Poor Unfortunate Souls (Fanboy & Chum Chum Version)

Cast

 * Sigmund The Sorcerer as Ursula (I Know Sigmund The Sorcerer is Male)
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason as Ariel (I Know Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason is Male)
 * Fanboy as Sebastian
 * Chum Chum as Flounder (Cameo)
 * Zip and Zug (from TUGS) as Flotsam and Jetsam

Lyrics

 * Zip and Zug (Speaking): This way.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer (Speaking): Come in, Come in, my child, Ve mustn't lurk in doorvays, it's rude. Vone MIGHT kvestion your upbringing. [Sigmund Giggling] Now, zen. You're here because you haff a zing for zis human. Zis, er, Princess girl. Not zat I blame you, she is quite a catch, isn't she? [Sigmund Giggling] Vell, Angelfish, ze solution to your problem is simple. Ze only vay to get vhat you vant is to become a human yourself.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason (Speaking): Can you do that?
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer (Speaking): My dear sveet child. Zat's vhat I do, it's vhat I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself. Poor souls vith no vone else to turn to.