Muppet nail polish/All I Want for Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) (from A Sesame Street Christmas)

Cast

 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Count von Count

Lyrics
Pepe's Purple Passion: (spoken) Aha! And now I sing for you a carol from my native Transylvania. Ah ah. I learned it from my dentist. Hit it, boys. Ah ah.

(sung)

All I want for Christmas Is my two front teeth My two front teeth See my two front teeth

Gee, if I could only Have my two front teeth Then I could wish you "Merry Christmas"

It seems so long since I could say "Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!" Oh gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be If I could only whistle

All I want for Christmas Is my two front teeth My two front teeth See my two front teeth

Gee, if I could only Have my two front teeth Then I could wish you "Merry Christmas"

(spoken) We love to dance in Transylvania, ah, ah ah ah.

Seems so long since I could say "Sister Susie sitting on a thistle." Oh gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be If I could only whistle

(spoken)

And if I could whistle, do you know what song I would whistle? Yes, "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" So I could wish you Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas!

Aha! Nine Merries, one Christmas and two teeth!