Thomas' Christmas Party Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to Thomas' Christmas Party.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Edward
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Terence (does not speak)
 * Bertie (cameo)

Ringo Starr US version

 * Ringo Starr: It was Christmas on the Island of Sodor. All the engines were working hard. Thomas and Toby were busy carrying people and parcels up and down the branch line. Everyone was happy. Only the coaches Annie and Clarabel were complaining.
 * Annie and Clarabel: It's always the same before Christmas.
 * Ringo Starr: They groaned.
 * Annie and Clarabel: We feel so full, we feel so full.
 * Thomas: Oh, come on!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Where's your festive spirit? Christmas day is almost here.
 * Ringo Starr: By the side of the track was a little cottage with a familiar figure waving to them.
 * Thomas: It's Mrs. Kyndley!
 * Ringo Starr: Whistled Thomas.
 * Thomas: Peep, peep! Happy Christmas!
 * Ringo Starr: Thomas always felt better for seeing her.
 * Thomas: Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without Mrs. Kyndley.
 * Ringo Starr: When work was over, Thomas went to see the other engines. All their coats had been polished.
 * Gordon: Huh!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: Just look at us. Your driver will have to work fast to get you as smart as us.
 * Thomas: Never mind that.
 * Ringo Starr: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: I've something important to say. Do you realize it's been a whole year since Mrs. Kyndley saved us from a nasty accident. You remember when she was ill in bed and...
 * Edward: Yes of course.
 * Ringo Starr: Interrupted Edward.
 * Edward: You told us how she waved her red dressing gown out of her window to warn you about a landslide ahead.
 * Percy: And you and Toby gave her presents.
 * Ringo Starr: Percy joined in.
 * Percy: And Sir Topham Hatt sent her to Bournemouth to get better.
 * James and Henry: But...
 * Ringo Starr: Said James and Henry together.
 * James and Henry: The rest of us have never thanked her properly.
 * Thomas: Exactly.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: So now I think we should all give her a special Christmas party.
 * Ringo Starr: Everyone was getting very excited and the drivers felt sure that Sir Topham Hatt will agree as indeed he did. The engines were all busy making plans, when silence fell. Sir Topham Hatt had bad news.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: The weather's changed badly. Mrs. Kyndley is snowed up. Toby says he'll help to rescue her. You must help too, Thomas. There's no party unless you do.
 * Ringo Starr: Thomas hated snow, but he said bravely.
 * Thomas: I'll try, sir. We must rescue her, we must.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: There's a good engine. You and Toby will manage splendidly.
 * Ringo Starr: Thomas charged the snowdrifts fiercely. Sometimes he swept them aside, sometimes they stuck fast and the men had to loosen them. But at the cutting near the cottage, they could go no further.
 * Thomas' Fireman: Look at that!
 * Ringo Starr: Exclaimed Thomas' fireman.
 * Thomas: Peep, peep, peep! Here we are.
 * Ringo Starr: Whistled Thomas. An answering wave came from an upstairs window. Then they heard a familiar sound.
 * Thomas: That's Terence the Tractor.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: He's come to help too.
 * Ringo Starr: Sure enough, Terence had a snowplough and was working hard to clear a patch to the railroad line to safety. At long last, the rescue was complete. Percy took the tired workmen home. Terence said goodbye to Mrs. Kyndley and promised to take care of her cottage as he watched them all set off. The engines made good time. No more snow had fallen, but the yard was dark. Thomas' heart sank. Suddenly, all the lights went on. What a marvelous site awaited Mrs. Kyndley.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well done!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm really proud of you all.
 * Ringo Starr: Mrs. Kyndley especially thanked the smaller engines.
 * Mrs. Kyndley: Thomas and Toby are old friends.
 * Ringo Starr: She said.
 * Mrs. Kyndley: And now Percy, you are my friend too.
 * Ringo Starr: Percy was very pleased.
 * Percy: Three cheers for Mrs. Kyndley!
 * Ringo Starr: He called.
 * Percy: Peep, peep, peep!
 * Ringo Starr: They all whistled.
 * Engines: (singing) We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
 * Ringo Starr: Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends thought it was the best Christmas ever and Mrs. Kyndley could think of nowhere should rather live than here with them on the Island of Sodor.

George Carlin version

 * George Carlin: It was Christmas on the Island of Sodor. All the engines were working hard. Thomas and Toby were busy carrying people and parcels up and down the branch line. Everyone was happy. Only the coaches Annie and Clarabel were complaining.
 * Annie and Clarabel: It's always the same before Christmas.
 * George Carlin: They groaned.
 * Annie and Clarabel: We feel so full, we feel so full.
 * Thomas: Oh, come on!
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Where's your festive spirit? Christmas day is almost here.
 * George Carlin: By the side of the track was a little cottage with a familiar figure waving to them.
 * Thomas: It's Mrs. Kyndley!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Thomas.
 * Thomas: Peep, peep! Happy Christmas!
 * George Carlin: Thomas always felt better for seeing her.
 * Thomas: Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without Mrs. Kyndley.
 * George Carlin: He said to himself. When work was over, Thomas went to see the other engines. All their coats had been polished.
 * Gordon: Pooh!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: Just look at us. Your driver will have to work fast to get you as smart as us.
 * Thomas: Never mind that.
 * George Carlin: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: I've something important to say. Do you realize it's been a whole year since Mrs. Kyndley saved us from a nasty accident. You remember when she was ill in bed and...
 * Edward: Yes of course.
 * George Carlin: Interrupted Edward.
 * Edward: You told us how she waved her red dressing gown out of her window to warn you about a landslide ahead.
 * Percy: And you and Toby gave her presents.
 * George Carlin: Percy joined in.
 * Percy: And Sir Topham Hatt sent her to the seaside to get better.
 * James and Henry: But...
 * George Carlin: Said the other engines.
 * James and Henry: The rest of us never thanked her properly.
 * Thomas: Exactly.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: So now I think we should all give her a special Christmas party.
 * George Carlin: Everyone was getting very excited and the drivers felt sure that Sir Topham Hatt will agree as indeed he did. The engines were all busy making plans, when silence fell. Sir Topham Hatt had bad news.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: The weather's changed badly. Mrs. Kyndley is snowed up. Toby says he'll help to rescue her. You must help too, Thomas. There's no party unless you do.
 * George Carlin: Thomas hated snow, but he said bravely.
 * Thomas: I'll try, sir. We must rescue her, we must.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: There's a good engine. You and Toby will manage splendidly.
 * George Carlin: Thomas charged the snowdrifts fiercely. Sometimes he swept them aside, sometimes they stuck fast and the men had to loosen them. But at the cutting near the cottage, they could go no further.
 * Thomas' Fireman: Look at that!
 * George Carlin: Exclaimed Thomas' fireman.
 * Thomas: Peep, peep! Here we are.
 * George Carlin: An answering wave came from an upstairs window. Then they heard a familiar sound.
 * Thomas: That's Terence the Tractor.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: He's come to help too.
 * George Carlin: Sure enough, Terence had a snowplough and was working hard to clear a patch to the railroad line to safety. At long last, the rescue was complete. Percy took the tired workmen home. Terence said goodbye to Mrs. Kyndley and promised to take care of her cottage as he watched them all set off. The engines made good time. No more snow had fallen, but the yard was dark. There was no one to be seen. Thomas' heart sank. Suddenly, all the lights went on. What a marvelous site awaited Mrs. Kyndley.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well done!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm really proud of you all.
 * George Carlin: Mrs. Kyndley especially thanked the smaller engines.
 * Mrs. Kyndley: Thomas and Toby are old friends.
 * George Carlin: She said.
 * Mrs. Kyndley: And now Percy, you are my friend too.
 * George Carlin: Percy was very pleased.
 * Percy: Three cheers for Mrs. Kyndley!
 * George Carlin: He called.
 * Percy: Peep, peep, peep!
 * George Carlin: They all whistled.
 * Engines: (singing) We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
 * George Carlin: Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends thought it was the best Christmas ever and Mrs. Kyndley could think of nowhere should rather live than here with them on the Island of Sodor.