Fraggle Rock Crayons/Transylvania 1-2-3-4-5 (from Elmo Says BOO!)

Cast

 * Radish Red as Elmo
 * Pa Gorg Purple as Count von Count

Lyrics
Radish Red: When you're down in Transylvania And the night begins to fall You might get to feeling lonely If you do give Radish Red a call

Just dial Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Pa Gorg Purple: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, oh yeah!

Radish Red: It gets cold in Transylvania And the winter nights are long Pa Gorg Purple: I'll come by and you'll feel warmer Call the number from this song

Radish Red: Just dial Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Pa Gorg Purple: Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Radish Red: Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Pa Gorg Purple: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ...

Radish Red: Pa Gorg Purple! You're supposed to stop at 5!

Pa Gorg Purple: Oh, I'm sorry, Radish Red. I got carried away.

Radish Red: Try again!

Pa Gorg Purple: Okay.

Radish Red: It's dark in Transylvania And the wolves begin to moan And if it sounds too scary You can call Radish Red on the phone

Pa Gorg Purple: Just dial...

Radish Red and Pa Gorg Purple : Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ( Pa Gorg Purple: Everybody! ) Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Pa Gorg Purple: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ...

Radish Red and Pa Gorg Purple : Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ( Pa Gorg Purple: Everybody! ) Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Pa Gorg Purple: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 ...

Radish Red: Pa Gorg Purple! How many times does Radish Red have to tell you that you're supposed to stop counting to five?

Pa Gorg Purple: Oh, you just have to tell me one time. No, two. Oh, make it three times. Perhaps four. Possibly five. Six wouldn't be...

Radish Red: Oh, Pa Gorg Purple!

Pa Gorg Purple: Seven would be terrific.