Sesame Street 50 Years and Counting nail polish/Sing Me a Silly Song (from Cheep Thrills)

Cast

 * Cele-Bert as Big Bird
 * On the Nice List as Elmo
 * Brought to You By... as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Cele-Bert: (spoken) Hi, everybody! On the Nice List: (spoken) Hi! Cele-Bert: (spoken) Are you ready for something really silly? On the Nice List: (spoken) On the Nice List is! Cele-Bert: (spoken) Well, come on! Brought to You By...: (spoken) Let me know when it's over!

Cele-Bert: Sing me a silly song about feathers, Honkers and air! Sing me a silly song about polka-dot underwear! Make it so funny that I fall right out of my chair! Sing me a silly song! Yeah!

On the Nice List: Sing me a silly song about food that squirt when you chew. Sing me a silly song about upside-down kangaroos. Make it a pretty ditty of out-of-buffalo stew. Sing me a silly song.

Cele-Bert: Silly, sloppy, chilly, bloppy, wacky, weird or wet! Now the only question is, "How silly can you get"?

On the Nice List: (spoken) On the Nice List can get really silly!

Cele-Bert: Sing me a silly song about elephants in a tree.

On the Nice List: Sing me a silly song about chickens clucking off-key!

Cele-Bert and On the Nice List : Make it a looney, a tuney A chimpanzee symphony! Sing me a silly song!

On the Nice List: (spoken) Yeah!

Cele-Bert: (spoken) Okay, play it, boys! But keep it silly! That's good, that's good!

Brought to You By...: (spoken) Oh, brother! All this silly stuff is making me sick! You know what this song needs? A little more grouchiness! Heh, heh, heh! (singing) Sing me a grouchy song about trashy broken up toys! Sing me a grouchy song about cranky grouch girls and boys! Make it a yucky number with bangs, crashes and noise! Sing me a grouchy song! Heh, heh, heh! (spoken) Like that!

Cele-Bert: Silly, sloppy, chilly, bloppy, wacky, weird or wet! Now the only question is,

Cele-Bert and On the Nice List : "How silly can you get"?

Brought to You by...: (spoken) Not much sillier, I hope.

On the Nice List: (spoken) Yes, we can, Brought to You By...!

Cele-Bert: Sing me a silly song about feathers, Honkers and air!

On the Nice List: Feathers, Honkers and air!

Cele-Bert: Sing me a silly song about polka-dot underwear!

On the Nice List: Polka-dot underwear!

Cele-Bert: Make it so funny that I fall right out of my chair!

On the Nice List: Yeah!

Cele-Bert and On the Nice List : Sing me a silly song!

Brought to You By...: (spoken) Grouchy!

Cele-Bert, On the Nice List and Brought to You By... : Just sing me a silly song! (laughing)