Sesame Street/Cabin Fever (from Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Guy Smiley as Calico Jerry
 * Mr. Johnson as Easy Pete
 * Simon Soundman, Maurice Monster, Sam the Robot, Forgetful Jones, Placido Flamingo, Harvey Monster, Kermit the Forg, Clancy, Bruce Monster, Roosevelt Franklin, Count von Count, the Countess, Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats, Little Jerry, Big Jeffy, Chrissy, Rockin' Richard, Snitch Whistle, Stuie Monster, Don Music, Talking Tree, Frazzle as The Pirates

Lyrics
Guy Smiley: I've got cabin fever! Mr. Johnson: I've got it too!

Simon Soundman and Maurice Monster: CABIN FEVER!

Sam the Robot: I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain Forgetful Jones: I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane Placido Flamingo, Harvey Monster and Kermit the Forg : We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas Been stuck at sea so long we have simply gone bananas

Everyone: Ariba! Chica chica boom A chica chica boom boom chic Chica chica boom A chica chica boom boom chic

Kermit the Forg, Clancy and Bruce Monster: We got cabin fever we've lost what sense we had We got cabin fever, we're all going mad

Roosevelt Franklin: Grab your partner by the ears Lash him to the wheel Do-si-do step on his toe Listen to him squeal Allemande left, allemande right It's time to sail or sink Swing your partner over the side Drop him in the drink

The Countess: We got cabin fever Count von Count: No ifs, ands, or buts The Countess: We're disoriented Count von Count: And demented Count von Count and The Countess: And a little nuts

Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats: Ach du lieber Volkswagen car (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo) Sauerkraut and wienerschnitzel Und the wunder bar (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)

Little Jerry and the Mono tones: We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side Snitch Whistle: And then it died

Stuie Monster: I've got cabin fever I think I've lost my grip Don Music: I'd like to get my hands on Whoever wrote this script Talking Tree: Si!

Frazzle: I was floating 'neath a tropic moon And dreaming of a blue lagoon Now I'm crazy as a loon

Everyone: Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward We were sailing, sailing headed who knows where And now though we're all here We're not all there Cabin fever! AAHHH!!