Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/Fat Cat Sat Hat (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Ernie Orange as Bip Bippadotta
 * Oscar the Grouch Green as Green Blank-Faced Anything Muppet Singer
 * Grover Ocean Blue as Fat Blue Blank-Faced Anything Muppet Singer
 * Honker Purple as Lavender Blank-Faced Anything Muppet Singer

Lyrics
Ernie Orange: Fat

Oscar the Grouch Green: Cat

Grover Ocean Blue: Sat

Honker Purple: Hat

Oscar the Grouch Green: Fat

Grover Ocean Blue: Fat

Honker Purple: (pause) Fat

Oscar the Grouch Green: Cat

Grover Ocean Blue: Cat

Honker Purple: (pause) Cat

Oscar the Grouch Green: Sat

Grover Ocean Blue: Sat

Honker Purple: (pause) Sat

Oscar the Grouch Green: Hat

Grover Ocean Blue: Hat

Honker Purple: (pause) Hat

Ernie Orange: (bursting in) A fat cat sat on a hat, saw a rat on the mat, got a bat, had a chat with a gnat that he'd pat in a vat that was flat, oh yeah! (all glare at him, shaking their heads) (quieter) Oh... yeah Sorry about that Small

Oscar the Grouch Green: Ball

Grover Ocean Blue: Tall

Honker Purple: Wall

Oscar the Grouch Green: Small

Grover Ocean Blue: Small

Honker Purple: (pause) Small

Oscar the Grouch Green: Ball

Grover Ocean Blue: Ball

Honker Purple: (pause) Ball

Oscar the Grouch Green: Tall

Grover Ocean Blue: Tall

Honker Purple: (pause) Tall

Oscar the Grouch Green: Wall

Grover Ocean Blue: Wall

Honker Purple: (pause) Wall

Ernie Orange: (bursting in) See the small ball on the tall wall, see it fall in a hall, see it crawl, give its all its call, "Hi, y'all!" see it stall, wear a shawl, oh yeah! (all glare at him, shaking their heads) (Quieter) Oh, yeah (sighs) Red

Oscar the Grouch Green: Head

Grover Ocean Blue: Fed

Honker Purple: Bread

Oscar the Grouch Green: Red

Grover Ocean Blue: Red

Honker Purple: (pause) Red

Oscar the Grouch Green: Head

Grover Ocean Blue: Head

Honker Purple: (pause) Head

Oscar the Grouch Green: Fed

Grover Ocean Blue: Fed

Honker Purple: (pause) Fed

Oscar the Grouch Green: Bread

Grover Ocean Blue: Bread

Honker Purple: (pause) Bread

Ernie Orange: (bursting in) See the red head bein' fed bread on his sled made of lead as he sped to be wed but he fled instead out ahead up to Ted in his bed and he said... (All glare at him as he continues, shrinking down) Red, head, fed, bread Small, ball, tall, wall Fat, cat, sat, hat And that's that!

Oscar the Grouch Green, Grover Ocean Blue, & Honker Purple: SC AT !!!