Sesame Street Crayons/Roosevelt Franklin's Alphabet (from The Year of Roosevelt Franklin)

Cast

 * Telly Furry Fuchsia as Roosevelt Franklin
 * Amazing Mumford Presto Purple as Roosevelt Franklin's Mother

Lyrics
Telly Furry Fuchsia: Uh, oh. My mother's gonna find me as sure as a moose likes moose juice.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Now where did he go this time? Telly Furry Fuchsia! Telly Furry Fuchsia! Telly Furry Fuchsia! Telly Furry Fuchsia?!

Telly Furry Fuchsia: (scatting) Here I come, I come here. Did somebody somewhere summon me?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Yes, somebody did call you by your names. Now, Telly Furry Fuchsia, we've got to go over the alphabet.

Telly Furry Fuchsia: Oh, I know that. A to Z, A to Z, I know all the alphabet. I know the alphabet so good!

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: (spoken) All right. All right. (singing) Telly Furry Fuchsia, what you say? Telly Furry Fuchsia: I say the very first letter is the letter A Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Well, what more can you tell me? Telly Furry Fuchsia: I say, the very next letter is the letter B

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Nice. That's starting to sound so good!

Telly Furry Fuchsia: I got the beat. You know something?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Telly Furry Fuchsia, what comes after B? Telly Furry Fuchsia: Everybody knows it’s the letter C  Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Young Mr. Telly Furry Fuchsia, what comes after C?  Telly Furry Fuchsia: I know D comes right after C

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Hey, that's very good!

Telly Furry Fuchsia: I got ABCD. Ooh, I'm good!

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Doesn’t an E come right after D? Telly Furry Fuchsia: That’s right, and then comes the F, and then comes the G  Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Roosevelt Franklin, what you say! Telly Furry Fuchsia: I say after the G comes the H-I-J

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Oh, Telly Furry Fuchsia!

Telly Furry Fuchsia: I got all the way to J. That was no joke!

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: All right now, what comes after them? Telly Furry Fuchsia: I believe it’s the K-L-M Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: I’d like to hear some more from you Telly Furry Fuchsia: You do? How about this: N-O-P-Q

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Very good!

Telly Furry Fuchsia: I know! I got through the Q!

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: How about doin’ some more for me? Telly Furry Fuchsia: Well, I’ll give you an R and an S and a T Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: You’re getting right down to the end I see Telly Furry Fuchsia: (singing) That’s right: U-V-W-X-Y-Z (spoken) I did it! All the way to Z!

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Now, put it all together for me Telly Furry Fuchsia: I’ll let you hear my ABC’s ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Let me hear it, Telly Furry Fuchsia ): A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Very good! You're doing the best one yet. Very good, Telly Furry Fuchsia. Oh, good! Oh! )

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Telly Furry Fuchsia, you got that right Telly Furry Fuchsia’s goin’ out of sight You see, I’m Telly Furry Fuchsia ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Oh, yes, he is. ) I know. I’m Telly Furry Fuchsia ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Say it again, Telly Furry Fuchsia. ) I will. I’m Telly Furry Fuchsia.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: And Telly Furry Fuchsia knows his alphabet.

Telly Furry Fuchsia: Yeah. Well, what Telly Furry Fuchsia does not know nobody knows him and that's how it goes.