Hoity Toity (Spike and Friends song)

Hoity Toity is a song from Spike the Dragon and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends song, Sir Topham Hatt.

Lyrics

 * His name is Hoity Toity
 * Some people say he's - Stout!!
 * Rather rotund, really quite round
 * But he doesn't see it like that
 * He considers he's a gentleman of merit,
 * with a town exquisitely fine
 * But his main aim is to see that his animals
 * run right on time!


 * Hoity - Hoity Toity
 * He's the head of the town
 * There is no doubt about that
 * Leader of the path
 * It's as plain as plain can be
 * for everyone to see that it's
 * Hoity Toity's Town!


 * One day he was having breakfast,
 * when Spike decided to call
 * He arrived unexpected
 * and quite uninvited
 * Straight through the dining room wall!
 * "My goodness!" said the Fashion Critic,
 * "why didn't you knock at the door?
 * This won't do at all, just look at my wall
 * and my breakfast on the floor!"


 * Hoity - Hoity Toity
 * He's the head of the town
 * There is no doubt about that
 * Leader of the path
 * It's as plain as plain can be
 * for everyone to see that it's
 * Hoity Toity's Town!


 * He's so proud of his animals
 * Each and everyone
 * And though he's strict and meticulous
 * Favourites he has none
 * If ever there is trouble,
 * you know who will be there
 * "If there's ever a crash, a smash or a muddle,
 * he's there on the double, no trouble!"
 * 'Cos it's Hoity Toity's Town!


 * When Big Macintosh stayed in the tunnel,
 * everyone tried to push.
 * But Hoity Toity would have none of that,
 * "My doctor has forbidden me to push!"
 * And one day the wind blew his hair off!
 * A goat in the field saw his chance...
 * He just picked up the hair, said "Thank you for that!"
 * And ate it up for lunch!


 * Hoity - Hoity Toity
 * He's the head of the town
 * There is no doubt about that
 * Leader of the path
 * It's as plain as plain can be
 * for everyone to see that it's
 * Hoity Toity's Town!


 * Hoity - Hoity Toity
 * He's the head of the town
 * There is no doubt about that
 * Leader of the path
 * It's as plain as plain can be
 * for everyone to see that it's
 * Hoity Toity's Town!


 * Hoity Toity's Town!
 * Hoity Toi-ty!