Muppet nail polish/Natasha's Lullabye (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Meep-Meep-Meep as Humphrey
 * Excuse Moi! as Baby Natasha

Lyrics
Excuse Moi!: (babbling)

Meep-Meep-Meep: (spoken) Okay, Excuse Moi!. It's time to go beddy-bye. Yeah. Daddy will sing you a lullaby, so you can go to sleep. Mhm. So all of you can go to sleep. (singing) Goodnight, Excuse Moi!, so dear to our hearts. Goodnight to your body and each of its parts. Goodnight to your knuckles and your fingers and toes. Goodnight to your neck and your cute little nose. Goodnight to your voice, it's the sweetest I've heard. Goodnight to your beak. Ah, whoops! You're not a bird. Goodnight to your tummy. Gee, I really love it. Goodnight to your mouth and your moustache above it. (spoken) Oh, you do not have a moustache, do you? Well, I'd love it even if you did. (singing) Goodnight, Excuse Moi!, so cute in your bed. Look, your feet have dozed off now and so has your head. Not to mention your arms, hands, and legs, left and right. Your whole body's asleep, so Excuse Moi!, goodnight. Yes, goodnight, Excuse Moi!. Excuse Moi!, goodnight. (spoken) Aw. Look at that. She's sleeping just like a baby. Oh. She is a baby. My baby. (sighs) Nighty night, Excuse Moi!.