Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/Bert is Sick (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Big Bird Yellow as Bert
 * Zoe Pumpkin as Ernie

Transcript
Zoe Pumpkin: Big Bird Yellow! Big Bird Yellow! Oh, Big Bird Yellow. What are you doing in bed?

Big Bird Yellow: Achoo!

Zoe Pumpkin: Gesundheit, Big Bird Yellow. You know, I just heard that somebody in the neighborhood has a terrible cold.

Big Bird Yellow: You don't say, Zoe Pumpkin. Achoo!

Zoe Pumpkin: Mm hmm. Well, I don't know who it is, but I wanna find out quick, because I wanna stay away from him, whoever it is 'cause I don't wanna catch his cold, Big Bird Yellow. See, I got this book here. It's my handy "How to Tell If Somebody's Sick" book.

Big Bird Yellow: That's wonderful, Zoe Pumpkin.

Zoe Pumpkin: Mm hmm. And I'm gonna find out who it is that's sick. Let's see...

Big Bird Yellow: Listen, Zoe Pumpkin. I can tell you who is sick...

Zoe Pumpkin: Uh, move your feet, Big Bird Yellow, so I can sit on the end of the bed here, okay?

Big Bird Yellow: Oh, Zoe Pumpkin.

Zoe Pumpkin: Uh, huh. Now let's see. Oh, here it is. It says here, "People who are sick usually get into bed, even if it's in the middle of the day."

Big Bird Yellow: Hey, straighten out my blanket before me, will you, Zoe Pumpkin?

Zoe Pumpkin: Mm hmm. Sure. Here you go.

Big Bird Yellow: Okay, thank you and will could you give me a thermometer, Zoe Pumpkin? I wanna put it in my mouth.

Zoe Pumpkin: Yeah, okay. Here you go, Big Bird Yellow. Okay, now I'm gonna go look out in the window here and see who might be in bed, even though it's in the middle of the day. Hmmm...gee, everybody we know seems to be outside today. I don't see anybody who's missing who might be at home and in bed. I better check the book again. (humming)

Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin.

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh, here it is. The book also says "People who are sick often take their temperature."

Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin, the thermometer.

Zoe Pumpkin: Uh, gee whiz, Big Bird Yellow. I'm trying to figure out who's sick and you keep interrupting me.

Big Bird Yellow: The thermometer.

Zoe Pumpkin: You want me to take the thermometer of your mouth? There.

Big Bird Yellow: Yeah. Okay, now, Zoe Pumpkin, what does it say? Give me the bad news.

Zoe Pumpkin: Uh, it says about a hundred.

Big Bird Yellow: Aw! It sounds so...

Zoe Pumpkin: Now will you quit bothering me so I can found out who might be sick around here? Let's see, it says here, "People who have colds..."

Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin, the orange juice. The juice, please.

Zoe Pumpkin: Ssshhhh! Quiet, Big Bird Yellow. "People who have colds usually drink lots and lots of juice."

Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin, will you give me some of that juice? A-choo. You know, the juice.

Zoe Pumpkin: Big Bird Yellow, Big Bird Yellow, what's the matter with you, Big Bird Yellow? You've been acting strange all day, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: I've...I've been...I've been act...? I'm sick!

Zoe Pumpkin: What's the matter, Big Bird Yellow?

Big Bird Yellow: I'm sick, Zoe Pumpkin! Look at me! I'm in bed, I have a fever, I'm drinking juice, (sneezes) I'm sneezing (coughs) and I'm coughing! I'm sick, Zoe Pumpkin! Can't you tell that?

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh, yeah? You're sick!

Big Bird Yellow: I'm sick.

Zoe Pumpkin: Big Bird Yellow, you're sick! Then you caught it. Why, you must know who it is who's sick. Who it is, Big Bird Yellow? Tell me who it is, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: Oh, no.