Mr. Conductor Meets The Berenstain Bears (2003 Television Series)

Mr. Conductor Meets The Berenstain Bears is a crossover series featuring Mr. Conductor (played by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin, respectively) in The Berenstain Bears Series. Each 11 minute episode will have one Thomas story. Only stories from Seasons 1-6 are allowed. No stories from Season 7-present are allowed. The Thomas stories will only be used once.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (Trouble at School)
 * 2) Henry's Special Coal (Visit the Dentist)

Quotes from Trouble at School
After the story
 * Brother Bear (sneezes): Hello, I'm Brother Bear. Who are you?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm Mr. Conductor. I'm here to tell you a story while you recover from your cold.
 * Brother Bear: Do you tell stories about bears? Lions? Tigers? Or badgers?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, I tell stories about trains. Please let me tell you about Thomas.
 * Brother Bear: Who is Thomas?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a little engine who comes from his station yard. (He blows his whistle, and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins.)
 * Brother Bear: Thank you, Mr. Conductor. I will get better soon.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're welcome, Brother. Goodbye, and I'm sure that you'll get better soon.

Quotes from Visit the Dentist
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Brother. Is this your family?
 * Brother Bear: Yes, Mr. Conductor, they are.
 * Sister Bear: Who are you?
 * Brother Bear: This is Mr. Conductor. He tells stories about trains.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, here's a story about Henry who had problems with coal. (He blows his whistle, and the story, Henry's Special Coal begins.)
 * Sister Bear: Thank you, Mr. Conductor! Brother and I will have our dental appointments in no time!
 * Mr. Conductor: You're welcome, Sister. Good luck!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Saves the Day (George Carlin, Mama's New Job)
 * 2) The World's Strongest Engine (Alec Baldwin, Mighty Milton)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Big Day for Thomas (Go to School)
 * 2) Thomas and Stepney (The Week at Grandma's)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Baa! (Alec Baldwin, Trouble With Pets)
 * 2) Daisy (George Carlin, The Sitter)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) One Good Turn (George Carlin, Too Much TV)
 * 2) Scaredy Engines (Alec Baldwin, Trick or Treat)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trouble for Thomas (Trouble With Money)
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (Double Dare)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves A Point (Out For The Team)
 * 2) The Deputation (Count Their Blessings)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Passengers and Polish (George Carlin, Slumber Party)
 * 2) Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin, The Homework Hassle)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Harvey to the Rescue (The Talent Show)
 * 2) Percy and the Haunted Mine (The Haunted Lighthouse)

Quotes from The Haunted Lighthouse
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: Good evening! I have a story to tell you all before you fall asleep!
 * Sister Bear: What's it about, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: If you are staying in a haunted lighthouse, Percy discovered a haunted mine.
 * Brother Bear: Wow! That seems interesting, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: And so here we go. (He blows his whistle, and the story, Percy and the Haunted Mine begins.)
 * Papa Bear: Thank you, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: You're welcome, Papa. But Percy was quite scared.
 * Mama Bear: Yes, even though he won first prize!
 * Mr. Conductor: That's right, Mama. Good night, everyone.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Alec Baldwin, The Birthday Boy)
 * 2) Mind That Bike (George Carlin, The Green-Eyed Monster)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Donald's Duck (The Baby Chipmunk)
 * 2) All at Sea (The Wishing Star)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables (George Carlin, Get the Gimmies)
 * 2) Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin, Lost In A Cave)

Quotes from Lost In A Cave
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): You know my friends, being lost in a cave reminds me of Stepney when he got lost.
 * Brother Bear: Stepney got lost?
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Yes, Brother, he surely did. Please let me tell you and the group. (He blows his whistle, and the story, Stepney Gets Lost begins.)
 * Sister Bear: Thank you, Mr. Conductor! I'm sure that we won't go to the scrapyards!
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Nope, Sister!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Alec Baldwin, Too Much Junk Food)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue (George Carlin, Go To Camp)

Trivia

 * This is the last episode of Season 1.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Down the Mine (The Excuse Note)
 * 2) Trouble in the Shed (On The Job)

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 2.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Four Little Engines (Too Small For The Team)
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars (The Jump Rope Contest)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Breaks the Rules (The Bad Habit)
 * 2) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure (The Prize Pumpkin)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Elizabeth the Vintage Quarry Truck (Alec Baldwin, Ferdy Factual)
 * 2) Edward Helps Out (George Carlin, Lend A Helping Hand)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes to Breakfast (The Big Blooper)
 * 2) A Proud Day for James (Nothing To Do)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Haunted Henry (Alec Baldwin, House of Mirrors)
 * 2) James Learns A Lesson (George Carlin, Too Much Pressure)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin, Visit Fun Park)
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin, The Perfect Fishing Spot)

Quotes from Visit Fun Park
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Hello, my friends. I've remembered that there is an amusement park on the Island of Sodor.
 * Cousin Freddy: Well then, do you have a story about one?
 * Brother Bear: Is it so exciting? We're afraid of the Thunderbolt.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Yes, my friends, it certainly is. (He blows his whistle, and the story, Make Someone Happy begins.)
 * Cousin Freddy: Thank you, Mr. Conductor. I'm sure that Thomas and his friends were generous to Mrs. Kyndley.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): You're welcome, Freddy.
 * Brother Bear: We're still not going on the Thunderbolt, which we're afraid of.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): That's alright, my friends. Goodbye.

Quotes from The Perfect Fishing Spot
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Hello there! You know, one engine on the Island of Sodor once went fishing!
 * Papa Bear: Which engine was that?
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): It was Thomas, and as he discovered that the water tower on his branch line was out of order, he stopped to take on water on his bridge, but later discovered that he had gone fishing! (He blows his whistle, and the story, Thomas Goes Fishing begins.)
 * Papa Bear: Engines don't go fishing!
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): That's right, Papa! Goodbye!
 * Papa Bear: Goodbye, Mr. Conductor!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Cow on the Line (George Carlin, The Summer Job)
 * 2) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin, The Big Red Kite)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin, Too Much Vacation)
 * 2) Bulgy (George Carlin, Trouble With Grown-Ups)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Bumped (Go To The Doctor)
 * 2) The Flying Kipper (Don't Pollute Anymore)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (George Carlin, The In-Crowd)
 * 2) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin, Fly It)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise (By The Sea)
 * 2) Bertie's Chase (Catch the Bus)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Special Letter (Family Get-Together)
 * 2) The Diseasel (The Stinky Milk Mystery)

Trivia

 * This is the last episode of Season 2.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Terence the Tractor (New Neighbors)
 * 2) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (The Big Election)

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 3.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Attraction (George Carlin, At the Giant Mall)
 * 2) Horrid Lorry (Alec Baldwin, The Giddy Grandma)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin, Think Of Those In Need)
 * 2) Whistles and Sneezes (George Carlin, The Hiccup Cure)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tender Engines (George Carlin, Go To The Movies)
 * 2) Toby's Discovery (Alec Baldwin, Car Trip)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon and the Gremlin (Pet Show)
 * 2) Rusty Saves the Day (Pick Up and Put Away)

Quotes from Pet Show
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello there! Do you know that visitors travel with their pets to the Island of Sodor?
 * Brother Bear: Do they really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, Brother, they do. This story is about a Special Visitor, who travelled to the Island of Sodor with a dog. (He blows his whistle, and the story, Gordon and the Gremlin begins.)
 * Brother Bear: Wow! Thank you, Mr. Conductor! I wish we had a pet!
 * Mr. Conductor: You're welcome, Brother! Goodbye!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Happy Ever After (Alec Baldwin, Hug and Make Up)
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race (George Carlin, Big Road Race)

Quotes from Hug and Make Up
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Hello there! As you are hugging and making up, it reminds me of the time in which Percy set up a special gift for a wedding, and was kissed as a thank you!
 * Mama Bear: Was he really, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Yes, Mama, he was! (He blows his whistle, and the story, Happy Ever After begins.)
 * Mama Bear: Wow! Everyone's still hugging and making up right now. But thank you, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): You're welcome, Mama. Goodbye!

Quotes from Big Road Race
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): You know, Brother, racing with your friends reminds me of the time Thomas first met Bertie and they had a race.
 * Brother Bear: Did they really, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Yes, Brother, they did. (He blows his whistle, and the story, Thomas and Bertie's Great Race begins.)
 * Brother Bear: Wow! Thank you, Mr. Conductor! That was excellent! I'm sure that I'll win!
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): You're welcome, Brother! But remember what Sir Topham Hatt said: "It's dangerous to race!"
 * Brother Bear: I've got you, Mr. Conductor. Goodbye!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin, Attic Treasure)
 * 2) Toby the Tram Engine (George Carlin, Moving Day)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Faulty Whistles (Gotta Dance)
 * 2) Duncan Gets Spooked (The Bad Dream)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas (Say Please and Thank You)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (Help Around the Workshop)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Takes the Plunge (White Water Adventure)
 * 2) Steamroller (Showdown at Birder's Wood)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Trouble with Trees (Alec Baldwin, The Stump Must Go)
 * 2) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin, Draw It)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (And Papa's Pizza)
 * 2) Train Stops Play (The Female Fullback)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward the Very Useful Engine (Alec Baldwin, Bears For All Seasons)
 * 2) Henry's Forest (George Carlin, Grow It)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Busy Going Backwards (Go Up and Down)
 * 2) Middle Engine (Big Bear, Small Bear)

Trivia

 * This is the series finale.

Stories that have not been used

 * Come Out, Henry!
 * Henry to the Rescue
 * Thomas and the Conductor
 * Percy Runs Away
 * The Flying Kipper
 * James In A Mess
 * Gordon Takes A Dip
 * Thomas' Christmas Party
 * Double Trouble
 * Saved from Scrap
 * Old Iron
 * A New Friend for Thomas
 * Percy and the Signal
 * The Runaway
 * Pop Goes the Diesel
 * Diesel's Devious Deed
 * A Close Shave for Duck
 * Better Late Than Never
 * Donald and Douglas
 * Percy's Predicament
 * Wrong Road
 * Edward's Exploit
 * Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * Woolly Bear
 * Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree
 * A Scarf for Percy
 * Time for Trouble
 * Thomas, Percy and the Dragon
 * Diesel Does It Again
 * The Trouble With Mud
 * No Joke for James
 * Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train
 * Mavis
 * Toby's Tightrope
 * James Goes Buzz Buzz
 * Escape
 * Oliver Owns Up
 * Heroes
 * more coming soon