Snake Throws a Tantrum (Mario/Zelda Crossover)

Cast

 * Snake
 * Meryl
 * Ganondorf
 * Link
 * Luigi (cameo)
 * Toadette (cameo)
 * Colonel
 * Zero Suit Samus (cameo)
 * Captain Falcon (cameo)

Transcript

 * Colonel: One day, Snake, Meryl, Ganondorf and Link went to the video shop. Snake saw a Namco Museum with the GameCube, he went very crazy.
 * Snake: Can I have this GameCube, guys? That's my very favorite.
 * Meryl: No, Snake!
 * Ganondorf: Never! You have many questions at you!
 * Link: Why?
 * Snake: But, I want it! [cries] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 * Link: Enough!
 * Meryl: Stop crying, Snake! You will disturb the owner!
 * Snake: I STILL WANT THE HE'LL BE MINE! WAAAAAAAAAHH!!
 * Ganondorf and Link: You must die!
 * Colonel: And so, Snake was dragged out of the shop. The next day...
 * Snake: WOW!! It's a 1993 VHS of Aladdin from the Black Diamond! That's good! Can I have this? Because I really wanna his Aladdin for the 1993 VHS.
 * Meryl: No, Snake! And it's a phony!
 * Ganondorf: Yeah, were right. That's why a VHS really is a phony.
 * Snake: [cries or whimpers] But... but... but... [cry loudly] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
 * Link: Knock it off, Snake!
 * Snake: Oww! That hurt! Aaaaaaaaaaaah! I wanna that videocassette now!
 * Luigi: Hey, what are you doing?!
 * Snake: STOP! I... hate... YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 * Toadette: I know, let's put him in a box.
 * Luigi: You're right, Toadette.
 * Snake: Wha? Wha?! Whaaaaa?!! What am I doing in a box?!
 * Luigi: Because you are being arrested!
 * Snake: [cries] NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't believe it, I don't wanna be arrested!
 * Toadette: Let's drop him off that cliff. Ready? Here it comes!
 * Luigi: GO!
 * Snake: I don't wanna be a birthday present, I don't wanna, I don't wanna--! [falls off the cliff, but Snake dying noise] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [Snake crashed into the floor]
 * Luigi: I think I just crap myself!
 * Toadette: Yeah, I don't wanna hear about it.
 * Colonel: [Fade out, the Game Over screen from Metal Gear Solid 1.] Snake! Answer me! Snake! Snake!!
 * Toadette: [Fade in, back to the video, and begins to cry.] NOOOOOOOOO! I KILLED SNAKE! [hugs her, Luigi] IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
 * Colonel: And so, Luigi, Toadette, Link, Ganondorf, and Meryl watched the 1993 VHS of Aladdin, and the four friends watched TV.
 * Link and Ganondorf: But, but, but... [crying] WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
 * Zero Suit Samus: [grumbles to himself] Cry, cry, weep, wail and sob! It's disgusting!
 * Captian Falcon: Zero Suit Samus, stop acting like Kirby from The Brave Little Toaster.