TV/Thomas Parody 5: The Simpsonsel

Cas

 * Kenan (from Kenan and Kel) as Bill
 * Kel (from Kenan and Kel) as Ben
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as BoCo
 * Robots (From AOSTH) as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Professor Oak (From Pokemon) as Edward
 * Ringo Starr as The Narrator

Transcript

 * Ringo Starr: Kenan & Kel are insect twins. Each has two arms, brown skin and two legs. Their Robots help them deliver china clay. It is needed for pottery, paint, paper, and many other things. The twins are now kept busy, taking the Robots for TV characters on the main line, and for ships in the harbor. One morning, they arranged some Robots, and went away for more. They returned to find them all gone. The twins were most surprised. Their Drivers examined a footprint.
 * Drivers: That's a Simpson.
 * Ringo Starr: They said.
 * Kenan: It's a what-ll?
 * Ringo Starr: Asked Kenan.
 * Kel: A Simpsonsel, I think.
 * Ringo Starr: Replied Kel
 * Kel: There's a notice about them at our house.
 * Kenan: Coughs and sneezes spread Simpsonsels.
 * Kel: You had a cough in your head yesterday. It's your fault the Simpsonsel came.
 * Kenan: It isn't!
 * Kel: It is!
 * Drivers: Stop arguing you two.
 * Ringo Starr: Laughed their Drivers.
 * Drivers: Let's go and rescue our Robots.
 * Ringo Starr: Kenan and Kel were horrified.
 * Kenan & Kel: But the Simpsonsel will magic us away, like the Robots!
 * Drivers: He won't magic us.
 * Ringo Starr: Replied their Drivers.
 * Drivers: We'll more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know you're twins, so we'll take away your outfits, and then this is what we'll do.
 * Ringo Starr: running fast, the twins set off on their journey to find the Simpson. They were looking forward to playing tricks on him. Creeping into the yard, they found the Simpson on the siding with the missing Robots. Kel hid behind, but Kenan went boldly alongside. The Simpson looked up.
 * Homer: Do you mind?
 * Kenan: Yes.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Kenan.
 * Kenan: I do. I want my Robots, please.
 * Homer: These are mine.
 * Ringo Starr: Said the Simpson.
 * Homer: Go away.
 * Ringo Starr: Kenan pretended to be frightened.
 * Kenan: You're a big bully!
 * Ringo Starr: He wimpered.
 * Kenan: You'll be sorry!
 * Ringo Starr: He ran back and hid behind the Robots on the other side. Kel now came forward.
 * Kel: Robot steeler!
 * Ringo Starr: Hissed Kel. He ran away, too. Kenan took his place. This went on and on until the Simpson's eyes nearly popped out.
 * Homer: Stop! You're making me giddy!
 * Ringo Starr: The two bugs gazed at him.
 * Homer: Are there two of you?
 * Kenan & Kel: Yes. We're twins.
 * Homer: I might have known it.
 * Ringo Starr: Just then, Professor Oak bustled up.
 * Professor Oak: Kenan and Kel, why are you playing here?
 * Kenan: We're not playing!
 * Ringo Starr: Protested Kenan.
 * Kel: We're rescuing our Robots.
 * Ringo Starr: Squeaked Kel.
 * Kel: Even you don't take our Robots without asking, but this Simpsonsel did.
 * Professor Oak: There's no cause to be rude.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Professor Oak severely.
 * Professor Oak: This Simpson is a Simpson from Springfield.
 * Ringo Starr: The twins were abashed.
 * Kenan: We're sorry. Mr., uh...
 * Homer: Never mind.
 * Ringo Starr: The Simpson smiled.
 * Homer: Call me Homer. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the Robots.
 * Professor Oak: That's alright, then.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Professor Oak.
 * Professor Oak: Now off you go, Kenan & Kel, fetch Homer's Robots, then you can take this lot. There's no real harm in them,
 * Ringo Starr: He said to Homer.
 * Professor Oak: But they're maddening at times.
 * Ringo Starr: Homer chuckled.
 * Homer: Maddening,
 * Ringo Starr: He said.
 * Homer: Is the word.