Random PBS Kids Characters/Down the Well (from SpongeBob SquarePants)

Cast

 * Riff (from Barney and Friends) as SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Clifford (from Clifford the Big Red Dog) as Squidward Tentacles

Lyrics
Riff: Take a penny and some magic, Even though your life is tragic. Clifford: Hey! Riff: You can throw all your dreams down the well. Although every day the pain grows, You'll ride unicorns on rainbows If you throw all your dreams down the well. When your life's come apart at the seams, And you've given up all your dreams, Here is just the means to make those dreams come true. No more suffering, no more sighing, No more pain and no more crying Clifford: I'm not crying! [ Riff hits him with wand] Riff: If you throw all your dreams down the well.

Reprise
Riff: Oh, the magic has gone missing, And everyone's still wishing, But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground. You'll find magic under rubble, So, Papa Bear, grab a shovel, And here is where the magic can be found. We're at the bottom of a well, But man won't it be swell, When we make everyone's wishes all come true?