Sonic & The Guard/Sonic & The Conductor

Mario and the Guard, retitled Mario and the Conductor for American audiences, is the eleventh episode of Mario the Red Plumber and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Thomas and the Guard/Thomas and the Conductor.

Cast

 * Mario (from Mario) as Thomas
 * Wallace (from Wallace and Gromit) as Henry
 * Baby Peach (from Mario) as Annie
 * Baby Daisy (from Mario) as Clarabel
 * Pluto (from Mickey Mouse) as Bertie (cameo)
 * Mr. Garrison (from South Park) as Sir Topham Hatt (mentioned)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Mario the Red Plumber is very proud of his route. He thinks it's the most important part of TV Land. His two baby princesses, Baby Peach and Baby Daisy agree with him.

Baby Peach can only take passengers, but Baby Daisy can take passengers, luggage and the guard. They are both old need new clothes, but Mario loves them very much.

As they run backwards and forwards along the path, they sing songs to each other. When Mario starts from a station, he sings,"

Mario: "Oh, come along, we're rather late, oh, come along, we're rather late."

Narrator: "And the baby princesses sing,"

Baby Peach and Baby Daisy: "We're coming along, we're coming along."

Narrator: "They don't mind what Mario sings to them because they know he is trying to please Mr. Garrison. And they know too that if Mario is cross, he's not cross with them.

One day, they had to wait for Wallace's passengers, which made Mario very cross."

Mario: "How can I run my route properly if Wallace is always late? He doesn't realize that Mr. Garrison depends on me."

Narrator: "Mario whistled impatiently. He wanted to leave, but he had to wait for Wallace's passengers.

At last, Wallace came."

Mario: "Where have been lazybones?"

Narrator: "Asked Mario."

Wallace: "Oh dear, my body is out of order. No one understands my case. You don't know what I suffer."

Narrator: "Moaned Wallace."

Mario: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Said Mario."

Mario: "You're too fat! You need exercise!"

Narrator: "The guard blew his whistle, and Mario started so quickly that he left him behind. The guard waved his red flag to stop Mario, but he was well on his way hurrying out of the station."

Mario: "Come along, come along."

Narrator: "Puffed Mario. But Baby Daisy didn't want to come."

Baby Daisy: "I've lost my nice guard, I've lost my nice guard."

Narrator: "She sobbed.

Baby Peach tried to tell Mario what had happened."

Baby Peach: "We haven't a guard, we haven't a guard!"

Narrator: "But he was hurrying and wouldn't listen. Baby Peach and Baby Daisy tried to stop, but they couldn't without the guard."

Baby Peach and Baby Daisy: "Where is our guard? Where is our guard?"

Narrator: "They cried. But Mario didn't stop till they came to a signal."

Mario: "Bother that signal!"

Narrator: "Said Mario."

Mario: "What's the matter?"

Mario's Driver: "I don't know."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Mario's Driver: "The guard will tell us in a minute."

Narrator: "They waited and waited, but the guard didn't come."

Mario: "Peep, peep, peep! Where is the guard?"

Narrator: "Whistled Mario."

Baby Peach and Baby Daisy: "We've left him behind."

Narrator: "Sobbed Baby Peach and Baby Daisy together.

Everyone looked, and there was the guard running as fast as he could along the path with his flags in one hand and his whistle in the other. He was very hot. So he had a drink, and told them all about it."

Mario: "I'm very sorry, Mr. Guard."

Narrator: "Said Mario."

Guard: "It wasn't your fault, Mario."

Narrator: "He replied."

Guard: "Look, the signal is down. We can go. Let's make up for lost time."

Narrator: "Baby Peach and Baby Daisy were so pleased to have their guard again that they sang,"

Baby Peach and Baby Daisy: "As fast as you like, as fast as you like."

Narrator: "To Mario all the way.

They reached the end of the route quicker than ever before."