Sesame Street Crayons/The Entertainer (Reprise) (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink as Miss Piggy
 * Baby Bear Beary Brown as Rowlf the Dog

Lyrics
( Baby Bear Beary Brown is sitting at his piano. Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink enters.)

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: Baby Bear Beary Brownie? Would you play that song again for moi?

Baby Bear Beary Brown: Sure.

( Baby Bear Beary Brown plays and Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink sings "The Entertainer" again, with female pronouns.)

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: (singing) Now the curtain is going up The entertainer is taking her bow Does her dance step and sings her song Even get all the audience to sing along Yes she knows just what she must do Knows how to bring down the house when she's through Snappy patter and jokes She knows what pleases the folks The entertainer the star of the show (spoken) Put somethin' in it, Baby Bear Beary Brown!

( Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink dances.)

Baby Bear Beary Brown: She's a born ham. Hubba hubba!

( Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink resumes singing.)

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: Now the curtain is going up

Baby Bear Beary Brown: Oh yeah!

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: The entertainer is taking her bow Does her dance step and sings her song

( Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink joins Baby Bear Beary Brown at the piano.)

Baby Bear Beary Brown: Don't hog the piano.

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: Even get all the audience to sing along Yes she knows just what she must do

( Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink splays herself on the keys and shakes her chest. Baby Bear Beary Brown covers his eyes. Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink gets up to finish the song.)

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: Knows how to bring down the house when she's through

Baby Bear Beary Brown: Makin' the bacon.

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: Snappy patter and jokes She knows what pleases the folks The entertainer the star of the show

Baby Bear Beary Brown: There we go, bringing home the pork!

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: The entertainer the star of the show!

( Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink and Baby Bear Beary Brown finish the song disheveled and winded.)