Anything Muppets/Number of the Day 0 (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Biff as Count von Count

Transcript
Biff: Oh, hello, it is I, Biff. Heh, heh. I'm called the Biff because I love to count. That and I inherited my father's royal title. Oh, yes, what wonderful number will be the number of the day? It could be anything I play on my wonderful counting organ. Ah, ah, ah. Oh, I just love counting numbers and when I play the organ, the number of the day appears. Heh, heh. Oh, it's something really special because it could be any number and I can count up to it. Just think of the possibilities. Heh, heh, heh. I've been counting the hours for this, you know. Okay, here goes.

(The pipe organ disappears in a cloud of smoke.)

Biff: Hey, what happened to my counting organ? But I have no counting organ! How can I find out the number of the day without my organ?

(The number 0 flies in onscreen.)

Biff: Hmmm? Zero. Wait a second, I have 0 organs. Ah, ah, ah.

(Balloons and confetti came floating down.)

Biff: (spoken) Zero. Zero must be the number of the day. Oh, what a wonderful number! Ha, ha, ha. Let's see. I have zero organs, I also have zero elephants, zero yo-yos and zero gefilte fish. Hey. Wonderful! (singing) I got plenty o' nuttin' and nuttin's plenty for me. (spoken) Ha, ha. Zero.