Is This the Way to Amarillo (Muppets version)

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog: ''When the day is dawning  On a Texas Sunday morning  How I long to be there  With Marie who's waiting for me there''

Fozzie Bear: ''Every lonely city  Where I hang my hat  Ain't as half as pretty as where my baby's at''

Gonzo: ''Is this the way to Amarillo  Every night I've been huggin' my pillow  Dreaming dreams of Amarillo  And sweet Marie who waits for me '' ''Show me the way to Amarillo  I've been weeping like a willow  Crying over Amarillo  And sweet Marie who waits for me''

Kermit the Frog: ''Sha la la lala lalala  Sha la la lala lalala  Sha la la lala lalala  And Marie who waits for me''

Rizzo the Rat: ''There's a church bell ringing  With a song of joy that it's singing''

Pepe the King Prawn: For the sweet Maria and the prawn who's coming to see her, h'okay

Rowlf the Dog: Just beyond the highway, there's an open plain

Sam the Eagle: And it keeps me going through the wind and rain

Dr. Teeth: ''Is this the way to Amarillo  Every night I've been huggin' my pillow''

Floyd Pepper: ''Dreaming dreams of Amarillo  And sweet Marie who waits for me''

Scooter: ''Show me the way to Amarillo  I've been weeping like a willow  Crying over Amarillo  And sweet Marie who waits for me''

The Swedish Chef: (sings this part in mock Swedish)

Beaker: ''Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep  Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep  Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep''

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: And Marie who waits for me

Waldorf: Do you know the way to Amarillo?

Statler: No, but I wish I did.

Waldorf: Why's that?

Statler: It would give us some time away from watching this show!

Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!