Random Grouches/You're Alive (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Sir Complain-a-lot as Little Chrissy
 * Grouchelot Knights as The Alphabeats

Lyrics
Sir Complain-a-Lot: You know, we received quite a few letters lately because a lot of you out there just don't seem to know what's alive and what's not. Well, for one thing, you're alive and we've got a little song about it, so come on and hit it, boys.

Grouchelot Knights : Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out. Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out.

Sir Complain-a-Lot: Oh, you're alive. Yes, you're alive. You're ali-i-i-i-ive and that's no jive (that's no jive).

You breathe and eat and grow. And that is how you know. Ah, ah, ah...

You're alive. Yes, you're alive (alive). You're ali-i-i-i-ive. You're alive.

Grouchelot Knights : Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out. Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out.

Sir Complain-a-Lot: Well a rock's not alive (no, no, no, no) And a clock's not alive (no, no, no, no) A telephone's not alive (no, no, no, no) An ice cream cone's not alive (no, no, no, no)

They don't breathe or eat or grow (ooh) And that is how you know-oh-oh (no, no, no) They're not alive. They're not alive (alive). They're not ali-i-i-i-ive (not alive).

Grouchelot Knights : Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out. Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out.

Sir Complain-a-Lot: But then again, A frog is alive (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) A dog is alive (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) A pony is alive (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) And a bunny is alive (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

They breathe and eat and grow. And that is how you know...

They're alive, yes, they're alive (alive). They're ali-i-i-i-ive. They're alive.

Grouchelot Knights : Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out. Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out.

Sir Complain-a-Lot: One more time.... You're alive and we're alive. We're ali-i-i-i-ive and that's no jive (that's no jive).

Oh, you better believe it, baby. Can't you hear us breathing, baby. We're ali-i-i-i-ive We're alive....