Egmont Imagination/Song Title (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Hamilton Mattress (from Hamilton Mattress) as Mr. Munch
 * Wilbur the Calf (from Wilbur) as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Bob (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital) as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Nurse Penny (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital) as Helen Henny
 * Plops (from Plonsters) as Pasqually

Lyrics
Hamilton Mattress: Oh, Wilbur. It's hopeless. Bob needs this new song today and we've got nothing.

Wilbur the Calf: Come on, Hamilton. We can't give up!

Hamilton Mattress: Oh, what are we going to do?

Bob: Hey, guys!

Hamilton Mattress and Wilbur the Calf : Aaa hhhh!!!

Hamilton Mattress: Uh, hi, Bob.

Bob: How's the new song going?

Hamilton Mattress: Uh, it's going.

Wilbur the Calf: Yeah, boss, uh, it's a real humdinger.

Bob: Awesome! Tell me about it!

Hamilton Mattress: Well, it's, uh, it's in B minor and it's 4/4 or common time and...

Bob: No, no. What's it called?

Hamilton Mattress: Uh, it's called "Song Title!"

Bob: Song Title. Well, it delivers what it promises. May I hear it?

Hamilton Mattress: Oh, good, Wilbur, he wants to hear it! (laughing) Oh, let me see, uh, B minor. Uh...

Bob: Hey! That's pretty good!

Hamilton Mattress: Yeah! Uh, take it, Wilbur!

Wilbur the Calf: What? Uh... Went outside 'cause the sun was shining, Hamilton?

Hamilton Mattress: Uh, then I went back inside because it was too hot! Go.

Wilbur the Calf: Uh, something happened that was really awesome.

Hamilton Mattress: Uh, so I had some chocolate milk and I sat on the couch.

Wilbur the Calf: Duh, duh, duh and something something.

Hamilton Mattress: Come on, Wilbur. You can do better than that.

Wilbur the Calf: I think he's onto us. What do we do now?

Hamilton Hocks: Just keep singing with me till he goes away.

Hamilton Hocks and Wilbur the Calf: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Bob: Song Title.

Hamilton Mattress: Yeah! What did you think?

Bob: I think it just sound like you're making it up as you go along.

Hamilton Mattress: What?!

Wilbur the Calf: Aw, why would you say that?

Bob: Look, you didn't come up with anything. That's okay. We could just do "In the Future" or "Dancin' Kitten" again, I guess.

Wilbur the Calf: Wait, Bob, you haven't heard the rest of the song yet.

Bob: You mean there's more?

Wilbur the Calf: You bet there is. Hit it, Hamilton! There are the lyrics to the second verse.

Hamilton Mattress: Even if you think that we're making them up!

Wilbur the Calf: We'll sing the song for you anytime.

Hamilton Mattress: And it looks like it's about a quarter to three.

Wilbur the Calf: This door is for emergency use only.

Hamilton Mattress: A big pile of costumes, a phone and a mop!

Wilbur the Calf: Nothing's written on this piece of paper.

Hamilton Mattress: A boy looks around and shakes his head.

Hamilton Mattress and Wilbur the Calf: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Bob: Okay, okay. You guys are clearly making this up as you go. I mean it's silly. It's ridiculous.

Nurse Penny: Guys, we heard your song from the other room. It's incredible!

Hamilton Mattress and Wilbur the Calf : Real ly?

Plops: Oh, yes! So innovative! I really like how the verses don't-a rhyme or make any sense!

Nurse Penny: It's just perfect!

Plops: What are we waiting for? Let's-a go perform! (laughing)

Wilbur the Calf: Yeah!

Nurse Penny: I like pizza and playing games.

Plops: I was kinda sleepy, but now I'm not!

Nurse Penny: Pictures of puppies can make me smile.

Plops: My mom holds my hand when we ride the bus.

Hamilton Hocks: Skin is tan except when it isn't.

Wilbur the Calf: Today's not my birthday, but I wish it was.

Nurse Penny: 47 is a pretty big number!

Plops: I'm looking at my feet because I like my shoes.

Everyone: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title. You'll never can go wrong with Song Title.