Muppets/Pigeons and Cookies and Trash (from Sesame Street Live: Out of This World)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Bert
 * Animal as Cookie Monster
 * Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch
 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo

Lyrics
Uncle Deadly: (spoken) Hey, who's out there? Oh, it's only you! Well, I was afraid it was going to be one of those fuzzballs who lives here on Sesame Street. Yuck!

Animal: (spoken) COOKIE!

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Pigeons!

Uncle Deadly: (spoken) Yuck!

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Rizzo thinks you just need to cooperate.

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) You mean work together?

Animal: (spoken) Why me not think of that?

Uncle Deadly: (spoken) Cooperate? Oh, all right. Just this once.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, everybody in the world has something that they love.

Uncle Deadly: And so we may as well let you know.

Animal: The things we are fondest of.

Sam the Eagle, Animal and Uncle Deadly : Oh, we love...

Sam the Eagle: Pigeons.

Animal: And cookies.

Uncle Deadly: And trash.

Sam the Eagle, Animal and Uncle Deadly : Such fun to...

Uncle Deadly: Hang on.

Sam the Eagle: Or talk to.

Animal: Or mash. (laughing) So delicious and chewy.

Sam the Eagle: So delightful and coo-ey.

Uncle Deadly: Rotten, yucky and poo-ey.

Sam the Eagle, Animal and Uncle Deadly : I guess that I'm just different than you-ie!

Sam the Eagle: Pigeons.

Animal: And cookies.

Uncle Deadly: And trash.

Sam the Eagle, Animal and Uncle Deadly : Just hear them.

Sam the Eagle: Coo coo.

Animal: And crunch crunch.

Uncle Deadly: And crash.

Animal: (spoken) Yeah!

Sam the Eagle, Animal and Uncle Deadly : Everybody loves something And sure as dad's mustache, We love...

Sam the Eagle: Pigeons.

Animal: And cookies.

Uncle Deadly: And trash.

Animal: So delicious and chewy.

Sam the Eagle: So delightful and coo-ey.

Uncle Deadly: Rotten, yucky and poo-ey.

Sam the Eagle, Animal and Uncle Deadly : I guess that I'm just different than you-ie!

Sam the Eagle: Pigeons.

Animal: And cookies.

Uncle Deadly: And trash.

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Yeah! Sam the Eagle, Animal and Uncle Deadly : I'm thrilled to...

Uncle Deadly: Bang mine.

Sam the Eagle: Or dance with.

Animal: Or mash. Sam the Eagle, Animal and Uncle Deadly : Everybody loves something And sure as dad's mustache, We love...

Sam the Eagle: Pigeons.

Animal: And cookies.

Sam the Eagle: Pigeons.

Animal: And cookies.

Sam the Eagle, Animal and Uncle Deadly : Pigeons and cookies, and trash!

Uncle Deadly: (spoken) I can honestly say that was disgusting! Heh, heh, heh!