David Bowes

David Bowes is the Lord and Overseer of Tapton School. His mere presance is often enough to send Y7s squealing of to the reassuring comfort of their form rooms, and his commanding stature strikes fear into the hearts of every man, woman and child...

err...

Not quite.

Although he does have a commanding physique, it is nowhere near larger than his own ego, which in itself is larger than the magnetic field Jupiter