Peg + Cat/Song Title (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Big Mouth as Mr. Munch
 * Richard as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Cat as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Peg as Helen Henny
 * Pig as Pasqually

Lyrics
Big Mouth: Oh, Richard. It's hopeless. Cat needs this new song today and we've got nothing.

Richard: Come on, Big Mouth. We can't give up!

Big Mouth: Oh, what are we going to do?

Cat: Hey, guys!

Cat and Richard : Aaa hhhh!!!

Big Mouth: Uh, hi, Cat.

Cat: How's the new song going?

Big Mouth: Uh, it's going.

Richard: Yeah, boss, uh, it's a real humdinger.

Cat: Awesome! Tell me about it!

Big Mouth: Well, it's, uh, it's in B minor and it's 4/4 or common time and...

Cat: No, no. What's it called?

Big Mouth: Uh, it's called "Song Title!"

Cat: Song Title. Well, it delivers what it promises. May I hear it?

Big Mouth: Oh, good, Richard, he wants to hear it! (laughing) Oh, let me see, uh, B minor. Uh...

Cat: Hey! That's pretty good!

Big Mouth: Yeah! Uh, take it, Richard!

Richard: What? Uh... Went outside 'cause the sun was shining, Big Mouth?

Big Mouth: Uh, then I went back inside because it was too hot! Go.

Richard: Uh, something happened that was really awesome.

Big Mouth: Uh, so I had some chocolate milk and I sat on the couch.

Richard: Duh, duh, duh and something something.

Big Mouth: Come on, Richard. You can do better than that.

Richard: I think he's onto us. What do we do now?

Big Mouth: Just keep singing with me till he goes away.

Big Mouth and Richard: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Cat: Song Title.

Big Mouth: Yeah! What did you think?

Cat: I think it just sound like you're making it up as you go along.

Big Mouth: What?!

Richard: Aw, why would you say that?

Cat: Look, you didn't come up with anything. That's okay. We could just do "In the Future" or "Dancin' Kitten" again, I guess.

Richard: Wait, Cat, you haven't heard the rest of the song yet.

Cat: You mean there's more?

Richard: You bet there is. Hit it, Big Mouth! There are the lyrics to the second verse.

Big Mouth: Even if you think that we're making them up!

Richard: We'll sing the song for you anytime.

Big Mouth: And it looks like it's about a quarter to three.

Richard: This door is for emergency use only.

Big Mouth: A big pile of costumes, a phone and a mop!

Richard: Nothing's written on this piece of paper.

Big Mouth: A cat looks around and shakes his head.

Big Mouth and Richard: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Cat: Okay, okay. You guys are clearly making this up as you go. I mean it's silly. It's ridiculous.

Peg: Guys, we heard your song from the other room. It's incredible!

Big Mouth and Cat : Real ly?

Pig: (in an operatic tone) Oh, yes! So innovative! I really like how the verses don't-a rhyme or make any sense!

Peg: It's just perfect!

Pig: (in an operatic tone) What are we waiting for? Let's-a go perform! (laughing)

Richard: Yeah!

Peg: I like pizza and playing games.

Pig: (in an operatic tone) I was kinda sleepy, but now I'm not!

Peg: Pictures of puppies can make me smile.

Pig: (in an operatic tone) My mom holds my hand when we ride the bus.

Big Mouth: Fur is sky blue except when it isn't.

Richard: Today's not my birthday, but I wish it was.

Peg: 47 is a pretty big number!

Pig: (in an operatic tone) I'm looking at my feet because I like my shoes.

Everyone: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title. You'll never can go wrong with Song Title.