Category:Robbie is born

Transcript

 * Ceiling Fan: All right, Chris, you can do it. Push now! [to the staff] Have we got a good reading on the EFM?


 * Chris: [He screams. We cut to what seems to be a graphic representation of a baby being born, from a baby's point of view inside Chris's body. In order, we see a blast of blue light, a group of planets, a school of fish mingling in aquatic plantlife, dinosaurs, dolphins, monkeys, Stonehenge, The Sphinx, atoms, and finally, bright light. These items zoom by while the baby is born. A grand version of the plays under. After the bright light, we cut back to outside Chris's body.]


 * Ceiling Fan: God!


 * Chris: Gorgeous!


 * Rob: Chris, she's so beautiful. She's... she's a boy!


 * Chris: Hello, my wonderful, sweet baby boy.


 * [Robbie moaning]


 * Rob: Well, I guess we won't be naming him after my mother.


 * Chris: He doesn't look much like a Zeke. What about my cousin Robbie?


 * Rob: Your name is Robbie.


 * Ceiling Fan: Your name is Robbie.


 * Rob: Yeah, I like it.


 * [Cut to: Chris's room. Toaster, Blanky, Lampy, Kirby, Eilonwy, Hanging Lamp, Plugsy. Just then Toaster give her a coin.]

* Plugsy: Here you go, keep.


 * Chris: Toaster, I want you to meet someone very special. This is your brother to tell ya. Robbie, this is Toaster.


 * Toaster: Baby...


 * Chris: [to Rob] See, they already love each other.


 * [Robbie hiccups than tweaks his Toaster's nose.]

* Toaster: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!


 * [And finally...]


 * Toaster, Robbie: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!


 * Princess Eilonwy: Well, that's a start.


 * [The Caption says, "Four Weeks Later...", the gong sounds.]

* Robbie: ''[He cries. Rob and Chris are morning clothes. Chris sleeping in the kitchen sink are big mess, among the suds.]''

* Rob: Chris, what are we gonna do? He hasn't stopped crying since we brought him home!


 * Kirby: Somehow it's not as much fun around here anymore.


 * Lampy: Yeah! What is your brother so sad about?


 * Toaster: I don't know! But whatever it is,it must be really bad.


 * Blanky: Maybe he's broked!


 * Toaster: What?


 * Blanky and Kirby: BROKED!


 * Toaster: Broked?


 * [Rob, Chris and a still crying Robbie passed then and walk by.]

* Toaster: He's not broked, he's a... just a little loud!


 * Radio: Ooh! That baby's getting on my nerves!


 * [Radio slamming the door.]


 * Commercial: Direct from Moscow, the Banana Brothers Monkey Circus! Featuring the most amazing monkeys since Brezhnev! This is real monkey business, so Trotsky on down. The Banana Brothers Monkey Circus! [circus logo slides into view]


 * Radio: Plugsy, can we go to the circus?!


 * Plugsy: It's enough of a circus around here already!