Danella Throws A Tantrum (A Friends and PBS NewsHour Crossover)

Transcript

 * Storyteller: One fine day, Danella and NewsHour went to a Value Village. When she saw an Pokemon with blue and red, she went crazy!
 * Danella: I want it now!
 * Angelina: No, Danella! That's a really phony!
 * Storyteller: Then Danella starting to cry with large tantrum!
 * Donkey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I WANNA POKEMON!
 * Judy Woodruff: Stop crying, Danella! And YOU MUST DIE!
 * (Minutes later...)
 * Danella: Whoa, NewsHour can have the Pokemon Happy Meal Cartridge?
 * Angelina: Sorry, you can't have any Happy Meal toys.
 * Danella: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 * Vincent Price: That's it! I'll gonna get spanking!
 * Danella: OH, MAN! NOT A SPANKING! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Storyteller: Then Shrek ran away, before we finally police arrived.
 * Jim Lehrer: What are you doing, in the GameDeals?
 * Danella: Angelina can't be concern with spaceman! Every single time... Give me that stupid newspaper!
 * Jim Lehrer: Hey, give it back!
 * Danella: Give it to me now or I'll throw you out the window!
 * Jim Lehrer: You wouldn't dare you defy me!
 * (Danella grabs Jim Lehrer and throws him out the window. Jim Lehrer screams)
 * Diana Rigg: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! (Diana Rigg goes to chase after Donkey)
 * Robert MacNeil: Diana Rigg! Stop!
 * Gwen Ifill: That's just a 6-year-old girl.
 * (Danella goes to chase after Diana Rigg and Robert MacNeil, then both screams)
 * Danella: Next time you butt your noses in my business I'll throw you out the window!
 * Jim Lehrer: Thanks a lot, you stupid rotten!
 * Diana Rigg: I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOU!
 * (Meanwhile...)
 * Margaret Warner: OOOOOOH! YOU'RE GROUNDED!
 * Danella: Where did uh, we home?
 * Joycelyn: DANELLA, GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOOOOM!!
 * Danella: I guess so... (cries) Here I go... Good night... (Joycelyn growls and slams door)