Eugene Meltsner

Eugene Meltsner is that nerdy geek that lives at Campell College. He really needs to get a life, as evidenced by his extensive knowledge of the dictionary and school in general. He does work at Whit's End, but he constantly is saying stuff that no one can understand. Mr. Whittaker assists him in varies projects around the shops, but he usually ends up getting himself fried. He has coke bottle glasses and no eyes, as evidenced by the picture that we don't have on here yet. Of late, he has married an equally geeky girl named Katrina. He also started some organization called Hand Up, and is currently looking for his father.