Daisy - Ringo Starr (US)

Daisy - Ringo Starr (US) is a fan-fiction thing to make. It was created by Pikachufreak.

Opening Credits

 * THOMAS & FRIENDS
 * Based on The Railway Series by The REV.W.AWDRY
 * Adaptation by BRITT ALLCROFT
 * DAISY
 * Told by RINGO STARR
 * Directed by DAVID MITTON

Transcript

 * Ringo Starr: Percy and Toby were worried. Thomas' recent accident had caused a  great deal  of trouble, and Sir Topham Hatt was waiting with them with important news.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Here...
 * Ringo Starr: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: ...is Daisy the Diesel Rail-car, who has come to help while Thomas is...indisposed.
 * Percy: Please, sir?
 * Ringo Starr: Asked Percy.
 * Percy: Will she go, sir, when Thomas comes back, sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That depends.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Meanwhile, however long she stays, I hope you will both make her welcome and comfortable.
 * Percy and Toby: Yes, sir, we'll try, sir.
 * Ringo Starr: Said the engines.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Good. Run along now and show her the shed. She will want a rest after her journey.
 * (Percy's whistle toots, Daisy's horn blows and Toby's bell rang)
 * Ringo Starr: Daisy was hard to pleased. She shuddered at the engine shed.
 * Daisy: This is dreadfully smelly. I'm highly sprung, and anything smelly is bad for my swerves.
 * Ringo Starr: Next, they tried the carriage shed.
 * (Percy's whistle toots, Toby's bell rang and Daisy's horn blows)
 * Daisy: This is better.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Daisy.
 * Daisy: But whatever is that rubbish?
 * Ringo Starr: The rubbish turned out to be Annie, Clarabel and Henrietta who were most offended.
 * Annie: We won't stay here to be insulted.
 * Ringo Starr: They fumed. Percy and Toby had to take them away and spend half the night soothing their hurt feelings.
 * (Toby's bell rang)
 * Ringo Starr: The engines woke next morning feeling exhausted. Daisy, on the other hand, felt bright and cheerful.
 * Daisy: Oooh! Oooh!
 * Ringo Starr: She tooted, as she came out of the yard and back to the station.
 * Daisy: Look at me.
 * Ringo Starr: She purred to the passengers.
 * Daisy: I'm the latest diesel, highly sprung and right up to date. You won't want Thomas' bumpy old Annie and Clarabel now.
 * Ringo Starr: The passengers waited for Daisy to start, but she didn't. She saw that the milk van was about to be coupled to her and was most indigment.
 * Daisy: Do they except me to pull that?
 * Daisy's Driver: Surley.
 * Ringo Starr: Said her driver.
 * Daisy's Driver: You can pull one van.
 * Daisy: I won't.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Daisy.
 * Daisy: Percy can do it. He loves messing about with freight cars.
 * Ringo Starr: She began to shudder violently.
 * Daisy's Driver: Nonsense.
 * Ringo Starr: Said her driver.
 * Daisy's Driver: Come on now, back down.
 * Ringo Starr: Daisy lurched backwards. She was so cross that she blew a fuse.
 * Daisy: Told you.
 * Ringo Starr: She said and stopped. Everyone argued with her but it was no use.
 * Daisy: It's fitter's orders.
 * Ringo Starr: She said.
 * Passengers: What is?
 * Daisy: My fitter's a very nice man. He comes every week and exames me carefully. Daisy, he says, never never pull. You're highly sprung and pulling is bad for your swerves. So that's how it is.
 * Ringo Starr: Finished Daisy.
 * Stationmaster: Stuff and nonsense.
 * Ringo Starr: Said the stationmaster.
 * Shunter: I can't understand.
 * Ringo Starr: Said the shunter.
 * Shunter: Whatever made Sir Topham Hatt send us such a feeble...
 * Daisy: Feeble? Feeble?!
 * Ringo Starr: Spluttered Daisy.
 * Daisy: Let me...
 * Passengers: Stop arguing!
 * Ringo Starr: Grumbled the passengers.
 * Passengers: We're late already.
 * Ringo Starr: So they uncoupled the van, and Daisy purred away feeling very pleased with herself. She can now enjoyed her journey.
 * Daisy: That's a good story.
 * Ringo Starr: She chuckled.
 * Daisy: I'll do just what work I choose, and no more.
 * Ringo Starr: But she said it to herself.