Open Sesame/Ernie Dusts the Shelf (from Ernie's Hits)

Cast

 * Grover's Orange Book as Ernie
 * Big Bird's Yellow Book as Bert

Transcript
Grover's Orange Book: Hmm, well, time to dust the shelf, huh? Hmmm...

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Grover's Orange Book! Oh, Grover's Orange Book. Haven't you dusted that toy shelf yet? It's your turn, you know, and you always stall.

Grover's Orange Book: Well, I'm not stalling, Big Bird's Yellow Book. You see, it's just that there's something I ought to do before I dust the shelf.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: No, there's nothing else you have to do. Just dust that shelf, Grover's Orange Book.

Grover's Orange Book: But I think it's important, Big Bird's Yellow Book.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Grover's Orange Book, will you stop stalling?

Grover's Orange Book: It's just one little thing that I have to do first, Big Bird's Yellow Book.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: No, Grover's Orange Book. You always have one thing to do first. Now just dust the shelf!

Grover's Orange Book: Well, okay, Big Bird's Yellow Book.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: (sighs)

Grover's Orange Book: Yeah, but, I still think I should've taken the toys off the shelf before I dusted it, Big Bird's Yellow Book.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I don't believe it.