The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss/Hard Headed Woman (by Elvis Presley)

Cast

 * Mick Maputo Bird as Elvis Presley

Lyrics
Mick Maputo Bird: Well a hard headed woman, a soft hearted man been the cause of trouble ever since the world began. Oh yeah, ever since the world began a hard headed woman been a thorn in the side of man.

Now Adam told to Eve, "Listen here to me, don't you let me catch you messin' round that apple tree." Oh yeah, ever since the world began a hard headed woman been a thorn in the side of man.

Now Samson told Delilah loud and clear, "Keep your cotton pickin' fingers out my curly hair." Oh yeah, ever since the world began a hard headed woman been a thorn in the side of man.

I heard about a king who was doin' swell till he started playing with that evil Jezebel. Oh yeah, ever since the world began a hard headed woman been a thorn in the side of man.

I got a woman, a head like a rock. If she ever went away I'd cry around the clock. Oh yeah, ever since the world began a hard headed woman been a thorn in the side of man.