Muppets/Songs Medley (from Elmopalooza!)

Cast

 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch
 * Janice as Zoe
 * Mary Louise (little girl) as Prairie Dawn
 * Sam the Eagle as Bert
 * Rowlf the Dog as Ernie
 * Dr. Teeth as Count von Count
 * Gonzo as Grover
 * Animal as Cookie Monster
 * Scooter as Telly Monster
 * Statler and Waldorf as Two-Headed Monster
 * Miss Piggy as Rosita
 * Fozzie Bear as Baby Bear
 * Mildred Huxtetter as Susan
 * George the Janitor as Gordon
 * Link Hogthrob as Bob
 * Floyd Pepper as Mr. Handford
 * Annie Sue Pig as Gina
 * Johnny Fiama as Jon Stewart
 * Clifford as David Alan Grier

Lyrics
Mary Louise: Okay, people. People. People, listen up! This is it! Our host is out of deep storage! Our co-host is out of deep compression! But we will all be in deep doom if this finale isn't great! So I want everybody in costume and ready to sing! Let's do it! Okay, good luck, everybody. Hey, hey, that goes for you too, mister!

Clifford: Me?

Mary Louise: Yes.

Clifford: You mean I get to play dress-up, too?

Mary Louise: Yes.

Clifford: Cool.

( Rizzo and Johnny Fiama laughing)

Rizzo the Rat: Aw, Rizzo is glad Johnny could be here. Really glad. Rizzo almost think you may not made it to the show, but that song really help Rizzo.

Johnny Fiama: Songs could do that, you know, Rizzo.

Rizzo the Rat: Do what?

Johnny Fiama: Make you feel better. Pull them out and sing them whenever you need them. I know a song about that.

Rizzo the Rat: About what?

Johnny Fiama: Songs.

Rizzo the Rat: Well, Rizzo knows it's a song, Johnny, but what is it about?

Johnny Fiama: Well, songs.

Rizzo the Rat: About what?

Johnny Fiama: Well, it's about...why don't I just show you?

Rizzo the Rat: Okay.

Johnny Fiama: Songs, are around whenever you need them.

Rizzo the Rat: Yeah.

Johnny Fiama: Songs, follow you wherever you lead them

Johnny Fiama and Rizzo the Rat : Songs, they seem to come alive each time you sing 'em Songs, you can play them straight or you can swing 'em.

Rowlf the Dog: Rubber Duckie, you're the one You make bathtime lots of fun Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you (woh woh, bee doh!)

Kermit the Frog: ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ I wish I knew exactly what I mean

Rizzo the Rat: La La La La La La La La La La. Songs, don't know how we'd get on without them Songs, you can hum them, whistle or shout them

Clifford: Songs can keep you company when you're alone

Rizzo the Rat: Yeah.

Clifford: So find a song and you'll be halfway home

Rizzo the Rat, Johnny Fiama and Clifford : You can't go wrong So believe in a song

Uncle Deadly: Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash

Animal: C is for cookie, that's good enough for me C is for cookie, that's good enough for me C is for cookie, that's good enough for me Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C

Link Hogthrob, Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Floyd Pepper and Annie Sue Pig : Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? Say, who are the people in your neighborhood? They're the people that you meet When you're walking down the street They're the people that you meet each day

Everyone: Songs, don't know how we'd get on without them Songs, you can hum them, whistle or shout them Songs can keep you company when you're alone So find a song and you'll be halfway home You can't go wrong All you need is a song You can't go wrong All you need is a song

Songs!

Rizzo the Rat: Yeah.