The Nutcracker nail polish/M-M-M Monster Meal (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Dreams Need Clara-fication as Herry Monster
 * March in Uniform as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Dreams Need Clara-fication: (spoken) Hey, March in Uniform! What letter is that that goes up, down, up, down?

March in Uniform: (spoken) That the letter "M", Dreams Need Clara-fication.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: (spoken) Hmmmm...

March in Uniform: (spoken) And the letter "M" reminds me of lots of wonderful things to eat.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: (spoken) Mmmm...let's think of some.

March in Uniform: (spoken) Okay. (singing) Mmm, marshmallows

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Mmm, meatballs

March in Uniform: Mmm, ready to munch (Mmm Mmm)

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Mmm, malted milk

March in Uniform: Mmm, mustard

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Mmm, monster want lunch (Mmm Mmm)

March in Uniform: Mmm, macaroni and melon

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Magnificent meal

March in Uniform: (spoken) Oh yeah!

Dreams Need Clara-fication: (spoken) Mmm.

March in Uniform: (spoken) (singing) If monster had food now How yummy his tummy would feel! (spoken) Oh, getting hungry

Dreams Need Clara-fication: (spoken) Uh-huh! (singing) Mmm, monster want marshmallows Meatballs, milk, melon

March in Uniform: But we got none of them

March in Uniform and Dreams Need Clara-fication : So mmm monsters who are so hungry Will just eat this big letter "M"