Hopper/The Raccoon Twins

Hopper, retitled The Raccoon Twins for American audience, is the sixteenth episode of the second season of Pongo the Dalmatian and Friends, and the forty-second episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Break Van/Donald and Douglas.

Cast

 * Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward
 * Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
 * The Raccoon Twins (from Peter Pan) as Donald and Douglas
 * Hopper (from A Bug's Life) as The Spiteful Breakvan
 * Other Grasshoppers (from A Bug's Life) as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Pongo (from 101 Dalmatians) as Thomas (cameo)
 * Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry (cameo)
 * Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "The Raccoon Twins are lost boys, and have arrived from Neverland to help Mickey Mouse, but only one boy had been expected. The twins meant well, but did cause confusion. Mickey had given them numbers; the first Raccoon Twin 9, and the second Raccoon Twin 10, but he was still planning to send one boy home.

There was a grasshopper named Hopper in the yard that had taken a dislike to Raccoon Twin #2. Things always went wrong when he had to take him out. His work was late, and he was blamed. Raccoon Twin #2 began to worry.

Raccoon Twin #1, his twin, was angry."

Raccoon Twin #1: "You're a muckle nuisance!"

Narrator: "Said Raccoon Twin #1."

Raccoon Twin #1: "It's to leave you behind I'd be wanting!"

Hopper: "You can't."

Narrator: "Said Hopper."

Hopper: "I'm essential."

Raccoon Twin #1: "Ach! Are you?"

Narrator: "Raccoon Twin #1 burst out."

Raccoon Twin #1: "You're nothing but a screechin' and a noise when all's said and done. Spite Raccoon Twin #2, would you? Take that!"

Hopper: "Oh! Ow ow!"

Narrator: "Cried Hopper."

Raccoon #1: "There's more coming, should you misbehave."

Narrator: "Hopper behaved better after that. Until one day, Raccoon Twin #1 had an accident.

The road was slippery. He couldn't stop in time."

(CRASH!)

"Mickey was most annoyed."

Micky Mouse: "I am disappointed, Raccoon Twin #1. I did not expect such, um... clumsiness from you.

I have decided to send Raccoon Twin #2 back and keep you."

Raccoon Twin #1: "I'm sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Said Raccoon Twin #1."

Mickey Mouse: "I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now Donald will have to help with the goods work, while you are mended. Donald won't like that."

Narrator: "Mickey was right. Donald grumbled dreadfully."

Raccoon Twin #2: "Anyone would think,"

Narrator: "Said Raccoon Twin #2."

Raccoon Twin #2: "That Raccoon Twin #1 had his accident on purpose.

I heard tell about a duck and some tar barrels."

Donald Duck: "Shut up!"

Narrator: "Said Donald."

Donald Duck: "It's not funny!"

Narrator: "He didn't like to be reminded of his own accident."

Raccoon Twin #2: "Well, well, well,"

Narrator: "Said Raccoon Twin #2,"

Raccoon Twin #2: "Surely, Donald, it wasn't you. You didn't say!"

Narrator: "Donald didn't say. He slouched sulkily away."

Hopper: "He's cross."

Narrator: "Snickered Hopper."

Hopper: "We'll try to make him crosser still."

Grasshoppers: "Hold back!"

Narrator: "Giggled the other grasshoppers to each other.

Donald did his best, but he was exhausted when they reached Hercules' station.

Luckily, Raccoon Twin #2 was there."

Donald Duck: "Help me up the hill, please." (Pant)

Narrator: "Panted Donald."

Donald Duck: "These grasshoppers are playing tricks."

Raccoon Twin #2: "We'll show them!"

Narrator: "Said Raccoon Twin #2.

Slowly but surely, the snorting Disney Characters forced the grasshoppers up the hill, but Donald was losing strength."

Donald Duck: "I can't do it! I can't do it!"

Raccoon Twin #2: "Leave it to me!"

Narrator: "Shouted Raccoon Twin #2.

The guard was anxious."

Guard: "Go steady! Hopper's breaking!"

Narrator: "Hopper was in pieces.

No one had been hurt, and soon Hercules came to clear the mess. Mickey Mouse was on board."

Mickey Mouse: "I might have known it would be Raccoon Twin #2!"

Narrator: "He said."

Hercules: "Raccoon Twin #2 was grand, sir."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Hercules: "Donald had no strength left, but Raccoon Twin #2 worked hard enough for three. I heard him from my yard."

Mickey Mouse: "Two would have been enough."

Narrator: "Said Mickey."

Mickey Mouse: "I want to be fair, Raccoon Twin #2, but... I don't know. I really don't know."

Narrator: "Mickey was making up his mind about something. But that's another story."