Apocalypse Pony/Dora the Explorer

Cast

 * Diego as Little Boy
 * Dora as Little Girl
 * Dora's Mom as Mom
 * Dora's Dad as Dad
 * Boots as Pestilence Pony
 * Benny as Famine Pony
 * Tico as War Pony
 * Swiper as Death Pony

Transcript
(To start the sketch, Diego (with a green crayon) and Dora (with a red one) are drawing on the wall of their living room. On it are the word "FART" written twice and the Robot Chicken.)

Announcer: Uh-oh - are you kids being bad?

Children: Yeah!

Announcer: You know what that means!

Children: Punishment from above!

(The four Apocalypse Animals fly in through the window.)

Female Singer: Dora the Explorer: Apocalypse Animals! Punish mankind for their sins!

Boots: I'm Pestilence Boots! [laughs and sprinkles some gray dust onto Dora below]

Dora: I love you, Pestilence Boots.

(Suddenly, she starts coughing from bubonic plague from the dust.)

Benny: I'm Famine Benny! [moos, shoots a ray of light, empties a bag of chips Diego is eating, and covers his face with soot and ash, choking him in the process]

Tico: Yay! War Tico!

(As the song continues, he sets the couch and many other things in the living room on fire by blowing it from his mouth, causing the smoke alarm to ring. Then the children's parents run into the room, confused by what's going on.)

Dad: Hey, what's all this racket?

Mom: [hugging her kids] My goodness!

Swiper: And I am [demonic voice] Death Swiper!

Mom: Oh, how sad. The poor thing can't hear.

Diego: [scared, eyes wide] No, Mom, I think he said-

(Swiper roars, spews out a bigger beam of light, and disintegrates the family into skeletons, which drop into piles. Then we cut to a screen with the four Apocalypse Animals; a second later, a rainbow fades in with the words "Apocalypse Animal" shining in from a comet that sweeps across.)

Female Singer: Dora the Explorer: Apocalypse Animal! Punish mankind for their sins!

Dora's Skull: [popping into the screen with a circle] I love you, Apocalypse Animals!

(As always, we end with static.)