Mr. Conductor Visits Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends

Mr. Conductor Vists Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends is a fictional series like any other Mr. Conductor's Adventures series. Featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have 1 or 2 stories. Only Thomas Stories from Season 1-7 may be used. No Stories from Seasons 8-present allowed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bulldog
 * 2) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady
 * 3) Thomas and Stepney
 * 4) Time for Trouble

Trivia

 * This movie is the series premiere.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Trouble For Thomas [told by George Carlin]

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Bloo: It's Madame Foster's birthday today, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: So it is, but you know, it's somebody else's birthday too.
 * Wilt: Who?
 * Mr. Conductor: Lady Hatt, Sir Topham Hatt's wife. Do you still have time?
 * Bloo: We have enough time before we go shopping, so let's hear that story.
 * Mr. Conductor: All right then. Here it is. [He blows his whistle and the story, Lady Hatt's Birthday Party begins]
 * After the story...
 * Wilt: That was a wonderful birthday story. Thanks for telling us about it, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Wilt.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, there might be a bit of trouble around the bend while shopping.
 * Frankie: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure, Thomas had trouble with the troublesome trucks.
 * Frankie: Can you tell me that story, please?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course. [He blows his whistle and the story, Trouble For Thomas begins]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry!
 * 2) Henry to the Rescue

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Learns a Lesson
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars

Quotes
Quote 1:
 * Bloo: I can't believe I'm going to get killed after I tipped over that bust.


 * Mr. Conductor: I think it's about time you learned a lesson like James did.


 * Mac: What happened to him?

Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: He got into trouble with Sir Topham Hatt after a shower of water fell on his top hat. Let me tell you all about it. [He blows his whistle and the story, James Learns a Lesson begins]


 * Mr. Conductor: You know, your problem reminds of how James pulled his freight cars and had a bit of trouble.


 * Bloo: Another story!? Please....


 * Mac: Ignore him, tell us the story please.
 * Mr. Conductor: Suits me. [He blows his whistle and the story, Foolish Freight Cars begins]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Better Late Than Never (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Oliver's Find (told by Alec Baldwin)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 2) Double Trouble

Quotes
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Bloo: I am surprised we recorded nearly everybody in the house.
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't say that, Bloo. I think it's best for you to learn the hard way like Duck did with Diesel arriving on the island to help out.
 * Mac: Could you tell us the story again please?
 * Mr. Conductor: Can do, Mac. [He blows his whistle and the story, Pop Goes the Diesel begins]
 * After the story...
 * Mac: Do you think Diesel will get his revenge somehow?
 * Mr. Conductor: That will have to wait till next time, but I promise to tell you another story.
 * Mr. Herriman: Rules are rules, no matter what the weather.
 * Bloo: Will you bug out with those crazy rules!?
 * Mr. Conductor: Bloo, you and Mr. Herriman are like Thomas and Percy when they had a fight with coal.
 * Bloo: Ha! What losers
 * Mac: Bloo! What happened to them?
 * Mr. Conductor: I thought you'd never ask. [He blows his whistle and the story, Double Trouble [S2] begins]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Teething Troubles [told by Alec Baldwin] (Seeing Red)
 * 2) Escape! [told by George Carlin] (Phone Home)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bulls' Eyes (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Gordon and the Gremlin (told by Alec Baldwin)

Quotes

 * Mr. Herriman: I know somebody broke an important rule in this house.
 * Mr. Conductor: Kinda feels like when Daisy had a problem with a bull. Doesn't it?
 * Bloo: Can you tell us what happened to her, please?
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay then. Here you go. [He blows his whistle and the story, Bull's Eyes begins]
 * After the story...
 * Mr. Herriman: That did sound rather interesting, Mr. C.
 * Bloo: It sure did. Now if you'll excuse me, I got a time machine to build.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry and the Elephant
 * 2) Wrong Road

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Duncan Gets Spooked (told by Alec Baldwin)

Quote 1

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Wilt, Eduardo and Coco. What are you three watching?
 * Wilt: A Creature Feature.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oooo, that ghost looks pretty spooky. He looks as white as Percy was when he pretended he was a ghost to scare Thomas.
 * Eduardo: Why'd Percy pretend he was a ghost?
 * Coco: Coco coco coco coco?
 * Wilt: The commercials have just started. If it's OK, tell us the story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Wilt. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy's Ghostly Trick begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: . (He blows his whistle and the story, Duncan Gets Spooked begins)
 * After the story...
 * After the story...

Trivia

 * This is the Season 1 Finale.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Make Someone Happy (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Trouble in the Shed (told by George Carlin)

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd follow Madame Foster and Mr. Herriman's rules if I were you, Bloo. After all, I think they would appreciate it.
 * Bloo: And What? Next you'll be telling me about how the engines on that railway made a friend of theirs happy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed they did, Bloo. Her name's Mrs. Kindley and they even had a fair.
 * Bloo: A fair?! Well then fill me in on what happened.
 * Mr. Conductor: As you wish. (He blows his whistle and the story, Make Someone Happy begins)
 * After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: So you see, Mrs. Kindley felt appreciated by what others could offer her.
 * Bloo: That sounded like an awesome fair. It makes me want to go twice as crazy at tonight's party!
 * Mr. Conductor: Mac's sugar rush made trouble for the party and now he's gone running off.
 * Wilt: What would the engines on the Island of Sodor say to something like this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now there's a thought. I think the time's come for me to tell you guys about when Percy first arrived. (He blows his whistle and the story, Trouble in the Shed begins)

Trivia

 * This is the First episode of Season 2

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 2) A Close Shave For Duck

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: This Jerkins is certainly a foul one stealing your teammates, Madame. Reminds me of when Diesel turned the engines against Duck.
 * Mac: Diesel?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, remember him? Well, he was cross at Duck and had help from the trucks to get the others on his side. Well...let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Diesel's Devious Deed begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: Having troubles, Mac?
 * Mac: Bowling troubles.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well Bloo's quite the sport at bowling.
 * Mac: I wish I was as good as him, but I stink.
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't give up just yet, Mac. After all, It wasn't over for Duck when Sir Topham Hatt sent him to work with Edward.
 * Mac: So what happened? I haven't heard the rest of the story.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well then it's time you did. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Close Shave For Duck begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward Helps Out (Where There's A Wilt There's A Way)
 * 2) Steamroller (Everyone Knows it's Bendy)

Quotes
Quote 1:
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, helping people sure can feel great. You know who I think you'd be good friends with?
 * Wilt: No, who?
 * Mr. Conductor: Edward the blue engine.
 * Wilt: Really, Mr. C.?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Wilt. Let me tell you about how Edward helped Gordon when he was stuck on a hill. [He blows his whistle and the story, Edward Helps Out begins]
 * After the story...
 * Wilt: That was really nice of Edward. Thanks, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Wilt.

Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: Come to think of it, this reminds of the time that George and Sir Handel had a fight with each other.
 * Bloo: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Really. Here's how it went. [He blows his whistle and the story, Steamroller begins]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Diseasel (Sight For Sore Eyes)
 * 2) Donald and Douglas (Bloo's Brothers)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby and the Flood (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) James In A Mess (told by George Carlin)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Rain can sometimes lead to floods. Just like the flood we once had on Sodor.
 * Frankie: Was anyone hurt?
 * Wilt: What exactly happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well I thought you'd never ask. (He blows his whistle and the story, Toby and the Flood begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Happy Ever After (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Brandon)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Heroes (George Carlin)

Quotes:
Quote 1:


 * Bloo: Mr. C., Cheese is not screwing the wheel the right way. He's screwing it all wrong! He's got to go!


 * Mr. Conductor: Sometimes it's hard to get along with another. The twin engines, Bill and Ben were fussing the same way like you've been to Cheese only about buffers. Let me tell you what happend. (He blows his whistle and the story, Buffer Bother begins)

Quote 2:


 * Mr. Conductor: You need to be a hero like Bill and Ben.


 * Bloo: Really? What did they do?


 * Mr. Conductor: They saved people when the quarry had a terrible rocksilde. Here's how they saved them. [He blows his whistle and the story, Heroes begins]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Percy's Predicament (George Carlin)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: That's a really great prize, gang.
 * Bloo: HMPH! Well, it isn't cool like dracula teeth.
 * Mr. Conductor: Bloo, I think you've found yourself on a bad start with the rubber elephant, but I'm sure you'll grow to like it. Doesn't it sort of remind you of James and the Red Balloon?
 * Wilt: I'm sorry, Mr. Conductor, but we've never heard it. Sorry, is that ok?
 * Eduardo: Will you tell us please, Mr. Conductor? I bet Mr. Big Baby Pachoderm would love to hear it while I hold her.
 * Mr. Conductor: Certainly, gang. Here it goes. (blows whistle and "James and the Red Balloon" begins.)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Cranky Bugs
 * 2) The World's Strongest Engine

Thomas Story

 * 1) Special Attraction

Trivia

 * This is the first episode to feature only one Thomas Story.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Queen of Sodor (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Put Upon Percy (Alec Baldwin)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas and the Rumors (Alec Baldwin)

Quote

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Bloo I think you're jealous of this new imaginary friend and jealousy is one thing you don't want to practice. I remember Gordon acted the same way when a famous visitor came to the Island of Sodor.
 * Mac: Who was the famous visitor?
 * Bloo: And was Gordon Suu-spii-cioous of this visitor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't say that, but let me you what happened and then you will find out [He blows his whistle and the story, Gordon & the Famous Visitor begins}
 * (After the story)
 * Mac: That was too bad for Gordon, but he deserved it for being jealous.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right and when others get jealous they can go too far.
 * Bloo: Well, I still say Uncle Pockets is a fraud! And I'm gonna get to the bottom of this!

Quotes 2
 * Uncle Pockets: Who might you be little one?
 * Mr. Conductor: Uncle Pockets, Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service and I tell stories about the steam engines we have on the island of Sodor to Bloo and his friends here at Foster's.
 * Uncle Pockets: A most pleasure to meet you Mr. C. Although, I'm afraid your friend's been rather suspicous of me.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed. He's been spreading rumors about you. Rumors are never good to let out. On the Island of Sodor, the engines were suspicous Harold the Helicopter wanted to get rid of them.
 * Uncle Pockets: Why that isn't good. I'd never spread rumors like nobody should.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're right, Uncle Pockets. I'll tell you all about Thomas and the Rumors. [He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Rumors, begins}
 * (After the story)
 * Uncle Pockets: That was such a wonderful story, my friend. But if you'll excuse me there are important matters to which I must attend.
 * Mr. Conductor: It was nice meeting you, Uncle Pockets. (disappears)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Thomas Meets the Queen (George Carlin)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 2 Finale.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Runs Away (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon)

Trivia

 * This is the First Episode of Season 3.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon and Spencer
 * 2) The Spotless Record

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Mac, Bloo. Heard about a talent show sponsered by Foster's.
 * Mac: Yeah, but Richie Wildebrat thinks he's a shoe-in with his friend, Blake Superior.
 * Bloo: Relax. *hic* I'm *hic* bound to *hic* beat him. *hiccups repeatedly*
 * Mac(unamused): And Bloo's found the joys of having hiccups.
 * (Then another Mr. Conductor with a darker beard and Conductor's uniform appeared)
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo): Hello, cousin. Howdy, lads.
 * Mr. Conductor: Mac, Bloo. Meet my cousin.
 * Mac: You never mentioned you had a cousin, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor(Ringo): Well, it's nice to meet you Mac and-
 * Bloo: *Hiccups repeatedly*
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo): Bloo...
 * Mac: What brings you here anyway, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo): Well, my cousin told me all about you and your friends here at Foster's. He also told about the talent competition and I love the fun of performing and watching.
 * Mac: Yeah, well try telling that to Richie and his imaginary friend, Blake Superior.
 * Mr. Conductor(to Ringo): He's a snooty kid from Mac's school who's very full of himself.
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo): Hmmm...he sounds like he'd be good lads with Spencer.
 * Bloo: Who's *hic* Spencer?
 * Mr. Conductor: Cousin, I always tell stories to my friends at Foster's, why don't you tell them this one?
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo): I'd be glad to, but first I must find my whistle. *spots it in his jacket pocket* Ah, here we go. (blows whistle and "Gordon and Spencer" begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor's Cousin (Ringo Starr) guest stars in this episode

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Forest (George Carlin)
 * 2) Rusty Saves the Day (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, this campsite reminds of Henry's favorite forest.
 * Mac: Henry has a favorite forest?
 * Eduardo: Sounds interesting.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed it is. But one day, he thought he wouldn't see his favorite forest anymore.
 * Wilt: I'm sorry, but why's that, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be happy to tell you.[He blows his whistle and the story, Henry's Forest, begins]
 * After the story.......
 * Coco: Coco Coco Coco!
 * Mr. Herriman: I must say. That was indeed a thoughtful thing Master Toby did.

Quotes 2
 * Bloo: That's just great. We're gonna starve to death unless we're eaten first.
 * Mac: Bloo, I think you filled yourself enough
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I wouldn't lose hope. After all, Rusty kept up with high hope when he and his friends were repairing the line.
 * Mac: And how did that go?
 * Mr. Conductor:  I thought you never asked! [He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty Saves The Day, begins]
 * After the story.....
 * Bloo: That story was great, but it doesn't fix our situation!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Home at Last
 * 2) Rock 'N' Roll

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Daisy (George Carlin)
 * 2) Bye George! (Alec Baldwin)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Thomas and the Special Letter (George Carlin)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (George Carlin)
 * 2) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Goo: OH MY GOSH! YOU'RE SO TINY!
 * Mac: Mr. Conductor, meet Goo.
 * Mr. Conductor: Pleasure to meet you, Goo.
 * Goo: ARE YOU A REAL CONDUCTOR?! DO YOU RIDE TRAINS?! DO YOU DRIVE TRAINS?!
 * Mr. Conductor: One question at a time. Let's see, yes, yes and yes. I'm also friends with engines from the Island of Sodor.
 * Goo: You're friends with trains? How weird...
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, but these engines are much different than the ones you may be familiar with. Why don't I tell you about my friend, Thomas the Tank Engine?
 * Goo: *Gasp* YES! AND I LOVE TO HEAR AND TELL STORIES. LIKE ONCE I-
 * Mac: Goo!
 * Mr. Conductor: Ok, here's the story about my friend, Thomas the Tank Engine. (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Tricked" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: The house is overflowing with imaginary friends. Even more than the number of freight cars Gordon had to pull once.
 * Mac: But I thought Gordon hated pulling cars.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, he does,but it wasn't his choice. Well...let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Gordon Takes A Tumble" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Breaks the Rules (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas and the Search for Fergus (Michael Brandon)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin)
 * 2) Baa! (Alec Baldwin)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Terence the Tractor
 * 2) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: The two of you having lost faith in Santa Claus reminds me of when Thomas had doubts in Terence the Tractor.
 * Bloo: How about that? A tractor that shares the name of your jerky older brother.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, this Terence I know is a lot more cheerful. I'll tell you about when he and Thomas first met. (blows whistle and "Terence the Tractor" begins)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Tender Engines

Thomas Story

 * 1) Duck Takes Charge

Quotes

 * Bloo: I'd be a perfect president. Right, Mr. C?
 * Frankie: Bloo, I have the best plans for this house. I'd actually know how to run Foster's!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Mr. Herriman certainly knows how to enforce the rules and many rules must be followed to keep us safe and in order. Doesn't it sort of remind you of when Duck first arrived on the Island of Sodor?
 * Bloo: Boring!
 * Mac: Bloo! Well, you didn't tell us it.
 * Mr. Conductor: I didn't tell you the story about when Duck arrived on Sodor? How sad. (blows whistle and "Duck Takes Charge" begins)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Twin Trouble

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: I know you four are arguing about who gets the room, but somehow all of this reminds me of when Donald and Douglas had an arguement after they had an accident.
 * Wilt: I'm sorry, Mr. Conductor, but what happened to them?
 * Mr. Conductor: I thought you never asked. (He blows his whistle and the story, Twin Trouble begins)
 * After the story...
 * Bloo: Yeah, so those two black engines are back together, but it sure doesn't solve who gets the room!
 * Coco: Coco Coco Coco!
 * Eduardo: I'm glad they made up too!
 * Wilt: I agree, thanks for the story, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Wilt.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Best Dressed Engine
 * 2) Hooray for Thomas

Trivia

 * This is the Season 3 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Old Iron
 * 2) The Deputation

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Guys, being a hero isn't about fame or glory. Being a hero can make you feel good and others show gratitude. Did I ever tell you about when it happened to Donald and Douglas?
 * Mac: AY CARAMBA! What about Donald and Douglas?
 * Mr. Conductor: Work on catchphrases a little and I'll explain. (blows whistle and "The Deputation" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 4
 * One of Mac's catchphrases is a reference to The Simpsons like other catchphrases he uses are from various shows.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Trouble with Mud (George Carlin)
 * 2) Toby's Discovery (Alec Balwin)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Conductor
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Cranky Bugs (repeat)
 * 2) Dunkin' Duncan

Thomas Stories

 * 1) No Sleep for Cranky
 * 2) Haunted Henry

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas
 * 2) No Joke for James

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Mac. What's up?
 * Mac: Bloo's planning a surprise party and- Wait. Bloo has you working for him doesn't he?
 * Mr. Conductor: Working for Bloo? What for?
 * Mac: You won't fool me, Mr. Traitor. Every year Bloo throws me a surprise party and it's the most humiliating day of the year for me.
 * Mr. Conductor: Mac, from what I've heard from the others, I think you've lost trust in your friends. Bertie the Bus had to learn all about trust from Thomas when his roads needed tar. Well...Let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Trust Thomas" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase
 * 2) Edward's Exploit

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bye George! (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) Toad Stands By (George Carlin)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Getting Cheese to sing the code is truly a challenge. And just as big of a challenge as teaching S.C.Ruffey a lesson and what a dreadful time he gave to poor Oliver. (blows whistle and "Toad Stands By" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Hooray for Thomas (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty to the Rescue
 * 2) Bowled Out

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Time for Trouble (repeat)
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) A Better View For Gordon (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) One Good Turn (told by George Carlin)

Thomas Story

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 5

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Make Someone Happy (repeat)
 * 2) A Bad Day for Harold

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Granpuff
 * 2) Sleeping Beauty

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Passengers and Polish [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Stepney Gets Lost [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 3) Bulgy [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Gallant Old Engine [told by George Carlin]