Fraggle Rock/The Old Fashioned Way (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Gobo Fraggle as Kermit the Frog
 * The Wizard as Charles Aznavour
 * Storyteller Fraggle as Mildred Huxtetter
 * Pa Gorg, Ma Gorg, Flange Doozer and Wingnut Doozer as Full-Bodied Humanoids
 * Philo as Statler
 * Gunge as Waldorf

Lyrics
(Main stage. Gobo enters.)

Gobo Fraggle: Ladies and gentlemen, right now it's a real treat to present a star who has written and sung so many beautiful songs. And right now he's going to sing one of my all-time favorites. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. The Wizard.

( The Wizard dances with Storyteller Fraggle in "The Old Fashioned Way" as Pa Gorg, Ma Gorg , Flange and Wingnut Doozer dance in the background.)

The Wizard: (singing) Dance in the Old Fashioned Way. Won't you stay in my arms? Just melt against my skin And let me feel your heart, Don't let the music win By dancing far apart. Come close where you belong. Let's hear our secret song. Dance in the Old Fashioned Way. Won't you stay in my arms? And we'll discover highs We never knew before, If we just close our eyes And dance around the floor. That gay old fashioned way That makes me love you more. (spoken) Come closer. Uh uh. Forget about all the others. It's nice to be like this just like in the old fashioned way, no? You know, I got the feeling we've been dancing as our chance. Well, maybe they won't know. You see, time passes and love, yes, love stays. (singing) That gay old fashioned way That makes me love you, love you, that makes me love you more

Gunge: You know, I love French singers.

Philo: I love French fries.

Gunge: French fries? I don't get that.

Philo: You didn't order any.