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Cast

 * Monsterpiece as Roosevelt Franklin
 * I Count Even... as Roosevelt Franklin's Mother

Lyrics
Monsterpiece: Uh, oh. My mother's gonna find me as sure as a moose likes moose juice.

I Count Even...: Now where did he go this time? Monsterpiece! Monsterpiece! Monsterpiece! Monsterpiece?!

Monsterpiece: (scatting) Here I come, I come here. Did somebody somewhere summon me?

I Count Even...: Yes, somebody did call you by your names. Now, Monsterpiece, we've got to go over the alphabet.

Monsterpiece: Oh, I know that. A to Z, A to Z, I know all the alphabet. I know the alphabet so good!

I Count Even...: (spoken) All right. All right. (singing) Monsterpiece, what you say? Monsterpiece: I say the very first letter is the letter A I Count Even...: Well, what more can you tell me? Monsterpiece: I say, the very next letter is the letter B

I Count Even...: Nice. That's starting to sound so good!

Monsterpiece: I got the beat. You know something?

I Count Even...: Monsterpiece, what comes after B? Monsterpiece: Everybody knows it’s the letter C  I Count Even...: Young Mr. Monsterpiece, what comes after C?  Monsterpiece: I know D comes right after C

I Count Even...: Hey, that's very good!

Monsterpiece: I got ABCD. Ooh, I'm good!

I Count Even...: Doesn’t an E come right after D? Monsterpiece: That’s right, and then comes the F, and then comes the G  I Count Even...: Monsterpiece, what you say! Monsterpiece: I say after the G comes the H-I-J

I Count Even...: Oh, Monsterpiece!

Monsterpiece: I got all the way to J. That was no joke!

I Count Even...: All right now, what comes after them? Monsterpiece: I believe it’s the K-L-M I Count Even...: I’d like to hear some more from you Monsterpiece: You do? How about this: N-O-P-Q

I Count Even...: Very good!

Monsterpiece: I know! I got through the Q!

I Count Even...: How about doin’ some more for me? Monsterpiece: Well, I’ll give you an R and an S and a T I Count Even...: You’re getting right down to the end I see Monsterpiece: (singing) That’s right: U-V-W-X-Y-Z (spoken) I did it! All the way to Z!

I Count Even...: Now, put it all together for me Monsterpiece: I’ll let you hear my ABC’s ( I Count Even...: Let me hear it, Monsterpiece ): A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z ( I Count Even...: Very good! You're doing the best one yet. Very good, Monsterpiece. Oh, good! Oh! )

I Count Even...: Monsterpiece, you got that right Monsterpiece: Monsterpiece’s goin’ out of sight You see, I’m Monsterpiece ( I Count Even...: Oh, yes, he is. ) I know. I’m Monsterpiece ( I Count Even...: Say it again, Monsterpiece. ) I will. I’m Monsterpiece.

I Count Even...: And Monsterpiece knows his alphabet.

Monsterpiece: Yeah. Well, what Monsterpiece does not know nobody knows him and that's how it goes.