CartoonTales: Sanjay, Marty, and Arnold's Big Holiday (transcript) (VF2000's version)

Cast

 * Sanjay (Sanjay and Craig) as Larry the Cucumber as Alex
 * Alvin Seville (Alvin and the Chipmunks) as Larry the Cucumber as Lawrence/Merry Larry
 * Marty (Madagascar) as Pa Grape as Sheridan
 * Arnold (Hey Arnold) as Mr. Lunt as Terrence
 * Woody (Toy Story) as Archibald Asparagus as Douglas and Narrator
 * Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Junior Asparagus as Trevor
 * Jimmy Neutron as Bob the Tomato as Philip Fleagle
 * Anna (Frozen) as Madame Blueberry as Mrs. Netterbaum
 * Buzzie, Flaps, Ziggy and Dizzy (The Jungle Book) as The Turnips
 * Coraline Jones (Coraline) as Sara Rhubarb as Christina
 * Mung Daal (Chowder) as Chog Norrius (flashback)
 * Wallace (Wallace and Gromit) as Grandpa George
 * SpongeBob SquarePants as Jimmy Gourd as Police Officer Sam
 * Gobo Fraggle (Fraggle Rock) as Scallion #1 as Jim
 * Boober and Wembly Fraggle (Fraggle Rock) as Scallions #2 and #3 as Harold and Brian
 * Luigi (Cars) as Jean-Claude Pea as Henry
 * Guido (Cars) as Phillipe Pea as Miles
 * Gru (Despicable Me) as Mr. Nezzer as Melvin
 * Dexter's Dad (Dexter's Labratory) as Dad Carrot as Thomas
 * Professor Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls) as Dad Pea as Louis
 * Sam Sparks (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs) as Petunia Rhubarb as News Reporter
 * Karen (Frosty the Snowman), Holly (Frosty Returns), Korra (The Legend of Korra ), Patsy (Camp Lazlo) and Libby Folfax (Jimmy Neutron) as Trevor's maids
 * The Backson (Winnie the Pooh ), Dr. Cockroach, The Missing Link and B.O.B. (Monsters vs. Aliens) as Frankencerley and The Scallions as Quartet
 * Sheen Estevez (Jimmy Neutron) as Larry the Cucumber
 * Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Jerry Gourd

Chapter 1: CartoonTales Theme Song

 * (JimmyandFriends 's Entertainment  presents logo shows up)
 * (CartoonTales  logo shows up)
 * (Created by JimmyandFriends title shows up)
 * Jimmy: If you like to talk  to genius...
 * Jimmy, SpongeBob and Patrick: If a squash can make you smile...
 * All:If you like to waltz with animals Up and down the produce aisle...
 * Jimmy: Ahem, excuse me. Have we got a show for you!
 * All: CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales! CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales!
 * Jimmy: 'Elephant, penguin, gotta be...
 * All: CartoonTales There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! It's time for CartoonTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
 * (Crash)
 * Cars: Ya!
 * (Cartoons laughing)

Chapter 2: Caroling

 * (Fire cackling)
 * (Title shows up)
 * Sheen: Ba-dum-dum-dum-bom-bom-bom...
 * Woody: Aaah! Sorry!
 * Sheen: Didn't have to do this but... (knock on door) Come in!
 * Jimmy, Patrick and Gobo: You want to come caroling?
 * Sheen: Why would I want to do that when I chill?
 * Woody: Calm down. Let me tell you the story of A Chipmunk Christmas.
 * Sheen: If you tell it that way, but if you change things around a little bit, it becomes the story of "A CartoonMunk Christmas!"

Chapter 3: The Birth of Sanjay, Arnold and Marty and Their Childhood Years

 * Woody: Once upon a time, there lived a businessman named Felonius Gru. He was attempting to write music in his leaky house. The deadline focusing, a loving mother brought three boys to Gru's doorstep. Their names were Sanjay, Arnold and Marty.
 * Gru: There you three are. Now I'm gonna get some sleep. Goodnight.
 * Sanjay: That poor guy needs help!
 * Arnold: He does need help.
 * Woody: One day, the boys decide to write a song for Gru. When Gru found out, he sent his sons to the zoo as snake bait. So they sang to the snake to avoid getting eaten. When they returned home, the boys convinced Gru, his landlord Woody - that's me, and two of his good friends, Utonium and Dexter's Dad to triple the salaries to the house. They went to school and got good grades. Sanjay lost a kite before he enrolled into school. He played school basketball and loved it. But lacked the heights. But things changed when they got a little older...

Chapter 4: All Grown Up/Gru Packs Up for Retirement

 * (Arnold arrives in a rocket-fueled carriage)
 * Sanjay: Arnold, you're late.
 * Arnold: Sanjay Patel, I am never late. I arrive precisely when I intend to.
 * (Both Arnold and Sanjay laugh)
 * Sanjay: Got the fireworks? Gru's 128th birthday is tonight.
 * Arnold: Yup.
 * (That night, they watched the fireworks shoot up into the sky)
 * Sanjay: Great show.
 * Arnold: They seem to like it.
 * Gru: Dear people. Today is my one-hundred and twenty-eighth birthday. I feel stretched like chocolate pudding spread across too much ham. It has been the wonderful time... of the year. You may think of what you will hear. You have got a little bit of this. And a little bit of that. You might think you'd be flat. Dig right in, before the celebration ends. You have got a little bit of this. And a little bit of that. All of this unhealth food will make you fat. And now it's time to bid you all adieu - not before a present, just for you - my birthday cake.
 * (The cake appears out of nowhere)
 * (The crowd cheers)
 * Arnold: Nice.
 * Sanjay: Gru?!
 * (Gru walks up to his home)
 * Gru: You've outgrew yourself again. (Takes out suitcase) I'll pack up my stuff and get ready to go for my retirement in the planet Tootanny. (puts a cowboy hat, a wingy helmet and some clothes inside) My clothes... (puts an old cowboy doll and an spaceman action figure inside, which look suspiciously similar to Buzz Lightyear and Sheriff Woody Pride) My cowboy doll and spaceman action figure... (spreads a layer of peanut butter) My peanut butter... (puts a dozen pickles on top) And my pickles. (closes suitcase)
 * Woody: I don't remember this house.
 * Gru: That is one coffee maker. Makes tea taste like bath water.
 * Woody: (winces) Bath water?! Tastes yucky.
 * Gru: I intend to find this magic harmonica appealing. This is why I'm leaving. And never coming back. So I'm giving all this stuff to my three sons. (leaves door)
 * Sanjay: (opens the door) Hey, Sheriff Woody. Gru said he's giving his stuff to me.
 * Woody: No one would blame you if you put the harmonica in a box and forgot about it.

Chapter 5: The Spring Valley Mall

 * Woody: The very next morning, I took Sanjay to the Spring Valley Mall.
 * Sanjay: I know that.
 * Woody: Maybe I'll even let you play your harmonica, Sanjay. You have to take a little responsibility in yourself.
 * Sanjay: What a setup.
 * Carolers and Mall Shoppers: ...How I love doing the holiday shopping. Oh, tattoo - tattoo, my tattoo, high school chums, my guru. Each of them must be gifted too. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy, slicers, dicers, skis and skates. Socks and clocks and serving plates... Gloves, galoshes, scarves and sleighs. Scuba gear and negligees. All my friends who never call, they'll expect something small. That's why we scurry to the mall. How I love doing the shopping. I'll be sure not to forget, anyone that I've met. They'll get the bestest presents yet. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy... puppies, guppies, sneakers, shawls, bicycles and bowling balls, tubas, tapes and barbecues, quilts and kilts and tennis shoes. All my friends who never call, they'll expect something small. That's why we scurry to the mall. How I love doing the shopping. I'll be sure not to forget, anyone that I've met. They'll get the bestest presents yet. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy... slicers, dicers, skis and skates. Socks and clocks and serving plates... Gloves, galoshes, scarves and sleighs. Scuba gear and negligees. All my friends who never call, they'll expect something small. That's why we scurry to the mall. How I love doing the shopping. I'll be sure not to forget, anyone that I've met. They'll get the bestest presents yet. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy... slicers, dicers, skis and skates. Socks and clocks and serving plates... Gloves, galoshes, scarves and sleighs. Scuba gear and negligees. All my friends who never call, they'll except something small. That's why we scurry to the mall. They'll get the bestest presents yet. How I love doing the shopping. I'll buy... puppies, guppies, sneakers, shawls, bicycles and bowling balls, tubas, tapes and barbecues, quilts and kilts and tennis shoes, quilts and kilts and module sets, snowmobiles and Chia pets, bicycles and bowling balls, puppies, guppies, sneakers, shawls, snowmobiles and Chia pets, quilts and kilts and module sets, tubas, tapes and barbecues, quilts and kilts and tennis shoes, quilts and kilts and module sets, snowmobiles and Chia pets, bicycles and bowling balls, puppies, guppies, sneakers, shawls, snowmobiles and Chia pets, quilts and kilts and module sets. I shop till I drop, next we do it all again!
 * Sanjay: Hey, Jimmy Neutron.
 * Jimmy Neutron: If you're gonna be elf, play me an elaborate song.
 * Anna: It will be very sweet.
 * Sanjay: Oh, okay. (Pulls out harmonica and plays a tune)
 * Gobo Fraggle: That would get him in the goals.
 * Boober and Wembley Fraggle: I wouldn't hear anything like that.
 * Luigi: We're not crying because we didn't like it.
 * Guido: We're crying because it was beautiful.

Chapter 6: The Closure of the Mall/Gobo, Boober and Wembley Get Arrested

 * Jimmy Neutron: (his face turns red) That wasn't beautiful, that was horrid!
 * Mall Shopper: GET HIM!!!!!!!
 * (Sanjay gets kicked out)
 * Wallace: Gobo, you're going to jail.
 * SpongeBob: And take Boober and Wembley with you!
 * Woody: And just like that, everyone left the mall. Jimmy Neutron put a "CLOSED" sign on the door.
 * Jimmy Neutron: You have ruined the visit once again. When you become an elf, we will reopen this.
 * Sanjay: But, what if someone else takes over my elf job?!
 * Jimmy Neutron: No one will do that. We are closed.
 * Sanjay: What? You can't do this to me. That's unfair.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Come back after Christmas. With cash!
 * Woody: Just like that, Sanjay hung his head low. He returned home.
 * Sanjay: (opens door)
 * Arnold: Sanjay, how was your visit to the mall?
 * Sanjay: It was an absolute disaster. If one more person does this to me, my life will be a complete bust.
 * Arnold: That is nice of you. Maybe you should try to be an elf.
 * Sanjay: Heh-ee... But I don't wanna be an elf! Look at me, I'm puny.
 * Woody: Why not?
 * Sanjay: When I was five, I lost my kite.
 * Arnold: You lost a kite? That's terrible.
 * Sanjay: Loved basketball, but lacked the height.
 * Woody: Basketball is okay, and about that height lacking thing... that was very painful.
 * Sanjay: And now my favorite pants are tight!
 * Woody: That's just... weird. Well, why don't you just take them off?
 * Sanjay: I know that! (brain starts to swell) My brain is full to bursting! If I have to become an elf, I think I'm going to explode!!! (he explodes)
 * Arnold: Dial down the temper, there.
 * Woody: Yeah. Maybe you should just take a deep breath and calm down.
 * Sanjay: (breaths)
 * Arnold: Is that a little better? You could let it out now.
 * Sanjay: (inflates air out) Ooh! Mail call. What's this? A package from my old friend Gru? To Sanjay. This is an elf costume. I'm putting this in my bag.
 * Arnold: Nice.
 * Woody: Where you going now?
 * Sanjay: To give the harmonica away to sick Timmy Turner.
 * Arnold: Good luck!

Chapter 7: Sanjay Revealed!

 * Sanjay: (knocks on Trevor's apartment door) Hello?
 * Karen: (opens a window)
 * Sanjay: Excuse me, but is Timmy home?
 * Karen: He's sick. We tried everything to make him feel better. (pours dust on him)
 * Holly: (opens another window and pours pillow feathers onto Sanjay) You should show forgiveness to Jimmy Neutron.
 * Korra: (opens window)
 * Sanjay: How many maids does he have?
 * Korra: (pours water onto Sanjay) Well, if it isn't Un-Merry Sanjay. If you learned to put others first, none of this would've happened!
 * Patsy: (drops an anvil on Sanjay's head)
 * Sanjay: This is madness. (Knocks anvil off his head) Excuse me, but I must give this away to Timmy.
 * Mr. Arbuckle: Sanjay! Let me show where my son's apartment is. Apartment 12, Room 4.
 * Sanjay: (hops into elevator)
 * Timmy Turner: Sanjay! Thank goodness you're here.
 * Sanjay: I'm here to give this harmonica away. Here you go. This will make you better.
 * Timmy Turner: Thanks.
 * Sanjay: Now if you excuse me, I'll be using your bathroom to change into my elf costume.
 * Timmy Turner: What a nice person.
 * Alvin: (comes out) What do you think? Wish me luck, Timmy.
 * (Arnold knocks on door)
 * Arnold: Sanjay, you look... different.
 * Alvin: I'm Merry Elf Alvin.
 * Arnold: What's this anvil doing here? (Throws it away)
 * (Alvin places a towel on the wet doorstep)
 * Alvin: Come on.
 * Jimmy Neutron: (looks through telescope) Is that who I think it is? Merry Alvin.
 * Alvin: Jimmy Neutron, I'm real sorry about stealing that harmonica.
 * Jimmy Neutron: I'm sure it was an accident, Alvin. You should've told me right away.
 * Alvin: I thought you'd get mad at me.
 * Woody: You will all sit tight to see how things turn out.

Chapter 8: "The Tomato Hunters"

 * Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Sheen, the part of the show where Sheen comes out and sings a silly song.
 * Quartet: Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. There once were tomato hunters who liked to deliver produce around the world. We'll tell you why...
 * The Backson: A morning delivery, a normal day, and nothing is out of place, the tomato hunters are having everything specifically in its trace.
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: We're the Tomato Hunters. We search high  and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * B.O.B.: Though they're farmers, they see that tomatoes rolled into a better home  for them to catch and the hunters had hair to comb.
 * (Timmy scoops up a tomato onboard a boat)
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: That's why we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * Dr. Cockroach: These hunters like finding produce, so it isn't hard to guess, why nothing is so dirty and that none of it is a mess!
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: Oh, we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * The Missing Link: They would never leave out anything, and they'd wash their produce for their hunch, and cleaning doesn't really sound that much fun to a produce hunting bunch!
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: Cause we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * (In Turkey)
 * B.O.B.: These hunters look for proof on their produce-finding quest. They are sure they quite understand the limits of the test.
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: And we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * The Missing Link: The hunters had took it too literally, and applied it to all that they spy. So they're convinced that a tomato can nearly be eaten, and a plane can really fly.
 * Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy, SpongeBob and Timmy: We are the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * (In Greece)
 * The Backson: The produce isn't missing, their pens aren't dull, and the spaghetti must've been banished. They always loved hunting for food, and they have never been vanished.
 * SpongeBob, Sheen, Patrick, Timmy and Jimmy: Well, we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * Dr. Cockroach, B.O.B., and The Missing Link: None of them were fretting cause supermarket owners don't like to wait. Unless they can hurry and find what they need, their delivery would just start very late!
 * SpongeBob, Sheen, Patrick, Jimmy and Timmy: So we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * B.O.B. and The Missing Link: These hunters are hungry for lunch, and their options are always really plain. They'd like an all-you-can-eat buffet from their favorite Mexican restaurant chain.
 * SpongeBob, Sheen, Patrick, Timmy and Jimmy: That's right, we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * Dr. Cockroach and The Backson: But when the hunters pull up to the window, what they found out wasn't a shock. The restaurant is always open, and it will be, and it closes at eleven o'clock!
 * SpongeBob, Sheen, Patrick, Timmy and Jimmy: You got that right, cause we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * Dr. Cockroach and The Missing Link: These hunters as you clearly know always had strange stuff up their sleeves. They did not give the tip, no matter the bills, you might have to see to believe.
 * Sheen, Patrick, SpongeBob, Jimmy and Timmy: You're right, and we're the Tomato Hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * The Backson and B.O.B.: Their love for food was known for miles and miles  as tonic for this and that. But how it restored their hunting- well, no one will ever notice that!
 * Sheen, Patrick, SpongeBob, Jimmy and Timmy: Absolutely correct that we're the tomato hunters. We search high and low on our farm for any produce in our sight.
 * The Backson: It's the end of their produce quest.
 * B.O.B.: And that just nearly seems to fit in.
 * Dr. Cockroach: But if they had to make one more stop.
 * The Missing Link: Their patience might wear thin.
 * Sheen, Patrick, SpongeBob, Jimmy and Timmy: Right on, cause we're the Tomato Hunters. We searched high and low on each farm for any produce in our sights. We searched high and low on each farm for any produce in our sights.

Chapter 9: The Spirit of Christmas

 * Arnold: I know Alvin's excited about this. He'll have a special place for him.
 * Marty: Yeah, like the basement.
 * Arnold: Let's do some elf training.
 * (Alvin sits on a rock)
 * (Arnold throws two rolls of toilet paper onto a tree)
 * (Alvin does the same thing)
 * (Arnold opens a door and dumps paint onto a person)
 * (Alvin does the same thing)
 * Arnold: You're gonna see about dropping a heavy object on a two-week old unrefrigerated cake.
 * Alvin: Okay. (Drops a big piano onto cake)
 * Arnold: (Tastes the cake) BATHROOM!!!!!!! (throws up)
 * Alvin: I'm gonna give a sheep this haircut. (pulls out razor)
 * A sheep: (gets naked)
 * Arnold: Why, Alvin, you're the intelligent master of this household! Jimmy Neutron will reopen this mall and you can tell him it was a big mistake. Remember that poem Woody wrote a month ago - "The Spirit of Christmas". To get it means to get it. You don't just make a Christmas list, you get it. It's what you give to others. Yes, it's a giving time.
 * Alvin: I need to get some rest for tomorrow's competition.

Chapter 10: Merry Alvin's Epiphany

 * Alvin: I'm gonna think about what I'll do tomorrow.
 * (Flashback)
 * Mung Daal: Morning, son. You look... different.
 * Alvin: I know that.
 * (Rushes off)
 * Jimmy Neutron: Hey, Alvin. We're gonna redesign this mall.
 * Alvin: Thanks.
 * (Flashback ends)
 * (Clattering)
 * Alvin: (Startles) Who's there? If you're the visitor, then you are early!
 * Person: Whoops!
 * Alvin: (looks around, drinking from a tea cup) Yes! I'm gonna be awake. Not tired. Just gonna stay wide... awake.
 * (A spotlight shines)
 * Alvin: Anyone can tell me why people make rules for me. I have to think that is the key. It's the inspiration that gave me to be a good man. If you're near me, you will be a positively great fan. What would Jimmy Neutron think? Would he think of me as pink? I'll find that out. You may dig in, before you think. What would Jimmy Neutron think? You may think of me as a drink.

Chapter 11: The Grand Reopening of the Spring Valley Mall

 * (That morning...)
 * Coraline: (opens door) Come with us.
 * Timmy Turner, Utonium, and Dexter's Dad: Yes!
 * Coraline: We can take that rocket carriage to the mall.
 * Alvin: Okay, rockets 1 to 5 have got coming here. Rockets 6 to 10 helps you get there. You will never use Rocket 11. The brakes work if you're on the ground. Try to stay on the ground.
 * Woody: We're gonna follow them!
 * Arnold: You had to stick with my lies.
 * Marty: You should've told him about Trevor.
 * (They drove to a hot desert)
 * Timmy Turner: How are we gonna cross Death Valley? We'll be barbecued!
 * Alvin: Oh, Magic 8 Ball, give us a misty path so we can travel through?
 * (Liquid swishes)
 * Alvin: "Yes".
 * (Cloud of mist approaches)
 * Woody, Arnold and Marty: (fly through)
 * Alvin: How's the ice-cube feeding going, Coraline?
 * Coraline: Going good.
 * Alvin: Here we go!
 * (Cloud of mist disappears)
 * Arnold: (falls into the rocket carriage)
 * Alvin: Look out. Dodging wagons.
 * (They crash through bakery and bank)
 * Alvin: There are two rockets left.
 * Arnold: Only a few more blocks, and we'll be there.
 * Coraline: People of the mall, break out the holiday gear!
 * (Crowd cheers)
 * Alvin: And reopen the mall. And someone bring me my elf village post!
 * (They let him in)
 * Alvin: I'm waiting to pass my test. Thank you. (Passes test)
 * Jimmy Neutron: Nice.
 * Alvin: God wants us to think of other people first, not just yourself.
 * Woody: And so, Alvin lived happily ever after. The end.
 * Sheen: Thanks. Now if you excuse me...
 * Jimmy, Patrick and Gobo: Now, let's go.
 * Sheen: See ya later, Woody!

Chapter 12: End Credits

 * Directed by JimmyandFriends
 * Written by John A. Davis and Taylor R. Smith
 * Produced by John Lasseter, Chris Meledandri
 * Edited by Steve Banks
 * Musical Score Composed, Performed and Produced by Kurt Heinecke
 * (JimmyandFriends's Entertainment shows up)