Richard Tyler Throws a Tantrum

The Pagemaster

 * Richard Tyler
 * Adventure
 * Fantasy
 * Horror

The Tourettes Guy for Policeman

 * Danny
 * Danny's Grandpa

Transcript

 * Narrator: One day, Tyler, Adventure, Fantasy, Horror went to the video store near where was, when Richard Tyler saw a 1990 VHS of the Little Mermaid, but it happened.
 * Richard Tyler: Can I have it, please?
 * Fantasy: No, Tyler, and it's a phony.
 * Horror: You mean it's a phony?
 * Adventure: Yeah.
 * Richard Tyler: This is not good. Definity not good at all. (Cries) Waaaaaahahahahaaaaaaa!
 * Fantasy and Adventure: YOU MUST DIE!
 * Narrator: The next day, he went to the toy store that is.
 * Richard Tyler: Can I have the Vtech Computer?
 * Adventure: Sorry, Tyler.
 * Richard Tyler: NOOOOOOOOOO! THIS CAN'T BE!
 * Horror and Adventure: IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, YOU WILL GET A SPANKING WHEN WE GET HOME, WILL BE LOST!
 * Richard Tyler: No!
 * Danny: Hey, what's going on?
 * Richard Tyler: Adventure, Fantasy, Horror! Won't you let us stop with me, pal?!
 * Danny's Grandpa: Look out!
 * Richard Tyler: (Screams)
 * Adventure: Where's my son of sea biscuit, of my knocked me crow's nest? Where's he be? Where's he be, you little mister!
 * Danny's Grandpa: Come on, get on the boat! Quick, quick, quick! Get in there!
 * Horror: So I think I've scaring it? He's should swim right after eating you know. He'll get cramps.
 * Adventure: Where did he go?
 * Richard Tyler: Aah!
 * Adventure: Row! (Tyler screaming) Row for your lives!
 * Danny and Danny's Grandpa: AW, SHIT! IT'S A MOBY DICK BY THE WHALE!
 * Adventure: Hold on!
 * Horror: Oh no, it's going to be death! (Moby Dick will eat it, then destroys a boat.)
 * Adventure, Horror, Fantasy, Tyler: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
 * [He crashes by the water. Tyler getting on the rafter.]
 * Danny's Grandpa: Tyler, are you crying?
 * Richard Tyler: (cries) I just died, forever.
 * Danny's Grandpa: I think was a 18 months.
 * Richard Tyler: NO EIGHTEEN MONTHS!
 * Danny's Grandpa: YES! 18 MONTHS!
 * Richard Tyler: How you can stay for?
 * Fantasy and Horror: Well.
 * Horror: 18 years. Good bye.