Sesame Street Triangular Crayons/We Coulda (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Count von Count Purple as Biff
 * Ernie Orange as Sully

Lyrics
Count von Count Purple: (spoken) Hey, you know what, Ernie Orange. I love to hammer, how about you? Right. I've been hammering since I was a little kid. You know, it's our work and we love it, right, Ernie Orange? Right. Other people do other jobs. We handle the hammering, right? I mean, we could have done other jobs, lots of them. Hammering is our thing, right? You know what we could have been? We could have been doctors. Yeah, but if we were doctors, who would do the hammering? I mean, someone's gotta hammer, Ernie Orange. It's a tough job, but someone has gotta do it. Us. (singing) We could have been doctors, it would have been fun. Taking a temperature of everyone. We could have been doctors, it would have been swell. Finding sick people and making them well. We coulda, we coulda, but no sir-ee 'cause someone has gotta hammer, someone has gotta hammer, someone has gotta hammer, that someone is you and me. (spoken) Yeah, born to hammer, that's us, Ernie Orange. Hey, you know what else we could have been better than doctors? Firemen. Hey. (singing) We could have been firemen. There's plenty of those. Putting out a fire with a great big hose. We could have been firemen and jump out of bed to ride on a engine that's shiny and red. We coulda, we coulda, but no sir-ee 'cause someone has gotta hammer, someone has gotta hammer, someone has gotta hammer, that someone is you and me. Someone has gotta build a building instead of being a movie star. Someone has gotta dig a tunnel. That someone is who we are. (spoken) Ernie Orange, we could have been anything we wanted. (singing) We could have been actors, we could have been cooks, we could have been writers and written some books. We could have been farmers making some hay. (spoken) Hey, Ernie Orange. I just realized we could have been president of the United States. (singing) Well, anyway, We coulda, we coulda, but no sir-ee 'cause someone has gotta hammer, someone has gotta hammer, someone has gotta hammer, that someone is you and me. (spoken) Uh. Well, even the best job has its ups and downs, right, Ernie Orange? Right.