Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales with Friends

Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner&#39;s Thomas Tales with Friends is a crossover series with characters of various shows, real life celebrities, musicians and professional athletes. Featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor and Tara Strong as the voice of Timmy Turner. Each episode will have five Thomas Stories and one song. Only Stories from Seasons 1-7 and the 15 Jack and the Pack episodes may be used. No stories from Seasons 8-present allowed. Many stories will be repeated once (sometimes twice) and Thomas songs from Seasons 4-7 will be used, but non-Thomas songs are the majority used.

Major Trivia

 * Il Volo are 22-24 years old in the series.
 * Jackie Evancho is 17 years old in the series.
 * The Powerpuff Girls are 8 years old in the series.
 * Spongebob Squarepants and other characters from his named show will be their pre-movie selves in the series.
 * Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner themselves will either be absent in some episodes or won't tell stories and in their places, Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr), Mr. Double, Bubbles, Bart, Jimmy Neutron, Lisa, Rudy, Penny, Edd, Percy and Junior will tell the stories.
 * Season 7 Thomas Stories narrated by Michael Brandon, Tara Strong, Yeardly Smith and Samuel Vincent will have the original music.
 * Originally, the series was titled, "Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales with Friends" but due to multiple episodes with Timmy telling stories, it was changed to "Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner's Thomas Stories with Friends".

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, The Powerpuff Girls visit the Eds' cul-de-sac. Ed and Edd got off to a good start with the girls, but Eddy was jealous of hearing the praise they get in Townsville. Mr. Conductor appears and tells them stories about girls on Sodor. After the last story, The girls explained about their friends, Bart and Lisa Simpson as well as their family and how Buttercup developed a crush on Bart. Then, they took off into the sky and a montage of the girls to the song, "That's What Girls Do" played.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Mavis (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas Meets the Queen (George Carlin)
 * 5) Percy's Predicament (George Carlin)

Song

 * That's What Girls Do (Performed by No Secrets)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Eds! What's up?
 * Bubbles: Hi, Mr. Conductor!
 * Buttercup: What's up, Little Man?
 * Eddy: You know our friend, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, they do, Eddy. I met the Powerpuff Girls at some point (in reference to "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition" when he guest starred in "Once Upon A Time" and met the girls in that episode) after I met you and your friends. And usually, the expression is Ladies first.
 * (Edd and Blossom show up)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Edd! Where have you and Blossom been?
 * Edd: We were looking up insects and- Pardon me, Did you just say Blossom? How did you know her name?
 * Mr. Conductor: She and her sisters, Bubbles and Buttercup are friends of mine. They've told me stories about how they save the world from so many monsters and criminals.
 * Bubbles: Oh, shucks. It's our job.
 * Mr. Conductor: And I think you girls and Eds will be great friends.
 * Eddy: Fat chance! HMPH!
 * Edd: Eddy, you must stop being envious. Be proud to know such famous young heroines.
 * Bubbles: Yeah, Eddy. Don't be such a party pooper.
 * Buttercup: Yeah, you don't see us getting jealous of your low-budget scam ideas!!!
 * Eddy: What?!!
 * Ed: Shush! My yeast is rising.
 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, you sound just like Thomas did the day Emily arrived.
 * Bubbles: Who's Emily, Mr. Conductor?
 * Blossom: But we already know Thomas, Edward, Duck, Rusty, and Stepney.
 * Buttercup: Yeah, how come we've never heard about her when you told us your stories of Rusty and Stepney back in Shining Time Station?
 * Edd: Why, I believe we remember the story of Emily's first day. (referring to the Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy episode, "High-Heeled Ed" where the Eds were watching Jimmy as Mr. Conductor [Ringo Starr] met him and told him the story) I'd be happy to hear it again.
 * Eddy: Snore!
 * Ed: Shush! SHUSH!
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you, Ed. And now that I have your attention... (Blows whistle and "Emily's New Coaches" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Percy's Predicament")
 * Blossom: Whoa! That WAS an awkward predicament!
 * Buttercup: I'll say. But, man that was some intense action!
 * Ed: I love action! Have you seen "Attack of the Zombie Brain-Munchers"?!
 * Bubbles: Zombies?!!! *tears up and sad gasps in fear*
 * Edd: Nothing to fear, Bubbles. Zombies are pure fictitious.
 * Buttercup: I haven't, but this kid I know has. His name's Bart Simpson. He's my man!
 * Eddy: Who the heck's Bart Simpson anyway?!
 * Edd: Eddy, please watch your tone.
 * Bubbles: He's from Springfield. I first met his sister, Lisa when she was looking for her missing saxophone at Shining Time Station. (referring to the Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition episode, Finders Keepers.)
 * Blossom: And when our dad, Professor Utonium took us on a trip through Springfield to visit his old college classmate, Professor Frink, he let us fly through the streets and Lisa recognized Bubbles and before we knew it, we were having a fun time over at their house.
 * Bubbles: Their mom makes the tastiest sandwiches and their dad is so funny even when he's angry! Their little baby, Maggie is so cute and did I mention they have a cute puppy and kitty too?! (referring to Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II)
 * Buttercup: And when I heard Bart was into pranks, action and violence, I immediately starting crushing on him.
 * Ed: Crushed him? Was that your dark side, Buttercup?
 * Edd: Not that kind of crush, Ed. You were saying, Buttercup?
 * Buttercup: Yeah, anyways. Bart's cool and awesome! He's nothing like this other guy I know...Butch. Well, he is a lot like him, but at least Bart's no bad guy who tried to use me to wreak havoc!
 * Ed: Reek? Like the stench?
 * Edd: No, Ed. WREAK. As in to create havoc or melee.
 * (Just then the sound of the Powerpuff hotline went off and Blossom picked up what was a mobile phone version of the hotline)
 * Blossom: Yes, Mayor?
 * (The Mayor chatters on the other line)
 * Blossom: We'll be right there! (Hangs up) Girls, trouble back in Townsville! It was nice meeting you, Eds.
 * Buttercup: But we gotta fly!
 * Bubbles: We're superheroes!
 * All three girls: Bye! (then they took off into the sky)
 * Ed: They are so lucky. Do you think I could fly if I mixed my own chemical X, Double-D?
 * Eddy: That's stupid.
 * Edd: Eddy-! I wouldn't take any chances, Ed. There go three mighty, young heroines.
 * (Then the scene went to the girls flying as "That's What Girls Do" began and a montage of the girls fighting crime and doing other activities began)

Plot

 * Mojo Jojo keeps Edd hostage in a prison cell in a "good guy prison", after the Rowdyruff Boys posed as a trio of school kids walking together in a socialable group and kidnapped him. On a stormy night, Edd (In a prison striped shirt) was DEEPLY upset and cried, worrying about his family and friends who missed him VERY much. Mr. Conductor appears and gives Edd advice with stories of escapes and plans on the Island Of Sodor. After the last story, Mr. Conductor disappears to get help. After 5 minutes of waiting (with tears in his eyes), Timmy speaks to him in his head and helps Edd escape with advice from "The Shawshank Redemption".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (George Carlin)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toad Stands By (George Carlin)
 * 4) The World's Strongest Engine (Alec Balwin)
 * 5) Alfie Has Kittens (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * "Shawshank Redemption" (Prison Escape Theme) from "The Shawshank Redemption")

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens in the prison at 12:07 A.M with Edd crying, covering his face)
 * Edd (voiceover): How could I, of all people, have gotten imprisoned you may ask? *thunderclap* Well, it started when the undercover Rowdyruff Boys, accompanied by the evil primate, Mojo Jojo (posing as 3 school kids walking home in a normal group conversation) kidnapped me in an ambushing fashion and flew me to this prison built by Mr. Conductor's doppelganger used to imprison good people. How ridiculous and at the same time, ironic. I've been trapped for about a week. What would my precious Jackie say and/or do if I am not there and think I abandoned her and gets the impression I don't truly love her? I'm hoping somebody comes to my aid, and fast. Jackie needs me and I need her so very much!
 * Edd: *sobs covering face*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor (whisper tone): Edd!
 * Edd (whisper tone): Mr. Conductor! Thank goodness! I'm saved.
 * Mr. Conductor: Your parents and friends have been wondering where you went off to. Posters of "Have you seen Eddward Marion?" were posted everywhere! Jackie was even WORRIED SICK about you thinking you abandoned her and don't love her anymore! We had to comfort her and she panicked when she found out you were kidnapped, but she was relieved to hear that you STILL have strong loving feelings for her.
 * Edd (relieved): Oh, Mr. Conductor! I'm so glad to hear that!
 * Mr. Conductor: Always happy to give you the good news, Edd.
 * Edd (sadly): *sad sigh* And now I just hope there is a way to bust out of this prison, and get to my beautiful Jackie.
 * Mr. Conductor (kindly): You certainly will, Edd. Have trust in fate and you certainly WILL be seeing Jackie.
 * Eds (relieved): Bless you so much, Mr. Conductor. I am glad Jackie feels better now since a miracle came to her to find out where I REALLY was.
 * Mr. Conductor: You should have GREAT faith in Jackie, Edd. She WILL guide you in the right path, and you WILL become strong together forever. Jackie is the angel for you.
 * Edd: Bless you Mr. Conductor. Please allow me to explain so I can tell Jackie if I bust out of this horrid prison.
 * (One minute later)
 * Edd: And well... here I am. Perhaps you can disappear me out of here with your magic.
 * Mr. Conductor: I would be gladly, but I'm low on magic again and I don't have enough to disappear us both out of here.
 * Edd: Oh dear...
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't panic, Edd. Escapes are often successful. Like the time Douglas saved Oliver.
 * Edd: Oh, perhaps some stories would inspire an escape plan?
 * Mr. Conductor: That's indeed a great idea! (blows whistle and "Escape!" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after 5 minutes of waiting)
 * Edd: *tears up and sniffles*
 * Timmy (voice only) Eddward, you all right?! It's Timmy! you can hear me in your head!
 * Edd (whispering): Timmy! Oh heavens I'm so pleased to hear from you!
 * Timmy: It's cool to see-well, hear you again, dude. Good thing I teleported out of my room with my poofer (from the Jimmy/Timmy Power Hour) that my old bud, Jimmy Neutron (foreshadowing Jimmy Neutron debuting in "Gotta Ed!!!!") modified so I could help him and Mr. Conductor track you on the tron in Jimmy's lab. I'm here to help you bust outta there! Jackie was worried sick about you! She and Rudy were the ones who told us that you were kidnapped after Rudy overheard the bad guys through Chalkzone and finding evidence through Chalkzone!
 * Edd: Oh, Timmy! I'm so grateful! Please kindly navigate and instruct me on how I escape this horrid prison!
 * Timmy (Voice only): Ok, first you dig your way until you come across the drain pipes!
 * Edd: Right-o. But digging won't be easy it-
 * (Then Edd discovered a hole behind the poster in his cell wall that had been done by a previous escapee)
 * Edd: Well, that's convenitently lucky. (enters the hole / "Shawshank Redemption" begins)
 * [Edd makes his way to the pipes]
 * Edd: I've successfully made it to the pipes. Now what?
 * Timmy (voice only): All you have to do is crack that drain pipe open, crawl through that sewer pipe, and you're free!
 * Edd (whispering): *gasps* You mean I have to travel through that narrow unsanitary pipe?!
 * Timmy (voice only): Uh, duh! Have you seen "The Shawshank Redemption"?!
 * Edd (whispering): *gasps* Indeed I did! I know the plot! Well *sighs* here I go. *pounds the pipe really hard with the rock 3 times (in unsion to each lightning silhouette and thunderclap) until it cracks and human waste sprays him*
 * *Edd looks inside the pipe and the scene cuts to him crawling, grunting and groaning*
 * Edd (in a gagging and, groaning way): I need to escape.... I need to get.... to my Jackie....*gags and keeps on crawling* *scene cuts to the end of the sewer pipe hanging above the water*
 * Edd (voiceover): I finally made it to freedom after crawling in this unsanitary foulness I can't even imagine. I crawled 800 yards, the same size as 8 NFL Football Fields, more than half a mile.
 * *Edd grunts as he finally crawls out of the pipe and splashes into the thundering water, and Edd swims to safety in his smelly and filthy prison clothes*
 * Edd: *takes off his smelly and dirty prison shirt and opens his arms in the air in the middle of the storm* (in unison to crashing thunder and lightning) *stutters* FREEDOM!!!!!! HA HA!!!! *episode fades out and ends with a triumphant Edd's arms open in the storm*

Plot

 * Jackie Evancho and her family had just arrived to Peach Creek where Jackie would start living by herself (while her dog, Maggie ALSO lived with Jackie and the rest of the family lived down the lane by the Candy Store). After getting settled in (but still not completely unpacked), she decided to go visit Edd as she promised back at Shining Time Station. (As seen in the Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy Visit Shining Time Station, episode,"BIlly Saves the Day") Jackie then texts Edd saying she's just arrived, but Edd did not respond (since he was imprisoned in the "good guy" jail in the previous episode occurring around the same time as this episode.) so she texted again multiple times showing her concern as to why Edd wasn't responding. Jackie then went to look all over the cul-de-sac for him, but did not find him. Jackie grew worried and began to think Edd forgot or lost interest in her. She sat on his stoop sobbing in worry and betrayal when Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) appeared [since his cousin was busy looking for Edd himself] and introduced himself to her. Jackie then introduces herself to him and tells Ringo about her recent arrival and Edd's absence which concerned her deeply. Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) not knowing where Edd was either reassured Jackie that Edd is an honest and caring friend who would NEVER break a promise to a friend. ESPECIALLY when said someone is new to the cul-de-sac. He then tells her stories about the engines on the Island of Sodor when their friends are far, homesick or making new friends. After the last story, Mr. Conductor went to look for Edd. Jackie's friend, Rudy Tabootie came up to her saying he heard of Edd's disappearance and that Mojo Jojo and the Rowdyruff Boys were behind it AND managed to swipe a "good guy" prison business card and gave it to her. After Rudy deparated the scene, Jackie heard and came across the scene of Eddy chasing after Ed for ruining his latest scam in which he drops his cell phone. Jacke then discovers an incriminating text conversation on Eddy's phone (which was never revealed to Edd until "Safe and Ed") Then she promptly forwarded the text conversation to her phone and deleted her number from Eddy's cell phone texting board for her protection. She then calls Timmy Turner who then contacts Jimmy Neutron (both who have experience in escaping) to help Edd break out of the "good guy" prison. Timmy accepts and PROMISES Jackie that Edd will be free again. Jackie thanked Timmy, but still worried SEVERELY about Edd. Late that night, Jackie couldn't sleep as she lied on her bed sobbing in DEEP concern for Edd. She performs "Set Me Free" to express her confidence that Edd will soon be with her. After the song, she suddenly sees flashing police lights then hears a brief siren outside her window. She goes to her window to see a police car passing by her house. Minutes later, she gets a text from Timmy who tells her Edd was brought home safe and sound by his Uncle, Officer Robert Barone (from Everybody Loves Raymond). Jackie in tears of happiness and relief sends Timmy a text in return expressing her TRUE GRATITUDE. Jackie then receives a text from Edd apologizing for his belated response and if she could come visit him the following day. Jackie smiles and returns the text thinking to herself and finally after sending Edd her text, she was able to fall asleep knowing Edd is home safe and sound.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved from Scrap (Ringo Starr, US)
 * 2) A New Friend for Thomas (Ringo Starr, US)
 * 3) Four Little Engines (Michael Angelis)
 * 4) Salty's Secret (Michael Angelis)
 * 5) Bad Day at Castle Loch (Michael Angelis)

Song

 * Set Me Free (Performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Jackie and her family arriving to Peach Creek with the moving vans)

Quote 2

 * Jackie: *sobbing when she thinks Edd has forgotten or lost interest in seeing her*
 * (Mr. Conductor [Ringo Starr] appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Are you alright, young lady?
 * Jackie (tears in her eyes): *looks up and gasps softly* Who are you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Ah, you must be new to the cul-de-sac. I've met everyone here in Peach Creek. At least I THOUGHT I met everyone here because here you are and I've NEVER met you before. Therefore, I could ask YOU the same question. What's your name?
 * Jackie (tears in her eyes; shyly):...I'm...Jacqueline...Jack...Jackie...!
 * Mr. Conductor: Or is it...Jacqueline Jack Jackie? And you may call me Mr. Conductor.
 * Jackie: Oh, Mr. Conductor! I...wait...you don't look like the Mr. Conductor I met back at Shining Time Station. (referring to the STSTFCE episode, "Once Upon a Time" and the EENEVSTS episode, "Billy Saves the Day")
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh! You must mean my cousin! He usually comes here to see what his lads, the Eds or the rest of the cul-de-sac lads and lasses are up to. What may I ask brings you here?
 * Jackie: Well, my family and I just moved here! I'll be living on my own while they live down the lane by the Candy Store. When I settled in, despite I wasn't COMPLETELY unpacked, I thought I'd look to visit one of the Peach Creek kids who I met back at Shining Time Station when I was only there for the Moonlight Concert (referring to Edd and the EENEVSTS episode, "Billy Saves the Day"), but he hasn't responded to my texts and I haven't been able to find him! I'm worried he's...lost interest in seeing me...! (voice cracks)
 * Mr. Conductor: Ah, I gather you're talking about Eddward! His friends and parents have been looking all over for him lately! He seemed to have disappeared one day. My cousin is actually on Wilson Way seeking help to find him.
 * Jackie: Wilson Way? What's that?
 * Mr. Conductor: It's where some friends of ours who are imaginary, but VISIBLE live in a Foster house simply known as "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends". A place where kids who have outgrown their imaginary friends drop them off and are put up for adoption when they don't want or need them anymore and are given to somebody else who is in NEED of an imaginary friend they can get along with.
 * Jackie: Sounds like a nice place.
 * Mr. Conductor: It is. My cousin knew Mac AND its most well-known residents, Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Frankie Foster, Mr. Herriman AND its founder, Madame Foster before I did. You see, young lad Mac was told to give up his imaginary friend, Bloo when he grew too old for him, but didn't want to give him away. So after an adventure AND agreement, Bloo was allowed to live at Foster's and NEVER be adopted as long as Mac visited hime each and every day! (in unison, we flash to various footage of each said character Mr. Conductor names AND footage of the Foster's Pilot TV movie, "House of Bloo's")
 * (We then flashback to Jackie and Mr. Conductor)
 * Jackie: That's wonderful for them, but...(sadly gasps) What about Edd?! What if he's forgotten me or doesn't care about meeting me anymore?! (cries into her hands)
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't worry, Jackie. I know Edd far too well. He's very HONEST, CARING AND KEEPS A PROMISE. ESPECIALLY to someone who is new to the cul-de-sac. Those are important qualities in a friend. Just like my other friend who is ALSO named Edward!
 * Jackie: The blue engine? From the Island of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Exactly! This reminds me of when he once made a new friend who was in a HORRIBLE predicament!
 * Jackie: *soft gasp* What happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'll tell you the story because it has a sad beginning, but a happy ending. Maybe it will cheer us both up! (blows whistle and "Saved From Scrap" [US] begins)

Quote 3

 * (After "Bad Day At Castle Loch")
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm off again. I'm going to look and see to finding Eddward myself. Goodbye, Jackie! I'll see you soon, and please stay calm, and hope will guide you to finding Eddward! Goodbye! *disappears*
 * Jackie (sadly): Goodbye, Mr. Conductor. *sniffles* Oh, my poor Edd.... *sobs and sniffles while covering her face*
 * (Just then, Rudy walked up to her)
 * Rudy: Jackie!
 * Jackie: Oh...*sniffles* hi, Rudy. Haven't seen you for some time.
 * Rudy: Likewise. Mr. Conductor told me about his friend, Edd missing and that this cul-de-sac is where he lives so he asked me to come here to help look for him. You hear about Edd missing too?
 * Jackie: I did, Rudy. I don't know where he could be!
 * Rudy: Well, Penny, Snap and I have been using different chalkboards through Chalkzone to find where he could be. No sign of him, BUT we did come across Mojo Jojo and the RowdyRuff Boys in his observatory laughing evilly how they imprisoned Edd in this "good guy" prison built by Mr. Conductor's evil twin on an unknown land and heard mention of "some kid with a sock on his head"!
 * Jackie: *soft gasp* That's Edd!
 * Rudy: Yeah, except no one knows where it's located. BUT, I did manage to swipe one of these business cards for the prison he had lying around, presumably for bad guys to hand out to other bad guys if they want to imprison good guys. (in unison, hands it to Jackie)
 * Jackie: *gasps softly at the sight of the card* A "good guy" prison...?!
 * Rudy: Yeah. Only downside is they didn't print the address on it only the contact information. They even fixed it so that no one can hoogle (spoof of "Google") the number and uncover the prison's location. My guess is the organization is top secret and they don't want friends of imprisoned good guys found so they have to contact the "good guy" prison to have them arrested NO charge! I sure hope we can do something to break Edd out.
 * Jackie: Wait! I bet Jimmy Neutron can scan the card AND find WHERE the "good guy" prison is! I've never met him myself, but remember his friend, Nick Dean told us all about him during his time at Shining Time Station!?(reference to "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition" despite Jimmy Neutron was never mentioned within the series)
 * Rudy: That's a great idea! That Jimmy Neutron sounds REAL brilliant when it comes to being advanced!
 * Jackie: Thanks, Rudy. It was nice seeing you again.
 * Rudy: Likewise. But, I gotta hit it back to Plainsville. Later! (exits scene)
 * Jackie: Bye, Rudy...*sighs sadly*
 * Eddy (voice only): ED!!!!
 * Jackie (sadly): *gasps*
 * Eddy: *screams in anger while running after Ed, unaware that his iPhone dropped*
 * Ed (while running / in unison to Eddy screaming and running after him): Run, Jib!!!!
 * Jackie (sadly): I must pick up this phone and return this to Eddy-- *then she sees an incriminating text, and gasps in horror* (to herself) I don't believe this...how could he?! What a traitorous monster! I gotta screenshot and text this to my phone. (does so) Now I just need to delete my screenshot photo, my number on his phone and texting board!! *does so, and quickly calls Timmy on his cell phone*
 * (Timmy answers and appears on a split screen)
 * Timmy: Hey, Jackie! What's up?
 * Jackie: Timmy...I need to send you something...
 * Timmy (calmly): Oh, sure thing. What is it, Jackie?
 * Jackie (in tears) You know how Edd's been missing lately? *nervous gulp*
 * Timmy: Yeah. Mr. Conductor told me of Edd's mysterious disappearance!
 * Jackie: Well, Rudy gave me some business card for a "good guy" prison. Wish for it into your hand.
 * Timmy: Alright, (to his watch) I wish I had the "good guy" prison business card Jackie has.
 * (The card then appears in his hand)
 * Timmy (looking at the card): Oh man!
 * Jackie: I know! We gotta do something to help him escape! But FIRST, we need to know WHERE the "good guy" prison is located! Jimmy Neutron could scan the card and find where the "good guy" prison is!
 * Timmy: Say no more, Jackie! I have experience in escaping and Jimmy Neutron's an old bud of mine AND a pro at escaping too! His friend, Cindy Vortex even guided me through that giant robotic Goddard monster that ate me and ALMOST even digested me! (referring to the "Jimmy Timmy Power Hour") PLUS, I've even seen "The Shawshank Redemption!" I'll text him and tell him the sitch! Then I'll sneak out late tonight using my "poofer" (from the Jimmy Timmy Power/Hour) that Jimmy modified to transport me to his lab and guide Edd through his jailbreak! Jailbreaks are ALWAYS successful at night like in the movies!
 * Jackie: Oh, thank you SO MUCH, Timmy! You have no idea how much this means to me!
 * Timmy: Trust me, Jackie. I do. Edd's our friend! I'll give you the word WHEN Edd is free! I PROMISE to break him out, Jackie.
 * Jackie:  Thank you, Timmy! A thousand times thank you! Bye! (hangs up) (to herself) Timmy's never let me down before...he and Jimmy Neutron MUST rescue my Edd!
 * (Late that night where Jackie was lying in her bed WIDE awake...)
 * Jackie: I should be asleep now, but I just can't stop thinking about Edd! *sighs worriedly and sobs* Please be ok...Edd...*inhales and exhales with concern*...I NEED to know that you'll be free...!
 * (Jackie then performs "Set Me Free")
 * (After Song, red and blue lights flash outside Jackie's window while a police siren breifly blared)
 * Jackie: Huh?
 * (She sees a police car drive by her house)
 * (Minutes later, Jackie receives a text from Timmy)
 * Timmy (voice only as Jackie reads his text): Jailbreak a success! My Uncle Robert (from Everybody Loves Raymond) just dropped Edd off at his house! He's back in the cul-de-sac!
 * (Jackie sighs/tears up with relief and happiness and returns the text to thank Timmy as well as to thank Jimmy Neutron for her too)
 * (Just then, Jackie received a text from Edd)
 * Edd (voice only as Jackie reads his text): Hello, Jackie, I am VERY, TRULY sorry for the EXTREMELY belated response to your MANY texts. Although I do appreciate your DEEP and TRUE concern for me. It's a LONG story for my lack of responding to you. However, a reliable source has told me you just arrived to the cul-de-sac. By the time you read this, since I would have only HAD sent this text rather late in the evening I might add, could I see you today?
 * (Jackie smiles and returns his text)
 * Jackie (in her mind): He's gonna be surprised to receive this text sooner than he thinks. (sends text)
 * (Finally, Jackie was able to sleep knowing Edd had been freed and was home safe and sound)
 * (Episode ends)

Plot

 * Ed, Edd and Eddy discover Jimmy Neutron, boy genius along with his friends, Carl, Sheen, Cindy and Libby stranded when his hovercar malfunctions. Jimmy along with Edd work on repairing it and Mr. Conductor tells stories about inventions new and helpful to the engines on Sodor. When they finally get home safely in Jimmy's fixed hovercar, they suddenly find out the death of Jimmy's longtime friend and hero, Spock on television. Mr. Conductor helps the gang pay tribute to the fallen comrade with the funeral scene (as seen in "Star Trek 2").

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Terence the Tractor (George Carlin)
 * 3) The Fogman (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Dunkin' Duncan (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Special Funnel (George Carlin)

Song

 * Amazing Grace

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with the Eds walking through the forest.)
 * Edd: Isn't it magnificent? All the splendors of nature.
 * Ed: *gulp* I think I swallowed a bug.
 * Eddy: What else is new?
 * (Then a gray line of smoke appeared in front of Edd.)
 * Edd: Is that smoke I smell?!
 * Eddy: It's probably coming from Lumpy.
 * Ed: Missed too many laundry days for that, Eddy.
 * Edd: Quickly! Where there's smoke, there's fire!
 * Eddy: Forget this! (turns to leave)
 * Ed: Don't go, Eddy!
 * (in unison, Ed pounces on Eddy.)
 * Ed: Mother Nature needs us!
 * (The Eds follow the smell until they came across five kids)
 * Jimmy: Gas planet! The hovercar's out of order!
 * Cindy: Leave it to Nerdtron to get us stranded!
 * Carl: Jimmy, my mom's gonna be really mad if I come home too late.
 * Sheen: Never fear, Carl! My animal-like instincts will help us find the way back to Retroville!
 * Libby: Get real, Sheen. You'll only get us more lost! Besides, we're WAY too far from Retroville to travel on foot now!
 * Edd: Pardon me, perhaps my fellows and I can be of assistance.
 * Ed: Why is the big-headed kid wearing a chocolate mousse for a hat?
 * Jimmy: Hey!
 * Eddy: (laughing) Good one, Ed! (laughs more)
 * Edd: Gentlemen, please. My name is Eddward, although some people refer to me as Double-D.
 * Cindy (to Libby): He's kinda cute.
 * Libby: Yeah. And who says beanie caps went out of style?!
 * (Jimmy glares in jealousy)
 * Ed: My name's Ed! And this is my lucky cheese chunk, Sheldon...Uh, Junior!
 * Sheen: Cool! That's just like this one episode of Ultra-Lord where he fights a giant cheese chunk!
 * Carl: I can't eat too much cheese at a time. It makes me bloaty.
 * Eddy: And I'm Eddy.
 * Sheen: Wow! How did you all get the same name?! Tell me your secret!!!
 * Libby: Oh, brother...
 * Edd: Why, it's only a coincidence.
 * Eddy: Yeah, yeah, coinky-dink! Anyway, need that flying inflatable tube fixed? We'll fix it for just a few measly quarters.
 * Edd: Eddy, please!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: I was just visiting some bird friends of mine. I didn't expect to see you guys here today.
 * Carl: (screams) A TINY MAN PERSON!!!!
 * Jimmy: Pukin' Pluto!
 * Edd: Remain calm. This is our friend, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: The pleasure's all mine. Who are you kids?
 * Edd: Why, that's right. We never caught your names.
 * Sheen: I'm Ultra-Sheen!
 * Carl: Well, my name is Carl Wheezer...
 * Cindy: Cindy Vortex.
 * Libby: Just call me Libby or...Libs for short.
 * Jimmy: And I'm Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius.
 * Edd: Neutron? Pardon me, Jimmy. Are you familiar with a boy named Timmy Turner?
 * Jimmy: Yes. He and I had our rough roads. (referring to their rivalry in the first 2 Jimmy/Timmy Power Hour specials) Nowadays, we're close friends. Every now and then he stumbles or should I say transports to our town called Retroville.
 * Ed: What's a Retroville?
 * Jimmy: Well, Ed, I can certainly show you what our town is like...if I can fix my hover cart!
 * Edd: I'll gladly assist free of charge!
 * Mr. Conductor: That's very generous of you, Edd. And you know, Jimmy, a hovercar's a very interesting invention. And there are many inventions on the Island of Sodor that have helped the engines.
 * Libby: The Island of what now?
 * Ed: It's a place full of talking choo-choos!
 * Cindy: Yeah and I've been to the land of talking pets!
 * (Cindy and Libby laugh)
 * Edd: But it IS a very real place, ladies.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. While the hovercar's being repaired, I'll tell you all about the time with Thomas and a jet engine!
 * Carl: Oooo...sounds interesting.
 * Eddy: Snore!
 * Ed: Shush!
 * Mr. Conductor: And now that I have your attention...(blows whistle and "Thomas and the Jet Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * (the gang finally arrives home and gets settled in the Neutron's house)
 * Edd: My. This house is a very, very, very fine house. (reference to the song "Our House" by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young)
 * Ed: Bathroom, Double-D!
 * Cindy: Just look for the room with the toilet, Bozo!
 * Ed: Okie dokie!
 * (Everyone begins gathering snacks)
 * Sheen: I can't wait for the space outlaw movie! I heard an Ultra-Lord actor was in one scene for a brief moment! I WILL spot it!!
 * Libby: You'd travel the galaxy for Ultra-Lord.
 * Sheen: Is that a challenge?!
 * Eddy (to the microwave): Hurry up, you slowpoke popcorn!
 * Cindy (to Edd): You're a genius too, huh?
 * Edd: Well, I most certainly am knowledgeable.
 * Cindy: Really? You make any inventions of your own?
 * Edd: I have, most however usually fail miserably.
 * Cindy: You wouldn't mind if I gave you a hand with inventions sometime? (bats eyes)
 * Edd (nervously while sweating): Well, I- I-
 * Cindy: Come on, you're not embarrassed to have a girl help ar-
 * Jimmy (voice only): NOOOOOOO!!!!
 * Edd: Oh, dear! A shriek of terror!
 * Ed (coming out of the bathroom): Dad's home!
 * (The Eds and the Neutron gang run into Jimmy's living room)
 * Jimmy (crying): I just...don't...believe it...(cries)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Are you all right, Jimmy?
 * Carl: Gee, Jimmy, I haven't heard a scream that loud since my mom saw that awful rash I had once.
 * Jimmy: I just heard on the news, Mr. Spock has...has...
 * Libby: What, Jimmy?!
 * Sheen: He fell down a well?!
 * Ed: Got grounded?!
 * Cindy: Oh, you two are so clueless! (calmy to Jimmy) What happened to him, Jimmy?
 * Jimmy: He-He-He died!!! (bawls) He was not only a space hero, but a great longtime friend and ROLE MODEL of mine! *sad gasps* He was also famous for his Vulkan salute!
 * Edd: Oh, dear! My most sincere apologies, Jimmy! I'm sorry your friend has passed on!
 * Sheen: NO!!!! Not the guy who's half-guy, half-alien who fights evildoers with his other space troops!
 * Jimmy (in a crying way): I'm afraid Mr. Spock IS the person half-human, half alien you just mentioned, Sheen. *sobs*
 * Ed (sadly): I have a feeling inside me and it isn't fresh linen!
 * Eddy: Who cares?! Spacemen are for jerks! They aren't even that great! I don't even care if that stupid quack of a spaceman was half-guy, half-mutant!
 * Jimmy (hysterically crying): HE WAS THE GREATEST DEFENDER OF THE GALAXY, MAN!!!! *bawls covering face*
 * Edd: *loud horrified gasp* Eddy, how could you?! This couldn't be a more inappropriate time for your belligerence!
 * Cindy: Yeah, Edd's right. You really are a jerk. And poor Neutron is SEVERELY hurt and saddened. *takes soap and and washes her mouth out as she did in "Raise The Oozy Scab"*
 * Edd (gives Jimmy a tissue to wipe his tears in unison): Tell me, Jimmy. What can we do that will make everything all right?
 * Cindy: Well, we can all watch... the entire "Star Trek" series (from the 1960's) and the first 2 "Star Trek" movies ...if that...cheers Ner-Neutron up.
 * Jimmy (with tears in eyes): I would appreciate that. Thanks. *sniffs*
 * Edd: And I think we should respectfully observe in a moment of silence in memory of the late great Mr. Spock. *all pause and bow their heads in a moment of silence as the funeral scene plays on T.V along with "Amazing Grace"* *scene cuts to when Mr. Spock's casket shoots into space and goes Godspeed into the Heavens* *song ends and so does the episode*

Trivia

 * This episode is a tribute in loving memory of Leonard Nimoy (1931-2015).

Plot

 * Timmy and Bubbles are bullied by Mitch on the internet. Bubbles cries and Timmy tried to sooth her hurt feelings. Mr. Conductor appears and tells both of them stories about bullies on The Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 2) Diesel Does It Again
 * 3) Special Attraction
 * 4) Steamroller
 * 5) Bulgy

Song

 * Te Hice Mal (Sung By Los Temerarios)

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Timmy and Bubbles in Bubbles' room on hers, Blossom and Buttercup's computer)
 * Bubbles: And this is where you feed the chickens in your virtual farm.
 * Timmy: Wow, Bubbles, Spacebook sounds awesome! No wonder it's so popular. I should TOTALLY make an account for myself too. Hopefully, my parents are cool with me joining, what with the dangers there are of posting online and-
 * (Just then a message sound was heard on Bubbles' private messages)
 * Bubbles: Ooh! A new message! *Sees who it's from* It's from Mitch!
 * Timmy: You mean that jerk that always makes melee at your school? He's one of your friends on this website?
 * Bubbles: Yes. I wonder what he wants. Maybe he wants to play
 * (She opens Mitch's message showing a mean picture he drew of her on virtual paint)
 * Bubbles: *screams*
 * (Then Mitch posted a message in addition to the picture.)
 * Bubbles: *reading* Gee, Bubbles I never realized how much this picture captures the real you. *lip quivers and cries*
 * Timmy: *horrified gasp* Who's that kid think he is?! Bubbles, don't let a picture Mitch made of you hurt you like that. You look nothing like the picture here.
 * (Just then another message from Mitch appeared and Timmy opened it)
 * Timmy: *reading* And here's one of your boyfriend with the big tooth. [to himself; blushes] Boyfriend...? (Looks at the picture seeing he was drawn as a beaver with his shirt, hair, blue eyes, eyebrows and hat)
 * Timmy: Hey! My tooth's not THAT big!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Having troubles, kids?
 * Bubbles: *with tears in her eyes* Bully troubles.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, so Mitch is playing the bully game.
 * Timmy: You said it, Mr. C.
 * Bubbles: *sniffles* What's the bully game, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you see there are some people who push other people around because it makes them feel important. It's a mean sort of game that bullies play. But you can play your own game, you two. Show Mitch you can stand up for your rights without picking a fight.
 * Bubbles: What would the engines on the Island of Sodor do?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a thought. You two remember Diesel don't you? When he first arrived on the Island of Sodor?
 * Timmy: Yeah, that punk on wheels that always makes trouble for the engines. I can't stand his attitude!
 * Bubbles: Me neither! He's just as big of a bully as Mitch!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you both the story of him again. It might help us think of how we can resolve Mitch's virtual bullying. (blows whistle and "Pop Goes the Diesel" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Bulgy")
 * Timmy: Hah! That TOTALLY taught Bulgy a lesson.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed. And after that, Bulgy never bullied the engines again.... well for a while at least.
 * Timmy: I think I just got an idea to solve our bully problem. Bubbles, are you still on Spacebook?
 * Bubbles: *sniff sniff* I'm still on, Timmy... *sad gasps* still recieving bully messages.... *cries*
 * Timmy: Let me on there for a minute, Bubs. *takes over computer for Bubbles and clicks the "report" logo by Mitch's Spacebook name* Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: *looks up at Timmy* *sad gasps* Yes, Timmy? *sad gasps*
 * Timmy: I just reported Mitch to Spacebook!
 * (Just then a private message shows up reminding them that Mitch was gone from Spacebook)
 * Bubbles: Yay!!!! *hugs Timmy tightly* OH, TIMMY!!!! THANK YOU!!!! I COULD'VE NEVER FELT ANY HAPPIER!!!!!
 * Timmy: *Face blushes bright red* Say, Bubbles umm....Rudy and Snap are over at Townsville park with Blossom and Buttercup. My friends, Cow and Chicken who you and the others met a few days ago are there too. Wanna go over and play catch with them?
 * Bubbles: At least they're not bullies. How about you Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Maybe later. I have to take care of Poof until Cosmo and Wanda get back. Bye! *disappears*
 * (just then a post came on Bubbles' Spacebook from her female friend [who was abused a lot by Mitch] from Pokey Oaks Kindergarten [Bubbles' former school])
 * Bubbles: Oh! Robin (referring to the character from the Powerpuff Girls episode, "Super Friends") tagged me in her newest post!
 * Timmy: Robin? You mean the same Robin you say Mitch bullied a lot when you were still in Pokey Oaks Kindergarten?
 * Bubbles: Yes. That's her. Let's see what this new post is about. (clicks post notification which redirects them to the post on Robin's timeline and Bubbles reads it) "Hi, friends. I recently heard Mitch is no longer on Spacebook. I was so happy when somebody finally got his account suspended to end his cyber-bulling towards us. So, as a way of celebrating, I'm sharing this song with everyone and anyone under my friends list who was bullied by Mitch."
 * Timmy: Wow. That's real nice of Robin to do that. What's this song she's linked us to, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: Only one way to find out. (clicks ViewTube link and as the video begins, the Spacebook layout dissolved transitioning us to "Te Hice Mal")

Trivia

 * The website, "Spacebook" in this episode is a spoof of the real life websites, MySpace and Facebook and the website, "ViewTube" is the Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends spoof of the real life website, Youtube.

Plot

 * Spongebob, Squidward, Sandy and Patrick end up in the cul-de-sac thanks to a teleportation invention by Sandy. The Eds were surprised that they were talking to sea creatures and a squirrel. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about engines who've had experiences with fish.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper (George Carlin)
 * 2) Fish (George Carlin)
 * 3) Something In The Air (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin)
 * 5) Something Fishy (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Underwater Sun (performed by Lux Interior; The Bird Brains)

Quotes

 * Sandy: Well, I'll be! We're in some kind of suburban cul-de-sac.
 * Spongebob: *gasp* Sandy! I need water!
 * Squidward: And me! *gags*
 * Patrick: Me 4! *chokes*
 * Edd: Gracious! Let me assist!
 * Ed: Allow me, Double-D!
 * (Ed sprays Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward with a hose)
 * Edd: Ed, No!
 * (Edd helps Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward to Sarah and Jimmy's kiddie pool)
 * Squidward: Ahhhh...Much better.
 * Spongebob: That was a close one. Thank you, kind sir.

Quote 2

 * Spongebob: You all should really visit us underwater sometime. There's so much to do.
 * Eddy: Like drown? (laughs)
 * Edd: Eddy-! What exactly IS there within your underwater home?
 * Spongebob: Mr. Conductor, would you kindly do the honors so we can show our new friends the kinds of things our home has to offer?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm ready, willing and able, Spongebob! (blows whistle and "Underwater Sun" begins)

Trivia

 * Sandy along with Edd's help come up with an invention that will allow Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton and other sea creatures to walk and breathe on dry land. This also foreshadows Jimmy Neutron's similar invention revealed in "Krusty Eds"
 * This episode is dedicated to Lux Interior (1946-2009).

Plot

 * Bubbles, Timmy, Edd, Ed, and Eddy visit the Barones ("Everybody Loves Raymond") in Long Island. Marie Barone was cooking her huge bulk of food (like always), and Ray was reading the sports section in the newspaper with the gang at the table. Suddenly, Marie's always grumpy husband Frank Barone ran into the house, and tried to lock out his son, NYPD Officer, Robert Barone who was trying to give him a ticket for a traffic violation, but was unsuccessful. Next morning at breakfast, Frank was caught reading the newspaper at the table by Marie and Frank tried lying his way to the paper by pretending that he was going to "shave his head". The gang (except Eddy who didn't care) at the table tried convincing Frank that he should follow rules after what happened that morning and the night before with the traffic ticket given by his son. Raymond (asking for more milk) enters the house and joins in. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories of what happens if rules are disobeyed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Breaks the Rules (George Carlin)
 * 2) Bill, Ben and Fergus (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Duck Takes Charge (George Carlin)
 * 4) Percy Takes the Plunge (George Carlin)
 * 5) Down the Mine (George Carlin)

Song

 * Rules and Regulations

Quotes

 * (Episode opens inside the Barones' house at 6:00 pm.)
 * Ray: So Tim, you think the NY Rangers will pull it off tonight?
 * Timmy: Me and Bubbles are really NY Islanders fans but we can watch the game with you later.
 * Eddy: Like I give.
 * Ed: Like fruitcakes? *laugh track*
 * Edd: Eddy, please mind your manners, and Ed, please desist with the silly talk.
 * Ed: Like bendy-straws? *laugh track*
 * Edd: Puh-lease! *laugh track*
 * (Frank runs in through the back door)
 * Frank: Get away from me! *tries locking Robert out, pushing the door against him / laugh track*
 * Ray: Dad! Dad! What are you doing?! What's the matter with you?!
 * Frank: "Big Shot Cop" over here wants to give me a ticket! *laugh track*
 * Robert: *pushes Frank out of the way of the door and enters* I don't want to, Dad! I HAVE to!
 * Frank: What for?!
 * Robert: You hit my patrol car! *laugh track*
 * Frank: It ain't my fault! The car shouldn't have been there!
 * Robert: On the street?! *laugh track*

Trivia

 * This episode will have a laugh track (similar to the real show "Everybody Loves Raymond").


 * This episode is dedicated in loving memories of Peter Boyle (1935-2006), and Doris Roberts (1925-2016).

Plot

 * Eddy, Ed, Buttercup, Bloo, Bart and Chicken all want to see a movie that's rated R, but are refused admission. Terrence, Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney show up with fake IDs (except Kearney who is above legal age and has a real ID) to get themselves in and rub it in the gang's faces. Infuriated, the gang complains about older people getting to do what they can't. Mr. Conductor shows up and tells stories about the engines' rivalry of being big and small to cheer them up. Edd, Blossom, Bubbles and Mac joined in after "Thomas Gets Tricked" and Lisa and Cow after "Trouble in the Shed". In the end, Terrence and the other bullies (including Kearney by mistake) were found out by an usher and booted from the theater, and Edd encouaged the gang to watch "SENNA" (PG-13) instead of the rated R movie. Surprsingly Ed loved racecars and wanted to see it, but Eddy didn't.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) Tenders and Turntables
 * 3) Trouble in the Shed
 * 4) A Proud Day for James
 * 5) Thomas Saves the Day

Song

 * "Se (Cinema Paradiso)" performed by Jackie Evancho, inspiring in her preview the gang what kids can do just like adults.

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with a poster for "Robot Rebel Ranch 2" advertised outside the movie theater)
 * Eddy: There it is, boys.
 * Buttercup: Ahem!
 * Eddy (numbly): And Buttercup...
 * Ed: Robot Rebel Ranch 2! This'll be so cool!
 * Chicken: Yeah, if we can get in that is. Look. (directs the gang's attention to the rating)
 * Bart: *groan* R-rated? What's the rating stand for? Ridiculous rules?
 * Bloo: That's what I bet it stands for too!
 * Ed: AAAAAHHH!! It's not fair!
 * Eddy: Guys, guys. I got the plan all up here. (points to his head) Ed, you're the tallest so...
 * (Scene fades to ticket booth)
 * Ed (to Squeaky Voice Teen): Hello, my good...um...(looks at his hand which had the word "man" along with the previous words to his line written down) man. Tickets for Robot Rebel Ranch 2 please. One adult and...um...3, no 4 children.
 * Bloo: It's six including you, you dip!
 * Bart: BLOO!
 * Buttercup: You and your big mouth!
 * Squeaky Voice Teen: I'm sorry, young man. No kids allowed to see Robot Rebel Ranch 2.
 * (The gang goes out the door of the theater)
 * Eddy: AAAAAUUUGGGHH!!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT, BLOO!
 * Chicken: Why'd you have to open your horse trap?!
 * Bloo: I don't- UGH! I don't know! I forgot or something! All right?!
 * Eddy: And I thought Ed would have blown it.
 * Ed: I played a good father, didn't I, Eddy?
 * Eddy: *rolls his eyes*
 * (Just then Terrence, Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney entered the scene)
 * Nelson: Hey, Simpson.
 * Bart (nervously): Oh, uh...hey, N-Nelson. H-How are you and your c-chums doing?
 * Nelson: Don't worry, we don't have you scheduled for a beating today.
 * Jimbo: We're seeing...
 * All 5 Bullies: ROBOT REBEL RANCH 2!
 * Eddy: How are you even gonna get in?! It's R-rated!
 * Dolph: Two words: Fake IDs.
 * Kearney: Except me. I can already see movies for my age group.
 * Terrence: Have fun crying out here, Losers!
 * Buttercup: Why you-!
 * Eddy: Let me at 'em!
 * Bloo: Ooooooo-!!! I'll show you! (all 3 attempt to attack Terrence, but were stopped by Ed and Bart)
 * Ed (holding Eddy and Buttercup): NO, GUYS!
 * Bart (restraining Bloo): Bloo, dude, chill!
 * Buttercup: Give me five minutes with those stupid boys!
 * Chicken: Forget it, B.C. They ain't worth it.
 * (The gang groans)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, guys. What are you doing out here? From the looks of it, you'd have a lot more fun in there!
 * Eddy: Fat chance, Mr. C. There's only good movie in there and we can't see it! I HATE RATINGS!
 * Ed: But, Eddy, the first one was so g-
 * Buttercup: He doesn't mean stars, Ed.
 * Bloo: Ugh! Adults get all the good stuff!
 * Eddy: Are you kidding?! Being a kid is way better! It's the movies they're hogging!
 * Bart: And sometimes, it isn't just what it's rated that adults don't let kids see movies they want. (reference to The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie")
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the grownups are doing you a favor. Kids such as you are impressionable when it comes to movies. And seeing a movie unsuited for your ages could cause a bad reputation for the theater. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Thomas and Gordon?
 * Ed: Were the choo-choos sad they couldn't see the space outlaws beat the robot bounty hunters again, Mr. C?!
 * Eddy: Do you ever turn off, Ed?!
 * Chicken: Yeesh. And I thought Cow was stupid.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the engines don't watch movies, but Thomas was being cheeky to the big engine. I'll tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Tricked" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Thomas Saves the Day")
 * (gang sees the bullies on the ground)
 * Edd: Guess they weren't old enough to watch the movie.
 * Buttercup: Good! Those busters deserved to get the boot!
 * Eddy: Ain't so old now, eh Jimbo?!
 * Jimbo: This is all your fault, Kearney! Fake IDs couldn't even get us to watch the beginning of that Space Outlaw movie!!!!
 * Kearney: Why blame me?! Those losers in the theater mistook my age! AIN'T MY FAULT!
 * Jimbo: Everything's your fault, Kearney--!
 * *gang runs into the theater to avoid chaos in unison*
 * Bart: Good thing we weren't a part of that junk.
 * Eddy: Oh, yeah?! We can't even see that outlaw movie if we wanted to!
 * Ed: I want movie now!
 * Edd: *sees the "SENNA" movie logo on the wall* I'll get us to see a movie.
 * Buttercup: Better not be about rainbows and puppies!
 * Edd: Buttercup, manners please. Thank you.
 * Edd: Pardon me, Sir. I need tickets please to see "Senna". *Shows ID showing that he turned 14 years old on the same day*
 * Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Will you supervise them?
 * Edd: Absolutely. Thank you, Sir.
 * Eddy: Well Sockhead, are we gonna see a movie or not?!
 * Edd: In the matter of fact, we ARE gonna see a movie.
 * Ed: Is it the Monster Movie?!
 * Eddy: Well is it?!
 * Bart: Cool your jets, Eddy, relax.
 * Edd: We are going to see "Senna".
 * Ed: MOTOR-CARS!!!!!
 * Eddy: Yeah right! There's no way I'm seeing some movie with some racer I'M NO FAN OF!!!!!!
 * Edd: But Senna helped keep Formula 1 safe, despite fines and penalties.
 * Mac: Yeah, and if I competed under that Jean-Marie Balestre, I wouldn't have even been here.
 * Eddy: Lousy no good... *groans* WHY DOES LIFE DO THESE THINGS TO ME?!!
 * Blossom: You can't always get what you want, Eddy.
 * Bart: Yeah, Blossom's right, squirt. Calm your 3 hairs and suck it up. It's only PG-13, and Double-D turned 14 today.
 * Ed: That means... a birthday party! Where's the cake?! And is it gravy frosting?!
 * Bloo: Blech! I prefer a nice CHOCOLATE cake thank you.
 * Bubbles: You'll get some after the movie.
 * Cow: And I'll be happy to provide the milk (moos as she shakes her utter)
 * (Scene fades into the theater watching the previews)
 * Announcer: On May 22nd, someone very special will take the stage inside the Springfield Center with her strong devotion for movies.... and it'll be a magical night no one will forget in a lifetime.(shows the opening to Jackie Evancho's rendition of "Se (Cinema Paradiso)")
 * Eddy: What?! That stupid Ev-nobo?! SHE'S whose coming to Spritzfield Center--?!
 * Lisa: *shushes Eddy and covers his mouth* [whispering] First of all, it's Springfield, and second you need to be quiet. You're in a movie theater!
 * Eddy: *irritated groan; slouches in his seat*
 * [Jackie Evancho performs "Se (Cinema Paradiso)" on the movie screen]
 * Edd (as the instrumental break is heard In the background / to himself / with hearts popping around him): Awwwww..... my precious Jackie.... I adore her so much..... her always/beautiful voice and kind-hearted, loving, honest, respectful personality really makes me desire to love and adore her more.....
 * Jackie (on screen / singing): Di Quelle instante insieme a te.... non so se sia magia.... o loyalta...... *proceeds in the rest of the song*
 * Announcer: Jackie Evancho.... coming soon to Springfield. *episode ends*

Plot

 * Edd and Timmy were asked to perform at the Lucy's Leap Opera House to sing opera (ever since the aftermath of Edd's throat surgery and Timmy's tonsil removal 2 months prior to the dilemma as a reference to the wiki-special, "Il Sogno: In Concert ), but they along with Bubbles who they were bringing as their special guest missed their last train to Lucy's Leap on the fair grounds. Timmy and Edd blamed Eddy for selling them faulty bikes and hurting poor Bubbles (falling off her bike). Bubbles became emotionally upset and Timmy and Edd tried soothing her hurt feelings. After hearing Timmy saying that he hoped that he and his friends should find ways to chase the train, Mr. Conductor told stories about chases on the Island Of Sodor

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase (George Carlin)
 * 2) Old Iron (George Carlin)
 * 3) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) A Big Surprise For Percy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) A Close Shave For Duck (George Carlin)

Song

 * Il Mare Calmo Della Sera

Quote 1

 * (Train pulls out)
 * Bubbles: Wait for us!!!!
 * Edd: STOP!!!! DESIST!!!!
 * Timmy: WAIT!!!! Stop the train!!!! DARN IT!!!!
 * (All 3 arrive in Shining Time Station)
 * Edd: Well, my friends. We've just missed our last train to Lucy's Leap.
 * Timmy: And it's all stupid Eddy's fault!!!! Our audience is gonna complain and it's because of that scheming dork!!!!
 * Bubbles: *whimpers then cries*
 * Timmy: Bubbles? You all right?
 * Edd: Bubbles, what's wrong?
 * Bubbles: I'm sad that I can't have a good time hearing your wonderful singing... *weeps*
 * Timmy: (kindly) Awww.... don't cry Bubbles. You'll make me cry.
 * Edd: Don't worry Bubbles. We'll make it to Lucy's Leap another time.
 * Bubbles: It's not the same... *weeps*
 * Timmy: Here's a tissue, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: (sadly) Thank you, Timmy..... *sobs* *blows her nose*
 * Timmy: If we can only find a way to chase that train.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think chasing a train is such a good idea, Timmy.
 * Edd: How come, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because you need a vehicle!
 * Bubbles: I'd fly us there, but I'm too hurt! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: And sadly, Bertie The Bus is not here to help you out.
 * Timmy: How come Bertie can't help us?
 * Mr. Conductor: He has a radiator problem and is now being mended. Remember when Edward sent him on that wild goose chase? (Blows whistle and "Bertie's Chase" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "A Close Shave For Duck")
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey! I just found out that the Lucy Leap House is adding another concert tomorrow after a complete success in tonight's concert. Thank goodness Michigan J. Frog (from "Looney Tunes") was able to cover for you guys.
 * Timmy (to himself in a moaning way): *moans* Not Michigan J. Frog!!!! Bart ALWAYS annoys me with that "Looney Tunes" episode when that insane guy couldn't get everyone to notice that the stupid annoying frog could sing! *groans* (in reference to the "Looney Tunes" episode "One Froggy Evening") Luckily, I'm not like that obnoxious frog.
 * Edd: A most miraculous relief. I now have another night to rest and conserve my vocal power.
 * Timmy: Then who's gonna rehearse me for tomorrow night while that annoying Michigan J. Frog performs tonight at where we're supposed to be, and you save your pipes, Edd?!
 * Andrea Bocelli (voice only): I rehearse-a you, Timothy.
 * *Andrea Bocelli enters the station*
 * Edd (astonished): Oh my....
 * Bubbles: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
 * Timmy: It's you! You're THE Andrea Bocelli?!
 * Andrea: I am. You correct.
 * Edd: We're big fanatics, Mr. Bocelli.
 * Andrea: And who-a be the tiny figure in-a the conduc-a-tor un-a-form?
 * Timmy: Wait! You can't even see!
 * Edd: He uses braille, Timmy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service. And it's an honor to meet a famous opera singer. My friends, Edd and Timmy here sing opera themselves.
 * Andrea: You no say?
 * Edd: Most assured, Mr. Bocelli.
 * Timmy: Yeah, but the 3 of us missed our train thanks to Eddy's "quality" bikes.
 * Bubbles: And I was looking forward to hearing their wonderful singing. Especially Timmy's. (foreshadowing their future realationship)
 * Andrea Bocelli: Awwww...., you no worry little Bubbles. You'll hear Timothy sing in no time. Please excuse-a-my-English though.
 * Timmy: It's A-OK, Maestro. I understand Italian dialects.
 * Edd: But how is Timmy gonna understand his harmony parts and when he comes in when YOU sing with.
 * Timmy: Uh dude, Andrea knows what he's doing.
 * Andrea: Timothy's right, I know what I gotta do, and Timothy understands.
 * *Andrea Bocelli plays instrumental to "Il mare Calmo Della Sera" on his 5.1 surround sound iPod*
 * (Andrea Bocelli sings beginning until Timmy sings the chorus part)
 * Timmy (singing / first chorus): Se dentro l'anima.... tu fossi musica.... se il sole fosse dentro te, se fossi veramente dentro te, (continues singing)
 * Bubbles (In unison to Timmy's lyric "se il sole fosse dentro te" / to herself) Wow..... Timmy's good. H-H-His voice his beautiful.... *cries* and Andrea's, too....
 * (After last note/lyric with Andrea & Timmy in harmony)
 * (ending quotes and episode ends with Andrea shaking Bubbles and Timmy's hands)

Trivia

 * Andrea Bocelli guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * WWE went to the Peach Creek Arena for WWE Monday Night RAW, and Kevin was chosen as a guest wrestler to face CM Punk. While in the WWE ring, CM Punk gloats and says he's the "Best In The World" Kevin gets angry and confronts Punk. Vince McMahon interrupts their in-ring stare-down and declares a match between CM Punk vs. Kevin for the Main Event. while getting ready as the matches went on, Mr. Conductor helps Kevin keep calm and confident with stories of gloating and doubt on Sodor. Kevin managed to win the match using CM Punk's finishing maneuver known as the GTS (Go To Sleep) against CM Punk, giving the "Best In The World" a taste of his own medicine.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry to the Rescue (George Carlin)
 * 2) Gordon and Spencer (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Rock n Roll (George Carlin)
 * 4) Harvey to the Rescue (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Bowled Out (George Carlin)

Song

 * Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

Quotes

 * (Episode Opens inside the Peach Creek arena with Kevin in the WWE ring holding a WWE mic)
 * Kevin: You know, I feel so honored to step in this ring tonight and face whatever dork that gets in my way and that dork doing so is so gonna get pounded! *crowd cheers and chants "Kevin!"*
 * Michael Cole (WWE Commentator): Wow! Our guest wrestler tonight seems to have a lot of potential!
 * Booker T (WWE Commentator): I wouldn't want to mess with him, dawg!
 * Jerry "The King" Lawler (WWE Commentator): Me neither! Kevin seems quite tough!
 * Kevin: And anyone who steps in this ring-- *CM Punk's theme song and titantron plays on the WWE tron / crowd boos loudly*
 * Michael Cole: OH, NO!
 * Jerry Lawler: Uh oh! Looks like Kevin's got company!
 * CM Punk: *enters the ring and the music fades out* First of all, I came out here to look for some REAL competition, not deal with a shovelchin, and 2nd of all, what are you doing (in a serious tone) IN MY RING? *crowd boos* *scene cuts to the seating*
 * Bart (in unison to the crowd booing): You're a jerk!!!! BOOOO!!!!!
 * Eddy (in unison to the crowd booing): HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!!!! BOOOO!!!!! *scene cuts back to the ring*
 * CM Punk: You see I DESERVE a World Heavyweight title opportunity, and I am getting it THIS Sunday at WRESTLEMANIA 31 when I beat John Cena 1,2,3! You in my opinion are NOT my own size and strength.
 * Crowd: WHAT?!!!!
 * CM Punk: I am the BEST IN THE WORLD.
 * Crowd: WHAT?!!!!
 * CM Punk: Because you are nothing compared to me and my dominance.
 * Crowd: WHAT?!!!!
 * CM Punk (to the WWE crowd): Shut up with the "what"!
 * Crowd: WHAT?!!!!
 * CM Punk: (In quacking tone) "WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!" (In normal tone) You sound like a bunch of stupid ducks! Shut your stupid mouths while I am talking!!!! *crowd boos*
 * Kevin: First of all, I don't know what you're dorking about, CM Dork, and second of all, you ain't so tough in my books because if I can pound Dorky (referring to Eddy) to the floor, I can soooo wail on you. *crowd cheers loudly*
 * (The 2 give a staredown)
 * (Vince McMahon's theme song and titantron plays on the WWE tron)

Trivia

 * This episode is a tribute in loving memories of WWE Legend "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (1954-2015), and boxing legend, Muhammad Ali (1942-2016).

Plot

 * Eddy came up with a "hospital" scam to bill somebody if they got hurt, so he injures poor Bubbles by secretly tossing a banana peel (from a banana he ate) right in front of her bike, vaulting her off. The scam immediately backfired when Bubbles, feeling seriously hurt bawled hysterically, Edd dialed 911 to call for an ambulance to Peach Creek Hospital, and her worried friends (including Edd right after he dialed for an ambulance) visited her, wondering if she was all right. As usual, Eddy was blamed for injuring Bubbles who was now in the hospital. In between visits from her family & friends, Mr. Conductor told stories about abuse on Sodor (engines getting themselves and others into accidents). In the end, the Texas Tenors pay Bubbles a visit to sooth her hurt feelings and perform "Wild Horses" (a song about suffering).

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Spotless Record (Michael Angelis, US)
 * 3) On Site with Thomas (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Thomas Gets Bumped (George Carlin)
 * 5) Thomas Comes to Breakfast (George Carlin)

Song

 * Wild Horses (sung by the Texas Tenors)

Quote 1

 * Eddy: "HOSPITUL ED" is going to be the greatest scam ever! I'm finding myself sweatin' jawbreakers right now!
 * (Bubbles' bike rell rings)
 * Eddy: (In singsong voice) Here comes our first patient! *snickers*
 * Bubbles: *singing*
 * (Eddy eats banana and throws peel directly in front of Bubbles)
 * Eddy: Oops! *snickers*
 * Bubbles: *vaults off her bike* YEOW!!!! *lands on shoulder and injures it*
 * Bubbles: *bawls hysterically*
 * Edd: *loud gasp* BUBBLES!!!! Oh, dear! What am I gonna do?! Oh, I know! *Gets out cell phone and dials 911*
 * Sarah: Bubbles! You all right?!
 * Sandy: You all right, little cute one?!
 * Ed: Speak to me, Bubbles!!!!
 * Edd: (on cell phone) Oh, thank heavens!!!! I'll see you when you gentlemen arrive here! Oh, thank you, Sir. Bye. *hangs up*
 * Edd: *Approaches Bubbles after battling his way through the witnesses* Excuse me, Pardon me, coming through. Bubbles! Bubbles! Are you all right?!
 * Bubbles: It hurts! IT HURTS!!!!! *sirens sound in the distance* *ambulance arrives*
 * Edd: (To himself) Oh no, Bubbles must've injured the rotator cuff in her right shoulder.
 * (Paramedics take Bubbles on a stretcher and put her in the ambulance)
 * Paramedic #1 (voice only): All right, right, we got her in. Let's bring her in.
 * Paramedic #2 (voice only): Got it!
 * (They close the rear doors of the ambulance hurried back in and drove away with the siren going off)
 * (Kevin, Bart, Rudy Tabootie, and Rolf give Eddy a dirty glance)
 * Eddy: *Chuckles nervously* But it was an accident!!!!
 * Rudy: *scoffs* Yeah, right!
 * Kevin: Let's pound him, Rudy! *chases Eddy*
 * Rolf: Rolf will join in this beatdown!
 * Bart: I'm in, Kevin! Let's send him to "HOSPITUL ED" and have him pay BUBBLES' medical bill! *runs with the gang and joins in beating Eddy to a pulp*
 * Eddy: No! OW! OOOOW!!!!! It wasn't me!!!! *laughs nervously* (Scene now goes to Peach Creek Hospital)

Quote 2

 * Timmy: *softly* Hey Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Hi, Timmy.... *sadly but weakly* how do I look, now?
 * Timmy: Well, you still look beautiful even though you're in bed with a cast on.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Thanks, Timmy...
 * Timmy: I'll be right back, Bubbles. I have to check on your medical records.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Take your time, Timmy.... *whimpers*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Sorry about your injury, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Mr. Conductor, why aren't you in the Tour De Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I couldn't attend. I injured my shoulder.
 * Bubbles: Similar to me, Mr. Conductor. *sobs*
 * Mr. Conductor: Awww... don't cry, Bubbles. In fact, we should start a club!
 * Bubbles: What club?
 * Mr. Conductor: We should call it the "Sore-shoulder Club"! The name of the game is you have to have an injured shoulder and feel sorry for yourself. And by the way, Bubbles. Eddy injured you pretty bad.
 * Bubbles: You mean Eddy did this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Absolutely. Deliberately hurting somebody is one thing, but playing hooky is just as bad. I remember when Sir. Handel played hooky, he made Peter Sam end up in a mess too horrible to watch.
 * Bubbles: I don't really think I want to hear this one Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's too bad because the wreckage is cleared away, and Peter Sam went back to work after a while, but I'll save it for some other time.
 * Bubbles: (In moaning voice) But, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, no, no, you've had enough injuries for one day.
 * Bubbles: Please...?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you sure?
 * Bubbles: *Nods her head "yes"*
 * Mr. Conductor: Right, then! (Blows whistle and "Rusty Helps Peter Sam" begins)

Quote 3

 * (After last story)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, gotta go! I have an appointment with my doctor in order to get this cast off. Take care, Timmy and feel better, Bubbles. *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Timmy and Bubbles (gloomily): Bye, Mr. Conductor.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): Timmy.... *sad gasps* I don't think I'm ever gonna heal and fight crime again.... *sobs*
 * Timmy: *nuzzles Bubbles' head* Awww.... never say never Bubbles. I'm sure you'll feel better soon. I'm sure Eddy is serving his big-time punishment for injuring you.
 * *The Texas Tenors walk into the room*
 * Timmy: Hey, are you....?
 * John Hagen: Yes, we're the Texas Tenors.
 * J.C Fisher: We y'all come to sooth Bubbles' hurt feelings. After all, she is our favorite Powerpuff Girl. You saved Marcus once from Mojo Jojo.
 * Bubbles (feeling touched): That's the sweetest thing I've heard my entire time here.
 * Marcus Collins: You know Bubbles, like you, I was pretty much abused in my life. I was even poor and had no money before I met and auditioned for "America's Got Talent" with J.C and John.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I can't believe you were poor! Poor Marcus! *cries*
 * Marcus: Awww... don't worry, Bubbles. I'm fine now. We're famous and make lots of money for our families.
 * John Hagen: And we y'all know what abuse is like, Bubbles. (The Texas Tenors perform "Wild Horses")
 * (After "Wild Horses")
 * Bubbles: *cries* That's what my life is like. *cries* But that song was beautiful anyway. *blows her nose and episode ends*

Trivia

 * J.C Fisher, John Hagen, and Marcus Collins (The Texas Tenors) guest star in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo) guest stars in this episode by telling "The Spotless Record".
 * Eddy mispells "Hospital" on his sign.
 * Before Timmy left to check Bubbles' medical records, he sat by Bubbles' bedside.

Plot

 * Bubbles decided to go on picnics with Timmy more often, and Eduardo decided to try and fulfill his dream of being in the wide world of motorsports (foreshadowing the F1 and NASCAR wikis), but after Bubbles got stung in the throat again by a honeybee, and Eduardo seeing Greg Moore's fatal accident (CART) in California Speedway on TV, Bubbles became very scared to eat outside, and Eduardo became too scared to drive. Timmy and Edd try telling Bubbles not to be afraid of eating outside because of bees and Eduardo not to be afraid to drive just because of seeing a fatal accident on television. Mr. Conductor appears and assists them to help Eduardo and Bubbles not to be afraid. He tells stories of engines handling fear. After the last story, Jimmy Neutron and Josh Groban enters the PPG house. Jimmy reveals his latest successful invention known as the "insect in-mouth teleportation pill" and Josh tries inspiring the 2 to handle their fears and performs "Brave".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Toby's Discovery (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Haunted Henry (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Toby and the Flood (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Brave (performed by Josh Groban)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with Bubbles, Timmy, Blossom, and Buttercup in the park having a picnic lunch as seen in the PPG episode "The City Of Nutsville")
 * Timmy: Thanks for inviting me, girls.
 * Blossom: It's our pleasure, Timmy.
 * Buttercup: Yeah, it's the least we could do.
 * Bubbles: I love these picnics! The weather is always soooo beautiful! (in unison, Bubbles spreads jam onto her sandwich)
 * [honeybee buzzes onto Bubbles sandwich, then Bubbles sandwiches the insect and takes a bite of the sandwich containing the honeybee]
 * [buzzing is heard inside Bubbles' mouth]
 * Buttercup: Bubbles?
 * Blossom: You're b-buzzing--.
 * Timmy (while pointing at Bubbles): *gasps loudly in horror* BUBBLES!!!! THERE'S A BEE INSIDE YOU!!!!
 * Bubbles: A what?! *feels a painful sting in the throat* YEOWWW!!!! *scene immediately cuts to Eduardo watching a CART (Indycar) race in California Speedway on T.V*
 * Eduardo: Ay, carumba! These cars are mighty fast!
 * Paul Page (ESPN / on TV): *exclaims loudly in horror* Oh, what an ENORMOUS crash!
 * Eduardo: *shrieks* That poor driver!
 * (Later)
 * Paul Page (ESPN / on TV): We have just heard from the local California hospital that Greg Moore has passed due to severe head injuries suffered in the crash.
 * Eduardo: NOOOOO...!!!! Greg Moore has fallecido!!!! *cries in fear*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears dressed as a doctor with a medical bag)
 * Mr. Conductor: Did someone have an accident? I got here as fast as I could.
 * Eduardo: Senior Conductor! Greg Moore, he just passed away!!!! (cries)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh dear. Please, Ed, try to calm down and tell me what happened.
 * Eduardo: *sniffles* He...he was driving...*sniffles* when suddenly...*soft gasp* he toppled over and...and... and he no survive!!!! (cries more) Now I can never drive with Formula 1 and NASCAR!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: I understand how you feel, Eduardo. Bubbles just had a bee sting her in the throat. That wasn't really fun for her. But the worst part is she's too scared to go on picnics now.
 * Eduardo: *soft gasp* Poor Senorita Bubbles! That makes dos of us!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well the two of you aren't alone. Skarloey had an accident dangling on an old bridge.
 * Eduardo: (exclaims in horror) He did?! Oh, poor Skarloey!
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, I'm surprised you didn't hear about it. They're still talking about it on the Island of Sodor. Well, now's as good a time as any. *blows whistle and "The Old Bridge" begins*

Quote 2

 * (after last story)
 * (Jimmy Neutron and Josh Groban appear inside the house)
 * Josh Groban: Hi guys. Thought you needed a little inspiration.
 * Jimmy: And I want to show you my latest SUCCESSFUL invention.
 * Bubbles: Hi, Jimmy--. Oh my, J-J-JOSH GROBAN!!! I LOVE your music!!!! Me and Timmy listen to you on myTunes!!!! (Spoof of iTunes)
 * Edd: Josh Groban! My name is Eddward, but many people call me Double-D or Edd for short. A real pleasure, sir.
 * Eduardo: Hola, Senior Groban! Me llamo Eduardo.
 * Ed: Hello! I AM ED!
 * Josh: *chuckles* Well that seems like quite a lot of praise.
 * Jimmy: And now to test my latest successful invention, the insect "in-mouth teleportation pills", I will do an experiment. *reaches into his bag and pulls out a jar with a honeybee in it, a sandwich kit, and his "insect teleportation pills"*
 * Bubbles: *gasps in an "eeking" way while covering her mouth after seeing the bee in the jar*
 * Jimmy: Now I would like Edd to volunteer.
 * Edd: ME?! Why me?!
 * Timmy: Just do it, Edd.
 * Ed: Lucky dog.
 * Eduardo: Be muy, muy careful, Senior Edd. Buzzies sting.
 * Edd: Okay, fellows. *goes to Jimmy and takes one of Neutron's pills*
 * Jimmy: Okay, now that Edd has taken one of the pills, First, I spread the ingredients that will attract the stinging insect onto the bread. *spreads the PB&J on the bread* Next, I will release the stinging insect onto the spreaded bread, in which the insect will immediately fly into the spread, causing me to trap and sandwich it in between the spreaded bread. *releases the honeybee which flew directly on the bread and traps in it in the sandwich* Next, the victim EATS the sandwich containing the stinging insect.
 * Bubbles: *nervously gulps and shakes*
 * Eduardo: *covers his eyes*
 * Ed: (watches in interest)
 * Edd (to himself): Oh dear! *eats sandwich and the honeybee*
 * [No buzzing is heard in Edd's mouth]
 * Bubbles: *gasps* W-Why isn't Edd's m-mouth buzzing?!
 * Eduardo: Did he swallow it?!!!!
 * Edd (with his mouthful): I don't even feel the honeybee moving around inside my mouth.
 * Jimmy: AHA! So here's what REALLY happened to the stinging insect! *takes out his phone and displays where the honeybee went and shows the gang in unsion* The stinging insect is immediately transported right from Edd's mouth into its predator territory, causing the predator to devour over it as its meal. *A bird is seen catching and eating the honeybee* Now every living stinging insect will think TWICE about flying into people's food and beverages, ESPECIALLY interfering with the human mouth. Note: One dose of this pill lasts and sticks to you throughout your entire lifetime, and it also provides a special sting-shield throughout the entire body so that your bodies wouldn't feel any pain from a sting no matter which insect it is throughout your entire life.
 * Bubbles (gleefully): Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! No bees are gonna scare me anymore! *hugs Timmy, Edd, and Jimmy*
 * Jimmy: Here are your pills, guys and girls. *gives them the pills, and they take them with water*
 * Bubbles: Ahhh.... now no more stupid bees will interfere in our picnics, right Timmy?
 * Timmy: Right, Bubbles.
 * Edd (in unison): Indeed.
 * Ed: I must get Sheldon Jr and tell him about the pills! *goes in his pants* I think he fell through a hole in my pants. *as he was searching for his cheese chunk, an angry honeybee flies out of his pocket*
 * Edd: *loud horrified gasp* Don't tell me all along, you had a honeybee in your pocket!!!!
 * Timmy (worried): And it looks like you ANGERED it, Lumpy!
 * [honeybee immediately flies onto Bubbles' right arm, stinging her]
 * Timmy (in unison): *loud horrified gasp* BUBBLES, LOOK OUT!!!!!
 * Bubbles: What?! *bee stings her and the honeybee dies* *shrieks* I'M STUNG! (gets softer) I'm stung.... I'm stung.... Huh? *suddenly sees the stinger dissolve and fade away without her feeling the pain*
 * Jimmy: Well, the honeybee in Ed's pocket really showed us and Bubbles the addition of the sting-shield in the lifelong-lasting pill.
 * Bubbles: YOU ARE THE BEST!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!! *hugs Timmy, Edd, Ed, Eduardo, and Jimmy*
 * Josh: Well, Neutron really helped you overcome your fear of stinging insects, Bubbles.
 * Timmy (to himself): That's because I ASKED Jimmy Neutron to do that for her during Bubbles' week-long re-cooperation.
 * Josh (in unison, the intro to "Brave" plays): Now it's about time I help Eduardo with handling HIS fear.
 * Eduardo: How, seníor Groban?! How can I drive those dangerous cars?!
 * Josh: You just drive safely, and they're in process of making the cars safer, don't worry, Eddie. *performs "Brave"*
 * (after Brave)
 * Eduardo (tears in his eyes): Oh, gracias, Senior Groban! That song made me feel muy, muy better! I am no longer afraid! If Senior Bloo was here, he'd call me a scaredy baby.
 * Ed: I love babies! Coochie coochie coo!
 * Edd: Ed-!
 * Ed: Gee, Double-D, I'm sorry.
 * Timmy: We owe it to our J-boys, Josh and Jimmy for helping with your fears.
 * Jimmy: Always glad to help.
 * Josh: It's always an honor to meet fans, but I better head out. Got a soundtrack to record (in reference to his latest album "Stages"). Good-bye!
 * (Josh goes out the door.)
 * Timmy, Jimmy and Bubbles: Bye, Josh!
 * Eduardo (in unison): Adios, Senior Groban!
 * Ed (in unison): Don't forget to write!
 * Edd (in unison) Fare thee well, Mr. Groban!
 * Timmy: Wait'll the others hear we met- (sudden realization) DARN IT! I should have asked for an autograph!
 * Edd: Worry not, Timmy. I have a feeling we'll meet him again. (foreshadowing his second and last appearance in "Timmy Turner's Thanksgiving")
 * Bubbles: C'mon, gang! Let's watch some Formula One!
 * Timmy: Sure, you're ok watching, Eduardo?
 * Eduardo: Si, Senior Timmy. As long as I remember Josh's song and believe in nothing to fear.
 * Ed: Like mousetraps?
 * Edd: Ed, please. Anyway, that's the spirit, Eduardo!
 * (Episode ends with the gang watching Formula One racing)

Trivia

 * This episode is dedicated in loving memory of F1 driver, Jules Bianchi (1989-2015).

Plot

 * Terrence, WWE villain, Bad News Barrett, the Rowdyruff Boys, Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins, Remy Buxaplenty and many other villainous characters were in the office of the REXCOR company when Mr. Conductor's Double, Team REXCOR owner, Garner Rexton (who is 100% evil and looking for more minions to add to his evil realm of REXCOR), Spex (robot cyborg), the REXCOR crew chief, and the REXCOR drivers #606 Lyle "The Collector" Owens, #303 Hondo "Specter" Hines, #707 Diesel "Junker" Spitz, and #505 Zorina, entered. They had been wanted in the office because Garner and his minions were proud to see such fans rooting for Team REXCOR. Garner offers them a deal to join Team REXCOR and make their dreams come true. Mr. Double also tells them stories about Sodor's troublemakers to inspire the recruits. After the last story, Garner hires the gang to destroy people, which they agreed to work for him, and to celebrate the ones hired to race practiced their dirty driving to the song, "Highway to Hell".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (George Carlin)
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas (George Carlin)
 * 3) Bye George! (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Horrid Lorry (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Highway To Hell (Sung by AC/DC)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with a room of villains)
 * Fuzzy: Uh, why are we here again?
 * Mojo: How should I know, Fuzzy?!
 * Remy: I bet Mr. Rexton wants ME to buy REXCOR.
 * Princess Morbucks: Get in line, kid. I'LL be the one to buy REXCOR!
 * Boomer: Maybe Garner wants to give us some reward for destroyin' the most stuff!
 * (Then Brick hit him)
 * Boomer: Ouch!
 * Brick: Dude, that is THE dumbest thing you've said all day.
 * Butch: Yeah, how's he know who we are anyway?!
 * Terrence: All my sneaking in to see REXCOR wail on FASTEX is about to pay off!
 * Barrett: Well, I'm afraid I've got some bad news. You won't be chosen, because I'LL be part of REXCOR! I'm already a big star with the better chance! The more paychecks, the more decorum!
 * Crocker: Quiet. I hear an approach among us.
 * Vicky: Are you gonna spaz out over "FAIRY GODPARENTS" again?!
 * Crocker: Never! I haven't spazzed out once today.
 * (Then Garner and his crew entered)
 * Villains: Team REXCOR!
 * Garner: Thank you all for coming.
 * (Then a small man appeared in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Nelson: Hey! He's that tiny guy!
 * Plankton: Excuse me!! I'm down here, you know!
 * Finbarr: Why, it's that Conductor man's exact- (stammers)
 * Mojo: Double! With the exact same physical appearance. And the clothing and the skin structures and-
 * Princess: Quiet, chimp! Do I need a headache from you right now?!
 * Mojo Jojo (under his breath): Spoiled brat!
 * Mr. Double: Ah, indeed, I am his double. The one that makes trouble. I was freed again and have not returned to the picture since then.
 * Evil Jimmy Clone: Hey, welcome to the club, pal. Tell me, you hate your no-bad doppelganger too?
 * Imaginary Gary: Yo, hating on your bro...now that's cool!
 * Princess: What do you want anyway, Rexton?
 * Garner: I've seen some of you rooting for my team. Others, I've heard bad things about...and I like it!
 * Specter: We want you all to join Team REXCOR and overthrow Team FASTEX!
 * Junker: Ya! And JUNK them!
 * (Villains cheer)
 * Francis: Wait'll Turner hears I'M a racecar driver and he isn't!
 * Spex: You don't know that, Mr. Bull-E.
 * Francis: Whatever.
 * Bubble Bass: Squarepants will regret making me look like a fool at the Krusty Krab! (referring to the Spongebob episode, Pickles)
 * Garner: Now, hold on! I never said ALL of you were going to race for REXCOR. Some of you will be part of the pit crew!
 * (Villains groan)
 * Garner: But it also means a big paycheck!
 * (Villains cheer)
 * Terrence: If I don't race, I'm outta here!
 * Brick: We're with ya there, Terrence!
 * Mr. Double: Oh, but you must stay! Villainy will rule. Just await the day! I can even tell you a tale that is real! It's about an engine named Diesel!
 * Plankton: Wait! You tell those train stories? Of course! This doppelganger must have the memories of his goody-goody counterpart!
 * Flatts: Whatever. Who's Diesel anyway?
 * Mr. Double: I'll tell you. And you'll enjoy it too! (blows whistle and "Diesel's Devious Deed" begins)

Quote 2

 * Garner Rexton: After hearing those stories of evildoers like us, I have developed a much better idea. Since you all love to be behind the wheel and destroy Team Fastex, I have decided to do this. Some of Team Fastex's drivers will also take place in the NASCAR Busch Series, which is one level below the NASCAR Winston Cup Series (the top level of NASCAR), I have decided to put some of you in the NASCAR Busch Series so that future Team Fastex drivers can have some "extra competition".
 * Boomer: Does that mean we race in both divisions?
 * Garner Rexton: Are you crazy, Boomer?! I am paying you to do as you are told, NOT TO ASK QUESTIONS!
 * Boomer: Sheesh! I'm sorry, dude--.
 * Garner Rexton: DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME "DUDE", YOU IDIOT!!!! EVER!!!!
 * Boomer: *groans*
 * Garner: Anyway, all of you come with me. *scene transitions to the huge REXCOR computer in REXCOR Headquarters*
 * Spex: This computer will randomly select you to drive which car in either the NASCAR Winston Cup Series or the Busch Series. All of you are eligible to drive, but half of you can't be in the same division, so the computer will reveal your rides for this upcoming season. (foreshadowing the "NASCAR 2000 Fantasy Edition" wiki-series) The computer will now randomly select you. *computer generates, then reveals their rides for each division*
 * Princess: YEAH! I'm in Winston Cup! (foreshadowing her #21 CITGO Ford)
 * Francis: That #60 car will look good in Turner's rear-view mirror. (foreshadowing his #60 Power Team Chevrolet)
 * Vicky: Why am I stuck with the Busch Series?! (foreshadowing her #50 Dr. Pepper Chevrolet used in the NASCAR Busch Series)
 * Rowdyruff Boys (in their heads): We could've made Winston Cup if it wasn't for that computer.
 * Garner: Now minions, what I need you to do now is get out on the track with your ASSIGNED racecars and run 1 hour on the track.
 * Villains: You got it Mr. Rexton!
 * Collector: And we look forward for you to collect Team Fastex especially that Charger McCutchen!
 * Zorina: You think Fastex is gonna beat you guys, *scoffs* they'd better think again, baby.
 * Junker: Fastex are a bunch of schwein auto! ("pig cars" in German)
 * Garner: Time to hit the track minions! *all of the villains cheer and leave the tron-room* (scene cuts to the cars while "Highway To Hell" begins)
 * Terrence (in his #37 WOLF Pontiac / as they were firing their engines): This is gonna be so rad!
 * Princess (as she was revving her #21 CITGO Ford): Lisa the dorkgirl and the Powerpuff Girls BETTER WATCH THEIR BACKS!!!!
 * Plankton (in his #28 TEXACO Havoline Ford): TIME TO RULE THE WORLD!!!! *revs his engine twice*
 * Butch (in his #9 GAIN Ford): If Buttercup's kids ever race in the Busch Series with me, they're gonna eat my dust*
 * Garner (on everyone's radios): Alright, minions! On the track! *all enter the REXCOR Raceway and practice as the episode goes into the end credits with the song still playing*

Trivia

 * Team REXCOR from NASCAR Racers make their first out of 2 appearances in the series and they foreshadow Team Fastex, who debut in "Pedal to the Ed-al"
 * Mr. Conductor's Double guest stars in this episode and tells all five Thomas stories.

Plot

 * Edd (dressed fancy) purchases a ticket from Stacy and is waiting for his train to the NASCAR Monster Energy Cup Series Valentine's Day Dance inside the BB&T Center in Orlando, FL that night. Along with Edd, Jackie Evancho, Ed, Eddy, and others were invited (given highly expensive tickets) to the dance by Edd's famous uncle (in fantasy) Denny Hamlin, the driver of the #11 Fedex Toyota. but the main problem was that Edd never found a date for the dance and always had been nervous to speak to Jackie because she was extremely pretty and had a beautiful voice (which Edd didn't know about just yet) After being made fun of, Edd ran into Billy's workshop crying. Mr. Conductor appears and tries to cheer Edd up with stories about males and females getting along or not getting along on Sodor. In the end, Jackie appears in the workshop and tells an extremely shy Edd that SHE was shy to speak to him at first and that she now had the courage to speak to him. Edd nervously asked Jackie if she would be his date for the Valentine's Day dance and Jackie agreed. As they cuddled, a cellphone text tells Edd that his father was ill and his mother knows the directions to the Daytona International Speedway. She called Edd's cell and asked him who he'd like to take with him to the race. Eddy (along with Ed) ran into the room after overhearing Edd and asked him if he could join, but Edd asked his mother if Jackie could go with him to the Great American Race, and she and Jackie's mother (a college friend of Edd's mother which he never knew about) agreed to a highly interested Jackie to join Edd. Eddy grew highly upset and complained as usual. Edd and Jackie exit the workshop, avoiding Eddy's fit (along with Ed joking around) and Jackie sings "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" causing Edd to burst in tears and the two to cuddle each other.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Bulls' Eyes (George Carlin)
 * 4) Elizabeth The Vintage Quarry Truck (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Can You Feel The Love Tonight? (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Edd waiting inside Shining Time Station for the train to The BB&T Center)
 * Edd: *sadly sighs*
 * Eddy: I told you, Ed if Sockhead's Uncle Hamlin thought of us, we could've also went to the race instead of just going to this Valentine's convention thingy!
 * Ed: But it's a dance Eddy! They have drivers, motor cars, and all of the delicious food!!!! I wish Wilfred was invited, he could sure shake his hambone.
 * Eddy: I don't care if it's a dance! All I want is to meet the 43 drivers tonight, and seeing their cars pound each other for 200 laps this Sunday!
 * *Ed suddenly sees Edd glum*
 * Edd (talking to himself): If only I had the courage to speak to Jackie and ask her to be my date for tonight. She'd probably have gotten a date to that famous dance by now.
 * Ed: (sadly) Eddy, Double-D never went out with the pretty-voice girl Jackie. *cries* (Suddenly happily) Does she have a canoe?
 * Eddy: (in his mind) Ah, shut up! I don't wanna hear anything about Ev-nobo, Monobrow! (Out loud) You mean that blonde girl who used to hang out here at Shining Time Station?! She'll never ask him. He has a better chance with dish soap than Jackie!
 * Edd: Eddy, I strongly prefer to be left alone. Thank you.
 * Eddy: What?! All because I said that Jackie will never ask you to that NASCAR Valentine's Day dance?! Hah! The only girls that would ask you to that dance are that spoiled brat, Sarah and Marie Kanker!
 * Edd: (worried) Never! First of all, Uncle Denny would never invite the Kankers to any of these special events or any NASCAR Monster Energy Cup Series races, and secondly, I always have been too shy to speak to Jackie myself.
 * Eddy: Oh, is that so?! Jackie would probably dance with that old coot of a driver, Mark Martin than you!
 * Ed: What an old prune he is!
 * Eddy: Coot, Ed, coot.
 * [Ed and Eddy laugh]
 * Edd: (sadly) Please, I feel shy. You must understand how I feel.
 * [Ed and Eddy continue to laugh]
 * Edd: (sadly) Please desist! *Ed and Eddy continue to laugh* *tears up* Y-Y-You don't understand!!!! *runs into Billy's workshop crying and slams the door*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd, I've seen happier faces in a frowning contest.
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor, at least you'll understand what I'm going through. I intended to ask Jackie to be my date to the NASCAR Winston Cup Series annual Valentine's Day dance, but I don't have the courage and Ed & Eddy just made me feel worse by making jokes of me! *sad gasps* No one understands me!!!! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's not the end of the world. Sometimes we're shy around people. Including the opposite gender. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Toby and Mavis?
 * Edd (wiping his tears): Why? I've never known locomotives to ask each other to a dance.
 * Mr. Conductor: No. You remember the story about Mavis, don't you? She wouldn't listen to Toby's advice and Toby had to help her? That's when all the trouble started. I'll tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Mavis" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Emily's New Coaches")
 * Edd: Thank goodness Thomas forgave Emily. I'm glad they're friends. Now if only I could ask Jackie...
 * Mr. Conductor (hears Jackie approaching): Speaking of which, Good luck! (disappears)
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, wait!
 * (Jackie opens the door and enters the room)
 * Edd (nervously): Oh, h-hello, J-Jackie.
 * Jackie: Edd, I've been looking everywhere for you. Don't you want to go to the dance?
 * Edd: I do, but....
 * Jackie: You don't have a date? Well, I was trying to ask you every chance I got, but I was too shy.
 * Edd: You were? Why, I myself felt shy likewise.
 * Jackie: So, will you care to come to the dance...with me?
 * Edd: I'd be delighted.
 * Jackie: *giggles*
 * (The two cuddle when suddenly Edd felt his phone vibrate in his pocket)
 * Edd: Pardon me. (sees he has a text from his father) Why, it's a message from father. He is to take me and my guests to and from this evening's dance. (reads text) Oh, dear! It appears father has taken ill.
 * Jackie: That's horrible! And I was really looking forward to going with you, Edd.
 * Edd (tears forming in his eyes): Oh, Jackie...I-- (his phone rings) Why, it's mother! (answers) Yes, mother?
 * (Edd's mom chatters on the phone)
 * Edd: You know of the directions to tonight's dance (picking him up after the dance) and the race this Sunday? (Edd's mom chatter on the phone) You'll drive me and my guest? (Edd's mom chatters) That's wonderful! And I feel so relieved that you said Billy Twofeathers was working late tonight. I can't wait for Sunday as well!
 * (Eddy enters with Ed)
 * Eddy: So?! WHO ARE YOU TAKING, DOUBLE-D?! YOU GOTTA TAKE ME, YOUR BEST PAL, EDDY!
 * Ed (hugs Eddy): You're my ideal pal, Eddy. Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes-
 * (Eddy pulled back on Ed's uni-brow and let go causing Ed to release him and fall back)
 * Eddy: Come on, Sockhead! Whatta ya say?
 * Edd: I am most astounded by you, Eddy. You made me believe Jackie would not have wanted me to escort her to the dance and you expect me to bring you as my guest?
 * Eddy: Forget Jackie! I'M THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!!!!! THE JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES!!!!
 * Jackie (to herself): *gasps in horror* The HORROR!!!! I just can't stand the way he treats my Double-D anymore! I am now putting myself on a very crucial mission to wake Double-D up and help him realize that he was being manipulated all along by Eddy, and REVEAL him for the TRUE manipulative, vengeful, unsympathetic, heartless monster he always was towards him, and I WON'T rest until he realizes the TRUE, REAL monster Eddy is! But I don't know how to do it! Poor Double-D! *cries to herself in worry*
 * Edd: Gentlemen and Jackie, I would like to say that Eddy's ego and insensitive behavior towards me about Jackie have fallen on flat ears and I'd be willing to take him with me IF he would show others ACTUAL respect!
 * Eddy (to himself): Like she's worth anything! The sooner I make the Ev-angel spread her wings, the sooner she'll be saying...bye-bye! *evil snicker* [foreshadowing "Thomas and the Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition)"]
 * Ed (in a tone of voice that only Eddy can hear): My mom would wash my mouth out with the SCARY, EVIL, SUDSY soap if I said something like that to the pretty-voice gi-!
 * Eddy (quickly covering Ed's mouth): Shut up, stupid...!
 * Ed: *groans*
 * Edd: As for Jackie, who I have admired ever since first seeing her on "America's Got Talent" AND am thankful that fate has allowed me to get to meet AND know her in person...
 * Jackie (in her mind): He truly has a HEART-FILLED, BEAUTIFUL way with words...
 * Ed (tear coming from his eye): You're gonna make my turtle cry, Double-D (opens his jacket to reveal he's carrying the same turtle from the EENE episode, "From Here to Ed")
 * Eddy: *disgusted groan*  (in his mind) Sockhead's a pathetic romantic...
 * Jackie: Who's it gonna be, Edd?
 * Edd: Well, Jackie, it's settled...I'll be taking...
 * (at those last 3 words, Eddy smiled a confident smile)
 * Edd: (With a sweet smile) you.
 * Eddy *quickly forms an angry expression*
 * Jackie (feeling touched): Me? Really?
 * Eddy: (angrily) WHAT?!
 * Edd: Eddy, real friends are supportive of another. And all evening you've done nothing worthy of the term, supportive.
 * Ed: (laughs) Naughty, Naughty! Shame on yourself, mister!
 * Edd: It's not polite to laugh at others' misfortunes, Ed... despite Eddy does deserve it.
 * (Edd's mom chattering on the phone)
 * Edd: Oh, mother!
 * (Edd's mom chattering)
 * Edd: Yes, I'm still present.
 * (Edd's mom chatters)
 * Edd: I'll be bringing Jackie.
 * (Edd's mom chatters)
 * Edd: Her mother is with you? Does she approve?
 * (Edd's mom chattering)
 * Edd: Oh, that's wonderful! We will see you soon! (hangs up)
 * Eddy: I don't believe this! I had that Daytona 500 trip in the palm of my hands! Who invented girlfriends anyway?! Why didn't Sockhead's uncle, Denny Hamlin give me and Lumpy tickets?!
 * Ed: Is it nap time, Eddy?
 * Eddy: *angry gibberish*
 * Edd: I think we'd better leave this area. Eddy's throwing his signature temper-tantrums again.
 * Jackie: Right-O!
 * [Jackie and Edd slam the workshop door shut to avoid Eddy]
 * Edd: You know, Jackie, I don't feel so nervous around you anymore. And ever since I first met you (in reference to the "Ed Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station" episode "Billy Saves The Day"), I wanted to ask you to be my friend, but never had the courage.
 * Jackie (kindly): I feel the same, Edd. To be honest with you, Edd.... I had a crush on you when I first met you, because you were a kind-hearted, honest, handsome, and mature young man, and I really wanted to..... win your heart.
 * Edd (tearing up / feeling heartfelt): Really, Jackie? *gulps feeling touched* Truthfully, I took a fancy to you when we both made our first point of encounter. Despite I was nervous BEYOND COMPARE to speak to you.
 * Jackie (kindly): *giggles cutely* Awwww.... Edd, you're so sweet.....of course I was nervous to ask you to the dance like you were to ask me, but here we are now communicating with each other NORMALLY. Now I am also no longer nervous to speak to YOU.
 * Edd (in tears): Bless you, Jackie. You are a true friend. You and I share similar qualities because you seem VERY polite. And I love your cute smile, Jackie.
 * Jackie (kindly): *giggles cutely, then puts her warm hands on Edd's cheeks and gives him a cute kiss on the forehead, and Edd's cheeks blush right red*
 * Edd (in tears / extremely heartfelt / after Jackie's first kiss to him on the forehead / in his mind): She... KISSED me! After all those times seduced by the Kankers...it feels...therapeutic! Why, now I don't even remember HOW it feels being kissed by those unrelenting Kanker Sisters!
 * Jackie (kindly): So on the dance floor of the arena, would you like to slow dance.... with me?
 * Edd (in tears / softly): *in unison, the intro of "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" plays in the background* voice cracks in the beginning* Of COURSE I will slow dance with you, Jackie. You are my best friend in the whole world. I would LOVE to slow dance with you at the party.
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwww..... thank you, Edd. You're also MY best friend in the whole world. *puts her kind, warm hands on Edd's shoulders*
 * (Jackie sings "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?")
 * Edd (with tears in his eyes): Jackie...That was most...beautiful....
 * (The two cuddle and the episode ends)

Trivia

 * It was inferred that Edd's father works as a railroad engineer.

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a Halloween party at Shining Time Station and invites the Eds, Timmy, The Powerpuff Girls, The Barones, Adam West (as Catman), The Chalkzone gang, the Simpson Family, Jackie, Spongebob and his friends, and Mac and Bloo. Everybody has fun playing games and eating snacks and candy. Mr. Conductor also tells spooky stories from the Island of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (George Carlin)
 * 3) Scaredy Engines (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Percy's Scary Tale (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Duncan Gets Spooked (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Thriller (sung by Michael Jackson, and played on Bart's boombox)

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with an empty dark Shining Time Station decorated for Halloween with an empty red table.)
 * Ray: Okay, children! Everyone say "cavities"!
 * Ally (dressed as a fairy) and The Twins (dressed as cops) (in unison): Cavities!!!! *in unison, Ray snaps a picture of them*
 * (Then Mr.Conductor in his spider costume appeared)
 * Mr. Conductor: My other guests should be on their way soon. Hi, Ray and Debra, children!
 * Debra (dressed as a female pilot): Hi, Mr. Conductor. To let you know, I am dressed as a stewardist.
 * Ray: And I am dressed as "the guy who can't wait to get home".
 * Debra: *scoffs* Typical Raymond.
 * Timmy (voice only): Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Timmy. You, your Uncle Raymond and his family are the first ones here.
 * Timmy (in his Mummy costume): Thanks, Mr. Conductor. I brought Blood Red Fruit Punch. No worries, it's fruit-flavored of course. (sets it on the table)
 * Adam West (voice only): Hello, Timmy!
 * (Timmy turns to find Adam West as Catman)
 * Timmy: TV's Adam West?!
 * Adam: (looks behind him) Where?! *chuckles* I love that gag. Furthermore, I think you mean...Catman!
 * (Then the Simpson Family entered)
 * Homer (as a hobo): Hey, where's the party? The games?! The candy?!!
 * Lisa (as a witch): Relax, dad. It's only the first few minutes of the party and we're some of the first few guests.
 * Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm the first of something!
 * Marge (as a skeleton while holding Maggie who was a wizard): Happy Halloween, Mr. Conductor, Timmy Turner. (in unison, Maggie repeatedly sucked her pacifier)
 * Mr. Conductor: Pleasure.
 * Timmy: Thanks and great costumes!
 * Bart (as Bartman; purple mask and cape):*snickering*[to himself] Wait'll they see my little Halloween surprise.
 * Adam West: Wow! Nice costume! It reminds of when I used to play a similar superhero before I became...Catman! (referring to having played Batman in the 1960's TV series) Would you like my autograph?!
 * Bart (sarcastically): Oy...deja vu. (referring to when he met Adam West before in the Simpsons episode, "Mr. Plow")
 * (Then the Eds in their costumes from "Boo Haw Haw" entered)
 * Eddy: Come on, boys! It's party time!
 * Ed: Wait for me, zombie Elvis!
 * Edd: Manners please, gentlemen. Thank you.
 * (Then the Powerpuff Girls in their alternate superhero costumes from "Super Zeroes" entered)
 * Blossom: Happy Halloween, everyone!
 * Buttercup: We brought games to play! (in unison, holds up a big bag)
 * Bubbles: And yummy candy! (in unison, holds up a big bag filled with candy)
 * Eddy: Any jawbreakers?! (snatches bag of candy from Bubbles)
 * Bubbles: Hey!
 * Buttercup: What are you doing taking my sister's bag, punk?!
 * Timmy: Whoa, break it up! First, Eddy, show some respect and second, the candy's for everyone which will go in a big bowl.
 * Edd: Where exactly are the bowls, Timmy?
 * Lisa: Yeah, the table's completely empty except for that bottle of punch.
 * Ed: I am Lothar! Viking!
 * Mr. Conductor: Why, Rudy and Penny are bringing the bowls. Snap will also be arriving with them.
 * Blossom: Not only that, but Spongebob said he'd be bringing Krabby Patties when he and his friends along with Jackie arrive.
 * Edd (suddenly blushes bright red): My. I wonder what Jackie chose to dress as this year. (to himself / in unison hearts are seen popping around Edd's head) *happily sighs* My kind-hearted Jackie....
 * Eddy (in his mind / hurtful remarks about Jackie): WHAT?! Ev-nacho's coming?! She better keep her distance from Sockhead and button her lip or I'll see she knows better than to cross ME! *growls* That miserable little runt! (referring to Jackie / even though Jackie is way taller than Eddy)
 * Frank (dressed as Frankenstein): *groans as he appears*
 * Ally: *screams playfully*
 * Frank (dressed as Frankenstein / pretending to be Frankenstein): Frankenstein..... hungry!.... Eat..... children....! *plays with one of the twins*
 * Ray: C'mon, Dad! Every year, the same thing? Y-Y-Y-Your bolts are rusty!
 * Marie (appears with a box of candy / dresses as Frankenstein's wife): Frank? I need you to-- *Frank takes the box of candy away from Marie, and roars at her*
 * Marie (in unison to Frank roaring): Frank! What are you doing? Gimme back the candy! I NEED them!
 * Frank (holding the box of candy, keeping it away from Marie): *roars again*
 * Marie (angrily): It's for the CHILDREN! C'mon, please. I don't have enough candy--. *in unison, Ray snaps a picture of them*
 * Frank (holding the box of candy, it away from Marie): *roars*
 * Marie (angrily): Stop being foolish, Frank! I don't have enough candy!
 * Frank (giving the box to Marie in anger): *groans as he gives the box of candy to Marie*
 * Marie (annoyed / sarcastically): You think THAT'S so different from who you REALLY are? *walks over to the table to put down the box of candy*
 * Frank (pretending to be Frankenstein): Doctor made bad bride! Frankenstein sue doctor! *groans*
 * Ray: What am I gonna do with you, Dad?
 * Frank: I don't know. Wait for more clowns to come here?
 * Marie: Frank?!
 * Frank: *grumbles underneath his breath*
 * Jackie (in her Wonder Woman costume / kindly): *walks in happily* Good evening, everyone! Happy Halloween!
 * Timmy (in awe of Jackie's costume): Whoa, Jackie! Your Wonder Woman costume is THE BEST I've seen all evening!
 * Jackie: Thank you Timmy. Hey, Edd, what's up? Happy Halloween! *hugs Edd, and Edd blushes*
 * Edd (in his mind / about Jackie's costume and affectionate hug): Goodness...! Her costume TRULY brings out the BEAUTY in her figure and my heart can really feel the warmth in her affectionate hug! It's just like the first time we hugged...! (referring to the EENEVSTS episode,"Billy Saves the Day")
 * Eddy (in his mind): *growls* Miserable little brat! (referring to Jackie).
 * (Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs enter)
 * Spongebob (dressed in his squared ghost costume from the Spongebob episode, "Scaredy Pants"; carrying a plate of Krabby Patties): Hi, gang! Happy Halloween!
 * Sandy (in her goldfish in a bowl costume from the same Spongebob episode): Howdy, y'all!!
 * Patrick (with his funny glasses from the same Spongebob episode): Merry Christmas!
 * Squidward (in his Flying Dutchman costume from the same episode carring another plate of Krabby Patties): How did I get stuck coming here?!
 * Mr. Krabs (with another plate of Krabby Patties): If ye want your position at the Krusty Krab to be kept, lad, you'll attend! Now START GIVING OUT KRABBY PATTIES! We got customers ready to spend their money!
 * Spongebob: *soft gasp* Mr. Krabs! You shouldn't charge people money to eat party food!
 * Sandy: Spongebob's right, Mr. Krabs. Mellow out and think of someone or something other than money!
 * Mr. Krabs: *groanful sigh* If ye both say so...
 * Edd (in his mind): Just like Eddy...
 * Jackie (kindly): So, when is the party gonna start?
 * Timmy: Rudy and Penny still have to bring the bowls when they arrive here with Snap and Mac and Bloo still have to arrive with the pizza and soda.
 * Homer: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Now I really can't wait for this party to take off!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, until the rest of our party arrives, why don't I tell a story to pass the time?
 * Bart: Yeah, Mr. Conductor. That sounds cool (to himself) to keep them busy while I set up my prank. Muhahahaha...
 * Marge: What was that, sweetie?
 * Bart: Uh, nothing. Just a little...breathing.
 * Buttercup: What's the story about, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: It's about the time Thomas saw a ghost.
 * Homer: *screams* Ghost?! Where?!!!
 * Edd: Mr. Simpson, pardon me, but a man of your age should know ghosts are pure fictitious. Aren't they, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Thomas thought he saw a real ghost. Let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Percy's Ghostly Trick" begins)

Trivia

 * This episode is a tribute to Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009) and Adam West (1928-2017)
 * In this episode, The Barones are dressed in their costumes from the "Everybody Loves Raymond" episode, "Halloween Candy".

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a Christmas Party at Shining Time Station and invites Timmy, Bubbles, Jackie Evancho, Edd, Eddy, Ed, Bloo, Mac, Squidward, Spongebob, Patrick, Rolf, Bart and Lisa Simpson, Rudy and Penny. Everyone is in the Holiday Spirit except Eddy and Bloo who are only thinking about presents and Squidward was moody like always. Mr. Conductor tells them and the others stories about Christmas and being giving to others around the Holidays on The Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree (George Carlin)
 * 3) It's Only Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Not So Hasty Cakes (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure (George Carlin)

Song

 * Little Drummer Boy (Sung by Jackie Evancho and the PPGs)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with the guests drinking hot cocoa with marshmallows)
 * Timmy: Isn't Christmas Eve beautiful, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: It sure is, Timmy. *giggles*
 * Jackie: It's no doubt the most cheerful time of the year.
 * Edd: It most certainly is Jackie. And no disrespect intended to the others, but you really make my Christmas shine, Jackie.
 * Jackie: *giggles* You do too, Eddward. *hugs and cuddles with Edd*
 * Eddy: (angrily grumbling underneath his breath): Ev-nacho better get her stupid arms off my brainiac or I will yank her out of his arms myself!
 * Edd: Pardon me, I heard that, Eddy. There's no need to be jealous during the most wonderful time of the year.
 * Eddy: (angrily): Jealous?! I ain't jealous! Second, Jackie's just gonna end up like all those other washed-up has-beens! Jackie Ev-nobo! Short for nobody! That's what they'll call her!
 * Edd (to himself / in horror): *gasps* Gracious! Eddy seems to not like Jackie very much! From the rude remarks and jealous stares towards me and my Jackie! I hope Eddy doesn't do more further harm to my Jackie! Oh, dear.....!
 * Timmy (scolding Eddy): Whoa, dude! You don't rude-mouth Jackie like that, Dorky! What the heck's your problem?!
 * Eddy (disrespecting Edd And his feelings towards Jackie): Ever since she came along, Sockhead's been giving more attention to her than ME! He's become one of those love-sick birds who says "Oh, I love you!" and gives pet names to 'em! Bleah! It makes me sick! Who else is gonna construct my scams?! And don't say Ed!
 * Edd (in unison to Eddy badmouthing him and his feelings towards Jackie) *shudders in sad hurt feelings and tears up, but Jackie massages his muscles and softly shushes him in his ear to calm him down little by little, and Edd feels relieved after Jackie's soothing*
 * Timmy (scolding Eddy): Well Dorky, if you ask me, Jackie's doing Edd a favor and shedding the light Edd's always needed in his life. Something YOU have crashed and burned at! Until Edd met Jackie, he was wallowing in pain and misery from all the torment you put him through!! Now he has Jackie to heal the wounds of his shattered heart! *in his mind* I really hope AND WANT Bubbles to be MY Jackie. I have it just as hard as Edd with Trixie always shunning me, Francis, Crocker, Vicky and the rest of my Dimmsdale bullies! (foreshadowing the episode, "Pitching In and Helping Out")
 * Ed: Like mistletoes?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed--.
 * Timmy (softly and angrily): Ey! It's Christmas. Lose your cruel attitude!
 * Eddy: *mutters underneath his breath*
 * Squidward: Augh, Spongebrain won't stop feeding Patrick hot cocoa through Clary (his clarinet). They're driving me nuts!
 * Spongebob (while feeding Patrick hot chocolate through Squidward's clarinet): Don't worry, Squidward! We're always careful. Aren't we, Patrick?
 * Patrick: *gulp* *gulp* ahhhh.... *belches loudly*
 * Bloo: UGH!!!! Patrick, at least cover your mouth and use a glass for future reference!
 * Bart: Don't you mean a coffee mug, loser?
 * Bloo: Yes, I mean that, Bart!
 * Timmy: So Bubbles, what did you get for Christmas Eve presents?
 * Bubbles: Well, I got new stuff dollies which I would love to share with you, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Awwww.....
 * Mac: So, Rolf, how does your family celebrate Christmas?
 * Rolf: Ho-ho-ho! Mac boy, surely you have heard of the great Yeshmiyek. She who lives in the center of the earth where she prepares the holiday feast for good males and females.
 * Mac: I never heard of her at all.
 * Rolf: Ah, Rolf has much to teach you, young Mac.
 * Rudy (pouring egg nog from the punch bowl into his glass): Great party so far, huh, Penny?
 * Penny: Rudy, where's Snap?
 * Rudy: Ah, Snap's having a Christmas Eve Party with Blocky and the others in Chalkzone. We'll have to meet up with him and have him join in on Christmas with our new friends!
 * Penny: Yes. But it is the right night for couples.
 * (The two gaze at each other romantically)
 * Bart (seeing the two): Oh, brother...
 * Lisa: Oh, how little you understand about love, Bart. So sad.
 * Bart: Puh-lease! Like I could become a committed lover-boy.
 * Lisa: I don't know, Bart...you might...(foreshadowing Bart and Buttercup becoming a couple later on in the series)
 * Jackie: Did you get anything for Christmas Eve, Eddward?
 * Edd: Well, I got my new chemistry set which allows me to create things like soap, chalk--.
 * Eddy (interrupting Edd): Christmas stinks! All the presents I got today were clothes!
 * Ed (while poking an angry Eddy's forehead): That's 'cause Santa knew you were a naughty little boy this year, Eddy.
 * Eddy: SANTA DON'T KNOW SQUAT!!!!!!!
 * Ed: Don't ever say that, Eddy!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: I made it. I thought my penguin friends would never get tired out.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, thank goodness you've arrived. Some of your guests are getting off to a rocky Christmas.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh?
 * Jackie: Well, Eddy and Bloo are only thinking about presents and Squidward's in his usual grouchy mood.
 * Squidward: I was better off home alone!
 * Eddy: I swear if I get one more box of clothes for Christmas-
 * Bloo: You're lucky to even get something other than coal!
 * Lisa: You guys, knock it off.
 * Bubbles (sadly): I hate when you guys don't understand the TRUE meaning of Christmas.
 * Bart: Yeah, dudes. Christmas is full of miracles.
 * Blossom: Christmas is about giving, helping others in need, and doing good and positive deeds for one another.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're absolutely right, Bart. Christmas isn't Christmas when others are sad. Imagine if Thomas and Toby never came to Mrs. Kindly's rescue. That wouldn't have been a Happy Holiday.
 * Eddy: What? That story again?!
 * Edd: Eddy, please.
 * Jackie: I want to hear it, Mr. Conductor.
 * Spongebob: Me too!
 * Patrick: Me four!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, what are we waiting for? (blows whistle and "Thomas' Christmas Party" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure")
 * Bloo: I've heard more than enough stories for one lifetime!
 * Eddy: I can't tell you how many times I could have said that!
 * Squidward: That makes 3 of us. Mr. Conductor, take us back to our homes.
 * Jackie: You guys, Christmas isn't about presents. It's about being giving and caring to those you love and even strangers.
 * Edd: Don't forget the poor, sick, suffering, and homeless people.
 * Ed: You mean hobos, Double-D?
 * Lisa: Ed, hush. This is a beautiful moment.
 * Rudy: They're right. I learned how important the true meaning of Christmas is myself. (reference to the Chalkzone Christmas special, When Santas Collide.)
 * Spongebob: And if I know Santa, he won't let anyone who isn't on his naughty list down.
 * Bloo: And I hope he don't give me coal either!
 * Buttercup: Can it, Bloo! You don't even WANT to know what Christmas is MOSTLY about!
 * Bloo: HMPH!
 * Blossom: Yeah, Buttercup is right. You 3 need to lighten up and open your hearts.
 * Bubbles (sadly): I just wish you 3 would just LEARN the true meaning of Christmas. *sobs sweetly*
 * Jackie: *hugs Bubbles and comforts her* Awwww....
 * (Then Jackie performed the beginning of "Little Drummer Boy")
 * Bubbles (singing in harmony with Jackie): *slowly gets up and walks slowly towards Jackie* Little baby, pa-rum pum pum pum.... *proceeds with Jackie in the second verse*
 * The PPGs (singing with Jackie / last verse of song): Come they told me, pa-rum pum pum pum.... *as they proceed in the last verse of the song, the scene transitions to the Sodor engines giving, helping, and doing good deeds for each other* *scene transitions back to Jackie and the PPGs finishing the song (on the second-rate last repetitive lyric*
 * Jackie (singing): Me and my drum.... *song ends*
 * Edd (in tears / sobbing happily):  Bravo, Jackie...*sniffles* How...splendid. (in his mind) Now I know I MUST win her heart. She's the one who could shine light onto my life Edd's tainted throughout the years!
 * Timmy (in tears): Awesome doesn't even BEGIN to describe the BEAUTY of how you made our Christmas!
 * Squidward: Wow...that was...beautiful! (cries)
 * Rolf (with tears in his eyes): The pretty Evancho girl and big-eyed girls' song of the wee drum boy touches Rolf!
 * Spongebob (in tears) Wow, girls. *sniffles* That was beautiful! *cries*
 * Patrick (in tears): *sniffles* That Jackie has the most beautiful voice! *cries* You think she knows the Muffin Man song?
 * Mac (in tears): I haven't cried like this since Eduardo gave me his gift with the onions when he thought I was moving away! (in reference to the FHIF episode finale, "Goodbye to Bloo")
 * Ed (crying): That's a good one, pretty voice girl!!!! *sobs and bawls like he did in the EENE episode, "It Came From Outer Ed"*
 * Bart (in tears): I know I say it ever year, but this time I mean it. This is the GREATEST Christmas ever!!!
 * Lisa (in tears): You said it, Bart! Thank you for touching us, Jackie! And YOU, Powerpuff girls! *sobs sweetly*
 * Blossom: Well, Eddy? What have you to say about Christmas now?
 * Eddy (pretending): Hey, hearing that Christmas Song from Jackie didn't hurt a bit. Actually it feels kind of good, Double-D. 'Cuz...Christmas ain't about what you find under a tree. Christmas is about what you find in your heart! (In his mind) What I want for Christmas is that no-good two-timing squeaky-singing princess gone and gets her hands OFF my Sockhead! *growls* That miserable little runt!
 * Mac: How about you, Bloo?
 * Bloo: I still hope Santa gives me something other than coal!
 * Mac: Bloo-!
 * Bloo: All right, that song had SOME effect on me.
 * (Then everyone gathered around the tree and started singing in the "Charlie Brown ooooo" style when...)
 * (Sleigh bells ring)
 * Penny: Does anyone hear that?
 * Bart: It's coming from outside!
 * Santa (voice only): Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho!
 * (Then Mr. Conductor appeared with a big bag)
 * Mr. Conductor: Guys! Santa dropped off our presents.
 * Ed: Santa?! (about to run outside) TAKE ME WITH YOU!
 * Edd: Ed, stop! (grabs him) The snow's too brutal for anyone to go out.
 * Eddy and Bloo: Presents!?
 * (Everyone gathered around the bag and opened presents)
 * Squidward: Wow! A clarinet cleaning kit!
 * Spongebob: What'd I tell you, Squiddy?
 * Bloo: What'd I get?!
 * Eddy: And me?!
 * (Edd finds Eddy's and Bloo's presents)
 * Edd: Well, Eddy, Santa must know how hard you work for money even if it's through swindling people through scams, so... (hands him his gift)
 * (Eddy opens his gift revealing it's a black "I Heart Money" shirt)
 * Eddy: Another shirt?! AAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!! (Tosses it and it lands on the ticket desk)
 * (Just then Eddy spotted something else in the box)
 * Eddy: Money! Jawbreakers, Here I come!
 * Edd: And for you, Bloo. (hands him his gift)
 * Bloo: IS IT A RACECAR BED?! AM I FINALLY GETTING A RACECAR BED?!!
 * Bart: Oh, please...
 * (Bloo opens his gift)
 * Bloo: A brand new paddle-ball! One...(fails to hit the ball) Meh, broken.
 * (Mac rolled his eyes but kept a spiritual smile)
 * Mr. Conductor: Seems this turned out to be a very Merry Christmas after all. *episode ends*

Plot

 * The Eds, The Powerpuff Girls, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Bart, Mac, Bloo, Lisa, Chicken and Kevin are at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race at Pocono Raceway in Long Pond, PA. During the pre-race festivities and a red flag during the race (cleanup after major accident) Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about races, competitions, and speed on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves A Point (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race (George Carlin)
 * 3) Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Hooray For Thomas! (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) The Tortoise and the Hare (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Let's Have A Race!

Quote 1

 * Edd: Well gentlemen, this is indeed our first NASCAR race together.
 * Bart: Yeah! And my 3rd race ever!
 * Eddy: I can't believe I met Kyle Busch before we left the garage to come to these stands!!!!! I hope Busch puts Dale Jr into the wall!
 * Ed: Like mayonnaise?!
 * Edd: Eddy, please show good sportsmanship. Thank you.
 * Lisa: You said it, Eddward. My bratty brother over here always told me that he wants Clint Bowyer to put Jeff Gordon into the wall, and I appear to respect Jeff Gordon very much.
 * Bart: (To himself) *scoff*. Lisa will soon weep when Bowyer puts Gordon into the wall on the first lap. *snickers*
 * Bubbles: I can't believe I met Kasey Kahne today.... awwww he's so cute!!!!! I want him to win today so I can-
 * Buttercup: Scream like crazy and try to get him to marry you?
 * Blossom: Buttercup, be nice.
 * Buttercup: Hmph!
 * Bloo: Look at these guys, Mac! I should totally be in the NASCAR races! I'd be the greatest imaginary racer in history!
 * Mac: *chuckles* Yeah, unless they hear about that "Best Road Trip Ever" (referring to the Foster's episode, "Bus the Two of Us") that resulted in a lot of damage and chaos! (laughs)
 * Bloo: Hey! I'm an awesome driver and I would SO get the hand of the controls!
 * Chicken: Oh, man! I can hardly wait! I could lay an egg! ...Despite that I is a MALE chicken!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Lisa's lap)
 * Lisa: Mr. Conductor, you're just in time to witness a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race.
 * Snap: What up, Bucko? You watchin' the race today?
 * Mr. Conductor: Why yes indeed, Snap. I'm watching it behind the catchfence in Turn #1 with my friends, the butterflies.
 * Rudy: Do they have races on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, indeed they do! Remember that race between Percy and Harold? (Blows whistle and "Percy Proves A Point" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Chicken: Now, that Percy is quite the racer!
 * Queen Rapsheeba: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!!!!
 * Lisa: HERE WE GO, GUYS!!!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Gotta head to Turn #1! (Disappears)
 * (Engines start with a roar and rev loudly)
 * Rudy: YEAH!!!!!!
 * Bart: WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 * Chicken: LET'S GETS IT STARTED, GUYS!!!!
 * Snap: (to himself, dreaming) Awwwww.... Man, Rapsheeba is hot!

Quote 2

 * (Cars leave pit road and head onto the track for 2 warmup laps behind the pace car)
 * Rudy: Man, I never heard stock cars in person in my life! Boy they are loud!!!!
 * Kevin: Yeah! If Rolf was here, he would definitely complain about the engine noise. Ha ha!
 * Chicken: If Cow was here, she'd be complainin' about the stupid noise and crushin' me out of needing her "big brother"!
 * Lisa: It's sad that Timmy couldn't come with us. I hope he's feeling better.
 * Kevin: Yeah, I feel bad for the little dude too, "Lise". But look on the bright side, he was quite a player to give me his ticket and pit-pass.
 * Chicken: Makes me wish Flem and Earl were here, not that hanging with youse guys ain't cool!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Bubbles' lap)
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles, I just heard that Thomas had just beat Bertie in a race today!
 * Bubbles: Good for Thomas! Did he win something?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you quickly before the cars come rolling by here. They're in Turn #1 right now! (Blows whistle and "Thomas & Bertie's Great Race" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Joe Moore: All right, race fans! The cars come offa Turn #3 past the "WHAT TURN 4?" logo on the wall and now roll onto the frontstretch! Pace car now pulls into pit road signaling that we will go green when they come to the start/finish line, and now for the call for the start of the Party At The Poconos 400, here's MRN Radio's Barney Hall!
 * Mr. Conductor (in unison to Joe Moore): Uh-oh! Better head to Turn #1 before the green flag waves! (Disappears)
 * Rudy: YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
 * Kevin (in unison): IT'S BOOGITY TIME!!!!!
 * Eddy (in unison): We're goin' green!!!!
 * Barney Hall (MRN Radio): A sold out crowd is packed here inside Pocono Raceway, they're about 500 feet from the start/finish line, *cars accelerate to take the green flag* now the green flag's in the air and we're underway here in the Party At The Pocono's 400, Brad Keselsowski gets a good jump at the drop of the green flag....
 * Buttercup: WE'RE UNDERWAY!!!!! WE'RE UNDERWAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
 * cars roar by in unison*
 * Bloo: YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
 * Mac (in unison): WHOOOO!!!!

Trivia

 * Barney Hall (1932-2016), Joe Moore, Dave Moody, Kyle Rickey, and Eli Gold are the NASCAR Commentators calling the race.
 * This episode is a tribute in loving memory of NASCAR legends, Buddy Baker (1941-2015) and Robert Yates (1943-2017).

Plot

 * The Eds, The Simpson Family, Timmy, The Foster's Gang, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Cow, Chicken, Jimmy Neutron and the Powerpuff Girls all go to the official opening of a new amusement park. But Eddy, Bloo, Jimmy and Timmy are too short to go on a roller coaster they really want to ride, Bubbles and Eduardo are afraid of going on certain rides and others are off making all sorts of chaos. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about fairs, rides and other similar events on Sodor. After "Rheneas & The Roller Coaster" MRN Radio commentators, Barney Hall, Joe Moore, and Eli Gold appears and asks the gang would they participate in a special race held inside an indoor NASCAR themed Go-Kart track inside the theme park. (using NASCAR rules) Barney Hall, Joe Moore, and Eli Gold guest commentate the race, making everyone surprised to see them commentate the 20-lap go-cart race. Mac won the race and he and the gang became great friends with Barney Hall, Joe Moore, and Eli Gold. (foreshadowing the "NASCAR 2000 Season Fantasy Edition" wikis)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Grand Opening (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (George Carlin)
 * 4) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Rheneas and the Roller Coaster (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Born to be Wild (Performed by Steppenwolf as the future NASCAR drivers raced each other)

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with an overview of an amusement park and then the camera moved down on our heroes.)
 * Eddy: Can you believe it, guys? We're at the opening of the world's biggest amusement park!
 * Ed: This'll be so cool!
 * Edd: As long as we stick together and don't make a scene, gentlemen.
 * Homer: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! What should I get to eat first? A hot dog? Some popcorn? Cotton candy?!
 * Marge: Easy, Homer.
 * Lisa: Mom's right, Dad. We should go on the rides first.
 * Bart: Yeah, wouldn't want you to rain barf on anyone! *laughs*
 * Homer: Why, you little-!
 * (He tried to strangle Bart, but was stopped by Wilt)
 * Wilt: Homer. I'm sorry, but there shouldn't be any physical assault today.
 * Eduardo: We es here to have fun!
 * Coco: Coco!
 * Homer: *groan*
 * Jimmy Neutron: This is going to be a most exhilarating experience! If only Carl and Sheen could have come. But Carl has a doctor's appointment and Sheen's busy watching an Ultra-Lord marathon.
 * Wilt: No worries, Jimmy. It'll be fun having new friends to go with for a change. Not saying your friends are bad or anything, it's just they seem like nice kids despite their flaws and I don't wanna intentionally offend them. Sorry, does that make sense?
 * Jimmy: In my own words: Most absolutely.
 * Timmy: Man, I've never gone to an amusement park with such a big party before.
 * Mac: Trust me, I have and it was much bigger than this. I just hope Bloo doesn't do anything stupid to get us banned from here.
 * Bloo: Relax, I'm the life of the amusement park.
 * Snap: Well, stick with me, Bucko and you'll stay out of trouble.
 * (Rudy and Penny roll their eyes)
 * Buttercup: I can't wait to hit the roller coasters!
 * Chicken: I hears ya, B.C. I just hopes there's at least one I can ride where I ain't too short!
 * Cow: I can help you fit on the big rides, Big Brother.
 * Chicken: Thanks, but nos thanks, Cow. I still gots aches from the last time youse made me tall enough for a roller coaster! (referring to the very Cow and Chicken short)
 * Bubbles: Well, I wanna go through the butterfly garden! It looks so cute!
 * Blossom: I'm game for anything. And by the way, Ms. Foster-
 * Frankie: Please, call me Frankie.
 * Blossom: Frankie. I'm surprised Mr. Herriman was up to coming.
 * Frankie: The rabbit's really strict and serious about rules, but he can sort of cut loose.
 * Rudy: So wait, who will watch over Foster's?
 * Frankie: My grandma. And if I know her, she'll be throwing some wild party that I'm gonna have to clean up after once we're home!
 * Timmy: Hey, don't worry, Frankie. I can help you clean that house up in a jiff!
 * Frankie: No, Timmy. I don't want you to suffer.
 * Timmy: Trust me, it's no problem. You might say it'll be clean like magic! (glances at his watch with Cosmo and Wanda inside)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Penny: Mr. Conductor, are you here for the amusement park as well?
 * Mr. Conductor: I just hope I don't get trampled. I wanna have as much fun as everyone else.
 * Bubbles: Have there ever been any grand openings on the Island of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, indeed. Skarloey was running late when Sir Topham Hatt and Lady Hatt needed help.
 * Snap: So what did the late Bucko do?
 * Eddy: Boring! Let's hit the rides!
 * Edd: Eddy, manners.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll be glad to tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "The Grand Opening" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After Last Story)


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, look who we have here?! *disappears*
 * Bart: *loud gasp* Oh my God! M-M-MRN Radio!
 * Timmy: Me and Bubbles used to and always will listen to you guys on the radio on weekends during the NASCAR season!
 * Bubbles: Your voices sound so cute on the radio. I can't believe I'm seeing you in person for the first time! *giggles*
 * Barney Hall: Well, thank you Bubbles, that comment was very uplifting.
 * Timmy: Wait, you know Bubbles?
 * Mike Bagley: Why of course kind little buck-toothed kid, no offense to you. Bubbles and the other Powerpuff Girls saved Dave Moody from Fuzzy Lumpkins the other day.
 * Joe Moore: We thought it would be a brilliant idea coming here to repay the girls and and get to know all of you.
 * Eli Gold: And we sure love to meet new friends, especially to witness new talent.
 * Edd: Pleasure, gentlemen. I'm Eddward. These are my fellows, Ed and Eddy. And this huge party's the rest of our many friends whom I'm sure you're bound to know the names of eventually.
 * Timmy: Me and Bubbles got into you when we were 5 year olds.
 * Bubbles: OH MY GOSH!!! I AM SUCH A FAN!!
 * Eddy: Puh-lease! I'm twice the fan as these guys!
 * Ed: Like popsicles?
 * Buttercup: *annoyed sigh*
 * Dave Moody: So you like to race, huh?
 * Timmy: Absolutely, right guys?
 * The Gang: Right!
 * Joe Moore: So how would you like to race in the NASCAR Winston Cup Series sometime and become on our roster for many years?
 * Edd: Why, it'd be an honor, sir!
 * Lisa: Edd's right. We were born to race!
 * Ed: Like turtles and bunny rabbits?! (referring to the childrens' story, "The Tortoise and the Hare")
 * Eli Gold: *chuckles* Sure. We would love to see your skills in that NASCAR themed go-cart track (points to the theme-park facility in unison) and maybe someday we can get you in the big leagues, what do you think?
 * Buttercup: Kickin' bumper is my middle name!
 * Edd: We accept your request.
 * (scene fades to Mr. Herriman coming to the park, sees a packed crowd still surrounding the go-cart track, hearing MRN commentate in the background)
 * Mr. Herriman: Hmmm... I say, whatever is going on here?
 * Barney Hall (voice only / heard in the distance in unison to the beginning of "Born to be Wild") They come to the line, green flag goes in the air (scene cuts to MRN crew commentating at the go-cart track* and they take off for turns 1 & 2, they immediately pull out to pass as Eddward Marion leads them to Turn #1.
 * (Scene brings us into a montage of the future NASCAR drivers racing as the song continued)
 * (19 laps later; "Born to be Wild" continuing to play)
 * Mike Bagley: Here they come off of Turns 1 & 2 for the final time today! Timmy Turner and Mac Kazoo are side-by-side for the win here inside the Peach Creek Land go-cart oval!

Trivia

 * The MRN Radio crew guest star in this episode.
 * This episode is decidated in loving memory of NASCAR analyst Steve Byrnes (1969-2015), and MRN Radio legend, Barney Hall (1932-2016).

Plot

 * Bubbles felt extremely sad after Buttercup threw Octi down the sewer. Jackie Evancho, Fluttershy, and Timmy Turner (with Cosmo & Wanda on his watch) felt sorry for Bubbles and gave her hugs (except Cosmo and Wanda). Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about tradgedy and empathy on the Island Of Sodor. After the story "Granpuff", Bubbles became worried. And after the story, "Toby's Windmill" she still sadly complained wondering what would become of Duke The Lost Engine, so Mr. Conductor decided himself to try and calm poor sad Bubbles down by telling "Sleeping Beauty". After the last story, Edd and Ed gave Octi back to Bubbles after Ed rescued the stuffed animal from the stinky sewers, and Edd helped to clean and wash Octi. Afterwards, when Mr. Conductor disappeared, the gang is paid a visit from musician, Luciano Pavarotti. Bubbles was the MOST thrilled, because opera was her FAVORITE genre. Pavarotti warmly greets them, and tells them how he discovered their operatic talents he discovered after overhearing them where they live every time he passes by, and that he contacted Jackie wondering where are the beautiful voices coming from, and that she told them they were coming from her friends (the regular gang) and he agreed to pay them a visit. Pavarotti then informed the gang that he is holding masterclasses for them (with Il Volo as their private vocal trainers to prep for their tirals/auditions for the opera company) to see their talents and hire them into the opera company to perform opera. Fluttershy asks Pavarotti what does he sound like because she never heard of him. Pavarotti performs "Che Gelida Manina" (from Puccini's "La Boheme"), stunning everyone, especially Fluttershy. She teared up of his beautiful God-like tenor voice. The regular gang agreed, and the episode ended.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry! (George Carlin)
 * 2) Granpuff (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toby and the Windmill (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Sleeping Beauty (George Carlin)
 * 5) Henry's Forest (George Carlin)

Song

 * Che Gelida Manina (sung by Luciano Pavarotti)

Quote 1

 * Bubbles: *weeping and crying*
 * (Jackie, Fluttershy, and Timmy enter the house)
 * Jackie: *gasp* (kindly) Bubbles, what's wrong...?
 * Fluttershy: Awww.... Bubbles....
 * Timmy: What happened, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: *crying* O-once I was p-playing with Octi, *sad gasp* and Buttercup became so m-mad, (sad pants) and sh-sh-SHE CAME AND THREW OCTI DOWN THE SEWER!!!! *bawls*
 * Jackie: Awwww.... *Puts her hand on Bubbles shoulder* don't cry, Bubbles. I'm very sure that Octi will be rescued from the sewer.
 * Timmy: I just hope so, Jackie.
 * Fluttershy: I really think you need a hug, Bubbles. *hugs poor Bubbles*
 * Timmy: We should join in, Jackie.
 * Jackie: Of course, Timmy.
 * (All hug cutely)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust with his sob story booth)
 * Mr. Conductor: *crying*
 * Fluttershy: Awww... what's wrong, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, it's the sob stories I heard on the Island Of Sodor. They were so sad, it was wonderful!
 * Jackie: How are sad stories wonderful, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: They're wonderful as long as there's a happy ending. After all, everybody likes a good cry now and then.
 * Jackie: Well Bubbles is finding her sorrow difficult to handle, Mr. Conductor.
 * Timmy: Yeah, all because Buttercup yanked Octi out from her arms and threw him in the sewer.
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a sob story that not even the engines on the Island Of Sodor would want to hear. In fact, they've already had their fair share of sob stories.
 * Fluttershy: I hope the engines are feeling okay.
 * Mr. Conductor: Awww... they are, Fluttershy. Henry The Green Engine has plenty of sob-stories that he would tell. Well.... I'll tell you one for him. (Blows whistle and "Come Out, Henry!" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Ed, Edd, I am very proud of both of you for cheering up poor Bubbles by reuniting her with Octi.
 * Edd: Well, that's why we did our job, Mr. Conductor. And plus, Buttercup now feels terribly guilty for what she had done because she was spoken to severely by the Professor back in Townsville.
 * Ed: Like music teachers?!
 * (All laugh)
 * Mr. Conductor: And speaking of music teachers, I gotta help Bart with a report on rock stars. Bye! *disappears*
 * All: Bye, Mr. Conductor.
 * Timmy: We're very glad the return of your Octi cheered you up a lot.
 * Bubbles: Thank you, Timmy.
 * Jackie: To let everyone know, we are expecting someone to see us today and our guest will be arriving any minute.
 * Edd: Do tell, Jackie. I'm looking forward to this guest.
 * Ed: Ooh! Is it the creature from "Rampage of the Living Lawnmowers?!"
 * Bubbles and Fluttershy: *shrieks*
 * Bubbles (sadly / scared) Hold me, Timmy.... *sobs in Timmy's arms*
 * Fluttershy (sadly): Please hold me, Jackie.... Ed frightened my poor heart.... *sobs in Jackie's arms*
 * Jackie (while hugging Fluttershy / calmly): (soothing Fluttershy) Aw, don't be afraid, Flutters. *kisses her slowly on the cheek*
 * Timmy (while hugging a sobbing Bubbles): Uh, Lumpy. Can you please give it a break with your monster movie crud for once?! (to Bubbles) *shushes Bubbles calmly* There, there, Bubbles..... *shushes Bubbles calmly*
 * Edd: And what Ed says is pure fiction, Bubbles and kind Fluttershy.
 * Ed: Does it mean I won't EVER meet a real monster?!
 * Edd: Ed, hush.
 * Ed: *groans*
 * [Edd's doorbell rings]
 * Edd: My, I wonder who's ringing my doorbell?
 * Jackie (kindly): I'll get it, Double-D.

Trivia

 * The Professor actually called Buttercup on her iPhone to scold her after Blossom tattletaled on the phone.
 * This episode is dedicated in loving memory of Luciano Pavarotti (1935-2007).

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor has a campout at Shining Time Station and invites Ed, Edd, Bart, Lisa, Timmy, Rudy, Penny, Jackie and Bubbles. He also invited Snap and Eddy, but Snap caught a cold and Eddy was grounded for scamming Jackie out of her money. Originally, they were to camp out in the woods, but rain interfered. Bubbles felt sad and to cheer her up, the gang sets up an indoor camping sight. Mr. Conductor also tells stories from the Island of Sodor fitting for such a night. In the end, Bubbles still feeling a little sad couldn't sleep. Jackie understood this and performs "Made to Dream" which brought tears of happiness to Bubbles' eyes and everyone was able to sleep.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train (George Carlin)
 * 2) No Sleep for Cranky (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) The Flying Kipper (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Made to Dream (Performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with the gang inside Shining Time Station with a cooking device built by Edd, and a flashlight campfire on a cold, dismal, rainy night)
 * Timmy: Man, these are great s'mores! That cooking device really works, Double Dude!
 * Rudy: I'll say. Especially from a cul-de-sac where kids use whatever's lying around.
 * Edd: Thank you, gentlemen.
 * Bart: Can we roast hot dogs next?
 * Lisa: It was nice of you to invite us, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Lisa. I picked the right day to have it too.
 * Ed: Is it Tuesday?!
 * Timmy: Ed! Don't you have a calendar?! It's Friday! The best day along with Saturday to do all kinds of fun!
 * Bubbles (sitting by herself on the bench below Mr. Conductor's signalhouse): Then why did Mother Nature decide to make it rain?
 * Jackie: What's wrong, Bubbles?
 * Penny: What's bothering you, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: Our plan was to go camping in the woods, but the rain had to happen! I was really looking forward to camping in the woods, seeing the animals and doing all kinds of other fun stuff! (cries)
 * (Jackie comforts her)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on the bench)
 * Mr. Conductor: Cheer up, Bubbles. There's always next time for anything.
 * Ed: Like movie theaters?!
 * Edd: Cast away those melancholy blues, Bubbles. We knew this night was important to you so we did the best we could here in the station to make it feel like camping out.
 * Jackie: And you were lucky Eddy couldn't come. He's grounded for scamming my money out of me.
 * Edd: Tell me, Jackie. Did you retrieve your money?
 * Jackie: Yes. Eddy's dad gave it to me when I rung the bell and asked kindly for my money back.
 * Bart: Weren't you freaked out? Eddy's dad is a giant! The World's largest Athlete! (referring to WWE Superstar, The Big Show)
 * Lisa: We're getting off-topic. But I'm sure you would have liked to see Snap too if it wasn't for the terrible fever he came down with.
 * Rudy: Yeah, that reminds me, I have to draw him up a get well card.
 * Mr. Conductor: And that reminds me of the mail trains on the Island of Sodor. Would a story cheer you up, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: *sniffles* I...I-I...guess so...
 * Timmy (in his head): Poor Bubbles. She's really disappointed about this. And I would know, I've faced it a lot in Dimmsdale.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then, what are we waiting for? (blows whistle and "Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Oliver's Find")
 * Ed: *yawn* Yup, eyes are closing. Bedtime, Double-D?
 * Edd: It certainly is a most appropriate time for us to slumber.
 * Rudy: Those were some great stories, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you, Rudy.
 * Penny: Bubbles, are you coming to sleep with the rest of us?
 * Bubbles: I guess so, but I'm still a little sad.
 * Lisa: Oh, dear. What would cheer you fully up?
 * Bart: I know! How about I sneak into Eddy's house, pour cold water on him while he's sleeping and show you the results on ViewTube?!
 * Timmy: *laughs* That'd be hilarious!
 * Jackie: I think I know something Bubbles would like much better.
 * (scene fades to Jackie performing "Made to Dream")
 * Bubbles: (halfway into the song begins tearing up)
 * (After Song)
 * Edd: Why, Jackie. That was most beautiful!
 * Lisa: It sounds so much better in person!
 * (Ed, Bart and Rudy all asleep snoring)
 * Penny: I enjoyed it myself.
 * Bubbles: Oh, thank you, Jackie! I don't feel sad anymore! So much that I don't care if we never take an actual camping trip outside! Tonight was so much fun!
 * (Then the scene faded to everyone asleep.)
 * Mr. Conductor: *yawns* Am I glad to finally go to sleep. This was a long night for me. (disappears)
 * (Episode Ends)

Plot

 * Ed, Edd, Jackie, Jimmy (from "Ed Edd n Eddy"), Ash, Misty, Timmy, The Powerpuff Girls, Bart, and Lisa go bowling in Springfield Lanes and realized they were the only customers there that night. Eddy, Mac and Bloo couldn't make it because Eddy was grounded by his dad, The Big Show for yelling at Jackie, and calling her the "b" word after she unwittingly ruined his scam (when the Big Show wasn't home, and that Jackie ratted Eddy out secretly on text message, only for Eddy to greet his gigantic dad as he pulled in the driveway and get hurled by him and told he's grounded), Mac working on a project for NASCAR Team Fastex school over the weekend and Bloo watching an Ultra-Lord Marathon with Sheen. Jimmy gets sad and frustrated that he can't bowl as well as the others and get into a similar accident as in "Know It All Ed", on his last frame of the first game. They all tried comforting him, and encouraged to try hard and never give up. Timmy tells stories about engines trying their best to give him advice. Jimmy still feels down in the dumps even after the stories. The gang still tries to find a way to inspire Jimmy. Soon to their surprise, was PBA Bowler, Jason Belmonte (nicknamed "Belmo" by Timmy and Bart), and they told him about poor Jimmy. At first, Jimmy was afraid and shy of him because he never knew him, until Timmy told him he is a professional bowler on TV to help. Slowly but surely, Jimmy got used to him after Jason Belmonte gave him advice and showed him his incredible bowling talent. He inspired Jimmy so much, that Jimmy tried hard the very next game, using Jason Belmonte's unique-style bowling technique. With Jason Belmonte mentoring him, Jimmy bowled a 300 game (perfect game). Everyone, especially Jimmy thanked Jason Belmonte, they got his autograph, and agreed to be his great friend. Jason Belmonte decided to bowl along with the gang, and "The Locomotion" fades in, playing throughout the episode and the end credits.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Foolish Freight Cars
 * 2) Rusty Saves The Day
 * 3) Edward's Exploit
 * 4) Gallant Old Engine
 * 5) Bulldog

Song

 * The Locomotion (played by Atomic Kitten)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins with the gang arriving at Springfield Lanes)
 * Timmy: Whoa. Wouldn't you know it? We're like the only ones here! Awesome! No lines for registration or the snack bar! I can't wait to knock over some pins!
 * Ash: Yeah! Just because I'm soon to be the world's greatest pokemon master, doesn't mean I can't be as good at bowling too!
 * Misty: It must be nice to dream when you're wide awake.
 * Ash: Aaugh...! Ha, You'll cry from being jealous when I win!
 * Lisa: Timmy, where did Mr. Conductor meet Ash and Misty again?
 * Timmy: Somewhere between places called Kanto and Johto. He wanted us to get to know 'em. Too bad he's busy writing letters to his friends. Mac and Bloo would've come too, let alone Mac isn't exactly the best bowler, (reference to the Foster's episode, The Big Lablooski)
 * Jimmy (in his mind): That makes two of us.
 * Timmy: While Bloo's surprisingly an AWESOME bowler. (reference to the same episode.) But Mac has a big school project to work on over the weekend for Team Fastex NASCAR school, and Bloo's watching an Ultra-Lord marathon with Sheen. Any who, whatever happens, leave it all to me!
 * Buttercup: This is gonna kick Gangreen heiny!! You ready, Bart-man?
 * Bart: You know I am, Butter-babe.
 * Bubbles: I love bowling! Especially when I pick the cutest bowling ball!
 * Blossom: But it's just as important to exercise and use good strategy.
 * Lisa: Well said, Blossom.
 * Jimmy (in his mind): Easier said than done for me...
 * Ed: Fore! Where's the field, Double-D?
 * Edd: Ed, this is a bowling alley. I'm afraid you're thinking of golf.
 * Ed: Do I still get a shiny stick?!
 * Jackie: (laughs) That Ed is a real card. Not like Eddy.
 * Edd: Oh, yes. What did you say happened with him?
 * Jackie: I ruined a scam of his by accident and he thoughtlessly yelled at me and even called me the...b word.
 * Edd: Oh dear! The language!
 * Jackie: Yes. I was so hurt by his tone and language, I shouted back at him in offense. But luckily, I secretly texted his dad-
 * Bart: You mean The Big Show?! I nearly spilled my buzz cola when I first saw him!
 * Jackie: That's him. I told him about Eddy's behavior and when he pulled into his and Eddy's driveway, Eddy, thrilled to see him home, got hurled by him and punished.
 * Edd: Oh my-! As much as Eddy deserved a lesson, despite he never actually DOES learn. I believe his father should leave his wrestling moves and strategies in the WWE ring.
 * Timmy: Enough chit-chat, gang! We got a big night of bowling ahead of us!
 * Gang (except Jimmy): Yeah!
 * (Scene fades to Ed bowling a strike)
 * Ed: Toot! Toot! I win!
 * Misty: Ed-! You barely knocked over pins your first 9 turns. You're lucky you got a strike at all.
 * Ed: Strike? Like protesters?
 * Edd: Different kind, Ed. (Sees Jimmy's name is flashing on the scoreboard) Oh! Jimmy! You're up, Jimmy!
 * Jimmy (nervously): O-o-ok, Double-D!
 * (Jimmy grabs his bowling ball feeling very heavy to him, he tossed it onto the lane, but he ended up rolling down the lane with it knocking over the pins similar to in the EENE episode, "Know it all Ed")
 * Ed: Jimmy scored!
 * Edd: Oh dear-! I hope he's alright.
 * (Jimmy [curled into a ball] and his ball come out on the ball return)
 * Ed (helps Jimmy back to his regular shape by snapping him like a towel): Gee, Jimmy, you're good.
 * Jimmy: No, I'm not! I'm so inadequate! (cries as he ran under the gang's table where they had eaten pizza and drank cola)
 * Blossom: Jimmy, are you alright? Are you hurt?
 * Jimmy: No.
 * Buttercup: Then what do you have to cry about?!
 * Blossom: Buttercup-!
 * Edd: Please, Jimmy. Come out from under there. We merely want to assist.
 * (Jimmy slowly comes out quivering and sobbing)
 * Lisa: Good, Jimmy. Now, what has you so sad about making a few gutterballs?
 * Jimmy: Well, Lisa...(sniffs) I've always been a big bowling fan even if I couldn't bowl a perfect game. But I've never been good at other sports! And I knocked down the least pins out of everyone! I don't know if I can ever improve at bowling! (cries)
 * Timmy: Aw, Jimmy, dude. You sound just like James did when he was recovering from his mishap with his coaches.
 * Jimmy: James?
 * Edd: Tell me, Timmy. Do you tell Thomas stories too?
 * Timmy: Aw, you bet. I know just about everything that goes on on Sodor.
 * Jackie: Maybe if you told Jimmy some useful stories, he'll cheer up and he'll regain his confidence.
 * Jimmy: Are you sure, Jackie?
 * Timmy: It's worth a shot, Jim. You just need to learn to be persistent. Anyway, James as I mentioned was recovering from a mishap when his next job was to carry a bunch of freight cars. Let me fill you all in! (blows whistle and "Foolish Freight Cars" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Bulldog")
 * Jimmy (sadly / doubtfully): Duke may not have given up, but what if I can't show the strength of a bulldog?! I'll always be a weakling!!!!
 * Misty (worried): Oh no! Poor Jimmy's talking bad about himself worse than ever!
 * Ash: There has GOTTA be a way to teach Jimmy to try hard and not feel too down.
 * Blossom: If the stories can't assist poor Jimmy, who can?!
 * Bart: Practically, NO ONE!
 * Lisa: Bart!
 * Timmy: Relax guys, I'm sure there is SOME way to teach the little dude.
 * Edd: Timmy's right, gang. Jimmy, what can we do to help you improve your bowling skills?
 * Jimmy (sadly): Remind me never to bowl again! That's what!
 * Bubbles: But, Jimmy, if you quit bowling, you'll never know if you can bowl a perfect game!
 * Ed: Or bowl for chowder?! (reference to the band, "Bowling for Soup")
 * Edd: Ed, hush.
 * Ed: *groans*
 * Timmy: Shush, guys. I hear the door open on from the other side.
 * Bart: Probably Homeboy to pick us up.
 * Lisa: Bart, it's not even time to go home yet.
 * Timmy: Hey, gang?
 * Gang (except Jimmy): What?
 * Timmy: I think we've JUST the right person to teach and inspire Jimmy!
 * Jason Belmonte (in unsion, Jimmy runs and hides): 'Ey young mates, what's up?
 * Ash: Oh my God! J-J-J-Jason Belmonte! I IDOLIZE you!
 * Bart: I saw you knock over some major pins on PBA! You the man!
 * Lisa: Pleasure to meet you, Jason. I'm Lisa, Lisa Marie Simpson.
 * Jason Belmonte: Pleasure to meet you, Lisa.
 * Timmy: Hey Jimmy, we got somebody--. Where's Jimmy?
 * Ed: I forget...?
 * Bart: Lumpy-! That doesn't really help!
 * Jason Belmonte: What Jimmy are you all talkin' about?
 * Jackie: *hears Jimmy whimpering under the gang's table where there are pizza and snacks* I found him, he's under here. Jimmy, what's wrong? Please come out.
 * Jimmy (scared and shyly): W-wh-who i-is t-th-this s-st-stranger?
 * Ash: Aw, c'mon, Jimmy! Stranger?! That's JASON BELMONTE, a PRO bowler!
 * Jimmy (still shy and afraid): I-it's n-ni-nice to m-m-meet y-y-you. B-b-but I d-d-don't n-n-need y-y-your help.
 * Jason Belmonte (calmly): C'mon, Jim. I won't bite ya.... I'm 'ere to MENTOR you. I figured you need some help and advice from an actual PBA bowling superstar.
 * Jimmy (slowly but surely recovering from being shy): R-r-really? You came to help ME?
 * Bubbles: So Jason, how are you going to teach poor little Jimmy how to bowl better and never give up?
 * Timmy: Yeah, Belmo! How are you gonna teach Jimmy?
 * Jason Belmonte: I know just the way, Tim. (To Jimmy) So, Jimmy. I am now gonna give you some advice that will help ya do better in bowling. I'm gonna be your mentor.
 * Jimmy (nervously): O-o-okay, Mr. Jason.
 * Jason Belmonte: I know it might be hard for you, but what you need to do before pickin' up your bowlin' ball, is that first you clean off the bowlin' ball with your towel, then.... use the rosen on your rollin' hand to gain the grip and spin of the ball.
 * Bart (in his thoughts): And we TOLD him to use the rosen, but he don't listen.
 * Jimmy: Okay.
 * Jason Belmonte: And your main trouble is that you were using the one-handed style when it's not fit for you. Try the TWO-HANDED style like me. And this time, add a LOT of focus to how you are goin' to spin the ball to knock down the pins.
 * Jimmy: I will try that, Mr. Jason.
 * Jason Belmonte (calmly): Atta mate, Jimmy. First, watch ME.
 * Jimmy: Okay, Mr. Jason. *watches Jason along with the gang*
 * Jason Belmonte: *cleans off the bowling ball, then dusts his rolling hand with the rosen, then gets set in his rolling position, then rolls the ball in his signature two-handed style, and bowls a strike*
 * Timmy (in amazement): Wow! I've never seen anyone make a strike like that in my whole life! Awesome!
 * Edd: That was really intriguing, Jason.
 * Jackie: Perhaps Jimmy COULD try your moves and listen to your advice.
 * Jason Belmonte: So, you ready Jimmy?
 * Jimmy: I'm ready, Mr. Jason!
 * Jason Belmonte: Good, so first, you must clean your bowlin' ball with the towel so get the lane-oil off so the ball can spin the way you want it.
 * Jimmy: Got it, Mr. Jason! *cleans the bowling ball with a towel*
 * Jason Belmonte: So far so good, Jimmy. Now, you must use the rosen so you can gain grip on the ball.
 * Jimmy: *dusts and pats the rosen single-handed on the right arm*
 * Jason Belmonte: Good boy, Jimmy. Now get into position, concentrate on where you want to roll and spin the ball, and then roll it in the two-handed style I taught ya.
 * Jimmy: Got it, Mr. Jason! Here I go! *gets into position, concentrates on where he must roll the bowling ball, rolls it in the two-handed style, and bowls a strike*
 * Ash: WHOA!
 * Lisa: Woo-hoo! Jimmy made a perfect shot at last!
 * Bart: You are THE MAN, Jimmy! That shot was AWESOME!
 * Jimmy (happily): I'm so awesome!!! This is the best experience I've ever had!
 * Timmy: Well, you all up for another game?!
 * Gang: Yeah!!!!!
 * (Later)
 * Timmy: You just bowled a 300 game, Jimmy!!!! All strikes!
 * Bart (happily): Just PERFECT!!!!
 * Bubbles: Hooray for Jimmy!
 * Ed: Yeah! Good shot, Jimmy!
 * Buttercup: I was THIS CLOSE to beating Jimmy--!
 * Blossom: Buttercup-!
 * Jimmy: I really thank you so much for teaching me how to bowl, Mr. Jason. You have become a really good friend of mine!
 * Jason Belmonte: Ey' no problem, Jimmy. You all up to a game to see if you all can beat a pro-bowler?
 * Gang: Yeah!!!!
 * ("The Locomotion" fades in in unison)
 * Buttercup: Oh, yeah! I'm up for competition, baby!
 * Timmy: And after the game, we can get autographs!
 * Jason Belmonte (happily): *chuckles happily* Sounds good, Tim. Let's bowl!
 * Gang: *cheers* *clips of the gang and Jason Belmonte bowling show during "The Locomotion", then the episode ends with the gang and Jason Belmonte still bowling, and "The Locomotion" still plays into the end credits*

Trivia

 * This is the first time Timmy Turner tells Thomas Stories since "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition"
 * PBA Bowler, Jason Belmonte guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Jackie was in her room home alone (taking place the same night as the next episode, "Kiss The Ed"), with a picture of Edd, feeling strong love for the intelligent Ed boy. Jackie felt sad and nervous (like Edd in the next episode), but she wanted to confess her strong love and devotion for him. Timmy Turner (in his pajamas / 16 inches tall) appears and tries helping Jackie with stories on the Island Of Sodor (Mr. Conductor did the same with Edd in the next episode.). Jackie was still a little nervous, so Timmy calmly told her that Edd likes music (the exact similar way Stacy and the kids encouraged Mr. Conductor to talk to Harry in the "Shining Time Station" episode "Two Old Hands"). After Timmy disappeared, Jackie sang to herself and the picture of Edd "Fix You". The episode faded out right after the song while facing the Edd picture, and with a silhouette of Jackie's shadow running out of the room (with a keyboard) and the episode ended.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Runs Away
 * 2) Percy Helps Out
 * 3) Thomas & Stepney
 * 4) Edward The Very Useful Engine
 * 5) Saved From Scrap (repeat)

Song

 * Fix You (Performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens in Jackie's house in her bedroom on a clear night with a depressed but heartfelt Jackie on her bed holding a picture of Edd)
 * Jackie (depressed but heartfelt): (in unison, rubs her index finger on the picture of Edd) Oh, Edd... I had lots of fun with you at Shining Time Station the last few holidays, at Springfield Lanes, the sleepover and at the NASCAR Valentine's dance. *deep depressed sigh* If only you knew how much I REALLY love you. Eddy makes you suffer too much. *voice cracks in the end*
 * (Timmy appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Timmy: Hi, Jackie. Why so bummed?
 * Jackie: Timmy, *depressed sigh* I really love Edd so much.*sad deep breath* but I don't know how to explain and confess my strong, devoted love for him. I just hope Edd loves me back, Tim. *voice cracks at the end* I-I-I mean my heart sinks every time I witness poor Edd being bullied and manipulated by Eddy, and I cry every night WORRYING about him, and I just hope there would be a way I can save Edd from that puny little monster (referring to Eddy) *voice cracks at the end, and tears up out of heart*
 * Timmy (calmly): Awwww..... don't cry, Jackie. Believe me, I, for one, speak for ALL of us when I say I can't STAND how Eddy treats Double-D either! Your love for him is THE KEY to the sunshine he's always needed in his life!
 * Jackie (in tears): Really, Timmy? That's so beautiful and therpeautic of you to say! But...what if Eddy beats me in keeping me away from Edd?! He's a lying, selfish, manipulative TRUE terror to me AND Edd! Edd doesn't even know the kind of person Eddy REALLY is!!!! (voice cracks as she begins to tear up more)
 * Timmy (calmly): Ah, don't worry, Jackie. Furthermore, Edd NEEDS a brave, honest, loving, kind-hearted, sweet girl like you to help him escape Dorky's manipulation. All you have to do is give him time to really notice Dorky's true colors before revealing the REAL him to Edd. Because Dorky has to act like a jerk to you so Edd can see the TRUE monster in him for the way he acts towards you. Remember Jackie, Dorky HATES you out of jealousy, and he is afraid you are going to reveal the REAL him (foreshadowing the episode, "Safe And Ed") to Edd. I KNOW it, princess. You HAVE the power, patience, and proper-timing to help Edd realize that he was wrongfully friends with a bully like Dorky, and that he WILL know you ARE a hero for saving his life.
 * Jackie (softly, in tears): Thank you, Timmy. *sniffles softly* But I just don't know if I'll be able to face and confess to Edd my love for him. *voice cracks in the end*
 * Timmy: Awwwww, no worries, Jackie. Confessing your love, honesty, and kind-heart to Edd can't be any harder than facing bogus problems. Percy tried running away when Gordon nearly wailed on him and man, was that something.
 * Jackie: What happened?
 * Timmy: I was just about to fill you in on it! (blows whistle and "Percy Runs Away" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Saved From Scrap")
 * Jackie: Edward really reminds me of Edd. They both put a friend before themselves..
 * Timmy: That's right. And Edd's a friend worth putting before yourself.
 * Jackie (still feeling depressed/heartfelt as she was throughout the entire episode / in tears): *voice cracks in the beginning* *sad sigh* I just hope I fix Edd in time before it's too late.... *more tears trickle down her face*
 * Timmy (calmly): Ah, you'll do fine, Jackie. I promise. Edd loves you SO MUCH and he WILL listen to you and follow your kind-hearted, honest, brave, loving, caring ways, and his life WILL change for the better- no, BEST! Remember, Jackie. Dorky needs to ACT LIKE A JEALOUS JERK to you IN FRONT of Edd 24/7, and Edd WILL see the monster inside him, and he will feel MORE worried for you, and hate Dorky more than ever, and he WILL wake up until you FINALLY REVEAL him if for example, he is injured in the hospital on account of Dorky! (Foreshadowing the episode, "Safe And Ed")
 * Jackie: You're right, Timmy! I WILL remember the most IMPORTANT words from you that I will EVER need in my life!!!! I WILL save Edd from the misery in his life that IS Eddy! And he WILL be liked- no, LOVED AND RESPECTED by the rest of the cul-de-sac kids, once he's FREE from that prison guard (Eddy) who's imprisoning him from a happy, BEAUTIFUL life!
 * Timmy: Yeah! That's it! Now you're showing courage, Jackie! All you gotta do for starters, is WIN his heart!!!!
 * Jackie (in tears): But what can I do to encourage Edd to love me? *voice cracks at the end*
 * Timmy: Well, you have passion and love for this, because I know what Edd loves most of all other than science, history, and technology, *short pause* (calmly) Edd loves MUSIC. You can express your feelings for him with your incredible talent. (foreshadowing the episode "Kiss The Ed")
 * Jackie (calmly): *voice cracks in the beginning* Oh thank you, Timmy. I feel a little better, and after hearing your advice and your stories, I will try and pluck up courage and try to win Edd's love, heart, and affection.
 * Timmy: Trust me, Jackie, I would never steer you wrong.
 * Jackie (bravely but still dreadfully nervous inside): I'm gonna try my best and do this for you, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Go get 'em, Princess! You'll definitely win Edd's heart! I GUARANTEE it! *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Jackie (softly / feeling a little depressed but confident): (while looking at her picture of Edd and rubbing her index finger on it) I'm still nervous deep down. *deep sad sigh* but I mustn't let my friend, Timmy down. He believes that I can do it. I CAN do it. I just need to show Edd my incredible talent. But I really hope he really loves me, and realizes that Eddy was a monster to him all throughout his life. I must fix his suffering heart. *scene fades into her singing "Fix You" while looking at the picture and dreaming about her possible good times with Edd (foreshadowing the future episodes) and Edd turning on Eddy* *After "Fix You", the episode fades out in unison to a view of Edd picture with a silhouette of Jackie's shadow exiting the room with a keyboard*

Trivia

 * This is the first episode Timmy Turner is 16-inches tall.

Plot

 * Edd was dreadfully nervous about confessing his love for Jackie. One night in the cul-de-sac, Mr. Conductor appears and tells Edd stories of confidence on the Island Of Sodor. After the last story, and after Mr. Conductor left for Leaky Park to fix leaks, Jackie came (with a keyboard), and kindly serenaded Edd with her cover of Evanescence's "My Immortal". Double-D tried to pluck up courage (still afraid and worried) and tried his HARDEST to confess his strong love for Jackie. Jackie does the same. With Edd still having butterflies in his stomach, Jackie suddenly kisses him on the lips, causing Edd to blush and receiving his REAL first kiss from a girl, despite the Kankers seducing him with their "kisses".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry and the Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 2) Kelly's Windy Day (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Thomas and the Rumors (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 5) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * My Immortal (cover by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Edd in his room at his desk.)
 * Edd (holding a picture of Jackie): *depressed sigh*
 * Edd: Oh, Jackie...
 * (in unison, Edd rubbed his index finger gently down the picture.)
 * Edd: I really want to express my feelings for you. But...it's rather difficult when my confidence is low.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Edd's window sill.)
 * Mr. Conductor: It's a fine night, isn't it, Edd?
 * Edd (depressed): Oh, good evening, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, you seem glum, Edd. What's the matter?
 * Edd: It's Jackie, Mr. Conductor. I'm happy I spent the last few holidays and the night you hosted your sleepover party with her, but...
 * Mr. Conductor: But what, Edd? You can tell me. I'm all ears. And mum's the word.
 * Edd: I've yet to express my true feelings for her. A dance is one thing for a pair to be...however I fear Jackie thinks I don't really, truly love her. *sad gasp* Oh, dear... and what if she doesn't love me?.... (sobs)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, don't worry, Edd. Just try to relieve yourself. Having full confidence isn't always easy. People just need to show it and know that it's in them.
 * Edd: Why, (wipes tear) that's...very reassuring advice, Mr. Conductor. But do you really think I can tell Jackie how I sincerely feel?
 * Mr. Conductor: Just as sure as Henry was able to face the blockage in his tunnel. Remember that? (blows whistle and "Henry and the Elephant" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after last story)
 * Edd: My. Seems Bill and Ben had nothing to worry about meeting that new diesel.
 * Mr. Conductor: I second that, Edd. *yawns* I'm getting sleepy. I best turn in for the night.
 * Edd: A wise idea, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conudctor: Indeed it is. Good night. Good luck with Jackie, Edd! (disappears)
 * Edd: My, oh my! What do I say? Should I dress formal to show I'm serious when-
 * (Then a tap was heard on Edd's window)
 * Edd: Huh?
 * (Then a pebble was thrown on Edd's window.)
 * Edd: Who's tossing pebbles at my window?! (in his head) Probably Eddy.
 * (Edd opens his window)
 * Edd: Eddy, wha-
 * (Then Edd quickly realized it was Jackie throwing the pebbles as he saw her below with a keyboard)
 * Jackie: Edd! Hi! (in unison, waves)
 * Edd: Jackie! I've been meaning to tell-
 * (But Edd was interrupted by the beginning of Jackie playing her keyboard)
 * (Jackie then performs and sings "My Immortal" on her keyboard)
 * Edd: That was beautiful!!!! You mind if you come upstairs in my facility? I need to tell you something important!
 * Jackie: Of course, Edd! *enters the house, runs upstairs, and arrives inside Edd's room*
 * Jackie: Well, *pants* Here I am. So umm... what do you need to discuss with me, Edd?
 * Edd (calmly): (in unison, the "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso Love Theme plays in the background") *deep sigh* Since the moment I heard you on America's Got Talent, you caught my attention and your beauty made me deflate like a common balloon. Because you took my breath completely away. I was nervous to speak to you back at Shining Time Station, the first time we encountered each other (referring to the Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Visit Shining Time Station episode, "Billy Saves the Day") just as I was tonight, but my confidence is growing stronger and my feelings for you are mightier than when I was nervous to ask you to the Valentine's Dance (referring to "Date with Eds-tiny").
 * Jackie (kindly): What do you mean, Edd?
 * Edd: What I was REALLY trying to say is *nervous gulp* ...*stutters* (calmly, tearing up) I-I-I LOVE you, Jackie. I NEEDED someone like you to assist me to conquering my troubles. *pauses and sadly sighs* Before I first met you, I suffered DREADFULLY in my life. Ever since I was little, I was abused and pounced on by individuals and SEVERELY mistreated by Eddy. I STILL suffer today because of Eddy. *sad gasps* You, a-a-are considered m-m-my BEST friend because I look up to you like a sister who drives my horrible childhood and current troubles away. *tears up, shakes and pants sadly* I-I was deeply afraid that you would think I was insane for confessing my love for you. *tears up more, shakes, and softly sobs*
 * Jackie (calmly): Awwww... please don't cry, Edd, please calm down. *puts right hand on Edd's shoulder* I'm here for you. Plus *deep sigh* like you, I was nervous likewise about confessing my love for you, but I decided to pluck up courage and performed a song for you because I knew you always loved music. (In reference to the episode "Fix Eds)
 * Edd (sadly with tears in his eyes): Y-Y-You r-r-really love me? *sad gasp* (voice cracks in the beginning) I'm touched that you feel the same way! And Jackie, c-c-can I ask you something please?
 * Jackie (kindly): Yes you can, Edd.
 * Edd (calmly / trembling nervously): Jackie, w-w-would you like to be.... my girlfriend? *Jackie slowly gasps, heartfelt and puts her hand on her heart, then suddenly kisses him on the lips (Edd's first ever kiss on the lips), lasting for less than a minute*
 * Edd (in tears, during Jackie's kiss on the lips to him / in his thoughts about her lip kiss): Her kiss..... it feels like we're in Heaven! It's much MORE magical than when she kissed me on my cheek at Shining Time Station! (referring to the episode, "Date with Ed-stiny)
 * (After Edd and Jackie's first kiss on the lips)
 * Jackie (softly / with tears in her eyes): *voice cracks in the beginning* Of COURSE I'll be your girlfriend. You have nothing to worry about, my noble Double-D. *voice cracks at the end*
 * Edd (with tears in his eyes, blushing): Oh, Jackie-! You've no idea how happy this makes me! And I DO mean HOW HAPPY! I've NEVER meant it in a more serious way IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!! Nothing like this even!!! You REALLY mean it?!!!! *voice cracks at the end*
 * Jackie (calmly / with tears in her eyes): *calmly nods her head yes* Of course! I love you so much, Edd. Y-Y-You're my life, and it saddens me to see a kind-hearted boy like you suffer so much. *voice cracks at the end* *Jackie slowly approaches Edd's lips and kisses him while slowly wrapping her warm arms around Edd and hugging him in unison, comforting Edd so much*
 * Edd (while kissing Jackie / in his thoughts): She truly does love me! My first TRUE and ONLY girlfriend! No one can replace her! She is the PERFECT girl for me!!!!
 * (episode ends while Jackie and Edd were kissing and hugging)

Trivia

 * Even though this song isn't the actual song for the episode, the entire "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso Love Theme" will play during the whole heart-warming and inspiring love scene of Edd and Jackie to articulate the whole scene.
 * This episode marks Edd's first kiss on the lips from Jackie.

Plot

 * Jackie patiently waits for Edd in his bedroom for him arrive at his house. She wonders why he is taking so long and gets nervous and scared. She texts Edd what's the matter when suddenly, she hears the Kanker Sisters yelling, flirting and kissing Edd, and Edd screaming and yelling in horror, struggling to get in the house. Jackie shudders in horror, runs downstairs, opens the door and rescues Edd, then she SLAMS the door on the Kankers and locks them out. The two go upstairs and Jackie tries warmly comforting and soothing Edd (with Kanker kisses and a black and blue eye all over his face) and wiping the Kanker kisses off his face. Jackie felt WORRIED for Edd and asks Edd whom they were, and Edd told them about the Kankers and tearfully explained about when he, Ed and the Eds first met them and discovered their nasty, seductive, dishonest, abusive, cruel ways towards them, and that they mostly stalk HIM (when the Kankers refer to him as the "cute one") and would NEVER leave him alone in his life. Jackie cried and felt worried for him and tried EVERYTHING to heal him and help him feel better. Then Edd told Jackie the MEAN things the Kankers said about Jackie, doubting she was "real" after they eavesdropped on his phone without Edd knowing. Jackie felt insulted by the Kankers and despised the Kankers more. Timmy appears in his Sob Story Booth, and Edd tells him about his Kanker abuse and their insulting doubts towards Jackie. Timmy gets HEATED with the Kankers, and decids to hel Jackie and Edd with stories of criticism on the Island Of Sodor. After Timmy left with his sob story sooth. Jackie and Edd talk things out, and heal each other. The more they talked, the more they loved each other. Suddenly, after witnessing Jackie kissing Edd (in which he blushed), the Kankers (from the upstairs window) see in fury of the couple, and complained she WAS real, and that Edd was right. They accused Edd of "cheating" on them and insulted Jackie and her mole-like birthmarks on her neck. Knowing that Edd forgot to lock the window, they went in to grab Edd, but Jackie didn't let them. She did KARATE on them (as taught by Princess Fiona from "Shrek" AND "Shrek 2" and Sandy Cheeks.) to save Edd and threw them out the window. The Kankers ran away after Jackie slammed the window shut and locked them out for good, knowing that Jackie is STRONGER and more skilled than them in fighting. Jackie then felt upset, and Edd tries comforting her. Jackie tearfully confesses that people teases her for her mole-like birthmark, and told him that she was afraid he will think bad and replusive of her for that. Edd comforted Jackie and said the nicest things about her and her trademark mole-like birthmarks. Jackie felt SO much better and tearfully hugged Edd tightly. Jackie was tired from the stress the Kankers put on her, so Edd let Jackie rest her head on his heart, and sings Jackie to sleep (while warmly rubbing her), "Cumberland Gap", soothing Jackie so much.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tender Engines
 * 2) The Trouble with Mud
 * 3) The Refreshment Lady's Stand
 * 4) Oliver Owns Up
 * 5) A Better View for Gordon

Song

 * Cumberland Gap (sung by Edd)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with Jackie waiting for Edd in Edd's bedroom)
 * Jackie (worried / softly): C'mon, Eddsworth.... where are you....? I wanted to see you so much today, but I don't know where you are.... *tears up* I must give him a text so I can know where he is. Hopefully he'll respond. *begins texting Edd, but mid text, she suddenly hears something in the background*
 * Edd (in unison to the Kankers' kissing noises): (voice only) STOP! DESIST! *Jackie runs and looks out the window, and gasps in HORROR at the scene* *scene cuts to the melee* (while the Kankers were grabbing and kissing him) You heartless female rapscallions! I told you I'm ALREADY TAKEN!!!
 * Lee (in unison): Hubba hubba!
 * Marie (in unison): You're MINE, cute one!
 * May (in unison): I just wanna eat you up, boyfriend! *laughs goofy* *scene cuts to Jackie*
 * Jackie Evancho (in horror): OH, NO! I must save him from those seductive ladies! *runs downstairs to rescue Edd* *scene cuts to the melee*
 * Edd (in unison to the Kankers abusing and seducing him): No! Please! Please! You don't understand! *grunts to get the door, but the Kankers keep preventing him from touching the knob*
 * Kankers (in unison): *giggles and kisses Edd dirtily*
 * Jackie (rushing in horror): *opens the door, grabs Edd to safety and pulls him inside, and locks the Kankers out, she and Edd run upstairs, and Edd locks his bedroom door as they both enter the bedroom*
 * Edd: *exhaling frighteningly, then lets out a sigh of relief* [quickly wipes the kiss-marks from his face with his rag] Oh, thank you, Jackie. You're a true friend!
 * Jackie: Who were those awful girls, Edd?
 * Edd: May, Marie and Lee, the Kanker Sisters, dear! It all goes back to Season 1. *scene flashes back to the EENE episode, "Nagged to Ed" where Edd narrates over the black and white footage" I, along with Ed and Eddy were on my monthly insect expedition, when we heard their laughter AND voices saying our names! They stalked us and when we fell into an unsanitary pond, they brought us to their mobile home. I KNEW something was strange about and wanted to go, but thanks to Eddy, because they were new and said they would make us sustenances, he made us stay, which was a HUGE mistake! At first, they weren't so bad when they made us powdered milk and their own "Kanker burgers" but then, when we wouldn't notice them in their new wardrobes, because we were watching their "Fish Bowl 2" VHS, they showed us their TRUE colors! Having us do their chores, made themselves up to look like housewives and they made disturbing dolls of us calling them "Eddy Junior, Ed Junior AND Double-D Junior" And we've been getting chased, harrassed and seduced by them ever since! *scene flashes back to our main story* Oh, the horror! *cries like he did in "Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy's Big Picture Show"*
 * Jackie: *gasps in horror* That IS horrible, dear! *cries in fear and sorrow for Edd*
 * Edd: And if that wasn't enough, When I was being seduced out there, I told them I'm dating you, but they told me they don't believe in you being real!
 * Jackie: *gasps in disbelief* How do they not think I'm REAL?!
 * Edd: They must have eavesdropped on my phone and I had no idea!
 * Jackie:*gasp* Eavesdropping on a person's phone?! That's an invasion of privacy!!!! It's also awful AND insulting of them to call an existing person NOT real!!! (cries onto Edd's shoulder)
 * Edd: *shushes her to calm her down*
 * (Timmy appears 16-inches tall, in his Conductor's outfit and with his Island of Sodor Sob Story Booth)
 * Timmy: *sniffling between sobs*
 * Edd: Oh, dear, Timmy! However did you get so small?! And why on earth are you crying?!
 * Timmy: *sniffles* It's part of my summer job at Shining Time Station, Edd. I have to work in Mr. Conductor's size and it was my turn to sit in the Sob Story booth to hear the issues the engines on the Island of Sodor were having! ...Say, what's wrong, Jackie? Why so glum?
 * Jackie:*out-of-breath gasping*
 * Edd: Dear, please, calm down. Timmy's here to help. Please, explain to Timmy what I've just told you.
 * Jackie: *sniffles* I'll try...it's the Kanker Sisters, Timmy!
 * Timmy: Yeah, Double-D's told me about those pests! Why can't they just leave Ed and Double-D alone?! (in his mind) But Eddy deserves the Kanker treatment since he IS the one that stopped Edd from leading them outta the Kankers' home in the first place!
 * Jackie: I just saw them seducing Edd out there! Thankfully, I managed to save Edd from the melee and he just filled me in on who they are along with their true, HORRIBLE, ABUSIVE, STALKING and SEDUCTIVE ways! They even said I'm NOT real! *cries*
 * Timmy: *gasp* NOT real?! *growls in anger* Those Stalker Sisters! Somebody's gotta teach them a lesson! Sort of like the same lesson Duck and Donald pulled on Henry when his ego led him to think he deserved another tender!
 * Edd: Do tell, Timmy.
 * Jackie: I'm sure some Thomas Stories would help me.
 * Timmy: I'm sure too, Jackie. You see, Gordon came to me with his sob story about tenders 'cause he was being a jerk at first, then Diesel put him in a funk when he...Well, I better fill you both in from the VERY beginning! (blows whistle and "Tender Engines" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "A Better View for Gordon")
 * Timmy: *gasps and looked at his watch* Uh, oh! I'm gonna be late for my next session on Sodor! Bye! *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Edd and Jackie: Bye, Timmy.
 * Edd (in tears): Oh, Jackie...having the Kankers on my back, haunting me for THIS long, its pain continues to linger in me!!!! *sobs in deep sadness, and Jackie hugs him warmly, rubs him, and shushes him calmly*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly / while rubbing Edd's back and shoulder): I know how you feel, dear. I can't stand them seducting and abusing you like that. *in her mind* It's like how I feel the way Eddy treats me, but verbally and Edd both verbally AND physically.
 * Edd (in tears): Thank you for understanding me, Turtledove. *voice cracks in the end* *sad gasp* But I still don't feel better after their seductive kisses towards me. *voice cracks in the end* *sad gasp* I still feel.... feel.... it's pain.
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwwww.... sweetie..... You want me to help you on that please, my love?
 * Edd (in tears): If only it takes me away from the dreaded Kanker Sisters' seduction of horror.... *voice cracks in the end*
 * Jackie (kindly): *slowly kisses Edd's cheek to heal him slowly but surely*
 * Edd (in his mind): Oh.... her kiss.... it's THERAPEUTIC!!!! The Kanker-lip feeling is DIMINISHING and Jackie's lip feeling is taking the grossness away for the BEST. I love this kind-hearted angel so much!
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): Did that help, sweetheart?
 * Edd (in tears / calmly): It really did heal me so much, Turtledove. I love you so much. *voice cracks in the end*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): Awwww.... thank you, my love. *kisses Edd again on the cheek to make him blush more*
 * Marie (voice only): HEY! Who's that weird kid?! (referring to Jackie) *Jackie (letting go of Edd's cheek in unison) and Edd gasps in horror and look at the window* (on camera outside the window) Is THAT "Jackie"?! She's taking my cute Double-D away from me! He was RIGHT about her! She IS real!
 * Lee: Well, let's get rid of her and get our boyfriend back!
 * May (in unison): Double-D, you cheater!
 * Edd (in horror): *shrieks (as he did in the EENE episode, "Ready, Set, Ed!") and hides behind Jackie* (shivering in fear) Turtledove! Th-Th-They're c-c-coming!!! W-W-W-What are we g-g-g-gonna do?!
 * Marie (angrily): Why are you hiding behind the stupid girl, cheating boyfriend?! I'M your girlfriend! NOT HER! Her neck is filled with little dots! *Jackie gasps in insult*
 * Lee (angrily): You wouldn't want to date Jackie when she has disgusting polka-dots on her neck!
 * May (angrily): Yeah!
 * Jackie (in horror): You leave my kind-hearted boy alone, you big bullies! You're a trio of heartless women!
 * Lee (offended with the Kankers): Heartless women, huh....? *scene cuts to Edd and Jackie*
 * Kankers (voice only / in unison, Edd and Jackie gasps in horror): LET'S GET BACK OUR BOYFRIEND!!!!
 * Edd (in his mind / shuddering in fear): Oh, dear....!!!! Why did I forget to lock the window?!!!!
 * Kankers: *open the window, and barged in grabbing Edd, and tried seducing him again and pushing Jackie away from him every attempt to save him*
 * Edd (crying for help): Please, please! You don't understand! Jackie, HELP ME!!!!
 * Jackie (to herself): No one insults me and mistreats and seduces MY boy..... *shudders VIOLENTLY, then performs karate on the Kanker Sisters to save Edd*
 * Edd (amazed at Jackie's fighting): Wow! Seeing the Kankers having the shoe on the other foot in terms of fighting is rather...THERAPEUTIC. (in reference to the EENE episode, "Tag Yer Ed"!) GO JACKIE, GO!!!!
 * Jackie (in unison to the Kankers shouting and fighting back, but are unsuccessful): *karate yells as she finishes the Kankers off with a jumping, spinning uppercut punch to Marie's jaw, knocking her out* *then Jackie drags the stunned Kanker Sisters out of the room, and throws them out the window, then gazed GRIMLY at the Kankers, the Kankers look scaredly at her, Jackie takes a deep breath and snarls at them intensely (not showing teeth) to signal a warning if they ever come near her or Edd she will attack them to save Edd, the Kankers then run away feeling deeply afraid of Jackie, then Jackie bars the window shut and locks it*
 * Edd: Jackie...that was...AMAZING! You were SO BRAVE to fight ALL THREE Kanker Sisters, single-handed! I've never seen that side of you! Nor did I think you DID have the side of you!
 * Jackie (kindly): Thank you, sweetie. I learned it from both Sandy, and Princess Fiona how to fight using karate to save people like you.
 * Edd: And that makes me want to love you more and more, Jackie. What you did for me is something Eddy never did for me.
 * Jackie: And how. Those Kanker Sisters are like...the ANTI-Powerpuff Girls. *then Jackie slowly tears up feeling hurt from the Kankers nasty remarks about her mole-like birthmarks on her neck since birth*
 * Edd (worried): What's wrong Turtledove? Why so stunned and sad? *rubs Jackie's back and rubs her, and shushes her calmly* What's troubling you, dear? I can help you, and it can be confidential between us.
 * Jackie (sadly / softly): Okay, Edd. I'll tell you. *sadly sighs* When I was born, I was born with these mole-like birthmarks. They stuck to me ever since. People in school used to tease me and bully me for my birthmarks. I try to ignore the teasing and the bullying every time they did it. But when I left school completely, taking place on this day when I was insulted right in front of you, my boyfriend.... *sad gasps*... I couldn't hold in my heartborken feelings any longer.... *sad gasps* And I was extremely frightened that you would think different of me and think my birthmarks are disgusting and ugly, and I'm afraid that you would dump me for that. *sniffles sadly* *voice cracks in the end* *tears trickle more from her face as she looks at Edd*
 * Edd (while wrapping his arm around a poor emotionally stunned Jackie): Awwww.... please don't cry, Jackie please cast away those melancholy blues. I never knew you were actually born with those birthmarks until you just told me. The Kanker sisters were COMPLETELY wrong to insult you for something you were born with, and they were worse to try and make me think different of you for the way you look. I felt really bad that you were bullied for such lovable birthmarks of yours, and they shouldn't have judged you before they got to REALLY know you. I love you for YOU, and not judge you by the way you look. I'll always be by your side, and nobody will bully you under any circumstance under my watch. You have nothing to worry about, Turtledove.
 * Jackie (in tears): Thank you, sweetie. Y-Y-You don't think my mole-like birthmarks are hideous and disgusting, right? *sniffles*
 * Edd (kindly): No... not at at all, Turtledove. I think your birthmarks are beautiful, lovable, and intriguing. Your birthmarks make you more special to me than ever before. Your signature iconic birthmarks are what makes you special to me and everyone. And no one will EVER make me think different about your iconic beauty.... I love you for who you are. *voice cracks at the end*
 * Jackie (in tears):*sniffles tearfully happy, and hugs Edd tightly and kisses him on the cheek, healing Edd once again from the Kankers' seductive kisses*
 * Edd (calmly): "blushes at her healing kiss*
 * Jackie (in tears): *yawns*
 * Edd (kindly): Are you feeling groggy, Turtledove?
 * Jackie (in tears): Yes I am, sweetie. Today's stress with the evil, seductive Kanker Sisters and saving your life from them really tired me out.
 * Edd (calmly / kindly): I think you REALLY do deserve a nice rest after hearing my problems with the Kanker sisters and saving my life from their seductive clutches, Turtledove. Would you fancy to rest your precious head on my heart so my heartbeat can massage your kind-hearted soul of relief from the evil Kankers while taking your peaceful nap?
 * Jackie (tears / calmly): Of course I will, Double-D. *voice cracks in the end* You are a TRUE sweetheart. *kisses Edd on the lips*
 * Edd (kindly): *blushes* (in his mind / during the kiss) Jackie's kiss..... she's healing me from the dreaded, revolting Kanker lip taste. Her lips are like... HEAVEN..... *voice cracks in the end*
 * Jackie (in tears): *after the kiss, Jackie lays her head rest on Edd's heart, and Edd warmly rubs her*
 * Edd (calmly / kindly): Pardon me, Turtledove? Would you fancy me singing a calm lullaby to you to help you sleep, if you don't mind?
 * Jackie (in tears / calmly): Of course you can, sweetie. *voice cracks in the end* I love a good lullaby from a kind-hearted, honest boy like you. *voice cracks in the end*
 * Edd (calmly / kindly / while rubbing Jackie): Thank you, Turtledove. *calm sigh* You know what father used to sing me to sleep when I was a miniature infant?
 * Jackie (in tears / calmly): What song would that be, sweetie? *voice cracks in the end*
 * Edd (calmly / kindly): It's about a peaceful, calm, heavenly place I want us to visit for our date sometime.
 * Jackie (in tears / kindly): You mean.... C-C-C-Cumberland Gap? *voice cracks in the end*
 * Edd (calmly . kindly): Absolutely, my dear. *intro to "Cumberland Gap plays* A beautiful place you'll dearly love. *voice cracks in the end*
 * Jackie (in tears) *tearfully sniffles and gives a spiritual smile then slowly closes her eyes and sleeps*
 * Edd (softly): *sings "Cumberland Gap" while warmly rubbing Jackie (resting her head on Edd's heart, tearfully napping on him* *after the song, Edd slowly kisses Jackie kisses a sleeping Jackie on her head, and the episode ends*

Trivia

 * This is first time Jackie encounters the Kanker Sisters.
 * The song "Cumberland Gap" Edd sings to Jackie, will be the version from the Shining Time Station" episode, "Washout".

Plot

 * Edd was invited to Jackie's house (where she lived on her own while her parents and siblings lived down the lane by the Candy Store). It was his first time at her house. As Edd rings the doorbell, he overheard Maggie barking and running to the door. Double-D was scared of Maggie. Jackie hurried and picked Maggie and began quieting her down by cuddling with her and shushing her calmly, so Maggie don't scare Edd more. The 3 went to Jackie's bedroom so Jackie (holding Maggie) can help Edd with Maggie. Edd remained frightened of Maggie, remembering his past experience with a dog before. (the dog that bit his sock and attacked him in the EENE episode, "Read All About Ed". On Jackie's bed, he confessed to Jackie (holding Maggie) WHY he was afraid of dogs, and Jackie began encouraging him to not be afraid of Maggie and that she is a very friendly dog that loves him. Mr. Conductor appears, talks to Maggie to help Edd feel comfortable, and tells stories about animals on the Island Of Sodor to help Edd understand. After the last story, Jackie let Maggie cuddle with him, curing Edd's fear, and soon, Edd wasn't scared of Maggie anymore. Mr. Conductor magically gave Edd and Jackie the ability to understand dog language so they would easily conversate, and understand Maggie. Jackie impresses Edd by singing Maggie to sleep with "Angel".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Cow On The Line (George Carlin)
 * 2) Harold & The Flying Horse (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Toby Had A Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Gordon and the Gremlin (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Percy Gets It Right (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Angel (performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins with Edd arriving at Jackie's with a bouquet of flowers)
 * Edd: Alright. Stay calm. It's your first day at her house and it's only you and her alone at that. Jackie must be VERY independent for her folks to let her have her own house. Ignore the butterflies in your stomach. Have courage! Courage, Eddward! *clears throat, and rings the doorbell*
 * Jackie (voice only): Please come in, Double-D!
 * Edd (panicky): Coming, Turtledo--! *suddenly hears a dog happily barking inside the house* Oh dear! Tell me that isn't-! *opens the door slowly, and shrieks (as he did in the "Ed Edd n Eddy" episode, "Ready, Set, Ed!") as he saw the little dog barking and panting at him*
 * Edd (scared / stuttering / as the dog continued to bark and pant at him): J-J-Jackie! I-I-I'm uncomfortable at the m-m-m-moment! *the dog continues to bark and pant happily at him*
 * Jackie: *gasps and runs* (while running): No, no, no, no, Mags! Mags! *picks her up, pets her and cuddles with her to quiet her down* Shhh... Calm down, girl--. Maggie attempts to bark again, but Jackie shushes her calmly as she hugs her* Shhh.... Maggie, please don't scare him, he's shy.
 * Edd: (sighs with relief like he did in the EENE episode, "A Glass of Warm Ed")
 * Jackie: Oh! I'm so sorry, dear. I'm sure she didn't mean to scare you. This is my dog, Maggie. Me and my family had her for years. She is the sweetest, cutest little dog!
 * Edd (nervously after the dog's wild state): Yes...well...I bought these just for you. (presents the bouquet which had been ruined due to Maggie making Edd get shook up) Oh dear!
 * Jackie: Oh, Eddward! Ruined or not, it's still gentleman-like of you to bring me flowers and I'm sure they're beautiful either way! Maggie was just so excited to meet you, but got you so nervous. Anyway, I think she needs me to hold her right now. Let's go up to my room so I can help you with her.
 * Edd (nervously): I'd be delighted...
 * (In Jackie's room, the couple sat on Jackie's bed with Jackie still holding Maggie)
 * Jackie: (feeds Maggie a small dog treat) Oh, good girl! Good girl, Maggie! Would you like to pet her, Eddward?
 * (Edd shaking nervously)
 * Jackie: Eddward, are you all right? You've been awfully jumpy ever since you came over.
 * Edd (confessing tone/in tears): Oh, Turtledove! I can't lie to you! Ever since my misfortune with a dog, I've been petrified of them! [sobs]
 * [scene flashes back to the very EENE episode, but in black and white]
 * Edd [narrating]: Ed and I were delivering an excessive number of newspapers, thanks to Eddy who instead of working hard was hardly working, when I heard Ed in trouble.
 * Ed (voice only): Help! I'm stuck!
 * Edd (in unison puts his hand up to his ear): Huh?
 * (Scene shows Ed hanging from the fence door as Edd runs into the yard, unintentionally slamming him into the fence where he hung from the door on his pants.)
 * Edd: Ed! Where are you? [A growling noise is heard] Huh? [He looks down and gasps in horror to find there is a small dog at his feet.] Shoo. Shoo shoo. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo. [In unison, the dog sniffs at his foot. The dog opens his mouth EXCESSIVELY wide and chomps down on Edd's sock.] Oh dear! Not my socks! [hysterical] Get off, off! Off! Off! [in unison, the dog squeaked and squealed as Edd tried to shake it off]
 * (Edd tries to fight the dog off as Ed tries to get down from the fence)
 * (Scene then shows Edd wounded after being attacked by the dog)
 * Edd [narrating over the inaudible footage]: How mortifying!
 * (Scene flashes us back to Jackie's bedroom)
 * Jackie (worried): Oh, Eddward! You can't let one bad experience scare you away from ALL dogs. Nazz actually even told me once that dog actually bit one of its owners and they had to call my friend, Cesar Millan (from "The Dog Whisperer") to help it with its aggressive behavior and cure it's aggression with special therapy.
 * Edd: That's good news, but I'm afraid it doesn't lift my fear of dogs!
 * Jackie (kindly): Oh, but Eddward, Maggie's a very friendly dog. The way she was barking so excitedly was a way of showing she loves you.
 * Edd: I certainly hope you're right, dear.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a rain coat, hat and galoshes, holding a mud pie and waves to Edd, Jackie and Maggie.)
 * Jackie: Oh, hi, Mr. Conductor. Meet my family dog, Maggie. (she gets up from her bed to bring Maggie closer to Mr. Conductor)
 * (Mr. Conductor and Maggie bark at each other)
 * Mr. Conductor: She's a friendly one too!
 * Edd: Goodness, Mr. Conductor! You look as though you've stepped in a mud puddle!
 * Mr. Conductor: It was more like the mud puddle stepped on me! Anyone care for a mud pie? (holds up the very mud pie)
 * Edd: How unsanitary!
 * Jackie: No thank you, Mr. Conductor.
 * (Maggie licks mud off Mr. Conductor's rain coat)
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you! That was very helpful!
 * Edd: Dogs rather like you, Mr. Conductor. I only wish I was comfortable around dogs.
 * Mr. Conductor: Having troubles, Edd?
 * Jackie: Poor Eddward's been afraid of dogs ever since that vicious little dog bit and attacked him.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh dear. Cheer up, Edd. Sometimes dogs and animals alike are more afraid of you than you are of them. Even engines are frightened of animals sometimes. Like the time when Gordon and Henry were embarrassed because they believed in all their bragging about themselves. But I suppose no one wants to hear about that.
 * Edd: Do tell, Mr. Conductor. Surely, Gordon and Henry would understand what I'm going through if not for their big egos.
 * Jackie: I think Maggie would love to hear that story too.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, what are waiting for?! (blows whistle and "A Cow on the Line" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Percy Gets It Right")
 * Mr. Conductor: So after Thomas was rescued, Sir. Topham Hatt and the engines learned to listen to Percy's warnings and not to be too busy with themselves. Wouldn't you agree?
 * Maggie: *barks at Conductor* *Edd gets startled and shakes at Maggie's every bark*
 * Mr. Conductor: What was that?
 * Maggie: *barks at Mr. Conductor*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, why didn't you tell him that?
 * Edd (shaking): I should've remembered that you understood dog, Mr. Conductor. *Jackie rubs him on the shoulder to stop him from shaking in fear*
 * Mr. Conductor: I do! I speak every language from elephant to parakeet. You have to be careful with parakeets. They try to bend the truth, trying to make what they say rhyme.
 * Jackie (calmly): You see Double-D, you being afraid of Maggie all because of an incident with a nasty dog in the past, will only hurt yourself deep inside. Maggie doesn't want you be afraid of her. She wants to be your best friend. She is a timid and sensitive dog who doesn't like to bite or growl. All she wants is tender, love, and care, and she knows that you are a kind and honest, loving person, and she never wants to bite or growl at you. She LOVES you. She really wants to show you how much a dog is a man and woman's best friend. Please warm up to Maggie, sweetie..... for me.
 * Maggie: *pants happily at Edd gives him a cute look and a cute squeaky-whine*
 * Edd (little-by-little overcoming his fear of Maggie / in nervous tears): O-o-okay. I w-w-will do it for you, Jackie. A-A-And for M-M-Maggie. *sighs deeply and bravely* Because I refuse to have my phobia of canines keep me away from your dog, Maggie, and I can't be like this for eternity. I shan't let Maggie and you down, Jackie.
 * Jackie (calmly): Atta boy, sweetie. Would you like to hold her and give her a few cuddles? This will help you WELL with her. I guarantee it.
 * Edd (little-by-little overcoming his fear of Maggie / in nervous tears): S-S-Sure, my sweet one. *Jackie gives Edd Maggie slowly*
 * Edd (bravely / slowly warming up to Maggie / as he tries to cuddle with her despite his nerves): S-S-Salutions, M-M-Maggie. My n-n-name is Eddward, Double-D. I am in DESPERATE need of you to help me warm up to canines and especially a cute little Pomeranian dog like you. *begins to slowly cuddle with her*
 * Maggie: *kisses/licks Edd on the cheek, then nuzzles him and purrs in Edd's arms, then pants happily as Edd hugs her*
 * Edd (now feeling comfortable with Maggie / as she pants happily in his arms and licks him / with tears in his eyes): My... sh-sh-she IS very friendly, Jackie. Never in my whole life had a canine lick me and pant happily in my arms. *Maggie licks his face cutely*
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): See, Double-D? Maggie's a good dog, and she doesn't bite you. She LOVES you.
 * Edd (while cuddling with Maggie): You were right all along, Jackie. Now I see that canines ARE a man and woman's best friend, all thanks to you and little Maggie. (to Maggie / cutely) Do you agree, Maggie?
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *barks and pants at Edd happily and licks him cutely, and Edd giggles, overcoming his fear of dogs*
 * Edd (cutely / while cuddling with Maggie, and tickling Maggie's neck with his index finger): Oh, you are such a good girl, Maggie. Yes you are... Yes you are.... did you just kiss my finger? Yes you did... Yes you did....
 * Mr. Conductor: If you like, Edd, I can help you and Jackie understand her language. Don't worry, Maggie understands English from humans, too.
 * Edd (cuddling with Maggie): How do you do that, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Easy. *raises his hand, and magically gives Edd and Jackie the permanent ability to understand dog, then Mr. Conductor disappears*
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *barks at Edd*
 * Edd (holding Maggie): You DO love me, Maggie? You WERE trying to help my fear of dogs?
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *barks at Edd*
 * Edd (while holding Maggie): *giggles* I am GLAD you knew about that dog that attacked me. He was a nasty one.
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *barks at Edd*
 * Edd (while holding Maggie): My! That miniature canine (the one that bit him in the EENE episode, "Read All About Ed!") had no right to bully you in the shelter when you were a little puppy before your mommy, Jackie came to take you home. You must have been relieved when Jackie adopted you and don't have to deal with that little meanie anymore.
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *barks at Edd*
 * Edd (while holding Maggie): Awwwww.... Bless you, Maggie. Thanks to you and Jackie, I'm no longer petrified of canines anymore. You are a sweet little dog, and now a great loyal friend like your mommy (referring to Jackie). *kisses Maggie on the head*
 * Jackie (watching in awe): Awwww..... *blushes cutely*
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *yawns*
 * Edd (while holding Maggie): Awwww.... are you tired, Maggie?
 * Maggie (in Edd's arms): *gives tired bark*
 * Jackie (calmly / as she slowly takes her from Edd): Guess it's your naptime, sweetie. *kisses Maggie*
 * Edd (calmly / confessing): Jackie, *takes deep breath* I really want to take this moment to thank you SO MUCH for having your cute little Pomeranian dog, Maggie help me handle and cure my phobia of canines, and now, I am no longer afraid of Maggie or ANY canine. You heal me like an angel, and I am BLESSED to have you as a TRUE best friend and girlfriend.
 * Jackie (calmly / while holding Maggie): Awwww.... you're very welcome, Edd. And you are so sweet.
 * Edd (blushing): Bless you, Jackie.
 * Jackie (while holding Maggie): *in unison, the intro to "Angel" plays in the background* You know what I do to Maggie to put her to sleep?
 * Edd: What do you do, sweetheart?
 * Jackie (while holding Maggie): I cuddle with her, and sing her to sleep. *begins singing "Angel and proceeds in the song*
 * Edd (in his thoughts / calmly / as Jackie was singing Maggie to sleep): I have a feeling.... that Jackie IS the one to take me away from my fears and troubles and NO ONE can replace her. She is a TRUE angel, and she spread out her wings for me.
 * (in the last verse of "Angel" the scene fades into the end credits, and the songs ends as well as the episode)

Trivia

 * This is the first out of 2 appearances Jackie's dog, Maggie makes in the series.
 * This episode is dedicated in loving memory of Steve Irwin "The Crocodile Hunter" (1962-2006)

Plot

 * Timmy, The Eds, Jackie, Bart, Lisa, The Powerpuff Girls, Mac, Bloo, The Chalkzone Gang, Cow and Chicken are at the Big River Raceway (Team Fastex's Home Track) and Team Fastex Headquarters (located at the same track). where they are in NASCAR Team Fastex School, taught by their teachers (and drivers) Mark "Charger" McCutchen, Steve "Flyer" Sharp, Carlos "Stunts" Rey, Megan "Spitfire" Fassler, and the crew members, Douglas "Duck" Dunaka, Cooch Lugnut, Miles McCutchen (Charger's 11 year old brother who helps Duck in the Fastex garage and the pits), The team owner, Jack Fassler and his wife Libby Fassler whom they made friends with when they started a while back. During important school tasks taught from classwork, Bart and Chicken drive recklessly against each other inside the Team Fastex Training Simulators, Cow was butchering the mechanics in the racecars (same sequence as seen in the "NASCAR Racers" episode "Duck Out Of The Way" when Miles was butchering the cars' mechanics) and Bloo, Eddy and Ed make games out of their paintwork by making silly paint schemes out of the Team Fastex cars. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about engines being busy, lazy and silly with their work.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Jack Jumps In (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) A Friend in Need (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Daisy (George Carlin)
 * 5) One Good Turn (George Carlin)

Song

 * The Last Note Of Freedom (from "Days Of Thunder" / Played By David Coverdale via intercom while our heroes race each other)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Jack Fassler scolding the slackers, and Timmy, Lisa, the Powerpuff Girls, Timmy Turner, the Chalkzone Gang, Mac, and Edd practicing on the track as a privilege by Jack Fassler, preparing for the NASCAR Winston Cup Series auditions which they were chosen to be in)
 * Jack Fassler: Your other friends might have worked really hard, but I didn't see "Team Fastex" out of YOU guys today. All I saw was nothing but chaos, and that's why I didn't send you slackers on the track to practice for your driving exams and time trials that will be run later today after lunch.
 * Flyer: You should all be ashamed of yourselves. That's not what Team Fastex is all about.
 * Stunts: Yeah, you didn't install my left-rear tire in properly, chica. (referring to Cow)
 * Charger: And I DEFINITELY didn't like the reckless driving from you, Chicken and Bart! *car races by in the distance in unison*
 * Spitfire: And you 2 Eds along with your blue blob friend butchered a lot of our backup cars' paint schemes. That is not what paintwork is about.
 * Duck: You even spray-painted my tool-kit and duct tape. Now I had to get another roll of duct tape!
 * Bart: But Jack, Chicken made us do it!
 * Chicken: Why me?! *car races by in the distance in unison*
 * Jack: *in unison, one of the cars is heard racing by in the distance* It doesn't matter who started it. What you shouldn't have done was wreck each other like REXCOR drivers, and I won't have dirty drivers on my team. You were lucky those weren't the actual exams, because if they were, your teachers would give you failing grades.
 * *Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Mr. Conductor: The team is right guys, and no work gets done when people are silly, lazy, and careless about their work, especially when you are in school, training to be famous NASCAR drivers in future. After all, James and Percy already had their fair share of slacking off and being silly once before.
 * Bloo (to himself): HMPH! I bet Sir. Topham Hatt gave James and Percy failing grades!
 * Ed: What happened to the little choo-choo?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you the story. (blows whistle and "Percy and the Signal" begins)

Quote 2

 * Jack Fassler (with Bart, Ed, and Bloo): The Team Fastex hauler has one of the most advanced communication systems in the world. My daughter Megan designed it herself. *scene cuts to the hauler locker room* The ready room is a home away from home for the team. Everything a driver needs.
 * Bloo (excited): Like what?! Like what?! I wanna see! I Lemme see!!! *opens the locker, and his #31 LOWE'S Chevrolet racing suit springs out at him* *exclaims as his racing suit knocks him down* *growls* Hey, you piece of fabricated junk! What's the big idea?!!!! HMPH!
 * Jack: *chuckles* The lockers are spring loaded (in unison), *Bart and Ed get their racing suits from their spring-loaded lockers* so you can change racing suits in a hurry.
 * Ed (stupidly): Got it, Fassler! Good for me!!! Ooh! Can we wear these to fight of the zombies in "Attack Of The Zombie Brain-Munchers"?!
 * Bart: *pause* Anyway... so Mr. Fassler, when do we drive our machines from after we graduate?
 * Jack Fassler: Sooner than you think. *walks away, but as he does so, the floor shakes*
 * Bloo: Hey! What's goin' on?!
 * Ed: Is the floor coming to life like in the movie, "The 6 Floors of Hades"?!!!
 * Bloo: No, it ain't THAT you lummox! What is this?!
 * Bart: The real deal man.... in unison, a stock-car racing by is heard* *scene cuts to Bart, Bloo, and Ed running out of the hauler, the other people racing, then to Jack, Ed, Bart, and Bloo on pit-road*
 * Jack: You think you're good enough to beat NASCAR veterans in future? *stock-car racing by is heard*

Trivia

 * Team Fastex from NASCAR Racers debut in the series.

Plot

 * Bubbles ditched Boomer because he was trying to manipulate her to wreak havoc for everyone. She went over to Timmy's where Timmy was lying on his bed sad that Trixie wouldn't go out with him and realizing he didn't have any friends that were girls when he was a school boy. The two discussed their problems with Boomer and Trixie and helped heal each others' mental wounds. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about how engines got along and helped each other out. In the end, Bubbles became Timmy's best friend, girlfriend and they bonded very well with each other.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward Helps Out (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas' Trusty Friends (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Peace and Quiet (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Bulgy Rides Again (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Thomas and Stepney (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * La Donna È Mobile (performed by Timmy Turner)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Bubbles soaring through the air sobbing)
 * Bubbles (tears in her eyes): Stupid boy! I can't believe I let him trick me...!!! (sobs as she continued to soar through the air)
 * (Scene then goes to Timmy on his bed in his room with his iPhone)
 * Timmy (texting): Trixie...will...you...go...out...with...me? (sends text)
 * (Then Timmy got a text in response)
 * Timmy (reading): See below the photo of my hand, please talk to it. (scrolls to the very picture Of Trixie's "thumbs down" as seen in the FOP episode, "Movie Magic")
 * Timmy: Aw, man! Trixie just doesn't want me! That's the eighth time this week I've asked her out and she shunned me out again!
 * (Just then, he saw Bubbles floating in the air outside his window crying)
 * (Timmy opens his window)
 * Timmy: Bubbles?
 * Bubbles (in tears): Oh...hi, Timmy! (sad gasping)
 * Timmy: What's wrong, Bubbles? Please, fly right in.
 * (Bubbles floated in through the window continuing to gasp sadly)
 * Timmy: What happened, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles (tears in her eyes): *sniffles* I...I was just with Boomer.
 * Timmy: You mean that evil dude version of yourself? Why were you with him when he's a total bad guy?!
 * Bubbles (tears in her eyes): I know...but *sniffles* he...he said he wanted to be friends, be boyfriend and girlfriend even! And fight crime in Townsville, but he was a big stinker and tricked me to create havoc! *cries*
 * Timmy: *gasp* What kind of havoc?!
 * Bubbles (tears in her eyes): He...he convinced me that the same puppy, kitty and bunny (from the PPG episode, Sweet 'N' Sour) that made the Townsville citizens turn on us, had returned and he had me attack the Veterinarian's hospital he said they were at! I accidentally hurt poor innocent people AND animals! (cries)
 * Timmy: *gasps* That jerk! I hope he and his two brothers are arrested for life! (suddenly tears up and sadly gasps too)
 * Bubbles: What's wrong, Timmy?
 * Timmy: It's Trixie again, Bubbles! I asked her out for the eigth time this week, but she shunned me out AGAIN! Why won't Trixie go out with me?! (sobs)
 * Bubbles: Oh, Timmy, you must be so sad. I'm very sorry Trixie won't go out with you.
 * Timmy: Thanks, Bubbles. You're very nice and understanding. I know how you feel. That Boomer was a jerk to mess with your heart like that!
 * Bubbles: And to think I thought he was cute! (referring to having said so in the PPG episode, "The Boys Are Back In Town")
 * Timmy: In fact, thinking about it...I never had any girls that were friends at my old school! ...Except for Tootie.
 * Tootie (voice only): I love you, Timmy!
 * (Timmy shuts his window)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Timmy, Bubbles.
 * Timmy and Bubbles (sad): Hi, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, I must have the wrong location. Is this Timmy's house, or World Headquarters for the I.M.S?
 * Timmy: What's the I.M.S?
 * Mr. Conductor: The International Mopey Society. What's wrong, you two?
 * Bubbles (with tears in her eyes): We're sad because Boomer tricked me into causing havoc and Trixie doesn't like Timmy!
 * Timmy: LIKE ME, LIKE ME, you mean.... even since day one, Trixie's always been shunning me out or having Chad and Tad upstage me or that big security guard hurl me into the trash cans at school!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh dear.
 * Bubbles: *gasp* That's horrible! They shouldn't do things like that to a sweet boy like you, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Aw, thanks, Bubbles. And Boomer shouldn't mess with your heart the way he did.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you know, you two are doing a fine job reassuring each other. It's just what friends do. Doesn't it sort of remind you of the time Edward helped Gordon over on the Island of Sodor?
 * Bubbles: I want to hear what cute little Edward did, Mr. Conductor!
 * Timmy: Yeah and I could use a story after a hard day I've had.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then, What are we waiting for? (blows whistle and "Edward Helps Out" begins)

Quote 2

 * Timmy: I guess fate doesn't want me and Trixie or any girl together except Tootie.
 * Bubbles: Aww...don't feel sad, Timmy. I think Trixie is a little similar to Boomer, and the other girls don't know what they are doing.
 * Timmy: *sad sigh* I guess you're right, Bubbles. Trixie really is a big stinker. *sad gasps and tears up*
 * Bubbles: Awwww... don't cry, Timmy. Look on the bright side, you became great friends with Jackie, Penny, my sisters and many other girls. If you like... *puts her fingerless hand on Timmy's shoulder* I'll be your girlfriend.
 * Timmy: Really? You mean it?!
 * Bubbles: *giggles* Of course, Timmy!
 * (Both hug and both giggle and chuckle)
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm very proud of you, Bubbles for soothing Timmy's hurt feelings. *looks at his watch* Oh! I must be going to Leaky Park to fix some leaks. Get it? Leaky Park? Bye! *disappears*
 * Timmy and Bubbles: Bye, Mr. Conductor.
 * Timmy: You know Bubbles, ever since I first met you, I-I-I kinda had a crush on you.
 * Bubbles: You did?
 * Timmy (nervously): Y-Y-Yes.
 * Bubbles: To tell you the truth, Timmy. I also had a crush on you because you were so nice and cute, and I always wished that I was your girlfriend.
 * Timmy: (soft gasp) No way! You're the first sane girl who has ever liked me. You're beautiful, but your sweet and caring nature for others is something Trixie can never buy with all her money!
 * Bubbles: (happy gasp) That's the sweetest and most beautiful thing anyone's every said to me!!!! Let me return the favor...Your heart of all that's good is something Boomer can never steal.
 * Timmy: Wow. Good one, Bubbles. And plus, I knew you loved Luciano Pavarotti as well as I did (referring to him mentioning the famous Italian tenor in "Octi-Lost in Despair")
 * Bubbles: (in unison, intro to "La Donna È Mobile" from the opera "Rigoletto" plays): Pavarotti IS the greatest, and he loves women just as much as you love girls your age.
 * Timmy: Well, my Bubbly Bunny. What the maestro Pavarotti thinks about girls and women alike is what I think of you. (Singing) La Donna È Mobile, qual piuma al vento.... (Woman is fickle, like a feather on the wind).... *continues singing "La Donna È Mobile"*
 * (at the end of song)
 * Timmy: (singing) È....(crescendo)... di, pensìer...!!!! (in her thoughts....!!!!) *song ends*
 * Bubbles: *happily spreads her arms out to hug Timmy and hugs him, she and Timmy cuddle and episode ends*

Plot

 * Buttercup, Ed, Eddy, The Miz, Alberto Del Rio, Rudy, Penny, Snap, and Chicken are trapped inside Ed's house during a severe thunderstorm.Suddenly, the power went out and everyone soon became frightened and remained motionless and worried softly to each other about the storm. Mr. Conductor appears and tells them calmly that they will make it through the severe storm safely. And he told stories about engines who've had experiences with inclement weather.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise (George Carlin)
 * 2) Cranky Bugs (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Kelly's Windy Day (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) The Trouble With Mud (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Salty's Stormy Tale (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Down by the Docks

Quotes

 * Buttercup: I hate rainy days! I need to punch!
 * Miz: Well, ya ain't punchin' me cause after all, I'm the most must-see WWE Superstar in the world.
 * Alberto: Will you please stop saying that, Miz?! Aye aye, aye!!!!
 * Rudy: So, it's raining. What are we to do?
 * Chicken: Well at least Cow ain't here to whine about the stupid weather.
 * (Power snaps off after Thunderclap)
 * Eddy: Hey! Who turned out the lights?!
 * Miz (shuddering in fear): Dude, this is DEFINITELY not awesome...
 * Alberto (shuddering in fear): If only Ricardo Rodriguez (Alberto's personal ring announcer) was here, he'd keep me company.
 * Chicken (shuddering in fear): Man, I hate power outages!!!!
 * Eddy: This storm IS severe! Why didn't I watch the Weather Channel?! WHY?!!!!!
 * Miz: I guess it's because you never trust what the weathermen say.
 * Eddy: (Covering face) AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! ME AND MY BIG DOUBTS!!!!
 * Alberto: Well I didn't watch the Weather Channel either, hombre! This stupid weather is causing major problems for us.
 * Snap: At least I'm not out there, I'd be washed away and gone! If only Jimmy Neutron was here, he could've made me human!
 * Miz: (still shuddering in fear) Guys, c-c-can we p-please stop fighting because this is n-not the t-t-time to fight (Referring to fighting in the WWE).
 * Chicken: Yeah Miz's right, guys. We shouldn't be fighting, but the weather is fighting us.
 * Buttercup: If that storm wasn't severe, I could've been playing Gamestation 4 by now!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust in a raincoat)
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd hate going out in this storm.
 * Miz: Tell me about it, Mr. Conductor.
 * Ed: Do the choo-choos have any thunderstorms on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: In the matter of fact, Percy got caught in an awful storm once.
 * Rudy: (Shuddering in fear) I don't r-really t-think we should hear about t-that one Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well it's too bad because the storm passed, and the ending ends happy if you all found out, but I'll save it for some other time.
 * Snap: But Mr. Conductor, please--
 * Mr. Conductor: No, no, no, you had enough storms for one day.
 * Ed: Please, Mr. C? *Whimpers with puppy-dog look*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well... you sure?
 * Penny: We are most sure, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right then! (Blows whistle and "Percy's Promise" begins)

Trivia

 * WWE Superstars, The Miz and Alberto Del Rio guest star in this episode
 * Gamestation 4 is a spoof of Playstation 4.

Plot

 * Edd receives a job working as a cashier in the Krusty Krab after Squidward got fired. Before opening time, Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about engines with food-related adventures.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes to Breakfast (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) The Refreshment Lady's Stand (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Bushel Full Of Yum (Sung by Rudy & The Chalkzone Band)

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with Squidward asleep at the cash register)
 * (Mr. Krabs enters through his office door)
 * Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward!
 * Squidward (waking up): What is it, Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: You've been falling asleep one too many times this week. It has come to my attention that I have you...fired!
 * Squidward: Well, it was nice while it lasted.
 * (Then Squidward departed from the Krusty Krab and hung up his hat)
 * (Mr. Krabs then posted a Help Wanted Sign on the Window)
 * Narrator: 3 days later...
 * Mr. Krabs: I can't wait for me new employee to show up. He has quite more of a personality than Mr. Squidward.
 * Spongebob: I can't wait for him to show up either.
 * (Just then 3 figures in a cloud of gold dust appeared)
 * Edd: Double D, ready for work, sir.
 * Spongebob: Eddward! Welcome aboard to your first day of work!
 * Edd: Thank you, Spongebob. I wouldn't have even obtained a job if it wasn't for our friends, Mr. Conductor who informed me of the job opening and Jimmy Neutron with his rather original new invention.
 * Jimmy: I can't believe I didn't think up the idea of an invention that allows humans to walk and breath underwater as they do above the surface years ago. I'll go down in history for sure!
 * Edd: I should also thank Mr. Conductor for giving me a good supply of his gold dust to get me to work early in the morning so he doesn't have to.
 * Mr. Conductor: And it's thanks to Jimmy, my whistle will work underwater if you or Spongebob and his friends want to hear my stories.
 * Edd: We've time before opening hours, Mr. Conductor. Won't you please tell us one?
 * Spongebob: Yeah, Mr. Conductor! Please?
 * Mr. Conductor: If that's all right with Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah, go crazy. I've got me money to count (laughs heartily as he entered his office and shut his door)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then. What are we waiting for? (blows whistle, bubbles covered up the screen and "Thomas Comes to Breakfast" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas is a little like Squidward. They both went out of work only Thomas would be back. I don't know if I can say the same about Squidward.

Trivia

 * Jimmy Neutron uses an invention for him, Edd and Mr. Conductor (and the rest of the world) to walk and breathe (as well as devices working properly) underwater like they do upon the surface lasting forever.
 * It was inferred that Jimmy Neutron had enabled Mr. Conductor's whistle to be waterproof (and sound the same) but underwater, instead of steam, bubbles introduce the stories.

Plot

 * Bubbles was DEEPLY upset when she found out her best friend/boyfriend Timmy was forced to go on a "business trip" to Mexico with his parents for 2 months without her knowing. While Bubbles was crying on the sidewalk (more tears rushed down the Springfield sewer than Jimmy did in the cul-de-sac sewer from "Here's Mud In Your Ed"), Lisa showed up and tried comforting poor ultra-sad Bubbles. Bubbles told Lisa that she was DEEPLY scared and worried about Timmy getting mad at her, or worrying that Timmy being afraid about Bubbles getting mad at him, and VERY sad about missing Timmy. Lisa told her about Colin moving to Scotland and that she still loves him and that he still loves her. Mr. Conductor also appeared to try and calm Bubbles down with Lisa by telling her stories of Donald, Douglas, and Duncan. After the last story, Lisa had to help a struggling Homer through the dog-door. Suddenly Mr. Conductor magically receives a letter from Timmy. Bubbles reads Timmy's extremely heartfelt letter, and she went to Spacebook to look at Timmy's video he made for Bubbles to help her realize that Timmy was not mad at her, he still STRONGLY LOVES her and that without Bubbles, Timmy will die.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Donald and Douglas (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Deputation (George Carlin)
 * 3) Home at Last (George Carlin)
 * 4) Donald's Duck (George Carlin)
 * 5) Bad Day at Castle Loch (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Sin Tí Moriria ("Without You, I Will Die" / sung by Los Temerarios)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Bubbles flying around Timmy's house, worried)
 * Bubbles: Timmy! Where are you?! I didn't see you in your room, your kitchen or your living room! Where can you possibly be in your house?!
 * (Then Bubbles saw a note on Timmy's front door.)
 * Bubbles: It's a note. (sees who it's from) From Timmy's dad!
 * Mr. Turner (voice only): "Dear reader. We, the Turners are on a two-month business trip in Mexico. Sorry we are unavailable at the moment. We will be back when our business meetings are up. P.S. If you're reading this, Dinkleberg, CURSE YOU!"
 * Bubbles: (drops note) Oh no. Timmy never told me he was going on a trip with his parents. What if he's mad at me?! What if he thinks I don't miss him?! (starts tearing up, then she cried and flew out all the way to Springfield in reference to the Powerpuff Girls episode, "All Chalked Up")
 * (Then Bubbles stopped and sat on the sidewalk continuing to cry as excess tears ran from her eyes and down the sewer.)
 * (Lisa runs up panting in a worried manner.)
 * Lisa: *sad gasp* Bubbles! Why on earth are you crying so hard?
 * Bubbles: *sniffling* My Timmy bear! H-h-he w-w-went on a t-t-trip a-a-and h-h-he...
 * (Lisa lays a hand on Bubbles' shoulder.)
 * Lisa: Bubbles, please calm down. I can't listen to your problem properly when you stutter. Not to be disrespectful.
 * Bubbles: Oh...(wipes tear) Sorry. (takes a deep breath) My Timmy bear...
 * Lisa: Yes?
 * Bubbles: Didn't call me or answer my phonecalls for a whole week, I went to check up on him at his house, h-he wasn't there when I looked in through the windows, then I-I-I found out that Timmy went on a business trip in Mexico with his parents. I didn't even know about it. But I'm worried he's going to be mad at me. I'm worried he won't be my best friend *sad gasp* or even my boyfriend anymore!!!! (cries again)
 * Lisa (rubbing Bubbles' back): Oh, Bubbles. I know how you feel. My friend, Colin, who he and I loved each other SO SO much, had to move back to Ireland. I was crying just as much as you were. So much that I couldn't even concentrate on a week of school assignments.
 * Bubbles (sadly): Gee. *sad gasp* That really IS a sign of true love.
 * Lisa: I'm sure Timmy will understand if you explain yourself thoroughly and honestly.
 * Bubbles: I sure hope so.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Lisa, Bubbles, are you both ok?
 * Bubbles: I don't know, Mr. Conductor. I just heard Timmy went on a business trip with his parents and I'm worried he'll think I'm mad at him OR what if he's mad at me for thinking I don't miss him?!!!! (cries once more)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm not so sure about that, Bubbles. I couldn't imagine Timmy reacting that way.
 * Lisa: Yeah, Bubbles. Timmy's a good kid. He wouldn't act that way.
 * Mr. Conductor: My thoughts exactly, Lisa. And Bubbles, you know who would understand your problem? The twin engines, Donald and Douglas.
 * Bubbles: Why?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...I'll tell you! (blows whistle and "Donald and Douglas" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After last Story)
 * Homer (voice only): *loud groan* STUPID DOG DOOR!!!! *strains, grunts and groans* I HATE Bart's stupid "Truth Or Dare" game!
 * Lisa: *annoyed groan* I gotta help Dad outta the dog-door again. *runs* (while running) FEEL BETTER, BUBBLES!!!!
 * Bubbles (sadly): I will try, Lisa. *sad gasps* (to herself / softly crying and praying) Please still love me, Timmy. *sad gasp* PLEASE still love me. *sobs sweetly*
 * [suddenly, a letter magically appears in Mr. Conductor's hand]
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles, I just received a letter and it's for you.
 * Bubbles: *sadly opens the letter* *soft sad gasp* It's from T-T-Timmy.
 * Timmy (voice only): "Dear Bubbles, I'm DEEPLY sorry that I couldn't notify you last week that I was going away on a so-called "business trip" (as claimed by my parents) to Mexico for 2 months due to my parents rushing me out of the house. My parents rushed me out of the house so quickly that we never got a chance to say and hug each other goodbye. The reason why I couldn't call you or answer your calls for a week was because it would cost me 20 bucks to call you on the phone from Mexico. I was deeply afraid you would be mad at me for not notifying you in time, even though it wasn't my fault being rushed out of the house. If you are worried about me (because I always knew how strongly sensitive you get when I'm not present) being mad at you, I'm NOT mad at you and I would NEVER be mad at you. Plus, I will NEVER forget you. I was CRYING every night for you because you mean the WORLD to me. I always held and kissed my picture of you every night (and cried on it, too) because I deeply love, care, and worry about you, and that I'd ALWAYS keep you deep inside my heart. I can't live without you, Bubbles. Because without you, Bubbles... I will DIE. I LOVE you, Bubbles. Love, your cuddly-bear, Timmy Turner."
 * Bubbles (still tearing up after seeing the letter):


 * Timmy (voice only): "P.S: I sent you something heartwarming on your Spacebook wall for a cutiepuff like you".


 * Bubbles: Timmy bear! You have no idea how happy I am right now! I wish you could see me now! I'll be on spacebook real soon!
 * (Bubbles flies home, logs into her profile, clicks Timmy's video and the Spacebook page dissolved transitioning us to "Sin Ti Moriria")
 * (After song)
 * Bubbles (with tears in her eyes): Now I really can't wait for Timmy to come back! I'm so happy! I HAVE to write him back!
 * (episode ends with Bubbles typing up a message for Timmy speaking as she wrote it.)

Plot

 * Timmy, the Powerpuff Girls, Ed, Edd, Eddy (who wasn't a big fan of boy bands) and The Chalkzone gang were all helping R5 set up their stage for their concert inside the O2 Arena in England. While testing the pyrotechnics, Ed accidentally fired the pyros at Eddy and he disintegrated, making R5 laugh and say that they are such funny people and good construction workers. Mr. Conductor (Ringo) appears, informs them that his cousin went to the South Pole to play with his penguin friends, and tells them stories about fixtures, repairs, and technical difficulties on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) What's The Matter With Henry? (Michael Angelis)
 * 2) Henry's Special Coal (Ringo Starr, US)
 * 3) Whistles and Sneezes (Ringo Starr)
 * Mud, Glorious Mud (Michael Angelis)
 * 1) The Runaway (Ringo Starr, US)

Song

 * Loud (performed by R5 featuring the Chalkzone Band)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside the O2 Arena, doing pyro-testing on the R5 stage)
 * Edd: Phew! I'm definitely exhausted from setting up that stage.
 * Riker: Well you did a fine job, Eddward.
 * Ross: Yeah, you did way better than that Lumpy kid.
 * Ratliff: Ross, his name is Ed, you know.
 * Ross: I was only playing around, Ratliff, and Rocky thinks he's funny!
 * Rocky: Which I am!
 * *the gang except Eddy laughs*
 * Rudy: Man, you're such a character, Rocky. And I knew Ratliff from school when I was in 3rd grade.
 * Rydel: You did?
 * Rudy: Absolutely! I told him that I'd be in a band someday.... well I made my own band known as the Chalkzone band.
 * Ross: Well, we just invited you to play "Loud" with us tonight since The Vamps couldn't make it.
 * Ratliff: And it's a good thing I found you on Spacebook (spoof of MySpace and Facebook) to recruit you, your band and your trusty friends we would call fans.
 * Riker: Or R5ers--.
 * Ratliff: Shut up.
 * Riker: *groans*
 * Rydel: Well, it looks like Riker woke up on the wrong side of the tour bus.
 * Riker: Hey! I ain't cranky!
 * Eddy: HMPH! Welcome to MY world.
 * Ross: Never mind that, Eddy can you please get that jawbreaker wrapper Ed threw on the pyro-vents, please?
 * Eddy: *growls* Fine... *mutters to himself*
 * Blossom: I became a big fan of your music when I came across a playlist of your songs on ViewTube.
 * Bubbles: And Blossom bought me your songs to listen on my iPhone along with Il Volo. *giggles*.
 * Buttercup (who is a huge R5 fan because of the boys): You guys are one of the most awesome bands ! I always headbang and rock out to your videos on RTV (Spoof of MTV). And I can't wait for Rudy's band to play with you tonight.
 * Ratliff: And we are definitley pleased to have you in the front row tonight.
 * Bubbles: I hope I catch one of your sticks tonight, Ratliff. *giggles*
 * Buttercup: Hey, I thought I would get the stick Bubbles.
 * Ratliff: Then you can BOTH have my drumsticks. I have a huge supply backstage.
 * Ed: Of fireworks?
 * Ratliff: No Ed, not fireworks.
 * Ed: Do they come out when you push this?!
 * Ross: No Ed, wait--! *Ed blasts Eddy with the stage pyro*
 * Eddy: *screams in the fireworks* Nice one Lumpy!!!! *disintergrates*
 * (Mr. Conductor's cousin appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Ross: *shrieks like a girl* (Like he did in "Austin & Ally" often) A little man!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Relax, Ross. I'm not going to hurt you and your band. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ringo, but you may call me Mr. Conductor.
 * Ross: Wait, h-h-how did you know my name?
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles was telling me about you and your band and I used to be in a rock band (referring to The Beatles) myself. And by the way, you did that very well and I am proud of all of you. You might as well be the best workers to help Henry. He's been feeling poor a lot lately.
 * Rocky: Wait, who's Henry?
 * Rydel: We never heard of somebody named Henry.
 * Ratliff: Is Henry a spare drummer to play for me if I feel ill?
 * Mr. Conductor: Goodness, no! Henry is a steam engine who lives with my friend Thomas The Tank Engine and many others of the Island Of Sodor.
 * Ross: An Island made out of soft drinks? You gotta me kiddin' me.
 * Ratliff: No, he meant the Island Of Sodor, Ross--.
 * Ross: Oh, yeah, yeah. My mistake. Well I could sure use some soft drinks right now. *opens his Diet PEPSI bottle, drinks it and belches loudly*
 * Mr. Conductor: My, that's disgraceful!
 * Riker: Yeah Ross, you should cover your mouth when you belch.
 * Ross: Sorry, Mr. C. Anyway, you were saying about Henry? Could you fill us in?
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well then. Come along. (Blows whistle and "What's The Matter With Henry" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: You musical lads must have some fun times performing at concerts and traveling in the tour bus. Reminds me of the days when my lads, the Beatles and I, Ringo Starr by the way--
 * Ratliff: Wait, you're actually THE Ringo Starr from the Beatles?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Absolutely! I was the star-drummer for the Beatles before becoming a magical train conductor. I was there on the trains to make sure nothing ever went wrong.
 * Ratliff: Dude, you were my IDOL after watching you on ViewTube! I actually wanted to be like you.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you can always ask me for advice, Ratliff. Please feel free. (scene cuts to the R5 concert inside the O2 Arena)
 * Riker: (while they play the intro to "Loud") Now it's time for our last song of the night, guys! Get your hands in the air and get loud!!!! *audience of fangirls scream*
 * Buttercup: *screams* I LOVE YOU R5!!!!!
 * (Rudy & the Chalkzone Band enter the stage)
 * Ross (in unison to Rudy & The Chalkzone Band entering the stage): Please welcome Rudy & The Chalkzone Band!!!! *audience screams*
 * Ratliff (while drumming): Rudy's an old friend of mine! (They perform "Loud")

Trivia

 * Ross (guitarist/lead singer), Riker (basest), Rocky (2nd guitarist),  Rydel (keyboardist) (the Lynch family), and Ellington Ratliff (drummer), the band known as R5 guest stars in this episode along with Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr).
 * Rydel Lynch is the only female in the band R5.
 * Ellington Ratliff is best known as "Ratliff"
 * Rudy Tabootie mentions that Ratliff went to school with him and was his long-lost best friend before he met Penny.
 * This episode is dedicated in loving memory of Musician, David Bowie (1947-2016).

Plot

 * At the Metropolitian Opera House @ Lincoln Center in NYC, Rolf is nervous to perform for the masterclasses and waits for Piero to train him. Timmy enters (after Ignazio annoyed the living life outta him) the dressing room and wonders what is with Rolf's blues. Rolf tells him about his nerves and stage fright. Timmy tries encouraging him to overcome his fear of stage right. Rolf tries his best to grow confidence, but still feels nervous inside. Timmy then tells Rolf stories about music on the Island Of Sodor to help Rolf grow confidence. At the 2nd to last story, Piero (after warming up Edd) appears to prep Rolf with his warm-up vocals. Piero gives warm advice to Rolf, and then Timmy tells them the last story. Then Piero warmed up Rolf by going through his scales. Then when the masterclasses came. Pavarotti introduced Rolf to sing "Questa O Quella" from "Rigoletto". Rolf does good, and listened to Pavarotti on his feedback and got it right for him, and passed the masterclass, and then Timmy went up after him, then the episode ended.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak
 * 2) Rock 'n' Roll (repeat)
 * 3) Edward's Brass Band
 * 4) Faulty Whistles
 * 5) Toad Stands By (repeat)

Song

 * Questa O Quella (Sung by Rolf)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with an overview of Metropolitian Opera House @ Lincoln Center in NYC)
 * (scene then shows the auditorium where people were finding their seats and the [operatic] Conductor was prepping the orchestra)
 * (We then go to Rolf dressed formally, nervously sweating in his dressing room)
 * Rolf: *hyperventilating* Rolf's mind goes blank...how long must Rolf wait for his music trainer? *in his mind* Rolf is hoping never...
 * Timmy (entering the room; annoyed): Man, Ignazio really irks me sometimes! (angrily slams the door)
 * Rolf: Boy Timmy! Rolf is, how do you say? Relieved to see you!
 * Timmy: Always glad to see you too, Rolf. Say, you alright? You're sweating like Wilfred on a hot day.
 * Rolf: Rolf has the insects in his stomach. Rolf cannot bear to perform on-stage!
 * Timmy: Aw, you must be quite the wreck, Rolf. Performing in front of a bunch of people is one thing, but try riding in a train with a mouse on board.
 * Rolf: A mouse you say?
 * Timmy: Aw, you bet. It happened on the Island of Sodor. A famous opera singer was to be collected. Unfortunately, like you, she couldn't exactly go on-stage without her predicament resolved. Let me fill you in on what I'm trying to say! (blows whistle and "Thomas, Percy and the Squeak" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After Last Story)

Trivia

 * Piero Barone debuts in the series in this episode and is 24 years old (while Ignazio Boschetto [22 years old] is only mentioned by an annoyed Timmy and Gianluca Ginoble [also 22 years old] is absent, but both debut in the series in later episodes).
 * In this episode, Timmy and Piero Barone mention that they worked for The Conductor Family while the 2 Mr. Conductors (Ringo and George) were adapting to the Eds and company in Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy and telling them stories (along with Ringo being busy with his solo music career after his separation with the Beatles.) as a reference to "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover" (which is the prequel to "Ed, Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station" leading up to this wiki) when Piero took Ringo's role as Mr. Conductor before he left Shining Time (Timmy Turner took over for S2, S3, and Family Specials) to go with Mr. Nicholas for a while and then compete in the Italian T.V talent contest competing against Gianluca Ginoble and Ignazio Boschetto (before they became Il Volo).
 * This episode is a special tribute in loving memory of Russian opera baritone, Dmitri Hvorostovsky (1962-2017).

Plot

 * Ignazio Boschetto and Sandy Cheeks each had a bad day. Ignazio was involved in a car accident (his car hit a lampost in a multi-car wreck) after getting road rage, and Sandy Cheeks was frustrated that the hotel she stayed at had bad service and cost her all of her money, especially the front desk attendants were rude to guests. Mr. Conductor appears and tells both of them stories about engines on Sodor who've misbehaved or had bad days. Daniel Powter also joined in as he, like others, knows what a bad day is like.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (George Carlin)
 * 2) Gordon Takes A Dip (George Carlin)
 * 3) Put Upon Percy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas and the Conductor (George Carlin)
 * 5) James Learns A Lesson (George Carlin)

Song

 * Bad Day (Sung by Daniel Powter)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens wth Ignazio running onto his bed screaming into his pillow)
 * Ignazio: What is wrong with-a-the stupid road today?!!!
 * (Sandy barges into room)
 * (Sandy) Hey, Ignazio, ya angry, too?!
 * Ignazio: SI!!!!
 * Sandy: (angrily) What happened to you?!
 * Ignazio: Well, the stupid-a-driver got into me way and cut-a-me off, I honk at him to get outta me way, soon all-a-the cars pile up-a, and I hit-a-me nose of me car on-a-the lampost! It was-a me new Italia FIAT!!!! *growls then cries*
 * Sandy: Well I had my acorns twisted when that stupid front desk attendant charged me $348.00 which included $35.00 for a no-good burger! $348.00 was all I had, and therefore I ain't coming back to that poorly managed hotel, dang-gummit!!!!
 * Ignazio: Will you stop-a shouting, Sandy?!!!! I gotta me-self a headache!!!! *covers head with pillow*
 * (Sandy sits on bed)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Seems like there's lot of turmoil in here.
 * Sandy: You said it, Mr. Conductor!!!! Those clerks should ask to charge my behind!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sandy, Sandy, why are you shouting?
 * Sandy: *panting sadly* Oh shoot Mr. Conductor, I'm sorry. I-its just that I had a bad day.
 * Ignazio: (still covering his face with pillow with a pounding headache) Me day went-a-bad too, Mr. Conductor. *sad gasps*.
 * Mr. Conductor: I overheard your dilemmas before I came here and I definitely feel sorry for the both of you.
 * Ignazio: Yeah, and I shouldn't-a yelled at-a-the driver.
 * Mr. Conductor: Road rage, huh? That happens to everyone. And by the way, you guys aren't the only ones having it hard today, that silly snob of an engine, Sir Handel was grumbling all day and he ended up in a similar fate as Ignazio.
 * Ignazio: What-a kind of fate?
 * Sandy: Please tell us, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed I will. (Blows whistle and "A Bad Day For Sir Handel" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Ignazio: That is-a similar to-a-the way I acted today.

Quote 2

 * (After last story)
 * Ignazio: I feel-a for Jamie. Bad-a days can lead-a to em-a-barrassment!
 * Sandy: And how.
 * Daniel Powter: You know, guys. Bad days can easily be far behind you if you show today what for by seeing what positive perks tomorrow may have in store to recover from this bad day.
 * Sandy: What'cha talkin' about there, Dan?
 * Ignazio: And how-a we may do that?
 * Daniel: I was hoping you'd ask. I always remember a song that inspires me. (in unison, the beginning instrumental to "Bad Day" started) And I want both of you to remember it whenever you guys have any more bad days to come. (performs "Bad Day")

Trivia

 * The car Ignazio wrecked was an Italian FIAT.
 * The hotel Sandy stayed at was referred to the hotel in the Spongebob Squarepants episode, "Krusty Towers".
 * Daniel Powter guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Jackie, Edd, Timmy, the Powerpuff Girls, Ignazio Boschetto, Lisa, (after mailing a card to Colin in Ireland), Ed, Eddy, and Bart (who became drunk until the second story after drinking a glass of Guinness) prepare for the St. Patrick's Day party inside Eddy's bedroom (even though Eddy didn't throw the party). As always, Eddy was never in the spirit for St. Patrick's Day, and the gang tries telling him that St. Patrick's Day is a special day for all of us. Timmy Turner tells stories about green engines and their strength and courage on the Island Of Sodor. In the end, the 1st guests of the party were unexpected but a BIG surprise. Irish-born group, George Donaldson (died in 2014 / Scottish born), Paul Byrom, Damian McGinty, Ryan Kelly, and Keith Harkin, best known as Celtic Thunder makes an appearance as special party guests. They perform "Ireland's Call". Eddy suddenly develops a change of heart of his culture (Eddy is Irish-cultured) after the song, because the song represented the symbol of strength.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry and the Elephant (repeat)
 * 2) A Big Surprise for Percy (repeat)
 * 3) Oliver Owns Up (repeat)
 * 4) Fish (repeat)
 * 5) The World's Strongest Engine (repeat)

Song

 * Ireland's Call (performed by Celtic Thunder)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside Eddy's bedroom with the gang preparing for the St. Patrick's Day party and Bart drinking a glass of Irish Guinness)
 * Bart: *gulp, gulp*
 * Lisa: *spots Bart drinking Guinness* *gasp* Bart, where did you get that Guinness?!
 * Bart: Easy, I snuck it from Homeboy's liquor stash. *continues drinking*
 * Lisa: Well, it's not the 1st time you became drunk. (Referring to "Homer Vs. The Eighteenth Amendment" and "The Simpsons Movie" when he drank intentionally and unintentionally.)
 * Edd: And Bart shouldn't have been drinking that due to law enforcement.
 * Bart: What is that supposed to mean?!
 * Timmy (in unison to Bart drinking): It means you'll go to jail if you're caught drinking that.
 * Jackie: Timmy's right, Bart. People under 21 could easily perish from drugs like that.
 * Bart (drunkly): *belches* I fought the law and I won! There I SAID IT! *faints*
 * Eddy: I don't get it Sockhead! Why are you and your friends putting up all this junk and hunks of baloney all around my house?!
 * Edd: Baloney? Please, we are setting up for our St. Patrick's Day Party.
 * Ed: And I, Ed picked the venue, and I chose Eddy's house! *laughs*
 * Buttercup: Well I'm proud to be Irish cultured! I can fight like a madgirl!
 * Blossom: Trust me Buttercup, there's a lot of Irish here in the cul-de-sac today.
 * Ignazio: But I no Irish! I'm Italiano, guys.
 * Timmy (annoyed): We know you're Italian, Ignazio. Bubbles has some Italian in her family as well (in reference to and foreshadowing the episode "Foreign Vacation Is No Bummer Vacation").
 * Bubbles: Let's not forget I have Irish in my family as well, Timmykins. *giggles*
 * Eddy: St. Patrick's Day stinks! Why do we all have to wear stupid green anyway?!
 * Bart (drunkly): Yeah we don't even get any MONEY! *faints, then gets up and runs to the bathroom to retch for a while*
 * Lisa: Well, that's what Bart gets for intoxicating himself.
 * Ed: Green is the color of the evil leprechauns who dine on people with fast-food utencils.
 * Bubbles: *shrieks* Timmy hold me! *cries in Timmy's arms* Ed scares me!
 * Timmy: Uh Lumpy, can you at least take a day off from telling your monster movie tales in that peanut-brained head of yours?
 * Ed: *moans*
 * Timmy: Don't cry, Bubbly-Bunny. You know what else is green?
 * Bubbles (still with tears in her eyes): Is it something scary from Ed?!
 * Timmy: Heck no, Bubsy! The engines on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Eddy: You mean the stupid trains celebrate this quack of a holiday, too?! HAH! This St. Patrick's Day's getting on my nerves.
 * Buttercup: Ah c'mon, McRich! Where's your sense of humor and Irish spirit?!
 * Jackie: Buttercup's right, Eddy. You really need to lighten up. You have Irish in your heritage as well.
 * Eddy: Big whoop! HMPH!
 * Timmy: Never mind Dorky, guys. Remember when Henry had the courage to see what's up with the tunnel, and his ego led him to the discovery of a huge creature?
 * Bubbles: Is it a monster from Ed's horror movies?!
 * Timmy: No, that's silly, Bubbles. A huge character you love. Let me fill you in. (Blows whistle and "Henry & The Elephant" begins)

Quote 2

 * [knocking is heard outside Eddy's door]


 * Edd: Oh happy day. One of my guests has arrived.
 * Lisa: I'll get that for you, Edd.
 * Edd: Bless you, Lisa.
 * Eddy: Yeah, it's probably Shovelchin Kevin!
 * Ed: Or the mutant leprechauns sucking the marrow from our bones like vaccum cleaners!
 * Bubbles: *shrieks* Ed, don't scare me like that!
 * Timmy: Ah, don't worry, Bubbles. it's probably Sarah or Jimmy.
 * (Lisa opens door and Celtic Thunder enters)
 * Paul Byrom (while entering the room): Hello, what's up? We heard there was a party 'ere.
 * George Donaldson: Hey, this place looks nice.... reminds me of me home in Scotland.
 * Keith Harkin: But this look more like Ireland, George.
 * Damian McGinty: Hey, cool party.
 * Ryan Kelly: I see a lot of Irish soda bread.
 * Edd: Oh happy day!
 * Lisa: Oh my! C-C-Celtic Thunder! Me and my friend Eddward watched you guys on QVC this morning before we went to Church.
 * Eddy: Great! More Irish stuff?!
 * Ed: Like dish soap?
 * Eddy: *groan*
 * Blossom: And what brings you guys here inside Eddy's house?
 * George: Well, we heard of a party going on 'ere when we wanted to meet our favorite Powerpuff Girls after ye girls saved me best friend Damian from Calamitous' fireceful robot.
 * Buttercup: And now that creep's in jail for life! HAH!
 * Keith: He's also OUR best friend, George.
 * George: I know that, Lads.
 * Paul Byrom: Well I had a lot to eat this morning after visiting QVC, there was a "MacDonald's" around the corner so I ate me lunch there before comin' 'ere.
 * Eddy: It's MCDONALDS, who ever you are!
 * George (to himself): Och! How rude!
 * Edd: *gasps* I am quite astounded by you, Eddy. Paul Byrom speaks with an Irish Brogue as well as the rest of the group, despite George Donaldson speaks with a Scottish accent, (to George) no disrespect intented George, (to Eddy) so I wouldn't criticize their accents if I were you, Eddy.
 * Timmy: Yeah, you shouldn't throw a fit on the way people speak, "Mr. MacRich".
 * Eddy: Hey, it's MCRICH to you, Twerper!
 * Timmy: Well you shouldn't have criticized Paul's (imitates an Irish brogue) Irish brogue.
 * Ignazio: Whah?! I have-a-the-good accent--!
 * Blossom: You HAVE a splendid accent, Ignazio. Don't get yourself all hyped up.
 * Eddy: St. Patrick's Day's so easy to amuse!
 * Damian: No it's not, Eddy. We Irishmen seem to love St. Patrick's Day because it shows the true strength, courage, and bravery, of our home country (Ireland).
 * Ryan: Even your cousin James is Irish-born, Eddy. I DID know your cousin since high school in Dublin, Ireland.
 * Paul: You see, Eddy "MacRich", St. Patrick's Day is also the day we take time to remember the times we were triumphant and successful, as well as being persistent, strong, and brave.
 * (Ireland's Call's intro slowly fades in)
 * Keith: And what we love to do on St. Patrick's Day is what we do best.
 * George (singing): Side by side, we stand like brothers, one for all and all together, we will stay united to darker days, and we'll be unbeatable forever....
 * (Celtic Thunder continues to sing "Ireland's Call")
 * (after "Ireland's Call")
 * Timmy: Erin Go Brah! (Ireland Forever!)
 * Lisa: Colin would love to hear this when I write to him tomorrow!
 * Ed: Can Ireland kick the bucket? *laughs*
 * Edd: I always loved your Irish tunes.
 * Eddy: Hey! We'll I guess you're right. St. Patrick's Day does mean something to me. I can pound Kevin in 10 seconds if I have to with my Irish strength! Thanks for the advice Celtic Thunder!
 * George: It is indeed our great pleasure ye wee one.
 * Paul: Hey, Eddward, ye got some corned beef I could chow down on?
 * Edd *while putting the food on the table I just put it down for you Paul.
 * Paul: Ah, thank you me boy.
 * (Conversations begin and episode ends)

Trivia

 * Celtic Thunder guest stars in this episode.

Major Trivia

 * This happened before George Donaldson's death in 2014.

Plot

 * A big blizzard hits Peach Creek. Jackie was safe and sound inside her house when she gets a phone call from Edd informing her he was caught in the blizzard. With no time to explain how he got into the melee in the first place, Edd asks Jackie if he can huddle with her at her house until the blizzard blows over as he was closer to her house than his own. Jackie, EXTREMELY worried about Edd wanted to go out and help him, but Edd didn't want her to get caught in the blizzard too so he vowed to make it through the monstrous blizzard to her house. Jackie agreed, but still worried SEVERELY about him. Mr. Conductor appears, Jackie tells him Edd's predicament and Mr. Conductor tells her stories about engines' winter predicaments on the Island of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Terence the Tractor (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Jack Frost (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Toby Had a Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Oliver the Snow Engine (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Walking In The Air (cover by Jackie Evancho)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with the blizzard blowing over Peach Creek)
 * (The scene then goes to Jackie watching the storm from behind her bedroom window)
 * Jackie: Am I glad not to be out there. I'd hate to be anyone who's caught in this monstrous blizzard or didn't make it indoors when The Weather Channel gave a severe warning.
 * (Suddenly, Jackie's cell phone rang playing her song, "Pedestal" as her ringtone)
 * Jackie: (sees it's Edd calling) *soft, but happy gasp* It's Edd! (answers) Hi, Double-Dear! How are you?
 * Edd (on the other line; voice only, wind blowing in the background): *shivering* T-t-t-t-turledovvvve?
 * Jackie: Edd? What's wrong? You sound cold. What's that noise? *soft gasp* You're not calling where I think you're calling from are-?
 * Edd (on the other line; voice only, shivering, wind blowing in the background): I'm af-f-f-fraid I haven't m-m-m-much t-t-t-t-time to ex...plain, dear! P-p-please. May I s-s-s-stay with y-y-y-you at...your s-s-s-sanctuary until this....storm blows...over?! I'm f-f-f-far t-t-too d-d-d-distant f-f-from m-m-my own house t-t-t-t-to w-w-w-walk all the...wayyyy!
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* Don't worry, dear. I'll be on my way!
 * Edd (on the other line; voice only, shivering, wind blowing in the background): No-! I don't w-w-want you to get c-c-c-caught in this horrendous b-b-b-b-blizzard t-t-t-too! I'll make it there myself! I a...s-s-s-ssure you!
 * Jackie: Are you sure, dear? I REALLY think you need help!
 * Edd (voice only, on the other line; shivering; wind blowing in the background): N-n-nothing to w-w-w-worry about...T-t-t-turtledove. Y-y-y-you just...keep warm and safe. I'll be there a-a-a-as soon as p-p-p-possible.
 * Jackie: *sad sigh* If you say so, Double-Dear.
 * Edd (voice only, on the other line; shivering, wind blowing in the background): B-b-bless you, d-d-dear! I lo- (line goes dead due to the horrendous weather conditions)
 * Jackie: *soft, horrified gasp* Oh no...his phone...lost signal. (sobs quietly) Oh, Eddward...
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Jackie (distraught): Oh...hi, Mr. Conductor. Would you stay and keep me company for a while?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, don't mind if I do, Jackie.
 * (Jackie nervously, but calmly breathing)
 * Mr. Conductor: Jackie, you look worried. What's the matter?
 * Jackie: Oh, it's Edd, Mr. Conductor! He's caught in the blizzard!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh dear. I asked him not to, but he never listens.
 * Jackie: That doesn't sound like Edd, Mr. Conductor. He knows better than to go out in a storm like this.
 * Mr. Conductor: No. Jack Frost. He's the one that made it so cold and dangerous out there. Makes me wonder why Edd's out there in the first place. I certainly hope he'll be alright.
 * Jackie: I offered to go out and walk him back to my house, but he said he'd rather make it here himself. *soft gasp* What if he can't make it? What if he faints? Or worse, what if he...? (voice cracks and cries in fear)
 * Mr. Conductor: Please, Jackie, don't be too worried. You know how dedicated Edd is to you despite how delicate he is. He'll fight his way through the blizzard for you.
 * Jackie: But what if the blizzard's too strong for him?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, that's a leap of a different matter. But not so different from what happened to Thomas when he ran into a snowbank.
 * Jackie: *soft gasp* What happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Terence had to help pull him out. Let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Terence the Tractor" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Oliver the Snow Engine")
 * Jackie: I hope Edd doesn't get stuck out all night. Oliver and Toad were lucky it was only snow, but that's a raging blizzard out there!
 * Mr. Conductor: And it's only getting worse by the minute.
 * Jackie: I'm going out there...for Eddward!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you better bundle up firmly, Jackie. But not so firm you move slowly.
 * Jackie (quickly putting her best winter coat on): That's exactly what I'm going to do, Mr. Conductor! (goes out the door)
 * Mr. Conductor: Good luck! (disappears)
 * (Scene then shows Jackie outside her house as the blizzard blew furiously)
 * Jackie (in her head): I'm coming for you, Double-Dear!
 * (Jackie walks her strongest and fastest through the blizzard)
 * Jackie (calling out): Eddward! (presses on) Eddward! I know I'll find you, Eddward. I will! I'll never find another like you!
 * (Scene fades to her continuing her journey)
 * Jackie: *panting* Health risks or not, No blizzard is gonna keep me away from my boyfriend! (presses on)
 * (Scene fades to her still continuing her journey)
 * Jackie: Oh, Eddward! If you're out here, why won't you show yourself?! I'm doing my best...FOR YOU! (sobs quietly)
 * Edd (voice only; faintly): Turtledove...!
 * Jackie: *soft gasp* Eddward?!
 * (She then sees a silhouette figure from behind the blowing snowy winds)
 * Jackie: Can it...? It must...!
 * (The figure began coming closer and closer to her.)
 * Jackie: Edd...Ward...?
 * (The figure is then revealed to be Edd [skin blue and icicles hanging from his ears, nose and chin] running towards her)
 * Edd: T-t-t-t-turtledo-v-v-ve!
 * Jackie: *soft happy gasp* Double-Delight!
 * (The two dramatically run to each other and finally, they hugged happy to be reunited.)
 * Jackie (crying tears of happiness): Eddward! *sniffles* You're alright!
 * Edd (also crying tears of happiness): T-t-t-turtledove! You c-c-c-came to h-h-h-help me? E-e-e-ven after I...said t-t-t-to stay in-n-n-n-side!?
 * Jackie: I HAD TO, LOVE! I would NEVER live with myself the same way ever again if I didn't do something!
 * Edd: *sniffles* B-b-b-b-bless you, my g-g-g-g-guardian a-a-a-angel...!
 * Jackie: Let's get you some healing warmth.
 * (And the happy, reunited couple made their way back to Jackie's)
 * (Soon...)
 * Edd: (on Jackie's couch in her living room; skin still blue and teeth chattering from still being so cold) *ACHOO!* B-b-b-bless me...!
 * Jackie: You hang in there, dear. I have hot soup and cocoa for us.
 * Edd (shivering): T-t-t-thank g-g-g-goodness...!
 * (Jackie hands Edd a mug of cocoa and bowl of chicken soup)
 * Edd: *drinks his cocoa and his skin returns to normal but with red cheeks* Gracious! It's very hot! But thankfully It stopped my shivering. *sneezes* Excuse me. But now I'm cursed with the common cold!
 * Jackie: I'm just glad you're out of that blizzard and in good hands with me now!
 * Edd: Indeed I am.
 * Jackie: But you never told me, Edd. HOW DID you end up in the blizzard in the first place?
 * Edd: I'll give you one guess...Eddy.
 * Jackie: *gasps in horror* Eddy?!
 * Edd: I'm afraid so, dear! He got me involved in one of his various scams again! He attempted to sell these "anti-blizzard jackets" that would protect consumers from dangerous blizzards and hypothermia. One jacket with cooked hot dogs stuffed inside and another soaked in boiling hot water!
 * Jackie: And where was Ed in all this?
 * Edd: Oh, of course! How could I have forgotten? He, Sarah and their parents are away visiting their grandparents in the country. Probably to escape this disastrous blizzard.
 * Jackie: That's good for them. And Eddy?
 * Edd: Well, as the storm kicked in, it didn't take long before it grew worse! And unlike a true friend would, Eddy ran for his life to his home! I tried to catch up, but I sadly fell over. I called out for him to come back, but he went on running. I fainted, but only briefly so our friend, the Good Lord known as GOD would grant me the strength to inform you I was outside in the blizzard and so I could fight my way to your place of sanctuary. If it wasn't for him...or you...I would not be here as we speak. I knew he'd want me to live. Because...(lays a hand on Jackie's) WE...you and I are two parts of a whole...and we will die TOGETHER as a whole!
 * Jackie (crying tone): Oh, Edd! (hugs him tightly and Edd hugs her back)
 * Edd (crying tone as well): Oh, Jackie...
 * (They separate from their hug)
 * Jackie: Edd, *sniffles* I was scared I was going to lose you today! Eddy's father WILL hear about him abandoning you in the blizzard.
 * Edd (wiping a tear): By all means...I strongly approve it!
 * (The two hug and embrace each other)
 * Jackie: Eddward...when the snow isn't brutal next time, I want us to have an evening together to enjoy the BEAUTY of winter! Could you imagine it?
 * Edd: With you, my dear, I can imagine ANYTHING.
 * (The two close their eyes and we transition to a dream sequence set to "Walking In The Air" performed by Jackie Evancho where Edd and Jackie are animated similarly to that of "The Snowman" Christmas special where they are flying through the air and even encounter the snowman and the boy from the same special)
 * (After Song; Episode ends with Edd and Jackie asleep on her couch)

Plot

 * Mr. Krabs complains about being old again. Bubbles, Edd, Ed, Spongebob, Lisa, Squidward (who practically didn't care one bit), Eddy (who felt the same as Squidward), Timmy, Rudy, Snap, and Il Volo tried to talk to a grumpy Mr. Krabs. Mr. Conductor appears and tries teaching Mr. Krabs the importance of being old by telling him stories about oldness on the Island Of Sodor. In the end after "Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach", opera singer Placido Domingo arrives at the Krusty Krab and tells Mr. Krabs that he still succeeds even at an old age. Domingo then kindly asks Il Volo to show Mr. Krabs what he can do at an old age by duetting with Il Volo in the song "Il Canto". Mr. Krabs becomes impressed with a change of heart and runs back to his office to count his money faster than usual. The episode ends in unison to Mr. Krabs counting his money.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby The Tram Engine (George Carlin)
 * 2) Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) You Can't Win! (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas Breaks the Rules (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Il Canto (performed by Il Volo and Placido Domingo)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside the Krusty Krab with Mr. Krabs limping to the entrance to the Krusty Krab kitchen)
 * Spongebob: *suddenly flings the door open right in front of Mr. Krabs* Gooood Morning, Mr. Krabs!!!! Just served up some customers--.
 * Mr. Krabs: *drops keys* AAAAHHH! Ye made drop me keys! Give me some space lad! Can't a crab have a little space?!
 * Spongebob: *with tears in his eyes* I'm sorry Mr. Krabs!
 * Eddy: What's he blubbering about?!
 * Lisa (at the gang's table): I think we should help him.
 * Ignazio: But I no finish me Krabby Patty--!
 * Timmy: Aw, c'mon! *yanks Ignazio by his arm*
 * Lisa: What's the matter Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: Aw, Lisa, me girl. I'm getting too old. In fact, I've probably been older than I realized. I'm too old to be running the Krusty Krab.
 * Rudy: C'mon, Mr. Krabs. Old people don't grumble about their age.
 * Gianluca: Yeah, I no complain about-a-me-Nonno (grandpa). He's such-a-the-ham. He no complain about-a-the-age.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yaarrrgh, yeah well If I wasn't so old, I'd...Oh, who am I kidding?
 * Edd: But, Mr. Krabs, Sir, being old doesn't mean that you slow down doing what you love to do.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes it does! I can't even count me money!
 * Edd: Well, Jackie could've assisted us into helping you but sadly she has a cold.
 * Bubbles and Spongebob: *sadly gasp in unison*
 * Spongebob: Jackie's sick?! What a sad thing to hear!!
 * Bubbles: Poor Jackie!
 * Edd: She unfortunately caught it from me when we huddled together during the monstrous blizzard last week in Peach Creek. (referring to the previous episode, "Walking In The Ed")
 * Eddy: Ah, she deserved it anyway for squealing on me to my dad! You have any idea what it's like having "The World's Largest Athlete" (referring to WWE Superstar, "The Big Show") as your dad?!
 * Edd: At least Jackie went out in search of me and helped me escape that monstrous blizzard unlike YOU thinking only about YOUR own life and safety, Eddy!
 * Eddy: Go stick it in your hat!
 * Spongebob: (in a crying way): Oh, this is turning into a horrible day!
 * Bubbles: (In a crying way): She had the most beautiful voice I ever heard!
 * Spongebob (In a crying way): Now who will sing me to sleep?!
 * Bubbles: (in a crying way) First, Mr. Krabs wants to retire and Jackie is sick! *cries*
 * Spongebob: (in a crying way) Oh, Bubbles! Could you hold me?!
 * Bubbles: Of course, I can! *cries*
 * Spongebob: *cries in unison*
 * [Ignazio and Lisa approach the two and gently rubbed their backs to sooth them]
 * Lisa: There, there, there, I'm sure Jackie will be up and at 'em sooner than we know it.
 * Squidward: (rudely about Jackie): Who cares about Jackie?! It's not like she's dying or anything!
 * Ed: Like the monster in "It came from Planet Couscous"?!
 * Piero: Ah, Ed, Squid-a-ward, you both give-a-me-a-the-headache already, sheesh!
 * Edd: Ed, please hush.
 * Ed: I am sorry, Double-D.
 * Squidward: Whatever. I could be doing more star potential-gaining things.
 * Lisa: Squidward, manners, and secondly I know famous people that are old.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Gang, I've seen happier faces in a frowning contest.
 * Gianluca: Senior Krabs is-a-complaining about-a-the-old age againe.
 * Mr. Krabs: You don't know the half of it!
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Mr. Krabs, being old isn't so bad. And, Gianluca, surely you remember some of my friends I told you about who are old.
 * Bubbles: Are they retiring too?! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't you worry Bubbles. The engines are working just well and Mr. Krabs, Toby was feeling the same you were when Sir Topham Hatt first met him.
 * Mr. Krabs (angrily): Really?! How could ye old Toby succeed in counting me money?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Toby wasn't really thinking about money, but he was sad about his line closing. I'll tell you what happened. (Blows whistle, bubbles filled up the screen and "Toby The Tram Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Thomas, Percy, and Old Slow Coach")
 * (Placido Domingo enters the Krusty Krab)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, we've just the right person to teach Old Man Krabs! (disappears)
 * *all except Eddy gasp loudly*
 * Piero: Placido!
 * Spongebob: *shrieks* (in a shivering way) P-P-P-PLACIDO DOMINGO! HOLY KRABBY PATTIES! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!! Ohhh... *faints*
 * Edd: I best tend to revive him. *takes bucket of cold water and splashes Spongebob*
 * Spongebob: AAAAHHHH!!!! I can't swim! I can't-- *gasps and stares at the gang* Oh, *laughs* sorry.
 * Ed: (About Placido) Who is Placimo? Is he one of the people eaten in "It Came From Planet Couscous"?!
 * Eddy: It's Placido, stupid. I don't know who the heck he is either.
 * Edd: Eddy, manners. And Ed this isn't the time to be silly.
 * Ed: Aw, shucks. I am sorry, Double D.
 * Timmy: Man, Ed never stops yakking, Double-Dude.
 * Edd: Tell me about it, Timmy.
 * Bubbles: Placido, what are you doing here?
 * Placido (in his Spanish accent): Well, I came here to help Mr. Krabs and grab a bite of course.
 * Mr. Krabs: Help me? With what? Putting me in a retirement home?
 * Placido: Of course not. You see Mr. Krabs, being old doesn't mean to don't get to do what you love to do. I may be old, but I still perform concerts, recitals, and record albums.
 * Ignazio: We feature you in our album once.
 * Placido: Would you like to join me into proving Mr. Krabs what I can do at an old age?
 * Gianluca (calmly): Si, maestro. C'mon guys.
 * (Music from "Il Canto" fade in to Il Volo coming to Placido and they perform "Il Canto"*
 * (After "Il Canto")
 * Squidward: *with tears in his eyes* THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
 * Ed: (in a crying way) MY EYES ARE SWEATING HAPPINESS OR SOMETHING! *bawls loudly*
 * Spongebob: (in a crying way) I think that song gave me the sniffles. *cries*
 * Lisa: Here's a tissue, Spongebob.
 * Spongbob: (In a crying way) Thanks, Lise. (blows his nose)
 * Placido: Now you understand, Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs (with a change of heart): Why, I feel a lot younger. Thank you, Placido! Well, I gotta count me booty! *runs into his office while laughing heartily, and counts his money in twice the speed it usually took*
 * Spongebob: Wow. That song had some real effect on Mr. Krabs, huh Placido?
 * Placido: It really did, Spongebob. Now would you like to take my order?
 * Spongebob: Certainly, Placido. Old Man Krabs is gonna have a lot of "booty" to count! *laughs and the episode ends*

Trivia

 * Jackie Evancho was absent in this episode because she was sick with a cold. (And of course Bubbles and Spongebob worried about Jackie's voice after hearing Edd mention the reason for Jackie's absence)
 * Placido Domingo guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Mr. Krabs is in his office crying because he misses his Grandpappy, who was sick in the Bikini Bottom Hospital for 4 months. Spongebob and Edd tried to sooth his feelings and Mr. Conductor appears and tries to cheer him up with stories about Salty. In the end, Mr. Conductor reveals that Grandpappy is feeling much better and will come home to Mr. Krabs.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) No Sleep for Cranky (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Peace and Quiet (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 5) Salty's Stormy Tale (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Salty

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Mr. Krabs crying on his desk his office inside the Krusty Krab)
 * (Spongebob and Edd enter Mr. Krabs' office)
 * Spongebob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! We just sold our 2,000,000th Krabby Patty of the month!!!!
 * Edd: All thanks to me and Spongebob for providing excellent service.
 * Spongebob: And no angry customers!!!!
 * (They then see Mr. Krabs crying on his desk)
 * Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, what's wrong? Are you okay?
 * Edd: You seem quite downhearted, Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: I AM downhearted, Double-D me boy! I miss me Grandpappy!!!! *bawls*
 * Spongebob: *gasp* What happened to him?!
 * Mr. Krabs: Me Grandpappy had been sick in the Bikini Bottom Hospital for 4 months. *sad gasps* And now I don't know if he'll make it!!!! *bawls loudly*.
 * Spongebob: (sadly) Poor Mr. Krabs!!!!
 * Edd: *Puts hand on Mr. Krabs* It's all right, Mr. Krabs. He'll get well someday. It just takes time for an old person like him to recooperate. I-I mean he is 76 years old you know.
 * Mr. Krabs: I think you could be right, Eddie me boy. *sad gasp* I just wanted to see him again but I've been too busy working and counting me money.
 * Spongebob: Here's a tissue, Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: Thanks, me boy. *blows his nose into tissue*.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Krabs: *sadly* Ahoy, Mr. Conductor....
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, what's wrong with Mr. Krabs, guys?
 * Edd: Mr. Krabs is downhearted because his Grandpappy is sick in the hospital. We don't know if he's gonna recooperate.
 * Spongebob: Can you keep us updated on Grandpappy for Mr. Krabs, please?
 * Mr. Conductor: (Calmly) Of course I will, Spongebob. I'm sure Salty The Dockside Diesel would share the same feeling as Mr. Krabs. After all, he did miss the seaside and the docks.
 * Edd: I think Mr. Krabs would want to hear some stories about the diesel similar to his personality.
 * Mr. Conductor: Are you sure, Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: *cheering up a little* I really want to find out who this Salty diesel really is.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. You'll soon find out. Come along you 3! (Blows whistle, bubbles filled up the screen and "Salty's Secret" begins)

Plot

 * Jackie's older sister, Juliet is on vacation for a week after working a lot on the New York Central Railroad (upstate New York / steam locomotives), and decided to visit the cul-de-sac and spend a week with her sister, Jackie and Maggie. Juliet had brought her cat, Zero with her, in which Bubbles adored greatly. Juliet arrives and adores everybody (except Eddy / she did NOT AT ALL like Eddy after Jackie told her everything on the phone that Eddy did to Edd and Ed throughout the years, ESPECIALLY Edd) in a ROUSING BIG welcome. Mr. Conductor (George Carlin) appears, Juliet freaks out a little, then Jackie, Edd, and Timmy sooth Juliet and overcome her fear of him, then Mr. Conductor (George Carlin) properly introduces himself to Juliet, and he mentions his cousin coming later. He and Timmy tells Juliet about their dear friend Thomas The Tank Engine (Juliet didn't know about everyone in the Island Of Sodor), and then tells stories about vacations on the Island Of Sodor. Mr. Conductor's cousin (Ringo Starr) arrives, tells Juliet about himself and tells Juliet that HE works on the railroad too (says quotes similar to the STS episode, "Two Old Hands") Juliet grows fond of him. Then Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) tells the last 2 stories. After Eddy insults Juliet about being "sisters with a traitor to take Edd away from him", Juliet stands up to Eddy, and scares him away threatening to hit him with her purse. Eddy ran away to his house, feeling afraid of Juliet for her power to defend herself, Edd, and her sister Jackie in front of everybody. Juliet teared up, being deeply devastated by Eddy's insults, and everyone goes to comfort Juliet. Juliet reveals that she used to be very jealous of Jackie because she became a singer and she didn't, and that they used to not be close to each other in the past, and that Juliet's jealousy got the best of her when she was bullied in school before she graduated and got a job on the New York Central Railroad as an engineer, and she had learned not be jealous of her sister Jackie and love her eternally, after Jackie had constantly stood up to her enemies and defended her. Juliet then confessed that she herself was afraid to make friends after all the bullying she went through in school. The gang all let her know that Jackie is a loyal sister to her and that she has friends and made new loyal friends. Edd also helped Juliet feel better by giving her warm, sagacious advice. Juliet felt much better and adored Edd for helping her with her mental wounds, and Jackie was proud of Edd and loved him more than ever for helping Juliet feel emotionally better. Then Jackie performs "All Of The Stars" to show everyone her STRONG sister love to Juliet and to help her feel better. Everyone was in tears after she sang to Juliet.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) All At Sea (George Carlin)
 * 2) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Special Attraction (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 5) Bulgy Rides Again (Michael Angelis) (repeat)

Song

 * All Of The Stars (performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode open in the cul-de-sac with Edd, Bubbles, Timmy, Ed, Kevin, Buttercup, Bart, Sarah, Jimmy, Johnny and Plank, Mac, Bloo, Squidward, Sandy, Kevin, Lisa, Colin, Eddy, Rolf, Rudy, Penny, Cosmo and Wanda (on Timmy's watch) conversating on the sidewalk)
 * Lisa: Hey, Ed. Can you please pass me a pen to write down Colin's phone number?
 * Ed: Right-O, pretty brainy girl! *in unison, he squirts mustard bottle, and a pencil pops out* ALLEY-OOP! *gives mustard bottle to Lisa*
 * Lisa (holding a mustard bottle with a pencil sticking out): Really, Ed?
 * Eddy: Lisa asked for a PEN!
 * Ed: She asked for mustard, Eddy. Do you have corn in your ears, mister?
 * Eddy: What's that supposed to mean--?! *Jackie's car is heard*
 * (Jackie's car pulls in the driveway)
 * Eddy (in his mind): Oh, great! It's Ev-nobo! My day is ruined already!
 * Jackie (holding Maggie) and Juliet (holding Zero) exit Jackie's car*
 * Edd: Hey, Jackie!
 * Jackie: Hey, love! Good morning! *she and Edd hug and kiss on the cheek*
 * Eddy (in his mind): *growls* What's with that stupid Jackie Ev-nobo?! Why can't she just leave my Sockhead alone?!
 * Jimmy: Gee wilikers, Jackie! Who is this pretty tall girl?
 * Mac (amazed): She's taller than YOU, Jackie!
 * Jackie: Gang, I'd like to introduce you all to my brave sister, Juliet Evancho.
 * Juliet (kindly): *waves* Hi.
 * Everyone (except Eddy): Hi, Juliet!
 * Bubbles: Hi, Juliet! I'm Bubbles.
 * Juliet (kindly): Hi, Bubbles. You seem very nice.
 * Bubbles: Thank you so much, Juliet! *cutely giggles* Awwwww! Is that a kitty, you're holding?! He seems so cute!
 * Juliet: Is name is Zero, Bubbles. Wanna hold him?
 * Bubbles: Sure, Juliet! *Juliet gives Zero to Bubbles, Zero meows and kisses Bubbles on the cheek and Bubbles kisses him back*
 * Edd: Pleasure to meet you, Juliet! My name is Eddward, Double-D.
 * Ed: Hello, my name is Ed!
 * Timmy: Timmy Turner..... boy!
 * Jimmy: I'm Jimmy!
 * Sarah: Call me Sarah.
 * Kevin: Name's Kevin, Juliet.
 * Rolf: I am Rolf!
 * Mac: I'm Mac!
 * Bloo: Name's Bloo.
 * Rudy: Rudy Tabootie, Ms. Juliet.
 * Penny: Greetings, Juliet, I'm Penny Sanchez.
 * Lisa: Lisa Simpson.
 * Colin: I'm Colin, from Ireland.
 * Sandy: Howdy, Juliet! Name's Sandy.
 * Squidward: I'm Squidward.
 * Bart: Bartolomew Jojo Simpson!
 * Eddy: Hey! Did you forget me?! Eddy?!
 * Buttercup: Can it, Dork! (to Juliet) Name's Buttercup, Juliet.
 * Juliet (kindly): It is a pleasure to meet you all, you all seem very nice. (in her mind) Except Eddy, because he greeted me nastily when I introduced myself to him. I am glad my sis (referring to Jackie) told me all about him on the phone and kept me updated on what he does to her and her Double-D ESPECIALLY what he does to her Double-D.
 * Timmy: So, Juliet, where have you been since Jackie and the rest of your family moved to the cul-de-sac?
 * Juliet: Well, about 2 months ago, I got a job as a railroad engineer on the New York Central Railroad. I had to move from Pittsburgh all the way to upstate New York to work on the railroad. It's a beautiful place though. I have been working hard driving those Hudson and Niagara steam locomotives ever since I worked for the railroad. My boss says I can have a week-long vacation to spend time with my sister once every 2 months. I love my job very much, and the people are very nice there and treat me very well.
 * Ed: Like caterpillars?
 * Juliet (kindly): *giggles* You're very funny Ed.
 * Mac: Wow, you should work for the Indian Valley Railroad someday! They can sure use a hand. And we all live near there and we have friends there as well in Shining Time Station.
 * Juliet (kindly) Thank you, Mac. It WOULD be an honor to get a job at the Indian Valley Railroad, so I can be close to all you guys and maybe you would all be my passengers.
 * Ed: Like horses?
 * Eddy: Will you ever turn off, Ed?!
 * Ed: The number you are dialing is not in service.


 * (Juliet and the gang walks up to Jackie's car, then Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust on Jackie's car-trunk)
 * Juliet (frightened): *jumps and shrieks (as she did in "Growing Up Evancho")* J-J-Jackie..... a l-l-l-little man just sh-sh-sh-showed up out of n-n-n-nowhere.....
 * Jackie (kindly): Jules, Jules, relax. He's harmless. He is our friend. I knew him for years.
 * Mr. Conductor: Please don't afraid of me, Juliet. I'm not going to hurt you. Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor, at your service.
 * Juliet (shyly / warming up to Mr. Conductor): Hi, Mr. Conductor. How did you know my name?
 * Mr. Conductor: Your sister, Jackie has known me ever since she, Edd, and the rest of my friends visit Shining Time Station. I live in a signal-house painting and work there you know. Shining Time Station is my home.
 * Timmy: In fact, Juliet, I actually worked for the Conductor family while Mr. Conductor was making friends with the Eds and their cul-de-sac kids here, his cousin was focusing on his solo music career after his separation with his old band (reference to Ringo Starr and the Beatles) and I made new friends as well working at Shining Time Station such as my girlfriend here, Bubbles. When I met him, he was working as C.O.O of Fairy World and heard all about my good deeds and that he needed a hand at Shining Time Station when Piero Barone, who used to work there too, went to the North Pole to help Mr. Nicholas. He even let me keep my fairies FOREVER no matter how old I get AND so any new friends I make along the way could get to know 'em. MAN, the Conductor Family MAKES me feel like family to them unlike my uncaring parents back in Dimmsdale.
 * Juliet (kindly): That's very interesting Timmy, I didn't know you worked for him and his family, and that you had fairy Godparents, and Mr. Conductor let you keep them forever.
 * Eddy (rudely): Yap! Yap! Yap! Who cares about your history with Mr. C and your fairies?!
 * Sarah: *punches Eddy in the face and knocks him to the ground* Show some respect, Fishface!
 * Eddy (dizzy): Wait up! That's MY waffle!
 * Edd: Please excuse Eddy, Mr. Conductor. But I'm sure Juliet is pleased to meet you as you are to meet her.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right you are, Edd. My cousin will actually be coming later today. He'll be GLAD to meet YOU, Juliet.
 * Lisa: So we get to see HIM as well. He really knows his stuff like you Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you, Lisa.
 * Rolf: Rolf has been told many of the, how do you say? Thomas stories that remind Rolf of his days in the old country. Those scottish dopplegangers (referring to Donald and Douglas) ESPECIALLY bring Rolf fond memories. You must someday work for the, how do you say? Island of Soda?
 * Lisa: Sodor, Rolf.
 * Rolf: But of course! And Rolf would be glad to meet you AND the scottish dopplegangers!
 * Kevin: Yo. Right now, let's give a warm "feels like home" to the vacationer at hand. Plus, Juliet has to stay in New York Central for a while before working for another railroad or moving to your country to work for your country's railroad.
 * Rolf: Why? Rolf would be happy to how do you say, keep the OLD York Central in its prime!
 * Kevin: *short pause* Eeyup! Rolf is getting stupider.
 * Juliet (kindly): You seem to be a very nice person, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you, Juliet. And by the way, you and Jackie bond very well together.
 * Juliet (kindly): Awwww..... thank you so much, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're welcome Juliet. My friend Thomas and his friends would love to meet you someday.
 * Juliet (kindly): Is Thomas a little magical conductor, too?
 * Mr. Condctor: Goodness, no! Thomas a steam engine who lives on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Eddy (disrespectfully): Thomas, Thomas, Thomas! It's always about that blue bug or his babbling dweeb friends on wheels he tells stories about--! *Buttercup punches Eddy in the face and knocks him down*
 * Buttercup: Can it, Dorky! Let Juliet know about our Sodor friends! Grow the heck up!
 * Eddy: HMPH!
 * Mr. Conductor: Juliet, you must be happy to come visit your sister as you wished. Doesn't that sort remind you of Duck and Percy?
 * Juliet (kindly): Who are they? Are they Thomas' friends?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed they are, and they would be very fond of you. I'll tell you the story. *blows whistle and "All At Sea" begins*

Trivia

 * Juliet Evancho guest stars in this episode.
 * This is the only time both Mr. Conductors tell Thomas Stories.

Plot

 * One morning, (as the episode plays out the same as the EENE episode, "Cleanliness is Next to Edness") Edd is unexpectedly awakened by Ed's shoe flying into his room and landing on him. He goes to his window to find Eddy and Ed. Eddy tells him they are late for NASCAR school. Edd then tells them today is Saturday which angers Eddy who was told by Ed it WAS a NASCAR school day. Ed then stupidly explains it wasn't his fault and Eddy chases Ed away from Edd's house. After they left, Edd went to prepare for his day by starting with a shower. He then finds out the bathroom is being renovated again and must find an alternative. After going to Eddy's house, Eddy refused Edd the use of his shower. Edd walked down the street and tripped over a rock, falling into a muddy puddle. Mr. Conductor appears, Edd tells him his plight and Mr. Conductor tells Edd stories about engines, Pack members and Sir Topham Hatt who have gotten dirty at times before. After the last story when Mr. Conductor disappeared, Edd was sad that no one would let him use his shower, and fearing that he would schedule a "shower appointment" at Le Jimmy's again. Edd then hears Maggie, then goes to her while Jackie was giving her a bath. Jackie was horrified to see Edd dirty, and Edd told Jackie what happened that same day and the other times Eddy refused him the use of his shower (in the Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy episode, "Cleanliness is Next to Edness" and the Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales of Peach Creek episode, "Wash Behind Your Ed"), how he got MUCH dirtier both times prior to this third time and to add insult to injury, Eddy snapped a photo of Edd's filth-covered state BOTH times while Ed not knowing any better attempted to use a cheese grater to clean Edd. Jackie was appalled that Eddy was uncaring and ungenerous towards Edd and would snap an embarrassing photo of him. Jackie, feeling sorry for Edd, kindly offers Edd the use of her shower at her house. Edd smiled warmfully and praised Jackie for being a thoughtful, kind-hearted friend. After his shower, (and changing into his clothes which he had a pair of, wrapped in plastic and hidden under his bathrobe) Edd, Jackie, and Maggie sat on Jackie's bed where Jackie tells Edd that she is always open to Edd to use his shower if his bathroom is being renovated, and/or repaired. Edd and Maggie become tired and want a nap, so Jackie allows them to rest on her, then performs "How Great Thou Art" which soothed Maggie, and warmed a sleeping Edd's heart healing him of the said memories of his past filth-covered days.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James in a Mess (George Carlin)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Mud Glorious Mud (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Double Trouble [S2] (George Carlin)

Song

 * How Great Thou Art? (performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quotes

 * (Episode begins with Edd's bedroom window while the sound of Edd asleep snoring was heard)
 * (Suddenly, Ed's shoe barged its way through the window, bounced around Edd's room then landed on Edd waking him up)
 * (He gets up and goes to the window. Beneath the window stand his friends.)
 * Eddy: Hey! Rip Van Winkle! Get cracking, will ya, we're late for NASCAR school, and I am on Mr. Sharp's (Flyer) last straw, and I don't want Mr. Fassler to kick me out!
 * Ed: An early bird catches the peanut, Double D!
 * Edd: School? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, gentlemen, but today's Saturday? (holds up his calendar, pointing to today's date in unison)
 * (Eddy jumps up at Edd's window clenching Edd's calendar looking at the date)
 * Eddy: Saturday? Ed, you dolt, you woke me up for school on a Saturday? (in unison, he drops from Edd's window plummeting his body into the ground)
 * Ed: It wasn't my fault, Eddy! (voice only) My belly told me it was bottomless gravy day in (on-screen) the cafeteria. (brings out a fly swatter) Bad belly! [He spanks it repeatedly with the fly swatter.] Bad!
 * (Eddy grabs the swatter and brings it down on Ed's head repeatedly hammering him into the ground too.)
 * Eddy: Your head's bottomless!
 * Ed: Belly bad, Eddy!
 * Eddy: [chasing him through the ground] C'mere, you little–
 * Ed: Belly!
 * Edd: Lovable oaf. Oh well. Best begin my day, I suppose.
 * [Edd walks to his closet where his feet-activating unit opens the mini door on his doorknob to allow him to open the closet door. There, he selects various showering materials, including a bathrobe, a shower cap, some soap, and a loofah. The last thing he picks is his Saturday hat while humming. He exits his room happily.]
 * Edd: And last but not least, the shower. Oh, how I adore its sprinkling splendor. (smells a flower in his hallway) Its cascading cleansing. Its splendored serenade. An imperative step to each and every day.
 * [Edd opens the door and has to clutch to the doorknob to keep from falling. Somehow, his bathroom has disappeared.]
 * Edd: MY BATHROOM! Demolished! Dismembered! Disintegrated! [He notices a note.] A Sticky note. [picks it up and begins reading it] Dear Eddward, the shower is out of order due to renovations? Have a nice day, love Mother and Father. *infant cry heard* [He looks back at his bathroom.] Oh dear! Not again! Curse overused plot devices...(referring to his bathroom being renovated twice in the EENE episode, "Cleanliness is Next to Edness" and the Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales of Peach Creek episode, "Wash Behind Your Ed")
 * (Scene fades to Eddy's house where he throws Ed out his bedroom window)
 * Eddy: Scram, Ed! (he shuts his window and with a groan goes to his bed to return to sleep)
 * (Ed then presses his face against Edd's bedroom window)
 * Ed: No lie, Eddy! It wasn't my fault!
 * (Eddy tapes an open magazine to his window)
 * Eddy (voice only): Beat it! Weekend wrecker!
 * (Ed smiles at the magazine)
 * Edd (voice only): Of all the inconsiderate, repetitive...(on-screen) Without even a word, Mother and Father and all their wisom felt it necessary to renovate our bathroom for the third time! (voice only) I ask you...do I even exist?! Can their minds EVER be made up!?
 * (Sumo sound)
 * (Ed's feet appear at the top of his door and he pushes it downward to open it)
 * Ed: Eddy! The belly is evil! The belly is cruel!
 * (Eddy throws his alarm clock at Ed as it fell shattering into pieces and proceeded to fall back asleep)
 * Edd: Eddy, I know this may be difficult and normally I wouldn't ask this of you, but...may I use your shower? I took the liberty of bringing my own toiletries. Mind you, I will require a clean towel, preferably cotton as poly-blends irritate my skin.
 * (Scene goes to outside Eddy's bedroom door where Ed was barking like a dog at the door while scratching at it)
 * (Eddy throws Edd out his room while Ed got caught in the door)
 * Eddy (voice only): Hit the road!
 * (Edd lands in some leaves)
 * Eddy: Windbag. (shuts his door)
 * (Ed falls from the door, flattened but then returns to his regular shape)
 * Ed: Did your belly lie too, Double-D?
 * Edd: (dusts himself off) Not to be rude, Ed, but I desperately need to find a shower. Oh, messy, messy, messy. (exits scene)
 * Ed: Eddy?
 * (Scene fades to Edd walking along when he suddenly tripped over the"Le Jimmy's Beauty Salon" sign into a muddy puddle)
 * Edd: Oh, for Heaven's sake. (looks at the sign) (voice only) Le Jimmy's Beauty Salon? (on-screen) Certainly not. Not after the last two times! (referring to the already-referenced EENE and MCTTOPC episodes.)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Having troubles, Edd?
 * Edd: Oh, hello, Mr. Conductor. My parents chose to renovate our bathroom yet again and here I am looking for a shower again! So far, Eddy refused me the use of his shower like he always does and I don't want to schedule a shower appointment at "Le Jimmy's"! *stressed sigh* Walking around, looking like a mess is so embarrassing and nerve-wracking!
 * Mr. Conductor: Did you say mess? My, my. Dirty news sure travels fast.
 * Edd: What may I ask do you mean, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I mean all of that messy trouble James the Red Engine is having on the Island of Sodor.
 * Edd: Gracious! Was James having as much trouble as me avoiding filth?
 * Mr. Conductor: Trouble?! I'd say it was "Double Trouble" which is worse than plain old single trouble. Let me show you what I mean. (blows whistle and "James in a Mess" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after "Double Trouble")
 * Edd: I certainly believe Thomas was in the wrong to accuse Percy like that. It was those rapscallions of freight cars' fault in the first place.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right. But Percy's accident was through his own fault and when they talked their quarrel out, they became friends again AND were clean again too!
 * Edd: *sighs sadly* Speaking of clean, Mr. Conductor, I really need to wash myself.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Edd. Getting clean is as easy as getting dirty in the first place.
 * Edd: So you're saying, finding a shower won't be a long search for me this time?
 * Mr. Conductor: Exactly, Edd. Because all you need is a ray of hope. *looks at his watch* Well, I must head back to the Island Of Sodor to clean Percy, and maybe I'll look for some more mud-pies. Bye! *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly): Bye, Mr. Conductor.... *sad sigh* How am I supposed to get clean now.... ? Eddy's already refused me the use of his shower and I certainly don't want to schedule a shower appointment at Le Jimmy's...*sad gasps and sniffles as tears trickle down his face* *then Maggie's barking is heard in the distance* Th-th-that sounds like Maggie.... I need to see what's happening.... *gets up and walks towards Jackie's house in a sad strolling way* *scene cuts to outside Jackie's house while Jackie (sitting on the grass) was giving Maggie a bath*
 * Jackie (sweetly to Maggie / while rinsing her off with a hose): Good girl, Maggie! Good girl! You're always good when I give you a bath!
 * Maggie (wet in the mini-tub): *barks happily after getting rinsed*
 * Jackie (sweetly to Maggie): *cutely giggles* Well, there's your bath for the day. Time to dry off now, okay, sweetie?
 * Maggie (happily): *barks cutely, then jumps out of the mini-tub so Jackie can dry her*
 * Jackie (sweetly to Maggie / while drying Maggie off with a towel): Oh, your fur will be much softer after it's dry.
 * Maggie (happily): *groans happily as Jackie dries her off, then she shakes the excess water off of her, then Jackie brushes her fur neat*
 * Jackie (sweetly): There, Mags! All clean! Awwww..... you look so nice, sweetie.... Awwww.... come here little girl.....
 * Maggie (happily): *barks happily, then runs into Jackie's arms*
 * Jackie (while holding and cuddling with Maggie): Awwwww.... my baby.....! Awwwww..... my sweetiepie..... *hums sweetly to Maggie as she nuzzles her cutely, then she tickles Maggie's belly, causing her to groan and pant happily*
 * Jackie (sweetly to Maggie while tickling her belly while Maggie was laying on the grass / as Maggie groans and pants happily): You like being clean and a friendly tickle. Oh yes you do.... Oh, yes you do..... Awwww.... my little cutie.....
 * Edd (voice only / nervously): Hi, J-J-Jackie.....
 * Jackie (kindly): Hello, Double-D--. *gasps* Double-D, you're a MESS! What happened to you?
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly): I'm afraid you must take a wild guess, my love.
 * Jackie (worried): EDDY? *in unison, Maggie shrieks at Eddy's name and hides in Jackie's arms and shudders in fear, and Jackie pets her to console her*
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly): I'm afraid so, Turtledove. *sad gasps*
 * Jackie (sadly): *in unison, Maggie squeakily whines sadly for Edd* Awwww, sweetie..... I feel SO bad for you. What did he do to make you so dirty and smelly?
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly): *slowly sits down on the grass with Jackie and Maggie* Please allow me to explain. *scene transitions into the events from "Cleanliness Is Next To Edliness, and "Wash Behind Your Ed"* (narrating everything of those events) Like today, my parents felt it neccessary to renovate our bathroom and instead of simply letting me use his shower, Eddy kicked me out of his house. This resulted in a disaster at Le Jimmy's Beauty Salon where I tried to gain access, but Sarah refused so I had to glue her hands to the floor to ask Jimmy himself. Then I had a cloud of hairspray blown in my face, a shelf of products dumped on me, Johnny flat-out said no to the use of his shower when I asked. I can't imagine why, but it's Johnny we're talking about. Sarah kicked me out then I tried to ask Rolf for the use of his shower, but he couldn't hear me for reason being he had potatoes in his ears and was working on his garden with a machine that had me flown into the mud...then I went to Shining Time Station to see if Mr. Conductor could offer me a shower, but he couldn't. I then snapped and began to cover myself in filth where my ghost of consciousness appeared telling me to shun filth. I then went to Nazz's who was the only one who would allow me the use of her shower. It was a clean, heavenly bathroom...until I found her shower was covered with woman's...unmentionables! So I couldn't use HER bathroom! Then Ed found me on her lawn and put me in a metal tub for a bath. He and Eddy jeered me for my unsanitary state and as Ed was about to clean me...with a cheese grater, Eddy ran to get a camera to snap a photo of my most embarrassing state! The second time, it happened, Eddy refused me the use of his shower again and Mr. Conductor told me stories of engines' filth-covered quandaries and I ended up in the same fate again! *scene fades back to Jackie, Edd, and Maggie sitting down on the grass outside* *sad sigh* and never again I trusted anyone the use of their shower. *sobs while covering his face*
 * Jackie (softly, calmly and kindly / while putting her hands on Edd's shoulders and massages them to calm down a sobbing Edd): *while Maggie licks Edd and nuzzles him to calm him down* I'm AWFULLY sorry all of that happened to you, Edd. *shushes Edd calmly* Please don't cry...
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly): Oh, Jackie...you know how much I detest being filthy...*sobs sadly*
 * Jackie (calmly): Awwwww..... I know, sweetie..... *shushes Edd calmly* You have nothing to worry about.... *Edd pants softly and sadly* You can use MY shower....
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly): Y-Y-Y-YOUR shower, Jackie?
 * Jackie (calmy / kindly): Absolutely, sweetie. No appointment needed! And I keep it VERY clean and sterile, and I make it smell pretty too.
 * Edd (sadly / dirty and smelly / relieved): Oh, happy day! I am TRULY thankful of your generosity and kindness, Jackie! Thank you! I love you so much, Turtledove.
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwwww.... I love you too, sweetie. Now let's get you inside the house, so we can get you cleaned.
 * Edd (relived / dirty and smelly): Bless you, Jackie! A thousand times, BLESS YOU!
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwww.... You're very welcome sweetie. *begins walking with Edd to the house* (to Maggie) C'mon, Mags sweetie! *Maggie barks happily and follows Jackie and Edd to the house* *scene cuts to Jackie's bathroom*
 * Edd (smelly and dirty): (amazed at Jackie's huge beautiful bathroom) Gracious...it's just...perfect...! It looks and smells SO NICE...!
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwww.... thank you so much, sweetie. It does look and smell nice.
 * Edd (smelly and dirty): Now, I have a pair of my clothes wrapped in plastic under my robe (in unison, he whips the pair of his clothes out) and you have prepped toiletries for me?
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): Of course! Everything a person needs in a bathroom and would you like me to set the water up for you so you can jump in, sweetheart?
 * Edd (dirty and smelly): Yes please, Turtledove.
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwwww.... *kisses Edd on the cheek, Edd blushes, and turns on the shower for Edd, and the scene fades into Jackie's bedroom with Jackie (sitting) and Maggie cuddling on Jackie's bed, Maggie licking Jackie's cheek, and Jackie giggling*
 * Edd (happily): *comes in clean and dressed* Here I am, Jackie, Maggie sweetie.
 * Jackie (kindly): Look at you, Edd! You're so clean! I like you better when you're clean!
 * Edd: Likewise. Thank you SO MUCH for allowing me to use your shower to cleanse myself, and you are nothing like Eddy who refuses to use his shower.
 * Jackie (kindly): Awwwww..... you're very welcome, my love. You know I am always kind to a lovable sweetheart like you. *Maggie barks and pants happily in agreement as Jackie pets her and kisses her*
 * Edd: Jackie, having been allowed the use of another's shower for the FIRST TIME in my life, was truly therapeautic and well...while it DID wash away my unsanitary state, it hasn't washed away the days of my other filth-covered days...! (voice cracks as Maggie sets her front paws on Edd and whines sadly feeling sorry for him)
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): I'm very sorry again for what happened to you those other times, Edd. Believe me, if I could wish for anything...it would be for those bad memories you had to...VANISH...!
 * Edd: Oh, Jackie...you truly know how much pain I suffer...!
 * Jackie: It's like you once told Ed, "Time heals all wounds". (referring to the EENE episode, "Who Let the Ed In?")
 * Edd (cheering up slightly): That's right, Jackie. That IS what I once told Ed. *yawns* Gracious, I'm tired...
 * Jackie: (in unison, the intro to "How Great Thou Art?" plays in the background) Awwww, it's Maggie's naptime too, Edd. Feel free to rest here. Furthermore, If you should EVER remember the AWFUL days you had before I met you... just remember the times, I helped you overcome those memories...(performs "How Great Thou Art?" bringing Edd and Maggie to tears of happiness and slowly fall asleep to Jackie's soft, calm, heavenly voice)
 * Jackie (singing): How Great Thou Art..... How great thou.... (in a high note) art.....? *song end* *kisses them both and cuddles with them as they both nap on Jackie, and the episode ends*

Plot

 * Ash kicks himself (metaphorically) because he made a mistake in a Pokemon training battle against Snap (who went too far in training him) by using a move that was ineffective to the opposing pokemon and lost. Timmy Turner reassures him that everyone makes mistakes and tells him stories about engines who have made mistakes before. After the last story, Los Temerarios (Gustavo & Adolfo Angel Álba) shows up and tries to help Ash understand mistakes can be made and confessed, so they performed "Confesíon", putting real effect on Ash, and boosting his confidence in dueling.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trusty Rusty
 * 2) Wrong Road
 * 3) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady
 * 4) Thomas and the Conductor (repeat)
 * 5) James Learns a Lesson (repeat)

Song

 * "Confesíon" (Performed by Los Temerarios)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Snap training Ash inside the Pokemon Training Center)
 * Snap: Oh, c'mon! Team Rocket will obliterate you with that move! Blastoise, tear that beast to bits!
 * Blastoise: *roars in unison*
 * Ash: We'll see about that!
 * (Scene switches to Eddy, Ed, Timmy, Rudy, Penny, Jimmy Neutron, Misty and Pikachu on the bleacher-like bench while Ash and Snap continued training.)
 * Eddy: Why are we even here?!
 * Timmy: Mr. Conductor was busy today and needed some of us to give his friend, Ash Ketchum a hand.
 * Eddy: How does Snap even know how to control these poke-at-mans?!
 * Rudy: It's pronounced Poke-E-Mon, Eddy. Lots of kids draw pokemon and erase them into Chalkzone. That's how Snap knows them and he's been training them ever since.
 * Penny: Especially now since he's training Ash to improve his skills in an attack from Team Rocket or be better prepared for a battle with another trainer or gym leader.
 * Jimmy: I've never seen a pokemon in person before. I usually play a special simulation with Carl and Sheen designed and made by me.
 * Ed: Where's the guy with popcorn and peanuts?!
 * Misty: There isn't one.
 * Ed: Say it isn't so!
 * Eddy: Shut up!
 * Misty (in unison): Ed, be quiet!
 * Ash: Tauros! Use tackle!
 * Tauro: *moooo!* (runs towards Blastoise, but its shell made its attack ineffective)
 * Snap: Blastoise! Use hydro pump!
 * Blastoise: *ROOAARR* (Does so and Tauros was defeated)
 * Brock (who was referee): Tauros is unable to battle! The victory of this training battle goes to Snap White!
 * Snap: Hot dog! Way to go, Blastoise!
 * Ash: UGH! I can't believe it!
 * (Ash ran over to the wall and slammed his fist on it)
 * Timmy: Come on, gang!
 * (Timmy and the others run over to Ash.)
 * Timmy: Ash, what's wrong? Why are you being like this?
 * Ash: It's just...I was doing awesome back there, then I made that stupid mistake and it cost me my win!
 * Rudy: Hey, no biggie, Ash. It was just a mistake.
 * Jimmy: Rudy's right. I invent things that usually backfire, but I get right back on my feet and keep trying.
 * Snap: Yeah, like Eddy here scamming for money when his scams barely get him any.
 * Eddy: Hey! Those other kids have poor taste and judgement!
 * Ed: Like pecans?!
 * Brock: Let's try and focus on the matter at hand.
 * Timmy: Right. Ash, you remember Springfield Lanes when Jimmy needed help? (reference to the episode, 10-Pin Ed)
 * Ash: Yeah, and how you told him and the rest of us those Thomas stories.
 * Timmy: Well, Ash, maybe some stories'll help you. Did Mr. Conductor ever tell you about the time Duncan was too unruly to listen to Rusty when he warned him about a collapsing bridge?
 * Ash: Doesn't ring a bell.
 * Misty: Collapsing bridge? That sounds terrible!
 * Eddy: *groan* I forgot Timmy Twerper tells those train stories too!
 * Ed: Shush! SHUSH!
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Timmy: Never mind, Eddy, Ash. Anyway, it all started when Rusty first experienced the broken bridge himself. (blows whistle and "Trusty Rusty" begins)

Quote 2

 * Misty: What? I can't understand what you're saying Gustavo, I don't speak Spanish.
 * Ash: Me neither.
 * Brock: And I don't speak Spanish or Italian, whatsoever!
 * Timmy: *sighs* Let me and Penny handle this.
 * *Timmy interpretes for Misty in Spanish*
 * Gustavo Angel Álba (in Spanish): That's because me and the rest of Los Temerarios (the rest of the 80's band were on vacation) always confess our mistakes, especially to the opposite gender.
 * *Timmy interpretes in English*
 * Adolfo Angel Álba (in Spanish): And we saw Ash's mistake in his duel against Snap while visiting here looking for a concert venue for our World Tour, (to himself) Well this is a good spot to perform. (out loud) and me and Gustavo after witnessing Ash's minor frustration, and listening to Timmy's train tales, we decided to help him realize as well.
 * *Penny Interpretes in English*
 * Ash: Well how are you gonna do that? I don't know if it'll boost my confidence!
 * *Penny interpretes in Spanish*
 * Gustavo (in Spanish): We can help you with a song of ours.
 * (Timmy interpretes in English)
 * Adolfo (in Spanish): Penny, please hook up my iPod to this sound system line-in behind you?
 * Gustavo (in Spanish): And Timmy would you please display English subtitles for the rest of your gang to understand our Spanish language in the song?
 * Timmy: (In Spanish) You got it, dude! *looks down at his watch* I wish there were English subtitles to translate the song for the rest of the gang!
 * *POOF!*
 * Timmy: Gracías, Seníor Cosmo & Seníor Wanda.
 * Wanda: Timmy, you know I don't speak Spanish!
 * Cosmo: Spanish? I barely speak English!
 * Ed: Like fish n' chips?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * [intro to "Confesíon plays, and 2 of Los Temerarios perform "Confesíon"]
 * (After "Confesíon")
 * Ed: *bawls* Hold me, Eddy! *bawls*
 * Misty (with tears in eyes): Wow, *sad gasps* You really touched our hearts with that song.
 * *Timmy interpretes in Spanish*
 * Ash: Wow. You 2 really put a lot of affect on me
 * [Penny interpretes in Spanish]

Trivia

 * Los Temerarios guest stars in this episode.
 * In the song "Confesíon", Gustavo Angel Álba (lead singer / guitarist) and Adolfo Angel Álba (drummer) performed the song by themselves after Penny connected Adolfo's iPod to the Pokemon Training Center's 5.1 surround sound system.

Plot

 * Squidward accidentally breaks Kevin's window. Kevin is not home, but Squidward decides to blame Spongebob and Patrick. To prevent Squidward from lying to Kevin when he returns, Timmy, Edd, Bubbles, Rudy and Lisa persuade Squidward to tell the truth. Timmy also tells stories from the Island Of Sodor about what lying can cause.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (repeat)
 * 2) Trust Thomas
 * 3) Jack Owns Up
 * 4) Bulgy (repeat)
 * 5) Thomas and the Search for Fergus

Song

 * Tu Infame Engaño (sung by Los Temerarios)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Squidward walking down the sidewalk playing his clarinet when he heard an off-tune sound.)
 * Squidward: What the-?! My clarinet's been making that sound all day! (adjusts it) There. Now, it's time to blow it back into tune!
 * (Squidward inhales and blows hard on the clarinet, but suddenly it shot out of his mouth and grip and the clarinet hit and broke Kevin's window.)
 * Squidward: *gasp* Oh no! Kevin's window! What am I gonna do?! He'll blow a fuse when he sees what I- (short pause) I mean...what Spongebob and Patrick did. I'd expect this kind of trouble from them anyway. (laughs) Squidward, you ARE a genius.
 * (And as he was about to walk away...)
 * Timmy (voice only): Hold it!
 * Squidward: Huh?!
 * Lisa: Squidward! We know it was YOU that broke Kevin's window.
 * Edd: Thankfully, Kevin's stepped out at the moment and we were close by. Otherwise, you would've told him your faux tale the very moment it happened.
 * Squidward: What?! You heard what I was gonna tell him?!
 * Rudy: All of us did.
 * Bubbles: Yeah. We were about to board the bus to Timmy's when we heard all that noise. Lying won't bring good to anyone involved in a big boo-boo.
 * Timmy: Bubbles is right, Squidward. I used to have to lie to keep my Fairy Godparents a secret from everyone or Jorgen would have taken them away forever.
 * Rudy: And I used to have to keep Snap and the rest of Chalkzone a secret until Snap accidentally showed himself one day. Am I glad they were trusting witnesses or he, Queen Rapsheeba and Blocky wouldn't be allowed to hang in the real world. As long as they keep their distances from mad scientists. (reference to the Chalkzone episode, "Power Play".)
 * Timmy: Right, and as for me with my fairies, Mr. Conductor, C.O.O of Fairy World has made an exception for me since my time I filled in for him at Shining Time Station.
 * Rudy: Hey, where is he anyway?
 * Edd: Last I heard, he was playing polo with his squirrel friends.
 * Squidward: That means I won't have to hear any of his stories! Looks like I'll be on my way.
 * Timmy: That's where you're wrong, Squidward! I tell stories from the Island of Sodor too. And I can tell you how Diesel thought his lies could get rid of Duck!
 * Squidward: Oh puh-lease!
 * Edd: Squidward, please find it in your heart to listen!
 * Lisa: Yeah. Stay or we'll rat you out!
 * Squidward: *grumbles under his breath*
 * Timmy: Thanks, guys. Anyway, here's the scoop! (blows whistle and "Diesel's Devious Deed" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After last story)
 * Timmy: A lie like that can not only bring bad to you, but it could totally put someone into danger!
 * Bubbles: That's scary. *sad gasp* I don't want to think of it!
 * Kevin (voice only): Who broke my window?!
 * Rudy: Well, there he is.
 * Squidward (nervously and sweating): K-k-Kevin. I...uh, c-can...explain...
 * Kevin: WHO broke my window?!
 * Timmy (whispering tone): C'mon, Squiddy. If you don't fess up now, you won't fess up to anything!
 * Squidward (confessing/sobbing tone): Alright! I admit it, it was me! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I- (pauses to catch his breath) I didn't mean to aim for you window! It was all an accident! I'm sorry!!!!
 * Kevin: Yo, squid-guy. It's ok.
 * Squidward: Huh?
 * Kevin: My dad's new position at the jawbreaker factory for his completely new flavor idea has earned him twice the payment! So much we can afford 30 new windows and still pay the bills.
 * Squidward: Y-y-you're not mad?! Oh, I'm so relieved! (rapidly shakes Kevin's hand) Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!! (rapidly repeatedly kisses Kevin's shoe)
 * Kevin: Hey. Chill, amigo or I'll change my mind. At least you had the guts to fess up unlike the time Dorky wailed on my window. (referring to the Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy episode, "Eds-Aggerate") Anyway, better put in a new one before my dad gets home. (exits scene)
 * Squidward: L-let me help you. (and as he was about to walk away....)
 * Edd: Squidward. The others and I want you to know we're very proud of you for telling Kevin the truth.
 * Bubbles: I'll say. You should feel relieved you didn't let you little white lie turn into a big, ginormous monster! (referring to the Powerpuff Girls episode, "Lying Around the House")
 * Lisa: You did good, Squidward.
 * Rudy: You made the right choice alright.
 * Squidward: Yeah...actually...I...I kinda do see now why lying isn't a good idea.
 * Timmy: Well, if you now think lying is bad, why don't you ask our friends..... the Temerarios!
 * Squidward: The teme-whats?!
 * Timmy: *blows whistle and the song "Tu Infame Engaño" begins*

Plot

 * On a cold, windy, overcast Autumn Saturday afternoon, Edd travels on his bike from the bookstore, coupled to a wagon, hauling tons of books he bought. While on the way home, he gets tired, but sick with a fever, and Edd realizes it after falling off his bike out of illness and couldn't go on any longer. Eddy and Ed thoughtlessly run to Edd's wagon, takes the books and throw it at Kevin's window. Edd was horrified when Eddy and Ed used all (but one) of his books to attack Kevin, but however tries to ask Eddy to help him up and get him home, but Eddy refuses to assist nor care about Edd, and as ignorant and selfish he is, instead of caring for Edd, he tells Edd that Kevin got grounded (as he did in the EENE episode "A Case Of Ed") and wanted Edd to "celebrate", but Edd refuses and presses on his bike. Eddy and Ed use the same taunts and tactics as he did in "A Case Of Ed" (but in sweaters). Edd tries going on, but goes on again, and falls again, and this time he loses his strength completely on the sidewalk, and can't get up. Mr. Conductor (Ringo) shows up, and tries comforting Edd saying someone will come and get him eventually. He tells Edd stories about sickness, abandonments, and helping on the Island Of Sodor. After the last story, Mr. Conductor leaves to help Stacy at Shining Time Station. Edd lays down on the sidewalk feeling more sick and twice as sad, and sobs softly, and shivers out of sickness, as it begins to drizzle. Jackie was on her way home on her bike after dropping off NASCAR Team Fastex school homework to Jimmy, until she saw poor Edd on the sidewalk, shivering, groaning in deep illness. Jackie felt worried about him, and tried comforting him. Edd was too shivery to tell her how he ended up on the sidewalk, so Jackie puts Edd on her bike (in which Edd was surprised to hear Jackie tell him that she was taking him to HER house and not his own house) and takes Edd to her house to console him. Edd is in Jackie's warm bed, feeling very ill. Jackie consoled him dearly, made soup for him (with her own recipe), took his temperature, made him comfort food, helped with a cloth on head, and much more ways to take very great care of him. Edd (even though he was still shivering from under the covers) finally tells Jackie what had happened to him that day. Jackie was HORRIFIED and felt more worried for Ed than ever before. Jackie told Edd she called the doctor (Dr. Hibbert) and made an appointment for him the next day, and that she agreed to take care of Edd at her house for a few days until Edd got better. That night, Edd praised Jackie so much for all she had done for him that day, and told her that Eddy would never do what she did to him that day. Jackie agreed with him and told him how she was different than him in situations like that, when it comes to having affection. Edd tries to sleep, but he couldn't with his feverish temperatures making his body cold while underneath Jackie's warm and cozy blankets. So Jackie decides to sing him to sleep. She sings "May It Be", in which puts Edd to sleep.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Gets It Right (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 2) Edward the Really Useful Engine (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 3) A Big Day for Thomas (Ringo Starr, US)
 * 4) Thomas Saves the Day (Ringo Starr, US) (repeat)
 * 5) What's the Matter with Henry? (Michael Angelis) (repeat)

Song

 * May It Be (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins with Edd outside the Peach Creek bookstore loading his checked-out books into the wagon coupled to his bike; excitedly panting in unison)
 * (Edd then gets on his bike and sets away for home)
 * Edd: Hoo! What a search for books! Nothing's more gratifying on a cold Autumn afternoon than a good book, I always say!
 * (Scene fades to Edd continuing to bike)
 * Edd: Goodness, is it me or am I suddenly feeling...unbearably warm? *panting* Gracious, I'm SO tired!
 * (Suddenly, Edd falls off his bike outside Kevin's house)
 * (Eddy and Ed abruptly run to Edd's wagon and grab all [but one] of his books)
 * Eddy: *laughing* Hey, Shovelchin! Think fast! (throws one of the books at Kevin's window, enraging him)
 * Kevin: Knock it off, Dork!
 * Ed: *laughing* May our gifts serve you well! (throws various books at Kevin's window)
 * Edd: *gasps in horror* Fellows! I just bought those books!
 * Eddy: Lighten up and celebrate, Sockhead! Kevin got grounded today!
 * Edd: Curse parental punishment...A little help would really be appreciated! ...Eddy?!
 * Eddy: Ah, pick yourself up, Sockhead. I ain't a nurse in a retirement home! Kevin is grounded! Grounded I tell ya! Join the celebration!
 * Ed: Like pumpkin pies?!
 * Eddy: Man, that joke's old. (Notices Kevin is no longer at the window) Quick! He's hidin'!
 * (Ed follows after laughing)
 * Eddy (cockily): *puts rosen on his finger, blows on it, and rings the doorbell repetively until Kevin tries to lunge at him, but stops* Ah, ah, ah Kevin! You're not supposed to be outside! You've been grounded! *slams the door on Kevin*
 * Ed: *falls down laughing along with Eddy*
 * Edd: Oh, for Heaven's sake. (he gets back on his bike and tries again, but he falls completely out of lost strength)
 * Edd: *strains to get up* Eddy! Ed?! Help me! I can't move!
 * Ed (concerned): Double-D! Eddy!
 * Eddy: Forget, Sockhead, Ed! Let's find more ammo to chuck at Shovelchin's house!
 * Ed: But what about Double-D?!
 * Eddy: Forget him, Ed! Now c'mon!
 * (Ed nervously waits what to do)
 * Eddy (voice only): Move it or lose it!
 * (Ed runs after; exclaiming nervously)
 * Edd: Oh dear...I'm so...tired...and ill...and weak...Without limitation, truly tired...ill...and...weak. Utterly, unequivocally tired...ill...and...weak. *coughs*
 * (Mr. Conductor [Ringo Starr] appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Eddward! Are you alright?!
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor's Cousin? What may I ask brings you here?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, my cousin is busy helping the early birds with their nest. There was an awful storm last that destroyed it and one of the birds' wings is hurt severely and another caught a cold and they couldn't do it with fellow birds in such conditions. So he sent me to check up on you and your cul-de-sac lads and lasses.
 * Edd: Bless you so much, Mr. Conductor! Unfortunately, I'm completely worn out and can't move! My body feels so numb!
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sorry to hear that, Lad. How did you end up like this in the first place?
 * Edd: I was on my way home with my newly-obtained books when I began to feel tired, but ill. I didn't realize my ill condition until I collapsed from my bike on the sidewalk outside Kevin's house.
 * Mr. Conductor: Did you try calling for help?
 * Edd: I did, Mr. Conductor, but Eddy, caring more about taunting a grounded Kevin abandoned me to fetch more "ammo" to throw at his house. And Ed wanted to help, but Eddy forced him to follow HIM instead!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes. Charming fellow, that Eddy is. He's ignoring an important matter. Just like the engines and even Sir Topham Hatt on the Island of Sodor did the time they wouldn't listen to Percy when he tried to warn them about the wobbly track on Toby's line.
 * Edd: Would you stay and keep me company, Mr. Conductor? Some Thomas stories could certainly be useful.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well, but first I have to find my whistle. (searches his jacket pocket and shortly, he found it) Ah, here we go! (blows whistle and "Percy Gets It Right" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "What's The Matter With Henry?")
 * Mr. Conductor: Like you, Eddward, Henry's ill condition interfered with how he operated, but Thomas and Percy were caught up in their silly behaviors.
 * Edd (shivering): I ag-g-gree, M-M-Mr. C-C-C-Conductor. *teeth chatters* Emily was surely k-k-kind enough to haul p-p-p-poor Henry to the w-w-w-works despite Thomas and P-P-Percy ignored his illness.
 * Mr. Conductor (calmly): Don't worry. Someone WILL come along and rescue you, Eddward.
 * Edd (shivering): Y-Y-You sure, Mr. C-C-Conductor? *sniffles*
 * Mr. Conductor (calmly): I am very sure that eventually someone would see you stranded and want to help you home, because it's no fun to be sick and it's no fun to be abandoned out in the cold open. *looks at his watch* Whoops! I must be going! Goodbye, Eddward! Hope someone comes to your rescue! Stay strong, lad, and stay relaxed! Bye! *disappears in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Edd (shivering / sadly / softly / in tears / laying on the sidewalk): (as it begins to drizzle outside) Oh dear...Autumn rain...why do these tragedies happen to me?! *pants and gasps/wheezes in tears in a shivering way* and why does Eddy NEVER help me when I'm in danger?! *pants slowly and gasps/wheezes in a shivering way* I'm s-s-s-so c-c-cold and more s-s-s-sick than e-e-ever.... *pants and gasps/wheezes in a shivering way, (in a shivering/crying way) with me not h-h-h-having enough st-st-st-strength to go under m-m-my own w-w-will, h-h-h-how am I s-s-supposed to g-g-g-get home to m-m-my nice w-w-warm bed, now....? *pants and gasps/wheezes sadly in a shivering way* *scene cuts to Jackie riding home from Jimmy's house*
 * Jackie (while riding her bike): Hoo! Good thing I dropped off Jimmy's NASCAR Team Fastex homework at his house. He would have failed if I didn't bring it to him after Sarah told me he forgot it in NASCAR school. *sighs* Now that Jimmy has his homework, I need to get home to make myself dinner. *pedals along* *scene cuts to the view, approaching an ill Edd* (softly / worried / in her thoughts / voice only) *soft horrified gasp* Hey.... what's my Edd doing there....? Oh, no.... he doesn't look so good..... I must see what's the matter..... *pulls up her bike towards an ill Edd* (out loud) Edd! Edd, sweetie, you alright?
 * Edd (shivering sadly): J-J-J-Jackie? I-i-is that you...? I'm s-s-so relieved... *sadly pants and gasps/wheezes in a shivering way*
 * Jackie (to herself / sadly): Poor Edd! He's so pale.... He's shivering and struggling to breathe.... (out loud / calmly / affectionately) Come on, Edd. I'm bringing you to MY house! You need special care!
 * Edd (to himself / while shivering): She's b-b-bringing me to H-H-HER house?! H-H-How w-w--warm, kind and af-f-f-fectionate.....
 * Jackie: *puts Edd on her bicycle and pedals on with the unharmed book left from the melee and the scene fades to Jackie bedroom, with Edd (in light pajamas, a wet cloth on his head, a sweaty face, glassy eyes, and a thermometer in his mouth*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): *arrives with a bowl of soup for Edd* Awwwww...... my poor Eddsworth..... *puts down the bowl of soup* I made you some soup to help you feel better, sweetie.
 * Edd (shivering while under the nice warm covers / sadly): That's v-v-very n-n-nice of you...J-J-Jackie.... y-y-you are s-s-so affecti-ti-tionate.....
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): Awwww...... thank you so much, sweetie. So, how did you end up on the sidewalk like that if you don't mind me asking?
 * Edd (shivering sadly): *after Jackie takes the thermometer out of his mouth* Well, my dear, I was on my way home from the book store having just bought some new reading material when I began to develop exhaustion and PURE illness. I collapsed from my bike twice, but Eddy who was taunting a grounded Kevin, didn't care at all about helping me! Ed wanted to help me, but Eddy made him go with HIM instead!
 * Jackie (in horror / in tears): *gasps in horror* That cold-hearted Eddy! How could he be so heartless, unsympathetic, uncaring, boastful, greedy, and self-centered like that?! What he did to you was completely uncalled for, and he was terribly wrong to abandon you, and encourage Ed to pick on a punished Kevin instead of taking you home. Now I feel more worried for you than ever before, sweetheart. (in her own thoughts) What kind of "friend" is Eddy to abandon someone like Edd?! I NEED to expose Eddy to Edd for the TRUE person he is before it's too late!!!! *sobs sweetly*
 * Edd (shivering / sadly): T-t-t-this is just like the t-t-time of the b-b-b-blizzard! (referring to the episode, "Walking in the Ed") *sniffles sadly* P-P-Please, h-h-h-hug me, Jackie..... *pants and gasps/wheezes in a sad shivering way*
 * Jackie (sadly / in tears): *while hugging poor Edd* Awwww..... Poor baby..... *sadly sniffles* (scene fades into late that night*
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): *comes in with a bowl and hot porridge and ice-cold diet soda for Edd* Hey, sweetie. I made you some fresh hot porridge for you. *puts down the porridge and soda glass* And I poured you some diet soda to help you feel better, my love.
 * Edd (shivering sadly): T-t-t-thank you, d-d-dear. Eddy NEVER c-c-cared for me l-l-l-like this.....*sniffles*
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): Awwwwww...... don't worry, hon. You have nothing to worry about, sweetie. You're in my care, now. I called the doctor, and I will be bringing you there tomorrow for a 10:00 AM appointment, so he can check and feel you all over, and maybe he can prescribe you to some antibiotics. And plus, I will be keeping you here in my cozy house in my warm bedroom for a couple of days until I fully nurse you back to health.
 * Edd (shivering / thankful): Thank you, Turtledove, no one ever got me..... a DOCTOR. Eddy would have never gotten me a doctor, other than Ed who Eddy got to impersonate a doctor (in reference to the EENE episode, "A Case Of Ed"), and you blossomed my heart so much by allowing me to stay with you for a few days and nights so you can nurse me back to health. No one in my life had ever went out of his/her way to nurse me back to health like that. Bless you so much, Jackie.
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): Awwwww..... thank you so much Double-D, You're so sweet. You deserve better than Eddy. You deserve ME. I actually take care of you AND care for your well-being.
 * Edd (shivering in tears): *stutters spiritually happy, and Jackie gives him a big feel better hug* *intro to "May It Be" plays in the background* *scene fades to the porridge bowl and soda glass being empty, and then to Jackie singing "May It Be" to Edd, then to Edd, still shaky, falling asleep to Jackie's soft, heavenly voice* *episode goes to end credits, and "May It Be" plays till the end of the episode, and the episode ends*

Plot

 * Gianluca Ginoble felt upset after seeing the Powerpuff Girls fly around having fun around his house (Piero & Ignazio live with him as well) in Peach Creek. Gianluca sat on his porch feeling glum. The Powerpuff Girls wonder why Gianluca felt glum. Gianluca confessed himself to the girls. Blossom and Bubbles felt sorry for Gianluca, but Buttercup didn't care a bit on what her sisters told Gianluca. Mr. Conductor appeared and tried to cheer up Gianluca along with the girls by telling them stories about Harold The Helicopter.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves A Point (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) A Bad Day For Harold (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Thomas, Percy, & The Mail Train (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Harold & The Flying Horse (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 5) The Runaway (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Harold The Helicopter

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Gianluca Ginoble sitting on his porch sadly, watching the Powerpuff Girls play tag in the air)
 * (Girls suddenly stop)
 * Buttercup: Hey, what's wrong with THAT guy?
 * Bubbles: That's Gianluca, Buttercup.
 * Buttercup: AUGH! The guy whose name I keep pronouncing wrong!
 * Blossom: Let's go see what he's up to.
 * (Girls land on Gianluca's porch)
 * Bubbles: Ciao, Gianluca. What's wrong?
 * Gianluca: *sadly turns away*
 * Blossom: Gianluca: We know that you're upset about something. Could you please tell us so that we can maybe help you.
 * Gianluca: *sad sigh* Okay... I just-a-wanted the ablitiy to getta offa the ground and play with-a-you chicas.
 * Bubbles: Awwww.... don't feel bad Gianluca.
 * Buttercup: Who cares?! Flying isn't that awesome.
 * Blossom: Buttercup, please stop your nonense.
 * Buttercup: I don't care what Gian-loophole has to say about flying, and I thought we were going to play hide n seek tag! Hmph!
 * Blossom: Please excuse Buttercup, Gianluca. But we have great empathy for you.
 * Bubbles: Yeah, just because you can't fly doesn't mean you're not our friend.
 * Blossom: Bubbles has an exact point, Gianluca. We are still your friends even though you are unable to fly.
 * Gianluca: *cheering up a little* Really, girls?
 * Blossom and Bubbles: *nod their heads "yes" in unison*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Take it from me, Polo is a good game but riding on a squirrel isn't as easy is as it looks... they keep getting distracted by acorns!
 * All but Buttercup: (sadly) Hi, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, I must have the wrong location. Is this Gianluca's front porch, or World Headquarters for the I.M.S?
 * Gianluca: What-a-the I.M.S you-a-talk about, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: The International Mopey Society. Why so glum, Gianluca?
 * Buttercup: Gian-whatcha-ma-call-it is upset because he can't fly.
 * Blossom and Bubbles in unison: Buttercup!!!!
 * Buttercup: Hmph!
 * Gianluca: *sighs sadly*
 * Mr. Conductor: Cheer up, Gianluca. Everyone has friends whether they're on or off the ground. Remember the time Percy had his race with Harold?
 * Gianluca: I do not-a know this-a Harold. Who is he?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...let me tell you about him. (Blows whistle and "Percy Proves A Point" begins)

Plot

 * Eddy scammed Edd (for the first time), Rudy Tabootie, Snap and Penny out of their money into tricking them with a fake taco stand. Rudy, Snap, Edd, and Penny try to think of ways to get back at Eddy using trickery against him. Mr. Conductor appears and helps them decide by telling stories about trickery on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Donald's Duck (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) James and the Queen of Sodor (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Duncan Gets Spooked (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) No Joke for James (George Carlin)

Song

 * Troublesome Trucks

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd, Rudy, Penny and Snap walking down the sidewalk)
 * Edd: Hoo! I'm definitely in need for some nourishment.
 * Penny: I'm feeling the same myself.
 * Snap: You're telling me, Buckos. I could go for some grub. Hey, Rudy, how's about you draw me up a burger?
 * Rudy: As soon as we get to Edd's house, I'll write on his chalkboard so-
 * (Then Eddy dressed as a Mexican jumped in front of them)
 * Eddy: Hola, Amigos! Got some empty stomaches? Well, step right up to Senior Eds' Taco Stand!
 * Ed (also dressed as a Mexican): Only a quarter!
 * Edd: Eddy, since when do you and Ed do a scam without me?
 * Eddy: Don't ask me. I didn't write this episode.
 * Ed (reading a small cue card in his hand): Show them our specialty, Lumpy!
 * (lifts napkin from a plate he's holding revealing tacos)
 * Rudy: Whoa! Those look good!
 * Snap: My stomach's growling just from looking at 'em!
 * Penny: I'll take one!
 * Edd: As will I.
 * (The 4 each give a quarter to Eddy in exchange for the plate of tacos.)
 * Eddy: *whispering to Ed* Let's split before they find out.
 * Ed: Find out what?!
 * Eddy: SHHHHHHHH!!!! *Looks at the others* Adios, Amigos!
 * (Eddy and Ed run off)
 * Edd: For once, Eddy put effort within his work. Usually, I'm the one who constructs our scams.
 * Snap: Never mind that. Let's eat!
 * (Rudy, Penny, Snap and Edd each took a bite out of their tacos.)
 * (They all suddenly freeze with wide-eyed expressions out of disgust then spat out their tacos)
 * Penny: That was the most disgusting taste I ever had!
 * Snap: I think I'm gonna be sick!
 * Rudy: What kind of taco is this?!
 * Edd: The gall of that Eddy! These tacos are filled with imitation ingredients! Mud for the meat. Orange crayon for cheese, Grass for lettuce and poor roses for diced tomatoes!
 * Snap: Well, wasn't that a cheapskate move of Eddy?!
 * Penny: And now he wrongfully has our money for his own pleasure!
 * Edd: This is absolutely terrible!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears with an ice cream cone)
 * Mr. Conductor: What's terrible? The price of ice cream? I agree.
 * Penny: I'm afraid it isn't about ice cream, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh?
 * Rudy: Eddy tricked us out of our money!
 * Edd: He fooled us with phony tacos. I can't believe I was convinced by one of Eddy's scams!
 * Rudy: At least Ed was just working for him. He wouldn't do a thing like this.
 * Snap: Yeah, because the guy has the brain of a bug!
 * Edd: Snap, please. There must be a way to regain our money.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, there is. The only way to catch a trickster is to use trickery.
 * Edd: How, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, remember when Gordon tricked Thomas? Thomas was being cheeky to the big blue engine and Gordon taught him a lesson about hard work?
 * Penny: I've never heard that story.
 * Snap: Yeah, me neither!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'll tell half of you about it and half of you about it again! (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Tricked" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "No Joke for James")
 * Edd: Well, James tricked the others by giving him false information.
 * Penny: How can we trick Eddy into giving our money back?
 * Timmy: Hey, guys!
 * Edd: Timmy, perhaps you could be of some assistance?
 * Timmy: With what, Double-Dude?
 * Rudy: Eddy scammed us with fake tacos!
 * Penny: And has our money for his own gain!
 * Timmy: That cheapskate! Count me in!
 * Mr. Conductor: We just need a plan...
 * (Timmy looks at his watch with Cosmo and Wanda inside and smiles)
 * Timmy: Hey! I think I've got an idea! Huddle up, gang!
 * (All but Mr. Conductor do so)
 * (Scene fades to Eddy groaning outside the candy store that has a "Back in 30 minutes" sign on the door)
 * Eddy: It reads 30 minutes, but it's felt like forever!
 * Ed (drooling on the window): *moans sadly*
 * (Just then Rudy and Snap ran up excited)
 * Snap: Hey, Buck-os!
 * Eddy: Hey, look who's here, Lumpy! Enjoy the tacos?!
 * Rudy: Yeah, good joke.
 * Ed: I want jawbreaker now!
 * Rudy: Word is, guys. Kevin happens to be giving away jawbreakers at his house.
 * Eddy: Yeah right! I ain't fallin' for that.
 * Snap: That's not what this text from him says. (shows Eddy a text from Kevin's very number)
 * Eddy: No fooling?! But he never gives me a lousy single jawbreaker!
 * Rudy: I don't know, Eddy, Kevin's been in a good mood all day so-
 * Eddy: Beats waiting out here! C'mon, Davinci!
 * Ed: *neighs*
 * Rudy (dials Edd's cell phone): Phase one complete. The pigeon has flown the coop.
 * Edd (at Kevin's house hiding in a bush): Splendid. (sees Eddy and Ed running) Oh, here he comes. Eddward, out!
 * Ed: Kevin got jawbreakers for us?!
 * Penny: He's stepped out at the moment. However, he'll give anyone jawbreakers if you distribute money into this shoebox he has outside his doorstep with their name written on paper and he'll deliver them to you.
 * Ed: Like report cards?
 * Eddy: Something's fishy...
 * (Then Timmy walked by eating a jawbreaker)
 * Timmy: Mmm...this is some jawbreaker! Kevin's sure been swell today!
 * Eddy: *happy gasp* Ok! *puts money into shoebox* Now I just need...Aw man! I need paper and a pen. Be right back!
 * (Eddy runs off to his house)
 * Ed (runs after him): E-I-E-I-O!
 * Edd (jumping out of the bush): Success! Our money's been retrieved!
 * (Then Rudy and Snap ran up.)
 * Rudy: All right!
 * Snap: Eddy's real slick, Huh?
 * Edd: Thank you, Timmy for your assistance.
 * Timmy: No problem, Double-Dude! And thanks, Cosmo and Wanda for the jawbreaker!
 * Cosmo and Wanda (from in his watch): No problemo!
 * Timmy (holding Kevin's cell phone): I wish Kevin's cell phone was back where it belongs and that last text sent on it was gone!
 * (Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and make it so)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well done, kids. But we better split before Kevin comes back.
 * Edd: Right-o!
 * (Scene fades to Eddy coming back to Kevin's doorstep with a piece of paper and pen)
 * Eddy: Jawbreakers! Here I come! *Looks down to find the shoe box gone* Hey! Where's-
 * (Suddenly, Kevin flew his door open hurling Eddy onto his lawn)
 * Kevin: What are you doing on my property, dork?!
 * Eddy: I heard you were giving jawbreakers away so-
 * Kevin: Yeah right. Bug me again and I'll pound ya!
 * (Kevin went back in his house slamming the door behind him)
 * (Ed runs up)
 * Ed: Is it naptime, Eddy?
 * Eddy: SOCKHEAD AND THE OTHERS FLEECED ME!!!!! UGH!! I FEEL JUST LIKE YOU!!!!
 * Ed: Does it feel soft, Eddy?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * (Scene fades to Edd, Rudy, Snap, Penny and Timmy in Edd's room watching what just happened to Eddy)
 * Edd: Oh, dear...
 * Rudy: Serves him right for scamming us.
 * Timmy: You said it!
 * Snap: Yeah, yeah, now how about that burger, Rudy?
 * Mr. Conductor: It can wait, Snap. But I must say, that was some trick you guys played. I normally expect this from some of the biggest tricksters on Sodor.
 * Penny: And who would these tricksters be?
 * Mr. Conductor: The Freight Cars! Who else? (blows whistle and "Troublesome Trucks" begins)

Plot

 * Edd and Lisa receive an after school job at Springfield Elementary, tutoring students and dropouts who need an education to get back on their feet. They were excited until they found out who they were tutoring-The Gangreen Gang. They found them hard to control so they call for an early recess. While the Gangreen Gang went out playing and causing trouble, Mr. Conductor appears, hears of their problem and tells them stories about when the engines on Sodor caused disruption, but eventually learned their lesson. In the end, Principal Skinner scolded The Gangreen Gang and realized allowing them to be educated (under being informed by Truant Officer Jack Wednesday [from The Powerpuff Girls episode, School House Rocked]) was a mistake and from then on, Edd and Lisa were left to teach English to an 11 year-old Dutch opera singer, Amira Willighagen, who stuns the 2 with her voice in the song "O Mio Babbino Caro".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Trouble In The Shed (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Bill, Ben and Fergus (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) Passengers and Polish (George Carlin)
 * 5) Gallant Old Engine (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * O Mio Babbino Caro (sung by Amira Willighagen)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Edd and Lisa entering Springfield Elementary and proceeded to walking down the hall.)
 * Lisa: I'm so excited! I mean, I've tutored students before, but I've never had a partner like you, Eddward.
 * Edd: I'm flattered, Lisa. When I'm not needed at the Krusty Krab, I like to keep a busy schedule.
 * Lisa: Well, I think it's generous Principal Skinner allowed anyone of certain ages receive a tutoring education to get back on their feet after. I'm looking forward to what our class will be like.
 * (They enter the classroom)
 * Lisa: Good afternoon, class.
 * Edd: Salutations! We're-(sudden realization) Oh my word!
 * Ace: Check it out, boys. It's our teachers.
 * Snake: Aren't they a little young, Accce?
 * Big Billy: Duh, maybe they students too.
 * L'il Arturo: Ah, hee hee! Look at the kid wearing a sock!
 * Grubber: (blows raspberry)
 * Lisa (whispering to Edd): Those are 5 of the Powerpuff Girs' worst enemies.
 * Edd (whispering to Lisa): I don't like this anymore than you do, Lisa. But we must do what we can to educate them.
 * Lisa (whispering to Edd): Right. No matter how obnoxious they are.
 * Edd: Indeed. (to the Gangreen Gang) Now, class. Shall we begin our lessons in Algebra?
 * Ace: Holj ya bra?
 * (Ace and the Gang laugh)
 * Lisa: No jokes! You're all here to learn.
 * Snake: The little girl'ssss right, guyssss.
 * Lisa: Thank you.
 * Snake: We're here to learn jokesss that run through our headsss to ssssay at the right time!
 * (The gang all laughs)
 * Edd: Gentlemen, please! If you would all open your books to Chapter-
 * (The Gang opens their books and each lay them face down on their desks)
 * Gang: Done!
 * Grubber (in unison): (Blows raspberries)
 * Edd: One and if you all would-
 * L'il Arturo: Say? Is it snowing today?
 * Lisa: Snow? Why would it? It's Spring.
 * Ace: Because we see a great snowball fight!
 * (The gang tears pages out of their books, rolls them into balls and they chuck them at Edd and Lisa)
 * Lisa: Stop it!
 * Edd (in unison): Desist! Please!
 * Lisa: Would you all like to go to Recess?!
 * (The gang cheers and runs out the door)
 * Edd: How ever we are going to tutor those belligerent boys is beyond me, Lisa.
 * Lisa: Even Ralph Wiggum is easier to educate than those green-colored idiots.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Having troubles, guys?
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor. The Gangreen Gang is our class to tutor for the afternoon, but their behavior is so disruptive.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, dear. I've heard of them. The Powerpuff Girls had them as classmates for a short time back in Townsville. (referring to the Powerpuff Girls episode, "Schoolhouse Rocked") That truant officer, Jack Wednesday is the one who informed Principal Skinner of their needed education.
 * Lisa: That explains the new age limit on tutees. How would the engines on Sodor handle a situation like this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a thought. Edd, you remember the story about when the tender engines were complaining and thought the little engines had easier work than they do?
 * Edd: Indeed, I am familiar with that story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Lisa: I've never heard that story, Mr. Conductor, but I'm sure I could benefit from that one.
 * Mr. Conductor: Then let me tell you that one. (blows whistle and "Tenders and Turntables" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After last story)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey, I just heard that Principal Skinner had expelled the Gangreen Gang from Springfield Elementary, and you're getting a new student to tutor.
 * Lisa: Ah, it's about time!
 * Edd (in unison to Lisa): A miraculous relief.
 * Edd: What are we to teach this new student?
 * Mr. Conductor: She said you're going to teach her different languages!
 * Lisa: Are we going to teach Italian?
 * Edd: Or perhaps French?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, English.
 * Lisa and Edd: English?
 * Lisa: How is English a different language to is who speak English?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because your student doesn't speak English. *hears footsteps approaching the door. In the matter of fact, here comes your student! *disappears* *door opens and Amira Willighagen shows up*
 * Edd (greeting himself): Good day, pupil. Welcome to Springfield Elementary. My name is Eddward and my good friend, Lisa Simpson and I will be your tutors for the afternoon.
 * Amira Willighagen (in Dutch): What? I don't know what you're saying. I don't speak English.
 * Lisa (whispering to Edd): *gasps* Mr. Conductor was right. This new girl doesn't speak English. She speaks Dutch. Do you at least know how to speak Dutch like me so she can understand?
 * Edd: Indeed I do. *clears throat* (in Dutch) It's a pleasure to meet you. I am Eddward, but some refer to me as Double-D or Edd. My apologies for the use of the language you've yet to learn.
 * Amira Willighagen (in Dutch): It's okay, Mr. Marion. My name is Amira Willighagen. I came from Holland to live here in the United States. The reason I wanted to be tutored here is because I know every language I sing opera in, but English. And I also want to learn your primary language to win the affection of a fan I met on ViewTube. Someone with a retainer named Jimmy.
 * Lisa (in Dutch): Whoa... you sing opera?
 * Edd (in Dutch): Do tell. Jimmy is actually a friend of ours.
 * Amira Willighagen (in Dutch): (to Lisa) Yes I do. (to Edd) Wonderful! You both will have to tell him about my arrival for your tutoring!
 * Lisa (in Dutch): Would you like to kindly perform a song for us before we begin our English lesson for you?
 * Amira Willighagen (in Dutch): (in unison, the intro to "O Mio Babbino Caro" plays in the background) Of course I will, Ms. Simpson. *begins performing "O Mio Babbino Caro"*
 * Edd (in his thoughts / while Amira Willighagen was singing): My.... how many gifted young female opera singers are there in this universe other than my Jackie?
 * (After "O Mio Babbino Caro")
 * Lisa (in Dutch / with tears in her eyes / stunned of Amira's talent): *voice cracks in the beginning* You sang so sweet and beautifully! *walks up to Amira and hugs her*
 * Edd (in Dutch / with tears in his eyes): You are so incredible *voice cracks in the end* You certainly WILL win Jimmy's affection. (In his head) Jimmy deserves someone gentle not like Sarah. Oh, how envious she'll be. (outloud) Futhermore, we will definitely do you, a gifted juvenile, a kind favor in teaching you English so that you can get used to our country's language and properly communicate with Jimmy. *hugs Amira, then Lisa joins in*
 * Edd (in Dutch): Now.... shall we begin our lesson, our kind Amira?
 * Amira Willighagen (in Dutch): Yes, please kind Mr. Marion and Ms. Simpson. *episode ends with Lisa and Edd teaching Amira English*

Trivia

 * 11 year-old Dutch opera-singer, Amira Willighagen guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * One night, Penny was in her bedroom, reading a book about NASCAR technology. While she was peacefully reading, her mother calmly knocked and came in and told her in a calm matter, like an adult that she and Penny's father were parting after many years of marriage due to recent constant arguing that went on for 2 months. Penny grew deeply upset and teared up with such strong emotion, and sobbed from her heart, and she could barely speak after feeling choked up like that. Her calm mother tried everything to inspire and calm her down with inspirational adult-like advice. But Penny, still only spoke a little and in a sobbing way. Mr. Conductor appears in the bedroom in his sob-story booth and tries soothing a choked-up Penny, and tells her stories of engines who had huge arguments and tiffs. Even after the stories, Penny remained her saddest ever, because she loved her parents together, and she never wanted them to part their ways. After Mr. Conductor left to hear more Sodor Sob-Stories in his nighttime session, Penny's mother tried telling Penny more adult-advice to Penny to sooth her. However, Penny still remained her saddest. Her mother told her she was going to the mall and leave her home alone for awhile while she went to the mall. Just as Penny's mother left, Rudy came in through the door and greets her warmly. At first, a choked up Penny, didn't speak to him at first and rolled herself the other way out of extreme depression, but after Rudy encouraged her to confess her problem, Penny decided to pluck up courage and calmly tell him about her parents divorcing and that she is their only child. Rudy feels so bad for her and gives her adult-like advice. Little by little Penny was cheering up (even though she wasn't her happiest) from Rudy's heartwarming adult-like advice about her parents (that her parents still love her as their baby and will always look out after her even in their separate lives), and that he is her best friend that loves and cares for her just like her parents, and that they were very good friends to him who let her see him all the time. Penny was still a little choked up and tearful, but she gave Rudy his very first kiss, thanking him for trying to help her feel better even though she was still choked up and sad.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble [S2] (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) One Good Turn (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Steamroller (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Cosas Del Amor (sung by Ana Gabriel & Viki Carr)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins with Penny reading her NASCAR technology book from Jack Fassler)
 * Penny: My. This book is very informative. Everything there is to know about NASCAR and other things motorsports-related. The more to read, the merrier.
 * (Just then, a knock was heard on Penny's door)
 * Mrs. Sanchez (voice only): Penny, honey, can I come in?
 * Penny: Yes, mother!
 * (Mrs. Sanchez enters her room looking very glum)
 * Penny: Mother, is there something wrong?
 * Mrs. Sanchez: P-Penny, dear. You and I need to have a talk.
 * Penny: Goodness! Am I in trouble? What could I have possibly done?!
 * Mrs. Sanchez: You're not in trouble, sweetheart. It's about...something else.
 * Penny: Go on, mother. You have my attention.
 * Mrs. Sanchez: You know your father and I...
 * Penny: Yes...?
 * Mrs. Sanchez: You know that your father and I have been having arguments for some time now.
 * Penny: Yes. Two months to be exact.
 * Mrs. Sanchez: Well, after all I could stand of him...I can't risk getting into another argument with him...
 * Penny: *soft gasp* Mother...! Does this mean...?
 * Mrs. Sanchez: Yes, dear. Your father and I are... *sad sigh* going our separate ways.
 * Penny: Separating?!! As in divorce?!
 * Mrs. Sanchez: Your father is already packing in preparation to move out of Plainsville as we speak.
 * Penny: [tearing up] B-b-but y-y-you two can't divorce! Our family tree would lose a branch! Why couldn't you two have made up like the average husband and wife?! (sobs hard)
 * Mrs. Sanchez: I'm sorry, dear. While you were at Team Fastex NASCAR racing school the past two months, we tried marriage counseling, but no matter what, we still had horrible arguments.
 * Penny: Can I at least see Dad one more time?
 * Mrs. Sanchez:...I'm afraid not at this time of night. He's quite angry and doesn't want to be bothered. You understand, don't you, dear?
 * Penny: Fully understand, mother. (sobs again)
 * Mrs. Sanchez: I promise, Penny. You AND I will get through this. The pain of us separating may hurt its worst now, but it WILL get better as time goes on and heals your mental wounds.
 * Penny: *sniffles and wipes a tear* It'll be a long time until my heart's healed.
 * Mrs. Sanchez: I know you're feeling sad and distraught now, honey. But it'll be alright in a matter of weeks. (hugs her daughter and kisses her good night) You sleep well now and I'll see you in the morning. (exits room and turns out her light)
 * Penny: (sniffling and sobbing)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in his sob story booth crying)
 * Penny: *sniffles and wipes a tear* Mr. Conductor? What are you doing here? And why are you crying?
 * Mr. Conductor: I thought I'd check up on how you and Rudy were doing in Plainsville, Penny. And second, it's the sob stories I heard on the Island of Sodor. They were so sad. It was wonderful!
 * Penny: Sob stories are wonderful?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course! As long as there's a happy ending. After all, everyone likes a good cry now and then.
 * Penny: Well, Mr. Conductor. My sob story isn't wonderful. My parents are separating; divorcing! I loved seeing them so happy together, but after two months of frequent arguments, my dad is moving out of Plainsville!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh...now that's a sob story that not even the engines on the Island of Sodor would want to hear. After all, all the stories I heard were about tiffs and quarrels.
 * Penny: They were, Mr. Conductor? Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. You see, there are times when people get into a tiff because they have trouble agreeing on a subject or even blame each other for a mishap, but they're usually resolved in the end. After all, didn't they work for Thomas and Percy and their quarrel with coal?
 * Penny: They did? But you didn't tell me yet.
 * Mr. Conductor: I didn't tell you about Thomas and Percy's quarrel with the coal? How sad. (blows whistle and "Double Trouble" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Twin Trouble")
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, we usually learn something very important from sad stories.
 * (Penny's parents mildly arguing is heard outside Penny's door.)
 * Mr. Conductor: And speaking of learning, listen to what's happening outside the door. (disappears with his sob-story booth)
 * (Mrs. Sanchez knocks on Penny's door again)
 * Mrs. Sanchez (voice only): Penny dear?

Plot

 * Edd had misplaced his magnifying glass again and went to Shining Time Station where Timmy, Bubbles, Jackie Evancho, Lisa, Eddy, Ed, and Il Volo were waiting for the train to Timmy's house. Mr. Conductor was absent looking for his missing sketchpad, and Eddy was missing money he earned from a successful scam so Timmy Turner had to help provide them with sagacious advice by telling stories on the Island Of Sodor. (even though Eddy wasn't fond of the stories) In the end after "Sleeping Beauty", The train to Timmy's house pulled in, Billy Twofeathers showed up with the Lost and Found box and Edd retrieved his magnifying glass which along with Eddy's money and Mr. Conductor's sketchpad were stolen by the monkey from "Mysterious Stranger" (both Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition and Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Visit Shining Time Station versions) On the way to Timmy's House, since the gang were the only passengers on the train, Il Volo decided to sing "Historia De Un Amor" to entertain the bored gang during the trip.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Stepney Gets Lost
 * 2) Train Stops Play
 * 3) Gordon & The Famous Visitor
 * 4) Granpuff (repeat)
 * 5) Sleeping Beauty (repeat)

Song

 * Historia De Un Amor (sung by Il Volo)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Edd walking inside Shining Time Station)
 * Edd: *groans* Oh dear and the agony....
 * Timmy: What's the matter, Double-Dude?
 * Edd: My magnifying glass is missing again and this time, it's not home! *sobs*
 * Eddy: So what?! If someone threw your stupid magnifying glass down a rocky hill and made you go after it wearing nothing but your underwear, would ya?
 * Ed: Like porcupines?
 * Eddy: What planet are you from?!
 * Ed: *glomps Eddy* I come in peace, Eddy!
 * Eddy: Ed, can you let go of my head now?!
 * Ed: *drops Eddy* Sorry, Eddy! *laughs*
 * Gianluca: But I no get it, you had-a-the-magnifying glass last-a-time I come over you house, Edd-a-ward.
 * Eddy: Oh, is that so? Maybe you stole it and don't wanna fess up, Gene Lucas! And I bet you stole my money I earned from the most successful scam I ever thought of!!
 * Gianluca: My name-a-Gianluca you know. And I no steal-a-the-magnifying glass or-a money!
 * Eddy: So what if your name is Gi- whatever! same thing! Double D's magnifying glass is good as gone.
 * Bubbles: What if you're right, Eddy? What if Edd never does get his little magnifying glass back?! *cries*
 * Piero: *hugs Bubbles* Aw, c'mon-a. No cry, Bubbles. I no see you cry in-a-the-Shining Time Station ever since I left here-a-the-first time. (In reference to "Is This The End?" in "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition")
 * Bubbles: (In crying way) Oh, Piero. I know what it's like to almost lose something (reference to The Powerpuff Girls episode, "Octi-Gone" and "Octi-Lost in Despair".)
 * Timmy: You're right, Bubbles. Mr. Conductor would help Edd with advice from the Island Of Sodor, but unfortunately he's in Snarlyville looking for his missing sketchpad again.
 * Lisa (worried): *gasps* Mr. Conductor lost his sketchpad again?! That's terrible!
 * Ignazio: Then how do we getta the information now?
 * Eddy: At least we don't have to listen to stupid train-tales on the Island Of Soda place--!
 * Ignazio (angrily interrupting Eddy): Shaddup-a!
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Ignazio: Oh, dio mio! You no stoppa being the nuisance ever since-a-you come over-ere, Eddy!
 * Eddy: *groans to himself*
 * Edd: Ignazio, manners. And Eddy, you know I need the information from Sodor to help me retrace my steps.
 * Eddy: *scoffs* Like the time Ed forgot where he hid my magazines!
 * Ed: I have no clue what you are talkng about, Eddy.
 * Eddy: Forget it, sheesh!
 * Jackie: Well this is a quite a pickle. Timmy, what would the engines of Sodor do to retrieve missing items?
 * Timmy: Ah, good thinking, Jackie! I can maybe give Edd some advice and maybe if we're lucky, Ed'll get a clue. *while reaching into his pocket* Now... what WOULD the engines would do? *spots whistle in his pocket* Here it is! But why do my pants smell? I thought mom washed my pants-- oh yeah, she never does. Ah, I'll worry about that later.
 * Jackie: Great! Now you can tell us stories Mr. Conductor would!
 * Lisa: And just like you told us stories like at Springfield Lanes (referring to the episode, "10-Pin Ed") or when we persuaded Squidward not to lie to Kevin. (referring to the episode "Liar Liar, Plants For Hire")
 * Timmy: Well, duh! I always told you guys stories when Mr. Conductor isn't around, and since I keep it in my rarely-washed pants, I can now tell you all the time my friend, Stepney got lost!
 * Bubbles: *horrified gasp* Poor little Stepney got lost?! Was he ever found?! I don't know what to say! *cries*
 * Lisa: I think I heard this story before.
 * Eddy: Oh, great! Here we go again with Twerper and the train stories! (referring to "The Ed Of The Irish" and "Mistakes Happen")
 * Ignazio (while getting up off the bench): *voice cracks in the beginning* Eh... I go take a coffee--.
 * Timmy (interrupting Ignazio): Oh no you're not, "Il Magnifica", you're listening to the story!
 * Ignazio: *frustrated growl*
 * Timmy: Now you sit your big goofy butt back down on this bench!
 * Ignazio: *whimpers with a puppy-dog look and sits down on the bench*
 * Timmy: That's better Ignazio. Now, before Ignazio opened his yap, no offense to you Ignazio, here's the story of my friend Stepney. (blows whistle and "Stepney Gets Lost" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Granpuff")
 * Ignazio: *cries* Why-a?! Why?! Why did-a-the-old train get-a-trapped in the shed?! *cries*
 * Piero (annoyed): Come on-a, you be silly, Ignazio!
 * Ignazio (In a crying way): Come on-a, I no silly!
 * Piero (to himself): Ah, what am I gonna do with you, Ignazio?
 * Timmy: Don't worry, Ignazio. They'll soon find Duke.
 * Ignazio: Then whatta happen to-a-the train? *sad gasps*
 * Timmy: I'll tell you Ignazio. It'll help you cheer up. (Blows whistle and "Sleeping Beauty" begins)

Quote 3

 * (Billy Twofeathers enters the station with a box)
 * Billy: Hi, kids.
 * Timmy: Oh, hiya, Billy.
 * Lisa: What's in the box, Mr. Twofeathers?
 * Billy: Just the lost and found.
 * Edd: Lost and found? Billy! There wouldn't happen to be a magnifying glass in that box, would there?!
 * Jackie: And please tell us Mr. Conductor's sketchpad is in there.
 * Billy: See for yourself. (hands Edd the box)
 * (Edd searching rapidly through)
 * Edd: It's here! My magnifying glass has been retrieved! Oh happy day!
 * Gianluca: See? I no steal-a-the-thing!
 * (Both Edd and Jackie hug)
 * Bubbles: (cheers)
 * Eddy: Good, Sockhead found his stupid magnifying glass, let's get back to the cul-de-sac and scam for more money.
 * Timmy: Eddy, what's it gonna take with you to be happy and considerate of others?!
 * Ed: Does anyone smell gravy?
 * Ignazio: I see the currency in-a-the box.
 * Eddy: I don't care whatever that is, I gotta get more cash for jawbreakers!
 * Piero: Pardon me, Eddy. But I do-a believe currency IS another word for-a-the-money.
 * Eddy: Money? As in cash?! (snatches box from Ignazio) My babies! But this isn't even all of it! I need jawbreakers to last me for months!
 * Lisa: And here's Mr. Conductor's sketchpad. (holding it between her thumb and index finger) He's gonna be glad to see this again.
 * Edd: But a question remains is who found them?
 * Billy: It was that monkey again.
 * Timmy: That same monkey who was taking peoples' stuff that time? (reference to the Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover edition of  "Mysterious Stranger")
 * Edd: Why, I believe we had a similar experience with a monkey at Shining Time Station too. (reference to the Ed Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station edition of "Mysterious Stranger")
 * Billy: Yes, she must have been all around Peach Creek and Shining Time taking things that were just by themselves.
 * Lisa: And hopefully, those other things will be found by their rightful owners if they come to Shining Time Station. Come on, Jackie and Bubbles, let's make a poster to put outside the station.
 * Bubbles: Oh, I love arts and crafts!
 * Jackie: I'm right behind you both.
 * Timmy: Good! We can do 'em as soon as we get to my house. After all, it's about time they finally put tracks by my house!
 * Edd: We could even post "found" pictures of the greedy primate so that its owner can come and retrieve her. They are a performance duo after all.
 * Jackie: Let's just hope that the owner trains the creature to not steal people's stuff.
 * Billy: Sounds like a brilliant idea, Edd, Come aboard and I'll take all of you to Timmy's house so that you can do your posters and stuff.
 * Edd: Right-O!
 * Timmy: Count me in!
 * Lisa: Me and Jackie are coming with you.
 * (Scene fades into the long train ride)
 * Eddy: *annoyed sigh* This ride is taking way too long? Could Timmy Twerper live any farther away?! Why can't Billy kick this stupid quack of a train ride into high gear?!
 * Lisa: Eddy, trains have to go at a standard speed and going into advanced speed would cause a collision with another moving train in the opposite direction on the same track. Besides, it's nice to look out the window and see the beauty of nature.
 * Ignazio: Yeah, you right Lisa. You must enjoy-a-the-beautiful leisurely ride.
 * Eddy: Riding on a boring train, hearing Sockhead's girl counterpart talk and there's not even entertainment! HMPH!
 * Bubbles: You know what? Why doesn't Il Volo perform one of their songs for us? Do you have one that might be from my top songs list?
 * Piero: Well-a-course-a-we-do, little Bubbles. Me and Gianluca--.
 * Ignazio: No forget me--!
 * Piero: I no forget-a-you! Aye, aye, aye!  *intro to "Historia De Un Amor plays in the background* Anyway, usually on-a-the-long train trips, me and-a-the-guys love to sing-a-this beautiful and moving song... "Historia De Un Amor".
 * (Il Volo sings "Historia De Un Amor")
 * Bubbles, Lisa, Edd, and Timmy nod their heads side to side to the beat of the song and Eddy shows his bored expression*
 * (end credits display, still in the song, "Historia De Un Amor")

Plot

 * Maggie (Jackies dog) struggled to get up onto Jackie's bed. Edd and Jackie just walked through the door bringing Maggie dog treats when they saw her trying to leap onto the bed. Edd suggested Jackie to carry Maggie onto the bed, so she did. Maggie soon got upset when she heard Eddy make fun of her and jerked tears. Jackie and Edd tried soothing Maggie's hurt feelings. Edd told Jackie (Since Mr. Conductor magically gave Edd the ability to understand dog language) that she didn't like being small. Timmy appeared 16 inches tall in his Conductor's uniform (because Mr. Conductor was watching over Farmer McColl's lambs on the Island of Sodor and Timmy was filling in for him at Shining Time Station for the day) and tried to help sooth Maggie's hurt feelings (along with Edd and Jackie) and tried teaching her what being little can prove by telling stories about the Narrow Gauge engines who've proven their abilities. In the end Maggie then realized that even though she's puny she is still loved, no matter what the size, so Edd and Jackie gave her a hug. After Timmy disappeared, Jackie then performed "Open Fields of Grace" for Maggie, showing her Pomeranian dog that she DOES love her.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Four Little Engines (repeat)
 * 2) You Can't Win! (repeat)
 * 3) Rheneas and the Roller Coaster (repeat)
 * 4) Bulldog (repeat)
 * 5) Special Funnel (repeat)

Song

 * Open Fields of Grace (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Maggie trying to leap onto Jackie's bed)
 * (Edd and Jackie open the door and enter the room)
 * Jackie: Hey, Mags. We bought you some treats.
 * Edd: *sees Maggie trying to jump on the bed* Oh, Maggie! Don't worry, I'll assist you. *lifts Maggie onto the bed*
 * Jackie: Oh, poor Mags looks sad, Eddward. Why is that, Maggie?
 * (Maggie barks repteadly in response)
 * Edd: Oh my...!
 * Jackie: Goodness!
 * Edd: You say you feel worthless and weak for being unable to climb up onto your bed, Maggie?
 * Jackie: *gasp* Maggie! Why?
 * (Maggie barks back her response)
 * Edd: Egads! You feel this way BECAUSE of Eddy jeering, saying you are worthless and weak!?
 * Jackie: *horrified gasp* Don't listen to Eddy, Maggie! Eddy's told lies all his life!
 * Eddy (voice only from outside Jackie's window): Ah, whatta you know?! That mutt WILL always be worthless and weak!
 * (Edd slams the door with a "HMPH!")
 * Edd: Rest assured, Maggie, Jackie and I don't think you're worthless and weak. You may be small, but you could certainly learn to jump BIG.
 * Maggie: *barks twice for "Really, Eddward?"*
 * Edd: Yes, really, Maggie.
 * (Timmy appears 16 inches tall, in his Conductor's uniform covered in dust)
 * Timmy: Man, what a day!
 * Jackie: Timmy! You're so dusty!
 * Edd: What ever is going on with you, Timmy?
 * Timmy: Well, first of all, guys. Mr. Conductor is watching over the Farmer's lambs on the Island of Sodor and needed me to fill in for him at Shining Time Station for the day. Secondly, I was dusting the places that were the hardest to reach and man, do I look like a dust-mite!
 * (Maggie barks sadly)
 * Timmy: What, ol' girl? What do you mean you don't like being small?
 * Edd: Oh my! Timmy, you also understood Maggie?
 * Timmy: Duh! I SPEAK dog! Must have picked it up from that time I switched bodies with Vicky's dog, Doidle. (referring to the episode, "Dog Day Afternoon") Why, Double-Dude?
 * Jackie: Maybe Maggie could tell you.
 * (Maggie barks in explanation for Timmy)
 * Timmy: Dorky said that?! That jerky no-good cheapskate! Listen, Maggie, just because you're small, doesn't mean you're worthless and weak. We actually have small engines on the Island of Sodor known as the Narrow Gauge engines who can do totally BIG things for their size!
 * (Maggie barks for "Really?")
 * Timmy: Of course, really.
 * Jackie: Maybe Maggie would like you to tell her stories about the Narrow Gauge railway. You think it's a good idea, Double Dear?
 * Edd: Most assuredly, Turtledove.
 * Timmy: And I think so too. This story here's about Skarloey. He was feeling the same way you were except he was feeling too old and missed his friend, Rheneas. But I better fill you in on where the whole story started! (Blows whistle and "Four Little Engines" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Special Funnel")
 * Timmy: So after Peter Sam finally got his spanking-new funnel, the other engines had shut up and thought twice of teasing Peter Sam. Pretty brave for a little engine, huh?


 * Jackie: You see Maggie, being little isn't all that bad. Being little.... is what makes you special.
 * Edd: Jackie's right, Maggie. Being miniature is one of the most intriguing things in the world. Because the littler you are, the more cute you are.
 * Timmy: Yeah! And you can crawl into small places that nobody tall can reach, Mags. I HAVE to be this small in order to work for my boss, Mr. Conductor. I wasn't hip about it at first, but I adapted to it, and now I love being this small to do Mr. Conductor's work. *gasps and looks at his watch* That reminds me, I have to go to Mr. Conductor's office right now! He's back from watching the lambs! Bye! *disappears*


 * Jackie and Edd: Bye Timmy.
 * Jackie: And Maggie, being little doesn't mean we don't love you. And Eddy WAS wrong to make fun of you like you mentioned earlier.


 * Edd: Jackie's right, Maggie. We love you BECAUSE you are miniature. If it wasn't for you, I would've still feared canines for the rest of my life. You will ALWAYS be our cute, lovable, little dog, and a great friend and faithful companion.
 * Maggie: *barks at Edd and Jackie*
 * [Jackie and Edd nod their heads yes]
 * Jackie: You will ALWAYS be mine and Edd's cute little baby. *she had Edd hug, cuddle, and let Maggie, and she pants happily*

Plot

 * Eustace and Muriel Bagge (From Courage The Cowardly Dog) wait for their Krusty Specials at the Krusty Krab. Since Spongebob felt ill, Edd had to work the register and cook the food at the same time and it took a lot of work, so it was a slow day for the Krusty Krab. Eustace grows severely impatient and wants to eat somewhere else, but Muriel tells him that being impatient will make things worse. However Eustace still wouldn't stop grumbling. Mr. Conductor appeared on their table and tried teaching Eustace patience by telling him and Muriel stories about impatience on the Island Of Sodor. In the end, Edd finally arrives with their food, sweating and panting after doing double the work all day, and apologized to the Baggs and told them that Spongebob came down with the suds and couldn't work. Muriel worried but Eustace didn't care a bit and just started eating anyway.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Dunkin' Duncan (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) Peter Sam & The Refreshment Lady (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Bertie's Chase (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Better Late Than Never (George Carlin)
 * 5) The Runaway Elephant (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Sir Topham Hatt

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd handing a customer his food)
 * Edd: Come again soon, sir! Hoo! It's difficult work handling the register and grill. Thankfully, Spongebob's absence in being ill is only temporary.
 * (Eustace and Muriel enter)
 * Muriel: We picked a good day to go out to eat.
 * Eustace: Blah! Blah! Blah! I just want me a burger.
 * Muriel: Well, I just love how that genius child, Jimmy Neutron made it possible to walk underwater as if we were still on land.
 * (They walk up to the register)
 * Edd: Good day! And welcome to the Krusty Krab, My name is Eddward and I'll be putting in as well as cooking your orders for today.
 * Muriel: Let me see...I'll have...hmmm...maybe...No...
 * Eustace: Muriel! Hurry up! I'm starving!
 * Edd: Sir, let your wife take her time.
 * Muriel: Ok! I'll have a salad.
 * Edd: A superb choice. (types it in on the register)
 * Muriel: And as for what I'll have on it-
 * Eustace: You're too slow, Muriel! Just give her whatever comes on your fancy salads and give me the biggest, juiciest burger you have!
 * Muriel: Eustace!
 * Edd: My. Well, I'll just run and be back with your orders.
 * (Bubbles transition)
 * (Eustace and Muriel are at a table waiting for their order)
 * Eustace: 5 minutes and still no burger! And they call this fast food?!
 * Muriel: No good will come out of being impatient, Eustace. Why, it makes things worse for you and everyone!
 * Eustace: Eh, phooey!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on their table)
 * Muriel: Oh my!
 * Eustace: Aaaaah!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry. You two have nothing to worry about. Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service.
 * Muriel: Why, it's a pleasure to meet you.
 * Eustace: Yeah, yeah. Now where's my burger?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Eustace you really must learn patience.
 * Eustace: Hey, how'd you know my name?
 * Mr. Conductor: My friend, Edd is the cashier here at the Krusty Krab. I visit him whenever he's on the job and I was watching you 2 at the register.
 * Eustace: Ah, Let's go home so you can cook me a burger, Muriel. This place doesn't deserve to be called fast food.
 * Mr. Conductor: Eustace, I'm surprised at you! Have patience. Edd is having more work than usual today having to handle the register and cook the customers' orders. You know who you'd get along with? That silly snob of an engine, Duncan.
 * Muriel: Why, who is Duncan? I remember a goddess lady came to our home thinking my dog, Courage was her dog also named Duncan. (referring to the Courage the Cowardly Dog episode, Stormy Weather)
 * Eustace: Who cares?!
 * (Muriel then pulled out and hit Eustace with her rolling pin)
 * Eustace: Ow! What did I do?!
 * Muriel: You were saying, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Duncan, as I was saying is a stubborn engine who had to learn patience the hard way. I'll tell you both the story now. It'll pass the time. (blows whistle and "Dunkin Duncan" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "The Runaway Elephant")
 * Muriel: At least something good came out of wee Duncan's mistake, Mr. Conductor.
 * (Just then, Edd finally came with the Bagg's food and put the food tray on the table)
 * Edd: Sorry, *panting* (tiredly) Pant! pant! Hoo! I am soooo stressed out from working with these orders.... *sigh*. Sorry it took me so long, Eustace and Muriel. You see, Spongebob Squarepants, the fry cook who's usually on the grill came down with the suds overnight, and when Mr. Krabs told me the news, he told me to do all the work. So therefore, today was a "slowly but surely" day for the Krusty Krab.
 * Muriel: Awww.... I hope the poor kid is okay, Eddward.
 * Eustace: Blah, blah, blah, big deal!
 * Edd: Don't you worry, Muriel. Spongebob is home sweet home in his pinapple drinking some hot tea with honey and a lemon wedge and will hopefully be back to work tomorrow.
 * (Just then, Mr. Krabs shows up behind Edd)
 * Mr. Krabs: Edd, me boy!
 * Edd: *shrieks and jumps*
 * Mr. Krabs: What's with all the chitty-chattering with me customers?! You're supposed to be making me money-- I mean patties, not yakking with the customers, and what are ye doing here, Mr. C?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I came to inform you that it takes too much time for Edd to do all the work alone. I think that he deserves a break and could use an extra hand at the register don't you think Mr. Krabs?
 * Edd: *while legs shaking in exhaustion* Please, Mr. Krabs, I am truly tired.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ok Eddie, I will give you a break. 20 minutes then it's back to work!
 * Edd: But Sir, who's gonna watch the register? I mean I can't do both duties at once. You could really stress me out that way.
 * Mr. Krabs: Don't worry lad, I'll watch the register for ye!
 * Edd: You will?!
 * Mr. Krabs: Aye, Eddie me boy! At least Mr. Squidward ain't here to sleep on me register.
 * Mr. Conductor: That was a wise choice you made, Mr. Krabs. Helping Edd at the register keeps everything running like clockwork. You know who you could be great friends with, Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: Who, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir Topham Hatt! Who else? (Blows whistle and "Sir Topham Hatt" begins)

Trivia

 * The title "Stupid Patience" was named after Eustace's catch phrase "Stupid Dog!"
 * Even though Eustace and Muriel debut in the series, Courage was absent and debuts in the episode "Stubborn Dogs!"

Plot
Notes
 * Hurricane Issac (Category #3) was going to hit Nowhere, Kansas the following evening. Jimmy Neutron, Blossom and Goddard try to help The Bagges prepare for the hurricane and supply non-perishable foods and water. But Courage didn't want to help and wouldn't budge. He kept track of the hurricance on Blossom's iPhone and even Goddard became frightened and stubborn too. Eustace complained about not receiving help from either Courage or Goddard. The others tried to get Eustace to understand how Courage and Goddard were feeling and that they were stubborn as a mule. They (except Eustace) also tried to assure the two K-9s not to be afraid. Mr. Conductor appears and assists with stories about when engines were stubborn. After the last story, Mr. Conductor decided to bring both Courage and Goddard  to the Island of Sodor for a few days to calm their nerves. Muriel, Jimmy Neutron and Blossom (having grown affection for each other) wanted to go as well, but Eustace as usual wasn't interested and was caught in Hurricane Issac.
 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry! (repeat)
 * 2) Daisy (repeat)
 * 3) Passengers and Polish (repeat)
 * 4) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (repeat)
 * 5) Gordon Takes A Dip (repeat)

Song

 * The Island Song

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with work being done in The Bagge's house)
 * Muriel: I can't believe that we have to prepare this beautiful house for a nasty hurricane. It's a shame for it to go.
 * Blossom: That's IF it does, Muriel. And thank you and your husband for inviting us to help.
 * Eustace: Big deal. This house is just a bunch of garbage! But with my lottery ticket, I can buy a BRAND-NEW bigger and better house! How do ya like that?!
 * Muriel: Eustace! (hits him with her rolling pin)
 * Eustace: Ow! What did I do?!
 * Jimmy: I'm afraid that's a miscalculation, Mr. Bagge.
 * Eustace (angrily): Why?!
 * Jimmy: Firstly, that lottery ticket doubtlessly ISN'T the winning ticket especially since it was scanned by my cybernetic K-9, Goddard. And secondly, because after I put the finishing touches on my "Neutron Matter Reassembler" even if the Hurricance strikes this house, it'll rebuild the house in a matter of seconds good as new as if nothing ever happened!
 * Muriel: Oh, why that's a wonderful invention, Jimmy!
 * Blossom: I'll say. That's very ingenious, Jimmy!
 * Eustace (mumbling to himself): Stupid Matter reassembler. No wonder they named this hurricance after Boy genius' middle name.
 * Jimmy: Ah, thanks, Blossom and Muriel. I'm glad you're here to help me, Blossom. So do you have experience in working on other inventions?
 * Blossom: Hmmm, you could say that. My sisters and I once made our own Powerpuff girl named Bunny to give us a break from fighting so much crime in Townsville. (referring to the PPG episode, "Twisted Sister") Unfortunately, she did the opposite, but she did come to our rescue when we were in trouble. Then after that she...she...she was too artificial and...she exploded! *tear comes out of her eye as she sniffles*
 * Muriel: Oh my! How very sad and unfortunate, Blossom.
 * Eustace: Big deal.
 * (Muriel frowns at him)
 * Jimmy: Aw, Blossom, I know how you feel. I did something equally as foolish once where I cloned myself in a rapid hurry so I could collect special ice crystals for THE PERFECT ice cream while the clones did my chores! As a result, the clones all caused me trouble with my friends, Granny and a local townsman! I had to sacrifice the ice crystals and freeze the clones of myself. Unfortunately, I caught them all except for that EVIL clone, still on the loose, that tried to confuse them by pretending to be ME! The original! (referring to the Jimmy Neutron episode, "Send in the Clones")
 * Muriel: Oh my! What a terrible, evil clone he must be!
 * Eustace: Heh. Sounds like my kind of guy.
 * (Muriel frowns at him)
 * Blossom: Don't worry, Jimmy. Anytime I, or my sisters are in Retroville, we'll be sure to find him, capture him and see that he's imprisoned for life!
 * Jimmy: Thanks. I sure hope so, Blossom. Say, this part requires an important tool. Goddard?
 * Goddard: *whines nervously*
 * Jimmy: Goddard, boy? What's wrong?
 * Blossom: Poor boy must be scared of the upcoming hurricane. Aren't you, Goddard? (pets Goddard feeling sorry for him)
 * Muriel: Oh my. And my poor Courage does not want to move a muscle because he is extremely scared of the approaching hurricane too.
 * Courage: *looks on Blossom's iPhone and screams*
 * .Eustace: Blah blah blah! Stop screaming and make yourself useful, ya little runt! (referring to Courage) So get to work with these wooden boards! *accidentally drops the hammer that was on the pile of wood on his toe* (In pain) AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *grabs his foot* Muriel, get me a band-aid will ya?!
 * Muriel: Well you shouldn't have yelled at Courage for being stubborn, so I can't help you out.
 * Jimmy: Look, boy, I know you and Courage are scared, but this house is in TRUE jeopardy. I can't put the most advanced parts in without your help! Please assist us, boy...!
 * (Goddard withdraws into his body like in the JN episode, "The Phantom of Retroland" similar to a turtle does with its shell)
 * Jimmy: Goddard...!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Looks like there will be plenty of work to prepare for tomorrow's storm. How could Mother Nature do this?! She thinks she's funny when she does this.
 * Blossom: Wait, you know Mother Nature, Mr. Conductor? I thought she was all a concept!
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I do! Sometimes Mother Nature is nice, but sometimes she gets off-kilter.
 * Jimmy: Well, it's thanks to her, Goddard and Courage have grown too stuck-up to assist us.
 * (Courage babbles to Mr. Conductor)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I understand. (to Goddard) Goddard? Could you come out of there for a minute?
 * (Goddard doesn't respond)
 * Jimmy: Aw, Gas Planet! Goddard, as my own dog and creation, PLEASE don't shun me out like this!
 * Eustace:Blah blah blah!
 * Blossom: Muriel, if you may?
 * (Muriel hits Eustace with her rolling pin again)
 * Eustace: OW! What did I do?!
 * Jimmy: Oh...well, there's gotta be something we can do! Goddard's usually never scared like this!
 * Muriel: Yes, but Courage is ALWAYS afraid, but he ALSO always puts his family before himself.
 * Blossom: And if they continue to be this stubborn, no work will be completed!
 * Mr. Conductor: You're all absolutely right. It's one thing to be scared, but being stubborn CAN lead to no work getting finished. Remember Henry? The big green engine on the Island of Sodor?
 * Blossom: Henry?
 * Jimmy: What's he have to be stubborn about? I've never heard such a story.
 * Mr. Conductor: You will in a minute! (blows whistle and "Come Out, Henry!" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Gordon Takes a Dip")
 * Blossom: Does that mean Gordon won't ever be bossy or stubborn again?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...not exactly. But I have a feeling he'll learn to be less stubborn and not boss the other engines around as much. [to Courage and Goddard (still withdrawn)] Now does that show you what being stubborn can cause, you two?
 * Courage (rapidly shaking his head "yes"): Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
 * Jimmy: Goddard? Are you paying attention?
 * (Goddard slowly emerges)
 * Jimmy: Ah, thatta boy!
 * Goddard (nervously): *bark*...
 * Jimmy: Ah, Goddard. Are you feeling alright?
 * Goddard: *licks Jimmy face*
 * Jimmy: *chuckles* Ah, that's a good boy!
 * Blossom: C'mere, boy!
 * (Goddard does the same to Blossom causing her to laugh)
 * Jimmy: Ah, good to see you out of that withdrawn state, boy.
 * Eustace: Big deal! I didn't win my money! (whines)
 * Muriel: Oh, Eustace, Jimmy and I told ya you wouldn't win, but you were stubborn enough yourself to not believe us.
 * Goddard and Courage: *whine nervously*
 * Blossom: Poor dogs. So they aren't COMPLETELY relieved. What are we to do?
 * Mr. Conductor: Is there anything I can do? I'll tell you what. Why don't I bring them to the Island of Sodor for a few days until they're fully calm again? It's just the place that they need to relieve themselves.
 * Muriel: Oh, why that sounds lovely. I'd like to come too. Eustace?
 * Eustace: Eh, phooey! Ain't goin and that's that! The hurricane ain't gonna happen anyway!
 * Blossom: You think it's a good idea, Jimmy?
 * Jimmy: If Mr. Conductor says so. I've yet to mistrust someone as wise and experienced as him! (to Goddard) How about it, boy?
 * Goddard: *excitedly barks twice*
 * (Jimmy and Blossom then look at each other)
 * Blossom: Mr. Conductor, do you think Jimmy and I could come along too?
 * Jimmy: My parents are away until Sunday and they've trusted me enough to stay by myself independently. Not to mention, NONE of my inventions have backfired ONCE since they've been away. Plus, Blossom's father and sisters can trust me to take care of her.
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't see why not. Why do you ask?
 * Blossom: Well, Jimmy and I want to know...
 * Jimmy: Is the Island of Sodor also an ideal place for a relationship to...blossom? (in unison, he looks at Blossom as she smiles and blushes)
 * Mr. Conductor: You'll know soon enough! (blows whistle and "The Island Song" begins)
 * (After song)
 * Eustace (home by himself): Stupid lottery. Stupid boy genius. Stupid Powerpuff. Stupid Muriel and those stupid dogs! What else can go wrong?!
 * (Just then the hurricane slowly approaches and grows closer and more severe)
 * Eustace: (screams at the approaching hurricance like in the Courage the Cowardly Dog episode, "King Ramses' Curse" and the episode ends with a fade to black)

Plot

 * Italian performer, Dennis Fantina has just moved into Retroville next door to Sheen. He meets the gang all of whom (except Sheen and Eddy) are fans of him and his music. They invite him to join them at Sam's Candy Bar for a meal (in which Eddy only went for that reason). Sheen, being jealous of him for his looks and voice as well as Libby falling for him, refuses to make friends. Mr. Conductor appears and Sheen tells him about Dennis. Mr. Conductor then informs Sheen how he heard of Dennis before moving to Retroville and how he looks and sounds so much like Sheen. Sheen, still jealous, refused to believe it as he believed he stole his looks and voice (but at the same time was secretly flattered a bit). Mr. Conductor then tells Sheen stories about twins and first impressions on the Island of Sodor. After the last story, Mr. Conductor convinced Sheen to go to Sam's Candy Bar and confront Dennis. At Sam's Candy Bar, a Karaoke benefit was open to raise money to replace Sam's second broken jukebox and everyone was having a good time (except a bored Eddy). Sheen confronts Dennis accusing him of stealing his friends, looks, voice and girl. Dennis tells Sheen not to be jealous and that he never meant to steal his looks, voice, friends or girl. He even compliments how much Sheen looks like him when he was young. Dennis then performs "Non Basti Tu" which helped Sheen to have a change of heart and asked him to be friends and his neighbor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) Heroes (George Carlin)
 * 3) The Tortoise and the Hare (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) The Diseasel (George Carlin)
 * 5) Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Non Basti Tù (Performed by Dennis Fantina)

Quotes

 * (Episode begins with Sheen, The Eds, Jackie, Timmy, Libby and Bubbles in Sheen's front yard)
 * Sheen: Ah, is there no better way to spend a beautiful day in Retroville than Ultra-Lord LARPING?! (Live-Action Role-Playing Game)
 * Libby: Sheen, no offense, but you're the only one dressed for LARPING. And in that Ultra-Lord helmet mask you wear all the time at that!
 * Bubbles: Yeah, it sounds fun and all, but we'd like to do something fun that we can all agree on and enjoy!
 * Eddy: Only thing that'd be fun for me would be scamming some suckers for cash! And this town is full of 'em!
 * (Suddenly, they see a moving truck and car pulling into the driveway next to Sheen's house)
 * Timmy: Hey! Someone's moving in next door to you, Sheen!
 * Ed: You lucky dog.
 * Edd: My. It certainly makes me wonder what this new neighbor is like.
 * (Then the new neighbor exited his car and approached the gang)
 * Jackie: *soft gasp* [soft tone] I know who that is!
 * Dennis: Ciao, bambini! (kids) I am Dennis Fantina. I have just moved in as you all can see. May I ask you all of your names?
 * Edd: Well, Mr. Fantina. My name is Eddward. A big fan, sir.
 * Bubbles: Hi, Dennis! I'm Bubbles, it's very nice to meet you!
 * Timmy: Timmy Turner. Total respect to you, dude!
 * Ed: Hello! I'm Charmin' Marvin! No wait, it's...(short pause)
 * Eddy: Do we have to go through this every time we have to greet someone?! Your name's ED!
 * Ed: Oh, yeah. Thank you very much (laughs goofy)
 * Eddy (bored): I'm Eddy...
 * Jackie: Hello, Mr. Fantina. I'm Jackie Evancho.
 * Dennis: Jackie Evancho! I remember first seeing you on "The Voice"! (Italian version) I've heard many of your songs and saw many of your performances! You really have come a long way since then! Congratulations!
 * Jackie: Thank you, Mr. Fantina. I've heard your music and seen your performances too!
 * (Dennis then turns his attention to Libby)
 * Dennis: And who are you? You look to be a fine young lady.
 * Libby: (heart-melting sigh) Ok, I'm more of a pop fan, but that doesn't mean I don't know you or your music! My name's Libby Folfax and You, Mr. Fantina ARE awesome! (fangirl scream)
 * (Everyone else covers their ears)
 * Eddy: AUGH! And I thought the Frog-mouth brat (referring to Sarah and the nickname he gave her in the EENE episode, "Postcards from the Ed") was a foghorn chimp! (reference to the EENE episode, "Truth or Ed")
 * (Dennis then sees Sheen pretending to fly around in his Ultra-Lord mask with his action figure)
 * Dennis: Now, who's that?
 * Edd: Oh-! Sheen! Come say hello!
 * (Sheen runs over to them)
 * Dennis: Ciao, young Sheen. I'm Dennis Fantina.
 * Sheen: (About to speak suddenly pauses at the sound of his voice, sight of his appearance and Libby swooning over him.) HMPH-! (turns and walks away)
 * Edd: Pardon us please, Mr. Fantina. Thank you.
 * Timmy: Sheen, dude! What's the matter with you?! That's THE Dennis Fantina! The guy YOU'RE now living next door to!
 * Sheen: That guy?! He's nothing, but a thieving fiend with that hair, face, nose, voice...and he's trying to steal my girlfriend!
 * Edd: Sheen, a poor self image hath he that envies his fellow men's accolades.
 * Sheen: Ok, I have no idea WHAT that means, but you all are being BRAINWASHED by this...this... MONSTER!!!!
 * Bubbles: *gasp* Sheen-! You shouldn't say mean things like that about a person! ESPECIALLY someone like Dennis Fantina.
 * Edd: I am astounded by your envious and appalling attitude toward Dennis, Sheen.
 * Timmy: Me too! Even Eddy's attitude isn't as bad as how you're acting right now!
 * Bubbles: Yeah! And that's acting like a big stinker!
 * Libby: C'mon, guys! We're going to the Candy Bar with...(dreamy tone) Dennis...
 * Eddy: Yeah, can we get there BEFORE it goes outta business!? I could eat a horse!
 * Ed: *neighs*
 * Edd: Coming, ladies and fellows!
 * (Timmy and Edd run after the gang and Bubbles zoomed after them shouting "Wait for me!" in unison)
 * Sheen: (lifts his mask) Some ultra-frends you guys are! (chucks mask to the ground and sits on his stoop)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Sheen! What's the buzz?
 * Sheen: Mr. C, you're never going to believe this! Some new guy just moved in out of nowhere next to me and he's stealing my thunder! And my looks, my voice, my friends and my girl!
 * Mr. Conductor: Stealing?! We can't have that! Call the authorities! We'll put a stop to it!
 * Sheen: Yeah! Ultra-Lord is the one that Dennis...What-his-face will answer to!
 * Mr. Conductor: Dennis? His last name wouldn't happen to be Fantina, would it?
 * Sheen: You know him?! Everything I know is a lie!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: I've never met him, but I've heard many of his songs and seen many performances from him. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you two were twins!
 * Sheen: Twins?! Mr. C, you must have been brainwashed!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, Sheen, it's just an honest opinion. Why, he even sounds like you!
 * Sheen: But we're not even brothers!
 * Mr. Conductor: Hmmm...now let me see...that means he's one part and you're another part. And if one part doesn't get along with another part...then you'll have to part! And if the two parts are apart...how can I tell you apart?!
 * Sheen: You're making my brain hurt...
 * Mr. Conductor: *sigh* Twins can be very confusing. If things keep going like this, you'll end up like Donald and Douglas and their break-up!
 * Sheen: Huh? Who are they...?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You don't know the two Scottish twins, Donald and Douglas? ...Of course you don't know Donald and Douglas! Because I haven't TOLD YOU about Donald and Douglas. ...Or was it Douglas and Donald?
 * Sheen: What could they even have done that I haven't already?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Made up for one thing or heard my story. Now where was I? Oh yes! Donald and Douglas! (blows whistle and "Twin Trouble" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Buffer Bother")
 * Mr. Conductor: Bill behaved the same way you've begun acting, Sheen. But you don't need to share jealousy or arguments with another when you can share things in common.
 * Sheen: But what do buffers have to tell me anyway?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...I don't know about buffers in this case, but for all we know, Dennis may have won what you think you've lost and that's a lot.
 * Sheen: Lost?! Never! That fiend won't get away with this injustice! Hang on, my friends! (dashes his way to the Candy Bar)
 * (At Sam's Candy Bar where Jackie had just finished singing karaoke)
 * (Everyone in Sam's Candy Bar except Eddy claps and cheers)
 * Edd: *wipes a tear* Beautiful as always, dear...
 * Eddy (in his mind; angrily): Lover boy...
 * Dennis: That Jackie Evancho is quite something. I am very happy for you, Eddward.
 * Edd: Thank you, Mr. Fantina.
 * Nick: Yo, Sam, slick idea raising money with this karaoke thing to raise extra money to replace the busted jukebox.
 * Sam: Thanks, Nick. (in his mind) *groan* That's the second one I lose! [referring to the JN TV movie, "Attack of the Twonkies"] (outloud) Luckily, I kept the ol' karaoke machine around since the 90's and ol' Neutron was able to fix it up the other day so any and every song possible is made available for karaoke, yeah! Talk about...back-up singers!
 * Ed: *laughs*
 * Edd: Humorous indeed, Sam.
 * Sam: (walks up to the Karaoke stand) Alright! Who's next, ye-yeah?!
 * Timmy: Say, Dennis, you wanna sing a song for everyone?
 * Dennis: Me? I...I don't know...
 * Bubbles: Oh, please, Dennis?! We LOVE you and your songs!
 * Libby: Sing for us, Dennis!
 * Dennis: Gee, I...
 * (Sheen barges in)
 * Sheen: I'm looking for a fiend!
 * Timmy: Well, look who decided to join us?!
 * Edd: At least tell us you're willing to offer Dennis an apology, Sheen.
 * Sheen: No way! I'm calling this Dennis....Montana out!
 * Ed: Sheen's dark side makes my armpits sweat, Eddy.
 * Eddy: What doesn't?!
 * Bubbles: No fighting please! I hate it when people try to fight!
 * Jackie: And for poor reasons at that too.
 * Libby: You said it, sister!
 * Dennis: Bambini...let me talk to him in a father-son manner.
 * Edd: Good idea, Mr. Fantina.
 * (Dennis stands up and kneels on one knee)
 * Dennis: So you are Sheen? I didn't recognize you without that purple mask.
 * Sheen: That's right! And I'm here to see your evil plans to replace me fail!
 * Dennis: (laughs) Replace you? It sounds like you're being jealous.
 * Sheen: Jealous!? ME?!
 * Dennis: You have become desirous of me for all the wrong reasons. For example, when Libby was falling for me, you would have liked her giving you that kind of attention.
 * Libby: And don't I know that!
 * Dennis: But, Sheen, understand just because I look similar to you and most of your friends are big fans of me, it doesn't mean I'm here to replace you or steal from you.
 * Sheen: ...Go on...
 * Dennis: In fact, now that I look at you without that purple mask...I see quite the resemblance between us. I looked just like you in my younger days. (in unison, he searches his wallet for a picture of his younger self) Look. (shows Sheen the picture and everyone else who [except Eddy] reacted in awe)
 * Eddy (in unison): Yeah, cute, whatever.
 * Sheen: No way! Wait...how do I know you didn't steal this picture from ME?!
 * Timmy: C'mon, Sheen! Wouldn't you recognize having the same clothes in the picture?!
 * Dennis: Furthermore, Sheen, you don't have to be jealous that I look similar to you, your Libby is wooing over me and am famous whereas you have all the time in the world of being a young child. I'm actually a bit jealous of things I wish I had done at your age that I've seen other bambini do. In fact, I've never met a bambino (child) I'd be proud to call...my long-lost younger twin brother!
 * Sheen: Wow...!
 * Edd: Mr. Fantina, would you care to sing a song for Sheen? Perhaps you'll even have another fan.
 * Libby: Yeah, and maybe it'll teach him how to actually sing. (laughs)
 * Sheen: What?! I can sing!
 * Dennis: It would be a honor to sing.
 * Timmy: Sam! We've got another Karaoke performer!
 * Dennis: I would like to perform, if I may.
 * Sam: You got it! And now, ladies and gentlmen! Dennis Fantina, who I could have sworn was one of my regular customers, Sheen having been made older again by one of Jimmy Neutron's inventions, [referring to the Jimmy Neutron episode, Grumpy Young Men] will perform for us! C'mon up here, ye-yeah!
 * (Everybody but Eddy claps and cheers as Dennis approaches to sing)
 * Dennis: Grazie, all! This one I would like to dedicate to somebody new I've met who has grown to admire me. I hope he likes it. (in unison, the beginning instrumental to "Non Basti Tu" plays)
 * (Dennis then performs "Non Basti Tu" amazing Sheen and giving him a complete, true change of heart about him)
 * (After Song; Everyone in Sam's Candy Bar [except Eddy] claps and cheers)
 * Sheen: That....was...awesome!
 * Timmy: Still think Dennis is a thief, Sheen?
 * Sheen: No way! Who gave me such a stupid idea in the first place?!
 * Timmy: (rolls his eyes)
 * Sam: Everyone, give it up for Dennis!
 * Dennis: Grazie! Grazie to you all! (Dennis returns to the gang's table)
 * Bubbles: Whoa, Dennis! You rocked the house! You are hardcore!
 * Dennis: Thank you, young Bubbles. (turns to Sheen) Sheen?
 * Sheen: Sir! Yes, Dennis, sir!?
 * Dennis: I'm glad you gave me a second chance and I want to know...will you be my friend and neighbor?
 * Sheen: I'll take that as an ultra-favor! Favor granted!
 * Dennis: I'm glad you did. Thank you, Sheen. And by the way...(in a tone of voice so only Sheen can hear) If you'd like...you and I can write a song for your Libby.
 * Sheen: (smiles confidentiality)
 * (Episode ends)

Trivia

 * Italian Performer, Dennis Fantina is a special guest star in this episode.

Plot

 * Timmy, Bart and Jimmy Neutron were all preparing for their triple date with the Powerpuff Girls and needed to look their best formal wise. So they all look for their best formal wear and Timmy tells stories about when the engines on Sodor dressed up too.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Best Dressed Engine (repeat)
 * 2) Woolly Bear
 * 3) Jack Frost (repeat)
 * 4) A Scarf for Percy
 * 5) James Goes Buzz Buzz

Song

 * Smile (Performed by R5 on Timmy's iPod)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Timmy waiting anxiously in his living room.)
 * Timmy: Where ARE they?!
 * (Then the doorbell finally rang)
 * Timmy: Finally! (opens door)
 * Jimmy: Sorry about our running late, Timmy.
 * Bart: Yeah, do you know how hard it is finding our best clothes?!
 * Timmy: Yeah, I do. Considering I've been tearing my closet apart looking for MY best wear!
 * Jimmy: Whoa! Timmy, I know you want to impress Bubbles as much as I want to impress Blossom and Bart wants to impress Buttercup, but believe me, making a mess of clothes isn't pretty. (referring to the Jimmy Neutron episode, "When Pants Attack")
 * Timmy: Sorry. Anyway, I'll get to cleaning up eventually, but dressing nice for our dates is more important right now.
 * (Scene fades to the boys trying on some of their formal wear clothing)
 * Bart: *groan* This suit makes me look fat!
 * Timmy: *straining to get formal pants on* You think that's bad?! I can't even get into these pants! *sigh* Guess I outgrew them.
 * Jimmy: (looking in the mirror in a green formal jacket) Gas planet! This won't please Blossom!
 * Bart: Our triple date night is ruined!
 * Timmy: C'mon, Bart. We'll each find our best formal wear.
 * Bart: How can you even be sure?!
 * Jimmy: Well, Bart, our expectations could look to improve.
 * Timmy: Or even un-expecations!
 * Bart: What'chu talkin' about, Tim?
 * Timmy: It's like that time with Gordon! See, the other engines were in this contest and Gordon was a jerk and ended up in the contest unexpectedly! Let me fill you both in on what I'm trying to say. (blows whistle and "Best Dressed Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After last story)
 * Bart (in a black tuxedo with a green bowtie): Whoa, momma! I bet Butter-babe'll love to see me in this!
 * Jimmy (wearing a formal red jacket with a red bowtie and black dress pants and shoes): And Blossom WILL definitely approve of my formal attire for the evening!
 * Timmy (wearing a nice jacket with tan dress pants and a white shirt): This suit'll make Bubbles TOTALLY happy!
 * (ding dong)
 * Timmy: That's gotta be the girls now!
 * (The boys all rush downstairs and Timmy opens the door)
 * Powerpuff Girls (in their best formal dresses): Hi, boys!
 * Buttercup: Bart-dude! You look awesome!
 * Bart: And you, my Butter-gal.
 * Blossom: Gosh, Jimmy, you look presentable!
 * Jimmy: Aw, thanks, Blossom. You really look beautiful yourself.
 * Blossom: *blushes*
 * Bubbles: Oh, Timmy Bear! You look SO handsome and CUTE!
 * Timmy: *blushes* Ah, thanks, Bubbly Bunny. I'm glad we'll ALL be having fun together tonight!
 * Bubbles: Oh, I'm sure we will!
 * Blossom: Well, then, c'mon!
 * (They walk out to a black limbo)
 * Timmy: Say, did the Professor rent a limbo for us?
 * (The window door slides down to reveal Morbucks' Driver, Carmichael from the PPG Christmas special, "Twas the Fight Before Christmas" and the episode, "Boy Toys" )
 * Carmichael: Quite right, Master Timmy.
 * Jimmy: Wait! Aren't you Morebucks' driver?!
 * Carmichael: Please, call me Carmichael, Master Jimmy. And secondly, no longer am I.
 * Bart: No way! You quit?!
 * Blossom: That's right, Bart. After poor Carmichael had enough of Morbucks' spoiled brat behavior, he officially quit and became a volunteer driver for driving couples or people riding solo to formal gatherings such as dates.
 * Buttercup: Yeah! It's about time Carmichael gave Princess Morbrat the ol' boot! Right on, dude!
 * Carmichael: Much appreciated, Miss Buttercup. Would you all please board the limbo?
 * (They all do so)
 * Timmy: Y'know. It's great Carmichael no longer has to put up with Morbucks.
 * Jimmy: Boy, I'll say, Timmy. It's just like how I no longer have to put up with getting into a relationship with Cindy.
 * Blossom: Right, plus you know with me, I'll NEVER find a poor excuse to argue with you.
 * Jimmy: Of course not, my sweet Cherry Blossom.
 * Bart: You said it, Jimbo. It's also thanks to Buttercup here, I FINALLY have a girlfriend who will STAY with me. ALWAYS!
 * Buttercup: And don't you forget it, Bart-man!
 * Bubbles: Let's not forget that because Trixie was a big stinker, always shunning poor Timmy away, I took him away from all those troubles!
 * Timmy: Yup. It's all 'cause of you girls we looked our HARDEST for our best clothing for the evening. All to make your girls smile and happy. And- hey, all this reminds me of a song. (reaches into his pocket for his iPod) Carmichael! Would you mind selecting one of the songs from my iPod to play in the limbo?! (tosses it to Carmichael who caught it with one hand)
 * Carmichael: Of course, Master Timmy. Just tell me which and it will be done.
 * Timmy: Fifth song from the top.
 * (Carmichael puts the iPod into the limbo's iPod player, selects the very song and "Smile" by R5 begins bringing us into a montage of The triple date.)

Plot

 * Edd and Jackie agreed to have their date at the beach on the Island of Sodor. (occurring the night after Timmy, Bart and Jimmy Neutron's triple date with the Powerpuff Girls in the previous episode; since UK and US timezones differ) Edd, being the gentleman he is, wanted everything to be perfect for Jackie since it was her birthday. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories of water-related trust and resource adventures.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Something in the Air (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Something Fishy (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) Percy's Promise (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) All At Sea (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Have You Ever Been In Love? (Performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens at sunset with Edd and Jackie alone at the beach)
 * Edd: *sighs* Sunsets are lovely things to see. Especially at a beach. Aren't they, my dear?
 * Jackie: I'm glad I was in the mood for the beach not to mention on my birthday. I also can't believe we're here...INDEPENDENTLY!
 * Edd: Indeed, my dear. When looking for the perfect place to celebrate your birthday two weeks prior, Mr. Conductor appeared on my desk at home in my room and recommended the Island of Sodor here in the United Kingdom. Afterwards, I informed my parents of my plans AND to show you the mature man I could be, I told them I'd be willing to do everything myself such as paying for our boarding passes and passports with the earnings from my job at the Krusty Krab as well as looking for transporation on the Island of Sodor. Edward and his driver were certainly kind enough to drop us off here AND be our ride back to our rental stay. Furthermore, I hope everything is perfect for you. I do my best to make you happy, my dear.
 * Jackie: You always put effort and dedication into what you set your mind to, Double-Dear. It's all ABSOLUTELY perfect.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in full adult size)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Edd! What's the buzz? And Happy Birthday, Jackie!
 * Edd (in shock): Mr. Conductor! You're full-adult size!
 * Jackie (in shock too): What a surprise, Mr. Conductor! We've never seen you in actual adult size before.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, that's just how it happens here on the Island of Sodor. Because I'm a magical human, I'm big when on The Island of Sodor and little when I'm in America.
 * Edd: Interesting...what may I ask brings you to the beach, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I thought I may catch some of this sunset. They're quite nice to see at night.
 * Edd: It was Jackie's idea to spend her birthday here at the beach. And I did my best to please her. We also have you to thank as well for recommending the beach here on the Island of Sodor, Mr. Conductor.
 * Jackie: I can always trust you AND Mr. Conductor, hun.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes. Trust is something a person has to earn to show they can be counted on and assure the person that's relying on them that they're resourceful. It's like the time with Thomas and Bertie and the tar search.
 * Edd: Would you like to hear it, Jackie?
 * Jackie: I'm always happy to hear a Thomas story.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then. Here we go! (blows whistle and "Trust Thomas" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "All At Sea")
 * Edd: *wiping a tear* Wasn't that a beautiful ending, my dear?
 * Jackie: *sniffling; tears coming from her eyes* I can only imagine how happy Duck must have felt.
 * Mr. Conductor: Duck knew he could rely on Harold the same way the man with his hurt hand could count on him. Speaking of counting, I best be going. I must rest before too late. There are tickets I must count tomorrow the following date. (disappears)
 * Edd: (in unison to his departure): Sleep well, Mr. Conductor!
 * Jackie (in unison to his departure): Bye, Mr. Conductor!
 * Edd: *begins to shake nervously, shiver, and tear up*
 * Jackie: What's wrong, sweetie? You feeling okay?
 * Edd (nervously): I-I-I mustn't tell you.
 * Jackie (worried): Why? W-W-Why not?
 * Edd (nervously): Because I-I-I am afraid.... a-a-afraid....
 * Jackie (calmly): *shushes Edd calmly* You can tell me, Edd. I promise to keep it between us, sweetie.
 * Edd (nervously): Okay, I-I-I will tell you. *nervous gulp* This morning...Eddy...
 * Jackie (calmly): What about him?
 * Edd: *gulps* Well, he said...*flashes back to what Eddy told him*
 * (Scene shows black and white footage of Eddy talking to Edd from his (Edd's) point of view as if Eddy were talking to the viewers; dramatic music playing in unison)
 * Eddy: I'm telling you to WATCH OUT, Sockhead! I'm tellin' ya! That "pretty girl" will set you up on your date and JUMP OUT AT YA, and will confess that she don't love you, and she was tricking you all along! LISTEN TO ME, EINSTEIN! Jackie don't love people with socks on their heads! She's settin' ya up, Sockhead! Jackie is a sneak and a LIAR!!! *echoes*
 * Edd (voice only): His EXACT words, not mine!!!!
 * (scene flashes us back to the episode up to date in unison)
 * Jackie (scared): *gasps in horror* No! Those are not true, Edd! I am NOT like that towards you! I am NOT a liar! Eddy is a pathological liar himself! PLEASE don't listen to him, sweetie. PLEASE don't believe every word he says. He only said that because he HATES me for loving a kind, honest, sweet boy like you, and I was "taking you away from him". Eddy is just a JEALOUS human being, and he is NEVER known for telling the truth. It's not true that I don't love you. Eddy is LYING to you. I stay true to myself, and I NEVER lie, jump at, or trick you. I can't survive without you.
 * Edd (sadly): So, Y-Y-You're not mad at me for confessing to you, T-T-Turtledove? *sad gasps*
 * Jackie (calmly): No, Edd. I am NOT mad at you, sweetie. I'm PROUD of you that you confessed your feelings for me TRULY and SINCERELY. In matter of fact, my older sister, Juliet actually hit Eddy in the face with her purse for the lies he told you. And to add to that, she told my parents the lies Eddy told about me, and they gave Eddy's dad strict warnings to never let Eddy go near me or lie about me to you again. Eddy's dad punished Eddy for a month and forbid him to be around me. My family did that for the LOVE of you, Edd and they didn't want to see you deeply emotionally upset.
 * Edd (sadly): *gasps* They did? Well that served Eddy right for lying to my face about you. Good for your brave sister Juliet and family to punish Eddy like that. He shouldn't be ALLOWED to be around you and treat you like this.
 * Jackie (kindly): That's because my WHOLE family loves you. They care enough about you to have your back when somebody like Eddy gives you melee. Because Eddy never knew about us is that the Evanchos go against the grind. *giggles*
 * Edd: *begins to shiver a little out of fear*
 * Jackie (worried): You alright, sweetie? I-I-Is Eddy's lies still bothering you?
 * Edd (sadly / calmly): Well...they remain to...linger I'm afraid. *sniffles*
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): Awwwww.... I understand, sweetie. * calmly wipes off some of Edd's tears off his face, as more came from his eyes* *shushes Edd calmly* Listen...no matter what Eddy or ANYONE says...I will NEVER stop loving you. You will ALWAYS have my love, dear.
 * Edd (sadly): R-R-Really, Jackie?
 * Jackie (calmly): *nods her head yes*
 * Edd (softly /still in tears): I trust your kind, therapeautic words, Turtledove...*sniffles* But I still can't get Eddy's lies about you out of my head. *sad gasps* They really damaged my heart really deep inside. *sobs softly and sniffles*
 * Jackie (calmly): Awwwww..... Please heal sweetie.... *shushes Edd calmly* Can I ask you something, please sweetie? It's nothing bad, I promise.
 * Edd: *looks at Jackie teary-eyed*
 * Jackie (calmly, softly, and kindly): Is it okay with you.... if you would like to rest your head on my heart for you to listen to and feel.... *puts hand on her heart*.... my heartbeat? Like you did for me when I was severely emotionally upset from the Kanker Sisters (referring to the episode, "You Hurt My Eds!")
 * Edd (in tears / softly / still sad): Really, Jackie? I mean, I-I-I-I've never been asked by a-a-any girl to do that. Are you certain? *sniffles sadly*
 * Jackie (calmly, softly, and kindly): Of course, love. And you are the only one I can trust with my heartbeat, sweetie. I don't trust anyone else.... but you. And.... I 'm doing twice the amount of favor by letting you feel it... from the SKIN. *voice cracks at the end*
 * Edd (sadly / softly / with voice breaking): R-R-R-Really, Turtledove? Right from the skin? *tears up in bittersweet tears*
 * Jackie (calmly / softly / kindly): Yes indeed, sweetheart. The warmness and softness of my skin, and the pulse of my beating heart will calm and relax your soul, and you will feel SO much better inside. How does that sound, sweetie?
 * Edd (sadly / softly / with voice breaking): That sounds WONDERFUL, Jackie. I will give it a try, because we must ALWAYS trust one another. Just like the stories Mr. Conductor told us. And okay, sweetie, I will rest my head on your heart, because I believe that your heartbeat can help me heal in both directions.
 * Jackie (calmly / softly / kindly): Thank you, sweetheart, you can now rest your head on my heart and see/hear how it feels to you. *Edd rests his head, on her heart, and rubs Edd as Edd listens to her heartbeat*
 * Edd (calmly / cheering up little by little / whispering calmly in reaction to the pulsing, while Jackie rubbed him): *in unison, Jackie's heartbeat is heard* Oh my...it's...TREMENDOUS! *happily sighs* It's actually massaging me of relief from the HORRIBLE mental wounds Eddy's caused me today AND throughout the years.... Jackie was right.... it feels warm, and comfortable... *relaxing sigh*
 * Jackie (softly / calmly / kindly): Awwwww..... *cute soft giggle* Would you like a hug from me, so you can feel my heartbeat from your cute chest, sweetie?
 * Edd (calmly / softly / relaxed / kindly): Yes, please Turtledove. You are really healing me.
 * Jackie (calmly / softly / kindly): Awwwww...... slowly opens her warm arms and hugs Edd, and Edd feels Jackie's warm heartbeat pulsing on his chest, relaxing Edd so much, and Jackie rubs his back in unison*
 * Edd (whispering / calmly/ kindly / in reaction to Jackie's heartbeat) My.... I can feel her pulse deep inside me. *comforting sigh* It feels so.... relaxing.... healing.... *sighs and sniffles in warm comfort*
 * Jackie (whispering softly / kindly / calmly): How does it feel?
 * Edd (whispering softly / calmly / kindly / about her comfortable heartbeat): I think your heartbeat is the most greatest healer you got, sweetheart. Your soothing pulses had totally relaxed, calmed, and healed me and my mental wounds. Never once in my life had I have been allowed to feel and listen to a female's heartbeat, until you came into my life. Your heartbeat is the healer of all healers, sweetheart. Bless you, Jackie.
 * Jackie (whispering softly / kindly / calmly): Awwwww..... Thank you, sweetie. You know why I did that for you?
 * Edd (whispering softly/ calmly / kindly): W-W-Why, sweetheart?
 * Jackie (calmly / softly / kindly / in a whispering way): Because I DEEPLY love you inside. *Edd tears up happily and blushes bright red, and sniffles* You were ALWAYS a kind, loyal, sweetheart to me and my family, and you ALWAYS told the truth. You were always kind to me, my family, and my pet dog, Maggie, and we all admire you for your maturity, honesty, faithfulness, loyalty, bravery, and nobleness. My family knows that I eternally love and adore you for who you are, and that you're in the SAFEST place (in unison, she puts her hand on her heart) DEEP INSIDE my kind heart. I'll die without you sweetie, and I love you so much.... *tears up, spiritually* with every beat of my heart. *voice cracks at the end*
 * Edd (tearfully / inspired): *stutters speechlessly, and sniffles happily and inspired*
 * Jackie (whispering softly / calmly / kindly): Awwwww, come here, sweetie..... *shushes him calmly while slowly putting Edd head back on Jackie's heart to hear and feel it beat again, in which it beats to the rhythm of "Have You Ever Been Love?" (in which the intro to the song begins in the background), and rubs Edd calmly in unison*
 * Jackie (singing softly / in unison to her heartbeat in the background): Have you ever been in love..... feels just like a mystery..... *proceeds into singing "Have You Ever Been In Love", then peaceful and loving animations transitions as she sings, then transitions back to Edd resting his head, tearfully happy on Jackie's heart in the last few lyrics* Have you ever been in love?..... It feels just like home.... And every time it leads me crying on my knees, I cry for it again..... *as the song ends, Jackie slowly approaches Edd's lips, and kisses him deeply, showing STRONG love and devotion for him, and the episode ends*

Trivia

 * Jackie's heartbeat is heard throughout the entire song of "Have You Ever Been In Love?".

Plot

 * Bubbles ended up stuck in what used to be Rabbit's house. Timmy, Jackie Evancho and Edd all tried pulling Bubbles free, but it was no use. Since Mr. Conductor was in the South Pole playing with his penguin friends, Timmy tells stories about when the engines and Bertie got stuck themselves. During the last story, Edd made a text to his uncle and at the end of Percy Gets It Right, the uncle who loudly pulled in appeared to be NASCAR driver #11 Denny Hamlin who managed to free Bubbles using his #11 Fedex Toyota. After Hamlin hauled Bubbles he gave the gang tickets and pit-passes to the Coca-Cola 600 the next night at the Charlotte Motor Speedway.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Down the Mine (repeat)
 * 2) Time for Trouble
 * 3) Home at Last (repeat)
 * 4) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (repeat)
 * 5) A Happy Day for Percy

Song

 * Sweet Home Alabama (Performed by Lynyrd Skynyrd; Playing on Denny Hamlin's radio)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Bubbles getting stuck in the rabbit hole)
 * Bubbles: *groans* Ungh! (in a groaning, crying way) I'm stuck!
 * Timmy: Aw Bubbles, why's this hole holding you so tight?! WHY?!!!!!
 * Edd: I suppose perhaps the hole is a tad narrow.
 * Jackie: We gotta pull her out. You both grab my back.
 * Edd: Right-O!
 * Timmy: Count me in!
 * *Jackie grabs Bubbles' arms and the 2 others hook up and tug hard*
 * Bubbles (in pain): *screams* Stop! It hurts too much!
 * *all let go*
 * Jackie: *pants* It's no use.
 * Edd: She must've gotten stuck when trying to climb out through Rabbit's hole.
 * Bubbles: *cries* I am, Double-D! *cries*
 * Jackie: Well, what are we to do, now?
 * Timmy: Well, Mr. Conductor could've helped Bubbles outta there, but he's in the South Pole with his penguin friends, and Cosmo, Poof, and Wanda have the stupid Fairy Flu again!
 * Bubbles: If they can't use their magic to free me! I'll be stuck here forever! And won't get to do things I haven't even done yet! *cries*
 * Edd: Bubbles, please calm down. I'm highly sure the steam locomotives on the Island Of Sodor have gotten themselves out of jams like this.
 * Bubbles: *sad gasps* Did they?
 * Timmy: You bet they did! Remember when Thomas was acting like a jerk to Gordon and his big ego led him to falling into a big hole?
 * Bubbles: A big hole?! Was poor little Thomas never rescued?!
 * Timmy: Not exactly, sweets. But Thomas did get carried away. *pulls out his whistle from his pocket* Good thing Mr. Conductor said I can keep my Thomas Story whistle for life. Anyway, like you, Thomas did have a big accident so hold on to your caps! (Blows whistle and "Down The Mine" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "A Happy Day for Percy")
 * Timmy: Edd, why do you have your phone out? Didn't you ever realize that it's rude to make phone calls during a story?!
 * Edd: Relax, Timmy. I texted an uncle of mine to help us. He's on his way here right now.
 * Timmy: How could he?! Bubbles is stuck like glue to this tree, if all our strength put together couldn't get her out, how's one of his uncles gonna help her. And can't at least Bertie yank her out?!
 * Jackie: But Timmy, Bertie lives far away in the U.K, I-I-I mean it was a good thought though. I-I-I mean....
 * *stock-car engine roaring towards them is heard in the distance, in unison to Jackie speaking*
 * Timmy: What's that noise?!
 * stock-car noise gets louder*
 * Bubbles: The pain! This hole is so tight and the pain won't stop! and I can't take it! *cries*
 * Denny Hamlin's #11 Fedex Toyota is spotted in the distance heading straight for them*
 * Edd: Looks like our help has finally arrived!!!!
 * Timmy: Gah! I-I-Is that Denny Hamlin?!!!!
 * [Denny Hamlin screeches to a halt, revs his racecar loudly, shuts off his engine, and climbs out from the window in his racing uniform]
 * Edd: Aaah! Uncle Denny! You're finally here I missed you so much!!!!
 * Denny Hamlin: *takes his helmet off, and Edd runs to him, glomps his stomach* Hey, you really miss me don't you, Edd? I mean you haven't seen me since Daytona.
 * Timmy: Denny Hamlin's your uncle?!!!! You haven't told me Denny Hamlin was your uncle, you lucky dog!!!!
 * Jackie: Great! Now you can help Bubbles out of this rabbit hole.
 * Denny: And that's why I'm here, Jackie. Since I parked my #11 Fedex Toyota right in front of you, I'm gonna turn this baby around. *runs to the rear of the car, lifts it, and turns it around facing the rear bumper, then Denny gets a chain from his racecar to hook up to Bubbles' stomach and his racecar* I have the chains and now I'll hook you up Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Are you crazy?! Using a racecar and chain just to pull me out?! What if it hurts as bad as the hole's been hurting me?!
 * Denny: No it won't, Bubbles. Don't you worry.
 * [after Bubbles is chained to the #11 Fedex Toyota]
 * Denny: There, you're all hooked up, Bubbles.
 * Timmy: But what are we gonna do to help?
 * Denny: You can help push Bubbles from behind. When I start my engine, you, Jackie, and Edd will start pushing.
 * Jackie: You mean your engine will be our signal to push?
 * Denny: Absolutely. Now go behind her you 3 and I'll get in my racecar.
 * Edd: Right-O!
 * Timmy: I'm in!
 * Jackie: I'm right behind you both!
 * [Edd, Timmy, and Jackie get behind Bubbles]
 * Denny: Ready you guys?!
 * All: READY!!!!
 * Denny: Great! Here we go! You know what to do back there, right?!
 * Jackie, Edd & Timmy: Right!
 * Bubbles: I don't know if I have a good feeling about this! *whimpers*
 * Denny starts his #11 Fedex Toyota with a loud roar and revs loudly*
 * Timmy (after hearing Denny's engine fire): Let's heave!!!!
 * Jackie, Edd, and Timmy push Bubbles*
 * Denny: *switches throttle to 1st gear and floors it*
 * Bubbles: It feels like I'm coming loose! But what if I don't come out all the way?! *screams*
 * Jackie (after seeing Bubbles budge): She's budging!!!!
 * Timmy: I knew it'd help her out of there! Go it, Denny!
 * Denny pulls Bubbles out of the rabbit hole and breaks it*
 * Timmy: She's out! Let's all go in front! *the 3 run to the other side of the hole where Denny stopped and shut off his engine*
 * Bubbles (in pain): I think I have a big owie, but at least I'm free! *gasps in pain*
 * Denny: *climbs out of his vehicle*
 * Timmy: At least it's better than Ed tugging her out, he'd take forever.
 * Denny: Well, *pants* we did it.
 * Bubbles (calming down a little): That sure was a scary thing to happen to me and I'm still feeling pretty sore
 * Denny: Don't worry, Bubbles. You'll soon feel alright. *pulls out 4 Coca-Cola 600 tickets and pit passes* I got these for all of you if you were all interested.
 * Timmy (excitedly): *shrieks* No way! Tickets and passes to my very first NASCAR race!!!! And it's NASCAR's longest race!!!!!
 * Bubbles (excitedly): Oh my gosh! I could faint! I'm starting to feel a whole lot better!*fan-girl squeal*
 * Jackie: Thank you so much Denny Hamlin! How we ever repay you?!
 * Denny: You can take a ride with me to the track in my #11 Fedex Toyota.
 * Jackie: I'd love too!
 * Timmy: You can sure count me in!
 * Edd: Include me as well, but I ride shotgun like always.
 * Denny: So now, y'all strapped in?
 * Timmy: We are like always.
 * Denny: Great! As Darrell Waltrip would say, let's "boogity, boogity, boogity"! *starts his #11 Fedex Toyota, plays "Sweet Home Alabama" on his radio and floors it*
 * Denny (voice only): This tune reminds me of Talladega. (end credits display, still in the song "Sweet Home Alabama"*

Trivia

 * NASCAR driver #11 Denny Hamlin guest stars in this episode.
 * Poof is mentioned despite he has never appeared in the series.
 * This is the car used by Denny Hamlin: http://www.pyramidracing.com/contents/media/2012-hamlin-office2.jpg

Plot

 * Timmy, Bubbles, Eddy, Snap, Ed, Edd, Jackie, Mr. Krabs, Spongebob, Squidward, and Patrick were at the Krusty Krab 500 at the Big River Raceway in Detroit, Michigan. #204 Mark "Charger" McCutchen (Team Fastex) and #606 Lyle "The Collector" Owens (Team REXCOR) were battling for the win in the final laps. On the final lap, Owens wrecked Charger and the Collector was in the lead. After wrecking #707 Diesel "Junker" Spitz (Team REXCOR) #808 Steve "Flyer" Sharp (Team Fastex), in the air with his nitro-boosters passed Lyle Owens and took the checkered flag. Everyone cheered except Timmy & Bubbles, who wanted Charger to win so much because they strongly idolized him. Suddenly, a fight broke out in the pits between Charger and Collector. After the fight was broken up, by the race officials (forcefully restraining and dragging the both of them away from each other), the gang were on their way to Mr. Krab's huge RV parked in the infield of the racetrack, "Charger" McCutchen was spotted by Timmy.and Bubbles. Timmy and Bubbles cheered in front of Charger and tried speaking to him, but Charger yelled at Bubbles out of his aggravation, (still furious with his rival and arch-nemisis, Lyle Owens) and made her cry. After being scolded by Timmy, Charger suddenly felt guilty for screaming at Bubbles, and he told her that he was really angry with the Collector and tried soothing her hurt feelings. Timmy also gives Mark sagacious advice with stories about rivalries on the Island Of Sodor. Charger soon invited Bubbles and Timmy to the next race at the Dimmsdale Motor Speedway (The Blubber Nuggets 500), and he got his revenge against Owens with Timmy and Bubbles in the stands watching with their parents (The Turners, the Professor and Ms. Keane). During the pre-race festivities, Joan Jett performs "Bad Repuation".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas And Bertie's Great Race (repeat)
 * 2) Pop Goes the Diesel (repeat)
 * 3) Gordon and Spencer (repeat)
 * 4) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (repeat)
 * 5) Hooray for Thomas (repeat)

Song

 * Bad Reputation (sung by Joan Jett at the Dimmsdale Motor Speedway)

Quote 1

 * (Scene opens inside the Big River Raceway during the final laps of the Krusty Krab 500)
 * (Cars roll by under the caution flag)
 * Barney Hall (MRN Radio, heard at the track): Right now we've got the 1-to-go signal by the chief-starter, and the lights just came off the pace car, and that all means that when they come around next time by, were gonna restart with just 3 laps to settle it.
 * Snap: Hot dog! I'm gettin' chills all over!!!
 * Timmy: I wonder how these final laps are gonna play out, eh Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: I really hope Charger wins this race and makes us both happy.
 * Timmy: Well, he has to watch out for Lyle Owens, toots. We all know that the Collector will do anything to destroy Charger.
 * Jackie: So I guess this one will be a nail-biter.
 * Spongebob: You bet it is, Jackie. I can even eat my own arms!!!! *eats his arms over and over again like in "Graveyard Shift"*
 * Eddy: So what if he doesn't win?! I still think Junker's gonna steal the win from them and make them both eat it!
 * Ed: Yum! Like cheese?!
 * Edd: Oh, brother!
 * Mr. Krabs: Well at least I'm happy finally sponsoring me restaurant in NASCAR, I can already find myself sweatin' money!
 * Ed: Like dollar stores?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * Patrick (struggling to open a Fizz-Cola bottle): Does somebody have a can opener?
 * Squidward: Patrick, it's just a bottle, open it yourself!
 * Patrick: I don't think I can open it, please?
 * Squidward: No!
 * Patrick: Please?
 * Squidward: No!
 * Partrick: Please?
 * Squidward: No!
 * Patrick: PLEASE?!
 * Squidward: All right, I'll open it! *scoffs* Barnacle-head.
 * Barney Hall (MRN Radio, heard at the track): Once again, the green flag's in the air and this time, we've got 3 laps to settle it.
 * (scene cuts to inside Charger's cockpit in a batle for the lead and the win)
 * Collector: *deliberately bumps Charger from behind*
 * Charger: AGH!
 * Collector (with sarcasm): Awww... did I bump you, Charger? Guess I "wasn't paying attention".
 * Charger: Get lost, Owens!
 * Collector: Actually I AM lost.... in your head that is, McCutchen!
 * Charger: Even though you've always been a pain in my head, I'm still winning this one for my teammates and fans!
 * (scene cuts to the stands right by the start/finish line)
 * Bubbles (cheering): Go, Charger! Win like you know you will!
 * Timmy (in unison to Bubbles cheering): C'mon, Mark!!!!! *the leaders and the other cars roar by them in unison*
 * (scene cuts to final lap on the backstretch)
 * Charger: You ain't taking me out this time, Collector!
 * Collector: Oh, I'll take you out, alright... *pushes button which launches an archery arrow and shoots it at Charger's left-rear tire*
 * Collector: Out of the race that is, country boy! *laughs evilly*
 * Charger (while spinning out of control): Whoa! AAAUUGHHH!!!!
 * Timmy: NOOOO!!!! Charger!!!!
 * Bubbles: Charger's crashing!!!!
 * Flyer: Out of my way, Junker! I'm winning this one for my teammates!
 * Junker: Nein! Flyer is NOT winning races! Flyer's being *veers for Flyer* JUNKED! *rams into Flyer*
 * Flyer: UNGH! Knock it off, Junker!
 * Junker: Prepare to be junked, Flyer! It is REXCOR's day to be winning! Now it'll be YOU I am junking.
 * Flyer: Not if I can help it, Junker! *pushes lever, causing him to fly*
 * Junker: *veers for Flyer and misses the #808 car of Flyer*
 * Flyer: Wild blue yonder time!
 * Junker: WHOA! *screams* * spins out of control and spanks the wall* I've had enough of seeing Flyer's rear bumper!!!! *roars*
 * Collector: Looks like I'm about to collect a first place finish!
 * (Flyer hovers over The Collector and lands in front of him on the asphalt)
 * Collector: HEY--!
 * Flyer: Sorry, Collector! This one belongs to Team Fastex! *crosses the start/finish line to win the Krusty Krab 500*
 * Mike Haugher (NASCAR Racers commentator): Flyer takes the checkered flag!!!! *crowd cheers in unison to his quotes* Steve "Flyer" Sharp wins it, after Charger and Junker were taken out of the race!

Quote 2

 * (Walking in the infield heading for Mr. Krabs' RV)
 * Snap: Wow! That was some fist-fight in the pits Owens and Charger had! Did you see that, Timmy?! Huh?!
 * Timmy: Well, I wouldn't get too excited, Snap. *he and Bubbles suddenly encounter Charger close in the distance, still fuming from his fight with The Collector*
 * Bubbles: Look, Timmy! It's Charger!
 * Timmy: Come on, Bubbles! I'm sure he'll recognize us! (In reference to "Pedal to the Ed-al")
 * Edd: Wait, he doesn't look too happy!!!!
 * Timmy: *while running with Bubbles to Charger* Yeah well, ya snooze ya lose, Eddward!!!! *both appear right in front of a fuming Charger storming towards them* Hey Charger, you did great today!
 * Bubbles: It's great to see you again, Mark--.
 * Charger: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! I HAVE NO TIME FOR SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, CAN'T I JUST GET A MOMENT OF PEACE?!!!!
 * Bubbles: Charger?! Yelled at us?! *tears up* We were just giving you a compliment! *bawls loudly*
 * Timmy (while holding a bawling Bubbles): *gasps in horror* Charger! How could you?!
 * Charger (with sudden realization): *gasps in horror* OH! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I didn't know it was YOU guys. I'm sorry, Bubbles!
 * Bubbles (in a crying tone): Leave me alone! Just go away! I thought you were nicer than that! *turns head away into Timmy's arms and continues crying*
 * Timmy: Charger, I can't believe you did that to my poor best friend! There.... there.. Bubbles.
 * Charger: I'm sorry, Bubbles. *pants sadly, feeling guilty* I really didn't mean to yell at you on purpose, little Bubbles. I-I-It's just that I was still heated from my huge scrap with the Collector. I would NEVER act this way towards my trusty fans.
 * Timmy: I totally agree with you, Mark, you usually never act this way towards racefans.
 * Charger: I think you need a hug, Bubbles. *picks Bubbles up and gives her an apology hug*
 * Collector (in the distance): Yeah, so that you can cheat on Megan "Spitfire" Fassler, country boy!
 * Charger (while hugging Bubbles): (angrily) Shut your mouth, Owens! (softly and kindly) See what I mean, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I now see what you're going through.... *sad gasps*
 * Charger (while hugging Bubbles): Yeah.... I guess I need some advice.
 * Timmy: You know, Charger. I know a couple guys who had both a race and a rivalry. And those guys' names are Thomas and Bertie.
 * Charger: I already know Thomas, but who's Bertie? Did they ever clash amongst each other?
 * Timmy: Oh, you bet they did. They once had an awesome race and Thomas even acted the same way you did at first... except they didn't brawl in the pits after the race (what Charger and Collector did earlier). Anyway, let me fill you in. (Blows whistle and "Thomas & Bertie's Great Race" begins)

Trivia

 * This is Team REXCOR's last appearance in the series.

Plot

 * Timmy, Bart, Homer, Mac, Bloo, Rudy, Snap, Ed and Eddy are at a closed Shining Time Station cleaning up for Stacy (much to the dismay of Eddy, Bart, Homer and Bloo). Timmy was also handling some spare gold dust of Mr. Conductor's, but when Ed gets a hold of it, he causes everyone and himself to shrink to Mr. Conductor's size. Mr. Conductor isn't around because he is on holiday, Stacy is at Chubby Corners, Cosmo and Wanda had to take Poof to the fairy doctor and without Edd, (who went with Billy to punch boarding passengers' train tickets), The Powerpuff Girls who were busy fighting crime in Townsvile, Jackie, who was away on a tour, Lisa or Penny (both who were collaborating on a science project), they had to figure out for themselves how to find and get to Mr. Conductor's gold dust stash. Timmy also tells stories from Sodor about Percy doing big things and getting into big situations for an engine of his small size. In the end, Ignazio Boschetto (unaware of the station being closed) suddenly comes and almost sits on them, after getting up after Ed blurting out a silly quote and Eddy confronting Ignazio about not believing that they're ghosts, Timmy sings a sample of "Il Mondo" (acapella) to lure a bewildered and confused Ignazio to notice them on the bench by the signalhouse. A clumsy Ignazio lifts Timmy to the signalhouse and grabs an extra supply of gold dust from inside the signalhouse. Timmy, using the gold dust, then turned himself and the others back to normal size.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (repeat)
 * 2) Put Upon Percy (repeat)
 * 3) Percy's Ghostly Trick (repeat)
 * 4) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (repeat)
 * 5) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (repeat)

Song

 * I'm Not Coming In Anymore

Quote 1

 * (The episode opens with an empty Shining Time Station until...)
 * Bart (with a bag of trash): *groan* Chores.
 * Homer: Is there any chore that isn't boring?!
 * (Then Ed slid by on a wet rag on the floor)
 * Ed: WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!
 * Bart: Does that answer your question, Homeboy?
 * (Mac is wiping the ticket desk when a cloud of red air freshener dust surrounded him)
 * Mac: *coughing* Quit it, Bloo!
 * Bloo: What? I'm just trying to clean.
 * Mac: Spraying air freshener isn't cleaning.
 * Bloo: Is too! I'm cleaning the air. Cleaning AND freshening.
 * Eddy: Yeah, well, find somewhere else to spray! *frustrated growl* I can't believe I let Timmy Twerper trick me into cleaning up this dump WITHOUT BEING PAID A SINGLE CENT!
 * Rudy: Hey, I don't mind cleaning up for nothing and neither does Snap. Right, Snap? Snap?
 * (Scene switches to Snap in a lawn chair in Schemer's arcade with a straw hat drinking lemonade)
 * Snap: Sure is, Bucko. Especially when you supervise like me. (slurps his lemonade)
 * Timmy: Guys, guys. Chill. Stacy promised if we do a good job, it's a pizza party for Shining Time Station!
 * Eddy: No fooling?! (Homer, in unison, shouts "Woo-hoo!") No fooling, right, twerp?
 * Timmy: Eddy, dude, You have my legitimate word. Stacy said so herself. (to himself) Now, where is the stash where I put Mr. Conductor's bag of gold dust?
 * (Ed spots the bag in Timmy's hands)
 * Ed: Ooh! Confetti! (snatches it from Timmy)
 * Timmy: Ed, wait! That isn't-
 * Ed (tossing it out of the bag): PIZZA PARTY!!! YAY!!!
 * Timmy: Oh no!
 * (The gold dust fell on everybody and in a cloud of gold dust to the sound of Mr. Conductor appearing/disappearing, they shrunk and somehow ended up on the bench, a step below the signalhouse)
 * Rudy: Whoa! What happened?
 * Eddy: How should I know? Ed's the one that- (looks at the floor below and then at Rudy) Oh no!
 * Bloo: GREAT, Ed just shrunk us!
 * Eddy: Way to go, Lumpy! Now we're never gonna get this stupid station cleaned before Stacy gets back and this station re-opens!
 * Homer: And worst of all...no pizza party!
 * Bart: Uh, dad, I think getting back to normal size first is more important than some pizza party right now.
 * Ed: I don't know what you're talking about. It was not I, right, Timmy?
 * Timmy: Actually, it WAS you, Ed. But you know, it really reminds me of when Percy's tricks were getting the bigger engines in trouble.
 * Ed: Did the green choo-choo shrink the other choo-choos?
 * Timmy: NO!
 * *all except Eddy and Bloo gasp*
 * Timmy: Sorry. What I meant to say was that Percy was playing some pretty big tricks for a small engine like him. Let me fill you all in. (Blows whistle and "Percy and the Signal" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Percy James and the Fruitful Day")
 * *Ignazio arrives and nearly sits on them*
 * *all gasp*
 * Bart: Everyone! Get outta the way!!!! *all except Ed avoid Ignazio*
 * Ed: I will defeat the giant-- *Eddy yanks Ed to safety*
 * Snap: UNGH! Watch where you're sittin' Nazzy!!!!
 * Ed: Hi, Nazz!!!!
 * Ignazio: *gets up and shrieks* Who was that?!
 * Rudy: Ignazio, it's us!
 * Ignazio: I no know where you are! Are you-a-the ghost?!
 * Eddy: No, we ain't ghosts Ignazio!
 * Ignazio: Now you sound-a-like Eddy.
 * Eddy: What are you talking about?! I'M RIGHT OVER HERE, EL MAGNIFICO!!!!
 * Ignazio: Where? Senior Ghost?!
 * Eddy: Turn around you id-- *Timmy covers Eddy's mouth shut* (muffles) --IOT! HEY LET GO!
 * Timmy: Eddy, shut your yap, you're confusing him. Let me do it. *clears throat* (singing opera) O mondo... Soltanto deso io ti guardo, nel tuo silenzio io mi perdo, e sono niente a canoto a te....
 * Ignazio: *turns around and joins in* (singing) Il mondo.... Non si e fermato mai un momento.... (with Timmy in harmony) La notte segue sempre il giorno, ed il giorno verra.... *suddenly sees the gang while singing with Timmy in harmony* 'ey, gang how you getta so small? Are you-a-the-action figures?
 * Eddy: Hey! We ain't action figures, you idiot! Lumpy shrunk us with Mr. C's golden dust, and ever since the station was still closed, no one ever showed up but you!
 * Ignazio: I no know-a-the station was closed! Why you blame-a me?!
 * Ed: Like donuts?
 * Homer: Mmmmm.... donuts.... *drools*
 * Mac: Ignazio, you need to help us get back to normal size.
 * Ignazio: How I do that-a?
 * Timmy: Easy, just lift me up one flight of steps so I can get inside the signalhouse and grab another supply of gold dust to get us back to normal, you imbecile!
 * Ignazio: I no get whatta you say, little Timothy.
 * Timmy: *frustrated growl* Just lift me to the top of the bench.
 * Ignazio: But Timothy--
 * Timmy (angrily): NOW, Ignazio!!!!
 * Ignazio: Okay, okay-a. Sheesh! *lifts Timmy onto the top of the bench right in front of the signalhouse.*
 * Timmy (annoyed): Grazie, Ignazio. (goes inside signalhouse, gets the dust from inside and turns them and himself back to normal) Ahhhh... much better.
 * Eddy: Can Lumpy shrink Ignazio next?
 * Rudy: Eddy!
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Timmy: Never mind that. Anyway, I have a song to play us out. (Blows whistle and "I'm Not Coming In Anymore" begins)

Trivia

 * Ignazio was the only one to arrive at Shining Time Station to help the gang since the station was closed and that he had no idea about it..

Plot

 * While Timmy, Bubbles, Lisa, Edd, Jackie, Eddy, Ed, Cosmo, and Wanda hunt for Easter eggs inside Timmy's house on Easter Sunday, Bubbles finds a Stradivarius violin underneath Timmy's bed, a violin from which a tree made it become extinct hundreds of years ago. Everyone (mostly Timmy) wondered how long a Stradivarius violin stood underneath his bed (Eddy didn't care a bit about the instrument). Timmy tells stories about "Easter Eggs" and discoveries on the Island Of Sodor. After the last story and Eddy went to the bathroom, Bubbles tested the antique violin out after wishing for a bow from Wanda, and it worked fine. After showing her incredible violin skills by testing out the violin (playing a sample of "Ma Dove Sei", foreshadowing the song later in the ending), Andrea Bocelli's staff contacts Jackie's iPhone on text message and asks Jackie if Bubbles could perform with Andrea, using her violin for the song "Ma Dove Sei?" ("But Where Are You?"), and Jackie on the piano. Bubbles agreed and Jackie told her that during "A Visit from Thomas" she texted Bocelli's staff to surprise Bubbles. Bubbles received a HUGE standing ovation for her duet with Andrea.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby's Discovery (repeat)
 * 2) Oliver's Find (repeat)
 * 3) Haunted Henry (repeat)
 * 4) A Visit from Thomas
 * 5) Thomas and the Search for Fergus (repeat)

Song

 * Ma Dove Sei (performed by Andrea Bocelli with Bubbles on violin at Andrea's concert inside the Dimmsdale Dimmadome)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with the gang finishing their search for Easter eggs inside Timmy's bedroom)


 * Timmy: Let's look under here guys!
 * Eddy: There?! You gotta be kiddin' me!
 * Ed: Like noodles?!
 * Bubbles: *looks underneath the bed* I found something strange guys! *goes underneath the bed and pulls out the strange object*
 * Eddy: What's Bubbles doing with a ukelele?!
 * Edd: Eddy, surely you recognize the instrument that is the violin.
 * Eddy: Don't remind me. (referring to the EENE episode, "Pain in the Ed")
 * Ed: Or me! Baby sister is so cruel!!! (referring to the same episode)
 * Edd: My... this is a STRADIVARIUS violin! This violin must've been made HUNDREDS of years ago! These types of violins cost MILLIONS of dollars.
 * Timmy: Why, Double-Dude?
 * Edd: Because the tree that made this wooden material of the instrument became extinct many years ago.
 * Ed: Like garbage bags?
 * Edd (annoyed): *short pause* Puh-lease!
 * Jackie: How long have you owned and played the violin, Timmy?
 * Timmy: I've never played the violin! This Stradi-what-cha-ma-call-it violin doesn't even belong to me!
 * Cosmo: Yeah! Timmy's is green and has a face that says really stupid things!
 * Wanda: Cosmo! That's you! And Timmy clearly said he's never played the violin!
 * Ed: Let's see for eggs in the ins-term-ment!
 * Timmy: I'm fairly sure there aren't eggs in here, Ed.
 * Lisa: But I don't get it, Timmy. Why's a violin even in your room in the first place?
 * Edd: This is quite a mystery. Surely, a cause was present for a violin to simply be lying under Timmy's bed.
 * Eddy: Forget about it! I HATE violins!
 * Wanda: Eddy, shush up!
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Timmy: Edd's right. There IS always a cause for things.
 * Jackie: Like what, Timmy?
 * Timmy: Like that time Toby discovered an "Easter Egg" of his own.
 * Eddy: Don't tell me it was another stupid violin!
 * Timmy: Nope, even better. C'mon, gang! (blows whistle and "Toby's Discovery" begins)

Trivia

 * This episode is a tribute in loving memory of world-renowned musician/conductor, Kurt Masur (1927-2015).
 * Jackie was supposed to be the special guest star in Andrea Bocelli's Easter concert, but Bubbles' recent "Easter Egg" added Bubbles as a surprise special guest.

Plot

 * World renowned pop-latino singer, composer, songwriter, and former lead singer/guitarist of Los Bukis (now a solo artist), Marco Antonio Solís came all the way from Mexico to live next door to the Turners' house after the Dinklebergs finally moved away.Timmy, Bubbles, Eddy (wasn't intrested in meeting Solís), Cosmo, Wanda, Ed, Edd, Sandy, Spongebob, Squidward (Surprisingly WAS interested) and Lisa wanted to meet the mid 50 year-old pop latino artist, but were extremely nervous to meet the Spanish-speaking Marco Antonio Solís (Solís only speaks Spanish). Mr. Conductor was still on holiday, so Timmy told stories about new arrivals on the Island Of Sodor to calm everyone (except Eddy's) nerves. Before the last story, someone knocks on Timmy's bedroom door. Timmy answered the door for the guest, and a lot to everyone's surprise, the guest was the new neighbor himself, Marco Antonio Solís. Ed, Eddy, Sandy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Spongebob couldn't speak Spanish (they confused Solís by speaking English), so Bubbles, Timmy, Edd, and Lisa spoke Spanish to Solís and interpreted for the others to let Marco Antonio Solís understand. Timmy told the last story, using Spanish subtitles for Solís, after the last story Marco Antonio Solís performed "De Mil Amores" for the gang who danced during the song, and cheered after the performance, and the episode ends while the gang cheers for Solís.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Duck Takes Charge (repeat)
 * 2) The Diseasel (repeat)
 * 3) Cranky Bugs (repeat)
 * 4) Donald and Douglas (repeat)
 * 5) The Deputation (repeat)

Song

 * De Mil Amores (Sung by Marco Antonio Solís)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside Timmy's bedroom (with company) after seeing Marco Antonio Solís' name on the mailbox instead of the Dinklebergs' name)
 * Timmy: Ummm.... Lisa, why is there a moving van next door? I thought the Dinklebergs loved it here in Dimmsdale.
 * Lisa: *gasp* That's Marco Antonio Solis! He's living here now!
 * Timmy: REALLY?!!!! I can't believe THE Marco Antonio Solis is living next door to me! His new neighbor!
 * Eddy: Who cares?! Who ever heard of some Spanish-singing guy who's never been on any cool TV channels anyway?!
 * Edd: Actually it's Pop Latino, Eddy.
 * Eddy: I don't care! All I know is we're in contact with yet another musician I've never even heard of!
 * Ed: Contact? Like the little plastic discs some people squeeze into their eyes, Eddy?
 * Eddy: Wiil you ever turn off, Ed?!
 * Ed: I forget?
 * Eddy: HMPH!
 * Sandy: I don't really get it Timmy dude. How do you know of Spanish music? Especially that guy?
 * Timmy: Uh, hello! I've seen Solís on Channel 41 last night when Bubbles came over. I was bored so she introduced me to things I might be interested in and I was totally bored by what I was seeing on TV until I heard Solís and stopped flipping the channels to watch him, and man he caught mine and Bubbles' ears. I became an instant fan and man, he is good. Plus, I really do speak Spanish myself.
 * Bubbles: I already knew Spanish before meeting Timmy and all you guys! And after hearing 3 of his songs, I began listening to more of his music! *giggles*
 * Timmy: That's because I bought you 3 albums on my MyTunes (spoof of iTunes) account for you this morning, Bubbly Bunny.
 * Bubbles: Awwww.... Timmy Bear. *kisses Timmy on the cheek and Timmy blushes bright red*
 * Cosmo: Did this guy ever perform on the cooking channel? I remember there was this French guy who cooked up a "Singing Soufflé" and I could go for a bite of that!
 * Wanda: Are you stupid, Cosmo?! He's a music star only first of all and he only speaks Spanish. I don't even speak Spanish!
 * Cosmo: Spanish? I barely speak English!
 * Wanda: *annoyed sigh*
 * Edd: Well, I'm afraid I've never heard Marco Antonio Solís before, and I-I-I'm sort of nervous to meet him.
 * Squidward: Please tell me this isn't a joke! MARCO ANTONIO SOLIS?!?! he's my idol! He could make me famous!
 * Ed: Like breadsticks?
 * Spongebob: Gosh, I hope he's as friendly in real life as he is on television.
 * Sandy: And I'm nervous to say howdy and make partners with that 54 year-old dude myself.
 * Lisa: Well I'm a tad nervous but, I want to show him Mexican music I learned on my saxophone.
 * Eddy: You mean Lisa likes this Spanish-singing guy and listens to this Pop-latte music, too?!
 * Edd: First of all, Eddy, Lisa is entitled to what interests her and don't you mean "Pop-Latino"?
 * Eddy: I don't care whatever that Pop-latte is called! Same thing! HMPH!
 * Bubbles (feeling worried and shy): What if Solís doesn't want to be friends or if he does, what if Eddy makes him want to move away too?!*sobs bashfully*
 * Timmy: Don't be silly, Bubbles. And if Solis shows, he'll show Eddy a thing or two. Remember that time Percy and Duck met and they both stood up to those bigger trains who were bossing and teasing them around?
 * Bubbles: Did Sir Topham Hatt send poor little Duck to the scrap yards?!
 * Timmy: C'mon, that's silly, Bubbles. You see, things didn't go the way Sir. Topham Hatt wanted because the big engines were teasing Duck and making him and Percy feel like crud.
 * Ed: Did Duck and Percy call on the angry 50-foot TV trays because the big choo-choos were terrorizing them, but they rampaged all over Sodor?!
 * Bubbles: *shrieks* (In a crying way) Ed, you're scaring me.... *cries*
 * Ed: Do you agree about that, little Timmy?
 * Timmy: *annoyed sigh* 3 other things, Ed. 1. I don't care about what you say, Lumpy. 2. Please stop frightening Bubbles with your monster movie junk, and 3. Sir Topham Hatt was annoyed with the big tender engines, and I need to tell Bubbles this so button your yap, Monobrow and come along. (Blows whistle and "Duck Takes Charge" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After Donald & Douglas)
 * [Someone knocks on the bedroom door]
 * Lisa: Who could that be?
 * Bubbles: Is it Sedusa disguising herself as "Ima Goodlady" again?! (remembering her own experience)
 * Timmy: Nah, it's probably Rudy. He promised he'd help me study for my Spanish test today for Monday, and Sedusa was sentenced to life in jail after robbing Townsville Hall yesterday and held without bail so don't you worry Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: *sighs in relief*
 * [Timmy opens the door and surprisingly encounters Marco Antonio Solís]
 * Timmy: Ah! Marco Antonio Solís! Ummm... como é stas? (How are you)
 * Marco Antonio Solis: 'Eh-ey, holá senior, Timmy Turner.
 * Sandy: Wait, how'd ya know Timmy?
 * Marco: Que? Mi no habla Ingles. (What? I don't speak English)
 * Bubbles: Don't worry gang, me, Lisa, Edd, and Timmy will take turns interpreting to Solís for all of you.
 * Timmy: Cause we 4 speak Spanish ourselves you all know.
 * Eddy: Aw c'mon, this interpreting stuff is for the birds! He's a quack! I'm going home-- HEY!
 * Ed: *yanks Eddy by his ankle* Don't go, Eddy! Marky wants to meet us!
 * Eddy: It's Marco, bird brain, and put me down, you idiot!
 * Ed: *drops Eddy* Sorry, Eddy. *laughs*
 * Bubbles: (in Spanish) Holá, Marco Antonio Solís. Soy Senoríta Bubbles, this is my boyfriend, Seníor Timmy Turner, this is Seníor Eddward, we call him Seníor Double-D. These are, Senior Spongebob, Seníor Squidward, Seníorita Sandy, Seníor Cosmo, Señora Wanda, Seníor Ed, and Seníor Eddy.
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Sandy: So Marco, ya touring here in Dimmsdale? When ya gonna tour in Texas?
 * Timmy interperetes for Sandy to Solís*
 * Marco speaks Spanish to Sandy*
 * Edd (interpreting for Marco to Sandy): "Well, I will be performing at the Dimmadome tomorrow, and so far, the stage is being set at this time on this very block for a free concert tonight, and I picked Timmy and Edd to join me to sing "Sigue Sin Mí". And I will be touring Texas next month.
 * Eddy: WHAT THE--? *runs to Timmy's window and sees the stage just finished being set* Now I can't get any sleep tonight, because my parents are out this weekend, and I am forced to sleep here for 2 nights inside Timmy Twerper's house!
 * Timmy (in Spanish): You know Marco, we have friends on the Island Of Sodor that would love your Pop Latino music.
 * Edd: Eddy, manners please, thank you.
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Marco: *speaks Spanish to Timmy*
 * Bubbles: (interpreting for Marco) "I've never heard of the Island Of Sodor before, but it sounds like a good place to tour."
 * Timmy: Indeed, how's about I tell you an event that happened on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Marco: *speaks Spanish to Timmy*
 * Edd: "Sure you can, Timmy. I'd love for you to introduce me to that place."
 * Eddy: How could he understand?! He doesn't even speak English!
 * Timmy: Uh, hello Eddy! I got this covered.
 * Eddy: *groans* (to himself) Timmy's so easy to amuse.
 * Timmy (In Spanish): Anyway Marco, We have friends that are talking trains and I will show you what I mean by that.(about to blow his whistle to begin "The Deputation")
 * Lisa: Timmy, wait, how is Marco Antonio Solís going to understand the story?
 * Timmy: Oh, yeah-! Cosmo, Wanda, I wish there were Spanish subtitles to translate the story for Marco.
 * (Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and make it happen)
 * Timmy: Thanks. Come along, gang! (blows whistle and "The Deputation" begins)

Trivia

 * Pop-Latino artist Marco Antonio Solís guest stars in this episode.
 * "The Deputation" has Spanish subtitles.
 * The channel 41 station that Timmy mentioned was Univision, one of the Spanish stations along with Telemundo (Channel 47)
 * This episode is in tribute in loving memory of pop-latino singer, Juan Gabriel (1950-2016).

Plot

 * Johnny 2x4 is bullied by Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney when they play boomerang with Plank. One of them throws Plank too hard and he lands on a moving truck heading for Springfield forest. Johnny along with Edd, Lisa, Timmy, Bubbles, Rudy, Sandy and Mr. Conductor follow the truck on their bikes (except Mr. Conductor who appeared through his magic) and discover that The Rich Texan is planning to cut down Springfield forest and put in a big mall in its place. Everyone was against deforestation so they tried to get him to understand all the life and animals within the forest and Mr. Conductor tells stories about nature on the Island of Sodor. After "Rusty Saves the Day", NASCAR Unlimited Series drivers, #204 Mark "Charger" McCutchen, # 808 Steve "Flyer" Sharp, # 404 Carlos "Stunts" Rey, and #101 Megan "Spitfire" Fassler arrive with Jack Fassler (Onboard Flyer), Libby Fassler (Onboard Megan, and that she is a lot into nature and saving rainforests), Miles McCutchen, (Onboard his older brother, Charger) Douglas "Duck" Dunaka (Onboard Stunts), known as Team Fastex arrive by the rainforest to inform Reverend Texan (who is a really big NASCAR fan) that NASCAR had bought the property from the city of Springfield to be an off-road track to help the rainforest, and that Doug Dimmadome knew about it beforehand. That move saved the rainforest big time.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Trouble with Trees (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) A Tale for Thomas (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) Toby and the Windmill (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) Rusty Saves the Day (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Henry's Forest (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * My Best Friend Plank

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with the gang bike riding)
 * Edd: My. It isn't often that I ride a bike. I'm giving my legs a vigorous workout.
 * Rudy: And the weather today is just awesome!
 * Timmy: You said it!
 * Johnny (voice only): Give him back!
 * Lisa: That sounded like Johnny!
 * (They find Johnny in the middle of Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney who were playing boomerang with Plank)
 * Bubbles: *gasp* Those mean bullies are tossing poor little Plank!
 * Edd: Gracious! We must assist!
 * (They enter the scene)
 * Sandy: Hey, you cowpunks! Give Plank back, if y'all know what's good for you!
 * Nelson: Make us! Over to you, Jimbo!
 * (Jimbo catches him)
 * Jimbo: Dolph! Go long! (throws him too hard and he lands on a truck in the ingoing direction and everyone ran onto separate sidewalks)
 * Kearney: So much for boomerang. Let's go pick on Apu at the Kwik-E-Mart!
 * Other bullies: Yeah! (They exit the scene)
 * Johnny: Plank!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh dear! Plank is truly in trouble!
 * Rudy: Quick, gang! Let's follow the truck.
 * (Everyone jumped on their bikes along with Johnny tagging along on Edd's bike and Mr. Conductor disappeared)
 * (They followed the truck until it led to Springfield forest)
 * Rich Texan: Howdy, partners. What brings y'all to the future sight of the new Mega Springfield Mall?!
 * Timmy: Another Springfield mall?
 * Lisa: You don't mean what I think you mean, do you?
 * Rich Texan: That's right, the Springfield Forest is having its final day and my friend, Doug Dimmadome is on his way with the deforestation crew to see that it happens!
 * Bubbles: That's horrible! What's gonna happen to the cute little animals?!
 * Rich Texan: That isn't my concern, little girl.
 * Sandy: You don't care about the little critters of nature?!
 * Edd: Mr. Texan, Forests hold many more beautiful splendors of nature than anything in an ordinary mall!
 * Rich Texan: Just you wait and see, you'll be eating your words fried well done! Yee-haw! (Shoots his guns in the air)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: They're right, actually, Mr. Texan.
 * Rich Texan: *screams* ...Who are you, Little Partner?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't be startled, Mr. Texan. Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service.
 * Johnny (In the truck): There you are, Buddy! (in unison to running to the gang) My buddy, Plank may be made from wood that was cut from trees, but I'd rather see a forest than a mall any day!
 * Texan: Nonsense, these trees are being put out of their misery!
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Mr. Texan, Trees shouldn't have to be removed from the ground unless they're old or even removed by accident.
 * Timmy: What do you mean, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, surely you remember when James came across a tree that was very old and the rain caused it to move onto his line?
 * Rudy: I don't think I heard that one, Mr. Conductor.
 * Rich Texan: Who in tarnation is this James feller?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a red engine who lives with many others on the Island of Sodor. I'll tell you about it. (blows whistle and "James and the Trouble with Trees" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Rusty Saves The Day")
 * *The 4 Team Fastex cars from "NASCAR Racers" are heard in the distance*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it looks like we've got ourselves some more help! *disappears*
 * [The 4 cars screech to a halt right beside the gang and the drivers, Jack and Libby Fassler, Douglas "Duck" Dunaka, Doug Dimmadome, and Miles McCutchen exit the vehicles]
 * Charger: WHOO! What a rush! Hey, Stunts did you go on 2 wheels to avoid a stupid traffic cone?
 * Stunts: Aw, c'mon Charger. You need to learn the true meaning of Daredevil, amigo.

Quote 3

 * (After Henry's Forest)
 * Rich Texan (with tears in his eyes): Why, that story touched me. It was...beautiful! (cries as he shoots his guns in the air)
 * Doug: Now do you know what rainforests really mean to the world?
 * Flyer: You heard the man, Texan. Now make your decision or you will face the major consequences.
 * Rich Texan: I was gonna make a lot of money....
 * Rudy: Oh no!
 * Stunts: This is not right man, this is just wrong!
 * Bubbles: He's going to change his mind.
 * Sandy: Dang gummit!
 * Edd: And after all the wonderful stories Mr. Conductor told.
 * Lisa: Goodbye, Springfield forest.
 * Rich Texan: But we can make money plenty of other ways! Let's go open a mall on an open land!
 * Doug (in unison to everyone cheering): See, what did I tell ya, Texan?
 * Rich Texan: I'll be happy to keep the trees standing as long as I get to see them NASCAR drivers gee-ter done!!!! YEE-HAW!!! *fires his 2 guns in the air*.
 * Johnny: There's nothing wrong with helping nature. (to Plank) Right, buddy?
 * Doug: Never mind the bald kid. Let's do lunch! Any suggestions, Charger?
 * Charger: How's about we take everyone out to "The Grease".
 * Duck: You mean that fast food restaurant that gave me indigestion once?! (In reference to the "NASCAR Racers" episode "Flag Bearer") No thank you!
 * Timmy: Then where CAN we eat?
 * Flyer: Well... we always hang out at the Diner (as seen on "NASCAR Racers").
 * Megan: So maybe we can all eat at the Diner where us drivers love to hang out.
 * Stunts: Yeah, and you beat me in that Air Force game there the other night eh' cumpadre? (In reference to the "NASCAR Racers" episode "Every Man For Itself")
 * Flyer: That's because I HAVE flown real jets in the air force, Carlos. I'll take Texan and Sandy onboard with me.
 * Charger: And I'm taking Bubbles and Timmy Turner, my #1 fans.
 * Bubbles (while bouncing rapidly): I'm so excited to be riding with you, Charger!
 * Timmy: We're with you, Mark! (with Bubbles in unison) Let's get charged!!!!
 * Charger: And my catchphrase never gets old. *scene cuts to the Diner (as seen on "NASCAR Racers")*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm glad that's over.
 * Edd: Likewise, Mr. Conductor. That last story especially convinced the Rich Texan.
 * Lisa: I thought the forest was truly a goner.
 * Charger: Yeah, and if that Texan didn't keep that forest, NASCAR could've sued and locked him up behind bars for vandalizing NASCAR property.
 * Johnny: You're right Mark, and if it weren't for my buddy, Plank, We wouldn't even have known about the forest being in danger. Can we get a celebration tune for Plank?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it just so happens, I have one. (blows whistle and "My Best Friend Plank" begins)

Trivia

 * Team Fastex from NASCAR Racers make their last appearance in the series in this episode informing the Rich Texan that the NASCAR Unlimited Series will be racing in the Springfield Rainforest as a fundraiser to help keep the rainforest alive.
 * The deforestation crew never arrived because Doug Dimmadome was informed by NASCAR about the rainforest purchase to become an off-road course (in reference to the "NASCAR Racers" episode "Pulp Faction").

Plot

 * After hearing the news about Mr. Crocker destroying a train bridge by deliberately unscrewing a keystone (all people were killed), Timmy enters his bedroom and sees Bubbles crying uncontrollably (for 2 days). Timmy knew that the driver of the train, was her and her sisters' uncle. He tries cheering Bubbles up with stories of when engines or people needed happiness on Sodor. Bubbles always loved New York Yankees shortstop #2 Derek Jeter because he was a great baseball player and a great man and Bubbles' now deceased Uncle always encouraged her to conquer her dream meeting him. The night prior, Timmy wrote a sweet letter to Derek Jeter on how Bubbles deeply felt about her Uncle being killed in the deliberately caused bridge accident. After the last story, Timmy's telephone rang, Bubbles answered it and Bubbles was extremely surprised to hear from the Yankees' shortstop. Derek Jeter invited her, Timmy, the Professor, Ms. Keane, Timmy's Parents, and Blossom and Buttercup to Yankee Stadium to meet him and the rest of the New York Yankees in the morning and attend Game 5 of the World Series later in the night. So they went and Bubbles FINALLY conquered her dream, meeting Derek Jeter and the New York Yankees. Bubbles was too happily shy and tearful to speak to Derek Jeter at first. It was an amazing experience for Bubbles. Bubbles thanked Timmy much more than she ever thanked him in her life for trying to get Derek Jeter and the Yankees to try and make Bubbles feel better and her family as well after the Dimmsdale Bridge Melee, by writing to Derek Jeter. The episode ends with Chuck Knoblauch scoring the Game 5 winning run and "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra, playing in the background after Knoblauch scored.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mind That Bike
 * 2) Thomas and the Special Letter
 * 3) Henry's Special Coal (repeat)
 * 4) Harvey To The Rescue (repeat)
 * 5) A New Friend for Thomas (repeat)

Song

 * New York, New York (sung by Frank Sinatra as the Yankees' winning theme)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Bubbles crying inside Timmy's room)
 * Timmy: *enters the bedroom* Awwww.... poor Bubbles. She hasn't stopped crying for 2 weeks ever since Crockpot destroyed that bridge and got rid of everyone, ESPECIALLY her uncle. *goes into the bed and rubs Bubbles' back* Awwww..... I know you and your sisters back in Townsville have been having a tough and terrible 2 weeks after what happened with Crocker. But don't worry sweets, Crocker was caught and sentenced to life in solitary confinement with a needle up his you-know-what.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I-I-I-It's not the same..... *cries* Mr. Crocker hurt me deep inside my poor heart! *hugs Timmy*
 * Timmy (camly): *gets a tissue and tries wiping Bubbles' endless tears off her face* I know how you feel about your Uncle John, but It wasn't your fault. Things die. It's part of life. It's bad to kill.... but it's NOT bad to die.
 * Bubbles: *sobs cutely*
 * Timmy: But don't worry. We all have SOULS. Souls don't die.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): What are souls? Are they ghosts?!
 * Timmy (calmly): No Bubbles, souls are spirits inside people's bodies. Our souls go to a place in the sky called Heaven when we die, and we don't suffer anymore. Just feel happy that your Uncle is in Heaven not suffering anymore.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I'll try.... *sad gasps* But it's too hard and tough for me to put a smile on my face..... *sad gasps* all because my Uncle John is gone because of Mr. Crocker. *sad gasps and cries on Timmy*
 * Timmy: Awwww..... there, there, Bubbly Bunny, I'm sure you'll feel better someday. I'm sure that mailman, Tom Tipper would feel the same way.
 * Bubbles: Did poor little Tom Tipper cry for weeks because he can't deliver anymore?!
 * Timmy: No, that's silly Bubbles. Remember when Tom left his bike hanging on Percy's train, and the small engine accidentally wailed on his bike?
 * Bubbles (in a soft crying way): *sniff, sniff* I think I do. Can you please tell me about what funny little Percy did to the poor little bike? Did Tom Tipper get fired?!
 * Timmy (calmly): Bubbles, calm down..... relax.... I'll tell you the story to try and cheer you up a little.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): I hope so.... *sniff, sniff*
 * Timmy: Okay, Bubbles. Here goes. (blows whistle and "Mind That Bike" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "A New Friend for Thomas")
 * Bubbles: That story still couldn't cheer me up. *sobs on Timmy*
 * Timmy: I'm sorry, but that's all the good and happy stories I've got.
 * *phone rings*
 * Timmy: Bubbles, um. You mind getting that? I know how sad you are, but It might be the Professor on his way to take you home.
 * Bubbles (in a crying way): T-T-That's because I'm too sad to fly. *sniff, sniff* *picks up the phone* Hello?
 * Voice on telephone: Hello, is this Bubbles Utonium?
 * Bubbles: W-W-Why yes, um, who's calling?
 * Voice on telephone: So you ARE Bubbles. You know who this is?
 * Bubbles: Who? Is this a joke? Who are you?!
 * Voice on phone: It's Derek Jeter.
 * Bubbles: OH MY!!!! D-D-Derek Jeter?! New York Yankees shortstop?! C-C-Calling me on the phone?! How did you find me on the phone?!
 * Derek Jeter (on the phone): Long story. But anyway, me and the rest of the team heard about your tragedy, which is also Dimmsdale's tragedy and for the rest of the country as well, and we are glad to try and help you cheer up. We are inviting you, your family, your boyfriend, and his familiy to the Stadium (referring to Yankee Stadium) tomorrow morning to meet us and spend time with us for the day, and we are letting you throw the ceremonial first pitch for Game 5 of the World Series tomorrow, because you will all be attending the game as well. And I have something special to give you tomorrow. I just sent a message to you and your boyfriend's parents via E-Mail so that they get the memo, so tomorrow morning, your biggest dream awaits you!
 * Bubbles: OH, BLESS YOU SO MUCH DEREK JETER!!!! Me and my Timmy bear will be there to meet you and spend the whole day with you at Yankee Stadium tomorrow!!!!
 * Derek Jeter (on the phone): And I'm also pumped up to spend the day with you, Bubbles. You're the best Powerpuff Girl in the world, and I really want you meet you myself. See you in the Bronx tomorrow.
 * Bubbles: Goodbye, Derek! Can't wait to see you tomorrow!
 * Derek Jeter (on the phone): Can't wait to see you too, Bubbles. Goodbye and feel better, Yankee-puff. *both hang up*
 * Bubbles: *faints in excitement*
 * Timmy (in his mind): I knew something like that would make a cutie-puff like her happy. *scene fades into Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, NY at 10:00 am*

Quote 3

 * [everyone enters the field level of Yankee Stadium]
 * Bubbles (to herself): Wow.... oh my! I-I-I'm all choked up ! I'm in YANKEE STADIUM! Just us and the Yankees in the stadium!
 * [Derek Jeter suddenly approaches Bubbles]
 * Derek Jeter: What's up, Bubbles? We thought we can cheer you up.
 * Bubbles (in tears, shaking happily but nervously): (gasps) I'm meeting THE Derek Jeter. *gulps* I'd explode if I could! It's such an honor, Mr. Jeter!
 * Timmy: Great to meet ya, D.J!
 * Buttercup: What up, "Jete"?!
 * Blossom: Pleasure to meet you, Captain Jeter!
 * Derek Jeter: *chuckle* Well, thanks for the greeting, and I understand Bubbles is really nervous to speak to me due to her first time meeting me, her ultimate New York Yankees idol. So I'll give her a hug to make her feel welcome.
 * Bubbles: *gasps and giggles while being hugged by Derek Jeter*
 * (Later)
 * Blossom: Wow! Spending the ENTIRE day with the NEW YORK YANKEES with our families really cheered us up!!!!
 * Bubbles: I bet Uncle John is proud of me and he's smiling at me right now for FINALLY conquering my dream meeting Derek Jeter and the Yankees!!!!
 * Timmy (in unison, gives Bubbles an autographed baseball): I even got the WHOLE Yankee team to sign a special baseball for you.
 * Bubbles: OH, THANK YOU, TIMMYKINS!!! *hugs him tightly* I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANY HAPPIER LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE!!! (in unison, rapidly jumps up and down while holding both of Timmy's shoulders) I wonder how the Yankees decided to invite us to visit for the day and watch tonight's World Series Game from the front row?!
 * Timmy: *slowly puts his hand on his heart with a cute smile*
 * Bubbles (cutely): *softly gasps*
 * Timmy (softly and calmly): I WROTE to them to help you and your family feel better after the train-bridge tragedy. I wanted to surprise you.
 * Blossom: That was so thoughtful and kind of you, Timmy, trying to comfort us inside YANKEE Stadium.
 * Buttercup: Yeah, and I got a fist pump from #24 Tino Martinez, and a guitar from #51 Bernie Williams, all thanks to you, Tim!
 * Professor: It was very touching and heart-warming of you to try and comfort us this way.
 * Bubbles: Ooh! Professor, can we ALL give Timmy a group hug?! PLEASE join in?!
 * Professor: Certainly Bubbles.
 * [all hug Timmy]
 * Buttercup (happily / while in the group hug): You can hang out with our sister (referring to Bubbles) anytime you want, Turnbine.

Trivia

 * The New York Yankees (mostly the Yankees shortstop #2 Derek Jeter) guest star in this episode.
 * This episode is a tribute in loving memories of New York Yankees legend, Yogi Berra (1925-2015), and Frank Sinatra Jr (1944-2016).

Plot

 * Edd's uncle in NHL Hockey (principal owner of the New York Islanders) offers Edd and company a week of New York Islanders Hockey Traning Camp so they may play someday in NHL for the New York Islanders. Timmy was excited to be playing a favorite sport of his along with Ed, Kevin, Rudy, Buttercup and many more of the regular characters. Edd, however, preferred to play coach and Bubbles and Eduardo were afraid to play, but persevered anyway. Edd trains the two alongside the others and Mr. Conductor tells stories from Sodor about the engines and Toad trying things they've never done before or don't usually try. After the last story, while the gang warmed up, they met the professional NHL hockey stars and played a friendly game set to XE3 (Whethan Turn) by Missingno.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Better View for Gordon (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) A Proud Day for James (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Gordon Takes a Tumble (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin (repeat)

Song

 * XE3 [Whethan Turn] (Composed by Missingno)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Edd doing his usual activities in his room.)
 * (Edd reads a book then afterwards went over to his ant farm.)
 * Edd: Oh, I like what you've done with that tunnel.
 * (Then Edd's phone went off and he picked up.)
 * Edd: Hello?
 * (chattering heard on the other line)
 * Edd: Oh, dearest Uncle Charles! (Charles chatters on the phone) Uh-huh, (chattering continues) Really?! NHL Hockey Training Camp?! (chattering again) Yes, I'm sure my fellows and our friends would love to as well! I should caution you, it will be a big party! (chattering) Yes, right-o! (chattering) We'll see you then!
 * (Edd hangs up, then he picked up again and called and e-mailed everyone.)
 * (One week later)
 * (An overview of the Barclays Center is shown where our heroes were entering.)
 * Timmy: Man, Edd, you are so lucky to be nephew to the Principal Owner of the New York Islanders!
 * Edd: Thank you, Timmy. At first, I'd just watch and see for my Uncle Charles, but after a while, I became wildly interested in the sport.
 * Jackie: I'm proud I'm dating someone who's nephew to people in NASCAR AND NHL hockey!
 * Edd: As well as I'm dating a well-renowned musician. (the two kiss)
 * Eddy (in his mind): Stupid mush...
 * Sheen: (inhales through his nose then exhales out his mouth) I love the smell of ice rinks in the morning! Make way for an Ultra-Hockey star!
 * Carl: Sure hope I'll be safe of injuries.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Ah, no worries, Carl. With my latest invention, "Immune spray", you can spray this on your body, and it will provide a temporary invisible layer that will penetrate any physical pain. So should the puck hit you, it won't even hurt the slightest.
 * Lisa: That's very ingenious, Jimmy.
 * Bart: Yeah, maybe you should loan a twelve-pack to Milhouse! (laughs)
 * Spongebob: *gasps* Bartholomew! Have some sympathy!
 * Bart: Relax, dude. I ain't like Nelson or his overgrown goons.
 * Mac: Or Terrence. And he's not so tough himself at times.
 * (Then, everyone entered the Barclays Center and looked in awe.)
 * Eddy: Wait'll you guys see me out on the ice! I'm gonna be the best cut of meat player in the arena!
 * Buttercup: After me, that is!
 * Kevin: Yo, normally I'd say "Kiss your dreams good-bye, losers", but any of us have a chance playing for the Islanders!
 * Snap: That's the sportsmanship, Buck-o!
 * Sarah: We're gonna play our best, aren't we, Jimmy?!
 * Jimmy: I sure hope, Sarah. (in unison, Mr. Conductor appears on Jimmy's hockey stick)
 * (Then as Jimmy turned around, Mr. Conductor dropped to the ground)
 * Mr. Conductor: WHOOOOOA!
 * (Lands to the floor with a grunt.)
 * Eduardo: Senior Conductor! Are you ok?!
 * Jimmy: Oops! Sorry, Mr. Conductor. I didn't see you on my hockey stick.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, that's all right, Jimmy. Yes, Eduardo, I'm as right as rain. I landed like a soft-popped fly you might say.
 * Rudy: What are you doing here, Mr. Conductor? I don't think you're the right size for hockey.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're right, Rudy. But Edd wanted me to come if you guys need any advice.
 * Bubbles: I'm a little scared, Mr. Conductor.
 * Blossom: It's ok, Bubbles. Remember, Jimmy can loan you his immune spray.
 * Bubbles: Yeah, but I hear there's a rival team here training to join the St. Louis Blues... coached by that evil meanie, Garner Rexton!
 * Chicken: Garner Rexton?! Owner of Team REXCOR?!
 * Penny: Apparently, he has a second job coaching the St. Louis Blues, AND owns Team REXCOR at the same time, because NHL is played mostly during NASCAR's offseason (referring to NASCAR being run from February - November, and Hockey being run from October - June)
 * Bloo: No matter! I, Blooregard Q. Kazoo will lead our team to victory and crush the- (sudden realization) Augh! I can't believe I'm playing against a team using MY name!
 * Timmy: Uh, Bloo, they USED that name ever since the 1970's! Garner TOOK OVER the St. Louis Blues NHL team only to make our enemies go against us!
 * Eduardo (suddenly shaking nervously): I es suddenly how you say? Muy muy scared.
 * Mr. Conductor: You'll all do fine. Things you've never done or don't usually do aren't as bad as you might think. Gordon knows what I'm talking about. Let me show you what I mean. (blows whistle and "A Better View for Gordon" begins)

Trivia

 * This episode foreshadows the pads, New York Islanders Fantasy Crossover Edition Wiki (http://new-york-islanders-fantasy-crossover-edition.wikia.com/wiki/New_York_Islanders_vs._St._Louis_Blues_Fantasy_Crossover_Edition) and NY Islanders VS St. Blues Fantasy Edition wiki (http://ny-islanders-vs-st-blues-playoffs-fantasy-edition.wikia.com/wiki/NY_Islanders_vs%2C_St._Blues_Playoffs_Fantasy_Edition)
 * NHL New York Islanders players #91 John Tavares, #21 Kyle Okyposo, #51 Franz Nielsen, and NHL New York Rangers goalie, #30 Hendrik Lundqvist guest star in this episode, along with a few NHL referees & linesman referees.
 * This is the music that will play as the recruits for the New York Islanders and professional NHL Hockey Stars play each other. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aKUAUncZY8

Plot

 * Timmy, Bubbles, Buttercup, The Eds, Bart, Lisa, The Chalkzone Gang, Mac, Bloo, Jackie and Chicken attend a New York Mets game inside Citi Field (home of the Mew York Mets) sitting at lower first base side. (Game 1 of the NLDS vs. the Philadelphia Phillies) The Mets and the Phillies were tied 3-3 in the bottom of the ninth inning with no one on base and 1 out. #5 David Wright (Mets) tried running out a chopper to 2nd base, which was fielded by Phillies 2nd baseman, #26 Chase Utley. #5 David Wright was called OUT at first when he was REALLY safe. Wright protested the call and confronted 1st base umpire, Darryl Cousins and got tossed for arguing with an umpire. NY Mets manager, Cookie Rojas (former Mets manager) also got ejected as he was mouthing Darryl Cousins off using vulgarity (inaudible in episode) and aggressively pushed him (as he did in the 1999 NLCS). #31 Mike Piazza (retired Mets catcher) hit a walk-off home run to win the game. The gang waited for the crowd to leave to avoid traffic. While exiting the stadium, they run into Mets 3rd baseman #5 David Wright and Cookie Rojas. They tried talking the Mets' 3rd baseman and manager out of their dilemmas with the bad call at 1st base. Timmy also assists Wright by telling stories about confrontations on Sodor. After that, #5 David Wright became great friends with the gang, and they decided to buy season tickets to the Mets every single year to see their new friend.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel Does It Again (repeat)
 * 2) A Cow on the Line (repeat)
 * 3) Bulls' Eyes (repeat)
 * 4) Middle Engine (repeat)
 * 5) Jack Owns Up (repeat)

Song

 * Meet The Mets (NY Mets Theme Song / played on Timmy's phone)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside Citi Field with the gang watching the game)
 * Timmy: This is the most exciting game of the whole year. This is the playoffs, baby!!!!
 * Bubbles: I'm glad we chose this for our date spot tonight, Timmy.
 * Timmy: It would be a date if a bunch of our friends didn't tag along!
 * Edd: Never you mind us, Timmy and Bubbles.
 * Jackie: Yeah. Edd and I don't mind company for a change.
 * Penny: Yes. You two are welcome to treat today as though it were one of your usual dates.
 * Snap: As long as you keep the mushy stuff separate!
 * Rudy: SNAP! Well, I don't blame you for getting grossed out, but better them than my parents.
 * Ed: I love Phillys! Especially on bread with LOTS OF CHEESE AND ONIONS!!!!
 * Eddy: No, not the food type, you idiot! The Phillies are a team, Frankenstein!
 * Ed: Says yooouu.
 * Eddy: Just watch the game, Lumpy!
 * Bart: Enjoying the game, Butter-babe?
 * Buttercup: So far, I'm loving it, Bartman! *kisses Bart on the cheek and Bart blushes*
 * (scene fades into the 9th inning)
 * Mets P.A Announcer: Now batting for the Mets, 3rd baseman, #5, David Wright. *crowd cheers*
 * Timmy: C'mon, Wright!!!! HIT ONE OUTTA THE PARK!!!!
 * Lisa: We're rootin' for ya, Dave!!!
 * (later in the pitch count)
 * John Miller (ESPN): The 2-2 pitch *crack!* is a chopper to 2nd, gonna be a tough play for Chase Utley! Utley fields to 1st and the throw.... *crowd gasps angrily and boos loudly* GETS HIM!!!! David Wright is out at first and he is NOT liking the call! *scene cuts to the stands*
 * (Crowd boos loudly in unison)
 * Eddy: COME ON!!!! HE WAS IN THERE!!!!
 * Bart: ARE YOU BLIND, UMP?!!!!
 * Timmy: *sees David Wright getting ejected from the game* AH MAN, WRIGHT GOT EJECTED!!!! BOOOOO!!!!!!
 * Mac and Bloo: *boos*
 * [scene cuts to ESPN telecast]
 * John Miller (ESPN): And Wright has been tossed! And look at Cookie Rojas, he gets tossed as well!!!!
 * Joe Morgan (ESPN): He doesn't look too happy. I can see it through his sunglasses (despite it being a night game) he didn't like that call at all--.
 * John Miller (ESPN / after seeing Cookie Rojas shoving the umpire): WHOA! Look at Cookie Rojas, he just shoved umpire, Darryl Cousins! *scene cuts to the stands*
 * Timmy (crowd suddenly cheers in unison to Cookie Rojas shoving the umpire): WHOA!
 * Bart (in unison to the crowd cheering): YEAH!!!! GET HIM, ROJAS!!!! SHOW HIM UP!!!!
 * Bubbles (in unison to the crowd cheering / in a crying way): *gasps in an "eeking" way* (hugs Timmy) I can't look! Tell me when it's over! I hate it when players argue and fight *cries on Timmy*
 * Timmy (while hugging poor scared Bubbles): Don't worry, Bubs, I got'cha. *nuzzles Bubbles' cheek to sooth her and calm her down*
 * Joe Morgan (ESPN): Man, Rojas is all fired up! If it was the regular season, he would've been suspended 20 games for that! He and Wright didn't like the call, especially the Mets fans, they are enraged right now. *scene cuts back to the field where #31 Mike Piazza is introduced*
 * Bubbles: How could David Wright be out at first and thrown out of the game?! *tears up and lips quiver* He-he homered in the first inning! *cries* Now we won't win!!!!
 * Snap: Yeah, and Cookie Rojas was thrown out of the game, too--!
 * Timmy: Snap, don't push it!
 * Snap: HMPH! *mutters underneath his breath*
 * Timmy: Awwww.... don't cry over spilled milk, Bubbles. We still got #31 Mike Piazza to help us win, after all he IS the Mets!!!!! C'MON MIKEY!!!!!
 * John Miller (ESPN) Mike Piazza will come to the plate with 2 outs and no one on base. Jonathan Papelbon for the Philadelphia Phillies is at the belt, and deals... there's a strike and the count 0-1.
 * Bubbles: Oh no! 1 strike!
 * Timmy: Relax Bubbles, it's only 1 strike and we're in a tie game in the 9th inning.
 * Rudy: HIT THE BALL ALREADY!!!!
 * Eddy (in unison to Rudy): C'MON!!!! MY NOSE RUNS FASTER!!!!
 * Edd: CONSISTENCY IS THE KEY, PIAZZA!!!!
 * Chicken: Hit a homer, dude!
 * Bubbles (shivering): PLEASE.... we NEED to win--!
 * Mike Piazza: *crack!*
 * (crowd roars loudly in unison)
 * Bubbles: *screams excitedly*
 * Timmy: *in unison to Bubbles screaming* AAAAAHHHH!!!!! C'MON!!!! GET OUT!!!! GET OUT!!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!!! *cheers loudly with Bubbles and the crowd (jumping up and down in unison) and hugs an excited Bubbles tightly and lifts her in a hugging way*
 * John Miller (ESPN): Piazza drives it to deep left field! Forget about it, that one is headed for New Jersey!!!! HIGH into the Party City seats! The New York Mets win Game 1 of the NLDS after a walk-off homer by Mike Piazza!!!!
 * (Later / exiting Citi Field)
 * Timmy: That was some playoff game, huh gang?
 * Edd: Indeed I agree, Timmy.
 * Bart *suddenly spots #5 David Wright and Cookie Rojas* *gasps* Oh my, God, D-D-David Wright and Cookie Rojas! We gotta meet them! *runs to them*
 * Buttercup: You heard the Bart man, c'mon gang!
 * [Buttercup and the rest follow Bart to David Wright and Cookie Rojas]
 * Buttercup: Hi, Dave! Whattup?
 * David Wright (astonished): What?! B-B-Buttercup?! What are you doing here?
 * Timmy: Wait, how do you know her name?
 * David Wright: Buttercup saved me from being mugged by Professor Calamitous the other day. That's how I know her.
 * Bubbles: I was TRULY scared and frightened when you and Cookie Rojas got ejected and and had a huge argument! *tears up and gasps sadly* I even cried at the ballgame! *cries*
 * Timmy: *hugs Bubbles to calm her down and sooth her* There, there, Bubs. Any way you can try and comfort Bubbles, guys?
 * Cookie Rojas: Of course. (to Bubbles) Don't feel bad, Bubbles. That's how us MLB baseball managers protest calls and excite the crowd.
 * Ed: Like peanuts and cracker Jacks?
 * Edd: Ed, hush.
 * Ed: *sad groan*
 * David Wright: Trust me, Bubbles. Umpires can sometimes give you the wrong call and impression in the Major Leagues.
 * Cookie Rojas: In other words, MLB umpires aren't always right.
 * Bubbles (feeling a little better): Oh, it lights my heart to hear that.
 * Timmy: Thank you so much for soothing poor Bubbles' hurt feelings and giving her important advice, guys. And to repay the both of you, I can give YOU both advice.
 * David Wright: What kind of advice?
 * Timmy: Advice from my train friends on the Island Of Sodor. They also have controversy.
 * David Wright: Train friends? What are you talking about?
 * Penny: We have friends on a British Island that are steam locomotives.
 * Timmy: Penny has a point. We do have train friends that talk. Anyway, about controversy. Our friends, Duck and Percy were arguing to their boss, Sir Topham Hatt on why that that big jerk of a bully, Diesel was brought back to the Island after he lied about Duck on his previous visit. Unfortunately, like you and Cookie Rojas, their argument was no good.
 * Cookie Rojas: Then what happened to Duck and Percy?
 * Timmy: I was just about to fill you in. Come along, gang! (blows whistle and "Diesel Does It Again" begins)

Trivia

 * New York Mets 3rd baseman #5 David Wright guest stars as the main character in this episode.
 * This episode is a tribute in loving memory of MLB pitchers, Jose Fernandez (1992-2016), and Roy Halladay (1977-2017).

Plot

 * Timmy Turner hosts a Thanksgiving dinner inside Shining Time Station (since Mr. Conductor is with the Boomers & Hobos for Thanksgiving) and invites ALL of the gang including Homer and Marge. World renowned vocalist, Josh Groban also was invited (suggested to Timmy by Jackie) while Ed, Eddy, Edd, Jackie, Timmy, Bubbles, Cosmo and Wanda were preparing for the special evening (before the guests came), Eddy grumbles about Thanksgiving, Timmy and the gang try to get him to realize about what Thanksgiving is all about. Timmy also tells stories about holidays, events and special guests on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Meets the Queen (repeat)
 * 2) Gordon and the Gremlin (repeat)
 * 3) Baa!
 * 4) Not So Hasty Cakes (repeat)
 * 5) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure (repeat)

Song

 * Thankful (Sung by Josh Groban)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with an empty Shining Time Station while the sound of a train pulling out was heard outside.)
 * (Then Timmy came out from behind the ticket desk.)
 * Timmy: Whew! With Mr. Conductor spending Thanksgiving with the Boomers and the Hobos, I've been put in charge of the Thanksgiving party. Luckily, Cosmo, Wanda and a bunch of my good friends are giving me a hand.
 * (Then Ed, Edd and Eddy entered.)
 * Edd (carrying folding chairs while sweating): It's...a...pleasure...T-Timmy...
 * (Sets the chairs down against the ticket desk.)
 * Edd: Phew!
 * Ed (carrying tables): Private Do-not-enter awaiting orders, chief!
 * Eddy: Snore!
 * Timmy: Whoa! Ed, your strength is like...totally unearthly!
 * Ed: I'm an alien from outer space?!
 * Timmy: Whoa! Ed, if you're gonna freak out, at least set the tables down first.
 * Edd: Please, let me do that.
 * (Then a stuffed [plush] turkey from behind the entrance appeared)
 * Bubbles (voice only): Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!
 * Bubbles (with a pilgrim hat): Happy Thanksgiving! I'm Tom Turkey's little helper!
 * Jackie (entering): Aw, that's so cute, Bubbles.
 * (Just then a green turkey appeared next to Bubbles)
 * Green Turkey: (gobbles)
 * Bubbles: EEEEEK!
 * Green Turkey: Don't be scared.
 * (poof!)
 * Cosmo: It's only me! (laughs)
 * Wanda: Cosmo, I told you no funny or stupid business today!
 * Jackie: That's right. We're here to prepare for Thanksgiving.
 * Timmy: Jackie! Is HE here?!
 * Eddy: Who's here?! A hired pilgrim actor?!
 * Edd: Better, Eddy.
 * (Then Josh Groban entered)
 * Timmy, Edd and Bubbles: Josh Groban!
 * Bubbles: I've met you before! (in reference to the episode "Fraidy Cats!")
 * Josh: It's a pleasure to be here. It's nice to spend Thanksgiving with some of my fans.
 * Edd: We're flattered, sir. But, surely your family wants you to spend Thanksgiving with you more than us.
 * Josh: My family's important to me just as anyone else close to me in my life. There's always next year and I understood Timmy and Bubbles here wanted me especially after my friend, Jackie suggested me. I couldn't disappoint loyal fans such as them. And I can tell you must be a fan of my music too...?
 * Edd: Eddward, sir. But you may call me Double-d.
 * Josh: Thanks.
 * Ed: Do you like buttered toast, Mr. Grover?
 * Eddy: I'm no fan of this guy, but his last name's Groban, stupid.
 * Bubbles: Josh, these are two of our many friends, You already met Ed and this is Eddy. (whispers to Josh) Look out for him though. He's usually a little cranky.
 * Josh: No problem.
 * Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
 * Wanda: I'm Wanda!
 * Cosmo and Wanda: And weeee'rrre...-!
 * Timmy: My fairy godparents. Normally, a kid with fairies would get them taken away if others found out, but luckily Mr. Conductor who's the Chairman Of The Board of Fairy World is the boss of Jorgen Von Strangle, the toughest fairy in the universe and C.O.O of Fairy World and will fire the brute if he takes them away from me. Anyway, It was the least he could do after I volunteered to work here at Shining Time Station while he and his cousin weren't.
 * Josh: And where is he?
 * Edd: He's spending this year with the boomers and the hobos. So Timmy was put in charge of decorating for a Thanksgiving celebration which we are assisting him in.
 * Wanda: Less talk, more prep! We have a BIG party coming! And luckily, Cosmo and I are here to conjure up enough food for the entire party!
 * Eddy: Hey! If you can conjure up food...we can make big cash selling food to the slowpokes who missed out on turkeys! It's shear genius!
 * Bubbles: But, Eddy, selling food for money? That isn't the spirit of Thanksgiving.
 * Eddy: Who cares?! Thanksgiving's for chumps!
 * Cosmo: Chimps?! I didn't know they celebrated Thanksgiving. (turns himself into a chimp and started doing "The Monkey")
 * Edd: Eddy, Thanksgiving's a time to gather with the people we're blessed and be thankful for everything we have.
 * Eddy: I'd be thankful if you all were on board with my idea! But I guess I got nothing to be thankful for! (flips over a table and runs out of the station.)
 * Edd: Eddy! Come back!
 * Bubbles: That table flip scared me! Eddy's a Thanksgiving scrooge! *cries*
 * (Timmy comforts her.)
 * Jackie: Don't let Eddy ruin Thanksgiving for you, Bubbles.
 * Ed: Tom Turkey sees all! A burnt turkey for naughty Eddy!
 * Timmy: For once, I agree with one of your stupid sayings, Ed. Eddy as usually is only thinking of himself. And his ego's showing just as much as Henry's did once.
 * Bubbles: *soft gasp* Did Henry ruin Thanksgiving too?
 * Timmy: No, that's silly, Bubbly Bunny. See, Henry was acting a bit like a snob and soon found himself red in his face! Or in this case, white on his boiler!. Let me fill you all in on what I'm trying to say. (blows whistle and "Thomas Meets the Queen" begins)

Quote 2

 * (scene fades into the dinner while people were saying grace)
 * Timmy: And we give thanks to our God for giving us food, strength, family, friends, and mostly, us.
 * Eddy: *groans* This stinks! Can we just eat already?!
 * Jimmy Neutron: Eddy, we suggest that you don't interrupt our grace to God.
 * Josh: Jimmy's right, Eddy. We kept telling you, even before the rest came to dinner, *in unison, intro to "Thankful" begins* that Thanksgiving is the holiday to really think of what we are really Thankful for. *performs "Thankful"*
 * (After "Thankful")
 * Eddy: *tears up during song*
 * Snap: So, Bucko? What do you have to say about Thanksgiving now?
 * Mac (to himself): Hopefully, the message got through to him better than it ever could on Bloo.
 * Eddy: You know, that song really spoke to me. I was a big...[to himself] gonna have to wash my mouth out with soap for this...[out loud] dork for thinking only about myself at a time like Thanksgiving.
 * Chicken: Wow. This is a side of Eddy I never knew.
 * Lisa: Aw, well, we're glad to see your change of heart, Eddy.
 * Edd: I'm proud of you, Eddy.
 * Bloo: There, he's full of Thanksgiving spirit. Now what about our supper?!
 * Timmy: Bloo! Hold your horses.
 * Ed: Silly, Timmy. There are no horses here.
 * Bart: It's an expression, lummox.
 * Eddy: I swear! I'm going to remember this day to remind me why Thanksgiving is important and should be given attention!
 * Blossom: That's the spirit, Eddy!
 * Buttercup (while giving him a noogie): Yeah...nice words.
 * Marge: Isn't that a sweet moment, Homer? HOMER!
 * Homer (while stuffing his face with turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes): What?
 * (Everyone laughed and proceeded to eating.)
 * (Episode ends)

Trivia

 * World renowned vocalist, Josh Groban guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Squidward, Eddy, Ed, Snap and Chicken spend the night sleeping outside in two separate tents, but the 2014 Formula 1 drivers were qualifying their open-wheel cars on the new street-track many blocks away in the distance for the Peach Creek Grand Prix the next evening, giving the gang a hard time sleeping. The screaming of the F1 engines in the distance echoed around the cul-de-sac and annoyed Squidward and Eddy. Mr. Conductor, who was spending the night with them as well tells them stories about noise on the Island of Sodor. In the end, F1 qualifying had ended, the noise stopped, Chicken (who he and Snap had tickets for the event) received a text message from the F1 app that Lewis Hamiltion (UK) was on pole position for the grand prix. However, after Mr. Conductor, Eddy, Squidward and Ed (who fell asleep after the last story and Eddy and Squidward had to carry him out.) left, Schemer barges in because he couldn't fall asleep. Chicken assists by playing Deborah's theme from "Once Upon a Time in America" on his iphone and all were able to sleep.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Whistles and Sneezes (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Edward's Brass Band (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) The Fogman (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Faulty Whistles (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Deborah's Theme (composed by Ennio Morricone)

Quote 1

 * *hearing the F1 cars screaming in the distance*
 * Squidward (annoyed): Uggghhh.... I can't take this buzzing anymore.... can they at least lower the volume please?!
 * Eddy: *growls* I can't take this stupid noise! It sounds like a huge swarm of angry mosquitos!
 * Snap: Mosquitos don't even buzz that loud especially in a huge swarm!
 * Eddy: Same thing! HMPH!
 * Ed: Hey, let's make a pie and hit me with it!
 * Squidward: Why did Snap and Chicken even decide to camp out by a hornet's nest anyway?! HMPH!
 * Chicken: Don't youse worry, guys, I'm keeping track of the qualifying session on my phone using my F1 Premium app, because me and Snap are gettin' up early tomorrow to enjoy the sights and sounds and meet the F1 drivers before the evening's Grand Prix cause after all, we do have tickets and pit-passes.
 * Snap: Yeah you heard the bird, that's why me and Chicken decided to camp out.
 * Chicken: Unfortunately youse guys barged in, joined us and crashed this party by complaining about the noise of the F1 qualifying session.
 * Eddy: First of all, I don't care what you say about F1, Chicken. Second of all, I can't believe they renovated and widened all the roads and intersections in Peach Creek, made more stupid highways and built a stupid gigantic garage, walls, barriers, and lousy grandstands that I would call "Section Snoresville"! I hope F1 moves this stupid track somewhere else in Peach Creek so that I can get a huge chunk of beauty sleep. All I want to do is sleep here and not have puny squirts of racecars I'm no fan of buzz around in the distance! HMPH!
 * Chicken: Aw, get a grip, Eddy! First of all, the walls and barriers are only temporary 'cuz starting every year they gonna have the Peach Creek Grand Prix, second of all, I'm keeping track of the qualifying session on my phone for YOUSE so that youse could quit whining and go to sleep, and third of all, the Candy Store where youse and your other Eds buy jawbreakers is part of the street-course comin' off Turn 19, a right-hander.
 * Eddy: Great! I have 75 cents which is enough for 3 jawbreakers, but now I can't even get to the candy store this weekend because stupid puny F1 cars are gonna get in my way and flatten me like a stupid pancake!
 * Ed: Can I put syrup on mine?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed. *puts pillow on his head, still hearing the cars*
 * (Mr. Conductor in his racecar pajamas appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well that sound of F1 cars is music to my ears!
 * Eddy (in his pillow): Not mine! They sound like trapped cats and angry mosquitoes!
 * Squidward: Yeah, and I thought Spongebob and Patrick were annoying! I am GLAD I'm spending the night here MILES AWAY from those two barnacle-heads! They're having a sleepover and knowing them, their loud-enough laughing would have driven me nuts!!!! But the sound of those racecars is giving me a headache! I can't even get my eight hours of beauty sleep!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well at least this noise is the noise of competition. After all, it wasn't a noise of competition when Gordon insulted Henry and had a bad outcome.
 * Ed: Did the big choo-choo fall into a ditch of gravy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Not exactly, Ed. But Gordon did create a lot of noise. Let me tell you all about it. (Blows whistle and "Whistles & Sneezes" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Faulty Whistles")
 * Chicken: Hey, youse guys! Qualifyin's finally over! I just gots a text on my F1 app that confirms it!
 * Snap (reading the text too): Hot dog! And the big UK's bucko, Lewis Hamilton is on pole position for the grand prix!
 * Squidward: *sigh of relief* Finally! I can sleep peacefully! And I'll get so much sleep, I'll be gorgeous!
 * Eddy: Woo-hoo! Let's go, Ed. ...Ed?
 * (Ed asleep snoring)
 * Snap: And Lumpy's asleep!
 * Eddy: Way to go, Mr. C! It was your last story that put him to sleep!
 * Snap: Just carry the lump out, guys. Little teamwork never hurt a bucko.
 * Eddy and Squidward: Carry him?!
 * Chicken: C'mon, you heard him. Chop! Chop!
 * (Squidward and Eddy grumble and strainfully carry Ed out)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm glad that's over.
 * Schemer (voice only): *groaning*
 * Mr. Conductor: Uh-oh! I think I spoke too soon! (disappears)
 * (Schemer in his pajamas, carrying his stuffed pig and blanket from the STS episode, "Mr. Conductor's Big Sleepwalk" enters the tent)
 * Schemer: I can't sleep. I've tried everything. I tried drinking a hot bath. And then I took a warm milk. Nothin'. And my mommy tried singing me some lullabys, but that was no good either because she had to stop because she couldn't sleep because she got too cranky.
 * Snap: Sheesh. Formula 1 qualifyin' must have kept Eddy Senior awake too!
 * Chicken: Ey, Schemer, youse need helps sleepin'? Why don't youse try countin' nickels?
 * Schemer (groggily): I could try...
 * Snap: That ol' countin' trick doesn't always work. What I like is some nice music to help me sleep!
 * Chicken: Ey, I knows just the song!
 * (Chicken pulls up "Deborah's Song [composed by Ennio Morricone] and hits play on his iphone transitioning us to the very orchestrational music video)

Trivia

 * This episode is a tribute in loving memories of both heroic F1 driver, Ayrton Senna (1960-1994), and Indycar driver, Justin Wilson (1978-2015).
 * The entire city of Peach Creek (except the cul-de-sac) had been newly renovated in this episode.
 * The Peach Creek street-track is a parody of the Marina Bay Street Circuit in Singapore.
 * This is the the Peach Creek track shape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qYwC2qov44
 * This is the Peach Creek track shape in race mode (with formation lap at the beginning) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3RjGV-ewRg

Plot

 * When Eddy learns about how much money people can make from videos on the internet he enlists Ed to gather a cast and crew to make a big movie on the internet. Timmy, Bart, The Chalkzone Gang, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Cow, Chicken, the Powerpuff Girls, Jimmy Neutron and Kevin show up to help him create something successful. However, Buttercup and Kevin knew Eddy would never make something successful and Squidward thought making internet videos was a waste of time, but others were in it for the fun. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories to inspire ideas. After the last story (while deciding on film soundrack) there was a knock at the door, and when Squidward opened Eddy's bedroom door, came legendary drama-film soundtrack composer, Ennio Morricone (85 years old). Morricone told the gang (with Bubbles, Blossom, Penny, and Timmy interpreting) that he heard of the new film they were making, so he decided to invite them into the recording studio to conduct "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso" (Main Theme & Love Theme) to ask Eddy if he would like to use some of his greatest film scores in his movie. Surpringly, Eddy agreed after hearing "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso", and he and the maestro agreed to the terms.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tender Engines (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) A Visit from Thomas (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Snow (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Main Theme & Love Theme from "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso" (conducted by Ennio Morricone)

Quote 1

 * (The episode opens with Eddy and Ed on Eddy's parents' computer)
 * Eddy: Whoa-ho-ho! Look at these videos!
 * Ed: Where?! I do not see a VCR, Eddy.
 * Eddy: They were filmed videos before put on the web, Lummox. But these people must be LOADED! That should be us! We could be big web stars! Fame! Money! Jawbreakers!
 * Ed: And no baths?!
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed. (Then Eddy made and ran off copies of a poster reading "Be A Star! Come to the Lane to Find Out How at 2:00). Post these all over the cul-de-sac, Lumpy! And don't mess this up! I wouldn't even ask you to do it if Sockhead wasn't on vacation with his stupid Ev-nobo girl and her Ev-nobo family!
 * Ed: Can do, Eddy! As I will achieve greatness! (Ran out the front door with the posters)
 * (Later...)
 * Rudy: Anyone know what these posters are trying to promote?
 * Buttercup: It clearly says "Be A Star!" We must have an opportunity to audition for a big movie. A low-budget movie at that...
 * Kevin (to himself): I know this has 'Dorky' written all over it.
 * Jimmy Neutron: If low budget is the case, I can provide amazing special effects through my latest invention. I call it, "The Neutron Effects Specialization Software."
 * Kevin: So choice! How's it work, Jimbo?
 * Jimmy: Well, whatever you film, you open the video within the software and it's easy to get the hang of.
 * Blossom: That's great and all, Jimmy, but we best be cautious. Girls, remember the last time we were in a movie? (reference to Powerpuff Girls Episode, "Film Flam")
 * Bubbles: I think it'll be fun and different this time!
 * Timmy: Yeah, as long as this movie or whatever we're auditioning for doesn't destroy anyone's reputation.(reference to Fairly Odd Parents episode, "Lights! Camera! Adam!")
 * Bart: And as long as the stars get a good sleep schedule. (reference to The Simpsons Episode, "Radioactive Man")
 * Snap: Well, as long as there's a big part for me, I'm in!
 * Chicken: Same here's!
 * Cow: Oh! I just adore plays! The thought of being in a movie is so much more exciting! (moos)
 * Spongebob: Wow! A movie, Patrick! I bet this'll be just like when we made our own Mermaidman and Barnacleboy movie! (referring to the Spongebob episode, "Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture")
 * Patrick: Can I be the cameraman?!
 * Sandy: Sure hope there's action in this, Because I'm the key to where it all begins!
 * Squidward: How did I get dragged into this one?
 * Penny: If casting isn't your cup of tea, Mr. Squidward, there's always crew such as lighting, effects, make-up artist...
 * Squidward: Make-up artist?! Say no more, The Ar-TEEST is here.
 * Eddy: You're all here!
 * Ed: Hello, fellow stars!
 * (Everyone but Ed and Eddy groan)
 * Buttercup: I knew it was a scam!
 * Kevin: I so called it!
 * Eddy: Everyone, relax! While my other scams usually fail-
 * Squidward: More like backfire! (laughs)
 * Sandy: Hush, Squiddy!
 * Squidward: (grumbles under his breath)
 * Eddy: This one is a guaranteed success!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears dressed as a movie director with a camera)
 * Mr. Conductor: Go on. Don't stop. Keep going. I'm making a movie. With all this talk about movies, I thought I'd make one myself.
 * Chicken: Well, Mr. C, you've arrived in time for a movie hoax!
 * Snap: Yeah, Mr. Sees-Money-On-Whatever-he-thinks-he-can-earn-from is taking an attempt to make a movie himself!
 * Eddy: What Moi? But look at you (makes camera hand with his hands) this is a great cast and crew! Everyone just has to take turns so everyone is in it! Just don't hog screen time for the star. That's me!
 * Penny: Eddy, I believe if you want a redeeming cast and crew, you will have to hold back on your ego.
 * Mr. Conductor: Penny's right, Eddy. And if I were you I wouldn't count my chickens before they're hatched.
 * Ed: Chickens!
 * Squidward: Oh, puh-lease!
 * Chicken: Hey, I'm right heres youse know!
 * Eddy: Cut me some slack. All we need is careful filming and planning and I-! I mean, WE'LL...BE RICH!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, good luck, Eddy, but I must say, all this reminds me of Thomas' friend, Henry. Let me tell you what happened. (blows whistle and "Tender Engines" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Knock on Eddy's door)
 * Eddy: Get that, somebody! I can't show my face to the world ever again 'cuz I'll never be a success!
 * (Squidward answers)
 * Ennio [translated to english] Excuse me?
 * Squidward: *gasp* Ennio Morricone! You're one of my favorite composers!
 * Blossom (in Italian): I've heard many of your compositions too! It's a pleasure, sir!
 * Timmy [interpreting]: "Bubbles and I are big fans, Mr. Morricone."
 * Jimmy: Leapin' Leptons!
 * Eddy: What?! Another musician I've never heard of?!
 * Blossom: Eddy, please mind your manners.
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Sandy: So Ennio, why did'cha come here for?
 * [Bubbles interprets]
 * Ennio Morricone (in Italian): I was on an internet film search to reuse 2 of my most remarkable film scores when I found out this movie you completed and are looking for a soundtrack for your film. I-I-I was going to ask you if you would like to borrow my themes for your movie.
 * Blossom (in Italian): You can sure use our film!
 * Bubbles: Hooray! Eddy, Ennio says he wants our film for him to compose music!
 * Eddy: WHAT?! What kind of Italian jerk would want to compose lousy music for me?!
 * Timmy: First of all Eddy, I'm NOT interpreting what you said to Ennio Morricone, and second of all, Ennio Morricone is doing us and mostly you a favor.
 * Eddy: What kind of favor are you talking about?
 * *scene fades to Ennio Morricone with the Roma Sinfonietta Orchestra and the gang inside the Peach Creek recording studio*
 * Eddy: I'll bet it's not music that'll make me sleep!
 * Penny: Eddy, you need to give maestro Morricone a chance to show you his compositions.
 * Kevin: Yeah don't be such a buzzkill, Dorky.
 * Ed: Like tarantulas?
 * Eddy: Will you ever turn off, Ed?!
 * Ed: *glomps Eddy's mouth shut* Shush, the concert is about to start, Eddy.
 * Eddy (muffled): It's a stupid recording, Lumpy.
 * *Ennio Morricone takes it to the conductor's spot and begins the Main Theme from "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso*
 * Ennio Morricone conducts the Love Theme from "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso"*
 * Bubbles (in the middle of the "Love Theme" / in her mind): *tears up* Ohhhh..... I-I-I'm getting the chills.... *sobs to herself*
 * [violin part plays in the last few measures of the "Love Theme]
 * Eddy (softly to himself): Man.... this guy's good. I shouldn't have doubted the guy.
 * ["Ennio Morricone finishes conducting the Love Theme from "Nuovo Cinema Paradiso"]
 * Eddy: Ennio! You are so my new music hero!
 * Ed: But he doesn't have a cape, Eddy.
 * Squidward: Oh, brother...
 * Ennio (in Italian): Thank you for a change of heart, Eddy.
 * *Bubbles interpretes*
 * Eddy: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I so want your music in my movie now!
 * Cow: Oh, It's as beautiful as when Jackie performed it on screen! (referring to "The Young and the Older")
 * (One week later)
 * Blossom: Everyone loves our movie, Eddy!
 * Rudy: The views are increasing by the minute!
 * Eddy: If MY movie's so good, why haven't I been discovered yet?!
 * Timmy: C'mon, mellow out, Eddy. Agents don't discover potential clients right away. You should be proud of what you made possible!
 * Penny: If anything, you might have to make more so they know you aren't a one-hit wonder.
 * Eddy: One-hit wonder?! How do they know that's all I got if they don't make me an offer?!
 * Ed: Offer?! Like mail-order prizes?!
 * Eddy: C'mon, Lumpy. I bet I'd be discovered if I made that Genius Book of Records or whatever it's called! (reference to "Guinness Book of World Records")
 * Ed: *neighs*
 * (Ed and Eddy go out the door)
 * (Episode ends with everyone else enjoying the movie and talking about it.)

Trivia

 * Legendary Italian composer/conductor, Ennio Morricone guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Jackie was to be picked up by Carmichael after performing at her latest concert, but unfortunately, his limbo broke down. Jackie was very worried because her parents, siblings and Pomeranian dog, Maggie would be worried sick if she was late for home arrival. So she called her home phone on her cell phone, but it went to the answering machine because the family was out for dinner. Jackie explains her predicament and voices her message that she needed a ride. Afterwards, Timmy appears, explains that Mr. Conductor was on sandman duty (as shown in the next episode, "Ed Alone") and tells stories about causes for when the engines were almost or running late. After the last story, a silver car pulled up and the window rolled down to reveal it was Edd. Jackie was very surprised that Edd was driving and Edd explained that he had entered the Evancho residence to check up on Maggie and heard Jackie's message on the answering machine. Edd was in DEEP shock and horror to hear Jackie's predicament and had wanted to keep his car as well as having received his driver's license at a young age a surprise from her and unexpectedly, this was the time for her to have found out. As Edd drives Jackie home, she performed "Coming Home".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Better Late Than Never (repeat)
 * 2) Wrong Road (repeat)
 * 3) Woolly Bear (repeat)
 * 4) A Bad Day for Harold (repeat)
 * 5) The Grand Opening (repeat)

Song

 * Coming Home (Cover by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins with Jackie exiting the stadium her latest concert was held)
 * Jackie: *happy sigh* I love to perform, but like any musician, I look forward to a quiet night at home after a long day of performing. Carmichael should be here any minute.
 * (10 minutes go by)
 * Jackie: Where IS Carmichael?!
 * (Just then, Jackie's cell phone rang)
 * Jackie: *gasp* It's him! (answers) Hello? Carmichael? Where are you?
 * Carmichael (on the other line): Miss Evancho?
 * Jackie: Yes. Carmichael, why aren't you here to pick me up yet? I could be late for home arrival!
 * Carmichael: I'm terribly sorry, Miss Evancho. My limbo broke down and I had to call for a towtruck to haul it to the nearest repair garage. I'm afraid I'll be here quite late. Might I recommend you call for another ride?
 * Jackie: I'm sorry to hear about your limbo, Carmichael. I will, bye! (hangs up) *exhales* Well, the nearest bus stop is anywhere, but near here and I can't just wait for a bus to come! It could take too long! (dials her parents' home phone which goes to the answering machine)
 * Answering Machine (Michael Evancho): Hello, you've reached the Evancho house. We're sorry we are unable to reach you at the minute, please leave a message after the beep and we will get back to you. Thanks! (beep)
 * Jackie: *exhale* [in her mind] The family must still be out for dinner as Dad texted me before Carmichael picked me up this morning. [out loud for the answering machine] Hi, Mom and Dad, it's me, Jackie. I just finished my latest concert, but unfortunately, Carmichael's limbo broke down and I'm stranded here! Whenever you get back from dinner, I am in DEAR NEED of a ride home! Please call me back when you get this message and are on your way. Thank you! (hangs up)
 * (Timmy appears 16 inches tall in his Conductor's uniform)
 * Timmy: Hey, Jackie! What's up?!
 * Jackie: Oh, Timmy! I'm so glad to see you! I just finished my concert, but because of Carmichael's out-of-service limbo and my family being out at dinner back in Peach Creek, I'm stranded here!
 * Timmy: Oh my gosh! That's a real pickle! I'd help you home myself with my magic gold dust, but there's only enough to get me back to Shining Time Station. I'm looking after the place for the night while Mr. Conductor is on sandman duty! And my fairies would help, but Cosmo and Wanda are at a Fairy World meeting while Poof is being watched by Mama Cosma.
 * Jackie: *exhales in worry* How could this be any more unfortunate?! My folks, siblings and even Pomeranian dog, Maggie will be so worried sick about me! T-Timmy...I'm scared.
 * Timmy: Don't be, Jackie! Sometimes, a lot of good can come out of being late! Remember the time when Thomas was angry about the bigger engines being late and Bertie was a bragging jerk and Thomas soon had to lend him some help?!
 * Jackie: Oh, yes, Timmy. Could you tell me that one again? Maybe some Thomas stories would keep me calm.
 * Timmy: Totally! I'll fill you right in! (blows whistle and "Better Late Than Never" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "The Grand Opening")
 * Timmy: Ya see? Even though Skarloey was late, Sir Topham Hatt ironically made it on time and even gave the little engine a break and the grand opening was a total success!
 * Jackie: Thanks for keeping me company AND keeping me calm with your stories, Timmy. But now it's REALLY late! What if my parents are unable to come pick me up?! Just the thought of being stranded here is...terrible! *tear comes from her eye*
 * Timmy: Aw, Jackie, I'm so sorry! I really wish I could help you home! I wish-
 * (suddenly, a silver car pulls up; horn beeping in unison)
 * Timmy: Hey! I recognize that car! Later, Jackie! (disappears)
 * Jackie: Huh?! Timmy, wait!
 * (Just then, the window rolls down to reveal a WORRIED and tear-filled Edd)
 * Edd (worried/relieved/sobbing tone; tears in his eyes): Turtledove!!!! Thank heavens you're alright!
 * Jackie: Eddward?! You're...you're...DRIVING?! But h...how did you know where I was?!
 * Edd: *wipes a tear* You see, Dear, I had gone into your folks' house to bring Maggie home to YOUR house while you were at your concert and your family was still out so when I heard your message on the answering machine, I KNEW I had to do something! So after dropping Maggie off at your house, I rushed to my new car, looked up where your latest concert was on my mobile internet browser, and typed in the very location on my GPS. Then I informed your family of the situation and ASSURED them you would be in good hands!
 * Jackie: *sniffles; sobbing tone* Bless you so much, Eddward...!!!
 * Edd: Please, enter my car, love.
 * (Jackie does so and fastens her seatbelt)
 * (Edd then begins his and Jackie's journey home)
 * Jackie: Eddward! I...It's just...I can't believe you're driving!
 * Edd: Well dear, prior to the events of receiving my driver's license at a young age, I used to stress to my fellows that we're too young to drive. (references to the EENE episode, "Will Work for Ed" and the movie, "Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy's Big Picture Show") HOWEVER, after my Uncle Denny heard how well I drove back at the Big River Raceway (referring to the episode, "Pedal to the Ed-al") he assured the Driver's Ed school I enrolled in that I was certified for attendance and sure enough after tackling ALL there is to know with driving on actual public roads and whatnot, I FINALLY received my license! And at an early age as well! Oh, happy day it was! I had wanted to keep it a surprise for our next date, why, I even texted Timmy a picture to show him the kind of car I got.
 * Jackie: So THAT'S why he said he recognized it! He was keeping me company until you arrived here and he said so!
 * Edd: Do tell. And when your folks weren't home and Carmichael's limbo broke down as you made known on the answering machine, I just COULDN'T do nothing! And what kind of boyfriend would I be if I hadn't returned the favor for you the time you rescued me from that HORRID blizzard?! (referring to the episode, "Walking in the Ed") Or the time I fell off my bike and couldn't move?! (referring to the episode, "My Ed Won't Start!")
 * Jackie: Eddward...thank you! ...(suddenly gasps in fear and tears up)
 * Edd (concerned): Jackie? Dear, what's wrong...?!
 * Jackie (tears in her eyes): It's just...*sniffles* yesterday when he and Ed boarded the bus to Cow and Chicken's house...(in unison, we flashback to the very day in black and white) [narrating] I happened to be walking down the sidewalk minding my own business...when Eddy attempted to pelt me with water balloons! (in unison, water balloons [similar to the ones from the EENE episode, "Virt-Ed-Go"] are thrown from Eddy [off-screen] but missed Jackie as she dodged every one as they hit the sidewalk instead) He had heard of my concert the next evening and when he got my attention, he said...
 * Eddy: Better pray you don't get stranded tomorrow after your concert, Ev-nobo! And if you do...don't worry! Your boy toy is SAFE AND SOUND with ME! (foreshadowing the episode, "Safe and Ed")
 * Ed (waving): Hello, pretty Ev-angel!
 * Eddy (grabs Ed by his neck): Don't make chit-chat with her, Lumpy! SHE'S the enemy! [releases Ed who fell to the floor of the bus with a grunt] (to Jackie) REMEMBER, Ev-nacho...YOU'VE been warned! Keep your mitts off my Sockhead...OR ELSE! (laughs evilly as the bus departs leaving Jackie sadly gasping as tears poured down her face; Eddy's evil laughter echoes as we flashback to Jackie and Edd in Edd's car)
 * Jackie (tears in her eyes;sobbing tone): It was not only horrible...*sadly gasps in fear*...but while Timmy kept me company, Carmichael AND my folks called me from separate repair garage saying that Timmy's Uncle, Officer Robert Barone (from Everybody Loves Raymond) told them some of their gas was secretly stolen by a man named Vinnie Raton and his accomplice before either of them could even come pick me up! *sadly gasps in fear*
 * Edd: *gasps in horror* EDDY has an Uncle NAMED Vinnie Raton! Dear, this was no misfortune...this was EDDY! Of all the abhorrent...rapscallious...! His Uncle Vinnie is just as horrid as HE is! Rudy, Penny and Snap told me about the awful man Vinnie Raton is. How he's rich, demanding, cares only of himself and does HORRID things for more money JUST LIKE EDDY! (scene flashes us back to various Chalkzone episodes where Edd narrated over the black and white footage) He, along with his brother who works in maintenance were to demolish the school Rudy's parents went to as children where a love note from Rudy's father to his mother was still in the building. Luckily, they retrieved it before the school WAS demolished AND Vinnie even attempted to make a bigger fortune by turning Chalkzone into a theme park! (reference to the Chalkzone episode, "Hole in the Wall") He also poached Rudy's portable chalkboard and released Chalkzone civilians into Plainsville AND along with another enemy of our Plainsville friends, Terry Bouffant, teamed up to steal Rudy's chalk and EXPOSE Chalkzone! Thankfully, his evil plans always failed or Chalkzone would have been under his control or worse, NO MORE to this day! (referring to the Chalkzone episodes, "Follow the Bouncing Bag" and "Snap Vs. Boorat")
 * (Scene flashes us back to Edd and Jackie in Edd's car again)
 * Jackie: So EDDY must have told him and his accomplice to do the very deed of stealing their gas in an attempt to strand me to prevent me from seeing you ever again!!!! *voice cracks* Timmy being low on his magic gold dust, the nearest bus stop being too far AND Timmy's fairies being unavailable while Mr. Conductor's on sandman duty were ALL pure luck for him...but Eddy came VERY close to his goal! As if fate was on HIS side!
 * Edd: Not to mention, Eddy attempted to pelt a BEAUTIFUL, KIND-HEARTED female such as you with water balloons! Where in Sam Hill is his respect for women?!!! Rest assured, dear, Eddy WILL face consequences the moment he returns home to Peach Creek AND Vinnie Raton will face consequences of his own...in prison! Don't you worry, my dear!
 * Jackie: *sniffles; wipes her tears away* Thank you, Hon...(in her mind) This is Eddy's worst evil act YET! Edd needs to know the REAL Eddy sooner than ever now! It's only a matter of time before he REALLY hurts Edd! *voice cracks and cries in her mind* Grounding Eddy hasn't stopped him from interfering with our love life OR Edd's bright future! But their "friendship" WILL come to an end soon enough! (foreshadowing the episode, "Safe and Ed") [out loud] And thank you again for picking me up! I better text my folks and tell them...I'm coming home. They'll want to know I'm on my way back to the cul-de-sac.
 * Edd: *happy sigh* Please do, dear. With the rain on its way, they wouldn't want the thought of you stranded in the rain on their consciences had I not informed them before driving out to come get you. *in his mind* Just the thought to never hear her beautiful singing again, would be the day all joy in my life died had Eddy's greedy, dirty deed succeeded. I'm thankful he failed. And thank you, Uncle Denny for enrolling me in Driver's Ed school...!
 * (Jackie then performs "Coming Home" set to hers and Edd's long car ride home where the rain began to fall)
 * (Episode ends with the rain having ended along with the silhouette of Edd dropping Jackie off as they kiss goodnight and Jackie enters her house.)

Plot

 * Buttercup, Eddy, Ed, Snap, Chicken, Bart, Spongebob, Patrick and Jimmy Neutron were all at Chicken's house unsupervised one night while his parents were at Cow's ballet recital. So the gang was left to be responsible for themselves and keeping the house decent otherwise they would face a week of household labor. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories of what can happen with poor supervision. After the last story, Jimmy Neutron decides that the gang should do karaoke / ROCK GROUP (Spoof of the video game, ROCK BAND) until Cow & Chicken's parents get home. Bart (lead singer / on guitar), Buttercup (on 2nd guitar singing backup), Eddy (on 3rd guitar), and Patrick (on drums) play the song "Mí Vida Sin Ti" on the ROCK GROUP video game and played a perfect game score of 100% without missing any notes and freestyle parts for extra points.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Predicament (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Old Iron (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) A Happy Day for Percy (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) Bye George! (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Thomas Gets Bumped (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Mí Vida Sin Ti (performed by the gang in the "ROCK GROUP" video game)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with the gang playing an 8-player round of "Mega Crash Siblings 4" [spoof of Super Smash Bros. 4] while Jimmy Neutron worked on a new remote invention.)
 * Chicken: Man, this is the life! No parents, no stupid sister, just me, my friends and endless fun!
 * Buttercup: Less talk, more smash!
 * Eddy: Who keeps stealing my items!?
 * Bart: (snickers)
 * Ed: I'm a monkey! (imitates monkey grunts)
 * Patrick: Aw, barnacles! I keep falling! This game stinks!!!
 * Spongebob: Patrick, your control stick's just stuck. (unsticks it for him.)
 * Patrick: Thanks, Spongebob.
 * (Then Patrick knocked Spongebob's character out.)
 * Spongebob: Patrick! How could you?!
 * Patrick: (laughs hysterically)
 * Spongebob: Oh, it's on!
 * Snap: Sponge-Bucko, I'm just getting warmed up!
 * Chicken: Ey, Jimbo, run to the kitchen and get us some drinks.
 * Jimmy: No problem. I just hope my "Join-in Controller" is completed before you're all through playing so I can join in on a 9-person brawl.
 * Spongebob: You can share my controller, after this round, Jimmy!
 * Bart (sarcastically): Yeah, admit you'll be in last place now, S.B. That won't have people poundin' on ya.
 * Patrick: He can make it to seventh at least!
 * Bart: Sixth!
 * Patrick: Fifth!
 * Bart: Fourth!
 * Patrick: Th-
 * Spongebob: Patrick-!
 * Patrick: Sorry, Spongebob.
 * (Then the game declared Bart's character as the winner.)
 * Bart: Yeah, baby! I'm the champion!
 * Buttercup: Yeah, way to win, Bart-dude! (kisses Bart's cheek)
 * Bart: And you even made it to second. (playfully jabs her arm)
 * Eddy: [to himself] Let me remind you of the REAL champ. [outloud] Hey, besides, video games, we oughta do more to kick this party up a notch!
 * Ed: Yum! Nachos!
 * Snap: Notch, Ed. As in expand!
 * Ed:...I'm stumped.
 * Bart: I'm down with that. I mean, how often does something like this happen?!
 * Buttercup: Yeah, parties, dancing, nightclubs and stuff!
 * Spongebob: Whooo! Party, Patrick! We're gonna party 'till we're purple!
 * Patrick: Yeah, I love being purple!!!!
 * Chicken: It's my house so I will be the party host!
 * Jimmy: Chicken, your parents left this note on the fridge. It reads "No wild parties and if the house is a mess when we get back, you and your friends will be assigned to a week of household labor at each other's houses."
 * Snap: Labor?!
 * Chicken: Oh, man!
 * Eddy: So we'll party and clean up afterwards using one of Nerdbum's inventions. Piece of cake.
 * Chicken: Yeah, we COULD do that!
 * Jimmy: I don't like being called Nerdbum...Skipper.
 * Eddy: What'd you call me?!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in his pajamas)
 * Mr. Conductor: So as long as I keep the big dipper to my right...I won't get lost.
 * Snap: Hey, Mr. C. Goin' to a costume party?
 * Mr. Conductor: Costume? This is my uniform. You see I'm a member of the sleepy-time sandman volunteers and tonight I'm helping Mr. Sandman.
 * Ed: It's too early for bed, Mr. C.
 * Spongebob: Oh, don't be silly, Edward. Mr. Conductor was probably just dropping in is all.
 * Bart: Yeah, besides we got a party to start! P-A-R-T! Party! (tosses confetti and blows noisemaker in reference to the Simpsons episode, "Sleeping with the Enemy")
 * Chicken: Ey, what's say we order some pizzas, guys?
 * Jimmy: But, Chicken, what about the note-!?
 * Mr. Conductor: Here, Jimmy, let me see that note. (reads) Oh, I would obey this note if I were you guys. It's usually bad to go against somebody's wishes, but it's even worse when you get too confident about what you think is going to go right and run into the most unexpected of things.
 * Buttercup: What'chu talking about, Mr. Conductor?
 * Spongebob: And what kind of unexpected things?
 * Mr. Conductor: I remember when Percy was in a bad mood and his overconfidence with the freight cars landed him in trouble. I have just enough time to tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Percy's Predicament" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after last story)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh! Look at the time! I have to help Mr. Sandman. Bye! *disappears*
 * All (but Ed and Eddy): Bye Mr. Conductor.
 * Ed (in unison): Don't forget to write!
 * Jimmy: Hey, I came up with this exquisite idea to enjoy ourselves without causing chaos in the house. How about we play "ROCK GROUP" on the Gamestation 4?! (spoof of "Playstation 4)
 * Bart: You don't need to ask me twice! Dibs on lead! Prepare to be rocked!
 * Buttercup: I call bass!
 * Ed: Ooo! Ooo! I want to play!
 * Eddy: Get a grip, Ed. You'll screw it up! I'll take 3rd guitar!
 * Ed: (sad groan)
 * Chicken: Now which one of youse guys wants drums?
 * Snap: Don't look at me. I'm a guitar boy first!
 * Spongebob: Why don't you play the drums, Patrick? You're amazing on the real drums! (referring to Spongebob Squarepants episodes such as "Band Geeks")
 * Patrick: Ok! It's just like banging on rocks! Only drums break easier.
 * Bart: What song should we play to?
 * Jimmy: Allow me. My idea, my decision.
 * Eddy: You gotta be kidding me! I should pick! I have great taste in music!
 * Chicken: Ah, quit griping.
 * Buttercup: Yeah, watch it, McRich or you're out of the band!
 * Eddy: (angry groan)
 * Jimmy (looking through the list): Hey, now HERE'S a song MOST of us can agree on!
 * (Screen shows the name and artist, Mí Vida Sin Ti by Los Temerarios)
 * Bart: Alright! I can totally rock out to that!
 * Buttercup: This'll be a piece of cake!
 * Spongebob: Are you sure you'll be all right, Patrick? You and Eddy never heard this song.
 * Patrick: Don't worry, Spongebob. LUCK, is on my side.
 * Ed: That's right as I, Ed came prepared with Sheldon Jr.! ...Oh, Jr!
 * Eddy: Oh, great. I'm hooped.
 * Snap: C'mon, Eddy. That's quitter talk!
 * Chicken: Yeah, quit now and you'll be a quitter forever!
 * Eddy: I'll show ya! I'll show you all! PLAY IT!
 * (Song begins and Bart, Buttercup, Eddy and Patrick play throughout not missing a single note.)
 * (After Song)
 * (Snap, Ed, Spongebob, Chicken and Jimmy Neutron all cheer)
 * Eddy: Ha! What'd I tell ya?!
 * Bart: Woo-hoo! We rocked the house!
 * Buttercup: We even unlocked two extra songs! We're electric, baby!
 * Cow: Oh, that was beautiful!
 * Chicken: Cow?! Mom?! Dad!?
 * Cow and Chicken's Dad: Well, I'll be. The house is just the way we left it.
 * Cow and Chicken's Mom: Oh, we're so proud of you, Chicken! You and your friends kept the house spotless!
 * Jimmy: And we threw no wild party at all!
 * Dad: That's great to hear! But we all better get ready for bed. I can't wait to saw logs!
 * Mom: And I'm looking forward to dreaming I'm a log! (both her and Dad laugh)
 * (Then the circle transition closed out the episode)
 * Chicken (voice only over the "End" logo): END.

Plot

 * Edd was supposed to go to Jackie's house the following evening, but he gets injured in Eddy's backfired surfing scam meant for Jimmy (as seen in "Gimme Gimme Never Ed"). Lisa saw the scene in horror and dialed 911 on her iPhone for an ambulance to get Edd to the hospital. While poor Edd was sad in his hospital bed, thinking that Jackie would be upset with him for not coming over that night, Timmy (16 inches tall and in his Conductor suit) tries soothing Edd by telling him stories about engines who had accidents with freight cars. At the end after Timmy left to have his date night with Bubbles, an EXTREMELY worried Jackie (with tears in her eyes) came into the room and by Edd's bedside to calm him down, and to show that she was really worried about him. She even told him about the REAL qualities of Eddy and that he USED him. Edd began to cry again in both pain and guilt (for mistakenly being Eddy's friend), then Jackie spoke to him once again to sooth him, then she performed (while rubbing her hand on Edd's head softly) "Safe And Sound", calming Edd down and now realized he had a REAL friend to look up to (referring to Jackie), and not a backstabber like Eddy.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James in a Mess (repeat)
 * 2) The Spotless Record (repeat)
 * 3) Trouble for Thomas (repeat)
 * 4) Percy Takes The Plunge (repeat)
 * 5) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (repeat)

Song

 * Safe and Sound (cover by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with Edd trying to instruct Jimmy in Jimmy's kiddie pool during Eddy's "Surf School" scam like in the EENE episode, "Gimme Gimme Never Ed")
 * Edd (in unison to Jimmy panicking and straining): That's it, Jimmy. Now distribute your weight... balance...
 * Jimmy: That tickles!
 * Edd: Yes... now try standing.
 * Jimmy: Don't let me fall! *gets up while panicking and straining* Hot diggity-dog, I'm surfing!
 * Eddy: Not quite there, "mini-kahuna", but if you're brave enough, we at Ed's Surf School will teach you how to *hits Ed (as a vending machine)* flip the lid, hang 10, and shave the barrel, for an additional fee of course. *opens a soda can* Can you handle it?
 * Jimmy: I'm stoked! Teach me! Teach me! *suddenly the board he was on nearly capsizes* *shrieks* Don't let go! Don't let go! [while clinging to Edd in unison]
 * Edd (while straining): I wouldn't think of it, Jimmy!
 * Eddy: Check out THESE moves, Jimmy boy! *shows off his surfing moves as he did in the EENE episode "Gimme Gimme Never Ed".
 * Edd (to himself): Thankfully, I won't be putting up with this when I go to Jackie's house for dinner tonight, driving in my new car Uncle Denny bought me last week after receiving my driver's license the same week. And if it wasn't for me picking her up from her previous concert when Carmichael and Jackie's parents had their gas stolen from Eddy's dreadful Uncle Vinnie and his accomplice, who knows what could have happened to her? Not to mention Eddy's already served his punishement for having his uncle do such a thing. (referring to the episode, "Picking Up is Hard to Do")
 * Eddy: Easy as 1, 2, 3! *snaps his fingers* Ed! We need the waves!
 * Jimmy: Waves?!
 * Edd: Purely metaphorical, Jimmy. What Eddy means is--.
 * Jimmy: *screams* Help!!!!
 * Ed (while jumping): Ready or not, here I am!!!! *pounces on Edd and Jimmy, causing them to fly and break the fence, and Eddy follows out*
 * Eddy: Hey, Jimmy boy, like Ed's surf's school--?
 * Edd (voice only): OUCH! *scene cuts to Edd injured on the ground* (in extreme pain): Oh, I can't move! Eddy! Assistance please?! *cries in extreme pain* *scene cuts to Lisa watching the melee*
 * Eddy: You're just a wuss, Sockhead!
 * Lisa: *gasps* Oh, no! I gotta dial for an ambulance! *dials 911 on her cellphone*
 * Ed (as Lisa was on the phone / in unison to Edd crying hysterically): Double-D, are you alright?! Speak to me, Double-D!!!!
 * Edd (out of pain): JUST GET AWAY FROM ME, ED!!!! I'M IN SUCH PAIN!!!! *cries hysterically*
 * Ed: *screams as he runs away*
 * Eddy (while running after Ed): Ed, where are you going?! WE HAVE A SCAM TO DO!!!!
 * Lisa (on the phone): *sighs in relief* Thank you so much! I'll see you all when you get here! *hangs up, and runs to Edd*
 * Lisa: EDDWARD! EDDWARD! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!!!!!
 * Edd (in pain): NO, LISA!!!! I'M NOT!!! *cries in pain*
 * Lisa: Don't worry, paramedics are on the way to take you to the hospital!
 * Edd (crying in pain): Bless you so much, Lisa!!!! *scene fades into Edd's room in the hospital at night*
 * Edd: Ohhh...curse the consequences of Eddy's actions and his recycled scam...! If he hadn't made Ed jump knowing how much of a wave he would create, I wouldn't be so SEVERELY impaired! No one even had gotten a chance to see me like this, and I'm deeply afraid Jackie would be cross with me for not notifying her on my cellular phone that I couldn't have dinner all because of Eddy injuring me and ending me up in the hospital. *sad sigh* I just don't want her to think that it was my own fault.
 * (Timmy appears 16 inches tall and in his Conductor uniform)
 * Timmy: Hey, Double-Dude.
 * Edd: Timmy? What a pleasant surprise! But where's Mr. Conductor?
 * Timmy: He's away visiting his sister. She had a bit of a flying accident and needs the attention of the Conductor family. So I'm filling in for him at Shining Time Station until he comes back.
 * Edd: Bless you, Timmy! *tears up* I'm so sad and afraid that Jackie would be cross with me for not notifying her through text messaging that I couldn't make it to dinner tonight all because I was rushed to the hospital due to injuries suffered in an accident earlier today.
 * Timmy: Oh, man, that's rough.
 * Edd: The gall of that Eddy! He's responsible for hospitalizing me in the first place!
 * Timmy: Wait. Dorky?!
 * Edd: Him and his various scams!!!!
 * Timmy: You can say that again, Double-Dude. At least you're sorry about missing dinner with Jackie. I doubt Eddy's even the least bit sorry for hospitalizing ya. It's just like those no-good freight cars!
 * Edd: I must agree, Timmy. Those rapscallions. Do you have time to tell me about them? As a therapeutic treatment?
 * Timmy: Totally, Edd. I have an hour before meeting Bubbles for our date. Anyway, remember when James was a jerk to Toby and Henrietta and even had the guts to boss the cars around?! That's when it all led to his accident. I'll fill you in! (blows whistle and "James in a Mess" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Rusty Helps Peter Sam")
 * Edd: My.... how awful.... It's a good thing Sir Topham Hatt knew Peter Sam was innocent, and found Sir Handel guilty for the melee.
 * Timmy: Not only that, Double-Dude, but Rusty felt worried about Peter Sam and helped him. As a matter of fact, EVERYBODY but Sir Handel felt worried about him and cared for him.
 * Edd (calmly / while tearing up): *sad sigh* I'm still afraid that Jackie would be cross with me.
 * Timmy: She won't be angry with you, Edd. I'm sure she'll understand why you couldn't come to dinner. *looks at his watch* And speaking of dinner, I gotta pick up Bubbles so that we can have our date at that famous Italian restaurant! Bye! *disappears*
 * Edd (sadly): Bye, Timmy. *sad sigh* No one visited me today but Timmy, now what's next? Jackie being cross with me all because I couldn't make it to dinner? *sobs* *suddenly, he hears the door crack open* *recovers from sobbing and encounters an extremely sad and worried Jackie (wearing her purse)* *sad gasp* (stutters) J-J-Jackie?
 * Jackie (in a sad way / in tears): Hi, Double-Dear. When I didn't get a text you were running late, I thought you were walking out on me! *sits by Edd's bedside* (In a tearful, soft crying way) Oh my gosh, look at you! *sobs on Edd*
 * Edd: Oh, Turtledove! I was afraid you would be cross with me for missing our dinner date!
 * Jackie (in a sad way / with tears in her eyes): Cross with you? *sad gasps* I'm actually WORRIED about you. Lisa told me what had happened to you earlier today. I'm just glad you're okay, Double-D-light! I could never show anger towards you!. *sad gasps*
 * Edd (tears up in unison): I'm so thankful, dear!
 * Jackie (in a sad way / with tears in her eyes): You're my boyfriend, Edd. AND my ONE AND ONLY! NOBODY can EVER replace you in my life!!! (tears up while struggling) Also...*nervously chokes* I can't say it...
 * Edd: What's the matter, sweetheart? What did you need to tell me? I promise it will only between us. I believe in everything you tell me.
 * Jackie (in tears): (in her mind / while shuddering nervously): What if Edd DOESN'T believe me?! No, he HAS to! He WILL! He trusts me in EVERY and REAL word I mean by what I say! (out loud) *shudders in fear, then speaks* Edd, I need you to follow my advice VERY IMPORTANTLY and I mean MORE than EVER! You MUSTN'T, I repeat MUSTN'T be friends with that...Eddy! *voice cracks*
 * Edd: I-I don't understand. Throughout my life, Eddy, Ed and I were always close friends.
 * Jackie (sadly / with tears in her eyes): No, Edd. ED is a close friend. A TRUE friend. Eddy is NOT a true friend, Eddy is a BULLY and HIDES his true evil personality. Eddy's always been HORRIBLE to you, Edd! (in unison, various clips show of Eddy's abuse towards Edd) HE was the reason why the Kankers stalk and seduce you and Ed! HE was the one who demanded Ed to throw a house on you when Ed LITERALLY flashed back to when you were all just small infants! HE was the one who threatened to throw your hat, Mr. Conductor's gold dust, and Ed's uni-brow down the sewer over his lost magazines! HE was the reason the whole cul-de-sac alienated you and Ed! HE was the reason why you always got beaten by all the kids in the cul-de-sac without it being your own fault! HE was the reason why Kevin calls you "Double-Dweeb"! HE was the one who abandoned you in the chicken drive in a vicious storm and attempted to nearly receive his free jawbreakers but was unsuccessful! HE was the one who made a sham and embarrassment out of you when you were to ask me to the Valentine's Day Dance! HE was the one who left you out in a snowstorm and I had to come to your rescue! HE was the one who THREE TIMES refused to let you use his shower when your bathroom was being renovated and snapped embarrassing photos of you the first two times! But I allowed you to use MY shower! HE was the one who abandoned you on the sidewalk when you couldn't move out of exhaustion and illness, and I had to come to your aid and heal you back to GOOD health! HE was the one who constantly attacked me in front of you and lied about me so he can hurt you emotionally inside! HE was also the one with help from his Uncle Vinnie who attempted to STRAND me after my latest concert in an attempt for us to NEVER see each other again in order for him to have you to himself again! And HE was the one who USES you and Ed so that he can take advantage of you, bully you, and manipulates you to construct his low budget scams, ONLY TO MAKE YOU WALLOW IN MISERY!!!! *echoes, and the scene fades back to Edd and Jackie in the hospital* *pants sadly and in fear/worry* I am NOTHING LIKE Eddy, sweetie. I AM a friend, a REAL friend. I always have been *in unison, more tears drop from her eyes on Edd* and I would never abandon a friend for money or jawbreakers! *sad gasps* (referring to "Don't Rain on My Ed") (in a scared crying way) I am not lying, Edd. I am telling you the TRUTH about Eddy. I FEEL your pain. No one else in the cul-de-sac understands you and feels your pain the way I do! I AM a friend who loves, understands, and cares for you, and I never wanted you to suffer from being associated with that MONSTER Eddy, again! Eddy is the devil in disguise. PLEASE wake u-u-up.... I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP every night WORRYING about you being abused by Eddy, *sad gasps* (in a sobbing way) and it HURTS MY poor, kind, honest, loving heart to see and witness you being manipulated and abused by him. PLEASE believe me, Double-D..... *scene cuts to Edd gasping slowly at Jackie, then cuts to a closeup to Jackie's sad blue eyes (with bits of her hair showing) dropping tears, then cuts back to Edd.*
 * Edd (in a crying/ bawling way / with tears in his eyes / after we see scenes from Edd's abuse from Eddy): *stutters* I NOW REALIZE, JACKIE!!!! (hysterically) AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! I'M AWAKE!!!! I I'M AWAAAAAKE!!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FRIENDS WITH THAT DEVIL, EDDY SKIPPER MCRICH!!!! HE USED ME!!!! NO WONDER WHY HE HATED YOU, ATTEMPTED TO STRAND YOU (referring to the episode, "Picking Up is Hard to Do") AND TRIED ATTACKING YOU IN AND OUT MY PERSPECTIVE VIEW!!!! Eddy is a manipulative abuser!!!! YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM, JACKIE!!!! YOU WERE RIIIIGHT!!!!  *bawls loudly as he did in the EENE episode, "A Case Of Ed" but more hysterical and hard*
 * Jackie (calmly, as she was calming him down): (in her head) YES! I did it! Edd now sees the light! Timmy's advice worked!!!! Edd is safe now!!!! (out loud) *while calmly hugging Edd's and rubbing him to calm him down* It's ok, Edd. Please calm down..... (in unison, his loud bawling softens and turns into the way Edd cried in the EENE episode, "Fa La La La Ed"* *shushes him calmly* *in unison, Edd sobs get more softer as Jackie rubs him, hugs him tightly, and shushes him calmly* I'm here.... Your mistreatment, pain and sorrow are over.... *Edd slowly stops crying after Jackie's soothing* sadly gasps as he looked at Jackie*
 * Jackie: You're always safe and sound with me close to you, and I'll never let Eddy hurt you or use you again.
 * Edd (in tears / thanking and praising Jackie for waking him up from Eddy's manipulation): Jackie, I feel like SUCH A TRUE FOOL for NOT seeing the REAL person Eddy is!!!! (sadly gasps)
 * Jackie (kindly): That's because until I came along, Eddy had you convinced that he was your "pal" and the fact the other kids in the cul-de-sac ALWAYS alienated you and Ed was because they ALWAYS alienated EDDY! I HAD to put an end to your "friendship" with that, as Rolf would say, "scoundrel!"
 * Edd (in tears): Bless you, Jackie! A thousand times, BLESS YOU!
 * Jackie (in tears): Thank you, Double-D. And I need to tell you something you NEVER knew what Eddy did to you. You need to know this.
 * Edd (sadly / in tears): What did that evil rapscallion do that I never was acknowledged about?
 * Jackie (nervously / in tears): *nervous gulp* Remember when the RowdyRuff boys captured you in that now-destroyed "good-guy" prison? (in reference to the episode, "The Ed-Shank Redemption")
 * Edd (sadly / in tears): Indeed I remember that dreadful time I was falsely imprisoned by those rapscallions of villains and I had to crawl a mile in an unsanitary drain pipe to escape without being caught.
 * Jackie (nervously / in tears): I found out it was EDDY who was in a COLLUDE with our enemies into making that evil plot to capture you, because Eddy is a sneak, and he did that so you wouldn't see me and my family's arrival (the other family members live down the lane by the Candy Store, and Jackie lived by herself with Maggie) in the Cul-de-sac from when we moved into our houses! I was looking everywhere for you around that time, and I was HORRIFIED to see the incriminating text on his phone in which he dropped on the sidewalk while doing a failed low-budget "Ed's Cotton Candy Store" scam (using spider web as cotton candy) with Ed! I quickly forwarded it to my phone nd deleted my number of his texting board, trying not to get caught by Eddy. I still have it saved for you to see his incriminating text, and this is what he put.... *shows Edd her phone, showing Eddy's incriminating text to Mojo Jojo*
 * Eddy (voice only / Edd reading): *Edd slowly gasps in horror while beginning to read* YO, MOJO! I don't want that Jackie Ev-nobo girl to see Sockhead when she moves onto the cul-de-sac and reveal the REAL me to everyone, especially Sockhead! If Sockhead finds out the real me because of that squeaky-singing little runt, I am RUINED and no one but stupid Ed would construct my scams for jawbreakers! That Jackie Ev-nobo girl makes me sick! I need you to send our RowdyRuff Boys to capture Sockhead, put him in our good-guy dungeon and leave him there until Ev-nobo and her stupid family decides to move away from Peach Creek! Then bring him back here when that miserable little brat, Jackie moves away from the cul-de-sac! STAT!
 * Mojo Jojo (voice only / Edd reading): That sounds like a great plan, McRich! I will text the RowdyRuff Boy's now, and EVIL WILL TRIUMPH!!!! MHWA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
 * Eddy (voice only / Edd reading): Perfect...! Ev-nobo won't lay her greasy hands on my Sockhead! Because she won't FIND him and NEVER WILL!!! MWHA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!
 * Edd (in horror / in tears / about Eddy being associated with the bad guys secretly throughout their friendship): I...(sadly gasps in shock and disbelief) I HAD NO IDEA!!!! EDDY?! Friends with ENEMIES of our FRIENDS?!!!
 * Jackie (sadly / tears): It's true, Edd! He's with THEM!
 * Eds (sadly / crying): Of all the heartless....souless....Eddy's no TRUE FRIEND, Jackie...Eddy is a TRUE FIEND!!!! I AM GLAD YOU RESCUED ME FROM THAT TRAITOR!!!! *cries hysterically, and Jackie hugs him and shushes him calmly to calm him down slowly but surely*
 * Jackie (softly / kindly): Settle yourself, sweetie...it's alright...I'm just SO RELIEVED you now know the REAL Eddy and that your "friendship" with him was all A LIE...or in his case...A SCAM.
 * Edd (in tears / calmly): Bless you so much, Jackie. You saved my life, and I vow to be with you and follow your lead forever. *sniffles*
 * Jackie (calmly / kindly): You're very welcome, my dear love, and as long as you stay with me and never and I mean, NEVER go back with that heartless, traitorous monster Eddy, your life WILL change for the better- no, BEST! *hugs Edd, and kisses Edd on the cheek in tears And sobs, feeling more relieved than ever*
 * Edd (in tears): I WILL, Jackie, I'm happy you're by my side tonight and on a stronger note, me and Eddy ARE THROUGH! FINISHED! FINITO! Why? Because I am not tolerating his manipulation, traitorous behavior behind my back, infamous temper-tantrums, and fake-apologies anymore! And I never had forgotten the time he left me in a dreadful blizzard, nearly freezing me to death (In reference to the episode, "Walking In The Ed") along with a similar time when I fell off my bike twice and couldn't move! (referring to the episode, "My Ed Won't Start!") Luckily you came to my rescue and saved my life as the TRUE friend you are, even though I caught a dreadful cold from both experiences. He also refused me the use of his shower THRICE and snapped embarrassing photos of my filth-covered state the first two times! But the third time when he didn't, you allowed me the use of YOUR shower and didn't do anything as cruel and heartless as taking an embarrassing photo of me FILTHY! NOR do you EVER do anything cruel or heartless! I ESPECIALLY haven't forgotten the times he told those INFAMOUS lies to me saying you were planning to set me up on our date when it was your birthday AND with help from his uncle and his accomplice, attempted to STRAND you after your latest concert! All because he ALWAYS hated you! (referring to the episodes, "Kahun-Ed" and "Picking Up is Hard to Do") But you assured me and were truthful with your love for me like a REAL friend. AND healed my SHATTERED heart caused by his said lies!!!! AND if it wasn't for my STRONG love for you, OR my Uncle Denny having enrolled me in Driver's Ed School AND received my driver's license at an early age prior to the event, I'd have NEVER come to your rescue and brought you home!!!!! *tears up and shakes in fear, but Jackie shushes him calmly as she put her hand on his forehead*
 * Jackie: *in unison, the short intro, "Safe And Sound" fades in* (while rubbing Edd) Don't worry, Edd. You're under my wing now. *sings "Safe And Sound" while rubbing Edd*
 * Edd: *in unison to Jackie singing and rubbing him, he falls asleep, and dreams of the times Jackie saved him from harm and hugged him letting him know he's safe with her*
 * Jackie (softly and calmly whispering / while hugging a sleeping Edd*: *finishes the song and hugs Edd while he was asleep and kisses him on the cheek* You're safe with me now, Double-D. You will see the BIGGEST difference of not being associated with Eddy, sweetie. I promise you and guarantee it. I love you so much with all my kind heart, sweetie. *episode ends with Jackie hugging Edd at his bedside*

Trivia

 * This episode marks Edd's official turn on Eddy.
 * Edd's turn on Eddy was never shown until the "2000 DAYTONA 500 Fantasy Edition" wiki, but discussed and foreshadowed in the next episode (Star Spangled Ed).

Plot

 * Edd, Jackie, Kevin, Rolf, Jimmy, Sarah, Johnny 2X4, Ed, the Powerpuff Girls,Timmy, Rudy, Penny, Bart, Bloo, Mac, Squidward Patrick, Sandy, Muriel and Courage were all at Jimmy's for a Fourth of July backyard barbeque party eating Fourth of July food at the table outside and chatting peacefully. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about escapes, decisions and right choices. After the last story and as night fell, Jackie decided to perform "God Bless America" and gesture everyone to join in singing and the fireworks came thanks to Mr. Conductor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Edward Helps Out (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Toby and the Flood (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) A Friend in Need (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * God Bless America (performed by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins in Jimmy's backyard at sunset, decorated beautifully in Patriotic-themed material for Fourth of July with the party already in progress and everyone having fun)
 * Kevin (while cooking / to himself): *sighs* Cooking on the barbie really can give you hot flashes, especially on the 4th Of July.
 * Sarah: Ed! Get your big butt off the sprinkler!
 * Ed: *sprays Sarah playfully, laughs, and runs to the table with the food*
 * Sarah: Oh, you!!!! *chases after Ed to the table*
 * Kevin: *mosquito buzzes on Kevin's nose* Huh?! *then Kevin flicks it (killing it as well) onto one of the hot dogs on the barbecue grill* Who's up for a dog?
 * (Suddenly, a ham lands onto the grill Kevin was cooking hot dogs on)
 * Kevin: Huh?
 * Rolf: Your mighty wieners are no match for Rolf's hunger.
 * Kevin: How long's this cook for?
 * Rolf: (lifts the ham) Done.
 * (At the table)
 * Muriel: Oh, you Powerpuff Girls are the sweetest things.
 * Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: Thank you, Muriel!
 * Bubbles: And your Courage is the cutest thing...well, next to my Timmy.
 * Timmy: Aw, thanks, Bubs. (the two kiss)
 * Muriel: If only Eustace could have come, but he'd rather read the paper, see a movie or go to the beach than be with his family. (reference to Eustace's activities in the "Courage the Cowardly Dog" episode, "Freaky Fred")
 * Courage: *snarls*
 * Bart: (eating a burger) Mmmm, don't these burgers hit the spot, Butter-babe?
 * Buttercup: Yeah! On the barbie is the way to go! And don't get me started on that girly, glossy, plastic freak! (obvious reference to Barbie) Anyway, I like these a lot better than those Krusty Burgers you introduced me to. Not that those aren't good too, that is.
 * Penny: It's just too bad Snap couldn't be here, Rudy.
 * Rudy: Ah, I'm sure Snap will have a fun Fourth of July in Chalkzone with Queen Rapsheeba. Especially since he'll be in charge of the fireworks. What a job!
 * Edd: Well, I'm certainly thankful that person I used to call a friend, Eddy isn't here. Jackie, I really must thank you for helping me see the truth in him. (referring to the previous episode,"Safe and Ed")
 * Jackie: I'm glad I did, dear. And the best part is he's serving his punishment for yelling and cussing at me again for revealing his TRUE side to you, turning you on him AND him having hospitalized you so horribly!
 * Edd: But I'm okay now, dear. *the two kiss*
 * Kevin (while bring more food to the table): Whoa, whoa, whoa, Double-D. You turned on Dorky?
 * Edd: Fortunately, yes, Kevin. Days after my recovery, I was to pick Jackie up for our date as well as dropping off food for her Pomeranian dog, Maggie, when he intruded on my driveway bringing another one of his various scams to my attention, but the fact he had no sympathy or gave no SINCERE apology for hospitalizing me AND that Jackie explained to me the TRUE Eddy, I let him have it. I told him EVERYTHING he's put me through my whole life! And that includes the 130 episodes, the 4 specials, the spin-off series, the movie, the crossover series at Shining Time Station and THIS series with our new friends. All the pain, the melee and the tragedy of his antics he's caused and put me through! And after ending my friendship with him, I ran him over with my car. It was a dish of justice served at the right temperature! And as I drove off, I heard and saw him throw one of his infamous temper-tantrums in my driveway.
 * Kevin: Whoa. You must have ranted at him pretty bad, and now after all these years, I officially take back calling you a dork. And by the way, I liked when you flattened the little dork in your driveway with your new car. *laughs* And you Double-D, are lucky enough to (in unison, pats Jackie on the shoulder multiple times) have a brave, pretty, sweet, and loyal chick like Jackie to wake you up and enjoy being with real friends, and not like Eddy. She can really keep you safe, and you made the RIGHT decision by listening to Jackie and turning on Dorky when you NEEDED to. (in unison, puts his hand on Edd's shoulder* I like you now, amigo.
 * Edd: Thank you so much, Kevin. (in his mind) My.... Jackie was RIGHT! Not being associated with that monster, Eddy IS proving a major difference in the cul-de-sac kids around me. They are LOVING me!!!! Thank you so much Jackie!!!! Bless you my dear guardian angel!!!!
 * Jackie: And THAT'S why you used to alienate Edd and Ed, Kevin. BECAUSE of Eddy. (in her head) Only thing to do now is get Ed to turn on Eddy, but a part of me tells me he WILL see the REAL Eddy eventually. (foreshadowing Thomas and the Magic Railroad: The Fantasy Crossover Edition and the "2000 Jiffy Lube 300 Fantasy Edition Wiki") [out loud] Furthermore, not only did Eddy cause Edd pain, he yelled at me, used profane language at me, called me the HORRENDOUS "b" word (referring to the episode, "10-Pin Ed"), allowed the Kankers to terrorize me and Edd! (referring to the episode, "You Hurt My Eds!") Luckily now I ignore haters such as Eddy and the Kanker Sisters, showing I am more mature than them, thanks to Double-D. As I would say, love not hate. AND with help from his uncle, Vinnie Raton and his accomplice, who Rudy, Penny and Snap UNFORTUNATELY have met before, attempted to STRAND ME after my latest concert by having his uncle steal Carmichael AND my parents' gas before he could pick me up, but my dear, Edd came to my rescue! (referring to the episode, "Picking Up is Hard to Do")
 * Kevin: Whoa.... how much of a heartless idiot like Dorky could say such harsh, hurtful things to you and try to ruin your life by stranding you or for telling Double-D the right thing to do? I agree with you, Jackie. I did sense something in Dorky when he first saw you and heard you sing, and I KNEW he was gonna hate on you for "taking Double-D away from him", and also because he was afraid that you WERE the one to reveal the REAL him to your loyal best friend (referring to Edd). And all the bad things he's done to you and Edd what you just told me, along with the ranting and cussing you out because you woke up Double-D and gave him courage, really hurt me inside the MOST. Gotta admit, Jackie, you did a VERY heroic thing by telling Double-D about the REAL Dorky, and saving Edd from his abuse, manipulation, and stupid lies. That was so choice!
 * Jackie: Bless you so much, Kevin. I just COULDN'T witness my dear Eddward being bullied by that little menace anymore. *hugs Edd tightly and kisses him on the cheek*
 * Edd: *blushes and tears up*
 * Kevin: And by the way, Jackie. If Dorky decides to foul-mouth you again, I'm pounding that Dork.
 * Jackie: As much as I abhor violence, that would be the only way to teach Eddy a lesson for bullying a sweet, innocent, honest, intelligent human being, and especially yelling and using foul language towards a female.
 * Kevin: I have yours AND Double-D's backs, Jackie, don't worry.
 * Sarah: Yummy! Hot dogs!
 * Jimmy: I love franks! (tries to eat a hot dog, but his retainer prevents it and gets mustard on his mouth) Woe is me.
 * Johnny: I can't take my eyes off Jimmy either, Plank.
 * Edd: Johnny, have you seen Ed?
 * (Suddenly, Ed's finger began poking the back of Edd's head)
 * Ed (voice only; in unison): Buzz, buzz, buzz!
 * Edd (as Ed continued to poke his Ed): Oh...hello, Ed!
 * Ed: I am a mosquito, Double-D! (imitates buzzing noises)
 * Patrick: (laughs) He sounds like a jellyfish! *suddenly tears up* Just like I used to do with...Sp...Sp...Spongebob! (cries) Why did you have to leave me?!!!! (sobs) I thought what we had was speciaaalllll!!!
 * Sandy: Aw, Pat. I know y'all are glum about Spongebob moving to Retroville. But it was all the nerve of that new and "in-the-nude" Red Guy varmit boss that made him and Double-D quit the Krusty Krab! (referring to the Red Guy from "Cow and Chicken") Besides, at least he's doing what he loves. Fry-cooking! McSpanky's is lucky to have him!
 * Squidward: I'm just lucky I finally have some peace and quiet without that yellow nuisance living next door to me anymore! (laughs)
 * Sandy: (whispering to Patrick) Never mind him, Pat. I have an idea that'll keep you and Spongebob in touch AND have normal face-to-face interaction with each other...
 * Patrick: Ooooo...
 * Jackie: That reminds me, dear. What do you think you'll find work in next?
 * Edd: Well, dear, since I've grown on NASCAR AND NHL Hockey, not to mention my Uncle Charles told me I'd make for a real coach after my and the others' time at NHL Hockey Training Camp (reference to the episode,"Pro-Learning"), I could see myself as a young NASCAR driver or NHL Hockey coach. (foreshadowing the "NASCAR 2000 Fantasy Edition" wiki-series and the New York Islanders VS The St. Louis Blues Wikis) Plus, Mr. Conductor AND Timmy did tell both Lisa and I that they're always looking for work on the Island of Sodor. (foreshadowing the episode, "Ain't Easy Being Green")
 * Rudy: Say, where is Lisa anyway?
 * Bart: Ah, she's spending Fourth of July over in Ireland with her boyfriend, Colin.
 * Blossom: Mind you, Bart, they don't even celebrate Fourth of July internationally. Fourth of July is SPECIFICALLY an American holiday. *sigh* I just wish Jimmy Neutron could be here with me, but he's spending his Fourth of July with his friends and family. Not that I'm against it.
 * (Bloo scarfing chips and soda like in the Foster's episode, "Hiccy Burp")
 * Mac: Bloo, take it easy! Are you TRYING to get hiccups again and annoy the heck out of everyone?!
 * Bloo: C'mon, it's hilarious! Don't pretend you don't love it!
 * Mac: *gives a raised brow*
 * Bloo: Oh, stop with the face.
 * Mac: I promised Frankie and Mr. Herriman that I'd make sure you behave! Don't you understand the whole point of that?!
 * Bloo: Sheesh, relax, Mac. I'm just glad I'm here and not there where Cheese and Eduardo would be screaming like big scaredy babies at the fireworks! Besides, if your mom hadn't moved you and your jerky older brother to Louise's old apartment or if that apartment SHE moved to allowed imaginary friends, he wouldn't be living at Foster's! (reference to the FHFIF episode finale, "Goodbye to Bloo")
 * Mac: Bloo, first of all, you know how sensitive Eduardo is and that's just the way Cheese was created. Secondly, it wasn't my choice! It was my mom's new promotion at work the reason why we had to move to a new apartment in the first place. Furthermore, the apartment Louise and her family now live at WILL actually lift the rule on "no imaginary friends allowed". So Cheese can finally move out of Foster's!
 * Bloo: Oh, Mac! You mean it?!
 * Mac: Of course.
 * Bloo: Thank goodness! PHEW! I mean, who wants to sleep under the same roof as that guy? (he and Mac high-five each other) I mean, Geez Louise!
 * Mac: *rolls his eyes, still smiling and eats his burger*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on the table)
 * Mr. Conductor: This is quite a party going on.
 * Timmy: Hiya, Mr. C! Sister Conductor doing okay?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, indeed she's doing a lot better, Timmy. Edd, I heard about your accident last week, I'm glad you're okay now too.
 * Edd: Thank you, Mr. Conductor. Fortunately, Eddy is grounded for a week and won't be joining us nor am I associating myself with him anymore!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well done, Edd! I'm proud of you for your decision! I KNEW something evil was inside Eddy. No wonder why he hated Jackie so much. And thank you so much, Jackie for allowing Edd to see the light and the truth about Eddy.
 * Jackie: You're very welcome. Mr. Conductor. Because I HAD to do it for the love of Edd, because he suffers too much from being associated with that evil Eddy. I HAD to wake him up, now the kids in the cul-de-sac have a change of heart for Edd, and now well-respect him after he turned on Eddy for the RIGHT reasons. Plus, my family even had Edd's back for the best reasons as they KNEW how bad Eddy was and how he treated ME in front of Edd. Now that I woke Edd up, he is living a happy life, something that the "prison guard", Eddy imprisoned him from having. *hugs Edd, and Edd blushes* You're safe now, Double-D.
 * Jimmy (kindly to Jackie / with tears in his eyes): You're a hero AND an angel, Jackie...!
 * Sarah (happily to Jackie / badmouthing Eddy): You go, girlfriend! Serves fishface (referring to Eddy) right after torturing Double-D all these years!!!!
 * Rolf (kindly to Jackie / badmouthing Eddy): Rolf gives praise to the pretty blonde Evancho girl with the golden angelic voice. Not since Mama got a new shoehorn have I heard of such bravery that is assisting the smart and kind Ed-boy into...how do you say? AWAKENING him with the TRUTH of the littlest, malevolent Ed-boy and I curse that wee-roach Ed boy for cursing the life of the poor mistreated Ed boy! *pats Edd on the back, and Edd smiles*
 * Jackie (kindly): Bless you, everyone. Because what Eddy never knew about me and my family is that the Evanchos go against the grind.
 * Rolf: Grind?
 * Kevin (happily): *laughs* You mean "grain", Jackie?
 * Jackie (humorously): Who says, "grain"?
 * [all laugh and giggle]
 * Kevin: Good one Jackie! *laughs* It's just too bad Nazz ain't here to hear that, though. Thanks to Dorky, she has to babysit him while his parents, her parents and aunt are at some Fourth of July party of their own so Dorky doesn't try to bust out. He's lucky we ain't attackin' HIM for being grounded because we ain't in HIS level of stupid. (in his mind) But I'd like to throw things, tease him, and brick up HIS house just to get back at the little dork! *laughs*
 * Mr. Conductor: Good for Nazz! We've had a number of escapes on the Island of Sodor.
 * Muriel: Oh, my! You mean some have REALLY escaped FROM the Island of Sodor, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: No! Escaped from diesel territory. I'll tell you the stories. (blows whistle and "Escape!" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after "A Friend In Need")
 * Muriel: Awwww.... that kind Jack did make the right decision to help save Thomas from Ned's wee mistake. He is a true hero to the pack.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed. And when Ms. Jenny accepted him into the pack, Jack will remember his heroic for a long time. That shows he is a true patriot.
 * Bloo: But he's not even an American! How could he be a patriot if he doesn't live in America?!
 * Edd: No, Bloo. Patriot is another term for hero.
 * Mac: Why do you have to make things obvious, Bloo?!
 * Bloo (unethusiastically): *short pause* I ain't complainin'.
 * Edd: Well, it is nighttime now, so we mustn't miss the fireworks. They should be lighting the beautiful Independence Day night any minute.
 * Jimmy: I love fireworks, Sarah! They always come in pretty colors!
 * Sarah: I know, Jimmy! I can't wait to see em'!
 * Bubbles: I can't wait to see the fireworks, Timmykins! They are so pretty!
 * Timmy: Maybe they will form in flowers for you, Bubsy.
 * Bubbles: *cute giggle* *kisses Timmy*
 * Rudy: Well, I bet Snap is watching the fireworks in Chalkzone with Queen Rapsheeba, his girlfriend.
 * Penny: I really hope the fireworks form in the shape of stars.
 * Rudy: Or pieces of chalk!
 * Johnny: Or acorns!
 * Buttercup: Or boxing gloves!
 * Bart: Or skateboards!
 * Patrick: Or ice cream!
 * Squidward: HMPH! I bet the fireworks don't form in the shape of Spongebob!
 * Sandy: Hush, Squiddy! I heard that! You watch what you say, and keep your comments to yourself, dang-gummit!
 * Squidward: *grumbles underneath his breath*
 * Courage: I don't like loud fireworks. They're always too loud and it scares me.
 * Bubbles: Awwww.... *kindly gives Courage headphones* Here's some cute headphones for you Courage so you don't get scared, sweetie. *kisses Courage sweetly*
 * Courage: *blushes*
 * Rolf: Rolf wishes to celebrate this American Holiday in Rolf's home country!
 * Kevin: Rolf, really? Are you naive, man?
 * Rolf: Never mind, Kevin. Rolf wishes to enjoy the joyous how do you say, fireworks?
 * Ed: Fireworks are as cute as little babies! Coochie coochie coo!
 * (10 minutes later)
 * Bloo: 10 minutes and still no fireworks! What kind of Fourth Of July is this?!
 * Mac: Bloo! Be patient! The people in the distance must be having trouble setting up the fireworks. Why do you have to make things such a big deal?!
 * Ed: Like game shows?
 * Mac: Really, Ed?
 * Ed: I am sorry little Mac. I, Ed will behave like a monster truck.
 * Bubbles (sadly): What if the fireworks don't come? It would be the worst Fourth Of July ever! *cries*
 * Courage (in unison to Bubbles crying): *whines sadly*
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): *hugs Bubbles and shushes her calmly* Calm down, Bubbles. I'm sure the fireworks will come soon. You know what I do while I wait for the fireworks on the Fourth Of July?
 * Bubbles (sadly): What do you do, Jackie? *sniffles*
 * Jackie (calmly and kindly): *in unison, the intro to "God Bless America" plays in the background* I sing a special patriotic song from my heart.
 * Bubbles (sadly): You do? *sniffles* Will the fireworks come if you sing a beautiful song? Because you have a beautiful voice that makes everyone happy and makes good things happen?
 * Jackie (kindly): Maybe, Bubbles. And this is the song I sing every Fourth Of July, and you will know it along with everybody. *begins to sing "God Bless America, and proceeds in the song"*
 * (during the instrumental break)
 * Kevin (in tears): That was SO cool, Jackie! What a way to celebrate the Fourth Of July!
 * Johnny (in tears): Plank says "You have a beautiful voice, Jackie!".
 * Edd (in tears): Bless you, Jackie.
 * Bubbles: That song really cheered me up. You really are an angel, Jackie!
 * Jackie:Thank you. If you like... you can all join your voices with me.
 * Everyone: *agrees with Jackie*
 * Mr. Conductor: *appears* And we can't have a Fourth Of July.... without fireworks! *raises his hand up in the air, and disappears as the fireworks went off booming in the air*
 * Jackie (with everyone / in unison to the fireworks booming in the air): *sings the rest of "God Bless America" and the episode ends*

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a New Year's Eve Party at Shining Time Station. Timmy and Bubbles agreed to have their date at the party as did Edd and Jackie as well as Bart and Buttercup, Blossom and Jimmy Neutron, Lisa and Colin (who was in town for a week) and Rudy and Penny. Snap, Ed, Mac and Bloo attended because Snap was always up for a party, Ed was in for the fun of the party and Mac wanted Bloo to join in on their first New Year's Eve party with their new friends in which Bloo was bored. Professor Utonium and Ms. Keane joined in, along with Homer and Marge, and The Tenors (friends of Mr. Conductor) also joined in. Eddy did not attend since he was grounded again and Edd no longer wanted Eddy associated with him (as well as Eddy being forbidden to be anywhere near Jackie and Edd wanted his and Jackie's evening to be nice and peaceful). As everyone was enjoying the party, Timmy realized that as another year was ending so would another and another and eventually they'd all grow up and the good times may not last forever. Snap and Bloo, overhearing Timmy, began feeling the same way fearing Rudy and Mac will no longer want them, their imaginary friends as they get older and the rest of the kids grew depressed too. Mr. Conductor soothes their feelings with Thomas Stories about resolutions and getting through hard times. In the end, The Tenors performs "A New Day's Begun" (before the fireworks went off) to encourage everyone that years will come and go, but they will last a long time along with all the good times they'll spend. Rudy and Mac even reassured Snap and Bloo that no matter how old they get, they will NEVER outgrow their imaginary friends who are also their BEST friends.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bowled Out (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) Time for Trouble (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * A New Day's Begun (Performed by The Tenors)

Trivia

 * The Tenors (Formerly known as "The Canadian Tenors") guest star in this episode.

Plot

 * When Shining Time Station is in need of a new welcome sign (which would not be made and painted until "Thomas and the Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition)"), Timmy, Jimmy Neutron, The Powerpuff Girls, Ed, Edd, Jackie, The Chalkzone Gang, Bart, Lisa, Mac and Bloo all debate on how the new sign should look and the right colors to use. Meanwhile, Mr. Conductor is deciding on a new color for his signalhouse door. When both the pending decisions for the sign and signalhouse door meet, Mr. Conductor tells stories about Sodor coping with changes and having changes of heart and mind. After the last story, the sign design was decided and Mr. Conductor decided his signalhouse door was fine the color it was. Just then, Il Volo arrived as they were to leave for the Island of Sodor and begin their Summer jobs there. The kids were proud of their friends that they would be living and working on Sodor for the Summer (except Bloo who didn't care and in Piero's case, he would be working on Sodor again since "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition"), but at the same time they did not want Il Volo to leave them. The three tenors explain their plans as well as that their minds are made up and perform "My Way" to show them what they mean by their message. After the song, the teary-eyed gang (even Bloo) said good-bye to their Italian friends as Mr. Conductor disappeared with the three tenors to the Island of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mind That Bike (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) A Scarf for Percy (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Thomas and the Rumors (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Oliver the Snow Engine (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * My Way (Cover by Il Volo)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with a train pulling out of the station outside as the gang arrived with their sign supplies)
 * (quotes to be added)
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me explain it to you. (blows whistle and "Mind That Bike" begins.)

Quote 2

 * '(After "Oliver The Snow Engine")

Plot

 * Eddy, Ed and Snap get overly excited when they win a tour to the world famous jawbreaker factory and discuss their plans too soon. Mr. Conductor appears and warns them not to count their chickens. He also teaches them with stories about eagerness on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Special Letter (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Percy Runs Away (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) A Big Day for Thomas (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) The Runaway Elephant (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 5) James and the Queen of Sodor (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Gone Fishing

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Ed. Eddy, and Snap inside Ed's room, checking the mail)
 * Eddy: C'mon Lumpy, I've already looked through your stupid pen-pal letters! (sarcastically) Oh, look.... an electric bill! Hmph! I hope Sarah the little spoiled brat pays it this time. Snap, did you find anything?
 * Snap: Nope! Not one special letter.
 * Ed: I found something, guys!
 * Eddy: Ooh! Give it to me Lumpy!!!! Come to papa!!!!
 * Eddy: *gasps excitedly after reading letter* We've won!!!!! We're in jawbreaker heaven!!!!!
 * Snap: Tell me we won that trip to the world famous jawbreaker factory!!!!
 * Eddy: We did! WHOOOOO!!!!!
 * Ed: Jawbreakers!!!!! *laughs*
 * Snap: I hope they allow us in the plant!
 * Eddy: And I hope they give us free jawbreakers!
 * Ed: Like car insurance?!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't tell me I missed the jawbreaker factory notice.
 * Eddy: Well we already did and we're going for sure!
 * Ed: Can you come with us, Mr. C?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd love to attend but sadly I have to babysit Poof for Cosmo and Wanda that day. Plus, I wouldn't get too excited and confident, guys.
 * Eddy: What do you mean "don't get too excited", Mr. Confronter?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, getting overly excited and eager would mostly get you nowhere. Just look what happened to Thomas when he got a letter and became overly-excited.
 * Eddy: Let me guess, he didn't win a trip to a jawbreaker factory, Right?
 * Ed: Do engines run on roads, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Certainly not, Eds. But Thomas did go off the rails. Let me tell you 3 about it. (Blows whistle and "Thomas & The Special Letter" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "James And The Queen Of Sodor")
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm afraid I have sad news, the jawbreaker factory tour was cancelled due to a break-in inside the factory. Mojo Jojo robbed and vandalized the place, but luckily the Powerpuff Girls, Cleft The Boy Chin Wonder (referring to Timmy), Bartman (referring to Bart) and Brainboy (referring to Jimmy Neutron) stopped him and the evil primate is now in jail for life.
 * Snap: Great gumballs! Mojo Jojo robbing the place, and Timmy, Bart and Jimmy Neutron joining the Powerpuff Girls to save the factory and fight against evil?! I thought those Buckos would never join the girls' team and beat that evil criminal!
 * Eddy: What?!!! (groans) Is fate ALWAYS against me?!!!
 * Ed: Curse you, evil chimp!
 * Eddy: Who invented robberies anyway?! I bet this newspaper has the stupid jawbreaker robbery in it! *looks at front page and gasps loudly* No way!
 * Snap: What? Does it have more info on the robbery?
 * Eddy: No, look! The front page says that NASCAR has bought the cul-de-sac and the groundbreaking ceremony for a new racetrack is next Saturday!
 * Snap: That means you and the cul-de-sac gang can't live in the cul-de-sac anymore due to the demolition and construction work!
 * Eddy: I don't care! I just want this cul-de-sac to be a racetrack, a HUGE racetrack! Then we'll be rich!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, enjoy the cul-de-sac while you can Eddy. Oh! I just remembered. I promised Rudy and Penny I'd take them fishing on the Island Of Sodor today.
 * Eddy: Yeah, I bet it's as small as Ed's stupid backyard pond.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, MORE than that, Eddy. (blows whistle and "Gone Fishing" begins")

Trivia

 * This is Mr. Conductor's (George Carlin's) last appearance in the series.
 * This episode foreshadows the "2000 Chunky Puffs 400 Fantasy Edition" wiki, and the venue known as Ed, Edd n Eddy Raceway Park.

Plot

 * Percy has no driver because his driver and fireman found new jobs. Sir Topham Hatt found it hard to find a new driver and told Percy if he can't find a driver for him that day, the small engine will have to be scrapped. Percy shudders in fear and becomes sad and alone in the sheds. Edd and Lisa arrive to Tidmouth Sheds (looking for a job) and introduce themselves to the green engine. Percy told them what Sir Topham Hatt said and Edd and Lisa felt terrible for Percy and tried thinking of ways to save him from scrap. Percy tells stories about close calls and heroism on the Island Of Sodor to give Edd and Lisa some advice. After the last story, Sir Topham Hatt arrives to see Percy and spots Edd and Lisa by the green engine. Edd and Lisa ask Sir Topham Hatt for the job to become Percy's driver and fireman and accepts their job requests. Percy felt so relieved that he decided to play the song "Anchor Me" by The Tenors, who were his friends from Canada.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Alfie Has Kittens (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 2) Trusty Rusty (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 3) Heroes (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 4) Stepney Gets Lost (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 5) A Close Shave For Duck (Ringo Starr) (repeat)

Song

 * Anchor Me (Sung by The Tenors)

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd and Lisa walking)
 * Edd: Isn't the Island of Sodor wonderful, Lisa?
 * Lisa: It is, Eddward. I can't believe you've been here before and you know all the engines and the road vehicles from Mr. Conductor's stories, and I didn't know the engines spoke British. (After overhearing the engines' ambiance on a hillside)
 * Edd: Thank you, Lisa. It was just THE place Jackie needed to celebrate her birthday and to our surprise it was rather a unique change to see Mr. Conductor in regular adult size. (referring to the episode, "Kahun-Ed") A shame he was too busy at Shining Time Station to come with us today, but I've excellent knowledge on where everything is.
 * Lisa: Say, there's Tidmouth Sheds. Is that Percy?
 * Edd: Indeed it is, Lisa. He looks upset.
 * (They both approach him)
 * Edd: Percy?
 * Percy (nervous): Oh, hi, Edd. Who's your friend?
 * Lisa: I'm Lisa Simpson. Your friend, Mr. Conductor told me all about you and your friends. What's the matter little big guy?
 * Percy: My driver and fireman found new jobs. Sir Topham Hatt says if he can't find me replacements, he'll scrap me!
 * Edd: Oh my!
 * Lisa: He can't do that! He shouldn't do that!
 * Edd: Indeed, Lisa. Percy, you're one of Sir Topham Hatt's most useful engnes as he's said so himself.
 * Percy: Bless you, Edd.
 * Edd: You know, Percy, I had a job back in the United States working at a restaurant called The Krusty Krab. After Mr. Krabs-- oh! that's my boss, retired from that eating establishment, an extremely ridiculous creature known as the Red Guy took over and horribly mistreated me and Spongebob and pushed us too hard. The Red Guy even called me a lady! No disrespect intended, Lisa. Anyway, me and Spongebob quit the job and I came here with Lisa searching for employment while Spongebob applied and received a job at McSpanky's in Retroville. *in his mind* Thankfully, Sandy provided him and Patrick with Stype to keep in touch vocally AND visually!
 * Lisa: It's a shame to see Mr. Krabs retire, Edd. He was such an intelligent crab.
 * Percy: But crabs don't have tires!
 * Edd: Re-tired, Percy. Mr. Krabs left the business. Not only that, but Lisa and I had also a job tutoring students at Springfield Elementary for free, but we're in need of a salary job-that's paying-so, here we are. However, I just hope we think of some ways to save your life.
 * Percy: Well, we engines have rescued each other from certain doom at times. Pack members have had their heroic adventures too. Like when Alfie rescued a litter of kittens. (peeps on his whistle and "Alfie Has Kittens" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Percy: If those kittens can count on Alfie to rescue them, then I should know I can rely on you two.
 * Lisa: You CAN rely on us, Percy.

Quote 2

 * (After "A Close Shave For Duck")
 * Lisa: Well that was definitely a close shave for Duck. That move saved him and James for sure.
 * Percy: And I was there when Duck returned.
 * (Sir. Topham Hatt arrives in his car and exits the vehicle)
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: As you know Percy, I still can't find a driver for you. So in an hour, I will have to send Bill and Ben to fetch you and take you to the scrapyards so that you will be melted down and used again as something else.
 * Percy: *shudders in fear* NO! PLEASE, SIR! I want to live and pull trains!!!!
 * Lisa: *to Edd* Oh, no! What are we gonna do?!
 * Edd: I've just the plan to save Percy. C'mon! *runs with Lisa and shields Percy* Please Mr. Hatt, Sir! You mustn't scrap this poor defenseless steam-powered locomotive.
 * Lisa: Percy is too fragile!
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: What are you doing 'ere, you two? Who are you?
 * Percy: Oh, Sir! These are my two new friends from the United States, Lisa and Eddward. I already know Eddward, and I just met Lisa for the first time.
 * Edd: Pleasure to meet you, Sir.
 * Lisa: Hello.
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: Pleasure to meet you two. *gives both of them handshakes*
 * Edd: Lisa and I just moved here to the Island Of Sodor looking for a job. I just quit my first job after my boss, Mr. Krabs went into retirement and replaced by a very insane Red Guy. The new boss didn't treat me and Spongebob with respect, so we both quit, although Spongebob got upset and cried. *puts hand on Lisa's shoulder* I,along with my good friend, Lisa Simpson were searching for employment around this marvelous place suggested by our dear friend, Mr. Conductor who couldn't be here today, when Percy told us that he had no driver and fireman.
 * Percy: It was kind of Mr. Conductor to bring these hardworking children here.
 * Lisa: And we both could definitely manage and handle a steam powered locomotive.
 * Edd: Could we please have the job to work with Percy?
 * Percy: PLEASE! Please, Sir!


 * Sir Topham Hatt: *sighs happily* Yes, I'm hiring both of you to work with Percy because you are heroic youngsters.


 * *Lisa and Edd jump, cheer and hug each other*


 * Percy: I'm saved!!!!
 * Edd: *shakes Sir. Topham Hatt's hand rapidly* Oh, me and Lisa can't thank you enough Mr. Hatt!
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: Now, please... call me Sir.
 * Lisa: Okay um.... Sir.
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: That's much better.
 * Percy: Thank you so much Eddward and Lisa! I love you two so much, I can't thank you two enough for saving my life! How could I ever repay both of you?
 * Lisa: A song would be nice.
 * Percy: And I've just the song! They're from my friends.... the Canadian Tenors! (Peeps on his whistle and "Anchor Me" begins)

Trivia

 * Since Percy speaks with a British accent, Ringo Starr and Michael Angelis tell the stories as his "story voice".
 * Percy talks with a youthful voice. (as heard in Thomas & The Magic Railroad)
 * Percy peeps on his own whistle to tell the stories and introduce the song.
 * The reason why Edd is looking for the job is because Mr. Krabs retired and was replaced by the Red Guy from Cow & Chicken.
 * The song "Anchor Me" comes from the PBS Special "The Tenors: Lead With Your Heart".

Plot

 * Timmy and Bubbles spend a night in sleeping bags under the stars. Timmy tells Thomas Stories of Bubbles' choice. They also discuss Timmy's troubles with Trixie and his other problems in Dimmsdale as well as their plans to get married. Bubbles, too tells a story for and to Timmy.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play (repeat)
 * 2) Thomas and the Moles (repeat)
 * 3) Thomas' Trusty Friends (repeat)
 * 4) Make Someone Happy (repeat)
 * 5) Happy Ever After

Song

 * L'Abitudine (by Andrea Bocelli & Helene Hellwig)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Timmy and Bubbles lying down inside their sleeping bags on flat land at night laying under the moon and the stars)
 * Bubbles: Isn't the night beautiful, Timmy Bear?
 * Timmy: I sure know it, Bubbly Bunny
 * Bubbles: Your tank-tops you sleep in are so cute, Timmykins.
 * Timmy: And your blue gown looks epically beautiful like your eyes.
 * Bubbles: (giggles) You're my first real boyfriend.
 * Timmy: And your only boyfriend, right?
 * Bubbles: Of course! *giggles* Even Ms. Keane, The Professor and my sisters are loyal to you. (In reference to "Cheer Up, Bubbly")
 * Timmy: I've met lots of girls who have turned me down like Trixie, but you, in comparison to all of them, are an angel.
 * Bubbles: *blushes* You know just what to say to take your girl's breath away.
 * Timmy: And I know just the way to please you tonight. What shall your Thomas Story picks be tonight, dear?
 * Bubbles: Oh! Oh! What about the funny one where the cricket players chased after Stepney to get their ball back?!
 * Timmy: Anything for you, my Bubbly Bunny. (reaches into his pocket for his whistle). Enjoy, my dear! (blows whistle and "Train Stops Play" begins)

Quote 2

 * (after "Make Someone Happy")
 * Bubbles: That fair must have been fun!! I'm happy for Mrs. Kindly.
 * Timmy: I'm glad you're enjoying our night together, sweets.
 * Bubbles: Timmy, I don't want to sound jealous, but...
 * Timmy: But what, Bubs? You can tell me. As a couple, we must tell each other everything.
 * Bubbles: It's just...you've told me stories so much...that...
 * Timmy: Yes...?
 * Bubbles: I've always wanted to tell some to you! I know the story of Percy helping with Mrs. Kindly's wedding by my little heart!
 * Timmy: Bubbles, I thought you'd never say that, but I was going to give you...
 * Bubbles: Yes...?
 * Timmy: This. (in unison, her presents Bubbles with a story whistle.)
 * Bubbles: OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! I'm so excited!!!!
 * Timmy: I knew you'd be happy. Mr. Conductor keeps a great supply of whistles around should one ever disappear and he and I have more for back-up.
 * Bubbles: Thank you, Timmy! (hugs him)
 * Timmy: (face blushing) So, Bubsy, are you ready to tell your first Thomas story?
 * Bubbles: Yes, siree! Here I go! (blows whistle and "Happy Ever After" begins)


 * (After "Happy Ever After")
 * Timmy: *yawns* Well, I think we should head off to sleep.
 * Bubbles: (cutely) Awwww... Timmy...
 * Timmy: *yawns*
 * [Bubbles slowly floats into Timmy's sleeping bag and begins cuddling with him]
 * ("L'Abitudine" slowly fades in in unison to Bubbles entering Timmy's sleeping bag)
 * Timmy: *opens his eyes* Awwww..... Bubbles, I didn't know you can fit into my sleeping bag with me. Your skin feels warm and soft... ahhh.... and your breath smells like fresh blueberries.
 * Bubbles: *giggles*
 * Timmy: It's just too bad Trixie never liked or appreciated me the way you do. She would always call on her deputies (referring to Tad and Chad), that big "security guy" who'd send me and my friends flying into garbage pails in the school cafeteria, or do anything to get me far away from her distance. I didn't know what I was gonna do...
 * Bubbles (while cuddling with Timmy): (cutely & softly) Shhh...shhhh....shhh...shhh.... (calmly) Timmy, don't believe Trixie. To tell you the truth, Timmy, you're the very first boy I ever liked who wasn't a bad guy. (referring to Boomer) Trixie was a big and painfully beautiful stinker. She judged you by the fact you weren't rich or popular and because of the size of your tooth.
 * Timmy: Yeah, what's up with that?! My tooth is big, but it's no giant! And how did you judge me?
 * Bubbles: *puts hand on Timmy's heart* I judged you from here.... and that's why you're safe with me,Timmypie. *slowly wraps her arms around Timmy and slowly & softly kisses Timmy on the cheek* By the way, there's nothing wrong with the size of your tooth. To me, it's unique which they call unique, beautiful. (While nuzzling Timmy's cheek) You always treated me like I was your cute little pet and I loved you like the couple we were destined to be. I just hope that I could spend time and be with you forever. (Slowly kisses Timmy on the cheek)
 * Timmy (while cuddling with Bubbles): I thought the same, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles (while cuddling Timmy): *gasps cutely* (sweetly) you did?
 * Timmy: I actually did. Bubbles may I ask you a question?
 * Bubbles: (softly) Awww.....
 * Timmy: Bubbles.... will you.... *Bubbles softly covers his mouth*
 * Bubbles: Yes, Timmy. * put right hand on her heart and tears up* I love you like a brother! (voice cracks in the end) *wraps arms around Timmy and kisses him on the lips*
 * Bubbles' heart inside her skin glows brightly blue, and beats on Timmy's stomach where Timmy can feel it beat*
 * Timmy (to himself while kissing Bubbles on the lips): Man I feel her heart pumping in my stomach, and I actually see it glowing blue. She really LOVES me. Guess Bubbles knew what I was gonna say. This is definitely a night to remember. I finally get to marry my love, Bubbles and maybe we'll even have children! (foreshadowing Thomas And The Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition) as well as Tommy and Tammy from the FOP TV movie, "Channel Chasers" debuting.).
 * Timmy (while cuddling): I love you Bubbles.
 * Bubbles (while cuddling): I love you, my adorable little Timmy. *giggles*
 * Timmy (while cuddling): Hey Bubbles, can we get my friend, NYPD officer Robert Barone (from "Everybody Loves Raymond") and his crew to arrest Trixie's so-called "security guards" to teach Trixie and the rich kids a lesson even though I'll never be in school anymore?
 * Bubbles: *giggles sweetly* You're the best, Timmy....
 * (episode ends with Timmy and Bubbles cuddling inside Timmy's sleeping bag and song continues in through the end credits)

Trivia

 * In this episode, Timmy was wearing a tank-top, and Bubbles was wearing a gown inside their sleeping bags.
 * Bubbles tells the last story and this is the only episode in the series that she tells a Thomas Story. (She also tells one in the mini wiki page-special "I Now Pronounce You Ed and Wife" focusing on Edd and Jackie's wedding.)

Plot

 * Bart and Buttercup were in the PPG house alone one rainy night. No one was in the house but them due to Bubbles out with Timmy (on their date in the previous episode taking place the same night as this episode), the Professor and Ms. Keane on their honeymoon, and Blossom and Jimmy at Jimmy's house (on their date next episode taking place the same night as the other 2 couples). Meanwhile Homer & Marge were out with Maggie and Abe to dinner. Bart tries making Buttercup feel better by telling her how much he loves her, and tells her Thomas Stories (with a Thomas Story whistle Timmy gave him) of Buttercup's choice (action on Sodor). After the last story, Bart and Buttercup DEEPLY confess their love for each other, even Buttercup kindly understood when she calmed poor sad Bart down when he told her about his troubles with females, especially DARCY. Heartfelt Buttercup kindly told Bart HER troubles with Butch to help Bart understand her male troubles to help him feel better. They each kindly gave a warm hug. Then Bart proposed to Buttercup and Buttercup agreed, happily cried and hugged him. After that, while on the couch holding hands, Bart played "Let's Not Be Alone Tonight" by R5, Buttercup's favorite boy-band (on Buttercup's remote-controlled 5.1 surround-sound home theater), and they both hugged and kissed on the couch while the song played, and through the end credits.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Big Surprise for Percy (three-peat)
 * 2) A Close Shave for Duck (three-peat)
 * 3) Busy Going Backwards (three-peat)
 * 4) Salty's Stormy Tale (three-peat)
 * 5) Heroes (three-peat)

Song

 * Let's Not Be Alone Tonight (performed by R5)

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with view of the PPG house on a rainy night, then inside the PPG bedroom)
 * Buttercup: I hate rainy days! I need to have fun with my boyfriend playing street-baseball! I need to punch!
 * Bart (feeling bored): Same here, Butter-babe. What should we do?
 * Buttercup: Hey! Let's see if your dad can play "Homer-base" in one of those indoor sports game you made up!
 * Bart: Wish Homeboy could, babe, but I ain't busting Homeboy's beer bottles now, he, Mom, and Maggie are at Grandpa's "celebration dinner" at the place where Mom and Dad had their first date.
 * Buttercup (sadly): *sad sigh* Then what do you think we should do to wait out tonight's "rains of Snoresville"?
 * Bart: What about...stories?
 * Buttercup: Stories? What'chu talking about, Bart?
 * Bart: C'mon, you love action, right?
 * Buttercup: Of course I do, Bart-dude! Those Island of Sodor stories are packed with action!
 * Bart: It just so happens I know a bunch by heart; Man, I've been paying MORE attention than usual to Mr. Conductor and Timmy. ESPECIALLY action-packed ones And, my man, Timmy, even gave me this. (in unison, whips out a silver whistle.)
 * Buttercup: Oh, sweet!
 * Bart: You name a story, I am at your command.
 * Buttercup: Alright, let me see...Hey! Tell me the one where Percy was looking for excitement! At least, he'd know how we're feeling tonight.
 * Bart: No problem-o! (blows whistle and "A Big Surprise for Percy' begins)

Quote 2

 * (after "Heroes")
 * Buttercup: Oh, boy! That story gave me chills! Thanks, babe.
 * Bart: Anytime, B.C.
 * Buttercup: What should we do now?
 * Bart: Well...I guess there's...one...thing...
 * Buttercup: What, Bart? Out with it!
 * Bart: (gulps) This has been the hardest thing I've had to do all night. And if I do this, I'll risk a broken heart...again.
 * Buttercup: What do you mean, "broken heart again"?
 * Bart: I guess I can tell ya, Butter-babe. Before I met you, (tears up) I've had a lot of girlfriends and every relationship never lasted long! (cries) And, Darcy...Oh, man, she was the worst!!! (cries again)
 * Buttercup: Hey, come on. Stop, Bart. Or you'll make me...(sad gasp) *crying tone* Now I am!!!!! (cries)
 * Bart: (wipes tear) Why are YOU crying?
 * Buttercup (wiping her tears): Before we were an item... you know Butch...?
 * Bart: Yeah, that dude with his own trio of super-powered siblings?
 * Buttercup: That's the one. He...he...tricked me! (tears up again) He tricked me to think he was on the good guys' side, but was using me to wreak havoc!!!! I can't believe I believed him!!!
 * Bart: Hey, it's alright. I've done stupid things too. Things that got me in trouble with the law. And if it cheers you up...(proposes a wedding bracelet to her since she has no fingers to put a ring on.)
 * Buttercup: Y-y-you mean-???
 * Bart: Buttercup Utonium, I have loved you since the day we met. Our love for action and violence is what clicked us together. So I ask...Will you marry me?
 * Buttercup: Heck, yes! (takes the bracelet and wears it then she hugged Bart crying happily)
 * Bart (tears of happiness running down his cheeks): And hey, don't we also love R5?
 * Buttercup: You know it!
 * (Bart plays R5's "Let's Not Be Alone Tonight" on Buttercup's remote-controlled 5.1 Surround Sound home-theater)
 * (The two held hands, looked into each others eyes, kissed and cuddled as the song played through the credits ending the episode)

Trivia

 * This is the only time Bart tells Thomas Stories.
 * This is the first episode to use "three-peats" in this case to keep the theme proper and fair to the main interest of a particular couple.

Plot

 * Blossom and Jimmy Neutron were alone in Jimmy's room one night while Goddard was having his latest software update installed inside him overnight. Jimmy and Blossom. Jimmy and Blossom were talking about their strong love for each other. Jimmy pulls out a Thomas Story whistle from his pocket (given by Timmy as a gift) and treats Blossom to Thomas Stories of her choice. After the Thomas Stories, Jimmy and Blossom each calmly but tearfully confess their problems with girls and boys, especially the fact that Brick who tried manipulating Blossom to wreak havoc, causing Blossom to dump the Rowdyruff Boy. Jimmy then pulled a wedding bracelet from his pocket and engaged her. Jimmy played Il Divo's cover of "I Will Always Love You" on his 5.1 surround sound watch he invented the day prior as he and Blossom, hugged, laughed, kissed and cuddled through the end credits.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal (three-peat)
 * 2) The Flying Kipper (three-peat)
 * 3) Edward's Exploit (three-peat)
 * 4) Percy's Promise (three-peat)
 * 5) Four Little Engines (three-peat)

Song

 * I Will Always Love You (performed by Il Divo)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with the Neutron Logo transition as the camera eases in on Jimmy's bedroom window)
 * Goddard: *whines nervously*
 * Jimmy: Don't be like that, Goddard. I-it's just a simple tune-up to your software.
 * Blossom: You'll be ok, boy. You won't even feel a thing while you're in sleep mode. (rubs Goddard's head) No, you won't. No, you won't. (in unison, Goddard panted happily while moving his front left metal paw)
 * Jimmy: Thanks a lot for coming over, Blossom. Normally, Carl and Sheen are no help at all when I'm busy with my science business. Fortunately, Sheen's on a date with Libby and Carl's sick in bed with a minor fever.
 * Blossom: I don't mind a bit. With your parents out for the evening, it was the perfect opportunity for us to be alone.
 * Jimmy: I'll say. It's nice having a girl over I can talk to without getting into fights. (to Goddard) Ok, boy, sleep mode will last overnight and it'll be over before you know it.
 * (Then Goddard went into sleep mode)
 * Blossom: But I don't get it, Jimmy. Why's Cindy always putting you down and calling you Nerd-tron?
 * Jimmy: Ah, it's because she was the smartest kid at my school until I came along. Sure, she has her gentle side, but she makes me so angry rest of the time!!!!
 * Blossom: Jimmy, calm down! (gives him a shoulder massage.)
 * Jimmy: (sighs with relief) Oh, Blossom, you have magical hands. And this is coming from a former magic disbeliever.
 * Blossom: Thanks. (blushes) It's nothing really.
 * Jimmy: Nothing!? My anger immediately went away the moment your massaging vibes went through my shoulders. It was exquisite!
 * Blossom: Gee, Jimmy. If you really say so...
 * (The two smile romantically at each other.)
 * Blossom: What should we do to spend our evening alone together?
 * Jimmy: Well, Blossom, it just so happens, I know some stories and Timmy gave me a little something...(presents his story whistle)
 * Blossom: Alright, Jimmy! You tell Thomas stories now too?! And you even put your logo on it. Nice touch.
 * Jimmy: Thank you, my sweet Blossom. I thought I'd give it my own style. What shall your story choices be this evening?
 * Blossom: Since Goddard's being updated and judging how well my massage stopped your anger, what about that story about Henry?
 * Jimmy: And I've just the idea by which one you mean. Let's blast! (blows whistle sounding scientifically modified and "Henry's Special Coal" begins.)

Quote 2

 * (After last story)
 * Blossom: (wiping a tear): That ending made me happy for Skarloey.
 * Jimmy: I'm glad I've made you happy, my dear. You are SO much better than Cindy. She always gave me so much grief, it was infuriating!!!!
 * Blossom: I'm very sorry Cindy mistreated you so much, Jimmy. Please, share your troubles you had with Cindy.
 * Jimmy: Well...*deep breath* Here it goes. Cindy would always cause me to argue with her. She'd embarrass me, not to mention AS me as well in a freak brain exchange mishap once (referring to the Jimmy Neutron episode, Trading Faces), cause problems for my inventions, would find excuses both petty and out of nowhere to fight with me and would make it so hard to really develop a relationship with her! *cries into his hands*
 * Blossom: There, there, Jimmy...*rubs his back and shushes him to calm him down* Cindy may have given you a lot of grief, but she has her good intentions too.
 * Jimmy: *sniffles* Yeah... she was the only one who understood me when the other kids were hard on me for our parents being kidnapped by aliens (referring to the "Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius" movie), owned up for her horrible attitude towards me the time she, our friends and I developed superpowers (reference to the JN episode, "The N-Men") AND stood up for me when no one believed me about the Yolkians' revenge. (referring to the JN TV movie, The Egg-pire strikes back) *cheering up* You're right, Blossom. But still, a married life with Cindy isn't the married life I want. Trust me. (referring to the JN episode, The Tomorrow Boys)
 * Blossom: You know, Jimmy, it isn't just you who's had problems with a significant other.
 * Jimmy: W-what do you mean?
 * Blossom: There's this enemy of mine...his name's Brick.
 * Jimmy: Please, go on, Blossom. You heard my problems, it's my turn to help with your problem.
 * Blossom: He, along with his brothers, Boomer and Butch were created by Mojo Jojo whom we defeated at first through...*gulps* affection...but then they were revived by HIM. (referring to the PPG episodes, The Rowdyruff Boys and The Boys Are Back in Town) H-he one day...informed me that he wanted to fight on the side of justice...even develop a relationship with me! So when I accepted and helped him...he...he...(tears up)
 * Jimmy: He what? Blossom, you must say. Problems won't get better if you don't explain everything! I want to help!
 * Blossom: He made me attack innocent civilians! That's right...(sad gasp) He used me to create melee and worse...make everyone in Townsville hate me!!!! (cries)
 * (Jimmy hugs Blossom and ran his hand down her hair)
 * Jimmy: Shhhh...it's all right, Blossom. Even great geniuses can make mistakes. But you know what we can do?
 * Blossom (looks up at Jimmy): What's that?
 * Jimmy: Like the purpose of academics, we can learn from our mistakes.
 * Blossom (cheering up): And we don't want to repeat history!
 * Jimmy: And, I have something to present to you. Observe. (clicks button on a remote and a dish on wheels rolled up to them with a wedding bracelet and a card reading Blossom's name in cursive rose up)
 * Blossom: For me?! Jimmy, it's beautiful!
 * Jimmy: Before you put it on, I must ask...(kneels on one knee) Blossom Utonium, you are the most comforting, most intelligent, most beautiful and most kind-hearted young woman I've known since the day of our first encounter. Will you take this wedding bracelet as the key to open the doors of our wedded future?
 * Blossom: Of course! Jimmy, you have no idea how long I've wanted to get married! I just needed time to find the right partner! The one who would be the red wire to MY own red wire.
 * Jimmy: May I?
 * Blossom: Yes, you may!
 * (Jimmy places the bracelet on Blossom's arm and the two share their first kiss with each other)
 * Blossom: I think the right song is in order for this appropriate moment.
 * Jimmy: I know just the right song. Unlike Cindy, you and I wouldn't argue so frequently to the point we would divorce in a matter of months.
 * Blossom: Jimmy, what are you talking about?
 * Jimmy: I'm saying a husband and wife should only debate over important things and still love each other...always!
 * Blossom: Jimmy...that's...touching...!
 * Jimmy: (clicks another button and a disco ball lowered from his ceiling followed by the lights dimming except for the small lights produced by the disco ball) And here's the song I was hinting at.
 * (Then Jimmy pressed another button and finally plays Il Divo's cover of "I Will Always Love You" on his system)
 * Blossom: Now I understand!
 * Jimmy: I'm glad to hear it.
 * (The song continued as Jimmy and Blossom cuddled and laugh throughout the end credits)

Trivia

 * This is the only time Jimmy Neutron tells Thomas Stories.

Plot

 * Lisa and Colin were hanging out on the sofa with Lisa romantically resting her head on Colin's head (with Colin rubbing and messaging her). Lisa enjoys being reunited with Colin, and the fact that Colin was soothing her, taking her away from her daily stress of work. Lisa and Colin talk about their futures, especially Lisa informing him about her and her friends being recruited by Jack Fassler to drive in the NASCAR Winston Cup Series (foreshadowing the "NASCAR 2000 Fantasy Edition" wiki-race series), and she decided to tell Colin Island Of Sodor stories of Colin's choice (with a Thomas Story whistle given by Timmy as a gift). After the stories, they began healing their mental wounds about Milhouse Van Houten and Ralph Wiggum, because they BOTH had terrible experiences with them. Colin soon reaches into his pocket and presents to Lisa an engagement ring and proposes to her. Lisa tearfully agreed, After the engagement, Lisa decided to show Colin the sights of Sodor on a clear night, so they walked (while holding hands) all the way to Tidmouth Sheds with everyone asleep. Lisa gently wakes up Percy in his shed, she tells Percy (in a whispering way) that Colin engaged her and shows him her ring. Percy was very happy for Lisa and he agreed to take Colin and Lisa out for a romantic nighttime journey. The song "Il Mistero Dell'Amore" ("The Mystery Of Love") by Andrea Bocelli plays in the background during the journey. Lisa and Colin (still in Percy's cab as Percy parked on a beautiful hillside) kissed romantically under the moon and stars, and the episode faded into the end credits, still into the song, and the song plays the episode out.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Donald & Douglas (three-peat)
 * 2) The Deputation (three-peat)
 * 3) Emily's New Coaches (three-peat)
 * 4) Oliver's Find (three-peat)
 * 5) Harvey To The Rescue (three-peat)

Song

 * Il Mistero Dell'Amore ["The Mystery of Love"] (performed by Andrea Bocelli)

Quote 1

 * (Episodes opens with the engines puffing past each other while friendly greeting one another as they did their night jobs.)
 * (We then pan over to a house and zoom in until we saw Lisa and Colin on the couch)
 * Colin (massaging Lisa's head as she was lying on Colin's): This is some house ye have, Lass.
 * Lisa: Colin, you have no idea how happy I am to see you since the New Year's Eve Party. (referring to the episode, "Mr. Conductor's New Year's Eve Party") Working on Sodor can get stressful, but you make me feel so comfortable and safe unlike Ralph and Milhouse. Not only that, I'd rather have a relationship than be one of the popular girls who think they're so cool and all that.
 * Colin: You're much better than those girls, Lass. You already got something they don't. A partner who will always be there for ya and a job working with a talking locomotive. Truthfully, I never imagined such a thing. I still don't know them all well enough though.
 * Lisa: I think you will. Especially after...(reaches behind her and pulls out a story whistle) you hear what they're like.
 * Colin: That's a mighty fine whistle you got there. Where'd ye get it?
 * Lisa: My friend, Timmy. He has a stash of these in the signal-house painting at Shining Time Station.
 * Colin: Stashed in a painting, you say?
 * Lisa: We're on the Island of Sodor inhabited by engines that speak! Believe it. So, who would you like to hear about first?
 * Colin: Those Scottish engines I saw today seemed rather nice. What're their names?
 * Lisa: I'm glad you asked. Let's begin. (blows whistle and "Donald and Douglas" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Harvey To The Rescue")
 * Colin: Well, I'll be there-! Harvey's happy to reside here on Sodor now?
 * Lisa: That he is, Colin. And the engines are very fond of him and they inform him to clear up their accidents and misfortunes.
 * Colin: Ye think he'd clean up after Ralph's everyday "uh-oh"s?
 * Lisa (while beginning to remember her horrible woes with Ralph and Milhouse): Well, if Harvey was a person or Ralph was...was- *begins to tear up*
 * Colin: What's wrong, Lass?
 * Lisa (sadly): I'm sorry, I'm sorry Colin. *breathes heavily in sadness*
 * Colin: *hugs Lisa tightly to calm her down little by little* Lisa... Lass... calm down.... *shushes her calmly*
 * Lisa: *looks at Colin with tears in her eyes and her lips and eyes quivering*
 * Colin: I'm here for ye, Lass. I can heal ye mental wounds.
 * Lisa (sadly and tearfully): It's just...Ralph Wiggum has always been the most impossible kid at my school to teach or even get him to understand anything that's going on around him! I mean...he says the most ridiculous of things! Some of them don't even make any sense! *sobs* He even fell in love with me when I gave him a Valentine's card out of pity. (referring to "The Simpsons" episode, "I Love Lisa") He also embarrassed me on public TV when we went to the Krusty anniversary show, but I made myself look worse when I raised my voice at him! His father's blackmailing Krusty AND our teacher, Ms. Hoover are the reasons why we even got tickets AND he played George Washington in the school play, even if he did give a good performance. And eventually, despite I never liked him, made me believe I'd NEVER find somebody to love me! *sobs harder*
 * Colin: I know how ye feel, Lass. I've had me problems with the unusual lad myself.
 * Lisa: (sadly and tearfully): You have?
 * Colin: Yes, he'd utter his nonsensical Ralph-isms whenever I'd interact with him, why, I even once went to his house offering him our slogan to "Go Green for Springfield". Surprisingly, he thought I meant for him to go "gangrene" like the skin condition of that group of boys' whom ye and Edd had trouble tutoring (referring to the episode, "Ed=Mc2") and his father, Clancy having had a little too much to drink, believed his son's misinterpretation. Ye don't have to worry, Lass. Ralph was merely born that way. Not everyone can be born like the average person. And I'm sure what he said wasn't intended as a way of...how does your friend, Edd say...belligerence? He won't hurt you anymore as long as I'm with ya, Lass.
 * Lisa (sadly): He's not the only one who gives me heartbreaking woes, *sad gasps (as she did in "The Simpsons" episode, "Girls Want To Have More Sums")* but my brother's seductive friend, Milhouse Van Houten gave me bigger and greater woes much more than Ralph did! Milhouse wouldn't leave me alone, he's relentless, he stalks me, he dirty-flirts with me, and he haunts me! He's even jealous of people! He tattooed my name on his stomach, he used to invade my personal space, and he always thinks of himself! *sad gasps* He even lied about me to my friends and told them to get away from me and that I was his "girlfriend"! Even though my parents forbid Milhouse to see me, come close to me, or visit me, he STILL would disobey my boundary and tear my life apart! *cries in Colin's arms and chest*
 * Colin (while calmly hugging and rubbing poor Lisa, calming her down little by little): Ye must calm yourself, Lisa. Milhouse is a greedy lad he is. He isn't worthy of a relationship with you if he continuously stalks you like that. It's harassment. Don't forget he sold you some balarky tale that I was dead so he'd have you to himself. Not only that, he even once sold ME balarky saying YOU loved him and wanted ME FAR from you for GOOD. He will have to find some other lass to love. And if we're lucky, his own Milhouse if ye get what I'm sayin'.
 * Lisa (tearfully): Thanks for calming me down, Colin. You really know how to sooth an extremely depressed girl after suffering major woes. *sadly sniffs*
 * Colin: That's because unlike Milhouse, I know how to be a gentleman. Milhouse believes just liking someone and impressing them is the key to a woman's heart. But being a gentleman is the key and showing that woman respect not the kind of attention that would make ye uncomfortable.
 * Lisa (tearfully / in relief): Colin...Milhouse could learn A LOT from you. Beyond a lot that is. Thank you for listening to my problems and making me feel better.
 * Colin: Ye very welcome, Lass. And to heal you more.... much more actually.... *reaches into his pocket and presents Lisa a box with an engagement ring*
 * Lisa: *tearfully but happily gasps slowly, cheering up little by little*
 * Colin (proposing to Lisa): Lisa, with this ring, our countries of origin shall collide. We shall make all the world go green. We will become one as I ask...Will ye marry me?
 * Lisa (tearfully / happily): Yes! Yes! I WILL marry you, Colin! You WOULD take me away from Milhouse and Ralph! *Colin puts the engagement ring on her ring-finger, and they both hugged tightly, and Lisa cried in happy tears*
 * Colin: Lisa, lass, I just know our future together WILL be a happy one.
 * Lisa (with happy tears in her eyes): Of course it will! And I'm glad I informed Jack Fassler that you would be qualified to be my crew chief for when we join NASCAR as part of Team FASTEX next year!
 * Colin: Thank ye for recommending me, Lass.
 * Lisa (with happy tears in her eyes): Colin... I think we should take a nice romantic ride with Percy. Would you like to?
 * Colin: Of course I will, Lass. *scene fades into Tidmouth Sheds, inside Percy's shed*
 * Lisa (in a whispering tone): (while gently patting Percy on his front) Percy.... wake up, boy. *Percy wakes up slowly*
 * Percy (softly): Oh, Lisa. Is it work-time already? *yawns*
 * Lisa (in a whispering tone): Guess what? *shows Percy her engagement ring* Me and Colin are getting married in 2 months.
 * Percy (in a whispering tone): Oh, that's nice. I'm really happy for you both.
 * Colin (in a whisper tone, thanking Percy): Most appreciated of your enthusiasm, Big little Lad.
 * Lisa (in a whispering tone): Percy, would you like to take me and Colin on a romantic nighttime ride to celebrate our engagement? It's a warm, beautiful, clear night.
 * Percy (in a whispering tone): It is, I can't argue with that. Of course I'd like to!
 * Lisa (in a whispering tone): Oh, bless you so much, boy! I'll light your fire and Colin will silently open the door for you.
 * Colin: *silently opens the door*
 * Lisa (in a whispering tone): *lights Percy's fire and Colin climbs aboard* Okay, boy. You can go on. *Percy quietly leaves the shed and puffs into the night, and "Il Mistero Dell'Amore" begins to play in the background in unison*
 * [song continues to play as Lisa and Colin enjoy their romantic journey]
 * [Percy parks on a beautiful hillside seeing a full horizon of the moon and the stars]
 * [Lisa and Colin encounter 2 white ponies in the beautiful grassy and flowery field below nuzzling, and then they slowly approach each other's lips and they kiss romantically for a long time, and the episode fades into the end credits, still into the song "Il Mistero Dell'Amore"]

Trivia

 * This is the only time Lisa Simpson tells Thomas Stories.

Plot

 * Rudy and Penny were in their fancy hotel room (with a hot tub in it) during a week-long vacation in Cancun, Mexico on a clear moonlit night. They were soothing each other and relaxing after a day of swimming with the dolphins. They had a warm conversation about what a good time they had, how much they really love each other, then they told each other Thomas Stories of each other's choice with Thomas Story whistles Timmy had given to them as gifts to share Sodor memories. After that, Penny and Rudy began healing each other's mental wounds, deep pains, and past traumas. Then they began talking more on how they deeply love each other and Rudy engaged Penny in an inspirational way. Then they enjoyed the rest of their romantic evening together.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Funnel (three-peat, Elizabeth Daily)
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope (three-peat, Hynden Walch)
 * 3) Toad Stands By (three-peat, Elizabeth Daily)
 * 4) Granpuff (three-peat, Hynden Walch)
 * 5) Sleeping Beauty (three-peat, Elizabeth Daily)

Song

 * Tu Y Yo ("You And I") by Ana Gabriel & Jose Alberto Fuentes

Quote 1

 * (Episode begins with Rudy and Penny in a hot tub in their fancy hotel room)
 * Rudy: Ah...this is the life, isn't it, dear? And not a chalkboard in sight.
 * Penny: I must agree, Rudy. It isn't often the two of us get to vacation with each other.
 * Rudy: I'll say. It was fun swimming with the dolphins at the beach! And our folks even let us vacation here for a week by ourselves. Good thing they bought us airline boarding passes for this vacation as gifts and treat us like adults since we are now graduates of Team Fastex NASCAR school.
 * Penny: I'm sure Snap would enjoy hot tubs. He's always game for anything he thinks is cool.
 * Rudy: Yeah. Snap may have been an imaginary friend brought to life, but he's a true, real friend! Not like Reggie Bullnerd. Anywho, Jimmy Neutron's still working on an invention that'll keep him, Blocky, Queen Rapsheeba and my other chalk drawings in Chalkzone from washing away forever in water should they ever enter the portal to the real world.
 * Penny: That's wonderful to hear! Hopefully, he succeeds in it. I could even give him a hand if needed. Of course, Jimmy is with Blossom and you're the one I really want to spend my life with forever, Rudy.
 * Rudy: *face going red* Aw, thanks, Penny. Say, I just remembered...(starts reaching for something behind him)
 * Penny: As did I, Rudy. (does the same)
 * Rudy: Timmy gave me this...
 * Penny: I got this from Bubbles...
 * Rudy: So I thought I'd...
 * Penny: I wanted to know...
 * Rudy: See if you wanted...
 * Penny: Would you like to...
 * Rudy and Penny (in unison): Hear some Thomas Stories from me? (each hold out a silver whistle much to each other's surprise)
 * Penny: Exquisite! We both were given silver whistles.
 * Rudy: Well, Penny, ladies hear a story first. What shall your first story choice be?
 * Penny: Let me see...oh, the story of Peter Sam's new funnel would be nice.
 * Rudy: Coming up! (blows whistle and "Special Funnel" begins)
 * (After story)
 * Penny: Jimmy's invention of chalk drawings being unable to wash away was what reminded of the very story. Thank you for telling me it, Rudy.

Quote 2

 * (After "Sleeping Beauty")
 * Penny: *wiping a tear* That truly WAS a happy ending. It was MY favorite part too.
 * Rudy: I hear ya, Pen. Duke brings a lot of good to the Narrow Gauge engines and their railway. Not like Reggie Bullnerd, Mr. Wilter and those other guys who brought a lot of BAD to US!
 * Penny: Indeed and I should know. They'd bully the BOTH of us all the time!
 * Rudy: Yeah, Reggie once got me in trouble when he got me so angry (referring to the episode, "Rudy's First Adventure"), that he caused me to create "Bully Nerd", Mr. Wilter would take his side and Reggie along with several others he led created Skrawl (referring to the Chalkzone episode, "Skrawl") who became one of our biggest enemies! Mr. Wilter was MUCH worse than Reggie. He hated cartoons despite he was a fan in his childhood days and he'd blame me for everything. He even chased us and nearly discovered Chalkzone the time we forgot the class pet for our school project and had to use Chalkzone to retrieve him from his classroom at our former school. (in reference to the "Chalkzone" episode, "Secret Passages"). Luckily he was taken care of after that. Then there was Doctor Von Dockter (from the Chalkzone episode, Power Play), who almost discovered Chalkzone, had it not been for me entering an invention made of magic chalk material. As if Biker Butch (referring to the Chalkzone episode, "Rudy's First Date") and Craniacs 3 and 4 weren't bad enough! (referring to the Chalkzone episodes, "Future Zone" and "Double Trouble")
 * Penny: I know! Don't forget about the time Reggie even made his way into Chalkzone, but we stopped him from the melee he created and even had his memory wiped of Chalkzone's existence. (referring to the Chalkzone episode, Reggie the Red). Plus there were also Terry Bouffant (referring to the episodes "Indecent Exposure" and "Snap vs Boorat"), The Wiggies (reference to the Chalkzone episode, "The Wiggies"), Thor Throat (from the episode, "The Heist") and that money-grubbing man, Vinnie Raton! (referring to Chalkzone episodes such as "Hole in the Wall" and "Follow the Bouncing Bag")
 * Rudy: Yeah! Who would have even guessed Vinnie was on Eddy's family tree?!
 * Penny: I guess evil and greed run in the family?
 * Rudy: Yeah, but at least not everyone in Vinnie and Eddy's family is bad. (referring to members such as WWE Superstar, The Big Show of WWE and Eddy's mother)
 * Penny: And Reggie's dad may be a jerkazoid, but he's not as bad as his own son. ...*sniffles* Reggie AND Eddy are lucky to each still have a father.
 * Rudy: Oh...you still miss YOUR father don't ya, Pen?
 * Penny: *tearing up* *sad gasping* It's true, Rudy! While I still appreciate you cheering me up the night of my parents' divorce (referring to the episode, "Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow"), I still wish they never went their separate ways! (cries on Rudy)
 * Rudy: (rubs her back, gently shushes her to calm her down) Ah, I know you still miss your dad, Penny, but he'll always keep in touch with you through phone calls, e-mail, real mail and Stype. (spoof of the Video chat service, Skype) Plus, you'll still see him at Thanksgiving and Christmas like true family members do.
 * Penny: (sniffling, wipes a tear and smiles tearfully) You're right, Rudy. My parents may not have been able to work out their problems for the better, but it doesn't mean my dad isn't part of our family tree anymore. Thank you for being there AND HERE for me...dear.
 * Rudy: Ah, no problem. I'm just glad we weren't always alone in our adventurous situations and rough patches. You were always there for me and I was always there for you. *blushes* Thanks, Penny.
 * Penny: *blushes back* And we ALWAYS WILL continue to be there for each other!
 * Rudy: Anyway, to tell you the truth, Penny...for some time, I secretly had feelings for you. When you kissed me under the effects of the Smooch bird (referring to the Chalkzone episode, The Smooch), I really started to fall for you. I kept it secret for the longest time until the day I finally built up the courage and confessed my love for you.
 * Penny: And I confessed my love for you back! I actually started to love you for the same reason!
 * Rudy: I'm glad to hear it! There's just one more thing, Pen. (begins climbing out of the hot tub) This might be better out of hot water.
 * (Penny climbs out too)
 * (The two then dry themselves off with towels)
 * (Rudy turns on his iPod to play his and Penny's song, "Tu Y Yo" throughout the scene, he then kneels on one knee and holds out a box with an engagement ring)
 * Penny: *soft, happy gasp*
 * Rudy: Penny Sanchez...it wasn't easy working up the courage all night to do this...but I'm totally comfortable to finally ask...will you marry me? Will you be my wife?
 * Penny: You don't have to ask me twice!
 * Rudy: *takes ring from box* May I?
 * Penny: Of course! (holds out her hand and Rudy sticks the ring on her index finger)
 * (The two then hugged and kissed romantically heartfelt)
 * (Episode ends with them slow dancing and embracing each other as their song continued to play)

Trivia

 * This is the only time Rudy Tabootie and Penny Sanchez tell Thomas Stories.
 * This is also the Second and Final time a couple tells Thomas Stories to each other.

Plot

 * Jackie and Edd were in Edd's house on the Island Of Sodor that night sitting on Edd's bed (taking place the same night as Lisa and Colin's engagement). Edd tried confessing his problems in the cul-de-sac and his prison escape to Jackie. Jackie deeply understood his feelings and comforted him. Edd shows gratitude and Jackie stories (using a Thomas Story whistle given as a gift by Timmy, which was an extra story-whistle Timmy had in the signalhouse) of her choice. After the last story, Jackie then helped Edd sort out his problems with the Kanker Sisters. Jackie tries comforting him again and tries confessing her strong love and feelings for him. Edd felt touched and proposed to Jackie. Jackie teared up feeling touched and performed "Your Love" ("Once Upon A Time In The West") in bed and cuddled with him, sleeping with him for the very first time.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) What's the Matter with Henry? (three-peat)
 * 2) James Goes Buzz Buzz (repeat)
 * 3) A Tale for Thomas (repeat)
 * 4) Baa! (repeat)
 * 5) James and the Trouble with Trees (repeat)

Songs

 * Cessa Di Piu Resistere (performed by Edd)


 * Your Love (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode Opens with the moon setting over Sodor and the engines worked their night jobs)
 * (Then the scene faded and the camera zoomed in on a house then we see Edd and Jackie through the window and the camera eased in further until the room of the house was completely shown)
 * Edd: I thought I'd never be seeing you here on Sodor, Jackie.
 * Jackie: I was lucky I was touring the Island of Sodor as one of my tour stops. The engines are very nice.
 * Edd: I concur, my dear. As long as you stay away from those belligerent diesels. Of course, I don't mean every diesel, but I've heard stories about a vicious diesel who is the most horrendous of them all. Heaven knows I may or may not meet this particular diesel. (foreshadowing Diesel 10 in Thomas and the Magic Railroad Fantasy Crossover Edition)
 * Jackie: How did you manage to afford this nice house?
 * Edd: Well, Jackie, Sir Topham Hatt allowed me to rent this house for a full year absolutely free of charge and by next year, I am to renew it for another year with all the sterling (British currency) I make. Hoo! I have to save so much. Luckily, I don't spend it on wants, rather I spend it on needs.
 * Jackie: What about jawbreakers?
 * Edd: I adore jawbreakers, but unlike Ed and that untrustworthy, manipulative bully, Eddy, it takes more than a jawbreaker to hook me. And speaking of which, it's nice to have someone I can trust to discuss my troubles from Peach Creek.
 * Jackie: Someone to trust? As in...me?
 * Edd: Who else would I exchange personal information with my dear Jackie? (places his hand over hers)
 * (The two smiled at each other)
 * Edd: Why, this reminds me of Henry's events of his unwell state.
 * Jackie: I've never heard that one. I wish Mr. Conductor or Timmy were here to tell us it.
 * Edd: I wouldn't lower my expectations just yet, dear. (reaches into his pocket and pulls out a silver whistle)
 * Jackie: *soft gasp* You have a whistle now too?
 * Edd: Indeed, my sweet pet. Timmy gave it to me as a present to welcome me to my new home on Sodor. I use it to tell stories about my recent adventures on this Island if I ever visit my friends back in the U.S, and to remind the engines of their events to help them with a situation or conflict. Well, my lady? Care to here of Henry's unwell state?
 * Jackie: Yes. I hope he came out okay this time.
 * Edd: You'll know soon enough. Let us proceed. (blows whistle and "What's the Matter with Henry?" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "James and the Trouble with Trees")
 * Jackie: I'm glad James learned a lesson to heed his friends' warnings better.
 * Edd: Indeed. James was grateful Thomas rescued him and I'm sure James would do the same for him despite his ego. *sigh* Which is more than I can say for...a certain SOMEONE from Peach Creek.
 * Jackie: You mean Eddy?
 * Edd: I'm afraid so, dear. The one who abused me all my life! I should ALSO mention then there's...
 * Jackie: Who?
 * Edd: Oh, their names are too much to even bare to say!
 * Jackie: Edd, you can tell me, don't be scared. I'll truly understand. (holds one of his hands with both hers) I promise.
 * Edd: Well...ok, my dear. While they both fancy me...Sarah and...Marie K-K...Kanker both either abuse or seduce me!!! It's truly horrendous!!!! (cries) And I thought until we were a pair, if you found out, you'd get the impression I was the one fancying them!!!! (cries harder)
 * Jackie (while rubbing Edd's back): Shhhh...
 * Edd: (sniffles and looks at Jackie with tear-filled eyes)
 * Jackie (wiping tears off Edd's face): Awwww.... I understand your true feelings about you being around females before we 2 first met.
 * Edd: *sniffs and sad gasps*
 * Jackie (calmly): *hugs Edd and rubs his back* Awww.... c'mon don't cry, Edd. Shhhh... It's okay. Sarah and Marie were just too overbearing, disgusting, and harrassful. They only loved you so that they could boss you around. But I was never like them, and I don't want to be like them nor Eddy. Especially not Eddy! Thankfully I am NOTHING like him. And to be honest, Edd. I have personal issues of my own with Eddy as well. So you're not alone, my love.
 * Edd: Y-Y-You, too Jackie? What did Eddy do to you that was derogatory to you? Please tell me, since your secrets are kept with me, and that we keep things confidential.
 * Jackie: When I first arrived in Shining Time Station, Eddy kept giving me dirty stares at me every time I was near you. He didn't even cheer or applaud when I first performed for you and everybody, (in reference to the "Ed, Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station Fantasy Edition" episode, "Billy Saves The Day") and all he did was make rude comments about me under his breath and no one heard him but me.
 * Edd (worried): Oh dear! The gall of that cold-hearted Eddy!
 * Jackie (tearing up): Eddy began to get WORSE with me when we officially became a couple after I gave you your first kiss. (in reference to the episode, "Kiss The Ed") He started blaming me for everything, he accused me of destroying his scams, he told me to stay away from you, and he lied about you to me to try and make me think different of you. Fortunately, I stood up to him showing that I don't fall for his infamous lies, and the cul-de-sac kids overheard me standing up to him, and had my back, and then beat him up, and had a change of heart for you. But the worst part is when Eddy found out that I revealed the REAL him to you, Eddy not only yelled and me and used profane language at me, but he threatened to put an end to me, and he... he...
 * Edd: Pardon, Jackie? Please tell me. I can understand.
 * Jackie: He-he-he called me a DICTATOR for getting you to FINALLY see the light on the truth about him! *sobs and hugs Edd*
 * Edd: *hugs, nuzzles Jackie's cheek, and shushes her calmly to calm her down* Chin up, my dear. Cast away those melancholy blues. Eddy cares ONLY about HIMSELF. As you told me in the hospital the night he SEVERELY impaired me (referring to the episode, "Safe and Ed"), He's VERY unysmpathetic and vengeful! He never feels good nor better about himself unless he's had the last laugh. And at other people's misfortunes I might add! Well, my dear, THAT kind of person deserves NO friends like us! He'll be better off with friends of his own kind at the Rexton company since Timmy texted me the other day saying he (Eddy) graduated Team REXCOR racing school and will be on the very racing team! (foreshadowing the NASCAR Racers- Ultimate Crossover Edition wiki-page and the "2000 NASCAR Fantasy Edition" wiki-series) Unlike you and I who will be on Team FASTEX! The GOOD, RATIONAL, ETHICAL racing team. But I digress, as you told me once, You're always safe and sound with me close to you, and I'll never let Eddy hurt you again. I NEVER will let Eddy hurt you again either, my pet.
 * Jackie (in tears): Bless you, my love. Y-Y-Y-You don't think I'm a "dictator" right?
 * Edd (calmly): No, not at all, my turtledove. I never see that inside you. Eddy is a TRUE dictator himself. Like you told me in the hospital, Eddy manipulates people to do his scams and take advantage of everybody, and he always tries to get away with everything he does by lying about everyone and lying about himself. I NEVER think bad of you, my love. Y-Y-Y-You are my ONLY love. No one can replace you in my life, and you are a TRUE hero and angel, and I love you like a sister.
 * Jackie (calmly / still in tears): Awwwww.... bless you so much, my dear for helping me feel better by healing my mental wounds with Eddy.
 * Jackie (sadly): *begins to tear up again*
 * Edd: What's wrong, hon? Please don't cry, sweetie. *shushes her calmly* What's troubling you, my dear?
 * Jackie (sadly): Oh, sorry, dear. It...it's just the pain Eddy's caused me is still...hurting me inside!!!! *sobs and sniffles*
 * Edd (calmly): Please, turtledove, don't cry. I'll do EVERYTHING in my power to heal you COMPLETELY of your mental wounds Eddy has caused.
 * Jackie (sadly): It...it just hurts me inside to think a person like Eddy could call himself your 'friend' but still treat you so horribly!
 * Edd: Dry your tears, turtledove. You helped me see the real him AND healed MY mental wounds from him, it's my turn to help with YOUR mental wounds.
 * Jackie (sadly): A-a-are you...sure, hon?
 * Edd (calmly):Trust me, Turtledove, what I think about Eddy is NOTHING compared to the kind-hearted brave, honest loving, caring, heroic human being you are. *in unison, the music from "Cessa Di Piu Resistere" plays in the background* (singing) *to a picture of Eddy* Cessa.... Di Piu Resistere....
 * Jackie (in happy tears / feeling heartfelt touched / softly): Oh, honey! T-t-that was...TRULY therapeautic! and I-I-I-I didn't know you c-c-could sing, sweetie.
 * Edd: Well, my dear, I wasn't always exactly one of the BEST singers at first, but one GOOD thing we have Eddy to thank for is that he once dared me to drink an ENTIRE galon of his brother's Aremnian secret hot sauce. As if a partial drink from it wasn't HORRENDOUS enough! (referring to the EENE episode, "Honor Thy Ed") Fortunately, I stopped halfway when it was too much or I would have perished and I was rushed to the hospital to have throat surgery. Afterwards, the doctors couldn't believe how beautifully I sung! Why, Timmy and I even sung at Lucy's Leap House before you moved to Peach Creek! (referring to the episode, "Wait for Ed!!!!" and foreshadowing the "Il Sogno: In Concert" wiki-concert, and the "La Cenerentola Fantasy Edition" wiki-opera)
 * Jackie: That IS the only good thing to come out of being associated with Eddy! To let you know, my sweetheart, I'm gentle-natured and very mellow and friendly. And the reason why I love you is because you share similar qualities as me and love to assist and help people. And to tell you the truth, I deeply love you... like a brother.
 * Edd (with tears in his eyes): Really?
 * Jackie: *kindly nods her head yes*
 * Edd: Oh, thank you, Jackie. You're a true friend and...future wife.
 * Jackie: Future wife? Eddward, does this mean....?
 * (Edd lights a candle, leans on a single knee and opens a ring in a box in proposal to Jackie)
 * Edd: Jacqueline Marie "Jackie" Evancho... with this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup shall never empty. For I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way. With this ring I hold this very moment, I ask...Will you be mine?
 * Jackie (tearing up): Yes! Yes! I will!
 * Edd (tearing up too): Oh! The happiest of all my days!!!!
 * (Jackie puts on the ring and the two hug)
 * (Then Jackie performs "Your Love" in bed with Edd)
 * (after last lyric and in the ending instrumental)
 * (We then see Edd and Jackie both laid in Edd's bed holding hands)
 * Jackie: I love you so much with all my kind heart, Eddward.
 * Edd: I love you so much with all my kind heart as well, Jackie.
 * (The two kissed while Edd turned out the lights and the song and episode ended)

Trivia

 * This is the only time Edd tells Thomas Stories.
 * The wedding vows Edd uses originally come from Tim Burton's The Corpse Bride.
 * Edd's singing voice will be provided by Juan Diego Florez.

Plot

 * Eddy, Ed, Timmy Turner, Bart, Homer, The Chalkzone gang, and The Powerpuff Girls felt very upset that Edd and Lisa moved to the Island Of Sodor, U.K to work with Percy The Small Engine and missed them very much. Mr. Conductor Junior appears and tells them stories about Happy Endings and success on the Island Of Sodor in the end Junior decides that they should move to the Island Of Sodor to be with Lisa and Edd again and begin new lives. Junior took Bubbles and Ed first because he could only take 2 people at a time. When they arrived, Jackie Evancho (at her Sodor concert) ends the series with "Go Time".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby The Tram Engine (Ringo Starr, repeat)
 * 2) Thomas Breaks the Rules (Ringo Starr, three-peat)
 * 3) Henry to the Rescue (Ringo Starr, repeat)
 * 4) Bulgy Rides Again (Michael Angelis, three-peat)
 * 5) Thomas Saves the Day (Ringo Starr, three-peat)

Song

 * Go Time (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Eddy, Ed and company sitting on the sidewalk)
 * Eddy: Can you believe it, Ed? That traitor, Sockhead moved to that Island of Soda place with goody-goody Lisa. And wait! (sarcastically) Sockhead's getting married! To that Ev-nobo girl?! Gimme a break! (in a grumbling way) That miserable know-it-all traitor!
 * Ed: I miss my Double-D, Eddy!
 * Eddy: Hey! What did I say about mentioning Sockhead in front of me, Lumpy?!
 * Ed: Sorry, Eddy! The number you are dialing is not in service!
 * Eddy: HMPH!
 * (Just then Bart and Homer entered the scene)
 * Bart: What's up, guys?! You guys talking about Double-D and Lisa?
 * Homer: (crying) Oh, Lisa! Now who will help me when I get stuck in the dog door?!
 * Bart: Yeah and who can I get to help me with my homework?
 * Milhouse: Hey! I'm very smart and spend a lot of time with my studies!
 * Martin: I've twice the intellect as Lisa AND YOU, Milhouse!
 * (Timmy appears out of nowhere alongside)
 * Timmy: (to his watch) I wish these two nerds were back in Springfield.
 * (Suddenly, Milhouse and Martin disappeared)
 * Timmy: I miss those two brainiacs too.
 * Bubbles: Yeah, they were always sweet as cute chocolate bunnies to me.
 * Buttercup: *groan* I suddenly just got hungry and sick at the same time.
 * Blossom: Buttercup!
 * Buttercup: HMPH!
 * Snap: And our great friend Jackie is on her "Awakening" World Tour right now in Istanbul, Turkey.
 * Rudy: Uh, that was yesterday, Snap. And Jackie is touring the Island Of Sodor today and tomorrow as the last stop on her tour.
 * Ed: Turkeys are practically mates for chickens!
 * Eddy: Turkey's also the name of a country, not just a bird, Monobrow! And I'm no animal expert, but roosters are the ones who hook up with stupid chickens!
 * Ed: Like trailers?
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Blossom: So they're miles far away, what are we to do?
 * Penny: We can always communicate through mail and e-mail.
 * Bubbles: And send funny little postcards!
 * Snap: What about using Chalkzone to visit them?
 * Rudy: I don't know about that, Snap. With so many chalkboards in the world, it'd take forever to find a chalkboard on the Island of Sodor.
 * (Mr. Conductor Junior appears with a surfboard)
 * Junior: Cowabunga! I just scored the perfect wave!
 * Ed: You sound funny, Mr. Conductor. Have you got corn in your throat?
 * Eddy: That's stupid.
 * Blossom: Eddy, manners and Ed, this isn't the Mr. Conductor we're all familiar with.
 * Junior: You're right, Lass. I'm his cousin, Mr. Conductor Junior, but please, call me Junior for short. He asked me to check up on some of his friends and I must say, he has a lot.
 * Snap: This isn't even all of us!
 * Bubbles: Do you go to the Island of Sodor too?
 * Junior: Yes. I know all the trains there. They talk too!
 * Buttercup: Yeah, so we've heard!
 * Blossom: Buttercup, mind your manners.
 * Penny: Mr. Junior, we're sad because two of our friends got jobs working as one of the engines' driver and fireman.
 * Junior: That's a very sad story. It reminds me of a story about the tram named Toby.
 * Eddy: You're kidding, right?! You tell those train stories too?!
 * Snap: Lighten up, Bucko.
 * Rudy: Yeah, I like the stories Mr. Conductor tells.
 * Junior: Well, you've never heard me tell them. Maybe I should give it a go. Now where did I put my whistle? (spots it in his pocket) Ah! Here we go! (blows kazoo-like whistle and "Toby The Tram Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * Junior: Hey! I've had a thought! Why don't you lads and lasses move to the Island of Sodor? Then you can reunite with your friends as well as make new ones. It'll be just like public school!
 * Ed: Boring!
 * Eddy: Yeah, without the boring classes. Wherever the Island of Soda or whatever it's called is, it better be better than that!
 * Blossom: What do you say, girls? Shall we move to Sodor?
 * Bubbles: I think it's a great idea, Blossom! But won't the professor mind if we leave?
 * Homer: Yeah and I've got a wife to come home to.
 * Buttercup: I already texted the professor, he says "It's fine with me. Goodbye, be good and be safe. I love you all. P.S: Bubbles, Me and Ms. Keane will be coming to your wedding when the day arrives."
 * Eddy: How did you type that so fast?! Or for that matter, without fingers?!
 * Blossom: Our Buttercup's a wiz at texting.
 * Homer: Now what about my wife and baby?!
 * Timmy: Leave that to me. (to watch) I wish Homer's wife and baby were here.
 * (Poof)
 * (Marge and Maggie suddenly appear)
 * Marge: Where am I? I was rocking Maggie to sleep and now I suddenly appear here?
 * Bart: We'll explain on the way, Mom.
 * Junior: Well, let's get a move on. (blows kazoo-like whistle and everyone appears at "Shining Time Station")
 * Snap: Whoa! Hey! How's about a heads up next time?!
 * Junior: Here we are. We'll take the shortcut! *pounds hand on train mural*.
 * Rudy: *bewildered* Really?
 * Eddy: How are we supposed to go to the Island Of Sodor anyway? We can't go through a stupid painting!
 * Junior: Yes we can, Eddy.... by gold dust. But since I have 2 whistles and there's many of us, I can only bring 2 at a time so Ed and Bubbles, you two first.
 * Bubbles: Hooray!
 * Ed: I'm kicking the bucket, Eddy!
 * (Junior blows his 2 whistles and he, Ed and Bubbles vanish in his gold dust)
 * *All gasp*
 * Blossom and Buttercup: Whoa....
 * (In the tunnel)
 * Bubbles: Hey, you got bigger, Junior.
 * Junior: Yes. I'm much bigger in person when I'm on Sodor.
 * Ed: I feel like a feather. Can it be loved?
 * Junior: Whoa-ho-ho-ho!!!! It's a bit bouncy isn't it?
 * Bubbles: Where are we now?
 * Junior: Conductor's Railroad.
 * Bubbles: Magic Railroad?
 * Junior: Exactly, Bubbles. We are traveling miles and miles to the Island.
 * Ed: Like paper airplanes?
 * Bubbles: *giggles* You're so funny, Ed.
 * Junior: All right, get ready you two, here are the buffers. *slight pause* NOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!! *go through buffers*
 * (All three land in front of the buffers on Sodor)
 * Bubbles: Oh! *pants*
 * Ed: Where are we, Junior?
 * Junior: The Island Of Sodor of course.
 * *just then Il Volo and Jackie Evancho (wearing an engagement ring) showed up running to the 3*
 * Piero: Bubbles, Eddie boy! Nice-a to see you againe!!!!
 * Bubbles: Il Volo! J-J-JACKIE!!!! *flies into Jackie's arms and cuddles with her*
 * Jackie: Awww.... I missed you, too Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Ooh! Where did you get that pretty ring?
 * Jackie: Edd gave it to me. I'm getting married in a few months. *giggles* (foreshadowing the wiki-special, I Now Pronounce You Ed And Wife")
 * Bubbles: *cute gasps* Who's marrying you?!
 * Jackie: *gives a cute smile and shows her engagement ring*
 * Bubbles: *cute gasp* Edd is marrying you?
 * Jackie (with a cute smile): *opens her arms for Bubbles to hug her*
 * Bubbles (while in Jackie's arms): Oh! I'm so happy for you! You two are going to live happily ever after!!!
 * Ed: Can I lick the bowl, Jackie?
 * Ignazio: I no get it! Why did Mr. Conduc-a-tor Junior bring you-a guys to-a-the Island Of Soda--? (Foreshadowing his volunteer job in "Thomas & The Magic Railroad Fantasy Cossover Edition")
 * Gianluca: *rapidly* Ignazio, Ignazio, it's-a-the Island Of Sodor.
 * Ignazio: I said-a-the Island Of Sodor--
 * Gianluca: No, no, you said-a-the Island Of Soda.
 * Ignazio: Fine-a Island Of Sodorrrr.... you happy now?
 * Gianluca: Very happy.
 * Piero: Hey-a-where are the other little ninos?
 * Ignazio: You still speak-a-Spanish againe, Piero? We no tour-a-the-South America now, that was last-a-week--
 * Piero: Ignazio, relax-a.
 * Gianluca: You no mind those-a-wackadoos, Junior. But when-a-the other lads coming?
 * Junior: I'll get them right now. *disappears*
 * *scene fades into Jackie's concert where the audience and engines were watching*

Trivia

 * This is the Series Finale
 * SInce Junior speaks with a scottish accent, the UK versions (which are broadcast in Scotland) are used for his "story voice".

Plot

 * It was the 2000 NASCAR Winston Cup Series Media Night party to introduce the drivers for the 2000 NASCAR Winston Cup Series competitors for Team Fastex and Team REXCOR. Everything was going well. Jack, Libby, and Garner Rexton (Team REXCOR owner) were having important conversations on holophones. Suddenly, the place erupted in a wild brawl, and soon, Timmy and Francis were in head-to-head duel with the prototype cars of their regular 2000 NASCAR Winston Cup paint schemes. Timmy was soon hoodwinked off the street-course and crashed, ending the episode (foreshadowing the "2000 Daytona 500 Fantasy Edition" wiki).

Quote 1

 * (episode opens with an overview of the Motorsphere, then inside the media hall where a party is taking place)
 * Mike Haugher: This is the heart and landmark of Team Fastex, the spectacular Motorsphere! It's media night, and the NASCAR Network is here! I'm Mike Haugher,
 * Pat Anther: And I'm Pat Anther.
 * Mike Haugher: And we're here to meet the newest drivers of the NASCAR Winston Cup Series.
 * Cameraman: Smile! *takes pictures of Ed*
 * Ed: Cheese! *next picture* Gravy! *next picture* Cameras good for Ed!
 * Pat Anther: Timmy Turner, racing had always been in you and your family's blood, but to take it to the maximum level in a NASCAR Winston Cup Series stock-car, that will possibly be the thrill ride of a lifetime for you and your family.
 * Timmy: Ah it totally is, Pat. *scene cuts to Ed taking a picture by the media*
 * Ed: Buttered Toast! *scene cuts to one of the cameramen*
 * Cameraman: Smile, Eddy!
 * Eddy (angrily): What are you talking about?! I AM smiling! *scene cuts to Ed taking a picture*
 * Ed: Chunky Puffs! *scene cuts to Princess Morebucks*
 * Morbucks: *rips the sleeves off her #21 CITGO Ford racing suit and displays her muscles with an evil smile as the media were taking her pictures in unison* *scene cuts to Francis and Plankton taking pictures by the media*
 * Francis: *attempts to hold onto Plankton for a pose*
 * Plankton (as the media were taking their pictures): Hey! Hands off the cyclops, creetin'! You understand me?!
 * Francis (as the media were taking their pictures): *chuckles nervously as the media were taking their pictures* *scene cuts to Ed and Edd*
 * Ed (as Edd as putting hors d'oeuvres on his plate): Double-D! Does it sadden you that Jackie won't race with you in MONSTAR racing?!
 * Edd: Uh, Ed? First of all the name is NASCAR, and second, my wife Jackie only chose to be a crew chief in my pit-box throughout the season.

Quote 2

 * Duck (with a chicken leg stuffed in his mouth): Jack, you got a call from your wife. *scene cuts to Jack Fassler's office where his holophone took place*

Quote 3

 * Pat Anther: We're here with the driver of the #20 Home Depot Pontiac for Team Fastex, Eddward "Double-D" Marion. Double-D, would you like to tell us about what made you overcome your fear of sports and become a NASCAR Winston Cup Series driver.
 * Edd (kindly): Well, Pat. It's a long story, but I'd prefer to keep it withdrawn.
 * Pat Anther: *suddenly sadly frowns* *scene cuts to Princess Morbucks pouring a glass of punch*
 * Ed: Hello, Princess! Remember me? I'm Charmin' Marvin! But you can call me Ed!
 * Morbucks (happily but snobbishly): *scoffs* Sorry, I'd love to stay and chat, but I have to be somewhere else after my drink. *drinks her punch* There, now I'm finished... *splashes her drink at Ed's face and leaves the scene*... (as she was walking away) idiot!
 * Ed: Toodaloo! See you at the next thing I can't go to, Princess!
 * Krusty: Hey hey! *laughs goofy* I see you drink Buzz Cola! Let's talk business!
 * Ed (stupidly): Business? Like restrooms?! *laughs*
 * Krusty (annoyed): Ooooh.... *scene swiches to Edd and Lisa*
 * Edd: Cast away those melancholy blues, Lisa. Jack should be grateful how well you fixed those cars. (referring to "Pedal to the Ed-al") You deserve to participate in NASCAR! And I'll see he gets recommendations from ALL our friends.
 * Lisa: Bless you so much, Double-D. *scene switches to Krusty and Ed*
 * Krusty: We can pay ya a lot to be on the Krusty Burger/Buzz Cola commercials, whatta ya say, Monobrow?! *scene switches to Francis, Timmy, and Lisa*
 * Francis: Hitting on Daddy Simpson's daughter, Turner? (to Lisa) How about we talk some real competition.
 * Timmy (while viciously holding onto Francis' shoulder / angrily confronting): How about you get lost and forget you said that?!
 * Francis (as he was swinging at Timmy): Lay off, Turnbug! You tryin' to give me a wedgie again?! *shoves Timmy into Plankton*
 * Lisa: *gasps in horror* Francis! *scene cuts to Pat Anther and Edd*
 * Pat Anther: Tell me Eddward, how does it feel to drive for Team Fa--? *scene immediately cuts to Plankton and Timmy*
 * Plankton (aggressively): Lay of the cyclops!!! *tosses Timmy into a food table ,and everyone gasps at the melee* *scene cuts to Edd and Pat Anther*
 * Edd: Pardon me, Ma'am. *charges for Plankton* *scene cuts to Plankton viciously lifting a chair*
 * Plankton: *roars, then gets tackled by Edd*
 * Penny: Timmy, you alright--! *as Eddy was tripping Penny* WHOA!!!! *falls to the ground* *everyone exclaims in horror*
 * Snap (as he was charging for Plankton): I'm gonna break your face, horsehead--! *Eddy then tosses Snap into Timmy* *scene cuts to Edd and Plankton fighting*
 * Duck (as he was pushing Edd and Plankton away from each other): Break it up--! *then gets splashed by a punch bowl* *everyone gasps in horror*
 * Duck: *growls* Who threw that punch?! *charges and a brawl ensued* *scene cut to Mike Haugher with drivers fighting*
 * Mike Haugher: Is this year's NASCAR Winston Cup Series Team Championship "fiercely competitive"?!
 * Kevin (as he was sent flying): YAAHH!!!!
 * Mike Haugher: You bet it is! *scene cuts to Timmy and Francis*
 * Timmy: You're lookin' for a boot to your face and I'm gonna let ya have it!
 * Francis: Whoa, you got it all wrong Turner. We're DRIVERS, not fighters. Let's settle this OUR way.
 * Timmy: What are you talkin about?
 * Morbucks (snobbishly): He means a RACE, Beaver Boy. *scene fades to black*

Quote 4

 * (scene fades into Jack and Garner (on Jack's holophone) having a serious talk)
 * Jack Fassler: I don't expect favors because we used to be partners, but you know how much all of this will be worth if the NASCAR Team Championship becomes a success.
 * Garner Rexton: If you don't make the loan payment due at the end of this season, meaning if Team Fastex loses the Team Championship, I will have to foreclose.
 * Jack Fassler (horrified): You can't take Team Fastex away from me!
 * Garner Rexton: You borrowed millions from your local bank to build it, now that I own your local bank.
 * Jack Fassler: You have to give me more time!
 * Garner Rexton (sinisterly): It's not personal, Jack. *with a sinister grin* It's BUSINESS. *disappears*
 * Jack Fassler (as Garner Rexton disappears): Garner! *scene cuts to Edd in his car*

Quote 5

 * Edd: *starts his car and pulls out* *sighs* Well, gotta get home to Jackie. *gasps as he sees Lisa wave him down and stops*
 * Lisa: *approaches Edd's window* Timmy's gonna compete against Francis tonight in a street race isn't he?
 * Edd: A masculine thing, Lisa. It may be dangerous for you to confront their ordeal.
 * Lisa: It's actually a ridiculous thing, Double-D! And I'm not gonna let Timmy get killed out on the streets! I don't know how he'll drive through the streets.
 * Edd: Since Timmy wrecked his actual stock-car (referring to Timmy's #24 DUPONT Chevrolet), they're bound to use prototype cars of their own paint schemes to race starting from the diner (as seen in "NASCAR Racers"), to the quarry, and then back again. *scene cuts to the prototype cars*
 * Morbucks *while holding her yellow scarf*: When I drop this scarf, take off as fast as you can! *raises yellow scarf in the air*

Quote 6

 * Francis: *chuckles* I have a special spot on my trophy shelf for you, Turner.
 * (Timmy's foot is shown pushing the pedal)
 * Timmy: Get a hobby actually MEANT for you, Francis!
 * (Then Princess dropped her scarf and the two raced out)
 * Morbucks: Beat the bucktooth! We're Team REXCOR! (evil laugh) *scene cuts to Francis and Timmy racing, then cuts to Francis cockpit*
 * Francis: You owe me BIG, Turner! I'll be collecting a lot from you!
 * (Francis repeatedly rams Timmy's car while Timmy exclaims every hit)
 * (Then Timmy hit the break)
 * Timmy: Go swim with your own kind! The sharks are probably missing you!
 * Timmy: Woo-hoo! Finish line, here I come!
 * Francis: Watch your back, Turner! Sh--*bleep*--'s gonna hit the fence for ya! *starts his protype car and pulls out of the lake and back onto the streets*
 * (scene cuts to where Remy and Imaginary Gary were walking)
 * Remy (grumbling underneath his breath): *grunts and puts "ROAD ENDS" sign down* Why must I of all people do the dirty work?!! (to Imaginary Gary) You know, you could be helping me.
 * Gary: Ey. Whose idea was this again? I've done my part.
 * Remy: (to himself) Lazy.*grunts while putting the "ROAD ENDS" sign on the wrong side of the road* *puts sign down* (out loud) Turner's taking the wrong road and then he'll have taken the wrong kind of turn-or should i say turn-er for the worse!
 * Gary: *snobbish laugh* *suddenly hears Timmy's prototype car in the distance* Uh oh, here comes Turner, let's scatter back to the diner. *both leave the scene on foot as Timmy pulls up*
 * Timmy: Detour? That's unexpected. No matter!
 * (Timmy takes the turn actually meant to be the ended road)
 * (Francis drives up)
 * Francis: (chuckles) Turner fell for it. Hook, line and sinker!
 * (Scene switches back to Timmy)
 * Timmy: Huh. Must have lost Francis. (sees tree in front of a big drop) (exclaims in horror)
 * (Then Timmy screeched to hault, but his car drove horizontally and ran into the tree, hurling him into the lake)