South Park and Codename: Kids Next Door/Thomas and Friends: Dirty Objects Parodies-Featuring Eric Cartman and Heinrich Von Marzipan

Cast

 * Eric Cartman as James
 * Heinrich Von Marzipan as Toby
 * Numbuh 4 as Percy
 * Randy Marsh as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Ringo Starr as UK Narrator
 * George Carlin as US Narrator
 * Manfred Steffen as German Narrator

Quotes

 * Eric Cartman: What dirty objects!
 * Heinrich Von Marzipan: Herr Cartman, Vhy are you vearing your coat in red?
 * Eric Cartman: I'm a splendid bigboned kid, ready for anything. You never see my coat get dirty.
 * Heinrich Von Marzipan: Oh. Zat is vhy you vonce needed ein veight gain four zousand, to be ready, I suppose.
 * Eric Cartman: Dirty 6th Graders from dirty sidings, Yek!
 * Heinrich Von Marzipan: Look here, Herr Four!, Vhatever is zat dirty object?
 * Numbuh 4: That's Eric Cartman, didn't you know?
 * Heinrich Von Marzipan: It is Herr Cartman's body, But Herr Cartman is ein splendid bigboned Kinderlein, und you never see his coat dirty.