Muppets Most Wanted nail polish/Grover Takes a Walk (from Havin' Fun with Ernie & Bert)

Cast

 * Miss Piggy's Big Number as Grover

Transcript
Miss Piggy's Big Number: Hello, everybody! It is me, Miss Piggy's Big Number. And do you know what I would like you to do now? Well, lie down on the floor and close your eyes and we're going to do some imagining. Yeah. Well, you remember imagining? It's sort of like pretending. Now you must imagine that I, Miss Piggy's Big Number, am very, very small, about as big as your thumb. Can you imagine that? A little teeny, tiny Miss Piggy's Big Number. Now do you know where I'm standing? Right down here next to your foot! Oh, yes I am. I will tickle your toes. Coochie, coochie, coochie. See? I told you. Now I am going to take a walk. I am going to take a walk on you. Now I'll just crawl up onto your ankle here. (grunts) Hey, don't wiggle! Miss Piggy's Big Number will fall off! Now then here I go walking up your leg. What is this? I have come to a hard, rocky place. Do you know you have rocks in your legs? Oh, wait. That is not a rock! It is your knee. Now then, I will walk up on up to your tummy. And here I am on your tummy. Hoo, what a nice, soft, whoop! I fell down. Look at that. I tripped over your bellybutton. Please excuse me. Whew! Miss Piggy's Big Number is pretty tired from all this walking. Would you give me a ride? Just pick me up with your hand. Not so tight! Monster has to breathe, you know. Okay now, set me down on that flat place above your eyes. That's called your forehead. Thank you very much. You can let go now. Here I go walking down between your eyes. Tippytoe and down to your nose. Oh, don't sneeze now or Miss Piggy's Big Number would be in big trouble. Oh, don't laugh either. I am losing my balance and whoa! Oh, boy. I fell into your mouth. Say, you have got some nice teeth down here. Brush them everyday I hope. You know what? You are going to have to help me get out of here. Yeah, listen, when I count to three, you blow as hard as you can. Ready? One, two, three, blow! Here I go up into the air and...kerplop! Whew! I landed on the floor right next to your ear. Thank you for your help. You are a nice person to know and a nice place to visit, too.