The cat house pilot (Abbykat1286's version)

Script
(open up to a photo of a male orange Kitten and ten female Cats who are his sisters around him; all except one of them are smiling)

Thunder: Ever wonder what its like to grow up in a big family of cats? Well, don't let this picture fool you! Don't believe me?

(opens door. Outside his room, there is much chaos going on caused by his sisters; such as a tiny baby black Kitten playing with pots and pans, a angora Cat reading a poem, a orange Kitten dressed up like a mummy in some white cloth substance chasing a grey kitten who is screaming in terror, a pink kitten playing Football in the house, a white Cat angrily chasing a pink  Cat through the halls, a cream colored Cat playing on a guitar, and a white and brown dog chasing after a snail)

Thunder: Welcome to...The cat house.

Thunder: [closes door and stretches a little] Surviving in a big family can be challenging. Even the little things. Like getting a turn in the bathroom. Which is why I give you... Thunder' s Three P's to go Poo and Pee'. You're gonna need Patience, Perseverance, and most importantly, Problem Solving. With these three steps, you'll get into the bathroom every time." [starts straining] Which is important. Especially if you wait until the very last second to go! [busts out comic book] Into the breach! [Heads out the door]

Thunder: Delilah? A little traveling music?

Delilah: You got it, bro. ONE, TWO, THREE!

[starts jamming on her guitar and fulfills her brother's request.] [Thunder begins his journey down the hallway to the bathroom.] [In the background, a dog and a snail who are Thunder's two pets named pet puppy and Gary are still chasing each other.]

Angora: Hey, Thunder, want to hear my poem?

Thunder: I do, but I have a pressing engagement.

[His funny sister Unikitty stops him in his tracks]

Unikitty: Thunder! Smell my new flower! (squirts water from flower, but Thunder ducks down just in the nick of time]

Thunder: Ha! Did you really think i'd really fall for-

Unikitty: (suddenly squirts water from a flower on her shoe right into thunder's mouth) Its not easy being this good.

Rouge: Clear the track! (Thunder does a spit take and gets out of the way for Thunder) Comin through! (plays a bizarre sport involving wearing a football helmet, riding a motorbike, and hitting a tennis ball with a hockey stick; crashes into wall) SCORE!!!

[Pet puppy and Gary were seen again chasing each other in the background making their animal noises. Thunder tries to continue but was stopped by his little sister Cat Yzma.]

Cat Yzma: Hold it, Thunder. Play 'Fashion Photographer' with me!

Thunder: I would, Cat yzma, But I really have to-

Cat yzma: YOU PLAY, OR I'LL TELL MOM YOU WERE READING COMICS ON THE ROOF IN YOUR UNDERWEAR AGAIN!

Thunder: (makes a side glance to the viewers and then starts taking photos of Cat Yzma as she poses for the camera.) Work the camera! Uh-huh! That's it! Show me what you got!

Pussyfoot: (walking in the background) Mew!

Thunder: Who's a beauty queen?

(Enter Cat yzma;s twin Treasure carrying a pile of mud in her paws)

Treasure: Thunder!

Cat Yzma: Hey! I'm working here!

Treasure: Check out my mud pie! It's nice and squishy! (squishes it and smears it all over Cat yzma's face)

Thunder: (with too much pressure) GOTTA GO! (continues)

Angora: (Out of nowhere) Now?

Thunder: Still pressing! (leaps over his little sister Chloe who is writing a mathematical formula on the wall) Don't forget to carry the 1! (she stares at him)

[Pet puppy and Gary were seen again chasing each other in the background but with another pet of the Cat family which is a rooster named Hei Hei)

Blissa: (trying to use the vacuum cleaner) Does anyone know how to turn on this sucky thingy? (turns it on but also vacuums up Thunder's fur witch makes him hairless) Got it!

(Thunder is almost in the bathroom, but his oldest sister Scheharazade cuts in front of him and refuses to let him in)

Scheherazade: Beat it, twerp.

Thunder: Come on, Scheherazade! No fair! I was here first!

[Pet puppy, Gary, and Hei Hei pass by with yet another pet of the Cat family which is a pet named Spot.]

Scheherazade: Well, I was born first! (shuts herself in the bathroom)

[As Thunder has to endure the pressure even longer, Angora walks over)

Angora: It looks like you have time now. (commences poem) My love is like water. Bursting forth. Like a dam breaking. All control lost. Water rushing, churning, turning landscape to mud. Time runs out. Water. I feel the impending doom. My love. (While she recites her poem, every word from it causes Thunder to feel even more pressure and have to go even worse than before; suddenly, Pussyfoot walks by with a full diaper and the stink nauseates Thunder)

Thunder: Ugh! COULD CLEAR A ROOM! (gets an idea) Could clear a room! Time to put the third P: Problem Solving into action.

[In the bathroom, Scheherazade is applying makeup until she hears Thunder opening the door]

Scheherazade: (Irked) I said I was- (suddenly sees something horrifying and gasps) What are you doing with that? (The door closes and whatever is occurring cannot be seen, but it only causes Scheherazade to panic)

Scheherazade: (terrified) Thunder, I'm warning you! Keep that thing away from me! Thunder! THUNDER! (opens the door and runs out in horror) AAAAHHHH!!!

(Thunder comes out wearing the vacuum's nozzle like a gas mask and Rouge's  football helmet for protection; his other sisters look on in bewilderment and Thunder reveals that he held Pussyfoot's dirty diaper  by hockey stick as a way to chase Scheherazade out of the bathroom)

Blissa, delilah, Unikitty, Rouge, Cat yzma,,Treasure, and Chloe: (elated) YAY!!!

Angora (nonchalantly) : Yay...

(Pussyfoot scurries across the hall without her diaper; Thunder then tosses his literal baby Kitten sister's soiled padding into the trash)

Thunder: (wrapping up) Like I said, surviving in a big family can be challenge. But it's not impossible. Now, if you'll excuse me...PRESSING ENGAGEMENT! (closes door to finally use the toilet) OH, YEAH! OH, SWEET RELIEF! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!!! (notices something) Hey! We're out of toilet paper! Guys! There's no toilet paper! Someone! Can someone bring me a new roll?!

(Unfortunately for him, his sisters are causing too much of a ruckus in the hall to hear his please) CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?! ANYONE! PLEASE!!! HELP!!!