Muppet lip balm/I'm Cold (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape as Lavender Anything Muppet girl

Lyrics
Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Oh. It's very, very cold. I'm very, very chilly. My teeth are really chattering. And this is really silly. I'm absolutely freezing and getting awfully numb. The shivering and shaking is really very dumb. At times, I have been warm, and often even hot. But, boy, I got to tell you, that now I sure am not. My skin has got goose pimples. And as you can suppose, my fingers are like icicles. And all my toes are froze. I've said it once before. I'll say it once again. I know it will be warm someday, but I can't wait until then, because I'll be old and terribly cold. It's very, very cold. I'm very, very chilly. My teeth are really chattering. And this is really silly. I'm absolutely freezing and getting awfully numb. The shivering and shaking is really very dumb. At times, I have been warm, and often even hot. But, boy, I got to tell you, that now I sure am not. My skin has got goose pimples. And as you can suppose, my fingers are like icicles. And all my toes are froze. I've said it once before. I'll say it once again. I know it will be warm someday, but I can't wait until then, because I'll be old and terribly cold.