The Animal Movie (The Lego Movie) trailer/Transcript

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)

(The city skyline appears at sunrise)

Mordecai: Good morning, apartment. Ready to start the day. Jumping jacks, hit 'em! 1, 2, 3! I'm so pumped up!

Tagline: Mordecai is an ordinary guy

Mordecai: Yes! Overpriced coffee!

Bagheera: That's 37 dollars.

Mordecai: Awesome!

("Everything is Awesome" plays)

Tagline: who is about to discover

Mordecai: Oh my gosh, I love this song!

(The animals drive downtown)

Tagline: he's extraordinary.

Mordecai: No! Guys, wait up!

(Mordecai trips over something and falls into a hole)

Mordecai: Where am I?

Margaret: Come with us if you want to not die.

Tagline: From the creator of "Animaltopia" and "Big Animal Hero 6".

Mordecai: What is happening?

CJ: You're the special, and the prophecy states that you're the most important person in the universe. That's you, right?

Mordecai: Uh, yes. That's me.

(Bolt's bat-plane flies into the sky)

Bolt: Relax, everybody. I'm here.

Mordecai: Bolt? Awesome!

Stan Woozle: Who are you here to see?

Bolt: I'm here to see your butt!

(Bolt hits Stan with a batarang)

Stan Woozle: Oh my gosh!

(Bolt tries to hit the button with batarangs, but any of them missed it, and one works while hitting the green button)

Bolt: First try!

(All the animals including Nick, Eileen and Judy appear in the meeting)

Shifu: My fellow master-animals.

Spike: Hello.

Shifu: Lord Shen plans to end the world as we know it. There is yet one hope the special has arisen.

Mordecai: I know what you're thinking. He's the least qualified person to lead us! And you are right.

(The animals boo at Mordecai)

Rabbit: A house divided against itself would be better than this.

(Rabbit's chair flies out of the meeting)

Mordecai: Rabbit!

Tagline: This winter

Mordecai: I'm not the special. I'm just a regular normal guy!

Margaret: You have the ability to be the special, because we believe in you.

(Mordecai screams while falling back and forth)

Tagline: Mordecai,

(Mordecai still screams)

Tagline: Lord Shen,

Lord Shen: Animal villains, destroy him!

(Cat R. Waul shoots lasers up in the ceiling)

Tagline: Margaret, CJ,

Margaret: Aloha, loser!

(Margaret and CJ shoot lasers at the animal villains)

Tagline: Bolt,

Bolt: We're winning! It's bat pun.

Tagline: with Cat R. Waul,

Cat R. Waul: Take him to the moving chamber!

Mordecai: Isn't there supposed to also be a good cop?

(Cat R. Waul switches to Danny)

Danny: Hi, buddy. Would you like a glass of water?

Mordecai: Yeah, actually.

(Danny switches back to Cat R. Waul)

Cat R. Waul: Too bad.

(Cat R. Waul smashes a glass of water on the floor)

Tagline: and Shifu.

Shifu: We are entering your mind.

Mordecai: What?!

CJ: I don't think he's ever had an original thought.

Mordecai: That's not true.

(Mordecai invents the Double-Decker Couch)

Mordecai: Introducing the Double-Decker Couch. So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!

Margaret: That's literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Shifu: Let me handle this. That idea is just the worst.

Title: The Animal Movie (The Lego Movie)

Bolt: To the batmobile!

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