Ganon's Timeline

Ganon was born on March 7, 2003.

Transcript
Paul: Help! Help! Cindy is pregnant! Help! Doctor!

Doctor: The doctor is here today.

Paul: My wife is going to have a baby, doctor. Come and see now.

Doctor: Well, okay. (checks Cindy's stomach) Hmmm, I see...

Paul: Doctor, is she okay now?

Doctor: Yes, mister. She has to push. Go ahead, Cindy. Push, push, push, push, push. Come on! The baby is almost out.

Paul: My wife, just push. Keep pushing. Push, push, push!

Cindy: Shut up, Paul!

Doctor: Oh, no! I can't watch! (finally, the baby pops out of Cindy's stomach) Great job, Cindy! Is it a boy or a girl?

Paul: I think it's a boy. What shall we call him, Cindy?

Cindy: Hmmm, I think... We should call him Ganon.

Paul: I like it. Ganon it is.

Cindy: Let's sort him.

(age 1)

Ganon and his parents: Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

(age 2)

Cindy: There, son. It's okay...

Ganon: (throws up onto his mother)

Cindy: Ew! That is disgusting!

Ganon: I need a bottle!

Paul: Oh, you said your first words, son.

(age 3)

Paul: Go ahead, son. Come to daddy.

Ganon: (walks many steps, then stomps on his father)

Paul: Ow-ow-ow-ow! That is totally worse!

Ganon: (pees on his father) Wee-wee...

Paul: Ewwwww! Yuck! That pee goes on me!

(age 4)

Paul: It was Christmas on 2007. And I'm using the camera.

Cindy: You see here? My son is sitting on the floor.

Ganon: I want my freaking gifts!

Cindy: Well, all right... Merry Christmas!

(age 5)

Cindy: Come on, Ganster. Let's go to school.

(at school...)

Miss Flagston: Okay, class. Would you like math?

All the kids: We do!

Ganon: I'm using math, bud.

Edward: No, I'm using math, bud.

Miss Flagston: Now, Ganon. What is two plus two?

Ganon: Um... Four?

Miss Flagston: That's right!

Ganon: It is?!

Miss Flagston: Yes!

Ganon: Ohh, goody!

(age 9)

Ganon: (singing) That's the way, aha-aha! I like it, aha-aha! (x6) Oh, yeah! (finishes the song, and his friends look embarassed at him) More candy! (x4)

Xavier: If you did that, you're grounded.

Edward: Yeah.

Ganon's parents: Yeah. Stop dancing like an idiot.

Ganon's parents, Edward, and Xavier: IF YOU WANT MORE CANDY, THEN YOU'RE GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED FOR 9,834,200,040,008,394,125 YEARS!!! WE TELL YOU NO TV, NO VIDEO GAMES, NO COMICS, NO ICE CREAM, NO PET STORE, NO LEGOS, NO SPORTS, NO KARATE, AND NO SAYING BAD WORDS!!!!!

Ganon: STOP THAT DAMN SHOUTING AT ME!! I WANT MORE AND MORE CANDY!!

(end)

Air Date
September 27, 2012