Mega Man X/LazyTown

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a robot should be able to fly

it doesnt even have wings to get its metal body off the ground

the robot, of course, flies anyway

because robots dont care what humans think is possible

Red, black, red, black, red, black, red, black

Zero! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Zero?

- X?

- Can you believe this is happening?

- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm Excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz!

- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000!

Zero, I told you, stop flying in the house!

- Hey X.

- Hey Zero.

- Is that fuzz gel?

- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad i took a day and hitchiked around  the hive.

You did come back different.

-, Hi, Zero!

- Axl, growing a moustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Iris?

- Yeah.

- Going to the funeral?

- No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows, try being heterosexual, you die.

i was gonna finish this and do it with the rest of the script but i genuinely cant bring myself to do that and also u cant swear on here. this is the second time im editing it bc i had to remove all of my Innapropriate Language. i hate this and im deleting this account immediately after i send this and im never touching another wiki page again