Fraggle Rock/Elmo the King (from Basil Hears a Noise)

Cast

 * Boober Fraggle as Basil
 * Wembley Fraggle as Elmo
 * Gillis Fraggle as Tailor
 * Cantus the Minstrel as Trumpeter
 * Philo and Gunge as Two-Headed Monster
 * Merggles as Honkers
 * Doozers as Anything Muppets
 * Purple Sproingers as Sheep
 * Venerable Sage Hambo and Venerable Sage Lambo as Chip and Dip
 * Poison Cacklers as AM Monsters
 * Baby Poison Cackler as The Wolf
 * Papa Tree Creature, Mama Tree Creature and Baby Tree Creature as Birds
 * Sprocket as Dog
 * Skenfrith as Bear
 * Inkspots as Pigs
 * Blustering Bellowpane Monster as Fred the Wonder Horse
 * Beastie as Cow
 * Lanford as Turtle

Lyrics
Wembley Fraggle: Wait, wait. Yoo-hoo. Pardon me. Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. Excuse me. Will everybody be quiet? King Rizzo hears a noise.

Storyteller Fraggle: Well, thank goodness, it's only a little shepherd.

Wembley Fraggle: Oh, shepherd not very scary. Hey, hey, hey. Shepherd even look brave.

Boober Fraggle: Wait. But excuse me, but where are we and who are you?

Wembley Fraggle: Ahem. We are the creatures of the forest.

Gillis Fraggle: Yeah, and are we ever glad to see you.

Boober Fraggle: You are?

Rumple Fraggle: Strange things have been happening.

Storyteller Fraggle: Yes, someone keeps playing tricks on us.

Boober Fraggle: Tricks? What kind of tricks?

Storyteller Fraggle: Hey, Wembley. You just tell him what happened.

Wembley Fraggle: Okay. Ahem. Oh, Wembley's my name and Wembley the King and the kingdom should be a magnificent thing Rizzo has splendid gown and a mace I'll fill it with elegance, style and grace But also today, Wembley really up frown as King Wembley slept, Last night someone crept into Wembley's capers and sat on the crown.

Everyone: As King Wembley left, last night someone crept, into Wembley's capers and sat on the crown.

Gillis Fraggle: Good day. I'm the tailor and I make the clothes. And not long ago, I've got some trousers arose. Oh, I've been making trousers for all the townsfolk. When somebody sew up the legs for a joke. But it isn't funny. It makes me see red. For to my dismay, they just fit one way. And how would you like to wear pants on your head?

Everyone: For to his dismay, they just fit one way, and how would you like to wear pants on your head?

Cantus the Minstrel: Oh, I'm Lips the trumpeter. Music's my thing. I'll blow this and people make way for the king. It's a very good job if you're musically fit being King Wembley's accompaniment. But now what I do makes me sad and forlong because just yesterday when I was away. Somebody did something bad to my horn.

Everyone: Because just yesterday when he was away, somebody did something bad to his horn.

Wembley Fraggle: Oh, there used to be laughter and happiness here. But now it's the kingdom, our specialties' fears. It's just that we never know what to expect.

Venerable Sage Hambo and Venerable Sage Hambo : If you call us scaredy cats, you'll be correct.

Wembley Fraggle: If you think my life is as wrong as can be, Things very tough, And if that's not enough, This morning, that paper walks into that tree.

Everyone: Things very tough, and if that's not enough, this morning, that paper walks into that tree.

Storyteller Fraggle: Some helpful tips for planning your move.

Gillis Fraggle: And on top of all this, our bravest knight, Sir Blunderbrain, is nowhere to be found.

Boober Fraggle: But that isn't very nice of someone to play tricks on you. What are you going to do?

Wembley Fraggle: Well, Marjory the Riddler can you answer you any question. Marjory can tell us who's playing tricks. Oh, someone has to go to the Fountain of Riddles.

Boober Fraggle: But who?

Wembley Fraggle: Oh yeah. That's right.

(everyone laughing)

Boober Fraggle: Oh, now just a minute. I'm just a good-hearted little shepherd, not a brave-hearted little shepherd. Sorry.

Wembley Fraggle: Oh, no. Here we go again.

Gillis Fraggle: Hey. I know. I can give you a disguise. Yes. I can disguise you as a wandering minstrel, a musician. Yeah, here. There. Now that will keep you safe.

Boober Fraggle: But why would that keep me safe?

Gillis Fraggle: Well, the only other outfit I have is for a rat catcher.

Boober Fraggle: Oh, well, I sure don't wanna be a rat catcher.

Wembley Fraggle: Oh, well, good luck then.

Everyone: Goodbye, good luck, goodbye. Goodbye.

Wembley Fraggle: Good luck finding the Fountain of Riddles.