Who's Killing the Muppets?/Tiny Toon Adventures

Parody cast members

 * Gonzo as Plucky Duck


 * Fozzie Bear as Hamton Pig


 * Kermit the Frog as Buster Bunny


 * Miss Piggy as Babs Bunny


 * Scooter as Professor Bugs


 * Hooded Killer as Montana Max


 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Professor Elmer


 * Beaker as Professor Porky


 * Rowlf the Dog as Byron


 * Dr. Teeth as Furrball


 * Lew Zealand as Wade Pig


 * Swedish Chef as Principal Wartz


 * Animal as Principal Taz


 * Steve Martin as Superman (guest appearance)


 * Camilla the Chicken as Shirley the Loon


 * Statler as Coach Sam


 * Waldorf as Professor Daffy


 * Penguins as the paramedics


 * Skeeter as Bruce Bunny

Transcript
Plucky: "For my next feat, I will walk across hot coals while explaining where the heck I am!"

Montana Max''': "No!" "For your next feat, you die!"'''

 (At Plucky's funeral and burial ceremony) 

Buster:"Plucky died as he lived, and our family will never be whole again. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Superman, yahooooooooo!

'''Superman: The lord is my Sheppard, I shall not want. He makes me like.. '''

Babs: (interrupting) "Oh, are we burying him in the city?"

 (Shirley panics and jumps on the casket.) 

Hamton: "You know, the last time an ACME Acres resident died was-- 

'''Superman: (interrupting): Excuse me? '''

Hamton:''' Don’t you mean, "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"? '''

Superman: 'No, this is a funeral. I’m working. Do I come to where you work and knock the words outta your mouth?! '

Buster: ''' Wow, Superman's working blue, but he’s right, we vowed never to talk about... that night. '''

(The good friends turn to look at Furrball.)

Hamton:''' And then the dad says, "The Aristocrats!" Wocka-wocka! '''

'''Montana Max: Hey, Hamton, Why did the pig turn red? '''

Hamton:''' I don’t know, stranger. '''

'''Montana Max: Because he was embarrassed! '''

Hamton: ('''Sarcasticly claps) Wocka-wocka. '''

'Montana Max: Then how about this?! Because I'm about to stab you! '

 (Montana Max stabs Hamton in Neck and then Back) 

 Hamton :''' What a show stopper. '''

 (Falls on stage) 

'''Coach Sam: See? I told you the 13 year old Jewish pig was gonna die on stage tonight. '''

 (Coach Sam and Professor Daffy laugh) 

''' Hamton : Hey guys, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance? '''

'''Professor Daffy: You're an ambulance! '''

 (Coach Sam and Professor Daffy laugh again) 

 (Hamton is dragged offscreen and murdered.) 

 (Red wagon is rolled out on stage.) 

'''Buster: First Plucky, now Hamton. Could we be paying the price for what we did to... '''

'''Babs: Don’t say that name, Buster. '''

'''Buster: Oh, Babs is telling me what to do, wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gotta come see this. Babs is telling me what to do! Wow, must be a day that ends in the letters O and W! '''

 (Professor Bugs carries a box of props.) 

Buster: "Oh hey, uh, Professor Bugs?"

Professor Bugs: "Oh! hey dere, Buster. 

'''Buster: We need to talk about Bruce Bunny's death. '''

'''Professor Bugs: Why, sure. I love talkin' about my brother, if not fo' dat tragic accident. '''

'''Buster: You know, I’m gonna stop you right there. I got something I gotta tell you. '''

 (Flashback to Buster, Babs,, Gerald, Harold, Phoebe and Stinky playing near a swimming pool.) 

'Arnold: Let’s play The Little Mermaid''! '''

'''Harold: Let’s question Arnold’s sexuality. Wocka wocka! '''

'''Stinky: Hold on! Let me grab my floaties. '''

'''Phoebe: What a nerd. '''

'''Helga: Ahem. I will play "La Petite Mermaid". '''

'''Phoebe: Mermaids aren’t fat! (Smack!) '''

'''Arnold: Yikes! Phoebe, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now. Walk away. '''

 (Phoebe smacks Arnold) 

''' Harold : Mr. Simmons! Phoebe's hitting us again! '''

'''Arnold: Yeah, who's the homo now? '''

 (Sid beats up Phoebe; Phoebe gets hit by Arnold, using a wagon and knocked into the pool.) 

'''Arnold: If we do this thing, it’s our secret forever. '''

 (All the friends agree and drown Jeffrey in the pool.) 

All the friends parody characters: Mr. Simmons!

'''Sid: You killed Phoebe?! '''

June: "It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Phoebe's come back from the grave for revenge! 

Sid: Oh, Phoebe will have her revenge… 

 (Sid dresses like Phoebe, and Arnold and Helga scream in fear.) 

'''Arnold and Helga: AAAA!!! '''

'''Sid/Phoebe: (attacks Arnold) 15 seconds till your death! '''

'''Helga: HIIII-YAH! (Jumps to kick him, but misses) Wuh! '''

'''Sid/Phoebe: Here it comes! Showtime! '''

 (Lila exclaims in anger, holding a bow and arrow.) 

 ( Subtitle: "Get away from her, you evil witch!") 

'''Sid/Phoebe: You can’t shoot me! Kids don’t even have shooting skills! '''

 (Lila fires an arrow, stabbing Sid/Phoebe in the head.) 

'''Sid/Phoebe: Yeow! '''

'Dino(chuckling)'': That bit never gets old. '''