Sesame Street lip balm/A Song for Two (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy as Herry Monster
 * Oscar's Grouchy Grape as Lavender Anything Muppet girl

Lyrics
Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Help! Help! Help! Help!

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: What is it? What is it? I'll help! Who needs help?

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: I do. I know this nice song for two people, but I'm only one person, so I need someone to help me sing it to cooperate.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: Oh, hey, I love cooperation. Cooperation is my middle name. Cookie Monster's Cowabunga "Cooperation" Cotton Candy. Yeah, let's go for it.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Okay. I'll sing the song for you first. Then, we'll sing it together, okay, Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy?

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: Okay, yeah, yeah. That would be good. It will be a song for two people. No, one person and one monster. (laughing)

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: (singing) You sing with me, I sing with you. That's how me make a song for two. The tune is claimed as it can be. And for the words, just follow me. I have my voice, you have your own, but that's no cause to sing alone. Sing together. (spoken) You're getting it?

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: Yeah, yeah. I think so.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: (signing) And when it's done, our song for two will make us one. (spoken) You're ready to sing?

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: Oh, well, uh, I don't know the words yet.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Oh, silly. It's easy. You just listen to what I say and say it right after I do. Try it. Okay, you sing with me.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: You sing with me.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: That's it. I sing with you.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: I sing with you. Oh, oh, I get it. Yeah.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Yeah, that's it. Oh, and in the last part, we sing together. Okay, let's cooperate.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: Yeah, let's cooperate.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: You sing with me.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: You sing with me.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: I sing with you.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: I sing with you.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: That's how we make.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: That's how we make.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: A song for two.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: A song for two.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: The tune is claimed.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: The tune is claimed.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: As it can be.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: As it can be.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: And for the words.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: And for the words.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Just follow me.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: Uh, I'll just follow you.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: I have my voice.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: I have my voice.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: You have your own.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: You have your own.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: But that's no cause.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: But that's no cause.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: To sing alone.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: To sing alone.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Sing together.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: Sing together.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: And when it's done.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: And when it's done.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Our song for two.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: Our song for two.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape and Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy : Will make us one.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: Yay! (laughing)

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Oh, very good, Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: Yeah, well, I've gotta go. Bye, bye.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Where are you going?

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: To cooperate with someone else.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Oh, who?

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: (spoken) My dolly. (singing) I sing with you. I sing with you. You sing with me. You sing with me. We'll find a three. We'll find a three...

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: That certainly is an interesting monster.