Strawberry, Alvin and The Great Escape!

It's a Not-So Meaningful Light is a sequel to It's a Meaningful Life. This is similar to that of It's a Wonderful Life and Jonah - a VeggieTales Movie.

Plot
With "King George and the Ducky", "Esther... The Girl Who Became Queen", "The Ballad of Little Joe" and "Gideon: Tuba Warrior" in its heels, the artists at Big Idea turn their attention to... the biggest fish story of all time that has a league of its own! The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, everyone's favorite motivationally challegened seafarers, are back! And this time, this group of lazy slackers, and Alvin, Simon and Theodore, a group of popstar-singing leeks team up with a group of girls and break Mr. Marigold's slavery plan. But the pirates who don't do anything don't let on. And as they scramble to come up with the money for some operations by doing very ridiculous things that the Marigolds suggest them to do, including building pyramids of sheep; the league and the Marigolds, of course, become very suspicious. When everyone is focused on this rotten plot, can a kind rhubarb help to get to the root of the problem? VeggieTales presents a quest for eternal life, a battle for the kingdom and a lesson in being loyal to others.

Main Characters

 * Petunia Rhubarb as Strawberry Shortcake


 * Larry, Mr. Lunt and Pa Grape as The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything


 * Laura Carrot as Ginger Snap
 * Ermie Asparagus as Angel Cake
 * Madame Blueberry as Orange Blossom
 * Annie as Blueberry Muffin
 * Ellen as Rainbow Sherbert
 * Sara Crewe as Raspberry Torte
 * Emma Green as Lemon Meringue
 * Drik Evert as Huckleberry Pie
 * Emily Evert as Crepes Suzette
 * Pea Lady #2 as Tea Blossom
 * Pea Lady #1 as Frosty Puff
 * Pea Lady #3 as Tangerina Torta
 * Papaya Poppyseed as Peppermint Fizz
 * Paprika Poppyseed as Coco Calypso
 * Parsly Poppyseed as Seaberry Delight
 * Princess Eloise as Annie Oatmeat
 * Jean-Claude Pea as Jude
 * Phillipe Pea as Reuben
 * Various french and american peas as cowboys
 * Charlie Pincher as a slave
 * Karen as herself
 * Alvin, Simon and Theodore the Leeks as themselves
 * Gil the Onion as himself
 * Geo the Onion as himself
 * Geo's Mother as herself
 * Milli the Rhubarb as herself
 * Molly the Rhubarb as herself
 * Glamour Gourd, Sweater Gherkin and Hipster Carrot as themselves

Supporting Characters

 * Bob the Tomato, Junior Asparagus and Jimmy Gourd as Pirate Impostors
 * Archibald Asparagus as Jonah
 * Khalil as himself
 * Gabe as Ticket Guy
 * Mr. Malab as Himself
 * Rosie Grape as Mrs. Malab
 * Unnamed Village Women as The Queen
 * Kyle as himself
 * Cockney Guards
 * Apollo Gourd as King Twistomer
 * Betty as Woman in Jail
 * Mayor's Daughter as herself
 * The City Official as himself
 * Scooter as Cargo Ship Captain
 * Percy Pea as Mayor Jimmy
 * Three Female Scallion Pirates as themselves

Major Characters

 * Construction Worker Onion as himself
 * Construction Worker Asparagus as himself
 * Jill Pea/Li'l Sister as a fitness guru
 * Garius Grape as Police Chief
 * Roman Grapes as Police Officers
 * Chog Norrius as himself
 * Professional Angels
 * Painter Carrot as himself
 * Sarah as herself
 * The City Official's Guards as themselves
 * Sheep as themselves
 * Parkman Scallion as as himself

Minor Characters

 * Sheriff as herself
 * Baker as himself
 * Benny and Soleil as Dog Sled Pullers
 * People of Scone, People of Bumblyburg, and People of London as citizens of Ninaborough #1
 * Library Members, People of Boo Boo Ville and People of Greece as citizens of Ninaborough #2
 * People of Italy, People of Cabbageville and People of Rockwell as citizens of Ninaborough #3
 * Lenny Carrot, Baby Lou, Li'l Nate, Orphan Girl, Pepper Poppyseed, Baby Moses and Lil' Pea as children of Ninaborough
 * Goliath the Pickle as The Viking
 * Miss Achmetha as Headmistress Minchin
 * Mabel and Penelope as Women in Jail
 * Scallion #1 as The Sheriff's Assistant
 * Scallion #2 and Scallion #3 as The Sheriff's Guards
 * Random Asparagus as himself
 * Three Zucchinis as The Judges
 * Espresso, Milano and Dorito as the Policeman's Assistants
 * Harold the Cucumber as himself
 * Potato Guards as The Sheriff's Soldiers

Main Villains

 * Mr. Nezzer as Martin Marigold
 * Gangster Grape, High Silk Hat Pea and Fedora-Clad Scallion (Mr. Marigold's henchmen) as themselves

Cameo Characters

 * Jerry Gourd as himself
 * Grandma Gourd as Gil's Mother
 * Joe the Yellow Tomato as himself
 * Old Man Zucchini as himself
 * Tom Grape as himself

Taglines

 * Something BIG is coming...
 * Something beyond IMAGINATION...
 * It's not ANIMAL...
 * It's not MINERAL...
 * So it must be... VEGETABLE.
 * After Jaws...
 * After Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea...
 * After Free Willy...
 * After The Hunt for Red October...
 * After Top Gun...
 * You've danced with Fiddler on the Roof...
 * You've thrilled to The Sound of Music...
 * She saw the signs...
 * She tried to warn us...
 * Now, in our darkest hour...
 * She's got a plan...
 * To save us all...
 * From a greedy man.
 * Hoist the mainstay!
 * Trim the sails!
 * Paint the... poopdeck!?!
 * This Christmas, the Pirates are back.
 * Have you ever been in a whale of a situation before lately?

Front Cover

 * The characters on a raft

Back Cover

 * Mr. Malab at sea as the girls try to reel him back in
 * A group of people cheering in the baseball stadium.
 * Mr. Malab in the shark's stomach.
 * The women locked up in a jail cell.
 * An abrupt shot of the Light Factory Palace

Scene Selection

 * 1) Opening Credits
 * 2) In the Not-Too Distant Future...
 * 3) "I Won't Go to Beans!"
 * 4) A Dream for Baseball
 * 5) Mayor Jimmy
 * 6) "You Girls Are All Brave Thieves and Bandits and Naives and Destroyers and Robbers!"
 * 7) The Boardroom
 * 8) "Dudes, He Ate My Cake."
 * 9) Nervousness Rises Up Inside
 * 10) Meet the League of Incredible Pastry-girls
 * 11) Setting Sail
 * 12) The Storm!
 * 13) The Outboard Motor
 * 14) The Young Lass Pushes Mr. Malab Overboard
 * 15) In the Belly of a Shark
 * 16) The Shark Spits Mr. Malab Out
 * 17) The Light Factory Palace
 * 18) The Young Lass Tells the Truth
 * 19) The Battle for the Kingdom!
 * 20) "Let's Do This!"
 * 21) "Stand Back, Everyone. She's Gonna Blow!"
 * 22) A Big Misunderstanding with the Queen
 * 23) "The Queen Gets Banished!"
 * 24) What Did You Learn?
 * 25) A Big Musical Number!
 * 26) End Credits

Home media
The video is presented on a double-sided disc, featuring both full screen and widescreen formats. The Walmart edition features a bonus exclusive music CD. The Kmart edition includes a free novel of the film. The Best Buy edition includes 6 mini plush toys of Strawberry, Buccaneer Larry, Buccaneer Lunt, Captain Pa, Orange Blossom and Ginger Snap in a collectible box.

Tracks

 * 1) The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Silly Song)
 * 2) We're Vikings
 * 3) The League of Incredible Vegetables Theme (Newsboys)
 * 4) Second Chances (Anointed)
 * 5) A Mess Down in Egypt
 * 6) Belly of the Whale (Newsboys)
 * 7) The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Slo Piratz)
 * 8) Kilts and Stilts
 * 9) The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Superchic[k])
 * 10) Minnesota Cuke Theme Song (Charlie Daniels)
 * 11) The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Relient K)
 * 12) It's About Love (Wyonna Judd)
 * 13) Opening Credits
 * 14) Ninaborough
 * 15) The Boardroom
 * Ahh, The Sea
 * 1) The Belly of a Shark
 * 2) The Light Factory Palace
 * 3) What a Refund!
 * 4) Yo Ho Hero (Newsboys)
 * 5) The Credits Song
 * 6) The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Silly Song) (instrumental)
 * 7) We're Vikings (instrumental)
 * 8) The League of Incredible Vegetables Theme (Newsboys) (instrumental)
 * 9) Second Chances (Anointed) (instrumental)
 * 10) A Mess Down in Egypt (instrumental)
 * 11) Belly of the Whale (Newsboys) (instrumental)
 * 12) The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Slo Piratz) (instrumental)
 * 13) Kilts and Stilts (instrumental)
 * 14) The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Superchic[k]) (instrumental)
 * 15) Minnesota Cuke Theme Song (Charlie Daniels) (instrumental)
 * 16) The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Relient K) (instrumental)
 * 17) It's About Love (Wyonna Judd) (instrumental)
 * 18) Yo Ho Hero (Newsboys) (instrumental)
 * 19) The Credits Song (instrumental)

Tracks

 * 1) Solid Stuff
 * 2) Oh No, What We Gonna Do
 * 3) Haman's Song
 * 4) Supper Hero
 * 5) Happy Tooth Day
 * 6) Lend a Little Hand
 * 7) Do the Moo Shoo
 * 8) Dance of the Cucumber
 * 9) I Love My Lips
 * 10) I Can Be Your Friend
 * 11) Solid Stuff (instrumental)
 * 12) Oh No, What We Gonna Do (instrumental)
 * 13) Haman's Song (instrumental)
 * 14) Supper Hero (instrumental)
 * 15) Happy Tooth Day (instrumental)
 * 16) Lend a Little Hand (instrumental)
 * 17) Do the Moo Shoo (instrumental)
 * 18) Dance of the Cucumber (instrumental)
 * 19) I Love My Lips (instrumental)
 * 20) I Can Be Your Friend (instrumental)

Song Credits

 * "We're Vikings" and "I Can Be Your Friend", written by Phil Vischer
 * "Second Chances", written by Phil Vischer and David Mullen, performed by Anointed
 * "The Credits Song", written by Mike Nawrocki and Kurt Heinecke
 * "Happy Tooth Day", "Supper Hero", "Kilts and Stilts", "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything", "A Mess Down in Egypt", "Haman's Song", and "Do the Moo Shoo", written by Mike Nawrocki and Kurt Heinecke
 * "Solid Stuff", written by Cory Edwards and Mike Nawrocki
 * "Lend a Little Hand", written by Mark Steele, Brian K. Roberts and Kurt Heinecke
 * "Oh No, What We Gonna Do", written by Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki
 * "Dance of the Cucumber", written by Mike Nawrocki, translation by Lisa Nawrocki and Manuel Valencia
 * "I Love My Lips", written by Mike Nawrocki
 * Wynonna Judd appears courtesy of Curb Records
 * Charlie Daniels appears courtesy of Epic Records, Buddah Records and Liberty Records
 * Anointed appears courtesy of Myrrh Records/Word Entertainment and Epic Records
 * Relient K appears courtesy of Gotee Records, Capitol Records, Mono vs. Stereo Records, Jive Records and RCA Records
 * Superchic[k] appears courtesy of Columbia Records and Inpop Records
 * Newsboys appear courtesy of Refuge Records, Star Song Records, Virgin Records, Sparrow Records and Inpop Records
 * "It's About Love" appears on the Singing Christmas Tree CD and the Lord of the Beans video
 * "Minnesota Cuke Theme Song" appears on the Minnesota Cuke and Sampson's Hairbrush DVD

Voice Actors

 * Phil Vischer:
 * Pirate Impostor #1
 * Pirate Impostor #3
 * Jonah
 * Captain Pa
 * Buccaneer Lunt
 * Reuben
 * Mayor Jimmy
 * Cowboy Peas
 * King Twistomer
 * Parkman Scallion
 * The Sheriff's Assistant
 * The Viking
 * Martin Marigold
 * Cockney Guard #2


 * Mike Nawrocki:
 * Buccaneer Larry
 * Jude
 * Cowboy Peas
 * Hipster Carrot
 * Police Chief
 * The Sheriff's Guard #1
 * Cockney Guard #1
 * Construction Worker #2
 * Baguette Guy
 * Lisa Vischer:
 * Pirate Impostor #2
 * Women in Jail #2


 * Gail Bock:
 * Women in Jail #3


 * Bridget Miller:
 * Mrs. Malab


 * Cydney Trent:
 * Strawberry Shortcake


 * Jim Poole:
 * Cargo Ship Captain


 * Tim Hodge:
 * Khalil
 * Charlie Salve


 * Keri Pisapia:
 * Ginger Snap
 * Rainbow Sherbert
 * Geo's Mother


 * Megan Murphy:
 * Orange Blossom
 * Angel Cake
 * Peppermint Fizz
 * Seaberry Delight


 * Brian K. Roberts:
 * The Sheriff's Guard #2
 * Cowboy Peas
 * Sweater Gherkin


 * Rebecca Walker:
 * Coco Calypso


 * Maria Miller:
 * Glamour Gourd
 * Headmistress Minchin


 * Henry Haggard:
 * Chog Norrius


 * Ron Smith:
 * The City Official


 * Alan Lee:
 * Ticket Guy


 * Laura Neutzling:
 * Frosty Puff
 * Tangerina Torta
 * Women in Jail #1
 * a fitness guru


 * Rachel Curet
 * Tea Blossom


 * Julie Smith:
 * Mayor's Daughter
 * Cowgirl Peas


 * Michael Jr. Nawrocki:
 * Huckleberry Pie


 * Ally Nawrocki:
 * Crepes Suzette


 * Trevor Devall:
 * Policeman's Assistant #1


 * Lee Tockar:
 * Policeman's Assistant #2


 * Ethan Kempner
 * Geo the Onion


 * Sophia Fox
 * Milli the Rhubarb


 * Brianna Gentilella
 * Molly the Rhubarb


 * Zachary Gordon
 * Gil the Onion


 * Justin Long:
 * Alvin the Leek


 * Matthew Gray Gubler:
 * Simon the Leek


 * Jesse McCartney:
 * Theodore the Leek


 * Mark DeCarlo:
 * Harold the Cucumber

Police Officers

 * Brian K. Roberts
 * Mike Nawrocki
 * Kurt Heinecke

Citizens of Ninaborough

 * Sarah Vorhees
 * Rachel Pitts
 * J. Chris Wall
 * Cydney Trent
 * Laura Richey
 * Joe Spadaford
 * Mark Steele
 * Jackie Ritz
 * Kevin Gamble
 * John Wahba
 * Brain K Roberts

Children of Ninaborough

 * Bridget Miller
 * Mike Nawrocki
 * Maggie Roberts
 * Logan White
 * Michael Jr. Nawrocki

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