Cilan Throws A Tantrum

PLOT: Cilan was a 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD, but Chili and Cress scold him.

CHARACTERS:

Cilan, Chili, Cress, Iris (all from Pokemon)

THE STORY:

Narrator: One day Cilan, Chili, and Cress went to the video store. Cilan sees a 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD.

Cilan: Chili, Cress, may I have this 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD?

Cress: No. You have many Barney CDs at home.

Chili: And it's a phony!

Cilan: (bursts into tears) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT THE BARNEY CD!

Cress: You can cry all you want, but it ain't gonna help!

Chili: Cilan...YOU MUST DIE!

Narrator: Cilan was in a very bad mood because he couldn't get the 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD. Iris walked up and saw the tantrum.

Iris: What's he blabbering about?

Cilan: I WANT BARNEY! WAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAH!

Iris: I'm calling the police. (dials the police)

Cilan: WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Narrator: The police arrive with guns.

Cop 1: You have the right to remain silent!

Cilan: I WANT MY BARNEY! I WANT MY BARNEY! NOOOOOOOO!

Cop 2: What a baby.

Cilan: Well can I have the 2002 Wiggles Pole-Dancing Kit?

Cop 1: No. It's an inappropriate toy!

Cop 2: And besides it's a phony!

Cilan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Cress: Take him away.

Narrator: The cops subdue Cilan and handcuff him.

Cilan: WAAAAAAAAAH! MOMMY!

Iris: Bye-bye, Cilan! See you in 40 years!

Narrator: The cops take Cilan to jail.