Elmo's World/Particle Man (by They Might Be Giants)

Cast

 * Herry Monster, Narf, Mel, Stinky the Stinkweed and Groucho Marx Muppet as They Might Be Giants

Lyrics
Herry Monster: Particle man, particle man Doing the things a particle can What's he like? It's not important Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Particle man

Narf: Triangle man, Triangle man Triangle man hates particle man They have a fight, Triangle wins Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man Size of the entire universe man Usually kind to smaller man Universe man

Mel: He's got a watch with a minute hand, Millenium hand and an eon hand When they meet it's a happy land Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person man

Stinky the Stinkweed: Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man

Groucho Marx Muppet: Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hates person man They have a fight, triangle wins Triangle man