What if Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory used Archibald Asparagus as Mr. Salt and Scallion 1 as Mr. Slugworth and was made in 2015?

Then the cast would be:
 * Charlie Bucket, Grandpa Joe, Mrs. Bucket, Mr. Bucket, Augustus Gloop, Mrs. Gloop, Violet Beauregarde, Mr. Beauregarde, Mrs. Beauregarde, Veruca Salt, Mrs. Salt, Mike Teavee, Mr. Teavee and Mrs. Teavee - themselves
 * Mr. Salt - Archibald Asparagus (VeggieTales; original design )
 * Mr. Slugworth - Scallion #1 (VeggieTales; original design )