Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/First and Last (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Honker Purple as First
 * Oscar the Grouch Green as Last
 * Cookie Monster Blue as Herry Monster

Lyrics
Honker Purple: Hi, my name is First.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Hi, my name is Last.

Honker Purple: Yeah, we're brothers.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Hey, you know why he's called First and I'm always Last? It's because...

Honker Purple: Because I always do things first. Heh. There. I said it first.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Yeah, and I always do things last. Always.

Honker Purple: (spoken) Yeah, that's right. No matter what we do... (singing) I'm first.

Oscar the Grouch Green: I'm Last. I'm slow.

Honker Purple: I'm fast.

Honker Purple and Oscar the Grouch Green : And whether we run or skate or jump or swim.

Honker Purple: Heh, heh, heh. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is.

Oscar the Grouch Green: And I'm always there after him.

Honker Purple: Heh, heh. Yeah. Hey, hey, look over there! There's some candy there.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Oh, maybe there's some jellybeans.

Honker Purple: Yeah, let's go run and look, okay?

Oscar the Grouch Green: Okay.

Honker Purple: Go get it. Oh, boy. Look at all those jellybeans! Mmmm....Oh, that was good!

Oscar the Grouch Green: Hey!

Honker Purple: What?

Oscar the Grouch Green: You ate all the jellybeans!

Honker Purple: Well, yeah. I got there first.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Sometimes it's not any fun getting here last.

Honker Purple: Heh, heh. I'm first.

Oscar the Grouch Green: I'm Last.

Honker Purple: He's slow.

Oscar the Grouch Green: He's fast.

Honker Purple and Oscar the Grouch Green : And though each of us think the other one's great.

Honker Purple: Heh, heh, heh. I'm always early where I go. I'm always early where I go. I'm always early where I go.

Oscar the Grouch Green: And I'm always late.

Honker Purple: Heh, heh. Hey, hey, look over there! There's a big box there. I wonder what's inside. I'm going to go get what's inside and I'm going to be there first. Heh, heh, heh.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Yeah, and I'll be there last. I'm always last.

Honker Purple: Here I am first again. And now I get what's inside this box.

Cookie Monster Blue: Yes, you do! (gives Honker Purple a big smoochy kiss.)

Honker Purple: Yuck!

Oscar the Grouch Green: Sometimes it pays to be last.

Honker Purple: I'm first.

Oscar the Grouch Green: I'm Last. I'm slow.

Honker Purple: I'm fast.

Honker Purple and Oscar the Grouch Green : And whether we run or skate or jump or swim.

Honker Purple: Heh, heh, heh. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is. I'm always there before he is.

Oscar the Grouch Green: And I'm always there (giggles) after him. (laughing)