Mr. Conductor's Adventures of Dragon Tales

Like the Mr. Conductor's Adventures Movies and all the Mr. Conductor's Adventures series, Mr. Conductor's Adventures of Dragon Tales is a crossover series featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor in the Dragon Tales series. Each 12 minute episodes will have one Thomas story. Only Thomas Stories from Seasons 1-6 can be used. No stories from Season 7-onwards allowed. Some stories will be used more than once and some will not be used at all.

Main Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor can interact not only with Max, Emmy, Ord, Cassie, Zak and Wheezie, but Mr. Conductor can also interact with as well if the certain episode centers on either.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked [told by George Carlin] (To Fly With Dragons)
 * 2) Scaredy Engines [told by Alec Baldwin] (The Forest of Darkness)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Proud Day for James (To Kingdom Come)
 * 2) Saved from Scrap (Goodbye Little Caterpoozle)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Red Balloon (Knot a Problem)
 * 2) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Ord's Unhappy Birthday)

Quote 1 from Ord's Unhappy Birthday
After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: (appears) Hello, Ord. I heard your friends didn't have time with you on your birthday.
 * Ord: How do you know?
 * Mr. Conductor: I just know.
 * Ord: Oh, Mr. Conductor, I'm so sad it was my birthday and no one wants to spend time with me. Maybe my friends don't like me no more.
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course they do, they love you so much. Maybe they're busy doing something today. I have a story to make you feel better and it's about Sir Topham Hatt and his wife Lady Hatt.
 * Ord: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, would you like me to tell you about it?
 * Ord: Yes, please.
 * Mr. Conductor: All right, here we go. (He blows his whistle and the story, Lady Hatt's Birthday Party begins)
 * Ord: I'm so glad Sir Topham Hatt made it to his wife's birthday in time.
 * Mr. Conductor: He sure did.
 * Ord: I'm glad you can spend time with me and cared about me, Mr. Conductor. Thank you.
 * Mr. Conductor: Your welcome, birthday dragon boy.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves a Point (Tails You Lose)
 * 2) The Flying Kipper (Calling Dr. Zak)

Quote 1 from Tails You Lose

 * Mr. Conductor: I know you don't like to lose Emmy. It's okay you like to win, but it's not okay for being mad and upset.
 * Emmy: Yeah I still hate losing. Winning is more important to me.
 * Quetzal: Do you like to have fun play with your friends except winning?
 * Emmy: I like to win. Well... I guess I like to have fun with my friends.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know Emmy, that happened to Percy one time when he and Harold the helicopter first met.
 * Emmy: Really? What did Percy do?
 * Quetzal: Why don't you just tell it to Emmy, so she can understand.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure, listen and let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Proves a Point begins)

Quote 1 from Calling Dr. Zak

 * (Mr. Conductor appears dressed as a doctor with a medical bag)
 * Mr. Conductor: Did someone have an accident? I got here as fast as I could.
 * Zak: Mr. Conductor! I got a thorn in my foot! See?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh my!
 * Wheezie: It's true. I was there.
 * Cassie: Mr. Conductor, I assure you it was an accident.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well Zak, a thorn in your foot is something I'll let a more size-oriented doctor handle. At least it isn't as bad as the accident Henry had.
 * Zak: Henry had an accident?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. I'm surprised you didn't hear about it. They're still talking about it on the Island of Sodor. Well, now's as good a time as any. (He blows his whistle and the story, The Flying Kipper begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Teething Troubles (Pigment of Your Imagination)
 * 2) Faulty Whistles (Zak's Song)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Terence the Tractor (Snow Dragons)
 * 2) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (The Fury Is Out on this One)

Quote 1 from The Fury Is Out on this One

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Max, being angry is one thing, but not being calm is more than worse. Do you know who were you reminding me of just now? That silly snob of an engine, Sir Handel!
 * Emmy: Excuse me, Mr. Conductor. What kind of engine is Sir Handel?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir Handel is a small blue tank engine, sort of like Thomas, but he lives on another part of the Island known as the Narrow-Gauge railway.
 * Zak: I think you told us about that railway before, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: True, Zak. Sir Handel was having a bad day of his own the other day on the Island.
 * Cassie: Much like Max.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're right, Cassie. But I'm afraid Sir Handel had gotten into a lot of trouble. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Bad Day for Sir Handel begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Steamroller (The Giant of Nod)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train (The Big Sleepover)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby's Discovery (A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words)
 * 2) Thomas and the Jet Engine (The Talent Pool)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Better View for Gordon [told by Alec Baldwin] (Emmy's Dream House)
 * 2) Fish [S4] [told by George Carlin] (Dragon Sails)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (Eggs Over Easy)
 * 2) Mind That Bike (A Liking to Biking)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Donald and Douglas [told by George Carlin] (Four Little Pigs)
 * 2) Salty's Secret [told by Alec Baldwin] (Sky Pirates)

Trivia

 * In "Four Little Pigs", the scene before Mr. Conductor tells the Thomas story "Donald and Douglas" follows the same scene from the episode, Sweet and Sour.
 * In "Sky Pirates", Captain Scaliwag is revealed to be an old friend of Mr. Conductor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Heroes (Zak and the Beanstalk)
 * 2) Thomas Gets Bumped (A Feat on Her Feet)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Deputation (Not Separated at Birth)
 * 2) Old Iron (A Kite for Quetzal)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Foolish Freight Cars (Dragon Drop)
 * 2) Thomas and the Special Letter (Cassie Loves a Parade)

Quote 1 from Dragon Drop

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Zak and Wheezie, doing Dragon Drop might be not as easy as you think.
 * Wheezie:
 * Zak:
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I wouldn't think THAT would be easy. You see, trying to win Dragon Drop is like.... pulling a poorly behaved freight train up Gordon's Hill. James thought he could pull those arrogant freight cars up the hill but did he?
 * Zak and Wheezie: We don't know.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you two. (He blows his whistle and the story, Foolish Freight Cars begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Jack Jumps In (A Cool School)
 * 2) A Friend in Need (Max's Comic Adventure)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (It Happened One Nightmare)
 * 2) Wrong Road (Staying Within the Lines)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play (Follow the Dots)
 * 2) Home at Last (A Smashing Success)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Twin Trouble (Quibbling Siblings)
 * 2) Gordon and the Gremlin (Wheeze's Hairball)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Cranky Bugs (A Tall Tale)
 * 2) Toby and the Flood (Stormy Weather)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Fogman (Blowin' with the Wind)
 * 2) Bye George! (No-Hitter)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel (Do Not Pass Gnome)
 * 2) Bulldog (Treasure Hunt)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase (The Jumping Bean Express)
 * 2) Passengers and Polish (Get Offa My Cloud)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Busy Going Backwards [told by Alec Baldwin] (Backwards to Forwards)
 * 2) Percy's Ghostly Trick [told by George Carlin] (Sounds Like Trouble)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Make Someone Happy (The Greatest Show in Dragon Land)
 * 2) Thomas and the Rumors (Prepare According to Instructions)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (Wheezie's Last Laugh)
 * 2) Toby Had a Little Lamb (Frog Prints)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes to Breakfast [told by George Carlin] (Crash Landings)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch [told by Alec Baldwin] (The Big Cake Mix-Up)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Granpuff (Quetzal's Magic Pop-Up Book)
 * 2) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree (My Way or Snow Way)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty to the Rescue (Sand Castle Hassle)
 * 2) James in a Mess (A True-Blue Friend)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Takes The Plunge (Zak Takes a Dive)
 * 2) Percy's Promise (Under the Weather)

Quote 1 from Zak Takes a Dive
After the story...
 * Zak: But I wish I could swim like a turtle.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you know, Zak, the engines on the Island of Sodor had any kind of water problems of their own like you. Take the story of Percy, for example.
 * Zak: What? Percy wanted to swim, too?
 * Mr. Conductor: Not excatly, Zak. But Percy was pretty curious about a danger sign at the docks and ended up getting stuck in the sea after he went past it. Well, let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Takes The Plunge begins)
 * Zak: Now I know how Percy feels about swimming in the water, but now he's never going to disobey another danger sign again.
 * Shelly: My, Mr. Conductor, you are a wonderful storyteller.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you, Shelly.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape [told by George Carlin] (My Emmy or Bust)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach [told by Alec Baldwin] (Light My Firebreath)

Quote 1 from Light My Firebreath
After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: That plum drink did something to your firebreath, Wheezie.
 * Ord: It makes your firebreath go out.
 * Mr. Conductor: You got that right, Ord. At least Thomas and Percy weren't here during your fire-breathing practice.
 * Wheezie: What would those two little engines do if they saw us fire-breathing?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you guys about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach begins)
 * Wheezie: Wow! I'm glad that Thomas and Percy didn't put my fire-breath out.
 * Zak: But that drink you had done so, Wheezie!
 * Mr. Conductor: Zak's right, Wheezie. We should go to Dr. Boo Boo Gone and see what is the matter.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables [told by George Carlin] (Follow the Leader)
 * 2) Edward the Very Useful Engine [told by Alec Baldwin] (Max and the Magic Carpet)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Runaway (Rope Trick)
 * 2) Trouble in the Shed (Baby Troubles)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trouble for Thomas [told by George Carlin] (Small Time)
 * 2) Dunkin' Duncan [told by Alec Baldwin] (Roller Coaster Dragon)

Quote 1 from Small Time
After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: I have a feeling that finding a shrinken Max and Emmy is going to harder than what Thomas did the time he helped Edward pull some freight cars for him.
 * Zak: How did that story go?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well Zak, Thomas did have quite an experience when he first pulled freight cars. I'll never forget it. Neither will he. I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Trouble for Thomas begins)
 * Zak: Well, you're right, Mr. Conductor. Thomas did have alot to learn about those troublesome freight cars that day.
 * Wheezie: Love it!
 * Ord: Yes, but what about Max and Emmy? They're still shrinken.

Quote 1 from Roller Coaster Dragon
After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: You need to be patient, Wheezie. Being patient is the key to getting the Roller Coaster Dragon collect you. Also, You can't tell people to hurry up.
 * Wheezie: Yes but--
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, but nothing, and if you continue to be impatient and boss people around, you'll wind up like Duncan.
 * Emmy: Gee, what did Duncan do that he was impatient?
 * Max: I didn't know trains can be impatient.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Duncan bossed the engines about to get his work done faster, but his outcome appeared to be quite bad.
 * Max: Please tell us about it, Mr. C!
 * Emmy: Yes please, Mr. Conductor. It'll help us pass the time.
 * Mr. Conductor: Certainly, Emmy. Come along, everyone. (He blows his whistle and the story, Dunkin' Duncan begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Harold [told by Alec Baldwin] (Up, Up, and Away)
 * 2) Mavis [told by George Carlin] (Wild Time)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tender Engines [told by George Carlin] (Bad Share Day)
 * 2) Rusty Saves the Day [told by Alec Baldwin] (Whole Lotta Maracas Goin' On)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Duncan Gets Spooked (Ord Sees the Light)
 * 2) Harvey to the Rescue (The Ugly Dragling)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Woolly Bear [told by George Carlin] (Out With the Garbage)
 * 2) Buffer Bother [told by Alec Baldwin] (Lights, Camera, Dragons)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bulgy [told by George Carlin] (Bully for You)
 * 2) Something in the Air [told by Alec Baldwin] (The Great White Cloud Whale)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas (To Do or Not To Do)
 * 2) Daisy (Much Ado About Nodlings)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Goes Buzz Buzz (Don't Bug Me)
 * 2) A Big Day for Thomas (Over and Over)

Trivia

 * This episode is the first season finale.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon Takes a Dip (Lucky Stone)
 * 2) Bowled Out (The Mefirst Wizard)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 2 premiere.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Scarf for Percy (Cassie Catches Up)
 * 2) Come Out, Henry! (Very Berry)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Predicament (Finders Keepers)
 * 2) Time for Trouble (Remember the Pillow Fort)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Forest (Big Funky Cloud)
 * 2) The Diseasel (Copy Cat)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Saves the Day [S1] (One Big Wish)
 * 2) Double Trouble [S2] (Breaking Up Is Hard To Do)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A New Friend for Thomas (A New Friend)
 * 2) Henry to the Rescue (Have No Fear)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon and the Famous Visitor [told by George Carlin] (Cassie, the Green-Eyed Dragon)
 * 2) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday [told by Alec Baldwin] (Something's Missing)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Meets the Queen (A Crown for Princess Kidoodle)
 * 2) Thomas and Stepney (Three's a Crowd)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Middle Engine (Knuck, Knuck, Who's There?)
 * 2) Elizabeth the Vintage Quarry Truck (Just Desserts)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day [told by George Carlin] (Dragonberry Drought)
 * 2) Jack Frost [told by Alec Baldwin] (A Snowman for All Seasons)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward's Exploit (I Believe in Me)
 * 2) Donald's Duck (Bye, Bye, Baby Birdie)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Sleeping Beauty (Back to the Storybook)
 * 2) Special Attraction (Dragon Scouts)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel Does it Again [told by George Carlin] (The Serpent's Trail)
 * 2) Rusty and the Boulder [told by Alec Baldwin] (Head Over Heels)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry and the Elephant [told by George Carlin] (Sticky Situation)
 * 2) James and the Trouble With Trees [told by Alec Baldwin] (Green Thumbs)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (Teasing Is Not Pleasing)
 * 2) Toad Stands By (Team Work)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) It's Only Snow [told by Alec Baldwin] (On Thin Ice)
 * 2) Special Funnel [told by George Carlin] (The Shapes of Things To Come)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bull's Eyes (Hide and Can't Seek)
 * 2) Thomas and the Conductor (Art of Patience)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward Helps Out (So Long Solo)
 * 2) Rock 'n' Roll (Hands Together)

Quote 1 from So Long Solo
After the story...
 * Zak: We can each practice what we need to do and help each other while we do it.
 * Wheezie: Love it!
 * Mr. Conductor: That's a great idea, you two. Helping people and each other out sure can feel great. You know who I think you two be good friends with?
 * Zak: No, who?
 * Mr. Conductor: Edward from the Island of Sodor.
 * Zak: Edward?
 * Wheezie: Really, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Zak and Wheezie. Let me tell you both about how Edward helped Gordon when he was stuck on a hill. (He blows his whistle and the story, Edward Helps Out begins)
 * Zak: That was really nice of Edward helping Gordon up that hill. Thanks, Mr. Conductor.
 * Wheezie: Love it!
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Zak and Wheezie. All right, now you two must help each other with practice for the talent show.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Whistles and Sneezes (Sneezy Does It)
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing (Try It You'll Like It)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Baa! [told by Alec Baldwin] (Just for Laughs)
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam [told by George Carlin] (Give Zak a Hand)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Learns a Lesson (Make No Mistake)
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope (The Balancing Act)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Oliver's Find [told by Alec Baldwin] (Room for a Change)
 * 2) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party [told by George Carlin] (The Sorrow and the Party)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Horrid Lorry (The Grudge Won't Budge)
 * 2) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Putting the Fun in Funhouses)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Stepney Gets Lost [told by Alec Baldwin] (Puzzlewood)
 * 2) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady [told by George Carlin] (Let's Dance)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Oliver Owns Up [told by George Carlin] (Just the Two of Us)
 * 2) Gordon Takes a Tumble [told by Alec Baldwin] (Cowboy Max)

Trivia

 * This episode is the second season finale.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Cow on the Line [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Haunted Henry [told by Alec Baldwin]

Trivia

 * This episode is the season 3 premiere and the only 2-part episode in this series.
 * Mr. Conductor meets Enrique for the first time in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) No Sleep for Cranky (Rise and Bloom)
 * 2) Snow (Super Snow Day)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Close Shave for Duck (Musical Scales)
 * 2) One Good Turn (Hand in Hand)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The World's Strongest Engine (Sky Soccer)
 * 2) A Big Surprise for Percy (Making It Fun)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal (Itching for a Cure)
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race (The Big Race)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) You Can't Win (Flip Flop)
 * 2) The Trouble With Mud (Max Loves a Train)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby the Tram Engine (El Dia del Maestro)
 * 2) Four Little Engines (Finn's Blankie)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Put Upon Percy [told by Alec Baldwin] (Express Yourself)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge [told by George Carlin] (Prince for a Day)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gallant Old Engine (A Small Victory)
 * 2) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure (Feliz Cumpleanos, Enrique)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Down the Mine (Down the Drain)
 * 2) No Joke for James (All That Glitters)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Better Late Than Never (Play It and Say It)
 * 2) Percy Runs Away (Moving On)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Happy Ever After [told by Alec Baldwin] (All Together Now)
 * 2) All at Sea [told by George Carlin] (Sad Little Star)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Breaks the Rules (Hello, Miss Tipps)
 * 2) Thomas' Christmas Party (A Storybook Ending)

Trivia

 * This episode is the series finale.