Open Sesame/The Man Who Needs Help (from Ernie's Hits)

Cast

 * Grover's Orange Book as Ernie
 * Cookie Monster's Blue Book as Simon Soundman

Transcript
Grover's Orange Book: Come in. How do you do, sir? May I help you?

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Yes, you can. I was wondering if I can use your (sound of telephone ringing). You see, I was out riding in my (sound of car driving) because I wanted to take my little (sound of baby crying) out to the country and show him a (sound of chicken clucking) and a (sound of cow mooing) and a (sound of horse neighing) and a (sound of pig oinking). But I had to (sound of car stopping) because a (sound of train) was crossing the road, so when I went to go, I couldn't get (sound of engine starting), so I (sound of walking footsteps) to your house and now I'd like to use your (sound of telephone ringing) to call the garage to fix my car.

Grover's Orange Book: Um, uh, I hate to ask you this, but uh, would you mind saying that again just a little more slowly?

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Oh, no. I don't mind at all. I was wondering if I can use your (sound of telephone ringing). You see, I was out riding in my (sound of car driving) because I wanted to take my little (sound of baby crying) out to the country and show him a (sound of chicken clucking) and a (sound of cow mooing) and a (sound of horse neighing) and a (sound of pig oinking). But I had to (sound of car stopping) because a (sound of train) was crossing the road. Then when I went to go, I couldn't get (sound of engine starting), so I (sound of walking footsteps) to your house and now I'd like to use your (sound of telephone ringing) to call the garage to fix my car.

Grover's Orange Book: Oh, uh, nothing personal, sir, but you know, you do speak a little strangely. But now, I think I'm beginning to understand. Uh, how about saying it one more time and I'll say it along with you to make sure I get it, okay?

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Okay, well, I was wondering if I can use your (sound of telephone ringing).

Grover's Orange Book: Telephone.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Right. You see, I was out riding in my (sound of car driving).

Grover's Orange Book: Uh, riding in your automobile.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Because I wanted to take my little (sound of baby crying).

Grover's Orange Book: Baby.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Out to the country and show him a (sound of chicken clucking).

Grover's Orange Book: Chicken.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: And a (sound of cow mooing).

Grover's Orange Book: Cow.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: And a (sound of horse neighing).

Grover's Orange Book: Horse.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: And a (sound of pig oinking).

Grover's Orange Book: Pig.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: But I had to (sound of car stopping).

Grover's Orange Book: Stop the car.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Because a (sound of train).

Grover's Orange Book: Train.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Was crossing the road. But when I went to go, I couldn't get (sound of engine starting).

Grover's Orange Book: Uh, the engine starting again.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: So I (sound of walking footsteps).

Grover's Orange Book: Walked.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: To your house and now I'd like to use your (sound of telephone ringing).

Grover's Orange Book: Telephone.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: To call the garage to fix my car.

Grover's Orange Book: Whew. Well, sir, of course you can use my (sound of telephone ringing) to call the garage to fix your car.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Say, are you making fun of the way I talk?

Grover's Orange Book: Why, no, I just, uh...

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Well, if that's the kind of guy you are, I'll just go use someone else's (sound of telephone ringing)!

Grover's Orange Book: Gee, he didn't have to (sound of door shutting) the door. (laughing)