Grease nail polish/Do the Well (from SpongeBob SquarePants)

Cast

 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Was It All Just a Dream? as Squidward Tentacles

Lyrics
Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Take a penny and some magic, Even though your life is tragic. Was It All Just a Dream?: Hey! Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: You can throw all your dreams down the well. Although every day the pain grows, You'll ride unicorns on rainbows If you throw all your dreams down the well. When your life's come apart at the seams, And you've given up all your dreams, Here is just the means to make those dreams come true. No more suffering, no more sighing, No more pain and no more crying Was It All Just a Dream?: I'm not crying! [ Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be hits him with wand] Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: If you throw all your dreams down the well.

Reprise
Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, the magic has gone missing, And everyone's still wishing, But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground. You'll find magic under rubble, So, Pink Ladies Rule the School, grab a shovel, And here is where the magic can be found. We're at the bottom of a well, But man won't it be swell, When we make everyone's wishes all come true?