The Simpsons Movie/Transcript 1

Homer Simpson: I've also got a Friend who got out of the Dome earlier, Jeff Goldreyer, he will hide us.

Lenny Leonard: Room 27, that must be it.

Homer Simpson: Jeff Goldreyer! Jeff Goldreyer!

Jeff Goldreyer: Homer! Guys! Come inside quickly before the Police sees you! How in the World did you manage to get out of the Dome?

Carl Carlson: We used a Sink Hole that Homer discovered.

Jeff Goldreyer: You're very lucky to get out of there alive. Homer, would you really believe that i would blame you?

Homer Simpson: No Jeff. Why?

Jeff Goldreyer: Just like you, i knew you didn't ruined everything and screwed up. It is very huge.

Homer Simpson: You'll bet it's huge. We are Homeless, Tired, Exhausted, Hungry and Thirsty. You saw how those People wanted to kill us when they chased us with Pitchforks and Torches. And i'll tell you what was going through my mind when somebody else didn't listen to our Laws and dumped that Silo in the Springfield Lake.

Jeff Goldreyer: No kidding Homer.

Homer Simpson: And you can bet Russ Cargill is behind all that.

Jeff Goldreyer: And not just Russ Cargill, but also General Tapioca, R.W. Trickler, Chief Dawson and Gibbons.

Captain Haddock: Blistering Barnacles! General Tapioca, Trickler, Dawson and Gibbons? So once again we're up against those Screwballs.

Tintin: What's their involvement in this whole Mess?

Jeff Goldreyer: Let me bring up today on the situation. A few Months ago, San Theodoros became the major Linger in the Air Routes of TapiocAirlines. Then, when General Alcazar founded out that TapiocArlines was used for some pretty nasty illegal Traffick thanks to General American Oil, he cancelled the Deal. As for General American Oil, they are going to declare War on the neighboring Places of South America because of the Oil Deposits Trickler had made to get richer.

Sophocles Sarcophagus: And that is where all the Political unrest flared up.

Barney Gumble: Cargill and Tapioca always despise us.

Jeff Goldreyer: Exactly. Heavilly funded by somebody or someone as yet unknown, General Tapioca mounted a Coup de Tat and forced General Alcazar into hiding.

Homer Simpson: I absolutely agree with you Jeff. I don't about things like getting rid of Syldavia. I respect people who do things like stopping Bordurian Agents from stealing the Ottakar Sceptre, solving the Mystery of the Black Gold in Khemed and retrieving back the Damaged Idol.

Jeff Goldreyer: Of course, and i'm prepared with a solution.

Company: San Theodoros?

Jeff Goldreyer: San Theodoros, that is where General Alcazar lives.

Homer Simpson: But where?

Barney Gumble: We've heard that General Alcazar was feared dead and killed by Tapioca.

Jeff Goldreyer: No, that is where you're all wrong. He is hiding in San Theodoros, at Alcazar Creek. A Legendary Mountain named after the Alcazar Family.

Homer Simpson: We certainly must get to him for a pete's sake.

Jeff Goldreyer: First we must get some sleep, tomorrow we'll find a way to leave Springfield, travel to San Theodoros and join General Alcazar.