Friend or Foe - Extended Ending

This is specifically similar to Deja Grape.

Transcript

 * (Alley scene)
 * (Title shows up)
 * Simon: I'm telling ya, it's for your own good.
 * Theodore: Yeah, but, we don't need to go this far.
 * Simon: All these devices are more trouble than they're worth. They belong in the garbage.
 * Alvin: You're a do-it-yourself guy now. You don't need it.
 * Theodore: But I made them myself. Don't throw it away.
 * Simon: Consider this for innoventions.
 * Theodore: Don't be scared. Dad's here.
 * Simon: C'mon, it's all junk.
 * Theodore: (Opens box and pulls out a dead whale and a eaten kite) But this is not junk! No, wait. This is junk.
 * Alvin: Wow. (Pulls out a headache headgear thing) What does this do?
 * Theodore: It's for headaches. Opening an aspirin bottle can be very sensitive. (Rubber chicken hits the target) Do that for ten minutes and your head is numb. No more headaches.
 * Alvin: I think it's working.
 * Simon: You're both nuts.
 * Theodore: What does this do.
 * Simon: Isn't that a ball in duct tape?
 * Theodore: It's a derivitive. You switch that and you have an aroma of boats. I did that on my cellphone once.
 * Pizza Delivery Guy: The house number wasn't fixed. So I ate your pizza. You don't need to tip me or anything.
 * Alvin: That could come in handy. (Throws away pizza box)
 * Theodore: Let me show you how it works.
 * Alvin: I should order another pizza while the rubber chicken hits the target.
 * (Rowboat appears)
 * Simon: It's effective if you goal was to kill me.
 * Theodore: I still gotta work out the kinks.
 * Simon: Gimme that thing.
 * Theodore: Be careful. It's sensitive.
 * (ZAP!)
 * Simon: JERK!
 * Backup Simon: It's effective if you goal was to kill me. Am I a friend or am I a foe?
 * Alvin: Friend... or foe?
 * Theodore: That device is real versatile.
 * Backup Simon: Gimme that thing.
 * Alvin: Freaky.
 * Simon: No one should be messing with this... but me.
 * Alvin: Let me try. (Alley transitions into jungle background) I want to see what the back of my own head looks like.
 * (KABLOOEY!)
 * Theodore: That was unexpected.
 * (Alvin chirrups)
 * (A zucchini wearing a safari hat and a scallion wearing a photographer's vest approach Alvin)
 * Safari Zucchini: There's a monkey on the loose.
 * Safari Scallion: I'll take some pictures of him. (Snap, snap, snap)
 * Theodore: Wait a minute. That's no monkey. That's Buccaneer Alvin! (Beats zucchini and scallion with rubber chicken) Die, safari men.
 * (Background goes back to alley)
 * Simon: We need to change him back.
 * (ZAP!)
 * Alvin: That's better.
 * Simon: That was exhilirating!
 * Alvin: Let's find more junk.
 * Theodore: I should go for something stickier like bubblegum in a big box of chocolates.