The Sad Story of Filthy Rich/Come Out, Filthy Rich!

The Sad Story of Big Macintosh, retitled Come Out, Big Macintosh! is the third episode of Spike the Dragon and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, The Sad Story of Henry/Come Out, Henry!.

Cast

 * Shining Armor as Edward
 * Big Macintosh as Henry
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Spike as Thomas (does not speak)
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Once a horse attached to a cart was afraid of a few drops of rain. It went into a tunnel and squeaked through its head and wouldn't come out again.

The horse's name is Big Macintosh. His driver and fireman argued with him, but he would not move."

Big Macintosh: "The rain will spoil my lovely red hair and cutie mark."

Narrator: "He said. The conductor blew his whistle till he had no more breath and waved his flag till his arms ached. But Big Mac still stayed in the tunnel and kicked dirt at him."

Big Macintosh: "I'm not going to spile my lovely red hair and cutie mark for you."

Narrator: "Then, along came Hoity Toity, the pony in charged of all the animals in Ponyville."

Hoity Toity: "We will pull you out."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity. But Big Mac only kicked dirt at him."

Narrator: "Everyone pull except Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Because, (cough)"

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "my doctor had forbidden me to pull."

Narrator: "But still Big Mac stayed in the tunnel.

Then they tried pushing from the other end. Hoity Toity said,"

Hoity Toity: "One, two, three, push!"

Narrator: "But he didn't help."

Hoity Toity: "(cough) My doctor has forbidden me to push."

Narrator: "He said. They pushed and pushed and pushed. But still Big Mac stayed in the tunnel.

At last Spike came along. The conductor waved his red flag and stopped him. Everyone argued with Big Macintosh."

Passengers: "Look, it has stopped raining."

Narrator: "They said."

Big Macintosh: "Yes, but it will begin again soon."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "And what would become of my red hair and cutie mark then?"

Narrator: "Spike pushed and puffed, and pushed as hard as ever he could. But still Big Mac stayed in the tunnel.

Eventually, even Hoity Toity gave up."

Hoity Toity: "We shall take away your road."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "And leave you here until you're ready to come out of the tunnel."

Narrator: "They took up the old road and built a wall in front of Big Mac so that other animals wouldn't bump into him.

All Big Mac could do was to watch the animals rushing through the other tunnel. He was very sad because he thought no one would ever see his lovely red hair and cutie mark again. As time went on, Shining Armor and Chief Thunderhooves would often pass by. Shining Armor would say,"

Shining Armor: "Hello."

Narrator: "And Chief Thunderhooves would say,"

Chief Thunderhooves: "Serves you right!"

Narrator: "Poor Big Macintosh had no energy to answer. His stamina had gone low. Soot and dirt from the tunnel spoiled his lovely red hair and cutie mark anyway. How long do you think Big Mac will stay in the tunnel before he overcomes his fear of the rain and decides to journey out again?"