Avenue Q nail polish/Chichen-Itza Pizza (from The Backyardigans)

Cast

 * If You Were Gay as Uniqua
 * Loud as the Hell You Want as Tasha

Part 1
If You Were Gay: If you're looking for an ancient Mayan treat... and you want a slice of something that is... hard to beat, we say hurry, don't delay!

Loud as the Hell You Want: Call our number right away!

If You Were Gay and Loud as the Hell You Want : Chichen... Itza... Pizza! We deliver!

If You Were Gay and Loud as the Hell You Want : So, you're hungry for a satisfying snack? We guarantee that you will want to... call us back!

If You Were Gay: There's no need to leave your home!

Loud as the Hell You Want: Just push the buttons on your phone!

If You Were Gay and Loud as the Hell You Want : Chichen... Itza... Pizza! We deliver! ''Sausage! Onions! Pineapple, mushrooms, cheese!''

Loud as the Hell You Want: Garlic... from Guatemala!

If You Were Gay: Or anchovies from... Belize!

If You Were Gay and Loud as the Hell You Want : (cheer ing) Chichen-Itza! Chichen-Itza! Chichen-Itza Pizza! We deliver!

Part 2
If You Were Gay and Loud as the Hell You Want : We start with dough and make it flat and round! Add tomato sauce and cheeses... by the pound!

If You Were Gay: You want sausage, pepperoni?

Loud as the Hell You Want: Would you prefer to have bologna?

If You Were Gay and Loud as the Hell You Want : Chichen... Itza... Pizza! We deliver!

If You Were Gay: We box it up and now we're on our way... to bring it fresh to you, and we are... proud to say!

Loud as the Hell You Want: The Aztecs can't compete!

If You Were Gay: And we've got the Incas beat!

If You Were Gay and Loud as the Hell You Want : 'Cause Chichen... Itza... Pizza, we deliver! (cheer ing) Chichen-Itza! Chichen-Itza! Chichen-Itza Pizza! We deliver!