Stinky Silly Scents/Wild Thing (from Kermit Unpigged)

Cast

 * Pickle as Kermit the Frog
 * Cough Syrup as Floyd Pepper
 * Pizza as Animal

Lyrics
Pickle: Wild thing You make my heart sing

Cough Syrup: Hey, Pickle. What are you doing?

Pickle: Oh, hi, Cough Syrup. I'm just playing an unplugged version of "Wild Thing" on this ukelele here.

Cough Syrup: Oh, yeah. Well, you see, uh, Pizza wanted to play the drums on this.

Pickle: Okay, sure. Yikes!

Pizza: Rock it! Yeah! (grunts) Aaaahhh!!!

Cough Syrup: Wild thing You make my heart sing ( Pizza: Heart sing! ) You make everything groovy Wild thing ( Pizza: Wild thing! )

Wild thing, I think I love you( Pizza: (grunts) ) But I wanna know for sure So come on and hold me tight I love you

Pickle: Wild thing

Pizza: What? Wha?

Pickle: See, I just wanted to do a nice quiet version.

Pizza: ROCK IT! ROCK IT!

Pickle: Pizza! No, Pizza! Pizza! Wait, Pizza! Yikes!

Cough Syrup: Wild thing ( Pizza: Yeah! ) You make my heart sing ( Pizza: Heart sing! ) You make everything groovy ( Pizza: Groovy! ) Wild thing

Pizza: INSTRUMENTAL! (grunts) DRUMS! DRUMS! (grunts)

Cough Syrup: Wild thing, I think you move me ( Pizza: MOVE ME! ) But I wanna know for sure ( Pizza: (grunts) ) So come on and hold me tight ( Pizza: YEAH! TIGHT! ) You move me

Pizza: (grunts) Wild thing! (grunts)

Pickle: Hey, this is pretty good, really.

Pizza: (grunts) Wild thing! (grunts) Wild thing! Wild thing!

Pickle and Cough Syrup : Wild thing (Oh, yeah!) You make my heart sing ( Pickle: LOUDER! YEAH! ) You make everything groovy ( Pickle: Groovy. ) Wild thing

Pizza: SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, WILD THING!

Cough Syrup: Come on, come on, wild thing Shake it, shake it, wild thing

Pickle: Uh, Pizza.

Pizza: WILD THING! (grunts)

Cough Syrup: Things like this has just been happening.

Pizza: WILD THING! WILD THING! (grunts)

Cough Syrup: Time for Elmo Really Red to take a nap.

Pizza: Got tired!

Cough Syrup: Yeah.