Random Characters/Question Song (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Olaf (from Frozen) as Grover
 * Lou (from The Muppets) as The Little Girl
 * Clarabelle Cow (from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse) as The Cow

Lyrics
(spoken) Lou: Now the letter after "P" is "Q". And one word that begins with "Q" is "question."

(sung) Now here is a question, A question for you Remember, the answer Will start with a "Q".

(spoken) Olaf: What's a "Q"?

Lou: Oh hi, Olaf.

Olaf: Hi.

Lou: "Q" is a letter of the alphabet that looks like an "O" with a little tail at the bottom.

Olaf: Oh! Now I remember. You can start the song again.

Lou: Thanks, Olaf.

Olaf: You're welcome.

(sung) Lou: Now here is a question, A question for you. Remember, the answer Will start with a "Q". Just think of a duck, Be it white, brown, or black. What sound does it make? Why, a duckie goes...

(spoken) Olaf: Moo!

Lou: No, Olaf. A duckie goes "Quack!" (sung) "Quack" is a "Q" word. The answer is "Quack."

(spoken) Olaf: Oh. O.K.

Lou: But Olaf..

Olaf: Hmm?

Lou: Try this one.

Olaf: O.K.

(sung) Lou: Now here is a question, A question for you. Remember, the answer Will start with a "Q". In stores, you find milk In containers of sorts. But what do you call them? You call these things...

(spoken) Olaf: Cows.

Lou: No, that's not right! The answer is "Quarts"! (sung) "Quarts" is a "Q" word. The answer is "Quarts." (spoken) Now what made you think of cows?

Olaf: I don't know. I think I heard one go "moo" a minute ago.

Lou: Olaf..

Olaf: Hmm?

Lou: Forget about the cows.

Olaf: O.K.

(sung) Lou: Now here is a question, A question for you. And once more, the answer Begins with a "Q". Remember a king In a story you've seen. To whom was he married? He's wed to a...

(spoken) Olaf: Farmer.

Lou: No. The answer is "Queen." (sung) "Queen" is a "Q" word. The answer is "Queen."

(spoken) Olaf: Gee! I thought it was a farmer.

Lou: What farmer?

Olaf: You know, the one that brought the cow in here.

Lou: Olaf..

Olaf: Hmm?

Lou: I've had quite enough! I quit!

Olaf: Hmm. Oh well. O.K. Come on, Clarabelle. Let's go home.

Clarabelle Cow: (mooing)