Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy

Based on the Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Movies and all those Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Series, Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd n Eddy is a series featuring George Carlin and Alec Baldwin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have 2 Thomas stories. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-6 can be used. No stories from Season 7-present allowed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play
 * 2) Bowled Out

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (The Ed-Touchables)
 * 2) Edward Helps Out (Nagged to an Ed)

Trivia

 * Thomas Gets Tricked is restored.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon Takes A Dip [told by George Carlin] (The Luck of the Ed)
 * 2) Thomas & The Rumors [told by Alec Baldwin] (Ed...Pass it on)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Eddy. In fact, I'd say you've developed the same mood as Gordon the time he rolled into a ditch.
 * Edd: My. A Ditch?
 * Eddy: Was he looking for something someone hid for him too?!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, But he's still got himself in an awful mess. (Blows whistle and "Gordon takes a dip" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Takes The Plunge (Pop Goes the Ed)
 * 2) The Trouble with Mud (Over your Ed)

Trivia

 * Percy Takes The Plunge is restored.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (Fa-la-la-la-Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (Cry Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Almost Everyone's in such a holiday spirit. I'd say a summer Christmas is just what this Cul-De-Sac needs.


 * Johnny: Have they got Christmas on the Island Of Sodor, Mr. Conductor?

Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: Of Course. Let me tell you a story about Christmas on Sodor right now. (Blows whistle and "Thomas' Christmas Party" Begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Faking being hurt won't get you attention. Sir Handel pretended he was ill and Peter Sam was the one who got hurt.
 * Edd; My. What happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well I thought you'd never ask. (blows whistle and "Rusty helps Peter Sam" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty and the Boulder [told by Alec Baldwin] (It Came From Outer Ed)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue [told by George Carlin] (3 Squares and an Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick [told by George Carlin] (An Ed in The Bush)
 * 2) Stepney Gets Lost [told by Alec Baldwin] (See No Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Fish (A Glass of Warm Ed)
 * 2) Whistles And Sneezes (Flea Bitten Ed)

Quotes

 * Ed: Guys help me!


 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy's just joking. But with an appetite like that, You could've very well eaten the train of fish Duck crashed into on Sodor.


 * Edd: Duck? You mean the engine who tricked Henry about tenders?


 * Mr. Conductor: Exactly. I'll tell you guys all about it. (Blows whistle and "Fish" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel Does It Again
 * 2) Thomas Gets Bumped

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Snow
 * 2) Jack Frost

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James & The Trouble With Trees
 * 2) The World's Strongest Engine

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday [told by Alec Baldwin] (Home Cooked Ed)
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up [told by George Carlin] (Rambling Ed)

Quotes

 * Ed: I'm a cowboy! Bang Bang!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi Rolf. Everything going fine with the Eds?
 * Rolf: A Burden has been placed on Rolf.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sometimes it takes time to get used to having new company around. Take the story of Oliver-
 * Rolf: A Store of Olives? No thank you. I am not hungry.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, I mean the story of Oliver The Great Western Engine, when he was still new to The Island Of Sodor. Well, You can't take it unless I give it to you. Right? (Blows whistle and "Oliver Owns Up" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Ed)
 * 2) Gordon And The Famous Visitor (Ready, Set...Ed)

Quotes
Eddy: NOT KNITTING!!!!! We move to plan B. Knitting? Please...

(Mr. Conductor Appears)

Mr. Conductor: Good luck, Eddy, Let's just hope you have a better endgame than Gordon did. He was acting the same way towards another engine and had a bad outcome.

Eddy: Fill me in it, Mr. C. I'm game to hear.

Mr. Conductor: As you wish (blows whistle and "Gordon and the famous visitor" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy And The Mail Train
 * 2) Rock 'n' Roll

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby's Discovery
 * 2) Haunted Henry

Trivia

 * Even though Alec Baldwin tells both stories, George Carlin blows his whistle to start the stories.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Edward the Really Useful Engine [told by Alec Baldwin]

Trivia

 * In Eddy's dream where he and the others are old, he first meets Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) who tells Eddy that he took over for his cousin years ago at Shining Time Station when he retired.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise
 * 2) Peter Sam And The Refreshment Lady

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Diseasel (I Am Curious Ed)
 * 2) A Cow on the line (No Speak Da Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy, James & The Fruitful Day (Who, What, Where, Ed)
 * 2) Henry's Forest (Keeping Up With The Eds)

Quotes
Quote 1
 * Edd: That'll take weeks.


 * Eddy: Not with what I got. C'mon Frankenstein


 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor, I can see right now that whatever Eddy has planned will make matters worse.


 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't doubt just yet, Edd. Perhaps Eddy will surprise us and everything will pan out. After all, Didn't they work out for Henry and his forest?


 * Edd: Henry's forest? I've no memory of that.

Quote 2 Quote 3
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I never told you the story about Henry and his forest? How sad. (Blows whistle and "Henry's Forest" begins)
 * Thomas: We can't mend broken trees.
 * (Suddenly the screen filled up with steam, returning us to Edd's backyard)
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, Why have you stopped? What's to become of the forest?
 * Mr. Conductor: It'll have to wait. You and I should carry on and repair the backyard.
 * Edd: Right-o.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Shall we get to work?
 * Ed: Sarah's fine.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank goodness too. Ed, you were acting almost like Henry when a storm damaged his forest.
 * Ed: What happened to him?
 * Edd: Will you tell us the rest of the story?
 * Eddy: And hurry, I've got jawbreakers to buy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Patience, Eddy. Now where was I? Oh, Yes. Henry's Forest (Blows whistle and continues "Henry's Forest")

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Busy Going Backwards [told by Alec Baldwin] (Gimme Gimme Never Ed)
 * 2) Heroes [told by George Carlin] (My Fair Ed)

Quotes

 * Johnny: Plank Says, "You Need a breathmint, Eddy"


 * Mr. Conductor: You know Johnny, This next ride could take a while for Edd to build. How would you and Plank like to hear about a ride Toad went for on the Island of Sodor?


 * Johnny: A toad went on a ride? Far out!


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it isn't "a" toad, but a brakevan named Toad (Blows Whistle and "Busy Going backwards" Begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Funnel (Button Yer Ed)
 * 2) All at Sea (Avast Ye Eds)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: At least Eddy won't need a new voice. I remember my friend Peter Sam had an accident and needed a new funnel.
 * Ed: Who?
 * Edd: Exactly who is Peter sam, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a green engine like Percy, but he works on a different railway with other engines known as The Narrow Gauge Engines. I'll tell you all about it. (Blows whistle and "Special Funnel" begins")
 * (After the story)
 * Edd: Well, That was a splendid ending for Peter Sam. However, Eddy couldn't just get a new voice if his old one never returned.
 * Mr. Conductor: True, but right now Eddy must cope the best he can with his bell.
 * Rolf: Rolf enjoys both good food and a memorable story.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy And The Haunted Mine [told by Alec Baldwin] (Honor Thy Ed)
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing [told by George Carlin] (Scrambled Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes To Breakfast [told by George Carlin] (Rent A Ed)
 * 2) Bye George! [told by Alec Baldwin] (Shoo Ed)

Quotes
Quote 2
 * Mr. Conductor: Now think about this first, Eddy. After all, You and Ed have caused alot of damage today.
 * Eddy: Ah, What could happen?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well for one, You could end up as bad as Thomas. He didn't think and he had quite an accident. Well, Let me tell you about it. (Blows Whistle and "Thomas Comes To Breakfast" Begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: This plan of getting rid of Johnny from others sounds rather underhanded, Eddy. In fact, Johnny's just as big of a bother as George.
 * Edd: George? Would that be the one who failed to deliver the controller to his wife's party?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed. But I'm afraid he's caused the engines alot of trouble. (blows whistle and "Bye George!" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Meets The Queen (Sir Ed-A-Lot)
 * 2) A Big Day For Thomas (A Pinch To Grow an Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper [told by George Carlin] (One Size FIts Ed)
 * 2) Faulty Whistles [told by Alec Baldwin] (Pain In The Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis (Boys Will Be Eds)
 * 2) Thomas And Bertie's Great Race (Ed Or Tails)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret [told by Alec Baldwin] (Wish You Were Ed)
 * 2) Trouble For Thomas [told by George Carlin] (Momma's Little Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Goes Buzz Buzz (X Marks the Ed)
 * 2) Steamroller (From Here to Ed)

Trivia

 * James Goes Buzz Buzz is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, Stacy Cleans Up.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas (Is There An Ed In The House?)
 * 2) A Proud Day For James (An Ed Is Born)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) No Joke For James (Fool On The Ed)
 * 2) Tender Engines (A Boy And His Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved From Scrap [told by George Carlin] (Dawn Of The Eds)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy, And Old Slow Coach [told by Alec Baldwin] (Virt-Ed-Go)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Scarf for Percy (Thick as an Ed)
 * 2) Terence the Tractor (Sorry, Wrong Ed)

Quotes
Quote 2
 * Mr. Conductor: Ed's jacket dilemma is getting in the way of the scam, but it can't be as bad as what happened to Percy.
 * Eddy: I'll bet he wasn't dealing with stinky cheese and jackets!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but he still got himself in quite a jam you might say (blows whistle and "A Scarf for Percy" begins)
 * Eddy: Something's up with this phone!
 * Mr. Conductor: I think you may be right, Eddy. These things wouldn't happen usually. All this reminds me of Thomas. He thought he could get through the snow without a snowplow and needed help. I'll tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Terence the Tractor" begins)
 * (after the story)
 * Edd: Well, Thomas certainly learned a lesson and I think Eddy will too.
 * Mr. Conductor: Why's that?
 * Edd: Thomas is going to use his snowplow despite his displeasure and Eddy should realize these so-called "curses" are just a coincidence.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Harold [told by Alec Baldwin] (They Call Him Mr. Ed)
 * 2) Old Iron [told by George Carlin] (For The Ed, By The Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves A Point [told by George Carlin] (Tight End Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Saves The Day [told by Alec Baldwin] (Tween a Rock and an Ed place)

Trivia

 * Percy Proves A Point is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, Field Day.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble [S2] (Urban Ed)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (Stop, Look and Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (Little Ed Blue)
 * 2) Four Little Engines (A Twist of Ed)

Quote 1

 * Edd: Please! Ed's having a bad day.


 * (Mr. Conductor Appears)


 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Eddy, Ed must've been tired or cranky.


 * Edd: After all Mr. C, Ed did kick everyone out of the house and bellowed at Sarah. I didn't even think that Ed would do such a thing like that to his little sister.


 * Eddy: Probably cause she whines at him too much.


 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think that's the case. Sometimes people don't like to be bothered. Even the engines on the Island Of Sodor don't like to be bothered. Do you know who Ed's reminding me of now? That silly snob of an engine, Sir Handel!


 * Eddy: Did he kick people out and scream at them, too?!


 * Mr. Conductor: Well Let me tell you what happened and then you will find out. (Blows Whistle And "A Bad Day For Sir. Handel" begins)

Quote 2

 * Edd: At least The Kankers didn't cause you any grief or displeasure, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but sometimes I think they're no better than coaches. Let me show you what I mean (blows whistle and "Four Little Engines" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Predicament (Brother, Can you spare an Ed?)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (The Day the Ed stood still)

Notes:

 * Thomas stories told by Alec Baldwin and Michael Angelis

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Jack Jumps In [told by Michael Angelis] (Will work for Ed)
 * 2) James and the red balloon [told by Alec Baldwin] (Ed, Ed and Away)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trouble in the shed (Stiff Upper Ed)
 * 2) Donald's Duck (Here's mud in your Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: What's wrong, Jimmy? You're crying a river of tears.
 * Jimmy: Oh, Mr. Conductor!!!! You're not going to believe this!!!! The Ed's tricked me out of my money!!!!! (cries loudly)
 * Mr. Conductor: It's ok, Jimmy. You'll soon be all right. I think the time's come for Eddy to be given a taste of trickery himself.
 * Jimmy: How, Mr. Conductor? What would Thomas and his friends say to something like this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now there's a thought. Did I ever tell you about Donald's Duck?
 * Jimmy: Donald's Duck?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now there's a story about trickery if there ever was one. I'll tell you the story now. It might help us think of a tricky idea. (Blows Whistle and "Donald's Duck" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (Eds-aggerate)
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars (Oath to an Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel (Look into my Eds)
 * 2) Toad Stands By (Tag yer Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, You seem to get quite a laugh from hypnotizing people. Reminds me of Diesel's mishap from his 1st day on Sodor.
 * Edd: Who's Diesel and what's so comical about a mishap?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir Topham Hatt brought him to the railway to help. Let me tell you what happened. (blows whistle and "Pop Goes the Diesel" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Granpuff (George Carlin, Once Upon An Ed)
 * 2) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin, For Your Ed Only)

Quotes
Johnny: Plank and I want a real story with stuff like octopuses garden, silver hammers and Mr. Kite!

(Mr. Conductor Appears)

Johnny: Mr. Conductor, You know any good bedtime stories from the Island of Sodor?

Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm glad you asked. This is a story about a story. (blows whistle and "Granpuff" begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Harvey to the Rescue (Alec Baldwin, Ed Overboard)
 * 2) Come Out, Henry! (George Carlin, One of Those Eds)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (George Carlin, Cool Hand Ed)
 * 2) Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin, Too Smart for his own Ed)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin, Dueling Eds)
 * 2) James Learns a Lesson (George Carlin, Dim Lit Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Scaredy Engines (Boom Boom out goes the Ed)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Cleanliness is next to Edness)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Ed in a Halfshell)
 * 2) A Better View for Gordon (Mirror Mirror on the Ed)

Quotes
Quote 2
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Eddy, you'd be surprised by how someone can learn. Jimmy could be twice as good at the skill as you.
 * Eddy: Say what?
 * Edd: Has anything similar ever happened on the Island of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, Indeed. Thomas once outran Gordon and impressed the other engines. I'll never forget it. Neither will he. I'll tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "Thomas and the Jet Engine" begins)
 * Rolf: What goes on with the Ed boys, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: They've dared each other to be the other. I just hope this change won't cause too much confusion. Gordon wanted a change too for his view at a new station and that's just what he got. Well, Let me tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "A Better View for Gordon" begins)
 * After the Story*
 * Rolf: Ho ho ho! Rolf can relate to stories like that from his old country.