Muppets Most Wanted nail polish/A Song for Two (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Miss Piggy's Big Number as Herry Monster
 * Kermit Me to Speak as Lavender Anything Muppet girl

Lyrics
Kermit Me to Speak: Help! Help! Help! Help!

Miss Piggy's Big Number: What is it? What is it? I'll help! Who needs help?

Kermit Me to Speak: I do. I know this nice song for two people, but I'm only one person, so I need someone to help me sing it to cooperate.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Oh, hey, I love cooperation. Cooperation is my middle name. Miss Piggy's "Cooperation" Big Number. Yeah, let's go for it.

Kermit Me to Speak: Okay. I'll sing the song for you first. Then, we'll sing it together, okay, Miss Piggy's Big Number?

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Okay, yeah, yeah. That would be good. It will be a song for two people. No, one person and one monster. (laughing)

Kermit Me to Speak: (singing) You sing with me, I sing with you. That's how me make a song for two. The tune is claimed as it can be. And for the words, just follow me. I have my voice, you have your own, but that's no cause to sing alone. Sing together. (spoken) You're getting it?

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Yeah, yeah. I think so.

Kermit Me to Speak: (signing) And when it's done, our song for two will make us one. (spoken) You're ready to sing?

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Oh, well, uh, I don't know the words yet.

Kermit Me to Speak: Oh, silly. It's easy. You just listen to what I say and say it right after I do. Try it. Okay, you sing with me.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: You sing with me.

Kermit Me to Speak: That's it. I sing with you.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: I sing with you. Oh, oh, I get it. Yeah.

Kermit Me to Speak: Yeah, that's it. Oh, and in the last part, we sing together. Okay, let's cooperate.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Yeah, let's cooperate.

Kermit Me to Speak: You sing with me.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: You sing with me.

Kermit Me to Speak: I sing with you.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: I sing with you.

Kermit Me to Speak: That's how we make.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: That's how we make.

Kermit Me to Speak: A song for two.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: A song for two.

Kermit Me to Speak: The tune is claimed.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: The tune is claimed.

Kermit Me to Speak: As it can be.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: As it can be.

Kermit Me to Speak: And for the words.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: And for the words.

Kermit Me to Speak: Just follow me.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Uh, I'll just follow you.

Kermit Me to Speak: I have my voice.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: I have my voice.

Kermit Me to Speak: You have your own.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: You have your own.

Kermit Me to Speak: But that's no cause.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: But that's no cause.

Kermit Me to Speak: To sing alone.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: To sing alone.

Kermit Me to Speak: Sing together.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Sing together.

Kermit Me to Speak: And when it's done.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: And when it's done.

Kermit Me to Speak: Our song for two.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Our song for two.

Kermit Me to Speak and Miss Piggy's Big Number : Will make us one.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Yay! (laughing)

Kermit Me to Speak: Oh, very good, Miss Piggy's Big Number.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Yeah, well, I've gotta go. Bye, bye.

Kermit Me to Speak: Where are you going?

Miss Piggy's Big Number: To cooperate with someone else.

Kermit Me to Speak: Oh, who?

Miss Piggy's Big Number: (spoken) My dolly. (singing) I sing with you. I sing with you. You sing with me. You sing with me. We'll find a three. We'll find a three...

Kermit Me to Speak: That certainly is an interesting monster.