Avenue Q nail polish/Nothing Ever Happens (from The Book of Pooh)

Cast

 * I Wish I Could Go Back to College as Piglet

Lyrics
I Wish I Could Go Back to College: Some people go to the ends of the Earth Just to see what they can see Some people climb to the top of the world I barely can climb up a tree

Some go on day trips to the North Pole And bring back a woozle to tell For me every day is exactly the same There's a world beyond my door With things I've never heard of to explore

I know these Hundred Acres and no more Where nothing ever happens to me And what ever happens to me? Nothing ever happens to me, to me

Some people spend time spelunking in caves Or snorkeling in coves on some lake Some folks go flying in hot-air balloons I usually fly by mistake

Some tour the world to have a look Me, I pretty much stick to the book Falling down's the only trip I took So nothing ever happens to me No matter what happens to me Nothing ever happens, huh

But, who knows, someday an adventure just may Happen to me, to me, to me.