The Nutcracker nail polish/The Grouch Song (from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland soundtrack)

Cast

 * Ginger's Revenge as Elmo
 * Toying with Trouble as Grizzy
 * Envy the Adventure as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Toying with Trouble: (spoken) So, Ginger's Revenge, what do you think it takes to be a grouch? Ginger's Revenge: (spoken) Well, Ginger's Revenge can sing about it, Toying with Trouble. Toying with Trouble: (spoken) I can't wait to hear this. Envy the Adventure: (spoken) This could be a mistake.

Ginger's Revenge: If you wake up in the morning mean and grumpy And you frown at ev'rybody that you see

Toying with Trouble: If you like your oatmeal nice and cold and lumpy

Ginger's Revenge: (spoken) Not Ginger's Revenge!

Toying with Trouble and Envy the Adventure: Then you're a grouch like me

Ginger's Revenge: Oh, what's else, Toying with Trouble?

Toying with Trouble: If you love it when it's wet and cold and raining

Ginger's Revenge: (spoken) Oh, Ginger's Revenge does!

Toying with Trouble: And the music that you like is all off key! La, la, la!

Ginger's Revenge: If you're happiest whenever you're complaining

Envy the Adventure: Oh, brother!

Toying with Trouble and Envy the Adventure: Then you're a grouch like me

Ginger's Revenge: (spoken) Like Toying with Trouble. (singing) If you hate it when your grandma kisses you

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Eeewww!!!!

Ginger's Revenge: You know what?

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) What?

Ginger's Revenge: Ginger's Revenge too.

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Mmmmm.

Toying with Trouble: If you love to see a garbage truck roll by

Ginger's Revenge: (spoken) Oh, yeah.

Toying with Trouble: You know what, kid?

Ginger's Revenge: What?

Toying with Trouble: So do I!

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Me too.

Ginger's Revenge: And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Pretty awful.

Toying with Trouble: And that ice cream is yucchy as can be

Ginger's Revenge: Yuck, yuck, yuck!

Envy the Adventure: If you just can't stand a cuddly little kitty. Heh, heh, heh!

Toying with Trouble and Envy the Adventure: Then you're a grouch like me

Ginger's Revenge: (spoken) And Envy the Adventure!

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Heh, heh, heh, heh!

Ginger's Revenge: (spoken) Yes, yes!

Toying with Trouble: (spoken) You know, Ginger's Revenge, I think you're getting the hang of it, but I don't think you could be a grouch.

Ginger's Revenge: (spoken) Why not?

Toying with Trouble: (spoken) Well, look at you! You're so sweet!

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Yeah!

Toying with Trouble: (spoken) And cute! Oh, Envy the Adventure. Look at this. He's dancing.

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) He's dancing?

Toying with Trouble: (spoken) Yeah, dancing.

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Stop dancing!

Toying with Trouble: And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Pretty disgusting.

Ginger's Revenge: And that ice cream is yucchy as can be

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Blech!

Ginger's Revenge and Envy the Adventure: And if you can't stand a cuddly little kitty

Toying with Trouble: (spoken) Bleah!

Envy the Adventure: And you'd like to chase her up the nearest tree

Ginger's Revenge: (spoken) Envy the Adventure!

Toying with Trouble and Envy the Adventure: Then you're a grouch like me

Ginger's Revenge: (spoken) Envy the Adventure, what did you think of Ginger's Revenge's grouchiness?

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Why, it was awful!

Ginger's Revenge: (spoken) Thank you, Envy the Adventure! A grouch like Ginger's Revenge! Have a rotten day! Heh, heh, heh, heh!

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Now that's my boy! Heh, heh, heh, heh!