YTV America/Thomas and Friends Season 4

This is all of Season 4 of this YTV America/Thomas parody, as narrated by George Carlin in restored format.

Characters

 * Ash Ketchum as Thomas
 * Tyson Granger as Edward
 * Leonardo as Henry
 * Jason Lee Scott as Gordon
 * Al Smith as James
 * PaRappa the Rapper as Percy
 * Tai Kamiya as Toby
 * Sonic the Hedgehog as Bertie
 * Coconut Fred as Terence
 * Yugi Moto as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Lisa Brandon and Stephanie Carlson as Annie and Clarabel
 * Kari Kamiya as Henrietta
 * Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
 * Kaito Tatsuno as Duck
 * Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong as Donald and Douglas
 * Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse as Bill and Ben
 * Giovanni as Diesel
 * Marina Barton as Daisy
 * Rick Wheeler as BoCo
 * Falkner as Harold
 * Yoshi as Trevor
 * Sandra Larson as Mavis
 * Koji Onishi as Oliver
 * Shadow the Hedgehog as Bulgy
 * Kick the Cyber Cat as Toad
 * Ikki Tenryou as Skarloey
 * Slash Kamei as Rheneas
 * Ringo Burghs as Sir Handel
 * Genki Sakura as Peter Sam
 * Mondo Ooya as Rusty
 * Ira as Duncan
 * Ryu Hoshi as Duke
 * Akuma as Smudger
 * Gingka Hagane as Stepney
 * Ryuga as Class 40
 * Jack Spicer as George
 * Charlene Langley as Caroline
 * Gotsumon as Scruffey
 * Escargoon as Bulstrode
 * Sabrina Mason as The Refreshment Lady
 * Binka as Nancy
 * Dr. Eugene Aki as Tom Tipper
 * Rhyhorn as Sodor Mail Van

Episodes

 * 1) Grand Fighter
 * 2) Sleeping Beauty
 * 3) Bulldog
 * 4) You Can't Win
 * 5) Four Little Characters
 * 6) A Bad Day for Ringo
 * 7) Genki and Miss Sabrina Mason
 * 8) Mondo Helps Genki
 * 9) Home at Last
 * 10) Rock 'n' Roll
 * 11) Special Cap
 * 12) Jack Spicer
 * 13) Passengers and Polish
 * 14) Gallant Old Snowboarder
 * 15) Mondo to the Rescue
 * 16) Ash and Gingka
 * 17) Blader Stops Play
 * 18) Bowled Out
 * 19) Leonardo and the Donphan
 * 20) Kick Stands By
 * 21) Bulls Eyes
 * 22) Ash and the Special Letter
 * 23) Ash Meets the Queen
 * 24) Fish
 * 25) Special Attraction
 * 26) Mind That Bike

Trivia

 * Narrated by George Carlin.

Grand Fighter

 * George Carlin: One winter's night when the cold wind blew, the characters found it hard to sleep.
 * Tai: What we need.
 * George Carlin: Suggested Tai.
 * Tai: Is to listen to a story.
 * PaRappa: Yes.
 * George Carlin: Agreed PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: A mysterious story.
 * Kaito: But.
 * George Carlin: Added Kaito.
 * Kaito: It must have a happy ending.
 * Ash: Driver told me a story.
 * George Carlin: Said Ash, so everyone listened.
 * Ash: Once upon a time...
 * George Carlin: Began Ash. They were three little characters who lived their own little shed on their own little railway. Their names were Ryu, Genki and Ringo. Ryu was the oldest and was name after his grace, the Martial Artist of YTV. He was proud of this and love to keep the little ones in order. Whenever they had anything that Ryu thought wrong, he would say...
 * Ryu: That would never suit his Grace.
 * George Carlin: Other characters came and went but Uncle outlast them at all. Genki and Ringo used to call him "Grand Fighter". They were fun of him, but they got very tired and hearing all about his Grace. Sometimes they were teasing and chant...
 * Genki and Ringo: Characters come and characters go, Grand Fighter goes on forever!
 * Ryu: You impudent scallywags!
 * George Carlin: Ryu would say.
 * Ryu: Whatever are you characters coming to?
 * Ringo: Never mind, Grand Fighter. We're only young once.
 * Ryu: Well you better mind, unless you wanna end up like Akuma.
 * Genki: Ooh! Grand Fighter, whatever happened?
 * Ryu: Akuma…
 * George Carlin: Said Ryu.
 * Ryu: …was a showoff. He rode roughly often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice.
 * Akuma: Listen, Ryu.
 * George Carlin: He snarled.
 * Akuma: Who worries about their few spills?
 * Ryu: We do here, I said, but Akuma just laughed.
 * Akuma: (laughs)
 * Ryu: Until one day, manager said he was gonna make himself useful at last. Akuma stopped laughing then.
 * Genki: Why? What did he do?
 * Ryu: He turned him into a generator. He still out there behind our shed. He'll never move again.
 * George Carlin: After that, Genki and Ringo became really useful characters and all three were happy together for many years. Then hard times came. The mines and the hills closed and the railway was closed too. People came to buy the characters.
 * People: We'll take Genki and Ringo.
 * George Carlin: No one wanted Ryu. They thought him too old.
 * Genki: Cheer up, Grand Fighter.
 * George Carlin: Called Genki.
 * Genki: We'll find you a nice railway and then you can come and keep us in order.
 * George Carlin: They tried to be brave and cheerful, but no one really thought their dreams would come true. Ryu's driver and fireman oiled and greased him one last time. They sheeted and snuggly and said goodbye, then they had to go away and find work. Ryu was alone.
 * Ryu: Oh well.
 * George Carlin: He sighed.
 * Ryu: I'll go to sleep. It'll help me pass the time.
 * George Carlin: Winter torrents washed soil from the hills. Trees and bushes grew all around. You wouldn't know the shed was there, let alone the little character sleep inside.
 * PaRappa: That's not a happy ending!
 * George Carlin: Cried PaRappa.
 * Ash: Ah.
 * George Carlin: Murmured Ash.
 * Ash: There will be one, but that'll have to wait until next time.

Sleeping Beauty

 * George Carlin: It was a beautiful night on the land of cartoons. The day's work was done and the characters puffed safely home.
 * PaRappa: Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whispered PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: Will you tell us the end of the story?
 * Ash: You mean the one about Ryu Hoshi?
 * Leonardo: Exactly.
 * George Carlin: Said Leonardo.
 * Al: But please remind us of a story so far.
 * George Carlin: So Ash began and here's the rest of the story he told. Ryu was old and live with two young characters called Genki and Ringo. They teased Uncle and called him "Grand Fighter", but they were happy together. Then their line was closed down and the young characters went away. Ryu was left alone in the shed. He went to sleep and everything around him changed. But Uncle was never forgotten. Years went by until one day not long ago, visitors came to see Yugi Moto.
 * Visitors: We want to find Ryu.
 * George Carlin: They said.
 * Visitors: And make him happy again.
 * George Carlin: Maps lay everything.
 * Visitor: If we followed the old line shown here on the map.
 * George Carlin: They said.
 * Visitor: We'll travel north to the village and then to the mountains. And look. There's the sign for the old station. If Ryu's anywhere, he's there.
 * George Carlin: Everyone set off to the mountains far away. The days went by, the search grew harder, but the rescuers wouldn't give up.
 * Rescuers: Let's go this way.
 * George Carlin: They said. But there was still no sign of Ryu.
 * Rescuers: He's here somewhere.
 * George Carlin: They said. They scrambled over hills, struggled over ditches. At last their search ended, quite by accident.
 * (Crash!)
 * Rescuers: We found him! We found our sleeping beauty!
 * Ryu: Excuse me?
 * George Carlin: Enquired Ryu.
 * Ryu: Are you a vandal? Driver told me vandals break and smash things.
 * Rescuers: Bless you no.
 * George Carlin: Laughed the rescuers.
 * Rescuers: We dropped in because we couldn't find your door. Genki and Ringo will be pleased to see you.
 * Ryu: So they did remember!
 * George Carlin: Sighed Ryu happily. Then they all set off for Ryu's new home. Genki and Ringo are ready for a big welcome.
 * Genki and Ringo: He's here!
 * George Carlin: They whispered.
 * Genki and Ringo: Sh! Sh!
 * Ryu: You woke me up.
 * George Carlin: Grumbled Ryu.
 * Ryu: In my young days, characters were...
 * Genki: Seem in not heard, Granduncle, we know.
 * Ringo: We're all be back to work tomorrow. We're glad you come back. We can keep you in order now.
 * Ryu: Keep me in order? Be off with you! Impudent scallywags!
 * George Carlin: But Ryu's old eyes twinkled, and for the first time in years, he smiled as he dozed in the sun.
 * Ash: And that...
 * George Carlin: Said Ash.
 * Ash: ...is the whole story. Did you like it?
 * PaRappa: Yes indeed.
 * George Carlin: Agreed the characters.
 * Al: Especially the happy ending.
 * George Carlin: And soon, they were all asleep too.

Bulldog

 * George Carlin: One morning, PaRappa was impatient. He was wearing a new coat of paint and long for everyone to see it. The other characters were still dozing, but not PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: Driver should be here by now. What's he doing?
 * Jason: Sleeping.
 * George Carlin: Grunted Jason.
 * PaRappa: But that means I'll be late. The coaches will be waiting and the passengers will get cross.
 * Leonardo: Rubbish!
 * George Carlin: Huffed Leonardo.
 * Al: It's still early.
 * George Carlin: Added Al.
 * Al: You just wanna showoff.
 * PaRappa: No I don't.
 * Ash: Never mind, Alex.
 * George Carlin: Said Ash.
 * Ash: It'll soon be time for work, but be careful, or you might run into danger and Ryu is not here to save you.
 * Tai: R-R-Ryu?
 * George Carlin: Stuttered Tai.
 * Tai: You mean our hero?
 * George Carlin: A large painting of Ryu hung on the engine shed.
 * Ash: The very same.
 * George Carlin: Said Ash.
 * Ash: Driver told me the story. Listen.
 * George Carlin: And this is the story Ash told them. Long ago, when Genki was still called ??? and Ringo ???, they worked with Ryu on his own railway, but Ringo still had a lot to learn. The manager came to see him.
 * Manager: Ringo, I'm pleased with your work so far. Now you must learn the difficult part of the line. We call it "The Mountain Road".
 * George Carlin: Ringo was excited.
 * Ringo: Yes please, sir.
 * Manager: So tomorrow, when you have a new coat of paint, you will go on it. Ryu will explain everything.
 * Ringo: Huh!
 * George Carlin: Thought Ringo.
 * Ringo: Ryu's an old fusspot.
 * George Carlin: Next day came.
 * Ryu: Listen.
 * George Carlin: Warned Ryu.
 * Ryu: The mountain road is difficult. I'll lead.
 * Ringo: No.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ringo.
 * Ringo: I'll lead. How can I learn the road with you lumbering ahead and blocking the view?
 * Ryu: Suit yourself.
 * George Carlin: Said Ryu.
 * Ryu: But never mind the view. Look at the track.
 * George Carlin: The characters set off.
 * Ryu: Look at the track.
 * George Carlin: Puffed Ryu.
 * Ryu: Never mind the view.
 * Ringo: Fusspot, fusspot.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ringo.
 * Ringo: Fuddy-duddy, fuddy-duddy, fuddy-duddy.
 * George Carlin: The characters' speed grew slower and slower.
 * Ringo: Don't dawdle, don't dawdle!
 * George Carlin: Urged Ringo.
 * Ryu: No hurry, no hurry.
 * George Carlin: Puffed Ryu. Soon they approach the tunnel. Ringo didn't like the tunnel. It was curved and he couldn't see.
 * Ringo: I wanna get out! I wanna get out!
 * George Carlin: He sighed. One moment, everything seemed safe. But then suddenly... Ringo was derailed and hung dangerously over the edge. Ryu bravely held on with all of his strength.
 * Ringo: Stop shaking!
 * George Carlin: He called.
 * Ringo: I can't hold you if you shake!
 * George Carlin: Ryu's driver and fireman work quickly to make the two characters safe again. Then came more trouble.
 * Fireman: Water!
 * George Carlin: Cried Ryu's fireman.
 * Fireman: Ryu needs water quickly!
 * George Carlin: Luckily there was the workers' cottage nearby. Soon everyone was passing jugs, buckets, kettles and saucepans filled with water until Ryu's first was quenched. All the while, Ryu was building more strength. At last, when everyone's help, he was able to pull Ringo back on to the rails. Then they started off once more. The manager was waiting at the top station. He apologized with the accident.
 * Passengers: Your Ryu...
 * George Carlin: Said the passengers.
 * Passengers: Is a hero! He'd stern firmed like a bulldog and wouldn't let go.
 * George Carlin: Ringo was grateful too.
 * Ringo: Thank you for saving me, Ryu. I didn't know you bothered after I've been so rude.
 * Ryu: Oh well.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ryu.
 * Ryu: You just had a new coat of paint. It wouldn't been a pity if you rolled down the mountain and spoiled it.