Mr. Mufflin's Thanksgiving/Mr. Mufflin's Party quotes

Didi: "Oh, Betty, please, just try to calm down and tell us what happened."

Betty: "Well, you know my dog."

Didi: "Yes? the 1 you renamed Mr. Sooty?"

Betty: "Yeah well this time, he's really gone and done it."

Betty: "I took the turkey outta the oven and he's lookin' at it like a pointer, and I thought: that's kinda cute, when all of a sudden, he lunged, attacked, ran out the back door with it and tore it to shreds."

Didi: "Oh!"

Betty: "And now, I don't have a turkey."

Kimi: "Mr. Sooty is a bad dog."

Betty: "From now on, his new name is Mr. Go Away."

Betty: "Oh what am I gonna do? my niece and her husband are coming for dinner."

Didi: "You know something?"

Betty: "What?"

Didi: "There's a place in Yellowstone that has precooked turkeys and I'm sure they're open for at least half another hour."

Betty: "Oh, I can't make it to yellowstone."

Mr. Mufflin: "Well you could if I took you there."

Betty: "You'd do that for me?"

Mr. Mufflin: "Sure."

Betty: "Oh come on, let's go, time's a wasting."