Sesame Street You Do Hue nail polish/Mahna Mahna (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Monsterpiece as Bip Bippadotta
 * Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... as Green and Purple Anything Muppet girls

Lyrics
(spoken)

Trash Can-do Attitude: We could sing a good song if we had one more person to sing.

I Count Even...: True.

( Monsterpiece, a skinny Reddish-Magenta Anything Muppet with a head of scraggly-looking hair, beard and eyebrows to match, and wearing a green and white striped shirt, bops onto the screen. He sidles up beside the ladies.)

Monsterpiece: Mahna mahna.

Trash Can-do Attitude: Hi there! Would you like to sing a song with us?

Monsterpiece (as if sharing a secret): Mahna mahna.

I Count Even... (to Trash Can-do Attitude): Isn't that the name of a song?

Trash Can-do Attitude: I think so.

Monsterpiece (to the camera, nodding his head vigorously): Mahna mahna.

I Count Even... (to Monsterpiece): Mahna mahna?

Trash Can-do Attitude (to I Count Even...): Mahna mahna?

( Monsterpiece clears his throat and slides into center stage as the girls take up positions on either side of him. The girls lines are now in brackets. And I did not tackle all of the scatting, so corrections are more than welcome!)

Monsterpiece: Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee dee-dee-dee-dee )

Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee dee-dee-dee-dee )

Mah mahna mahna mahna Mah mah mah Mah mah mah Mahna mah ... mah ... ma ..

( Monsterpiece slows down as the girls stare at him. For the next verse he strolls back and forth, on and off-screen, as the girls watch him.)

Monsterpiece: Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee dee-dee-dee-dee )

( Monsterpiece's head fills the screen as he pops up from below to rejoin the girls.)

Monsterpiece: (scatting) Mahna mahna mahna mahna Mahma ma ma ma ma Mamana ma ma maneep mah mah Eee buttee womp womp ... (etc.)

(He slows down again as the girls stare.)

Monsterpiece: Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee dee-dee-dee-dee )

Monsterpiece: (scatting) Mah nat mah nat ma oo Mah nat mah nat ma oo ... (etc.)

(He zips on and off-screen, staying long enough to sing each of his lines in the next verse.)

Monsterpiece: Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee dee-dee-dee-dee )

(He comes back on-screen behind the girls, then walks away and stops to sing each of his lines over his shoulder at them.)

Monsterpiece: Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee dee-dee-dee-dee )

Monsterpiece: (scatting, echoing in distance) Mah neet mah mah mah moh Mahna mahna mah mah moh ... (etc.)

(He slows down, then runs towards the girls who put their heads together as they sing the next verse. They pull apart to show Monsterpiece as he sings his lines between them.)

Monsterpiece: Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee dee-dee-dee-dee )

Monsterpiece: (scatting) Mah nat mah nat ma oo Mah nat mah nat ma oo ... (etc.)

(This scatting session goes on much longer. As the girls stare, he slows down, clears his throat, gathers his composure and they all sing together again.)

Monsterpiece: Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee dee-dee-dee-dee )

Monsterpiece: (scatting) Mah neet mah mah mah moh Mahna mahna mah mah moh ... (etc.)

(Repeat of the last long scatting session, ending the same way. In this last verse, Monsterpiece shakes his head, resigned to singing the song without the freestyle scatting he's trying to sell to the girls.)

Monsterpiece: Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee ) Mahna mahna ( Trash Can-do Attitude and I Count Even... : Ba tee pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee Pa tee pee dee-dee-dee-dee )

(As the song ends, the girls leave Monsterpiece standing alone as he sings to the camera with a shrug ...)

Monsterpiece: Mahna mahna?

(He walks away towards the horizon.)