Wiggle He 2 Lyrics

Where's the man who'll lead us all?

Through the Christmas Wars?

Is he waiting for us

Behind the doors

Snatter Claus?

Deep into the mists of time

Snatter has been hurled

Now he's coming back to save the wooooooooorld!

Snatter- he's flying through the night

He's here to excite

And to make you feel Christmas-y

He's wearing a hat

It's all magic and that

So he'll foil Anti-Snatter's schemes

Snatter- he'll come even if stressed

It's in your interest

If dealing

With restive reeling

It's best

If he brings some festive feelings

And asks you to join his team

Snatter- you'll know when he's appeared!

His superlative beard

Makes the ladies cry out with glee!

Men fall to their knees

And the tinsel that appears on the trees

[Celebrates???] the world with a crisp Christmas-y theme!

Stuff such as sleigh bells

And cinnamon and timber smells

Special (limited time?) hotels

Book a dinner in advance

Fireplaces and chimney stacks

Special offers on paperbacks

And [???????]

Snatter- he'll never let us down

You can see him in town

Or at least someone dressed as him

He's riding his sleigh

In a 'specially old-fashioned way

When it comes to the crop there's no doubt Santa's the cream

Christmastime, as we know, does not run smoothly every year (Oh, no, why not?)

Good and bad befall Snatter and a lot has happened here

Waking up, shaking up, battered and bruised

He tried to think why he was lost and confused

Searching [absurdly???] he started his journey to try and gather some clues-

-A tribe of lowly snowmads traipse across the frostblown plains!

Their frozen hearts are aching now and ice flows through their veins!

Their town destroyed, they stumble through what little still remains

Oh where is the hero who could help

All of them yelp

Oh where is the hero who could-

-Hell resides in the eyes of the Anti-Snatter

Locked away with his quantum ray, he fashions his schemes...

Snatter clambering out through the snow

He's a little disheveled, though

And he seems not to know

What has gone wrong

Make him a [?????], let's give him some room

Back a way up and come back to him soon

Give him a nod and a smile

Give him a while, shouldn't be long-

-Back at the castle, day and night (Day and night!)

Snatter's friends prepare for a fight (For a fight!)

Fortify turrets, block the gates (Fortify gates!)

Gotta give speeches, [mina traits???]

But while all the weapons are made

They still find the time

To decorate! (The time to decorate)

So for a festive (Festive!)

Elfy (Elfy!)

Seasonal Christmas and you (Seasonal Christmas and you)

You'll be right at home (You'll be right at home)

In our little school (Our little schoolx5)

Tinsel and baubles, hung on trees

Snatter's friends enjoy having these (They don't need a reason, maybe)

They can all feel it drawing near

Their favourite time of year- (The festive season, baby)

They've got an wintry workshop (Workshop)

They famously employ it (Ho ho ho)

They hang a bit of holly (holly)

And jolly well enjoy it!

Preparing for the Yuletide! (Yuletide!)

Yuletide! Whatever keeps them busy (Busy)

It's always pleasant (Always pleasant)

Preparing presents (Preparing presents)

When Christmas rolls around!

There is a robot made of spoons

Opposed by fanboys, nerds, and goons

He (wannas love????) their old cartoons

So watch them wriggle

Pick holes and niggle

And soon they'll see

His reign is not to be

For they will wiggle he

There are nerds who use their words in kindness

There are nerds who just moan and complain

And these sit fuming

When December is looming

With one thing that they share but can't contain

Spare a thought for all the nerds at Christmas

Just sit there getting angrier

Nerds at Christmas

They stay at home just watching their children's cartoons on DVD

While pretending to watch ironically!

Well, Nerds at Christmas

Oh, it's far too commercialized

Nerds at Christmas

I truly believe

If you asked them to list career goals

Their main ambition's picking holes

Cranium Nerds like this must see

Anything vaguely Christmas-y

As some kind of (hunt?

and novel?) affront to all they think life should be!

So they're gonna rant on YouTube!

(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba!)

They're gonna count on you to break and cry

Christmas is just another of their parent's liiiiiiiiies!

Rudolph, Rudolph, had a shiny nose

And if you ever looked at it

You would say it glows a bit

All of the other reindeer

Used to call him names

They never let poor Rudolph

Join their games!

Then one foggy Christmas eve

Snatter came to say

"Rudolph, with your nose so bright

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

And then all the reindeer loved him

Shouted out with glee,

"Rudolph, you will go down in our

Historyyyyy!"

And what of the snowman

Who had bravely saved the day?

But his people felt

They'd as soon not melt

In the sun's unfeeling rays!

Cursed now to linger

Where the light is slight and dim-

And to make things worse they're aware their curse

Came about because of him!

But as a shadow grips the snow

The North Pole holds its breath

As two great titans wreck the place

In a battle to the death!

Soooo, where is that snowman

As he melted clean away

No one really cares

For as long as there's

A massive crunch

As a giant claw

Leaves a massive dent

In a giant jaw

It's a massive shame!

That much is sure!

Why's this battle

Raging that'll

Shake us to our roots?

Christmas ninjas

Fighting in the trademarked coloured suits!

Their will is strong, their past is...chequered

They're here to save us in their mechas

So wiiiiiiiiiggle he

And don't stop until he's wiiiiiiiigglyyyy!

Wiiiiiiiiiiiggle he!

Wheezing, sweating, and slowly hobbling

Paunches swinging and neckbeards wobbling

Leaving deeper footprints than anybody else

Look at the nerds emerging into the snow!

Nerds united angrily

In the cold, [beholding he?]

Disbelieving memory

To demonstrate their scorn!

What more violence can they do to he

Than to level their deepest scrutiny?

Grabbing gears and grasping gaskets

Snatching spoons in metal and plastic

Handling hydraulics and wielding (wheezing?) wheels

Look at the nerds converge on their festive foe!

Wiiiiiiiiiggle he! (x4)

He's been wiggled by the Christmas Ninjas

He's been wiggled by pedantic nerds

But what about the friendly mecha-Snatter

Who would also like to have some words?

They've been going for a good few hours now

Mecha-Snatters on opposing sides

And it's weird that no-one here can tell us who it is

That's piloting the one that's nice

And as we recognize who's in the cockpit

Somebody raises the call

"We're sorry that we ever doubted you!

Please forgive us all!

And come and save us Mr. Snowman!

Now you're driving in a massive mech!

We're all behind you!"

Happy Christmas!

(Happy Christmas!)

Happy Chriiiiiiiistmas!

Now the Snowman's in the clear!

He'll be back again next year!

When your hands idly fall upon a scarf

A satsuma and some coooooooal!

So the snowmads reunite!

And the spirits are alright!

And overhead there's a twinkling

And it sets something jingling in their souuuuuls!

Just watch them go!

Is that Rudolph painting starlight through the sky?

Look to his light, but never look him in the eyeeeeeeee!

Blinking heck! Look at this!

What's he only gone and done?

Snatter's waltzed in and saved the world again!

Every Christmas every year he saves us all from something eerie

Got a 'hear-me' theory as to how!

Says the ancient-decreed legendary prophecy

As the time and the fates allow

In the [nero?] land there will be born a hero

And we all know his name by now!

(Tell us again [the reason?])

Snatter Claus, look at him go, whizzing around

Wearing a coat and boots, having a beard!

Is he a man or beast?

Is he an elf? Is he an imp?

Or is he bioengineered?

I once saw some footprints in some snow

Which proved he's been on my lawn!

There's been a rainbow haze up in the sky over the Pole

Ever since Snaaaaaaaatter Claaaaaaaaus Waaaaas borrrrrn-

-Snatter Claus, checking his list, drinking his tea

Here when the sun goes down,

Gone with the dawn!

Looks a bit like your dad

But with more beard than he ever had

Doesn't it make you glad

[magic that???] Snaaaaaaaatter Clauuuuuuus iiiis booooorrrrn!

Wiggle he!