Pokemon/Clone High: Litter Kills Literally quotes

(Erika and Drew are driving around in the sports car.)

Erkia: "Who's there?"

Drew: "Orange."

Erika: "Orange who?"

Drew: "Orange you jealous of my new warm ups? that's who, [Laughs A Bit] Saturn the beloved-"

(Drew throws his empty soda pop cup right out the car window.)

Erika: [Growls In Annoyance] "Littering's not cool, Drew."

Drew: "If littering's not cool, then why does Saturn do it? (he folds his arms.) geez, you're lame."

Erika (pointing right at the left direction): "Out! and I'm keeping your car seat."

(Drew gets right outta the sports car and Erika drives right off.)

Drew: "Awww man."

(Meanwhile back with Saturn right after his and Lucas's argument.........)

Saturn: "Wait, Lucas! I didn't mean it!"

(Erika shows up right where Saturn's standing.)

Erika: "Saturn, everyone's littering because they look up to you, you've got to stop."

Saturn: "What, Erika? is litter gonna kill me?"

(Soda can rings land right on Saturn's hands.)

Saturn: "What the-"

(Candy wrappers cut right at Saturn's nose.)

Saturn: "Ow! candy wrapper cut! oooh!"

(An empty mixed berry apple juice box pokes right through Saturn's neck.)

Saturn: [Groans A Bit] "Mixed berry apple.......in my........bloodstream."

(The now empty candy bag lands right on Saturn's head.)

(Saturn slips right on a banana peel.)

Saturn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Saturn falls right down on the ground.)

Saturn: "Oh........gawwwwwww.........AAAAAAAAH.....OHHHHHH."

(Saturn's now deceased.)

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

(Cut to Saturn's funeral ceremony.....)

Female Singer (off screen): I'm missing you

(The note on the locker reads: We'll never forget about you, Saturn on it.)

what am I 

(The entire scene cuts to the open casket service.)

to do

(The entire crowd's watching from the back row.)

the tears stream down

(There are cheerleaders dressed in black outfits and black pom-poms)

like a flood

(Lucas is sobbing silently.)

since you drowned

(Cyrus goes right up to the podium.)

in your own blood

Cyrus: "Hi, I'm Cyrus, I'm the school janitor, Saturn was like a son to me, probably because he was my foster son, my dead foster son, [Sniffs Depressingly] son, I just want you to know.

Archie: "Oh, Cyrus, some boy vomited in the hallway, could you make with the saw dust and clean it up?"

Cyrus: "Uh yeeh, but I'm keenda giving my son's eulogy right now."

Archie: "Oh yeah, if you could just do it now, your son will still be dead when you come back."

Cyrus goes right out in the hallway.

Lucas: [Sniffs Depressingly]

(Lucas goes right up to the podium.)

Lucas: "Saturn was my best friend, he left me these pants, they're Saturn's pants, [Voice Breaking] Saturn's pants, (he begins pulverizing Saturn's motionless body.) stand up, I know you're not really dead, stand up or I'll sock you 1!"

[Loud Thud!]

Lucas: "Oh my gosh, (he picks up Saturn's motionless body.) I just killed my dead friend."

(Lucas puts Saturn's motionless body right back in the blue casket.)

Lucas (climbing right into the blue casket): "Saturn, I'm gonna sleep here next to you."

(Lucas is about to close the blue casket, but he freaks out a bit.)

Lucas: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I was in a coffin with a dead guy! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

(Lucas runs away in fear.)

Marina: "Lucas, stay."

Harley: [Sighs Heavily]

Archie: "Pikachu, sing us back to class."

Pikachu (Detective Pikachu): "Okay, I'll sing now."

Pikachu (Detective Pikachu): Goodbye, goodbye, farewell, goodbye.

(Erika notices trash litter all over the place.)

Erika: "You guys, pick up your trash, you guys, Saturn died from trash, you guys, and now you guys are littering, that sucks, you guys, [Thud!] ow! you guys suck."

(Meanwhile...........)

Lucas: "Why? WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?"

[WHYYYYYYYYYY?!? Echoing]

Lucas: "You took him, he's been nowhere gone, gosh I killed my best friend!"

Marina: "Let it out, [Kisses A Bit] let it out."

Lucas: [Sobbing A Bit]

(Harley looks right at them.)

(Lucas is now washing his face.)

(Lucas is now in his bedroom.)

Lucas: [Still Sobbing A Bit]

Lucas: [Sniffs A Bit]

Neon Saturn (offscreen) "Cheer up, friend, it's not your fault."

Lucas: "Oh my gosh, you're a g-g-g dead guy!"

Neon Saturn: "No, I'm not a ghost, I'm part of your subconcious."

Lucas: "I knew you weren't dead, Saturn, let's go score some chiks."

Neon Saturn: "No, you don't understand, I'm just a figment of your imagination."

Lucas: "Ohhhhhhh, you're a genie!"

Neon Saturn: "I'm not a genie."

Lucas: "For my 1st wish, I want my dead friend back."

(Brief pause.)

Lucas: "Saturn, you're back, oh I missed you, buddy."

Neon Saturn: "This is so frustrating."

(Meanwhile out in the parking lot.......)

Harley: "Marina, this isn't working for me, I'm not comfortable with you spending time with Lucas."

Lucas: "Don't worry about me, (he pulls out a Nintendo 3DS player system.) I got my Nintendo 3DS."

(Lucas begins playing Super Mario World 3D on his Nintendo 3DS player system.)

Harley: "The only game that boy's playing is pretending to be sad, AND 1ST PRIZE IS GETTING INTO YOUR CHANCE!"

Marina: "It's not about that, Harley, all that matters is you and me."

[Video Game Fail Sounds]

Lucas: "Now Luigi's dead, I'm killing everyone, oh why couldn't Saturn have had magic 1-Ups like the Mario brothers?"

Lucas: [Sobbing Silently]

Marina: "Maybe I should go back there."

(Marina goes right over to where Reggie's sitting.)

Lucas: [Still Sobbing Silently]

Marina: "It's gonna be okay, Lucas."

Harley: "Well I'll just leave you 2 alone, because it looks like you're about to do it anyway."

Lucas: [Still Sobbing Silently]

Harley: "Here's the keys, uh, drop my car off at my house when you're done."

Fade to a black screen........

Female Singer (offscreen): Why are you 

so dead

miss your bloody

bug eyed head

Female Singer (offscreen) (continued): we can't replace

your dead 

bloated face

you touched us all

with the life

you led

(Harley enters Erika's bedroom.)

Harley: "I been acting such the fool, Erika, I berated Marina for comforting Lucas in his time of grief."

Erika: "When we cast our love into the sea of human emotion, sometimes what we catch, is in fate's hands."

Harley: "I never asked to be a fisherman in such a sea as this."

Erika: "Then you know what you must do."

Harley: [Sniffs Depressingly]

(Meanwhile with Harley and Lucas at the thinking docks.......)

[Music In Background]

Lucas: [Sniffs Depressingly Again]

Harley: "I'm sorry about how I been acting, (He sits right next to Lucas.) I don't really know what to say,"

Male Singer (off screen): Every moment

since you left me

Harley: so I'm just gonna hug you and hold you for a really long time."

I have wondered

Harley gets a bit closer to Lucas.

why the night seems darker

Lucas: "Let go."

and the sun doesn't shine

Harley: "Shhh, it's alright, Harley's here."

as brightly

Lucas: "Let go or I'll slug you."

I find my mind

Lucas backs away from Harley's grasp.

straying

Lucas: [Teared Up] "Hold me."

to a distant

Harley hangs right onto Lucas.

destination

Lucas: [Sobbing A Bit Again]

to a time

Lucas: "I'm a Pokemon trainer, I'm not accustomed to tragedy.

we spent together

Harley: [Kisses A Bit]

when there was

Lucas: "You know the last thing Saturn said to me?"

you and me

Lucas: "he said I hate you."

there's a hole you left

Harley: "Oh yeah? well you wanna know the last thing Saturn told me?"

inside me

Harley: "he told me that you were a good dude."

a broken heartache

Lucas: "Really? Saturn said that?"

souvenir

Harley: "Let's not let Saturn die in vain,"

filled with memories

Harley: "we should learn from this and put an end to litter, forever,"

you left behind

Harley: "Saturn would've wanted it that way."

to remind me

Lucas: "But Saturn loved littering."

you were here

Harley: "Yeah, but once litter killed him, he probably would've changed his mind."

there's no point

Lucas: "He said something about that,"

in holding back

Lucas: "oh I saw him recently, he's a genie now,"

these tears

Lucas: "he lives in my head."

so I won't try

'cause now I know 

the meaning of goodbye

Meanwhile, they're all cleaning up the entire courtyard.

Harley: "I hope you don't mind, I brought some friends along."

Lucas: "Now who wants to pick up some litter? I don't usually do this, but there's a few more friends who can help us out: from land, to sea, to sky, come all ye critters, to help save the environment, well what are we waiting for?"

They all begin cleaning the environment.

Archie: "Well, I guess we won't be needing that janitor any longer, right? sorry, Cyrus, we're gonna need to let you go."

Cyrus: "But I lost my son, this job is the only thing I got."

Archie: "Ah, great, now you can go back and spend time with your family."

Erika: "I guess some people rely on litter for their jobs."

Harley: "Maybe litterin' is good, in moderation."

All High School Students: "In moderation."

Drew: "Yahoooooooooo!"

Lucas: [Sobbing Silently]

Harley and Marina come right up to Lucas.

Harley: "Are you alright?"

Lucas: "No, (he picks up the photo of him and Saturn together as always.) but I'll be."