Thomas/Your Makeup Is Terrible (by Alaska Thunderf*ck)

Cast

 * Thomas as Alaska Thunderf*ck

Lyrics
Thomas: [Verse 1] Greetings, earthlings My name is Alaska Thunderf*ck 5000 from the planet Glamtron What's yours?

Now, I've come a long way to be here tonight So let's get our greetings and salutations outta the way right now, shall we?

Hieeee, ooh! I don't know about you, miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier Now, there's an issue that's recently come to my attention that we need to discuss right now Is that okay with you, honey?

[Pre-Chorus] Are you ready? You! Are you ready? (Okay) (Uh-hum) Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready!?

[Chorus] Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible But I love you anyway

Terrible, terrible, terrible! Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible! Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible! Your makeup is terrible! But I love you anyway

[Verse 2] Now, I heard this is the best motherf*cking club in all the land, is that correct? (Ah-huh) (Uh-hum) Well, it better be because I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway

Mister doorman, what's that? You need my ID? This face is my ID, motherf*cker!

Now, I'm not the kind of b*tch who's gonna go behind your back and talk sh*t on you If I have an issue with you, I'll bring it right to your busted face Now, let's discuss it right now, shall we? Okay? Alright? Okay?

[Pre-Chorus] Are you ready? (Ah-huh) You specifically! Are you ready? (Who, me? Oh, yeah, I totally am) Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready!?

[Chorus] Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible But I love you anyway

Terrible, terrible, terrible! Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible! Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible! Your makeup is terrible! But I love you anyway

[Bridge] Oh my gosh This is the really serious part of the song Do you hear that? (Oh, my God) You see, there's something I have to confess You and I have a lot more in common than I thought And there's something I need to bring to your attention right now

[Pre-Chorus] Are you ready? (I think so) (Oh, God) Are you ready? That's better! Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready!?

[Chorus] My makeup is terrible! My makeup is terrible! (No!) My makeup is terrible! (Why?) My makeup is terrible! Do you love me anyway? (Wow!)

Terrible, terrible, terrible! My makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible! Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible! Our makeup is terrible! But I love you anyway