Sesame Street 50 Years and Counting nail polish/First and Last (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! as First
 * A Grouchy New Year as Last
 * Me Ate Santa's Cookies as Herry Monster

Lyrics
Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Hi, my name is First.

A Grouchy New Year: Hi, my name is Last.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Yeah, we're brothers.

A Grouchy New Year: Hey, you know why he's called First and I'm always Last? It's because...

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Because I always do things first. Heh. There. I said it first.

A Grouchy New Year: Yeah, and I always do things last. Always.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: (spoken) Yeah, that's right. No matter what we do... (singing) I'm first.

A Grouchy New Year: I'm Last. I'm slow.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: I'm fast.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! and A Grouchy New Year : And whether we run or skate or jump or swim.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Heh, heh, heh. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is.

A Grouchy New Year: And I'm always there after him.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Heh, heh. Yeah. Hey, hey, look over there! There's some candy there.

A Grouchy New Year: Oh, maybe there's some jellybeans.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Yeah, let's go run and look, okay?

A Grouchy New Year: Okay.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Go get it. Oh, boy. Look at all those jellybeans! Mmmm....Oh, that was good!

A Grouchy New Year: Hey!

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: What?

A Grouchy New Year: You ate all the jellybeans!

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Well, yeah. I got there first.

A Grouchy New Year: Sometimes it's not any fun getting here last.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Heh, heh. I'm first.

A Grouchy New Year: I'm Last.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: He's slow.

A Grouchy New Year: He's fast.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! and A Grouchy New Year : And though each of us think the other one's great.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Heh, heh, heh. I'm always early where I go. I'm always early where I go. I'm always early where I go.

A Grouchy New Year: And I'm always late.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Heh, heh. Hey, hey, look over there! There's a big box there. I wonder what's inside. I'm going to go get what's inside and I'm going to be there first. Heh, heh, heh.

A Grouchy New Year: Yeah, and I'll be there last. I'm always last.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Here I am first again. And now I get what's inside this box.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Yes, you do! (gives Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! a big smoochy kiss.)

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Yuck!

A Grouchy New Year: Sometimes it pays to be last.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: I'm first.

A Grouchy New Year: I'm Last. I'm slow.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: I'm fast.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh! and A Grouchy New Year : And whether we run or skate or jump or swim.

Fa-La-Ah-Ah-Ahhh!: Heh, heh, heh. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is.

A Grouchy New Year: And I'm always there (giggles) after him. (laughing)