Tender Engines Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to Tender Engines.

Characters

 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Duck
 * Donald
 * Diesel
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * The Flying Scotsman (does not speak)
 * Thomas (cameo)
 * Edward (cameo)
 * Percy (cameo)

Transcript

 * George Carlin: One morning, Gordon was in the yard taking on a large supply of coal.
 * James: That's the third load of coal you had today, Gordon.
 * George Carlin: Said James.
 * James: Some might say you're being rather greedy.
 * Gordon: I'm an important engine.
 * George Carlin: Replied Gordon.
 * Gordon: Important engines need plenty of coal, but I doubted if you would understand that, James.
 * George Carlin: James snorted and went about his work. Later, Gordon was taking on water from a standpipe because the water tower was under repair.
 * Duck: I wouldn't drink too much of that water if I were you, Gordon. It might give you boiler-ache.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: What's this? Educating Gordon day? First James, now you, Duck. Big engines have big needs. Little engines are just annoying.
 * Duck: Don't say I didn't warn you.
 * George Carlin: Laughed Duck. Later, Gordon steamed into the yard at the big station.
 * Gordon: That's what I need.
 * George Carlin: Explained Gordon. There emergent out of his sheds were two shiny tenders.
 * Gordon: Now If I had two tenders.
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: I wouldn't need to stop so often. And I wouldn't have to listen to silly little engines.
 * Driver: Those tenders belong to a visitor.
 * George Carlin: Replied his driver. Diesel sidled up alongside.
 * Diesel: Everyone knows that tenders are a mark and distinction, but I'm afraid that no amount of tenders will save you in the end. We diesels are taking over, and we don't need tenders to make us important, not even one.
 * George Carlin: Gordon was most upset. He was feeling just the same next morning.
 * Gordon: I'm not happy.
 * Duck: I know.
 * George Carlin: Said Duck.
 * Duck: It's boiler-ache.
 * Gordon: It's not boiler-ache.
 * George Carlin: Protested Gordon.
 * Gordon: It's...
 * Henry: Of course it is.
 * George Carlin: Interrupted Henry.
 * Henry: That water's bad. Have a good wash-out, then you feel a different engine. Your boiler must be full of sludge.
 * Gordon: Don't be vulgar.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Gordon. He backed on his train hissing mournfully.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Cheer up, Gordon.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Gordon: I can't, sir. Is it true what diesels said, sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What does his say?
 * Gordon: That diesels are taking over.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Don't worry, Gordon. That will never happen on my railway.
 * Gordon: One more thing, sir. Why did the visitor have two tenders?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Because he lives on the railway with long difference between coaling depots.
 * George Carlin: Gordon felt better. But Henry started complaining. He banged some cars angrily.
 * Henry: I always worked hard enough for two.
 * George Carlin: He puffed.
 * Henry: I deserved another tender.
 * George Carlin: Duck whispered something to Donald. He was going to play a trick on Henry.
 * Duck: Henry?
 * George Carlin: He asked.
 * Duck: Would you like my tenders?
 * Henry: Yours?! What have you got to do with tenders?
 * Duck: All right.
 * George Carlin: Said Duck.
 * Duck: The deals off. Would you like them, Donald?
 * Donald: I wouldn't deprive you of the honor.
 * George Carlin: Replied Donald.
 * Duck: It is a great honor.
 * George Carlin: Continued Duck thoughtfully.
 * Duck: But I'm only a tank engine. Perhaps James might...
 * Henry: I'm sorry I was rude.
 * George Carlin: Said Henry hastily.
 * Henry: How many tenders have you and when can I have them?
 * Duck: Uh, hmm, I have six and you can have them this evening.
 * Henry: Six lovely tenders!
 * George Carlin: Chortled Henry.
 * Henry: What a splendid sight I'll be.
 * George Carlin: Henry was excited all day.
 * Henry: Do you think it'll be all right?
 * George Carlin: He asked for umpteenth time.
 * Duck: Of course.
 * George Carlin: Said Duck.
 * Duck: They're already now.
 * George Carlin: The other engines waited where they can each get a good view. But Henry wasn't a splendid sight at all. His six tenders were very old, dirty and filled with boiler sludge.
 * Gordon: Have a good wash-out, Henry?
 * George Carlin: Called a voice.
 * Gordon: That's right. You'll feel a different engine now.
 * George Carlin: Henry was not sure, but he thought his voice belongs to Gordon's.