Blindly Selected Characters/The Cheat is Not Dead (from Homestar Runner)

Cast

 * Vendetta (from Making Fiends) as Strong Bad
 * Luna Loud (from The Loud House) as Strong Mad
 * Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Strong Sad

Lyrics
Vendetta: Gonzo, man. Where did we go wrong? Seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Piglet's underwears. Piglet: That WAS yesterday! Vendetta: {overlapping} This one's for you.

{singing} I got mad at Gonzo (Uh!) For screwin' up the Jumble caper (Uh!) I hope I don't see his name in the paper In the obituaries, cause that would mean he's dead

Gonzo is not dead I'm so glad Gonzo is not dead Gonzo is not dead ( Piglet: Dead! ) I'm so glad Gonzo is not dead Gonzo is not dead ( Luna Loud: Dead! ) I'm so glad Gonzo is not- {spoken} Just the claps! Just the claps! Uh! Uh! Piglet, I didn't know you had any rhythm. Piglet: Oh sure, I got tons of rhythm! Vendetta: Uh! Uh! All right guys, keep it rollin' for me. Keep it rollin! Come on!

{singing} I cracked wise at Gonzo But in my defense he cracked wise at me first I hope he doesn't end up in a hearse At the cemetery, 'cause once again that would mean that he's dead

{choir joins in} Gonzo is not dead I'm so glad Gonzo is not dead Gonzo is not dead ({spoken} Whoa, where'd this choir come from?) I'm so glad Gonzo is not dead ({choir harmonize})Gonzo is not dead ({spoken} You guys sound great!) I'm so glad Gonzo is not dead Gonzo is not dead I'm so glad Gonzo is not dead Gonzo is not deeaaad I'm so glad Gonzo is not dead Gonzo is not deeeaad I'm so glad Gonzo is not deeeeeeeaaaaaaaa...d

Gonzo is not dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) Gonzo is not dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) No Gonzo's not dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) Gonzo is not dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) Ohhh, he's dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) No he's not dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) I said Gonzo's not dead now! (Gonzo is not dead!) No Gonzo's not dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) Let's call the store! (Gonzo is not dead!) Collect the receipts! (Gonzo is not dead!) Got the frozen food! (Gonzo is not dead!) Gonzo is not dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) Well Gonzo's not dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) Gonzo is not dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) No, he's never been dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) Said Gonzo is not dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) Whoaaa, dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) Whoa, he's not dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) No, he's not dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) No, he's not dead! (Gonzo is not dead!) No, Gonzo is not dead!

Gonzo is not dead!

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