Bowled Out - Alec Baldwin (US)

Bowled Out - Alec Baldwin (US) is a fan-fiction thing to make. It was created by Pikachufreak.

Opening Credits

 * THOMAS & FRIENDS
 * Based on The Railway Series by The REV.W.AWDRY
 * Adaptation by BRITT ALLCROFT
 * BOWLED OUT
 * Told by ALEC BALDWIN
 * Directed by DAVID MITTON

Transcript

 * Alec Baldwin: Stepney's visit to Sir Topham Hatt's railway was coming to an end.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We shall miss you.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Then he turned his attention to all the other engines.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: My railway was very busy but I'm pleased with you, but you need help. A diesel was all was available. Please do your best to avoid any, uh, ahem, disturbances.
 * Duck: What does that mean?
 * Alec Baldwin: Whispered Duck.
 * James: That means this diesel is difficult.
 * Alec Baldwin: Snapped James. And he was. The diesel surveyed the shed.
 * Diesel: Not bad. I've seen worse. At least you're all clean.
 * Alec Baldwin: The engines glared.
 * Diesel: It's not your fault, but Sir Topham Hatt should scrap you and get engines like me. A fill of oil, a touch of a start and I'm off. No bother, no waiting. They had to fuss round you for hours before you're ready.
 * Alec Baldwin: The engines were furious! Next morning, they held an indignation meeting around the turntable.
 * Gordon: Disgraceful!
 * Alec Baldwin: Rumbled Gordon.
 * James: Disgusting!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said James.
 * Henry: Despicable!
 * Alec Baldwin: Spluttered Henry.
 * Donald: To say such things to us.
 * Alec Baldwin: Cried Donald and Douglas.
 * Douglas: It's too teach him a lesson we be wanting. But how do we do it?
 * Alec Baldwin: Their chance came sooner and they expected. The diesel was purring comfortable. An inspector watch the fitter making final adjustments. The wind tugged the inspector's hat. The diesel was ready.
 * Diesel: Look at me, Duck and Stepney. Now I'll show you something.
 * Alec Baldwin: He rolled proudly toward his coaches. Then, it happened. Shaking and spluttering, the diesel stopped. Meanwhile the inspector was looking for his hat. The diesel seethed through furious. Duck and Stepney pushed him back to the shed.
 * Inspector: My hat!
 * Alec Baldwin: Explained the inspector.
 * Inspector: You sucked it through your air intake!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Bother your hat. The heavy trains' due out. You have to take it, Duck. Stepney, will you help please?
 * Stepney: Thank you, sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Cried Stepney.
 * Stepney: I like a good long run on my last day.
 * Alec Baldwin: The engines were soon ready.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Gordon will take over from halfway so get the train in there. Good luck.
 * Stepney: Don't worry.
 * Alec Baldwin: Smiled Stepney.
 * Stepney: We'll get there and be early too.
 * Alec Baldwin: The cavalcade moved carefully over the rails and out to the open line.
 * Stepney: Now for a sprint.
 * Alec Baldwin: Puffed Stepney.
 * Duck: I'm ready when you are.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Duck. Soon they were whizzing through Edward's station. At next, they charged at Gordon's Hill beyond. They felt the drag of the heavy coaches here. It was hard work. At last they were running smoothly along the line toward the big station.
 * Gordon: Hello, you're early!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: That's one of the headlamp for old diesel.
 * Stepney: James says he's sick as boiler sludge and sulking in the shed.
 * Gordon: Serves him right were saying were out of date!
 * Alec Baldwin: And Gordon chortled away. Next day, everyone came to say goodbye to Stepney.
 * Engines: Come back and see you soon!
 * Alec Baldwin: Whistled the engines.
 * Stepney: And you're always welcome at my bluebell railway too.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Stepney. Then he puffed away. What about diesel? He'd slipped out when no one was looking. But he left two things behind: a rather nasty smell and a battered bowler hat.