Avenue Q/Song Title (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Trekkie Monster as Mr. Munch
 * Nicky as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Princeton as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Kate Monster as Helen Henny
 * Rod as Pasqually

Lyrics
Trekkie Monster: Oh, Nicky. It hopeless. Princton need this new song today and we got nothing.

Nicky: Come on, Trekkie. We can't give up!

Trekkie Monster: Oh, what we going to do?

Princeton: Hey, guys!

Trekkie Monster and Nicky : Aaa hhhh!!!

Trekkie Monster: Uh, hi, Princeton.

Princeton: How's the new song going?

Trekkie Monster: Uh, it going.

Nicky: Yeah, boss, uh, it's a real humdinger.

Princeton: Awesome! Tell me about it!

Trekkie Monster: Well, it, uh, it in B minor and it's 4/4 or common time and...

Princeton: No, no. What's it called?

Trekkie Monster: Uh, it called "Song Title!"

Princeton: Song Title. Well, it delivers what it promises. May I hear it?

Trekkie Monster: Oh, good, Nicky, he want to hear it! (laughing) Oh, let me see, uh, B minor. Uh...

Princeton: Hey! That's pretty good!

Trekkie Monster: Yeah! Uh, take it, Nicky!

Nicky: What? Uh... Went outside 'cause the sun was shining, Trekkie?

Trekkie Monster: Uh, then me went back inside because it too hot! Go.

Nicky: Uh, something happened that was really awesome.

Trekkie Monster: Uh, so me had some chocolate milk and me sat on the couch.

Nicky: Duh, duh, duh and something something.

Trekkie Monster: Come on, Nicky. You can do better than that.

Nicky: I think he's onto us. What do we do now?

Trekkie Monster: Just keep singing with me till he go away.

Trekkie Monster and Nicky: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Princeton: Song Title.

Trekkie Monster: Yeah! What you think?

Princeton: I think it just sound like you're making it up as you go along.

Trekkie Monster: What?!

Nicky: Aw, why would you say that?

Princeton: Look, you didn't come up with anything. That's okay. We could just do "In the Future" or "Dancin' Kitten" again, I guess.

Nicky: Wait, Princeton, you haven't heard the rest of the song yet.

Princeton: You mean there's more?

Nicky: You bet there is. Hit it, Trekkie! There are the lyrics to the second verse.

Trekkie Monster: Even if you think that we make them up!

Nicky: We'll sing the song for you anytime.

Trekkie Monster: And it look like it about a quarter to three.

Nicky: This door is for emergency use only.

Trekkie Monster: A big pile of costumes, a phone and a mop!

Nicky: Nothing's written on this piece of paper.

Trekkie Monster: An orange humanoid look around and shake his head.

Trekkie Monster and Nicky: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Princeton: Okay, okay. You guys are clearly making this up as you go. I mean it's silly. It's ridiculous.

Kate Monster: Guys, we heard your song from the other room. It's incredible!

Trekkie Monster and Nicky : Real ly?

Rod: Oh, yes! So innovative! I really like how the verses don't-a rhyme or make any sense!

Kate Monster: It's just perfect!

Rod: What are we waiting for? Let's-a go perform! (laughing)

Nicky: Yeah!

Kate Monster: I like pizza and playing games.

Rod: I was kinda sleepy, but now I'm not!

Kate Monster: Pictures of puppies can make me smile.

Rod: My mom holds my hand when we ride the bus.

Trekkie Monster: Fur is tan except when it not.

Nicky: Today's not my birthday, but I wish it was.

Kate Monster: 47 is a pretty big number!

Rod: I'm looking at my feet because I like my shoes.

Everyone: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title. You'll never can go wrong with Song Title.