SCRIPT

Fellow Decepticons, Megatron, your leader, speaks.

For too long we have suffered Autobot opression, banished from our home of Cybertron, forced to live as outcasts on the rim of the galaxy.

While Autobot scum bask in luxury. But I swear to you that as long as I still process code I will lead you all- lead you all to a galactic order, a order that starts when the Decepticons control Cybertron. And Woe betide any who would wish to undermine my authority.

That's better.