Clarence/Cupid's Chokehold (by Gym Class Heroes and Patrick Stump)

Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Ba ba da da Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) It's been some time since we last spoke This is gonna sound like a bad joke But, mama, I fell in love again It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend And I know it sounds so old But Cupid got me in a choke hold And I'm afraid I might give in Towels on the mat, my white flag is wavin' I mean, she even cooks me pancakes And Alka-seltzer when my tummy aches If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is We even got a secret handshake And she loves the music that my band makes I know I'm young, but if I had to choose her or the sun I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) It's been awhile since we talked last, and I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast But, dad, I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son And I know you heard the last song About the girls that didn't last long But I promise this is on a whole new plane I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da) I love the way she calls my phone She even got her very own ring tone If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is (ba ba da da) It's gonna be a long drive home, but I know as soon as I arrive home And I open the door, take off my coat, and throw my bag on the floor She'll be back in my arms, into my arms once more for sure like (ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba) Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) She's got a smile that would make the most senile Annoying old man bite his tongue I'm not done She's got eyes comparable to sunrise And it doesn't stop there Man, I swear She's got porcelain skin; of course she's a ten And now she's even got her own song But movin' on She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard And we can be on the phone for three hours Not sayin' one word And I would still cherish every moment And when I start to build my future, she's the main component Call it dumb, call it luck, call it love, or whatever you call it, but Everywhere I go, I keep her picture in my wallet like here Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) Songwriters: Richard Davies / Roger Hodgson