Rarity and the Coaches/Rarity Learns a Lesson

Rarity and the Coaches, retitled Rarity Learns a Lesson in North America, is the 8th episode of Twilight the Unicorn and Friends (MLP:FiM/Thomas the Tank Engine Parody Series) Season 1.

Cast
Twilight Sparkle as Thomas

Toadsworth as Edward

Rarity as James

Homer Simpson as Sir Topham Hatt

Pets as Coaches

The Director as the Conductor

Script Writers as Drivers and Firemen

Reverend Lovejoy as Jeremiah Jobling (unnamed)

Owlicious as Annie (cameo)

Philomena as Clarabel (unnamed)

Rainbow Dash (mentioned)

Transcript
Narrator: Rarity was enjoying her life in Equestria, but she still had a lot to learn.

Homer Simpson: You're a special mixed traffic pony. You can pull pets or parasprites quite easily, but you must learn by your mistakes.

Narrator: Rarity knew what Homer Simpson meant. She could well remember the dreadful accident on her first day.

Toadsworth: Be careful with the pets, Rarity.

Narrator: Said kind little Toadsworth.

Toadsworth: They don't like being bumped.

Narrator: Everyone came to admire Rarity.

Rarity: I'm really a beautiful pony!

Narrator: She thought and suddenly let off magic. '''WHEESH! '''A shower of water fell on Homer's nice new white shirt. Just then, the director blew his whistle and Rarity thought they had better go.

Rarity: Go on! Go on!

Narrator: She puffed to Toadsworth

Toadsworth: Don't push! Don't push!

Narrator: Replied Toadsworth. The pets were grumbling too.

Pets: Don't go so fast! Don't go so fast!

Narrator: But Rarity didn't listen. When at last they stopped at a station, two pets were beyond the platform. They had to go back to let the passengers off. No one seemed to know about Homer's new shirt, so Rarity felt happier.

Presently, they came to the station where Twilight was waiting with her two pets.

Twilight: Hello Rarity!

Narrator: Said Twilight

Twilight: Feeling better? That's good.

* whistle sound effect*

Twilight: Oh, that's my director's whistle, I must go. I wouldn't know what Homer Simpson would do without me to run this branch line.

Narrator: And she walked off importantly.

Toadsworth and Rarity passed the field where Rarity had had his accident. The fence was mended and the cows were back again.

They ended their journey and rested before setting off for home. Rarity was still wondering what Homer would have to say about his new shirt. Next morning he spoke severely to Rarity.

Homer Simpson: If you can't behave, I'll take away your purple mane and have it dyed green!

Narrator: Rarity didn't like that at all. She was very rough with the grumbling pets as she brought them to the platform.

Rarity: Don't talk, come on!

Rainbow Dash never has to fetch her own pets

Narrator: She thought to herself.

And she has GREEN in her mane!

Narrator: To make Rarity even more cross, this time no one came near her.

Rarity: I'll show them! They think Rainbow Dash is the only pony that can pull pets.

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

Narrator: Puffed Rarity.

Pets: You're going to fast! You're going to fast!

Narrator: Replied the pets. Rarity laughed and tried to go faster, but the pets wouldn't let her.

Pets: We're going to stop! We're going to stop!

Rarity: What's the matter?

Narrator: Rarity asked her script writer

Script Writer 1: The brakes are on, leak in nose most likely, you've banged the pets hard enough to make a leak in anything.

Director: How will we mend it?

Narrator: Asked the Director.

Script Writer 1: We'll do it with a piece of paper and a leather bootlace!

Narrator: Replied the Script Writer.

Director: But where is the bootlace coming from?

Narrator: Asked the Director.

Script Writer 1: Ask the passengers!

Narrator: Said the Script Writer

Director: You have a leather bootlace there!

Narrator: Said the Director to a smartly dressed man.

Director: Please give it to me!

Reverend Lovejoy: I won't.

Director: Then I'm afraid the train will just stop where it is.

Narrator: The passengers all said what a bad transportation way it was. Then they told the man how bad he was instead. Everyone was very cross.

At last the man handed his laces over. The script writer tied a piece of paper tightly around the hold in the nose and Rarity was able to pull the train.

But she was a sadder and wiser Rarity, and took care never to bump pets again.