Uncle Grandpa Own Episodes: Uncle Grandpa Express

Written And Storyboard By: David Gemmill And Kenny Pittenger

Story By: Kelsy Abbott, Casey Alexander And Pete Browngardt

Supervising Producer: Audie Harrison

Supervising Director: Casey Alexander

Art Director: Bill Ramos Flores And Mark Bodnar

Opening
(Uncle Grandpa Head Zooms In)

Uncle Grandpa: Did You See My Hair?

(Uncle Grandpa Head Explodes And Uncle Grandpa Logo With A Cartoon Network Original Is Showing)

At The UG RV
Uncle Grandpa: (Sighs) I'm Booorrrrred.....

Mr. Gus: (Sighs) I Am So Very Tired.

Pizza Steve: Yeah, Definitely Boring Than Ever, Big G.

Belly Bag: You're Telling Me, Pizza Steve. Hey, Uncle Grandpa, Why Am I Being So Bored For The Vacation?

Uncle Grandpa: Because Belly Bag, I Know What I Must Have On... Vacation? (Gasps) THAT'S WHAT VACATIONS ARE FOR!!!

Mr. Gus: WHAT?!? You Mean We're Going To The Vacation Called "Uncle Grandpa Express"?

Uncle Grandpa: That's Right, Mr. Gus. Uncle Grandpa Express! And Now Here Comes MY Express. COME ON, GUYS! LET'S GO TO UNCLE GRANDPA EXPRESS!!!!

Pizza Steve: ALRIGHT, PIZZA STEVE IS MY FAVORITE VACATION YET!

Mr. Gus: (Sighs) I Wish That Tiny Miracle, Tiger And Frankenstein Was Going On The Vacation.

Tiny Miracle: Did Somebody Say... TINY MIRACLE?

<p style="font-size:14px;">GRFT: (Roars)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Frankenstein: Reeeeeh!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: ALL RIGHT!!! ALL 3 ARE HERE! LET'S GO TO THE VACATION, FELLAS!!

In The Uncle Grandpa Express
<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Buckle Up Your Seatbelts, It's Gonna Be A Bumpy Ride!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: Awww, YEAH!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Pizza Steve: RIGHT BEHIND YA, UNCLE G!

<p style="font-size:14px;">GRFT: (Roars)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Tiny Miracle: I'M READY!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Frankenstein: Raaah!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU READY, GUYS?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus, Pizza Steve, GRFT, Tiny Miracle And Frankenstein: WE'RE READY!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Then LET'S GO!!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Uncle Grandpa Express Is Riding A Trails)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: (Sighs) I Love Uncle Grandpa Express.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: Me Neither.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Pizza Steve: Neither Did I.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Belly Bag: Neither Did I.

<p style="font-size:14px;">GRFT: (Roars)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Tiny Miracle: I Just Love Uncle Grandpa Express.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Frankenstein: Reeeeeh.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: This Is Gonna Be Good.

On The Skull World
<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa And Friends: (Laughs)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Wow, Guys. This Is Very Funny! One More Time, Mr. Gus.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: Okay. (Mocking) WE'RE ON A BABY HUNT, AND DON'T THINK WE KNOW HOW TO WEED 'EM OUT!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa And Friends: (Laughs)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Weed 'Em Out!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa And Friends: (Laughs)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: What A Jerk!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa And Friends: (Laughs)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: (Laughs Crazy) (Blubbers)

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Rock Bumps At Uncle Grandpa Express Train Repeatedly)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Whoa! It's Getting Bump In Here.

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Rock Bumps Has Been Stopped)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Wow, Where Are We?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: It's A Skull World, Uncle Grandpa.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: A Skull World?!? What Have I Become?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: Excuse Me, Skull, Can I Go Back To The Forest?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Skull: No Problem. It's Right This Way.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: Thanks.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Pizza Steve: Okay, Uncle G. Go To The Forest, PRONTO!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: TO THE FOREST AWAY!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Uncle Grandpa Express Is Riding On Forest)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Mr. Gus, Tiny Miracle, Frankenstein And Pizza Steve: WOW!

<p style="font-size:14px;">GRFT: (Roars)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: I Sure Love That Part Of All Himself Of Their Lives.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: We Know.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: What's That?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: That Something... (GASPS)

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Police Officers Has Arrived)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Police 1: THIS IS THE POLICE!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Oh No!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Pizza Steve: How Can We Escaped, Uncle G?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Let's Go To The RIGHT!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Uncle Grandpa Express Rides To The Right)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Police 2: AFTER THEM!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(The Police Is Chasing Uncle Grandpa Express Train)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Police: Prepare To Be Arrested!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Not Unless You Have A LASER HAMMER!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Laser Hammer Zaps At Police Car And Police Officers And Explodes)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa And Friends: HOORAY! (Laughs)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: I Think We're Back To The UG RV FREE!

At The UG RV
<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE HERE!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: I'm Sorry About Your Uncle Grandpa Express.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Are You Kidding?!? THIS IS THE GREAT UNCLE GRANDPA EXPRESS ON HISTORY AND HISTORY!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Pizza Steve: It Looks Like We Need To Ride... PIZZA STEVE EXPRESS!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Pizza Steve Is Riding On Toy Train And Pauses)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Pizza Steve: What Did I Do?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: I'm Doing The Proper Way To Present Mr. Gus Express.

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Mr. Gus Puts The Train Hat On)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Pizza Steve: You Are Wearing That Train Hat.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Gus: Yeah, We Know.

Intermission
<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: Are You Silly Now? (Blubbers) Are You Silly Now? Are You Silly Now? Are You Silly Now?

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Uncle Grandpa Face Slips On The Ground)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uncle Grandpa: WAH! Ouch.

New Experiences With Beary Nice And Hot Dog Person: Ponies
<p style="font-size:14px;">Announcer: New Expreriences With Beary Nice.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Beary Nice: That's Me!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Announce: And Hot Dog Person.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Hot Dog Person: That's Me.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Beary Nice: WOW! I Love Ponies! Why Don't You Try To Play The Ponies For A Beary First Time?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Hot Dog Person: Yeah, Well... Sort Of Uh...

<p style="font-size:14px;">Beary Nice: Are You Kidding? THIS IS GREATEST THING I KNOW! Here, You Can Have It!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Hot Dog Person: Oh Boy! Ponies! I'm A Pony! (Laughs) I Love A Toy Ponies, Beary.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Beary Nice: That's The Spirit!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Hot Dog Person: I'm A Pony! (Laughs)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Evil Wizard: Oh Boy, I Guess Toy Pony Sure Is Figurey Going On. I KNOW! I Can Turn Toy Pony Into A REAL Pony! (Evil Laughs)

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Evil Wizard Zaps Toy Pony And Turns A Real Pony And Neighs)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Hot Dog Person: Uh-Oh! This Is Not Very Good At All! AAAH!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Real Pony Is Chasing Hot Dog Person)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Hot Dog Person: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Beary Nice: I Love Toy Ponie! HAHAHAHA! I AM SO BEARY NICE!! Wait, THAT'S ME!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Hot Dog Person: GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY FROM ME!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Real Pony Gots Hot Dog Person)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Hot Dog Person: NO! DON'T EAT ME!!!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Real Pony Got A Knife And Slice Hot Dog Person)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Hot Dog Person: AAH!!! OHH!! OHHHH!!!!!! WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Groans)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Beary Nice: So Why Did You Playing Those Toy Ponies, Hot Dog Person?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Hot Dog Person: Because I Don't Think I Like Toy Ponies. They're Real.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Beary Nice: (Laughs) You Guess It! (Giggles)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Hot Dog Person: (Groans)