Muppets/The Squoosh Song (from The Letter People)

Cast

 * The Newsman as Monty Swell
 * Animal as Mr. H
 * Janice as Miss E
 * Scooter as Mr. S
 * Sam the Eagle as Mr. V
 * Fozzie Bear as Mr. T
 * Denise the Pig as Miss O
 * Zoot as Mr. P

Lyrics
The Newsman: You think that'll make a big splash? (laughing) Get it? Big splash! (laughing)

Animal: (laughing) Yeah, that was real funny, Newsman. Say, Janice has a real surprise for you!

The Newsman: You're kidding. A surprise. You do? Oh, I love surprises. What is it, Janice?

Janice: I've written a song and I thought we can all sing it.

The Newsman: A song? Is this it?

Janice: Yes and it's all about squooshing. Hit it, Letter People. I think you'll love it, Newsman.

The Newsman: (spoken) Oh, I certainly hope so. Listen, you know, since I'm the star of this show, I'll sing the lead. (singing) Now here's a little something that we have learn to do. It's called the squoosh and it's real fun and you can do it too. You squoosh the sounds together make them all just one. Whatever you end in squoosh, listen how it sounds. There's lump and pump and nest and vest. They end in squooshing sounds. Bump and dump and rest and best. Did you squoosh the sounds? Now you got the ending squoosh. You're ready to begin just squoosh a word at the start come on, let's squoosh again. There's step and stop and sniff and snap the start of squooshing sounds. Stir and spur and snug and stoop. Did you squoosh the sounds? And now that you have learn to squoosh start out on your own. Try to find some other words to squoosh and stool right there in your own home.

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Oh, Newsman. Newsman, I think I have some more. (singing) Try fast and past and must and dust and best and vest and pans and fans and mint and hint and step and stop and snip and snap and spin and spun and snob and snub...

The Newsman: Snob? Are you calling me a snob? What do you mean by calling me a snob?

( The Newsman and Sam the Eagle argues as the song fade outs.)