Ballad of Little Jenna Part 1

Transcript
In numbers too big to ignore And I know too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've heard it all before And I've been down there on the floor No one's ever gonna keep me down again Oh yes I am wise But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, I've paid the price But look how much I gained If I have to, I can do anything I am strong I am invincible I am woman You can bend but never break me 'cause it only serves to make me More determined to achieve my final goal And I come back even stronger Not a novice any longer 'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul Oh yes I am wise But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, I've paid the price But look how much I gained If I have to, I can do anything I am strong I am invincible I am woman I am woman watch me grow See me standing toe to toe As I spread my lovin' arms across the land But I'm still an embryo With a long long way to go Until I make my brother understand Oh yes I am wise But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, I've paid the price But look how much I gained If I have to I can face anything I am strong I am invincible I am woman Oh, I am woman I am invincible I am strong I am woman I am invincible I am strong I am woman'''
 * (Fade up to a medieval kingdom)
 * Minstrel 1: (Singing) Long, long ago; way out in royalty, there lived sisters...
 * Minstrel 2: Royal sisters.
 * Minstrel 1: Ah, right. Royal sisters.
 * Ginger Snap: Hello, little princes and princesses!
 * Minstrel 2: With royal accents.
 * Minstrel 1: What?!
 * Minstrel 2: It's a royalty story.
 * Minstrel 1: Okay. Anyway, their names were Ginger Snap, Orange Blossom, Angel Cake, Blueberry Muffin, Raspberry Torte, Rainbow Sherbert and Lemon Meringue. Oh, and Huck.
 * Sisters: HEY HUCK!
 * Huck: Hey. Why did you call me a sister? I'm a boy!
 * Minstrel 1: But then there's a young girl who was too little to come outside. Oh, and one more, Little Jenna.
 * Huck: Look who decided to show up.
 * Jenna: Hey guys. Wait until you'll hear that crazy dream I had last night.
 * Huck: QUIET LITTLE JENNA! WE'RE WORKING FOR THE KING!
 * Jenna: Oh, right.
 * Minstrel 1: Little Jenna was quite different from the others. Besides talking differently, God had gave her organizational skills.
 * (Sheep hop)
 * Jenna: What kinda work are you doing? Exactly?
 * Servant: They must count our animals. But everytime they do...
 * (Yawns were heard)
 * Jenna: Maybe it wouldn't be boring. If you put the animals in groups, then you should count 'em.
 * Ginger: That's ridiculous!
 * Huck: You know nothing!
 * (They look at each other for a beat)
 * Huck: (whispers to two sisters) Put them in groups of ten.
 * Jenna: So, can I tell you about my dream now?
 * Ginger: (sighs) Little Jenna, every morning you come to us with another one of your silly dreams!
 * Huck: Well, personally; I sail around on my skateboard.
 * (Triangle bell rings)
 * Geo: Come and get it!
 * (They all rush in)
 * Geo: Not so fast, fellas. Today is Jenna's birthday. But not just any one, she's a woman!
 * Jenna: But... I didn't prepare anything. (Smoke pours out of Hop Sing's kitchen)
 * Geo: Hurry up with that, will ya!
 * Hop Sing: (off-screen) I'm hurrying!
 * Huck: Aww, man! Smoke came out! (Coughs)
 * Hop Sing: (emerges from kitchen) Happy birthday, Little Jenna. (Gives her a vest)
 * Geo: What are you waiting for? Try it on.
 * Jenna: Thank you, you Hop Sing dude.
 * Geo: Little Jenna's wearing a vest, made from the finest calf hinds, perfect for riding the range.
 * Huck: And what does that say?
 * Ginger: It says (shoves Hop Sing back into the kitchen and puts up a sign on his door which reads "You are not as special as your sister! I'm leaving!") "You are not as special as your sister! I'm leaving!"
 * Jenna: And for my birthday wish, I want to tell you a dream. Barrels bent down toward me. Crazy, huh?
 * Ginger: What are you saying? Barrels don't bend!
 * (A piano falls on Hop Sing's cake. Jenna leaves the house)
 * Geo: You'd better cut down on the bratwurst before bed again.
 * Minstrel 1: Jenna's dreams didn't make her sisters any better. Jenna became hurt.
 * (Mountain side)
 * Jenna: Hey, why are we here at this old mineshaft?
 * Rainbow: Ah, this is where I hid something.
 * Jenna: I don't see it.
 * Huck: You are not looking hard enough.
 * Jenna: No, I still don't see anything...
 * Huck: Well, then how about now? Hahahahahahahahaha!
 * Jenna: (falls in) A goat must've bumped me or somethin'.
 * Huck: This is where we bow down before you?
 * Ginger: You're gonna have a lotta fun down there.
 * (They laugh evilly. Jenna lies on the ground. A rope flies in. She gets out of the shaft.)
 * Jenna: Oh dear. (Desperados tie her up) Untie me! You better come to your senses!
 * (They throw her into their invisible boatmobile)
 * Huck: See ya next Christmas. Bye!
 * Minstrel 1: Jenna started to cry.
 * (Her vest is thrown onto the table)
 * Ginger: Jenna met with a horrible horse accident.
 * Geo: No! Where've you gone?
 * Jenna: '''I am woman, hear me roar
 * Minstrel 1: Little Jenna didn't know where she was, or where she was going. She never got away from the ranch before. She was on the run with dangerous men.
 * Jenna: Did you put out the campfire last night? (Fire burns the map)