Muppets/It's You, Bird, It's You (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Fozzie Bear as Snuffy

Lyrics
Fozzie Bear: Kermit! Kermit! Tell me why are you so angry?

Kermit the Frog: Just leave me alone! I'm not talking to you!

Fozzie Bear: But, but, but what about my birthday party?

Kermit the Frog: Huh! I'm not coming and the Great Nineteeni isn't coming either!

Fozzie Bear: But, Kermit, please tell me why are you so angry?

Kermit the Frog: I'll tell you why I'm so angry. All you care about is the Great Nineteeni putting on a magic show! You don't care if I get to dance or play games or have any fun at your party! And you don't care about me and you don't want me at your party! Ha! Hmmm...

Fozzie Bear: That's not true, Kermit. I do care about you. Oh, sure, I loved the Great Nineteeni and all the magic that you do. And I like him, but not the way I like you, Kermit. I mean, you're my best friend and I like you just the way you are.

Kermit the Frog: Yeah, right.

Fozzie Bear: Oh, it's true, Kermit. Not just because you're the Great Nineteeni.

Kermit the Frog: It's not?

Fozzie Bear: (spoken) Of course not. (singing) It's you, Kermit, it's you. It's not just the things that you do. Your magic is great, that's true. But I think it's first-rate because it's magic from you. It's not just one little thing that you're green or big or you sing. It's all of the above because it's you that I love. Yes, it's you, Kermit, it's you.

Kermit the Frog: You really mean it, Fozzie? It's me?

Fozzie Bear: It's you, Kermit, it's you. It's not just the things that you do. And I love what you do because it's you being you and no one is true can be you just like you. Am I making it clear? Are you starting to hear that's it's you, Kermit, it's you.

Kermit the Frog: Are you saying to me that it's me being me?

Fozzie Bear: (spoken) Yes! (singing) It's not just one little thing that you're green or big or you sing. It's all of the above because it's you that I love. Yes, it's you, Kermit, it's you.

Kermit the Frog: Gee, Fozzie, from what you're saying that it's me. It's really me.

Fozzie Bear: (spoken) Yes! (singing) It's true, Kermit. It's you, Kermit. It's you, you, you, Kermit. It's you dilly doo dilly doo dilly you. Dilly you, Kermit. It's you. It's you. (spoken) So you know how I feel now, Kermit?

Kermit the Frog: Well, I don't know. I guess so. Oh, I'm not sure.

Fozzie Bear: So will you come to my party, Kermit? Not as the Great Nineteeni, but as yourself and have fun dancing and playing games and wearing party hats?

Kermit the Frog: Well, I don't know. I guess I'll have to think about it.

Fozzie Bear: Oh, dear. I hope that means he'll come. Oh, dear.