Muppet nail polish/A Song for Two (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Gone Gonzo! as Herry Monster
 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Lavender Anything Muppet girl

Lyrics
Pepe's Purple Passion: Help! Help! Help! Help!

Gone Gonzo!: What is it? What is it? I'll help! Who needs help?

Pepe's Purple Passion: I do. I know this nice song for two people, but I'm only one person, so I need someone to help me sing it to cooperate.

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, hey, I love cooperation. Cooperation is my middle name. Gone "Cooperation" Gonzo!. Yeah, let's go for it.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Okay. I'll sing the song for you first. Then, we'll sing it together, okay, Gone Gonzo!?

Gone Gonzo!: Okay, yeah, yeah. That would be good. It will be a song for two people. No, one person and one monster. (laughing)

Pepe's Purple Passion: (singing) You sing with me, I sing with you. That's how me make a song for two. The tune is claimed as it can be. And for the words, just follow me. I have my voice, you have your own, but that's no cause to sing alone. Sing together. (spoken) You're getting it?

Gone Gonzo!: Yeah, yeah. I think so.

Pepe's Purple Passion: (signing) And when it's done, our song for two will make us one. (spoken) You're ready to sing?

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, well, uh, I don't know the words yet.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh, silly. It's easy. You just listen to what I say and say it right after I do. Try it. Okay, you sing with me.

Gone Gonzo!: You sing with me.

Pepe's Purple Passion: That's it. I sing with you.

Gone Gonzo!: I sing with you. Oh, oh, I get it. Yeah.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Yeah, that's it. Oh, and in the last part, we sing together. Okay, let's cooperate.

Gone Gonzo!: Yeah, let's cooperate.

Pepe's Purple Passion: You sing with me.

Gone Gonzo!: You sing with me.

Pepe's Purple Passion: I sing with you.

Gone Gonzo!: I sing with you.

Pepe's Purple Passion: That's how we make.

Gone Gonzo!: That's how we make.

Pepe's Purple Passion: A song for two.

Gone Gonzo!: A song for two.

Pepe's Purple Passion: The tune is claimed.

Gone Gonzo!: The tune is claimed.

Pepe's Purple Passion: As it can be.

Gone Gonzo!: As it can be.

Pepe's Purple Passion: And for the words.

Gone Gonzo!: And for the words.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Just follow me.

Gone Gonzo!: Uh, I'll just follow you.

Pepe's Purple Passion: I have my voice.

Gone Gonzo!: I have my voice.

Pepe's Purple Passion: You have your own.

Gone Gonzo!: You have your own.

Pepe's Purple Passion: But that's no cause.

Gone Gonzo!: But that's no cause.

Pepe's Purple Passion: To sing alone.

Gone Gonzo!: To sing alone.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Sing together.

Gone Gonzo!: Sing together.

Pepe's Purple Passion: And when it's done.

Gone Gonzo!: And when it's done.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Our song for two.

Gone Gonzo!: Our song for two.

Pepe's Purple Passion and Gone Gonzo! : Will make us one.

Gone Gonzo!: Yay! (laughing)

Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh, very good, Gone Gonzo!.

Gone Gonzo!: Yeah, well, I've gotta go. Bye, bye.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Where are you going?

Gone Gonzo!: To cooperate with someone else.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh, who?

Gone Gonzo!: (spoken) My dolly. (singing) I sing with you. I sing with you. You sing with me. You sing with me. We'll find a three. We'll find a three...

Pepe's Purple Passion: That certainly is an interesting monster.