The Nutcracker nail polish/I'm Going To Get My Haircut (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Lavendare to Find Courage as Jeffy
 * Dreams Need Clara-fication as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Lavendare to Find Courage: Hi there, Dreams Need Clara-fication.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Oh, hi little friend Lavendare to Find Courage. How you today?

Lavendare to Find Courage: I'm not feeling too good, to tell you the truth.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Oh, what the matter?

Lavendare to Find Courage: Well, you see, today I'm going to do something that my Mom says I have to do. And I am gonna do it, it's just that, well, you see ...

Dreams Need Clara-fication: What is it, Lavendare to Find Courage? What wrong?

Lavendare to Find Courage: (spoken) Well ... (singing) I'm going to get my hair cut.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Oh.

Lavendare to Find Courage: I've never done that before.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Me understand now.

Lavendare to Find Courage: I know I once cut my finger I know I once cut my knee If cutting my hair's gonna hurt like that The barbershop's no place for me But, I've gotta go get my hair cut

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Oh, Lavendare to Find Courage.

Lavendare to Find Courage: (singing) Mom says I'm going to look so nice But when it's done I'll look on the floor At the hair that was up on my head before It'll be all gone, and I'll bet it'll never grow I'm getting my haircut, but I don't wanna go! (spoken) So you see, Dreams Need Clara-fication, that's why I don't feel so great.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Oh, Lavendare to Find Courage. That no reason to feel bad.

Lavendare to Find Courage: No?

Dreams Need Clara-fication: No, Lavendare to Find Courage. Do me a favor - look at me fur. It's pretty shaggy today, hmmm?

Lavendare to Find Courage: (Hmmm, it does look a little shaggier than usual.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Right, but me no like fur to get too shaggy, so you know where me going?

Lavendare to Find Courage: Where?!

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Me going to get me fur cut

Lavendare to Find Courage: Oh.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Me gone plenty of times before

Lavendare to Find Courage: Really?

Dreams Need Clara-fication: (singing) It not like cutting me finger It not like cutting me knee 'Cuz cutting me fur doesn't hurt at all The barber's gentle as can be So me going to get me fur cut Then me going to look so nice Me look in mirror, and me see A handsome monster - oh, it me! Me always get me fur cut when it grow Me getting me fur cut, and me so glad to go (spoken) So you see, there no reason to be afraid to get haircut.

Lavendare to Find Courage: Gee, you mean you like it when you get your fur cut?

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Mmm hmmm.

Lavendare to Find Courage: Well, then maybe I'd like it too.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Like it? You'll love it!

Lavendare to Find Courage and Dreams Need Clara-fication : We'll look in the mirror and we'll see A handsome person - oh, it's me! It's fun to get your hair cut when it grows We're getting our hair cut, and we're so glad to go!

Lavendare to Find Courage: Oh, boy!