The Lex Luthor in the Hat (2003) part 6 - Lex Luthor Appears/Lex Luthor Gets to Know the Kids/("The Fun Song")


 * Narrator: So they slumped in their chairs,
 * too glum to complain,
 * and to make matters worse, it started to rain.
 * They sat in the house...
 * on that cold, cold, wet day...
 * with no fun to have...
 * and no games to play.
 * They could just stare out the window...
 * or perhaps get a nap in,
 * and hope that something,
 * anything might happen.
 * Animals: Quit bothering the fish.
 * Zod: I know. Quit bothering the fish.
 * Brainiac: Spit hand! Oh, gross!
 * Zod: Get that away from me! Get it away!
 * Narrator: Then something went bump.
 * Harley Quinn: What was that?
 * Narrator: How that bump made them jump.
 * Hugo Strange: I think it came in the closet.
 * Joker?
 * Riddler: Joker.
 * Harley Quinn: Come on, Joker.
 * Joker: You shouldn't scare people.
 * Scarecrow: You should've seen the look on your face.
 * Poison Ivy: It was like you saw a monster...
 * Penguin: A monster? Where?
 * Two-Face: That could've gone better.
 * Harley Quinn: What was that?
 * Joker: I don't know.
 * Ra's Al Ghul: Looked like a humongous cat.
 * Max Shreck: "Humongous"?
 * Catwoman: I prefer the term "big-boned" or "jolly."
 * Mr. Freeze: Now, what are we hiding from?
 * Bane: That was a giant cat.
 * Clayface: But that's impossible, isn't it?
 * Mad Hatter: It's entirely impossible.
 * Joker: You know, I like this hiding place a lot better.
 * Harley Quinn: They'll never find us here.
 * Joker and Harley Quinn: Scream and run.
 * Narrator: And there they go.
 * Harley Quinn: Who are you?
 * Lex Luthor: Who? Me?
 * Why, I'm Lex Luthor.
 * Brainiac: There's no doubt about that.
 * Darksied: I'm a "super-fun-diferous" feline...
 * Metallo: who's here to make sure that you're...
 * Livewire: Meeline?
 * Toyman: Key lime?
 * Doomsday: Turpentine?
 * Bizarro: I got nothin'
 * Parasite: I'm so good with the rhyming.
 * Silver Banshee: Not really, no.
 * Lex Luthor: Look, I'm a cat!
 * Mxyptlk: that can talk.
 * Kryptonite Man: That should be enough for you people!
 * Lex Luthor: I can talk! I'm a cat!
 * Zod: Yes!
 * Harley Quinn: Where did you come from?
 * Ursa: Hmm, how do I put this?
 * Mongul: When a mommy cat and a daddy cat lobe each other very much,
 * Non: they decide that...
 * Maxima: Oh, no, no, no, no.
 * Joker: Where did you come from?
 * Atomic Skull: My place!
 * Cyborg-Superman/Hank Henshaw: Where did you think?
 * Joker: No, how did you get here?
 * Lex Luthor: I drove!
 * Look, I've been here two whole minutes, and no one has offered me a drink.
 * Harrumph!
 * Harley Quinn: Sorry, Lex Luthor. Would you like milk?
 * Lex Luthor: Milk? Ecch! No!
 * Lactose intolerant. Gums up the works. Oy.
 * You'll thank me later.
 * Wipeout!
 * Hello!
 * Surf's up!
 * Yeah!
 * Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yee-hee-hee!
 * Nice spread you got here.
 * Homina-homina-homina-homina!
 * Who is this?
 * Ohh!
 * Joker: That's my mom.
 * Lex Luthor: Awkward yeah.
 * Yes, this place will do quite nicely, actually. Yeah.
 * Although those drapes are a train wreck.
 * And this is the lumpiest couch I ever sat on.
 * Who is this dreadfully uncomfortable woman?
 * Delightful Children: Get off her. That's our babysitter.
 * Lex Luthor: What the... Babysitter?
 * You don't need one of those, do ya?
 * Let me get this straight.
 * You pay this woman...
 * to sit on babies?
 * That's disgusting!
 * I'd do it for nothing!
 * Hmm!
 * Now, let's see what the old "phunometer" has to say.
 * Harley Quinn: "Phunometer"?
 * Lex Luthor: Yeah. It measures how fun you are.
 * Hi.
 * Huh?
 * Ohh.
 * Ah. Control freak. Yeah.
 * Now you.
 * Hi. How are ya?
 * Whoa!
 * Oh.
 * Joker: Tap it.
 * Lex Luthor: Listen, kid, you can tap it with a hammer,
 * it ain't gonna change.
 * Just as I suspected.
 * You guys are both out of whack.
 * You're a control freak, and you're a rule-breaker.
 * That'll be $700. Who's your insurance carrier?
 * Joker: So, what do we do?
 * Lex Luthor: Well, there are two treatments I'd recommend.
 * One is a series of painful shots injected into your abdomen and kneecap.
 * And the other...
 * involves a musical number!
 * (singing) Me-Me-Me-Meow.
 * Harley Quinn: How many shots?
 * Lex Luthor: "How many shots?" Aren't you precious?
 * Maestro!
 * (singing) I know it is wet.
 * And the sun is not sunny.
 * Brainiac: But we can have lots of good fun that is funny.
 * Darksied: It's fun to have fun,
 * Metallo: But you got to know how.
 * Lex Luthor: Hair ball.
 * Livewire: I know lots of good tricks and I'll...
 * Brainiac: Stop this right now! Huh?
 * Joker: Who said that?
 * Brainiac: Me!
 * Zod: Remember? The fish?
 * Came home in a Baggie, loved me for two weeks, and then nothing!
 * Harley Quinn: The fish is talking!
 * Zod: Well, sure, he can talk.
 * Joker: But is he saying anything? No, not really, No.
 * Brainiac: Hey, Socks, can it!
 * This cat should not be here. He should not be about.
 * He should not be here when your mother is out.
 * Lex Luthor: Come on, kids! You gonna listen to him? He drinks where he pees!
 * Toyman: There was a cat I knew back home where I was bred.
 * Doomsday: He never listened to a single thing his mother said.
 * Bizarro: He never used the litter box,
 * Parasite: He made a mess in the hall.
 * Silver Banshee: That's why they sent him
 * Mxyptlk: to a vet.
 * Zod: To cut off both his ba...
 * Brainiac: ba... ba...
 * Kryptonite Man: Boy, that wasn't fun, fun, fun.
 * Ursa: He never learns you can have fun, fun, fun.
 * Mongul: But less is more!
 * Non: They may ship you off to school
 * Maxima: So rein it in a little.
 * Atomic Skull: We can't spell "fun"
 * Cyborg-Superman/Hank Henshaw: without "U" in the middle.
 * Brainiac: Human, this cat is currently in violation of... 17 of your mother's rules!
 * Joker: City morgue!
 * Brainiac: Eighteen!
 * Lex Luthor: Olé
 * Ooh.
 * Joker: You can juggle work and play,
 * Harley Quinn: But you have to know the way.
 * Scarecrow: You can keep afloat a wish,
 * Poison Ivy: Like the way I do the fish.
 * Clayface: You can be happy fella,
 * Mad Hatter: Someone throw me that umbrella.
 * Riddler: And that rake, that cake,
 * Catwoman: Life's what you make it.
 * Penguin and Two-Face: So have fun, fun, fun.
 * Ra's Al Ghul and Max Shreck: Go insane and have some fun, fun, fun.
 * Mr. Freeze and Bane: Just look at me Fun, fun, fun.
 * No more rain, Look, it' the sun, sun, sun.
 * Hugo Strange: So can't you see I'm happy as a clam I'm fit as a fiddle.
 * Delightful Children: And the dogs may bark about you.
 * Bash Street Kids: And the purebred chaps may doubt you.
 * Animals: Getting motion sickness!
 * Brainiac: Milk? Big mistake.
 * All: But remember this You can't have fun without "U"
 * Brainiac: I can't breathe! Ohh!
 * Whoa!
 * I knew that milk would come back to haunt me. Help! Help!
 * All: "U" in the middle.