Mr. Conductor and Timmy Turner's Thomas Tales with Friends

Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales with Friends is a crossover series with characters of various shows and real life celebrities. Featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have five Thomas Stories and one song. Only Stories from Seasons 1-7 may be used. No stories from Seasons 8-present allowed. And only songs from Seasons 3-7 may be used as well as non-Thomas songs. Many stories will be repeated along with some Thomas songs.

Major Trivia

 * The Powerpuff Girls are 8 in this series.

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, The Powerpuff Girls visit the Eds' cul-de-sac. Ed plays with Bubbles, Edd and Blossom share knowledge with each other, and Eddy and Buttercup team up playing pranks and doing scams. Mr. Conductor appears and tells them stories about girls on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Mavis (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas Meets the Queen (George Carlin)
 * 5) Percy's Predicament (George Carlin)

Song

 * That's What Girls Do

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Eds! What's up?
 * Bubbles: Hi, Mr. Conductor!
 * Buttercup: What's up, Little Man?
 * Eddy: You know our friend, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, they do, Eddy. I met the Powerpuff Girls before (in reference to "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition" when he guest starred in "Once Upon A Time" and met the girls in that episode) I met you and your friends. Ladies first they say.
 * (Edd and Blossom show up)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Edd! Where have you and Blossom been?
 * Edd: We were looking up insects and- Pardon me, Did you just say Blossom? How did you know her name?
 * Mr. Conductor: She and her sisters, Bubbles and Buttercup are friends of mine. I've seen them save the world from so many monsters and crooks.
 * Bubbles: Oh, shucks. It's our job.
 * Mr. Conductor: And I think you girls and Eds will be great friends the same way Thomas and Emily became friends.
 * Bubbles: Who's Emily, Mr. Conductor?
 * Blossom: But we already know Thomas, Edward, Duck, Rusty, and Stepney.
 * Buttercup: Yeah, how come we've never heard about her when you told us your stories of Rusty and Stepney back in Shining Time Station?
 * Edd: Why, I don't believe we heard the story of Emily's first day either. Won't you tell us the story please?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be glad to. (Blows whistle and "Emily's New Coaches" begins)

Plot

 * When Mojo Jojo locks the Eds and The Powerpuff Girls in a special chamber, thinking of a plan to destroy them, Eddy convinces them to escape and Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about escapes and plans.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (George Carlin)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toad Stands By (George Carlin)
 * 4) The World's Strongest Engine (Alec Balwin)
 * 5) Heroes (George Carlin)

Song

 * I'm Not Coming In Today

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, when Ed misses his imaginary friend, Jib, Mr. Conductor surprises him by bringing Mac, Bloo and the Foster's gang to the cul-de-sac to cheer him up. He also tells stories about when friends are far ,feeling homesick and making new friends.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved from Scrap (George Carlin)
 * 2) A New Friend for Thomas (George Carlin)
 * 3) Four Little Engines (George Carlin)
 * 4) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Bad Day at Castle Loch (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * That's What Friends Are For

Plot

 * In Peach Creek, Johnny Bravo visits the cul-de-sac and Eddy is jealous of how muscular he is. Mr. Conductor shows up and tells the two stories about Gordon.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Better View for Gordon (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Gordon and Spencer (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Tender Engines (George Carlin)
 * 5) Gordon and the Gremlin (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * The Whistle Song

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: I hope my stories have taught you two something today
 * Johnny Bravo: Yeah. Never come face-to-face with a short dweeb!
 * Eddy: What'd you call me?!
 * (Eddy and Johnny face each other with rivalry looks)
 * Mr. Conductor: Break it up! You both have a lot in common if you think about it. When it comes to ladies and gloating about good looks.
 * Johnny: I don't know what gloating is, but I have the better looks!
 * Eddy: Oh yeah? Well, I say I have a better chance with the ladies!
 * (The two argue)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the two will get along, but one thing the engines have in common is ...their whistles! (blows whistle and "The Whistle Song" begins)

Plot

 * Ed, Edd and Eddy discover Dexter, boy genius stranded when his teleportation shuttle malfunctions. Dexter along with Edd work on repairing it and Mr. Conductor tells stories about inventions new and helpful to the engines on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Terence the Tractor (George Carlin)
 * 3) The Fogman (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Bill, Ben and Fergus (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Special Funnel (George Carlin)

Song

 * It's Great To Be An Engine

Plot

 * Edd and Bubbles are bullied by Mitch on the internet. Bubbles cries and Edd tried to sooth her hurt feelings. Mr. Conductor appears and tells both of them stories about bullies on The Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 2) Diesel Does It Again
 * 3) Special Attraction
 * 4) Steamroller
 * 5) Bulgy

Song

 * Troublesome Trucks

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd and Bubbles in Edd's room on Edd's computer)
 * Bubbles: And this is where you feed the chickens in your virtual farm.
 * Edd: Why, Bubbles, this Placebook is amazing. I may apply for an account as well. However, I have learned of the dangers there are of posting online and-
 * (Just then a message sound was heard on Bubbles' private messages )
 * Bubbles: Ooh! A new message! *Sees who it's from* It's from Mitch!
 * Edd: That boy that always makes melee at your school? He's one of your friends on this website?
 * Bubbles: I wonder what he wants. Maybe he wants to play
 * (She opens Mitch's message showing a mean picture he drew of her on virtual paint)
 * Bubbles: *screams*
 * (Then Mitch posted a message in addition to the picture.)
 * Bubbles: *reading* Gee, Bubbles I never realized how much this picture captures the real you. *lip quivers and cries*
 * Edd: Oh my! Bubbles, you mustn't let a picture Mitch made of you hurt you. You look nothing like the picture here.
 * (Just then another message from Mitch appeared and Edd opened it)
 * Edd: *reading* And here's one of your friend with the sock on his head. (Looks at the picture seeing he's wearing an actual sock squeezing his head)
 * Edd: Goodness Gracious!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Having troubles, guys?
 * Bubbles: *with tears in her eyes* Bully troubles.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, so Mitch is playing the bully game.
 * Edd: Since when is bullying a game, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you see there are some people who push other people around because it makes them feel important. It's a mean sort of game that bullies play. But you can play your own game, you two. Show Mitch you can stand up for your rights without picking a fight.
 * Bubbles: What would the engines on the Island of Sodor do?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now there's a thought. You two remember Diesel don't you? When he first arrived on the Island of Sodor?
 * Edd: I am rather familiar with that particular diesel, Mr. Conductor.
 * Bubbles: Me too! He's just as big of a bully as Mitch!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you both the story of him again. It might help us think of how we can resolve Mitch's virtual bullying. (blows whistle and "Pop Goes the Diesel" begin)

Quote 2

 * (After "Bulgy")
 * Edd: Well that definitely taught Bulgy a lesson.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed. And after that, Bulgy never bullied the engines again.... well for a while at least.
 * Edd: I think I've just the plan to solve our bully problem. Bubbles, you still on Placebook?
 * Bubbles: *sniff sniff* I'm still on, Edd... *sad gasps* still recieving bully messages.... *cries*
 * Edd: *takes over computer for Bubbles and clicks the "report" logo by Mitch's Placebook name* Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: *looks up at Edd* *sad gasps* Yes, Edd? *sad gasps*
 * Edd: I've just reported Mitch to Placebook.
 * (Just then private message shows up reminding them that Mitch was gone from Placebook)
 * Bubbles: Yay!!!! *hugs Edd tightly* OH, DOUBLE-D!!!! THANK YOU!!!! I COULD'VE NEVER FELT ANY HAPPIER!!!!!
 * Ed: *Face blushes bright red* So, Bubbles umm....shall we play catch with Rudy and Snap?
 * Bubbles: At least they're not bullies. How about you Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Maybe later, but before you two go out to play, want to know who are as big troublemakers as Mitch?
 * Bubbles: Who, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: The biggest bullies on the Island Of Sodor, The freight cars! (Blows whistle and the song, "Troublesome Trucks" begins")

Trivia

 * The website, "Placebook" in this episode is a spoof of the website, Facebook.

Plot

 * Spongebob, Squidward, Sandy and Patrick end up in the cul-de-sac thanks to a teleportation invention by Sandy. The Eds were surprised that they were talking to sea creatures and a squirrel. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about engines who've had experiences with fish.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper (George Carlin)
 * 2) Fish (George Carlin)
 * 3) Something In The Air (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin)
 * 5) Something Fishy (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Gone Fishing

Quotes

 * Sandy: Well, I'll be! We're in some kind of suburban cul-de-sac.
 * Spongebob: *gasp* Sandy! I need water!
 * Squidward: And me! *gags*
 * Patrick: Me 4! *chokes*
 * Edd: Gracious! Let me assist!
 * Ed: Allow me, Double-D!
 * (Ed sprays Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward with a hose)
 * Edd: Ed, No!
 * (Edd helps Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward to Sarah and Jimmy's kiddie pool)
 * Squiward: Ahhhh...Much better.
 * Spongebob: That was a close one. Thank you, kind sir.

Plot

 * In Springfield, Bart Simpson is sick of following rules at his house so he takes all the junk food from the kitchen, his Krusty the Clown sleeping bag and his comic books and moves into his treehouse where he won't have any rules. Buttercup, Eddy, Ed, Bloo and Chicken join in too and Edd, Blossom, Bubbles, Lisa, Mac and Cow try to get them to understand rules are made to keep them safe. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about rules and warnings being disobeyed on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Runs Away (George Carlin)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (George Carlin)
 * 3) Percy Takes The Plunge (George Carlin)
 * 4) Down the Mine (George Carlin)
 * 5) Thomas and the Search for Fergus (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Rules and Regulations

Plot

 * Eddy, Ed, Buttercup, Bloo, Bart and Chicken all want to see a movie that's rated R, but are refused admission. Terrence, Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney show up with fake IDs (except Kearney who is above legal age and has a real ID) to get themselves in and rub it in the gang's faces. Infuriated, the gang complains about older people getting to do what they can't. Mr. Conductor shows up and tells stories about the engines' rivalry of being big and small to cheer them up. Edd, Blossom, Bubbles and Mac joined in after "Thomas Gets Tricked" and Lisa and Cow after "Trouble in the Shed". In the end, Terrence and the other bullies (including Kearney by mistake) were found out by an usher and booted from the theater, and Edd encouaged the gang to watch "SENNA" (PG-13) instead of the rated R movie. Surprsingly Ed loved racecars and wanted to see it, but Eddy, didn't.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked
 * 2) Tenders and Turntables
 * 3) Trouble in the Shed
 * 4) A Proud Day for James
 * 5) Thomas Saves the Day

Song

 * "Se (Cinema Paradiso)" performed by Jackie Evancho, inspiring in her preview the gang what kids can do just like adults.

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with a poster for "Robot Rebel Ranch 2" advertised outside the movie theater)
 * Eddy: There it is, boys.
 * Buttercup: Ahem!
 * Eddy (numbly): And Buttercup...
 * Ed: Robot Rebel Ranch 2! This'll be so cool!
 * Chicken: Yeah, if we can get in that is. Look. (directs the gang's attention to the rating)
 * Bart: *groan* R-rated? What's the rating stand for? Ridiculous rules?
 * Bloo: That's what I bet it stands for too!
 * Ed: AAAAAHHH!! It's not fair!
 * Eddy: Guys, guys. I got the plan all up here. (points to his head)
 * (Scene fades to ticket booth)
 * Ed (to Squeaky Voice Teen): Hello, my good...um...(looks at his hand which had the word "man" along with the previous words to his line written down) man. One adult and...um...3, no 4 children.
 * Bloo: It's six including you, you dip!
 * Bart: BLOO!
 * Buttercup: You and your big mouth!
 * Squeaky Voice Teen: I'm sorry, young man. No kids allowed to see Robot Rebel Ranch 2.
 * (Scene fades to the gang sitting on the curb outside the theater)
 * Eddy: AAAAAUUUGGGHH!!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT, BLOO!
 * Chicken: Why'd you have to open your horse trap?!
 * Bloo: I don't- UGH! I don't know! I forgot or something! All right?!
 * Eddy: And I thought Ed would have blown it.
 * Ed: I played a good father, didn't I, Eddy?
 * Eddy: *rolls his eyes*
 * (Just then Terrence, Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney entered the scene)
 * Nelson: Hey, Simpson.
 * Bart (nervously): Oh, uh...hey, N-Nelson. H-How are you and your c-chums doing?
 * Nelson: Don't worry, we don't have you scheduled for a beating today.
 * Jimbo: We're seeing...
 * All 5 Bullies: ROBOT REBEL RANCH 2!
 * Eddy: How are you even gonna get in?! It's R-rated!
 * Dolph: Two words: Fake IDs.
 * Kearney: Except me. I can already see movies for my age group.
 * Terrence: Have fun crying out here, Losers!
 * Buttercup: Why you-!
 * Eddy: Let me at 'em!
 * Bloo: Ooooooo-!!! I'll show you! (all 3 attempt to attack Terrence, but were stopped by Ed and Bart)
 * Ed (holding Eddy and Buttercup): NO, GUYS!
 * Bart (restraining Bloo): Bloo, dude, chill!
 * Buttercup: Give me five minutes with those stupid boys!
 * Chicken: Forget it, B.C. They ain't worth it.
 * (The gang groans)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, guys. What are you doing out here? From the looks of it, you'd have a lot more fun in there!
 * Eddy: Fat chance, Mr. C. There's only good movie in there and we can't see it! I HATE RATINGS!
 * Ed: But, Eddy, the first one was so g-
 * Buttercup: He doesn't mean stars, Ed.
 * Chicken: Adults get all the good stuff!
 * Eddy: Are you kidding?! Being a kid is way better! It's the movies they're hogging!
 * Bart: And sometimes, it isn't just what it's rated that adults don't let kids see movies they want. (reference to The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie")
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the grownups are doing you a favor. Kids such as you are impressionable when it comes to movies. And seeing a movie too old for your ages could cause a bad reputation for the theater. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Thomas and Gordon?
 * Ed: Were the choo-choos sad they couldn't see the space outlaws beat the robot bounty hunters again, Mr. C?!
 * Eddy: Do you ever turn off, Ed?!
 * Chicken: Yeesh. And I thought Cow was stupid.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the engines don't watch movies, but Thomas was being cheeky to the big engine. I'll tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Tricked" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Thomas Saves the Day")
 * (gang sees the bullies on the ground)
 * Edd: Guess they weren't old enough to watch the movie.
 * Buttercup: Good! Those busters deserved to get the boot!
 * Eddy: Ain't so old now, eh Jimbo?!
 * Jimbo: This is all your fault, Kearney! Fake IDs couldn't even get us to watch the beginning of that Space Outlaw movie!!!!
 * Kearney: Why blame me?! Those losers in the theater mistook my age! AIN'T MY FAULT!
 * Jimbo: Everything's your fault, Kearney--!
 * *gang runs into the theater to avoid chaos in unison*
 * Bart: Good thing we weren't a part of that junk.
 * Eddy: Oh, yeah?! We can't even see that outlaw movie if we wanted to!
 * Ed: I want movie now!
 * Edd: *sees the "SENNA" movie logo on the wall* I'll get us to see a movie.
 * Buttercup: Better not be about rainbows and puppies!
 * Edd: Buttercup, manners please. Thank you.
 * Edd: Pardon me, Sir. I need tickets please to see "Senna". *Shows ID showing that he turned 13 years old on the same day*
 * Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Will you supervise them?
 * Edd: Absolutely. Thank you, Sir.
 * Eddy: Well Sockhead, are we gonna see a movie or not?!
 * Edd: In the matter of fact, we ARE gonna see a movie.
 * Ed: Is it the Monster Movie?!
 * Eddy: Well is it?!
 * Bart: Cool your jets, Eddy, relax.
 * Edd: We are going to see "Senna".
 * Ed: MOTOR-CARS!!!!!
 * Eddy: Yeah right! There's no way I'm seeing some movie with some racer I'M NO FAN OF!!!!!!
 * Edd: But Senna helped keep Formula 1 safe, despite fines and penalties.
 * Mac: Yeah, and if I competed under that Jean-Marie Balestre, I wouldn't have even been here.
 * Eddy: Lousy no good... *groans* WHY DOES LIFE DO THESE THINGS TO ME?!!
 * Blossom: You can't always get what you want, Eddy.
 * Bart: Yeah, Blossom's right, squirt. Calm your 3 hairs and suck it up. It's only PG-13, and Double-D turned 13 today.
 * Ed: That means... a birthday! Where's the cake?! And is it gravy frosting?!
 * Bloo: Blech! I prefer a nice chocolate cake thank you.
 * Bubbles: You'll get some after the movie.
 * Cow: And I'll be happy to provide the milk (moos as she shakes her utter)
 * (Scene fades into the theater watching the previews)
 * Announcer: On May 22nd, someone very special will take the stage inside the Springfield Center with her strong devotion for movies.... and it'll be a magical night no one will forget in a lifetime.
 * Jackie Evancho performs "Se (Cinema Paradiso)" on the movie screen*
 * Announcer: Jackie Evancho.... coming soon to Springfield. *episode ends*

Plot

 * Edd and Timmy were asked to perform at the Lucy's Leap Opera House to sing opera (ever since the aftermath of Edd's throat surgery and Timmy's tonsil removal 2 months prior to the dilemma as a reference to the wiki-special, "Il Sogno: In Concert ), but they along with  Bubbles who they were bringing as their special guest missed their last train to Lucy's Leap on the fair grounds. Timmy and Edd blamed Eddy for selling them faulty bikes and hurting poor Bubbles (falling off her bike). Bubbles became emotionally upset and Timmy and Edd tried soothing her hurt feelings. After hearing Timmy saying that he hoped that he and his friends should find ways to chase the train, Mr. Conductor told stories about chases on the Island Of Sodor

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase (George Carlin)
 * 2) Old Iron (George Carlin)
 * 3) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) A Big Surprise For Percy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) A Close Shave For Duck (George Carlin)

Quote 1

 * (Train pulls out)
 * Bubbles: Wait for us!!!!
 * Edd: STOP!!!! DESIST!!!!
 * Timmy: WAIT!!!! Stop the train!!!! DARN IT!!!!
 * (All 3 arrive in Shining Time Station)
 * Edd: Well, my friends. We've just missed our last train to Lucy's Leap.
 * Timmy: And it's all stupid Eddy's fault!!!! Our audience is gonna complain and it's because of that scheming dork!!!!
 * Bubbles: *whimpers then cries*
 * Timmy: Bubbles? You all right?
 * Edd: Bubbles, what's wrong?
 * Bubbles: I'm sad that I can't have a good time hearing your wonderful singing... *weeps*
 * Timmy: (kindly) Awww.... don't cry Bubbles. You'll make me cry.
 * Edd: Don't worry Bubbles. We'll make it to Lucy's Leap another time.
 * Bubbles: It's not the same... *weeps*
 * Timmy: Here's a tissue, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: (sadly) Thank you, Timmy..... *sobs* *blows her nose*
 * Timmy: If we can only find a way to chase that train.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think chasing a train is such a good idea, Timmy.
 * Edd: How come, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because you need a vehicle!
 * Bubbles: I'd fly us there, but I'm too hurt! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: And sadly, Bertie The Bus is not here to help you out.
 * Timmy: How come Bertie can't help us?
 * Mr. Conductor: He has a radiator problem and is now being mended. Remember when Edward sent him on that wild goose chase? (Blows whistle and "Bertie's Chase" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "A Close Shave For Duck")
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey! I just found out that the Lucy Leap House is adding another concert tomorrow after a complete success in tonight's concert. Thank goodness Toadea Crockceli was able to cover for you guys.
 * Timmy: NICE!!!!
 * Bubbles: HOORAY! Oh, I feel happier than ever!
 * Edd: Oh! bless you, Mr. Conductor for telling us the news!
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure!
 * Timmy: Next time, we're taking the "ankle express" to Shining Time Station.
 * Bubbles: What's that?
 * Timmy: Our legs and feet!
 * (All laugh)
 * Mr. Conductor: Or we could ask HIM to take us! (Blows whistle and the song "Harold The Helicopter" begins)

Song

 * Harold The Helicopter

Trivia

 * Toadea Croakcelli is a spoof of Andrea Bocelli.

Plot

 * When Buttercup sees Ed lifting a house, she is amazed at his strength, but brags that she is stronger. Eddy hears about this and tries to defend Ed's honor and Edd, Blossom and Bubbles tried to keep the peace. Buttercup challenges Ed to see which of the two is stronger and Eddy opens a stand for others to place wagers on whomever will win which Edd, Blossom and Bubbles disapproved of. Mr. Conductor appears and tells them stories about strength and gloating.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry to the Rescue (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Rock 'N' Roll (George Carlin)
 * 4) Harvey to the Rescue (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Bowled Out (George Carlin)

Song

 * Never, Never, Never Give Up

Plot

 * Eddy came up with a "hospital" scam to bill somebody if they got hurt, so he injures poor Bubbles by secretly tossing a banana peel (from a banana he ate) right in front of her bike, vaulting her off. The scam immediately backfired when Bubbles, feeling seriously hurt bawled hysterically, Edd dialed 911 to call for an ambulance to Peach Creek Hospital, and her worried friends (including Edd right after he dialed for an ambulance) visited her, wondering if she was all right. As usual, Eddy was blamed for injuring Bubbles who was now in the hospital. In between visits from her family & friends, Mr. Conductor told stories about engines on Sodor who've had accidents and mishaps.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Spotless Record (Michael Angelis)
 * 3) Horrid Lorry (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas Gets Bumped (George Carlin)
 * 5) Thomas Comes to Breakfast (George Carlin)

Song

 * Accidents Will Happen

Quote 1

 * Eddy: "HOSPITUL ED" is going to be the greatest scam ever! I'm finding myself sweatin' jawbreakers right now!
 * Bubbles' bike rell rings*
 * Eddy: (In singsong voice) Here comes our first patient! *snickers*
 * Bubbles: *singing*
 * (Eddy eats banana and throws peel directly in front of Bubbles)
 * Eddy: Oops! *snickers*
 * Bubbles: *vaults off her bike* YEOW!!!! *lands on shoulder and injures it*
 * Bubbles: *bawls hysterically*
 * Edd: *loud gasp* BUBBLES!!!! Oh, dear! What am I gonna do?! Oh, I know! *Gets out cell phone and dials 911*
 * Sarah: Bubbles! You all right?!
 * Sandy: You all right, little cute one?!
 * Ed: Speak to me, Bubbles!!!!
 * Edd: (on cell phone) Oh, thank heavens!!!! I'll see you when you gentlemen arrive here! Oh, thank you, Sir. Bye. *hangs up*
 * Edd: *Approaches Bubbles after battling his way through the witnesses* Excuse me, Pardon me, coming through. Bubbles! Bubbles! Are you all right?!
 * Bubbles: It hurts! IT HURTS!!!!! *sirens sound in the distance* *ambulance arrives*
 * Edd: (To himself) Oh no, Bubbles must've injured the rotator cuff in her right shoulder.
 * (Paramedics take Bubbles on a stretcher and put her in the ambulance)
 * Paramedic #1 (voice only): All right, right, we got her in. Let's bring her in.
 * Paramedic #2 (voice only): Got it!
 * (Kevin, Bart, Rudy Tabootie, and Rolf give Eddy a dirty glance)
 * Eddy: *Chuckles nervously* But it was an accident!!!!
 * Rudy: *scoffs* Yeah, right!
 * Kevin: Let's pound him, Rudy! *chases Eddy*
 * Rolf: Rolf will join in this beatdown!
 * Bart: I'm in, Kevin! Let's send him to "HOSPITUL ED" and have him pay BUBBLES' medical bill! *runs with the gang and joins in into beating Eddy to a pulp*
 * Eddy: No! OW! OOOOW!!!!! It wasn't me!!!! *laughs nervously* (Scene now goes to Peach Creek Hospital)

Quote 2

 * Timmy: *softly* Hey Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Hi, Timmy.... *sadly but weakly* how do I look, now?
 * Timmy: Well, you still look beautiful even though you're in bed with a cast on.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Thanks, Timmy...
 * Timmy: I'll be right back, Bubbles. I have to check on your medical records.
 * Bubbles: *weakly* Take your time, Timmy.... *whimpers*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Sorry about your injury, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Mr. Conductor, why aren't you in the Tour De Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I couldn't attend. I injured my shoulder.
 * Bubbles: Similar to me, Mr. Conductor. *sobs*
 * Mr. Conductor: Awww... don't cry, Bubbles. In fact, we should start a club!
 * Bubbles: What club?
 * Mr. Conductor: We should call it the "Sore-shoulder Club"! The name of the game is you have to have an injured shoulder and feel sorry for yourself. And by the way, Bubbles. Eddy injured you pretty bad.
 * Bubbles: You mean Eddy did this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Absolutely. Deliberately hurting somebody is one thing, but playing hooky is just as bad. I remember when Sir. Handel played hooky, he made Peter Sam end up in a mess too horrible to watch.
 * Bubbles: I don't really think I want to hear this one Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's too bad because the wreckage is cleared away, and Peter Sam went back to work after a while, but I'll save it for some other time.
 * Bubbles: (In moaning voice) But, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, no, no, you had enough injuries for one day.
 * Bubbles: Please...?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you sure?
 * Bubbles: *Nods her head "yes"*
 * Mr. Conductor: Right, then! (Blows whistle and "Rusty Helps Peter Sam" begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo) guest stars in this episode by telling "The Spotless Record".
 * Eddy mispells "Hospital" on his sign.
 * Before Timmy left to check Bubbles' medical records, he sat by Bubbles' bedside.

Plot

 * Eduardo is teased by the Rowdyruff Boys for being scared of so many things. Mr Conductor shows up and tells stories about engines handling fear. WWE Superstar, Daniel Bryan joins in and helps Eduardo out. (Because he was a coward himself)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Henry and the Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 4) Bulls Eyes (George Carlin)
 * 5) James and the Trouble with Trees (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

Plot

 * Terrence and WWE villain, Wade "Bad News" Barrett meet the Rowdyruff Boys; they all become friends and have fun vandalizing property of others as well as the city and bullying people. Mr. Conductor's Double shows up and tells them stories about Sodor's troublemakers.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (George Carlin)
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas (George Carlin)
 * 3) Bye George! (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Oliver Owns Up (George Carlin)
 * 5) Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Come for the Ride

Quotes

 * Brick: Hey! Let's hitch a ride on that subway!
 * Butch: Yeah! We'll go without paying!
 * Boomer: Yeah!
 * Wade Barrett: And if those Powerpuffs get 'ere, I'll hurt Bubbles with the extreme pain of my bullhammer move and she'll weep like the crybaby she is! And that is bad news for them Powerpuff losers!
 * Terrence: *chuckling* This is gonna be so rad!
 * Mr. Conductor's Double: Yes, a ride we will go on and a song we'll hear that isn't very long. (blows whistle and Song "Come for the Ride" begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor's Double guest stars in this episode and tells all five Thomas stories.
 * Wade "Bad News" Barrett is a British WWE Superstar villain, and his bullhammer move is a strong punch.

Plot

 * Homer is put on a diet and Buttercup, Sandy and Rainbow Dash put him through a fitness program. Homer is unhappy with the program and his diet so Mr. Conductor tries to cheer him up and boost his confidence by telling stories about engines trying their best. Fitness Instructor, Tony Little also assists in getting Homer in shape as he used to be husky too.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Learns a Lesson (George Carlin)
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars (George Carlin)
 * 3) Percy's Promise (George Carlin)
 * 4) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin)

Song

 * James the Really Splendind Engine

Trivia

 * Fitness Instructor, Tony Little guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Edd (dressed fancy) purchases a ticket from Stacy and is waiting for his train to the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Valentine's Day Dance inside the BB&T Center in Orlando, FL that night. Along with Edd, Jackie Evancho, Ed, Eddy, and others were invited (given highly expensive tickets) to the dance by Edd's famous uncle (in fantasy) Denny Hamlin, the driver of the #11 Fedex Toyota. but the main problem was that Edd never found a date for the dance and always had been nervous to speak to Jackie because she was extremely pretty and had a beautiful voice (which Edd didn't know about just yet) After being made fun of, Edd ran into Billy's workshop crying. Mr. Conductor appears and tries to cheer Edd up with stories about males and females getting along or not getting along on Sodor. In the end, Jackie appears in the workshop and tells an extremely shy Edd that SHE was shy to speak to him at first and that she now had the courage to speak to him. Edd nervously asked Jackie if she would be his date for the Valentine's Day dance and Jackie agreed. As they cuddled, a cellphone text tells Edd that his father was ill and his mother knows the directions to the Daytona International Speedway. She called Edd's cell and asked him who he'd like to take with him to the race. Eddy (along with Ed) ran into the room after overhearing Edd and asked him if he could join, but Edd asked his mother if Jackie could go with him to the Great American Race, and she and Jackie's mother (a college friend of Edd's mother which he never knew about) agreed to a highly interested Jackie to join Edd. Eddy grew highly upset and complained as usual. Edd and Jackie exit the workshop, avoiding Eddy's fit (along with Ed joking around) and Jackie sings "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" causing Edd to burst in tears and the two to cuddle each other.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Bulls Eyes (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Elizabeth The Vintage Quarry Truck (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Can You Feel The Love Tonight? (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Edd waiting inside Shining Time Station for the train to The BB&T Center)
 * Edd: *sadly sighs*
 * Eddy: I told you, Ed if Sockhead's Uncle Hamlin thought of us, we could've also went to the race instead of just going to this Valentine's convention thingy!
 * Ed: But it's a dance Eddy! They have drivers, motor-cars, and all of the delicious food!!!! I wish Wilfred was invited, he could sure shake his ham-bone.
 * Eddy: I don't care if it's a dance! All I want is to meet the 43 drivers tonight, and seeing their cars pound each other for 200 laps this Sunday!
 * Ed suddenly sees Edd glum*
 * Edd (talking to himself): If only I had the courage to speak to Jackie and ask her to be my date for tonight. She'd probably have gotten a date to that famous dance by now.
 * Ed: (sadly) Eddy, Double-D never went out with the pretty girl Jackie. *cries* (Suddenly happily) Does she have a canoe?
 * Eddy: You mean that girl who came here to Shining Time Station once?! She'll never ask him. He has a better chance with dish soap than Jackie!
 * Edd: Eddy, I strongly prefer to be left alone. Thank you.
 * Eddy: What?! All because I said that Jackie will never ask you to that NASCAR Valentine's Day dance?! Hah! The only girls that would ask you to that dance are that spoiled brat, Sarah and Marie Kanker!
 * Edd: (worried) Never! First of all, Uncle Denny would never invite the Kankers to any of these special events or any Sprint Cup races, and secondly, I always have been too shy to speak to Jackie myself.
 * Eddy: Oh, is that so?! Jackie would probably dance with that old coot of a driver, Mark Martin than you!
 * Ed: What an old prune he is!
 * Eddy: Coot, Ed, coot.
 * Ed and Eddy laugh*
 * Edd: (sadly) Please, I feel shy. You must understand how I feel.
 * Ed and Eddy continue to laugh*
 * Edd: (sadly) Please desist! *Ed and Eddy continue to laugh* *tears up* You don't understand!!!! *runs into Billy's workshop crying*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd, I've seen happier faces in a frowning contest.
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor, at least you'll understand what I'm going through. I intended to ask Jackie to be my date to the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series annual Valentine's Day dance, but I don't have the courage and Ed & Eddy just made me feel worse by making jokes of me! *sad gasps* No one understands me!!!! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's not the end of the world. Sometimes we're shy around people. Including the opposite gender. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Toby and Mavis?
 * Edd (wiping his tears): Why? I've never known locomotives to ask each other to a dance.
 * Mr. Conductor: No. You remember the story about Mavis, don't you? She wouldn't listen to Toby's advice and Toby had to help her? I'll tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Mavis" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Emily's New Coaches")
 * Edd: Thank goodness Thomas forgave Emily. I'm glad they're friends. Now if only I could ask Jackie...
 * Mr. Conductor (sees Jackie approaching): Speaking of which, Good luck! (disappears)
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, wait!
 * (Jackie enters)
 * Edd (nervously): Oh, h-hello, J-Jackie.
 * Jackie: Edd, I've been looking everywhere for you. Don't you want to go to the dance?
 * Edd: I do, but....
 * Jackie: You don't have a date? Well, I was trying to ask you every chance I got, but I was too shy.
 * Edd: You were? Why, I myself felt shy likewise.
 * Jackie: So, will you care to come to the dance...with me?
 * Edd: I'd be delighted.
 * Jackie: *giggles*
 * (The two cuddle when suddenly Edd felt his phone vibrate in his pocket)
 * Edd: Pardon me. (sees he has a text from his father) Why, it's a message from father. He is to take me and my guests to and from this evening's dance. (reads text) Oh, dear! It appears father has taken ill.
 * Jackie: That's horrible! And I was really looking forward to going with you, Edd.
 * Edd (tears forming in his eyes): Oh, Jackie...I-- (his phone rings) Why, it's mother! (answers) Yes, mother?
 * (Edd's mom chatters on the phone)
 * Edd: You know of the directions to tonight's dance (picking him up after the dance) and the race this Sunday? (Edd's mom chatter on the phone) You'll drive me and my guest? (Edd's mom chatters) That's wonderful! And I feel so relieved that you said Billy Twofeathers was working late tonight. I can't wait for Sunday as well!
 * (Eddy enters with Ed)
 * Eddy: So?! WHO ARE YOU TAKING, DOUBLE-D?! YOU GOTTA TAKE ME, YOUR BEST PAL, EDDY!
 * Ed (hugs Eddy): You're my ideal pal, Eddy. Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes-
 * (Eddy pulled back on Ed's unibrow and let go causing Ed to relase him and fall back)
 * Eddy: Come on, Sockhead! Whatta ya say?
 * Edd: I am most astounded by you, Eddy. You made me believe Jackie would not have wanted me to escort her to the dance and you expect me to bring you as my guest?
 * Jackie (to herself): My... that's horrible!
 * Eddy: Forget Jackie! I'M THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!!!!! THE JACK OF ALL TRADES!!!!
 * Jackie: Who's it gonna be, Edd?
 * Edd: Well, Jackie, it's settled...I'll be taking...
 * (at those last 3 words, Eddy smiled a confident smile)
 * Edd: (With a sweet smile) you.
 * Eddy *quickly forms an angry expression*
 * Jackie (feeling touched): Me? Really?
 * Eddy: (angrily) WHAT?!
 * Edd: Eddy, real friends are supportive of another. And all evening you've done nothing worthy of the term, supportive.
 * Ed: (laughs) Naughty, Naughty! Shame on yourself, mister!
 * Edd: It's not polite to laugh at others' misfortunes, Ed... despite Eddy does deserve it.
 * (Edd's mom chattering on the phone)
 * Edd: Oh, mother!
 * (Edd's mom chattering)
 * Edd: Yes, I'm still present.
 * (Edd's mom chatters)
 * Edd: I'll be bringing Jackie.
 * (Edd's mom chatters)
 * Edd: Her mother is with you? Does she approve?
 * (Edd's mom chattering)
 * Edd: Oh, that's wonderful! We will see you soon! (hangs up)
 * Eddy: I don't believe this! I had that Daytona 500 trip in the palm of my hands! Who invented girlfriends anyway?! Why didn't Sockhead's uncle, Denny Hamlin give me and Lumpy tickets?!
 * Ed: Is it nap time, Eddy?
 * Eddy: *screaming in tantrum*
 * Edd: I think we'd better leave this area. Eddy's throwing his signature temper-tantrums again.
 * Jackie: Right-O!
 * Jackie and Edd slam the workshop door shut to avoid Eddy*
 * Edd: You know, Jackie, I don't feel so nervous around you anymore. And ever since I met you, I wanted to ask you, but never had the courage.
 * Jackie: I feel the same, Edd. *puts hand on Edd's shoulder.
 * (Jackie sings "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?")
 * Edd (with tears in his eyes): Jackie...That was most...beautiful!
 * (The two cuddle and the episode ends)

Trivia

 * Jackie Evancho guest stars in the whole episode after appearing in Seasons 2, 3, and Family Specials of "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition " (The prequel to "Ed, Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station ") in Becky's role.
 * It was inferred that Edd's father works as a railroad engineer.

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a Halloween party at Shining Time Station and invites all his friends (the Eds, Timmy, The Powerpuff Girls, Dexter, the Simpson Family, etc.). Everybody has fun playing games and eating snacks and candy. Mr. Conductor also tells spooky stories from the Island of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (George Carlin)
 * 3) Scaredy Engines (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Toby's Discovery (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Haunted Henry (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Boo! Boo! Choo-Choo

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor hosts a Christmas Party at Shining Time Station and invites Timmy, Bubbles, Jackie Evancho, Edd, Eddy, Ed, Bloo, Mac, Squidward, Spongebob, Patrick, Rolf, Bart and Lisa Simpson, Rudy and Penny. Everyone is in the Holiday Spirit except Eddy and Bloo who are only thinking about presents and Squidward was moody like always. Mr. Conductor tells them and the others stories about Christmas and being giving to others around the Holidays on The Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree (George Carlin)
 * 3) It's Only Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Not So Hasty Cakes (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure (George Carlin)

Song

 * O Holy Night (Sung by Jackie Evancho)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with the guests drinking hot cocoa with marshmallows)


 * Timmy: Isn't Christmas Night beautiful, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: It sure is, Timmy. *giggles*
 * Jackie: It is indeed the most cheerful time of the year.
 * Edd: It sure is Jackie. And no disrespect intended to the others, but you really make my Christmas shine, Jackie.
 * Jackie: *giggles* You do too, Eddward. *hugs and cuddles with Edd*
 * Eddy: (in singsong voice) Somebody's in love....
 * Edd: Eddy, please mind your manners, and your teasing has to stop.
 * Eddy: (angrily) Then why don't you kiss "Princess Jackie" under a mistletoe?!
 * Ed: Like golden retrievers?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * Squidward: Yeah, and Spongebrain won't stop feeding Patrick hot cocoa through Clary (his clarinet). They're driving me nuts!
 * Spongebob (while feeding Patrick hot chocolate through Squidward's clarinet: You said it, Squidward!
 * Patrick: *gulp* *gulp* ahhhh.... *belches loudly*
 * Bloo: UGH!!!! Patrick, cover your mouth when you burp and use a glass next time!
 * Bart: Don't you mean a coffee mug, loser?
 * Bloo: Yes, I mean that, Bart!
 * Timmy: So Bubbles, how did Santa treat you?
 * Bubbles: Well, I got new stuff dollies which I would love to share with you, Timmy.
 * Timmy: Awwww.....
 * Jackie: So what did you get for Christmas, Eddward?
 * Edd: Well, I got my new chemistry set which allows me to create things like soap, chalk--.
 * Eddy (interrupting Edd): Christmas stinks! All the presents I got today were clothes!
 * Ed (while poking an angry Eddy's forehead): That's because Santa knew you were a naughty little boy this year, Eddy.
 * Eddy: SANTA DON'T KNOW SQUAT!!!!!!!
 * Ed: Don't ever say that, Eddy!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: I made it. I thought my penguin friends would never get tired out.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, thank goodness you've arrived. Some of your guests are getting off to a rocky Christmas.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh?
 * Jackie: Well, Eddy and Bloo are only thinking about presents and Squidward's in his usual grouchy mood.
 * Squidward: I was better off home alone!
 * Eddy: I swear if I get one more box of clothes for Christmas-
 * Bloo: You're lucky to even get something other than coal!
 * Lisa: You guys, knock it off.
 * Bart: Yeah, dudes. Christmas is full of miracles.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're absolutely right, Bart. Christmas isn't Christmas when others are sad. Imagine if Thomas and Toby never came to Mrs. Kindly's rescue. That wouldn't have been a Happy Holiday.
 * Eddy: What? That story again?!
 * Edd: Eddy, please.
 * Jackie: I want to hear it, Mr. Conductor.
 * Spongebob: Me too!
 * Patrick: Me...um...number after two!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, what are we waiting for? (blows whistle and "Thomas' Christmas Party" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure")
 * Bloo: I've heard more than enough stories for one lifetime!
 * Eddy: I can't tell you how many times I could have said that!
 * Squidward: That makes 3 of us. Mr. Conductor, take us back to our homes.
 * Jackie: You guys, Christmas isn't about presents. It's about being giving and caring to those you love and even strangers.
 * Edd: Don't forget the poor, sick, suffering, and homeless people.
 * Ed: You mean hobos, Double-D?
 * Lisa: Ed, hush. This is a beautiful moment.
 * Rudy: They're right. I learned the true meaning of Christmas myself.
 * Spongebob: And if I know Santa, he won't let anyone who isn't on his naughty list down.
 * (Then Jackie performed "O Holy Night" giving the 3 a change of expression)
 * (After song)
 * Squidward: Wow...that was...beautiful! (cries)
 * Rolf (with tears in his eyes): Jackie's song of the holy evening touches Rolf as well.
 * Edd: Well, Eddy? What have you to say about Christmas now?
 * Eddy: Hey, hearing that Christmas Song from Jackie didn't hurt a bit. Actually it feels kind of good, Double-D. Because Christmas ain't about what you find under a tree. Christmas is about what you find in your heart.
 * Mac: How about you, Bloo?
 * Bloo: I still hope Santa gives me something other than coal!
 * Mac: Bloo!
 * Bloo: All right, that song had SOME effect on me.
 * (Then everyone gathered around the tree and started singing in the "Charlie Brown ooooo" style when...)
 * (Bells ring)
 * Penny: Does anyone hear that?
 * Bart: It's coming from outside!
 * Santa (voice only): Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho!
 * (Then Mr. Conductor appeared with a big bag)
 * Mr. Conductor: Guys! Santa dropped off our presents.
 * Ed: Santa?! (about to run outside) TAKE ME WITH YOU!
 * Edd: Ed, stop! (grabs him) The snow's too brutal for anyone to go out.
 * Eddy and Bloo: Presents!?
 * (Everyone gathered around the bag and opened presents)
 * Squidward: Wow! A clarinet cleaning kit!
 * Spongebob: What'd I tell you, Squiddy?
 * Bloo: What'd I get?!
 * Eddy: And me?!
 * (Edd finds Eddy's and Bloo's presents)
 * Edd: Well, Eddy, Santa must know how hard you work for money even if it's through swindling people through scams, so... (hands him his gift)
 * (Eddy opens his gift revealing it's a black "I Heart Money" shirt)
 * Eddy: Another shirt?! AAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!! (Tosses it and it lands on the ticket desk)
 * (Just then Eddy spotted something else in the box)
 * Eddy: Money! Jawbreakers, Here I come!
 * Edd: And for you, Bloo. (hands him his gift)
 * Bloo: IS IT A RACECAR BED?!
 * Bart: Oh, please...
 * (Bloo opens his gift)
 * Bloo: A brand new paddle-ball! One...(fails to hit the ball) Meh, broken.
 * (Mac rolled his eyes but kept a spiritual smile)
 * Mr. Conductor: Seems this turned out to be a very Merry Christmas after all.

Trivia

 * It was inferred that Edd and Jackie were actually in love with each other.

Plot

 * The Eds, The Powerpuff Girls, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Bart, Lisa and Kevin are at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race at Pocono Raceway in Long Pond, PA. During the pre-race festivities and a red flag during the race (cleanup after major accident) Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about races, competitions, and speed on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves A Point (George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas & Bertie's Great Race (George Carlin)
 * 3) Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Hooray For Thomas! (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (George Carlin)

Song

 * Let's Have A Race!

Quote 1

 * Edd: Well gentlemen, this is indeed our first NASCAR race together.
 * Bart: Yeah! And my 3rd race ever!
 * Eddy: I can't believe I met Kyle Busch before we left the garage to come to these stands!!!!! I hope Busch puts Dale Jr into the wall!
 * Ed: Like mayonnaise?!
 * Edd: Eddy, please show good sportsmanship. Thank you.
 * Lisa: You said it, Eddward. My bratty brother over here always told me that he wants Clint Bowyer to put Jeff Gordon into the wall, and I appear to respect Jeff Gordon very much.
 * Bart: (To himself) *scoff*. Lisa will soon weep when Bowyer puts Gordon into the wall on the first lap. *snickers*
 * Bubbles: I can't believe I met Kasey Kahne today.... awwww he's so cute!!!!! I want him to win today so I can-
 * Buttercup: Scream like crazy and try to get him to marry you?
 * Blossom: Buttercup, be nice.
 * Buttercup: Hmph!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Lisa's lap)
 * Lisa: Mr. Conductor, you're just in time to witness a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race.
 * Snap: What up, Bucko? You watchin' the race today?
 * Mr. Conductor: Why yes indeed, Snap. I'm watching it behind the catchfence in Turn #1 with my friends, the butterflies.
 * Rudy: Do they have races on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, indeed they do! Remember that race between Percy and Harold? (Blows whistle and "Percy Proves A Point" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Queen Rapsheeba: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!!!!
 * Lisa: HERE WE GO, GUYS!!!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Gotta head to Turn #1! (Disappears)
 * (Engines start with a roar and rev loudly)
 * Rudy: YEAH!!!!!!
 * Bart: WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 * Snap: (to himself, dreaming) Awwwww.... Man, Rapsheeba is hot!

Quote 2

 * (Cars leave pit road and head onto the track for 2 warmup laps behind the pace car)
 * Rudy: Man, I never heard stock cars in person in my life! Boy they are loud!!!!
 * Kevin: Yeah! If Rolf was here, he would definitely complain about the engine noise. Ha ha!
 * Lisa: It's sad that Timmy couldn't come with us. I hope he's feeling better.
 * Kevin: Yeah, I feel bad for the little dude too, "Lise". But look in the bright side, he kindly gave me his ticket and pit-pass.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on Bubbles' lap)
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles, I just heard that Thomas had just beat Bertie in a race today!
 * Bubbles: Good for Thomas! Did he win something?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you quickly before the cars come rolling by here. They're in Turn #1 right now! (Blows whistle and "Thomas & Bertie's Great Race" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Joe Moore: All right, race fans! The cars come offa Turn #3 past the "WHAT TURN 4?" logo on the wall and now roll onto the frontstretch! Pace car now pulls into pit road signaling that we will go green when they come to the start/finish line in less than 500 feet!
 * Mr. Conductor: Uh, oh! Better head to Turn #1 in 500 feet! (Disappears)
 * Rudy: YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
 * Kevin: IT'S BOOGITY TIME!!!!!
 * Eddy: We're goin' green!!!!
 * Joe Moore: Here we are, green flag's in the air and we're underway here in the Party At The Pocono's 400! They now cross the start/finish line....
 * Buttercup: WE'RE UNDERWAY!!!!! WE'RE UNDERWAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
 * cars roar by in unison*

Trivia

 * Joe Moore, Dave Moody, Kyle Rickey, and Eli Gold are the NASCAR Commentators calling the race.

Plot

 * The Eds, The Simpson Family, Timmy, The Foster's Gang, Rudy, Penny, Snap and the Powerpuff Girls all go to the official opening of a new amusement park. But Eddy, Bloo and Timmy are too short to go on a roller coaster they really want to ride, Bubbles and Eduardo are afraid of going on certain rides and others are off making all sorts of chaos. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about fairs, rides and other similar events on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Grand Opening (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (George Carlin)
 * 4) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Rheneas and the Roller Coaster (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * The Red Balloon

Plot

 * Bubbles felt extremely sad after Buttercup threw Octi down the sewer. Lisa Simpson, Fluttershy, and Timmy Turner (with Cosmo & Wanda on his watch) felt sorry for Bubbles and gave her hugs (except Cosmo and Wanda). Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about tradgedy and empathy on the Island Of Sodor. After the story "Granpuff", Bubbles became worried. And after the story, "Toby's Windmill" she still sadly complained wondering what would become of Duke The Lost Engine, so Mr. Conductor decided himself to try and calm poor sad Bubbles down by telling "Sleeping Beauty". In the end, Edd and Ed gave Octi back to Bubbles after Ed rescued the stuffed animal from the stinky sewers, and Edd helped to clean and wash Octi.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry! (George Carlin)
 * 2) Granpuff (George Carlin)
 * 3) Toby's Windmill (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Sleeping Beauty (George Carlin)
 * 5)  Henry's Forest (George Carlin)

Song

 * The Island Song

Quote 1

 * Bubbles: *weeping and crying*
 * (Lisa, Fluttershy, and Timmy enter the house)
 * Lisa: *gasp* (kindly) Bubbles, what's wrong...?
 * Fluttershy: Awww.... Bubbles....
 * Timmy: What happened, Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: *crying* O-once I was p-playing with Octi, *sad gasp* and Buttercup became so m-mad, (sad pants) and sh-sh-SHE CAME AND THREW OCTI DOWN THE SEWER!!!! *bawls*
 * Lisa: Awwww.... *Puts her hand on Bubbles shoulder* don't cry, Bubbles. I'm very sure that Octi will be rescued from the sewer.
 * Timmy: I just hope so, Lisa.
 * Fluttershy: I really think you need a hug, Bubbles. *hugs poor Bubbles*
 * Timmy: We should join in, Lisa.
 * Lisa: Of course, Timmy.
 * (All hug cutely)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust with his sob story booth)
 * Mr. Conductor: *crying*
 * Fluttershy: Awww... what's wrong, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, it's the sob stories I heard on the Island Of Sodor. They were so sad, it was wonderful!
 * Lisa: How are sad stories wonderful, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: They're wonderful as long as there's a happy ending. After all, everybody likes a good cry now and then.
 * Lisa: Well Bubbles is finding her sorrow difficult to handle, Mr. Conductor.
 * Timmy: Yeah, all because Buttercup yanked Octi out from her arms and threw him in the sewer.
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a sob story that not even the engines on the Island Of Sodor would want to hear. In fact, they've already had their fair share of sob stories.
 * Fluttershy: I hope the engines are feeling okay.
 * Mr. Conductor: Awww... they are, Fluttershy. Henry The Green Engine has plenty of sob-stories that he would tell. Well.... I'll tell you one for him. (Blows whistle and "Come Out, Henry!" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Ed, Edd, I am very proud of both of you for cheering up poor Bubbles by reuniting her with Octi.
 * Edd: Well, that's why we did our job, Mr. Conductor. And plus, Buttercup now feels terribly guilty for what she had done because she was spoken to severely by the Professor back in Townsville.
 * Ed: Like music teachers?!
 * (All laugh)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm glad that you an Octi are back together again. And by the way Bubbles, if you ever get sad sometimes, try coming here to cheer up. (Blows whistle and the song "The Island Song" begins)

Trivia

 * The Professor actually called Buttercup on her iPhone to scold her after Blossom tattletaled on the phone.

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor has a campout at Shining Time Station. He, Edd, Bart, Lisa, Timmy, Rudy, and Bubbles are gathered around a flashlight campfire with sleeping bags and tents and cook hot dogs and s'mores with a special cooking device put together by Edd and Mr. Conductor tells stories from the Island of Sodor. Meanwhile, Schemer along with Schemee, Ed, Eddy, Bloo, Snap and Chicken go for a campout in the woods, but survival is harder than they thought and also became lost until they found their way back to Shining Time Station.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train (George Carlin)
 * 2) Duncan Gets Spooked (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Night Train

Trivia

 * Schemer and Schemee guest star in this episode

Plot

 * Jimmy felt depressed and cried on the sidewalk after Eddy called him a little quitting sissy. WWE Superstar, John Cena realized how Jimmy felt and tried encouraging him to have faith in himself and to never give up. Mr. Conductor appeared and told stories about engines being persistent. WWE Superstar, Sheamus joined in after "Edward's Exploit".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Foolish Freight Cars (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Rusty Saves The Day (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Gallant Old Engine (George Carlin)
 * 5) Bulldog (George Carlin)

Song

 * Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining

Trivia

 * John Cena & Sheamus debut in the series. (Other WWE Superstars are in previous episodes)

Plot

 * Timmy adopts a puny little white horse (with blue eyes, and yellow tail) from Rolf which he named Bella. Timmy discovered that Bella was indeed the world's smallest horse. While Timmy was feeding Bella with a bottle, Lisa, Katara, Cosmo & Wanda (On Timmy's watch), Eddy, and Ed come in to adore the puny (but cutest) little runt. And of course, Eddy didn't enjoy adoring Bella because he thought cute things bore him. Mr. Conductor appears, talks to Bella, and tells stories about animals on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby Had A Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Harold & The Flying Horse (Michael Brandon)
 * 3) A Cow On The Line (George Carlin)
 * 4) Henry & The Elephant (George Carlin)
 * 5) Percy Gets It Right (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Toby

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Timmy feeding Bella on his bed in the Turners' house)
 * Timmy: *feeding Bella* Awww.... you are such a cute girl. I believe she has my eyes, right guys?
 * Wanda: Bella's eyes does match your eyes perfectly eh, sport?
 * Timmy: You got that right Wanda, and I can't belive I'm actually taller than her!
 * Cosmo: Bella is cute, cute like my Mama Cosma's hair dryer!
 * Wanda: That's not cute! And Cosmo, shut up!
 * Cosmo: Sorry, Wanda. Hair dryers are cute.
 * Wanda: *annoyed moan*

Quote 2

 * (Bella neighs to Mr. Conductor in a squeaky way)
 * Mr. Conductor: What's that?
 * (Bella neighs to Mr. Conductor again)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, why didn't you tell them that?
 * Lisa: Wow, Mr. Conductor, I didn't know you could understand horse.
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I do! I can understand any language from elephant to parakeet. You gotta be careful with parakeets. They try to bend the truth, trying to make what they say rhyme.
 * Katara: Mr. Conductor, are they any animals on the Island--
 * Eddy: BORING!!!!
 * Timmy: (Whispering) Eddy, stop! You'll scare Bella that way.
 * Eddy: So what?! It's just a stupid runt!
 * Ed: Like carrots?
 * Lisa: Oh, brother....
 * Timmy: Don't mind him Mr. Conductor, but are they any animals on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well of course, Toby already had his fair share of livestock.
 * Cosmo: Ooh! Is Mr. Conductor going to tell us a story?!
 * Wanda: Yes, and it's called "Don't Let Mr. Conductor Hear You"!
 * Cosmo: Ooh! I love railroad tales!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Did I just hear Cosmo & Wanda?
 * Timmy: WHAT?! Umm-- I um-- you see I um--
 * Mr. Conductor: *chuckles* Don't worry, Timmy. Jorgen Von Strangle won't rid you of your fairy godparents, because in case you, Cosmo, and Wanda didn't hear, I am HIS boss. If Jorgen disobeys me, he will lose his job because I am the chairman of the board in Fairy World.
 * Eddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, could we just listen to what that old coot of a tram had to say about lambs for crying out loud?!
 * Mr. Conductor: (Whispering angrily) Just a second, Eddy!
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Mr. Conductor: Now where was I? Oh, yes! Toby The Tram Engine. (Blows whistle and "Toby Had A Little Lamb" begins)

Quote 3

 * (After "Henry and the Elephant")
 * Eddy: *Laughing* That green whale getting sprayed by an elephant was the only thing I liked about that story! What a sap!!!!
 * Ed: *Laughing* What a treebark! *laughs*
 * Wanda: I thought Henry was very brave.
 * Timmy: Yeah. Heck, I wouldn't feel the least bit scared of an elephant if I approached one. I would also keep Bella safe from getting stepped on.
 * (Bubbles enters through Timmy's open window)
 * Bubbles: Timmy! I heard you had friends over today and- *sees Bella* Oh, what a cute pony!
 * Cosmo: She's a fowl!
 * Wanda: Cosmo, you're thinking of the bird! She's a foal.
 * Ed: Like baseball games?
 * Wanda: *annoyed sigh*
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles, this is Timmy's newly adopted pet.
 * Bubbles: Awwww.... how did you adopt her?
 * Timmy: Long story, Bubbles, but anyway, her name is Bella. Want to pet her? But be gentle. She's fragile.
 * Bubbles (rubbing gently on Bella's head): Oh, Timmy, you are so lucky to own a pony.
 * Timmy: Thanks, Bubbles. You're welcome to ride her when she gets older and grows a few inches.
 * Bubbles: *gasp* I CAN?! *hugs Timmy* THANK YOU, TIMMY! I LOVE YOU! I COULD NEVER BE HAPPIER!!!
 * Timmy: *wheezes* You're welcome, Bubbles. Now could you let go? You're squeezing kind of tight, after all Mr. Conductor's here you know.
 * Bubbles: Oh, sorry, Timmy. Am I too late to hear any stories, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: It just so happens, I've one more for today.
 * Bubbles: Yay!
 * Eddy: WHAT?! *growls* How many more railway tales is Bella the little squirt gonna hear?!
 * Katara: Eddy, please stop with your nonsense.
 * Lisa: Katara has a point, Eddy. You have been a nuisance ever since we got here to adore the little pony.
 * Ed: You watch yourself mister, or Bella the puny little whatcha-ma-call-it will go to the bathroom on you! *laughs*
 * Timmy: (to himself) Heh. I'd love to see that happen.
 * Bubbles: Lighten up, Eddy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles has a point, Eddy. After all, it wasn't cute when Thomas ended up in an accident during a storm, and Percy thought Thomas was a goner at first.
 * Bubbles: *horrified gasp* What happened to the cute little funny train, Mr. Conductor?
 * Timmy: And what happened to Thomas?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well I thought you'd never ask! (Blows whistle and "Percy Gets It Right" begins)

Quote 4

 * (After Story)
 * Timmy: Whoa, Percy totally saved Thomas there.
 * Bubbles: Did you enjoy that story, Bella sweetie?
 * Eddy: Give me a break! You're so easy to amuse.
 * Timmy: Hey! Leave her alone! If you don't like it, go back to Peach Creek!
 * Ed: Yeah, Eddy. Sarah says I have to be home by dinner or I'm in big trouble!
 * Eddy: Yeah, but Kevin's gonna pummel me if I return! (Referring to when he broke Kevin's window)
 * Katara: (To herself) And I was there watching that failed scam before Lisa brought me here.
 * Timmy: Well, consider it punishment for your attitude about Bella as well.
 * Cosmo: Hey, maybe it won't be so bad.
 * Eddy: Easy for you to say...
 * Ed: Would Bella like any buttered toast?
 * Eddy: What planet are you from?
 * Ed: I come in peace, Eddy! (squeezes Eddy)
 * Timmy: *in an annoyed tone* Please bring the 2 back to Peach Creek, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Right-O, Timmy. (Makes Ed and Eddy disappear in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Timmy: Ahhh.... silence at last.

Trivia

 * Timmy never mentions about how he adopted Bella.
 * Mr. Conductor inferred that Jorgen Von Strangle was actually the C.O.O of Fairy World
 * Timmy inferred that when he said "few inches" he meant that Bella would be the perfect size for Timmy and Bubbles to ride on (Because Bella was the world's smallest horse)

Plot

 * Homer, Lenny and Carl are temporarily laid off from the power plant. Mr. Conductor hears about this and informs them about open positions at the Regular Show park. When they arrive, they meet the locals, Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, Skips and Benson whom they make friends with. But Homer slacks off and Lenny and Carl make games out of their work. Mr. Conductor also tells stories about engines being, busy, lazy and silly with their work.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (George Carlin)
 * 2) Jack Jumps In (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) A Friend in Need (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Daisy (George Carlin)
 * 5) One Good Turn (George Carlin)

Song

 * Sir Topham Hatt

Plot

 * Bubbles ditched Boomer because he was trying to manipulate her to wreak havoc for everyone. She saw Timmy lying on his bed, feeling very sad realizing that he never had friends that were girls when he was a school boy (Except For Tootie The Others didn't like him). Bubbles decided to make him feel better and try to be his friend. During their comforting conversation, Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about how engines got along and helped each other out. In the end, Bubbles became Timmy's best friend and they bonded very well with each other.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward Helps Out (George Carlin)
 * 2) Elizabeth The Vintage Quarry Truck (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Peace and Quiet (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Bulgy Rides Again (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Thomas and Stepney (George Carlin)

Song

 * Really Useful Engine

Quote 1

 * (Timmy sat on his bed sighing sadly)
 * Bubbles: Hi, Timmy!
 * Timmy: Oh, Hey Bubbles. Fly right in.
 * (Bubbles floated in through the window)
 * Bubbles: What's the matter, Timmy?
 * Timmy: I barely have friends. There's Chester, AJ, Elmer and Sanjay, but they're kind of geeks and freaks.
 * Chester, AJ, Elmer and Sanjay (from Timmy's window): Hey!
 * (Timmy shuts the window and the 4 fell to the ground.)
 * Bubbles: Well, I was just with Boomer.
 * Timmy: You mean that evil dude version of yourself?
 * Bubbles: Yes, he said he wanted to be friends, but he was a big stinker and tricked me to create havoc! *cries*
 * Timmy: I know how you feel. I want Trixie to like me. Much more than a friend if you know what I mean.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Timmy, Bubbles.
 * Timmy and Bubbles (sad): Hi, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, I must have the wrong location. Is this Timmy's house, or World Headquarters for the I.M.S?
 * Timmy: What's the I.M.S?
 * Mr. Conductor: The International Mopey Society. What's wrong, you two?
 * Bubbles (with tears in her eyes): We're sad because Boomer tricked me and Trixie doesn't like Timmy!
 * Timmy: Like... like, you mean.... Anyway, there are some people you can't trust to be your friends.
 * Mr. Conductor: Cheer up, you two. Everybody has friends whether you're with them or they're far away. Like my friend, Edward from the Island of Sodor.
 * Bubbles (cheering up a little): Would you tell us a story about the cute little train?
 * Timmy: Yeah, I could use a story after a hard day I've had.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then, What are we waiting for? (blows whistle and "Edward Helps Out" begins)

Quote 2

 * Timmy: I guess faith doesn't want me and Trixie or any girl together except Tootie.
 * Bubbles: Aww...don't feel sad, Timmy. I think Trixie is a little similar to Boomer, and the other girls don't know what they are doing.
 * Timmy: *sad sigh* I guess you're right, Bubbles. Trixie really is a big stinker. *sad gasps and tears up*
 * Bubbles: Awwww... don't cry, Timmy. Look on the bright side, you became great friends with Edd, Rudy, and many others. If you like... *puts her fingerless hand on Timmy's shoulder* I'll be your best friend.
 * Timmy: And my girlfriend, too?
 * Bubbles: *giggles* Of course, Timmy!
 * (Both hug and both giggle and chuckle)
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm very proud of you, Bubbles for soothing Timmy's hurt feelings. In fact, you're just as useful as my best friend.
 * Bubbles: And who's that, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas the Tank Engine! Who else? (Blows whistle and "Really Useful Engine" begins)

Plot

 * Buttercup, Ed, Eddy, The Miz, Alberto Del Rio, Rudy, Penny, Snap, and Chicken are trapped inside Ed's house during a severe thunderstorm.Suddenly, the power went out and everyone soon became frightened and remained motionless and worried softly to each other about the storm. Mr. Conductor appears and tells them calmly that they will make it through the severe storm safely. And he told stories about engines who've had experiences with inclement weather.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Cranky Bugs (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Toby And The Flood (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) The Trouble With Mud (George Carlin)
 * 5) No Sleep for Cranky (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Down by the Docks

Quotes

 * Buttercup: I hate rainy days! I need to punch!
 * Miz: Well, ya ain't punchin' me cause after all, I'm the most must-see WWE Superstar in the world.
 * Alberto: Will you please stop saying that, Miz?! Aye aye, aye!!!!
 * Rudy: So, it's raining. What are we to do?
 * Chicken: Well at least Cow ain't here to whine about the stupid weather.
 * (Power snaps off after Thunderclap)
 * Eddy: Hey! Who turned out the lights?!
 * Miz (shuddering in fear): Dude, this is DEFINITELY not awesome...
 * Alberto (shuddering in fear): If only Ricardo was here, he'd keep me company.
 * Chicken (shuddering in fear): Man, I hate power outages!!!!
 * Eddy: This storm IS severe! Why didn't I listen to the Weather Channel?! WHY?!!!!!
 * Miz: I guess it's because you never trust what the weathermen say.
 * Eddy: (Covering face) AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! I look like an NHL Hockey player!!!!!
 * Alberto: Well I don't even watch hockey, hombre! This stupid weather is causing major problems for us.
 * Snap: At least I'm not out there, I'd be washed away and gone! If only Jimmy Neutron was here, he could've made me human!
 * Miz: (still shuddering in fear) Guys, c-c-can we p-please stop fighting because this is n-not the t-t-time to fight (Reffering to fighting in the WWE).
 * Chicken: Yeah Miz's right, guys. We shouldn't be fighting, but the weather is fighting us.
 * Buttercup: If that storm wasn't severe, I could've been playing Gamestation 4 by now!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust in a raincoat)
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd hate going out in this storm.
 * Miz: Tell me about it, Mr. Conductor.
 * Ed: Do the choo-choos have any thunderstorms on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: In the matter of fact, Percy got caught in an awful storm once.
 * Rudy: (Shuddering in fear) I don't r-really t-think we should hear about t-that one Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well it's too bad because the storm passed, and the ending ends happy if you all found out, but I'll save it for some other time.
 * Snap: But Mr. Conductor, please--
 * Mr. Conductor: No, no, no, you had enough storms for one day.
 * Ed: Please, Mr. C? *Whimpers with puppy-dog look*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well... you sure?
 * Penny: We are most sure, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right then! (Blows whistle and "Percy's Promise" begins)

Trivia

 * WWE Superstars, The Miz and Alberto Del Rio guest star in this episode
 * Gamestation 4 is a spoof of Playstation 4.

Plot

 * Edd receives a job working as a cashier in the Krusty Krab after Squidward got fired. Before opening time, Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about engines who've had experiences with food.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes to Breakfast (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (George Carlin)
 * 4) A Scarf for Percy (George Carlin)
 * 5) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Bushel Full Of Yum (Sung by Rudy & The Chalkzone Band)

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with Squidward asleep at the cash register)
 * (Mr. Krabs enters through his office door)
 * Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward!
 * Squidward (waking up): What is it, Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: You've been falling asleep one too many times this week. It has come to my attention that I have you...fired!
 * Squidward: Well, it was nice while it lasted.
 * (Then Squidward departed from the Krusty Krab and hung up his hat)
 * (Mr. Krabs then posted a Help Wanted Sign on the Window)
 * Narrator: 3 days later...
 * Mr. Krabs: I can't wait for me new employee to show up. He has quite more of a personality than Mr. Squidward.
 * Spongebob: I can't wait for him to show up either.
 * (Just then 3 figures in a cloud of gold dust appeared)
 * Edd: Double D, ready for work, sir.
 * Spongebob: Eddward! Welcome aboard to your first day of work!
 * Edd: Thank you, Spongebob. I wouldn't have even obtained a job if it wasn't for our friends, Mr. Conductor who informed me of the job opening and Jimmy Neutron with his rather original new invention.
 * Jimmy: I can't believe I didn't think up the idea of an invention that allows humans to walk and breath underwater as they do above the surface years ago. I'll go down in history for sure!
 * Mr. Conductor: And it's thanks to you, my whistle will work underwater if Spongebob and his friends want to hear my stories.
 * Edd: We've time before opening hours, Mr. Conductor. Won't you please tell us one?
 * Spongebob: Yeah, Mr. Conductor! Please?
 * Mr. Conductor: If that's all right with Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah, go crazy. I've got me money to count (laughs heartily as he entered his office and shut his door)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then. What are we waiting for? (blows whistle, bubbles covered up the screen and "Thomas Comes to Breakfast" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Mr. Conductor: Thomas is a little like Squidward. They both went out of work only Thomas would be back. I don't know if I can say the same about Squidward.

Trivia

 * Jimmy Neutron is introduced to the series in this episode and uses an invention for him, Edd and Mr. Conductor (and the rest of the world) to walk and breath (as well as devices working properly) underwater like they do upon the surface lasting forever.
 * It was inferred that Jimmy Neutron had enabled Mr. Conductor's whistle to be waterproof (and sound the same) but underwater, instead of steam, bubbles introduce the stories.

Plot

 * Lisa was upset when her friend Colin moved from the U.S to Scotland. While Lisa was crying on the sidewalk, Mr. Conductor appeared to try and calm Lisa down by telling her stories of Donald, Douglas, and Duncan.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Donald and Douglas (George Carlin)
 * 2) The Deputation (George Carlin)
 * 3) Donald's Duck (George Carlin)
 * 4) Home At Last (George Carlin)
 * 5) Bad Day at Castle Loch (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Donald's Duck

Quotes

 * (The episode opens with Lisa in her room reading a letter from Colin)
 * Lisa (reading): Dear Lisa, your home country was of many wonders. I am doing fine in my country of which I have moved back to. I do hope we can meet again someday. Yours truly, Colin.
 * Lisa: Oh, Colin. I hope so, but what if the day never comes?! (cries)
 * (Lisa then threw the letter in her trash can and ran outside crying on the sidewalk.)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Lisa, what's wrong? I was hoping to see you in a good mood. This doesn't seem happy.
 * Lisa: It's just...I miss Colin, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, the foreign boy you met whom you and he tried to make Springfield go green.
 * Lisa: Yes. I thought he would stay in Springfield, but he moved back to his homeland!
 * Mr. Conductor: Cheer up, Lisa. I'm sure Donald and Douglas would share the same feeling. SIr Topham Hatt had wanted to send one of them away, but the accidents they had on their first day almost sent them both away. Remember that?
 * Lisa: (cheering up) I guess a story would perk me up.
 * Mr. Conductor: That's what I like to hear. Now where was I? Oh yes, Donald and Douglas! (blows whistle and "Donald and Douglas" begins)

Plot

 * Dot is stuck in bed with a wing illness, disabling her ability to fly for a while. While Flik and Queen Atta went to the pharmacy for health care products, Edd arrives to help them take care of poor Dot. Mr. Conductor appears in his bed from "Achoo!" and tries to cheer Dot up by telling both her and Edd stories about engines who've once felt ill or had technical difficulties.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) What's The Matter With Henry? (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Henry's Special Coal (George Carlin)
 * 3) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Time For Trouble (George Carlin)
 * 5) A Better View for Gordon (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Percy's Seaside Trip

Quotes

 * Flik: Relax, Dot. You're gonna be okay.
 * Dot: (In moaning voice) But Flik... owww.... I can't even fly....
 * Flik: But Dot, you need to stay in bed and rest. Your wings will get better eventually, I mean it's not like Thumper bit them off.
 * Dot: *groaning* (In moaning voice) Flik please don't mention him! *groans*
 * Atta: Dot has a point, Flik. You don't want to remind her about when she used to fear Thumper.
 * Flik: You got that right, Atta. (To himself) And of course I laughed my head off when Thumper got captured by that exterminator I paid for to get rid of him last week (referring to Eddy's pest control scam, which was successful).
 * Dot: My wings hurt... *groans*
 * Atta: I think we should refill the wing medicine bottle for Dot.
 * Flik: *shrieks* I forgot to pick up the perscription for those pills yesterday!
 * Atta: Well, you might as well do it now Flik, before the pharmacy closes in an hour!
 * Flik: (rapidly) See ya later Dot, me and Atta gotta go to the pharmacy to pick up the meds, bye! *rapidly kisses Dot and storms out of the house into the hovercar Jimmy Neutron made for him, Atta, and Dot*
 * Atta: Flik wait! (angrily) FLIK! Aww! that Flik is just too stubborn to hold his horses for just one second. *leaves house*
 * Edd comes in the house*
 * Edd: Hello, Dot. Sorry you're not feeling like yourself today. Flik and Atta asked me to care for you while they're gone.
 * Dot: It's great to see you here, Edd.... And this pain had been like this for 2 days already...! *groans*
 * Edd: My, how awful.
 * Dot: *calming down a little* Well, anyway. Thank you for getting rid of Thumper for me last week.
 * Edd: Well, it's mine and the Eds' pleasure to help you, Dot. And it was Jimmy Neutron's idea to help us shrink Thumper with his shrink ray. In addtion to that, Eddy sprayed that ORTHO all around the house, involving Thumper in the spray.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in his box from "Achoo!")
 * Edd: I guess Dot is not the only one under the weather today.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're right, Edd. I came down with the case of "Arctic Fever" after playing with my seal friends.
 * Dot: Why would you play with seals, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because I knew them ever since they were cubs. Anyway, you and me are not the only one under the weather today, Dot. Henry The Big Green Engine is feeling under the weather himself.
 * Edd: My... what happened to Henry?
 * Dot: Is Henry feeling as much pain as my wings? owwww....
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't say his "wings" but Henry did feel a lot of pain in his boiler. (Blows whistle and "What's The Matter With Henry" begins)

Trivia

 * Dot, Flik, and Queen Atta debut in the series.
 * Flik and Atta are only present through the beginning.

Plot

 * Gianluca Ginoble, Piero Barone and Ignazio Boschetto (Known as Il Volo) have just moved into the Peach Creek cul-de-sac from Italy even though they tour the world. Ed, Edd, Eddy, Bubbles, and Timmy Turner introduce themselves to the boys. Bubbles fell in love with Ignazio and even though she wasn't old enough to date him, Timmy tried not to be jealous. Il Volo gave a little sample of "O Sole Mio". Everyone enjoyed it except Eddy, who thought opera stinks. Mr. Conductor appears, introduces himself and tells stories about engines and music on the Island Of Sodor. In the end, Il Volo asks them (except Eddy) To join in with them on tour as special guests.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Rock 'n' Roll (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Edward's Brass Band (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Faulty Whistles (Alec Balwin)
 * 5) Toad Stands By (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Il Mondo (Sung by Il Volo)

Quote 1

 * Edd: Greetings gentlemen, are you new here?
 * Bubbles: Oh, my! I-I-I'ts Il Volo!!!! I LOVE you guys!!!!
 * Ignazio: Why thank you-a-little girl.
 * Bubbles: *giggles excitedly to herself*
 * Timmy: Wow.... I can't believe you are actually living in the cul-de-sac! Soooo cool.
 * Ed: Like snow cones?!
 * Piero: *chuckles* You-a-funny, tall guy.
 * Edd: Gentlemen, could we please introduce ourselves to our new friends.
 * Timmy: Timmy Turner!
 * Bubbles: I'm Bubbles! *giggles*
 * Piero: Aw, c'mon-a. I knew-a-you little Bubbles.
 * Timmy: Wait, you actually know her, Piero?
 * Piero: Sí. We met at-a-Shining Time Station before.
 * Ed: I'm Charmin' Marvin! No wait, it's ummm.....
 * Eddy: Ed!!!!
 * Ed: Oh, yeah. Thanks Eddy!
 * Ignazio: Ah, ma donna mia! You scream-a-so loud little one.
 * Eddy: *in uneuthiastic tone* I'm Eddy.
 * Gianluca: It is a pleasure to meet you our new neighbors.
 * Edd: Why thank you. Oh! And my name is Eddward, Double-D.
 * Timmy: Can you 3 give us a little sample of O' Sole Mio?
 * Gianluca: Of course, little Timmy.
 * (Il Volo peforms sample of "O Sole Mio")
 * (All except Eddy applaud and cheer)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Your new neighbors are very talented, guys.
 * Ignazio: Oh, look! It-a little man! Is it-a-action figure? *touches Mr. Conductor*
 * Mr. Conductor: Hey! I don't come with batteries!!!!
 * Ignazio: *Homer-like shriek* It-a-IS a little man!
 * Piero: (rapidly) Ignazio, Ignazio just calm-a-down, it's just a man it's-a-Mr. Conduc-a-tor. I keep-a-trying to tell you and you-a-never believe me--.
 * Gianluca: I believe-a-you Piero--.
 * Piero: I know-a-you did! Ignazio no believe-a-me the first-a-time.
 * Mr. Conductor: Piero's right Ignazio, let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service. Piero used to work for me before he joined that Italian TV talent contest battling against you 2 when you were solo-artists.
 * Timmy: You never told me Piero worked at Shining Time Station before I worked for Mr. Conductor, Bubbles!
 * Bubbles: Sorry, Timmy. I forgot.
 * Piero: It's-a-okay Bubbles. People make-a-mistakes.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed you're correct, Piero.
 * Bubbles: I loved your solo Ignazio. "Caruso" was my favorite song from that Radio City concert I went with Timmy. *giggles*
 * Ignazio: Ah, thank-a-you, sweet little Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: *giggles sweetly*
 * Piero: And that-a-song, "Caruso" is a melodramma--
 * Ignazio: *fake cries*
 * Piero: Ignazio!
 * Ignazio: No-no-no, sorry, go on, Piero.
 * Piero: Like I said, the song Ignazio sung for you was a melodramma--
 * Ignazio: *fake cries*
 * Piero: *annoyed sigh* Really, Ignazio?
 * Ignazio: Sorry! Sorry! I get all emotional from-a-the word "melodramma".
 * Piero: *whispering in Bubbles' ear* He's just-a-trying to be funny like always.
 * Ed: Would Ignazio like to hug a chicken?
 * Eddy: Ed!!!! Why would he hug a chicken?! And besides, opera stinks. All it ever does is break glass.
 * Ignazio: Eddy.
 * Eddy: WHAT?!
 * Ignazio: Shaddup-a.
 * Eddy: *annoyed groan*
 * Edd: Please excuse Eddy Ignazio, but it would be great if you tour all around Peach Creek.
 * Ignazio: REALLY?!
 * Piero: Really, Ignazio--.
 * Ignazio: I SAID really--.
 * Piero: I know!
 * (Timmy, Edd and Bubbles laugh)
 * Mr. Conductor: You should tour the Island Of Sodor someday and sing for the engines. They certainly love music.
 * Ignazio: I-love-a-soda! I drink it-a-twice a day.
 * Gianluca: (rapidly) Ignazio, Ignazio, no, no, no, no, he's talking about-a-the Island Of Sodor--.
 * Ignazio: Oh, yeah, yeah. The Island Of Sodorrrr.....
 * Mr. Conductor: Exactly, and they even have opera.
 * Eddy: (angrily) You mean they have glass-breakers on the Island Of Sodor, too?! PAH! Opera's too easy to amuse!
 * Bubbles (feeling hurt after Eddy's rude comments): *gasps sadly, lips quiver, and cries*
 * Ignazio: Oh, come-a-here, little Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: *rapidly flies into Ignazio's arms and sadly cuddles with him and cheers up*
 * Timmy: (To himself) And I'm trying my best not to be jealous.
 * Gianluca: Never you mind-a-the little puny schizzo, Mr. Conductor. But-a-me, Piero, and Ignazio never heard of-a-the-Island Of Sodor before--.
 * Piero (interruping Gianluca): Actually Gianluca, I know-a-the Island Of Sodor Cause I was-a-Mr. Conduc-a-tor before.
 * Gianluca: You never tell-a-me you were Mr. Conduc-a-tor before.
 * Ignazio: Me neither--.
 * Piero (interrupting): *annoyed* Ignazio, Shaddup-a! You never shutta-you-mouth ever since we got on-a-the plane to come-a-over 'ere!
 * Ignazio: *frustrated growl*
 * Edd, Bubbles, Ed, and Timmy laugh*
 * Mr. Conductor: You 3 are quite clowns as well.
 * Piero: Sorry about-a-Ignazio, but I tell-a-them I know about-a-the Island Of Sodor.
 * Ignazio: Did-a-you say there was-a-opera on-a-the Island Of Sodorrr....?
 * Gianluca: Much-a-better, Ignazio.
 * Ignazio *unenthusiastically glances and stares at Gianluca and glances back at Mr. Conductor*
 * Mr. Conductor: First of all, the opera singer was Alicia Botti, and Thomas and Percy had their experience with opera, I won't forget it, neither will they I'll tell you all about it. (Blows whistle and "Thomas, Percy, and The Squeak" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After Last Story)
 * Ignazio: Hey, would you like-a-to-see the new house?
 * Timmy: I will!
 * Bubbles: I'd love to! *giggles*
 * Sandy: I do!
 * Eddy: Yeah, right. Like I'd be caught in a house that's probably full of pictures with fat opera singing men.
 * Ed: Like gravey yards?
 * Eddy: You never have an "off button" do you, Ed? And it's graveyards, stupid.
 * Ed: My mom says not to pick my belly button.
 * Timmy: Aw, c'mon dorky, lighten up for once!
 * Edd: Indeed, Eddy. Having famous singers move in is something rare for this cul-de-sac.
 * Eddy: Fine! I'll go! *growls*
 * Sandy: So what are y'all waitin' for? Can we see your new house?
 * Piero: Well-a-you find out Sandy, let's see-a-the-new house. (scene cuts to Il Volo's house)
 * Gianluca: Well, 'ere we are! This-a-the-house we 3 live.
 * Eddy: BORING! I bet you guys don't even have a game room!
 * Edd: Eddy, please show respect.
 * Eddy: *growls*
 * Ignazio: This-a-me bunk bed.
 * Piero (annoyed): Yeah, and I have to share-a-with you, Ignazio.
 * Ignazio: Why you like-a-to-share the bunk bed with me?!
 * Piero: Because there no room for-a-the-3 separate beds-a. Gianluca has-a-the-other bed for himself.
 * Ignazio: That's-a-because he claus-a-trophobic--.
 * Piero: I no care-a! I want-a-the bed for me-self.
 * Gianluca: Piero, relax-a! You getta the bed tonight. I give it up-a-for you tonight-a.

Trivia

 * Il Volo debut in the series and are 18-20 years old.
 * Mentioning that Piero Barone worked for The Conductor Family while the 2 Mr. Conductors (Ringo and George) were adapting to the Ed, Edd n' Eddy gang, telling them stories is actually a reference to "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover" (which is the prequel to "Ed, Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station" leading up to this wiki) when Piero took Ringo's role as Mr. Conductor before he left Shining Time (Timmy Turner took over for S2, S3, and Family Specials) to go with Mr. Nicholas for a while and then compete in the Italian T.V talent contest competing against Gianluca Ginoble and Ignazio Boschetto (before they became Il Volo).

Plot

 * Ignazio Boschetto and Sandy Cheeks each had a bad day. Ignazio was involved in a car accident (his car hit a lampost in a multi-car wreck) after getting road rage, and Sandy Cheeks was frustrated that the hotel she stayed at had bad service and cost her all of her money, especially the front desk attendants were rude to guests. Mr. Conductor appears and tells both of them stories about engines on Sodor who've misbehaved or had bad days. Daniel Powter also joined in as he, like others, knows what a bad day is like.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (George Carlin)
 * 2) Gordon Takes A Dip (George Carlin)
 * 3) Put Upon Percy (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas and the Conductor (George Carlin)
 * 5) James Learns A Lesson (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Bad Day (Sung by Daniel Powter)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens wth Ignazio running onto his bed screaming into his pillow)
 * Ignazio: What is wrong with-a-the stupid road today?!!!
 * (Sandy barges into room)
 * (Sandy) Hey, Ignazio, ya angry, too?!
 * Ignazio: SI!!!!
 * Sandy: (angrily) What happened to you?!
 * Ignazio: Well, the stupid-a-driver got into me way and cut-a-me off, I honk at him to get outta me way, soon all-a-the cars pile up-a, and I hit-a-me nose of me car on-a-the lampost! It was-a me new Italia FIAT!!!! *growls then cries*
 * Sandy: Well I had my acorns twisted when that stupid front desk attendant charged me $348.00 which included $35.00 for a no-good burger! $348.00 was all I had, and therefore I ain't coming back to that poorly managed hotel, dang-gummit!!!!
 * Ignazio: Will you stop-a shouting, Sandy?!!!! I gotta me-self a headache!!!! *covers head with pillow*
 * (Sandy sits on bed)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Seems like there's lot of turmoil in here.
 * Sandy: You said it, Mr. Conductor!!!! Those clerks should ask to charge my behind!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sandy, Sandy, why are you shouting?
 * Sandy: *panting sadly* Oh shoot Mr. Conductor, I'm sorry. I-its just that I had a bad day.
 * Ignazio: (still covering his face with pillow with a pounding headache) Me day went-a-bad too, Mr. Conductor. *sad gasps*.
 * Mr. Conductor: I overheard your dilemmas before I came here and I definitely feel sorry for both of you.
 * Ignazio: Yeah, and I shouldn't-a yelled at-a-the driver.
 * Mr. Conductor: Road rage, huh? That happens to everyone. And by the way you guys aren't the only ones having it hard today, that silly snob of an engine, Sir Handel was grumbling all day and he ended up in a similar fate as Ignazio.
 * Ignazio: What-a kind of fate?
 * Sandy: Please tell us, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed I will. (Blows whistle and "A Bad Day For Sir Handel" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Ignazio: That is-a similar to-a-the way I acted today.

Trivia

 * The car Ignazio wrecked was an Italian FIAT.
 * The hotel Sandy stayed was referred to the hotel in the Spongebob Squarepants episode, "Krusty Towers".
 * Daniel Powter guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Timmy, The Eds, The Powerpuff Girls, The Chalkzone Gang, Bart, Lisa, Spongebob and Patrick are all at Ed's house one night and are excited when they see it's snowing as well as excited about going out to play. And Eddy was excited about all the scams he could pull on such a perfect day. Edd, however, views on his iphone's weather app the snow's conditions and warns everyone that a good chance of it being too icy could be awaiting them. Everyone, but Eddy, Bart and Buttercup heed his warning and the next day, Eddy finds out through experience that it's too cold and icy for anyone to go out. Eddy complains and the others find ways to have fun indoors on a snow day. Mr. Conductor also appears and tells stories about Sodor's snow days.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Terrence the Tractor (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Snow (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Jack Frost (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Toby Had a Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) Oliver the Snow Engine (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Snow

Plot

 * Mr. Krabs complains about being old again. Bubbles, Edd, Ed, Spongebob, Squidward (who practically didn't care one bit), Timmy, Rudy, Snap, and Il Volo tried to talk to a grumpy Mr. Krabs. Mr. Conductor appears and tries teaching Mr. Krabs the importance of being old by telling him stories about oldness on the Island Of Sodor. In the end after "Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach", opera singer Placido Domingo arrives at the Krusty Krab and tells Mr. Krabs that he still succeeds even at an old age. Domingo then kindly asks Il Volo to show Mr. Krabs what he can do at an old age by duetting with Il Volo in the song "Il Canto". Mr. Krabs becomes impressed with a change of heart and runs back to his office to count his money faster than usual. The episode ends in unison to Mr. Krabs counting his money.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby The Tram Engine (George Carlin)
 * 2) Edward Helps Out (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Edward the Very Useful Engine (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Thomas Breaks the Rules (George Carlin)
 * 5) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Il Canto (performed by Il Volo and Placido Domingo)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens inside the Krusty Krab with Mr. Krabs limping to the entrance to the Krusty Krab kitchen)
 * Spongebob: *suddenly flings the door open right in front of Mr. Krabs* Gooood Morning, Mr. Krabs!!!! Just served up some customers--.
 * Mr. Krabs: *drops keys* AAAAHHH! Ye made drop me keys! Give me some space lad! Can't a crab have a little space?!
 * Spongebob: *with tears in his eyes* I'm sorry Mr. Krabs!
 * Lisa (at the gang's table): I think we should help him.
 * Ignazio: But I no finish me Krabby Patty--!
 * Timmy: Aw, c'mon! *yanks Ignazio by his arm*
 * Lisa: What's the matter Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: Aw, Lisa, me girl. I'm getting too old. In fact, I've probably been older than I realized. I'm too old to be running the Krusty Krab.
 * Rudy: C'mon, dude. Old people don't grumble about their age.
 * Gianluca: Yeah, I no complain about-a-me-Nonno (grandpa). He's such-a-the-ham. He no complain about-a-the-age.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ah, you and your Italian accent. If I wasn't so old, I'd...Oh, who am I kidding?
 * Edd: But Mr. Krabs Sir, being old doesn't mean that you slow up doing what you love to do.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I can't even count me money!
 * Edd: Well, Jackie could've assisted us into helping you but sadly she has a cold.
 * Bubbles and Spongebob: *sadly gasp in unsion*
 * Spongebob: Jackie's sick?! What a sad thing to hear!!
 * Bubbles: Poor Jackie!
 * Spongebob: (in a crying way): Oh, this is turning into a horrible day!
 * Bubbles (About Jackie's voice): (In a crying way) She had the most beautiful voice I ever heard!
 * Spongebob (about Jackie's voice): (In a crying way) Now who will sing me to sleep?!
 * Bubbles: (in a crying way) First, Mr. Krabs wants to retire and Jackie is sick! *cries*
 * Spongebob: (in a crying way) Oh, Bubbles! Could you hold me!
 * Bubbles: Of course, I can! *cries*
 * Spongebob: *cries in unison*
 * Ignazio and Lisa approach the two and gently rubbed their backs to sooth them*
 * Lisa: There, there, there, I'm sure Jackie will be up and at 'em sooner than we know it.
 * Squidward: (rudely about Jackie): Who cares about Jackie?! It's not like she's dying or anything!
 * Ed: Like the monster in "It came from Planet Koos-Koos"?!
 * Piero: Ah Ed, Squid-a-ward, you both give-a-me-a-the-headache already, sheesh!
 * Edd: Ed, please hush.
 * Ed: I am sorry, Double-D.
 * Squidward: Whatever. I could be doing more potential-gaining things.
 * Lisa: Squidward, manners, and secondly I know famous people that are old.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Gang, I've seen happier faces in a frowning contest.
 * Gianluca: Senior Krabs is-a-complaining about-a-the-old age againe.
 * Mr. Krabs: You don't know the half of it!
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Mr. Krabs, being old isn't so bad. And, Gianluca, surely you remember some of my friends I told you about who are old.
 * Bubbles: Are they retiring too?! *cries*
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't you worry Bubbles. The engines are working just well and Mr. Krabs, Toby was feeling the same you were when Sir Topham Hatt first met him.
 * Mr. Krabs (angrily): Really?! How could ye old Toby succeed in counting me money?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Toby wasn't really thinking about money, but he was sad about his line closing. I'll tell you what happened. (Blows whistle and "Toby The Tram Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Thomas, Percy, and Old Slow Coach")
 * (Placido Domingo enters the Krusty Krab)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, we've just the right person to teach Old Man Krabs! (disappears)
 * all gasp loudly*
 * Piero: Placido!
 * Spongebob: *shrieks* (in a shivering way) P-P-P-PLACIDO DOMINGO! HOLY KRABBY PATTIES! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!! Ohhh... *faints*
 * Edd: I'd best attend to revive him. *takes bucket of cold water and splashes Spongebob*
 * Spongebob: AAAAHHHH!!!! I can't swim! I can't-- *gasps and stares at the gang* Oh, *laughs* sorry.
 * Ed: (About Placido) Who is Placimo? Is he one of the people eaten in "It Came From Planet Koos-Koos"?!
 * Eddy: It's Placido, stupid. I don't know who the heck he is either.
 * Edd: Eddy, manners. And Ed this isn't the time to be silly.
 * Ed: Aw, shucks. I am sorry, Double D.
 * Timmy: Man, Ed never stops yakking, Eddward.
 * Edd: Tell me about it, Timmy.
 * Bubbles: Placido, what are you doing here?
 * Placido (in his Spanish accent): Well, I came here to help Mr. Krabs and grab a bite of course.
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Mr. Krabs: Help me? With what? Putting me in a retirement home?
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Placido: Of course not. You see Mr. Krabs, being old doesn't mean to don't get to do what you love to do. I may be old, but I still perform concerts, recitals, and record albums.
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Ignazio: We feature you in our album once.
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Placido: Would you like to join me into proving Mr. Krabs what I can do at an old age?
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Gianluca (calmly): Si, maestro. C'mon guys.
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">(Music from "Il Canto" fade in to Il Volo coming to Placido and they perform "Il Canto"*
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">(After "Il Canto")
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Squidward: *with tears in his eyes* THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Ed: (in a crying way) MY EYES ARE SWEATING HAPPINESS OR SOMETHING! *bawls loudly*
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Spongebob: (in a crying way) I think that song gave me the sniffles. *cries*
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Lisa: Here's a tissue, Spongebob.
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Spongbob: (In a crying way) Thanks, Lise. (blows his nose)
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Placido: Now you understand, Mr. Krabs?
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Mr. Krabs (with a change of heart): Why, I feel a lot younger. Thank you, Placido! Well, I gotta count me booty! *runs into his office while laughing heartily, and counts his money in twice the speed it usually took*
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Spongebob: Wow. That song had some real effect on Mr. Krabs, huh Placido?
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Placido: It really did, Spongebob. Now would you like to take my order?
 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Spongebob: Certainly, Placido. Old Man Krabs is gonna have a lot of "booty" to count! *laughs and the episode ends*

Trivia

 * <span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:13px;">Jackie Evancho was absent in this episode because she was sick with a cold. (And of course Bubbles and Spongebob worried about Jackie's voice after hearing Edd mention the reason for Jackie's absence)
 * Placido Domingo guest stars in this episode.

Plot

 * Mr. Krabs is in his office crying because he misses his Grandpappy, who was sick in the Bikini Bottom Hospital for 4 months. Spongebob and Edd tried to sooth his feelings and Mr. Conductor appears and tries to cheer him up with stories about Salty. In the end, Mr. Conductor reveals that Grandpappy is feeling much better and will come home to Mr. Krabs.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 2) No Sleep for Cranky (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) Peace and Quiet (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) Salty's Stormy Tale (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Salty

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Mr. Krabs crying on his desk his office inside the Krusty Krab)
 * (Spongebob and Edd enter Mr. Krabs' office)
 * Spongebob: Hey Mr. Krabs! We just sold our 2,000,000th Krabby Patty of the month!!!!
 * Edd: All thanks to me and Spongebob for providing excellent service.
 * Spongebob: And no angry customers!!!!
 * (They then see Mr. Krabs crying on his desk)
 * Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, what's wrong? Are you okay?
 * Edd: You seem quite downhearted Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: I AM downhearted Double-D me boy! I miss me Grandpappy!!!! *bawls*
 * Spongebob: *gasp* What happened to him?!
 * Mr. Krabs: Me Grandpappy had been sick in the Bikini Bottom Hospital for 4 months. *sad gasps* And now I don't know if he'll make it!!!! *bawls loudly*.
 * Spongebob: (sadly) Poor Mr. Krabs!!!!
 * Edd: *Puts hand on Mr. Krabs* It's all right, Mr. Krabs. He'll get well someday. It just takes time for an old person like him to recooperate. I-I mean he is 76 years old you know.
 * Mr. Krabs: I think you could be right, Eddie me boy. *sad gasp* I just wanted to see him again but I've been too busy working and counting me money.
 * Spongebob: Here's a tissue Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: Thanks, me boy. *blows his nose into tissue*.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Krabs: *sadly* Ahoy, Mr. Conductor....
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, what's wrong with Mr. Krabs, guys?
 * Edd: Mr. Krabs is downhearted because his Grandpappy is sick in the hospital. We don't know if he's gonna recooperate.
 * Spongebob: Can you keep us update on Grandpappy for Mr. Krabs, please?
 * Mr. Conductor: (Calmly) Of course I will, Spongebob. I'm sure Salty The Dockside Diesel would share the same feeling as Mr. Krabs. After all, he did miss the seaside and the docks.
 * Edd: I think Mr. Krabs would want to hear some stories about the diesel similar to his personality.
 * Mr. Conductor: Are you sure Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: *cheering up a little* I really want to find out who this Salty diesel really is.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. You'll soon find out. Come along you 3! (Blows whistle, bubbles filled up the screen and "Salty's Secret" begins)

Plot

 * Mr. Conductor takes his friends (The Eds and their friends, The Powerpuff Girls, Timmy Turner, Lisa, Bart, Il Volo, Rudy, Snap, and Penny) to Italy to vacation there for a week. Gianluca, Piero, and Ignazio (Il Volo) were so excited to return to their home country, Rudy, Penny, and Snap visited the Roman Colessium in Rome, Edd, Blossom, and Lisa visited the leaning tower of Pisa, Bart and Buttercup enjoyed drinking wine, and Ed swam in the canal in Venice into thinking that he was an Ed-talian whale. As usual, Eddy did not enjoy Italy at all and complained nearly the entire vacation. Timmy and Bubbles hung out by her cousin Sergio's gelato (ice cream) shop on their "date". After Timmy highly enjoys his chocolate gelato, Mr. Conductor appears, takes a bite of Timmy's gelato and tells stories about vacations on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) All At Sea (George Carlin)
 * 2) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Special Attraction (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Bulgy Rides Again (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * 'O Sole Mio (Sung by Il Volo)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens up with Timmy and Bubbles outside Bubbles' cousin Sergio's gelato shop)
 * Timmy: Ahhh.... nothing is more "better away from Vicky" then bellisimo Italy. *blows kiss to sky*.
 * Bubbles: *giggles* You know, Timmy. Me and my sisters have relatives up here.
 * Timmy: You do?
 * Bubbles: Yep. Zia Giovanna and Zio Gaetano were so excited to see us. You could've seen Zia Giovanna hug me like an anacoda.
 * Timmy: You mean your Aunt and Uncle, right Bubbles?
 * Bubbles: *nods her head "yes"*
 * Timmy: That's nice, Bubbles. Anyway, I'll bet Eddy is gonna say practically the whole vacation, *mocking Eddy* "Italy stinks! I have better things to do in the Cul-De-Sac scamming pigeons out of their money for jawbreakers!!!" Heh! he'll soon make up his mind when he tastes an Italian jawbreaker.
 * Bubbles: *giggles* And Ed would say in Venice *imitating Ed* "I'm an Ed-tailian Ed-opus, an endangered mammal, hug me, Eddy!"
 * Timmy: And course, Eddy would tell Ed *mocking Eddy* "Lumpy get outta the water, you're being stupid like your head!" *chuckles*.
 * Sergio: Il tuo gelato di chocolato, signore. (Your chocolate ice cream, Sir.)
 * Timmy: Ah! Grazie, signore. Grazie.
 * Sergio: Il tuo gelato di fragola, Bella. (Your strawberry ice cream, beautiful)
 * Bubbles: Grazie, Sergio. *giggles*
 * Sergio: Di niente. (You're welcome) *chuckles*
 * Timmy: Wait, you actually know that server?
 * Bubbles: Yes! He's my cousin, Sergio! He owns this shop you know.
 * Timmy: Oh! That is so cool, Bubbles. I wish I had relatives here in Italy. *takes bite of his chocolate gelato* You know, Bubbles I really wish that my... my... (softly) OH MY GOD.... as if I never tasted it like this before in my entire life.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: I hear Bubbles and a lot of our friends have realtives here, and I didn't know you speak Italian, Timmy.
 * Bubbles: Me neither.
 * Timmy: Well I know you speak that language, Bubbles. And of course Buttercup speaks Italian when she gets frustrated, LOL.
 * Mr. Conductor: LOL is right, Timmy. Italy is one place even the engines would enjoy, in fact they also have vacations.
 * Timmy: For engines?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, for passengers.
 * Timmy: How come passengers, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because passengers enjoy the relaxation of the seaside like Duck The Western Engine for instance.
 * Bubbles: Did Duck ever want to go to Italy, Mr. Conductor? *takes a bite of her strawberry gelato*
 * Mr. Conductor: I could imagine, but unfortunately Duck was told by Percy that going to sea seemed impossible. Let me show you what I mean by that. (Blows whistle and "All At Sea" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Bulgy Rides Again")
 * Timmy: Well that finally got Bulgy to behave and not lie to the engines anymore like he did as a bus.
 * (Il Volo appears)
 * Piero: Ciao, Timmy, Bubbles, Mr. Conductor.
 * Gianluca: Home is where-a-the family is!
 * Ignazio: And-a-me favorite pizza--!
 * Piero: *rapidly* Ignazio, Ignazio, we just ate at-a-your favorite-a-pizza ristorante. Why-a-you get all-a crazy?
 * Ignazio: I no know.
 * Timmy: You know guys, our 1st day here was great. We read some names of famous Italians on that placemat I found on the sidewalk while coming here like Gioacchino Rossini, Luciano Pavarotti, Marco Polo, Leonardo Di Vinci, Antonio Vivaldi, and many other great Italians.
 * Bubbles: Italians are cute.
 * Ignazio: Well, we're-a-glad you get-a to know our home, little Timmy and sweet-a-little Bubbles.
 * Gianluca: In fact, you forgot-a-to name some-a-other famous Italians on-a-that list.
 * Bubbles and Timmy: Who?
 * Il Volo: Us!
 * Gianluca: Give it away, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: Right away, Gianluca! (Blows whistle and the song, "O Sole Mio" begins)

Trivia

 * The Roman Colessium was referred to the Chalkzone episode "Rudus Taboodus".

Plot

 * Ed and Buttercup end up dirty after Eddy's failed scam. Edd, Timmy and Bubbles advise them to take a bath and shower, but they refused. Mr. Conductor shows up and tries to convince them by telling stories about engines who have gotten dirty once before.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James in a Mess (George Carlin)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) The Trouble With Mud (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) The Spotless Record (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * James The Really Splendid Engine (repeat)

Quotes

 * Eddy: This should have worked! That's another scam down the drain!
 * Ed: I have been transformed! I, Ed, am now a filth monster!
 * Buttercup: I hear ya, Ed. Isn't being dirty great?!
 * Edd: Oh my! Ed! I insist you wash up immediately!
 * Ed: But soap is evil, Double D!
 * Bubbles: Buttercup, you should get cleaned too!
 * Buttercup: No way. Only big fat sissies take baths!
 * Timmy: Personally, I like being dirty too, but man, you 2 reek! You're both a mess!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Did you say mess? My, my, dirty news sure travels fast.
 * Eddy: What are you talking about, Mr. C?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I mean all that messy trouble James the Red Engine is having on the Island of Sodor. Isn't that what you're talking about?
 * Edd: I'm afraid it isn't, Mr. Conductor.
 * Bubbles: Was poor little James in trouble?
 * Mr. Conductor: Trouble? I'd say it was double trouble which is much worse than plain old single trouble. Let me show you what I mean. (blows whistle and "James in a Mess" begins)

Plot

 * Ash is depressed because he made a mistake in a Pokemon battle against Snap by using a move that was ineffective to the opposing pokemon and lost. Mr. Conductor reassures him that everyone makes mistakes and tells him stories about engines who have made mistakes before.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trusty Rusty (Michael Brandon)
 * 2) Wrong Road (George Carlin)
 * 3) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady (George Carlin)
 * 4) A Big Day for Thomas (George Carlin)
 * 5) The Runaway Elephant (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Please Let Me In (Sung By Snap and the Chalkzone Band)

Plot

 * Squidward accidentally breaks Kevin's window. Kevin is not home, but Squidward decides to blame Spongebob and Patrick. To prevent Squidward from lying to Kevin when he returns, Mr. Conductor appears and along with Edd, Timmy, Bubbles, Rudy and Lisa persuade Squidward to tell the truth. He also tells stories on the Island Of Sodor about what lying can cause.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Trust Thomas (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Thomas and the Rumors (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Bulgy (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Thomas and the Search for Fergus (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * There Once Was An Engine Who Ran Away

Plot

 * Gianluca Ginoble felt upset after seeing the Powerpuff Girls fly around having fun around his house (Piero & Ignazio live with him as well) in Peach Creek. Gianluca sat on his porch feeling glum. The Powerpuff Girls wonder why Gianluca felt glum. Gianluca confessed himself to the girls. Blossom and Bubbles felt sorry for Gianluca, but Buttercup didn't care a bit on what her sisters told Gianluca. Mr. Conductor appeared and tried to cheer up Gianluca along with the girls by telling them stories about Harold The Helicopter.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves A Point (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) A Bad Day For Harold (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Thomas, Percy, & The Mail Train (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Harold & The Flying Horse (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 5) Toby and the Flood (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Harold The Helicopter (repeat)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Gianluca Ginoble sitting on his porch sadly, watching the Powerpuff Girls play tag in the air)
 * (Girls suddenly stop)
 * Buttercup: Hey, what's wrong with THAT guy?
 * Bubbles: That's Gianluca, Buttercup.
 * Buttercup: No wonder why I keep pronouncing his name wrong!
 * Blossom: Let's go see what he's up to.
 * (Girls land on Gianluca's porch)
 * Bubbles: Ciao, Gianluca. What's wrong?
 * Gianluca: *sadly turns away*
 * Blossom: Gianluca: We know that you're upset about something. Could you please tell us so that we can maybe help you.
 * Gianluca: *sad sigh* Okay... I just-a-wanted the ablitiy to getta offa the ground and play with-a-you chicas.
 * Bubbles: Awwww.... don't feel bad Gianluca.
 * Buttercup: Who cares?! Flying is for sissies.
 * Blossom: Buttercup, please stop your nonense.
 * Buttercup: I don't care what Gian-loophole has to say about flying, and I thought we were going to play hide n seek tag! Hmph!
 * Blossom: Please excuse Buttercup, Gianluca. But we have great empathy for you.
 * Bubbles: Yeah, just because you can't fly doesn't mean you're not our friend.
 * Blossom: Bubbles has an exact point, Gianluca. We are still your friends even though you are unable to fly.
 * Gianluca: *cheering up a little* Really, girls?
 * Blossom and Bubbles: *nod their heads "yes" in unison*
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Take it from me, Polo is a good game but riding on a squirrel isn't as easy is as it looks... they keep getting distracted by acorns!
 * All but Buttercup: (sadly) Hi, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee, I must have the wrong location. Is this Gianluca's front porch, or World Headquarters for the I.M.S?
 * Gianluca: What-a-the I.M.S you-a-talk about, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: The International Mopey Society. Why so glum, Gianluca?
 * Buttercup: Gian-whatcha-ma-call-it is upset because he can't fly.
 * Blossom and Bubbles in unison: Buttercup!!!!
 * Buttercup: Hmph!
 * Gianluca: *sighs sadly*
 * Mr. Conductor: Cheer up, Gianluca. Everyone has friends whether they're on or off the ground. Remember the time Percy had his race with Harold?
 * Gianluca: I do not-a know this-a Harold. Who is he?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well let me tell you about him. (Blows whistle and "Percy Proves A Point" begins)

Plot

 * Eddy scammed Edd (for the first time), Rudy Tabootie, Snap, and Penny out of their money into tricking them with a fake taco stand. Rudy, Snap, Edd, and Penny try to think of ways to get back at Eddy using trickery against him. Mr. Conductor appears and helps them decide by telling stories about trickery on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Donald's Duck (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) James and the Queen of Sodor (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Duncan Gets Spooked (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 5) No Joke for James (George Carlin)

Song

 * Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover (repeat)

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd, Rudy, Penny and Snap walking down the sidewalk)
 * Edd: Hoo! I'm definitely in need for some nourishment.
 * Penny: I'm feeling the same myself.
 * Snap: You're telling me, Buckos. I could go for some grub. Hey, Rudy, how's about you draw me up a burger?
 * Rudy: As soon as we get to Edd's house, I'll write on his chalkboard so-
 * (Then Eddy dressed as a Mexican jumped in front of them)
 * Eddy: Hola, Amigos! Got some empty stomaches? Well, step right up to Senior Eds' Taco Stand!
 * Ed (also dressed as a Mexican): Only a quarter!
 * Edd: Eddy, since when do you and Ed do a scam without me?
 * Eddy: Don't ask me. I didn't write this episode.
 * Ed (reading a small cue card in his hand): Show them our specialty, Lumpy!
 * (lifts napkin from a plate he's holding revealing tacos)
 * Rudy: Whoa! Those look good!
 * Snap: I'd eat those if I weren't made out of chalk!
 * Penny: I'll take one!
 * Edd: As will I.
 * Eddy: *whispering to Ed* Let's split before they find out.
 * Ed: Find out what?!
 * Eddy: SHHHHHHHH!!!! *Looks at the others* Adios, Amigos!
 * (Eddy and Ed run off)
 * Edd: For once, Eddy put effort within his work. Usually, I'm the one who constructs for our scams.
 * Rudy: Never mind that. Let's eat.
 * (Rudy, Penny and Edd each took a bite out of their tacos.)
 * (They all suddenly freeze with wide-eyed expressions out of disgust then spat out their tacos)
 * Penny: That was a most unpleasant taste!
 * Rudy: What kind of taco is this?!
 * Edd: The gall of that Eddy! These tacos are filled with imitation ingredients! Mud for the meat. Orange crayon for cheese, Grass for lettuce and poor roses for diced tomatoes!
 * Snap: Well, wasn't that a cheap and unfair move?!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears with an ice cream cone)
 * Mr. Conductor: What's unfair? The price of ice cream? I agree.
 * Penny: I'm afraid it isn't about ice cream, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh?
 * Rudy: Eddy tricked us out of our money!
 * Edd: He fooled us with phony tacos. I can't believe I was convinced by one of Eddy's scams!
 * Snap: I'm glad I didn't buy a taco from that swindler.
 * Penny: Snap, you don't even have money with you.
 * Rudy: And even if you did, chalk money would be no good here in the real world. At least Ed was just working for him. He wouldn't do a thing like this.
 * Snap: Yeah, because the guy has the brain of a bug!
 * Edd: Snap, please. There must be a way to regain our money.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, there is. The only way to catch a trickster is to use trickery.
 * Edd: How, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, remember when Gordon tricked Thomas? Thomas was being cheeky to the big blue engine and Gordon taught him a lesson about hard work.
 * Penny: I've never heard that story.
 * Snap: Yeah, me neither!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'll tell half of you about it and half of you about it again! (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Tricked" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "No Joke For James")
 * Edd: Well, James tricked the others by giving them false information.
 * Rudy: I think I've just the plan to trick Eddy into giving our money back!
 * Penny: How?
 * (Scene fades to Eddy groaning outside the candy store that has a "Back in 30 minutes" sign on the door)
 * Eddy: It reads 30 minutes, but it's felt like forever!
 * Ed (drooling on the window): *moans sadly*
 * (Just then Rudy with Snap ran up excited)
 * Rudy: Eddy!
 * Eddy: Oh, hey, guys. Enjoy the tacos? (laughs)
 * Snap: You're asking me? I can't even eat real food!
 * Rudy: Well, it just so happens Kevin's giving away his jawbreakers as we speak!
 * Eddy: No fooling?! But that jerk never gives me any of his jawbreakers.
 * Snap: Well, he's been in a good mood all day so if you're lucky he-
 * Eddy: Beats waiting out here! C'mon, Davinci!
 * Ed: *neighs*
 * Rudy (dials Edd's cell phone): Phase one complete. The pigeon has flown the coop.
 * Edd (at Kevin's house with Penny): Excellent. (sees Eddy and Ed running) Oh, here he comes. Eddward, out!
 * Ed: Kevin got jawbreakers for us?!
 * Penny: He's stepped out at the moment. However, he'll give anyone jawbreakers if you distribute money into this shoebox he has outside his doorstep with their name written on paper and he'll deliver them to you.
 * Ed: Like report cards?
 * Eddy: Ok! *puts money into shoebox* Now I just need, Aw man! I need paper and a pen. I'll be back!
 * (Eddy runs off to his house)
 * Ed (runs after him): E-I-E-I-O!
 * Edd: Success! Our money's been retrieved!
 * (Then Rudy and Snap jumped out of the bush)
 * Rudy: All right!
 * Snap: Eddy's real slick, Huh?
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well done, guys. However, we better leave before Kevin comes back.
 * Edd: Right-o!
 * (Scene fades to Eddy coming back to Kevin's doorstep with a piece of paper and pen)
 * Eddy: Jawbreakers! Here I come! *Looks down* Hey! Where's-
 * (Suddenly, Kevin flew his door open hurling Eddy onto his lawn)
 * Kevin: What are you doing on my property, dork?!
 * Eddy: I heard you were giving jawbreakers away so-
 * Kevin: Yeah right. Bug me again and I'll pound ya!
 * (Kevin went back in his house slamming the door behind him)
 * (Ed runs up)
 * Ed: Is it naptime, Eddy?
 * Eddy: SOCKHEAD AND THOSE OTHER 3 FLEECED ME!!!!! UGH!! I FEEL JUST LIKE YOU!!!!
 * Ed: Does it feel soft, Eddy?
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * (Scene fades to Edd, Rudy, Snap and Penny in Edd's room watching what just happened to Eddy)
 * Edd: Oh, dear...
 * Rudy: Serves him right for scamming us.
 * Snap: Yeah, yeah, now how about that burger, Rudy?
 * Mr. Conductor: It can wait, Snap. But I must say, you guys played quite the trick and Eddy didn't suspect a thing. There's a lesson in this for everyone. I just can't think of what it is. Oh...I remember (whistle sounds and "Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover" begins)

Plot

 * Edd, Dexter, Mac, Jimmy Neutron and Numbuh 2 form a club of smart kids. Lisa, Cindy, Sandy, Penny and Blossom want to join, but Hoagie (Numbuh 2), Dexter and Jimmy refuse because they're girls. Edd and Mac try to get them to open up to them for how smart they are. Mr. Conductor appears and tells stories about when others weren't welcome for who they were or didn't always get their way

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Trouble In The Shed (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Edward the Very Useful Engine (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) Passengers and Polish (George Carlin)
 * 5) Gallant Old Engine (George Carlin) (repeat)

Song

 * Five New Engines In The Shed

Plot

 * Piero Barone arrived to Shining Time Station to catch his train to Timmy's house (running away from home), feeling sad (crying) and upset that Gianluca and Ignazio were arguing on who gets the most "bragging rights" of Il Volo. Bubbles and Stacy Jones tried to sooth Piero's hurt feelings and told him that everything will work out between his best friends (that act like brothers). Edd and Bart Simpson also joined in. Mr. Conductor also appeared to help sooth Piero by telling stories about arguments, tiffs, and tirades on the Island Of Sodor. In the end, right after "Twin Trouble" ended, Gianluca and Ignazio found Piero in Shining Time Station feeling worried sick about Piero and told their best vocal-powering friend (Piero) that they finally made up their quarrel after feeling EXTREMELY worried about him. They also bought train tickets to go with Piero to Timmy's house, so Piero asked Mr. Conductor to play a song for them while waiting 5 minutes for the train to pull in.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble [S2] (George Carlin)
 * 2) One Good Turn (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Steamroller (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * "El Reloj" ("The Clock") sung by Il Volo (From the PBS special "Il Volo Takes Flight")

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Piero Barone sadly entering Shining Time Station)
 * Piero: Scuzi, Stacy. I need-a-the ticket for-a-Dimmsdale. I gotta go-a Timmy Turner's house, and here-a-you five dolla. *gives Stacy his money*
 * Stacy: Thank you, Piero. Here's your ticket and your train will be here in 20 minutes.
 * Piero:  Grazie, Stacy. You too kind *Sits down by Mr. Conductor's signal house, covers his face and sobs*
 * Bubbles: *glances at Piero* Gee, Stacy what's wrong with Piero?
 * Stacy: I don't know, Bubbles. Why don't you go ask him?
 * Bubbles: I will, Stacy.
 * Bubbles: *sits down next to Piero* Piero, what's wrong? Calm down, calm down. What's wrong? Your glasses are getting wet.
 * Piero: *glances sadly towards Bubbles* I'll-a-tell you. *sad gasps* Ignazio-an-Gianluca had-a-the tiff amongst each other about who is-a-the greatest out of the trio. *sad gasps* So I decided to-a-run away from home.
 * Bubbles: *loud horrified gasp* But Piero, you can't run away from home!
 * Piero: Well-a-the two are-a-fighting.... *sad gasp* so I am running away from-a-home! *sobs*
 * (Stacy approaches the 2)
 * Stacy: But Piero, running away would not solve your problem.
 * Piero: Is-a-this the end of Il Volo? *sobs*
 * Bubbles: No it's not, Piero.
 * Piero: How could it not-a-be? They're-a-fighting! FIGHTING! *sobs*
 * Stacy: Come on, Piero. I'm sure Ignazio and Gianluca would make up their quarrel. They just have to learn that way.
 * Piero: But what if-a-they don't? II would-a-have-a-no friends to sing-a-with.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: No, friends?! That sounds wonderful! Have a cucumber sandwich.
 * Piero: No-a-thank you, Mr. Conduc-a-tor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well I just overheard your problem and I'm here to help.
 * Bubbles: Don't forget us, Mr. Conductor.
 * Conductor: Don't worry Bubbles, I didn't forget you two.
 * Piero: *sad sigh*
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Piero.  Everyone has quirks and quarrels, even the engines on the Island Of Sodor have tiffs.
 * Piero: How Mr. Conduc-a-tor?
 * Mr. Conductor: You sure you don't remember my telling about the time Thomas accused Percy?
 * Piero: I no know, Mr. Conduc-a-tor.
 * Mr. Conductor: All right, I'll tell you about it! (Blows whistle and "Double Trouble" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Twin Trouble")
 * (Ignazio & Gianluca come running into the station)
 * Gianluca & Ignazio:  *felling worried sick* PIERO! PIERO!
 * Piero: *gasp* guys!!!!
 * Gianluca: Piero, why-a-you run away from us?
 * Piero- I thought-a-this is the end of Il Volo.
 * Gianluca: It is-a-no the end of Il Volo.
 * Bubbles and Bart in unison: It isn't?
 * Ignazio: You see Piero, me and Gianluca made-it-up-a-the quarrel.... looking for you.
 * Piero: Why me?
 * Gianluca: Because you-a-the power of a-the trio.
 * Bubbles: They're right, Piero. It's not Il Volo without Piero.
 * Mr. Conductor: Bubbles also has an exact point.
 * Gianluca: So, you need a hand...?
 * Ignazio: Best brother?
 * Il Volo tear up and then hug*
 * Gianluca: We-a-still Il Volo.
 * Ignazio: Hey-a-Stacy?
 * Stacy: Yes, Ignazio?
 * Gianluca: I gotta 10 dolla. 2 ticket-a-please.
 * Stacy: To Dimmsdale?
 * Gianluca and Ignazio: *Nod their heads "yes"*
 * Gianluca: We're-a-going to Timmy's with-a-Piero and-a-little Bubbles.
 * Bart: Yeah, and I'm going home to Springfield . (referring to the next train)
 * Stacy: Right-O.
 * (Gianluca gives Stacy $10.00)
 * Stacy: Here are your tickets, Gianluca. Your train will arrive in 5 minutes.
 * Piero: Well we do have-a five-a-min. Hey, Mr Conductor, how about-a-the tunes.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure thing Piero, and I know just the right song. (Blows whistle and "El Reloj" begins)

Plot

 * Edd had misplaced his magnifying glass again and went to Shining Time Station where Bubbles, Jackie Evancho, Lisa, Eddy, Ed, and Il Volo were waiting for the train to Timmy's house. Mr. Conductor was absent looking for his missing sketchpad, so Timmy Turner had to help give Edd sagacious advice by telling stories on the Island Of Sodor. In the end after "Sleeping Beauty", The train to Timmy's house pulled in, Billy Twofeathers showed up and gave Edd back his magnifying glass and told Edd that he accidentally left it on the train on the way to Peach Creek.On the way to Timmy's House, since the gang were the only passengers on the train, Il Volo decided to sing "Historia De Un Amor" to entertain the bored gang during the trip.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Stepney Gets Lost (repeat)
 * 2) Train Stops Play
 * 3) Gordon & The Famous Visitor (repeat)
 * 4) Granpuff (repeat)
 * 5) Sleeping Beauty (repeat)

Song

 * Historia De Un Amor (sung by Il Volo)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Edd walking inside Shining Time Station)
 * Edd: *groans* Oh dear and the agony....
 * Timmy: What's the matter, Double-Dude?
 * Edd: My magnifying glass is missing again and this time, it's not home! *sobs*
 * Eddy: So what?! If someone threw your stupid magnifying glass down a rocky hill and made you go after it wearing nothing but your underwear, would ya?
 * Ed: Like porcupines?
 * Eddy: What planet are you from?!
 * Ed: *glomps Eddy* I come in peace, Eddy!
 * Eddy: Ed, can you let go of my head now?!
 * Ed: *drops Eddy* Sorry, Eddy! *laughs*
 * Gianluca: But I no get it, you had-a-the-magnifying glass last-a-time I come over you house, Edd-a-ward.
 * Eddy: Oh, is that so? Maybe you stole it and don't wanna fess up, Gene Lucas!
 * Gianluca: My name-a-Gianluca you know. And I no steal-a-the-magnifying glass!
 * Eddy: So what if your name is Gi- whatever! same thing! Double D's glass is good as gone.
 * Bubbles: What if your right, Eddy? What if Edd never does get his little magnifying glass back?! *cries*
 * Piero: *hugs Bubbles* Aw, c'mon-a. No cry, Bubbles. I no see you cry in-a-the-Shining Time Station ever since I left here-a-the-first time. (In reference to "Is This The End?" in "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition")
 * Bubbles: (In crying way) Oh, Piero. I know what it's like to almost lose something (reference to The Powerpuff Girls episode, "Octi-Gone" and "The Sad and the Worst".)
 * Timmy: you're right, Bubbles. Mr. Conductor would help Edd with advice from the Island Of Sodor, but unfortunately he is in Snarlyville looking for his missing sketch-pad again.
 * Lisa (worried): *gasps* Mr. Conductor lost his sketchpad again?! That's terrible!
 * Ignazio: Then how do we getta the information now?
 * Eddy: At least we don't have to listen to stupid train-tales on the Island Of Soda place--!
 * Ignazio (angrily interrupting Eddy): Shaddup-a!
 * Eddy: *groans*
 * Ignazio: Oh dio mio! You never stoppa being the nuisance ever since-a-you come over-ere!
 * Eddy: *groans to himself*
 * Edd: Ignazio, manners. And Eddy, you know I need the information from Sodor to help me retrace my steps.
 * Eddy: *scoffs* Like the time Ed forgot where he hid my magazines!
 * Ed: I have no clue what you are talkng about, Eddy.
 * Eddy: Forget it, sheesh!
 * Jackie: Well this is a quite a pickle. If only Mr. Conductor was here, his stories would really help. But you can still help us, right Timmy? You used to tell us stories from the Island of Sodor.
 * Timmy: Ah, you're right, Jackie! I remember telling you stories, Jackie. I can maybe give Edd some advice and maybe if were lucky, Ed'll get a clue. *while reaching into his pocket* I wonder what the engines would do? *spots whistle in his pocket* Hey I found my whistle! How did it get inside my pants? I thought the last time I checked it, it was still in my conductor suit when I turned it in after summer was over. But, I'll worry about that later.
 * Jackie: Great! Now you can tell us stories Mr. Conductor would tell just like you did in the summer.
 * Lisa: You mean, Timmy's had a whistle and has told Thomas stories all along?
 * Timmy: Well, duh! I had it since Mr. Conductor needed help here and since I have it in my rarely-washed pants, I can now tell you all the time Stepney got lost!
 * Bubbles: *horrified gasp* Poor little Stepney got lost?! Was he ever found?! I don't know what to say! *cries*
 * Lisa: I think I heard this story before.
 * Ignazio (while getting up off the bench): *voice cracks in the beginning* Eh... I go take a coffee--.
 * Timmy (interrupting Ignazio): Oh no you're not, "Il Magnifica", you're listening to the story!
 * Ignazio: *frustrated growl*
 * Timmy: Now you sit your big goofy butt back down on this bench!
 * Ignazio: *whimpers with a puppy-dog look and sits down on the bench*
 * Timmy: That's better Ignazio. Now, before Ignazio opened his yap, no offense to you Ignazio, here's the story of my friend Stepney. (blows whistle and "Stepney Gets Lost" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Granpuff")
 * Ignazio: *cries* Why-a?! Why?! Why did-a-the-old train get-a-trapped in the shed?! *cries*
 * Piero: Come on-a, you be silly, Ignazio!
 * Ignazio (In a crying way): Come on-a, I no silly!
 * Piero (to himself): Ah, what am I gonna do with you, Ignazio?
 * Timmy: Don't worry, Ignazio. They'll soon find Duke.
 * Ignazio: Then whatta happen to-a-the train? *sad gasps*
 * Timmy: I'll tell you Ignazio. It'll help you cheer up. (Blows whistle and "Sleeping Beauty" begins)

Quote 3

 * (Billy Twofeathers enters the station with a box)
 * Billy: Hi, kids.
 * Timmy: Oh, hiya, Billy.
 * Lisa: What's in the box, Mr. Twofeathers?
 * Billy: Just the lost and found.
 * Edd: Lost and found? Billy! There wouldn't happen to be a magnifying glass in that box, would there?!
 * Jackie: And please tell us Mr. Conductor's sketchpad is in there.
 * Billy: See for yourself. (hands Edd the box)
 * (Edd searching rapidly through)
 * Edd: It's here! My magnifying glass has been retrieved! Oh happy day!
 * Gianluca: See? I no steal-a-the-thing!
 * (Both Edd and Jackie hug)
 * Bubbles: (cheers)
 * Eddy: Good, Sockhead found his stupid magnifying glass, let's get back to the cul-de-sac and scam for more money.
 * Timmy: Eddy, what's it gonna take with you to be happy and considerate of others?!
 * Ed: Does anyone smell gravy?
 * Ignazio: I see the currency in-a-the box.
 * Eddy: I don't care whatever that is, I gotta get more cash for jawbreakers!
 * Piero: Pardon me, Eddy. But I do-a believe currency IS another word for-a-the-money.
 * Eddy: Money? As in cash?! (snatches box from Ignazio) My babies! But this isn't even all of it! I need jawbreakers to last me for months!
 * Lisa: And here's Mr. Conductor's sketchpad. (holding it between her thumb and index finger) He's gonna be glad to see this again.
 * Edd: But a question remains is who found them?
 * Billy: It was that monkey again.
 * Timmy: That same monkey who was taking peoples' stuff that time? (reference to the Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover edition of  "Mysterious Stranger")
 * Edd: Why, I believe we had a similar experience with a monkey at Shining Time Station too. (reference to the Ed Edd n Eddy Visit Shining Time Station edition of "Mysterious Stranger")
 * Billy: Yes, he must have been all around Peach Creek and Shining Time taking things that were just by themselves.
 * Lisa: And hopefully, those other things will be found by their rightful owners if they come to Shining Time Station. Come on, Jackie and Bubbles, let's make a poster to put outside the station.
 * Bubbles: Oh, I love arts and crafts!
 * Jackie: I'm right behind you both.
 * Timmy: Good! We can do 'em as soon as we get to my house. After all, it's about time they finally put tracks by my house!
 * Edd: We could even post "found" pictures of the greedy primate so that its owner can come and retrieve him. They are a performance duo after all.
 * Billy: Sounds like a brilliant idea, Edd, Come aboard and I'll take all of you to Timmy's house so that you can do your posters and stuff.
 * Edd: Right-O!
 * Timmy: Count me in!
 * Lisa: Me and Jackie are coming with you.
 * (Scene fades into the long train ride)
 * Eddy: *annoyed sigh* This ride is taking way too long? Could Timmy Twerper live any farther away?! Why can't this stupid quack of a train ride kick it into high gear?!
 * Lisa: Eddy, trains have to go at a standard speed and going into advanced speed would cause a collision with another moving train in the opposite direction on the same track. Besides, it's nice to look out the window and see the beauty of nature.
 * Ignazio: Yeah, you right Lisa. You must enjoy-a-the-beautiful leisurely ride.
 * Eddy: Riding on a boring train, hearing Sockhead's girl counterpart talk and there's not even entertainment! HMPH!
 * Bubbles: You know what, why doesn't Il Volo perform one of their songs for us? Do you have one that might be from my top songs list?
 * Piero: Well-a-course-a-we-do, little Bubbles. Me and Gianluca--.
 * Ignazio: No forget me--!
 * Piero: I no forget-a-you! Aye, aye, aye!  *intro to "Historia De Un Amor plays in the background* Anyway, usually on-a-the-long train trips, me and-a-the-guys love to sing-a-this beautiful and moving song... "Historia De Un Amor".
 * (Il Volo sings "Historia De Un Amor")
 * Bubbles, Lisa, Edd, and Timmy nod their heads side to side to the beat of the song and Eddy shows his bored expression*
 * (end credits display, still in the song, "Historia De Un Amor")

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor and Stacy Jones are absent in this episode
 * Billy Twofeathers makes his first and only appearance in this episode of the series.
 * Timmy Turner tells the Thomas stories in this episode after finding his Mr. Conductor whistle in his right pocket before telling the first story.
 * This is the only episode that Timmy Turner tells the Thomas stories since "Shining Time Station Fantasy Crossover Edition" when he was Mr. Conductor.
 * Timmy Turner is dressed normal in this episode, and his whistle remained in excellent condition.

Plot

 * Bella the world's smallest horse (Timmy's pet) struggled to get up onto Timmy's bed. Timmy and Bubbles just walked through the door after eating lunch together when they saw Bella trying to leap onto the bed. Timmy suggested Bubbles to carry Bella onto the bed, so she did. Bella soon got upset and jerked tears. Bubbles and Timmy tried soothing Bella's hurt feelings. Bella told them (Bubbles is Timmy's interpreter) that she didn't like being small. Mr. Conductor appeared and tried to help sooth Bella's hurt feelings (along with Timmy and Bubbles) and tried teaching her what being little can prove by telling stories about the Narrow-Gauge engines who've proven their abilities. In the end Bella then realized that even though she's puny she is still loved, no matter what the size, so Timmy and Bubbles (except Mr. Conductor) gave her a group hug.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Four LIttle Engines (George Carlin)
 * 2) Rusty Saves the Day (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Rheneas and the Roller Coaster (Michael Brandon)  (repeat)
 * 4) Bulldog (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) Special Funnel (George Carlin)

Song

 * Love Makes The World Go Round (Sung by the Powerpuff GIrls)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with Bella trying to leap onto Timmy's bed)
 * (Timmy and Bubbles open door and enter the room)
 * Timmy: I gotta say Bubbles, that PB&J sandwich you made was off-the-hook good, I just had to ask you to make me another one. It was the best sandwich in my life.
 * Bubbles: Thanks, Timmy. *giggles*
 * (Timmy and Bubbles then see Bella trying to get on the bed)
 * Timmy: I think you must help Bella get on the bed, Bubbles. Bella always has problems getting on the bed.
 * Bubbles: What's the matter, sweetie? Want to get on the bed? *carries Bella and flies onto the bed*
 * Timmy: *gets on bed* It would be nice if I installed stairs onto the bed so she wouldn't have that problem.
 * Cosmo and Wanda appear*
 * Cosmo: Would Bella like any buttered toast?
 * Wanda: Cosmo, you're starting to act like Ed again!
 * Cosmo: What?! Ed is my friend.
 * Wanda: And he has the brain of a bug like you!
 * Cosmo: What's a bug?
 * Wanda: *Shows him the picture from when the cockroach army invaded Timmy's house* THOSE are bugs.
 * Cosmo: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! The cockroach army! *POOF!*
 * Wanda: Get back here, Cosmo! *POOF!*
 * Bella: *begins to tear up*
 * Timmy: Bubbles, I think she's crying. Can you talk to her and find out what's wrong, please?
 * Bubbles: O.K, Timmy. Awwww.... sweetie what's wrong? Don't cry....
 * Bella: (Neighing squeakily).
 * Timmy: What did she say?
 * Bubbles: Bella says "I really don't like being little, Bubbles. I can't do things I really love to do, and Eddy laughed at me yesterday about my size and called me a 'stupid little squirt'."
 * Timmy: But Bella, there's nothing wrong about being small. I mean I am small and people in my school used to pick on me and calling me a shrimpy dork, but I don't care. I still love doing what I do now despite my size. And don't believe what Eddy says. He just does it to upset you, Plus, he's a stupid little squirt himself.
 * Eddy: *outside Timmy's house* Did I just hear someone call me a stupid little squirt?!!!!
 * Timmy: slams and locks window*
 * Bella: *still crying*
 * (Timmy and Bubbles pet Bella softly)
 * Bubbles: Awwww..... it'll be okay.....
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust, riding on his bicycle)
 * Mr. Conductor: If I reach the end of Timmy's room in under 30 seconds, I'll have beaten my own record!!!! Where did these new obstacles come from? *honks bicycle horn*
 * Timmy and Bubbles: Hi, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: What's the matter, guys?
 * Bubbles: Bella's upset about being little.
 * Timmy: Yeah, and Eddy made fun of the cutiepie yesterday.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, so Eddy is playing the bully game again.
 * Bubbles: How?
 * Mr. Conductor: He made fun of Bella, and that's one of the examples of being a bully.
 * Bella: (Neighing squeakily)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, cheer up! Being small is not all that bad. If it was, what could've happened to poor Skarloey?
 * Timmy: You understand her?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I do! I can speak every language from elephant to parakeet. You have to be careful with parakeets they try to bend the truth just to make what they say rhyme.
 * Bella: (Neighing squeakily)
 * Bubbles: (Interpreting for Timmy) Bella says, "Who is Skarloey? You didn't tell me about that engine before."
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I didn't tell you about Skarloey and the Narrow-Gauge engines?
 * Bella: *nods her head yes*
 * Timmy: I think Bella would really learn from the Narrow-Gauge engines, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well then, come along you 3! (Blows whistle and "Four Little Engines" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "Special Funnel")
 * Mr. Conductor: So after when Peter Sam finally received his new funnel, the other engines now thought twice about teasing the hard-working tank engine.
 * Bubbles: So you see sweetie, being little doesn't mean you can't do things you really love to do. And you still have an ability just like the Narrow Gauge engines.
 * Timmy: Bubbles is absolutely right, Bella. You could crawl into small places that other people or animals couldn't normally reach.
 * Bubbles: And we still love you even though you are little.
 * Bella: (neighing squeakily) Really?
 * Bubbles: *nods her head "yes"*
 * Timmy: We love you a lot, Bella.
 * (Timmy and Bubbles hug Bella)
 * (Bella pants and squeaks in unison)
 * Bubbles: Awwww... *cute gasps* I love when you do that, sweetie.
 * Timmy: And I love when she's happy, Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Hey Mr. Conductor, could you play a sweet tune for us?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed I will, Bubbles. (Blows whistle and "Love Makes The World Go Round" begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin, Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon.

Plot

 * Eustace, and Muriel Bagg (From Courage The Cowardly Dog) wait for their Krusty Specials at the Krusty Krab. Since Spongebob felt ill, Edd had to work the register and cook the food at the same time and it took a lot of work, so it was a slow day for the Krusty Krab. Eustace grows severely impatient and wants to eat somewhere else, but Muriel tells him that being impatient will make things worse. However Eustace still wouldn't stop grumbling. Mr. Conductor appeared on their table and tried teaching Eustace patience by telling him and Muriel stories about impatience on the Island Of Sodor. In the end, Edd finally arrives with their food, sweating and panting after doing double the work all day, and apologized to the Baggs and told them that Spongebob came down with the suds and couldn't work. Muriel worried but Eustace didn't care a bit and just started eating anyway.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Dunkin' Duncan (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Peter Sam & The Refreshment Lady (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) Better Late Then Never (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas & The Conductor (George Carlin)
 * 5) The Runaway Elephant (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Sir Topham Hatt (repeat)

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd handing a customer his food)
 * Edd: Come again soon, sir! Hoo! It's difficult work handling the register and grill. Thankfully, Spongebob's absence in being ill is only temporary.
 * (Eustace and Muriel enter)
 * Muriel: We picked a good day to go out to eat.
 * Eustace: Blah! Blah! Blah! I just want me a burger.
 * Muriel: Well, I just love how that genius child, Jimmy Neutron made it possible to walk underwater as if we were still on land.
 * (They walk up to the register)
 * Edd: Good day! And welcome to the Krusty Krab, My name is Eddward and I'll be putting in as well as cooking your orders for today.
 * Muriel: Let me see...I'll have...hmmm...maybe...No...
 * Eustace: Muriel! Hurry up! I'm starving!
 * Edd: Sir, let your wife take her time.
 * Muriel: Ok! I'll have a salad.
 * Edd: A superb choice. (types it in on the register)
 * Muriel: And as for what I'll have on it-
 * Eustace: You're too slow, Muriel! Just give her whatever comes on your fancy salads and give me the biggest, juiciest burger you have!
 * Muriel: Eustace!
 * Edd: My. Well, I'll just run and be back with your orders.
 * (Bubbles transition)
 * (Eustace and Muriel are at a table waiting for their order)
 * Eustace: 5 minutes and still no burger! And they call this fast food?!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Muriel: Oh my!
 * Eustace: Aaaaah!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry. You two have nothing to worry about. My name is Mr. Conductor.
 * Muriel: Why, it's a pleasure to meet you.
 * Eustace: Yeah, yeah. Now where's my burger?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Eustace you really must learn patience.
 * Eustace: Hey, how'd you know my name?
 * Mr. Conductor: My friend, Edd is the cashier at the Krusty Krab. I visit him whenever he's on the job and I was watching you 2 at the register.
 * Eustace: Ah, Let's go home so you can cook me a burger, Muriel. This place doesn't deserve to be called fast food.
 * Mr. Conductor: Eustace, I'm surprised at you! Have patience. Edd is having more work than usual today having to handle the register and cook the customers' orders. You know who you'd get along with? That silly snob of an engine, Duncan.
 * Muriel: Why, who is Duncan? I remember a goddess lady came to our home thinking my dog, Courage was her dog, Duncan.
 * Eustace: Who cares?!
 * (Muriel then pulled out and hit Eustace with her rolling pin)
 * Eustace: Ow! What did I do?!
 * Muriel: You were saying, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Duncan, as I was saying is a stubborn engine who had to learn patience the hard way. I'll tell you both the story now. It'll pass the time. (blows whistle and "Dunkin Duncan" begins)

Quote 2

 * (After "The Runaway Elephant")
 * Muriel: At least something good came out of wee Duncan's mistake, Mr. Conductor.
 * (Just then, Edd finally came with the Bagg's food and puts the food tray on the table)
 * Edd: Sorry, *panting* (tiredly) Pant! pant! Hoo! I am soooo stressed out from working with these orders.... *sigh*. Sorry it took me so long, Eustace and Muriel. You see, Spongebob Squarepants, the fry cook who's usually on the grill came down with the suds overnight, and when Mr. Krabs told me the news, he told me to do all the work. So therefore, today was a "slowly but surely" day for the Krusty Krab.
 * Muriel: Awww.... I hope the poor kid is okay, Eddward.
 * Eustace: Blah, blah, blah, big deal!
 * Edd: Don't you worry, Muriel. Spongebob is home sweet home is his pinapple drinking some hot tea with honey and a lemon wedge and will hopefully be back to work tomorrow.
 * (Just then, Mr. Krabs shows up behind Edd)
 * Mr. Krabs: Edd, me boy!
 * Edd: *shrieks and jumps*
 * Mr. Krabs: What's with all the chitty-chattering with me customers?! You're supposed to be making me money-- I mean patties, not yakking with the customers, and what are ye doing here, Mr. C?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I came to inform you that it takes too much time for Edd to do all the work alone. I think that he deserves a break and could use an extra hand at the register don't you think Mr. Krabs?
 * Edd: *while legs shaking in exhaustion* Please, Mr. Krabs, I am truly tired.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ok Eddie, I will give you a break. 20 minutes then it's back to work!
 * Edd: But Sir, who's gonna watch the register? I mean I can't do both duties at once. You could really stress me out that way.
 * Mr. Krabs: Don't worry lad, I'll watch the register for ye!
 * Edd: You will?!
 * Mr. Krabs: Aye, Eddie me boy! At least Mr. Squidward ain't here to sleep on me register.
 * Mr. Conductor: That was a wise choice you made, Mr. Krabs. Helping Edd at the register keeps everything running like clockwork. You know who you could be great friends with, Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: Who, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir. Topham Hatt! Who else? (Blows whistle and "Sir Topham Hatt" begins)

Trivia

 * The title "Stupid Patience" was named after Eustace's catch phrase "Stupid Dog!"
 * Even though Eustace and Muriel debut in the series, Courage was absent and debuts in the next episode "Stubborn Dog!"

Plot
Notes
 * Hurricane Eddward (Category #3) was going to hit Peach Creek the next day. Timmy, Bubbles, Eustace, and Muriel try to help Edd board up his house and supply non-perishable foods and a lot of water. Courage didn't want to help and wouldn't budge. He kept track of Hurricane Edd on Bubbles' iPhone and screamed when he found out that the superstorm was moving up closer. Eustace complained about not receiving help from Courage. The others try to get Eustace to understand how Courage really felt and the reason why he was stubborn as a mule. Mr. Conductor appeared and joined in by telling stories about engines who were stubborn. In the end, Mr. Conductor decides to take Courage to the Island Of Sodor for a few days to calm his nerves, Edd, Bubbles, Timmy and Muriel wanted to go with them as well, but Eustace, as usual, wasn't interested.
 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry! (repeat)
 * 2) Daisy (repeat)
 * 3) Passengers and Polish (repeat)
 * 4) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (repeat)
 * 5) Gordon Takes A Dip (repeat)

Song

 * The Island Song (repeat)

Quote 1

 * (Episode opens with work being done in Edd's house)
 * Muriel: I can't believe that we have to prepare this beautiful house for a nasty hurricane. It's a shame for it to go.
 * Timmy: IF it does, Muriel.
 * Bubbles: *lips quiver, cries, and hugs Edd*
 * Edd: Awwww.... don't worry Bubbles. I'll rebuild my home after the hurricane.
 * Timmy: Yeah, that's because you won that "Win 4 Life" scratch off last week.
 * Edd: Plus I don't get it Timmy. Why would they name a hurricane after me?
 * Eustace: Probably because it doesn't like you. That's why it's hitting Peach Creek.
 * Edd: My.... how rude!
 * Muriel: Eustace, how could you! *hits Eustace with her rolling pin*
 * Eustace: OWWWW!!!! What did I do?
 * Timmy: Hey, Muriel. If were all helping, how come Courage isn't helping?
 * Muriel: Oh, Courage does not want to move a muscle because he is extremely scared of the approaching weather.
 * Courage: *looks on Bubbles' iPhone and screams*
 * Courage: *Babbles at Timmy and Bubbles about the approaching weather*
 * Timmy: What? What is it boy?
 * Bubbles: Courage is scared that the weather is getting close.
 * Muriel: Really? I thought he had too much liver and onions, and you understand Courage better than I do.
 * Timmy: That's because Bubbles speaks and understands all languages in the book, especially animal languages.


 * Eustace: Blah blah blah! Who cares about languages! And why you ain't helping me ya little runt?! You're supposed to be helping me with the wooden boards! *hits his thumb with his hammer* (In pain) AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *sucks his thumb* Muriel, get me a band-aid will ya?!
 * Muriel: well you shouldn't have yelled at Courage for being stubborn, so I can't help you out.
 * Bubbles: Lighten up, Eustace. Courage is scared stiff, that's why he's stubborn.


 * Eustace: *growls* Stupid dog.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Looks like there will be plenty of work to prepare for tomorrow's storm. How could Mother Nature do this?! She thinks she's funny when she does this.
 * Timmy: Wait, you know Mother Nature, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I do! Sometimes Mother Nature is nice, but sometimes she gets off-kilter.
 * Timmy: At least my mom isn't Mother Nature. She would create bigger of a mess than tomorrow.
 * Eustace:Blah blah blah!
 * Timmy: *looks down at his watch* I wish I had a rolling pin. *rolling pin appears in Timmy's hand and hits Eustace*
 * Eustace: OWWWW!!!!! What did I do?! *faints*
 * Timmy: Never mind that old coot Mr. Conductor, but were any engines stubborn on Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Why yes, Timmy. Henry already had his fair share of being stubborn. I will tell you but I must warn you.... it's a very sad story! *cries* (Whistle sounds and "Come Out, Henry!" begins)

Plot

 * Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, The Eds, The Powerpuff Girls, Johnny 2x4 with Plank, Bart, Lisa, The Chalkzone gang, and Il Volo all go to a comic book convention. Everyone, but Il Volo who have never been to a convention before, Snap who's always in a costume himself and Cosmo and Wanda who are always mistaken as big-headed kids in costumes, were all dressed up (even Eddy dressed up as his evil alter ego, Professor Scam) and were determined to win the costume contest. As Eddy, Buttercup and Bart quarreled with each other about who would win, the others tried to keep the peace and Mr. Conductor shows up and tells stories about when the engines on Sodor got "dressed up" themselves.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 2) Woolly Bear (George Carlin)
 * 3) Jack Frost (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 4) A Scarf for Percy (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)

Song

 * Making Faces (Sung by Rudy and the Chalkzone Gang)

Plot

 * Timmy, The Eds, The Foster's gang, Homer, Bart, Lisa, The Powerpuff Girls, Spongebob and his friends, the Chalkzone gang and Il Volo all go to the beach. Everyone was having fun including Ed, Bart and Buttercup who were swimming in the water. Blossom, Lisa, Rudy, Penny, Snap and Gianluca who were playing volleyball, Mac and the Foster's gang who were having a pretend treasure hunt (which Bloo believed there was a real treasure), Spongebob and Patrick who were playing frisbee and wanted Squidward to join (which of course, he didn't) Sandy who did some surfing. And Timmy, Homer, Edd and Ignazio were relaxing in the sun. Eddy also destroyed a sandcastle Bubbles had been working on which everyone (except Bloo who thought it was hilarious, Squidward who didn't care and Homer who fell asleep) grew mad at him about and made him sorry. Piero also ordered pizza for everyone who chipped in money and Mr. Conductor tells water-related adventures on the Island of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 2) Something in the Air (Alec Baldwin) (repeat)
 * 3) Something Fishy (Michael Brandon) (repeat)
 * 4) Percy Takes The Plunge (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) All At Sea (George Carlin (repeat)

Song

 * Underwater Sun (The Bird Brains featuring Lex Interior)

Plot

 * Percy has no driver because his driver and fireman found new jobs. Sir. Topham Hatt found it hard to find a new driver and told Percy if he can't find a driver for him that day, the small engine will have to be scrapped. Percy shudders in fear and becomes sad and alone in the sheds. Edd and Lisa arrive to Tidmouth Sheds (looking for a job) and introduce themselves to the green engine. Percy told them what Sir Topham Hatt said and Edd and Lisa felt terrible for Percy and tried thinking of ways to save him from scrap. Percy tells stories about close calls and heroism on the Island Of Sodor to give Edd and Lisa some advice. After the last story, Sir. Topham Hatt arrives to see Percy and spots Edd and Lisa by the green engine. Edd and Lisa ask Sir. Topham Hatt for the job to become Percy's driver and fireman and accepts their job requests. Percy felt so relieved that he decided to play the song "Anchor Me" by The Tenors, who were his friends from Canada.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 2) Saved From Scrap (Ringo Starr) (repeat)
 * 3) Heroes (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 4) Stepney Gets Lost (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 5) A Close Shave For Duck (Ringo Starr) (repeat)

Song

 * Anchor Me (Sung by The Tenors)

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Edd and Lisa walking)
 * Edd: Isn't the Island of Sodor wonderful, Lisa?
 * Lisa: It is, Eddward. I can't believe you've been here before and you know all the engines and the road vehicles from Mr. Conductor's stories, and I didn't know the engines spoke British. (After overhearing the engines' ambiance on a hillside)
 * Edd: Thank you, Lisa. And it is rather a unique change to see Mr. Conductor in regular adult size. A shame he was too busy at Shining Time Station to come with us today, but I've excellent knowledge on where everything is.
 * Lisa: Say, there's Tidmouth Sheds. Is that Percy?
 * Edd: Indeed it is, Lisa. He looks upset.
 * (They both approach him)
 * Edd: Percy?
 * Percy (nervous): Oh, hi Edd. Who's your friend?
 * Lisa: I'm Lisa Simpson. Your friend, Mr. Conductor told me all about you and your friends. What's the matter little big guy?
 * Percy: My driver and fireman found new jobs. Sir Topham Hatt says if he can't find me replacements, he'll scrap me!
 * Edd: Oh my!
 * Lisa: He can't do that! He shouldn't do that!
 * Edd: Indeed, Lisa. Percy, you're one of Sir Topham Hatt's most useful engnes as he's said so himself.
 * Percy: Bless you, Edd.
 * Edd: You know, Percy, I had a job back in the United States working at a restaurant called The Krusty Krab. After Mr. Krabs-- oh! that's my boss, retired from that eating establishment, an extremely ridiculous creature known as the Red Guy took over and horribly mistreated me and Spongebob and pushed us too hard. The Red Guy even called me a lady! No disrespect intended, Lisa. Anyway, me and Spongebob quit the job and I came here with Lisa searching for employment while Spongebob applied and received a job at McSpanky's in Retroville.
 * Lisa: It's a shame to see Mr. Krabs retire, Edd. He was such an intelligent crab.
 * Percy: But crabs don't have tires!
 * Edd: Re-tired, Percy. Mr. Krabs left the business. I just hope we think of some ways to save your life.
 * Percy: Well we engines have rescued each other from certain doom at times. Like when Douglas rescued Oliver. (peeps on his whistle and "Escape!" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Percy: If Oliver can count on Douglas to rescue him, then I should know I can rely on you two.
 * Lisa: You can rely on us, Percy.

Quote 2

 * (After "A Close Shave For Duck")
 * Lisa: Well that was definitely a close shave for Duck. That move saved him and James for sure.
 * Percy: And I was there when Duck returned.
 * (Sir. Topham Hatt arrives in his car and exits the vehicle)
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: As you know Percy, I still can't find a driver for you. So in an hour, I will have to send Bill and Ben to fetch you and take you to the scrapyards so that you will be melted down and used again as something else.
 * Percy: *shudders in fear* NO! PLEASE, SIR! I want to live and pull trains!!!!
 * Lisa: *to Edd* Oh, no! What are we gonna do?!
 * Edd: I've just the plan to save Percy. C'mon! *runs with Lisa and shields Percy* Please Mr. Hatt, Sir! You mustn't scrap this poor defenseless steam-powered locomotive.
 * Lisa: Percy is too fragile!
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: What are you doing 'ere, you two? Who are you?
 * Percy: Oh, Sir! These are my two new friends from the United States, Lisa and Eddward. I already know Eddward, and I just met Lisa for the first time.
 * Edd: Pleasure to meet you, Sir.
 * Lisa: Hello.
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: Pleasure to meet you two. *gives both of them handshakes*
 * Edd: Me and Lisa just moved here to the Island Of Sodor looking for a job. I just quit my first job after my boss, Mr. Krabs went into retirement and replaced by a very insane Red Guy. The new boss didn't treat me and Spongebob with respect, so we both quit, although Spongebob got upset and cried. *puts hand on Lisa's shoulder* Me along with my best friend, Lisa Simpson were searching for employment around this marvelous place suggested by our dear friend, Mr. Conductor who couldn't be here today, when Percy told us that he had no driver and fireman.
 * Percy: It was kind of Mr. Conductor to bring those hard-working children here.
 * Lisa: And we both could definitely manage and handle a steam powered locomotive.
 * Edd: Could we please have the job to work with Percy?
 * Percy: PLEASE! Please, Sir!


 * Sir Topham Hatt: *sighs happily* Yes, I'm hiring both of you to work with Percy because you are heroic youngsters.


 * Lisa and Edd jump, cheer and hug each other*


 * Percy: I'm saved!!!!
 * Edd: *shakes Sir. Topham Hatt's hand rapidly* Oh, me and Lisa can't thank you enough Mr. Hatt!
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: Now, please... call me Sir.
 * Lisa: Okay um.... Sir.
 * Sir. Topham Hatt: That's much better.
 * Percy: Thank you so much Eddward and Lisa! I love you two so much, I can't thank you two enough for saving my life! How could I ever repay both of you?
 * Lisa: A song would be nice.
 * Percy: And I've just the song! They're from my friends.... the Canadian Tenors! (Peeps on his whistle and "Anchor Me" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the first and ONLY episode to take place on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Since Percy speaks with a British accent, Ringo Starr and Michael Angelis tell the stories as Percy "story voice".
 * Percy talks with a youthful voice. (Thomas & The Magic Railroad)
 * Percy peeps on his own whistle to tell the stories and the song.
 * This is the third episode that Mr. Conductor is absent.
 * The reason why Edd is looking for the job is because Mr. Krabs retired and was replaced by the Red Guy from Cow & Chicken.
 * The song "Anchor Me" comes from the PBS Special "The Tenors: Lead With Your Heart".

Plot

 * Eddy, Ed and Snap get overly-excited when they win a tour to the world famous jawbreaker factory and discuss their plans too soon. Mr. Conductor appears and warns them not to count their chickens. He also teaches them with stories about eagerness on the Island Of Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Special Letter (George Carlin)
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 3) A Big Day for Thomas (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 4) Percy Runs Away (George Carlin) (repeat)
 * 5) James and the Queen of Sodor (Michael Brandon) (repeat)

Song

 * Gone Fishing (repeat)

Quotes

 * (Episode opens with Ed. Eddy, and Snap inside Ed's room, checking the mail)
 * Eddy: C'mon Lumpy, I've already looked through your stupid pen-pal letters! *sarcastically* Oh, look.... an electric bill! Hmph! I hope Sarah the little spoiled brat pays it this time. Snap, did you find anything?
 * Snap: Nope! Not one special letter.
 * Ed: I found something, guys!
 * Eddy: Ooh! Give it to me Lumpy!!!! Come to papa!!!!
 * Eddy: *gasps excitedly after reading letter* We've won!!!!! We're in jawbreaker heaven!!!!!
 * Snap: Tell me we won that trip to the world-famous jawbreaker factory!!!!
 * Eddy: We did! WHOOOOO!!!!!
 * Ed: Jawbreakers!!!!! *laughs*
 * Snap: I hope they allow us in the plant!
 * Eddy: And I hope they give us free jawbreakers!
 * Ed: Like car insurance?!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't tell me I missed the jawbreaker factory notice.
 * Eddy: Well we already did and we're going for sure!
 * Ed: Can you come with us, Mr. C!
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd love to attend but sadly I have to babysit Bella for Timmy that day. Plus, I wouldn't get too excited and confident, guys.
 * Eddy: What do you mean "don't get too excited", Mr. Confronter?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, getting overly excited and eager would mostly get you nowhere. Just look what happened to Thomas when he got a letter and became overly-excited.
 * Eddy: Let me guess, he didn't win a trip to a jawbreaker factory, Right?
 * Ed: Do engines run on roads, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Certainly not, Eds. But Thomas did go off the rails. Let me tell you 3 about it. (Blows whistle and "Thomas & The Special Letter" begins)

Trivia

 * This is Mr. Conductor's (George Carlin's) last appearance in the series.

Plot

 * Eddy, Ed, Timmy Turner, Bart, Homer, The Chalkzone gang, and The Powerpuff Girls felt very upset that Edd and Lisa moved to the Island Of Sodor, U.K to work with Percy The Small Engine and missed them very much. Mr. Conductor Junior appears and tells them stories about Happy Endings and success on the Island Of Sodor in the end Junior decides that they should move to the Island Of Sodor to be with Lisa and Edd again and begin new lives. Junior took Bubbles and Ed first because he could only take 2 people at a time. When they arrived, Junior ends the series with "Thomas' Anthem".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby The Tram Engine (Ringo Starr) (repeat)
 * 2) Thomas Breaks the Rules (Ringo Starr) (repeat)
 * 3) Henry to the Rescue (Ringo Starr) (repeat)
 * 4) Henry's Forest (Michael Angelis) (repeat)
 * 5) Thomas Saves the Day (Ringo Starr) (repeat)

Song

 * Thomas' Anthem

Quote 1

 * (The episode begins with Eddy, Ed and company sitting on the sidewalk)
 * Eddy: Can you believe it, Ed? Sockhead moved to that Island of Soda place with goody-goody Lisa.
 * Ed: I miss my Double-D, Eddy!
 * (Just then Bart and Homer entered the scene)
 * Bart: You guys talking about Double-D and Lisa?
 * Homer: (crying) Oh, Lisa! Now who will help me when I get stuck in the dog door?!
 * Bart: Yeah and who can I get to help me with my homework?
 * Milhouse: Hey! I'm pretty smart!
 * Martin: I'm twice as smart as Lisa!
 * (Timmy appeared alongside)
 * Timmy: (to his watch) I wish these two nerds were back in Springfield.
 * (Suddenly Milhouse and Martin disappeared)
 * Timmy: I miss those two braniacs too.
 * Bubbles: Yeah, they were always sweet as cute chocolate bunnies to me.
 * Buttercup: *groan* I suddenly just got hungry and sick at the same time.
 * Blossom: Buttercup!
 * Rudy: So they're miles far away, what are we to do?
 * Penny: We can always communicate through mail and e-mail.
 * Bubbles: And send funny little postcards!
 * Snap: What about using Chalkzone to visit them?
 * Rudy: I don't know about that, Snap. With so many chalkboards in the world, for all we know, it might take forever to find a chalkboard on the Island of Sodor.
 * (Mr. Conductor Junior appears with a surfboard)
 * Junior: Cowabunga! I just scored the perfect wave!
 * Ed: You sound funny, Mr. Conductor? Have you got corn in your throat?
 * Eddy: That's stupid.
 * Blossom: Eddy, manners and Ed, this isn't the Mr. Conductor we're all familiar with.
 * Junior: You're right, Lass. I'm his cousin, Mr. Conductor Junior, but please, call me Junior for short. He asked me to check up on some of his friends and I must say, he has a lot.
 * Snap: This isn't even all of us!
 * Bubbles: Do you go to the Island of Sodor too?
 * Junior: Yes. I know all the engines there. They talk too!
 * Buttercup: Yeah, so we've heard!
 * Blossom: Buttercup, mind your manners.
 * Penny: Mr. Junior, we're sad because two of our friends got jobs working as one of the engines' driver and fireman.
 * Junior: That's a very sad story. It reminds me of a story about the tram engine, Toby.
 * Eddy: You're kidding, right?! You tell those train stories too?!
 * Snap: Lighten up, Buck o.
 * Rudy: Yeah, I like the stories Mr. Conductor tells.
 * Junior: Well, you've never heard me tell them. Maybe I should give it a go. Now where did I put my whistle? (spots it in his pocket) Ah! Here we go! (blows kazoo-like whistle and "Toby The Tram Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * Blossom: Hey! I've had a thought! Why don't we move to the Island of Sodor? Then we can reunite with our friends and make new ones.
 * Bubbles: That's a great idea, Blossom! But won't the professor mind if we leave?
 * Homer: Yeah and I've got a wife to come home to.
 * Buttercup: I already texted the professor, he says "It's fine with me. Goodbye, be good and be safe. I love you all."
 * Eddy: How did you type that so fast?! Or for that matter, without fingers?!
 * Blossom: Our Buttercup's a wiz at texting.
 * Homer: Now what about my wife and baby?!
 * Timmy: Leave that to me. (to watch) I wish Homer's wife and baby were here.
 * (Poof)
 * (Marge and Maggie suddenly appear)
 * Marge: Where am I? I was rocking Maggie to sleep and now I suddenly appear here?
 * Bart: We'll explain on the way, Mom.
 * Junior: Well, let's get a move on. (blows kazoo-like whistle and everyone appears at "Shining Time Station")
 * Eddy: Whoa! How about a heads up next time?!
 * Junior: Here we are. We'll take the shortcut! *pounds hand on train mural*.
 * Blossom: *bewildered* Really?
 * Eddy: How are we supposed to go to the Island Of Sodor anyway? we can't go through a stupid painting!
 * Junior: Yes we can, Eddy.... by gold dust. But since I have 2 whistles and there's many of us, I can only bring 2 at a time so Ed and Bubbles, you two first.
 * Bubbles: Hooray!
 * Ed: I'm kicking the bucket, Eddy!
 * (Junior blows his 2 whistles and he, Ed and Bubbles vanish in his gold dust)
 * *All gasp*
 * Blossom and Buttercup: Whoa....
 * (In the tunnel)
 * Bubbles: Hey, you got bigger, Junior.
 * Junior: Yes. I'm much bigger in person when I'm on Sodor.
 * Ed: I feel like a feather. Can it be loved?
 * Junior: Whoa-ho-ho-ho!!!! It's a bit bouncy isn't it?
 * Bubbles: Where are we now?
 * Junior: Conductor's Railroad.
 * Bubbles: Magic Railroad?
 * Junior: Exactly, Bubbles. We are traveling miles and miles to the Island.
 * Ed: Like paper airplanes?
 * Bubbles: *giggles* You're so funny, Ed.
 * Junior: All right, get ready you two, here are the buffers. *slight pause* NOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!! *go through buffers*
 * (All three land in front of the buffers on Sodor)
 * Bubbles: Oh! *pants*
 * Ed: Where are we, Junior?
 * Junior: The Island Of Sodor of course.
 * *just then Il Volo showed up running to the 3*
 * Piero: Bubbles, Eddie boy! Nice-a to see you againe!!!!
 * Bubbles: Il Volo!!!! How did you 3 get here?
 * Ignazio: Mr. Conduc-a-tor brought us to-a-the Island Of Soda--
 * Gianluca: *rapidly* Ignazio, Ignazio, it's-a-the Island Of Sodor.
 * Ignazio: I said-a-the Island Of Sodor--
 * Gianluca: No, no, you said-a-the Island Of Soda.
 * Ignazio: Fine-a Island Of Sodorrrr.... you-a-happy now?
 * Gianluca: Very happy.
 * Piero: Hey-a-where are the other little ninos?
 * Ignazio: You still speak-a-Spanish againe, Piero. We-a-not-a-touring South America right-a-now, that was-a-last-week--
 * Piero: Ignazio, relax-a.
 * Gianluca: Don't-a-you mind those-a-wackadoos, Junior. But-a-when are the other lads-a-coming?
 * Junior: I'll get them in a minute, but for right now, I have a tune to play us out. (Blows kazoo-like whistle and "Thomas' Anthem" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the Series Finale
 * SInce Junior speaks with a scottish accent, the UK versions (which are broadcast in Scotland) are used for his "story voice".