Mr. Conductor Meets Theodore Tugboat

Mr. Conductor Meets Theodore Tugboat is a crossover series featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor in the Theodore Tugboat series. Each episode will feature one Thomas story. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-6 can be used. Also, each Thomas story will be used only once.

Thomas Story

 * Pop Goes The Diesel

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know who Oliver reminds me of? Diesel.
 * Theodore: Who's Diesel?
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, Theodore, Diesel was mean to the steam engines on the Island of Sodor. I remember his first day on Sodor. I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Pop Goes the Diesel begins)

Thomas Story

 * Percy's Ghostly Trick

Thomas Story

 * Daisy

Thomas Story

 * Thomas, Percy and the Dragon

Thomas Story

 * Bowled Out

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas Story "Bowled Out" to Theodore and all four of Cabot's cargo.

Thomas Story

 * 1) Toad Stands By

Quotes
Quote 1
 * Mr. Conductor: That Tex sure seems grumpy. He reminds me of Scruffey, the troublesome freight car.
 * Theodore: Who's Scruffey?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you. (He blows his whistle and the story, Toad Stands By begins)

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Gets Tricked

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: [appears] Hello, you must be Theodore Tugboat. Right?
 * Theodore: Um, yes. But who are you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service.
 * Theodore: Hello, Mr. Conductor. I'm the new tugboat.
 * Mr. Conductor: It's nice to meet you. Hey, do you have time for me to tell you a story?
 * Theodore: I guess so.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well. This is a story about my friend Thomas the Tank Engine. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins)

Thomas Story

 * Come Out, Henry!

Quotes

 * Narrator: It was going to be a very long night.
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears in his pajamas] You look very scared, Hank. What's the matter?
 * Hank: No. Well, yes. I'm scared of the dark. Now that Theodore's not here, I feel so lonely and scared and so I asked the Dispatcher to turn on the dock light to help me.
 * Mr. Conductor: That's kind of sad.
 * Hank: Do any of the engines on Sodor get scared, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure they do, Hank. In fact, I remember the time Henry the big green engine was scared of the rain and decided to stay in the tunnel. Now that's a very sad story indeed. I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Come Out, Henry! begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: So Henry can't get out of the tunnel anymore? Oh dear. That was a sad story.
 * Mr. Conductor: There's more to the story. But my tale of Henry must wait for another day for you Hank, for now to time to sleep for the night. Good night, Hank. [disappears]
 * Hank: Good night, Mr. Conductor.

Thomas Story

 * Edward Helps Out

Thomas Story

 * Henry to the Rescue

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor tells the rest of Henry's sad story from "Hank and the Night Light" to Hank to help him get rid of his hiccups.

Thomas Story

 * Tenders and Turntables

Thomas Story

 * Trouble in the Shed

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Gets Bumped

Thomas Story

 * Thomas and the Rumors

Quotes

 * Narrator: When Hank turned back to the mermaid, she was gone again!
 * Hank: Now that was the strangest thing.
 * Narrator: He thought.
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears] Hello, Hank. Theodore just told me that you saw a mermaid here and she was not here.
 * Hank: (sadly) Well, I did and know I saw her here. I did make up alot of stories that are untrue to my friends, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I think that your mermaid and your stories are just rumors.
 * Hank: Rumors?
 * Mr. Conductor: You shouldn't believe in rumors, Hank. Think of what happened to Thomas and his friends when they did it.
 * Hank: Thomas?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Hank. You really should listen carefully to this story. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Rumors begins)

Thomas Story

 * Haunted Henry

Thomas Story

 * James In A Mess

Thomas Story

 * The Trouble With Mud

Thomas Story

 * Double Trouble (S2)

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas Story "Double Trouble" to a crying Hank to try to cheer him up when Theodore says that he is not Hank's best friend anymore.

Thomas Story

 * Rusty and the Boulder

Quotes

 * Narrator: Hank floated sadly towards home.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Hank, trying to be quiet must be harder then being chased by a boulder.
 * Hank: Yes. Maybe you could be... Wait, a boulder? Why, I don't know what you're talking about.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Hank, I will tell you the whole story to you while we head back to the Big Harbor. (He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty and the Boulder begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank (softly): Well, that was a very strange story about a very strange boulder. Rusty never stops thinking about it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yed indeed, Hank. But now let's head home to the Big Harbor and we still have to be quiet like the Dispatcher said.
 * Hank (sadly): Yes, all right, Mr. Conductor.

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas Story "Rusty and the Boulder" to Hank.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor, who is also staying up all night to help some of his owl and other nocturnal friends, told the Thomas Story "Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train" to Theodore and Hank.

Thomas Story

 * Toby and the Flood

Quotes

 * Narrator: Then, Hank had a thought. A terrible thought!
 * Hank: I think...
 * Narrator: He told himself.
 * Hank: I think I'm gonna crash into those rocks!
 * Narrator: Hank quickly told Mr. Conductor what is happening to themselves.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh no! Hank, you being put in great danger reminds me a lot of what happened to Toby the Tram Engine when he floated downriver on a wooden bridge towards a waterfall.
 * Hank: Oh, that's terrible! Mr. Conductor, will you please tell me about it?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be my pleasure, Hank. (He blows his whistle and the story, Toby and the Flood begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: Well, Toby was rescued and had a happy ending, but not for me when I crashed into those dangerous rocks!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Hank. I'll go and get help. I'll be right back. Trust me. (disappears)
 * Hank (to himself, scared and quietly): Please hurry, Mr. Conductor.

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas Story "Toby and the Flood" to Hank, who realized that he was in great danger when he crashes into some dangerous rocks after his hauling rope was stuck and he ran out of oil.

Thomas Story

 * Percy Takes the Plunge

Quotes

 * Shelburne [slowly]: We're ready for action.
 * Theodore: You know what I think, Rebecca and Mr. Conductor, I think that Northumberland may be exploring by himself a little bit.
 * Mr. Conductor: I know, Theodore. Everyone likes to do that every now and then. Even the engines on the Island of Sodor, but you can't always be sure what was going to happen. Like the time when Percy was working on the Harbor.
 * Theodore: Really?
 * Rebecca: What happened to Percy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, everyone let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Takes The Plunge begins)
 * After the story...
 * Theodore: But it was the freight cars' fault.
 * Mr. Conductor: Not really, Theodore. Percy should have known better than to trust them. He should have thought twice before he decided to go exploring out there.
 * Rebecca: Yeah, I wish Northumberland could have learned that, too.
 * Shelburne [slowly]: Me too.

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas story "Percy Takes The Plunge" to Theodore, Rebecca and Shelburne while they're all looking for Northumberland.

Thomas Story

 * A Bad Day for Sir Handel

Thomas Story

 * Home At Last

Thomas Story

 * Rock 'n' Roll

Thomas Story

 * Toby's Tightrope

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor told the Thomas story "Toby's Tightrope" to Theodore and Hank at the Great Ocean Tug and Salvage Company Dock.

Thomas Story

 * Percy Runs Away

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Percy and the Signal

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Wrong Road

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Thomas Meets the Queen

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Fish (S4)

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Story:

 * Faulty Whistles

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Henry's Special Coal

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Rusty Helps Peter Sam

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Story:

 * Lady Hatt's Birthday Party

Trivia:

 * Mr. Conductor told the story "Lady Hatt's Birthday Party" to a very sad Theodore to try to cheer him up because he thinks that everyone had forgotten his birthday.

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by Geroge Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Thomas and Stepney

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Oliver Owns Up

Episode 38: Hank's New Name
Thomas Story Told By George Carlin

Thomas Story
Tender Engines