Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/Beep (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Honker Purple as Lavender Anything Muppet kid
 * Grover Ocean Blue as Fat Blue Anything Muppet kid

Lyrics
Honker Purple: If it says one, then I go beep. If it says two, then I go beep beep. If it says three, then I go beep beep beep. And that's the way it's done.

Grover Ocean Blue: (spoken) Yeah, but what if it says four?

Honker Purple: (sung) I go beep beep beep beep, nothing more.

Grover Ocean Blue: (spoken) But what if it says more than four?

Honker Purple: (sung really fast) Then I go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- (into incomprehension, and screen fills up with circles)

Grover Ocean Blue: (spoken) Like what if it says forty-six?

Honker Purple: (sung really fast again) Then I go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- (into more incomprehension, and the screen fills up with forty-six circles) (sung at normal speed) Now, I used to get confused about my numbers, Whether it was three or one or four or two. But now I find my numbers very easy, 'Cause this is what I do ... If it says one, then I go beep. If it says two, then I go beep beep. If it says three, then I go beep beep beep. And that's the way it's done.

Grover Ocean Blue: (spoken) Yeah, but what if it says four?

Honker Purple: (sung) I go beep beep beep beep, nothing more.

Grover Ocean Blue: (spoken) So when it says one, you go Beep (and so on, repeating all the verses)

Grover Ocean Blue: (spoken) But what if it says three million, seven hundred forty-six thousand, nine hundred eighty-two?

Honker Purple: (spoken) That's easy, man. (sung really fast) Then I go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- (into still more incomprehension, and screen fills up with still more circles. Then, at the end:)

Honker Purple and Grover Ocean Blue : Beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep!