Avenue Q nail polish/On the Double (from The Book of Pooh)

Cast

 * Loud as the Hell You Want as Rabbit

Lyrics
Loud as the Hell You Want: (Oh. How will I ever fit two days into one? I'll have to everything...double time!)

Well, I guess I just have to work faster and faster And faster and faster With my whisk, whisk, zip, zap lightning kind of speed My helter-skelter, hurry-scurry high velocity With dual double-barreled ambidextrous intent I must up my productivity to 200%

Yes, I'll hoe like the wind And plant pell-mell There's twice as many nuts and eggs to shell An extra lot of mops and sponges to ring Another round to sing

My pace must hasten On the double, double My schedule's been scuttled The bubble of my calendar has burst And so I'm baffled and befuddled, befuddled And so I'm baffled And oh so very troubled So I've got to knuckle down And figure out the way to juggle And to muddle through this multitude of gardening and chores By peeling twice as many beans And sweeping down the floors There's carrots two-by-two And a double load of leaves From every kind of lettuce And the twin oak trees

I'm a rabbit who's inhabited a hotfoot haste Like a shotput race No double time to waste I'll replicate my efforts and will compensate For that missing date Oh my, it's getting late So on the double, the double My Saturday's been scuttled My schedule's been bungled, I'm disgruntled

Yes, I'm baffled and befuddled, befuddled And oh so very troubled I'm surely in a pickle Till I buckle up and barrel down And hightail it faster on the double!