Human Story 3 (AnimatedFan195 Version) trailer/Transcript

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Jack Frost: Oh, come on, guys! We all knew this day was coming.

Genie: We're getting thrown away?

Jack Frost: No! No one is getting thrown away!

Phineas Flynn: We ain't never get to play with.

Jim Hawkins: Hold on! This is no time to be hysterical!

Wreck-It Ralph: It's the perfect time to be hysterical.

Genie: Should we be HYSTERICAL?!

Phineas Flynn: No!

Dipper Pines: Yes!

Jim Hawkins: Maybe, but not right now!

Wreck-It Ralph: Come on. Let's see how much we're going for on eBay.

(A ride to Sunnyside begins)

Jack Frost: Okay, calm down, guys. Let's just keep this in perspective.

Genie: Where is she taking us?

Melody: I should've seen this coming.

Jim Hawkins: We'll be fine, Melody.

Genie: Oh, I hate all this uncertainty.

(The humans knock over themselves and fall down just to see the new humans)

Olaf: New humans!

Everyone: Yay!

Wreck-It Ralph: Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!

Jim Hawkins: Jim Hawkins. At your service.

McLeach: Welcome to Sunnyside, folks. You'll find that being donated was the best thing that ever happened to you.

Wendy Corduroy: Oh, may I? Oooooh!

Jack Frost: Who's Velocistar237?

Eden: Oh! That-- That's just a genie toy down the street. That's nothing. Let me just take care of that. Just a genie.

McLeach: Taran, we got guests!

Taran: So, who's ready for Taran's dream tour?

McLeach: Let's show our new friends where they will be staying.

Taran: Uh, folks, if you wanna step out this way--

("Take My Breath Away" song appears when Eilonwy sees Taran for the first time)

Taran: Hi, I'm Taran.

Eilonwy: Princess Eilonwy.

Taran: Love your outfit.

Eilonwy: Nice personality.

Melody: We could have a whole new life here, Jack.

Jack Frost: We're Balto's humans!

Taran: Hey, what do you guys think of the new recruits? Are they keepers?

Hildy Gloom: Oh, please.

Taran: That treasure teenager. He could be useful.

Genie: Oh, I wanna get played with!

Jim Hawkins: Uh, Genie?

McLeach: They just love new humans. Now, don't they?

(Thunder strikes)

Dipper Pines: Oh, it was cold and dark. Nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln logs.

Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, I don't think those were Lincoln logs.

McLeach: You've got a playdate with destiny!

(Wendy Corduroy sees Scamp (aka Balto) looking for the humans)

Wendy Corduroy: He's looking for us! Balto's looking for us!

Jack Frost: Listen up! We're busting outta here!

Balto: Jack's no ordinary human. He's brave,

Melody: We've gotta get you home before Balto leaves tomorrow!

Balto: but the thing that makes Jack special, is he'll never give up on you. Ever.

Jack Frost: Hello?

Cogsworth: You and your friends ain't never getting outta here.

Wendy Corduroy: Aaahhh!

Jim Hawkins: What's important now is we stay together.

Wreck-It Ralph: They'll never make it!

Jack Frost: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

(Jack Frost almost falls down just for the string being pulled in the tree branch after almost falling down)

(The humans are trying to fix Jim Hawkins, standing up to a cool dance move, Eilonwy ripping off Taran's shirtsleeve, the humans are flinching while Jim Hawkins attacks them and the Watchdogs are chasing after the humans)

Wreck-It Ralph: Incoming!

Jack Frost: Aaaaahhhh!

Title: Human Story 3.

Jack Frost: Where's Dipper?

(Dipper Pines comes in in anger because of his wet body)

Dipper Pines: You would not believe what I've been through tonight!

Tagline: Coming Soon to your computer.