Spike's Halloween Adventures

Spike's Halloween Adventures is a My Little Pony/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US DVD, Thomas' Halloween Adventures. It features one first season episode, two second season episode, one third season episode, three fifth season episodes, three sixth season episodes and one seventh season episode of Spike the Dragon and Friends narrated by George Carlin, Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon, and two songs.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Shining Armor as Edward
 * Big Macintosh as Henry
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Braeburn as Toby
 * Soarin as Duck
 * Night Light as Donald
 * Hondo Flanks as Douglas
 * Caramel as Harvey
 * Rarity as Emily
 * Discord as Diesel
 * Changelings as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Buffaloes as The Coaches
 * The Red Dragon (from the episode, Dragonshy) as The Chinese Dragon
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Tucker Cooper (from Shining Time Station) as Cyril the Fogman
 * Mayor Mare as Dowager Hatt (not named)
 * Savior Fare as Bertram (does not speak)
 * Apple Bloom as Annie (does not speak)
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (does not speak)
 * Scootaloo as Henrietta (does not speak)
 * Dr. Whooves as Oliver (cameo)
 * Noteworthy as Stepney (cameo)
 * Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey (cameo)
 * Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas (cameo)
 * Tank as Toad (cameo)
 * Featherweight as Terence (cameo)
 * Angel as Bertie (cameo)
 * Gummy as Trevor (cameo)
 * Zecora as Caroline (cameo)
 * Gustave Le Grand as Cranky (cameo)
 * Princess Celestia as Lady Hatt (cameo)
 * Twist as Nancy (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) Scaredy Ponies
 * 2) Haunted Big Macintosh
 * 3) Spike Gets Tricked
 * 4) Spike, Pipsqueak and the Dragon
 * 5) Discord's Devilish Deed
 * 6) Pipsqueak's Ghostly Trick
 * 7) Braeburn's Discovery
 * 8) Chief Thunderhooves & The Gremlin
 * 9) The Fogman
 * 10) Bad Day at Castle Loch
 * 11) Pipsqueak & The Haunted Mine

Songs

 * 1) Boo! Boo! Choo-Choo
 * 2) Animal Roll Call

Scaredy Ponies
Narrator: "The animals in Ponyville look forward to Halloween. They love Hoity Toity's fireworks and the children dressing up as wizards and witches.

They also love Shining Armor's spooky stories."

Shining Armor: "They say that on Halloween, the ghost pony returns to the smelters looking for his lost whistle: Whoo, whoo!"

Animals: "Ooh, aah, spooky!"

Narrator: "The animals said all shivering a little.

Later, Hoity Toity arrived.

Hoity Toity: "Spike, Pipsqueak and Soarin, I have a special job for you. You are to collect some scrap from the smelters yard tonight."

Pipsqueak: "On Halloween?"

Hoity Toity: "Don't worry. You'll be back in time for the fireworks."

Spike: "Pipsqueak isn't worried about missing the fireworks."

Narrator: "Teased Spike."

Spike: "He's a scaredy pony."

Pipsqueak: "I am not!"

Narrator: "Called Pipsqueak. But he was, a little.

At the smelters, all Pipsqueak could think about was Shining Armor's ghost pony.

Spike knew Pipsqueak was scared. So he teased him even more."

Spike: "What's that up there?"

Narrator: "Spike squeaked."

Spike: "Is it a spook?"

Pipsqueak: "It's just a piece of twisted scrap."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak said nervously."

Pipsqueak: "Isn't it?"

Narrator: "Spike was having fun. He kept on teasing Pipsqueak."

Spike: "Careful, the ghost pony doesn't get you."

Narrator: "Spike said."

Pipsqueak: "There's no such thing as ghosts!"

Narrator: "Snapped Pipsqueak.

Soarin felt sorry for Pipsqueak."

Soarin: "Nobody's brave all the time."

Narrator: "Said Soarin."

Pipsqueak: "But I'm not a scaredy pony."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak insisted.

The job was nearly complete."

Yard Manager: "Well done."

Narrator: "The yard manager said."

Yard Manager: "Now I'll need one animal to finish up."

Narrator: "Soarin wanted to pay Spike back for all his teasing."

Soarin: "Please, sir."

Narrator: "He said."

Soarin: "I'm sure Spike wouldn't mind stay."

Spike: "Of course not."

Narrator: "Spike boasted."

Spike: "I'm not a scaredy dragon."

Narrator: "So Soarin and Pipsqueak left."

When Spike was by himself, every sound and every shadow was spooky. He was beginning to feel very scared."

Spike: "There's no such thing as ghosts."

Narrator: "He said nervously."

Spike: "Who's there?"

Narrator: "Spike was so busy looking for ghosts, he didn't watch where he was going.

The chains felt like ghost fingers."

Spike: "Something's got me."

Narrator: "Spike jumped and set off an old steam whistle."

(Old whistle blows)

Spike: "The g-g-ghost whistle!"

Narrator: "Said Spike, and he raced away as fast as his feet could carry him."

Spike: "The ghost pony is after me!"

Soarin: "It was naughty of Spike to tease you, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said Soarin."

Pipsqueak: "He was only playing."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I hope he hurries up. I wouldn't want him to be late for the fireworks."

Spike: "He's after me!"

Soarin: "I don't think he'll be late."

Narrator: "Said Soarin.

Soarin and Pipsqueak joined the other animals for the fireworks."

Pipsqueak: "Where's Spike?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak asked."

Pipsqueak: "He'll miss all the fun."

Soarin: "It would serve him right after all his teasing."

Narrator: "Soarin said. But Pipsqueak was worried. He went to look for his friend.

He found Spike all alone in the library."

Pipsqueak: "Are you all right, Spike?"

Narrator: "He said."

Spike: "Yes. I'm sorry I teased you, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Spike said."

Spike: "Soarin was right. We all feel scared sometimes."

Pipsqueak: "And we all have to say sorry sometimes."

Narrator: "Said his friend."

Pipsqueak: "So come on, Spike, we can watch the fireworks just as well from here."

Narrator: "And he was right."

Haunted Big Macintosh
Narrator: "It was a moonlit night. Big Macintosh was taking some changelings to the station by the lake."

(Owl Hoots)

Shining Armor: "Whenever that owl hoots, a mist rolls in."

Narrator: "Murmured Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "There's a legend that when the mist's about, there's a ghost about, too. Take care on the old line, Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "Stupid bird."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "Owls, mist, ghosts, Shining Armor's going soft in the head. There's no mist."

Narrator: "But Big Macintosh was wrong."

Big Macintosh: "What's that?"

Narrator: "Cried Big Mac."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "It's an amber lamp."

Narrator: "Murmured his driver."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "That means 'proceed with caution'.

Who's there?"

Narrator: "No one replied.

Big Mac crept slowly forward. He stopped by a tree. It had a sign nailed to it. 'BEWARE OF THE BRIDGE'.

The driver was surprised."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "No one warned us about that before. And look! The light's red, and the gates are closed! A-a-a-a-and there's a fogman's coat! But where is its owner?"

Narrator: "Then, they saw a light move within the station building."

Big Macintosh: "G-g-g-g-ghosts!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "Shining Armor was right!"

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Something very strange is happening."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "I think it's best we go back."

Big Macintosh: "So do I!"

Narrator: "Agreed Big Mac.

By morning, the mist had cleared. A workman was talking about the unsafe bridge."

Workman: "Lucky you didn't cross it last night."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Yes, but we don't know who warned us!"

Narrator: "Replied Big Mac's Driver.

Later that day, he spoke to Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "The bridge has been repaired. We can take the changelings back along the old line tonight."

Narrator: "Big Mac really didn't want to.

But when nightfall came, he was sizzling nicely. Suddenly, an owl hooted, and then Chief Thunderhooves thundered by."

A Changeling: "Oh, look, Big Mac's spooked."

Narrator: "Said a changeling."

(Changelings laugh)

Big Macintosh: "Be quiet!"

Narrator: "Snapped Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "I'm not scared!"

Narrator: "But he was.

A little later, the fog came down.

As they approached the same area, they saw the amber light again."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Here we go."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac's Driver.

Then, uknown to Big Mac, the gates mysteriously closed by themselves, and the light went red. The changelings had seen everything, and they were spooked."

Changelings: "Faster! Faster! There's a ghost about!"

Big Macintosh: "Stop! Stop!"

Narrator: "Yelled Big Mac."

(Big Macintosh and the changelings crash though the gate)

"A mysterious figure watched Big Mac go by. Ahead was a landslide blocking the line. Big Mac stopped hard, but the changelings hit some of the rubble and plunged into the ravine."

(Changelings crash)

"Just then, Big Mac's driver saw a strange sight coming towards them."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "What's that?"

Narrator: "He said, the fireman laughed."

Big Macintosh's Fireman: "That's our ghost. It's Old Bailey, the fogpony."

Narrator: "Old Bailey was very cross."

Old Bailey: "I tried to warn you about the bridge. Why didn't you pay attention?"

Big Macintosh's Driver: "We're sorry."

Narrator: "Replied the driver."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Is there anything we can do to thank you?"

Old Bailey: "I'd like to operate that old station. If you let me, I promise it won't spook Big Macintosh again."

Narrator: "And in a little while, Old Bailey's wish was granted."

Hoity Toity: "You and your station will be really useful."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Let's hear a hearty 'thank you' to the friendliest, uh, ghost in Ponyville."

Narrator: "Everyone cheered, especially Big Mac, who was the happiest of all."

Spike Gets Tricked
Narrator: "Spike is a dragon who lives in a library in Ponyville. He's a cheeky little dragon, with two small feet, a short, stumpy tail, two short arms, and some green scales.

He's a fussy little dragon, too. Always pulling buffaloes about, ready for the bigger animals to take on long journeys.

And when animals come in, he brings the buffaloes back home so that the animals can go and rest.

Spike thinks no animal works as hard as he does. He loves playing tricks on them, including Chief Thunderhooves, the biggest and proudest buffalo of them all. Spike likes to tease Chief Thunderhooves with his whistle."

Spike: "Wake up, lazy bones! Why don't you work hard, like me?"

Narrator: "One day, after taking the buffaloes on a journey, Chief Thunderhooves arrived back at the field, very tired. He was just going to sleep when Spike came up in his cheeky way.

Spike: "Wake up, lazy bones, do some hard work for a change!" You can't catch me!"

Narrator: "And off he ran, laughing.

Instead of going to sleep again, Chief Thunderhooves thought how he could get back at Spike.

One morning, Spike wouldn't wake up. His driver and fireman couldn't make him start. His stamina was low and there was not enough strength. It was nearly time for the express. People were waiting, but the buffaloes weren't ready.

At last, Spike started."

Spike: "Oh, dear, oh, dear!"

Narrator: "He yawned.

He fussed into the station, where Chief Thunderhooves was waiting."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Hurry up, you."

Narrator: "Said the Chief."

Spike: "Hurry up yourself!"

Narrator: "Replied Spike.

Chief Thunderhooves, the proud buffalo, began making his plan to teach Spike a lesson for teasing him."

Narrator: "Almost before the buffaloes had stopped moving, Chief Thunderhooves reversed quickly and held the first one's hoof."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Get in quickly, please."

Narrator: "He whistled.

Spike usually pushed behind the buffaloes to help them start, but they always let go of him first. This time, Chief Thunderhooves started so quickly, they forgot to let go of Spike. Chief Thunderhooves' chance had come."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Come on, come on,"

Narrator: "Puffed Chief Thunderhooves to the buffaloes.

The line went faster and faster. Too fast for Spike. He wanted to stop, but he couldn't!"

Spike: "Hey, hey! Stop, stop!"

Chief Thunderhooves: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Narrator: "Laughed Chief Thunderhooves."

Buffaloes: "You can't get away, you can't get away!"

Narrator: "Laughed the buffaloes.

Poor Spike was going faster than he had ever gone before. He was out of breath, and his feet hurt him, but he had to go on."

Spike: "I shall never be the same again."

Narrator: "He thought sadly."

Spike: "My feet will be quite worn out."

Narrator: "At last, they stopped at a station.

Spike let go, and he felt very silly and exhausted.

Next, he went onto a turntable, thinking of everyone laughing at him.

And then he ran onto a path, out of the way."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Well, little Spike,"

Narrator: "Chuckled Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Now you know what hard work means, don't you?"

Narrator: "Poor Spike couldn't answer. He had no breath. He just puffed slowly away to rest, and had a long, long drink."

Spike: "Maybe I don't have to tease Chief Thunderhooves to feel important."

Narrator: "Spike thought to himself. And he walked slowly home."

Spike, Pipsqueak and the Dragon
Narrator: "Spike and Pipsqueak are good friends, but sometimes Pipsqueak teases Spike about being frightened and he doesn't like that at all.

One evening he was dozing happily, but Pipsqueak wanted to talk."

Pipsqueak: "Wake up, Spike. Are you dreaming about the time you thought I was a ghost?"

Spike: "Certainly not. Anyway, I was only pretending to be scared. I knew it was you really."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak went on teasing him."

Pipsqueak: "I hope the guard leaves the light on for you tonight."

Spike: "Why?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike."

Spike: "I quite like the dark."

Pipsqueak: "Oh really?"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I am surprised. I always thought you were afraid of the dark. I wonder why?"

Narrator: "Spike decided to say nothing and went to sleep instead.

Next day, Hoity Toity came to see him."

Hoity Toity: "I would like you to go to the harbour tonight to collect something rather unusual."

Spike: "What sort of something?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike."

Hoity Toity: "Wait and see."

Narrator: "Replied Hoity Toity.

Meanwhile, Pipsqueak was moving some changelings into a siding. Big Macintosh arrived with his cart. The signalman cleared the path and Pipsqueak waited on the siding until Big Mac had steamed by.

Then, there was trouble."

Signalman: "The path is blocked."

Narrator: "Called the signalman."

Signalman: "I can't clear it for Pipsqueak. The workmen will have to clear it in the morning. It's too late now."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Hmmm."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak's driver."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "I'm sorry, Pipsqueak. But you will have to stay here for the night."

Pipsqueak: "Where are you going?"

Narrator: "Asked Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak's Fireman: "Home for tea."

Narrator: "Replied the fireman. Pipsqueak was speechless.

He watched as the other animals went home. Nighttime came and Pipsqueak began to feel very lonely."

Pipsqueak: "Oh dear."

Narrator: "He murmured."

Pipsqueak: "It's very dark.

OH! OH! What's that?!"

Narrator: "It was only an owl, but Pipsqueak didn't realize this."

Pipsqueak: "Oh, I wish Spike were here too."

Narrator: "He sighed.

Spike was waiting for his mysterious load at the harbour. Suddenly, there is was."

Spike: "Cinders and Ashes!"

Narrator: "Cried Spike."

Spike: "It's a big dragon!"

Spike's Driver: "Don't worry."

Narrator: "Laughed his driver."

Spike's Driver: "This dragon is for the carnival tomorrow."

Narrator: "Workmen lifted the dragon onto Spike's wagon and put lights all around it for protection. Then, Spike set off into the misty night.

Pipsqueak was asleep on his siding and had no idea that Spike was approaching him.

Pipsqueak woke up with a start."

Pipsqueak: "Help!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I'm not going to open my eyes until my driver comes."

Narrator: "Next morning the path was cleared and Pipsqueak puffed back to the junction. Chief Thunderhooves was just about to leave with his buffaloes."

Pipsqueak: "You'll never guess what I saw last night."

Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves was in no mood for puzzles."

Chief Thunderhooves: "I'm a busy buffalo. I don't have time for your games."

Pipsqueak: "I've seen a huge dragon. It was covered in lights."

Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves snorted."

Chief Thunderhooves: "You've been in the sun too long. Your head has cracked."

Narrator: "When the other animals heard the news, they laughed too."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Look out, Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "Chuckled Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Or the dragon may gobble you up!"

Pipsqueak: "No one believes me."

Narrator: "Huffed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Maybe I did imagine the dragon after all."

Narrator: "But Pipsqueak soon found out that he hadn't."

Pipsqueak: "Help! Save me!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak."

Spike: "It's alright."

Narrator: "Whistled Spike. And, he explained about the carnival."

Spike: "By the way, how was your night out?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak decided to tell Spike the truth."

Spike: "Well, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Maybe we do get scared sometimes, but if we're not afraid to tell each other, then that means we're quite brave too."

Discord's Devilish Deed
Narrator: "Discord, the new creature, was sulking. The changelings would not stop singing rudely at him.

Soarin was horrified."

Soarin: "Shut up!"

Narrator: "He ordered, and bumped them hard."

Soarin: "I'm sorry our changelings were rude to you, Discord."

Narrator: "Discord was still furious."

Discord: "It's all your fault! You made them laugh at me!"

Big Macintosh: "Nonsense."

Narrator: "Said Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh: "Soarin would never do that. We animals have our differences, but we'd never talk about them to the changelings. That would be dis... dis..."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Disgraceful!"

Narrator: "Said Chief Thunderhooves."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Disgusting!"

Narrator: "Put in Cranky."

Big Macintosh: "Despicable!"

Narrator: "Finished Big Mac.

Discord hated Soarin. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan; he was going to tell lies about Soarin.

Next day, he spoke to the changelings."

Discord: "I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday, I laughed and laughed. Soarin told me one about Chief Thunderhooves. I'll whisper it.

Don't tell Chief Thunderhooves I told you."

Narrator: "And he snickered away."

Changelings: "Ha ha ha!"

Narrator: "Guffawed the Changelings."

Changelings: "Chief Thunderhooves will be cross with Soarin when he knows.

Let's tell him and get back at Soarin for bumping us!"

Narrator: "They laughed rudely at the animals as they went by.

Soon, Chief Thunderhooves, Big Macintosh and Cranky found out why."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Disgraceful!"

Narrator: "Said Chief Thunderhooves."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Disgusting!"

Narrator: "Said Cranky."

Big Macintosh: "Despicable!"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac."

Big Macintosh, Chief Thunderhooves and Cranky Doodle Donkey: "We cannot allow it!"

Narrator: "They consulted together."

Big Macintosh, Chief Thunderhooves and Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Yes,"

Narrator: "They said."

Big Macintosh, Chief Thunderhooves and Cranky Doodle Donkey: "He did it to us, we'll do it to him, and see how he likes it!"

Narrator: "Soarin was tired out.

The changelings had been cheeky and troublesome.

He wanted a rest in his home.

The three animals barred his way."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Keep out!"

Soarin: "Stop fooling!"

Narrator: "Said Soarin."

Soarin: "I'm tired!"

Big Macintosh, Chief Thunderhooves and Cranky Doodle Donkey: "So are we."

Narrator: "Hissed the animals."

Big Macintosh, Chief Thunderhooves and Cranky Doodle Donkey: "We're tired of you. We like Discord. We don't like you. You tell tales about us to the changelings."

Soarin: "I don't!"

Big Macintosh, Chief Thunderhooves and Cranky Doodle Donkey: "You do!"

Soarin: "I don't!

Big Macintosh, Chief Thunderhooves and Cranky Doodle Donkey: "You do!"

Narrator: "Hoity Toity came to stop the noise."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Soarin called me a galloping sausage!"

Narrator: "Spluttered Chief Thunderhooves."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Rusty brown scrap iron!"

Narrator: "Put in Cranky."

Big Macintosh: "I'm old square hooves."

Narrator: "Fumed Big Mac."

Hoity Toity: "Well, Soarin?"

Narrator: "Soarin considered."

Soarin: "I only wish, sir,"

Narrator: "He said gravely,"

Soarin: "That I'd thought of those names myself. If the wing fits..."

Hoity Toity: "Ahem..."

Big Macintosh, Chief Thunderhooves and Crank Doodle Donkey: "He made changelings laugh at us!"

Narrator: "Accused the animals.

Hoity Toity recovered. He'd been trying not to laugh himself."

Hoity Toity: "Did you, Soarin?"

Soarin: "Certainly not, sir. No pony would be as mean as that!"

Narrator: "Discord lurked up."

Hoity Toity: "Now, Discord, you heard what Soarin said."

Discord: "I can't understand it, sir. To think that Soarin, of all animals... I'm dreadfully grieved, sir, but know nothing."

Hoity Toity: "I see."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity.

Discord squirmed, and hoped he didn't."

Hoity Toity: "I'm sorry, Soarin, but you must go to Shining Armor's station for a while. I know he will be glad to see you."

Soarin: "As you wish, sir."

Narrator: "Soarin trundled sadly away, while Discord smirked with triumph."

Pipsqueak's Ghostly Trick
Pipsqueak: "And every year on a date of the accident, it runs again as a warning to others plunging into the gap, shrieking like a lost soul."

Spike: "Pipsqueak, what are you talking about?"

Pipsqueak: "The ghost pony. Driver saw it last night."

Spike and Braeburn: "Where?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike and Braeburn."

Pipsqueak: "He didn't say. Ooh, it makes my hooves wobble to think of it."

Spike: "Huh!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "You're just a silly little pony. I'm not scared!"

Pipsqueak: "Spike didn't believe in your ghost."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak next morning. His driver laughed."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Neither do I. It was only a pretend ghost story."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was disappointed. That evening, he came back from the harbor.

Pipsqueak knew where he was, even in the dark."

Pipsqueak: "Crowe's farm crossing. We shan't be long now."

Narrator: "He liked running at night. The path hummed and the light showed green. But a broken cartload of lyme lay ahead. Sam the farmer had just gone for help.

(CRASH!)

Pipsqueak broke the cart to smithereens. Lyme flew everywhere. He puffed quickly to the nearest signal box.

Pipsqueak's driver explained what had happened"

Signalman: "I'll see to it."

Narrator: "Said the signalman."

Signalman: "But you better clean Pipsqueak, or people will think he's a ghost."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak chuckled."

Pipsqueak: "Do let's pretend I'm a ghost and scare Spike. That'll teach him to say I'm a silly little pony."

Narrator: "Braeburn promised to help.

Spike was getting ready for his evening run."

Braeburn: "Pipsqueak's had an accident."

Narrator: "Cried Braeburn."

Spike: "Poor pony."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Botheration! That means I'll be late."

Braeburn: "They've cleared the line for you, but there's something worse."

Spike: "Out with it, Braeburn! I can't wait all evening."

Braeburn: "I've just seen something."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Braeburn: "It looked like Pipsqueak's ghost. It said it was, was coming here t-t-t-to warn us."

Spike: "Huh! Who cares? Don't be frightened, Braeburn. I'll take care of you."

Pipsqueak: "Peep, peep! Pip, pip, pip, peep! Let me in. Let me in."

Narrator: "Wailed Pipsqueak."

Braeburn: "No, no. Not by the smoke on my chimney chim chim."

Pipsqueak: "I'll chuff, and I'll puff, and I'll break your door in."

Spike: "Oh dear!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Spike."

Spike: "It's getting late. Oh, I have no idea. Oh, I must find Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle."

Narrator: "It was morning when Spike returned."

Braeburn: "Where have you been?"

Narrator: "Asked Braeburn."

Spike: "Ah, well."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "I knew you'd be sad about Pipsqueak and I, uh, I didn't like to intrude. I slept in the freight shed and...

Oh, sorry. Can't stop. Got to see a pet about a pony."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was not in the worst for his adventure, and was still enjoying himself enormously. He had heard everything."

Pipsqueak: "Well, well, well. What do you know about that?"

Braeburn: "Anyone would think,"

Narrator: "Chuckled Braeburn."

Braeburn: "That our Spike had just seen a ghost."

Boo! Boo! Choo-Choo
Boo!

What's that moving in the corner

What's that shadow on the wall

Don't be afraid, don't be scared

It really is nothing at all

But I saw something in the corner

I saw that shadow on the wall

It's just your imagination

Look! It's just the wise old owl (whooo)

Boo boo, choo choo

Don't be afraid of the dark

It's easily explained you see

Why things go bump in the night - Boo!

Boo boo, choo choo

Don't wander from your path

And don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be

Don't be afraid of the dark

The little pony wondered

He thought and thought all night

Really nothing's changed, it's just the same

Just daylight turned to night

But something moved in the corner

A shadow crossed the wall

He closed his eyes, counted ten

And remembered the wise old owl (whooo)

Boo, boo, choo choo

Don't be afraid of the dark

When the lights go out and you have your doubts

Why things go bump in the night - Boo!

Boo boo, choo choo

Don't wander from your mark

And don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be

Don't be afraid of the dark

So, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be

Don't be afraid of the dark

Boo boo, choo choo

Don't be afraid of the dark

It's easily explained you see

Why things go bump in the night - Boo!

Boo boo, choo choo

Don't wander from your path

And don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be

Don't be afraid of the dark

What's that moving in the corner

What's that shadow on the wall

Don't be afraid, don't be scared

It really is nothing at all

But I saw something in the corner

I saw that shadow on the wall

It's just your imagination

Look! It's just the wise old owl (whooo)

Boo boo, choo choo

Don't be afraid of the dark

It's easily explained you see

Why things go bump in the night - Boo!

Boo boo, choo choo

Don't wander from your path

And don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be

Don't be afraid of the dark

No, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be

Don't be afraid of the dark

Boo!

Braeburn's Discovery
Narrator: "One morning, Hoity Toity and his grandchildren came to see Braeburn."

Hoity Toity: "Come on, Braeburn. We're all going to the seaside. We will walk next to Scootaloo."

Braeburn: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn happily.

They came to a small seaside station. Soon, the children were playing in the sand, building a splendid castle. Hoity Toity inspected it."

Hoity Toity: "My word. It's a very fine castle. Have you seen a real one like it?

Stephen and Bridget Hatt: "Yes."

Narrator: "Replied the children."

Stephen and Bridget: "It's here on the island."

Narrator: "And they showed him a map."

Hoity Toity: "Hmm."

Narrator: "Pondered Hoity Toity.

They met Braeburn at the harbor."

Hoity Toity: "Come along. We are going exploring."

Narrator: "Soon they were in the wildest part of Equestria. They stopped by a lonely signalbox."

Signalman: Where are you going?"

Narrator: "Asked the signalman."

Hoity Toity: "We are trying to find an old castle."

Signalman: "I know the place, sir."

Narrator: "Said the signalman."

Signalman: "There's a small junction not too far down the path. Just switch the points."

Narrator: "When the fireman switched the points, their adventure really began."

Braeburn pushed past branches and bushes until they came to another little junction. There, they saw two signs saying: To The Castle and To The Mine."

Hoity Toity: "We'll go to the castle first."

Narrator: "Braeburn stopped by an old water fountain."

Stephen and Bridget Hatt: "There's the castle!"

Hoity Toity: "Yes."

Narrator: "Replied Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "And now we shall visit the mine."

Narrator: "Once upon a time, the mine had been worked by the little toys and their paths were still in place. But now everything is very rusty and overgrown.

Hoity Toity was most impressed, but Braeburn was rather scared. He was glad when it was time to go home."

Hoity Toity: "I think the castle and the mine will make a fine place for visitors, but it'll take some hard work first."

Braeburn: "Y-Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn nervously.

Hoity Toity's plans were soon put into action. But Braeburn was still worried."

Braeburn: "I'm sure this place is haunted."

Narrator: "He thought."

Braeburn's Driver: "It's our turn to stay here on guard tonight, Braeburn."

Braeburn: "Oh y-y-yes. Why not?"

Narrator: "Stuttered Braeburn."

Spike: "Beware of the ghost, Braeburn."

Narrator: "Spike said."

Braeburn: "What ghost?"

Narrator: "Asked Braeburn."

Spike: "The old warrior ghost. Every night he gets dress, then goes hunting. Goodbye."

Narrator: "Night came. Braeburn looked anxiously around. Everything seemed rather spooky.

Quite suddenly, he heard a strange wheezing sound."

Braeburn: "It's the ghost!"

Narrator: "He wailed."

Braeburn's Driver: "What ghost?"

Narrator: "His driver asked."

Braeburn: "It's the old warrior! He's come to hunt me down!"

Braeburn's Driver: "Don't be so daft. We'll go and investigate."

Narrator: "They returned quite soon."

Braeburn's Fireman: "The old warrior wants to meet you."

Narrator: "Laughed his fireman."

Braeburn: "Can't it wait till morning?"

Narrator: "Replied Braeburn."

Braeburn's Driver: "Ghosts don't work day shifts."

Narrator: "Said his driver. Braeburn bravely made his way."

Braeburn: "Well, bless my hat!"

Narrator: "He exclaimed. There, in front of him, was a waiter pony."

Signalman: "This is your ghost, Braeburn."

Narrator: "Said the signalman."

Signalman: "His name's really Savior Fare, but we call him the old warrior because he's so brave."

Narrator: "Savior Fare and Braeburn are now friends. They take the visitors to the castle and the mine. If there are any ghost here, they certainly help to make the place very happy."

Chief Thunderhooves & The Gremlin
Narrator: "Early one morning, Chief Thunderhooves was feeling tired."

Fire Lighter: "I don't know what's wrong."

Narrator: "Sighed the fire lighter."

Fire Lighter: "There must be gremlins about."

Pipsqueak: "What are gremlins?"

Narrator: "Asked Pipsqueak."

Spike: "I've heard they're little green men who play tricks."

Narrator: "Replied Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Can we find one?"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Said Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Gremlins don't exist, they're just an excuse for when things go wrong."

Spike: "If fire lighter says there are gremlins, there are!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Snorted Cranky.

Hoity Toity had heard everything."

Hoity Toity: "Silence!"

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "I am expecting a V.I.P., a very important person today. She has heard that that all my animals are really useful. Please prove it."

Spike, Pipsqueak and Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Yes, sir!"

Narrator: "They said."

Pipsqueak: "As long as the Gremlins let us."

Hoity Toity: "What Gremlins?"

Pipsqueak: "The one's in Chief Thunderhooves's head, sir. That's why he's not ready yet."

Hoity Toity: "I'll see about that."

Narrator: "Thundered Hoity Toity, and he did."

Hoity Toity: "Chief Thunderhooves, I expect you to be on your best behavior today. You are to bring the special buffalo for my special visitor. But no high speeds, please; she won't like that."

Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves was proud and pleased.

He was waiting for his special buffalo when Pipsqueak puffed in with some coal."

Pipsqueak: "What's the matter, Chief Thunderhooves? You're late."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Driver says there's gremlins in the turntable."

Narrator: "Replied Chief Thunderhooves."

Pipsqueak: "They must be everywhere!"

Narrator: "Squeaked Pipsqueak.

At last, the turntable was mended, and Chief Thunderhooves puffed away with the special buffalo.

He was soon working hard to make up for lost time.

After he arrived at the station, Hoity Toity became concerned."

Hoity Toity: "Where's Spike?"

Narrator: "He wondered."

Hoity Toity: "He's supposed to be bringing my visitor from the harbor."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Huffed Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Spike isn't really useful if he's late."

Narrator: "But it wasn't long before Spike arrived."

Spike: "I'm sorry, a cow strayed on the line and we had to wait for the farmer to take her away, but driver says your visitor is here safe and sound."

Hoity Toity: "Indeed she is."

Narrator: "Smiled Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "How nice to see you."

Pipsqueak: "Who is it?"

Narrator: "Whispered Pipsqueak."

Spike: "I don't know,"

Narrator: "Replied Spike."

Spike: "But Hoity Toity is certainly keen to please her. He's arranged a special party for her."

Pipsqueak: "She's got a dog."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

(Gremlin barks)

Spike's Driver: "Come on, Spike."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spike's Driver: "You need a drink."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Puffed Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Spike is just a lazy little dragon. Hoity Toity is expecting me to arrive on time. We're late because of Spike."

Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves's driver decided to make up for lost time.

Then there was trouble."

Chief Thunderhooves' Driver: "I think we'd better slow down, this is an old path and could make things very uncomfortablel for the V.I.P."

Narrator: "And it did. She was taking a bath, and the water was slopping about all over the place."

Mayor Mare: "Ohhhh!"

Narrator: "She cried.

Chief Thunderhooves was very relieved to reach his final destination, where Spike was waiting to collect Hoity Toity and his special visitor.

He blew an extra-long whistle. This frightened the visitor's dog so much, that he fled from the station and ran into a field where a bull was grazing.

The bull frightened the little dog even more. He ran back again, onto the platform, and over the bridge.

He didn't stop until he jumped straight onto Spike."

(Gremlin Barks)

Narrator: "But he had a wonderful ride, all the way to the harbor."

Spike's Fireman: "What's the dog's name?"

Narrator: "Asked the fireman."

Mayor Mare: "Well, after today's events, I think I'll rename him 'Gremlin'."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity chuckled."

Hoity Toity: "In that case, I've met one at last. Ha ha ha!"

Spike: "Excuse me, Sir, but who is your very important visitor?"

Hoity Toity: "Why, didn't I tell you? This lady is my mother, and she agrees with me, you are indeed, really useful animals, and my mother, of course, is always right."

(Hoity Toity chuckles)

The Fogman
Narrator: "It was winter in Ponyville. The first fogs had began to roll in from the sea.

Spike, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle love the quiet of the valley. But Spike must be careful of rocks that sometimes roll onto the path.

Tucker Cooper has a very important job. He puts detonators on the path to warn the animals when there's fog ahead."

Spike: "Oooh!"

Narrator: "Shivered Spike, as he ran over the detonator."

Spike: "That made my feet tingle."

Spike's Driver: "Tucker's done his job."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spike's Driver: "We'd better slow down. There's fog ahead."

Spike: "Thank you, Tucker!"

Narrator: "Said Spike.

That night, at the library, Hoity Toity had something special to show the animals. It was very large and strange looking."

Pipsqueak: "What is it?"

Narrator: "Asked Pipsqueak."

Hoity Toity: "It's a new invention; a Ponyville Foghorn."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "It warns you when there's fog ahead like this."

(Foghorn goes off, and some slate from a roof fall off)

Pipsqueak: "That's loud!"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Too loud!"

Narrator: "Huffed Cranky."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Sounds like a tugboat to me!"

Narrator: "Grumbled Chief Thunderhooves. Spike looked worried."

Spike: "What will Tucker do now?"

Narrator: "He asked."

Hoity Toity: "He'll be getting a much needed rest."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Besides, this new foghorn will be more reliable."

Spike: "Poor Tucker."

Narrator: "Whispered Spike."

Spike: "He's been scrapped."

Narrator: "The next day, Pipsqueak was cheerfully chuffing through Misty Valley when suddenly..."

(Foghorn goes off)

Pipsqueak: "Oh jeepers!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "That foghorn is so loud, it rattles my ears. It doesn't even make my hooves tingle."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Still, we better slow down."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "There's fog ahead."

Narrator: "The foghorn had been so loud that it made the hillside shake.

No sooner was Pipsqueak out of sight, when one rock fell, then another and another."

(A rock slide falls and blocks the path)

Narrator: "Before long, the path was blocked, and the foghorn was crushed.

Not faraway, Spike was puffing happily right on time."

Spike: "I can't see a thing!"

Narrator: "Said Spike. And then, before he could think of anything else..."

(Crash!)

Spike: "Bust my hands!"

Narrator: "Cried Spike."

Spike: "What happened to the foghorn?"

Spike's Driver: "I don't know."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spike's Driver: "But at least nobody's been hurt."

Spike's Fireman: "Braeburn will be coming down the path any minute."

Narrator: "Said his fireman."

Spike: "If there's no foghorn,"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "He'll run into us!"

Tucker Cooper: "Leave it to me!"

Narrator: "Called a voice from the fog."

Spike: "It's Tucker!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "I hope he's in time."

Narrator: "Braeburn and his filly, Scootaloo were chuffing along. Braeburn was looking forward to a well earned drink at the station when..."

Braeburn: "Fog detonators!"

Narrator: "Puffed Braeburn."

Braeburn's Driver: "There must be fog ahead."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Braeburn's Driver: "We'd better slow down."

Narrator: "And just around the next bend, with his hooves still tingling, Braeburn was very glad they did. Otherwise, they would've crashed into Spike's wreck.

Soon the path was cleared, and Spike was back on the road."

Spike: "If it hadn't been for Tucker,"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Braeburn might have had a worst accident than me."

Hoity Toity: "Instead of replacing Tucker with the foghorn,"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "We'll replace the foghorn with Tucker. You're clearly more reliable."

Tucker Cooper: "Thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Said Tucker."

Braeburn: "And thank you."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Spike: "New inventions are all very well."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Pipsqueak: "But they don't make my hooves tingle."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Bad Day at Castle Loch
Narrator: "It was a beautiful day in Ponyville. Night Light and Hondo Flanks are unicorn fathers. They enjoy working in Hoity Toity's town. But sometimes, they longed for Canterlot, their old home.

One day, Hoity Toity called them to the docks."

Hoity Toity: "Lord Callan's castle is finally reopening. There is to be a grand celebration tomorrow. I need you to take the banners, buntings and bagpipes to the castle. Caramel, you must load them straight away."

Caramel: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: Chuffed Caramel. The unicorns were excited. Going to Lord Callan's castle would be like going home again.

Soon, Caramel had finished loading the freight."

Pipsqueak: "Where are you going?"

Narrator: "Asked Pipsqueak."

Night Light: "Lord Callan's castle!"

Narrator: "Night Light proudly announced."

Caramel: "By Castle Loch."

Pipsqueak: "I'm glad I'm not going to Castle Loch."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak nervously."

Hondo Flanks: "Scared the monster might get ya."

Narrator: "Teased Hondo Flanks."

Night Light: "He might."

Narrator: "Said Night Light."

Hondo Flanks: "There's no monster!"

Night Light: "There is too!"

Hondo Flanks: "There is not!"

Night Light: "Is too!"

Hondo Flanks: "Is not!"

Night Light: "Is too!"

Narrator: "Lord Callan's castle is in the Everfree Forest. Night Light and Hondo Flanks were determined to get the important goods to the castle in time. They puffed proudly around the loch towards their destination."

Night Light: "There it is!"

Narrator: "Cried Night Light."

Hondo Flanks: "We're almost there!"

Narrator: "Shouted Hondo.

But there was trouble ahead. Trees had fallen across the path. Night Light and Hondo Flanks stopped just in time."

Then, suddenly, there was a loud crash. The trailer had been hit by a landslide and come off the path. They were stuck."

Night Light's Driver: "We could take the causeway."

Narrator: "Said Night Light's driver. Hondo's driver knew the causeway was old and rickety."

Hondo Flanks' Driver: "It's too dangerous."

Narrator: "He said. The unicorns were worried."

Night Light: "We'll never get to the castle now."

Narrator: "Chuffed Night Light."

Night Light's Driver: "I'll call for help."

Tailor: "Splendid outfit, sir!"

Narrator: "Hoity Toity was trying on his present from Lord Callan when he heard the news."

Hoity Toity: "Night Light and Hondo Flanks trapped by the loch?"

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "I'll send help as soon as I can."

Narrator: "But the hours past. It grew dark and cold, and still no help had come. Suddenly, the unicorns saw something strange through the mist."

Night Light: "What's that?!"

Narrator: "Called Night Light."

Hondo Flanks: "Is it the monster?!"

Narrator: "Cried Hondo."

Night Light: "For sure it is!"

Narrator: "Answered Night Light."

Caramel: "It's not a monster, it's us!"

Narrator: "It was Caramel and the breakdown crane. Night Light and Hondo Flanks were relieved.

By morning, the paths were cleared. Night Light and Hondo Flanks hurried off to the castle.

Lord Callan's workers were waiting to unload the changelings.

Soon, the castle was decorated. The grand opening was a great success. Lord Callan was pleased."

Lord Callan: "A splendid pair of unicorns!"

Hoity Toity: "And very useful!"

Narrator: "Added Hoity Toity."

Night Light and Hondo Flanks: "Och aye!"

Narrator: "Agreed the unicorns."

Pipsqueak & The Haunted Mine
Narrator: "In the summertime, the stationmasters enjoy a friendly competition for the most beautiful building in Equestria. The animals love to help too.

One evening, Hoity Toity came to the library."

Hoity Toity: "I want Pipsqueak to collect some flower bushes for Sugar Cube Corner."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "They're at Canterlot."

Pipsqueak: "Canterlot?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak said."

Pipsqueak: "Y-y-yes sir."

Narrator: "He added nervously.

Pipsqueak chuffed anxiously through the thickening fog. He doesn't like traveling to Canterlot at night. The road passes through a junction next to a spooky old quarry mine.

Pipsqueak hoped the light at the junction would be green. He didn't want to stop next to the mine. But the light was red. He had to stop.

Suddenly he saw something."

(Chimney sinks into the ground)

Pipsqueak: "Bouncing hooves!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak. His driver hadn't seen the old chimney sink into the ground. The light changed. Pipsqueak was so scared, he raced away as fast as he could.

The next day, Pipsqueak was telling Night Light and Hondo Flanks about the disappearing chimney."

Night Light: "It's the naughty gnomes!"

Narrator: "Teased Night Light."

Hondo Flanks: "Wee fat men with big feet. They make strange things happen."

Narrator: "Said Hondo Flanks."

Hondo Flanks: "It's legend. They steal your hooves and filch your head!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak didn't want to believe them, but he wasn't sure.

Hoity Toity was waiting for Pipsqueak at the School."

Hoity Toity: "I want you to collect some changelings from the abandoned mine."

Narrator: "He said."

Pipsqueak: "Y-y-yes sir."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak answered. But he really didn't want to go there again.

Pipsqueak hoped he wouldn't see anything else disappear. He slipped into the sidings and buffered up to the changelings."

Pipsqueak: "Spooky!"

Narrator: "Stammered Pipsqueak. Suddenly, another building at the old mine sank into the ground."

(Building sinks into the ground)

Pipsqueak's Driver: "What was that?"

Narrator: "Shouted his driver."

Pipsqueak: "Double bouncing hooves!"

Narrator: "Shrieked Pipsqueak. He was so scared, he lurched forward and rammed the changeling."

Pipsqueak: "Naughty gnomes!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak. He raced away faster than before, all the way back to Sugar Cube Corner.

Pipsqueak's driver told Hoity Toity what they had seen."

Pipsqueak: "It's the naughty gnomes!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "They like to cause trouble. It's legend!"

Hoity Toity: "Nonsense!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "The old buildings are collapsing at empty mine shafts. That's all."

Pipsqueak: "But I saw the gnomes!"

Narrator: "Protested Pipsqueak."

Hoity Toity: "Of course you did."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Garden gnomes."

Pipsqueak: "Garden gnomes?"

Hoity Toity: "To decorate Sugar Cube Corner."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said."

Hoity Toity: "They're not scary. Garden gnomes bring good luck."

Narrator: "And he ordered Pipsqueak to return immediately and get them.

Pipsqueak was scared, but he knew he had to be responsible. So he carried on."

Pipsqueak: "I'm not scared, I'm not scared."

Narrator: "He waited for something else spooky to happen. But it didn't, and Hoity Toity was right. The garden gnomes weren't scary at all.

His driver and fireman had collected the gnomes, and Pipsqueak took them straight back to Sugar Cube Corner.

Later that week, the stationmaster thanked Pipsqueak."

Stationmaster: "We wouldn't have won our competition without your garden gnomes, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was very proud."

Pipsqueak: "You were right, sir. Naughty gnomes can be lucky after all."

Animal Roll Call
They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,

Arranging changelings and carrying freight.

Red and white and brown and purple,

They're the Really Useful crew.

All with different roles to play

'round the Library or far away,

Down the hills and round the bends,

Spike and his friends.

Spike, he's the cheeky one,

Cranky is vain but lots of fun.

Pipsqueak delivers the mail on time,

Chief Thunderhooves thunders down the path.

Rarity really knows her stuff,

Big Macintosh pulls and heaves and hauls.

Shining Armor wants to help and share,

Braeburn, well, let's say, he's yellow.

They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,

Arranging changelings and carrying freight.

Red and white and brown and purple,

They're the Really Useful crew.

All with different roles to play

'round the Library or far away,

Down the hills and round the bends,

Spike and his friends.

They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight,

Arranging changelings and carrying freight.

Red and white and brown and purple,

They're the Really Useful crew.

All with different roles to play

'round the Library or far away,

Down the hills and round the bends,

Spike and his friends.