Muppet nail polish/I Love Trash (from Elmo Through the Looking-Glass)

Cast

 * Meep-Meep-Meep as Telly Monster
 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Meep-Meep-Meep: (singing) I love trash! Everything dingy and dusty and dirty Uh, and I love to put stains on my shirty... (laughing) Yeah?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Hearing you screech like that is music to my ears. Heh, heh, heh.