No Sleep For Cranky Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to No Sleep For Cranky.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Percy
 * Bill and Ben
 * Salty
 * Harvey
 * Cranky
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Gordon (cameo)
 * James (cameo)

Alec Baldwin version

 * Alec Baldwin: Brendam docks is one of the busiest dockyards on all the Island of Sodor. It's where ships and engines and cranes alike are busy day and night, every day of the year. But poor Cranky the Crane never gets a nap. He never gets to sleep early, he works all the time and his only company are the gulls that settle on his arm. So Cranky is always cranky.
 * Salty: Ahoy there, Cranky.
 * Alec Baldwin: Cried Salty.
 * Cranky: Where have you been!?
 * Alec Baldwin: Snapped Cranky.
 * Salty: And a good day to you captain.
 * Alec Baldwin: Bill and Ben arrive for work full of mischief.
 * Cranky: Hurry up!
 * Alec Baldwin: Snapped Cranky.
 * Cranky: I haven't got all day.
 * Bill: You're no fun.
 * Alec Baldwin: Grumbled Bill.
 * Cranky: You wouldn't be fun if you were stuck up here.
 * Alec Baldwin: Snapped Cranky.
 * Bill: So that's why you're cranky.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Bill.
 * Ben: You're lonely.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Ben.
 * Cranky: I'm not!
 * Alec Baldwin: Cranky cranked.
 * Salty: So it's company you'd be needing.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Salty.
 * Salty: Reminds me of a lonely old bank's lighthouse keeper.
 * Cranky: Not another one of your stories.
 * Alec Baldwin: Cried Cranky.
 * Bill and Ben: Oh please, Salty.
 * Alec Baldwin: They chimed.
 * Bill and Ben: We haven't heard it.
 * Salty: Twas in the middle of the wee naughty storm.
 * Alec Baldwin: Salty began.
 * Salty: The likes of which he sees once in a lifetime.
 * Alec Baldwin: This made Cranky very cranky. So cranky that he swung his arm around and dropped the pipes onto the tracks instead of the trucks.
 * (The pipes crash into a shed)
 * Cranky: Whoops!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Cranky meekly.
 * Salty: You blown the main down, matey.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Salty. The engines were trapped.
 * Bill and Ben: You're gonna get into trouble.
 * Alec Baldwin: Sang Bill and Ben. Sir Topham Hatt was in his office being measured for his new suit. When he heard the news, he left immediately for the docks. Sir Topham Hatt knew that any delay at the docks could cause trouble.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You had made a terrible mess, Cranky.
 * Alec Baldwin: He said sternly.
 * Cranky: I'm sorry, sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Cranky whispered.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You engines will have to stay here tonight until Harvey clears up this mess in the morning.
 * Alec Baldwin: Cranky's heart sank as Salty uttered those faithful words.
 * Salty: It reminds me of a story. It was a bitter cold winter. The brave little ship was stuck until the ice melted the next spring. He barely made it round the cape after a hundred scary days at sea without a scratch. He sailed into port and crashed his bout in 50 feet from my buffers. Luckily no one was hurt.
 * Cranky: Except my ears.
 * Alec Baldwin: Wailed Cranky. Salty spent all night telling tales of powerful storms, daring rescues and brave little ships. And when the sun rose, he was still talking and talking and talking.
 * Cranky: I can't take anymore.
 * Alec Baldwin: Groaned Cranky. Harvey the Crane Engine arrived.
 * Harvey: Sir Topham Hatt sent me to help clear away this mess.
 * Alec Baldwin: He puffed proudly. Cranky was so pleased the engines will be going soon, he forgot to be cranky.
 * Cranky: I'll never misbehave again.
 * Alec Baldwin: He promised.
 * Cranky: As long as I don't have to listen to anymore of Salty's stories.
 * Alec Baldwin: And after Harvey and the workmen had cleared the wreckage, Cranky worked hard all day. He carefully loaded the trucks, helped speed the engines on their way and he said please and thank you.
 * Thomas: This is new.
 * Alec Baldwin: Puffed Thomas. But he had spoken too soon. Cranky couldn't help himself.
 * (The pipes fall next to Thomas and Percy)
 * Percy: It was nice while it lasted.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Percy and all the engines laughed. But Cranky was still cranky.

Michael Brandon version

 * Michael Brandon: Brendam docks is one of the busiest dockyards on all the Island of Sodor. It's where ships and engines and cranes alike are busy day and night, every day of the year. But poor Cranky the Crane never gets a nap. He never gets to sleep early, he works all the time and his only company are the gulls that settle on his arm. So Cranky is always cranky.
 * Salty: Ahoy there, Cranky.
 * Michael Brandon: Cried Salty.
 * Cranky: Where have you been!?
 * Michael Brandon: Snapped Cranky.
 * Salty: And a good day to you captain.
 * Michael Brandon: Bill and Ben arrive for work full of mischief.
 * Cranky: Hurry up!
 * Michael Brandon: Snapped Cranky.
 * Cranky: I haven't got all day.
 * Bill: You're no fun.
 * Michael Brandon: Grumbled Bill.
 * Cranky: You wouldn't be fun if you were stuck up here.
 * Bill: So that's why you're cranky.
 * Michael Brandon: Said Bill.
 * Ben: You're lonely.
 * Cranky: I'm not!
 * Michael Brandon: Cranky cranked.
 * Salty: So it's company you'd be needing.
 * Michael Brandon: Said Salty.
 * Salty: Reminds me of a lonely old bank's lighthouse keeper.
 * Cranky: Not another one of your stories.
 * Michael Brandon: Cried Cranky.
 * Bill and Ben: Oh please, Salty.
 * Michael Brandon: Chimed Bill and Ben.
 * Bill and Ben: We haven't heard it.
 * Salty: Twas in the middle of the wee naughty storm.
 * Michael Brandon: Salty began.
 * Salty: The likes of which he sees once in a lifetime.
 * Michael Brandon: This made Cranky very cranky. So cranky that he swung his arm around and dropped the pipes onto the tracks instead of the trucks.
 * (The pipes crash into a shed)
 * Cranky: Whoops!
 * Michael Brandon: Said Cranky meekly.
 * Salty: You blown the main down, matey.
 * Michael Brandon: Said Salty. The engines were trapped.
 * Bill and Ben: You're gonna get into trouble.
 * Michael Brandon: Sang Bill and Ben. Sir Topham Hatt was in his office being measured for his new suit. When he heard the news, he left immediately for the docks. Sir Topham Hatt knew that any trouble at the docks could cause confusion and delay.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You had made a terrible mess, Cranky.
 * Michael Brandon: He said sternly.
 * Cranky: I'm sorry, sir.
 * Michael Brandon: Cranky whispered.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You engines will have to stay here tonight until Harvey clears up this mess in the morning.
 * Michael Brandon: Cranky's heart sank as Salty uttered those faithful words.
 * Salty: That reminds me of a story. It was a bitter cold winter. The brave little ship was stuck until the ice melted the next spring. He barely made it round the cape after a hundred scary days at sea without a scratch. He sailed into port and crashed his bout in 50 feet from my buffers. Luckily no one was hurt.
 * Cranky: Except my ears.
 * Michael Brandon: Wailed Cranky. Salty spent all night telling tales of powerful storms, daring rescues and brave little ships. And when the sun rose, he was still talking and talking and talking.
 * Cranky: I can't take anymore.
 * Michael Brandon: Groaned Cranky. Harvey the Crane Engine arrived.
 * Harvey: Sir Topham Hatt sent me to help clear away this mess.
 * Michael Brandon: He puffed proudly. Cranky was so pleased the engines will be going soon, he forgot to be cranky.
 * Cranky: I'll never misbehave again.
 * Michael Brandon: He promised.
 * Cranky: As long as I don't have to listen to anymore of Salty's stories.
 * Michael Brandon: And after Harvey and the workmen had cleared the wreckage, Cranky worked hard all day. He carefully loaded the trucks, helped speed the engines on their way and he said please and thank you.
 * Thomas: This is new.
 * Michael Brandon: Puffed Thomas. But he had spoken too soon. Cranky couldn't help himself.
 * (The pipes fall next to Thomas and Percy)
 * Percy: It was nice while it lasted.
 * Michael Brandon: Said Percy and all the engines laughed. But Cranky was still cranky.