Egmont Imagination/I'm a Little Pirate (from Muppet Sing-Alongs: Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Hamilton Mattress (from Hamilton Mattress) as Clueless Morgan
 * Mumble Bumble (from Mumble Bumble) as Old Tom
 * Ray (from Wilbur) as Mudwell the Mudbunny
 * Dr. Bear (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital) as Calico

Lyrics
Mumble Bumble: So what are we doin' here anyway? Huh? Huh?

Hamilton Mattress: Okay, you ready, guys? I'm gonna do the song first. Then you two do it together with him. And then I'm gonna do it with you guys, and then once we've done, we've done it together, we'll have done it. Okay, everybody ready?

Mumble Bumble, Ray and Dr. Bear : H u h?

Hamilton Mattress: Okay, let's go. (singing) I'm a little pirate. Short and fat. Here is my eyepatch. Here is my hat. When I pulled the plug, the boat it sank. That's why they made me walk the plank. Okay, now you guys. You try it.

Ray: I'm a little pirate. Short and fat.

Mumble Bumble: Here is my eyepatch. Here is my hat.

Dr. Bear: When I pulled the plug, the boat it sank. That's why they made me walk the plank.

Hamilton Mattress: Okay, more piratey. Here we go.

Everyone: I'm a little pirate. Short and fat. Here is my eyepatch. Here is my hat. When I pulled the plug, the boat it sank. That's why they made me walk the plank.

Hamilton Mattress: Oh, that was good. Oh, you -- You were very good, you. Oh, yeah. Great job, guys.

Ray: Thank you.