Theodore Tugboat/Calendar Girl (by Neil Sedaka)

Cast

 * Theodore as Neil Sedaka

Lyrics
Theodore: I love, I love, I love my calendar girl Yeah, sweet calendar girl I love, I love, I love my calendar girl Each and every day of the year

(January) You start the year all fine (February) You're my little Valentine (March) I'm gonna march you down the aisle (April) You're the Easter bunny When you smile

Yeah, yeah My heart's in a whirl I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl Every day (every day) Every day (every day) Of the year (every day of the year)

(May) Maybe if I ask your dad and mom (June) They'd let me take you to the junior prom (July) Like a firecracker I'm aglow (August) When you're on the beach you steal the show

Yeah, yeah My heart's in a whirl I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl Every day (every day) Every day (every day) Of the year (every day of the year)

Whoo!

Yeah, yeah My heart's in a whirl I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl Every day (every day) Every day (every day) Of the year (every day of the year)

(September) I light the candles at your sweet sixteen (October) Romeo and Juliet on Halloween (November) I'll give thanks that you belong to me (December) You're the present 'neath my Christmas tree

Yeah, yeah My heart's in a whirl I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl Every day (every day) Every day (every day) Of the year (every day of the year)

I love, I love, I love my calendar girl Yeah, sweet calendar girl I love, I love, I love my calendar girl Yeah, sweet calendar girl