Sesame Street Crayons and Muppet nail polish/Our Favorite Things (Sesame Street live show)

Cast

 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert
 * Gone Gonzo! as Cookie Monster
 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Oscar the Grouch

Transcript
Big Bird Feather Yellow: (laughing) Oh, boy. This is so exciting. Come on, Gone Gonzo!! Fresh Frog of Bel Air, hurry up and say hello to all our friends!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Hey! What's going on?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: We're here to tell all of our good friends about our favorite things. Would you like to start?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Friends?! Yuck!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, then. This might be difficult. Uh, evidently, Gone Gonzo! and I came here today to tell all of these nice friendly people about...

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, yeah. Uh, they are our friends! Hi! You got cookie?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Come on. Yes, yes. As I was saying, we are all here to tell you, our friends, a little bit about our favorite things. I'll go first. My favorite thing in the whole world is pigeons. They're so lovely and cooey.

Gone Gonzo!: (spoken) But first, me favorite song about cookies. (singing) C is for cookie, that's good enough for me C is for cookie, that's good enough for me C is for cookie, that's good enough for me Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C. (spoken) Oh, me love cookies!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: We get the picture, Gone Gonzo!. But I was trying to tell all these lovely people about pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, me love cookies!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (groans) Not cookies, Gone Gonzo!! Pigeons!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: I always hate to stop a good argument, but you need to know about trash.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Okay, but after I talk about my great love of pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: No, no, no. Cookies!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Trash!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Okay, okay. I do not want to argue. Fresh Frog of Bel Air, tell everyone about your favorite thing.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Well, me. I love trash. (singing) Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash (spoken) You're getting it, kids? (singing) I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn It's all full of holes and the laces are torn A gift from my mother the day I was born I love it because it's trash (spoken) Hotcha, hotcha, hotcha! Are we rotten or what?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a minute, Fresh Frog of Bel Air! I have an idea! You want to talk about trash, Gone Gonzo! wants to talk about, well, cookies, and I want to expel on the loveliness of the pigeon. We should cooperate!

Gone Gonzo!: Why me not think of that?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Cooperate? Oh, all right. Just this once.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, everybody in the world has something that they love.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And so we may as well let you know.

Gone Gonzo!: The things we are fondest of.

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Oh, we love...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: And cookies.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And trash.

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Such fun to...

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Bang on.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Or talk to.

Gone Gonzo!: Or mash. (laughing) So delicious and chewy.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: So delightful and coo-ey.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Rotten, yucky and poo-ey.

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : I guess that I'm just different than you-ie!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: And cookies.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And trash.

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Just hear them.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Coo coo.

Gone Gonzo!: And crunch crunch.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And crash.

Gone Gonzo!: (spoken) Yeah!

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Everybody loves something And sure as dad's mustache, We love...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: And cookies.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And trash.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hey, how about a little soft-shoe?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: All right. Heh, heh, heh.

Gone Gonzo!: (spoken) Yeah! Check this out! (singing) So delicious and chewy.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: So delightful and coo-ey.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Rotten, yucky and poo-ey.

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : I guess that I'm just different than you-ie!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: And cookies.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And trash.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (spoken) Yeah! Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : I'm thrilled to...

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Bang mine.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Or dance with.

Gone Gonzo!: Or mash. Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Everybody loves something And sure as dad's mustache, We love...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: And cookies.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Pigeons.

Gone Gonzo!: And cookies.

Big Bird Feather Yellow, Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Pigeons and cookies, and trash!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Yuck! All that is for mushy stuff!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (laughing) Oh, Fresh Frog of Bel Air! That was a lot of fun! We had a lot of fun sharing our favorite things with you. Come back and see us again soon!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: So scream already!

Gone Gonzo!: Thanks for coming!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Bye!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Bye, bye! Goodbye! Heh, heh!

Gone Gonzo!: Bye, bye!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Toodles!