Muppet Babies/Song Title (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Baby Rowlf as Mr. Munch
 * Baby Fozzie as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Baby Kermit as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Baby Piggy as Helen Henny
 * Baby Gonzo as Pasqually

Lyrics
Baby Rowlf: Oh, Fozzie. It's hopeless. Kermit needs this new song today and we've got nothing.

Baby Fozzie Come on, Rowlf. We can't give up!

Baby Rowlf: Oh, what are we going to do?

Baby Kermit: Hey, guys!

Baby Rowlf and Baby Fozzie : Aaa hhhh!!!

Baby Rowlf: Uh, hi, Kermit.

Baby Kermit: How's the new song going?

Baby Rowlf: Uh, it's going.

Baby Fozzie: Yeah, boss, uh, it's a real humdinger.

Baby Kermit: Awesome! Tell me about it!

Baby Rowlf: Well, it's, uh, it's in B minor and it's 4/4 or common time and...

Baby Kermit: No, no. What's it called?

Baby Rowlf: Uh, it's called "Song Title!"

Baby Kermit: Song Title. Well, it delivers what it promises. May I hear it?

Baby Rowlf: Oh, good, Fozzie, he wants to hear it! (laughing) Oh, let me see, uh, B minor. Uh...

Baby Kermit: Hey! That's pretty good!

Baby Rowlf: Yeah! Uh, take it, Fozzie!

Baby Fozzie: What? Uh... Went outside 'cause the sun was shining, Rowlf?

Baby Rowlf: Uh, then I went back inside because it was too hot! Go.

Baby Fozzie: Uh, something happened that was really awesome.

Baby Rowlf: Uh, so I had some chocolate milk and I sat on the couch.

Baby Fozzie: Duh, duh, duh and something something.

Baby Rowlf: Come on, Fozzie. You can do better than that.

Baby Fozzie: I think he's onto us. What do we do now?

Baby Rowlf: Just keep singing with me till he goes away.

Baby Rowlf and Baby Fozzie: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Baby Kermit: Song Title.

Baby Rowlf: Yeah! What did you think?

Baby Kermit: I think it just sound like you're making it up as you go along.

Baby Rowlf: What?!

Baby Fozzie: Aw, why would you say that?

Baby Kermit: Look, you didn't come up with anything. That's okay. We could just do "In the Future" or "Dancin' Kitten" again, I guess.

Baby Fozzie: Wait, Kermit, you haven't heard the rest of the song yet.

Baby Kermit: You mean there's more?

Baby Fozzie: You bet there is. Hit it, Rowlf! There are the lyrics to the second verse.

Baby Rowlf: Even if you think that we're making them up!

Baby Fozzie: We'll sing the song for you anytime.

Baby Rowlf: And it looks like it's about a quarter to three.

Baby Fozzie: This door is for emergency use only.

Baby Rowlf: A big pile of costumes, a phone and a mop!

Baby Fozzie: Nothing's written on this piece of paper.

Baby Rowlf: A frog looks around and shakes his head.

Baby Rowlf and Baby Fozzie: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Baby Kermit: Okay, okay. You guys are clearly making this up as you go. I mean it's silly. It's ridiculous.

Baby Piggy: Guys, we heard your song from the other room. It's incredible!

Baby Rowlf and Baby Fozzie : Real ly?

Baby Gonzo: Oh, yes! So innovative! I really like how the verses don't-a rhyme or make any sense!

Baby Piggy: It's just perfect!

Baby Gonzo: What are we waiting for? Let's-a go perform! (laughing)

Baby Fozzie: Yeah!

Baby Piggy: I like pizza and playing games.

Baby Gonzo: I was kinda sleepy, but now I'm not!

Baby Piggy: Pictures of puppies can make me smile.

Baby Gonzo: My mom holds my hand when we ride the bus.

Baby Rowlf: Fur is brown except when it isn't.

Baby Fozzie: Today's not my birthday, but I wish it was.

Baby Piggy: 47 is a pretty big number!

Baby Gonzo: I'm looking at my feet because I like my shoes.

Everyone: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title. You'll never can go wrong with Song Title.