Group Lore:Fred

Fred Krappe was a well known and influential member of the Big 5. His incredible pectoral gifts and misunderstood love of the state of Michigan led to his common nickname Michigan Tits.

The Early Years
Fred began his decent into The Group by providing his father's house as the original HQ, long before Matt's house became the officially recognized HQ. It was during this time that many of the basic hobbies and stereotypes the represented the group began to emerge out of many of Fred's personal hobbies. Fred's long lived and well documented rivalries with Chris and Group Lore:Matt formed the basis of the Friendship Through Conflict standard of group member behavior.

Fred in Group Politics
Fred was a feared and despised politician among members of the Oblong Table. He was able to summon the Assmosphere at will, and his sly and cunning use of lies, deceit, and The Dark Side gained him great infamy among his friends. When things weren't going his way, it was quite often for him to proclaim that he was Leaving Forever, or worse yet, start up in Fisticuffs.

The Downfall of Fred
Many people attribute Fred's downfall to his business running the Vestla Bordello. Still others claim that it was his Mad Skillz at pimpology, and his subsequent dealings with The Baker's Dozen. However, it was actually neither of these, and it was his secret Smoking Fetish that led to him becoming reclusive and dropping out of The Group.

Some Nicknames for Chris

 * Michigan Tits
 * Milk Jugs
 * Slimer
 * Jowls
 * Fred the Baker
 * Doughboy