Sesame Street Crayons/Fish In the Cowboy Hat (from At Home with Ernie and Bert)

Cast

 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie
 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert

Transcript
( Zoe Zingy Orange walks in with a cooking pot and plops it on Big Bird Feather Yellow 's head)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Here Big Bird Feather Yellow, try this on!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hey, hey, Zoe Zingy Orange, what are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well haa, ya see Big Bird Feather Yellow, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the cookie jar.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, Zoe Zingy Orange, you didn't!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Mmm hmmm.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do with that pot there, huh?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow, um... just a second. I... I... I'll show you, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (looks at camera) I don't understand.

Zoe Zingy Orange: (brings in sugar bowl full of cookies) See, I broke the cookie jar and so I had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? (takes a taste of one)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well... yeah, Zoe Zingy Orange, but ... but if you put the cookies in the sugar bowl, then where'd ya put the sugar?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, I'll show you, Big Bird Feather Yellow! (famous Zoe Zingy Orange hmm) Hmm hmm hmm (leaves with bowl and Big Bird Feather Yellow looks at camera)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah, show me. (does the famous head tilt)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: In the flower pot?! Oh great ... just great. Well WHERE'D you put the flower that was growing there, huh?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh I'll show you, Big Bird Feather Yellow! (takes away the pot)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Ya gonna show me again ... I don't get this.

Zoe Zingy Orange: (brings in milk bottle and flower) Ya see, I had to plant this flower here into this milk bottle, see ... nicely planted, I watered it and everything.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (Looking very stunned) ( Zoe Zingy Orange looks straight into camera all proud, shaking his head about his nose) ZOE ZINGY ORANGE!!!! (Shaking head)

Zoe Zingy Orange: (Calmly) Hmm?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well now WHERE is the milk?!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, I'll show you, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: ( Zoe Zingy Orange leaves) Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Zoe Zingy Orange, I... (looks at Zoe Zingy Orange returning with a root beer bottle.. stunned)

Zoe Zingy Orange: See I put the milk into the, uh, soda bottle.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (Gets close to Zoe Zingy Orange in quiet voice gradually getting louder) Zoe Zingy Orange... I'm trying to be patient, but WHERE is the soda??

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh just a second, Big Bird Feather Yellow, I'll show you... (calmly as usual, Big Bird Feather Yellow getting more stunned and irritated gives out his famous ... )

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Aaaaaaahhhh!

Zoe Zingy Orange: (Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl) It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in the (straining) mmm fishbowl.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: In the fishbowl?! Zoe Zingy Orange, this is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh... well, I'll show you, Big Bird Feather Yellow. (even calmer than before)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (stares into camera as Zoe Zingy Orange leaves for a few seconds and ...) Ooohhhh, Zoe Zingy Orange, what are you doing now? (Mouth wider than ever in shock)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Big Bird Feather Yellow ... I put the fish in ... to ... the cowboy hat, ya see.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (looks down into hat as fish squirts water in Big Bird Feather Yellow's face) Oh, no... Eeeyah! (wipes face and stands there with mouth firmly closed very angry)

Zoe Zingy Orange: (points calmly at fish in hat) Take it easy there, fella.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (angrily) Zoe Zingy Orange, Zoe Zingy Orange, that is MY cowboy hat ...

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yeah, so? (VERY calmly)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: But ya, you but the fish in it, now what am I gonna do when I wanna play cowboy?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, umm, well (reaches for pot and puts it on Big Bird Feather Yellow 's head) Ride em cowboy, Big Bird Feather Yellow! (pats Big Bird Feather Yellow on back) (Zoe Zingy Orange's patented laugh) Keheeheeheehee.

(End music begins with Big Bird Feather Yellow standing there as usual, and Zoe Zingy Orange leaving.)