The Lex Luthor in the Hat (2003) part 1 - Opening Credits/Presenting Anville


 * Narrator: There are gajillions of stories...
 * of mischief and fun,
 * but to keep thing simple,
 * let's start with just one...
 * about a mom and two kids...
 * and a house and a hat...
 * that, oddly enough,
 * was worn by a cat.
 * But soon enough we will get to all that.
 * In the valley that stretches from this hill to that hill,
 * a city is nestled...
 * that city is Anville.
 * Alan: Hurry up! We'll miss the movie!
 * Jim: Any more tutti-frutti?
 * Alan: I'll check.
 * Jim: Thanks!
 * Narrator: It's a town that's not huge, but quite big enough...
 * for buyers and sellers to sell and buy stuff,
 * from shoes and shirts...
 * and elongated ladders...
 * to sailboats and gibble-grated berry-juice bladders.
 * Joker: Hmm, I know. Those things had to go to the office.
 * Goodbye, Things.
 * Mrs. Kwan: Bye, Things.
 * Hello, Children.
 * Delightful Children: Hello, Mrs. Kwan.
 * Now, Who should be the King of Beanotown?
 * Mrs. Kwan: Me?
 * C'mon, Children. Let's go to Kate's Catering.
 * Bash Street Kids: Goodbye, Mrs. Kwan.
 * Kate: Thank you, Mrs. Kwan.
 * Narrator: So our story begins at the corner of Main and Montroob...
 * in the spotless real estate office...
 * run by Hank Humberfloob.