Mr. Conductor's Adventures Movie Ideas

Mr. Conductor's Adventures Movie Ideas is a fan fiction thing to do based on the famous Youtube Trend Pooh's Adventures featuring 4 Thomas Stories in the movies each told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin altogether & the Shining Time Station crew.

No stories from Season 7, the new series & the CGI series are allowed. Only stories from seasons 1 to 6 are allowed.

Notes:

 * This is the very first Shining Time Station/Movie crossover adventure ever!
 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Edward, Trevor & the Really Useful Party [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Rusty Helps Peter Sam [told by George Carlin]

Guest Stars:

 * Schemer

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: Say guys, how about a Thomas Story about a garden party?
 * Timon: I guess I could go for a party story!
 * Pumbaa: Yeah. I do well at listening to stories.
 * Simba: Not me please, I need some thinking. [leaves]
 * Timon: Was it something I said?
 * Pumbaa: Well, Mr. Conductor. how 'bout that story?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure thing. [blows story whistle]
 * Schemer: place your bets right here! for either Scar or Simba to win!
 * Hyena 1: I'll take one for Scar.
 * Schemer: That'll be one nickel.
 * Hyena 1: What's a nickel?
 * Schemer: [mouth wide open]

Trivia:

 * Even though Alec Baldwin tells the story, Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday, George Carlin blows his whistle to start the story.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Family Entertainment.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) Percy Runs Away
 * 3) Thomas Gets Bumped
 * 4) Percy's Ghostly Trick

Guest Stars:

 * No Guest Stars are Avaliable

Quotes:
Quote 1:
 * Kermit: Well uh what are you going to do about it Miss Finch?
 * Miss Finch: I'm going to find Big Bird wherever he is & bring him back to the Dodos & send that little man to prison for taking Big Bird!

Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Mr. Conductor: Before we leave Sesame Street, Big Bird, how about if I tell you a story about Thomas the Tank Engine.
 * Big Bird: Okay, I love to hear stories from my friends.
 * Mr. Conductor: Alright. This is a story about the time Thomas was too cheeky to Gordon and Gordon wanted to get back at him. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas is a Tank Engine who lives at the big station on the Island of Sodor. He's a cheeky little engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler and a short stumpy dome.
 * Gordon: Well, little Thomas.
 * Mr. Conductor: Chuckled Gordon.
 * Gordon: Now you know what hard work means, don't you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Poor Thomas couldn't anwser. He had no breath. He just puffed slowly away to rest and had a long, long drink.
 * Thomas: Maybe I don't have to tease Gordon to feel important.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas thought to himself. And he puffed slowly home.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Sesame Street]
 * Big Bird: I think Thomas has learned a lesson. Thanks, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: No problem.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bowled Out
 * 2) Tender Engines
 * 3) Thomas, Percy & the Dragon
 * 4) Escape!

Guest Star:

 * Big Bird

Quotes:
Quote 1:
 * Mr. Conductor: Since we're going to be flattened soon, how about one last Thomas story?
 * Basil: Oh, i don't care, Mr. Conductor. tell away.
 * Mr. Conductor: Ok, but this is a story that might interest you Basil, It's about an escape from scrap. [Blows story whistle]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Daisy
 * 2) Percy's Predicament
 * 3) Wrong Road
 * 4) Saved From Scrap

Guest Stars:

 * Basil
 * Dr. Dawson

Quotes
Quote 1:
 * Nanny: Police! Help! The puppies! Polices! Somebody help me out! (starts to cry)
 * Basil: I had a feeling those two guys were dognappers!
 * Dr. Dawson: I had the same feeling. What are we going to do? We don't know where they took the puppies.
 * Mr. Conductor: There's not much we can do. This is very bad. It's worst than the time Gordon got switch onto the branchline.
 * Basil: What are you talking about, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, just listen to this story. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Wrong Road begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas' Branch Line is important, and so is Edward's. But their tracks and bridges are not so strong as those on the Main Line. Sir Topham Hatt does not allowed the heaver Main Line engines like Gordon to run on them. But one day, the way Gordon was talking, you would've thought that Sir Topham Hatt had given this order for quite another reason.
 * Gordon: It's not fair!
 * Mr. Conductor: Grumbled Gordon.
 * Edward: What isn't fair?
 * Mr. Conductor: Asked Edward.
 * Gordon: Letting Branch Line diesels pulled Main Line trains!
 * Edward: Never mind, Gordon. I'm sure BoCo would let you pull his fright cars sometimes.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gordon Spluttered.
 * Gordon: I won't pulled BoCo's dirty cars! I won't run on branch lines!
 * Edward: Why not? It would be a nice change.
 * Gordon: Sir Topham Hatt would never approve!
 * Mr. Conductor: Huffed Gordon.
 * Gordon: Branch Lines are vulgar!
 * Mr. Conductor: Gordon puffed away. Edward chuckled and follow him to the station.

Quote 2:
 * BoCo: It's Just the knack.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gordon still believes that BoCo saved his life. But we know the twins were only teasing, don't we?
 * (then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to London)
 * Basil: If BoCo was able to help Gordon's problem with Bill and Ben, then maybe we can help Nanny, Roger and Anita's problem with the missing puppies.
 * Dr. Dawson: But how?
 * Mr. Conductor: The first thing we need to do is to find out where those two dognappers took the puppies. And I think I know where they took them.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Whistles & Sneezes
 * 2) Steamroller
 * 3) Trust Thomas
 * 4) Diesel's Devious Deed

Guest Stars:

 * No Guest Stars are Available

Quotes:
Quote 1:
 * Mr. Conductor: May I tell you a story about Sir Handel the little Narrow Gauge Engine?
 * Aladdin: I think so.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, here we go. (He blows his whistle and the story, Steamroller begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) All At Sea
 * 2) James Goes Buzz, Buzz
 * 3) Tenders and Turntables
 * 4) Trouble In The Shed

Guest Stars:

 * Stacy Jones
 * Billy Twofeathers

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: How about i'll tell you a story when Duck wanted to travel by sea Fred?
 * Fred: Duck? who's that?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, he's a great western engine. I'll tell you about it. [blows story whistle]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Toby's Discovery (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Double Trouble (S2) (told by George Carlin)
 * 4) The Runaway (told by George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird & random Sesame Street Monsters

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: I've noticed that monsters are scary. They are just like the dragon Percy got scared of.
 * Sulley: Who's Percy?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a little green engine on the Island of Sodor. Here's a story how he got scared of a dragon who his friend Thomas is carrying. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and the Dragon begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Granpuff
 * 2) Donald and Douglas
 * 3) Sleeping Beauty
 * 4) The Deputation

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Max, can I tell you a story about an engine called Duke?
 * Max: Alright.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay, Here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Granpuff begins)

Trivia:

 * In the Thomas stories, Granpuff and Sleeping Beauty, the scenes of the engines at the sheds is omitted to make it look like Mr. Conductor is telling the story.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Cranky Bugs (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) A Cow On The Line (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) Rusty To The Rescue (told by George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas and Stepney (told by George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * No guest stars were featured.

Quotes:

 * Max: Any stories, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course. Here's one about a grumpy crane called Cranky. (He blows whistle and the story, Cranky Bugs begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Jim Henson Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bowled Out
 * 2) Train Stops Play
 * 3) The Diseasel
 * 4) Percy Proves A Point

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Quotes:
Quote 1:
 * Fozzie: Hey there want a lift?
 * Big Bird: Oh no thanks i'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm doing the same thing only it's in Hollywood.
 * Big Bird: Well good luck sir hope we have programs on the same channel.
 * Mr. Conductor: My name's Mr. Conductor.
 * Big Bird: I'm Big Bird.
 * Fozzie: Oh good luck! [drives away as Big Bird continued walking]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin, & Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Old Iron (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Dunkin' Duncan (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Home At Last (told by George Carlin)
 * 4) Rock N Roll (told by George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Twilight Sparkle
 * Pinkie Pie
 * Rairty
 * Applejack
 * Rainbow Dash
 * Fluttershy
 * Schemer [working with Yzma and Kronk]

Quotes:
Quote 1:
 * Schemer: i could learn a lot from this guy [goes up to Kuzco] excuse me--
 * Kuzco: AAH! no touchy, no touchy just who are you people? i don't recall seeing people like you here before.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) James Learns A Lesson
 * 2) Peter Sam & The Refreshment Lady
 * 3) Steam Roller
 * 4) The Diseasel

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: How about if I tell you guys about James?
 * Woody: Who's James?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a red engine, and he lives on the Island of Sodor. I'll tell you all about it. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, James Learns A Lesson begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: But he was to sadder and the wiser James, and took care never to bump coaches again.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return back to Andy's house]
 * Woody: I Guess I thought that James wants to be a Lesson, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Not at All, James would never to be silly to bump the coaches for Learning a Lesson ever, ever, ever again.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Edward's Exploit
 * 2) Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * 3) Henry's Special Coal
 * 4) The Flying Kipper

Quotes:
Quote 1:
 * Mr. Conductor: How about I'll tell you a Thomas story? It will take a long time before we arrive.


 * Phil: I guess I'm in a good mood for a story, so tell it all, Mr. C.


 * Mr. Conductor: You got that right. (blows story whistle)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Paramount Studios & Nickelodeon Movies.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon & the Famous Visitor [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Jack Jumps In (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) A Friend In Need (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Toby's Tightrope (told by George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Quotes:

 * Spongebob Squarepants: Are you a train, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, yes. And I tell stories about trains. Here's an example. (He blows his whistle and the story, Gordon & the Famous Visitor begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Busy Going Backwards
 * 2) Duncan Gets Spooked
 * 3) Toby and the Flood
 * 4) Happy Ever After

Guest Stars:

 * Junior
 * Big Bird

Quotes:

 * Junior: My cousin here likes to tell stories, little bugs.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yep, and here's one about Toad, Oliver's brakevan, who always dreams about going forwards? (He blows his whistle and the story, Busy Going Backwards begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Mavis
 * 2) Peter Sam & the Refreshment Lady
 * 3) Henry's Forest
 * 4) Toby's Tightrope

Guest Stars:

 * No guest stars are featured

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Can I tell you a story, Wall-E?
 * (Wall-E shakes head)
 * Mr. Conductor: All right. Well, here's one all about a diesel engine called Mavis.
 * Wall-E: Woah.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes I Will. (He blows his whistle and and the story, Mavis begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Wall Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Trust Thomas (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Make Someone Happy (told by Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * Twilight Sparkle
 * Pinkie Pie
 * Rarity
 * Applejack
 * Rainbow Dash
 * Fluttershy
 * Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo Bear and Cindy Bear
 * Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey
 * Snagglepuss
 * Huckleberry Hound
 * Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy
 * Magilla Gorilla
 * Wally Gator
 * Top Cat
 * Peter Potamus
 * Squiddly Diddly
 * Atom Ant
 * Snooper and Blabber
 * Touche Turtle
 * Hokey Wolf

Quotes:
Quote 1:


 * Mr. Conductor: I've noticed, McQueen. When you race, it kind of reminds me of Thomas and Bertie when they race.
 * Lightning McQueen: Who are they?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Thomas is a steam engine and Bertie is a bus.
 * Mr. Conductor: That's right, Twilight. They are friends on the Island of Sodor who like racing. Here's a story about them and their famous race. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and Bertie's Great Race begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Warner Bros. Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A New Friend For Thomas (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Bulldog (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) Toby's Discovery (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) The World's Strongest Engine (told by Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * Fred Flintstone
 * Barney Rubble

Quotes:

 * Shaggy: What do you want, young man?
 * Mr. Conductor: My name is Mr. Conductor, and I like to tell stories. Here's one, about a traction engine named Trevor. (He blows his whistle and the story, A New Friend For Thomas begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin)
 * 2) Henry and the Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 3) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) James Learns A Lesson (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Simba
 * Timon and Pumbaa

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Listen, elephants, will it be ok if I tell you all a story before you start marching again?
 * Colonel Hathi: All right, but don't take too long.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure I am. (He blows his whistle and the story, Henry and the Elephant begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Animation.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) James In A Mess
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge
 * 3) Old Iron
 * 4) Percy Proves A Point

Guest Stars:

 * Stacy Jones

Quotes:

 * Bugs Bunny: Hey, what's up, Doc?
 * Mr. Conductor: Nothing. I thought that you will like a story from a place called Sodor.
 * Bugs Bunny: All right, Doc.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay, Here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, James In A Mess begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bertie's Chase
 * 2) Double Trouble (S2)
 * 3) Four Little Engines
 * 4) Thomas Saves The Day (S1)

Guest Stars:

 * No guest stars were featured.

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: So, you two are best friends, right. Well, I know two more best friends, Thomas and Percy.
 * Copper: Ooh. Do you know a tail about them? Get it, tail!
 * Mr. Conductor: Yeah. (chuckles and clears throat) Anyway, here's a story about them! (He blows his whistle and the story, Double Trouble begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Terence the Tractor
 * 2) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 3) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree
 * 4) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird & Snuffy

Quotes:

 * Jack: This Christmas Town is not that bad, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes.
 * Big Bird: I wish Thomas can come too.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, of course. That reminds of a story about Thomas when he organised a Christmas party for a friend he helped a long time ago. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas' Christmas Party begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Four Little Engines
 * 2) Fish (S4)
 * 3) Bull's Eyes
 * 4) Toad Stands By

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Excuse me, but will it be allright if I tell you a story about some little engines on Sodor.
 * James: Yes. Go ahead.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure. (He blows his whistle and the story, Four Little Engines begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Horrid Lorry
 * 2) James and the Trouble with Trees
 * 3) Gordon and the Gremlin
 * 4) Snow

Guest Stars:

 * No guest stars were featured.

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Hey Woody, What happened?
 * Woody: Mr. Conductor. You won't believe this, I had a terrible nightmare when I woke up so Bad.
 * Mr. Conductor: Now Woody, you have to be careful when you had a nightmare.
 * Woody: Yes, I'm Fine, Mr. Conductor. So, Why don't you tell those Thomas Stories?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, Woody. But this is a story about the 3 Horrid Lorries that Percy and Toby get teased by. So can I please tell you about it?
 * Woody: Well...okay.
 * Mr. Conductor: Here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Horrid Lorry begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry & the Elephant
 * 2) Come Out Henry!
 * 3) Henry to the Rescue
 * 4) Edward, Trevor & the Really Useful Party

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird
 * Snuffy
 * Elmo
 * Cookie Monster
 * Zoe
 * Telly
 * Grover
 * Twilight Sparkle
 * Pinkie Pie
 * Rairty
 * Applejack
 * Rainbow Dash
 * Fluttershy
 * Spike

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Mrs. Jumbo, it must be your lucky day to have a baby elephant.
 * Mrs. Jumbo: Yes.
 * Mr. Conductor: Can I please tell you a story about an elephant that gave Henry a shock?
 * Mrs. Jumbo: Who's Henry?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a big green engine on the Island of Sodor. Here's a story about him getting an elephant surprise. Your Dumbo will like this. (He blows his whistle and the story, Henry & the Elephant begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Dreamworks Pictures & Aardman Animation Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Mavis (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) James and the Red Balloon (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) A Bad Day For Harold (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Toby's Tightrope (told by George Carlin)

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: How about if i tell you guys about Mavis?
 * Ginger: Who's Mavis?
 * Mr. Conductor: Mavis is a Diesel Engine, and she lives in the Quarry on the Island of Sodor. I'll tell you all about it. [He blows his whistle and the story, Mavis begins]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & MGM Studio Films.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Gets Bumped
 * 2) Percy and the Signal
 * 3) A New Friend For Thomas
 * 4) Donald's Duck

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Now, you might think I'm just a magic, Mr. Conductor. Well, I'm also a great storyteller. Let me tell you a story about an engine called Thomas.
 * Charlie B. Barkin: Oh, this will be interesting.
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Bumped begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & MGM Studio Films.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Woolly Bear
 * 2) Tender Engines
 * 3) Percy Takes the Plunge
 * 4) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird
 * Snuffy

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Hey, would you like to listen to a story about Percy?
 * Charlie B. Barkin: Yes please.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure thing. (He blows his whistle and the story, Woolly Bear begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin, & Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & MGM Studio Films.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Pop Goes The Diesel (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Jack Frost (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Rusty To The Rescue (told by George Carlin)
 * 4) Foolish Freight Cars (told by George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Abbot & Costello as cats [from Looney Tunes]

Quotes:

 * Mrs. Brisby: Where did you come from?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, mademe, I've come to tell a special story. Would you like that?
 * Mrs. Brisby: Well, I guess so.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Pop Goes The Diesel begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed [Winnie the Pooh & the Honey Tree]
 * 2) No Joke For James [Winnie the Pooh & the Blustery Day]
 * 3) Heroes [Winnie the Pooh & the Blustery Day]
 * 4) Gordon Takes A Dip [Winnie the Pooh & Tigger Too]

Quotes:
Quotes from Winnie The Pooh & The Honey Tree #1:

Quotes from Winnie the Pooh & the Blustery Day #1: Quotes from Winnie the Pooh & Tigger Too #1:
 * Owl: Mr. Conductor, can't you just use your magic to get Pooh out of the hole?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm afraid not. It takes a lot of magic to get him out and I don't have enough magic to do it.
 * Pooh: Are you going to tell me some of your stories, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. Here's one for you about James. (He blows his whistle and the story, No Joke For James begins)
 * Rabbit: I will find the way home. And you could tell a story, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be delighted. (He blows his whistle and the story, Gordon Takes A Dip begins)

Notes:

 * This Adventure has the 3 great Wallace & Gromit stories all in one.
 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Aardman Productions.
 * Wallace & Gromit Adventures are: The Wrong Trousers, A Grand Day Out & A Close Shave [not the Thomas Story]
 * In This Movie only 6 stories are put in on The Wrong Trousers, A Grand Day Out & A Close Shave 2 on each adventure.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The Fogman [told by Alec Baldwin] [The Wrong Trousers]
 * 2) Percy, James & the Fruitful Day [told by George Carlin] [The Wrong Trousers]
 * 3) The Flying Kipper [told by George Carlin] [A Grand Day Out]
 * 4) Oliver's Find [told by Alec Baldwin] [A Grand Day Out]
 * 5) Percy's Chocolate Crunch [told by Alec Baldwin] [A Close Shave]
 * 6) Percy Runs Away [told by George Carlin] [A Close Shave]

Guest Stars:

 * Woody & Buzz Lightyear

Quotes:
Quotes from The Wrong Trousers #1:
 * Wallace: HEEEEEEEEEEEELP! GROMIIIIIIIT! WHOA!!!! GANGWAY!!! [running in the techno trousers]
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: was that Wallace?!
 * [BOING!]
 * Wallace: SORRY! [CRASH!!!]
 * Woody: It IS Wallace!

Quote #2:
 * Gromit: [gets hit by the jam]
 * Woody: I can't believe it! that penguin was a robber all along!
 * Buzz: I trusted him too! he was like a brother to me!
 * Woody: Now what will we do? he's got poor Wallace on some heist & he doesn't even know it!
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Why don't we listen to a story to think about this? What happens is that Percy ends up in a jam. [blows story whistle]

Quote #3: [After the story, Percy, James & The Fruitful Day]
 * Woody: I have an idea, Mr. Conductor. Do you want to hear it?
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Sure.
 * Woody: Maybe you can go to the musuem and try to lead that penguin back here. Then, we'll try to capture him and turn him into the police.
 * Buzz: Great idea, Woody!
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: I like that idea. I'll go and see if I can get him to come back here.

Quotes from A Grand Day Out #1: Quote #2:
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Hey to pass the time until we get to the Moon would you like to hear the story of The Flying Kipper?
 * Wallace: I've heard of kippers before but never a "Flying Kipper"
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Well, this is the kind of kipper that's different than what you think it's a type of train that goes through the night. Well, let me tell you about it. [blows story whistle]

Quotes from A Close Shave #1:
 * Wallace: Have you been peckish during the night? Only, someone's been at me cheese.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Whatever is going on here can't be as bad as what happened to Percy on the Island of Sodor.
 * Wallace: What did happen to Percy?
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: He had a bad incident with chocolate recently. But let me tell you the whole story. [He blows his whistle and the story, Percy's Chocolate Crunch begins]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry's Forest
 * 2) All At Sea
 * 3) A Bad Day For Sir Handel
 * 4) Rusty Helps Peter Sam

Guest Stars:

 * Stacy Jones
 * Billy Twofeathers
 * Jack Skellington

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: How about if I tell you guys about Henry?
 * Nick Szalinski: Who's Henry?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a Big Green engine, and he lives on the Island of Sodor. And Henry who would ever love the Forest. I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Henry's Forest begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Dreamworks Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Something in the Air
 * 2) Salty's Secret
 * 3) No Sleep for Cranky
 * 4) Cranky Bugs

Guest Stars:

 * Nemo
 * Marlin
 * Dory
 * Bruce

Quotes:

 * Oscar: I've heard that your great at telling stories. Is that true?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, it is. Can I tell you this one about Thomas and Henry?
 * Oscar: Who are they?
 * Mr. Conductor: They are engines on the Island of Sodor. Here's one all about them. (He blows his whistle and the story, Something in the Air begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady
 * 2) Bulldog
 * 3) Passengers and Polish
 * 4) Gallant Old Engine

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird
 * Snuffy
 * Schemer

Quotes:
Quote 1:
 * Schemer: You know, that Edgar butler looks strangely familiar to me.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & 20th Century Fox.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bulgy
 * 2) You Can't Win
 * 3) A Close Shave For Duck
 * 4) The Runaway

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird
 * Snuffy

Quotes:

 * Homer: Why are you looking at a bus magazine, little fella.
 * Mr. Conductor: Because I would like to tell you a story about busses. One is named Bulgy. Let me tell you a story all about him. (He blows his whistle and the story, Bulgy begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & MCA Universal Studio Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) Come Out Henry!
 * 3) Henry To The Rescue
 * 4) Trouble For Thomas

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird
 * Snuffy

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & MGM Studio Films.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Down the Mine
 * 2) Better Late Than Never
 * 3) Mavis
 * 4) Special Attraction

Guest Stars:

 * Pooh & Piglet

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Hello Hubie. My name is Mr. Conductor. And these are my friends, Stacy, Billy, Dan, Becky and Kara. And these two are Pooh and Piglet. They're with us today and all of next week.
 * Hubie: Hello. Nice to meet you.
 * Dan: There's also someone with us named Schemer. But he's not here right now.
 * Schemer (offscreen): Hey, watch it you silly penguin! Can't you see a man coming through?
 * Mr. Conductor: Here he comes right now. When he comes, I leave. But don't worry, I'll be back.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Aardman Animation Studios.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Percy and the Haunted Mine
 * 2) Scaredy Engines
 * 3) Thomas and the Jet Engine
 * 4) Buffer Bother

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird
 * Snuffy

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Wallace, you won't mind me telling a story about Percy and a haunted mine.
 * Wallace: Of course not.
 * Mr. Conductor: Just Listen. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy and the Haunted Mine begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and the Rumors
 * 2) Horrid Lorry
 * 3) Something In The Air
 * 4) Put Upon Percy

Guest Stars:

 * Simba
 * Timon and Pumbaa

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: The jungle is a nice place, George.
 * George: Yes, it is.
 * Mr. Conductor: Will it be okay if I tell you a story about Thomas?
 * George: Eh, who is he.
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a little blue tank engine on the Island of Sodor. He had many adventures and here's one of them. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Rumors begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Big Surprise For Percy
 * 2) Make Someone Happy
 * 3) James and the Trouble with Trees
 * 4) Something In The Air

Guest Stars:

 * Simba
 * Nala
 * Timon and Pumbaa

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: While you raise Tarzan, Kala, let me tell you a story about a little engine called Percy.
 * Kala: OK.
 * Mr. Conductor: Here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Big Surprise For Percy begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Nickelodeon Movies.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Better Late Than Never
 * 2) Bertie's Chase
 * 3) Saved From Scrap
 * 4) A New Friend For Thomas

Guest Stars:

 * No guest stars were featured.

Quotes:

 * Otis: You must be Mr. Conductor. I'm Otis.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, I am. I can tell stories anytime. My favorites are about a little tank engine called Thomas. Here's a story about him. (He blows his whistle and the story, Better Late Than Never begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, The Geffen Company & Warner Bros. Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Percy Runs Away (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Horrid Lorry (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) A Close Shave For Duck (told by George Carlin)
 * 4) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (told by Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * WALL-E & EVE
 * Schemer

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Will it be okay if I, Mr. Conductor, tell a story?
 * Seymour Krelborn: All right. Go ahead.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay. This is a story about Percy, a little green engine on the Island of Sodor. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Runs Away begins)

Trivia:

 * We Find out that Orin Scrivello D.D.S. is Schemer's better & more successful Twin Brother

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Universal Studio Pictures & Nickelodeon Movies.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Edward Helps Out (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) Peter Sam & the Refreshment Lady (told by George Carlin)
 * 4) Toby Had A Little Lamb (told by Alec Baldwin)

Guest Star:

 * Audrey II [Working for the Yolkians]

Quotes:

 * Jimmy: Hello. I'm Jimmy Neutron.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm Mr. Conductor. I can tell stories anytime. Let me tell one about an engine called Edward.(He blows his whistle and the story, Edward Helps Out begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Passengers and Polish
 * 2) Gallant Old Engine
 * 3) Pop Goes The Diesel
 * 4) Double Trouble (S2)

Guest Stars:

 * No guest stars were featured

Quotes:

 * Buzz Lightyear: Have you got a story for me, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course. And this one is about Duncan, who is a stubborn engine on the Narrow Gauge line. (He blows his whistle and the story, Passengers and Polish begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Scaredy Engines (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Tenders and Turntables (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) Diesel Does it Again (told by George Carlin)
 * 4) Granpuff (told by George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Simba
 * Timon and Pumbaa
 * Big Bird
 * Snuffy

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Since you are three musketeers, we are going to tell stories about three engines.
 * Mickey: And where do we begin?
 * Mr. Conductor: By telling a story about Thomas, Duck and Percy and their adventure at the smelter's yard. (He blows his whistle and the story, Scaredy Engines begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Cartoon Network Movies.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Salty's Secret (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Percy, James & the Fruitful Day (told by George Carlin)
 * 4) Jack Frost (told by Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird
 * Snuffy

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, everyone. I'm Mr. Conductor.
 * Numbah 1: Hello, Mr. Conductor.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Salty's Secret
 * 2) No Sleep For Cranky
 * 3) Buffer Bother
 * 4) Twin Trouble

Guest Stars:

 * No guest stars were featured.

Quotes:

 * Wayne Szalinski: Please tell me a story, Mr. C. I would love to hear one.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be delighted. Here's one about a diesel called Salty. (He blows his whistle and the story, Salty's Secret begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Cranky Bugs (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Horrid Lorry (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) A Big Day For Thomas (George Carlin)
 * 4) A Proud Day For James (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Toaster
 * Lampy
 * Kirby
 * Radio
 * Blanky
 * Woody
 * Buzz Lightyear

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Hello There, My Name is Mr. Conductor. And these are my Special friends. We have Toaster, Lampy, Kirby, Radio, Blanky, Woody and Buzz Lightyear. and What's your name?
 * Adam Szalinski: Hello, Mr. Conductor. My Name is Adam, Adam Szalinski.
 * Diane Szalinski: And i'm Diane Szalinski, How nice to see you here, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, nice to meet all of you, Hey Toaster, Lampy, Kirby, Radio and Blanky. You'll stay here with Adam and Diane. Well Woody, Buzz and I are going to the Szalinski labs were Wayne and Gordon works. But i'll be back.
 * Woody: I'll see you later.
 * Toaster: Good luck, guys.
 * Blanky: Goodbye, Mr. Conductor, Woody and Buzz, See you tomorrow.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, 20th Century Fox & Turner Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 2) Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * 3) Woolly Bear
 * 4) Percy and the Signal

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird
 * Snuffy

Quotes:

 * Richard Tyler: You must be a great storyteller.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. And I've got one about an devious engine called Diesel. (He blows his whistle and the story, Diesel's Devious Deed begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Jim Henson Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon & The Famous Visitor [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) All At Sea [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) One Good Turn [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Stepney Gets Lost [told by Alec Baldwin]

Guest Stars:

 * Oscar the Grouch

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry's Forest
 * 2) The Trouble with Mud
 * 3) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party
 * 4) No Joke For James

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Saves The Day (S1)
 * 2) Terence The Tractor
 * 3) Toby's Tightrope
 * 4) Percy's Promise

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Edward Helps Out
 * 2) Fish
 * 3) Passengers & Polish
 * 4) Gallant Old Engine

Guest Stars:

 * Simba
 * Timon & Pumbaa
 * Basil
 * Dr. Dawson
 * Big Bird

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Escape
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up
 * 3) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure
 * 4) All At Sea

Guest Stars:

 * Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo & the Muppets

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Jim Henson Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Scarf for Percy [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) It's Only Snow (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Jack Frost (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas' Christmas Party [told by George Carlin]

Guest Stars:

 * Twilight Sparkle
 * Pinkie Pie
 * Rarity
 * Applejack
 * Rainbow Dash
 * Fluttershy
 * Spike
 * Princess Celestia [cameo star with Jim Henson]
 * Thomas the Tank Engine [cameo star with Jim Henson]

Trivia:

 * The Snow Song, Winter Wrap Up & Winter Wonderland are used each in two parts during the Muppets' caroling songs.
 * A Scarf for Percy has the title card from the Thomas video Thomas, Percy & the Dragon
 * It's Only Snow, Jack Frost & Winter Wonderland have the title cards from the Thomas video Thomas' Snowy Surprise.
 * The Snow Song has Sing Along lyrics.
 * Thomas' Christmas Party is restored.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and the Conductor (George Carlin)
 * 2) Diesel's Devious Deed (George Carlin)
 * 3) Henry & the Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 4) Rusty & the Boulder (Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * First appearance of Dave Felis the NetMaster, Renamon, and Gaomon.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Duck Takes Charge
 * 2) James In A Mess
 * 3) Old Iron
 * 4) Percy Proves A Point

Quotes:

 * Schemer: Me and Schemee are going to find a golden ticket, go to the factory and win that life time supply of chocolate.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bulgy
 * 2) Pop Goes The Diesel
 * 3) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 4) A Close Shave For Duck

Guest Stars:

 * Aladdin, Abu and Genie (from Aladdin)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and the Conductor [Bongo]
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing [Bongo]
 * 3) One Good Turn [Mickey & the Beanstalk]
 * 4) Heroes [Mickey & the Beanstalk]

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Charlie McCarthy: now wait a minute wait a minute! a story within a story? isn't that against the law of storytelling?

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & 20th Century Fox.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Percy Takes The Plunge
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope
 * 3) Edward's Exploit
 * 4) You Can't Win

Guest Stars:

 * Basil & Dawson
 * Big Bird
 * Ratigan [working for Ludmilla]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & MGM Studio Films.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) A Big Day For Thomas
 * 3) Trouble For Thomas
 * 4) Thomas Saves the Day

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry & The Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 2) Bulls Eyes (George Carlin)
 * 3) Bulldog (George Carlin)
 * 4) Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Granpuff
 * 2) Bulldog
 * 3) You Can't Win
 * 4) Sleeping Beauty

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: you know Quinn looks awfully familiar i can't put my finger on it

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Tristar Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Rusty To The Rescue
 * 2) Thomas And Stepney
 * 3) Train Stops Play
 * 4) Bowled Out

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Paramount Studio Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon Takes a Tumble [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Rusty Helps Peter Sam [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Percy Takes a Plunge [told by George Carlin]

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Duck Takes Charge
 * 2) The Runaway
 * 3) Better Late Than Never
 * 4) Percy's Predicament

Guest Stars:

 * No guest stars were featured.

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Kayley, how about i'll tell you a story when Duck wants to takes some in charge?
 * Kayley: Duck? Who's Duck?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well you see, he's a great western engine. I'll tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Duck Takes Charge begins)

Notes:

 * Scenes will be edited around to be intended for kids.
 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Pioneer Entertainment.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Put Upon Percy
 * 2) A Big Surprise For Percy
 * 3) Haunted Henry
 * 4) Something In The Air

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Dreamworks Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 2) Thomas and The Missing Christmas Tree
 * 3) Terence The Tractor
 * 4) The Flying Kipper

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Jim Henson Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) All At Sea (George Carlin)
 * 2) Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Special Funnel (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas Gets Tricked (George Carlin)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Terence The Tractor
 * 2) James Goes Buzz Buzz
 * 3) Henry and The Elephant
 * 4) Henry's Special Coal

Guest Stars:

 * Todd and Copper (from The Fox & The Hound)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Horrid Lorry
 * 2) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party
 * 3) Bye George
 * 4) Double Teething Troubles

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) James & The Red Balloon
 * 2) Thomas & The Jet Engine
 * 3) Edward the Really Useful Engine
 * 4) Twin Trouble

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Touchstone Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Home At Last (George Carlin)
 * 3) Rock N Roll (George Carlin)
 * 4) Special Attraction (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Garfield
 * Odie
 * Orson
 * Sonic
 * Tails

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and DreamWorks Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Horrid Lorry (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) A New Friend for Thomas (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) Rusty Saves the Day (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Happy Ever After (told by Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * Homer Simpson

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Dreamworks Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas, Percy & The Dragon (George Carlin)
 * 2) Haunted Henry (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Mind That Bike (George Carlin)
 * 4) A Cow On The Line (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Flik
 * Ranma

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Z, how about i'll tell you a story when Thomas and Percy wants to collect the Chinese Dragon for the carnival?
 * Z: Who's Thomas and Percy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Thomas is a blue tank engine, and Percy is a green tank engine. I'll tell you about him. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy & The Dragon begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon Takes A Dip
 * 2) The Trouble With Mud
 * 3) Down The Mine
 * 4) Thomas Meets The Queen

Guest Stars:

 * Ranma & his Friends

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Cartoon Network Movies.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bulldog
 * 2) Peter Sam and The Refreshment Lady
 * 3) Thomas and Stepney
 * 4) Time For Trouble

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * 2) Woolly Bear
 * 3) Percy's Promise
 * 4) A Scarf For Percy

Guest Stars:

 * Belle
 * Mrs. Potts
 * Chip
 * Cogsworth
 * Lumiere
 * Fifi
 * Fife
 * Angelique

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Chip: I don't think so, Kirby. Hey, Do you Hear that Belle?
 * Belle: I don't know, Chip.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I think that was a Ghost.
 * Everyone: GHOST?
 * Fife: There's no Ghost Here.
 * Mr. Conductor: Now, I will have to tell you guys about Ghost.
 * Belle: What Ghost? I don't see Ghost anywhere.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't Worry guys, So That's how reminds me about the time that Percy was Pretending to be a Ghost, and Percy tries to scare Thomas Away from a Ghost. I'll tell you all about it. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Percy's Ghostly Trick begins)
 * Percy: "And every year on the date of the accident. It runs again as a warning to others. Plunging into the gap. Shrieking like a lost Soul."
 * Thomas: "Percy, What are you talking about?"
 * Percy: "The Ghost Train, Driver saw it last night."
 * Thomas and Toby: "Where?"
 * Mr. Conductor: Asked Thomas and Toby!
 * Percy: "He Didn't say. Oh, it makes my Wheels wobble to think of it."
 * Thomas: "Pooh!"
 * Mr. Conductor: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: "Your just a silly little engine. I'm not Scared."
 * Percy: "Well! Well! Well! What do you know about that?"
 * Toby: "Anyone would Think."
 * Mr. Conductor: Chuckled Toby.
 * Toby: "That our Thomas had Just seen a Ghost."
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Rob's Cottage]
 * Toaster: That was the Best Thomas Story I ever Had, Right.
 * Angelique: Oh Yes, I love that Thomas Story.
 * Mr. Conductor: And Percy was not was having fun time with Thomas and Toby would have his Ghostly Trick. So Percy was about to scare Thomas, And Toby will never being so silly that Percy will not be a Ghostly Trick anymore, Right, Belle?
 * Belle: Yes, I think that Percy was not having fun time with a Ghost. looks like the sounds was a real close to Hear.
 * Fifi: And my feathers is full or spikes.
 * Belle:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studio Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) One Good Turn
 * 2) Tender Engines
 * 3) Home At Last
 * 4) Rock N Roll

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: How about if i tell you guys about Bill and Ben?
 * Babe: Who's Bill and Ben?
 * Mr. Conductor: They're Twin engines, And Bill and Ben who works in the quarry on the island of sodor. I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, One Good Turn begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Warner Bros. Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Daisy
 * 2) Percy's Predicament
 * 3) Percy Takes The Plunge
 * 4) Duck Takes Charge

Guest Stars:

 * Pete & Elliot

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Hemdale Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Edward Helps Out
 * 2) Bertie's Chase
 * 3) A Big Day For Thomas
 * 4) Train Stops Play

Guest Stars

 * Mrs. Brisby
 * Audrey II [working with the Swarm Lord]

Quotes:
Quote 1:
 * Columbus: OH THE GOLD!
 * Schemer: I'LL BE FILTHY RICH! MORE THAN NICKELS!

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Harvey To The Rescue
 * 2) No Sleep For Cranky
 * 3) The Fogman
 * 4) Buffer Bother

Guest Stars:

 * Twilight Sparkle
 * Pinkie Pie
 * Rarity
 * Rainbow Dash
 * Applejack
 * Fluttershy
 * Bowser [only seen in beginning]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Studio Ghibli.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Haunted Henry
 * 2) Bye George
 * 3) Cranky Bugs
 * 4) Snow

Guest Stars:

 * Ranma & friends
 * Pete & Elliot

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3: Quote 4:
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey Kiki, What Happened?
 * Kiki: Hi, Mr. Conductor. I was flying So high with a broom, And I saw lots of cars are on the Street, and the Car, Bus and Truck would almost hit me, that's an Accident.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well Kiki, If you were flying around the Street Untill you get Hit by a Car or Bus.
 * Jiji: That's Right Kiki, We do not Flying around the Street. Until the Car could Come and hurt you. Is That's Correct. Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right. How would you Like to Hear a Thomas Story about Henry who is in the Spooky Forest?
 * Kiki: Oh Yes, Mr. Conductor. But, Who's Henry?
 * Mr. Conductor: Henry is a Green Engine, Once Henry got Scared of a Ghost on the Island of Sodor. Until Henry was very Happy So the driver told him to say, That's Not a Ghost. That's Old Bailey the Fogman.
 * Jiji: Yes, I Would like to Listen For a Story about Henry, Right?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of Course Jiji, Here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Haunted Henry begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi Kiki, Why are you looks so boring?
 * Kiki: Hello Mr. Conductor. I'm Bored that Everyone comes here for the bakery, but he's not here in the Morning.
 * Jiji; Well, Mr. Conductor. I think that Kiki's sound's serious.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, Jiji. So Kiki, Would you like to hear a Thomas Story about George the Steamroller that the engines would never say Goodbye for?
 * Kiki: Sure thing, Mr. Conductor. Can you please tell us about it?
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay, Kiki, Here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Bye George begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: And he did. A few days later.
 * Thomas: Look, Who's Here?
 * Mr. Conductor: Said Thomas, George had been found out by Sir Topham Hatt and Punished. He looked misreable.
 * Percy: Now will get's some piece at last.
 * Mr. Conductor: Said Percy.
 * George: I want to get rolling again. But I got a wait a whole week tilI I do.
 * Thomas: And then you'll be just as rude as ever, Hey George?
 * George: I hope not. Don't you?
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return back at Osono's bakery]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Dreamworks Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Donald & Douglas (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Deputation (George Carlin)
 * 3) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * No guest stars were featured.

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: How Would you like to Hear a Thomas Story about Donald and Douglas?
 * Tulio: Who's Donald and Douglas?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I Think Donald and Douglas are Scottish Twin Engines.
 * Miguel: And where did Donald and Douglas lives?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well that's because Donald and Douglas use to live on the Island of Sodor on the other railway. But this is the first Story about the Brakevan that Donald and Douglas was teasing at him.
 * Tulio: What are you talking about?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Just Listen to This story about Donald & Douglas. [He blows his whistle and the story, Donald & Douglas begins]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Bad Day For Sir Handel (George Carlin)
 * 2) Duncan Gets Spooked (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Thomas, Percy & Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Woody and Buzz Lightyear

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & PlayStation.
 * This is the very first Mr. Conductor Adventure in a video game.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Better Late Than Never
 * 2) The Runaway
 * 3) Saved From Scrap
 * 4) A New Friend For Thomas

Guest Stars:

 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Yoshi

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 2) Pop Goes The Diesel
 * 3) Time For Trouble
 * 4) Thomas and Stepney

Guest Stars:

 * Rita

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Peg: Oh, can't you see the poor kids scared enough already?
 * Boris: Pay no attention, my little ochi-chernye.
 * Peg: That's right, dearie. They don't mean no real harm.
 * Boris: It's like Gorky says in Lower Depths. Quote. "Miserable being must find more miserable being. Then, he's happy." Unquote.
 * Rita: Excuse me, uh, sister, who's he?
 * Peg: Boris is a philosopher.
 * Scamp's Sisters: No you haven't, Uncle Trusty.
 * Mr. Conductor: Have I tell you a story about how Thomas met Stepney?
 * Scamp's Sisiers: No.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay then, I'll tell you all about Thomas and his new friend, Stepney. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and Stepney begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas the Tank Engine was feeling happy. His blue coat shone in the sun, he was right on time, and all around his branch line the countryside seemed prietter than ever before.
 * Thomas: Good morning, Percy.
 * Mr. Conductor: He said.
 * Thomas: My branchline is the pride of Sodor. Wouldn't you agree?
 * Percy: Uh...yes, Thomas, of course, but, uh...
 * Thomas: But what, Percy? Out with it.
 * Percy: Well, there is another engine with a famous branchline too.
 * Thomas: Who? Where?
 * Percy: His name is Stepney. He's faraway. But Sir Topham Hatt says he may visit us.
 * Thomas: When?
 * Percy: Oh, someday.
 * Mr. Conductor: And Percy hurried away.
 * Thomas: But...
 * Mr. Conductor: Finished Thomas.
 * Thomas: It can make an engine nervous not to know the line.
 * Stepney: Exaclty!
 * Mr. Conductor: Said Stepney.
 * Stepney: You're just an expert.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas felt much better. He couldn't be cross anymore, and began telling Stepney all about his branchline.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return the Darlings' House]
 * Mr. Conductor:
 * Scamp's Sisters:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Walt Disney Pictures & Pixar Animation Studios.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The Fogman
 * 2) Middle Engine
 * 3) James & The Red Balloon
 * 4) Buffer Bother

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Diesel Does It Again (George Carlin)
 * 3) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) You Can't Win (George Carlin)

Guest Stars

 * Nemo
 * Marlin

Quotes:
Quote 2: Quote 3: Quote 4: Quote 5:
 * Mr. Conductor: Say Guys, How Would you Like to Hear Rusty's Story about the Snow to Keep in Company?
 * Woody: Oh Yes, Mr. Conductor. I guess Rusty wants to tell Thomas to hear a Story about Skarloey Trapped in the Snow could cause an Avalanche, So please tell us about it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay Everyone, Just Listen to This Rusty's Story about to Keep him Company With Thomas Wants to clear a Snow on Sodor. And now it's my Turn to keep him Company, Here goes. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Snow begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: It was wintertime on the Island of Sodor. The Snow covers fields and railway lines. All the engines were hard at work, except Percy.
 * Thomas: Come on, Percy. This is no time to have a rest.
 * Percy: I'm stuck.
 * Mr. Conductor: Moaned Percy.
 * Percy: And my funnel's freezing up. Driver is gone for help.
 * Thomas: Pah!
 * Mr. Conductor: Puffed Thomas, and went on his way. Later, Thomas had to help clear a snow by a tunnel. But it was too deep, and he got stuck. Thomas was very cross.
 * Thomas: Snow is nothing but trouble!
 * Mr. Conductor: He moaned. Rusty was closed by.
 * Rusty: Driver says this winter is as bad as the worst winter of all.
 * Thomas: How worst?
 * Mr. Conductor: Asked Thomas.
 * Rusty: I'll tell you.
 * Mr. Conductor: Replied Rusty. And then the little engine did.
 * Thomas: Lucky for him. but it's just goes to show you, can't trust freight cars.
 * Mr. Conductor: Said Thomas.
 * Rusty: Or snow.
 * Mr. Conductor: Said Rusty. The man had just clear the snow away from him, when Gordon puffed by with his machine.
 * Gordon: Hey, look out! There's snow about.
 * Mr. Conductor: He stopped by the tunnel, and wheeshed loudy. Then it happened...
 * Gordon: Oh, no! (Gordon was covered in snow)
 * Gordon: Help!
 * Mr. Conductor: Cried Gordon.
 * Thomas: If Skarloey survives the snow fall, surley a big proud engine like you can do the same.
 * Mr. Conductor: Chuckled Thomas.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * Mr. Conductor: Moaned Gordon from withen, and then felt as silence as the snow.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Andy's house]
 * Woody: Thanks for the Story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Your Welcome Woody.
 * Mr. Conductor: How about if I tell you guys about Duke?
 * Woody: Duke? Who's Duke?
 * Mr. Conductor He's a Narrow Gauge Engine, and he lives on the Narrow Gauge railway on the Island of Sodor. So Why don't you Guys tell us about it?
 * Woody: Well...sure.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay, here goes. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, You Can't Win begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: When they reach the last station, Everyone cheered.
 * The Boy: What Happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: Asked The Boy.
 * The Boy: They don't usually need two engines!
 * His Father: Well!
 * Mr. Conductor: Replied his Father.
 * His Father: Stuart broke down, Duke have to help them, It sounds in be have a hard job to.
 * Mr. Conductor: Duke and his Driver's joke hadn't worked.
 * Stuart: FIDDLESTICKS.
 * Mr. Conductor: Explained Stuart, and he vanished in the cloud of Steam, Duke wheesed alongside.
 * Duke: Poor old engine.
 * Mr. Conductor: He teased.
 * Duke: It's no good, Stuart, You Can't Win.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return back outside in the junk yard]
 * Mr. Conductor: And that is the whole Story, Did you like it?
 * Woody: Yes, I will have to get you home Guys, I'm going to College With Andy, Right?
 * Mr. Conductor: Right!

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon Takes A Dip
 * 2) James In A Mess
 * 3) Thomas and The Special Letter
 * 4) Thomas Meets the Queen

Guest Stars:

 * Ranma & Friends
 * Big Bird
 * Snuffy
 * Twilight Sparkle
 * Pinkie Pie
 * Rarity
 * Applejack
 * Rainbow Dash
 * Fluttershy
 * Spike

Trivia:

 * During the Trial Scene Mr. Conductor [Michael Brandon] was about to tell the story "James & the Queen of Sodor" until Mr. Conductor [George Carlin] was smart enough to tell "Thomas Meets the Queen"

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Dreamworks Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Toby's Tighrope [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) The Diseasel [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Twin Trouble [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 4) Thomas, Percy & the Squeak [told by Alec Baldwin]

Guest Stars:

 * The Cheshire Cat

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Uh guys how would you like to hear a-a story about twins & their problems?
 * Ernie: IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN MR. CONDUCTOR! WE ARE NOT TWINS! WE WERE BORN SEPARATE!
 * Lars: For once that's something i can agree with you!
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll just tell it anyway
 * Ernie: FINE! i don't care at all!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sheesh! [blows story whistle]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Cranky Bugs
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch
 * 3) Duncan Gets Spooked
 * 4) James & The Red Balloon

Guest Stars:

 * Ernie & Bert (from Sesame Street)
 * Ranma & Friends

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Mr. Conductor: How about if I tell you guys about Cranky?
 * Merryweather: Who Cranky?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Cranky is a crane. And he's getting trouble at the docks, I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Cranky Bugs begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: Cranky still looks down on the two little engines, but ever since that stormy night, he never calls them "bugs" or "mites," because he knows they may bite back.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to the fairy room]
 * Merryweather: That was a pretty good story, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thanks for your help Guys, I'll see you in Aurora's House.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Warner Bros. Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Trust Thomas
 * 2) Henry & The Elephant
 * 3) Henry's Forest
 * 4) Woolly Bear

Guest Stars:

 * Cookie Monster

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * [Just as Pee-Wee, Mr. Conductor & Cookie Monster were riding down dogs whining was heard then they they all saw a pet store was on fire!]
 * Mr. Conductor: oh no! that pet store is on fire!
 * Cookie Monster: what do we do now Pee-Wee? studio security will still be following us!
 * Pee-Wee: [seriously] we save the animals

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and 20th Century Fox.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Scarf For Percy
 * 2) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 3) The Deputation
 * 4) Thomas & The Missing Christmas Tree

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Kevin, what happened?
 * Kevin: Well, Mr. Conductor. I think something's wrong. Everyone was at the party, Buzz was eating my pizza, I pushed him, and they spilled milk on the table, Everyone was very upset at me, that's an accident.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Kevin, There's nothing to worry about. Just we did that when Percy hit the trolley, the boxes, bags, scarfs and trousers flew everywhere, and everyone was covered in jam, it got ruined, Do you think that will happened, Kevin?
 * Kevin: No, what happened to Percy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Scarf For Percy begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and 20th Century Fox.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The Flying Kipper
 * 2) Thomas & Percy's Mountain Adventure
 * 3) Special Funnel
 * 4) Terence The Tractor

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Kevin, how about i'll tell you a story when Henry pulls the Flying Kipper around the Island of Sodor at night?
 * Kevin: Henry? Who's Henry?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, he's a big green engine, I'll tell you about him. (He blows his whistle and the story, The Flying Kipper begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Cow On The Line
 * 2) Bertie's Chase
 * 3) Saved From Scrap
 * 4) Old Iron

Guest Stars:

 * Ranma & Friends
 * Baloo and Mowgli

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Now I will have to tell you guys about the Cows.
 * Wendy: What Cows? I don't see any.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, That reminds me of Edward, Gordon and Henry have some trouble with cows on the Tracks, And Percy wants to take the cows of the Line. I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Cow On The Line begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Big Idea Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The World's Strongest Engine (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Rusty Saves The Day (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Better Late Than Never [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Gordon & the Famous Visitor [told by George Carlin]

Guest Stars:

 * Wallace & Gromit

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Cartoon Network Movies.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Special Funnel
 * 2) Steam Roller
 * 3) Passengers & Polish
 * 4) Gallant Old Engine

Guest Stars:

 * Bugs Bunny
 * Daffy Duck

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Universal Studios Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Snow
 * 2) Jack Frost
 * 3) Toby Had A Little Lamb
 * 4) It's Only Snow

Guest Stars:

 * Cruella De Vil (from 101 Dalamatians)
 * Captain Hook (from Peter Pan)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Duncan Gets Spooked [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 3) Bulgy [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Haunted Henry [told by Alec Baldwin]

Guest Stars:

 * Ash and his Friends and Team Rocket

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas & The Rumors
 * 2) Salty's Secret
 * 3) Jack Jumps In
 * 4) A Friend In Need

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Children's Television Workshop.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) James Goes Buzz Buzz [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Thomas, Percy & Old Slow Coach [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 4) Toby Had a Little Lamb [told by Alec Baldwin]

Guest Stars:

 * Schemer [while he's helping Grover]

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3: Quote 4: Quote 5: Quote 6: Quote 7: Quote 8: Quote 9:
 * Vicar: Thank you for saving my bees.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: He said.
 * Vicar: We can call you James the Red Nosed Engine.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Everyone laughed even James but instead they decided to call James the Bee's Knees, which means they thought he was more useful than ever.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Sesame Street]
 * Elmo: That was a pretty funny story Mr. C!
 * Lightning: Yeah i wish my friend Rudolph would have heard that!
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Well sure but Christmas can be very busy on the Island of Sodor but now that it's everyday i don't know what'll happen?
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: The farmer was waiting it was very cold
 * [just then the story ended upbruply as the steam took us back to Sesame Street]
 * Elmo: What happened next Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: I'm afraid that's where it ends Toby's now lost out in the snow i'm afraid he won't get to the lambs in time.
 * Elmo: [sadly] Elmo thought Christmas everyday would make people happy Lightning but it's making them sad [then sad music was playing] the Fixit Shop is closed, Big Bird is crying, Toby can't reach the lambs, nobody is celebrating! and the Count says Christmas isn't special anymore because it's everyday maybe Santa's right [singing] Everyday can't be Christmas.
 * That wouldn't be such a treat.
 * You can get tired of chocolate candy.
 * When that's all you eat.
 * [Then footage from Toby Had a Little Lamb was seen as Elmo was still singing]
 * Elmo: Everyday can't be your birthday.
 * That wouldn't be much fun.
 * Too many birthdays aren't half as nice as one.
 * [Then we return to Sesame Street]
 * That you wait for.
 * [With Lightning & the Conductor Cousins] Wait for joy.
 * And recall.
 * That if everyday was Christmas.
 * There wouldn't be Christmas...
 * At all.
 * [song ends]
 * Farmer McColl: Thank you, Toby.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Said the farmer.
 * Farmer McColl: We could've done it without you.
 * Toby: Thank you.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Said Toby.
 * Toby: There's nonthing I like more then being helping out a friend in need.
 * [just as story ended the steam took us back to Sesame Street]
 * Santa: A perfect end to a wonderful story Mr. C
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: How about I tell you guys about the time Thomas and Toby had saved Mrs. Kyndley with help of Percy and Terence?
 * Santa: Well sure, tell it, i got 4 & a half minutes to spare you can tell it while Lightining is grounded, he will hear the story.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Of course. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas' Christmas Party begins)
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: It was christmas on the Island of Sodor. All the engines were working hard. Thomas and Toby were busy carrying people and parcls up and down the Branchline. Everyone was happy. Only the coaches, Annie and Clarabel were complaning.
 * Annie and Clarabel: It's always the same before christmas!
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: They groaned.
 * Annie and Clarabel: We fell so full! We fell so full!
 * Thomas: Oh, come on.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Where's your best of spirit? Christmas day is almost here.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: By the side of the tracks, was the little cottage with the familier figure waving to them.
 * Thomas: It's Mrs. Kyndley
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Whistled Thomas.
 * Thomas: Peep, peep! Happy Christmas!
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Thomas always felt better for seeing her.
 * Thomas: Christmas just wouldn't be christmas without Mrs. Kyndley.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: He said to himself. When work was over, Thomas went to see the other engines. All their coats have been polished
 * Gordon: Hah!
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: Just look at us! Your driver would have to work fast to get you as smart as us!
 * Thomas: Never mind that.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: I've something important to say; do you reliaze it's been a whole year since Mrs. Kyndley saved us from the nasty accident? Do you remember when she was ill in bed and-?
 * Edward: Yes, of course.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Interrupted Edward.
 * Edward: You told us how she wave her red dressing gown out of the window to warn you about a landslide ahead.
 * Percy: And you and Toby gave her presents.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Percy joined in.
 * Percy: And Sir Topham Hatt send her to the seaside to get better.
 * James and Henry: But...
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Said the other engines.
 * James and Henry: The rest of us never thank her properly.
 * Thomas: Excaitly.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: So now I think we should all give her a special Christmas party.
 * Thomas and his Friends: [singing] We wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year.
 * [song ends]
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends thought it's the best christmas ever, and Mrs. Kyndley could think of nowhere she would rather live then here with them on the Island of Sodor.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Sesame Street]
 * Elmo: That's a really nice story. Do you agree, Santa.
 * Santa: Of course, Elmo. I'm glad Thomas and his friends give Mrs. Kyndley a special Christmas party.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: Well, Christmas day can be really useful party. But I hope Mrs. Kyndley will be all right on Sodor.
 * Lightining: I wish I could help a party. But now I'm now grounded.
 * Mr. Conductor [GC]: That's all right, Lightining. I'm sure one day you'll be reliable
 * Santa: [to Elmo] you got two more wishes son don't waste them
 * Elmo: ok Santa!
 * Lightning: But you could have had anything
 * Elmo: A diet soda?
 * Santa: A castle! a kingdom!
 * Elmo: Yeah!
 * Lighting: A fire engine! a real one!
 * Elmo: Ah!
 * [just then Mr. Conductor appeared]
 * Mr. Conductor: I knew i felt a surge of magic somewhere!
 * Santa: Mr. Conductor? is that you?
 * Mr. Conductor: It surely is!
 * Elmo: You know Mr. Conductor Santa?
 * Santa: Why sure i do you see i once visited Shining Time Station 6 years ago
 * [then flashback scenes from 'Tis A Gift was seen]
 * Santa: I was there waiting for the Northern Star
 * Elmo: The Northern Star?
 * Santa: It was the North Pole's special train & while i was there i helped a little girl named Vickie find her Christmas Spirit i made friends at the station and before i left Mr. Conductor's cousin came to help me at the North Pole it's been a long time since that day and i'll never forget it
 * Elmo: Wow!
 * Female Elf: Now can we have our break?
 * Santa: Five minutes.
 * Male Elf #2: What do you think of this, sir?
 * Santa: It's a cabbit.
 * Duck: I tried my hardest.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Puffed Duck.
 * Duck: But the weather's getting worst.
 * Duck's Driver: Even Duck's snowplough can't get through.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Said his driver.

Trivia:

 * In the story James Goes Buzz Buzz the line "It's a pity it's not Christmas" was edited out just for this movie special
 * In the story Toby Had a Little Lamb it will be seen in two parts one part will end with the farmer still waiting for Toby & the rest of the story will be seen after Elmo Saves Christmas again

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Feature Films for Families & Enoki Films USA, inc.
 * Deleted Scenes from the original Russian Dub will also be used.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Jack Frost [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Snow [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 3) Trust Thomas [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Rusty To The Rescue [told by George Carlin]

Guest Stars:

 * Bowser [mentioned]
 * Winnie the Pooh [mentioned]

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: you know that snowstorm wasn't as worse as the snow storm Percy got into that one time how about i tell you penguins that? [blows story whistle]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Bulldog
 * 2) Bulgy
 * 3) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race
 * 4) A New Friend For Thomas

Guest Stars:

 * Scooby Doo
 * Shaggy
 * Fred
 * Daphne
 * Velma

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & The Cat in the Hat Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) James Learns A Lesson
 * 3) Percy & The Signal
 * 4) Tenders & Turntables

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & The Cat in the Hat Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon & The Famous Visitor
 * 2) Pop Goes The Diesel
 * 3) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 4) A Close Shave For Duck

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Mavis (George Carlin)
 * 2) Diesel Does It Again (George Carlin)
 * 3) Gordon & The Gremlin (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas & The Special Letter (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Bert & Ernie

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin/Ringo Starr.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and the Trucks/Trouble For Thomas [The Perfect World]
 * 2) Thomas and the Breakdown Train/Thomas Saves The Day [Fifi's Folly]
 * 3) James and the Coaches/James Learns A Lesson [Mrs. Potts' Party]
 * 4) Troublesome Trucks/Foolish Freight Cars [Broken Wing]

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Fifi: I don't know what you're talking about, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well you see, Fifi, sometimes, it makes you think you're a really useful. Well, you see what I mean. [He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Saves the Day begins]
 * Mr. Conductor: Every day, Sir Topham Hatt came to the station to catch his train.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Hello.
 * Mr. Conductor: He always say to Thomas.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Don't let the silly fright cars tease you. Remember; you have an important job as a special helper in the train yard.
 * Mr. Conductor: He's never lonely. Edward and Henry stop quite often, and tell him the news. Gordon is always in a hurry; but never forgets to say...
 * Gordon: Poop, Poop
 * Mr. Conductor: And Thomas always whistles...
 * Thomas: Peep, Peep
 * Mr. Conductor: in return.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Beast's Castle]
 * Fifi:
 * Mr. Conductor:

Trivia

 * The film was re-release in the US with Ringo Starr and was later release in UK with Ringo Starr.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play
 * 2) James Goes Buzz Buzz
 * 3) Thomas Gets Bumped
 * 4) Thomas and the Special Letter

Guest Stars:

 * Belle
 * Lumiere
 * Cogsworth
 * Mrs. Potts
 * Chip
 * Fifi

Quotes:

 * Roger and Anita: [together, while Roger holds a coller] Wizzer.
 * Wizzer: [whimpers]
 * Mr. Conductor: Now this reminds me about the bees.
 * Chip: What bees? I don't see any.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Chip, sometimes you always. I'll never forget about them. Neither will James. I'll tell you about it. [blows story whistle]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Turner Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Trouble For Thomas
 * 2) Toad Stands By
 * 3) Bulls Eyes
 * 4) The Deputation

Guest Stars:

 * Woody
 * Buzz Lightyear

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play (George Carlin)
 * 2) It's Only Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Toby Had a Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Jack Frost (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes:

 * Mr. Conductor: Have I tell you guys about Stepney and Caroline?
 * Angelique: I don't know what you're say, Mr. Conductor, because I'm deaf. But, thanks to you, I'm now fine.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, seeing you stubborn reminds me about Caroline. Since I'm cooking cakes, I'll tell you all about it. [taps spoons story]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Paws Entertainment.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Comes To Breakfast
 * 2) Daisy
 * 3) Bulls Eyes
 * 4) Percy's Predicament

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * 2) Woolly Bear
 * 3) Mavis
 * 4) Toby's Tightrope

Guest Stars:

 * Simba
 * Timon & Pumbaa
 * Scar (working with The Queen)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, HBO Kids & Nelvana.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) The Diseasel
 * 2) James Goes Buzz Buzz
 * 3) Wrong Road
 * 4) Edward's Exploit

Guest Stars:

 * Wallace & Gromit

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & The Cat in the Hat Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin) [The Sneetches]
 * 2) Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin) [The Sneetches]
 * 3) One Good Turn (George Carlin) [The Zax]
 * 4) Henry & The Elephant (George Carlin) [Green Eggs & Ham]

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird [The Sneetches]
 * Cookie Monster [Green Eggs & Ham]

Quotes:
Quote 1 from The Sneetches:

Quote 1 from The Zax: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: Ben was delighted it was good to be helping each other. best of all it was good to be friends again
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to the desert]
 * North Zax: I don't care what moral that dumb story had both brothers were mean to each other then they become friends & i can't move unless he moves.
 * South Zax: That's what i think too small man why don't you leave us be?
 * North Zax: Yes indeed leave us be!
 * Mr. Conductor: Fine then i'll go! but if you die out here don't blame me! [disapeears in a huff]
 * South Zax: Now as i was saying before being rudely intterupted i'll stay here not budging i can & i will if it makes you & me & the whole world stand still!

Quote 1 from Green Eggs & Ham:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch
 * 3) Gordon Takes A Tumble
 * 4) Elizabeth the Vintage Quarry Truck

Guest Stars:

 * Fifi (from Beauty and the Beast)

Quotes:

 * Fifi: [After she screams so loudly that the glasses shatter all over town] I can't be brave about mice!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Fifi, it's only a mouse. Sometimes it's easy for you to know about mice.
 * Fifi: Are there any mice on the Island of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes. Even on the Island of Sodor. I'll never forget about it. Neither will Thomas or Percy. I'll tell you about it. [blows story whistle]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & MGM/Warner Bros. Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race [seen in Black & White]
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and The Dragon
 * 3) A Scarf For Percy
 * 4) Percy's Promise

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird
 * Wallace & Gromit
 * Dr. Robotnik (working with the Witch)
 * Weasels (working with Dr. Robotnik and the Witch)

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3: Quote 4:
 * Scarecrow: What about the heart you promise Tin Man?! And the courage you promise Cowardly Lion?!
 * Tin Man and Cowardly Lion [together]: And Scarecrow's brain?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes! And a scarf for me, Big Bird, Wallace and Gromit?! Which reminds me of how Percy kept his promise to Thomas.
 * Wizard: What are you talking about?
 * Mr. Conductor: Just listen. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy's Promise begins)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Harold told me you're... a wizard. He said he can beat you at somethings, but not at being a submarine. I don't know what you two given up to sometimes, but I do know that you're a really useful engine.
 * Percy: Oh, sir!
 * Mr. Conductor: Whisper Percy, happily.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Emerald City]
 * Mr. Conductor:
 * Wizard:
 * Scarecrow:
 * Mr. Conductor: Before we go to Oz Lion, your jumping did reminds of one thing on Sodor.
 * Lion: What's that?
 * Mr. Conductor: The Chinese Dragon. I'll tell you guys all about it before we go to Oz once more. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and the Dragon begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas and Percy are good firends, but sometimes Percy teases Thomas about being frigntening, and he doesn't like that at all.
 * Thomas: By the way, how was your night out?
 * Mr. Conductor: Percy decided to tell Thomas the truth.
 * Thomas: Well, Percy,
 * Mr. Conductor: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Maybe we do get scare, sometimes. But if we're not afriad to tell each other, then that's mean we're quite brave, too.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to the forest]
 * Lion:
 * Mr. Conductor:
 * Lion:
 * Dorothy: Well, come on.
 * Lion: [singing]
 * Tin Man: [singing]
 * Scarecrow: [singing]
 * Mr. Conductor, Big Bird, Wallace and Gromit: [singing]
 * Dorothy: [singing]
 * Scarecrow: [singing] Then I'm sure to get a brain.
 * Tin Man: [singing] A heart.
 * Dorothy: [singing] A home.
 * Mr. Conductor, Big Bird, Wallace and Gromit: [singing] A Scarfs.
 * Lion: [singing] The nerve.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Cranky Bugs
 * 2) Toby and the Flood
 * 3) Something In The Air
 * 4) Horrid Lorry

Guest Stars:

 * Woody
 * Buzz Lightyear
 * Jessie
 * Bullseye
 * Rex
 * Mr. Potato Head
 * Mrs. Potato Head
 * Slinky
 * Hamm
 * The 3 Aliens
 * Ken
 * Barbie
 * Lotso (working with Mack)
 * Prospector (working with Lotso and Mack)

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3: Quote 4: Quote 5:
 * Mr. Conductor: Says guys, how about a Thomas Story about Cranky the Crane?
 * Toaster: Okay, I love to hear Stories about Cranky the Crane to all my friends.
 * Mr. Conductor: Alright, but this is a Story about the time that Thomas, Percy and Cranky was Getting Trouble at the Docks. And Sir Topham Hatt would be so cross to Thomas and Percy that Cranky was Calling Bugs. Here goes. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Cranky Bugs begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas and Percy enjoyed working at the docks. They liked the sea air and the sound of the gulls. But one day the friends were feeling hot and bothered. A crane was causing trouble. His name was Cranky, and this was his first day at the docks.
 * Cranky: "You're useless little bugs,"
 * Mr. Conductor: He called from above.
 * Cranky: "If you put these frieght cars on the inside lines, then I wouldn't have so far to travel."
 * Thomas: "Rubbish!"
 * Mr. Conductor: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: "No crane has ever complained before."
 * Cranky: "Well, I'm Complaining now."
 * Mr. Conductor: And Cranky banged his load down on the quayside.
 * Mr. Conductor: And it wasn't to long before Cranky was upright again and clearing the wreckage. At Last, all the engines were free.
 * Gordon: "Oh, thank you."
 * Mr. Conductor: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: "What would I have done without you?"
 * Cranky: "Well, I had to be rescued before I could help you. But I never thought it would be by a couple of b-b---"
 * Mr. Conductor: Cranky was about to say "bugs," but he quickly corrected himself.
 * Cranky: "Er...small engines. Thank you I'll never be rude again. However, you two mites are in my way, so move over."
 * Percy: "Pah!"
 * Mr. Conductor: Said Percy.
 * Percy: "He's back to bugging us!"
 * Thomas: "Don't move! You're still attatched to Cranky!"
 * Mr. Conductor: But it was too late. [Then Cranky hit the ground with a loud Crash]
 * Mr. Conductor: Cranky Still looks down on the two little engines, but ever since that stormy night, he never calls them "bugs" or "mites," because he knows they may bite back.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return Back at the Veterinary School]
 * Woody: I love that Thomas Story about Cranky, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thanks Guys. So now Thomas and Percy was so happy that Cranky is not Calling Bugs anymore, Right.
 * Toaster: That's Right, Mr. Conductor. I guess That Cranky wasn't just Calling Bugs anymore.
 * Mr. Conductor: I Thought that The Smell of Fish just like we did on sodor. So that's how reminds me of that Thomas and Henry pulls the Flying Kipper was full of Fish?
 * Buzz: What are you talking about?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Just listen to this story about Henry who would ever Pulls the Flying Kipper with the smell of Fish. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Something in the Air begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: And Henry did.
 * Henry: "I'm Sorry I was rude you Thomas."
 * Thomas: "That's alright! But can you smell something?"
 * Henry: "But What?"
 * Thomas: "Fresh air."
 * Henry: "Oh, Yes."
 * Mr. Conductor: Replied Henry Happily.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return back at the Veterinary School]
 * Kirby: So that's how Henry wasn't just the Smell of Fish on the Island of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course not. But Thomas doesn't like the smell of fish that henry was pulling the Flying Kipper at Night.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party
 * 2) Baa!
 * 3) Make Someone Happy
 * 4) Happy Ever After

Guest Stars:

 * Duchess
 * Toulouse
 * Berlizo
 * Marie
 * Thomas O' Malley
 * Alley Cats

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Warner Bros. Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Toby & the Flood (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (George Carlin)
 * 3) Dunkin' Duncan (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas Saves the Day (George Carlin)

Quotes:
Quote 1:

Quote 2: Quote 3: Quote 4:
 * Mr. Conductor: "You two bunnies have done it this time. I haven't seen a flood this big since the time Toby floated downriver on a wooden bridge."
 * Babs: "Seeing as we've got nothing better to do during this water fight, will you tell us about it?"
 * Mr. Conductor: "I'd be my pleasure." (Whistles)
 * (After the story)
 * Mr. Conductor: "Hiya, Shirley. I'm back from the Acme Resort, so I thought I'd stop and talk to you for a while."
 * Shirley the Loon: "Like, totally radical, Mr. C. So, did Fifi meet Johnny Pew?"
 * Mr. Conductor: "Well, yes, but unfortunately, that snooty skunk is taking advantage of his most loyal fan. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Sir Handel and Peter Sam?"
 * Shirley the Loon: "Like, not really, Mr. C. I can't see Sir Handel as a movie star, not even in one of his next incarnations."
 * Mr. Conductor: "No, but he still got Peter Sam, as well as himself, in an awful mess. I'll tell you all about it." (Whistles)
 * (After the story)
 * Shirley: "Well, Mr. C, I totally, like, follow you now. I'd warn Fifi if I weren't forced to go to the movies with Fowlmouth."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the Acme Wild Safari Zoo. Elmyra's gonna be there, and knowing her, she's gonna make an awful mess of her own."
 * Shirley: "Okay. Good luck, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: " Having trouble, Plucky?"
 * Plucky: "At this rate, we'll never get to HappyWorldLand!
 * Mr. Conductor: "Well, Plucky, sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for, and impatience sometimes leads to trouble. I remember the time Duncan's impatience at the incline railway got him into trouble."
 * Plucky: "Oh, great. As if listening to 'Pop Goes the Weasel' 24/7 wasn't torture enough."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Relax, Plucky. A story will help to pass the time, and you'll be at HappyWorldLand before you know it. Now, I'm gonna tell you about Duncan's adventure, whether you want me to or not." (Whistles)
 * (After the story)
 * Buster: I still can't believe Byron saved us. He's usually so lazy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well sure, you guys are his friends, right? And friends always help out friends in need. Just like Thomas helped James when he derailed in a field. And seeing as we still have some time before the mob chasing you guys gets here, I'll tell you all about it." (Whistles)
 * (After the story)

Mr. Conductor's Adventures of The Chipmunk Adventure
Notes:
 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Bagdasarian Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) No Sleep For Cranky (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Percy, James & The Fruitful Day (George Carlin)
 * 3) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Donald's Duck (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird [Goes with the Chipmunks]
 * Fluttershy [Goes with the Chipettes]

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Alvin: well Theodore did the boogie-man get you?
 * Big Bird: Alvin! please! as if you scared him enough already!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: where is he anyway?
 * Simon: Theodore?
 * [they checked his sleeping bag and then...]
 * all 4: [gasp!] he's gone!

Trivia:

 * Mr. Conductor [AB] goes with the Chipmunks
 * Mr. Conductor [GC] goes with the Chipettes

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race (George Carlin)
 * 3) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin)
 * 4) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Baloo and Bahgerra

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Trust Thomas
 * 2) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 3) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day
 * 4) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure

Guest Stars:

 * Belle (from Beauty and the Beast)

Quotes:
Quote 1 Quote 2:
 * Jack: [After Belle had been stink by the skunk and been squirted by the lemon-lime and thus covered in fruit and he saw everything] Oh! Got yourselves a skunk, huh? Good evening.
 * Mr. Conductor: Ohh. Do I smell a skunk?
 * Theodore: That was me and Belle. Right, Belle?
 * Belle: Yes. I was also cover in lemon-lime and fruit.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, that was bad. I also wanted you to make sure that he's right. I also wanted to make sure that good things are waiting in life.
 * Belle: Are there any accidents of fruits on the Island of Sodor?
 * Mr. Condctor: Oh yes, Belle. Percy has a accident with the fruit. I'll never forget it. Neither will Percy and James. I'll tell you all about it. [blows story whistle]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin, Alec Baldwin, and Michael Angelis.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Nickelodeon Movies.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Better Late Than Never (George Carlin)
 * 2) Jack Jumps In (Michael Angelis US)
 * 3) A Friend in Need (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Mr. Conductor: "Hi, Ed."
 * Ed: "Whoa. A tiny talking man. I must be dreaming, Just like I did this morning with the talking flying food. I guess this also must mean I wasn't late."
 * Mr. Conductor: "No, this isn't a dream, Ed. I'm real, and I'm sorry to say, you were late this morning."
 * Ed: "Awww..."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Don't feel bad, Ed. Sometimes good things can happen if you're late. I remember the time that Thomas was late, but got to help out a friend in need."
 * Ed: "Will you tell me about it, tiny talking man?"
 * Mr. Conductor: "Of course." (Whistles)
 * (After the Story)
 * Ed: "Thanks for the story, tiny talking man."
 * Mr. Conductor: "You're welcome. And you may me call me Mr. Conductor."
 * Ed: "Cool. Now, if you'll excuse me, I got fries to salt."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Very well, I've got a busy day, too."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Hiya, Dexter. How's it going?"
 * Dexter: "Not so good, Mr. C. This roller-blading nut got in my way, and I accidentally ran into Mr. Wheat. I've got no driver's license, two dented cars to pay for; his and my mom's, and no way to pay for it all."
 * Mr. Conductor: "I'm sure he didn't mean to get in your way, he was just trying to do his job."
 * Dexter: "At least he has a job. I need $1,900.00, and I got fired from Mondo Burger."
 * Mr. Conductor: "I'm sure there are other jobs you can do. After all, opportunity always knocks. Jack the front loader wasn't successful at his first job, either. I'll tell you all about it. Maybe it'll help cheer you up." (Whistles)
 * (After the story)
 * Dexter: "What happened to Jack?"
 * Mr. Conductor: "Even though it was his first day, Jack didn't give up. In fact, he kept trying until he got things right, and in no time at all, he was just as successful as ever."
 * Dexter: "Well, I'm off to drown my misery in milkshakes."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Good luck with the job hunt!"
 * Mr. Conductor: "Hello again, Dexter. You're not looking too happy."
 * Dexter: "I just found out that roller-blading nut that got me into trouble is Ed! I don't want to see him or talk to him anymore. He ruined my summer! Now that Mondo Burger is getting all the customers with their bigger burgers, Good Burger may very well go out of business. The one job I even come close to being good at, and I may not work here much longer. As if that's not bad enough, I owe Mr. Wheat $25,000.00 for his newly repaired car."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Well, you'll be glad to know I wouldn't give Mondo Burger a penny. Bigger doesn't always mean better. Besides, Ed didn't mean to cause an accident..."
 * Dexter: "He was only trying to do his job, I know."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Who knows? Ed just might be able to make up for all the trouble he caused by helping a friend in need. I think it's time I told you the exciting conclusion of Jack's adventure, which shows how he saved Thomas, and became a permanent member of the Pack." (Whistles)
 * (After the Story)
 * "Wow, Mr. C. Jack owned up, and he was the hero who saved that little blue tank engine. Too bad my life isn't like his. I'm no success, I'm stuck in a fast-food restaurant ready to go out of business with an idiot cashier, and no way to pay for my teacher's car."
 * Mr. Conductor: "Don't worry, Dexter. I'm sure you and Ed will be friends again soon, and Good Burger will be back in business! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna calm Mr. Bailey down now, maybe help him find some good food for his mother."

Trivia:

 * Even though Michael Angelis narrates Jack Jumps In Alec Baldwin is the one who blows the whistle to tell the story

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Columbia Pictures, Jim Henson Productions & Children's Television Workshop.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas, Percy & the Mail Train [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Steamroller [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Harvey To The Rescue [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 4) Percy & The Haunted Mine [told by Alec Baldwin]

Guest Stars:

 * Audrey II [Working for Huxley]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Columbia Pictures, and Sony Pictures Entertainment.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) James and The Trouble With Trees
 * 2) Oliver's Find
 * 3) Thomas and The Jet Engine
 * 4) Faulty Whistles

Guest Stars:

 * Tigger (from Winnie the Pooh)

Quotes:
Quote 1 Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: Flint, how about i'll tell you a story when James gets an encounter with a tree?
 * Flint: James? What's James?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, he's a red engine. I'll tell you about him. (blows his whistle)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Children's Television Workshop.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas & The Missing Christmas Tree (George Carlin)
 * 3) It's Only Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Snow (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: "Hi, Big Bird. What are you doing?"
 * Big Bird: "I'm waiting for Santa Mr. C. I want to see just how he fits down those chimneys."
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: "Hope you're not planning to be up here long."
 * Big Bird: "Not too long. Just till' Santa arrives.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: "That might take a little while, you may get stuck in the snow, just like Thomas did on Sodor. Rusty told him a story to keep him company, and now it's my turn to keep you company. I'll tell you all about Rusty's story." (Blows his whistle and the story, Snow begins)
 * Gordon: Help!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Cried Gordon.
 * Thomas: If Skarloey survives the snow fall, surlely a big proud engine like you can do the same.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Chuckled Thomas.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Moaned Gordon from withen, and then felt as silence as the snow.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Sesame Street]
 * Big Bird: Thanks for the story Mr. C even though there is no avalanche site here on Sesame Street i just hope that soon Santa will be here soon so i can see if he can fit through those skinny little chimneys.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Well tell you what how about i stay here with you to wait for Santa?
 * Big Bird: Sure thing, Mr. C [clears snow off a box & sits down] [yawns] hmm boy i hope he comes soon
 * [Big Bird was beginning to be very sleepy and meanwhile back down on the street...]

Trivia:

 * A Brief cameo of [RS] Mr. Conductor is seen in this movie

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Better Late Than Never
 * 2) James Learns A Lesson
 * 3) Foolish Freight Cars
 * 4) Four Little Engines

Guest Stars:

 * Aladdin
 * Abu
 * Genie

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Mario & Vittorio Cecchi Gori.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Terence The Tractor
 * 2) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race
 * 3) Toby's Tightrope
 * 4) The Trouble With Mud

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Columbia Pictures.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby & The Flood
 * 2) A Better View For Gordon
 * 3) Busy Going Backwards
 * 4) Duncan Gets Spooked

Guest Stars:

 * Basil
 * Dr. Dawson

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Children's Television Workshop.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy & The Squeak (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Percy's Promise (George Carlin)
 * 4) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Cartoon Network Movies.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) A Better View For Gordon (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) One Good Turn (told by George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Paramount Pictures & 20th Century Fox.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Old Iron (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Percy's Predicament (told by George Carlin)
 * 3) No Sleep For Cranky (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Faulty Whistles (told by Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * Mario & Luigi
 * Ranma & Friends
 * Big Bird

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Cranky Bugs [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and The Dragon [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Rusty To The Rescue [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Something In The Air [told by Alec Baldwin]

Guest Stars:

 * Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong

Quotes:
==Mr. Conductor's Adventures of The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie==

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Big Idea Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Whistles & Sneezes (George Carlin)
 * 3) Bulgy (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas, Percy & The Mail Train (George Carlin)

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Terence the Tractor
 * 2) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 3) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure
 * 4) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree

Guest Stars:

 * Lola Bunny

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2: Quote 3:
 * Lola: Oh, my feet and cotton tail! I'll shall have to stop here till I'm frozen! What a silly rabbit I'am!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry! I'm here to help you!
 * Lola: Thank you, Mr. C. You're splieded. Me, I am silly.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you banged the snow pants yesterday, right?
 * Lola: Ya...
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that reminds me of Thomas got stuck in the snow and Terence pulled him out.
 * Lola: Can you tell me about it, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: It'll be my pleasure.
 * [Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Terence the Tractor begins]
 * Mr. Conductor: Autum had come to the Island of Sodor. The fields were changing from yellow stubborn to brown earth. And a tractor was hard at work as Thomas puffed along.
 * Thomas' Driver: I hope you'll be sinible now, Thomas.
 * Mr. Conductor: Said his driver.
 * Thomas: I'll try.
 * Mr. Conductor: Said Thomas, and he puffed slowly away.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Scott's house]
 * Lola:
 * Mr. Conductor:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) A Big Day For Thomas
 * 3) Diesel Does it Again
 * 4) Heroes

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: How about if I tell you guys about Thomas?
 * Quasimodo: Who's Thomas?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a tank engine, and he lives on the Island of Sodor. I'll tell you all about him.
 * [Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins]
 * Thomas: Maybe I don't have to tease Gordon about feeling important.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas thought to himself. And he puffed slowly home.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to Notre Dame]
 * Quasimodo:
 * Mr. Conductor:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Cinema Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Wrong Road
 * 2) Bulldog
 * 3) Thomas and Stepney
 * 4) Thomas Meets The Queen

Guest Stars:

 * Queen of Hearts (working with Dorian Tyrell)

Quotes:
Quote 1:
 * Mr. Conductor: This make the twins behave at once. Gordon thought Boco was wonderful.
 * Gordon: Those little deomons! How do you do it?
 * Boco: Ah well,
 * Mr. Conductor: said Boco.
 * Boco: It's just the knack.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gordon stills believe that Boco saved his life; but we know the twins were only teasing. Don't we?
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to outside of Coco-Bongo]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas & The Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin) [Wind in the Willows]
 * 2) A Big Surprise For Percy (Alec Baldwin) [Wind in the Willows]
 * 3) No Joke For James (George Carlin) [The Legend of Sleepy Hollow]
 * 4) Percy's Ghostly Trick (George Carlin) [The Legend of Sleepy Hollow]

Guest Stars:

 * Wallace & Gromit [Wind in the Willows]
 * Big Bird [The Legend of Sleepy Hollow]

Quotes:
Quote 1 from Wind in the Willows: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Mr. Toad, your wild ride remains me the wild ride Thomas had with the Jet Engine.
 * Mr. Toad: Could you tell us that story, please?
 * Wallace: Yes, I'd like to hear that.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Okay, I will.
 * (Mr. Conductor (AB) blows his whistle and the story, Thomas & The Jet Engine begins)

Quote 1 from The Legend of Sleepy Hollow:

Trivia

 * Alec Baldwin Mr. Conductor appears in Wind in the Willows.
 * George Carlin Mr. Conductor appears in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Birtt Allcroft Studios & Pee-Wee Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 2) Thomas & The Missing Christmas Tree
 * 3) Terence The Tractor
 * 4) Special Funnel

Trivia

 * In the Thomas Stories when the word "year" is heard a clip from the Pee-Wee's Playhouse episode with Pee-Wee & the playhouse friends screaming to the word will be seen.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) A Proud Day For James
 * 2) Trouble For Thomas
 * 3) Percy Proves a Point
 * 4) Thomas Gets Bumped

Guest Stars:

 * Goofy
 * Mickey Mouse
 * Donald Duck

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) James Learns A Lesson
 * 2) Percy's Ghostly Trick
 * 3) Thomas, Percy and The Dragon
 * 4) Wrong Road

Guest Stars:

 * Marie
 * Toulouse
 * Berlizo
 * Thomas O Mally
 * Duchess
 * Mickey Mouse
 * Donald Duck
 * Goofy
 * Bambi
 * Thumper
 * Flower

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) It's Only Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Jack Frost (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin)

Guest Stars

 * Mickey Mouse
 * Donald Duck
 * Goofy
 * Bugs Bunny
 * Lola Bunny

Quotes:
Quote #1 Quote #2
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: What are you're doing, Lola?
 * Lola: I'm going to slide down the snow with the other penguins through the snow.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Be careful. You may get stuck in the snow, just like Thomas did on Sodor. Rusty told him a story to keep him company, and now it's my turn to keep you company. I'll tell you all about Rusty's story. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Snow begins)
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: It was winter time on the Island of Sodor. The snow covers the fields and railway lines. All the engines were hard at work, except Percy.
 * Thomas: Come on, Percy. This is no time to have a rest.
 * Percy: I'm stuck.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Moaned Percy.
 * Percy: And my funnel's freezing up. Driver is gone for help.
 * Thomas: Pah!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Puffed Thomas, and went on his way. Later, Thomas had to help clear snow by a tunnel. But it was to deep, and he got stuck. Thomas was very cross.
 * Thomas: Snow is nothing but trouble!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: He moaned. Rusty was closed by.
 * Rusty: Driver says this winter is as bad as the worst winter of all.
 * Thomas: How worst?
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Asked Thomas.
 * Rusty: I'll tell you.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Replied Rusty. And then the little engine did.
 * Thomas: Lucky for him, but it's just goes to show you, can't trust fright cars.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Said Thomas.
 * Rusty: Or snow.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Said Rusty. The man had just clear the snow away from him, when Gordon puffed by with his machine.
 * Gordon: Hey, look out! There's snow about!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: He stopped by the tunnel, and weeshed loudly. Then it happen...
 * Gordon: Oh, no! (Gordon was cover in snow)
 * Gordon: Help!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Cried Gordon.
 * Thomas: If Skarloey survives the snow fall, surley a big proud engine like you can do the same.
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Chuckled Thomas.
 * Gordon: Pah!
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]: Moaned Gordon from withen, and then felt as silence as the snow.
 * [then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to the North Pole]
 * Lola:
 * Mr. Conductor [AB]:
 * Mickey Mouse:

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Nickelodeon Movies.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and The Dragon
 * 3) Saved From Scrap
 * 4) A Proud Day For James

Guest Stars:

 * Ren and Stimpy
 * Rocko
 * Heffer
 * The Angry Beavers
 * The Smurfs

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios, Universal Studios & Dreamworks Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Horrid Lorry
 * 2) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party
 * 3) Bye George
 * 4) Haunted Henry

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird
 * Woody
 * Buzz Lightyear

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Escape
 * 2) Rusty To The Rescue
 * 3) Thomas Saves The Day (S1)
 * 4) Saved From Scrap

Guest Stars:

 * Big Bird
 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Princess Toadstool
 * Toad
 * King Koopa [working for Medusa]

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Warner Bros. Pictures

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Train Stops Play
 * 2) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race
 * 3) Thomas Comes To Breakfast
 * 4) Percy Proves A Point

Guest Stars:

 * Simba
 * Timon & Pumbaa
 * Rafiki
 * Zazu
 * Nala
 * Shenzi, Banzai & Ed (working with Mr. Swackhammer)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Jim Henson Productions.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Rusty & The Boulder (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Trust Thomas (George Carlin)
 * 3) Percy & The Signal (George Carlin)
 * 4) Faulty Whistles (Alec Baldwin)

Guest Stars:

 * Fluttershy

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Fluttershy: What can I do, Sir Robin?
 * Sir Robin: Fluttershy you go with Kermit to get the frogs we may need your help & Mr. Conductor's too because with Taminella as queen she might have some evil plans for you
 * Fluttershy: That... Big,,, Dumb... MEANIE! Count me in Sir Robin!

Trivia:

 * Mr. Conductor seems to have know Taminella Grinderfall back when he was in Magic School
 * Even Though Alec Baldwin tells the stories Rusty & the Boulder & Faulty Whistles George Carlin blows the whistle to start the stories
 * Rusty & the Boulder has the title card from the Thomas Video Spills & Chills
 * Percy & the Signal has the title card from the Thomas Video Thomas & his Friends Get Along
 * Faulty Whistles has the title card from the Thomas Video Percy's Chocolate Crunch & other stories

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Children's Television Workshop.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Thomas & The Conductor
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing
 * 3) Terence The Tractor
 * 4) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race

Mr. Conductor & Big Bird In Japan
===Notes: ===


 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Children's Television Workshop.

===Thomas Stories: ===

===Guest Stars: === ===Quotes: ===
 * 1) Thomas & The Special Letter (George Carlin)
 * 2) Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) James Learns A Lesson (George Carlin)
 * 4) Harvey To The Rescue (Alec Baldwin)

Mr. Conductor's Adventures in Muppet Treasure Island
===Notes:  ===

===Thomas Stories:  ===
 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin & George Carlin
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Jim Henson Productions


 * 1) Toby's Discovery [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Escape [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Thomas Breaks The Rules [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Percy's Ghostly Trick [told by George Carlin]

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===<span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Quotes:  ===
 * Gerald the Genie Engine [from Engines Tonight]

Mr. Conductor's Adventures in The Tigger Movie
===<span class="mw-headline" id="Notes:_149" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Notes:_148" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Notes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Notes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Notes:   ===


 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Walt Disney Pictures.

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 * 1) Daisy (George Carlin)
 * 2) A Close Shave For Duck (George Carlin)
 * 3) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Badwin)
 * 4) Baa! (Alec Baldwin)

===<span class="mw-headline" id="Guest_Stars:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Guest_Stars:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Guest_Stars:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Guest_Stars:_143" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Guest Stars:   ===

===<span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Quotes:   ===
 * Mario And Luigi

==<span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mr. Conductor and Baby's Day Out   == ===<span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Notes:   ===


 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">From Britt Allcroft Studios and 20th Century Fox.

===<span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Thomas Stories:   ===

===<span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Guest Stars:   ===
 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) A Big Day For Thomas
 * 3) Home at Last
 * 4) Rock 'N' Roll

===<span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Quotes:   === <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Quote 1: <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Quote 2:
 * Princess Eilonwy
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mr. Conductor: You know guys, before we go up to the top of the construction site building, my friend told that he was once stuck, just like Duncan.
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Eilonwy: Can you tell me and Bink about it?
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mr. Conductor: Of Course. [blows story whistle]
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Sir Topham Hatt: Listen to me. There is nothing wrong with that tunnel. You stuck in it because you tried to do rock and roll. Tunnels are not dance floors, and you are not a pop star.
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mr. Conductor: Then Sir Topham Hatt gave his full attention to Duncan's funnel.
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Sir Topham Hatt: If it happens again...
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mr. Conductor: He ended omvesily.
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Sir Topham Hatt: I shall find ways to cut you down to sizes, and other words, your career is, um, on the line. Need I say more?
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mr. Conductor: Duncan thought Sir Topham Hatt had say quite enough. And he remained completed silence and still, for at least the whole evening.
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">[just then the screen fills up with steam again as we return to the building under construction]
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Eilonwy:
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Mr. Conductor:
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">[just then, Veeko show up, but Mr. Conductor, Eilonwy and Baby Bink got on the beam and went up]
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Veeko: Oh!
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">[just then, Eddie and Norby drove up]
 * <span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Veeko:

Trivia:

 * "Thomas Gets Tricked" will be seen before escape to go home, "A Big Day for Thomas" will be seen before crossing the street to the zoo, "Home at Last" will be seen before entering the construction site and "Rock 'N' Roll" will be seen in a car before calling the back up.

Mr. Conductor's Adventures of Song of the Cloud Forest
===<span class="mw-headline" id="Notes:_151" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Notes:    ===


 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Jim Henson Productions.

===<span class="mw-headline" id="Thomas_Stories:_149" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Thomas Stories:    ===


 * 1) Thomas Gets Bumped
 * 2) Saved From Scrap
 * 3) Thomas Saves The Day (S1)
 * 4) Mind That Bike

===<span class="mw-headline" id="Guest_Stars_4" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Guest Stars:    ===

===<span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes_2" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Quotes:    ===
 * Fluttershy
 * Timon & Pumbaa

Mr. Conductor's Adventures of A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
===<span class="mw-headline" id="Notes:_152" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Notes:_151" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Notes:     ===

===<span class="mw-headline" id="Thomas_Stories:_150" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Thomas_Stories:_149" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Thomas Stories:     ===
 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Charles M. Schulz.

===<span class="mw-headline" id="Guest_Stars_4" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Guest_Stars_4" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Guest Stars:     === ===<span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes_2" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes_2" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Quotes:     ===
 * 1) Escape
 * 2) Thomas & Percy's Mountain Adventure


 * Mr. Conductor: Those Pilgrims escaping from England reminds me of the time a friend of mine, Oliver, escaped from the scrap yards. You know, I think I should tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Escape begins)

Mr. Conductor's Adventures of Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (And Don't Come Back!!)
Notes: ===<span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes_2" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes_2" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Thomas Stories:     ===
 * Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios & Paramount Pictures

===<span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes_2" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes_2" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Guest Stars:     ===
 * 1) A Better View For Gordon
 * 2) Haunted Henry
 * 3) Percy's Chocolate Crunch
 * 4) Oliver's Find

===<span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes_2" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes_2" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_147" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_146" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_145" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span class="mw-headline" id="Quotes:_144" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Quotes:     ===
 * Big Bird
 * Snuffy
 * Twilight Sparkle
 * Pinkie Pie
 * Rarity
 * Applejack
 * Rainbow Dash
 * Fluttershy

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
 * From Britt Allcroft Studios and Walt Disney Pictures.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Henry's Forest
 * 2) James In A Mess
 * 3) Thomas, Percy and The Dragon
 * 4) Thomas Breaks The Rules

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mind That Bike
 * 2) James Goes Buzz Buzz
 * 3) Percy's Predicament
 * 4) Diesel Does It Again

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Time For Trouble [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Double Trouble (S2) [told by George Carlin]
 * 3) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon [told by George Carlin]
 * 4) Rusty and the Boulder [told by Alec Baldwin]

Guest Stars

 * Twilight Sparkle
 * Pinkie Pie
 * Rarity
 * Applejack
 * Rainbow Dash
 * Fluttershy
 * Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo Bear and Cindy Bear
 * Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey
 * Snagglepuss
 * Huckleberry Hound
 * Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy
 * Magilla Gorilla
 * Wally Gator
 * Top Cat
 * Peter Potamus
 * Squiddly Diddly
 * Atom Ant
 * Snooper and Blabber
 * Touche Turtle
 * Hokey Wolf
 * Audrey 2 [working with Sir Miles Axlerod, Professor Z and the other Lemons]

Quotes
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Lightning McQueen: See you soon, amigo. (drives off)
 * Mater: (sighs sadly)
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, come on, cheer up, Mater.
 * Mr. Conductor: Twilight's right, Mater. McQueen just needs some rest and relaxation. That was all Gordon needed.
 * Fluttershy: Was Gordon sick?
 * Mr. Conductor: No Fluttershy, but he have been working quite hard and was in need of a good rest.
 * Mater: Who did his work?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm glad you asked, Mater because it was young James. Well, why don't I tell you the whole story? (He blows his whistle and the story, Time For Trouble begins)
 * After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: So you see what a muddle and trouble they're can be if engines like James jump to the wrong conclusions, but after a rest, James was fresh and raring to go again just like Gordon was. So you need to give McQueen some space and time with Sally, okay?
 * Mater: Okay, Mr. C. I promise.
 * Mr. Conductor: Good. Now if you all excuse me, I'm going back to Shining Time Station to check on a few things and I'll come back. Twilight, can you and your friends keep an eye on Mater?
 * Twilight Sparkle: All right, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay, I'll see you all later at the Wheel Well Hotel. [disappears]
 * Mater: You were right, Finn. I'm a fool. And what's happened to McQueen is 'cause I'm such a big one. This is all my fault.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, since we'll all going to be crushed by those clock gears soon, how about one last Thomas story?
 * Mater: Oh, I don't care, Mr. Conductor. Tell away.
 * Finn McMissile: I don't care as well.
 * Holley Shiftwell: Me too.
 * Twilight Sparkle: My friends and I care, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: All right, then, but this is a story that might interest you Mater. It's about the engines on the Island of Sodor encountering a runaway boulder. The boulder was alive and it was bothering Rusty. I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty and the Boulder begins)
 * After the story...
 * Rarity: I think Rusty is right; a boulder like that must have given less respect on his old mountain.
 * Fluttershy: That's right, Rarity.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, that was right, but I wish McQueen could have heard that.
 * Applejack: Me too.
 * Pinkie Pie: [cries]
 * Twilight Sparkle: So do I.
 * Mater: Thanks for the story, Mr. Conductor, but that didn't make me feel any better at all after what I've done to everyone here and to McQueen. This is all my fault.
 * [just then, Grem and Acer arrive on a lift, roll into view on a catwalk]
 * Grem: Good, you're up.
 * Acer: And just in time!
 * Grem: Professor Z wanted you to have a front-row seat for the death of Lightning McQueen.
 * Mater: He's still alive?
 * Acer: Not for much longer!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Takes The Plunge
 * 2) Pop Goes The Diesel
 * 3) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 4) A Close Shave For Duck