Avenue Q nail polish/Never Give Up (from SpongeBob SquarePants)

Cast

 * Schadenfreude as SpongeBob SquarePants
 * My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada as Squidward Tentacles

Lyrics
Schadenfreude: ''[starts playing ukulele] My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada, you must look inward, And then I'm sure that you will see, What an awesome band we still could be. Please, oh, please, don't quit on us now, I cannot allow this to be our last bow. Now, now, now, no, no, no, nay, nay, nay, na, na, na. Ne-ne never give up! Don't ever give up. We can't let It Sucks To Be Me go bankrupt, We must keep busy, never giving u-up!''

My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada: ''How did I not see this plan was a failure from the start? Being around Schadenfreude, is bad for my heart. And that's not even the worst part! Supermarkets, retirement homes, birthday parties for kids, My career in music really feels, like it has hit the skids. I give up There is no point, I give up. It Sucks To Be Me will have to go bankrupt, While I'm busy, bitterly giving up.''

Schadenfreude: ''Don't you see? It Sucks To Be Me needs us terribly. We've got in us to be a huge success, You and I can't settle for less. I promised myself not to shed this tear.''

My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada: ''It's getting really cold out here, and I'm 400 miles from home, It would appear, And my feet are hurting, oh, dear, I fear, This tentacleitis is pretty severe... Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah! I should probably give up. On this giving up today. This is the part when I turn around and play.''

Schadenfreude: This is the part when I stand up and play.

Schadenfreude and My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada : Take a deep breath, in an emotional way, Cause with my instrument is how I say. [Instrumental with clarinet, ukulele, and drums]