YTV America/Thomas and Friends Season 3

This is all of Season 3 of this YTV America/Thomas parody, all narrated by George Carlin in restored format.

Cast

 * Ash Ketchum as Thomas
 * Tyson Granger as Edward
 * Leonardo as Henry
 * Jason Lee Scott as Gordon
 * Al Smith as James
 * PaRappa the Rapper as Percy
 * Tai Kamiya as Toby
 * Sonic the Hedgehog as Bertie
 * Coconut Fred as Terence
 * Yugi Moto as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Melinda Glynn as Lady Hatt
 * Lisa Brandon and Stephanie Carlson as Annie and Clarabel
 * Kari Kamiya as Henrietta
 * Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
 * Louis and Dina as Stephen and Bridget Hatt
 * Akiza Izinski as Mrs. Kyndley
 * Kaito Tatsuno as Duck
 * Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong as Donald and Douglas
 * Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse as Bill and Ben
 * Giovanni as Diesel
 * Rick Wheeler as BoCo
 * Falkner as Harold
 * Yoshi as Trevor
 * President Spheros as The Vicar of Wellsworth
 * Sir Cumference as Jem Cole
 * Sandra Larson as Mavis
 * Koji Onishi as Oliver
 * Shadow the Hedgehog as Bulgy
 * Kick the Cyber Cat as Toad

Episodes

 * 1) A Scarf for PaRappa
 * 2) PaRappa's Promise
 * 3) Time for Trouble
 * 4) Jason and the Famous Visitor
 * 5) Donkey Kong's Duck
 * 6) Ash Gets Bumped
 * 7) Ash, PaRappa and the Gyarados
 * 8) Giovanni Does it Again
 * 9) Leonardo's Forest
 * 10) The Trouble with Mud
 * 11) No Joke for Al
 * 12) Ash, PaRappa and the Mail
 * 13) Trust Ash
 * 14) Sandra Larson
 * 15) Tai's Tightrope
 * 16) Tyson, Yoshi and the Really Useful Party
 * 17) Al Goes Buzz, Buzz
 * 18) All at Sea
 * 19) One Good Turn
 * 20) Bigger Characters
 * 21) Escape
 * 22) Koji Owns Up
 * 23) Shadow the Hedgehog
 * 24) Heroes
 * 25) PaRappa, Al and the Fruitful Day
 * 26) Ash and PaRappa's Mountain Adventure

Trivia

 * Stories told by George Carlin in restored format.

A Scarf for PaRappa

 * George Carlin: It was a cold winter's morning on the land of Cartoons. The wind was bitter and the ground hard with frost. Ash and PaRappa were cold and cross.
 * Ash: All I want is a warm boiler.
 * George Carlin: Huffed﻿ Ash.
 * Ash: Firelighter knows that. He's late.
 * PaRappa: He's not late.
 * George Carlin: Replied PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: This weather woke us up early.
 * George Carlin: Gusts of wind swirled round the shed, tossing flakes of snow towards Ash. Then they swooshed round PaRappa too.
 * PaRappa: Why don't we talk about something else?
 * George Carlin: Shivered PaRappa.
 * Ash: Yes.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ash.
 * Ash: Like how silly we'll look when our funnels turn into icicles.
 * PaRappa: That's not funny. Maybe we'll stop feeling cold if we talk about warm things-like sunshine and steam.
 * Ash: And firefighters.
 * George Carlin: Muttered Ash.
 * PaRappa: Scarves!
 * George Carlin: Continued PaRappa.
 * Ash: Scarves?
 * George Carlin: Laughed Ash.
 * Ash: That's what you need, PaRappa. A woolly scarf round your funnel.
 * George Carlin: Ash was only teasing, but PaRappa thought happily about scarves until the firelighter came. Yugi Moto was enjoying hot porridge for breakfast. He was looking forward to taking important visitors on a tour of the railway, and had pressed his special trousers.
 * Yugi: I shall put them in my trunk.
 * George Carlin: Yugi Moto said to his wife.
 * Yugi: And change into them just before the photographs are taken.
 * George Carlin: Then he set off to catch his train. PaRappa was now working hard. His fire was burning nicely, and he had plenty of steam, but he still thought about scarves. He saw them everywhere he went.
 * PaRappa: My funnel's cold! My funnel's cold!
 * George Carlin: He puffed.
 * PaRappa: I want a scarf! I want a scarf!
 * Leonardo: Rubbish, PaRappa!
 * George Carlin: Said Leonardo.
 * Leonardo: Characters don't wear scarves.
 * PaRappa: Characters with proper funnels do.
 * George Carlin: Replied PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: You've only got a small one.
 * George Carlin: Before Leo could answer, PaRappa puffed away. Leo snorted. He was looking forward to pulling the special train. It was time for the photographs. Everyone was excited. Yugi Moto was waiting on the platform for his trousers. They were in a trunk amongst a big load of baggage. The porters were taking the baggage trolley across the line. They were walking backwards to see that nothing fell off. PaRappa was still being cheeky. His driver always shut off steam just outside the station. PaRappa wanted to surprise the coaches by coming in as quietly was he could. But the porters didn't hear him either. PaRappa gave them such a fright that boxes and bags burst everywhere.
 * PaRappa: OH!
 * George Carlin: Groaned PaRappa. Sticky streams of jam trickled down PaRappa's face. A top hat hung on his lamp iron. Worst of all, a pair of trousers coiled lovingly round his funnel. Everyone was very angry. Yugi Moto seized the top hat.
 * Yugi: Mine!
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Yugi: PaRappa, look at this!
 * PaRappa: Yes sir, I am sir.
 * Yugi: My best trousers too.
 * PaRappa: Yes sir, please sir.
 * Yugi: We must pay the passengers for their spoiled clothes, and my trousers are ruined. I hope this will teach you not to play tricks with the coaches.
 * George Carlin: PaRappa went off to the yard. He felt very silly. On the way he met Al.
 * Al: Hello, PaRappa. So you found a scarf, eh? But legs go in trousers, not funnels!
 * George Carlin: And he puffed away to tell Leonardo the news. That evening, Ash and PaRappa were resting in the shed. PaRappa's driver has taken away the trousers and gave PaRappa a good rubdown.
 * Ash: Firelighter's promised to come early tomorrow.
 * George Carlin: Said Ash. Leonardo arrived. He'd enjoyed taking the visitors around and now he felt sorry for PaRappa too.
 * Leonardo: Driver says the weather will be warmer tomorrow. You won't need a scarf, PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: Certainly not!
 * George Carlin: Replied PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: Characters don't need scarves. Characters need warm boilers. Everyone knows that!

PaRappa's Promise

 * George Carlin: Every summer the land of cartoons is very busy. Holidaymakers love to sight see. When the weather is fine, there is no better place to visit. Some people like to go to the mountains, others like the valleys. Children love the seaside. One morning, Ash was strolling along the line that runs by the coast. His two girls, Lisa and Stephanie, were packed with children going to the beach. Everyone was happy. PaRappa was taking some Beedrill to the Cartoon University.
 * PaRappa: Hello, Ash. You look cheerful. I wish I can take children today instead of Beedrill.
 * Ash: They're in the vicar's Sunday school.
 * George Carlin: Explained Ash.
 * Ash: I'm busy this evening, but the stationmaster says I can ask you to take the children home.
 * PaRappa: Of course I will.
 * George Carlin: Promised PaRappa. Later, PaRappa saw Falkner.
 * Falkner: Sorry, PaRappa. Can't talk. I'm on high alert.
 * PaRappa: Why?
 * Falkner: Bad weather's due. My help's always needed. Might how you go, PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: Huh.
 * George Carlin: Huffed PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: As long I got rails to run on, I can go anywhere and any weather anyhow. Goodbye.
 * Tyson: Be careful.
 * George Carlin: Warned Tyson.
 * Tyson: There's a storm coming.
 * PaRappa: A promise is a promise.
 * George Carlin: Thought PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: No matter what the weather.
 * George Carlin: The children had a lovely day, but by tea time, dark clouds loomed ahead. Lisa and Stephanie are glad when PaRappa arrived. He was just in time. The rain streamed down PaRappa's ???.
 * PaRappa: Ugh!
 * George Carlin: He shivered and thought of his nice dry shed. PaRappa struggled on past coastal villages and into the countryside. The river was rising fast.
 * PaRappa: I wish I could see, I wish I could see!
 * George Carlin: Complained PaRappa as he battled against the rain. More trouble lay ahead.
 * (PaRappa falls into the water and inside him, the ??? gets ???)
 * PaRappa: Oh!
 * George Carlin: Hissed PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: The water's sloshing my ???!
 * George Carlin: PaRappa's driver and fireman had to find some more ???.
 * Fireman: I'll have some of your floor boards, please.
 * George Carlin: Said the fireman to the conductor.
 * Conductor: I only swept the floor this morning.
 * George Carlin: Grumbled the conductor and he still help. Soon, PaRappa's ??? was ??? well. He felt warm and comfortable again. Then he saw Falkner.
 * PaRappa: Oh dear.
 * George Carlin: Thought PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: Falkner's coming to laugh at me.
 * George Carlin: Something floated onto PaRappa's ???.
 * PaRappa: Ow!
 * George Carlin: Explained PaRappa.
 * PaRappa: He needed throw things.
 * Driver: It's a parachute!
 * George Carlin: Laughed his driver.
 * Driver: Falkner's dropping hot drinks from us.
 * PaRappa: Thank you, Falkner.
 * George Carlin: Whistled PaRappa.
 * Falkner: Good to be at service.
 * George Carlin: Replied Falkner as buzzed away. The water lapped PaRappa's feet. PaRappa was losing steam again, but he plunged bravely on.
 * PaRappa: I promised.
 * George Carlin: He panted.
 * PaRappa: I promised.
 * George Carlin: He meant one more big effort, and at last exhausted by triumph, he brought the train home.
 * Ash: Well done, PaRappa!
 * George Carlin: Cheered Ash.
 * Ash: You kept your promise, despite everything!
 * George Carlin: Yugi Moto arrived in Falkner. First, he thanked the men, then Kevin.
 * Yugi: Falkner told me you are a wizard. He said he can beat you at somethings, but not a been on submarine. I don't know what you get onto sometimes, but I do know that you're a really useful kid.
 * PaRappa: Oh sir.
 * George Carlin: Whispered PaRappa happily.