Fraggle Rock/Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Cantus the Minstrel as Blue Whatnot Gogolala Jubilee Jugband member
 * Brool the Minstrel as Purple Whatnot Gogolala Jubilee Jugband member
 * Murray the Minstrel as Slim the Green Whatnot Gogolala Jubilee Jugband member
 * Brio the Minstrel as Female Whatnot Gogolala Jubilee Jugband member
 * Balsam the Minstrel as Paul the Gray Whatnot Gogolala Jubilee Jugband member

Lyrics
Brool the Minstrel: Oh me oh my oh you Whatever shall I do? Hallelujah, The question is peculiar I'd give a lot of dough If only I could know The answer to my question Is it yes or is it no?

Everyone: Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? If your mother says don't chew it, Do you swallow it in spite? Can you catch it on your tonsils, Can you heave it left & right? Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Murray the Minstrel: Aha! Yee-Ha!

Brool the Minstrel: (singing) The nation rise as one To send their wanted son Up to the White House, yes, The nation's only White House To voice their discontent Unto the Pres-I-dent Upon the burning question That has swept this continent (spoken) The question is, how do you drive a baby buggy?

Murray the Minstrel: I don't know, how do you drive a baby buggy?

Brool the Minstrel: You tickle its feet!

Everyone: Does your chewing gum lose its flavor On the bedpost overnight? If your mother says don't chew it, Do you swallow it in spite? Can you catch it on your tonsils, Can you heave it left & right? Does your chewing gum lose its flavor On the bedpost overnight? On the bedpost over...

Murray the Minstrel: Hello there, I love you and The one who holds you tight! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night

Everyone: On the bedpost over...

Brool the Minstrel: A dollar is a dollar & a dime is a dime!

Cantus the Minstrel: He'd sing another chorus But he hasn't got the time

Everyone: On the bedpost overnight, yeah!