Sesame Street nail polish/Father (Mother and Children) Song (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Om Nom Nom! as Fat Blue Anything Muppet father
 * Big Bird is the Word! as Pumpkin Anything Muppet mother
 * I Love Trash as Green Anything Muppet son
 * Don't Joke Me! as Hot Pink Anything Muppet daughter

Part 1: Father Song
Om Nom Nom!: (spoken) Now this part of Sesame Street is brought to you by...Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-TAA!! Fathers. Now there are a few things you'd need to be a father. See, I'm a father. Now first of all, you need to have a wife. ( Big Bird is the Word! enters.) And I've got one and here she is. You also need some children. I've got a couple of those. ( I Love Trash and Don't Joke Me! enters.) This is my son and my daughter. They're brother and sister. But since this part of Sesame Street is brought to you by fathers, I'd like to tell you a little bit about what fathers do. Ahem. (singing) A father can fix anything, leaky tap or broken spring. In his home a father's king.

Om Nom Nom! , I Love Trash and Don't Joke Me! : And that 's what fathers do!

Om Nom Nom!: You betcha.

Don't Joke Me!: Good job, pop.

Om Nom Nom!: (spoken) Right. (singing) A father buys you food and clothes, takes you to the movie shows. Works all day to give you those.

Om Nom Nom! , I Love Trash and Don't Joke Me! : And that 's what fathers do!

Don't Joke Me!: My daddy.

Om Nom Nom!: (spoken) Hi. (singing) A father is a person with a very busy life.

I Love Trash and Om Nom Nom! : He takes care of his children.

Big Bird is the Word!: And he takes care of his wife.

Om Nom Nom!: He'll teach his children right from wrong, so they'll grow up safe and strong. Now this father's sung his song. And he has told to you.

Om Nom Nom! , Big Bird is the Word! , I Love Trash and Don't Joke Me! : Just what fathers do.

Part 2: Mother Song
Big Bird is the Word!: I'd like you to know that this part of Sesame Street is being brought to you by mothers. To be a mother, you'd need to have a husband.

Om Nom Nom!: And that's me.

Big Bird is the Word!: Yes, I have one right over here. And you'd need some children and, and they're right there.

I Love Trash: Hi.

Don't Joke Me!: Hi.

Big Bird is the Word!: My son and daughter and their father.

Don't Joke Me!: Hi, mommy.

I Love Trash: Hi, mommy.

Om Nom Nom!: That's us.

Big Bird is the Word!: But since this part of Sesame Street is being brought to you by mothers, I'd like to tell you a little about mothers.

I Love Trash: Oh, mommy.

Big Bird is the Word!: A mother cooks, a mother sews, a mother washes all of the clothes. Helps you to wipe a runny nose. Big Bird is the Word! , I Love Trash and Don't Joke Me! : And that's what moth ers do

Don't Joke Me!: Oh, mommy.

Big Bird is the Word!: A mother bakes an apple pie, hangs the laundry out to dry. Sings to kids their lullaby. Big Bird is the Word! , I Love Trash and Don't Joke Me! : And that's what moth ers do.

I Love Trash: Gosh, mom.

Big Bird is the Word!: A mother tucks you in at night as comfy as can be.

I Love Trash and Don't Joke Me! : And if you trip and fall, she'll put a bandage on your knee.

Big Bird is the Word!: A mother cares for everyone.

Om Nom Nom!: Husband.

Don't Joke Me!: Daughter.

I Love Trash: And her son.

Big Bird is the Word!: And now this mother's song is done. And now I told to you...

Om Nom Nom! , Big Bird is the Word! , I Love Trash and Don't Joke Me! : Just what mothers do.

Part 3: Children Song
Don't Joke Me!: Children.

I Love Trash: That's right. This part of Sesame Street is being brought to you by kids.

Don't Joke Me!: By little girls, by daughters, by sisters.

I Love Trash: By boys.

Don't Joke Me!: Mmm hmmm.

I Love Trash: By brothers, by sons.

Don't Joke Me!: See, children are really great. And I'm a daughter which means I have a mother and a father who are right over there somewhere. ( Om Nom Nom! and Big Bird is the Word! enters.) Oh, there they are. Yeah. And I'm also a sister which means I've got a brother who is right here.

I Love Trash: And I've got a mother and a father, too. They're the same as her mother and father.

Don't Joke Me!: Mmm hmmm.

( Om Nom Nom! and Big Bird is the Word! exits.)

I Love Trash: She's their daughter and I'm their son. And she's my sister. And since this part of Sesame Street is being brought to you by her and me, maybe we should tell you a little bit about ourselves. Now you sing it.

Don't Joke Me!: A daughter plays with dolls you know, helps her mother cook and sew. And in her head, she wears a bow.

I Love Trash and Don't Joke Me! : And that's what daughters do.

Don't Joke Me!: You sing now.

I Love Trash: (spoken) Okay. (singing) A son can run and throw a ball, jump up high and never fall. Grow up to be six feet tall.

I Love Trash and Don't Joke Me! : And that's what a son can do.

I Love Trash: You sing it.

Don't Joke Me!: (spoken) Okay. (singing) A daughter can be beautiful when she puts on a dress.

I Love Trash: A son can make a mudpie and get covered with a mess.

Don't Joke Me!: Uh, oh. But still, I love my brother fine.

I Love Trash: And I'm glad my sister's mine.

I Love Trash and Don't Joke Me! : We're together all the time and now we told to you just what brothers do.

( Don't Joke Me! kisses I Love Trash )