Mr. Conductor Meets Theodore Tugboat

Mr. Conductor Meets Theodore Tugboat is a crossover series featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor in the Theodore Tugboat series. Each episode will feature one Thomas story. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-6 can be used. Also, each Thomas story will be used only once.

Thomas Story

 * Pop Goes The Diesel

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know who Oliver reminds me of? Diesel.
 * Theodore: Who's Diesel?
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, Theodore, Diesel was mean to the steam engines on the Island of Sodor. I remember his first day on Sodor. I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Pop Goes the Diesel begins)

Thomas Story

 * Percy's Ghostly Trick

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: George, if you don't believe Theodore about the ghost, why don't you think it's not real?
 * George: Because I say so. I really want to believe Theodore but I just can't.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Thomas said the same thing just like you.
 * George: Really? So, Thomas doesn't believe ghosts are real?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, you see, his best friend Percy plays a ghostly trick on him.
 * George: He did? How?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you, George and beware. (He blow his whistle and the story, Percy's Ghostly Trick begins)

Thomas Story

 * Daisy

Quotes

 * Theodore: Don't be glum, Emily. I'm sure Carla didn't mean it, she just got upset and didn't want to follow the Harbour safety rules.
 * Mr. Conductor: Theodore's right, Emily. And you know Carla reminds me of Daisy.
 * Emily: Daisy? Who's Daisy? Please tell me about her.
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course. I'll tell you about Daisy. (He blows his whistle and the story, Daisy begins)

Thomas Story

 * Thomas, Percy and the Dragon

Quotes

 * Theodore: I don't know, Mr.Conductor.
 * Emily: He doesn't look friendly.
 * George: That viking ship keeps snorting at everyone.
 * Foduck: And even us.
 * Hank: He's too scary.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't scared. You know that happened to Percy, he thought is was a real dragon.
 * Emily: Really?
 * Hank: Is Percy scared like us?
 * Theodore: Tell us about Percy.
 * Hank: Please tell us.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay, I will. (He blow his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy, and the Dragon begins)
 * After the story...
 * Emily: So it wasn't a real dragon.
 * Theodore: Just like party decoration.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yep. And that's a story.

Thomas Story

 * Bowled Out

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas Story "Bowled Out" to Theodore and all four of Cabot's cargo.

Thomas Story

 * Toad Stands By

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: That Tex sure seems grumpy. He reminds me of Scruffy, the troublesome freight car, who is giving Oliver a hard time after his accident.
 * Theodore: Who's Scruffy and Oliver? What happened to them?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you all about it right now, Theodore. (He blows his whistle and the story, Toad Stands By begins)

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Gets Tricked

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: [appears] Hello, you must be Theodore Tugboat. Right?
 * Theodore: Um, yes. But who are you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service.
 * Theodore: Hello, Mr. Conductor. I'm the new tugboat.
 * Mr. Conductor: It's nice to meet you. Hey, do you have time for me to tell you a story?
 * Theodore: I guess so.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well. This is a story about my friend Thomas the Tank Engine. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins)

Trivia

 * This really is the very first episode of this series.

Thomas Story

 * Scaredy Engines

Quotes
After the story...
 * Narrator: It was going to be a very long night.
 * Mr. Conductor: (appears) You look very scared, Hank. What's the matter?
 * Hank: No. Well, yes. I'm scared of the dark. Now that Theodore's not here, I feel so lonely and scared and so I asked the Dispatcher to turn on the dock light to help me.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sorry about that, Hank.
 * Hank: That's all right, Mr. Conductor, but do any of the engines on Sodor get scared?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure they do, Hank. In fact, I remember the time one Halloween on the Island of Sodor that Thomas was teasing his best friend Percy about the ghost engine at the Smelter's yard, but he learned his lesson in the end. Well, let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Scaredy Engines begins)
 * Hank: Oh. So the ghost is not real at all? Now I understand a little.
 * Mr. Conductor: Good night, Hank. [disappears]
 * Hank: Good night, Mr. Conductor.

Thomas Story

 * Edward Helps Out

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Foduck, helping your friends and looking out for danger and things like that sure can feel great. You know who I think you'd be good friends with?
 * Foduck: No, who?
 * Mr. Conductor: Edward the blue engine.
 * Foduck: Really, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Foduck. I think it's time I told you about how Edward helped Gordon when he was stuck on a hill. Maybe it will cheer you up. (He blows his whistle and the story, Edward Helps Out begins)
 * After the story...
 * Foduck: That was really nice of Edward. Thanks, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Foduck.

Thomas Story

 * Tenders and Turntables

Thomas Story

 * Trouble in the Shed

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Gets Bumped

Thomas Story

 * Thomas and the Rumors

Quotes

 * Narrator: When Hank turned back to the mermaid, she was gone again!
 * Hank: Now that was the strangest thing.
 * Narrator: He thought.
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears] Hello, Hank. Theodore just told me that you saw a mermaid here and she was not here.
 * Hank: (sadly) Well, I did and know I saw her here. I did make up alot of stories that are untrue to my friends, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I think that your mermaid and your stories are just rumors.
 * Hank: Rumors?
 * Mr. Conductor: You shouldn't believe in rumors, Hank. Think of what happened to Thomas and his friends when they did it.
 * Hank: Thomas?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Hank. You really should listen carefully to this story. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Rumors begins)

Thomas Story

 * Haunted Henry

Thomas Story

 * James In A Mess

Quotes

 * George: Mr. Conductor, we're arguing about who was making all that polution.
 * Emily: I can't be me who's making it, I leave my engine on when I'm not working.
 * Hank: But I throw my bumpers in the water, and that makes polution too!
 * Foduck: I play my radio too loud anyway, that has to be the polution.
 * Theodore: Well, I leak oil, and that also makes polution.
 * Mr. Conductor: You all seem to have a good point, but I think Theodore's oil leaking reminds me of how James got covered in tar by tar wagons.
 * George: We never heard of that story before.
 * Theodore: Could you tell us about happened to James, please?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I can, listen carefully. (He blows his whistle and the story, James in a Mess, begins)
 * After the story....
 * Theodore: So that's why James got covered in tar. It's because he was cross at Toby.
 * Mr. Conductor: Actually, he was supposed to pin down his brakes, and that's how he got covered in tar.
 * George: But, I don't think tar could've make the pollution.
 * Hank: Yeah, what can be making all the smoke in the air?

Thomas Story

 * The Trouble With Mud

Thomas Story

 * Double Trouble (S2)

Thomas Story

 * Rusty and the Boulder

Quotes

 * Narrator: Hank floated sadly towards home.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Hank, being quiet must be harder then being chased by a boulder.
 * Hank: Yes. Maybe you could be... Wait, a boulder? Why, I don't know what you're talking about.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Hank, I will tell you the whole story to you while we head back to the Big Harbor. (He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty and the Boulder begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: Well, that was a very strange story about a very strange boulder. Rusty never stops thinking about it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yed indeed, Hank. But now let's head home to the Big Harbor and we still have to be quiet like the Dispatcher said.
 * Hank: Yes, all right, Mr. Conductor.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: So you both excited working at the night shift.
 * Hank: Yes, Mr. Condcutor.
 * Theodore: We never work at the night shift before. I want to know what is like.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sure you're found out, like how it happened to Thomas and his best friend Percy.
 * Theodore: Really?
 * Hank: Do they work on the night shift too?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh yes. They had to deliver the mail all night.
 * Hank: Working with the mail all night?
 * Theodore: We didn't understand Mr. Conductor, please tell us about Thomas and Percy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay, if you say so. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy, and the Mail Train begins)

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor is also staying up all night to help some of his owl friends and other nocturnal friends.

Thomas Story

 * Toby and the Flood

Quotes

 * Narrator: Then, Hank had a thought. A terrible thought!
 * Hank: I think...
 * Narrator: He told himself.
 * Hank: I think I'm gonna crash into those rocks!
 * Narrator: Hank quickly told Mr. Conductor what is happening.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh no! Hank, you being put in great danger reminds me a lot of what happened to Toby the Tram Engine when he floated downriver on a wooden bridge towards a waterfall.
 * Hank: Oh, that's terrible! Mr. Conductor, will you please tell me about it?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be my pleasure, Hank. (He blows his whistle and the story, Toby and the Flood begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: Well, Toby was rescued and had a happy ending, but not for me when I crash into those dangerous rocks!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Hank. I'll go and get help. I'll be right back. Trust me. (disappears)
 * Hank: Please hurry, Mr. Conductor.

Thomas Story

 * Percy Takes the Plunge

Quotes

 * Shelburne [slowly]: We're ready for action.
 * Theodore: You know what I think, Rebecca and Mr. Conductor, I think that Northumberland may be exploring by himself a little bit.
 * Mr. Conductor: I know, Theodore. Everyone likes to do that every now and then. Even the engines on the Island of Sodor, but you can't always be sure what was going to happen. Like the time when Percy was working on the Harbor.
 * Theodore: Really?
 * Rebecca: What happened to Percy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, everyone let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Takes The Plunge begins)
 * After the story...
 * Theodore: But it was the freight cars' fault.
 * Mr. Conductor: Not really, Theodore. Percy should have known better than to trust them. He should have thought twice before he decided to go exploring out there.
 * Rebecca: Yeah, I wish Northumberland could have learned that, too.
 * Shelburne [slowly]: Me too.

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas story "Percy Takes The Plunge" to Theodore, Rebecca and Shelburne while they're all looking for Northumberland.

Thomas Story

 * A Bad Day for Sir Handel

Quotes

 * Mr.Conductor: You know, Rebecca, It's okay to be grumpy that Benjamin kept you up all night with his loud snoring. And you didn't mean to yell at Theodore and Shelburne.
 * Rebecca: I know Mr. C, I shouldn't be hard on them. It was fine yesterday, but today it's bad.
 * Mr.Conductor: Just take some times. I'm sure you be better tomorrow.
 * Rebecca: I hope so, but I'm still angry.
 * Mr.Conductor: You know that what happened to Sir Handel.
 * Rebecca: Really, did he had a bad day?
 * Mr.Conductor: Oh, yes, he did.
 * Rebecca: Tell me about Sir Handel had a bad day.
 * Mr.Conductor: Okay, I will and listen carefully. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Bad Day for Sir Handel begins)

Thomas Story

 * Home At Last

Thomas Story

 * Rock 'n' Roll

Thomas Story

 * Toby's Tightrope

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sure Mr. Dispatcher didn't mean to take on you, Theodore. He just has a bad cold and get a little grumpy.
 * Hank: Mr. Dispatcher made a mistake, Mr.C.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, that's what happened to Mavis andToby.
 * Theodore: Mavis and Toby? What happened to them?
 * Hank: Tell us, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: All right, let me tell you both about Mavis andToby. (He blows his whistle and the story, Toby's Tightrope begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor told the Thomas story "Toby's Tightrope" to Theodore and Hank at the Great Ocean Tug and Salvage Company Dock.

Thomas Story

 * Percy Runs Away

Quotes
After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: I know how you feel. It's okay you're afraid of Pugwash for bumping you, Northumberland. Maybe things has change to Pugwash.
 * Theodore: He's right, Northumberland.
 * Northumberland: Well, I still don't want to go over there with Pugwash around.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, that happened to Percy one time when he joined Sir Topham Hatt's railway.
 * Northumberland: Percy? What did he do?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you about him. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Runs Away began)
 * Northumberland: Wow, I'm glad Percy is all right.
 * Theodore: Gordon helps him to get unstuck. Since Percy has learn his lesson.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. And that's a story about Percy.

Thomas Story

 * Percy and the Signal

Quotes

 * Theodore: George isn't having any fun today. I wish I knew what to do.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, we can try to trick George, just like the time when Gordon and James did play a trick on Percy about signals.
 * Theodore: What happened to Percy?
 * Hank: Yes, tell us what happened, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: I will. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy and the Signal begins)
 * After the story...
 * Theodore: Well, we can't trick George with signals, Mr. Conductor, but thanks for the story anyway. But still I wish there is something we can do for George to like Big Harbour Fools Day.

Thomas Story

 * Wrong Road

Quotes
After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, you two. You both shouldn't do that. You know, your friends are worried about you.
 * Theodore: Really?
 * Barrington: How? The jokes are fun if we hide and surprise.
 * Mr. Conductor: It's okay to play Hide and Surprise all day. But it's not okay stay all night, and everyone is worried and looking for you.
 * Theodore and Barrington: You mean it?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. And I had a story that will help you both understand.
 * Theodore: You do?
 * Barrington: Tell us.
 * Mr.Conductor: Listen carefully and let me tell you both about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Wrong Road begins)
 * Theodore: I never thought of it.
 * Barrington: Me either.
 * Mr. Conductor: That's a story. Now, come on, let's get home and catch up Foduck and Constance. The Dispatcher and the tugs are worried about you.
 * (Mr. Conductor take Theodore and Barrington home)

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Meets the Queen

Quotes

 * Narrator: The tugs waited impatiently for the queen to arrive, then Mr. Conductor appears.
 * Mr. Conductor: Good morning, everyone. How's everytug doing?
 * George: (annoyed) Fine, Mr. C, just waiting for the queen to arrive.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, while we're waiting, how about a tell you tugs a story about a queen visiting the Island of Sodor?
 * Theodore: That'll be nice, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Meets The Queen begins)
 * After the story...
 * Emily: What a great story. It's too bad our queen's not a human being like you, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: (laughs) I know Emily, is it alright if I stay here a while - to see the queen?
 * Pearl: Yes you may.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you Pearl.
 * Pearl: My pleasure.

Thomas Story

 * Fish (S4)

Thomas Story

 * Faulty Whistles

Thomas Story

 * Henry's Special Coal

Quotes

 * Mr.Conductor: You know, Hank, you had to take it easy. I know you're excited about the race, that you reminded of me of Henry one time.
 * Hank: I do?
 * Mr.Conductor: Yes, you do.
 * Hank: What about Henry? What happened to him?
 * Mr.Conductor: Here, let me tell you about Henry. (He blows his whistle and the story, Henry's Special Coal begins)

Thomas Story

 * Rusty Helps Peter Sam

Quotes

 * George: I just don't like that my friends laugh at me when I made a funny noise.
 * Mr.Conductor: I'm sure they didn't know that you don't like it. But you don't had to ran away from home.
 * George: Well, I had to.
 * Mr.Conductor: If you don't come home, the Dispatcher going to be angry at you and you can be in big trouble.
 * George: I don't care!
 * Mr.Conductor: You know all of this happened to Rusty and Peter Sam.
 * George: Really, what about Rusty and Peter Sam? What do they did?
 * Mr.Conductor: Let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty Helps Peter Sam began)

Thomas Story

 * Lady Hatt's Birthday Party

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: (appears) Hello Theodore. You look very sad, what's a matter?
 * Theodore: Oh, hi, Mr.Conductor. I'm sad because today is my birthday, and I think my friends forgot about it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh. Cheer up kid. I never forget your birthday, I know your birthday is today.
 * Theodore: Really? I'm glad you cared about me.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know I have a story that will make you feel better.
 * Theodore: Really? What is it about?
 * Mr. Conductor: About Sir Tophan Hatt. He had to get a birthday present for his wife Lady Hatt.
 * Theodore: Really? Tell me.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay here it goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Lady Hatt's Birthday Party began)
 * After the story....
 * Theodore: Wow. That's nice for Sir Tophan Hatt makes his wife so special on her birthday.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, he did and Lady Hatt had a wonderful birthday.
 * Theodore: That makes me feel better alittle. But I'm still sad, what if my friends doesn't like me anymore.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sure they do. They love you and they will always be your friend and they will never forgot your birthday.
 * Theodore: Oh, thanks.
 * Mr. Conductor: Your welcome. Oh, there's your friend Pearl coming I got to get back to work. And Happy Birthday, Theodore.
 * Theodore: Thank you Mr. C. (Mr. Conductor disappeared)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor told the story "Lady Hatt's Birthday Party" to a very sad Theodore to try to cheer him up because he thinks that everyone had forgotten his birthday.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas and Stepney

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Theodore and Cumberland, sometimes this reminds me of a story about Thomas and his new friend Stepney.
 * Theodore: Really Mr. C.?
 * Cumberland: What happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed Theodore and Cumberland, let me tell you both how Thomas was first jealous then alright in the end. (He blows his whistle and the story Thomas and Stepney begins)
 * After the story....
 * Theodore: Now that is a good friend indeed, like Emily.
 * Cumblerland: And my special friend Conrad Explorer, as well.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yep, I think Stepney going to enjoy visiting the railway.

Thomas Story

 * Saved From Scrap

Quotes

 * Theodore: I'm showing Bedford around the Harbour, Mr.Conductor.
 * Bedford: Yes and I'm having so much fun.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm glad you have fun, Bedford.
 * Bedford: Thank you, Mr.C.
 * Theodore: So Mr. Conductor, while I give Bedford for a ride around the harbor, do you have a story to tell?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes I do.
 * Bedford: Who is about?
 * Mr. Conductor: Edward. He save a new friend from scrap.
 * Bedford: He did? Please tell about Edward and how he save his new friend from scrapping
 * Mr. Conductor: Listen and let me tell you both about Edward who save a new friend from scrap. (He blows his whistle and the story of Saved from Scrap begins)
 * After the story...
 * Theodore: Wow, that was brave.
 * Bedford: I'm glad Edward saved Trevor and he can give the children a ride.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, he did.

Thomas Story

 * Tender Engines

Quotes
After the story....
 * Mr. Conductor: You know Hank, your new name reminds me of our big green engine Henry.
 * Hank: Really Mr. C.?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed Hank, and he had quite a problem with tenders. Let me tell you how it happened. (He blows his whistle and the story Tender Engines begins)
 * Hank: Man, Henry's been fooled!
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed he was, and it wasn't very nice of Duck to do that either.

Thomas Story

 * Henry's Forest

Quotes
After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't be so sad, Foduck. I'm sure the Dispatcher didn't mean to yelled at you.
 * Foduck: Well, he did. But I don't want to go home, it must because he doesn't like me no more.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sure he does, Foduck. He loves you. You know Henry has your problem, you see he was worried about the forest.
 * Foduck: He did?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes.
 * Foduck: How did Henry is worried about the forest?
 * Mr. Conductor: Listen and let me tell you about Henry's forest. (He blows his whistle and the story, Henry's Forest begins)
 * Foduck: Oh, Henry is sad about the forest being destroyed and at the end, he's happy the forest is safe and sound.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. And that's how what happens.

Thomas Story

 * Oliver's Find

Quotes

 * Narrator: Hank watched everyone bust at work. Suddenly, he did feel like a little fella. A little fella who didn't really belong out there.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Hank, if it'll cheer you up and while we work for Theodore to finish, I'll tell you a story about Oliver the Great Western Engine's nighttime adventure and job to do at the same time.
 * Hank: Sure, Mr. Conductor, but it won't make me feel any better. At least, you have time to do this special thing with me tonight.
 * Mr. Conductor: All right, Hank. (He blows his whistle and the story, Oliver's Find begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: At least, Oliver has a special adventure in the night, but not me.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't feel sad, Hank. Let's just wait for Theodore to finish his job and then we can head home.
 * Hank [quietly and sadly]: Sure, Mr. Conductor.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach

Trivia

 * This episode (about Foduck) takes place between "The Dark and Scary Cove" and "Different Strokes - Different Boats" in season 1.

Thomas Story

 * Gordon and the Famous Visitor

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, George, you're about as jealous as Gordon is from that time with the Famous Visitor.
 * George: Why, Mr. C? What happened to Gordon?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd thought you never ask! (He blows his whistle and the story, Gordon and the Famous Visitor begins)

Thomas Story

 * The Flying Kipper

Thomas Story

 * Trust Thomas

Thomas Story

 * Stepney Gets Lost

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: This reminds me of how Stepney got lost, Theodore.
 * Theodore: Who's Stepney?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a Bluebell engine on the Bluebell Railway. Let me tell you about how he got lost and ended up in the scrapyard. (He blows his whistle and the story, Stepney Gets Lost begins)
 * After the story....
 * Mr. Conductor: After that, Stepney learned not to get lost in the dark.
 * Theodore: That must've been scary.
 * Mr. Conductor: It sure did.

Thomas Story

 * Twin Trouble

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, George, you remind me of Donald and Douglas.
 * George: I do?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes.
 * George: Are those twin brothers getting into trouble again?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, they did again.
 * Theodore: Are they're bossy like George? I don't like being boss around.
 * Foduck: How did those twins get into trouble?
 * George: Yes, you said I reminded of them. Please tell me.
 * Theodore and Foduck: How?
 * Mr. Conductor: Listen carefully. (He blows his whistle and the story, Twin Trouble begins)

Thomas Stories

 * Busy Going Backwards

Quotes
After the story...
 * Theodore: I'm so scared and can't stop going backwards, Mr.Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't be afraid, Theodore. It's okay to hide from your friends, but you had to tell them why are you going backwards.
 * Theodore: I just can't do it.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, I had a story about Toad the Brakevan being tired of going backwards.
 * Theodore: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes.
 * Theodore: What happened to Toad?
 * Mr. Conductor: Listen and let me tell you what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, Busy Going Backwards begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: So do you get it, Theodore?
 * Theodore: Kind of. I never know about that. What I heard today.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes and that's a story. Now come on, George and Emily are waiting for you to move a big ship.
 * Theodore: Okay, thanks for the story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure. (He disappeared)

Thomas Story

 * A Scarf for Percy

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Sigrid, you said a green bumper, that's what you want?
 * Sigrid: Yes, but they won't let me get one.
 * Mr. Conductor: I know how you feel. You know, Percy always wants something too.
 * Sigrid: Really? What did Percy want?
 * Mr. Conductor: He wanted a scarf, to keep himself warm on winter.
 * Sigrid: Oh, tell me how Percy wants a scarf?
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay, I will. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Scarf for Percy begins)
 * After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: And that's how it happened.
 * Sigrid: Wow, even though Percy always wanted a scarf, but he decide he doesn't want to.
 * Mr. Conductor: That's right, Sigrid.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Comes To Breakfast

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Emily, your brusied bumper reminds me about Thomas's front when he crashed into the stationmaster's house.
 * Emily: Really, Mr. C.? Do the other engines tease about it now?
 * Mr. Conductor: Some of them did, but here's how Thomas boast about not having a driver to work him. (He blows his whistle, and the story Thomas Comes to Breakfast begins)
 * After the story.....
 * Emily: Wow......I never thought that could happen to Thomas.
 * Mr. Conductor: Me neither Emily, but that's the story.

Thomas Story

 * Middle Engine

Quotes

 * Theodore: I don't like being the middle tugboat, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: It's kinda hard getting used to the middle of everything. Percy and James encountered that problem that was similar to yours, only with diesels.
 * Theodore: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Theodore, let me tell you about them. (He blows his whistle and the story, Middle Engine begins)

Thomas Story

 * Percy and the Haunted Mine

Quotes
After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: You know Theodore, going to meet the haunted houseboat is just as scary as Percy encounters the old haunted mine.
 * Theodore: Really Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed Theodore, let me you what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy and the Haunted Mine begins)
 * Theodore: Thank goodness they were just garden gnomes.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yep, and I hope you'll be brave when you go meet the haunted houseboat.
 * Theodore: I'll try, Mr. Conductor.

Thomas Story

 * Diesel's Devious Deed

Quotes
After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor (appears): Hi, tugboats. You look worried, what's wrong?
 * Emily: Theodore is missing, Mr. Conductor.
 * Foduck: We can't find him, we look everywhere.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, that's terrible.
 * Hank: Maybe the pirate boat must have kidnapped him.
 * Mr. Conductor: Are you worried that pirate boat might did an awful thing to Theodore?
 * Tugboats: Yes!
 * George: I just don't want that pirate boat to do a bad thing with him.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Diesel did a bad thing to Duck, a terrible thing.
 * Foduck: He did?
 * Emily: Tell us.
 * Hank: Yes, please tell us.
 * Mr. Conductor: I will. (He blows his whistle and the story, Diesel's Devious Deed begins)
 * Foduck: Oh, dear.
 * Emily: That's awful. It was Diesel's fault he told the trouble tracks about Gordon, James, and Henry.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes he did. And it wasn't poor Duck's fault.
 * George: Well, we don't that pirate boat to do a bad thing to our friend. Come on, we got to rescue Theodore.
 * Emily, Foduck, and Hank: Yes!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm coming with you and help your friend.

Thomas Story

 * A Close Shave for Duck

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Foduck, it's hard if something bugs you while your friends like to do things like you don't want to do.
 * Foduck: Yes, I just don't want that silly rainbow to ruined my Monday to move a ship to a middle of docking, that why I'm upset.
 * Mr. Conductor: I know how you feel. You see Duck want to do something too.
 * Foduck: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Really.
 * Foduck: What about Duck?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Close Shave for Duck begins)

Thomas Story

 * Scaredy Engines

Thomas Story

 * Old Iron

Quotes
After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't be sad, Digby. I know your friends forgot about you, but they were excited to meet Dartmouth the big cable ship.
 * Digby: I know. But everytime I tried to talk, they just move away and talk to their new friend.
 * Mr. Conductor: I know how you feel, you feel left out that's why. You know that happened to James and Edward.
 * Digby: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Really.
 * Digby: What about James and Edward, what do they do?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you about it and listen carefully. (He blows his whistle and the story, Old Iron begins)
 * Digby: Cool, so James was upset about Edward before. And now he thanked his friend for saving his life.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, and that's why James is unhappy to Edward. And now at the end, he thanked his friend for saving him from a runaway.
 * Digby: You think my friends still like me and even though they like Dartmouth.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. The tugboats loves you and always be friends. Come on, let's go talk to them how you feel.
 * Digby: I can't. I'm stuck and I can't get off.
 * Mr. Conductor: Hold on, I'll go get help. I'll be right back. (He disappeared)

Thomas Story

 * A New Friend for Thomas

Quotes
After the story...
 * Theodore (sadly): Hello, Mr.Conductor.
 * Mr.Conductor: Hi, Theodore. You look very sad, what's the matter?
 * Theodore: Oh Mr. C, do you rememeber our new friend Dartmouth the Big Cable Ship?
 * Mr.Conductor: Yes, I do remember him.
 * Theodore: He told me bad news today.
 * Mr.Conductor: Bad news? What happened?
 * Theodore: Darmouth is leaving. He's moving away and said he's not coming back here in the Big Harbour for a long time. And he said he's leaving tomorrow.
 * Mr.Conductor: Oh, that's very bad. I bet you're going to miss him.
 * Theodore: Yes and I sneak away from him and Digby. I don't want my friend to leave, Mr.C. I don't want to say goodbye.
 * Mr.Conductor: Oh, I feel how you feel. You don't want to say goodbye cause you might lose a friend. You know I had a story to help you feel better.
 * Theodore: Really? Who is about?
 * Mr.Conductor: Thomas and Trevor. Thomas made a new friend Trevor, you know Edward save him from being scrap.
 * Theodore: Yes. What about them?
 * Mr.Conductor: Listen and let me tell you. (He blows his whistle and the story, A New Friend for Thomas begins)
 * Theodore: Wow, I'm glad Thomas made a new friend and like Trevor a lot.
 * Mr.Conductor: Yes, and Thomas and Trevor become good friends.
 * Theodore: Just like Dartmouth and I?
 * Mr.Conductor: Yes.
 * Theodore: But I'm still feel very sad. I don't want my friend to leave tomorrow and say goodbyes, but thank you for the story that makes me feel better a little.

Thomas Story

 * Trouble for Thomas

Thomas Story

 * No Joke for James

Quotes

 * Theodore: I shouldn't lie, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: I know Theodore. It's not okay that you tell a lie, because telling lies could get bad and getting some troubles.
 * Theodore: I guess you're right.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know that happened to James one time.
 * Theodore: He did? What about James?
 * Mr. Conductor: Listen and let me tell you. That will help you understand. (He blows his whistle and the story, No Joke for James begins)