Muppet nail polish/The Birthday Song (from The Mr. Men Show)

Cast

 * Gone Gonzo! as Mr. Grumpy
 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Mr. Nervous

US
Gone Gonzo!: Oh, crooked cucumbers! I don't want a fuss or birthday banners I don't want some chatty party planners Save your breath, I'm in no mood to hear you sing. Oh, give me peace, give me quiet Not some raucous party riot! It's a birthday! Yes, I know, but here's the thing. (Here's the thing) I prefer my birthdays grumpy and my mashed potatoes lumpy I can't bear the "Happy Birthday" blustering! I don't care if you think it's wonky Put the tail back on the donkey Save your breath, I'm in no mood to hear you sing. (La la la la) Oh, I don't want a fuss or birthday banners I won't want some chatty party planners Save your breath!

UK
Gone Gonzo!: Oh, crooked cucumbers!

Pepe's Purple Passion: He don't want a fuss or birthday banners He don't want some chatty party planners Save your breath, he's in no mood to hear us sing

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, come on, give me peace, just a bit of quiet Not all this raucous party riot!

Pepe's Purple Passion: It's a birthday, yes he knows, but here's the thing (Here's the thing) He prefers his birthdays grumpy and mashed potatoes lumpy He can't bear the "Happy Birthday" blustering He doesn't care if it's wonky Put the tail back on the donkey Save your breath, he's in no mood to hear us sing (La la la la) Oh, he don't want a fuss or birthday banners He don't want some chatty party planners,

Gone Gonzo!: Save your breath!