Home At Last Transcript

Home At Last Transcript is Pikachufreak's idea.

Description

 * Here's the full transcript to Home At Last.

Characters

 * Skarloey
 * Peter Sam
 * Rusty
 * Duncan
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Thomas (cameo)
 * Duke (cameo)

Transcript

 * George Carlin: Skarloey had been to the works to be mended. He felt much better. Rusty the Diesel was helping him off his rail car. Skarloey hadn't met the little diesel before.
 * Skarloey: Rusty seems a kindly sort of engine.
 * George Carlin: He thought to himself.
 * Rusty: I help to mend the line and do odd jobs.
 * George Carlin: Explained Rusty.
 * Rusty: I hear everyone is looking forward to seeing you again. Come on.
 * George Carlin: Peter Sam was feeling depressed. He was still getting over but he wanted to start work again. Sir Topham Hatt wouldn't let him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Another day's rest will do you good.
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Besides, I got a surprise for you.
 * Peter Sam: For me, sir, how nice, sir, what is it, sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Wait and see.
 * George Carlin: The surprise was Skarloey.
 * Peter Sam: Oh.
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: I'm glad you've come home.
 * George Carlin: They lit Skarloey's fire and he sizzled happily.
 * Skarloey: I feel all excited.
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Skarloey: Just like a young engine. Now tell me all the news.
 * Peter Sam: I see you've met Rusty.
 * George Carlin: Said Peter Sam.
 * Skarloey: Yes. I like that Diesel.
 * Peter Sam: So do I.
 * George Carlin: Replied Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: It's a pity Duncan doesn't.
 * Skarloey: Who is Duncan?
 * Peter Sam: He came as a spare engine after my accident.
 * George Carlin: Replied Peter Sam.
 * Skarloey: Is he useful?
 * Peter Sam: He keeps busy and I'm sure he means well. But he's bouncy and rude. He sings and sways and swivels around. His drivers call it Rock N Roll.
 * Skarloey: I understand.
 * George Carlin: Said Skarloey gravely. His driver interrupted.
 * Skarloey's Driver: Duncan has done it again, he's stuck in the tunnel. Come on, old boy, we'll have to get him out.
 * George Carlin: Skarloey was pleased. He wanted to run and look forward to meeting Duncan. They found a caboose and some workmen and hurried up the line.
 * Skarloey: How nice and smooth the rails are.
 * George Carlin: Thought Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: They mended all the old bumps. The little diesel has helped to that. What a difference Rusty's made to the line.
 * George Carlin: Quite soon they found Duncan. He was stuck at the far end of the tunnel and he was very cross.
 * Duncan: I'm a plain blunt engine, I speak as I'm fine. Tunnels should be tunnels and not rabbit holes. This railway is no good at all.
 * Duncan's Driver: Don't be silly!
 * George Carlin: Snapped his Driver.
 * Duncan's Driver: This tunnel is quite big enough for engines who don't Rock N Roll.
 * George Carlin: It took a long time to clear away the rocks and set Duncan free again. At last, Skarloey was able to push Duncan and his coaches safely through.
 * (Skarloey frees Duncan by pushing him and his coaches through)
 * George Carlin: The caboose was left on the siding and the workmen stayed to make sure everything was safe. Duncan grumbled all the way home, but Skarloey paid no attention. Later, Sir Topham Hatt spoke severly to Duncan.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Listen to me. There is nothing wrong with that tunnel. You stuck in it because you tried to do Rock N Roll. Tunnels are not dance floors and you are not a pop star.
 * George Carlin: Then Sir Topham Hatt gave his full attention to Duncan's funnel.
 * (Sir Topham Hatt then looks at Duncan's funnel)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: If it happens again...
 * George Carlin: He ended ominously.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I should find ways to cut you down to size. In other words your career is um (clears throat) on the line. Need I say more?
 * George Carlin: Duncan thought Sir Topham Hatt had said quite enough and he remained completely silent and still for at least the whole evening.