Who's Killing the Muppets?/Dora the Explorer

Cast

 * Gonzo - Dora
 * Fozzie Bear - Benny
 * Kermit the Frog - Boots
 * Miss Piggy - Isa
 * Scooter - Tico
 * Hooded Killer - Swiper
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew - Backpack
 * Beaker - Map
 * Rowlf the Dog - Perrito
 * Dr. Teeth - Dora's Dad
 * Lew Zealand - Baby Jaguar
 * Swedish Chef - Senior Tucan
 * Animal - The Grumpy Old Troll
 * Steve Martin - Diego
 * Camilla the Chicken - Dora's Mom
 * Statler - Steve (from Blue's Clues)
 * Waldorf - Mailbox (from Blue's Clues)
 * Penguins - The Fiesta Trio
 * Skeeter - Daisy

Gallery

 * Dora: For my next feat, I will walk across hot coals while explaining what the hell I am.
 * Swiper: No! For your next feat, you die! (Swiper fires a cannon, decapitating Dora, and Dora's corpse falls on the hot coals. Then Swiper places a water sack on the scene)

Dora's Funeral and Burial Ceremony


 * Boots: Dora died as she lived, and our family will never be whole again. And now, ladies and gentlemen, DIEGO, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!


 * Diego: "The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want. He makes me like.."
 * Isa (interrupting): Oh, are we burying him in a sybian? (Dora's Mom jumps on Dora's casket as it gets lowered into the ground)
 * Benny: You know, the last time one of Dora's family members died was...
 * Diego (interrupting): Excuse me?
 * Benny: Don’t you mean, "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"?
 * Diego: No, this is a funeral. I’m working. Do I come to where you work and knock things out of your mouth?!
 * Boots: Wow, Diego's working blue, but he’s right. We vowed never to talk about...that night. (The gang turn to look at Tico) (Tico waves at them)

Later


 * Benny: And then the dad says, "The Aristocrats"! Wocka-wocka!
 * Swiper: (Right up at the door) Hey, Benny? Why did the bull turn red?
 * Benny: I don’t know, stranger.
 * Swiper: Because he was em-bar-rassed!
 * Benny: (Sarcastically claps) Wocka-wocka...
 * Swiper: Then how about this? Because I totally STABBED YOU! (Swiper stabs Benny in the neck and then the back with a knife)
 * Benny: What a showstopper. Ooohh! (Falls on stage)
 * Steve: See? I told you the bull was gonna die on stage tonight. (Steve and Mailbox laugh)
 * Benny: Hey, guy, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?
 * Mailbox: You're an ambulance. (Steve and Mailbox laugh again, and Benny is dragged offscreen by Swiper and murdered. Then a red wagon is rolled out on stage)
 * Boots: (The Fiesta Trio rolls Benny's dead body away) First Dora, now Benny. Could we be paying the price for what we did to...?
 * Isa: Don’t say that name, Boots.
 * Boots: OOOH, Isa's telling me what to do. Wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gotta come see this. Isa's telling me what to do! Wow, must be a day that ends in A! (Tico walks by carrying a boxful of props) Hey, uh, Tico?
 * Tico: Oh! Hey there, boss.
 * Boots: We need to talk about Daisy's death.
 * Tico: Why, sure. I love talking about Dora's older sister, if not for that tragic accident...
 * Boots: You know, I’m gonna stop you right there. I got something I gotta tell you.

Dora the Explorer Babies Flashback


 * Baby Boots: Let’s play The Little Mermaid!
 * Baby Benny: Let’s question Boots' sensability. Wocka-wocka!
 * Baby Tico: Hold on! Let me grab my floaties. (Leaves)
 * Baby Daisy: What a nerd.
 * Baby Isa: Ahem. Moi will play "La Petite Mermaid".
 * Baby Daisy: Mermaids aren't fat! (Pushes Baby Isa)
 * Baby Boots: Yikes! Daisy, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now. Walk away. (Daisy smacks Boots)
 * Baby Benny: AUNT ABUELA! DAISY'S HITTING US AGAIN!
 * Baby Boots: Yeah, who's the homo now? (Daisy beats up Benny, and Daisy gets hit in the back by Boots with a red wagon and knocked headfirst into the pool) If we do this thing, it’s our secret forever. (All Dora the Explorer Babies agree and drown Daisy in the pool)
 * All Dora the Explorer Babies: AUNT ABUELA!

(Present)


 * Tico: You killed Dora's sister?!?
 * Boots: Yeah, well, It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Daisy's come back from the grave for revenge!
 * Tico: Oh, Daisy will have her revenge… (Tico reveals himself to be Daisy, the Killer, in disguise)
 * Boots and Isa: AAAAHHH!!!
 * Daisy: (Takes out knife, and attacks Boots) Fifteen seconds till your death!
 * Isa: HIIII-YAH! (Jumps to kick her, but misses) Wuh!
 * Daisy: Here it comes! Showtime!
 * Dora's Mom: (Holding a bow and arrow) Get away from her, you bitch!
 * Daisy: You can’t shoot me! Mom doesn't even have fingers! (Dora's Mom fires an arrow, which runs through Daisy's head) OOHH!! (Falls to the floor with Diego behind her)
 * Diego (chuckling): That bit never gets old. (Dances as funny music starts)