Muppets/Oscar's Junk Band (from Oscar's Trashy Songs)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
 * Uncle Deadly as Gary Grouch
 * Boppity as Tan Grouch
 * Gloat as Comb-Blowing Grouch
 * Snake Frackle as Green (pipe-blowing) Grouch
 * Miss Poogy as Grundgetta
 * Scooter as Telly Monster

Lyrics
Sam the Eagle: I know a lot of folks who are extremely loyal To a banjo or a nice guitar But I prefer a greasy can of olive oil With a broken broom handle by far Some people think the sound of a trombone's devine But I think wet paper and a comb are fine So blow the soda bottle, let the soup cans crash 'Cause one guy's treasure is another guy's trash

Uncle Deadly, Blue Frackle, Gloat and Snake Frackle : In Oscar's junk band, Oscar's junk band Sam the Eagle: Stamp your muddy feet and clap your dirty hands Uncle Deadly, Blue Frackle, Gloat and Snake Frackle : We're gonna play the junkiest tune you can stand Sam the Eagle: Come on and hear Oscar's junk band

Sam the Eagle: Some music fans appreciate the pedal steel Or a clarinet or violin But me I love the sound of dried up orange peel When you shake it in a sardine tin You keep your tuba give me paper tubes to play Don't want a glockenspiel I want an ice-cube tray We'd like it rusty, dusty, busted, bent or old 'Cause one gal's garbage is another gal's gold

Sam the Eagle, Uncle Deadly, Blue Frackle , Gloat and Snake Frackle : In Oscar's junk band, Oscar's junk band Stamp your muddy feet and clap your dirty hands We're gonna play the junkiest tune you can stand Come on and hear Oscar's junk band We're Oscar's junk band, Oscar's junk band Stamp your muddy feet and clap your dirty hands We're gonna play the junkiest tune you can stand Come on and hear Oscar's junk band Come on and hear Oscar's junk band, oh yeah! Come on and hear Oscar's junk band