Open Sesame/The Bath Story (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Big Bird's Yellow Book as Bert
 * Grover's Orange Book as Ernie

Transcript
(cut to: Grover's Orange Book and Big Bird's Yellow Book 's bathroom. The bathroom is dominated by an enormous white bathtub, with bubbles spilling over. Grover's Orange Book is in the tub, scrubbing himself.)

Grover's Orange Box: HEY, BIG BIRD'S YELLOW BOOK! Big Bird's Yellow Book! Can you bring me a bar of soap?

Big Bird's Yellow Book: (offscreen) Yeah. Yeah.

( Big Bird's Yellow Book enters.)

Grover's Orange Book: Just toss it into ol' Rosie, here!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: What.

Grover's Orange Book: The soap. Just toss it into Rosie here.

( Big Bird's Yellow Book looks around.)

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Who's Rosie?

Grover's Orange Book: My bathtub. I call my bathtub... Rosie.

( Grpver's Orange Book continues scrubbing himself and humming. Big Bird's Yellow Book does a quick take to the camera.)

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Grover's Orange Book. Why do you call your bathtub Rosie?

Grover's Orange Book: What's that?

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I said, why do you call your bathtub Rosie?

Grover's Orange Book: Because every time I take a bath, I leave a ring around Rosie!

( Grover's Orange Book laughs, and continues scrubbing.)