VakQuotes

This page is created ourely for me and my friends to stoer all the insane quotes that I have come up with either in IMs or when hanging out with me friends. Feel free to use any of the ones you want, but remember to give me credit. Me like credit. ;)

Anyway I will not make multiple pages and instead store all my quotes on this one page. Read up!

IM Quotes
But... I like calling you Clarice... Henry says: You're being a psychopath murderer!
 * VAKinc says:

Um.. just to clarify... YOU ARE GOING TO FREAKING KILL ME?!
 * VAKinc says:

CAN I STICK WITH ONE LIFE PLEASE!
 * VAKinc says:

You had a cow when you were a Child Clarice... do you remember how it died? Henry says: Ah, but my neighborhood is not zoned for cows, and I have never lived on a farm, so how, good doctor, did I have a cow?
 * VAKinc says:

Clarice? VAKinc says: Henry? Henry says: Yes? VAKinc says: You are Clarice now...
 * VAKinc says:

Vak<Everything. VAKinc says: Yes
 * Henry says:

Vak: 1. Nukora for reasons unknown Henry Rigdon: Vak: 2. Satan owes me money Henry Rigdon: (Ah.) Vak: 3. Death owe me money Henry Rigdon: (Where am I on here?) Vak: 4. I just plain don't like Hitler Henry Rigdon: (nobody, and I mean nobody, likes Hitler) Vak: 5. Sadam Hussien is a trasvestite Henry Rigdon: (except Hitler) Vak: 6. Henry, my ego needs to eat -somebody- Henry Rigdon: (There I am) Henry Rigdon: (And my egos just big enough to make a meal. Hah.) Vak: 7. Akano, he says moo to much, people might think I stole it from him. Vak: 8. Bionicle Rex, I must gain control of BZP. Henry Rigdon: (Kill BR and you die) Vak: 9. SC4MM3R, he's mean to me. Henry Rigdon: (Duh.) Vak: 10. Nukora, he made his comic character a girl Henry Rigdon: Vak: 11. EU for not thinking Weavel rocks Henry Rigdon: (Samus>Weavel) Vak: 12. My hit list, it's too big. Vak: 13, Henry for being a SoaB. Henry Rigdon: (SoaB?) Vak: 14, Henry, not realizing what SoaB is. Henry Rigdon: (I'm on here three times. Pwned.) Vak: 15, Henry, it's a flipping acronym Henry Rigdon: (Duh. I knew that.) Vak: 16, Henry, he's on this list too much. Henry Rigdon: (FIVE FREAKING TIMES. PWNED.) Vak: 17. Henry, he said 'Duh." Vak: 18. 7 actually. Vak: *Henry Vak: 19. My sister. Henry Rigdon: (there she is!) Vak: 20, GWB Vak: 21, DickCheny Vak: 22. Dock Bush, GWB and DC's child. Vak: *Dick Vak: 23, The Democrats of the world Vak: 24, Fitty (SP?) Cent Vak: 25 friar Tuck. Vak: 26. Henry for not being IMing Henry Rigdon: (Sorry.) Henry Rigdon: (8. Freaking. Times. Pwned.) Vak: 27. Henry, YES I MEAN NOT BEING IMing! Vak: 28. Henry YES I KNOW YOU DIDN'T ASK Henry Rigdon: 29. Henry, has tuna Vak: 29. Henry, 11 times, you interrupted me. Vak: 30, Henry, and forged my Hirlist. Henry Rigdon: (12 times.) Henry Rigdon: (I'm on this list so much I should be at the top.) Vak: 31, All egos trying to get ask big as mine and those minimal (none) few that are bigger
 * Vak: .:Hit List:.

Henry Rigdon: Sure. Vak: France, the Gay Union of the USA, the UN, the GF, The Satanic Unions of Checkosolvakia (SP?) Poland and Russia, NATO, MI6, the FBI, the CIA, the BZP Secret Sevice, the normal Secret Service, an assorement of 12 Secret Societies, and Satan's Unholy Army of goth demons.
 * Vak: Wanna know how many people want me dead?

Henry Rigdon: *ninja find* Vak: *ninja GENOCIDE!* Henry Rigdon: *ninja dodge* Vak: *ninja counter measure* Henry Rigdon: *ninja shield* Vak: *nija MEFB!* Vak: Pwned.
 * Vak: *ninja vanish*

Nukora: YAY!
 * Vak: AND THERE WAS A #### TBRPG!

And Guild Wars Henry says: Never heard of that. VAKinc says: Neither have I. VAKinc says: [/akward]
 * VAKinc says:


 * VAKinc: EU? EU is that you?

VAKinc: You gotta help me!

VAKinc: I don't know where I am or how I got here!

VAKinc: All I can think about is meat sauce!

EU-04: WTF?

But I <3 children! Henry says: v_V. Henry says: NOT IN THAT WAY!
 * Henry says:

General Quotes

 * I just died, on the inside I just died a bit.


 * IS THIS A RESTERAUNT BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT SERVERED! Ow... it's so bad it hurts...


 * I'm not on drugs, I just have a personality.