Uncle Grandpa Own Episodes: Hair Trouble

Written And Storyboard By: Ryan Kramer And Chris Allison

Story By: Kelsy Abbott And Pete Browngardt

Supervising Producer: Audie Harrison

Supervising Director: Casey Alexander

Art Director: Bill Ramos Flores And Mark Bodnar

Opening
(Uncle Grandpa Head Zooms In)

Uncle Grandpa: Can I Borrow A Drink?

(Uncle Grandpa Head Explodes And Uncle Grandpa Logo With A Cartoon Network Original Is Showing)

At Noah's House
Noah: YES! PERFECT! That Hair Looks Good As New! And The Hair Is So Much Cooler Than Ever!

(Big Hair Is Alive)

Noah: Wow, I Thought I Was Being Cool Cause I Love A New Hair Style. How Do You Think, Ava?

Ava: I Think You're So Cool And Handsome.

Noah: WOW, Thanks!

(Noah Hair Punches Ava Elbow)

Ava: OUCH!! MY ELBOW!! Why Did You Do This To Me?

Noah: I'm Sorry, I Can Explain!

Ava: Oh, I Think That's Very Okay. But I Get The Perfect Thi-

(Noah Hair Punches Ava Face)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Ava: OWW! MY FACE!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: You Okay?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Ava: Yeah, I'm Still Okay.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: I'm Sorry For Hitting Your Face.

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Noah Hair Punches Ava Face, Elbow, Arm, Hands, Feet And Honks His Nose)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Ava: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! .. AAAAHHH!!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: I'm Sorry, I Do Anything!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Ava: NO! YOUR HAIR ARE VERY UNCOOL AND DANGEROUS!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: But It's Not Very Uncool And Dangerous! I'm Cool And Handsome Now!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Ava: Oh. Well, At Least You're Cool And Handsome Now. But If You Hit Me One More Time, I'm Leaving!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Okay, I Guess That Hair Is Totally Cooler Than Ever I See.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Ava: Oh, You Are So Much Cuter And Handsome Than Ever! Come Here, Noah!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Noah Hair Puts His Bomb On The Ground And Explodes The House)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Awww! I'm Sorry, Ava. I Was Trying To Be Coolest.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Ava: '''NO! NO, YOU CAN'T!!! YOU ARE BEING UNCOOL, DANGEROUS AND IT'S VERY VERY RUDE! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!'''

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: But Ava...

<p style="font-size:14px;">Ava: 'DON'T YOU TOUCH ME!! YOU BEAST!!! I WON'T MEET MY FRIEND ANYMORE!!! '(Crying Ran Away)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: '''AVA, WAIT!! COME BACK!''' Awww, What's The Use? I Think My Hair Is Getting All Crazy! I Wish My Hair Will Go Back To His Normal Size. But Now My Hair Is Going Crazy. (Sighs)

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Tires Fall Down On The Ground)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: What? That Was A Tires? I Think That's Crazy!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(UG RV Falls Down And Put Back On Pieces)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Did Somebody Say CRAZY?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Oh, Uncle Grandpa, It's You!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Yeah, Noah. I Always Biggest As You. So Tell Me, What's A Matter With You?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: My Hair Is So Uncool And Dangerous And It's Very Very Rude!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: (Gasps) Very Very Rude?!? I Know Your PAIN! So You See, Pizza Steve Is The Coolest Glasses.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Pizza Steve: That's What I'm Talking About.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: And Mr. Gus Is A Largest Dinosaur.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: (Sighs) Not Even Really Bother It Somehow. Any Questions For You, Belly Bag?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Belly Bag: Yeah Yeah, Of Course, Exactly. Just Like Noah Has Too Be Good Ol' Selves, Uncle Grandpa.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Good Ol' Selves, Eh? Hmmmm....

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Mr. Gus, Did You Get A Coupon?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: (The Money Is On Mr. Gus Hands) Nope.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Oh. Uncle Grandpa, How Can I Get The Hair Is So Very Cool And Handsome?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Only One Way To Find Out.

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Uncle Grandpa Has A Cooler Shampoo)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: It's A Brand New Uncle Grandpa Cooler Shampoo!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa Cooler Shampoo: Good Morning!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Hold On, Noah And Don't Move A Muscle.

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Uncle Grandpa Is Rubbing A Cooler Shampoo On Noah's Hair)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Are You Sure?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Of Course, I Am Sure. Besides, You Really Are Amazing.

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Uncle Grandpa Spins On Noah's Hair And The Cooler Hair Is Shiny)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Now That's How Your Hair Looks Great!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: WOW! I'm So Handsome And I AM SO COOL! YEAH!!! Thank You, Uncle Grandpa!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Anytime, Noah. (To Mr. Gus And Pizza Steve) He's Got Too Cool For This One, Huh, Gang?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: Yeah.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Pizza Steve: Sure. Whateves.

In The Big City
<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: I Love You, Cool Hair. It Was A Super Swell To Me.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Brian: Nice Hair, Noah.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Anytime.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Perry: Heeheehee! Nice Hair, GENIUS! HAHAHAHA!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Heehee! I Love This Hair!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Noah Hair Is Growing)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Ooh, What's Going On To My Hair? Wow! I'm A Big Cool Hair! Now I'm Cooler Than Ever!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Josie: Oh My Goodness! Now You Look Very Handsome Now!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: With Pleasure.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Wowee! YOU'RE SO COOL NOW, NOAH!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Thanks, Uncle Grandpa!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Noah Hair Is Growing Big)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: WHA? I Think He's Going For The Ol' Hair Style... BETTER THAN THE OLD MOTHER!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Wow, You Really Are The Coolest Big Hair I Know.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Yeah, You Set It.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: It Looks Like You Need A Rub Your Hair.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: I Did?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Of Course You Did.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Well... Okay!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Noah Rubs The Big Hair)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: There You Go!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Noah Hair Is Growing Bigger)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Whoa! My Hair Is Getting Bigger! Why Does Keep Happening?!?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: YOU ARE BEING SO VERY COOL! NOW SEE THE REST OF THE KIDS!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Okay, I'll Try!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Masta: WHOA! You Are The Bigger Hair I Know! You Really Are A Star!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: A Star?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Masta: A Star.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: WOW! NOW I'M POPULAR!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Noah's Hair Is Growing Biggest)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: AAH!! NOW I'M EVEN COOLEST THAT EVER!!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Wow, That's Too Cool To Me!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: You Mean It's So Cool But It Seems Pretty Okay!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Hey There, Riley! How Do I Look?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Riley: YOU ARE TOO COLD, NOAH! YOU HAVE A BIGGEST AND COOLEST HAIR OF ALL MANKIND!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: See, Uncle Grandpa. It Can't Possibly Get Any Worse.

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Noah Hair Is Growing Giant, And Hurricane Is Starting)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: OH NO!!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY HAIR!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Giant Hair Punches Riley)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Riley: AH!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Sorry!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: THAT ABSOLUTELY NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: Uncle Grandpa, Does This Look Your Hair To You?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: AAAH!!! HELP, UNCLE GRANDPA!!! MY HAIR IS GOING CRAZY!!!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY, I KNOW HOW TO FIX THE HAIR!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Uncle Grandpa Punches Noah's Giant Hair And Noah's Giant Hair Has A Super Punches Uncle Grandpa)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: AAHH!!!!! Well, That Didn't Work.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: There's Only One Salution What They Belong To Noah, It's Dinosaur Breath Time!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Mr. Gus Fires At Noah's Giant Hair)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: NO! MY HAIR!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus: YES!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: Now That's Why I Burned Noah's Hair.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: That's Why I've Been Trying To Tell You!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: My Hair Is Ruined!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Ava: Your Hair Is Gone!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Brian: What A Rager!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Everyone Laughs)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: STOP! STOOOP!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Everyone Gasps)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: I Know How Listen With You Guys! I Just Know How That Noah Is Giving A Giant Hair And Hurricane And It's All My Fault. I'll Never Get A Single Hair Again. Because I'm BALD!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: (Gasps) You're RIGHT!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: (Sobbing) And From Now On, You Can Decide To Fix The Hair. WHAT DID YA SAY? ARE WE DOING IT, OR NOT?

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Everyone Silent Pause 5 Seconds, Everyone Cheers)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: NOW THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR! COME ON, LET'S GO FIX THE HAIR!

<p style="font-size:14px;">22 Minutes Later...

<p style="font-size:14px;">Noah: Wow! That Hair Looks Good As New. But I'm Cool Now. Thanks Uncle Grandpa For Fixing My Fair.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Anytime, Noah. Anytime. Goodbye! Well, Guys, I Guess My Work Here Is Done.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: What's That?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Oh, Right. It's Tiger. Hey, Tiger, Did You Have Our Device?

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Giant Realistic Flying Tiger Is Grabbing A Computer)

<p style="font-size:14px;">GRFT: (ROARS)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Oh, Right. That's What I Thought He Said.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: (Sighs) Woe Is Me.