Thomas/South Park Parody 1: James Cries

Description
James threatens to fight with Duck, but Duck pushes him into some tar wagons and James cries like a baby.

Cast

 * James as Cartman
 * Thomas as Stan
 * Duck as Kyle
 * Percy as Ike (does not speak)
 * Molly as Mrs. Cartman (mentioned)

Transcript

 * Thomas: What is that?
 * James: It's Christmas. We offically missed it. It's Christmas Day and...I'm in Canada.
 * Duck: Well yeah, but I-I got my brother back.
 * James: Yeah, you got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! And what did I tell you, Duck? I told you if we didn't make it back in time for Christmas I was gonna push you off the rails, didn't I?
 * Duck: Dude, come on.
 * James: Well now you're gonna get it, little moron! That's right, you and me, right now; we're having it out! Let's go! Come on! Come on! [Duck pushes James into some tar wagons. Tar spills all over him, causing him to enter a daze; he snaps out of it and wails uncontrollably] Waaaaaahhhh! Waaaaaaahh! Moolllyyy! Moolllyyy!