Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/Fish In the Cowboy Hat (from At Home with Ernie and Bert)

Cast

 * Zoe Pumpkin as Ernie
 * Big Bird Yellow as Bert

Transcript
( Zoe Pumpkin walks in with a cooking pot and plops it on Big Bird Yellow 's head)

Zoe Pumpkin: Here Big Bird Yellow, try this on!

Big Bird Yellow: Hey, hey, Zoe Pumpkin, what are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?

Zoe Pumpkin: Well haa, ya see Big Bird Yellow, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the cookie jar.

Big Bird Yellow: Oh, Zoe Pumpkin, you didn't!

Zoe Pumpkin: Mmm hmmm.

Big Bird Yellow: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do with that pot there, huh?

Zoe Pumpkin: Well you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...

Big Bird Yellow: Yeah?

Zoe Pumpkin: Big Bird Yellow, um... just a second. I... I... I'll show you, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: (looks at camera) I don't understand.

Zoe Pumpkin: (brings in sugar bowl full of cookies) See, I broke the cookie jar and so I had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? (takes a taste of one)

Big Bird Yellow: Well... yeah, Zoe Pumpkin, but ... but if you put the cookies in the sugar bowl, then where'd ya put the sugar?

Zoe Pumpkin: Well, I'll show you, Big Bird Yellow! (famous Zoe Pumpkin hmm) Hmm hmm hmm (leaves with bowl and Big Bird Yellow looks at camera)

Big Bird Yellow: Yeah, show me. (does the famous head tilt)

Zoe Pumpkin: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.

Big Bird Yellow: In the flower pot?! Oh great ... just great. Well WHERE'D you put the flower that was growing there, huh?

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh I'll show you, Big Bird Yellow! (takes away the pot)

Big Bird Yellow: Ya gonna show me again ... I don't get this.

Zoe Pumpkin: (brings in milk bottle and flower) Ya see, I had to plant this flower here into this milk bottle, see ... nicely planted, I watered it and everything.

Big Bird Yellow: (Looking very stunned) ( Zoe Pumpkin looks straight into camera all proud, shaking his head about his nose) ZOE PUMPKIN!!!! (Shaking head)

Zoe Pumpkin: (Calmly) Hmm?

Big Bird Yellow: Well now WHERE is the milk?!

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh, I'll show you, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: ( Zoe Pumpkin leaves) Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Zoe Pumpkin, I... (looks at Zoe Pumpkin returning with a root beer bottle.. stunned)

Zoe Pumpkin: See I put the milk into the, uh, soda bottle.

Big Bird Yellow: (Gets close to Zoe Pumpkin in quiet voice gradually getting louder) Zoe Pumpkin... I'm trying to be patient, but WHERE is the soda??

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh just a second, Big Bird Yellow, I'll show you... (calmly as usual, Big Bird Yellow getting more stunned and irritated gives out his famous ... )

Big Bird Yellow: Aaaaaaahhhh!

Zoe Pumpkin: (Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl) It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in the (straining) mmm fishbowl.

Big Bird Yellow: In the fishbowl?! Zoe Pumpkin, this is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh... well, I'll show you, Big Bird Yellow. (even calmer than before)

Big Bird Yellow: (stares into camera as Zoe Pumpkin leaves for a few seconds and ...) Ooohhhh, Zoe Pumpkin, what are you doing now? (Mouth wider than ever in shock)

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Big Bird Yellow ... I put the fish in ... to ... the cowboy hat, ya see.

Big Bird Yellow: (looks down into hat as fish squirts water in Big Bird Yellow's face) Oh, no... Eeeyah! (wipes face and stands there with mouth firmly closed very angry)

Zoe Pumpkin: (points calmly at fish in hat) Take it easy there, fella.

Big Bird Yellow: (angrily) Zoe Pumpkin, Zoe Zingy Orange, that is MY cowboy hat ...

Zoe Pumpkin: Yeah, so? (VERY calmly)

Big Bird Yellow: But ya, you but the fish in it, now what am I gonna do when I wanna play cowboy?

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh, umm, well (reaches for pot and puts it on Big Bird Yellow 's head) Ride em cowboy, Big Bird Yellow! (pats Big Bird Yellow on back) (Zoe Pumpkin's patented laugh) Keheeheeheehee.

(End music begins with Big Bird Yellow standing there as usual, and Zoe Pumpkin leaving.)