Stranded Sketch 2

This is Stranded Sketch #2 from Season 2 of The Amanda Show.

Transcript

 * Narrator: This is a bathroom in Downtown, North Dakota. We locked five strange people in here, stranded in a bathtub. These strange people are: Courtney, Marcy Stimple, Amber, Mr. Gullible, and a Hillbilly named Enis. The rules: you step out of the tub, you lose. And the prize goes to the last person remaining in the bathtub. $1,000,000. [Marcy Stimple tries to catch it, but it's no use] Now, let's see how long these strange people can stand each other in a bathtub... [the Stranded logo appears] stranded. Day 1.
 * Marcy Stimple: Yay, yay! The contest has started. Yay, yay, yay, yay.
 * [Enis laughs]
 * Courtney: My name's Courtney.
 * Enis: Who's there?
 * Courtney: Ma-ha!
 * [Amber files her nails]
 * Mr. Gullible: My name is Mr. Gullible. I lost this contest the last time. But this time, I'm gonna win.
 * Amber: Oh, like, you already won.
 * Mr. Gullible: Really?
 * Amber: Yeah, congratulations.
 * [Enis laughs]
 * Marcy Stimple: Yay, yay, yay!
 * Amber: Your prize is right out there.
 * Mr. Gullible: Well, this was easier than I thought. [steps out of the tub, but the siren wails and the agents come] Oh, no. It happens again. Wait, I'm angry with all of you!
 * Amber: [waving goodbye] Thanks for playing.
 * [Enis laughs and Marcy Stimple snickers]
 * Narrator: With Mr. Gullible gone, [Mr. Gullible's name gets taken down] only four participants remain. On Day 9, they start getting on each other's nerves.
 * Marcy Stimple: You have pretty hair. [flings Amber's hair] I like it, I like it, I like it.
 * Amber: Thanks. My hair is one of the many reasons why I'm so popular.
 * Marcy Stimple: My foster mother says I have pretty hair too. Wanna? Wanna touch it? Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna? [runs to Courtney]
 * Courtney: Ma-ha.
 * Marcy Stimple: Huh?
 * Courtney: Ma-ha.
 * Marcy Stimple: Don't do that.
 * Courtney: Ma-ha.
 * Marcy Stimple: Stop it.
 * Courtney: Ma-ha.
 * Marcy Stimple: Stop it!
 * Courtney: Ma-ha.
 * Marcy Stimple: Stop it!
 * [Enis laughs]
 * Courtney: Ma-ha.
 * Marcy Stimple: Stop it!
 * Courtney: Ma-ha.
 * Marcy Stimple: Stop it, stop it, stop it...
 * Courtney: Ma-ha.
 * Marcy Stimple: Stop it, stop iiiiiittttttt!!!!!!
 * Courtney: [holds up a doll replica of herself] Doll?
 * Marcy Stimple: Ohh. Oh, a dolly. Thank you. I love, love, love, love dollies.

[pulls the pull-string]
 * Courtney Doll: Ma-ha.
 * Marcy Stimple: [screams and flies the doll in the air and it lands by the toilet. she steps out and the siren wails] Aah! [growls and runs to her left and runs away from the agents as they chase her away]
 * [Amber waves goodbye]