Make Someone Happy and Other Spike Adventures

The Spike and Friends version of Make Someone Happy and Other Adventures is a My Little Pony/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US video of the same name. It features six Season 5 episodes narrated by Alec Baldwin and a song.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Shining Armor as Edward
 * Big Macintosh as Henry
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Braeburn as Toby
 * Dr. Whooves as Oliver
 * Matilda as Old Slow Coach
 * Changelings as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Featherweight as Terence
 * Angel as Bertie
 * Gustave Le Grand as Cranky
 * Owlowiscious as Harold
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Goldie Delicious as Mrs. Kyndley
 * Lightning Dust as Tiger Moth (I know, Lightning Dust is female) (does not speak)
 * Soarin as Duck (cameo)
 * Night Light as Donald (cameo)
 * Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey (cameo)
 * Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam (cameo)
 * Apple Bloom as Annie (cameo)
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (cameo)
 * Scootaloo as Henrietta (cameo)
 * Cherry Jubilee as The Refreshment Lady (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) Make Someone Happy
 * 2) A Big Surprise For Pipsqueak
 * 3) Happy Ever After
 * 4) Spike & The Rumours
 * 5) Cranky & The Trouble With Trees
 * 6) Baa!

Song

 * It's Great to be an Animal

Make Someone Happy
Narrator: "It was holiday time in Ponyville. All the animals were working happily, except for Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Why should a splendid donkey like me take messy changelings instead of buffaloes? Pipsqueak or Dr. Whooves should do it, I'm too important!"

Narrator: "Spike was cross."

Spike: "Cranky, why don't you think about something or someone else for a change. You'll be surprise and how much better you'll feel if you do."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Oh, please! Being important is the only thing for me to think about. Huh!"

Pipsqueak: "That pegasus pony's making a great deal of noise."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak to Dr. Whooves."

Dr. Whooves: "Her name's Lighning Dust."

Narrator: "Replied Dr. Whooves."

Dr. Whooves: "And she's flying around telling everyone about the fair that's arriving today."

Spike: "What are you two doing here?"

Dr. Whooves: "Hoity Toity wants us to pick up a very special load for the harbor."

Pipsqueak: "And I think it's got something to do with the fair."

Narrator: "Then they puffed away.

Meanwhile, Cranky was collecting quarry changelings from the yards."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Dustier and dustier!"

Narrator: "He grumbled. Then he saw Goldie Delicious."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "She looks miserable."

Cranky Doodle Donkey's Driver: "What's the matter?"

Narrator: "Asked Cranky's driver."

Goldie Delicious: "My sister has run to tell me she can't come to stay with me. I was so looking forward to her visit."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity soon heard the sad news."

Hoity Toity: "We must cheer her up. Send Owlowiscious the Owl to pick her up immediately."

Narrator: "A few minutes later, there was a surprise for Goldie Delicious."

Owlowiscious: "All president and correct."

Narrator: "Called Owlowiscious."

Owlowiscious: "I'm here for a flying visit. Hurry aboard Goldie Delicious and fly the sky with me. Compliments of Hoity Toity."

Goldie Delicious: "Oh, how lovely!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Owlowiscious' made my fur dustier than ever!"

Narrator: "Muttered Cranky. But he was happy for Goldie Delicious.

Soon, she was flying high with Owlowiscious."

Goldie Delicious: "I've never seen the town like this before. It's wonderful!"

Narrator: "Meanwhile, Pipsqueak and Dr. Whooves had arrived at the docks. Gustave Le Grand was unloading an old tramp steamer."

Gustave: "Hey down there, you two, I'm playing lucky dip in the tramper's hold, and all these are for you."

Pipsqueak: "Wooden horses!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak exclaimed."

Pipsqueak: "For the carousel ride. It's going to be a very exciting fair!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "It is indeed."

Narrator: "Whistled Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Hoity Toity has order me to stop pulling changelings and go to the station instead, Something to do with Goldie Delicious. Goodbye!"

Pipsqueak: "Well, what do you think of that?"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak.

Goldie Delicious was waiting for Cranky with Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Now this is your very special treat. Cranky will take you on a mystery ride, and I shall meet you at your destination."

Narrator: "Cranky took Goldie Delicious along her favorite coastal route to Ponyville Bay. When he arrived there, a big surprise awaited Goldie Delicious."

Goldie Delicious: "Oh!"

Narrator: "She cried."

Goldie Delicious: "You brought me to the fair ground, how lovely!"

Narrator: "Best of all, Hoity Toity invited her to make the announcements."

Goldie Delicious: "I declare this fair ground open!"

Narrator: "Goldie Delicious had the first ride on the carousel."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "You were quite right, Spike."

Narrator: "Cranky whispered."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Making someone happy does cheer you up."

Narrator: "Then together, they watched the fun of the fair."

A Big Surprise For Pipsqueak
Narrator: "Pipsqueak had been working in the coal yards. He was feeling bored and lonely with only the silly changelings for company."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Cheer up, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Hoity Toity has told me that we must be here again tomorrow. We've just got to get the best of a bad situation."

Pipsqueak: "I'll try, sir."

Narrator: "Sighed Pipsqueak.

Next morning, the changelings started teasing Pipsqueak."

Changelings: "Pipsqueak, Pipsqueak, white and small, he's no use to us at all, around the yards he'll puff and blow, but on the hills, he's oh so slow!"

Pipsqueak: "Be quiet!"

Narrator: "Then he took the changelings to the coal hopper to be loaded up.

Pipsqueak still felt glum as he puffed up to the top of the hill.

He parked his changelings, and then set off back down to the mines. Not even the cheerful sight of Angel the Rabbit could bring a smile to Pipsqueak's face."

Angel: "What's the matter, Pipsqueak?"

Narrator: "Asked Angel."

Pipsqueak: "Nothing exciting ever happens. That's the matter."

Narrator: "Sighed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "It's just, coal, coal, coal! And changelings, changelings, changelings! I'm bored, bored, bored!"

Angel: "Excitement is surprising."

Narrator: "Observed Angel."

Angel: "You never know when it'll happen. Overwise, it wouldn't be exciting. Toodle peep!"

Pipsqueak: "It would be surprising if something surprising happened."

Narrator: "Muttered Pipsqueak.

Later, he stopped by the water fountain for a drink."

Braeburn: "Hello, Pipsqueak. How are things?"

Narrator: "Asked Braeburn."

Pipsqueak: "Boring!"

Braeburn: "Well, why not have a few spins on a turntable? You'll like that."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Pipsqueak: "I think it'll just make me giddy."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak's driver interrupted."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Stop gossiping, you two!"

Braeburn: "Cheer up, Pipsqueak. You'll soon know more about changelings than any other animal. That'll be exciting."

Narrator: "Called Braeburn.

The changelings were still grumbling, and there was more of them than ever."

Changelings: "You much too small to pull all of us. We want another animal that will be struggling up the hill all night! All night, all right, you can puff and blow, but on the hill, you're still too slow! Ha, ha!"

Pipsqueak: "S-Slow yourself!"

Narrator: "Stuttered Pipsqueak."

Changelings: "Temper, temper."

Narrator: "Giggled the changelings. Pipsqueak decided to simply carry on."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Go to it, Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "Shouted the driver. The changelings were still joking."

Changelings: "Too slow! More power! Here all night! Tomorrow too!"

Pipsqueak: "Be quiet!"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak angrily. Then, there was trouble. A rope broke."

Changelings: "Surprise, surprise! Catch us if you can!"

Pipsqueak: "Oh no!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak

Pipsqueak's driver told the signalman, and the yard foreman told Hoity Totiy what was happening."

Yard Foreman: "They're heading for the big hill. It'll slow them down, but they may roll back again, right into the village."

Hoity Toity: "Then we'll just have to stop them, won't we?"

Narrator: "The chase was on.

As they approached the hill, they overtook the changelings. Hoity Toity and Angel screeched to a halt, and waited for them near the top.

The hill slowed the changelings right down to a stand still. Then the men quickly put wooden blocks behind their feet so they couldn't roll backwards. The changelings were now secured.

Just then, Pipsqueak arrived."

Angel: "Well, what do you think of that?"

Narrator: "Joked Angel."

Angel: "A good chase is always exciting."

Pipsqueak: "It was certainly a surprise."

Narrator: "Decided Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "And you were right, Angel. A really useful filly should never be surprised by surprise."

Happy Ever After
Narrator: "The animals in Ponyville love holiday time.

Pipsqueak was taking some changelings to the docks. Featherweight was working in a field close to the path."

Featherweight: "Hello, Pipsqueak. Nice day for it, isn't it?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was confused."

Pipsqueak: "Nice day for what?"

Featherweight: "Goldie Delicious' daughter is getting married today."

Pipsqueak: "Oh, yes, of course."

Narrator: "But when Pipsqueak saw Goldie Delicious, she standing by her gate waving a red flag."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "What's the matter?"

Narrator: "Asked the driver."

Goldie Delicious: "I've forgotten about the good luck package for the bride."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was puzzled."

Pipsqueak: "What's a good luck package?"

Goldie Delicious: "It must contain something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. Can you help, please?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak didn't know how, but his driver was determined."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "We'll certainly try."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak had to stop at Shining Armor's station to have a drink of water."

Pipsqueak: "We've got to find a good luck package. Do you know what that is?"

Shining Armor: "Oh yes, indeed. Something old, something new,"

Pipsqueak: "Something borrowed and something blue."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak cut in."

Pipsqueak: "But where do we find them?"

Narrator: "Shining Armor smiled."

Shining Armor: "They're probably staring you in your head. Now I have to fetch my special delivery. I'm taking guests to the wedding."

Narrator: "When Pipsqueak arrived at the docks, he looked all around him. Suddenly he saw changeling. It had a new set of shiny buffers."

Pipsqueak: "Look, look! The something new!"

Pipsqueak's Driver: "You're quite right, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Those buffers are just the ticket. I'll speak to the foreman."

Narrator: "He returned shortly."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Foreman said we can use them and borrow the changeling as well. So that's two things we found; something borrowed and something new."

Pipsqueak: "But what about the other things?"

Pipsqueak's Driver: "I'm sure we'll find them, too. Now we'd best be on our way."

Narrator: "As Pipsqueak was arranging more changelings into a siding, he heard a voice."

Matilda: "Hello, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "There was Matilda, who he and Spike had rescued from scrap."

Pipsqueak: "You're it!"

Narrator: "Squeaked Pipsqueak."

Matilda: "I'm what it?"

Narrator: "Said Matilda."

Pipsqueak: "The something old for the wedding!"

Narrator: "And Pipsqueak explained."

Pipsqueak: "Now we only have to find something blue, but what? And where?"

Pipsqueak's Driver: "You'll see."

Narrator: "Said his driver.

At last they reached the village where the wedding was to take place. Ahead was an old shed."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "What do you think of this, Pipsqueak?"

Narrator: "Laughed his driver."

Pipsqueak: "Well, bust my body! Spike, what are you doing here?"

Spike: "My gem is the something blue."

Narrator: "Replied Spike."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Now, Pipsqueak,"

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Goldie Delicious' chosen you to be her special guest."

Narrator: "When the bride and groom left the church for the party, Hoity Toity addressed everybody."

Hoity Toity: "Ladies and Gentleman, may I present the good luck package; something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. All found by Pipsqueak and his crew."

Narrator: "The animals whistled and everyone cheered."

Bride: "Thank you, Spike, and thank you, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said the bride."

Bride: "It's the best good luck package ever!"

Narrator: "And she kissed Pipsqueak. Spike laughed as Pipsqueak blushed bright red."

Pipsqueak: "I love weddings."

Narrator: "Sighed Pipsqueak that night."

Spike: "Did you enjoy your kiss?"

Narrator: "But Pipsqueak was embarrassed and pretended to be asleep."

Spike & The Rumours
Narrator: "Spike the Dragon loves his route. One day, when he stopped at a small station, some children looked sad."

Bridget Hatt: "They've closed your playground and our favorite sand pit."

Boy: "Teacher says the sand is soiled and too dirty to play in."

Children: "Please help us, Spike."

Spike: "I'll see what I can do."

Narrator: "Replied Spike kindly.

Spike hoped things weren't quite as bad as the children had made them out to be. But as he passed their playground, a large sign read "Playground closed until further notice"."

Spike: "The children were right."

Narrator: "Thought Spike sadly.

He puffed into the yards and was just about to tell the other animals about the playground when Pipsqueak rushed in."

Chief Thunderhooves: "You look glum, little Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said Chief Thunderhooves."

Pipsqueak: "Hoity Toity told driver that he's using Owlowiscious to show a visitor the town instead of using any of us animals."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Despicable!"

Narrator: "Said Chief Thunderhooves."

Big Macintosh: "Disgusting!"

Narrator: "Snorted Big Macintosh."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Animals on the ground are meant to take visitors around our town. Not that old bird!"

Narrator: "Cranky exclaimed.

Chief Thunderhooves was the first to see Owlowiscious."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Owlowiscious thinks he can go faster than me. I'll show him!"

Narrator: "Next, it was Big Mac's turn."

Big Macintosh: "Hoity Toity has chosen Owlowiscious because he thinks he's more important than me. Well, he's not! Owlowiscious can't fly through tunnels!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak stopped by a signal on his route near a field where sheep were grazing. Owlowiscious hovered for a while, then buzzed away."

Pipsqueak: "I know what he's doing. He's counting sheep."

Narrator: "And Pipsqueak puffed along his path feeling much better about things.

That evening, the animals talked about the situation."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Owlowiscious wants to get rid of us!"

Narrator: "Said Chief Thunderhooves."

Big Macintosh: "He doesn't need tunnels!"

Narrator: "Added Big Mac."

Pipsqueak: "Don't worry, he's just counting sheep."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Counting sheep? Pah!"

Narrator: "Snorted Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "He's counting how many animals he can get rid of. He'll see how useful I am tomorrow!"

Narrator: "Spike wanted to mentioned the children's playground, but solving the mystery of Owlowiscious and the visitor came first.

The next day, Chief Thunderhooves was traveling to collect his buffaloes."

Chief Thunderhooves' Driver: "We'll show that old bird just how fast you can go, Chief Thunderhooves!"

Narrator: "Said his driver. But because they were watching Owlowiscious, they missed a signal and went onto the wrong path.

Chief Thunderhooves was traveling to trouble. Ahead was a tunnel under repair. His driver braked hard, but it was too late."

(CRASH!)

Narrator: "Later, Spike pulled Chief Thunderhooves clear with the breakdown crane. Hoity Toity spoke severely to Chief Thunderhooves' driver."

Spike: "Will Chief Thunderhooves be scrapped, sir?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike sadly."

Hoity Toity: "What makes you think that?"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity. Spike decided to pluck up courage."

Spike: "Because the animals think the visitor is here to see if we can be replaced by Owlowiscious."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity laughed."

Hoity Toity: "Well, the animals are wrong, and you shouldn't listen to rumours, Spike. This gentleman is making a playground for the children. It was easier to find a suitable site from up in the air."

Visitor: "And what's more,"

Narrator: "Said the visitor."

Visitor: "That tunnel sand will be perfect for the playground. Sand we found by accident, you might say."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity still uses Owlowiscious to fly above the town. But all the animals know that Owlowiscious isn't spying on them. He is just being very useful."

Cranky & The Trouble With Trees
Narrator: "Spike the Dragon had been working in the coal yards all day. The little purple dragon was covered in coal dust."

Spike's Driver: "We can't clean you up tonight, Spike."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spike's Driver: "There's a problem with the hose pipe."

Spike: "Bother!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "A bath would make me feel much better. The others are sure to say I look silly."

Narrator: "But the animals were too busy arguing to notice Spike. Cranky was talking loudest of all."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I deserve a new coat of fur. Hoity Toity says I'm the pride of Ponyville, and..."

Big Macintosh: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Huffed Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh: "We're all the pride of Ponyville!"

Pipsqueak: "It's been like this all day."

Narrator: "Confided Pipsqueak to Spike."

Pipsqueak: "Cranky's getting a new coat of fur and won't stop boasting about it."

Spike: "Why Cranky? I'm the one who needs a new coat. Look at me!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I'd rather not."

Narrator: "Retorted Cranky.

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "You're not a pleasant sight, and wouldn't understand the needs of a really important donkey."

Narrator: "Spike was fuming!

Next morning, as Cranky was being refured, Big Mac had an accident!"

(CRASH!)

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "If you can't push changelings properly, Big Mac, why not talk to a tree instead? You know how much you like the forest."

Big Macintosh: "As a matter of fact, bossy hooves, Hoity Toity is inspecting Ponyville for trees that are too close to the road. He's worried they might cause trouble."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Laughed Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "If I came upon a tree, I'd just push it aside!"

Big Macintosh: "Really?"

Narrator: "Big Mac replied.

Soon Cranky was showing off his fur."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Make way for an important donkey!"

Pipsqueak: "You wouldn't feel important if one of these trees crashed on you; you'd feel hurt!"

Narrator: "Reproached Pipsqueak."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Rubbish! It wouldn't dare!"

Featherweight: "You should be careful, Cranky, trees can be just as powerful as donkeys."

Narrator: "Advised Featherweight."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: Oh please! Now, excuse me, Hoity Toity needs me to pull the express."

Narrator: "And he huffed away.

But Cranky was wrong."

Hoity Toity: "You must go to the yards and collect some important goods, Cranky. They're heavy, so be careful."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Cranky Doodle Doneky: "But sir, I've just been refured. Can't Spike or Pipsqueak do it? They're dirty and like working with changelings."

Hoity Toity: "Really useful animals don't argue!"

Narrator: "So Cranky didn't.

By the time he arrived at the yards, the weather had changed for the worst."

A Changeling: "Your furs are nice, Cranky, pity about your face though."

Narrator: "Said a changeling.

Cranky ignored them and set off.

Soon, they came to a hill, and his driver knew that they were in for a difficult time. An old tree, close to the road, was being blown by the strong winds, and rain had weakened the slope. All of a sudden, the tree moved!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Ooh, help!"

Narrator: "Cried Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Go away!"

Narrator: "But of course, the tree couldn't. Cranky tried to reverse away from the tree, but his changelings were too heavy."

(Spike whistles)

"Then, he heard a whistle."

Cranky Doodle Donkey's Driver: "It's Spike!"

Narrator: "Called his driver.

Cranky felt embarrassed and worried that Spike would laugh at him, but Spike didn't. He knew that this was no time for teasing."

Spike: "I'm ready!"

Narrator: "Whistled Spike."

Cranky Doodle Doneky: "So am I."

Narrator: "Said Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "As ready as I'll ever be."

Narrator: "They were just in time."

(The tree crashes to the ground)

"Later, Cranky spoke to Spike."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pipsqueak and Featherweight were right to warn me. Thank you for rescuing me, Spike."

Spike: "Oh, that's all right. We animals must pull together, whatever the weather."

Narrator: "Just then, Shining Armor bustled in."

Shining Armor: "Hoity Toity thinks you're both brave animals. Spike, you're going to have some new scales, and Cranky, Hoity Toity says that tomorrow, you'll pull the special express!"

Narrator: "Everyone was very happy."

Baa!
Narrator: "In summer, Ponyville gleams in the sun, and every station is filled with flowers.

Pipsqueak had been working at the docks all day and was tired of the smell of fish."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Phew. Come on, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Time to go home."

Pipsqueak: "Please, sir, can I have a shower first?"

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Sorry, Pipsqueak. There isn't time. Hoity Toity is waiting for us at the library."

Hoity Toity: "There is to be a festival of flowers."

Narrator: "Announced Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "This sign saying "Best Dressed Station" will be awarded to the winner. Please help with the arrangements."

Narrator: "The animals were excited."

Spike: "My favorite station is Ffarquhar."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Braeburn: "Mine is Maithwaite."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Braeburn: "Pipsqueak, what's yours?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was too tired to think properly."

Pipsqueak: "The docks."

Narrator: "He murmured."

Spike: "Ha!"

Narrator: "Sniffed Spike."

Spike: "We can tell."

Narrator: "Braeburn laughed."

Braeburn: "The docks are full of fish, not flowers."

Pipsqueak: "Alright then, Appleloosa."

Braeburn: "That's my home."

Narrator: "Replied Braeburn."

Pipsqueak: "That's why I like it, especially when you're there and not here saying I'm silly. Good night."

Narrator: "Next morning, Pipsqueak was proud to be sparkling again. His line of changelings were being loaded with vegetables and flowers."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "These are for Maithwaite."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "They'll display them on the platform."

Narrator: "On the way, Pipsqueak saw Owlowiscious."

Pipsqueak: "Why is Owlowiscious flying about?"

Narrator: "He thought."

Pipsqueak: "I haven't time for a race today."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "What's that?"

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Why bless me, it's a ram!"

Pipsqueak: "Now we'll be late! I should have known Owlowiscious was trying to tell us something."

Ram: "Baa!"

Pipsqueak's Fireman: "I've got just the ticket to get him off the path."

Narrator: "Cried the fireman."

Pipsqueak's Fireman: "Food."

Narrator: "He found some cabbage leaves. The ram chomped happily away."

Pipsqueak: "Please can we go now?"

Ram: "Baa!"

Narrator: "When Pipsqueak arrived at the station, his driver told the stationmaster what had happened."

Stationmaster: "I've heard about this ram. He's always hungry."

Narrator: "A little while later, the station was decked with flowers."

Pipsqueak: "Maithwaite will definitely win first price."

Narrator: "Decided Pipsqueak.

He left his buffaloes and went to a siding where no one could see him."

Pipsqueak: "(Yawn) Time for a snooze."

Narrator: "He thought. But it wasn't."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "We better see what all that noise is about."

Narrator: "Said his driver.

Pipsqueak was shocked. Flowers were scattered everywhere."

Pipsqueak: "It's that ram. He's made a meal out of the station too."

Narrator: "Then there was trouble."

Passengers: "We can't get into the waiting room!"

Narrator: "The passengers cried."

Stationmaster: "Why not?"

Narrator: "Asked the stationmaster."

Passengers: "The ram won't let us!"

Narrator: "Everyone looked at the ram, and the ram looked at them."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "He's not alone."

Narrator: "Exclaimed Pipsqueak's driver."

Boys: "Let us out!"

Narrator: "Begged the boys."

Boys: "We're sorry!"

Stationmaster: "Well, look at that!"

Narrator: "Said the stationmaster."

Stationmaster: "The boys are the culprits, not the ram. He was just making sure they did no more damage."

Boys: "We thought it would be fun, but it wasn't. We'll put everything back."

Narrator: "A few days, Hoity Toity invited some of the animals to Maithwaite, winner of the Best Dressed Station award."

Pipsqueak: "I'm sorry, Braeburn."

Narrator: "Whispered Pipsqueak."

Braeburn: "You made the right choice."

Narrator: "Then Hoity Toity made an announcement."

Hoity Toity: "There is one more prize for our good friend, the ram. Here it is. And I'll eat my hat if you don't like it."

Narrator: "Then Owlowiscious landed. The wind from his wings blew Hoity Toity's hat off."

Ram: (while eating Hoity Toity's hat) "Baa!"

Hoity Toity: "Well, seems I wouldn't be able to eat my hat even if I had to."

Narrator: "Everyone laughed, and the only sound from the ram was a contented hiccup."

Ram: (Hiccups)

It's Great to be an Animal

 * Oh yes, it's great
 * To be an animal
 * And go running along,
 * Walk walk walking along,
 * Run run running along.
 * All the people waving
 * As you speed along.
 * Walk walk walking along
 * All day.


 * We're all so proud to be
 * Famous animals
 * And travel through the countryside.
 * We're always brave when
 * There are hills to climb.
 * No mountain is too high!


 * Oh yes it's great
 * To be an animal
 * As you're running along.
 * Walk walk walking along,
 * Run Run running along.
 * Fly along the road as
 * Your feet go stump
 * Run Run running around
 * All day.


 * It doesn't matter
 * Come rain or shine.
 * There are always things
 * For us to do.
 * And in the cold cold
 * Wintertime,
 * We're ready.
 * When you light the fire
 * And warm the body up
 * And we'll be there for you!


 * Oh yes it's great
 * To be an animal
 * As you're running along.
 * Walk walk walking along,
 * Run run running along.
 * Feel the wind around you
 * As you push along.
 * Walk walk walking along
 * All day.


 * Just think - how wonderful it would be.
 * To live in the magical town of Ponyville,
 * Helping Spike the Dragon and his friends
 * All day long,
 * It would be like a dream come true.
 * If only I could be an animal too...


 * Oh yes it's great
 * To be an animal
 * As you're running along.
 * Walk walk walking along,
 * Run run running along.
 * Fly along the road as your
 * Feet go stump.
 * Run run running around
 * All day.


 * Oh yes it's great
 * To be an animal
 * And go running along.
 * Walk walk walking along,
 * Run run running along.
 * All the people waving
 * As you speed along.
 * Walk walk walking along,
 * Run run running and
 * Walk walk walking and
 * Run around all day!