Who's Killing the Muppets?/Crayola Colors

Cast

 * Gonzo - Pacific Blue
 * Fozzie Bear - Outrageous Orange
 * Kermit the Frog - Caribbean Green
 * Miss Piggy - Pink Flamingo
 * Scooter - Sunset Orange
 * Hooded Killer - Timberwolf
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew - Screamin' Green
 * Beaker - Shocking Pink
 * Rowlf the Dog - Sepia
 * Dr. Teeth - Electric Lime
 * Lew Zealand - Macaroni and Cheese
 * Swedish Chef - Peach
 * Animal - Radical Red
 * Steve Martin - Beaver
 * Camilla - White
 * Stalter - Desert Sand
 * Waldorf - Apricot
 * Penguins - New Sneakers and Leather Jacket
 * Skeeter - Purple

Transcript

 * Pacific Blue: For my next feat, I will walk across hot coals while explaining what the hell I am.
 * Timberwolf: No! For your next feat, you die! (Timberwolf fires a cannon, decapitating Pacific Blue, and Pacific Blue's corpse falls on the hot coals. Then Timberwolf places a water sack on the scene)

Pacific Blue's Funeral and Burial Ceremony


 * Caribbean Green: Pacific Blue died as he lived, and our family will never be whole again. And now, ladies and gentlemen, BEAVER, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!


 * Beaver: "The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want. He makes me like.."
 * Pink Flamingo (interrupting): Oh, are we burying him in a sybian? (White jumps on Pacific Blue's casket as it gets lowered into the ground)
 * Outrageous Orange: You know, the last time a crayola color died was...
 * Beaver (interrupting): Excuse me?
 * Outrageous Orange: Don’t you mean, "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"?
 * Beaver: No, this is a funeral. I’m working. Do I come to where you work and knock everything outta your mouth?!
 * Caribbean Green: Wow, Beaver's working blue, but he’s right. We vowed never to talk about...that night. (The gang turn to look at Sunset Orange) (Sunset Orange waves at them)

Later


 * Outrageous Orange: And then the dad says, "The Aristocrats"! Wocka-wocka!
 * Timberwolf: (Right up at the door) Hey, Outrageous Orange? Why did the orange color turn red?
 * Outrageous Orange: I don’t know, stranger.
 * Timberwolf: Because he was em-bar-rassed!
 * Outrageous Orange: (Sarcastically claps) Wocka-wocka...
 * Timberwolf: Then how about this? Because I totally STABBED YOU! (Timberwolf stabs Outrageous Orange in the neck and then the back with a knife)
 * Outrageous Orange: What a showstopper. Ooohh! (Falls on stage)
 * Desert Sand: See? I told you the orange color was gonna die on stage tonight. (Desert Sand and Apricot laugh)
 * Outrageous Orange: Hey, guys, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?
 * Apricot: You're an ambulance. (Desert Sand and Apricot laugh again, and Outrageous Orange is dragged offscreen by Timberwolf and murdered. Then a red wagon is rolled out on stage)
 * Caribbean Green: (New Sneakers and Leather Jacket roll Outrageous Orange's dead body away) First Pacific Blue, now Outrageous Orange. Could we be paying the price for what we did to...?
 * Pink Flamingo: Don’t say that name, Caribbean Green.
 * Caribbean Green: OOOH, Pink Flamingo's telling me what to do. Wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gotta come see this. Pink Flamingo's telling me what to do! Wow, must be a day that ends in O! (Sunset Orange walks by carrying a boxful of props) Hey, uh, Sunset Orange?
 * Sunset Orange: Oh! Hey there, boss.
 * Caribbean Green: We need to talk about Purple's death.
 * Sunset Orange: Why, sure. I love talking about my twin sister, if not for that tragic accident...
 * Caribbean Green: You know, I'm gonna stop you right there. I got something I gotta tell you.

Crayola Color Babies Flashback


 * Baby Caribbean Green: Let’s play The Little Mermaid!
 * Baby Outrageous Orange: Let’s question Caribbean Green's sensability. Wocka-wocka!
 * Baby Sunset Orange: Hold on! Let me grab my floaties. (Leaves)
 * Baby Purple: What a nerd.
 * Baby Pink Flamingo: Ahem. Moi will play "La Petite Mermaid".
 * Baby Purple: Mermaids aren't fat! (Pushes Baby Pink Flamingo)
 * Baby Caribbean Green: Yikes! Purple, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now. Walk away. (Purple smacks Caribbean Green)
 * Baby Outrageous Orange: NANNY! PURPLE'S HITTING US AGAIN!
 * Baby Caribbean Green: Yeah, who's the homo now? (Purple beats up Outrageous Orange, and Purple gets hit in the back by Caribbean Green with a red wagon and knocked headfirst into the pool) If we do this thing, it’s our secret forever. (All Crayola Color Babies agree and drown Purple in the pool)
 * All Crayola Color Babies: NANNY!

(Present)


 * Sunset Orange: You killed my sister?!?
 * Caribbean Green: Yeah, well, It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Purple's come back from the grave for revenge!


 * Sunset Orange: Oh, Purple will have her revenge… (Sunset Orange reveals himself to be Purple, the Killer, in disguise)
 * Caribbean Green and Pink Flamingo: AAAAHHH!!!
 * Purple: (Takes out knife, and attacks Caribbean Green) Fifteen seconds till your death!
 * Pink Flamingo: HIIII-YAH! (Jumps to kick her, but misses) Wuh!
 * Purple: Here it comes! Showtime!
 * White: (Holding a bow and arrow) Get away from her, you bitch!
 * Purple: You can’t shoot me! White colors don’t even have fingers! (White fires an arrow, which runs through Purple's head) OOHH!! (Falls to the floor with Beaver behind her)
 * Beaver (chuckling): That bit never gets old. (Dances as funny music starts)