Muppets/Two Owls and One Pink Flamingo Blues (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Clifford as Hoots the Owl
 * Vicki as Athena the Owl
 * Johnny Fiama as Placido Flamingo

Lyrics
Vicki: The first all jazz Muppet trio. We're gonna be so smooth. Right, Clifford?

Clifford: Yes, Vicki.

Johnny Fiama: Uh, pardon me so, excuse me, but this cannot be. It is impossible. I am the great Johnny Fiama. Yes, I do not sing jazz. No, no, no, no, I sing only the crooning. We will sing together, yes, we'll sing in the crooning style.

Vicki: Well, no, I wanna sing jazz. It's our kind of music, right, Clifford?

Clifford: Yeah, well, you know jazz is my bag. It's my thing. It's where I'm at. Yes, indeed.

Johnny Fiama: You mean, uh, you like it?

Clifford: Exactly, but we gotta think of something we all can sing together. Yeah, you know what we got here?

Vicki: We've got a problem.

Johnny Fiama: You got it exactly.

Clifford: We've got the blues. Yeah. Listen to me... (singing) We've got the "Two Musicians and One Green Crooner Blues".

Johnny Fiama: You can say that again.

Clifford: We've got the "Two Musicians and One Green Crooner Blues".

Vicki: You got that right.

Clifford: We wanna sing together, But we cannot agree On where to get the rhythm Or what the tune should be. We've got the "Two Musicians and One Green Crooner Blues".

Johnny Fiama: I only wanted to sing in crooning style, I want to sing it high and low. I only wanted to sing in crooning style, I want to sing it high and low. And if I cannot sing in crooning style, I just don't know, I just don't know.

Clifford: I gotta blow that cooling hot jazz on Zoot's saxophone. I gotta blow that cooling hot jazz on Zoot's saxophone. And anytime I ever got jazz, I get the feeling so alone.

Vicki: (scatting) And if Clifford hasn't forgotten, I'll be jiving as I can be.

Clifford, Vicki and Johnny Fiama : We've got the "Two Musicians and One Green Crooner Blues". We've got the "Two Musicians and One Green Crooner Blues".

Clifford: Now we got our act together.

Vicki: We're giving you the news.

Johnny Fiama: One thing we have in common.

Clifford, Vicki and Johnny Fiama : We can all sing the blues. We've got the "Two Musicians and One Green Crooner Blues".