Everyone/Sesame Street Presents the 80s

Cast

 * Little Miss Calamity (from The Mr. Men Show) as Prairie Dawn
 * Big Mean Carl (from The Muppets) as Cookie Monster
 * Olie Polie (from Rolie Polie Olie) as Grover
 * Doc McStuffins (from Doc McStuffins) as Abby Cadabby
 * Sofia (from Sofia the First) as Rosita
 * Goose (from Franklin) as Goose
 * Gonzo (from The Muppets) as Count von Count
 * Richard (from Peg + Cat) as Elmo
 * Muno (from Yo Gabba Gabba!), Mike Wazowski (from Monsters, Inc.), Henry Hugglemonster (from Henry Hugglemonster), Beautiful Day Monster (from The Muppets) and Big Mouth (from Peg + Cat) as AM Monsters
 * Pip and Pop (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Two-Headed Monster
 * 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 (from Numberjacks) as Numerical Characters
 * Zach Varmitech (from Wild Kratts) as Oscar the Grouch
 * Princess Ivy (from Sofia the First) and Red Jessica (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Grouches
 * Martian Mickey (from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse) as Louie
 * Mildred Huxtetter (from The Muppets) as Bunty Bailey Muppet
 * Big Book (from Sing Me a Story with Belle) and Adventure, Horror and Fantasy (from The Pagemaster) as Books
 * Floyd Pepper (from The Muppets) as Rick Astley Muppet
 * Camilla (from The Muppets) as Chicken
 * Goatee the Goat (from Beanie Babies) as Goat

Lyrics
(lasers zapping)

Little Miss Calamity: Okay, people. It's time to get excited for tonight's Sesame Street Glee Club performance! All right, Big Mean Carl, do you have your lyrics?

Big Mean Carl: Yep, and they delicious. Nom, nom, nom.

Little Miss Calamity: Ok. Well, Olie Polie, you do have the music, correct?

Olie Polie: Yes? Oh, yes. Contained in this cute little device is any song you can imagine. Name a genre, I got it. Name a--

Big Mean Carl: Om, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Mm.

Olie Polie: He got it.

Little Miss Calamity: Oh, no!

Big Mean Carl: What? That not a cookie?

Olie Polie: Another one bites the dust.

Little Miss Calamity: We have no lyrics and no music. Whatever are we going to do?

(music playing)

Olie Polie: Wait, does anyone else hear that? Is that my '80s playlist? I listen to this all the time while working out.

Little Miss Calamity: '80s it is, then! Places, people! Start me up, Carl!

Olie Polie: Got a goose on the loose.

Doc McStuffins and Sofia : Loose goose.

Olie Polie: Got to catch that goose. Oh, oh, jeez.

Doc McStuffins and Sofia : Loose goose.

Olie Polie: Now he stole a plate of cheese. Quack? That's my snack. Come on and bring it back. Loose, loose goose. Everybody catch that goose. Loose goose!

Little Miss Calamity: Carl. Carl, move onto the next song. And could somebody catch that goose? Can I get someone on the goose?

Sofia: Colors, colors, colors, colors, there's like a million. So many, oh, look at them, whoa. Colors, colors, colors, colors, there's like a million. Red, Blue, and Green, and that's just three! Yeah!

Gonzo: That means there's like, 999,997 more colors! I love it!

Little Miss Calamity: All right, Carl, let's keep it going.

Big Mean Carl: Okay.

Little Miss Calamity: Carl, press your belly.

Big Mean Carl: Oh, sorry.

Pip: Two heads are better than one.

Pop: Yeah, two heads are better than one.

Pip and Pop : Heads, two heads. Are better than one. Two heads.

Little Miss Calamity: Enunciate! Both of you!

Pop: Do it!

Pip: Oh yeah, they really are.

Pop: Hey! Me do that part!

Pip: What? No, that my part.

Pop: It supposed to be me part.

Pip: No, that my part.

Pop: Me should do it.

Pip: You should do...

Little Miss Calamity: Oh, I cannot go for this. No can do.

Gonzo: Count to 19, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. Then comes 15. Oh, yes, then comes 16. 17, 18, oh, then 19. You do your best, oh, count with some zest. So good counting, counting to 19. Ah, ah, ah!

Princess Ivy: He's a very grouchy grouch. You really shouldn't even bother.

Red Jessica: Being his friend's a real downer. You should avoid him on the street.

Princess Ivy and Red Jessica : 'Cause he's a super grouch, super grouch, he's super grouchy.

Zach Varmitech: Hey, I don't want any part of this! Now scram!

Princess Ivy and Red Jessica : 'Cause he's a super grouch, super grouch, he's super grouchy.

Little Miss Calamity: Wham? Did somebody say Wham? Make it big, Carl!

Big Mean Carl: Me on it.

Richard: Tuck Richard in before bed, oh, oh. 'Cause Richard's not planning on reading solo.

Martian Mickey: Tuck Richard in before bed, oh, oh.

Richard and Martian Mickey : Tuck Richard in and say, sleep tight.

Richard: Good night.

Martian Mickey: Good night, son.

Little Miss Calamity: May I?

Big Mean Carl: Please. Aha! Me love this song.

Little Miss Calamity: Me too!

Big Mean Carl: Bake cookie! Bake cookie! Cookies baked! Baked cookie! Need cookie! Or a tray or two! Baked cookie, baked cookie.

Little Miss Calamity: Carl! Carl! Carl!

Big Mean Carl: Oh! Ah! Me having most wonderful dream about cookie!

Little Miss Calamity: Well, hey now, hey now! Your dream is over! Play the next song!

Big Mean Carl: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Doc McStuffins: Don't stop your reading. New places you'll be seeing. Turn a page, dive right in. Whoa! Don't stop your reading. New friends you will be making. Don't stop your reading. Whoa! Yeah! Don't stop your reading.

Little Miss Calamity: All right, time for the finale! It's the final countdown!

Floyd Pepper: Always want to be your friend. Always going to be around. Friends with each other and with you.

Everyone: Always be by your side, take your hand and you'll take mine. Always going to be your friend and love you.

(applause and cheering)