Bear in the Big Blue House/It's a Cowboy's Life for Me (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Bear as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Ojo as Helen Henny
 * Tutter as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Treelo as Pasqually
 * Pip as Mr. Munch
 * Doc Hogg as Giant Armadillo Named Phil

Lyrics
Bear: You were right, Tutter. This old-fashioned cattle drive is just what I need to get a new perspective. Being out here in the wide open spaces, living the cowboy's life, it sure is fun. Thanks for bringing me along.

Tutter: No problem, Bear. It's great to have you along. Oh, I love to be a cowboy. I have a home out on the range. I can rope and ride and sleep outside. It's a life I've never change.

Bear: We can harmonize beneath big skies For a letter person can feel so free. I can think of nothing better...

Tutter: Better.

Bear: It's a cowboy's life for me.

Bear and Tutter : Yippee-hi-ho Yippee-hi-hey I'm an old cowhand come what day I'll never writher and I'll never stray. It's a cowboy's life for me.

Ojo: Oh, I love to be a cowgirl. Yes, it's the life for me. In my big old boots and my ten-gallon hat, I'm as tough as I can be.

Pip: I'm smart and slick with the lasso trick. The best you've ever saw. And with crayons in my poster, I'm the quickest Draw McGraw.

Everyone: Yippee-hi-ho Yippee-hi-hey I'm an old cowhand come what day I'll never writher and I'll never stray. It's a cowboy's life for me.

Ojo: It's a cowgirl's life for me.

Bear: Right. Cowboys and cowgirls all out here in the wild west. Isn't this fun? What do you think, Treelo?

Tutter: Uh, oh.

Treelo: Oh, I love to be a cowboy. Nothing I would be instead. With my feather boa and my oven mitts and a flower pot on my head. I play with dolls I walk on stilts I wear a yellow shall and I look so fine on a porcupine as I ride into the hall Yippee-hi-ho Yippee-hi-hey I'm an old cowhand come what day I'll never writher and I'll never stray. It's a cowboy's life for me.

Bear: Uh, Treelo? Do you know what a cowboy does?

Treelo: Do I know what a cowboy does? (laughing) Of course.

Tutter: I can guarantee you he does not.

Treelo: As a cowboy, I grant wishes with my sparkling magic wand.

Bear: What?!

Treelo: And I hop about with my cottontail and I hide eggs on your lawn.

Bear: Treelo!

Treelo: I use bird nests in my branches In the fall, I use my leaves And I drink water with my big, long trunk.

Bear: Wait, wait, wait! Stop the music! Treelo, that's ridiculous!

Treelo: What do you mean, Bear?

Bear: What do I mean? Look at your outfit! You've got oven mitts on and a flower pot on your head! You're holding a wand and you've got a big trunk on your nose! It's a cowboy song, Treelo!

Doc Hogg: Excuse me, Bear. Hey, Treelo, come on! We're late for the Cowboy Convention! Hey, Bear. That's a silly outfit. What are you supposed to be?

Bear: Um, I...I have no idea!

Doc Hogg: Well, good luck with that. Let's go, guys!

Everyone: Yippee-hi-ho Yippee-hi-hey I'm an old cowhand come what day I'll never writher and I'll never stray. It's a cowboy's life for me.

Bear: (sighs) I need to lie down.