Avenue Q nail polish/Do the Well (from SpongeBob SquarePants)

Cast

 * Loud as the Hell You Want as SpongeBob SquarePants
 * My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada as Squidward Tentacles

Lyrics
Loud as the Hell You Want: Take a penny and some magic, Even though your life is tragic. My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada: Hey! Loud as the Hell You Want: You can throw all your dreams down the well. Although every day the pain grows, You'll ride unicorns on rainbows If you throw all your dreams down the well. When your life's come apart at the seams, And you've given up all your dreams, Here is just the means to make those dreams come true. No more suffering, no more sighing, No more pain and no more crying My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada: I'm not crying! [ Loud as the Hell You Want hits him with wand] Loud as the Hell You Want: If you throw all your dreams down the well.

Reprise
Loud as the Hell You Want: Oh, the magic has gone missing, And everyone's still wishing, But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground. You'll find magic under rubble, So, I Wish I Could Go Back to College, grab a shovel, And here is where the magic can be found. We're at the bottom of a well, But man won't it be swell, When we make everyone's wishes all come true?