Quotes From Animaniacs/South Park

A list of quotes from Animaniacs/South Park.

Did you say the f word
Mr. Director: Okay, maniac, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Clyde raises his hand] Yes, Clyde?

Hamton J. Pig: Twelve?

Mr. Director: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

Wakko: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.

Pesto: [mocking Kyle in high-pitched, gibberish voice]

Wakko: Shut up, fat bird!

Pesto: Hey! Don't call me fat, ya fucking Jew!

Mr. Director: Pesto! Did you just say the F-word?

Pesto: Jew?

Wakko: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass.

Mr. Director: Kyle!

Pesto: Why the fuck not?

Mr. Director: Eric!

Yakko: Dude, you just said fuck again!

Mr. Director: Yakko!

Buttons: [muffled] Fuck.

Mr. Director: Buttons!

Pesto: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck!

Mr. Director: How would you like to go the principal's office?

Pesto: How would you like to suck my balls?

[everyone gasps]

Mr. Director: [enraged] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!

Pesto: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a megaphone] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

[Garrison stands rooted to the spot, frozen with fury]

Pesto: Holy shit, dude.