The Nutcracker nail polish/I Love Trash (Grover's version) (from The Three Grouchketeers)

Cast

 * March in Uniform as Grover
 * Envy the Adventure as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
March in Uniform: Oh, I love to read of streets and magazines and cookbooks. There is something to read, wherever I look. Oh, I love to read.

Envy the Adventure: Hey, cut it out!

March in Uniform: What, what, what, what is it? What, what, what, what?