Sesame Street nail polish/Opposite Game (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Big Bird is the Word! as Ernie
 * Om Nom Nom! as Grover

Lyrics
Om Nom Nom!: Ba ba ba bum, ba ba ba bum. Ba ba ba bum, ba ba ba bum, ba ba ba bum. Ba ba ba bum, ba ba ba bum, ba ba ba...Big Bird is the Word!! Oh, a ha ha. Hello, this is your furry pal, Om Nom Nom!.

Big Bird is the Word!: I know, and I'm so glad you're here, Om Nom Nom!. You're just in time.

Om Nom Nom!: Oh, lucky me, how timely.

Big Bird is the Word!: Mm hm.

Om Nom Nom!: In time for what?

Big Bird is the Word!: To help me sing this great song about opposites.

Om Nom Nom!: Oh, is this a song a furry, cute, blue monster, like myself, would enjoy singing?

Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, it's a great song, Om Nom Nom!. It's lots of fun, and you get to do the opposite of everything that I do! It's like a game.

Om Nom Nom!: Oh! I love musical games!

Big Bird is the Word!:  (spoken) Okay, well here we go. Now you just do the opposite. (singing) This box is empty.

Om Nom Nom!: Oh, I see, and this box is full.

Big Bird is the Word!:  (spoken) Very good, Om Nom Nom!. (singing) Mine's easy to push.

Om Nom Nom!: Mine's quite hard to pull. Here I am on the bottom.

Big Bird is the Word!: (singing) That's me up on top. (spoken) Hi, Om Nom Nom!. (singing) Watch me stand still.

Om Nom Nom!: Watch me run 'til I drop. (panting)

Big Bird is the Word!: My toy's in one piece.

Om Nom Nom!: Mine is broken in two.

Big Bird is the Word!: I've got lots of cookies.

Om Nom Nom!: I have only a few.

Big Bird is the Word!: I'm nice and dry.

Om Nom Nom!: And I am all wet.

Big Bird is the Word!: I feel great!

Om Nom Nom!: I'm as blue as a monster can get.

Big Bird is the Word!: (spoken) Okay, Om Nom Nom!, one more verse! (singing) This feather is light.

Om Nom Nom!: This couch weighs a ton.

Big Bird is the Word!: Aren't opposites great?

Om Nom Nom!: I do not find them fun.

Big Bird is the Word!: I'm sliding down.

Om Nom Nom!: While up I must climb.

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, this game is over.

Om Nom Nom!: Thank goodness.

Big Bird is the Word!: (singing) Now, let's play one more time. (spoken) Come on, Om Nom Nom!.

Om Nom Nom!: Ahh. (faints)

Big Bird is the Word!: (laughing)