Sesame Street You Do Hue nail polish/As I Was Going to St. Ives (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * I Count Even... as Purple Anything Muppet boy
 * Trash Can-do Attitude as Green Anything Muppet girl

Lyrics
I Count Even...: Hi, there. Hey, listen, do you know what this is?

Trash Can-do Attitude: Yes, that's a seven.

I Count Even...: Right. Well, I'm gonna sing a song that has lots of seven in it, see? And when I'm finished, I have a riddle for you, okay?

Trash Can-do Attitude: Okay.

I Count Even...: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.

Trash Can-do Attitude: You met a man with seven wives?

I Count Even...: And every wife had seven sacks. Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kittens: Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going to St. Ives?

Trash Can-do Attitude: You mean how many were going to St. Ives?

I Count Even...: (singing) How many were going to St. Ives? (spoken) Okay, that's the riddle. How many were going to St. Ives?

Trash Can-do Attitude: Oh, oh, boy. Are you kidding? See, you sang that song so fast, I can't add all those sevens so fast.

I Count Even...: Okay, well, I tell you what I'm gonna do.

Trash Can-do Attitude: What?

I Count Even...: I'll sing the song once more. And then you have to answer it, okay?

Trash Can-do Attitude: Oh, okay. I'll figure out on some paper here.

I Count Even...: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.

Trash Can-do Attitude: You met a man with seven wives. I know that.

I Count Even...: And every wife had seven sacks. ( Trash Can-do Attitude: Seven sacks. ) Every sack had seven cats, ( Trash Can-do Attitude: Seven cats. ) Every cat had seven kittens: ( Trash Can-do Attitude: Seven kittens. ) Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, ( Trash Can-do Attitude: Kittens, cats, seven wives. ) How many were going to St. Ives?

Trash Can-do Attitude: Yeah. That's the question. How many were going to St. Ives, huh?

I Count Even...: How many were going to St. Ives?

Trash Can-do Attitude: Okay, well, seventeen cats and seven-hundred...that's seven carried the two and then ninety-nine sacks.

I Count Even...: Okay, that's, that's, that's the riddle. That's the riddle. And how many were going to St. Ives? You have to answer now.

Trash Can-do Attitude: I'm still figuring. Ninety-nine cats, seventy-eight wives...

I Count Even...: No, no, no. You give up?

Trash Can-do Attitude: Well, no, I don't have time to figure, you see.

I Count Even...: No, your time is up! And the answer is, the answer is one.

Trash Can-do Attitude: One?

I Count Even...: One. Just me. See, I said as I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. You see, the man has seven wives and all of those people were going the other way. See, the riddle was how many were going to St. Ives and I was the only one going to St. Ives because all the others were going the other way.

Trash Can-do Attitude: How many?

I Count Even...: What?

Trash Can-do Attitude: How many were going the other way?

I Count Even...: Well, gee, I never thought about that. That's not part of the riddle.

Trash Can-do Attitude: 1 man, 7 wives, 49 sacks, 343 cats, 2,401 kittens. That makes 2,801 that were going the other way. Hmm.

I Count Even...: How about that?