The Nutcracker nail polish/Simon's Song (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * March in Uniform as Simon Soundman

Lyrics
March in Uniform: I was taking a walk. Walking with my (barking) He's the friendliest (barking) that you'll ever see. But we met a (meow), a furry old (meow) and my funny old (barking) chased her up a tree. Couldn't get her down, so I found a (telephone ringing) and I dial that (telephone ringing), called a friend I knew, told him how my (barking) has scared the (meow). She was stuck in a tree. What was I to do? Well, my silly old friend said you'll need a (jet noise) a great big (jet noise) with wings to fly. Jumped into the (jet noise), fly up to the (meow), grab her down as we're flying by. Well, I hung the (telephone ringing) and I heard a (fire engine clanging) and a big red (fire engine clanging) drove up next to me. The man on the (fire engine clanging) had a great big ladder. He climbed up to the (meow) got her down from the tree. So I thanked the man. He drove off in the (fire engine clanging). I called my friend on the (telephone ringing) told him things were okay. Said goodbye to the (meow), then I called my (barking) and me and my (barking) we went on our way. And me and my (barking) we went on our way. Come on, pooch.