Hank and The Magic Railroad

Hank and The Magic Railroad is a Hank the American Engine and Friends (Lorry 1/Gordon (Sunshine/Warrior Version) Version) parody movie.

Plot
Hank and his friends has to run The Railway while The Angry Policeman is on holiday. Cranky along with Zug and Zip wants to kill Belle. Its up to Hank and Mr. Condutor (Alec Baldwin) to defeat Cranky and and save The Railway.

Cast

 * Hank as Thomas
 * Warrior (from TUGS) as Henry
 * Lorry 1 as Gordon
 * Rheneas as James
 * Smudger as Percy
 * O.J. (from TUGS) as Toby
 * Sunshine (from TUGS) as Bertie
 * Budgie (from Budgie the Little Helicopter) as Harold
 * Petra (from Theodore Tugboat) as Annie
 * Pearl (from Theodore Tugboat) as Clarabel
 * Cranky as Diesel 10
 * Zug (from TUGS) as Splatter
 * Zip (from TUGS) as Dodge
 * Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) as Himself
 * Burnett Stone as Himself
 * Lily as Herself
 * Patch as Himself
 * Stacy Jones as Herself

Quote 1

 * Hank: Oh Mr. Conductor! Are you alright?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes Hankbut something happen all at once. I have to see The Angry Policeman to get my orders right away, the journey from Sodor keeps gerring bumpier and bumpier
 * Hank: Does it?
 * Mr. Conductor: *Blows gold dust whistle*
 * Hank: Cranky is back Mr. Conductor, you better be careful.
 * Mr. Conductor: Billy Twofeathers warned me about Cranky. don't worry Hank. I'll just pop in with my sparkle wherever he goes to keep me in order, I hope
 * Cranky: Old Mic Cranky had a plan Yeh he he he he! With a pinch pinch here and a pinch pinch there, here pinch there pinch everywhere a pinch pinch *Laugh* I craked myself up!

Quote 2

 * Cranky:
 * Hello Puffball, I have a plan and and your in it!
 * Mr. Conductor: You can't catch me Stewie! *Blows whistle* *Blows again*
 * Cranky
 * Hahahahaha Losing your sparkle eh? hahaha what perfect timing! Now where is that lost engine?
 * Mr. Conductor: You won't find her here!
 * Cranky:
 * Your not clever enough to stop me!
 * Mr. Conductor Oh yes I am!
 * Cranky:
 * No your not! eh WHAT IT THAT?!?!?!?!?!?
 * Mr. Conductor: That's right, it's sugar Cranky and when I throw this into your tank it'll sees up you for good.
 * Cranky: Grrrr make the most of tonight Puffball, because you won't like tomorrow! and I'm gonna put you all in big puffballs, Shut up pinchy!

Quote 3

 * Sunhsine: Smile you all it's a sunny day!
 * Rheneas: It's not sunny because Mr. Conductor is not at the windmill! I've looked!
 * Hank: I think his sparkle is all gone.
 * Warrior: My brain doesn't feel sunny it feels stupid!
 * Lorry 1: Nasty fumes from Dingy Crane.
 * Warrior: A Crane is after the lost engine!
 * O.J.: And if he finds her, I fear that will destroy us all.
 * Lorry 1: WHAT?!?!?! EVEN A HORRID LORRY AS STRONG AS ME?!?!?!?!?!?
 * O.J.: Yes Lorry 1 even ypu!
 * Hank: ACHOO!!!!!
 * Rheneas: Say it don't spray it Hank.
 * Hank: I still got sneezing powder inside me, now I'm going to look for Mr. Conductor.
 * O.J.: Let us get back to work, that's what he'd want.
 * Sunshine: How about a race Hank!
 * Hank: Sorry Sunshine, I can't today, I have to be useful and solve some mystories instead.
 * Sunshine:  I guess that means I win, perhaps another day!

Quote 4

 * Cranky:  AH HAAA THERE'S THE AMERAN ENGINE!!!!! AND LOOK WHO HE'S WITH!!!!! ZUG AND ZIP!!!! COME AND DESTROY!!!
 * Zig: No no do it yourself!
 * Zup: We don't like you!
 * Zig: Infact uh
 * Zug: What's the name?
 * Zip: I have no idea
 * Zug: It's a good word.
 * Hank: Run Belle! Quickly and I'm going to help you!
 * Burnett Stone: So am I Belle, I'll not let you down again.
 * Cranky: Ah who needs you Zug and Zip!
 * Taking off
 * Hank: Watch out for the viaduct it's dangerous!
 * Hank and Belle escaping
 * Mr. Conductor and Junior watching them leave
 * Cranky: Hahahahaha
 * Mr. Conductor: AAAHHH!!!!!!
 * Junior: What's the matter?
 * Mr. Conductor: Belle! that engine's name is Belle!
 * She's part of the clue to the sourse of the...
 * Both: GOLD DUST!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!