12 Days of Christmas (Friturtoons version)

The 12 Pains of Christmas is a Friturtoons song.

Lyrics
Sung by Bob Rivers and the cast of Friturtoons

Strand VCI Records

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Ash Ketchum: Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

James: Automated filters

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Toad (brakevan):

Sending Christmas cards

The Administrators of this Wiki!

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Five months of bills!

Sending Christmas cards

Warnings!

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Morgana: Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Oh, I hate those Christmas cards! Hangovers Rigging up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: The Fat Controller: The Salvation Army Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards Oh, geez! I'm tryin' to rig up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree

The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me: Wario: I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!! Charities, And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!? Five months of bills! Oh, making out these cards Honey, get me a beer, huh? What, we have no extension cords?!? And finding a Christmas tree

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Ten Cents: Finding parking spaces DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!! Donations! Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Writing out those Christmas cards Hangovers! Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!? And finding a Christmas tree

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: The children in the show: "Batteries Not Included" No parking spaces BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!! Get a job, ya bum! Oh, facing my in-laws! Five months of bills! Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards Oh, geez, look at this! One light goes out, they ALL go out!!! And finding a Christmas tree

The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me: Bushroot: Stale TV specials "Batteries Not Included" No parking spaces DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!! Charities! She's a witch...I hate her! Five months of bills! Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people! Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh? Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!! And finding a Christmas tree

The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me: Entire cast: Singing Christmas carols Stale TV specials "Batteries Not Included" No parking?!? WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH! Charities! Gotta make 'em dinner! Five months of bills! I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it! Shut up, you! FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!! And finding a Christmas tree