Mr. Oldman Sketch 11

This is Mr. Oldman Sketch #11 from Season 3 of the The Amanda Show.

Transcript

 * (Redhead sits on the couch, then picks up the phone and starts dialing)
 * (Mr. Oldman's phone rings)
 * Mr. Oldman: Uh, uh, all children should be sent to Australia! (points to the left, then right, then picks up the phone and answers) Hello?
 * Redhead: Uncle Nipsy.
 * Mr. Oldman: I'm not Nipsy. You have the wrong number.
 * Redhead: Nipsy, quick. Get a can of whipped cream.
 * Mr. Oldman: But I'm afraid of cream that's been whipped.
 * Redhead: Get the whipped cream!
 * Mr. Oldman: Uh, I don't want... hold on. (gets the whipped cream from the fridge) I've got the whipped cream.
 * Redhead: Okay, now insert the nozzle into your mouth.
 * Mr. Oldman: But I don't ehh-- (puts the nozzle in his mouth) All right, now what?
 * Redhead: Squirt, Nipsy! Squirt!
 * Mr. Oldman: But I don't wanna squirt the whipped cream.
 * Redhead: Squirt!
 * Mr. Oldman: Doh! (squirts it in his mouth) Hello? I've got the whipped cream. (squirts some more) Am I done yet? (