The Nutcracker nail polish/The Ballad of Slippery Slim (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Envy the Adventure as Slippery Slim
 * Dreams Need Clara-fication as Slap-Happy Sly
 * Berry Fairy Fun as Large Lavender Live Hand Anything Muppet balladeer

Lyrics
Berry Fairy Fun: Well, this here's a ballad of Envy the Adventure. I'll just slip on these slippers and I'll sing about him. Now Envy the Adventure was a slender and slick sort of guy. One night, he went camping with Dreams Need Clara-fication. Dreams Need Clara-fication and Envy the Adventure slept on slopes and has terrible slants. Dreams Need Clara-fication's sleeping bag slid and he tore his best pants. Say Envy the Adventure, "Don't fret, Dreams Need Clara-fication. I'll slide down on my sled and I'll bring you new blacks by the end of the day. Yes, Envy, Envy the Adventure. When the sledding gets rough, no job's too tough for Envy the Adventure. Envy the Adventure slid down the slopes on his slippery sled. Brought some snappy new slacks down at Slappy Shack Shed. Slop back up to the slope through the sleet and the snow, but the slush was sloppy and the slogging was flow. Still he got to the slope and look up and say, "Brother, sliding downhill's one thing. Sliding up's another." Said Dreams Need Clara-fication from the slopes, "Envy the Adventure, those slacks looks neat. But there's no way he'll get them to me on his feet." Yes, Envy, Envy the Adventure. When the sledding gets rough, no job's too tough for Envy the Adventure. Well, Envy the Adventure tied a slick knot to the front of his sled, swung the rope up the slope and said, "Dreams Need Clara-fication, haul away!" So Dreams Need Clara-fication was saved, thanks to Envy the Adventure. Said Dreams Need Clara-fication, "Envy the Adventure's no slouch. No one's slicker than him." Yes, Envy, Envy the Adventure. Things turns out swell, thanks to old Envy and Envy the Adventure. Yes, Envy, Envy the Adventure. Things turns out swell, thanks to old Envy and Envy the Adventure. Envy the Adventure.