Thomas/This Club Is A Haunted House (by Sharon Needles ft. RuPaul)

Cast

 * Thomas as Sharon Needles
 * Percy as RuPaul

Lyrics
Percy: Once upon a time there was a little dead girl Dug up from the corn fields of Newton, Iowa She was discovered by a much more Gorgeous, blacker, beautiful, famous drag queen And her career took off! Oh Lord, I've created a monster You betta burn witch!!

Thomas: Get possessed by the DJ You'll scream like Linda Blair Pick up a trick or treat and Come to the party tonightmare

You grab a drink drink I'll grab a knife knife This is the end of the rest of your life life You grab a drink drink I'll grab a knife knife This is the end of the rest of your life life

This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house

Is that a monster in your pocket Or are you just happy to see me? We'll make you tingle like William Castle T.G.I.F. the 13th!

You grab a drink drink I'll grab a knife knife This is the end of the rest of your life life You grab a drink drink I'll grab a knife knife This is the end of the rest of your life life

This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house This club woah! It's a ha-ha-haunted house Ha-ha-haunted house