Muppet lip balm/I'll Always Remember I Love You (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape as Forgetful Jones
 * Kermit's Green Keen Apple as Clementine

Lyrics
Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Oh, Gene Autry. I could never forget you.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape! There you are!

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Well, howdy, darling Kermit's Green Keen Apple. How are you?

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape, you were supposed to come to my place and pick me up.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: But I don't even know where you live.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Oh, sure you do, Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape. You just forgot like you always do!

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Oh, I'm sorry, darling. What was it we were supposed to do today?

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Celebrate. Today is a special day.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Oh, how can I forget? It's our anniversary! Oh, Kermit's Green Keen Apple!

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape, we're not married!

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: I know you forget everything, but sometimes, I can't help but feel kind of sad about it. It's as though you don't, you don't give a hoot about your Kermit's Green Keen Apple.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: (spoken) Oh, but, Kermit's Green Keen Apple, you're wrong about that. Now you just listen. I wanna sing you a song about the way I feel about you, okay? Listen. (singing) I can't remember the street where you live, you're namely a number, my mind is like a sin. ( Kermit's Green Keen Apple: That's right! ) I'm known by forgetting, it's hard to forgive, but I'll always remember I love you. (spoken) It's true, Kermit's Green Keen Apple, it's true. Ya gotta believe me!

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Sweet talking man, you.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: I always regret the day that we met. It's one of those things I will always forget. Our precious past, well, it fades mighty fast. ( Kermit's Green Keen Apple: I never! ) But my love for you is a kind that will last. So, I can't remember the date of your birth, the size of your feet or your hide or your girth. Put on my sweet for whatever it's worth ( Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Sing it! ) I'll always remember, I love, I mean it, I really do, I love you.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Oh, Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape. That's the nicest birthday present a girl could ever have.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Birthday?! Now I remember what I got this box for!

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: It must be a present!

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: No, it's a party! Happy birthday, Kermit's Green Keen Apple!

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Oh, I'm speechless!

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Ooo-wheee!