Sesame Street Avalon 12 Crayons/The Grouch Song (from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland soundtrack)

Cast

 * Frazzle Red as Elmo
 * Prairie Dawn Pink as Grizzy
 * Sesame Street Green as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Prairie Dawn Pink: (spoken) So, Frazzle Red, what do you think it takes to be a grouch? Frazzle Red: (spoken) Well, Frazzle Red can sing about it, Prairie Dawn Pink. Prairie Dawn Pink: (spoken) I can't wait to hear this. Sesame Street Green: (spoken) This could be a mistake.

Frazzle Red: If you wake up in the morning mean and grumpy And you frown at ev'rybody that you see

Prairie Dawn Pink: If you like your oatmeal nice and cold and lumpy

Frazzle Red: (spoken) Not Frazzle Red!

Prairie Dawn Pink and Sesame Street Green: Then you're a grouch like me

Frazzle Red: Oh, what's else, Prairie Dawn Pink?

Prairie Dawn Pink: If you love it when it's wet and cold and raining

Frazzle Red: (spoken) Oh, Frazzle Red does!

Prairie Dawn Pink: And the music that you like is all off key! La, la, la!

Frazzle Red: If you're happiest whenever you're complaining

Sesame Street Green: Oh, brother!

Prairie Dawn Pink and Sesame Street Green: Then you're a grouch like me

Frazzle Red: (spoken) Like Prairie Dawn Pink. (singing) If you hate it when your grandma kisses you

Sesame Street Green: (spoken) Eeewww!!!!

Frazzle Red: You know what?

Sesame Street Green: (spoken) What?

Frazzle Red: Frazzle Red too.

Sesame Street Green: (spoken) Mmmmm.

Prairie Dawn Pink: If you love to see a garbage truck roll by

Frazzle Red: (spoken) Oh, yeah.

Prairie Dawn Pink: You know what, kid?

Frazzle Red: What?

Prairie Dawn Pink: So do I!

Sesame Street Green: (spoken) Me too.

Frazzle Red: And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty

Sesame Street Green: (spoken) Pretty awful.

Prairie Dawn Pink: And that ice cream is yucchy as can be

Frazzle Red: Yuck, yuck, yuck!

Sesame Street Green: If you just can't stand a cuddly little kitty. Heh, heh, heh!

Prairie Dawn Pink and Sesame Street Green: Then you're a grouch like me

Frazzle Red: (spoken) And Sesame Street Green!

Sesame Street Green: (spoken) Heh, heh, heh, heh!

Frazzle Red: (spoken) Yes, yes!

Prairie Dawn Pink: (spoken) You know, Frazzle Red, I think you're getting the hang of it, but I don't think you could be a grouch.

Frazzle Red: (spoken) Why not?

Prairie Dawn Pink: (spoken) Well, look at you! You're so sweet!

Sesame Street Green: (spoken) Yeah!

Prairie Dawn Pink: (spoken) And cute! Oh, Sesame Street Green. Look at this. He's dancing.

Sesame Street Green: (spoken) He's dancing?

Prairie Dawn Pink: (spoken) Yeah, dancing.

Sesame Street Green: (spoken) Stop dancing!

Prairie Dawn Pink: And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty

Sesame Street Green: (spoken) Pretty disgusting.

Frazzle Red: And that ice cream is yucchy as can be

Sesame Street Green: (spoken) Blech!

Frazzle Red and Sesame Street Green: And if you can't stand a cuddly little kitty

Prairie Dawn Pink: (spoken) Bleah!

Sesame Street Green: And you'd like to chase her up the nearest tree

Frazzle Red: (spoken) Sesame Street Green!

Prairie Dawn Pink and Sesame Street Green: Then you're a grouch like me

Frazzle Red: (spoken) Sesame Street Green, what did you think of Frazzle Red's grouchiness?

Sesame Street Green: (spoken) Why, it was awful!

Frazzle Red: (spoken) Thank you, Sesame Street Green! A grouch like Frazzle Red! Have a rotten day! Heh, heh, heh, heh!

Sesame Street Green: (spoken) Now that's my boy! Heh, heh, heh, heh!