Muppet nail polish/Sesame Street episode 2781 scene 1

Cast

 * Divine Swine as Telly Monster
 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Oscar the Grouch
 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Large Lavender Live Hand Anything Muppet singing telegram deliveryman

Transcript
Divine Swine: Oh, hi. Heh. I've got something very important to tell Fresh Frog of Bel Air. Fresh Frog of Bel Air! Fresh Frog of Bel Air!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: What do you want?

Divine Swine: My mom's taking me on a car ride to visit my cousin. I'm gonna be away from Sesame Street for one whole day! A whole day, Fresh Frog of Bel Air!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: A whole day? Oh, wow.

Divine Swine: Yeah, now, listen, Fresh Frog of Bel Air, I don't want you to be sad while I'm gone.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Don't worry. I won't be sad.

Divine Swine: Yeah, I know you won't, because I've done some things so you'll remember that even though I'm gone, I still love you and you shouldn't be sad.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Oh, I can't wait.

Divine Swine: You'll see soon enough. But, but, but now I have to go. But don't worry, there'll be lots of things happening around here so you'll remember that I love you. (laughing)

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Hey, I don't need things to remember you love me. I don't even care if you love me and don't hurry back! Hey, finally. Some peace and quiet. Heh. Listen, Divine...huh?

Pepe's Purple Passion: Uh, Fresh Frog of Bel Air?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Yeah, what?

Pepe's Purple Passion: (spoken) Ahem. A singing telegram from Divine Swine. Ahem. 2, 3... (singing) I love you. I love you. Yes, I do. I love you. (spoken) Wha...wait a second. I'm not finished! Ahem (singing) I love you. I love you, Fresh Frog of Bel Air. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I love you. I love you. Divine Swine says...

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (groans)