Rigby Gets To School Late

(the alarm clock rings)

Rigby: 12:30? I'm late or school! (runs to school)

(in school)

Teacher: Rigby, why are you late to school?

Rigby: The alarm clock did not wake me up till 12:30 and my parents didn't wake me up!

Teacher: Go to detention now!

(in the detention room)

Teacher #2: Welcome to detention. You are staying here for 3 hours. No talking, no sleeping, no music, no games, no food, no laptop! Or else you will be going to Principal Benson's office! Got it?

Rigby: Yes, you freaking idiot!

Teacher #2: You call me a freaking idiot?! Go to Principal Benson's office now!

(Rigby walks into Principal Benson's office crying)

Benson: Why are you here?

Rigby: I was late for school and I called the detention teacher a freaking idiot!

Benson: That's it! (turns red) You are expelled for 3 months!

Rigby: Just don't tell my parents!

Benson: I'm going to notify your parents that you have been expelled! You are the worst student at school!

Rigby: Go ahead and suspend me! I hate this freaking school!

(at home)

Rigby: Let's celebrate!

(a song is playing)

Rigby: No more school! (x4)

Dad: Rigby, open this door immediately!

Rigby: DAD!!!! Can't you see I'm trying to celebrate?!

Dad: If you talk back to me one more time, I will give your laptop to Mordecai!

Rigby: OK, fine, but make it quick.

Dad: Rigby, I am very disappointed in your behavior! You have been disrespectful to your teacher!

Rigby: Just don't take away my favorite stuff! If you do, I'll go berzerk!

Dad: I am not just taking away your favorite stuff! You are grounded for 5 months with no games, music, food, or laptop! I am putting a password on your laptop so you don't get on it! Now go to sleep and don't come out!

Rigby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO BE BORED ALL THIS TIME!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!