Spike the Jet Dragon/Spike & The Jet Engine

Spike the Jet Dragon, retitled Spike & The Jet Engine for American audience, is the twenty-second episode of the sixth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the one hundred and fifty-second episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Thomas the Jet Engine/Thomas & The Jet Engine.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Big Macintosh as Henry
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Angel as Bertie
 * Gustave Le Grand as Cranky
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Night Light as Donald (cameo)
 * Mayor Mare as Dowager Hatt (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves is a very proud buffalo. He's the fastest animal in Ponyville. He loves speeding along his road with the wind blowing across his head."

Chief Thunderhooves' Driver: "You've broken the record again."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Chief Thunderhooves: "I'm the fastest!"

Narrator: "Boasted Chief Thunderhooves. But not all the animals were impressed."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Speed isn't everything."

Narrator: "Said Cranky smugly."

Spike: "But being reliable and useful is."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Chief Thunderhooves: "You slow animals will never understand."

Narrator: "Snorted Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Because you'll never go as fast as me."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity arrived with news of a special for Spike."

Spike: "I want you to collect a jet engine and take it to the airfield."

Pipsqueak: "What's a jet engine?"

Narrator: "Asked Pipsqueak."

Hoity Toity: "A jet engine goes forward by pushing hot air out of its back."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity explained."

Spike: "Just like when you blow up a balloon and let it go."

Narrator: "Added Spike."

Spike: "It's very fast."

Narrator: "Spike likes making special deliveries for Hoity Toity. It makes him feel special. But secretly he wished he could go as fast as Chief Thunderhooves. Just once.

Spike arrived at the docks excited to see the jet engine. It was shiny and modern, and Spike had never seen anything like it. He could wait to start his journey. But Gustave was taking his time."

Spike: "Hurry up!"

Narrator: "Huffed Spike."

Spike: "This is a special special!"

Narrator: "Gustave didn't like being told what to do, especially by a dragon. He became so cranky that he was careless with his hands.

His hanks knocked the switch. And the switch started the jet engine. And the engine began to whine. The whine got louder, and louder, and louder, and louder."

Gustave Le Grand: "Uh-oh."

Narrator: "Said Gustave. Before he could say anything else, the jet engine was rocketing Spike up the road."

Spike: "OHHHHHH!"

Narrator: "Said Spike. The driver tried to put on the brakes, but Spike couldn't stop."

Spike: "OHHHHHH! BOY!"

Narrator: "The stationmaster called ahead."

Stationmaster: "Clear the roads! It's a runaway dragon."

Narrator: "Signals were changed and paths were set. Spike had never been so excited.

Spike flew by Cranky, and rocketed by Big Mac, and raced by Pipsqueak. There were amazed.

Angel was excited when he saw Spike flying down the road."

Angel: "Want a race, Spike?"

Narrator: "Called Angel."

(Spike races pass)

Angel: "Uh, never mind."

Narrator: "No one had ever seen a dragon go so fast.

Chief Thunderhooves had no idea that Spike was racing along the main road."

Chief Thunderhooves: "I am the fastest!"

Narrator: "Said Chief Thunderhooves proudly."

Spike: "Hi Thunderhooves! Bye Thunderhooves!"

Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves could not believe what he had seen.

At last, the jet engine ran out of fuel and Spike was back under his own speed.

He walked gently into the station."

Spike: "Sorry for over taking you back there, Chief Thunderhooves."

Narrator: "Teased Spike."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Overtake me? I didn't notice."

Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves huffed."

Big Macintosh: "You didn't notice the fastest animal in Ponyville?"

Narrator: "Said Big Macintosh."

Spike: "Yes, I am the fastest."

Narrator: "Puffed Spike. Pipsqueak felt a little sorry for Chief Thunderhooves."

Pipsqueak: "Chief Thunderhooves doesn't have to go as fast as a jet engine. He's a buffalo."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "But he's still full of hot air."

Narrator: "Whistled Cranky. And Chief Thunderhooves walked away."