Bop It... or Else/Thomas

Parody Cast Members

 * Boy as Thomas
 * Bop It as Percy
 * Senator Carlton McDougal as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Black Cops as Donald and Douglas
 * Judge as Gordon
 * Prisoner as Diesel

Transcript
[We see Thomas that plays with Percy.]

Percy: Bop it!

[He presses the purple button.]

Percy: Twist it!

[He twists the yellow knob.]

Percy: Pull it!

[He pulls the blue handle.]

Percy: Bend it!

[He reaches under the button, replacing the handle with a rifle's butt stock and putting the handle and trigger next to the button.]

Percy: Flip it!

[He flips out the aiming scope above the button.]

Percy: Extend it!

[He extends the toy, replacing the knob with a rifle chamber, magazine, and loader, therefore completing the rifle.]

Percy: Load it!

 (confused): What?

Percy: Load it!

[Thomas empties Percy box to pour out four bullets, and loads one of them into the Percy rifle.]

Percy: Cock it!

[He cocks the rifle so that it can shoot.]

Percy: Read it!

Thomas (reading from the instruction manual): "Your target is Sir Topham Hatt; the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building will provide an unobstructed vantage point."?

Percy: Memorize it! Burn it!

[Thomas seems scared at this, and then we cut to him standing in an office and holding the Percy rifle out of the window as he pants in fear.]

Percy: Aim it!

[We cut to the view of the aiming scope over Sir Topham Hatt, where he is giving a speech to the public.]

Percy: Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

[Thomas is shaking all over, puts his finger on the trigger.]

Percy: Squeeze it!

Thomas: I can't- can't do it!

Percy: Squeeze it!

Thomas: I can't! I can't! I can't!

Percy (louder than ever): Squeeze it!

[Not knowing what to do, he pulls he trigger and shoots Sir Topham Hatt in the head, killing him instantly, splattering his blood onto one man behind him, and greatly panicking the citizens.]

Thomas (close to tears): God, help me!

Percy (now smoking): Beat it! Hoof it! Book it!

[Thomas tries to run away, but two policemen come into the office, holding pistols.]

Donald: Who are you, and what are you doing?!

Percy: Fake it!

Thomas (lying): Uh, I was playing with my toy; I-I-I want my mommy!

Donald: Why is your toy smoking?

Percy: End it!

[Thomas tries to commit suicide by shooting himself through the mouth, but the cops grab him, hold him down, and handcuff him.]

Donald: Give Percy, Thomas!

[He takes Percy, and then we cut Thomas as the witness in a courtroom.]

Gordon: Is the mastermind behind the assassination in the courtroom today?

[We cut Percy and its lawyer as the defendants with the jury behind them.]

Percy: Zip it!

[Thomas points to Percy, making the jury gasp, and then we cut to Percy in a jail cell with Diesel that unzips his pants.]

Diesel: Freeze it.

Percy (frustrated): Dim it!

[We end with static as always.]