Muppets/The Thing Song (from The Letter People)

Cast

 * Marvin Suggs as The Thing

Lyrics
Marvin Suggs: Oh, I'm the thing. I'm the real thing. I can dance. Take a chance on me. Take a chance on me. Oh, I'm the thing. I'm the real thing. I've got two sounds and new sounds to sing. There's new sounds to sing. B is the same sound for "bands", "bees" and "bows". B is my new sound, here's how it goes. (laughing, applause) Thank you! Thank you! I'm the thing. I'm the real thing. I can dance. Take a chance. Take a chance on me. (applause)