis shows up*
 * Tony Solís: Ey, holá seníor!
 * Mauro Posadas: Holá! Como e stas?

Plot

 * Piero Barone arrived to Shining Time Station to catch his train to Timmy's house (running away from home), feeling sad (crying) and upset that Gianluca and Ignazio were arguing on who gets the most "bragging rights" of Il Volo. Bubbles and Stacy Jones tried to sooth Piero's hurt feelings and told him that everything will work out between his best friends (that act like brothers). Edd and Bart Simpson also joined in. Mr. Conductor also appeared to help sooth Piero by telling stories about arguments, tiffs, and tirades on the Island Of Sodor. In the end, right after "Twin Trouble" ended, Gianluca and Ignazio found Piero in Shining Time Station feeling worried sick about Piero and told their best vocal-powering friend (Piero) that they finally made up their quarrel after feeling EXTREMELY worried about him. They also bought train tickets to go with Piero to Timmy's house, so Piero asked Mr. Conductor to blow his whistle to start a song of theirs while waiting 5 minutes for the train to pull in.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble [S2] (George Carlin)
 * 2) One Good Turn (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) Steamroller (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * "El Reloj" ("The Clock") sung by Il Volo (From the PBS special "Il Volo Takes Flight")

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Piero Barone sadly entering Shining Time Station)
 * Piero: Scuzi, Stacy. I need-a-the ticket for-a-Dimmsdale. I gotta go-a Timmy Turner's house, and here-a-you five dolla. *gives Stacy his money*
 * Stacy: Thank you, Piero. Here's your ticket and your train will be here in 20 minutes.
 * Piero:  Grazie, Stacy. You too kind *Sits down by Mr. Conductor's signal house, covers his face and sobs*
 * Bubbles: *glances at Piero* Gee, Stacy what's wrong with Piero?
 * Stacy: I don't know, Bubbles. Why don't you go ask him?
 * Bubbles: I will, Stacy.
 * Bubbles: *sits down next to Piero* Piero, what's wrong? Calm down, calm down. What's wrong? Your glasses are getting wet.
 * Piero: *glances sadly towards Bubbles* I'll-a-tell you. *sad gasps* Ignazio-an-Gianluca had-a-the tiff amongst each other about who is-a-the greatest out of the trio. *sad gasps* So I decided to-a-run away from home.
 * Bubbles: *loud horrified gasp* But Piero, you can't run away from home!
 * Piero: Well-a-the two are-a-fighting.... *sad gasp* so I AM running away from-a-home! *sobs*
 * (Stacy approaches the 2)
 * Stacy: But Piero, running away would not solve your problem.
 * Piero: Is-a-this the end of Il Volo? *sobs*
 * Bubbles: No it's not, Piero.
 * Piero: How could it not-a-be? They're-a-fighting! FIGHTING! *sobs*
 * Stacy: Come on, Piero. I'm sure Ignazio and Gianluca would make up their quarrel. They just have to learn that way.
 * Piero: But what if-a-they don't? I would-a-have-a-no friends to sing-a-with.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: No, friends?! That sounds wonderful! Have a cucumber sandwich.
 * Piero: No-a-thank you, Mr. Conduc-a-tor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well I just overheard your problem and I'm here to help.
 * Bubbles: Don't forget us, Mr. Conductor.
 * Conductor: Don't worry Bubbles, I didn't forget you two.
 * Piero: *sad sigh*
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Piero.  Everyone has quirks and quarrels, even the engines on the Island Of Sodor have tiffs.
 * Piero: How Mr. Conduc-a-tor?
 * Mr. Conductor: You sure you don't remember my telling about the time Thomas accused Percy?
 * Piero: I remember I tell-a young Max and Bubbles about that, Mr. Conduc-a-tor.(referring to when he told stories in "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition")
 * Mr. Conductor: All right, Let ME tell you about it! (Blows whistle and "Double Trouble" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Twin Trouble")
 * (Ignazio & Gianluca come running into the station)
 * Gianluca & Ignazio:  *feeling worried sick* PIERO! PIERO!
 * Piero: *gasp* guys!!!!
 * Gianluca: Piero, why-a-you run away from us?
 * Piero- I thought-a-this is the end of Il Volo.
 * Gianluca: It is-a-no the end of Il Volo.
 * Bubbles and Bart in unison: It isn't?
 * Ignazio: You see Piero, me and Gianluca made-it-up-a-the quarrel.... looking for you.
 * Piero: Why me?
 * Gianluca: Because you-a-the power of a-the trio.
 * Bubbles: They're right, Piero. It's not Il Volo without Piero.
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles also has an exact point.
 * Gianluca: So, you need a hand...?
 * Ignazio: Best brother?
 * Il Volo tear up and then hug*
 * Gianluca: We-a-still Il Volo.
 * Ignazio: Hey-a-Stacy?
 * Stacy: Yes, Ignazio?
 * Gianluca: I gotta 10 dolla. 2 ticket-a-please.
 * Stacy: To Dimmsdale?
 * Gianluca and Ignazio: *Nod their heads "yes"*
 * Gianluca: We're-a-going to Timmy's with-a-Piero and-a-little Bubbles.
 * Bart: Yeah, and I'm going home to Springfield . (referring to the next train)
 * Stacy: Right-O.
 * (Gianluca gives Stacy $10.00)
 * Stacy: Here are your tickets, Gianluca. Your train will arrive in 5 minutes.
 * Piero: Well we do have-a five-a-min. Hey, Mr Conductor, how about-a-the tunes?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure thing Piero, and I know just the right song. (Blows whistle and "El Reloj" begins)

Plot

 * Edd had misplaced his magnifying glass again and went to Shining Time Station where Timmy, Bubbles, Jackie Evancho, Lisa, Eddy, Ed, and Il Volo were waiting for the train to Timmy's house. Mr. Conductor was absent looking for his missing sketchpad, and Eddy was missing money he earned from a successful scam so Timmy Turner had to help provide them with sagacious advice by telling stories on the Island Of Sodor. (even though Eddy wasn't fond of the stories) In the end after "Sleeping Beauty", The train to Timmy's house pulled in, Billy Twofeathers showed up with the Lost and Found box and Edd retrieved his magnifying glass which along with Eddy's money and Mr. Conductor's sketchpad were stolen by the monkey from "Mysterious Stranger" (both Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition and Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Visit Shining Time Station editions) On the way to Timmy's House, since the gang were the only passengers on the train, Il Volo decided to sing "Historia De Un Amor" to entertain the bored gang during the trip.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Stepney Gets Lost
 * 2) Train Stops Play
 * 3) Gordon & The Famous Visitor
 * 4) Granpuff (repeat)
 * 5) Sleeping Beauty (repeat)

Song

 * Historia De Un Amor (sung by Il Volo)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Edd walking inside Shining Time Station)
 * Edd: *groans* Oh dear and the agony....
 * Timmy: What's the matter, Double-Dude?
 * Edd: My magnifying glass is missing again and this time, it's not home! *sobs*
 * Eddy: So what?! If someone threw your stupid magnifying glass down a rocky hill and made you go after it wearing nothing but your underwear, would ya?
 * Ed: Like porcupines?
 * Eddy: What planet are you from?!
 * Ed: *glomps Eddy* I come in peace, Eddy!
 * Eddy: Ed, can you let go of my head now?!
 * Ed: *drops Eddy* Sorry, Eddy! *laughs*
 * Gianluca: But I no get it, you had-a-the-magnifying glass last-a-time I come over you house, Edd-a-ward.
 * Eddy: Oh, is that so? Maybe you stole it and don't wanna fess up, Gene Lucas! And I bet you stole my money I earned from the most successful scam I ever thought of!!
 * Gianluca: My name-a-Gianluca you know. And I no steal-a-the-magnifying glass or-a money!
 * Eddy: So what if your name is Gi- whatever! same thing! Double D's magnifying glass is good as gone.
 * Bubbles: What if you're right, Eddy? What if Edd never does get his little magnifying glass back?! *cries*
 * Piero: *hugs Bubbles* Aw, c'mon-a. No cry, Bubbles. I no see you cry in-a-the-Shining Time Station ever since I left here-a-the-first time. (In reference to "Is This The End?" in "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition")
 * Bubbles: (In crying way) Oh, Piero. I know what it's like to almost lose something (reference to The Powerpuff Girls episode, "Octi-Gone" and "The Sad and the Worst".)
 * Timmy: You're right, Bubbles. Mr. Conductor would help Edd with advice from the Island Of Sodor, but unfortunately he's in Snarlyville looking for his missing sketchpad again.
 * Lisa (worried): *gasps* Mr. Conductor lost his sketchpad again?! That's terrible!
 * Ignazio: Then how do we getta the information now?
 * Eddy: At least we don't have to listen to stupid train-tales on the Island Of Soda place--!
 * Ignazio (angrily interrupting Eddy): Shaddup-a!
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Ignazio: Oh, dio mio! You no stoppa being the nuisance ever since-a-you come over-ere, Eddy!
 * Eddy: *groans to himself*
 * Edd: Ignazio, manners. And Eddy, you know I need the information from Sodor to help me retrace my steps.
 * Eddy: *scoffs* Like the time Ed forgot where he hid my magazines!
 * Ed: I have no clue what you are talkng about, Eddy.
 * Eddy: Forget it, sheesh!
 * Jackie: Well this is a quite a pickle. If only Mr. Conductor was here, his stories would really help. But you can still help us, right Timmy? You used to tell us stories from the Island of Sodor.
 * Timmy: Ah, you're right, Jackie! I remember telling you stories. I can maybe give Edd some advice and maybe if we're lucky, Ed'll get a clue. *while reaching into his pocket* I wonder what the engines would do? *spots whistle in his pocket* Hey I still have my whistle! How did it get inside my pants? I thought mom washed my pants-- oh yeah, she never does. Ah, I'll worry about that later.
 * Jackie: Great! Now you can tell us stories Mr. Conductor would tell just like you did in the summer.
 * Lisa: Well, you did tell us stories when we persuaded Squidward not to lie to Kevin.
 * Timmy: Well, duh! I always told you stories when Mr. Conductor isn't present, and since I still have it in my rarely-washed pants, I can now tell you all the time my friend, Stepney got lost!
 * Bubbles: *horrified gasp* Poor little Stepney got lost?! Was he ever found?! I don't know what to say! *cries*
 * Lisa: I think I heard this story before.
 * Eddy: Oh, great! I forgot Timmy Twerper tells those train stories too! (referring to "The Ed Of The Irish" and "Mistakes Happen")
 * Ignazio (while getting up off the bench): *voice cracks in the beginning* Eh... I go take a coffee--.
 * Timmy (interrupting Ignazio): Oh no you're not, "Il Magnifica", you're listening to the story!
 * Ignazio: *frustrated growl*
 * Timmy: Now you sit your big goofy butt back down on this bench!
 * Ignazio: *whimpers with a puppy-dog look and sits down on the bench*
 * Timmy: That's better Ignazio. Now, before Ignazio opened his yap, no offense to you Ignazio, here's the story of my friend Stepney. (blows whistle and "Stepney Gets Lost" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Granpuff")
 * Ignazio: *cries* Why-a?! Why?! Why did-a-the-old train get-a-trapped in the shed?! *cries*
 * Piero (annoyed): Come on-a, you be silly, Ignazio!
 * Ignazio (In a crying way): Come on-a, I no silly!
 * Piero (to himself): Ah, what am I gonna do with you, Ignazio?
 * Timmy: Don't worry, Ignazio. They'll soon find Duke.
 * Ignazio: Then whatta happen to-a-the train? *sad gasps*
 * Timmy: I'll tell you Ignazio. It'll help you cheer up. (Blows whistle and "Sleeping Beauty" begins)

Quote 3

 * (Billy Twofeathers enters the station with a box)
 * Billy: Hi, kids.
 * Timmy: Oh, hiya, Billy.
 * Lisa: What's in the box, Mr. Twofeathers?
 * Billy: Just the lost and found.
 * Edd: Lost and found? Billy! There wouldn't happen to be a magnifying glass in that box, would there?!
 * Jackie: And please tell us Mr. Conductor's sketchpad is in there.
 * Billy: See for yourself. (hands Edd the box)
 * (Edd searching rapidly through)
 * Edd: It's here! My magnifying glass has been retrieved! Oh happy day!
 * Gianluca: See? I no steal-a-the-thing!
 * (Both Edd and Jackie hug)
 * Bubbles: (cheers)
 * Eddy: Good, Sockhead found his stupid magnifying glass, let's get back to the cul-de-sac and scam for more money.
 * Timmy: Eddy, what's it gonna take with you to be happy and considerate of others?!
 * Ed: Does anyone smell gravy?
 * Ignazio: I see the currency in-a-the box.
 * Eddy: I don't care whatever that is, I gotta get more cash for jawbreakers!
 * Piero: Pardon me, Eddy. But I do-a believe currency IS another word for-a-the-money.
 * Eddy: Money? As in cash?! (snatches box from Ignazio) My babies! But this isn't even all of it! I need jawbreakers to last me for months!
 * Lisa: And here's Mr. Conductor's sketchpad. (holding it between her thumb and index finger) He's gonna be glad to see this again.
 * Edd: But a question remains is who found them?
 * Billy: It was that monkey again.
 * Timmy: That same monkey who was taking peoples' stuff that time? (reference to the Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover edition of  "Mysterious Stranger")
 * Edd: Why, I believe we had a similar experience with a monkey at Shining Time Station too. (reference to the Ed Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station edition of "Mysterious Stranger")
 * Billy: Yes, he must have been all around Peach Creek and Shining Time taking things that were just by themselves.
 * Lisa: And hopefully, those other things will be found by their rightful owners if they come to Shining Time Station. Come on, Jackie and Bubbles, let's make a poster to put outside the station.
 * Bubbles: Oh, I love arts and crafts!
 * Jackie: I'm right behind you both.
 * Timmy: Good! We can do 'em as soon as we get to my house. After all, it's about time they finally put tracks by my house!
 * Edd: We could even post "found" pictures of the greedy primate so that its owner can come and retrieve him. They are a performance duo after all.
 * Jackie: Let's just hope that the owner trains the creature to not steal people's stuff.
 * Billy: Sounds like a brilliant idea, Edd, Come aboard and I'll take all of you to Timmy's house so that you can do your posters and stuff.
 * Edd: Right-O!
 * Timmy: Count me in!
 * Lisa: Me and Jackie are coming with you.
 * (Scene fades into the long train ride)
 * Eddy: *annoyed sigh* This ride is taking way too long? Could Timmy Twerper live any farther away?! Why can't Billy kick this stupid quack of a train ride into high gear?!
 * Lisa: Eddy, trains have to go at a standard speed and going into advanced speed would cause a collision with another moving train in the opposite direction on the same track. Besides, it's nice to look out the window and see the beauty of nature.
 * Ignazio: Yeah, you right Lisa. You must enjoy-a-the-beautiful leisurely ride.
 * Eddy: Riding on a boring train, hearing Sockhead's girl counterpart talk and there's not even entertainment! HMPH!
 * Bubbles: You know what, why doesn't Il Volo perform one of their songs for us? Do you have one that might be from my top songs list?
 * Piero: Well-a-course-a-we-do, little Bubbles. Me and Gianluca--.
 * Ignazio: No forget me--!
 * Piero: I no forget-a-you! Aye, aye, aye!  *intro to "Historia De Un Amor plays in the background* Anyway, usually on-a-the-long train trips, me and-a-the-guys love to sing-a-this beautiful and moving song... "Historia De Un Amor".
 * (Il Volo sings "Historia De Un Amor")
 * Bubbles, Lisa, Edd, and Timmy nod their heads side to side to the beat of the song and Eddy shows his bored expression*
 * (end credits display, still in the song, "Historia De Un Amor")

Plot

 * Bella the world's smallest horse (Timmy's pet) struggled to get up onto Timmy's bed. Timmy and Bubbles just walked through the door after eating lunch together when they saw Bella trying to leap onto the bed. Timmy suggested Bubbles to carry Bella onto the bed, so she did. Bella soon got upset and jerked tears. Bubbles and Timmy tried soothing Bella's hurt feelings. Bella told them (Bubbles is Timmy's interpreter) that she didn't like being small. Mr. Conductor appeared and tried to help sooth Bella's hurt feelings (along with Timmy and Bubbles) and tried teaching her what being little can prove by telling stories about the Narrow-Gauge engines who've proven their abilities. In the end Bella then realized that even though she's puny she is still loved, no matter what the size, so Timmy and Bubbles (except Mr. Conductor) gave her a group hug.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Four Little Engines (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Refreshment Lady's Stand (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Rheneas and the Roller Coaster (Michael Brandon)  (repeat)
 * 4) Bulldog (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Special Funnel (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Love Makes The World Go Round (Sung by the Powerpuff GIrls)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Bella trying to leap onto Timmy's bed)
 * (Timmy and Bubbles open door and enter the room)
 * Timmy: I gotta say Bubbles, that PB&J sandwich you made was off-the-hook good, I just had to ask you to make me another one. It was the best sandwich in my life.
 * Bubbles: Thanks, Timmy. *giggles*
 * (Timmy and Bubbles then see Bella trying to get on the bed)
 * Timmy: I think you must help Bella get on the bed, Bubbles. Bella always has problems getting on the bed.
 * Bubbles: What's the matter, sweetie? Want to get on the bed? *carries Bella and flies onto the bed*
 * Timmy: *gets on bed* It would be nice if I installed stairs onto the bed so she wouldn't have that problem.
 * Cosmo and Wanda appear*
 * Cosmo: Would Bella like any buttered toast?
 * Wanda: Cosmo, you're starting to act like Ed again!
 * Cosmo: What?! Ed is my friend.
 * Wanda: And he has the brain of a bug like you!
 * Cosmo: What's a bug?
 * Wanda: *Shows him the picture from when the cockroach army invaded Timmy's house* THOSE are bugs.
 * Cosmo: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! The cockroach army! *POOF!*
 * Wanda: Get back here, Cosmo! *POOF!*
 * Bella: *begins to tear up*
 * Timmy: Bubbles, I think she's crying. Can you talk to her and find out what's wrong, please?
 * Bubbles: O.K, Timmy. Awwww.... sweetie what's wrong? Don't cry....
 * Bella: (Neighing squeakily).
 * Timmy: What did she say?
 * Bubbles: Bella says "I really don't like being little, Bubbles. I can't do things I really love to do, and Eddy laughed at me yesterday about my size and called me a 'stupid little squirt'."
 * Timmy: But Bella, there's nothing wrong about being small. I mean I am small and people in my school used to pick on me and calling me a shrimpy dork, but I don't care. I still love doing what I do now despite my size. And don't believe what Eddy says. He just does it to upset you, Plus, he's a stupid little squirt himself.
 * Eddy: *outside Timmy's house* Did I just hear someone call me a stupid little squirt?!!!!
 * Timmy: slams and locks window*
 * Bella: *still crying*
 * (Timmy and Bubbles pet Bella softly)
 * Bubbles: Awwww..... it'll be okay.....
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust, riding on his bicycle)
 * Mr. Conductor: If I reach the end of Timmy's room in under 30 seconds, I'll have beaten my own record!!!! Where did these new obstacles come from? *honks bicycle horn*
 * Timmy and Bubbles: Hi, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: What's the matter, guys?
 * Bubbles: Bella's upset about being little.
 * Timmy: Yeah, and Eddy made fun of the cutiepie yesterday.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, so Eddy is playing the bully game again.
 * Bubbles: How?
 * Mr. Conductor: He made fun of Bella, and that's one of the examples of being a bully.
 * Bella: (Neighing squeakily)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, cheer up! Being small is not all that bad. If it was, what could've happened to poor Skarloey?
 * Bubbles: (Interpreting for Timmy) Bella says, "Who is Skarloey? You didn't tell me about that engine before."
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I didn't tell you about Skarloey and the Narrow-Gauge engines?
 * Bella: *nods her head yes*
 * Timmy: I think Bella would really learn from the Narrow-Gauge engines, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well then, come along you 3! (Blows whistle and "Four Little Engines" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Special Funnel")
 * Mr. Conductor: So after when Peter Sam finally received his new funnel, the other engines now thought twice about teasing the hard-working tank engine.
 * Bubbles: So you see sweetie, being little doesn't mean you can't do things you really love to do. And you still have an ability just like the Narrow Gauge engines.
 * Timmy: Bubbles is absolutely right, Bella. You could crawl into small places that other people or animals couldn't normally reach.
 * Bubbles: And we still love you even though you are little.
 * Bella: (neighing squeakily) Really?
 * Bubbles: *nods her head "yes"*
 * Timmy: We love you a lot, Bella.
 * (Timmy and Bubbles hug Bella)
 * (Bella pants and squeaks in unison)
 * Bubbles: Awwww... *cute gasps* I love when you do that, sweetie.
 * Timmy: And I love when she's happy, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Hey Mr. Conductor, could you play a sweet tune for us?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed I will, Bubbles. (Blows whistle and "Love Makes The World Go Round" begins)

Plot

 * Eustace, and Muriel Bagg (From Courage The Cowardly Dog) wait for their Krusty Specials at the Krusty Krab. Since Spongebob felt ill, Edd had to work the register and cook the food at the same time and it took a lot of work, so it was a slow day for the Krusty Krab. Eustace grows severely impatient and wants to eat somewhere else, but Muriel tells him that being impatient will make things worse. However Eustace still wouldn't stop grumbling. Mr. Conductor appeared on their table and tried teaching Eustace patience by telling him and Muriel stories about impatience on the Island Of Sodor. In the end, Edd finally arrives with their food, sweating and panting after doing double the work all day, and apologized to the Baggs and told them that Spongebob came down with the suds and couldn't work. Muriel worried but Eustace didn't care a bit and just started eating anyway.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Dunkin' Duncan (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Peter Sam & The Refreshment Lady (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Better Late Then Never (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas & The Conductor (George Carlin)
 * 5) The Runaway Elephant (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Sir Topham Hatt (repeat)

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd handing a customer his food)
 * Edd: Come again soon, sir! Hoo! It's difficult work handling the register and grill. Thankfully, Spongebob's absence in being ill is only temporary.
 * (Eustace and Muriel enter)
 * Muriel: We picked a good day to go out to eat.
 * Eustace: Blah! Blah! Blah! I just want me a burger.
 * Muriel: Well, I just love how that genius child, Jimmy Neutron made it possible to walk underwater as if we were still on land.
 * (They walk up to the register)
 * Edd: Good day! And welcome to the Krusty Krab, My name is Eddward and I'll be putting in as well as cooking your orders for today.
 * Muriel: Let me see...I'll have...hmmm...maybe...No...
 * Eustace: Muriel! Hurry up! I'm starving!
 * Edd: Sir, let your wife take her time.
 * Muriel: Ok! I'll have a salad.
 * Edd: A superb choice. (types it in on the register)
 * Muriel: And as for what I'll have on it-
 * Eustace: You're too slow, Muriel! Just give her whatever comes on your fancy salads and give me the biggest, juiciest burger you have!
 * Muriel: Eustace!
 * Edd: My. Well, I'll just run and be back with your orders.
 * (Bubbles transition)
 * (Eustace and Muriel are at a table waiting for their order)
 * Eustace: 5 minutes and still no burger! And they call this fast food?!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Muriel: Oh my!
 * Eustace: Aaaaah!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry. You two have nothing to worry about. My name is Mr. Conductor.
 * Muriel: Why, it's a pleasure to meet you.
 * Eustace: Yeah, yeah. Now where's my burger?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Eustace you really must learn patience.
 * Eustace: Hey, how'd you know my name?
 * Mr. Conductor: My friend, Edd is the cashier at the Krusty Krab. I visit him whenever he's on the job and I was watching you 2 at the register.
 * Eustace: Ah, Let's go home so you can cook me a burger, Muriel. This place doesn't deserve to be called fast food.
 * Mr. Conductor: Eustace, I'm surprised at you! Have patience. Edd is having more work than usual today having to handle the register and cook the customers' orders. You know who you'd get along with? That silly snob of an engine, Duncan.
 * Muriel: Why, who is Duncan? I remember a goddess lady came to our home thinking my dog, Courage was her dog, Duncan.
 * Eustace: Who cares?!
 * (Muriel then pulled out and hit Eustace with her rolling pin)
 * Eustace: Ow! What did I do?!
 * Muriel: You were saying, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Duncan, as I was saying is a stubborn engine who had to learn patience the hard way. I'll tell you both the story now. It'll pass the time. (blows whistle and "Dunkin Duncan" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "The Runaway Elephant")
 * Muriel: At least something good came out of wee Duncan's mistake, Mr. Conductor.
 * (Just then, Edd finally came with the Bagg's food and put the food tray on the table)
 * Edd: Sorry, *panting* (tiredly) Pant! pant! Hoo! I am soooo stressed out from working with these orders.... *sigh*. Sorry it took me so long, Eustace and Muriel. You see, Spongebob Squarepants, the fry cook who's usually on the grill came down with the suds overnight, and when Mr. Krabs told me the news, he told me to do all the work. So therefore, today was a "slowly but surely" day for the Krusty Krab.
 * Muriel: Awww.... I hope the poor kid is okay, Eddward.
 * Eustace: Blah, blah, blah, big deal!
 * Edd: Don't you worry, Muriel. Spongebob is home sweet home in his pinapple drinking some hot tea with honey and a lemon wedge and will hopefully be back to work tomorrow.
 * (Just then, Mr. Krabs shows up behind Edd)
 * Mr. Krabs: Edd, me boy!
 * Edd: *shrieks and jumps*
 * Mr. Krabs: What's with all the chitty-chattering with me customers?! You're supposed to be making me money-- I mean patties, not yakking with the customers, and what are ye doing here, Mr. C?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I came to inform you that it takes too much time for Edd to do all the work alone. I think that he deserves a break and could use an extra hand at the register don't you think Mr. Krabs?
 * Edd: *while legs shaking in exhaustion* Please, Mr. Krabs, I am truly tired.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ok Eddie, I will give you a break. 20 minutes then it's back to work!
 * Edd: But Sir, who's gonna watch the register? I mean I can't do both duties at once. You could really stress me out that way.
 * Mr. Krabs: Don't worry lad, I'll watch the register for ye!
 * Edd: You will?!
 * Mr. Krabs: Aye, Eddie me boy! At least Mr. Squidward ain't here to sleep on me register.
 * Mr. Conductor: That was a wise choice you made, Mr. Krabs. Helping Edd at the register keeps everything running like clockwork. You know who you could be great friends with, Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: Who, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir Topham Hatt! Who else? (Blows whistle and "Sir Topham Hatt" begins)

Trivia

 * The title "Stupid Patience" was named after Eustace's catch phrase "Stupid Dog!"
 * Even though Eustace and Muriel debut in the series, Courage was absent and debuts in the next episode "Stubborn Dog!"

Plot
Notes
 * Hurricane Eddward (Category #3) was going to hit Peach Creek the next day. Timmy, Bubbles, Eustace, and Muriel try to help Edd board up his house and supply non-perishable foods and a lot of water. Courage didn't want to help and wouldn't budge. He kept track of Hurricane Edd on Bubbles' iPhone and screamed when he found out that the superstorm was moving up closer. Eustace complained about not receiving help from Courage. The others try to get Eustace to understand how Courage really felt and the reason why he was stubborn as a mule. Mr. Conductor appeared and joined in by telling stories about engines who were stubborn. In the end, Mr. Conductor decides to take Courage to the Island Of Sodor for a few days to calm his nerves, Edd, Bubbles, Timmy and Muriel wanted to go with them as well, but Eustace, as usual, wasn't interested and was caught in Hurricane Eddward.
 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry! (repeat)
 * 2) Daisy (repeat)
 * 3) Passengers and Polish (repeat)
 * 4) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (repeat)
 * 5) Gordon Takes A Dip (repeat)

Song

 * The Island Song (repeat)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with work being done in Edd's house)
 * Muriel: I can't believe that we have to prepare this beautiful house for a nasty hurricane. It's a shame for it to go.
 * Timmy: IF it does, Muriel.
 * Bubbles: *lips quiver, cries, and hugs Edd*
 * Edd: Awwww.... don't worry Bubbles. I'll rebuild my home after the hurricane.
 * Timmy: Yeah, that's because you won that "Win 4 Life" scratch off last week.
 * Edd: Plus I'm confused, Timmy. Why would they name a hurricane after me?
 * Eustace: Probably because it doesn't like you. That's why it's hitting Peach Creek.
 * Edd: My.... how rude!
 * Muriel: Eustace, how could you?! *hits Eustace with her rolling pin*
 * Eustace: OWWWW!!!! What did I do?
 * Timmy: Hey, Muriel. If we're all helping, how come Courage isn't?
 * Muriel: Oh, Courage does not want to move a muscle because he is extremely scared of the approaching weather.
 * Courage: *looks on Bubbles' iPhone and screams*
 * Courage: *Babbles at Timmy and Bubbles about the approaching weather*
 * Timmy: What? What is it boy?
 * Bubbles: Courage is scared that the weather is getting close.
 * Muriel: Really? I thought he had too much liver and onions, and you understand Courage better than I do.
 * Timmy: That's because Bubbles speaks and understands all languages in the book, especially animal languages.
 * Eustace: Blah blah blah! Who cares about languages! And why you ain't helping me ya little runt?! You're supposed to be helping me with the wooden boards! *hits his thumb with his hammer* (In pain) AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *sucks his thumb* Muriel, get me a band-aid will ya?!
 * Muriel: well you shouldn't have yelled at Courage for being stubborn, so I can't help you out.
 * Bubbles: you should lighten up, Eustace. Poor little Courage is scared stiff, that's why he's stubborn.
 * Eustace: *growls* Stupid dog.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Looks like there will be plenty of work to prepare for tomorrow's storm. How could Mother Nature do this?! She thinks she's funny when she does this.
 * Timmy: Wait, you know Mother Nature, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I do! Sometimes Mother Nature is nice, but sometimes she gets off-kilter.
 * Timmy: At least my mom isn't Mother Nature. She would create bigger of a mess than tomorrow.
 * Eustace:Blah blah blah!
 * Timmy: *looks down at his watch* I wish I had a rolling pin. *rolling pin appears in Timmy's hand and hits Eustace*
 * Eustace: OWWWW!!!!! What did I do?! *faints*
 * Timmy: Never mind that old coot Mr. Conductor, but were any engines stubborn on Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Why yes, Timmy. Henry already had his fair share of being stubborn. I will tell you but I must warn you.... it's a very sad story! *cries* (Whistle sounds and "Come Out, Henry!" begins)

Plot

 * Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, The Eds, The Powerpuff Girls, Johnny 2x4 with Plank, Bart, Lisa, The Chalkzone gang, and Il Volo all go to a comic book convention. Everyone, but Il Volo who have never been to a convention before, Snap who's always in a costume himself and Cosmo and Wanda who are always mistaken as big-headed kids in costumes, were all dressed up (even Eddy dressed up as his evil alter ego, Professor Scam) and were determined to win the costume contest. As Eddy, Buttercup and Bart quarreled with each other about who would win, the others tried to keep the peace and Mr. Conductor shows up and tells stories about when the engines on Sodor got "dressed up" themselves.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 2) Woolly Bear (George Carlin)
 * 3) Jack Frost (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) A Scarf for Percy (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Making Faces (Sung by Rudy and the Chalkzone Gang)

Plot

 * Timmy, The Eds, Bart, Lisa, The Powerpuff Girls, Spongebob and his friends, Jimmy Neutron, the Chalkzone gang and Il Volo all go to Goo Lagoon. Everyone was having fun including Ed, Bart and Buttercup who were swimming in the water. Blossom, Lisa, Rudy, Penny, Snap and Gianluca who were playing volleyball, Spongebob and Patrick who were playing frisbee and wanted Squidward to join (which of course, he didn't) Sandy who did some surfing. And Timmy, Edd, Jimmy Neutron, and Ignazio were relaxing in the sun. Eddy also destroyed a sandcastle Bubbles had been working on which everyone (except Squidward who didn't care and Bart who thought it was hilarious) grew mad at him about and made him sorry. Piero also ordered pizza for everyone who chipped in money and Mr. Conductor tells water-related adventures on the Island of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Something in the Air (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Something Fishy (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) Percy Takes The Plunge (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) All At Sea (George Carlin (repeat)

Song

 * Underwater Sun (The Bird Brains featuring Lex Interior)

Plot

 * Bubbles ended up stuck in what used to be Rabbit's house. Timmy, Jackie Evancho and Edd try pulling Bubbles free, but it was no use. Since Mr. Conductor was in the South Pole playing with his penguin friends, Timmy tells stories about when the engines and Bertie got stuck themselves. During the last story, Edd made a text to his uncle and at the end of Percy Gets It Right, the uncle who loudly pulled in appeared to be NASCAR driver #11 Denny Hamlin who managed to free Bubbles using his #11 Fedex Toyota. After Hamlin hauled Bubbles he gave the gang tickets and pit-passes to the Coca-Cola 600 the next night at the Charlotte Motor Speedway.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Down the Mine (repeat)
 * 2) Time for Trouble
 * 3) Home at Last (repeat)
 * 4) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party
 * 5) Percy Gets It Right (repeat)

Song

 * Sweet Home Alabama (Playing on Denny Hamlin's radio)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Bubbles getting stuck in the rabbit hole)
 * Bubbles: *groans* Ungh! (in a groaning, crying way) I'm stuck!
 * Timmy: Aw Bubbles, why's this hole holding you so tight?! WHY?!!!!!
 * Edd: I guess perhaps the hole is a tad narrow.
 * Jackie: We gotta pull her out. You both grab my back.
 * Edd: Right-O!
 * Timmy: Count me in!
 * Jackie grabs Bubbles' arms and the 2 others hook up and tug hard*
 * Bubbles (in pain): *screams* Stop! It hurts too much!
 * all let go*
 * Jackie: *pants* It's no use.
 * Edd: She must've gotten stuck when trying to climb out through Rabbit's hole.
 * Bubbles: *cries* I am, Double-D! *cries*
 * Jackie: Well, what are we to do, now?
 * Timmy: Well, Mr. Conductor could've helped Bubbles outta there, but he's in the South Pole with his penguin friends, and Cosmo, Poof, and Wanda have the stupid Fairy Flu again!
 * Bubbles: If they can't use their magic to free me! I'll be stuck here forever! And won't get to do things I haven't even done yet! *cries*
 * Edd: Bubbles, please calm down. I'm pretty sure the steam locomotives on the Island Of Sodor have gotten themselves out of jams like this.
 * Bubbles: *sad gasps* Did they?
 * Timmy: Indeed they have. Remember when Thomas was acting like a jerk to Gordon and his big ego led him to falling into a big hole?
 * Bubbles: A big hole?! Was poor little Thomas never rescued?!
 * Timmy: Not exactly, sweets. But Thomas did get carried away. *pulls out his whistle from his pocket* Good thing Mr. Conductor said I can keep my Thomas Story whistle for life. Anyway, like you Thomas did have a big accident so hold on to your caps! (Blows whistle and "Down The Mine" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Percy Gets It Right")
 * Timmy: Edd, why do you have your phone out? Didn't you ever realize that it's rude to make phone calls during a story?!
 * Edd: Relax, Timmy. I texted an uncle of mine to help us. He's on his way here right now.
 * Timmy: How could he?! Bubbles is stuck like glue to this tree, if all our strength put together couldn't get her out, how's one of his uncles gonna help her. And can't at least Bertie yank her out?!
 * Jackie: But Timmy, Bertie lives far away in the U.K, I-I-I mean it was a good thought though. I-I-I mean....
 * car engine roaring towards them is heard in the distance, in unison to Jackie speaking*
 * Timmy: What's that noise?!
 * stock-car noise gets louder*
 * Bubbles: The pain! This hole is so tight and the pain won't stop! and I can't take it! *cries*
 * Denny Hamlin's #11 Fedex Toyota is spotted in the distance heading straight for them*
 * Edd: Looks like our help has finally arrived!!!!
 * Timmy: Gah! I-I-Is that Denny Hamlin?!!!!
 * Denny Hamlin screeches to a halt, revs his racecar loudly, shuts off his engine, and climbs out from the window in his racing uniform*
 * Edd: Aaah! Uncle Denny! You're finally here I missed you so much!!!!
 * Denny Hamlin: *takes his helmet off, and Edd runs to him, glomps his stomach* Hey, you really miss me don't you, Edd? I mean you haven't seen me since Daytona.
 * Timmy: Denny Hamlin's your uncle?!!!! You haven't told me Denny Hamlin was your uncle, you lucky dog!!!!
 * Jackie: Great! Now you can help Bubbles out of this rabbit hole.
 * Denny: And that's why I'm here, Jackie. Since I parked my #11 Fedex Toyota right in front of you, I'm gonna turn this baby around. *runs to the rear of the car, lifts it, and turns it around facing the rear bumper, then Denny gets a chain from his racecar to hook up to Bubbles' stomach and his racecar* I have the chains and now I'll hook you up Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Are you crazy?! Using a racecar and chain just to pull me out?! What if it hurts as bad as the hole's been hurting me?!
 * Denny: No it won't, Bubbles. Don't you worry.
 * after Bubbles is chained to the #11 Fedex Toyota*
 * Denny: There, you're all hooked up, Bubbles.
 * Timmy: But what are we gonna do to help?
 * Denny: You can help push Bubbles from behind. When I start my engine, you, Jackie, and Edd will start pushing.
 * Jackie: You mean your engine will be our signal to push?
 * Denny: Absolutely. Now go behind her you 3 and I'll get in my racecar.
 * Edd: Right-O!
 * Timmy: I'm in!
 * Jackie: I'm right behind you both!
 * Edd, Timmy, and Jackie get behind Bubbles*
 * Denny: Ready you guys?!
 * All: READY!!!!
 * Denny: Great! Here we go! You know what to do back there, right?!
 * Jackie, Edd & Timmy: Right!
 * Bubbles: I don't know if I have a good feeling about this! *whimpers*
 * Denny starts his #11 Fedex Toyota with a loud roar and revs loudly*
 * Timmy (after hearing Denny's engine fire): Let's heave!!!!
 * Jackie, Edd, and Timmy push Bubbles*
 * Denny: *switches throttle to 1st gear and floors it*
 * Bubbles: It feels like I'm coming loose! But what if I don't come out all the way?! *screams*
 * Jackie (after seeing Bubbles budge): She's budging!!!!
 * Timmy: I knew it'd help her out of there! Go it, Denny!
 * Denny pulls Bubbles out of the rabbit hole and breaks it*
 * Timmy: She's out! Let's all go in front! *the 3 run to the other side of the hole where Denny stopped and shut off his engine*
 * Bubbles (in pain): I think I have a big owie, but at least I'm free! *gasps in pain*
 * Denny: *climbs out of his vehicle*
 * Timmy: At least it's better than Ed tugging her out, he'd take forever.
 * Denny: Well, *pants* we did it.
 * Bubbles (calming down a little): That sure was a scary thing to happen to me and I'm still feeling pretty sore
 * Denny: Don't worry, Bubbles. You'll soon feel alright. *pulls out 4 Coca-Cola 600 tickets and pit passes* I got these for all of you if you were all interested.
 * Timmy (excitedly): *shrieks* No way! Tickets and passes to my very first NASCAR race!!!! And it's NASCAR's longest race!!!!!
 * Bubbles (excitedly): Oh my gosh! I could faint! I'm starting to feel a whole lot better!*fan-girl squeal*
 * Jackie: Thank you so much Denny Hamlin! How we ever repay you?!
 * Denny: You can take a ride with me to the track in my #11 Fedex Toyota.
 * Jackie: I'd love too!
 * Timmy: You can sure count me in!
 * Edd: Include me as well, but I ride shotgun like always.
 * Denny: So now, y'all strapped in?
 * Timmy: We are like always.
 * Denny: Great! As Darrell Waltrip would say, let's "boogity, boogity, boogity"! *starts his #11 Fedex Toyota, plays "Sweet Home Alabama" on his radio and floors it*
 * Denny (voice only): This tune reminds me of Talladega. (end credits display, still in the song "Sweet Home Alabama"*

Trivia

 * NASCAR driver #11 Denny Hamlin guest stars in this episode.
 * Poof is mentioned despite he has never appeared in the series.
 * This is the car used by Denny Hamlin: http://www.pyramidracing.com/contents/media/2012-hamlin-office2.jpg

Plot

 * Timmy, Bubbles, Eddy, Snap, Ed, Edd, Jackie, Mr. Krabs, Spongebob, Squidward, and Patrick were at the Krusty Krab 500 at the Big River Raceway in Detroit, Michigan. #204 Mark "Charger" McCutchen (Team Fastex) and #606 Lyle "The Collector" Owens (Team REXCOR) were battling for the win in the final laps. On the final lap, Owens wrecked Charger and the Collector was in the lead. After wrecking #707 Diesel "Junker" Spitz (Team REXCOR) #808 Steve "Flyer" Sharp (Team Fastex), in the air with his nitro-boosters passed Lyle Owens and took the checkered flag. Everyone cheered except Timmy & Bubbles, who wanted Charger to win so much because they strongly idolized him. Suddenly, a fight broke out in the pits between Charger and Collector. After the fight was broken up, by the race officials (forcefully restraining and dragging the both of them away from each other), the gang were on their way to Mr. Krab's huge RV parked in the infield of the racetrack, "Charger" McCutchen was spotted by Timmy.and Bubbles. Timmy and Bubbles cheered in front of Charger and tried speaking to him, but Charger yelled at Bubbles out of his aggravation, (still furious with his rival and arch-nemisis, Lyle Owens) and made her cry. After being scolded by Timmy, Charger suddenly felt guilty for screaming at Bubbles, and he told her that he was really angry with the Collector and tried soothing her hurt feelings. Timmy also gives Mark sagacious advice with stories about rivalries on the Island Of Sodor. Charger soon invited Bubbles and Timmy to the next race at the Dimmsdale Motor Speedway (The Blubber Nuggets 500), and he got his revenge against Owens with Timmy and Bubbles in the stands watching with their parents (The Turners, the Professor and Ms. Keane). During the pre-race festivities, Joan Jett performs "Bad Repuation".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas And Bertie's Great Race (repeat)
 * 2) Pop Goes the Diesel (repeat)
 * 3) Gordon and Spencer (repeat)
 * 4) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (repeat)
 * 5) The Tortoise and the Hare (repeat)

Song

 * Bad Reputation (sung by Joan Jett at the Dimmsdale Motor Speedway)

Quote 1

 * (Scene opens inside the Big River Raceway during the final laps of the Krusty Krab 500)
 * (Cars roll by under the caution flag)
 * Barney Hall (MRN Radio, heard at the track): Right now we've got the 1-to-go signal by the flagman, and the lights just came off the pace car, and that all means that when they come around next time by, were gonna restart with just 3 laps to settle it.
 * Timmy: I wonder how these final laps are gonna play out, eh Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: I really hope Charger wins this race and makes us both happy.
 * Timmy: Well, he has to watch out for Lyle Owens, toots. We all know that the Collector will do anything to destroy Charger.
 * Jackie: So I guess this one will be a nail-biter.
 * Spongebob: You bet it is, Jackie. I can even eat my own arms!!!! *eats his arms over and over again like in "Graveyard Shift"*
 * Eddy: So what if he doesn't win?! I still think Junker's gonna steal the win from them and make them both eat it!
 * Ed: Yum! Like cheese?!
 * Edd: Oh, brother!
 * Mr. Krabs: Well at least I'm happy finally sponsoring me restaurant in NASCAR, I can already find myself sweatin' money!
 * Ed: Like dollar stores?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * Patrick (struggling to open a Fizz-Cola bottle): Does somebody have a can opener?
 * Squidward: Patrick, it's just a bottle, open it yourself!
 * Patrick: I don't think I can open it, please?
 * Squidward: No!
 * Patrick: Please?
 * Squidward: No!
 * Partrick: Please?
 * Squidward: No!
 * Patrick: PLEASE?!
 * Squidward: All right, I'll open it! *scoffs* Barnacle-head.
 * Joe Moore: once again, the green flag's in the air and this time, we've got 3 laps to settle it.
 * (scene cuts to inside Charger's cockpit in a batle for the lead and the win)
 * Collector: *deliberately bumps Charger from behind*
 * Charger: AGH!
 * Collector (with sarcasm): Awww... did I bump you, Charger? Guess I "wasn't paying attention".
 * Charger: Get lost, Owens!
 * Collector: Actually I AM lost.... in your head that is, McCutchen!
 * Charger: Even though you've always been a pain in my head, I'm still winning this one for my teammates and fans!
 * (scene cuts to the stands right by the start/finish line)
 * Bubbles (cheering): Go, Charger! Win like you know you will!
 * Timmy (in unison to Bubbles cheering): C'mon, Mark!!!!! *the leaders and the other cars roar by them in unison*
 * (scene cuts to final lap on the backstretch)
 * Charger: You ain't taking me out this time, Collector!
 * Collector: Oh, I'll take you out, alright... *pushes button which launches an archery arrow and shoots it at Charger's left-rear tire*
 * Collector: Out of the race that is, country boy! *laughs evilly*
 * Charger (while spinning out of control): Whoa! AAAUUGHHH!!!!
 * Timmy: NOOOO!!!! Charger!!!!
 * Bubbles: Charger's crashing!!!!
 * Flyer: Out of my way, Junker! I'm winning this one for my teammates!
 * Junker: Nein! Flyer is NOT winning races! Flyer's being *veers for Flyer* JUNKED! *rams into Flyer*
 * Flyer: UNGH! Knock it off, Junker!
 * Junker: Prepare to be junked, Flyer!
 * Flyer: Not if I can help it, Junker! *pushes lever, causing him to fly*
 * Junker: *veers for Flyer and misses the #808 car of Flyer*
 * Flyer: Wild blue yonder time!
 * Junker: WHOA! *screams* * spins out of control and spanks the wall* I've had enough of seeing Flyer's rear bumper!!!! *roars*
 * Collector: Looks like I'm about to grab a first place finish!
 * *Flyer hovers over The Collector and lands in front of him on the asphalt*
 * Collector: HEY--!
 * Flyer: Sorry, Collector! This one belongs to Team Fastex! *crosses the start/finish line to win the Krusty Krab 500*
 * Mike Haugher (NASCAR Racers commentator): Flyer takes the checkered flag!!!! *crowd cheers in unison to his quotes* Steve "Flyer" Sharp wins it, after Charger and Junker were taken out of the race!

Quote 2

 * (Walking in the infield heading for Mr. Krabs' RV)
 * Snap: Wow! That was some fist-fight in the pits Owens and Charger had! Did you see that, Timmy?! Huh?!
 * Timmy: Well, I wouldn't get too excited, Snap. *he and Bubbles suddenly encounter Charger close in the distance, still fuming from his fight with The Collector*
 * Bubbles: Look, Timmy! It's Charger!
 * Timmy: Come on, Bubbles! I'm sure he'll recognize us! (In reference to "Ready Set D'oh!")
 * Edd: Wait, he doesn't look too happy!!!!
 * Timmy: *while running with Bubbles to Charger* Yeah well, ya snooze ya lose, Eddward!!!! *both appear right in front of a fuming Charger storming towards them* Hey Charger, you did great today!
 * Bubbles: It's great to see you again, Mark--.
 * Charger: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! I HAVE NO TIME FOR SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, CAN'T I JUST GET A MOMENT OF PEACE?!!!!
 * Bubbles: Charger?! Yelled at us?! *tears up* We were just giving you a compliment! *bawls loudly*
 * Timmy (while holding a bawling Bubbles): *gasps in horror* Charger! How could you?!
 * Charger (with sudden realization): *gasps in horror* OH! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I didn't know it was YOU guys. I'm sorry, Bubbles!
 * Bubbles (in a crying tone): Leave me alone! Just go away! I thought you were nicer than that! *turns head away into Timmy's arms and continues crying*
 * Timmy: Charger, I can't believe you did that to my poor best friend! There.... there.. Bubbles.
 * Charger: I'm sorry, Bubbles. *pants sadly, feeling guilty* I really didn't mean to yell at you on purpose, little Bubbles. I-I-It's that I was still heated with the Collector. I would NEVER act this way towards my trusty fans.
 * Timmy: I totally agree with you, Mark, you usually never act this way towards racefans.
 * Charger: I think you need a hug, Bubbles. *picks Bubbles up and gives her an apology hug*
 * Collector (in the distance): Yeah, so that you can cheat on Megan "Spitfire" Fassler, country boy!
 * Charger (while hugging Bubbles): (angrily) Shut your mouth, Owens! (softly and kindly) See what I mean, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I now see what you're going through.... *sad gasps*
 * Charger (while hugging Bubbles): Yeah.... I guess I need some advice.
 * Timmy: You know, Charger. I know a couple guys who had both a race and a rivalry. And those guys' names are Thomas and Bertie.
 * Charger: I already know Thomas, but who's Bertie? Did they ever clash amongst each other?
 * Timmy: Oh, you bet they did. They once had an awesome race and Thomas even acted the same way you did at first. Let me fill you in. (Blows whistle and "Thomas & Bertie's Great Race" begins)

Plot

 * Timmy, Bart, Homer, Mac, Bloo, Rudy, Snap, Ed and Eddy are at a closed Shining Time Station cleaning up for Stacy (much to the dismay of Eddy, Bart, Homer and Bloo). Timmy was also handling some spare gold dust of Mr. Conductor's, but when Ed gets a hold of it, he causes everyone and himself to shrink to Mr. Conductor's size. Mr. Conductor isn't around because he is on holiday, Stacy is at Chubby Corners, Cosmo and Wanda had to take Poof to the fairy doctor and without Edd, (who went with Billy to punch boarding passengers' train tickets), The Powerpuff Girls who were busy fighting crime in Townsvile, Jackie, who was away on a tour, Lisa or Penny (both who went with Stacy to Chubby Corners), they had to figure out for themselves how to find and get to Mr. Conductor's gold dust stash. Timmy also tells stories from Sodor about Percy doing big things and getting into big situations for an engine of his small size. In the end, Ignazio Boschetto (unaware of the station being closed) suddenly comes and almost sits on them, after getting up after Ed blurting out a silly quote and Eddy confronting Ignazio about not believing that they're ghosts, Timmy sings a sample of "Il Mondo" (acapella) to lure a bewildered and confused Ignazio to notice them on the bench by the signalhouse. A clumsy Ignazio lifts Timmy to the signalhouse and grabs an extra supply of gold dust from inside the signalhouse. Timmy turned himself normal size first, then he poured the rest on the others, turning them back to normal size.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (repeat)
 * 2) Put Upon Percy (repeat)
 * 3) Percy's Ghostly Trick (repeat)
 * 4) A Big Surprise for Percy (repeat)
 * 5) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (repeat)

Song

 * I'm Not Coming In Today

Quote 1

 * (The episode opens with a blank Shining Time Station until...)
 * Bart (with a bag of trash): *groan* Chores.
 * Homer: Is there any chore that isn't boring?!
 * (Then Ed slid by on a wet rag on the floor)
 * Ed: WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!
 * Bart: Does that answer your question, Homeboy?
 * Bloo: Ugh, I hate cleaning up. Why bother? It'll just get dirty again.
 * Eddy: Tell me about it.
 * Mac: Ah, don't bum about it, guys.
 * Eddy: I can't believe I let Timmy Twerper trick me into cleaning up this dump WITHOUT BEING PAID A SINGLE CENT!
 * Rudy: Hey, I don't mind cleaning up for nothing and neither does Snap. Right, Snap? Snap?
 * (Scene switches to Snap in a lawn chair in Schemer's arcade with a straw hat drinking lemonade)
 * Snap: Sure is, Bucko. Especially when you supervise like me. (slurps his lemonade)
 * Timmy: Guys, guys. Chill. Stacy promised if we do a good job, it's a pizza party for Shining Time Station!
 * Eddy: No fooling?! (Homer, in unison, shouts "Woo-hoo!") No fooling, right, twerp?
 * Timmy: Eddy, dude, You have my legitimate word. Stacy said so herself. (to himself) Now, where is the stash where I put Mr. Conductor's bag of gold dust?
 * (Ed spots the bag in Timmy's hands)
 * Ed: Ooh! Confetti! (snatches it from Timmy)
 * Timmy: Ed, wait! That isn't-
 * Ed (tossing it out of the bag): PIZZA PARTY!!! YAY!!!
 * Timmy: Oh no!
 * (The gold dust fell on everybody and in a cloud of gold dust to the sound of Mr. Conductor appearing/disappearing, they shrunk and somehow ended up on the bench, a step below the signalhouse)
 * Rudy: Whoa! What happened?
 * Eddy: How should I know? Ed's the one that- (looks at the floor below and then at Rudy) Oh no!
 * Bloo: GREAT, Ed just shrunk us!
 * Eddy: Way to go, Lumpy! Now we're never gonna get this stupid station cleaned before Stacy gets back and this station re-opens!
 * Homer: And worst of all...no pizza party!
 * Bart: Uh, dad, I think getting back to normal size first is more important than some pizza party right now.
 * Ed: I don't know what you're talking about. It was not I, right, Timmy?
 * Timmy: Actually, it WAS you, Ed. But you know, it really reminds me of when Percy's tricks were getting the bigger engines in trouble.
 * Ed: Did the green choo-choo shrink the other choo-choos?
 * Timmy: NO!
 * *all except Eddy and Bloo gasp*
 * Timmy: Sorry. What I meant to say was that Percy was playing some pretty big tricks for a small train like him. Let me fill you all in. (Blows whistle and "Percy and the Signal" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After Percy James and the Fruitful Day")
 * *Ignazio arrives and nearly sits on them*
 * *all gasp*
 * Bart: Everyone! Get outta the way!!!! *all except Ed avoid Ignazio*
 * Ed: I will defeat the giant-- *Eddy yanks Ed to safety*
 * Snap: UNGH! Watch where you're sittin' Nazzy!!!!
 * Ed: Hi, Nazz!!!!
 * Ignazio: *gets up and shrieks* Who was that?!
 * Rudy: Ignazio, it's us!
 * Ignazio: I no know where you are! Are you-a-the ghost?!
 * Eddy: No, we ain't ghosts Ignazio!
 * Ignazio: Now you sound-a-like Eddy.
 * Eddy: What are you talking about?! I'M RIGHT OVER HERE, EL MAGNIFICO!!!!
 * Ignazio: Where? Senior Ghost?!
 * Eddy: Turn around you id-- *Timmy covers Eddy's mouth shut* (muffles) --IOT! HEY LET GO!
 * Timmy: Eddy, shut your yap, you're confusing him. Let me do it. *clears throat* (singing opera) O mondo... Soltanto deso io ti guardo, nel tuo silenzio io mi perdo, e sono niente a canoto a te....
 * Ignazio: *turns around and joins in* (singing) Il mondo.... Non si e fermato mai un momento.... (with Timmy in harmony) La notte segue sempre il giorno, ed il giorno verra.... *suddenly sees the gang while singing with Timmy in harmony* 'ey, gang how you getta so small? Are you-a-the-action figures?
 * Eddy: Hey! We ain't action figures, you idiot! Lumpy shrunk us with Mr. C's golden dust, and ever since the station was still closed, no one ever showed up but you!
 * Ignazio: I no know-a-the station was closed! Why you blame-a me?!
 * Ed: Like donuts?
 * Homer: Mmmmm.... donuts.... *drools*
 * Mac: Ignazio, you need to help us get back to normal size.
 * Ignazio: How I do that-a?
 * Timmy: Easy, just lift me up one flight of steps so I can get inside the signalhouse and grab another supply of gold dust to get us back to normal, you imbecile!
 * Bloo: How?! The door's fake and you don't have the power to disappear!
 * Timmy: I found a little gold dust in my pocket. Must have fell into it when Ed tossed the gold dust into the air. Anyway, if I remember my skills from Mr. Conductor, I can just toss it at the door and it'll open like a real door. For at least the remainder of this episode anyway.
 * Ignazio: I no get whatta you say, little Timothy.
 * Timmy: *frustrated growl* Just lift me to the top of the bench.
 * Ignazio: But Timothy--
 * Timmy (angrily): NOW, Ignazio!!!!
 * Ignazio: Okay, okay-a. Sheesh! *lifts Timmy onto the top of the bench right in front of the signalhouse.
 * Timmy (annoyed): Grazie, Ignazio. (tosses gold dust at door, goes inside signalhouse, gets the dust from inside and turns them and himself back to normal* Ahhhh... much better.
 * Eddy: Can Lumpy shrink Ignazio next?
 * Rudy: Eddy!
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Timmy: Never mind that. Anyway I have a song to play us out. (Blows whistle and "I'm Not Comin' In Today" begins)

Trivia

 * Ignazio was the only one to arrive at Shining Time Station to help the gang since the station was closed and that he had no idea about it..

Plot

 * The Park of Shining Time celebrates Easter and Stacy Jones is the host along with J.B King, Midge Smoot and Mayor Flopdinger as the judges of an Easter Egg Hunt and Billy keeps score. Timmy, Jackie, The Eds, The Powerpuff Girls, The Chalkzone Gang, Bart, Lisa, Schemer and Schemee all participate. However, Eddy who was working with Schemer and Schemee were using a way to win the grand prize: A big easter basket of chocolate bunnies, chocolate eggs and jawbreakers, but as usual their plan backfired and were disqualified when Stacy, Edd, Jackie, Timmy, and Lisa recognized most of their eggs were fakes. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about the engines finding their own "Easter eggs" on the Island of Sodor. In the end, Bubbles won, but she gladly shared with everyone including Eddy, Schemer and Schemee.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby's Discovery (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Haunted Henry (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) Rusty to the Rescue (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Donald's Duck (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * There You Are (Sung by Rudy and the Chalkzone Gang)

Plot

 * World renowned pop-latino singer, composer, songwriter, and former lead singer/guitarist of Los Bukis (now a solo artist), Marco Antonio Solís came all the way from Mexico to live next door to the Turners' house after the Dinklebergs finally moved away.Timmy, Bubbles, Eddy (wasn't intrested in meeting Solís), Cosmo, Wanda, Ed, Edd, Sandy, Spongebob, Squidward (Surprisingly WAS interested) and Lisa wanted to meet the mid 50 year-old pop latino artist, but were extremely nervous to meet the Spanish-speaking Marco Antonio Solís (Solís only speaks Spanish). Mr. Conductor was still on holiday, so Timmy told stories about new arrivals on the Island Of Sodor to calm everyone (except Eddy's) nerves. Before the last story, someone knocks on Timmy's bedroom door. Timmy answered the door for the guest, and a lot to everyone's surprise, the guest was the new neighbor himself, Marco Antonio Solís. Ed, Eddy, Sandy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Spongebob couldn't speak Spanish (they confused Solís by speaking English), so Bubbles, Timmy, Edd, and Lisa spoke Spanish to Solís and interpreted for the others to let Marco Antonio Solís understand. Timmy told the last story, using Spanish subtitles for Solís, after the last story Marco Antonio Solís performed "De Mil Amores" for the gang who danced during the song, and cheered after the performance, and the episode ends while the gang cheers for Solís.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Duck Takes Charge (repeat)
 * 2) The Diseasel
 * 3) Cranky Bugs (repeat)
 * 4) Donald and Douglas (repeat)
 * 5) The Deputation (repeat)

Song

 * De Mil Amores (Sung by Marco Antonio Solís)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside Timmy's bedroom (with company) after seeing Marco Antonio Solís' name on the mailbox instead of the Dinklebergs' name)
 * Timmy: Ummm.... Lisa,why is there a moving van next door? I thought the Dinklebergs loved it here in Dimmsdale.
 * Lisa: *gasp* That's Marco Antonio Solis! He's living here now!
 * Timmy: REALLY?!!!! I can't believe THE Marco Antonio Solis is living next door to me! His new neighbor!
 * Eddy: Who cares?! Who ever heard of some Spanish-singing guy who's never been on any cool TV channels anyway?!
 * Edd: Actually it's Pop Latino, Eddy.
 * Eddy: I don't care! All I know is we're in contact with yet another celebrity I've never even heard of!
 * Ed: Contact? Like the little plastic discs some people squeeze into their eyes, Eddy?
 * Eddy: Wiil you ever turn off, Ed?!
 * Ed: I forget?
 * Eddy: HMPH!
 * Sandy: I don't really get it Timmy dude. How do you know of Spanish music? Especially that guy.
 * Timmy: Uh, hello! I've seen Solís on Channel 41 last night when Bubbles came over. I was bored so she introduced me to things I might be interested in and I was totally bored by what I was seeing on TV until I heard Solís and stopped flipping the channels to watch him, and man he caught mine and Bubbles' ears. I became an instant fan and man, he is good. Plus, I really do speak Spanish myself.
 * Bubbles: I already knew Spanish before meeting Timmy and all you guys! And after hearing 3 of his songs, I began listening to more of his music! *giggles*
 * Timmy: That's because I bought you 3 albums on my MyTunes (spoof of iTunes) account for you this morning, Bubbly Bunny.
 * Bubbles: Awwww.... Timmy Bear. *kisses Timmy on the cheek and Timmy blushes bright red*
 * Cosmo: Did this guy ever perform on the cooking channel? I remember there was this French guy who cooked up a "Singing Soufflé" and I could go for a bite of that!
 * Wanda: Are you stupid, Cosmo?! He's a music star only first of all and he only speaks Spanish. I don't even speak Spanish!
 * Cosmo: Spanish? I barely speak English!
 * Wanda: *annoyed sigh*
 * Edd: Well, I'm afraid I've never heard Marco Antonio Solís before, and I-I-I'm sort of nervous to meet him.
 * Squidward: Please, tell me this isn't a joke! MARCO ANTONIO SOLIS?!?! he's my idol! He could make me famous!
 * Ed: Like breadsticks?
 * Sandy: And I'm nervous to say howdy and make partners with that 54 year-old dude myself.
 * Lisa: Well I'm a tad nervous but, I want to show him Mexican music I learned on my saxophone.
 * Eddy: You mean Lisa likes this Spanish-singing guy and listens to this Pop-latte music, too?!
 * Edd: First of all, Eddy, Lisa is entitled to what interests her and don't you mean "Pop-Latino"?
 * Eddy: I don't care whatever that Pop-latte is called! Same thing! HMPH!
 * Bubbles (feeling worried and shy): What if Solís doesn't want to be friends or if he does, what if Eddy makes him want to move away too?!*sobs bashfully*
 * Timmy: Don't be silly, Bubbles. And if Solis shows, he'll show Eddy a thing or two. Remember that time Percy and Duck met and they both stood up to those big trains who were bossing and teasing them?
 * Bubbles: Did Sir Topham Hatt send poor little Duck to the scrap yards?!
 * Timmy: C'mon, that's silly, Bubbles. You see, things didn't go the way Sir. Topham Hatt wanted because the big engines were teasing Duck and making him and Percy feel like crud.
 * Ed: Did Duck and Percy call on the angry 50-foot TV trays because the big choo-choos were terrorizing them, but they rampaged all over Sodor?!
 * Bubbles: *shrieks* (In a crying way) Ed, you're scaring me.... *cries*
 * Ed: Do you agree about that, little Timmy?
 * Timmy: *annoyed sigh* 3 other things, Ed. 1. I don't care about what you say, Lumpy. 2. Please stop frightening Bubbles with your monster movie junk, and 3. Sir Topham Hatt was annoyed with the big tender engines, and I need to tell Bubbles this so button your yap, Monobrow and come along. (Blows whistle and "Duck Takes Charge" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After Donald & Douglas)
 * Marco Antonio Solis knocks on the bedroom door*
 * Lisa: Who could that be?
 * Bubbles: Is it Sedusa disguising herself as "Ima Goodlady" again?! (remembering her own experience)
 * Timmy: Nah, it's probably Rudy. He promised he'd help me study for my Spanish test today for Monday, and Sedusa was sentenced to life in jail after robbing Townsville Hall yesterday and held without bail so don't you worry Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: *sighs in relief*
 * opens the door and surprisingly encounters Marco Antonio Solís*
 * Timmy: Ah! Marco Antonio Solís! Ummm... como é stas? (How are you)
 * Marco Antonio Solis: 'Eh-ey, holá senior, Timmy Turner.
 * Sandy: Wait, how'd ya know Timmy?
 * Marco: Que? Mi no habla Ingles. (What? I don't speak English)
 * Bubbles: Don't worry gang, me, Lisa, Edd, and Timmy will take turns interpreting to Solís for all of you.
 * Timmy: Cause we 4 speak Spanish ourselves you all know.
 * Eddy: Aw c'mon, this interpreting stuff is for the birds! He's a quack! I'm going home-- HEY!
 * Ed: *yanks Eddy by his ankle* Don't go, Eddy! Marky wants to meet us!
 * Eddy: It's Marco, bird brain, and put me down, you idiot!
 * Ed: *drops Eddy* Sorry, Eddy. *laughs*
 * Bubbles: (in Spanish) Holá, Marco Antonio Solís. Soy Senoríta Bubbles, this is my boyfriend, Seníor Timmy Turner, this is Seníor Eddward, we call him Seníor Double-D. These are, Seníor Squidward, Seníorita Sandy, Seníor Cosmo, Señora Wanda, Seníor Ed, and Seníor Eddy.
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Sandy: So Marco, ya touring here in Dimmsdale? When ya gonna tour in Texas?
 * Timmy interperetes for Sandy to Solís*
 * Marco speaks Spanish to Sandy*
 * Edd (interpreting for Marco to Sandy): "Well, I will be performing at the Dimmadome tomorrow, and so far, the stage is being set at this time on this very block for a free concert tonight, and I picked Timmy and Edd to join me to sing "Sigue Sin Mí". And I will be touring Texas next month.
 * Eddy: WHAT THE--? *runs to Timmy's window and sees the stage just finished being set* Now I can't get any sleep tonight, because my parents are out this weekend, and I am forced to sleep here for 2 nights inside Timmy Twerper's house!
 * Timmy (in Spanish): You know Marco, we have friends on the Island Of Sodor that would love your Pop Latino music.
 * Edd: Eddy, manners please, thank you.
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Marco: *speaks Spanish to Timmy*
 * Bubbles: (interpreting for Marco) "I've never heard the Island Of Sodor before, but it sounds like a good place to tour."
 * Timmy: Indeed, how's about I tell you an event that happened on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Marco: *speaks Spanish to Timmy*
 * Edd: "Sure you can, Timmy. I'd love for you to introduce me to that place."
 * Eddy: How could he understand?! He doesn't even speak English!
 * Timmy: Uh, hello Eddy! I got this covered.
 * Eddy: *groans* (to himself) Timmy's so easy to amuse.
 * Timmy (In Spanish): Anyway Marco, We have friends that are talking trains and I will show you what I mean by that.(about to blow his whistle to begin "The Deputation")
 * Lisa: Timmy, wait, how is Marco Antonio Solís going to understand the story?
 * Timmy: Easy. Cosmo, Wanda, I wish there were Spanish subtitles to translate the story for Marco.
 * (Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and make it happen)
 * Timmy: Thanks. Come along, gang! (blows whistle and "The Deputation" begins)

Trivia

 * Pop-Latino artist Marco Antonio Solís guest stars in this episode.
 * This is the fourth episode of this series where Timmy tells the Thomas Stories instead of Mr. Conductor.
 * "The Deputation" has Spanish subtitles.
 * The channel 41 station that Timmy mentioned was Univision, one of the Spanish stations along with Telemundo (Channel 47)

Plot

 * Johnny 2x4 is bullied by Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney when they play boomerang with Plank. One of them throws Plank too hard and he lands on a moving truck heading for Springfield forest. Johnny along with Edd, Lisa, Timmy, Bubbles, Rudy, Sandy and Mr. Conductor follow the truck on their bikes (except Mr. Conductor who appeared through his magic) and discover that The Reverend Texan is planning to cut down Springfield forest and put in a big mall in its place. Everyone was against deforestation so they tried to get him to understand all the life and animals within the forest and Mr. Conductor tells stories about nature on the Island of Sodor. In the end, NASCAR Unlimited Series drivers, #204 Mark "Charger" McCutchen, # 808 Steve "Flyer" Sharp, # 404 Carlos "Stunts" Rey, and #101 Megan "Spitfire" Fassler arrive with Jack Fassler (Onboard Flyer), Libby Fassler (Onboard Megan, and that she is a lot into nature and saving rainforests), Miles McCutchen, (Onboard his older brother Charger) Douglas "Duck" Dunaka (Onboard Stunts), known as Team Fastex arrive by the rainforest to inform Reverend Texan (who is a really big NASCAR fan) that NASCAR had bought the property from the city of Springfield to be an off-road track to help the rainforest, and that Doug Dimmadome knew about it beforehand. That move saved the rainforest big time.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Trouble with Trees (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) A Tale for Thomas (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Toby's Windmill (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) Rusty Saves the Day (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Henry's Forest (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * My Best Friend Plank

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with the gang bike riding)
 * Edd: My. It isn't often that I ride a bike. I'm giving my legs a vigorous workout.
 * Rudy: And the weather today is just awesome!
 * Timmy: You said it!
 * Johnny (voice only): Give him back!
 * Lisa: That sounded like Johnny!
 * (They find Johnny in the middle of Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney who were playing boomerang with Plank)
 * Bubbles: *gasp* Those mean bullies are tossing poor little Plank!
 * Edd: Gracious! We must assist!
 * (They enter the scene)
 * Sandy: Hey, you cowpunks! Give Plank back, if y'all know what's good for you!
 * Nelson: Make us! Over to you, Jimbo!
 * (Jimbo catches him)
 * Jimbo: Dolph! Go long! (throws him too hard and he lands on a truck in the ingoing direction and everyone ran onto separate sidewalks)
 * Kearney: So much for boomerang. Let's go pick on Apu at the Kwik-E-Mart!
 * Other bullies: Yeah! (They exit the scene)
 * Johnny: Plank!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh dear! Plank is truly in trouble!
 * Rudy: Quick, gang! Let's follow the truck.
 * (Everyone jumped on their bikes along with Johnny tagging along on Edd's bike and Mr. Conductor disappeared)
 * (They followed the truck until it led to Springfield forest)
 * Reverend Texan: Howdy, partners. What brings y'all to the future sight of the new Mega Springfield Mall?!
 * Timmy: Another Springfield mall?
 * Lisa: You don't mean what I think you mean, do you?
 * Reverand Texan: That's right, the Springfield Forest is having its final day and my friend, Doug Dimmadome is on his way with the deforestation crew to see that it happens!
 * Bubbles: That's horrible! What's gonna happen to the cute little animals?!
 * Reverand Texan: That isn't my concern, little girl.
 * Sandy: You don't care about the little critters of nature?!
 * Edd: Mr. Texan, Forests hold many more beautiful splendors of nature than anything in an ordinary mall!
 * Reverand Texan: Just you wait and see, you'll be eating your words fried well done! Yee-haw! (Shoots his guns in the air)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: They're right, actually, Mr. Texan.
 * Reverand Texan: And who are you, Little Partner?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service.
 * Johnny (In the truck): There you are, Buddy! (in unison to running to the gang) My buddy, Plank may be made from wood that was cut from trees, but I'd rather see a forest than a mall any day!
 * Texan: Nonsense, these trees are being put out of their misery!
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Mr. Texan. Trees shouldn't have to be removed from the ground unless they're old or even removed by accident.
 * Timmy: What do you mean, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, surely you remember when James came across a tree that was very old and the rain caused it to move onto his line?
 * Rudy: I don't think I head that one, Mr. Conductor.
 * Texan: Who in tarnation is this James feller?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a red engine who lives with many others on the Island of Sodor. I'll tell you about it. (blows whistle and "James and the Trouble with Trees" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Rusty Saves The Day")
 * *The 4 Team Fastex cars from "NASCAR Racers" are heard in the distance*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it looks like we've got ourselves some more help! *disappears*
 * The 4 cars screech to a halt right beside the gang and the drivers, Jack and Libby Fassler, Douglas "Duck" Dunaka, Doug Dimmadome, and Miles McCutchen exit the vehicles*
 * Charger: WHOO! What a rush! Hey, Stunts did you go on 2 wheels to avoid a stupid traffic cone?
 * Stunts: Aw, c'mon Charger. You need to learn the true meaning of Daredevil, amigo.

Quote 3

 * (After Henry's Forest)
 * Texan (with tears in his eyes): Why, that story touched me. It was...beautiful! (cries as he shoots his guns in the air)
 * Doug: Now do you know what rainforests really mean to the world?
 * Flyer: You heard the man, Texan. Now make your decision or you will face the major consequences.
 * Reverend Texan: I was gonna make a lot of money....
 * Rudy: Oh no!
 * Stunts: This is not right man, this is just wrong!
 * Bubbles: He's going to change his mind.
 * Sandy: Dang gummit!
 * Edd: And after all the wonderful stories Mr. Conductor told.
 * Lisa: Goodbye, Springfield forest.
 * Texan: But, we can make money plenty of other ways! Let's go open a mall on an open land!
 * Doug (in unison to everyone cheering): See, what did I tell ya, Texan?
 * Texan: I'll be happy to keep the trees standing as long as I get to see them NASCAR drivers gee-ter done!!!! YEE-HAW!!! *fires his 2 guns in the air*.
 * Johnny: There's nothing wrong with helping nature. (to Plank) Right, buddy?
 * Doug: Never mind the bald kid. Let's do lunch! Any suggestions, Charger?
 * Charger: How's about we take everyone out to "The Grease".
 * Duck: You mean that fast food restaurant that gave me indigestion once?! (In reference to the "NASCAR Racers" episode "Flag Bearer") No thank you!
 * Timmy: Then where CAN we eat?
 * Flyer: Well... we always hang out at the Diner (as seen on "NASCAR Racers").
 * Megan: So maybe we can all eat at the Diner where us drivers love to hang out.
 * Stunts: Yeah, and you beat me in that Air Force game there the other night eh' cumpadre? (In reference to the "NASCAR Racers" episode "Every Man For Itself")
 * Flyer: That's because I HAVE flown real jets in the air force, Carlos. I'll take Texan and Sandy onboard with me.
 * Charger: And I'm taking Bubbles and Timmy Turner, my #1 fans.
 * Bubbles (while bouncing rapidly): I'm so excited to be riding with you, Charger!
 * Timmy: We're with you, Mark! (with Bubbles in unison) Let's get charged!!!!
 * Charger: And my catchphrase never gets old. *scene cuts to the Diner (as seen on "NASCAR Racers")*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm glad that's over.
 * Edd: Likewise, Mr. Conductor. That last story especially convinced the Reverend Texan.
 * Lisa: I thought the forest was truly a goner.
 * Charger: Yeah, and if that Texan didn't keep that forest, NASCAR could've sued and locked him up behind bars for vandalizing NASCAR property.
 * Johnny: You're right Mark, and if it weren't for my buddy, Plank, We wouldn't even have known about the forest being in danger. Can we get a celebration tune for Plank?
 * Mr. Conductor: It just so happens, I've just the right song. (blows whistle and "My Best Friend Plank" begins)

Trivia

 * Team Fastex from NASCAR Racers guest star in this episode informing the Reverend Texan that the NASCAR Unlimited Series will be racing in the Springfield Rainforest as a fundraiser to help keep the rainforest alive.
 * The deforestation crew never arrived because Doug Dimmadome was informed by NASCAR about the rainforest purchase to become an off-road course (in reference to the "NASCAR Racers" episode "Pulp Faction").

Plot

 * After hearing the news about Mr. Crocker destroying a train bridge by deliberately unscrewing a keystone (all people were killed), Timmy enters his bedroom and sees Bubbles crying uncontrollably (for 2 days). Timmy knew that the driver of the train, was her and her sisters' uncle. He tries cheering Bubbles up with stories of when engines or people needed happiness on Sodor. Bubbles always loved New York Yankees shortstop #2 Derek Jeter because he was a great baseball player and a great man and Bubbles now deceased Uncle always encouraged her to conquer her dream meeting him. The night prior, Timmy wrote a sweet letter to Derek Jeter on how Bubbles deeply felt about her Uncle being killed in the deliberately caused bridge accident. After the last story, Timmy's telephone rang, Bubbles answered it and Bubbles was extremely surprised to hear from the Yankees' shortstop. Derek Jeter invited her, Timmy, the Professor, Ms. Keane, Timmy's Parents, and Blossom and Buttercup to Yankee Stadium to meet him and the rest of the New York Yankees in the morning and attend Game 5 of the World Series later in the night. So they went and Bubbles FINALLY conquered her dream, meeting Derek Jeter and the New York Yankees. Bubbles was too happily shy and tearful to speak to Derek Jeter at first. It was an amazing experience for Bubbles. Bubbles thanked Timmy much more than she ever thanked him in her life for trying to get Derek Jeter and the Yankees to try and make Bubbles feel better and her family as well after the Dimmsdale Bridge Melee, by writing to Derek Jeter. The episode ends with Chuck Knoblauch scoring the Game 5 winning run and "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra, playing in the background after Knoblauch scored.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mind That Bike
 * 2) Thomas Meets The Queen (repeat)
 * 3) Percy Helps Out
 * 4) Harvey To The Rescue (repeat)
 * 5) A New Friend for Thomas (repeat)

Song

 * New York, New York (sung by Frank Sinatra as the Yankees' winning theme)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Bubbles crying inside Timmy's room)
 * Timmy: *enters the bedroom* Awwww.... poor Bubbles. She hasn't stopped crying for 2 weeks ever since Crockpot destroyed that bridge and gotten rid of everyone, ESPECIALLY her uncle. *goes into the bed and rubs Bubbles' back* Awwww..... I know you and your sisters back in Townsville have been having a tough and terrible 2 weeks after what happened with Crocker. But don't worry sweets, Crocker had been caught and sentenced to life in solitary confinement with a needle up his you-know-what.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I-I-I-It's not the same..... *cries* Mr. Crocker hurt me deep inside my poor heart! *hugs Timmy*
 * Timmy (camly): *gets a tissue and tries wiping Bubbles' endless tears off her face* I know how you feel about your Uncle John, but It wasn't your fault. Things die. It's part of life. It's bad to kill.... but it's NOT bad to die.
 * Bubbles: *sobs cutely*
 * Timmy: But don't worry. We all have SOULS. Souls don't die.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): What are souls? Are they ghosts?!
 * Timmy (calmly): No Bubbles, souls are spirits inside people's bodies. Our souls go to a place in the sky called Heaven when we die, and we don't suffer anymore. Just feel happy that your Uncle is in Heaven not suffering anymore.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I'll try.... *sad gasps* But it's too hard and tough for me to put a smile on my face..... *sad gasps* all because my Uncle John is gone because of Mr. Crocker. *sad gasps and cries on Timmy*
 * Timmy: Awwww..... there, there, Bubbly Bunny, I'm sure you'll feel better someday. I'm sure that mailman, Tom Tipper would feel the same way.
 * Bubbles: Did poor little Tom Tipper cry for weeks because he can't deliver anymore?!
 * Timmy: No, that's silly Bubbles. Remember when Tom left his bike hanging on Percy's train, and the small engine accidentally wailed on his bike?
 * Bubbles (in a soft crying way): *sniff, sniff* I think I do. Can you please tell me about what the funny little train did to the little bike? Did Tom Tipper get fired?!
 * Timmy (calmly): Bubbles, calm down..... relax.... I'll tell you the story to try and cheer you up a little.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I hope so.... *sniff, sniff*
 * Timmy: Okay, Bubbles. Here goes. (blows whistle and "Mind That Bike" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "A New Friend for Thomas")
 * Bubbles: That story still couldn't cheer me up. *sobs on Timmy*
 * Timmy: I'm sorry, but that's all the good and happy stories I've got.
 * *phone rings*
 * Timmy: Bubbles, um. You mind getting that? I know how sad you are, but It might be the Professor on his way to take you home.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): T-T-That's because I'm too sad to fly. *sniff, sniff* *picks up the phone* Hello?
 * Voice on telephone: Hello, is this Bubbles Utonium?
 * Bubbles: W-W-Why yes, um, who's calling?
 * Voice on telephone: So you ARE Bubbles. You know who this is?
 * Bubbles: Who? Is this a joke? Who are you?!
 * Voice on phone: It's Derek Jeter.
 * Bubbles: OH MY!!!! D-D-Derek Jeter?! New York Yankees shortstop?! C-C-Calling me on the phone?! How did you find me on the phone?!
 * Derek Jeter (on the phone): Long story. But anyway, me and the rest of the team heard about your tragedy, which is also Dimmsdale's tragedy and for the rest of the country as well, and we are glad to try and help you cheer up. We are inviting you, your family, your boyfriend, and his familiy to the Stadium (referring to Yankee Stadium) tomorrow morning to meet us and spend time with us for the day, and we are letting you throw the ceremonial first pitch for Game 5 of the World Series tomorrow, because you will all be attending the game as well. And I have something special to give you tomorrow. I just sent a message to you and your boyfriend's parents via E-Mail so that they get the memo, so tomorrow morning, your biggest dream awaits you!
 * Bubbles: OH, BLESS YOU SO MUCH DEREK JETER!!!! Me and my Timmy bear will be there to meet you and spend the whole day with you at Yankee Stadium tomorrow!!!!
 * Derek Jeter (on the phone): And I'm also pumped up to spend the day with you, Bubbles. You're the best Powerpuff Girl in the world, and I really want you meet you myself. See you in the Bronx tomorrow.
 * Bubbles: Goodbye, Derek! Can't wait to see you tomorrow!
 * Derek Jeter (on the phone): Can't wait to see you too, Bubbles. Goodbye and feel better, Yankee-puff. *both hang up*
 * Bubbles: *faints in excitement*
 * Timmy (in his mind): I knew something like that would make a cutie-puff like her happy. *scene fades into Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, NY*

Trivia

 * The New York Yankees (mostly the Yankees shortstop #2 Derek Jeter) guest star in this episode.

Plot

 * Edd's uncle in NHL Hockey (principal owner of the New York Islanders) offers Edd and company a week of New York Islanders Hockey Traning Camp so they may play someday in NHL for the New York Islanders. Timmy was excited to be playing a favorite sport of his along with Ed, Kevin, Rudy, Buttercup and many more of the regular characters. Edd, however, preferred to play coach and Bubbles and Eduardo were afraid to play, but persevered anyway. Edd trains the two and Mr. Conductor tells stories about the engines on Sodor trying things they've never done before.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Better View for Gordon (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) A Proud Day for James (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Train Stops Play (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin (repeat)

Song

 * All Day Jam (Sung by Rudy and the Chalkzone Gang)

Trivia

 * This episode foreshadows the pads, New York Islanders Fantasy Crossover Edition Wiki (http://new-york-islanders-fantasy-crossover-edition.wikia.com/wiki/New_York_Islanders_vs._St._Louis_Blues_Fantasy_Crossover_Edition) and NY Islanders VS St. Blues Fantasy Edition wiki (http://ny-islanders-vs-st-blues-playoffs-fantasy-edition.wikia.com/wiki/NY_Islanders_vs%2C_St._Blues_Playoffs_Fantasy_Edition)

Plot

 * Timmy was excited about a trip to Il Volo's latest big concert and Ed, Edd, Bubbles, Mac, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Lisa and Jackie (who would also be the opening act to the concert) were joining him But they all had to be ready for Il Volo's tour bus to pick them up because it would be a long ride to get to where the concert was being held. While they prepare themselves and await their ride, Mr. Conductor tells stories about causes for when the engines were almost or running late.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Better Late Than Never (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Wrong Road (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Woolly Bear (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) A Bad Day for Harold (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) The Grand Opening (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * This Time (Sung by Il Volo)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Timmy and Bubbles sleeping in his bed and Ed and Edd sleeping in their sleeping bags all snoring.)
 * (Then Timmy's clock turned from 6:59 to 7:00 and the alarm went off.)
 * Timmy: Ah!
 * Edd: Oh my!!
 * Bubbles (in unison): Eeeeek!!!
 * Ed: Aliens are attacking!!!
 * Timmy: No, you idiot! It's just my clock!
 * (Timmy hits the alarm off)
 * (Timmy, Bubbles, Ed and Edd run downstairs to his living room where Lisa, Mac, The Chalkzone Gang and Jackie were sleeping)
 * Timmy: Guys, guys! Wake up!
 * (everyone awakes)
 * Rudy: What?! Wake up time already?!
 * Snap (tired): Just a few more minutes...
 * Timmy: Now, Snap! (throws off his blanket)
 * Snap: Sheesh! Alright!
 * Lisa: I'm up and at 'em, Timmy!
 * Penny: As am I.
 * Jackie: Same here.
 * Edd: There's so much to prepare for!
 * Timmy: And most of everyone's still in their pajamas!
 * (everyone else quarreling in unison)
 * Mac: Edd, Timmy, calm down. Il Volo said they'd come to pick us up at 8:00. An hour is plenty of time.
 * Timmy and Edd: An hour?!
 * Lisa: An hour isn't even enough time for everyone to shower!
 * Ed: No shower for Ed! Soap is evil!
 * Timmy: Oh, yes, shower for Ed! You'll reek up the entire concert! Now, UP those stairs!
 * (Ed groans sadly as he made his way to Timmy's bathroom)
 * Edd: I best go with him and see he gets cleaned and better yet so he does nothing destructive! (follows Ed)
 * (everyone quarreled as they packed, made snacks and picked up their blankets and pillows)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: What's all the racket?!
 * Timmy: Mr. Conductor. Thank goodness you're ready.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm always well prepared, Timmy.
 * Bubbles: Well, my poor, stressed Timmy Bear and Edd are in a big hurry!
 * Mac: Yeah, at least Bloo isn't coming with us. He'd moan that he was bored the entire trip and he's the last who would be ready.
 * Lisa: Bart's faster at getting ready and he doesn't even pack clean underwear! (laughs)
 * Edd (from in the bathroom washing Ed): Don't forget Eddy! Why, he'd never be here at this moment!
 * Timmy: Everyone! Quit wasting time! We need to be ready!
 * Mr. Conductor: Time's never wasted unless you use it wisely and carefully, Timmy. A lesson that Thomas and Bertie both learned the hard way. We've just enough time before Il Volo's bus gets here for me to tell you about it! (blows whistle and "Better Late Than Never" begins)

Plot

 * Carl felt sad because he was called names and disrespected on the Internet by Butch Pakovski and other kids. Jimmy understood how Carl felt and told him not to let what others on the internet say get to him, but Sheen encouraged Carl to talk smack back. Mr. Conductor shows up and informs Carl that some people on the internet were young and didn't know how to behave, understand others' feelings or show mannerisms. He also tells stories about the engines showing others how to improve their manners. In the end, Carl cheered up and was happy he had Jimmy, Sheen and new friends (such as Edd, Bubbles, Rudy, Lisa, etc.) that he knew from outside the internet who liked him and they joined Timmy and the regular gang for Frisbee.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Four Little Engines (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) You Can't Win! (George Carlin)
 * 3) Old Iron (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Bowled Out (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Little Engines

Plot

 * Ash is at the Pokemon Center where Pikachu's going through a paralyzation phase and his cheeks are frequently going off with electric sparks after an experience with Team Rocket. Mr. Conductor along with Timmy, Bubbles, Jackie, Edd, Rudy, Penny, Snap and Lisa come to cheer him up and assure him that Pikachu will be ok. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about when the engines on Sodor had accidents and were helped.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Predicament (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Horrid Lorry (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) Bye George! (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Time for Trouble (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Accidents Will Happen

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with the Pokemon Center where Nurse Joy waved goodbye to a trainer and moments later Ash came running in with Pikachu in his arms)
 * Ash: Nurse Joy! I need help! Fast!
 * Nurse Joy: What is it?!
 * Ash: Pikachu and I just had an encounter with Team Rocket. Pikachu and I managed to beat them, but because he was on a giant magnet, he's going through a bad phase.
 * Pikachu (moaning as sparks go off on his cheeks): Piiikaaa...
 * Nurse Joy: Oh dear! I'll have him taken care of right away.
 * (Then Chansey came with a stretcher bed on wheels and took Pikachu to the back of the center.)
 * Ash (to himself): Pikachu, please be all right.
 * (Then Mr. Conductor appeared)
 * Mr. Conductor: Is Pikachu gonna be ok, Ash?
 * Ash: I hope so, Mr. Conductor. At least you didn't get hurt back there.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thanks, Ash. I could've used my magic to help free Pikachu, but so many sparks were flying, it made me nervous. Anyway, I've brought some of my friends to cheer you up.
 * (Then Edd, Timmy, Bubbles, Lisa, The Chalkzone Gang and Jackie entered the Center.)
 * Timmy: Hey, Ash, real bummer about Pikachu.
 * Snap: That poor yellow bucko...
 * Edd: Dear, Ash, I sympathize with Pikachu's suffering as well as your concern and I'm sure you'd do the same for me.
 * Ash: I know I would.
 * Bubbles: Poor little Pikachu! I know what it's like to be hurt and in the hospital. (referring to "Clean Up On Aisle Ed.") But I think Pikachu's having it worse! *cries*
 * Lisa: I bought this for Pikachu, Ash. (Hands him a Teddiursa bear with a pokeball on its chest and it was holding balloons saying "Get Well Soon.")
 * Ash: Gee...(tearing up)...Thanks...(closes his eyes as tears went down his cheeks.)
 * Jackie (holding Ash's hand and rubbing his back): Awww...don't cry, Ash. I've heard all of what Pikachu's been through. He'll be fine.
 * Rudy: Yeah, Ash, why don't you go see how he's doing?
 * Ash: I should...
 * Penny: But you must wait until the Nurse can say when you can come see him.
 * Snap: Say, Mr. C, maybe you could tell our buddy some stories. You know, boost his spirits?
 * Ash: From Sodor? I guess I could hear a few.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Ash, the engines on Sodor have accidents often, but they're always all right in the end. Percy's been through plenty himself. Let me tell you about one of them and how he ended up in an awful predicament. (Blows whistle and "Percy's Predicament" begins)

Plot

 * Timmy, Bubbles, The Eds, Bart, Lisa, The Chalkzone Gang, Mac, Bloo, Jackie and Chicken attend a New York Mets game inside Citi Field sitting at lower first base side. (Game 1 of the NLDS vs. the Philadelphia Phillies) The Mets and the Phillies were tied 3-3 in the bottom of the ninth inning with no one on base and 1 out. #5 David Wright (Mets) tried running out a chopper to 2nd base, which was fielded by Phillies 2nd baseman, #26 Chase Utley. #5 David Wright was called OUT at first when he was REALLY safe. Wright protested the call and confronted 1st base umpire, Darryl Cousins and got tossed for arguing with an umpire. NY Mets manager, Bobby Valentine (former Mets manager also got ejected and he kicked dirt at Darryl Cousins and threw his hat on the ground. #31 Mike Piazza (retired Mets catcher) hit a walkoff home run to win the game. The gang waited for the crowd to leave to avoid traffic. While exiting the stadium, they run into Mets 3rd baseman #5 David Wright. They tried talking the Mets' 3rd baseman out of his dilemma with the bad call at 1st base. Timmy also assists Wright by telling stories about confrontations on Sodor. After that, #5 David Wright became great friends with the gang, and they decided to buy season tickets to the Mets every single year to see their new friend.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel Does It Again (repeat)
 * 2) Bill, Ben and Fergus (repeat)
 * 3) Bulls' Eyes (repeat)
 * 4) Middle Engine (repeat)
 * 5) The Diseasel (repeat)

Song

 * Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside Citi Field with the gang watching the game)
 * Timmy: This is the most exciting game of the whole year. This is the playoffs, baby!!!!
 * Bubbles: I'm glad we chose this for our date spot tonight, Timmy.
 * Timmy: It would be a date if a bunch of friends didn't tag along!
 * Edd: Never you mind us, Timmy and Bubbles.
 * Penny: Yes. You two are welcome to treat today as though it were one of your usual dates.
 * Snap: As long as you keep the mushy stuff separate!
 * Rudy: SNAP! Well, I don't blame you for getting grossed out, but better them than my parents.
 * Ed: I love Phillys! Especially on bread with LOTS OF CHEESE!!!!
 * Eddy: No, not the food type, you idiot! The Phillies are a team, Frankenstein!
 * Ed: Says yooouu.
 * Eddy: Just watch the game, Lumpy!
 * Mets P.A Announcer: Now batting for your Mets, 3rd baseman, #5, David Wright. *crowd cheers*
 * Timmy: C'mon, Wright!!!! HIT ONE OUTTA THE PARK!!!!
 * (later in the pitch count)
 * John Miller (ESPN): The 2-2 pitch *crack!* is a chopper to 2nd, gonna be a tough play for Chase Utley! Utley fields to 1st and the throw.... *crowd gasps angrily and boos loudly* GETS HIM!!!! David Wright is out at first and he is NOT liking the call! *scene cuts to the stands*
 * (Crowd boos loudly in unison)
 * Eddy: COME ON!!!! HE WAS IN THERE!!!!
 * Bart: ARE YOU BLIND UMP?!!!!
 * Timmy: *sees David Wright getting ejected from the game* AH MAN, WRIGHT GOT EJECTED!!!! BOOOOO!!!!!!
 * Mac and Bloo: *boos*
 * scene cuts to ESPN telecast*
 * John Miller (ESPN): And Wright has been tossed! And look at Bobby Valentine, he gets tossed as well!!!! Just look at him kick dirt at Darryl Cousins!
 * Joe Morgan (ESPN): Wright didn't like the call, especially Bobby Valentine and the Mets fans, they are enraged right now. *scene cuts back to the field where #31 Mike Piazza is introduced*
 * Bubbles: How could David Wright be out at first and thrown out of the game?! *tears up and lips quiver* He-he homered in the first inning! *cries* Now we won't win!!!!
 * Timmy: Awwww.... don't cry over spilled milk, Bubbles. We still got #31 Mike Piazza to help us win, after all he IS the Mets!!!!! C'MON MIKEY!!!!!
 * John Miller (ESPN) Mike Piazza will come to the plate with 2 outs and no one on base. Jonathan Papelbon for the Philadelphia Phillies is at the belt, and deals... there's a strike and the count 0-1.
 * Bubbles: Oh no! 1 strike!
 * Timmy: Relax Bubbles, it's only 1 strike and we're in a tie game in the 9th inning.
 * Rudy: HIT THE BALL ALREADY!!!!
 * Eddy (in unison to Rudy): C'MON!!!! MY NOSE RUNS FASTER!!!!
 * Edd: Uh, wrong expression, Eddy.
 * Eddy: Whatever!
 * Bubbles (shivering): PLEASE.... we NEED to win--!
 * Mike Piazza: *crack!*
 * (crowd roars loudly in unison)
 * Bubbles: *screams excitedly*
 * Timmy: *in unison to Bubbles screaming* AAAAAHHHH!!!!! C'MON!!!! GET OUT!!!! GET OUT!!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!!! *cheers loudly with Bubbles and the crowd (jumping up and down in unison) and hugs an excited Bubbles tightly and lifts her in a hugging way*
 * John Miller (ESPN): Piazza drives it to deep left field! Forget about it, that one is headed for New Jersey!!!! HIGH into the Party City seats! The New York Mets win Game 1 of the NLDS after a walk-off homer by Mike Piazza!!!!

Trivia

 * New York Mets 3rd baseman #5 David Wright guest stars as the main character in this episode.

Plot

 * Percy has no driver because his driver and fireman found new jobs. Sir Topham Hatt found it hard to find a new driver and told Percy if he can't find a driver for him that day, the small engine will have to be scrapped. Percy shudders in fear and becomes sad and alone in the sheds. Edd and Lisa arrive to Tidmouth Sheds (looking for a job) and introduce themselves to the green engine. Percy told them what Sir Topham Hatt said and Edd and Lisa felt terrible for Percy and tried thinking of ways to save him from scrap. Percy tells stories about close calls and heroism on the Island Of Sodor to give Edd and Lisa some advice. After the last story, Sir Topham Hatt arrives to see Percy and spots Edd and Lisa by the green engine. Edd and Lisa ask Sir Topham Hatt for the job to become Percy's driver and fireman and accepts their job requests. Percy felt so relieved that he decided to play the song "Anchor Me" by The Tenors, who were his friends from Canada.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 2) Saved From Scrap (Ringo Starr) (repeat)
 * 3) Heroes (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 4) Stepney Gets Lost (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 5) A Close Shave For Duck (Ringo Starr) (repeat)

Song

 * Anchor Me (Sung by The Tenors)

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd and Lisa walking)
 * Edd: Isn't the Island of Sodor wonderful, Lisa?
 * Lisa: It is, Eddward. I can't believe you've been here before and you know all the engines and the road vehicles from Mr. Conductor's stories, and I didn't know the engines spoke British. (After overhearing the engines' ambiance on a hillside)
 * Edd: Thank you, Lisa. And it is rather a unique change to see Mr. Conductor in regular adult size. A shame he was too busy at Shining Time Station to come with us today, but I've excellent knowledge on where everything is.
 * Lisa: Say, there's Tidmouth Sheds. Is that Percy?
 * Edd: Indeed it is, Lisa. He looks upset.
 * (They both approach him)
 * Edd: Percy?
 * Percy (nervous): Oh, hi Edd. Who's your friend?
 * Lisa: I'm Lisa Simpson. Your friend, Mr. Conductor told me all about you and your friends. What's the matter little big guy?
 * Percy: My driver and fireman found new jobs. Sir Topham Hatt says if he can't find me replacements, he'll scrap me!
 * Edd: Oh my!
 * Lisa: He can't do that! He shouldn't do that!
 * Edd: Indeed, Lisa. Percy, you're one of Sir Topham Hatt's most useful engnes as he's said so himself.
 * Percy: Bless you, Edd.
 * Edd: You know, Percy, I had a job back in the United States working at a restaurant called The Krusty Krab. After Mr. Krabs-- oh! that's my boss, retired from that eating establishment, an extremely ridiculous creature known as the Red Guy took over and horribly mistreated me and Spongebob and pushed us too hard. The Red Guy even called me a lady! No disrespect intended, Lisa. Anyway, me and Spongebob quit the job and I came here with Lisa searching for employment while Spongebob applied and received a job at McSpanky's in Retroville.
 * Lisa: It's a shame to see Mr. Krabs retire, Edd. He was such an intelligent crab.
 * Percy: But crabs don't have tires!
 * Edd: Re-tired, Percy. Mr. Krabs left the business. Not only that, but Lisa and I had a short-lived job tutoring students at Springfield Elementary for free, but we're in need of a salary job-that's paying-so, here we are. However, I just hope we think of some ways to save your life.
 * Percy: Well, we engines have rescued each other from certain doom at times. Like when Douglas rescued Oliver. (peeps on his whistle and "Escape!" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Percy: If Oliver can count on Douglas to rescue him, then I should know I can rely on you two.
 * Lisa: You can rely on us, Percy.

Quote 2

 * (After "A Close Shave For Duck")
 * Lisa: Well that was definitely a close shave for Duck. That move saved him and James for sure.
 * Percy: And I was there when Duck returned.
 * (Sir. Topham Hatt arrives in his car and exits the vehicle)
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: As you know Percy, I still can't find a driver for you. So in an hour, I will have to send Bill and Ben to fetch you and take you to the scrapyards so that you will be melted down and used again as something else.
 * Percy: *shudders in fear* NO! PLEASE, SIR! I want to live and pull trains!!!!
 * Lisa: *to Edd* Oh, no! What are we gonna do?!
 * Edd: I've just the plan to save Percy. C'mon! *runs with Lisa and shields Percy* Please Mr. Hatt, Sir! You mustn't scrap this poor defenseless steam-powered locomotive.
 * Lisa: Percy is too fragile!
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: What are you doing 'ere, you two? Who are you?
 * Percy: Oh, Sir! These are my two new friends from the United States, Lisa and Eddward. I already know Eddward, and I just met Lisa for the first time.
 * Edd: Pleasure to meet you, Sir.
 * Lisa: Hello.
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: Pleasure to meet you two. *gives both of them handshakes*
 * Edd: Lisa and I just moved here to the Island Of Sodor looking for a job. I just quit my first job after my boss, Mr. Krabs went into retirement and replaced by a very insane Red Guy. The new boss didn't treat me and Spongebob with respect, so we both quit, although Spongebob got upset and cried. *puts hand on Lisa's shoulder* Me along with my best friend, Lisa Simpson were searching for employment around this marvelous place suggested by our dear friend, Mr. Conductor who couldn't be here today, when Percy told us that he had no driver and fireman.
 * Percy: It was kind of Mr. Conductor to bring these hardworking children here.
 * Lisa: And we both could definitely manage and handle a steam powered locomotive.
 * Edd: Could we please have the job to work with Percy?
 * Percy: PLEASE! Please, Sir!


 * Sir Topham Hatt: *sighs happily* Yes, I'm hiring both of you to work with Percy because you are heroic youngsters.


 * *Lisa and Edd jump, cheer and hug each other*


 * Percy: I'm saved!!!!
 * Edd: *shakes Sir. Topham Hatt's hand rapidly* Oh, me and Lisa can't thank you enough Mr. Hatt!
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: Now, please... call me Sir.
 * Lisa: Okay um.... Sir.
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: That's much better.
 * Percy: Thank you so much Eddward and Lisa! I love you two so much, I can't thank you two enough for saving my life! How could I ever repay both of you?
 * Lisa: A song would be nice.
 * Percy: And I've just the song! They're from my friends.... the Canadian Tenors! (Peeps on his whistle and "Anchor Me" begins)

Trivia

 * Since Percy speaks with a British accent, Ringo Starr and Michael Angelis tell the stories as Percy "story voice".
 * Percy talks with a youthful voice. (Thomas & The Magic Railroad)
 * Percy peeps on his own whistle to tell the stories and the song.
 * The reason why Edd is looking for the job is because Mr. Krabs retired and was replaced by the Red Guy from Cow & Chicken.
 * The song "Anchor Me" comes from the PBS Special "The Tenors: Lead With Your Heart".

Plot

 * Squidward, Eddy, Ed, Snap and Chicken spend the night sleeping outside in two separate tents, but the 2014 Formula 1 drivers were qualifying their open-wheel cars on the new street-track many blocks away in the distance for the Peach Creek Grand Prix the next evening, giving the gang a hard time sleeping. The screaming of the F1 engines in the distance echoed around the cul-de-sac and annoyed Squidward and Eddy. Mr. Conductor, who was spending the night with them as well tells them stories about noise on the Island of Sodor. In the end, F1 qualifying had ended, the noise stopped, Chicken (who he and Snap had tickets for the event) received a text message from the F1 app that Lewis Hamiltion (UK) was on pole position for the grand prix, and everyone decided to rest at last.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Whistles and Sneezes (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Edward's Brass Band (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) The Fogman (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Faulty Whistles (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Night Train

Quote 1

 * *hearing the F1 cars screaming in the distance*
 * Squidward (annoyed): Uggghhh.... I can't take this buzzing anymore.... can they at least lower the volume please?!
 * Eddy: *growls* I can't take this stupid noise! It sounds like a huge swarm of angry mosquitos!
 * Snap: Mosquitos don't even buzz that loud epecially in a huge swarm!
 * Eddy: Same thing! HMPH!
 * Ed: Hey, let's make a pie and hit me with it!
 * Squidward: Why did Snap and Chicken even decide to camp out by a hornet's nest anyway?! HMPH!
 * Chicken: Don't youse worry, guys, I'm keeping track of the qualifying session on my phone using my F1 Premium app, because me and Snap are gettin' up early tomorrow to enjoy the sights and sounds and meet the F1 drivers before the evening's Grand Prix cause after all, we do have tickets and pit-passes.
 * Snap: Yeah you heard the bird, that's why me and Chicken decided to camp out.
 * Chicken: Unfortunately youse guys barged in, joined us and crashed this party by complaining about the noise of the F1 qualifying session.
 * Eddy: First of all, I don't care what you say about F1, Chicken. Second of all, I can't believe they renovated and widened all the roads and intersections in Peach Creek, made more stupid highways and built a stupid gigantic garage, walls, barriers, and lousy grandstands that I would call "Section Snoresville"! I hope F1 moves this stupid track somewhere else in Peach Creek so that I can get a huge chunk of beauty sleep. All I want to do is sleep here and not have puny squirts of racecars I'm no fan of buzz around in the distance! HMPH!
 * Chicken: Aw, get a grip, Eddy! First of all, the walls and barriers are only temporary 'cuz starting every year they gonna have the Peach Creek Grand Prix, second of all, I'm keeping track of the qualifying session on my phone for YOUSE so that youse could quit whining and go to sleep, and third of all, the Candy Store where youse and your other Eds buy jawbreakers is part of the street-course comin' off Turn 19, a right-hander.
 * Eddy: You mean the candy store is on the stupid course?! Great! I have 75 cents which is enough for 3 jawbreakers, and I can't even get to the candy store this weekend because stupid puny F1 cars are gonna get in my way and flatten me like a stupid pancake!
 * Ed: Can I put syrup on mine?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed. *puts pillow on his head, still hearing the cars*
 * (Mr. Conductor in his racecar pajamas appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well that sound of F1 cars is music to my ears!
 * Eddy (in his pillow): Not mine! They sound like trapped cats and angry mosquitoes!
 * Squidward: Yeah, and I thought Spongebob and Patrick were annoying! At least Spongebob found a new home in Retroville, (referring to Edd's mention of Spongebob receiving a job at McSpanky's in "Ain't Easy Being Green.") but with Patrick still living next door, he and Spongebob, thanks to Sandy, now video chat each other. His loud enough laughing drives me nuts!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well at least this noise is the noise of competition. After all, it wasn't a noise of competition when Gordon insulted Henry and had a bad outcome.
 * Ed: Did the big choo-choo fall into a ditch of gravy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Not exactly, Ed. But Gordon did create a lot of noise. Let me tell you all about it. (Blows whistle and "Whistles & Sneezes" begins)

Trivia

 * The entire city of Peach Creek (except the cul-de-sac) had been newly renovated in this episode.
 * The Peach Creek street-track is a parody of the Marina Bay Street Circuit in Singapore.
 * This is the the Peach Creek track shape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qYwC2qov44
 * This is the Peach Creek track shape in race mode (with formation lap at the beginning) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3RjGV-ewRg

Plot

 * When Eddy learns about how much money people can make from videos on the internet he enlists Ed to gather a cast and crew to make a big movie on the internet. Timmy, Bart, The Chalkzone Gang, Squidward, Sandy, Cow, Chicken, the Powerpuff Girls and Kevin (who appears at some point later in the episode) show up to help him create something successful. However, Buttercup knew Eddy would never make something successful and Squidward thought making internet videos was a waste of time, but others were in it for the fun. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories to inspire ideas. After the last story (while deciding on film soundrack) there was a knock at the door, and when Squidward opened Eddy's bedroom door, came legendary drama-film soundtrack composer, Ennio Morricone (85 years old). Morricone told the gang (with Bubbles, Blossom, Penny, and Timmy interpreting) that he heard of the new film they were making, so he decided to invite them into the recording studio to conduct "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso" (Main Theme & Love Theme) to ask Eddy if he would like to use some of his greatest film scores in his movie. Surpringly, Eddy agreed after hearing "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso", and he and the maestro agreed to the terms.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tender Engines (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Kelly's Windy Day (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Snow (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Main Theme & Love Theme from "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso" (conducted by Ennio Morricone)

Quote 1

 * (The episode opens with Eddy and Ed on Eddy's parents' computer)
 * Eddy: Whoa-ho-ho! Look at these videos!
 * Ed: Where?! I do not see a VCR, Eddy.
 * Eddy: They were filmed videos before put on the web, Lummox. But these people must be LOADED! That should be us! We could be big web stars! Fame! Money! Jawbreakers!
 * Ed: And no baths?!
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed. (Then Eddy made and ran off copies of a poster reading "Be A Star! Come to the Lane to Find Out How at 2:00). Post these all over the cul-de-sac, Lumpy! And don't mess this up! I wouldn't even ask you to do it if we still had Sockhead!
 * Ed: Can do, Eddy! As I will achieve greatness! (Ran out the front door with the posters)
 * (Later...)
 * Rudy: Anyone know what these posters are trying to promote?
 * Buttercup: It clearly says "Be A Star!" We must have an opportunity to audition for a big movie. A low-budget movie at that...
 * Blossom: We best be cautious. Remember the last time we were in a movie? (reference to Powerpuff Girls Episode, "Flim Flam")
 * Bubbles: I think it'll be fun and different this time!
 * Timmy: Yeah, as long as this movie or whatever we're auditioning for doesn't destroy anyone's reputation.(reference to Fairly Odd Parents episode, "Lights! Camera! Adam!")
 * Bart: And as long as the stars get a good sleep schedule. (reference to The Simpsons Episode, "Radioactive Man")
 * Snap: Well, as long as there's a big part for me, I'm in!
 * Chicken: Same here's!
 * Cow: Oh! I just adore plays! The thought of being in a movie is so much more exciting! (moos)
 * Sandy: Sure hope there's action in this, Because I'm the key to where it all begins!
 * Squidward: How did I get dragged into this one?
 * Penny: If casting isn't your cup of tea, Mr. Squidward, there's always crew such as lighting, effects, make-up artist...
 * Squidward: Make-up artist?! Say no more, The Ar-TEEST is here.
 * Eddy: You're all here!
 * Ed: Hello, fellow stars!
 * (Everyone but Ed and Eddy groan)
 * Buttercup: I knew it was a scam!
 * Eddy: Everyone, relax! While my other scams usually fail-
 * Squidward: More like backfire! (laughs)
 * Sandy: Hush, Squiddy!
 * Squidward: (grumbles under his breath)
 * Eddy: This one is a guaranteed success!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears dressed as a movie director with a camera)
 * Mr. Conductor: Go on. Don't stop. Keep going. I'm making a movie. With all this talk about movies, I thought I'd make one myself.
 * Chicken: Well, Mr. C, you've arrived in time for a movie hoax!
 * Snap: Yeah, Mr. Sees-Money-On-Whatever-he-thinks-he-can-earn-from is taking an attempt to make a movie himself!
 * Eddy: What Moi? But look at you (makes camera hand with his hands) this is a great cast and crew! Everyone just has to take turns so everyone is in it! Just don't hog screen time for the star. That's me!
 * Penny: Eddy, I believe if you want a redeeming cast and crew, you will have to hold back on your ego.
 * Mr. Conductor: Penny's right, Eddy. And if I were you I wouldn't count my chickens before they're hatched.
 * Ed: Chickens!
 * Squidward: Oh, puh-lease!
 * Chicken: Hey, I'm right heres youse know!
 * Eddy: Cut me some slack. All we need is careful filming and planning and I-! I mean, WE'LL...BE RICH!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, good luck, Eddy, but I must say, all this reminds me of Thomas' friend, Henry. Let me tell you what happened. (blows whistle and "Tender Engines" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Knock on Eddy's door)
 * Eddy: Get that, somebody! I can't show my face to the world ever again 'cuz I'll never be a success!
 * (Squidward answers)
 * Ennio [translated to english] Excuse me?
 * Squidward: *gasp* Ennio Morricone! You're one of my favorite composers!
 * Blossom (in Italian): I've heard many of your compositions too! It's a pleasure, sir!
 * Timmy [interpreting]: "Bubbles and I are big fans, Mr. Morricone."
 * Eddy: What?! Another celebrity I've never heard of?!
 * Blossom: Eddy, please mind your manners.
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Sandy: So Ennio, why did'cha come here for?
 * *Bubbles interpretes*
 * Ennio Morricone (in Italian): I was on an internet film search to reuse 2 of my most remarkable film scores when I found out this movie you completed and are looking for a soundtrack for your film. I-I-I was going to ask you if you would like to borrow my themes for your movie.
 * Blossom (in Italian): You can sure use our film!
 * Eddy: WHAT?! What kind of Italian jerk would want to compose lousy music for me?!
 * Timmy: First of all Eddy, I'm NOT interpreting what you said to Ennio Morricone, and second of all, Ennio Morricone is doing us and mostly you a favor.
 * Eddy: What kind of favor are you talking about?
 * *scene fades to Ennio Morricone with the Roma Sinfonietta Orchestra and the gang inside the Peach Creek recording studio*
 * Eddy: I'll bet it's not music that'll make me sleep!
 * Penny: Eddy, you need to give maestro Morricone a chance to show you his compositions.
 * Kevin: Yeah don't be such a buzzkill, Dorky.
 * Ed: Like tarantulas?
 * Eddy: Will you ever turn off, Ed?!
 * Ed: *glomps Eddy's mouth shut* Shush, the concert is about to start, Eddy.
 * Eddy (muffled): It's a stupid recording, Lumpy.
 * *Ennio Morricone takes it to the conductor's spot and begins the Main Theme from "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso*
 * Ennio Morricone conducts the Love Theme from "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso"*
 * Bubbles (in the middle of the "Love Theme" / in her mind): *tears up* Ohhhh..... I-I-I'm getting the chills.... *sobs to herself*
 * violin part plays in the last few measures of the "Love Theme"*
 * Eddy (softly to himself): Man.... this guy's good. I shouldn't have doubted the guy.
 * *"Ennio Morricone finishes conducting the Love Theme from "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso"*
 * Eddy: Ennio! You are so my new music hero!
 * Ed: But he doesn't have a cape, Eddy.
 * Squidward: Oh, brother...
 * Ennio (in Italian): Thank you for a change of heart, Eddy.
 * *Bubbles interpretes*
 * Eddy: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I so want your music in my movie now!
 * Cow: Oh, It's as beautiful as when Jackie performed it on screen! (referring to "The Young and the Older")

Trivia

 * Legendary Italian composer/conductor, Ennio Morricone guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Buttercup becomes tired of wearing a green dress with stockings due to her tomboy nature. She decides to try a new attire in which she has Squidward, Eddy, Ed and Bart assist her in sprucing up her wardrobe. Blossom and Bubbles tell her she shouldn't change and that her dress is part of their team uniforms. Mr. Conductor also assures her that change isn't always good or necessary and that some things are best left the way they are. He also tells stories from Sodor to help make up her mind.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) On Site with Thomas (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Double Trouble [S2] (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Mind That Bike (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Thomas and the Rumors (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Oliver the Snow Engine (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Signal in the Sky

Trivia

 * NASCAR legend #18 Bobby Labonte guest stars in this episode.
 * Bobby Labonte inspired Buttercup about the color green because his #18 Interstate Batteries Pontiac (2000 version) was green.

Plot

 * Eddy, Ed and Snap get overly excited when they win a tour to the world famous jawbreaker factory and discuss their plans too soon. Mr. Conductor appears and warns them not to count their chickens. He also teaches them with stories about eagerness on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Special Letter (George Carlin)
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) A Big Day for Thomas (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Percy Runs Away (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) James and the Queen of Sodor (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Gone Fishing (repeat)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Ed. Eddy, and Snap inside Ed's room, checking the mail)
 * Eddy: C'mon Lumpy, I've already looked through your stupid pen-pal letters! (sarcastically) Oh, look.... an electric bill! Hmph! I hope Sarah the little spoiled brat pays it this time. Snap, did you find anything?
 * Snap: Nope! Not one special letter.
 * Ed: I found something, guys!
 * Eddy: Ooh! Give it to me Lumpy!!!! Come to papa!!!!
 * Eddy: *gasps excitedly after reading letter* We've won!!!!! We're in jawbreaker heaven!!!!!
 * Snap: Tell me we won that trip to the world famous jawbreaker factory!!!!
 * Eddy: We did! WHOOOOO!!!!!
 * Ed: Jawbreakers!!!!! *laughs*
 * Snap: I hope they allow us in the plant!
 * Eddy: And I hope they give us free jawbreakers!
 * Ed: Like car insurance?!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't tell me I missed the jawbreaker factory notice.
 * Eddy: Well we already did and we're going for sure!
 * Ed: Can you come with us, Mr. C?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd love to attend but sadly I have to babysit Bella for Timmy that day. Plus, I wouldn't get too excited and confident, guys.
 * Eddy: What do you mean "don't get too excited", Mr. Confronter?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, getting overly excited and eager would mostly get you nowhere. Just look what happened to Thomas when he got a letter and became overly-excited.
 * Eddy: Let me guess, he didn't win a trip to a jawbreaker factory, Right?
 * Ed: Do engines run on roads, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Certainly not, Eds. But Thomas did go off the rails. Let me tell you 3 about it. (Blows whistle and "Thomas & The Special Letter" begins)

Trivia

 * This is Mr. Conductor's (George Carlin's) last appearance in the series.

Plot

 * Timmy and Bubbles spend a night in sleeping bags under the stars. Timmy tells Thomas Stories of Bubbles' choice, They also discuss Timmy's troubles with Trixie and his other problems in Dimmsdale as well as their plans to get married.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby Had a Little Lamb (repeat)
 * 2) A Cow on the Line (repeat)
 * 3) Alfie Has Kittens (repeat)
 * 4) Make Someone Happy (repeat)
 * 5) Happy Ever After (repeat)

Song

 * Luz De Luna (by Los Temerarios)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Timmy and Bubbles lying down inside their sleeping bags on flat land at night laying under the moon and the stars)
 * Bubbles: Isn't the night beautiful, Timmy Bear?
 * Timmy: I sure know it, Bubbly Bunny
 * Bubbles: Your tank-tops you sleep in are so cute, Timmykins.
 * Timmy: And your blue gown looks epically beautiful like your eyes.
 * Bubbles: (giggles) You're my first real boyfriend.
 * Timmy: And your only boyfriend, right?
 * Bubbles: Of course! *giggles* Even Ms. Keane, The Professor and my sisters are loyal to you. (In reference to "Cheer Up, Bubbly")
 * Timmy: I've met lots of girls who have turned me down like Trixie, but you, in comparison to all of them, are an angel.
 * Bubbles: *blushes* You know just what to say to take your girl's breath away.
 * Timmy: And I know just the way to please you tonight. What shall your Thomas Story picks be tonight, dear?
 * Bubbles: Oh! Oh! What about the one with the cute little sheep?!
 * Timmy: Anything for you, my Bubbly Bunny. (reaches into his pocket for his whistle). Enjoy, my dear! (blows whistle and "Toby Had a Little Lamb" begins)

Quote 3

 * (After "Happy Ever After")
 * Timmy: *yawns* Well, I think we should head off to sleep.
 * Bubbles: (cutely) Awwww... Timmy...
 * Timmy: *yawns*
 * Bubbles slowly flies into Timmy's sleeping bag and begins cuddling with him*
 * ("Luz De Luna" slowly fades in in unison to Bubbles entering Timmy's sleeping bag)
 * Timmy: *opens his eyes* Awwww..... Bubbles, I didn't know you can fit into my sleeping bag with me. Your skin feels warm and soft... ahhh.... and your breath smells like fresh blueberries.
 * Bubbles: *giggles*
 * Timmy: It's a shame Trixie never liked or appreciated me the way you do. She would always call on her deputies (referring to Tad and Chad), that big "security guy" who'd send me and my friends flying into garbage pails in the cafeteria, or do anything to get me far away from her distance. I didn't know what I was gonna do...
 * Bubbles (while cuddling with Timmy): (cutely & softly) Shhh...shhhh....shhh...shhh.... (calmly) Timmy, don't believe Trixie. To tell you the truth, Timmy, you're the very first boy I ever liked who wasn't a bad guy. (referring to Boomer) Trixie was a big and painfully beautiful stinker. She judged you by the fact you weren't rich or popular and because of the size of your tooth.
 * Timmy: Yeah, what's up with that?! My tooth is big, but it's no giant! And how did you judge me?
 * Bubbles: *puts hand on Timmy's heart* I judged you from here.... and that's why you're safe with me,Timmypie. *slowly wraps her arms around Timmy and slowly & softly kisses Timmy on the cheek* By the way, there's nothing wrong with the size of your tooth. To me, it's unique which they call unique, beautiful. (While nuzzling Timmy's cheek) You always treated me like I was your cute little pet and I loved you like the couple we were destined to be. I just hope that I could spend time and be with you forever. (Slowly kisses Timmy on the cheek)
 * Timmy (while cuddling with Bubbles): I thought the same, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles (while cuddling Timmy): *gasps cutely* (sweetly) you did?
 * Timmy: I actually did. Bubbles may I ask you a question?
 * Bubbles: (softly) Awww.....
 * Timmy: Bubbles.... will you.... *Bubbles softly covers his mouth*
 * Bubbles: Yes, Timmy. * put right hand on her heart and tears up* I love you like a brother! (voice cracks in the end) *wraps arms around Timmy and kisses him on the lips*
 * Bubbles' heart inside her skin glows brightly blue, and beats on Timmy's stomach where Timmy can feel it beat*
 * Timmy (to himself while kissing Bubbles on the lips): Man I feel her heart pumping in my stomach, and I actually see it glowing blue. She really LOVES me. Guess Bubbles knew what I was gonna say. This is definitely a night to remember. I finally get to marry my love, Bubbles (in reference to (Thomas And The Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition)).
 * Timmy (while cuddling): I love you Bubbles.
 * Bubbles (while cuddling): I love you, my adorable little Timmy. *giggles*
 * Timmy (while cuddling): Hey Bubbles, can we get my friend, NYPD officer Robert Barone (from "Everybody Loves Raymond") and his crew to arrest Trixie's so-called "security guards" to teach Trixie and the rich kids a lesson even though I'll never be in school anymore?
 * Bubbles: *giggles sweetly* You're the best, Timmy....
 * (Song and episode end with Timmy and Bubbles cuddling inside Timmy's sleeping bag)

Trivia

 * In this episode, Timmy was wearing a tank-top, and Bubbles was wearing a gown inside their sleeping bags.

Plot

 * Jackie and Edd were in Edd's house on the Island Of Sodor that night sitting on Edd's bed. Edd tried confessing his problems in the cul-de-sac and his prison escape to Jackie. Jackie deeply understood his feelings and comforted him. Edd shows gratitude and Jackie stories (using a Thomas Story whistle given as a gift by Timmy, which was an extra story-whistle Timmy had in the signalhouse) of her choice. After the last story, Jackie then helped Edd sort out his problems with the Kanker Sisters. Jackie tries comforting him again and tries confessing her strong love and feelings for him. Edd felt touched and proposed to Jackie. Jackie teared up feeling touched and performed "Open Fields Of Grace" in bed and cuddled with him, sleeping with him for the very first time.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) What's the Matter with Henry? (repeat)
 * 2) Jack Jumps In (repeat)
 * 3) A Friend in Need (repeat)
 * 4) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (repeat)
 * 5) You Can't Win! (repeat)

Song

 * Open Fields Of Grace (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode Opens with the moon setting over Sodor and the engines worked their night jobs)
 * (Then the scene faded and the camera zoomed in on a house then we see Edd and Jackie through the window and the camera faded further until the room of the house was completely shown)
 * Edd: I thought I'd never be seeing you here on Sodor, Jackie.
 * Jackie: I was lucky I was touring the Island of Sodor as one of my concert spots. The engines are very nice.
 * Edd: I concur, my dear. As long as you stay away from those belligerent diesels. Of course, I don't mean every diesel, but I've heard stories about a vicious diesel who is the most horrendous of them all. Heaven knows I may or not meet this particular diesel. (foreshadowing Diesel 10 in Thomas and the Magic Railroad Fantasy Crossover Edition)
 * Jackie: How did you manage to afford this nice house?
 * Edd: Well, Jackie, Sir Topham Hatt allowed me to rent this house for a full year absolutely free of charge and by next year, I am to renew it for another year with all the money I make. Hoo! I have to save so much. Luckily, I don't spend it on wants, rather I spend it on needs.
 * Jackie: What about jawbreakers?
 * Edd: I adore jawbreakers, but unlike Eddy and Ed, it takes more than a jawbreaker to hook me. And speaking of which, it's nice to have someone I can trust to discuss my troubles from Peach Creek.
 * Jackie: Someone to trust? As in...me?
 * Edd: Who else would I exchange personal information with my dear Jackie? (places his hand over hers)
 * (The two smiled at each other)
 * Edd: Why, this reminds me of Henry's events of his unwell state.
 * Jackie: I've never heard that one. I wish Mr. Conductor or Timmy were here to tell us it.
 * Edd: I wouldn't lower my expectations just yet, dear. (reaches into his pocket and pulls out a silver whistle)
 * Jackie: *soft gasp* You have a whistle now too?
 * Edd: Indeed, my sweet pet. Timmy gave it to me a present to welcome me to my new home on Sodor. I use it, should I remind the engines of their events to help them with a situation or conflict. Well, my lady? Care to here of Henry's unwell state?
 * Jackie: Yes. I hope he came out okay this time.
 * Edd: You'll know soon enough. Let us proceed. (blows whistle and "What's the Matter with Henry?" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the only time Edd tells Thomas Stories.

Plot

 * Eddy, Ed, Timmy Turner, Bart, Homer, The Chalkzone gang, and The Powerpuff Girls felt very upset that Edd and Lisa moved to the Island Of Sodor, U.K to work with Percy The Small Engine and missed them very much. Mr. Conductor Junior appears and tells them stories about Happy Endings and success on the Island Of Sodor in the end Junior decides that they should move to the Island Of Sodor to be with Lisa and Edd again and begin new lives. Junior took Bubbles and Ed first because he could only take 2 people at a time. When they arrived, Jackie Evancho (at her Sodor concert) ends the series with "Go Time".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby The Tram Engine (repeat)
 * 2) Thomas Breaks the Rules (repeat)
 * 3) Henry to the Rescue (repeat)
 * 4) Henry's Special Coal (repeat)
 * 5) Thomas Saves the Day (repeat)

Song

 * Go Time (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Eddy, Ed and company sitting on the sidewalk)
 * Eddy: Can you believe it, Ed? Sockhead moved to that Island of Soda place with goody-goody Lisa.
 * Ed: I miss my Double-D, Eddy!
 * (Just then Bart and Homer entered the scene)
 * Bart: You guys talking about Double-D and Lisa?
 * Homer: (crying) Oh, Lisa! Now who will help me when I get stuck in the dog door?!
 * Bart: Yeah and who can I get to help me with my homework?
 * Milhouse: Hey! I'm very smart and spend a lot of time with my studies!
 * Martin: I'm twice as smart as Lisa and you, Milhouse!
 * (Timmy appeared alongside)
 * Timmy: (to his watch) I wish these two nerds were back in Springfield.
 * (Suddenly Milhouse and Martin disappeared)
 * Timmy: I miss those two braniacs too.
 * Bubbles: Yeah, they were always sweet as cute chocolate bunnies to me.
 * Buttercup: *groan* I suddenly just got hungry and sick at the same time.
 * Blossom: Buttercup!
 * Buttercup: HMPH!
 * Snap: And our great friend Jackie is on her "Awakening" World Tour right now in Istanbul, Turkey.
 * Rudy: Uh, that was yesterday, Snap. And Jackie is touring the Island Of Sodor today and tomorrow as the last stop on her tour.
 * Ed: Turkeys are practically mates for chickens!
 * Eddy: Turkey's also the name of a country, not just a bird, Monobrow! And I'm no animal expert, but roosters are the ones who hook up with stupid chickens!
 * Ed: Like trailers?
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Rudy: So they're miles far away, what are we to do?
 * Penny: We can always communicate through mail and e-mail.
 * Bubbles: And send funny little postcards!
 * Snap: What about using Chalkzone to visit them?
 * Rudy: I don't know about that, Snap. With so many chalkboards in the world, for all we know, it might take forever to find a chalkboard on the Island of Sodor.
 * (Mr. Conductor Junior appears with a surfboard)
 * Junior: Cowabunga! I just scored the perfect wave!
 * Ed: You sound funny, Mr. Conductor. Have you got corn in your throat?
 * Eddy: That's stupid.
 * Blossom: Eddy, manners and Ed, this isn't the Mr. Conductor we're all familiar with.
 * Junior: You're right, Lass. I'm his cousin, Mr. Conductor Junior, but please, call me Junior for short. He asked me to check up on some of his friends and I must say, he has a lot.
 * Snap: This isn't even all of us!
 * Bubbles: Do you go to the Island of Sodor too?
 * Junior: Yes. I know all the engines there. They talk too!
 * Buttercup: Yeah, so we've heard!
 * Blossom: Buttercup, mind your manners.
 * Penny: Mr. Junior, we're sad because two of our friends got jobs working as one of the engines' driver and fireman.
 * Junior: That's a very sad story. It reminds me of a story about the tram engine, Toby.
 * Eddy: You're kidding, right?! You tell those train stories too?!
 * Snap: Lighten up, Bucko.
 * Rudy: Yeah, I like the stories Mr. Conductor tells.
 * Junior: Well, you've never heard me tell them. Maybe I should give it a go. Now where did I put my whistle? (spots it in his pocket) Ah! Here we go! (blows kazoo-like whistle and "Toby The Tram Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * Junior: Hey! I've had a thought! Why don't you lads and lasses move to the Island of Sodor? Then you can reunite with your friends as well as make new ones. It'll be just like public school!
 * Ed: Boring!
 * Eddy: Yeah, without the boring classes. Wherever the Island of Soda or whatever it's called is, it better be better than that!
 * Blossom: What do you say, girls? Shall we move to Sodor?
 * Bubbles: I think it's a great idea, Blossom! But won't the professor mind if we leave?
 * Homer: Yeah and I've got a wife to come home to.
 * Buttercup: I already texted the professor, he says "It's fine with me. Goodbye, be good and be safe. I love you all. P.S: Bubbles, Me and Ms. Keane will be coming to your wedding when the day arrives."
 * Eddy: How did you type that so fast?! Or for that matter, without fingers?!
 * Blossom: Our Buttercup's a wiz at texting.
 * Homer: Now what about my wife and baby?!
 * Timmy: Leave that to me. (to watch) I wish Homer's wife and baby were here.
 * (Poof)
 * (Marge and Maggie suddenly appear)
 * Marge: Where am I? I was rocking Maggie to sleep and now I suddenly appear here?
 * Bart: We'll explain on the way, Mom.
 * Junior: Well, let's get a move on. (blows kazoo-like whistle and everyone appears at "Shining Time Station")
 * Snap: Whoa! Hey! How's about a heads up next time?!
 * Junior: Here we are. We'll take the shortcut! *pounds hand on train mural*.
 * Rudy: *bewildered* Really?
 * Eddy: How are we supposed to go to the Island Of Sodor anyway? We can't go through a stupid painting!
 * Junior: Yes we can, Eddy.... by gold dust. But since I have 2 whistles and there's many of us, I can only bring 2 at a time so Ed and Bubbles, you two first.
 * Bubbles: Hooray!
 * Ed: I'm kicking the bucket, Eddy!
 * (Junior blows his 2 whistles and he, Ed and Bubbles vanish in his gold dust)
 * *All gasp*
 * Blossom and Buttercup: Whoa....
 * (In the tunnel)
 * Bubbles: Hey, you got bigger, Junior.
 * Junior: Yes. I'm much bigger in person when I'm on Sodor.
 * Ed: I feel like a feather. Can it be loved?
 * Junior: Whoa-ho-ho-ho!!!! It's a bit bouncy isn't it?
 * Bubbles: Where are we now?
 * Junior: Conductor's Railroad.
 * Bubbles: Magic Railroad?
 * Junior: Exactly, Bubbles. We are traveling miles and miles to the Island.
 * Ed: Like paper airplanes?
 * Bubbles: *giggles* You're so funny, Ed.
 * Junior: All right, get ready you two, here are the buffers. *slight pause* NOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!! *go through buffers*
 * (All three land in front of the buffers on Sodor)
 * Bubbles: Oh! *pants*
 * Ed: Where are we, Junior?
 * Junior: The Island Of Sodor of course.
 * *just then Il Volo and Jackie Evancho (wearing an engagement ring) showed up running to the 3*
 * Piero: Bubbles, Eddie boy! Nice-a to see you againe!!!!
 * Bubbles: Il Volo! J-J-JACKIE!!!! *flies into Jackie's arms and cuddles with her*
 * Jackie: Awww.... I missed you, too Bubbles. How are the rest?
 * Bubbles: The gang is fine and how did you 4 get here?
 * Ignazio: Mr. Conduc-a-tor brought us to-a-the Island Of Soda--
 * Gianluca: *rapidly* Ignazio, Ignazio, it's-a-the Island Of Sodor.
 * Ignazio: I said-a-the Island Of Sodor--
 * Gianluca: No, no, you said-a-the Island Of Soda.
 * Ignazio: Fine-a Island Of Sodorrrr.... you happy now?
 * Gianluca: Very happy.
 * Piero: Hey-a-where are the other little ninos?
 * Ignazio: You still speak-a-Spanish againe, Piero? We no tour-a-the-South America now, that was last-a-week--
 * Piero: Ignazio, relax-a.
 * Gianluca: You no mind those-a-wackadoos, Junior. But when-a-the other lads coming?
 * Junior: I'll get them right now. *disappears*
 * *scene fades into Jackie's concert where the audience and engines were watching*

Trivia

 * This is the Series Finale
 * SInce Junior speaks with a scottish accent, the UK versions (which are broadcast in Scotland) are used for his "story voice".