Pongo and the Pirates/Trouble for Pongo

Pongo and the Pirates, retitled Trouble for Pongo for American audience, is the sixth episode of Pongo the Dalmatian and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Thomas and the Trucks/Trouble for Thomas.

Cast

 * Pongo (from 101 Dalmatians) as Thomas
 * Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward
 * Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Pirates (from Peter Pan) as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry (does not speak)
 * Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon (does not speak)
 * Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James (cameo)
 * Michael Banks (from Mary Poppins) as Stephen Hatt (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Pongo the Dalmatian wouldn't stop being a nuisance. Night after night, he kept the other Disney Characters awake."

Pongo: "I'm tired of pushing flowers. I want to see the world."

Narrator: "The other Disney Characters didn't take much notice, for Pongo was a little dalmatian with a long tongue.

But one night, Hercules came to the house. He was a kind man and felt sorry for Pongo."

Hercules: "I've got some pirates to take home tomorrow. If you take them instead of me, I'll push flowers in the yard."

Pongo: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Said Pongo."

Pongo: "That will be nice."

Narrator: "Next morning, Hercules and Pongo asked their drivers, and when they said "Yes", Pongo ran off happily to find pirates.

Now, pirates are silly and noisy. They talk a lot and don't attend to what they are doing. And I'm sorry to say, they play tricks on a Disney Character who is not used to them. Hercules knew all about pirates. He warned Pongo to be careful, but Pongo was too excited to listen.

The shunter fastened the pirates, and when the signal dropped, Pongo was ready. The guard blew his whistle."

Pongo: "Ruff! Ruff!"

Narrator: "Answered Pongo, and started off. But the pirates weren't ready."

Pirates: "Oh, oh, oh!"

Narrator: "They screamed."

Pirates: "Wait, Pongo, wait."

Narrator: "But Pongo wouldn't wait."

Pongo: "Come on, come on."

Narrator: "He puffed."

Pirates: "All right, all right, don't fuss, all right, don't fuss."

Narrator: "Grumbled the pirates.

Pongo began going faster and faster."

Pongo: "Wheeeee!"

Narrator: "He called as he rushed through Baloo's tunnel."

Pongo: "Hurry, hurry!"

Narrator: "Called Pongo. He was feeling very proud of himself. But the pirates grew crosser and crosser. At last Pongo slowed down as he came to Sir Ector's hill."

Pongo's Driver: "Steady now, steady."

Narrator: "Warned the driver, as they reached the top. He began to put on the brakes."

Pongo: "We're stopping, we're stopping."

Narrator: "Called Pongo."

Pirates: "No, no, no, no!"

Narrator: "Answered the pirates, bumping into each other."

Pirates: "Go on, go on!"

Narrator: "Before the driver could stop them, they had pushed Pongo down the hill and were rattling and laughing behind him.

Poor Pongo tried hard to stop them from making him go too fast."

Pongo: "Stop pushing, stop pushing!"

Narrator: "He hissed. But the pirates took no notice."

Pirates: "Go on, go on!"

Narrator: "They giggled in their silly way."

Pongo: "There's the station. Oh dear, what shall I do?"

Narrator: "He cried. They rattled straight through and swerved into the goods yard. Pongo shut his eyes."

Pongo: "I must stop!"

Narrator: "When he opened his eyes, he saw he had stopped just in front of the buffers. There watching him was Mickey Mouse."

Mickey Mouse: "What are you doing here, Pongo?"

Narrator: "He asked."

Pongo: "I've brought Hercules' pirates."

Narrator: "Pongo answered."

Mickey Mouse: "Why did you come so fast?"

Pongo: "I didn't mean to. I was pushed."

Narrator: "Said Pongo."

Mickey Mouse: "You've got a lot to learn about pirates then, little Pongo. After pushing them about here for a few weeks, you'll know almost as much about them as Hercules. Then you'll be a Really Useful Dalmatian."