Muppets/A Grouchy Place (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
 * Wanda as Maria
 * Kermit the Pig, Fozzie Pig and The Swedish Pig as Pigs
 * Beautiful Day Monster, Behemoth and Big Mean Carl as Grouches
 * Robin the Frog as Slimey the Worm

Lyrics
Wanda: Here are some trash, Sam.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, yeah.

Wanda: Aren't you going to tell me have a rotten day, Sam?

Sam the Eagle: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a rotten day, Wanda.

Wanda: Sam, is something wrong?

Sam the Eagle: Yeah, something is wrong, all right. Everyday is the same thing. First, I tell Kermit to scram, then I surprised Fozzie with the old snake in the can trick and I told you to have a rotten day.

Wanda: But, Sam, you love doing all those things.

Sam the Eagle: I know, but they are the same grouchy things all the time, Wanda. (sighs)

Wanda: Sam, maybe you need a change.

Sam the Eagle: Hmmmm...I hate to say it, Wanda, but you could be right. Hmmm... Maybe if I tried living somewhere else, you know. A place with new kinds of trash. A slimey of slime. A place where I could annoy people with new ways. A really grouchy place. (singing) There's a grouchy place. Somewhere, a grouchy place annoying people. A way to get there. A grouchy place, somewhere. There's a yucky place. A smelly, noisy place. Where pigs are snorting and warthogs are rolling. Where grouches feel at home.

Beautiful Day Monster: Stop following me.

Behemoth: Will you stop following me?

Big Mean Carl: Will...

Sam the Eagle: There's a slimy place. A trashy, grimy space. With slime to live in. And slime to spare. Slime for Robin and not to share. Some yuck, some slime, somewhere.

Wanda: Sam, I think a change would do you good.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah.

Wanda: There's a whole world out there. I'm sure you could find some place that's really grouchy. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get to the Mail-It Shop.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah, now where on this earth could I go that would be really annoying?