Uncle Grandpa Own Episodes: Uncle Grandpa's Cousins



Written And Storyboard By: Nick Edwards And Myke Chilian

Story By: Pete Browngardt, Casey Alexander and Audie Harrison

Supervising Producer: Audie Harrison

Supervising Director: Casey Alexander

Art Director: Bill Ramos Flores And Mark Bodnar

Opening

 * (Uncle Grandpa Head Zooms In)
 * Uncle Grandpa: Did someone order a slice of pizza?
 * (Uncle Grandpa Head Explodes And Uncle Grandpa Logo With A Cartoon Network Original Is Showing)

In the UG RV

 * Uncle Grandpa: [yawns] I'm so very bored. I wish that cousins will be here any minute now.
 * Belly Bag: Yeah, me too, but the mean thing is... they don't deserve it that he was been doing.
 * Uncle Grandpa: But maybe you can use the phone to ask the three cousins i've just found her mother. [Uncle Grandpa has a phone to call her mother] Hello, this is Uncle Grandpa. Uncle Grandpa speaking.
 * Mother Uncle Grandpa: Hello, Uncle Grandpa. Listen cousins, I want you to call Uncle Grandpa for this comfort handsome Uncle Grandpa.
 * Toadpa, Poopa and Loafpa: Hello, Uncle Grandpa!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Good morning, cousins! Wanna go to the UG RV?
 * Toadpa: Yes!
 * Loafpa: Yes, I will.
 * Poopa: I will too.
 * Uncle Grandpa: You are a fabulous friend! See ya in 5 hours. Bye! [Uncle Grandpa hung up a phone] Man, I can hardly wait to get all 3 cousins.
 * Mr. Gus: Yeah, we know.
 * 5 hours later...
 * Uncle Grandpa: I can't wait! I can't wait! I can't wait! I can't wait! I can't wait!
 * Mr. Gus: [yawns] This is way too long.
 * [Uncle Grandpa hears a doorbell sound.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Someone is hearing at the doorbell! I can hardly contain myself! I'll open the door right now! [dashes on the door and opens the door]
 * Poopa: Goooooood....
 * Loafpa: Mooooooooorn...
 * Toadpa: Niiiiiiiiiiing!
 * Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa: GOOD MORNING!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Wow! ALL 3 COUSINS! He's here! Oh cousins, come on in! Say something intelligent!
 * Toadpa: I'm Toadpa.
 * Loafpa: I'm Loafpa.
 * Poopa: And I'm Poopa!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Why hello Toadpa, Loafpa and Poopa. We'll you stay in the UG RV?
 * Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa: YES!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Okay, if you exist, 3 cousins. Carry on then.
 * [Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa dahes off at Uncle Grandpa]
 * Uncle Grandpa: [sighs] Things that never learn.
 * Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa: Snacktime!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Ohhhhh, you want snacktime?
 * Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa: YES YES YES YES YES!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Well, okay then. You can eat at snacktime.
 * Poopa: Oh boy!
 * Toadpa: It's snacktime, that's only a line.
 * Loafpa: It sure was tasty....
 * Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa: IT WILL BE JUST FINE! [Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa was eating lots of food.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: HEY! Don't eat lots of food like that! THAT COST ME 400 DOLLARS AND ONE PENNY! Wait, it always have penny. Oh well. I guess you should go along.
 * Poopa: Alright, we love going on!
 * Loafpa: So as the pride.
 * Toadpa: If you wanna join 3 cousins...
 * Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa: WE'RE GOING ON THE RIDE!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Wow, nice. Meet Mr. Gus. He really is a grumpy green dinosaur. Mr. Gus, say hi to my 3 cousins.
 * Mr. Gus: Hello, Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa. I just wait to be grownups, so I just practicing my workout station.
 * Poopa: [sighs] Grownups.
 * Loafpa: Let's go see what dinosaur is doing.
 * Toadpa: Just look at his face!
 * Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa: Cause We're gonna throw up... ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! [Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa barfs offscreen]

Outside

 * Uncle Grandpa: Okay cousins, we are about to get going for the awesome adventures, right?
 * Poopa: Okay okay, enough with guppy.
 * Toadpa: You shouldn't be too much frown.
 * Loafpa: So don't feel so lonely...
 * Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa: CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO TEXAS TOWN!
 * Uncle Grandpa: What? Oh no! You're not going to Texas Town, so I just going on the amazing adventures together. Isn't it so, Mr. Gus?
 * Mr. Gus: Yeah. That's the rules.
 * Uncle Grandpa: I wonder if Pizza Steve will start changing the channel. [Pizza Steve was changing the TV.] That's a match for the first time in the history of donuts.
 * Mr. Gus: What donuts?
 * Uncle Grandpa: Uhhhhhhhhh........... I don't know.
 * Poopa: What kind of question is that for, Uncle Grandpa?
 * Loafpa: We didn't get it down.
 * Toadpa: If you're not going to have layers...
 * Poopa,Loafpa and Toadpa: YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN! [Laughs] [Uncle Grandpa is a funny clown]
 * Uncle Grandpa: [tips off the clown suit] I am NOT a clown, cousins! I'm the real Uncle Grandpa! Remember the REAL Uncle Grandpa. Did you remember that, cousins? HUH!?
 * Mr. Gus: You know, it was just a gag.
 * Uncle Grandpa: If the gag was classy, don't deserve this quarter. But seriously, is this a quarter or a penny. Never mind. I'll just go to the mouth. [Uncle Grandpa put quarter and penny from it's mouth and he swallowed it and burps.] Oops, excuse me!
 * Poopa: Listen, Uncle Grandpa. If you wanna get drilin'...
 * Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa: WE'RE GOING ON THRILLIN'! WOO-HOOOOO!! GO GO GO GO GO! [GRFT Roars and fly as fast as she can]
 * Uncle Grandpa: WHOA! WHOA TIGER WHOOOOA!! STOOOOOP!!! [GRFT stopped, Uncle Grandpa pants] Man, that was totally fast. [Ule Gapa zaps offscreen] Holy moley, what IS that!? Is that really you, Ule Gapa?
 * Ule Gapa: Yes.
 * Uncle Grandpa: If you really sure you're Ule Gapa?
 * Ule Gapa: Yes.
 * Uncle Grandpa: You really ARE?!?
 * Ule Gapa: YES! I am.
 * Uncle Grandpa: You really really ARE?!?
 * Ule Gapa: YES! YES! I REALLY AM ULE GAPA! I REALLY AM!
 * Uncle Grandpa: You really really really really really really REALLY ARE????
 * Ule Gapa: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!!! I REALLY AM ULE GAPA, UNCLE GRANDPA! I REALLY REALLY REALLY AM! Now I wanna you to destroy that Uncle Grandpa's Cousins!
 * Uncle Grandpa: No! Wait just a few more seconds, Ule Gapa! That three cousins aren't be so rude and selfish! This belongs to Uncle Grandpa. The three cousins named Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa. They are all 3 cousins! Please, Ule Gapa! I wanna give another chance like they used to! Oh, please forgive me! I really want to spend my life with you! [sobbing]
 * Ule Gapa: Well, is that so? Oh nevermind. Prepare to die!
 * Poopa: Not this morning!
 * Loafpa: Not one little bit.
 * Toadpa: We all gonna fight...
 * Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa: FOR THE ULTIMATE HIT! HIIIII-YAAAAAAH!!!
 * Ule Gapa: Ahhh snap! I'm outta here! [Punches Ule Gapa's ship and explodes]
 * Uncle Grandpa: You did it, cousins! You three are defeated Ule Gapa!
 * Poopa,Loafpa and Toadpa: YAY!!! THANKS UNCLE GRANDPA!
 * Uncle Grandpa: [sighs happily] You guys, thank you. [Uncle Grandpa hugs the cousins and kiss all 3 cousins] [gasps] Oh looky looky looky! You three guys, look up! It's Giant Realistic Flying Cat and Mother Uncle Grandpa!
 * Mother Uncle Grandpa: So, did you have a fun time playing their cousins?
 * Uncle Grandpa:Yeah.
 * Poopa: I just love mother Uncle Grandpa.
 * Loafpa: I just give a glory as gold.
 * Toadpa: If she gives us a hug...
 * Poopa, Loafpa and Toadpa: We can be happy mother hold! [Sighs happily and hugs mother]
 * Mother Uncle Grandpa: Awww. I love you, guys! [Kisses the cousins] Goodbye, Uncle Grandpa!
 * Poopa: Goodbye!
 * Loafpa: Goodbye!
 * Toadpa: Goodbye!
 * Mother Uncle Grandpa: Goodbye! [Cousins giggles]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Goodbye! Have a wonderful life! [Sighs] They all three and 5he mother lived happily ever after. [Uncle Grandpa has ended the story] The end. So, how do you think about the cousins, Mr. Gus?
 * Mr. Gus: Yeah, sure it is. [Giggles] But unfortunately, they bring the cousins right here or something.
 * Poopa: The story is amazing!
 * Toadpa: And they something has tears of joy.
 * Loafpa: If that story is wrong...
 * Poopa, Toadpa and Loafpa: WE'RE ALL BECOME A BOY!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Oh well, if you can't see em, join em. [Uncle Grandpa eats the story and swallows it and burps.] Whoopsie. [Giggles] Excuse me.

Intermission

 * Uncle Grandpa: DANGER!
 * Mr. Gus: Where does he go, Uncle Grandpa?!?
 * Uncle Grandpa: THERE! AHEAD! [Uncle Grandpa and the gang screams and smash into the ground offscreen] I'm alright.