Grease nail polish/Fair is Fair (from Fair is Fair)

Cast

 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie
 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert

Lyrics
Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Okay, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, it's time to do the dishes.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, I can't do the dishes now, because I have a ball game.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, hold it. Wait. We always do the dishes together. I wash and you dry, you know that.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Yes, but, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, you see, the ball game is just about to start and I gotta get my pitching all warmed up...

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Hold it. No, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. If I do the dishes and you play ball, that's not fair. That is unfair. Come on.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Gee, well, maybe you're right, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yeah.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Let's talk a minute about what's fair and what's unfair.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Okay.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Now, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, if you listen to me when I talk to you, that’s fair Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yeah, but, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, if you don’t listen to me when I talk to you, that’s not fair. ( Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: That's true, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. ) Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : If we listen to each other, just because we care That’s fair, that’s fair, that’s fair

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Now, listen, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What is it, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, you see, if you hide my Rubber Duckie, that’s not fair Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (laughing) Well, but if you take my paperclips without asking, that’s not fair ( Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Mmm hmmm. ) Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : If we lend things to each other because we want to share That’s fair, that’s fair, that’s fair

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : Fair is fair, it makes me glad Unfair is unfair, it makes me mad

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Hey, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, this is exciting. Us thinking about fair and unfair things.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (spoken) Okay, well, here's another one, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. (singing) If it’s your turn to wash the clothes, and you do, that’s fair Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yeah, that's true. But Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, if it’s your turn to wash the clothes, and you go play ball, that’s not fair ( Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Mmm hmmm. ) Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : If we do the wash and hang it up to dry out in the air That’s fair, that’s fair, that’s fair

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: If you play the radio so loud that I can’t sleep Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : And someone makes a promise that they don’t keep Not fair, not fair, not fair

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Not fair, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. Not fair. Not fair. Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Not fair at all, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Not fair. Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: You know why, huh?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : Fair is fair, it makes me glad Unfair is unfair, it makes me mad

Fair is… Fair is…. Fa ir

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Okay, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, I'll wash the dishes and you'll dry them.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Okay, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Bye, bye.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Wait, hold it! Where are you going?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, I've gonna play my ball game.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, we've just had a long talk about what is fair. Now fair is that I'll wash the dishes and you'll dry the dishes.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, I'll dry the dishes as soon as I come back from my ball game.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. By that time, they'll be already dried.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, really? (laughing) See you later, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (groans)