Sesame Street Crayons/The Ballad of Slippery Slim (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Slippery Slim
 * Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue as Slap-Happy Sly
 * Amazing Mumford Presto Purple as Large Lavender Anything Muppet balladeer

Lyrics
Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Well, this here's a ballad of Oscar Grouchy Green. I'll just slip on these slippers and I'll sing about him. Now Oscar Grouchy Green was a slender and slick sort of guy. One night, he went camping with Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue. Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue and Oscar Grouchy Green slept on slopes and has terrible slants. Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue's sleeping bed slid and he tore his best pants. Say Oscar Grouchy Green, "Don't fret, Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue. I'll slide down on my sled and I'll bring you new blacks by the end of the day. Yes, Oscar, Oscar Grouchy Green. When the sledding gets rough, no job's too tough for Oscar Grouchy Green. Oscar Grouchy Green slid down the slopes on his slippery sled. Brought some snappy new slacks down at Slappy Shack Shed. Slop back up to the slope through the sleet and the snow, but the slush was sloppy and the slogging was flow. Still he got to the slope and look up and say, "Brother, sliding downhill's one thing. Sliding up's another." Said Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue from the slopes, "Oscar Grouchy Green, those slacks looks neat. But there's no way he'll get them to me on his feet." Yes, Oscar, Oscar Grouchy Green. When the sledding gets rough, no job's too tough for Oscar Grouchy Green. Well, Oscar Grouchy Green tied a slick knot to the front of his sled, swung the rope up the slope and said, "Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, haul away!" So Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue was saved, thanks to Oscar Grouchy Green. Said Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, "Oscar Grouchy Green's no slouch. No one's slicker than him." Yes, Oscar, Oscar Grouchy Green. Things turns out swell, thanks to old Oscar Grouch and Oscar Grouchy Green. Yes, Oscar, Oscar Grouchy Green. Things turns out swell, thanks to old Oscar Grouch and Oscar Grouchy Green. Oscar Grouchy Green.