The League of Pastry-Girls Part One

Here we go with Part One of this amazing fish tale. "Let the silliness begin!"

Transcript

 * (Opening credits a la The Land Before Time)
 * (Words scroll up "in the not too distant future, three billion kilowatts and lightyears from Strawberryland")
 * (Masterpiece Theatre set - Simon and Theodore sit in a chair by a fire)
 * Simon: Good evening, there.
 * Theodore: Welcome to this historic tale ever. Buckle up, you young pumpkins.
 * Simon: Grab some popcorn, turn down the lights and get ready for...
 * Simon and Theodore: THE BIGGEST FISH STORY OF ALL TIME!
 * (Pan down to the Light Factory palace)
 * Simon Narrating: What a glorious feeling at the Light Factory palace. The people there are particularly nice to us.
 * Cockney Guard 1: It's those popstar blokes!
 * (Alvin, Simon and Theodore approach into the palace)
 * Simon: Wow!
 * Alvin: Believe it or not, in this palace; we're famous!
 * Theodore: Here comes the city officials to greet us!
 * Simon: Hello there.
 * City Official: We got some suckers. Send them to the astonishing contraption of burning!
 * (Bags are pulled off their faces. Alvin is flipped upside down, Simon and Theodore are both tied)
 * City Official: Their punishment - the astonishing contraption of burning!
 * (People laugh)
 * (Alvin, Simon and Theodore break the ropes and they meet Buccaneers Lunt and Larry)
 * Alvin: Hey, Buccaneers Lunt and Larry.
 * Buccaneer Larry: How's it going?
 * Buccaneer Lunt: Hey, what's up?
 * Simon: What are you doing here?
 * Theodore: Remember that time when you were cheese curl celebrities of all Nineveh?
 * Alvin: Umm.... no.
 * Buccaneer Larry: Well, we've got the perfect manual for a machine.
 * (A few people, including Kyle, hop in)
 * Kyle: What's all the commotion?
 * Buccaneer Lunt: We've rented the DVD instruction manual from the library before.
 * (The people build the machine. Buccaneer Lunt holds blueprints of the machine)
 * Buccaneer Larry: Looks cool.
 * ("I Won't Go to Beans!" plays)
 * (They take the machine out of the palace.)
 * (Meanwhile...)
 * Simon N.: The next day, we arrived at Ninaborough.
 * Construction Worker: Looks like someone showed up with a couch.
 * Alvin: Really? (Lies down)
 * (Buccaneer Larry carries in Strawberry)
 * (A baseball flies past Alvin and out of the stadium.)
 * Simon: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your timeless angerness.
 * Police Chief: Who is that guy?
 * Sheriff: She was handing out berries yesterday.
 * Police Chief: That sounds fishy. Think ya took 'em.
 * Sheriff: I'm gonna throw up on some Skittles.
 * Police Chief: We gotta keep our eyes on her.
 * (A few people stay behind after some leave)
 * (Strawberry puts up some boards)
 * Strawberry: I never said that someone blew up and the city official was mad.
 * Police Chief: All cruise guests don't like to think of their friends are mad.
 * (Sheriff throws up on Skittles)
 * (Strawberry shows a board showing Buccaneer Lunt's ageline)
 * Molly: "How old Buccaneer Lunt is."
 * Strawberry: Why don't we come back to that?
 * Milli: Sounds pretty good.
 * Gil: "How smart Captain Pa thinks he is."
 * Police Chief: That's smart of him to think about how smart he is.
 * Geo: Who's Captain Pa?
 * Molly: Move along.
 * Gil: Nothing to see here.
 * Geo: "How much Buccaneer Larry looks".
 * Gil: He looks so charming.
 * Milli: Aww... Buccaneer Lunt looks cute as a baby.
 * ("You Girls are all brave thieves and bandits and naives and destroyers and robbers!" plays)