Jr. Pac-Man Gets Held Back

full episode :

Ms. Johnette : Simmy.

Simmy : Here.

Ms. Johnette : Waxter.

Waxter : Here!

Ms. Johnette : Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde.

Blinky: Here!

Pinky: Here.

Inky: Here?

Clyde: RIGHT HEEEEEEEERE!!!

Ms. Johnette : Jr. Pac-Man. Um... JR. PAC-MAN!!

Jr. Pac-Man : [arrives in the classroom] Here!

Ms. Johnette : That's it, young Pac! Go to eight grade!!

at eight grade...

Mr. Zargi : Okay, class. Today we'll do addition. Grace, what's nine plus three?

Grace : Twelve.

Mr. Zargi : Usually right. Jr. Pac-Man, what's 777 trillion plus 111 trillion?

Jr. Pac-Man : 999 million trillion quadzillion infinity fourteen.

Mr. Zargi: IT'S 888 TRILLION, NOT 999 MILLION TRILLION QUADZILLION INFINITY FOURTEEN!!! GO TO SEVENTH GRADE!!!

Jr. Pac-Man : Nooo! This can't be!! Ah... OHHHH, THIS IS BAD!!!!

at seventh grade...

Jr. Pac-Man : Shoot! Middle school!

Mr. Spainy : Okay, class. Today we'll learn about butterfilies. [pause] WHY ARE YOU CHEWING GUM, JR. PAC-MAN?!?!

Jr. Pac-Man : Erm, you didn't.

Mr. Spainy : Go to sixth grade now!!

at sixth grade...

Jr. Pac-Man: Augh, primary school... NOT AGAIN!!! [loud sob]

Ms. Misaka : Okay, class... Young Pac, WHY ARE YOU BRINGING AN IPOD!!!?!

Jr. Pac-Man : Gluh-glerm... I think not... sorta...

Ms. Misaka: GO TO FIFTH GRADE, JR. PAC-MAN!!!

Jr. Pac-Man : Oh, no! Not again!! [walks away]

at fifth grade...

Jr. Pac-Man : Dang!!! Elementary school!!!

Mr. Quackenson : Okay, class. Today we'll use subtraction. Jr. Pac-Man, what's six minus five?

Jr. Pac-Man: Eleven billion and ninety-nine.

Mr. Quackenson : Wrong! Go to fourth grade!

at fourth grade...

Jr. Pac-Man : ZOMG!! I would not fit into my desk! Yeesh...

Ms. Olsen : Okay, class. Today we'll use...

Jr. Pac-Man : HEY, MS. OLSEN!!! I WANNA GET OUT!!!

Ms. Olsen : STOP YELLING RIGHT NOW!!

Jr. Pac-Man : I DIDN'T CARE, MS. OLSEN!!!!!

Ms. Olsen : Go to third grade!

a few grades later...

Jr. Pac-Man : [gasps] Oh, no! I'm in preschool!

Ms. Veena : Okay, class. Today we'll sleep at naptime. [turns off the light]

Jr. Pac-Man : [lying down on the rug] This is the worst day ever!

at home...

Pac-Man : Son, how dare you get held back?!

Ms. Pac-Man : Jr. Pac-Man, go to your room because you're so grounded for life!

Jr. Pac-Man : Naaaw, shut up! [pushes his parents away] Stop grounding me, you guys! [cackles, then runs off]

THE END!!