Wedding Day Disaster

Barbie and Ken get Olaf to plan their wedding.

Characters

 * Barbie
 * Ken
 * Olaf
 * Captain America
 * Iron Man
 * Raquelle
 * Elsa (cameo)
 * Clawdeen Wolf (cameo)
 * Skipper (cameo)
 * Stacie (cameo)
 * Chelsea (cameo)
 * Midge (cameo)
 * Summer (cameo)
 * Niki (cameo)
 * Frankie Stein (cameo)
 * Draculaura (cameo)
 * Spider-man (cameo)
 * Anna (cameo)
 * Olafweenie (cameo)

Transcript
Barbie: What a beautiful day. Sun's shining, good company... Things can't get much better.

Ken: Sure it's a nice day, but maybe I can make things a little bit better.

Barbie: Impossible! How could you do that?

Ken: We'll you see Barbie, you are very, very special to me. You light up my life and I treasure every moment we spend together. You're the first thing on my mind in the morning and the last thing I think about when I go to sleep. I love the way you smile. I love the way you talk. I love the food you cook for me...

[23 minutes later]

Barbie: (Snoring)

Ken: ...and you're the wind beneath my wings. You're my little Angel. Barbie, you mean the world to me and... Barbie? Barbie!

Barbie: Oh, oh, sorry Ken. I must have dosed off. What were you saying?

Ken: Great! Now I'll have to start again. Barbie, you are very, very special to me. You light up...

Barbie: Stop! Stop! Please not again! Get to the point!

Ken: Ooops, sorry about that! Barbie, will you marry me?

Barbie: Really? Ohhh, yes, yes, yes! I've been waiting for this day. We must plan an engagement party!

Ken: Sorry Barbie. No time for that. We're getting married tomorrow!

Barbie: Tomorrow! But I have so many things to organize! There's my dress, and my hair, and a location for the wedding and then there's the reception... I'll never get all this done in a day.

Ken: Sounds like you need a wedding planner.

Barbie: You're right, but where am I going to find a wedding planner with such short notice?

(Ding!)

Barbie: Perfect! I've got nothing to lose... [takes her phone out]

(Phone ringing)

Olaf: Olaf's chicken shop. How may I help you?

Barbie: Oh, I was after Olaf the wedding planner... Hello? Hello!

Olaf: You called? Olaf the wedding planner at your service.

Barbie: That was quick! But hold on. Can I see some of your photos of your work? We want someone professional.

Olaf: Ummm...ok... Let me see what we've got. Ahhhh, here we go... Not that one... Hmmm, not that one either... Ahhhhh, that one didn't end well. Nope! Nope! Hmmm, I think you're just going to have to take my word for it.

Barbie: I'm not sure about this. Maybe we should look around.

Ken: Barbie, we don't have time. The wedding's tomorrow!

Barbie: Ok, ok! But if you mess this up...

Olaf: Trust me. I'll make this a day you'll never forget! Now let's go. We've got to find you two an outfit.

Barbie: Nice shop Olaf!

Olaf: No time for chit-chat. Ken let's look after you first.

Ken: Ooooooohh! That one looks nice!

Olaf: Ah, ah aaahhh! Leave this to me. Meet you in the dressing room Ken.

Ken: Olaf! What are you doing? I can't wear that!

Olaf: Shhhhhh! Now get out there and let's see how you look. Ta daaaaa! Magnificent!

Ken: What the...? Get this off me!

Olaf: Geeeez! Ok, come with me. This one?

Ken: No...

Olaf: This one?

Ken: No...

Olaf: This one?

Ken: No! I've had enough... I'm choosing my own outfit!

Olaf: Ok... If you want to look silly...

Ken: That's better!

Olaf: I can't work like this! Come on Barbie, your turn.

Barbie: Hmmm... I don't mind this at all.

Olaf: Yes, not bad, but I think it needs a splash of colour.

(Shake! Shake!)

(Spray!)

Olaf: Hold it... Hold it! Nearly there... Just a touch more... Perfect!

Barbie: I hate it! What have you done?

Olaf: Huh? This is the new style.

Barbie: Well give me the old style any day! Move outta my way shrimp! Ahhhh... Much better!

Olaf: Ok, if that's what you think. Come on you two. We're running late for the hair appointment. Francois...? Francois? Hmmm, looks like he's not here.

Barbie: Maybe we should go somewhere else?

Olaf: Nonsense! We don't have time anyway. I'll do it!

Ken: You! No way buddy!

Olaf: Hey! I used to be a professional hairdresser a long time ago... a long, long, long time ago... Now come on Barbie Let's get you looking a million dollars...

(Snip! Snip!)

Olaf: Just a little snip here.

(Snip! Snip!)

Olaf: and a little snip there...

(Snip! Snip!)

Olaf: Looking good!

(Snip! Snip!)

Ken: Would you hurry up!

Olaf: Woooooops! Oh great!

Ken: Huh? What happened? What did you say?

Olaf: Ummm, I said... This is looking great! Ok, now this is not my best work, and it may take some time to get use to, but what do you think?

Barbie: Olaf! You have ruined my hair!

Olaf: It's not that bad.

Barbie: Are you serious?? I look like a little boy! We're going to have to pick up a wig on the way to the wedding!

Olaf: Ken, you're up!

Ken: Ummm, I think I like my hair the way it is.

Olaf: Actually, you right. Let's just give it a quick wash.

Ken: Ok... I suppose that can't do much harm.

Olaf: Shampoo... Shampoo.... I know it's here somewhere... Hmmm, this should do.

Ken: That shampoo smells a bit funny.

Olaf: Stop worrying. Just rinse this off... dry it up a little... and welllllaaaa!

Ken: Olaf! My hair! What am I going to do?

Olaf: Well if the wedding doesn't work out, I know a circus that's needs a few clowns!

Ken: Grrrrrrrr!

Olaf: Ok you two, we're nearly there, so get ready for a magical wedding.

Barbie: I can't believe we're doing this Ken! I'm so excited!

Ken: Me too Barbie. I wonder where we're having the wedding. Maybe on a beach...

Barbie: ...or maybe at a resort, or a grand church, or...

Olaf: We're here!

Barbie: Burgerworld! I'm not getting married here!

Olaf: Why not? It's so romantic, and we can have the reception there, and look, there's a special on Happy Meals!

Ken: Oh cool! I love Happy Meals... I mean, (cough! cough!) Olaf, take us somewhere else!

Olaf: Sorry, this is it guys. Everyone else was booked out! Let's go inside. It'll be fun! Ok everyone, let's get this wedding underway.

Barbie: Hold on... who have you invited to our wedding? Ok...

Olaf: I thought you'd already know these people, but whatever... This is Ken, your sisters, Skipper, Stacie, and Chelsea, Raquelle, Midge, Summer, Niki, Frankie Stein, Draculaura, Clawdeen Wolf, Spider-man, Captain America, Iron Man, Anna, Elsa and Olafweenie.

Barbie: I don't know half these people!!!

Olaf: Well not many people could come on short notice, so I put a message on Facebook! Anywhoo, as I was about to say... Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Barbie Roberts and Ken Carson in holy matrimony. Marriage is a wonderful thing that...

(Ding! Ding!)

Olaf: Yes! My meal's ready! Sorry guys. I just ordered a little something to keep me going. It's hard work being a wedding planner! Mmmmm... Yommm, yommm, yomm. Barbie you have to try one of these burgers. Yum, yum, yum!

Barbie: Sorry to disturb you, but when you have a spare moment, could you please marry us!

Olaf: Geeeez! A guy can't even enjoy his dinner in peace! Ok, where was I... Oh yes! Marriage is a wonderful thing and... blah blah blah... yada yada yada ... Do you Barbie take Ken to be your husband in sickness and in health, in good times and bad?

Barbie: I... Owww! Who did that?

Iron Man: He did it...

Captain America: Well he ate the last cheeseburger!

Barbie: I do.

Olaf: Do you Ken take Barbie to be your wife in sickness and in health, in good times and bad, even when she doesn't let you finish your Burgerworld Happy Meal?

Ken: I sure do!

Olaf: Then by the power given to me by the back of that cornflakes box, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride

(Kiss!)

Raquelle: Wow, Ken! How many cheeseburgers did you have?

Barbie: Raquelle! Move aside!

(Clapping)

Olaf: Ok everyone, who's up for another round of cheeseburgers? See I told you Barbie. Wasn't this the best wedding ever?

Barbie: What? Come here you! We're not paying you a cent!

Olaf: Oh, come on! I'll throw in a strawberry shake?!

Barbie: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!