Thomas 2 - Introduction - SonicandKnuckles - Parody Style.

Quotes:

 * James: (as the Narrator) Panic in the Chamber of the Teensies and the Fairy Council: evil villains from deep in space have arrived, determined to conquer and enslave the entire world. The time for combat has come.  Volunteers form small resistance groups and thrown themselves into battle with the evil aggressors. Thomas and his friend Edward are travelling to the edge of The Great Forest, where the highest number of pirates are located.
 * Thomas: I'm glad nothing can stop us now.


 * Edward: Yes, Thomas, nothing can stop us now. We'll make sure of our entire success.
 * Thomas: I think you're right.
 * Edward: I am, let's have some fun.
 * Thomas: That’s the stuff, Edward. Get ready, Edward, the pirates are coming straight at us.
 * Edward: I’d rather be a smart friend with you, eh, buddy?
 * Thomas: Now you’re talkin’! Come on, buddy, let's get going.
 * Paxton: Well, well, Edward. What’s your rush?
 * Edward: Me and Thomas are going to have lots of fun... Oh hello.
 * Paxton: Well, how is the great actor?
 * Edward: I wasn't an actor, Dennis was terrible!
 * Paxton: He was?
 * Edward: Yes, he told me to stay put.
 * Paxton: He did?
 * Edward: Uh-huh, but I learned my lesson, I’m going---
 * Paxton: Oh you poor, poor boy. You must be a nervous wreck. That’s it! You are a nervous wreck. Ahem. We must diagnose this case at once. (to Scruffey) Quick, Doctor, your notebook. Bless my soul. Mmm! Mmm-Hmmm! My, my, just as I thought. A slight touch of monetary complications with bucolic semi-lunar contraptions of the flying trapezes. Mm-hmm! Say hippopotamus.
 * Edward: Hi-ho-hotamus.
 * Paxton: I knew it! Compound transmission of the pandemonium with percussion and spasmodic frantic disintegration! Close your eyes. What do you see?
 * Edward: Nothing.
 * Paxton: Open them. Now what do you see?
 * Edward: Trains.
 * Paxton: Ha-ha! Now that heart beating.
 * Sidney: Ooo!
 * Norman: My goodness!
 * Den: A palpitating syncopation of the killer diller
 * Dart: with a wicky wacky stomping of the floy joy!
 * Paxton: Quick Doctor, that report.
 * Sidney: Oh! This makes it perfectly clear. My boy, the little engines are allergic.
 * Edward: Allergic?
 * Paxton: Yes! And there is only one cure. A vacation… on pleasure Island!
 * Edward: Pleasure Island?! But, the law! Do you think I'll--?!
 * Paxton: Yes. The happy land of carefree boys where every day is a holiday.
 * Edward: But me and my children can’t go, we---
 * Sixteen: Why, of course, you can go. We're giving you and your children our tickets. Here.
 * Edward: Thank you, but I'll---
 * Fred (RWS): Oh tut-tut-tut, I insist. Your health comes first.
 * Edward: Oh, alright. I guess I'll go with you, come along, kids, the coach departs at midnight.
 * Percy, Skarloey, Rheneas, Trevor, Sir Handel, Peter Sam, Rusty, Caboose (The Little Engine That Could "2011 film"), Luke, Toots (Porky's Railroad), Ivor (Ivor the Engine), Tom Jerry (Onion Pacific), Blue (Azul) (Dora the Expleror), Greendale Rocket (Postman Pat), Boxhill (RWS), Rasmus (Casey Jr and Friends), and Chip (The Little Engine That Could): Coming, Dad!
 * Donald, Gordon, Douglas, Bill, Arthur, Ben, Bash, Rocky, Dash, Wilbert (RWS), Ferdinand, City of Truro (RWS), Casey Jr (Dumbo), Johnny (The Brave Engineer), Tootle (Little Golden Book Land), Pufle (Steam Train) Toyland Express (Babes in Toyland), Rustee (Rustee Rails), Rusty (The Little Engine That Could "2011 film"), Doc (The Little Engine That Could), Huey (Dora the Explorer), Harry Hogwarts (Harry Potter "2001 and 2011"), Alfred (Porky's Railroad), Neville, Murdoch, Jason (Back of the Knodilike), Shelbert (The Little Engine That Could "2011 film"), Flynn, Hector, and Pete (The Little Engine That Could): Wait for us!
 * Bulgy, Den, Dart, Norman, Sidney, Arry, Bert, Fred (RWS), Silver Fish (Porky's Railroad), Jacob (An American Tail Trilogy), Sixteen (RWS), D199 (RWS), The Foriegn Engine (RWS), Old Stuck-Up (RWS) Horrid Lorries, Splatter, Dodge, Max, Monty, and Season 1 Trucks: (singing) Hi-diddle dee dee, It’s Pleasure Isle for me, Where everyday is holiday, And kids have nothing To do, but play
 * Thomas: Edward? Where are you?! Now where do you suppose he--? Huh? Edward?! And the brave warriors too?! Hey, come back! (races after the engines, who are going to Pleasure Island. The prison ships set off for Pleasure Island)
 * Henry: Giddy up!
 * Thomas: (following the prison ships on his X-Wing) Well, here we go again.
 * Henry: My name’s Henry. What’s yours?
 * Edward: Edward.
 * Henry: Ever been to Pleasure Island?
 * Edward: Uh-uh, but the diesels gave us---
 * Henry: Me neither, but everyone says it’s a swell joint; no schools, no cops. You can tear the joint apart and nobody says a word.
 * Edward: The diesels gave us---
 * Henry: Loaf around, plenty to eat, plenty to drink. And it’s all free!
 * Edward: The diesels---
 * Henry: Boy that’s the place. I can hardly wait!
 * (The pirate prison ship, the buccaneer, sets off, and arrives at the Island. The children cheer with excitement as they run in to have some fun)
 * Donald: Right here, boys!
 * Douglas: Right here.
 * Bash: Get your cake, pie, dill pickles and ice cream.
 * Dash: Eat all you can.
 * Ferdinand: Be a glutto.
 * Ben: Stuff yourselves.
 * Bill: It’s all free, boys.
 * Gordon: It's all free.
 * Murdoch: Hurry, hurry, hurry.
 * Hector: The rough house, the rough house. It’s the roughest toughest joint ya ever seen. Come in and pick a fight, boys.
 * Henry: O boy, a scrap! Come on, Edward, let’s go in and poke somebody in the nose.
 * Edward: Why?
 * Henry: Aw, just for the fun of it.
 * Edward: Okay, Henry, if you insist, we'll go in and poke somebody in the nose.
 * Arthur: Tobacco Road.
 * Stanley: Get your cigars, cigarettes and chewin’ tobacco.
 * Rocky: Come and smoke your heads off.
 * Flynn: There’s nobody here to stop you.
 * Thomas: Edward? (coughs and splutters) Where are you? There’s something phony about all this. I'd better get him out of here.
 * City of Truro: Hurry, hurry, hurry.
 * Neville: See the model home.
 * Wilbert: It’s open for destruction, and it’s all yours boys, it's all your's!
 * Henry: What did I tell ya? Ain’t this a swell joint?
 * Edward: Yeah! Being bad’s a lot of fun, ain’t it? (Edward does a rain dance)
 * Henry: Yeah, uh-huh. Get a load of that stained-glass window. (throws a brick at the glass window)
 * Devious Diesel: All right now. Hop to it you blokes. (cracks his whip) Come on! Come on! Shut the doors and lock ‘em tight. (The diesels obey) Now get below and get them crates ready. Give a bad boy enough rope and he’ll soon make a jackass of himself. (laughs evilly) (Thomas leaps into action and sends lots of fire balls shooting at the doors)
 * Thomas: Edward, where are you?! Oh, there you are, Edward! I've been looking all over for you.
 * Edward: Thomas?! Is that you?! Boy, am I glad to see you? But why are you holding that thing? Isn't it useless?
 * Thomas: It's not useless. It's working fine. See? Not bad, huh?
 * Edward: Ha! It's still going to burst. It says that there's an intruder. We're the only ones in here.
 * Emily: Thomas, the pirates  have broken the heart of the world. Now that the energy has scattered, and other than Henry, all  of our brave warriors have been captured...
 * Thomas: (stunned) No. No.
 * Edward: Then what's going on around here?
 * James: (as the Narrator) Thomas and Edward touched their ears and gasped. They looked at their backs and touched something. They had long tails as they grabbed their ends. They felt nothing by the terrible news of Emily's screaming until they tugged at their ears.
 * Thomas: Huh?
 * Edward: What's happening?!
 * Paxton: Ah-ha!  (Thomas and Edward gasp in shock as Paxton buffers up in front of Thomas.
 * Thomas: Oh?
 * Paxton: Gotcha!!
 * Thomas: Huh? (tries to create a new energy sphere in the palm of his buffer, but fails, and realizes that the heart of the world has taken all of his powers away) Oh my gosh! What will I do?! Edward, help me! They've got me. Save yourself, and don't worry about me.
 * Edward: (watches Paxton take him away) But, but, what about you, Thomas?! I mean I can't leave you here on your own! What will happen to you?!
 * Thomas: Don't worry, Edward! I'll be fine. Now go find Emily, and she'll tell you what to do.
 * Edward: (in Lampwick's scream) Help! Help! Somebody, help! (runs away far into the distance)
 * Devious Diesel: (his laugh reverberates as Thomas gasps in shock when Devious Diesel couples up behind him) Well, looks I've got  you, Thomas. You'll soon be my most obedient slave.
 * Thomas: (casts a dark look) It's over yet, Devious Diesel! I'll find a  way to escape and then I'll make you wish you'd never been born.
 * Devious Diesel: Good! Let's take him away, lads. (The two diesels take Thomas to the Buccaneer and laugh evilly)
 * Edward: (pants, drives a motorcar, steals a barge woman's horse, and races away as fast as he can) I don't know what to do next. (hears a train whistle)  How lucky of me. I've arrived at a train station. (runs over to the station and begs the station master to give a train ticket) A ticket to Grantown on Spey if you be so kind.
 * Hiro: Good. That will be first class.
 * Edward: (checks his pockets and tells Hiro that this is an emergency) Look, here, it looks my friend is in danger, I'll get the ticket now and set off before things get worse.
 * Hiro: (laughs) That's good. Now stand away from the window. I've heard that one before. The passengers need to catch their train.
 * Edward: (sighs to himself) At least, things can't get any worse.
 * Casey Jr: Hello, boy, what's going on?
 * Edward: (notices Casey Jones) Oh, sir, I am a poor unhappy engine. I've lost my best friend, I've payed for a ticket, and I must get out of here before things get any worse.
 * Johnny: That's a bad buisness indeed. You've lost a poor friend? You can't get out of here? And there's a whole family of kids, who have managed to escape?
 * Edward: Yes, some of them, have managed to escape, but only a few are captured. The poor innocent kids, who are playing with matches, and some of the steam engines have managed to escape, with only a few engines captured. Oh, dear, please help me, kind engine crew.
 * Montana: (puzzled) I'll tell you what, my dear boy, if you agree to add more coal to the boiler, we crew will give a ride on our engine for nothing.
 * Edward: Oh, thank you, dear kind engine crew. Ha! The way Thomas never washes anything in his life, he thinks I don't intend to start.
 * Charlie: What's that you say?
 * Edward: Oh, sorry, I do intend to start. (climbs on board Caledonian 0-6-0 No. 828, which whistles, and sets off for Grantown-On-Spey with a few coaches behind) Now that this is the only way to travel, which is a job to find Emily, and when I find her as she gives a silver lum, I will send the engine crew to pay for quiet a lump of coal, which will be the same, all better, and how one hero can bravely save his best friend. (As the first train steams into the countryside, Edward hums a tune as he adds more coal into the engine's boiler, until then, another whistle blows)
 * Casey Jr: That's very strange. I don't understand it. We're the last train running on this line, but it seems that another one is right behind us.
 * Johnny: I can see it clearly now. There's another engine on our rails, coming along at a great pace.
 * Edward: Uh-oh. (sees the engine as No. 46512: E.V. Cooper Engineer, with lots of diesel engines on board)
 * Casey Jr: It looks like we're getting chased.
 * Montana: They're gaining on us fast, and the engine's crowded with bandits. The diesel engines are chasing us, waving with orders and walking sticks, and they're all shouting 'Stop! Stop!' because they're after us.
 * Edward: Oh, please, guys. You've got to save me. I'll confess everything. I'm not a poor boy, I have a wife named Molly, because my name's Edward.
 * Casey Jr, Johnny, and Montana: Edward?
 * Edward: Yes, a blue best friend of Thomas the Tank Engine. I've just managed to escape from the diesel engines, who have captured Thomas, but if they come out on that engine, they'll capture me, just like what happened Thomas, because it will chains, bread, water, straw, and misery for the poor unhappy innocent Thomas and Edward.
 * Casey Jr: Escaped, have you?
 * Johnny: Really? Now tell us the truth, what are you planning to do to save Thomas?
 * Edward: Me? Nothing much at all, except for a few of my kids, who are captured. I've only escaped on a bargewoman's horse, which was pulling a bargewoman's barge, then I've only borrowed a motor car while the owners were having lunch, they've had no need for it of the time. I didn't mean to steal it, really; I didn't-- but I would have bought it back-- but then I've accidentally crashed it.
 * Casey Jr: Oh, you really are a good friend with Thomas, and clearly we should cheer you up, because we will not have anyone telling us what to do with our engine.
 * Johnny: Yeah, that's right. Now don't worry, Edward, just cheer up, and we'll go full speed ahead to beat the diesels yet.
 * Edward: Yeah!
 * Diesels: (on 46512) Stop! Stop that train! We want Edward! You'll never escape! Yeah, we'll get you!
 * Edward: They're gaining on us! I've only one chance, anything.
 * Montana: Good idea. There's a thick forest at the end of the tunnel.
 * Edward: Then I will jump.
 * Casey Jr: Yeah, you will jump, and yes, they'll chase us alone if they like. (The Caley 0-6-0 rushes out of the tunnel)
 * Johnny: (adding more coal to the boiler) Now, jump!
 * Edward: (jumps off the train unharmed, rolls down the hill, and meets Emily the emerald engine. As the two engines whistle away into the night, Emily gives Edward a silver lum)
 * Edward: Thanks, Emily.
 * Emily: You're welcome, Edward, and please remember, always have faith and never give up hope.
 * Edward: Now I can go find Thomas. (walks out of the bushes) Huh? (gasps) Uh-oh. Now this is no better.
 * Diesels: Gotcha, Edward! Come along with us! You're under arrest! (The diesels take away to meet Thomas)