Tiffy33's Hated Characters/Song About Tr (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Mr. Grumpy as Bert
 * Sam the Eagle as Ernie

Lyrics
Sam the Eagle: Hey, Mr. Grumpy, I sure like your T-shirt.

Mr. Grumpy: It's not a T-shirt, Sam. No, it's a T-R shirt.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, I see what you mean. It says T-R.

Mr. Grumpy: Yeah, well, it spells that heavenly sound, Tr.

Sam the Eagle: Tr?

Mr. Grumpy: Yeah, isn't that keen? Kind of sings, doesn't it? Tr, tr, tr, tr.

Sam the Eagle: Well, gee, I dunno, Mr. Grumpy. Mr. Grumpy, I don't think Tr means anything. What is it good for?

Mr. Grumpy: Good for? Tr is stupendous for starting words like, like, like triangle.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah, but that's only one word, Mr. Grumpy.

Mr. Grumpy: Oh yeah? You wanna hear some more?

Sam the Eagle: Sure.

Mr. Grumpy: Let's sing a song about Tr. Tra-la-la-la-lr. Tree, truck, trash, tricycle, trick, tree, Tr is beautiful. Let's sing a song about Tr.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah.

Mr. Grumpy: Tra-la-la-la-lr. There's a feeling of words to try.

Sam the Eagle: Mmm hmmm.

Mr. Grumpy: And it's fun for you and I.

Sam the Eagle: You bet.

Mr. Grumpy: To sing a little song about Tr. (laughing)

Sam the Eagle: Hey, Mr. Grumpy! Trumpet! That's a Tr word.

Mr. Grumpy: Yeah! He's right!

Sam the Eagle: Trombone, Mr. Grumpy! (laughing)

Mr. Grumpy: Hey, another Tr word! Hey, you're grooving now! Don't stop, Sam! Go for it!

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Okay. (singing) Let's sing a song about Tr. Tra-la-la-la-lr. Tray, track, trap, trampoline, train, trek, transportation.

Mr. Grumpy: Very good. Oh. And he's going pretty fast. Wow!

Sam the Eagle: Let's sing a song about Tr. Tra-la-la-la-lr. It's a trick to sing to Dr.

Mr. Grumpy: Dr?

Sam the Eagle: But it's fun for me and Yr.

Mr. Grumpy: Yr?

Sam the Eagle: To try to sing a song about Tr.

Mr. Grumpy: (spoken) Exquisite. (singing) Tree.

Sam the Eagle: Truck.

Mr. Grumpy: Tras.

Sam the Eagle: Tricycle. Trick.

Mr. Grumpy: Treat.

Sam the Eagle: Trickonometry.

Mr. Grumpy: Tray.

Sam the Eagle: Track.

Mr. Grumpy: Trap.

Sam the Eagle: Trampoline.

Mr. Grumpy: Train.

Sam the Eagle: Trip.

Mr. Grumpy: Transliteration.

Sam the Eagle: That's a big one, Mr. Grumpy. (laughing)

Mr. Grumpy and Sam the Eagle : That's a song about... I'll sing a song about Tr!

Sam the Eagle: Ah, Tr is okay, Mr. Grumpy.

Mr. Grumpy: Yeah, yeah, yeah and wait till I tell you about Ch and Fo and Bo. (laughing)

Sam the Eagle: Hey, you forgot about Sh.

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, and, and Snu.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, I love Snu, Mr. Grumpy!

Mr. Grumpy: (laughing) Oh, Sam.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah?

Mr. Grumpy: There's a whole world out there for me.

Sam the Eagle: Ah.

Mr. Grumpy: Yeah.