Gordon's Thanksgiving/Gordon's Party quotes

Emily: "Oh, Madge, please, just try to calm down and tell us what happened."

Madge: "Well, you know my dog."

Emily: "Yes? the 1 you renamed Mr. Smelly?"

Madge: "Yeah well this time, he's really gone and done it."

Madge: "I took the turkey outta the oven and he's looking at it like a pointer, and I thought: That's kinda cute, when all of a sudden, he lunged, attacked, ran out the back door with it and tore it to shreds."

Emily: "Oh!"

Madge: "And now, I don't have a turkey."

Mavis: "Mr. Smelly is a bad dog."