Microsoft Mike Throws a Tantrum (Guest Starring Drew Pickles and the NSA)

Microsoft Sam and Mike were sent by nkrs200 to the grocery store to get some more bacon for Bacon. It has gotten to the point where Sam is starting to tease Mike, which may not be a good idea.

Sam: Mike, look at that! (Mike Looks at the feminine hygene asile.) Mike: It's just a bunch of lady health products. So what? Sam: They're for you, because you talk like a lady! Mike (in a high pitched voice): I do not talk like a lady! Sam: Yes you do, now get back into the kitchen and make me a taco! hahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Mike (in a high pitched voice): Sam! Stop making fun of the way I talk! Sam: Woooah! Looks like it's that time of the month for Microsoft Mike. Ha ha ha! (Mike then explodes in a hurricane of rage) Mike (in a high pitched voice): No no no no no no no no no dmn dmn dmn dmn crap crap crap crap Microsoft Sam, I do not talk like a lady and you d*mn well know it. Wake up from you delusion you troll. You hear me? torll troll troll troll troll troll troll! (an explosion eminates from Mike, which plants several bystanders several feet into the ground) Mike (in a high pitched voice): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it! (This gets the attention of Drew Pickles and an NSA agent.) Drew: What's going on here you swell little man? Sam: He's throwing a tantrum because he talks like a lady! NSA Agent: Microsoft Mike, you are now going to be sent the NSA jail for throwing a tantrum in a lady voice. Officer Pickles, let's take him away! Drew: Bag, this sounds swell! (At the NSA jail) Mike (in a cell): Wait, how long will I be here! NSA agent: 2000 years. Goodbye! Mike (In a high pitched voice): Goddmnitsonofabtchpieceofsitmotherfckingaholefckfckfck!