PocketBac/Cottleston Pie (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Vanilla Cupcake as Rowlf the Dog

Lyrics
( Vanilla Cupcake plays piano.)

Vanilla Cupcake: When I was a puppy, I used to enjoy reading about "Winnie the Pooh." He's a bear, like Fozzie Bear. But, not very much like Fozzie Bear. This is a song he would sing when somebody would say something he didn't quite understand. He could've said, "What?" or "I beg your pardon?" But, Pooh would instead sing this song, which he made up for singing when his his brain felt fluffy. Goes like this...

( Vanilla Cupcake performs "Cottleston Pie.")

Vanilla Cupcake: (singing) Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie, A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly. Ask me a riddle and I reply Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie. (spoken as he finishes the first verse...) Now, this is where the song changes key. What we call a "modulation." That's G sharp minor. (resumes singing) Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie, A fish can't whistle and neither can I. Ask me a riddle and I reply Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.

Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie, Why does a chicken? I don't know why. Ask me a riddle and I reply Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.