Muppet nail polish/The Ballad of Slippery Slim (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Slippery Slim
 * Gone Gonzo! as Slap-Happy Sly
 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Large Lavender Live Hand Anything Muppet balladeer

Lyrics
Pepe's Purple Passion: Well, this here's a ballad of Fresh Frog of Bel Air. I'll just slip on these slippers and I'll sing about him. Now Fresh Frog of Bel Air was a slender and slick sort of guy. One night, he went camping with Gone Gonzo!. Gone Gonzo! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air slept on slopes and has terrible slants. Gone Gonzo!'s sleeping bag slid and he tore his best pants. Say Fresh Frog of Bel Air, "Don't fret, Gone Gonzo!. I'll slide down on my sled and I'll bring you new blacks by the end of the day. Yes, Fresh Frog, Fresh Frog of Bel Air. When the sledding gets rough, no job's too tough for Fresh Frog of Bel Air. Fresh Frog of Bel Air slid down the slopes on his slippery sled. Brought some snappy new slacks down at Slappy Shack Shed. Slop back up to the slope through the sleet and the snow, but the slush was sloppy and the slogging was flow. Still he got to the slope and look up and say, "Brother, sliding downhill's one thing. Sliding up's another." Said Gone Gonzo! from the slopes, "Fresh Frog of Bel Air, those slacks looks neat. But there's no way he'll get them to me on his feet." Yes, Fresh Frog, Fresh Frog of Bel Air. When the sledding gets rough, no job's too tough for Fresh Frog of Bel Air. Well, Fresh Frog of Bel Air tied a slick knot to the front of his sled, swung the rope up the slope and said, "Gone Gonzo!, haul away!" So Gone Gonzo! was saved, thanks to Fresh Frog of Bel Air. Said Gone Gonzo!, "Fresh Frog of Bel Air's no slouch. No one's slicker than him." Yes, Fresh Frog, Fresh Frog of Bel Air. Things turns out swell, thanks to old Fresh Frog and Fresh Frog of Bel Air. Yes, Fresh Frog, Fresh Frog of Bel Air. Things turns out swell, thanks to old Fresh Frog and Fresh Frog of Bel Air. Fresh Frog of Bel Air.