Sesame Street/Kodachrome (Muppets version)

Cast

 * Count von Count as Dr. Teeth
 * Herry Monster as Floyd Pepper
 * Rosita as Janice
 * Cookie Monster as Animal
 * Hoots the Owl as Zoot
 * MacDougal Monster as Lips
 * Big Bird as Kermit the Frog
 * Abby Cadabby as Miss Piggy
 * Ernie as Fozzie Bear
 * Barkley as Rowlf the Dog
 * Biff as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
 * Sully as Beaker
 * The Amazing Mumford as The Swedish Chef
 * Grover as Gonzo
 * Prairie Dawn as Camilla
 * Elmo as Rizzo the Rat
 * Zoe as Yolanda the Rat
 * Baby Bear as Bobo the Bear
 * Farley as Scooter
 * Roosevelt Franklin as Pepe the King Prawn
 * Kingston Livington III as Walter
 * Harvey Kneeslapper as Lew Zealand
 * Bert as Sam the Eagle
 * Oscar the Grouch as Constantine
 * Two-Headed Monster as Statler and Waldorf
 * Forgetful Jones as Beauregard
 * Guy Smiley as Link Hogthrob
 * Kermit the Forg as Bubba the Rat
 * Dr. Nobel Price as Dr. Julius Strangepork

Lyrics
Count von Count: (spoken) Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. We now like to do a tune by our very good friend, Mr. Paul Simon.

Herry Monster: (spoken) Yeah, the song called Kodachrome. Hit it, Cookie Monster! (singing) When I think back On all the crap I learned in high school It's a wonder I can think at all And though my lack of education Hasn't hurt me none I can read the writing on the wall

Everyone: Kodachrome

Herry Monster: They give us those nice bright colors They give us the greens of summers Makes you think all the world's a sunny day

Everyone: I got a Nikon camera I love to take a photograph So mama don't take my Kodachrome away

Herry Monster: If you took all the girls I knew When I was single

Cookie Monster: (spoken) Girls! Girls!

Herry Monster: And brought them all together for one night I know they'd never match My sweet imagination Everything looks worse in black and white

Everyone: Kodachrome

Herry Monster: They give us those nice bright colors They give us the greens of summers Makes you think all the world's a sunny day

Everyone: I got a Nikon camera I love to take a photograph So mama don't take my Kodachrome away

Mama don't take my Kodachrome away Mama don't take my Kodachrome away Mama don't take my Kodachrome away

Cookie Monster: (spoken) Okay! Okay! Herry Monster: (spoken) Let's go!

Mama don't take my Kodachrome Mama don't take my Kodachrome Mama don't take my Kodachrome away Mama don't take my Kodachrome Leave your boy so far from home Mama don't take my Kodachrome away Mama don't take my Kodachrome Mama don't take my Kodachrome away

Herry Monster: (spoken) Let's go, Lips!

Count von Count: All right! Thank you! Thank you very much! Good night, everyone! Good night!