Where Have All the Staplers Gone? (Jimmyandfriends Style)

Cast:
 * Flint Lockwood (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs) as Larry the Cucumber
 * Sam Sparks (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs) as Petunia Rhubarb

Lyrics
Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Flint. The part of the show where Flint comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

Flint: We don't have much time before the big meeting.

Sam: No. No, we don't.

Flint: Have you seen the scissors, miss?

Sam: They're in the bottom drawer

Flint: I tried that drawer but they're there no more

Sam: That's odd

Flint: I know I thought for sure

Sam: Have you seen the masking tape?

Flint: It's right next to the phone

Sam: That's what I thought but now's it not I guess I should have known

Together: Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers gone? What happened to our paper clips?

Sam: The ballpoint pens are gone again

Flint: They're gone again

Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick Do you remember when...

Flint: The rubber bands were in their place?

Sam: They're in the middle drawer

Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer

Flint: Light bulbs easy to replace

Sam: Yes!

Flint: There were always more

Sam: Reams of paper raining down

Paper: Raining, raining down

Together: Legal pads a plenty

Legal Pads: We're legal

Sam: Highlighters in every hue

Flint: I remember!

Together: Never less than twenty Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers gone? What happened to our paper clips?

Flint: The ballpoint pens are gone again

Sam: They're gone again

Together: We've run out of packing slips

Sam: Someday my prints will come

Flint: Please replace the toner

Sam:  Someday we'll find more of

Flint: Our manila folders

Sam: Someday my prints will come

Flint: Where's the printer cable?

Sam: Someday we'll find more of

Together: Adhesive shipping labels Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers gone? What happened to our paper clips?

Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips

Flint: The ballpoints are gone again

Sam: They're gone again

Together: The Sharpies all have flattened tips Where have all the staplers gone?

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Flint. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.