Sesame Street Avalon 12 Crayons/Tall Short Texans (from Elmo's Lowdown Hoedown)

Cast

 * Bert Yellow as Big Bird
 * Frazzle Red as Elmo

Lyrics
Bert Yellow: Well I'm a tall, tall Texan I'm talking tall, tall, tall (He comes from Texas and he's really tall) I change a light bulb easy I play great basketball (He's great at light bulbs and at basketball) Even the longest long-johns Are always way too small (The longest long-johns always way too small)

Frazzle Red: Frazzle Red's a short, short Texan He's talking real petite (He comes from Texas and he's real petite) Piglet has tripped my share of bad guys So better watch your feet (He trips up bad guys, better watch your feet) (spoken) Not you, Bert Yellow. Even one tiny little meatball Is way too big to eat (One tiny meatball's way too big to eat)

Bert Yellow: Yeah, when I drop my toothpick There's just one guy to call

Frazzle Red: Ya call a short, short Texan 'Cause it's too low for y'all And when Frazzle Red need some boosting To hop onto my horse

Bert Yellow: You call a tall, tall Texan Like your buddy, of course

Frazzle Red: (spoken) Of course! Hee-haw! (scatting) Yeah!

Bert Yellow: Well, I'm a tall, tall Texan Hitting the dusty trail (He's a tall Texan 'bout to hit the trail)

Frazzle Red: Bert Yellow. (coughing) Boy, it sure is dusty. Next to a short, short Texan We stick together without fail (They're gonna stick together without fail)

Bert Yellow and Frazzle Red : We'd like to thank you folks for listening' To this here short tall tale (laughing)