Crayola Colors/Eat It (by "Weird Al" Yankovic)

Cast

 * Asparagus as "Weird Al" Yankovic

Lyrics
Asparagus: How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate Don't wanna hear about what kind of food you hate You won't get no dessert 'til you clean off your plate So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are a cryin' shame You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told You haven't even touched your tuna casserole You better chow down or it's gonna get cold So eat it

I don't care if you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt, have some more spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it If it's gettin' cold, reheat it Have a big dinner, have a light snack If you don't like it, you can't send it back

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord) Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it (oh no) Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it