Never Had a Friend Like Me

Never Had a Friend Like Me is the thirteenth episode of Digimon Adventure 2.

The English version is written by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman.

Script
Zeppo:? OY!!! You don't know how it feels to be trapped inside a Ring for the last Ten Thousand Years, Twenty two Hours and Fifty-Three Minutes! And it'll give you such a crick in the neck! Hang on a second!

(Zeppo puts Cody on a Rock and spins his head around like a top.)

Zeppo: WOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! WOAH!! Does it feel good to be out of there!! Man, it's great to see the Digital World exactly as i thought it would be. And speaking of the Digital World...

(Zips to Cody.)

Zeppo: How do you do?! I would like to thank you for rubbing that ring you're wearing. It's a great pleasure to meet you here and what's you're name, my Boy?

Cody: Uh.. Uh Cody.

Zeppo: Cody! What a Beautiful name for a Boy like you. May i call you Mickey or maybe just Donald? Or how about Mortimor. As in.. (Speaks in Southern Accent) Mortimor! Come down here at once!

Cody: I must've hit my head harder than i thought.

Zeppo: Do you smoke a Pipe, mind if i do?

(Smoke poofs out and Zeppo returns to his regular clothes.)

Zeppo: (Laughing) Oh, i'm sorry. I hope i didn't seize the Soot.

Armadilomon: Never mind about that. Name's Armadilomon.

Zeppo:? Alrighty then, Armadilomon! Hey, Ruggy! I haven't seen you in many decades! Give me some tassel!

(Zeppo and a Magic Carpet give out a secret High-Five. He then goes straight to Cody and looks at him.)

Zeppo: Hey, you're a lot smaller than my last master. (Lifts his things out of his hat and grabs his cane.) Either that or i'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side, do i look different to you, kid?

Cody: Wait a minute! I'm your master?

Zeppo: That's right! He can be taught!! You've got to be carefully taught. What would you wish of me? Hmm.. Maybe i should introduce myself. Cody and Armadilomon, i am (as Arnold Schwarzenegger) the ever impressive, (inside a cube) the long contained, (as Edgar Bergen with Charlie McCartney) the often imitated, (as Charlie Chaplin) the loose-balanced, (as Joe Penner) the always wise-cracking, but never duplicated....

(He mutiples into multiple Zeppos who surround him and Cody.)

Duplicated Zeppos: Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, dplicated.

Zeppo: (Says it like the Master of Ceremonies) Zeppo, the Genie of the Ring!! (as Joel Grey in Cabaret) Life is beautiful, the Wish fulfillment is beautiful, the Digimon are beautiful, even the Orchestra is beautiful.

Armadilomon: Hold on a minute now. Did you say Wish fulfillment?
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 * Followed by: The Samurai of Sincerity