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Cow Quotes

 * 1) "An investment in milk pays the best interest." ~Ben Franklin
 * 2) "A person who never milked a cow never tried anything new." ~Albert Einstein
 * 3) "A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of milk." ~George S. Patton
 * 4) "A loving cow is the truest wisdom." ~Charles Dickens
 * 5) "We build too many walls and not enough farms." ~Isaac Newton
 * 6) "No cookies, no milk, no presents." ~Santa Claus
 * 7) "Before anything else, milk is the key to success." ~Alexander Graham Bell
 * 8) "Where there is love there is milk." ~Mahatma Gandhi
 * 9) "Love all, trust a few, and drink lots of milk." ~William Shakespeare
 * 10) "If you think you can milk a cow or you think you can't milk a cow, you're right." ~Henry Ford
 * 11) "Only the pure of heart can milk a good cow." ~Ludwig van Beethoven
 * 12) "Following the light of the pasture, we left the Old World." ~Christopher Columbus
 * 13) "I came, I saw, I drank milk." ~Julius Caesar
 * 14) "Houston, Tranquility base here. The Cow has landed." ~Neil Armstrong
 * 15) "A man should never neglect his cows for business." ~Walt Disney
 * 16) "Every glass of milk brings me closer to the next home run." ~Babe Ruth
 * 17) "I have never advocated milking except as a means of peace." ~Ulysses S. Grant
 * 18) "Anyone who does anything to help a cow in his life is a hero to me." ~Mr. Rogers
 * 19) "Milk is the first chapter in the book of wisdom." ~Thomas Jefferson
 * 20) "A vote is like a cow; its usefulness depends upon the character of the milk." ~Teddy Roosevelt
 * 21) "A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but milk lives on forever." ~John F. Kennedy
 * 22) "Farming is the ultimate sophistication." ~Leonardo da Vinci
 * 23) "I saw the cow in the marble and carved until I set him free." ~Michelangelo
 * 24) "I dream of painting and then I paint a cow." ~Vincent van Gogh
 * 25) "Be always sure you have fresh milk, then go ahead." ~Davy Crockett
 * 26) "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent fresh milk." ~Thomas Edison
 * 27) "The bulls are coming! The bulls are coming!" ~Paul Revere
 * 28) "The most effective way to drink milk is to drink it." ~Amelia Earhart
 * 29) "Be sure that you put your milk in the right place, then drink it." ~Abe Lincoln
 * 30) "My pasture is the guide which I will never abandon." ~George Washington
 * 31) "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're a cow." ~ John Wayne
 * 32) "Some people dream of milk while others get up and work hard it." ~Winston Churchill

Real Quotes (TruQuotes)

 * 1) "An investment in knowledge pays the best interest." ~Ben Franklin
 * 2) "A person who never made a mistake never tried anything." ~Albert Einstein
 * 3) "A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood." ~George S. Patton
 * 4) "A loving heart is the truest wisdom." ~Charles Dickens
 * 5) "We build too many walls and not enough bridges." ~Isaac Newton
 * 6) "No cookies, no milk, no presents." ~Santa Claus
 * 7) "Before anything else, preparation is the key to success." ~Alexander Graham Bell
 * 8) "Where there is love there is life." ~Mahatma Gandhi
 * 9) "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." ~William Shakespeare
 * 10) "If you think you can do a thing or you think you can't do a thing." ~Henry Ford
 * 11) "Only the pure of heart can make a good soup." ~Ludwig van Beethoven
 * 12) "Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World." ~Christopher Columbus
 * 13) "I came, I saw, I conquered." ~Julius Caesar
 * 14) "Houston, Tranquility base here. The Eagle has landed." ~Neil Armstrong
 * 15) "A man should never neglect his family for business." ~Walt Disney
 * 16) "Every strike brings me closer to the next home run." ~Babe Ruth
 * 17) "I have never advocated war except as a means of peace." ~Ulysses S. Grant
 * 18) "Anyone who does anything to help a child is a hero to me." ~Mr. Rogers
 * 19) "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom." ~Thomas Jefferson
 * 20) "A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user." ~Teddy Roosevelt
 * 21) "A man may die, nations may fall and rise, but an idea lives on forever." ~John F. Kennedy
 * 22) "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." ~Leonardo da Vinci
 * 23) "I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free." ~Michelangelo
 * 24) "I dream of painting and then I paint my dream." ~Vincent van Gogh
 * 25) "Be always sure you are right, then go ahead." ~Davy Crockett
 * 26) "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninenty-nine percent perspiration." ~Thomas Edison
 * 27) "The British are coming! The British are coming!" ~Paul Revere
 * 28) "The most effective way to do it, is to do it." ~Amelia Earhart
 * 29) "Be sure that you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm." ~Abe Lincoln
 * 30) "The Constitution is the guide which I will never abandon." ~George Washington
 * 31) "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." ~John Wayne
 * 32) "Some people dream of success while others get up and work hard at it." ~Winston Churchill