Diesel's Devious Deed Transcript

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Description

 * Here's the full transcript to Edward Helps Out.

Characters

 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Duck
 * Diesel
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Edward (mentioned)

Ringo Starr US version

 * Ringo Starr: Diesel the new engine was sulking.
 * Freight Cars: Trucks are waiting in the yard...
 * Ringo Starr: The freight cars were not stop singing rudely at him.
 * Freight Cars: Show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel. In and out he creeps about like a big black weasel...
 * Ringo Starr: Duck was horrified.
 * Freight Cars: When he pulls the wrong trucks out...
 * Duck: Shut up!
 * Ringo Starr: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
 * Freight Cars: Pop goes the Diesel!
 * Duck: I'm sorry our cars were rude to you, Diesel.
 * Ringo Starr: Diesel was still furious.
 * Diesel: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
 * Henry: Nonsense.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Henry.
 * Henry: Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences, but we never talked about them to the cars. That would be dis...dis...
 * Gordon: Disgraceful.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Gordon.
 * James: Disgusting.
 * Ringo Starr: Put in James.
 * Henry: Despicable.
 * Ringo Starr: Finished Henry. Diesel hated Duck. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Duck. Next day, he spoke to the cars.
 * Diesel: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Duck told me one about Gordon. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Gordon I told you.
 * Ringo Starr: And he sniggered away.
 * Freight Cars: Ha, ha, ha!
 * Ringo Starr: Guffawed the cars.
 * Freight Cars: Gordon will be cross with Duck when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Duck for bumping us.
 * Ringo Starr: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by. Soon Gordon, Henry, and James found out why.
 * Gordon: Disgraceful.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Gordon.
 * James: Disgusting.
 * Ringo Starr: Said James.
 * Henry: Despicable.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Henry.
 * Henry: We cannot allow it.
 * Ringo Starr: They consulted together.
 * Henry: Yes.
 * Ringo Starr: They said.
 * Henry: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
 * Ringo Starr: Duck was tired out. The cars had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The three engines barred his way.
 * (Gordon, James and Henry wheesh steam with fury, causing Duck to get dazed)
 * James: Keep out!
 * Duck: Stop fooling.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Duck.
 * Duck: I'm tired.
 * James: So are we.
 * Ringo Starr: Hissed the engines.
 * Gordon: We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you.
 * Henry: You tell tales about us to the cars.
 * Duck: I don't!
 * Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
 * Duck: I don't!
 * Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
 * Ringo Starr: Sir Topham Hatt came to stop the noise.
 * Gordon: Duck called me a galloping sausage!
 * Ringo Starr: Spluttered Gordon.
 * James: Rusty red scrap-irons!
 * Ringo Starr: Hissed James.
 * Henry: I'm old square wheels!
 * Ringo Starr: Fumed Henry.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Duck?
 * Ringo Starr: Duck considered.
 * Duck: I only wish sir.
 * Ringo Starr: He said gravely.
 * Duck: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (clearing throat)
 * Gordon, James and Henry: He made cars laugh at us.
 * Ringo Starr: Accused the engines. Sir Topham Hatt recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Did you, Duck?
 * Duck: Certainly not, Sir. No steam engine will be as mean as that.
 * Ringo Starr: Diesel lurked up.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Now, Diesel, you heard what Duck said.
 * Diesel: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Duck of all engines. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but no nothing.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I see.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Diesel squirmed and hope he didn't.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duck, but you must go to Edward's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
 * Duck: As you wish, Sir.
 * Ringo Starr: Duck trundled sadly away, while Diesel smirked with triumph.

George Carlin version

 * George Carlin: Diesel the new engine was sulking.
 * Freight Cars: Trucks are waiting in the yard...
 * George Carlin: The freight cars were not stop singing rudely at him.
 * Freight Cars: Show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel. In and out he creeps about like a big black weasel...
 * George Carlin: Duck was horrified.
 * Freight Cars: When he pulls the wrong trucks out...
 * Duck: Shut up!
 * George Carlin: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
 * Freight Cars: Pop goes the Diesel!
 * Duck: I'm sorry our cars were rude to you, Diesel.
 * George Carlin: Diesel was still furious.
 * Diesel: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
 * Henry: Nonsense.
 * George Carlin: Said Henry.
 * Henry: Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences, but we never talked about them to the cars. That would be dis...dis...
 * Gordon: Disgraceful.
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * James: Disgusting.
 * George Carlin: Put in James.
 * Henry: Despicable.
 * George Carlin: Finished Henry. Diesel hated Duck. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Duck. Next day, he spoke to the cars.
 * Diesel: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Duck told me one about Gordon. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Gordon I told you.
 * George Carlin: And he sniggered away.
 * Freight Cars: Ha, ha, ha!
 * George Carlin: Guffawed the cars.
 * Freight Cars: Gordon will be cross with Duck when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Duck for bumping us.
 * George Carlin: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by. Soon Gordon, Henry, and James found out why.
 * Gordon: Disgraceful.
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * James: Disgusting.
 * George Carlin: Put in James.
 * Henry: Despicable.
 * George Carlin: Finished Henry.
 * Henry: We cannot allow it.
 * George Carlin: They consulted together.
 * Henry: Yes.
 * George Carlin: They said.
 * Henry: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
 * George Carlin: Duck was tired out. The cars had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The three engines barred his way.
 * (Gordon, James and Henry wheesh steam with fury, causing Duck to get dazed)
 * James: Keep out!
 * Duck: Stop fooling.
 * George Carlin: Said Duck.
 * Duck: I'm tired.
 * James: So are we.
 * George Carlin: Hissed the engines.
 * Gordon: We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you.
 * Henry: You tell tales about us to the cars.
 * Duck: I don't!
 * Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
 * Duck: I don't!
 * Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt came to stop the noise.
 * Gordon: Duck called me a galloping sausage!
 * George Carlin: Spluttered Gordon.
 * James: Rusty red scrap-irons!
 * George Carlin: Hissed James.
 * Henry: I'm old square wheels!
 * George Carlin: Fumed Henry.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Duck?
 * George Carlin: Duck considered.
 * Duck: I only wish sir.
 * George Carlin: He said gravely.
 * Duck: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (clearing throat)
 * Gordon, James and Henry: He made cars laugh at us.
 * George Carlin: Accused the engines. Sir Topham Hatt recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Did you, Duck?
 * Duck: Certainly not, Sir. No steam engine will be as mean as that.
 * George Carlin: Diesel lurked up.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Now, Diesel, you heard what Duck said.
 * Diesel: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Duck of all engines. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but no nothing.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I see.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Diesel squirmed and hope he didn't.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duck, but you must go to Edward's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
 * Duck: As you wish, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Duck trundled sadly away, while Diesel smirked with triumph.