Pizza Angel (Jimmyandfriends's Style)

Pizza Angel is a Silly Song from Minnesota Lockwood and the Search for Samson's Hairbrush

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog (Muppets) as Larry the Cucumber
 * SpongeBob SquarePants as Jimmy Gourd as the deliverer
 * Patsy, Nina and Gretchen (Camp Lazlo) as The Peas as pizza angels

Lyrics

 * Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Kermit. The part of the show when Kermit comes out & sings a silly song.
 * Kermit: Got the munchies on that fateful night, around 8:00. So I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn't right, because I waited for hours. No pizza. (music begins) I set the table with a paper plate. How would I know that it'd be late? It's taken so long, where could it be? Had a thirty minute guarantee! (chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees! You're my number one pie from Sicily! Did it get lost? Did they just forget? Should I have ordered on the internet? Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure. I think my soda's room temperature! (chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! (Patsy, Nina and Gretchen come in)
 * Patsy, Nina and Gretchen: (singing) Come to me!
 * Kermit: Tomato sauce & cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
 * Patsy, Nina and Gretchen: On my knees!
 * Kermit: And don't forget to add my favorite anchovies!
 * Patsy, Nina and Gretchen: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
 * Kermit: I was concerned for my delivery!
 * Patsy, Nina and Gretchen: Yeah, yeah!
 * Kermit: Eight little slices of heaven for me! Can't stop thinking it would make me smile, when I taste my first Chicago style! Going crazy while I pace the floor. Then my heart skipped when I heard the door! (Kermit rushes to door) (stops to see droopy flower on table) (lifts flower up) (flower droops down again) (Kermit is pretending that he's leaping across heaven) I opened the door in expectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw. (SpongeBob appears eating) I could still smell the sweet aroma of sweet dish goodness, but the box was empty. (SpongeBob opens pizza box) (pizza box is empty) (tear comes out of Kermit's eye)
 * SpongeBob: Your house number was broken, so I couldn't find ya. (door number is 16) (second six is upside-down) I-I was getting kinda hungry, so I ate-ate your pizza. (gives Kermit pizza box & fixes upside-down six) Uh, sorry about that. You don't need to tip me or anything. (leaves) (music comes back)
 * Kermit: (singing chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! (Patsy, Nina and Gretchen come in)
 * Patsy, Nina and Gretchen: Come to me!
 * Kermit: Tomato sauce & cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
 * Patsy, Nina and Gretchen: On my knees!
 * Kermit: You'll live forever in my memory! Pizza Angel, please come to me!
 * Patsy, Nina and Gretchen: Come to me!
 * Kermit: Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
 * Patsy, Nina and Gretchen: On my knees!
 * Kermit: I will miss you for eternity! (music ends) I'll never forget you, Pizza Angel.