Grease nail polish/Feelin' Good/Feelin' Bad (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie
 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert

Lyrics
Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: How's it going, Rubber Duckie? Is that so? (laughing)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (sighs)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. How are you feeling today, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Nah.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh, I take it from your tone of voice that you're not particularly happy today?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: That's right, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. I feel terrible.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, gee, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. That's too bad.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I take it, I take it from your tone of voice, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, that you are feeling terrifically happy today?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, I certainly am, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. I'm so happy I could just sing, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Uh, do me a favor, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: What's that?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Don't.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, uh, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, can I hum a little bit, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Or how about I just doody-doo kinda stuff, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh. (sighs)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Do I feel wonderful?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (sighs) Do I feel bad?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. I feel like smiling.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (groans) I feel like getting mad.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (laughing) I feel so good I'm laughing.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Me I'm feeling crosser than a bear.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Do I feel wonderful?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (singing) And I don't care! (spoken) Hey, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. Hey, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. You know what? Just singing that song made me feel so much better. I feel fine now, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. Hey, let's do the song again.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (sighs)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!? Hey, let's sing it one more time, huh?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Well, what's the matter, Zoe Zingy Orange?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, I'm just feeling kind of sad now, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Sad?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Yeah, you know how your feelings can change? Well, a little while ago, I felt happy and now I don't know. I'm just feeling sort of sad.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (spoken) But, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. (laughing) I feel terrific. I feel so happy. (singing) Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Do I feel wonderful?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (sighs) Do I feel bad?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. I feel like smiling.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (groans) I feel like getting mad.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (laughing) I feel so good I'm laughing.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Me I'm feeling crosser than a bear.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Do I feel wonderful?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (singing) And I don't care! (spoken) Gee, you know, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be? I felt bad, but just singing about it seems to help. I feel a lot better now.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, I feel terrific, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Me too, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Uh, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: What's that, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be? Oh, oh, hi there!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: You know what, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!? We've been so worried about our own feelings.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Yeah, that we didn't ask how you are feeling.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Hey, let's do it now, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Okay, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : Doo doo doo doo doo, do you feel wonderful? (sighs) Do you feel bad? Doo doo doo doo doo, you feel like smiling. (groans) Or feel like getting mad. Doo doo doo doo doo, are you laughing? Laughing is the thing to do, do, do. Doo doo doo, we hope you're feeling wonderful 'cause we love you! (both laughing)