Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/My Way (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Grover Ocean Blue as Gonzo
 * Oscar the Grouch Green as Kermit the Frog

Lyrics
(Main stage. Oscar the Grouch Green enters to a fanfare.)

Oscar the Grouch Green: Uh, well,m folks, as I've already told you, our master of culture and violence is moving on to other things. Uh, so let's give a big warm hand for this, his farewell appearance on The Muppet Show, Grover Ocean Blue the Great.

(The curtain opens on an empty stage. Grover Ocean Blue leans against an apple box and sings "My Way". Midway through the song, he breaks down crying.)

Grover Ocean Blue: And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full I've traveled each and every highway But more, much more than this I did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried I've had my fill my share of losing And now, as tears subside I find it all so amusing To think I did all that And may I say - not in a shy way Oh no, oh no...

Oscar the Grouch Green: Grover Ocean Blue? Are you okay, Grover Ocean Blue? It's just a song.

Grover Ocean Blue: I know. It's not the song. I just don't want to go.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Yeah, but you're going to go out and make movies.

Grover Ocean Blue: (sigh) I want to go there. I just don't want to leave here.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Well — you had a choice to make, Grover Ocean Blue, and … and you made it, and it was a good choice.

Grover Ocean Blue: I know.

Oscar the Grouch Green: I don't like long goodbyes, Grover Ocean Blue, so uh …

( Oscar the Grouch Green reaches his hand out to shake Grover Ocean Blue's . Grover Ocean Blue hugs Oscar the Grouch Green .)

Oscar the Grouch Green: Take care of yourself, Grover Ocean Blue.

Grover Ocean Blue: You, too. (sniffles)

Oscar the Grouch Green: (to camera) Uh, we — we've had a little change of plans. Uh — I think we'd better just take a break.

(He exits with his arm around Grover Ocean Blue's shoulder.)