Sesame Street Crayons/Sentimental Journey (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Kermit the Frog
 * Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue as Gonzo
 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Scooter

Lyrics
Zoe Zingy Orange: Gee, I wonder where Oscar Grouchy Green and Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue are.

Chickens: (clucking)

Zoe Zingy Orange: (to the chickens ) I hope they're all right. Yeah.

(Meanwhile, Oscar Grouchy Green and Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue are pedaling their way back to the station.)

Oscar Grouchy Green: Uh, this is ridiculous, Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue. But at least we found a stupid handcar.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Aw, Oscar Grouchy Green, relax with it. I mean, it's fun. Doesn't this take you back to the age of railroading?

Oscar Grouchy Green: I just want it to take me back to the station.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Ah, the romance of it all.

(Cue the music.)

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Gonna take a sentimental journey …

Oscar Grouchy Green: I don't believe this. He's gonna sing?

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Gonna make a sentimental journey To renew old memories.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Forget about renewing your memories. Worry about renewing your contract.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: I've got my bag, I've got my reservation …

Oscar Grouchy Green: We're gonna have us sprained backs by the time this is over.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Like a child in wild anticipation, Long to hear that "all aboard". Seven…

Oscar Grouchy Green: Seven…

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: That's the time we leave, at seven.

Oscar Grouchy Green: At seven.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: I'll be waiting up for heaven — Take it.

Oscar Grouchy Green: A-counting every mile of railroad track. (scowls)

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Ooh, I'm sorry. Big finish.

Oscar Grouchy Green and Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue : Never thought my heart could be so yearny. Why did I decide to roam? Gonna take a sentimental journey, Sentimental journey home.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Come on, Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Move this thing.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: All right. Well, OK.

(They pick up speed.)

Oscar Grouchy Green: Here we go.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: You had fun, didn't you?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Faster.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Well, Oscar Grouchy Green, did you like the song?

Oscar Grouchy Green: We gotta get there. Go, go, Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue!

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Hurry!

Oscar Grouchy Green: Come on!

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: We're almost there.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Faster!