Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy

Based on the Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Movies and all those Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Series, Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd n Eddy is a series featuring George Carlin and Alec Baldwin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have 2 Thomas stories. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-6 can be used. No stories from Season 7-present allowed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play
 * 2) Bowled Out

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (The Ed-Touchables)
 * 2) Edward Helps Out (Nagged to an Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon Takes A Dip [told by George Carlin] (The Luck of the Ed)
 * 2) Thomas & The Rumors [told by Alec Baldwin] (Ed...Pass it on)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Takes The Plunge (Pop Goes the Ed)
 * 2) James In A Mess (Over your Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (Fa-la-la-la-Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (Cry Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Everyone's in such a holiday spirit. I'd say a summer Christmas is just what this Cul-De-Sac needs.


 * Johnny: Have they got Christmas on the Island Of Sodor, Mr. Conductor?


 * Mr. Conductor: Of Course. Let me tell you a story about Christmas on Sodor right now. (Blows whistle and "Thomas' Christmas Party" Begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty and the Boulder [told by Alec Baldwin] (It Came From Outer Ed)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue [told by George Carlin] (3 Squares and an Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick [told by George Carlin] (An Ed in The Bush)
 * 2) Stepney Gets Lost [told by Alec Baldwin] (See No Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Fish (A Glass of Warm Ed)
 * 2) Whistles And Sneezes (Flea Bitten Ed)

Quotes

 * Ed: Guys help me!


 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy's just joking. But with an appetite like that, You could've very well eaten the train of fish Duck crashed into on Sodor.


 * Eddy: A duck ran into a train? Now I've heard everything.


 * Edd: I think Duck is the name of an engine.


 * Mr. Conductor: Exactly. I'll tell you guys all about him (Blows whistle and "Fish" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel Does It Again
 * 2) Thomas Gets Bumped

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Snow
 * 2) Jack Frost

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James & The Trouble With Trees
 * 2) The World's Strongest Engine

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday [told by Alec Baldwin] (Home Cooked Ed)
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up [told by George Carlin] (Rambling Ed)

Quotes

 * Ed: I'm a cowboy! Bang Bang!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi Rolf. Everything going fine with the Eds?
 * Rolf: A Burden has been placed on Rolf.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sometimes it takes time to get used to having new company around. Take the story of Oliver-
 * Rolf: A Store of Olives? No thank you. I am not hungry.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, I mean the story of Oliver The Great Western Engine, when he was still new to The Island Of Sodor. Well, You can't take it unless I give it to you. Right? (Blows whistle and "Oliver Owns Up" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Ed)
 * 2) Gordon And The Famous Visitor (Ready, Set...Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy And The Mail Train
 * 2) Rock 'n' Roll

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby's Discovery
 * 2) Haunted Henry

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal [told by George Carlin]
 * 2) Edward the Really Useful Engine [told by Alec Baldwin]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise
 * 2) Peter Sam And The Refreshment Lady

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Diseasel (I Am Curious Ed)
 * 2) Donald's Duck (No Speak Da Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy, James & The Fruitful Day (Who, What, Where, Ed)
 * 2) Henry's Forest (Keeping Up With The Eds)

Quotes
Quote 1
 * Edd: That'll take weeks.


 * Eddy: Not with what I got. C'mon Frankenstein


 * Mr. Conductor: What's the matter, Edd?


 * Edd: I can see right now that whatever Eddy has planned will make matters worse.


 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't doubt just yet. Perhaps Eddy will surprise you and everything will pan out. After all, Didn't they work out for Henry and his forest?


 * Edd: Henry's forest? I've no memory of that.

Quote 2 Quote 3
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I never told you the story about Henry and his forest? How sad. (Blows whistle and "Henry's Forest" begins)
 * Thomas: We can't mend broken trees.
 * (Suddenly the screen filled up with steam, returning us to Edd's backyard)
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, Why have you stopped? What's to become of the forest?
 * Mr. Conductor: It'll have to wait. You and I should carry on and repair the backyard.
 * Edd: Right-o.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Shall we get to work?
 * Ed: Sarah's fine.
 * Edd: Well, This story's rapping up quite nicely. Speaking of which, Mr. Conductor, What about Henry?
 * Mr. Conductor: Goodness Gracious Me! I almost forgot.
 * Ed: What happened to him?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, His forest is what happened.
 * Eddy: Go ahead and tell. I've got jawbreakers to buy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very Well, Eddy. Now where was I? Oh, Yes. Henry's Forest (Blows whistle and continues "Henry's Forest")

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Busy Going Backwards [told by Alec Baldwin] (Gimme Gimme Never Ed)
 * 2) Heroes [told by George Carlin] (My Fair Ed)

Quotes

 * Johnny: Plank Says, "You Need a breathmint, Eddy"


 * Mr. Conductor: You know Johnny, This next ride could take a while for Edd to build. How would you and Plank like to hear about a ride Toad went for on the Island of Sodor?


 * Johnny: A Toad went on a ride? Far out!


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it isn't A Toad, but a Brake Van named Toad (Blows Whistle and "Busy Going backwards" Begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Funnel (Button Yer Ed)
 * 2) All at Sea (Avast Ye Eds)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy And The Haunted Mine [told by Alec Baldwin] (Honor Thy Ed)
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing [told by George Carlin] (Scrambled Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes To Breakfast [told by George Carlin] (Rent A Ed)
 * 2) Dunkin' Duncan [told by Alec Baldwin] (Shoo Ed)