Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/Chintzy (from The Looney Tunes Show)

Cast

 * The Count Black as Daffy Duck
 * Abby Cadabby Pink as Porky Pig

Lyrics
Abby Cadabby Pink: Happy Ble-le-le-Birthday, The Count Black! ( The Count Black rips open present) Abby Cadabby Pink: Do you like it?'' The Count Black: Hmm...

You've given me a birthday gift. You've really given my day a lift. ''Oh, wow! A childhood photo of you and me.'' But I have to tell you somethin' now. And I'm trying to find the word how,  While your gift was thoughtful, It was also chintzy.

I can remedy the situation And you can avoid future humiliation If you would just follow these gift giving guidelines Buy me something made of solid gold,  ''Because this homemade sweater just leaves me cold.  Think in term of things that are expensive.'' A coffee mug that says "My Best Friend" Will find a new home in my trash bin. And if you knit me a scarf, I'll bury it in the backyard. ''Now pay attention.' Chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, not chintzy. ''Chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, very chintzy.'

This gift has a hot date with my shredder. Buy me a jacuzzi filled with caviar, Or a diamond encrusted rocket car. And when in doubt try a briefcase full of money. Try to stay away from arts and crafts, I don't want your homemade bubblebath, And cookies are better when they're made by professionals. Buy me a ranch with a thousand long horned steers Or a mansion filled with crystal chandeliers An M60-A3 army tank Would be met with heartfelt thanks. Because that is something that I drive to the supermarket. Abby Cadabby Pink: Oh, I get it! The Count Black and Abby Cadabby Pink :  Chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, chintzy,  Abby Cadabby Pink: Not chintzy. The Count Black: Good! The Count Black and Abby Cadabby Pink :  Chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, chintzy,  Abby Cadabby Pink: Very chintzy. The Count Black: Yes!

That's why I'm setting fire to the photo you gave me. So I'm glad I can help you out, This is what friendship's all about. But the next gift that you bring should require a trailer. So before a new day dawns, maybe cash in your savings bonds, ''And buy me a present. . . that is not. . . CHINTZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!''

Abby Cadabby Pink: Whew! The Count Black: Hep-hem. You still owe me a birthday present.