The League of Pastry-Girls Part Two

Get ready for Part Two of this fish tale.

Transcript

 * Townspeople: Kind Norrius, Kind Norrius, her exploits ever glorious! Oh, Norrius; Kind Norrius, returns again victorious! She bests the people with her might. Her strength cannot be matched. She brought victory upon this day and claimed the biggest laugh. KIND NORRIUS.
 * Townsperson: She's the big bad wolf afraid of.
 * Townspeople: Kind Norrius! She... lifts us all for the world to see. She dreams of clever pranks and pulls 'em brilliantly.
 * Captain Pa: I am the rightful captain of anything.
 * Alvin: Have no fear.
 * Simon: If there's a sign of them around...
 * Theodore: We'll bring 'em in.
 * Captain Pa: I'm goin' back to Bathroom Town tomorrow.
 * Lady: Ooh-la-la! I live here now.
 * Simon Narrating: They knew that girl lied. The Marigolds' name meant business.
 * (Pirates climb onto balcony)
 * Buccaneer Lunt: Ahoy!
 * Martin: Pirates? In my office? You're getting me fired.
 * ("Dudes, He Ate My Cake" plays)
 * Buccaneer Larry: What was I saying?
 * Strawberry: Hey guys. What's up?
 * Buccaneer Lunt: I don't want to die becoming a slave.
 * Captain Pa: Me neither.
 * Buccaneer Larry: I don't want to become a slave, too.
 * (Later that evening...)
 * Simon Narrating: Well, never before; she gotten a message that she really wanted to deliver. She didn't know what to do.
 * (A factory is destroyed)
 * (Strawberry runs into a cruise sign which read "See the World - Friends and Family Cruise")
 * Ticket Man: Ticket please, ma'am. There's nothing like a cruise to clean the sand outta wicket, eh?
 * Strawberry: I'm goin' to Tarship.
 * Ticket Man: Ha-ha! It's the other end of the world.
 * Strawberry: Awesome.
 * Ticket Man: If ya had all the money, no one around here will sail all the way to Tarship. Not even those girls over there.
 * (Mysterious music plays as a silhouette of an elegant pirate ship sails into view)
 * (Transition to people jumping on board with Alvin, Simon and Theodore as the boat leaves)
 * Simon Narrating: Even though they never sailed before, they took it like a fish to water.
 * Strawberry: It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on!
 * Ginger Snap: Money is no object.
 * (people sit around a table)
 * Person 1: The Pirates gotta get some money.
 * League: (except Strawberry) What do they need money for?
 * Person 2: Operations.
 * Simon: Cool.
 * Simon Narrating: Once we were finally out to sea, Strawberry went below deck to rest a bit.

In Closing...
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