Stinky Silly Scents/Pigeons and Cookies and Trash (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Onion as Bert
 * Smoke as Cookie Monster
 * Pickle as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Onion: Oh, everybody in the world has something that they love.

Pickle: And so we may as well let you know.

Smoke: The things we are fondest of.

Onion, Smoke and Pickle : Oh, we love...

Onion: Pigeons.

Smoke: And cookies.

Pickle: And trash.

Onion, Smoke and Pickle : Such fun to...

Pickle: Bang on.

Onion: Or talk to.

Smoke: Or mash. (laughing) So delicious and chewy.

Onion: So delightful and coo-ey.

Pickle: Rotten, yucky and poo-ey.

Onion, Smoke and Pickle : I guess that I'm just different than you-ie!

Onion: Pigeons.

Smoke: And cookies.

Pickle: And trash.

Onion, Smoke and Pickle : Just hear them.

Onion: Coo coo.

Smoke: And crunch crunch.

Pickle: And crash.

Smoke: (spoken) Yeah!

Onion, Smoke and Pickle : Everybody loves something And sure as dad's mustache, We love...

Onion: Pigeons.

Smoke: And cookies.

Pickle: And trash.

Smoke: So delicious and chewy.

Onion: So delightful and coo-ey.

Pickle: Rotten, yucky and poo-ey.

Onion, Smoke and Pickle : I guess that I'm just different than you-ie!

Onion: Pigeons.

Smoke: And cookies.

Pickle: And trash.

Onion: (spoken) Yeah! Onion, Smoke and Pickle : I'm thrilled to...

Pickle: Bang mine.

Onion: Or dance with.

Smoke: Or mash. Onion, Smoke and Pickle : Everybody loves something And sure as dad's mustache, We love...

Onion: Pigeons.

Smoke: And cookies.

Pickle: Pigeons.

Smoke: And cookies.

Onion, Smoke and Pickle : Pigeons and cookies, and trash!