Sesame Street Crayons/Lady of Spain (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Kermit the Frog
 * Ernie Clear Sky Blue as Marvin Suggs
 * Zoe Zingy Orange and Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink as Muppaphones

Lyrics
(Main stage. Oscar Grouchy Green enters to a fanfare and applause.)

Oscar Grouchy Green: Right now, friends, I am proud to present a group of performers that I personally discovered in the waiting room of a bus station in Toledo, Ohio. They weren't performing there, they were just waiting. But anyhow, let's bring 'em on with a big hand, Ernie Clear Sky Blue and his Zoe Zingy Orange and Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink! Yaaay!

Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole! Thank you, thank you and gracias! Thank you! I am-ah the beloved-ah Ernie Clear Sky Blue-ah! And now, presenting-ah, the performing members of-ah, the Zoe Zingy Orange and Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink!

( Zoe Zingy Orange and Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink take their positions.)

Zoe Zingy Orange and Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink : (ran dom) Move it, move it. Yeah, yeah. Another day, another headache. Mimimimimi …

Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Attention! (they all fall silent) … Ahem. Tuning up.

(With his mallet, he whacks them, playing a scale of "OW"s. The "so" is off-key, so Ernie Clear Sky Blue shifts it to the far left.)

Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Oh, no. Move it, Zoe Zingy Orange. Move it. move it, Zoe Zingy Orange. Move it. Move it. Attention! (they all fall silent) … Ahem. Tuning up.

(In the second attempt, the "ti" is too high, so he switches them.)

Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Move it, Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink. Move it. Move it, move it, move it, move it. Attention! (they all fall silent) … Ahem. Tuning up.

(In the third attempt, he plays a perfect scale of "OW"s.)

Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes. Ernie Clear Sky Blue, you've done it!

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: (whispering to another) Do you need a vacation? …

Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink.

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: (gets whacked) OWWWWW!

Ernie Clear Sky Blue: And now, "Lady of Spain."

Zoe Zingy Orange and Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink : Hu h?

Ernie Clear Sky Blue: The song.

(Music swells up. He plays each note with his mallet, until a giant mallet knocks him out. Zoe Zingy Orange and Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink conclude the song with one final harmonic note, and jump for joy.)