Egmont Imagination/Real Pirate (from Muppet Sing-Alongs: Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Bob (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital) as Kermit the Frog
 * Hamilton Mattress (from Hamilton Mattress) as Clueless Morgan
 * Skipper (from Skipper & Skeeto) as Polly Lobster
 * Bad Bob (from Rex the Runt) as Mad Monty
 * Libby the Lamb (from Wilbur) as Pirate Girl
 * Mumble Bumble (from Mumble Bumble) as Old Tom
 * Ray (from Wilbur) as Mudwell the Mudbunny
 * Dr. Bear (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital) as Calico
 * Plif (from Plonsters) as Murray the Minstrel
 * Paz (from The Paz Show) as Walleye Pike
 * Tommy the Turtle (from The Paz Show) as One-Eyed Jack
 * Vince (from Rex the Runt) Black Dog
 * The Ugly Duckling (from The Fairytaler) as Seagull

Lyrics
Libby the Lamb: I'm a real pirate from me boots up to me hat. I'm a real pirate. Hey me lads! You got a problem with that? I love adventure. That's the life for me. I'm a real pirate and I love to sail the sea.

Everyone: She loves to sail the sea. She loves to sail the sea.

Libby the Lamb: I can batten down the hatches. I can hoist the flag. Haul the anchor up and coil the rope without a snag. Fight when fightin's needed and make the loudest noise.

Skipper: Arr.

Libby the Lamb: Arr.

Bad Bob: Arr!

Libby the Lamb: Argh! If it's daring I desire it. I'm a pirate. Got it, boys? I'm a real pirate from me boots up to me hat. I'm a real pirate. Hey me lads! You got a problem with that? I love adventure. That's the life for me. I'm a real pirate and I love to sail the sea.

Everyone: She loves to sail the sea. She loves to sail the sea.

Libby the Seal: I can laugh with all me mateys. Dance a merry jig. Raise me glass of milk and take a mighty, mighty swig. Lift me weight in booty. It's gold me heart enjoys. Oh, ah. Look at that!

Hamilton Mattress: Well, how about this cannon?,/span>

Libby the Lamb: I can fire it. I'm a pirate. Hear that, boys? I'm a real pirate from me boots up to me hat. I'm a real pirate. Hey me lads! You got a problem with that? I love adventure. That's the life for me. I'm a real pirate and I love to sail the sea. When the mornin' sun is risin' so slowly in the sky, is it really so surprising? I wake up singing 'Aye!

Everyone: She's a real pirate. From her boots up to her hat. She's a real pirate. Hey me gal! We got no problem with that! She loves adventure!

Libby the Lamb: That's the life for me!

Everyone: She's a real pirate and she loves to sail the sea. She likes to sail the sea. She loves to sail the sea.

Libby the Lamb: That's right. I love to sail the sea. I'm a real pirate. And I love to sail the sea.