Big Bird and the Ladies

Big Bird and the Ladies is a TV/Thomas parody of the fan-made Thomas episode, Stepney and the Coaches.

Characters

 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
 * Mario (from Mario) Donald
 * Big Bird (from Sesame Street) as Stepney
 * Gromit (from Wallace and Gromit) as Stafford
 * Lee Lee and Mee Mee (from Dexter's Laboratory) as Maggie and Teresa (Gordon's special coaches)
 * Wilma and Betty (from The Flintstones) as Wilma and Betty the Bluebell Coaches
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas (cameo)
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry (cameo)
 * Newton Duck (from Garfield and Friends) Sidney (cameo)

Transcript
Narrator: Big Bird the Yellow Bird likes carrying passengers at Bird time. The TV characters are always happy when he comes to visit and the passengers are always happy to travel with him. But sometime Big Bird longs for some passenger ladies of his very own.

Big Bird: What I want more than anything else are two of my very own passenger ladies.

Big Bird's Driver: Well Big Bird, I'm sure Mayor Adam West can afford you some passenger ladies of your own sooner than later.

Big Bird: I hope you're right driver. Now which passenger ladies shall I take today?

Narrator: Then Big Bird saw Garfield's special pink passenger ladies which Garfield had received after setting a new record.

Big Bird: Those ones look quite nice. Yes, I'll take those ones for the day.

Narrator: But Big Bird didn't realize they weren't his passenger ladies at all.

(Garfield's passenger ladies wake up)

Lee Lee: Is that the time?

Mee Mee: Already? Time to go?

Big Bird: Hello ladies, I'll be your TV character today.

Lee Lee: He's never seen us before, Mee Mee, I don't think.

Mee Mee: I think you're right, Lee Lee, but at least we'll enjoy travelling with him.

Lee Lee: Wait a minute. Aren't we meant to be Garfield's passenger ladies?

Big Bird: Never mind, I'm sure Garfield won't mind this once.

Narrator: But Big Bird had thought wrong. Garfield was surprised when he saw Big Bird pulling his special passenger ladies.

Big Bird: Hello Garfield!

Garfield: What do you think you're doing? Give my passenger ladies back!

Narrator: Big Bird didn't hear Garfield and he went on his way. Then Schemer past.

Big Bird: Hi Schemer.

Schemer: Um Big Bird, don't you appear to be pulling another TV character's passenger ladies?

Big Bird: Not that I'm aware of.

Narrator: And Mario past too.

Mario: Hey Big Bird, shouldn't Garfield be pulling those passenger ladies?

Big Bird: Garfield with these passenger ladies? Oh no! I got the wrong passenger ladies. What was I thinking? I should had asked Mayor West whose passenger ladies these were before collecting them.

Narrator: Meanwhile Garfield was talking to Mayor West.

Garfield: Big Bird took my special passenger ladies, sir! It isn't fair.

Mayor Adam West: But he's never seen those passenger ladies before, he couldn't help it. All the same, you must pick up new passenger ladies.

Garfield: New passenger ladies, but sir...

Mayor Adam West: Don't argue, just go.

Narrator: Garfield was upset because he thought the new passenger ladies were going to replace his pink ones. Meanwhile Big Bird had shunted Garfield's passenger ladies into a siding at Knapford Yards.

Gromit: Hi Big Bird. Why do you have Garfield's pink passenger ladies?

Big Bird: Of course! That must have been why he looked cross. I'll go at once and apologize.

Mee Mee: What about us?

Big Bird: I'll return you to Garfield later.

Garfield: That Big Bird. He's the reason why I've been given new passenger ladies when there's nothing wrong with my special ones.

Narrator: Big Bird meanwhile had just returned to Knapford when the signalman waved to him.

Signalman: Gromit hasn't cleared his signalbox. Please go and see what's wrong.

Narrator: When Big Bird entered the station he could now see that Gromit was stranded on the points because his battery had run out of power. Then Big Bird heard Garfield's whistle.

Big Bird: Oh no, Garfield will never stop in time. Hang on Gromit, I'm coming.

Narrator: Big Bird charged towards Gromit, and with a huge effort pushed him across the track, just in time.

Big Bird: Whoa that was close.

Gromit: Thanks Big Bird.

Narrator: Garfield came to a stop just inside the station.

Garfield: Yeah thanks Big Bird.

Narrator: Later Mayor Adam West praised Big Bird.

Mayor Adam West: You were very brave Big Bird.

Gromit: Yes, congratulations.

Big Bird: Sorry I took your special passenger ladies, Garfield.

Garfield: Sorry I was so cross, Big Bird.

Mayor Adam West: And because you stopped a nasty accident from happening, I would like to give you your own passenger ladies, if you give Garfield's his back first.

Big Bird: Oh yes, I almost forgot. Garfield, here are your passenger ladies back.

Lee Lee: It's good to be finally back with you, Garfield.

Mee Mee: Yes, thank you Garfield.

Garfield: Hello again ladies. And here are your very own passenger ladies.

Big Bird: At last, passenger ladies of my very own!

Mayor Adam West: Big Bird, here are Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble, your permanent passenger ladies.

Big Bird: Thanks sir.

Wilma: Hello Big Bird.

Betty: It's good to finally have a TV character of our own.

Narrator: Big Bird loves his passenger ladies, and Wilma and Betty love being part of TV Land.