Kirby's Secret Problem/Thomas

Parody Cast Members

 * Yoshi as Thomas
 * Kirby as Percy
 * Waddle Dee as James

Transcript
Thomas: OMG, Percy, I was such a pig today! I ate like 50 pieces of fruit!

Percy: Thomas, puh-lease! I literally inhaled 20 enemies. Thank God I exhaled most of them.

Thomas: (gasps) Are you still doing that?! You promised you wouldn't binge and purge anymore!

Percy: (hangs up on Thomas) CUH-LICK! Percy does not need that noise today! (vomits James)

James: (covered in vomit) Hey, it's none of my business but, uh, you have a problem!

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