FIREWORKS BLOW OFF FINGER!/Transcript

'''FIREWORKS BLOW OFF FINGER! Transcript '''is Tanner's idea.

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 * Here's the full transcript to FIREWORKS BLOW OFF FINGER!

Characters

 * Jesse
 * Mike

Transcript

 * Jesse: Looks like we're gonna have to shoot these fireworks off inside tonight.
 * Mike: You think we should really light these fireworks in the house?
 * Jesse: I'm not gonna let a little bit of snow. Keep us from celebrating New Year's.
 * (Jesse blows the party blower)
 * Mike: Well okay. I'll hold the firework,
 * Jesse: And i'll light it.
 * (Jesse lights the firework)
 * Mike: Should i be holding this right now?
 * Jesse: You should probally drop it on the ground now!
 * Mike: If i don't drop it it's gonna catch the house on fire.
 * Jesse: IT'S GONNA BLOW YOUR HAND OFF IF YOU DON'T DROP IT! DROP IT!
 * Mike: I can't!
 * (Jesse and Mike both scream and fireworks blow up)
 * (Mike screams then sees the blew up finger)
 * (Jesse stands on Mike's finger)
 * Jesse: Where did your finger lead?
 * Mike: You're standing on it!
 * Jesse: What? Oh ho! I'm gonna be sick! Oh! Uh uh uh uh uh!
 * Mike: Pick it up so they can sew it back on!
 * (Mike gasps)
 * Jesse: Oh god this is disgusting!
 * Mike: Don't just stand ther just go get help!
 * Jesse: I can't! We're snowed in! We can't leave! Nobody can get here to help us!
 * Mike: No no no no no I'm not getting any sick nose!
 * Jesse: We're gonna starve to death in here!
 * Mike: We've got plenty of Food!
 * Jesse: I already ate it all!
 * Mike: I'm losing too much Blood!
 * Mike: What are you doing!
 * Jesse: I'm hungry Ok? And i've got some dipping sauce.
 * (Jesse eats Mike's finger and Mike covers his eyes and he opens his eyes)
 * Jesse: Kind of taste like Chicken Fingers! Without the chicken though.
 * Mike: What is wrong with you!
 * Jesse: Hey Mike, nowhere i can get anymore of these tasty treats.
 * Mike: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 * (Jesse blows the  party blower and giggles)