Sesame Street lip balm/Ninety Nine Bats (In My Car Today) (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Oscar's Grouchy Grape as Count von Count
 * Grover's Super Grover Strawberry as Prairie Dawn

Lyrics
Grover's Super Grover Strawberry: Excuse me, Oscar's Grouchy Grape. There seems to be a lot of bats in your car.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Yes, Grover's Super Grover Strawberry. There are ninety-nine of them, to be exact. Ah, ah, ah!

Grover's Super Grover Strawberry: What, what? Ninety-nine of them?!

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Yes. But don't worry. They won't be here for long.

Grover's Super Grover Strawberry: Oh, great. They won't?

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: No, they won't. And do you know why?

Grover's Super Grover Strawberry: (sighs) I cannot say that I do.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: (spoken) Because they're going to fly out the window. And I love it when they do because every time one flies out the window, I get to tell you how many there are left in the car. Here, I'll show you... (singing) Whoa, there are ninety-nine bats in my car today. Ninety-nine wonderful bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

Bat: So long, Oscar's Grouchy Grape.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Ninety-eight bats in my car today. Ninety-eight bats in my car today. Ninety-eight wonderful bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

Bat: Goodbye, Oscar's Grouchy Grape.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Ninety-seven bats in my car today. Oh, keeping track of bats is fun as you can plainly see. It's great to count them one by one so sing along with me. Ninety-seven bats in my car today. Ninety-seven bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

Bat: See ya, Oscar's Grouchy Grape.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Ninety-six bats in my car today. Ninety-six bats in my car today. Ninety-six glorious bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

Bat: Hasta la vista, Oscar's Grouchy Grape.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Ninety-five bats in my car today. Ninety-five bats in my car today. Ninety-five beautiful bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

Grover's Super Grover Strawberry: Oh, dear. How I wish I was in some other car listening to some other song.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Oh, I don't get so sad or ratted when a bat flies out of my car 'cause I get to count them all again to see how many there are. Ha, ha!

Grover's Super Grover Strawberry: Oscar's Grouchy Grape, are we at zero yet?

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: (spoken) No, Grover's Super Grover Strawberry. We're not there yet. (singing) Oh, there's still forty-three bats in my car today. Forty-three fabulous bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

Bat: Catch you later, Oscar's Grouchy Grape.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Forty-two bats in my car today. Forty-two bats in my car today. Forty-two heavenly bats. If one of those bats flew far away...

Grover's Super Grover Strawberry: Why me?

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Oh, there's one last bat in my car today. One last magnificent bat. And if that bat flew far away...

Bat: Bye bye, Oscar's Grouchy Grape.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Zero bats in my car today. Zero bats in my car. Ha, ha!

Grover's Super Grover Strawberry: Zero bats. Whew! I'm glad that's over.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Yes, Grover's Super Grover Strawberry. I'm finished counting bats flying out of my car. And now, I'm going to count bats flying into my car. Ah, ah!

Grover's Super Grover Strawberry: Oh, no!

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: (spoken) Oh, yes! (singing) Zero bats in my car today. Zero wonderful bats. But one new bat flew in, so hey.

Bat: Hi there, Oscar's Grouchy Grape.

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: There's one bat here in my car today. One bat in my car today. One sensational bat. If one more bat flew in, then hey.

Bat: How are you doing, Oscar's Grouchy Grape?

Oscar's Grouchy Grape: Two bats here in my car today. Two bats here in my car today. Two unbelievable bats. If one more bat flew in, then hey.

Grover's Super Grover Strawberry: What a long, strange trip it has been.