Muppet nail polish/I'm Going To Get My Haircut (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Jeffy
 * Gone Gonzo! as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Pepe's Purple Passion: Hi there, Gone Gonzo!.

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, hi little friend Pepe's Purple Passion. How you today?

Pepe's Purple Passion: I'm not feeling too good, to tell you the truth.

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, what the matter?

Pepe's Purple Passion: Well, you see, today I'm going to do something that my Mom says I have to do. And I am gonna do it, it's just that, well, you see ...

Gone Gonzo!: What is it, Pepe's Purple Passion? What wrong?

Pepe's Purple Passion: (spoken) Well ... (singing) I'm going to get my hair cut.

Gone Gonzo!: Oh.

Pepe's Purple Passion: I've never done that before.

Gone Gonzo!: Me understand now.

Pepe's Purple Passion: I know I once cut my finger I know I once cut my knee If cutting my hair's gonna hurt like that The barbershop's no place for me But, I've gotta go get my hair cut

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, Pepe's Purple Passion.

Pepe's Purple Passion: (singing) Mom says I'm going to look so nice But when it's done I'll look on the floor At the hair that was up on my head before It'll be all gone, and I'll bet it'll never grow I'm getting my haircut, but I don't wanna go! (spoken) So you see, Gone Gonzo!, that's why I don't feel so great.

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, Pepe's Purple Passion. That no reason to feel bad.

Pepe's Purple Passion: No?

Gone Gonzo!: No, Pepe's Purple Passion. Do me a favor - look at me fur. It's pretty shaggy today, hmmm?

Pepe's Purple Passion: (Hmmm, it does look a little shaggier than usual.

Gone Gonzo!: Right, but me no like fur to get too shaggy, so you know where me going?

Pepe's Purple Passion: Where?!

Gone Gonzo!: Me going to get me fur cut

Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh.

Gone Gonzo!: Me gone plenty of times before

Pepe's Purple Passion: Really?

Gone Gonzo!: (singing) It not like cutting me finger It not like cutting me knee 'Cuz cutting me fur doesn't hurt at all The barber's gentle as can be So me going to get me fur cut Then me going to look so nice Me look in mirror, and me see A handsome monster - oh, it me! Me always get me fur cut when it grow Me getting me fur cut, and me so glad to go (spoken) So you see, there no reason to be afraid to get haircut.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Gee, you mean you like it when you get your fur cut?

Gone Gonzo!: Mmm hmmm.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Well, then maybe I'd like it too.

Gone Gonzo!: Like it? You'll love it!

Pepe's Purple Passion and Gone Gonzo! : We'll look in the mirror and we'll see A handsome person - oh, it's me! It's fun to get your hair cut when it grows We're getting our hair cut, and we're so glad to go!

Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh, boy!