Sesame Street Crayons/Six (from Numbers!)

Cast

 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie
 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert

Lyrics
[sound of door opening]

SPOKEN:

Zoe Zingy Orange: Hiya, Big Bird Feather Yellow!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, hi, Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Hey, I just got back from the grocery store, Big Bird Feather Yellow. I bought us some soda pop.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah, well, uh, I wish you wouldn't bother me right now, Zoe Zingy Orange, 'cause I'm busy.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Really, Big Bird Feather Yellow? What are you doin'?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Ohhh, I'm sitting here thinking about my favorite number.

Zoe Zingy Orange: You're sitting there thinking about your favorite number? That sounds a little boring, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Aw, not when your favorite number is as wonderful a number as mine is!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Really?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Uh-huh.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, what is your favorite number, Big Bird Feather Yellow?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I was hoping you'd ask!

SUNG:

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Six

Zoe Zingy Orange: Six?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: My favorite number is six

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow, nobody's favorite number is six.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Sometimes I spend the whole afternoon Sitting around, and singing a tune about

Six

Zoe Zingy Orange: Six, hmm?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Sometimes I think of six bricks.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow, that's very boring.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Or else I think of six sticks

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, that's even more boring.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Not five bricks or sticks, but six

Now two is your eyes and one's your nose And five is your fingers or your toes And four is the legs on an easy chair Yet there's no number can compare with

Six

Zoe Zingy Orange: How about 9 or 3?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Nothing more lovely than six

Zoe Zingy Orange: I don't know, Big Bird Feather Yellow ...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: When someone says, "Hey, Big Bird Feather Yellow, pick a number" Well, I always pick the one nobody picks -- My favorite number is six.

SPOKEN:

Zoe Zingy Orange: You know, I hate to break this to you, Big Bird Feather Yellow, but six isn't anybody's favorite number.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: It's my favorite number, Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: I mean, six just sort of sits there between five and seven. You know, you have five fingers on your hand, and there are seven days in a week, but there's not really six of anything.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I know, Zoe Zingy Orange, I know.

SUNG:

Now two is your eyes and one's your nose And five is your fingers or your toes And four is the legs on an easy chair But there's no number can compare with

Six

Zoe Zingy Orange: All right, Big Bird Feather Yellow ...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Nothing more lovely than six.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Have it your way.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: When someone says, "Hey, Big Bird Feather Yellow, pick a number" Well, I always pick the one nobody picks -- My favorite number is six.

SPOKEN:

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yeah. Well, that's really nice, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Anyhow, I brought this soda pop back from the store, and I wondered if you wanted some. Hey, wait a minute!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: What?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Look at that! Big Bird Feather Yellow, count the number of bottles of soda pop in that container.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Uh, let's see, there's, uh, one, two, three, four, five, six! Six bottles of soda pop!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh-huh.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: A six pack of soda pop, Zoe Zingy Orange! Hey, that is really neat! Something does come in sixes after all! Hey, Zoe Zingy Orange, wait, wait ... Do you have a bottle opener?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Why, sure. Here. What are you doin', Big Bird Feather Yellow?

(pop)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, I'm opening up the soda pop. That's one bottle ... (pop) And two ... (pop) and three bottles ...

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh, wait a minute, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: And four ... (pop)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: And five ... (pop)

Zoe Zingy Orange: But ...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: And six (pop). There!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow, you opened all the six bottles of soda pop.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: That's right, Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Boy, you sure must be thirsty.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Thirsty? No, no, I'm not thirsty at all, Zoe Zingy Orange. I just wanted the six bottlecaps for my bottlecap collection.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh ...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Thanks, Zoe Zingy Orange! See ya later!