Christina Throws A Tantrum (A Friends and PBS NewsHour Crossover)

Transcript
Christina: WOWWOWOWWOW!!!!!!!!! A SHOPKINS SERIES 3! CAN I HAVE IT???????

Dennis: No Christina it's too expensive. Plus it wears a Shopkins Shirt.

Dilan: And it's a phony.

Christina: BUT- BUT- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I WANT THE SHOPKINS SERIES 3! NOWNOWNOW!!!!!!

Judy Woodruff and Simun: YOU MUST DIE!

Narrator: Meanwhile, Christina's classmates and their teacher are winning prizes.

Joycelyn: Look, Angelina. There's Christina having a temper tantrum.

Angelina: Ms. Tazbaz! Christina's throwing a tantrum!

Ms. Tazbaz: Of all the cruddy, sappy, a**y, b****y things that have happened, it's time that we kill her!

Angelina: When?

Ms. Tazbaz: Tomorrow.

Ms. Tazbaz's class except Christina and Ms. Tazbaz: YAAAAAAAAAY!!! WER'E GONNA KILL CHRISTINA!

Narrator: Meanwhile Christina is being dragged into the car.

Christina: SAVE ME, ANGELINA! SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: When Christina got home, she was sent up to her room for a time-out.

Christina: IT'S TOO LATE TO GET THAT SHOPKINS SERIES 3 WITH THE SHOPKINS! TOO LATE!!!

Robert MacNeil: What's wrong, Christina?

Christina: I wanted to get a Shopkins Series 3 with a Shopkins, but I couldn't get it! It's all Domtendo's fault!

Thor: Ooh, it sounds like you are really mad about this, huh.

Christina: YEAH! I AM! CAN YOU KILL MOMMY, DADDY, AND TAZBAZ FOR ME??

Thor: Nope. Sorry. The producer says I can't use weapons. Bye.

Christina: WAAAAH! YOUR FACE IS A PIECE OF BULLS***, THOR!

Narrator: Hiding outside of her house, Christina's class is slowly walking into her room.

Christina's class: (Whispering and singing) Gotta, gotta kill Christina, gotta gotta kill Christina....

Narrator: And as the sound got closer to Christina's room, Christina got even more scared. Then, they got in.

Angelina: I HATE YOU CHRISTINA!

Joycelyn: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Dennis: THIS IS REVENGE, CHRISTINA'S! REVENGE!

Ms. Tazbaz: IT'S TIME TO DIE!

Dilan: YEAH! SAY YOUR LAST WORDS!

Christina: (Falling off 1,000 feet cliff) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Narrator: And so, Christina's class got to play Shopkins.

Christina's class: Wow! This is fun!

Christina: I WANNA GO HOME!