Muppets/We Put the Spring in Springfield (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Kermit The Frog as Homer Simpson
 * Robin The Frog as Bart Simpson
 * Gonzo as Lenny Leonard
 * Sweetums as Moe Szyslak
 * Rizzo The Rat as Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
 * Dr. Teeth as Chief Clancy Wiggum
 * Fozzie Bear as Carl Carlson
 * Scooter as Ned Flanders
 * Animal as Sideshow Mel
 * Zoot as Krusty the Clown
 * Sam the Eagle as Mr. Burns
 * Link Hothgrob as Joe Quimby
 * Beauregard as Principal Skinner
 * George the Janitor as Superitendent Chalmers
 * Beautiful Day Monster as Barney
 * Statler as Jasper
 * Dr. Julius Strangepork as Hans Moleman
 * Angel Marie as Kearney Zzywicz
 * Blind Pew as Jimbo Jones
 * Polly Lobster as Dolph Starbeam
 * Wayne as Reverend Lovejoy
 * Fleet Scribbler as Lionel Hutz
 * Bubba the Rat as Kirk Van Houten
 * Pops as Grandpa Abe
 * Rowlf the Dog as Dr. Julius Hibbert
 * Trumpet Girl as Edna Crabapple
 * Lew Zealand as The Sea Captain
 * Clifford as Comic Book Guy
 * Spamela Hamderson as Martha Quimby
 * Mama Fiama as Belle
 * Whatnots as Dancing Girls
 * Pepe the King Prawn as Bumblebee Man
 * Angus McGonagle as Groundskeeper Willie

Prologue:
Kermit the Frog: ''My friends, stop!! ''

Dr. Julius Strangepork: (holding a bow with a flaming arrow) Please hurry.

Kermit the Frog: Sure, we could tear this house down...

(everyone resumes demolition of the building)

''NO!! MY FRIENDS, STOP!!!! Lemme finish. We could tear it down, but we'd be tearing down a part of ourselves.''

The Song:
You could close down Sweetums', Or the Kwik-E-Mart, And nobody would care, But the heart and soul Of Springfield's in Our Maison Derriere

(music starts)

Mama Fiama: We're the sauce on your steak, We're the cheese in your cake, We put the "Spring" in Springfield

Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown,

Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown,

Mama Fiama and Dan cing Girls: Yes, we put the "Spring" in Springfield

Mama Fiama: We're that little extra spice That makes existence extra nice, A giddy little thrill At a reasonable price

Wayne: Our only major quarrel's With your total lack of morals

Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,

Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad

Belle and Dancing Girls: The gin in your martini, The clams on your linguine, Yes we keep the ( Mama Fiama flicks Pepe the King Prawn's antenna) In Springfield

Dr. Teeth, Zoot, and Beauregard: We remember our first visit,

Link Hogthrob: The service was exquisite

Spamela Hamderson: (talking) Why Link, I had no idea!

Link Hogthrob: (talking) Come on now, you were working here!

Pops and Statler: Without it we'd have had no fun Since March of 1961

Robin the Frog: To shut it down now would be twisted,

Blind Pew, Polly Lobster, and Angel Marie: We just heard this place existed

Dan cing Girls: We're the highlights in your hairdo,

Rizzo the Rat: The extra arms on Vishnu,

Dan cing Girls: So don't take the

( Beautiful Day Monster opens a Zoot -in-the-box)

Mob: We won't take the

( Animal blows on his slide-whistle)

Everyone: Yes, let's keep the

( Sweetums crashes two garbage can lids together)

In Springfield

( Zoot hits his face with a pie, Angus McGonagle accidentally hits Gonzo in the head with a sledgehammer, Dr. Teeth and Clifford bounce their bellies together, Sam the Eagle honks the horn on his antique car, Lew Zealand reels in with his fishing rod in the fountain, and Beautiful Day Monster burps).

Epilogue:
Scooter: ''Well, I'm convinced. The house stays!''

Wayne: This house is a very, very, very fine house.