Random Muppets Characters/Down the Well (from SpongeBob SquarePants)

Cast

 * Waldo C. Graphic as SpongeBob SquarePants
 * George the Janitor as Squidward Tentacles

Lyrics
Waldo C. Graphic: Take a penny and some magic, Even though your life is tragic. George the Janitor: Hey! Waldo C. Graphic: You can throw all your dreams down the well. Although every day the pain grows, You'll ride unicorns on rainbows If you throw all your dreams down the well. When your life's come apart at the seams, And you've given up all your dreams, Here is just the means to make those dreams come true. No more suffering, no more sighing, No more pain and no more crying George the Janitor: I'm not crying! [ Waldo C. Graphic hits him with wand] Waldo C. Graphic: If you throw all your dreams down the well.

Reprise
Waldo C. Graphic: Oh, the magic has gone missing, And everyone's still wishing, But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground. You'll find magic under rubble, So, Link Hogthrob, grab a shovel, And here is where the magic can be found. We're at the bottom of a well, But man won't it be swell, When we make everyone's wishes all come true?