Sesame Street Crayons/Loud and Soft (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert
 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Farley

Lyrics
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hey, Oscar Grouchy Green.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Oh, hi, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hi. Hey, uh. Whatcha doing?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Nothing.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, terrific!

Oscar Grouchy Green: Huh?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah, because uh, I got a song to sing and it's really a neat nifty song and I wanna know if you can help me sing it, huh?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Uh, I'll see you later, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh no, come on, Oscar Grouchy Green. I mean, it's really fun.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Oh, okay. I'll try.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: You'll see how it happens. I'll go first and you'll go second, okay? You'll see.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Okay, sing, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Ahem. I like to sing LOUD!

Oscar Grouchy Green: I get it. I like to sing soft

Big Bird Feather Yellow: That's right. I like to sing LOUD!

Oscar Grouchy Green: I like to sing soft

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I like to sing high!

Oscar Grouchy Green: I like to sing low

Big Bird Feather Yellow: So two good friends, me and you

Oscar Grouchy Green: Each with an opposite point of view

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I like to sing long!

Oscar Grouchy Green: I like to sing short

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I like to sing lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong....

Oscar Grouchy Green: I like to sing short. That's enough, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I like to sing good

Oscar Grouchy Green: And I do too

Big Bird Feather Yellow and Oscar Grouchy Green : Well whaddya know what a happy day when me, agrees with you.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Hey, that was nice.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Do you wanna switch? Do you mind?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Right, I'll do the other part.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Okay.

Oscar Grouchy Green: I like to sing LOUD!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I like to sing soft

Oscar Grouchy Green: I like to sing LOUD!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I like to sing soft

Oscar Grouchy Green: I like to sing high!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I like to sing low

Oscar Grouchy Green: So two good friends, me and you

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Each with an opposite point of view

Oscar Grouchy Green: I like to sing long!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I like to sing short (laughing)

Oscar Grouchy Green: I like to sing lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong....

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I like to sing short. That's enough, Oscar Grouchy Green.

Oscar Grouchy Green: I like to sing good

Big Bird Feather Yellow: And I do too

Big Bird Feather Yellow and Oscar Grouchy Green : Well whaddya know what a happy day when me, agrees with you.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Wasn't that fun?

Oscar Grouchy Green: Yeah. You know, I agree with you, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, good. Listen, I've got another nifty song for ya.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Uh, I think I hear my mother calling.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, Oscar Grouchy Green.