Disney's Weird World 2 Full Script

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 * (film starts by showing the city of Weird World and it's snowing) (jingle bells and the clock tower bell can be heard) (then it shows the inside of the Big Mac house to reveal George and Stephanie fast sleep in bed) (the alarm clock reads 8:30am and rings) (George tries to turn it off then picks up a hammer and smashes it to stop it making a noise)
 * George Jacqueline: Huh, what? (gets up and stretches) *Yawns*
 * Stephanie: (wakes up and sits up too) *Yawns* Nothing like a good morning stretch eh?
 * George Jacqueline: You said it.
 * Both: *Both giggle* (both kiss)
 * George Jacqueline: Morning.
 * Stephanie: Morning love.
 * George Jacqueline: Well just 4 days until our first married Christmas.
 * Craig: (appears out of nowhere with maracas) Merry Christmas! (shakes the maracas and smiles)
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, hi Craig.
 * Stephanie: Are you excited bout Christmas?
 * Craig: Of course. It's only 4 days till the biggest and best day of the year and already I have set up all the fireworks.
 * George Jacqueline: Fireworks? *spits while giving himself faceplalm for a few seconds* Craig, you're thinking of the 4th of July. You set up fireworks on the 4th of July, not Christmas you one-eyed cretin.
 * Craig: Oh yeah. I forget that Christmas is when you hide eggs all over the house and... well outside.
 * George Jacqueline: (he and Stephanie are up looking out the window) That's Easter, Craig.
 * Craig (comes to the window) You give presents to people you love?
 * Stephanie: Valentine's Day.
 * Craig: Oh wait! This time I got it - Christmas is that cultural and religious holiday celebrated annually on 17 March.
 * Tyler: (off-screen) That would be St. Patrick's Day. (walks into the bedroom)
 * Craig: *Hums the theme to EastEnders* Oh yeah.
 * George Jacqueline: *Sighs* Will he stop soon?
 * Stephanie: Hopefully.
 * (a time card reads "2 Hours, 46 Minutes and 58 Seconds Later")
 * Craig: (In Bug Bunny's voice) "What's up doc?" *Makes the sound of a donkey* # For mash get Smash! #
 * George Jacqueline: Craig has been saying various things all morning. It's nearly noon. (the clock reads 11:58am)
 * Craig: Now for some impressions. Bobby Darin. My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys. Oh, Michael Caine. (In British accent) I think life has got to develop as you get older, and I don't want to be wandering along doing the same old thing. I want more out of life.