Open Sesame/Bert is Sick (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Big Bird's Yellow Book as Bert
 * Grover's Orange Book as Ernie

Transcript
Grover's Orange Book: Big Bird's Yellow Book! Big Bird's Yellow Book! Oh, Big Bird's Yellow Book. What are you doing in bed?

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Achoo!

Grover's Orange Book: Gesundheit, Big Bird's Yellow Book. You know, I just heard that somebody in the neighborhood has a terrible cold.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: You don't say, Grover's Orange Book. Achoo!

Grover's Orange Book: Mm hmm. Well, I don't know who it is, but I wanna find out quick, because I wanna stay away from him, whoever it is 'cause I don't wanna catch his cold, Big Bird's Yellow Book. See, I got this book here. It's my handy "How to Tell If Somebody's Sick" book.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: That's wonderful, Grover's Orange Book.

Grover's Orange Book: Mm hmm. And I'm gonna find out who it is that's sick. Let's see...

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Listen, Grover's Orange Book. I can tell you who is sick...

Grover's Orange Book: Uh, move your feet, Big Bird's Yellow Book, so I can sit on the end of the bed here, okay?

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Oh, Grover's Orange Book.

Grover's Orange Book: Uh, huh. Now let's see. Oh, here it is. It says here, "People who are sick usually get into bed, even if it's in the middle of the day."

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Hey, straighten out my blanket before me, will you, Grover's Orange Book?

Grover's Orange Book: Mm hmm. Sure. Here you go.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Okay, thank you and will could you give me a thermometer, Grover's Orange Book? I wanna put it in my mouth.

Grover's Orange Book: Yeah, okay. Here you go, Big Bird's Yellow Book. Okay, now I'm gonna go look out in the window here and see who might be in bed, even though it's in the middle of the day. Hmmm...gee, everybody we know seems to be outside today. I don't see anybody who's missing who might be at home and in bed. I better check the book again. (humming)

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Grover's Orange Book.

Grover's Orange Book: Oh, here it is. The book also says "People who are sick often take their temperature."

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Grover's Orange Book, the thermometer.

Grover's Orange Book: Uh, gee whiz, Big Bird's Yellow Book. I'm trying to figure out who's sick and you keep interrupting me.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: The thermometer.

Grover's Orange Book: You want me to take the thermometer of your mouth? There.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Yeah. Okay, now, Grover's Orange Book, what does it say? Give me the bad news.

Grover's Orange Book: Uh, it says about a hundred.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Aw! It sounds so...

Grover's Orange Book: Now will you quit bothering me so I can found out who might be sick around here? Let's see, it says here, "People who have colds..."

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Grover's Orange Book, the orange juice. The juice, please.

Grover's Orange Book: Ssshhhh! Quiet, Big Bird's Yellow Book. "People who have colds usually drink lots and lots of juice."

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Grover's Orange Book, will you give me some of that juice? A-choo. You know, the juice.

Grover's Orange Book: Big Bird's Yellow Book, Big Bird's Yellow Book, what's the matter with you, Big Bird's Yellow Book? You've been acting strange all day, Big Bird's Yellow Book.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I've...I've been...I've been act...? I'm sick!

Grover's Orange Book: What's the matter, Big Bird's Yellow Book?

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I'm sick, Grover's Orange Book! Look at me! I'm in bed, I have a fever, I'm drinking juice, (sneezes) I'm sneezing (coughs) and I'm coughing! I'm sick, Grover's Orange Book! Can't you tell that?

Grover's Orange Book: Oh, yeah? You're sick!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I'm sick.

Grover's Orange Book: Big Bird's Yellow Book, you're sick! Then you caught it. Why, you must know who it is who's sick. Who it is, Big Bird's Yellow Book? Tell me who it is, Big Bird's Yellow Book.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Oh, no.