Peace and Quiet (Spike and Friends episode)

Peace and Quiet is the seventeenth episode of the seventh season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the one hundred and seventy-third episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Big Macintosh as Henry
 * Caramel as Harvey
 * Fancy Pants as Murdoch
 * Cheese Sandwich as Salty
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Braeburn as Toby (does not speak)
 * Pipsqueak as Percy (cameo)
 * Soarin as Duck (cameo)
 * Hondo Flanks as Douglas (cameo)
 * Rarity as Emily (cameo)
 * Goldengrape as Arthur (cameo)
 * Gustave as Cranky (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Big Macintosh: "Hurry up! I'm a busy horse."

Narrator: "Huffed Big Macintosh.

Goods arrive night and day at the docks. Sometimes, Big Mac and the other animals work so hard that their feet ache.

Hoity Toity brought in a new unicorn to help with the heavy workload. He was long and had a monocle. He looked very strong."

Hoity Toity: "This is Fancy Pants. He's going to be carrying freight on the main line."

Cheese Sandwich: "Ahoy, Fancy Pants!"

Narrator: "Shouted Cheese Sandwich."

Caramel: "Welcome Fancy Pants!"

Narrator: "Called Caramel."

Spike: "You're the biggest unicorn I've ever seen."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Fancy Pants: "You're a chatty lot."

Narrator: "Fancy Pants said quietly.

Soon, Fancy Pants had collected a long line of heavy changelings. His body strained, his hooves started to move and the mighty unicorn chuffed away.

Fancy Pants longed for some peace and quiet. But everywhere he went, it was noisy and crowded.

At the end of the day, Fancy Pants was looking to a good night's rest. But Caramel and Cheese Sandwich were full of questions."

Caramel: "What's the heaviest cargo you've ever hauled?"

Cheese Sandwich: "Have you worked Marseille?"

Caramel: "Have you ever crashed?"

Fancy Pants: "Please!"

Narrator: "Fancy Pants chuffed."

Fancy Pants: "I want some peace and quiet, and I don't want to share a house with chatterboxes!"

Caramel: "No need to be rude."

Narrator: "Huffed Caramel."

Cheese Sandwich: "We're only being friendly matey."

Narrator: "The next morning, Fancy Pants collected another heavy load.

This time, he chuffed into the beautiful countryside. It was splendid. At last, he had some peace and quiet.

Suddenly, his driver stopped him. There were ship on the path."

Fancy Pants' Driver: "The sheep escaped from that field."

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Fancy Pants' Driver: "Through that broken fence."

Narrator: "They tried to chase the sheep back. First, this way, and then, that way.

They tried everything, but nothing worked."

Fancy Pants' Fireman: "We'll never move these sheep by ourselves."

Narrator: "Said the fireman."

Fancy Pants' Driver: "I'll go and phone for help."

Narrator: "Sighed the driver. Fancy Pants was very unhappy. The noise sheep were spoiling his peace and quiet.

Hoity Toity was enjoying afternoon tea when he got the call."

Hoity Toity: "Sheep?"

Narrator: "He exclaimed loudly."

Hoity Toity: "I'll send Braeburn with the farmer immediately."

Narrator: "The sheep were becoming nosier and nosier."

Fancy Pants: "Please stop!"

Narrator: "Groaned Fancy Pants."

Fancy Pants: "I'd rather be back with the chatterbox ponies."

Narrator: "Just then, Braeburn chuffed into view."

Fancy Pants: "Braeburn!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Fancy Pants."

Fancy Pants: "We're certainly glad to see you."

Narrator: "Before long, the farmer and his dog went to work. And the sheep were soon safely in their field. And Fancy Pants was on his way again.

That evening, Fancy Pants arrived between Caramel and Cheese Sandwich, but Fancy Pants spoke first."

Fancy Pants: "I'm sorry I was cross."

Narrator: "He chuffed."

Fancy Pants: "I'm very placed to share a house with you."

Caramel: "And we're please to have your company."

Narrator: "Said Caramel."

Cheese Sandwich: "Aye, we are."

Narrator: "Added Cheese Sandwich."

Cheese Sandwich: "It reminds me of a story."

Narrator: "Fancy Pants smiled. The sound of 'Baa, baa, baa' would have kept him awake, but a Cheese Sandwich story would send him happily to sleep."