Pongo and the Guard/Pongo and the Conductor

Pongo and the Guard, retitled Pongo and the Conductor for American audiences, is the eleventh episode of Pongo the Dalmatian and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Thomas & The Guard/Thomas & The Conductor.

Cast

 * Pongo (from 101 Dalmatians) as Thomas
 * Baloo (from 101 Dalmatians) as Henry
 * Abigal (from The Aristocats) as Annie
 * Amelia (from The Aristocats) as Clarabel
 * Tod (from The Fox and the Hound) as Bertie (cameo)
 * Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Sir Topham Hatt (mentioned)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Pongo the Dalmatian is very proud of his route. He thinks it's the most important part of Disneyland. His two ducks, Abigal and Amelia agree with him.

Abigal can only take passengers, but Amelia can take passengers, luggage and the guard. They are both old need new feathers, but Pongo loves them very much.

As they run backwards and forwards along the path, they sing songs to each other. When Pongo starts from a station, he sings,"

Pongo: "Oh, come along, we're rather late, oh, come along, we're rather late."

Narrator: "And the ducks sing,"

Abigal and Amelia: "We're coming along, we're coming along."

Narrator: "They don't mind what Pongo sings to them because they know he is trying to please Mickey Mouse. And they know too that if Pongo is cross, he's not cross with them.

One day, they had to wait for Baloo's passengers, which made Pongo very cross."

Pongo: "How can I run my route properly if Baloo's always late? He doesn't realize that Mickey depends on me."

Narrator: "Pongo barked impatiently. He wanted to leave, but he had to wait for Baloo's passengers.

At last, Baloo came."

Pongo: "Where have been lazybones?"

Narrator: "Asked Pongo."

Baloo: "Oh dear, my body is out of order. No one understands my case. You don't know what I suffer."

Narrator: "Moaned Baloo."

Pongo: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Said Pongo."

Pongo: "You're too fat! You need exercise!"

Narrator: "The guard blew his whistle, and Pongo started so quickly that he left him behind. The guard waved his red flag to stop Pongo, but he was well on his way hurrying out of the station."

Pongo: "Come along, come along."

Narrator: "Puffed Pongo. But Amelia didn't want to come."

Amelia: "I've lost my nice guard, I've lost my nice guard."

Narrator: "She sobbed.

Abigal tried to tell Pongo what had happened."

Abigal: "We haven't a guard, we haven't a guard!"

Narrator: "But he was hurrying and wouldn't listen. Abigal and Amelia tried to stop, but they couldn't without the guard."

Abigal and Amelia: "Where is our guard? Where is our guard?"

Narrator: "They cried. But Pongo didn't stop till they came to a signal."

Pongo: "Bother that signal!"

Narrator: "Said Pongo."

Pongo: "What's the matter?"

Pongo's Driver: "I don't know."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Pongo's Driver: "The guard will tell us in a minute."

Narrator: "They waited and waited, but the guard didn't come."

Pongo: "Ruff, ruff, ruff! Where is the guard?"

Narrator: "Barked Pongo."

Abigal and Amelia: "We've left him behind."

Narrator: "Sobbed Abigal and Amelia together.

Everyone looked, and there was the guard running as fast as he could along the path with his flags in one hand and his whistle in the other. He was very hot. So he had a drink, and told them all about it."

Pongo: "I'm very sorry, Mr. Guard."

Narrator: "Said Pongo."

Guard: "It wasn't your fault, Pongo."

Narrator: "He replied."

Guard: "Look, the signal is down. We can go. Let's make up for lost time."

Narrator: "Abigal and Amelia were so pleased to have their guard again that they sang,"

Abigal and Amelia: "As fast as you like, as fast as you like."

Narrator: "To Pongo all the way.

They reached the end of the route quicker than ever before."