The Wiggles Timeline

Murray, Greg, Jeff, and Anthony are born on January 2, 1980.

Transcript
The Wiggles' Mama: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...

The Wiggles' Papa: What's wrong, honey?

The Wiggles' Mama: I'm pregnant.

The Wiggles' Papa: Cheer up, buttercup. I'll take you to the hospital.

(at hospital...)

Doctor: The doctor is here.

The Wiggles' Mama: You're just like my cousin Erika.

Doctor: Yes. Now push, push. (finally, the baby quadruplets pop out of the Wiggles' Mama's stomach) Congrats, Bridget! Are they quadruplets boys or girls?

The Wiggles' Mama: They're boys. Four boys. One, two, three, four.

The Wiggles' Papa: What are their names, Bridget?

The Wiggles' Mama: Why, Eric... Their names are Murray, Greg, Jeff, and Anthony. That's Murray who wears a red shirt. That's Greg who wears a yellow shirt. That's Jeff who wears a purple shirt. And that's Anthony who wears a blue shirt.

The Wiggles' Papa: Hello, Wiggles.

All Four Wiggles: Goo-goo.

(age 1)

(the four Wiggles walk to their mother)

The Wiggles' Mama: Good boy!

All Four Wiggles: Goo-goo-goo.

(age 3)

Miss Weemer: Welcome to preschool, everyone. Wiggles, what's two plus two?

All Four Wiggles: Four.

Miss Weemer: Correct! And you all have said your first word.

(age 4)

(it was the four Wiggles' fourth birthday)

The Wiggles' Mama: Happy birthday, Wiggles! Enjoy the cake.

Anthony: Yay, cake! (licks the icing of the cake) Mmmm!

Jeff: Cakey-cakey-cakey! (gobbles up the whole cake) Mmm, yummy!

Murray: Silly Jeff! (giggles)

(age 6)

(it was the four Wiggles' sixth Christmas)

The Wiggles' Papa: Enjoy Christmas in 1986! Murray, Greg, Jeff, and Anthony are sitting on the floor. They're wanting presents.

All Four Wiggles: WE WANT BARNEY!!! (x5)

The Wiggles' Papa: Okay, boys. Well, then... Merry Christmas, everyone!

(age 7)

(the Wiggles' Papa has got his vocal chords changed)

The Wiggles' Papa: Enjoy Thanksgiving in 1987! See our boys? They're eating turkey and stuffing.

All Four Wiggles: We want pumpkin pie for dessert!

The Wiggles' Mama: Okay, boys.

(age 9)

The Wiggles' Mama and Papa: We love you, Wiggles!

All Four Wiggles: Yeah. We love you, too, mom and dad!

The Wiggles' Papa: We're a good family. (chuckles)

(age 10)

(the Wiggles' parents died from a car crash)

All Four Wiggles: NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!! OH, PLEASE!! DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT!! WE DON'T WANT OUR PARENTS TO DIE!!!!!! (they all sob)

(R.I.P.: The Wiggles' Mama and Papa (1953 - 1990))

(age 13)

(the four Wiggles are on stage, along with Dorothy the Dinosaur, Wags the Dog, Henry the Octopus, and Captain Feathersword)

Greg: (singing) Get ready to wiggle! Wiggle your whole body, body, bodyyyyy! Tra-la-la-la-la-la! Get ready to... WIGGLLLLLEEEE!!! Oh, yeah!

(age 32)

(the whole Wiggles gang went to WigglesWorld and they danced in for hours)

Wiggles Gang: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

(end)

Air Date
December 6, 2012