The Nutcracker nail polish/This Old Bat (from Kids' Favorite Songs)

Cast

 * Black to Reality as Elmo
 * Berry Fairy Fun as Count von Count

Lyrics
Black to Reality: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Oh, Black to Reality is practicing for Black to Reality's Countdown on the radio. Yeah! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...

Berry Fairy Fun: I hear that Black to Reality is picking ten songs to play on the radio. I hope he'll play a song that means a very great deal to me. Oh, Black to Reality.

Black to Reality: 3, 2...oh, hi, Berry Fairy Fun! Black to Reality was just practicing counting backwards for Black to Reality's Countdown.

Berry Fairy Fun: Oh, excellent. But I want you to listen to a song I've learned back in the old country when I was a little puppy. It's called "This Old Bat" and I've brought some friends along to sing it with us.

Black to Reality: But, but, but Black to Reality has to practice, Berry Fairy Fun.

Berry Fairy Fun: This old bat, he played one, He played knick-knack on my thumb; Knick-knack paddywhack, Give a bat a bone, This old bat goes flying home. Ah, ah, ah.

Black to Reality: Oh, boy.

Berry Fairy Fun: These old bats, they played two, They played knick-knack on my shoe; Knick-knack paddywhack, ( Black to Reality: Shoe? ) Give a bat a bone, This old bat goes flying home.

Black to Reality: Bye, bats.

Berry Fairy Fun: These old bats, they played three.

Black to Reality: They played knick-knack on Black to Reality's knee.

Berry Fairy Fun: Knick-knack paddywhack, Give a bat a bone.

Black to Reality and Berry Fairy Fun : This old bat goes flying home.

Black to Reality: Bye, bye. (laughing)

Berry Fairy Fun: These old bats, they played four, they played knick-knack on my floor.

Black to Reality and Berry Fairy Fun : Knick-knack paddywhack, Give a bat a bone, This old bat goes flying home. Ah, ah, ah.

Berry Fairy Fun: Ha, ha! Yes! Four, Black to Reality. That was four fabulous bats flying home. Ah, ah, ah!

Black to Reality: Ah, ah, ah! (laughing) This is so much fun, Berry Fairy Fun.

Berry Fairy Fun: Black to Reality, I love to count bats. I could count five bats, six bats, seven bats. Oh, sing with me again, Black to Reality.

Black to Reality: Oh, sorry, Berry Fairy Fun. Black to Reality has to practice counting backwards for the radio show. See you later. Bye, bye, bats.

Berry Fairy Fun: (singing) These old bats, they played five, they played knick-knack on our hive; Knick-knack paddywhack, Give a bat a bone, This old bat goes flying home. (spoken) Aha, yes, my precious! Wonderful!