Muppet nail polish/Wandering Through Wonderland (from Abby in Wonderland)

Cast

 * Excuse Moi! as Abby Cadabby
 * Animal-istic as Elmo/The Red Rabbit

Lyrics
Excuse Moi!: When my mommy read me fairy tales, never thought they could happen to me.

Now here I am in the middle of one and it's not what I thought it would be.

I'm wandering through this Wonderland, wondering about wonders I see.

For a place that's so full of wonder, it's not so wonderful to me.

Animal-istic: Life's not always like a fairy tale.

There's not always a happy end.

Excuse Moi!: But life is real, and now I feel like all this is just pretend.

'''Excuse Moi! and Animal-istic : ''' And I'm wandering through this Wonderland, wondering about the wonders I've known.

For a place that's so full of wonder, it's not such a wonderful place to roam.

Excuse Moi!: And I don't want to wander.

I don't want to wander.

I just want my wand and I just want to find my way home.