James And The Queen of Sodor Transcript

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Characters

 * Thomas
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Percy
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Duck (cameo)
 * Oliver (cameo)
 * Mavis (cameo)
 * Salty (cameo)
 * 'Arry and Bert (cameo)
 * Skarloey (cameo)
 * Annie and Clarabel (cameo)

Transcript

 * Michael Brandon: The engines on the Island of Sodor want to be responsible, reliable and really useful. They are happiest when Sir Topham Hatt gives important work to do. James thinks his work is very important indeed. He is proud of his shiny red paint and likes to look clean and smart. One day, Percy puffed to the washdown.
 * Percy: My whistle's clogged.
 * Michael Brandon: He tried to blow hard to clean it out, but instead blew mud all over Gordon.
 * Gordon: Silly!
 * Michael Brandon: Huffed Gordon. Percy was trying not to laugh.
 * James: Keep your dirt away for me. I'm collecting the mayor today.
 * Gordon: I should do that.
 * James: Really!
 * Michael Brandon: Chuckled James.
 * James: You'd need a washdown first.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * Michael Brandon: Snorted Gordon. James just laughed. Soon, James had collected the mayor and puffed proudly away.
 * James: Just look at me, Gordon!
 * Gordon: Show off!
 * Michael Brandon: Muttered Gordon. Sir Topham Hatt came to the sheds.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I need an engine to collect the queen of Sodor.
 * Thomas: Who's the queen of Sodor?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: A leaky old barge.
 * Michael Brandon: Replied Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: She needs to go to the workshops. It's dirty work I'm afraid.
 * Michael Brandon: Just then, James shunted into the sheds. This gave Gordon an idea.
 * Gordon: Is collecting the queen of Sodor important work too?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Very important work. Do I have a volunteer?
 * James: Very important work!
 * Michael Brandon: Exclaimed James.
 * James: I'll do it!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Then it settled. She's waiting at the canal.
 * James: Thank you, Sir.
 * Michael Brandon: Said James. Gordon was delighted. His plan was working.
 * James: I'm here to collect the queen of Sodor!
 * Michael Brandon: Announced James.
 * Yard Manager: There she is.
 * Michael Brandon: The yard manager said. James was furious.
 * James: That slimy old tub! Gordon tricked me, he wants me to get dirty. I'll show him. A shiny engine like me never gets dirty.
 * Michael Brandon: Soon James set off with the queen of Sodor. It was a long journey to the workshops.
 * James: Shiny and clean, shiny and clean.
 * Michael Brandon: Puffed James. Then there was trouble. The tall funnel of the old barge crashed through a pipe. James was sure he'd get covered in sludge. But he didn't.
 * James: Shiny and clean, shiny and clean.
 * Michael Brandon: He declared again. The workmen soon cleared the mess and then James was on his way. He arrived safe and sound and pleased that the dirty work was done. When James returned to the sheds, he was very proud of himself.
 * Gordon: How did you manage to stay so clean?
 * James: I had to stay clean.
 * Michael Brandon: Boasted James.
 * James: In case there's important work to do.
 * Michael Brandon: Just then, Percy returned from the quarry.
 * Percy: My whistle is clogged again. Watch out, James.
 * Michael Brandon: Gust went everywhere.
 * Percy: I did warn you.
 * Thomas: You'll need a washdown now.
 * Michael Brandon: Teased Thomas.
 * James: Good.
 * Michael Brandon: Snorted James.
 * James: It will make me reddier than ever. I'm such a splendid engine.
 * Others: (groaning)