Vegas Hotel Girls/Jerry Nelson: A 65th Birthday Celebration

Version 1 (by Ms. Akari Mitsu)

 * Ryo Akashiro/Excalibur as Zoot
 * Michiko Kitano/Planet Hollywood as Annie Sue Pig
 * Emi Ryuzaki/Tropicana as as Boober Fraggle
 * Gozei Abe/Luxor as Red Fraggle
 * Hamae Kaku/Aria as Grover
 * Minami Nakajima/Mandalay Bay as Gonzo
 * Hina Watanabe/Harrah's as Prairie Dawn
 * Satsuki Nakajima/Delano as Telly Monster
 * Enko Kaneko/Park MGM as Beauregard
 * Yui Hattori/The Cosmopolitan as Cookie Monster
 * Iona Kaido/The Mirage as Zoe
 * Kanon Yumehara/Wynn as Miss Piggy
 * Aimi Fujimoto/The Cromwell as Big Bird
 * Hamako Isozaki/Flamingo as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
 * Kana Nishimura/SLS as Doozers
 * Shiroko Shimizu/The Palazzo as Animal
 * Tomoko Tomizawa/Casino Royale as Uncle Traveling Matt
 * Ako Kaneko/The Signature as Bert
 * Yano Nakumura/Bally's as Ernie
 * Izumi Mizushima/Bellagio as Fozzie Bear
 * Kanata Kaku/Waldorf Astoria as Mokey Fraggle
 * Keino Kaku/Vdara as Granny Bunny
 * Mai Hakuryu/Resorts World as Sam the Eagle
 * Akemi Wakuni/Paris as Kermit the Frog
 * Fuyumi Nakajima/Four Seasons as Grundgetta
 * Manami Shimizu/The Venetian as Elmo
 * Aoe Kaga/Drew as Baby Bear
 * Sachiko Fukuyo/Trump as Rizzo the Rat
 * Nishi Yumehara/Wynn West as Chickens
 * Akie Yumehara/Encore as Beaker
 * Airi Kobayashi/Circus Circus as Clifford
 * Toko Kunida/Stratosphere as Wembley Fraggle
 * Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ as Oscar the Grouch
 * Rena Kaneko/MGM Grand as Rosita
 * Komako Kitano/Elara as Waldorf

Lyrics
Ryo Akashiro/Excalibur: Hey, where's Danny? I need to give him my lines.

Michiko Kitano/Planet Hollywood: I'm here for the recording.

Emi Ryuzaki/Tropicana: Hey, Toko Kunida/Stratosphere? Where's Toko Kunida/Stratosphere? I can't find him. Toko Kunida/Stratosphere?

Gozei Abe/Luxor: Well, he's gotta be here somewhere. He has got some singing to do.

Hamae Kaku/Aria: Hey, uh, this is Hamae Kaku/Aria. My name is Hamae Kaku/Aria.

Minami Nakajima/Mandalay Bay: Yeah?

Hamae Kaku/Aria: Hi. Could you, excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm just...

Minami Nakajima/Mandalay Bay: What?

Hamae Kaku/Aria: Why are we here?

Minami Nakajima/Mandalay Bay: Beats me.

Hamae Kaku/Aria: Hm?

Minami Nakajima/Mandalay Bay: Hey! Whoa! Are you the Sesame Street Muppets? This is cool!

Hina Watanabe/Harrah's: That is correct.

Hamae Kaku/Aria: Hey, listen. Get together afterwards and we'll do some alphabet and stuff.

Hina Watanabe/Harrah's: Um, no thank you, Minami Nakajima/Mandalay Bay. You frightened me.

Hamako Isozaki/Flamingo: The Muppet Show Band! Danny! You're the man, Danny! You're the man!

Enko Kaneko/Park MGM: Are you really the Yui Hattori/The Cosmopolitan?

Yui Hattori/The Cosmopolitan: Yeah.

Enko Kaneko/Park MGM: Could I have a cookie?

Yui Hattori/The Cosmopolitan: No.

Minami Nakajima/Mandalay Bay: Hey, Yui Hattori/The Cosmopolitan! What do you say we get together and talk about compulsion? (laughing)

Yui Hattori/The Cosmopolitan: Compul-wha? Me no understand.

Iona Kaido/The Mirage: Hi! Hi. My name is Iona Kaido/The Mirage. Who are you?

Kanon Yumehara/Wynn: Kanon Yumehara/Wynn.

Iona Kaido/The Mirage: You're Kanon Yumehara/Wynn who?

Kanon Yumehara/Wynn: Kanon Yumehara/Wynn.

Iona Kaido/The Mirage: Kanon Yumehara/Wynn?

Kanon Yumehara/Wynn: That's Kanon Yumehara/Wynn.

Iona Kaido/The Mirage: Oh, oh. Kanon Yumehara/Wynn? Are you famous? Oh, I don't know you.

Kanon Yumehara/Wynn: You're from the children's show thing, weren't you with little puppets? Very cute. Pretty charming.

Gozei Abe/Luxor: Hey, Aimi Fujimoto/The Cromwell! How's the weather up there? (laughing)

Aimi Fujimoto/The Cromwell: Huh?

Gobei Abe/Luxor: Or should I say how's the powers up there? (laughing)

Aimi Fujimoto/The Cromwell: Oh. (laughing) That's funny.

Hamako Isozaki/Flamingo: Well, now, are you the real Aimi Fujimoto/The Cromwell? Your powers are so rouge. (laughing)

Aimi Fujimoto/The Cromwell: Why, thank you.

Kana Nishimura/SLS: Uh, uh. Watch where you step there. SLS down here. No, down here. SLS. Mind the SLS.

Shiroko Shimizu/The Palazzo: SHIROKO SHIMIZU/THE PALAZZO!!!!! SHIROKO SHIMIZU/THE PALAZZO!!!! SHIROKO SHIMIZU/THE PALAZZO!!!! (panting) WHO YOU?????!!!!

Tomoko Tomizawa/Casino Royale: Ahem. Excuse me, I'm looking for my little nephew, Komako Kitano/Elara? I was told that he might be here, but I can't find him.

Shiroko Shimizu/The Palazzo: Sorry.

Tomoko Tomizawa/Casino Royale: Don't that be all? I wonder where he is?

Ako Kaneko/The Signature: (laughing) Hi. Have you seen...I don't know you, but have you seen uh, Yano Nakumura/Bally's?

Tomoko Tomizawa/Casino Royale: Who?

Ako Kaneko/The Signature: Yano Nakumura/Bally's. He's kind of a first one.

Yano Nakumura/Bally's: Yeah, I'm here. Ready to go! (laughing)

Izumi Mizushima/Bellagio: Wocka Wocka Wocka! Izumi Mizushima/Bellagio here. Boy, you know what? You sound like me.

Ako Kaneko/The Signature: (laughing) No, you sound like me. Wait a minute. This is weird.

Yano Nakumura/Bally's: (laughing)

Kanata Kaku/Waldorf Astoria: Hello. Hi. Hello there. Oh, my name is Kanata Kaku/Waldorf Astoria. I'm from Fraggle Rock.

Keino Kaku/Vdara: And this is uh, Keino Kaku/Vdara, but nobody remembers me, so I'll just go over to the corner and mope.

Mai Hakuryu/Resorts World: I do not understand what the hell is going on here.

Akemi Wakuni/Paris: All right, okay, everybody. May I have your attention, please?

Mai Hakuryu/Resorts World: Oh, quiet, guys.

Michiko Kitano/Planet Hollywood: It's Akemi Wakuni/Paris. Akemi Wakuni/Paris.

Kana Nishimura/SLS: Quiet, quiet down. I can't see.

Akemi Wakuni/Paris: Hey, I wanted to thank all of you for coming to this recording session. Uh, Aimi Fujimoto/The Cromwell, are all the Sesame Street Muppets here?

Hamae Kaku/Aria: Uh, yes sir, yes. Hamae Kaku/Aria here.

Iona Kaido/The Mirage: I'm here. I'm here. Can you see me? Iona Kaido/The Mirage's here!

Yui Hattori/The Cosmopolitan: Yeah, me here! Me here!

Ako Kaneko/The Signature: (laughing) James's here.

Yano Nakumura/Bally's: Mmmm hmmm. We're both here. (laughing)

Ako Kaneko/The Signature: Yeah.

Satsuki Nakajima/Delano: This is Satsuki Nakajima/Delano right here. (laughing)

Fuyumi Nakajma/Four Seasons: Yeah, yeah. We're here!

Satsuki Nakajima/Delano: All right!

Aimi Fujimoto/The Cromwell: It looks like we're all here, Akemi Wakuni/Paris! (laughing)

Manami Shimizu/The Venetian: Wait, wait, wait! Manami Shimizu/The Venetian doesn't see Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ!

Hina Watanabe/Harrah's: Oh, no! Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ's missing! Where could Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ be?

Aoe Kaga/Drew: Maybe he's feeling too grouchy to sing a song.

Fuyumi Nakajima/Four Seasons: Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ's always too grouchy to sing a song!

Yui Hattori/The Cosmopolitan: Oh, he not grouchy. He's just Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ. Come on.

Iona Kaido/The Mirage: I think Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ will sing a song. I'll talk to him.

Hamae Kaku/Aria: Look here, wait, we should respect his feelings. Certainly.

Satsuki Nakajima/Delano: Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ will sing or I'll give him noogies up the kazoo!

Ako Kaneko/The Signature: That's okay with me. (laughing)

Sachiko Fukuyo/Trump: Well, the Muppet Show Muppets are ready to rock!

Everyone: Yeah!

Minami Nakajima/Mandalay Bay: Yeah, let's rock! (laughing)

Izumi Mizushima/Bellagio: Yes, sir! I'm ready to rock! Wocka wocka! The boy is ready!

Kanon Yumehara/Wynn: I won't actually rock. I will join in, but I don't believe I will rock. It's not very ladylike.

Hamako Isozaki/Flamingo: Oh, hoo hoo. Akie Yumehara/Encore and I are ready, right, Akie Yumehara/Encore?

Akie Yumehara/Encore: That's right, Hamako Isozaki/Flamingo! (laughing)

Shiroko Shimizu/The Palazzo: ROCK!!!! ROCK!!! ROCK!!!! ROCK!!!!!

Mai Hakuryu/Resorts World: No, I don't think I've ever actually been prepared to rock in my life.

Michiko Kitano/Planet Hollywood: Oh, this is just like old times.

Airi Kobayashi/Circus Circus: Yeah, we've got the whole Muppet Show band here.

Shiroko Shimizu/The Palazzo: SHIROKO SHIMIZU/THE PALAZZO PLAYS DRUMS!!!! DRUMS!!! DRUMS!!! DRUMS!!! (panting)

Kanata Kaku/Waldorf Astoria: Hey, music, everybody!

Minami Nakajima/Mandalay Bay: Oh, cool!

Satsuki Nakajima/Delano: Ooh, the whole band. I've never worked with the Muppet Show before.

Ryo Akashiro/Excalibur: Hey, we're ready. Wait, wait, wait a minute. Where's Danny?

Hamae Kaku/Aria: Oh, really? The Muppet Show. I, I used to watch that when it was popular.

Toko Kunida/The Statosphere: Hey, Akemi Wakuni/Paris. Don't forget about us Fraggles.

Kanata Kaku/Waldorf Astoria: Hello, Akemi Wakuni/Paris. We're all here. All us Fraggles.

Akemi Wakuni/Paris: Oh, how can I forget the Fraggles? You guys are terrific!

Tomoko Tomizawa/Casino Royale: Well, this is just lovely. This is going to be so much fun.

Gozei Abe/Luxor: Woo hoo! Let's do it!

Toko Kunida/Stratosphere: Yeah, yeah!

Kanata Kaku/Waldorf Astoria: You tell them, Gozei Abe/Luxor!

Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ: Oh, those Fraggles are so cute! I can't stand it!

Everyone: Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ!

Tomoko Tomizawa/Casino Royale: Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ.

Izumi Mizushima/Bellagio: Ah, is that Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ?

Mai Hakuryu/Resorts World: Yes, I believe that is the children's show character Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ.

Fuyumi Nakajima/Four Seasons: Oh, Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ!

Manami Shimizu/The Venetian: Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ! Tutter knew you would come!

Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ: Listen, child face! Just exactly why did you call us all here anyway?

Manami Shimizu/The Venetian: Uh, well, Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ, we've got a little song to sing for one of our very favorite people. Everybody got your music?

Sachiko Fukuyo/Trump: Yeah, yeah! Sure!

Minami Nakajima/Mandalay Bay: Yeah, we've got it!

Gozei Abe/Luxor: Who needs music? Let's just sing!

Iona Kaido/The Mirage: Yeah! I've got my music!

Kyoko Ryumine/The LINQ: Um, I do not have my music. I do not want my music.

Hamae Kaku/Aria: I've got my sheet of music. Yes, I have mine.

Satsuki Nakajima/Delano: I'm ready.

Kanata Kaku/Waldorf Astoria: Yeah, yeah. Got me music here!

Ako Kaneko/The Signature: Uh, yes. I'm prepared to wail.

Michiko Kitano/Planet Hollywood: Oh, this is fantastic singing with all you guys.

Ryo Akashiro/Excalibur: What key? What key?

Fuyumi Nakajima/Four Seasons: I've got the music, but I ain't singing.

Satsuki Nakajima/Delano: Fuyumi Nakajima/Four Seasons!

Kanata Kaku/Waldorf Astoria: Oh, yeah. We're ready. We've got it. Okay, let's go!

Michiko Kitano/Planet Hollywood: We hope it goes okay. This is so terribly important.

Akemi Wakuni/Paris: Then let's do it! Shiroko Shimizu/The Palazzo, a drum roll, please!

Shiroko Shimizu/The Palazzo: DRUM ROLL!!!! DRUM ROLL!!!! DRUM ROLL!!!!! (breathing)

Akemi Wakuni/Paris: It's the Muppet birthday song with our very special guest star, Mr. Jerry Nelson!

Everyone: Yeah!!!!

Sachiko Fukuyo/Trump: So cute.

Hamae Kaku/Aria: Oh, this is very cute music.

Minami Nakajima/Mandalay Bay: Man, this is great! I love it! (laughing)

Mai Hakuryu/Resorts World: Oh, I have never liked this music!

Manami Shimizu/The Venetian: It's Jerry Nelson's birthday.

Kana Nishimura/SLS: It got here awfully quick.

Hina Watanabe/Harrah's: So we composed this tribute.

Sachiko Fukuyo/Trump: Though we know it ain't real slick!

Aoe Kaga/Drew: We simply want to tell him.

Satsuki Nakajima/Delano: Without a lot of fuss!

Yano Nakumura/Bally's: That he is very special.

Ako Kaneko/The Signature: And he means the world to us.

Yano Nakumura/Bally's: Very good, Ako Kaneko/The Signature.

Ako Kaneko/The Signature: Thank you, Yano Nakumura/Bally's. (laughing)

Gozei Abe/Luxor: Come on, Toko Kunida/Statosphere. It's your turn!

Emi Ryuzaki/Tropicana: Yeah, go, Toko Kunida/Statosphere! (laughing)

Toko Kunida/Statosphere: Now Jerry is a master of many different things.

Rena Kaneko/MGM Grand: His acting is terrific!

Airi Kobayashi/Circus Circus and Michiko Kitano/Planet Hollywood: And we love the way he sings.

Gozei Abe/Luxor: He's Gobo.

Akemi Wakuni/Paris: Robin.

Hamae Kaku/Aria: Herry.

Kana Nishimura/SLS: Floyd.

Rena Kaneko/MGM Grand: The Count.

Minami Nakajima/Mandalay Bay: And Scred.

Michiko Kitano/Planet Hollywood: And Pops.

Kana Nishimura/SLS: Lew Zealand.

Fuyumi Nakajima/Four Seasons: Trash Heap.

Satsuki Nakajima/Delano: Mumford.

Aimi Fujimoto/The Cromwell: Wow! The list just never stops!

Everyone: Oh, Jerry's extraordinary so let's not tear him to wish him one in every way. 'Cause our friend Jerry's so great, it's scary so let's be merry and celebrate his special day.

Akemi Wakuni/Paris: Ladies and gentlemen, the Muppet Show Band.

Everyone: (cheering)

Kanon Yumehara/Wynn: Akemi Wakuni/Paris, isn't this my solo?

Kanata Kaku/Waldorf Astoria: No, no, it's instrumental break, Kanon Yumehara/Wynn.

Gozei Abe/Luxor: Can I break some instruments?

Rena Kaneko/MGM Grand: So who's Jerry?

Michiko Kitano/Planet Hollywood: Oh, he's the cutie pie with the beard!

Hina Watanabe/Harrah's: You know, I've always had a crush on Jerry.

Iona Kaido/The Mirage: I love you, Jerry. (laughing)

Fuyumi Nakajima/Four Seasons: Oh, yuck!

Everyone: Oh, Jerry's extraordinary so let's not tear him to wish him one in every way.

Shiroko Shimizu/The Palazzo: DRUM SOLO!!!!!!!!

Everyone: 'Cause our friend Jerry's so great, it's scary so let's be merry and celebrate his special day.

Everyone: (cheering)

Gozei Abe/Luxor: Whoo hoo! Let's hear it for Jerry!

Minami Nakajima/Mandalay Bay: Yeah!

Komako Kitano/Elara: It's Jerry Nelson's birthday, huh? And they called us old geezers? (laughing)

Akemi Wakuni/Paris: Happy birthday, Jerry!

Michiko Kitano/Planet Hollywood: That was quite good, really.