Fraggle Rock Crayons/Rubber Duckie (Bert's version) (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Red Fraggle Yellow as Bert
 * Gobo Orange as Ernie

Lyrics
Red Fraggle Yellow: Oh, these are beauties. Oh, I love spending time alone with my paperclip collection.

Gobo Orange: Oh, there you are, Red Fraggle Yellow. Hey, Red Fraggle Yellow. I need your help, Red Fraggle Yellow.

Red Fraggle Yellow: What is it, Gobo Orange?

Gobo Orange: Well, I need for you to sing the "Rubber Duckie" song to my rubber duckie.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Oh, Gobo Orange, please, I'm busy.

Gobo Orange: But, Red Fraggle Yellow. It's important, Red Fraggle Yellow.

Red Fraggle Yellow: (heavy sigh) Gobo Orange, what is so important? Huh? What is so important about singing to your duck?

Gobo Orange: Well, I'll tell you, Red Fraggle Yellow.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Is it more important than my paperclips?

Gobo Orange: Well, Red Fraggle Yellow, I was just thinking.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Do I ask you to sing to my paperclips?

Gobo Orange: Red Fraggle Yellow. Red Fraggle Yellow, I was thinking.

Red Fraggle Yellow: (sighs)

Gobo Orange: I was thinking, what if I should have to go away somewhere? And what if I can't bring Rubber Duckie with me and there's no one to sing to Rubber Duckie?

Red Fraggle Yellow: Where would you possibly go?

Gobo Orange: Well, gee, what if I suddenly had to go around the world, Red Fraggle Yellow, or something like that, Red Fraggle Yellow? And Rubber Duckie would get so sad, Red Fraggle Yellow. Rubber Duckie would get so sad, Red Fraggle Yellow.

Red Fraggle Yellow: All right.

Gobo Orange: And he needs somebody to sing to him, Red Fraggle Yellow, right? Right, Red Fraggle Yellow? See there, Red Fraggle Yellow? Look. Just thinking about it, Red Fraggle Yellow. Just thinking about it has made him so sad, Red Fraggle Yellow.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Gobo Orange.

Gobo Orange: But what if I had to go around the world, Red Fraggle Yellow?

Red Fraggle Yellow: Gobo Orange.

Gobo Orange: You could sing to him, Red Fraggle Yellow.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Gobo Orange.

Gobo Orange: Hmm?

Red Fraggle Yellow: All right.

Gobo Orange: You'll do it?

Red Fraggle Yellow: You win.

Gobo Orange: Great!

Red Fraggle Yellow: Fine.

Gobo Orange: Mm-hmm?

Red Fraggle Yellow: Okay?

Gobo Orange: Okay.

Red Fraggle Yellow: (heavy sigh)

Gobo Orange: Now, all you have to do is just practice, Red Fraggle Yellow.

Red Fraggle Yellow: All right, what do I do?

Gobo Orange: I think this will be a great time to practice.

Red Fraggle Yellow: All right, fine. Let's get it over with, okay?

Gobo Orange: Okay.

Red Fraggle Yellow: I'll sing the "Rubber Duckie" song, but just one time, Gobo Orange. And then that is it. I'm going back to my paperclip collection, okay?

Gobo Orange: Sure, Red Fraggle Yellow. Now sing.

Red Fraggle Yellow: (heavy sigh)

Gobo Orange: Red Fraggle Yellow, Red Fraggle Yellow, sing from the heart, Red Fraggle Yellow.

Red Fraggle Yellow: All right, all right.

Gobo Orange: Okay, sing it to Rubber Duckie.

Red Fraggle Yellow: (sighs) (rushed singing) Rubber Duckie, you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

Gobo Orange: Bo-bo-bo-di-oh.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Do I have to do that?

Gobo Orange: Bo-bo-bo-di-oh.

Red Fraggle Yellow: (singing) Bo-bo-bo-di-oh. (spoken) All right?

Gobo Orange: Okay, Red Fraggle Yellow, Red Fraggle Yellow, that was not bad for a first time, Red Fraggle Yellow. But we need more feeling, Red Fraggle Yellow, Red Fraggle Yellow.

Red Fraggle Yellow: (sighs)

Gobo Orange: He's a very sensitive little duck.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Rubber Duckie, joy of joys. When I squeeze you, you make noise. Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend. It's true.

Gobo Orange: Okay, Red Fraggle Yellow, now let 'er rip!

BRed Fraggle Yellow: Oh! Rubber Duckie, you're so fine. ( Gobo Orange: Oh, yeah! ) And I'm glad that you are mine! ( Gobo Orange: Yes! ) Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you!

Gobo Orange: Okay, Red Fraggle Yellow, now give us a big finish!

Red Fraggle Yellow: (spoken) Hey, stand back! ( Gobo Orange: Come on, Red Fraggle Yellow! ) (singing) Rubber duckie, ( Gobo Orange: Yeah! ) you're so fine. Yes, sir! And I'm lucky that you're mine! ( Gobo Orange: Oh, yeah! ) Rubber Duckie, I'd like a whole pond of... Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond...( Gobo Orange: Bring it home, Red Fraggle Yellow! ) ...of you! (laughing)

Gobo Orange: Oh, oh, Red Fraggle Yellow. Red Fraggle Yellow, that was great, Red Fraggle Yellow. Oh, oh. Yes, Red Fraggle Yellow. Red Fraggle Yellow, Red Fraggle Yellow, that was so great. I think you touched his little duckie heart, Red Fraggle Yellow.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Oh, yeah. You know what, Gobo Orange? I really enjoyed that. It was fun. I feel like singing to your Rubber Duckie again. Okay, here we go.

Gobo Orange: Uh...

Red Fraggle Yellow: (singing) Rubber Duckie...

Gobo Orange: Red Fraggle Yellow, Red Fraggle Yellow.

Red Fraggle Yellow: What? What?

Gobo Orange: Wait a second, Red Fraggle Yellow. We can't do that, Red Fraggle Yellow, because Rubber Duckie and I have to return a book to the library.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Well, leave Rubber Duckie here. I'll sing to him.

Gobo Orange: No, no, no.

Red Fraggle Yellow: (singing) Rubber Duck...

Gobo Orange: Red Fraggle Yellow, Red Fraggle Yellow, Red Fraggle Yellow.

Red Fraggle Yellow: What? What?

Gobo Orange: I don't think so, Red Fraggle Yellow. You see, I'm not really ready to leave my Rubber Duckie with anyone else. See ya, Red Fraggle Yellow.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come back. I liked singing to your duckie. We established a relationship. (sad sigh)