SpongeBob and Friends: Weasel

Weasel is a sixth episode of Spongebob and Friends.

Cast

 * Mr. Fussy (The Mr. Men Show) as Duck
 * Mr. Bump (The Mr. Men Show) as Oliver
 * The Creator as Duck's Crew
 * Weasel (Garfield) as Bulgy
 * Various Hens as themselves
 * Various Passengers as themselves
 * The Magic School Bus as Bertie
 * George Carlin as the Narrator

Transcript

 * George Carlin: It was a special holiday on ToonTown. The Magic School Bus was working harder than ever before. All the characters were busy, too. Mr. Fussy was waiting for his next journey. Near him stood a weasel, but he didn't look friendly like the Magic School Bus. The weasel growled as he gazed at the happy passengers.
 * Weasel: Stupid nonsense!
 * George Carlin: He grumbled.
 * Weasel: I wouldn't have brought them if I'd known. I'd have had an injury or something.
 * Mr. Fussy: I'm glad you didn't.
 * George Carlin: Smiled Mr. Fussy.
 * Mr. Fussy: You'd have spoiled their fun.
 * Weasel: Bah. Enjoyment is all you characters live for. One day, ToonTown will be ripped up!
 * George Carlin: Mr. Fussy felt shocked at such an idea.
 * Mr. Fussy: We have a friend called the Magic School Bus, and he's a School Bus, but he likes ToonTown. Sometimes he teases us about it, but he'd never want to see it ripped up.
 * Weasel: Heh.
 * George Carlin: Growled the weasel.
 * Weasel: I know the Magic School Bus. He's too small in size to be of any use.
 * George Carlin: Mr. Fussy took no notice.
 * Mr. Fussy: That weasel is silly.
 * George Carlin: He thought, as he steamed away. At the junction, Mr. Fussy told Mr. Bump all about him.
 * Mr. Bump: I call him Weasel!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Mr. Bump, and then he puffed happily away. But that afternoon, when the two characters met again, Mr. Bump was no longer laughing.
 * Mr. Bump: Weasel's friend has come.
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Mr. Bump: He's rude, too! He's taking Weasel's passengers home, and leaving Weasel free to steal ours.
 * Mr. Fussy: But he can't!
 * George Carlin: Objected Mr. Fussy.
 * Mr. Bump: Weasel says he can get them to the Farm before us.
 * Mr. Fussy: Rubbish!
 * George Carlin: Replied Mr. Fussy.
 * Mr. Fussy: It's much farther by road.
 * Mr. Bump: Yeah,
 * George Carlin: Continued Mr. Bump.
 * Mr. Bump: But Weasel says he knows a shortcut!
 * George Carlin: That evening, the characters were preparing for the homeward rush.
 * Mr. Fussy: Where are the passengers?
 * George Carlin: They wondered.
 * Mr. Bump: Look!
 * George Carlin: Shrilled Mr. Bump.
 * Simba: Look at Weasel! He's a mean, weasel deciever!
 * George Carlin: Weasel was wearing a large sign, saying, 'ToonTown Weasel'.
 * Weasel: Yeah, boo, snubs!
 * George Carlin: He jeered, as he roared away.
 * Mr. Fussy: Come on,
 * George Carlin: Puffed Mr. Fussy to his squeeze toy aliens,
 * Mr. Fussy: Let's see what he's up to!
 * George Carlin: Mr. Fussy wanted to get back at Weasel, but he wasn't sure how. Then, in the distance, Mr. Fussy saw a red flag. That meant 'Danger'. The line here crosses a narrow road, and there was Weasel, wedged firmly under the bridge.
 * Mr. Fussy: So this was his shortcut!
 * George Carlin: Chucked Mr. Fussy.
 * Passengers: He tricked us!
 * George Carlin: Shouted Weasel's passengers.
 * Passengers: He said he was an TownToon Weasel, but he wouldn't accept our return tickets! He wanted us to think TownToon was no good!
 * George Carlin: Mr. Fussy's creator examined the bridge.
 * Mr. Fussy's Creator: It's risky, but we must help the passengers.
 * Mr. Fussy: Passengers are urgent.
 * George Carlin: Agreed Mr. Fussy. Mr. Fussy slowly and carefully set off across the bridge. Weasel wailed as he felt the bridge quiver.
 * Weasel: Ohhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhh! Stop!
 * George Carlin: He shouted.
 * Weasel: It might fall on me!
 * Mr. Fussy: That would serve you right for telling lies.
 * George Carlin: Said Mr. Fussy, but the bridge didn't collapse. Mr. Fussy made good time, and all the passengers caught their rides. The bridge is now mended, but not unfortunately, Weasel and his ways. He never learned sense. He's a henhouse now, and his lies can do no harm. The hens never listen to them, anyway.