An Animal's Life (AnimatedFan195 Version) trailer/Transcript

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)

Narrator: AnimatedFan195 Productions presents,

Jaq: No, Gus! Don't look at the light!

Gus: I can't help it. It's so beautiful.

(Gus gets a shock and falls to the ground)

"Out here in the fields. I fight for my meals. I get my back into my living."

(The animal villains dig holes and come to the ground because the animals were afraid)

Lord Shen: Now let me tell you how things are supposed to work: "The animals pick the food, the animal villains eat the food. It's an animal-eat-animal world out there. Someone could get hurt."

Bing Bong: He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?

Lord Shen: Let's ride!

(The animal villains fly out of the holes, with Bing Bong bumping his head while trying to fly back)

Jewel: It's the same year after year. "They come, they eat, they leave." That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. Ah ha ha ha ha!

Mordecai: I've got an idea! We can fight bigger animals to come here and fight!

Jewel: Now why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!

Narrator: What they needed was some help.

(All of the animals run inside the can and the can hits the deck)

Mordecai: You're perfect!

Narrator: What they've got

Maurice: Popcorn. Get your popcorn here.

Narrator: was a bunch of clowns.

All: Hey!

King Julien: We're losing the audience! Get up there now!

Danny: They'll only laugh at me.

King Julien: That's because you're a clown!

Danny: You parasite.

Mordecai: Circus animals?!

Timon & Pumbaa: Hey!

Mordecai: I thought you were warriors!

(Nick Wilde disguises as a vixen)

Thumper: Hey, cutie. Wanna pollinate with a real animal?

Nick Wilde: So, being a vixen automatically makes me a girl!

Thumper & Flower: Yikes! She's a guy!

(Baby Alex and Olivia Flaversham are crying)

Margaret: Mordecai!

(Mordecai laughs nervously and blushes)

Narrator: AnimatedFan195 Productions presents,

(Momma Dino appears)

(Nick Wilde screams)

Mordecai: I'm desperate!

Danny: I couldn't tell.

(The animal villains appear in the fog)

CJ: This is not supposed to happen!

Lord Shen: Squish him.

(Mordecai screams, Momma Dino roars and Horton screams)

Bolt: Run for your life!

Narrator: An epic,

Horton: I think I'm going to wet myself.

Margaret: Okay.

(Rain begins to pour and the storm's about to get worse)

Narrator: of miniature proportions.

Mordecai: RAIN!

Mordecai: We don't serve animal villains! For the herd, emperor and empress animals everywhere!

(The animals cheered)

Thumper: Hello there, female fox!

Nick Wilde: Go away, rabbit! Don't bother me!

Title: An Animal's Life.

Narrator: An Animal's Life. Coming to your computer Thanksgiving 2017.