Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales with Friends

Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales with Friends is a crossover series with characters of various shows. Featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have five Thomas Stories and one song. Only Stories from Seasons 1-7 may be used. No stories from Seasons 8-present allowed. And only songs from Seasons 3-7 may be used.

Major Trivia

 * The Powerpuff Girls are 8 in this series.

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, The Powerpuff Girls visit the Eds' cul-de-sac. Ed plays with Bubbles, Edd and Blossom share knowledge with each other, and Eddy and Buttercup team up playing pranks and doing scams. Mr. Conductor appears and tells them stories about girls on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Mavis (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas Meets the Queen (George Carlin)
 * 5) Percy's Predicament (George Carlin)

Song

 * Five New Engines in the Shed

Quotes

 * (Mr.Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Eds! What's up?
 * Bubbles: Hi, Mr. Conductor!
 * Buttercup: What's up, Little Man?
 * Eddy: You know our friend, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, they do, Eddy. I met the Powerpuff Girls before I met you and your friends. Ladies first they say.
 * (Edd and Blossom show up)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Edd! Where have you and Blossom been?
 * Edd: We were looking up insects and- Pardon me, Did you just say Blossom? How did you know her name?
 * Mr. Conductor: She and her sisters, Bubbles and Buttercup are friends of mine. I've seen them save the world from so many monsters and crooks.
 * Bubbles: Oh, shucks. It's our job.
 * Mr. Conductor: And I think you girls and Eds will be great friends the same way Thomas and Emily became friends.
 * Blossom: Who's Emily, Mr. Conductor?
 * Buttercup: Yeah, how come we've never heard about her when you told us your stories back in Townsville?
 * Edd: Why, I don't believe we heard the story of Emily's first day either. Won't you tell us the story please?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be glad to.  (Blows whistle and "Emily's New Coaches" begins)

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, when Eddy, Ed and even Edd get detention, Eddy convinces them to escape and the Kids Next Door show up to assist. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about escapes and plans.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (George Carlin)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toad Stands By (George Carlin)
 * 4) The World's Strongest Engine (Alec Balwin)
 * 5) Heroes (George Carlin)

Song

 * There Once Was An Engine Who Ran Away

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, when Ed misses his imaginary friend, Jib. Mr. Conductor surprises him by bringing Mac, Bloo and the Foster's gang to the cul-de-sac to cheer him up. He also tells stories about when friends are far ,feeling homesick and making new friends.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved from Scrap (George Carlin)
 * 2) A New Friend for Thomas (George Carlin)
 * 3) Four Little Engines (George Carlin)
 * 4) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Bad Day at Castle Loch (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * That's What Friends Are For

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, Johnny Bravo visits the cul-de-sac and Eddy is jealous of how muscular he is. Mr. Conductor shows up and tells the two stories about Gordon.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon Takes A Dip (George Carlin)
 * 2) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Gordon and Spencer (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Tenders and Turntables (George Carlin)
 * 5) Gordon and the Gremlin (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * The Whistle Song

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: I hope my stories have taught you two something today
 * Johnny Bravo: Yeah. Never come face-to-face with a short dweeb!
 * Eddy: What'd you call me?!
 * (Eddy and Johnny face each other with rivalry looks)
 * Mr. Conductor: Break it up! I You both have a lot in common if you think about it. When it comes to ladies and gloating about good looks.
 * Johnny: I don't know what gloating is, but I have the better looks!
 * Eddy: Oh yeah? Well, I say I have a better chance with the ladies!
 * (The two argue)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the two will get along, but one thing the engines have in common is ...their whistles! (blows whistle and "The Whistle Song" begins)

Plot

 * Ed, Edd and Eddy discover Dexter, boy genius stranded when his teleportation shuttle malfunctions. Dexter along with Edd work on repairing it and Mr. Conductor tells stories about inventions new and helpful to the engines on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Terence the Tractor (George Carlin)
 * 3) The Fogman (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Bill, Ben and Fergus (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Special Funnel (George Carlin)

Song

 * It's Great To Be An Engine

Plot

 * Edd and Bubbles are bullied by Mitch on the internet. Bubbles cries and Edd tried to sooth her hurt feelings. Mr. Conductor appears and tells both of them stories about bullies on The Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 2) Bulgy
 * 3) Special Attraction
 * 4) Diesel Does It Again
 * 5) Steamroller

Song

 * Troublesome Trucks

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Before you two go out to play, Want to know who are as big troublemakers as Mitch?
 * Bubbles: Who, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: The biggest bullies on the Island Of Sodor, The freight cars! (Blows whistle and the song, "Troublesome Trucks" begins")

Plot

 * Spongebob, Squidward,Sandy and Patrick end up in the cul-de-sac thanks to a teleportation invention by Sandy. The Eds were surprised that they were talking to sea creatures and a squirrel Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about engines who've had experiences with fish.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper (George Carlin)
 * 2) Fish (George Carlin)
 * 3) Something In The Air (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin)
 * 5) Something Fishy (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Down By The Docks

Quotes

 * Sandy: Well, I'll be! We're in some kind of suburban cul-de-sac.
 * Spongebob *gasp* Sandy! I need water!
 * Squidward: And me! *gags*
 * Patrick: Me 4! *chokes*
 * Edd: Gracious! Let me assist!
 * Ed: Allow me, Double-D!
 * (Ed sprays Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward with a hose)
 * Edd: Ed, No!
 * (Edd helps Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward to Sarah and Jimmy's kiddie pool)
 * Squiward: Ahhhh...Much better.
 * Spongebob: That was a close one. Thank you, kind sir.

Plot

 * In Springfield, Bart Simpson is sick of following rules at his house so he decides he will run away with Nigel Uno of Kids Next Door Sector V and join the Kids Next Door. Mr. Conductor tries to get him to understand rules are made to keep him safe and the consequences of running away. He also tells him stories about when engines ran away and broke rules.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Runs Away (George Carlin)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (George Carlin)
 * 3) Thomas Breaks the Rules (George Carlin)
 * 4) Down the Mine (George Carlin)
 * 5) Thomas and the Search for Fergus (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Rules and Regulations

Plot

 * When the Kids Next Door land in Jump City, they discover a giant 'T' building and investigate it to be none other than Titans Tower where they meet the heroes of the city, the Teen Titans. The 2 teams argue about if it's better to be a kid or a teenager. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories of engines' rivalries between being big and small.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) Trouble in the Shed
 * 3) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady
 * 4) A Big Day for Thomas
 * 5) Thomas Saves the Day

Song

 * Little Engines

Plot

 * Timmy, Bubbles, and Edd missed their last train to Lucy's Leap to see Toadea Croakcelli's concert on the fair grounds. Timmy and Edd blamed Eddy for selling them faulty bikes and hurting poor Bubbles (falling off her bike). Bubbles became emotionally upset and Timmy and Edd tried soothing her hurt feelings. After hearing Timmy saying that he hoped that he and his friends should find ways to chase the train, Mr. Conductor told stories about chases on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase (George Carlin)
 * 2) Old Iron (George Carlin)
 * 3) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) A Big Surprise For Percy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) A Close Shave For Duck (George Carlin)

Quote 1

 * (Train pulls out)
 * Bubbles: Wait for us!!!!
 * Edd: STOP!!!! DESIST!!!!
 * Timmy: WAIT!!!! Stop the train!!!! DARN IT!!!!
 * (All 3 arrive in Shining Time Station)
 * Edd: Well, my friends. We've just missed our last train to Lucy's Leap.
 * Timmy: And it's all stupid Eddy's fault!!!! I could've eaten a tasty snow cone and a funnel cake by now if it weren't for that scheming dork!!!!
 * Bubbles: *whimpers then cries*
 * Timmy: Bubbles? You all right?
 * Edd: Bubbles, what's wrong?
 * Bubbles: I'm sad that we can't have a good time... *weeps*
 * Timmy: (kindly) Awww.... don't cry Bubbles. You'll make me cry.
 * Edd: Don't worry Bubbles. We can go to Lucy's Leap another time.
 * Bubbles: It's not the same... *weeps*
 * Timmy: Here's a tissue, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: (sadly) Thank you, Timmy..... *sobs* *blows her nose*
 * Timmy: If we can only find a way to chase that train.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think chasing a train is such a good idea, Timmy.
 * Edd: How come, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because you need a vehicle!
 * Bubbles: I'd fly us there, but I'm too hurt! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: And sadly, Bertie The Bus is not here to help you out.
 * Timmy: How come Bertie can't help us?
 * Mr. Conductor: He has a radiator problem and is now being mended. Remember when Edward sent him on that wild goose chase? (Blows whistle and "Bertie's Chase" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "A Close Shave For Duck")
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey! I just found out that Toadea Crokcelli is adding another concert to his tour tomorrow after a complete success in tonight's concert!
 * Timmy: NICE!!!!
 * Bubbles: HOORAY! Oh, I feel happier than ever!
 * Edd: Oh! bless you, Mr. Conductor for telling us the news!
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure!
 * Timmy: Next time, we're taking the "ankle express" to Shining Time Station.
 * Bubbles: What's that?
 * Timmy: Our legs and feet!
 * (All laugh)
 * Mr. Conductor: Or we could ask HIM to take us! (Blows whistle and the song "Harold The Helicopter" begins)

Song

 * Harold The Helicopter

Trivia

 * Toadea Croakcelli is a spoof of Andrea Bocelli

Plot

 * Numbuh 4 is watching Wrestling and playing a violent game on his handheld system when Mr. Conductor appears with Buttercup. He tried to get the two to be friends, but instead argue about strength so he tells them stories about those who have doubted another.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry to the Rescue (George Carlin)
 * 2) Edward the Very Useful Engine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Rock 'N' Roll (George Carlin)
 * 4) Harvey to the Rescue (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Bowled Out (George Carlin)

Song

 * Never, Never, Never Give Up

Quotes

 * Numbuh 4: You must be crazy! A girl can't be strong! Boys are the only ones with muscle!
 * Buttercup: Just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean I can't toss you into space!
 * Mr Conductor: The two of you are getting off to a bad start. Doubting others sometimes leads the one who was doubted to come out on top whereas the one who doubted them is left in despair.
 * Buttercup: Whatchu talking about, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, surely you remember my telling you about the time Henry pulled through when Gordon was about to tease him?
 * Numbuh 4: Heh, I usually hate hearing Mr. C's stories, but I'm up to hearing this one. At least Henry's a boy with strength!
 * Buttercup: Girls have just as much strength as boys!
 * Mr. Conductor: Settle yourselves. Now where was I? Oh yes, Henry the Green Engine. (blows whistle and "Henry to the Rescue" begins)

Plot

 * Eddy came up with a "hospital" scam to bill somebody if they got hurt, so he injures poor Bubbles by secretly tossing a banana peel (from a banana he ate) right in front of her bike, vaulting her off. The scam immediately backfired when Bubbles, feeling seriously hurt bawled hysterically, Edd dialed 911 to call for an ambulance to Peach Creek Hospital, and her worried friends (including Edd right after he dialed for an ambulance) visited her, wondering if she was all right. As usual, Eddy was blamed for injuring Bubbles who was now in the hospital. In between visits from her family & friends, Mr. Conductor told stories about engines on Sodor who've had accidents and mishaps.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Spotless Record (Michael Angelis)
 * 3) Horrid Lorry (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas Gets Bumped (George Carlin)
 * 5) Percy Takes The Plunge (George Carlin)

Song

 * Accidents Will Happen

Quote 1

 * Eddy: "HOSPITUL ED" is going to be the greatest scam ever! I'm finding myself sweatin' jawbreakers right now!
 * Bubbles' bike rell rings*
 * Eddy: (In singsong voice) Here comes our first patient! *snickers*
 * Bubbles: *singing*
 * (Eddy eats banana and throws peel directly in front of Bubbles)
 * Eddy: Oops! *snickers*
 * Bubbles: *vaults off her bike* YEOW!!!! *lands on shoulder and injures it*
 * Bubbles: *bawls hysterically*
 * Edd: *loud gasp* BUBBLES!!!! Oh, dear! What am I gonna do?! Oh, I know! *Gets out cell phone and dials 911*
 * Sarah: Bubbles! You all right?!
 * Sandy: You all right, little cute one?!
 * Ed: Speak to me, Bubbles!!!!
 * Edd: (on cell phone) Oh, thank heavens!!!! I'll see you when you gentlemen arrive here! Oh, thank you, Sir. Bye. *hangs up*
 * Edd: *Approaches Bubbles after battling his way through the witnesses* Excuse me, Pardon me, coming through. Bubbles! Bubbles! Are you all right?!
 * Bubbles: It hurts! IT HURTS!!!!! *sirens sound in the distance* *ambulance arrives*
 * Edd: (To himself) Oh no, Bubbles must've injured the rotator cuff in her right shoulder.
 * (Paramedics take Bubbles on a stretcher and put her in the ambulance)
 * Paramedic #1 (voice only): All right, right, we got her in. Let's bring her in.
 * Paramedic #2 (voice only): Got it!
 * (Kevin, Bart, Rudy Tabootie, and Rolf give Eddy a dirty glance)
 * Eddy: *Chuckles nervously* But it was an accident!!!!
 * Rudy: *scoffs* Yeah, right!
 * Kevin: Let's pound him, Rudy! *chases Eddy*
 * Rolf: Rolf will join in this beatdown!
 * Bart: I'm in, Kevin! Let's send him to "HOSPITUL ED" and have him pay BUBBLES' medical bill! *runs with the gang and joins in into beating Eddy to a pulp*
 * Eddy: No! OW! OOOOW!!!!! It wasn't me!!!! *laughs nervously* (Scene now goes to Peach Creek Hospital)

Quote 2

 * Timmy: *softly* Hey Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Hi, Timmy.... *sadly but weakly* how do I look, now?
 * Timmy: Well, you still look beautiful even though you're in bed with a cast on.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Thanks, Timmy...
 * Timmy: I'll be right back, Bubbles. I have to check on your medical records.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Take your time, Timmy.... *whimpers*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Sorry about your injury, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Mr. Conductor, why aren't you in the Tour De Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I couldn't attend. I injured my shoulder.
 * Bubbles: Similar to me, Mr. Conductor. *sobs*
 * Mr. Conductor: Awww... don't cry, Bubbles. In fact, we should start a club!
 * Bubbles: What club?
 * Mr. Conductor: We should call it the "Sore-shoulder Club"! The name of the game is you have to have an injured shoulder and feel sorry for yourself. And by the way, Bubbles. Eddy injured you pretty bad.
 * Bubbles: You mean Eddy did this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Absolutely. Deliberately hurting somebody is one thing, but playing hooky is just as bad. I remember when Sir. Handel played hooky, he made Peter Sam end up in a mess too horrible to watch.
 * Bubbles: I don't really think I want to hear this one Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's too bad because the wreckage is cleared away, and Peter Sam went back to work after a while, but I'll save it for some other time.
 * Bubbles: (In moaning voice) But, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, no, no, you had enough injuries for one day.
 * Bubbles: Please...?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you sure?
 * Bubbles: *Nods her head "yes"*
 * Mr. Conductor: Right, then! (Blows whistle and "Rusty Helps Peter Sam" begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo) guest stars in this episodes by telling "The Spotless Record".
 * Eddy mispells "Hospital" on his sign.
 * Before Timmy left to check Bubbles' medical records, he sat by Bubbles' bedside.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Timmy and Bubbles "Percy Takes The Plunge".

Plot

 * Eduardo is teased by the Rowdyruff Boys for being scared of so many things. Mr Conductor shows up and tells stories about engines handling fear. WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan joins in and helps Eduardo out. (Bcause he was a coward himself)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Henry and the Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 4) Bulls Eyes (George Carlin)
 * 5) James and the Trouble with Trees (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

Plot

 * Terrence and WWE villain, Wade Barrett meet the Rowdyruff Boys; they all become friends and have fun vandalizing property of others as well as the city and bullying others. Mr. Conductor's Double shows up and tells them stories about Sodor's troublemakers.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (George Carlin)
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas (George Carlin)
 * 3) Bye George! (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Oliver Owns Up (George Carlin)
 * 5) Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Come for the Ride

Quotes

 * Brick: Hey! Let's hitch a ride on that subway!
 * Butch: Yeah! We'll go without paying!
 * Boomer: Yeah!
 * Wade Barrett: And if the Powerpuff Girls get 'ere, I'll give Bubbles my bullhammer move and she'll weep like the crybaby she is!
 * Terrence: *chuckling* This is gonna be so rad!
 * Mr. Conductor's Double: Yes, a ride we will go on and a song we'll hear that isn't very long. (blows whistle and Song "Come for the Ride" begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor's Double guest stars in this episode and tells all five Thomas stories.
 * Wade Barrett is a British WWE Superstar villain, and his bullhammer move is a strong punch.

Plot

 * Homer is put on a diet and Buttercup and Rainbow Dash put him through a fitness program. Homer is unhappy with the program and his diet. The Eds show up and Eddy decides he will put him through his weight loss clinic he wanted to try when he fattened Jimmy into a sumo believing it will be superior. Mr. Conductor also tries to cheer Homer up and boost his confidence by telling stories about engines trying their best.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Learns a Lesson (George Carlin)
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars (George Carlin)
 * 3) Percy's Promise (George Carlin)
 * 4) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin)

Song

 * James the Really Splendind Engine

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a Halloween party at Shining Time Station and invites all his friends (the Eds, Johnny Bravo, Dexter, the Simpson Family, etc.). Everybody has fun playing games and eating snacks and candy. Mr. Conductor also tells spooky stories from the Island of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (George Carlin)
 * 3) Scaredy Engines (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Toby's Discovery (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Haunted Henry (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Boo! Boo! Choo-Choo

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a Christmas Party at Shining Time Station and invites all his friends. Everyone is in the Holiday Spirit except Eddy and Bloo who are only thinking about presents and Squidward and Raven are both moody. Mr. Conductor tells them and the others stories about Christmas and being giving to others around the Holidays.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree (George Carlin)
 * 3) It's Only Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Not So Hasty Cakes (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure (George Carlin)

Song

 * Winter Wonderland

Plot

 * The Eds, The Powerpuff Girls, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Bart, Lisa and Kevin are at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race at Pocono Raceway in Long Pond, PA. During the pre-race festivities and a red flag during the race (cleanup after major accident) Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about races, competitions, and speed on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves A Point (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race (George Carlin)
 * 3) Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Hooray For Thomas! (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (George Carlin)

Song

 * Let's Have A Race!

Quote 1

 * Edd: Well gentlemen, this is indeed our first NASCAR race together.
 * Bart: Yeah! And my 3rd race ever!
 * Eddy: I can't believe I met Kyle Busch before we left the garage to come to these stands!!!!! I hope Busch puts Dale Jr into the wall!
 * Ed: Like mayonaise?!
 * Edd: Eddy, please show good sportsmanship. Thank you.
 * Lisa: You said it, Eddward. My bratty brother over here always told me that he wants Clint Bowyer to put Jeff Gordon into the wall, and I appear to respect Jeff Gordon very much.
 * Bart: (To himself) *scoff*. Lisa will soon weep when Bowyer puts Gordon into the wall on the first lap. *snickers*
 * Bubbles: I can't believe I met Kasey Kahne today.... awwww he's so cute!!!!! I want him to win today so I can-
 * Buttercup: Scream like crazy and try to get him to marry you?
 * Blossom: Buttercup, be nice.
 * Buttercup: Hmph!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Lisa's lap)
 * Lisa: Mr. Conductor, you're just in time to witness a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race.
 * Snap: What up, Bucko? You watchin' the race today?
 * Mr. Conductor: Why yes indeed, Snap. I'm watching it behind the catchfence in Turn #1 with my friends, the butterflies.
 * Rudy: Do they have races on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, indeed they do! Remember that race between Percy and Harold? (Blows whistle and "Percy Proves A Point" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Queen Rapsheeba: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!!!!
 * Lisa: HERE WE GO, GUYS!!!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Gotta head to Turn #1! (Disappears)
 * (Engines start with a roar and rev loudly)
 * Rudy: YEAH!!!!!!
 * Bart: WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 * Snap: (to himself, dreaming) Awwwww.... Man, Rapsheeba is hot!

Quote 2

 * (Cars leave pit road and head onto the track for 2 warmup laps behind the pace car)
 * Rudy: Man, I never heard stock cars in person in my life! Boy they are loud!!!!
 * Kevin: Yeah! If Rolf was here, he would definitely complain about the engine noise. Ha ha!
 * Lisa: It's sad that Timmy couldn't come with us. I hope he's feeling better.
 * Kevin: Yeah, I feel bad for the little dude too, "Lise". But look in the bright side, he kindly gave me his ticket and pit-pass.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Bubbles' lap)
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles, I just heard that Thomas had just beat Bertie in a race today!
 * Bubbles: Good for Thomas! Did he win something?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you quickly before the cars come rolling by here. They're in Turn #1 right now! (Blows whistle and "Thomas & Bertie's Great Race" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Joe Moore: All right, race fans! The cars come offa Turn #3 past the "WHAT TURN 4?" logo on the wall and now roll onto the frontstretch! Pace car now pulls into pit road signaling that we will go green when they come to the start/finish line in less than 500 feet!
 * Mr. Conductor: Uh, oh! Better head to Turn #1 in 500 feet! (Disappears)

Trivia

 * Joe Moore, Dave Moody, Kyle Rickey, and Eli Gold are the NASCAR Commentators calling the race.

Plot

 * The Eds, Dexter, Beast Boy, Johnny Bravo, The Simpson Family, The Kids Next Door, The Foster's Gang and the Powerpuff Girls all go to the official opening of a new amusement park, but Dexter is too short to go on a roller coaster he really wants to ride, Bubbles and Eduardo are afraid of going on certain rides and others are off making all sorts of chaos. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about fairs, rides and other similar events on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Grand Opening (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (George Carlin)
 * 4) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Rheneas and the Roller Coaster (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * The Red Balloon

Plot

 * Bubbles felt extremely sad after Buttercup threw Octi down the sewer. Lisa Simpson, Fluttershy, and Timmy Turner (with Cosmo & Wanda on his watch) felt sorry for Bubbles and gave her hugs (except Cosmo and Wanda). Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about tradgedy and empathy on the Island Of Sodor. After the story "Granpuff", Bubbles became worried. And after the story, "Toby The Tram Engine" she still sadly complained wondering what would become of Duke The Lost Engine, so Mr. Conductor decided himself to try and calm poor sad Bubbles down by telling "Sleeping Beauty". In the end of the episode, Edd and Ed gave Octi back to Bubbles after Ed rescued the stuffed animal from the stinky sewers, and Edd helped to clean and wash Octi.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry!
 * 2) Granpuff
 * 3) Toby The Tram Engine
 * 4) Sleeping Beauty
 * 5)  Henry's Forest

Song

 * The Island Song

Quote 1

 * Bubbles: *weeping and crying*
 * (Lisa, Fluttershy, and Timmy enter the house)
 * Lisa: *gasp* (kindly) Bubbles, what's wrong...?
 * Fluttershy: Awww.... Bubbles....
 * Timmy: What happened, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: *crying* O-once I was p-playing with Octi, *sad gasp* and Buttercup became so m-mad, (sad pants) and sh-sh-SHE CAME AND THREW OCTI DOWN THE SEWER!!!! *bawls*
 * Lisa: Awwww.... *Puts her hand on Bubbles shoulder* don't cry, Bubbles. I'm very sure that Octi will be rescued from the sewer.
 * Timmy: I just hope so, Lisa.
 * Fluttershy: I really think you need a hug, Bubbles. *hugs poor Bubbles*
 * Timmy: We should join in, Lisa.
 * Lisa: Of course, Timmy.
 * (All hug cutely)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust with his sob story booth)
 * Mr. Conductor: *crying*
 * Fluttershy: Awww... what's wrong with you, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, it's the sob stories I heard on the Island Of Sodor. It is so sad, it was wonderful!
 * Lisa: How are sad stories wonderful, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: They're wonderful as long as there's a happy ending. After all, everybody likes a good cry now and then.
 * Lisa: Well Bubbles is finding her sorrow difficult to handle, Mr. Conductor.
 * Timmy: Yeah, all because Buttercup yanked Octi out from her arms and threw him in the sewer.
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a sob story that not even the engines on the Island Of Sodor would want to hear. In fact, they've already had their fair share of sob stories.
 * Fluttershy: I hope the engines are feeling okay.
 * Mr. Conductor: Awww... they are, Fluttershy. Henry The Green Engine has plenty of sob-stories that he would tell. Well.... I'll tell you one for him. (Blows whistle and "Come Out, Henry!" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Ed, Edd, I am very proud of both of you for cheering up poor Bubbles by reuniting her with Octi.
 * Edd: Well, that's why we did our job, Mr. Conductor. And plus, Buttercup now feels terribly guilty for what she had done because she was spoken to severely by the Professor back in Townsville.
 * Ed: Like music teachers?!
 * (All laugh)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm glad that you an Octi are back together again. And by the way Bubbles, if you ever get sad sometimes, try coming here to cheer up. (Blows whistle and the song "The Island Song" begins)

Trivia

 * The Professor actually called Buttercup on her iPhone to scold her after Blossom tattletaled on the phone.

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor has a campout at Shining Time Station. He, Edd, Bart, Lisa, Timmy, Rudy, and Bubbles are gathered round a flashlight campfire with sleeping bags and tents and cook hot dogs and s'mores with a special cooking device put together by Edd and Mr. Conductor tells stories from the Island of Sodor. Meanwhile, Schemer along with Schemee, Ed, Eddy, Bloo, Beast Boy,and Numbuh 4 go for a campout in the woods, but survival is harder than they thought and also became lost until they found their way back to Shining Time Station.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train (George Carlin)
 * 2) Duncan Gets Spooked (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Night Train

Trivia

 * Schemer and Schemee guest star in this episode

Plot

 * Jimmy felt depressed and cried on the sidewalk after Eddy called him a little quitting sissy. WWE Superstar, John Cena realized how Jimmy felt and tried encouraging him to have faith in himself and to never give up. Mr. Conductor appeared and told stories about engines being persistent. WWE Superstar, Sheamus joined in after "Edward's Exploit".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Foolish Freight Cars (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Rusty Saves The Day (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Gallant Old Engine (George Carlin)
 * 5) Bulldog (George Carlin)

Song

 * Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining

Trivia

 * John Cena & Sheamus debut in the series. (Other WWE Superstars are in previous episodes)

Plot

 * Timmy adopts a puny little white horse (with blue eyes, and tellow tail) from Rolf which he named Bella. Timmy discovered that Bella was indeed the world's smallest horse. While Timmy was feeding Bella with a bottle, Lisa, Katara, Cosmo & Wanda (On Timmy's watch), Eddy, and Ed come in to adore the puny (but cutest) little runt. And of course, Eddy didn't enjoy adoring Bella because he thought cute things bore him. Mr. Conductor appears, talks to Bella, and tells stories about animals on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby Had A Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Harold & The Flying Horse (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) A Cow On The Line (George Carlin)
 * 4) Henry & The Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 5) Percy Gets It Right (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Toby

Quote 1

 * Timmy: *feeding Bella* Awww.... you are such a cute girl. I believe she has my eyes, right guys?
 * Wanda: Bella's eyes does match your eyes perfectly eh, sport?
 * Timmy: You got that right Wanda.
 * Cosmo: Bella is cute, cute like my Mama Cosma's hair dryer!
 * Wanda: That's not cute! And Cosmo, shut up!
 * Cosmo: Sorry, Wanda. Hair dryers are cute.
 * Wanda: *annoyed moan*

Quote 2

 * (Bella neighs to Mr. Conductor in a squeaky way)
 * Mr. Conductor: What's that?
 * (Bella neighs to Mr. Conductor again)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, why didn't you tell them that?
 * Lisa: Wow, Mr. Conductor, I didn't know you could understand horse.
 * Mr. Conductor: I do! I can understand any language from elephant to parakeet. You gotta be careful with parakeets. They try to bend the truth, trying to make what they say rhyme.
 * Katara: Mr. Conductor, are they any animals on the Island--
 * Eddy: BORING!!!!
 * Timmy: (Whispering) Eddy, stop! You'll scare Bella that way.
 * Eddy: So what?! It's just a stupid runt!
 * Ed: Like carrots?
 * Lisa: Oh, brother....
 * Timmy: Don't mind him Mr. Conductor, but are they any animals on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well of course, Toby already had his fair share of livestock.
 * Cosmo: Ooh! Is Mr. Conductor going to tell us a story?!
 * Wanda: Yes, and it's called "Don't Let Mr. Conductor Hear You"!
 * Cosmo: Ooh! I love railroad tales!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Did I just hear Cosmo & Wanda?
 * Timmy: WHAT?! Umm-- I um-- you see I um--
 * Mr. Conductor: *chuckles* Don't worry, Timmy. Jorgen Von Strangle won't rid you of your fairy godparents, because in case you, Cosmo, and Wanda didn't hear, I am HIS boss. If Jorgen disobeys me, he will lose his job because I am the chairman of the board in Fairy World.
 * Eddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, could we just listen to what that old coot of a tram had to say about lambs for crying out loud?!
 * Mr. Conductor: (Whispering angrily) Just a second, Eddy!
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Mr. Conductor: Now where was I? Oh, yes! Toby The Tram Engine. (Blows whistle and "Toby Had A Little Lamb" begins)

Trivia

 * Timmy never mentions about how he adopted Bella.
 * Mr. Conductor inferred that Jorgen Von Strangle was actually the C.O.O of Fairy World.

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor, His Cousin, The Eds and Dexter find themselves in the Regular Show park thanks to a malfunction from Dexter's teleportation device. They meet the locals, Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, Pops, Skips, Thomas, and Benson whom  they make friends with. Edd volunteers him and the other Eds to assist in park work while Dexter fixes his teleportation device, but Eddy slacks off with Mordcai and Rigby and runs to fake working whenever Benson rounds a corner in hopes of earning money. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about engines being busy, lazy and silly with their work.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (George Carlin)
 * 2) Jack Jumps In (Michael Angelis)
 * 3) A Friend in Need (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Daisy (George Carlin)
 * 5) One Good Turn (George Carlin)

Song

 * Sir Topham Hatt

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor's Cousin (Ringo Starr) only tells the story, Jack Jumps In in this episode.

Plot

 * Bubbles ditched Boomer because he was trying to manipulate her to wreak havoc for everyone. She saw Timmy lying on his bed, feeling very sad realizing that he never had friends that were girls when he was a school boy (Because they didn't like him). Bubbles decided to make him feel better and try to be his friend. During their comforting conversation, Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about how engines got along and helped each other out. In the end, Bubbles became Timmy's best friend and they bonded very well with each other.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward Helps Out (George Carlin)
 * 2) Elizabeth The Vintage Quarry Truck (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Peace and Quiet (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Bulgy Rides Again (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Thomas and Stepney (George Carlin)

Song

 * Really Useful Engine

Quote 1

 * (Timmy sat on his bed sighing sadly)
 * Bubbles: Hi, Timmy!
 * Timmy: Oh, Hey Bubbles. Fly right in.
 * (Bubbles floated in through the window)
 * Bubbles: What's the matter, Timmy?
 * Timmy: I barely have friends. There's Chester, AJ, Elmer and Sanjay, but they're kind of geeks and freaks.
 * Chester, AJ, Elmer and Sanjay (from Timmy's window): Hey!
 * (Timmy shuts the window and the 4 fell to the ground.)
 * Bubbles: Well, I was just with Boomer.
 * Timmy: You mean that evil dude version of yourself?
 * Bubbles: Yes, he said he wanted to be friends, but he was a big stinker and tricked me to create havoc! *cries*
 * Timmy: I know how you feel. I want Trixie to like me. Much more than a friend if you know what I mean.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Timmy, Bubbles.
 * Timmy and Bubbles (sad): Hi, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, I must have the wrong location. Is this Timmy's house, or World Headquarters for the I.M.S?
 * Timmy: What's the I.M.S?
 * Mr. Conductor: The International Mopey Society. What's wrong, you two?
 * Bubbles (with tears in her eyes): We're sad because Boomer tricked me and Trixie doesn't like Timmy!
 * Timmy: Like... like, you mean.... Anyway, there are some people you can't trust to be your friends.
 * Mr. Conductor: Cheer up, you two. Everybody has friends whether you're with them or they're far away. Like my friend, Edward from the Island of Sodor.
 * Bubbles (cheering up a little): Would you tell us a story about the cute little train?
 * Timmy: Yeah, I could use a story after a hard day I've had.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then, What are we waiting for? (blows whistle and "Edward Helps Out" begins)

Quote 2

 * Timmy: I guess faith doesn't want me and Trixie or any girl together.
 * Bubbles: Aww...don't feel sad, Timmy. I think Trixie is a little similar to Boomer, and the other girls don't know what they are doing.
 * Timmy: *sad sigh* I guess you're right, Bubbles. Trixie really is a bad stinker. *sad gasps*
 * Bubbles: Awww... don't cry, Timmy. Look in the bright side, you became great friends with Edd, Rudy, and many others. If you like... *puts her fingerless hand on Timmy's shoulder* I'll be your best friend.
 * Timmy: And a couple, too?
 * Bubbles: *giggles* Of course, Timmy!
 * (Both hug and both giggle and chuckle)
 * Mr. Conductor: Awww... I'm very proud of you, Bubbles for soothing Timmy's hurt feelings. In fact, you're just as useful as my best friend.
 * Bubbles: And who's that, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas the Tank Engine! Who else? (Blows whistle and "Really Useful Engine" begins)

Plot

 * Buttercup, Ed, Eddy, The Miz, Alberto Del Rio, Rudy, Snap, and Chicken are trapped inside Ed's house during a severe thunderstorm.Suddenly, the power went out and everyone soon became frightened and remained motionless and worried softly to each other about the storm. Mr. Conductor appears and tells them calmly that they will make it through the severe storm safely. And he told stories about engines who've had experiences with inclement weather.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby and the Flood (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Cranky Bugs (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Salty's Stormy Tale (MIchael Brandon)
 * 4) The Trouble With Mud (George Carlin)
 * 5) No Sleep for Cranky (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Salty

Quotes

 * Buttercup: I hate rainy days! I need to punch!
 * Miz: Well, ya ain't punchin' me cause after all, I'm a WWE Superstar.
 * Alberto: Will you please stop saying that, Miz?! Aye aye, aye!!!!
 * Rudy: So, it's raining. What are we to do?
 * Chicken: Well at least Cow ain't here to whine about the weather.
 * (Power snaps off after Thunderclap)
 * Eddy: Hey! Who turned out the lights?!
 * Miz (shuddering in fear): Dude, this DEFINITELY not awesome...
 * Alberto (shuddering in fear): If only Ricardo was here, he'd keep me company.
 * Chicken (shuddering in fear): Boy, I hate power outages!!!!
 * Eddy: This storm IS severe! Why didn't I listen to the Weather Channel?! WHY?!!!!!
 * Miz: I guess it's because you never trust what the weathermen say.

Trivia

 * WWE Superstars, The Miz and Alberto Del Rio guest star in this episode

Plot

 * Edd receives a job working as a cashier in the Krusty Krab after Squidward got fired. Before opening time, Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about engines who've had experiences with food.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes to Breakfast (George Carlin)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (George Carlin)
 * 4) A Scarf for Percy (George Carlin)
 * 5) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Gone Fishing

Trivia

 * Jimmy Neutron is introduced to the series in this episode and uses an invention for him, Edd and Mr. Conductor (and the rest of the world) to walk and breath (as well as devices working properly) underwater like they do upon the surface lasting forever.
 * It was inferred that Jimmy Neutron had enabled Mr. Conductor's whistle to be waterproof (and sound the same) but underwater, instead of steam, bubbles introduce the stories.

Plot

 * Lisa was upset when her friend Colin moved from the U.S to Scotland. While Lisa was crying on the sidewalk, Mr. Conductor appeared to try and calm Lisa down by telling her stories of Donald, Douglas, and Duncan.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Donald and Douglas (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Deputation (George Carlin)
 * 3) Donald's Duck (George Carlin)
 * 4) Home At Last (George Carlin)
 * 5) The Runaway Elephant (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Donald's Duck

Plot

 * Dot is stuck in bed with a wing illness, disabling her ability to fly for a while. While Flik and Queen Atta went to the pharmacy for health care products, Edd arrives to help them take care of poor Dot. Mr. Conductor appears in his bed from "Achoo!" and tries to cheer Dot up by telling both her and Edd stories about engines who've once felt ill or had technical difficulties.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) What's The Matter With Henry? (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Henry's Special Coal (George Carlin)
 * 3) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Time For Trouble (George Carlin)
 * 5) A Better View for Gordon (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Percy's Seaside Trip

Quotes

 * Flik: Relax, Dot. You're gonna be okay.
 * Dot: (In moaning voice) But Flik... owww.... I can't even fly....
 * Flik: But Dot, you need to stay in bed and rest. Your wings will get better eventually, I mean it's not like Thumper bit them off.
 * Dot: *groaning* (In moaning voice) Flik please don't mention him! *groans*
 * Atta: Dot has a point, Flik. You don't want to remind her about when she used to fear Thumper.
 * Flik: You got that right, Atta. (To himself) And of course I laughed my head off when Thumper got captured by that exterminator I paid for to get rid of him last week (referring to Eddy's pest control scam, which was successful).
 * Dot: My wings hurt... *groans*
 * Atta: I think we should refill the wing medicine bottle for Dot.
 * Flik: *shrieks* I forgot pick up the perscription for those pills yesterday!
 * Atta: Well, you'll mind as well doing it now Flik, before the pharmacy closes in an hour!
 * Flik: (rapidly) See ya later Dot, me and Atta gotta go to the pharmacy to pick up the meds, bye! *rapidly kisses Dot and storms out of the house into the hovercar Jimmy Neutron made for him, Atta, and Dot*
 * Atta: Flik wait! (angrily) FLIK! Aww! that Flik is just too stubborn to hold his horses for just one second. *leaves house*
 * Edd comes in the house*
 * Edd: Hello, Dot. Sorry you're not feeling like yourself today. Flik and Atta asked me to care for you while they're gone.
 * Dot: It's great to see you here, Edd.... And this pain had been like this for 2 days already...! *groans*
 * Edd: My, how awful.
 * Dot: *calming down a little* Well, anyway. Thank you for getting rid of Thumper for me last week.
 * Edd: Well, it's me and the Eds' pleasure to help you, Dot. And it was Jimmy Neutron's idea to help us shrink Thumper with his shrink ray. In addtion to that. Eddy sprayed that ORTHO all around the house, involving Thumper in the spray.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in his box from "Achoo!")
 * Edd: I guess Dot is not the only one under the weather today.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're right, Edd. I came down with the case of "Arctic Fever" after playing with my seal friends.
 * Dot: Why would you play with seals, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because I knew them ever since they were cubs. Anyway, you and me are not the only one under the weather today, Dot. Henry The Big Green Engine is feeling under the weather himself.
 * Edd: My... what happened to Henry?
 * Dot: Is Henry feeling as much pain as my wings? owwww....
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't say his "wings" but Henry did feel a lot of pain in his boiler. (Blows whistle and "What's The Matter With Henry" begins)
 * Dot:

Trivia

 * Dot, Flik, and Queen Atta debut in the series.
 * Flik and Atta are only present through the beginning.