Nvwls

Nvwls (which means Novowelese in English) is a language spoken in shop. The language is spoken by saying each letter in a word, excluding the vowels. One exception to this rule is the word "you", which is simply pronounced "you".

Example:

English: "Hello, How are you today?" Nvwls:  "Hll, Hw r you tdy?"

== The Letter Y ==

The letter Y can be a confusing aspect of Nvwls for some people. If the letter Y is used as a vowel, such as in the word "cybersex", you do NOT say it. If it is used as a consonent, such as in the phrase "yea boi", you DO say it.

Example:

English: "Wanna cyber? Yea Boi!" Nvwls:   "Wnn cbr? Y b!"