Sesame Street/Library Card (from Arthur)

Cast

 * Roosevelt Franklin as Arthur
 * Hardhead Henry Harris as Binky
 * Kingston Livingston III as Brain
 * Baby Breeze as Buster
 * Betty Lou as D.W.
 * Elizabeth as Fern
 * Smart Tina as Francine
 * Suzetta Something as Muffy
 * Farley as George
 * Mr. Ogden as Mr. Haney
 * Professor Hastings as Mr. Ratburn
 * Mrs. Turow as Ms. Turner
 * Loretta as Prunella
 * The Busby Twins as Tibble Twins

Part 1
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card. Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card.

Mrs. Turow: Come on inside, We've got everything you need. There's plenty to do, Or you can just sit and read.

Suzetta Something: This book explains How to make paper planes. Arthur: This contour map Can show you mountain range terrains.

Kingston Livingston III: Fly to the moon, Explore the ocean floor. Baby Breeze: Find out which one's the tiller, And which one is the oar.

Elizabeth: Here's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" And "Half Magic". Moe Busby: "Hop on Pop". Joe Busby: And "Fox in Socks". Farley: And books on doing card tricks!

Everyone: Oooooh! Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card. Mrs. Turow: That's right! Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card.

Smart Tina: Books on baseball, Hockey and soccer Professor Hastings: And even how to build yourself A cool doorknocker.

Roosevelt Franklin: I could stay in this place For hours and hours. Hardhead Henry Harris: I like books with pictures Of lotsa pretty flowers... Being crushed by a giant pterodactyl.

Roosevelt Franklin: Jules Verne, HG Wells, And Ray Bradbury: Smart Tina: You can take 'em home So you don't have to Read 'em in a hurry.

Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card. Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card. Having fun!

Part 2
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card. Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card.

Loretta: Paintings by Leonardo, Rembrandt and Picasso. Mr. Ogden: Confidentially, I'm reading... Everyone: ..."Go, Dog, Go"!

Baby Breeze: There's "The Giving Tree" and "Jumanji" And "Where the Wild Things Are." Betty Lou: And a book on why you shouldn't Keep your brother in a jar. Roosevelt Franklin: Let me out!

Everyone: All the thoughts and dreams of people Throughout history And all you need's this little card To borrow 'em for free! Everyone: Yeah! Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card. Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card.

Betty Lou: There's story time And lessons on how to use computers, But there can't be any classes On how to make me cuter.

Smart Tina: Puppet shows and movies, The cool things never end. Mrs. Turow: And don't forget, The Dewey Decimal System is your friend. Betty Lou: Who's Dewey?

Everyone: And don't forget, The Dewey Decimal System is your friend. Betty Lou: Who's Dewey?

Everyone: 1! 2! 3! Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card. Betty Lou: Who's Dewey?

Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card. Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card.

Betty Lou: Who's Dewey? Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, When you've got a library card. Having fun!

Betty Lou: Who is Dewey?!?