Character Mix/I'm So Happy (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Eeyore (from Winnie the Pooh) as "I'm So Happy" Whatnot Lead Singer
 * Strong Sad (from Homestar Runner) as "I'm So Happy" Whatnot Pianist

Lyrics
( Eeyore and Strong Sad sing "I'm So Happy" while overrun with cobwebs.)

Eeyore: I'm so happy. I'm so glad. Life is wonderful to me. That's why I'm so happy. I'm so happy. ( Strong Sad: He's so happy he could die. ) I'm so gay. ( Strong Sad: He's so gay. )

Eeyore and Strong Sad : I must be the luckiest man alive.

Strong Sad: Oh, why, he isn't the worst.

Eeyore: Why don't you be happy, too? I like to have fun. ( Strong Sad: He likes to have his fun. ) Lying in the sun. ( Strong Sad: Sometimes he likes to walk in the rain. ) And laughing, laughing, laughing all day.

Eeyore and Strong Sad : Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Eeyore: Why don't you be happy, too?