Avenue Q nail polish/Shaft (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Loud as the Hell You Want as Bart Simpson
 * Schadenfreude as Lisa Simpson

Lyrics
Loud as the Hell You Want: Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? ( Schadenfreude: Shaft ) You're damn right Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother, man? ( Schadenfreude: Shaft ) Can ya dig it? Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? ( Schadenfreude: Shaft ) Right on You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother ( Schadenfreude: Shut your mouth ) But I'm talkin' about Shaft ( Schadenfreude: Then we can dig it ) He's a complicated man but no one understands him but his woman ( Schadenfreude: John Shaft )