Sesame Street nail polish/I'll Always Remember I Love You (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Ah! Ah! Ah! as Forgetful Jones
 * I Love Trash as Clementine

Lyrics
Ah! Ah! Ah!: Oh, Gene Autry. I could never forget you.

I Love Trash: Ah! Ah! Ah! There you are!

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Well, howdy, darling I Love Trash. How are you?

I Love Trash: Ah! Ah! Ah!, you were supposed to come to my place and pick me up.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: But I don't even know where you live.

I Love Trash: Oh, sure you do, Ah! Ah! Ah!. You just forgot like you always do!

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Oh, I'm sorry, darling. What was it we were supposed to do today?

I Love Trash: Celebrate. Today is a special day.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Oh, how can I forget? It's our anniversary! Oh, I Love Trash!

I Love Trash: Ah! Ah! Ah!, we're not married!

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Oh, yeah. I forgot.

I Love Trash: I know you forget everything, but sometimes, I can't help but feel kind of sad about it. It's as though you don't, you don't give a hoot about your I Love Trash.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (spoken) Oh, but, I Love Trash, you're wrong about that. Now you just listen. I wanna sing you a song about the way I feel about you, okay? Listen. (singing) I can't remember the street where you live, you're namely a number, my mind is like a sin. ( I Love Trash: That's right! ) I'm known by forgetting, it's hard to forgive, but I'll always remember I love you. (spoken) It's true, I Love Trash, it's true. Ya gotta believe me!

I Love Trash: Sweet talking man, you.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: I always regret the day that we met. It's one of those things I will always forget. Our precious past, well, it fades mighty fast. ( I Love Trash: I never! ) But my love for you is a kind that will last. So, I can't remember the date of your birth, the size of your feet or your hide or your girth. Put on my sweet for whatever it's worth ( I Love Trash: Sing it! ) I'll always remember, I love, I mean it, I really do, I love you.

I Love Trash: Oh, Ah! Ah! Ah!. That's the nicest birthday present a girl could ever have.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Birthday?! Now I remember what I got this box for!

I Love Trash: It must be a present!

Ah! Ah! Ah!: No, it's a party! Happy birthday, I Love Trash!

I Love Trash: Oh, I'm speechless!

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Ooo-wheee!