The Joshua Life

The Joshua Life is a fictional fun thing to read. Enjoy.

=Week One=

The Welcome
Danny: Toyota camery. Dorthy: Omaha is doing it too for three days. Joshua: Woot! TV: What does the fox say? Ca cacaca... Dorothy: He he ha ha ha ha ha ha. Joshua: Ha haha ha, ca ca. Helen: Oh dear. Dorothy: Well it's Helen hearing the song and she's here! Ha haha haaaa. (Claps) ha! Helen: Oh cut that off. Dorothy: Oh jeahh! Ha hahaaa. Helen: Well it's over all the sudden. TV: Channel 4 is working for you. Tom Randels on Channel 4: Much of the midsweet, oh, I must say the midstate is going the the lando this year. Police say a man was rude to a boy and left him alone. Dorothy: Uhh, that's, weak. (Silent for 5 seconds) Joshua: Hehehe ha ha hahahaaaahaa... Dorothy: What's wrong with TV? Carolyn: TV lost singal. Tom Randels on Channel 4: ...oma is routing for the grid may go out in his president place. Ob...ma is very upset. Helen: You don't say. Oh, got food. Dorothy: What you get? Helen: I got cassacate and baker brand bread. Helen: Well, gotta go. Joshua: What does the fox say? Helen: Had enough with foxy box. Just Dorothy: Foxy box. Ha ha ha, he he ha. Joshua: Throw a pill- Helen: Bye. Others: Bye. Dorothy: Foxy box, oh nerdy. Danny: Thats just crazy to me that it got so cold. Dorothy: Yes. (Phone rings) Dorothy: Hello? Samie on Phone: Are baby has been born! Dorothy: (Gasps) The baby is born. Samie on phone: It's Shopie the girl! Dorothy: Oh jeah! I was right. I was ri. (Laughs) Samie on phone: Wow you seem thrilled! Dorothy: I know! Samie on phone: Well I just wanted you to know. Dorothy: Ok, bye. Danny and Carolyn: Baby is born. Dorothy: Yep. Danny: Weather. Dorothy: First call then the weather. (Chuckles) Dan Thomas on Channel 4 Weather: ...Cold bit and wind chill warning coming tommorrow. Dorothy: Tommorrow. Oh no. Dan Thomas on Channel 4 Weather: ...What's coming is windchills way below zero. Meantime will have a low of 8 tonight. So will have a new etotional cause of high zero tempratures. So our seven day forcast will be quite weird. We do have special days coming up. Danny: Ok let's go. Dorothy: Phew wee. Joshua: Aww. Danny: Well we gotta go. Carolyn: Go and pack your stuff.
 * Joshua: Welcome to the Joshua Life.
 * Danny: Well one is taking away life, and one is taking away health.
 * Dorothy: Yes.
 * Carolyn: They want to.
 * Joshua: Jeh, hehe ha ha ha.
 * Danny: But it's like frankenstien you know.
 * Dorthy: Well his name is George Carlin, we wanted it for when omaha runed it.
 * Danny: Yeah.
 * Dorthy: I just don't understand that, oh shoot.
 * Joshua: He he he he hehahaha hahahHHa.
 * Joshua: Please pay atten-
 * Dorthy: Oh honey.
 * Carolyn: I wanna read this to y'all.
 * Dorthy: Well I don't care.
 * Carolyn: The government is making music for MLK, so the leaders are soaring through York making disaster. So the MLK people decided to capture black people. If that happends, black people will be fired. Vince Comb is looking forward to hazing midnight. Joel Amos said that The grids are backfired. The cold in Hartford reached the high of -19 with low of a very terrible -48.
 * Dorthy: Well that's awful!
 * Danny: That low and high?
 * Carolyn: Yes, at Alert, Canada, reached high of -67 and the worst of the low of -103.
 * Dorothy: (Gasps)
 * Carolyn: It was a new low record. And the coldest in 30 years. Soon, government was programing weather of horrid surprises. So an aircraft was programed objected. The end of program is near.
 * Dorothy: Oh will miss them.
 * Danny: Well they just don't care about whats coming.
 * Joshua: LoL.
 * Carolyn: Thanks for listening.
 * TV: Get Toyota Camery...