Women (and all things of) EJ style

If there is one thing EJ knows it's women. But in the preliminary period he was quite the caller to the rejection hotline. You may not believe it, but it's true.
His understanding of women has increased over the years, but before then, he couldn't understand what they want. Now EJ believes he might just know the answer. They say that they want a sense of humor. While this is important, it is code for "cash and a big pianist." See, deceptive at the conversational level. Does it stop here? Not at all. They are more complicated even at the cellular level.

If one looks at a females DNA, there is a clear two long lines of genes. Look at the males DNA, on long line of genes and one creepy-looking short one. Does this mean we have less genetic material then women? Indeed it does.

Now on the other hand, we can overcome this little setback and do what prehistoric males did best. Hunt for prey. We can do this with a little trick. Every woman is different, do not use stereotypes unless you know them to be true. Use prior experience with another woman to your advantage. And remember you never pick a girl, they pick you. It is a simple fact of life and cannot be avoided.