The Muppet Show/Ebony and Ivory (by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney)

Cast

 * Rowlf the Dog and Dr. Teeth as Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney

Lyrics
Rowlf the Dog: Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we?

We all know that people are the same wherever we go There is good and bad in everyone We learn to live, we learn to give Each other what we need to survive together alive

Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we?

Ebony, Ivory living in perfect harmony Ebony, Ivory, Ooh

Dr. Teeth: We all know that people are the same wherever you go There is good and bad in everyone We learn to live, when we learn to give Each other what we need to survive together alive

Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we?

Side by side on my piano keyboard Oh Lord, why don't we?

Ebony, Ivory living in perfect harmony [Repeat and fade...]