Fraggle Rock/Rag Mop (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Gobo Fraggle as Kermit the Frog
 * Purple Sproingers as The Ragg Mopps
 * The Odd Old Man as George the Janitor
 * Philo as Statler
 * Gunge as Waldorf

Lyrics
(Main stage. Gobo enters to applause.)

Gobo Fraggle: Thank you, thank you, thank you. And good evening, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and dogs and frogs, and pigs and chickens, and welcome to The Fraggle Show. Hey, we are particularly happy tonight to have with us as our special guest star, the talented, the beautiful and the indefatigable Miss, Fiona Fraggle. But right now, we're gonna start off the show with an act that was discovered by the Odd Old Man our spiderfly. And here it is, right from the cleaning room into your living room, The Purple Sproingers!

Purple Sproingers: M I say M, O M, O, P M, O, P, P Mopp M, O, P, P Mopp, mopp, mopp, mopp R I say R, A R, A, G R, A, G, G Ragg R, A, G, G, M, O, P, P Ragg mopp Ragg mopp Ragg mopp Ragg mopp Ragg mopp R, A, G, G, M, O, P, P Ragg mopp A I say A, B A, B, C A, B, C, D A, B, C, D, E A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H Ragg mopp Doo-de-dup dah dee-yadah Ragg mopp Doo-de-dup dah dee-yadah Ragg mopp Doo-de-dup dah dee-yadah Ragg mopp Doo-de-dup dah dee-yadah Ragg mopp Doo-de-dup dah dee-yadah R, A, G, G, M, O, P, P Ragg mopp

The Odd Old Man: Yeah. Now, that's my kind of act.

(Applause.)

Philo: Well, that kind of act only comes once in a lifetime.

Gunge: If you're lucky.

Philo: Heh heh.