Apple & Onion/Riboflavin-Flavored, Non-Carbonated, Polyunsaturated Blood (by Don Hinson & The Rigamorticians)

Cast

 * Onion as Don Hinson & The Rigamorticians

Lyrics
Thomas: When the moon arises in the western sky And the vampires are out on the sly At times they have trouble finding necks to bite That's why I concocted my new delight

My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood (His riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

Drac came to me one night at twelve And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf I explained, "Don't fret, I'll give you a fix Of my newly-regenerated mix"

I gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood (He gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

It gives you quick relief, you see From fang aches and corpuscle deficiency And after consuming my laboratory brew It'll make a new a new vampire of you (It's got [?] added, only five calories, polyunsaturated blood)

Drake enjoyed my brew without a hitch Now he's one of those who'd rather fight than switch If you're biting more necks, enjoying it less Try, my new non-carbonatedness My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood (His riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

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