Muppets/Lulu's Back in Town (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Wayne as Tony
 * Big Mean Carl as Beautiful Day Monster
 * Mary Louise (little girl) as Betty Lou
 * Walter as Reddish-Magenta Little Anything Muppet boy
 * J.P. Grosse as Fat Blue Anything Muppet man
 * Wanda as Pumpkin Anything Muppet woman

Lyrics
Wayne: I gotta get my old tuxedo pressed Gotta sew a button on my vest 'Cause tonight I've gotta look my best

Mary Louise: Why?

Wayne: Lulu's back in town

Mary Louise: Oh no!

Wayne: Gotta get a half a buck somewhere Gotta shine my shoes and slick my hair Gotta get myself a boutonniere

Walter: How come?

Wayne: Lulu's back in town

Walter: Oh, good grief!

Wayne: You can tell all my pets All my blondes and brunettes Mister Otis regrets That he won't be aroun' You can tell the mailman not to call I ain't comin' home until the fall And I might not get back home at all

J.P. Grosse: You don't mean...?

Wayne: Lulu's back in town.

J.P. Grosse: Aaahhh!

Mary Louise: Here she comes!

Walter: Make way! Make way!

Wanda: (screaming)

Big Mean Carl: Hi ya, kid!

Wayne: Hi, Lulu. Wanna dance? Wow! Gee! Lulu's back in town.

Big Mean Carl: Here we go! Now follow me! Turn!

Wayne: Ooh.

Big Mean Carl: Sorry.

Wayne: It's okay.

Big Mean Carl: Dip.

Wayne: Aah. Lulu's back in town. You can tell all my pets

Big Mean Carl: You tell them!

Wayne: All my blondes and brunettes.

Big Mean Carl: Yeah! Them too!

Wayne: Mister Otis regrets That he won't be aroun'

Big Mean Carl: You can tell the mailman not to call too!

Wayne: I ain't comin' home until the fall And I might not get back home at all

Big Mean Carl: Lulu's back in town!

Wayne: That's right, friends. Lulu's back in town.

Wayne and Big Mean Carl : Lulu's back in town!

Wayne: Ooh.

Big Mean Carl: Sorry.