Muppets/B.B. King (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Beard as B.B. King
 * Fletcher Bird as Big Bird
 * Fozzie Bear as Bert
 * Bobo the Bear as Baby Bear
 * Bean Bunny as Benny Rabbit
 * Lubbock Lou as Fat Blue Live-Hand Anything Muppet man
 * Dr. Teeth as Large Lavender Live-Hand Anything Muppet man
 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo

Lyrics
Rizzo the Rat: (trumpet playing) All hail the King! Beard! Yay!

(applause)

Beard: Thank you! And now I'd like to sing a song about my favorite letter, the letter B.

Dr. Teeth: Oh, B. I love it! Sing it!

Fozzie Bear: Nice voice.

Bean Bunny: Do your thing!

Beard: I'm a ruler who loves B words, so they call me Beard.

Dr. Teeth: Yeah, that's what I thought. Beard.

Beard: Yes, I'm a monarch who loves B words.

Bean Bunny: Yeah!

Beard: So they call me Beard.

Lubbock Lou: Sure do!

Beard: Yeah, the blues begin with the B, so they're the only kind of songs I sing.

Lubbock Lou: Yeah, sing it, Beard!

Beard: Without the letter B...

Lubbock Lou: Without the letter B!

Beard: There couldn't be a beard.

Dr. Teeth: My beard!

Beard: Without the letter B, No, we couldn't have a beard.

Lubbock Lou: Hey, now, what do you think of that?

Dr. Teeth: Well, man, I think it's pretty weird.

Lubbock Lou: You got that right.

Bean Bunny: Hey, Beard!

Fozzie Bear: Yeah, we're groovin' now!

Fletcher Bird: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Fozzie Bear: Yeah, play it, Beard. Play it! He's not called the beard king for nothin'. Aaahhh. Wocka, wocka, wocka!

Beard: Without the letter B, there'd be no Fozzie Bear.

Bean Bunny: Bye, Fozzie Bear. So much for you!

Beard: And there'd be no Beanstalk Bunny!

Bean Bunny: That's Bean!

Beard: That's why I'm feeling blue.

Dr. Teeth: Bye, Bean!

Beard: Without the B, there'd be no Fletcher Bird. There'd be no Bobo the Bear.

Lubbock Lou: Poor Bobo the Bear.

Beard: There'd be no King Beard.

Lubbock Lou: Wow, he vanished in thin air!

Beard: But we do have the letter B.

Everyone: Let's hear it for the letter B!

Lubbock Lou: Oh, yeah!

(cheering)