Muppets Most Wanted nail polish/Ninety Nine Bats (In My Car Today) (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Kermit Me to Speak as Count von Count
 * I Love Applause as Prairie Dawn

Lyrics
I Love Applause: Excuse me, Kermit Me to Speak. There seems to be a lot of bats in your car.

Kermit Me to Speak: Yes, I Love Applause. There are ninety-nine of them, to be exact. Ah, ah, ah!

I Love Applause: What, what? Ninety-nine of them?!

Kermit Me to Speak: Yes. But don't worry. They won't be here for long.

I Love Applause: Oh, great. They won't?

Kermit Me to Speak: No, they won't. And do you know why?

I Love Applause: (sighs) I cannot say that I do.

Kermit Me to Speak: (spoken) Because they're going to fly out the window. And I love it when they do because every time one flies out the window, I get to tell you how many there are left in the car. Here, I'll show you... (singing) Whoa, there are ninety-nine bats in my car today. Ninety-nine wonderful bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

Bat: So long, Kermit Me to Speak.

Kermit Me to Speak: Ninety-eight bats in my car today. Ninety-eight bats in my car today. Ninety-eight wonderful bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

Bat: Goodbye, Kermit Me to Speak.

Kermit Me to Speak: Ninety-seven bats in my car today. Oh, keeping track of bats is fun as you can plainly see. It's great to count them one by one so sing along with me. Ninety-seven bats in my car today. Ninety-seven bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

Bat: See ya, Kermit Me to Speak.

Kermit Me to Speak: Ninety-six bats in my car today. Ninety-six bats in my car today. Ninety-six glorious bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

Bat: Hasta la vista, Kermit Me to Speak.

Kermit Me to Speak: Ninety-five bats in my car today. Ninety-five bats in my car today. Ninety-five beautiful bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

I Love Applause: Oh, dear. How I wish I was in some other car listening to some other song.

Kermit Me to Speak: Oh, I don't get so sad or ratted when a bat flies out of my car 'cause I get to count them all again to see how many there are. Ha, ha!

I Love Applause: Kermit Me to Speak, are we at zero yet?

Kermit Me to Speak: (spoken) No, I Love Applause. We're not there yet. (singing) Oh, there's still forty-three bats in my car today. Forty-three fabulous bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

Bat: Catch you later, Kermit Me to Speak.

Kermit Me to Speak: Forty-two bats in my car today. Forty-two bats in my car today. Forty-two heavenly bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

I Love Applause: Why me?

Kermit Me to Speak: Oh, there's one last bat in my car today. One last magnificent bat. And if that bat flew far away...

Bat: Bye bye, Kermit Me to Speak.

Kermit Me to Speak: Zero bats in my car today. Zero bats in my car. Ha, ha!

I Love Applause: Zero bats. Whew! I'm glad that's over.

Kermit Me to Speak: Yes, I Love Applause. I'm finished counting bats flying out of my car. And now, I'm going to count bats flying into my car. Ah, ah!

I Love Applause: Oh, no!

Kermit Me to Speak: (spoken) Oh, yes! (singing) Zero bats in my car today. Zero wonderful bats. But one new bat flew in, so hey.

Bat: Hi there, Kermit Me to Speak.

Kermit Me to Speak: There's one bat here in my car today. One bat in my car today. One sensational bat. If one more bat flew in, then hey.

Bat: How are you doing, Kermit Me to Speak?

Kermit Me to Speak: Two bats here in my car today. Two bats here in my car today. Two unbelievable bats. If one more bat flew in, then hey.

I Love Applause: What a long, strange trip it has been.