The Muppet Christmas Carol VHS Trailer/Transcript

Trailer #1

 * Narrator: Coming Soon on videocassette. Walt Disney Pictures presents a Jim Henson Productions of a classic Christmas tale.
 * Ebenezer Scrooge: Bah! Humbug.
 * Narrator: He was an greediest man alive.
 * Clara: It's Ebenezer Scrooge!
 * Narrator: Until the night, he met someone extraordinary.
 * Kermit the Frog: Hello.
 * All: Yippee!
 * Narrator: The Muppet Christmas Carol.
 * Miss Piggy: I'll drink to Mr. Scrooge. Even though he's stingya and badly dressed.
 * Ebenezer Scrooge: Humbug!
 * Bean Bunny: Ow!
 * The Villagers: There goes Mr. Humbug there goes Mr. Grimm
 * Rizzo the Rat: Do you think it's safe for us to be up here?
 * Both: Ahhh!
 * Animals: If they gave a prizefor bein' mean the winner would be him
 * Ebenezer Scrooge: Yes, Mr Cratchit?
 * Kermit the Frog: Uh. If you please, Mr. Scrooge. The bookkeeping staff would like to have an extra shovel of coal for the fire.
 * Rat: Our assets are frozen.
 * Ebenezer Scrooge: How would the bookkeepers like to be suddenly unemployed?
 * Rats: Heat wave! This is my island in the sun!
 * Narrator: It's Charles Dickens classic tale...
 * Statler and Waldorf: Whoa!
 * Narrator: As only the Muppets can tell it.
 * Waldorf: It's good to be heckling again.
 * Statler: It's good to be doing anything again!
 * Narrator: Stuffed with holiday warm and cheer.
 * Kermit the Frog: 'Tis the season to be jolly and joyous
 * Narrator: This is the movie to see, to share, to cherish, with someone you love.
 * Rizzo the Rat: Thank you for makin' me a part of this.
 * Narrator: Coming to videocassette this fall. It's the Muppet Christmas Carol.
 * Robin the Frog: God bless us, everyone.
 * Miss Piggy: Whatever.