Pop Goes the Captain

Pop Goes the Captain is the twelfth episode of Pongo the Dalmatian and Friends, and the thirty-eighth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Pop Goes the Diesel.

Cast

 * Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry
 * Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon
 * Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
 * Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Percy
 * Jiminy Cricket (from Pinocchio) as Duck
 * Captain Hook (from Peter Pan) as Diesel
 * Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Pirates (from Peter Pan) as The Troublesome Trucks

Transcript
Narrator: "Jiminy Cricket is proud of being a conscience. He talks endlessly about it, but he works hard too, and makes everything go like clockwork. It was a splendid day.

The pirates and flowers behaved well, the passengers even stopped grumbling, but the Disney Characters didn't like having to bustle about."

Jiminy Cricket: "There are two ways of doing things,"

Narrator: "Jiminy told them."

Jiminy Cricket: "The Conscience Way, or the Wrong Way. I'm a conscience, and..."

Baloo, Sir Ector and Donald Duck: "Don't we know it!"

Narrator: "They groaned.

The Disney Characters were glad when a visitor came.

He purred smoothly towards them. Mickey Mouse introduced him."

Mickey Mouse: "Here is Captain Hook. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn, please teach him, Jiminy."

Captain Hook: "Good Morning."

Narrator: "Purred Captain Hook in an oily voice."

Captain Hook: "Pleased to meet you, Jiminy. Is that Donald, and Baloo, and Sir Ector too? I am delighted to meet such famous Disney Characters."

Narrator: "The silly Disney Characters were flattered."

Piglet, Donald Duck, Baloo and Sir Ector: "He has very good manners."

Narrator: "They murmured."

Piglet, Donald Duck, Baloo and Sir Ector: "We are please to have him in our yard."

Narrator: "Jiminy had his doubts."

Jiminy Cricket: "Come on!"

Narrator: "He said. Captain Hook purred after him."

Captain Hook: "Your worthy Mouse..."

Jiminy Cricket: "Mickey Mouse to you!"

Narrator: "Ordered Jiminy.

Captain Hook looked hurt."

Captain Hook: "Your worthy Mickey Mouse thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We captains don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improve it. We are revolutionary."

Jiminy Cricket: "Oh?"

Narrator: "Said Jiminy."

Jiminy Cricket: "If you're revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my pirates while I fetch Sir Ector's flowers."

Narrator: "Captain Hook, delighted to show off, purred away.

When Jiminy returned, Captain Hook was trying to take some pirates from a siding. They were old and empty. They have not been touched for a long time. Captain Hook found them hard to move."

Captain Hook: "Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!"

Pirates: "Oi! Oi!"

Narrator: "The pirates groaned."

Pirates: "We can't! We wont!"

Narrator: "Jiminy watched with interest.

Captain Hook lost patience."

Captain Hook: "Grrrr!"

Narrator: "He roared, and gave a great heave. The pirates jerked forward."

Pirates: "Oh! Oh!"

Narrator: "They screamed."

Pirates: "We can't! We wont!"

Narrator: "Some of their joints snapped, and their legs jammed in the lower body."

Captain Hook: "Grrrr!"

Jiminy Cricket: "Ho ho ho!"

Narrator: "Chuckled Jiminy.

Captain Hook recovered and tried to push the pirates back, but they wouldn't move. Jiminy ran quietly around to collect the other pirates."

Jiminy Cricket: "Thank you for arranging these, Captain Hook. I must go now."

Captain Hook: "Don't you want this lot?"

Jiminy Cricket: "No thank you."

Narrator: "Captain Hook gulped."

Captain Hook: "And I've taken all this trouble? Why didn't you tell me?"

Jiminy Cricket: "You never asked me. Besides,"

Narrator: "Said Jiminy."

Jiminy Cricket: "You were having such fun being rev-whatever it was you said. Good-bye."

Captain Hook: "Grrrr!"

Narrator: "Captain Hook had to help the workmen clear the mess.

He hated it. All the priates were laughing and singing at him."

Pirates: "Pirates are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Captain, in and out he creeps about, like a big red weasel, when he takes the wrong pirates out, Pop goes the Captain!"

Captain Hook: "Grrrr!"

Narrator: "Growled Captain Hook, and scuttled away to sulk in the house."