Sesame Street/Teenager in Love (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Big Bird as Kermit the Frog
 * The Teenager as Connie Stevens
 * Bruno the Trashman, Dexter and Garbo Gorilla as The Mutations
 * Gilbert and Sullivan as Statler and Waldorf

Lyrics
Big Bird: This is Big Bird, your favorite jock, with all the top tunes of today spinning merrily out your way stacks and stacks of wax and wax, and this is a golden oldie, a blast from the past, The fabulous The Teenager and Bruno the Trashman, Dexter and Garbo Gorilla with a platter that mattered way back in 1956, Let's lock on "Teenager In Love," Connie, you're on!

The Teenager: Each time we have a quarrel It almost breaks my heart 'Cause I'm so afraid That we will have to part

Each night I ask the stars up above Why must I be a teenager in love

I cried a tear for nobody but you I'll be a lonely one If you should say we're through Well if you want to make me cry That won't be so hard to do If you should say goodbye I'd still go on loving you

Each night I ask the stars up above Why must I be a teenager in love Why must I be a teenager in love

Gilbert: Ah, how poignant, I remember being a teenager in love.

Sullivan: Yeah, but Queen Victoria wouldn't have you!