Sesame Street Crayons/You and I and George (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Baby Bear Beary Brown as Rowlf the Dog

Lyrics
( Baby Bear Beary Brown sits at the piano and plays.)

Baby Bear Beary Brown: At this time I would like to present my rendition … of one of the great songs of our time. That ever-popular classic, "You and I and George." "But why," you ask, as well you should, "have I never heard this great song of our times?" … The fact is, nobody has ever heard of this ever-popular classic. In its only recording, "You and I and George" sold two copies. I bought one and George bought one. … Where were you?

(He plays an opening vamp.)

Baby Bear Beary Brown: (spoken) My own mother turns down her hearing aid when I sing this song. (singing) You and I and George Were strolling … through the park one day. 'And then … you held my hand. As if to say … "I looooooove yooooou." Then … we passed a brook. And George … fell in and drowned himself … And floated … out to sea… Leaving you … aloooone with meeeee!

(Applause.)