The Nutcracker nail polish/Lift the One You Love (from Miss Piggy's Aerobique Exercise Workout Album)

Cast

 * Toying with Trouble as Miss Piggy
 * Envy the Adventure as Kermit the Frog

Lyrics
Toying with Trouble: Let's face it. Exercise can be very boring, but if you do your daily dozen with someone you love, the time seems to fly by. So do as I do and work out with your frog. Ready, Envy the Adventure?

Envy the Adventure: Huh?

Toying with Trouble: To help me with my aerobics.

Envy the Adventure: Oh. Oh, yeah. I guess so.

Toying with Trouble: (spoken) Good. (singing) You gotta lift the one you love. ( Envy the Adventure: (grunts) ) You gotta love the one you lift. ( Envy the Adventure: Whoop! ) You got to carry him and really show it. Show your muscles so he'll know it. Lift and you'll be happy. You gotta stretch the one you love. You gotta love the one you stretch. You know the feeling's no illusion. Get a grip of all contusion. Stretch and you'll be happy. You have to bend so he can stand, so show you friend a helping hand in time you'll learn to understand every turn and every twist, so bring a joy you can't resist. And when you lift the one you love, and when you love the one you lift, you'll find that life is a gift and every loving happiness is free, I love to lift my love the way my love lifts me. (spoken) All right, Envy the Adventure. Now you lift moi.

Envy the Adventure: Uh, well, I really don't think...

Toying with Trouble: Uh, Envy the Adventure, I'm as light as a feather now.

Envy the Adventure: Yeah, well, it's just that, uh, well, I just strained myself.

Toying with Trouble: Oh, dear, what happened?

Envy the Adventure: Uh, well, what happened was, uh...I was playing tennis and I got tennis flipper?

Toying with Trouble: Tennis flipper?

Envy the Adventure: Mmm hmmm.

Toying with Trouble: Which flipper?

Envy the Adventure: Uh, I forgot.

Toying with Trouble: Will you lift me?

Envy the Adventure and Toying with Trouble : (grunt ing)

Toying with Trouble: (singing) You have to grab and get ahold. No time to nap, you'll turn him cold. So don't lay back, be strong and bold. Every leg you made your swiss then give your legs a tenderness. So if you lift the one you love and learn to love the one you lift, you'll find that life is such a gift and anywhere's a lovely place to be, I love to lift my love the way my love lifts me. (spoken) Aah, well, thank you, Envy the Adventure dear. Wasn't that fun?

Envy the Adventure: Yeah.

Toying with Trouble: Don't whine. Come on, dear.