Muppets/Google Bugle (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Himself
 * Animal as Cookie Monster
 * Lips as Old McDougal
 * Whatnots as Anything Muppets

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog: Uh, no, no, actually I don't own a tuxedo. No, this one is rented. It comes from Frog Formals R Us. Oh, hi-ho! This is Kermit the Frog, here for the musical event of the century. Yes, friends. Music lovers from all over the world have gathered here for a musical tribute to the "oogle" family. That's a remarkable family of words that all rhyme with "oogle." Words like "bugle" and "google." Matter of fact, tonight's piece of music was written by Sir Chrissy von Kugel and will be performed by Lips on the bugle. Lips is one of the world's foremost concert buglers. And also by Mr. Animal, one of the world's finest googlers. Yes.

Animal: Excuse me.

Kermit the Frog: Yes.

Animal: Whenever you ready, Frog, we do this.

Kermit the Frog: Yes. Okay. Let us settle down in our seats and listen to Lips and Mr. Animal.

Animal: Me not like a lot of other guys. Me got couple of googly eyes. And when me hear a bugley sound, it make me want to google around. Now, me know a guy named Lips who the number one bugler for googling too. He play the bugle much better than any other bugling man. Old McLips have a bugle, E-I-E-I-google. And when Lips play his bugle, me eye, me eye google. With a google google here and a google google there. Here a google. There a google. Everywhere a google google. Old McLips have a bugle. Me eye, me eye google. With a google google here and a google google there. Here a google. There a google. Everywhere a google google. Old McLips have a bugle. E-I-E-I ever since me was a knee-high, me eye, me eye google!

Kermit the Frog: Yes! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! This is Kermit the Frog, returning you to your regularly scheduled program! Bravo! Bravo!