The Loud House Own Episodes: Be Gone!

Lincoln wakes up one morning to find that everyone in Royal Woods is gone - even with all his friends!

Transcript

 * [Episode starts at The Loud house. Lincoln is sleeping, and his alarm clock wakes him up, he struggles to turn it off, yawns, then gets out of bed, puts his clothes on, then walks into the kitchen to get food for Cliff and Charles, he accidentally trips because of the heavy bag of food, and there's a big pile of food on top of Pet's bowl.]
 * Lincoln: Cliff and Charles, come and get it! [Cliff and Charles doesn't come to get the food. Outside Loud House, the wind is blowing and Royal Woods looks completely empty] Cliff? Charles? Cliff? Charles? Cliff? Charles? [Lincoln looks in the living room, at the top of the stair case, out of a door at the bottom of the staircase, under his bed, and in the toilet, Lincoln then walks back into the kitchen] Cliff and Charles must have gotten an early start. [walks away. cuts to upstairs where Lincoln is walking up to Leni and Lori's Bedroom with a megaphone] Rise and shine, Lori and Leni! You don't wanna be late again. [silence] Okay, see you at the Burpin' Burgers. [now talking to himself] I guess Lori and Leni needs his beauty sleep. Not everyone is blessed with my natural good looks. [scene cuts to Luna and Luan's bedroom. Lincoln knocks on it] Luan and Luna, it's morning! You don't want to forget to wake up again. [silence again] Luan and Luna? Okay, see you after work, sleepy head. [cuts to scene of Lincoln walking on the street whistling, where nobody else is, Lincoln hops over a car that’s in the middle of the road, then walks in the Burpin' Burgers, and stares out the order window, the sun is setting, Lincoln looks at his watch] Slow day. Good night, Bobby. Good night, Clyde. [Employees' door opens, revealing that others is not there. Scene then cuts back to the Loud house] Cliff and Charles, I'm home! Uhh, pets? You here, 4 pets? [walks into the kitchen, realizing that the big pile of food is still there] Cliff, Charles, Geo and Walt? [gasps] He all four hasn't touched his food! [runs over to Lori and Leni's bedroom screaming, and then knocks on the door] Lori! Open up! [door opens by itself] Lori, have you seen 4 pets? He's all four has been gone missing! [no answer] Lori and Leni? Not a sign of Lori and Leni anywhere. Lori? [walks to Lori's picture] Are you here? Hmm, Lori's picture. [puts the picture in his mouth a few times] It's not even warm. Lori and Leni's missing, too! [runs over to Luan and Luna's bedroom] Luan and Luna, open up! Cliff, Charles, Walt, Geo, Leni and Lori are missing! [pushs up Luan and Luna's bedroom, revealing that there's nobody there] Luan and Luna's gone, too. What if everybody's gone?! [cuts to the Burpin' Burgers] Bobby and Clyde! [gasp] He's both gone, too! [cuts to Lynn and Lucy's bedroom] Lynn and lucy! She's both gone. [cuts to Lincoln walking out of five buildings, saying "Gone" each time he exits one, he then runs forward on the street, hyperventilating] Where did everybody go?! [we look around Royal Woods, then we see the whole city, where Lincoln is doing the echo effect on a cliff] Go! Go! Go! Everybody's gone! But I swear that I will keep the memory of Royal Woods alive, by living out their lives for them. [cuts to next day, where Lincoln is blowing a bubble of himself, then plays a record of him laughing, he then runs into Leni and Lori's bedroom, takes the disguise of Lori and imitating him] Lincoln, will you be quiet? You're disrupting my genius. [plays on Lori's phone, cuts to the Burpin' Burgers] Tetherby, sir, can I have a raise? [Lincoln then sits in Tetherbys' chair and takes the disguise of Tetherby] No! Now get to work! [as Lincoln] Yes, sir, Tetherby, sir! [as Old Lady] Excuse me, sonny, may I have a Burger Deluxe please? [as Lori] Right away, sir! I mean... whatever. Hey, Lincoln, we got an order for a Burger Deluxe. Heaven knows why. [giggles, then moves a box that looks like him] Coming up, Lori! [cuts to Lincoln at Leni and lori's bedroom where he looks like her and is sleeping in Leni's dress, then cuts to Lola and Lana's Bedroom] Excuse me, Lola, but may I have some more of this delicious iced tea? [as Lola] Why sure now, Lincoln. [cuts to Royal Woods Elementary School, Lincoln as Agnes Johnson] Good morning, class. Can anyone tell me the first thing you do when riding a car? [as Lincoln] Ahem, floor it? [as Agnes Johnson] That's right, you floor it. Excellent work, Lincoln! [as Lincoln] Why thank you, Agnes... [begins to sob] Jo... John... son! [starts to cry] This is pointless! I'm not Agnes Johnson! I can't replace everyone! I'll never be happy again! [notices a stack of blank driver's licenses on the desk] Ooh, my driver's license! [cuts to Lincoln, taking a picture of him to put in the license] That's the baby. [he then walks up to a car] Hi, fella, it's me. [car drives away, Lincoln then pulls it back up] It's okay, I'm licensed. [Lincoln gets in the boat and starts it up] Oh yeah, listen to that purr! La-la-la- [Lincoln starts driving it, causing destruction in Royal Woods] -la-la-la... [he falls asleep, and drives into building, causing it to skid up, missing the city, and then crashes into the second story of Loud house] Good night, Lincoln's car. [is then having nightmares, and is talking in his sleep] No! No! [wakes up and screams] No! [pants] Oh, Cliff and charles, I had a nightmare that all my friends were gone! And I was driving a-! [screams, cause he notices that Car is right next to him in bed] So it was true! I... guess it's just you and me now, Car. [scene cuts to him and Car taking a shower, then eating cereal, then crashing out of the Loud house riding it, then Royal Woods Fields, then at the Aloha Beach, then on the seesaw, then driving into the Burpin' Burgers] This is where I work. Do you want to help me cook up some Burgers? Great! [Lincoln puts a box of Burgers under Car's tire, then moving it to get the burgers on the grill] Back when everyone was around, they used to enjoy these. Here, try one. [throws a Burgers under his hood, it then splatters everywhere] What? You don't like Burgers? Huh! Well, I guess we can still make this work. [scene cuts to Lincoln driving Car into the Loud house] Whew. Boy, we learned a lot about each other today. You know? I thought I'd go crazy without all my friends and acquaintances around, but it looks like you were all I needed to stay sane! [Car rumbles] What? A puppet of my old best friend? [Car rumbles again] Made entirely out of Burger Meat? [laughs] Oh, Car, you are a card. [Lincoln walks into a closet, where he is talking to the puppet Car was talking about earlier] Sorry I'm late, Leni. Car was telling me a joke. [Lincoln sticks his hand in there and starts talking for him]
 * Burger Meat Leni: You're awfully chummy with that guy for someone who has it out for you.
 * Lincoln: Who, Boaty? [giggles] Oh no. He's... Really?
 * Burger Meat Leni: I can't talk now. He's watching us.
 * Lincoln: Wait, Leni! Don't go! [notices Car is staring at him] Huh? Nothing! Car! I... I'm just going to bed.
 * Three days later...
 * Lincoln: [writing in his diary] Dear diary, not sure if I can trust any vehicle. Run for it as soon as the coast is clear. [Lincoln looks out of the plant he's hiding in, seeing there's no one there, walks into a closet, where Car comes in, Lincoln screams and bursts through the wall of his house] [runs into another car and screams] [runs into a car rental and screams] [runs inside the theater, cut to inside one of the theater rooms, Lincoln looks around to make sure there is no car, he pulls up some popcorn and turns to the screen, a movie about vehicles is being shown and screams] [Lincoln runs out of the theater, he grabs an ax and looks for car, he sees a bus coming toward him, SpongeBob strikes at it with his axe. The bus stops, and everyone in Royal Woods steps out] Huh?
 * Mr. Grouse: Sheesh. Calm down, boy.
 * Lincoln: You're all still alive? Well, where did you go?
 * Lori: It was National No Lincoln Day.
 * Lincoln: National No Lincoln Day?
 * Lucy: Yeah. A whole day dedicated to getting away from you.
 * Lincoln: A day? But you guys have been gone for weeks.
 * Lori: Uhh... yeah well... we kinda milked it a little.
 * [Leni comes out of the bus, he has a t-shirt with Lincoln crossed out on it, Lincoln sees this]
 * Lincoln: You too, Leni?
 * Leni: Yeah. Everyone needs at least one day away from... [imitates Lincoln's laugh]
 * Lincoln: [sadly] I'm... glad you had fun. [sobs]
 * Lori: Aww, cheer up, Linky. It's a whole day inspired by you.
 * Lincoln: Really?
 * Lori: Of course. [cut to a scene of everyone in Royal Woods except Lincoln around a Lincoln made of wood] First, we build a giant wooden effigy of you, then we burn it to the ground. [the citizens burn it] Whoo-hoo! Burn, baby! [cut to everyone dancing on the ashes of the effigy] And dance on the ashes like there was no tomorrow.
 * [cut back to the present time]
 * Lincoln: Wow. A whole day dedicated to me. [blushes]
 * Lynn: Big deal. Wait ‘til you see "No Leni Day"? Come on, everyone. Let’s go! [everyone gets on the bus, Lincoln knocks Leni off when he tries to get on, Leni immediately forgets what happened]
 * Leni: Where'd everybody go? Hello? Hello? [looks around and the episode ends]