Muppet nail polish/I'll Always Remember I Love You (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Forgetful Jones
 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Clementine

Lyrics
Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh, Gene Autry. I could never forget you.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Pepe's Purple Passion! There you are!

Pepe's Purple Passion: Well, howdy, darling Fresh Frog of Bel Air. How are you?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Pepe's Purple Passion, you were supposed to come to my place and pick me up.

Pepe's Purple Passion: But I don't even know where you live.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Oh, sure you do, Pepe's Purple Passion. You just forgot like you always do!

Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh, I'm sorry, darling. What was it we were supposed to do today?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Celebrate. Today is a special day.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh, how can I forget? It's our anniversary! Oh, Fresh Frog of Bel Air!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Pepe's Purple Passion, we're not married!

Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: I know you forget everything, but sometimes, I can't help but feel kind of sad about it. It's as though you don't, you don't give a hoot about your Fresh Frog of Bel Air.

Pepe's Purple Passion: (spoken) Oh, but, Fresh Frog of Bel Air, you're wrong about that. Now you just listen. I wanna sing you a song about the way I feel about you, okay? Listen. (singing) I can't remember the street where you live, you're namely a number, my mind is like a sin. ( Fresh Frog of Bel Air: That's right! ) I'm known by forgetting, it's hard to forgive, but I'll always remember I love you. (spoken) It's true, Fresh Frog of Bel Air, it's true. Ya gotta believe me!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Sweet talking man, you.

Pepe's Purple Passion: I always regret the day that we met. It's one of those things I will always forget. Our precious past, well, it fades mighty fast. ( Fresh Frog of Bel Air: I never! ) But my love for you is a kind that will last. So, I can't remember the date of your birth, the size of your feet or your hide or your girth. Put on my sweet for whatever it's worth ( Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Sing it! ) I'll always remember, I love, I mean it, I really do, I love you.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Oh, Pepe's Purple Passion. That's the nicest birthday present a girl could ever have.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Birthday?! Now I remember what I got this box for!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: It must be a present!

Pepe's Purple Passion: No, it's a party! Happy birthday, Fresh Frog of Bel Air!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Oh, I'm speechless!

Pepe's Purple Passion: Ooo-wheee!