My Parents Are Aliens

My Parents are Aliens was a British sitcom produced for CITV about an eccentric family, which was produced as nine series from 8 November 1999 to 18 December 2006. For the majority of its run, it primarily followed the lives of three orphaned children: Mel, Josh and Lucy Barker, and their new foster parents Brian and Sophie Johnson.

Plot
The children soon discover that the Johnsons are in fact aliens from the fictional planet Valux, who crash-landed on Earth when Brian tampered with the controls of their spaceship. As shown by the opening credits, the house they live in is actually a morphed form of their spaceship. They also have the ability to morph into other people. Brian and Sophie start out with a very limited and muddled knowledge of life on Earth, and the children must do their best to help them acclimatise. No one outside the family must ever learn that they are aliens, or they will be taken away for scientific testing, and the Barkers will lose another set of parents. The humour in the programme is surreal and sometimes gently subversive. Whilst being a children's show, it occasionally makes reference to rather mature matters, high-brow culture, and complex scientific thinking; and because of this it has also gained a considerable following of older viewers outside of its intended age range.

Parents

 * Brian Johnson (Tony Gardner) (1999–2005) - A Valuxian alien and the cause of the Johnsons' crash-landing on Earth. Often childlike, he follows crazes and fads and gets bored easily, and is easily sucked into Josh's scams. He has little or no concept of morality, often creating difficult situations for the characters and only rectifying them because he is told to. Though he can morph at will, his allergy to ice cream makes him grow moose's antlers involuntarily whenever he eats it. He is, despite his personality, an excellent scientist, a trait that Lucy appreciates.
 * Sophie Johnson (Barbara Durkin) (1999–2000); Carla Mendonça, (2001–2005) - A Valuxian alien and Brian's wife. She has slightly more common sense than Brian but is still quite clueless and easily led after enough persuasion. Unlike Brian, she is not good at morphing and can only do so when eating ice cream; after morphing into a new shape at the start of the third series, Sophie finds she is unable to return to her previous form, and decides to stay as she is (Carla Mendonça took up the role). Barbara Durkin returns as Aunt Sophie in the episode "Thanks for All the Earthworm Custard"

Series 1-8: The Barkers

 * Melanie "Mel" Barker Born 1987' (Danielle McCormack) (1999–2004, 2005): Mel is a teenager who has a not so funny sarcastic personality; the oldest of the Barker children, she has a protective and motherly nature towards her younger siblings since the death of their parents. It's obvious Mel's difficult attitude comes from the pain of losing her parents, as well as being moved to and from different foster homes. Despite her reputation as a tough person, she displays weaknesses in episodes such as "The Box", episode towards her sister Lucy. Mel's best friend is Trent Clements, the two have an obvious romantic interest in each other, though they do not start going out until much later in the series. Mel has radical and unusual sense of fashion and shows an interest in photography; this led to her moving to Canada on an exchange programme at the end of Series 7, she returned for the series 8 finale, "Thanks For All The Earthworm Custard"
 * Joshua "Josh" Barker Born 1990 (Alex Kew) (1999–2005): Josh is the middle Barker sibling and was around twelve years old when he was fostered by Valuxians, Brian and Sophie Johnson. Josh is devious and scheming, constantly inventing new and interesting scams to make money, and roping Brian into his latest schemes. His two best friends are Pete and Frankie. Although cunning, Josh is often outsmarted by his more quick-witted sisters, Mel and Lucy; he does not show much interest in school studies, hence his poor grades, although he has shown average signs of intelligence. His interests include rollerblading, skateboarding, making money and "the gorgeous Tania Thomas". He also plays guitar very well.
 * Lucille "Lucy" Barker Born 1992 (Charlotte Francis) (1999–2005): Lucy is the youngest and most intelligent Barker. At the start of the show she was eight years old. She is very talented in her school subjects, particularly in Maths and Science, though her favourite subject is Chemistry. Her above average intelligence means she often bonds with Brian, who has an excellent scientific knowledge, despite a lack of common sense, and they often play chess or conduct chemistry experiments. Her best friend is Wendy Richardson, who is equally intelligent and shares Lucy's goal to become an astronaut. Lucy and Wendy are not very popular, due to their scientific interests. She is very honest and moral and is often the one to set her foster parents straight in Earth matters and issues, she easily sees through Mel and Josh's tough acts and voices their true feelings accurately. She lacks a sense of adventure and can be somewhat uptight and controlling. Despite these traits, she is the most kind and caring character.
 * C.J. (Olisa Odele) Born 1996 (2004–2005): C.J. is a small, quiet boy who was rescued from being run over by 'SuperBrian', a.k.a. Brian Johnson wearing a cape. He turns out to be a orphan from the children's home and is adopted into the family because he finds out about Brian and Sophie being aliens and threatens to report them. C.J. generally takes on the role of Brian's 'sidekick', and is involved in many of Brian's ridiculous schemes and mad ideas.
 * Harriet "Harry" (Stephanie Fearon) (2005): Harry came in series 8, Brian and Sophie adopted her, looking for a replacement for Mel, who left for Canada on an exchange trip. She is similar to Mel in personality, she is usually moody and is a bit of a tomboy. She is also very protective of C.J. because he is the youngest, although he finds her behaviour patronising. Like Josh, she plays the guitar, and her practising sometimes irritates the others.

Others

 * Pete Walker (Patrick Niknejad) (1999–2005), One of Josh's long-suffering friends. Pete has a pessimistic outlook on life and easily spots Josh's scams, but usually ends up getting drawn in anyway. His voice broke in Season 2.
 * Frankie Perkins (Jordan Maxwell) (1999–2005), Along with Pete he's often target of Josh's scams. He has a long-held crush on Mel (when Mel asked Scott out to the disco, Frankie claims he would have attacked Scott if the table wasn't in the way, see 'First Christmas', and, in Series 8, he has a crush on Harry. Pete and Frankie have tried to desert Josh on several occasions, but always come back.
 * Wendy Richardson (Isabella Melling) (1999–2005), Lucy's only friend. In her scientifically-minded and studious nature she is very similar to Lucy, but as has been seen throughout the episodes, is perhaps not as smart and is even less in touch with popular culture than Lucy. Pompous, and somewhat arrogant, she will always lose exams/tests to Lucy by 1%. Despite originally having strong feelings for Josh, she gets together with Frankie by the end of series eight.
 * Terence "Trent" Clements (Keith Warwick) (2000–2005), Mel's long-time friend. He endures Mel's mood swings with resignation and good humour, and it is hinted that he is romantically interested in her. They finally get together in series 6. In series 8, it is revealed that his Scottish accent is fake (although Warwick is Scottish in real life). He is also known as a lothario of the series, much to Josh's resentment.
 * Mr Graham Whiteside (Dan O'Brein) (1999–2005), a very grumpy teacher with a particular dislike for Josh Barker. Sophie has a bit of an obsession with him, whilst he has an obsession with Kate Winslet.
 * Mrs Alison Hardman (Beatrice Kelly) (1999–2005), another of Josh's and Lucy's teachers who, unsurprisingly, has a dislike for Josh.
 * Poppy Manning (Kirsha Southward) (2002–2005), a girl who frequently appears as a rival to Josh, due to her similarly scheming, sneaky personality.
 * Tania Thomas (Zoe Thorne) (1999) (Emily Fleeshman) (2001–2002) (Sasha Tilley) (2004-2005) the object of Josh's affections. In the "Valentines Day" episode she is shown to harbor a secret affection for Josh, though he mistakenly believes she has sent him hate mail and is determined to get back at her. Brian's well meaning attempts to ask her out while morphed as Josh apparently ruin any potential relationship. She gets together with Pete Walker in series 8.
 * Mikey (Chris Cornwell) (1999, 2005) appears in the first series, as good friends with Josh Barker, Pete Walker and Frankie Perkins. He is perfectly happy being Josh's third-in-command, and is most commonly used as a look-out. He makes a cameo at the end of series 8.
 * Dave Locket (Julian Triandafyllou) (1999), a cool, good-looking and popular - but very unintelligent - boy in school. Although originally Josh's idol, the two later sink into rivalry, most notably in the episode, The Home Team. He is particularly fond of his hair.
 *  Andy 'the Freak'  (2000-2005) appears throughout the Barker era as a repulsively geeky boy who is in love with Mel and is deluded in thinking that she returns his ardor. In an episode in Series 6 (Le Freak C'est Chic), he gets a makeover.
 * Mrs Reece (Neve Taylor) (1999-2005), The Social Worker who sends the Barkers to their new foster parents.
 * Miss Charlotte Parker (Kirsty Elkin) (2000-2002), A recurring teacher who Josh once had a crush on.

Series 9: The Bennetts

 * Jacqueline "Jaq" Bennett (Jessica Woods) (2006), A fiery teenage girl, Jaq is the oldest of the new foster children. Jaq has difficulty making friends because of her attitude. She rarely shouts, usually letting her sharp wit do the talking.
 * Dan Bennett (Daniel Feltham) (2006), Becky's twin. Although he is arguably the 'geekier' of the two, collecting comics and speaking Klingon, he is neither academic nor interested in science. In fact, he is quite stupid, something he is quite proud of. Dan is a television addict, but also enjoys computer games and the Internet. He appears to have only one friend, Dinesh.
 * Becky Bennett (Katie Pearson) (2006), Dan's twin. Becky is very studious. She is fond of dissecting animals, and her ambition is to study veterinary science at University. She is a little pompous.
 * Eddie Bennett (Jake Young) (2006), the youngest member of the family. He manipulates and even emotionally blackmails the other characters to get what he wants. He does this easily because of his innocent appearance, as well as the naïevité of his foster parents. He often plays with Sophie and, like CJ, likes to play with Brian.

Production
The show added a laugh track from series 4 onwards. Although there were complaints that it spoiled the feel of the show, it remained for the rest of the show's run, with the exception of the Season 7 Episode "Oh Brian" (written by Tony Gardner (Brian)) which saw Brian & Sophie creating their own comedy show with audience sound effects tracks.

During the first episode of series 9, Brian and Sophie's memories were erased, resulting in them not remembering anything of the Barkers, any events that occurred, or Earthling ways that they learned during the show's entire run. This series was dubbed "Phase 2" by fans, as the styles of Brian and Sophie, the rest of the cast, the sets, the location and even the galactic guidebook all changed. Some fans felt that the last episode of series 8, Thanks for all the Earthworm Custard, should have been the final episode, as it was the last to feature the original regular cast, and concluded ongoing plots from the first eight series.

After the ninth series was produced, it was announced by ITV that they were to close its in-house children's production unit, Granada Kids, which produced the show. Production for the show took place at The Leeds Studios. The last episode of My Parents are Aliens was aired on 18 December 2006, and the official website was permanently removed a few months later.

Series One

 * 1) Nobody's Perfect
 * 2) The Home Team
 * 3) The Date
 * 4) It's a Dog's Life
 * 5) The Box
 * 6) The Makeover

Series Two

 * 1) The Challenge
 * 2) The Genius
 * 3) The Holiday
 * 4) The Sleepover
 * 5) The Bribe
 * 6) Skirting the Issue
 * 7) El Presidente
 * 8) The Family Way
 * 9) First Christmas: Part I
 * 10) First Christmas: Part II

Series Three

 * 1) Crazy for You
 * 2) When Swaps Go Bad
 * 3) Enter the Duck
 * 4) The Wedding
 * 5) Testing Times
 * 6) The Valentine (Sophie's affair)
 * 7) Magic Johnson
 * 8) Aliens Go Home
 * 9) Halloween
 * 10) Howie

Series Four

 * 1) Textual Relations
 * 2) Beauty and the Breast: Part I
 * 3) Beauty and the Breast: Part II
 * 4) The Naked Truth
 * 5) Operation Date
 * 6) Rat's Entertainment
 * 7) Fish Fingers
 * 8) Secrets and Lies
 * 9) Just My Luck
 * 10) The Opposites
 * 11) The Invosibibble Mam
 * 12) The Musical
 * 13) Brian of the Brownies

Series Five

 * 1) Age Concerns
 * 2) Big Mother
 * 3) Burglars Can't Be Choosers
 * 4) King Brian
 * 5) Warts and All
 * 6) Educating Sophie
 * 7) April Fools
 * 8) Wheels of Misfortune: Part I
 * 9) Wheels of Misfortune: Part II
 * 10) Mel Barker - Superstar
 * 11) Pygmalien
 * 12) Smotherly Love
 * 13) Nappy Rash

Series Six

 * 1) Super Brian
 * 2) Le Freak C'est Chic
 * 3) The Crying Game
 * 4) Joshferatu
 * 5) Robojosh
 * 6) Melerella
 * 7) Brian's Ark
 * 8) My Fair Mel
 * 9) Sticky Situations
 * 10) Wrongs of Praise

Series Seven

 * 1) The Alienist
 * 2) Dirty Dancing
 * 3) Fangs for the Mammaries
 * 4) Brian's 11 Minus 8
 * 5) Anoraknophobia
 * 6) Help
 * 7) Oh Brian!
 * 8) Full Metal Sophie
 * 9) The Naughty List (Part One)
 * 10) The Naughty List (Part Two) (Mel Leaves)



Series Eight

 * 1) The Trouble With Harry
 * 2) Pret-a-Brian
 * 3) Hotel Sophie
 * 4) Hallowe'en Tales
 * 5) Worst Aid
 * 6) Sophie Ltd.
 * 7) Million Dollar Harry
 * 8) What the Romans Did For Brian
 * 9) The Love Bug
 * 10) Snappy Families
 * 11) Goodbye Mr Flips
 * 12) Wrestlemaniac
 * 13) A Choco-Lips Now
 * 14) The Tail of the Knitted Map
 * 15) Neighbours from Hell
 * 16) Fools of a Feather
 * 17) Meet and Two Veg
 * 18) Hot Gossip
 * 19) House Swarming Party
 * 20) Thanks For All The Earthworm Custard

Series Nine

 * Note: This series is no longer repeated on CITV, with the series reverting back to the first episode after the "Thanks for all the Earthworm Custard" episode is aired. This series is ignored as part of the canon by ITV and also by the series fans, who dub series 9 as "Phase 2" and see it as a sort of semi-remake to My Parents are Aliens.


 * 1) Meteor Parents
 * 2) Ship of Friends
 * 3) Spies and Dolls
 * 4) The Babysitter
 * 5) Home Is Where the Dart Is
 * 6) Abandon Chip!
 * 7) Rain Stops Play
 * 8) Becky The Freak
 * 9) The Great Cake Robbery
 * 10) Lord Of The Bling
 * 11) Dan The Man
 * 12) The Plague
 * 13) Big Head
 * 14) Winter Blunderland

Parodies

 * My Parents Are Aliens/Thomas
 * My Parents Are Aliens/TUGS
 * My Parents Are Aliens/Sonic
 * My Parents Are Aliens/Mario