Ode to Cartman (BiggestThomasDuckGordonandDennisFan's version)

Ode to Cartman is BiggestThomasDuckGordonandDennisFan's South Park/Thomas song. It is dedicated to Eric Cartman, everyone's favorite fat kid.

Song
(chorus)

We'll sing a song for Eric Cartman, He's fat, he's racist, he's proud

His coat is red, so strong and true, and his hat is really blue!

The racist kid on South Park, you can't forget his name

So when we've sung for Eric Cartman, well, let's sing it once again

Through wind and rain he walks on

On him we can rely

Reliable and useful too

And that's the reason why

(chorus)

The journeys never tire him out

He'll work all day and night

And everyone admires him

His blue hat gleams bright

(chorus x2)