The Lex Luthor in the Hat (2003) part 7 - Signing the Fun Contract with Lex Luthor/Mrs. Kwan's Crown Has Found


 * Joker: Bravo, Lex Luthor.
 * Harley Quinn: Huh?
 * Lex Luthor: These children are smart enough not to fall for your MTV-style flash...
 * at the expense of contest and moral values.
 * Brainiac: That was wicked cool! Do it again!
 * Darksied: I'd love to, but Shamu is right... I really should be going.
 * Metallo: No, I don't go!
 * Livewire: No, I should go!
 * Mrs. Kwan: I should let you and the fish have all your fun conjugating verbs,
 * cleaning your room, doing long division.
 * Toyman: No, you have to stay!
 * Doomsday: All right, I'll stay.
 * Bizarro: Oh, yeah! Yeah!
 * Parasite: But if I'm going to stay, there's something I wanna show you.
 * Silver Banshee: Something magical...
 * and full of wonder.
 * Mxyptlk: It's called a contract.
 * Joker: You want us to sign this?
 * Kryptonite Man: Just a formality, really.
 * Zod: Yeah.
 * Joker: Who are they?
 * Ursa: Magical time-traveling elves.
 * Mongul: Yeah. Magic.
 * Non: Okay, they're my lawers.
 * Maxima: Liability issues, litigious society, frivolous lawsuits.
 * Atomic Skull: You understand. Basically, this contract guarantees you can have all the fun you want...
 * Cyborg-Superman/Hank Henshaw: and nothing bad's gonna happen.
 * Joker: All the fun we want?
 * Lex Luthor: Uh-yeah!
 * Harley Quinn: Nothing bad will happen?
 * Lex Luthor: Uh-no!
 * Joker: Come on, Quinn, for one in your life try something spontaneous.
 * Harley Quinn: It goes against my better instincts, but...
 * fine.
 * Lex Luthor: Beautiful. Initial here.
 * And here. And here.
 * Not here!
 * Turn it over.
 * This is nothing.
 * Scratch this.
 * Smell that! Terrific.
 * Yadee-yadee-yadee.
 * Sign the bottom.
 * You're it! Okay, gimme five!
 * Four.
 * Let's get this party started! Uh-huh!
 * Delightful Children: We like to present our babysitter, Mrs. Kwan.
 * Mrs. Kwan: My crown! I found it.
 * Thank you, children.
 * Delightful Children: You're very welcome, Mrs. Kwan.