It's a Not-So Meaningful Light - Dudes, He Ate My Cake

This is the second song in It's a Not-So Meaningful Light. The reprise to this is the fifth song.

Initial

 * Marty Marigold: Buccaneer Lunt! Captain Pa! Buccaneer Larry!
 * Pirates: Yeah?
 * Marty Marigold: I'm clearly aware that we're outta confetti.
 * Buccaneer Larry: I was hoping that, you ask. (Strums guitar)
 * Buccaneer Lunt: You might show our clear attention to why dudes ate a cake.
 * Captain Pa: And... it goes something like this.
 * Pirates: Dudes, he ate my cake.
 * Marty Marigold: And what's more...
 * Pirates: We never knew that came.
 * Marty Marigold: Ya can't just climb onto the balcony and rob us!
 * Pirates: Don't let that pass on ev'ryone...
 * (Squish)
 * Marty Marigold: D8
 * Buccaneer Lunt: (farts on Mr. Marigold)
 * Buccaneer Larry: Dude, he just farted on that guy's eyes.
 * Buccaneer Lunt: What am I gonna do with all those slaves?

Reprise

 * Jude: This came to be true.
 * Karen: Can we tell you what the trouble is?
 * Reuben: I just wanted to hear you say it.
 * Jude: We knew it came along.
 * Karen: We let it pass.
 * Reuben: And this is how we repay them.
 * Queen: Hey! Do you think this is funny!
 * Jude: I beg of you one more time.
 * Karen: Will you or will you not...
 * Reuben: See that they're outta confetti?!
 * (Jude throws out queen)
 * (Karen whacks queen with suitcase)
 * Queen: ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE YOU THINK ABOUT!?!?!?!
 * Karen: (looks around) I believe that was a no.