Passengers & Polish (Spike and Friends episode)

Passengers & Polish is the thirteenth episode of the fourth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the ninety-first episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey
 * Mr. Potato Head (from Toy Story) as Duncan
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Twist as Nancy
 * Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas (does not speak)
 * Cherry Jubilee as The Refreshment Lady (does not speak)
 * Spike as Thomas (cameo)
 * Pipsqueak as Percy (cameo)
 * Goldie Delicious as Mrs. Kyndley (cameo)
 * Hamm (from Toy Story) as Sir Handel (mentioned)
 * Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam (mentioned)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Twist is a conductor's daughter.

One day, she was working on Woody with some polish and a rag. Woody was snoozing happily, but Twist wanted to talk."

Twist: "Wake up, lazybones! Your boots are filthy. Aren't you ashamed?"

Woody: "No."

Narrator: "Yawned Woody."

Woody: "You're just an old fusspot."

Narrator: "And then Woody closed his eyes. He was thinking of his friend, Buzz Lightyear, and the all the times they shared together before Buzz went away to be mended.

Twist interrupted again."

Twist: "Don't you want to look nice for when Buzz comes home?"

Narrator: "Woody wasn't sleepy anymore."

Woody: "What? When?!"

Twist: "Soon. Daddy told me. I'm going now."

Narrator: "She said."

Woody: "Twist, stop. Do I really look nice? Please polish me again."

Twist: "Now who's an old fusspot?"

Narrator: "Laughed Twist, and set to work once more.

Mr. Potato Head was jealous."

Mr. Potato Head: "Aren't you gonna polish me too?"

Twist: "Sorry. Not today. I'm going now. I'm helping Cherry Jubilee this afternoon. We must get the ice cream ready for the passengers. Never mind, Mr. Potato Head."

Narrator: "But Mr. Potato Head did mind."

Mr. Potato Head: "It isn't fair!"

Narrator: "He complained."

Mr. Potato Head: "Rex gets a special head, Hamm gets special feet, passengers get ice cream, but I'm not even polished!"

Narrator: "Of course, this wasn't true. But Mr. Potato Head enjoyed complaining. He became sulkier still.

That afternoon, there was bad news from up the road."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "One of Woody's fillies has come off the road."

Narrator: "Called Mr. Potato Head's driver."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "We'll have to take workmen there right away."

Mr. Potato Head: "All this extra work!"

Narrator: "Grumbled Mr. Potato Head."

Mr. Potato Head: "It wears a toy out!"

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "Rubbish! Come on!"

Narrator: "The hurt filly was in the middle of Woody's line. So he had gone on to the top station with his front fillies.

Mr. Potato Head left the workmen to sort out the mess, then he brought the passengers with the rear fillies home.

He sulked all the way."

Mr. Potato Head: "I get no rest, I get no rest!"

Narrator: "He muttered.

Mr. Potato Head made the journey very difficult. He was short of strength, so his driver waited a while and hope of raising more. But Mr. Potato Head wouldn't try."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "We'll keep our passengers waiting."

Narrator: "Said his driver. Mr. Potato Head was cross."

Mr. Potato Head: "You always think about the passengers and never about me!"

Narrator: "It wasn't long before Mr. Potato Head finally build up enough strength and set off again.

But he was still very grumpy and cross."

Mr. Potato Head: "I'm overworked, and I won't stand it!"

Narrator: "At last, they reached the viaduct near the station."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "Come on, Potato Head!"

Narrator: "Called his driver."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "One more effort, and you'll have a rest and a drink at the station."

Narrator: "Then, Mr. Potato Head was very rude."

Mr. Potato Head: "Keep your own station! I'm staying here!"

Narrator: "And he did too.

Woody had to pull Mr. Potato Head and his fillies all the way to the platform.

The passengers were furious. They told everyone what a bad town it was.

That night, Hoity Toity spoke to Mr. Potato Head."

Hoity Toity: "No passengers means no polish!"

Mr. Potato Head: "And no polish means no passengers."

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head muttered to himself.

He still has a lot to learn, doesn't he?"