Spike, Pipsqueak and The Squeak

Spike, Pipsqueak and The Squeak is the twenty-first episode of the sixth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the one hundred and fifty-first episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Thomas, Percy and The Squeak.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Sapphire Shores as Alicia Botti
 * Apple Bloom as Annie (does not speak)
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (does not speak)
 * Shining Armor as Edward (cameo)
 * Big Macintosh as Henry (cameo)
 * Braeburn as Toby (cameo)
 * Cherry Jubilee as The Refreshment Lady (cameo)
 * Twist as Nancy (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "The animals in Ponyville enjoy the summer. Hoity Toity arranges lots of concerts. Music can often be heard drifting through the air.

The animals do enjoy it.

One morning, the animals were excited. Sapphire Shores, the famous singer, was coming to Ponyville."

Chief Thunderhooves: "She's a coloratura."

Narrator: "Said Chief Thunderhooves importantly."

Spike: "What's a coloratura?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike."

Chief Thunderhooves: "It means she can sing high notes very, very loud."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Hoity Toity will choose me to collect her."

Narrator: "Boasted Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I'm the brightest and the shiniest."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Nonsense! I'm the most important!"

Narrator: "Huffed Chief Thunderhooves.

Spike wanted to feel important, too."

Spike: "He might choose me!"

Narrator: "He said, hopefully."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Well, one thing's for sure,"

Narrator: "Said Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "He won't choose Dirty Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Don't call me 'Dirty Pipsqueak'!"

Narrator: "He chuffed crossly, and he ran away.

But the next day, Hoity Toity didn't choose Chief Thunderhooves, and he didn't choose Cranky. He chose Spike."

Hoity Totiy: "Make sure Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle are squeakly clean."

Narrator: "He said"

Spike: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Spike proudly. He felt very important, indeed."

Spike: "Move aside, Dirty Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Chuffed Spike."

Spike: "I'm the important animal today."

Pipsqueak: "But I need a shower!"

Narrator: "Wailed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "My passengers will laugh at me!"

Spike: "But I need a squeaky clean."

Narrator: "Huffed Spike."

Spike: "So you'll just have to wait.

Pipsqueak: "I can't wait!"

Narrator: "Grumped Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I'm a guaranteed connection."

Narrator: "And he chuffed away.

Soon Spike was shiny and squeaky clean. He felt more imortant then ever. But as the workmen checked on Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle, they heard a strange sound."

(Squeak)

Spike: "What's that?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike anxiously.

His driver quickly oiled Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle's feets."

Spike's Driver: "That should take care of the bothersome squeak."

Narrator: "He said.

On the way to the docks, Spike heard a squeak again."

(Squeak)

"He was worried. It didn't sound like his 'Squeaky Clean' squeak.

Spike squeaked noisily into the keyside, where Sapphire Shores was waiting."

(Squeak)

"Hoity Toity lead Sapphire Shores behind of Sweetie Belle, when..."

Sapphire Shores: "A mouse!!!"

Narrator: "Sapphire Shores screamed."

(Mouse squeaks)

Sapphire Shores: "AAAAH!"

Narrator: "And she screamed and she screamed, and she screamed.

She screamed so loud and so long, that windows broke all over Ponyville."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Definitely a coloratura."

Narrator: "Said Chief Thunderhooves.

Sapphire Shores was cross."

Sapphire Shores: "I can't possibly travel with fillies riddled with mice!"

Narrator: "Hoity Toity was very embarrassed, and Spike didn't feel important at all. Just then, Pipsqueak retuned from his garranteed connection."

Sapphire Shores: "Look at the little filly,"

Narrator: "Sapphire Shores exclaimed."

Sapphire Shores: "So sweet, and dirty, like a proper animal."

Chief Thunderhooves: "But he's filthy!"

Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves huffed snootily."

Pipsqueak: "But I clean up nice!"

Narrator: "Smiled Pipsqueak. He was glad somebody noticed.

Sapphire Shores lined up with Pipsqueak's buffaloes, and Pipsqueak walked away. He felt very proud.

Later, Spike saw Pipsqueak at the showers."

Spike: "I'm sorry I called you 'Dirty Pipsqueak'."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "You go first."

Pipsqueak: "Thanks, Spike. It's good to be friends."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "But where is your mouse?"

Spike: "You'll see."

Narrator: "Grinned Spike.

That night was Sapphire Shores' concert. Her voice carried across half of Ponyville.

Hoity Toity made the mouse her very own home in the corner of the library, and Spike named her 'Sapphire'."

(Sapphire the Mouse squeaks twice)