Muppet nail polish/Gingerbread Man (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Gone Gonzo! as Cookie Monster
 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air and Pepe's Purple Passion as AM Monsters

Lyrics
Gone Gonzo!: (spoken) Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Me got gingerbread man. He a little man made of sweet, spicy cake. Say hello, gingerbread man. Hello boys and girls. Aw, his name Little Johnny. Oh, he smell delicious, me want to eat him. No, but me got problem. Oh. (singing) Gingerbread man, me love you. Gingerbread man, 'cause you got cookie hands, ooh and cookie feet, aw. You brown and friendly and delicious to eat. Oh gingerbread man, me love you. Gingerbread man, but fella Me not know what to do 'Cause you a cookie and a dolly too. First me want to hug you like a best friend should. Then me want to eat you 'cause you taste so good. First me want to play with you my whole life through. But me want to put in me tummy too. (spoken) Oh, what a dilemma. (singing) Gingerbread man, me love you. Gingerbread man, me want to eat you 'Cause you made of gingerbread. But no, no, no, me love you so. Gingerbread man, yeah. Me gonna keep you for a gingerbread friend and eat oatmeal cookie instead. (spoken) Yeah, yeah, yeah, that what me gonna do. On the other hand, me really hungry for cookie.

( Fresh Frog of Bel Air and Pepe's Purple Passion singing "Gingerbread Man" in background)

Gone Gonzo!: (spoken) Me eat him, no no no, wait, wait. Oh, look at those little raisin eyes. Look at that little smiley mouth. He not a cookie, no he nice dolly. Oh, yeah, me want to keep him, yeah, yeah, me want to keep him, yeah, yeah. Oh, but he smells scrumptious. Like cookie! Me eat him. No, no, no, wait, wait! No, you cannot play with something in tummy! Eat him. Play with him, eat him? Oh, this internal conflict! (singing) Gingerbread man, me love you. Gingerbread man, me want to eat you 'Cause you made of gingerbread. But no, no, no, me love you so. Gingerbread man, yeah. Me gonna keep you for a gingerbread friend and eat oatmeal cookie instead. Yeah! (spoken) (gobbling and crunching) Oh, yeah, yeah, you want some cookie? Oh, no, you are a cookie. (laughing) No, you're not a cookie, you're a dolly. Oh no, here we go again! Oh, no, cookie, dolly, cookie, dolly. Oh, what the hey? It don't feel. (gobbling) Hug, hug, hug. Eat oatmeal. (gobbling)