Grease nail polish/Bert's Nap (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert
 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie

Transcript
Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: *yawn* Oh boy ... It's time for a nap ... am I tired *yawn*

( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be gets all comfortable in bed and begins to snore.)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be! Oh Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be! Ol' buddy Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be? Hey, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be ... Where are ya, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

(sees Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be in bed)

Oh! Mmmm ... You know it is just possible that my old buddy Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be is asleep. For one thing, he's lying down, which he usually does when he is asleep. For another thing his eyes are closed ... yeah. And for another thing, he's not answering me when I talk. So old buddy Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be is probably asleep, but I will check just to make sure.

(pokes Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be )

Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke! Note how I can poke old buddy Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be is the stomach and he doesn't complain. Now when old buddy Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be is awake and I poke him in the stomach, he complains.

(sees Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be 's arm)

Oh looky here. Note how floppy and soggy-like old buddy Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be's arm is. When old buddy Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be is awake, he's not floppy and soggy like. So, I am quite certain that old buddy Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be is very definitely asleep. And ....

( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be rolls over with eyes open)

On the other hand ... Now his eyes are open! My old buddy Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be's eyes are usually open only when he is awake, so he's probably awake, but I will check just to make sure. Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Now cut that out!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: See, I was right, he's awake!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Yeah?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Why did you wake me up?

Summer Loving Havin' a Blast!: Did I wake you up, old buddy?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yes you did!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: See, I was right, first he was asleep and now he is awake.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, why'd you wake me up?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh ... Oh! .. Uh ... because I have something very important to tell you.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What's that?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, you see I just looked at the clock.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: So?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: It's time for your nap.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Ahhhhh!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, sleep tight. Mmmm..Mmmmmm