Muppet nail polish/Counting the "You"s in YouTube (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Count von Count

Lyrics
Pepe's Purple Passion: One day, as I sat here on this YouTube site, I felt like counting, 'cause that's my delight. But what could I count here? Oh, what should it be? Should I count ninja kitties or bites from Charlie? Then how it hit me... I knew what to choose. Forget bitten fingers. I'll count all the views. How many watched us? I'll tell you the news 'cause I'm counting the "You"s in YouTube. There's one little viewer in a coffee shop. She sat and she watched us upon on her laptop. And two, three, four, five, six and seven, and eight were watching from libraries. Isn't that great? And nine, 10, 11 and 12 and 13 were peering at us from computer screens. They watched Animal-istic's ducks and they watched Meep-Meep-Meep's shoes. How many viewers were viewing these views? I must keep on counting. There's no time to lose, 'cause I'm counting the "You"s in YouTube. I'm up 100...no, 200, 3. There's 400, 500 looking at me. 600, 700, 800, 9... so many viewers. Oh, this is divine. I count to 1,000 then add thousands more. I get to a million. There's viewers galore. They watch Rainbow Connection and Warm & Fozzie and they stay amused. But how many viewers are viewing these views? There's no time to sleep and there's no time to snooze 'cause I'm counting the "Yous" in YouTube. 10 million, 20 million... oh, I'm not done. Counting in millions is a million times fun. 100 million, 2 million, 300, 4. We've counted this far. Now, let's count some more. I count to a number so big and so fine, I get to 999,999,999. Am I done counting? Oh, can it be? Wait, there's one more viewer there looking at me. I have some more counting that I must do. Before I can finish, I must count you. I counted to a number so big and so high, because when I add you, that's a billion. Oh, my! One billion, one billion... oh, I'm enthused. But I want to keep counting. Yes, that's what I choose. So I'll make you an offer that you can't refuse. You keep on viewing and I'll count the views, 'cause I'm counting the "You"s, I'm counting the "You"s, I'm counting the "You"s in YouTube. Hey!