Quibble Pants at Your Service

Quibble Pants at Your Service is the twenty-fourth episode of the eighteenth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the four hundred and thirty-eighth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Samson at Your Service.

Characters

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Big Macintosh as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Soarin as Duck
 * Snips as Bill
 * Snails as Ben
 * Thunderlane as Stanley
 * Quibble Pants as Samson
 * Discord as Diesel
 * Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey
 * Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas
 * Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam
 * Apple Bloom as Annie
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Star Swirl the Bearded as Sir Robert Norramby (does not speak)
 * Pinkie Pie as Rosie (cameo)
 * Flash Sentry as Stephen (cameo)
 * Meadow Song as Winston (cameo)
 * Applejack as Marion (cameo)
 * Derpy as Millie (cameo)
 * Half Baked Apple as Merrick (cameo)
 * Tall Order as Owen (cameo)
 * Braeburn as Toby (mentioned)
 * Scootaloo as Henrietta (mentioned)

Transcript
Narrator: "Quibble Pants is a very proud earth pony. When he first arrived on Ponyville, it was dark. Quibble Pants was bringing the big dinosaur models for the Earl's new dinosaur park. But he didn't know the way."

Big Macintosh: (Yawns)

Narrator: "And he was too proud to ask for help. So he got lost, and ended up in the Blue Mountain Quarry. The toys thought this was great fun. But Quibble Pants felt a little silly making such a mistake.

Quibble Pants didn't reach the earl's estate until the next morning."

Quibble Pants: "Morning, sir. Quibble Pants here at your service."

Narrator: "One day, Hoity Toity had a job for Quibble Pants."

Hoity Toity: "I need you to head up to the Blue Mountain Quarry and collect some stone to take to the mainland."

Quibble Pants: "Yes, sir. Right away, sir. Ooh, need some food first, sir."

Hoity Toity: "Very good, Quibble Pants. But, please, if you don't know the way, you must stop and ask for help."

Quibble Pants: "Not gonna make another mistake, sir. Know the way to the Blue Mountain Quarry, sir.

Hello, little animals. Better let me get my food first. Hoity Toity has given me a very important job."

Spike: "What very important job?"

Quibble Pants: "Ah, going to the Blue Mountain Quarry to collect stone for the mainland."

Spike: "Well, don't get lost on the way."

Quibble Pants: (Scoffs) "Not gonna get lost. I know where the Blue Mountain Quarry is."

Soarin: "So we hear."

Pipsqueak and Soarin: (Laugh)

Narrator: "Quibble Pants' wagons were lined up in the yard, ready to go."

Discord: "Lost again, Quibble Pants?" (Chuckles)

Quibble Pants: "Not going to make another mistake I will have you know."

Narrator: "But Quibble Pants back into Big Macintosh's express buffaloes by mistake."

Thunderlane: "Um, Quibble Pants, I think you might be making a mistake."

Quibble Pants: "Just because I got lost when I first came to the town, everyone thinks I'm going to make another mistake. But I know what I'm doing."

Thunderlane: "Okay, if you say so, but..."

Quibble Pants: "Humph." (Grumbling) "Don't they think I know what I'm doing?"

Thunderlane: "Oh, dear."

Narrator: "Then Spike came to collect Big Mac's buffaloes."

Spike: "Hey, Thunderlane, where are the express buffaloes?"

Thunderlane: "Quibble Pants took them."

Spike: "I suppose he's trying to prove how useful he is by doing everyone else's jobs now."

Big Macintosh: "Where have you been? I thought you were fetching my buffaloes today."

Spike: "Didn't Quibble Pants bring you your buffaloes?"

Big Macintosh: "No, and the express is already 20 minutes late."

Spike: (Laughs) "Maybe Quibble Pants decided to pull the express today."

Big Macintosh: "Pull the express? An earth pony can't pull the express. You need a big, strong stallion like me."

Narrator: "Quibble Pants puffed through the station pulling the express buffaloes, and didn't even stop."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Quibble Pants, where are you going? And where's Big Mac?"

Quibble Pants: "I don't know about Big Mac, but I'm going where I've been told to go."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I think you're making a mistake."

Quibble Pants: "Just because I made a mistake when I first came to the town, everyone thinks I'm gonna do it again, but I'm not."

Snips: "What's this? The new express?"

Snips and Snails: (Laugh)

Quibble Pants: "I may not be fast, but I am the strongest and most useful earth pony in the town."

Snails: "Very useful, I'm sure."

Snips: "Keep up the good work."

Snips and Snails: (Laugh)

Quibble Pants: "I will. At least those two can see what a useful earth pony I am."

Narrator: "By now, Big Mac was very late. He still didn't have any buffaloes. Hoity Toity was cross."

Hoity Toity: "Big Mac, you will have to take Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle. And Spike, you will have to take Scootaloo."

Spike: "But Scootaloo is Braeburn's filly."

Big Macintosh: "Oh, the indignity."

Quibble Pants: "Hello, toys. Quibble Pants at your service."

Buzz Lightyear and Rex: "Quibble Pants!"

Woody: "What a surprises"

Quibble Pants: "Ready to collect the heavy stone for transportation for the mainland."

Woody: "Oh, uh, yes. But we were expecting you to arrive with empty wagons, not passenger buffaloes."

Rex: "You're brought the express buffaloes, Quibble Pants."

Narrator: "Proud Quibble Pants felt very silly now. Despite telling everyone that he wasn't going to, he had made a mistake after all."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "Whoo-hoo!"

Apple Bloom: "Ooh, Big Mac!"

Sweetie Belle: "I say, slow down."

Apple Bloom: "Oh, dear me, yes. Slow down."

Big Macintosh: (Groans)

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: (Yelping)

Apple Bloom: "Oh, dear!"

Narrator: "Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were not used to being express buffaloes and going too fast."

Sweetie Belle: "I feel quite giddy."

Apple Bloom: "I'm amazed we got here in one piece."

Big Macintosh: "Oh, the in... Quibble Pants, my buffaloes! Stop!"

Hoity Toity: "Quibble Pants? Quibble Pants, where are you going now?"

Quibble Pants: "Uh, taking these buffaloes back, sir. Need to take wagons instead, sir."

Hoity Toity: "Indeed, Quibble Pants. You have caused confusion and delay."

Quibble Pants: "Sorry, sir, didn't mean too. Made a mistake, sir."

Hoity Toity: "We all make mistakes, Quibble Pants, but we make more mistakes when we act like we know it all."

Quibble Pants: "Yes, sir. I know, sir. Won't let it happen again, sir."

Narrator: "At last, Quibble Pants collected the empty wagons, and took them up to the Blue Mountain Quarry.

But by the time the wagons were loaded up with stone,"

Quibble Pants: (Yawns)

Narrator: "It was too late to take them to the mainland. And Quibble Pants had to spend the night in the quarry again."

Rex: "Fancy bringing Big Mac's buffaloes up the quarry. The stones would have been very comfortable."

Woody, Buzz Lightyear and Rex: (Laugh)

Buzz Lightyear: "Every stone would have had a seat for itself."

Woody, Buzz Lightyear and Rex: (Laugh)

Quibble Pants: "Oh, oh, yes." (Laughs) "Oh, imagine; a stone on a seat." (Laugh) "Oh, that's very funny."

Quibble Pants, Woody, Buzz Lightyear and Rex: (Laugh)