Sesame Street Crayons/Question Song (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue as Grover
 * Amazing Mumford Presto Purple as The Little Girl
 * The Count Batty Black as The Cow

Lyrics
(spoken) Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Now the letter after "P" is "Q". And one word that begins with "Q" is "question."

(sung) Now here is a question, A question for you Remember, the answer Will start with a "Q".

(spoken) Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: What's a "Q"?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Oh hi, Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Hi.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: "Q" is a letter of the alphabet that looks like an "O" with a little tail at the bottom.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Oh! Now I remember. You can start the song again.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Thanks, Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: You're welcome.

(sung) Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Now here is a question, A question for you. Remember, the answer Will start with a "Q". Just think of a duck, Be it white, brown, or black. What sound does it make? Why, a duckie goes...

(spoken) Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Moo!

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: No, Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue. A duckie goes "Quack!" (sung) "Quack" is a "Q" word. The answer is "Quack."

(spoken) Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Oh. O.K.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: But Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue..

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Hmm?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Try this one.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: O.K.

(sung) Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Now here is a question, A question for you. Remember, the answer Will start with a "Q". In stores, you find milk In containers of sorts. But what do you call them? You call these things...

(spoken) Cookie Monster Presto Purple: Cows.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: No, that's not right! The answer is "Quarts"! (sung) "Quarts" is a "Q" word. The answer is "Quarts." (spoken) Now what made you think of cows?

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: I don't know. I think I heard one go "mooing" a minute ago.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue..

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Hmm?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Forget about the cows.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: O.K.

(sung) Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Now here is a question, A question for you. And once more, the answer Begins with a "Q". Remember a king In a story you've seen. To whom was he married? He's wed to a...

(spoken) Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Farmer.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: No. The answer is "Queen." (sung) "Queen" is a "Q" word. The answer is "Queen."

(spoken) Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Gee! I thought it was a farmer.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: What farmer?

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: You know, the one that brought the cow in here.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue..

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Hmm?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: I've had quite enough! I quit!

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Hmm. Oh well. O.K. Come on, The Count Batty Black. Let's go home.

The Count Batty Black: (mooing)