Human Story 2 (AnimatedFan195 Version) trailer/Transcript

(The TV goes channel surfing in fast mode)

Genie: It's too fast! How can you even tell what's on?

(Wreck-It Ralph changes channels in still fast mode)

Dipper Pines: There it is!

Genie: Back, back, back, back, back!

Wreck-It Ralph: Too late. I'm in the 40s, gotta go around the horn! It's faster.

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo appears)

(Everybody sees the logo)

(Jack Frost gets taken by Nuka)

Jim Hawkins: He's stealing Jack!

Genie: What? Somebody do something!

(The car drives off)

Tagline: A lost friend.

Wreck-It Ralph: Jack Frost, was kidnapped!

(Dipper, Phineas, Genie and Elsa gasps)

Jim Hawkins: Jack once risks his life to save me. I couldn't call myself his friend, if I weren't willing to do the same.

Tagline: A desperate plan.

Wendy Corduroy: I'm packing you your angry eyes just in case.

Commander Nebula: Let's move, move, move!

Tagline: A daring mission.

Dipper Pines: Geronimo!

(Dipper screams like Tarzan and leaps onto the ground)

Jim Hawkins: To infinity and beyond!

Wendy Corduroy: Don't talk to any human you don't know!

Jim Hawkins: We'll have to cross.

Dipper Pines: You're not turning me into a possessed explorer.

Phineas Flynn: I may not be a smart kid, but I know what roadkill is.

(The humans crossed the road)

Jim Hawkins: Drop!

(Some vehicles on the street have caused trouble back there after the humans crossed the road, except Dipper who was trying to save his shoe from gum)

(Wreck-It ralph trips himself and his butt flew on him)

Wreck-It Ralph: Alright, nobody look until I get my butt back in.

(Gaston appears on the elevator)

(The humans gasp as Gaston appears)

Everyone: It's Gaston!

(Gaston fires his laser with balls on his laser gun, and Cale Tucker stops him by doing a frontflip on himself)

Jack Frost: I'm officially freaked out now.

Genie: What are we gonna do, Jim?

Cale Tucker: Use your head.

Genie: BUT I DON'T WANNA USE MY HEAD!

(They use Genie's head as a battering ram and they charge outside the vent, just as Jack, Melody and Robert saw them)

Narrator: This Thanksgiving, the humans are back in town,

Jack Frost: Jack Frost saves the day again!

Narrator: and just trying to get home

(Jack Frost coughs after seeing Nuka's sleeping breath)

Jim Hawkins: It isn't a real rescue without Jim Hawkins!

(Jim Hawkins misses to open the door after hitting the walls)

Narrator: in one peace.

(Jack Frost laughs)

Phineas Flynn: We've been down this aisle already.

Dipper Pines: We've never been down this aisle, it's pink!

Wreck-It Ralph: Back it up, back it up!

(They see the Disney Princess aisle having a party together, with Honey Lemon coming to the car)

Honey Lemon: I'm Honey Lemon.

Dipper Pines: I'm a married average explorer! I'm a married average explorer!

(They accidentally knock over a few toy packages onto the floor)

Cale Tucker: I'm going to let go of the wall!

Genie: Huh?

Phineas Flynn: What?

Dipper Pines: He wouldn't.

(Cale Tucker and the humans with Jack Frost return to the vent, charging themselves)

Cale Tucker: 1,

Wreck-It Ralph: He would.

(Jack Frost and Fagin run out of the room)

Cale Tucker: 2,

Dipper Pines, Genie, Wreck-It Ralph and Phineas Flynn: No no no no! Don't do it, Jim! Don't do it!

Jack Frost: Jim! Guys!

Cale Tucker: 3!

(They fall into the elevator, Jack screaming and Genie falling into Dipper)

(The 2 hits the screen to see the logo)

Title: Human Story 2.

Narrator: Jack Frost, Jim Hawkins. Human Story 2.

Jack Frost: Ride like the wind, Carpet!

(Jack Frost falls into the ground, while Magic Carpet leaves)

Tagline: Coming Soon to your computer.