Muppets Most Wanted nail polish/The Birthday Song (from The Mr. Men Show)

Cast

 * Miss Piggy's Big Number as Mr. Grumpy
 * Kermit Me to Speak as Mr. Nervous

US
Miss Piggy's Big Number: Oh, crooked cucumbers! I don't want a fuss or birthday banners I don't want some chatty party planners Save your breath, I'm in no mood to hear you sing. Oh, give me peace, give me quiet Not some raucous party riot! It's a birthday! Yes, I know, but here's the thing. (Here's the thing) I prefer my birthdays grumpy and my mashed potatoes lumpy I can't bear the "Happy Birthday" blustering! I don't care if you think it's wonky Put the tail back on the donkey Save your breath, I'm in no mood to hear you sing. (La la la la) Oh, I don't want a fuss or birthday banners I won't want some chatty party planners Save your breath!

UK
Miss Piggy's Big Number: Oh, crooked cucumbers!

Kermit Me to Speak: He don't want a fuss or birthday banners He don't want some chatty party planners Save your breath, he's in no mood to hear us sing

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Oh, come on, give me peace, just a bit of quiet Not all this raucous party riot!

Kermit Me to Speak: It's a birthday, yes he knows, but here's the thing (Here's the thing) He prefers his birthdays grumpy and mashed potatoes lumpy He can't bear the "Happy Birthday" blustering He doesn't care if it's wonky Put the tail back on the donkey Save your breath, he's in no mood to hear us sing (La la la la) Oh, he don't want a fuss or birthday banners He don't want some chatty party planners,

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Save your breath!