Dual preggers

It was the middle of the night, and dark things were a brewin’ at the Neko Haten. A shadowy figure rummaged through the mail stolen earlier in the day, looking for a package.

“Shampoo know it in here,” the figure said. “Been waiting on it for months now. Should have come by… Ayah! Here it is!” She pulled out her package from the pile and let the rest fall to the floor. Hurriedly she tore open the paper, and pulled out a stack of small paper pouches, labeled “Jusenkyo Industries”. “Hehehe, Pervert Girl is going to live up to her name too too soon!”

"Come on Ranma! We're soooooooooo late!"

Akane was running as hard as she could along her usual path to school that morning. Ranma was running right beside her, which had become his habit ever since returning from China. Almost losing the one you... well, it changes a guy.

"Why the heck did you have to fight him anyway? You knew we were going to be late if you did!"

"Hey! It ain't my fault the stupid duck came by this morning and challenged me again.  I was gonna ignore him but he brought out that training potty again, and you don't know how embarrassing that is to be attacked by it.  I had to put him down.  'Sides, you coulda gone on yourself."

"I would have, but you guys kept getting in my way!"

Mousse had indeed attacked Ranma shortly after breakfast that morning. The reasons given were the usual: "Give up Shampoo" and all that jazz. The one thing he couldn't understand was why he had chosen that morning to attack. Everyone had settled down to an uneasy truce shortly after the wedding disaster, and Mousse had even been civil to him recently. He was obviously not completely focussed on the fight for that matter, as he kept looking away to make sure he knew where Akane was, and then leading the battle over to her. This revelation was one that frightened Ranma a bit, even if he wouldn't admit it, as it made it seem as if he was trying to get her hurt in the process.

It also had made the pair rather late for school, something that Ranma didn't really mind, but of course Akane did, so she was going to take it out on him. Oh well, at least things in general were going better with her. They rarely fought any more, and even had moments together where they were downright nice to each other. All in all, life wasn't so bad, if he could just get everyone off his back.