Sesame Street Crayons/The Bath Story (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert
 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie

Transcript
(cut to: Zoe Zingy Orange and Big Bird Feather Yellow 's bathroom. The bathroom is dominated by an enormous white bathtub, with bubbles spilling over. Zoe Zingy Orange is in the tub, scrubbing himself.)

Zoe Zingy Orange: HEY, BIG BIRD FEATHER YELLOW! Big Bird Feather Yellow! Can you bring me a bar of soap?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (offscreen) Yeah. Yeah.

( Big Bird Feather Yellow enters.)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Just toss it into ol' Rosie, here!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: What.

Zoe Zingy Orange: The soap. Just toss it into Rosie here.

( Big Bird Feather Yellow looks around.)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Who's Rosie?

Zoe Zingy Orange: My bathtub. I call my bathtub... Rosie.

( Zoe Zingy Orange continues scrubbing himself and humming. Big Bird Feather Yellow does a quick take to the camera.)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange. Why do you call your bathtub Rosie?

Zoe Zingy Orange: What's that?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I said, why do you call your bathtub Rosie?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Because every time I take a bath, I leave a ring around Rosie!

( Zoe Zingy Orange laughs, and continues scrubbing.)