Character Mix/Nobody (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * SpongeBob SquarePants (from SpongeBob SquarePants) as Gonzo
 * Wembley Fraggle (from Fraggle Rock) as Rowlf the Dog

Lyrics
( SpongeBob SquarePants, accompanied by Wembley Fraggle , sings "Nobody.")

SpongeBob SquarePants: When life seems full of clouds and rain And I am filled with naught but pain Who soothes my thumping, bumping brain? Nobody When winter comes with snow and sleet And me with hunger and cold feet Who says, "Here's two bits, go and eat"? Nobody I ain't never done nothin' to nobody I ain't never got nothing from nobody no time And until I get something from somebody sometime I don't intend to do nothin' for nobody No time When I try hard and scheme and plan To look as good as e'er I can Who says, "Look at that handsome man"?

Wembley Fraggle: Who does?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Nobody. When all day long things go amiss And I go home to find some bliss Who hands to me a glowing kiss?

Wembley Fraggle: Nobody.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Right, I ain't never done nothin' To nobody I ain't never got nothing From nobody no time And until I get something From somebody sometime I don't intend to do nothin' for nobody No time