Peppa's Extremely Bad Day

Crossover fanfiction starring the characters of Peppa Pig, Ouran High School Host Club, Postman Pat, Ranma 1/2, Gravity Falls, and Fireman Sam.

Script

 * (At school, Madame Gazelle is teaching her pupils about light)
 * Madame Gazelle: Now, can anyone tell me who invented the light bulb?
 * (Candy Cat puts up her paw)
 * Candy: Thomas Alva Edison.
 * Madame Gazelle: That's right, Candy! Clever girl!
 * (Peppa is drawing a rude sketch of Madame Gazelle showing her bottom)
 * Madame Gazelle: What's that you're drawing, Peppa?
 * (Madame Gazelle takes the paper)
 * Peppa: No!!!
 * (Madame Gazelle gasps in horror at the drawing)
 * Madame Gazelle: Madame Gazelle has a very big bum?! Peppa Pig, I am shocked and appalled!!! How dare you insult your own teacher like that?!?
 * Peppa: I guess that means...
 * Madame Gazelle: STAND IN THE CORNER!!!
 * (Peppa walks to the naughty corner in disgrace)
 * Madame Gazelle: Now, where was I? Oh, yes! The lightbulb...
 * (Peppa is making rude noises in the corner and still being naughty)
 * Madame Gazelle: Peppa! Quiet down! Or else!
 * Peppa: Or else what?
 * Madame Gazelle: Or else I will phone your parents and tell them how disruptive you are!
 * Peppa: Madame Gazelle has a very big bum!
 * Madame Gazelle: Don't make me pick up that phone, Peppa!
 * Peppa: Let's pin the tail on Madame Gazelle's bum!
 * (Madame Gazelle picks up the phone)
 * Madame Gazelle: Hello, Mummy and Daddy Pig!
 * (Later that night, Peppa is in her room and sulking)
 * Peppa: Not fair! Grounded for a day and vanned from watching TV for a week!
 * (Downstairs, Mummy and Daddy Pig are going out for a meal. Renge Houshakuji has agreed to babysit Peppa and George)
 * Mummy Pig: Don't worry, they'll be no trouble at all! Even though Peppa got into trouble at school today.
 * Renge: Enjoy your meal!
 * Daddy Pig: We'll be back at nine o'clock!
 * (Mummy and Daddy Pig leave as Renge goes upstairs and comes into Peppa's room)
 * Peppa: You must be the new babysitter! I'm Peppa Pig and this is my little brother George!
 * Renge: I see. Well, things are going to be different here!
 * Peppa: What do you mean, different?
 * Renge: First of all, lights out at 7 o'clock!
 * Peppa: But I normally go to bed at 8!
 * Renge: Tough! And also, you have to do what I say!
 * Peppa: What happens if I don't?
 * Renge: You get a smack!
 * Peppa: NO!!! NOT A SMACK!!! I HATE SMACKINGS!!!
 * Renge: In fact, I'll give you one right now!
 * Peppa: You'll have to catch me first!
 * (Peppa runs out of the room and hides in the cupboard)
 * Renge: Where are you?!
 * (Peppa burps, giving away her hiding place)
 * Peppa: Oops.
 * Renge: Aha!
 * (Renge pulls Peppa out of the cupboard. Shortly she is in Peppa's room smacking her bottom)
 * Peppa: OW! STOP!!! MY BOTTOM HURTS!!!
 * Renge: Well, you should have thought of that before you tried to escape!
 * (Later, Peppa lays in bed moaning and groaning)