Muppets/Somebody to Love (by Queen)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Freddie Mercury
 * Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Scooter, Rowlf the Dog, Walter, Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper, Janice, Zoot, Animal, Lips, Rizzo the Rat, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Sam the Eagle, The Swedish Chef, Pepe the King Prawn, Statler, Waldorf, Sweetums, Robin the Frog, Camilla the Chicken, Beauregard, Link Hogthrob, Dr. Julius Strangepork, Bean Bunny, Bobo the Bear, Johnny Fiama, Sal Minella, Clifford, 80's Robot, Constantine, Denise the Pig, Penguins, Chickens, Lew Zealand, Uncle Deadly, The Newsman, Crazy Harry, Marvin Suggs, Muppaphones, Pops, Thog, Annie Sue Pig, Doglion, Timmy Monster, Mean Mama, The Mutations, Nigel the Conductor, Trumpet Girl, Beautiful Day Monster, Luncheon Counter Monster, Behemoth, Big Mean Carl, Gorgon Heap, Boppity, Gloat, Snake Frackle, Bobby Benson, Baby Band, Droop, Andy and Randy Pig, Seymour the Elephant, Nigel the Director, Dr. Phil van Neuter, Mulch, Spamelda Hamderson, Mildred Huxtetter, George the Janitor, Hilda, Miss Mousey, Wayne and Wanda, Foo-Foo, Baskerville the Hound, Zippity Zap, Bill the Bubble Guy, Mr. Poodlepants, Howard Tubman, Carter, Digit, Leon, Vicki, Waldo C. Graphic, Lindbergh, Beard, Flash, Solid Foam Drummer, Zondra, Chip, Ubu, Jacques Roach, Purple Extreme, Yellow Extreme, Blue Extreme, Orange Extreme, Lubbock Lou, Slim Wilson, Lou, Bubba, Zeke, Gramps, Pink Frackle, Purple Frackle, Gray Frackle, J.G. Frackle, Mo Frackle, Green Boppity-like Frackle, Season 5 Snake Frackle, Blue Scoff, Green Scoff, Miss Kitty, Flower-Eating Monster, Mahna Mahna, The Snowths, Louis Kazagger, Lenny the Lizard, Angus McGonagle, Shakey Sanchez, Male Koozebanian Creature, Female Koozebanian Creature, The Koozebanian Phoob, Gaffer, Quongo, Fletcher Bird, Vendaface, The Fazoobs, Bossmen, Bill, Gill and Jill, Tatooey the Rat, Masterson the Rat, Chester the Rat, Yolanda the Rat, Bubba the Rat, Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, Clueless Morgan, Angel Marie, Blind Pew, Old Tom, Real Old Tom, Dead Tom, Spotted Dick, Walleye Pike, One-Eyed Jack, Calico and Black Dog as Backup Singers

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog: Can anybody find me somebody to love?

Each morning I get up I die a little Can barely stand on my feet ( Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : t a k e a l o o k a t y o u r s e l f ) Take a look in the mirror and cry Lord, what you're doing to me

I have spent all my years in believing you But I just can't get no relief, Lord! Somebody, somebody Can anybody find me somebody to love?

I work hard ( Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : h e w o r k s h a r d ) every day of my life I work 'til I ache my bones At the end ( Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : a t t h e e n d o f t h e d a y ) I take home my hard-earned pay all on my own

I get down ( Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : d o w n ) on my knees ( Miss Piggy , Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : k n e e s ) And I start to pray ( Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : pr ai se the Lord ) 'Til the tears run down from my eyes Lord, somebody, somebody ( Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : p l e a s e ) Can anybody find me somebody to love?

( Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : he works hard ) everyday ( Miss Piggy , Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : everyday ) I try, and I try, and I try

But everybody wants to put me down They say I'm goin' crazy They say I got a lot of water in my brain I got no common sense I got nobody left to believe in Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, Lord Somebody, somebody Can anybody find me somebody to love? ( Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : Can anybody find me someone to love )

Got no feel, I got no rhythm I just keep losing my beat ( Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : you just keep losing and losing ) I'm OK, I'm alright ( Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : he's alright, he's alright ) I ain't gonna face no defeat I just gotta get out of this prison cell One day ( Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : someday ) I'm gonna be free, Lord!

Find me somebody to love ( Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : repeat )

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

( Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear , Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf the Dog , Walter , Dr. Teeth , Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot , Animal , Lips , Rizzo the Rat , Dr. Bunsen Honeydew , Beaker , Sam the Eagle , The Swedish Chef , Pepe the King Prawn , Statler , Waldorf , Sweetums , Robin the Frog , Camilla the Chicken , Beauregard , Link Hogthrob , Dr. Julius Strangepork , Bean Bunny , Bobo the Bear , Johnny Fiama , Sal Minella , Clifford , 80's Robot , Constantine , Denise the Pig , Penguins , Chickens , Lew Zealand , Uncle Deadly , The Newsman , Crazy Harry , Marvin Suggs , Muppa phones , Pops , Thog , Annie Sue Pig , Doglion , Timmy Monster , Mean Mama , The Mutations , Nigel the Conductor , Trumpet Girl , Beautiful Day Monster , Luncheon Counter Monster , Behemoth , Big Mean Carl , Gorgon Heap , Boppity , Gloat , Snake Frackle , Bobby Benson , Baby Band , Droop , Andy and Randy Pig , Seymour the Elephant , Nigel the Director , Dr. Phil van Neuter , Mulch , Spamelda Hamderson , Mildred Huxtetter , George the Janitor , Hilda , Miss Mousey , Wayne and Wanda , Foo-Foo , Baskerville the Hound , Zippity Zap , Bill the Bubble Guy , Mr. Poodlepants , Howard Tubman , Carter , Digit , Leon , Vicki , Waldo C. Graphic , Lindbergh , Beard , Flash , Solid Foam Drummer , Zondra , Chip , Ubu , Jacques Roach , Purple Extreme , Yellow Extreme , Blue Extreme , Orange Extreme , Lubbock Lou , Slim Wilson , Lou , Bubba , Zeke , Gramps , Pink Frackle , Purple Frackle , Gray Frackle , J.G. Frackle , Mo Frackle , Green Boppity-like Frackle , Season 5 Snake Frackle , Blue Scoff , Green Scoff , Miss Kitty , Flower-Eating Monster , Mahna Mahna , The Snowths , Louis Kazagger , Lenny the Lizard , Angus McGonagle , Shakey Sanchez , Male Koozebanian Creature , Female Koozebanian Creature , The Koozebanian Phoob , Gaffer , Quongo , Fletcher Bird , Vendaface , The Fa zoobs , Boss men , Bill , Gill and Jill , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson the Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda the Rat , Bubba the Rat , Mad Monty , Polly Lobster , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie , Blind Pew , Old Tom , Real Old Tom , Dead Tom , Spotted Dick , Walleye Pike , One-Eyed Jack , Calico and Black Dog : Find me somebody to love )