Fanboy & Chum Chum/The Simpsons: Lisa's Date With Density Parodies-Featuring Rebecca The Sorceress and Sigmund The Sorcerer

Cast

 * Rebecca The Sorceress (A Made-Up Character) as Lisa Simpson
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer as Nelson Muntz
 * Fanboy as Bart Simpson
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason as Milhouse Van Houten
 * Mr. Hank Mufflin as Principal Skinner

Quotes

 * [Near Milkweed Academy For Wizards, Rebecca has a picnic with Sigmund on a hill overseeing the city at night.]
 * Rebecca: Isn't it nice up here?, What are you thinking, Sigmund?
 * Sigmund: Am I zinking about vhat?
 * Rebecca: About everything.
 * Sigmund: Nozing.
 * Rebecca: [Growls] How do you feel?, What's inside you right now?
 * Sigmund: Guts... und black stuff.... und about fifty curses.
 * Rebecca: Come on, Sigmund! You must think and feel things. I mean, look at where we are, a rolling, green hillside, the stars coming out like God is lighting a million tiny candles, the moon looking down on us as if to say....
 * [Rebecca turns to Sigmund, who suddenly kisses her]
 * Rebecca: [Thinking] My first kiss!, I always wondered what it would be like!
 * Sigmund: [Thinking] Zis zought to shut her up. Hey, zis isn't so bad.
 * [And they both close their eyes and enjoy the moment.]