CartoonTales: The Ballad of Timmy (transcript) (VF2000's version)

Cast

 * Timmy Turner (The Fairly Oddparents ) as Junior Asparagus as Benjamin
 * Woody (Toy Story ) as Archibald Asparagus as Benjamin's Father
 * Po Peep (Toy Story) as Archibald's Wife  as Benjamin's Mother
 * Luigi (Cars) as Jean-Claude Pea
 * Guido (Cars) as Phillipe Pea
 * Kristoff (frozen) as Larry the Cucumber as Huckleberry Larry
 * Jimmy Neutron as Bob the Tomato as Tomato Sawyer and Narrator
 * King Candy (Wreck-it Ralph) as Mr. Lunt as Flint Lockwood
 * Margo Gru (Despicable Me) as Ellen Gourd as Sam Sparks
 * Flapjack (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) as Percy Pea
 * Wallace (Wallace & Gromit) as Grandpa George as Stabbed
 * Carl Wheezer (Jimmy Neutron) as Li'l Pea (Cameo)
 * E.B. (Hop) as Townsperson (Cameo)
 * Skippy Rabbit (Robin Hood) as Jimmy's Son (cameo)
 * Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Jerry Gourd (cameo)

Chapter :1 CartoonTales Theme Song

 * (JimmyandFriends 's Entertainment  presents logo shows up)
 * (CartoonTales logo shows up)
 * (Created by JimmyandFriends title shows up)
 * Jimmy: If you like to talk  to genius...
 * Jimmy, SpongeBob and Patrick: If a squash can make you smile...
 * All: If you like to waltz with animals Up and down the produce aisle...
 * Jimmy: Ahem, excuse me. Have we got a show for you!
 * All: CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales! CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales!
 * Jimmy: 'Elephant, penguin, gotta be...
 * All: CartoonTales There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! It's time for CartoonTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
 * (Crash)
 * Cars: Ya!
 * (Cartoons laughing)

Chapter :2 Countertop Intro

 * Jimmy Neutron: Hello Kids, Welcome to CartoonTales, Jimmy Neutron
 * Kristoff: and I'm kristoff.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Yeah, on our last three shows, Are You Not My Neighbor?, Alvin, The Amiable Viking and Taran and Princess Eliwony; there was a lotta action. So anyways, we're gonna start off with the perfect story.
 * Kristoff: The Ballet of Timmy. Roll film.

Chapter :3 King Candy Battles Margo Gru

 * (The Ballad of Timmy logo shows up)
 * Jimmy Neutron: (narrator voice) Once upon a time, in a make-believe land where Utah and California are right next to each other, there needs to be a gum and a man and then somebody would buy it.

Chapter :6 "Drive-Thru Songs With Dracula"

 * Narrator: And now it's time for silly songs with sheen the part of the Show were sheen comes out and sings a silly song
 * Dr.Octagonapus: That's it no no no no no no and no, hid don here, Thanks Sheen
 * Sheen: oh yeah, but long sir water buffalo
 * Dr.Octagonapus: this long in nere sing
 * (Picture of Dracula and a penguin with a mask)
 * Narrator: And now it's time for drive-thru songs with Dracula the part of the show were Dracula comes out and sings a drive-thru song. Today, Dracula sings about "And now it's time for Sillys Larry. Silly song."
 * (Color changes, mask disappears and camera zooms into Dracula's eyes as Jaws-like music plays)
 * Quartet: Er, er.... woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaow.
 * Guy at Drive-Thru: Would you mind opening your cage open a little bit.
 * Cat: (roars like a bear)
 * Dracula; I would not be sure to get the "I'm Scared!" DVD on my drive-thru. THrough into my bis and we go to a borough. Even my pancreas. La-la-la-la-la.
 * Quartet: We are the Chickens. He's kicking kittens.
 * Dracula: Umm, I can't shave.
 * Penguin: You can't?
 * Dracula. No.
 * Sillys: Oh, long. Lick a cow. Long. Lick a cow.
 * (Ridiculous dumb music plays )
 * Sillys: Are you done, penguin.
 * Narrator: This has been "Sillys Larry. Silly Song." and Drive-Thru Songs with Dracula. (As he says this, the camera zooms  out as the color changes back  to normal) Tune in next time to hear Dracula say.
 * Dracula: Oh, Penguin! I've learned to shave.
 * Penguin: Oh, Dracula...

Chapter: 10 What We Have Learned

 * Kristoff: Wow Jimmy, that's it's great
 * Jimmy Neutron: Thanks Kristoff
 * Kristoff: this cartoon
 * Jimmy Neutron: we're over by qwerty to talk about what we have learned today
 * Cowboy Singers: and so what we have learned applies to our lives (fast foward noise) Well take a look.
 * Kristoff: What was that?
 * Jimmy Neutron: Norm's notes version.
 * Dexter: (offscreen) For the vegetable on the go!
 * Jimmy Neutron: Can you put up the verse for us? Oh, great. Somebody turned off Qwerty. Who turned off QWERTY!? Let's see... "Control - shift - tab - delete." Ah, no, no, no. (Kristoff hops off) "Shift - escape - six - option." No, no, no. "Function, escape, tab, L..."
 * Kristoff: (coming back, holding a sign) Hey, Neutron.
 * Jimmy Neutron: "Don't be selfish." That's a good one.
 * Kristoff: We gotta clear the stage now. Time for the world premiere of the Ballad of Timmy music video.

Chapter: 11 The Ballad of Timmy Music Video

 * Timmy: Woody, I Work to cowboy, the fair cowboy, hand bone

Chapter: 12 End Credits

 * Luigi: You guys are fat!
 * Patrick: The end.
 * Directed by Jimmyandfriends
 * Produced by John Lasseter and Cory Edwards
 * Written by Taylor R. Smith
 * Musical Score Composed and Performed by Randy Newman
 * Muscial Score Produced by Randy Newman and Kurt Heinecke
 * (Jimmyandfriends's Entertainment logo shows up)