Disney's Weird World Full Script

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 * (film starts by the city of Weird World)
 * George Jacqueline (voice): My name is George. George A. Jacqueline. I have tale of how I became best friends with the greatest people ever. It's a fun, happy and hilarious story. So, let's being.
 * (George's mother and father who are named Kylie and Hans are in the hospital and it looks like Kylie is pregnant)
 * George Jacqueline (voice): It was November 18th in the evening. That is my mum Kylie and my dad Hans who works as a doctor. One bright sunny morning, my mother was about to have a baby. She was very excited. But she was terribly ill. She was coughing and sneezing and time was running for her. So, my father and his friends who are also doctors journeyed to find the perfect cure for her. That's when they met... this guy. (Craig is revealed) That is Craig, my best friend. He is very happy, polite and... sligthy dumb. But he knew the perfect cure to help my mother. He showed the doctors a magical rainbow pineapple. It is considered the rarest fruit on Earth.
 * (The doctors cheer with excitement)
 * George Jacqueline: They brought it back to turn it into a special drink mixed with honey, salt and some special flavoured champagne. And all of them combined together created the special magical drink which healed Mum instantly. And her baby was born nice and healthy the next morning. (George is revealed as a baby) Yep. That is me. I had a happy childhood. I was considered very cute, happy and quite adorable. Craig liked me too. But now we are coming to the present day. Enjoy my story.
 * (A large city, then a rocky mountain on a beach and then a house are shown)
 * (In the house, George Jacqueline and Craig are asleep in their beds when the alarm clock rings) (The clock reads 8:25am and George Jacqueline tries to turn it off, then grabs a hammer and smashes it, then sits up in surprise)
 * George Jacqueline: Sour cream and beetroot! Oh. (yawns and stretches) (Craig somehow is in George's bed) Good morning.
 * Craig: Morning.
 * George Jacqueline: Ahh!
 * Craig: Ahh!
 * George Jacqueline: Ahh!
 * Craig: Ahh!
 * George Jacqueline: Don't hurt me!
 * Craig: DON'T HURT ME!!
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, don't scare me like that. Honestly, you are full of mischief and surprises.
 * Craig: I know. Sorry I scared you. (sighs happily) Good, it's time to get up. I love mornings. (gets out of bed and opens the curtains) Wow! Look at the beautiful morning sun.
 * George Jacqueline: (gets out of bed and looks at the sun) Woah. That is beautiful. I could see it all day. (his eyes are burning)
 * Craig: Uh, George?
 * George Jacqueline: (slurps a drink and his eyes get cooler) What, Craig?
 * Craig: Nothing, but... *Sniggers* ...I thought your eyes were on fire. (George punches him) Ow!
 * George Jacqueline: Never mind that. You wanna get some breakfast?
 * Craig: Yeah! Yeah, I do! Meet in the kitchen in 10 seconds. (bounces slowly to the door and bumps into it and falls over) It might be 20 seconds though.
 * (A "Twenty Seconds Later" timecard is shown then Craig grabs some bread and ketchup, then grills some bacon)
 * Craig: *Sniffs* Ahh, delicious back bacon.
 * George Jacqueline: Yum, I love bacon! Something's missing however.
 * George Jacqueline and Craig: Hmm... (Light bulbs appear above their heads) Sausages!
 * Craig: Let's fire up the firing pan... again.
 * (Craig throws 4 sausages on the frying pan and George throws them in the air and karate chops them in half)
 * George Jacqueline: Hi-yah! Yah!
 * (The sausage halves fall on the toast and Craig puts more toast on top of them to make toast sandwiches)
 * Craig: Breakfast is served. Mwah. Tuck in, George.
 * (George and Craig eat the sandwiches)
 * Craig: Mmm. (does a thumbs up) Perfection! (finishes his sandwich and belches) Excuse me.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, yeah. That's a belch. But not as good as this. (belches louder than Craig did)
 * (George and Craig laugh) (Barking can be heard)
 * George Jacqueline: Huh? Huh! It's Atom Pup! Come here boy! Come here.
 * Craig: Come here Atom Pup.
 * (George picks up Atom Pup and strokes him)
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, yeah what a good boy, aren't you, aren't you, aren't you? Yeah you are. Well, ee should get ready for the day ahead. Hopefully, the day will go well.
 * Craig: I guess it will. What could go wrong?
 * (The logo for the film is shown along with other details)
 * Craig: Now to get ready for the day ahead. (George and Craig are in their separate showers) And don't forget to wash behind you're ears.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, you don't have ears.
 * Craig: So, neither do you.
 * (Craig puts some shaving cream on his face, then on his entire body)
 * Craig: Well, that's not gonna work. Have we got another bottle?
 * George Jacqueline: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! No.
 * (George brushes his teeth, gargles and spits) (Craig brushes too)
 * George: Craig, you doing a good job on brushing your teeth...
 * Craig: I know, good huh?
 * George: The thing is though, your using the shaving cream, not the toothpaste.
 * Craig: What? (picks up the bottle and the label says "Shaving Cream") Oh. (smacks his lips) Actually, it tastes OK.
 * George: (combs his hair) Here you go Craig.
 * Craig: Thanks. (takes off his silver top hat to reveal his blue hair and he combs it) Perfect.
 * George Jacqueline: Let's see. (dresses up in various things like a doctor, boxer, policeman, Shakespeare, knight, robot, scuba diver, penguin until he finally gets his normal clothes on) No, no, nuh uh, no, not this one, incorrect, I don't think, no flippin' way... Perfect! (grabs his trainers) Craig, tie my laces please.
 * Craig: OK. (ties George's laces) There.
 * Craig: *Sings in British accent* # Stick a pony in me pocket, I'll fetch the suitcase from the van, cause if you want the best 'uns, but you don't ask questions, then brother, I'm your man! #
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, what are you singing?
 * Craig: The theme tune to Only Fools and Horses.
 * George Jacqueline: Wow, I didn't know you could sing that theme. Can you do The Vicar of Dibley?
 * Craig: OK. Er... *In a posh voice* I am very board being a vicar, so let's get this funeral over with.
 * (George and Craig both laugh uncontrollably)
 * Craig: Oh! Here's Eastenders. *Sings* # Anyone can fall I love # And listen to this one. (makes moose noises and pretends to choke)
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, what the heck is that theme song?
 * Craig: It's Hollyoaks. (George stares at him) Well YOU do Hollyoaks then.
 * George Jacqueline: No, I don't want to.
 * Craig: OK. What about Casualty?
 * George Jacqueline: No.
 * Craig: Emmerdale?
 * George Jacqueline: No.
 * Craig: Neighbours.
 * George Jacqueline: No. I don't want to sing the theme to any soap. Not Brookside, not Coronation Street, not Home and Away.
 * Craig: Not even Dallas?
 * George Jacqueline: No, not Dallas either. I feel like Lindsay Lohan at the moment.
 * Craig: What a day. I'll grill some burgers for dinner.
 * George Jacqueline: Lush! I l-l-l-love burgers!
 * Craig: Calm down, bud. They will take a while to grill.
 * George Jacqueline: OK then.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, can I ask a question? It's quite stupid but can I ask you anyway?
 * Craig: Better than every other best friend I had.
 * George Jacqueline: Well... why do crabs walk sideways?
 * Craig: Ha, ha, ha! Seriously? Well, they... Well... Because... It's bec... Why do crabs walk sideways? I... Well... so they can sing.
 * George Jacqueline: What?
 * Craig: (dances like crazy) # Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside! #
 * (George and Craig both laugh)
 * George Jacqueline: Good one. Say, how long will the burgers be?
 * Craig: Well, I'd say about 4 inches.
 * George Jacqueline: No, you moron! How long will they take to cook?
 * Craig: Oh! A few minutes.
 * George Jacqueline: OK, thanks.
 * Craig: Thanks for what?
 * George Jacqueline: Hey, I got an idea. Let's play I Spy.
 * Craig: OK, me, first! I spy with my... Only eye.
 * George Jacqueline: Come on, the Atom-Pup's not gonna feed himself.
 * Craig: OK, Mr. Bossy. Something beginning wiith... C.
 * George Jacqueline: Cabinet!
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: Clouds!
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: Coasters!
 * Craig: No.
 * (A time card reads "Several Wrong Guesses Later")
 * George Jacqueline: (boredly) Curtains?
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: (boredly) Couch.
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: I give up. What is it?
 * Craig: Sky.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig! You one-eyed cretin! "Sky" doesn't begin with C.
 * Craig: Oh, right. You're right, my brain is so tiny I can't even answer a simple Maths question. Huh?
 * (Craig looks out the window)
 * Craig: George, I saw a giant purple turkey holding a yellow iPod, eating a purple tomato and pepperjack cheese toasted panini. And it talked Brazillian.
 * George Jacqueline: Don't be ridiculous. They don't exist. The official language of Brazil is Spanish anyway.
 * Craig: Oh no, wait it was a rhen.
 * Giant Purple Rhen: (speaking gibberish) Olá!
 * George Jacqueline: (sighs)
 * Hikouki (on TV): And coming up next...
 * Craig: Hey look! News about King Pharrell's Diamond Jubilee! Turn it up!
 * Hikouki: I can just say now, I'm particularly nervous of announcing. I'M ON TV!
 * Hank: Just finish the speech, you idiot!
 * Hikouki: OK, Hank. (clears throat) Anyway, we now go live to our king who has a few words to say.
 * King Axecutioner: Thank you Hikouki. (In quiet voice) And stop being nervous while on TV. Right. (clears throat) Hello, my people. It's me King Pharrell who is the king of Weird World.
 * George Jacqueline: Hey, look! King Pharrell.
 * King Axecutioner: I'd like to invite you all to my castle for my Diamond Jubilee this Friday. Tickets are only $6,99 for a single person, or if more than one people come at same time, it's $5 for each person. Thank you for listening. And this party is gonna be... (in opera voice) ...the most spectacular...!! (back in normal voice) ...you have ever seen.
 * (Craig switches off TV)
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, my G-O-S-H! WE GOTTA GO!!!
 * Craig: Well we do have $10 I saved up for a special occasion. Will this be enough for both of us?
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, yes. I should think so. Look, I am just popping to see Joe-Freddie and Turpit. (gets up and leaves the living room)
 * Craig: OK, see you in a bit then.
 * (George is outside and whistles)
 * (George is walking home, when he hears something)
 * George Jacqueline: What was that? Hello? Is anyone here? Huh? Huh!
 * (George sees Stephanie walk towards him)
 * George Jacqueline: Excuse me, miss? Erm, I heard someone and I... Maybe she can't here me.
 * Stephanie: What a lovely day. *Whistles* (bumps into George) Ow. Oh, I'm sorry sir. Are... are you OK?
 * George Jacqueline: Ooh, my head.
 * Stephanie: I'm sorry if I hurt you.
 * George Jacqueline: No bother.
 * Stephanie: Here want help getting up?
 * George Jacqueline: Yes... please. (George grabs Stephanie's hand and he gets up) I thought I heard someone and I was if...
 * Stephanie: It was me you heard.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, right. I'm George. George Jacqueline.
 * Craig: George, there you are! I've been looking all over for you and I thought... Wh... Who's that?
 * George Jacqueline: This is my best friend Craig.
 * Stephanie: Craig? Craig!
 * Craig: Stephanie!
 * (Stephanie and Craig hug each other)
 * George Jacqueline: You know each other? And your name is Stephanie?
 * Craig: Course we do. We are...
 * Stephanie and Craig: (both jump up) Master Heroes!
 * George Jacqueline: Er, sorry I'm not with you. Master Heroes? You guys are heroes and masters?
 * Stephanie: Yes, George. And yes my name is Stephanie.
 * George Jacqueline: (looks at Stephanie and gasps) Stephanie is a wonderful name. It was my grandmother's name. (shake his head) Anyway, what are you doing around here... Stephanie?
 * Stephanie: Well, I came here to find someone who could help us save the world. We don't enough Master Heroes and that's when YOU come in.
 * George Jacqueline: Me?
 * Stephanie: Yes. You. Master Heroes are considered the most powerful, energetic and extraordinary heroes the world has ever seen or heard of. And we are gathering more Master Heroes to create the largest team of heroes the world has ever seen. We need your help.
 * George Jacqueline: *Sighs* That seems hard Stephanie. I'm only 14. I don't know if I can do it.
 * Stephanie: Don't worry George. (puts her hand on George's shoulder) I'm sure with help from me and Craig and few other of our friends, you will be a brilliant hero. You may not be a Master Hero when you defeat your first monster, but through these years, I will be with you to help. I will be your mentor.
 * George Jacqueline: Really?
 * Stephanie: Of course.
 * Craig: Even if you are weak.
 * Stephanie: *Glares*
 * Craig: I mean, we wouldn't be Master Heroes without you. You are a good friend.
 * (A citizen runs past them screaming and more come running too)
 * Craig: Oh my gosh! (pulls out a sandwich from behind his back) I still haven't eaten this sandwich.
 * George Jacqueline: What was that?
 * Stephanie: Come with me! (grabs George and Craig and takes them to hide underneath a park bench)
 * George Jacqueline: What's happening?
 * Stephanie: There's more about the story. Some say that somebody called "The Ancient" explained that he said that one day on a Wednesday on the 25th of a summer month, someone ordinary would become the most special, elegant, extraordinary, and most interesting person in the whole universe. You see, an evil snake/king was fighting The Ancient and blinded him with lava and he stole the powerful axe which would make him the most powerful king in the world.
 * George Jacqueline: Snake?
 * Stephanie: King Axecutioner! The actual name is King Pharrell. But he changed it to make it look more evil.
 * Craig: So, all along, King Pharrell, I mean, King Axe-e-qu-she-ner, is that how it's pronounced?
 * Stephanie: Yes.
 * Craig: ...was never a nice guy after all?
 * Stephanie: No.
 * Craig: Well, I'm good. Catch you later. (George throws a can of soda of him and he falls back making a weird face and gets up) Soda! (picks up the soda and opens it but soda sprays on his face) Ahh! Get it off! I'm allergic to being sprayed at by liquids.
 * George Jacqueline: But you're face isn't swelling up.
 * Stephanie: Can we take this seriously, please?
 * Craig: No. I mean yes.
 * Stephanie: We need to meet a group of Master Heroes in a land in the Sun.
 * George Jacqueline: But the Sun is far away in outer space, plus it's made of fire.
 * Craig: I thought the Sun was made of caramel.
 * George Jacqueline: (punches Craig) Shut it! Anyway, no one can even stand on it.
 * Stephanie: But there is a safe large area where the land is and it gets quite hot. My friend Sponghuck has a spaceship, so we can fly to the Sun. We have to find him and fast.
 * Craig: I don't do fast. Pass. (George punches him) Ow!
 * Stephanie: But it's best to get there fast! And the only way we shall get there.
 * Craig: Where? Sainsbury's?
 * Stephanie: No! The Sunny Grounds. Come on! Let's go!
 * George Jacqueline: Thought you said the Sun.
 * Craig: And I thought I said it was made of caramel.
 * George Jacqueline: You DID (pushes Craig aside) say that you one-eyed cretin!
 * Craig: Don't call me a cretin!
 * Stephanie: Please don't fight. I hate to see anyone fight. And Craig, give George some respect. We are much older than him. He isn't immortal like us.
 * Craig: OK, S.
 * Stephanie: We have to get out of here. And on the way, keep out for small people.
 * Craig: Who? The Clangers?
 * Stephanie: No, not the Clangers. And before you ask, it's not the Wombles either. Anyway, you should know who, Craig.
 * Craig: I wasn't going to say The Wombles.
 * George Jacqueline: Well, what WERE you gonna say then besides The Wombles?
 * Craig: The Doozers.
 * (George, Stephanie and Craig come to a wall of a building)
 * Stephanie: My biplane's up there.
 * George Jacqueline: How do we get up there?
 * Craig: Hmm... See you suckers! (bounces to the top of the building and bounces away)
 * George Jacqueline: Come back here, you moron!
 * Craig: (comes back with a surprised in his eye and his tongue sticking out) My tongue!
 * Stephanie: Craig, why is your tongue sticking out?
 * George Jacqueline: Did you accidentally taste a stone?
 * Craig: (streches his tongue and it goes back in his mouth) No, I got a cramp in my tongue. Due to surprisement. I found Stephanie's biplane. (pulls out a cow in a can) And a cow in a can. (shakes the cow in a can and it moos)
 * Stephanie: Well, let us up then.
 * Craig: I would if there was a... (sees a ladder) ...ladder! *Calls out* I found a ladder!
 * (The screen fades then reveals the damaged plane, but George, Stephanie and Craig make it out alive)
 * Craig: Well, we're alive.
 * Stephanie: Yeah! But my plane is damaged. We shall have to continue to find him on foot.
 * George Jacqueline: It will take hours. Plus I might here Craig's annoying noises like-
 * Craig: Guys, what do you prefer - an opera singing frog... (in opera voice) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT! ...or a really annoying kookaburra? AUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUT... GREASE FIRE!!!
 * George Jacqueline: Like those.
 * Stephanie: Come on, walking is the only way. Don't worry, the sooner we're there, the sooner we can stop walking.
 * George Jacqueline: OK.
 * Craig: (reveals wearing a one-eyed sunglass and an eggplant for a microphone singing "Old Time Rock And Roll" by Bob Seger while the song plays) Just take those old records off the shelf, I sit and listen to 'em by myself, Today's music ain't got the same soul, I like that old time rock and roll!
 * George Jacqueline: Craig stop singing that song.
 * Craig: OK, I'll sing this one. (I Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode plays) When I'm with you baby, I go out of my head, And I just can't ge...
 * George Jacqueline: No, no, no, don't sing anything!
 * Craig: OK. I'll stick with my kookaburra noise. AUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUT... GREASE FIRE!!!
 * George Jacqueline: I'll put YOU on fire with grease in a minute. That's not even the sound a kookaburra makes.
 * Craig: What about this? Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha!
 * George Jacqueline: That's Woody Woodpecker. Can you do me a favour and just shut the big hole below your nose?! I can't take it. *Sniffs*
 * Stephanie: George! (comforts him) Craig, just shut your mouth!
 * Craig: OK. I will shut my mouth. (zips his mouth)
 * George Jacqueline: Of course. He actually zips it shut. Craig's nuts. Now let's get to Sponghuck. It will take 10 minutes, right? (A "3 Hours Later" timecard is shown, then George is hot and tired and Stephanie is feeling normal and Craig jumps up and down and flaps his arms)
 * George Jacqueline: Has it been 10 minutes yet?
 * Stephanie: Don't worry. We will get there. I promise from my heart. (puts her hand on her chest)
 * Craig: KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!!
 * George Jacqueline: Grrr! I can't take it anymore! Stephanie, try and shut him up will yous?
 * Stephanie: Oh yes I got this. (picks up a cactus)
 * Craig: KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKAB...(Stephanie hits Craig with the cactus and he flies off-screen) Ow, ah, ow!
 * George Jacqueline: You are super strong!
 * Stephanie: Well you know... (her cheeks turn blue) *Giggles* That's kind of you.
 * George Jacqueline: So what's the plan?
 * Stephanie: We need to get across this empty desert and get across a large sea to find Sponghuck.
 * George Jacqueline: Well that seems...
 * Stephanie: Gasp! (grabs George and Craig and all three hide behind a tall rock) *Whispers* Balloonions. Don't worry. I got this. (pulls out a gun that shoots fireworks) This should stop them.
 * George Jacqueline: Woah! A gun that shoots... fireworks?
 * Balloonion: Hey Albert, think it's about time we got back to the castle eh?
 * Albert: I suppose so.
 * Stephanie: Hasta la vista. (fires the firework gun)
 * Albert: Nothing went wrong this time unlike last we... (a firework hits him and he explodes into fireworks)
 * Balloonion: Albert! No! Go ahead! Whoever shot that firework, shoot me t... (explodes into fireworks after a firework hits him but his mouth piece remains) Well, that's the end of me.
 * George Jacqueline: Are they gone?
 * Craig: KOOKABURRA!
 * George Jacqueline: (punches Craig) Not you shut up!
 * Stephanie: We're fine. Those were the Balloonions I was talking about. But it's safe to carry on. Come on. (they tiptoe past while Craig still bounces up and down flapping his arms) So, as I as saying, we need to get across this empty desert and get across a large sea to find Sponghuck. He works in a bar and he will take us to a gas station.
 * Craig: A gas station? I thought you said he had a spaceship, not a car.
 * George Jacqueline: Or a bus.
 * Craig: Or a lorry.
 * George Jacqueline: Or a bike.
 * Craig: Bikes don't run on gas, you idiot! (punches George's leg)
 * George Jacqueline: Ow! Why you...!
 * (George and Craig start fighting)
 * Stephanie: Stop!! Enough! He works in a juice bar near the gas station, so after I talk to him, we meet at the gas station where we find his spaceship and blast off into outer space, so he can take us to the Sunny Grounds so we can find the Ancient.
 * (George, Stephanie and Craig reach the sea)
 * George Jacqueline: The sea. Now, how do we get across?
 * Craig: I found a boat! (Craig appears next to a boat)
 * Stephanie: Perfect!
 * George Jacqueline: Let's go. (gets onto the boat and so does Stephanie) *Sighs* How long will it take?
 * Stephanie: Bout 2 hours.
 * George Jacqueline: WHAT?! Are you insane?! But, it's kind of OK, cause... I'm with you. You will protect me.
 * Stephanie: Course I will. (puts her hand on George's shoulder) That's what mentors do. Protect younger people and I am very protective. Now let's go.
 * (Craig gets some oars and starts rowing the boat)
 * Craig: *Whistles* What the... (A sign reads "DANGER Sharks!) Guys, I saw a sign!
 * Stephanie: What? What did it say?
 * Craig: It said... er... "DANGER... Sparks!" Yeah, sparks! Sparks.
 * George Jacqueline: Sparks? Craig, what kind of sign are you reading?
 * Craig: That one over there. Next to that spotty rock.
 * George Jacqueline: How can rocks be... Craig that rock is covered in dots.
 * Craig: Spots. Dots. They're the same things.
 * George Jacqueline: So the sign... Craig *Laughs* that says "DANGER... Sharks!", not "Sparks".
 * Craig: Wait, if the sign reads to warn us about sharks, does that mean...
 * (A shark pops from the water and roars at the three)
 * All: Ahh! (they hold each other in fear)
 * George Jacqueline: Will I be OK?
 * Stephanie: Yes, just let me and Craig take this one, OK?
 * George Jacqueline: OK.
 * Stephanie: Craig use your lasers. (Craig picks up a razor) No, not a razor, your lasers.
 * (Craig picks up a blazer)
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, she said "your lasers", not a blazer. (Craig picks up multiple things like a remote, a sandwich, a fork and then one of the oars) No. No. No. No! (points to his eye)
 * Craig: You want me to blink? (George points to his eye again) You want me to poke myself in the eye?
 * George Jacqueline: Yes, I... No! Forget it, let's try something else.
 * Craig: We could try my lasers.
 * George Jacqueline: We tried your lasers, but you keep picking up objects that rhyme with laser.
 * Craig: Good idea, let's use my lasers.
 * (George puts his hand on his face) *Sighs*
 * Craig: (snaps his fingers) Oh, idea! (puts his hand in the water and grabs a seahorse by the tail) Voila. (the seahorse flaps around in Craig's arms while he makes a really weird turkey sound) (he then slams the seahorse onto the boat puts it to his ear to hear it's heartbeat) It's dead. Hey, punk!
 * (the shark turns around)
 * Craig: Eat this!
 * (Craig throws the seahorse but it hits the shark gently and the shark devours the seahorse whole)
 * Craig: Oh no. I don't think he wanted a seahorse. He probably wanted a swordfish. Or a lobster. Or a stingray. Yes, a stingray! I have one. (pulls out a model of the Stingray submarine)
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, that's a model of Stingray from the TV show with the same name.
 * Craig: You mean the one that was the first British TV programme filmed in colour?
 * George Jacqueline: You guessed it.
 * George Jacquline: I have had a worrying days throughout my life, like the day I lost my parents.
 * Craig: But they did turn up right?
 * Stephanie: Craig, I think he means they died.
 * Craig: What colour were they dyed?
 * George Jacqueline: No, Craig. They died in a bus crash.
 * Craig: So, they were dyed "bus colour"?
 * Craig: Hey, look! A smoothie bar! Smoothies! Wa-hey! (bounces fast to the smoothie bar)
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, get back here.
 * Craig: You'll have to catch me first! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
 * George Jacqueline: He's trouble that guy. Mad, crazy and above all... just plain dumb, dumb and -
 * Stephanie: Dumb?
 * George Jacqueline: Yes, dumb.
 * Craig: (goes inside the smoothie bar) Ooh. Look at this place. Huh?
 * (Sponghuck is seen cleaning some glasses)
 * Craig: (knocks the table) Excuse me?
 * Sponghuck: (stops cleaning and is revealed to have a moustache on) Can I help you?
 * Craig: (after a 5 and a half second pause) I need to use the bathroom.
 * Sponghuck: It's right there.
 * (The bathroom door is next to Craig's right-hand side)
 * Craig: Thanks. (goes into the bathroom)
 * (Stephanie and George go into the smoothie bar)
 * George Jacqueline: We're in!
 * Stephanie: OK, I will go and talk to Sponghuck and you make sure no enemies are coming.
 * George Jacqueline: OK, then. Shall I look on all sides?
 * Stephanie: Just look out for any enemies. I will talk to Sponghuck.
 * George Jacqueline: OK. (takes off his head and holds it out the door)
 * Stephanie: No, not like that!
 * George Jacqueline: (puts his head back on) We are not being watched! *Gasps*
 * (Everyone in the bar is staring at George and Stephanie)
 * George Jacqueline: Uhh... (picks up a take away cup of smoothie and drinks it in one go, then scrunches it up with his head and puts it in his mouth, after a few seconds here spits it out and it flies into the bin)
 * (The crowd is amazed by George's performance and continues what they are doing)
 * Crusty: What a talented follow, eh?
 * Sneezy: Yes. *Sneezes* Shall we continue our game of Snap?
 * Crusty: Sure, why not?
 * Stephanie: (walks up to the table) Psst, Sponghuck?
 * Sponghuck: What? How do you know my name? Who are you anyway?
 * Stephanie: It's me. Stephanie.
 * Sponghuck: Stephanie Cole off Coronation Street?
 * Stephanie: No, we were a fighting team during the battles from the 70s.
 * Sponghuck: Hm? Stephanie? (takes off his moustache) I haven't seen you since 1979 during that fight with the Devil Slime Monster.
 * (The customers stare at Sponghuck and Stephanie)
 * Sponghuck: (holds up a Wispa Mint Bullet Gun) What are you punks looking at?
 * The Bar Customers: Nothing, nothing. Sorry. We didn't mean too.
 * Sponghuck: Good. Because this gun shoots Cadbury's Wispa Mint and you don't want any mint in your eyes.
 * Crusty: I love mint. And chocolate.
 * Sneezy: I guess your right.
 * Crusty: I'm not white, I'm... well pie colour.
 * Sneezy: I said "right", not "white".
 * Crusty: Does it look like I was born yesterday?
 * Sneezy: No, can we just play Snap?
 * Crusty: OK. (Crusty places a card down)
 * Sponghuck: Anyway, why are you here?
 * Stephanie: I brought George here to help us stop King Axecutioner.
 * Sponghuck: Really?
 * George Jacqueline: Uh, yep.
 * Craig: (comes out the bathroom) Hey guys, what's shaking? (Sponghuck gets mad and grabs Craig and puts him on the table, threatening to punch him) AHH!
 * Sponghuck: (points to George) You! Do you know this guy?
 * George Jacqueline: Yes, that's Craig. My best friend. Now let him go.
 * Sponghuck: Hmm. Fine, whatever. Your free to go... Strange Blue Egg Guy with a Silver Top Hat.
 * Craig: Or you could call me by my actual name which is Craig.
 * George Jacqueline: Pardon me, Mr. Ancient!
 * Tyler: Yes?
 * George Jacqueline: Where do you keep your cupcake trays?
 * Tyler: Why?
 * George Jacqueline: The cupcakes I made wouldn't cook in the pasta machine, it only makes them flat and then shreds them. (Tylers stares at him) Fine, I'll make some Strawberry Swiss Rolls. Where's the frying pan?
 * Tyler: What do you need a frying pan for, George?
 * George Jacqueline: To... wait how did you know my name is George?
 * Tyler I know everyone and everything.
 * George Jacqueline: You know everything?
 * Tyler: Yes.
 * Craig: What's the capital city of Peru?
 * Tyler: Lima.
 * George Jacqueline: Who voiced the title character in the 1987 British children's TV show Count Duckula?
 * Tyler: David Jason.
 * Craig: Which car rental company has the slogan "We try harder"?
 * Tyler: Avis for 50 years up until 2012.
 * George Jacqueline: Who was the twelve person to die trying to climb Mount Everest?
 * Tyler: Maurice Wilson.
 * Craig: One more. Er... In SpongeBob SquarePants, who is SpongeBob's best friend?
 * Tyler: Patrick Star. Easy-peasy. See told you.
 * Craig: Wow! How DOES know everything.

More coming soon... More coming soon... More coming soon... More coming soon... More coming soon... More coming soon... More coming soon... More coming soon... More coming soon... More coming soon...
 * Craig: (bounces to a coffee table and finds a Zippo lighter) Ooh. (picks up the Zippo lighter, opens it and turns it on) Wow. This thing makes fire. Brrr! *Shivers* My head is still cold! Ahh, but this will warm it up. (puts the Zippo Lighter on his head and his hair catches fire) Ahh. AHHHH!!! I'n on fire! Help! (moves quickly to a bottle of lemonade) *Pants* Ahh, lemonade. (shakes the lemonade bottle and the lid explodes off with lemonade rocketing out) Oh! (the lemonade falls down on Craig's head putting out the fire) Phew, the fire's gone. But how do I stop the lemonade rocketing out?! I know! (puts the bottle in his mouth and takes it out empty, but belches loudly and flies into the air, stopping when he hits the fridge)
 * Sponghuck: (sees a very dirty frying pan, then walks to a sink and picks up some washing liquid) Hmm... I wonder. (squeezes some into his body and puts the frying pan in his mouth, swallows it and swishes it then takes it out his mouth and it sparkles)
 * Tyler: He tried to steal a very strong and powerful axe. That's when we met up here (the scene changes to some parrots dancing while "The Birdie Song" by The Tweets plays) No, not here! (changes to the outside ofba fiery cave) Here! Only it was the inside. (a lava pit is shown under a rock bridge)
 * Craig: How's this?
 * George Jacqueline: Brilliant Craig, you look just like a Balloonion.
 * Scooter: Do I?
 * Sponghuck: Yes, but slightly rounder.
 * Scooter: Oh, right. *Whispers* Come on Craig. To the Control Room.
 * Scooter: OK, Craig, we're close but there are... (knocking can be heard and Craig is revealed to be knocking a nail onto a picture of Craig eating a hamburger) Craig! What are you doing with that hammer?
 * Craig: I'm using it to make sure this picture won't fall off. Don't you know what gravity is?
 * Scooter: How did it get there in the first place?
 * Craig: I might have ruined a picture and replaced it with another?
 * Scooter: What?! (grabs Craig) Come on!
 * Scooter: Excuse us fellow Balloonions.
 * Balloonion 1: Yes?
 * Craig: Er, what was my line?
 * Scooter: (puts his hand on his face) *Whispers* Can we go into the Control Room, OK?
 * Craig: Oh right. Can we go into the Control Room?
 * Balloonion 2: Well, if you can show us your best acts, starting with... you! (points to Scooter)
 * Scooter: Me? Well, OK. (pirouettes and jumps up and lands on his hands and turns right side up)
 * Balloonion 2: Now you small fry.
 * Craig: OK. (pulls out a tiny trumpet and plays "William Tell Overture then does a long note for bout 9 seconds)
 * Scooter: Will you stop playing that tiny trumpet?
 * Craig: Er... (stops playing and hides the tiny trumpet behind his back) What trumpet? This is my ice cream cone from the ice cream I had earlier. Anyway, well?
 * Balloonions: Hmm...
 * Balloonion 2: OK, go ahead.
 * George Jacqueline: (whispers into walkie talkie) Craig, come on buddy! Deactivate the shield.
 * Craig: Deactivate the shield.
 * George Jacqueline: (whispers) Now!
 * Craig: Deactivate the shield!
 * Computer: Searching for holidays in Burkina Faso.
 * Craig: That's not what I said! Deactivate the shield! You know what the heck I want! You must really hate people!
 * Computer: Downloading complete series of The Flintstones.
 * Craig: Grrr... Hold on a minute! (pushes buttons reapeatedly) There.
 * Computer: Here are the top ten facts about KFC's Krushems.
 * George Jacqueline: Come on Craig, what are you doing?
 * Craig: It's going crazy and is not LISTENING TO ME!! (repeatedly pushes buttons)
 * Computer: What language shall I translate for the SAPO website?
 * Craig: Deactivate the SHIELD!!!
 * Scooter: Let me try. (pushes Craig aside and clears throat) (in German) Deaktivieren sie bitte den schirm, Computer.
 * Craig: Are you crazy, Scooter, that's not gonna...
 * Computer: Deactivating shield.
 * Craig: What? How did you know speaking German would deactivate the shield?
 * Scooter: Just thought speaking a different language would solve this problem.
 * Craig: We did it! Yeah! We deactivated the shield!
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, hurry! You and Scooter get out!
 * Craig: OK. Scooter, come on!
 * Scooter: Let's get out! Our disguises are coming off!
 * (They run out the control room, but they sees lots of Balloonions with guns)
 * Craig and Scooter: Uh oh.
 * George Jacqueline: (jumps onto glass block with axe in and puts dynamite on) OK Sponghuck, let's blow it up. Stephanie, I'm ready.
 * Stephanie: (into walkie talkie) OK. I gotta get out! (pants and runs out the door and bumps into Josie) Josie? (lots of Balloonions with guns are surrounding the girls)
 * Josie: Oh no.
 * Stephanie: (into walkie talkie) George, I gotta go. Aboard the mission! Aboard the mission! Me and Josie are surrounded! (radio dies)
 * George Jacqueline: Stephanie? Stephanie! No!!
 * Balloonion: *Whistles then Gasps* Intruders! (Balloonions hold up guns)
 * Sponghuck: Oh, dang. Take this! (presses his Wispa Mint Bullet Gun put nothing comes out it) Uh oh.
 * Bash: We're in trouble now. *Laughs*
 * Sponghuck: Stop laughing.
 * (Craig, Stephanie, Scooter, Josie and Bash are being taken to the Prisoner Room)
 * Craig: Help!
 * Stephanie: Let us go!
 * Josie: This isn't right.
 * Bash: I know! *Laughs*
 * Scooter: I'm starving. If only I had something to eat. (a sandwich lands on Scooter's head and gets knocked out)
 * (They are in the Prisoner Room and find all the Master Heroes captured)
 * Nick: Help us.
 * Amcho: We don't like this.
 * Burger: I'm scared Bergy.
 * Bergy: Me too Burger.
 * BlockSnake: I'm three times more scared than both of you put together.
 * Burger: We are put together. We're conjoined twins.
 * BlockSnake: I knew that.
 * Stephanie: Wait, where's George?
 * Josie: I don't know, but Tyler's missing as well.
 * Scooter: I wonder where they are?
 * (George and Tyler are revealed hiding under King Axecutioner's bed to escape the enemies)
 * George Jacqueline: What do we do Mr. Ancient?
 * Tyler: We have to free the others. Hurry! To the Prisoner Room! (runs to the door but bumps into it and falls down) Don't worry, I'll be OK.
 * (meanwhile in the Prisoner Room)
 * King Axecutioner: Axebot, DESTROY THEM!!
 * Axebot: Yes sir! (charges towards George and his friends)
 * Sponghuck: No. Time to fire Cadbury's Wispa Mint. What I know is Axebot can't stand mint.
 * Stephanie: Wait, Sponghuck!
 * Sponghuck: Taste this steaming scrap iron! (fires multiple Cadbury Wispa Mint bars at Axebot and he starts to suffocate and then he slips and falls)
 * Axebot: Ouch. *Sniffs* Mint? (Axebot faints)
 * Sponghuck: Ha! You lose King Axecutioner. You see guys, no one can get passed this guy. I am indestructibl... (gets stabbed in the back by Axebot's axe)
 * (Everyone even Hank, Hikouki and Roger gasps and King Axecutioner and Axebot cackle with happiness)
 * George Jacqueline: Sponghuck!
 * Sponghuck: (collapses onto the ground) *Coughs* George, come closer.
 * George Jacqueline: Yes?
 * Sponghuck: Take this. (throws his Wispa Mint gun to George)
 * King Axecutioner: Axebot, get my axe.
 * Axebot: Sir, yes sir! (races towards the edge and jumps) I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it.
 * Scooter: Something tells me he's not going to make.
 * Axebot: (falls towards a wall) I'm not gonna make it! I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!! (crashes into the wall into pieces)
 * King Axecutioner: No! Not Axebot! Balloonions, get my axe!
 * Balloonions: Yes sir! (they arrive with King Axecutioner's axe)
 * Stephanie: You wanna fight? I will give you a fight. And to make this look like a battle, I will sumon a replica of my spear. (summons a replica of her spear from her pearl and throws it to King Axecutioner) Good ahead, fight me!
 * King Axecutioner: As you wish. (Picks up the spear and holds it pointing to Stephanie and does the same)
 * Craig: Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. Guys, come on, chant.
 * Scooter: OK.
 * Josie: If you say so.
 * Everyone Else except George: Fight, fight fight...
 * George Jacqueline: You got this Stephanie! I could learn a few things from you.
 * (Stephanie and King Axecutioner fight repeatedly with the spears) (King Axecutioner swings to trip Stephanie over, but misses)
 * Stephanie: Missed me.
 * (King Axecutioner swipes Stephanie's spear out of her hand and throws it) (Then, he nearly stabs Stephanie, but she does a knee slide and jumps back up holding her spear) (Then, King Axecutioner whistles to two Balloonions who stretch him and he flings towards Stephanie who then hits him on the side of his head)
 * Stephanie: Nice try. I win Round 1.
 * George Jacqueline: You go, girl! You have the skills! You are cool!
 * Stephanie: Well, (blushes) *Laughs embarrassingly* you are so, kind for saying that. One does try their best.
 * King Axecutioner: I demand a rematch.
 * Stephanie: Your on.
 * King Axecutioner: Excellent.
 * (Stephanie and King Axecutioner fight again)
 * George Jacqueline: That's really, really cool.
 * Stephanie: (looks at George while still fighting) You see, to become a brilliant hero, you need power, skill and courage. And I am such a skilled sword and spear fighter! (pokes King Axecutioner's eye nearly taking it out) Combine power, skill and courage together, you become a brilliant, sensational Master Hero. But the most important is to wait for the perfect time to... (stabbing sound can be heard) *Gasps*
 * George Jacqueline: *Gasps*
 * Craig: Oh my.
 * Tyler: That isn't good.
 * Scooter: Oh no.
 * (Stephanie is revealed to have been stabbed by her King Axecutioner)
 * George Jacqueline: *Gasps* Stephanie?
 * Stephanie: *Giggles nervously*  Whoopsie, Daisy. George, it's okay. I am gonna be just... (suddenly disappears and her pearl falls on the ground)
 * George Jacqueline: Stephanie! *Cries* No-o-o! Stephanie! I just- I wanted to- I-
 * Josie: Don't worry George, she will be OK.
 * George Jacqueline: Sorry, I'm not with you.
 * Tyler: Stephanie's retreated into the pearl in her forhead to regenerate.
 * George Jacqueline: She will be OK?
 * Tyler: Of course.
 * Craig: Unless of course the pearl gets destroyed, then Stephanie could die permanently before the regeneration is complete.
 * George Jacqueline: What?
 * Everyone except George and King Axecutioner: Craig!
 * Craig: Sorry.
 * King Axecutioner: And now that I took her down, I'm gonna kill the rest of you. Balloonions! Bring me that oil drum full of magic melted steel.
 * Balloonions: Yes, King Axecutioner.
 * King Axecutioner: You guys just crossed the line. And now you are all going to die. (drinks the whole oil drum of magic melted steel) (after bout 10 seconds, he transforms into a giant robot) Now where were we? *Cackles*
 * Josie: George! Your sword and shield.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh yeah. (pulls out his sword and shield) Time to end this.
 * (King Axecutioner, now in robot form, slams one of his fists onto the ground and nearly crushes George)
 * Scooter: George, look out!
 * George Jacqueline: What? Oh my gosh! (manages to avoid getting crushed) OK, punk. Taste this! (throws his sword at King Axecutioner but it only pokes him gently him and falls back down)
 * King Axecutioner: Ha! I felt that like was a drawing pin.
 * George Jacqueline: Everyone activate weapons!
 * (George gets his sword shield ready and the others get their weapons - Craig's laser guns and laser eye, Tyler's fists, Scooter's ice claws, Josie's crocodile skull and whipping ropes and Bash's Pepper Gun)
 * (King Axecutioner roars so loud and scary)
 * George Jacqueline: Raa.
 * (Everyone else gasp)
 * George Jacqueline: Let's take him down.
 * (Everyone runs towards him with their weapons while Hank, Hikouki and Roger watch)
 * George Jacqueline: Wait for his fists to go down, then attack him.
 * Scooter: He's too powerful!
 * Bash: There's no way to stop him! *Laughs*
 * King Axecutioner: Good! Because once I killed all of you and I mean ALL of you... I will take over the world and everyone shall give me what I want!! *Cackles*
 * George Jacqueline: What do I do now? I'm weaponless. Huh? (sees Stephanie's spear) *Gasps* Just like Stephanie! Guys, I got an idea! (picks up the spear)
 * Craig: George, what are you doing?
 * George Jacqueline: I'm gonna fight like Stephanie!
 * (George runs on King Axecutioner's arm and repeatedly pokes and slashes King Axecutioner with Stephanie's spear)
 * George Jacqueline: Yes. Brilliant.
 * Tyler: *Calls out* George! Set the spear to electric mode and throw it at his chest!
 * George Jacqueline: OK. (sets the spear to electric mode) Time to end this.
 * (George throws the spear) (The spear stabs King Axecutioner which electrifies him and he turns back to normal after a few seconds) (The spear falls but Scooter catches it)
 * Josie: Look!
 * King Axecutioner: Ooh. My chest. Huh? NO! You fools! Huh? (King Axecutioner falls) Ahh! Huh? Uh oh. (lava is below) *Screams loudly* (King Axecutioner falls into the lava, killing him)
 * George Jacqueline: Yeah! We did it!
 * Craig: Way to go, George!
 * Tyler: I always believed in you George.
 * Josie: We all did.
 * Scooter: And I believe Stephanie believed in you as well.
 * George Jacqueline: Yeah, your right. (takes the pearl put of his pocket and sighs) Now, we must get home and wait for the regeneration.
 * Tyler: Let's go then guys.
 * Scooter: Yes! This way to the helicopter! (skates to the viewers's left-hand side off-screen) Oh, the entrance to the castle is on the other side. (skates to the edge of the castle's roof and the others run behind him)
 * Roger: How... how will we get across?
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, what have you got?
 * Craig: I will summon a bridge.
 * (Craig makes a third red pulse beam and summons a bridge which leads to below the castle's roof and the drawbridge)
 * Hikouki: Yes!
 * Tyler: We can escape!
 * George Jacqueline: (after a brief stare) Let's go.
 * (Everyone safey makes it to the bottom of the castle near the entrance and run towards Scooter'a helicopter)
 * (The sun rises the next day and George walks downstairs into the kitchen and looks at the pearl on the small cushion)
 * George Jacqueline: *Sighs*
 * (Then, the pearl started to glow very bright and George looked up)
 * George Jacqueline: The pearl. The pearl!
 * Everyone Else: George!
 * Tyler: What's going on?
 * George Jacqueline: The pearl is finally glowing!
 * Craig: Oh, sorry I had my flashlight on. (pulls a flashlight from his back, then turns it off)
 * George Jacqueline: No, not that glow. This glow!
 * (light shines from the pearl onto the ceiling and Stephanie regenerates)
 * George Jacqueline: I can't believe it!
 * Craig: I know. Tom Hanks played the title character in Forrest Gump.
 * George Jacqueline: Forget that. Stephanie's back.
 * Stephanie: There we go. Good as new. (George hugs her) Oof! *Giggles* (hugs George too) Missed me?
 * George Jacqueline: Of course I did. It took a long time, but you are here.
 * Stephanie: Yes, I know.
 * George Jacqueline: You know guys, I may not be a professional Master Hero like you, but I feel like a hero inside. And I wanted to say thank you. And I guess you will all be off now to protect more of the world.
 * Scooter: Well...
 * Josie: ...actually...
 * Tyler: ...we had...
 * Bash: ...something else in mind.