Quotes from Tiny Toon Adventures/TUGS

A list of quotes from Tiny Toon Adventures/TUGS.

King Acorn's Big Announcement
King Acorn (Narrating): "I remember the day we got our first big break. It started like most; at dawn.

King Acorn: "Good morning, Acme Fleet. Today I've charted a new pig to help out with the extra work. He's from Wackyland. Buster, he'll be working with you, show him the ropes."

Buster: "Right, King Acorn. What's his name?"

King Acorn: "Hamton."

Plucky: "Hamton? Only good for meat work, is he?"

Buster: "Not bright in your upper bit, Plucky."

Plucky: "I resent that!"

King Acorn: "Settle down. Give Hamton a chance. Now for the really good news. After a lot of hard bargaining, it looks like I've managed to land the contract for one of the most important celebrities around; Mitzi! When she arrives this afternoon, the Acme Fleet wil bring her in for a visit, but first, we've got to prove ourselves; Bugs, you're in charge."

Bugs: "Aye aye, Sir."

King Acorn: "Fowlmouth."

Fowlmouth: "Sir."

King Acorn: "You're leading."

Fowlmouth: "Right."

King Acorn: "Plucky, Concord, you're on the side push."

Plucky: "Not you, Buster, this is no work for little rabbits."

Buster: "Oh, all right."

Concord: "Yeah, that's right, big toons only, Buster."

Buster: "Make sure you don't bump into her, Concord."

King Acorn: "On your way, Buster. Show Hamton how to get the work done, and fast."

Buster: "Yeah, right, okay, then."

King Acorn: "Now, the rest of you, I want you all finished early so you can get yourselves looking spic and span for Mitzi this afternoon."

Plucky: "Oh, no..."

Sappy Stanley's Big Announcement
King Acorn (Narrating): "Our biggest rival in those days was Sappy Stanley. With his P-Stacks, he was always looking for ways to get further ahead."

Sappy Stanley: "Now listen to me, and listen good! The Acme Fleet are about to get Mitzi's contract, and I'm not happy!"

Montana Max: "We're not smiling, Sappy Stanley!"

Sappy Stanley: "I'm glad you don't find it funny, Montana Max. Now I want that contract, and you are going to get it for me!"

Danforth Drake: "But how? I thought that..."

Sappy Stanley: "I don't expect you to think! You're a team, the best, the better-looking, more powerful, and dare I say, more devious."

Silas Wonder: "I like that bit about better looking!"

Danforth Drake: "Yes, but what's devious?"

Sappy Stanley: "What's devious is what's necessary to make an honest living in these days of corruption and bad business ethics! Now get the lead out and get Mitzi's contract, there's no time to lose!"

Montana Max: "No problem, that bunch of claptrap cartoons are gonna find they missed Mitzi or my name's not Montana Max."

Danforth Drake: "But it is Montana Max, isn't it?"

Monty and Silas Meet Charlie Dog
Montana Max: "Well, look what the cat dragged in, Charlie Dog. Ha!"

Charlie Dog: "Hey, you guys, I need a tow."

Silas Wonder: "We don't accept bananas as payment."

Charlie Dog: "Eh, big shots. You towing Mitzi or something?"

Montana Max: "What do you know about it, you South American waste of space?"

Charlie Dog: "What I know, I sit around waiting for nobody to tow me, Mitzi, she come in this morning, suddenly, everybody busy."

Silas Wonder: "But Mitzi isn't due till' this afternoon."

Montana Max: "Shut up, Wonder Brain! Come on!"

Charlie Dog: " Hey, hey, what a day. I gotta get a tow and unload these bananas."

Sappy Stanley: "You sure about this?"

Montana Max: "Seen it with my own eyes."

Silas Wonder: "Yeah, we both seen it."

Sappy Stanley: "Couldn't have better. Now I want that contract, and you are going to get it for me."

Montana Max: "Yes, sir!"

Charlie Tells Concord about Mitzi
Charlie Dog: "Hey, Concord, old friend! I need a tow."

Concord Condor: "No time to argue about fees today, Charlie."

Charlie Dog: "When do I argue, Compadré? Tis' $100."

Concord Condor: "Yeah, okay. But fast. We're bringing in Mitzi this afternoon, and I need to look my best."

Charlie Dog: "Aye, but my friend, Mitzi, she already here."

Concord: "Wha? She can't be!"

Charlie Dog: "Si, I heard her already."

Concord Condor: "Sufferin' Succotash. She's early. Gotta tell the others. Sorry, Charlie. I'll tow you later."

Charlie Dog: "But Compadré..."

Monty Assists the Acme Fleet
King Acorn (Narrating): "The Acme Fleet were doing their best without Fowlmouth, and for a while, it looked as though they were going to make it. But Monty was still waiting for another chance."

Danforth Drake: "Well, looks like your plan didn't work, Monty."

Montana Max: "If I could only get rid of that pig, Hamton."

Danforth Drake: "Thinking devious, eh, Monty?"

Montana Max: "No, just thinking contract. Look, they've slowed her right back."

King Acorn (Narrating): "As the tricky part of the docking operation started, Monty watched closely. Hamton and Buster were working hard at their new job when Bugs ordered Hamton to ease back."

Montana Max: "This is where we win the contract!"

King Acorn (Narrating): "Monty saw his chance. When he thought no one was looking, he moved hard on Hamton. Hamton went behind Mitzi."

Plucky: "Say, what's going on? She's out of control!"

Montana Max: "I've got her, Bugs!"

King Acorn (Narrating): "The unimaginable had happened. The Acme Fleet had had to accept help from the P-Stacks."

(Montana Max laughs evilly)

Danforth Drake: "Oh, so that's devious."

Silas Wonder: "Nice one, Monty."

Danforth Drake: "Well done, Monty."

Montana Max: "Glad to be of service!" (Laughs evilly)

King Acorn (Narrating): "Ashamed and confused, Hamton couldn't explain what had happened, so he slipped away while the Acme Fleet was still busy. He didn't know the sleepy dog, Charlie had been watching the whole incident."

Sappy Stanley Congratulates the P-Stacks
Hamton: "Oh, nobody's ever gonna talk to me again..."

Sappy Stanley: "Well, well, well, I congratulate you two."

Montana Max & Silas Wonder: "Oh, thank you, sir."

Sappy Stanley: "Good man, Monty. Right Attitude. Oh, yes. One thing: No one saw you, did they? Not even little, uh, what's-his-name?"

Silas Wonder: "Uh, Hamton? No sir, no one saw us."

Sappy Stanley: "Good, that's very good. I'll offer our services to Mitzi tomorrow."

Silas Wonder: "Poor little Hamton. Just wasn't his day."

Montana Max: "No, it wasn't, was it?"

(Monty and Silas Laugh Evilly)

Charlie Dog: "Aye, I think Concord forget me. What am I gonna do with these bananas?"

The P-Stacks' Plan Has Failed
Sappy Stanley: "So it turns out you were seen!"

Montana Max: "Impossible! I made sure!"

Sappy Stanley: "Don't argue with me! You were seen! Now Mitzi knows what you did and we don't get the contract! What kind of idiots do I have working for me?"

Danforth Drake: "Really devious..."

Montana Max: "Shut it, Danforth!"

Silas Wonder: "Oh, sorry about that, sir.."

Montana Max: "Uh, yeah, sorry, Sappy Stanley."

Danforth Drake: "Sorry."

Sappy Stanley: "'Sorry?' 'Sorry' I don't want to hear! Get out of my sight, all of you!"

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Buster Hears a Noise
Buster: "All right, you old tub of guts, you can settle here for the night.

Hello? Who's there?

Oi, is that you, Hamton? Fowlmouth? Say something, whoever you are!"

(Hamton Whistles)

Buster: "I'm hearing things."

Hamton: "Hello, Buster."

Buster: "Hamton, it was you! Now, why didn't you answer?"

Hamton: "Was me what?"

Buster: "You were near the cove."

Hamton: "Eh, can't have heard you. Gettin' warm."

Buster: "Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Come on, I must be tired."

Calamity Coyote: "Night, Buster. Night, Hamton."

Buster & Hamton: "Good night, Calamity!"

King Acorn's Emergency Meeting
King Acorn (Narrating): "Next morning, I told Sappy Stanley, Acmes and P-Stacks had to get together on this!"

Plucky: "I say, what's this all about? Acme Fleet and P-Fleet together, whatever next?"

Montana Max: "We're wasting time."

King Acorn: "Silence!"

Montana Max: "Buster's cargo is the only ones gone."

Roderick Rat: "Yeah, bet he knows what it's about."

Danforth Drake: "Him stealing cargo, that's what!"

Fowlmouth: "Cut that out about Buster!"

Concord: "Yeah, watch it, see?"

Roderick Rat: "Well, we didn't mean it..."

Fowlmouth: "Just careful what you say!"

King Acorn: "I said Silence! Sappy Stanley and me have had a meeting. Missing cargo is serious. We're going to get to the bottom of it, understand? Sappy Stanley?"

Sappy Stanley: "I have a scheme to catch this pirate."

Plucky: "Ha, I expect that there are several!"

Fowlmouth: "Aye, send a crook to catch a crook."

Montana Max: "What are you suggesting?"

King Acorn: "Quiet! We've decided to set a trap!"

Sappy Stanley: "Certain boxes are being rigged with flares that will trigger off if the box is even touched, never mind stolen!"

King Acorn: "So, this is the plan. Tonight, you'll all be out in pairs, maintaining silence. Keep your eyes open. Sappy Stanley and I..."

King Acorn (Narrating): "Unknown to us, Calamity was searching where he'd lost the thief the night before."

Calamity Coyote: "It's as far as here. What about this old warehouse? It's impossible; hasn't been used for years."

One Last Item
Silas' Minions: "You've done very well, so far, Poochy, but we figure you still owe us."

Barky Marky: "You're going back on your word! You said that was the last item!"

Calamity (Whispering): "The thief!"

Silas Minions: "Changed our mind, see. It's one more item. Get it tonight, or it's goodbye to him! The great big backyard in the sky!"

Calamity (Whispering): "I see the missing cargo!"

Silas' Minion #2: "What's that? Hear anything?"

Silas' Minion #1: "No."

Silas' Minion #2: "Right."

Silas' Minion #1: "Do as we say or else!"

Barky Marky: "It's getting too risky!"

Silas Minion #1: "One more, I said, tonight!"

Byron Basset: "Don't do it!"

Barky Marky: "I've got to, haven't I? You promise tonight will be the last?"

Silas' Minions: "Deliver or he dies."

Barky Marky: "You're right. Now then, are you..."

Byron Basset: "I'm okay, but don't do it. It's wrong."

Barky Marky: "I can't leave you here with them, old man! Tonight will be the end of it."

Calamity: "Oh dear. This is a sad state of affairs."

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Roderick Talks to Danforth and Silas
King Acorn (Narrating): "There were time, believe it or not, when the Acme Fleet and the P-Stacks took on a big job together. One of those times I'm remembering is when timer and tanning bark had to be brought down from the sawmills in Wackyland.

And this year, it was especially important that we work together, but Roderick Rat was making heavy going of towing an old hulk on its last journey."

Danforth Drake: "Hey, Roddy!"

Silas Wonder: "Hey, Roddy! Monty's going mad waiting for you! Where you been?"

Roderick Rat: "Sappy Stanley told me to take this old rust bucket to the Breaker's Yard."

Silas Wonder: "You'll see Monty at Acme Acres before you get there. He's not going to like it."

Roderick Rat: "I'm only carrying out orders. Monty can't blame me."

Danforth Drake: "Ha! Don't you believe it!"

Gogo meets Bugs and Fowlmouth
King Acorn (Narrating): A dodo named Gogo Dodo worked in Wackyland, delivering essentials like gasoline, ropes, fuses, and dynamite, from Acme Acres to Wackyland. Why a dodo? Well, you can see he's just as wacky, and in Gogo's case, just as dangerous."

Bugs Bunny: "Oh, look who's here. It's Gogo Wackston the Dodo."

Gogo: "Hey, Acme toons, don't you wish you carried something more exciting than wood?"

Fowlmouth: "No thanks. Just get stuff away from here. You're welcome to it.

Gogo: "Dynamite's exciting stuff. Makes lovely big bangs. Fairly obvious if you know how to handle it, like I do."

Bugs Bunny: "Hey, you're not unloading next to us, are you?"

Gogo: "Fraid' so, Bugs. Don't worry. If it goes up, we all go up!" (Giggles)

Fowlmouth: "Yeah?"

Gogo: "No, it's safe. Only joking."

Fowlmouth: "You'd better be."

Monty Finds Buster
King Acorn (Narrating): "In Acme Acres, halfway up the road from the blockage, Monty was surprised to discover that not quite all the Acmes were trapped.

Montana Max: "Uh, well, well, well, uh, hello, uh, Buster."

Buster: "Monty, hey, what are you doing here?"

Montana Max: "I thought you were at the logging camp."

Buster: "Yeah, wrong again, Monty.

I was pulled out for this special delivery, to Acme Acres; Machinery for cutting timber."

Montana Max: "I thought all the Acmes were in Wackyland."

Buster: "Yeah, what's been happening, Monty?"

Montana Max: "Uh, there's been an accident. An old tramper is jammed across the road."

Buster: "What? Oh, you mean no one can get through?"

Montana Max: "Yeah, that's right. You've got it, Buster. Oh, my, you're quick!"

Buster: "Oh, no! We'll get behind schedule! All my friends are trapped in Wackyland!"

Montana Max: "And Roddy, the fool."

Buster: "Right. I'll drop off my delivery, and get right up there. Monty, are you going back to Acme Acres to get help?"

Montana Max: "Of course, to tell Sappy Stanley, don't fret."

Buster: "Tell King Acorn, won't you?"

Montana Max: "Of course!"

Buster: "And salvage!"

Montana Max: "King Acorn, Sappy Stanley, the Salvage Team, leave em' all to me!"

Hamton Finds Gogo
Gogo: "Hello, It's Hamton. How's life in Acme Acres, eh? Hamton?"

Hamton: "Gogo Dodo! Hey! Hey, where's the biggest crane around here? Is there still one in Wackyland?

Gogo: "Fraid' not. It was scrapped. What did you want it for?"

Hamton: "Uh, there's been an accident. An old tramper has flown across the road and trapped us up here. Do you know anybody who can help?"

Gogo: "Right here. See that case?"

Hamton: "Yeah? Oh, no! Not dynamite! Gogo!"

Gogo: "What do you mean 'Oh no?' That will blow a hole in any tramper. I've always wanted to blast someone out of trouble. Useful stuff, dynamite. Great fun, too.

Hamton: "Sounds dangerous."

Gogo: "Not scared, are you? Come on, come on!"

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Bookworm Catches Mr. Hitcher With His Quarantine Flags Down
Bookworm: "Hey! Hey! Mr. Hitcher! I left you with your quarantine flags up! Where are they, eh? Eh? You're breaking the law, you're under arrest. Get those flags up again, and fast!"

Montana Max: "What this? I didn't know he was quarantined, officer. No flags were flying at all, as you just saw."

Bookworm: "Well, that's pure bad luck, Monty. Whether you knew or not makes no difference. You're infected!"

Montana Max: "But I'm innocent! I'm completely innocent!"

Bookworm: "Get Quarantine Flags up, right now, Monty!"

Montana Max: "You're a real villain, Hitcher, you know that?"

Mr. Hitcher: "I wanted to get into port, Didn't I?"

Montana Max: "Yeah, and now I might get Microbonic Plague."

Brain: "Pinky, I think there might be some spots on Monty."

Pinky: "I think you're right, Brain. We'll come back and check for illness later."

King Acorn (Narrating): "Buster would have been in quarantine if it hadn't been for Bugs, and Bugs would have been killed if it hadn't been for Buster. As for Monty, he saw out his full term."

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Buster and Hamton Meet Furrball
King Acorn (Narrating): "One night, out at a busy highway, Buster and Hamton spotted a cat they'd never seen before. He was just drifting. Realizing he could be in trouble, they approached him cautiously. He was out of stamina, and could not go on much further. A rope was alongside him. He had no collar or license. It seemed no one owned him."

Furrball: "Keep away, just leave me alone, please."

Buster: "Look, we can't. You're drifting in a busy highway. That's dangerous."

Furrball: "Even better."

Hamton: "Eh, we'll have to take you in."

Furrball: "Just leave me be. I don't want any help."

Hamton: "Why? Why not?"

Furrball: "Because, well, because I'm a Jinx. I'm bad luck. Nobody wants a jinx."

Buster: "Oh, rubbish. There's no such thing as a jinx."

Furrball: "Oh, isn't there? You'll soon find out. Stand off me."

Buster: "Look, jinx or not, we have to take you in. These highways have to be kept clear."

Hamton: "Aye, King Acorn will do something."

Furrball: "No he won't, nobody can. Jinxes just happen. I just shouldn't have been a cat.

Hamton: "Uh, have you always been like this?"

Furrball: "My name used to be Captain Eddie. It was good then in those days. Then I was sold. A little girl adopted me and called me 'Furrball'. Ever since then, nothing but trouble."

King Acorn (Narrating): "Heh, Furrball was right. Buster had set off ahead, when to everones amazement, the rope unwound and fell behind him."

Buster: "How did that happen? Oi, did you do that?"

Furrball: "Can't have, can I? It's you that's lost your end of the rope. I'm still holding my end.

Hamton: "Ah, he's right, Buster. That's the first sign of a jinx I've ever seen."

Buster: "Yeah, well, It won't happen again. Look, come on, the sooner we get you to King Acorn, the better."

Hamton's Jinx Theory
Hamton: "I've just been thinking..."

Buster: "Yeah? Thinking what?"

Hamton: "I've just been thinking that you might jinx Furrball."

Buster: "No, I don't."

Hamton: "You do."

Buster: "How?"

Hamton: "Look, every time he's working, we've gone past, you've sounded your hooter."

Buster: "So? It's called being friendly."

Hamton: Not if it always causes an accident, and it always does. Just think, the ammunition box, Digeri Dingo, the rope, the coughing."

Buster: "That's coincidence, not jinxed!"

Hamton: "Call it anything you like, but it seems to 'coincidence' Furrball when you do it."

Buster: "Yeah, well, I'm only going to speak to Furrball about it. Look, you coming?"

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Arnold Meets Oogie
King Acorn (Narrating): Arnold the Pit Bull had stopped, waiting till' he wasn't seen."

Arnold: "Nobody in sight. That's what I like. Time to slip in closer to Acme Acres, and, uh, he he, meet my business details. He he."

King Acorn: "Uh, Arnold's Idea of a, business partner, was like himself, a gangster."

Bookworm: "Ahoy there! Coming through! Customs Inspection! You are within city limits! I'm coming aboard! Hey! Watch out! What you doing? You better... Oh! Ow!"

Arnold: "Eh, Sorry mate, the wind must have blown me off course!" (Laughs evilly)

King Acorn (Narrating): "Oogie was out, as he'd been told, looking for toons that might need a tow. Anything that might please Sappy Stanley."

Oogie: "Ah, Arnold the Pit Bull. Oh, dear."

Arnold: "Well, well, well, Sappy Stanley's little Oogie."

Oogie: "Hello, Arnold, I mean, uh, Mr. Pit Bull."

Arnold: "Eh, good day. Nice to see you. Listen, uh, do something for me."

Oogie: "Do, uh..."

Arnold: "Slip me into Acme Acres so I'm not breaking the law, right? I'll see, all right?"

Oogie: "I'd love to, sir. Honest, I would, but..."

Arnold: "No ifs, no buts, Oogie! I need a tow right now. The wind's making me angry. Upsetting me plans."

Oogie: "Sorry, sir, b-b-b-but you see, Sappy Stanley's given me other orders."

Arnold: "Listen to me, kid. Stanley owes me, you understand, so don't get funny or you'll be in deep trouble, and I do mean deep!"

King Acorn (Narrating): "The gangster told Oogie to tow him to the old alleys that hadn't been used for years, where he arranged to meet his criminal friends."

Oogie: "I don't like it here. It's out of bounds for shipping."

Arnold: "Too bad. Now I need food right away, and be quick about it, or i'll break your arms!"

Oogie: "You mean steal it?"

Arnold: "Did I say 'steal'?Just get it when nobody's looking."

Oogie: "Yes sir, right away, sir."

Arnold: "And don't try anything funny, or you'll find yourself at the bottom of the lake with cement in your feet!" (Laughs evilly)

Oogie to the Rescue
King Acorn (Narrating): Docking a Magical Creature can be a hazardous business for toons, especially with cross-currents and the danger of this high wind. Usually, the Creature can assist, but Sphinx couldn't due much due to her damaged wings and low stamina. With all their expertise and experience, the Acme team were finding her very difficult to keep under their control."

Vinnie: "What's going on back there, come on, Acmes!"

Fowlmouth: "She's not responding, Vinnie! The wind's too strong!"

Buster: "I can't hold her much longer!"

Vinnie: "Work harder, everybody!"

Concord: "I've put in full strength, can't do no more!"

Bugs: "We need another toon! Just one more will do it!"

Wade Pig: "Sorry I can't help. I'm needed in case of fire."

Bugs: "Come on, lads, hold it!"

Hamton: "Oohhh... Look out, I'm in trouble!"

Bugs: "Come on, somebody!"

Buster: "We're losing it! We'll be crushed between Sphinx and keyside!"

Oogie: "This is two you owe me, Acmes!"

Buster: "Oogie! Oh, thanks, just in time, you're a lifesaver!"

Bugs: "Thank you, Oogie. She's under control again."

Concord: "Got her, Bugs!"

Hamton: "Oh, hey, thanks, Oogie. Heh heh."

Oogie: "Stanley will have my head for this."

Hamton: "All right, thank you, Oogie."

Vinnie: "Thank you, Oogie.

Bugs: "Thank you, Oogie.

Buster: "Thanks, Oogie."

Monty: "Is Oogie going soft in the head or something? Oh, the idiot!"

King Acorn (Narrating): Monty couldn't understand Oogie. The P's were out to beat the Acmes, not to help them beat the P-Stacks!"

Oogie and Vinnie Turn Arnold in
Oogie: "Hello, Mr. Pit Bull, sir."

Arnold: "Well, well, well, It's Oogie, back again. Keep doing as Arnold the Pit Bull tells you, and you're come to no harm, you with me?"

Oogie: "Uh, yes, Mr. Pit Bull. The wind's stopping..."

Arnold: "Right. There's a few other little things I want you to do before we go. Now listen, this is what..."

(Vinnie Whistles)

Oogie: "Oh, oh, it's Vinnie!"

Vinnie: "Hello, what's going on here? Oh yes, Oogie. And where are you taking our friend, the well-known Arnold the Pit Bull, eh?"

Oogie: "Oh, well, I, uh, um..."

Arnold: "What's it to you, Acme?"

Vinnie: "We know you, Arnold. Up to no good. We'll hand him over to the Authorities, Oogie. They may like to have a word with him."

Arnold: "No, you don't!"

Oogie: "Oh, wait a minute!"

King Acorn (Narrating): The gangster tried to back up, but collided with Oogie."

Oogie: "You're not going anywhere!"

King Acorn (Narrating: "Just to make sure, Oogie rammed into Arnold the Pit Bull, trapping him against the keyside."

Vinnie: "Well, done, Oogie. Come on, let's take him in."

Arnold: "I'll break your arms for this one! They can't hold Arnold the Pit Bull!"

King Acorn (Narrating): "The authorities did hold Arnold the Pit Bull, and gave official thanks to Oogie and Vinnie."

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