Fraggle Rock Crayons/Our Favorite Things (Sesame Street live show)

Cast

 * Red Fraggle Yellow as Bert
 * Boober Blue as Cookie Monster
 * Trash Heap Green as Oscar the Grouch

Transcript
Red Fraggle Yellow: (laughing) Oh, boy. This is so exciting. Come on, Boober Blue! Trash Heap Green, hurry up and say hello to all our friends!

Trash Heap Green: Hey! What's going on?

Red Fraggle Yellow: We're here to tell all of our good friends about our favorite things. Would you like to start?

Trash Heap Green: Friends?! Yuck!

Red Fraggle Yellow: Well, then. This might be difficult. Uh, evidently, Boober Blue and I came here today to tell all of these nice friendly people about...

Boober Blue: Oh, yeah. Uh, they are our friends! Hi! You got cookie?

Red Fraggle Yellow: Come on. Yes, yes. As I was saying, we are all here to tell you, our friends, a little bit about our favorite things. I'll go first. My favorite thing in the whole world is pigeons. They're so lovely and cooey.

Boober Blue: (spoken) But first, me favorite song about cookies. (singing) C is for cookie, that's good enough for me C is for cookie, that's good enough for me C is for cookie, that's good enough for me Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C. (spoken) Oh, me love cookies!

Red Fraggle Yellow: We get the picture, Boober Blue. But I was trying to tell all these lovely people about pigeons.

Boober Blue: Oh, me love cookies!

Red Fraggle Yellow: (groans) Not cookies, Boober Blue! Pigeons!

Trash Heap Green: I always hate to stop a good argument, but you need to know about trash.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Okay, but after I talk about my great love of pigeons.

Boober Blue: No, no, no. Cookies!

Trash Heap Green: Trash!

Red Fraggle Yellow: Okay, okay. I do not want to argue. Trash Heap Green, tell everyone about your favorite thing.

Trash Heap Green: (spoken) Well, me. I love trash. (singing) Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash (spoken) You're getting it, kids? (singing) I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn It's all full of holes and the laces are torn A gift from my mother the day I was born I love it because it's trash (spoken) Hotcha, hotcha, hotcha! Are we rotten or what?

Red Fraggle Yellow: Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a minute, Trash Heap Green! I have an idea! You want to talk about trash, Boober Blue wants to talk about, well, cookies, and I want to expel on the loveliness of the pigeon. We should cooperate!

Boober Blue: Why me not think of that?

Trash Heap Green: Cooperate? Oh, all right. Just this once.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Oh, everybody in the world has something that they love.

Trash Heap Green: And so we may as well let you know.

Boober Blue: The things we are fondest of.

Red Fraggle Yellow, Boober Blue and Trash Heap Green : Oh, we love...

Red Fraggle Yellow: Pigeons.

Boober Blue: And cookies.

Trash Heap Green: And trash.

Red Fraggle Yellow, Boober Blue and Trash Heap Green : Such fun to...

Trash Heap Green: Bang on.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Or talk to.

Boober Blue: Or mash. (laughing) So delicious and chewy.

Red Fraggle Yellow: So delightful and coo-ey.

Trash Heap Green: Rotten, yucky and poo-ey.

Red Fraggle Yellow, Boober Blue and Trash Heap Green : I guess that I'm just different than you-ie!

Red Fraggle Yellow: Pigeons.

Boober Blue: And cookies.

Trash Heap Green: And trash.

Red Fraggle Yellow, Boober Blue and Trash Heap Green : Just hear them.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Coo coo.

Boober Blue: And crunch crunch.

Trash Heap Green: And crash.

Boober Blue: (spoken) Yeah!

Red Fraggle Yellow, Boober Blue and Trash Heap Green : Everybody loves something And sure as dad's mustache, We love...

Red Fraggle Yellow: Pigeons.

Boober Blue: And cookies.

Trash Heap Green: And trash.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Hey, how about a little soft-shoe?

Trash Heap Green: All right. Heh, heh, heh.

Boober Blue: (spoken) Yeah! Check this out! (singing) So delicious and chewy.

Red Fraggle Yellow: So delightful and coo-ey.

Trash Heap Green: Rotten, yucky and poo-ey.

Red Fraggle Yellow, Boober Blue and Trash Heap Green : I guess that I'm just different than you-ie!

Red Fraggle Yellow: Pigeons.

Boober Blue: And cookies.

Trash Heap Green: And trash.

Red Fraggle Yellow: (spoken) Yeah! Red Fraggle Yellow, Boober Blue and Trash Heap Green : I'm thrilled to...

Trash Heap Green: Bang mine.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Or dance with.

Boober Blue: Or mash. Red Fraggle Yellow, Boober Blue and Trash Heap Green : Everybody loves something And sure as dad's mustache, We love...

Red Fraggle Yellow: Pigeons.

Boober Blue: And cookies.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Pigeons.

Boober Blue: And cookies.

Red Fraggle Yellow, Boober Blue and Trash Heap Green : Pigeons and cookies, and trash!

Red Fraggle Yellow: Yeah!

Trash Heap Green: Yuck! All that is for mushy stuff!

Red Fraggle Yellow: (laughing) Oh, Trash Heap Green! That was a lot of fun! We had a lot of fun sharing our favorite things with you. Come back and see us again soon!

Trash Heap Green: So scream already!

Boober Blue: Thanks for coming!

Red Fraggle Yellow: Bye!

Trash Heap Green: Bye, bye! Goodbye! Heh, heh!

Boober Blue: Bye, bye!

Red Fraggle Yellow: Toodles!