Muppets Most Wanted nail polish/The Opposite Song (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Miss Piggy's Big Number as Little Chrissy
 * Kermit Me to Speak as Lavender Anything Muppet woman

Lyrics
Miss Piggy's Big Number: I go up, you go down I go in a straight line You go round and round I go over and under, you go through Tell me why do you always do the opposite Of what I do?

I go left, you go right I travel in the daytime You prefer the night Wherever I go away from, you go to Tell me why do you always do the opposite Of what I do?

Well, when I come in honey, you go out You’re sure of yourself and I am filled with doubt When I want more, you give me less When I say no, you say Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes Honey, you hang loose And I’m uptight You know I’m heavy, baby And you are light When you stay false, how can I stay true? Tell me why do you always do the opposite Of what I do?