Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy

Based on the Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Movies and all those Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Series, Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd n Eddy is a series featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have 2 Thomas stories. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-7 can be used. No stories from Season 8-present allowed.

Minor Guest Stars

 * Schemer
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (The Ed-Touchables)
 * 2) Edward Helps Out (Nagged to an Ed)

Trivia

 * Thomas Gets Tricked is restored

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Takes the Plunge (Pop Goes the Ed)
 * 2) The Trouble with Mud (Over your Ed)

Trivia

 * Percy Takes the Plunge is restored.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Meets the Queen (Sir Ed-a-lot)
 * 2) A Big Day for Thomas (A Pinch to Grow an Ed)

Quotes

 * Sarah: Bye bye!
 * Eddy: Ed! Get me out!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: You really like being a queen, don't you Sarah?
 * Jimmy: AAAHHHH!!!!!! A little man!!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Relax, Jimmy. I am not going to hurt you. Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service.
 * Jimmy: H-hi, Mr. Conductor. How did you know my name?
 * Mr. Conductor: My friends, the Eds told me about you.
 * Sarah: And me?
 * Mr. Conductor: Absolutely. You know, I have a friend, named Thomas The Tank Engine.
 * Jimmy: Ooh... I want to hear about him!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I heard the other day, Thomas had met the Queen.
 * Jimmy: Thomas met the queen?!
 * Eddy: I'll bet that queen wasn't a spoiled brat like Sarah!
 * Conductor: Well in fact, she was nicer than Sarah, but no offense to you, Sarah.
 * Sarah: Tell me and Jimmy about the queen, Mr. Conductor.
 * Edd: Please, tell us about it, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes.... (Blows whistle and "Thomas Meets The Queen" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mind that Bike (George Carlin, Read All About Ed)
 * 2) Something in the Air (Alec Baldwin, Quick Shot Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: So you want to deliver lots of newspapers, eh? Do you know who you'd be good friends with? Thomas and Percy's friend, Tom Tipper.
 * Edd: Is Tom Tipper an engine, too?
 * Mr. Conductor: My, no! Tom Tipper is a postman. He thought one time that he wouldn't deliver mail as soon as it used to be.
 * Edd: My! Did Tom Tipper develop any dilemmas?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, he had a little problem with Percy's train. Let me show you what I mean.
 * Edd: Okay.
 * Mr. Conductor: (Blows whistle and "Mind That Bike" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Taking pictures of others seems really underhanded, Eddy.
 * Eddy: Ah, what could happen, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well for one, the trouble you'd cause for them might come back at you. Just like the other night on the Island Of Sodor when Henry ignored Thomas' warning about danger on the tracks and had a nasty accident.
 * Edd: What happened to Henry?
 * Eddy: Did he get his picture taken?
 * Mr. Conductor: Not exactly, Eddy.
 * Ed: Ooh, ooh! Was Henry added to a calendar?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, Ed. But Henry was all fogged up you might say, let me show you what I mean. (Blows whistle and "Something In The Air" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Daisy (An Ed too Many)
 * 2) One Good Turn (Ed-n-Seek)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Games can be great fun. You know who would really enjoy hide and seek? My friends, Bill and Ben.
 * Edd: Who are they exactly, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Have I ever told you about Ben and BIll? Or is it Bill and Ben? I can never remember. Maybe you can tell them apart. (blows whistle and "One Good Turn" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel (Look into my Eds)
 * 2) Toad Stands By (Tag yer Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, You seem to get quite a laugh from hypnotizing people. Reminds me of Diesel's mishap from his 1st day on Sodor.
 * Edd: Who's Diesel and what's so comical about a mishap?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir Topham Hatt brought him to the railway to help. Let me tell you what happened. (blows whistle and "Pop Goes the Diesel" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved from Scrap (George Carlin, Dawn of the Eds)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin, Virt-Ed-Go)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (Who, What, Where, Ed!)
 * 2) Henry's Forest (Keeping up with the Eds)

Quote 1

 * Edd: That'll take weeks.


 * Eddy: Not with what I got. C'mon, Frankenstein.


 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor. I could only say that whatever Eddy does, he makes things worse!


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, maybe Eddy will surprise you and everything will pan out. In fact, didn't it work out for Henry and his forest?


 * Edd: Henry's Forest? I've no memory of that.


 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I've never told you about Henry and his forest? How Sad (Blows Whistle and "Henry's Forest" begins)

Quote 2

 * Thomas: But What? We can't mend broken trees.


 * (then the steam filled up the screen returning us to Edd's backyard)


 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, why have you stopped? What's to become of the forest?


 * Mr. Conductor: I'm afraid it will have to wait. You and I should get to work on repairing the backyard.


 * Edd: Right-O!


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, shall we get to work?

Quote 3

 * Ed: Sarah's fine.


 * Mr. Conductor: You know Ed, you were just as concerned about Sarah the same way as Henry when a storm damaged his forest.


 * Ed: What happened?


 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you about it.


 * Eddy: Yeah yeah yeah, just hurry up and tell, I've got jawbreakers to buy.


 * Mr. Conductor: Patience Eddy, please. Now where was I... oh yes! Henry's Forest. (Blows whistle and continues telling "Henry's Forest")

Trivia

 * 2nd time a Thomas story is put in 2 parts. The 1st being was in "Mr. Conductor & Elmo saves Christmas"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) No Joke for James (Fool on the Ed)
 * 2) Tender Engines (A Boy and his Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Conductor (It's Way Ed)
 * 2) The Runaway (Laugh Ed Laugh)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy's gone as out of control as Thomas did when he returned from the works.
 * Edd: Was he going crazy from the lack of working on his branchline? I know I'd go crazy without my usual routine.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, Something else was wrong. I'll have to start on the start and begin at the beginning. (blows whistle and "The Runaway" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (Eds-Agerate)
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars (Oath to an Ed)

Quotes

 * Eddy: Kev's such a sap. Muckey boys.
 * (Mr. Conductor Appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't think that was a very good idea, Eddy.
 * Eddy: It was just a fib, Mr. C. Kevin would kill me if he knew what really happened.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor's right, Eddy. The truth should've been revealed
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed. In fact, some lies have been going around on the Island of Sodor.
 * Edd: You mean even the engines have lied?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you. It's a story about..telling stories (blows whistle and "Diesel's Devious Deed" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Fish (A Glass of Warm Ed)
 * 2) Whistles and Sneezes (Flea Bitten Ed)

Quote 1

 * Eddy: You were great. You ate everything, including Jimmy!


 * Ed: Oh, no! Jimmy, don't tell Sarah! Guys help me!


 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy's just joking, Ed. But with an appetite like that, you could've very well eaten a train of fish Duck crashed into on Sodor!


 * Edd: Duck? Would that be the engine who tricked Henry about tenders?


 * Mr. Conductor: Right you are, Edd! I'll tell you about it.


 * Ed: It's storytime, Jimmy.


 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.


 * Mr: Conductor: (Blows Whistle and "Fish" begins)


 * (After Story)


 * Edd: That was pretty interesting, Mr. C.


 * Eddy: Yeah, I bet monobrow could eat the whole train in one bite!

Quote 2

 * (Mr. Conductor appears right after Ed sneezes)
 * Mr. Conductor: Wow! That was quite a sneeze, Ed!
 * Ed: Double Doctor-D?
 * Edd: You appear to be allergic to rabbits, Ed.
 * Ed: Mr. Conductor, why are you in a box?
 * Mr. Conductor: I came down with a case of "Antarctic Fever" while playing with my penguin friends. Sarah and Jimmy kindly made this box for me to sleep in.
 * Edd: I hope you feel better soon, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you, Edd. Now that you wished me well, how would you and the Eds like to hear a story?
 * Ed: I wanna hear it!
 * Eddy: All right, Mr. Conductor. (groans)
 * Edd:  Oh, yes please, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: This story is about Henry The Green Engine. He had an accident and came back with a wonderful new shape. I gotta warn you, like Ed, it has some sneezing in it so stand back! (Blows whistle and "Whistles & Sneezes" begins)

Trivia

 * In "Flea Bitten Ed" when Mr. Conductor appears after Ed sneezed, he shows up in his box from the Shining Time Station episode, "Achoo."

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Funnel (Button Yer Ed)
 * 2) All at Sea (Avast Ye Eds)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 1 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Ed)
 * 2) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (Ready, Set...Ed!)

Quotes

 * Eddy: NOT KNITTING!!!!! We move to plan B. Knitting? Please...
 * Mr. Conductor: Good luck, Eddy, Let's just hope you have a better endgame than Gordon did. He was acting the same way towards another engine and had a bad outcome.
 * Eddy: Fill me in on it, Mr. C. I'm game to hear.
 * Mr. Conductor: As you wish (blows whistle and "Gordon and the Famous Visitor" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 2

Thomas Stories

 * 1) No Sleep for Cranky (Knock, Knock, Who's Ed?)
 * 2) Gordon and the Gremlin (One Plus One Equals Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Breaks the Rules (Know it All Ed)
 * 2) A New Friend for Thomas (Dear Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Eddy, the way you were trying to keep the kids in order reminds me of the time Thomas got in trouble with the police.


 * Edd: (gasp) Thomas got in trouble with the police?!


 * Eddy: Did Thomas have to pay a fine, too?


 * Mr. Conductor: Not exactly, but he did end up in a lot of trouble. (Blows whistle and "Thomas Breaks The Rules" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry Truck (Hands Across Ed)
 * 2) Dunkin' Duncan (Floss Your Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Alec Baldwin, In Like Ed)
 * 2) Thomas and Stepney (George Carlin, Who Let the Ed In?)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin, Home Cooked Eds)
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up (George Carlin, Rambling Ed)

Quotes

 * Ed: I'm a cowboy! Bang Bang!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi Rolf. Everything going fine with the Eds?
 * Rolf: A Burden has been placed on Rolf.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sometimes it takes time to get used to having new company around. Take the story of Oliver-
 * Rolf: A Store of Olives? No thank you. I am not hungry.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, I mean the story of Oliver The Great Western Engine, when he was still new to The Island Of Sodor. Well, You can't take it unless I give it to you. Right? (Blows whistle and "Oliver Owns Up" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (Alec Baldwin, To Sir with Ed)
 * 2) Wrong Road (George Carlin, Key to my Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin, Honor Thy Ed)
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin, Scrambled Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble [S2] (Urban Ed)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (Stop, Look and Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Eddy, you've certainly spread the No Rules Rule word to the other kids.
 * Edd: At least you and I know best to follow rules and regulations, Mr. Conductor.
 * Eddy: Oh well, Looks like you guys will miss out on skating in the wet cement rink.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Eddy, rules and regulations have to be followed in order to keep us safe and in order. On the Island Of Sodor, there are many rules and regulations that must be obeyed, and when the engines forget that, things can go very wrong. Take the story of Duck's first workday on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Edd: I don't think we ever heard that one, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I didn't tell you about when Duck first arrived? How sad. (Blows whistle and "Duck Takes Charge" begins)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars hosting his radio show again from "Is Anybody There?" as part of a City Attraction in "Urban Ed"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes To Breakfast [told by George Carlin] (Rent A Ed)
 * 2) Bye George! [told by Alec Baldwin] (Shoo Ed)

Quotes
Quote 2
 * Mr. Conductor: Now think about this first, Eddy. After all, You and Ed have caused alot of damage today.
 * Eddy: Ah, What could happen?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well for one, You could end up as bad as Thomas. He didn't think and he had quite an accident. Well, Let me tell you about it. (Blows Whistle and "Thomas Comes To Breakfast" Begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: This plan of getting rid of Johnny from others sounds rather underhanded, Eddy. In fact, Johnny's just as big of a bother as George.
 * Edd: George? Would that be the one who failed to deliver the controller to his wife's party?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed. But I'm afraid he's caused the engines alot of trouble. (blows whistle and "Bye George!" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Ed in a Half Shell)
 * 2) A Better View for Gordon (Mirror, Mirror on the Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Attraction (George Carlin, Hot Buttered Ed)
 * 2) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Angelis, High Heeled Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Eddy, being angry that Kevin took your spot doesn't always fix the problem. Bulstrode was acting the same way with the freight cars until he was taught a lesson.


 * Eddy: Who the heck is Bulstrode?!


 * Edd: And what kind of name is Bulstrode, Mr. Conductor? I've never known somebody named Bulstrode.


 * Mr. Conductor: He's a very impatient and ill-tempered barge. Percy soon found that out for himself. I'll tell you about it.


 * Edd: And PLEASE Mr. Conductor, make it quick! I must find more sunscreen!


 * Mr. Conductor: Patience, Edd. Just try to calm down. Now where was I? (Blows Whistle and "Special Attraction" Begins)

Quote 2

 * (Mr. Conductor's Cousin Appears)


 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Jimmy.


 * (Jimmy screams)


 * Jimmy: Who are you?!


 * Mr. Conductor: Relax, Jimmy. I'm not going to hurt you. Allow me to properly introduce myself. My name is Ringo but you may call me Mr. Conductor.


 * Jimmy: I have a friend named Mr. Conductor, too!


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, he is my cousin. He went go-karting with your other lads. Unfortunately, he has to watch the lads race together because he is much too short to drive.


 * Jimmy: Mr. Conductor, why do you have a butterfly net?


 * Mr. Conductor: I'm going to catch some butterflies. And by the way, you get along with Sarah and Nazz very well. My friend Thomas most recently got along with his new friend Emily.


 * Jimmy: Gee wilikers, Mr. C! Who is Emily?


 * Mr. C: She is a very beautiful engine. I'll tell you about her. And by the way, Jimmy, never beat a golden monarch butterfly in a game of cards. They get angry! (Blows Whistle and "Emily's New Coaches" begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) guest stars in "High Heeled Ed".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (Fa-La-La-La-Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (Cry Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Almost everyone's in such holiday spirit. I'd a Christmas in July? is just what this cul-de-sac needs!
 * Ed: Have they got Christmas where Thomas lives, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of Course. Let me tell you all about Christmas on the Island Of Sodor. (Blows whistle and "Thomas' Christmas Party" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Eddy. Faking being hurt won't get you attention. Sir Handel was acting the same way as you. He pretended he was ill and Peter Sam was the one who ended up being hurt.
 * Edd: My! What happened? I-Is he okay?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I thought you'd never ask! (Blows whistle and "Rusty Helps Peter Sam" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 2 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret [told by Alec Baldwin] (Wish You Were Ed)
 * 2) Trouble For Thomas [told by George Carlin] (Momma's Little Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 3

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Granpuff (George Carlin, Once Upon An Ed)
 * 2) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin, For Your Ed Only)

Quotes
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 * Johnny: Boy, this story stinks.
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 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm glad you asked. This is a story about a story. (blows whistle and "Granpuff" begins)

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 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Mr. Conductor: Edd's right Eddy. Ignoring the warnings on the diary might stir up trouble.
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Ed: If Sarah finds out her diary's missing, she'll tell mom!
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Eddy: Quit whining about it, Ed!
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Mr. Conductor: No, Ed's right, Eddy. Reading Sarah's diary is bad, but it can't be any worse than when Gordon ignored Salty's warnings.
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Eddy: Was Gordon planning revenge on Salty?
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Mr. Conductor: No, but he's still got himself in an awful mess. (Blows whistle and "Gordon Takes A Tumble" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Baldwin, It Came From Outer Ed)
 * 2) Rusty to the Rescue (George Carlin, 3 Squares and an Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin, Dueling Eds)
 * 2) James Learns A Lesson (George Carlin, Dim Lit Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Jack Jumps In (Michael Angelis, Will Work for Ed)
 * 2) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin, Ed, Ed And Away)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: A little work can help you get far in life. But be careful, my friend, Jack jumped in where he didn't belong and it ended rather bad for him.
 * Eddy: Jack? Who the heck's that?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a front loader and his first day went fine at first, but ended bad much like how Ed's doing on his first day. Allow me to explain. (blows whistle and "Jack Jumps In" begins)
 * (After The Story)
 * Edd: My. Jack certainly sounded upset, but at least his new friends cheered him up. If only Ed could've heard that story.
 * Mr. Conductor: Jack will get his second chance, but it'll have to wait another day. My cousin will tell you as he was there at the time. Now if you'll excuse me, I must attend to important matters. (disappears)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) guest stars in "Will Work for Ed"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Goes Buzz Buzz (X Marks the Ed)
 * 2) Steamroller (From Here to Ed)

Trivia

 * James Goes Buzz Buzz is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, Stacy Cleans Up.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis (Boys Will be Eds)
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race (Ed or Tails)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin, Gimme, Gimme Never Ed)
 * 2) Heroes (George Carlin, My Fair Ed)

Quotes

 * Eddy: I'm listening!
 * Johnny: Plank says "You need a breathmint, Eddy."
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Johnny, this could take a while for Edd to build. How would you and Plank like to hear about a ride Toad went for on the Island Of Sodor?
 * Johnny: A toad went on a ride?! Far out!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it isn't "a" toad, but a breakvan named Toad. (Blows whistle and "Busy Going Backwards" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon, Rock-a-Bye-Ed)
 * 2) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin, O-Ed-Eleven)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Fear is usually hard to handle. Reminds me of when Skarloey was afraid of crossing an old bridge.
 * Edd: Perhaps Ed would like to hear it.
 * Ed: Was Skarloey afraid the bridge was going to eat him?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't think so, but...let me explain. (blows whistle and "The Old Bridge" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon Takes a Dip (George Carlin, The Luck of the Ed)
 * 2) Thomas and the Rumours (Ed...Pass it on...)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Predicament (Brother, Can you spare an Ed?)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (The Day the Ed stood still)

Quotes

 * Ed: Sarah! dog meat!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh Dear! Oh my! Oh dear! Eddy's gotten you guys in a lot of hot water this time!
 * Edd: What are we to do when Sarah finds out, Mr. Conductor?
 * Eddy: You mean IF she finds out? I got it covered.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I wouldn't count on it, Eddy. After all, Percy thought he could keep the cars under control and he ended up in a predicament as bad as this.
 * Ed: Did Percy get turned into dog meat, Mr. Conductor?!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but...Well...I'll tell you. (blows whistle and "Percy's Predicament" begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (George Carlin, An Ed in the Bush)
 * 2) Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin, See No Ed)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas (Is There an Ed in the House?)
 * 2) A Proud Day for James (An Ed is Born)

Quotes

 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">(Mr. Conductor appears)
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Edd: Why, Mr. Conductor, We've just learned Sarah's sick. Would you know any good remedies?
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Mr. Conductor: I think I know a few, but she isn't the only one. I'm feeling a little under the weather myself.
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Edd: Sorry to hear, Mr. Conductor.
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Ed: Are the others on Sodor all right, Mr. C?
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Eddy(to Ed): Did you have to ask?
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Mr. Conductor: Let's see...Some are doing good, pretty good, very good and awful.
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Edd: I'm afraid you'll have to explain better than that.
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Mr. Conductor: Explain what?
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Edd: Who's feeling how well, Mr. Conductor?
 * <span style="font: 13px/13px arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-transform: none; text-indent: 0px; letter-spacing: normal; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; display: inline !important; white-space: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;">Mr. Conductor: Well that's what I've been trying to do. Thomas was having a good day, but Bertie wasn't having a good day at all. Well...Let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Trust Thomas" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 3 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play
 * 2) Bowled Out

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 4

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin, Don't Rain on my Ed)
 * 2) Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin, Once Bitten, Twice Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper (George Carlin, One Size Fits Ed)
 * 2) Faulty Whistles (Alec Baldwin, Pain in the Ed)

Notes:

 * Thomas stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Harvey to the Rescue (Alec Baldwin, Ed Overboard)
 * 2) Come Out, Henry! (George Carlin, One of Those Eds)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables (They Call Him Mr. Ed)
 * 2) Old Iron (For the Ed, by the Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, you've got quite a staff working here.
 * Eddy: Just you wait, Mr. C. I'll be beyond up from here.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I wouldn't get too confident
 * Eddy: Why?
 * Mr. Conductor: You see running a company is hard work and if the other kids aren't shown appreciation for it, a lot can go wrong. As for what can go wrong, I have to say, the big engines on the Island of Sodor have really had their share. Let me show you what I mean. (Blows whistle and "Tenders and Turntables" begins)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in "For the Ed, by the Ed"

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (Little Ed Blue)
 * 2) Four Little Engines (A Twist of Ed)

Quote 1

 * Ed: SHUT UP!!!!
 * Eddy: You shut up!!!!
 * Edd: Please! Ed's having a bad day!
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Eddy. Ed must've been tired or cranky.
 * Edd: After all, Mr. C, Ed did kick everyone out of the house and bellowed at Sarah. I didn't think that Ed 'would' do such a thing like that to his little sister.
 * Eddy: Probably cause she whines at him too much!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think that's the case. Sometimes people don't like to be bothered. Even the engines on the Island Of Sodor don't like to be bothered. Do you know who Ed's reminding me of now, that silly snob of an engine, Sir Handel!
 * Eddy: Did he kick people out and scream at them too?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you what happened, and then you will find out. (Blows whistle and "A Bad Day for Sir Handel" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Let go! I mean it, Robin! Give it back right now! Thank you! Honestly, you're starting to become a real pest!
 * Edd: At least the Kankers haven't caused you any grief or displeasure, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I have a pest, myself. Mr. Robin wants to take every snack out my hand like this cookie I was going to give to the squirrels.
 * Edd: I think that Mr. Robin is just of a pest as the Kanker Sisters.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're right, Edd. I think Mr. Robin and the Kankers are so badly behaved that I think they are no better than coaches! If you know what I mean. (Whistle sounds and "Four Little Engines" begins)

Trivia

 * In "A Twist Of Ed" Mr. Conductor does not use his whistle.
 * One of the scenes come from "Wildlife". (Mr. C's Thomas Tales)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin, Your Ed Here)
 * 2) Sleeping Beauty (George Carlin, The Good Ol' Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Scarf for Percy (George Carlin, Thick as an Ed)
 * 2) The Fogman (Alec Baldwin, Sorry, Wrong Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Ed's jacket dilemma is getting in the way of the scam, but it can't be as bad as what happened to Percy on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Eddy: I'll bet he wasn't dealing with stinky cheese and jackets!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but he got into quite of a jam you might say. Come along and I'll tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "A Scarf For Percy" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Friend in Need (Alec Baldwin, Robbin' Ed)
 * 2) What's the Matter with Henry? (Michael Brandon, A Case of Ed)

Quotes

 * Ed: I'm turning into a werewolf Eddy!
 * Mr. Conductor: I feel very sorry for you, Edd.
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor. Ed and Eddy don't seem to care about me feeling this way. They just make fun of Kevin instead of taking me to a doctor. (cries)
 * Mr. Conductor: Aw, I understand Edd. Thomas and Percy were acting the same way towards Henry The Big Green Engine when he was feeling under the weather.
 * Edd: Did Henry have the same disease like me?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "What's The Matter With Henry" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bulldog (George Carlin, Run for your Ed)
 * 2) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin, Hand me Down Ed)

Quotes
Quote 2
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, this is terrible! Truly terrible!
 * Edd: What appears to be the trouble, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I was playing music on my whistle when a boomerang flew by and knocked it out of my hand.
 * Edd: That wouldn't be the same one here on the ground would it?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes! I recognize it!
 * Edd: Well, it appears to look fine to me.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh? Well, hear this. (blows whistle sounding off tune) Sounds funny to me. Doesn't it sound funny to you?
 * Mr. Conductor: That boomerang is certainly causing a lot of trouble around here.
 * Eddy: Tell me about it, Mr. C. It turned Rolf into a loudmouth singer, made Sarah act nice, messed up your whistle, who else could be next?!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I bet it could help out the diesel who was brought to help Bill and Ben. He had teething troubles you know.
 * Edd: What diesel was this, Mr. Conductor?
 * Eddy: And what the heck are teething troubles?
 * Ed: Is it when your teeth act up?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Let me tell you guys about it. (blows whistle still sounding off tune and "Double Teething Troubles" begins)

Trivia

 * In "Hand Me Down Ed" instead of the boomerang changing Mr. Conductor's personality, it knocks his whistle out of his hand and makes it sound off tune.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trouble in the Shed (Stiff Upper Ed)
 * 2) Donald's Duck (Here's Mud in your Ed)

Quote 1

 * (Mr. Conductor Appears)


 * Mr. Conductor: What's the matter, Jimmy? You're crying a river of tears.


 * Jimmy: Oh, Mr. Conductor! You're not going to believe it! The Eds tricked me out of my money! (cries loudly)


 * Mr. Conductor: Calm down, Jimmy, Everything's going to be okay. I think the time has come for Eddy to be given a taste of trickery himself!


 * Jimmy: But how, Mr. C? What would Thomas and his friends say to something like this?


 * Mr. Conductor: Now there's a thought. Did I ever tell you about Donald's Duck?


 * Jimmy: Donald's Duck?


 * Mr. Conductor: Now there's a story about trickery if there ever was one. I'll tell you the story now. It might help us think of a tricky idea. (Blows whistle and "Donald's Duck" begins)


 * (Story ends)


 * Jimmy: So they did trick Donald with a duck! But what can I use?


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you can't use a duck.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Time for Trouble (Stuck in Ed)
 * 2) Bulgy (Postcards from the Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal (George Carlin)
 * 2) Edward the Really Useful Engine (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin): Cheer up, Eddy. Being old doesn't have to be all bad. A lesson Gordon learned when Edward proved himself.
 * Eddy: You mean you tell Thomas stories too?
 * Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin): Yes. Would you like to hear it?
 * Eddy: Well, alright.
 * Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin): Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle! (blows whistle and "Edward the Really Useful Engine" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 4 Finale
 * In Eddy's dream where he and the others are old, he first meets Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) who tells Eddy he filled in for his cousin when he retired from Shining Time Station years ago.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Snow
 * 2) Jack Frost

Trivia

 * Even though Alec Baldwin tells both stories, George Carlin blows his whistle to start the stories

Goofs

 * In the credits when it shows what episodes the Shining Time Station clips were from, Achoo wasn't listed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train
 * 2) Rock 'n' Roll

Trivia

 * Throughout the episode Mr. Conductor doesn't get affected by Cupid Sarah & Cupid Jimmy's love arrows & helped Rolf out to stop them

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby's Discovery
 * 2) Haunted Henry

Trivia

 * Even though Alec Baldwin tells both stories, George Carlin blows his whistle to start the stories

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry to the Rescue (George Carlin, Mission Ed-Possible)
 * 2) Toby's Windmill (Michael Brandon, Every Which Way but Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 5

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Scaredy Engines (Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Cleanliness is next to Edness)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise
 * 2) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Diseasel (I Am Curious Ed)
 * 2) A Cow on the Line (No Speak Da Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (George Carlin, Cool Hand Ed)
 * 2) Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin, Too Smart for his own Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby Had a Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin, Who's Minding the Ed?)
 * 2) Gordon and Spencer (Michael Angelis, Pick an Ed)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) guest stars in "Pick an Ed"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) You Can't Win! (Truth or Ed)
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope (This Won't Hurt an Ed)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in "Truth or Ed"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Put Upon Percy (Alec Baldwin, Tinker Ed)
 * 2) Hooray for Thomas (Michael Brandon, The Good, The Bad, and the Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves a Point (George Carlin, Tight End Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Saves the Day (Alec Baldwin, Tween a Rock and an Ed Place)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in "Tight End Ed"
 * Percy Proves a Point is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, Field Day

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Spotless Record (Michael Angelis, All Eds are Off)
 * 2) James in a Mess (George Carlin, Smile for the Ed)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) guest stars in "All Eds are Off"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase (Run Ed Run)
 * 2) Toby the Tram Engine (A Town Called Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel Does it Again
 * 2) Thomas Gets Bumped

Trivia

 * This is the Season 5 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Trouble with Trees
 * 2) The World's Strongest Engine

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (May I Have this Ed?)
 * 2) Terence the Tractor (Look Before you Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 6 as well as the season finale, but the finale to the series is "Mr. Conductor's Adventures in Ed Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show"