Fraggle Rock Crayons/Oscar's B Sandwich (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Trash Heap Green as Oscar the Grouch
 * Doozers Green as Farley

Lyrics
Doozers Green: (spoken) So, so that's the letter A, Trash Heap Green.

Trash Heap Green: (spoken) Right and luckily the next letter is B. So I am going to make a B sandwich.

Doozers Green: (spoken) A B sandwich?

Trash Heap Green: (spoken) It's an old family recipe. Everything in the sandwich starts with the letter B.

(singing) You begin with some brown bread and Boston-baked beans Add boxes of bacon and bits of blue jeans Boiled boots, billiard balls, black berries too Butterscotch, broccoli, and buckets of glue

Place barbecued buttons on top of it all A bunch of bananas and a basketball A beef burger burned till it's black, oh boy! A big blob of bubble gum, eat and enjoy! Heh Heh Heh

Now I'll just toss in this rotten old belt, and a bag of birdseed, and this beat up, brown, battered and busted old balloon

Place barbecued buttons on top of it all A bunch of bananas and a basketball A beef burger burned till it's black, oh boy! It's a big "B" sandwich, eat and enjoy! Umm-Umm-Umm-Umm (chewing sounds)

(spoken) Uh-Oh! Needs more bubblegum