The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)/Jar Jar Returns

Cast (Version 1 by SunsetShimmerFan) (Do not delete, remove, or edit any characters)
Riff Raff as Darth Vader

Magenta as Private Perkins

Columbia as Jar Jar Binks

Inside Dr. Frank N Furter's laboratory

 * Riff Raff: Make sure that everything in the castle has been cleaned for our return to Transylvania.


 * Magenta: Yes, my brother.


 * Columbia: Riff Raff? Riff Raff! Hiya, Riff Raff!


 * Riff Raff: Columbia, we don't need you here right now! We are busy planning to return to Transylvania.


 * Columbia: [touches Riff Raff's spacesuit] These are some nice duds, Riff Raff!


 * Riff Raff: Look, Columbia, it is very important... [Columbia touches Riff Raff's hair; groans, then scares Jar-Jar back a step] that you never speak to me again.


 * Columbia: What happened to you? Are you trying to kill Fra- [accidentally touches the anti-matter gun and gets shocked by it] AAAHHH! Riff Raff! [shakes Riff Raff by the shoulders] What's happened to you?


 * Riff Raff: [grabs Columbia by her hair and pulls out his anti-matter laser gun] Columbia. Homey. My best friend. Quickly, before Frank N Furter begins his floorshow, you have to go to sleep! [points anti-matter laser at Columbia]


 * Columbia: Hey, why do you have to use that scary looking thing to put me to sleep? [Riff Raff is about to pull the trigger of the anti-matter laser] You could just sing me to sleep! [Riff Raff shoots the anti-matter laser at Columbia] AAAAAAH!


 * [we see Columbia's dead body fall on the floor of Frank's laboratory]

Sometime later in Riff Raff's bedroom...

 * Riff Raff: [in bed; sighs, then chuckles maniacally]


 * [Columbia appears before Riff Raff's bed as a ghost]


 * Columbia: Riff Raff! Look! You're not gonna believe it! I'm all sparkly glowy! [Riff Raff covers his own head with a pillow while Columbia bounces around Riff Raff's bed ecstatically] Now, we're gonna have all the time to spend together! I love you, Riff Raff! Yeaaaahh! Ah-haahhh! Riff Raff, yeeeeah!