Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/Bert's Nap (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Big Bird Yellow as Bert
 * Zoe Pumpkin as Ernie

Transcript
Big Bird Yellow: *yawn* Oh boy ... It's time for a nap ... am I tired *yawn*

( Big Bird Yellow gets all comfortable in bed and begins to snore.)

Zoe Pumpkin: Big Bird Yellow! Oh Big Bird Yellow! Ol' buddy Big Bird Yellow? Hey, Big Bird Yellow ... Where are ya, Big Bird Yellow?

(sees Big Bird Yellow in bed)

Oh! Mmmm ... You know it is just possible that my old buddy Big Bird Yellow is asleep. For one thing, he's lying down, which he usually does when he is asleep. For another thing his eyes are closed ... yeah. And for another thing, he's not answering me when I talk. So old buddy Big Bird Yellow is probably asleep, but I will check just to make sure.

(pokes Big Bird Yellow )

Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke! Note how I can poke old buddy Big Bird Yellow is the stomach and he doesn't complain. Now when old buddy Big Bird Yellow is awake and I poke him in the stomach, he complains.

(sees Big Bird Yellow 's arm)

Oh looky here. Note how floppy and soggy-like old buddy Big Bird Yellow's arm is. When old buddy Big Bird Yellow is awake, he's not floppy and soggy like. So, I am quite certain that old buddy Big Bird Yellow is very definitely asleep. And ....

( Big Bird Yellow rolls over with eyes open)

On the other hand ... Now his eyes are open! My old buddy Big Bird Yellow's eyes are usually open only when he is awake, so he's probably awake, but I will check just to make sure. Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke!

Big Bird Yellow: Now cut that out!

Zoe Pumpkin: See, I was right, he's awake!

Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin!

Zoe Pumpkin: Yeah?

Big Bird Yellow: Why did you wake me up?

Zoe Pumpkin: Did I wake you up, old buddy?

Big Bird Yellow: Yes you did!

Zoe Pumpkin: See, I was right, first he was asleep and now he is awake.

Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin, why'd you wake me up?

Zoe Pumpkin: Uh ... Oh! .. Uh ... because I have something very important to tell you.

Big Bird Yellow: What's that?

Zoe Pumpkin: Well, you see I just looked at the clock.

Big Bird Yellow: So?

Zoe Pumpkin: It's time for your nap.

Big Bird Yellow: Ahhhhh!

Zoe Pumpkin: Well, sleep tight. Mmmm..Mmmmmm