Schemer Learns a Lesson and Other Stories

Schemer Learns a Lesson and Other Stories is a TV/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US video, James Learns a Lesson and Other Stories. It features seven first season episodes from RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends narrated by Ringo Starr.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Edd (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) as Edward
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
 * Patty (from The Simpsons) as Annie
 * Selma (from The Simpsons) as Clarabel
 * Flowers (from Alice in Wonderland) as The Coaches
 * Goombas (from Mario) as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Scooby Doo (from Scooby Doo) as Terence
 * Ten Cents (from TUGS) as Bertie
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Eustace (from Courage the Cowardly Dog) as Jeremiah Jobling
 * Principal Skinner (from The Simpsons) as The Inspector
 * Phil (from Rugrats) as Stephen Hatt (cameo)
 * Mrs. Twombly (from Littlest Pet Shop (2012)) as Mrs. Kyndley (cameo)
 * Sally Acorn (from Sonic the Hedgehog) as The Storyteller (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) Schemer Learns A Lesson
 * 2) Foolish Goombas
 * 3) A Proud Day for Schemer
 * 4) RS Mr. Conductor and the Guard
 * 5) RS Mr. Conductor Goes Fishing
 * 6) Scooby Doo the Dog
 * 7) RS Mr. Conductor and Ten Cents' Great Race

Schemer Learns A Lesson
Narrator: "Schemer was enjoying his life in TV Land, but he still had a lot to learn."

Mayor Adam West: "You're a special mixed-traffic man."

Narrator: "Said Mayor Adam West."

Mayor Adam West: "You can take flowers and goombas quite easily, but you must learn by your mistakes."

Narrator: "Schemer knew what Mayor West meant. He could well remember that dreadful accident on his first day."

Edd: "Be careful with the flowers, Schemer."

Narrator: "Said kind little Edd."

Edd: "They don't like being bumped."

Narrator: "Everyone came to admire Schemer."

Schemer: "I'm a really splendid man"

Narrator: "He thought, and suddenly danced up a sweat. A shower of sweat fell on Mayor West's nice new top hat.

Just then, the conductor blew his whistle, and Schemer thought they had better go."

Schemer: "Go on! Go on!"

Narrator: "He puffed to Edd."

Edd: "Don't push! Don't push!"

Narrator: "Replied Edd. The flowers were grumbling too."

Flowers: "Don't go so fast! Don't go so fast!"

Narrator: "But Schemer didn't listen.

When at last, they stopped at the next station, two flowers were beyond the platform. They had to go back to drop off their passengers. But no one seemed to know about Mayor West's new hat, so Schemer felt happier.

Presently, they came to the station where RS Mr. Conductor was waiting with his two sisters-in-law."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Hello, Schemer."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Feeling better? That's right.

Oh, that's my conductor's whistle. I must go. I don't know what Mayor West would do without me to run this path."

Narrator: "And he puffed off importantly.

Edd and Schemer passed the field where Schemer had had his accident. The fence was mended and the cows were back again.

They ended their journey, and rested before setting off for home. Schemer was still wondering what Mayor West would have to say about his new hat.

Next morning, he spoke severely to Schemer."

Mayor Adam West: "If you can't behave, I shall take away your favorite clothes, and have you wear stripes."

Narrator: "Schemer didn't like that at all.

He was very rough with the grumbling flowers as he brought them to the platform."

Schemer: "Don't talk! Come on!"

Narrator: "He called to them."

Schemer: "Garfield never has to fetch his own flowers,"

Narrator: "He huffed to himself."

Schemer: "And he only wears orange."

Narrator: "To make Schemer even more cross, this time no one came near him."

Schemer: "I'll show them!"

Narrator: "He thought.

Schemer: "They think Garfield is the only TV Character who can take flowers.

Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Narrator: "Puffed Schemer."

Flowers: "You're going too fast! You're going too fast!"

Narrator: "Replied the flowers. Schemer laughed and tried to go faster, but the flowers wouldn't let him."

Flowers: "We're going to stop."

Narrator: "They said."

Flowers: "We're going to stop!"

Schemer: "What's the matter?"

Narrator: "Schemer asked his driver."

Schemer's Driver: "The flowers are hard on. Leak in the pot most likely. You've banged the flowers enough to make a leak in anything."

Conductor: "How should we mend it?"

Narrator: "Said the conductor."

Schemer's Driver: "We'll do it with newspaper and a leather bootlace."

Narrator: "Replied the driver."

Conductor: "Well, where is the bootlace coming from?"

Narrator: "Asked the conductor."

Schemer's Driver: "Ask the passengers."

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Conductor: "You have leather bootlace there, I see, sir."

Narrator: "Said the conductor to Eustace Bagge, a smarty dressed man."

Conductor: "Please give it to me."

Eustace Bagge: "I won't!"

Narrator: "Said Eustace."

Conductor: "Then,"

Narrator: "Said the conductor,"

Conductor: "I'm afraid we'll all have to stay where we are."

Narrator: "The passengers all said what a bad land it was. Then they told Eustace how bad he was instead. Everyone was very cross.

At last, he handed his laces over.

The driver tied a pad of newspaper tightly around the hole in the pot, and Schemer was able to take the flowers.

But he was a sadder and wiser Schemer, and took care never to bump flowers again."

Foolish Goombas
Narrator: "Schemer had not been out to work with flowers or goombas in the yard for several days. He was feeling miserable."

Schemer: "Oh dear!"

Narrator: "He thought."

Schemer: "I wonder how long I shall have to stay in the house. Will anyone see my splendid clothes again? Why did I go so fast that I made a hole in one of my flowers that had to be mended with, of all things, a passenger's bootlace?"

Narrator: "At last, Mayor Adam West arrived."

Mayor Adam West: "I know you are sorry, Schemer."

Narrator: "He said."

Mayor Adam West: "And I know too that you want to be a useful man. People are laughing at my land and I don't like that at all."

Schemer: "I will try hard to do my best."

Narrator: "Said Schemer."

Mayor Adam West: "That's a good man. There's nothing like determination. I want you to take some goombas for me."

Narrator: "Schemer was delighted and puffed away."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Here are your goombas, Schemer."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Have you got some bootlaces ready?"

Narrator: "And he ran off laughing."

Goombas: "Oh, oh, oh!"

Narrator: "Said the goombas."

Goombas: "We want a proper TV Character. Not a big monster."

Narrator: "Schemer took no notice and started as soon as the conductor was ready."

Schemer: "Come along, come along."

Narrator: "He puffed."

Goombas: "We won't, we won't!"

Narrator: "Screamed the goombas. But Schemer didn't care and pull the screeching goombas sternly out of the station.

The goombas tried hard to make him give up, but he still kept on. Sometimes, they'd come to a standstill. And sometimes their feet would run hot. And each time, the trouble had to be put right. And each time, Schemer would start again determined not to let them beat him."

Goombas: "Give up, give up! You can't pull us! You can't, you can't!"

Narrator: "Called the goombas."

Schemer: "I can and I will! I can and I will!"

Narrator: "Puffed Schemer. Slowly but surely, he pulled them along the path.

At last they saw Garfield's Hill."

Schemer's Driver: "Look out for trouble, Schemer."

Narrator: "Warned his driver."

Schemer's Driver: "We'll go fast and get them up before they know it. Don't let them stop you."

Narrator: "So Schemer went faster and soon they were half way up."

Schemer: "I'm doing it, I'm doing it!"

Narrator: "He panted."

Schemer: "Will the top never come?"

Narrator: "Then, with a sudden jerk, it all came easier."

Schemer: "I've done it, I've done it!"

Narrator: "He puffed."

Schemer: "Hooray! It's easy now."

Narrator: "But he driver shut off steam."

Schemer's Driver: "They've done it again. We've left our tail behind. Look."

Narrator: "The last goombas were running backwards down the hill. A rope had snapped. But the conductor stopped the goombas and got out to warn approaching TV Characters."

Schemer: "That's why it was easy."

Narrator: "Said Schemer, as he back the other goombas carefully down."

Schemer: "What silly things goombas are! There might had been an accident."

Edd: "Shall I help you, Schemer?"

Narrator: "Called Edd."

Schemer: "No, thank you."

Narrator: "Answered Schemer."

Schemer: "I'll pull them myself."

Edd: "Good. Don't let them beat you. You're doing well."

Narrator: "Whistled Edd, as Schemer slowly struggled up the hill."

Schemer: "I can do it, I can do it!"

Narrator: "He puffed. He pulled and puffed as hard as he could."

Schemer: "I've done it, I've done it!"

Narrator: "He panted.

They reach the station safely, and Schemer was resting when Edd pulled up."

Edd: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "He whistled. Then, Schemer saw Mayor West."

Schemer: "Oh dear! What will he say?"

Narrator: "He asked himself.

But Mayor West was smiling."

Mayor Adam West: "I was with Edd and I saw everything."

Narrator: "He said."

Mayor Adam West: "You made the most troublesome goombas on the path behave. After that, you deserve to keep your favorite clothes."

A Proud Day for Schemer
Narrator: "One night, Homer and Garfield were alone with Schemer. Although Mayor Adam West was beginning to think well of him, whenever a chance came, the other TV Characters would talk of nothing but bootlaces."

Homer and Garfield: "Remember when they had to use a bootlace to get you out of trouble, Schemer?"

Narrator: "They would tease. Schemer tried to get back by talking about Homer who got shut up in a tunnel and Garfield who got stuck on a hill, but they wouldn't listen."

Garfield: "You talk too much little Schemer."

Narrator: "Said Garfield."

Garfield: "A fine strong cat like me has something to talk about. I'm the only TV Character who can take the express flowers. When I'm not there, they need two TV Characters. Think of that? I've taken express flowers for years and have never once lost my way. I seem to know the right path by instinct."

Narrator: "Every wise TV Character knows of course that the signalman makes the TV Characters run on the right path, but Garfield was so proud, he had forgotten."

Garfield: "Wake up, Schemer."

Narrator: "Said Garfield next morning."

Garfield: "It's nearly time for the express. What are you doing? Odd jobs? Ah well, we all have to begin somewhere, don't we? Run along and get my flowers. Don't be late."

Narrator: "Schemer went to fetch Garfield's flowers. They were all shiny with new petals. He was careful not to bump them, and they follow him smoothly into the station, singing happily,"

Flowers: "We're going away, we're going away."

Schemer: "I wish I was going with you."

Narrator: "Said Schemer."

Schemer: "I should love to take the express and go flying along the path."

Narrator: "Garfield, with much noise, got ready to back down onto the line.

Mayor West was with the flowers with other important people. And as soon so they heard the conductor's whistle, Garfield started."

Garfield: "Look at me now, look at me now."

Narrator: "He puffed, as the flowers glided after him."

Garfield: "Goodbye little Schemer. See you tomorrow."

Narrator: "Schemer watch the line disappear and then went back to work. He pushed some goombas into their proper sidings, and went to fetch the flowers for another TV Character.

Schemer had just brought the flowers to the platform when he heard a mournful noise.

There was Garfield trying to sneak into the station without being noticed."

Schemer: "Hello, Garfield. Is it tomorrow?"

Narrator: "Asked Schemer. Garfield didn't answer, he just kicked at the ground feebly."

Schemer: "Did you lose your way, Garfield?"

Narrator: "Said Schemer."

Garfield: "No, it was lost for me. I turned off the main path and onto the loop. I had to go all around and back again."

Schemer: "Perhaps it was instinct."

Narrator: "Said Schemer.

Meanwhile, all the passengers hurried to the ticket window."

Passengers: "We want our money back!"

Narrator: "They shouted. But Mayor West climbed onto a cart, and blew the conductor's whistle so loudly that they all stopped to look at him. Then he promised them a new TV Character at once."

Mayor Adam West: "Garfield can't do it. Will you take it for us, Schemer?"

Schemer: "Yes, sir. I'll try."

Narrator: "So Schemer was hooked up, and everyone got on."

Mayor Adam West: "Do your best, Schemer."

Narrator: "Said Mayor West."

Schemer: "Come along, come along."

Narrator: "Said Schemer."

Flowers: "You're pulling us well, you're pulling us well."

Narrator: "Sang the flowers.

Bridges and stations flashed by, the passengers cheered and they soon reached the station. Everyone said 'Thank you' to Schemer, and Mayor West was very impressed."

Mayor Adam West: "Well done!"

Narrator: "He said."

Mayor Adam West: "Would you like to take the express sometimes?"

Schemer: "Yes, please!"

Narrator: "Answered Schemer.

Next day, when Schemer came by, Garfield was pushing goombas."

Garfield: "I like some quiet work for a change."

Narrator: "He said."

Garfield: "I'm teaching these goombas manners. You did well with those flowers I hear. Good, we'll show them."

Narrator: "And he gave his goombas a bump.

Schemer and Garfield are now good friends. Schemer sometimes takes the express to give Garfield a rest. Garfield never talks about bootlaces, and they are both quite agreed on the subject of goombas."

RS Mr. Conductor and the Conductor
Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor is very proud of his route. He thinks it's the most important part of TV Land. His two sisters-in-law, Patty and Selma agree with him.

Patty can only take passengers, but Selma can take passengers, baggage and the conductor. They are both old need new clothes, but RS Mr. Conductor loves them very much.

As they run backwards and forwards along the path, they sing songs to each other. When RS Mr. Conductor starts from a station, he sings,"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Oh, come along, we're rather late, oh, come along, we're rather late."

Narrator: "And the sisters-in-law sing,"

Patty and Selma: "We're coming along, we're coming along."

Narrator: "They don't mind what RS Mr. Conductor sings to them because they know he is trying to please Mayor Adam West. And they know too that if RS Mr. Conductor is cross, he's not cross with them.

One day, they had to wait for Homer's passengers, which made RS Mr. Conductor very cross."

RS Mr. Conductor: "How can I run my route properly if Homer's always late? He doesn't realize that Mayor West depends on me."

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor whistled impatiently. He wanted to leave, but he had to wait for Homer's passengers.

At last, Homer came."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Where have been lazybones?"

Narrator: "Asked RS Mr. Conductor."

Homer: "Oh dear, my body is out of order. No one understands my case. You don't know what I suffer."

Narrator: "Moaned Homer."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "You're too slow! You need exercise!"

Narrator: "The conductor blew his whistle, and RS Mr. Conductor started so quickly that he left him behind. The conductor waved his red flag to stop RS Mr. Conductor, but he was well on his way hurrying out of the station."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Come along, come along."

Narrator: "Puffed RS Mr. Conductor. But Selma didn't want to come."

Selma: "I've lost my nice conductor, I've lost my nice conductor."

Narrator: "She sobbed.

Patty tried to tell RS Mr. Conductor what had happened."

Patty: "We haven't a conductor, we haven't a conductor!"

Narrator: "But he was hurrying and wouldn't listen. Patty and Selma tried to stop, but they couldn't without the conductor."

Patty and Selma: "Where is our conductor? Where is our conductor?"

Narrator: "They cried. But RS Mr. Conductor didn't stop till they came to a signal."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Bother that signal!"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "What's the matter?"

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "I don't know."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "The conductor will tell us in a minute."

Narrator: "They waited and waited, but the conductor didn't come."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Peep, peep, peep! Where is the conductor?"

Narrator: "Whistled RS Mr. Conductor."

Patty and Selma: "We've left him behind."

Narrator: "Sobbed Patty and Selma together.

Everyone looked, and there he was running as fast as he could along the path with his flags in one hand and his whistle in the other. He was very hot. So he had a drink, and told them all about it."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm very sorry."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

Conductor: "We all make mistakes."

Narrator: "Replied the conductor."

Conductor: "Look, the signal is down. We can go. Let's make up for lost time."

Narrator: "Patty and Selma were so pleased to have their conductor again that they sang,"

Patty and Selma: "As fast as you like, as fast as you like."

Narrator: "To RS Mr. Conductor all the way.

They reached the end of the route quicker than ever before."

RS Mr. Conductor Goes Fishing
Narrator: "When RS Mr. Conductor walked along his path, he always looked forward to something special...the sight of the river. As he rumbled over he bridge, he would see people fishing. RS Mr. Conductor often wanted to stay and watch. But his driver said,"

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "No. What would Mayor Adam West say if we were late?"

Narrator: "Every time he met another TV Character, he would say,"

RS Mr. Conductor: "I want to fish."

Narrator: "But they all had the same answer."

Schemer: "Conductors don't go fishing."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Silly stick-in-the-muds."

Narrator: "Thought RS Mr. Conductor.

One day he stopped as usual to get a drink of water at the station by the river."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Out of order! Bother!"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm thirsty."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "Never mind."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "We'll get some water from the river."

Narrator: "They found a bucket and some rope, and went to the bridge.

Then the driver let the bucket down to the water. The bucket was old and had five holes. So they had to fill it, pull it up and give it to RS Mr. Conductor as quickly as they could several times over.

They finished at last."

RS Mr. Conductor: "That's good. That's good."

Narrator: "Puffed RS Mr. Conductor. And Patty and Selma ran happily behind.

Suddenly RS Mr. Conductor began to feel a pain in his body. Gold dust began to come from him in an alarming way."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "There's too much gold dust."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Oh dear!"

Narrator: "Groaned RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm going to burst! I'm going to burst!"

Narrator: "They fanned away the gold dust and struggled on."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I've got such a pain. I've got such a pain."

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor hissed.

They stopped just outside the last station, unhooked Patty and Selma, and ran RS Mr. Conductor, who was still hissing fit to burst, on a siding right out of the way.

Then, while the conductor telephoned for a conductor inspector, the driver found notices in large letter which he hung on RS Mr. Conductor in front and behind.

DANGER. KEEP AWAY.

Soon Principal Skinner and Mayor West arrived."

Mayor Adam West and Principal Skinner: "Cheer up, RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "They said."

Mayor Adam West and Principal Skinner: "We'll soon put you right."

Narrator: "The driver told them what had happened."

Principal Skinner: "So his stomach is too full."

Narrator: "Said Skinner."

Principal Skinner: "I'll just look inside."

Narrator: "He peered inside. Then he turned to Mayor West."

Principal Skinner: "Excuse me, sir. Please look inside and tell me what you see."

Mayor Adam West: "Certainly, Skinner."

Narrator: "Replied Mayor West. He looked in and nearly fell down in surprise."

Mayor Adam West: "Skinner,"

Narrator: "He whispered."

Mayor Adam West: "Can you see fish?

Gracious goodness me. How did the fish get there, driver?"

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "We must have fished them from the river with our bucket."

Narrator: "Replied RS Mr. Conductor's driver."

Mayor Adam West: "Well, RS Mr. Conductor. So you and your driver have been fishing. But fish don't suit you. We must get them out."

Narrator: "They all took turns at fishing in RS Mr. Conductor while Mayor West looked on and told them how to do it. When they had caught all the fish, they had a lovely picnic supper of fish and chips."

Mayor Adam West: "Hmmm. That was good."

Narrator: "Said Mayor West."

Mayor Adam West: "But fish don't suit you, RS Mr. Conductor. So you mustn't do it again."

RS Mr. Conductor: "No sir, I won't."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor sadly."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Conductors don't go fishing. It's too uncomfortable."

Scooby Doo the Dog
Narrator: "Autumn had come to TV Land. The fields were changing from yellow stubble to brown earth, and a dog was hard at work as RS Mr. Conductor puffed along.

Later, RS Mr. Conductor saw the dog close by."

Scooby Doo: "Hello."

Narrator: "Said the dog."

Scooby Doo: "I'm Scooby Doo. I'm plowing."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm RS Mr. Conductor. My sisters-in-law and I are taking passengers. What ugly feet you've got."

Scooby Doo: "They're not ugly! They're paws."

Narrator: "Said Scooby Doo."

Scooby Doo: "I can go anywhere. I don't need the road."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I don't want to go anywhere."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I like my road, thank you."

Narrator: "Winter came with dark clouds full of snow."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "I don't like it."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor's Driver."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "A heavy fall is coming. I hope it doesn't stop us."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Puh!"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Soft stuff. Nothing to it."

Narrator: "And he puffed on, feeling cold but confident.

They finished their journey safely, but by now, the country was covered."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "You'll need your snow boots for the next journey, RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Puh! Snow is silly soft stuff. It won't stop me."

Narrator: "The snow boots were heavy and uncomfortable and made RS Mr. Conductor cross. He shook them, and he banged them, and when he got back, they were so damaged that the driver had to take them off."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "You're a very naughty conductor!"

Narrator: "He said to RS Mr. Conductor.

Next morning, RS Mr. Conductor's driver and fireman came early, and worked hard to mend the snow boots, but they couldn't make them fit.

RS Mr. Conductor was pleased."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I shan't have to wear them! I shan't have to wear them!"

Narrator: "He puffed to Patty and Selma. But they were rather worried."

Patty and Selma: "I hope it's all right. I hope it's all right."

Narrator: "They whispered to each other.

The driver was worried, too."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "It's not bad here,"

Narrator: "He said to the fireman."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "But it's sure to be deep in the valley!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Silly soft stuff."

Narrator: "Puffed RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I didn't need those stupid things yesterday, and I shan't today. Snow can't stop me!"

Narrator: "He rushed into a tunnel, thinking how clever he was, but there was trouble ahead."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Gold dust and whistles!"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm stuck!"

Narrator: "And he was.

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "Back, RS Mr. Conductor, back!"

Narrator: "Said his driver.

RS Mr. Conductor tried, but his feet spun and he couldn't move.

The conductor went back for help, while everyone else tried to dig the snow away. But as fast as they dug, more snow slid down until RS Mr. Conductor was nearly buried."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Oh my legs and hands! I shall have to stop here till' I'm frozen. What a silly conductor I am!"

Narrator: "And RS Mr. Conductor began to cry.

At last, a tug came to rescue the passengers, and then, who should come to RS Mr. Conductor's rescue but Scooby Doo! Snow never worries him.

He pulled the sisters-in-law away, then came back for RS Mr. Conductor.

RS Mr. Conductor's feet were clear, but still spun when he tried to move.

Scooby Doo tugged and slipped and slipped and tugged, and at last dragged RS Mr. Conductor clear of the snow, ready for the journey home."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Thank you, Scooby Doo. Your paws are splendid."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "I hope you'll be sensible now, RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'll try."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor, and he puffed slowly away."

RS Mr. Conductor and Ten Cents' Great Race
Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor was waiting at a junction when a tug arrived."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Hello,"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Who are you?"

Ten Cents: "I'm Ten Cents. Who are you?"

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm RS Mr. Conductor. I run this route."

Ten Cents: "So you're RS Mr. Conductor, eh? I remember now. You got stuck in the snow. I took your passengers and Scooby Doo the Dog pulled you out. I've come to help you with your passengers today."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Help me?"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I can go faster than you."

Ten Cents: "You can't."

Narrator: "Said Ten Cents."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I can!"

Narrator: "Huffed RS Mr. Conductor."

Ten Cents: "I'll race you."

Narrator: "Said Ten Cents.

Their drivers agreed to the race going ahead.

The stationmaster said,

Stationmaster: "Are you ready? Go!"

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor never could go fast at first, and Ten Cents drew in front.

Patty and Selma: "Why don't you go fast? Why don't you go fast?"

Narrator: "Called Patty and Selma."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Wait and see, wait and see."

Narrator: "Hissed RS Mr. Conductor."

Patty and Selma: "He's a long way ahead!"

Narrator: "They wailed.

But RS Mr. Conductor didn't mind. He'd remembered the level crossing.

There was Ten Cents, fuming at the gates, while they sailed gaily through."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Goodbye, Ten Cents!"

Narrator: "Called RS Mr. Conductor.

After that, the path left the river, so they couldn't see Ten Cents.

Then, they had to stop at the station to let off passengers."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Peep peep peep! Quickly, please!"

Narrator: "Called RS Mr. Conductor, and off they went again."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Come along, come along!"

Narrator: "Sang RS Mr. Conductor."

Patty and Selma: "We're coming along, we're coming along!"

Narrator: "Sang Patty and Selma."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Narrator: "Panted RS Mr. Conductor, then he looked ahead. There was Ten Cents, tooting triumphantly on his whistle."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Oh, dearie me. Oh, dearie me."

Narrator: "Groaned RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "Steady, RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "We'll beat Ten Cents yet."

Patty and Selma: "We'll beat Ten Cents yet, we'll beat Ten Cents yet."

Narrator: "Echoed Patty and Selma."

RS Mr. Conductor: "We'll do it, we'll do it."

Narrator: "Panted RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Oh, bother! There's a station."

Narrator: "Then, he heard Ten Cents."

Ten Cents: "Goodbye, RS Mr. Conductor! You must be tired. Sorry I can't stop. We tugs have to work, you know. Good-bye."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Oh, dear."

Narrator: "Thought RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "We've lost."

Narrator: "But he felt better after a drink.

The signal dropped."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Hurrah, we're off! Hurrah, we're off!"

Narrator: "Puffed RS Mr. Conductor.

As they crossed the bridge, they heard an impatient 'Toot! Toot!'.

There was Ten Cents, waiting at the traffic lights.

He started with a roar, and chased on after RS Mr. Conductor again.

Now, RS Mr. Conductor reached his full speed. Ten Cents tried hard, but RS Mr. Conductor was too fast.

Whistling triumphantly, he plunged into the tunnel, leaving Ten Cents far behind."

RS Mr. Conductor: "We've done it! We've done it!"

Narrator: "Panted RS Mr. Conductor."

Patty and Selma: "We've done it, hooray! We've done it, hooray!"

Narrator: "Chanted Patty and Selma, as they whooshed into the last station.

Everyone was there to celebrate RS Mr. Conductor's victory, but they gave Ten Cents a big welcome, too."

Ten Cents: "Well done, RS Mr. Conductor!"

Narrator: "Said Ten Cents."

Ten Cents: "That was fun. But to beat you over that hill, I should have to grow wings and be an airplane!"

Narrator: "They now keep each other very busy. They often talk about their race. But Ten Cents' passengers don't like being bounced like peas in a frying pan, and Mayor Adam West has warned RS Mr. Conductor not to race at dangerous speeds, so although, between you and me, they would like to have another race, I don't think they ever will, do you?"