Percy's Chocolate Crunch Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to Percy's Chocolate Crunch.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Percy
 * Harold
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Edward (cameo)
 * Toby (cameo)
 * Duck (cameo)
 * Oliver (cameo)
 * Annie and Clarabel (cameo)
 * Henrietta (cameo)

Transcript

 * Alec Baldwin: Sir Topham Hatt's engines love being shiny and clean. It makes them feel cheerful as they puffed across the Island of Sodor. Percy often has the dirtiest work to do. But he likes to be clean as well as any other engine. Washdowns are important to Percy. But Sir Topham Hatt had bad news.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Due to a water shortage...
 * Alec Baldwin: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: ...No engine shall have more than one washdown a day. Usefulness before cleanliness.
 * Alec Baldwin: He added and left. Percy was upset.
 * Percy: I get dirty.
 * Alec Baldwin: He complained.
 * Percy: I need washdowns. Gordon only does it to feel important.
 * Gordon: I am important.
 * Alec Baldwin: Gordon sniffed.
 * Gordon: I'm an express engine.
 * James: You're a pouty puffer, Percy.
 * Alec Baldwin: Teased James.
 * Percy: No, I'm not.
 * Alec Baldwin: Wheeshed Percy and he chuffed away. Percy was loading freight cars at the docks. He was trying extra hard to stay clean. But the troublesome trucks were being naughty. As Percy pushed them under the coal chute, they sang out.
 * Troublesome Trucks: On! On! On!
 * Alec Baldwin: They cried. Percy found himself under the chute and coal dust flew everywhere.
 * Percy: Oh, no. (coughs)
 * Alec Baldwin: Coughed Percy.
 * Percy: I'm filthy.
 * Alec Baldwin: Percy felt awful, but he knew he had to carry on. On the way to Callan Station, the troublesome trucks teased Percy even more.
 * Troublesome Trucks: Clickety clack, don't look back, dirty Percy's on our track.
 * Percy: Be quiet!
 * Alec Baldwin: Percy snapped. When Percy arrived at Callan Station he was very upset.
 * Percy: From now on I am only doing work where I wont get dirty.
 * Alec Baldwin: Harold the Helicopter was at Callan station picking up medical supplies.
 * Harold: Hello, Percy.
 * Alec Baldwin: He called. And he took off blowing cinders and ashes everywhere.
 * Percy: Not again!
 * Alec Baldwin: Cried Percy.
 * Percy: I want a washdown.
 * Percy's Driver: Usefulness before cleanliness.
 * Alec Baldwin: Reminded his driver.
 * Percy: I want to be useful where I can't get dirty.
 * Alec Baldwin: Percy huffed.
 * Percy's Driver: There's a load of sugar going to the chocolate factory.
 * Alec Baldwin: His driver said.
 * Percy's Driver: We can take the sugar cars.
 * Percy: Sugar.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Percy.
 * Percy: That's nice and clean.
 * Alec Baldwin: Percy was pleased. Percy didn't know that earlier a leaky freight cars had spilled oil on the track. When he approached the chocolate factory, his driver applied the brakes. But Percy's wheels just skidded on the oily rails.
 * Percy: Oh, no!
 * Alec Baldwin: Hooted Percy.
 * (Percy crashes into the factory and six windows splat themselves as he pops out)
 * Percy: Yuck!
 * Alec Baldwin: He groaned.
 * Percy: I've never been this dirty.
 * Alec Baldwin: He was covered from funnel to firebox in sticky gooey chocolate. Back at the sheds, everyone thought it was very funny.
 * Thomas: You look good enough to eat.
 * Alec Baldwin: Thomas hooted.
 * James: Bon-bon Percy.
 * Alec Baldwin: Teased James.
 * Henry: Choc-ice on wheels.
 * Alec Baldwin: Chipped in Henry.
 * Gordon: Disgraceful.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Gordon pompously.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Ahem.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said a stern sounding voice. It was Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You had had a trying day, Percy.
 * Alec Baldwin: He said.
 * Percy: Yes, sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Replied Percy from beneath the chocolate.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: But you showed us all that usefulness does come before cleanliness. So...
 * Alec Baldwin: He added.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You shall have your washdown.
 * Percy: Oh, sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And a new coat of paint.
 * Alec Baldwin: Percy just beamed.