Open Sesame/The Wrong Patient (from Ernie's Hits)

Cast

 * Grover's Orange Book as Ernie
 * Cookie Monster's Blue Book as Fat Blue Anything Muppet doctor

Transcript
Grover's Orange Book: Come in. Oh, hi there, doctor. Gee, thank you very much for coming over.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Oh, sure thing, Grover's Orange Book. Uh, open your mouth.

Grover's Orange Book: Yeah, but you see, doctor, I just...

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Uh, Grover's Orange Book, open your mouth.

Grover's Orange Book: Hmm, uh, ah. Uh huh?

Cookie Monster's Blue boOK: Yeah. Uh, listen, Grover's Orange Book. Would you mind stepping over here into the light? Yeah, just right down here. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's good right there. Fine. Let's see. Okay, uh, close your mouth, Grover's Orange Book.

Grover's Orange Book: Yes, but you see, doctor...

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: How about your fingers?

Grover's Orange Book: What about my fingers?

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Yeah, can you wiggle your fingers, Grover's Orange Book?

Grover's Orange Book: Well, of course I can wiggle my fingers.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Yeah, how about the wrist now?

Grover's Orange Book: My, my...oh, yeah, I can wiggle my wrist, too. Sure.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Good, good. Okay, the arm? The arm.

Grover's Orange Book: Yeah, but, well. Yeah, yeah, sure, my arm's fine, doc. But you see, that's not the...

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Okay. It's doing okay, huh? How about the shoulder? Been, uh, throwing the old ball around too much, huh? Huh?

Grover's Orange Book: No, no, no. My shoulder's fine, doc. But you see, that, that's not the reason why I...

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Okay, all right now. Let's uh, let's see, uh, twist your neck, Grover's Orange Book.

Grover's Orange Book: My neck? Like that? Just twisting it like that?

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Fine, fine. Okay, now let's see the eyes.

Grover's Orange Book: Uh, my eyes are...my eyes are fine, doc. Actually, there's nothing wrong with my eyes. You see, the reason that I...

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Left eye okay. Right eye seems all right. Okay. Shhh... I'm going to listen to your heart now, Grover's Orange Book.

Grover's Orange Book: But, but, doctor, I...

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Shhh... Shhh....

Grover's Orange Book: (sighs)

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Uh, huh. Good. Good. Okay.

Grover's Orange Book: But, you see, doctor, the reason that I really call you...

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: It seems fine. Now, let's, uh, see about your ears, Grover's Orange Book.

Grover's Orange Book: My ears are okay. Sure, my ears are okay.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Okay, good. And the nose?

Grover's Orange Book: My, my nose. My nose. My nose is fine, too.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Grover's Orange Book, if you're in fine shape, why did you call me?

Grover's Orange Book: Hmmm?

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: I said if you're in fine shape, why did you call me?

Grover's Orange Book: I called you because my friend, Big Bird's Yellow Book, has a tummy ache! Right this way.

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: Okay, Big Bird's Yellow Book. Open your mouth.