The Barber Runs Away

The Barber Runs Away is the 17th episode of The Angry Policeman the Policeman and Friends.

Cast

 * Bulgy as Edward
 * Norman as Henry
 * Bulstrode as Gordon
 * Smudger as James
 * The Barber as Percy
 * Diesel as Sir Topham Hatt
 * The Angry Policeman as Thomas (does not speak)
 * Enda Crabaplle (from The Simpsons) and Sheila Broflovski (from South Park) as Annie and Clarabell (do not speak)

Transcrpt

 * Narrator: Norman, Smudger and Bulstrode were miserable. They have been Shut Up for several days for bein naughty and long to be let out again.
 * Narrator: At last Diesel arrived.
 * Diesel: I hope you are sorry.
 * Narrator: He said.
 * Diesel: And understand that you are not so important after all. We have a new Barber who helps pull Trucks, and The Angry Policeman and Bulgy are work the main road nicely. And I will let you out now if you promise to be good.
 * Norman, Smudger and Bulstrode: Yes Sir!
 * Narrator: Said the three engines.
 * Norman, Smudger and Bulstrode: We will.
 * Diesel: That's right. But please remember that is no shuting nonsensing must stop!
 * Narrator: Then told The Barber, Bulgy and The Angry Policeman that they can go play on the branch road for a few days.
 * Narrator: And they ran of happily to find Edna Krabappel and Shelia Broflovski at the junction.
 * Narrator: The two women were so pleased to see The Angry Policeman again.
 * Narrator: Bulgy and The Barber played with Coaches.
 * Coaches: Stop! Stop! Stop!
 * Narrator: Screamed the Coaches as they pushed into their propersidings.
 * Narrator: The Barber and the Double-Decker Bus laughed and went on shunting until the coaches were tidily arranged.
 * Narrator: Next, Bulgy took some empty Coaches to the quarry.
 * Narrator: The Barber was left alone. He didn't mind that a bit. He liked watching trains and being cheeky to the other engines.
 * The Barber: Hurry! hurry! hurry!
 * Narrator: He would call and they got very crossed.
 * Narrator: After a great deal of shunting, The Barber was waiting for the signalman to set the points so that he could go back to the yard. He was eager to work, always being rather careless and not paying. Bulgy had warned The Barber. "Be careful on the main road. Whistle to the signalman that you are there."
 * Narrator: But The Barber didn't remember to whistle. So the busy signalman forgot him.
 * Narrator: The Barber waited and waited. The points were still against him. So he couldn't move. Then he looked along the main road.
 * The Barber: Peep! Peep!
 * Narrator: He whistled in horror, for rushing straight towards him, was Bulstrode with the express!
 * Bulstrode: Oooooh!
 * Narrator: Grunt Bulstrode.
 * Bulstrode: Get out of my way!
 * (SCREESH!)
 * Narrator: The Barber opened his eyes. Bulstrode had stopped with The Barber's hands a few inches from his cowcathers. But The Barber began to move.
 * The Barber: I won't stay here. I will run away.
 * Narrator: He puffed.
 * Narrator: He went straight to Bulgy's station and he was so frightened that he went right up to Bulstrode's hill without stopping.
 * Narrator: After that he was tired, but he couldn't stop. He had no animator to shut off energy and apply the brakes
 * The Barber: I want to stop! I want to stop!
 * Narrator: He puffed.
 * Narrator: The man in the signalbox saw The Barber was in trouble so, kindly, set the points.
 * Narrator: The Barber puffed wearily on to a nice empty siding, ending in a big bank of earth.
 * Narrator: He was to tierd now to care where he went.
 * The Barber: I want to stop! I want to stop! I have stopped.
 * Narrator: He puffed thankfully.
 * Workmen: Never Mind, The Barber!
 * Narrator: Said the Workmen as they dug him out.
 * Workmen: You shall have a drink and some medicine and then you will feel better.
 * Narrator: Presently, Bulstrode arrived.
 * Bulstrode: Well Done The Barber! You started so quickly that you stopped a nasty accident.
 * The Barber: I'm sorry I was cheeky.
 * Narrator: Said The Barber.
 * Bulstrode: You were clever to stop.
 * Narrator: Then Bulstrode helped pull The Barber out from the bank.
 * Narrator: The Barber is still cheeky. Because he was that sort of man. He's always most careful when he goes on the main road.