Impossible Ways to Die

A parody of Dumb Ways to Die.

Lyrics

 * Set fire to you're throat,
 * Fly in the sky in a speedboat,
 * Say "Peek-a-boo!" to a jellyfish,
 * Make a flying disc using a dish,
 * Impossible ways to die,
 * So many impossible ways to die,
 * Impossible ways to die-ie-ie-ie,
 * So many impossible ways to die!
 * Jump from the top of Big Ben,
 * Stab you're eye with a big fat pen,
 * Go east instead of west,
 * Fire a gun at a killer bee's nest,
 * Impossible ways to die,
 * So many impossible ways to die,
 * Impossible ways to die-ie-ie-ie,
 * So many impossible ways to die!
 * Swallow a poison dart frog,
 * Throw a brick at a husky dog,
 * Put an octopus on you're face,
 * Use a cement mixer as a hiding place,
 * Impossible ways to die,
 * So many impossible ways to die,
 * Impossible ways to die-ie-ie-ie,
 * So many impossible ways to die!
 * Stick you're tongue in plug wiring,
 * Tickle a cassowary's wing,
 * Shove a train's funnel up you're mouth,
 * Which way is it? North or South?
 * Impossible ways to die,
 * So many impossible ways to die,
 * Impossible ways to die-ie-ie-ie,
 * So many impossible ways to die!
 * Gorge yourself into raw chicken breast,
 * Lock yourself inside a treasure chest,
 * Climb inside an active volcano,
 * Go too fast on an amusment park ride,
 * Use a kite to go gliding,
 * They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly,
 * The most impossible ways to die,
 * Impossible ways to die,
 * So many impossible ways to die,
 * Impossible ways to die-ie-ie-ie,
 * So many impossible... so many impossible ways to die!