Sesame Street lip balm/Rubber Duckie (Bert's version) (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum as Bert
 * Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango as Ernie

Lyrics
Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Oh, these are beauties. Oh, I love spending time alone with my paperclip collection.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Oh, there you are, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. Hey, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. I need your help, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: What is it, Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Well, I need for you to sing the "Rubber Duckie" song to my rubber duckie.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Oh, Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango, please, I'm busy.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: But, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. It's important, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: (heavy sigh) Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango, what is so important? Huh? What is so important about singing to your duck?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Well, I'll tell you, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Is it more important than my paperclips?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Well, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, I was just thinking.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Do I ask you to sing to my paperclips?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, I was thinking.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: (sighs)

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I was thinking, what if I should have to go away somewhere? And what if I can't bring Rubber Duckie with me and there's no one to sing to Rubber Duckie?

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Where would you possibly go?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Well, gee, what if I suddenly had to go around the world, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, or something like that, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum? And Rubber Duckie would get so sad, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. Rubber Duckie would get so sad, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: All right.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: And he needs somebody to sing to him, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, right? Right, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum? See there, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum? Look. Just thinking about it, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. Just thinking about it has made him so sad, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: But what if I had to go around the world, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum?

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: You could sing to him, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Hmm?

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: All right.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: You'll do it?

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: You win.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Great!

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Fine.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Mm-hmm?

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Okay?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Okay.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: (heavy sigh)

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Now, all you have to do is just practice, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: All right, what do I do?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I think this will be a great time to practice.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: All right, fine. Let's get it over with, okay?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Okay.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: I'll sing the "Rubber Duckie" song, but just one time, Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango. And then that is it. I'm going back to my paperclip collection, okay?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Sure, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. Now sing.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: (heavy sigh)

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, sing from the heart, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: All right, all right.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Okay, sing it to Rubber Duckie.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: (sighs) (rushed singing) Rubber Duckie, you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Bo-bo-bo-di-oh.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Do I have to do that?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Bo-bo-bo-di-oh.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: (singing) Bo-bo-bo-di-oh. (spoken) All right?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Okay, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, that was not bad for a first time, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. But we need more feeling, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: (sighs)

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: He's a very sensitive little duck.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Rubber Duckie, joy of joys. When I squeeze you, you make noise. Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend. It's true.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Okay, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, now let 'er rip!

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Oh! Rubber Duckie, you're so fine. ( Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Oh, yeah! ) And I'm glad that you are mine! ( Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Yes! ) Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you!

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Okay, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, now give us a big finish!

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: (spoken) Hey, stand back! ( Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Come on, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum! ) (singing) Rubber duckie, ( Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Yeah! ) you're so fine. Yes, sir! And I'm lucky that you're mine! ( Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Oh, yeah! ) Rubber Duckie, I'd like a whole pond of... Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond...( Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Bring it home, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum! ) ...of you! (laughing)

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Oh, oh, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, that was great, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. Oh, oh. Yes, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, that was so great. I think you touched his little duckie heart, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Oh, yeah. You know what, Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango? I really enjoyed that. It was fun. I feel like singing to your Rubber Duckie again. Okay, here we go.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Uh...

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: (singing) Rubber Duckie...

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: What? What?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Wait a second, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. We can't do that, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, because Rubber Duckie and I have to return a book to the library.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Well, leave Rubber Duckie here. I'll sing to him.

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: No, no, no.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: (singing) Rubber Duck...

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: What? What?

Abby Cadabby's Magical Mango: I don't think so, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum. You see, I'm not really ready to leave my Rubber Duckie with anyone else. See ya, Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come back. I liked singing to your duckie. We established a relationship. (sad sigh)