Lady Hatt's Birthday Party Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to Lady Hatt's Birthday Party.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Percy
 * Bertie
 * George
 * Caroline
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Lady Hatt
 * James (cameo)

Transcript

 * Alec Baldwin: One summer's day, Thomas and Percy were idling at the station when Bertie the Bus arrived.
 * Bertie: Have you notice something?
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Bertie.
 * Thomas: What sort of something?
 * Bertie: Sir Topham Hatt. He, well, seems different.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Bertie.
 * Percy: I did see him staring at the clouds this morning.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Percy.
 * Percy: I wonder why.
 * Alec Baldwin: The reason was simple. It was Lady Hatt's Birthday, and Sir Topham Hatt had a new outfit.
 * Lady Hatt: It's perfect for my birthday party.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said his wife.
 * Lady Hatt: You look splendid, Topham dear.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And I'll wear my finest hat just for you.
 * Alec Baldwin: He replied.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Your birthday is a great occasion.
 * Lady Hatt: It is, so don't be late.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Don't worry, my dear. I shall be spic and span and right on time.
 * Alec Baldwin: Later the day, Sir Topham Hatt had changed into his new suit.
 * Stationmaster: You look fine, sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said the stationmaster.
 * Stationmaster: You best be going.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Indeed.
 * Alec Baldwin: Agreed Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: The engines are busy, I'll take the car.
 * Stationmaster: Is it reliable?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked the stationmaster.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Certainly.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Sir Topham Hatt. But it wasn't. As he sped along, he suddenly saw a large hole on the road. He break hard, but it was too late.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Bother! Now I got a puncher. If I change my wheel, I am sure to dirty my suit and that would never do.
 * Alec Baldwin: Just then, he heard Caroline.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I need you to attend my wife's birthday party and I cannot be late. Please give me a lift.
 * Caroline: I'll try, sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: But Caroline didn't like going fast.
 * Caroline: I'm hot! My engine will overheat!
 * Alec Baldwin: And it did.
 * Caroline: Told you so.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Caroline sadly.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Bother, bother!
 * Alec Baldwin: Then he heard a loud whistle. It was George the Steamroller. George was cross when he saw Caroline.
 * George: Call yourself a car? You're disgrace for the road. Find yourself a scrapyard.
 * Alec Baldwin: Caroline spluttered in fury. George's driver was more polite.
 * Driver: Can I be your assistance, sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Only if you can take me to my wife's birthday party.
 * Alec Baldwin: Sighed Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Driver: We can take you to Thomas.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied the Driver.
 * Driver: He's just down the line.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Much obliged.
 * Alec Baldwin: Then they rumbled away.
 * Caroline: What about me?
 * Alec Baldwin: Wailed Caroline.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'll send for help.
 * Alec Baldwin: Called Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Stay there.
 * Caroline: That's all I can do.
 * Alec Baldwin: George was enjoying rolling along the lane, but not Sir Topham Hatt. Oil splashed everywhere. Worse was to follow.
 * George: Help!
 * Alec Baldwin: Cried George.
 * George: Something snapped!
 * Alec Baldwin: He veered out of control and Sir Topham Hatt landed into a muddy ditch close to where Thomas was taking on water.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Bother, bother!
 * Alec Baldwin: Thomas had never seen Sir Topham Hatt in such a mess.
 * Driver: Can I help you, sir?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked Thomas' driver.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Yes please. Get me to the station as fast as you can.
 * Driver: I'm afraid our fireman's taking ill.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Then I'll be your fireman.
 * Alec Baldwin: Sighed Sir Topham Hatt. Thomas was excited. Sir Topham Hatt had to work hard. Coal dust and smuck flew everywhere. At last, they reached the station. Sir Topham Hatt looked at the clock.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Just in time.
 * Alec Baldwin: He gasped. He hurried picked up a huge bunch of flowers.
 * Thomas: Good luck!
 * Alec Baldwin: Called Thomas. Sir Topham Hatt's wife was waiting for him. As the clock struck three, there stood Sir Topham Hatt, tired but triumph, he gave his wife the flowers.
 * Lady Hatt: Well, thank you, my dear. I noticed it was my special birthday party, but I didn't know it was fancy dress.
 * Alec Baldwin: Everyone laughed, and then the party began.
 * (We see everyone having a party and the door then closes)