Crossover Universe/Thomas and Friends Season 2

Crossover Universe/Thomas and Friends Season 2 is Pikachufreak's idea featuring all Season 2 episodes told by George Carlin.

Cast

 * Ash Ketchum (from Pokemon) as Thomas
 * Winnie The Pooh (from The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh) as Edward
 * Shaggy Rogers (from Scooby-Doo) as Henry
 * Prohyas Warrior (from Mighty Magiswords) as Gordon
 * Al Smith (from Hoop-a-Joop) as James
 * Dexter (from Dexter's Laboratory) as Percy
 * Tai Kamiya (from Digimon) as Toby
 * Mitchie O'Hara and Amethyst Giger (both from Accidentally Adventures and Stereotypes) as Annie and Clarabel
 * Zoey Hanson (form Mew Mew Power) as Henrietta
 * Earthworm Jim (from Earthworm Jim) as Terence
 * Sonic The Hedgehog (from Sonic X) as Bertie
 * Lexi Bunny (from Loonatics Unleashed) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Beedrill and Flowers as Troublesome Trucks and Coaches
 * Kevin Keene (from Captain N: The Game Master) as Duck
 * Mordecai and Rigby (from Regular Show) as Donald and Douglas
 * Chip and Dale (from Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers) as Bill and Ben
 * King Bowser Koopa (from Tetris Attack) as Diesel
 * Meilin Rae (from Cardcaptors) as Daisy
 * Jason Lee Scott (from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers) as BoCo
 * Turbo (from Turbo FAST) as Trevor
 * Launchpad McQuack (from Darkwing Duck) as Harold

Episodes

 * 1) Double Trouble
 * 2) A Miltank On The Line
 * 3) Sonic's Chase
 * 4) Saved From Scrap
 * 5) Old Iron
 * 6) A New Friend For Ash
 * 7) Dexter and The Traffic Light
 * 8) Kevin Takes Charge
 * 9) Dexter Proves A Point
 * 10) The Runaway
 * 11) Dexter Takes The Plunge
 * 12) Pop Goes The Koopa
 * 13) Bowser's Devious Deed
 * 14) A Close Shave For Kevin
 * 15) Better Late Than Never
 * 16) Mordecai and Rigby
 * 17) The Deputation
 * 18) Ash Comes To Breakfast
 * 19) Meilin Rae
 * 20) Dexter's Predicament
 * 21) The Rangersel
 * 22) Wrong Road
 * 23) Pooh's Exploit
 * 24) Dexter's Ghostly Trick
 * 25) Woolly Bear
 * 26) Ash and The Missing Christmas Tree

Double Trouble

 * George Carlin: It was a beautiful morning on the land of Cartoons. Ash Ketchum's smart clothes sparkled in the sunshine, as he walked happily along his path with Fauna and Lana. He was feeling very pleased with himself.
 * Dexter: Hello, Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whistled Dexter.
 * Dexter: You look splendid.
 * Ash: Yes indeed.
 * George Carlin: Boasted Ash.
 * Ash: Blue is the only proper color for a trainer.
 * Tai: Oh, I don't know. I like my brown paint.
 * George Carlin: Said Tai.
 * Dexter: I've always been green. I wouldn't want to be any other color either.
 * George Carlin: Added Dexter.
 * Ash: Well, well, anyway.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Ash.
 * Ash: Blue is the only color for a really useful trainer. Anyone knows that.
 * George Carlin: Dexter said no more. He just grinned at Tai. Later, Ash was resting when Dexter arrived. A large hopper was loading his Beedrill full of coal. Ash was still being cheeky.
 * Ash: Careful.
 * George Carlin: He warned.
 * Ash: Watch out with those silly Beedrill.
 * Beedrill: Go on, go on!
 * George Carlin: Muttered the Beedrill.
 * Ash: And by the way.
 * George Carlin: Went on Ash.
 * Ash: Those buffers don't look really safe to me.
 * George Carlin: The last load poured down.
 * Ash: Help, help!
 * George Carlin: Cried Ash.
 * Ash: Get me out!
 * George Carlin: Dexter was worried, but he couldn't help laughing. Ash's smart clothes was covered in coal dust from smokebox to bunker.
 * Dexter: Ha, ha!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Dexter.
 * Dexter: You don't look really useful now, Ash. You look really disgraceful.
 * Ash: I'm not disgraceful.
 * George Carlin: Choked Ash.
 * Ash: You did that on purpose. Get me out!
 * George Carlin: It took so long to clean Ash that he wasn't it time for his next train. Tai had to take Mitchie and Amethyst.
 * Mitchie: Poor Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Mitchie to Amethyst. They were most upset. Ash was grumpy in the shed that night. Tai thought it made a great joke, but Dexter was cross with Ash for thinking he had made his paint dirty on purpose.
 * Dexter: Fancy a really useful blue trainer like Ash becoming a disgrace to Lexi Bunny's railway.
 * George Carlin: Next day, Ash was feeling more cheerful, as he watch Dexter bring his Beedrill from the junction. The Beedrill were heavy and Dexter was tired.
 * Driver: Have a drink.
 * George Carlin: Said his driver.
 * Driver: Then you'll feel better.
 * George Carlin: The water column stood at the end of the siding with the unsafe buffers. Suddenly, Dexter found that he couldn't stop. The buffers didn't stop him either.
 * Dexter: Ooh!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Dexter.
 * Dexter: Help!
 * (Dexter falls into the deep coal)
 * George Carlin: The buffers were broken and Dexter was wheel deep in coal. It was time for Ash to leave. He had seen everything.
 * Ash: Now Dexter has learned his lesson too.
 * George Carlin: He chuckled to himself. That night, the two characters made up their quarrel.
 * Dexter: I didn't cause your accident on purpose, Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Dexter.
 * Dexter: You do know that, don't you?
 * Ash: Of course.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ash.
 * Ash: And I'm sorry I teased you. Your green paint look splendid again too. In future, we're both be more careful of coal.

A Miltank On The Line

 * George Carlin: Pooh Bear was getting old. His bearings were worn, and he clanked as he puffed along. He was taking empty Beedrill to a market town. The sun shone, birds sang, but Pooh was heading for trouble.
 * Pooh: Come on! Come on!
 * George Carlin: He puffed.
 * Beedrill: Oh! Oh!
 * George Carlin: Screamed the Beedrill. Pooh puffed and clanked, the Beedrill rattled and screamed. Some Miltank were grazing near by. They were not used to trains. The noise and smoke disturbed them. As Peter clanked by, they broke through the fence and ran across the line. A coupling was broken and some Beedrill were left behind.
 * (Miltank mooing)
 * George Carlin: Pooh felt a jerk, but didn't take much notice. He was used to Beedrill.
 * Pooh: Bother those Beedrill!
 * George Carlin: He thought.
 * Pooh: Why can't they come quietly?
 * George Carlin: He was at the next station before either he or his driver realized what had happened. When Prohyas and Shaggy heard about the accident, they laughed and boasted.
 * Prohyas: Fancy allowing Beedrill to break your train! They wouldn't dare do that to us. We'd show them!
 * George Carlin: Old Tai was cross.
 * Tai: You couldn't help it, Pooh Bear. They've never met Miltank. I have, and I know the trouble they are.
 * George Carlin: Some days later, Prohyas rushed through Peter's Station.
 * Prohyas: Boop boop! Mind the Miltank! Hurry, hurry!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Prohyas.
 * Pets: Don't make such a fuss! Don't make such a fuss!
 * George Carlin: Grumbled his pets. A long stretch a line lay ahead. In the distance was a bridge. It seemed to Scott that there was something on the bridge. His driver thought so too.
 * Prohyas's Driver: Whoa, Prohyas!
 * George Carlin: He said, and shut off steam.
 * Prohyas: Pooh!
 * George Carlin: Said Prohyas.
 * Prohyas: It's only a Miltank! Shooh! Shooh!
 * George Carlin: He moved slowly on to the bridge, but the Miltank wouldn't "Shooh"! She had lost her calf, and felt lonely.
 * Miltank: Mooooh!
 * George Carlin: She said sadly. Everyone tried to send her away, but she wouldn't go. Shaggy arrived.
 * Shaggy: What's this? A Miltank? I'll soon settle her. Be off! Be off!
 * Miltank: Mooooh!
 * George Carlin: Said the Miltank. Shaggy backed away nervously.
 * Shaggy: I don't want to hurt her.
 * George Carlin: At the next station, Shaggy's Conductor told them about the cow, and warned the signalman that the line was blocked.
 * Porter: That must be Bluebell.
 * George Carlin: Said a porter.
 * Porter: Her calf is here, looking for her mother. Dexter will take her along.
 * George Carlin: At the bridge, Bluebell was very pleased to her calf again, and the porter led them away.
 * Shaggy: Not a word.
 * Prohyas: Keep it secret.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Prohyas and Shaggy to each other. They felt rather silly, but the story soon spread.
 * Pooh: Well, well, well!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Pooh.
 * Pooh: Two big characters afraid of a Miltank.
 * Prohyas: Afraid? Rubbish.
 * George Carlin: Said Prohyas.
 * Prohyas: We didn't want the poor thing to hurt herself by running up against us. We stopped so as not to excite her. You see what mean, my dear Pooh.
 * Pooh: Yes, Prohyas.
 * George Carlin: Said Pooh. Prohyas felt somehow that Pooh "saw" only too well.

Sonic's Chase

 * George Carlin: One morning, Pooh Bear was waiting to pick up passengers from Ash Ketchum.
 * Pooh: Peep peep! We're late! Where is Ash? He doesn't usually make us wait.
 * Fireman: Oh dear, what can the matter be?
 * George Carlin: Sang the fireman.
 * Fireman: Johnny's so longer...
 * Driver: Never you mind about Johnny.
 * George Carlin: Laughed the driver.
 * Driver: Just you climb on the cab and look for Ash. Can you see him?
 * Fireman: No.
 * George Carlin: Replied the fireman.
 * Fireman: There's Sonic the Hedgehog in the tarrying hurry. No need to bother with him though. Likely, he's on the coach tour of something.
 * George Carlin: He clambered down.
 * Sonic: Stop, stop! I've got Ash's passengers!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Sonic, roaring up to the gates. It was no good. Pooh was gone.
 * Sonic: Bother.
 * George Carlin: Said Sonic.
 * Sonic: Bother Ash's fireman not coming to work today. Why did I promise to help the visitors catch the train?
 * Driver: That will do, Sonic.
 * George Carlin: Said his driver.
 * Driver: A promise is a promise and we must keep it.
 * Sonic: I'll catch Pooh Bear or bust.
 * George Carlin: Said Sonic.
 * Sonic: Oh, my gears and axles!
 * George Carlin: He groaned, toiling up the hill.
 * Sonic: I'll never be the same hedgehog again. Hooray, hooray! I see him!
 * George Carlin: Cheered Sonic as he reached the top.
 * Sonic: Oh, no! Pooh's at the station! No, he stopped at the crossing. Hooray, hooray!
 * George Carlin: Sonic toured down the hill.
 * Passengers: Well done, Sonic!
 * George Carlin: Shouted his passengers.
 * Passengers: Go it!
 * George Carlin: Sonic skitted into the yard.
 * Sonic: Wait, wait!
 * George Carlin: Cried Sonic. He was just in time to see Pooh puffed away.
 * Sonic: I'm sorry.
 * George Carlin: Said Sonic.
 * Passengers: Never mind.
 * George Carlin: Said the passengers.
 * Passengers: After him quickly. Third time lucky you know. Do you think we'll catch 'em at the next station, driver?
 * Driver: There's a good chance.
 * George Carlin: Replied his driver.
 * Driver: Our road keeps close to the line and we can climb hills better than Pooh. I'll just make sure.
 * George Carlin: He spoke to the stationmaster. Sonic and the passengers waited impatiently.
 * Driver: Yes! We'll do it this time.
 * George Carlin: Said the driver.
 * Passengers: Hooray!
 * George Carlin: Called the passengers, as Sonic chased after Pooh once more.
 * Pets: This hill is too steep, this hill is too steep!
 * George Carlin: Grumbled the pets as Pooh snorted in front. They reach the top at last and ran smoothly into the station.
 * Pooh: Peep!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Pooh.
 * Pooh: Get in quickly please.
 * George Carlin: The conductor blew the whistle and Pooh's driver looked back. But the flag didn't wave, Then he heard Sonic. Everything seem to happy at once, and the stationmaster told the conductor and driver what had happened.
 * Pooh: I'm sorry about the chase, Sonic.
 * George Carlin: Said Pooh.
 * Sonic: My fault.
 * George Carlin: Replied Sonic.
 * Sonic: Late at junction. You didn't know about Ash's passengers.
 * Pooh: Peep peep! Goodbye, Sonic! We're off!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Pooh.
 * Passengers: Three cheers for Sonic!
 * George Carlin: Called the passengers. Sonic raced back to tell Ash that all was well.
 * Ash: Thank you, Sonic, for keeping your promise.
 * George Carlin: Said Ash.
 * Ash: You're a very good friend indeed.