Sesame Street nail polish/Climbing Nine Stairs (from Numbers!)

Cast

 * Om Nom Nom! as Grover
 * Big Bird is the Word! as Ernie

Lyrics
Om Nom Nom!: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Oh, look who is coming down the street. It is my good friend, Big Bird is the Word!.

Big Bird is the Word!: Hi there, Om Nom Nom!. How are you doing?

Om Nom Nom!: Oh, I'm just fine, my good friend Big Bird is the Word!. And what are you doing with yourself on this bright and sunny day?

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, actually, Om Nom Nom!. I was just thinking that I would sit outside in the sunshine and read a book.

Om Nom Nom!: Oh, Big Bird is the Word!. That sounds like a splendid thing to do.

Big Bird is the Word!: Yep. It certainly does. There's only one trouble.

Om Nom Nom!: Oh, trouble? What is the trouble?

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, you see, Om Nom Nom!. I forgot to bring a book with me.

Om Nom Nom!: Oh, you do not have a book to read.

Big Bird is the Word!: Mmm mmm.

Om Nom Nom!: Oh, what a shame. Wait, Om Nom Nom! just had an idea. I will tell you what. I will just run up to my room and bring you back a book to read, huh?

Big Bird is the Word!: Gee, that would be really nice, Om Nom Nom!. But that would be a lot of trouble, wouldn't it?

Om Nom Nom!: Oh, no. It would be no trouble at all. All I have to do is run up those cute little stairs right there. Those nine little stairs lead up to my little room, so I would climb up the nine little stairs and bring the book to my good friend, Big Bird is the Word!, and it would be no trouble at all.

Big Bird is the Word!: Gee, Om Nom Nom!. That's very nice of you.

Om Nom Nom!: (spoken) Oh, it is my pleasure. See you in one minute. Well, here I go up the nine cute little stairs. (singing) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. I climbed the stairs one at a time. I am in my room now. I picked up the book now and down I will climb 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. (spoken) (sighs) And here is a nice book for my good friend, Big Bird is the Word!.

Big Bird is the Word!: Gee, Om Nom Nom!, thanks a lot. That's really very nice of you.

Om Nom Nom!: Well, you are welcome. Well, I will see you later.

Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, Om Nom Nom!. There's one little problem.

Om Nom Nom!: A problem? Oh, what is the problem?

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, you see, Om Nom Nom!. The problem is that when I read a book, I sort of like to put the book on a table while I'm reading.

Om Nom Nom!: A table?

Big Bird is the Word!: Mmm hmmm. And somehow, book reading and table has really go together for me.

Om Nom Nom!: A table. Well, a table is no problem. I, Om Nom Nom!, will just climb up the nine cute little steps leading to my room and get you a table. Well, here I go up the nine little stairs. (singing) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. I climbed the stairs one at a time. I am in my room again. I picked up the table and down I will climb (boy, that is heavy) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. (spoken) (sighs) Here you are, Big Bird is the Word!. Here is the table.

Big Bird is the Word!: Gee, thanks, Om Nom Nom!. It's kinda big, but I guess it will do.

Om Nom Nom!: Aahh. I am so glad because I am a little tired now.

Big Bird is the Word!: Uh huh. Well, there is just one more thing, Om Nom Nom!.

Om Nom Nom!: One more thing?

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, I'm afraid so. You see, I said I wanted to sit and read a book. And as you can see, Om Nom Nom!, there's nothing really to sit on. So I could use is a nice, big, comfortable, fluffy armchair.

Om Nom Nom!: A nice, big, comfortable, fluffy armchair?

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, it wouldn't be too much trouble.

Om Nom Nom!: (spoken) (sighs) All right, Big Bird is the Word!. I will go get you the chair. (singing) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. I climbed the stairs one at a time. Here is my room. I picked up the big chair and oh my, down I will climb 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

Big Bird is the Word!: Gee, look at that. A nice big comfortable fluffy armchair. That's really nice of you, Om Nom Nom!.

Om Nom Nom!: (sighs)

Big Bird is the Word!: But you know, I think I've changed my mind.

Om Nom Nom!: Changed your mind?

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, you know, I think instead of reading a book, I'd like to practice playing your nifty set of drums, if you don't mind.

Om Nom Nom!: My nifty set of drums?

Big Bird is the Word!: If you don't mind.

Om Nom Nom!: (spoken) (sighs) Wait there. I will be right back. (singing) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. I climbed the stairs one at a time. Hello, room. I picked up my big drums and oh my, down I will climb 1, 2, 3...whoa! Aaah! ...7, 8, 9. (spoken) Oh, there are the drums, Big Bird is the Word!.

Big Bird is the Word!: Yeah, I can see them lying all over the sidewalk. Are you okay, Om Nom Nom!?

Om Nom Nom!: Oh, I think so.

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, I'm glad because now I got everything I need. You're really a good friend, you know that? Thanks for everything.

Om Nom Nom!: You mean you do not want anything else?

Big Bird is the Word!: Nope. What else could I want? I got everything.

Om Nom Nom!: Oh, Big Bird is the Word!. I am so glad.

Big Bird is the Word!: Uh, oh. Did you hear that, Om Nom Nom!?

Om Nom Nom!: Mmmm hmmm.

Big Bird is the Word!: Thunder. Oh, no, Om Nom Nom!. Look! It's beginning to rain! Gee, that's really too bad! We're gonna have to carry all the stuff back in.

Om Nom Nom!: (groans) Well, I will take the table and chair.

Big Bird is the Word!: Okay, and Om Nom Nom!, can you take the drums? I'm carrying the book.

Om Nom Nom!: (groans)