The Sherlock Rolie Polie Olie (transcript)

Transcript

 * Mike Myers : (after the Walt Disney Pictures logo is finished, narrating with storybook) Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess.
 * (after the 2002 Nelvana logo)
 * Mike Myers : But she had an enchantment, upon her a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss.
 * (storybook turning pages with storybook)
 * Mike Myers : She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible, fire breathing dragon.
 * (as zooming out of Playhouse Disney logo and Disney Channel logo)
 * Mike Myers : Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.
 * (sees Olie Polie his happy face with zooming in)
 * Mike Myers : She waited in the Dragon's Keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss... (Footsteps in the TV) Yeah! Like that's ever gonna happen! (Zowie Polie giggling with the couch) What a lot of sh... (Turn it off TV)