Muppets/The Tummy Song (from Every Body's Record)

Cast

 * Gonzo as Grover
 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Statler as Bert
 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog: Come on, Sam, won't you come up?

Sam the Eagle: Hey, listen, why don't you all do me a big favor and just go on a camping trip and bother the trees?

Kermit the Frog: Oh, but Sam, this record's almost over and we wanted to sing a song about all the things we like to eat and we'd like to you to sing with us.

Statler: That, that's right, Sam. You see, whenever you eat something, it goes down in your stomach.

Gonzo: That is right, Sammy. The stomach is a very important part of the body. My little stomach is very cute.

Sam the Eagle: Gonzo, sometimes you make my stomach sick! You know that?

Gonzo: Oh, Sammy. We were hoping you would join us for our little song. Will you?

Sam the Eagle: Sure.

Statler: You will?

Sam the Eagle: I said sure.

Gonzo: Oh, I am so happy. All right then. Hit it! I eat a big dish of ice cream. Boy, is it yummy? A big dish of ice cream goes down in my tummy. Yummy, yummy, yummy. I've got ice cream in my tummy. Oh yeah!

Kermit the Frog: Hey, it's my turn. Can I go now?

Gonzo: Yes, Kermit. Tell us what you put in your tummy.

Kermit the Frog: I eat a big bowl of flies. Boy, is it yummy? A big bowl of flies goes down in my tummy. Yummy, yummy, yummy. I've got flies in my tummy. Oh yeah! Okay, Statler. Your turn now.

Statler: Let's see now. What do I eat? Oh, I know. (laughing) I eat a big, crunchy pickle every day. It helps to chase all my blues away. So when I feel a little sad or glum, I eat a big, crunchy pickle. It taste yum, yum, yum.

Kermit the Frog: Sam, it's your turn.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah. I eat some ice cream with flies and pickles. It's yummy. Yeah, ice cream with flies and pickles in my tummy. Yummy, yummy, yummy. I've got a big dish of spinach ice cream with flies and pickles and sardines and chocolate syrup in my tummy. Oh yeah!

Kermit the Frog: Sam, that sounds terrible.

Gonzo: It does. Yes.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, yeah.

Statler: Oh, Sam. You don't mean it.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, yeah.

Gonzo: Oh, no!

Kermit the Frog: How can you eat that?

Gonzo: How can you, Sam?

Statler: Aw, Sam. You just... Oh no, Sam. That's just...

Sam the Eagle: Oh, yeah! Ooh, I think I'm getting a tummy ache.

Gonzo: No wonder you get a tummy ache from all that stuff.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, yeah.

Statler: Oh, no, no, no, it does...