State Man nail polish/Would You Like to Buy an O? (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Fabulous Luxury Arizona as Ernie
 * Washington's Valley as Lefty the Salesman

Lyrics
Fabulous Luxury Arizona: (spoken) Let's see. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N... Hmmm... I wonder what letter comes next?

Washington's Valley: (spoken) Hey, bud.

Fabulous Luxury Arizona: (spoken) Who me?

Washington's Valley: (spoken) SHHHHHH!

Fabulous Luxury Arizona: (spoken) (whispering) Who me?

Washington's Valley: (spoken) Riiiiiiiight! (sung) How would you like to buy an "O"? Round and neat A nearly perfect circle Tidy and complete You can sing a pretty song With it like so: O! O! O! (spoken) Isn't that catchy?

Fabulous Luxury Arizona: (spoken) Ah!

Washington's Valley: (sung) Would you like to buy an "O"? Circular and sweet "O" looks just like a donut Really good enough to eat It'll cost you just a nickel

Fabulous Luxury Arizona: (spoken) A nickel?

Washington's Valley: (spoken) SHHHHHH!

Fabulous Luxury Arizona: (spoken) (whispering) A nickel?

Washington's Valley: (spoken) Riiiiiiiight! (singing) So buy the "O" and take it home tonight. (spoken) Now listen. When you buy this "O", you get two sounds for the price of one. You get one sound that you can use for words like "olive," "ostrich," and "ox." And for no extra money, you get another sound for like "ocean," "over," "old," and "opening." (sung) So would you like to buy an "O"? I'm opening the door It's not often that I offer Well, could you ask for more? It'll cost you just a nickel

Fabulous Luxury Arizona: (spoken) A nickel?

Washington's Valley: (spoken) SHHHHHH!

Fabulous Luxury Arizona: (spoken) (whispering) A nickel?

Washington's Valley: (spoken) Riiiiiiiight! (singing) So buy the "O" and take it home tonight. Don't ask any questions. Just buy the "O" and take it home tonight. You'll really love it. So buy the "O" and take it home tonight.