Muppets/Mary Had a Little Lamb (from Kids' Favorite Songs 2)

Cast

 * Miss Piggy as Prairie Dawn
 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo

Lyrics
Miss Piggy: (spoken) Are you ready, Rizzo? We're going to sing one of my very favorite songs.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Oh boy! Rizzo loves that pony song!

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Well, this is a slow song, Rizzo, but I think you'll like it, anyway.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Okay, sing it, Piggy!

Miss Piggy: Mary had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb, Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white as snow.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) That's nice!

Miss Piggy: Everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, Everywhere that Mary went, The lamb was sure to go.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Rizzo's getting sleepy.

Miss Piggy: He followed her to school one day, school one day, school one day, He followed her to school one day, Which was against the rules, It made the children laugh and play laugh and play, laugh and play It made the children laugh and play To see a lamb at school.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Oh, oh. That's nice, Piggy. But now, let's do it Rizzo's way!

Miss Piggy: (spoken) What? What do you mean, Rizzo? Huh?

Rizzo the Rat: (laughing and scatting) The lamb jumped around the teacher's desk.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) It did?

Rizzo the Rat: Teacher's desk, teacher's desk, The lamb jumped around the teacher's desk, It started to rock and roll.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Oh, dear!

Rizzo the Rat: The pig went around and around the clock.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Rizzo?

Rizzo the Rat: Through the clock, through the clock.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Rizzo?

Rizzo the Rat: The pig went around and around the clock, And the lamb was shaking its wool.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Oh, my!

Rizzo the Rat: (scatting) Mary sang a wedding song.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Are you sure, Rizzo?

Rizzo the Rat: Wedding song, wedding song, Mary sang a wedding song and the kids cry out for more.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Really?

Rizzo the Rat: The teacher stood up on her head, On her head, on her head.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) What odd behavior.

Rizzo the Rat: The teacher stood up on her head, and she spun around on the floor. (spoken) Rocking!

Miss Piggy: (spoken) I can't believe these things, Rizzo. Rizzo? I think my toe is getting the tapping. Oh, what is that sensation? I really think it is almost groovy! (singing) The principal went into the room, Into the room, into the room. The principal went into the room, He couldn't believe what he saw.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Do it, Piggy!

Miss Piggy: Mary and her little lamb, Had picked off an old school jam!

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) You got it, Piggy!

Miss Piggy: Picked off an old school jam.

Rizzo the Rat: (scatting)

Miss Piggy: The kids were screaming...

The Kids: Go man go! Go man go! Go man go!

Miss Piggy: The kids were screaming...

The Kids: Go man go!

Rizzo the Rat: So she bounced right out of the door.

Miss Piggy and Rizzo the Rat : They followed her back to Mary's house, Mary's house, Mary's house They followed her back to Mary's house...

Miss Piggy: And they all fell asleep on the floor. (yawning)