Villains/Rainy Day (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Captain Hook (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Red Jessica (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Helen Henny
 * Mr. Smee (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Mr. Burns (from The Simpsons) as Pasqually
 * Oscar the Grouch (from Sesame Street) as Mr. Munch

Lyrics
Mr. Burns: Hey, are you guys ready to go to the park?

Mr. Smee: Well, so much for the park.

Red Jessica: Oh, no! I was looking forward to having a picnic.

Oscar the Grouch: Oh, wow! It's really coming down out there.

Captain Hook: Hey, I've got an idea! What if...

Oscar the Grouch: What do you do on a rainy day when the ground gets soggy and the sky is gray? Tell me what's left for me when it's just too stormy to go outside and play.

Mr. Smee: Using our imaginations, our solution will show.

Red Jessica: Like a game we could play.

Mr. Burns: Or a place we could go.

Oscar the Grouch: Well, nobody look at me because I just don't know.

Everyone: What to do on a rainy day!

Red Jessica: Guys, I've got a great idea. How about we all...

Red Jessica: Great idea, Hook. We can ice skate!

Mr. Smee: Great idea.

Mr. Burns: Yeah, you're a genius.

Oscar the Grouch: Of course. Red Jessica, you go up in the freezer. I'll turn on the water and we'll meet back in...

Captain Hook: Guys, no! You can't ice skate in here. Don't! That's just gonna make a huge mess!

Oscar the Grouch: Hmmmm, I guess you're right. Scratch ice skating. What do you do on a rainy day when the ground gets soggy and the sky is gray? When the rain is pouring and when it's just so boring, it's raining to our dismay.

Mr. Burns: A super cool way for us to spend our time.

Red Jessica: Gotta think of something quick before I lose my mind.

Mr. Smee: If we all work together, maybe we can find...

Everyone: What to do on a rainy day!

Oscar the Grouch: Hmmmm...

Mr. Smee: What if...no.

Mr. Burns: Eh, I don't know.

Red Jessica: This is really tough.

Captain Hook: Guys, listen! It's simple. We should all...

Mr. Smee: Build a rollercoaster? Great idea!

Red Jessica: Yeah! A rollercoaster!

Oscar the Grouch: Why didn't I think of that?

Mr. Burns: Good idea, Captain.

Oscar the Grouch: Okay, Smee, you get some lumber. Jessica, you get the tools and I'll take that wall out and we'll...

Captain Hook: Uh, you guys are not going to build a rollercoaster in my living room!

Oscar the Grouch: Hmmm, yeah. I guess it is kinda small. Let's see here... What do you do on a rainy day when the ground gets soggy and the sky is gray? When the time is crawling because the rain is falling, it just won't go away.

Red Jessica: Something we can do to amuse and delight.

Mr. Burns: That could take a gloomy day and make it feel all right.

Oscar the Grouch: I was just a little brighter, I could bring to life.

Everyone: What to do on a rainy day.

Mr. Smee: Let's see...

Oscar the Grouch: Gee, I just don't know.

Captain Hook: Guys, there's a really obvious choice here!

Mr. Burns: Say no more, Hook. I think we all have-a the same idea.

Everyone: Rhinoceros racing!

Mr. Smee: Oh, yeah!

Red Jessica: It was so obvious!

Oscar the Grouch: All right, I'll call the zoo. You guys move the couches and we'll...

Captain Hook: No, no, no! We're not going to race rhinoceroses! This is absolutely ridiculous!

Oscar the Grouch: Well, guys, I guess we're out of ideas. May as well just sit here and wait it out.

Captain Hook: Guys, if you'd just listen, I have a great idea for something to do on a rainy day! How about we all go to Chuck E. Cheese's?

Everyone: (gasps)

Oscar the Grouch: No, that won't work! If we go outside, we'll get all wet!

Red Jessica: He's right.

Mr. Burns: Yeah! Uh, I can't get-a my hair wet!

Captain Hook: Seriously, guys? I've got some umbrellas. Why don't we just use those?

Mr. Smee: Hey, guys! I've got an idea! How about we all get our umbrellas and go to Chuck E. Cheese's?

Red Jessica: That's a great idea, Mr. Smee!

Oscar the Grouch: Of course! Great thinking, Mr. Smee!

Mr. Burns: Oh, why didn't you think of that, Captain Hook?

Everyone: What to do on a rainy day!

Mr. Smee: All right!

Mr. Burns: Let's go. (laughing)

Oscar the Grouch: (laughing)

Captain Hook: Hey, guys! Wait up!