Susu Underground/Three Catys and a Baby

This is the transcript for the Susu Underground episode "Three Catys and a Baby".

Script
[''The episode begins in an alley as thunder booms and lightning flashes. The camera focuses on several pieces of paper as they float away.'']
 * Duchess (to the viewers): The most difficult thing a mother has to do is to let go of her children. For some, it happens when the children no longer need them.

[When the camera stops at Wilde's base, thunder booms and lightning flashes again.]
 * Duchess: They are the lucky ones.

[''Susu, Lulu, and Mimi all peer from behind a corner as thunder booms and lightning flashes again. Lulu looks through a pair of binoculars, and the camera cuts to a view from inside them as she looks down at the bottom of Wilde's base.''
 * Lulu (heard offscreen): Looks clear!

[Lulu puts down her binoculars.]
 * Susu: Ready to rock n' roll?

[Susu winks at the camera as it moves towards Mimi.]
 * Mimi: Drumroll, please.

[''Mimi walks up to Susu, and Sonic picks her up with her right paw and Sonia up with her left. Lulu gasps as she is picked up.'']
 * Susu: Hold on to your lunch!

[''Susu runs towards Wilde's base, with Lulu and Mimi in tow, leaving a trail of fire. Inside Wilde's base, Rot and Seymour watch from a monitor.'']
 * Rot: Here they come!

[''The camera zooms out, revealing Rot and Seymour as Wilde shuts the monitor off. Rot and Seymour turn to face Wilde.'']
 * Wilde Wolf (heard offscreen): Good! What about the bait?

[''Rot is now holding a remote control in his left hand. He presses a button on it, and points it at a robot of a baby cat with black and white fur, wearing only a pink diaper. The robot awakens, sits up, and cries.'']
 * Wilde Wolf: Ah, what a delightful sound. The sound that will lead us to Sanctuary. Now, shut it up!

[Rot points his remote at the robot and presses the button, and the robot stops crying.]
 * Seymour: Um, what's Sanctuary?

[Rot grabs Seymour's chest with his right paw.]
 * Rot: Idiot! We've talked about this all week!
 * Seymour: We have?
 * Rot: Listen this time! Sanctuary is the place where the Freedom Fighters raise their children!
 * Wilde Wolf (heard offscreen): And we're going to destroy it, and put an end to those brats growing up to be Freedom Fighters! Oh! (as he slams his right fist on his control panel) Enough of this! Are the baby's audio and visual units activated?

[Rot walks up to the robot.]
 * Rot: Yes, Wilde.

[''Rot picks up the robot with both his hands and walks up to Seymour with it. He presses a button on the control panel with his right paw, and a view of Seymour waving his right paw from the robot's eyes are shown on the monitor, and Seymour looks up at the monitor.'']
 * Rot: See? It has built-in video and audio. We will see and hear everything the Catys do!

[Wilde switches the station on the monitor so it shows him.]
 * Wilde Wolf: Excellent. It's the most life-like robot ever made. What is your back-up in case of a malfunction?

[Rot reaches behind his back with his right paw and pulls out his remote.]
 * Rot: The baby basket!

[Rot points his remote at Seymour, who holds out both his hands like stop signs and waves them in disapproval.]
 * Seymour: No! I don't want to be...

[Before Seymour can finish, Rot presses the button on his remote, turning Seymour into a baby basket, with a pillow and a blanket inside.]
 * Seymour: A basket!
 * [In the next scene, which takes place outside Wilde's base, a Skarmory shines its light and walks away. It walks past a manhole cover, which Susu pushes open with her left paw. She, Lulu, and Mimi all peer out and look at the door.]
 * Susu: Okay, Mimi, you're on!
 * [Mimi walks out of the manhole as the camera zooms in on Susu. Mimi runs up to the door and puts a key in the keyhole. She turns it as she moves it up, turning the red LED light green, implying the door is unlocked. Mimi turns to face Susu and Lulu.]
 * Mimi: Clear!
 * [Mimi opens the door, and the camera moves over to a vault, which she and Lulu walk up to. Mimi places a transmitter on the vault, and Lulu sets her laptop down on the control panel and opens it. She types on it as Susu impatiently paces the floor.]
 * Susu: Get it yet?
 * [Lulu turns to face Susu.]
 * Lulu: Susu, we just started!
 * [The code, 74998-772114 appears on Lulu's laptop, and the camera moves to the transmitter, which causes the handle of the vault to turn, unlocking the safe and opening it. Susu runs into the vault, opens a drawer, and runs the fingers from both her paws through the files. She then pulls out a floppy disk, which she is holding in her right paw.]
 * Susu (whispering): Intelligence was right! "Plans For Microroboticizer"!
 * [Lulu, who is now holding the floppy disk in her left hand, places it in her laptop. She types on her laptop, and the blueprints for the Microroboticizer appear on the screen.]
 * Susu (whispering): That thing's no bigger than a pencil!
 * Lulu: Oh, my gosh! (as Susu walks up to her and Mimi) If Wilde perfects this, his spies could sneak up on freedom fighters!
 * [Susu and Mimi turn to face each other]
 * Mimi: And one wave of that wand, and poof! You're a goner!
 * [The control panel explodes, pushing Susu, Lulu, and Mimi down.]
 * Susu: Hey!
 * Lulu: [screams]
 * [The explosion is revealed to have come from the laser from one of the three Skarmory's that have walked in. Susu runs up to Lulu and Mimi, and runs away, carrying the former in her left paw, and the latter in his right. A Skarmory fires, but misses, as Susu runs out the doorway, with Lulu and Mimi in tow. She runs away from Wilde's base, leaving a trail of fire behind, as the Skarmorys chase him. As soon as they are out of sight, she, Lulu, and Mimi are revealed to have hidden behind an alley, and they all peer out of it. Unknown to them, Wilde is watching them on his monitor, courtesy of the robot baby.]
 * Wilde: Excellent! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 * [The camera zooms out on the monitor, revealing Rot to be facing Wilde.]
 * Susu: Okay, they're gone! Let's blow this dump!
 * Wilde: Activate the brat!
 * [Susu and Lulu jump out of the alley and walk away, until they hear the robot baby crying. They both stop and gasp upon hearing it. Mimi jumps out and lands next to them.]
 * Mimi: What was that?
 * Lulu: It sounded like a baby!
 * [The robot baby cries again, and Susu, Lulu, and Mimi all turn to face it. Wilde watches in delight, and the camera zooms in on his face.]
 * Susu (heard offscreen): What would a baby be doing in this dump?
 * [Susu, Lulu, and Mimi all walk up to the robot baby. Susu and Lulu crouch down to her level.]
 * Lulu: Awww! What a little angel!
 * [Susu gives an unamused stare as Lulu sticks out her left paw and Mimi crouches down to the robot baby's level.]
 * Mimi: Huh, sure doesn't smell like an angel! Oh, P.U.!
 * [The robot baby stares at Lulu's left paw, until she pulls it away from her.]
 * Susu: Cute little guy! (as she stands up) Kinda reminds me of me, when I was a baby!
 * Mimi (as she waves her left paw in front of her head): You mean the smelly part?
 * [Susu turns to face Mimi and glares angrily at her upon hearing this. Mimi stands up.]
 * Mimi: What'll we do with it?
 * [Susu scratches her head with her right paw. Wilde and Rot watch this from his base.]
 * Lulu: Oh, take her with us, of course! We certainly can't leave her here!
 * Wilde: Excellent! Take the little brat, and lead me to Sanctuary! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 * [The screen fades to black, then to the next scene, which shows a view outside the Caty's hideout. The robot baby cries as the camera zooms in on the entrance. Inside, Susu is holding a green bag in her left paw. She reaches in with her right paw and pulls out a pink and green rattle, then puts it down on the table in front of her, next to two bottles and a box of diapers.]
 * Lulu (heard offscreen): Poor little girl was starving!
 * [The camera moves over to Lulu and Mimi, the former of whom is sitting on the chair, holding the robot kitten in her left paw, and a bottle in her right, as she is feeding him from the bottle, and the latter of whom is sitting on the couch.]
 * Mimi: Yo, she still reeks! When are you gonna change her diapers?
 * Lulu: Oh, no, sister dear! I'm feeding him! You and Susu get to change her diapers!
 * Mimi: What?! No way! I don't have a clue!
 * [Mimi jumps off the couch. She holds out her arms as Lulu, who is carrying the robot kitten in her arms, walks up to her and hands the robot kitten to her.]
 * Lulu: It's time you learned!
 * [Susu walks away as the robot kitten grabs Mimi's nose with her right paw. Susu holds out her right paw as Lulu reaches into the box of diapers with her right paw, pulls out a pink diaper identical to the one the robot kitten is wearing, and hands it to Susu. Susu pulls out a pink clothespin, which she is holding in her left paw, and runs up to Mimi. Mimi hands the robot kitten to Susu, who now has the pink clothespin on her nose.]
 * Susu (in a nasal voice): Watch closely, sis! Next time, you're doing it!
 * [Susu holds up the robot kitten and walks towards the chair. Lulu and Mimi, the latter of whom is scratching her head with her right paw, watch as Susu sets the robot kitten down on the chair, which now has the clean diaper on its left armrest. Susu changes the robot kitten's diapers really fast, and is now holding the dirty diaper in her right paw. She tosses it into the air. Lulu has her eyes shut, but Mimi watches as Susu is now holding a yellow bag in both her pawd and opens it. The dirty diaper falls into the bag, and Susu ties it shut really fast. She tosses the bag at Mimi with her left paw.]
 * [Mimi catches the bag with the dirty diaper in it with both her paws, and Susu breathes nasally as she holds her arms out at the robot kitten. Mimi is now holding the bag with the dirty diaper in it in her left paw as Lulu, who is carrying Seymour in her arms, walks past her.]
 * Susu: Okay, and now we have to find out who this baby belongs to!
 * Mimi: Yeah, and before his diapers need changing again!
 * [Mimi walks away, carrying the bag with the dirty diaper in it. Susu, who is now holding the robot kitten in both her paws, sets her down in Seymour. The robot kitten coos as Lulu pulls the covers over her body with both her paws. The robot kitten falls asleep and licks her left paw. Lulu shushes Susu with her right index finger, and they both tiptoe away. As soon as they're out of sight, the robot kitten, who is now lucking her right paw, opens her eyes. A view of the ceiling of the Catys' hideout is shown on Wilde's monitor.]
 * Rot: I got a fix on the house! Let's pick them up now!
 * Wilde: No! We'll wait! (as he runs his the fingers from his right hand through his mustache) They'll lead us to Sanctuary, then we'll destroy them all!
 * [Wilde looks at the monitor, which still shows the ceiling of the Catys' hideout.]
 * Wilde: I can't see or hear them! Do something!
 * [Wilde slams his right fist on his control panel. Rot then turns to face the control panel.]
 * Rot: Seymour, move to the door so we can see the Catys!
 * [Seymour's face emerges, and he sprouts arms, legs and a tail. He walks up to the ajar door, hearing Mimi talk to Susu and Lulu.]
 * Mimi (heard offscreen): No way, no how, nuh-uh!
 * [A view from the doorway is shown as Mimi nods her head, "No", at Susu and Lulu.]
 * Mimi: I do not babysit!
 * Susu: Hey, sis, look at it this way; the sooner we find the kid's parents, the sooner she's out of here, and you'll never have to babysit again!
 * [Mimi turns away from Susu and shuts her eyes. Lulu walks up to her and puts her left paw on her left shoulder.]
 * Lulu: And while Susu checks the underground, I'll check with all my society friends!
 * Susu: Besides, she'll probably sleep ti'll we get back! See ya!
 * [Susu and Lulu walk away.]
 * Lulu (heard offscreen): "Bye!"
 * [The sound of the door opening and closing can be heard. The robot kitten cries again, and Mimi stares in disdain.]
 * Mimi: Great!
 * [The robot kitten continues crying, and the screen fades to black, ending the first act. The second act begins with a view outside the Catys' hideout. The camera zooms in on the entrance as the Robot kitten cries.]
 * Mimi (heard offscreen): Aw, come on, kid! Have a heart!
 * [Mimi crosses her arms and frowns. As the Robot kitten continues crying, she picks her up with both her paws.]
 * Mimi: Dude, I fed you, changed your yucky diapers, what else is wrong, huh?
 * [The Robot kitten continues crying, and Mimi has a confused expression on her face.]
 * Mimi: Huh? Ah, that's it! You gotta burp, right?
 * [Mimi holds the Robot kitten in her right arm as she pats her back with her left paw. The robot kitten burps, and Mimi has a surprised expression on her face. She is now back to holding her in both her paws.]
 * Mimi: Way to go, girl!
 * [The Robot kitten giggles at Mimi.]
 * Mimi: Oh, you are kinda cute!
 * [Mimi holds up the Robot kitten.]
 * Manic: I know what you need; a little ride with the top down!
 * [An image of Susu's electric guitar is used as a transition to the next scene, where Mimi is riding her hoverboard with the Robot kitten inside Seymour, who is tied to his back.]
 * Mimi: So what do you think, kid? Is this beyond cool or what?
 * [The Robot kitten giggles in delight, while Seymour has a terrified expression on his face. Mimi continues riding on her hoverboard, looping on it, and doing a barrel roll. Seymour now has a queasy expression on his face, and groans. Mimi loops on her hoverboard again, and the Robot kittens giggles in delight again. Mimi looks back at her, and flies her hoverboard over the city, then back into the Catys' hideout. The Robot kitten giggles as Mimi, who is now holding Seymour in her right paw, jumps off his hoverboard and sets Seymour down on the table.]
 * Mimi: Yeah, you liked that, didn't you, didn't you? Baby wanna take a widdwe wide again, huh?
 * [Mimi grabs her hoverboard with her left paw and points at the Robot kitten with his right index finger. Seymour groans, and sounds as if he is going to throw up. This gets Mimi's attention, as she turns to face her.]
 * Mimi: Huh?
 * [Mimi drops her hoverboard and walks up to Seymour and the Robot kitten.]
 * Mimi: Hey, little dude! You got a tummy ache?
 * [The Robot kitten moves her arms excitedly.]
 * Mimi: Hey, does the good girl like moosic?
 * [Mimi runs away, then stops on the other side of the room. She touches her medallion with her left paw, and her drum set appears. She is now holding a drumstick in each paw as she sits down at it.]
 * Mimi: Get ready, kid! Here comes!
 * [The Robot kitten opens his eyes, which now inexplicably have tears in them. Mimi plays a single note on his drum set, then drums on it excitedly. The Robot kitten waves her arms excitedly, while Seymour growls. An image of Susu's electric guitar is used as a transition to the next scene, where the Robot kitten is now sitting in Mimi's lap and holding one of Mimi's drumsticks in both her paws, which she uses to drum on Mimi's drum set.]
 * Mimi: All right, you're a natural! Let's jam!
 * [Mimi is now holding her other drum stick in her right hand, and she and the Robot kitten play her drum set together. The Robot kitten giggles as they play together, but Seymour is more annoyed than ever, and he growls sprouts arms with hands to cover his ears with. Meanwhile, Susu is rested against a building as he waits impatiently for Lulu, who runs up to him.]
 * Susu: Any luck?
 * Lulu: Checked everywhere; nada!
 * [Susu and Lulu look at each other, and the latter shrugs her shoulders. She then walks up to Susu and holds onto her with both her paws, and Susu runs away, with her in tow, creating a dust cloud. Back at the Catys' hideout, the Robot kitten is now asleep in Seymour, holding one of Mimi's drumsticks in both her paws as the camera zooms out on him. Mimi watches over her, and tucks her in with her right paw.]
 * Mimi: You're pretty cool, kid! You know what? You need a name! Lil? Nah, Penelope, Marie?
 * [Mimi rapidly nods her head, no.]
 * Mimi: Nah!
 * [Mimi snaps the fingers on her left paw, then stands up. She points at the Robot kitten with hrt left index finger.]
 * Mimi: Pussyfoot! Pussyfoot Caty! Ha ha!
 * [Mimi kisses Pussyfoot on his forehead and cuddles her with her right index finger.]
 * Mimi: Check you later, Pussyfoot!
 * [Mimi walks through the doorway and looks back at Pussyfoot. She then grabs a door in each paw and and pulls them shut. Susu and Lulu have returned, as Susu now screeches to a halt.]
 * Mimi: Shhh! You guys back already?
 * [Mimi walks up to Susu and Lulu. As Pussyfoor continues sleeping, Seymour has fallen asleep as well.]
 * Rot (heard over Pussyfoot's transmitter): Seymour, wake up, you idiot! We can't hear what they're saying!
 * [Seymour awakens and sprouts arms, legs and a tail. He crawls up to the door and pushes it open ajar with both his paws. Pussyfoot awakens, and she and Seymour look over at Mimi sitting on a chair and talking to Susu and Lulu on the other side, which Wilde and Rot watch from Wilde's base.]
 * Mimi: Oh, we had a great time! She cried, I fed him, she cried, I burped him, then I cried, we ralphed on my vest!
 * [Mimi jumps off his chair and walks away. She turns to face Susu and Lulu, who look at her in confusion, remembering how she felt about babysitting Pussyfoot earlier that day. Susu looks back at Lulu, who shrugs her shoulders at her, then back at Mimi.]
 * Lulu: So, you won't mind taking care of her while we try to find the Roboticiser prototype tonight?
 * [Susu runs up to Mimi and looks over her.]
 * Mimi: Oh, no prob! Huh?
 * [Susu taps Mimi on her back with her right index finger. She grabs him by her vest with both her paws as she stares angrily at her.]
 * Susu: Okay, who are you and what did you do with the real Mimi?
 * [Mimi puts her paws on Susu's arms.]
 * Mimi: Ha ha! So me and Pussyfoot spent a little quality time and now we're buds!
 * [In his base, Wilde twiddles the fingers on his right paw as he watches Mimi talking to Susu and Lulu.]
 * Lulu: Pussyfoot?
 * [Mimi turns to face Lulu.]
 * Mimi: Well, she needed a name.
 * Susu: Pussyfoot Caty... way cool!
 * [Lulu crosses her arms and frowns.]
 * Lulu: So we got tonight covered, but what about after that?
 * [Mimi points at Lulu with her right index finger.]
 * Mimi: We should take her to Sanctuary!
 * [In his base, Wilde grins evilly as he hears this. The camera zooms in on him.]
 * Wilde: Yes! Ha ha ha ha! Show me Sanctuary!
 * Lulu (heard on the monitor): No, we can't!
 * [WIlde gasps upon hearing this.]
 * Lulu: Too many things to do!
 * [Susu walks past Lulu and Mimi.]
 * Mimi: But...
 * [Lulu puts her right paw on Mimi's back.]
 * Lulu: It's okay, Mimi! We can leave the baby in front of the underground shelter! He'll be fine!
 * [Mimi frowns and crosses her arms in disapproval.]
 * Mimi: No way! Those places get raided all the time!
 * [Susu and Lulu look at each other, then back at Mimi.]
 * Mimi: Got a better idea! I'll take her to the sanctuary tonight, while you guys are on a mission!
 * [Wilde watches from his base and nods his head, "Yes" upon hearing what Mimi said.]
 * Susu (heard over the monitor): It's too dangerous to take that journey alone! You know that!
 * [WIlde nods his head, "No" upon hearing what Susu said. As Seymour and Pussyfoot watch over the Catys, the latter cries. Seymour lets go of the doors, and they shut. Susu, Lulu, and Mimi all gasp when they hear Pussyfoot's crying. As Pussyfoot continues crying, Seymour tries to run back to the couch, but trips and falls over.]
 * Seymour: Whoa! Oof!
 * [Seymour jumps back onto the couch and hides his face, arms, legs and tail. Mimi pushes the doors open with both her paws, and walks into the room.]
 * Lulu: Maybe he's hungry!
 * [Susu and Lulu follow Mimi into the room. They stop and look at each other, and Susu holds up her right index finger.]
 * Susu: I've got something for him!
 * [Susu runs up to Mimi, Pussyfoot, and Seymour. As Mimi rocks Hip in Dingo with both her paws, Susu, who is holding a chili dog in her left paw, looks over them. Susu tries to give Pussyfoot the chili dog, but Mimi pushes it away with her right paw. Lulu walks up to them.]
 * Mimi: Whoa, Susu! Babies don't eat chili dogs!
 * Susu: Her loss! Ah, a work of art!
 * [Susu puts the chili dog in her mouth and eats it. Pussyfoot cries again.]
 * Mimi: I know what she wants; music!
 * [Mimi runs to the other side of the room and touches her medallion with her left paw. Pussyfoot looks over at her and stops crying. She smiles when Mimi's drum set appears, and Mimi jumps into it.]
 * Lulu: Amazing! (as she turns to face Mimi and points at her with her left index finger) "Well then, let's give her a song!
 * [Lulu walks up to Manic. She touches her medallion with both her paws, and her keyboard appears. Susu's electric guitar appears, and she grabs it with both her hands. All three Catys are now playing their instruments as spotlights of their respective colors shine over them.]