The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss/Pinball Wizard (by The Who)

Cast

 * Matthew Katroom, The Birthday Bird, Yertle the Turtle and Horton the Elephant as The Who

Lyrics
Matthew Katroom: Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball. From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all. But I ain't seen nothing like him In any amusement hall...

That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball!

He stands like a statue, Becomes part of the machine. Feeling all the bumpers Always playing clean. He plays by intuition, The digit counters fall.

The Birthday Bird: That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball!

He's a pinball wizard There has to be a twist. A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it? I don't know! What makes him so good?'

Yertle the Turtle: Ain't got no distractions Can't hear no buzzers and bells, Don't see no lights a-flashin' Plays by sense of smell. Always gets a replay, Never seen him fall.

That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball.

I thought I was The Bally table king But I just handed my pinball crown to him.

Horton the Elephant: Even on my favorite table He can beat my best. His disciples lead him in And he just does the rest. He's got crazy flipper fingers Never seen him fall...

That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball.