Crayola Colors/Up and Down Opera (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Pink Flamingo as Placido Flamingo
 * Outrageous Orange as Ernie
 * Purple Mountain's Majesty as Phil Harmonic
 * Purple Heart, Purple Pizzazz and Royal Purple as Anything Muppets

Lyrics
Purple Mountain's Majesty: Hello and welcome to The Crayola Color Opera where Pink Flamingo and Outrageous Orange will perform the very moving and silly up and down song from the opera of the same name. This song, like the opera, tells the story of a man, his friend and their ups and downs. It makes very little sense, but it's a lot of fun to watch. And now, Pink Flamingo and Outrageous Orange.

Pink Flamingo: Outrageous Orange, my friend, where are you going?

Outrageous Orange: Well, I'm going to sit down.

Pink Flamingo: Good idea. If you sit down, you'll see that I'll be sitting, too. When you stand up, I'll be up there along with you.

Pink Flamingo and Outrageous Orange : Down and down and down, Up, up and down and then, Up, up and down and down and down, And up again.

Pink Flamingo: And if you go upstairs, that's where I'm going too. And when you go downstairs, that's where I'll follow you.

Pink Flamingo and Outrageous Orange : Down and down and down, Up, up and down and then, Up, up and down and down and down, And up again.

Pink Flamingo: I'm up a mountain high, that's where I'm climbing to. When you climb down, don't try it, I will climb down with you.

Pink Flamingo and Outrageous Orange : Down and down and down, Up, up and down and then, Up, up and down and down and down, And up again.

Pink Flamingo: Now bring the curtain down because the opera is through. Then bring it up again and we will bow for you.

Pink Flamingo and Outrageous Orange : Down and down and down, Up, up and down and then, Up, up and down and down and down, And up again. Down, up.

(applause)

Outrageous Orange: (laughing)