Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/Near and Far (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Oscar the Grouch Green as Green Anything Muppet woman
 * Honker Purple as Lavender Anything Muppet lover man

Lyrics
Oscar the Grouch Green: Near and far. Darling, that's what you are to me. You made your career coming near and then going far from me. You get near and you're here, but then it gets clear that you amscray far away again. And though I see weary of your far and near, correct you are. I'll dream of you, dear, far and near, near and far. Far and near. It's tough to know where you've been. Darling, this far and near stuff has not been seem so fair to me. Now you're here and you say you care.

Honker Purple: I care.

Oscar the Grouch Green: The next thing, my dear, you're where? There. I'm fed up to here. What's bigger than where you are. I'll dream of you, dear, near and far.