Danella Throws Another Tantrum (A Friends and PBS NewsHour Crossover)

Transcript

 * Storyteller: One fine day, Maya and Miguel went to a video store. When she saw an Alvin and the Chipmunks DVD, she went beserk!
 * Danella: I want that Card!
 * Maya's Parents: No, Danella!
 * Storyteller: scolded her parents.
 * Angelina: You have lots of DVDs at home!
 * Storyteller: and Maya began to throw a BIG tantrum!
 * Danella: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I WANT THE POKEMON CARDS NOW!!!!!!
 * Judy Woodruff : YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 2 Minutes Later...
 * Danella: I want that Pokemon plush!
 * Joycelyn: No, Danella, you have a lot of Pokemon stuff at home!
 * Danella (loud roar): ROAAAAAARRRRRRR!! I WANT THE 2011 POKEMON CARDS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Miguel: YOU SUCK, MAYA!!!!!!!!
 * Rosa: Knock it off, Maya!
 * Danella: NO WAY, TOURIST!!!!
 * Judy Woodruff: AND DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!!!
 * Danella (screaming): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I WANT THE 2009 POKEMON CARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Angelina: If you keep this up then all you want is a big spanking!
 * Danella: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 * Jim Lehrer: SHUT UP, DANELLA!!!!!
 * Danella: NO, YOU SHUT UP, JIM LEHRER!!!!
 * Jim Lehrer: What an idiot.
 * Kate Lehrer: I know, right? She is so annoying.
 * Maya: Hey, Gentlemen! Give me that honey jar!
 * Pooh: No! It's mine!
 * Maya: Give it to me now or I'll throw you out the window!
 * Pooh: You wouldn't dare!
 * (Maya grabs Pooh and throws him out the window. Pooh screams).
 * Tigger: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! (Tigger goes to chase after Maya)
 * Rabbit: Tigger! Stop!
 * Piglet: That's just a 10-year-old girl.
 * (Maya goes to chase after Piglet and Rabbit. Piglet and Rabbit scream)
 * Maya: Next time you butt your noses in my business I'll throw you out the window!
 * Piglet: Then you shouldn't have thrown POOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH...!!! (Screaming as Maya throws him out the window)
 * Rabbit: WHY CAN'T YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF??!!
 * (Maya grabs Rabbit and throws him out the window)
 * Rabbit (screaming): YOU'LL BE SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
 * Tigger: That's it, Maya! You have crossed the line!
 * (Maya grabs Tigger and throws HIM out the window, too!)
 * Tigger (screaming): I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
 * Maya (hair bobbles glowing): Eso es! I will do something to get revenge!
 * (At Donald Duck's house. Donald is babysitting his nephews Huey, Dewey, and Louie. The boys have just entered a dance competition and are getting ready).
 * Huey: Oh, boy! I can't wait for this dance competition!
 * Dewey: Me, neither!
 * Louie: You think there will be hot chicks there?
 * Donald: Don't start with that stupid talk! And you boys better behave yourselves at this dance competition!
 * Huey, Dewey, and Louie: WE'RE NOT TALKING STUPID, UNCLE DONALD!!!
 * Donald: THAT'S IT!!! YOU BOYS ARE ALL MY SUPPER TONIGHT!!!!!
 * Huey, Dewey, and Louie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 * (Donald angrily chases Huey, Dewey, and Louie while he quacks angrily and Huey, Dewey, and Louie scream).
 * (At Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey's house. The boys are all dressed up and ready to go).
 * Dewey: I'm so excited for this dance competition tonight!
 * Reese: Me, too. And better yet, there will be no annoying parents there.
 * Malcolm: Yeah. If Mom and Dad came with us and annoyed us at the competition, I'd die.
 * (Hal and Lois, Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey's parents, enter the room. They are furious).
 * Lois: What did you say about us?!
 * Malcolm: We weren't talking to you!
 * Hal: We heard you boys saying nasty things about us!
 * Reese: You can't just butt into our conversation like that!
 * Lois: Boys, go to your room.
 * (Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey storm off to their room).
 * (At Oobi, Uma, and Grampu's house).
 * Oobi: Oobi dance competition. Grampu? Oobi dance competition?
 * Grampu: Yes, Oobi cleaned room this morning. Oobi dance competition.
 * Oobi: Hurray!
 * Uma: Oooh!! Uma too! Uma too!
 * Grampu: Yes, Uma.
 * (At Kako's house. Oobi knocks on Kako's door)
 * Oobi: Kako? Kako, Oobi dance competition?
 * Kako: Kako ask. (Kako goes to ask his mother permission) Momu? Kako, Oobi dance competition?
 * (Kako excitedly runs back to the front door. Apparently his mother said yes).
 * Kako: Kako, Oobi dance competition!
 * Oobi: Kako, Oobi dance competition!
 * Oobi and Kako: Kako, Oobi dance competition!
 * (Oobi and Kako do their signature high-five/finger-wiggling)
 * (At Tori Vega's house).
 * Cat: Hey, Tori, ready to go to the dance competition?
 * Tori: Yes! Let's go!
 * (Tori and Cat head over to Robbie's house).
 * Tori: Robbie, you coming with us to the dance competition?
 * Robbie: Uh, sure, I'll come.
 * Rex: Don't listen to him. He's just a dumb ol' fraidy-cat!
 * Robbie: THAT'S IT!!! YOU'RE GOING IN TIME-OUT, MISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Robbie puts Rex in a corner for a time-out).
 * Rex: No! No time-out! Nooooo!
 * (At T.U.F.F. Headquarters)
 * Dudley: I am so PSYCHED for this dance competition tonight!
 * Kitty: Let's just hope nothing goes wrong at this competition!
 * Dudley: And let's see who wins!
 * (At Mickey Mouse's house. Mickey is all dressed up and waiting for Minnie to come pick him up and go with him to the dance competition they entered).
 * Minnie: Hi, Mickey, ready to go to the dance competition?
 * Mickey: You betcha! Let's go!
 * (In Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob knocks on Patrick's rock).
 * SpongeBob: Patrick! It's time to go to the dance competition!
 * Patrick: ALL RIGHT! Let's go get Squidward.
 * SpongeBob and Patrick: Squidward! Squidward! It's time to go to the dance competition!
 * Squidward: Go away!
 * SpongeBob: But Squidward, tonight's the dance competition. We can't be late.
 * Squidward: GO AWAY OR I WILL PHYSICALLY HURT YOU!!!!!!!!!
 * SpongeBob and Patrick: No!
 * (SpongeBob and Patrick drag Squidward out of his house).
 * Squidward: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!!!!
 * (SpongeBob and Patrick scream and run from Squidward).
 * Squidward: GET BACK HERE SO I CAN PHYSICALLY HURT YOU!!!!!!!!!
 * Patrick: You wouldn't dare!
 * (Squidward attacks Patrick. Patrick screams).
 * (At the hotel ballroom, beautifully decorated with flowers and Boston ferns. People and characters dancing in ballroom).
 * Maya (deep voice from the Maya & Miguel episode "The Bet"): Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen! I'm sorry to interrupt the competition.
 * (Maya glares at judge with the same exact look on her face she had when she glared at the judges in theMaya & Miguel episode "The Bet". She is wearing the same exact men's suit, long-sleeved collared men's dress shirt, shoes, necktie, and hardhat that she wore when she interrupted the dance competition in "The Bet").
 * Maya (with the same exact look on her face when she started speaking in that deep voice again after she glared at the judges in the Maya & Miguel episode "The Bet", deep voice from "The Bet"): But we've got some code issues.
 * Mickey: What code issues?
 * Maya (normal voice): The, uh...(deep voice from "The Bet", same style when she corrected herself in "The Bet"): The usual ones, you know, really bad stuff. VERY bad. Yuck.
 * Dudley: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!!
 * Maya (sits in chair, lifts Dudley onto her lap) (deep voice from "The Bet"): I'll show you what I mean, Dudley.
 * (Maya points to an empty chair near the door. Verminious Snaptrap and Bird Brain burst into the room laughing their heads off. The empty chair turns out to be the Chameleon in disguise).
 * Snaptrap: Ha ha! We came here to destroy Agents Puppy and Katswell!
 * Kitty: Oh, you're not getting away with it this time, Snaptrap!
 * Bird Brain: How you gonna stop us?
 * The Chameleon: Hey, Agents Puppy and Katswell--you do realize that's not an actual building inspector, right? That's actually a 10-year-old girl impersonating one.
 * Kitty: WHAT??!!!
 * Dudley: Kitty, help me! This weird Spanish girl is embarrassing me! (starts to cry).
 * Maya (hugs Dudley, gently strokes Dudley's fur) (deep voice from "The Bet"): Awww, don't cry, sweetie, it's OK.
 * Kitty: Hang on, Dudley! I'll save you!
 * (Kitty suddenly feels a tug on her jacket. She looks down to see the Little Chipmunk Girl).
 * Little Chipmunk Girl: Why did the weird Spanish girl end the dance competition?!
 * Alvin: I hate you, Maya!
 * Simon: This is all your fault!
 * Theodore: Why can't you keep your nose out of everyone's business, Maya?!
 * Minnie: Maya! You ruined everything!
 * Mickey: Yeah! Thanks a lot, you stupid idiot!
 * (offscreen man's voice): DON'T MOVE!!!
 * (A team of policemen bursts into the room. One holds out a gun, another takes a pair of handcuffs out of his pants pocket).
 * Policeman: Maya Santos! Put your hands up!
 * Maya (deep voice from "The Bet"): But...
 * Policeman: I SAID PUT THEM UP!!!!!!!
 * (Maya puts her hands up in the air. The policemen come over to her, put her hands behind her back, and start handcuffing her).
 * Policeman: You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you by the court.
 * Maya ("Chrissy's Big Move" and "Career Day" style): Ohh.
 * (At the Santos family's apartment. The police walks in with a handcuffed Maya).
 * Policeman: Your daughter has impersonated a building inspector and impulsively interrupted a dance competition.
 * Rosa: WHAT??!!!
 * Santiago: MAYA, DO YOU KNOW THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW!!!!??
 * Rosa: How many times have we told you not to butt into other people's business??!!
 * Miguel: I tell her all the time, and she never listens!
 * Santiago: THAT'S IT, YOUNG LADY! YOU'RE GROUNDED!
 * (Maya starts throwing yet another temper tantrum. She throws herself on the floor and starts screaming, crying, kicking her feet, and banging her fists on the floor).
 * Maya: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
 * Rosa: Stop that now! You are 10 years old! You're too old for that!
 * Maya: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
 * Santiago: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!
 * Storyteller: So Maya was grounded and sent to her room for punishment. The next day, Robbie and his dummy puppet Rex arrived at the Santos family's apartment to take Maya to jail.
 * Robbie: Rex, we need to put Maya in jail, right now.
 * Rex: We're taking you to jail!
 * (Robbie and Rex put Maya in jail).
 * Maya: How long must I stay for?
 * Rex: Forever. Goodbye.
 * Storyteller: Maya kicked and screamed for a whole life! The End!