Grandwarf (Pongo and Friends episode)

Grandwarf is the first episode of the fourth season of Pongo the Dalmatian and Friends, and the seventy-ninth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Granpuff.

Cast

 * Pongo (from 101 Dalmatians) as Thomas
 * Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Percy
 * Friar Tuck (from Robin Hood) as Toby
 * Jiminy Cricket (from Pinocchio) as Duck
 * Doc (from Snow White) as Duke
 * Grumpy (from Snow White) as Sir Handel/Falcon
 * Happy (from Snow White) as Peter Sam/Stuart
 * Kaa (from The Jungle Book) as Smudger
 * Professor Porter (from Tarzan) as The Mid-Sodor Railway Manager (does not speak)
 * Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry (cameo)
 * Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon (cameo)
 * Bashful (from Snow White) as Skarloey (cameo)
 * Sneezy (from Snow White) as Rheneas (cameo)
 * Merlin (from The Sword in the Stone) as Sir Robert Norramby (indirectly mentioned)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "One winter's night, when the cold wind blew, the Disney Characters found it hard to sleep."

Friar Tuck: "What we need..."

Narrator: "Suggested Friar Tuck,"

Friar Tuck: "Is to listen to a story."

Piglet: "A mysterious story."

Narrator: "Said Piglet."

Jiminy Cricket: "But,"

Narrator: "Added Jiminy,"

Jiminy Cricket: "It must have a happy ending."

Pongo: "Driver told me a story,"

Narrator: "Said Pongo. So everyone listened."

Pongo: "Once upon a time,"

Narrator: "Began Pongo."

Pongo: "There were three little dwarfs, who lived in their own little house on their own little land. Their names were Doc, Happy and Grumpy. Doc was the oldest, and was named after his grace, the Doc of Disneyland. He was proud of this, and loved to keep the younger dwarfs in order.

Whenever they did anything that Doc thought wrong, he would say,"

Doc: "That would never suit his grace."

Pongo: "Other dwarfs came and went, but Doc outlasted them all.

Happy and Grumpy used to call him 'Grandwarf.' They were fond of him, but they got very tired of hearing all about 'his grace'.

Sometimes they would tease him and chant,"

Grumpy and Happy: "Dwarfs come and dwarfs go, Grandwarf goes on forever."

Doc: "You impertinent scallywags!"

Pongo: "Doc would say."

Doc: "Whatever are you dwarfs coming to?"

Happy: "Never mind, Grandwarf. We're only young once."

Doc: "Well, you better mind. Unless you want to end up like Kaa."

Grumpy: "Oh, Grandwarf? What ever happened?"

Doc: "Kaa,"

Pongo: "Said Doc,"

Doc: "Was a show-off!

He rode roughly and often came off of the road.

I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice."

Kaa: "Listen, Docy, who worries about a few spills?"

Doc: "'We do here,' I said, but Kaa just laughed."

Kaa: "He he he he he!"

Doc: "Until one day, Professor Porter said he was going to make him useful at last. Kaa stopped laughing then."

Happy: "Why? W-w-what did he do?"

Doc: "He turned him into a generator. He's still out there behind our house. He'll never move again."

Pongo: "After that, Happy and Grumpy became really useful dwarfs, and all three were happy together for many years.

Then, hard times came. The companies near the hills closed, and the land was closed, too. People came to buy the dwarfs."

Passengers: "We'll take Happy and Grumpy."

Pongo: "No one wanted Doc. They thought him 'Too old'."

Happy: "Cheer up, Grandwarf."

Pongo: "Called Happy."

Happy: "We'll find you some nice land, and then you can come and keep us in order."

Pongo: "They tried to be brave and cheerful, but no one really thought their dreams would come true.

Doc's driver and fireman polished and greased him one last time. They sheeted him snugly, and said good-bye. They had to go away and find work. Doc was alone."

Doc: "Oh, well."

Pongo: "He sighed."

Doc: "I'll go to sleep. It'll help to pass the time."

Pongo: Winter torrents washed soil from the hills. Trees and bushes grew all around. You wouldn't have known a house was there, let alone a dwarf asleep inside."

Piglet: "That's not a happy ending!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Piglet."

Pongo: "Ah,"

Narrator: "Murmured Pongo sleepily."

Pongo: "There will be one, but that will have to wait until next time."