Muppets/Counting Floors (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Fat Blue Anything Muppet barbershop quartet singer
 * Rowlf the Dog as Lavender Anything Muppet barbershop quartet singer
 * Link Hogthrob as Green Anything Muppets barbershop quartet singer
 * Beaker as Lavender Anything Muppet barbershop quartet baritone singer

Lyrics
Sam the Eagle: All right, who's late?

Rowlf the Dog: I'm here.

Link Hogthrob: I'm here.

Beaker: Meep meep meep meep. (Sorry I'm late.)

Sam the Eagle: We love to ride the elevator.

Rowlf the Dog: It's what each of us adores.

Link Hogthrob: But the nicest thing about us is...

Beaker: ...Meep meep meep meep meep meep. (...that we can count the floors.)

Sam the Eagle: Bum...

Rowlf the Dog: Bum...

Link Hogthrob: Bum...

Beaker: Meep... (Bum...)

Sam the Eagle: Here we go!

Rowlf the Dog: All right, you start.

Sam the Eagle: We start out at one, then go up to two, we hurry past three, and then four comes in view.

Rowlf the Dog: We rushed off to five, at six we can't wait, to go onto seven, and pass it to eight.

Link Hogthrob: When we finally reached nine, we surround out and then we arrived safe and sound...

Beaker: (singing) ...Meep meep meep meep meep! (...at floor number ten!) (spoken) Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep. (Well, it's as high as we can go.)

Link Hogthrob: Oh, what do we do now?

Rowlf the Dog: Why, go back down, of course!

Sam the Eagle: Aha! Right!

Beaker: Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep... (Although we counted up the floors...)

Link Hogthrob: The fun has just begun.

Rowlf the Dog: Because we get to count them backwards now.

Sam the Eagle: From ten back down to one.

Beaker: Meep... (Bum...)

Link Hogthrob: Bum...

Rowlf the Dog: Bum...

Sam the Eagle: Bum...

Beaker: Meep, meep, meep, meep. (Ten, nine, eight, seven...)

Link Hogthrob: Six, five, four, three...

Rowlf the Dog: Two, and our job's nearly done...

Sam the Eagle, Rowlf the Dog , Link Hogthrob and Beaker : Because we're back where we meep meep (started.)

Sam the Eagle: (singing) At floor number one. (spoken) Well, back to work.

Beaker: Meep meep meep meep. (I missed my floor.)

Link Hogthrob: Too bad.

Rowlf the Dog: Same time tomorrow?

Sam the Eagle, Link Hogthrob and Beaker : Ri gh t.