Sir Topham Hatt's Unlucky Week

Plot[edit]
Sir Topham Hatt tries to have a good day, but everything goes terribly wrong.

Featured Characters[edit]

 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Thomas
 * Percy
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Toby
 * Ted
 * Blossom Z
 * Dragon
 * Sir Topham Hatt's Nephew

Day 3[edit]

 * Sir Topham Hatt: What a beautiful day! {record scratch} Huh?! What's all this?
 * {Cut to the monkeys with phones on their heads. Cut back to Sir Topham Hatt. He stutters and holds his ears.}
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Oh, no! That ringing! My head's gonna explode!
 * Gordon, Henry & James: {shouting} ANSWER IT!!!!!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: {freaking out} I'll call back!
 * Gordon: Here. The call for you, sir. {Sir Topham Hatt does.}
 * Voice on Phone: {sounding like an old woman} Hello?? This a call from Grandma Hung-over! Will you excerpt the charges Hello? Topham-poo?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: {yells angrily}
 * Monkeys: You hurt our feelings!
 * James: {yelling to the monkeys} WAIT! He didn't mean you, guys! {Cut back to Sir Topham Hatt.}
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Man... That was more painful than that visit from my nephew.
 * {Flashback: Sir Topham Hatt is feeling angry as an boy with no name is next to him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt's Nephew: Hey, Uncle Topham, where do babies come from?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: {now had enough} For the last time, you buy them in a store! Just like everything else! {Cut back to present day.} {relieved} Well, I think that ringing in my ears is gone. {He looks up, a phone is on his head, ringing. He gets very, very angry, shaking and it fell off his head.} THAT'S IT!!! WHO PUT THE PHONE ON MY HEAD, AND I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!
 * Gordon: Er, not me! My phone's forwarded to another head!
 * Henry: Not me! My speed number dial's unlisted!
 * James : Yeah! There's no idea I did it! {A cellphone is on his head.} My minutes aren't free on weekends!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: {biffs into James' right side and he goes through the air} IT WAS YOU!!!
 * Narrator: And he flew Sir Handel into the air.
 * James: HOW DID HE KNOW?!!?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What is the meaning of all this?! Is it like, "Going Nuts with Phones Day"?
 * Henry: Um, if we said yes, would it make the situation less awkward?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What? I don't know- {James lands on him} OWWWW!!!!
 * James: Er, s-sorry, Sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: {muffled} James... get... off me... now...

Day 5
LATER THAT EVENING... [episode ends]
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I don't get it! Every time I say "What a beautiful day it is", something bad happens to me. (gasp) Wait a minute, {smiles} maybe if I say the opposite, maybe nothing bad will happen! Yeaaah! I'm gonna give it a try... {Changes his mood into a scrooge.} What a terrible, horrible, no-good, really bad day! {He winks to himself. He hears footsteps in the distance. James screams loudly, when fade to white as hippos run over him.} AHHHH! Ow! Ouch! Ow! Oh! Auugghh! {Beeping noise. Pan to Sir Topham Hatt, now on his side, and covered in mud.} Ohhh, please be mud...
 * {We zoom in slowly to James, feeling sorry for himself, and in tears.}
 * James: {sadly} Oh, no! Everything went terribly wrong! Now I know how Mr. Grumpy feels...
 * Toby: Why the wrong face, Sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Ohh, Toby, all I wanted was to have I good day, My life has been ruined by Blossom Z's kisses, bird poop, a bunch of phone obsessed morons, a fire-breathing dragon, and I just got run over by a stamping of hippos!
 * Toby: Well, Nice knowing you!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Oh man! This has been quite a week.