Muppet lip balm/Grouchy Book (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka Watermelon as Telly Monster

Lyrics
Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka Watermelon: I'm gonna sit right down and write a grouchy book. And I am gonna write it down just for you. I'm gonna take a lot of letters and make some yucky words. Tell a story nastier than any tale you heard. From top to bottom, left to right, you'll look at sentences to trash heaps to be true. Oh, I'm gonna sit right down and write a grouchy book. And I am gonna write it down just for you. I'm gonna sit right down and write a grouchy story. And I am gonna write it just for you. I'm gonna put the words on pages with numbers on the top. Once you start to read them, Kermit's Green Keen Apple, you're gonna start from the beginning to the end. You won't get nosey because I plan the plot that's rotten through and through. Yeah, I'm gonna sit right and write a grouchy story. And I'm gonna write it just for, right till dawn because write I must for, I am gonna write it just for you.