Brandonmcabee's Rants Sausage Party

Sausage Party. Is this my favorite movie? NO, IT DOESN'T! MORE LIKE LOSER PARTY! OH MY GOD, THIS MOVIE SUCKS! This movie is made the worst ripoff of VeggieTales, which is one of the best Big Idea Entertainment show of all time! This movie is about the main characters named Frank and his food friends, and they to go on failure adventures together.

Frank is a stupid sausage man. Brenda is a horrible, miserable and disgraced hot dog bun. They like to have thick buns, so they are not fantastic. This stinks! Carl is a little crybaby. Teresa Taco was so freaking dreadful! Looks like he ask like the stupid brat was so many times worse. I hope it's not a movie. And even Sammy Bagel Jr., well... no one gives a crap about him. Not even 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100, 1000, million, or billion either. Not even trillion or infinity!

This animation is rated R, and it was too very inappropriate for kids! The animation is bad, the songs are annoying, the characters are complete jerks, the background was so not catchy, the music is retarded, the creators, directors, writers, and voice actors are so weak and pathetic, and the whole movie was having sex, smoking pots, eat poop for dinner and running around like a sausage. Thank God, I never watch this movie and I never will. Thank God, it got taken off on Netflix. And thank God, it did not get a sequel of the movie. And I hope this movie is about taken off the air on FXX soon.

Do you know who loves this movie? All the Bad users, Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, and The Problem Solverz crew. They like to watch Sausage Party on DVD. But they can't because that users and shows sucks. And do you know who hates this movie? Me, SonicSceptileWarrior, SpongeBob and the rest of the gang. They all get rid of the Sausage Party movie and make a rant on themselves.

So Sausage Party sucks, and so as The Happytime Murders. VeggieTales was way 1000 times better than Sausage Party. End of rant.