Random Characters/One and One Make Two (from Numbers!)

Cast

 * Baby Bunsen (from Muppet Babies) as Ernie
 * Rockin' Richard (from Sesame Street) as Bert

Lyrics
Rockin' Richard: Hey, Baby Bunsen. I'm home!

Baby Bunsen: Oh, hi there, old buddy Rockin' Richard. How nice to see you.

Rockin' Richard: Oh, thanks, Baby Bunsen. I was just wondering...

Baby Bunsen: I mean, it's really good to see you, old buddy Rockin' Richard.

Rockin' Richard: Oh, well, thanks, Baby Bunsen. Hey, you know, I was wondering...

Baby Bunsen: And do you know why it's really good to see you? I'll tell you why. Because I was just sitting here thinking how nice it is when two people get together.

Rockin' Richard: Well, that's nice, Baby Bunsen. Hey...

Baby Bunsen: You know, it's really special when two people get together, Rockin' Richard. Let me tell you about it. (singing) Oh, the number one is not my favorite number ( Rockin' Richard: why? ) 'Cause one means only me and there's no you ( Rockin' Richard: aw, Baby Bunsen ) But one plus one you see Makes two, that's you and me And it's more fun when one and one make two ( Rockin' Richard: yeah )

Oh, one and one make two At least I'm pretty sure they do Oh yes it's true One and one make two ( Rockin' Richard: That's a nice song and I think I understand too )

Now, say you want to play upon a seesaw You're all alone and don't know what to do ( Rockin' Richard: well, what would I do, Baby Bunsen? ) Well, just go and find a friend And he'll sit on the other end You'll have more fun when one and one make two Come on and sing with me, Rockin' Richard.

Baby Bunsen and Rockin' Richard : Oh, one and one make two At least I'm pretty sure they do Oh yes it's true One and one make two

Baby Bunsen: (spoken) Now, Rockin' Richard, here's my favorite reason for liking the number two. (singing) Now, everyone needs somebody to share with A pal to help and care for through and through ( Rockin' Richard: yeah ) And there's no one that I've known Who can do those things alone It's a lot nicer when one and one make two ( Rockin' Richard: Yeah. Let's sing harmony! )

Baby Bunsen and Rockin' Richard : One and one make two At least I'm pretty sure they do Oh yes it's true One and one make two (Baby Bunsen: One more time!) Oh, one and one make two At least I'm pretty sure they do Oh yes it's true One and one make two I said, it's true ( Rockin' Richard: yeah ) One and one make two They certainly do One and one make two-oo-ooh! (both laughing)

Baby Bunsen: You know, Rockin' Richard. It's really true. It really is nicer when two people get together.

Rockin' Richard: Oh, I know it is, Baby Bunsen. And that's why I was trying to ask you before if you wanted to play a game of checkers with me.

Baby Bunsen: You mean you and me together playing a game of checkers?

Rockin' Richard: Right!

Baby Bunsen: You mean you and my good old buddy Rockin' Richard, just old buddy Rockin' Richard and Baby Bunsen, Baby Bunsen and Rockin' Richard together playing a nice quiet game of checkers?

Rockin' Richard: Right, Baby Bunsen! How about it? Huh?

Baby Bunsen: Sorry, Rockin' Richard. I can't.

Rockin' Richard: You can't?

Baby Bunsen: Nope. I've gotta go meet my friend Gerard. Gerard and I are going to meet in the park and play. I'll see you later, Rockin' Richard!

Rockin' Richard: Gerard?