Whistles & Sneezes (Spike and Friends episode)

Whistles and Sneezes is the twentieth episode of Spike the Dragon and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * Shining Armor as Edward
 * Big Macintosh as Henry
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Buffaloes as The Coaches
 * Spike as Thomas (cameo)
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves was cross."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Why should Big Macintosh have a new shape?"

Narrator: "He grumbled."

Chief Thunderhooves: "A shape good enough for me is good enough for him. He goes gallivanting off leaving us to do his work, and comes back saying how happy he feels. It's disgraceful!

And there's another thing; Big Mac whistles too much! No respectable animal ever whistles loudly at stations. It isn't wrong, but we just don't do it!"

Narrator: "Poor Big Mac didn't feel happy anymore."

Pipsqueak: "Never mind."

Narrator: "Whispered Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I'm glad you're home again. I like your whistling."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Goodbye, Big Mac."

Narrator: "Called Chief Thunderhooves."

Chief Thunderhooves: "We're glad to have you with us again. But remember what I said."

Narrator: "Later, Big Mac stopped at Shining Armor's station."

Shining Armor: "Hello, Big Mac."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "You look splendid. I was pleased to hear your happy whistle yesterday."

Big Macintosh: "Thank you, Shining Armor."

Narrator: "Smiled Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "Shhh. Can you hear something?"

Shining Armor: "It sounds like Chief Thunderhooves."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "And it ought to be Chief Thunderhooves. But Chief Thunderhooves never whistles like that."

Narrator: "It was Chief Thunderhooves. He came rushing down the hill at a tremendous rate. He didn't look at Big Mac, and he didn't look at Shining Armor. He screamed straight through the station and disappeared."

Shining Armor: "Well."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Big Macintosh: "It isn't wrong."

Narrator: "Chuckled Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "But we just don't do it."

Narrator: "And he told Shining Armor what Chief Thunderhooves had said.

Meanwhile, Chief Thunderhooves screeched along the road. The noise was awful.

At the station, everyone covered their ears. Hoity Toity covered his ears too."

Hoity Toity: "Take him away!"

Narrator: "He bellowed."

Hoity Toity: "And stop that noise!"

Narrator: "Chief Thunderhooves walked sadly away. But he wouldn't stop whistling until two fitters knocked his whistle in place.

That night, Chief Thunderhooves slunked into the library. He was glad it was empty."

Big Macintosh: "It isn't wrong."

Narrator: "Murmured Big Mac to no one in particular."

Big Macintosh: "But we just don't do it."

Narrator: "No one mentioned whistles.

Next morning, Big Macintosh was enjoying himself enormously."

Big Macintosh: "I feel so well, I feel so well."

Narrator: "He sang."

Buffaloes: "Trickety-trock, trickety-trock."

Narrator: "Hummed his buffaloes.

Then he saw some boys on a bridge."

Big Macintosh: "Peep, peep! Hello."

Narrator: "He whistled."

Big Macintosh: "Oh!"

Narrator: "He called. The boys didn't wave and take his cutie mark. They thought it fun to drop stones on him instead."

Buffaloes: "They hurt us, they hurt us!"

Narrator: "Cried the buffaloes.

The passengers weren't hurt, but they were cross."

Passengers: "Call the police!"

Big Macintosh's Driver: "No!"

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Leave it to Big Mac and me."

Passengers: "What will you do?"

Narrator: "They asked."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Can you keep a secret?"

Passengers: "Yes, yes."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Well then."

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Big Mac is going to sneeze at those boys."

Narrator: "Lots of people were waiting at the station just before the bridge. They wanted to see what would happen."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Big Mac has plenty of dust."

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Big Macintosh: "Please duck down until we've passed the bridge. Big Mac is as excited as we are, aren't you old fellow?"

Narrator: "Big Macintosh felt more stuffed up than excited.

Soon they could see the boys, and they all had stones."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Are you ready, Big Mac?"

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Sneeze hard when I tell you.

Now!"

Narrator: "He said."

Big Macintosh: "Ah-choo!"

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Well done, Big Mac!"

Narrator: "Laughed his driver.

Big Mac went home hoping that next time he saw Chief Thunderhooves and the boys, they would have learned not to be so mean."