Muppets/I Love Trash (from Sesame Street episode 3891)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
 * Mad Monty as Felix the Grouch

Lyrics
Mad Monty: Ew, this is...

Sam the Eagle: Oh, Mad Monty, what are you doing?

Mad Monty: Well, Sam, what does it look like? I'm cleaning.

Sam the Eagle: But, but, but those are my things!

Mad Monty: Yes, and they are a mess!

Sam the Eagle: Look, Monty, I know you're a neat monster, but do you have to clean my stuff?

Mad Monty: Honestly, I don't know what you're so upset about. This is just trash.

Sam the Eagle: Just trash? Just trash? Monty, this trash is my treasure. It's my life work. Let me explain something to you. Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash. I have here a rusty old bucket of mine.

Mad Monty: I'll clean it for you. I can make that pail shine.

Sam the Eagle: Don't want you to change it. I think it's just fine. I love it because it's trash.

Mad Monty: But I love to clean. I love to polish and press and perfecting. I love to scrub and to wash and disinfecting. Yes, I love to clean. Now here's an old teapot that I love to clean. It's dirty in trash and it's stuffed with sardines.

Sam the Eagle: The most working teapot that I've ever seen. I love it because it's trash

Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash

Mad Monty: A smelly old sock and a patted old shoe Just let me wash them I've tried once or two.

Sam the Eagle: But these are all my things. They're not here for you. I love them because they're trash

Sam the Eagle and Mad Monty : Oh, I love...

Sam the Eagle: Oh, I love trash!

Mad Monty: To clean!

Sam the Eagle: Anything dirty or dingy or dusty

Mad Monty: To polish and press and perfecting.

Sam the Eagle: Anything ragged or rotten or rusty

Mad Monty: To scrub and to wash and to disinfecting.

Sam the Eagle: Yes, I love...

Mad Monty: I love...

Sam the Eagle and Mad Monty: I love trash / love to clean!

Sam the Eagle: This is just not gonna work out.