Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Bear in the Big Blue House and Blue's Clues/Grouchelot (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Sidestep (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Oscar the Grouch
 * Edwina Badger (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Grundgetta
 * Hamilton Hocks (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Telly Monster
 * Reggie Van Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Stephen J. Grouch

Lyrics
Sidestep: Grouchelot, Grouchelot! We'll always raise our voice to Grouchelot, Grouchelot because we love making noise!

Reggie Van Beast: The sun never shines in Grouchelot!

Hamilton Hocks: And there's always long lines in Grouchelot!

Reggie Van Beast: The hot breezes blow And the flowers don't grow That's the way that you know...

Reggie Van Beast and Hamilton Hocks : It's Grouchelot!

Hamilton Hocks: You won't need my flash in Grouchelot!

Edwina Badger: And there's great piles of trash in Grouchelot!

Sidestep: All night grouches yell! It's so yucky and swell. And the rotten fish smell.

Everyone: That's the way you can tell It's Grouchelot, Grouchelot Where neighbors slam their door! Yes, Grouchelot, Grouchelot! What grouch could ask for more?

Sidestep: So stick to your home Where the buffalo roam! We'll stay here...

Everyone: ...in Grouchelot!