The Loud House Own Episodes: The Scary House

In the Halloween episode, The loud family are going to the scary house but this is really really haunted.

Transcript

 * [Episode starts at The Loud House, Lori is decorating a Halloween draft and Luan is putting a scary mask on and Lori screaming and falls over.]
 * Luan: "Did I scare you? I'm here for the BOOS!" (laughs)
 * Lori: "I hope that we should be out from this Halloween."
 * Lynn: "Hey Lincoln, i've got my jack-o-lantern and i've got all the candies! Happy halloween!"
 * (Lynn toss a whole lot of candies at Lincoln and she laughed away.)
 * Lincoln: [see the viewers] "Do you know that Halloween is the scariest? I guess Halloween will be called for the night that you'll never forget. Celts believed the ghosts of the dead roamed Earth on this holiday, so people would dress in costumes and leave "treats" out on their front doors to appease the roaming spirits."
 * Luna: "That's right, bro! And look, Leni! A spider."
 * Leni: "Why, thank you. It was the most lovest spider will ever made yet. Wait, WHAT?!?"
 * (Leni sees Spider)
 * Leni: (screams) "SPIDER!! TAKE IT AWAY, TAKE IT AWAY!!!"
 * Luna: "Alright, I guess your afraid of spiders for this Halloween."
 * Luan: "Yeah, me neither. I guess it will be absolutely faboolous." (laughs) "Get it?"
 * Luna: "Yeah. We get it."
 * Luan: "Oh, right."
 * Lynn: "Which way do we wanna go first? Trick or Treating, Spooky game, Scary rides..."
 * Lucy: "A haunted house?"
 * Lana: "Ohh, that will be spookified house. What's a haunted house?"
 * Lucy: "During Halloween times, people love to look at haunted and scary houses and spooky things. Haunted Houses are believed to have spirits and ghosts haunting them, trying to scare out of unsuspected people. A lot of times, these houses are really old and the spirits have been haunting them for a long time."
 * Leni: "So... When?"
 * Lucy: "At the Halloween night."
 * (Lincoln and 9 sisters gasps)
 * Lincoln: "What does even that for?"
 * Lucy: "It appears THIS scary house of horror."
 * Lincoln and 9 sisters: "Oh, crud!"
 * Lynn Sr.: "What are those kids doing here? Do you ever heard about the scary house?"
 * Lucy: "Sure it was, Dad. It's right on the paper."
 * [Lynn Sr. sees The Scary House poster, and he screams.]
 * Lynn Sr.: HOLY SHMOLY! I don't wanna go in there! This is so scary for the Halloween!"
 * Lucy: "Told ya."
 * Lincoln: "Why don't you just stay for the perfect house?"
 * Lucy: "Besides, we're going."
 * Lincoln: "Aww, man!"
 * [The loud family goes to Vanzilla.]
 * Rita: "We didn't know we didn't scare 'em."
 * Lynn Sr.: "No need to be scared of, Mom! This is my personal guest."
 * Lori: Dad, why are you scared from the Halloween anyway?
 * Lynn Sr.: "Because I'm too afraid of ghosts, scary clowns, spiders, witches, werewolves, clowns, vampires, curly clowns, the creepiest alien goobers, THE CRAWLING CLOWNS!!!"
 * Rita: "Relax, there's nothing to be afraid of."
 * Lynn Sr.: "Whew, that's a relief. Alright kids, let's go to the scary house."
 * Lincoln and 10 sisters: "What? The scary house?"
 * Leni: "But we have waiting here all day!"
 * Lynn Sr.: "Nonsense! I'll go on lickety splat!"
 * [Vanzilla drives across the road.]
 * Lincoln: "Uhh, where are we going?"
 * Lynn Sr.: "We're going to the haunted scary house, you know that?"
 * (The loud siblings stayed silent.)
 * Lori: "Well, we never heard of them, Dad. This is literally be more like her."
 * Leni: "Me? What's her? I don't seem why not."
 * Lynn: "Yeah, you are just like a dumb things might happen."
 * Leni: "No, I won't! I am not the dumbest. I'm a beauty women!"
 * Lynn: "You..."
 * (Lynn and Leni is fighting with Fight Cloud.)
 * Lori: "Lynn! Leni! That's quite enough! Enough with the fighting already!"
 * Luna: "Yeah bro, snap out of it!"
 * Lola: "You snap out of it, you maniacs!" [pauses] "Well, I can't feel the thing that's actually happened."
 * Lana: "Yeah, big deal."
 * Lisa: "So who can I provide from this Halloween bag?"
 * Lola: "We have 13 of us!"
 * [The loud family is having 13 Halloween bags.]
 * Lisa: "What's the use."
 * [The loud family saws a truck.]
 * Luan: "Hello! Nice truck we're having for this halloween."
 * Truck Driver: "You too, everyone."
 * Lincoln: "Now watch this."
 * [Lincoln motions the truck driver to pull down his lever and honk his horn. The truck driver did so but Lori is grumpy.]
 * Lana: "Oh oh, my turn! My turn!"
 * [Lana motions to another truck driver to pull down his lever and honk his horn. The truck driver did so but Lori is so furious.]
 * Lori: "For the last time, we get it! Trucks have horns!"
 * Lana: "Come on, Lori! Give it a try!"
 * Lori: "If I do, will you promise to stop?
 * Lincoln and 9 Sisters: "Yes!"
 * Lori: "Alright, at least i'll give it a try. Hey!"
 * [Lori motions to another truck driver to pull down his lever and honk his horn. But instead of honking his horn, the truck driver pulls his lever and his truck eshaust blows some smoke in Lori's face.]
 * Lori: "This is literally typical."
 * Luna: "You did it wrong, dude."
 * Lori: [annoyed] "I did it EXACTLY THE WAY YOU DID IT!!!"
 * Lynn Sr.: [extremely irrated] "EVERYBODY PIPE DOWN!!! I don't wanna hear another peeps from anyone until we get to scary house."
 * Lincoln and 10 sisters: "Oh."
 * [Vanzilla stops here at the haunted scary house and thunderstorm claps.]
 * Leni: [gulps] "Well, this is so scarier than a Haunted House."
 * Luna: "Yeah, I agreed."
 * Rita: "We actually can go in. A little more time."
 * Lucy: "That's what Halloween happened. Now come with me if you dare."
 * Leni: "OM Gosh! This is too much spooky from this scary haunted house."
 * Lincoln: "Okay, guys! No one need to panic! We'll be going for a relaxation house."
 * Lynn Sr.: "What do you mean it's relaxation house?"
 * Lincoln: "It's only a replaced on the haunted and spooky house."
 * Lynn Sr.: "I don't wanna go in there! This place is too scary! This halloween people is all about ZOMBIES!!" [pant, pant, pant]
 * Lola: "Dad!"
 * Lynn Sr.: "Or a ghostly pirate!?"
 * Leni: "AAHH!!!"
 * Lynn Sr.: "Or laboratory creatures."
 * Lana: "Dad!" [sobbing]
 * Lynn Sr.: "Or green beings from another planet!"
 * Lori: "Okay, Dad, OKAY!"
 * Lynn Sr: "Or bus drivers!"
 * Lola: "Ah, that's enough!" [cries]
 * [The loud siblings is crying because they all afraid at the haunted scary house.]
 * Lincoln: "Shh, did you hear that?"
 * Leni: "Now we're so scared, Lincoln!"
 * Lincoln: "It sounded like a crawly-like clown."
 * Lola: "But there's no such thing!"
 * Rita: "Hmmm, there's one right here."
 * [The ghost disappeared.]
 * Lincoln: "What? Where did it go?"
 * Lori: "I don't know. It's just disappeared!"
 * Lola: "Why should I believe you, ya lying liar!"
 * Lana: "I still don't know, Lola, but Lori is telling a truth. It's just vanished!"
 * Lori: "It's true!"
 * Ghost: [off-screen] "Booooo...."
 * Lori: "What the heck was that?"
 * Lincoln: "No need to panic, guys. I've gonna turn on the ol' flashlight."
 * [Lincoln turns the flashlight on and looks at the ghost.]
 * Leni: "AHH!!! It's a ghost! A GHOST!!"
 * [The loud family is screaming, but ghost slips on the banana peel and crashing into the wall off-screen, then Loud family was looking.]
 * Lincoln: "Clyde, why are you wearing a ghost costume?"
 * Clyde: "That's because it's always terrified."
 * Luan: "More like spook-ified!" (laughs) "Get it?"
 * [The loud family sighs.]
 * Luan: "Come on! It was just a scary puns that happened."
 * Lori: (Sighs) "No one cares about her."
 * Ghost: [off-screen] "Booooo..."
 * Leni: "What's that?"
 * Lincoln: "Hmmmm..." [slaps his fingers] "The walls a thing."
 * Lana: "Now what do we do?"
 * Lori: "Hmmm... I got it! Wait right there, don't move a muscle."
 * [Lori is dashing The Loud house and gets a water gun and dashing back to the scary house.]
 * Lori: "This water gun should be literally do the trick."
 * Lincoln: "But why did you have a water gun?"
 * Lynn: "Well, spray the water at ghosts, actually."
 * Luan: "Oh, and the witch too, you know?"
 * Lori: "Okay, we get it!"
 * Ghost: [off-screen] "Booooo... I'm a haunted ghost!"
 * [The ghost appears and The loud family screams and flashes away and the loud family is running at the clothet so the ghost can't see around the loud family.]
 * Luna: "Rad! I thought this Halloween haunted house is too spooky that we could remembered."
 * Lincoln: "Yeah, I know but we're still afraid of ghosts."
 * Leni: "Yeah, actually i'm afraid of spiders!"
 * Lily: "Gah gah!"
 * Lincoln: "Hmmm, it seems suspicious but my bone is making us shake."
 * [Spider sees the loud family and the loud family screams.]
 * The Loud Family: "AAHHH!!! SPIDERS!!!"
 * [The loud family is running at the bedroom.]
 * Lincoln: "Oh man, that was too scary! Phew."
 * Lori: "Yeah, I know, Lincoln. At least we're safing in here. In a bedroom. Here in a dark. By myself. When no one around."
 * Lincoln: "Hold on. I've gotta turn on the flashlight." [turns the flashlight on.] "Hmmm, Yep. That's exactly what they all now."
 * Leni: "But how are we going to stop?"
 * Luna: "Don't worry, bro. They'll live. Now let's bring it to the top."
 * Lynn: "Yeah, Let's hit to the top, baby!"
 * [Lynn dashes to crash the wall.]
 * Lynn: [off-screen] (sighs) "Okay, we just can't do that."
 * [Lynn comes to The Loud Family.]
 * Lynn: "So what are we gonna do now?"
 * Lincoln: "We can put the costume on to scare the Halloween enemies."
 * Lori: "Hmmm... Well, okay. If you exist. Don't do the panic way."
 * [The Loud Family is putting the costume on.]
 * Luan: "Now that will be left for the partian."
 * Lincoln: "Now we are going to scare the Halloween enemies away from the scary house."
 * Luna: "What? But this is going to insane! How are we gonna stop scaring the enemies for this halloween?
 * Lincoln: "Don't worry about that, we all will, Luna. We all will. Now listen take a look of that costume."
 * [Lincoln is looking for costume they wear: Lily as Pumpkin, Lisa as scientist, Lola wears a wedding outfit, Lana as godzilla, Lucy as Vampire, Lynn wears a football outfit, Luan as Clown, Luna as Skeleton, Leni as Patrick, Clyde as Spy, Rita as Zombie, Lynn Sr. as Ghost and Lori wears a Werewolf costume.]
 * Lincoln: "Pretty nice costume we've got there."
 * Lola: "Yeah, that's pretty nice but neither can do way better."
 * Lincoln: "Uh-huh. Well, that's were you come in, families!"
 * Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lynn, Luan, Luna, Leni, Lori, Clyde, Rita and Lynn Sr.: "YEAH!!"
 * Lincoln: "Now if you all want to be a scariest costume ever, then LET'S GO SCARE SOMEBODY!"
 * Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lynn, Luan, Luna, Leni, Lori, Clyde, Rita and Lynn Sr.: "YEAH!"
 * [The Loud Family dashes out the closet.]
 * Lincoln: "Alright guys, the coast looks clear."
 * [The Loud Family was sneaking up to the haunted room.]
 * Lincoln: "Shhh, there he comes now."
 * [The Loud Family goes on the table so the ghosts can't see it. Suddenly, Ghost is looking around.]
 * Ghost: "Boooo...."
 * [The ghost is searching for The Loud House around the haunted scary house and looks left and right and nods interested and slides to the right.]
 * Ghost: "I'll go get some refreshments."
 * Lynn: "Is it gone?"
 * Lincoln: "Yup, it's gone now."
 * Luan: "But what about those things are so scary at the haunted house?"
 * Lincoln: "Only one thing to do."
 * Lynn: "Huh. I thought this is scary."
 * Rita: "I know so where did it go?"
 * Lynn Sr.: "Well, it must be some sort of Halloween."
 * [The Loud Family comes out of the table.]
 * Leni: "Now what did we do?"
 * Lincoln: "To make a scary designable pictures and do even SCARIER!"
 * [Thunderstorm claps.]
 * Lynn: "That is way to creepy.
 * Lana: "It was just the gag."
 * Lori: "It IS a gag, Lana. This is literally the scariest house ever."
 * Lincoln: "Or do I?"
 * Clyde: "But what about now?"
 * Lincoln: "We can create the scariest and spookiest Halloween pictures and crafts!"
 * Lincoln, Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lynn, Luan, Luna, Leni, Lori, Rita, Lynn Sr. and Clyde: "YAY!!!"
 * [The Loud Family is creating a scariest and spookiest designable pictures and Halloween crafters.]
 * Lincoln: "All done!"
 * Lori: "What am I supposed to do for scary things of Halloween?"
 * Lincoln: "Hee hee hee, You'll see."
 * [The ghost saws it and the ghost tries to look at the scariest and spookiest Halloween picture and crafts.]
 * Ghost: "It seems familiar."
 * [The ghost has a "Happy Halloween!" Card.]
 * Ghost: "Well, that's fine by me! Wooooooo..."
 * [The Loud Family doesn't scare for the ghost.]
 * Ghost: "What? It looks like a costume to you, guys."
 * [The Loud Family roars with a scary costumes and Ghost screams and he trips and falls down to the floor and take the costume off and saw Liam and Ronnie Anne.]
 * Lincoln: "HUH?!? Liam? Ronnie Anne? What are you two wearing a ghost costume?"
 * Liam: "Well, you see... we've tried to tell you what they said about the Halloween. Halloween is fast approaching. It's time for trick-or-treats, costume parties, and parades. Friends will probably tell stories about ghosts, werewolves, witches, and vampires—all for a good scare."
 * Ronnie Anne: "And it always having a spend time with the Haunted House all along."
 * Lincoln: "You know what? Maybe you're right. It was only a matter of time before politicians got into the act. Anoka, Minnesota, may be home to the United States' oldest official Halloween celebration. And that is why you don't being so scary anymore. How about a hug, Ronnie?"
 * Ronnie Anne: "Aww, come here, you.
 * [Lincoln hugs Ronnie Anne and she kisses Lincoln.]
 * Ronnie Anne: "I love you, Lincoln."
 * Liam: "See ya later."
 * Lincoln: "Oh. Okay, bye. Well, guys. The scary things are done."
 * Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lynn, Luan, Luna, Leni, Lori, Rita, Lynn Sr. and Clyde: "YAY!"
 * Leni: "That's awesome!"
 * Lincoln: [to the viewers] "You know, Haunted scary house is the scariest place to visit from the Halloween. Halloween costumes are costumes worn on or around Halloween, a festival which falls on October 31. An early reference to wearing costumes at Halloween comes from Scotland in 1585, but they may pre-date this. There are many references to the custom during the 18th and 19th centuries in the Celtic countries of Scotland, Ireland, Mann and Wales. It has been suggested that the custom comes from the Celtic festivals of Samhain and Calan Gaeaf, or from the practise of "souling" during the Christian observance of Allhallowtide. Halloween costumes are traditionally based on frightening supernatural or folkloric beings. However, by the 1930s costumes based on characters in mass media such as film, literature, and radio were popular. Halloween costumes have tended to be worn mainly by young people, but since the mid-20th century they have been increasingly worn by adults also. But most of all, there is nothing to be afraid of."
 * [The spider comes down the web and spider waves at The Loud Family. The Loud Family screams and rans away from the scary house and spider winks at the end of the Halloween episode.]