Muppets/I'm Sad Because I'm Happy (from Oscar's Trashy Songs)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
 * Mean Mama as Grundgetta
 * Uncle Deadly, Boppity, Gloat, Snake Frackle, Blue Scoff, Green Scoff, Mo Frackle, J.G. and Constantine as The Grouch Choir
 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
 * Rowlf the Dog as Telly Monster
 * Miss Piggy as Rosita
 * Beaker as Honker
 * Bean Bunny as Benny Rabbit
 * Gonzo as Grover
 * Animal as Cookie Monster
 * Janice as Zoe
 * Old Skyball Paint as Horse
 * Camilla and Lolita the Chicken as Chickens
 * Wolfhound and Lyle as Dogs
 * Super Sheep, Norman and Baab the Sheep as Sheep
 * Penguin as Penguin
 * Gaffer as Chip

Lyrics
Sam the Eagle: Oh there are days, when skies are grey And everything goes wrong When I start yelling, "Go away!" And people say, "So long!" When everything's in disarray I'm right where I belong When fun's away on holiday This grouch must sing this song

I'm sad, because I'm happy And I'm happy, 'cause I'm mad And I'm mad, 'cause it sounds sappy To be happy when you're sad

Yes there are days when skies are grey And all the world looks yucky When clouds and rain won't go away And the road I'm on turns mucky My feet splash in the mud, and hey, My toes get wet and gucky Yes everything just goes my way I feel so gosh-darn lucky!

( Mean Mama, Uncle Deadly , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Frackle , Mo Frackle , J. G. and Constantine joins in)

I'm sad (he's sad), because I'm happy ('cause he's happy) And I'm happy (and he's happy), 'cause I'm mad ('cause I'm mad) And I'm mad (he's mad), 'cause it sounds sappy To be happy when you're sad

Everyone: Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh.

Sam the Eagle: Everybody sing!

(sung in grand style)

I'm sad (he's sad), because I'm happy (he's happy) And I'm happy (he's happy), 'cause I'm mad (he's mad) And I'm mad (he's mad), 'cause it sounds sappy To be happy when you're sad

(spoken, with music still playing)

Sam the Eagle: Hey! Ah, I wish every day was like this!

Mean Mama: Ah, me too, Sammy!

Sam the Eagle: Well, if wishes were garbage trucks, grouches would ride.

Mean Mama: So true, so true!

Sam the Eagle: Let's just enjoy the moment. Yeah.