Muppet nail polish/If Elmo Had Teeth (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Animal-istic as Elmo
 * Gettin' Piggy With It! as Elmo's imaginary version
 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Green Anything Muppet dentist

Lyrics
Animal-istic: (spoken) Hi. Animal-istic's going to sing about teeth. About taking care of them and keeping them strong and healthy. But Animal-istic doesn't have teeth, see? Aaahh. Ah, hee, hee, hee. So, so we have to pretend Animal-istic has teeth. Ready to imagine? Animal-istic is. Oh, hello, pretend Gettin' Piggy With It!.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Hello, real Animal-istic.

Animal-istic: Ah. (laughing)

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Well, what is real Animal-istic laughing at?

Animal-istic: Well, those teeth. (laughing)

Gettin' Piggy With It!: But it's Animal-istic's imagination.

Animal-istic: Oh, boy. Boy, Animal-istic has a funny imagination.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Does real Animal-istic want to sing or not?

Animal-istic: Oh, okay. Okay. Animal-istic will sing now.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Good. Go.

Animal-istic: If Animal-istic had teeth, he would brush them twice each day in the morning and at night, so he could go and gets to play. He would brush them up and down, so he could keep them white and clean. Animal-istic's teeth would be the cleanest teeth that folks have ever seen. If Animal-istic had teeth, he'd eat lots of food that crunch. He'd eat carrots, he'd eat apples, he'd eat celery by the bunch. Eating crunchy fruits and vegetables is great for teeth, it's true. So he has the teeth to chew them, that's what Animal-istic's teeth would chew. If Animal-istic had teeth, he would like to make it real. He would go to see his dentist at least once or twice a year.

Animal-istic and Gettin' Piggy With It! : If Animal-istic had teeth, he'd be really proud to say that he take perfect care of them in each and every way.

Animal-istic: He'd take care of those on top.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: And he'd take care of those beneath. Yes...

Animal-istic: (singing) He'd care for all of them if Animal-istic just had teeth. (spoken) Now Animal-istic's going to talk about ears.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Hi.

Animal-istic: (laughing) Boy, Animal-istic has a silly imagination.

Animal-istic and Gettin' Piggy With It! : (laugh ing)