Thomas/The Secret Life of Jack-O'Lanterns

Version 1 (by Princess Dynasti)

 * Thomas as First Jack-o'-Lantern
 * James as Second Jack-o'-Lantern
 * Percy as Third Jack-o'-Lantern
 * Edward as the disfigured jack-o'-lantern
 * Henry as Blonde Boy
 * Luke as Cowboy
 * Emily as Cowboy's Mom
 * Diesel as Bully in Green Jacket
 * Diesel 10 Bully in White Shirt

Transcript
(In a house on Halloween, Henry, Duck, Toby and Oliver are carving pumpkins on a table to make jack-o'-lanterns.)

Henry: Our house is gonna have the best pumpkins on the block! [Oliver turns his disfigured pumpkin around to show a weird face, which has a crooked mouth and two swirly eyes] Oliver, man, you suck at carving pumpkins!

(Oliver hangs his head in embarrassment, and we snap to the four trains on a porch.)

Thomas: Who's the freak?

(Edward only groans, and Thomas and James laugh.)

Percy: [staring off-screen in fright] Quiet; trick-or-treaters!

(The trains freeze in place; then Lukedressed in cowboy gear comes onto the porch with Emily.)

Luke: [rings doorbell] Trick-or-treat, and smell my feet!

Emily: Now, now, be nice!

James: [moves up to Emily, looks up her dress, and laughs] MILF. MILF. MILF.

Percy: Quiet!

James: [as the boy leaves with his mom] Hey, did you get a load of that MILF, retard?

Edward: Yeah!

Thomas: [laughs in disbelief] You idiot!

Percy: [stares off-screen again] Oh, no, bullies!

(As the four trains freeze again, two bullies step up to the porch.)

Diesel 19: Trick-or-treat, and smell my ass!

Diesel: Shut up, dude! Let's just smash them.

(Diesel 10 grabs Percy and throws him against the wall, splattering and leaking him in the process and making the first two trains stare in panic.)

Thomas: [shocked] Holy f***ing ass crackers!

(Diesel jumps in front of the trains, raises his right foot, and shoves it into the James's face, which also leaks and splatters him. After this, Diesel 10 opens up the top of the Thomas's head.)

Thomas: For God's sake, retard, call for help!

(Edward still groans, and the white-shirted bully pulls down his pants, sits on the first carved pumpkin, and, struggling, defecates into him, making the train even more shocked.)

Diesel: [as white-shirted bully pulls his pants back up] That is so foul!

Diesel 10: [laughs and waves the stench away] Eew! I hope they'll enjoy a crap-o'-lantern!

Diesel: [notices the disfigured jack-o'-lantern] Oh, oh! Smash this other one!

Diesel 10: No, somebody's already smashed it. [he and his friend walk away, slapping each other's palms] Pumpkin crap is the best.

(As crickets chirp and a dog barks in the distance, Edward laughs again, annoying the now disgusted Thomas.)

Thomas: [stammers] Shut up!

(After one more laugh from Edward, we cut to static.)