Crayola Colors/Eight Little Notes (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Beaver as Rowlf the Dog
 * Tan as Bust of Beethoven
 * Sky Blue as Sam the Eagle
 * Purple Pizzazz as Floyd Pepper
 * Outrageous Orange as Fozzie Bear
 * Fuzzy Wuzzy as Beauregard

Lyrics
( Sky Blue watches as Outrageous Orange and Fuzzy Wuzzy, still in the crystal ball, pass by.)

Sky Blue: That was disgusting! You aught to be ashamed of yourself!

( Purple Pizzazz scoots in.)

Sky Blue: Ugh, that sketch was the last straw. That does it - I am leaving!

( Purple Pizzazz is unresponsive.)

Sky Blue: Well? Don't you have anything to say to me before I go?

Purple Pizzazz: ...oh, yeah!

Sky Blue: Hm?

Purple Pizzazz: On your way out, would you empty the garbage? (exits, laughing)

Sky Blue: Beatnik! I have spent my last moment in this theater.

( Beaver passes by, carrying a bust of Tan .)

Beaver: Aw, that's too bad, Sky Blue! You're gonna miss my tribute to Beethoven.

Sky Blue: I don't care, as long as...Beethoven?

Beaver: Mm-hmm.

Sky Blue: A-are you serious?

Beaver: Would I joke about Beethoven? He's my idol! See? (exits)

Sky Blue: Ah, Beethoven, at last! Oh, well, for Beethoven I'll stay - he's my favorite playwright.

Beaver: (playing the scale) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

( Beaver plays "Eight Little Notes" with the help of his singing bust of Tan .)

Beaver: All he had was Eight little notes Just eight little notes But oh What Mister B did with Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do Though All he used were Eight little notes Just eight count 'em Eight like these He'd mix and match And hatch a batch Of catchy melodies Now I could take Two notes And come up with Nothing of note Mr. B took a G And a flattened E And wrote Wasn't that fantastic? Though All he had was Eight little notes Just eight little notes Like these Which goes to show That one man's scale Is another man's Symphonies. Oh, yeah! Yet all he had was Eight little notes Just eight little notes Just eight But he wrote nine Symphonies And also some great Quartets quintets Fugues & Cantatas Plus an opera and A few cantatas Using only Eight little notes In a row Do Re Me Fa Sol La Ti Do.

Tan: Do Re Me Fa Sol La Ti Do. Do Re Me Fa Sol La Ti Do.

Beaver: Do Ti La Sol Fa Me Re Do.