Cream the Rabbit Throws a Tantrum

Transcript

 * Narrator: One day, Cream, Big and Amy Rose went to the video store. Cream saw a 1985 VHS of Pinocchio, it happened.


 * Cream: Can I have it, please?


 * Amy: No, Cream! And it's a phony.


 * Cream: But-but... BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!


 * Big: (grumbles to himself) CRY CRY! WEEP WAIL & SOB! IT'S DISGUSTING!


 * Amy: Big, stop acting like Kirby from The Brave Little Toaster.


 * Narrator: The next day.


 * Cream: Can I have this Vtech Little Smart Alphabet Picture Desk?


 * Amy: No, Cream.


 * Big: That's why, you idiot.


 * Cream: WHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!


 * Amy: THAT'S IT! YOU GONNA GET SERVER SPANKING, WHEN WE GET HOME!


 * Cream: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! SAVE ME! SAVE ME!!


 * Narrator: Then Amy and Big ran away, Cream's tantrum until the police arrived.


 * Snake: FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!


 * Cream: Aaaaaah! It's Snake!


 * Meryl: What's going on?!


 * Sonic: Never! I going to the wrap my paper.


 * Cream: Help! I feel like a mummy


 * Knuckles: What?!


 * Tails: A mummy?


 * Cream: I am in the 2000s BC!


 * Narrator: Later, in the dodgeball Cream and his friends to go outside.


 * Snake: Don't worry, Tails.


 * Tails: Are 'ya ready?


 * Knuckles: Go!


 * Tails and Sonic: DIE, CREAM, DIE!


 * Meryl: Look out!


 * Cream: (falls off the river) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


 * (Booming)


 * Everyone: YAY! WE DEFEATED CREAM! YAAAAAAAY!


 * Meryl: That was awesome!


 * Snake: Come on, guys, we gotta go celebrate to the party. Let's go!


 * Cream: I gonna kill her. I gonna kill her... Aaaaaaah! You scare me?


 * Shadow: What's wrong, Cream?


 * Cream: I just fall off the river!


 * Shadow: That's it! You gonna get 17 months!


 * Cream: No, not a 17 months!


 * Shadow: Yes, 17 months.


 * Cream: Why me? But, how can you stay for?


 * Knuckles: Forever. Good bye.