Deep, Deep Trouble (Toon Universal Spoof)

As part of Toon Universal Sings The Blues, here is a music video spoofed by Ash Ketchum.

Plot

 * While Sakura is talking to Madison about her fight with Kero in the morning, Ash blows two air horns at his girlfriend and she goes crashing through the window and into the ground below. With Rita, Chelsea, Nikki and the Headmistress disciplining him, as well as Brock, Misty and Skyler's sis Mary, he is banished to his room and right after the music video, he wakes up in his room and finds that Mel Szyslak, Meilin Rae (who is not in the middle of her rival fighting with Kero), Brittney Wong, Frufru, Malinda Doe, Theodora Villavicencio, Terri Burton and Julia Cooper have surrounded him for a blame, but Rikochet, Tommy and SpongeBob bring a recovered Sakura to let her and Ash share a kiss after apologizing to her for a prank he didn't commit.

Cast

 * 1) Ash Ketchum (Sarah Natocehnny)
 * 2) Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
 * 3) Madison Taylor (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
 * 4) Rita (Stevie Bloch)
 * 5) Chelsea (Jocelyne Loewen)
 * 6) Nikki (Kelly Sheridan)
 * 7) The Headmistress (Candi Milo)
 * 8) Brock (Bill Rogers)
 * 9) Misty (Michele Knotz)
 * 10) Mary (Kerry Williams)
 * 11) Mel Szyslak (
 * 12) Meilin Rae (
 * 13) Brittney Wong (
 * 14) Frufru (
 * 15) Malinda Doe (
 * 16) Theodora Villavicencio (
 * 17) Terri Burton (
 * 18) Julia Cooper (
 * 19) Rikochet (
 * 20) Tommy Pickles (
 * 21) SpongeBob SquarePants (
 * 22) Winnie the Pooh (
 * 23) Todd Daring (

Script and Lyrics

 * (Our music video finds Sakura talking to Madison at Reedington Elementary)
 * Madison: Oh, wow. So that must be why you have been in such a bad mood on morning, huh?
 * Sakura: That drawer was where I keep a load of my special stuff. And he just threw it on the floor.
 * Madison: Oh.
 * Sakura: He called me a monster. He knows how much I hate that.
 * Madison: Oh, boy.
 * Sakura: Hmm.
 * (But then Ash appears in the scene)
 * Ash: SURPRISE!!!! (blows two air horns loudly)
 * Sakura: (screams while crashes through the window and falls toward the ground)
 * (Rita, Chelsea and Nikki start to yell at Ash in turn while Madison cries on the floor)
 * Rita: What do you think you're doing?! Are you insane?!
 * Chelsea: Look what you've done to our friends!
 * Nikki: Now, we're gonna show you the real meaning of discipline!
 * (The Headmistress arrives to agree with them)
 * Headmistress: It is too late to play pranks in school, Ash Ketchum! YOU ARE EXPELLED!!!!!
 * (Ash drops his jaw and a rat jumps into his mouth)
 * (At the Puzzle House)
 * Brock: WHAT?! YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR SURPRISING SAKURA?!
 * Misty: How dare you!
 * Ash: It was an accident, you guys! I swear!
 * Mary: It won't be an accident for you, Ash! You're in deep, deep trouble!
 * (And that is where the music video occurs)
 * Ash: Let me start at the start, then take it away. My name is Ketchum, Ashley B. That's Ash with a SH and a capital A, plus Ket plus C-H-U-M, that's me. Introductions aside, let's move right along, You can all sing along at the sound of the gong. Once upon a time, about a week ago, All of a sudden, trouble started to grow. Alarm was buzzing, I was snoozin'. Supposed to get up now, but I was refusing To let reality become an intrusion, Cuz in Dreamy Dreamland, I was cruising. But the buzz kept buzzing, my head kept buzzing, Gave the radio a throw and I heard an explosion.
 * Brock: D'oh!
 * Ash: Opened up my eyes, to my surprise, There stood Brock and his temperature rised. I was chilling, he was yellin', Face all distorted, cause he was propelling. It wasn't what he said, but more of his tone The usual jive, put your nose to the grindstone. I said, "I'm real sorry." But that didn't cut it. I started to protest but Brock said...
 * Brock: Shut it! Get up, mow the lawn! Move it on the double! 'Cause if you don't, you're in deep, deep trouble!
 * Singers: Trouble!
 * Brock: ASH!
 * Singers: Deep, deep trouble!
 * Brock: Ash!
 * Secondary Singers: Come on, come on!
 * Singers: Run into trouble!
 * Ash: Where's your sense of humor, man?
 * Singers: Deep, deep trouble! And they go a little something like this. Hit it!
 * Ash: So I'm in the front yard, mowin' like crazy, Sweatin' like a pig, and the sun is blazy. Brock's in the driveway, gettin' in the car With Misty and Mary, hope they're goin' real far. Then Brock yells,
 * Brock: ASH!!!
 * Ash: And I go, "Yo!" He goes,
 * Brock: You done yet?
 * Ash: And I go, "No." So he goes,
 * Brockn: Oh! You're too slow!
 * Ash: So I step on the gas to speed up the mow. Didn't see that sprinkler underneath that tree. Wham! Krrpsh!! Rainin' on me! I go, "Woah!" Brock goes...
 * Brock: D'oh! Now you can't go to the boat show!
 * Ash: This is my thanks after working my butt off? Brock revs the motor and they all start to putt off. Soaked to the bone, standin' in a puddle. No one needs to tell me I'm in deep, deep trouble.
 * (Yolanda and Marina, posing as Officer Jenny's, put cuffs on Ash's hands and bring him to the jail rooms)
 * Secondary singers: Come on, come on!
 * Singers: Trouble!
 * Misty: Go to your room,
 * Brock: Ash!
 * Ash: Yeah, right.
 * Misty: Go to your room!
 * Singers: Deep, deep trouble!
 * Misty: Go to your room!
 * Brock: Ash!
 * Secondary singers: Come on, come on!
 * Singers: Deep, deep trouble!
 * Ash: You're damned if you do ...
 * Brock: Ash!
 * Ash: You're damned if you do ...
 * Brock: Ash! Ash!
 * Singers: Deep, deep trouble!
 * Ash: You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
 * Secondary singers: Come on, come on!
 * Brock: D'oh!
 * Ash: As soon as they're gone, I'm stretched on the lawn, Looking at the sky with my sunshades on. Now, I never ever claimed that I was a smarty, But inspiration hit me: LET'S HAVE A PARTY! Called up my posse. They were here in a flash! They brought all their pals, we started to thrash. There was romping and stomping and occasional crash, A fist fight or two, and Nintendo for cash. We raided the fridge, dogs raided the trash, I got a little worried when the windows got smashed. The next thing you know, Misty and Brock are home. The kids disappear and I'm all alone. Everything's silent except for my moan And the low bluesy tone of a saxophone. They look at me then they go into a huddle, I get the sinking sensation I'm in deep, deep trouble.
 * Singers: Trouble!
 * Brock: D'oh!
 * Misty: Go to your room!
 * Ash: Oh, give me a break!
 * Singers: Deep, deep trouble!
 * Brock: Hey, what is this ... Ash! D'oh!
 * Singers: Deep, deep trouble!
 * Misty: Go to your room!
 * Ash: Oh, yeah.
 * Misty: As-As ... Go to your room!
 * Brock: D'oh!
 * Singers: Deep, deep trouble!
 * Misty: Go to your room!
 * Brock: Ash!
 * Singers: Come on, come on!
 * Ash: There's a little epilogue to my tale of sadness, I was dragged down the street by his Royal Dadness. We rounded the corner and came to a stop, Threw me inside Jake's Barber Shop. I said, "Please, sir, just a little off the top." Dude shaved me bare, gave me a lollipop So on my head, there's nothing but stubble. Man, I hate being in deep, deep trouble.
 * Singers: Trouble!
 * Ash: You're damned if you do ... Well, you're damned if you do ...
 * Singers: Deep, deep trouble!
 * Ash: You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't. Aw, come on, man!
 * Singers: Tough, tough trouble!
 * Ash: You're damned if you do ... What are we talking about? Well, you're damned if you do ... Where's your sense of humor?
 * Singers: Deep, deep trouble!
 * Ash: You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
 * Brock: D'oh!
 * Singers: Trouble! Deep, deep trouble!
 * Brock: Grrr...
 * Ash: Ha ha ha!
 * Singers: Trouble! Deep, deep trouble!
 * (Deep Deep Trouble ends as Ash wakes up in his room)
 * Ash: (groggily) What a nightmare!
 * (Closeup to Mel's mouth as it opens)
 * Mel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Ash: AIYEEE!!!! (pauses for a moment) Huh?
 * (He notices that all the eight mean girls have surrounded him)
 * Ash: Blast my head! What are you all doing in my room?!
 * Mel: What are we doing? What are we doing?!
 * Meilin: We've come here for all the trouble you've made!
 * Brittney: You know, it's against the rules to prank students in schools!
 * Ash: (stammering) N-No it wasn't my fault!
 * Frufru: Oh, yes, it is! You are a disgrace to all Pokemon Trainers!
 * Malinda: You should be ashamed for what you've done!
 * Theodora: Too bad you can't see your girlfriend again!
 * Ash: Wha?
 * Terri: You are coming with us!
 * Julia: To the boot camp!
 * Rikochet: WAIT!!!!!
 * (The girls turn around and see Rikochet and the boys with Sakura)
 * Tommy: Leave Ash alone, will you?
 * SpongeBob: You're only gonna hurt him!
 * Mel: Fine! If that's what we don't want, then we're out of here! Come on, girls, let's go!
 * (She leads her friends out of Ash's room)
 * Pooh: Are you alright?
 * Todd: Did you feel depressed?
 * Ash: Nah, I'm okay!
 * Rikochet, Tommy, SpongeBob, Pooh and Todd: Whew!
 * Sakura: I'm sorry that you've gave a prank at me, Ash. Will you forgive me?
 * Ash: Apology accepted.
 * (They both share a kiss as the music video ends)