Muppets/Measure, Yeah, Measure (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Prince Muppet as Justin Bieber Muppet
 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
 * Pepe the King Prawn as Shrimp
 * Seymour as Horatio the Elephant
 * Miss Mousey as Mouse
 * Melville as Whale

Lyrics
Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat : Measure, yeah, measure.

Prince Muppet: See, I never thought I could ever find out just how big a king prawn could be. But now I'm sure, and I don't have a doubt. If you want to know the size, I hold the key.

Rizzo the Rat: Just how long of a time, Prince can tell you it all, because he's got the right tool. Got a ruler to measure, you see.

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat : I will measure. I'll measure.

Rizzo the Rat: Use your eyes.

Prince Muppet: Because station measuring is a cinch.

Rizzo the Rat: It's a size.

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat : I will measure. I'll measure.

Prince Muppet: This king prawn is one foot and one inch.

Pepe the King Prawn: Measure up, measure up, measure up, up, up, up, okay?

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat : Measure, yeah, measure.

Prince Muppet: I thought that I would ever tell you just how much an elephant weights. But now I hold the secret, and you'll know it's true. If you want to know the way, I will amaze.

Rizzo the Rat: Just heavy or light, Prince will get it right. He's not gonna fail, because he's using a scale, you see.

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat : I will measure. I'll measure.

Rizzo the Rat: 'Til the measuring's done.

Prince Muppet: Until the measuring's done.

Rizzo the Rat: He will measure.

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat : I will measure. I'll measure.

Prince Muppet: This pachyderm weighs a ton.

Seymour: Measure up, measure, measure, measure, up, up, up, up, up.

Prince Muppet: Measure, yeah, measure.

Rizzo the Rat: Here we go.

Prince Muppet: Sure you got this, bro?

Rizzo the Rat: Yeah, Prince. Leave it to Rizzo. (rapping) When Rizzo's in the kitchen cooking things up, Rizzo measures with a spoon, Rizzo measures with a cup. When Rizzo needs to know the height of something really quick, Rizzo measures with some tape, Rizzo measures with a stick. To see what weighs more, a mouse or a whale, Rizzo measures with a balance, Rizzo measures with a scale. The whale weighs more, yes, this is so.

Prince Muppet: How do you know?

Rizzo the Rat: Rizzo measured it, yo.

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat : If you ever, you ever...

Prince Muppet: Need to find the size or the weight...

Rizzo the Rat: Measure up, measure, measure, measure up, measure up.

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat : You can measure. You measure.

Prince Muppet: Because measuring the stuff is great.

Rizzo the Rat: Measure up, measure, measure, measure up, measure up.

Prince Muppet: And measure, yeah...

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat : Mea sure.