Muppet lip balm/The Man with the Bag (from A Green and Red Christmas)

Cast

 * Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape as Floyd Pepper
 * Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch as Zoot
 * Beaker's Bursting Bubble Gum as Animal

Lyrics
Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: (spoken) This goes out to Kris Kringle. He's one jolly king! (singing) Old Mr. Kringle is soon gonna jingle The bells that'll tingle all your troubles away Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag Christmas is here again

Beaker's Bursting Bubble Gum: CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS!

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: He's got a sleigh full, it's not gonna stay full Stuff that he's droppin' every stop of the way Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag Christmas is here again He'll be here With the answer to the prayers that you made through the year You'll get yours

He'll make this December the one you'll remember The best and the merriest you ever did have Everybody's waitin' for the man with the bag Christmas is here again

(spoken) Let's kick it! All right, Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch! Groove it, baby! Ladies and gentlemen, Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch!

Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: Thank you. Thanks.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Along with Kermit's Green Keen Apple. Yeah. (laughing) Yeah. Hit that groove, Beaker's Bursting Bubble Gum! Play it down now! Yeah, he's coming to see you too. Whoa, easy, man.

Janice's Fer Sher Fruit Punch: Beaker's Bursting Bubble Gum, Beaker's Bursting Bubble Gum, take your tablets.

Beaker's Bursting Bubble Gum: Yeah. 1, 2, 3!

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Old Mr. Kringle is soon gonna jingle The bells that'll tingle all your troubles away Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag Christmas is here again

He'll be here With the answer to the prayers that you made through the year You'll get yours Now check this out! If you've done everything you should, extra special good

He'll make this December the one you'll remember The best and the merriest you ever did have Everybody's waitin' for the man with the bag That cool cat Kringle is back!

Beaker's Bursting Bubble Gum: SANTA! COME BACK! COME BACK! (laughing)

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Okay, take five. Miss Fat Bucks is on!