Barney the Dinosaur Misbehaves At Santa's Lap and Gets Grounded


 * Uncle Grandpa: So Barney, are you ready to see Santa?
 * Barney: Yes, Uncle Grandpa! I love to come!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Alright, scoops! Let's go! TO THE SANTA'S WORKSHOP! [Uncle Grandpa are driving the UG RV with Barney, and they arrived at Santa's Workshop]
 * Barney: Hey, Uncle Grandpa, can I sit on Santa's lap?
 * Uncle Grandpa: Of course! But behave! [Barney sits on Santa's Lap]
 * Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, you stupid purple dinosaur!
 * Barney: Can I be a star?
 * Santa: Ho ho ho NO! You are not a star, since that was a baby show and they make the worst show in history! But I'm afraid You're on a naughty list, so that means you are not a good dinosaur.
 * Barney: WHAT?!? REALLY?!? ARE YOU JOKING!?
 * Santa: No, it's not a joke. You are trying to ground all the good cartoons, smashing on the furniture and arguing all the good cartoons.
 * Barney: Alright then, I WILL PUNCH YOU!! [Barney punches Santa]
 * Santa: OW OW OW OW OW! THAT SMARTS!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Barney, what the heck are you doing?!?
 * Barney: I don't give a crap!
 * Santa: You monster! How dare you punch me!?
 * Barney: Because I'M THE STAR OF ALL TIME! Now I will sing I love you, You love me song.
 * Santa: NO NO NO! Don't sing it! This song is so annoying!
 * Barney: Too bad! [Singing] I love you, you love me, we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss for me to you, won't you say you love me too?
 * Santa: HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! BARNEY THE STUPID IDIOT DINOSAUR! I can't believe that song was so very very very very VERY annoying as heck!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Barney, don't you dare destroy Santa's Workshop! And stop talking like a spoiled brat! And look! Everyone looking at you!
 * Barney: OH YEAH? I have a better idea! How about you call the police on me?
 * Santa: I don't wanna call the police!
 * Barney: So, do you want to call the police on me? Well, why didn't you just say so! Here it is, Santa! Call the police! Call the police, call the police, call the police, call the police, call the police, call the police, call the police, call the police, call the police, call the police, call the police, call the police, call the police, call the police! Just call the police on Santa's workshop!
 * Peppa Pig: Uh oh! Barney was about to destroy at Santa's Workshop! Can we get us outta here?
 * Ren (original and classic version): Yes, let's get outta here! Things are started to get worse!
 * Barney: Oh, so, you don't wanna call the police on me? Okay then, I will destroy the Santa's Workshop instead! [Barney puts the bomb and explodes Santa's Workshop and set on fire. Barney growls. Santa are raging at Barney the dinosaur.]
 * Santa: HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HO HO HO HO HO HO! BARNEY THE STUPID PURPLE PSYCHOPATH IDIOT DINOSAUR, WHAT IN THE NAME OF HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? HOW DARE YOU DESTROY MY WORKSHOP, CALL THE POLICE ON BARNEY, PUNCHING ON ME AND SING I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME SONG?!?!? YOU KNOW THAT SONG IS SO ANNOYING AS HECK!!! HOW DARE YOU!? THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER DONE!! THE SANTA'S WORKSHOP WAS ALL DESTROYED, THANKS TO YOU! THAT IS SO FREAKING IT! YOU WILL BE STAY ON THE NAUGHTY LIST PERMANENTLY AND... YOU'RE BANNED FROM SANTA'S WORKSHOP.... FOR LIFE!!!!
 * Barney: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [Santa kicked out at Barney]
 * Uncle Grandpa: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Barney, how dare you punch Santa, sing I love you, you love me song, call the police on you and destroy the Santa's Workshop?!? Aren't you ashamed!? That's it! We're going UG RV right now, and you'll get nothing to get presents at all!
 * Barney: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [Barney and Uncle Grandpa goes at the UG RV]
 * Mr. Gus: Barney the stupid purple dinosaur, how dare you destroy Santa's Workshop and misbehaves at Santa's lap!? You know that was destroyed because of you! Are you trying to be destroyed!? No! I will never give you a present and that's why you get the naughty list!
 * Barney: But Uncle Grandpa and the gang, I admit it! I'm really really really really really sorry!
 * Uncle Grandpa: I don't give a crap! You are grounded until this christmas! Go upstairs to your room right now and never come out until we say so!
 * Barney: I HATE THAT UNCLE! [Barney runs upstairs and goes to bed]