Fraggle Rock/Dog Eat Dog (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Mudwell the Mudbunny as Baskerville the Hound
 * Sprocket as Rowlf the Dog

Lyrics
( Mudwell the Mudbunny stands by the piano as Sprocket plays.)

Sprocket: All right, now this is what you call your dog kind of music here, as you'll see. Sing it.

Mudwell the Mudbunny: Bowery corner, foggy night, Passing crowd, electric light.

Sprocket: Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Mudwell the Mudbunny: German chef, can of tin, Sausages are boiled within. Oh, play it pretty, Sprocket. Yeller dog, nearby prowls.

Sprocket: (sniffs, growls)

Mudwell the Mudbunny: Smells a sausage, softly growls. Clumsy man, wooden leg, Upsets the boiler with his peg.

Sprocket: (howls)

Mudwell the Mudbunny: Spills a sausage, scatters wurst, Yeller dog, he gets there first. He grabs the sausage, splits the fog. It's another case of dog-eat-dog.

Mudwell the Mudbunny and Sprocket : (harmon izing) It's another case of dog-eat-dog.

Sprocket: (howls)