Open Sesame/Loud and Soft (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Big Bird's Yellow Book as Bert
 * Grover's Orange Book as Ernie

Lyrics
Grover's Orange Book: (scatting)

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Grover's Orange Book, Grover's Orange Book. Why are you singing into that pot?

Grover's Orange Book: Well, I'm pretending like this pot is a microphone, Big Bird's Yellow Book. You see, when I sing into the pot, it makes me sound much louder. Listen.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Well, Grover's Orange Book, Grover's Orange Book, Grover's Orange Book. Do you have to sing that loud?

Grover's Orange Book: Well, no, Big Bird's Yellow Book. I don't have to sing that loud.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Good.

Grover's Orange Book: But I like to sing loud.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Oh.

Grover's Orange Book: I like to sing LOUD!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I like to sing soft

Grover's Orange Book: I like to sing LOUD!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I like to sing soft

Grover's Orange Book: I like to sing high!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I like to sing low

Grover's Orange Book: (laughing) Two good friends, me and you

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Each with an opposite point of view

Grover's Orange Book: I like to sing long!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I like to sing short

Grover's Orange Book: That was short, Big Bird's Yellow Book.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Thank you.

Grover's Orange Book: I like to sing lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong....

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Well, come on, Grover's Orange Book!

Grover's Orange Book: I like to sing good

Big Bird's Yellow Book: And I do too

Big Bird's Yellow Book and Grover's Orange Book : Well whaddya know what a happy day when I, agrees with you.

Grover's Orange Book: I like to sing aaaaa!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I like to sing oooo

Grover's Orange Book: I like to sing aaaaa!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I like to sing oooo

Grover's Orange Book: I like to sing eeeeee!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I like to sing oooouuuu

Grover's Orange Book: So two good friends

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Me and you

Big Bird's Yellow Book and Grover's Orange Book : Each with an opposite point of view

Grover's Orange Book: I like to sing aaaaa!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I like to sing oooo

Grover's Orange Book: I like to sing hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee....

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Grover's Orange Book!

Grover's Orange Book: I like to sing good

Big Bird's Yellow Book: And I do too

Big Bird's Yellow Book and Grover's Orange Book : Well whaddya know what a happy day when I, agrees with you.

Grover's Orange Book: Hey, Big Bird's Yellow Book, you wanna borrow the pot?

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Well, no, I don't need a pot for a microphone. Thank you.

Grover's Orange Book: Well, then how about you use it for a hat, huh?

Big Bird's Yellow Book: What?

Grover's Orange Book: Ooh. (laughing)