The Lex Luthor in the Hat (2003) part 10 - The Things Run Around the House/The Crate Opens/The Things Destroy the House


 * Lex Luthor: In this box are two Things. I will show them to you.
 * Brainiac: Two Things, and I call them Assassian and Lobo.
 * Darksied: These Things will not bite you. They want to have fun.
 * Metallo: So without furthur ado,
 * meet Lobo and Assassian!
 * Things: Ta-da!
 * Livewire: Oh, yeah!
 * Toyman: Assassian, Joker, Harley Quinn. Joker, Harley Quinn, Assassian.
 * Lobo, Joker, Harley Quinn. Joker, Harley Quinn, Lobo.
 * Assassian, Lobo. Lobo, Assassian. Joker, Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn, Joker.
 * Lex Luthor: I am Lex Luthor.
 * Lobo: Don't be little me.
 * Assassian: Ah, yes, of course.
 * Doomsday: Lobo would like to clairfy that just because he wears the number two...
 * does not imply in any way that he's inferior to Assassian.
 * Lobo: And all of the above.
 * Bizarro: He says you may feel free to call him Thing "A," If you like.
 * He will also accept Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite,
 * Chocolate Thun-Da... or Ben.
 * Lobo: Ben!
 * Parasite: Assassian says he's Assassian for a reason,
 * and some people should get used to it.
 * Silver Banshee: It's a Thing thing. You wouldn't understand.'
 * Mxyptlk: Okay, enough!
 * Kryptonite Man: You are quickly turning into one of my least favorite Things.
 * Zod: Listen, Joker, you probably don't wanna do that.
 * Joker: Why not? It's just a crate.
 * Ursa: This isn't just any old crate.
 * It's the Trans-dimensional Transportolator.
 * Mongul: It's kinda like a doorway which leads from this world to my world.
 * Joker: But it says, "Made in the Philippines."
 * Non: Yes, but not this Philippines.
 * Maxima: Look, now, I'm not usually a rules guy, but this is a biggie.
 * Atomic Skull: No opening the crate.
 * Cyborg-Superman/Hank Henshaw: No lookee, no touchee. Got it?
 * Lobo: Mekka-dekka we should settle our differences.
 * Lex Luthor: Things, front and center!
 * Joker: Cool.
 * Lex Luthor: All right, Things, I'm not paying you to stand around and look pretty.
 * Here's Mom's dress.
 * Harley Quinn: Oh! Mommy's dress!
 * Joker: What about the couch?
 * Lex Luthor: Which couch?
 * The clean one, or the horribly stained one?
 * Ho!
 * Assassian: Mekka-dekka don't worry!
 * Lex Luthor: Incoming!
 * Harley Quinn: Lex, they're wrecking the whole house!
 * Joker, help!
 * Joker: Help yourself!
 * Assassian: Look at me! Come and get it!
 * Lobo: Whoa! Ooh, yeah! Whoa!
 * Crab Lock: That tickles!
 * Geronimo!
 * Mine, mine, mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
 * Things: Ride 'em, cowboy! Yee-hee-hee! Ho-ho-ho! Whee!
 * Mrs. Kwan: If this were my house, I'd be furious.
 * Delightful Children: Hey! Joker!
 * Magical time-traveling elves: Do you have any idea what happened to the lock on this crate?
 * Joker: It's on Killer Croc's collar.
 * Harley Quinn: Killer Croc?
 * Scarecrow: Man-Bat?
 * Poison Ivy: Man-Bat!
 * Mr. Freeze: Put the dog down!
 * Bane: I said, put the dog down!
 * Harley Quinn: Why won't they listen to me?
 * Riddler: Oh. I don't know if this helps, but the Things always do the opposite of what you say.
 * Joker: Why do they always do the opposite? That's so annoying!
 * Harley Quinn: Remind you of anyone, Joker?
 * Things: Zinga!
 * Zinga! Zinga!
 * Blue! 41! Set! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
 * Harley Quinn: Hey, Thing, don't let go of that dog!
 * Assassian: Let go!
 * Joker: Catch them... I mean, don't catch them!
 * Harley Quinn: Well, this is just great, Joker.
 * The whole house is destroyed, the party is ruined, and now Killer Croc and Man-Bat are gone.
 * Riddler: Harley Quinn, Joker,
 * that's nothing compared to what's gonna happen if we don't lock this crate.
 * Scarecrow: Take a look.
 * Poison Ivy: It's already leaking.
 * Joker: It won't stay shut.
 * Penguin: Not without the lock.
 * Two-Face: Look, if we don't get that lock off of Killer Croc and Man-Bat put it back on this crate,
 * we're gonna be staring down the business end of the mother of all the messes.
 * Joker: We've gotta go out and find Killer Croc and Man-Bat.
 * Ra's Al Ghul: Impossible! Harley Quinn!
 * Max Shreck: There's only four hours till the party.
 * Harley Quinn: Brainiac is right. We should call Mom and tell her what happened.
 * Joker: Look at this house! There's no way we could explain this to Mom.
 * We gotta get Killer Croc and Man-Bat back and lock this crate!
 * Harley Quinn: We're staying and calling Mom.
 * Joker: We're going and getting the dog.
 * Catwoman: There is a third option.
 * Joker and Harley Quinn: There is?
 * Mr. Freeze: Yes. It involves...
 * murder!
 * Joker: That's your option?
 * Bane: No.
 * Clayface: But you guys both had options. I just wanted to have one too.
 * Mad Hatter: Or did I?
 * Harley Quinn: Lex, you're not helping!
 * Joker: Come on. Let's go get that dog.
 * Now, we just need a heavy, inanimate object to weigh down this crate.
 * Delightful Children: There. That oughta buy us some time.
 * Hugo Strange: Come on, kids! Let's go, go, go!