Big Bird Flu/Mario

Cast

 * Grover as Luigi
 * Big Bird as Yoshi
 * Elmo as Mario
 * Announcer
 * Quarantiners as Bowser's Minions
 * Aloysius Snuffleupagus as Toad
 * Bert as Diddy Kong
 * Ernie as Donkey Kong
 * Count von Count as Wario
 * Cookie Monster as Bowser

Transcript

 * (Yoshi is walking down the street, holding his stomach and looking pale.)
 * Yoshi: Oh... I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of food!
 * (Yoshi vomits all over the steps, then collapses. Mario appears.)
 * Mario: Oh no, Yoshi has the dinosaur flu!
 * (Quarantiners rush over to Yoshi. Luigi now appears.)
 * Luigi: The Word of the Day is Quarantine. Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E. Quarantine.
 * (In the hospital, Yoshi is lying in bed. Doctors are examining him.)
 * Yoshi: Toad... is that you?
 * Goomba: Oh, he must be hallucinating.
 * Toad: Hi, Yoshi. I'm so sorry you're sick.
 * Yoshi: I'm scared, Toad. Thank God you can't get it since you're not real.
 * (Yoshi then dies.)
 * Toad: Yeah, thank G-.
 * (Toad dies, then disappears.)
 * Wario: (handing out vaccines to everyone) One vaccine, a-hah-hah! Two vaccines, a-hah-hah!
 * (Bowser eats the vaccine Wario gives to him)
 * [The show cuts to a separate bit]
 * Kids: One of these kids is not like the others. One of these kids is dead!
 * Announcer: Today's episode brought to you by the letter C.D.C.