Muppets/Oscar's B Sandwich (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch
 * Walter as Farley

Lyrics
Walter: (spoken) So, so that's the letter A, Uncle Deadly.

Uncle Deadly: (spoken) Right and luckily the next letter is B. So I am going to make a B sandwich.

Walter: (spoken) A B sandwich?

Uncle Deadly: (spoken) It's an old family recipe. Everything in the sandwich starts with the letter B.

(singing) You begin with some brown bread and Boston-baked beans Add boxes of bacon and bits of blue jeans Boiled boots, billiard balls, black berries too Butterscotch, broccoli, and buckets of glue

Place barbecued buttons on top of it all A bunch of bananas and a basketball A beef burger burned till it's black, oh boy! A big blob of bubble gum, eat and enjoy! Heh Heh Heh

Now I'll just toss in this rotten old belt, and a bag of birdseed, and this beat up, brown, battered and busted old balloon

Place barbecued buttons on top of it all A bunch of bananas and a basketball A beef burger burned till it's black, oh boy! It's a big "B" sandwich, eat and enjoy! Umm-Umm-Umm-Umm (chewing sounds)

(spoken) Uh-Oh! Needs more bubblegum