Sesame Street/A Grump Like You (The Backyardigans)

Cast

 * Elmo as Pablo
 * Zoe as Tasha

Lyrics
'''Zoe: (spoken) Say, are you Captain Moody? I hear you're the grumpiest person on the Seven Seas.'''

'''Elmo: (spoken) Aye, I'm Moody! I've heard of you, too – you're the grumpiest person on dry land.'''

Zoe: (spoken) I am pretty grumpy...

Zoe: (sung) ...and ornery too!

Elmo: A-do ya hardly ever smile?

Zoe: Only once in a while!

Elmo: Do you usually frown?

Zoe: Yup, my mouth's always down!

Elmo: Would you say that you're a grump?

Zoe: From my head down to my rump!

Elmo: Well, it's great to meet a grump like you.

Zoe: (spoken) Likewise!

Elmo and ''' Zoe: It's great... it's great... to meet a grump like you!'''

Elmo: I thought I was the only one.

Zoe: But now, we're two!

Elmo: Bet there's grump activities we grumps could do!

Elmo and Zoe: It's great...it's great to meet a grump like you.

Zoe: Folks always tell ya..."you got a bad temper?"

'''Elmo: Only every morning and every night. Do you stomp around a bit, and yell really loud?'''

Zoe: At least once a day...or I don't feel right!

Zoe: Are you hardly ever nice?

Elmo: I tried it once or twice!

Zoe: Are you usually mean?

Elmo: That's the way I've always been!

Zoe: You're as grumpy as me!

Elmo: It's the only way to be!

Zoe: Sure, it's great to meet a grump like you!

Elmo and ''' Zoe: Oh, yeah! It's great... it's great... to meet a grump like you!'''

Elmo: I used to be a lonely grump.

'''Zoe: Guess what? Me too!'''

Elmo: Think there might be more of us?

Zoe: There's gotta be a few!

Elmo and ''' Zoe: It's great...it's great to meet a grump like you! It's great to meet a grump like you!'''