Buzz Buzz/Rarity Goes Buzz Buzz

Buzz, Buzz re-titled Rarity Goes Buzz Buzz for American audiences, is the seventeenth episode of the third season episode of Rainbow Dash the Pegasus Pony and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Buzz Buzz/James Goes Buzz Buzz.

Cast

 * Rarity as James
 * Mayor Mare as Duck
 * Chief Thunderhooves as BoCo
 * Apple Strudel as Trevor
 * Fiddly Twang as The Vicar of Wellsworth
 * Flim and Flam as Bill and Ben (do not speak)
 * Rainbow Dash as Thomas (cameo)
 * Pumpkin Cake as Bridget Hatt (cameo)
 * Goldie Delicious as Mrs. Kyndley (cameo)
 * Jonagold as Jem Cole (cameo)
 * Gala Appleby as Farmer Trotter (cameo)
 * Twilight Sparkle as Edward (mentioned)
 * Spa Ponies as Coaches

Transcript

 * George Carlin: Apple Strudel the Old Apple was enjoying his work in the Orchard. Birds were singing and apples were brightening on the trees. It was a lovely day.
 * Rarity: Hello Apple Strudel.
 * George Carlin: Said Rarity.
 * Rarity: You look as bright and cheerful as my white fur.
 * Apple Strudel: Oh I am.
 * George Carlin: Replied Apple Strudel.
 * Rarity: What's that noise?
 * Apple Strudel: It's the bees.
 * George Carlin: Laughed Apple Strudel.
 * Trevor: They're all in these boxy things called beehives. I'm taking them to the station. Fiddly Twang says her bees make good honey and she's giving some of them to her friends.
 * George Carlin: Just then, Chief Thunderhooves the buffalo chief hummed in.
 * Chief Thunderhooves: Take care you two. Don't make the bees angry. They might sting you.
 * George Carlin: Rarity didn't like being told what to do by a Everfree Forest Resident and he buzzed away.
 * Chief Thunderhooves: Goodbye, Apple Strudel.
 * George Carlin: Called Chief Thunderhooves and set off to see Mayor Mare at the next station. Flim and Flam the tank salespony twins were busy arranging carts. But they scampered off when they saw Chief Thunderhooves.
 * Chief Thunderhooves: I remember the first time I met those two.
 * George Carlin: Laughed Chief Thunderhooves.
 * Chief Thunderhooves: They nearly made my eyes pop out. Twilight Sparkle soon put a stop in their games.
 * Mayor Mare: Twilight is the only one who can keep Flim and Flam in order.
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Mayor Mare.
 * Mayor Mare: I sometimes call them "The Bees".
 * Chief Thunderhooves: A good name.
 * George Carlin: Replied Chief Thunderhooves.
 * Chief Thunderhooves: Their terrors when the start buzzing around.
 * George Carlin: Rarity bustled in.
 * Rarity: What's that, Mayor? Are you afraid of bees? They're only insects after all, so don't let that buzz box buffalo tell you different.
 * Mayor Mare: His name is Chief Thunderhooves, and he didn't. We...
 * Rarity: I wouldn't care, if hundreds were swarming around. I'd just spit on them and make them buzz off.
 * Mayor Mare: Buzz, buzz, buzz.
 * George Carlin: Retorted Mayor Mare. The next morning, Rarity arrived at the corner to collect her carts. The spa ponies were excited and keened to get on board. The platform was crowded and the porter was in a hurry.
 * Porter: Mind your backs.
 * George Carlin: He shouted. Then there was trouble. The beehive fell and broke open. The corner cleared like magic. Rarity heard a familiar buzzing. The bees were to cold to be cross so they buzzed around the feeder hoping he'd mend their hive. But he didn't understand, nor did her rider. So the bees turned to Rarity. Her salivia was nice and warm.
 * Rarity: Buzz off! Buzz off!
 * George Carlin: Hissed Rarity. One bee burnt its foot.
 * Bee: Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
 * George Carlin: The bee thought Rarity had burnt him on purpose.
 * (The bee charges toward Rarity)
 * George Carlin: So it stung Raruty right back on the nose.
 * (Doink!)
 * Rarity: Eeeeeeeeeeee!
 * George Carlin: Yelled Rarity. She had had enough so had her feeder and rider. They didn't notice till too late that they had left all their carts behind. They tried everything to get rid of the bees. First they spun in the dizzitron but to no avail. They tried washing them off but the bees clung harder to Rarity' warm saliva. Then they tried smoking them off by going through a long tunnel. But still the bees wouldn't go away.
 * Rider: It's no good, Rarity.
 * George Carlin: Said her rider.
 * Rider: We'll just have to get back to the orchard and fetch another hive.
 * George Carlin: Rarity' reply was drowned by the sound of buzzing. Fiddly Twang was waiting anxiously for Rarity. When she arrived, the buzz swarm straight into their new home.
 * Rider: Come on, Rarity.
 * George Carlin: Said her rider.
 * Rider: What you need now is a good hosedown.
 * George Carlin: Later that evening, Rarity was resting in the bedroom when Fiddly Twang came to see her.
 * Fiddly Twang: Thank you for saving my bees.
 * George Carlin: She said.
 * Fiddly Twang: It's the pity it's not Hearths Warming then we can call you Rarity the Red-Mussle Unicorn.
 * George Carlin: Everypony laughed even Rarity. But instead, they decided to call Rarity "The Bees Knees", which means they thought she was more useful than ever.