Phineas and Ferb/The People in Your Neighborhood (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Lawrence Fletcher as Bob
 * Major Monogram as Fat Blue Anything Muppet Postman
 * Carl Karl as Pumpkin Anything Muppet Fireman

Lyrics
Lawrence Fletcher: Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? Say, who are the people in your neighborhood? The people that you meet each day

( Major Monogram walks onstage)

Lawrence Fletcher: Oh, hi there, little fella.

Major Monogram: Hello.

Lawrence Fletcher: Hey, listen, know who you could be if I gave you this little hat and this bag to go over your shoulder?

Major Monogram: I could be a laundry man.

Lawrence Fletcher: No, not a laundry man.

Major Monogram: How about Santa Claus?

Lawrence Fletcher: No no no, not Santa Claus.

Major Monogram: What's wrong with Santa Claus?

Lawrence Fletcher: There's nothing wrong with Santa Claus, but...

Major Monogram: Don't you like Christmas?

Lawrence Fletcher: Oh, I love Christmas. But you could be the postman.

Major Monogram: A postman, hmmmm ... Oh, the postman always brings the mail Through rain or snow or sleet or hail I'll work and work the whole day through To get your letters safe to you

Lawrence Fletcher and Major Monogram : 'Cause a postman is a person in your neighborhood In your neighborhood He's in your neighborhood A postman is a person in your neighborhood A person that you meet each day

Major Monogram: I'll see you around.

Lawrence Fletcher: Okay.

( Major Monogram leaves, bumped into Carl Karl as he enters)

Carl Karl: Hey, watch it. Where ya goin'? To a fire?

Lawrence Fletcher: Hey, speaking of a fire.

Carl Karl: Fire! What fire? Help! Help!

Lawrence Fletcher: No, there's no fire at all. But do you know who you could be if I gave you this little shiny red hat?

Carl Karl: Yeah, Santa Claus.

Lawrence Fletcher: No, not Santa Claus.

Carl Karl: Little Red Riding Hood?

Lawrence Fletcher: No, no, no, not Red Riding Hood, you could be a fireman.

Carl Karl: A fireman? Holy smoke! Oh, a fireman is brave it's said His engine is a shiny red If there's a fire anywhere about Well, I'll be sure to put it out

Lawrence Fletcher and Carl Karl : 'Cause a fireman is a person in your neighborhood In your neighborhood He's in your neighborhood

Major Monogram: And a postman is a person in your neighborhood

All: Well, they're the people that you meet When you're walking down the street They're the people that you meet each day