TVO Kids/Elmo the King (from Basil Hears a Noise)

Cast

 * Bear (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Basil
 * Buddy Tyrannosaurus (from Dinosaur Train) as Elmo
 * Sir Topham Hatt (from Thomas and Friends) as Tailor
 * Mailbox (from Blue's Clues) as Trumpeter
 * Pip and Pop (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Two-Headed Monster
 * Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula and Roma (from The Hoobs) as Honkers
 * Daisy Wheel Doozer, Flex Doozer, Spike Doozer, and Mollybolt Doozer (from The Doozers) as Anything Muppets
 * Pingu, Pingu's Mom and Pingu's Dad (from Pingu) as Sheep
 * Periwinkle (from Blue's Clues) and Mr. Cat (from Peppa Pig) as Chip and Dip
 * Ryder, Marshall, Rubbie, Skye, Zuma, Rocky and Everest (from PAW Patrol) as AM Monsters
 * Swiper (from Dora the Explorer) as The Wolf
 * The Penguins (from The Noddy Shop) as Birds
 * Skits Lorraine (from Martha Speaks) as Dog
 * Big Bear (from Everything's Rosie) as Bear
 * Peppa Pig, George Pig and Daddy Pig (from Peppa Pig) as Pigs
 * Pedro Pony (from Peppa Pig) as Fred the Wonder Horse
 * Sheep (from WordWorld) as Cow
 * Sherman (from The Noddy Shop) as Turtle

Lyrics
Buddy Tyrannosaurus: Wait, wait. Yoo-hoo. Pardon me. Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. Excuse me. Will everybody be quiet? King Buddy hears a noise.

Dorothy Ann: Well, thank goodness, it's only a little shepherd.

Buddy Tyrannosaurus: Oh, shepherd not very scary. Hey, hey, hey. Shepherd even look brave.

Bear: Wait. But excuse me, but where are we and who are you?

Buddy Tyrannosaurus: Ahem. We are the creatures of the forest.

Sir Topham Hatt: Yeah, and are we ever glad to see you.

Bear: You are?

Jack: Strange things have been happening.

Dorothy Ann: Yes, someone keeps playing tricks on us.

Bear: Tricks? What kind of tricks?

Dorothy Ann: Hey, Buddy. You just tell him what happened.

Buddy Tyrannosaurus: Okay. Ahem. Oh, Buddy's my name and Buddy the King and the kingdom should be a magnificent thing Buddy has splendid gown and a mace I'll fill it with elegance, style and grace But also today, Buddy wearing a frown as King Buddy slept, Last night someone crept into Buddy's chambers and sat on the crown.

Everyone: As King Buddy left, last night someone crept, into Buddy's chambers and sat on the crown.

Sir Topham Hatt: Good day. I'm the tailor and I make the clothes. And not long ago, I've got some trousers arose. Oh, I've been making trousers for all the townsfolk. When somebody sew up the legs for a joke. But it isn't funny. It makes me see red. For to my dismay, they just fit one way. And how would you like to wear pants on your head?

Everyone: For to his dismay, they just fit one way, and how would you like to wear pants on your head?

Mailbox: Oh, I'm Mailbox the trumpeter. Music's my thing. I'll blow this and people make way for the king. It's a very good job if you're musically fit being King Buddy's accompaniment. But now what I do makes me sad and forlorn because just yesterday when I was away. Somebody did something bad to my horn.

Everyone: Because just yesterday when he was away, somebody did something bad to his horn.

Buddy Tyrannosaurus: Oh, there used to be laughter and happiness here. But now it's the kingdom, our specialties' fears. It's just that we never know what to expect.

Periwinkle and Mr. Cat : If you call us scaredy cats, you'll be correct.

Buddy Tyrannosaurus: If you think we like this, you're as wrong as can be, Things very tough, And if that's not enough, This morning, this paper was pinned to that tree.

Everyone: Things very tough, and if that's not enough, this morning, this paper was pinned to that tree.

Dorothy Ann: Some helpful tips for planning your move.

Sir Topham Hatt: And on top of all this, our bravest knight, Sir Ryder, is nowhere to be found.

Bear: But that isn't very nice of someone to play tricks on you. What are you going to do?

Buddy Tyrannosaurus: Well, Ms. Frizzle the Riddler can you answer you any question. Ms. Frizzle can tell us who's playing tricks. Oh, someone has to go to the Fountain of Riddles.

Bear: But who?

Buddy Tyrannosaurus: Oh yeah. That's right.

(everyone laughing)

Bear: Oh, now just a minute. I'm just a good-hearted little shepherd, not a brave-hearted little shepherd. Sorry.

Buddy Tyrannosaurus: Oh, no. Here we go again.

Sir Topham Hatt: Hey. I know. I can give you a disguise. Yes. I can disguise you as a wandering minstrel, a musician. Yeah, here. There. Now that will keep you safe.

Bear: But why would that keep me safe?

Sir Topham Hatt: Well, the only other outfit I have is for a rat catcher.

Bear: Oh, well, I sure don't wanna be a rat catcher.

Buddy Tyrannosaurus: Oh, well, good luck then.

Everyone: Goodbye, good luck, goodbye. Goodbye.

Buddy Tyrannosaurus: Good luck finding the Fountain of Riddles.