Muppets/Big Bad Mess (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Rowlf the Dog as Telly Monster
 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
 * Beautiful Day Monster, Luncheon Counter Monster, Behemoth and Big Mean Carl as Four Grouches Named Moe

Lyrics
Rowlf the Dog: Sam! Oh, Sam! Hello, Sam! I've got some news for you. Hey, Sam! Hey, Sam! Hey.

Sam the Eagle: Yes. I've got some news for you. Scram.

Rowlf the Dog: Sam, I'm starting a singing group and I want you, my good friend, to be in it.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, what singing group?

Rowlf the Dog: "Rowlf and the Pianists". Come on, Sam, we'll wear sparkly outfits. We'll sing all over Sesame Street. No, no, all over the world and we'll sing all of my favorite piano songs, like "Row, Row, Row Your Piano", "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Piano", "Old McDonald Had a Piano". It'll be great.

Sam the Eagle: Well, it sounded a little on the ivory to me, Rowlf.

Rowlf the Dog: Will you do it, Sam? Rowlf and the Pianists needs you.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, gee, it's a hard offer to refuse, but no!

Rowlf the Dog: Aw, come on, Sam. Why won't you be in my group?

Sam the Eagle: Why? Because I have my own group.

Rowlf the Dog: You've got a singing group?

Sam the Eagle: Sure, it's called "Four Monsters Named Moe and Sam".

Rowlf the Dog: "Four Monsters Named Moe and Sam"?

Sam the Eagle: And here comes the Four Monsters Named Moe now.

Luncheon Counter Monster: Hi, Sam.

Sam the Eagle: Hey, Moe.

Behemoth: Hi.

Sam the Eagle: Hi, Moe.

Beautiful Day Monster: Hi, Sam.

Sam the Eagle: Hey, Moe.

Big Mean Carl: Hello.

Sam the Eagle: Hey, Moe.

Rowlf the Dog: Hey, there are Four Monsters Named Moe and Sam.

Sam the Eagle: Okay, Four Monsters Named Moe, let's practice our new song, "Big Bad Mess". Hit it! (singing) Take out the garbage!

Beautiful Day Monster: Take out the trash!

Luncheon Counter Monster: Add some cornbeef.

Behemoth and Big Mean Carl : A tire and some hash.

Sam the Eagle: Pour on some grease.

Beautiful Day Monster: And an old torn dress.

Luncheon Counter Monster: Now stir it all up until you got a...

Everyone: Big bad mess. Big mess.

Beautiful Day Monster: (scatting)

Everyone: Big bad mess.

Beautiful Day Monster: (scatting)

Everyone: Big mess.

Beautiful Day Monster: (scatting)

Everyone: Big bad mess.

Beautiful Day Monster: (scatting)

Luncheon Counter Monster: It's yucky. It's gooey.

Behemoth and Big Mean Carl : And sometimes very chewy.

Everyone: Big bad mess.

Beautiful Day Monster: What a mess.

Everyone: Big bad mess.

Beautiful Day Monster: Oh, what a mess.

Everyone: (scatting) Big bad mess.

Beautiful Day Monster: Hey, you wanna join our group?

Luncheon Counter Monster: Yeah, you can hit the garbage with a stick!

Behemoth: While we sing here.

Big Mean Carl: Yeah, then we can be "Four Monsters Named Moe and Sam and a Dog".

Rowlf the Dog: Oh, well, thanks, uh, Moe, Moe and Moe and...

Beautiful Day Monster: Moe.

Rowlf the Dog: Moe. But uh, I have a dream that I must follow. Somewhere, somehow, I will find singers to be in my group, "Rowlf and the Pianists".

Beautiful Day Monster: There goes a dog with a dream.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah, okay, uh, Moe, uh, Moe, Moe and uh, uh, Moe. Uh, let's try it again, but with a little less harmony, huh? (singing) Take out the garbage!

Beautiful Day Monster: Take out the trash!