Trapped (ANIMALS version)

Trapped is the third episode of ANIMALS. It is a parody of the TUGS episode of the same name.

Cast

 * Spike as Ten Cents
 * Big Macintosh as Big Mac
 * Braeburn as OJ
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as Top Hat
 * Pipsqueak as Sunshine
 * Discord as Zorran
 * Hoops as Zak
 * Dumb-Bell as Zug
 * Score as Zip
 * Cheese Sandwich as Billy Shoepack
 * Gummy as Little Ditcher
 * Hoity Toity as Captain Star (only narration roles, mentioned)
 * Wind Rider as Captain Zero (mentioned)

Transcript
Hoity Toity (Narrating): "There were time, believe it or not, when the Ponyville Fleet and the D-Stacks took on a big job together. One of those times I'm remembering is when timber and tanning bark had to be brought down from the sawmills in Canterlot.

And this year, it was especially important that we work together, but Dumb-Bell was making heavy going of towing an old hulk on its last journey."

Score: "Hey, Dumb-Bell!"

Hoops: "Hey, Dumb-Bell! Discord's going mad waiting for you! Where you been?"

Dumb-Bell: "Wind Rider told me to take this old rust bucket to the Breaker's Yard."

Hoops: "You'll see Discord at the Everfree Forest before you get there. He's not going to like it."

Dumb-Bell: "I'm only carrying out orders. Discord can't blame me."

Score: "Ha! Don't you believe it!"

Hoity Toity (Narrating): A party pony named Cheese Sandwich Dodo worked in Canterlot, delivering essentials like gasoline, ropes, fuses, and dynamite, from the Everfree Forest to Ponyville. Why a party pony? Well, you can see he's just as silly, and in Cheese's case, just as dangerous."

Braeburn: "Oh, look who's here. It's Cheese Sandwich the Party Pony."

Cheese Sandwich: "Hey, Ponyville animals, don't you wish you carried something more exciting than wood?"

Big Macintosh: "No thanks. Just get stuff away from here. You're welcome to it."

Cheese Sandwich: "Dynamite's exciting stuff. Makes lovely big bangs. Fairly obvious if you know how to handle it, like I do."

Braeburn: "Hey, you're not unloading next to us, are you?"

Cheese Sandwich: "Fraid' so, Braeubrn. Don't worry. If it goes up, we all go up!" (Giggles)

Big Macintosh: "Yeah?"

Cheese Sandwich: "No, it's safe. Only joking."

Big Macintosh: "You'd better be."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "In the Everfree Forest, halfway up the path, Dumb-Bell was struggling with the old trailer towed behind him, and was worried about meeting up with Discord."

Discord: "What are you doing with that? We're all on log-detail, remember?"

Dumb-Bell: "Sorry, Discord. I did remember, but Wind Rider told to take to the Breaker's Yard on my way."

Discord: "On your way? It's much further up the path. I'll be waiting for you till I rust."

Dumb-Bell: "Oh, yeah. We better do what the captain says, Discord. Unless we get it today, they won't take it, and a lot of breaking up to do."

Discord: "Including you, if you don't get moving."

Dumb-Bell: "I can't go no faster. You see, the path. It's very strong against me, you can see that."

Discord: "Alright then. Let's get it there, and get rid of it. Fast as we can."

Dumb-Bell: "Oh, thanks, Discord."

Discord: "Never mind, the thanks. Get going. Get speed up. Full speed. Come on, come on!"

Dumb-Bell: "Don't push so hard, Discord. I can't keep ahead."

Discord: "Go faster! More speed!"

Dumb-Bell: "I haven't got anymore."

Discord: "Halt! Your tow's going slack."

Dumb-Bell: "I can't hold it."

Discord: "Pull harder, Dumb-Bell, you fool! Pull!"

Dumb-Bell: "I'm trying! Hard as I can. It's no good."

Discord: "Hold it, hold it!"

Dumb-Bell: "It's gonna go!"

(The old trailer gets stuck in the path)

Dumb-Bell: "It's block the path."

Discord: "Of course it's block the path, you idiot."

Dumb-Bell: "I'm trapped. This side, what can I do?"

Discord: "Wait there and clam salvage."

Dumb-Bell: "But help could be ages getting here."

Discord: "You've got company. All the Ponyville animals are on your side. I've plenty of time to see who's there, haven't I? That means D-Stacks have got all the harbor to ourselves, don't we? Ha, ha. Wind Rider will be please."

Dumb-Bell: "Don't leave me here."

Discord: "Sorry, Dumb-Bell. We'll have to manage without you." (Laughs)

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "The old trailer was not a barrier across the path, and Dumb-Bell was stuck on the wrong side."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Oh, good heaves! What on earth? We can't get down the path."

Dumb-Bell: "It's not my fault. What can I do?"

Pipsqueak: "Aye, we'll never get that cleared out."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "That means we're stuck up here."

Pipsqueak: "Aye, probably. Are you alright, Dumb-Bell?"

Dumb-Bell: "We were taking it up the path when the wind blew it, and jammed it."

Pipsqueak: "Aye, once it starts a goin' and cannot stop it."

Dumb-Bell: "We found that out."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Put the blinkers on getting back to Ponyville."

Pipsqueak: "And it'll hold up delivery. Right, I'll back up the path for help. Cranes or something."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Be as quick as you can, will you?"

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "On the outside of the Everfree Forest, halfway up the road from the blockage, Discord was surprised to discover that not quite all the Ponyville animals were trapped.

Discord: "Uh, well, well, well, uh, hello, uh, Spike."

Spike: "Discord, hey, what are you doing here?"

Discord: "I thought you were at the logging camp."

Spike: "Yeah, wrong again, Discord.

I was pulled out for this special delivery, to the Everfree Forest; Machinery for cutting timber."

Discord: "I thought all the Ponyville animals were in Canterlot."

Spike: "Yeah, what's been happening, Discord?"

Discord: "Uh, there's been an accident. An old trailer is jammed across the road."

Spike: "What? Oh, you mean no one can get through?"

Discord: "Yeah, that's right. You've got it, Spike. Oh, my, you're quick!"

Spike: "Oh, no! We'll get behind schedule! All my friends are trapped in Canterlot!"

Discord: "And Dumb-Bell, the fool."

Spike: "Right. I'll drop off my delivery, and get right up there. Discord, are you going back to Ponyville to get help?"

Discord: "Of course, to tell Wind Rider, don't fret."

Spike: "Tell Hoity Toity, won't you?"

Discord: "Of course!"

Spike: "And salvage!"

Discord: "Hoity Toity, Wind Rider, the Salvage Team, leave em' all to me!"

Cheese Sandwich: "Hello, it's Pipsqueak. How's life in Ponyville, eh? Pipsqueak?"

Pipsqueak: "Cheese Sandwich! Hey! Hey, where's the biggest crane around here? Is there still one in Canterlot?

Cheese Sandwich: "Fraid' not. It was scrapped. What did you want it for?"

Pipsqueak: "Uh, there's been an accident. An old trailer has flown across the road and trapped us up here. Do you know anybody who can help?"

Cheese Sandwich: "Right here. See that case?"

Pipsqueak: "Yeah? Oh, no! Not dynamite! Cheese!"

Cheese Sandwich: "What do you mean 'Oh no?' That will blow a hole in any trailer. I've always wanted to blast someone out of trouble. Useful stuff, dynamite. Great fun, too."

Pipsqueak: "Sounds dangerous."

Cheese Sandwich: "Not scared, are you? Come on, come on!"