Rock 'n' Roll and Other Stories (RS Mr. Conductor and Friends version)

The RS Mr. Conductor and Friends version of Rock 'n' Roll and Other Stories is a Disney/Thomas parody of the Thomas UK/AUS video of the same name. It features eight fourth season episodes of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends narrated by Michael Angelis.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
 * Grandpa Dave (from Arthur) as Toby
 * Spike (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Duck
 * Bashful (from Snow White) as Skarloey
 * Grumpy (from Snow White) as Sir Handel/Falcon
 * Happy (from Snow White) as Peter Sam/Stuart
 * Sleepy (from Snow White) as Rusty
 * Dopey (from Snow White) as Duncan
 * Doc (from Snow White) as Duke
 * Stewie (from Family Guy) as Smudger
 * Flowers (from Alice in Wonderland) as The Coaches
 * Changelings (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as The Narrow Gauge Trucks
 * Budgie (from Budgie the Little Helicopter) as Harold
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Captain Star (from TUGS) as The Mid-Sodor Railway Manager
 * Stu Pickles (from Rugrats) as The Portly Man
 * Eustace (from Courage the Cowardly Dog) as Jeremiah Jobling (cameo)
 * Phil (from Rugrats) as Stephen Hatt (cameo)
 * Mrs. Twombly (from Littlest Pet Shop (2012)) as Mrs. Kyndley (cameo)
 * Lazy Luke (from Wacky Races) as Jem Cole (cameo)
 * Orson (from Garfield/US Acres) as Farmer Trotter (cameo)
 * Mr. Burns (from The Simpsons) as Diesel (mentioned)
 * Merlin (from The Sword in the Stone) as Sir Robert Norramby (indirectly mentioned)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) Grandwarf
 * 2) Sleeping Beauty
 * 3) Bulldog
 * 4) A Bad Day for Grumpy
 * 5) Changelings
 * 6) Home at Last
 * 7) Rock 'n' Roll
 * 8) Special Hat

Grandwarf
Narrator: "One winter's night, when the cold wind blew, the TV Characters found it hard to sleep."

Grandpa Dave: "What we need..."

Narrator: "Suggested Grandpa Dave,"

Grandpa Dave: "Is to listen to a story."

Bart: "A mysterious story."

Narrator: "Said Bart."

Spike: "But,"

Narrator: "Added Spike,"

Spike: "It must have a happy ending."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Driver told me a story,"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor. So everyone listened."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Once upon a time,"

Narrator: "Began RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "There were three little dwarfs, who lived in their own little house on their own little land. Their names were Doc, Happy and Grumpy. Doc was the oldest, and was named after his grace, the Doc of TV Land. He was proud of this, and loved to keep the younger dwarfs in order.

Whenever they did anything that Doc thought wrong, he would say,"

Doc: "That would never suit his grace."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Other dwarfs came and went, but Doc outlasted them all.

Happy and Grumpy used to call him 'Grandwarf.' They were fond of him, but they got very tired of hearing all about 'his grace'.

Sometimes they would tease him and chant,"

Grumpy and Happy: "Dwarfs come and dwarfs go, Grandwarf goes on forever."

Doc: "You impertinent scallywags!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Doc would say."

Doc: "Whatever are you dwarfs coming to?"

Happy: "Never mind, Grandwarf. We're only young once."

Doc: "Well, you better mind. Unless you want to end up like Stewie."

Grumpy: "Oh, Grandwarf? What ever happened?"

Doc: "Stewie,"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Said Doc,"

Doc: "Was a show-off!

He rode roughly and often came off of the road.

I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice."

Stewie: "Listen, Docy, who worries about a few spills?"

Doc: "'We do here,' I said, but Stewie just laughed."

Stewie: "He he he he he!"

Doc: "Until one day, Captain Star said he was going to make him useful at last. Stewie stopped laughing then."

Happy: "Why? W-w-what did he do?"

Doc: "He turned him into a generator. He's still out there behind our house. He'll never move again."

RS Mr. Conductor: "After that, Happy and Grumpy became really useful dwarfs, and all three were happy together for many years.

Then, hard times came. The companies near the hills closed, and the land was closed, too. People came to buy the dwarfs."

Passengers: "We'll take Happy and Grumpy."

RS Mr. Conductor: "No one wanted Doc. They thought him 'Too old'."

Happy: "Cheer up, Grandwarf."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Called Happy."

Happy: "We'll find you some nice land, and then you can come and keep us in order."

RS Mr. Conductor: "They tried to be brave and cheerful, but no one really thought their dreams would come true.

Doc's driver and fireman polished and greased him one last time. They sheeted him snugly, and said good-bye. They had to go away and find work. Doc was alone."

Doc: "Oh, well."

RS Mr. Conductor: "He sighed."

Doc: "I'll go to sleep. It'll help to pass the time."

RS Mr. Conductor: Winter torrents washed soil from the hills. Trees and bushes grew all around. You wouldn't have known a house was there, let alone a dwarf asleep inside."

Bart: "That's not a happy ending!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Bart."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Ah,"

Narrator: "Murmured RS Mr. Conductor sleepily."

RS Mr. Conductor: "There will be one, but that will have to wait until next time."

Sleeping Beauty
Narrator: "It was a beautiful moonlit night in TV Land. The day's work was done and all the TV Characters puffed safely home."

Bart: "RS Mr. Conductor,"

Narrator: "Whispered Bart."

Bart: "Will you tell us the end of the story?"

RS Mr. Conductor: "You mean the one about Doc the Lost Dwarf?"

Homer: "Exactly."

Narrator: "Said Homer."

Schemer: "But,"

Narrator: "Added Schemer."

Schemer: "Please remind us of the story so far."

Narrator: "So RS Mr. Conductor began and here is the rest of the story he told."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Doc was old and lived with two young dwarfs called Happy and Grumpy. They teased Doc and called him 'Grandwarf', but they were happy together.

Then, their land was closed down and the young dwarfs went away. Doc was left alone in the house. He went to sleep and everything around him changed. But Doc was never forgotten.

Years went by until one day not long ago, visitors came to see Mayor Adam West."

Visitors: "We want to find Doc."

RS Mr. Conductor: "They said."

Visitors: "And make him happy again."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Maps lay everywhere."

Stu Pickles: "If we follow the old road shown here on the map."

RS Mr. Conductor: "They said."

Stu Pickles: "We'll travel north of the village and then into the mountains. And look. There's the sign for the old station. If Doc's anywhere, he's there."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Everyone set off to the mountains far away.

The days went by, the search grew harder, but the rescuers wouldn't give up."

Rescuers: "Let's go this way."

RS Mr. Conductor: "They said.

But there was still no sign of Doc."

Rescuers: "He's here somewhere."

RS Mr. Conductor: "They said. They scrambled over hills, struggled over ditches.

At last their search ended,

(Crash!)

Quite by accident."

Stu Pickles: "We found him! We found our sleeping beauty."

Doc: "Excuse me?"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Enquired Doc."

Doc: "Are you a vandal? Driver told me vandals break and smash things."

Rescuers: "Bless you, no."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Laughed the rescuers."

Stu Pickles: "We dropped in because we couldn't find your door. Grumpy and Happy will be pleased to see you."

Doc: "So they did remember."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Sighed Doc happily.

Then they all set off for Doc's new home.

Happy and Grumpy were ready for a big welcome."

Grumpy and Happy: "He's here."

RS Mr. Conductor: "They whispered."

Grumpy and Happy: "Sh! Sh!"

Doc: "You woke me up!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Grumbled Doc."

Doc: "In my young days, dwarfs were..."

Happy: "Seen and not heard, Grandwarf, we know."

Grumpy: "We're all be back at work tomorrow. We're glad you've come back. We can keep you in order now."

Doc: "Keep me in order? Be off with you! Impertinent scallywags!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Murmured Doc. But his old eyes twinkled, and for the first time in years, he smiled as he dozed in the sun.

And that,"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Is the whole story. Did you like it?"

Other TV Characters: "Yes indeed."

Narrator: "Agreed the TV characters."

Other TV Characters: "Especially the happy ending."

Narrator: "And soon, they were all asleep too."

Bulldog
Narrator: "One morning, Bart was impatience. He was wearing a new shirt and long for everyone to see it. The other TV Characters were still dozing, but not Bart."

Bart: "Driver should be here by now. What's he doing?"

Garfield: "Sleeping."

Narrator: "Grunted Garfield."

Bart: "But that means I'll be late. The flowers will be waiting and the passengers will get cross."

Homer: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Huffed Homer."

Schemer: "It's still early."

Narrator: "Added Schemer."

Schemer: "You just want to show off."

Bart: "No I don't!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Never Bart."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "It'll soon be time for work. But be careful, or you might run into danger and Doc is not here to save you."

Grandpa Dave: "D-D-Doc?"

Narrator: "Stuttered Grandpa Dave."

Grandpa Dave: "You mean our hero?"

Narrator: "A large painting of Doc hung in the house."

RS Mr. Conductor: "The very same."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Driver told me the story. Listen."

Narrator: "And this is the story RS Mr. Conductor told them."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Long ago, Happy and Grumpy used to work with Doc on his old land, but Grumpy still had a lot to learn.

Captain Star came to see him."

Captain Star: "Grumpy, I'm pleased with your work so far. Now you must learn the difficult part of the path. We call it "The Mountain Road"."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Grumpy was excited."

Grumpy: "Yes, please sir."

Captain Star: "So tomorrow,"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Continued Captain Star."

Captain Star: "When you have some new clothes, you will go on it. Doc will explain everything."

Grumpy: "Huh!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Thought Grumpy."

Grumpy: "Doc's an old fusspot!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Next day came."

Doc: "Listen."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Warned Doc."

Doc: "The mountain road is difficult. I'll lead."

Grumpy: "No."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Replied Grumpy."

Grumpy: "I'll lead. How can I learn the route with you lumbering ahead and blocking the view?"

Doc: "Suit yourself."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Said Doc."

Doc: "But never mind the view. Look at the path."

RS Mr. Conductor: "The dwarfs set off."

Doc: "Look at the path."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Puffed Doc."

Doc: "Never mind the view."

Grumpy: "Fusspot, fusspot!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Replied Grumpy."

Grumpy: "Fuddy-duddy, fuddy-duddy, fuddy-duddy!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "The dawrfs' speed grew slower and slower."

Grumpy: "Don't dawdle, don't dawdle!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Urged Grumpy."

Doc: "No hurry, no hurry."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Puffed Doc.

Soon they approach the tunnel. Grumpy didn't like the tunnel. It was curved and he couldn't see."

Grumpy: "I want to get out! I want to get out!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "He sighed. One moment, everything seemed safe. But then suddenly...

Grumpy hung dangerously over the edge.

Doc bravely held on with all of his strength."

Doc: "Stop shaking!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "He called."

Doc: "I can't hold you if you shake."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Doc's driver and fireman worked quickly to make the two dwarfs safe again.

Then came more trouble."

Doc's Fireman: "Water!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Cried Doc's fireman."

Doc's Fireman: "Doc needs water quickly!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Luckily there was a workman's cottage nearby. Soon everyone was passing jugs, buckets, kettles and saucepans filled with water until Doc's thirst was quinched. All the while, Doc was building more strength. At last, when everyone's help, he was able to pull Grumpy back onto the path.

Then they started off once more.

Captain Star was waiting at the top station. He apologized with the accident."

Passengers: "Your Doc,"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Said the passengers."

Passengers: "is a hero. He stood firm like a bulldog and wouldn't like go."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Grumpy was grateful too."

Grumpy: "Thank you for saving me, Doc. I don't know why you bothered after I've been so rude."

Doc: "Oh well,"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Replied Doc."

Doc: "You just had some new clothes. It would've been a pity if you felled down the mountain and spoiled them."

A Bad Day for Grumpy
Narrator: "Bashful and Sneezy work on the land that weaves around lakes, and mountain sides. Their flowers have many visitors, and the dwarfs are proud to run the path, come rain or shine.

The dwarfs will never let their passengers down, but they are old and they tire more easily.

Their drivers understood this, and they spoke kindly to them."

Bashful and Sneezy's Drivers: "There's more than enough work for both of you on this land. The manager is sending two more dwarfs to help us run the path."

Narrator: "Bashful and Sneezy were pleased with this news, and promised to give the new dwarfs a big welcome.

When Grumpy and Happy arrived, they found that they had much to learn."

Grumpy: "What a small cottage."

Narrator: "Grunted Grumpy."

Grumpy: "This won't do at all. We're much too smart for this old shack."

Happy: "I think it's nice."

Narrator: "Said Happy."

Grumpy: "Humph."

Narrator: "Replied Grumpy."

Grumpy: "What's that rubbish?"

Happy: "Shhh."

Narrator: "Said Happy."

Happy: "That's Bashful. He's famous."

Narrator: "And then he whispered to Bashful."

Happy: "I'm sorry, Bashful. Grumpy's upset now, but he's quite nice, really."

Narrator: "Bashful felt sorry for Happy."

Grumpy's Fireman: "Now, Grumpy,"

Narrator: "Said the fireman,"

Grumpy's Fireman: "I will get you ready for work."

Grumpy: "I'm tired! Let Happy go; he'd love it!"

Grumpy's Fireman: "No, you're first!"

Narrator: "Grumpy puffed away to fetch his flowers. He didn't like the look of them at all."

Grumpy: "What ever next? Those aren't flowers, they're weeds!"

Flowers: "Oh!"

Narrator: "Screamed the Flowers."

Flowers: "What a horrid dwarf!"

Grumpy: "It's not what I'm used to."

Narrator: "Clanked Grumpy.

He rolled to the platform just as Garfield arrived."

Grumpy: "Hello, who are you?"

Garfield: "I'm Garfield. Who are you?"

Grumpy: "I'm Grumpy. I've heard of you. You're an express TV character. So am I, but I'm used to smart flowers, not these weeds! Do you have smart flowers? I see you do."

Garfield: "We must have a chat."

Grumpy: "Sorry, I can't stop. Must keep time, you know."

Narrator: "Garfield was speechless!

Clouds of steam filled the air as Grumpy huffed and puffed along the line.

He was still cross when they reached the top station. Grumpy was hoping for a rest, but his driver thought otherwise."

Grumpy's Driver: "We'll leave the flowers now, and fetch some changelings from the quarry."

Grumpy: "Changelings?"

Narrator: "Snorted Grumpy."

Grumpy: "Changelings? I won't, so there!"

Narrator: "Grumpy was about to cause a great deal of trouble."

Grumpy: "Told you."

Narrator: "Said Grumpy.

By the time workmen came to rescue him, Grumpy was feeling rather silly. To make matters worse, there stood Mayor Adam West. His message to Grumpy was brief and blunt."

Mayor Adam West: "I shall talk to you later!"

Narrator: "Then he and the fireman left with Happy. Grumpy felt sillier still."

Grumpy's Driver: "Come on,"

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Grumpy's Driver: "Let's get you back on the path."

Narrator: "When Grumpy crawled home, he found Mayor West waiting for him."

Mayor Adam West: "You're a very naughty dwarf!

I hope I can trust you to behave when you next come out of this cottage."

Narrator: "After hearing that, I'm sure Grumpy will. Aren't you?"

Changelings
Narrator: "Everyday, where the dwarfs work, the crisp air is suddenly filled with a familiar noise. The lakes and mountains have many visitors, and Budgie the Little Helicopter flies the sky making sure no one's in trouble."

Budgie: "All present and correct. Time to return to home."

Narrator: "Then Budgie noticed something. A sleepy dwarf was coming round the mountainside.

Budgie flew lower for a closer inspection."

Budgie: "I'm Budgie. Who are you?"

Sleepy: "I'm Sleepy."

Narrator: "Replied the dwarf."

Budgie: "Don't recall seeing you before. What brings you this way?"

Sleepy: "Mayor Adam West sent me to help the other dwarfs."

Narrator: "Huffed Sleepy. This was no time for a chat with a helicopter."

Budgie: "Well done! Cheers! And keep up the good work."

Sleepy: "Cheeky chopper!"

Narrator: "Muttered Sleepy."

Sleepy's Driver: "Not long now."

Narrator: "Encouraged the driver."

Sleepy's Driver: "We'll soon be at the top station."

Narrator: "Happy and Grumpy were glad to see Sleepy. Even so, Grumpy wouldn't stop grumbling. The changelings didn't like Grumpy and wanted to play tricks on him."

Garfield: "No one understands our feelings."

Narrator: "Sympathized Garfield."

Garfield: "Now if you were ill, you couldn't arrange changelings, could you?"

Grumpy: "Good idea!"

Narrator: "Replied Grumpy."

Grumpy: "I'll try it."

Narrator: "He did so next morning."

Grumpy: "I don't feel well."

Narrator: "He groaned. There wasn't time to examine him, so some of his changelings were lined up behind Happy's flowers.

Sleepy promised to follow with the rest.

Happy didn't mind the extra work. He left his flowers at the station, and trundled cheerfully on.

Soon, they reached the quarry where the changelings were needed.

Empty changelings at the bottom of a slope are hitched to a steel rope. Loaded ones at the top are hitched to another. By their weight, loaded changelings run down the steep slope pulling the empty ones up.

Happy waited at the bottom of the slope for the loaded changelings. He never bumped changelings, unless they missed behaved.

But the loaded changelings couldn't see him properly. They thought he was Grumpy. Their chance for trickery had come."

Loaded Changelings: "Faster, faster!"

Narrator: "They yelled."

Empty Changelings: "No, no!"

Narrator: "Wailed the empty changelings."

Empty Changelings: "It's Happy!"

Narrator: "But it was no use!"

Loaded Changelings: "Hurrah, hurrah!"

Narrator: "Roared the changelings. Happy shut his eyes."

(CRASH!)

Happy: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "Wailed Happy. Sleepy was working nearby, and came to help clear up the mess."

Sleepy: "Bust my hands!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Sleepy."

Sleepy: "Never mind, Happy. We'll get you out."

Narrator: "Happy felt battered. His hat was ripped and his stomach dented."

Happy: "Thank you, Sleepy."

Narrator: "He sighed, and limped slowly home."

Grumpy: "I'm sorry about your accident."

Narrator: "Said Grumpy."

Grumpy: "I always stand well back. Changelings don't like me."

Happy: "Why didn't you warn me?"

Grumpy: "I didn't think."

Mayor Adam West: "You never do! You can start thinking now while you're doing Happy's work, as well as your own! That'll teach you to pretend you were ill."

Narrator: "Grumpy did start thinking about Garfield.

When the wreckage was cleared away, Sleepy set off along the path."

Budgie: "Splendid to see you again."

Narrator: "Whizzed Budgie."

Budgie: "I'm completing my evening look about."

Sleepy: "Well done!"

Narrator: "Replied Sleepy."

Sleepy: "Keep up the good work."

Narrator: "And the sleepy dwarf walked back home."

Home at Last
Narrator: "Bashful had been to the works to be mended. He felt much better. Sleepy was helping him off his wagon. Bashful hadn't met the sleepy dwarf before."

Bashful: "Sleepy seems a kindly sort of dwarf."

Narrator: "He thought to himself."

Sleepy: "I help to mend the paths and do odd jobs."

Narrator: "Said Sleepy."

Sleepy: "I hear everyone's looking forward to seeing you again. Come on."

Narrator: "Happy was feeling depressed. He was still getting over his accident but he wanted to start work again. Mayor Adam West wouldn't let him."

Mayor Adam West: "Another day's rest will do you good."

Narrator: "He said."

Mayor Adam West: "Besides, I've got a surprise for you."

Happy: "For me sir! How nice sir! What is it sir?"

Mayor Adam West: "Wait and see."

Narrator: "The surprise was Bashful."

Happy: "Oh."

Narrator: "Said Happy."

Happy: "I'm glad you've come home."

Narrator: "They gave Bashful some stamina and he sizzled happily."

Bashful: "I feel all excited."

Narrator: "He said."

Bashful: "Just like a young dwarf. Now tell me all the news."

Happy: "I see you've met Sleepy."

Narrator: "Said Happy."

Bashful: "Yes. I like that dwarf."

Happy: "So do I."

Narrator: "Replied Happy."

Happy: "It's a pity Dopey doesn't."

Bashful: "Who is Dopey?"

Happy: "He came as a spare dwarf after my accident."

Narrator: "Replied Happy."

Bashful: "Is he useful?"

Happy: "He keeps busy and I'm sure he means well, but he's bouncy and rude. He sings and sways and swivles around. His driver calls it Rock 'n' Roll."

Bashful: "I understand."

Narrator: "Said Bashful gravely.

His driver interrupted."

Bashful's Driver: "Dopey has done it again. He's stuck in a tunnel. Come on old boy. We'll have to get him out."

Narrator: "Bashful was pleased. He wanted to run and looked forward to meeting Dopey. They found some workmen and hurried up the path."

Bashful: "How nice and smooth the path is."

Narrator: "Thought Bashful."

Bashful: "They mended all the old bumps. The sleepy dwarf has helped to do that. What a difference Sleepy's made to the path."

Narrator: "Quite soon they found Dopey. He was stuck at the far end of the tunnel and he was very cross."

Dopey: "I'm a plain blunt dwarf. I speak as I find. Tunnels should be tunnels and not rabbit holes. This land is no good at all."

Dopey's Driver: "Don't be silly!"

Narrator: "Snapped his driver."

Dopey's Driver: "This tunnel is quite big enough for dwarfs who don't rock 'n' roll!"

Narrator: "It took some while to clear away the rocks and set Dopey free again.

At last, Bashful was able to push Dopey and his flowers safely through.

The workmen stayed to make sure everything was safe.

Dopey grumbled all the way home, but Bashful payed no attention.

Later, Mayor West spoke severely to Dopey."

Rock 'n' Roll
Narrator: "Bashful the Dwarf loves all the sights and sounds along his path and knows them very well.

One morning, soon after he returned from being mended, he was enjoying his journey more than ever before. Along the way, he met Sleepy."

Bashful: "You know,"

Narrator: "He said."

Bashful: "If I couldn't see these familiar faces and places, I'd think I was on a different land. You've done wonders with these roads."

Narrator: "Sleepy laughed."

Sleepy: "I'm glad you're pleased. Manager says let's mend the roads so well, he won't know where he is. And we did, and you didn't if you take my meaning."

Narrator: "Bashful liked this hard working dwarf."

Sleepy: "There's still on bad bit."

Narrator: "Warned Sleepy."

Sleepy: "Just before the first station. A dwarf might come off there, particularly Dopey. He will rock 'n' roll along the path. Look at him right now. I shouldn't like his passengers hurt."

Dopey: "What about me? I'm a plain dwarf and I believe in plain speaking. Speak up!"

Narrator: "Sleepy warned Dopey about the bad bit of road."

Dopey: "Huh!"

Narrator: "Grunted Dopey."

Dopey: "I know my way about. I don't need smelly sleepy dwarfs to tell me what to do."

Narrator: "Sleepy felt hurt.

Dopey banged about the yard. Then, he clattered crossly to the station. Schemer was already there waiting for him."

Schemer: "You're late!"

Narrator: "He snapped."

Dopey: "I know."

Narrator: "Said Dopey."

Dopey: "It's that smelly sleepy dwarf's fault. Sleepy tries to teach me how to stay on the road, and then goes off leaving me to find my own flowers."

Schemer: "You poor dwarf."

Narrator: "Sympathized Schemer."

Schemer: "I know all about bossy people. One crept into our yard and ordered us about. I soon sent him packing."

Narrator: "Dopey was filled with admiration. He didn't know that Schemer was boastful and sometimes didn't tell the truth."

Dopey: "Send Sleepy packing! Send Sleepy packing!"

Narrator: "Snorted Dopey. He climbed the hill furiously."

Dopey's Driver: "Well done, boy! Keep it up!"

Narrator: "Encouraged his driver.

Soon they were near the first station. Dopey was pleased."

Dopey: "Nothing's happened, nothing's happened! Silly old sleepy dwarf! clever me!"

Narrator: "And he rocked and rolled along the path."

Dopey's Driver: "Steady, boy."

Narrator: "Checked his driver. But it was too late."

Dopey: "Sleepers and ballast! I'm off."

Narrator: "And he was."

Sleepy: "I warned him."

Narrator: "Said Sleepy."

Sleepy: "But all he did was call me names."

Narrator: "The sleepy dwarf refused to move."

Bashful: "I'm ashamed of you, Sleepy."

Narrator: "Said Bashful."

Bashful: "Think of the passengers. What are they going to do?"

Sleepy: "Oh, I've forgotten them. Yes, of course. We must help the passengers."

Narrator: "And Sleepy roared into life.

Dopey stood sad and solitary. He couldn't rock 'n' roll now."

Dopey: "Oh dear."

Narrator: "He thought."

Dopey: "Everyone will know how silly I am."

Narrator: "The passengers had to get out and help too. They weren't very pleased about that, but worked as hard as they could. They carefully leavered Dopey back onto the road.

After that, Dopey was extra careful all day.

At last, evening came."

Dopey: "Sleepy,"

Narrator: "He whispered."

Dopey: "Thank you for helping. I'm sorry I was rude to you."

Sleepy: "That's all right, Dopey."

Dopey: "I wish all sleepy dwarfs were like you. Let's be friends."

Sleepy: "Suits me."

Narrator: "Replied Sleepy."

Sleepy: "We'll mend that bad bit of road first thing tomorrow."

Special Hat
Narrator: "It was winter in TV Land. Happy puffed nervously along the path. His hat had never been the same since his accident with some changelings. Now the biting wind was trying to blow it away."

Happy: "My hat feels wobbly."

Narrator: "He complained."

Happy: "I wish manage would hurry up with my new one. He says it would be something special."

Bashful, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey and Doc: "You and your special hat."

Narrator: "Laughed the other dwarfs. They were fond of Happy, but his special hat had become quite a joke.

The winter wind grew worst. The rain came too, turning hillside streams into torrents, which threatened to wash the path away.

Sleepy, the sleepy dwarf, worked hard carrying workmen up and down the path. They were removing branches and leaves so water could flow away.

But one morning, Sleepy's driver brought bad news."

Sleepy's Driver: "There's been a washout near the tunnel. The road has been swept away. We must repair the damage immediately."

Narrator: "The important work took longer than expected. As days went by, the weather changed. It became frosty and much colder."

The workmen finished at last. Happy was most careful as he took the morning flowers over the mended bit of road.

Soon, they approached the tunnel. It was short and curved. So his driver could not see right through it. Happy was heading for trouble."

Happy's Driver: "There's something hanging from the roof."

Narrator: "Shouted his driver. Happy came out of the tunnel a different looking dwarf. He no longer had his hat."

Guard: "Here's what hit you, Happy."

Narrator: "Called the guard. And he produced a thick, cold icicle. They set off again, but without his hat, the journey was very difficult.

Then, his fireman saw an old box lying beside the road."

Happy's Fireman: "We'll use that instead of your hat. At least, it'll keep your head warm."

Narrator: "Happy finished his journey with the box wired to his body.

The other dwarf laughed, and Grumpy sang a song about it."

Grumpy: "Happy said again and again, his new hat will put ours to shame. Went into a tunnel and lost his old hat. Now his famous new hat's a box!"

Narrator: "The teasing continued until at last the day came when his new hat arrived.

Mayor Adam West proudly presented it."

Happy: "Oh dear!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Happy."

Happy: "Someone's squashed it."

Narrator: "Mayor West laughed."

Mayor Adam West: "Don't worry, Happy. This hat is something special indeed. You'll soon see."

Narrator: "Happy's new hat was made of special wool, which made his head much warmer."

Happy: "I feel stronger than ever before!"

Narrator: "He hummed. Even Grumpy was impressed."

Grumpy: "I can't understand it. Happy just seems to stroll along the path. He makes work look so easy."

Narrator: "The others don't laugh at Happy's hat now. They wished they had one like it."