Crayola Colors and Mr. Sketch Markers/Tall Short Texans (from Elmo's Lowdown Hoedown)

Cast

 * Lemon as Big Bird
 * Radical Red as Elmo

Lyrics
Lemon: Well I'm a tall, tall Texan I'm talking tall, tall, tall (He comes from Texas and he's really tall) I change a light bulb easy I play great basketball (He's great at light bulbs and at basketball) Even the longest long-johns Are always way too small (The longest long-johns always way too small)

Radical Red: Radical Red's a short, short Texan He's talking real petite (He comes from Texas and he's real petite) Radical Red has tripped my share of bad guys So better watch your feet (He trips up bad guys, better watch your feet) (spoken) Not you, Lemon. Even one tiny little meatball Is way too big to eat (One tiny meatball's way too big to eat)

Lemon: Yeah, when I drop my toothpick There's just one guy to call

Radical Red: Ya call a short, short Texan 'Cause it's too low for y'all And when Radical Red need some boosting To hop onto my horse

Lemon: You call a tall, tall Texan Like your buddy, of course

Radical Red: (spoken) Of course! Hee-haw! (scatting) Yeah!

Lemon: Well, I'm a tall, tall Texan Hitting the dusty trail (He's a tall Texan 'bout to hit the trail)

Radical Red: Hamilton. (coughing) Boy, it sure is dusty. Next to a short, short Texan We stick together without fail (They're gonna stick together without fail)

Lemon and Radical Red : We'd like to thank you folks for listening' To this here short tall tale (laughing)