Dil is Born

Transcript
Ringmaster: Previously, on The Rugrats Movie!

Grandpa Lou: Here you go, sprout!

Tommy: Thanks.

Didi: Tommy, this is your very special. Dil, this is Tommy.

Tommy: Baby...

Didi: See?

Didi, Grandpa Lou: They already love each other!

Dil: (hiccups)

(Dil tweaks his Tommy's nose.)

Didi: No, no, no, no, NO, NO!! NO PECKING LITTLE DIL!!

Ringmaster: What are looking for word.

Chris: "Daffy Duck".

Ringmaster: Good try!

(Dil tweaks his Tommy's nose again.)

Tommy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (gasps, wheezing) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

(And finally...)

Tommy, Dil: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Ringmaster: You got zero writes, in sixty seconds!

Chris: GOOD TRY!!

Ringmaster: What a master this game? Touch spelling rules.

Betty: Well, that's a start.

(Four Weeks Later...)

(Dil cries)

Stu: Deed, what are we gonna do? He hasn't stop crying since we brought a home!

Ringmaster: WRONG!

Stu: (Dil cries again) Deed! Cow!

Didi: I'll be back, sweetie.

Ringmaster: Careful, now!

(Stu cries)

Didi: Oh, Stu!

Ringmaster: No! Bad parents, bad parents!

Chris: That's why, you idiot!

(Booming)

Dil: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaahhhh...

Tommy: Baby, please! Rest your head?