TruMoo Chocolate Jokes


 * Why did the cow do jumping jacks? She wanted a milk shake.
 * Why did the lion eat the tight rope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
 * What do you call a male cow who is taking a nap? A bull dozer.
 * What did the lion say after eating the clown? "That tasted funny."
 * What do computers do when they're tired? They crash.
 * What did the cake say to the fork? "You want a piece of me?"
 * What is an alien's favorite computer key? The space bar
 * Why is a bowl of pasta so smart? It is using its noodle.
 * Why shouldn't you tell a pig your secrets? It's going to squeal.
 * Why did the monster get a tummy ache? It was goblin its food.
 * Why are fish bad at basketball? They're afraid of the net.
 * What do astronauts put on their sandwiches? Launch meat.
 * What do cows like on their hot dogs? Moostard.
 * How do you make a cow float? Root beer, two scoops of ice cream, a cow, and a cherry.
 * What's a boxer's favorite drink? Punch.
 * What did one plate say to the other? Food's on me tonight.
 * Where do cows go to get cultured? The mooseum.
 * Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's too far to walk.
 * What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
 * What are two things people don't eat for lunch? Breakfast and dinner.
 * How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos paper.
 * What goes ooooooooooooooooo!!? A cow with no lips.
 * Why did the child stare intently at the carton of orange juice? It said "concentrate".
 * Why did the chicken do jumping jacks? She wanted scrambled eggs.
 * How do cows zip around town? On a mootor scooter.
 * Why do bees hum? They forgot the words to the song.
 * What did the zero say to the number eight? Nice belt.
 * Why were the apple and orange alone? The banana split.
 * What happens when a cow doesn't shave? She grows a moostache.
 * What do you call a cow who plays a violin? A moosician.
 * Why don't lobsters share well? They're shell-fish.
 * Why did the bacon laugh? The egg cracked a yolk.

Udderly Hilarious Jokes

 * What was the goal of the detective duck? To quack the case.
 * What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You can step in a poodle.
 * How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons.
 * What do cows play at parties? Moosical chairs.
 * Which monster is the best dancer? The boogieman.
 * Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It raises their spirits.
 * When do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
 * What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
 * What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers.
 * How do you take a pig to a hospital? By hambulance.
 * What do cows read at bedtime? Dairy tales.
 * What did one math book say to the other math book? "Boy, do I have problems."
 * What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up.
 * Why don't cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry.
 * Why did the tomato turn red? He saw the salad dressing.
 * Why are vampires so easy to fool? They're suckers.
 * Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
 * Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them.