The Letter People/It's a Date (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Mr. M as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Miss A as Helen Henny
 * Mr. H as Steve Waters

Lyrics
Miss A: Hi, Mr. M.

Mr. M: Hey, Miss A. Ready to go hang out?

Miss A: Oh, yes. I'm so excited for our date today.

Mr. M: Date? I thought we were just hanging out.

Miss A: I've got the whole day planned.

Mr. M: You do?

Miss A: We'll go to the park and walk hand to hand. You'll pick some flowers and make me a bouquet. You'll play your guitar and we'll have a picnic. What a delightful and glorious day. You'll read me some Shakespeare. We'll go antique-tee. Then it is time for tea. We'll walk through the square and then get some ice cream. My date with Mr. M. Whoooo. My date with Mr. M.

Mr. M: Uh, that's not really what I had in mind.

Miss A: What do you mean, Mr. M?

Mr. M: We'll go to a concert. And then, we'll ride our skateboards. We'll go get us some tokens and play in the game room. We're gonna race some go-karts and throw around the football. We're gonna have us a good time on a super cool awesome day. And then we'll go fishing and maybe some disc ball. Then we'll watch some baseball on TV. We'll go running through the square then we'll get some ice cream. Hanging with Miss A, feeling so swell and, I'm hanging with Miss A and me.

Miss A: That all sounds great, Mr. M. But we can do all that stuff another time. I've already planned out our date.

Mr. M: It's not a date, Miss A. We're just hanging out. Besides, we'll have more fun doing stuff I've planned.

Miss A: No, Mr. M. I don't think you understand.

Mr. M: I understand just fine. You were the one that was confused.

Miss A: Fine! Let's just call it off then.

Mr. M: Fine!

Mr. H: Why don't you guys stop acting like a couple of babies and do both?

Mr. M and Miss A : Let's do it! We'll go to the park We'll go to a concert. and walk hand to hand. And then, we'll ride our skateboards. We'll go pick some flowers and play in the game room. You'll play your guitar We're gonna race some go-karts and we'll have a picnic. and throw around the football. We're gonna have a delightful, glorious, super cool awesome day. You'll read me some Shakespeare. And then we'll go fishing We'll go antique-tee. and maybe some disc ball. Then we'll watch some baseball and have tea. We'll walk through the square We'll go running through the square then we'll get some ice cream. and then get some more ice cream. Hanging with Mr. M. My date with Miss A.  Hanging with Mr. M and me.

Mr. M: By the way, was that Mr. H riding a unicorn?

Miss A: Yeah, I think so.

Mr. M: Oh, well. Ready to go?

Mr. H: I could go for some ice cream too. What do you say? (neighing)