Ganondorf Throws a Tantrum (A Nintendo Crossover)

Transcript

 * Narrator: One day Ganondorf, Otacon and Snake went to the castle video store to buy some videos, but when Ganondorf saw a 1999 Alec Baldwin & Ringo Starr James Goes Buzz Buzz tape, it happened.
 * Ganondorf: WOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!! LOOK AT ALL THOSE THOMAS VIDEOS!!!! May I have that James Goes Buzz Buzz Alec Baldwin and Ringo Starr tape?? Pleease?!?!?
 * Snake: No Ganondorf! You already have so many Thomas videos at home!
 * Otacon: And by the way, that video costs money. And It's a phony!
 * Ganondorf: BUT, I.....WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! I WANT THAT JAMES GOES BUZZ BUZZ TAPE NOW!!!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!!! Waaaaah!!!!!
 * Otacon and Snake: Ganondorf, STOP!
 * Narrator: And that was that, Ganondorf was sent to his dark room for punishment and got grounded.
 * Ganondorf: NOW IT'S TOO LATE TO BUY THAT 1999 JAMES GOES BUZZ BUZZ TAPE!!!!!!!!
 * Narrator: The next day, Ganondorf and his parents went to the Toy Store with lots of retired Thomas trains, and after Ganondorf saw a 1994 retired Boco train, he got the gimmie gleam in his eyes.
 * Ganondorf: ZOMG!!!!!! LOOK AT ALL THESE RETIRED THOMAS TRAINS!!!!!!! I WANT THAT 1994 WOODEN BOCO!! Pleeeaase!!!!!!
 * Snake: No, Ganondorf. You have so many Thomas trains at home you don't even play with!
 * Otacon: Well, it's a phony! Those trains cost money.
 * Ganondorf: BWAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! BUT I WANT THAT 1994 BOCO WOODEN TRAIN!!!!! NOW!!!! NOW!!!! NOW!!!!!! NAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!
 * Otacon and Snake: ALL YOU REALLY WANT IS A SPANKING WHEN WE GET HOME!!!!!!
 * Ganondorf: WHAT???!!!!! NO!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
 * Narrator: And then all the kids started laughing at Ganondorf which really pissed him off.
 * (Loud Crash is heard with Ganondorf's leg in pain)
 * Narrator: Then Otacon and Snake and all the other kids ran away because King Dedede, Kirby and Pikachu came into the toy store will arrived.
 * Kirby: Hey! What're you doing at the toy store?!
 * King Dedede: You are under arrest, Ganondorf.
 * Ganondorf: Stop! I'm not supposed to be trapped in this stupid wasteland of trains!?!
 * Pikachu: We can play with you, but if you fall into that ravine, I am now your enemy.
 * Narrator: Later on, King Dedede, Kirby, Pikachu and Ganondorf were ready to show Ganondorf their plan.
 * Pikachu: Everyone, we must destroy SpongeBob and turn him into a real sponge. NO EXPECTIONS!
 * Kirby: Ready, set...
 * King Dedede: ...GO!
 * Narrator: The pushed the others at full speed toward Ganondorf toward a big pit of leaves, and it was covered in water.
 * Pikachu: Retreat!
 * Ganondorf: Oh, crap! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Narrator: A Ganondorf was loud scream escaped from Ganondorf, as she knocked down into the water. Finally, his voice was cut short when she disappeared. His body popped off, and a big splash waved right toward the gang.
 * Pikachu: YAY!!!!!!! We done it! Now we just need to give Ganondorf a shot and we'll put him in jail.
 * (The body appears & he is complete)
 * Ganondorf: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't hurt me!
 * King Dedede: Too late, Ganondorf! (laughs)
 * Ganondorf: (coughs) I just splat her into the water, I just coughed!
 * Giovanni: That's it, you are getting the 17 days.
 * Ganondorf: NOOOO! NOT THE 17 DAYS!
 * Giovanni: YES 17 DAYS! (slams door) Good-bye. See you never!
 * Ganondor: (groans)
 * Ganondorf: Stop! I'm not supposed to be trapped in this stupid wasteland of trains!?!
 * Pikachu: We can play with you, but if you fall into that ravine, I am now your enemy.
 * Narrator: Later on, King Dedede, Kirby, Pikachu and Ganondorf were ready to show Ganondorf their plan.
 * Pikachu: Everyone, we must destroy SpongeBob and turn him into a real sponge. NO EXPECTIONS!
 * Kirby: Ready, set...
 * King Dedede: ...GO!
 * Narrator: The pushed the others at full speed toward Ganondorf toward a big pit of leaves, and it was covered in water.
 * Pikachu: Retreat!
 * Ganondorf: Oh, crap! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Narrator: A Ganondorf was loud scream escaped from Ganondorf, as she knocked down into the water. Finally, his voice was cut short when she disappeared. His body popped off, and a big splash waved right toward the gang.
 * Pikachu: YAY!!!!!!! We done it! Now we just need to give Ganondorf a shot and we'll put him in jail.
 * (The body appears & he is complete)
 * Ganondorf: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't hurt me!
 * King Dedede: Too late, Ganondorf! (laughs)
 * Ganondorf: (coughs) I just splat her into the water, I just coughed!
 * Giovanni: That's it, you are getting the 17 days.
 * Ganondorf: NOOOO! NOT THE 17 DAYS!
 * Giovanni: YES 17 DAYS! (slams door) Good-bye. See you never!
 * Ganondor: (groans)
 * Narrator: A Ganondorf was loud scream escaped from Ganondorf, as she knocked down into the water. Finally, his voice was cut short when she disappeared. His body popped off, and a big splash waved right toward the gang.
 * Pikachu: YAY!!!!!!! We done it! Now we just need to give Ganondorf a shot and we'll put him in jail.
 * (The body appears & he is complete)
 * Ganondorf: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't hurt me!
 * King Dedede: Too late, Ganondorf! (laughs)
 * Ganondorf: (coughs) I just splat her into the water, I just coughed!
 * Giovanni: That's it, you are getting the 17 days.
 * Ganondorf: NOOOO! NOT THE 17 DAYS!
 * Giovanni: YES 17 DAYS! (slams door) Good-bye. See you never!
 * Ganondor: (groans)
 * Ganondorf: (coughs) I just splat her into the water, I just coughed!
 * Giovanni: That's it, you are getting the 17 days.
 * Ganondorf: NOOOO! NOT THE 17 DAYS!
 * Giovanni: YES 17 DAYS! (slams door) Good-bye. See you never!
 * Ganondor: (groans)
 * Giovanni: YES 17 DAYS! (slams door) Good-bye. See you never!
 * Ganondor: (groans)
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