Mr. Conductor Meets Little Bill

Based on Mr. Conductor's Adventure Movies, Mr. Conductor Meets Little Bill is a crossover series that features Mr. Conductor (both George Carlin and Alec Baldwin) in the Little Bill series. A double episode will feature one Thomas and Friends story each and special stories will feature two stories together. Only stories from Seasons 1-6 are allowed. No stories from Season 7-present will be featured. The Thomas stories will be only used once.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (Just A Baby)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train (The Campout)

Quotes from Just A Baby
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sure that Jamal would like to hear a story.
 * Little Bill: Who said that?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm right here. (pops out of a box) I'm Mr. Conductor. Nice to meet you.
 * Little Bill: Oh, hi. What type of stories do you tell? Dinosaurs? Planets? Children?
 * Mr. Conductor: No. I tell stories about steam engines. Here, let me tell you about Thomas.
 * Little Bill: Who's Thomas?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, he's a little engine who comes from a place called the Island of Sodor. Here's a story from his station yard. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins)
 * Bobby: Well, I never. You're a great storyteller, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's nothing, really.

Quotes from The Campout
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: A camp won't be complete without a story. May I join in?
 * Andrew: Of course. (to Little Bill) Who is he?
 * Little Bill: He's Mr. Conductor. He tells stories all about steam engines.
 * Mr. Conductor: And here's one about a mail train. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train begins)
 * Andrew: Well, that story was cool, but now, I think you should leave so we can carry on with our camp.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay. See you later.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret (told by Alec Baldwin) (The Treasure Hunt)
 * 2) Train Stops Play (told by George Carlin) (The Best Way To Play)

Quotes from The Treasure Hunt
After the story
 * Little Bill: Do you know all about treasure, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Maybe, but I do know all about pirates who bury treasure. There's an engine who talks just like a pirate. His name's Salty. Here's a story about him (He blows his whistle and the story, Salty's Secret begins)
 * Little Bill: I would like to make a secret to troublesome people by working them to a musical rhythym.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): (chuckles) Well, you never know.

Quotes from The Best Way To Play
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): I know a game that they play on Sodor. It's cricket. Stepney once got a ball in his frieght car.
 * Little Bill: Excuse me, Mr. C, but who is Stepney.
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Well, he's a little engine who came to visit Sodor. Here, let me tell you about the ball on his car. (He blows his whistle and the story, Train Stops Play begins)
 * Little Bill: That's a very good story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Why, thank you.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (Monty's Roar)
 * 2) Percy Proves a Point (Natural Root Pals)

Quotes from Monty's Roar
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Monty. Your dinosaurs kinda remind me of something they have on the Island of Sodor.
 * Monty: What is it?
 * Mr. Conductor: A Chinese Dragon.
 * Little Bill: Can you tell us about it?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I would. Right, here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and the Dragon begins)
 * Monty: What a great story.
 * Mr. Conductor: It is, isn't it? Percy soon learned that the dragon is not real, just a paper one for the carnival.

Quotes from Natural Root Pals
After the story
 * Little Bill: Would you like to pretend to be in space with us, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, thanks. I'll stay here on Earth. And tell you a story. This one is about Harold the Helicopter, and his race with Percy. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Proves a Point begins)
 * Little Bill: Thanks, Mr. C. See you soon.
 * Mr. Conductor: Bye.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Learns a Lesson (The Dollar)
 * 2) Thomas Comes to Breakfast (The Choice)

Quotes from The Dollar
After the story
 * Little Bill: I'm curious to what to spend on my dollar. Have you got any ideas, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but I do have a story you could listen to. It's about James the Red Engine's first visit on Sodor. He caused some trouble and this is what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, James Learns a Lesson begins)
 * Little Bill: Cool. James must have learned not to bump coaches. But now, I must think about what to spend.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay. I'll leave you to it.
 * Little Bill: Bye.

Quotes from The Choice
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: Did I hear something about breakfast cereal.
 * Little Bill: Yes. I want to choose one.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I see. Well, I could tell you a story about breakfast. Would you like that?
 * Little Bill: Oh, yes, please.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well, then. Here's what happened to Thomas when he came to breakfast. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Comes to Breakfast begins)
 * Little Bill: That breakfast story was very nice. Now, I'd must go.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay, then, Goodbye.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Takes the Plunge (Guppies)
 * 2) Come Out, Henry! (The Magic Quilt)

Quotes from Guppies
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: What's this? A swimming lesson. Well, I never tell my engines how to swim, but they did have water problems.
 * Little Bill: Can you tell me one of the water problems, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Why, of course. Here's a story. It's about Percy and how he plunged into the sea. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Takes the Plunge begins)
 * Fuschia: That's one cool story, Mr. C. But now, me and Little Bill must get back to swimming.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay. See you later.

Quotes from The Magic Quilt
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: Psst. Over here.
 * Little Bill: Is that you, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, it's me. I see you're afraid of the dark. Well, no need to worry. I've got a story that will cheer you up.
 * Little Bill: Thanks.
 * Mr. Conductor: Here's a story about Henry. He was afraid of rain, so he wanted to stay in a tunnel. (He blows his whistle and the story, Come Out, Henry! begins)
 * Little Bill: Thanks, Mr. C. But I'm still a bit scared of the dark.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, don't you worry. I'm sure something will cheer you up.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (told by George Carlin) (The Meanest Thing to Say)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (told by Alec Baldwin) (Lavatory Story)

Quotes from The Meanest Thing to Say
After the story
 * Little Bill: Michael is very naughty. Is there anyone naughty on Sodor, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Yes. And one is Diesel. He's one heck of a bully. Let me tell you about his devious deeds. (He blows his whistle and the story, Diesel's Devious Deed begins)
 * Little Bill: Well, Michael will be proud of that story, but I won't. I like the stories about good engines.
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Well, sometimes engines can be good and bad. But they will soon be punished. Maybe Michael will soon be punished too.
 * Little Bill: Maybe.

Quotes from Lavatory Story
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Hey, Little Bill. I've heard you are going to show Michael round the bathroom. That's good. I wish I could come.
 * Little Bill: Do engines often take baths on Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): They certainly do. But only if you've been Really Useful. Percy once had to wait for a bath, but he wasn't happy. Let me tell you the whole story. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy's Chocolate Crunch begins)
 * Little Bill: A cool story, Mr. C. Percy has been tasty and dusty during his work, but at least he took a bath in the end.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): (chuckles) Yes. Well, good luck.
 * Little Bill: Thanks.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry and the Elephant (told by George Carlin) (The Zoo)
 * 2) Gordon and the Gremlin (told by Alec Baldwin) (My Pet Elephant)

Quotes from The Zoo
After the story
 * Little Bill: Oh, Mr. C, do they have elephants on Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Why, of course they do.
 * Kiku: Which engine had an adventure with an elephant?
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Well, Henry. The elephant comes from a circus and it escaped and blocked the tunnel.
 * Miss Aisha Murray Clinkscales: Please tell us all about it.
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): I'd be delighted. It will be elephantastic!
 * (kids laugh)
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Right, here goes. (blows whistle and the story, Henry and the Elephant starts)
 * Little Bill: Well, that was a very great story. And it involves elephants.
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): I'm glad you like it.

Quotes from My Pet Elephant
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): I've noticed that pets live on Sodor too. Can I tell you about one.
 * Little Bill: Well, yes.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Okay. This is a story about a dog that came with a very special visitor. (blows whistle and the story, Gordon and the Gremlin starts)
 * Little Bill: That was nice. Maybe I can name a pet after the event I had at the zoo.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Well, you never know.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon and the Famous Visitor
 * 2) Thomas and Stepney

Quotes
{C}Quote 1 After the story Quote 2 After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: So, you kids are visiting Captain Brainstorm, aren't you?
 * Little Bill: Yes. He's such a famous visitor to the mall.
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey, did you know that some visitors arrive on Sodor?
 * Little Bill: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. And here's a little story about a visitor who Gordon is jealous of. (blows whistle and the story, Gordon and the Famous Visitor starts)
 * Mr. Conductor: There you are. A story about visitors.
 * Little Bill: Thanks, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Why don't I tell you another story about Sodor's visitors?
 * Captain Brainstorm: What a good idea.
 * Mr. Conductor: Alright then. Here's what happened when Stepney came to Sodor. (blows whistle and the story, Thomas and Stepney starts)
 * Captain Brainstorm: Lovely story, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Why, thank you, Captain.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal (Chicken Pox)
 * 2) Special Attraction (Shipwrecked Sunday)

Quotes from Chicken Pox
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: I see you have chicken pox, Little Bill. Well, don't you worry. A story might make it better. This story is about Henry who often gets ill and needs Welsh coal. (blows whistle and the story, Henry's Special Coal starts)
 * Little Bill: Thanks for trying, Mr. C. But I don't think it worked much.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, well. Never mind

Quotes from Shipwrecked Sunday
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: On the Island of Sodor, Little Bill, we have vehicles who run on water. His name's Bulstrode. Here is what happened when he caused trouble for Percy, but first, let me tell you Toby's story about not being a special attraction.
 * Little Bill: Okay.
 * Mr. Conductor: (blows whistle and the story, Special Attraction starts)
 * Little Bill: That was good. Two stories in one. (chuckles)
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm glad that you enjoyed it.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Passengers and Polish (told by George Carlin) (Zoopity Zoo)
 * 2) Thomas and the Rumors (told by Alec Baldwin) (Neighborhood Park)

Quotes from Zoopity Zoo
After the story
 * Little Bill: I see that you're about to clean too, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): Yes. My stationhouse at Shining Time Station needs a good clean and polish. Duncan wanted a polish, but he didn't get one.
 * Little Bill: Who's Duncan?
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): He's one of the engines from a little railway on the Island of Sodor. Here's a story about how Duncan got jealous after seeing Nancy polish his friend, Skarloey. He wanted a polish, too. (blows whistle and the story, Passengers and Polish starts)
 * Little Bill: (imatating Duncan) No polish means no passengers. (laughs) I love that line. Thanks, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor (GC): No problem. I'd better be cleaning like you.

Quotes from Neighborhood Park
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Turning a vacant lot into a park is a very good idea. I love parks. Feeding the ducks and playing with my friends. But the best part of the park is the playground. Did you know that they have playgrounds and parks on Sodor?
 * Little Bill: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Oh, yes. Once, the sand in the playground got dirty. Thomas wanted to help the children. Here's what happened. (blows whistle and the story, Thomas and the Rumors starts)
 * Little Bill: Lovely. I wish we can have sand in our park.
 * Mr. Conductor (AB): Well, you never know.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Stepney gets Lost (Elephant on the Loose)
 * 2) Thomas and the Jet Engine (If A Bird Rings, Answer It)

Quotes from Elephant on the Loose
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Elephant being on the loose reminds me of Stepney when he got lost.
 * Little Bill: Oh, will you please tell us about it?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course. (blows whistle and the story, Stepney gets Lost starts)
 * Little Bill: Thanks, Mr. C. I hope Elephant hasn't gone to the scrapyards.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't be silly. Of course he wouldn't.

Quotes from If A Bird Rings, Answer It
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, that parrot has got a very strange talent. Thomas wanted to do a talent on Sodor, but he ends up doing it.
 * Little Bill: What are you talking about, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me find crackers for the parrot and I'll explain. (blows whistle and the story, Thomas and the Jet Engine starts)
 * Little Bill: So, Thomas did a fast talent. He tried being like Gordon.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, but Gordon did not like it.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables (Big Kid)
 * 2) Trouble in the Shed (The Bills Go To Work)

Quotes from Big Kid
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: Acting like a big kid, I see. Well, I know that there some big engines on Sodor. Here's a story about them.
 * Little Bill: Okay, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: (blows whistle and the story, Tenders and Turntables starts)
 * Little Bill: That story rocks. Will it be okay if I went on strike?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, no. It was the engines who wanted to be on strike because Sir Topham Hatt made them shunt in dirty sidings and Gordon and James had escapades with a turntable)

Quotes from The Bills Go To Work
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello. What are you doing?
 * Big Bill: We are very busy, Mr. Conductor.
 * Little Bill: My dad is showing me around his work.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, how lovely. I know that there are some working engines on Sodor. Here, this is a story about Thomas, Edward and Percy doing the big engines' work. (blows whistle and the story, Trouble in the Shed starts)
 * Big Bill: Thanks, Mr. C.
 * Little Bill: Yes. Thanks.
 * Mr. Conductor: No problem.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise (The Promise)
 * 2) Edward's Exploit (The Practise)

Quotes from The Promise
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: Keeping promises are very good. Did you know that Percy kept a promise to Thomas?
 * April: Oh, what happened.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you. (blows whistle and the story, Percy's Promise starts)
 * Little Bill: Very good, Mr. C. I hope I don't end up in a flood.
 * Mr. Conductor: (chuckles) Of course you won't

Quotes from The Practise
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: When you practise the basketball, it kinda reminds me of the time Edward practised rolling without rods.
 * April: Really?
 * Little Bill: Tell me all about Edward.
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I would. (blows whistle and the story, Edward's Exploit starts)
 * Little Bill: You're stories are very good, Mr. C. And so is this one.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm glad you loved it. Did you enjoy it, April.
 * April. Yes indeed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby and the Flood (Are We There Yet?)
 * 2) Make Someone Happy (Super Family Fun Land!)

Quotes from Are We There Yet?
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: That rain makes me thing of a rainy story.
 * Bobby: What is it about?
 * Mr. Conductor: It's about Toby. He floated along a piece of bridge after a dam breaks. Let me tell you about what happened. (blows whistle and the story, Toby and the Flood starts)
 * Bobby: That was lovely, Mr. C. But it didn't make the rain go away.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry. I'm sure we'll think of something.

Quotes from Super Family Fun Land!
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: An amusement park is a very fun place to visit. There's so much to do.
 * Little Bill: I expect they have amusement parks on Sodor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, actually, they do. Let me tell you a story about a special amusement park. (blows whistle and the story, Make Someone Happy starts)
 * Little Bill: I like that story. Thanks, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: No problem.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby's Discovery (The Ring Bear)
 * 2) Happy Ever After (Miss Murray's Wedding)

Quotes from The Ring Bear
After the story
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't think Miss Murray means "ring bear". He might mean "ring bearer" a person in chruch.
 * Little Bill: Maybe. You might be wrong, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, who knows. But I know about a tram engine who is the same color as a bear. Can you guess who it might be?
 * Little Bill: Toby?
 * Mr. Conductor: That's right. And here's a story about him having an adventure. (blows whistle and the story, Toby's Discovery starts)
 * Little Bill: That's a nice story about the tram engine the same color as a bear.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm pleased that you enjoyed it.

Quotes from Miss Murray's Wedding
After the story
 * Little Bill: Do they have weddings on the Island of Sodor, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. And the engines' best part is the good luck package. This is a story about Percy and the time he found a good luck package for Mrs. Kyndley's daughter. (blows whistle and the story, Happy Ever After starts)
 * Little Bill: That's great, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm glad you like it.