Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/The Man Who Needs Help (from Ernie's Hits)

Cast

 * Zoe Pumpkin as Ernie
 * Grover Blue as Simon Soundman

Transcript
Zoe Pumpkin: Come in. How do you do, sir? May I help you?

Grover Blue: Yes, you can. I was wondering if I can use your (sound of telephone ringing). You see, I was out riding in my (sound of car driving) because I wanted to take my little (sound of baby crying) out to the country and show him a (sound of chicken clucking) and a (sound of cow mooing) and a (sound of horse neighing) and a (sound of pig oinking). But I had to (sound of car stopping) because a (sound of train) was crossing the road, so when I went to go, I couldn't get (sound of engine starting), so I (sound of walking footsteps) to your house and now I'd like to use your (sound of telephone ringing) to call the garage to fix my car.

Zoe Pumpkin: Um, uh, I hate to ask you this, but uh, would you mind saying that again just a little more slowly?

Grover Blue: Oh, no. I don't mind at all. I was wondering if I can use your (sound of telephone ringing). You see, I was out riding in my (sound of car driving) because I wanted to take my little (sound of baby crying) out to the country and show him a (sound of chicken clucking) and a (sound of cow mooing) and a (sound of horse neighing) and a (sound of pig oinking). But I had to (sound of car stopping) because a (sound of train) was crossing the road. Then when I went to go, I couldn't get (sound of engine starting), so I (sound of walking footsteps) to your house and now I'd like to use your (sound of telephone ringing) to call the garage to fix my car.

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh, uh, nothing personal, sir, but you know, you do speak a little strangely. But now, I think I'm beginning to understand. Uh, how about saying it one more time and I'll say it along with you to make sure I get it, okay?

Grover Blue: Okay, well, I was wondering if I can use your (sound of telephone ringing).

Zoe Pumpkin: Telephone.

Grover Blue: Right. You see, I was out riding in my (sound of car driving).

Zoe Pumpkin: Uh, riding in your automobile.

Grover Blue: Because I wanted to take my little (sound of baby crying).

Zoe Pumpkin: Baby.

Grover Blue: Out to the country and show him a (sound of chicken clucking).

Zoe Pumpkin: Chicken.

Grover Blue: And a (sound of cow mooing).

Zoe Pumpkin: Cow.

Grover Blue: And a (sound of horse neighing).

Zoe Pumpkin: Horse.

Grover Blue: And a (sound of pig oinking).

Zoe Pumpkin: Pig.

Grover Blue: But I had to (sound of car stopping).

Zoe Pumpkin: Stop the car.

Grover Blue: Because a (sound of train).

Zoe Pumpkin: Train.

Grover Blue: Was crossing the road. But when I went to go, I couldn't get (sound of engine starting).

Zoe Pumpkin: Uh, the engine starting again.

Grover Blue: So I (sound of walking footsteps).

Zoe Pumpkin: Walked.

Grover Blue: To your house and now I'd like to use your (sound of telephone ringing).

Zoe Pumpkin: Telephone.

Grover Blue: To call the garage to fix my car.

Zoe Pumpkin: Whew. Well, sir, of course you can use my (sound of telephone ringing) to call the garage to fix your car.

Grover Blue: Say, are you making fun of the way I talk?

Zoe Pumpkin: Why, no, I just, uh...

Grover Blue: Well, if that's the kind of guy you are, I'll just go use someone else's (sound of telephone ringing)!

Zoe Pumpkin: Gee, he didn't have to (sound of door shutting) the door. (laughing)