Sesame Street nail polish/First and Last (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Ah! Ah! Ah! as First
 * I Love Trash as Last
 * Go Grover! as Herry Monster

Lyrics
Ah! Ah! Ah!: Hi, my name is First.

I Love Trash: Hi, my name is Last.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Yeah, we're brothers.

I Love Trash: Hey, you know why he's called First and I'm always Last? It's because...

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Because I always do things first. Heh. There. I said it first.

I Love Trash: Yeah, and I always do things last. Always.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (spoken) Yeah, that's right. No matter what we do... (singing) I'm first.

I Love Trash: I'm Last. I'm slow.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: I'm fast.

Ah! Ah! Ah! and I Love Trash : And whether we run or skate or jump or swim.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Heh, heh, heh. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is.

I Love Trash: And I'm always there after him.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Heh, heh. Yeah. Hey, hey, look over there! There's some candy there.

I Love Trash: Oh, maybe there's some jellybeans.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Yeah, let's go run and look, okay?

I Love Trash: Okay.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Go get it. Oh, boy. Look at all those jellybeans! Mmmm....Oh, that was good!

I Love Trash: Hey!

Ah! Ah! Ah!: What?

I Love Trash: You ate all the jellybeans!

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Well, yeah. I got there first.

I Love Trash: Sometimes it's not any fun getting here last.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Heh, heh. I'm first.

I Love Trash: I'm Last.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: He's slow.

I Love Trash: He's fast.

Ah! Ah! Ah! and I Love Trash : And though each of us think the other one's great.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Heh, heh, heh. I'm always early where I go. I'm always early where I go. I'm always early where I go.

I Love Trash: And I'm always late.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Heh, heh. Hey, hey, look over there! There's a big box there. I wonder what's inside. I'm going to go get what's inside and I'm going to be there first. Heh, heh, heh.

I Love Trash: Yeah, and I'll be there last. I'm always last.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Here I am first again. And now I get what's inside this box.

Go Grover!: Yes, you do! (gives Ah! Ah! Ah! a big smoochy kiss.)

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Yuck!

I Love Trash: Sometimes it pays to be last.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: I'm first.

I Love Trash: I'm Last. I'm slow.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: I'm fast.

Ah! Ah! Ah! and I Love Trash : And whether we run or skate or jump or swim.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Heh, heh, heh. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is.

I Love Trash: And I'm always there (giggles) after him. (laughing)