Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/If I Knew You Were Coming I'd've Baked a Cake (from C is for Cookie)

Cast

 * Grover Blue as Cookie Monster
 * Two Headed Monster Purple as Count von Count

Lyrics
( Two Headed Monster Purple is playing ominous music on a piano)

Grover Blue: Hey Two Headed Monster Purple, Two Headed Monster Purple, woah, stop playing

Two Headed Monster Purple: Ahh, Grover Blue!

Grover Blue: Well, well, well...

Two Headed Monster Purple: That's three wells, ha ha ha

Grover Blue: Me no know you play piano that good

Two Headed Monster Purple: Of course

Grover Blue: Oh, do me favor. Look- Me found terrific song-- it all about food! Ya, you play piano and me sing it? Here, ya, good...( Two Headed Monster Purple resumes scary music)

Grover Blue: No, wait, not like that. Here, like paper say- okay- real jumpy

Two Headed Monster Purple: Ah, very good

Grover Blue: It all about food

Two Headed Monster Purple: I will count the notes-- 88 wonderful piano notes. Sing it Grover Blue!

Grover Blue: Okay...

If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 3 cakes ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 4 cakes ) How'd ya do, how'd ya do, how'd ya do? ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 3 how's ya do's )

If you dropped me a letter, Me would hire a band ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 1 band ) Hire a band ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 2 bands ) Hire a band ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 3 bands ) If you dropped me a letter Me'd have hired a band ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 4 bands ) And spread the welcome mat for you ( Two Headed Monster Purple: Thank you very much )

Now me don't know where You came from ( Two Headed Monster Purple: over there! ) And me don't know where You've been ( Two Headed Monster Purple: I've been counting ) But it really doesn't matter Grab a chair and fill your platter And dig, dig, dig right in ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 3 digs )

If me knew you were coming Me'd would baked a cake ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 3 cakes ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 4 cakes ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do ( Two Headed Monster Purple: Three more how'd you do's )

Now me don't know where You come from ( Two Headed Monster Purple: I told you, over there ) And me don't know where you been ( Two Headed Monster Purple: Counting, of course ) But it really doesn't matter Grab a chair and fill your platter And dig, dig, dig right in ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 3 wonderful digs )

If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Two Headed Monster Purple: that's 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Two Headed Monster Purple: that's 3 ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 4 cakes ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Two Headed Monster Purple: 3 more how'd you do's ) How'd ya do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Two Headed Monster Purple: That's 9, that's 12 how'd you do's ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Two Headed Monster Purple: Ah, that's 13, 14, 15 how'd you do's )

Grover Blue: You play the piano so good

Two Headed Monster Purple: Ah, thank you very much

Grover Blue: Me sing so good, me deserve cookie

Two Headed Monster Purple: Ah, a little dinner music (resumes playing)