Who's Killing the Muppets/Equestria Girls

Cast

 * Gonzo as Rainbow Dash
 * Fozzie Bear as Pinkie Pie
 * Kermit the Frog as Twilight Sparkle
 * Miss Piggy as Fluttershy
 * Scooter as Sunset Shimmer
 * Hooded Killer/Skeeter as Demon Sunset Shimmer (Sunset Demon)
 * Steve Martin as Principal Celestia
 * Camilla the Chicken as Spike the Dog
 * Statler as Demon Snips
 * Waldorf as Demon Snails

Transcript
Rainbow Dash: For my next feat, I will walk across hot coals while explaining what the hell I am.

Demon Sunset Shimmer: No! For your next feat, you die!

(Demon Sunset Shimmer throws a fireball, decapitating Rainbow, and Rainbow's corpse falls on the hot coals.)

(At Rainbow Dash's funeral and burial ceremony)

Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash died as she lived, and our family will never be whole again. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Principal Celestia! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Celestia: The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want. He makes me like..

Fluttershy (interrupting): Oh, are we burying him in the city?

(Spike barks and jumps on the casket.)

Pinkie Pie: You know, the last time a Muppet died was--

Celestia (interrupting): Excuse me?

Pinkie Pie: Don’t you mean, "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"?

Celestia: No, this is a funeral. I’m working. Do I come to where you work and knock the (BEEP!) outta your mouth?!

Twilight Sparkle: Wow, Min’s working blue, but she’s right. We vowed never to talk about... that night.

(The friends turn to look at Sunset Shimmer)

Pinkie: And then the dad says, "The Aristocrats!" Wocka-wocka!

Demon Sunset Shimmer: Hey, Pinkie. Why did the bear turn red?

Pinkie: I don’t know, stranger.

Demon Sunset Shimmer: Because he was embarrassed!

Pinkie: (Sarcasticly claps) Wocka-wocka.

Demon Sunset Shimmer: Then how about this?! You'll turn red like the bear because I'll shoot you with a beam!

(Demon Sunset Shimmer shoots Pinkie Pie with a beam, and it breaks all her bones)

Pinkie: What a show stopper.

(Falls on stage)

Demon Snips: See? I told you the pink haired girl was gonna die on stage tonight.

(Demon Snips and Demon Snails laugh)

Pinkie: Hey guys, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?

Demon Snails: You're an ambulance!

(Demon Snips and Demon Snails laugh again)

(Pinkie Pie) is dragged offscreen and murdered.)

(Red wagon is rolled out on stage.)

Twilight Sparkle: First Rainbow Dash, now Pinkie Pie. Could we be paying the price for what we did to...

Fluttershy: Don’t say that name, Twilight.

Barney: Oh, Fluttershy's telling me what to do. Wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gotta come see this. Fluttershy’s telling me what to do! Wow, must be a day that ends in Y!

(Sunset Shimmer carries a box of props.)

Twilight: Oh hey, uh, Sunset?

Sunset: Oh! Hey there, boss.

Twilight: We need to talk about your sister’s death.

Sunset: Why, sure. I love talking about my demonic sister, if not for that tragic accident.

Twilight: You know, I’m gonna stop you right there. I got something I gotta tell you.

(Flashback to Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Spike the Dog, and Sunset Demon near a swimming pool.)

Twilight: Let’s play The Little Mermaid!

Pinkie Pie: Let’s question Twilight’s sexuality. Wocka wocka!

Rainbow Dash: Hold on! Let me grab my floaties.

Spike: What a nerd.

Fluttershy: Ahem. Moi will play "La Petite Mermaid".

Demon Sunset: Mermaids aren’t weak! (Smack!)

Twilight: Yikes! Sunset Demon, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now. Walk away.

(Smacks Twilight)

Pinkie: Mommy! Tina’s hitting us again!

Twilight: Yeah, who's the homo now?

(Sunset Demon beats up Pinkie; Sunset Demon gets hit by Twilight using a wagon and knocked into the pool.)

Twilight: If we do this thing, it’s our secret forever.

(All the friends agree and drown Sunset Demon in the pool.)

All of the friends: MOMMY!

Sunset Shimmer: You killed my sister?!

Twilight Sparkle: It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Sunset Demon’s come back from the grave for revenge!

Sunset Shimmer: Oh, sister will have her revenge…

(Sunset Shimmer transforms into Sunset Demon, and Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy scream in fear.)

Twilight and Fluttershy: AAAAHH!!!

Demon Sunset: (is about to fire a fireball at Twilight and Fluttershy) 15 seconds till your death!

Fluttershy: HIIII-YAH! (Jumps to kick her, but misses) Wuh!

Demon Sunset: Here it comes! Showtime!

(Spike barks, holding a bow and arrow.)

( Subtitle: "Get away from her, you idiot!")

Demon Sunset: You can’t shoot me! Puppies don’t even have fingers!

(Spike fires an arrow, stabbing Sunset Demon in the head.)

Demon Sunset: Yeow!

Celestia (chuckling): That bit never gets old. [dances]

THE END