Wii Safety

Wii Safety is the one hundred twenty-fourth issue of the series.

Plot
Samus, Oveur, and the Writer sell a Wii to the monster for $400, and it begins using the console, but forgets to put on the wrist strap. It accidentally throws the Remote into Ridley's pelvis at 600 miles per hour. The group starts making jokes about Ridley's "Wii-dick", until he pulls it out, putting him in pain.