Pipsqueak's Chocolate Crunch

Pipsqueak's Chocolate Crunch is the eighteenth episode of the sixth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the one hundred and forty-eighth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Percy's Chocolate Crunch.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Big Macintosh as Henry
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Owlowiscious as Harold
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Shining Armor as Edward (cameo)
 * Braeburn as Toby (cameo)
 * Soarin as Duck (cameo)
 * Dr. Whooves as Oliver (cameo)
 * Apple Bloom as Annie (cameo)
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (cameo)
 * Scootaloo as Henrietta (cameo)
 * Twist as Nancy (cameo)

Transcript
Narrator: "Hoity Toity's animals love being shiny and clean. It makes them feel cheerful, as they puff across Ponyville.

Pipsqueak often has the dirtiest work to do, but he likes to be clean as well as any other animal, so showers are important to Pipsqueak.

But Hoity Toity had bad news."

Hoity Toity: "Due to a water shortage,"

Narrator: "He said,"

Hoity Toity: "No animal shall have more than one shower a day.

Usefulness before cleanliness."

Narrator: "He added, and left.

Pipsqueak was upset."

Pipsqueak: "I get dirty!"

Pipsqueak: "I need showers. Chief Thunderhooves only does it to feel important."

Chief Thunderhooves: "I am important."

Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves sniffed."

Chief Thunderhooves: "I'm an express buffalo!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "You're a pouty pony, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Teased Cranky."

Pipsqueak: "No, I'm not!"

Narrator: "Wheeshed Pipsqueak, and he walked away.

Pipsqueak was loading cargo at the docks. He was trying extra hard to stay clean. But the changelings were being naughty. As Pipsqueak pushed them under the coal chute, they sang out."

Changelings: "On, on, on!"

Narrator: "They cried.

Pipsqueak found himself under the chute, and coal dust flew everywhere."

Pipsqueak: "Oh no!" (Coughs)

Narrator: "Coughed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I'm filthy!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak felt awful, but he knew he had to carry on.

On the way to the general store, the changelings teased Pipsqueak even more.

Changelings: "Clickety-clack, don't look back, dirty Pipsqueak's on our track!"

Pipsqueak: "Be quiet!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak snapped."

Narrator: "When Pipsqueak arrived at the general store, he was very upset."

Pipsqueak: "From now on, I am only doing work where I won't get dirty!"

Narrator: "Owlowiscious the Owl was at the general store, picking up medical supplies."

Owlowiscious: "Hello, Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "He called.

And he took off, blowing dirt everywhere."

Pipsqueak: "Not again!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I want a shower!"

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Usefulness before cleanliness."

Narrator: "Reminded his driver."

Pipsqueak: "I want to be useful where I can't get dirty!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak huffed."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "There's a load of sugar going to the chocolate factory."

Narrator: "His driver said."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "We could deliver the sugar."

Pipsqueak: "Sugar."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "That's nice and clean."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was pleased.

Pipsqueak didn't know that earlier, a leaky oil drum had spilled oil onto the road.

When he approached the chocolate factory, his driver applied the brakes, but Pipsqueak's hooves just skidded on the oily road."

Pipsqueak: "Oh no!"

Narrator: "Hooted Pipsqueak."

(CRASH!)

Pipsqueak: "Yuck!"

Narrator: "He groaned."

Pipsqueak: "I've never been this dirty!"

Narrator: "He was covered from head to toe in sticky, gooey chocolate.

Back at the library, everyone thought it was very funny."

Spike: "You look good enough to eat!"

Narrator: "Spike hooted."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pudding Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "Teased Cranky."

Big Macintosh: "Choc-ice on hooves!"

Narrator: "Chipped in Big Mac."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Disgraceful!"

Narrator: "Said Chief Thunderhooves pompously.

Hoity Toity: "Ahem."

Narrator: "Said a stern-sounding voice. It was Hoity Toiy."

Hoity Toity: "You've had a trying day, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "He said."

Pipsqueak: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Replied Pipsqueak from beneath the chocolate."

Hoity Toity: "But you've shown us all that usefulness does come before cleanliness. So,"

Narrator: "He added."

Hoity Toity: "You shall have your shower."

Pipsqueak: "Oh, Sir!"

Hoity Toity: "And some new fur!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak just beamed!"