TV vis-à-vis Mario

Mario taught House how to diagnose.

Before this series of BB began, Mario risk-assessed Zezi. Unfortunately his report was accidentally shredded.

Postman Pat is actually the true story of Mario's life thus far.

Mario sired Big Brother's Little Brother

But he will never appear on it as he doesn't want to come across the big George Lamb.

Seaman Staines from Captain Pugwash was inspired by Mario †

† Yes, I know those rude names didn't really exist*

Arrr, tis true as you sez, Lilitu me hearty – dat Master Bate were a blatant act o'piracy off o'Mario's contributions t'the panspermia hypothesis.

Mario once auditioned for Dr Who, but turned it down because he didnt feel that time and space was big enough for him just yet. He then decided to appear as a pointless scrotum on The Ant and Dec show.