Mr. Conductor Meets Theodore Tugboat

Based on the Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Movies and all those Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Series, Mr. Conductor Meets Theodore Tugboat is a crossover series featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor in the Theodore Tugboat series. Each episode will feature one or two Thomas stories. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-6 can be used. No stories from Seasons 7-present are not allowed.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Gets Tricked

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: [appears] Hello, you must be Theodore Tugboat. Right?
 * Theodore: Um, yes. But who are you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service.
 * Theodore: Hello, Mr. Conductor. Did you work here at the Big Harbour?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, dear no, I work and live at Shining Time Station at the Indian Valley Railroad.
 * Theodore: Oh, I'm the new tugboat. I thought that you do work here.
 * Mr. Conductor: It’s okay, Theodore. Still, it's nice to meet you. You see, I pay visits here at the Big Harbour to visit my new friends here. And my new friends are the other tugboats, whom I think you would like meet.
 * Theodore: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I’m sure you would. Say, do you like stories?
 * Theodore: Yes, I do love stories.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, would you like me to tell you a story?
 * Theodore: Sure, I guess so.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well. This is a story about my friend Thomas the Tank Engine. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins)
 * After the story…
 * Theodore: Wow! What a story! Thomas seems like a very nice engine to be friends with me!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I quite agree to that, Theodore.
 * Theodore: Hey, would you like to come with me to see around the harbor, so that I can get used to it since I just got here?
 * Mr. Conductor: Why, of course, I’d be glad too!

Trivia

 * This is the very first episode of this series.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas Gets Tricked to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Cranky Bugs

Trivia

 * This is the first episode to feature a Thomas story told by Alec Baldwin.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Cranky Bugs to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Granpuff

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Granpuff to Theodore and R. Boat in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Scaredy Engines

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Scaredy Engines to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Attraction (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (told by Alec Baldwin)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Special Attraction to Foduck in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach to Foduck as a reward for saving George and just getting this V-word in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Jack Jumps In

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Jack Jumps In to Theodore and Hank in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Woolly Bear (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Thomas and the Rumors (told by Alec Baldwin)

Quote 1

 * Narrator: When Hank turned back to the mermaid, she was gone again!
 * Hank: Now that was the strangest thing.
 * Narrator: He thought.
 * Mr. Conductor: (appears) Hello, Hank. Theodore just told me that you saw a mermaid here and she was not here.
 * Hank: Well, I did, and I know I saw her here. I did make up a lot of stories that are untrue to my friends, Mr. Conductor. And now no one would ever believe me again!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, if you ask me, I think that your mermaid and your stories are starting to sound pretty much like rumors.
 * Hank: Rumors?
 * Mr. Conductor: You shouldn't spread rumors and believe in them, Hank. Think of what happened to Thomas and his friends when they did it.
 * Hank: Thomas?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Hank. You really should listen carefully to this story. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Rumors begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Woolly Bear to Theodore, Hank, George, Foduck and Emily in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas and the Rumors to Hank in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise
 * 2) Edward's Exploit

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Percy's Promise to George and Theodore in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Edward's Exploit to George, Theodore, Foduck and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Gets Bumped

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas Gets Bumped to Foduck in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Donald and Douglas
 * 2) Pop Goes the Diesel

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Donald and Douglas to Theodore in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Pop Goes the Diesel to Theodore, Hank, George, Foduck and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Percy, James and the Fruitful Day

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Percy, James and the Fruitful Day to Theodore and Hank in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Snow (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) The Flying Kipper (told by George Carlin)

Quote 1

 * George: It’s all my fault. I wanted to be in charge, but I guess I didn’t do what I was supposed to do.
 * Foduck: Me too.
 * Theodore: And me.
 * Narrator: And then Emily agreed.
 * Hank: Oh, and also me.
 * Mr. Conductor: I know you’re all to blame, my five dear tugboat friends. But you must remember that no matter what, we go through all sorts of obstacles to do what must do to get the job done, even if means taking charge of it. Take Henry and the Flying Kipper, for example.
 * Foduck: Henry?
 * Hank: What's a “Flying Kipper”?
 * George: And how can that big green engine and this “Flying Kipper” have to do with this?
 * Emily: I just don’t understand.
 * Theodore: We all don’t understand, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: I’ll tell you tugs all about it, and you five will understand. (He blows his whistle and the story, The Flying Kipper begins)
 * After the story…
 * George: I understand, Mr. Conductor. Henry did a good job pulling the Flying Kipper, despite getting into a terrible accident. We should have done what we’re supposed to do, just like he did.
 * Foduck: And Henry has set up a very good example to us.
 * Theodore: I agree.
 * Emily: Me too.
 * Hank: Oh, and also me.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Snow to Theodore, Hank, George, Foduck, Emily and the Dispatcher in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells The Flying Kipper to Theodore, Hank, George, Foduck and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Haunted Henry

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Haunted Henry to Theodore and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * A Big Day for Thomas

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells A Big Day for Thomas to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Meets the Queen

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas Meets the Queen to Theodore, Hank, George, Foduck and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward the Really Useful Engine (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Old Iron (told by George Carlin)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Edward the Really Useful Engine to Theodore and Bluenose in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Old Iron to Theodore, Foduck and Bluenose in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Gordon Takes a Dip

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Gordon Takes a Dip to Theodore and Hank in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables
 * 2) Trouble in the Shed

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells both stories to Theodore, Hank, George, Foduck and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Trouble With Mud (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (told by Alec Baldwin)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells both stories to Theodore, Hank, George, Foduck and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Double Trouble

Trivia

 * This is the season 1 finale.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Double Trouble to Theodore, Hank, George, Foduck and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Faulty Whistles

Trivia

 * This is the Season 2 premiere.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Faulty Whistles to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Percy's Ghostly Trick

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: George, if you don't believe Theodore about the ghost, why don't you think it's not real?
 * George: Because I say so. I really want to believe Theodore, but I just can't. Because I love being the tug who is always right about things.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Thomas said the same thing just like you.
 * George: Really? So, Thomas doesn't believe ghosts are real?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but his best friend Percy plays a ghostly trick on him.
 * George: He did? How?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you, George, but beware. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy's Ghostly Trick begins)
 * After the story...
 * George: I think Thomas was silly to imagine that Percy was really a ghost.
 * Mr. Conductor: Our imaginations usually fill up more at night than they do in the daytime, and Thomas’s certainly did that night.
 * George: Well, I’m not scared of that story at all, but thanks for it, anyway. Now, we must find stuff that have washed up from the storm.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Percy’s Ghostly Trick to George in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas, Percy and the Squeak

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas, Percy and the Squeak to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: (appear) Hello, Theodore and Hank, I just heard that you both are now working in the night shift.
 * Theodore: Yes, Mr. Conductor. We never work at the night shift before. I want to know what is like.
 * Hank: Me too.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the Big Harbor night shift is about the same as the night shift we have on the Island of Sodor.
 * Hank: You mean, the engines on Sodor also work all night, too?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, Hank. The most important night shift job Thomas and Percy love to do is pull the mail train.
 * Theodore: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, indeed they do. But the other day, they thought they wouldn’t have them anyone.
 * Hank: Night shifts?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, mail trains. I’ll tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train begins)
 * After the story…
 * Theodore: So, on the Island of Sodor, the mail still goes by train.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, it does, Theodore.
 * Hank: Even during the night shift?
 * Mr. Conductor: Certainly.

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor is also staying up all night to help some of his owl friends and other nocturnal friends.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train to Theodore and Hank in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby Had a Little Lamb (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) A Cow on the Line (told by George Carlin)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Toby Had a Little Lamb to Hank, George, Foduck and Emily in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells A Cow on the Line to Theodore, Hank, Foduck and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Toad Stands By

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Toad Stands By to Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Something in the Air

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Something in the Air to George in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * James Learns a Lesson

Quotes

 * Hank: It might have been a mistake.
 * Theodore: The Dispatcher? Make a mistake? The Dispatcher doesn’t make mistakes!
 * Mr. Conductor: But everybody makes mistakes, Theodore, but it’s hard to admit when you made a mistake. Looked what happened to James the Big Red Engine.
 * Theodore: James?
 * Hank: How can James make mistakes, too?
 * Theodore: I bet James was mistaking punishing someone who did something wrong.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, he’s not punishing anybody, but he is running too fast for the coaches. Come on, I’ll tell you two what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, James Learns a Lesson begins)
 * After the story…
 * Hank: You know, Mr. Conductor, I wish the Dispatcher could have heard that story, then maybe he’ll start to learn from his mistake the way James did, then he’ll apologize to you, Theodore.
 * Mr. Conductor: I quite agree, Hank.
 * Theodore: But I still believe that the Dispatcher doesn’t make mistakes at all!

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells James Learns a Lesson to Theodore and Hank in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Make Someone Happy

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Make Someone Happy to Theodore, George, Foduck and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Daisy

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Emily to ??? in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Edward Helps Out

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Foduck, helping your friends and looking out for danger here in the Big Harbor sure can feel great. You know who I think you'd be good friends with?
 * Foduck: No, who?
 * Mr. Conductor: Edward, from the Island of Sodor.
 * Foduck: Really, that old blue tender engine, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Foduck. I think it's time I told you about how Edward helped Gordon when he was stuck on a hill. Maybe it will cheer you up. (He blows his whistle and the story, Edward Helps Out begins)
 * After the story…
 * Foduck: Well, despite that not being thanked by Gordon, Edward did feel good after helping him like that.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, and like I said earlier helping your friends here and looking out for danger here in the Big Harbor sure can feel great, and special, too.
 * Foduck: But I’ve been everywhere in the Big Harbour and there’s nothing for me to do! I just wish I could go out in the ocean!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I would think twice, Foduck. You’d be surprised what could happen here in the Big Harbour that could use some safety. You’ll see. (disappears)
 * Foduck: (thinking) Maybe Mr. Conductor is right. Maybe staying in the harbor wouldn’t be so bad. Maybe there are lots of things for a harbor safety tug to do.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Edward Helps Out to Foduck in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * A Proud Day for James

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells A Proud Day for James to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Middle Engine (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) One Good Turn (told by George Carlin)

Quote 1

 * Theodore: I don't like being the middle tugboat, Mr. Conductor. Especially with my very good friends, George and Emily.
 * Mr. Conductor: It's kinda hard getting used to the middle of everything. Percy and James encountered that problem that was similar to yours, only with diesels.
 * Theodore: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Theodore, let me tell you about them. (He blows his whistle and the story, Middle Engine begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Middle Engine to Theodore in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells One Good Turn to George, Emily and Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Mavis to Carla, Theodore, Hank, Emily, George and Foduck in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Toby's Tightrope to Carla, Theodore and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas, Percy and the Dragon

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas, Percy and the Dragon to Theodore, Hank, Foduck, George and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves a Point
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Percy Proves a Point to Theodore, Hank, Foduck, George, Emily and the Dispatcher in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas and Bertie's Great Race to George and Bobby in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Wrong Road

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Wrong Road to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday to Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Time for Trouble

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Time for Trouble to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * A Big Surprise for Percy

Quotes

 * Foduck: Did it really make you feel good inside, Theodore?
 * Theodore: Very good.
 * Mr. Conductor: Theodore is right, Foduck. And sometimes we want a change of pace from the same routine every chance we get, even by surprise! That’s what Percy learned one day.
 * Foduck: Really? What did Percy do?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Big Surprise for Percy begins)
 * After the story…
 * Foduck: So, Percy just wanted a different change of pace from his work, and him chasing freight cars was a surprise? And he felt good inside about it?
 * Mr. Conductor: That’s right, Foduck, and it’s okay with him.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 2 finale.
 * Mr. Conductor tells A Big Surprise for Percy to Foduck in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty and the Boulder (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Heroes (told by George Carlin)

Quote 1

 * Narrator: Hank floated sadly towards home.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Hank, being quiet all the time must be harder than being chased by a boulder.
 * Hank: Yes. Maybe you could be... Wait, a boulder? Um, I don't know what you're talking about.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Hank, I will tell you the whole story while we head back to the Big Harbor. (He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty and the Boulder begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: Wow, that was a scary story about a very strange boulder. Rusty never stops thinking about it. And I think he is right. That boulder must have been given less respect on his old mountain.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Hank.
 * Hank: Thanks for the story, Mr. Conductor. I do feel a little better.
 * Mr. Conductor: You’re welcome, but now let's head home to the Big Harbor and we still must be quiet like the Dispatcher said.
 * Hank: Yes, all right, Mr. Conductor.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 3 premiere.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Rusty and the Boulder to Hank in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Heroes to Hank, Theodore, George and the Dispatcher in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Rusty to the Rescue

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Rusty to the Rescue to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * No Joke for James

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells No Joke for James to Theodore and the Dispatcher in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Jack Frost

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Jack Frost to Theodore and Hank in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Donald's Duck

Quotes

 * Theodore: George isn't having any fun today. I wish I knew what to do.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, we can try to trick George. Let me think.
 * Theodore: But how, Mr. Conductor? What would Thomas and his friends do?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now that's a thought. Did I ever tell you about Donald's Duck?
 * Hank: Like Donald Dock?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, Hank. (slowly) Donald’s Duck.
 * Theodore: Donald's Duck?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now there's a story about trickery if there ever was one. I'll tell you tugs the story now. It might help us think of a tricky idea. (He blows his whistle and the story, Donald's Duck begins)
 * After the story…
 * Theodore: So, they did trick Donald with a duck! But what can we use?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, we can't use a duck.
 * Hank: I think the only thing it’ll make George happy as if Big Harbour Fools Day was over.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Donald’s Duck to Theodore, Hank, Emily and Foduck in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * A Bad Day for Sir Handel

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells A Bad Day for Sir Handel to ?? in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Down the Mine

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Down the Mine to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Whistles and Sneezes

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: (appears) Hello, Hank. I just heard that you have a bad case of the hiccups today.
 * Hank: Yes, I *hic* do, Mr. Conductor. *hic* Do you know how to cure *hic* them?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, I might have thought of something that can cure your hiccups.
 * Hank: Really? *hic* Can I *hic* guess?
 * Mr. Conductor: Go right ahead.
 * Hank: *hic* A Thomas Story? *hic*
 * Mr. Conductor: Right you are, Hank.
 * Hank: Well, *hic* what’s the story *hic* about?
 * Mr. Conductor: This is the story about Henry the Green Engine. He had an accident and came back from the works with a wonderful new shape. I warned you before that it had some sneezing in it, so stand back, Hank. (He blows his whistle and the story, Whistles and Sneezes begins)
 * After the story…
 * Mr. Conductor: Sometimes, a sneeze can come in handy.
 * Hank: Yes, I suppose that’s true, but I think my hiccups are gone. Thanks for the story.
 * (After a pause, Hank hiccupped a big hiccup.)
 * Hank: Uh, Mr. Conductor, I think *hic* the hiccups are still here. *hic*
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I’m off back to Shining Time Station, but I sure hope your hiccups will go away soon. Bye! (disappears)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Whistles and Sneezes to Hank in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Henry and the Elephant

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Henry and the Elephant to ?? in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Toby's Discovery

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Toby’s Discovery to Foduck and Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Lady Hatt's Birthday Party

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: (appears) Hello Theodore. You look very sad, what's the matter?
 * Theodore: Oh, hi, Mr. Conductor. I'm sad because today is my birthday, and I think my friends forgot about it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh. Cheer up my friend. I never forget your birthday. I know your birthday is today.
 * Theodore: Really? I'm glad you cared about me.
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course, I do, Theodore. I’m your friend. I think I have a story that will make you feel better.
 * Theodore: Really? What is it about?
 * Mr. Conductor: It’s about Sir Topham Hatt. He had to get his wife Lady Hatt's birthday party on time.
 * Theodore: Really? Tell me, please.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay, here we go. (He blows his whistle and the story, Lady Hatt's Birthday Party began)
 * After the story....
 * Theodore: Wow. That's nice for Sir Topham Hatt to makes his wife so special on her birthday, despite looking like a mess of himself.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, he did and Lady Hatt had a wonderful birthday.
 * Theodore: That story does make me feel better a little. But I'm still sad, what if my friends don’t like me anymore.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sure they do. They love you and they will always be your friend and they will never forget your birthday.
 * Theodore: Oh, thanks.
 * Mr. Conductor: You’re welcome. Oh, there's your friend Pearl coming. And happy birthday, Theodore.
 * Theodore: Thank you Mr. Conductor.
 * (Mr. Conductor disappears)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Lady Hatt's Birthday Party to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Double Teething Troubles

Quotes

 * Theodore: I'm so scared and can't stop going backwards, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't be afraid, Theodore. It's okay to hide from your friends, but you had to tell them why you are going backwards.
 * Theodore: I just can't do it.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, this reminds me of when a new diesel came to the Island of Sodor and he has “teething troubles.”
 * Theodore: “Teething troubles?”
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes.
 * Theodore: But what are “teething troubles?”
 * Mr. Conductor: Listen and let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Double Teething Troubles begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Double Teething Troubles to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Tender Engines

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: If I were you four tugs, I wouldn’t count on anything. Because all of this reminds me of what happened to Thomas’ friends Gordon and Henry.
 * Hank: You mean, Gordon and Henry both wanted a useless something? Like a big orange bumper?
 * Emily: Or a smokestack extension?
 * Theodore: Or a wind spinner?
 * Foduck: Or a siren that goes off randomly?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you four what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story Tender Engines begins)
 * After the story....
 * Hank: Man, Henry's been fooled!
 * Emily: Yeah, I feel sorry for him.
 * Foduck: Me too.
 * Theodore: Me three.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Henry really brought it on himself, didn’t he? He got all excited about the extra tenders, before he knew what they really were. He let himself get carried away. Just like your four let yourselves get carried away with these things you got from Scally.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Tender Engines to Theodore, Hank, Foduck and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas and Stepney

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Theodore and Cumberland, all of this reminds me of Thomas and his new friend Stepney.
 * Theodore: Really, Mr. Conductor? What happened?
 * Cumberland: Who is Thomas and Stepney?
 * Mr. Conductor: Theodore and Cumberland, let me tell you both how Thomas was first jealous then alright in the end. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and Stepney begins)
 * After the story...
 * Theodore: Now Stepney and Thomas are good friends indeed, like me and Emily.
 * Cumberland: And me and my special friend Conrad Explorer, as well.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas and Stepney to Theodore and Cumberland in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * The Diseasel

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells The Diseasel to Theodore, Hank, Foduck, George, Emily and Carla in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Train Stops Play

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Train Stops Play to ?? in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Elizabeth the Vintage Quarry Truck

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Elizabeth the Vintage Quarry Truck to ?? in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Special Funnel

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Special Funnel to Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Bulldog

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Bulldog to Emily and Constance in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Gordon Takes a Tumble

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Gordon Takes a Tumble to ?? in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Bulgy

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Bulgy to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Duck Takes Charge

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Duck Takes Charge to Theodore, George and Foduck in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Sleeping Beauty

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Sleeping Beauty to Theodore and R. Boat in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry!
 * 2) Henry to the Rescue

Quote 1

 * Narrator: It was going to be a very long night.
 * Mr. Conductor: (appears) What's the matter, Hank? You're supposed to be asleep now, but you seem very scared.
 * Hank: No. Well, yes. I'm scared of the dark. Now that Theodore's not here, I feel so lonely and scared and so I asked the Dispatcher to turn on the dock light to help me.
 * Mr. Conductor: I see. You are now afraid of the dark. I'm sorry about that, Hank.
 * Hank: That's all right, Mr. Conductor, but I was now wondering. Do any of the engines on the Island of Sodor get scared?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure, they do, Hank. In fact, I remember the time Henry the Big Green Engine is very afraid of the rain and stayed in a tunnel and refused to come out. Let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Come Out, Henry! begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: Wow, now I know how Henry feels, but it was so very sad that they just bricked him up and leave him there. Is Henry ever going to be let out of the tunnel?
 * Mr. Conductor: Henry needs quiet time to work his problems. I’ll tell you the rest of the story when he gets over being afraid.
 * Hank: Yes, okay, but…I'm still scared of the dark.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you what, my friend. I'll come back tomorrow night to see if I can help you more. Good night, Hank. (disappears)
 * Hank: (quietly) Yeah, good night, Mr. Conductor.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells both stories to Hank in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 2) A Close Shave for Duck

Trivia

 * This is the Season 3 finale.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Diesel’s Devious Deed to Hank, George, Foduck and Emily in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells A Close Shave for Duck to Theodore, Hank, George, Foduck, Emily and Petra in this episode.

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 * Henry's Forest

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Don't be so sad, Foduck. I'm sure the Dispatcher didn't mean to yell at you.
 * Foduck: Well, he did. And I think it must be because he doesn't like me anymore.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know Henry once was feeling hurt just like you.
 * Foduck: Why is Henry feeling hurt? Did someone yell at him, too?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, not exactly. He was feeling hurt because his favorite forest is almost destroyed by a big storm.
 * Foduck: His favorite forest?
 * Mr. Conductor: Listen here, Foduck and let me tell you about Henry's forest. (He blows his whistle and the story, Henry's Forest begins)
 * After the story...
 * Foduck: That was a very beautiful story, and I'm really glad that Henry's forest is restored and better again, but still I feel that the Dispatcher doesn’t like me anymore. Thanks for the story anyway, Mr. Conductor. (leaves)
 * Mr. Conductor: (to himself) I sure hope Foduck will feel any better. But I think I need to have a word with the Dispatcher first. (disappears)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 4 premiere.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Henry’s Forest to Foduck in this episode.

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 * Steamroller

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Steamroller to Theodore, Owan and Northumberland in this episode.

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 * Foolish Freight Cars

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Foolish Freight Cars to Theodore in this episode.

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 * The World's Strongest Engine

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells The World's Strongest Engine to ?? in this episode.

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 * Edward the Really Useful Engine (repeat)

Trivia

 * This is the only episode to have a repeated Thomas story.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Edward the Really Useful Engine to Digby in this episode.

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 * A New Friend for Thomas

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells A New Friend for Thomas to Theodore in this episode.

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 * James in a Mess

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells James in a Mess to George and Theodore in this episode.

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 * Salty's Secret

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Salty's Secret to Theodore and Rebecca in this episode.

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 * Rusty Saves the Day

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Rusty Saves the Day to ?? in this episode.

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 * Thomas and the Special Letter

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas and the Special Letter to Theodore and Dorothy Dory in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Passengers and Polish
 * 2) Gallant Old Engine

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Passengers and Polish to ?? in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Gallant Old Engine to ?? in this episode.

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 * All At Sea

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: (appears and notices Hank looking sad) Hank, I’ve seen happier faces in a frowning contest.
 * Hank: Mr. Conductor, ever since Theodore was happy to be on dry land at the repair dock, I am really missing him.
 * Mr. Conductor: How do you know that?
 * Hank: I was just about to arrive at the repair dock with this flagpole I found on the shore to show Theodore, but then I saw him, so happy, laughing and talking with that supply shed. Now I’m really beginning to think that Theodore never wants to come back to the Big Harbor with me and he’s my best friend.
 * Mr. Conductor: Hmm. Sounds like a lot like Duck in fact when one time he wished to go out to sea.
 * Hank: Really? Did Duck got his wish and stayed that way forever?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...why don’t I tell you what happened, and then you will find out. (He blows his whistle and the story, All At Sea begins)
 * After the story…
 * Hank: Well, that was a very beautiful ending to that story, and I am very glad that Duck realized that he is much happier being on rails, instead of being at sea.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, and I have a pretty good feeling that Theodore will come back to the Big Harbor.
 * Hank: You really think so, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, Hank. Theodore will be back where he truthfully belongs, you’ll see.
 * Hank: I hope you’re right.
 * Mr. Conductor: I know I am, Hank. (disappears)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells All At Sea to Hank in this episode.

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 * Terence the Tractor

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Terence the Tractor to Hank in this episode.

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 * Thomas and the Conductor

Quotes

 * Foduck: Theodore, I called you a “tug-a-lug”. I’m sorry. And I’m really sorry I ruined your docking. I was in a big rush because I want to get back to the harbor.
 * Mr. Conductor: That’s what happens when you get impatient, Foduck. You wanted to speed things up so you can go back to do what you want to do, but you end up making everyone rush, causing damage, and hurting them, as well.
 * Foduck: Um, does Thomas get impatient too, just like me?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, Foduck. In fact, one time, he got so impatient, he left his conductor behind. And we conductors don’t like to be left behind. I’ll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Conductor begins)
 * After the story…
 * Mr. Conductor: So you see, Foduck, just like you, Thomas wanted to rush things to be on time, but makes a mistake and learned from it.
 * Foduck: And Thomas said he was sorry. And I am really, really sorry to you, Theodore, for everything. So, maybe, maybe you should try and dock Shelburne again.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas and the Conductor to Foduck in this episode.

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 * A Scarf for Percy

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Sigrid, you said a green bumper, that's what you want?
 * Sigrid: Yes, but they won't let me get one.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Percy knows how you feel. Just like you, he wants something too.
 * Sigrid: Really? What did Percy want?
 * Mr. Conductor: He wanted a scarf, to keep himself warm in winter.
 * Sigrid: Oh, please tell me why Percy wants a scarf.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure, I will, Sigrid. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Scarf for Percy begins)
 * After the story...
 * Sigrid: Wow, even though Percy wanted a scarf, but he decides he doesn't want to have one after that accident.
 * Mr. Conductor: That's right, Sigrid.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells A Scarf for Percy to Sigrid in this episode.

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 * Henry's Special Coal

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Henry's Special Coal to Hank and Theodore in this episode.

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 * Percy and the Haunted Mine

Quotes

 * Foduck: You mean... Theodore really is scared of the houseboat.
 * Narrator: Said Foduck slowly.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, Foduck and you know, Theodore is feeling just like Percy the time he encounters the old haunted mine and what he thought are "naughty gnomes".
 * Foduck: Really, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, indeed Foduck, let me tell you what happened, and then you'll understand. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy and the Haunted Mine begins)
 * After the story...
 * Foduck: Thank goodness the mine is not haunted and scary at all once Percy knows that it was only old buildings falling in the mines.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yep, and Sir Topham Hatt is the one who told Percy that the gnomes are just garden gnomes and they bring good luck.
 * Foduck: Oh, I should have known Theodore really was scared of the houseboat. I didn't believe him at all... And I have not been a better friend to Theodore at all.
 * Narrator: Well, there was only one thing to do.

Trivia

 * The song, "What Am I Afraid Of?" from the Shining Time Station episode, Scare Dares is played in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Percy and the Haunted Mine to Foduck in this episode.

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 * Percy Takes the Plunge

Quotes

 * Shelburne: We’re ready for action.
 * Theodore: What do you think, Mr. Conductor? Do you think that Northumberland may be in trouble?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I think that maybe Northumberland may be exploring by himself. Everyone likes to do that every now and then, but your curiosity will get the better of you and wind up in big trouble. Like when Percy was working at the harbor.
 * Rebecca: Really? That little green tank engine?
 * Theodore: What did happen to Percy, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I’d be happy to tell you guys about it while we continue to look for Northumberland. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Takes the Plunge begins)
 * After the story…
 * Theodore: But it was the freight cars’ fault.
 * Mr. Conductor: Not really, Theodore. Percy should have known better than to trust them. He should have thought twice before he decided to go exploring out there.
 * Rebecca: I wish Northumberland could have learn that, too. Anyway, Northumberland is nowhere around here. Maybe, maybe he’s further out at the ocean.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Percy Takes the Plunge to Theodore, Rebecca and Shelburne in this episode.

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 * A Bad Day for Harold

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells A Bad Day for Harold to Theodore and Emily in this episode.

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 * Bulls Eyes

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Bulls Eyes to Emily and Sigrid in this episode.

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 * No Sleep for Cranky

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells No Sleep for Cranky to Theodore and Rebecca in this episode.

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 * Percy's Predicament

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Percy's Predicament to Theodore in this episode.

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 * The Fogman

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells The Fogman to Theodore, Lilly Lighthouse and Guysborough in this episode.

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 * Trouble for Thomas

Quotes

 * George: Well, I didn’t mean to scare him. I was only trying to be like a Navy Ship.
 * Mr. Conductor: George, if you thought you knew all about being a Navy Ship and protecting the oceans, then you were a lot like Thomas because he thought he knew all about Troublesome Trucks when he pulled them for the first time.
 * George: Thomas? How did that happen?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I thought you’d never ask! (He blows his whistle and the story, Trouble for Thomas begins)
 * After the story…
 * George: Thomas really does have a lot to learn about the Troublesome Trucks before he can pull them again.
 * Mr. Conductor: He sure did, and I think you should have learned the same thing before you dragged Truro here.
 * Theodore: I agree.
 * George: You’re right, Mr. Conductor. I guess, I guess I need to know a lot more stuff before I can really protect the ocean.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Trouble for Thomas to George in this episode.

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 * Mind That Bike

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Mind That Bike to Theodore in this episode.

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 * Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: (appears) Did I hear someone mentioned a party?
 * Theodore: Hi, Mr. Conductor and yes, I did mention a party. You see, tomorrow is the Dispatcher’s birthday and I think that we must have a party for him.
 * Mr. Conductor: That’s a wonderful idea, Theodore. There’s nothing more than special to do on your birthday than a party. What do you guys have in mind for the Dispatcher’s party?
 * Theodore: I’ve got some lights.
 * Hank: I’ve got a big rope for tug-of-war.
 * Foduck: And I can play “Happy Birthday” on my whistle.
 * George: Emily and I can pick up the balloons after work.
 * Theodore: And Hank and I will get the present.
 * Mr. Conductor: My, sounds like an awful lot of preparations to make for a very special birthday party for the Dispatcher. It sounds almost as grand as like the time when Edward and Trevor helped for the Vicar's Garden Party.
 * Emily: Really?
 * Hank: Who’s Trevor?
 * George: Who’s the Vicar?
 * Foduck: And how did he and Edward help out with this Garden party?
 * Theodore: Yes, tell us about it, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me start at the start and begin at the beginning. (He blows his whistle and the story, Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party begins)
 * After the story…
 * Foduck: Well, I’m certainly glad that Bertie learned his lesson after being rescued by Terence and Trevor.
 * Hank: Me too.
 * Emily: Me three.
 * George: And we are going to make the Dispatcher’s birthday the best ever, just like the Vicar’s party became a success, because of Edward and Trevor.
 * Theodore: Will you please help us with our plan, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course, I will, Theodore.
 * Theodore: Wonderful! Why don’t we all meet back at Bedford Buoy so we can surprise the Dispatcher together?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sounds good to me, Theodore. I’ll see you all tomorrow for the surprise, my five dear tugboat friends! (disappears)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party to Theodore, Hank, George, Foduck and Emily in this episode.

Thomas Story

 * Four Little Engines

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Four Little Engines to ?? in this episode.

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 * Trust Thomas

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Trust Thomas to Theodore, George and Foduck in this episode.

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 * Toby and the Flood

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Toby and the Flood to ?? in this episode.

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 * Thomas Comes To Breakfast

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Emily, your bruised bumper reminds me about Thomas' front when he crashed into the stationmaster's house.
 * Emily: Really, Mr. Conductor? Do the other engines tease about it now?
 * Mr. Conductor: Some of them did, but it all started when Thomas boast about not having a driver to work him. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Comes to Breakfast begins)
 * After the story...
 * Emily: Wow, I never thought that could happen to Thomas.
 * Mr. Conductor: Me neither Emily.

Trivia

 * This is the season 4 finale.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas Comes to Breakfast to Emily in this episode.

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 * You Can't Win

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells You Can't Win to Theodore in this episode.

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 * Rock 'n' Roll

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Rock 'n' Roll to Hank and Theodore in this episode.

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 * Thomas Goes Fishing

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Thomas Goes Fishing to Theodore and Emily in this episode.

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 * Better Late Than Never

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Better Late Than Never to ?? in this episode.

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 * Dunkin' Duncan

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Dunkin' Duncan to ?? in this episode.

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 * James and the Red Balloon

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells James and the Red Balloon to Theodore in this episode.

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 * Stepney Gets Lost

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: This reminds me of how Stepney got lost, Theodore.
 * Theodore: Stepney?
 * Digby: Um, who's Stepney?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a Bluebell engine on the Bluebell Railway. Let me tell you two about how he got lost and ended up in the scrapyard. (He blows his whistle and the story, Stepney Gets Lost begins)
 * After the story....
 * Mr. Conductor: After that, Stepney learned not to get lost in the dark.
 * Theodore: That was really scary.
 * Digby: It sure is.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Stepney Gets Lost to Theodore and Digby in this episode.

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 * Put Upon Percy

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Put Upon Percy to Hank and Theodore in this episode.

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 * Buffer Bother

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Buffer Bother to Theodore and Phillip in this episode.

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 * Home At Last

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Home At Last to Theodore in this episode.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Busy Going Backwards (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) The Runaway (told by George Carlin)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Busy Going Backwards to Foduck in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells The Runaway to Foduck and Theodore in this episode.

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 * 1) Escape
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up

Quote 1

 * Hank: I wish I had a better story to tell.
 * Narrator: He said to himself.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry Hank. I'm sure you will have a better and exciting story to tell in the future. How about I tell you a story to try to make you feel better?
 * Hank: What's the story about?
 * Mr. Conductor: It's about an escape not long ago on the Island of Sodor.
 * Hank: (gasps) You mean, someone really escaped from the Island of Sodor?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, escaped from diesel territory. I’ll tell you the story. (He blows his whistle and the story, Escape begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: Yes, well, Oliver and Toad were rescued, and both have a happy ending, but not for me when I really do not have a better story to tell my friends here.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Hank. I'm sure you'll have something exciting to tell about, somehow.
 * Hank: I hope you're right, Mr. Conductor.

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Escape to Hank in this episode.
 * Mr. Conductor tells Oliver Owns Up to Hank and Theodore in this episode.

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 * Twin Trouble

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor tells Twin Trouble to Theodore and the Dispatcher in this episode.

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 * Thomas and the Jet Engine

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Better View for Gordon (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (told by George Carlin)

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 * Fish (S4)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bye George! (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Diesel Does It Again (told by George Carlin)

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 * James and the Trouble With Trees

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Goes Buzz Buzz (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Harvey to the Rescue (told by Alec Baldwin)

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 * Horrid Lorry

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby the Tram Engine
 * 2) Thomas Breaks the Rules

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 * Percy Runs Away

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 * Saved From Scrap

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 * Gordon and the Gremlin

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 * Baa!

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 * Bertie's Chase

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam

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 * Bowled Out

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas Story "Bowled Out" to Theodore and all four of Cabot's cargo.

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 * Duncan Gets Spooked

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 * Oliver's Find

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor is, once again, staying up all night to help some of his owl friends and other nocturnal friends. While doing so, he tells the Thomas story "Oliver's Find" to Foduck to try to help him feel better.

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 * The Deputation

Thomas Stories

 * 1) It's Only Snow (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure (told by George Carlin)

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 * Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady

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 * A Friend in Need

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 * Thomas Saves the Day

Trivia

 * This is the series finale.

Stories that weren't used in the episodes

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party
 * 2) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree
 * 3) Happy Ever After