Sesame Street Crayons/I Hope That Something Better Comes Along (from The Muppet Movie)

Cast

 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Kermit the Frog
 * Baby Bear Beary Brown as Rowlf the Dog

Lyrics
Spoken:

Baby Bear Beary Brown: Evening. Baby Bear Beary Brown... Baby Bear Beary Brown the dog here. Sit yourself down.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Oscar. Oscar Grouchy Green.

Baby Bear Beary Brown: Pleased to meet you. I'm no Heifetz, but I get by.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Well, well that's very nice. (sniffle)

Baby Bear Beary Brown: Let me guess, broken heart, right?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Does it show?

Baby Bear Beary Brown: Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Exactly. She just walked out on me.

Baby Bear Beary Brown: Yeah, typical. That's why I live alone.

Oscar Grouchy Green: You do, huh?

Baby Bear Beary Brown: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed. Oscar Grouchy Green: Nice and simple.

Baby Bear Beary Brown: Stay away from women, that's my motto. Oscar Grouchy Green: But I can't. Baby Bear Beary Brown: Neither can I, that's my trouble.

Sung Baby Bear Beary Brown: You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em. There's something irresistible-ish about 'em. We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long. I hope that something better comes along.

Oscar Grouchy Green: I see what you mean. It's no good complaining and pointless to holler.

Baby Bear Beary Brown: If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar.

Oscar Grouchy Green: She made a monkey out of old King Kong.

 Oscar Grouchy Green and Baby Bear Beary Brown : I hope that something better comes along.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Still, it's fun when they're fetching, And agree to see an etching That you keep at your lily pad. There is no solution, it's part of evolution.

Baby Bear Beary Brown: The pitter patter of soles The little feet of tadpoles.

Oscar Grouchy Green: (spoken) Uh, Baby Bear Beary Brown, tadpoles don't have feet. Baby Bear Beary Brown: (spoken) Oh. Sorry about that...2, 3, 4.

Oscar Grouchy Green: There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin'.

Baby Bear Beary Brown: Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin', A skunk was badgered the results were strong. I hope that somethin' better,

Oscar Grouchy Green: I hope that somethin' better,

 Oscar Grouchy Green and Baby Bear Beary Brown : I hope that something better comes along.

Spoken: Insolent waiter: Phone call for Oscar Grouchy Green. You Oscar Grouchy Green? Oscar Grouchy Green: Yeah. Insolent waiter: Phone. Baby Bear Beary Brown: It's not often you see a guy that green that has the blues that bad.