Cartoons/Meet the Feebles Trailer/Transcript

Trailer/Transcript:

 * Grover: I'm a puppet little fellow with a scaly short of skin and I frolic in the shadows when the tide is coming in.
 * Mr. Grumpy: So, you want to join the Feebles?
 * Grover: Oh, rather!
 * Chorus: Meet the feebles, meet the feebles...
 * Narrator: Meet the Feebles. The movie begin as family home entertainment. But when horroring wrong?
 * Gonzo: Have you got a any smack?
 * Thomas: Smack?
 * Narrator: Film with your parties a try to stop.
 * Scallion #1: What beautiful white fur you've got, my dear.
 * Tito: Oh, what the?!
 * Narrator: The story about is human world.
 * Mr. Grumpy: This is the family show for chrissake!
 * Narrator: Sex.
 * Miss Piggy: I'm hot Grumpy, But not anyway you think?
 * Narrator: Drugs.
 * Narrator: Human husbandry.
 * Goofy: Why did you bring us here? It's not mine! You know it's not!
 * Little Miss Bossy: We'll let the court decide that, shall we?
 * Baby Monster: (cries)
 * Miss Piggy: from the garden, garden of love (screams)
 * Narrator: Meet the Feebles turn into cabbage patch of fields. It's fun.
 * Mr. Rude: Take that you bastard!
 * Narrator: It's thrilling.
 * Diesel 10: (roar)
 * Various Cartoon Villains: Oh, boy, look out!
 * Narrator: It's complicated.
 * Larry the Cucumber: It's the big one, Mr. Bump.
 * Mr. Bump: No, It can't be! I've taken precautions!
 * Narrator: Corruption.
 * Mr. Grumpy: Pete, do me a line.
 * Narrator: Lost.
 * Miss Piggy: Feeling shine, are you Grumpy?
 * Narrator: Light romance.
 * Mr. Bump: Yipee! (begins to vomits)
 * Audiences: (shocked)
 * Mr. Grumpy: (shocked)
 * Scallion #1: Didn't you realise you were sitting on his face?
 * Clarabelle Cow: I felt a bit uncomfortable, but I thought it was my haemorrhoids.
 * Mr. Bump: Please god, I know I've been a bad Man... but if you make me well again, I promise... promise...
 * Narrator: Nothing it's secrets.
 * Chorus: Meet the Feebles, meet the Feebles, We're not average ordinary people. Meet the Feebles, meet the Feebles.
 * Narrator: Meet the Feebles. It's about to release. on you.
 * Gonzo: Have you ever noticed the beautiful lighting in this toilet?