Random Characters/Safety Dance (by Men Without Hats)

Cast

 * SpongeBob SquarePants (from SpongeBob SquarePants), Bubs (from Homestar Runner), Bear (from Bear in the Big Blue House) and Narf (from Sesame Street) as Men Without Hats

Lyrics
SpongeBob SquarePants: We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well, they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to A place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance (Dancé!)

Bubs: We can go when we want to The night is young and so am I And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise 'em with the victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to If we don't, nobody will And you can act real rude and totally removed And I can act like an imbecile

And say, we can dance, we can dance Everything's out of control We can dance, we can dance They're doing it from pole to pole We can dance, we can dance Everybody look at your hands We can dance, we can dance Everybody's taking the chance Safety dance Oh well, the safety dance Ah yes, the safety dance

Bear: We can dance if we want to We've got all your life and mine As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it Everything'll work out right

I say, we can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well, they're no friends of mine

Narf: I say, we can dance, we can dance Everything's out of control We can dance, we can dance We're doing it from pole to pole We can dance, we can dance Everybody look at your hands We can dance, we can dance Everybody's taking the chance

Oh well, the safety dance Ah yes, the safety dance Oh well, the safety dance Oh well, the safety dance Oh yes, the safety dance Oh, the safety dance, yeah Well, it's the safety dance It's the safety dance Well, it's the safety dance Oh, it's the safety dance Oh, it's the safety dance Oh, it's the safety dance