Inanimate Insanity/Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Cast

 * Fan as Rudolph
 * Lightbulb as Clarice
 * Baseball as Hermey
 * Knife as Head Elf (Both are jerks)
 * Balloon as Yukon Cornelius
 * Soap as Dolly For Sue
 * Nickel as Donner
 * Guava as Fireball