Chicken Little/Song Title (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Runt of the Litter as Mr. Munch
 * Fish Out of Water as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Chicken Little as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Abby Mallard as Helen Henny
 * Buck Cluck as Pasqually

Lyrics
Runt of the Litter: Oh, Fish Out of Water. It's hopeless. Chicken Little needs this new song today and we've got nothing.

Fish Out of Water: Come on, Runt of the Litter. We can't give up!

Runt of the Litter: Oh, what are we going to do?

Chicken Little: Hey, guys!

Runt of the Litter and Fish Out of Water : Aaa hhhh!!!

Runt of the Litter: Uh, hi, Chicken Little.

Chicken Little: How's the new song going?

Runt of the Litter: Uh, it's going.

Fish Out of Water: Yeah, boss, uh, it's a real humdinger.

Chicken Little: Awesome! Tell me about it!

Runt of the Litter: Well, it's, uh, it's in B minor and it's 4/4 or common time and...

Chicken Little: No, no. What's it called?

Runt of the Litter: Uh, it's called "Song Title!"

Chicken Little: Song Title. Well, it delivers what it promises. May I hear it?

Runt of the Litter: Oh, good, Fish Out of Water, he wants to hear it! (laughing) Oh, let me see, uh, B minor. Uh...

Chicken Little: Hey! That's pretty good!

Runt of the Litter: Yeah! Uh, take it, Fish Out of Water!

Fish Out of Water: What? Uh... Went outside 'cause the sun was shining, Runt of the Litter?

Runt of the Litter: Uh, then I went back inside because it was too hot! Go.

Fish Out of Water: Uh, something happened that was really awesome.

Runt of the Litter: Uh, so I had some chocolate milk and I sat on the couch.

Fish Out of Water: Duh, duh, duh and something something.

Runt of the Litter: Come on, Fish Out of Water. You can do better than that.

Fish Out of Water: I think he's onto us. What do we do now?

Runt of the Litter: Just keep singing with me till he goes away.

Runt of the Litter and Fish Out of Water: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Chicken Little: Song Title.

Runt of the Litter: Yeah! What did you think?

Chicken Little: I think it just sound like you're making it up as you go along.

Runt of the Litter: What?!

Fish Out of Water: Aw, why would you say that?

Chicken Little: Look, you didn't come up with anything. That's okay. We could just do "In the Future" or "Dancin' Kitten" again, I guess.

Fish Out of Water: Wait, Chicken Little, you haven't heard the rest of the song yet.

Chicken Little: You mean there's more?

Fish Out of Water: You bet there is. Hit it, Runt of the Litter! There are the lyrics to the second verse.

Runt of the Litter: Even if you think that we're making them up!

Fish Out of Water: We'll sing the song for you anytime.

Runt of the Litter: And it looks like it's about a quarter to three.

Fish Out of Water: This door is for emergency use only.

Runt of the Litter: A big pile of costumes, a phone and a mop!

Fish Out of Water: Nothing's written on this piece of paper.

Runt of the Litter: A frog looks around and shakes his head.

Runt of the Litter and Fish Out of Water: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Chicken Little: Okay, okay. You guys are clearly making this up as you go. I mean it's silly. It's ridiculous.

Abby Mallard: Guys, we heard your song from the other room. It's incredible!

Runt of the Litter and Fish Out of Water : Real ly?

Buck Cluck: Oh, yes! So innovative! I really like how the verses don't-a rhyme or make any sense!

Abby Mallard: It's just perfect!

Buck Clark: What are we waiting for? Let's-a go perform! (laughing)

Fish Out of Water: Yeah!

Abby Mallard: I like pizza and playing games.

Buck Clark: I was kinda sleepy, but now I'm not!

Abby Mallard: Pictures of puppies can make me smile.

Buck Clark: My mom holds my hand when we ride the bus.

Runt of the Litter: Skin is pink except when it isn't.

Fish Out of Water: Today's not my birthday, but I wish it was.

Abby Mallard: 47 is a pretty big number!

Buck Clark: I'm looking at my feet because I like my shoes.

Everyone: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title. You'll never can go wrong with Song Title.