Fraggle Rock Crayons/Itch and Scratch (from Cheep Thrills)

Cast

 * Red Fraggle Yellow as Big Bird
 * Wembley Green as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Red Fraggle Yellow: You know, Wembley Green. I feel a song coming on.

Wembley Green: That's funny. I feel an itch coming on.

Red Fraggle Yellow and Wembley Green: Itch and scratch. We are the perfect match. Itch and scratch. The very best of friends.

Wembley Green: (laughing)

Red Fraggle Yellow: Olé.

Red Fraggle Yellow and Wembley Green: Itch and scratch. Just like a mock and lash. Itch and scratch. Together till the end.

Red Fraggle Yellow: (laughing)

Wembley Green: Yeah, there's no escape. (laughing)

Red Fraggle Yellow: It takes an itch to start the motion.

< Wembley Green: It takes a scratch and sometimes lotion. (laughing)

Red Fraggle Yellow: Lotion?

Wembley Green: Yeah, nice gooey lotion. I love it.

Red Fraggle Yellow and Wembley Green: Itch and scratch. We are the perfect match. Itch and scratch. The very best of friends.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Okay, play it, guys!

Wembley Green: Hey, louder and itchier, huh?

Red Fraggle Yellow: Oh, Wembley Green.

Wembley Green: (laughing)

Red Fraggle Yellow: Music to itch and scratch by.

Wembley Green: Yeah, yeah, uh, little to the left there, Red Fraggle Yellow. (laughing) Ah.

Red Fraggle Yellow: Itch along with us, everybody! (laughing)

Wembley Green: It doesn't matter what the weather.

Red Fraggle Yellow: An itch and scratch just go together.

Wembley Green: Yeah. Like grouches and frowns. (laughing)

Red Fraggle Yellow: Come on, Wembley Green. Let's take it on home.

Wembley Green: Okay, okay.

Red Fraggle Yellow and Wembley Green: Itch and scratch. We are the perfect match.

Wembley Green: Who would thought it?

Red Fraggle Yellow and Wembley Green: Itch and scratch. The very best of friends.

Wembley Green: One more itch.

Red Fraggle Yellow and Wembley Green: Itch and scratch. The very best of friends.

Red Fraggle Yellow: The end. (laughing) That was fun.

Wembley Green: Yeah, but next time, I'll itch. You scratch. (laughing)