YTV America/Thomas and Friends Season 2

This is the Season 2 parody to YTV America/Thomas and Friends, as told by George Carlin in restored format.

Cast

 * Ash Ketchum as Thomas
 * Tyson Granger as Edward
 * Leonardo as Henry
 * Jason Lee Scott as Gordon
 * Al Smith as James
 * PaRappa the Rapper as Percy
 * Tai Kamiya as Toby
 * Sonic the Hedgehog as Bertie
 * Coconut Fred as Terence
 * Yugi Moto as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Lisa Brandon and Stephanie Carlson as Annie and Clarabel
 * Kari Kamiya as Henrietta
 * Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
 * Akiza Izinski as Mrs. Kyndley
 * Kaito Tatsuno as Duck
 * Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong as Donald and Douglas
 * Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse as Bill and Ben
 * Giovanni as Diesel
 * Marina Barton as Daisy
 * Rick Wheeler as BoCo
 * Falkner as Harold
 * Yoshi as Trevor
 * Impmon as The Spiteful Break Van
 * President Spheros as The Vicar of Wellsworth
 * Sir Cumference as Jem Cole

Episodes

 * 1) Double Trouble
 * 2) A Miltank on the Line
 * 3) Sonic's Chase
 * 4) Saved from Scrap
 * 5) Old Iron
 * 6) A New Friend for Ash
 * 7) PaRappa and the Traffic Light
 * 8) Kaito Takes Charge
 * 9) PaRappa Proves a Point
 * 10) The Runaway
 * 11) PaRappa Takes the Plunge
 * 12) Pop Goes Giovanni
 * 13) Giovanni's Devious Deed
 * 14) A Close Shave for Kaito
 * 15) Better Late Than Never
 * 16) Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong
 * 17) The Deputation
 * 18) Ash Comes to Breakfast
 * 19) Marina Barton
 * 20) PaRappa's Predicament
 * 21) The Racersel
 * 22) Wrong Road
 * 23) Tyson's Exploit
 * 24) PaRappa's Ghostly Trick
 * 25) Woolly Bear
 * 26) Ash and the Missing Christmas Tree

Trivia

 * All Stories narrated by George Carlin in restored format.

Double Trouble

 * George Carlin: It was a beautiful morning on the land of Cartoons. Ash Ketchum's smart clothes sparkled in the sunshine, as he strolled happily along his route with Lisa and Stephanie. He was feeling very pleased with himself.
 * PaRappa: Hello, Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whistled PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: You look splendid.
 * Ash: Yes indeed.
 * George Carlin: Boasted Ash.
 * Ash: Blue is the only proper color for a trainer.
 * Tai: Oh, I don't know. I like my brown paint.
 * George Carlin: Said Tai.
 * PaRappa: I've always been green. I wouldn't want to be any other color either.
 * George Carlin: Added PaRappa.
 * Ash: Well, well, anyway.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Ash.
 * Ash: Blue is the only color for a really useful trainer. Anyone knows that.
 * George Carlin: PaRappa said no more. He just grinned at Tai. Later, Ash was resting when PaRappa arrived. A large hopper was loading his Beedrill full of coal. Ash was still being cheeky.
 * Ash: Careful.
 * George Carlin: He warned.
 * Ash: Watch out with those silly Beedrill.
 * Beedrill: Go on, go on!
 * George Carlin: Muttered the Beedrill.
 * Ash: And by the way.
 * George Carlin: Went on Ash.
 * Ash: Those buffers don't look really safe to me.
 * George Carlin: The last load poured down.
 * Ash: Help, help!
 * George Carlin: Cried Ash.
 * Ash: Get me out!
 * George Carlin: PaRappa was worried, but he couldn't help laughing. Ash's smart clothes was covered in coal dust from smokebox to bunker.
 * PaRappa: Ha, ha!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: You don't look really useful now, Ash. You look really disgraceful.
 * Ash: I'm not disgraceful.
 * George Carlin: Choked Ash.
 * Ash: You did that on purpose. Get me out!
 * George Carlin: It took so long to clean Ash that he wasn't it time for his next train. Tai had to take Lisa and Stephanie.
 * Lisa: Poor Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Lisa to Stephanie. They were most upset. Ash was grumpy in the shed that night. Tai thought it made a great joke, but PaRappa was cross with Ash for thinking he had made his paint dirty on purpose.
 * PaRappa: Fancy a really useful blue trainer like Ash becoming a disgrace to Yugi Moto's railway.
 * George Carlin: Next day, Ash was feeling more cheerful, as he watch PaRappa bring his Beedrill from the junction. The Beedrill were heavy and Nate was tired.
 * Driver: Have a drink.
 * George Carlin: Said his driver.
 * Driver: Then you'll feel better.
 * George Carlin: The water column stood at the end of the siding with the unsafe buffers. Suddenly, PaRappa found that he couldn't stop. The buffers didn't stop him either.
 * PaRappa: Ooh!
 * George Carlin: Wailed PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: Help!
 * (PaRappa falls into the deep coal)
 * George Carlin: The buffers were broken and Nate was wheel deep in coal. It was time for Ash to leave. He had seen everything.
 * Ash: Now PaRappa has learned his lesson too.
 * George Carlin: He chuckled to himself. That night, the two characters made up their quarrel.
 * PaRappa: I didn't cause your accident on purpose, Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whispered PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: You do know that, don't you?
 * Ash: Of course.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ash.
 * Ash: And I'm sorry I teased you. Your green paint look splendid again too. In future, we're both be more careful of coal.

A Miltank on the Line

 * George Carlin: Tyson was getting old. His clothes were worn, and he clanked as he puffed along. He was taking empty Beedrill to a market town. The sun shone, birds sang, but Tyson was heading for trouble.
 * Tyson: Come on! Come on!
 * George Carlin: He puffed.
 * Beedrill: Oh! Oh!
 * George Carlin: Screamed the Beedrill. Tyson puffed and clanked, the Beedrill rattled and screamed. Some Miltank were grazing near by. They were not used to trains. The noise and smoke disturbed them. As Tyson clanked by, they broke through the fence and ran across the line. A coupling was broken and some Beedrill were left behind.
 * (Miltank mooing)
 * George Carlin: Tyson felt a jerk, but didn't take much notice. He was used to Beedrill.
 * Tyson: Bother those Beedrill!
 * George Carlin: He thought.
 * Tyson: Why can't they come quietly?
 * George Carlin: He was at the next station before either he or his driver realized what had happened. When Jason and Leonardo heard about the accident, they laughed and boasted.
 * Jason: Fancy allowing Beedrill to break your train! They wouldn't dare do that to us. We'd show them!
 * George Carlin: Old Tai was cross.
 * Tai: You couldn't help it, Tyson. They've never met Miltank. I have, and I know the trouble they are.
 * George Carlin: Some days later, Jason rushed through Tyson's Station.
 * Jason: Boop boop! Mind the Miltank! Hurry, hurry!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Jason.
 * Arcanine: Don't make such a fuss! Don't make such a fuss!
 * George Carlin: Grumbled his Arcanine. A long stretch a line lay ahead. In the distance was a bridge. It seemed to Jason that there was something on the bridge. His driver thought so too.
 * Jason's Driver: Whoa, Jason!
 * George Carlin: He said, and shut off steam.
 * Jason: Pooh!
 * George Carlin: Said Jason.
 * Jason: It's only a Miltank! Shoo! Shoo!
 * George Carlin: He moved slowly on to the bridge, but the Miltank wouldn't shoo. She had lost her calf, and felt lonely.
 * Miltank: Moo!
 * George Carlin: She said sadly. Everyone tried to send her away, but she wouldn't go. Leonardo arrived.
 * Leonardo: What's this? A Miltank? I'll soon settle her. Be off! Be off!
 * Miltank: Moo!
 * George Carlin: Leo backed away nervously.
 * Leonardo: I don't want to hurt her.
 * George Carlin: At the next station, Leo's Conductor told them about the cow, and warned the signalman that the line was blocked.
 * Porter: That must be Bluebell.
 * George Carlin: Said a porter.
 * Porter: Her calf is here, looking for her mother. PaRappa will take her along.
 * George Carlin: At the bridge, Bluebell was very pleased to her calf again, and the porter led them away.
 * Leonardo: Not a word.
 * Jason: Keep it secret.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Jason and Leonardo to each other. They felt rather silly, but the story soon spread.
 * Tyson: Well, well, well!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Tyson.
 * Tyson: Two big characters afraid of a Miltank.
 * Jason: Afraid? Rubbish.
 * George Carlin: Said Jason.
 * Jason: We didn't want the poor thing to hurt herself by running up against us. We stopped so as not to excite her. You see what mean, my dear Tyson.
 * Tyson: Yes, Jason.
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson. Jason felt somehow that Tyson "saw" only too well.

Sonic's Chase

 * George Carlin: One morning, Tyson was waiting to pick up passengers from Ash Ketchum.
 * Tyson: Peep peep! We're late! Where is Ash? He doesn't usually make us wait.
 * Fireman: Oh dear, what can the matter be?
 * George Carlin: Sang the fireman.
 * Fireman: Johnny's so longer...
 * Driver: Never you mind about Johnny.
 * George Carlin: Laughed the driver.
 * Driver: Just you climb on the cab and look for Ash. Can you see him?
 * Fireman: No.
 * George Carlin: Replied the fireman.
 * Fireman: There's Sonic the Hedgehog in the terriying hurry. No need to bother with him though. Likely, he's on the coach tour of something.
 * George Carlin: He clambered down.
 * Sonic: Stop, stop! I've got Ash's passengers!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Sonic, roaring up to the gates. It was no good. Tyson was gone.
 * Sonic: Bother.
 * George Carlin: Said Sonic.
 * Sonic: Bother Ash's fireman not coming to work today. Why did I promise to help the visitors catch the train?
 * Driver: That will do, Sonic.
 * George Carlin: Said his driver.
 * Driver: A promise is a promise and we must keep it.
 * Sonic: I'll catch Tyson or bust.
 * George Carlin: Said Sonic.
 * Sonic: Oh, my gears and axles!
 * George Carlin: He groaned, toiling up the hill.
 * Sonic: I'll never be the same bus again. Hooray, hooray! I see him!
 * George Carlin: Cheered Sonic as he reached the top.
 * Sonic: Oh, no! Tyson's at the station! No, he stopped at the crossing. Hooray, hooray!
 * George Carlin: Sonic toured down the hill.
 * Passengers: Well done, Sonic!
 * George Carlin: Shouted his passengers.
 * Passengers: Go it!
 * George Carlin: Sonic skitted into the yard.
 * Sonic: Wait, wait!
 * George Carlin: Cried Sonic. He was just in time to see Tyson puffed away.
 * Sonic: I'm sorry.
 * George Carlin: Said Sonic.
 * Passengers: Never mind.
 * George Carlin: Said the passengers.
 * Passengers: After him quickly. Third time lucky you know. Do you think we'll catch 'em at the next station, driver?
 * Driver: There's a good chance.
 * George Carlin: Replied his driver.
 * Driver: Our road keeps close to the line and we can climb hills better than Tyson. I'll just make sure.
 * George Carlin: He spoke to the stationmaster. Sonic and the passengers waited impatiently.
 * Driver: Yes! We'll do it this time.
 * George Carlin: Said the driver.
 * Passengers: Hooray!
 * George Carlin: Called the passengers, as Sonic chased after Peter once more.
 * Coaches: This hill is too steep, this hill is too steep!
 * George Carlin: Grumbled the coaches as Tyson snorted in front. They reach the top at last and ran smoothly into the station.
 * Tyson: Peep!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Tyson.
 * Tyson: Get in quickly please.
 * George Carlin: The conductor blew the whistle and Tyson's driver looked back. But the flag didn't wave, Then he heard Sonic. Everything seem to happy at once, and the stationmaster told the conductor and driver what had happened.
 * Tyson: I'm sorry about the chase, Sonic.
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson.
 * Sonic: My fault.
 * George Carlin: Replied Sonic.
 * Sonic: Late at junction. You didn't know about Ash's passengers.
 * Tyson: Peep peep! Goodbye, Sonic! We're off!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Tyson.
 * Passengers: Three cheers for Sonic!
 * George Carlin: Called the passengers. Sonic raced back to tell Ash that all was well.
 * Ash: Thank you, Sonic, for keeping your promise.
 * George Carlin: Said Ash.
 * Ash: You're a very good friend indeed.

Saved from Scrap

 * George Carlin: Yugi Moto works his characters hard, but they are very proud when he calls them really useful.
 * Tyson: I'm going to the scrapyard today.
 * George Carlin: Tyson called to Ash.
 * Ash: What? Already? You're not that old.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ash cheekily. Ash was only teased him. The scrapyard was full of rusty old cars and machinery. They are broken into pieces, loaded into Beedrill and Tyson pulls them to the steelworks where they are melted down and used again. Today, there was a surprise waiting for Tyson in the yard. It was a dinosaur.
 * Tyson: Hello.
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson.
 * Tyson: You're not injured and wounded. What are you doing here?
 * Yoshi: I'm Yoshi. They're going to heal me next week.
 * Tyson: What a shame.
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson.
 * Yoshi: My driver says I only need some paint, polish and oil to be as good as new, but my owner says I'm old fashioned.
 * George Carlin: Tyson snorted.
 * Tyson: People say I'm old fashioned, but I don't care. Yugi Moto says I'm a useful character. What work did you do?
 * Yoshi: My owner will send us from farm to farm. We threshed corn, hauled logs and did lots of other work. The children loved to see us.
 * George Carlin: Yoshi shut his eyes, remembering.
 * Yoshi: Oh, yes. I like children.
 * George Carlin: Tyson set off for the station.
 * Tyson: Healed up, what a shame. Healed up, what a shame. I must help Yoshi, I must.
 * George Carlin: He thought of all his friends who liked characters. But strangely none of them would have room for a dinosaur at home.
 * Tyson: It's a shame, it's a shame.
 * George Carlin: He hissed. Then...
 * Tyson: Peep! Peep! Why didn't I think of him before.
 * George Carlin: There on the platform was the very person.
 * President: Hello, Tyson. You look upset. What's the matter, Charlie?
 * George Carlin: He asked the driver.
 * Driver: There's a dinosaur in the scrapyard, professor. He'll be healed up next week. Sir Cumference says he never drove a better character.
 * Tyson: Do save him, sir. He saws wood and gives children rides.
 * President: We'll see.
 * George Carlin: Replied the president. Sir Cumference came on Saturday.
 * Sir Cumference: The reverend's coming to see you, Yoshi. Maybe he'll buy you.
 * Yoshi: Do you think he will?
 * George Carlin: Asked Yoshi.
 * Sir Cumference: He will when I lit your fire and clean you up.
 * George Carlin: The president and his two boys arrived that evening. Yoshi hadn't felt so happy for months. He chuffered about the yard.
 * President: Show your paces, Yoshi.
 * George Carlin: Said the president. Later he came out of the office, smiling.
 * President: I've got him cheap, Sir C, cheap.
 * Sir Cumference: Did ye hear that, Yoshi?
 * George Carlin: Cried Sir Cumference.
 * Sir Cumference: The reverend's saved you and you'll live at the vicarage now.
 * Yoshi: Peep! Peep!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Yoshi. Now Yoshi's home was in the Vicarage Orchard, and he sees Tyson every day. His paint is spotless and his brass shines like gold. Yoshi likes his work but his happiest day is the church fair. With a wooden seat bolted to his bunker, he chuffers round the orchard giving rides to children. Long afterwards, you will see him shut his eyes, remembering.
 * Yoshi: I like children.
 * George Carlin: He whispers happily.

Old Iron

 * George Carlin: One day, Al had to wait at the library till Tyson and his books came in. This made him cross.
 * Al: Late again!
 * George Carlin: Tyson laughed and Al fumed away. After Al had finished his work, he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
 * Al: Tyson is impossible!
 * George Carlin: He grumbled to the others.
 * Al: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
 * George Carlin: Ash and PaRappa were indignant.
 * PaRappa: Old iron?! Slow?!
 * Ash: Why, Tyson could beat you in a race any day!
 * Al: Really!
 * George Carlin: Said Al.
 * Al: I should like to see him do it. Next morning, Al's driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled Al ready for shunting. Al was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was Al puffing away down the line.
 * Signalman: All traffic halted!
 * George Carlin: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
 * Signalman: Two boys were on Al's footplate fiddling with the controls.
 * Fireman: Whew.
 * Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when Al started.
 * (Phone rings)
 * George Carlin: The signalman answered the telephone.
 * Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
 * Fireman: What for?
 * George Carlin: Wondered the fireman.
 * Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
 * George Carlin: The fireman was ready when Tyson arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
 * Inspector: Good man, jump in.
 * Tyson: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
 * George Carlin: Puffed Tyson. Al was laughing.
 * Al: What a lark! What a lark!
 * George Carlin: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
 * Al: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
 * Tyson: We're coming, we're coming!
 * George Carlin: Called Tyson. Tyson was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with Al.
 * Tyson's Driver: Steady, Tyson.
 * George Carlin: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Tyson's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over Al's buffer. The characters swayed and lurched. At last...
 * Inspector: Got him!
 * George Carlin: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Tyson's driver checked the characters' speed, and Al's fireman scrambled across and took control.
 * Tyson: So the old iron caught you after all.
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Tyson.
 * Al: I'm sorry.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Al.
 * Al: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Tyson.
 * Tyson: That's all right.
 * George Carlin: Replied Tyson. The characters arrived at the station side by side. Yugi Moto was waiting.
 * Yugi: A fine piece of work.
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Yugi: Al, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Tyson. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
 * Tyson: Oh, thank you, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson.
 * Tyson: It'll be lovely not to clank.

A New Friend for Ash

 * George Carlin: Yoshi the Green Dinosaur enjoyed living in the Vicarage Orchard. Tyson came to see him every day, but sometimes, Yoshi didn't have enough work to do.
 * Yoshi: I do like to keep busy all the time.
 * George Carlin: He sighed one day.
 * Yoshi: And I do like company. Especially, children's company.
 * Tyson: Cheer up.
 * George Carlin: Smiled Tyson.
 * Tyson: Yugi Moto has worked for you at his new harbor. I'm to take you to meet Ash today.
 * Yoshi: Oh.
 * George Carlin: Exclaimed Yoshi happily.
 * Yoshi: The harbor, the seaside, children. That would be lovely.
 * George Carlin: Ash was on his way to the harbour with a trainload of metal pilings. They were needed to make the harbour wharf firm and safe.
 * Tyson: Hello, Ash.
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson.
 * Tyson: This is Yoshi, a friend of mine. He's a dinosaur.
 * George Carlin: Ash eyed the newcomer doubtfully.
 * Ash: A what?
 * Yoshi: A dinosaur.
 * George Carlin: Explained Yoshi.
 * Yoshi: I take the island instead of the city. Can you take me to the harbour, please? Yugi Moto has a job for me.
 * Ash: Yes, of course.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ash. But he was still puzzled. Workmen coupled Yoshis car to Ash's train and soon they were ready to start their journey.
 * Yoshi: I'm glad Yugi Moto needs me.
 * George Carlin: Called Yoshi.
 * Yoshi: I don't have enough to do sometime you know. Although I can work anywhere. In orchards, on farms, in scrapyards even at harbours.
 * Ash: But you don't run on rails.
 * George Carlin: Puffed Ash.
 * Yoshi: I'm a dinosaur. I don't need rails to be useful.
 * George Carlin: Replied Yoshi.
 * Yoshi: You wait and see.
 * George Carlin: When they reached the harbour, they found everything in confusion. Beedrill had been derailed, blocking the line and stone slabs lay everywhere.
 * Driver: We must get this pilings past.
 * George Carlin: Said Ash's Driver.
 * Driver: They are essential. Yoshi, we need you to drag them round this mess.
 * Yoshi: Just the sort of job I like.
 * George Carlin: Replied Yoshi.
 * Yoshi: Now you'll see, Ash. I'll soon show you what dinosaurs can do.
 * George Carlin: Yoshi was as good as his work. He dragged the pilings clear with chains and towed them into position.
 * Yoshi: Who needs rails?
 * George Carlin: He muttered cheerfully to himself. Later, Ash brought Lisa and Stephanie to visit him. Ash was most impressed.
 * Ash: Now I understand how useful a green dinosaur can be.
 * George Carlin: The girls were full of children. Yoshi gave them rides along the harbour. He liked this best of all.
 * Lisa: He's very kind.
 * George Carlin: Said Lisa.
 * Stephanie: He reminds me of Ash.
 * George Carlin: Added Stephanie. Everyone was sorry when it was time for Yoshi to go. Ash pulled him to the junction. A small tear came into Yoshi's eye. Ash pretended not to see. He whistled gaily to make Yoshi happy.
 * Ash: I'll come and see you if I can.
 * George Carlin: He promised.
 * Ash: The president will look after you and there's plenty of work for you now at the orchard. But we may meet you again at the harbour someday.
 * Yoshi: That would be wonderful.
 * George Carlin: Said Yoshi. That evening, Yoshi stood remembering his new friend, Ash, the harbour and most of all, the children. Then he went happily to sleep in the shed at the bottom of the orchard.

PaRappa and the Traffic Light

 * George Carlin: PaRappa works in the yard at the big school. He loves playing jokes, but they can get him into trouble. One morning, he was very cheeky indeed.
 * PaRappa: Peep peep! Hurry up, Jason, the train's ready.
 * George Carlin: Jason thought he was late.
 * PaRappa: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
 * George Carlin: Laughed PaRappa and showed him a train of dirty Beedrill. Jason thought how he can pay PaRappa back for teasing him. Next it was Al's turn.
 * PaRappa: Stay in the shed today, Al. Yugi Moto will come and see you.
 * Al: Ah!
 * George Carlin: Thought Al.
 * Al: Yugi knows I'm a fine boy. He wants me to pull the special train.
 * George Carlin: Al's driver and fireman could not make him move. The other characters grumbled dreadfully. They had to do Al's work as well as their own. At last, the inspector arrived.
 * Inspector: Show a wheel, Al. You can't stay here all day.
 * Al: Yugi told me to stay here. He sent a message this morning.
 * Inspector: He did not. How could he? He's away for a week.
 * Al: Oh.
 * George Carlin: Said Al.
 * Al: Oh. Where's PaRappa?
 * George Carlin: PaRappa had wisely disappeared. When Yugi Moto came back, he was cross with Al and PaRappa for causing so much trouble. But the very next day, PaRappa was still being cheeky.
 * PaRappa: I say, you characters, I'm to take some Beedrill to Ash's junction. Yugi Moto chose me specially. He must know I'm a really useful kid.
 * Al: More likely, he wants you out of the way.
 * George Carlin: Grumbled Al. Jason looked across to Al. They were going to play a trick on PaRappa.
 * Jason: Al and I were just speaking about traffic lights at the junction. We can't be too careful about traffic lights, but then I needn't say that to a really useful kid like you, PaRappa.
 * George Carlin: PaRappa felt flattered.
 * Al: We've had spoken about backing traffic lights.
 * George Carlin: Put in Al.
 * Al: They need extra special care you know. Would you like me to explain?
 * PaRappa: No thank you, Al.
 * George Carlin: Said PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: I know all about traffic lights.
 * George Carlin: PaRappa was a little worried.
 * PaRappa: I wonder what backing traffic lights are.
 * George Carlin: He thought.
 * PaRappa: Never mind, I'll manage.
 * George Carlin: He puffed crossly to his Beedrill and felt better. He came to a traffic light.
 * PaRappa: Bother, it's a danger.
 * George Carlin: The traffic light moved to show line cleared. It's arm moved up instead of down. PaRappa had never been that sort of traffic light before.
 * PaRappa: Down means go and up means stop. So upper still must mean go back. I know. It's one of those backing traffic lights.
 * Driver: Come on, PaRappa.
 * George Carlin: Said his driver.
 * Driver: Off we go. Stop! You're going the wrong way!
 * PaRappa: But it's a backing traffic light.
 * George Carlin: PaRappa protested and told him about Jason and Al. The driver laughed and explained.
 * PaRappa: Oh, dear.
 * George Carlin: Said PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: Let's start quickly before they see us.
 * George Carlin: He was too late. Jason saw everything. That night, the big characters talked about signals. They thought the subject was funny. PaRappa thought they were being very silly.

Kaito Takes Charge

 * PaRappa: Do you know what?
 * George Carlin: Asked PaRappa.
 * Jason: What?
 * George Carlin: Grunted Jason.
 * PaRappa: Do you know what?
 * Jason: Silly!
 * George Carlin: Said Jason.
 * Jason: Of course I don't know what. If you don't tell me what what is.
 * PaRappa: Yugi Moto says that the work in the yard is too heavy for me. He's getting a bigger character to help me.
 * Al: Rubbish!
 * George Carlin: Said Al.
 * Al: Any character could do it. If you work hard and chatterless, this yard would be a sweeter, a better and a happier place.
 * George Carlin: PaRappa went off to get some Arcanine.
 * PaRappa: That stupid old traffic light.
 * George Carlin: He thought. He was remembering the time he misunderstood a traffic light and gone backwards instead of forwards.
 * PaRappa: No one listens to me now. They think I'm a silly little dog and order me about. I'll show them, I'll show them.
 * George Carlin: But he didn't know how. By the end of the afternoon, he felt tired and unhappy. He brought some Arcanine to the station.
 * Yugi: Hello, PaRappa.
 * George Carlin: Said Yugi Moto.
 * Yugi: You look tired.
 * PaRappa: Yes sir, I am sir. I don't know if I'm standing on my head or on my feet.
 * Yugi: You look the right way up to me.
 * George Carlin: Laughed Yugi.
 * Yugi: Cheer up. The new character is bigger than you and can properly do the work alone. Would you like to help build my new harbour? Ash and Tai will help too.
 * PaRappa: Oh yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
 * George Carlin: The new character arrived.
 * Yugi: What's your name?
 * George Carlin: Asked Yugi.
 * Kaito: Dino Boy, sir, but I'm usually called Kaito. They say I walk. I don't really, sir, but I like Kaito better than Dino Boy.
 * Yugi: Good. Kaito it shall be. Here, PaRappa, show Kaito around.
 * George Carlin: The two characters went off together. Soon they were very busy. Al, Jason and Leonardo watched Kaito quietly doing his work.
 * Leonardo: He seems a simple sort of character.
 * Al: We'll have some fun and order him about.
 * Leonardo, Jason and Al: (make some quacking noises) Wheesh!
 * George Carlin: Smoke billowed everywhere. PaRappa was cross, but Kaito took no notice.
 * Kaito: They'll get tired of it soon. Do they tell you to do things, PaRappai?
 * PaRappa: Yes they do.
 * George Carlin: Answered PaRappa.
 * Kaito: Right.
 * George Carlin: Said Kaito.
 * Kaito: We'll soon stop that nonsense.
 * George Carlin: He whispered something.
 * Kaito: We'll do it later.
 * George Carlin: Yugi Moto was looking forward to hot buttered toast for tea at home. Suddenly, he heard an extraordinary noise.
 * Leonardo, Jason and Al: Wheesh! (snorting noises)
 * Yugi: Bother!
 * George Carlin: He said and hurried to the yard. Kaito and PaRappa calmly sat on the switches outside the shed, refusing to let the characters in. Jason, Al and Leonardo were furious.
 * Yugi: Stop that noise!
 * George Carlin: Bellowed Yugi.
 * Jason: They won't let us in!
 * George Carlin: Hissed Jason.
 * Yugi: Kaito, explain this behavior.
 * Kaito: Beg pardon, sir, but I'm a Dino Knight. We do our work without fuss, but begging your pardon, sir. PaRappa and I will be glad if you like to inform these, um, characters that we only take orders from you.
 * (Jason and Al blew their whistles loudly)
 * Yugi: Quiet!
 * George Carlin: Said Yugi.
 * Yugi: PaRappa and Kaito, I am pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight. You have caused a disturbance.
 * George Carlin: Jason, Leonardo and Al sniggered.
 * Yugi: As for you.
 * George Carlin: Thundered Yugi.
 * Yugi: You've been worse. You made a disturbance. Kaito is quite right. This is my railway and I give the orders.
 * George Carlin: After PaRappa went away, Kaito was left to manage alone. He did so...easily!

PaRappa Proves a Point

 * George Carlin: PaRappa worked hard at the new harbor. The workmen needed stones for their building. Tai helped, but sometimes the loads of stone were too heavy, and PaRappa had to fetch them for himself. Sometimes, he'd see Ash.
 * Ash: Well done, PaRappa. Yugi Moto is very pleased with us.
 * George Carlin: An airfield was closed by. PaRappa heard the airplane zooming overhead all day. The noises of all was a Violet Gym Leader.
 * PaRappa: Silly thing!
 * George Carlin: Said PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: Why can't and go and buzz somewhere else?
 * George Carlin: One day, PaRappa stopped at the airfield.
 * PaRappa: Hello.
 * George Carlin: Said PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: Who are you?
 * Falkner: I'm Falkner. Who are you?
 * PaRappa: I'm PaRappa. What an original outfit you've got.
 * Falkner: They're nice clothes
 * George Carlin: Said Falkner.
 * Falkner: I can use Flying type Pokemon. Don't you wish you could fly with them?
 * PaRappa: Certainly not. I like my rails, thank you.
 * Falkner: I think railways are slow.
 * George Carlin: Said Falkner.
 * Falkner: They're not much use and quite out of date.
 * George Carlin: He whirled his arms and buzzed away. PaRappa found Tai at the quarry.
 * PaRappa: I say Tai, that Falkner, that stuck up whirlybird thing, says I'm slow and out of date. Just let him wait. I'll show him.
 * George Carlin: He collected his Beedrill and started off still fuming. Soon, they heard a familiar buzzing.
 * Driver: PaRappa.
 * Ringo Starr: Whispered his driver.
 * Driver: There's Falkner. He's not far ahead. Let's race him.
 * PaRappa: Yes, let's.
 * George Carlin: Said PaRappa. PaRappa pounded along, the Beedrill screamed and swayed.
 * Driver: Well, I'll be a ding-dong dang!
 * George Carlin: Said the driver. There was Falkner. The race was on!
 * Driver: Go it, PaRappa!
 * George Carlin: He yelled.
 * Driver: You're ganging!
 * George Carlin: PaRappa had never been allowed to go fast before. He was having the time of his life.
 * Ritchie: Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
 * George Carlin: He panted to the Beedrill.
 * Beedrill: We don't want to, we don't want to.
 * George Carlin: They grumbled. It was no use. PaRappa was bucketing along with flying wheels and Falkner was high and alongside. The fireman shoveled for dear life.
 * Driver: Well done, PaRappa!
 * George Carlin: Shouted the driver.
 * Driver: We're ganging! We're going ahead! Oh good boy, good boy!
 * George Carlin: A distant signal warned them that the harbour wharf was near.
 * PaRappa: Peep peep peep! Brakes, conductor, please?
 * George Carlin: The driver carefully checked the train's headlong speed. They rolled onto the main line, and halted on the wharf.
 * PaRappa: Oh dear!
 * George Carlin: Groaned PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: I'm sure we've lost.
 * George Carlin: The fireman scrambled to the cab roof.
 * Fireman: We've won, we've won!
 * George Carlin: He shouted.
 * Fireman: Falkner's still hovering. He's looking for a place to land. Listen, boys.
 * George Carlin: The fireman called.
 * Fireman: Here's a song for PaRappa. (singing) Said Falkner the Violet Gym Leader to our PaRappa you are slow. Your railway is out of date and not much used you know, but PaRappa and his Beedrill did the trip in record time, and we beat the gym leader on our old branch line.
 * George Carlin: PaRappa loved it.
 * PaRappa: Oh, thank you!
 * George Carlin: He said. He liked the last line best of all, and was a very happy kid.

The Runaway

 * George Carlin: Ash Ketchum was ill. Workmen had try to make him better, but it was no use.
 * Yugi: Tyson must send you to the works.
 * George Carlin: Said Yugi Moto. Ash felt very miserable. Then, Yugi spoke to Kaito.
 * Yugi: I want you to help PaRappa and Tai while Ash is away.
 * George Carlin: Kaito was delighted. He already knew PaRappa and soon made friends with Tai and Sonic. Coconut Fred gave him a big welcome too.
 * Fred: Take care of Ash's singers.
 * George Carlin: He advised.
 * Fred: He's sure to miss them while he's away.
 * George Carlin: Kaito was very gentle with the girls. Lisa and Stephanie were impressed.
 * Lisa: Such nice manners.
 * George Carlin: They told each other.
 * Stephanie: It really is a pleasure to go out with him.
 * George Carlin: When Ash came back, Lisa and Stephanie told him how well Kaito had managed. Ash was so happy to be home that he soon forgot to be jealous. The works have left Ash's handbrake very stiff. It made his brakes seen they were on, when in fact they were not. As a result, he and his coaches often overran the platform. Ash found this most embarrassing. Gradually, his driver and fireman learned to be extra careful. But one day, Ash's fireman was ill and a relief man took his place. The fireman had fastened the coupling and joined the driver and stationmaster on the platform to wait for Leonardo's passengers. The fireman had forgot all about Ash's handbrake. Ash simmered happily.
 * Ash: Not long now.
 * George Carlin: He thought. As he saw Leo slowly approaching. But Ash's brakes were not on and suddenly he felt his wheels begin to move. He tried to stop, but he couldn't without his driver and fireman. He tried to whistle a warning, but he couldn't do that either. The Conductor, driver, fireman and passengers were all stranded on the platform.
 * Lisa and Stephanie: Stop! Stop!
 * George Carlin: Shrieked Lisa and Stephanie. But Ash, with plenty of steam, kept on going. The alarm went down the line.
 * Signalman: Stop the runaway!
 * George Carlin: There ready for action was Falkner the Violet Gym Leader. The inspector had made a plan and together they took off into the sky. At last Ash was tiring.
 * Ash: I need to stop, I need to stop.
 * George Carlin: He panted weirdly. As they neared the next station Ash saw Falkner land. They entered the platform slowly enough for the inspector to act. Judging his moments the inspector scrambled into the cab and screwed the brakes on.
 * (The inspector brakes with all his strength)
 * George Carlin: At last Ash stopped. Both he and the inspector were very relieved. Then they thanked Falkner.
 * Falkner: Think nothing of it. Glad to be at service anytime.
 * Inspector: Ash.
 * George Carlin: Remarked The inspector.
 * Inspector: We must never let this happen again.
 * George Carlin: Weirdly, Ash agreed with him.

PaRappa Takes the Plunge

 * George Carlin: One day, Leonardo wanted a rest, but PaRappa was talking to some pets. He was telling them about the time he had braved bad weather to help Ash.
 * PaRappa: It was raining hard. Water swirled under my boiler. I couldn't see where I was going, but I struggled on.
 * Tom: Oh, PaRappa, you are brave.
 * PaRappa: Well, it wasn't anything really. Water's nothing to a character with determination.
 * Jerry: Tell us more, PaRappa.
 * Leonardo: What are you characters doing here?
 * George Carlin: Hissed Leonardo.
 * Leonardo: This shed is for Yugi Moto's characters. Go away. Silly things.
 * George Carlin: Leo snorted.
 * PaRappa: They're not silly.
 * George Carlin: PaRappa had been enjoying himself.
 * Leonardo: They are silly and so are you. Water's nothing to a character with determination. Huh.
 * PaRappa: Anyway.
 * George Carlin: Said cheeky PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: I'm not afraid of water, I like it.
 * George Carlin: He ran off to the harbour singing.
 * PaRappa: Once a character taking some Arcanine was afraid of a few drops of rain.
 * Leonardo: No one ever lets me forget the time I wouldn't come out of the tunnel in case the rain spoiled my shell.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Leonardo. Ash was looking at the board on the quay.
 * Ash: Danger. We mustn't go passed it.
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Ash: That's orders.
 * PaRappa: Why?
 * Ash: Danger means falling down something.
 * George Carlin: Said Ash.
 * Ash: I went pass danger once, and fell down a mine.
 * PaRappa: I can't see a mine.
 * George Carlin: Said PaRappa. He didn't know that the foundations of the quay had sunk. The rails now sloped down into the sea.
 * PaRappa: Stupid board.
 * George Carlin: Said PaRappa. He made a plan. One day, he whispered to the Beedrill.
 * PaRappa: Will you give me a bump when we get to the quay?
 * George Carlin: The Beedrill had never asked to bump a character before. They giggled and chattered about it.
 * PaRappa: Driver doesn't know my plan.
 * George Carlin: Chuckled PaRappa.
 * Beedrill: On, on, on!
 * George Carlin: Laughed the Beedrill. PaRappa thought they were helping.
 * PaRappa: I'll pretend to stop at the station, but the Beedrill will push me pass the board. Then I'll make them stop. I can do that wherever I like.
 * George Carlin: Every wise character knows that you cannot trust Beedrill.
 * Beedrill: Go on, go on!
 * George Carlin: They yelled, and bumped PaRappa's driver and fireman off the footplate.
 * PaRappa: Ow!
 * George Carlin: Said PaRappa, sliding pass the board. PaRappa was frantic.
 * PaRappa: That's enough!
 * (PaRappa falls into the water)
 * George Carlin: PaRappa was sunk.
 * Yugi: You are a very disobedient kid.
 * George Carlin: PaRappa knew that voice.
 * PaRappa: Please sir, get me out sir, I'm truly sorry sir.
 * Yugi: No PaRappa, we cannot do that till high tide. I hope it will teach you to take care of yourself.
 * PaRappa: Yes, sir.
 * George Carlin: It was dark when they brought floating cranes to rescue PaRappa. He was too cold and stiff to move by himself. Next day, he was sent to the works on Leonardo's freight train.
 * Leonardo: Well, well, well!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Leo.
 * Leonardo: Did you like the water?
 * PaRappa: No.
 * Leonardo: I am surprised. You need more determination, PaRappa. Water's nothing to a character with determination you know. Perhaps you will like it better next time.
 * George Carlin: PaRappa is quite determined that they'll won't be a next time.

Pop Goes Giovanni

 * George Carlin: Kaito is very proud of being a Dino Boy. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard, too, and makes everything go like clockwork. It was a splendid day. The Beedrill and Arcanine behaved well. The passengers even stopped grumbling. But the characters didn't like having to bustle about.
 * Kaito: There are two ways of doing things.
 * George Carlin: Kaito told them.
 * Kaito: The Dino Knight way, or the wrong way. I'm 13 years old and...
 * Leonardo, Jason and Al: Don't we know it!
 * George Carlin: They groaned. The characters were glad when the visitor came. He purred smoothly towards him. Yugi Moto introduce him.
 * Yugi: Here is Giovanni. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Kaito.
 * Giovanni: Good morning.
 * George Carlin: Purred Giovanni in an oily voice.
 * Giovanni: Please to meet you, Kaito. Is that Al and Leonardo and Jason too? I am delighted to meet such famous characters.
 * George Carlin: The silly characters were flattered.
 * Characters: He has very good manners.
 * George Carlin: They murmured.
 * Characters: We're pleased to have in our yard.
 * George Carlin: Kaito had his doubts.
 * Kaito: Come on!
 * George Carlin: He said. Giovanni purred after him.
 * Giovanni: Your worthy Mo...
 * Kaito: Yugi Moto to you.
 * George Carlin: Ordered Kaito. Giovanni looked hurt.
 * Giovanni: Your worthy Yugi Moto thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We Team Rocket Bosses don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improvement. We are revolutionary.
 * Kaito: Oh!
 * George Carlin: Said Kaito.
 * Kaito: If you are revo, re-revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my Beedrill while I fetch Jason's Arcanine.
 * George Carlin: Giovanni delighted to show off, purred away. When Kaito returned, Giovanni was trying to take some Beedrill from a siding. They were old and empty. They've not been touch for a long time. Giovanni found them hard to move. Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
 * Beedrill: Oh! Oh!
 * George Carlin: The Beedrill groaned.
 * Beedrill: We can't! We won't!
 * George Carlin: Kaito watched with interest. Giovanni lost patience.
 * Giovanni: Grrr!
 * George Carlin: He roared, and gave a great heave. The Beedrill jerked forward.
 * Beedrill: Ohhh!
 * George Carlin: They screamed.
 * Beedrill: We can't! We won't!
 * George Carlin: Some of their brakes snapped, and the gear jammed in the sleepers.
 * Giovanni: Grrrr!
 * Kaito: Ha, ha, ha!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Kaito. Giovanni recovered and try to push the Beedrill back, but they wouldn't move. Kaito ran quietly around to collect the other Beedrill.
 * Kaito: Thank you for arranging these, Giovanni. I must go now.
 * Giovanni: Don't you want this lot?
 * Kaito: No thank you.
 * George Carlin: Giovanni gulped.
 * Giovanni: And I've taken all this trouble. Why didn't you tell me?
 * Kaito: You never asked me. Besides.
 * George Carlin: Said Kaito.
 * Kaito: You were having such fun being revo-whatever-it-was-you-said. Goodbye.
 * Giovanni: Grrrr!
 * George Carlin: Giovanni had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the Beedrill were laughing and singing at him.
 * Beedrill: Beedrill are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Rocket Boss, in and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel, when he pulls the wrong Beedrill out, Pop goes Giovanni!
 * Giovanni: Grrr!
 * George Carlin: Growled Giovanni, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed.

Giovanni's Devious Deed

 * George Carlin: Giovanni, the head of Team Rocket, was sulking. The Beedrill would not stop singing rudely at him. Kaito was horrified.
 * Kaito: Shut up!
 * George Carlin: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
 * Kaito: I'm sorry our Beedrill were rude to you, Giovanni.
 * George Carlin: Giovanni was still furious.
 * Giovanni: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
 * Leonardo: Nonsense.
 * George Carlin: Said Leonardo.
 * Leonardo: Kaito would never do that. We characters have our differences, but we never talked about them to the Beedrill. That would be dis...dis...
 * Jason: Disgraceful.
 * George Carlin: Said Jason.
 * Al: Disgusting.
 * George Carlin: Put in Al.
 * Leonardo: Despicable.
 * George Carlin: Finished Leo. Giovanni hated Kaito. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Kaito. Next day, he spoke to the Beedrill.
 * Giovanni: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Kaito told me one about Jason. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Jason I told you.
 * George Carlin: And he sniggered away.
 * Beedrill: Ha, ha, ha!
 * George Carlin: Guffawed the Beedrill.
 * Beedrill: Jason will be cross with Kaito when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Kaito for bumping us.
 * George Carlin: They laughed rudely at the characters as they went by. Soon Jason, Leo and Al found out why.
 * Jason: Disgraceful.
 * George Carlin: Said Jason.
 * Al: Disgusting.
 * George Carlin: Put in Al.
 * Leonardo: Despicable.
 * George Carlin: Finished Leo.
 * Leonardo: We cannot allow it.
 * George Carlin: They consulted together.
 * Leonardo: Yes.
 * George Carlin: They said.
 * Leonardo: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
 * George Carlin: Kaito was tired out. The Beedrill had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The three characters barred his way.
 * Jason, Al and Leonardo: Hooosh!
 * Al: Keep out!
 * Kaito: Stop fooling.
 * George Carlin: Said Kaito.
 * Kaito: I'm tired.
 * Leonardo: So are we.
 * George Carlin: Hissed the characters.
 * Al: We're tired of you. We like Giovanni. We don't like you.
 * Jason: You tell tales about us to the Beedrill.
 * Kaito: I don't!
 * Jason, Al and Leonardo: You do!
 * Kaito: I don't!
 * Jason, Al and Leonardo: You do!
 * George Carlin: Yugi Moto came to stop the noise.
 * Jason: Kaito called me a galloping sausage!
 * George Carlin: Spluttered Jason.
 * Al: Rusty red scrap-irons!
 * George Carlin: Hissed Al.
 * Leonardo: I'm old square wheels!
 * George Carlin: Fumed Leo.
 * Yugi: Well, Kaito?
 * George Carlin: Kaito considered.
 * Kaito: I only wish sir.
 * George Carlin: He said gravely.
 * Kaito: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
 * Yugi: (clearing throat)
 * Leonardo: He made Beedrill laugh at us.
 * George Carlin: Accused the characters. Yugi Moto recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
 * Yugi: Did you, Kaito?
 * Kaito: Certainly not, sir. No character will be as mean as that.
 * George Carlin: Giovanni lurked up.
 * Yugi: Now Giovanni, you heard what Kaito said.
 * Giovanni: I can't understand it, sir, to think that Kaito of all characters. I'm dreadfully grieved, sir, but no nothing.
 * Yugi: I see.
 * George Carlin: Said Yugi Moto. Giovanni squirmed and hope he didn't.
 * Yugi: I'm sorry Kaito, but you must go to Tyson's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
 * Kaito: As you wish, sir.
 * George Carlin: Kaito trundled sadly away, while Giovanni smirked with triumph.

A Close Shave for Kaito

 * George Carlin: Kaito Tatsuno walked sadly to Tyson's station.
 * Kaito: It's not fair.
 * George Carlin: He complained.
 * Kaito: Giovanni has been telling lies about me and made Yugi Moto and all the characters think I'm horrid.
 * George Carlin: Tyson smiled.
 * Tyson: I know you weren't, and so does Yugi Moto. You wait and see. Why don't you help me with these Beedrill?
 * George Carlin: Kaito felt happier with Tyson, and set to work at once. The Beedrill were silly, heavy and noisy. The two characters have to work hard pushing and pulling all afternoon. At last, they reached the top of the hill.
 * Kaito: Goodbye!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Kaito, and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line. Kaito love coasting down the hill, running easily with the wind whistling past. Suddenly...
 * Kaito: It was the conductor's warning whistle.
 * Beedrill: Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!
 * George Carlin: Laughed the Beedrill.
 * Beedrill: We've broken away, we've broken away! Chase him, bump him, throw him off the rails!
 * George Carlin: They yelled.
 * Driver: Hurry, Kaito, hurry!
 * George Carlin: Said the driver. They raced through Tyson's station, but the Beedrill were catching up.
 * Driver: As fast as we can, then they'll catch us gradually.
 * George Carlin: The driver was gaining control.
 * Driver: Another clear mile and we'll do it. Oh, glory, look at that!
 * George Carlin: Al was just pulling out on they're line through the station ahead. Any minute, there could be a crash.
 * Driver: It's up to you now, Kaito.
 * George Carlin: Cried the driver. Yoh put every ounce of wait and steam against the Beedrill.
 * Kaito: It's too late!
 * George Carlin: Kaito groaned. He veered into a siding where a barber had sent off shop. He was shaving a customer.
 * (Crash!)
 * George Carlin: The silly Beedrill were knocked their conductor off his van, and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning. But the Beedrill didn't care. They were feeling very pleased with themselves.
 * Kaito: Beg pardon, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Gasped Kaito.
 * Kaito: Excuse my intrusion.
 * Barber: No I won't.
 * George Carlin: Said the barber.
 * Barber: You frightened my customers! I'll teach you!
 * George Carlin: And he lathered Kaito's face all other. Poor Kaito! Ash was helping to pull the Beedrill away when Yugi Moto arrived.
 * Barber: I do not like characters popping through my walls.
 * George Carlin: Fumed the barber.
 * Yugi: I appreciate your feelings.
 * George Carlin: Said Yugi.
 * Yugi: But you must know that this character and his crew had prevented a serious accident. It was a very close shave.
 * Barber: Oh.
 * George Carlin: Said the barber.
 * Barber: Oh! Excuse me.
 * George Carlin: He filled the basin of water to wash Kaito's face.
 * Barber: I'm sorry. I didn't know you were been a brave character.
 * Kaito: That's all right, sir. I didn't know that either.
 * Yugi: You were very brave indeed.
 * George Carlin: Said Yugi.
 * Yugi: I'm proud of you.
 * George Carlin: Yugi Moto watched the rescue operation, then he had more news to Kaito.
 * Yugi: And when you are properly washed and mended, you are coming home.
 * Yoh: Home, sir? Do you mean the yard?
 * Yugi: Of course.
 * Kaito: But sir, they don't like me. They like Giovanni.
 * Yugi: Not now. I never believed Giovanni, so I sent him packing. The characters were sorry and want you back.
 * George Carlin: A few days later when he came home, there was a really rousing welcome for Kaito Tatsuno.

Better Late Than Never

 * George Carlin: The characters were finding life difficult. Workmen were mending the viaduct on the main line. The arches needed strengthening. Yugi Moto did not want to close the railway while the work was done and so repairs took a long time. The characters have to take great care when crossing the viaduct and the delay often made them late on their journey to the junction where they knew Ash would be ready to collect his passengers. Ash grew crosser and crosser.
 * Ash: Time's time.
 * George Carlin: He grumbled.
 * Ash: Why should I keep my passengers waiting while Leonardo and Al dawdle about all day on viaducts?
 * Leonardo: Don't blame me.
 * George Carlin: Snorted Leonardo.
 * Leonardo: If we hurried to cross the viaduct, it might collapsed, and then you have no passengers at all. What would you do then?
 * Ash: Run my train on time for one thing.
 * George Carlin: Retorted Ash. He hurried away before Leo could answer. Sonic was impatient too. He was time to arrived just after Ash. His passengers found that, instead of going straight from the hedgehog till their train, they were kept waiting till Ash arrived. Soon Sonic grew cross with Ash.
 * Sonic: Late again!
 * George Carlin: He remarked as Ash panted wearily in.
 * Sonic: We may be friends, but I thought you could go fast, Ash. It's time we had another race. I reckon I can beat you now.
 * George Carlin: Ash let off steam loudly.
 * Ash: Rubbish!
 * George Carlin: He hissed fiercely.
 * Ash: It's those main line characters. They differ about on the viaduct, and they blamed Yugi Moto's workmen. It's just an excuse for laziness if you ask me.
 * George Carlin: One day, Al was later than ever at the junction.
 * Al: I'm sorry, Ash.
 * George Carlin: He puffed.
 * Al: I was held up at the station, and the viaduct made it worse.
 * Ash: It's lucky for you I'm a guarantee connection.
 * George Carlin: Grumbled Ash. Before Al could answer, he puffed importantly away.
 * Ash: Come along, come along!
 * George Carlin: He panted to the ladies. Lisa and Stephanie did their best but Ash still found that he couldn't save much time. Suddenly, Ash saw Sonic ahead. His radiator was steaming.
 * Ash: What's the matter?
 * George Carlin: Asked Ash.
 * Ash: You should be at the station by now. You're late.
 * Sonic: I feel dreadful.
 * George Carlin: Moaned Sonic.
 * Sonic: All upset inside and driver says he can't make me better. Thank goodness you're late too. Can you take my passengers please? They'll never get home otherwise.
 * Ash: Of course.
 * George Carlin: Agreed Ash. He now felt sorry for Sonic, and promised to get help at the next station. Ash set off again already he felt much more cheerful and Sonic's passengers, travelling in Lisa and Stephanie all reached home safely. When Sonic was better he came to thank Ash.
 * Sonic: I'm sorry I teased you about being late.
 * Ash: That's all right.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ash.
 * Ash: I'm glad I can help. There are times when being late isn't such a bad thing after all.
 * George Carlin: With the last cheerful greeting, the two friends went back to work.

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong

 * George Carlin: Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong are monkeys and have arrived from Kongo Bongo to help Yugi Moto, but only one character had been expected. The monkeys meant well, but did cause confusion. Yugi Moto had given them numbers, Donkey Kong 9 and Diddy Kong 10, but he was still planning to send one character home. There was Impmon in the yard that had taken a dislike to Diddy Kong. Things always went wrong when he had to take it out. His trains were late and he was blamed. Diddy Kong began to worry. Donkey Kong, his friend, was angry.
 * Donkey Kong: You're a muckle nuisance!
 * George Carlin: Said Donkey Kong.
 * Donkey Kong: It's to leave you behind I'd be wanting.
 * Impmon: You can't!
 * George Carlin: Said Impmon.
 * Impmon: I'm essential!
 * Donkey Kong: Och are you?
 * George Carlin: Donkey Kong burst out.
 * Donkey Kong: You're nothing but a screeching and a noise when all set is done. Spite Diddy Kong, would ya? Take that!
 * Impmon: Ow! Ooh!
 * George Carlin: Cried Impmon.
 * Donkey Kong: There's more coming should you misbehave.
 * George Carlin: Impmon behave better after that. Until one day, Donkey Kong had an accident. The rails were slippery. He couldn't stop in time.
 * (Donkey Kong crashes into the signal box)
 * George Carlin: Donkey Kong wasn't hurt, but Yugi Moto was most annoyed.
 * Yugi: I am disappointed, Donkey Kong. I didn't expect such, er, clumsiness from you. I had decided to send Diddy Kong back and keep you.
 * Donkey Kong: I'm sorry, sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Donkey Kong.
 * Yugi: I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now Al will have to help you with the goods work, while you have your tender mended. Al won't like that.
 * George Carlin: Yugi Moto was right. Al grumbled dreadfully about extra work.
 * Diddy Kong: Anyone would think.
 * George Carlin: Said Diddy Kong.
 * Diddy Kong: That Donkey Kong had had his accident on purpose. I heard tell about a character and some tar wagons.
 * Al: Shut up!
 * George Carlin: Said Al.
 * Al: It's not funny.
 * George Carlin: He didn't like to be remind about his own accident.
 * Diddy Kong: Well, well, well! Surely, Al, it wasn't you. You didn't say.
 * George Carlin: Al didn't say. He slouched sulkily away.
 * Impmon: Al is cross!
 * George Carlin: Sniggered Impmon.
 * Impmon: We'll try to make him crosser still!
 * Beedrill: Hold back!
 * George Carlin: Giggled the Beedrill to each other. Al did his best, but he was exhausted when they reached Tyson's station. Luckily, Diddy Kong was there.
 * Al: Help me up the hill, please!
 * George Carlin: Panted Al.
 * Al: These Beedrill are playing tricks.
 * Diddy Kong: We'll show them.
 * George Carlin: Said Diddy Kong. Slowly but surely, the snorting characters forced the Beedrill up the hill. But Al was losing steam.
 * Al: I can't do it, I can't do it!
 * Diddy Kong: Leave it to me!
 * George Carlin: Shouted Diddy Kong. The conductor was anxious.
 * Conductor: Go steady! Impmon's losing!
 * (Diddy Kong knocks Impmon down)
 * George Carlin: Impmon was knocked out. No one had been hurt, and soon Tyson came to clear the mess. Yugi Moto was on board.
 * Yugi: I might have known it would be Diddy Kong.
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Tyson: Diddy Kong was grand, sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson.
 * Tyson: Al had no steam left, but Diddy Kong worked hard enough for three. I heard him from my yard.
 * Yugi: Two would have been enough.
 * George Carlin: Said Yugi Moto.
 * Yugi: I want to be fair, Diddy Kong, but I don't know. I really don't know.
 * George Carlin: Yugi Moto was making up his mind about which character to send away, but that's another story.

The Deputation

 * George Carlin: Snow came early to the land of Cartoons. It was heavier than usual. Most characters hate snow. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong were used to it. Couple back to back with the van between their tenders and the snowplough in their fronts, they set to work. They puffed backwards and forward patrolling the line. Generally, the snow slipped away fiercely, but sometimes they found deeper drifts. Presently, they came to a drift which was larger than most. They charged it, and were just backing for another try when...
 * Leonardo: Help, help!
 * Diddy Kong: Great Coconut, Donkey Kong! It's Leonardo! Don't worry yourself, Leo! Wait a while! We'll help you out!
 * George Carlin: Leo was very grateful. He saw all was not well. The kongs were looking glum. They told him Yugi Moto was making a decision.
 * Diddy Kong: He'll send us away for sure.
 * PaRappa: It's a shame.
 * George Carlin: Said PaRappa.
 * Jason: A lot of nonsense about a broken signalbox.
 * George Carlin: Grumbled Jason.
 * Al: That Impmon too.
 * George Carlin: Put in Al.
 * Al: Good riddance. That's what I say.
 * Leonardo: The kongs were splendid in the snow.
 * George Carlin: Added Leo.
 * Leonardo: It isn't fair.
 * George Carlin: They all agreed that something must be done, but none knew what. PaRappa decided to talk to Tyson about it.
 * Tyson: What you need...
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson.
 * Tyson: ...is a deputation.
 * George Carlin: He explained what that was. PaRappa ran back quickly.
 * PaRappa: Tyson says we need a depostation.
 * Jason: Of course.
 * George Carlin: Said Jason.
 * Jason: The question is...
 * Leonardo: What is a desperation?
 * George Carlin: Asked Leo?
 * PaRappa: It's when characters tell Yugi Moto something's wrong.
 * George Carlin: Said PaRappa.
 * Kaito: Did you say tell Yugi Moto?
 * George Carlin: Asked Kaito thoughtfully. There was a long silence.
 * Jason: I purpose.
 * George Carlin: Said Jason.
 * Jason: That PaRappa be our...um...disputation.
 * PaRappa: Me?!
 * George Carlin: Squeaked PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: I can't!
 * Leonardo: Rubbish, PaRappa.
 * George Carlin: Said Leo.
 * Leonardo: It's easy.
 * Jason: That's settled then.
 * George Carlin: Said Jason. Poor PaRappa wished it wasn't.
 * Yugi Moto: Hello, PaRappa. It's nice to be back.
 * George Carlin: PaRappa jumped.
 * PaRappa: Uh, yes sir, please sir.
 * Yugi Moto: You look nervous, PaRappa. What's the matter?
 * PaRappa: Please, sir, they made me a desperation, sir, to speak to you sir. I don't like it, sir.
 * George Carlin: Yugi Moto pondered.
 * Yugi Moto: Do you mean a deputation, PaRappa?
 * PaRappa: Yes sir, please sir. It's Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong. They say, sir, that if you send them away, sir, well, they'll be turned to scrap, sir. That would be dreadful, sir. Please, sir, don't send them away.
 * Yugi Moto: Thank you, PaRappa. That will do.
 * George Carlin: Later, Yugi Moto spoke to the characters.
 * Yugi Moto: I had a deputation. I understand your feelings and I give a lot of thought to the matter.
 * George Carlin: He paused impressively.
 * Yugi Moto: Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, I hear that your work in the snow was good. You shall have a new coat of paint.
 * George Carlin: The kongs were surprised.
 * Donkey Kong: Thank you, sir.
 * Yugi Moto: But your names will be painted on you. We'll have no more mistakes.
 * Diddy Kong: Thank you, sir. Uh, does this mean that the both of us?
 * George Carlin: Yugi Moto smiled.
 * Yugi Moto: It means...
 * George Carlin: But the rest of his speech was drowned in a delighted chorus of cheers and whistles. The kongs were here to stay.

Ash Comes to Breakfast

 * George Carlin: Ash Ketchum had worked his route for many years and knows it very well.
 * Ash's Driver: You know just where to stop, Ash.
 * George Carlin: Laughed his driver.
 * Ash's Driver: You could almost manage it without me.
 * George Carlin: Ash had become conceited. He didn't realize his driver was joking. Later, he boasted to the others.
 * Ash: Driver says I don't need him now.
 * PaRappa: Don't be so daft!
 * George Carlin: Snorted PaRappa.
 * Tai: I'd never go without my driver.
 * George Carlin: Said Tai earnestly.
 * Tai: I'd be frightened.
 * Ash: Puh!
 * George Carlin: Boasted Ash.
 * Ash: I'm not scared!
 * Tai: You'd never dare!
 * Ash: I would then, you'll see.
 * George Carlin: Next morning, the firelighter came. Ash drowsed comfortably, and the warmth spread through his body. PaRappa and Tai were still asleep. Ash suddenly remembered.
 * Ash: Silly stick-in-the-muds!
 * George Carlin: He chuckled.
 * Ash: I'll show them. Driver said I could manage without him. I'll just go out, then I'll stop and WHEESH! That'll make them jump.
 * George Carlin: Ash thought he was being clever. Really, he was only moving because a careless cleaner had meddled with his body. He soon found his mistake. He tried to wheesh, but he couldn't. He tried to stop, but he couldn't. He just kept rolling along. He didn't dare look at what was coming next; there was Mr. Redford's house. Mr. Redford's was just about to have breakfast.
 * Ash: Horrors!
 * George Carlin: Cried Ash, and shut his eyes. (CRASH!) The house rocked, broken glass tinkled, plaster was everywhere. Ash had collected a bush on his travels. He peered into the room through its leaves. He couldn't speak. Mr. Redford was furious. His wife picked up her plate.
 * Patricia: You miserable trainer!
 * George Carlin: She scolded.
 * Patricia: Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now I shall have to cook some more!
 * George Carlin: She banged the door. More plaster fell. This time, it fell on Ash. Ash felt depressed. Workmen propped up the house with strong poles, and laid a path through the garden. Then, the Kongo Bongo Monkeys, Donkey and Diddy Kong arrived.
 * Diddy Kong: Don't worry yourself, Ash, we'll soon have you back on the path!
 * George Carlin: They laughed. Donkey and Diddy Kong, working hard, managed to haul Ash back to safety. Bits of fencing, a bush, and a broken window frame festooned his front, which was badly twisted. The kongs laughed and left him. Ash was in disgrace. There was worse to come.
 * Yugi: You in a lot of trouble, Ash.
 * Ash: I know, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
 * George Carlin: Ash's voice was muffled behind his bush.
 * Yugi: You must go to the workshop and have your front mended, it will be a long job.
 * Ash: Yes, sir.
 * Yugi: Meanwhile, a mermaid will do your work.
 * Ash: A M-m-mermaid, sir?
 * George Carlin: Ash spluttered.
 * Yugi: Yes, Ash. Mermaids always stay in their houses until they are wanted. Mermaids never gallivant off to breakfast in Mr. Redford's houses.

Marina Barton

 * George Carlin: PaRappa and Tai were worried. Ash's recent accident had caused a great deal of trouble and Yugi Moto was waiting for them with important news.
 * Yugi: Here is Marina Barton, the pink haired mermaid, who has come to help while Ash is...indisposed.
 * PaRappa: Please sir, will she go when Ash comes back, sir?
 * Yugi: That depends.
 * George Carlin: Said Yugi.
 * Yugi: Meanwhile, however long she stays, I hope you will both make her welcome and comfortable.
 * Tai: Yes, sir, we'll try, sir.
 * George Carlin: Said the characters.
 * Yugi: Good. Run along now and show her the shed. She will want a rest after her journey.
 * George Carlin: Marina was not easy to pleased. She shuddered at the engine shed.
 * Marina: This is dreadfully smelly. I'm highly sprung, and anything smelly is bad for my swerves.
 * George Carlin: Next, they tried the carriage shed.
 * Marina: This is better.
 * George Carlin: Said Marina.
 * Marina: But whatever is that rubbish?
 * George Carlin: The rubbish turned out to be Lisa, Stephanie and Kari who were most offended.
 * Lisa: We won't stay here to be insulted.
 * George Carlin: They fumed. PaRappa and Tai had to take them away and spend half the night soothing their hurt feelings. The characters woke next morning feeling exhausted. Marina, on the other hand, felt bright and cheerful.
 * Marina: Oooh! Oooh!
 * George Carlin: She tooted, as she came out of the yard and back to the station.
 * Marina: Look at me.
 * George Carlin: She purred to the passengers.
 * Marina: I'm the meanest mermaid, highly sprung and right up to date. You won't want Ash's bumpy old Lisa and Stephanie now.
 * George Carlin: The passengers waited for Marina to start, but she didn't. She saw that the milk van was about to be coupled to her and was most indignant.
 * Marina: Do they except me to pull that?
 * Marina's Driver: Surely.
 * George Carlin: Said her driver.
 * Marina's Driver: You can pull one van.
 * Marina: I won't.
 * George Carlin: Said Marina.
 * Marina: PaRappa can do it. He loves messing about with Beedrill.
 * George Carlin: She began to shudder violently.
 * Marina's Driver: Nonsense.
 * George Carlin: Said her driver.
 * Marina's Driver: Come on now, back down.
 * George Carlin: Marina lurched backwards. She was so cross that she ???.
 * Marina: Told you.
 * George Carlin: She said and stopped. Everyone argued with her but it was no use.
 * Marina: It's fitter's orders.
 * George Carlin: She said.
 * Passengers: What is?
 * Marina: My fitter's a very nice man. He comes every week and exams me carefully. Marina, he says, never, never pull. You're highly sprung and pulling is bad for your swerves. So that's how it is.
 * George Carlin: Finished Marina.
 * Stationmaster: Stuff and nonsense.
 * George Carlin: Said the stationmaster.
 * Shunter: I can't understand.
 * George Carlin: Said the shunter.
 * Shunter: Whatever made Yugi Moto send us such a feeble...
 * Marina: Feeble? Feeble?!
 * George Carlin: Spluttered Marina.
 * Marina: Let me...
 * Passengers: Stop arguing!
 * George Carlin: Grumbled the passengers.
 * Passengers: We're late already.
 * George Carlin: So they uncoupled the van, and Marina purred away feeling very pleased with herself. She can now enjoyed her journey.
 * Marina: That's a good story.
 * George Carlin: She chuckled.
 * Marina: I'll do just what work I choose, and no more.
 * George Carlin: But she said it to herself.

PaRappa's Predicament

 * George Carlin: Marina Barton's work in the countryside was full of surprises. But she was frightened to bulls and cows, and she remain very lazy and stubborn. One day, Tai brought Kari to the station where PaRappa was grumbling shunting.
 * Tai: Hello, PaRappa. I see Marina's left the milk behind again.
 * PaRappa: I had to make a special journey within I suppose. Anyone would think I've nothing to do.
 * George Carlin: Grumbled PaRappa.
 * Tai: Tell you what.
 * George Carlin: Replied Tai.
 * Tai: I'll take the milk, you fetch my Beedrill.
 * George Carlin: Their drivers and stationmaster agreed. PaRappa had never been to the quarry before. He began ordering the Beedrill about.
 * PaRappa: Hurry along.
 * George Carlin: He said. The Beedrill grumbled to each other.
 * Beedrill: This is Tai's place! PaRappa's got no right to poke his funnel in here and push us around.
 * George Carlin: They whispered and pass the word.
 * Beedrill: Pay PaRappa back! Pay PaRappa back!
 * PaRappa: Come along.
 * George Carlin: Puffed PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: No nonsense.
 * Beedrill: We'll give him nonsense.
 * George Carlin: Giggled the Beedrill. But they followed so quietly that PaRappa thought they were under control. Suddenly, they saw a notice ahead: All Trains Stop To Pin Down Brakes.
 * PaRappa: Peep peep! Brakes, Conductor, please!
 * George Carlin: But before he could check them the Beedrill surged ahead.
 * Beedrill: On! On!
 * George Carlin: They cried.
 * PaRappa: Help! Help!
 * George Carlin: Whistled PaRappa. The man on duty at the crossing rushed to warn traffic with his red flag but was too late to switch PaRappa to the runaway sidings. Frantically trying to grip the rails PaRappa slid into the yard.
 * PaRappa: Peep! Peep! Look out!
 * (Crash!)
 * George Carlin: The break van was in smithereens. PaRappa's driver and fireman had jumped clear but PaRappa was stranded. Next day, Yugi Moto arrived. Tai and Marina had helped to clear the wreckage but PaRappa remained on his perch of Beedrill.
 * Yugi: We must now try.
 * George Carlin: Said Yugi.
 * Yugi: To run a branch line with Tai and a mermaid. You have put us in an awkward predicament, PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: I am sorry, sir.
 * Yugi: You must stay here till we are ready.
 * George Carlin: Continued Yugi.
 * Yugi: And you really must be more careful with Beedrill.
 * George Carlin: PaRappa sighed. The Beedrill groaned beneath his feet. He quite understood about awkward predicaments. Yugi Moto spoke severely to Marina too.
 * Yugi: My characters work hard. I send lazy characters away.
 * George Carlin: Marina was ashamed.
 * Yugi: However, Tai says you worked hard after PaRappa's accident. So you shall have another chance.
 * Marina: Thank you, sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Marina.
 * Marina: I will work hard. Tai says he'll help me.
 * Yugi: Excellent. What Tai doesn't know about branch line problems isn't worth knowing. Our Tai is an experienced character.
 * George Carlin: Next day, Ash came back, and PaRappa was sent to be mended. Lisa and Stephanie were delighted to see Ash again and he took them to a run at once. All were now friends, and Tai has taught Marina a great deal. She shooed a cow the other day all by herself. That show's you, doesn't it?

The Racersel

 * George Carlin: Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse are pets. Each has four paws, a matching pair of ears and a pair of noses and tails. Their Beedrill are filled with China Clay. It is needed for pottery, paper, paint and many other things. The animals were now kept busy pulling the Beedrill for characters on the main line and for ships in the harbour. One morning, they arranged some Beedrill and went away for more. They returned to find them all gone. The animals were most surprised. Their drivers examine the patch of oil.
 * Driver: That's racer.
 * George Carlin: They said.
 * Tom: It's a what'll?
 * George Carlin: Asked Tom.
 * Jerry: A racersel, I think.
 * George Carlin: Replied Jerry.
 * Jerry: There's a notice about them in our shed.
 * Tom: Coughs and sneezles spread racersels.
 * Jerry: You had a cough in your smokebox yesterday. It's your fault the racersel came.
 * Tom: It isn't!
 * Jerry: It is!
 * Drivers: Stop arguing, you two.
 * George Carlin: Laughed their drivers.
 * Drivers: Let's go and rescue our Beedrill.
 * George Carlin: Tom and Jerry were horrified.
 * Tom: But the racersel will magic us away like the Beedrill.
 * Drivers: He won't magic us.
 * George Carlin: Replied their drivers.
 * Drivers: We're more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know you're animals. So we'll take away your names and numbers and then this is what we'll do.
 * George Carlin: Puffing hard, the animals set off on their journey to find the racer. They were looking forward to playing tricks on him. Creeping into the yard, they found the racer on a siding with missing Beedrill. Jerry hid behind, but Tom went bodily alongside. The racer looked up.
 * Rick: Do you mind?
 * Tom: Yes.
 * George Carlin: Said Tom.
 * Tom: I do. I want my Beedrill back.
 * Rick: These are mine.
 * George Carlin: Said the racer.
 * Rick: Go away.
 * George Carlin: Tom pretended not to be frightened.
 * Tom: You're a big bully.
 * George Carlin: He whimpered.
 * Tom: You'll be sorry.
 * George Carlin: He ran back and hid behind the Beedrill on the other side. Jerry now came forward.
 * Jerry: Beedrill stealer!
 * George Carlin: Hissed Jerry. He ran away too. Tom took his place. This went on and on till the racer's eyes nearly popped out.
 * Rick: Stop! You're making me giddy.
 * George Carlin: The two animals gazed at him.
 * Rick: Are there two of you?
 * Tom: Yes, we're animals.
 * Rick: I might have known it.
 * George Carlin: Just then, Tyson bustled up.
 * Tyson: Tom and Jerry, why are you playing here?
 * Tom: We're not playing.
 * George Carlin: Protested Tom.
 * Jerry: We're rescuing our Beedrill.
 * George Carlin: Squeaked Jerry.
 * Jerry: Even you don't take our Beedrill without asking, but this racersel did.
 * Tyson: There's no cause to be rude.
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson severely.
 * Tyson: This racer is a guy from the F-Zero Grand Prix driving the Dragon Bird.
 * George Carlin: The animals were most impressed.
 * Tom: We're sorry, mister...er...
 * Rick: Never mind.
 * George Carlin: The racer smiled.
 * Rick: Call me Rick Wheeler. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the Beedrill.
 * Tyson: That's all right then.
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson.
 * Tyson: Now off you go, Tom and Jerry. Fetch Rick's Beedrill, then you take this lot. There's no real harm in them.
 * George Carlin: He said to Rick.
 * Tyson: But they're mattening at times.
 * George Carlin: Rick chuckled.
 * Rick: Mattening...
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Rick: ...is the word.

Wrong Road

 * George Carlin: Ash's branch line is important, and so is Tyson's. But their track and bridges are not so strong as those on the main line. Yugi Moto does not allow the heavier main line characters like Jason to run on them. But one day, the way Jason was talking, he would have thought Yugi had given this order for quite another reason.
 * Jason: It's not fair!
 * George Carlin: Grumbled Jason.
 * Tyson: What isn't fair?
 * George Carlin: Asked Tyson.
 * Jason: Letting branch line characters pull main line trains.
 * Tyson: Never mind, Jason. I'm sure Rick will let you pull his Beedrill sometimes.
 * George Carlin: Jason spluttered.
 * Jason: I won't pull Rick's dirty Beedrill. I wont run on branch lines.
 * Tyson: Why not? It will be a nice change.
 * Jason: Yugi Moto would never approve.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Jason.
 * Jason: Branch lines are vulgar.
 * George Carlin: Jason puffed away. Tyson chuckled and followed him to the station. Every evening the two characters pulled two fast trains from the station. Jason always leaves first with an express for the main line. Tyson follows five minutes later with his train for the branch line. Usually everything runs like clockwork. But tonight there was trouble. A lady in a green floppy hat was saying goodbye to a friend. It was nearly time for Jason to start. The fireman looked back towards the conductor's van and saw something green waving.
 * Fireman: Right away, mate!
 * George Carlin: He thought the conductor had waved his flag. Jason started. Leaving luggage, his passengers and the conductor all standing on the platform. Everyone was very surprised and cross. To make matters worse, by the time Jason had been stopped and brought back, Tyson was already late with his train. So now, he set off first. But the signalman at the junction wasn't told about the change. By mistake, he sent Tyson along the main line. Jason was sent along the branch and arrived cold and cross on one of the sidings near the harbour. Next morning, Tom and Jerry peeped into the yard. There were no Beedrill for them but they didn't mind that. Teasing Jason will be much better fun.
 * Tom: What's that?
 * George Carlin: Asked Tom.
 * Jerry: Sheesh!
 * George Carlin: Whispered Jerry.
 * Jerry: It's Jason.
 * Tom: It looks like Jason, but it can't be. Jason never comes on the branch lines. He thinks they're vulgar.
 * George Carlin: Jason pretended he hadn't heard.
 * Jerry: If it isn't Jason.
 * George Carlin: Said Jerry.
 * Jerry: It's just a pile of Old Iron.
 * Tom: Which we better take it to the scrapyard.
 * Jerry: No Tom, this lots useless for scrap we'll take it to the harbour and dump it in the sea.
 * George Carlin: Jason was alarmed.
 * Jason: I am Jason. Stop, stop!
 * George Carlin: When Rick suddenly arrived, Jason thought him the most beautiful sight he had ever been.
 * Jason: Rick, my dear character, save me.
 * George Carlin: Rick quickly sized up the situation and threatened to take away the Beedrill he had brought for Tom and Jerry. This made the animals behave at once. Jason thought Rick was wonderful.
 * Jason: Those little demons. How do you do it?
 * Rick: Ah well.
 * George Carlin: Said Rick.
 * Rick: It's just a knack.
 * George Carlin: Jason still believes that Rick saved his life. But he knows the animals were only teasing. Don't we?

Tyson's Exploit

 * George Carlin: Sonic the Hedgehog was giving some visitors a tour of the land of Cartoons. It was their last afternoon, and Tyson was preparing to take them to meet Tom and Jerry. He found it hard to start the heavy train.
 * Leonardo: Did you see him straining?
 * George Carlin: Asked Leonardo.
 * Al: Positively painful.
 * George Carlin: Remarked Al.
 * Jason: Just pathetic.
 * George Carlin: Grunted Jason.
 * Jason: He should give up and be preserved before it's too late.
 * Kaito: Shut up!
 * George Carlin: Burst out Kaito.
 * Kaito: You're all jealous. Tyson's better than any of you.
 * Rick: You're right, Kaito.
 * George Carlin: Said Rick.
 * Rick: Tyson's old, but he'll surprised us all.
 * Tyson: I've done it, we're off! I've done it, we're off!
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson, as he finally puffed out of the station. Tom and Jerry were delighted to see the visitors. They loved being photographed. Later, they take the party to the China Clay Works in the break van special. Everyone have a splendid time, and the visitors were most impressed. Then, Tyson took the visitors home. On the way, the weather changed. Wind and rain buffered in Tyson. His sanding gear failed, and his fireman rode in front dropping sand on the rails by hand. Suddenly, Tyson's feet slipped fiercely and with a shrieking crack, something broke. The crew inspected the damage. Repairs took some time.
 * Driver: One of your crank pins broke, Tyson.
 * George Carlin: Said his driver.
 * Driver: We've taken your side rods off. Now you're like an old fashioned character. Can you get these people home? They must start back tonight?
 * Tyson: I'll try, sir.
 * George Carlin: Promised Tyson. Tyson puffed and pulled his hardest. But his feet kept slipping, and he couldn't start the heavy train. The passengers were anxious. The driver, fireman and conductor went along the train, making adjustments between the coaches.
 * Driver: We've loosened the couplings, Kevin. Now you can pick up your coaches one by one, just as you do with Beedrill.
 * Tyson: That'll be much easier.
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson.
 * Tyson: Come on!
 * George Carlin: He puffed, and moved cautiously forward. The first coach moving help to start the second and the second help the third.
 * Tyson: I've done it, I've done it!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Tyson.
 * Driver: Steady, boy.
 * George Carlin: Said his driver.
 * Driver: Well done, boy! You've got them, you've got them!
 * George Carlin: And he listened happily to Tyson's steady beat, as he forced slowly but surely ahead. At last, battered, wearily, but unbeaten, Tyson steamed in. Leonardo was waiting for the visitors with the special train.
 * Tyson: Peep peep!
 * George Carlin: Yugi Moto angrily pointed to the clock, but excited passengers cheered and thanked Tyson, his driver and fireman. Kaito and Rick saw to it that Tyson was left in peace. Jason and Al remain respectfully silent.

PaRappa's Ghostly Trick

 * (Owl hooting twice, followed by ghostly air horn)
 * PaRappa: And every year