Everyone/If You're Grouchy and You Know It (from Sesame Street Live: Let's Be Friends)

Cast

 * Captain Hook (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Oscar the Grouch
 * Red Jessica (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Grundgetta

Lyrics
Captain Hook: (spoken) Let's show them what a grouch is really like. Heh, heh. We're going to sing a song and we want you to do everything we said in the song. (singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet.

Red Jessica: Come on.

Captain Hook: If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet.

Red Jessica: Stomp like this.

Captain Hook: (singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really wanna show it. If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet. (spoken) Not bad!

Red Jessica: Disgusting!

Captain Hook: Now try this one.

Red Jessica: (spoken) Whoa! Hey, I'm dancing! (singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, slap your knee. If you're grouchy and you know it, slap your knee. If you're grouchy and you know it...

Captain Hook: (singing) And you really want to show it. If you're grouchy and you know it, slap your knee. (spoken) All right, you guys are grouchy. Now here's something you can do. Try it.

Red Jessica: If you're grouchy and you know it, shout "get lost!"

Captain Hook: Get lost!

Red Jessica: If you're grouchy and you know it, shout "get lost!"

Captain Hook: Get lost!

Red Jessica: If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really wanna show it. If you're grouchy and you know it, shout "get lost!"

Captain Hook: (singing) Get lost! (spoken) Now let's put it all together and bring it on home, grouches!

Captain Hook and Red Jessica : If you're grouchy and you know it, do all three. Get lost! If you're grouchy and you know it, do all three. Get lost! If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really wanna show it. If you're grouchy and you know it, do all three. Get lost! Now you're a grouch like me!

Captain Hook: Heh, heh, heh!