Bart Runs Away

Bart Runs Away is the seventeenth episode of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Percy Runs Away.

Cast

 * Edd (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) as Edward
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Goombas (from Mario) as The Troublesome Trucks
 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas (does not speak)
 * Patty (from The Simpsons) as Annie (does not speak)
 * Selma (from The Simpsons) as Clarabel (does not speak)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Homer, Schemer and Garfield were miserable. They had been shut up for several day for being naughty, and long to be let out again.

At last, Mayor Adam West arrived."

Mayor Adam West: "I hope you are sorry."

Narrator: "He said."

Mayor Adam West: "And understand that you are not so important after all. We have a new TV Character called Bart, who helps pull flowers, and RS Mr. Conductor and Edd have worked the main path nicely. But I will let you out now if you promise to be good."

Homer, Garfield and Schemer: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said the three TV Characters."

Homer, Garfield and Schemer: "We will."

Mayor Adam West: "That's right, but please remember that this no arranging nonsense must stop."

Narrator: "He then told Bart, Edd and RS Mr. Conductor that they can go and play on the branch path for a few days. And they ran off happily to find Patty and Selma at the junction.

The two sisters-in-law were so pleased to see RS Mr. Conductor again.

Edd and Bart played with the goombas."

Goombas: "Stop, stop, stop!"

Narrator: "Screamed the goombas, as they were pushed into their proper sidings, but the two TV Characters laughed and went on arranging till the goombas were tightly arranged.

Next, Edd took some goombas to the quarry. Bart was left alone. He didn't mind that a bit. He liked watching TV Characters and being cheeky to them."

Bart: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Narrator: "He would call, and they got very cross.

After a great deal of arranging, Bart was waiting for the signalman to set the path so that he can get back to the yard. He was eager, but was being rather careless and not paying attention. Edd had warned Piglet."

Edd: "Be careful on the main path. Whistle to the signalman you are there."

Narrator: "But Bart didn't remember to whistle, so the busy signalman forgot him.

Bart waited and waited. The path was still against him so he couldn't move. Then he looked along the main path."

Bart: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "He whistled in horror, for rushing straight towards him was Garfield with the express."

Garfield: "Ohhh!"

Narrator: "Groaned Garfield."

Garfield: "Get out of my way!"

Narrator: "Bart opened his eyes. Garfield had stopped just a few inches from him. But Bart had began to move."

Bart: "I won't stay here. I'll run away!"

Narrator: "He puffed.

He ran straight through Edd's station, and was so frightened that he ran right up Garfield's hill without stopping.

After that, he was tired, but he couldn't stop. He had no driver to stop him."

Bart: "I want to stop, I want to stop."

Narrator: "He puffed.

The man in the signalbox saw that Bart was in trouble. So kindly, he set the path. Bart puffed wearily onto a nice empty siding, ending in a big bank of earth. He was too tired now to care where he want."

Bart: "I want to stop, I want to stop. I have stopped."

Narrator: "He puffed thankfully."

Workmen: "Never mind, Bart."

Narrator: "Said the workmen, as they dug him out."

Workmen: "You shall have a drink and a snack, and then you'll feel better."

Narrator: "Presently, Garfield arrived."

Garfield: "Well done, Bart. You started so quickly that you stopped a nasty accident."

Bart: "I'm sorry I was cheeky."

Narrator: "Said Bart."

Bart: "You were clever to stop."

Narrator: "Then Garfield helped pull Bart out from the bank.

Bart is still cheeky because he is that sort of TV Character, but he is always most careful when he goes out on the main path."