Muppets/Do De Rubber Duck (from Hot! Hot! Hot! Dance Songs)

Cast

 * Rowlf the Dog as Ernie
 * Fozzie Bear as Telly Monster
 * Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch
 * Kermit the Frog as Himself
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Count von Count
 * Floyd Pepper as Biff
 * Lew Zealand as Guy Smiley
 * Miss Piggy as Gladys the Cow
 * Clifford as Hoots the Owl
 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
 * Sam the Eagle as Bert

Lyrics
Rowlf the Dog: There's a brand new dance And it's got a reggae beat You do it in the bath While you wash your hands and feet Get in the tub Hold your duckie in your lap Tap your toes while you scrub In the water from the tap

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Rowlf the Dog: Come on everybody try (Do de rubber duck!) Don't be left high and dry (Yeah do de rubber duck!) As you keep on getting wetter (Do de rubber duck!) You'll be feeling so much better (Do de rubber duck!) You'll be left without a care (When you do de rubber duck!) And you can even wash your hair (While you do de rubber duck!) It will have a healthy sheen (If you do de rubber duck!) Yeah you'll be squeaky clean (When you do de rubber duck!)

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Fozzie Bear: Don't get soap in your eye (When you do de rubber duck!) 'Cause that'll make you cry (When you do de rubber duck!)

Uncle Deadly: Hey all you grouches sing (Now do de rubber duck!) Yeah make the bathtub ring (Do de rubber duck!)

Kermit: Everybody knows (How to do de rubber duck!) Scrub your flippers and your toes (Do de rubber duck!)

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: And while you wash away your troubles (Do de rubber duck!) Don't forget to count the bubbles One, two, three, four!

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Floyd Pepper: All around the woild (Dey do de rubber duck!) Whenever folks get soiled (Dey do de rubber duck!)

Lew Zealand: Watch 'em splishin' and a-splashin' (Do de rubber duck!) It's the very latest fashion! (Do de rubber duck!)

Miss Piggy: Take at least one bath a day (Do de rubber duck!) And you'll moooove those germs away (Do de rubber duck!)

Clifford: Come and be a bathtime bopper! (Do de rubber duck!) Don't pull out the stopper! (Do de rubber duck!)

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One more time!

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