Mr. Conductor Meets Theodore Tugboat

Mr. Conductor Meets Theodore Tugboat is a crossover series featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor in the Theodore Tugboat series. Each episode will feature one Thomas story. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-6 can be used. Also, each Thomas story will be used only once.

Thomas Story

 * Pop Goes The Diesel

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know who Oliver reminds me of? Diesel.
 * Theodore: Who's Diesel?
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, Theodore, Diesel was mean to the steam engines on the Island of Sodor. I remember his first day on Sodor. I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Pop Goes the Diesel begins)

Thomas Story

 * Percy's Ghostly Trick

Thomas Story

 * Daisy

Thomas Story

 * Thomas, Percy and the Dragon

Thomas Story

 * Bowled Out

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas Story "Bowled Out" to Theodore and all four of Cabot's cargo.

Thomas Story

 * Toad Stands By

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: That Tex sure seems grumpy. He reminds me of Scruffy, the troublesome freight car, who is giving Oliver a hard time after his accident.
 * Theodore: Who's Scruffy and Oliver? What happened to them?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you all about it right now, Theodore. (He blows his whistle and the story, Toad Stands By begins)

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Gets Tricked

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: [appears] Hello, you must be Theodore Tugboat. Right?
 * Theodore: Um, yes. But who are you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service.
 * Theodore: Hello, Mr. Conductor. I'm the new tugboat.
 * Mr. Conductor: It's nice to meet you. Hey, do you have time for me to tell you a story?
 * Theodore: I guess so.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well. This is a story about my friend Thomas the Tank Engine. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins)

Trivia

 * This really is the very first episode of this series.

Thomas Story

 * Come Out, Henry!

Quotes

 * Narrator: It was going to be a very long night.
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears in his pajamas] You look very scared, Hank. What's the matter?
 * Hank: No. Well, yes. I'm scared of the dark. Now that Theodore's not here, I feel so lonely and scared and so I asked the Dispatcher to turn on the dock light to help me.
 * Mr. Conductor: That's kind of sad.
 * Hank: Do any of the engines on Sodor get scared, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure they do, Hank. In fact, I remember the time Henry the big green engine was scared of the rain and decided to stay in the tunnel. Now that's a very sad story indeed. I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Come Out, Henry! begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: So Henry can't get out of the tunnel anymore? Oh dear. That was a sad story.
 * Mr. Conductor: There's more to the story. But my tale of Henry must wait for another day for you Hank, for now to time to sleep for the night. Good night, Hank. [disappears]
 * Hank: Good night, Mr. Conductor.

Thomas Story

 * Edward Helps Out

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Foduck, helping your friends and looking out for danger and things like that sure can feel great. You know who I think you'd be good friends with?
 * Foduck: No, who?
 * Mr. Conductor: Edward the blue engine.
 * Foduck: Really, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Foduck. I think it's time I told you about how Edward helped Gordon when he was stuck on a hill. Maybe it will cheer you up. (He blows his whistle and the story, Edward Helps Out begins)
 * After the story...
 * Foduck: That was really nice of Edward. Thanks, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Foduck.

Thomas Story

 * Henry to the Rescue

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor tells the rest of Henry's sad story from "Hank and the Night Light" to Hank to help him get rid of his hiccups.

Thomas Story

 * Tenders and Turntables

Thomas Story

 * Trouble in the Shed

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Gets Bumped

Thomas Story

 * Thomas and the Rumors

Quotes

 * Narrator: When Hank turned back to the mermaid, she was gone again!
 * Hank: Now that was the strangest thing.
 * Narrator: He thought.
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears] Hello, Hank. Theodore just told me that you saw a mermaid here and she was not here.
 * Hank: (sadly) Well, I did and know I saw her here. I did make up alot of stories that are untrue to my friends, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I think that your mermaid and your stories are just rumors.
 * Hank: Rumors?
 * Mr. Conductor: You shouldn't believe in rumors, Hank. Think of what happened to Thomas and his friends when they did it.
 * Hank: Thomas?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Hank. You really should listen carefully to this story. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Rumors begins)

Thomas Story

 * Haunted Henry

Thomas Story

 * James In A Mess

Thomas Story

 * The Trouble With Mud

Thomas Story

 * Double Trouble (S2)

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas Story "Double Trouble" to a crying Hank to try to cheer him up when Theodore says that he is not Hank's best friend anymore.

Thomas Story

 * Rusty and the Boulder

Quotes

 * Narrator: Hank floated sadly towards home.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Hank, trying to be quiet must be harder then being chased by a boulder.
 * Hank: Yes. Maybe you could be... Wait, a boulder? Why, I don't know what you're talking about.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Hank, I will tell you the whole story to you while we head back to the Big Harbor. (He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty and the Boulder begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank (softly): Well, that was a very strange story about a very strange boulder. Rusty never stops thinking about it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yed indeed, Hank. But now let's head home to the Big Harbor and we still have to be quiet like the Dispatcher said.
 * Hank (sadly): Yes, all right, Mr. Conductor.

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas Story "Rusty and the Boulder" to Hank.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor, who is also staying up all night to help some of his owl and other nocturnal friends, told the Thomas Story "Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train" to Theodore and Hank.

Thomas Story

 * Toby and the Flood

Quotes

 * Narrator: Then, Hank had a thought. A terrible thought!
 * Hank: I think...
 * Narrator: He told himself.
 * Hank: I think I'm gonna crash into those rocks!
 * Narrator: Hank quickly told Mr. Conductor what is happening to themselves.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh no! Hank, you being put in great danger reminds me a lot of what happened to Toby the Tram Engine when he floated downriver on a wooden bridge towards a waterfall.
 * Hank: Oh, that's terrible! Mr. Conductor, will you please tell me about it?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be my pleasure, Hank. (He blows his whistle and the story, Toby and the Flood begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: Well, Toby was rescued and had a happy ending, but not for me when I crash into those dangerous rocks!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Hank. I'll go and get help. I'll be right back. Trust me. (disappears)
 * Hank (to himself, scared and quietly): Please hurry, Mr. Conductor.

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas Story "Toby and the Flood" to Hank, who realized that he was in great danger when he crashes into some dangerous rocks after his hauling rope was stuck and he ran out of oil.

Thomas Story

 * Percy Takes the Plunge

Quotes

 * Shelburne [slowly]: We're ready for action.
 * Theodore: You know what I think, Rebecca and Mr. Conductor, I think that Northumberland may be exploring by himself a little bit.
 * Mr. Conductor: I know, Theodore. Everyone likes to do that every now and then. Even the engines on the Island of Sodor, but you can't always be sure what was going to happen. Like the time when Percy was working on the Harbor.
 * Theodore: Really?
 * Rebecca: What happened to Percy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, everyone let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Takes The Plunge begins)
 * After the story...
 * Theodore: But it was the freight cars' fault.
 * Mr. Conductor: Not really, Theodore. Percy should have known better than to trust them. He should have thought twice before he decided to go exploring out there.
 * Rebecca: Yeah, I wish Northumberland could have learned that, too.
 * Shelburne [slowly]: Me too.

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas story "Percy Takes The Plunge" to Theodore, Rebecca and Shelburne while they're all looking for Northumberland.

Thomas Story

 * A Bad Day for Sir Handel

Thomas Story

 * Home At Last

Thomas Story

 * Rock 'n' Roll

Thomas Story

 * Toby's Tightrope

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor told the Thomas story "Toby's Tightrope" to Theodore and Hank at the Great Ocean Tug and Salvage Company Dock.

Thomas Story

 * Percy Runs Away

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Percy and the Signal

Quotes:

 * Theodore: George isn't having any fun today. I wish I knew what to do.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, we can try to trick George, just like the time when Gordon and James did play a trick on Percy about signals.
 * Theodore: What happened to Percy?
 * Hank: Yes, tell us what happened, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: I will. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy and the Signal begins)
 * After the story...
 * Theodore: Well, we can't trick George with signals, Mr. Conductor, but thanks for the story anyway. But still I wish there is something we can do for George to like Big Harbour Fools Day.

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Wrong Road

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Thomas Meets the Queen

Quotes:

 * Narrator: The tugs waited impatiently for the queen to arrive, then Mr. Conductor appears.
 * Mr. Conductor: Good morning, everyone. How's everytug doing?
 * George: (annoyed) Fine, Mr. C, just waiting for the queen to arrive.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, while we're waiting, how about a tell you tugs a story about a queen visiting the Island of Sodor?
 * Theodore: That'll be nice, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Meets The Queen begins)
 * After the story...
 * Emily: What a great story. It's too bad our queen's not a human being like you, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: (laughs) I know Emily, is it alright if I stay here a while - to see the queen?
 * Pearl: Yes you may.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you Pearl.
 * Pearl: My pleasure.

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Fish (S4)

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Story:

 * Faulty Whistles

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Henry's Special Coal

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Rusty Helps Peter Sam

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Story:

 * Lady Hatt's Birthday Party

Trivia:

 * Mr. Conductor told the story "Lady Hatt's Birthday Party" to a very sad Theodore to try to cheer him up because he thinks that everyone had forgotten his birthday.

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by Geroge Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Thomas and Stepney

Quotes:
Mr. Conductor: You know Theodore, sometimes this reminds me of a story about Thomas and his new friend Stepney.

Theodore: Really Mr. C.?

Mr. Conductor: Indeed Theodore, let me tell you how Thomas was first jealous then alright in the end? (He blows his whistle and the story Thomas and Stepney begins)

After the story....

Theodore: Now that is a good friend indeed, like Hank.

Mr. Conductor: Yep, I think Stepney going to enjoy visiting the railway.

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Saved From Scrap

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Tender Engines

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Henry's Forest

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Story:

 * Oliver's Find

Quotes:

 * Narrator: Hank watched everyone bust at work. Suddenly, he did feel like a little fella. A little fella who didn't really belong out there.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Hank, if it'll cheer you up and while we work for Theodore to finish, I'll tell you a story about Oliver the Great Western Engine's nighttime adventure and job to do at the same time.
 * Hank: Sure, Mr. Conductor, but it won't make me feel any better. At least, you have time to do this special thing with me tonight.
 * Mr. Conductor: All right, Hank. (He blows his whistle and the story, Oliver's Find begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: At least, Oliver has a special adventure in the night, but not me.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't feel sad, Hank. Let's just wait for Theodore to finish his job and then we can head home.
 * Hank [quietly and sadly]: Sure, Mr. Conductor.

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Story:

 * Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach

Trivia:

 * This episode (about Foduck) takes place between "The Dark and Scary Cove" and "Different Strokes - Different Boats" in season 1.

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Gordon and the Famous Visitor

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, George, you're about as jealous as Gordon is from that time with the Famous Visitor.
 * George: Why, Mr. C? What happened to Gordon?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd thought you never ask! (He blows his whistle and the story, Gordon and the Famous Visitor begins)

Thomas Story

 * The Flying Kipper

Thomas Story

 * Trust Thomas

Thomas Story

 * Stepney Gets Lost

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: This reminds me of how Stepney got lost, Theodore.
 * Theodore: Who's Stepney?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a Bluebell engine on the Bluebell Railway. Let me tell you about how he got lost and ended up in the scrapyard. (He blows his whistle and the story, Stepney Gets Lost begins)
 * After the story....
 * Mr. Conductor: After that, Stepney learned not to get lost in the dark.
 * Theodore: That must've been scary.
 * Mr. Conductor: It sure did.

Thomas Story

 * Twin Trouble

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * Busy Going Backwards

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * A Scarf for Percy

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Thomas Comes To Breakfast

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Emily, your brusied bumper reminds me about Thomas's front when he crashed into the stationmaster's house.
 * Emily: Really, Mr. C.? Do the other engines tease about it now?
 * Mr. Conductor: Some of them did, but here's how Thomas boast about not having a driver to work him. (He blows his whistle, and the story Thomas Comes to Breakfast begins)
 * After the story.....
 * Emily: Wow......I never thought that could happen to Thomas.
 * Mr. Conductor: Me neither Emily, but that's the story.

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Story:

 * Middle Engine

Quotes:

 * Theodore: I don't like being the middle tugboat, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: It's kinda hard getting used to the middle of everything. Percy and James encountered that problem that was similar to yours, only with diesels.
 * Theodore: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Theodore, let me tell you about them. (He blows his whistle and the story, Middle Engine begins)
 * After the story....
 * Theodore: Oh, that James.....
 * Mr. Conductor: It sure served him right for boasting about handling 'Arry and Bert.

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Story:

 * Percy and the Haunted Mine

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Diesel's Devious Deed

Thomas Story

 * A Close Shave for Duck

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Story:

 * Scaredy Engines

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * Old Iron

Notes:

 * Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story:

 * A New Friend for Thomas