Random Grouches/Cottleston Pie (from Ol' Brown Ears is Back)

Cast

 * Gary Grouch as Rowlf the Dog

Lyrics
Gary Grouch: (spoken) You know, when I was a little grouch, I used to enjoy reading about "Winnie the Pooh." Winnie the Pooh used to have a little song he would sing. He'd sing a song when his brain felt fluffy. Went like this... (singing) Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie, A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly. Ask me a riddle and I reply Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie. (spoken as he finishes the first verse...) Now this is where the song does what you called "modulate". Goes like this...it's G sharp minor. (resumes singing) Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie, A fish can't whistle and neither can I. Ask me a riddle and I reply Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.

Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie, Why does a chicken? I don't know why. Ask me a riddle and I reply Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.