Muppet Sing-Alongs/Elmo the King (from Basil Hears a Noise)

Cast

 * Fozzie Bear (from It's Not Easy Being Green) as Basil
 * Billy Bunny (from Billy Bunny's Animal Songs) as Elmo
 * Lindy (from Things That Fly) as Tailor
 * Clifford (from It's Not Easy Being Green) as Trumpeter
 * Statler and Waldorf (from Muppet Treasure Island) as Two-Headed Monster
 * Gophers (from Billy Bunny's Animal Songs) as Honkers
 * Frogs (from Billy Bunny's Animal Songs) as Anything Muppets
 * Raccoons (from Billy Bunny's Animal Songs) as Sheep
 * Clueless Morgan and Polly Lobster (from Muppet Treasure Island) as Chip and Dip
 * Spotted Dick, Old Tom, Walleye Pike, Calico, Mudwell the Mudbunny, Black Dog, Mr. Curly Twirly, One-Eyed Jack, Shark, Clams and Fish (from Muppet Treasure Island) as AM Monsters
 * Mad Monty (from Muppet Treasure Island) as The Wolf
 * Penguins (from It's Not Easy Being Green) as Birds
 * Rowlf the Dog (from It's Not Easy Being Green) as Dog
 * Cecil Bear (from It's Not Easy Being Green) as Bear
 * Miss Piggy, Spa'am and Big Snort (from Muppet Treasure Island) as Pigs
 * The Termite (from Billy Bunny's Animal Songs) as Fred the Wonder Horse
 * The Porcupine (from Billy Bunny's Animal Songs) as Cow
 * The Turtle (from Billy Bunny's Animal Songs) as Turtle

Lyrics
Billy Bunny: Wait, wait. Yoo-hoo. Pardon me. Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. Excuse me. Will everybody be quiet? King Billy Bunny hears a noise.

Vicki: Well, thank goodness, it's only a little shepherd.

Billy Bunny: Oh, shepherd not very scary. Hey, hey, hey. Shepherd even look brave.

Pozzie Bear: Wait. But excuse me, but where are we and who are you?

Billy Bunny: Ahem. We are the creatures of the forest.

Lindy: Yeah, and are we ever glad to see you.

Fozzie Bear: You are?

Gonzo: Strange things have been happening.

Vicki: Yes, someone keeps playing tricks on us.

Fozzie Bear: Tricks? What kind of tricks?

Vicki: Hey, Billy. You just tell him what happened.

Billy Bunny: Okay. Ahem. Oh, Billy's my name and Billy the King and the kingdom should be a magnificent thing Billy has splendid gown and a mace I'll fill it with elegance, style and grace But also today, Billy wearing a frown as King Billy slept, Last night someone crept into Billy's chambers and sat on the crown.

Everyone: As King Billy left, last night someone crept, into Billy's chambers and sat on the crown.

Lindy: Good day. I'm the tailor and I make the clothes. And not long ago, I've got some trousers arose. Oh, I've been making trousers for all the townsfolk. When somebody sew up the legs for a joke. But it isn't funny. It makes me see red. For to my dismay, they just fit one way. And how would you like to wear pants on your head?

Everyone: For to his dismay, they just fit one way, and how would you like to wear pants on your head?

Clifford: Oh, I'm Clifford the trumpeter. Music's my thing. I'll blow this and people make way for the king. It's a very good job if you're musically fit being King Billy's accompaniment. But now what I do makes me sad and forlorn because just yesterday when I was away. Somebody did something bad to my horn.

Everyone: Because just yesterday when he was away, somebody did something bad to his horn.

Billy Bunny: Oh, there used to be laughter and happiness here. But now it's the kingdom, our specialties fear. It's just that we never know what to expect.

Clueless Morgan and Polly Lobster : If you call us scaredy pirates, you'll be correct.

Billy Bunny: If you think we like this, you're wrong as can be, Things very tough, And if that's not enough, This morning, this paper was pinned to that tree.

Everyone: Things very tough, and if that's not enough, this morning, this paper was pinned to that tree.

Vicki: Some helpful tips for planning your move.

Lindy: And on top of all this, our bravest knight, Sir Otto, is nowhere to be found.

Fozzie Bear: But that isn't very nice of someone to play tricks on you. What are you going to do?

Billy Bunny: Well, Girl Pirate the Riddler can you answer you any question. A girl pirate can tell us who's playing tricks. Oh, someone has to go to the Fountain of Riddles.

Fozzie Bear: But who?

Billy Bunny: Oh yeah. That's right.

(everyone laughing)

Fozzie Bear: Oh, now just a minute. I'm just a good-hearted little shepherd, not a brave-hearted little shepherd. Sorry.

Billy Bunny: Oh, no. Here we go again.

Lindy: Hey. I know. I can give you a disguise. Yes. I can disguise you as a wandering minstrel, a musician. Yeah, here. There. Now that will keep you safe.

Fozzie Bear: But why would that keep me safe?

Lindy: Well, the only other outfit I have is for a rat catcher.

Fozzie Bear: Oh, well, I sure don't wanna be a rat catcher.

Billy Bunny: Oh, well, good luck then.

Everyone: Goodbye, good luck, goodbye. Goodbye.

Billy Bunny: Good luck finding the Fountain of Riddles.