Bulldog (RS Mr. Conductor and Friends episode)

Bulldog is the third episode of the fourth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the eighty-first episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
 * Grandpa Dave (from Arthur) as Toby
 * Doc (from Snow White) as Duke
 * Grumpy (from Snow White) as Sir Handel/Falcon
 * Captain Star (from TUGS) as The Mid-Sodor Railway Manager
 * Happy (from Snow White) as Peter Sam/Stuart (does not speak)
 * Dopey (from Snow White) as Duncan (cameo)
 * Phil (from Rugrats) as Stephen Hatt (cameo)
 * Mrs. Twombly (from Littlest Pet Shop (2012)) as Mrs. Kyndley (cameo)
 * Orson (from Garfield/US Acres) as Farmer Trotter (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "One morning, Bart was impatience. He was wearing a new shirt and long for everyone to see it. The other TV Characters were still dozing, but not Bart."

Bart: "Driver should be here by now. What's he doing?"

Garfield: "Sleeping."

Narrator: "Grunted Garfield."

Bart: "But that means I'll be late. The flowers will be waiting and the passengers will get cross."

Homer: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Huffed Homer."

Schemer: "It's still early."

Narrator: "Added Schemer."

Schemer: "You just want to show off."

Bart: "No I don't!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Never Bart."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "It'll soon be time for work. But be careful, or you might run into danger and Doc is not here to save you."

Grandpa Dave: "D-D-Doc?"

Narrator: "Stuttered Grandpa Dave."

Grandpa Dave: "You mean our hero?"

Narrator: "A large painting of Doc hung in the house."

RS Mr. Conductor: "The very same."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Driver told me the story. Listen."

Narrator: "And this is the story RS Mr. Conductor told them."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Long ago, Happy and Grumpy used to work with Doc on his old land, but Grumpy still had a lot to learn.

Captain Star came to see him."

Captain Star: "Grumpy, I'm pleased with your work so far. Now you must learn the difficult part of the path. We call it "The Mountain Road"."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Grumpy was excited."

Grumpy: "Yes, please sir."

Captain Star: "So tomorrow,"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Continued Captain Star."

Captain Star: "When you have some new clothes, you will go on it. Doc will explain everything."

Grumpy: "Huh!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Thought Grumpy."

Grumpy: "Doc's an old fusspot!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Next day came."

Doc: "Listen."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Warned Doc."

Doc: "The mountain road is difficult. I'll lead."

Grumpy: "No."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Replied Grumpy."

Grumpy: "I'll lead. How can I learn the route with you lumbering ahead and blocking the view?"

Doc: "Suit yourself."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Said Doc."

Doc: "But never mind the view. Look at the path."

RS Mr. Conductor: "The dwarfs set off."

Doc: "Look at the path."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Puffed Doc."

Doc: "Never mind the view."

Grumpy: "Fusspot, fusspot!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Replied Grumpy."

Grumpy: "Fuddy-duddy, fuddy-duddy, fuddy-duddy!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "The dawrfs' speed grew slower and slower."

Grumpy: "Don't dawdle, don't dawdle!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Urged Grumpy."

Doc: "No hurry, no hurry."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Puffed Doc.

Soon they approach the tunnel. Grumpy didn't like the tunnel. It was curved and he couldn't see."

Grumpy: "I want to get out! I want to get out!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "He sighed. One moment, everything seemed safe. But then suddenly...

Grumpy hung dangerously over the edge.

Doc bravely held on with all of his strength."

Doc: "Stop shaking!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "He called."

Doc: "I can't hold you if you shake."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Doc's driver and fireman worked quickly to make the two dwarfs safe again.

Then came more trouble."

Doc's Fireman: "Water!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Cried Doc's fireman."

Doc's Fireman: "Doc needs water quickly!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Luckily there was a workman's cottage nearby. Soon everyone was passing jugs, buckets, kettles and saucepans filled with water until Doc's thirst was quinched. All the while, Doc was building more strength. At last, when everyone's help, he was able to pull Grumpy back onto the path.

Then they started off once more.

Captain Star was waiting at the top station. He apologized with the accident."

Passengers: "Your Doc,"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Said the passengers."

Passengers: "is a hero. He stood firm like a bulldog and wouldn't like go."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Grumpy was grateful too."

Grumpy: "Thank you for saving me, Doc. I don't know why you bothered after I've been so rude."

Doc: "Oh well,"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Replied Doc."

Doc: "You just had some new clothes. It would've been a pity if you felled down the mountain and spoiled them."