Just Dance/Poor Unfortunate Souls (from The Little Mermaid)

Cast

 * Disturbia as Ursula

Lyrics
Dist urbia : I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a switch (True? Yes.)

And I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And here lately, please don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely and depressed (pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They come flocking to my cauldron crying "Spells, CaitlinReece, please!" And I help them? Yes, I do

Now it's happened once or twice Someone couldn't pay the price And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint to those poor unfortunate souls

[dialogue interruption]

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber They think a girl who gossips is a bore! Yes, on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?

Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation True gentlemen avoid it when they can! But they dote and swoon and fawn on a lady who's withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man!

Come on, you poor unfortunate soul Go ahead! Make your choice! I'm a very busy woman, and I haven't got all day It won't cost much. Just your voice!

You poor unfortunate soul It's sad but true

If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you've got the pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath, and go ahead and sign the scroll No Control P3, Time Warp P4, now I've got her, boys The boss is on a roll! THIS POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL!

Beluga sevrgua, come winds of the Caspian Sea Larynxes glossitis ad max Laryngitis la voce to me