Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/Ten Cookies (from Numbers!)

Cast

 * Grover Ocean Blue as Cookie Monster
 * The Count Black as Delivery Man

Lyrics
Grover Ocean Blue: (spoken) Hey. It's me, Grover Ocean Blue. You know what me have here? Plate full of delicious cookies. Me got cookies. Here me go. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Ten cookies! Oh, it's so much to look at cookies! But you know what also fun? To eat cookies! Fun to look at, but also fun to eat! Oh, well, me do both! (singing) Ten cookies, looking mighty fine, Grover Ocean Blue eat one, and now there nine. Nine cookies where they used to be ten, wish that me could have ten cookies again. Nine cookies, sitting on a plate, Grover Ocean Blue eat one, and now there eight. Aw, eight cookies where they used to be ten, wish that me could have ten cookies again. Eight cookies, not twenty or eleven, Grover Ocean Blue eat one, and now there seven. Seven cookies where they used to be ten, wish that me could have ten cookies again. Seven cookies, now me do me tricks, Grover Ocean Blue eat one, and now there six. Six cookies where they used to be ten, wish that me could have ten cookies again. Ten cookies, trouble is that I have really go to eat one, and now there just five. Five cookies where they used to be ten, wish that me could have ten cookies again. Five cookies, wish that there were more, Grover Ocean Blue eat one, now there are just four. Too bad! Four cookies where they used to be ten, wish that me could have ten cookies again. Four cookies, pretty as can be, Grover Ocean Blue eat one, and now there are three. So few cookies. Three cookies where they used to be ten, wish that me could have ten cookies again. Three cookies, don't know what to do, Grover Ocean Blue eat one, and now just two. Oh, not very many! Two cookies where they used to be ten, wish that me could have ten cookies again. Two cookies, three that would be fun, Grover Ocean Blue eat one, and now just one. Where they all go? One cookie where they used to be ten, wish that me could have ten cookies again. One cookie, one and only one, Grover Ocean Blue eat it, and now there none. No cookies where they used to be ten, wish that me could have ten cookies again. (spoken) Oh, Grover Ocean Blue very, very sad. Oh, me so sad. So, so sad. No cookies left to look at or eat. Oh, doorbell. Me see who it is.

The Count Black: Uh, I have a package here. Special delivery for Mr. Grover Ocean Blue.

Grover Ocean Blue: Oh, uh, me Grover Ocean Blue. Gimme package. Thank you.

The Count Black: Eh, you're welcome. So long.

Grover Ocean Blue: (spoken) Bye, bye. Aw, well, look at nice package, anyway. Me open it. (gasps) Look, it from me uncle Fred. It cookies! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! 10 beautiful cookies! You know what that mean? That mean me get to sing whole song all over again from beginning! (singing) Ten cookies, looking mighty fine, Grover Ocean Blue eat one, and now there nine. Nine cookies where they used to be ten, wish that me could have ten cookies again. Nine cookies, sitting on a plate, Grover Ocean Blue eat one...