Thomas And The Magic Railroad (Fantasy Crossover Edition)

Plot

 * In this crossover edition of "Thomas and the Magic Railroad", Timmy Turner gets the job as Mr. Conductor when Sir. Topham Hatt, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Junior, and Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) took on a much needed holiday. and was given the supplies by Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin). He hears Diesel 10 (along with Eddy who has turned bad) has returned to destroy the lost steam engine and dominate the other steam engines. When he must find more of the Conductor family gold dust, he seeks Ignazio Boschetto's assistance (who was given Junior's gold dust) and comes to Sodor with a kind girl known as Jackie Evancho (in Lily's role).

Quote 1

 * Narrator: Hello, I'm Timmy Turner. I'm filling in for Mr. Conductor today, and I'm going to tell you a story about trains, folks far apart, and the magic railroad that brought them together.
 * (Shot of Thomas puffing out of the tunnel is shown)
 * Timmy: Every story, like the railway has its heroes. Meet Thomas. He's our #1 hero.
 * Thomas: Hello!
 * Timmy: But, he's running a little late today. This is the Island of Sodor where Thomas and his friends live. It's at one end of my special universe.
 * (Engines greet each other as they work.)
 * (Work continues)
 * (Bertie's horn honks)
 * Timmy: I like helping out here. By the invitation of Sir Topham Hatt of course, but Mr. Conductor informs me of when Sir Topham Hatt needs assistance.
 * Gordon: 5, 6, 7, 8...
 * Thomas; Who do we appreciate? Practicing your numbers, Gordon? That's a good engine.
 * Gordon: I'm counting how many seconds late you are. What does that sign say?
 * Thomas (reading) Hmmm...Sodor Railway...Really reliable and right on time.
 * Gordon: Hmph!
 * Thomas (still reading): Signed...head of the railway, Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Gordon: But you weren't on time, Little Thomas.
 * Thomas: And you're being bossy, Gordon. Now, please excuse me. I'm meeting Timmy Turner. He's looking after us while Sir Topham Hatt, Mr. Conductor, Junior and Timmy's fairy godparents along with their baby take a much needed holiday.
 * Gordon: Oh I think we can take care of ourselves.
 * (Suddenly a fast zooming shot was shown)
 * Diesel 10 and Eddy: GET OUT OF OUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Diesel 10: WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS HERE!
 * Eddy: Yeah! AND WE WANT TO FINISH IT FAST!!!!!!!!!! LOOK OUT, MONOBROW AND SOCKHEAD!!!!(laughs evilly)
 * Gordon (shaking): D-D-Diesel 10's back!
 * Thomas: Yes. Ten out of ten for devious deeds and brutal strength. A blast from the past who hates steam engines. Not only him, but Eddy, a former friend of the two other boys who share the same name was recruited by Diesel after he felt betrayed by them.
 * Gordon: M-Maybe we do need Timmy Turner here after all. On time.

Quote 2

 * Timmy: At the other end of my universe, far away across oceans of time, and miles from my town known as Dimmsdale, is Mr. Conductor's hometown where my friends and I visit, Shining Time.
 * ("Shining Time" Song begins, Timmy appears in Mr. Conductor's size feeding flowers in a hanging basket, Song continues, Then Timmy spots a woman coming in the direction of the basket, he used his magic to lift it above her head and tips his hat to her)
 * Timmy: And by the way, I think that you're going to help me and Thomas somewhere in this story.

Quote 3

 * Looking at the cliff sculpture of Diesel 10*
 * Diesel 10: Pinchy! You've captured the real "me", I-I-I mean that's beautiful, I could cry!
 * Splodge: Uh, B-Boss! Yeah, we're here.
 * Diesel 10: Ok, all right, listen you two, um. Me and Eddy have a job for you Splodge.
 * Splatter: Actually, that's Splatter.
 * Dodge: A-And Dodge.
 * Eddy: We ain't got time to say the both of ya, so we call ya Splodge!
 * Diesel 10: Anyway we came back to find a steam engine.
 * Splodge: That's easy, they're everywhere. *muttering*
 * Diesel 10: Not the one we want, she escaped ME once before.
 * Eddy: As long as she exists, so do the other steampots! But if she could be destroyed--
 * Splatter: D-Did you say "destroy"?
 * Dodge: "D" word. yeah.
 * Eddy: Yeah, "destroy", just like we're gonna do to Sockhead and Monobrow!
 * Dodge: Yeah, there's one problem here.
 * Splatter: Yeah, Mr. Timmy Turner's coming.
 * Eddy: You mean that no-good buck-toothed twerp of a loser?!
 * Splatter: Yeah, and he won't let you destroy them.
 * Diesel 10: We can do whatever we want!!!! We'll get HIM too... *chuckles* with Pinchy! *both him and Eddy cackle evilly*
 * Pinchy chomps and hits Diesel 10 in the head*
 * Diesel 10: Ow! Pinchy! I hate it when you do that!
 * Eddy: Stupid claw!
 * Splodge laughs*

Quote 4

 * (Goddard enters the station)
 * Goddard: *barks*
 * (Timmy Turner appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Billy Twofeathers: Well, hello, Mr. Turner.
 * Timmy: Oh, hi, Billy.
 * (Timmy hums the "Thomas the Tank Engine" theme as he locks the switch house painting's door and turns knob being sure it's locked, breathes on the window then wipes it with a rag and makes sure everything else is okay)
 * Timmy: Tool kit, check. Ticket puncher, check check. Gold dust, check check check. Mi Mi Mi Mi! All aboard! Just testing, Billy. Mustn't let my skills Mr. Conductor taught me get rusty
 * Billy: Important day, Timmy?
 * Timmy: Oh, yeah, you bet it's an important day. I'm going to the Island of Sodor for Mr. Conductor. You know, it's the only place where I feel popular; not like Trixie and those other rich kids from my school. Anyway, Sir Topham Hatt has given me a big responsibility. Diesel 10 is back. And I have to make sure that he and Eddy behave themselves. (short pause) Excuse me, Billy. (makes a note of it on his pad)
 * Billy: Well, I hope your visit goes well, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Thanks. I must be responsible, reliable and...eek...don't tell me...really useful. UGH! I knew that.
 * (Then Timmy appeared on Stacy's desk)
 * Timmy: Sorry. What did you say? Oh thank you, Moby Dick. I like my sparkle too. You know, gold really is your color. Reminds me of my fairies.
 * (Then the fish's young owner took him off Stacy's desk)
 * (Timmy spots a painting)
 * Timmy: Ms. Jones, where did you find this painting?
 * Stacy: In an old locker. It was done by Burnett Stone when he was child. I was told that he used to work on this railroad. But he never leaves the other side of the mountain now. You seem puzzled, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Because I am puzzled. This place looks like the Island of Sodor, but how would Mr. Stone travel there without gold dust? Sparkle's been the only way to make the trip since the lost engine Mr. Conductor told me about disappeared. Anyway, I just came to say goodbye. I have to go now.
 * Stacy: Right now?
 * Timmy: Well, yeah, Ms. Jones. I have to make things safe and sound on the Island of Sodor just as I try to help Mr. Conductor to here. (disappears)
 * (Outside the station, Goddard watched Billy board his train)
 * Timmy (narrating): Like Ms. Jones, Goddard sensed danger. He didn't want either Billy or me to leave Shining Time.
 * (Goddard ran back inside)
 * Timmy (to the train on the painting): Old Smokey, you stay there until I or Mr. Conductor get back.
 * Goddard: *Bark* *Bark*
 * Timmy: Goddard! Hey, boy.
 * Goddard: (Looking worried)
 * Timmy: Is there a problem?
 * Goddard: *whines*
 * Timmy: *chuckles* Now what kind of answer is that to give? *Looks at his watch* Ah! I'm gonna be late. I'll get back as fast as I can. I have to concentrate now, Goddard. I'm suddenly having problems with Mr. Conductor's sparkle.
 * Goddard: *whines*
 * Timmy: Goddard? (bends over)
 * Goddard: *sad growl*
 * Timmy: Goodbye, Goddard! TOOOO...SODOR! (blows whistle and disappears)
 * Goddard: *whines as Timmy vanishes*
 * Thomas: (While puffing along the line searching for Timmy) Timmy Turner, where are you? I know you live far away in Dimmsdale, but you promised you'd show up.
 * (Timmy appears in depleting gold dust)
 * Thomas: Oh, Timmy Turner! We're so glad you're here!
 * Timmy: Why thank you, Thomas. It's way better to be here than far west in Dimmsdale, CA. Anyway, you need to take me to Knapford Station A.S.A.P so that I can get my orders from Sir. Topham Hatt, Mr. and Junior Conductor, and Cosmo and Wanda. The journey to me now seems to get bumpier and bumpier.
 * Thomas: Does it?
 * (Timmy blows whistle, disappears and reappears in Thomas' cab)
 * Thomas: A big bully diesel is back, Timmy. Not only him, but Eddy, a good friend of ours, somehow turned evil and joined him. You'd better be careful.
 * Timmy: The guys gave me the heads up on those two, don't you worry, Thomas. And by the way, Eddy wasn't really a true friend. All he did was scam, complain, and criticize others. And the reason why he hates birds is because a bird once "stole" his quarter.
 * Thomas: But birds are meant to be cheerful aren't they?
 * Timmy: They are cheerful, Thomas but Eddy never gets the memo.
 * *Thomas starts puffing down the line with Timmy*
 * Timmy: I just hope that nothing goes wrong here. (Scene then cuts to Diesel 10 and Eddy)
 * Diesel 10: *singing* Old McDiesel had a plan, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!
 * Eddy: *singing* And Old McEddy had a scam, Mwah, hah, hah, hah, hah!
 * Diesel 10: *singing* With a pinch-pinch here....
 * Eddy: *singing* And an eyebrow there.... (Referring to Ed's unibrow)
 * Diesel 10: *singing* Here a pinch, there a pinch-- (laughs in unison with Eddy)
 * Eddy: You crack me up, D10.

Quote 5

 * Toby: What's important is that we stand up on our own wheels to Diesel.
 * Henry: Toby's right. Diesel knows that the lost engine and the legend really exists.
 * James: What engine?!
 * Percy: What legend?
 * Edd: What exactly is this legend, Henry?
 * Henry: An engine who's magic makes her more powerful than Diesel will ever be. That's why he wants to find her.
 * Percy: Then we better find her first!
 * Edd: Indeed, we must!
 * James: Leave it to the big engines, Percy!
 * Thomas: Little engines CAN do big things, especially when they have nice blue paint like me!

Quote 6

 * Timmy: Ahhhh.... now that's much better.
 * (Diesel 10 and Eddy break through the sheds)
 * Timmy: WHOA!!!! *frantically puts his conductor hat on*
 * Diesel 10 and Eddy destroy more of the sheds and cackle evilly*
 * Thomas: Cinders and ashes, it's Diesel!!!!
 * Edd: Gracious! it's Eddy!!!!
 * Eddy: Shut your mouth, Sockhead!
 * Diesel 10: Hello, Twinkle-tooth! We've got a plan and you're not in it!
 * Timmy: You can't catch me, Diesel!!!! *Blows whistle twice but Timmy doesn't disappear* *gasps* Oh, no!
 * Eddy: Ha ha ha! Losing your sparkle, eh twerp?!!!!
 * Edd: Eddy! How could you?!!!!
 * Eddy: Silence, Sockhead! You and Lumpy shouldn't have became traitors!!!!
 * Diesel 10: Now where is that lost engine?!
 * Timmy: You won't find her here!
 * Diesel 10: You're not powerful enough to stop us!
 * Timmy: Oh, yes I am!
 * Diesel 10: No you're not!
 * Timmy: Test me!
 * Eddy: What are you gonna do about it, Twinkle-Twerp!
 * Timmy grabs the sugar and shows the 2 villains*
 * Diesel 10: WHAT?! IS THAT--?!!!
 * Timmy: That's right! It's sugar, Diesel! If I throw this in your tank, it'll seize you up for good!!!!
 * Diesel 10: *groans*
 * Eddy (in unison): *growls*
 * Diesel 10: Make the most of tonight Twinkle-Tooth, because you WON'T like tomorrow!
 * Eddy: Neither will that line of stupid little steampots!!!!
 * Diesel 10 (in the distance): Shut up, Pinchy!
 * Timmy: *looks at Mr. Conductor's whistle* (softly to himself) Oh no, Mr. Conductor's gonna kill me if he finds out!
 * Thomas: Timmy, but what happened to your sparkle?
 * Timmy: I don't know Thomas. I'll just have to sleep on that.
 * Thomas: On your sparkle?
 * Timmy: No, Thomas. It's the problem of the sparkle. I don't know what happened to it.
 * Percy: Oh but Mr. Turner, if we don't find Mr. Conductor's sparkle OR the lost engine, Mr. Conductor, and you can't travel here to help us anymore!
 * Timmy: I'll take care of it, Percy. You can just all go to sleep now.
 * Percy: Easy for you to say....
 * Timmy: *sad sigh*

Quote 7

 * Timmy: Beach.... BEACH! That's it, that's it! *laughs* I gotta find a bell flower, I gotta call Ignazio Boschetto. *hiccups* *scene cuts to Ignazio Boschetto (at 16 inches) sleeping on a chair on the beach alongside his summer sundae*
 * (Music cuts to "Cosi" by Il Volo and Eros Ramazotti)
 * Timmy (narrating): Now Ignazio Boschetto was another person volunteering with me. He's from Italy, very funny, and sings opera as well as his "brothers" Gianluca Ginoble and Piero Barone known as Il Volo. But I am sorry to say that he's also lazy and clumsy. Even though I still have yet to find a best friend other than my girlfriend, Bubbles, Ignazio calls me HIS best friend. But to me, Ignazio Boschetto is like.... (annoyed) oh, brother!
 * Ignazio: *snores and blows Junior's kazoo-like whistle multiple times*


 * Timmy: *finds a bell-flower* Ah ha! (calls Ignazio Boschetto on his shell phone)
 * Ignazio: *wakes up* Oh, that's-a-me shell phone! *picks up* Ciao?
 * Timmy: Ignazio! Ignazio, Is that you?!
 * Ignazio: Oh, hey ya, Timothy. You in a tunnel? This isn't-a-very good of a line.
 * Timmy: Ignazio, listen to me! You have to come to the Island Of Sodor immediately!
 * Ignazio: Immediately? Right-a-now? But-a-me waiting for-a-the perfect wave!
 * Timmy: Oh no you're not, "Il Magnifica", you're comin' here!
 * Ignazio: *annoyed growl*
 * Timmy: You gotta help me find the source of the Conductor family's gold dust.
 * Ignazio: Do you know-a-the source of-a-the gold dust?
 * Timmy: That's the trouble, Ignazio. I have yet to get a clue!
 * Ignazio: Why don't a-you ask Cosmo and Wanda for-a-the-source?
 * Timmy: I can't Ignazio! Didn't you hear? Cosmo and Wanda went on holiday, too!
 * Ignazio: *about to speak*
 * Timmy: And Poof as well.
 * Ignazio: Aw, you know exactly what I was-a-going to ask for! Sadly, I used up-a-most of Junior's gold dust, too.
 * Timmy: WHAT?! Are you kiddin' me, Ignazio?!
 * Ignazio: *to himself* Oh, ma donna mia!
 * Timmy: Then go to Shining Time Station first. And in the signalhouse, in the box, under the staircase.... you'll find an emergency whistle with the rest of the gold dust supply. I'm counting on you, Ignazio and.... *whispering* DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE BUFFERS!!!!
 * Ignazio: What-a-buffers?!
 * Timmy: SHHHH!!!!!
 * Ignazio: This is-a-very bad line!!!! HELLO?! Me shell phone ain't-a-working properly!!!!
 * Timmy: Ignazio, you have to come here right away! I'm counting on you!
 * Ignazio: CIAO?!!!! *hangs up* *annoyed sigh* I'll-a-go to the Island Of Sodor to get-a-me best friend Timmy some of the gold dust. Let me just take-a-me last slurp of-a-me summer sundae--. *liquid from straw suddenly spills and splashes all over Ignazio* Ohhh.... woe is-a-me.
 * (Scene cuts to Jackie arriving at Shining Time Station)
 * Jackie: "Shining Time"? I used to go here, but where's Mr. Stone?
 * Goddard: Bark! Bark!
 * Jackie: You want me to get off here, Goddard?
 * Goddard: Bark! Bark!
 * *Waiting inside Shining Time Station*
 * Jackie: Where is everybody? Why have you brought me here?
 * Goddard: *whines*
 * *Jackie then hears Ignazio inside the signalhouse*
 * Ignazio: (inside the signalhouse) Rrrrghhh!!! That-a-stupid telephone cord keeps getting in-a-me way! There-a-you go you stubborn-a-cord. Ooh, cake! UGH! That's-a-not cake! Awww, look-a-here. Six-a-little *smash!* Five-a-little glass bunnies-- *trips* OW! *grumbles in Italian*
 * Jackie: *knocks on signalhouse door*
 * Ignazio: Ooh, ciao! *appears in a cloud of gold dust* Oh, I gotta get to-a-the Island! I gotta get-a-to poor little Timothy Turner. *sees Jackie* Ciao, what's a your name?
 * Jackie: I'm Jackie Evancho, who are you?
 * Ignazio: Ignazio Boschetto at-a-your service.

Quote 8

 * (Jackie is throwing rocks at a tree)
 * Jimmy: Betcha ya can't climb that tree.
 * Jackie: Heh.
 * (Jackie climbs on the tire swing and up onto the tree's branch as Jimmy watched in awe)
 * (Jimmy runs up the hill)
 * Jackie: See?
 * Jimmy: Leapin' Leptons! Where'd you learn to do that?
 * Jackie: Fire escape.
 * Jimmy: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.
 * Jackie: I'm Jackie. Do you live around here?
 * (Burnett Stone enters the scene as Jimmy speaks)
 * Jimmy: Not quite, but I travel here whenever I visit my friends at Shining Time.
 * Burnett: Morning, Jimmy.
 * Jimmy: Good morning, Mr. Stone. I'm riding into Shining Time. Can Jackie come with me? If she'd like to.
 * Jackie: I'd like to.
 * Burnett: Sure. She can go. Be back by sunset, Jackie.
 * Jackie: Do you wanna come too?
 * Burnett: I never go there now.
 * Jackie: Bye, Mr. Stone.
 * Jimmy: So have you ever ridden a hover-car before?
 * Jackie: No.
 * (The next scene shows Jimmy and Jackie riding in Jimmy's hover-car)
 * Jimmy: I've always wanted to go this way. We're following some shadowy lines I've written on a map. They're like railroad tracks without any rails.

Quote 9

 * *Ignazio appears in cloud of gold dust on a skateboard*
 * Ignazio: *singing softly* E Piu Ti Penso... E piu *looks at Jackie* mi ma-- *shrieks and jumps off skateboard* don't-a-you-startle me like-a-that by-a-showing up outta nowhere!
 * Jackie: (kindly) Gee, sorry Ignazio. I didn't mean to startle you by standing here. And by the way, I didn't know you could sing.
 * Ignazio: Hey-a, Jackie girl! How did I ended up-a-seeing you againe? Anyway, I apologize for-a-the-nasty attitude, and what's-a-blue, green, red, and-a-goes "peep peep"?
 * Jackie: A parrot and you mean "chirp chirp".
 * Ignazio: No-a-silly! Trains-a-that talk-a! I came-a- back from-a-the beach to get to me best-a-friend Timmy Turner, I overslept over the night and I don't-a-know what-a-little Timothy would-a-say about-a-me being so late? Would you like-a-to come-a?
 * Jackie: Can we be back here by sunset?
 * Ignazio: I hope-a-so.... so I could getta back-a-to the beach. *kicks skateboard and clunks Squidward Tentacles in the head*
 * Squidward (voice only): OUCH! Ignazio, you're gonna pay for that!!!!
 * Ignazio: Oh! I'm-a-so sorry, Mr. Squid-a-ward!!!! Anyway, would-a-you come with me to-a-the Island?
 * Jackie: What do you think, Goddard?
 * Goddard: Bark! Bark!
 * Jackie: Okay.
 * Ignazio: Okay, um.... this-a-way.... We'll take-a-the shortcut! *Pounds hand on mural*
 * Jackie: (Bewildered) Really?
 * Ignazio: (To himself) Oh, ma donna mia, there's only the two of us! Oh, well. I'll just have-a-to use Timothy's extra supply of-a-the gold dust. I'll have-a-plenty a lot for Junior Conduc-a-tor soon.
 * Jackie: *takes gold dust* Can I take this little bit back for my dear friend, Burnett Stone?
 * Ignazio: Be-a-my guest, little chica. I'll take-a-that for you. *takes gold dust from Jackie* Okay, here-a-goes. (Blows on his 2 whistles and both enter the magic railroad)

Quote 10

 * Thomas: Annie! Clarabel! There's Timmy Turner! We've found him! Oh bonko, it's Ignazio.
 * Jackie: Ignazio, look!
 * Ignazio: It's-a-Thomas! *waves to Thomas* Hey-a-Thomas. Now don't-a-you look so surprised, I know that-a-never seen me since--
 * Thomas: You stuffed party-poppers down my funnel!
 * Ignazio: Relax-a-Thomas, we had-a-the laugh.
 * Thomas: (sarcastically) YOU did.
 * Jackie: (astonished) You're talking to each other.
 * Ignazio: Oh bravo, first-a-prize. Jackie, Thomas. Thomas, Jackie. Now where's-a-me best friend?
 * Jackie: (still feeling astonished) Hi.
 * Thomas: Hello, Jackie. Welcome to Sodor.
 * Ignazio: Come along-a-Jackie. I gotta go to find-a-me best friend.
 * Thomas: Annie! Clarabel! I'll send Percy and Edd to fetch you.
 * Annie And Clarabel: (annoyed) We've heard that one before!

Quote 11

 * Jackie: What's that shining at the windmill?
 * Ignazio: Presto, Jackie! I think it's-a-me best friend, Timothy!


 * Thomas: Timmy Turner! Timmy Turner!
 * Timmy: Thomas!
 * Thomas: Thank throttles you're safe!
 * Ignazio: C'mon, Jackie girl.
 * Timmy: *unenthusiastically stares at Ignazio*
 * Ignazio: Hey-a-Timothy. What's-a-the good news? Enjoy-a-the-sun?
 * Timmy: No Ignazio, I am not. In the matter of fact I just landed here after escaping a heavy metal monster and his insane evil sidekick me and my friends used to call a friend (Referring to Eddy). Ignazio, where have you been all this time?
 * Thomas: Uh-- is your sparkle back Mr. Turner?
 * Timmy: No Thomas it isn't, but I do know the clue. Stoke up the magic in the mountain and... and... DARN IT!
 * Thomas: Dither!

Quote 12

 * (Bell-Flower rings)
 * Thomas: Uh, oh.
 * Timmy: I'll get it!
 * Ignazio: I gotta the phone. *picks up* Ciao?
 * *Sir. Topham Hatt chatters on the phone*
 * Ignazio: No, no ,no, this is Ignazio Boschetto, his best-a-friend.
 * Timmy: (lip synching to Ignazio) No! Give me the phone, you idiot!
 * Ignazio: Who's-a-this speaking? *Sir Topham Hatt chattering on phone* Oh, Mr. Hattie-man.
 * Timmy: (still lip synching to Ignazio) Ignazio, no! Don't tell him!
 * Ignazio: No, no, no, his-a-gold du--
 * *Timmy forcefully yanks the bell-flowers from Ignazio's hand*
 * Ignazio: Hey! I was-a-talking to him!
 * Timmy: (still lip synching to Ignazio) Shut up! (out loud) Yes, Sir. Topham Hatt Sir.
 * *Sir. Topham Hatt chatters on phone*
 * Timmy: No, um my gold dust is working fine.
 * *Sir. Topham Hatt chatters on phone*
 * Timmy: Nah, Ignazio was probably listening to too much of that movie melodrama stuff-
 * Ignazio: *interrupts Timmy by fake crying*
 * Timmy: (Lip synching to Ignazio) Ignazio stop with that nonsense!
 * Ignazio Sorry, Timothy, go on-a.
 * Timmy: Sorry for the interruption, Ignazio somehow WAS watching too much movie melodrama stuff--
 * Ignazio: *Interrupts Timmy again with his fake crying*
 * Jackie: *giggles to herself while seeing what's going on with the 2*
 * Timmy: (lip synching to Ignazio) Will you shut your stinkin' trap?!
 * Ignazio: Sorry, sorry, Timothy. I getta all emotional from-a-the--
 * Timmy: *elbows Ignazio to the ground*
 * Ignazio: OOF! *then spins his pointer finger in the direction of the windmill while Timmy was talking on the phone*
 * Timmy: Peace, Sir. *hangs up*
 * Ignazio: Uh, Timothy. This is-a-Jackie Evancho. She's-a-staying with-a-Mr. Stone--.
 * Timmy: I know her, Ignazio. We've met before.

Quote 13

 * Percy: Uh, Thomas, I- I was just thinking. How does Mr. Turner travel here?
 * Ed: A bus driver?
 * Edd: Not even by a mile, Ed.
 * Thomas: By gold dust.
 * Percy: But if there's a lost engine, maybe there's a lost railway too. Mr. Conductor's railway.
 * Edd: Perhaps a Conductor family railway?
 * Eddy (close by with Diesel 10): Oooo...This is juicy, eh, D10?
 * Thomas; The journey gets bumpier and bumpier. That's what Mr. Turner told me.
 * Percy: Ooh, He talked about buffers in his sleep. Buffers are at the end of a railway.
 * Eddy: *snickering evilly* You getting all this?
 * Percy: I think that's how he travels here; On a secret railway.
 * Thomas: Belonging to the lost engine. Percy, you and Edd are clever.
 * Eddy (riding in Diesel 10 as Thomas spoke): Secret railway. Yes. We got 'em.
 * Thomas: Ooh, my wheels are suddenly feeling very wobbly. I think Diesel's around here.
 * Edd: *softly* Oh, dear. That means Eddy is too!
 * Toby: I'm sorry, guys. Diesel and Eddy heard every word you said.
 * Edd: Oh, the gall of that, Eddy. How sly could you and Diesel 10 possibly be?
 * Toby: Don't you worry, Eddward. I'm going after them to see what they do next. You'd better carry on and get the mail delivered.
 * Percy: Oh, you're very brave, Toby.
 * Ed: Like monster trucks?
 * Edd: Puh-lease...
 * Toby: Oh, they won't bother with an old engine like me. They think I'm really useless.
 * Diesel 10 and Eddy (Singing through the smelters): We've been working on the railway. All the live long day. *both laugh*
 * Diesel 10: Who wants to work on a live long day anyway?
 * Eddy: Yeah, right!
 * (At the shed)
 * Toby: *worried* There they are.
 * Diesel 10: Come in, Come in and join the party, Splodge.
 * Splatter and Dodge: OH, HOORAY! HOORAY!
 * Dodge:We're gonna have a party!
 * Splatter: Who's got the balloons?
 * Toby: What?
 * Diesel 10: Correction. Join the party that's over.*chuckles* Just like Twinkle Tooth' magic railway is gonna be over.
 * Eddy: And so will Lumpy and Sockhead's.
 * Splatter and Dodge: *muttering*
 * Diesel 10: Gone! Like the lost engine and the buffers that lead to her.
 * Splatter: Wha-wha- What are you gonna do?
 * Dodge: Oh, yeah, that's a good question.
 * Diesel 10: It's time to finally put Twinkle tooth's lights out.
 * Eddy: Along with Monobrow's and Sockhead's too!
 * Splodge: Oh, Oh...
 * Diesel 10: This is a job... for the boss!
 * Eddy: And his second in command! *cackles evilly along with Diesel 10*
 * (Pinchy snaps repeatedly in unison to Eddy and Diesel 10 laughing)
 * Toby: I've got to delay them, I've got to distract them!
 * (Toby rings his bell)
 * Eddy: AN EAVESDROPPER!
 * Diesel 10: IT'S THE OLD TEAPOT! SMASH HIM!
 * (chattering, then Diesel 10's claw made the shed collapse and it busted out through the roof)
 * (Pinchy chomping)
 * Diesel 10: Pinchy, get back here! Don't make me come up there, I hate it when you do this!
 * Toby: Good show!
 * Dodge: Uh, boss did you and your second in command mean to let the roof fall in?
 * Splatter: All the way in?
 * Diesel 10: We always...mean what we do, you rattletraps! *moans*
 * Eddy: Hey, if anyone finds any teeth laying around, they're mine! *faints*

Quote 14

 * James: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
 * Ignazio: *screams while vaulting onto James* JAMES!!!! Oh, what-a-me going to do! I know! (Blows emergency whistle multiple times)
 * Diesel 10: Oh....! So you lost your sparkle huh?!
 * Eddy: What a stupid sap! *cackles evilly*
 * Ignazio: *panicking* Oh no, oh-a-no, it's empty!
 * Diesel 10: Here we go!!!! *cackles evilly*
 * James: Ignazio, what are we gonna do?!
 * Ignazio: I'll think-a-me something!!!!
 * Eddy: *cackles evilly* That's it... keep movin' ya red beet!!!! *cackles evilly*
 * Ignazio: I'll find-a-you more, little Jackie! I promise! But after all, it's-a-now or never! I gotta use up-a the rest of the golden stuff.
 * Diesel 10: Are you ready?!
 * James: NO, WE'RE NOT!
 * Eddy: Yes, you are!
 * James: Make us!
 * Ignazio: James-a-the brains.... GET US OUTTA HERE!!!! (Blows kazoo-like whistle and both disappear)
 * James: Now.... WE ARE!!!! *disappears*
 * Diesel 10: What the--?!
 * Eddy: WE WERE SO CLOSE!!!! Who invented gold dust, anyway!!!! *screams angrily*
 * *Ignazio and James arrive by Timmy in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Ignazio: WHOOOOOO!!!!!! WE DID IT-A-JAMES!!!!!
 * James: HOO-YAH!!! Ha, ha!
 * Ignazio: Ciao, James!
 * James: Ciao, Ignazio!
 * Ignazio: Sorry I took-a-so long, Timothy.... but better late-a-than never?
 * Timmy: Ignazio, we're all out of gold dust ain't we?
 * Ignazio: *sadly* Sadly, I gotta no more. *long pause* Hey... it is a beautiful day! I mean we're-a-down, but we not-a-out.
 * Timmy: No we're out, Ignazio.... but we're not down.
 * Ignazio: I hope-a-so, Timothy.

Quote 15

 * Diesel 10: Hello, Twinkle Tooth. Remember Us?
 * (Timmy turns around)
 * Eddy: Guess Who?
 * (Timmy quickly puts his hat on and runs)
 * Diesel 10: That hat won't have much use for ya' looking like that.
 * (Diesel 10 and Eddy laugh evilly)
 * (Timmy runs up a hill)
 * Eddy: Oh, no you don't!
 * (Eddy hurls a rock at Timmy causing him to fall)
 * Timmy: WHOA!!!! No! Please no!
 * Diesel 10: Oh, I see you forgot to bring the sugar. How careless of you.
 * (Pinchy reaches and grabs Timmy and lifts him up)
 * Diesel 10: Say hello to Pinchy!
 * Eddy: Try stopping us now, TWINKLE TWERP! To the viaduct! *cackles evilly*
 * (Diesel 10 and Eddy laugh evilly as Diesel 10 carried Timmy to the viaduct)
 * Diesel 10: Ok, Twinkle Tooth. We know about the buffers.
 * (Viaduct starts to collapse)
 * Timmy (in his thoughts echo): That's what I saw in my dream! It's coming true! Our universes are starting to crumble!
 * Eddy: And we know about that lost magic railway too!
 * Diesel 10: So when we find that engine, you, twinkle-toes, twinkle-toes Junior, all those puffballs...
 * Eddy: And those two traitors I used to call friends WILL ALL BE HISTORY!!!!!! (laughs evilly)
 * Diesel 10: Now tell us where the buffers are. NOW!
 * (Timmy pulls out pliers)
 * Timmy: Ha ha ha!
 * Diesel 10: You got 10 seconds!
 * Timmy: WHOA!!!! No!
 * Diesel 10: 10! 9! 8!
 * Timmy: *grunting and groaning*
 * Eddy: 7! 6!
 * Timmy: *groaning*
 * Eddy: 5!
 * Diesel 10: 4!
 * Timmy: *grunts* Got 'em!
 * Eddy: No! Don't you dare, Twinkle-Twerp!
 * Diesel 10: 3! 2!
 * Eddy: You hear me?! Don't you dare cut--
 * *Timmy snaps cable*
 * Timmy: Too late, you 2!
 * Diesel 10 and Eddy: (After launching Timmy into the windmill) *growls in unison*
 * Eddy: THAT STUPID RUNT!!!!
 * Timmy: *screams in mid-air and lands by windmill*

Quote 16

 * Splatter: So, boss...
 * Dodge: Uh, how come you and your second in command let Twinkle-Tooth escape?
 * Splatter: Yeah.
 * Dodge: Yeah.
 * Eddy: Easy...We...Hmmm...
 * Diesel 10 (to Eddy): Let me handle this.
 * Diesel 10 (to Splodge): Oh...that...well, we did it on...purpose, you know.
 * Splodge: *moaning*
 * Diesel 10: We were testing him to see if he...COULD escape.
 * Splatter (sing-song voice): Liar, Liar,
 * Dodge (sing-song voice): Pants on fire.
 * Splatter: Does he wear pants?
 * Dodge: Well, his second in command does anyway.
 * Splatter: Oh right.
 * Eddy: All right! Enough beating around the bush, Splodge!
 * Splodge: Uh-oh.
 * Diesel 10: Yeah, because now it's time for the next lesson. Huh? We call it: "How to Stop Being Stupid"!
 * (Then Pinchy banged against the coal hover and coal went all over Diesel 10 and Eddy's head)
 * Eddy: UGH!!!! Oh boy, that's stupid!
 * Splodge: (both exclaim)
 * (James giggled and then so did Gordon)
 * Diesel 10: Well, now that's gonna ruin my facial.
 * Eddy (muffled): That makes two of us! NOW GET ME OUTTA HERE! (scene then cuts to Jackie, Jimmy Neutron, and his hovercar)

Quote 17

 * (Timmy and Jackie play with Timmy's Crimson Chin and Crash Nebula actions figures by the fire)
 * Timmy (narrating): I was doing my best to keep Jackie cheerful. I knew she'd be worried about being late for her friend
 * Jackie: Timmy, I was supposed to be back by sunset.
 * Timmy: You know, Jackie, maybe your friend can guess where you are.
 * Jackie: She can?
 * Timmy: Maybe. Because her grandfather's been here himself long ago and has shown her a map; a painting of the Island of Sodor. I haven't told Ignazio this, but soon he'll grow as weak as I am.
 * Jackie: Ignazio said there used to be an engine that traveled on the magic railroad. And if we could find that, we could make our way back to Shining Time.
 * Timmy: Sorry to break this to you, Jackie, but that engine disappeared long ago. Never to be seen or heard from again.
 * Jackie: I gotta tell you something, Timmy. Last night, I've heard a train whistle and it sounded like it was coming from the mountain.
 * Timmy: (Refreshing his memory of reading the clue back at the windmill) Mountain... I've just remembered the whole first part of the clue, "stoke up the magic in the mountain and the Lady will smile"! But we need more info, Jackie. And I know that your friend, Burnett Stone could help if he just believed that he could.
 * Jackie: *bewildered* Lady?
 * Jimmy: This locomotive can whistle.... I've heard her last night while flying around in my hovercar.
 * Burnett: Yeah.... so have I. It's because she's magic.
 * Jimmy: But according to my calculations to this map, the railroad's energy is depleting. I've sensed it when me and Jackie were traveling to Shining Time Station. We were actually flying above it.
 * Burnett: The railroad NEEDS Lady.... but I don't know her special secret.... and I need to know it now or never.
 * Jimmy: Because of Jackie?
 * Burnett: Yes, because of Jackie.

Quote 18

 * Percy: So Thomas, we have to get Jackie back to her friend now in case Diesel and Eddy get rid of the railway.
 * Edd: And, me, Ed, and even you would be destroyed.
 * Ed: Like graham crackers?
 * Edd: Ed....
 * Ed: I am sorry, Double-D.
 * Timmy: But even Ignazio and Jackie would be destroyed, too.
 * Jackie: (After overhearing what Timmy said about her and Ignazio) *shudders in fear and sadly prays*
 * Thomas: But how could Jackie go without gold dust?
 * Timmy: Only in the lost engine, Thomas. Unless.....
 * Thomas: *nervously* unless? oh....
 * Timmy: Thomas, will you please take Jackie?
 * Thomas: Through the buffers?! But what if I go on the railway and my wheels don't work?
 * Timmy: But what if they do?
 * Thomas: But what if...if....
 * Timmy: Yes?
 * Thomas: What if it's dark?!
 * Timmy: It will be for a while.
 * Thomas: And cold?!
 * Timmy: Maybe.
 * Thomas: And how could I get back again?!
 * Timmy: Because you're a really useful engine that could find a way.
 * Edd: Please, Thomas. Please try.
 * Thomas: *looks at a sad Edd and then a faithful but sadly-praying Jackie (looking at Thomas)*
 * Thomas: Then... I'll try!
 * Timmy: That's a good engine.You can do it, Thomas.
 * Edd: We have faith in you all the way.
 * Thomas: Climb in, Jackie!
 * Jackie: *climbs in* Come on Thomas, let's find some more clues to the source. (Scene then cuts to Thomas puffing along, carrying Jackie to the magic buffers)
 * Thomas: I promise we'll get you back to your faithful friend, Jackie.
 * Danny "Phantom" Fenton (as a flying ghost): *suddenly appears right in front of Thomas* Thomas, follow me I know where the buffers are.
 * Jackie: (To herself) And luckily, I knew Danny "Phantom" Fenton before Ignazio did. (Referring to when Timmy told her that Ignazio never knew Danny back at the windmill which was never shown in the crossover)
 * Thomas: Where to, Danny?
 * Danny Phantom: *spots the magic buffers and points to them* There they are, right here!
 * Thomas: We're going through, Jackie! Bless you, Danny!
 * Danny: You're more than welcome, Thomas. Be safe in there! *disappears in thin air*
 * Thomas: Little engines CAN do big things! *goes through the buffers and enter the magic railroad*

Quote 19

 * Diesel 10: Ah, ha! there's the blue puffball.... and look who he's WITH?!


 * Eddy: It's the lost magical steampot! Let's get em'!
 * Diesel 10: Splodge, come and destroy!!!!
 * Splatter: No, y-y-you do it yourselves!
 * Dodge: We don't like you two.
 * Splatter: We mean that.
 * Dodge: Exactly!
 * Splatter: W-what does that mean?
 * Dodge: I have no idea.
 * Splatter: Good word.
 * Thomas: Run, Lady! Quickly, and I'm going to help you!
 * Jackie: C'mon, Eddward! Let's help Lady run for her life!
 * Edd: *yanks Ed into Lady's cab* So are we Lady! You're not getting beaten again!
 * Diesel 10: Ahhh, who needs you, Splodge!
 * Eddy: (To Splatter and Dodge) TRAITORS!!!!
 * *The 2 engines start*
 * Timmy: Watch out for the viaduct! It's extremely dangerous!!!!
 * *The 3 engines race by*
 * Timmy: *screams in horror*
 * Ignazio: What's-a-the matter, Timothy!
 * Timmy: Lady, that engine's name is LADY!!!! She's part of the clue to the source of the--
 * Timmy and Ignazio in unison: GOLD DUST?!!!! *both scream in horror*
 * Diesel 10: We'll get you, traitor-Eds!
 * Jackie: No you won't because the magic you and Eddy refuse to believe in.... WILL GET THE BETTER OF THE TWO OF YOU!!!!
 * Diesel 10: You can run but you can't hide!!!! Right. Pinchy?! *cackles evilly*
 * Eddy: Grab em'!
 * Diesel 10: Pinchy's.... hungry!!!!
 * Thomas! OH!!! GET BACK!!!!
 * Edd: Please speed Lady up Jackie, they're GAINING ON US!!!!
 * Ed: Giddyap, horsey!!!!
 * Edd: Ed, this is not the time to be fooling around please, thank you!
 * Ed: Let's sing a song!
 * Edd: Oh, dear!!!!
 * Jackie: *while gently rubbing Lady* C'mon, girl....
 * Eddy: Comin' for you, Sockhead!!!! *cackles evilly* Look out, Monobrow!!!!
 * Diesel 10: Here we come! Duck, Pinchy! *cackles evilly*
 * Diesel 10: I like my lunch steamed!!!!
 * Eddy: And I love my Eds scrambled!!!! *both cackle evilly and roar*
 * Diesel 10: *pants* Pretty fast for a puffball! *pants*
 * Eddy: Don't give up on getting them now!
 * *viaduct begins to crumble*
 * Edd: *stares at the viaduct in the distance* (hysterically) OH MY GRACIOUS!!!! WHAT'S THAT?!!!!
 * Ed: Buttered toast with gravy?!
 * Jackie: Calm down, Edd. We'll all jump across that bridge.
 * Ed: Like garbanzo beans?
 * Edd: Absolutely not, Ed and at least I know what you mean, Jackie!
 * Lady: I hope so.
 * Thomas: Come on, Lady! Little engines CAN do big things!!!!
 * Edd: *while on crumbling viaduct* (frantically) Let's hope we MAKE IT!!!!
 * Edd: (while making it across the crumbling viaduct) We made it, Jackie!
 * Jackie: Let's just hope Thomas makes it across as well!
 * (Thomas puffs on the crumbling viaduct)
 * Jackie: Hurry up Thomas, the bridge is collapsing!
 * Edd: *quickly senses the gap in the crumbling viaduct* (hysterically) JUMP THE GAP, THOMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (Thomas bravely jumps the gap and both escape the collapsing viaduct)
 * Jackie: Well done, Thomas!!!! Well done!!!! *Blows Lady's whistle*
 * Edd: *While Thomas was whistling back* You are THE really useful engine!!!!
 * Diesel 10: No! No! OH, C'MON NO! NO! NO HOLD IT! *screams*
 * Eddy: *while Diesel 10 was screaming* MOMMY!!!!
 * *pinchy clings hard to a rail-bar*
 * Diesel 10: Puffball!
 * Eddy: Sockhead!!!!
 * Diesel 10: Teapot!
 * Eddy: Monobrow!!!!
 * *Both fall of of viaduct*
 * Diesel 10: Tin kettles!!!!
 * Eddy: *screams in unison*
 * *both land in a filthy barge*
 * Eddy: BLECH! This boat reeks!!!!
 * Diesel 10: Oh, well. Nice time of the year for a cruise! *laughs nervously*
 * Eddy: Shut up, D10.
 * *Both float away and never to be seen or heard from again*

Quote 20

 * Thomas: But Mr. Turner.... you still don't have your gold dust.
 * Lady: I think he will soon.
 * Edd: Let's not forget Ignazio needs magical gold dust as well.
 * Timmy: Wait a minute.... "then watch the swirls that spin so well".
 * Jimmy: SWIRLS! Just like the shavings floating around Lady while we were on the magic railroad!
 * Jackie: Is there anything else?
 * Ed: A box of Chunky Puffs?
 * Edd: Ed, hush please. Thank you.
 * Ed: *moans*
 * Edd: Please excuse Ed, but is there anything else needed for the source.
 * Ignazio: Of course-a-there is! So WELL! A well means-a-water. *rolls up wishing well barrel filled with water*
 * Timmy: Jackie, put the shavings in with the water.
 * *Jackie fills pan with shavings and swirls them around with the wishing well water*
 * Burnett: Go ahead, Jackie. Throw it up in the air.
 * Ignazio: Please... please...
 * *Jackie glances at a sad but hopeful Timmy*
 * Thomas and Lady: Now, Jackie!
 * Edd: Please assist, Jackie.
 * *Jackie tosses shavings and water in the air and gold dust sparkle*
 * Jackie: Gold dust!
 * Burnett and Jimmy: Gold dust.
 * Timmy: YES! *laughs*
 * Ignazio: Gold dust! *raises his right fist in the air* WHOOOOOO!!!!!!
 * Edd: *in unison to Ignazio cheering* WE DID IT!!!!
 * *Timmy and Ignazio's whistles fill up with the gold dust*
 * *Jackie and Edd run to each other and hug*
 * Thomas: Lady, you are a really helpful engine.
 * Lady: And helping each other brings us to life, the magic... in all of us!

Quote 21

 * *Bell-flower rings*
 * Timmy: Hello? Oh yes, Sir. Topham Hatt Sir?! Y-you're on your way back right now? *sighs thankfully* Great news, I'll be at the sheds to welcome all of you. Everything's under control. W-what? Wanda wants to talk to me? Okay.
 * Wanda: Timmy! Oh, thank cupid you're safe!
 * Timmy: Don't forget Ignazio Boschetto too, Wanda.
 * Wanda: I didn't forget him, sport.
 * Cosmo: Can I say hi to Timmy?! Is he on?! Hi Timmy!!!!
 * Timmy: *chuckles* How you doin' Cosmo? Did you give Wanda any trouble during your holiday?
 * Wanda: Indeed!
 * Poof: *cries*
 * Timmy: Awwww... Poof, you really miss me don't you?
 * Wanda: Indeed he does, champ! And by the way, me and Cosmo saw the whole thing through our "Timmy senses" and we are extremely proud of you. You're my hero!!!!
 * Cosmo: (Holding a hero sandwich) And this is mine! *squeezes ketchup bottle but ketchup doesn't come out* STUPID KETCHUP!!!!
 * Timmy: *chortles* Cosmo's still having ketchup problems, huh?
 * Wanda: (annoyed) Ah, tell me about it, Sport! He wouldn't stop attempting to open that bottle ever since we came on holiday!
 * Mr. Conductor: (After snatching the phone from Wanda) Hello, Timmy.
 * Timmy: *shrieks* Mr. Conductor! I um... um... you see... I... um...
 * Mr. Conductor: Helped save the magic railroad, free the lost engine, and found the source of our family's gold dust? Of course you did!
 * Timmy: Wait, you understand what happened while I was in charge here?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course! Cosmo and Wanda told me, Junior, and Sir. Topham Hatt about it. We were all so very proud of you and your friends for your heroics. Anyway, me, Junior, and Sir Topham Hatt just talked about giving you the job at Shining Time Station.
 * Timmy: *gasps* REALLY?!!!
 * Junior: Indeed, little Timothy! Now me and my cuz can both hang out by the beach!
 * Mr. Conductor: *snatches phone from Junior*
 * Junior: Hey, why did you do that?! *stomach grumbles* Oh, oh no! I got to use the Lu. *runs into the restroom*
 * Mr. Conductor: Please excuse Junior, Timmy. But you WILL be taking my spot as Mr. Conductor in Shining Time Station. As everyone would say, there will ALWAYS be a Mr. Conductor living inside Shining Time Station.
 * Timmy: (in his own head) That means no more school or Vicky! (out loud) That sounds like a plan Mr. C. I'll meet you back in Shining Time.
 * Mr. Conductor: Meet you there too, Timmy. Excellent work, my friend. Goodbye.
 * Timmy: Bye: Mr. Conductor. *hangs up* *sighs* Well..... see you all in Shining Time. *blows whistle and vanishes in a cloud of gold dust*
 * Jackie: Here, Burnett. I want you to have this. *gives Burnett Stone gold dust*
 * Burnett: Well how sweet of you, Jackie. Here, give me the bluebird. I think we should share it. *pours gold dust on Jackie's stuffed bluebird* Now.... we'll always remember our Shining Time together.
 * (Shining Time Instrumental plays, shows kids playing baseball, shows Il Volo performing the end of "Surrender" inside "Shining Time Station", shows Stacy at the front desk, and shows Timmy pulling out a jawbreaker)
 * Timmy: (after pulling out a jawbreaker from the sunflower seed box) Ah, ha! *puts jawbreaker in mouth and sucks on it* Heh, Eddy never wins. *continues to work*
 * Timmy (Narrating) And now we come to the ending of our story, and it's time for everyone to go home and share lots of memories, just like... like.... *sighs happily* my BEST friend, Thomas The Tank Engine. *Thomas blows his whistle and crossover movie ends*

Trivia

 * Even though Eddy calls Timmy Turner "Twinkle-Twerp", Timmy is regular adult sized on Sodor. (Taller than he was on The "Fairly Odd Parents")
 * Timmy and Ignazio in the crossover are 16 inches tall when not on Sodor.
 * It was inferred that Diesel 10 actually asked a betrayed Eddy if he was interested in destroying the railway and Eddy somehow turned evil and remained the evil Diesel's cab driver the whole crossover.
 * Danny Fenton from "Danny Phantom" only appears in one scene in the whole crossover.