Homestar Runner nail polish/I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas (from Elmo Saves Christmas)

Cast

 * Strong Bad to the Bone as Elmo

Lyrics
Strong Bad to the Bone: (scatting) (laughing) (singing) Strong Bad to the Bone want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do Don't want a doll No dinky tinker toy Strong Bad to the Bone want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

Strong Bad to the Bone want a hippopotamus for Christmas Strong Bad to the Bone don't think Santa Claus will mind do you He won't have to use A dirty chimney flue Just bring him through the front door That's the easy thing to do

Strong Bad to the Bone see himself now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs Oh what joy and what surprise When Strong Bad to the Bone opens up his eyes To see a hippo hero standing there

Strong Bad to the Bone want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do No crocodiles No rhinoceroses Strong Bad to the Bone only like hippopotamuses And hippopotamuses like Strong Bad to the Bone too

Mom says a hippo would eat Strong Bad to the Bone up but then Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian

There's lots of room for him In our two car garage He'd feed him there And wash him there And give him his massage

Strong Bad to the Bone see himself now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs Oh what joy and what surprise When Strong Bad to the Bone opens up his eyes To see a hippo hero standing there

Strong Bad to the Bone want a hippopotamus for Christmas (Yeah!) Only a hippopotamus will do No crocodiles Or rhinoceroses-es Animal-istic only like hippopotamuses-es And hippopotamuses like Strong Bad to the Bone too

(spoken) What a nice little pet. Sit, hippo! (laughing)