Brandonmcabee's Rants Secret Mountain Fort Awesome

Secret Mountain Fort Awesome. Is this my favorite show? No, it doesn't! More like Pathetic Mountain Fort Awful. Oh my god, this show sucks! This show is a huge ripoff of Uncle Grandpa. Festro and his gang is going on for the failure adventures.

Festro is purple with green eyes, two large tusks and 2 smaller fungs in between. It's brash, it's crude, it's selfish and it's inconsiderate! Fart is so disgusting. They constanly clash, despite being good bros. It's bad bros, you farted jerk. Dingle was so stupid which is a ripoff of Tazmanian Devil from Looney Tunes. It's so horrid! And even Slog, well, no one gives a crap about him. Not even 2, 4, 6, 8, 12, 24, 66, 99, hundred, thousand, million or trillion either. Not even a billion!

The animation is so disgusting and weird, The theme song was making the ears bleed, The music was so filthy, The characters are so ugly, The background is so catchy and the casts, writers, directors and voice actors are so imperfect. Thank god, the show got cancelled in March 29, 2012, and Thank god, it got taken off the air.

Do you know who loves this show? Caillou. He really want to watch a TV called "Secret Mountain Fort Awesome". But I can't, because he's on PBS Kids, not Cartoon Network. Do you know who hates this show? People of earth. They destroyed Secret Mountain Fort Awesome casts and got banned for this show forever.

So Secret Mountain Fort Awesome sucks. Uncle Grandpa is over 9,999 times better than Secret Mountain Fort Awesome. End of Rant.