Crayola Colors, Mr. Sketch Markers, Sesame Street Crayons and Crayola Markers/Poltergeist in the Closet (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Homer
 * Laser Lemon as Bart

Transcript

 * Big Bird Feather Yellow: (steps on floorboard on the stair) Squeaky stair here. (Points at a portrait of Pineapple Shooting Star but with a weird face) Scary portrait there. (Touches the doorknob to the closet) Poltergeist in the closet. (Opens the door to see Laser Lemon wearing a white bedsheet over her head with two holes cut out for eyes)
 * Laser Lemon: (lets out a ghostly moan) I died when Big Bird Feather Yellow sat on me!
 * Big Bird Feather Yellow: Why you little! (chokes and strangled Laser Lemon) I'm the victim here!