Sesame Street Rave/Dora the Explorer

Cast

 * Tico as Alex
 * Dora as the Count
 * Dora's Dad as Blade
 * The Grumpy Old Troll as Cookie Monster
 * Senior Tucan as Big Bird
 * Swiper as Oscar the Grouch
 * Backpack as Ernie
 * Map as Bert
 * Boots as Grover
 * Isa and Dora's Mom as the Prostitutes Making Out With Grover
 * Baby Jaguar as Elmo
 * Diego as Count Chocula

Transcript
[side of a building]

New Guy (Tico): Thanks for throwing me a welcoming party, Dora! I've never been to a party hosted by a vampire before.

Dora: I do it for all the newcomers, Tico. After tonight, I guarantee you'll be... one of us. (laugh)

[cut to inside of building, with scenarios of: Senior Tucan and Swiper partying, along with the Grumpy Old Troll deejaying, Backpack and Map hugging in content, and Boots making out with Isa and Dora's Mom.]

Tico: I guess when our show's guests include Katy Perry and Ice Tea, it's a slippery slope. (woos in joy)  Hey, Boots! Hi, Perrito!

[blood drips onto Tico's arm, followed by all the sprinklers leaking blood, zombifying the other Dora the Explorer characters]

Tico: Oh, no! Dora! She turned you all into... to... the undead!

Dora: If you assumed I was a vampire in every other way but that, man I'd count one. One moron!

[Dora shoves Tico onto the floor, trying to crawl away from the newly born Dora the Explorer character zombies.]

Tico: Oh, no! (runs into tall man in black with shades, who is Dora's Dad)  Oh, nice character intro! How long have you been here watching me urinate myself?!

Dora: Get him!

[Dora's Dad readies a shotgun, and shoots the Zombie Dora the Explorer Characters, in order: Boots, the Grumpy Old Troll, (punches Baby Jaguar, strangles Backpack and Map, followed by bashing their heads together, and then using a sword to cut Senior Tucan's head, but not before him saying:)

Senior Tucan: "S" is for "severed".

[then Dora's Dad decapitates Senior Tucan, and proceeds to attempt to shoot Swiper, but the metal trash can keeps deflecting the bullets]

Swiper: Ha! Flawless, built-in defense system! Wait what are you doing?!

[Dora's Dad lifts the lid, and then successfully kills Swiper, followed by Dora flinging herself at Dora's Dad, who in turn holds her against a wall]

Dora: I see one, one dead... Oh my goodness, there's not a speck of blood on you. What, do you keep a pack of Handi-Wipes in that flight jacket?

Dora's Dad: No, just this. [pulls out a grenade]

Dora: One, two...

Dora's Dad: Stop counting!

Dora: That was a play-by-play. I just urinated in my own pants.

[Dora's Dad stuffs the grenade in Dora's mouth and throws her aside before Dora groans in agony for a few seconds prior to exploding. Dora's Dad then helps Tico to his feet.]

Tico: Wow, so I guess if you've hunted all the way here, you must have gotten every vampire in the world.

Dora's Dad: Not quite.

[cut to Diego's castle]

Diego: Who wants some of my Diego cereal? Which if looked at from a very specific point of view is a nutritious part of this balanced breakfast!

[Dora's Dad cocks a shotgun]

Diego: You!

[Dora's Dad blows Diego's brains out]