Muppet lip balm/Natasha's Lullabye (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka Watermelon as Humphrey
 * Miss Piggy's Divine Swine Strawberry as Baby Natasha

Lyrics
Miss Piggy's Divine Swine Strawberry: (babbling)

Fozzie Bear's Wocka Wocka Watermelon: (spoken) Okay, Miss Piggy's Divine Swine Strawberry. It's time to go beddy-bye. Yeah. Daddy will sing you a lullaby, so you can go to sleep. Mhm. So all of you can go to sleep. (singing) Goodnight, Miss Piggy's Divine Swine Strawberry, so dear to our hearts. Goodnight to your body and each of its parts. Goodnight to your knuckles and your fingers and toes. Goodnight to your neck and your cute little nose. Goodnight to your voice, it's the sweetest I've heard. Goodnight to your beak. Ah, whoops! You're not a bird. Goodnight to your tummy. Gee, I really love it. Goodnight to your mouth and your moustache above it. (spoken) Oh, you do not have a moustache, do you? Well, I'd love it even if you did. (singing) Goodnight, Miss Piggy's Divine Swine Strawberry, so cute in your bed. Look, your feet have dozed off now and so has your head. Not to mention your arms, hands, and legs, left and right. Your whole body's asleep, so Miss Piggy's Divine Swine Strawberry, goodnight. Yes, goodnight, Miss Piggy's Divine Swine Strawberry. Miss Piggy's Divine Swine Strawberry, goodnight. (spoken) Aw. Look at that. She's sleeping just like a baby. Oh. She is a baby. My baby. (sighs) Nighty night, Miss Piggy's Divine Swine Strawberry.