The Chances/Transcript

West Carter Middle School
''[Mr. Alan walks up to the bread, Mr. Small, Little Miss Tiny, Penny, A duck, Wild Thing, Scarecrow, A ladybug, Orko, Memy9909, DrewandMario, Notekin #1, Russell, Mickey Mouse, Banjo, Tooty & Loop are sitting in their desks]''
 * Mr. Alan: OK, guys. Take out your math books.
 * Allen: Mr. Alan?
 * Mr. Alan: Yes?
 * Allen: Can I go to the bathroom?
 * Mr. Alan: OK. Here's the pass. [Mr. Alan gives a pass note to Allen, Allen smiles, happily]
 * Allen: Thanks. [Allen goes to the boys bathroom, he opens the door, then, closes the door, Allen is sick, he is sitting in his toilet, then pees & poops, he wipes his butt with a napkin, then flushes the toilet, he washes his hands with soap, then rinses, there was Cory coming to Allen]
 * Cory: ALLEN, COME HERE!!!!!
 * Allen: WH-WHAT IS IT?!?!
 * Cory: I NEED YOU. SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED.
 * Allen: (calms down) OK, I'm coming. Hold on to your horses. [Allen runs along with Cory, then, Allen & Cory are shocked what happened, the lockers are broken & melted, then explodes]
 * Allen: (to Cory) What happened in there? It seems to be a nightmare.
 * Cory: (confused) Wait a second! Can that be somebody else? Could it be Lifty & Shifty?
 * Allen: I guess. (gasps) Wait.... It was Darren & Daniel. He has been smashing some other students' lockers.

The Library
''[Mt. Sharf reading his book, A caterpillar reading his book, Darren drinking his root beer can, Daniel reading, the door smashed, Darren drops the can, and the liquid depresses, Daniel rips the book out of the page]'' [Darren & Daniel were sad about Allen & Cory being mean]
 * Allen: Not so fast, waitsuckers. Just what do you think you're doing, huh?
 * Darren: Uh-oh! Let's run.
 * Allen: YOU BETTER. ALL OF THE TIMES THAT I SUCK MY ASS. YOU GUYS CAN'T (bleep) MY (bleep). OH SHIT! DUDE! YOU GUYS NEED TO TEACH YOUR LESSOON, YOU SILLY FREAKY ASS BITCHES. SEE? THIS IS HOW WE DO IT. YOU HEAR ME, YOU IDIOTS? (panting) Well?
 * Cory: C'mon, Allen. Let's go find Waylon.
 * Allen: OK.

The School Lockers
[Waylon looks at the lockers being smashed]
 * Waylon: Hmm... I wonder what happened?
 * Allen: Hello, Waylon.
 * Waylon: Hello, Allen. How are you doing? Hey, Allen, do you want to call the terrorists to destroy the school? Then, let's get in the car. Let's go to Stacy's car.