Muppets/Rainbow Ribbons (from The Letter People)

Cast

 * Rowlf the Dog as Mr. R

Lyrics
Rowlf the Dog: I win all the rainbow ribbons, I win all the rainbow ribbons, I win all the rainbow ribbons for my roses. I'm Mr. R, Remarkable Mr. R. I raise the best roses by far. I win all the rainbow ribbons, I win all the rainbow ribbons, I win all the rainbow ribbons for my roses. I'm Mr. R, Remarkable Mr. R. I raise the best roses by far. My roses are rosier than all the rest. My roses are redder than all the rest. My roses are better than all the rest. Everyone else's roses are second best. I win all the rainbow ribbons, I win all the rainbow ribbons, I win all the rainbow ribbons for my roses. I'm Mr. R, Remarkable Mr. R. I raise the best roses by far. I hang some rainbow ribbons on my refrigerator. I hang some on my rickety rocking chair. I'm really, really proud of my rainbow ribbons. I hang them everywhere. I win all the rainbow ribbons, I win all the rainbow ribbons, I win all the rainbow ribbons for my roses. I'm Mr. R, Remarkable Mr. R. I raise the best roses by far.