Character Mix/Waiting at the Church (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Princess Amber (from Sofia the First) as Miss Piggy
 * Baby Gonzo (from Muppet Babies) as Kermit the Frog

Lyrics
(Dressed as a pregnant, jilted bride, Princess Amber takes the stage and sings.)

Princess Amber: I'm in a nice bit of trouble, I confess; Somebody with me has had a game. I should by now be a proud and happy bride, But I've still got to keep my single name. I was proposed to by Obediah Binks In a very gentlemanly way; Lent him all my money so that he could buy a home, And punctually at twelve o'clock to-day… There was I, waiting at the church, Waiting at the church, waiting at the church; When I found he'd left me in the lurch, Lord, how it did upset me!

(She signals for Baby Gonzo . He enters.)

Princess Amber: All at once, he sent me round a note Here's the very note, this is what he wrote…

Baby Gonzo: "Can't get away to marry you today, My wife, won't let me!"

Princess Amber: Very good, Baby Gonzo.

Baby Gonzo: Uh, thank you, but it's just a song, you know, I don't have a wife.

Princess Amber: Mmm-hmm. Not yet.

Baby Gonzo: I don't intend to have one, either.

Princess Amber: Are you ready?!

Baby Gonzo: Uh, yes.

Princess Amber: Ahem!

(They do one more chorus.)

Princess Amber and Baby Gonzo : There was I, waiting at the church, Waiting at the church, waiting at the church.

Princess Amber: When I found he'd left me in the lurch, Lord, how it did upset me!

Baby Gonzo: Woo, hoo.

Princess Amber: All at once, he sent me round a note

Baby Gonzo: Here's the very note...

Princess Amber: ...this is what he wrote…

Princess Amber and Baby Gonzo : "Can't get away to marry you today, My wife, won't let me!"

(Applause.)

Baby Gonzo: Now will you take that silly pillow out from under your dress?

Princess Amber: (aggressively) I like it! ( Baby Gonzo backs away)