Thomas/Drag Up Your Life (by RuPaul)

Version 1 (by Princess Dynasti)

 * Trixie Mattel as Edward
 * Kennedy Davenport as Rheneas
 * Shangela as Harold
 * BenDeLaCreme as Stanley
 * BeBe Zahara Benet as Hiro

Lyrics
[All:] Drag up.. Drag up your life! Drag up.. Drag up your life!

Edward: Beauty and intelligence in one combined Serving body to the fifth power to the cosine Maybe I can tutor you, just read my text You can meet me after class, maybe we can solve for X!

Rheneas: Say yes to drag, yes ma'am to drag! This lace, it pays Unleash the diva that lives deep inside your mind

Edward: If you want to play!

All (Edward): Dra-a-ag up your life (Super duper!) Doesn't matter if you're black or white Any color, you can drag up your life Dra-a-ag up your life (Precisely!) Doesn't matter if you're black or white Any color, you can drag up your life

Hiro: One, two, three, four!

Stanley (Rheneas): It's a kind of crappy world and it sucks There's bigotry, the GOP (and misplaced tucks) So smear your lipstick on in the shape of a smile If you hate it, fake it, make it into something less vile

Harold: Oh girl, just add some sparkle It feels so s*xy and free and you'll see, yes you will! Work the glitz and glamour, be flashy for the camera So g*y g*ay g*y, b*tch, if you want to play!

All (Stanley): Dra-a-ag up your life (Fine.) Doesn't matter if you're black or white Any color, you can drag up your life Dra-a-ag up your life (Okay!) Doesn't matter if you're black or white Any color, you can drag up your life

Hiro: Rrrrra-ka-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta Yeah, I'm p*ssy, b*tch! Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la C'est bon, c'est bon Do-go-choco-la-ta-la You can take my snatch Drag it up, will it up Give me more, bring it to the ball! Hahahahaaaa!

All (Hiro): Dra-a-ag up your life (Rrrrrah!) Doesn't matter if you're black or white Any color, you can drag up your life Dra-a-ag up your life (C'est la vie!) Doesn't matter if you're black or white Any color, you can drag up your life

Drag up your life! (Rrrrrrr!)