Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Bear in the Big Blue House and Blue's Clues/It's a Cowboy's Life for Me (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * The Ferocious Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Maggie (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Helen Henny
 * Mailbox (from Blue's Clues) as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Doc Hogg (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Pasqually
 * Bear (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Mr. Munch
 * Steve (from Blue's Clues) as Giant Armadillo Named Phil

Lyrics
The Ferocious Beast: You were right, Mailbox. This old-fashioned cattle drive is just what I need to get a new perspective. Being out here in the wide open spaces, living the cowboy's life, it sure is fun. Thanks for bringing me along.

Mailbox: No problem, Beast. It's great to have you along. Oh, I love to be a cowboy. I have a home out on the range. I can rope and ride and sleep outside. It's a life I've never change.

The Ferocious Beast: We can harmonize beneath big skies For a letter person can feel so free. I can think of nothing better...

Mailbox: Better.

The Ferocious Beast: It's a cowboy's life for me.

The Ferocious Beast and Mailbox : Yippee-hi-ho Yippee-hi-hey I'm an old cowhand come what may I'll never writher and I'll never stray. It's a cowboy's life for me.

Maggie: Oh, I love to be a cowgirl. Yes, it's the life for me. In my big old boots and my ten-gallon hat, I'm as tough as I can be.

Bear: I'm smart and slick with the lasso trick. The best you've ever saw. And with crayons in my poster, I'm the quickest Draw McGraw.

Everyone: Yippee-hi-ho Yippee-hi-hey I'm an old cowhand come what may I'll never writher and I'll never stray. It's a cowboy's life for me.

Maggie: It's a cowgirl's life for me.

The Ferocious Beast: Right. Cowboys and cowgirls all out here in the wild west. Isn't this fun? What do you think, Doc Hogg?

Mailbox: Uh, oh.

Doc Hogg: Oh, I love to be a cowboy. Nothing I would be instead. With my feather boa and my oven mitts and a flower pot on my head. I play with dolls I walk on stilts I wear a yellow shall and I look so fine on a porcupine as I ride him to the mall Yippee-hi-ho Yippee-hi-hey I'm an old cowhand come what may I'll never writher and I'll never stray. It's a cowboy's life for me.

The Ferocious Beast: Uh, Doc Hogg? Do you know what a cowboy does?

Doc Hogg: Do I know what a cowboy does? (laughing) Of course.

Mailbox: I can guarantee you he does not.

Doc Hogg: As a cowboy, I grant wishes with my sparkling magic wand.

The Ferocious Beast: What?!

Doc Hogg: And I hop about with my cottontail and I hide eggs on your lawn.

The Ferocious Beast: Doc Hogg!

Doc Hogg: I use bird nests in my branches In the fall, I lose my leaves And I drink water with my big, long truuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk..........

The Ferocious Beast: Wait, wait, wait! Stop the music! Doc Hogg, that's ridiculous!

Doc Hogg: What do you mean, Beast?

The Ferocious Beast: What do I mean? Look at your outfit! You've got oven mitts on and a flower pot on your head! You're holding a wand and you've got a big trunk on your nose! It's a cowboy song, Doc Hogg!

Steve: Excuse me, Beast. Hey, Doc Hogg, come on! We're late for the Cowboy Convention! Hey, Beast. That's a silly outfit. What are you supposed to be?

The Ferocious Beast: Um, I...I have no idea!

Steve: Well, good luck with that. Let's go, guys!

Everyone: Yippee-hi-ho Yippee-hi-hey I'm an old cowhand come what may I'll never writher and I'll never stray. It's a cowboy's life for me.

The Ferocious Beast: (sighs) I need to lie down.