Crayola Colors/Jerry Nelson: A 65th Birthday Celebration

Cast

 * Turquoise Blue as Zoot
 * Razzle Dazzle Rose as Annie Sue Pig
 * Blue-Green as Boober Fraggle
 * Banana Bonanza as Red Fraggle
 * Blue as Grover
 * Pacific Blue as Gonzo
 * Carnation Pink as Prairie Dawn
 * Fuchsia as Telly Monster
 * Beaver as Beauregard
 * Cerulean as Cookie Monster
 * Mango Tango as Zoe
 * Pink Flamingo as Miss Piggy
 * Yellow as Big Bird
 * Inchworm as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
 * Shamrock, Mountain Meadow, Jungle Green, Electric Lime, Forest Green, Granny Smith Apple and Sea Green as Doozers
 * Radical Red as Animal
 * Desert Sand as Uncle Traveling Matt
 * Unmellow Yellow as Bert
 * Atomic Tangerine as Ernie
 * Outrageous Orange as Fozzie Bear
 * Tickle Me Pink as Mokey Fraggle
 * Tumbleweed as Granny Bunny
 * Sky Blue as Sam the Eagle
 * Caribbean Green as Kermit the Frog
 * Fern as Grundgetta
 * Red as Elmo
 * Fuzzy Wuzzy as Baby Bear
 * Chestnut as Rizzo the Rat
 * Gray, Silver and Manatee as Chickens
 * Shocking Pink as Beaker
 * Magenta as Clifford
 * Yellow-Green as Wembley Fraggle
 * Asparagus as Oscar the Grouch
 * Robin's Egg Blue as Rosita
 * Tan as Waldorf

Lyrics
Turquoise Blue: Hey, where's Purple Pizzazz? I need to give him my lines.

Razzle Dazzle Rose: I'm here for the recording.

Blue-Green: Hey, Yellow-Green? Where's Yellow-Green? I can't find him. Yellow-Green?

Banana Bonanza: Well, he's gotta be here somewhere. He has got some singing to do.

Blue: Hey, uh, this is Blue. My name is Blue.

Pacific Blue: Yeah?

Blue: Hi. Could you, excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm just...

Pacific Blue: What?

Blue: Why are we here?

Pacific Blue: Beats me.

Blue: Hm?

Pacific Blue: Hey! Whoa! Are you the Sesame Street Muppets? This is cool!

Carnation Pink: That is correct.

Pacific Blue: Hey, listen. Get together afterwards and we'll do some alphabet and stuff.

Carnation Pink: Um, no thank you, Pacific Blue. You frightened me.

Courage: The Muppet Show Band! Purple Pizzazz! You're the man, Purple Pizzazz! You're the man!

Beaver: Are you really the Cerulean?

Cerulean: Yeah.

Beaver: Could I have a cookie?

Cerulean: No.

Pacific Blue: Hey, Cerulean! What do you say we get together and talk about compulsion? (laughing)

Cerulean: Compul-wha? Me no understand.

Mango Tango: Hi! Hi. My name is Mango Tango. Who are you?

Pink Flamingo: Pink Flamingo.

Mango Tango: You're Pink who?

Pink Flamingo: Pink Flamingo.

Mango Tango: Pink Flaming?

Pink Flamingo: That's Pink Flamingo.

Mango Tango: Oh, oh. Pink Flamingo? Are you famous? Oh, I don't know you.

Pink Flamingo: You're from the children's show thing, weren't you with little puppets? Very cute. Pretty charming.

Banana Bonanza: Hey, Yellow! How's the weather up there? (laughing)

Yellow: Huh?

Banana Bonanza: Or should I say how's the feathers up there? (laughing)

Yellow: Oh. (laughing) That's funny.

Inchworm: Well, now, are you the real Yellow? Your feathers are so fluffy. (laughing)

Yellow: Why, thank you.

Shamrock: Uh, uh. Watch where you step there. Shamrock, Mountain Meadow, Jungle Green, Electric Lime, Forest Green, Granny Smith Apple and Sea Green down here. No, down here. Shamrock, Mountain Meadow, Jungle Green, Electric Lime, Forest Green, Granny Smith Apple and Sea Green. Mind the Shamrock, Mountain Meadow, Jungle Green, Electric Lime, Forest Green, Granny Smith Apple and Sea Green.

Radical Red: RADICAL RED!!!!! RADICAL RED!!!! RADICAL RED!!!! (panting) WHO YOU?????!!!!

Desert Sand: Ahem. Excuse me, I'm looking for my little nephew, Sunset Orange? I was told that he might be here, but I can't find him.

Radical Red: Sorry.

Desert Sand: Don't that be all? I wonder where he is?

Unmellow Yellow: (laughing) Hi. Have you seen...I don't know you, but have you seen uh, Atomic Tangerine?

Desert Sand: Who?

Unmellow Yellow: Atomic Tangerine. He's kind of a fat guy.

Atomic Tangerine: Yeah, I'm here. Ready to go! (laughing)

Outrageous Orange: Wocka Wocka Wocka! Outrageous Orange here. Boy, you know what? You sound like me.

Unmellow Yellow: (laughing) No, you sound like me. Wait a minute. This is weird.

Outrageous Orange: (laughing)

Tickle Me Pink: Hello. Hi. Hello there. Oh, my name is Tickle Me Pink. I'm from Fraggle Rock.

Tumbleweed: And this is uh, Tumbleweed, but nobody remembers me, so I'll just go over to the corner and mope.

Sky Blue: I do not understand what the hell is going on here.

Caribbean Green: All right, okay, everybody. May I have your attention, please?

Sky Blue: Oh, quiet, guys.

Razzle Dazzle Rose: It's Caribbean Green. Caribbean Green.

Mountain Meadow: Quiet, quiet down. I can't see.

Caribbean Green: Hey, I wanted to thank all of you for coming to this recording session. Uh, Yellow, are all the Sesame Street Muppets here?

Blue: Uh, yes sir, yes. Blue here.

Mango Tango: I'm here. I'm here. Can you see me? Mango Tango's here!

Cerulean: Yeah, me here! Me here!

Unmellow Yellow: (laughing) Unmellow Yellow's here.

Atomic Tangerine: Mmmm hmmm. We're both here. (laughing)

Unmellow Yellow: Yeah.

Fuchsia: This is Fuchsia right here. (laughing)

Grundgetta: Yeah, yeah. We're here!

Fuchsia: All right!

Yellow: It looks like we're all here, Caribbean Green! (laughing)

Red: Wait, wait, wait! Red doesn't see Asparagus!

Carnation Pink: Oh, no! Asaparagus's missing! Where could Asparagus be?

Fuzzy Wuzzy: Maybe he's feeling too grouchy to sing a song.

Fern: Asparagus's always too grouchy to sing a song!

Cerulean: Oh, he not grouchy. He's just Asparagus. Come on.

Mango Tango: I think Zach will sing a song. I'll talk to him.

Blue: Look here, wait, we should respect his feelings. Certainly.

Fuchsia: Asparagus will sing or I'll give him noogies up the kazoo!

Unmellow Yellow: That's okay with me. (laughing)

Chestnut: Well, the Muppet Show Muppets are ready to rock!

Everyone: Yeah!

Pacific Blue: Yeah, let's rock! (laughing)

Outrageous Orange: Yes, sir! I'm ready to rock! Wocka wocka! The bear is ready!

Pink Flamingo: I won't actually rock. I will join in, but I don't believe I will rock. It's not very ladylike.

Inchworm: Oh, hoo hoo. Shocking Pink and I are ready, right, Shocking Pink?

Shocking Pink: Meep meep meep mee mee mo!

Radical Red: ROCK!!!! ROCK!!! ROCK!!!! ROCK!!!!!

Sky Blue: No, I don't think I've ever actually been prepared to rock in my life.

Razzle Dazzle Rose: Oh, this is just like old times.

Magenta: Yeah, we've got the whole Muppet Show band here.

Radical Red: RADICAL RED PLAYS DRUMS!!!! DRUMS!!! DRUMS!!! DRUMS!!! (panting)

Banana Bonanza: Hey, music, everybody!

Pacific Blue: Oh, cool!

Fuchsia: Ooh, the whole band. I've never worked with the Muppet Show before.

Turquoise Blue: Hey, we're ready. Wait, wait, wait a minute. Where's Purple Pizzazz?

Blue: Oh, really? The Muppet Show. I, I used to watch that when it was popular.

Yellow-Green: Hey, Caribbean Green. Don't forget about us Fraggles.

Tickle Me Pink: Hello, Caribbean Green. We're all here. All us Fraggles.

Caribbean Green: Oh, how can I forget the Fraggles? You guys are terrific!

Desert Sand: Well, this is just lovely. This is going to be so much fun.

Banana Bonanza: Woo hoo! Let's do it!

Yellow-Green: Yeah, yeah!

Tickle Me Pink: You tell them, Banana Bonanza!

Asparagus: Oh, those Fraggles are so cute! I can't stand it!

Everyone: Asparagus!

Desert Sand: Asparagus.

Outrageous Orange: Ah, is that Asparagus?

Sky Blue: Yes, I believe that is the children's show character Asparagus.

Fern: Oh, Asparagus!

Red: Asparagus! Red knew you would come!

Asparagus: Listen, flipper face! Just exactly why did you call us all here anyway?

Caribbean Green: Uh, well, Asparagus, we've got a little song to sing for one of our very favorite people. Everybody got your music?

Chestnut: Yeah, yeah! Sure!

Pacific Blue: Yeah, we've got it!

Banana Bonanza: Who needs music? Let's just sing!

Mango Tango: Yeah! I've got my music!

Sky Blue: Um, I do not have my music. I do not want my music.

Blue: I've got my sheet of music. Yes, I have mine.

Fuchsia: I'm ready.

Cerulean: Yeah, yeah. Got me music here!

Unmellow Yellow: Uh, yes. I'm prepared to wail.

Razzle Dazzle Rose: Oh, this is fantastic singing with all you guys.

Turquoise Blue: What key? What key?

Fern: I've got the music, but I ain't singing.

Fuchsia: Fern!

Tickle Me Pink: Oh, yeah. We're ready. We've got it. Okay, let's go!

Razzle Dazzle Rose: We hope it goes okay. This is so terribly important.

Caribbean Green: Then let's do it! Radical Red, a drum roll, please!

Radical Red: DRUM ROLL!!!! DRUM ROLL!!!! DRUM ROLL!!!!! (breathing)

Caribbean Green: It's the Muppet birthday song with our very special guest star, Mr. Jerry Nelson!

Everyone: Yeah!!!!

Chestnut: So cute.

Blue: Oh, this is very cute music.

Pacific Blue: Man, this is great! I love it! (laughing)

Sky Blue: Oh, I have never liked this music!

Red: It's Jerry Nelson's birthday.

Forest Green: It got here awfully quick.

Carnation Pink: So we composed this tribute.

Chestnut: Though we know it ain't real slick!

Fuzzy Wuzzy: We simply want to tell him.

Fuchsia: Without a lot of fuss!

Atomic Tangerine: That he is very special.

Unmellow Yellow: And he means the world to us.

Atomic Tangerine: Very good, Unmellow Yellow.

Unmellow Yellow: Thank you, Atomic Tangerine. (laughing)

Banana Bonanza: Come on, Yellow-Green. It's your turn!

Blue-Green: Yeah, go, Yellow-Green! (laughing)

Yellow-Green: Now Jerry is a master of many different things.

Robin's Egg Blue: His acting is terrific!

Magenta and Razzle Dazzle Rose : And we love the way he sings.

Banana Bonanza: He's Gobo.

Caribbean Green: Robin.

Blue: Herry.

Electric Lime: Floyd.

Robin's Egg Blue: The Count.

Pacific Blue: And Scred.

Razzle Dazzle Rose: And Pops.

Granny Smith Apple: Lew Zealand.

Fern: Trash Heap.

Fuchsia: Mumford.

Yellow: Wow! The list just never stops!

Everyone: Oh, Jerry's extraordinary so let's not tear him to wish him one in every way. 'Cause our friend Jerry's so great, it's scary so let's be merry and celebrate his special day.

Caribbean Green: Ladies and gentlemen, the Muppet Show Band.

Everyone: (cheering)

Pink Flamingo: Caribbean Green, isn't this my solo?

Cerulean: No, no, it's instrumental break, Pink Flamingo.

Banana Bonanza: Can I break some instruments?

Robin's Egg Blue: So who's Jerry?

Razzle Dazzle Rose: Oh, he's the cutie pie with the beard!

Carnation Pink: You know, I've always had a crush on Jerry.

Mango Tango: I love you, Jerry. (laughing)

Fern: Oh, yuck!

Everyone: Oh, Jerry's extraordinary so let's not tear him to wish him one in every way.

Radical Red: DRUM SOLO!!!!!!!!

Everyone: 'Cause our friend Jerry's so great, it's scary so let's be merry and celebrate his special day.

Everyone: (cheering)

Banana Bonanza: Whoo hoo! Let's hear it for Jerry!

Pacific Blue: Yeah!

Tan: It's Jerry Nelson's birthday, huh? And they called us old geezers? (laughing)

Caribbean Green: Happy birthday, Jerry!

Razzle Dazzle Rose: That was quite good, really.