Muppets/Opposite Stuff (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Mahna Mahna as Bip Bippadotta
 * The Alderney and Bull as Cows
 * Lips, Trumpet Girl and Ms. Horn as Green and Lavender Anything Muppet trumpet players
 * Animal as Pumpkin Anything Muppet drummer
 * Link Hogthrob as Green Anything Muppet police officer
 * Bertha as Fat Blue Anything Muppet jackhammer construction worker

Lyrics
(music playing)

Mahna Mahna: A loop boop boodle loodoo doodee bum bahdoo dahdoo. Badledoo doo doo laaa dee doo doo. Opposite. Doo boop boo bahdoo dee boo. Up. Down. Up. Down. Uhh--uhh-up! Dow-oww-oww-oww-down! That's opposite. Baa baa dee boop boo doo doo doo. Opposite. Far. Near. Far. Near. Faa-ahh-ahh-arrr! Faaar! Nearrrrr--neeear! That's opposite. Opposite. Opposite. Bop a doo bop baa a doo doo doo.

The Alderney and Bull : Up and down, near and far. It's clear to seeee!

Bip Bippadotta: Badledoo dee bop baa, a doodlee doo.

The Alderney and Bull : That two things are called opposites when they're just as different as they can be.

Mahna Mahna: Bum badlee bop boo! Opposite. Opposite. Loud.

( Lips, Trumpet Girl and Ms. Horn passes by, trumpeting)

Mahna Mahna: Soft. Loud.

( Animal passes by, drumming on his drums)

Mahna Mahna: Soft. Loud! Looooud!

( Bertha pounds away on a jackhammer while Link Hogthrob passes by in a police car.)

Mahna Mahna: Sooooft. Soft! They're opposite. Opposite. Loud!

( Animal passes by again, playing on his drums.)

Mahna Mahna: Soft. Opposite. Near. Far. Opposite. Up. Down. Opposite. Opposite. Opposite. Opposite. Doo doodlee, opposite. Bop a doodlee, opposite. Bee bop bop, opposite. Doo bee bop bop, opposite. See dee dee dee doo, opposite.