Muppet nail polish/Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum (from The Hoobs)

Cast

 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Iver
 * Excuse Moi! as Tula
 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Groove

Lyrics
Pepe's Purple Passion: Now Excuse Moi! has made a giant's costume for me. But it didn't feel quite like a giant should be. But a story told me what was wrong and I tell you what as I sing this song. Now I can stomp, I can crash, I can roam about. And I'm more like a giant 'cause I know what to shout.

Pepe's Purple Passion, Excuse Moi! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Fee-Fi- Fo- Fum!

Pepe's Purple Passion: From the tips to my toes to the ends of my thumbs.

Pepe's Purple Passion, Excuse Moi! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Fee-Fi- Fo- Fum!

Pepe's Purple Passion: Even my tummy's a giant tum. I met the other giant's favorite chum. So I know what to say.

Pepe's Purple Passion, Excuse Moi! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Fee-Fi- Fo- Fum!

Excuse Moi!: Well, something's still not right, though your voice is gruff, you know you still don't seem quite so giant enough.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Well, I'm not convinced you could shout all day. It doesn't really seem to matter what you say. You can fum, you can fo, you can fi, you can fee.

Excuse Moi!: But a giant's just something that you still won't be.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh, fo-fee-fum-fi. I'll never be a giant as hard as I tried. Fi-fum-fee-fo, I know what to shout, but even so, a giant's message just won't come. No matter what I say...

Pepe's Purple Passion, Excuse Moi! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : Fee-Fi- Fo- Fum!