Cinderelmo/Transcript

Transcript
[Title card reads Cinderelmo]

Grover: Five o'clock and ball as well!

Mr. Johnson: No it's not!

Grover: Why not?

Mr. Johnson: You woke me up! Oh no now someone's singing.

Grover: I think we are in a musical.

Mr. Johnson: A musical? I'll never get to sleep! Augh! Now the sun's out! Thanks a lot!

Grover: I do not do the weather sir, just the time.

Mr. Johnson: [groans]

Grover: Five o'clock and ball as well! Five o'clock and ball as well! Five o'clock and ball as well! Five o'clock and ball as well!

Narrator: Once upon a time in a kingdom of Sesame, there lived a little red monster named Elmo.

[A blue mouse walks by]

Narrator: His not so nice stepmother called him Cinderelmo because he was so dusty from sweeping chimneys all day.

[Cut to Elmo and Zoe sleeping]

Narrator: Every year a ball was held at the palace in Cinderelmo dreamed of going there to dance with the princess.

Elmo: [snores]

[In Elmo's dream we see a princess dancing with Elmo and the dream fades away]

Elmo: [talking in sleep] Elmo loves you princess.

Narrator: But he had one little problem.

Stepmother: Cinderelmo!

Elmo: [wakes up] Wha? huh? Yes stepmother?

Stepmother: Look what just arrived.

Elmo: [laughs]

Stepmother: From the palace, invitations to the princess's 18th birthday holiday ball.

Elmo: For for Elmo.

Zoe: [already up] Yeah.

Stepmother: No. Of course your stepbrothers,

[Telly and Baby Bear arrive in the room]

Stepmother: And I will be going tomorrow night as usual.

Telly: Alright!

Baby Bear: Yeah!

Zoe: [shakes her head in disappointment]

Baby Bear and Telly: [in confusion]

Telly: Oh the uh...

Stepmother: Oh! oh! But Cinderlelmo you get to shine our dancing shoes,

Telly: Right.

Stepmother: And mend our clothes,

Telly and Baby Bear: [nod]

Stepmother: And and pull the horses, wax the carrot, make our breakfast, wash the dishes, and paint the house! But first,

Zoe: [groans]

Stepmother: [gets out the feather duster] Dust.

Elmo: Dust! Elmo loves to dust! [laughs]

[Elmo then runs over to the chair and dusts it, then the bird cage, then a table, then the kettle and counter, then the plates]

[The Dusting Song plays]

Zoe: Woah!!

[Then Elmo dusts his stepmother]

Stepmother: [singing] Dust the rooms and dust the halls! Dust the ceilings and the walls]

Dog: [has a bowl in it's mouth and throw it to Elmo]

Stepmoter: [singing] Dust the table dust the chair!

Elmo: [dusts the bowl]

Stepmother: Dust whatever's standing there!

Mice: [singing] Dust the crackers and the cheese.

Elmo: [dusts the crackers and cheese]

Telly: [singing] Dust the dog and dust the fleas.

Elmo: [dusts the dog and fleas] Dust the books upon the shelf! [dusts the books upon the shelf]

Stepmother: [singing] When your finish dust yourself!

Elmo: Achoo!

Baby Bear: [singing] Dust the vase, dust the past.

Elmo: [does so then he dusts Telly's nose]

Telly: [coughs]

Stepmother: [singing] When you finish dust the dove.

Zoe: [singing] Nothing dusty is to small!

Elmo: Nothing dusty is to small! [laughs]

All: [singing] For tomorrow there's a princess ball!!

[Chattering]

Zoe: [laughs]

Stepmother: My sons come to me. Tomorrow this time you'll be dancing with the princess at the palace. Huh.

Baby Bear: Oh yeah.

Stepmother: And how do we get to the palace?

Stepmother, Baby Bear, and Telly: Practice, practice, practice.

Stepmother: They're decorating the palace for the ball as we speak. [opens the windows and looks through the telescope] Oh, I see the king! He's talking to someone blue and furry.

King Fred: Cut to the chase man!

Grover: Well sire, I thought as your furry blue prime monster, I should show you this law before we have the princess's birthday ball tomorrow. [grunts and sits a book down] The royal heavy book here says and I quote. The princess must choose a husband by midnight of her 18th birthday or lose the kingdom.

King Fred: Where does that say that? Where?

Grover: Down here in the teeny tiny print right after offer void where prohibited.

King Fred: Oh I should always need to read the find print.

Queen: It's true.

King Fred: I'm afraid it's true princess.

Princess: But i'm not ready to get married.

King Fred: If you don't marry will lose the land of Sesame, the castle, everything!

Queen: [gasps]

Princess: I don't want that to happen.

King Fred: I knew you understand.

Princess: But daddy, every year I meet the same suitors at the ball. There's no one right for me. Couldn't we invite some new people this year?

Queen: Well that's reasonable Fred.

King Fred: Why not everyone! Cake and eat it, this year besides the usual suitors we will invite every unmarried man in the kingdom to the pool.

Grover: What about unmarried monsters sire?

King Fred: Monsters too!

Grover: The wise choice.

King Fred: Go to town and proclaim the princess's 18th birthday holiday ball will now be called princess's 18th birthday holiday find a husband ball.

Grover: That is a royal mouthful.

King Fred: Go!

[The scene cuts back to Land of Sesame]

Mr. Johnson: Oh it's him

Cookie Monster: Om nom nom nom nom!

[A man takes a cookie]

Cookie Monster: [laughs and waves then eats cookies]

[A honker blows a trumpet]

[Find a Husband Ball plays]

TBC