Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy

Based on the Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Movies and all those Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Series, Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy is a series featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have 2 Thomas stories. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-7 can be used. No stories from Seasons 8-present allowed.

Minor Guest Stars

 * Schemer
 * Mr. Conductor [Ringo Starr] (High-Heeled Ed)
 * The Jukebox Band (A Glass of Warm Ed, Tito and Didi in Urban Ed)
 * Singing Muppet Frogs (Thick as an Ed)
 * Gonzo the Great (Hands Across Ed)
 * Ginny (Wish You Were Ed)
 * Minka Mark (Robbin' Ed) [intro only as the chimpanzee]
 * Twilight Sparkle (Tinker Ed)
 * Rarity (Tinker Ed)
 * Cosmo & Wanda (Tinker Ed)

Major Goofs

 * In a great majority of episodes, some of the voice actors' names are misspelled. (Samuel Vincent, Tabitha St. Germain and Keenan Christenson.)
 * In a majority of episodes, some episodes listed were not in the episode they were under.

Major Trivia

 * Some episodes will each have a special intro with a theme song from another show to go with the setting of that particular episode.
 * Starting at Season 2, there will be a new regular intro every season with different clips of Mr. Conductor and Thomas.
 * Season 7 Thomas Stories will have the original music.
 * Starting at Season 3, some episodes will each have a Schemer Presents segment from a Shining Time Station VHS (but in the Crossover Edition format) to go with the theme of a certain episode before end credits.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (The Ed-Touchables)
 * 2) Edward Helps Out (Nagged To An Ed)

Trivia

 * Thomas Gets Tricked is restored.
 * Edward Helps Out has the title card from the Thomas DVD, "Thomas and His Friends Help Out".

Goofs

 * In the remastered version, the credits weren't remade to list "Missing Whistles" under the Shining Time Station episodes used.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Takes The Plunge (Pop Goes The Ed)
 * 2) The Trouble With Mud (Over Your Ed)

Quote 1

 * Edd: May I help?
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on the crooked stand)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well I'm here to work. What's our first step?
 * Edd: Your first step, Mr. Conductor is to watch your step. The stand hasn't been completely-
 * (Mr. Conductor slides off the stand)
 * Edd: Nailed in. Are you all right?
 * Mr. Conductor: All right? I appear for work and fall off a stand. I've had better jobs I'll tell you.

Quote 2

 * Ed: Drink, Mister?
 * Eddy: *groan* What are we going to do with you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, first he'll want a bath and learn to be a little less careless. Being dirty can interfere at times like this. On the Island of Sodor, Gordon learned being clean is a must after the experience he had.
 * Eddy: I'll bet he wasn't messing things up like Ed did to my scam!
 * Ed: Do you think Gordon would like an En-O-Gee drink?
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't say that, but his dirty paint did cause problems. Let me tell you what happened. (Blows whistle and "The Trouble With Mud" begins)

Trivia

 * Percy Takes The Plunge has the title card from the Thomas VHS, "Daisy"
 * The Trouble With Mud is restored.

Goofs

 * At one point, Mr. Conductor mentions "pool party" but it was a sprinkler party.
 * In the end credits, Nazz's voice actress, Tabitha St. Germain's first name is misspelled as "Tabitah" as well as her last name as "German".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Meets The Queen (Sir Ed-A-Lot)
 * 2) A Big Day For Thomas (A Pinch To Grow An Ed)

Quotes

 * Sarah: Bye Bye!
 * Eddy: Ed! Get me out!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: You really like being a queen, don't you, Sarah?
 * Jimmy: AAAHHHH!!!!!! A little man!!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: It's quite all right, Jimmy. I won't hurt you. Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service.
 * Jimmy: H-hi, Mr. Conductor. How did you know my name?
 * Edd: Why, I enlightened Mr. Conductor on you and the other kids of the cul-de-sac, Jimmy.
 * Sarah: Including me?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, Sarah. I remember you when I first arrived at Peach Creek. And I have a friend named Thomas The Tank Engine along with many others on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Jimmy: Has Thomas ever met any princes?
 * Sarah: Or queens?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, indeed he has. Thomas has lots of experiences with crown heads. He's even met the queen.
 * Jimmy: Thomas met the queen?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes...(blows whistle and "Thomas Meets The Queen" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Eddy: At least that queen wasn't a spoiled brat like Sarah!
 * Sarah: I HEARD THAT, STUPID!

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Sounds like they're-Well, Edd anyway is working hard in there.
 * Eddy: What's taking them so long?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, I know you want to be big like the others, but waiting at times like this can usually be very long and you must be patient.
 * Eddy: Patient Schmatient! This waiting stuff is for the birds, I HATE birds!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Eddy, being impatient is the last you'll want if you want to be big. Back on the Island of Sodor, Thomas learned all about having patience after his big day pulling Henry's train.
 * Eddy: *groan* I can't wait any longer for them, but at this point, I might as well hear what happened to kill time.
 * Mr. Conductor: Ok, Eddy and don't worry, time will pass. (blows whistle and "A Big Day for Thomas" begins)

Trivia

 * In "Sir Ed-A-Lot" some of the scenes come from the Shining Time Station episode, "Queen For A Day"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved From Scrap (George Carlin, Dawn of the Eds)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin, Virt-Ed-Go)

Trivia

 * Saved From Scrap is restored
 * Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach has the title card from the Thomas DVD, "Cranky Bugs".

Goofs

 * The letter, "T" is missing from Eddy's subtitle when he says "Tell me about it!"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mind That Bike (George Carlin, Read All About Ed)
 * 2) Something In The Air (Alec Baldwin, Quick Shot Ed)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Looks like they'll be plenty of work for you and the Eds today.
 * Edd: I'm afraid Eddy ordered too many papers, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry Edd, I'm sure Thomas and Percy's friend Tom Tipper would kindly aid you in this heavy duty work.
 * Edd: Is Tom Tipper a steam-powered locomotive, too?
 * Mr. Conductor: My, no! Tom Tipper is a postman who delivers mail like clockwork, but the other day, he thought that he wouldn't deliver mail as soon as it used to be.
 * Edd: Gracious! Did Tom Tipper have any dilemmas delivering the mail?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed he did. Let me tell you what happened. (Blows whistle and "Mind That Bike" begins)

Goofs

 * Calendar is misspelled as "Calender" in one of Eddy's subtitles along with "embarrassing" as "embarassing" in one of Mr. Conductor's.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis (An Ed Too Many)
 * 2) One Good Turn (Ed-n-Seek)

Trivia

 * Mavis has the title card from the Thomas DVD, 10 Years of Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
 * One Good Turn is restored.

Goofs

 * One of Eddy's subtitles is spelled as "problemo" when "problem-o" is the correct spelling.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel (Look Into My Eds)
 * 2) Toad Stands By (Tag Yer Ed)

Trivia

 * Pop Goes the Diesel has the title card from the Thomas DVD, "Thomas Comes to Breakfast."

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (Fool on the Ed)
 * 2) Tender Engines (A Boy and His Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Now who would've guessed the other kids were tricking themselves to trick you guys? Very underhanded I must say.
 * Eddy: Yeah, well it ain't funny, Mr. C! I'm going to pull the ultimate prank on them if it kills me!
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't know if you want to do that, Eddy. You see jokes can be fun, but there are jokes that sometimes go wrong. Percy soon figured that out for himself when he was playing tricks on the bigger engines.
 * Ed: Is he the prank master?
 * Edd: What exactly was this trick that Percy learned from, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "Percy and the Signal" begins)

Quote 2

 * Edd: I'm certain if we learned more about Kevin, he'd be more than happy to share his jawbreakers.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Edd. That idea just may work. Just don't count your chickens before they're hatched.
 * Ed: Chickens!!!
 * Eddy: Ed, shut up. And, Mr. C, what are you getting at?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you see, it may not be easy to get yourselves jawbreakers. It seems hard for Kevin, like the other kids of this cul-de-sac to open up to you guys. And when people act the way such as you normally do, Eddy, they may get something they didn't expect. Take the story of when Duck tricked Henry about tenders.
 * Edd: Would this be the same Duck who led Diesel into dismay and opposed Toad's plan against S.C.ruffey?
 * Eddy: *Groan* A train story again?!
 * Ed: Does Duck quack, Mr. C?
 * Edd: Ed, if you'd pay attention, you'd know he doesn't. How did Duck carry out this trick, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I was hoping you'd ask. Let me tell you what happened. (blows whistle and "Tender Engines" begins)

Trivia

 * The song, "Laugh And A Half" from the Shining Time Station episode, "The Joke's on Schemer" is used in "Fool on the Ed".
 * Tender Engines is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, "Mr. Conductor's Movie".

Goofs

 * The credits for Laugh And A Half were not listed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Conductor (It's Way Ed)
 * 2) The Runaway (Laugh Ed Laugh)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Looks like we're all on the same page. But I must say, it can be hard keeping up with others at times like this.
 * Edd: Such as what times, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Like the time Thomas was in a big hurry and left the conductor at the station.
 * Edd: Why, how careless of him.
 * Eddy: I'll bet being in a hurry wasn't a fad where Thomas is.
 * Ed: I'd follow it!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but like you guys, the conductor did get far behind. I'll tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Thomas and the Conductor" begins)

Quote 2

 * Eddy: So I uh... guess we're the only ones... not sick... he he...
 * Edd: So it seems Eddy
 * Ed: What about Mr. Conductor?
 * Eddy: Yeah, where is he anyway?
 * Edd: I don't know, Eddy i haven't seen him all day
 * Ed: guys look!
 * [then they see an answering machine on the ground]
 * Edd: Honestly, who would leave a poor little answering machine here like this?
 * Eddy: Probably someone who hates getting messages from work. That's how my dad feels.
 * Edd: [pushes the button]
 * Mr. Conductor's voice: [from answering machine] to whoever picks this up this is Mr. Conductor answering
 * Ed: OH NO! MR. CONDUCTOR GOT EATEN BY THE ANSWERING MACHINE!
 * Edd: Ed, Mr. Conductor didn't get eaten, this message is pre-recorded
 * Mr. Conductor's voice: [from answering machine] Due to a bad sickness, I cannot come out to the Cul-De-Sac today and so here's a randomly generated pre-recorded Thomas Story to help with whatever problem is going on. [whistle sound effect and it transitions to the story The Runaway]
 * [After the Story...]
 * Mr. Conductor: That's about it from me when i feel in a better state, I'll come back. Sorry for any inconvenience [tape ends]
 * Edd: The tape ends there. I guess poor Mr. Conductor got the same sickness as the kids did
 * Eddy: I'm sure we don't need him for our scams anyway... right?

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor's subplot on what color to paint his signal house door in It's Way Ed follows the plot of the Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales episode, "Paint the Town Red".
 * Mr. Conductor is not seen in the entirety of Laugh Ed Laugh since he got sick too and in his place is an answering machine that the Eds find with a pre-recorded Thomas Story added in along with his whistle sound effect

Goofs

 * In one of Mr. Conductor's lines, He says "Catch on those" when the word "to" should have been present before "those".
 * In the end credits, when it shows what episodes the Shining Time Station clips were from, "Wildlife" (which used the steam effects from that episode for the Thomas Story transitions in "Laugh Ed Laugh") was not listed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper (A Glass of Warm Ed)
 * 2) Whistles and Sneezes (Flea-Bitten Ed)

Quote 1

 * Edd: ED! I need to wake Eddy and Mr. Conductor! Oh dear! A paradox!
 * [at Shining Time Station]
 * Edd: [comes into the station & knocks on the signalbox door in the mural] Mr. Conductor! Are you in there? I need help!
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears in his pajamas] Edd? Is that you? What are you doing here at Shining Time Station? And at 1:00 in the morning no less?
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor! Something's up with Ed! He came to my house and was eating my food and he was sleeping too!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sleeping AND eating?
 * Edd: Yes, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: Hmm...sounds like Ed has a case of eatwalking.
 * Edd: Eatwalking?
 * Mr. Conductor: It's like sleepwalking only while you sleep you eat it's very uncommon.
 * Edd: Not to Ed it's not! Now hurry up & get dressed! We have to get back to the Cul-De-Sac and get Eddy!

Quote 2

 * Ed: Oh no! Jimmy, don't tell Sarah! Guys help me!
 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy's just joking, Ed. But I must say, waking up to a bed full of half-eaten food with no memory of what happened is something that Henry the Big Green Engine could relate to.
 * Eddy: Another train story?! I thought you'd be too tired to tell any!
 * Edd: Eddy, manners. Since we're all up, Mr. Conductor, won't you tell us what happened?
 * Ed: It's storytime, Jimmy.
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, here it goes. (blows whistle and "The Flying Kipper" begins)

Trivia

 * After Ed sneezed, Mr. Conductor appeared in his box from the "Shining Time Station" episode "Achoo".
 * When Eddy mentions "green whale" he refers to when Mr. Conductor told the Eds "Something In The Air" in "Quick Shot Ed"
 * This is the first time the Jukebox Band is featured in the series as they sing Beautiful Dreamer while Ed is sleepwalking
 * The Flying Kipper has the title card from the Thomas DVD, A Big Day for Thomas
 * Whistles and Sneezes is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, Achoo.
 * In Flea-Bitten Ed, Mr. Conductor's cold subplot follows the plot of the Shining Time Station episode, Achoo.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (Who, What, Where, Ed!)
 * 2) Henry's Forest (Keeping Up with the Eds)

Trivia

 * Percy, James and the Fruitful Day is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, Schemer Alone.
 * Henry's Forest has the title card from the Thomas DVD, "Trust Thomas".

Goofs

 * In the end credits, the year the Thomas Stories aired is listed as 1992 when in the US, the stories were originally aired in 1991 and 1993.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (Eds-Aggerate)
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars (Oath to an Ed)

Trivia

 * Diesel's Devious Deed has the title card from the Thomas DVD, "Thomas Comes to Breakfast".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Funnel (Button Yer Ed)
 * 2) All at Sea (Avast Ye Eds)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Thankfully, Eddy's inability to talk is only temporary. I remember my friend, Peter Sam had an accident and needed a new funnel. He even found a temporary funnel.
 * Rolf: Rolf is confused. Is the train's name Peter or Sam?
 * Edd: Who exactly is Peter Sam, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Peter Sam is a small green tank engine, sort of like Percy, but he lives on another part of the Island Of Sodor called the narrow gauge railway. I'll tell you all about it. (Blows whistle and "Special Funnel" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: That was indeed a splendid ending for Peter Sam.
 * Rolf: Rolf enjoys both good food and a memorable story. Thank you, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Rolf.

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Ahhh... Floating down the creek is quite relaxing. This is just like the cruises on the Island of Sodor.
 * Jimmy: The Island of Sodor has cruises?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, indeed. The boats from the harbour also bring people if there should be any emergency.
 * Johnny: Have the trains ever gone on cruises?
 * Eddy: That's stupid.
 * Edd: Actually, gentlemen, trains can indeed be transported on boats. However, it wouldn't be called a cruise for them.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Duck in fact one time wished to go to sea.
 * Johnny: Plank wants to know if he did
 * Jimmy: Did he, Mr. Conductor?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...why don't I tell you what happened, and then you will find out.(Blows whistle and "All at Sea" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: I'm glad Duck received that flag from the regatta. He deserved it.
 * Johnny: Plank says "Why don't we sail to the regatta?!".
 * Eddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The regatta.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 1 Finale.
 * Special Funnel has the title card from the Thomas DVD, Thomas Meets the Queen.
 * All at Sea is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, Becky Makes a Wish.

Goofs

 * In the end credits, a 9 in 1995 is missing.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Breaks the Rules (Know it all Ed)
 * 2) A New Friend for Thomas (Dear Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Eddy, these rules you make for the kids to gain money isn't the way to keep others in order. In fact, this reminds me of the time Thomas got in trouble with the police.
 * Edd: Gracious! Thomas in trouble with the police? I never thought a police officer would scold a train!
 * Eddy: Did that blue bug pay a fine too?
 * Ed: Was the police man a moose or canadian, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well... Let me tell you about it (blows whistle and "Thomas Breaks the Rules" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you know, Johnny you could try making new friends. And making new friends isn't all bad even if that person looks or acts unique.
 * Johnny: What do you mean, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, making a friend helps you to get to know somebody, especially to show what you can do. Thomas was very impressed when his new friend by a thing or two his new friend, Trevor showed him.
 * Johnny (sadly): Who's Trevor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Cheer up, Johnny. Trevor is a traction engine who was saved from scrap by Edward the Blue Engine. I'll tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "A New Friend for Thomas" begins)

Quote 3

 * Eddy: Don't judge a book by its cover, Johnny. It's salty and it's a boot. Knock yourself out.
 * Mr. Conductor: Hmmm...I've heard one of those expressions before. But where?

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 2.
 * Thomas Breaks the Rules has the title card from the Thomas DVD, "Thomas and His Friends Help Out."
 * A New Friend for Thomas has the title card from the Thomas DVD, "Best of Thomas."
 * Mr. Conductor's mention of hearing the expression Eddy says in "Dear Ed" before is a reference to the Thomas song, "Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover".
 * The Music Video, The Incredible Shrinking Day is used at the end of the episode.

Goofs

 * In the end credits under what Shining Time Station episodes were used, Stacy Says No was not listed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Cow On The Line (George Carlin, Knock, Knock Who's Ed?)
 * 2) Gordon and the Gremlin (Alec Baldwin, One + One = Ed)

Quote 1

 * Eddy: I'VE HAD IT!!!! Those twerps will regret the day they messed with this brain power.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I wouldn't get to confident about getting into the house, Eddy. After all, Gordon and Henry thought they had the "brain power" to shoo a cow off the line, but they soon found it difficult to do so.
 * Edd: Please, Mr. Conductor. A cow?
 * Eddy: REALLY?! Why wouldn't those oversized tender-trains get a stupid cow off the track?! I thought they were brave enough to do it!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you what happened. (Blows whistle and "A Cow On The Line" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Eddy: Hey! That tale just gave me an idea!
 * Edd: I believe we'll all be sorry for that, Eddy.
 * Ed: Will the big choo-choos help me see the monster movie?!

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Things are looking rather strange and unusual. Surely, gremlins aren't the cause of all this.
 * Eddy: Grem-whats?!
 * Edd: Gremlins, Eddy. They are known for when any miscellany should occur.
 * Ed: Do gremlins like chickens too, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't say that, but Gordon had some gremlins of his own one day. I'll never forget it. Neither will he. I'll tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "Gordon and the Gremlin" begins)

Trivia

 * Gordon & the Gremlin will have a crazy effect style to go with One + One = Ed

Thomas Stories

 * 1) No Joke for James (Eeny,Meeny, Miney, Ed)
 * 2) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (Ready, Set...Ed!)

Quote 1

 * Ed: Oh no! Not Eddy! Take me Lizard Man!
 * Mr. Conductor: ED! Eddy's playing a trick on you! Nobody's being turned into bugs.
 * Ed: You can't fool me! I know The Lizard Man has turned you into a bug too!
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Ed, I think I've just the way to prove none of what Eddy's said is real and show that nobody's been turned into bugs...A Thomas Story.
 * Ed: Did the choo choos get turned into bugs too?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course they didn't. This is a story about when James the bright red engine played a trick of his own. (blows whistle and "No Joke for James" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Mr. Conductor: So after James was punished, he learned that some jokes can cause trouble and confusion. And some tricks even cause panic.
 * Ed: I hope the Lizard Man doesn't get me next!
 * Edd: Why are Eddy's clothes on my floor? Is he running around naked again?!

Quote 2

 * Eddy: NOT KNITTING!!!! We move to Plan B...knitting please.
 * Mr. Conductor: Good luck with that, Eddy, but I must say you sound just like Gordon that time with the famous visitor.
 * Edd: Was this famous engine known for setting a record as well?
 * Ed: Was it for being the only choo-choo to run on gravy?!
 * Edd: Please, Ed.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right you are, Edd. And the all the other engines were impressed by this engine's record.
 * Eddy: Fill me in on it, Mr. C. For once, I'm game to hear one of your stories.
 * Mr. Conductor: As you wish, Eddy. (blows whistle and "Gordon and the Famous Visitor" begins)

Trivia

 * No Joke for James has the title card from the Thomas DVD, Best of James.

Goofs

 * In the end credits, when it shows what Shining Time Station episodes were used it is read as"Shining Time Station Clips and Audio from" but no audio from Shining Time Station was used on any Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy footage.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Queen of Sodor (Michael Brandon, Hands Across Ed)
 * 2) Dunkin' Duncan (Alec Baldwin, Floss Your Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Wow! I didn't know that you were doing a telethon, Eddy. I would be proud to be a part of it.
 * Eddy: Yeah! We just need perfect auditions, a good show and BINGO, we'll be in jawbreaker heaven!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I wouldn't count my chickens yet if I were you, Eddy.
 * Eddy: What do you mean, Mr. I-Know-Everything-About-Showtime?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, making perfect auditions isn't all easy. If somebody shows off to another it can lead them to dismay and for the other to succeed. Take the story of James the Red Engine. He had a new coat of paint and boasted to Gordon, but the big blue engine got back at him.
 * Ed: Do the choo-choos host telephones too?
 * Eddy: It's telethon, stupid.
 * Edd: Please, what would engines want with currency?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, James wasn't performing a telethon, but his boasting did get the best of him. Let me tell you Eds about it. (Blows whistle and "James and the Queen of Sodor" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: I certainly blame James for that. If he hadn't gloated to Gordon, he wouldn't have gotten the unsanitary job.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right and when others show off, they can be taught a great lesson for their boasting.

Trivia

 * Gonzo the Great makes a guest appearance in "Hands Across Ed" where he auditions, but is rejected when Eddy thinks his appearance will frighten the audience.
 * Dunkin Duncan has the title card from the Thomas DVD, James and the Red Balloon.

Goofs

 * In the end credits, when the list of Shining Time Station episodes used is shown, Bully for Mr. Conductor was not listed. (The creator removed it from a past credits' list of episodes ,which he usually copies and pastes onto new episodes' end credits, before realizing his mistake.)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Alec Baldwin, In Like Ed)
 * 2) Thomas and Stepney (George Carlin, Who Let the Ed In?)

Trivia

 * For this episode only, a special intro with the Inspector Gadget theme will be used.
 * At one point in "In Like Ed", a reference to George Carlin's comedy routine is made.
 * Lady Hatt's Birthday Party had the title card from the Thomas DVD, Cranky Bugs.
 * Thomas and Stepney has the title card from the Thomas DVD, Rusty to the Rescue.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bulls Eyes (Homecooked Eds)
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up (Rambling Ed)

Quote 1

 * Kevin: C'mon, Rolf! I'm gettin' a stitch!
 * Rolf: Bye Bye!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Those Kankers sure are causing a lot of chaos in your house, Eddy.
 * Eddy: Tell me about itI
 * Edd: When will this chaos end?!
 * Mr. Conductor: It's one thing to make a mess, but it's another to behave like bulls in a china shop. Or in Daisy's case, a bull on the line from the time she encountered Champion.
 * Eddy: Who the heck is Champion for crying out loud?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Champion is a bull with quite a nasty attitude. Daisy soon learned that for herself.
 * Edd: Pardon me Mr. Conductor. But who is Daisy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Daisy is a diesel railcar who came to help after Thomas had an accident.
 * Ed: *cries* Poor little Thomas!!!! *cries*
 * Edd: I'm sure Thomas was all right, Ed. Now, Mr. Conductor, would you be kind enough to explain how Champion became a nuisance?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I will. Come along, Eds! (Blows whistle and "Bulls Eyes" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Eddy: If that Champion bull was here, he'd totally scare and chase those stupid Kankers out of my house!
 * Edd: I don't know about Champion chasing the Kankers, Eddy. This weather ensures them a LOOOONG vacation!
 * Eddy: Weather, huh? Summer's about to call it a day boys!
 * Mr. Conductor: And I know just the plan.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor's sob story booth subplot from the Shining Time Station episode, Schemer's Robot is used in Rambling Ed.
 * In Rambling Ed, there will be a montage to the song, That's All I Need from The Lion King 1 1/2.
 * A random clip from Thomas & Friends of the engines with surprised faces will be used when Rolf screams.

Goofs

 * When Mr. Conductor talks to Rolf, at one point, the word "When" was cut off and the word "The" was not present when he says "Oliver the Great Western Engine" but the creator fixed and added it in an annotation.
 * In the end credits, when it shows what episodes the Shining Time Station clips were from the word "and" is present after "clips" and Schemer Alone was not listed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Happy Ever After (Alec Baldwin, To Sir With Ed)
 * 2) Wrong Road (George Carlin, Key to my Ed)

Quote 1

 * Eddy: I'm all by myself! Ah!
 * (Scene goes to Shining Time Station where the phone was going off)
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh my! The phone!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears at the phone in Schemer's arcade.)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello?
 * Eddy (from under his covers nervously): Hey, Mr. C...
 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy? You sound like you've seen a ghost.
 * Eddy: Listen, Mr. C, you have to come over fast!
 * Mr. Conductor: At this time of night? I don't know. I've been meaning to do some tidying up in the signal house. And my laundry isn't going to wash itself.
 * Eddy: Ah! I think heard something! It sounds like a wild animal. Come quick, Mr. C!
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll be right over! (disappears)

Quote 2

 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, perhaps you too can aid Eddy into figuring out what to do to prepare for his date with Nazz, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I definitely know that every date needs a good luck package.
 * Eddy: A good luck what?
 * Mr. Conductor: A good luck package, guys. Percy The Small Engine once collected a good-luck package for the bride and groom on the Island Of Sodor. And Mrs. Kindley was very pleased with the green engine.
 * Eddy: Wow! I didn't know trains could get married!!!! (laughs)
 * Edd: Eddy, It is highly illogical for engines to get married. And pardon me, Mr. Conductor, who exactly is Mrs. Kindley?
 * Mr. Conductor: She is the bride's mother, and Percy really loved the special assignment given from her. Let me tell you Eds all about the good-luck package. (Blows whistle and "Happily Ever After" begins)

Quote 3

 * Jimmy: Too tight! Too tight! Sarah!
 * Eddy: This key's useless!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you know, Eddy. I bet if we find whoever lost this key, we'll know what it opens.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor's right, Eddy. And that key should be returned to its rightful owner because that person who misplaced it, It's no mistake they didn't lose it on purpose.
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd has an exact point. But everyone does make mistakes, even railroad people. Remember that mix-up with Gordon and Edward?
 * Edd: I'm afraid we don't remember hearing that story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you will when I tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "Wrong Road" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: I certainly don't blame Gordon for departing too soon. His fireman made the mistake.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right, and the 2 twin engines tricked him, but Gordon made things worse because Gordon has what you might call a bad attitude.

Trivia

 * Happy Ever After has the title card from the Thomas DVD, "Make Someone Happy".
 * Wrong Road is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, "The Joke's on Schemer".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Search for Fergus (Michael Brandon, Urban Ed)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (George Carlin, Stop, Look and Ed)

Quote 1

 * Ed: Let's drive to the city, fellas!
 * Edd: We're too young to drive, Ed.
 * Ed: My dad has a shovel.
 * Schemer (voice only): Hello!
 * Mr. Conductor: Uh-oh! I know that voice. He comes, I go. Bye! (disappears)
 * Schemer: Boys, I just overheard you all want to go to the city.
 * Edd: And who may I ask are you, sir?
 * Schemer: Why, my name is Horace A. Schemer of Schemer's arcade at Shining Time Station. But please, just call me Schemer. As if my real name was to have any mention of my state of business. *wheezy laugh*
 * Edd: Well, my name is Eddward, Mr. Schemer.
 * Eddy: Eddy's the name, scamming pigeons for money is my game.
 * Ed: And I'm Ed!
 * Schemer: Well, those are very nice names for people who have them. And I'm meeting three of them right now. Anyway, Eddy, judging by your "game". I can already tell you and I are gonna be great partners in the big city.
 * Eddy: You're gonna bring us to the city?!
 * Edd: Eddy, we mustn't go off with a stranger.
 * Ed: But we know his name, Double D.
 * Schemer: Yeah, what are you gonna do? Have the city come to you?
 * Eddy: Hey! That just gave me an idea. Well, I say if we can't go to the city, Let's bring the city to the cul-de-sac.
 * Edd: I suppose I should find some tape.
 * Ed: Not to mention a duck.
 * Schemer: And I've just the attraction for the city. Be right back. *runs off gleefully laughing*

Quote 2

 * Johnny: Mr. Conductor, have you seen Plank anywhere?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm afraid not, Johnny.
 * Johnny: I've looked all around and I still can't find him. Where could he be?
 * Mr. Conductor: You know Johnny, you sound just as worried as Thomas was when he was sent to look for Fergus when he was missing.
 * Johnny: Who's Fergus?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a railway traction engine who works at the cement works. He knows the rules very well and always obeys them. But one day, Diesel played a trick on him. I'll tell you all about it. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Search for Fergus begins)

Quote 3

 * Edd: At least you and I know best to follow the rules, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm proud to be part of the civilian side, Edd. And Eddy, I must say, you've certainly talking enough peer pressure into the kids to live life rules-free.
 * Eddy: Oh, well. Follow the rules, you guys'll miss out skating in the wet cement rink.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Eddy, rules are important to keep us all safe. As for rules, there are many that must be followed on the Island of Sodor to keep the engines in order. Take the story of Duck's first day.
 * Edd; Why, I don't recall us ever hearing that story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: I didn't tell you about the day Duck arrived in the yard? How sad. (blows whistle and "Duck Takes Charge" begins)

Trivia

 * Before the intro a random ad for Schemer's Arcade from the Shining Time Station VHSes is used only cutting out the drive in parts
 * For this episode only, a special intro with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme will be used.
 * Schemer guest stars in Urban Ed. He also hosts his radio show again from the Shining Time Station episode, "Is Anybody There?" as a city attraction.
 * Tito and Didi also make minor guest appearances in Urban Ed
 * For this episode Eddy mentions twice that Schemer called him Schemer Jr. due to the fact both think alike.
 * Thomas and the Search for Fergus has the title card from the Thomas DVD, "Thomas and the Really Brave Engines".
 * Duck Takes Charge has the title card from the Thomas DVD, "Thomas and His Friends Get Along".

Goofs

 * In the end credits under the list of Shining Time Station episodes used, Schemer's Robot was not listed and Schemer's Special Club was listed twice.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin, Honor Thy Ed)
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin, Scrambled Ed)

Quotes
From Scrambled Ed:
 * Rolf: Ah, yes, the wax. Simple, yes. Thank you! [realizing he has lobsters clamped to him, he screams in pain] Scourge of the seas! Release Rolf! Nana, find the pliers!
 * [Rolf runs away, and Edd curls up against a tree.]
 * Edd: Sleepy sleepy sleepy.
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears] hello Edd!
 * Edd: i'm sleepy sleepy sleepy
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd i was wondering if you could help me with something do you remember Thomas?
 * Edd: [groggily singing] Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along...
 * Mr. Conductor: well... yes well you see... why don't i tell you what happened? [blows whistle & the story Thomas Goes Fishing begins]
 * After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: so i'm wondering how can i help Thomas feel better about his predicament?
 * Edd: [groggy] let Edward suddenly show belligerence to a rocky crane for results of a happy episode
 * Mr. Conductor: gee Edd i think you need some sleep [disappears]

Trivia

 * For this episode only, a special intro with The Addams Family Cartoon theme will be used.
 * A reference to the Season 10 story Edward Strikes Out is mentioned.
 * Percy and the Haunted Mine has the title card from the Thomas DVD, Thomas and the Jet Engine.
 * Thomas Goes Fishing is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, Is Anybody There?

Goofs

 * Two of Mr. Conductor's subtitle lines have errors. Including him saying "is" when "are" was the appropriate term along with "I'll must" when it was intended to be changed to "I".
 * In the end credits, Schemer Alone was listed under episodes used, but that episode was not used.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes To Breakfast [told by George Carlin] (Rent-A-Ed)
 * 2) Bye George! [told by Alec Baldwin] (Shoo Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Now think about this first, Eddy. After all, the things you guys have tried to fix have been anything but successful. And doing something you want can sometimes find a way to go wrong.
 * Eddy: Ah, come on, Mr. C. What could go wrong?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the chances are you could end up like Thomas. He thought he could do what he wanted without a problem, but he ended up in a big accident.
 * Eddy: Don't tell me it was that accident when Daisy the stupid railcar thingy came and couldn't get that stupid bull off the track?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, Please mind your manners. Now where was I? Oh, yes! Thomas' accident! (Blows whistle and "Thomas Comes To Breakfast" begins)

Trivia

 * In Shoo Ed, Mr. Conductor's 'mouse in his signal house' subplot follows the same subplot in the Shining Time Station episode, Stacy Says No.
 * In Shoo Ed, when Edd asks about George, he was referring to when Mr. Conductor told the story, Lady Hatt's Birthday Party back in In Like Ed. It can be inferred that Edd had been acknowledging the story even though Mr. Conductor didn't know of his and Eddy's presence at first.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Alec Baldwin, Ed in a Half Shell)
 * 2) The Diseasel (George Carlin, Mirror, Mirror on the Ed)

Quote 1

 * (Truth or Dare bottle lands on Mr. Conductor)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'll be! I'm next!
 * Kevin: Right. Pick then. Truth? Or dare?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll take...truth.
 * Kevin: All right, Mr. C. Can you?...? Do a convincing impression of someone?
 * Mr. Conductor: Can I?! Well...here goes nothing. *clears throat* (in J.B King's voice) Leaky park is leaking! (in his own voice) Well?
 * Sarah: Whoa! That barely sounded like you, Mr. C!
 * Johnny: Ooooo!
 * Mr. Conductor: Not only that, but I don't do a bad Alec Baldwin or Michael Brandon as you all know.

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, this new change is very confusing. If things keep going like this, you'll end up like Bill, Ben and Boco.
 * Eddy (as Edd): Oh dear, Mr. Conductor.
 * Ed (as Eddy): Boring! Where's the piggies?!
 * Eddy (as himself): Pigeons, Ed..
 * Edd (as Ed): What happened to the little choo-choos, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...Let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "The Diseasel" begins)

Trivia

 * A reference to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is made at some point in "Ed in a Half Shell"
 * A reference to Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon's Thomas Stories narrations is mentioned during Mr. Conductor's "Truth or Dare" turn in "Mirror, Mirror on the Ed".

Goofs

 * In the end credits when it shows the year of the two Thomas Stories, 2003 was listed instead of 2002 which is when Thomas and the Jet Engine was filmed and produced.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Attraction (George Carlin, Hot Buttered Ed)
 * 2) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Angelis, High Heeled Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, you sound just like Bulstrode did. He was acting the same way until Percy and the freight cars taught him a lesson.
 * Eddy: Who the heck is Bulstrode?!
 * Edd: And what kind of name is Bulstrode, Mr. Conductor? I've never known anybody named Bulstrode.
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a very impatient and ill-tempered barge. Percy soon found that out for himself. I'll tell you about it.
 * Edd: And PLEASE Mr. Conductor, make it quick! I must obtain some sunscreen!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Edd. Just try to calm down. Now where was I? Oh, yes! Bulstrode the Barge! (Blows Whistle and "Special Attraction" Begins)

Quote 2

 * (Mr. Conductor's Cousin Appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Jimmy.
 * (Jimmy screams)
 * Jimmy: Who are you?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Relax, Jimmy. I'm not going to hurt you. Allow me to properly introduce myself. My name is Ringo, but you may call me Mr. Conductor.
 * Jimmy: I have a friend named Mr. Conductor, too!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, he is my cousin. He went go-karting with your other lads. Unfortunately, he has to watch the lads race together because he is much too short to drive.
 * Jimmy: You look like you're dressed for butterfly catching, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: I am. Of course, a butterfly to me is about the size of an eagle to you. So after I catch one, we just play a few games of cards and then I let it go. And by the way, Jimmy, you get along with Sarah and Nazz very well. My friend Thomas most recently got along with his new friend Emily.
 * Jimmy: Gee wilikers, Mr. C! Who is Emily?
 * Mr. C: She is a beautiful sterling single. I'll tell you about her. And by the way, never beat a golden monarch butterfly in a game of cards. They get angry! (Blows whistle and "Emily's New Coaches" begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) guest stars in "High Heeled Ed".
 * Emily's New Coaches has the title card from the Thomas DVD, New Friends for Thomas.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (Fa-La-La-La-Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (Cry Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 2 Finale.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin, Wish You Were Ed)
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas (George Carlin, Momma's Little Ed)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr, Conductor: Hi, Rolf!
 * Rolf: (sad sigh)
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee! I must have the wrong location. Is this the cul-de-sac or world headquarters for the I.M.S?
 * Rolf: For what is this I.M.S you are talking about, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: The International Mopey Society. What's the matter, Rolf?
 * Rolf: Rolf is heartbroken.
 * Mr. Conductor: Awww.... I understand Rolf. I just figured out that you are homesick. Salty was feeling the same way when he wanted to work by the seas.
 * Rolf: (sadly) Who is this Salty you speak of, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Aw cheer up, Rolf. Salty is a dockside diesel who loves working by the sea. Come along, Rolf and I'll tell you about him. (Blows whistle and "Salty's Secret" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Rolf: This Salty tale could not fill Rolf with cheer.

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 3.
 * Farmer Ginny guest stars in Wish You Were Ed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Granpuff (George Carlin, Once Upon An Ed)
 * 2) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin, For Your Ed Only)

Quote 1

 * Johnny: Boy, this story stinks!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: There you guys are! My, my, this was some crazy day.
 * Johnny: Hey, Mr. Conductor, you know any good stories that Plank and I would like?
 * Mr. Conductor: What story would you like?
 * Johnny: Plank and I want a real story with stuff like Octopus' Gardens, Silver Hammers, and Mr. Kite! Ooh! Or even a story from the Island Of Sodor!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it just so happens. I've just the story for tonight.
 * Eddy: Really?! What does the Island Of Sodor have to do with a jawbreaker bank?!
 * Edd: Hush, Eddy. Mr. Conductor's going to tell us a story now.
 * Eddy: (groans)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, we've got a big audience tonight.
 * Johnny: Oh, I'm so excited, Plank!
 * Mr. Conductor: This is a story about a story. (Blows whistle and "Granpuff" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Eddy. Ignoring the warnings on Sarah's diary could stir up trouble.
 * Eddy: At last! My revenge!!!! (laughs)
 * Ed: If Sarah finds out the diary's missing, she'll tell mom and mom will tell dad and-
 * Eddy: We heard you the first time, Ed!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, Ed's right, Eddy. Reading Sarah's diary is bad, but it can't be any worse than what happened to Gordon The Big Blue Engine.
 * Edd: What exactly happened to Gordon anyway?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well... Gordon was acting disobedient towards Salty.
 * Edd: Much like our Eddy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, in fact, Gordon ended up in a huge accident.
 * Eddy: Was Gordon planning revenge on Salty?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Not exactly, but he was going too fast for the freight cars. Let me show you what I mean by that. (Blows whistle and "Gordon Takes A Tumble" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: I guess Gordon really did learn his lesson.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, and pretty soon, Eddy will learn his lesson as well.
 * Ed: Will Eddy fall off the tracks, Mr. C?

Trivia

 * For this episode only, a special intro to the Original Reading Rainbow theme will be used.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Baldwin, It Came From Outer Ed)
 * 2) Home At Last (George Carlin, 3 Squares And An Ed)

Quotes

 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, perhaps you can aid me in figuring out what Ed expects to accomplish with this scam and what it's all about?
 * Mr. Conductor: I wish I knew, Edd. But Ed's scam with rocks, Q's, and the way Eddy's dressed has got me stumped. This reminds me a lot of the time Rusty thought he was being watched.
 * Edd: Rusty? Being watched? By who? Or what if I may ask?
 * Mr. Conductor: You won't believe it when I tell you. (blows whistle and "Rusty and the Boulder" begins)
 * (After the Story)
 * Edd: Gracious. I would never have imagined a diesel like Rusty believe he was being watched by an inanimate object. Although I'd rather move heavy rocks than a boulder.

Quote 2

 * Eddy: I know how to get Ed outta here so that even he won't know he's missing.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think that's a very good idea, Eddy. Ed will get into even more trouble, you and even Edd will, too.
 * Eddy: Aw, C'mon, Mr. C! Haven't the trains on that railway ever busted each other out in situations like this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, they have. Duncan was very naughty for getting stuck in a tunnel, and Skarloey had to help him out.
 * Edd: Excuse me, Mr. Conductor, but how could being trapped inside a tunnel be considered a misdemeanor? Unless It was due to irresponsibility.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's about time you found out. (Blows whistle and "Home At Last" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: My.... I didn't know that engines could misbehave by getting stuck in a tunnel, and I thought Duncan was very careless to do such a thing like that.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Sir Topham Hatt gave Duncan severe consequences. And If Eddy tries to break Ed out, he'll get severe consequences as well.
 * Eddy: *scoff* yeah, right.

Trivia

 * This episode will feature the theme song from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward's Exploit (Dueling Eds)
 * 2) James Learns A Lesson (Dim Lit Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, what you did made Rolf very unhappy.
 * Eddy: So I chucked his stinky fishball. Big whoop.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, apologizing is one thing you'll want to do. And I would be careful with what I say, if I were you. Look what happened to the big engines when they doubted Edward.
 * Edd: My, how awful that they would doubt such a kind engine.
 * Eddy: Puh-lease! I'd easily be on the big trains' side!
 * Ed: I want to hear what happened to the blue choo-choo, Mr. C!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then let me tell you. (blows whistle and "Edward's Exploit" begins)

Quote 2

 * Kevin: That's no alligator!
 * Eddy: What do you know? Didn't you see it move?
 * Mr. Conductor: Seems Kevin was too smart for you, Eddy. With a little more effort, you could've made it look realistic!

Quote 3

 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's scavenger hunt may bring some good to you and Ed, Eddy.
 * Eddy: You mean like a jawbreaker, right, Mr. C?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't know about a jawbreaker, but you and Ed are in need of a lesson. Lessons can be very useful and help you learn from past mistakes. Just like the lesson James learned on the Island of Sodor.
 * Eddy: I'll bet he wasn't rushing to earn a grand prize.
 * Ed: Was James looking for buttered toast?!
 * Edd: Ed, trains don't run on food. However, Mr. Conductor, what lesson did James learn?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, he wasn't rushing to earn a prize, but he was going too fast for the coaches. Come on, I'll tell you about it.(blows whistle and "James Learns A Lesson" begins)

Trivia

 * The Schemer Presents segment, How To Be Smart is seen before the end credits.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Cranky Bugs (Will Work For Ed)
 * 2) James and the Red Balloon (Ed, Ed And Away)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, guys. How's Ed doing on his first day?
 * Eddy: That jerk, Rolf is deducting his pay. Now Ed won't get any money and that means no jawbreakers!
 * Edd: Eddy, let Ed learn from his mistakes. First days don't always go well.
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Eddy. After all, Cranky the Crane's first day on the Island of Sodor didn't go well either.
 * Eddy: At least cranes can't give deductions!
 * Edd: Pardon me, Mr. Conductor, but how exactly did Cranky have a bad first day?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Thomas and Percy found it hard to work with him. Let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Cranky Bugs" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Goes Buzz Buzz (X Marks The Ed)
 * 2) Steamroller (From Here To Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You really hate Kevin, don't you Eddy?
 * Eddy: Yeah, I do, Mr. C! That square-headed jerk owes me a lot of money! I'm gonna get rid of him once and for all!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well getting rid of somebody isn't as easy as you think, Eddy. After all, Sir Handel found it hard to vanquish George The Steamroller. Somehow, George ended up getting back at the little engine.
 * Eddy: I bet I could show that squirt of a steamroller what for!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir Handel thought the same, but it ended quite bad for him. (Blows whistle and "Steamroller" begins)

Trivia

 * James Goes Buzz Buzz is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, "Stacy Cleans Up".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Daisy (Boys Will Be Eds)
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race (Ed or Tails)

Quotes

 * Eddy: Does that answer your question, Ed? You won't impress Nazz with chickens!
 * Ed: I won't?
 * Edd: A rare moment indeed, but Eddy's right.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, impressing people isn't always easy. At least Nazz isn't stubborn like Daisy.
 * Edd: Daisy? Would this be the same Daisy who encountered the bull known as Champion?
 * Mr. Conductor: Right you are, Edd. Come along with me and I'll tell you guys all about it. (blows whistle and "Daisy" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: My, how stubborn Daisy is. I'm glad to know Nazz rather than that lazy diesel.
 * Eddy: Yeah, but I bet Nazz would love to see a strong man like me pull something as heavy as a milk truck.
 * Ed: I'll carry a gravy truck!!!!
 * Edd: Please.

Trivia

 * For this episode only, a special intro to the Daria theme will be used.
 * The Schemer Presents segment, How to Share is shown before the end credits.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin, Gimme Gimme Never Ed)
 * 2) Heroes (George Carlin, My Fair Ed)

Quote 1

 * Johnny: Plank says "Let's talk cash!".
 * Eddy: I'm listening!
 * Johnny: Plank says "You need a breathmint, Eddy."
 * Mr. Conductor: You know Johnny, this next ride could take long for Edd to build. How would you like to hear about a wild ride Toad went for on the Island Of Sodor?!
 * Johnny: A toad went on a ride?! Far out!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well it isn't "a" toad... but a breakvan named Toad. (Blows whistle and "Busy Going Backwards" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: You 2 are in need of an adjustment on good behavior.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor's right, Eddy. You and Ed are out of control.
 * Eddy: Don't be such a sockhead, Sockhead. So what if we can't help it? We're natural that way. Right, Ed?
 * Ed (still running around the tree): You won't get far from me, Eddy! (laughs)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Eddy, I think if you and Ed change how you act, the other kids will think better of you. Just like Sir Topham Hatt thought better of Bill and Ben. (Untangles string in his hands) There! I've got it!
 * Eddy: What do they got to do with us?
 * Edd: Why, this should start you fellows with a good example. Won't you please tell us, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, I will! (blows whistle and "Heroes" begins)

Trivia

 * The music video, My Best Friend Plank plays at the end of this episode

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon, Rock-A-Bye Ed)
 * 2) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin, O-Ed Eleven)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Fear is usually hard to handle. Reminds me of when Skarloey was afraid to cross an Old Bridge, and Rheneas had to do most of his work.
 * Edd: Perhaps Ed would like to hear it.
 * Ed: Was Skarloey afraid the bridge was going to eat him?!
 * Eddy: That's stupid.
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't say that, but Skarloey almost ended up in serious danger. (Blows whistle and "The Old Bridge" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Passengers and Polish (George Carlin, The Luck of the Ed)
 * 2) Thomas and the Rumors (Alec Baldwin, Ed...Pass it on)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Eds. What's the matter?
 * Eddy: Monobrow forgot where he put my fancy magazines!!!!
 * Edd: Please Eddy, it was just a mistake.
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd is indeed right, Eddy. You can't grumble all the time just because you didn't get what you wanted. Duncan acted the same way when he didn't get polished by Nancy, and his behavior got him in trouble.
 * Eddy: I'll bet Duncan wasn't looking for magazines that someone hid for him!
 * Edd: EDDY!
 * Eddy: (groans)
 * Edd: Pardon me, Mr. Conductor. I know about Duncan for sure, but who is Nancy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Nancy is a conductor's daughter, and she definitely made Duncan upset for sure. Let me explain. (Blows whistle and "Passengers & Polish" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: I certainly blame Duncan for deliberately stopping on the viaduct. He was ridiculous enough to do that.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed. And when Skarloey dragged Duncan back to the station, the passengers were very upset with Duncan.
 * Edd: I don't know if Duncan will ever learn the fact of importance....neither will Eddy.
 * Eddy: Well those magazines ARE important to me! They are one of a kind anniversary issue!!!!!

Quote 2

 * Edd: and what would we do with you magazines Eddy?
 * [Eddy then grabbed Edd's hat]
 * Edd: MY HAT!
 * [then Eddy grabbed Ed's eyebrow]
 * Ed: MY EYEBROW!
 * Eddy: [takes out a vacuum] i'm taking this too! [uses vacuum & sucks Mr. Conductor's gold dust up]
 * Mr. Conductor: OH! i lost my magic dust! now i can't disappear!
 * [then Eddy ran off]
 * Ed: But Eddy, I can't make funny faces without that!
 * Edd: Wait Ed. I'm not decent!
 * Mr. Conductor: [running after them] i need my gold dust Eddy!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Predicament (Brother, Can You Spare An Ed?)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (The Day the Ed Stood Still)

Quote 1

 * Ed:: SARAH!!!! Dog meat!!!!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Eds, I've seen happier faces in a frowning contest.
 * Ed: I spent Sarah's money on jawbreakers, Mr. C!
 * Edd: The money was intended to be bought for fudge that she and Jimmy wanted, but Eddy pressured Ed into buying jawbreakers.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Ed, it sounds not only did you use someone else's money on you and your friends ,but you went down the wrong path as well.
 * Eddy: Ah, it was worth it!
 * Edd: Eddy. Even I had pleasure in enjoying what should never have been bought with someone else's money. The souls are we, gentlemen! Doomed for eternity!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm not so sure about that. You just got carried away with yourselves, It happens to all of us.
 * Eddy: Yeah, right. I bet you never get carried away with anything.
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course! Just now. Playing leapfrog! Leaped too far and landed in the mud. The frogs had to carry me away. Heh.
 * Edd: I believe Eddy means doing something that you're unable to stop.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, that's a leap of a different matter, but not so different from what happened to Percy when he crashed into a brake van.
 * Ed: Was he running away from being turned into dog meat?!
 * Eddy: That's stupid.
 * Edd: Eddy. What did in fact happen to Percy in this predicament, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Percy had some trouble with the cars. Let me tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "Percy's Predicament" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Mr. Conductor: So as Percy learned, sometimes it's best to do your work wisely and not get on the bad side of troublesome freight cars.

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: You really like monsters, don't you Ed?
 * Ed: Are they any monsters on the Island Of Sodor?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Percy saw more than a monster.
 * Ed: What monster did Percy see?!
 * Mr. Conductor: A dragon!
 * Ed: Oh, gravy! Thomas turned into a dragon with a blood-curdling roar, grabbed Percy and turned him into a marshmallow with his firebreath!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well.... that's a little too dramatic, Ed. Let me tell what REALLY happened. (Blows whistle and "Thomas, Percy, & The Dragon" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (repeat)
 * 2) A Close Shave for Duck

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Oh no! My whistle's gone missing!
 * Kevin: Bummer, Mr. C.
 * Sarah: I know where it went. (points to the Eds) One of them must have took it!
 * Edd: Us? Never.
 * Ed: I am so confused.
 * Eddy: What would I want with a stupid whistle?!

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: What we have here is a mystery to solve.
 * Edd: How are Ed, Eddy and I to clear our names, Mr. Conductor?
 * Eddy: Yeah. I bet those trains on that Island couldn't bust their way out of something like this!
 * Mr. Conductor: You're wrong right there, Eddy. You guys remember Diesel don't you? He told some lies about Duck and Sir Topham Hatt had to send Duck away?
 * Edd: I do remember that somber story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Ed: What's somber?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be glad to tell you guys the story again, but I can't tell my stories without my whistle can I? I must have dropped it if not stolen.
 * Ed: Aw, no story?
 * Eddy: Sweet!
 * Edd: Couldn't you tell us the story either way?
 * Mr. Conductor: I will tell you! (blows on his fingers and "Diesel's Devious Deed" begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor uses alternatives from the Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales episode "Missing Whistles" to start the Thomas Stories.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Stormy Tale (Michael Brandon, Don't Rain On My Ed)
 * 2) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady (George Carlin, Once Bitten, Twice Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 3 Finale
 * In "Don't Rain on my Ed", the candy store will instead be closing in fifteen minutes due to the Thomas Story.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (George Carlin, An Ed in the Bush)
 * 2) Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin, See No Ed)

Quotes
From See No Ed
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in Shining Time Station. looks all over for Ed, Edd and Eddy, but finds none of them and then disappears again)

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 4.
 * For this episode only, a special intro to the Are You Afraid Of The Dark? theme will be used.
 * Also, the end credits for this episode only, will be set to the Where's Waldo? cartoon theme.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas (Is There an Ed in the House?)
 * 2) A Proud Day for James (An Ed is Born)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Special Letter (George Carlin, One Size Fits Ed)
 * 2) Faulty Whistles (Alec Baldwin, Pain in the Ed)

Quote 1

 * Jimmy: And here's your autograph, Mr. Bear. Now go eat some berries or something, I'm busy.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in his wizard wardrobe)
 * Jimmy: Oh, Hi, Mr. Conductor! Sarah and I made wishes on a wishing well. I'm going to be a star!
 * Mr. Conductor: That's quite a coincidence! I've been hearing quite a few wishes lately. I just cleaned out the town wishing well. You'd be amazed at how many wishes were down there!
 * Sarah: Doesn't mean anybody's wishes are gonna come true.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, dear no. Only the wishes in this bag will come true. That's because there's a wishing star in here. But I'm afraid I didn't hear yours and Sarah's wishes, Jimmy.
 * Jimmy: You mean, I won't be famous, Mr. Conductor?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Wanting something to happen isn't done by a simple wish, Jimmy. After all, Thomas didn't need to make a wish when he almost didn't go to the big city.
 * Sarah: What the heck happened to him anyway?
 * Jimmy: How did Thomas almost miss going to the big city?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...Why don't I tell you what happened? (places bag on the ground) And then you will find out. (blows whistle and "Thomas and the Special Letter" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Ed's violin is making quite a lot of noise. And noise quite disrupts what others are trying to concentrate on. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Duncan?
 * Eddy: I wish Duncan was here to run over the stupid instrument! What did he do that was noisy anyway?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well... Let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Faulty Whistles" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Eddy: If I was Duncan, I would drown out Ed's stupid violin!!!!

Trivia

 * The song, "Help Your Wish Along" from the Shining Time Station episode, Becky Makes a Wish is used in One Size Fits Ed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (Ed Overboard)
 * 2) Come Out, Henry! (One of Those Eds)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, you should have more faith in the Urban Rangers.
 * Eddy: Give me a break, Mr. C! I could rescue Ed better and quicker with a broken arm and a missing leg, but I ain't that kind of guy!
 * Edd: Eddy, follow Mr. Conductor's advice.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right. After all, imagine if Douglas hadn't rescued Oliver.
 * Rolf: Please, won't you tell us before our rescue?
 * Mr. Conductor: Certainly, Rolf. Here it goes (blows whistle and "Escape!" begins)

Quote 2

 * Eddy: Mr. C, use your magic to loosen it and BINGO! Quarter for Eddy
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be glad to.
 * Eddy: Sweet!
 * Mr. Conductor: If I wasn't low on my magic. I wouldn't have enough to get home to Shining Time Station if I used even a little to loosen the quarter.
 * Eddy: *Groan*
 * Edd: Eddy, I'm sure if enough attempts are made, the quarter will come off.
 * Mr. Conductor: That's right, Edd. After all, it can't be harder than getting a stubborn Henry out of the tunnel.
 * Eddy: That green whale in a tunnel? *laughs* I'm too good!
 * Edd: Eddy, please. Exactly, why didn't Henry want to come out of the tunnel?
 * Mr. Conductor: I was just about to tell you. (blows whistle and "Come Out, Henry!" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Ed: *sobbing* Poor Henry!!!!!
 * Edd: That was indeed a tragic ending for a Thomas Story, Mr. Conductor even if Henry was stubborn enough to remain within the tunnel.
 * Eddy: Yeah, too bad. Now about the quarter-
 * Edd: Eddy!
 * Mr. Conductor: Henry wasn't stuck in the tunnel for always. But that's a story that will have to wait another day.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables (They Call Him Mr. Ed)
 * 2) Old Iron (For the Ed, by the Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, you've got quite a staff working here.
 * Eddy: Just you wait, Mr. C. I'll be beyond up from here.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I wouldn't get too confident.
 * Eddy: Why?
 * Mr. Conductor: You see running a company is hard work and if the other kids aren't shown appreciation for it, a lot can go wrong. As for what can go wrong, I have to say, the big engines on the Island of Sodor have really had their share. Let me show you what I mean. (Blows whistle and "Tenders and Turntables" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Wow! I didn't know Election Day came so early. What is this election for? I'll be pleased to vote.
 * Edd: King of the Cul-De-Sac, Mr. Conductor.
 * Eddy: Yeah! And I'm gonna win this Election and rub it in Baldy and that useless hunk of wood's faces
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Eddy, you shouldn't expect what you believe is gonna happen.
 * Eddy: What makes you think that I'm not gonna win, "Mr. Confronter"?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well for one, Boasting is never good and being doubtful about another sometimes leads them to despair whereas the other benefits. James was doubtful about Edward until he pulled through and saved him.
 * Edd: My. How brave and heroic.
 * Eddy: Yeah right. I'll believe it when I see it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then let me start on the start and begin at the beginning. (Blows whistle and "Old Iron" begins)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in "For the Ed, by the Ed"
 * For this episode only, a special intro to The Office theme will be used.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (Little Ed Blue)
 * 2) Four Little Engines (A Twist of Ed)

Quote 1

 * Ed: SHUT UP!!!!
 * Eddy: You shut up!!!!
 * Edd: Eddy, please! Ed's having a bad day!
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Eddy. Ed must've been tired or cranky.... or maybe he doesn't want to work.
 * Edd: After all, Mr. Conductor, Ed did kick everyone out of the house and bellowed at Sarah. I didn't think that Ed ' would'  do such a thing like that to his little sister.
 * Eddy: Probably cause she whines at him too much!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think that's the case. Sometimes people have bad days. Even the engines on the Island Of Sodor have bad days. Do you know who Ed's reminding me of now? That silly snob of an engine, Sir Handel! He had a bad day not too long ago.
 * Eddy: I'll bet Sir Handel didn't kick the other trains out and scream at them!!!!
 * Edd: Eddy, PLEASE!!!!!
 * Eddy: (growls)
 * Edd: Pardon me, Mr. Conductor, but how exactly did Sir Handel have a bad day?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Sir Handel didn't want to get his work done. Let me show you what I mean. (Blows whistle and "A Bad Day for Sir Handel" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Eddy: Hmph! Now I know know Sir. Handel feels!
 * Edd: Please, Eddy! The sarcasm... Oh dear!

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Let go! I mean it, Robin! Give it back right now! Same to you! Honestly, you're starting to turn into a real pest!
 * Edd: At least the Kankers haven't caused you any grief or displeasure, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I have a pest, myself. Mr. Robin wants to take every snack out my hand like this cookie I was going to give to the squirrels.
 * Edd: I think that Mr. Robin is just as big of a nuisance as the Kanker Sisters.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're right, Edd. I think Mr. Robin and the Kankers are so badly behaved that I think they're no better than coaches! If you know what I mean. (Whistle sounds and "Four Little Engines" begins)

Trivia

 * For this episode only, a special intro to the live action The Incredible Hulk Opening will be used.
 * In Little Ed Blue, there will be a montage to the song, Little Brother, Mr. Hyde from Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman.
 * In "A Twist Of Ed" Mr. Conductor does not use his whistle.
 * One of the scenes comes from "Wildlife" (Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin, Your Ed Here)
 * 2) Sleeping Beauty (George Carlin, The Good Ol' Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy's acting rather unusual and running to where Kevin is.
 * Edd: I concur, Mr. Conductor. Kevin's making Eddy look very foolish.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, but at least they aren't engines or Kevin would make Eddy a middle engine.
 * Edd: What exactly is a middle engine, Mr. Conductor?
 * Ed: Are they good at x's and o's?
 * Edd: Oh, boy...
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...I'll tell you. (blows whistle and "Middle Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, guys, what's up?
 * Edd: Why, we're building our time capsules, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sounds interesting. Time Capsules hold some great surprises in future. Who knows who will discover it and what use they'll make of it?
 * Edd: And fond memories as well.
 * Ed: Yeah, Mr. C. Remember the time Sarah wanted a hat for her dolly and I gave it yours?
 * Eddy: *laughing* That was rich!
 * Edd: Eddy...
 * Mr. Conductor: I wasn't so fond of it either. Speaking of memories, surprises and discovery, You guys remember the story about Duke?
 * Eddy: You mean that old coot of a train you told from when we were stuck in Johnny's wall? BLECH! I can still taste Kanker lip!
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. He was trapped in his shed where the trees and bushes grew around.
 * Edd: I believe I remember that somber story before, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, but I'm afraid you didn't hear what happened the other day on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Ed: Ooh! Did Thomas run into a car of gravy?!
 * Eddy: Did Gordon lose his dome again?
 * Edd: Oh, dear....
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't mind them. Let me-- no, I'll let Thomas remind you of that story so far.  (Blows whistle and "Sleeping Beauty" begins)

Quote 3

 * Mr. Conductor: Say, guys, don't these look familiar?
 * (Then the Eds looked at what were presents on the ground)
 * Ed: Is it someone's birthday?!
 * Eddy: It's probably from the time we crashed Jimmy's birthday party.
 * Edd: Why, these were presents we were to give to James, his crew and Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Eddy: Say what?
 * Mr. Conductor: You and Ed surely must remember the time I took you guys to visit the Island of Sodor. (blows whistle and flashes back to the day)
 * Mr. Conductor (narrating): Edd was interested in what the Island was like and the two of you tagged along.
 * Edd: Good day! You must be Thomas.
 * Thomas: Hello, you must Edd. Welcome to Sodor.
 * Edd: With great pleasure. And these are my fellows...
 * (But Ed and Eddy weren't there.)
 * Thomas: Where?
 * Edd: Oh, dear. I hope they're not up to anything.
 * James (voice only): Help! Help!
 * Edd: Good lord man!
 * James (speeding down the track): EEEEEK!!!
 * Ed (riding in James): Let's sing a song!!!!
 * Eddy: Ed! Give it a break will ya?!
 * (Then James crashed through the poster from "James the Second Best".)
 * Ed: Is the ride over?
 * James: Sir Topham Hatt isn't going to like this.
 * Eddy: Oh, great. That means we're gonna get it.
 * (Then Sir Topham Hatt appeared with the beginning of his theme playing)
 * Mr. Conductor (narrating in unison to the story flashing back to our original story): You were lucky Sir Topham Hatt understood. He's used to the engines' accidents.
 * Eddy: Understood?! He flipped his hat when he saw what we did!
 * Edd: Well, I'm sure if he was given the present addressed to him, he'd be willing to give the two of you another chance.

Trivia

 * In "The Good Ol' Ed" Mr. Conductor also tells a story of a memory he recalls when he and the Eds spot presents that were meant to be given to James and Sir Topham Hatt as apology gifts for an accident Ed and Eddy caused on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble (George Carlin, Thick as an Ed)
 * 2) The Fogman (Alec Baldwin, Sorry, Wrong Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Ed, Eddward, you guys are saying things to each other that aren't good. You wouldn't say things you don't mean. About each other? Look what happened to Thomas when he did that.
 * Edd: I'm sure Thomas would be much more reasonable than our stubborn Ed.
 * Ed: And Thomas wouldn't be wearing a stinky hat!
 * Eddy: What did that blue bug do anyway for Pete's Sake?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean you don't know the story about Thomas, Percy and the Coal?
 * Eddy: *Groan* Nope.
 * Edd: I'm happy to hear what happened provided Ed refrains from waving his cheese in my face.
 * Ed: Stinky hat!
 * Edd: Odiferous curd coat!
 * Mr. Conductor: Settle yourselves, you 2. Now then, I'll tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Double Trouble" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I've never seen so much done from such an object.
 * Eddy: Mr. C? You know about this phone?
 * Mr. Conductor: Phone? What about it?
 * Edd: Eddy has reason to believe it's cursed. Curses are nothing but mere superstition.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, well I was talking about the foghorn on the Island of Sodor.
 * Ed: What's a foghorn? IS IT A WEAPON USED TO BLIND MONSTERS SO WARRIORS CAN-
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed!
 * Edd: Eddy. Pardon me, Mr. Conductor,but would you be so kind as to tell us what happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: I will. (Blows whistle and "The Fogman" begins)

Quote 3

 * Edd: AHA! PROOF POSITIVE! These unfortunate incidents have been nothing more than coincidence! Look around you Eddy and what do you see?
 * [THUNDERBOLT!!!]
 * Edd: NOTHING! Do you see a phone? I don't see a phone! No phone, No curse! i rest my case!
 * Mr. Conductor: Wow Edd that's meanspirited even for you
 * Edd: i don't care! All i know is i'm right and Eddy's wrong!
 * Eddy: WHY ME?!? [screams]
 * [CRUSH!]
 * Edd: COINCIDENCE EDDY!

Trivia

 * The Frog Talk song from Billy Bunny's Animal Songs is used at the end of Thick as an Ed showing where the frogs have been all this time.
 * The Schemer Presents segment, How to Use The Telephone is used before the end credits.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Saves the Day (George Carlin, Robbin' Ed)
 * 2) What's the Matter with Henry? (Michael Brandon, A Case of Ed)

Quote 1

 * Ed: I'm turning into a werewolf Eddy!
 * Mr. Conductor: I feel very sorry for you, Edd.
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor. Ed and Eddy don't seem to care about me feeling this way. They just make fun of Kevin instead of taking me to a doctor. (cries)
 * Mr. Conductor: Aw, I understand Edd. Thomas and Percy were acting the same way towards Henry The Big Green Engine when he was feeling under the weather.
 * Edd: Did Henry have the same disease like me?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "What's The Matter With Henry" begins)

Intro Quotes

 * [whistle]
 * Eds: Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy!
 * [intro stops abruptly]
 * Johnny: Hold it hold it hold it! I got a better intro for this episode! Hit it, Plank!
 * [Freakazoid intro plays featuring clips of Captain Melon Head]
 * Singers: Super-teen extraordinaire
 * Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
 * Runs around in underwear
 * Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
 * Rescues Washington D.C.
 * Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
 * Unless something better's on TV
 * Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
 * His brain's overloading
 * It has a chocolate coating
 * Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
 * Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
 * Check out Dexter Douglas
 * Nerd computer ace
 * Went surfing on the internet
 * And was zapped to cyberspace
 * He turned into the Freakazoid
 * He's strong and super-quick
 * He drives the villains crazy
 * 'Cause he's a lunatic
 * His home base is the Freakalair
 * Freakazoid! Fricassee!
 * Floyd the Barber cuts his hair
 * Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!
 * Rides around in the Freakmobile
 * Freakazoid! Freakazoo!
 * Hopes to make a movie deal
 * Freaka me! Freaka you!
 * He's here to save the nation
 * So stay tuned to this station
 * If not, we'll be unemployed
 * Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
 * Freakazoid!!!
 * "Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy"

Trivia

 * For this episode only the Freakazoid intro is used using clips of Captain Melon Head

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play (George Carlin, Run for your Ed)
 * 2) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin, Hand me Down Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: That bottle is quite stuck on Ed's finger.
 * Edd: Indeed. It's a stubborn little thing.
 * Eddy: I'll get it off if it kills me!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think you wanna go that far, Eddy. But I have to say, whoever it belongs to will want it back in one piece. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Stepney and Caroline?
 * Edd: The same Stepney who Thomas was envious of? And the same Caroline who broke down delivering Sir Topham Hatt to his wife's party?
 * Mr. Conductor: Right you are, Edd and when Stepney's Driver and Fireman got the wrong signals from some cricket players, they had Caroline chasing after them.
 * Eddy: Just like Lumpy running from Sockhead trying to soap his finger.
 * Ed: The Soap is Evil, Eddy!
 * Edd: Eddy, you mind your manners, and Ed, soap wouldn't hurt your finger. However, Mr. Conductor, why exactly was Caroline chasing after Stepney?
 * Mr. Conductor: I was just about to tell you. (blows whistle and "Train Stops Play" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, this is truly terrible!
 * Edd: What appears to be the trouble, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I was playing a song on my whistle when a boomerang flew by and knocked it out of my hand.
 * Edd: That wouldn't be the same one here on the ground would it?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes! I recognize it!
 * Edd: Well, it appears to look fine to me.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh? Well, just give a listen. (blows whistle sounding off-tune) Sounds funny to me. Doesn't it sound funny to you?

Quote 3

 * Mr. Conductor: That boomerang is certainly causing a lot of trouble around here.
 * Eddy: Tell me about it, Mr. C. It turned Rolf into a loudmouth singer, made Sarah act nice, messed up your whistle, who else could be next?!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I bet it could help out the diesel who was brought to help Bill and Ben. He had teething troubles you know.
 * Edd: What diesel was this, Mr. Conductor?
 * Eddy: And what the heck are teething troubles?
 * Ed: Is it when your teeth act up?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Let me tell you guys about it. (blows whistle still sounding off-tune and "Double Teething Troubles" begins)

Trivia

 * In "Hand Me Down Ed", instead of the boomerang changing Mr. Conductor's personality, it knocks his whistle out of his hand and makes it sound off-tune.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trouble in the Shed (Stiff Upper Ed)
 * 2) Donald's Duck (Here's Mud in your Ed)

Quote 1

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: The meeting of the clean club is in session. Thank goodness we got rid of that guy in the messy club.
 * Eddy: Clean club? I want IN THE RICH CLUB!
 * Edd: Eddy, surely we'll find a way into the club. It certainly makes one feel good to be in a club.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, sometimes people feel too good about themselves. The big engines on the Island of Sodor were feeling too good to do smaller engines' work when they were on strike. I'll start on the start and begin at the beginning (blows whistle and "Trouble in the Shed" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Mr. Conductor Appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: What's the matter, Jimmy? You're crying a river of tears.
 * Jimmy: Oh, Mr. Conductor! You're not going to believe it! The Eds tricked me out of my money! (cries loudly)
 * Mr. Conductor: Calm down, Jimmy, Everything's going to be okay. I think the time has come for Eddy to be given a taste of trickery himself!
 * Jimmy: But how, Mr. C? What would Thomas and his friends say to something like this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a thought. Did I ever tell you about Donald's Duck?
 * Jimmy: Donald's Duck?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now there's a story about trickery if there ever was one. I'll tell you the story now. It might help us think of a tricky idea. (Blows whistle and "Donald's Duck" begins)
 * (Story ends)
 * Jimmy: So they did trick Donald with a duck! But what can I use?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you can't use a duck.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry to the Rescue (Stuck in Ed)
 * 2) Bulgy (Postcards from the Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, however Jimmy can help you, I'm sure he can help you pull through and get back into scamming shape. After all, imagine if Henry hadn't been let out of the tunnel where he was bricked up when Gordon broke down and couldn't pull the express.
 * Edd: Goodness. Gordon broke down?
 * Ed: OOH! OOH! This must be Henry's happy ending! Isn't it?!
 * Eddy: Like any train tale's gonna cheer me up.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you what happened and maybe you'll think differently, Eddy. (blows whistle and "Henry to the Rescue" begins)

Quote 2

 * Edd: Ed, his room is the last place Eddy would've brought them.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, Edd. Eddy's gotten quite carried away this time. Stealing Plank's parents was quite awful. On the Island of Sodor, a bus did the same stealing passengers and was taught a great lesson.
 * Edd: This particular bus wouldn't be Bertie would it, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, this was a different bus with a bad attitude. I think it's time I told you about Bulgy. (Blows whistle and "Bulgy" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: My. Bulgy is rather foul. I'm glad he received his karma of a lesson.
 * Mr. Conductor: Pretty soon, Eddy will learn HIS lesson as well

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal (George Carlin)
 * 2) Edward the Really Useful Engine (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Eddy.
 * Eddy: Mr. Conductor? Is it really you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course it's me. What would make you think otherwise?
 * Eddy: You haven't aged at all, but look at me; I'm an old prune.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's been a long time since I've met you. I've known you since you were a kid. I've known my friend, Stacy Jones when she was only a kid. I've known her parents since they were kids.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 4 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise
 * 2) Better Late Than Never

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You guys should be getting to class. You'll be late.
 * Eddy: What's the point of going to class when we won't be in the same homeroom?!
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor's right, Eddy. as much as I am displeased with being in a separate homeroom from you and Ed, I don't want a blemish on my first day.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed. But we've a little time for a story.
 * Ed: Oh, goody! goody!
 * Eddy: Here we go again.
 * Edd: Oh, very well, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: And now that I have your attention. (blows whistle and "Better Late Than Never" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 5

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Harold (Alec Baldwin, Mission Ed-Possible)
 * 2) Bulldog (George Carlin, Every Which Way But Ed)

Trivia

 * For this episode only, a special intro to the Mission Impossible theme will be used.
 * Mr. Conductor suddenly disappears at the end of "Every Which Way but Ed" since in the final flashback it was around the time before Mr. Conductor meets the Eds.
 * The Schemer Presents segment, The Meaning of Time is shown before the end credits.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Duncan Gets Spooked (Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Cleanliness is Next to Ed)

Quote 1

 * Edd: At least you and I know there are no such things as mole mutants, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right and although Eddy's aware, he's using this scare to gain money while the others continue to panic. Reminds me of just the other day when Duncan was teasing Peter Sam and he ended up seeing a ghost.
 * Edd: But ghosts are pure fictitious, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Duncan didn't believe in ghosts until he crossed the old iron bridge. I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Duncan Gets Spooked begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Edd, What's the matter?
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor, all I ask for is a shower. But instead I get a shelf of products dumped on me and a swim in the mud!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sounds like a dirty job. And one that can end up badly for everyone. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Percy?
 * Edd: I'm afraid I don't follow, Mr. Conductor. As illogical as it is, I can't see Percy scheduling a shower appointment at Le Jimmy's.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but he's still got himself in an awful mess. (blows whistle and "Percy's Chocolate Crunch" begins)

Trivia

 * The introduction for Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed has the theme music from Telltale Games' The Wolf Among Us.
 * The Schemer Presents segment, How to Clean Up Your Room/How to Make your Bed is shown before the end credits.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Alfie Has Kittens (Michael Brandon, I Am Curious Ed)
 * 2) Baa! (Alec Baldwin, No Speak Da Ed)

Quote 1

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Sarah: Say, Mr. C, do you know where babies come from?
 * Mr. Conductor: I wish I could tell you, but I'm afraid I don't know.
 * Jimmy: But Sarah and I must know, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: The two of you must really be determined to know. From time to time, Whatever you seek is bound to come around. The pack was working hard one day when Alfie discovered kittens.
 * Sarah: Alfie? What the heck kind of name is that?
 * Jimmy: Tell us about it, Mr. Conductor! Please!
 * Mr. Conductor: I will. (blows whistle and "Alfie Has Kittens" begins)

Quote 2

 * Edd: Oh dear! It appears Ed's penpal's gifts have somehow provoked Rolf and reawakened a long forgotten blood feud.
 * Mr. Conductor: I had quite a feeling Rolf's behavior towards Ed was because of his gifts. It's like the time Percy acted the same towards Toby and encountered a ram.
 * Rolf: Tell your story, Mr. Conductor! For it will be the last the miserable Ed boy ever hears!
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well, Rolf. (blows whistle and "Baa" begins)

Trivia

 * I Am Curious Ed is the only episode of this series to use a Jack and the Pack story.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty to the Rescue (Cool Hand Ed)
 * 2) Thomas Gets Bumped (Too Smart for His Own Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Escaping would be be quite difficult. I remember on the Island Of Sodor, when Rusty helped Stepney The Bluebell Engine escape from scrap, and boy was Rusty lucky to have saved him at all.
 * Eddy: Aw, c'mon! I could escape quite easier than Rusty and that Bell-train!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Rusty thought the same. Let me tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "Rusty to the Rescue" begins)

Quote 2

 * Edd: Pardon me, Mr. Conductor, but could I discuss something with you?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm all ears.
 * Edd: I feel neglected by the other students.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd say you're upset that you lost to Ed in the spelling bee and feel left out because the other kids are going to him for help with their school work instead.
 * Edd: How did you know?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because something like that happened to some friends of mine on the Island of Sodor. I'll tell you ALL about it. (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Bumped" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby Had a Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin, Who's Minding the Ed?)
 * 2) A Scarf for Percy (George Carlin, Pick an Ed)

Quote 1

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Ed: Mr. C! Rolf went to a family reunion and I, Ed, am looking after his furry little friends.
 * Mr. Conductor: They're quite the rascals, aren't they? They're making this place a mess.
 * Edd: Indeed, Mr. Conductor, but Ed's certainly being a good friend accepting the responsibility.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're right, Edd. In fact, on the Island of Sodor, Toby had quite an adventure when the Farmer's lambs were caught in a snowstorm.
 * Edd: Goodness! How awful for those sheep.
 * Ed: Baby sheeps are so cute!
 * Eddy: Yawn.
 * Edd: Eddy. Did Toby manage to retrieve the lambs?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...I'll tell you. (blows whistle and "Toby Had A Little Lamb" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * (Wilfred squeals)
 * Mr. Conductor: What was that? Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed my story.
 * Edd: Why, Mr. Conductor. I had no idea you understood animals.
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I do! I can speak every language from elephant to parakeet. But you have to be careful with parakeets. They try to bend the truth just to make what they say rhyme.

Trivia

 * The Schemer Presents segment, How to Have Style a La Schemer is shown before the end credits.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) You Can't Win! (Truth or Ed)
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope (This Won't Hurt an Ed)

Quote 1

 * Eddy: These stories are gonna sell, Mr. C! Just you wait and see!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you know, Eddy, making false stories about others isn't a very good idea. After all the other kids might get you back for them. Look what happened to Stuart when he teased Duke, the engine they called "Old Granpuff".
 * Eddy: Stuart? You mean Peter Sam, right?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. Stuart learned quite a lesson from Duke when he needed help and... well, let me tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "You Can't Win!" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Mr. Conductor: Duke showed Stuart that he was nobody to laugh at and when he played his trick, Stuart learned a thing or two about talking big.
 * Eddy: Well, I won't let that story tell me different. I'm gonna be RICH!
 * Mr. Conductor: Have fun in the newspaper business while it lasts, Eddy! (disappears)

Quote 2

 * Eddy: THIS IS TOO RICH AIN'T IT, MR. C?!!!! (laughs loudly)
 * Mr. Conductor: I think it's quite wrong to fool Kevin with this false booster shot day. Mavis made a plan like this once and she made Toby end up in danger.
 * Eddy: Tell me, Mr. C. I'm in a good mood.
 * Mr. Conductor: As you wish, "Doctor Eddy". (Blows whistle and "Toby's Tightrope" begins)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in Truth or Ed

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Harold and the Flying Horse (Michael Brandon,Tinker Ed)
 * 2) Woolly Bear (George Carlin, The Good, The Bad and The Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Jimmy, if you think fairy tales aren't true, you haven't heard about the flying horse on the Island of Sodor.
 * Jimmy: A FLYING HORSE?! WHAT WAS ITS NAME?! DID YOU GET TO RIDE IT?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the horse's name was Pegasus and Harold the Helicopter was the one who gave him a ride. Let me tell you what happened. (blows whistle and "Harold and the Flying Horse" begins)

Quote 2

 * Rarity: Can you believe it, Twilight darling? That poor boy didn't get a chance to see us.
 * Twilight: The nerve of it all. Oh well. That's all the time we get for guest appearing in this episode.(She transports her and Rarity back to Equestria)
 * Cosmo: I still want to meet the fluffy-haired kid. Do you think his hair tastes like marshmallows?
 * Wanda: No! And, Cosmo, you know we can't let other kids see us. Now let's go. (she and Cosmo disappear)

Quote 3

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy's really in for it to earn this badge of pain. It's like the time when Percy acted the same towards Thomas and Thomas was the one who ended up having the last laugh.
 * Edd: I'm sure Percy learned something from this experience, yes, Mr. Conductor?
 * Ed: Did Percy get a lollipop after being covered in bandages, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: You're right about him being covered, Ed, but your guess is a little far off. I'll tell you what really happened to the green engine. (blows whistle and "Woolly Bear" begins)

Trivia

 * Cosmo, Wanda, Twilight Sparkle and Rarity all make guest appearances at the end of Tinker Ed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves a Point (George Carlin, Tight End Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Saves The Day (Alec Baldwin, Tween a Rock and an Ed Place)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in Tight End Ed
 * Percy Proves a Point is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, "Field Day".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (Alec Baldwin, All Eds are Off)
 * 2) James in a Mess (George Carlin, Smile for the Ed)

Quote 1

 * Eddy: Hey, Mr. C. Think you could go a day telling none of those train stories?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm up for the challenge. And I could use some money for ice cream. Their prices are unfair you know.

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Eddy. I have to say. You've been acting worse than the engines were when Alicia Botti came to the Island of Sodor.
 * Edd: Who's Alicia Botti, Mr. Conductor?
 * Eddy: Ha! Looks like you're gonna forfeit, Mr. C. That makes you, Sockhead and Shovelchin down and out!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Edd, she's a famous opera singer who Thomas, Gordon and James wanted to collect. And who was the one? I'll tell you, but Eddy, you might want to hear this. (blows whistle and "Thomas, Percy and the Squeak" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase (Run Ed Run)
 * 2) Toby the Tram Engine (A Town Called Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon Takes A Dip
 * 2) Down the Mine

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears dressed as a doctor with a medical bag)
 * Mr. Conductor: Did someone have an accident? I got here as fast I could.
 * Eddy: Mr. C! You should have seen what everyone's talking about! Double-D made a Kanker's foot swell up!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh my!
 * Ed: It's true. I was there.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, I assure you it was an accident.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, a swollen foot is something I'll let a more size-oriented doctor handle. At least it isn't as bad as the accident Gordon had.
 * Eddy: Did another train clobber him?!
 * Edd: Gordon had an accident?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. I'm surprised you didn't hear about it. They're still talking about it on the Island of Sodor. Well, now's as good a time as any. (blows whistle and "Gordon Takes A Dip" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Edd, I always knew you were innocent. When the other kids hear, everything will be back to normal.
 * Edd: But if I should try and enlighten them, they'll back away.
 * Jimmy: He's right, Mr. Conductor. We need a plan.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...let's think about it. If Thomas hadn't fallen down the mine, Gordon wouldn't have been the only one to have an accident falling face first.
 * Edd: Are you saying Thomas had an accident similar to that of Gordon's?
 * Jimmy: I never heard that one, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Then let me tell you both that one. (blows whistle and "Down the Mine" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 5 Finale.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (May I Have this Ed?)
 * 2) Terence the Tractor (Look Before you Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 6 as well as the season finale.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Snow
 * 2) Jack Frost

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train
 * 2) Rock 'n' Roll

Trivia

 * Throughout the episode Mr. Conductor doesn't get affected by Cupid Sarah & Cupid Jimmy's love arrows & helped Rolf out to stop them.
 * This is the only special where George Carlin tells the stories instead of Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby's Discovery
 * 2) Haunted Henry

Trivia

 * In the remake version, there will be a music video to the song, "It's Terror Time Again" from Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island before the end credits.
 * Also, the end credits will be set to the Are You Afraid Of The Dark? ending theme

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Trouble with Trees
 * 2) The World's Strongest Engine

Trivia

 * For this Special only the Introduction used for this episode will be taken from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Close Shave for Duck (repeat)
 * 2) Percy Runs Away
 * 3) Donald and Douglas
 * 4) The Deputation

Quotes

 * Eddy: We did it, Double-d! Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby!
 * Edd: And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials, a spin-off series and a movie, Eddy.

Trivia

 * This is the Series Finale.

Unused Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree
 * 2) Time for Trouble
 * 3) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure
 * 4) Bowled Out
 * 5) Henry and the Elephant
 * 6) Fish
 * 7) Gallant Old Engine
 * 8) Cranky Bugs
 * 9) Horrid Lorry
 * 10) A Better View for Gordon
 * 11) Toby and the Flood
 * 12) Put Upon Percy
 * 13) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday
 * 14) A Big Surprise for Percy
 * 15) Make Someone Happy
 * 16) Harvey to the Rescue
 * 17) No Sleep for Cranky
 * 18) Elizabeth The Vintage Quarry Truck
 * 19) Buffer Bother
 * 20) Jack Jumps In
 * 21) A Friend in Need
 * 22) It's Only Snow
 * 23) Twin Trouble
 * 24) Scaredy Engines
 * 25) Percy Gets It Right
 * 26) Bill, Ben and Fergus
 * 27) Edward's Brass Band
 * 28) The Refreshment Lady's Stand
 * 29) The Spotless Record
 * 30) Toby and the Windmill
 * 31) Bad Day at Castle Loch
 * 32) Rheneas and the Roller Coaster
 * 33) Oliver the Snow Engine
 * 34) Something Fishy
 * 35) The Runaway Elephant
 * 36) Peace and Quiet
 * 37) Bulgy Rides Again
 * 38) The Grand Opening
 * 39) Best Dressed Engine
 * 40) Gordon and Spencer
 * 41) Not So Hasty Cakes
 * 42) Trusty Rusty
 * 43) Hooray for Thomas