CartoonTales: Timmy and the Giant Gorg (transcript)

Chapter 1: CartoonTales Theme Song
Jimmy: Oh, you're right. Well, okay, you play this. Sheen: Nope, not going to do it. (Sheen collapses then kids giggle and laugh at him)
 * (JimmyandFriends's Entertainment presents logo shows up)
 * Jimmy: Okay, Sheen, it's time for the theme song.
 * Sheen: Uh, yeah, Jimmy. What do I do?
 * Jimmy: Hmm... let's see. I know! You play the guitar.
 * Sheen: Jimmy! I don't have to play the guitar.
 * (CartoonTales logo shows up)
 * Sheen: I don't want to play that! I'll look silly!
 * Jimmy: Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
 * (Created by JimmyandFriends title shows up)
 * Jimmy: It's for the kids.
 * Sheen: Oh. Okay. But they better not laugh.
 * Jimmy: All right! Better get on out there.
 * (Sheen walks on the screen with a tuba. While he's playing it, Jimmy appears.)
 * Jimmy: (Singing) If you like to talk to genius if a squash can make you smile if you like to waltz with animals Up and down the produce aisle... (Speaking) Have we got a show for you.
 * Chorus: CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales! CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales!
 * Jimmy: Elephant, penguin, gotta be...
 * Chorus: CartoonTales!
 * Timmy: Puppets, video games, toys...
 * Chorus: CartoonTales!
 * Sheen: Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour...
 * Chorus: CartoonTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales!  It's time for CartoonTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!

Chapter 2: Introduction with Sheen

 * (The show opens on the countertop. The camera pans past some cardboard cut-outs of buildings.)
 * Sheen Estevez: (voice over) Danger lurks in big city. Disaster waits in every dark alley. Peril behind every park bench. The world needs a hero! But not just an ordinary hero. No! A special hero! A super hero!
 * (The camera stops on Larry wearing his Larry-Boy costume for the first time. A spotlight is shining on him.)