Tiffy33's Hated Characters/One Fine Face (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Ernie
 * Oscar the Grouch as Elmo

Lyrics
Sam the Eagle: Hi, everybody. Old Sam here to tell you a little bit about the parts of the face. And Oscar is here to help me. Are you ready, little Oscar?

Oscar the Grouch: Yes, ready, big Sam.

Sam the Eagle: Okay, let's go then.

Oscar the Grouch: Okay.

Sam the Eagle: I've got two eyes Oscar the Grouch: Oh, got two eyes Sam the Eagle: So I can see Oscar the Grouch: Yes, eyes can see Sam the Eagle: I've got two ears to listen to what you say to me Oscar the Grouch: What you say to me

Sam the Eagle: I've got a mouth Oscar the Grouch: Yes, got a mouth Sam the Eagle: So I can speak Oscar the Grouch: A mouth can speak Sam the Eagle: I've got a cheek right here And here I've got another cheek Oscar the Grouch: Another cheek

Sam the Eagle: I've got a nose Oscar the Grouch: One little nose Sam the Eagle: So I can smell Oscar the Grouch: A nose can smell Sam the Eagle: I've got a chin But what a chin does I just can't tell Oscar the Grouch: Just can not tell

Sam the Eagle: I've got eyes, ears, nose, mouth, cheek, and chin Each in its place And they're all part of one fine face

Oscar the Grouch: Nice face. (laughing)

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) And everyone, you know what? All of you have those things on your face, too. So why don't you point to them while we sing? (singing) You've got two eyes Oscar the Grouch: Two pretty eyes Sam the Eagle: So you can see Oscar the Grouch: Just look and see Sam the Eagle: You've got two ears to listen to what you say to me Oscar the Grouch: What you say to me

Sam the Eagle: You've got a mouth Oscar the Grouch: Oh yes, a mouth Sam the Eagle: So you can speak Oscar the Grouch: A mouth can speak Sam the Eagle: You've got a cheek right here And here you've got another cheek Oscar the Grouch: Another cheek

Sam the Eagle: You've got a nose Oscar the Grouch: A little nose Sam the Eagle: So you can smell Oscar the Grouch: A nose can *sniff* Sam the Eagle: You've got a chin But what a chin does you just can't tell Oscar the Grouch: Just can not tell

Sam the Eagle: You've got eyes, ears, nose, mouth, cheek, and chin Oscar the Grouch: Each in its place Sam the Eagle and Oscar the Grouch : And they're all part of one fine face Yes, they're all part of one fine face

Sam the Eagle: And a nice face it is, too. Oscar the Grouch: It's a nice face. Sam the Eagle and Oscar the Grouch : (both laughing)