Sesame Street nail polish/I Wish I Had A Friend to Play with Me (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Sunny Day as Bert
 * Big Bird is the Word! as Ernie

Lyrics
Sunny Day: Big Bird is the Word!. Big Bird is the Word!.

Big Bird is the Word!: Sunny Day, Sunny Day, I don't want to play with your bottle cap collection. Right.

Sunny Day: Okay, fine. Okay, how about playing with my paperclip collection with me, huh?

Big Bird is the Word!: Uh, Sunny Day, the only thing worse than playing with your bottle cap collection is playing with your paperclip collection.

Sunny Day: But, Big Bird is the Word!, I just want to play with you. I'll tell you what, you like imagination, don't you?

Big Bird is the Word!: Sure.

Sunny Day: Okay, how about playing an imagination game with me?

Big Bird is the Word!: What? What do we imagine, Sunny Day?

Sunny Day: Well, how about we imagine that we're both steaming bowls of hot wonderful oatmeal. Huh? Huh?

Big Bird is the Word!: Uh, Sunny Day, I refuse to be a steaming hot bowl of oatmeal.

Sunny Day: Oh, Big Bird is the Word!, it's--it's no fair, Big Bird is the Word!. Big Bird is the Word!, you know, everything that I like to do you don't. I can't find a single thing to do that I like and that you like.

Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, I--I'm sorry, Sunny Day, but Rubber Duckie and I are going to play something else.

Sunny Day: (sighing) I got this pain that I just can't deal with How I wish I had somebody To go and eat oatmeal with Oh gee, I really need a friend to play with me

I'd give him friendship and affection I'd even let him come and see my paper clip collection Oh gee, I sure could use a friend to play with me

In line he'd gladly stand To watch a marching band Or buy some saddle shoes (laugh) He'd worship argyle socks Collect them by the box He'd help me chase these blues My style would please him More than a smidgeon He'd say, "It's really nifty, Big Bird is the Word! The way you dance the pigeon!"

Oh gee, I gotta find a friend to play with me Won't somebody hear my plea? Wanna end this misery I wish I had a friend to play with me Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhhh!!!!

Big Bird is the Word!: Hi, Sunny Day!

Sunny Day: Big Bird is the Word!?

Big Bird is the Word!: Yeah.

Sunny Day: What are you doing here?

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, Rubber Duckie and I were playing Hide and Seek with you, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: But you said you didn't want to play with me.

Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, we didn't want to play with your bottle cap collection or your paperclip collection. But we both like to play Hide and Seek, Sunny Day. And it's your turn to hide, okay?

Sunny Day: Really?

Big Bird is the Word!: Here we go. I'll count.

Sunny Day: Really?

Big Bird is the Word!: 1...

Sunny Day: Oh, boy! (laughing)

Big Bird is the Word!: ...2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Ready or not, here I come.