The Nutcracker nail polish/The Birthday Song (from The Mr. Men Show)

Cast

 * Dreams Need Clara-fication as Mr. Grumpy
 * Berry Fairy Fun as Mr. Nervous

US
Dreams Need Clara-fication: Oh, crooked cucumbers! I don't want a fuss or birthday banners I don't want some chatty party planners Save your breath, I'm in no mood to hear you sing. Oh, give me peace, give me quiet Not some raucous party riot! It's a birthday! Yes, I know, but here's the thing. (Here's the thing) I prefer my birthdays grumpy and my mashed potatoes lumpy I can't bear the "Happy Birthday" blustering! I don't care if you think it's wonky Put the tail back on the donkey Save your breath, I'm in no mood to hear you sing. (La la la la) Oh, I don't want a fuss or birthday banners I won't want some chatty party planners Save your breath!

UK
Dreams Need Clara-fication: Oh, crooked cucumbers!

Berry Fairy Fun: He don't want a fuss or birthday banners He don't want some chatty party planners Save your breath, he's in no mood to hear us sing

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Oh, come on, give me peace, just a bit of quiet Not all this raucous party riot!

Berry Fairy Fun: It's a birthday, yes he knows, but here's the thing (Here's the thing) He prefers his birthdays grumpy and mashed potatoes lumpy He can't bear the "Happy Birthday" blustering He doesn't care if it's wonky Put the tail back on the donkey Save your breath, he's in no mood to hear us sing (La la la la) Oh, he don't want a fuss or birthday banners He don't want some chatty party planners,

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Save your breath!