Muppets/Grouch Girls Don't Wanna Have Fun (from Sesame Road)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
 * Mean Mama as Grundgetta
 * Miss Poogy and Janooce as The Grouch Girls

Lyrics
Sam the Eagle: They don't dance and they never play. They only like to grumble and complain all day.

Miss Poogy and Janooce : All day!

Sam the Eagle: You'll never catch them on a walk in the sun.

Sam the Eagle and Mean Mama : Whoo whoo whoo whoo Grouch girls don't wanna have fun Grouch girls don't wanna have fun

Sam the Eagle: They hate games and party and toys. They don't like friends, but they like making noise.

Miss Poogy and Janooce : Yeah yeah!

Sam the Eagle: They'll pick a fight with almost anymore.

Sam the Eagle and Mean Mama : Whoo whoo whoo whoo Grouch girls don't wanna have fun Grouch girls don't wanna have fun Grouch girls don't wanna have fun Grouch girls don't wanna have fun

Mean Mama: One thing we never want is fun.

Sam the Eagle: Tell me about it.

Mean Mama: And we're not nice to anyone.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah. Oh... Sam the Eagle and Mean Mama : Whoo whoo whoo whoo

Sam the Eagle and Mean Mama : Whoo whoo whoo whoo Grouch girls don't wanna have fun Grouch girls don't wanna have fun Grouch girls don't wanna have fun Grouch girls don't wanna have fun

Mean Mama: No, we don't wanna...

Sam the Eagle: They don't wanna...

Miss Poogy and Janooce : Do you wanna?

Sam the Eagle: They don't wanna...

Mean Mama: Don't wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna...

Miss Poogy and Janooce : F un! Mean Mama: One thing we never want is fun.

Sam the Eagle: Aaaaahhhh.

Mean Mama: And we're not nice to anyone.

Sam the Eagle: Aaaahhhhh...

Sam the Eagle, Mean Mama , Miss Poogy and Janooce : Grouch girls don't wanna have fun Grouch girls don't wanna have fun Grouch girls don't wanna have fun Grouch girls don't wanna have fun

Miss Poogy and Janooce : No, we don't wanna...

Sam the Eagle: They don't wanna...

Miss Poogy and Janooce : No, we don't wanna...

Sam the Eagle: They don't wanna...

Mean Mama: No, no, no, no, no, no...

Sam the Eagle: No fun! No fun! No! No! No! No fun! No fun! No fun! No fun! No! No! No! No fun! No fun! No fun! No fun! No! No! No! No fun!