Grease nail polish/Admiral Bird (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Big Bird

Lyrics
Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I'm the bird who is command of this entire navy. From where I stand, it can't be land. The ocean is wide and wavy. So grab a sailor suit and you might learn to love the color blue. The sailor you will be with Admiral Bird, that's me. We're off to sail the ocean wide, so batten down the hatches. We'll aweigh the anchors, starting at five we'll batten up the latches. We'll swab the decks and trim the sails and maybe you will see a whale. When you are out to sea with Admiral Bird, that's me. I gave the orders and you will do what I say. I'm in charge of everything because that's the navy way. I'll do the thinking so put your mind in ice. I'm the only admiral who's barnacle but nice. Now keep your eyes from harbor bound and don't ignore the compass. And better watch them by a trout, a pirate ship will jump us. We'll hoist the jib and shout "Avast!" Scramble out the missing mass. You'll love it on the sea with Admiral Bird, that's me. Ahoy!