Users/Be Prepared (from The Lion King)

Cast

 * Kilcullen Local Service as Scar
 * CaitlinReece as Shenzi
 * Xaviere.smith as Banzai
 * Becsmarc as Ed

Lyrics
Kilcullen Local Service: I never thought blocked users essential They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain...

I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares!

So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining, new era Is tiptoeing nearer CaitlinReece: And where do we feature? Kilcullen Local Service: Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last, I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Kilcullen Local Service, CaitlinReece, Xaviere.smith and Becsmarc: Be prepared!

[Speech] Xaviere.smith: Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what? Kilcullen Local Service: For the death of the king! Xaviere.smith: Why? Is he sick? Kilcullen Local Service: No, fool, we're gonna kill him. And LegalizeAnythingMuppets, too. CaitlinReece: Great idea! Who needs a king? CaitlinReece and Xaviere.smith: No king! No king! La-la-la-la-la-la! Kilcullen Local Service: Idiots! There will be a king! Xaviere.smith: Hey, but you said, uh... Kilcullen Local Service: I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again! CaitlinReece and User:Xaviere.smith (Variously): Yay! All right! Long live the king! CaitlinReece, Xaviere.smith and Becsmarc: Long live the king! Long live the king!

CaitlinReece, Xaviere.smith and Becsmarc: King, king, king, king, king, king! It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all time adored Kilcullen Local Service: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!!!

Kilcullen Local Service: *So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam (CaitlinReece, Xaviere.smith and Becsmarc: Oooh... la, la, la!) Meticulous planning (CaitlinReece, Xaviere.smith and Becsmarc: We'll have food!) Tenacity spanning (CaitlinReece, Xaviere.smith and Becsmarc: Lots of food!) Decades of denial (CaitlinReece, Xaviere.smith and Becsmarc: We repeat!) Is simply why I'll (CaitlinReece, Xaviere.smith and Becsmarc: Endless meat!)

Be king, undisputed Respected, saluted And seen, for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Kilcullen Local Service, CaitlinReece, Xaviere.smith and Becsmarc: Be prepared!

Kilcullen Local Service, CaitlinReece, Xaviere.smith and Becsmarc: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!