Blindly Selected Characters/I Love My Lips (from VeggieTales)

Cast

 * Luna Loud (from The Loud House) as Larry the Cucumber
 * Me Ate Santa's Cookies (from Sesame Street 50 Years and Counting nail polish) as Archibald Asparagus

Lyrics
Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Luna Loud, the part Of the show where Luna Loud comes out and sings a silly song. One day while talking with Dr. Me Ate Santa's Cookies Luna Loud confronts One of his deepest fears'.

Luna Loud: If my lips ever left my mouth, Packed a bag and headed south, That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: I see, that'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?

Luna Loud: That'd be too bad.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: All righty.

Luna Loud: If my lips said 'Adios, I don't like you, I think you're gross.' That'd be too bad, I might get mad.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Hm, that'd be too bad, you might get mad?

Luna Loud: That'd be too bad.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Fascinating.

Luna Loud: If my lips moved to Duluth Left a mess and took my tooth. That'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Oh dear, that'd be too bad, you'd call your dad?

Luna Loud: That'd be too bad.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Hold it. Did you say your father? Facinating! So what you're saying is if your lips left you?

Luna Loud: That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad. I might get mad, I call my Dad. That'd be too bad.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: That'd be too bad?

Luna Loud: That'd be too bad.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Why?

Luna Loud: Because I love my lips. (makes noises in tune with his lips)

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Oh my! This is more serious than I thought. Luna Loud, what do you see here?

Luna Loud: Um, that looks like a lip.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: What about this?

Luna Loud: It's a lip.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: And this?

Luna Loud: It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip Liiiiiiiiiips lip lip lip

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Luna Loud, tell me about your childhood.

Luna Loud: When I was just two years old, I left my lips out in the cold. And they turned blue, What could I do?

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Oh dear. They turned blue, What could you do?

Luna Loud: Oh, They turned blue.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: I see.

Luna Loud: On the day I got my tooth, I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard and it felt weird.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: My, my, she had a beard And it felt weird?

Luna Loud: She had a beard.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Oh!

Luna Loud: Ten days after I turned 8, Got my lips stuck in a gate My friends all laughed'

And I just stood there until the fire department came And broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend The next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar Who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't Even talk to each other until the fifth week because both Our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking He just spoke polish and I only knew like three words in polish Except now I know four because Oscar taught me the Word for lip, 'Usta'.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Your friends all laughed. Usta. How do you spell that?

Luna Loud: I don't know.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: So what you're saying is that when you were young?

Luna Loud: They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard, and it felt weird. My friends all laughed... usta.

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: I'm confused.

Luna Loud: I love my lips!

( Luna Loud makes noises with his lips while Me Ate Santa's Cookies tries to get his attention.)

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Uh, Luna Loud. Luna Loud. Wait Luna Loud, Luna Loud! That's about enough, thank you.

(Voice over of Narrator)

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Luna Loud. Tune in next week When we hear Luna Loud say '

Luna Loud: Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?

Me Ate Santa's Cookies: Oh, look at the time!

(Fades out with Luna Loud continuing to make noises with his lips)