Sesame Street Crayons/I am Just a Simple Paper Boy (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Baby Bear Beary Brown as Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Marge Simpson

Lyrics
Baby Bear Beary Brown: I'm collecting for The Evening Star.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.

Baby Bear Beary Brown: I am just a simple paper boy, No romance do I seek. I just wanted forty cents For my deliveries last week. Will this bewitching floozy Seduce this humble newsie? Oh, what's a paper boy to...do? ( Big Bird Feather Yellow kisses Baby Bear Beary Brown ) Woo-hoo!