The Nutcracker nail polish/Wonderful Me (from Aren't You Glad You're You?)

Cast

 * Envy the Adventure as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Envy the Adventure: Who is the rottenest, who's the nastiest, Who's the yucchiest person you'll see? Well it's me, me, me, wonderful wonderful me Who's the grouchiest, who's the grumpiest? Who's as cranky as cranky can be? Well, it's me, me, me, wonderful wonderful me

Each morning I ask my mirror up on the wall "Hey, who's worst of all?" Each morning my mirror tells me those words sweet and true: "Why Envy the Adventure, it's you"

I am the rottenest, I'm the nastiest I'm the yucchiest person you'll see Yes it's me, grouchiest me, grumpiest me Wonderful me