Paint Pots and Princesses/RS Mr. Conductor Meets the Princess

Paint Pots and Princesses, retitled RS Mr. Conductor Meets the Princess for American audience, is the twenty-third episode of the fourth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the one hundred and first episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Paint Pots and Queens/Thomas Meets the Queen.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Edd (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) as Edward
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
 * Grandpa Dave (from Arthur) as Toby
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Drew Pickles (from Rugrats) as The Painter
 * Princess Celestia) as Queen Elizabeth II (does not speak)
 * Spike (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Duck (cameo)
 * Mario (from Mario) as Donald (cameo)
 * Lanolin (from Garfield/US Acres) as Henrietta (cameo)
 * Eustace (from Courage the Cowardly Dog) as Jeremiah Jobling (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Garfield the Cat and RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor walked hand to hand back home. It had been a busy day.

First, RS Mr. Conductor had teased Garfield about the time the fat cat had slid into a ditch.

Then, RS Mr. Conductor fell down a mine. And Garfield came to his rescue."

Garfield: "Remember RS Mr. Conductor,"

Narrator: "Called Garfield grandly."

Garfield: "United we stand, together we fall. You help me, and I'll help you."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'll remember."

Narrator: "Replied RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "But I hope Mayor Adam West forgives us soon."

Narrator: "Suddenly, they noticed something. As the two TV Characters whistled into the sheds, everywhere they look, they saw paint pots and painters."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Bust my hands!"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "What's happening?"

Bart: "Shhh."

Narrator: "Whispered Bart."

Bart: "Mayor West is going to tell us now."

Mayor Adam West: "Ladies, gentlemen and TV Characters, I am honor to inform you that her majesty, Princess Celestia herself is coming here to visit us. Now, on with the preparations."

Narrator: "The TV Characters wondered who would take the royal flowers."

Edd: "I'm too old to take important flowers."

Narrator: "Said Edd sadly."

Garfield: "I'm in disgrace."

Narrator: "Sighed Garfield glumly."

Schemer: "He'll choose me, of course."

Narrator: "Boasted Schemer."

Homer: "You?"

Narrator: "Snorted Homer."

Homer: "You can't climb hills! He'll ask me to take the flowers, and I'll have some new clothes."

Narrator: "Then, the rain came.

Homer's driver and fireman covered up to keep dry. Drew Pickles was on the ladder above the path. Homer's dust blew high into the air. Drew couldn't see. Both he and the paint pot fell all over Homer.

Poor Homer."

Drew Pickles: "Well, you're not a pretty picture!"

Narrator: "Sneered Drew.

Mayor West spoke next."

Mayor Adam West: "You look like an iced cake, Homer. That won't do for the royal flowers. I must make other arrangements."

Narrator: "Garfield and RS Mr. Conductor were waiting for him."

Garfield and RS Mr. Conductor: "Please, sir."

Mayor Adam West: "One at a time."

Narrator: "Replied Mayor West."

Mayor Adam West: "Yes, Garfield?"

Garfield: "May RS Mr. Conductor have his route again?"

Mayor Adam West: "Hmmm.

I think you are both sorry and deserve a treat. Edd will go in front to clear the path, RS Mr. Conductor will look after the flowers and Garfield will take the flowers."

Narrator: "The great day came. All the TV Characters worked hard bringing people to the town.

RS Mr. Conductor sorted out their flowers in the yard.

Edd walked in."

Edd: "Peep! Princess Celestia is here!"

Narrator: "Then, Garfield whistled as he approached the station. Everyone knew that sound.

Princess Celestia's flowers glided into the station. Garfield was spotless, and his tail shown brightly.

Mayor West stood to attention."

Mayor Adam West: "Welcome ma'am."

Narrator: "Princess Celestia thanked him for a splendid run, and asked to see all the TV Characters."

Grandpa Dave and Bart: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "Whistled Grandpa Dave and Bart."

Homer and Schemer: "Shhh!"

Narrator: "Hissed Homer and Schemer. But Grandpa Dave and Bart didn't care."

Grandpa Dave and Bart: "Three cheers for Princess Celestia!"

All the TV Characters: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "Whistled the TV Characters.

When it was time to leave, Princess Celestia spoke specially to RS Mr. Conductor, who fetched her flowers, then to Edd, and finally to Garfield, who took her away.

No TV Characters ever felt prouder than those on Mayor Adam West's land."