Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/Sax and Violence (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Cookie Monster Blue as Zoot
 * Big Bird Yellow as Nigel the Conductor
 * Honker Purple as Mahna Mahna

Lyrics
Big Bird Yellow: OK, Cookie Monster Blue, It's time for your solo, have you looked over the music?

Cookie Monster Blue: Yeah, You expect me to play this, man?

Big Bird Yellow: What else would you do with it?

Cookie Monster Blue: If I had a match I could put it out of its misery.

Big Bird Yellow: Don't joke me, Cookie Monster Blue, This is a great little number.

Cookie Monster Blue: Yeah, What if I refuse to play it?

Big Bird Yellow: What if I get a new sax player?

Cookie Monster Blue: What if you and I just get right down to it and do this little beauty?

Big Bird Yellow: Good thought.

Cookie Monster Blue: Yeah. Forgive me, Charlie Parker, wherever you are.

( Cookie Monster Blue begins playing "Sax and Violence", and is soon joined by Honker Purple playing percussion on a bell, soon he begins hitting Cookie Monster Blue's Saxophone and punching him in the face, Cookie Monster Blue plays into his Sax one last time, blowing him up.)