Villains/Name the Animal (from Havin' Fun with Ernie and Bert)

Cast

 * Mr. Smee (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Ernie
 * Captain Hook (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Bert
 * Mr. Burns (from The Simpsons) as Big Bird
 * Dr. Doofenshmirtz (from Phineas and Ferb) as Grover
 * Scar (from The Lion King) as Cookie Monster
 * Makunga (from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa) as Herry Monster
 * Princess Morbucks (from The Powerpuff Girls) as Prairie Dawn
 * Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse) as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Mr. Smee: (spoken) Okay, everybody. Now we're going to play a game.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Oh boy. Yes, yes.

Mr. Smee: (spoken) And Dr. Doofenshmirtz's it.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Oh, Dr. Doofenshmirtz just loves games, little Mr. Smee. What do I do?

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Okay, well first off, you have to go out of the room.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) That seems like a funny game.

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Well, when you come back in, you're going to guess what kind of animals we're pretending to be.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) I see. Okay. Bye, bye. Bye, bye.

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Okay, ready, everybody? Huh?

Mr. Burns: (spoken) Yeah, but what kind of animals are we going to pretend to be, Mr. Smee?

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Well, suppose, uh, first we'll be pigs, huh? Pigs? Hey, and listen, you kids at home can do this too. Everybody get down on the floor and crawl around and oink like a pig, huh? Okay, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, come on in!

Everyone: Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Here I am! Oh boy, oh boy! What kind of animal is that? I do not hear monkeys, not mosquitos, not hopping toads. (buzzer goes off) Aaahhh! What was that?

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Well, that was the buzzer. It means your time is up and now you have to tell us what those animals were.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) They were cows.

Everyone: (spoken) Cows?

Mr. Smee: (spoken) No, no, no, no, no. We were being pigs, Dr. Doofenshmirtz!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Piggies?

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Mmmm hmmmm.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Oh, of course! How silly of me!

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Okay, well, listen, we'll give you another chance. Go back outside.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Okay. All righty. Bye bye.

Captain Hook: (spoken) What now, Smee? What?

Mr. Burns: (spoken) What are we going to do now?

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Yeah, now this time, let's pretend to be cats. Okay, everybody got that? Kitty cats. Okay, come on in, Dr. Doofenshmirtz!

Everyone: (spoken) Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Oh, listen to that sound! Uh, let's see, I know that animal. Oh. Think, Doofenshmirtz, think, think! Uh. (buzzer goes off again) Let me see now, uh...

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Time's up! What were those animals?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Uh, uh, uh. They weren't bumblebees, bunny rabbits they weren't that, so they must have been cows this time.

Mr. Smee: (spoken) No, no, no. Doofenshmirtz, those were cats!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Kitty cats?

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Mmmm hmmm.

Captain Hook: (spoken) Yeah.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Oh, I was wrong again!

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Okay, here's your last chance. Your last chance, Doofenshmirtz. Go back outside.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Okay.

Mickey Mouse: (spoken) Okay, but don't come back.

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Okay, now we'll make it simple for Gonzo. This time, we'll be cows. Huh? You know, like cows go moo and like that. Okay, Doofenshmirtz!

Everyone: (spoken) Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Oh, oh, oh. What are those animals? Um...

(Buzzer goes off once more)

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Well, Doofenshmirtz?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Uh, Smee, uh? Smee, they were caterpillars.

Mr. Smee: (spoken) No, no, no, Doofenshmirtz. Those were cows.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Cows?

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Yeah.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) You call those cows? These are cows.

Captain Hook: No, what cows? No!

Mr. Smee: (spoken) Doofenshmirtz, where do these cows come from?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (spoken) Scar and I are having a party. He's bringing cookies and I'm bringing milk. Come on, cows. Let's go into the kitchen. Out of the back door. Come on. Watch out for the lamp. Okay.

Mr. Smee: (spoken) I don't believe it.

Captain Hook: (spoken) This room will never be the same.