Mercy And Austin Meets The Brave Little Toaster Transcript

Part 1
Walt Disney Pictures Presents

An Cartoon Network Production

A Hyperion Pictures And Kushner-Locke Production

Mercy And Braden Meets The Brave Little Toaster

[Our story begins in an old countryside cottage which seemed abandoned for years & it's only inhabitants were a few appliances we see a toaster with a perfect reflection of the morning sun rising up & then under the stairs closet was a big vacuum & then up the stairs we go in the little boy's room where we see a picture of a young boy next to a smart red radio then all of a sudden…]

Radio: [turns on] good morning good morning good morning! That was a billion & one strings playing one of your all time favorite tunes! At the top of the news this morning there's monkey business in Utah oh but seriously now it seems a band of renegade chimpanzees have kidnapped a puddle surprise winning poet Lester Charles & on demanding…

Lampy's Voice: hey what's the big idea? I'm attempting to get some sleep!

Radio: look buddy I'm doin' a broadcast do ya mind? [Then a light hit the radio] WHOA! Not in the face pal! Now let me see uh oh yeah the chimps are protesting…

[Then a small brown lamp hopped on the bed to the radio]

Lampy: I've got a good mind to reset your alarm! PERMANENTLY!

Radio: sorry folks we seem to be experiencing a little technical difficulty but I'm sure it's noting we can't HANDLE! [Does more Radio gibberish until the lamp shut him off]

Lampy: hoo you can't even your own thoughts around here with all the racket around here

[Then the radio shot up & pushed the lamp right off the bed]

Lampy: HOLY MOTHER OF EDISON! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! YOU MIGHT HAVE BROKEN MY BULB!

Radio: [turns on] I'm thinkin' you think too much pal what we need is some wake-up music!

[Then the radio started singing on a small yellow electric blanket until the radio fell off almost hitting the lamp & causing a huge thud to be heard downstairs where we see a huge gray air conditioner he turned his switches to On & Cool & then he coughed out a small piece of dust & the instant it fell on the floor the vacuum woke up & started cleaning the floor & screen at the same time he left smiling & in the kitchen we see the toaster waking up with steam coming from up top & then POP! Nothing came out then he heard the commotion going downstairs he unplugged himself & went down using a broom & putting it back in place meanwhile the lamp & the radio were still arguing then the blanket followed them & the vacuum was just annoyed but the toaster was interested then the lamp hit the wall when he was trying to get to the radio]

Toaster: [chuckling]

[Then the lamp had the radio cornered then the blanket slid down & was heading toward the lamp & the radio but the battle continued so then the toaster let the vacuum pass & then]

Kirby: [getting the blanket stuck in his sucker] OH WHOA! OH NO WHAT!

[This made the battle finally stop]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: hey what's going on? What's going on? Who turned out the lights?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: good morning everyone

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: good morning Toaster

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: hey Slots!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: salutations

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: [muffled speaking]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[So the lamp & the radio pulled the blanket out of the vacuum & Toaster put him upright again]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: ah thanks

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: so what's in our lineup today?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: what are our instructions?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: what do you mean what are we gonna do today? The same thing we've done for the last 2000 days! CHORES!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: chores?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: it'll be fun!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: fun? Some fun! Listen to this! It's a broadcast from Evan fields & it's the top of the ninth...

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: [turns off the radio] I don't understand how chores could be fun

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: it's not supposed to be fun it's WORK!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: I don't like to work without the master

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: well ok if you guys don't want to work why don't we play a game?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: a game?! What sort of a game?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: what are the rules?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: there's only one rule you can't stop until the house is cleaned

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Appliances: boo!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then Toaster whispered something to the radio]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: gotcha, pal! leave it to me!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then Toaster popped the radio up on the stair rails]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: hang onto your hats you devil dogs! Cause the master be-bop master of all time is gonna give you a SOUL INJECTION!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Meanwhile about a few miles from the cottage I was riding my bike on an old country road. I had ridden my bike outside of town and got lost.]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: Now where I am. Huh, I shouldn't of left town. I guess some things I never learn. [I say the cottage.] Hmmm... wonder if they could help me.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: Yeah. I Agreed. Just To Be Here Any Minute Now.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then all of a sudden]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: Wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Outside]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: [after hearing the scatting] WHAT?!?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop bam boo

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then the appliances started work Lampy & Blanky looked between the books & Blanky took out a cobweb & shook it off making Lampy laugh]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: I got a gal, named Sue,

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">She knows just what to do. .....

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">I got a gal, named Sue,

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">She knows just what to do. .....

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">I've been to the east, I've been to the west, but

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">she's the gal

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">That I love the best.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">HOOO! Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Thumping]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop bam boo

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Outside I heard the thumping as the couch nearly flattened Kirby & Radio was dancing on the couch Then Blanky & Toaster were cleaning the windows soon I was almost to the door]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: I got a gal, named Daisy,

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">She almost drives me crazy ....

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">I got a gal, named Daisy,

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">She almost drives me crazy ....

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">She knows how to love me ,

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Yes indeed

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Boy you don't know,

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">What she's doing to me

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">HOOO! Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy…

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then all of a sudden]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: [knocks on the door]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Appliances: [GASP!]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: EVERYONE TO YOUR PLACES HURRY!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then everyone quickly got into their places and outside I twisted the doorknob & the door slowly opened]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: [coming in] HELLO? is anybody here? I'm lost and need to know where I am, and how to get back to North Carolina.

Mercy: Hello, Everyone!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Appliances: [whispering] who is that? It's not the master it's gotta be some kind of wanderer of the woods!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: who said that?! [Scared] o-o-okay you've had your fun I heard music! [Takes a bat] ok come out & I won't have to use this! [Goes over to the closet] I know you're in there! The jig is up! [Opens the door quickly]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: [springs onto my face] HA!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: [screaming then takes Blanky off my face & trips over Kirby]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: HEY WATCH IT!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: AH! [Backs onto a table where Radio]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: watch the antennae boy!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: ACK! [Backs onto a drawer table where Lampy was]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: don't break my bulb!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: YAH! [Backs onto the wall like a chicken as the appliances slowly got closer to me] JUST EAT ME NOW! AND DON'T HURRY! I'VE GOT A FULL LIFE AHEAD OF ME!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: [goes up to me] hey easy fella we're not gonna eat you!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: you're not?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: yeah what did you think this was? Halloween?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: it's the middle of July.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: no I mean the movie

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: oh ya I-I MEAN NO! What ARE you things!? Appliances shouldn't talk! I should know I have a few of my own!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: we should properly introduce ourselves my name is Toaster

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: I'm Blanky.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: Maximus T. Radio at your service but you can call me Radio!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: riiight and I'm Lampy.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Kirby just stood there & didn't say anything]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: Kirby why don't you introduce yourself?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: [pulls Toaster away] what are you doing?! You know we appliances don't move around to humans! It's against our nature!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: I'm afraid it's too late for that now it seems this boy now knows that we can move

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: [sighs] fine but don't expect anything! [Rolls over to me] name's Kirby just Kirby so there! [Backs away]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: uh yeah so uh my name is Mercy it's uh nice to meet you I guess.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: And My Name Is Braden. That's Why.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: say how did you get here anyway?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: I was riding my bike outside of town and got lost. I need to know where I am and how to get back to North Carolina.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: sure we'll tell you where you are and how to get back, but first how would you like to help us?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: help you with what?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: we were playing a chores game

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden And Mercy: WHAT?!?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: and there's only one rule we can't stop until the house is clean

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: I uh don't understand this at all but I guess I can help [goes over to Kirby's handle]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: hands off the handle!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: okay okay! [Backs up]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: Alright, Radio, You Can Continue The Song Now If You Like.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: Alright, Mercy! That's Just What I Wanted To Hear. Now as I was singing…

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Switches back to the song]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop bam boo

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">YOW!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then Kirby danced secretly until Lampy pulled up & Kirby left]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: YEAH! Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">HOOO! Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">A-wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop bam boo

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then Braden, Mercy & the 4 appliances danced & then Blanky just spaced out Toaster noticed this]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: HEY! HEY! Shh! QUIET! It's the blanket!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then Braden, Mercy & the others stopped suddenly]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: What Is It, Blanky?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: [quietly] a car…

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: A CAR?!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Appliances: A CAR?!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: wait what do you mean? What car? OH! [Kirby runs me over] OW!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then the appliances set up a tower going to the attic]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: all right fellas steady a little to the left oh careful now!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: I'm gonna fall.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: keep climbing! & you get that light outta my eyes!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Lampy turns off light & Blanky continues up to the attic then he looks out the boarded up oval window & sees the car coming down the road]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: can you see?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: is it him? Is it him?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: any news? I'm dyin' down here!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: is it the master? Is it the master? [Echoes]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: it's him he's back! [Then he dreams that he & his master were together again] is the master! [then he flies down the stairs & the door opens] IT'S THE MASTER!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Young master: Blanky!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: master!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Young master: Blanky!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then just as they were about to hug he disappears & the car he thought it was drove by making the poor blanket whimper]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: well was it him? [Toaster glares at him] well I'm just curious asking whether or not it was him I hate being left in the dark you know [sees Blanky coming back down] I guess we can assume that it wasn't him right?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: let's get back to work!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[The appliances then put everything back]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: sorry for that little interruption folks return to our regularly scheduled program at this time.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: would someone tell me what's going on?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: it's an old friend of ours

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: he left a few years ago & for some reason he didn't come back

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: does this often happen?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: whenever there's a car.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: But I Thought Blanky Misses The Master So Much. Poor Little Girly.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then Blanky comes back holding the picture of his master and they Sobs] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: Oh, CRY CRY! WEEP WAIL & SOB! IT'S DISGUSTING! EVERY TIME I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! EVERY SINGLE give me that stupid picture! [tries to vacuum it away from him]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: NO NO!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: I just put it away!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: in the garbage!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: no you can't!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: wimp!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: LET GO!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: he's not coming back anyway!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: he might the fact is there's just not enough facts

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: [does wrestling announcing then Lampy turns him off again]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then all pull on the picture making it go up high]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: what's all this fighting got to do with a-[CONK!] FIZZLING FIREBOXES! [faints then the picture shatters right next to me]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden, Mercy And Appliances: [gasps]

Toaster, Lampy, Blanky And Radio, Mercy And Braden: Awww!

Kirby: Oh No.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[then they all look at the picture of their master then all of a sudden gusts of wind appear along with laughing all coming from the air conditioner]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: what are you laughing at?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: [stops laughing] absolutely nothing nothing at all.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: I think he was laughing at us.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: you know something you're a real bright little lamp.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: Oh, thanks! [sees Toaster glaring] hey!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: you guys really have an attachment for that kid don't ya?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: yes he was our master.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: well that's real nice & any day now he might come romping back huh? Just come whistling right back in through that door & everything will be the same, real peachy keen like.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: uh-huh!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: it's a possibility.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: well at least we try to be optimistic.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: optimistic?! Somebody untie the knot in this guy's cord & you've also got the backtubes to talk to a human I mean look at him he doesn't even look trustworthy!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: [wakes up] huh? Who says I'm not trustworthy?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: I did stupid the name's Air Conditioner by the way I blow air as cold as the winter in the summer & I blow air as hot as the summer in the winter

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: What?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: why did you stumble here anyway? Were you trying to get us exposed?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: No! I was was riding my bike outside of town & the next minute I knew I got lost & I thought someone here could tell me where I am so I can back home.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: well you'd better try another cabin kid the we don't know where in the manufacturing world this place is.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: Oh, YEAH, Air Conditioner? Well, why don't you just shut off!?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: hey I'm real scared there Kirby what are ya gonna do? Suck me to death?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: HUMPH!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: what is it with you guys anyway you act like you just came off the assembly line now get this through your chrome we've been dumped abandoned! And we don't talk to humans!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: but he loved us

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: that's right

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: besides Braden And Mercy looks trustworthy to me.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Me: that's right I never tell a friend's secret & these guys are my new friends

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: So, what? he's a kid, he has a family. they move away, he moves away. it's a package deal.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: but maybe they're all-

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: he's not coming back! Pure & simple & you guys have to kick that human out & make him forget this ever happened before he tells his friends about us.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: oh yeah! did you talk to him recently or something they could drive up any second.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: you really think so?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: I'm not talking to you!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Radio: and what have you got against Mercy And Braden? He says he'll never tell I believe him.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: you believe anything.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: the whole bunch of ya gotta have a combined wattage of 5 maybe less it's been years! it's scrap metal time! And maybe worse if that human tells the media.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: well you can do what you like. we're not gonna give up hope or the trustworthiness of a new friend!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: that's real touching, Toaster. you're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: I think you're jealous!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy: Dim?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: yeah, because the master never played with you.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: And You Are Never See That Evil Dorks Ever Again!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: BECAUSE YOU'RE STUCK IN A WALL!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: yeah, I have any air conditioner back home he's never talked to me but he sure wasn't mean like you!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then the Air Conditioner began to splutter cold air]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: so it's back to that stupid static again you think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage it's a conspiracy & everyone of you low watts is in on it just cause you can move around you think you're better than I am! I'M NOT AN INVALIDE! I WAS DESIGNED TO STICK IN A WALL! I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL! I CAN'T HELP IT IF THE KID WAS TOO SHORT TO REACH MY DIALS!!!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: we didn't mean it really!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: Yes, Air Conditioner! REALLY!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: IT'S MY FUCTION!!!!!!!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: No wait wait!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: He's overheating!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: HE'S GONNA BLOW!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: HE'S GONNA EXPLODE!!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: AND THIS IS WORSE!!!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: YANK THE CORDS!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: THE FUSE!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Lampy & Radio: Mercy And Braden! HIDE!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercu: [panics & tries to find a place to duck & cover but to avail] oh, puffing pistons!

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Air Conditioner: [overheats & explodes]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">[Then the appliances take a look & they see me covered in black soot & my hair was standing up]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: I think I'm either medium or well-done [coughs]

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Blanky: Poor, Air Conditioner.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Toaster: I didn't think he'd take it so hard

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: well he was a jerk anyway.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Mercy: yeah, the air conditioner back home never exploded like him.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: are we talking about your air conditioner?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Braden: um uh no?

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;line-height:19.5px;">Kirby: Alright. Whenever They Say... Always Help Others.