Grease nail polish/The Bath Story (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert
 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie

Transcript
(cut to: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be 's bathroom. The bathroom is dominated by an enormous white bathtub, with bubbles spilling over. Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! is in the tub, scrubbing himself.)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: HEY, MEET A BOY CUTE AS CAN BE! Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be! Can you bring me a bar of soap?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (offscreen) Yeah. Yeah.

( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be enters.)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Just toss it into ol' Rosie, here!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: The soap. Just toss it into Rosie here.

( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be looks around.)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Who's Rosie?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: My bathtub. I call my bathtub... Rosie.

( Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! continues scrubbing himself and humming. Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be does a quick take to the camera.)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. Why do you call your bathtub Rosie?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: What's that?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I said, why do you call your bathtub Rosie?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Because every time I take a bath, I leave a ring around Rosie!

( Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! laughs, and continues scrubbing.)