Edd and Garfield/Edd Helps Out

Edd and Garfield, retitled Edd Helps Out for American audience, is the second episode of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Edward and Gordon/Edward Helps Out.

Cast

 * Edd (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) as Edward
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Flowers (from Alice in Wonderland) as The Coaches
 * Goombas (from Mario) as The Troublesome Trucks
 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas (cameo)
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry (cameo)
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "One day, Edd was in the house where he lived with the other TV Characters. They were all bigger than Edd and boasted about it."

Garfield: "The driver won't choose you again."

Narrator: "Said Garfield."

Garfield: "He wants strong TV Characters like us."

Narrator: "But the driver and fireman felt sorry for Edd."

Driver and Fireman: "Would you like to come out today?"

Edd: "Oh, yes, please!"

Narrator: "Said Edd. So he had his breakfast, gained lots of stamina, and Edd puffed away.

The other TV Characters were very cross at being left behind.

Edd had a wonderful day. The flowers thought he was very kind and the driver was very pleased."

Edd: "I'm going out again tomorrow."

Narrator: "Edd told the other TV Characters that night."

Edd: "What do you think of that?"

Narrator: "But he didn't hear what they thought, for he was so tired and happy, that he fell asleep at once.

Next morning, Edd woke up to find nothing had changed. Garfield was still boasting."

Garfield: "You watch me, little Edd, as I rush through with the express. That will be a splendid sight for you.

Good-bye, little Edd. Look out for me this afternoon."

Narrator: "Edd went off to do some arranging.

Edd liked arranging. It was fun playing with goombas. He would come up quietly and give them a push. Then he would stop and the silly goombas would go bump into each other.

Goombas: "Oh!"

Narrator: "They cried."

Goombas: "Whatever is happening?"

Narrator: "Edd played until there were no more goombas. Then he stopped to rest.

Presently, he heard some grumbling.

Garfield was very cross. Instead of nice, shining flowers, he was taking some dirty goombas."

Garfield: "Goombas, goombas, goombas!"

Narrator: "He grumbled."

Garfield: "The shame of it, the shame of it, oh, the shame of it!"

Narrator: "Edd laughed, and went to find some more goombas.

Then there was trouble."

Porter: "Garfield can't get up the hill."

Narrator: "The porter called to Edd's driver."

Porter: "Will you take Edd and push him, please?"

Narrator: "They found Garfield halfway up, and very cross. His driver and fireman were talking to him severely."

Garfield's Driver and Fireman: "You're not trying!"

Garfield: "I can't do it!"

Narrator: "Said Garfield."

Garfield: "The noisy goombas hold a cat back so."

Narrator: "Edd's driver came up."

Edd's Driver: "We've come to push."

Garfield: "No use at all!"

Narrator: "Said Garfield."

Edd's Driver: "You wait and see."

Narrator: "Replied Edd's driver.

They brought the goombas back to the bottom of the hill."

Edd: "I'm ready!"

Narrator: "Said Edd."

Garfield: "No good."

Narrator: "Grumbled Garfield. They pulled and pushed as hard as they could."

Garfield: "I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!"

Narrator: "Puffed Garfield."

Edd: "I will do it, I will do it, I will do it!"

Narrator: "Puffed Edd. Edd pushed and puffed, and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could. And almost before he realized it, Garfield found himself at the top of the hill."

Garfield: "I've done it, I've done it, I've done it!"

Narrator: "He said proudly. He forgot all about Edd and didn't wait to say 'Thank you'.

Edd was left out of breath and far behind. He ran onto the next station, and there he found that the driver and fireman were very pleased with him. The fireman gave him a nice long drink, and the driver said,"

Edd's Driver: "I'll get out my clothes tomorrow, and give you a beautiful red shirt and purple shorts. Then you'll be the smartest TV Character in the house."