Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy

Based on the Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Movies and all those Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Series, Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd n Eddy is a series featuring George Carlin and Alec Baldwin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have 2 Thomas stories. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-6 can be used. No stories from Season 7-present allowed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play
 * 2) Bowled Out

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (The Ed-Touchables)
 * 2) Edward Helps Out (Nagged to an Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon Takes A Dip [told by George Carlin] (The Luck of the Ed)
 * 2) Thomas & The Rumors [told by Alec Baldwin] (Ed...Pass it on)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Eddy. In fact, I'd say you've developed the same mood as Gordon the time he rolled into a ditch.
 * Edd: My. A Ditch?
 * Eddy: Was he looking for something someone hid for him too?!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, But he's still got himself in an awful mess. (Blows whistle and "Gordon takes a dip" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Takes The Plunge (Pop Goes the Ed)
 * 2) James In A Mess (Over your Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (Fa-la-la-la-Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (Cry Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Almost Everyone's in such a holiday spirit. I'd say a summer Christmas is just what this Cul-De-Sac needs.


 * Johnny: Have they got Christmas on the Island Of Sodor, Mr. Conductor?


 * Mr. Conductor: Of Course. Let me tell you a story about Christmas on Sodor right now. (Blows whistle and "Thomas' Christmas Party" Begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty and the Boulder [told by Alec Baldwin] (It Came From Outer Ed)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue [told by George Carlin] (3 Squares and an Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick [told by George Carlin] (An Ed in The Bush)
 * 2) Stepney Gets Lost [told by Alec Baldwin] (See No Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Fish (A Glass of Warm Ed)
 * 2) Whistles And Sneezes (Flea Bitten Ed)

Quotes

 * Ed: Guys help me!


 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy's just joking. But with an appetite like that, You could've very well eaten the train of fish Duck crashed into on Sodor.


 * Edd: Duck? You mean the engine who tricked Henry about tenders?


 * Mr. Conductor: Exactly. I'll tell you guys all about it. (Blows whistle and "Fish" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel Does It Again
 * 2) Thomas Gets Bumped

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Snow
 * 2) Jack Frost

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James & The Trouble With Trees
 * 2) The World's Strongest Engine

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday [told by Alec Baldwin] (Home Cooked Ed)
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up [told by George Carlin] (Rambling Ed)

Quotes

 * Ed: I'm a cowboy! Bang Bang!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi Rolf. Everything going fine with the Eds?
 * Rolf: A Burden has been placed on Rolf.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sometimes it takes time to get used to having new company around. Take the story of Oliver-
 * Rolf: A Store of Olives? No thank you. I am not hungry.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, I mean the story of Oliver The Great Western Engine, when he was still new to The Island Of Sodor. Well, You can't take it unless I give it to you. Right? (Blows whistle and "Oliver Owns Up" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Ed)
 * 2) Gordon And The Famous Visitor (Ready, Set...Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy And The Mail Train
 * 2) Rock 'n' Roll

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby's Discovery
 * 2) Haunted Henry

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Edward the Really Useful Engine [told by Alec Baldwin]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise
 * 2) Peter Sam And The Refreshment Lady

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Diseasel (I Am Curious Ed)
 * 2) Donald's Duck (No Speak Da Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy, James & The Fruitful Day (Who, What, Where, Ed)
 * 2) Henry's Forest (Keeping Up With The Eds)

Quotes
Quote 1
 * Edd: That'll take weeks.


 * Eddy: Not with what I got. C'mon Frankenstein


 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor, I can see right now that whatever Eddy has planned will make matters worse.


 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't doubt just yet, Edd. Perhaps Eddy will surprise us and everything will pan out. After all, Didn't they work out for Henry and his forest?


 * Edd: Henry's forest? I've no memory of that.

Quote 2 Quote 3
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I never told you the story about Henry and his forest? How sad. (Blows whistle and "Henry's Forest" begins)
 * Thomas: We can't mend broken trees.
 * (Suddenly the screen filled up with steam, returning us to Edd's backyard)
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, Why have you stopped? What's to become of the forest?
 * Mr. Conductor: It'll have to wait. You and I should carry on and repair the backyard.
 * Edd: Right-o.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Shall we get to work?
 * Ed: Sarah's fine.
 * Edd: Well, This story's rapping up quite nicely. Speaking of which, Mr. Conductor, What about Henry?
 * Mr. Conductor: Goodness Gracious Me! I almost forgot.
 * Ed: What happened to him?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, His forest is what happened.
 * Eddy: Go ahead and tell. I've got jawbreakers to buy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very Well, Eddy. Now where was I? Oh, Yes. Henry's Forest (Blows whistle and continues "Henry's Forest")

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Busy Going Backwards [told by Alec Baldwin] (Gimme Gimme Never Ed)
 * 2) Heroes [told by George Carlin] (My Fair Ed)

Quotes

 * Johnny: Plank Says, "You Need a breathmint, Eddy"


 * Mr. Conductor: You know Johnny, This next ride could take a while for Edd to build. How would you and Plank like to hear about a ride Toad went for on the Island of Sodor?


 * Johnny: A toad went on a ride? Far out!


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it isn't A toad, but a brakevan named Toad (Blows Whistle and "Busy Going backwards" Begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Funnel (Button Yer Ed)
 * 2) All at Sea (Avast Ye Eds)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: At least Eddy won't need a new voice. I remember my friend Peter Sam had an accident and needed a new funnel.
 * Ed: Who?
 * Edd: Exactly who is Peter sam, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a green engine like Percy, but he works on a different railway with other engines known as The Narrow Gauge Engines. I'll tell you all about it. (Blows whistle and "Special Funnel" begins")
 * (After the story)
 * Edd: Well, That was a splendid ending for Peter Sam. However, Eddy couldn't just get a new voice if his old one never returned.
 * Mr. Conductor: True, but right now Eddy must cope the best he can with his bell.
 * Rolf: Rolf enjoys both good food and a memorable story.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy And The Haunted Mine [told by Alec Baldwin] (Honor Thy Ed)
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing [told by George Carlin] (Scrambled Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes To Breakfast [told by George Carlin] (Rent A Ed)
 * 2) Dunkin' Duncan [told by Alec Baldwin] (Shoo Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Now think about this first, Eddy. After all, You and Ed have caused alot of damage today.
 * Eddy: Ah, What could happen?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well for one, You could end up as bad as Thomas. He didn't think and he had quite an accident. Well, Let me tell you about it. (Blows Whistle and "Thomas Comes To Breakfast" Begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Meets The Queen (Sir Ed-A-Lot)
 * 2) A Big Day For Thomas (A Pinch To Grow an Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper [told by George Carlin] (One Size FIts Ed)
 * 2) Faulty Whistles [told by Alec Baldwin] (Pain In The Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis (Boys Will Be Eds)
 * 2) Thomas And Bertie's Great Race (Ed Or Tails)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret [told by Alec Baldwin] (Wish You Were Ed)
 * 2) Trouble For Thomas [told by George Carlin] (Momma's Little Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Goes Buzz Buzz (X Marks the Ed)
 * 2) Steamroller (From Here to Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas (Is There An Ed In The House?)
 * 2) A Proud Day For James (An Ed Is Born)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) No Joke For James (Fool On The Ed)
 * 2) Tender Engines (A Boy And His Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved From Scrap [told by George Carlin] (Dawn Of The Eds)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy, And Old Slow Coach [told by Alec Baldwin] (Virt-Ed-Go)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Scarf for Percy (Thick as an Ed)
 * 2) Terence the Tractor (Sorry, Wrong Ed)

Quotes
Quote 2
 * Mr. Conductor: Ed's jacket dilemma is getting in the way of the scam, but it can't be as bad as what happened to Percy.
 * Eddy: I'll bet he wasn't dealing with stinky cheese and jackets!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but he still got himself in quite a jam you might say (blows whistle and "A Scarf for Percy" begins)
 * Eddy: Something's up with this phone!
 * Mr. Conductor: I think you may be right, Eddy. These things wouldn't happen usually. All this reminds me of Thomas. He thought he could get through the snow without a snowplow and needed help. I'll tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Terence the Tractor" begins)
 * (after the story)
 * Edd: Well, Thomas certainly learned a lesson and I think Eddy will too.
 * Mr. Conductor: Why's that?
 * Edd: Thomas is going to use his snowplow despite his displeasure and Eddy should realize these so-called "curses" are just a coincidence.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Harold [told by Alec Baldwin] (They Call Him Mr. Ed)
 * 2) Old Iron [told by George Carlin] (For The Ed, By The Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves A Point [told by George Carlin] (Tight End Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Saves The Day [told by Alec Baldwin] (Tween a Rock and an Ed place)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble [S2] (Urban Ed)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (Stop, Look and Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (Little Ed Blue)
 * 2) Four Little Engines (A Twist of Ed)

Quotes

 * Edd: At least The Kankers didn't cause you any grief or displeasure, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but sometimes I think they're no better than coaches. Let me show you what I mean (blows whistle and "Four Little Engines")