Avenue Q/If Moon Was Cookie (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Trekkie Monster as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Trekkie Monster: (spoken) Oh, me love to look at sky at night, to see stars go twinkle-twinkle. But, you know what me love to look at most - the moon. It's so big and round. And you know what moon remind me of? It remind me of big delicious cookie! Imagine, imagine what me do if moon was cookie. Imagine.

(sung) If moon was cookie, me think me would be The happiest monster you've ever seen I'd put on a spacesuit and up through the night I'd ride in a rocket and go take a bite

Me take bite from here, me take bite from there And pretty soon me bite everywhere Me eat with both hands, don't need fork or spoon I'd chew it all up, until there's no moon

(spoken) Who turned out the lights? Oh, me know what happened. Me ate moon and now there's no moonlight.

(sung) If moon was cookie it wouldn't be fine 'Cause if me ate it, then it wouldn't shine Me come to the window and look up at night But no little moonbeams would give me the light

So me not like to say it, but it clear to me We're lucky that moon is not a cookie