Blindly Selected Characters/Do De Rubber Duck (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Betty Lou (from Sesame Street) as Ernie
 * The Grinch (from The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss) as Telly Monster
 * Eeyore (from Winnie the Pooh) as Oscar the Grouch
 * Marzipan (from Homestar Runner) as Kermit the Frog
 * Mr. Rude (from The Mr. Men Show) as Count von Count
 * Bear (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Biff
 * Lucy van Pelt (from Peanuts) as Guy Smiley
 * Mailbox (from Blue's Clues) as Gladys the Cow
 * Red Fraggle (from Fraggle Rock) as Hoots the Owl
 * Butter Otter (from PB&J Otter) as Elmo
 * Prairie Dawn (from Sesame Street) as Bert

Lyrics
Betty Lou: There's a brand new dance And it's got a reggae beat You do it in the bath While you wash your hands and feet Get in the tub Hold your duckie in your lap Tap your toes while you scrub In the water from the tap

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Betty Lou: Come on everybody try (Do de rubber duck!) Don't be left high and dry (Yeah do de rubber duck!) As you keep on getting wetter (Do de rubber duck!) You'll be feeling so much better (Do de rubber duck!) You'll be left without a care (When you do de rubber duck!) And you can even wash your hair (While you do de rubber duck!) It will have a healthy sheen (If you do de rubber duck!) Yeah you'll be squeaky clean (When you do de rubber duck!)

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The Grinch: Don't get soap in your eye (When you do de rubber duck!) 'Cause that'll make you cry (When you do de rubber duck!)

Eeyore: Hey all you grouches sing (Now do de rubber duck!) Yeah make the bathtub ring (Do de rubber duck!)

Marzipan: Everybody knows (How to do de rubber duck!) Scrub your flippers and your toes (Do de rubber duck!)

Mr. Rude: And while you wash away your troubles (Do de rubber duck!) Don't forget to count the bubbles One, two, three, four!

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Bear: All around the woild (Dey do de rubber duck!) Whenever folks get soiled (Dey do de rubber duck!)

Lucy van Pelt: Watch 'em splishin' and a-splashin' (Do de rubber duck!) It's the very latest fashion! (Do de rubber duck!)

Mailbox: Take at least one bath a day (Do de rubber duck!) And you'll moooove those germs away (Do de rubber duck!)

Red Fraggle: Come and be a bathtime bopper! (Do de rubber duck!) Don't pull out the stopper! (Do de rubber duck!)

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One more time!

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Betty Lou: Where did everybody go? (laughing)