Muppets/We Call Her Schnookie Pooks (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Wayne as Wanda
 * Wanda as Ingrid
 * Baby as Baby Natasha
 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
 * George the Janitor as Gordon
 * Mildred Huxtetter as Susan

Lyrics
Mildred Huxtetter: Hi.

Wayne and Wanda: Hello!

George the Janitor: Hi, Baby.

Wayne: Say hello to George the Janitor and Mildred Huxtetter, Sweet Doll.

Wanda: Say hello to George the Janitor and Mildred Huxtetter, Bunny Hug.

Baby: (blows raspberry)

Wayne and Wanda: Awww....

Wayne: That's our little cutey wutey pie.

Wanda: That's our little smoochie whoochie woo.

Sam the Eagle: Aw, cutey wutey pie? Smoochie whoochie whoo?

Mildred Huxtetter: Remember? We called P.J. Honey Bunny.

George the Janitor: Oh yeah. And Pumpkin Pie.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah, well, her name's Natasha, isn't it?

Wayne: Oh, yes, indeedy do. That is definitely her name. Uh, isn't it, dear?

Wanda: Yes, it's definitely her name.

Wayne: Mmmm hmmm.

Sam the Eagle: Well then why don't you just call her by her name?

Wanda: That is a very good question. Should we answer it, dear?

Wayne: I have a better idea. Why don't we answer it?

Wanda: That's a good idea, too.

Sam the Eagle: (groans)

Wayne: Our baby has a name.

Baby: (laughing)

Wanda: But one name just won't do.

Wayne: To say how much we loved her...

Wanda: We need some more names too.

Wayne: We called her Snookie Puss.

Wanda: And Lookie Looks.

Wayne and Wanda: And Nommy Nommy Noo.

Sam the Eagle: Oooh.

Wayne: Dumpling nose.

Wanda: And kissy toes.

Wayne and Wanda: And Pooky Pooky Poo.

Sam the Eagle: Ooooh.

Wayne: We have so many names for her.

Wanda: So many names it's true.

Wayne: Isn't it amazing?

Wanda: Isn't it amazing?

Wayne and Wanda: Isn't it amazing they all mean "I love you"?

Sam the Eagle: Okay, that's enough! Just don't sing anymore, all right?

Mildred Huxtetter: Okay, then we'll sing.

Sam the Eagle: You?

George the Janitor: Yes, Sam. Their baby has a name.

Mildred Huxtetter: But one name just won't do.

George the Janitor: To say how much they loved her...

Mildred Huxtetter: They need some more names too.

George the Janitor: They called her Snookie Puss.

Mildred Huxtetter: And Lookie Looks.

George the Janitor and Mildred Huxtetter : And Nommy Nommy Noo.

Sam the Eagle: Oooh.

George the Janitor: Dumpling nose.

Mildred Huxtetter: And kissy toes.

George the Janitor and Mildred Huxtetter : And Pooky Pooky Poo.

Sam the Eagle: Ooooh.

George the Janitor: They have so many names for her.

Mildred Huxtetter: So many names it's true.

Wayne: Isn't it amazing?

Mildred Huxtetter: Isn't it amazing?

George the Janitor and Mildred Huxtetter : Isn't it amazing they all mean "I love you"?

Sam the Eagle: Eeewwww....

Wayne, Wanda , George the Janitor and Mildred Huxtetter : Snookie Puss Lookie Looks And Nommy Nommy Noo. Dumpling Nose Kissy Toes Pooky Pooky Poo They have so many names for her. So many names it's true. Isn't it amazing? Isn't it amazing? Isn't it amazing they all mean "I love you"?

Sam the Eagle: All right! All right! Now stop singing those names!

Wayne: You know, honey? I think Sam wants us to stop singing those names.

Sam the Eagle: That's right! I do!

Wanda: That's okay. We have lots of other names. Let's see, there's Tickle Me Knees.

Wayne: Oh, good one. And Sweetness Peas.

Wanda: And...

Wayne and Wanda: Googly Googly Goo.

Sam the Eagle: Ooooh.

Mildred Huxtetter: Ooh, what about Angel Plum?

Wayne: Oh, good one. I love that.

Wanda: Yeah. Uh, how about Yummy Yum?

Wayne: How about Smoochy Smoochy Smooch?

Wanda: Yes. Smoochy Smoochy Smooch.

Sam the Eagle: Ooooh. Oh.

Wayne: Oh, oh, how about Snuggle Buns?

Wanda: And how about Honey Buns?

Wayne: Oh, yeah.