Disney's Weird World Full Script

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 * (The film begins by showing the city of Weird World)
 * George Jacqueline (voice): Hello! My name is George. George A. Jacqueline. And I have a story about how I became one of the most heroic people ever and found my long lost sister.
 * (scene then cuts to the city of Weird World to a rocky mountain on a beach and then a Big Mac house on the edge of the rocky mountain are shown)
 * (In the house, George is asleep in bed when the alarm clock rings) (The clock reads 7:25am and George tries to turn it off, then grabs a hammer and smashes it, then sits up in surprise)
 * George Jacqueline: Sour cream and beetroot! Oh. (yawns and stretches) (Craig somehow is in George's bed) Good morning.
 * Craig: Morning.
 * George Jacqueline: Ahh!
 * Craig: Ahh!
 * George Jacqueline: Ahh!
 * Craig: Ahh!
 * George Jacqueline: Don't hurt me!
 * Craig: DON'T HURT ME!!
 * (George and Craig breath repeatedly for a few seconds, George stops but Craig keeps doing it)
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, stop that.
 * Craig: (stops breathing) OK.
 * George Jacqueline: Honestly, you are full of mischief and surprises.
 * Craig: I know. Sorry I scared you. (sighs happily) Good, it's time to get up. I love mornings. (gets out of bed and opens the curtains) Wow! Look at the beautiful morning sun.
 * George Jacqueline: (gets out of bed and looks at the sun) Woah. That is beautiful. I could see it all day. (his eyes are burning)
 * Craig: Uh, George?
 * George Jacqueline: (slurps a drink and his eyes get cooler) What, Craig?
 * Craig: Nothing, but... *Sniggers* ...I thought your eyes were on fire. (George punches him) Ow!
 * George Jacqueline: Never mind that. You wanna get some breakfast?
 * Craig: Yeah! Yeah, I do! Meet in the kitchen in 10 seconds. (bounces slowly to the door and bumps into it and falls over) It might be 20 seconds though.
 * (A "Twenty Seconds Later" timecard is shown then Craig is putting two waffles in the toaster)
 * Craig: Ahh! I hate waiting! But I'll listen to some music while I'm waiting. (puts on a sombrero and a fake moustache, then turns the radio on and the music that comes on is The Mexican Hat Dance by El Jarabe Tapatio) (He starts spinning into the air) NACHO-ROOKIE...!!! (hits George who comes downstairs and they both fall onto the floor)
 * George Jacqueline: Craig!
 * Craig: *In Spanish accent* ¡ Ah! Hola. Ven a la cocina y disfruta del viaje.
 * George Jacqueline: Aren't you suppose to be doing my breakfast?
 * Craig: *In Spanish accent* Sorry, amigo! *In normal voice* I mean sorry.
 * (the waffles pop up from the toaster and Craig puts them on a plate)
 * George Jacqueline: More waffles!
 * Craig: *In Spanish accent* OK, amigo! (puts two more waffles in the toaster and then they pop up) ¡ Ah! Perfecto.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, stop speaking Spanish!
 * Craig: *In Spanish accent* Sorry, amigo! *In normal voice* I mean sorry.
 * (Craig puts the waffles on top of the other ones) (Then, he puts honey in them, then some cream on and sprinkles strawberries, raspberries, blackberries and blueberries on them)
 * Craig: *In Spanish accent* Done, amigo! *In normal voice* I mean, done George!
 * (George and Craig laugh) (Barking can be heard)
 * George Jacqueline: Huh? Huh! It's Atom Pup! Come here boy! Come here.
 * Craig: Come here Atom Pup.
 * (George picks up Atom Pup and strokes him)
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, yeah what a good boy, aren't you, aren't you, aren't you? Yeah you are. Well, we should get me ready for ourselves ready. Hopefully, the day will go well.
 * Craig: I guess it will. What could go wrong?
 * (The logo for the film is shown along with other details along the way and the UK theme to the game show Blockbusters plays)
 * Craig: Now to get ready for the day ahead. (George and Craig are in their separate showers) And don't forget to wash behind you're ears.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, you don't have ears.
 * Craig: So, neither do you.
 * (George puts shaving cream on his face, then shaves it)
 * George Jacqueline: Perfect.
 * (Then, Craig puts some shaving cream on his face, then on his entire body)
 * Craig: Well, that's not gonna work. Have we got another bottle?
 * George Jacqueline: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! No.
 * (George brushes his teeth, then uses a water pistol to spray water in his mouth, gargles and spits) (Craig brushes too)
 * George: Craig, you doing a good job on brushing your teeth...
 * Craig: I know, good huh?
 * George: The thing is though, your using the shaving cream, not the toothpaste.
 * Craig: What? (picks up the bottle and the label says "Shaving Cream") Oh. (smacks his lips) Actually, it tastes OK.
 * George: (combs his hair) Perfect.
 * Craig: (brushes his hair using a paint brush, then dips the brush in some blue paint and paints over a crack on his shell) Volia.
 * George Jacqueline: Let's see. (dresses up in various things like a doctor, boxer, policeman, Shakespeare, knight, robot, scuba diver, penguin until he finally gets his normal clothes on) No, no, nuh uh, no, not this one, *In robitic voice* incorrect, not that, no flippin' way... Perfect! (grabs his trainers) Craig, tie my laces please.
 * Craig: OK. (ties George's laces) There.
 * George Jacqueline: Thanks, bud. Now I'm ready to go to college.
 * Craig: Yeah, yay!
 * Both: Power punch! (both their fists fly off then fly to each other and explode)
 * (George arrives at a place called The Redhill College and parks his car, while pushing another car out of the parking space) (George gets out and puts a padlock on the car, then takes the steering wheel off and puts it in his rucksack) (George walks into the college and into his classroom where his other classmates are waiting) (He looks at the star chard and while his fellow classmates have 5-6 stars next to their names, George has 38 stars next to his name)
 * George Jacqueline: *Giggles* Lucky 95! (walks to a table and sets by the table Joe-Freddie, Turpit, Milko and Toe Jam are on) Hello, guys!
 * Milko: Hey, guys! It's George!
 * Turpit: George?
 * Joe-Freddie: Good to see our favourite fellow stuent.
 * Toe Jam: How are things going, bro?
 * George Jacqueline: Great, thanks!
 * (footsteps can be heard outside the classroom)
 * (George parks the car underneath the house)
 * (the scene then cuts to George walking into the living room to find Craig watching TV)
 * George Jacqueline: Hello.
 * Craig: Oh, hello, George. How was school?
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, it was great, thanks.
 * (George grabs some red and orange top hats and puts them on Craig)
 * George Jacqueline: He, he. Red, orange, red orange.
 * (George finds a green top hat and puts that on Craig too)
 * George Jacqueline: (points to the top hats on Craig's head) Ong, ong, he, he. Traffic lights!
 * Craig: Oh, shut up. (throws the top hats away) If there was an actual traffic light in here, I could pop it on your head and laugh at you.
 * George Jacqueline: Fat chance! Hey. (looks at the viewers) Psst. Watch this for a laugh. I'm gonna give the performance of a lifetime. Oi! Bulb Bell! I'm the Daddy now!
 * Craig: (his pupil enlarges) O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o...!
 * George Jacqueline: What are you doing?
 * Craig: ...o-o-o-o-oooooooo-ah! What shall I do for you?
 * George Jacqueline: Perfect. Now, get in the bathroom and draw a bus on the mirror. (takes out a green felt tip pen from his back) With this felt tip pen.
 * Craig: But you can't draw on a mirror.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, poke it!
 * (The telephone rings)
 * George Jacqueline: Would you excuse me?
 * (George walks into the hallway)
 * Craig: Hello-o-o? (Craig seems to have somehow got to the phone first)
 * (George walks into the living room when the lightbulb falls off the ceiling, smashing when it hits the floor)
 * George Jacqueline: What? Craig, the bulb's smashed! Get another lightbulb from the lightbulb drawer! You know, the one in the bedroom that also has a pistol in it? Craig?
 * (Craig is revealed on the coffee table with three plastic cups)
 * Craig: Ta-da!
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, I said to get a lightbulb, not play The Cup Game.
 * Craig: Well, I got the lightbulb out and the lightbulb is under one of the cups. Go on, try me.
 * George Jacqueline: OK, then. Begin.
 * (Craig picks up a cup with the lightbulb underneath it)
 * Craig: Look carefully. (after a few seconds, Craig covers the lightbulb) Ready?
 * George Jacqueline: Ready.
 * (Craig turns the cups round so fast, that George's eyes roll fast too)
 * Craig: Done.
 * George Jacqueline: OK. Is it... this one? (picks up the middle cup but there's nothing under) Oh. Then, this one. (picks up the cup on the left, but nothing's underneath) Oh-h-h-h-h! I know now. He-he. (picks up the cup on the right) Gotcha! What the h... Where is it?
 * Craig: I don't know. But I have... (a lightbulb appears from his head) ...a bright idea! *Gasps* (grabs the lightbulb and hides it, then giggles nervously)
 * Craig: What a day. I'll grill some burgers for dinner.
 * George Jacqueline: Lush! I l-l-l-love burgers!
 * Craig: Calm down, bud. They will take a while to grill.
 * George Jacqueline: OK then.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, can I ask a question? It's quite stupid but can I ask you anyway?
 * Craig: Better than every other best friend I had.
 * George Jacqueline: Well... why do crabs walk sideways?
 * Craig: Ha, ha, ha! Seriously? Well, they... Well... Because... It's bec... Why do crabs walk sideways? I... Well... so they can sing.
 * George Jacqueline: What?
 * Craig: (dances like crazy) # Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside! #
 * (George and Craig both laugh)
 * George Jacqueline: Good one. Say, how long will the burgers be?
 * Craig: Well, I'd say about 4 inches.
 * George Jacqueline: No, you moron! How long will they take to cook?
 * Craig: Oh! A few minutes.
 * George Jacqueline: OK, thanks.
 * Craig: Thanks for what?
 * George Jacqueline: Forget it.
 * (The scene cuts to George and Craig sitting on the couch eating their burger watching TV)
 * George Jacqueline: These burgers are great!
 * Craig: I'm glad. I haven't tied another shoe on my spring ever since I worked as a french fryer in Argentina.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, you don't wear shoes and it's obvious why. You've got no legs. And don't you mean french fry cook?
 * Craig: No. I had to turn myself into a french fryer since they didn't buy a new one.
 * George Jacqueline: (puts his hand on Craig and his eyes go large) You can turn INTO THINGS?!
 * Craig: Yep.
 * George Jacqueline: Turn into a cat.
 * Craig: (turns into a cat) Meow.
 * George Jacqueline: A giraffe.
 * (Craig turns into a giraffe, gargles and spits)
 * George Jacqueline: Wow. Wait, I know. Turn into ME.
 * Craig: As you wish.
 * (Craig turns into George)
 * George Jacqueline: *Gasps* (his eyes grow larger) It's all the me I could be.
 * Craig: There you go. (turns back to normal) Whatcha think?
 * George Jacqueline: That was amazing! Hey, I got an idea. Let's play I Spy.
 * Craig: OK, me, first! I spy with my... Only eye.
 * George Jacqueline: Come on, Atom-Pup's not gonna feed himself.
 * Craig: OK, Mr. Bossy. Something beginning wiith... C.
 * George Jacqueline: Cabinet!
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: Clouds!
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: Coasters!
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: Cupboard?
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: (starts looking bored) Chair?
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: (slightly boredly) Crab?
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: (boredly) Curtains?
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: (boredly) Couch.
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: I give up. What is it?
 * Craig: Sky.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig! You one-eyed cretin! "Sky" doesn't begin with C.
 * Craig: Oh, right. You're right, my brain is so tiny I can't even answer a simple Maths question. Huh?
 * (Craig looks out the window)
 * Craig: George, I saw a purple caiman holding a yellow iPod, eating a grilled cheese sandwich. And it talked Brazillian.
 * George Jacqueline: Don't be ridiculous. They don't exist. The official language of Brazil is Spanish anyway.
 * Purple Brazilian Sheep: (comes by the window (speaking gibberish) Olá!
 * George Jacqueline: Moron! That's a sheep.
 * Craig: Well, baa then.
 * George Jacqueline: (sighs)
 * Hikouki (on TV): And coming up next...
 * Craig: Hey look! News about King Pharrell's Diamond Jubilee! Turn it up!
 * Hikouki: I can just say now, I'm particularly nervous of announcing. I'M ON TV!
 * Hank: Just finish the speech, you idiot!
 * Hikouki: OK, Hank. (clears throat) Anyway, we now go live to our king who has a few words to say.
 * King Axecutioner: Thank you Hikouki. (In quiet voice) And stop being nervous while on TV. Right. (clears throat) Hello, my people. It's me King Pharrell who is the king of Weird World.
 * George Jacqueline: Hey, look! King Pharrell.
 * King Axecutioner: I'd like to invade, duh, I mean invite you all to my castle for my Diamond Jubilee this Friday. Biscuits, duh, I mean tickets are only $6.99 for a single person, or if more than one people come at the same time, it's $5 for each person. Thank you for listening. And this party is gonna be... (in opera voice) ...the most spectacular...!! (back in normal voice) ...you have ever seen. And have a lonely, duh I mean lovely day folks.
 * (The scene cuts the castle where the filming is at)
 * King Axecutioner: And cut. He, he. Good job everyone. You did well. I would like to say thanks to Hank and Hikouki for being my co-presenters. Roger for the editing and my faithful Ballonions for the filming, directing, producing, writing, music and a few other high technical pieces of information that I DON'T need to mumble, duh I mean mention. And that's all for now.
 * (Craig switches off TV)
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, my G-O-S-H! WE GOTTA GO!!!
 * Craig: Well we do have $10 I saved up for a special occasion. Will this be enough for both of us?
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, yes. I should think so. I love that guy.
 * Craig: I know. King Pharrell is awesome. Thanks to him, we have companies, food, television programmes and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH!
 * George Jacqueline: Absolutely! Look, I am just popping to see Joe-Freddie, Turpit, Milko and Toe Jam. (gets up and walks to the door)
 * Craig: Why do you always go to town in the evening?
 * George Jacqueline: I only go to the city cause there isn't anything else to do.
 * Craig: And I only go to the supermarket to play music on the cash register. And make sure you don't slam your face in the door on the way out!
 * George Jacqueline: Well, I suppose you'd want me to open the door like this... (opens the door) (a crab walks by him) Oh, after you sir. (The crab walks out) As I was saying, I suppose you'd want me to open the door like this... (opens the door again) (another crab walks by) Oh, after you sir. (The crab walks out) Right, I suppose you'd want me to open the door like this... (opens the door again) (A third crab walks by) Oh, after you sir. Wait a minute!
 * (George looks outside and the crab walks to a hole in the house, then stops) (A small hand grabs the crab and takes it in the house)
 * George Jacqueline: Hmm... Well then, I suppose that you'd want me to... GOTCHA!! (points to Craig who is winding up a robot crab)
 * Craig: (Throws the crab and puts his hands up) Wasn't me.
 * George Jacqueline: Whatever. Could I have my coat please?
 * (The scene cuts to George walking to a yellow 1954 Hudson Hornet)
 * Craig: George!
 * George Jacqueline: Yeah?
 * Craig: Do you have your driver's licence?
 * George Jacqueline: Yes!
 * Craig: OK, just checking.
 * George Jacqueline: Whatever.
 * (George comes up to his car, opens the front right door, then takes out a key, then walks to the boot of the car, opens it with the key, then uses it again to open a blue box which has another key in it, which he used to open a red box which has yet another key which he used to open a green box and it also has another key in)
 * George Jacqueline: Ahh!
 * (George shuts the boot, then opens the back left door and uses the key from the green box to open a yellow box which has another key in it)
 * George Jacqueline: Right, perfect. Ha, ha, ha.
 * (George then uses that key to open the hood of the car which has another key in which is the key that starts the engine)
 * George Jacqueline: Here it is.
 * (George gets in the car and starts the engine)
 * (George drives out of the parking space and passed the house)
 * George Jacqueline: See you later, Craig.
 * Craig: Er... *In a Spanish accent* Adiós!
 * George Jacqueline: And stop speaking Spanish! (George drives away off the beach, towards the city)
 * Craig: *In a Spanish accent* Sorry, Amigo! *In normal voice* Er, I mean sorry.
 * (George parks his car under the parking space under the stone mountain and the Big Mac house)
 * George Jacqueline: Home, sweet home. (gets out his car)
 * (A shadow flashes by) (George stops dead, looking puzzled)
 * George Jacqueline: What was that? Hello? Is anyone here? Huh? Huh?
 * Stephanie: (first appears coming round the corner) Where can I find another Master Hero to stop that evil king? (sees George) Hmm? Who is that?
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, well, back to the...
 * (Stephanie pops out of nowhere)
 * Stephanie: Excuse me?!
 * (George gets startled and falls down)
 * George Jacqueline: Don't scare me like that.
 * Stephanie: Ooh, sprry. *Giggles* Here want help getting up?
 * George Jacqueline: Yes... please. (George grabs Stephanie's hand and he gets up) I thought I heard someone and I was if...
 * Stephanie: It was me you heard.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, right. I'm George. George Jacqueline.
 * Craig: George, there you are! I've been looking all over for you and I thought... Wh... Who's that?
 * George Jacqueline: This is my best friend Craig.
 * Stephanie: Craig? Craig!
 * Craig: Stephanie! I haven't seen you since 1997 when we battled that Giant Orange Rhino, course that was the day we fell out, so... you know. *Giggles nervously* (blushes)
 * Stephanie: *Giggles nervously* (blushes)
 * George Jacqueline: You know each other? And your name is Stephanie?
 * Craig: Course we do. We are...
 * Stephanie and Craig: (both jump up) Master Heroes!
 * George Jacqueline: Er, sorry I'm not with you. Master Heroes? You guys are heroes and masters?
 * Stephanie: Yes, George. And yes my name is Stephanie.
 * George Jacqueline: (looks at Stephanie and gasps) Stephanie is a wonderful name. That name recalls somewhere. There is someone in my family called Stephanie, but I'm not sure what position she is at. Anyway, what are you doing around here... Stephanie?
 * Stephanie: Well, I came here to find someone who could help us save the world. We don't enough Master Heroes and that's when YOU come in.
 * George Jacqueline: Me?
 * Stephanie: Yes. You. Master Heroes are considered the most powerful, energetic and extraordinary heroes the world has ever seen or heard of. And we are gathering more Master Heroes to create the largest team of heroes the world has ever seen. We need your help.
 * George Jacqueline: *Sighs* That seems hard Stephanie. I'm only 21 and you guys are probably much older than me. I don't know if I can do it.
 * Stephanie: Don't worry George. (puts her hand on George's shoulder) I'm sure with help from me and Craig and few other of our friends, you will be a brilliant hero. I will keep both my eyes on you every step of the way and I will teach you the skills to become an excellent Master Hero.
 * George Jacqueline: Really?
 * Stephanie: Of course.
 * Craig: Yes, buddy, even if you are weak.
 * Stephanie: *Glares*
 * Craig: I mean, we wouldn't be Master Heroes without you. You are a good friend.
 * (A citizen runs past them screaming and more come running too)
 * Craig: Oh my gosh! (pulls out a sandwich from behind his back) I still haven't eaten this sandwich.
 * George Jacqueline: What was that?
 * Stephanie: Come with me! (grabs George and Craig and takes them to hide underneath a park bench)
 * Craig: My sandwich!
 * George Jacqueline: What's happening?
 * Stephanie: There's more about the story. Some say that somebody called "The Ancient" explained that he said that one day on a Wednesday on the 25th of a summer month, someone ordinary would become the most special, elegant, extraordinary, and most interesting person in the whole universe. You see, an evil snake/king was fighting The Ancient and blinded him with lava and he stole the powerful axe which would make him the most powerful king in the world.
 * George Jacqueline: Snake?
 * Stephanie: King Axecutioner! The actual name is King Pharrell. But he changed it to make it look more evil.
 * George Jacqueline: I recognize the name. *Gasps* Wait, that would mean... Oh... my... GOODNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
 * Stephanie: George, calm down. Breath. Don't want you getting a sore throat.
 * Craig: So, all along, King Pharrell, I mean, King Axe-e-qu-she-ner, is that how it's pronounced?
 * Stephanie: Yes.
 * Craig: ...was never a nice guy after all?
 * Stephanie: No.
 * Craig: Well, I'm good. Catch you later. (George throws a can of soda of him and he falls back making a weird face and gets up) Soda! (picks up the soda and opens it but soda sprays on his face) Ahh! Get it off! I'm allergic to being sprayed at by liquids.
 * George Jacqueline: But you're face isn't swelling up.
 * Stephanie: Can we take this seriously, please?
 * Craig: No. I mean yes.
 * Stephanie: We need to meet a group of Master Heroes in a land in the Sun.
 * George Jacqueline: But the Sun is far away in outer space, plus it's made of fire.
 * Craig: I thought the Sun was made of caramel.
 * George Jacqueline: (punches Craig) Shut it! Anyway, no one can even stand on it.
 * Stephanie: But there is a safe large area where the land is and it gets quite hot. My friend Sponghuck has a spaceship, so we can fly to the Sun. We have to find him and fast.
 * Craig: I don't do fast. Pass. (George punches him) Ow!
 * Stephanie: But it's best to get there fast! And the only way we shall get there.
 * Craig: Where? Aldi?
 * Stephanie: No! The Sunny Grounds. Come on! Let's go!
 * George Jacqueline: Thought you said the Sun.
 * Craig: And I thought I said it was made of caramel.
 * George Jacqueline: You DID (pushes Craig aside) say that you one-eyed cretin!
 * Craig: Don't call me a cretin!
 * Stephanie: Please don't fight. I hate to see anyone fight. And Craig, give George some respect. We are much older than him. He isn't immortal like us.
 * Craig: OK, S.
 * Stephanie: Now, let's go.
 * George Jacqueline: Wait! I have a question!
 * Stephanie: What NOW?!
 * George Jacqueline: I... I... I... want to know what the word immortal means.
 * Stephanie: That's easy. It means living forever and never dying or decaying.
 * George Jacqueline: (has a cute look on his face) Wow! Living forever.
 * Stephanie: I'm glad your happy about that, but now we have to get out of here. And oh, on the way, keep out for small people.
 * George Jacqueline: Who? The Clangers?
 * Stephanie: No. (dramatic music plays) Balloonions!
 * George Jacqueline: Balloonions?
 * Stephanie: Yes. They are King Axecutioner's main minions. They are small black balloons. Also his servants, guards, waiters, story-tellers...
 * George Jacqueline: Firemen, policemen and postmen?
 * Stephanie: N...
 * Craig: Well, probably. Unless they acted like, say that robot character from the film Short Circuit. Er... what was his name? Erm... Thersal Partridge Opponich!
 * George Jacqueline: Number "Johnny" Five.
 * Craig: Nintendo 2DS!
 * Stephanie: Are you ready to save the world, then?
 * (Craig looks at George and George has a worried look on his face, then smiles)
 * George Jacqueline: Yes, I am.
 * (Stephanie and Craig cheer)
 * George Jacqueline: But, not yet.
 * Stephanie: What?
 * George Jacqueline: I'm just gonna pack a rucksack. I'll be right back.
 * (George runs up the rocky steps and walks into the house)
 * (George is shown packing up lots of stuff including some snacks, a torch, a water pistol, a handheld sat nav and for an extra, a model of Mr. Bean's British Leyland Mini and a boomerang)
 * George Jacqueline: Snacks, for hunger. A torch! (showns the torch on his face and make a ghost like face) O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! My water pistol! (fires from water from the water pistol into his mouth) My lucky handheld sat nav! I can't get lost with this. Ahh, Mr. Bean. My favourite 90s comedy programme. Ahh, my lucky boomerang. This should come in handy. There! I'm ready!
 * Stephanie: George, let's go!
 * George Jacqueline: I'm coming.
 * (George comes out of the house and walks down the stone steps down the rocky hill)
 * Handheld Sat Nav: Now, just turn to the left.
 * (George, Stephanie and Craig move to the left and come to a wall of a building)
 * Handheld Sat Nav: You have reached your destination.
 * Stephanie: Brilliant work, George. Your handheld sat nav really come to good use. My biplane's up there.
 * George Jacqueline: But, how do we get up there?
 * Craig: Hmm... See you suckers! (bounces to the top of the building and bounces away)
 * George Jacqueline: Come back here, you moron!
 * Craig: (comes back with a surprised look in his eye and his tongue sticking out) My tongue!
 * Stephanie: Craig, why is your tongue sticking out?
 * George Jacqueline: Did you accidentally taste a stone?
 * Craig: (streches his tongue and it goes back in his mouth) No, I got a cramp in my tongue. Due to surprisement. I found Stephanie's biplane. (pulls out a cow in a can) And this. (shakes the cow in a can and it moos)
 * Stephanie: Well, let us up then.
 * Craig: I would if there was a... (sees a ladder) ...ladder! *Calls out* I found a ladder!
 * George Jacqueline: Great! Now, just...
 * (the ladder falls, but it's cut in half)
 * Craig: It was too heavy to carry, so I used this chainsaw to cut it in half, so I could throw it down easily. (pulls out a chainsaw from behind his back)
 * George Jacqueline: Grrrr! (goes ballistic) Bonkers, bonkers, bonkers, bonkers, BONKERS!!!
 * Stephanie: George, George! Careful. Calm down, George. Breath. Don't force it.
 * George Jacqueline: (starts sweating, then stops sweating, calms down and breaths slowly) You know, I feel OK now. But how are we gonna get up there without a ladder?
 * Stephanie: Easy!
 * (Stephanie takes out a grappling hook and fires it to towards the roof, where it wraps around the chimney)
 * Stephanie: Hold on tight!
 * (Stephanie grabs George and George holds on to Stephanie and they shoot up and land successfully onto the roof)
 * George Jacqueline: We made it! Stephanie, you are totally cool!
 * Stephanie: *Giggles embarassingly* (blushes) Well, one does try their best.
 * George Jacqueline: (has a quite surprised face, then looks at his hands) One... does... try their... best. (after a brief pause) I really like that.
 * Stephanie: Thanks. (blushes again)
 * George Jacqueline: Anyway, shall we get into your plane then?
 * Stephanie: Sure. I just need to check the engine first to see if it's ready enough to help us start flying.
 * George Jacqueline: OK.
 * (Stephanie opens the hood of the biplane and the engine is revealed) (Stephanie then uses a few tools to sort the engine out, then she takes out a clipboard and pencil and writes something on the clipboard)
 * Stephanie: OK, I'm done. We can take off now.
 * George Jacqueline: Hang on, where's Craig?
 * Stephanie: Here we go.
 * Craig: To Tesco! Er... I mean... to Sponghuck's working place!
 * (the song "Don't Stop Me Now" by the band Queen plays, the plane's engine starts and the plane starts flying off the roof and into the sky, then out of the city)
 * Stephanie: Now, George as we going to find this king, I want you to try and be on your best behaivour.
 * George Jacqueline: (he is eating some Cheddar Cheese and Bacon flavoured Walkers) No prob, Bob.
 * Stephanie: It's Stephanie.
 * George Jacqueline: Yeah. But, anyway I can behave easily. I never misbehave. Say, that's a nice tattoo on your forehead.
 * Stephanie: Hmm? (looks at her pearl) Oh, that's not a tattoo. That's my pearl. I was born with it. It's the thing that gives me my powers.
 * George Jacqueline: It's lovely.
 * (The screen fades then reveals the damaged plane, but George, Stephanie and Craig make it out alive)
 * Craig: Well, we're alive.
 * Stephanie: Yeah! But my plane is damaged. We shall have to continue to find him on foot.
 * George Jacqueline: It will take hours. Plus I might here Craig's annoying noises like-
 * Craig: Guys, what do you prefer - an opera singing frog... (in opera voice) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT! ...or a really annoying kookaburra? AUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUT... GREASE FIRE!!!
 * George Jacqueline: Like those.
 * Stephanie: Come on, walking is the only way. Don't worry, the sooner we're there, the sooner we can stop walking. Anyway, I'll keep an eye on him. Anyway, back then I found him very annoying too. He was my rival in high school.
 * George Jacqueline: Really?
 * Stephanie: Yes. But, I got used to his dumb and annoying personality and I think you should too. So, are you ready to go?
 * George Jacqueline: Yes. Yes I AM! I won't give up, even if Craig does make annoying sounds. Even if I don't get used to it the first time. But can I at least take off my jumper? It's so hot.
 * Stephanie: OK.
 * (George takes off his jumper revealing a red shirt with a #1 pictured on in yellow)
 * Stephanie: Nice shirt.
 * George Jacqueline: Thanks. My grandad give it to me. Let's go then.
 * (George and Stephanie start walking)
 * Craig: (reveals wearing a one-eyed sunglass and an eggplant for a microphone mouthing the lyrics to "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves while the song plays) *Singing* # Ow! Mm, yeah # # I used to think maybe you loved me, now, baby, I'm sure # # And I just can't wait till the day when you knock on my door #
 * George Jacqueline: Craig! Stop singing that song.
 * (Music stops)
 * Craig: OK. Who bout this? (the theme to the children's TV show Metal Mickey plays) *Singing* # Ready, steady, are you set for Metal Mickey! #
 * George Jacqueline: I don't want to hear the theme to Metal Mickey either.
 * Craig: Metal Mickey? I thought it was the theme to South Park.
 * George Jacqueline: Look, just don't sing anything, OK?
 * Craig: OK. I'll stick with my kookaburra noise. AUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUT... GREASE FIRE!!!
 * George Jacqueline: I'll put YOU on fire with grease in a minute. That's not even the sound a kookaburra makes.
 * Craig: What about this? Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha!
 * George Jacqueline: That's Woody Woodpecker. Can you do me a favour and just shut the big hole below your nose?!
 * Craig: I don't have a nose! *Laughs* Cheese nuts!
 * George: Jacqueline: Oh! I can't take it. (puts his hands and face an sighs)
 * Stephanie: George! (comforts him) Craig, just shut your mouth!
 * Craig: OK. I will shut my mouth. (zips his mouth)
 * George Jacqueline: Of course. He actually zips it shut. Craig's nuts. Now let's get to Sponghuck. It will take 10 minutes, right? (A "3 Hours Later" timecard is shown, then George is hot and tired and Stephanie is feeling normal and Craig jumps up and down and flaps his arms)
 * George Jacqueline: Has it been 10 minutes yet?
 * Stephanie: Don't worry. We will get there. I promise from my heart. (puts her hand on her chest)
 * Craig: KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!!
 * George Jacqueline: Grrr! I can't take it anymore! Stephanie, try and shut him up will yous?
 * Stephanie: Oh yes I got this. (picks up a cactus)
 * Craig: KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKAB...(Stephanie hits Craig with the cactus and he flies off-screen) Ow, ah, ow!
 * George Jacqueline: You are super strong!
 * Stephanie: *Giggles* Well you know... (blushes) *Giggles* ...one does try their best.
 * George Jacqueline: So what's the plan? And anyone watching right that has something in or on their eyes, take them off now.
 * Craig: Hey, you broke the fourth wall as well?
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, yeah I... WHAT?! You broke the fourth wall as well?
 * Craig: Yes. Look.
 * (three walls and a wall in pieces are revealed and they all have a number on each)
 * Craig: See those walls - 1, 2, 3 and there was a fourth wall, but I broke it. (pulls out a hammer from behind his back) With this hammer.
 * George Jacqueline: Just think of him as a ghost.
 * Stephanie: Yeah.
 * (George and Stephanie continue walking)
 * George Jacqueline: Anyway, what is your plan?
 * Stephanie: We need to get across this empty desert and get across a large sea to find Sponghuck.
 * George Jacqueline: Well that seems...
 * Stephanie: Gasp! (grabs George and Craig and all three hide behind a tall rock) *Whispers* Balloonions. Don't worry. I got this. (pulls out a gun that shoots fireworks) This should stop them.
 * George Jacqueline: Woah! A gun that shoots... fireworks?
 * Balloonion Lucas: Hey Balloonion Albert, think it's about time we got back to the castle eh?
 * Balloonion Albert: I suppose so, Balloonion Lucas.
 * Stephanie: Hasta la vista. (fires the firework gun)
 * Balloonion Albert: Nothing went wrong this time unlike last we... (a firework hits him and he explodes into fireworks)
 * Balloonion Lucas: Balloonion Albert! No! Go ahead! Whoever shot that firework, shoot me t... (explodes into fireworks after a firework hits him but his mouth piece remains) Well, that's the end of me.
 * George Jacqueline: Are they gone?
 * Craig: KOOKABURRA!
 * George Jacqueline: (punches Craig) Not you shut up!
 * Stephanie: We're fine. Those were the Balloonions I was talking about. But it's safe to carry on. Come on. (they tiptoe past while Craig still bounces up and down flapping his arms) So, as I was saying, we need to get across this empty desert and get across a large sea to find Sponghuck. He works in a bar and he will take us to a gas station.
 * Craig: A gas station? I thought you said he had a spaceship, not a car.
 * George Jacqueline: Or a bus.
 * Craig: Or a bike.
 * George Jacqueline: Bikes don't run on gas, you idiot! (punches Craig)
 * Craig: Ow! Why you...!
 * (George and Craig start fighting)
 * Stephanie: Stop!! Enough! Please don't fight. Anyway, he works in a juice bar near the gas station, so after I talk to him, we meet at the gas station where we find his spaceship and blast off into outer space, so he can take us to the Sunny Grounds so we can find the Ancient.
 * (George, Stephanie and Craig reach the sea)
 * George Jacqueline: The sea. We made it! Now, how do we get across?
 * Craig: Guys! I found a boat! (Craig appears next to a boat)
 * Stephanie: Perfect!
 * George Jacqueline: Let's go. (gets onto the boat and so does Stephanie) *Sighs* How long will it take?
 * Stephanie: Bout 2 hours.
 * George Jacqueline: WHAT?! Are you insane?! But, it's kind of OK, cause... I'm with you. You will protect me.
 * Stephanie: Course I will. (puts her hand on George's shoulder) That's what mentors do. And new friends. Protect younger people and I am very protective. Now let's go.
 * (Craig gets some oars and starts rowing the boat)
 * Craig: *Whistles* What the... (A sign reads "DANGER Sharks!) Guys, I saw a sign!
 * Stephanie: What? What did it say?
 * Craig: It said... er... "DANGER... Sparks!" Yeah, sparks! Sparks.
 * George Jacqueline: Sparks? Craig, what kind of sign are you reading?
 * Craig: That one over there. Next to that spotty rock.
 * George Jacqueline: How can rocks be... Craig that rock is covered in dots.
 * Craig: Spots. Dots. They're the same things.
 * George Jacqueline: So the sign... Craig *Laughs* that says "DANGER... Sharks!", not "Sparks".
 * Craig: Wait, if the sign reads to warn us about sharks, does that mean...
 * (A shark pops from the water and roars at the three)
 * All: Ahh! (they hold each other in fear)
 * George Jacqueline: Will I be OK?
 * Stephanie: Yes, just let me and Craig take this one, OK?
 * George Jacqueline: OK.
 * Stephanie: Craig use your lasers. (Craig picks up a razor) No, not a razor, your lasers.
 * (Craig picks up a blazer)
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, she said "your lasers", not a blazer. Wait... Craig has a laser? Anyway, get your... "lasers".
 * Stephanie: Really, they're laser guns.
 * George Jacqueline: Laser GUNS then. (Craig picks up multiple things like a remote, a sandwich, a fork and then one of the oars) No. No. No. No! (points to his eye)
 * Craig: You want me to blink? (George points to his eye again) You want me to poke myself in the eye?
 * George Jacqueline: Yes, I... No! Forget it, let's try something else.
 * Craig: We could try my lasers.
 * George Jacqueline: We tried your lasers, but you keep picking up objects that rhyme with laser.
 * Craig: Good idea, let's use my lasers.
 * (George puts his hand on his face) *Sighs*
 * Craig: (snaps his fingers) Oh, idea! (puts his hand in the water and grabs a seahorse by the tail) Voila. (the seahorse flaps around in Craig's arms while he makes a really weird turkey sound) (he then slams the seahorse onto the boat puts it to his ear to hear it's heartbeat) It's dead. Hey, punk!
 * (the shark turns around)
 * Craig: Eat this!
 * (Craig throws the seahorse but it hits the shark gently and the shark devours the seahorse whole)
 * Craig: Oh no. I don't think he wanted a seahorse. He probably wanted a swordfish. Or a lobster. Or a stingray. Yes, a stingray! I have one.
 * George Jacqueline: No! Stingrays won't be necessary, Craig, thank you.
 * (Craig is seen holding a stingray by the tail while smiling)
 * Craig: Fine. (throws it in the water)
 * Stephanie: Wait, I got this. (Stephanie twirls, stands on one leg, then summons a spear made of turquoise and pearl)
 * George Jacqueline: (his eyes are huge) *Gasps loudly in excitement* Wow!
 * Stephanie: I know, huh? Now let's take down this shark.
 * Craig: Stephanie!
 * (Craig shapeshifts into a wolf, then he howls and George laughs)
 * George Jacqueline: More!
 * Craig: Check this out. (shapeshifts into an owl and hoots, then an angry fighting person, then a blue jay)
 * Stephanie: Craig, stop, you are overdoing it.
 * Craig: Chill out dude. If you don't like this... (shapeshifts into George) ...how about this?
 * Stephanie: Ugh! Too creepy and *points to the real George* I like this George better.
 * George Jacquline: Sometimes, I think Craig can be a little ugly when he talks.
 * Stephanie: George! I find Craig twice, no... three times as annoying as you do, but it's not nice to say he's ugly.
 * George Jacqueline: Why, does he not know?
 * Craig: I can talk ugly. Watch! (sticks his tongue out) Unguly!
 * George Jacqueline: See! He is ugly.
 * Stephanie: But it's not nice.
 * George Jacqueline: Well, he SOUNDS ugly at least. But he wouldn't if his mouth didn't move. (George keeps his mouth shut) *Voice above* My mouth doesn't move. And your wondering "Where the hell is the sound coming from?" (George grins and nods slowly) *Laughing above* (George opens his mouth again) Now, stop staring who ever's watching right now! It's freaking me out! (looks at Stephanie) See what I mean?
 * Stephanie: (after a brief pause) Not really, actually.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, man! And after I just...
 * (the boat crashes onto shore)
 * George Jacqueline: AHH! Help! It's the apocalypse! Yellow sand and rocks are falling from the sky!
 * Stephanie: No, George, look! We made it!
 * George Jacqueline: What? Hey, we made it! We're on shore! Home and DRY! But, wait. Stephanie, I thought you said it would take 2 hours to get here.
 * Stephanie: *Laughs* Oh, George, George, George, George, George. The journey did take 2 hours.
 * George Jacqueline: How could it? He fought a shark, then we just chatted the rest of the way.
 * Stephanie: George, the time was whizing by, because you were enjoying yourself. Time does that.
 * Craig: Hey, look! (a juice bar appears) A juice bar! Smoothies! Wa-hey! (bounces fast to the smoothie bar)
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, get back here.
 * Craig: You'll have to catch me first! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
 * George Jacqueline: He's trouble that guy. Mad, crazy and above all... just plain dumb, dumb and -
 * Stephanie: Dumb?
 * George Jacqueline: Yes, dumb.
 * Craig: (goes inside the smoothie bar) Ooh. Look at this place. Huh?
 * (Sponghuck is seen cleaning some glasses)
 * Craig: (knocks the table) Excuse me?
 * Sponghuck: (stops cleaning and is revealed to have a moustache on) Can I help you?
 * Craig: (after a 5 and a half second pause) I need to use the bathroom.
 * Sponghuck: It's right there.
 * (The bathroom door is next to Craig's right-hand side)
 * Craig: Thanks. (goes into the bathroom)
 * (Stephanie and George go into the smoothie bar)
 * George Jacqueline: We're in! I hope.
 * Stephanie: OK, I will go and talk to Sponghuck and you make sure no enemies are coming.
 * George Jacqueline: OK, then. Shall I look on all sides?
 * Stephanie: Just look out for any enemies. I will talk to Sponghuck.
 * George Jacqueline: OK. (takes off his head and holds it out the door)
 * Stephanie: No, not like... that?
 * George Jacqueline: (puts his head through the door and looks around) (puts his head back on) We are not being watched! *Gasps*
 * (Everyone in the bar is staring at George and Stephanie)
 * George Jacqueline: Uhh... (picks up a take away cup of smoothie and drinks it in one go, then scrunches it up with his head and puts it in his mouth, after a few seconds here spits it out and it flies into the bin)
 * (The crowd is amazed by George's performance and continues what they are doing)
 * Crusty: What a talented follow, eh?
 * Sneezy: Yes. *Sneezes* Shall we continue our game of Snap?
 * Crusty: Sure, why not?
 * Stephanie: I don't know how you did that. (Her eyes grow larger) Removing you're own head. Anyway... (walks up to the table) Psst, Sponghuck?
 * Sponghuck: What? How do you know my name? Who are you anyway?
 * Stephanie: It's me. Stephanie.
 * Sponghuck: Stephanie Cole off Coronation Street?
 * Stephanie: No, we were a fighting team during the battles from the 70s.
 * Sponghuck: Hm? Stephanie? (takes off his moustache) I haven't seen you since 1979 during that fight with the Devil Slime Monster.
 * (The customers stare at Sponghuck and Stephanie)
 * Sponghuck: (holds up a Wispa Mint Bullet Gun) What are you punks looking at?
 * The Bar Customers: Nothing, nothing. Sorry. We didn't mean too.
 * Sponghuck: Good. Because this gun shoots Cadbury's Wispa Mint and you don't want any mint in your eyes.
 * Crusty: I love mint. And chocolate.
 * Sneezy: I guess *Sneezes* your right.
 * Crusty: I'm not white, I'm... well pie colour.
 * Sneezy: I said "right", not *Sneezes* "white".
 * Crusty: Does it look like I was born yesterday?
 * Sneezy: No, can *Sneezes* we just play *Sneezes* Snap?
 * Crusty: OK. (Crusty places a card down)
 * Sponghuck: Anyway, why are you here?
 * Stephanie: I brought George here to help us stop King Axecutioner.
 * Sponghuck: Really?
 * George Jacqueline: Uh, yep.
 * Craig: (comes out the bathroom) Hey guys, what's shaking? (Sponghuck gets mad and grabs Craig and puts him on the table, threatening to punch him) AHH!
 * Sponghuck: (points to George) You! Do you know this guy?
 * George Jacqueline: Yes, that's Craig. My best friend. Now let him go.
 * Sponghuck: Hmm. Fine, whatever. Your free to go... Strange Blue Egg Guy with a Silver Top Hat.
 * Craig: Or you could call me by my actual name which is Craig. Or is my name Oscar? Or Spencer? Or maybe...
 * George Jacqueline: Alright, already, we get it.
 * (George, Stephanie, Craig and Sponghuck all walk out the juice bar)
 * Sponghuck: Hmm... I'm not 100% sure if you are good enough to be a Master Hero. I mean, are you good with karate chopping?
 * George Jacqueline: Can you do this?
 * (George's head turns all the way round)
 * Craig: Wow!
 * Stephanie: George, that's awesome!
 * Sponghuck: Of course I can't!
 * George Jacqueline: Ha! You lose!
 * Sponghuck: Well, thanks very muchly.
 * George Jacqueline: My name's George, not Lee.
 * (The spaceship flies out of Earth and a calming relaxing beach song plays on the spaceship's radio) (Craig is asleep and Stephanie is feeling calm and relaxed by music) (George looks bored)
 * George Jacqueline: Boring. Let's put some good music on.
 * (George changes the music to Let's Get Ready to Rumble by PJ and Duncan)
 * George Jacqueline: Ahh! That's much better! *Sings* ...Let's Ready to Rumble! Ahh, PJ and Duncan. *In Geordie accent* Byker Grove, man!
 * Sponghuck: OK, fine you can keep that music on.
 * George Jacqueline: Thanks. So, how do we find the Sunny Grounds?
 * Sponghuck: Well, we need to find the sun, obviously.
 * (The spaceship lands on the sun and Stephanie, Craig and Sponghuck get out, but George has a worried look on his face)
 * Stephanie: Come on, George. Don't be scared. It may look hot, but when you stand on it, it doesn't feel bad.
 * George Jacqueline: Well, I could try. But just to make sure, I will put my trainers on.
 * Sponghuck: But, your already wearing your trainers.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, yeah. OK, here I go.
 * (George slowly gets out of the spaceship and stands on the sun, with no effect on him)
 * George Jacqueline: That feels nice, actually. I'm not burning up. I feel great!
 * Stephanie: Whoo!
 * Craig: Way to go, George!
 * Sponghuck: OK. Now, we just need to open the trap door to leads to the Sunny Grounds.
 * (Sponghuck makes noises and his top eye glows rainbow and he shines it to a part of the sun and a trap door magicially opens and his eye turns back to normal)
 * Sponghuck: The trap door is open.
 * George Jacqueline: (peaks his head through and looks down to see a path, blue sky and a few plants) But, how do we get down there without getting hurt?
 * Craig: Maybe a song will help me think.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, no. Not singing again!
 * Craig: (takes a kazoo and plays one note) *Sings* # We need to find the perfect way, to get down there by the end of the day # # We need to get all the way down there, and get down there without a flare, we cannot just peak through and take a stare # # We need to find the perfect way, to get down there by the end of the day # (George starts giggling) # La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! #
 * George and Craig: *Both sing* # We need to find the perfect way, to get down there by the end of the day # (George starts giggling) # La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! # *Both laugh*
 * Sponghuck: Now, stop singing!
 * Craig: Then, how do we get down safely, then?
 * Sponghuck: Search me!
 * George Jacqueline: OK, I'll search for you! (good think I brought a laptop)
 * Sponghuck: No! Don't!
 * George Jacqueline: OK.
 * Craig: I got this.
 * (Craig shapeshifts into a ladder and he goes through the trap door and George, Stephanie and Sponghuck climb down him)
 * Craig: Ahh! Stop! *Laughs* That tickles! (shapeshifts into his normal form)
 * George Jacqueline: You know everything?
 * Tyler: Yes.
 * Craig: What's the capital city of Peru?
 * Tyler: Lima.
 * George Jacqueline: Who voiced the title characters in both Danger Mouse and Count Duckula?
 * Tyler: David Jason.
 * Craig: Which car rental company has the slogan "We try harder"?
 * Tyler: Avis for 50 years up until 2012.
 * George Jacqueline: Who was the twelve person to die trying to climb Mount Everest?
 * Tyler: Maurice Wilson.
 * Craig: One more. Er... What causes lightning?
 * Tyler: Lightning is produced in thunderstorms when liquid and ice particles above the freezing level collide, and build up large electrical fields in the clouds. Once these electric fields become large enough, a giant "spark" occurs between them (or between them and the ground) like static electricity, reducing the charge separation. The lightning spark can occur between clouds, between the cloud and air, or between the cloud and ground. Easy-peasy. See told you.
 * Craig: Wow! How DOES know everything. Er... what's 3966 x 1820
 * Tyler: 7218120.
 * George Jacqueline: I wouldn't have got that.
 * Craig: Because your brain shrunk in the dishwasher?
 * George Jacqueline: No!
 * Tyler: Craig, please give respect for our new recruit.
 * Craig: OK, sir.
 * Tyler: Good. Look, I'm just gonna get some shopping. Feel free to look around and don't break anything.
 * George, Stephanie, Craig and Sponghuck: We won't!
 * Tyler: Good, because if anything happens, you'll have to risk... (puts his fist on his chest)
 * George Jacqueline: Exercising?
 * Tyler: *Laughs uncontrollably for a few seconnds* *Quietly* No.
 * Craig: Spoiler alert!
 * (Everyone looks at Craig)
 * Craig: (after a brief pause) I like courgettes.
 * Tyler: Yeah. Well, I gotta go. (walks out and shuts the door)
 * George Jacqueline: OK, goodbye then.
 * George Jacqueline: Hmm, let's see here. (a photo booth appears) Ooh, a photo booth! Yippee! (George goes in the photo booth)
 * Craig: (bounces to a coffee table and finds a Zippo lighter) Ooh. (picks up the Zippo lighter, opens it and turns it on) Wow. This thing makes fire. Brrr! *Shivers* My head is still cold! Ahh, but this will warm it up. (puts the Zippo Lighter on his head and his hair catches fire) Ahh. AHHHH!!! I-I'm on fire! Help!
 * (George is seen in the photo booth and opens his eyes very wide, then a flash appears presuming a photo is being taken)
 * Craig: (moves quickly into the kitchen and next to a bottle of lemonade) *Pants* Ahh, lemonade. (shakes the lemonade bottle and the lid explodes off with lemonade rocketing out) Oh! (the lemonade falls down on Craig's head putting out the fire) Phew, the fire's gone. But how do I stop the lemonade rocketing out?! I know! (puts the bottle in his mouth and takes it out empty, but belches loudly and flies into the air, stopping when he hits the fridge, then lands and finds a Bop It! Beats game in front)
 * Craig: Wow! Bop It! Beats!
 * Sponghuck: (floats into the kitchen and sees a very dirty frying pan, then floats to a sink and picks up some washing liquid) Hmm... I wonder. (squeezes some into his body and puts the frying pan in his mouth, swallows it and swishes it then takes it out his mouth and it sparkles) Ooh! Pretty!
 * (George is seen in the photo booth again sticking his tongue out and does a cross-eye, then another photo is taken)
 * (Stephanie is seen in the living room doing some ballet workouts)
 * (Sponghuck and Craig come in)
 * Stephanie: Oh, hey you two.
 * Craig and Sponghuck: Hi.
 * Sponghuck: Whatcha doing?
 * Stephanie: Just doing some ballet workouts.
 * Craig: Wait, where's George?
 * Stephanie: *Gasps* (her eyes grow larger) I hope he is OK and is not in danger or being attacked by something villainous.
 * (George is seen in the photo booth a third time with his hand in a gun position)
 * George Jacqueline: Are you feeling lucky punk?! (the photo is taken) *Growls*
 * (cuts back to the living room)
 * Sponghuck: I'm sure he's fine.
 * (Craig is playing the Bop It! Beats game he found earlier)
 * Bop It! Beats: Wait til I say go. Bop It! Bop It! Go!
 * (Craig (Bops It")
 * Bop It! Beats: Spin It! Spin It! Go!
 * (Craig spins the disc on the Bop It! Beats round)
 * Stephanie: I can do that. Give it!
 * Craig: Fine. (hands the Bop It! Beats to Stephanie)
 * (a black hand taps Sponghuck's back which shocks him and acid comes out of his mouth and lands, then melts some of the couch) (the black hand is George's hand)
 * George Jacqueline: Sponghuck? (taps Sponghuck again)
 * (Sponghuck gets shocked again and more acid comes out, this time it lands on Stephanie's hand, melting the skin off, revealing her bones)
 * Stephanie: Ahh! My hand!
 * George Jacqueline: *Gasps*
 * (Craig is revealed to be eating a taco)
 * Craig: Wow, that was awe...
 * (George taps Sponghuck's back again and more acid comes out of his mouth, this time lands on Craig's taco which falls on the floor and melts)
 * Craig: *In Spanish accent* NOOOO! MI TACOOOOOO!
 * George Jacqueline: (runs up to Stephanie) Steph, you alright?
 * Stephanie: I'm fine. No need to worry. My skin grows back.
 * (after a few seconds, Stephanie's skin grows back on her hand)
 * Scooter: (appears for the first time just on the edge on the helicopter entrance) I've got them.
 * George Jacqueline: I'm alive? We're alive?
 * (Scooter hangs on to George's hand, then Stephanie is seen below George holding his hand, then Craig is seen hanging on to Stephanie's leg, then Tyler is hanging on to Craig and finally Sponghuck is holding on the Sponghuck with one hand and has his bubble in his other hand)
 * Scooter: We got you.
 * (Josie is holding onto Scooter and Bash is inside Josie's crocodile skull)
 * George Jacqueline: Well, thanks for...
 * (the wind blows strong and Scooter, Josie and Bash get pulled out of the helicopter and everyone falls)
 * Everyone: Ahh!
 * Craig: Oh, man. I think I left the fridge open back at home.
 * Sponghuck: We're going to die!
 * Scooter: No we're not!
 * (The song Kittten Air by Scott and Brendo plays and then, Scooter shoots frost out of his hands and creates an icy slide and one by one, everyone slides down it in the following order - Sponghuck, Tyler, George, Stephanie, Craig, Scooter, Bash and Josie) (As everyone slides down, Scooter keeps the ice slide going)
 * George Jacqueline: Wah-ha! This awesome!
 * Scooter: Is it awesome?
 * George Jacqueline: It sure is! Going down an icy slide is totally awesome! But, are you gonna make anything for us to land on safely?
 * Scooter: Oh, yeah.
 * (Scooter fires frost from his hands again towards the ground and makes a giant plate made of ice and everyone lands safely on it)
 * Bash: Come on! To King Axecutioner's castle! *Laughs*
 * Josie: Stop!
 * (Everyone stops and see Hank, Hikouki and Roger in front of them)
 * Roger: Oh, look.
 * Hikouki: We have visitors.
 * Hank: Otherwise known as the Master Heroes.
 * Tyler: Well, hello there.
 * Hank: We are here to stop you. *Cackles*
 * (Hikouki and Roger cackle as well)
 * Tyler: Oh, no. We will stop YOU! Master Heroes, activate weapons!
 * (Tyler summons some emerald gauntlets, Stephanie summons her spear, Craig summons some laser guns, Sponghuck summons his Wispa Mint gun and a bone shield, Scooter summons some claws, Josie summons a pearl wrecking ball and Bash summons a gun that shoots peppers)
 * George Jacqueline: Woah-ha-ho! That's awesome!
 * Stephanie: I want you to stand back George and let us handle this, OK?
 * George Jacqueline: OK, then.
 * Scooter: Hang on! Where's Craig?
 * (Craig is revealed to be setting up a fence surrounding them and then adds electricity to them)
 * Tyler: Craig! You're building an electrical fence around us?!
 * Craig: (bounces back to the others) You're welcome. (picks up his laser guns)
 * Tyler: Forget it. Let's fight! I'll go first!
 * (Tyler swings his gauntlet to hit Hank but misses)
 * Tyler: Dang.
 * George Jacqueline: Go, Tyler, go! Go, Tyler go!
 * (Tyler stares at Roger)
 * Tyler: Let's see what you got.
 * Roger: I'll tell what I've got. (slaps Tyler and Tyler falls and gets knocked out) This.
 * Josie: Well, Tyler's down. You ready, Bash?
 * Bash: Let's do this! *Laughs*
 * (Josie swings her wrecking ball which hits Hikouki's jet engine, making it rocket off)
 * Hikouki: My jet engine!
 * Craig: Nice work, guys. That was... (gets hit by the jet engine) Ooh!
 * (The jet engine flies around uncontrollably with Craig attached to it)
 * Craig: Look at me, I'm flying! Finally.
 * Josie: OK. Now, what are we going to do about the oth...
 * (The jet engine hits Josie with Bash still on her head)
 * Scooter: Bash!
 * Stephanie and Sponghuck: Josie!
 * (Josie, Bash and Craig fall to the ground where Tyler is)
 * Craig: Er... Sorry bout that guys. I thought I was blind.
 * Sponghuck: *Sighs* Sponghuck's turn! Fire!
 * (Sponghuck fires multiple Wispa Mint bars at Hank, Hikouki and Roger but they keep eating them)
 * Roger: Delicious! (does a thumb's up)
 * Hank: Roger, you evil remember?
 * Roger: Oh, yeah.
 * George Jacqueline: Try you're bone shield Sponghuck!
 * Sponghuck: Oh, right. Hi... yah! (throws his shield)
 * (Roger catches the shield and throws it back, hitting Sponghuck in the stomach and knocking him off his bubble)
 * Sponghuck: Ow. I can't get up.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, great. We're losing to them!
 * Scooter: What do we do now...? (his eyes go bloodshot)
 * Stephanie: I know! Do you still have that rainbow diamond?
 * Scooter: Well... yes. Yes I do. Oh, I get you, yes! (takes out a rainbow diamond) Now, we can...
 * (Roger slams Scooter away, who then lands on Josie and the rainbow diamond falls on the ground)
 * Stephanie: Oh, no. Who am I gonna fuse with?
 * (George walks to her with a big smile on his face)
 * Stephanie: Well, OK, but this might be weird.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, really?
 * Stephanie: You see, if two Master Heroes touch this rainbow diamond, they get sucked in and out comes a fusion between them. (picks up the rainbow diamond) Touch it.
 * George Jacqueline: Er... OK. (puts one finger on the rainbow diamond) Eh, that was so...
 * (the rainbow diamond glows)
 * George Jacqueline: (his eyes grow larger) Ooh, pretty colours.
 * (George and Stephanie get sucked into the diamond, then a fuse betweeen them comes out)
 * George/Stephanie Fusion: *In George's voice* Wow! Fusion! Oh, yeah! Let's fight these guys!
 * George Jacqueline: Now, how are we going to get out of this electrical fence?
 * Scooter: We could dig a hole.
 * Josie: We could cut the wires on it.
 * Sponghuck: We could pull the fence out.
 * Craig: We could lick it, so it vanishes.
 * (Everyone stares at Craig)
 * Craig: It's only a suggestion.
 * Tyler: Wait, I got it.
 * (Tyler uses his gauntlets to punch the fence, taking it down and making an exit)
 * Craig: *Gasps* Scooter, look in that tree - a beehive.
 * Scooter: A beehive?
 * (the "beehive" is actually a lemon)
 * Craig: Gosh. That's the smallest beehive I have ever seen. Looks more like a flamethrower.
 * George Jacqueline: I'm scared. (hides behind the others) I don't think I can do this anymore.
 * Stephanie: Don't worry George. Of course you can. I tell you what, why don't you hold my hand? (puts out her hand)
 * George Jacqueline: Well, OK, if you promise not to let go.
 * Stephanie: I promise.
 * George Jacqueline: OK then. (holds Stephanie's hand) I'll do it.
 * (The others cheer and applause)
 * George Jacqueline: Let's go. Venture forth!
 * Craig: Whatever the hell that means.
 * (Everyone walks into the tunnel)
 * Stephanie: Master Heroes, light up you're... well whatever body part or object lights up on you.
 * (Stephanie's pearl, Craig's eye, Tyler's gauntlets, Scooter's ice skates, Josie's crocodile skull and the inside of Bash's mouth all light up)
 * George Jacqueline: Wow! I wish one of my body parts could light up. Good thing I packed a torch! (George takes the torch he packed earlier out of his rucksack and turns it on)
 * Boy: Excuse me, do you know how to get to the entrance of this tunnel?
 * Craig: Yeah. (holds up one of his laser guns towards the boy) It's back the way you came.
 * Boy: (runs off) *Screams*
 * Craig: (fires a laser) Take that! (fires another laser) And that! And... well, (fires a third laser) that!
 * George Jacqueline: You know I could get used to this. Being with new friends, helping other friends.
 * (Craig is holding his hat)
 * Craig: Hobra... cobra! (puts his hand in his hat to take something out, but when he takes his hand out, there's nothing in it) HA! Oh. Oogly, googly! (puts his hand in his hat to take something out again, but when he takes his hand out, there's still nothing in it) HA! Huh? Damn!
 * George Jacqueline: Craig what are you doing?
 * Craig: I want to pull a rabbit out of my hat.
 * George Jacqueline: Wow, I didn't know you were a magician.
 * Stephanie: He isn't George. He's just being silly.
 * Craig: Oh, yeah? Watch this! (puts his hand in his hat again) Hang on... I feel something. (takes out a glove) Ahh! Oh my gosh! It's somebody's hand! Get it off me!
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, it's a glove.
 * Craig: You're in love?
 * George Jacqueline: No, I'm not. Who are you looking at? Justin Bennet from Grange Hill?
 * Craig: No. The Iron Giant.
 * (a laughing audience and applause can be heard)
 * George Jacqueline: Where did that come from?
 * (Bash is revealed holding a remote control with one red button on it)
 * Bash: Er, sorry guys. *Laughs* Craig told me to do it. *Laughs*
 * Craig: *In a British accent* Oh, erm, hello. Am I talking to Geraldine Chaplin, daughter of Charlie Chaplin? Oh, jolly good. Now I am doing a survey for the ITV company and I was hoping you would like to answer some questions. OK. Firstly, out of 10, how would you rate your father's acting carrer? 4.7? 7.4? 9.3? OK, I'll take all three, thank you. Secondly, do you prefer American TV, or British TV? Right? Would I repeat the question? Am I a Star Trek villain? (George and Stephanie come up to him) Did I once star on The Catherine Tate Show? Never mind, thanks Miss Chaplin. Question No. 3 - Did you kill your husband?
 * George and Stephanie: Craig!
 * Craig: *In a British accent* Sorry, gotta go. The Prime Minister just dropped by.
 * (George and Stephanie sigh and Craig puts the phone down)
 * (Scooter jumps out in a vampire outfit and roars)
 * Stephanie: *Screams*
 * George Jacqueline: *Does the same scream as Stephanie did*
 * Craig: *Does the same scream as Stephanie and George did*
 * Stephanie: You nearly gave us heart attacks.
 * Scooter: The outfit works Craig.
 * George Jacqueline: The outfit was your idea?
 * Stephanie: Then, why did you scream?
 * Craig: So I don't forget how to.
 * Stephanie: *Glares*
 * Tyler: Guys! (Tyler and Josie are by the exit of the cave) Me and Josie found the end of the cave!
 * George Jacqueline: All right!
 * Josie: But it's blocked.
 * George Jacqueline: NOOOOOOOO!
 * Craig: *In George's voice* NOOOOOOOO!
 * Josie: But, we can unblock it.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh...
 * Craig: *In George's voice* Oh...
 * George Jacqueline: ...yeah!
 * Craig: *In George's voice* ...yeah!
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, are you...
 * Craig: *In George's voice* Craig, are you...
 * George Jacqueline: ...copying me?
 * Craig: *In George's voice* ...copying me? *In normal voice* And yes I am.
 * George Jacqueline: But...
 * Craig: But...
 * George Jacqueline: ...why...
 * Craig: *In George's voice* ...why...
 * George Jacqueline: ...are you...
 * Craig: *In George's voice* ...are you...
 * George Jacqueline: ...doing it?
 * Craig: *In George's voice* ...doing it? *In normal voice* Well, so I don't forget how to speak.
 * Josie: Enough! Let's just escape from this cave.
 * (Josie summons her pearl wrecking ball and swings, smashing through and clearing the exit of the cave)
 * Stephanie: We just need to lower the drawbridge, then we can go into the castle. Luckily, I have a well-thought-out plan. (her pearl starts glowing)
 * George Jacqueline: Boome-RANG! YAH!
 * (George throws the boomerang and it flies round, cuts the chains of the drawbridge, the drawbridge lowers and hits the ground and the boomerang flies back to George)
 * Sponghuck: Brilliant!
 * Scooter: Nice work, George!
 * Stephanie: Just to let everyone know, my plan would have also worked.
 * (Everyone else walks into the castle)
 * Stephanie: *To George* But I gotta admit, that was pretty cool.
 * George Jacqueline: One does try their best.
 * Craig: (scene cuts to him painted black) How's this?
 * George Jacqueline: Brilliant Craig, you look just like a Balloonion.
 * Scooter: (he is painted black too) Do I?
 * Sponghuck: Yes, but slightly rounder.
 * Scooter: Oh, right. *Whispers* Come on Craig. To the Control Room.
 * (Craig and Scooter go off to find the Control Room)
 * (George is revealed to be playing the music on a tiny piano and plays the same note for 5 seconds)
 * Sponghuck: Will you stop playing that tiny piano?!
 * George Jacqueline: (Stops playing the tiny piano and hides it behind his back) *Quietly* Sorry.
 * Sponghuck: Come on, let's get to King Axecutioner's bedroom.
 * (George, Tyler and Sponghuck go off to find King Axecutioner's bedroom)
 * (the scene cuts to the inside of King Axecutioner's bedroom which is filled with darkness)
 * George Jacqueline: Hello? Anyone here?
 * Tyler and Sponghuck: Us.
 * George Jacqueline: Ahh, ghosts! I hate ghosts! Get away from me!
 * Tyler: It's us you fool - Tyler...
 * Sponghuck: ...and Sponghuck.
 * George Jacqueline: It's you two? I can hear you, but cannot see you. Wait a minute. Guys, help me! Help me! I've gone blind!
 * (the lighs switch on)
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, thanks guys.
 * Sponghuck: Try not to freak out again.
 * George Jacqueline: OK.
 * (George bumps into King Axecutioner's bed)
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, excuse me sir. I... Huh?
 * (the bed has dead spiders on it)
 * George Jacqueline: Ahh! Spiders! Get em off me! (walks backwards into Sponghuck) Ahh! Ghoul! Get off me! (punches Sponghuck off his bubble)
 * Scooter: OK, Craig, we're close but there are... (knocking can be heard and Craig is revealed to be knocking a nail onto a picture of Craig eating a hamburger) Craig! Why are you knocking nails into the castle wall?
 * Craig: To keep the picture from falling. Don't you know what gravity is?
 * Scooter: How did it get there in the first place?
 * Craig: I might have ruined a picture and replaced it with another?
 * Scooter: What?! (grabs Craig) Come on!
 * Scooter: Excuse us fellow Balloonions.
 * Balloonion 1: Yes?
 * Craig: Er, what was my line?
 * Scooter: (puts his hand on his face) *Whispers* Can we go into the Control Room, OK?
 * Craig: Oh right. Can we go into the Control Room?
 * Balloonion 2: Well, if you can show us your best acts, starting with... you! (points to Scooter)
 * Scooter: Me? Well, OK. (pirouettes and jumps up and lands on his hands and turns right side up)
 * Balloonion 2: Now you small fry.
 * Craig: OK. (pulls out a tiny trumpet and plays "William Tell Overture then does a long note for bout 9 seconds)
 * Scooter: Will you stop playing that tiny trumpet?
 * Craig: Er... (stops playing and hides the tiny trumpet behind his back) What trumpet? This is my ice cream cone from the ice cream I had earlier. Anyway, well?
 * Balloonions: Hmm...
 * Balloonion 2: OK, go ahead.
 * Craig and Scooter: Yes! (both run to the Control Room)
 * Scooter: (pulls out a walkie-talkie) Tyler, how are you getting on?
 * (George, Tyler and Sponghuck are in King Axecutioner's bedroom and Tyler has a walkie-talkie too)
 * Tyler: We are in the bedroom looking for the axe and we will get back to you if we find it.
 * Scooter: *Voice on walkie-talkie* OK. Over and out.
 * Tyler: (puts the walkie-talkie away) The axe must be in somewhere.
 * George Jacqueline: I have bubbles in my tummy.
 * Sponghuck: What's the matter George? Tummy ache? We can take a break if you're not feeling well.
 * George Jacqueline: Not exactly. I have hiccups.
 * Tyler: How can you? You aren't making those hic sounds.
 * George Jacqueline: No. My hiccups go like this.
 * (George puts his hand on the wall and King Axecutioner's lamp falls off his bedside table, the lampshade falls off and it goes out)
 * Sponghuck: Those are really strange hiccups.
 * George Jacqueline: I know.
 * (Stephanie comes into the room)
 * Stephanie: Hey, guys. Still looking for the axe?
 * Sponghuck: Yes, but we've to stop to deal with George's hiccups.
 * Stephanie: Oh yeah. OK.
 * George Jacqueline: Gold, lunch, raccoon, Byker Grove. (walks forward and steps on a balloon, popping it)
 * Tyler and Sponghuck: Ahh!
 * Stephanie: Ahh! Hic! Oh, now I have them. Hic!
 * George Jacqueline: They're not as good as mine.
 * (George touches the wall again and this time, the bedroom shelves fall down with everything on it)
 * (They are in the Prisoner Room and find all the Master Heroes captured)
 * Nick: Help us.
 * Amcho: We don't like this. Do we?
 * Al Aye: Please, no time for goofiness Amcho.
 * Burger: I'm scared Bergy.
 * Bergy: Me too Burger.
 * BlockSnake: I'm three times more scared than both of you put together.
 * Burger: We are put together. We're conjoined twins.
 * BlockSnake: I knew that.
 * Babeep: *Makes scared squeaky sounds*
 * Debra: Don't worry Babeep, we'll be fine. I hope.
 * Stephanie: Wait, where's George?
 * Josie: I don't know, but Tyler's missing as well.
 * Scooter: I wonder where they are?
 * (George and Tyler are revealed hiding under King Axecutioner's bed to escape the enemies)
 * George Jacqueline: What do we do Mr. Ancient?
 * Tyler: We have to free the others. Hurry! To the Prisoner Room! (runs to the door but bumps into it and falls down) Don't worry, I'll be OK.
 * (meanwhile in the Prisoner Room)
 * Hank: Wait, we are missing some of them.
 * Stephanie: That's what me and Josie said just.
 * Hank: QUIET!! Roger, look for the remaining two everywhere in the castle. And Hikouki, tell King Axecutioner we caught them.
 * Hikouki and Roger: Yes, Hank!
 * (Hikouki flies into King Axecutioner's living room who is sitting on the couch watching TV)
 * Hikouki: Erm... Your Majesty?
 * King Axecutioner: Oh, Hikouki, can't you see I'm watching the cooling, duh I mean cooking channel?
 * (the TV is actually off)
 * Hikouki: But, Your Majesty...
 * King Axecutioner: And what do you want?
 * Hikouki: We got them.
 * King Axecutioner: Got who?
 * Hikouki: The remaining Master Heroes.
 * (Stephanie, with her eyes gone huge, and Craig are shown crying hard after George's song) (scene zooms onto Craig who stops crying and smiles)
 * Craig: Do you think he knows the theme to The Vicar of Dibley?
 * Stephanie: (her eyes are shown larger) Craig... *Sniffs* ...he sung that song from his heart. George.. *Cries* ...that was the most beautiful song I have ever heard.
 * George Jacqueline: *Sniffs* (tears pour from his eyes) Thanks.
 * Stephanie: (her eyes are shown larger, then they go back to normal size) *Sighs* George, I have something to confess with you.
 * George Jacqueline: What is it Stephanie?
 * Stephanie: *Sighs* (closes her eyes, then opens them) I am your sister.
 * (Everyone else except George, even Hank, Hikouki and Roger all gasp)
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, righ... (pauses for a couple of seconds, then looks at Stephanie) Stephanie? *Gasps*
 * (a few flashbacks are shown with George as a child hanging out with Stephanie, like they are playing snakes and ladders, colouring pictures, having fun on the beach and going down a gigantic slide)
 * (George struggles but manages to break free his hands from the chained cuffs) (George then gets his bow and arrow and aims to the "Cage Disablement Button", then fires but misses) (He prepares to fire again)
 * Stephanie: What are you doing?
 * George Jacqueline: Trying to aim for that button which will open all the cages and set us free. (aims again) Open... FIR... a-a-a-A... Ahh. ATCHOO!
 * (George accidentally shoots the arrow on his forehead)
 * George Jacqueline: Ow, my forehead! Pain growing all over me... Well, really it doesn't feel bad. (sparks can be heard) Uh-oh. Wait! (pulls out a Snickers bar) At least let me eat this Snickers bar first. (eats the bar, then throws the wrapper) Better. Now, what were we...
 * (George's head explodes, damaging the cages surrounding him) (The arrow on his forehead flies off and successfully hits the "Cage Disablement Button" which opens all the cages and frees all the Master Heroes)
 * Amcho and Nick: We're free!
 * Weldier: I don't believe it.
 * Vaneesa: Oh, my.
 * Sneezy and Crusty: Free at last!
 * Slimther: I can smile again! (smiles)
 * Babeep: *Makes squeaky beeping sounds* (drives in circles)
 * Sponghuck: Well, we are free.
 * Josie: What about George?
 * Stephanie: His head exploded. *Cries*
 * Tyler: I'm sorry.
 * Craig: Wait! I thought this might happen.
 * (Craig pulls out a spare head for George and puts it on, then George gains consciousness again)
 * George Jacqueline: What happened? Have I become Scottish?
 * (Stephanie and Craig come and hug him)
 * Stephanie: Oh, George!
 * Craig: George!
 * (Sponghuck, Scooter and Bash hug him too)
 * Scooter: You're back!
 * Sponghuck: And you saved us.
 * (Tyler and Josie come towards him too)
 * Tyler: That's right. George, you freed us all from the Prisoner Room. That is bringing you another step closer to being a Master Hero.
 * George Jacqueline: It is? It is! Yes! I'm becoming a Master Hero! Soon the whole world will know the name - George Jacqueline!
 * Josie: Now we have to get to the roof of the castle to fight King Axecutioner.
 * Craig: I know what to do.
 * (Craig fires a laser beam from his eye and cuts a large circle on the ceiling of the Prisoner Room)
 * King Axecutioner: Axebot, get my sax, duh I mean axe.
 * Axebot: Sir, yes sir! (races towards the edge and jumps) I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it.
 * George Jacqueline: Something tells me he's not going to make.
 * Axebot: (falls towards a wall) I'm not gonna make it! I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!! (crashes into the wall into pieces)
 * King Axecutioner: No! Not Axebot! Balloonions, get my axe!
 * Balloonions: Yes sir! (they arrive with King Axecutioner's axe in a glass case and fly off)
 * King Axecutioner: Now I shall open this face, duh I mean case. (puts his tail on the case and tries to open it, but it doesn't open) If I can. Nnnnnh! There's got to be a way to open it.
 * Craig: I know! I'll try this red circle thingy. (Craig presses a red button and the case opens)
 * All: CRAIG!
 * Craig: Whoops.
 * King Axecutioner: Oh my gosh! I've left the iron on. Balloonion Jeremiah!
 * Balloonion Jeremiah: (flies to King Axecutioner) Yes, Your Majesty?
 * King Axecutioner: Turn off my iron please.
 * Balloonion Jeremiah: Yes sir.
 * King Axecutioner: Now... (takes his axe out the case) ...I shall make a speech before kicking, duh I mean killing you all.
 * All: What?!
 * King Axecutioner: That's right! Are you sitting COMFORTABLY?!
 * (The Master Heroes are still standing looking confused)
 * King Axecutioner: I'll take that as a yes.
 * Craig: Do we have to...
 * King Axecutioner: Shut up! (Slams Craig on the head with the axe)
 * George Jacqueline: Craig!
 * Craig: (onions are spinning around his head) Stir fry...
 * King Axecutioner: Now, ever since I was a young rake, duh I mean snake, my father, who was the last king of Weird World, said that one day, I could wear... (points to his crown) ...this clown, duh I mean crown. And I am.
 * Sponghuck: Well, it's obvious, innit?
 * King Axecutioner: (turns red and fiery) QUIET! Anyway, now that I am wearing it, I am the ding, duh I mean king of Weird World and I may get what I want. And right now, I want all of you to give me something that is... (George is not with the others) Hey, where's that dude with the strange bomb head? The new Master Zero, duh I mean Hero? Er, small fry?
 * Scooter: I wouldn't call him that if I were you.
 * Craig: But you aren't him.
 * All: Craig!
 * King Axecutioner: Hmm... Opal?
 * Stephanie: Opal is a birthstone.
 * King Axecutioner: Oh, yeah. What is it? Penguin? Radish? Radiator? Wait, I know - Quadruple Cheeseburger! (a hand taps him and George is revealed standing behind him) Hmm?
 * Sponghuck: George?
 * Stephanie: George, get away this instant!
 * George Jacqueline: I will have you know Sir. Slithery...
 * King Axecutioner: It's King Axecutioner.
 * George Jacqueline: Well, whatever. I will have you know, my name is GEORGE!
 * (George grabs King Axecutioner's axe and throws both it and King Axecutioner behind him) (The axe falls off the castle roof and into the lava moat)
 * King Axecutioner: The tacks, duh I mean... the axe? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 * (The other Master Heroes cheer)
 * Tyler: I can't believe it.
 * Stephanie: He got rid of the weapon.
 * Bash: Hooray for George! *Laughs*
 * (George and his friends cheer)
 * George Jacqueline: Well... *Giggles* (blushes) Like Stephanie said - One does try their best.
 * Stephanie: Aww, he copied me.
 * King Axecutioner: Curse YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!! Now how am I gonna fright, duh I mean fight you? I am weaponless.
 * Craig: For a good reason.
 * Stephanie: You wanna fight? You wanna FIGHT?! I will give you a fight. And to make this look like a battle, I will sumon some swords and make it a sword fight. (twirls, stands on one leg and summons two swords from her pearl and throws one of them to King Axecutioner) Good ahead, fight me!
 * King Axecutioner: As you wish.
 * (King Axecutioner grows two arms)
 * George Jacqueline: Cool, I'm gonna see my own sister fight!
 * Craig: Aw, jeez.
 * Stephanie: This shall be the perfect battle!
 * King Axecutioner: (picks up the sword) You've already made a mistake by challenging me.
 * Stephanie: Ha, ha! We shall let our swords decide!
 * Craig: Paper cutting weirdos!
 * All: Shh!
 * George Jacqueline: You got this big sis! I could learn a few things from you.
 * King Axecutioner: Commencing call, duh I mean duel.
 * (Stephanie and King Axecutioner fight repeatedly with the swords and Stephanie keeps dodging all of King Axecutioner's attacks)
 * King Axecutioner:
 * George Jacqueline: Go, Stephanie, go!
 * Craig: Go, King Axecutioner, go!
 * (Stephanie glares at Craig, then King Axecutioner swipes Stephanie's sword out of her hand and throws it) (Then, he nearly slashes Stephanie, but she does a knee slide and jumps back up holding her sword) (Then, King Axecutioner jumps up and lands towards Stephanie, but Stephanie hits King Axecutioner and stabs him, making him fall and then roll a little, then he stops)
 * King Axecutioner: *Groans* OK, you din, duh I mean win.
 * George Jacqueline: You go, sis! That was amazing! Stephanie, you have the skills! You are super awesomely cool!
 * Stephanie: Well, (blushes) *Giggles embarrassingly* Well, like I said, one does try their best.
 * George Jacqueline: Can you teach me all your swords techniques too?
 * Stephanie: *Giggles* All right, but we should start with the basics. *Clears throat* Let's fight again.
 * King Axecutioner: Excellent. *Chuckles evily* (gets up and moves to Stephanie) Next sound, duh I mean round, begin!
 * Stephanie: George, I'd like you to stand back and watch me carefully, OK?
 * (Stephanie and King Axecutioner fight again)
 * King Axecutioner: Ya, ya, ya! Must... kill... Master... Hero!
 * Craig: *Sighs boredly* It would be funny if that happened.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig! Come on, Stephanie!
 * Stephanie: (looks at George while still fighting) You see George, to become a brilliant hero, you need power, skill and courage. And I am such a skilled sword and spear fighter! (pokes King Axecutioner's eye nearly taking it out) Combine power, skill and courage together, you become a brilliant, sensational Master Hero. You need good weaponry and you have to be quick and agile. But the most important thing is about waiting carefully for the perfect moment to... (stabbing sound can be heard)
 * King Axecutioner: Yah!
 * Stephanie: *Gasps*  (Stephanie appears to have a shocked horror look in her eyes)
 * George Jacqueline: *Gasps*
 * Craig: Gosh!
 * Scooter: Oh, my.
 * Tyler: Oh, no.
 * (Stephanie is revealed to have been stabbed by her King Axecutioner and she drops her sword)
 * George Jacqueline: *Gasps* Stephanie?
 * Stephanie: *Giggles nervously* Whoopsie, Daisy. George, it's okay. I am gonna be just... (suddenly disappears and her pearl falls on the ground)
 * King Axecutioner: *Cackles*
 * George Jacqueline: *Cries* No-o-o! Stephanie? Stephanie!
 * All: George!
 * George Jacqueline: I just- I wanted to- I-
 * Josie: Don't worry George, she will be OK.
 * George Jacqueline: Sorry, I'm not with you.
 * Tyler: Stephanie's retreated into the pearl in her forhead to regenerate. Normally, we do die if we get hurt, but not from aging, but Stephanie can regenerate herself by going into her pearl like that.
 * George Jacqueline: She will be OK?
 * Tyler: Of course. We just have to make sure it stays glowing.
 * George Jacqueline: OK.
 * Craig: Unless of course the pearl gets destroyed, then Stephanie could die permanently before the regeneration is complete.
 * George Jacqueline: What?
 * All: Craig!
 * Craig: Sorry.
 * King Axecutioner: And now that I took her down, I'm gonna kill the rest of you. Balloonions! Bring me that oil drum full of magic melted meal, duh I mean steel.
 * Balloonions: Yes, King Axecutioner.
 * King Axecutioner: You guys just crossed the line. And now you are all going to fly, duh I mean die. (drinks the whole oil drum of magic melted steel) (after bout 10 seconds, he transforms into a giant robot) Now where were we? *Cackles*
 * Josie: George! Your bow and arrow!
 * George Jacqueline: Oh yeah. (pulls out his bow and arrow) Time to end this.
 * (King Axecutioner, now in robot form, slams one of his fists onto the ground and nearly crushes George)
 * Scooter: George, look out!
 * George Jacqueline: What? Oh my gosh! (manages to avoid getting crushed) OK, punk. Eat this! (pulls the arrow back on the bow and fires the arrow at King Axecutioner but it only pokes him gently him and falls back down)
 * King Axecutioner: Ha! I felt that like was a drawing pin.
 * George Jacqueline: Everyone activate weapons!
 * (George gets his bow and arrow ready and the others get their weapons - Craig's laser guns, Tyler's emerald gauntlets, Sponghuck's Wispa Mint Gun and bone shield, Scooter's ice claws, Josie's crocodile skull and wrecking ball and Bash's Pepper Gun)
 * (King Axecutioner roars so loud and scary)
 * George Jacqueline: Raa.
 * (Everyone else gasp)
 * George Jacqueline: Let's take him down.
 * (Everyone runs towards him with their weapons while Hank, Hikouki and Roger watch)
 * George Jacqueline: Wait for his fists to go down, run up his body and then attack him.
 * George Jacqueline: Hang on. (looks at a tiny silver oval in the middle of his chest) That's it. I know what to DO! (gets ready to fire his last arrow and aims for the tiny silver oval)
 * Sponghuck: George, what are you doing?
 * George Jacqueline: I think I found King Axecutioner's weak spot. I'm trying to aim for the tiny silver oval on his chest.
 * Craig: I thought that just a freckle.
 * George Jacqueline: Be quiet!
 * Tyler: Don't listen to him George. Aim for it!
 * George Jacqueline: *Sighs* Er... what is it? Ryan that? Richard that? Ric-Ric-Ric...ky that?
 * Josie: You mean "Roger that", don't ya?
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, wait, I got it, I got it! Ringo that! Never mind. But this is my last arrow. I only have one shot.
 * (George aims the arrow towards the tiny silver oval and fires the arrow and that stabs King Axecutioner)
 * King Axecutioner: Ow! What the... What?! You've got to be kidding me! Uh-oh, here we go. (turns back to normal form after 10 seconds)
 * Josie: Look!
 * King Axecutioner: Ooh. My quest, duh I mean chest. Huh? NO! You fools! Huh? (King Axecutioner starts falling, but grabs on the roof with his teeth and gets back on) Look what you've done! Now, I'm gonna...
 * (a rumble can be heard and a vortex in the lava moat is created with tiki-like floating heads made of lava come out using their voices for some of the music playing now) (a wind is coming up from the vortex, pulling King Axecutioner and the Master Herores forward)
 * George Jacqueline: What's happening?!
 * Tyler: There's wind coming out of the vortex trying to pull us in!
 * Craig: I got this!
 * (Craig shape shifts into a wall to stop him and the other Master Heroes from being pulled in)
 * (King Axecutioner tries to move forward away from being pulled in, then grabs the castle roof with his teeth, but his skin, muscles and organs get pulled off by the vortex revealing his skeleton)
 * King Axecutioner: (lets go of the roof) CURSE YOU! Uh, oh. Wait, don't take me. No, please. No, no, no, no. I promise I will grow, duh I mean go with you guys, I promise! Wait, wait, wait! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (swirls around down into the vortex, leading to his death, then the tiki lava heads go back to the vortex, form into lava, then a bright light starts flashing)
 * Scooter: Uh, oh.
 * Bash: It's gonna blow! *Laughs*
 * Sponghuck: Hit the deck!
 * (The Master Heroes cuddle up to each other and George puts one hand on Craig who is still a wall and everyone shuts their eyes)
 * (Then, a massive explosion appears with lava firing upwards and back down)
 * (Everyone opens their eyes, Craig changes back to normal and they look at the spot the vortex appeared)
 * George Jacqueline: W-w-we did it. We... did it. We did it. We did it. We did it!!
 * (Everyone cheers)
 * Craig: Way to go, George!
 * Sponghuck: And thanks to you, we have got rid of King Axecutioner and his axe for good.
 * Tyler: I always believed in you George.
 * Josie: We all did.
 * Scooter: And I believe Stephanie believed in you as well.
 * George Jacqueline: Yeah, your right. (takes the pearl put of his pocket and sighs)
 * (Hank, Hikouki and Roger, who have now reformed come closer and feel sorry for George)
 * Hank: She was special to you, huh? Good friend?
 * George Jacqueline: *Sighs* Yes. But she wasn't only my friend, but she was also my sister. (puts the pearl on the floor slowly) You know guys, Stephanie may be gone now, but sometimes, you gotta except things the way they are before you...
 * (The pearl glows and then Stephanie magicially regenerates)
 * George Jacqueline: OK, forget all that stuff I said just. Stephanie's back!
 * Stephanie: Ahh, that's better.
 * Josie: *Gasps* I almost forgot. The missile! It should be coming down towards us any minute!
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, do you see the missile?
 * Craig: Er... (takes out a telescope, but looks through it the wrong way) Yes, but I think we have a few minute before it gets here.
 * (George switches the telescope the right way round)
 * Craig: Ahh, it's right above us! What do we do? WHAT DO WE DO?! (wiggles his tongue while saying DO)
 * Tyler: We must destroy the missile before it hits... (Tyler stands on a tile on the floor and it glows blue) ...this exact spot. If it hits it, it will cause bursts of blue energy that will terrorize the entire world. The only thing that can destroy the missile without making the harmful blue energy is with something else that explodes.
 * George Jacqueline: (for 10 seconds, the words "...something else that explodes." are in his mind) (a lightbulb appears above his head) That's it. (takes off his head)
 * Sponghuck: George, what are you doing?
 * George Jacqueline: I can place my head on the glowing tile, then when that and the missile come in contact and explode, we will race quickly out.
 * Stephanie: But, but George...
 * Craig: Don't worry. (take out another bomb head) Good thing I keep spares in my hat.
 * (Craig puts the bomb head on George)
 * George Jacqueline: Good work, Craig.
 * (the missile flies through the hole in the ceiling)
 * George Jacqueline: RUN!!
 * (Everyone runs out of the Prisoner Room just in time as the missile hits George's head and there's a massive explosion which destroys the Prisoner Room)
 * Tyler: Use something to hold the door shut!
 * (George takes out some masking tape, but puts only one very long strip on the door)
 * George Jacqueline: Got it!
 * (the explosion glows through the door and it continues throughout the castle)
 * George Jacqueline: RUN!
 * (Everyone runs away quickly through all the corridors as the explosion follows)
 * Craig: We have to get out of here!
 * Josie: Everyone to the entrance of the castle!
 * Hank: Follow us, we know where it is.
 * (Everyone is heading for the entrance and the remaining Balloonions join them)
 * Tyler: We are almost there.
 * George Jacqueline: Great!
 * (George stops by the entrance)
 * George Jacqueline: Come on, everyone, out!
 * (Everyone else runs out and then all the Balloonions fly quickly out)
 * George Jacqueline: OK, is that everyone?
 * Scooter: Help! Help! I'm trapped! (Scooter is revealed to be tangled in a net)
 * (George gasps and runs quickly to Scooter)
 * Stephanie: George!
 * (George untangles Scooter)
 * George Jacqueline: Phew, that was close.
 * Scooter: Thank you. You saved my life back there.
 * George Jacqueline: *Gasps*
 * (the fiery explosion is gaining towards them)
 * Scooter: OK, let's roll! George?
 * George Jacqueline: (looks at the explosion and sighs) It's time for me to meet my heroic SIDE! (picks up Scooter)
 * Scooter: Wait, George!
 * (George throws Scooter out of the castle, where everyone else, Hank, Hikouki, Roger and the remaining Balloonions is waiting)
 * Josie: *Gasps*
 * (Josie pulls Scooter away) (scene cuts to George who looks at the explosion, shuts his eyes and the entire castle explodes)
 * Craig: Look! (a small glowing ball appears) What's this?
 * Tyler: That is a Wish Ball. It can grant any wish you want, but the power of it can only be used once. It came from way up in the clouds. But no matter what you wish for, it will come true.
 * Craig: OK. (closes his eye) I wish... No, wait. I'm too stupid to use it. Stephanie, you can use it.
 * (Craig hands the Wish Ball to Stephanie)
 * Stephanie: I never thought I would ever say it but... Thank you Craig. Now, how do you use this think?
 * Tyler: (his eyes glow) *In a calm voice* Just close your eyes and just say your wish.
 * (Stephanie sighs, then she places her other hand on George's cheek and slowly kisses him on his forehead) (Everyone else looks sad as well) (Then, the scene cuts to George's forehead, then after a few seconds, it glows rainbow coloured)
 * Craig: Look!
 * Josie: Oh, my.
 * Scooter: Wow.
 * (Stephanie is still crying for a few seconds, then looks at George's forehead) (Suddenley, a rainbow flies out of George's forehead, then it hits the sky and a rainbow appears in the sky, then it fires down rainbow magic which spreads all over George and also all over Stephanie) Stephanie then grows a white wing, then another, then her eyes go from mint green to black) (It seems that her terrible vision has gone back to normal) (Then, the rest of the rainbow magic flies inside George)
 * Stephanie: Eh?
 * (After a couple of seconds, George's eye starts briefly opening, then the other eye does the same)
 * George Jacqueline: Stephanie?
 * Stephanie: George.
 * George Jacqueline: Did I mention that I have am a huge fan of Byker Grove?
 * Stephanie: *Gasps* Oh, George!
 * (George and Stephanie hug and the others cheer for them)
 * (Suddenley, a cloudy vortex appears above them)
 * Scooter: What's happening?
 * Sponghuck: Look!
 * George Jacqueline: Woah, woah... AHHH!
 * (George gets sucked up into the vortex)
 * All except Tyler: George!
 * Tyler: Guys, it's OK. You experienced this before too.
 * (George is moving upwards through the cloud vortex, screaming as he goes up) (Then, George flies into a land made of clouds and he lands on a cloudy path)
 * George Jacqueline: Ow. (gets up) Hmm? (finds some blackberry bread in front of him) Blackberry bread? My favourite! (George tries to eat it, but the blackberry bread puffs) What? I can't eat it? (tries to eat another slice, but that puffs too) What? What is this diabolical place? WHAT IS IT?!!
 * (some clouds float in front of him and become a large cloudy woman)
 * George Jacqueline: Wha...? Who are you?
 * Cloudy Mels: *Chuckles* I am Cloudy Mels. I am the one who gives people their Master Heroes ways. I saw you joining them George. And one of them was your own sister, right?
 * George Jacqueline: Eh, yes. Yes she was.
 * (George falls and comes back to the entrance ofKing Axecutioner's castle and lands on Sponghuck)
 * All: George?
 * George Jacqueline: Guys? *Gasps* Sponghuck! (bites Sponghuck's arm)
 * Sponghuck: Ow.
 * George Jacqueline: Your not a cloud.
 * Sponghuck: Well, obviously.
 * Craig: Alright, George! (bites Stephanie's arm)
 * Stephanie: AGHUUHH!
 * George Jacqueline: Guys, I was sucked into a cloudy world and whenever a tried to eat something, they just disappear. But then, I saw this cloudy like giant woman called Cloudly Mels who gave me my Master Hero ways. And my immortality. It was scary at first, but it good better then.
 * Stephanie: Well, thank goodness your safe.
 * Craig: Master Hero! (smiles a big smile, but his dentures fall out of his mouth)
 * Tyler: I'm extremerly proud of you. George, welcome to the Master Hero team.
 * George Jacqueline: Thanks.
 * (Everyone claps and cheers for George)
 * George Jacqueline: Come on. Let's go home.
 * Scooter: But, how DO we get home? I don't have my helicopter.
 * Craig: Guys... (is revealed shapeshifted into a helicopter) ...your ticket home is right here.
 * George Jacqueline: Good work, Craig.
 * Craig: Your welcome. Everyone aboard!
 * (Everyone except George and Stephanie climb into Craig)
 * Josie: Come on, George!
 * Hikouki: Yeah, what are you waiting for?
 * (George looks at the helicopter, then looks at Stephanie and sighs)
 * George Jacqueline: Stephanie... I love you.
 * Stephanie: *Sniffs* I love you too... George.
 * (George and Stephanie hug)
 * George Jacqueline: And I was wondering, if you could do something for your little brother.
 * Stephanie: Of course. Anything for you.
 * George Jacqueline: Well...
 * (The scene cuts after a few seconds to reveal George is being carried in the air by Stephanie who is flying and they are next to Craig and the others and the fly back home as the sun goes down as the music Reload by Sebastian Ingrosso and Toomy Trash plays)
 * George Jacqueline: Woo-hoo! So this is what it's like to fly?!
 * Stephanie: Yes! It's marvellous!
 * (As everyone comes back to Weird World, it's nightime and there are so many colourful lights on all over the city and fireworks coming above, even one that says "MASTER HEROES!")
 * Stephanie: Wow!
 * George Jacqueline: Yeah, wow.
 * (Then, they come to a runway which lights up in rainbow colours)
 * Stephanie: (has a cute look on her voice) Ooh!
 * (George and Stephanie fly into Craig and Craig lands on the runway)