Blindly Selected Characters/Home on the Range (from Kids' Favorite Songs)

Cast

 * Princess Morbucks (from The Powerpuff Girls) as Elmo

Lyrics
Princess Morbucks: (spoken) Aah. This is great. Princess Morbucks just loves to play cowboy. Right now, Princess Morbucks is on his front stoop pretending to camp under the stars on the lonesome prairie. (singing) Oh give Princess Morbucks a home where the buffalo roam, Where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, And the skies are not cloudy all day.

Home, home on the range, Where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, And the skies are not cloudy all day.

(spoken) Aah. Princess Morbucks loves the smell of cattle in the evening. Be quiet, cow! Just look at all those stars. Uh, that is, Princess Morbucks thinks he could see a star between the buildings.

(singing) Where the air is so pure, and the folks are so free, And the breezes are so balmy and light, Princess Morbucks would not exchange my home on the range, For all of the cities so bright.

(spoken) Yep. Sure is peaceful out here.

(singing) Oh give Princess Morbucks a home where the buffalo roam, Where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, (Watch it, buddy!) And the skies are not cloudy all day.

(spoken) Oh no! It's raining!

(singing) Home, home on the range, (That's true!) Where the deer and the antelope play, (Oh, boy!) Where seldom is heard a discouraging word.

(spoken) It's true. It's getting pretty wet. It's time for Princess Morbucks to go inside and get into his nice, warm bed. (singing) Where the skies are not cloudy all day. (snoring)