Jack (Shrek) trailer/Transcript

(The castle inside has beautiful stone faces, and it transitions to the castle door being opened)

Olaf: Princess, where are you?

(Transitions to the birds flapping on top of the roof)

Olaf: It's very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games.

(Jack Frost comes in in knight form and sees the castle)

Jack: Oh. Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the--?

Olaf: DRAGON!

(Star Butterfly in Mewberty form breathes fire on the castle)

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)

Narrator: AnimatedFan195 Productions invites you to a land of fairytales.

(The bed moves into Jack Frost)

Jack: Hey! Oh no no no no! Dead broad off the table!

Jeff: Well, where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken!

(Jack Frost rushes to his bed to find Bolt reading a book in bed)

Bolt: What?

Narrator: Where an unlikely hero

(Jack Frost roars at Olaf)

Olaf: You definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something 'cause your breath stinks!

Narrator: rescues a fair princess

Margaret: You didn't slay the dragon?

Jack: It's on my to-do list.

Narrator: from a nasty bird

Spike: Eat me!

(Spike spits on Lord Shen)

Lord Shen: Ugh!

Narrator: with the help of his trusty cold snowman.

Olaf: This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!

(Jack Frost charges to save Olaf from Star Butterfly)

Jack: Ahh!

Narrator: This summer,

Olaf: Aaaaahhhh!

Narrator: one name spells action,

(Margaret defeats the rhino guards, and in slow motion when she attacks the two of them)

Jack: You're not exactly what I expected.

(Star Butterfly flies over with Jack Frost and Olaf in it)

Narrator: one name spells adventure,

Lord Shen: Have at him!

(Jack Frost defeats two of Shen's guards in a match)

Olaf: I just now before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.

(Jack Frost runs in slow motion along with Margaret and Olaf)

Narrator: one name

Jack: Don't look down!

(One of the wood frame breaks and Olaf gasps just to see that Olaf looks down)

Olaf: Jack, I'm looking down!

Narrator: spells romance,

(Jack Frost slurps the weed rat in his mouth and burps)

Olaf: It's no way to behave in front of the princess!

(Margaret burps loudly)

Olaf: Oh, wow! She's nasty as you are.

Jack: Come on!

(The battle comes in as Jack Frost breaks the beer onto the knights, Star Butterfly chasing Olaf, and the knight guards prepare to load their arrows)

Margaret: There's an arrow in your butt!

(Margaret takes out an arrow on Jack Frost's butt and Jack Frost moans)

(Margaret knows the rules to Jack Frost)

Jack: Owwww!

Narrator: and that name is...

Margaret: Jack.

Olaf: Jack