Sesame Street Crayons/The Wrong Patient (from Ernie's Hits)

Cast

 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie
 * Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue as Fat Blue Anything Muppet doctor

Transcript
Zoe Zingy Orange: Come in. Oh, hi there, doctor. Gee, thank you very much for coming over.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Oh, sure thing, Zoe Zingy Orange. Uh, open your mouth.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yeah, but you see, doctor, I just...

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Uh, Zoe Zingy Orange, open your mouth.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Hmm, uh, ah. Uh huh?

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Yeah. Uh, listen, Zoe Zingy Orange. Would you mind stepping over here into the light? Yeah, just right down here. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's good right there. Fine. Let's see. Okay, uh, close your mouth, Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yes, but you see, doctor...

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: How about your fingers?

Zoe Zingy Orange: What about my fingers?

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Yeah, can you wiggle your fingers, Zoe Zingy Orange?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, of course I can wiggle my fingers.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Yeah, how about the wrist now?

Zoe Zingy Orange: My, my...oh, yeah, I can wiggle my wrist, too. Sure.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Good, good. Okay, the arm? The arm.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yeah, but, well. Yeah, yeah, sure, my arm's fine, doc. But you see, that's not the...

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Okay. It's doing okay, huh? How about the shoulder? Been, uh, throwing the old ball around too much, huh? Huh?

Zoe Zingy Orange: No, no, no. My shoulder's fine, doc. But you see, that, that's not the reason why I...

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Okay, all right now. Let's uh, let's see, uh, twist your neck, Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: My neck? Like that? Just twisting it like that?

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Fine, fine. Okay, now let's see the eyes.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh, my eyes are...my eyes are fine, doc. Actually, there's nothing wrong with my eyes. You see, the reason that I...

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Left eye okay. Right eye seems all right. Okay. Shhh... I'm going to listen to your heart now, Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: But, but, doctor, I...

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Shhh... Shhh....

Zoe Zingy Orange: (sighs)

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Uh, huh. Good. Good. Okay.

Zoe Zingy Orange: But, you see, doctor, the reason that I really call you...

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: It seems fine. Now, let's, uh, see about your ears, Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: My ears are okay. Sure, my ears are okay.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Okay, good. And the nose?

Zoe Zingy Orange: My, my nose. My nose. My nose is fine, too.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Zoe Zingy Orange, if you're in fine shape, why did you call me?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Hmmm?

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: I said if you're in fine shape, why did you call me?

Zoe Zingy Orange: I called you because my friend, Big Bird Feather Yellow, has a tummy ache! Right this way.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Okay, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Open your mouth.