Muppets/Rainy Day (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Miss Piggy as Helen Henny
 * Fozzie Bear as Jasper T. Jowls
 * The Swedish Chef as Pasqually
 * Rowlf the Dog as Mr. Munch

Lyrics
The Swedish Chef: Hey, ire-a yuou guoys reedy tu gu tu zee-a perk? Bork Bork Bork! (Hey, are you guys ready to go to the park?)

Fozzie Bear: Well, so much for the park.

Miss Piggy: Oh, no! I was looking forward to having a picnic.

Rowlf the Dog: Oh, wow! It's really coming down out there.

Kermit the Frog: Hey, I've got an idea! What if...

Rowlf the Dog: What do you do on a rainy day when the ground gets soggy and the sky is gray? Tell me what's left for me when it's just too stormy to go outside and play.

Fozzie Bear: Using our imaginations, our solution will show.

Miss Piggy: Like a game we could play.

The Swedish Chef: Or a plece-a ve-a cuould gu. Bork Bork Bork! (Or a place we could go.)

Rowlf the Dog: Well, nobody look at me because I just don't know.

Everyone: What to do on a rainy day!

Kermit the Frog: Guys, I've got a great idea. How about we all...

Miss Piggy: Great idea, Kermie. We can ice skate!

Fozzie Bear: Great idea.

The Swedish Chef: Yeeh, yuou're-a a geniuos. Bork Bork Bork! (Yeah, you're a genius.)

Rowlf the Dog: Of course. Piggy, you go up in the freezer. I'll turn on the water and we'll meet back in...

Kermit the Frog: Guys, no! You can't ice skate in here. Don't! That's just gonna make a huge mess!

Rowlf the Dog: Hmmmm, I guess you're right. Scratch ice skating. What do you do on a rainy day when the ground gets soggy and the sky is gray? When the rain is pouring and when it's just so boring, it's raining to our dismay.

The Swedish Chef: A suoper cuol vey fur us tu spend ouour time-a. Bork Bork Bork! (A super cool way for us to spend our time.)

Miss Piggy: Gotta think of something quick before I lose my mind.

Fozzie Bear: If we all work together, maybe we can find...

Everyone: What to do on a rainy day!

Rowlf the Dog: Hmmmm...

Fozzie Bear: What if...no.

The Swedish Chef: Eh, I dun't knuo. Bork Bork Bork! (Eh, I don't know.)

Miss Piggy: This is really tough.

Kermit the Frog: Guys, listen! It's simple. We should all...

Fozzie Bear: Build a rollercoaster? Great idea!

Miss Piggy: Yeah! A rollercoaster!

Rowlf the Dog: Why didn't I think of that?

The Swedish Chef: Guod idea, Kermeet. Bork Bork Bork! (Good idea, Kermit.)

Rowlf the Dog: Okay, Fozzie, you get some lumber. Piggy, you get the tools and I'll take that wall out and we'll...

Kermit the Frog: Uh, you guys are not going to build a rollercoaster in my living room!

Rowlf the Dog: Hmmm, yeah. I guess it is kinda small. Let's see here... What do you do on a rainy day when the ground gets soggy and the sky is gray? When the time is crawling because the rain is falling, it just won't go away.

Miss Piggy: Something we can do to amuse and delight.

The Swedish Chef: Zeet cuould teke-a a gluomy dey und meke-a it feel ill right. Bork Bork Bork! (That could take a gloomy day and make it feel all right.)

Rowlf the Dog: I was just a little brighter, I could bring to life.

Everyone: What to do on a rainy day.

Fozzie Bear: Let's see...

Rowlf the Dog: Gee, I just don't know.

Kermit the Frog: Guys, there's a really obvious choice here!

The Swedish Chef: Sey nu mure-a, Kermeet. I zeenk ve-a ill hefe-a-a zee-a seme-a idea. Bork Bork Bork! (Say no more, Kermit. I think we all have-a the same idea.)

Everyone: Rhinoceros racing!

Fozzie Bear: Oh, yeah!

Miss Piggy: It was so obvious!

Rowlf the Dog: All right, I'll call the zoo. You guys move the couches and we'll...

Kermit the Frog: No, no, no! We're not going to race rhinoceroses! This is absolutely ridiculous!

Rowlf the Dog: Well, guys, I guess we're out of ideas. May as well just sit here and wait it out.

Kermit the Frog: Guys, if you'd just listen, I have a great idea for something to do on a rainy day! How about we all go to Chuck E. Cheese's?

Everyone: (gasps)

Rowlf the Dog: No, that won't work! If we go outside, we'll get all wet!

Miss Piggy: He's right.

The Swedish Chef: Yeeh! Uh, I cuon't get-a my heur vet! Bork Bork Bork! (Yeah! Uh, I can't get-a my hair wet!)

Kermit the Frog: Seriously, guys? I've got some umbrellas. Why don't we just use those?

Fozzie Bear: Hey, guys! I've got an idea! How about we all get our umbrellas and go to Chuck E. Cheese's?

Miss Piggy: That's a great idea, Fozzie!

Rowlf the Dog: Of course! Great thinking, Rowlf!

The Swedish Chef: Oh, vhy deedn't yuou zeenk ouff zeet, Kermeet? Bork Bork Bork! (Oh, why didn't you think of that, Kermit?)

Everyone: What to do on a rainy day!

Fozzie Bear: All right!

The Swedish Chef: Let's gu. Bork Bork Bork! (Let's go. (laughing))

Rowlf the Dog: (laughing)

Kermit the Frog: Hey, guys! Wait up!