Blindly Selected Characters/Mr. R (from The Letter People)

Cast

 * King Derwin (from The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss) as Mr. R

Lyrics
King Derwin: I'm Mr. R. (laughing) I have ripping rubberbands. Running, racing, ripping rubberbands. Round and round, I'm ripping rubberbands. I rip them near and far. Rip-roaring Mr. R. You must beware of my ripping rubberbands. I rip them around the room. I rip them everywhere. I rip them when you're rollerskating rip them right in your hair. I rip them off the roof. I rip them in the rain. I'm Mr. R whose rubberbands gives everyone a roaring pain. Running, racing, ripping rubberbands. Round and round, I'm ripping rubberbands. I rip them near and far. Rip-roaring Mr. R. You must beware of my ripping rubberbands. Rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip!