Sesame Street nail polish/Lonesome Joan (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Big Bird is the Word! as Ernie
 * Sunny Day as Bert

Lyrics
Sunny Day: Okay, Big Bird is the Word!. You're ready?

Big Bird is the Word!: Sure am, Sunny Day. And I've got my piano all in tuned.

Sunny Day: Good, because me and my bass are all ready to groove.

Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, good. Then why don't you introduce the song?

Sunny Day: Oh, okay. (clears throat) Big Bird is the Word! and I are going to sing a song about a girl who had a little trouble learning to how to do things and this girl's name was Lonesome Joan, which is also the name of our song. (clears throat) Hit it.

Big Bird is the Word!: Okay, Sunny Day old pardner. Let her rip!

Sunny Day: (spoken) Okay, buckaroo Big Bird is the Word!. (singing) Let me tell you all a story 'bout a girl named Lonesome Joan When she was three she thought she'd try to tie her shoe Her Momma said, "I'll show you how!" She pushed her Mom aside "I'll do it alone," said Lonesome Joan And her laces stayed untied

Big Bird is the Word! and Sunny Day : Oh, Lonesome Joan, Lonesome Joan Sunny Day: Felt she had to do everything alone (Yahoo!) Big Bird is the Word! and Sunny Day : She said, "I don't need no help, I can do it by myself" Oh, Lonesome, Lonesome Joan

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, she got a little older -- thought she'd learn to read and write Her teacher tried to help her Joan yelled, "Get out of my sight!" So she never learned to write her name or even read a book And all alone she never learned to swim or skate or count or cook

Big Bird is the Word! and Sunny Day : Oh, Lonesome Joan, Lonesome Joan Big Bird is the Word!: Felt she had to do everything alone Big Bird is the Word! and Sunny Day : She said, "I don't need no help, I can do it by myself" Oh, Lonesome, Lonesome Joan

Sunny Day: (spoken) Here I go! (singing) Well, time went by and Joan grew old as people sometimes will When Joan was 81 years old, she met a girl named Lil Lil said, "Joan, it's just ridiculous the things that you can't do! Joan, you're an 80 year old woman -- Time you learn to tie your shoe!"

Big Bird is the Word! and Sunny Day : Oh, Lonesome Joan, Lonesome Joan You don't have to do everything alone You can use a little help Don't have to do it by yourself Oh, Lonesome, Lonesome Joan

Sunny Day: Go, Big Bird is the Word!!

Big Bird is the Word!: So Lil taught Joan to read and write and tie her shoe and more And Joan lived to the happy age of a hundred and forty four ( Sunny Day: Wow! ) So be sure you learned a lesson From that old girl, Lonesome Joan ( Sunny Day: What's that? ) When you're trying for the first time, You don't have to try alone

Big Bird is the Word! and Sunny Day : Oh, Lonesome Joan, Lonesome Joan You don't have to do everything alone Big Bird is the Word!: You can use a little help Sunny Day: Don't have to do it by yourself Big Bird is the Word! and Sunny Day : Oh, Lonesome, Lonesome Joan Oh, Lonesome, Lonesome Joan

Sunny Day: Yippie tie yie, pardners!