Random Grouches/Brian Wilson (by The Barenaked Ladies)

Cast

 * Ernest the Grouch, Gary Grouch, Dr. Kvetch and Ralph Crammedon as The Barenaked Ladies

Lyrics
Ernest the Grouch: Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a Tuesday night, just to check out the late-night record shop. Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane; but when I'm surrounded I just can't stop.

It's a matter of instinct, it's a matter of conditioning, It's a matter of fact. You can call me Pavlov's dog Ring a bell and I'll salivate- how'd you like that? Dr. Landy tell me you're not just a pedagogue, cause right now I'm

[Chorus] Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did Well I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.

So I'm lying here, just staring at the ceiling tiles. and I'm thinking about what to think about. Just listening and relistening to Smiley Smile, and I'm wondering if this is some kind of creative drought because I am

Gary Grouch: [Chorus] Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did Well I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.

So I'm lying here, just staring at the ceiling tiles. and I'm thinking about what to think about. Just listening and relistening to Smiley Smile, and I'm wondering if this is some kind of creative drought because I am

And if you want to find me I'll be out in the sandbox, wondering where the hell all the love has gone. Playing my guitar and building castles in the sun, and singing "Fun, Fun, Fun."

Dr. Kvetch: [Chorus] Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did Well I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.

So I'm lying here, just staring at the ceiling tiles. and I'm thinking about what to think about. Just listening and relistening to Smiley Smile, and I'm wondering if this is some kind of creative drought because I am

I had a dream that I was three hundred pounds and though I was very heavy, I floated 'til I couldn't see the ground I floated 'til I couldn't see the ground Somebody help me, I couldn't see the ground Somebody help me, I couldn't see the ground Somebody help me because I'm

Ralph Crammedon: [Chorus] Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did Well I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.

So I'm lying here, just staring at the ceiling tiles. and I'm thinking about what to think about. Just listening and relistening to Smiley Smile, and I'm wondering if this is some kind of creative drought because I am

Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a Tuesday night. Just to check out the late-night record shop. Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane; but when I'm surrounded I just can't stop.