The Secret Life of Humans trailer/Transcript

(A huge city of New York appears with Hiro's story)

(Hiro is riding a bike with Sawyer)

Hiro Hamada (narrating): My name is Hiro Hamada, and I'm the most luckiest teenage boy in New York, because of her.

Tagline: Ever wonder

(Hiro starts to take Sawyer's scarf off)

Sawyer: Come on, Hiro. I gotta go.

(Hiro catches up to Sawyer)

Sawyer: See you tonight.

Tagline: what the pets you love

Margaret: Bye, GoGo.

Baloo: So long, Ralph.

Kiara: See you later, Wendy.

Tagline: do when they leave?

(Wendy throws her food off the floor)

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)

(Soos uses a kitchen mixer for a massage)

Wreck-It Ralph: Morning, Hiro.

Hiro Hamada: Sup, guys.

GoGo Tomago: Any plans today?

Hiro Hamada: I got big plans. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna wait for Sawyer to come back. Oh, I miss her so much.

(Later that night)

Hiro Hamada: She's back!

Sawyer: Hey, Hiro. Am I late yet? I have some big news.

(Sawyer brings home Kristoff)

Sawyer: Hiro, this is Kristoff.

(Hiro gasps in fear)

Sawyer: Kristoff is going to be your brother.

(Kristoff kisses Hiro on the lips)

Tagline: From the animals behind "Mordecailaddin" and "Humantopia".

Hiro Hamada: Wendy, I've got a bad situation. Sawyer brought home a psychopath from the human pound. I don't even have a bed now.

(Kristoff sits on Hiro)

Hiro Hamada: I'm sleeping on the floor,

(Kristoff snores at Hiro on the floor)

Hiro Hamada: like a dog.

(Sawyer is seen brushing her teeth with Hiro talking about a bad situation)

Hiro Hamada: Kristoff is ruining our lives! It's an emergen--

(Hiro makes a barking sound)

Sawyer: Aww, you's a little cutie pie.

Kristoff: Hey. Hey.

(Kristoff is riding with Hiro)

GoGo Tomago: Hiro?

(Hiro and Kristoff end up in the pound)

Hans: Push the way down there.

Kristoff: Mind your own business! Oh my gosh, what happened to you?

(Hiro and Kristoff run for their lives then get captured in the Human Control)

Hiro Hamada: Wait! Help! Help! Help!

Wreck-It Ralph: Did you hear that?

Soos Ramirez: Butterfly!

(Ralph, Soos, Felix and Sandy chase after the butterfly)

GoGo Tomago: Hiro is missing! We've got to find him!

Hiro Hamada: Sawyer's gonna be worried sick.

Kristoff: We've had a great thing going. I blame myself.

Hiro Hamada: Yeah. Me too. I blame you a lot.

(Li'l Gideon appears with a key)

Li'l Gideon: We bust the both of you outta here, but from now on, you work for me. Advantage me!

(Li'l Gideon laughs but suddenly, candy falls from his butt)

Li'l Gideon: Uh-oh. Just ignore what just happened. OK?

(Li'l Gideon continues laughing)

Kristoff: Run, Hiro!

(Hiro and Kristoff escape from Li'l Gideon's henchmen)

(GoGo rides on Ford)

Geppetto: This is my city. I'll find your friend. We've gotta take this secret rout.

(Geppetto slides into a pipe)

Wendy Corduroy: OK. The secret rout was death.

Geppetto: Come on.

(GoGo, Ralph and Soos slide in)

(Hiro and Kristoff fall into a sewer)

Hiro Hamada: We can find our way home. We are descendant from the mighty wolf.

Echo Creek Students: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

(GoGo, Wendy, Ford, Ralph, Dipper, Wasabi, Soos and Geppetto fly in a skyscraper)

Hiro Hamada: We have robbed primal instincts

North: Hi. How are ya?

Hiro Hamada: that are moments away from leading us home.

(Hiro and Kristoff fall into a lake)

Kristoff: Is our home that way?

Hiro Hamada: Seriously?!

Title: The Secret Life of Humans

Narrator: The Secret Life of Humans.

Mufasa: Be a good boy, Fred.

(Fred turns on to "Bounce" by System of a Down)

Tagline: Coming Soon.