Cartoon Paradise/Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends Season 1

Cartoon Paradise/Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends Season 1 is a parody idea. These are all of the Season 1 episodes told by George Carlin for US audiences.

Cast

 * 1) Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Sarah Natochenny)
 * 2) Hayato Kanzaki as Edward (Matt Hill)
 * 3) Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
 * 4) Scott Summers as Gordon (Kirby Morrow)
 * 5) Al Smith as James (Tom Kenny)
 * 6) Ritchie as Percy (Tara Jayne)
 * 7) Gingka Hagane as Toby (Robert Tinkler)
 * 8) Toni and Mika Morgan as Annie and Clarabel (Stephanie Morgenstern and Jocelyn Loewen)
 * 9) Madoka Amano as Henrietta (Barbara Mamabolo)
 * 10) Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
 * 11) Earthworm Jim as Terence (Dan Castellaneta)
 * 12) Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
 * 13) Yugi Moto as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
 * 14) Melinda Glynn as Lady Hatt (Stephanie Morgenstern)
 * 15) Toko and Nika Aoi as Stephen and Bridget Hatt (Sabrina Pitre)
 * 16) Miss Mari as Mrs. Kyndley (Janyse Jaud)

Episodes

 * 1) Ash Gets Tricked
 * 2) Hayato Helps Out
 * 3) Come Out, Shaggy!
 * 4) Shaggy To The Rescue
 * 5) A Big Day For Ash
 * 6) Trouble For Ash
 * 7) Ash Saves The Day
 * 8) Al Learns A Lesson
 * 9) Foolish Beedrill
 * 10) A Proud Day For Al
 * 11) Ash and The Conductor
 * 12) Ash Goes Fishing
 * 13) Earthworm Jim
 * 14) Ash and Sonic's Great Race
 * 15) Characters and Turntables
 * 16) Trouble In The House
 * 17) Ritchie Runs Away
 * 18) Shaggy's Special Medicine
 * 19) The Flying Kipper
 * 20) Yelling and Sneezes
 * 21) Gingka Hagane
 * 22) Ash Breaks The Rules
 * 23) Al In A Mess
 * 24) Scott Takes A Dip
 * 25) Down The Mine
 * 26) Ash's Christmas Party

Trivia

 * Stories told by George Carlin.
 * The first time where Hayato Kanzaki is Edward.

Ash Gets Tricked

 * George Carlin: Ash is a Pokemon Trainer who lives in a big town on the land of Cartoons. He's a cheeky little trainer with black and white feet, a red cap, a black hair and blue jeans. He's a fussy little character too. Always pulling coaches about ready for the big characters can take on long journeys. And when trains come in, he pulls the empty coaches away so that the big characters can go on rest. Ash thinks no character works has hard as he does. He loves playing tricks on them, including Scott the biggest and proudest character of all. Ash likes to tease Scott with his whistle.
 * Ash: Wake up, lazybones. Why don't you work hard like me?
 * George Carlin: One day after pulling the big express, Scott had arrived back on the sidings very tired. He was just going to sleep when Ash came up in his cheeky way.
 * Ash: Wake up, lazybones. Do some hard work for a change. You can't catch me!
 * George Carlin: And off he ran laughing. Instead of going to sleep again, Scott thought how he can back at Ash. One morning, Ash wouldn't wake up. His driver and fireman couldn't make him start. His fire went out and there was not enough steam. It was nearly time for the express. People are waiting, but the coaches weren't ready. At last, Ash started.
 * Ash: Oh dear, oh dear!
 * George Carlin: He yawned. He fussed into the station where Scott was waiting.
 * Scott: Hurry up, you!
 * George Carlin: Said Scott.
 * Ash: Hurry up yourself.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ash. Scott the proud character began making his plan to teach Ash a lesson for teasing him. Almost before the coaches had stopped moving, Scott reversed quickly and was coupled to the train.
 * Scott: Get in quickly, please!
 * George Carlin: He whistled. Ash usually pushed behind the big trains to help them start, but he was always uncoupled first. This time, Scott start so quickly they forgot to uncouple Ash. Scott's chance had come.
 * Scott: Come on, come on!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Scott to the coaches. The train went faster and faster. Too fast for Ash, he wanted to stop, but he couldn't.
 * Ash: Peep peep! Stop, stop!
 * Scott: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
 * George Carlin: Laughed Scott.
 * Coaches: You can't get away, you can't get away!
 * George Carlin: Laughed the coaches. Poor Ash was going faster than he had ever gone before. He was out of breath and his feet hurt him, but he had to go on.
 * Ash: I shall never be the same again.
 * George Carlin: He thought sadly.
 * Ash: My feet will be quite worn out.
 * George Carlin: At last, they stopped at the station. Ash was uncoupled and he felt very silly and exhausted. Next he went on to the turntable thinking of everyone laughing at him. And then he ran on to a siding out of the way.
 * Scott: Well, little Ash.
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Scott.
 * Scott: Now you know what hard work means, don't you?
 * George Carlin: Poor Ash couldn't answer. He had no breath. He just puffed slowly away to rest and had a long long drink.
 * Ash: Maybe I don't have to tease Scott to feel important.
 * George Carlin: Ash thought to himself. And he puffed slowly home.

Hayato Helps Out

 * George Carlin: One day, Hayato was in the house where he lived with the other characters. They were all bigger than Hayato and boasted about it.
 * Scott: The driver won't choose you again.
 * George Carlin: Said Scott.
 * Scott: He wants strong characters like us.
 * George Carlin: But the driver and fireman felt sorry for Hayato.
 * Driver: Would you like to come out today?
 * Hayato: Oh yes, please.
 * George Carlin: Said Hayato. So they lit his fire, made lots of steam and Hayato puffed away. The other characters were very cross of being left behind. Hayato worked hard all day. The coaches thought he was very kind and the driver was very pleased.
 * Hayato: I'm going out again tomorrow.
 * George Carlin: Hayato told the other characters that night.
 * Hayato: What do you think at that?
 * George Carlin: But he didn't hear what they thought, for he was so tired and happy that he fell asleep at once. Next morning, Hayato woke up to find nothing had changed. Scott was still boasting.
 * Scott: You watch me, little Hayato, as I rush through with the express. That will be a splendid sight for you. Goodbye, little Hayato. Look out for me this afternoon.
 * George Carlin: Hayato went off to do some shunting. He like shunting. It was fun playing with Beedrill. He would come out quietly and gave them a push. Then he would stop, and the silly Beedrill will go bump into the each other.
 * Beedrill: Oh!
 * George Carlin: They cried.
 * Beedrill: Whatever is happening?
 * George Carlin: Hayato played till there were no more Beedrill. Then he stopped to rest. Presently, he heard a whistle. Scott was cross. Instead of pulling shiny new coaches, he was pulling a dirty freight train.
 * Scott: A freight train, a freight train, a freight train!
 * George Carlin: He grumbled.
 * Scott: The shame of it, the shame of it, oh, the shame of it!
 * George Carlin: Hayato laughed and went to find some more Beedrill. Then, there was trouble.
 * Porter: Scott can't get up the hill.
 * George Carlin: The porter called to Hayato's Driver.
 * Porter: Will you take Hayato and push him please?
 * George Carlin: They found Scott halfway up, and very cross. His driver and fireman were talking to him severely.
 * Driver: You're not trying.
 * Scott: I can't do it!
 * George Carlin: Said Scott.
 * Scott: The noisy Beedrill hold a character back so!
 * George Carlin: Hayato's driver came up.
 * Driver: We've come to push.
 * Scott: No use at all!
 * George Carlin: Said Scott.
 * Driver: You wait and see.
 * George Carlin: Replied Hayato's driver. They brought the train back to the bottom of the hill.
 * Hayato: I'm ready.
 * George Carlin: Said Hayato.
 * Scott: No good.
 * George Carlin: Grumbled Scott. They pulled and pushed as hard as they could.
 * Scott: I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Scott.
 * Hayato: I will do it, I will do it, I will do it!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Hayato. Hayato pushed and puffed and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could. And almost before he realized it, Scott found himself at the top of the hill.
 * Scott: I've done it, I've done it, I've done it!
 * George Carlin: He said proudly. He forgot all about kind Hayato and didn't say thank you. Hayato was left out of breath and far behind, but he was happy because he had been so helpful. At the next station, he found that the driver and fireman were very pleased with him. The fireman gave him a nice long drink and the driver said...
 * Driver: I'll get out my paint tomorrow, and give you your beautiful coat of blue with red stripes, then you'll be the smartest character in the shed.

Come Out, Shaggy!

 * George Carlin: Once a character attached to a train was afraid of a few drops of rain. It went into a tunnel and squeaked through its funnel, and wouldn't come out again. The character's name is Shaggy. His driver and fireman argued with him, but he would not move.
 * Shaggy: The rain would spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes.
 * George Carlin: He said. The conductor blew his whistle till he had no more breath, and waved his flag till his arms ached, but Shaggy still stayed in the tunnel and blew steam at him.
 * Shaggy: I'm not going to spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes for you.
 * George Carlin: Then, along came Yugi Moto, the man of charge of all the characters on the land of cartoons.
 * Yugi: We will pull you out.
 * George Carlin: Said Yugi. But Shaggy only blew steam at him. Everyone pulled except Yugi Moto.
 * Yugi: Because...
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Yugi ...my doctor has forbidden me to pull.
 * George Carlin: But still, Shaggy stayed in the tunnel. Then, they tried pushing from the other end. Yugi Moto said...
 * Yugi: One, two, three, push!
 * George Carlin: ...but he didn't help.
 * Yugi: My doctor has forbidden me to push.
 * George Carlin: He said. They pushed, and pushed, and pushed, but still, Shaggy stayed in the tunnel. At last, Ash came along. The conductor waved his red flag and stopped him. Everyone argued with Shaggy.
 * Everyone: Look, it has stopped raining.
 * George Carlin: They said.
 * Shaggy: Yes, but it will began again soon.
 * George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
 * Shaggy: And what will become with green paint with red stripes then?
 * George Carlin: Ash pushed and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could, but still Shaggy stayed in the tunnel. Eventually, even Yugi Moto gave up.
 * Yugi: We shall take away your rails...
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Yugi: ...and leave you here until you're ready to come out of the tunnel.
 * George Carlin: They took up the old rails, and built a wall in front of Shaggy so that other character wouldn't bump into him. All Shaggy could do was to watch the trains rushing through the other tunnel. He was very sad, because he thought no one would see his lovely green paint and red stripes again. As time went on, Hayato and Scott would often pass by. Hayato would say...
 * Hayato: Peep, peep! Hello!
 * George Carlin: And Scott would say...
 * Scott: Boop, boop, boop! Serves you right!
 * George Carlin: Poor Shaggy had no steam to answer. His fire had gone out. Soot and dirt from the tunnel had spoilt his lovely green paint with red stripes anyway. How long do you think Shaggy would stay in the tunnel before he overcomes his fear of the rain, but then decides to journey out again?

Shaggy To The Rescue

 * George Carlin: Scott Summers always pulled the Express Arcanine. He was proud to be the only character strong enough to do so. It was full of important people, like Yugi Moto, and Scott was seeing how fast he could go.
 * Scott: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Coaches: Trickety-trock, trickety-trock, tricktey-trock!
 * George Carlin: Said the coaches. In a minute, Scott will see the tunnel where Shaggy stood bricked up and lonely.
 * Shaggy: Oh, dear. Why did I worried about rain spoiling my lovely coat of paint? I'd like to come out of the tunnel.
 * George Carlin: But Shaggy didn't know how to ask.
 * Scott: I'm going to boop boop at Shaggy.
 * George Carlin: Said Scott. He was almost there when... Wheesh! And there was proud Marcus going slower and slower in a cloud of steam. His driver stopped the train.
 * Scott: What has happen to me?
 * George Carlin: Asked Scott.
 * Scott: I feel so weak.
 * Driver: You burst your safety valves.
 * George Carlin: Said the driver.
 * Driver: You can't pull the train anymore.
 * Scott: Oh dear.
 * George Carlin: Said Scott.
 * Scott: We were going so nicely too. And look, there's Shaggy laughing at me.
 * George Carlin: Everyone came to see Scott.
 * Yugi: Hmph.
 * George Carlin: Said Yugi Moto.
 * Yugi: These big characters are always causing me trouble. Send for another character at once.
 * George Carlin: While the conductor went to find one, they uncoupled Scott who had enough puff to slink on the siding out of the way. Hayato was the only character left.
 * Hayato: I'll come and try.
 * Scott: Hmph.
 * George Carlin: Said Scott.
 * Scott: That's no use. Hayato can't push the train.
 * George Carlin: The kind Hayato puffed and pushed and pushed and puffed but he couldn't move the heavy coaches.
 * Scott: I told you so.
 * George Carlin: Said Scott.
 * Scott: Why not let Shaggy try?
 * Yugi: Yes.
 * George Carlin: Said Yugi Moto.
 * Yugi: I will. Will you help pull this train, Shaggy?
 * Shaggy: Oh yes.
 * George Carlin: Said Shaggy. When Shaggy had got up steam, he puffed out. He was dirty and covered with cobwebs.
 * Shaggy: Oh, I'm stiffed, I'm stiffed.
 * George Carlin: He groaned.
 * Yugi: Have a run to ease your joints and find a turntable.
 * George Carlin: Said Yugi. When Shaggy came back, he felt much better. Then they coupled him up.
 * Hayato: Peep peep.
 * George Carlin: Said Hayato.
 * Hayato: I'm ready.
 * Shaggy: Peep peep peep.
 * George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
 * Shaggy: So am I. Pull hard, we'll do it! Pull hard, we'll do it!
 * George Carlin: They puffed together.
 * Haytao and Shaggy: We've done it together! We've done it together!
 * George Carlin: Said Haytao and Shaggy.
 * Coaches: You've done it hurray! You've done it hurray!
 * George Carlin: Sang the coaches. Everyone was excited. Yugi Moto leaned out on the window to wave at Hayato and Shaggy. But the train was going so fast, that his hat blew off into a field where a goat ate it for tea. They never stopped 'til they came to the station at the end of the line. The passengers all said thank you, and Yugi Moto promised Shaggy a new coat of paint. One their way home, Hayato and Shaggy helped Scott back to the shed. All three characters are now great friends. Shaggy doesn't mind the rain now. He knows that the best way to keep his paint nicely not to run into tunnels, but to ask his driver to rub him down when the day's work was over.