Sesame Street nail polish/If I Didn't Have You (from Monsters, Inc.)

Cast

 * Go Grover! as Sulley
 * I Love Trash as Mike Wazowski

Lyrics
Go Grover!: If I were a rich man With a million or two I Love Trash: I'd live in a penthouse In a room, with a view

Go Grover!: And if I were handsome (I Love Trash: No way) It could happen Those dreams do come true I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have you

Wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin'

I Love Trash: Can I tell you something? For years I have envied (Go Grover!: You green with it) Your grace and your charm Everyone loves you, you know? (Go Grover!: Yes I know, I know, I know)

I Love Trash: I must admit it, big guy You always come through I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have you

I Love Trash and Go Grover!: You and me together That's how it Always should be One without the other Don't mean nothing to me Nothing to me Ya

Go Grover!: I wouldn't be nothin' (Aw now) If I didn't have you To serve

I Love Trash: I'm just A punky little eyeball And a funky optic nerve Hey, I never told you this

Sometimes I get a little blue (Go Grover!: Looks good on you) But I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have you

Go Grover!: Let's dance (I Love Trash: Ha, ha) I Love Trash: Look, Ma, I'm dancin' Would you let me lead?

Look at That's it two big guys Who are light on their feet

Don't you dare dip me Don't you dare dip me Don't you dare dip me Ow, I should have stretched

Go Grover!: Yes, I wouldn't be nothin' If I didn't have you (I Love Trash: I know what you mean, Go Grover!, because)

I wouldn't know Where to go (I Love Trash: Me too because I) Or know, what to do (I Love Trash: Why do you keep singin' my part?) I Love Trash: and Go Grover!: I don't have to say it (Go Grover!: Aw, say it anyway) I Love Trash: and Go Grover!: Cause we both know It's true

I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Youuuuu!

I Love Trash: One more time! Big one!

Go Grover!: Don't have to say it I Love Trash: Where'd everybody come from? Go Grover!: Oh, we both know it's true I Love Trash: Let's take it home, big guy

I Love Trash: and Go Grover!: I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have

I Love Trash: You, you, you A-E-I-O That means you Ya!