Lance the Alien

Lance the Alien is a Silly Song/Ukulele Karaoke fromGobo: Tuba Warrior

Cast

 * Jimmy Neutron as Bob the Tomato
 * Luigi and Guido (Cars) as Jean-Claude and Phillipe Pea
 * Squeeze Toy Aliens (Toy Story) as The Peas as Wiggly Turtles Tubbies

Lyrics
Narrator: And now it's time for Ukulele Karaoke with Jimmy. The part of the show when Jimmy comes out and sings an Ukulele Karaoke. (Jimmy is sitting in chair reading a magazine)

Jimmy: Uh, what's going on? (Luigi comes in)

Luigi: You're doing the Ukulele Karaoke, no?

Jimmy: No, I'm on a break. This is the Chipmunks'--

Luigi: They are busy with the rest of the show.

Jimmy: B-But I don't even know the song. (Luigi gives Jimmy lyrics)

Luigi: You're lyrics, monsieur. (to Phillipe) Bring in the props!

Jimmy: But-

Guido: Wakiki! (palm tree prop, volcano prop, and lamp falls in) (Guido comes in with fan) Your island breeze, monsieur!

Jimmy: Hold on a sec! I'm totally unprepared to do a solo! (WAT come in)

Luigi: Your back-up singers.

Jimmy: What? Isn't that the-

Luigi: Oui, they are the Wiggly Alien Toobies!

Jimmy: The Wiggly Alien Toobies? They look taller on TV.

WAT: So do you, tomato!

Jimmy: But really, this is Sheen's gig! I can't just--

Luigi: The show must go on, monsieur! (music begins) Quick, that is your cue! Just follow along, you will be fine.

Jimmy: But--

WAT: (singing) Lance the Alien! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Alien, dance-dance-dance! Lance the Alien! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Alien, dance-dance-dance!

Jimmy: (singing) Well, I keep a little alien at my Uncle and my Aunt's. My auntie's name is Myrtle, and my island alien's name is Lance. He doesn't wander far, even if he has a chance. He just plays his ukulele and he does the hula dance! What?

WAT: Lance the Alien! Aloha, Lance! (hula dancer dances in) Lance the Alien, dance-dance-dance! Lance the Alien! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Alien, dance-dance-dance!

Jimmy: He threw a luau barbeque one breezy summer night. (Guido turns on fan) Invited all his alien pals to come and have a wiki bite. The aliens started walking there as Lance began to swing. The one who lived across the street arrived there in the Spring! Oh, I get it! Aliens are slow, so it took him a long time. That's pretty good!

WAT: Lance the Alien! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Alien, dance-dance-dance!

Jimmy: But Lance just kept on cooking, he was grilling full of glee! (sits on chair) He was marinating ribs cause he liked- (lyrics shred through fan) Uh... (reading pieces of lyrics) "Syrup with his feta cheese?" I-I'm sorry, I- (Luigi and Guido tape up lyrics and give them to Jimmy) Lance's purple alien shell has ketchup if you please. Pineapples are shiny! Spotted tiki bumblebees?! Oh, man!

WAT: Lance the Alien! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Alien, dance-dance-dance!

Jimmy: Wait a minute, guys. I don't think this is right. It doesn't make any sense!

Guido: It works for us! Ha-ha!

Jimmy: But-

Luigi: The song! The song!

Jimmy: Uh... There are luscious chocolate fingers, spinning slowly in the school. Mele Kalikimaka. Fluffy bunnies driving in the pool! Uh, Sheen?! A thousand igloos wax the beach, spray luggage in the tree! Raining puppies, flying clowns. Flossing punahele- (hula dancer falls on Jimmy ) Ow! Oh, forget it. (Jimmy leaves)

Guido: Oh-ho! Alpaca sneezes coconuts! Tahini yo-yo leg! Wahine whisky jelly sauce, don't make the fuzzy parrot beg!

Luigi: Paper, plastic porcupines! The horsey makes his bed! The humu-humu-nuku-nuku-apua'ua wasn't fed!

WAT: Lance the Alien! Aloha, Lance! (continuing under dialogue) Lance the Alien, dance-dance-dance! Lance the Alien! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Alien,

Narrator:''' This has been Ukulele Karaoke with Jimmy. Tune in next time when Jimmy says:'''

Jimmy: I'll be in my dressing room.

WAT: Dance-dance-dance!