PocketBac/A Grump Like You (from The Backyardigans)

Cast

 * Frosted Snowman as Pablo
 * Vanilla Icing as Tasha

Lyrics
Vanilla Icing: (spoken) Say, are you Captain Moody? I hear you're the grumpiest person on the Seven Seas.

Frosted Snowman: (spoken) Aye, I'm Moody! I've heard of you, too – you're the grumpiest person on dry land.

Vanilla Icing: (spoken) I am pretty grumpy...

Vanilla Icing: (sung) ...and ornery too!

Frosted Snowman: A-do ya hardly ever smile?

Vanilla Icing: Only once in a while!

Frosted Snowman: Do you usually frown?

Vanilla Icing: Yup, my mouth's always down!

Frosted Snowman: Would you say that you're a grump?

Vanilla Icing: From my head down to my rump!

Frosted Snowman: Well, it's great to meet a grump like you.

Vanilla Icing: (spoken) Likewise!

Frosted Snowman and Vanilla Icing : It's great... it's great... to meet a grump like you!

Frosted Snowman: I thought I was the only one.

Vanilla Icing: But now, we're two!

Frosted Snowman: Bet there's grump activities we grumps could do!

Frosted Snowman and Vanilla Icing : It's great... it's great to meet a grump like you.

Vanilla Icing: Folks always tell ya..."you got a bad temper?"

Frosted Snowman: Only every morning and every night. Do you stomp around a bit, and yell really loud?

Vanilla Icing: At least once a day...or I don't feel right!

Vanilla Icing: Are you hardly ever nice?

Frosted Snowman: I tried it once or twice!

Vanilla Icing: Are you usually mean?

Frosted Snowman: That's the way I've always been!

Vanilla Icing: You're as grumpy as me!

Frosted Snowman: It's the only way to be!

Vanilla Icing: Sure, it's great to meet a grump like you!

Frosted Snowman and Vanilla Icing : Oh, yeah! It's great... it's great... to meet a grump like you!

Frosted Snowman: I used to be a lonely grump.

Vanilla Icing: Guess what? Me too!

Frosted Snowman: Think there might be more of us?

Vanilla Icing: There's gotta be a few!

Frosted Snowman and Vanilla Icing : It's great...it's great to meet a grump like you! It's great to meet a grump like you!