Avenue Q nail polish/Oatmeal Box (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Schadenfreude as Bert

Lyrics
Schadenfreude: (spoken) (laughing) Hi. My favorite food of all is oatmeal. Yeah. It comes in a box like this, see? And you know what? I love this empty oatmeal box almost as much as I love oatmeal itself. Here's why. (singing) I love an oatmeal box. Give me an oatmeal box because an oatmeal box makes pretty music. Chick-a-boom! Just take an oatmeal box. You'll love an oatmeal box because an oatmeal box makes pretty music. Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom! And if you don't have an oatmeal box, then any old box will do. Just chick-a... and chick-a... and you'll make music, too. Oh, I love an oatmeal box. I love me an oatmeal box because an oatmeal box makes pretty music chick-a-boom, instrumental! (spoken) Nice, huh? Real, huh? Now watch this! Chick-a-chick-a-boom! (singing) And if you don't have an oatmeal box, then any old box will do. Just chick-a... and chick-a... and you'll make music, too. Oh, I love an oatmeal box. I love an oatmeal box because an oatmeal box makes pretty music because makes pretty music. (spoken) Stand back! Chick-a-boom, boom boom!