Sesame Street/Man I Hate My Life (from SuperMarioLogan)

Cast

 * Bert as Chef Pee Pee
 * Ernie as Toad

Lyrics
Bert: Okay I think I'm feeling it... so I just dive in, Ernie?

Okay, Every single day I gotta clean up the kitchen!

Cookie Monster's screaming at me saying "scrub all of the dishes!"

And Elmo's a gremlin, he's a monster I live with!

That's the reason why I quit!

Cuz I just reached my limit. The struggle is real.

I need a new job! I worked as a plumber and I once was a cop!

I shot a black guy and I planted a gun by his leg!

I quit the plumber job cuz I got poop on my head!

Worked at a call center but it got on my nerves!

They were so rude that's not what I deserve!

And a security guard at a pizza place,

The monsters came alive when you stayed too late!

Had to quit Cookie,

He treats me like a slave, Always makes me watch his brat,

But I barely get paid!

But I hate these other jobs I don't know what to do!

Ernie: Dude your life sucks!

Bert: Ernie you don't have a clue!

Man I hate my life, man I hate my life, man I hate my life,

I kinda wish that I was white!

Man I hate my life, man I hate my life, man I hate my life,

I kinda wish that I was white!

Man I hate my life, man I hate my life, man I hate my life,

I wish that everything was right!

Man I hate my life, man I hate my life, man I hate my life,

I wish that everything was right!