Random Characters/The National Association of W Lovers (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Zoe Zingy Orange (from Sesame Street Crayons) as Bert
 * Yellow-Green (from Crayola Colors) as Ernie
 * Duke (from The Secret Life of Pets) as Mr. Johnson
 * Convincing John (from Fraggle Rock), Marvin Suggs (from The Muppets), Blueberry (from Mr. Sketch Markers) and Mr. Brown (from Chuck E. Cheese) as The National Association of W Lovers Anything Muppet Members

Lyrics
( Yellow-Green, Duke , Convincing John , Marvin Suggs , Blueberry and Mr. Brown talk to one another.)

Zoe Zingy Orange: All right, all right, all right, everybody. Settle down. Come on now.

(clears his throat)

Welcome to the weekly meeting of the National Association of "W" Lovers. We are gathered here today to pay tribute to that great letter "W" and the wondrous sound it makes ..."Wuh!" Isn't that lovely? "Wuh!" Yeah, it makes the heart pound faster. All right. Now if you all turn to page four in the manual, we will sing the club's song. All right, everybody, turn to page four. That's it. All right. Now is everybody ready? Here we go.

(Music starts)

I'll begin. You can join in later. Here we go.

(sung) Oh, what is the letter we love? What sound are we extra fond of? It's not any trouble You know it's a "W" When you hear "Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh!"

Without this fine letter You couldn't say "wash" Or "witch," "wax," or "wiggle" My gosh! Huh! There wouldn't be "wet," "warm," or "walrus" Oh wow! There wouldn't be "wood" Would there now? Uh-uh! Without this great "Wuh" sound Well, "wink" would be "ink" And "week" would be "eek" Don't you see? Of course. A fine word like "waffle" Would turn out just "awful" Oh, "W's" grand as can be (spoken) All right, everybody!

( Yellow-Green, Duke , Convincing John , Marvin Suggs , Blueberry and Mr. Brown sing along with Zoe Zingy Orange .)

Zoe Zingy Orange, Yellow-Green , Duke , Convincing John , Marvin Suggs , Blueberry and Mr. Brown : So what is the letter we love? The sound that we're extra fond of? It's not any trouble You know it's a "W" When you hear "Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh!"

Zoe Zingy Orange: (spoken) One more time!

< Zoe Zingy Orange, Yellow-Green , Duke , Convincing John , Marvin Suggs , Blueberry and Mr. Brown : When you hear "Wuh -wuh -wuh -wuh!"

(Music ends)

Zoe Zingy Orange: (spoken) Oh wow! That was wonderful!