Muppets/How Should I Tell You I Love You (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Slim Wilson as Randy Travis
 * Fozzie Bear as Telly Monster

Lyrics
Fozzie Bear: (laughing) Oh, hi. This is my friend, Slim Wilson. Floyd is going to sing a song and uh, I'm going to try to help.

Slim Wilson: Is that right?

Fozzie Bear: That's the idea.

Slim Wilson: Well, good luck, Fozzie.

Fozzie Bear: Thank you, thank you.

Slim Wilson: Darling, I have something to tell you today. But I'm kind of confused because there's more than one way. I could put in two words, but I'm longing to say Tell me how should I tell you I love you? Should I call on the phone? Should I drop you a line? Should I write you a book? Should I put up a sign? If I just knew the answer, there are things that would be fine. Tell me how should I tell you I love you? I could call on the paper and take out an ad. I could scribble and code with a pencil and pad. I could make up a poem or even work with your dad.

Fozzie Bear: Dad?

Slim Wilson: But I can't choose between them. So please don't be mad. Should I send you a card? Or pull hard with a tree? Or make up a speech That will cheer you up on TV. I'm afraid this decision is too much for me. Tell me how should I tell you I love you? Please tell me how should I tell you I love you?

Fozzie Bear: (breathing) All right, so I was a little late with the TV.

Slim Wilson: Good job, Fozzie.

Fozzie Bear: Thank, thanks, Slim. (fainting)