Mr. Oldman Sketch 7

This is Mr. Oldman Sketch #7 from Season 2 of The Amanda Show. This has some So You Wanna Win Five Dollars sequences.

Transcript

 * (Mr. Oldman's phone rings)
 * Mr. Oldman: Children are the opposite of durd. (picks up the phone and answers) Hello?
 * Tina: Hello, Mr. Stubbs.
 * Mr. Oldman: Hehh?
 * Tina: This is Tina from So You Wanna Win Five Dollars. We have you son, Calvin here with you.
 * Mr. Oldman: Uh, son?
 * Tina: Yes. He needs your help to answer his final question and worth $5.00.
 * Mr. Oldman: Uh, but I don't have a son. My name is Mr. Oldman. You have the wrong number.
 * Tina: Okay, Mr. Stubbs. The next voice you hear will be your son. You have 25 seconds.
 * Mr. Oldman: Ehh, seconds? My doctor says I have two years. I think you dialed the wrong number.
 * Calvin: Okay, Dad. Finish this sentence.
 * Mr. Oldman: Uh, I don't want to.
 * (the answers come up)
 * Calvin: An electrical current is measured in A. Volts, B. Amps, C. Saliva, or D. Crumpets.
 * Mr. Oldman: I, uh, well, I do enjoy the crumpets, but what happened to our discussion of my lack of son? I never had a son. I can't find my wife!
 * Calvin: Wait a minute, who is this? You're not my dad.
 * Mr. Oldman: Doy! You have the wrong number!
 * Tina: You have 5 seconds left.
 * Mr. Oldman: No, the doctor says I have two years left. I don't know the answer to the... A. Volt.
 * Calvin: Are you sure?
 * Mr. Oldman: I'm sure you got the wrong number. Hello? My shorts are tight. Hello?


 * (the phone rings)
 * Tina: What? Our phone is ringing? Can that happen? All right, put it through. Hello? (Mr. Oldman shows up)
 * Mr. Oldman: Hello, it's me. I hit "Call Return".
 * Tina: Kill me.
 * Mr. Oldman: I miss my son.
 * Tina: You don't have a son.
 * Debbie: Daddy?
 * Tina: It's not your daddy!
 * Mr. Oldman: My middle toe is infected.
 * Debbie: I like eggs.
 * Tina: Who picks the people?! Who picks the people?!
 * Mr. Oldman: I like eggs too.
 * Debbie: I like eggs.
 * Mr. Oldman: What happened to my wife?
 * Debbie: I like eggs.
 * Mr. Oldman: Hello? You have the wrong number!