Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/The Electric Fan (from At Home with Ernie and Bert)

Cast

 * Zoe Pumpkin as Ernie
 * Big Bird Yellow as Bert

Transcript
Big Bird Yellow: (writing a letter with a pencil) "Dear Mister Rogers, I wish you would send me ..."

Zoe Pumpkin: (entering) Boy, it's a hot one today, Big Bird Yellow!

( Big Bird Yellow doesn't answer)

Big Bird Yellow? Oh, he's writing a letter. I won't bother him.

(Louder)

I won't bother you, Big Bird Yellow!

(Big Bird Yellow looks up, sighs, and continues writing)

I'll just get the electric fan and turn on some cool air.

(Gets the fan and turns it on)

Oh, there, that's better.

(Pause)

If some cool air feels good, I'll bet more cool air would feel even better.

(Turns it on higher; it's starting to get really breezy now!)

Oh, the more air this fan blows, the cooler I feel. I bet if I turned it on all the way, it'd get really cool!

(Does so, and papers start blowing around everywhere.)

Oh, wow!

Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin! The fan! Turn it off!

Zoe Pumpkin: What's that, Big Bird Yellow?

Big Bird Yellow: Turn the fan off!

Zoe Pumpkin: I can't hear you, Big Bird Yellow!

Big Bird Yellow: I said, TURN THE FAN OFF!

Zoe Pumpkin: TURN THE FAN OFF?

Big Bird Yellow: TURN THE FAN OFF!

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh, okay. (Turns it off)

Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin ...

Zoe Pumpkin: Yes, Big Bird Yellow?

Big Bird Yellow: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I HAVE BEEN SITTING OVER THERE, TRYING TO WRITE A LETTER, AND ALL YOU DO IS BOTHER ME WITH THAT FAN! I AM SO HOT AND BOTHERED!

Zoe Pumpkin: You're hot and bothered, Big Bird Yellow?

Big Bird Yellow: YES, I AM HOT AND BOTHERED!

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh, I have just the thing for someone who's hot and bothered.

Big Bird Yellow: What's that?

Zoe Pumpkin: Cool air, Big Bird Yellow!

(Turns the fan on all the way. Papers blow around, and Big Bird Yellow starts yelling.)