Mr. Conductor Meets Little Bill

Based on Mr. Conductor's Adventure Movies, Mr. Conductor Meets Little Bill is a crossover series that features Mr. Conductor (both George Carlin and Alec Baldwin) in the Little Bill series. A double episode will feature one Thomas and Friends story each and special stories will feature two stories together. Only stories from Seasons 1-6 are allowed. No stories from Season 7-present will be featured. The Thomas stories will be only used once.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (Just A Baby)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train (The Campout)

Quotes from Just A Baby
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sure that Jamal would like to hear a story.
 * Little Bill: Who said that?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm right here. (pops out of a box) I'm Mr. Conductor. Nice to meet you.
 * Little Bill: Oh, hi. What type of stories do you tell? Dinosaurs? Planets? Children?
 * Mr. Conductor: No. I tell stories about steam engines. Here, let me tell you about Thomas.
 * Little Bill: Who's Thomas?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, he's a little engine who comes from a place called the Island of Sodor. Here's a story from his station yard. (blows whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins)
 * Bobby: Well, I never. You're a great storyteller, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's nothing, really.

Quotes from The Campout
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: A camp won't be complete without a story. May I join in?
 * Andrew: Of course. (to Little Bill) Who is he?
 * Little Bill: He's Mr. Conductor. He tells stories all about steam engines.
 * Mr. Conductor: And here's one about a mail train. (blows whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train starts)
 * Andrew: Well, that story was cool, but now, I think you should leave so we can carry on with our camp.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay. See you later.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret (told by Alec Baldwin) (The Treasure Hunt)
 * 2) Train Stops Play (told by George Carlin) (The Best Way To Play)

Quotes from The Treasure Hunt
After the story
 * Little Bill: Do you know all about treasure, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Maybe, but I do know all about pirates who bury treasure. There's an engine who talks just like a pirate. His name's Salty. Here's a story about him (blows whistle and the story, Salty's Secret starts)
 * Little Bill: I would like to make a secret to troublesome people by working them to a musical rhythym.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): (chuckles) Well, you never know.

Quotes from The Best Way To Play
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): I know a game that they play on Sodor. It's cricket. Stepney once got a ball in his frieght car.
 * Little Bill: Excuse me, Mr. C, but who is Stepney.
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Well, he's a little engine who came to visit Sodor. Here, let me tell you about the ball on his car. (blows whistle and the story, Train Stops Play starts)
 * Little Bill: That's a very good story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Why, thank you.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (Monty's Roar)
 * 2) Percy Proves a Point (Natural Root Pals)

Quotes from Monty's Roar
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Monty. Your dinosaurs kinda remind me of something they have on the Island of Sodor.
 * Monty: What is it?
 * Mr. Conductor: A Chinese Dragon.
 * Little Bill: Can you tell us about it?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I would. Right, here goes. (blows whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and the Dragon starts)
 * Monty: What a great story.
 * Mr. Conductor: It is, isn't it? Percy soon learned that the dragon is not real, just a paper one for the carnival.

Quotes from Natural Root Pals
After the story
 * Little Bill: Would you like to pretend to be in space with us, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, thanks. I'll stay here on Earth. And tell you a story. This one is about Harold the Helicopter, and his race with Percy. (blows whistle and the story, Percy Proves a Point starts)
 * Little Bill: Thanks, Mr. C. See you soon.
 * Mr. Conductor: Bye.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Learns a Lesson (The Dollar)
 * 2) Thomas Comes to Breakfast (The Choice)

Quotes from The Dollar
After the story
 * Little Bill: I'm curious to what to spend on my dollar. Have you got any ideas, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but I do have a story you could listen to. It's about James the Red Engine's first visit on Sodor. He caused some trouble and this is what happend. (blows whistle and the story, James Learns a Lesson starts)
 * Little Bill: Cool. James must have learned not to bump coaches. But now, I must think about what to spend.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay. I'll leave you to it.
 * Little Bill: Bye.

Quotes from The Choice
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: Did I hear something about breakfast cereal.
 * Little Bill: Yes. I want to choose one.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I see. Well, I could tell you a story about breakfast. Would you like that?
 * Little Bill: Oh, yes, please.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well, then. Here's what happened to Thomas when he came to breakfast. (blows whistle and the story, Thomas Comes to Breakfast starts)
 * Little Bill: That breakfast story was very nice. Now, I'd must go.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay, then, Goodbye.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Takes the Plunge (Guppies)
 * 2) Come Out, Henry! (The Magic Quilt)

Quotes from Guppies
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: What's this? A swimming lesson. Well, I never tell my engines how to swim, but they did have water problems.
 * Little Bill: Can you tell me one of the water problems, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Why, of course. Here's a story. It's about Percy and how he plunged into the sea. (blows whistle and the story, Percy Takes the Plunge starts)
 * Fuschia: That's one cool story, Mr. C. But now, me and Little Bill must get back to swimming.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay. See you later.

Quotes from The Magic Quilt
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: Psst. Over here.
 * Little Bill: Is that you, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, it's me. I see you're afraid of the dark. Well, no need to worry. I've got a story that will cheer you up.
 * Little Bill: Thanks.
 * Mr. Conductor: Here's a story about Henry. He was afraid of rain, so he wanted to stay in a tunnel. (blows whistle and the story, Come Out, Henry! starts)
 * Little Bill: Thanks, Mr. C. But I'm still a bit scared of the dark.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, don't you worry. I'm sure something will cheer you up.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deeds (told by George Carlin) (The Meanest Thing to Say)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (told by Alec Baldwin) (Lavatory Story)

Quotes from The Meanest Thing to Say
After the story
 * Little Bill: Michael is very naughty. Is there anyone naughty on Sodor, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Yes. And one is Diesel. He's one heck of a bully. Let me tell you about his devious deeds (blows whistle and the story, Diesel's Devious Deeds starts)
 * Little Bill: Well, Michael will be proud of that story, but I won't. I like the stories about good engines.
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Well, sometimes engines can be good and bad. But they will soon be punished. Maybe Michael will soon be punished too.
 * Little Bill: Maybe.

Quotes from Lavatory Story
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Hey, Little Bill. I've heard you are going to show Michael round the bathroom. That's good. I wish I could come.
 * Little Bill: Do engines often take baths on Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): They certainly do. But only if you've been Really Useful. Percy once had to wait for a bath, but he wasn't happy. Let me tell you the whole story. (blows whistle and the story, Percy's Chocolate Crunch starts)
 * Little Bill: A cool story, Mr. C. Percy has been tasty and dusty during his work, but at least he took a bath in the end.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): (chuckles) Yes. Well, good luck.
 * Little Bill: Thanks.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry and the Elephant (told by George Carlin) (The Zoo)
 * 2) Gordon and the Gremlin (told by Alec Baldwin) (My Pet Elephant)

Quotes from The Zoo
After the story
 * Little Bill: Oh, Mr. C, do they have elephants on Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Why, of course they do.
 * Kiku: Which engine had an adventure with an elephant?
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Well, Henry. The elephant comes from a circus and it escaped and blocked the tunnel.
 * Miss Aisha Murray Clinkscales: Please tell us all about it.
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): I'd be delighted. It will be elephantastic!
 * (kids laugh)
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Right, here goes. (blows whistle and the story, Henry and the Elephant starts)
 * Little Bill: Well, that was a very great story. And it involves elephants.
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): I'm glad you like it.

Quotes from My Pet Elephant
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): I've noticed that pets live on Sodor too. Can I tell you about one.
 * Little Bill: Well, yes.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Okay. This is a story about a dog that came with a very special visitor. (blows whistle and the story, Gordon and the Gremlin starts)
 * Little Bill: That was nice. Maybe I can name a pet after the event I had at the zoo.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Well, you never know.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon and the Famous Visitor
 * 2) Thomas and Stepney

Quotes
Quote 1 After the story Quote 2 After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: So, you kids are visiting Captain Brainstorm, aren't you?
 * Little Bill: Yes. He's such a famous visitor to the mall.
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey, did you know that some visitors arrive on Sodor?
 * Little Bill: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. And here's a little story about a visitor who Gordon is jealous of. (blows whistle and the story, Gordon and the Famous Visitor starts)
 * Mr. Conductor: There you are. A story about visitors.
 * Little Bill: Thanks, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Why don't I tell you another story about Sodor's visitors?
 * Captain Brainstorm: What a good idea.
 * Mr. Conductor: Alright then. Here's what happened when Stepney came to Sodor. (blows whistle and the story, Thomas and Stepney starts)
 * Captain Brainstorm: Lovely story, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Why, thank you, Captain.