Thread:Sorenrulescool5/@comment-32466135-20180604185143/@comment-30357310-20180606111138

Yeah. And funny! If it was in TWWT:

(cuts to Team Rock is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot being lost in the dark part of the Amazon forest)

Ravenpaw: Oh no, looks like we are lost in the dark part of the Amazon forest. We can't even find our way out of here.

Stonefur: Ugh, eveything is getting too dark. Tigerstar, contact to Rock for help on how we should find a better way to get out of here.

Tigerstar: I'm on it. (Tigerstar gets out the walky talky and contacts to Rock) Rock, I'm afraid me and the rest of Team you are really hot are lost in the dark part of the Amazon forest. Do you have any hints on how we should get out of here?

Rock: I don't, because while yes you guys are lost in the dark part of the Amazon forest. But on the bright side, you will stop by a see a gray she-Cat named Neddletail who lives in the forest. She usually is here to tell anyone who gets lost in the forest on where the light to get out is.

Tigerstar: Wait, Neddletail? Who is... (the walky talky looses connection) Uh, Rock, hello?

(Tigerstar tries to make the walky talky work again, until)

Mistystar: Guys stop! (the boys stop behind Mistystar) There is something in the bush.

(the bush wiggles until the She-Cat who is Neddletail comes out. The members of Team Rock is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot gasp as they saw her)

Tigerstar: Are you Lessiehound?

Neddletail: Yep, that is me, and I am here to sing to you guys a song.

(Neddletail claps her paws and then the song begins with hamsters dressed as trolls comming out)

Neddletail: "I was walking through the Amazon forest. When I saw a troll hamster wearing TIGHT PANTS! I want to own them but can you even dance in these pants?"

Troll Hamster: "Watch me hound!"

Neddletail: "They made him move like a vessel of shimmy, (two white tigers come out from behind Team Rock is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot) all sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty. I need to get some! Put my body in them! Then I will rule the forest!"

"5, 6, 7, 8"

(everything begins to show crazy flasing lights with Neddletail, the hamsters, and the white tigers dancing together while the members of Team Rock is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot just cluelessly stand there)

Neddletail: "Is that an Angel Baby? No! That's his dance moves! Yes! Watch my canine honey grooves! Feed me lots of jamba juice! Call me canine tiger, but I never eat my young. (No, no, no) My legs in those pants, a dream! When I would move, I'd scream. Watch out for my body rolls! Watch out for my body rolls! High kicks! High kicks! This is how we do it! Yes! I begged that rodent to make me some. Gotta dance like that where I come from. Grab a partner, form a line. Cut and stitch and make 'em shine. Work that elastic, it's looking fantastic. P-p-please stitch 'em pretty 'cause my body can't handle that. It's just the power of the lycra. Tickles my tigra. Let me get inside of them and stretch, stretch, stretch!"

White Tigers: "and tell yourself you're a vessel of shimmy And activate your dance floor kitty."

Neddletail: "When I place my legs in a cage of spandex. I dance like hell to release the madness. Watch my feet pound holes in plywood. Watch my hips crush plates of baked goods. Watch out for my body rolls! Watch out for my body rolls! High kicks! High kicks! This is how we do it! Watch out for my body rolls! Watch out for my body rolls! High kicks! High kicks! This is how we do it! 'Twas the last stitch on the final seam. He placed onto me, my leg hairs quivered and screamed. I know I needed them more than ever. But then he looked at my legs and said, "Never!" I was already wearing tight pants. I just did not activate them! Wow! (body) Body roll, body roll High kick, high kick (roll) This is how we do it. Watch yourself. Break it down, break it down (body) Body roll, body roll. High kick, high kick (roll). Activate, engage. I'm a dance floor tiger canine. Pumping everything she has. Touching every single lad. Rubbing every lady gland. Work that dance floor, they may vote you mayor jazz. One day have a plaque that says: "She wore the tightest of pants". Watch out for my body rolls! Watch out for my body rolls! High kicks! High kicks! This is how we do it! Watch out for my body rolls! Watch out for my body rolls! High kicks! High kicks! This is how we do it!"

(after when the song ended. The hamsters and the white tigers disappear in a poof of clouds and the lights turn off. The members of Team Rock is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot get cluelessly shocked at what they just saw)

Stonefur: Uh... What was that all about?

Tigerstar: That was... disterbing... But aside from that. Rock said that you know where the light to out of here is. So where is the light?

Needletail: Well I am usually here to help people who are lost in there. So the light, is over there! (a sign with a arrow on it comes out of her hair as the arrow points to the left of the direction)

Ravenpaw: The light is at our left! Yes!

Tigerstar: That you... uh... random weird she-Cat.

(Team Rock is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot go to the light to get out of the darkness)

Neddletail: Anytime.

(Needletail gets out of the scene by pulling on a invisable rope and then she is not seen again. Team Rock is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot has now finally made it out of the darkness and are now in the light)

Stonefur: We made it out! First class, here we come! But... what is a she-cat doing in the Amazon forest, and what was that musical number all about?

Tigerstar: (shrugs) But let's not talk about it again and go off to save Team Amazon.

(Team Rock is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot continue their challenge to save Team Amazon)