VeggieTales: Shrek teaser (VF2000's version)

VeggieTales: Shrek teaser (VF2000's version): If Big Idea owned the rights to the Shrek movies, then this teaser trailer for Shrek would be shown on the Sumo of the Opera DVD and VHS, as well as The Complete Silly Song Collection, Holiday Double Feature and Bob and Larry's How to Draw!.

Transcript

 * (Big Idea logo shows up)
 * Narrator: For centuries, mothers and fathers have read these stories to the delighted children everywhere. But there is one tale that has yet to be told.
 * (Shrek roars)
 * Donkey: You definitely need some tic-tacs or something 'cause your breath stinks!
 * Shrek: Really?
 * Narrator: VeggieTales presents "Shrek".
 * Shrek: Don't look down.
 * Donkey: Don't look down, don't look down.
 * (A piece of bridge snaps)
 * Donkey: Shrek! I'm looking down!
 * Narrator: The story of an unlikely hero who rescues a beautiful princess...
 * Fiona: What?
 * (Dragon roars)
 * Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?
 * Shrek: It's on my to-do list!
 * Narrator: ...from a nasty villain...
 * Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!
 * Gingy: You're a monster!
 * Narrator: ...with the help of his furry companion.
 * Donkey: You think that Shrek is your true love?
 * Fiona: Well, yes.
 * (Shrek and Donkey laugh)
 * Fiona: What kind of knight are you?
 * Shrek: One of a kind.
 * Narrator: Everybody needs a little Shrek.
 * Shrek: Shrek.
 * Fiona: Shrek.
 * Donkey: Shrek?
 * Narrator: They got a big one! "Shrek".
 * Donkey: You know, this is why I need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitching!
 * Narrator: Coming to DVD and VHS March 2005, from the studios of Big Idea!