The Muppet Show/Billie Jean (by Michael Jackson)

Cast

 * Floyd Pepper as Michael Jackson

Lyrics
Floyd Pepper: She was more like a beauty queen From a movie scene I said, "Don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the round?" She said I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the round

She told me her name was Billie Jean As she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me, "Be careful of what you do. And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts." And mother always told me, "A-be careful of who you love, And be careful of what you do 'Cause the lie becomes the truth."

Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one But the kid is not my son

For forty days and for forty nights Law was on her side But who can stand When she's in demand Her schemes and plans 'Cause we danced on the floor in the round So take my strong advice Just remember to always think twice (Do think twice, do think twice.)

She told, "My baby, we'd danced 'til three." Then she looked at me Then showed a photo of a baby cry His eyes looked like mine, oh, no Do a dance on the floor in the round, baby

A-people always told me, "Be careful of what you do And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts." (Don't break no heart.) A-but she came and stood right by me And just the smell of sweet perfume And this happened much too soon And she called me to her room

Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son (No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.) Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one But the kid is not my son

She says I am the one But the kid is not my son

No, no, no

Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one (No, there's not me, baby.) But the kid is not my son (No, no, no, no, no, no, no.) She says I am the one (No, babe.) But the kid is not my son, no, no, no

She says I am the one You know what you did She says he is my son Breaking my heart, babe She says I am the one

Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover She is the one Billie Jean is not my lover She is the one Don't call me Billie Jean She is the one Billie Jean is not my lover She is the one Billie Jean is not my lover