Bertladdin Trailer/Transcript

Narrator: Now come with us and enter a whole new world beyond your imagination where a boy discovers a magic lamp, and a berk genie who can make all his dreams come true.

Ernie: Oy! 10,000 years will give ya such a crick in the neck. Wowwwwww, wow! So, what'll it be, master?

Bert: I must've hit my head harder than I thought.

Narrator: LegalizeAnythingMuppets presents Bertladdin.

Bert: You're a genie?

Ernie: That's right. He can be taught. "'You ain't never had a friend like me." (Laughs)

Bert: Imagine a whole new world of excitment,

Bert: An bagheera.

Narrator: danger,

Bert: Whoa! Bagheera, let's move!

Narrator: and enchantment. It's the story of a poor boy from the streets and a beautiful girl from the palace.

Chief O'Hara: Princess Prairie Dawn.

Bert: Hello?

Narrator: They were two very different people,

Cookie Monster: The law says you...

Prairie Dawn:...must be married to a prince.

Narrator: brought together by one incredible wish.

Ernie: What is it you want most?

Bert: There's this girl.

Ernie: Pretty?

Bert: Beautiful!

Ernie: C'est lamour.

Bert: But she's the princess. To even have a chance that'd hafta be--

Ernie: Say the magic words.

Bert: Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince!

Ernie: All right! Hang on to your turban, kid. We're gonna make you a star. "Prince Ali, mighty as he, Ali Ababwa."

Bert: But the evil wizard, The Grinch, has learned the secret of Bert's power,

The Grinch: He has the lamp.

Narrator: and he'll stop at nothing to steal it away.

The Grinch: It's time to say good-bye.

Bert: We'll just see about that!

(Bert breaks staff)

The Grinch: This is not done yet, boy.

(Drops bottle of smoke on Bert)

Narrator: Imagine the world at your command,

Bert: Genie, I need help! Nellie won't even let me talk to her.

Prairie Dawn: No!

Narrator: only to discover the greatest power is within.

Tigger: Remember, bee yourself.

Bert: Do you trust me?

Prairie Dawn: "A whole new world"

Bert: "Don't you dare close your eyes"

Narrator: Bertladdin, feature six new songs from the academy award winnie composer of The Little Mer-Muppet, and Beauty and the Muppet

Ernie: Come over here. Big group hug. Group hug. "Never... had a... friend... like... me!"

Narrator: Coming this holiday season, LegalizeAnythingMuppets's Bertladdin.

Ernie: "You ain't never had a friend like me, ha."