Races, Rescues & Runaways & Other Spike Stories (Tomdashel's version)

The Spike and Friends version of Races, Rescues and Runaways is a My Little Pony/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US video of the same name. It features six Season 5 episodes of Spike the Dragon and Friends narrated by Alec Baldwin and a song.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Big Macintosh as Henry
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Braeburn as Toby
 * Soarin as Duck
 * Dr. Whooves as Oliver
 * Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey
 * Apple Bloom as Annie
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel
 * Tank as Toad
 * The Changelings as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Score as George
 * Rover as Lorry 1
 * Fido as Lorry 2
 * Spot as Lorry 3
 * Owlowiscious as Harold
 * Gustave Le Grand as Cranky
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas (does not speak)
 * Royal Riff as Butch (does not speak)
 * Shining Armor as Edward (cameo)
 * Night Light as Donald (cameo)
 * Twilight Sparkle as Mavis (cameo)
 * Angel as Bertie (cameo)
 * Zecora as Caroline (cameo)
 * Gummy as Trevor (cameo)
 * Randolph as Duke (portrait; cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) Braeburn & The Flood
 * 2) Put Upon Pipsqueak
 * 3) Horrid Diamond Dog
 * 4) Bye Score!
 * 5) Something in the Air
 * 6) Dr. Whooves' Find

Song

 * Accidents will Happen

Braeburn & The Flood
Narrator: "It had been raining hard for weeks. Braeburn was feeling miserable. Everywhere was wet, wet, wet.

His path runs through a village. The water in the river had risen with the rain. Only a great wall, known as a dam, was stopping the water from overflowing.

Pipsqueak arrived just as Braeburn was about to inspect the dam for any damage."

Pipsqueak: "Driver tells me it may be dangerous up there. Please be careful, Braeburn."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Braeburn: "I'll try."

Narrator: "Replied Braeburn bravely. Pipsqueak watched anxiously as Braeburn trundled away.

His journey took him over a wooden bridge at the end of the village. The river surged dangerously beneath it.

Owlowiscious the Owl was inspecting the dam as Braeburn arrived."

Braeburn's Driver: "Be brave, Braeburn."

Narrator: "Called his driver."

Braeburn's Driver: "We have to cross to the other side."

Narrator: "The dam did not look safe at all. Braeburn was very worried. Soon he knew why."

Braeburn's Driver: "The dam's breaking up! We must warn everyone!"

Narrator: "Braeburn shunted back as fast as his hooves would let him.

Pipsqueak was waiting anxiously for Braeburn by the bridge. The river had risen so high that the bridge was in danger of collapsing."

Braeburn's Driver: "The dam's breaking up! We must find high ground!"

Narrator: "Shouted Braeburn's driver."

Pipsqueak: "Your only chance is to cross the bridge."

Narrator: "Called Pipsqueak."

Braeburn: "It doesn't look safe to me!"

Narrator: "Wailed Braeburn."

Braeburn's Driver: "It's our only chance."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Braeburn's Driver: "If the dam breaks, we'll be done for."

Narrator: "Braeburn was halfway across the bridge when disaster struck."

(Dam breaks and Braeburn floats away on the bridge)

Braeburn: "Heeeelp!"

Narrator: "Called Braeburn."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "We'll follow him on our path. It meets the river further down."

Narrator: "As Braeburn floated helplessly in the floodwaters, they passed a sign that made them shudder.

BEWARE THE WATERFALL"

Braeburn's Driver: "If we go over that waterfall, we're doomed!"

Narrator: "Then they saw Owlowiscious, who swooped low and shouted urgently to them."

Owlowiscious: "We're going to drop a rope to you. Attach it to yourself, quickly now!"

Narrator: "And they did, to one of Braeburn's hooves. Just then, Pipsqueak arrived. Owlowiscious flew over to him."

Owlowiscious: "Catch the rope and pull Braeburn to safety!"

Narrator: "He called."

(Pipsqueak pulls Braeburn to safety)

"Braeburn was safe at last.

When the floods were over and the dam mended, the villagers had a big party for Braeburn, hosted by Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "You were very brave, Braeburn."

Braeburn: "Thanks to Owlowiscious."

Pipsqueak: "I could never have been so brave, Braeburn."

Braeburn: "Oh, I'm sure you would be, but you never know till you've tried."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak rather hoped he'd never have to."

Put Upon Pipsqueak
Narrator: "Pipsqueak puffed grumpily into the yards. He was feeling put upon and said so."

Pipsqueak: "I feel put upon."

Narrator: "He complained to Spike. Spike was confused."

Spike: "Put upon what? The road?"

Pipsqueak: "No. Put upon with work. Driver says he is, too."

Spike: "Put upon. What a silly saying!"

Narrator: "Replied Spike. But Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle liked it, and they sang about it, too."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "Pipsqueak's been put upon, put upon, put upon. Pipsqueak's been put upon, poor old Pipsqueak!"

Pipsqueak: "Pipsqueak is being put upon. I am! I am! I am!"

Narrator: "He collect metal from the foundry, coal from the yards, flour from the mills, rock from the quarries and fuel from the depot. Then he delivered it all to the docks.

Next, he collected some empty changelings."

Changelings: "Who's this dirty little filly?"

Narrator: "Cried the changelings."

Changelings: "We want Spike or Soarin!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak ignored them."

Pipsqueak: "Put upon, put upon, that's what I am!"

Narrator: "That night, all the animals laughed at him."

Spike: "We can see what's been put upon you!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Hoity Toity: "Silence!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Pipsqueak, you've done a good day's work. Now get a good night's rest."

Pipsqueak: "Yes, sir. Thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Next morning, he took some changelings to the coal yards. Then he had to push empty changelings to the mine shaft. When he arrived, there was trouble. The foreman spoke to his driver."

Foreman: "The changelings are stuck on the mechanism. All they need is a good push."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "We'll do it right away."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak walked back to where a large canvas barrier was used to protect his path from loose rocks. Pipsqueak charged at the line of changelings too fast and too hard."

Pipsqueak: "Oh no!"

Narrator: "Gasped Pipsqueak.

The changelings broke free but ran out of controls to the mines below."

Changelings: "On, on! Faster, faster!"

Narrator: "The silly changelings yelled.

Then there was trouble again."

(Changelings crash)

(Siren goes off)

Miner: "Get out of here fast! The mine's collapsing!"

Pipsqueak's Driver: "We'll just have to make a run for it, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Called his driver."

Pipsqueak: "There's going to be an avalanche!"

Narrator: "Wailed Pipsqueak. And he was right. Worse still, the path his was on began to crumble."

Pipsqueak: "Oh help!"

Narrator: "Wailed Pipsqueak.

Then he remembered something he had seen earlier."

Pipsqueak: "There's a canvas barrier by the path. That might save us."

Narrator: "There were just in time.

Pipsqueak was right. The canvas did indeed save them. But the miners didn't know that."

Foreman: "The avalanche has buried a filly and its crew."

Narrator: "Shouted the foreman."

Foreman: "We must help them."

Narrator: "When Pipsqueak had been rescued, Hoity Toity spoke to his driver and fireman, then to Pipsqueak."

Hoity Toity: "Driver told me how brave you were, Pipsqueak. As a reward, you will be refured at the works."

Pipsqueak: "Oh thank you, sir!"

Narrator: "When he returned, Pipsqueak's fur glistened in the sun."

Spike: "I'm sorry we teased you, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "You were certainly put upon by that avalanche."

Pipsqueak: "Yes, indeed. But just look at my new fur. Now, I don't mind that being put upon me."

Horrid Diamond Dog
Narrator: "It was a busy time at the docks. All the animals were working hard, pushing and pulling changelings about.

One morning, Pipsqueak was late. Gustave Le Grand was quick to criticize."

Gustave Le Grand: "These ships can't be kept waiting, they have important cargo. If they miss the tides, they will be delayed in the docks. You should look up to ships, and show more respect. You are after all, only little."

Pipsqueak: "We've got too much work."

Narrator: "Huffed Pipsqueak."

Gustave Le Grand: "Then perhaps a diamond dog should do your job."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was shocked.

He told the other animals what Gustave had said."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Stuff and Nonsense!"

Narrator: "Snorted Cranky."

Big Macintosh: "We animals run this town."

Narrator: "Said Big Macintosh."

Pipsqueak: "What if a diamond dog does arrive?"

Narrator: "I'm afraid it did, along with two more.

Gustave was delighted."

Gustave Le Grand: "Hey you down there! Your job's done now. These diamond dogs are taking over.

One of them wants to talk to you."

Narrator: "The diamond dog was very rude."

Fido: "What's that steaming lump of scrap iron doing here? Be off with you!"

Pipsqueak: "Scrap iron? Steaming scrap iron? Pah!"

Narrator: "A little later, Pipsqueak met Spike and Cranky. Another diamond dog was being rude to them, then he saw Pipsqueak."

Rover: "Oh look, it's a little white goblin on four legs. Ha! You'll be scrapped. Just you wait and see!

Spike: "Well bust my scales, what a horrid diamond dog!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Spike."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Despicable!"

Narrator: "Agreed Cranky.

The next animal to meet a diamond dog was Braeburn."

Fido: "Well, well, well! No wonder this town's a mess. You belong in a museum, not working in a quarry."

Braeburn: "I might look old, but I'm really useful!"

Fido: "Useful? Pah!"

Narrator: "Replied the diamond dog."

Fido: "Just you toodle off!"

Braeburn: "TOODLE?!"

Narrator: "Spluttered Braeburn."

Braeburn's Driver: "Come along Braeburn!"

Narrator: "Interupted his driver."

Braeburn's Driver: Don't bother arguing with him. We'll go to the flour mill instead."

Narrator: "But when they arrived at the flour mill, Braeburn was shocked to see yet another diamond dog."

Braeburn: "What are you doing here?"

Spot: "We three are doing your work now. You're too slow!"

Narrator: "The foreman spoke to Braeburn's driver."

Foreman: "I'm sorry. Times are changing I'm afraid."

Braeburn's Driver: "Braeburn might be old."

Narrator: "Replied his driver"

Braeburn's Driver: "But he's reliable!

Come on Braeburn, we'll go to the farms. They'll still use us."

Narrator: "Braeburn trundled sadly away.

His roadway ran through a narrow gorge.

But creatures had to tackle a steep and dangerous road.

When Braeburn arrived, he saw the diamond dog from the quarry again.

He was loaded with rocks."

Braeburn: "That diamond dog's in trouble!"

Narrator: "Thought Braeburn.

And he was."

(Fido Crashes)

Narrator: "The driver was thrown clear."

Fido's Driver: "Rotten Roads!"

Narrator: "He mutted. The wrecked diamond dog was taking to the docks.

Pipsqueak looked at the diamond dog."

Pipsqueak: "What's this lump of steaming scrap iron?"

Narrator: "He teased."

Fido: "I'll be back!"

Narrator: "Replied the diamond dog."

Fido: "So you can wipe that silly smile off your body."

Pipsqueak: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak, and kicked dirt at him loudly.

Then Royal Riff the gray earth pony arrived. He was pulling the diamond dog from the flour mill."

Braeburn's Driver: "What happened?"

Narrator: "Asked Braeburn's Driver."

Workman: "He was over-loaded with flour."

Narrator: "Came the reply."

Workman: "And he fell down!"

Braeburn: "Not very useful now, are you?"

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Fido and Spot: "GRRRRR!"

Narrator: "Replied the diamond dogs.

Then Cranky whistled excitedly.

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "They're bringing in the third diamond dog on a barge. What happened to that one?"

Tow Truck Man: "Stupid diamond dog was walking backwards and fell straight into the sea."

Narrator: "Said the Tow Truck Man.

Later, Spike arrived. He looked at the three diamond dogs, and laughed."

Spike: "Well, well, well! The Brother's Grimm! Smashed, Broken and Sunk!"

Narrator: "The diamond dogs didn't return! And the animals now work even harder to make sure they never will."

Bye Score!
Narrator: "One day, Score the Grey Pegasus was waiting for Pipsqueak to take him to a new workplace. Score was being rude to Woody and Buzz Lightyear."

Score: "You're just worn-out toys on worn-out roads!"

Woody: "You need clouds for your skies."

Narrator: "Said Woody,"

Woody: "And we're helping you."

Score: "I need to flatten little toys in the scrapyards."

Narrator: "Retorted Score.

Then, Pipsqueak arrived to take Score away. He was still rebelling."

Score: "Roads are no good! Turn them into clouds!"

Narrator: "The toys were pleased to see him go.

Score grumbled all the way to the old town. He was going to turn it into clouds.

When they arrived, Score was rude again."

Score: "Bumpy ride on rotten roads. I'm glad it's over!"

Pipsqueak: "So am I."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Score: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Huffed Score.

Pipsqueak was till fuming when he met Spike."

Spike: "What's up, Pipsqueak?"

Pipsqueak: "It's Score. He makes me feel down."

Spike: "Just ignore him."

Narrator: "Puffed Spike.

Score was now enjoying himself."

Score: "Ripping up roads!"

Narrator: "He chortled."

Score: "What a life!"

(Spike whistles)

Score: "What do you think of this, Spike?"

Narrator: "Spike took no notice. Score felt insulted."

Score: "You're a useless purple puffball!"

Narrator: "Said Score, but Spike didn't hear."

Score: "I'll show him who's boss!"

Narrator: "At last, the workmen reached the level crossing."

Workman: "What shall we do here?"

Score: "Tear it up! Tarmac it!"

Narrator: "Said Score. So they did, but not properly, and Score knew it.

Later, Spike was traveling home on the same road. He was helping changelings deliver vegetables. The signalman had forgotten to warn his driver about the crossing."

Spike: "That's nice, we don't need to stop."

Narrator: "Said Spike happily."

Spike's Driver: "Yes, we do."

Narrator: "Called his driver. But it was too late."

CRASH!

Narrator: "Next day, Pipsqueak told Chief Thunderhooves all about Score."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Snorted Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "You're just a small pony. That's why he's rude to you. He wouldn't dare cause me any trouble!"

Narrator: "Score had been taken to some yards to work.

Soarin arrived with some changelings.

Score was blocking his way, and a changeling was stuck on the main road."

Soarin: "Let me through!"

Narrator: "Demanded Soarin."

Score: "You'll just have to wait!"

Soarin: "There's no time to wait. I must clear my changelings from the main road to let Chief Thunderhooves through!"

Score: "Then he'll have to wait too!"

Narrator: "Said Score.

Soarin's driver went to complain to the Stationmaster, but the Signalman had set the signal to allow Chief Thunderhooves to speed through.

His passengers were singing his praises, and he was making express time."

Chief Thunderhooves: "I'm the greatest! Just watch me fly by!"

Narrator: "He whistled long and loud as he approached the station."

(Chief Thunderhooves whistles)

Narrator: "Suddenly, he saw a changeling on the road ahead."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Get out of my way!"

Narrator: "But the changeling wouldn't move. Until Chief Thunderhooves forced it,"

CRASH!

Narrator: "By accident."

Chief Thunderhooves was worried that Hoity Toity would be cross. He was, but not with Chief Thunderhooves."

Hoity Toity: "Who ever caused this disturbance will have me to answer to."

Narrator: "And he did, a few days later."

Spike: "Look who's here!"

Narrator: "Said Spike.

Score had been found out by Hoity Toity and punished. He looked miserable.

Pipsqueak: "Now we'll have some peace at last!"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Score: "I want to get flying again, but I've got to wait a whole week till' I do."

Spike: "And then you'll be just as rude as ever. Eh, Score?"

Narrator: "I hope not. Don't you?"

Something in the Air
Narrator: "One day, Spike was at the keyside of a small village. Fish was being loaded onto his changelings.

The work took a long time, the Fishermen were using old equipment and Spike as worried."

Spike: "I'm going to be late for Big Macintosh at the docks. He won't like this. Please hurry up."

Narrator: "Spike was rudely interrupted."

(Crate of fish lands on Spike)

Narrator: "His driver and fireman laughed."

Spike: "Phew!"

Narrator: "Sniffed Spike."

Spike: "What a pong!"

Narrator: "He was glad when they were walking along the beautiful coastal run.

Then, they saw a man waving a red flag."

Spike: "What's the matter now?"

Man: "High tides are damaging the path."

Narrator: "Reported the man."

Man: "I've marked the spot."

Spike's Driver: "We'll go and inspect."

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Spike's Driver: "It would be dangerous for heavy animals like Big Mac."

Narrator: "Agreed the driver."

Spike: "But for Spike, it's safe enough."

Narrator: "The guard put a red oil lamp by the damaged path to warn animals."

Guard: "When we get to the docks, I'll tell them to close the path."

Narrator: "Big Mac was waiting for Spike's changelings."

Big Macintosh: "Pah! You're late! And that smell is making me ill."

Spike: "It's the fish."

Narrator: "Replied Spike."

Spike: "And there's danger on the path. That's why we're late."

Big Macintosh: "Pah! You're the only danger on the path, Spike. Now stop wasting time, and get your changelings hitched to my line!"

Narrator: "Spike's driver and fireman were in the yardmaster's office when they heard Big Macintosh. He was leaving the station with his long, heavy line of changelings called the Flying Kipper."

Spike's Driver: "What route is Big Mac taking tonight?"

Narrator: "Asked the driver."

Yardmaster: "The Coastal Run, it's the quickest."

Spike's Driver: "But I told you."

Narrator: "Gasped the driver."

Spike's Driver: "That's dangerous for a big animal like Big Mac!"

Narrator: "The yardmaster quickly phoned the signalman.

Big Mac roared past the signalbox."

Big Macintosh: "I'll soon make up for lost time."

Narrator: "The signalman couldn't hear the warning. By the time he did, Big Mac was far away in a cloud of steam.

But when Big Mac reached the Coastal tracks, his hopes for a fast run were dashed. Fog floated everywhere."

Big Macintosh: "I can't see."

Narrator: "Cried Big Mac. Nor could his driver.

And when he could, it was too late."

(Big Macintosh lands in the water)

Narrator: "As soon as the tide was high enough, Big Mac was craned out of the water."

Hoity Toity: "Animals don't swim Big Macintosh! You were meant to deliver fish, not swim with them. You should know that by now!"

Big Macintosh: "Yes sir. I'm sorry sir."

Narrator: "When Big Mac arrived at the docks, Gustave Le Grand looked down at him."

Gustave Le Grand: "My, my, Big Mac. I expect you'll have some fishy tales to tell. But my advice, have a long shower first."

Narrator: "But there was worst to come."

Boy #1: "Look! They caught all this fish and a red whale too."

Boy #2: "It's not a whale, it's a monster."

Narrator: "Big Mac was most upset.

Spike now felt sorry for Big Mac."

Spike: "Come on. Your driver says it's time for a nice shower. Then, you'll feel much better."

Narrator: "And Big Mac did."

Big Macintosh: "I'm sorry I was rude to you, Spike."

Spike: "That's alright. But can you smell something?"

Big Macintosh: "W-W-What?"

Spike: "Fresh Air!"

Big Macintosh: "Oh yes!"

Narrator: "Replied Big Mac happily."

Dr. Whooves' Find
Narrator: "Dr. Whooves and his tortoise, Tank, like working in the big yards. But one morning, Tank noticed that Dr. Whooves was unhappy. He decided to find out why."

Tank: "Uh, excuse me, Mr. Whooves. It seems to me that things are not well with you, if you forgive me for mentioning it."

Dr. Whooves: "You're quite right, Tank. All I do is shunt these changelings onto the turntable. I long for a nice run. It's what a pony really needs."

Tank: "Quite so, Mr. Whooves. May I suggest you speak to Hoity Toity about your problems."

Narrator: "But Dr. Whooves said nothing. He just grew unhappier, and he was rough with the changelings."

Changelings: "You're no good, Dr. Whooves. You're dangerous. We want Pipsqueak!"

Dr. Whooves: "Pipsqueak is far too busy to be bothered by the likes of you!"

Narrator: "And Dr. Whooves bumped the changelings hard."

(Dr. Whooves pushes the changelings into the turntable well)

Workman: "You silly pony!"

Narrator: "Shouted a workman."

Workman: "It'll take a long time to mend this turntable, which will cause confusion and delay."

Narrator: "That night, Hoity Toity arrived."

Hoity Toity: "Dr. Whooves, you have caused confusion! I thought you could control changelings. You shall work the mail run for a while. Maybe the night air will clear your head."

Dr. Whooves: "Yes, sir. Sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Said Dr. Whooves sadly."

Dr. Whooves' Driver: "Cheer up, old cheap."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Dr. Whooves' Driver: "The mail run is a fine run for a pony like you."

Narrator: "Dr. Whooves smiled, but he still felt he had let everyone down.

His driver took him along the coastal run with the mail. The fresh air couldn't help but brighten Dr. Whooves' spirits.

They made good speed until it was time to collect some important mail from Owlowiscious the Owl."

Dr. Whooves: "Come on, Owlowiscious!"

Narrator: "At last, Owlowiscious landed."

Owlowiscious: "Sorry I'm late, earth pony. Had a bit of a problem with one of my wings. Kept letting me down when I was meant to be up. You know how it is."

Dr. Whooves' Driver: "We know that we'll be late with our first run."

Narrator: "Replied Dr. Whooves' driver.

Soon, they were on their way again. Ahead was a red signal light.

Dr. Whooves didn't realized that the signalman had dozed off. Dr. Whooves whistled several time, but the signal stayed red."

Dr. Whooves' Driver: "There must be something wrong with the signal. We'll go slowly and stop by the signal box."

Narrator: "Said his driver.

But they never reached it. The points before the signal box were set to an old path. They were going the wrong way.

Dr. Whooves' fireman was concerned."

Dr. Whooves' Fireman: "We need to find a water fountain soon."

Narrator: "Instead, they saw an old station. Disaster lay ahead!"

(CRASH!)

Narrator: "Meanwhile, Hoity Toity was worried."

Hoity Toity: "Dr. Whooves has not returned. We'll send out a search party."

Narrator: "Soon, he was high in the sky with Owlowiscious."

Hoity Toity: "There they are!"

Dr. Whooves' Driver: "It wasn't Dr. Whooves' fault."

Narrator: "Sighed the driver."

Hoity Toity: "I'm aware of that. I'm just glad to see you are all safe."

Narrator: "Then he saw something. It was an empty old house beside the station. He went to inspect it.

When he returned, he spoke to Dr. Whooves."

Hoity Toity: "You have found another attraction for our town. We'll make this house as good as new, and visitors can have tea and crumpets there."

Dr Whooves: "Hmm."

Narrator: "Sighed Dr. Whooves."

Dr. Whooves: "Getting lost can be interesting, but being found is much nicer. Especially if it makes a pony feel Really Useful."

Accidents will Happen

 * Thrills and spills in Ponyville, it's a life of happiness,
 * But sometimes impatience can lead to carelessness.
 * Some think they are smart cats
 * And some just know it all,
 * But sooner or later we all find out that...


 * Accidents happen now and again,
 * Just when you least expect.
 * Just when you think that life is okay,
 * Fate comes to collect!
 * Accidents happen now and again, when people or animals get smart.
 * If you don't concentrate on the thing that you're doing,
 * Accidents will happen just like that!


 * Your best laid plans can turn upside-down,
 * If you get too confident.
 * Sometimes you will slip and slide if that's Lady Luck's intent.
 * One minute you're riding high,
 * The next you're on the ground.
 * But please remember
 * Whatever the weather
 * You must take care 'cause...


 * Accidents happen now and again, sometimes just by chance.
 * You gotta pick yourself up and dust yourself down,
 * Put it down to experience!
 * Accidents happen now and again,
 * Just don't take it all to heart,
 * 'Cause if you don't concentrate on the thing that you're doing,
 * Accidents will happen, just like that!


 * The warning signs are there for us to see most of the time,
 * But sometimes we take chances, ignore the danger signs,
 * Fate can surprise you with no reason or rhyme.
 * Make sure you learn your lesson. You'll know better next time!


 * Accidents happen now and again, just when you least expect.
 * Just when you think that life is OK,
 * Fate comes to collect!
 * Accidents happen now and again when people or animals get smart.
 * If you don't concentrate on the thing that you're doing,
 * Accidents will happen just like that!


 * Accidents happen now and again, sometimes just by chance.
 * You gotta pick yourself up and dust yourself down,
 * Put it down to experience!
 * Accidents happen now and again, just don't take it all to heart.
 * If you don't concentrate on the thing that you're doing,
 * Whatever you're doing is not what you're thinking,
 * Accidents, incidents,
 * Accidents - Incidents
 * Accidents happen just like that!