Quotes from Wacky Races/TUGS

A list of quotes from Wacky Races/TUGS.

The Announcer's Big Announcement
Announcer (Narrating): "I remember the day we got our first big break, it started like most; at dawn."

Announcer: "Good morning, Wacky Racers. Today I charted a new man to help out with the extra work. He's from Arkansas. Sawtooth, he'll be working with you. Show him the ropes."

Sawtooth: "Right, Announcer. What's his name?"

Announcer: "Private Meekly."

Red Max: "Private Meekly? Only good for Army work, is he?"

Sawtooth: "Not bright in your upper bit, Red Max.

Red Max: "I resent that!"

Announcer: "Settle down. Give Meekly a chance. Now for the really good news; after a lot of hard bargaining, it looks like I've managed to land the contract for one of the most important trains around; Emily! When she arrives this afternoon, the Wacky Racers will bring her in for a visit, but first, we've got to prove ourselves. Professor Pat Pending, you're in charge."

Professor Pat Pending: "Aye aye, sir!"

Announcer: "Rufus."

Rufus Ruffcut: "Sir."

Announcer: "You're leading."

Rufus: "Right."

Announcer: "Red Max, Blubber, you're on the side push."

Red Max: "Not you, Sawtooth, this is no work for beavers."

Sawtooth: "Oh, all right."

Blubber Bear: "Yeah, that's right, big racers only, Sawtooth."

Sawtooth: "Make sure you don't bump into her, Blubber."

Announcer: "On your way, Sawtooth. Show Meekly how to get the work done, and fast."

Sawtooth: "Yeah, right, okay, then."

Announcer: "Now, the rest of you, I want you all finished early so you can make yourselves spic and span for Emily this afternoon."

Red Max: "Oh, no..."

The Vulture Squadron General's Big Announcement
Announcer (Narrating): "Our biggest rival in those days was the Vulture Squadron General. With his V-Stacks, he was always looking for ways to get further ahead.

Vulture Squadron General: "Now listen to me, and listen good! The Wacky Racers are about to get Emily's contract, and I'm not happy."

Dick Dastardly: "We're not smiling, General!"

Vulture Squadron General: "I'm glad you don't find it funny, Dick Dastardly. Now I want that contract, and you're going to get it for me!"

Zilly: "But how? I thought that..."

Vulture Squadron General: "I don't expect you to think! You're a team, the best, the better looking, more powerful, and dare I say, more devious."

Mad Scientist: "I like that bit about better looking!"

Zilly: "Yes, but what's devious?"

Vulture Squadron General: "What's devious is what's necessary to make an honest living in these days of corruption and bad business ethics! Now get the lead out and get Emily's contract, there's no time to lose!"

Dick Dastardly: "No problem, that bunch of claptrap soapbox cars are gonna find they missed Emily or my name's not Dick Dastardly!"

Zilly: "But it is Dick Dastardly, isn't it?"

Dick Dastardly and Mad Scientist meet Rug Bug Benny
Dick Dastardly: "Well, look what the mob dragged in, Rug Bug Benny. Ha!"

Rug Bug Benny: "Hey, you guys, I need a tow."

Mad Scientist: "We don't accept bananas as payment."

Rug Bug Benny: "Eh, big shots. You towing Emily or something?"

Dick Dastardly: "What do you know about it, you South American waste of space?"

Rug Bug Benny: "What I know, I sit around waiting for nobody to tow me. Emily, She come in this morning, suddenly, everybody busy."

Mad Scientist: "But Emily isn't due till this afternoon!"

Dick Dastardly: "Shut up, derby brain! Come on!"

Rug Bug Benny: "Hey, hey, what a day. I gotta get a tow and unload these bananas."

Vulture Squadron General: "You sure about this?"

Dick Dastardly: "Seen it with my own eyes."

Mad Scientist: "Yeah, we both seen it."

Vulture Squadron General: "Couldn't have better. Now I want that contract, and you are going to get it for me."

Dick Dastardly: "Yes, sir!"

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