Blindly Selected Characters/Arizona (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Queen Miranda (from Sofia the First) as Jasper T. Jowls

Lyrics
Queen Miranda: (spoken) Oh, yeah, baby! It's me, your old pal Queen Miranda singing about the wild west. Yeah! (singing) Now I've been cooped up in this house and I'm so ready to get out to sea. Because I'm a dog who's made to run and sitting still just ain't no fun to me. If I'm not home when you get home, don't worry much. I promise that I'll phone ya. (I will!) The wild outdoors is calling me and I just wanna be in Arizona. Arizona! Arizona! The wild outdoors is calling me and I just wanna be in Arizona. Well, I've been waiting patiently for you to put that house key in the door. Ya gotta get me out of here! I fear that I can't take it anymore! (No way, man!) I paid the bills, we're headed up, the hills just said "goodbye, nice to know ya!" (Later!) The gas tank's full, I'm coffee up, and pretty soon, we'll be in Arizona. (Oh, yeah!) Arizona! Arizona! The wild outdoors is calling me and I just wanna be in Arizona. The wild outdoors is calling me and I just wanna be in Arizona. (spoken) Yeah! You know what I love about Arizona? Well, it's all the cactus. The cactuses. Cacti. Cactus eyes. Cactus eyes? Hey, quit looking at home, you cactus! I didn't know cactus has eyes. I'm looking at you! Hey! (singing) My head is hanging out the window, sixty miles an hour down the highway. My ears are flapping in the wind and I pretend I could fly away. (Yeah!) I see the sun is rising ahead, I'm driving faster with John and Jona. (Hey, Jona!) The sky is pretty, air is clear and here we are at last in Arizona. I said the sky is pretty, air is clear and here we are at last in Arizona. Yeah! Arizona! Arizona! The wild outdoors is calling me and I just wanna be in Arizona. The wild outdoors is calling me and I just wanna be in Arizona. Oh, yeah! The wild outdoors is calling me and I just wanna be in Arizona. Yeah! (spoken) Take it easy, Red Fraggle.