Girls vs. Aliens: The Girls ROCK!/Transcript

Paige on the One
Miss Applesauce: Just remember, the most important thing about sugar butter cocoa cookies is to fold your batter. Too much arm turnin'll make your cookies tougher than a lump of coal.

Jackie: Come on, Paige. You're supposed to help me find a drummer for my band.

Paige: Hmmmm? I guess I COULD fold a little faster!

(pots and pans clattering)

Jackie: Most people don't know how hard it is to find someone who could use both hands the way a drummer does.

Paige: I'll bet! (splat)

Paige: (squee)

Jackie: Now, it's important that our banner would look awesome. So feel free to use as much glitter as you want. A drummer can't just be anybody.

Paige: Oh! Of course not! (bangs on the glitter jar)

Jackie: They need to have the right instincts, you know?

Paige: Totally! (continues drumming)

Jackie: It's gotta be someone with a lot of.....

(sproing!)

Jackie: energy.

Paige: Absolutely! (stirs glass) (drums on lunch tray)

Jackie: I mean a lot. Energy, enthusiasm......

Ivy: Jackie, isn't Paige EXACTLY the kind of person?

(plates and trays clattering)

Zara: Paige!

Paige: (stops drumming) Whaaaaaat? (resumes drumming with silverware)

Jackie: They have to be able to carry the whole band on their shoulders!

Paige: (still drumming with silverware)

Jackie: Ugh! Paige!

Shannon: We've got to find an outlet for all that energy!

Paige, (now with purple and blue hair and wearing a bone shirt with a skeleton on it): (wild, fast drumming)

Shannon: (exclaims)

Ivy: Whoa!

Jackie: Cool!

Paige: (cymbals crash) (pants)

Shannon: What made you put Paige on the drums?

Jackie: I don't know. She has a sense for those things.

Band Plays On!!!!
[The Screech Girls]

Jackie (singing death-metalish and fast): So close, no matter how far

Couldn't be much farther from the heart

Come on, take a ride on my barr

Cause The Screech Girls are ROCKING YOUR CAR!!!!!!!!

Paige: (wild, fast and blasting drum solo)

Jackie (still singing death metal and fast): Never opened myself this way

Life is ours, we live it our way

Come on, enjoying the day

Cause our band is PLAYING EVERY DAY!!!!!!

Paige: (cymbals crash repeatedly)

(song stops)

Jackie: Woah. We sound great!

Brooke: Hey, ya rockstars! You wanna help with my cock-a-doodle-doo project?

(a rooster crows in the background)

Paige: (exclaims in enthusiasm) Oooooooooh. I love roosters!

Ivy: Uh. Thanks! But... No thanks.

Brooke: Oh! OK! I'll see YA sooooon!

Paige: Hey ya! Deborah! Over heeeeeere!

(blinking sound effect, as Paige blinks her eyes)

Deborah: What is it, Paigey-poo?

Paige: You like our band? I am, all teh way!

(big, long boing sound effect plays as Paige does a take from Deborah)

Deborah: Oh. I don't like it. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!!!!!!

(kids cheer and laugh)

Ivy: Wow! I didn't know the whole school would be here!

Shannon: They'll be excitement, if I do say so myself.

Paige: Wait! It smells like cake!

Zara: It does? (sniff sniff)

Paige: Eeeee-yup! AND! I used frosting, instead of paste!

Ivy: Uh, Shannon? You've got something, uh....

Shannon: Did I get it?

Ivy: Heh-heh, not exactly.

Principal Mimilecktra: Good afternoon, my students. I just wanted to tell you all how pleased I am that so many of you are going to participate in the Marlin Middle School Talent Show, featuring the special band, The Screech Girls!

Paige: Hey! That's us!

(jumps as the boing sound effect Paige's signature one is playing)

Harriet: UGH! I am NEVER going to LIVE, THAT, DREAM!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Shannon: Hmmmm. You were pretty bad at the Fall Film Festival!

Paige: And TUR-RIED to turn everybody into teenage zombies for your own personal army!

Ivy: OK, Harriet. You have US. And we've forgiven you for your past shenaniganes.

Jackie: To be honest, I'd say the whole experience brought everyone at Marlin Middle School closer than ever before. Now, girls, let's ROCK THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!! Hit it, Paige!

Paige: (clicking drumsticks enthusiastically): One, two, three, four!

Jackie: (Plays her lightning guitar fast and painful)

Jackie: (Singign death-metallish and fast): End of passion play, crumbled away

I'm your source of SELF-DESCTRUCTION!!!!!

Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear

Leading on your DEATH CONSTRUCTION!!!!!

Taste me more to see

More is all you need

Dedicated to

How I'm KILLING YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paige: (plays drums fast, hard, and wild enthusiastically)

Jackie: (still sings death-metallish and fast): Life, it seems, will fade away

Drifting further every day

Getting lost within myself

Nothing matters, NO ONE ELSE!!!!!

Taste me more to see

More is all you need

Dedicated to

How I'm KILLING YOU!!!!

Taste me more to see

More is all you need

Dedicated to

How I'm............KILLING YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

Paige: (drums fast and wild, cymbal crashes repeatedly)

(song ends)

(kids cheer and clap)

Paige: Thank you, MARLIN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!!!!! (claps enthusiastically)

Kids: We love you too, Paige!

Ivy: (laughs) I still can't believe that what happens is all thanks to Jackie! It's all in the wrist!

Shannon: I just wondered why it happened.

Jackie: Thanks, guys! It makes my band totally awesome!

Ivy: You're a good band-leader, Jackster!

Sam: Wait a minute! I heard your band playing!

Paige: That's right, Sam! Our band is rockin' and rollin' to the highway to heaven! (laughs)

Jackie: Whoa! We're halfway through lunch-time! What do you say we do "Enter My Grave And Die"?

Ivy: Um, sure! I guess we COULD do that.

(Ivy then plays keyboard riff)

(Meanwhile, at the show)

Principal Mimilecktra: Next up, the Screech Girls!

Brooke: (holds pom-poms up) GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SCREECH GIRLS!!!!!!! KNOCK 'EM DEAD!!! (whistles happily)

Harriet: Well, I'll be there just to watch.

Jackie: Hit it, Paige!

Paige: (clicks her drumsticks enthusiastically): Ichi, ni, san, shi! (drums crazily and fastest)

Jackie: First you see me, now you don't

Then you see me shredding my boat

But the best things afloat

Is the band and we're ROCKIN' IT ROAT!!!!!!

Halls of justice painting green

Now an empty shell, I'M REALLY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Paige: (continues drumming fast, wild, crazy, and silly)

Jackie: Sleep and dream of this

Death angel's kiss

Brings final bliss

Don't BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!

Halls of justice painting green

Now an empty shell, I'M REALLY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paige: (drums fast, crazy, and wild, and cymbals crash repeatedly)

(song ends)

(people clapping)

Paige: THANK YOU, MARLIN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU, ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (She air kisses the audience, then she twirls her drumsticks)

'''Audience: Whoo-hoo! Go Paige, Go Paige, Go Paige!''' Jackie, love your guitar shredding! Nice riff, Ivy! Good work, Shannon!

Jackie: Whoa! Our band LOVES US!

Principal Mimilecktra: And the winner is...................

(The girls gasp)

The Screech Girls!

Girls: Yes! We did it!

'''Jackie: This is great! My band is the best! And it's all for our hard work practicing!'''

Shannon: That's nice, Jackie.

Paige: (to the audience): We just started a band, and we won the talent show! I was the drummer! And I enjoyed my solos during the show! I love you all, who just enjoyed the show! And I'll see you guys next time! (kisses the TV screen)

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