Grease nail polish/Lonesome Joan (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie
 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert

Lyrics
Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Okay, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. You're ready?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Sure am, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. And I've got my piano all in tuned.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Good, because me and my bass are all ready to groove.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, good. Then why don't you introduce the song?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, okay. (clears throat) Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and I are going to sing a song about a girl who had a little trouble learning to how to do things and this girl's name was Lonesome Joan, which is also the name of our song. (clears throat) Hit it.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Okay, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be old pardner. Let her rip!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (spoken) Okay, buckaroo Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. (singing) Let me tell you all a story 'bout a girl named Lonesome Joan When she was three she thought she'd try to tie her shoe Her Momma said, "I'll show you how!" She pushed her Mom aside "I'll do it alone," said Lonesome Joan And her laces stayed untied

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : Oh, Lonesome Joan, Lonesome Joan Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Felt she had to do everything alone (Yahoo!) Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! : She said, "I don't need no help, I can do it by myself" Oh, Lonesome, Lonesome Joan

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, she got a little older -- thought she'd learn to read and write Her teacher tried to help her Joan yelled, "Get out of my sight!" So she never learned to write her name or even read a book And all alone she never learned to swim or skate or count or cook

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : Oh, Lonesome Joan, Lonesome Joan Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Felt she had to do everything alone Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : She said, "I don't need no help, I can do it by myself" Oh, Lonesome, Lonesome Joan

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (spoken) Here I go! (singing) Well, time went by and Joan grew old as people sometimes will When Joan was 81 years old, she met a girl named Lil Lil said, "Joan, it's just ridiculous the things that you can't do! Joan, you're an 80 year old woman -- Time you learn to tie your shoe!"

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : Oh, Lonesome Joan, Lonesome Joan You don't have to do everything alone You can use a little help Don't have to do it by yourself Oh, Lonesome, Lonesome Joan

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Go, Zoe Zingy Orange!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: So Lil taught Joan to read and write and tie her shoe and more And Joan lived to the happy age of a hundred and forty four ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Wow! ) So be sure you learned a lesson From that old girl, Lonesome Joan ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What's that? ) When you're trying for the first time, You don't have to try alone

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : Oh, Lonesome Joan, Lonesome Joan You don't have to do everything alone Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: You can use a little help Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Don't have to do it by yourself Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! and Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be : Oh, Lonesome, Lonesome Joan Oh, Lonesome, Lonesome Joan

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yippie tie yie, pardners!