Muppet nail polish/The Fairy Fly Pad (from Elmo's Alphabet Challenge)

Cast

 * Gettin' Piggy With It! as Elmo
 * Divine Swine as Telly Monster
 * Excuse Moi! as Abby Cadabby
 * Pepe's Purple Passion as The Fairy Fly Pad

Lyrics
Divine Swine: Excuse Moi!.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Oh, hi, Excuse Moi!. Hey, want to play basketball with us?

Excuse Moi!: Maybe later. Right now, I've got to show you something that is so amazing. Check it out.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Ooh, what is it?

Excuse Moi!: Well, it's my new Fairy Fly-Pad.

Divine Swine: Your what?

Excuse Moi!: Fairy Fly-Pad. It's like an enchanted computer.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Oh, cool.

Excuse Moi!: Oh, it's the most wonderful, magical fairy thing I've ever seen...Oh, besides my hand, of course.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Well, what does the Fairy Fly-Pad do, Excuse Moi!?

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) What does it do? Why, this baby can do just about anything. (singing) If you're got 2 numbers that you need to add.

Divine Swine and Gettin' Piggy With It! : Need to add, need to add, need to add. Whoa, whoa.

Excuse Moi!: You can do it like magic on my Fairy Fly-Pad.

Pepe's Purple Passion: 2 and 2 is 4.

Divine Swine and Gettin' Piggy With It! : Co ol.

Jenny Foxworth: It can play any song you ever heard.

Divine Swine and Gettin' Piggy With It! : Ever heard, ever heard ever heard.

Excuse Moi!: And help you look up some magic words.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Presto. Alacazam. Abracadabra.

Divine Swine and Gettin' Piggy With It! : Wh oa.

Excuse Moi!: It can meet a fairy's needs. Help you spell, it can help you read.

Pepe's Purple Passion: C-A-T, "cat."

Divine Swine and Gettin' Piggy With It! : Whoa, whoa, oh.

Excuse Moi!: Yeah, it can do so much. Just give it a touch. And did I mention, this thing flies?

Excuse Moi! , Divine Swine and Gettin' Piggy With It! : Yeah, the Fairy Fly-Pad's a hit. Oh, oh, oh. There's so much you can do with it. Oh, oh, oh. Fairy Fly-Pad's a hit. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Excuse Moi!: Just watch what it can do. When Cinderella loses a shoe.

Divine Swine and Gettin' Piggy With It! : Yeah, a shoe. Yeah, a shoe. Where's her shoe? Ooh, ooh, ooh?

Excuse Moi!: The Fairy Fly-Pad will find it for you.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Glass slipper found.

Excuse Moi!: It can do whatever you please. If you're hungry, it can bring you cheese.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Anyone for Jarlsberg?

Divine Swine and Gettin' Piggy With It! : Whoa-oh, whoa-oh.

Excuse Moi!: Yum! Help you learn to write your name. And play a magical game.

Gettin' Piggy With It! : Magical game?

Excuse Moi!: Magical game.

Divine Swine : Oh my gosh, a magical game.

Excuse Moi! , Divine Swine and Gettin' Piggy With It! : The Fairy Fly-Pad's a hit. Oh, oh, oh. There's so much you can do with it. Oh, oh, oh. Fairy Fly-Pad's a hit. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Excuse Moi!: There's so much you can do with it! Ha, ha, ha!