Mickey Breaks the Rules and Other Stories

Mickey Breaks the Rules and Other Stories is a Disney/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US video, Thomas Breaks the Rules and Other Stories. It features two first season episodes, and five second season episodes of Mickey Mouse the Disney Character and Friends narrated by Ringo Starr.

Cast

 * Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Thomas
 * Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward
 * Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry
 * Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon
 * Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
 * Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Percy
 * Friar Tuck (from Robin Hood) as Toby
 * Robin Hood (from Robin Hood) as Duck
 * Dumbo (from Dumbo) as Harold
 * Professor Porter (from Tarzan) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Pete (from Mickey Mouse) as The Angry Policeman
 * Winston (from Oliver and Company) as Sir Topham Hatt's Butler
 * Pirates (from Peter Pan) and Rhino Guards (from Robin Hood) as Troublesome Trucks
 * Flowers (from Alice in Wonderland) as The Coaches
 * Abigail (from The Aristocats) as Annie
 * Amelia (from The Aristocats) as Clarabel (Does Not Speak)
 * Jasmine (from Aladdin) as Henrietta (Does Not Speak)
 * Jane Porter (from Tarzan) as Lady Hatt (Does Not Speak)
 * Toulouse (from The Aristocats) as Stephen Hatt (Cameo)
 * Widow Tweed (from The Fox and the Hound) as Mrs. Kyndley (Cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) Mickey Breaks the Rules
 * 2) A Cow on the Line
 * 3) Old Iron
 * 4) Double Trouble
 * 5) Donald in a Mess
 * 6) Robin Takes Charge
 * 7) Piglet Proves a Point

Mickey Breaks the Rules
Narrator: "There's a path to a quarry at the end of Mickey's route. It goes for some distance along the road. Mickey was very careful to whistle here in case anyone was coming.

Early one morning, a large cat named Pete was standing close to the path. Mickey liked cats. He had been a great friend of the cat who had just retired."

Mickey: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "He whistled."

Mickey: "Good morning!"

Narrator: "Mickey expected that Pete would be friendly too, but was sorry to see that he didn't looked friendly at all. He was red in the face and very cross."

Pete: "Disgraceful!"

Narrator: "He spluttered."

Pete: "I didn't sleep a wink last night. It was so quiet, and now mice come whistling suddenly behind me."

Mickey: "I'm sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Said Mickey."

Mickey: "I only said good morning."

Narrator: "Pete pointed to Mickey."

Pete: "Where's your cowcatcher?"

Narrator: "He asked."

Mickey: "But I don't catch cows, sir."

Pete: "Don't be funny!"

Narrator: "Snapped Pete. He looked at Mickey's body."

Pete: "No robe either!"

Narrator: "And he wrote in his notebook."

Pete: "Disney Characters going on public roads must wear a robe to protect people and animals from being dragged underneath if they should stray onto the path.

You haven't so you are dangerous!"

Mickey's Driver: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Said Mickey's driver."

Mickey's Driver: "We've been along here hundreds of times and never had an accident."

Pete: "That makes it worst!"

Narrator: "Pete answered. He wrote 'Regular Law Breaker' in his book. Mickey puffed sadly away.

Professor Porter was having breakfast. He was eating toast and marmalade. Winston came in."

Winston: "Excuse me, sir. You are wanted on the telephone."

Professor Porter: "Bother that telephone!"

Narrator: "Said Professor Porter."

(Phone chattering)

Professor Porter: "I'm sorry, my dear."

Narrator: "He said to Jane Porter."

Professor Porter: "Mickey is in trouble with Pete and I must go at once."

Narrator: "As the station, Mickey's driver told Professor Porter what had happened."

Professor Porter: "Dangerous to the public indeed? We'll see about that."

Narrator: "Professor Porter spoke to Pete, but however much he argued with him, it was no good."

Pete: "The law is the law!"

Narrator: "He said."

Pete: "And we can't change it!"

Narrator: "Professor Porter felt exhausted."

Professor Porter: "I'm sorry, driver."

Narrator: "He said."

Professor Porter: "It's no use arguing with Pete. We will have to make that robe thing for Mickey I suppose."

Mickey: "Everyone will laugh, sir."

Narrator: "Said Mickey."

Mickey: "They'll say I look like a badger."

Narrator: "Professor Porter stared, then he laughed."

Professor Porter: "Well done, Mickey! Why didn't I think of it before? We want a badger. When I was on my holiday, I met a nice little badger called Friar Tuck. He takes rhino guards from the farms, but the trucks are taking over most of his work and he needs a change. He has a cowcatcher and a robe. I'll write to his controller at once."

Narrator: "A few days later, Friar Tuck arrived."

Professor Porter: "That's a good badger."

Narrator: "Said Professor Porter."

Professor Porter: "I see you brought your princess, Jasmine."

Friar Tuck: "You don't mind, do you, sir?"

Narrator: "Asked Friar Tuck."

Friar Tuck: "The stationmaster wanted to use her as a hen house, and that would never do."

Professor Porter: "No, indeed."

Narrator: "Said Professor Porter."

Professor Porter: "We couldn't allow that."

Narrator: "Friar Tuck made the silly rhino guards behave even better than Mickey did."

(Friar Tuck rings his bell)

Pete: "Oi you!"

Narrator: "At first, Mickey was jealous. But he was so pleased when Friar Tuck ranged his bell and frightened Pete, they've been firmed friends ever since."

A Cow on the Line
Narrator: "Hercules was getting old. His body was worn and he clanked as he walked along. He was taking empty pirates to a market town. The sun shone, birds sang, but Hercules was heading for trouble."

Hercules: "Come on, come on."

Narrator: "He puffed."

Pirates: "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"

Narrator: "Screamed the pirates."

Narrator: "Hercules puffed and clanked. The pirates rattled and screamed.

Some cows were grazing nearby. They were not used to Disney Characters. The noise disturbed them.

As Hercules clanked by, they broke through the fence and ran across the road. A pirate let go and some were left behind.

Hercules felt a jerk but didn't take much notice. He was used to pirates."

Hercules: "Bother those pirates!"

Narrator: "He thought."

Hercules: "Why can't they come quietly?"

Narrator: "He was at the next station before either he or his driver realized what had happened.

When Sir Ector and Baloo heard about the accident, they laughed and boasted.

Sir Ector and Baloo: "Fancy allowing cows to break his load. They wouldn't dare do that to us. We'd show them."

Narrator: "Friar Tuck was cross."

Friar Tuck: "You couldn't help it, Hercules. They've never met cows. I have, and I know the trouble they are."

Narrator: "Some days later, Sir Ector rushed through Hercules' station."

Sir Ector: "Mind the cows! Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Narrator: "Puffed Sir Ector."

Flowers: "Don't make such a fuss. Don't make such a fuss."

Narrator: "Grumbled his flowers. A long path was ahead. In the distance was a bridge. It seemed to Sir Ector that there was something on the bridge. His driver thought so too."

Sir Ector's Driver: "Whoa, Sir Ector."

Narrator: "He said."

Sir Ector: "Pooh!"

Narrator: "Said Sir Ector."

Sir Ector: "It's only a cow. Shoo! Shoo!"

Narrator: "He moved slowly onto the bridge, but the cow wouldn't shoo. She had lost her calf and felt lonely."

Bluebell: "Moo!"

Narrator: "She said sadly. Everyone tried to send her away, but she wouldn't go. Baloo arrived."

Baloo: "What's this? A cow. I'll soon settle her. Be off! Be off!"

Bluebell: "Moo!"

Narrator: "Said the cow. Baloo backed away nervously."

Baloo: "I don't want to hurt her."

Narrator: "At the next station, Baloo's conductor told them about the cow and warned the signalman that the line was blocked."

Porter: "That must be Bluebell."

Narrator: "Said the porter."

Porter: "Her calf is here, looking for her mother. Piglet will take her along."

Narrator: "At the bridge, Bluebell was very pleased to see her calf again, and the porter led them away."

Baloo and Sir Ector: "Not a word. Keep it dark."

Narrator: "Whispered Sir Ector and Baloo to each other. They felt rather silly. But the story soon spread."

Hercules: "Well, well, well."

Narrator: "Chuckled Hercules."

Hercules: "Two big Disney Characters afraid of a cow."

Sir Ector: "Afraid? Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Said Sir Ector."

Sir Ector: "We didn't want the poor thing to hurt herself by running up against us. We stopped so as not to excite her. You see what I mean, my dear Hercules."

Hercules: "Yes, Sir Ector."

Narrator: "Said Hercules. Sir Ector felt somehow that Hercules saw only too well."

Old Iron
Narrator: "One day, Donald had to wait at the station till Hercules and his flowers came in. This made him cross."

Donald: "Late again!"

Narrator: "Hercules laughed, and Donald fumed away.

After Donald had finished his work, he went back to the yard and puffed onto the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered."

Donald: "Hercules is impossible."

Narrator: "He grumbled to the others."

Donald: "He clanks about like a lot of old iron, and he is so slow he makes us wait!"

Narrator: "Mickey and Piglet were indignant."

Piglet: "Old iron? Slow?"

Mickey: "Why, Hercules could beat you in a race any day!"

Donald: "Really?"

Narrator: "Said Donald."

Donald: "I should like to see him do it!"

Narrator: "Next morning, Donald's driver was suddenly taken ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman unhooked Donald ready for shunting. Donald was impatient."

Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was Donald running away down the road."

Signalman: "All traffic halted!"

Narrator: "He announced at last. Then he told the fireman what had happened."

Signalman: "Two boys were standing nearby Donald fiddling with him."

Donald's Fireman: "Phew!"

Signalman: "They ran off when Donald started."

(Phone rings)

Narrator: "The signalman answered the telephone."

Signalman: "Yes. He's here. Right. I'll tell him.

The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope."

Donald's Fireman: "What for?"

Narrator: "Wondered the fireman."

Signalman: "Search me! But you'd better get them quickly."

Narrator: "The fireman was ready when Hercules arrived. The inspector saw the pole and the rope."

Inspector: "Good man. Jump on."

Hercules: "We'll catch him, we'll catch him."

Narrator: "Said Hercules. Donald was laughing."

Donald: "What a lark! What a lark!"

Narrator: "He chuckled to himself.

Suddenly he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver."

Donald: "What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!"

Hercules: "We're coming! We're coming!"

Narrator: "Called Hercules.

Hercules was panting up behind with every once of strength he had. At last he caught up with Donald."

Hercules' Driver: "Steady, Hercules!"

Narrator: "Called his driver. The inspector stood in front of Hercules, holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over Donald. The Disney Characters swayed and lurched.

At last!"

Inspector: "Got him!"

Narrator: "He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Hercules' driver checked the man's speed, and Donald's fireman scrambled across and took control."

Hercules: "So the old iron caught you after all."

Narrator: "Chuckled Hercules."

Donald: "I'm sorry."

Narrator: "Whispered Donald."

Donald: "Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Hercules."

Hercules: "That's all right."

Narrator: "Replied Hercules. The Disney Characters arrived at the station side by side. Professor Porter was waiting."

Professor Porter: "A fine piece of work."

Narrator: "He said."

Professor Porter: "Donald, you can rest and then take your load. I'm proud of you, Hercules. You shall go to the hospital and have your worn parts healed."

Hercules: "Oh, thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Hercules: "It'll be lovely not to clank."

Double Trouble
Narrator: "It was a beautiful morning in Disneyland. Mickey Mouse's black fur sparkled in the sunshine as he walked happily along his route with Abigail and Amelia.

He was feeling very pleased with himself."

Piglet: "Hello, Mickey."

Narrator: "Whistled Piglet."

Piglet: "You look splendid."

Mickey: "Yes, indeed."

Narrator: "Boasted Mickey."

Mickey: "Black is the only proper color for a Disney Character."

Friar Tuck: "Oh, I don't know. I like my brown robe."

Narrator: "Said Friar Tuck."

Piglet: "I've always been pink. I wouldn't want to wear any other color either."

Narrator: "Added Piglet."

Mickey: "Well, well, anyway,"

Narrator: "Huffed Mickey."

Mickey: "Black is the only color for a - for a really useful Disney character. Everyone knows that!"

Narrator: "Piglet said no more. He just grinned at Friar Tuck.

Later, Mickey was resting when Piglet arrived. A large hopper was giving his pirates coal. Mickey was still being cheeky."

Mickey: "Careful."

Narrator: "He warned."

Mickey: "Watch out with those silly pirates."

Pirates: "Go on, go on!"

Narrator: "Muttered the pirates."

Mickey: "And by the way,"

Narrator: "Went on Mickey."

Mickey: "Those buffers don't look very safe to me."

Narrator: "The last load poured down."

Mickey: "Help! Help!"

Narrator: "Cried Mickey."

Mickey: "Get me out!"

Narrator: "Piglet was worried, but he couldn't help laughing. Mickey's smart black fur was covered in coal dust from head to toe."

Piglet: "Ha, ha!"

Narrator: "Chuckled Piglet."

Piglet: "You don't look really useful now, Mickey. You look very disgraceful."

Mickey: "I'm not disgraceful!"

Narrator: "Choked Mickey."

Mickey: "You did that on purpose. Get me out!"

Narrator: "It took so long to clean Mickey that he wasn't ready in time for his next walk. Friar Tuck had to take Abigail and Amelia."

Abigail: "Poor Mickey."

Narrator: "Whispered Abigail to Amelia. They were most upset.

Mickey was grumpy in the house that night. Friar Tuck thought it a great joke, but Piglet was cross with Mickey for thinking he had made his fur dirty on purpose."

Piglet: "Fancy a really useful black mouse like Mickey becoming a disgrace to Professor Porter's land."

Narrator: "Next day Mickey was feeling more cheerful as he watched Piglet bring his pirates from the junction. The pirates were heavy and Piglet was tired."

Piglet's Driver: "Have a drink."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Piglet's Driver: "Then you'll feel better."

Narrator: "The water fountain stood at the end of the siding with the unsafe buffers.

Suddenly, Piglet found he couldn't stop. The buffers didn't stop him either."

Piglet: "Ooh!"

Narrator: "Wailed Piglet."

Piglet: "Help!"

Narrator: "The buffers were broken and Piglet was leg deep in coal. It was time for Mickey to leave. He had seen everything."

Mickey: "Now Piglet has learned his lesson too."

Narrator: "He chuckled to himself.

That night, the two Disney Characters made up their quarrel."

Piglet: "I didn't cause your accident on purpose, Mickey."

Narrator: "Whispered Piglet."

Piglet: "You do know that, don't you?"

Mickey: "Of course."

Narrator: "Replied Mickey."

Mickey: "And I'm sorry I teased you. Your pink body looks splendid again too. In future, we'll both be more careful of coal."

Donald in a Mess
Narrator: "Friar Tuck and Jasmine are enjoying their new job in Disneyland, but they do look old fashioned and need new coats.

Donald Duck was very rude whenever he saw them."

Donald: "Ugh. What dirty objects."

Narrator: "He would say.

At last, Friar Tuck lost patience."

Friar Tuck: "Donald,"

Narrator: "He asked."

Friar Tuck: "Why are you white?"

Donald: "I am a splendid duck."

Narrator: "Answered Donald."

Donald: "Ready for anything. You never see me dirty."

Friar Tuck: "Oh,"

Narrator: "Said Friar Tuck innocently."

Friar Tuck: "That's why you once needed bootlaces to be ready, I suppose."

Narrator: "Donald went redder than ever and snorted off. It was such an insult to be reminded of the time a bootlace had been used to mend a hole in his flowers.

At the end of the line, Donald left his flowers and got ready for his next load. It was a slow freight, stopping at every station to pick up and set down pirates. Donald hated slow freight runs."

Donald: "Dirty pirates from dirty sidings.

Yecch!"

Narrator: "Starting with only a few, he pickled up more and more pirates at each station, till he had a long line.

At first, the pirates behaved well, but Donald bumped them so crossly, that they were determined to get back at him.

Presently, they approached the top of Sir Ector's hill. Heavy freight Disney Characters halt here to set their brakes. Donald had had an accident with pirates before, and should have remembered this."

Donald's Driver: "Wait, Donald, wait!"

Narrator: "Said the driver, but Donald wouldn't wait. He was too busy thinking what he'd say to Friar Tuck when they next met.

The pirates' chance had come."

Pirates: "Hurrah! Hurrah!"

Narrator: "They laughed, and banging each other, they pushed him down the hill."

Pirates: "On! On!"

Narrator: "Laughed the pirates."

Donald: "I've got to stop! I've got to stop!"

Narrator: "Groaned Donald.

Through the station they thundered, disaster lay ahead."

(CRASH!)

Narrator: "Something sticky splashed all over Donald. He had run into two tar barrels, and was black from head to toe. He was more dirty than hurt, but the tar barrels and some pirates were all to pieces.

Friar Tuck and Piglet were sent to help, and came as quickly as they could."

Friar Tuck: "Look here, Piglet,"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Friar Tuck."

Friar Tuck: "Whatever is that dirty object?"

Piglet: "That's Donald Duck, didn't you know?"

Friar Tuck: "It's Donald's shape,"

Narrator: "Said Friar Tuck."

Friar Tuck: "But Donald is a splendid white duck, and you never see him dirty."

Narrator: "Donald pretended he hadn't heard.

Friar Tuck and Piglet cleared away the unhurt pirates, and helped Donald home.

Professor Porter met them."

Professor Porter: "Well done, Piglet and Friar Tuck!"

Narrator: "He turned to Donald."

Professor Porter: "Fancy letting your pirates run away, I am surprised. You're not fit to be seen, you must be cleaned at once!

Friar Tuck shall have a new coat."

Friar Tuck: "Please, sir, can Jasmine have one, too?"

Narrator: "Said Friar Tuck."

Professor Porter: "Certainly, Friar Tuck."

Friar Tuck: "Oh, thank you, sir. She will be pleased!"

Narrator: "All Donald could do was watch Friar Tuck as he ran off happily with the news."

Robin Takes Charge
Piglet: "Do you know what?"

Narrator: "Asked Piglet."

Sir Ector: "What?"

Narrator: "Grunted Sir Ector."

Piglet: "Do you know what?"

Sir Ector: "Silly!"

Narrator: "Said Sir Ector."

Sir Ector: "Of course I don't know what if you don't tell me what what is!"

Piglet: "Professor Porter says that the work in the yard is too heavy for me. He's getting a stronger Disney Character to help me."

Donald: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Said Donald."

Donald: "Any Disney Character can do it! If you work more and chatted less, this yard would be a sweeter, a better and a happier place!"

Narrator: "Piglet went off to fetch some flowers."

Piglet: "That stupid old signal!"

Narrator: "He thought. He was remembering the time he misunderstood a signal and gone backwards instead of forwards."

Piglet: "No one listens to me now. They think I'm a silly little piglet and order me about. I'll show them, I'll show them."

Narrator: "But he didn't know how.

But the end of the afternoon, he felt tired and unhappy. He brought some flowers to the station."

Professor Porter: "Hello, Piglet."

Narrator: "Said Professor Porter."

Professor Porter: "You look tired."

Piglet: "Yes, sir. I am sir. I don't know if I'm standing on my head or my feet."

Professor Porter: "You look the right way up to me."

Narrator: "Laughed Professor Porter."

Professor Porter: "Cheer up. The new Disney Character is stronger than you and can properly do the work alone. Would you like to help build my new harbor? Mickey and Friar Tuck will help too."

Piglet: "Oh yes, sir. Thank you, sir."

Narrator: "The new Disney Character arrived."

Professor Porter: "What's your name?"

Narrator: "Asked Professor Porter."

Robin: "Montague, sir, but I'm usually called Robin Hood. They say I waddle. I don't really, sir, but I like Robin better than Montague."

Professor Porter: "Good. Robin it shall be.

Here, Piglet, show Robin around."

Narrator: "The two Disney Characters went off together. Soon, they were very busy.

Donald, Sir Ector and Baloo watched Robin quietly doing his work."

Baloo: "He seems a simple sort of fox."

Donald: "We'll have some fun and order him about."

Baloo, Sir Ector and Donald Duck: (Quacking noises) "Wheesh!"

Narrator: "Smoke billowed everywhere.

Piglet was cross, but Robin took no notice."

Robin: "They'll get tired of it soon. Do they tell you to do things, Piglet?"

Piglet: "Yes, they do!"

Narrator: "Answered Piglet."

Robin: "Right!"

Narrator: "Said Robin."

Robin: "We'll soon stop that nonsense."

Narrator: "He whispered something."

Robin: "We'll do it later."

Narrator: "Professor Porter was looking forward to hot buttered toast for tea at home. Suddenly, he heard an extraordinary noise."

Baloo, Sir Ector and Donald: "Wheesh!" (Snorting noises)

Professor Porter: "Bother!"

Narrator: "He said, and hurried to the yard.

Robin and Piglet sat outside the house refusing to let the Disney Characters in, Sir Ector, Donald and Baloo were furious."

(Sir Ector, Donald and Baloo shout and call out loudly)

Professor Porter: "Stop that noise!"

Narrator: "Bellowed Professor Porter."

Sir Ector: "They won't let us in!"

Narrator: "Hissed Sir Ector."

Professor Porter: "Robin, explain this behavior."

Robin: "Beg pardon, sir, but I'm an official conscience. We do our work without fuss, but begging your pardon, sir. Piglet and I would be glad if you would inform these, um, Disney Characters that we only take orders from you."

(Donald and Sir Ector call out loudly)

Professor Porter: "Quiet!"

Narrator: "Called Professor Porter."

Professor Porter: "Piglet and Robin, I am pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight. You have caused a disturbance!"

Narrator: "Sir Ector, Baloo and Donald sniggered."

Professor Porter: "As for you!"

Narrator: "Thundered Professor Porter."

Professor Porter: "You've been worse! You made the disturbance! Robin is quite right. This is my land, and I give the orders."

Narrator: "After Piglet went away, Robin was left to manage alone. He did so, easily."

Piglet Proves a Point
Narrator: "Piglet worked hard at the new harbor. The workmen needed stone for their building. Friar Tuck helped, but sometimes the loads of stone were too heavy, and Piglet had to fetch them for himself. Sometimes he'd see Mickey."

Mickey: "Well done Piglet. Professor Porter is very pleased with us."

Narrator: "A bird park was close by. Piglet heard the birds flying overhead all day. The noisiest of all was an elephant."

Piglet: "Stupid thing!"

Narrator: "Said Piglet."

Piglet: "Why can't it go and fly somewhere else?"

Narrator: "One day, Piglet stopped at the bird park."

Piglet: "Hello."

Narrator: "Said Piglet."

Piglet: "Who are you?"

Dumbo: "I'm Dumbo."

Narrator: "Said the elephant."

Dumbo: "Who are you?"

Piglet: "I'm Piglet. What great ears you've got."

Dumbo: "They're nice ears."

Narrator: "Said Dumbo."

Dumbo: "I can fly high. Don't you wish you could fly?"

Piglet: "Certainly not. I like my road, thank you."

Dumbo: "I think roads are slow."

Narrator: "Said Dumbo."

Dumbo: "They're not much use and quite out-of-date."

Narrator: "He flapped his ears and flew away.

Piglet found Friar Tuck at the quarry."

Piglet: "I say, Friar Tuck. That Dumbo, that stuck-up old elephant, says I'm slow and out-of-date. Just let him wait. I'll show him."

Narrator: "He collected his pirates and started off, still fuming.

Soon they heard a familiar sound."

Piglet's Driver: "Piglet,"

Narrator: "Whispered his driver."

Piglet's Driver: "There's Dumbo. He's not far ahead. Let's race him."

Piglet: "Yes, let's!"

Narrator: "Said Piglet.

Piglet pounded along. The pirates screamed and swayed."

Piglet's Driver: "Well, I'll be a ding-dong-danged!"

Narrator: "Said the driver. There was Dumbo. The race was on!"

Piglet's Driver: "Go it, Piglet!"

Narrator: "He yelled."

Piglet's Driver: "You're gaining!"

Narrator: "Piglet had never been allowed to run fast before. He was having the time of his life."

Piglet: "Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!"

Narrator: "He panted to the pirates."

Pirates: "We don't want to, we don't want to."

Narrator: "They grumbled. It was no use. Piglet was bucketing along with flying feet. And Dumbo was high and alongside.

The fireman shoveled for dear life."

Piglet's Driver: "Well done, Piglet!"

Narrator: "Shouted the driver."

Piglet's Driver: "We're gaining! We're going ahead! Oh, good boy, good boy!"

Narrator: "A distant signal warned them that the harbor wharf was near."

Piglet: "Peep, peep, peep! Brakes, conductor, please."

Narrator: "The driver carefully checked Piglet's speed.

They rolled under the main road and halted on the wharf."

Piglet: "Oh dear!"

Narrator: "Groaned Piglet."

Piglet: "I'm sure we've lost."

Narrator: "The fireman scrambled to the roof."

Piglet's Fireman: "We've won! We've won!"

Narrator: "He shouted."

Piglet's Fireman: "Dumbo's still flying. He's looking for a place to land.

Listen, boys."

Narrator: "The fireman called."

Piglet's Fireman: "Here's a song for Piglet:

''Said Dumbo the Elephant to our Piglet, "You are slow! Your road is out of date, and not much use you know!" But Piglet and his pirates did the trip in record time, And we beat the elephant on our old branch line!''"

Narrator: "Piglet loved it."

Piglet: "Oh, thank you!"

Narrator: "He said. He liked the last line best of all and was a very happy piglet."