Big Strong Filthy Rich

Big Strong Filthy Rich is the seventeenth episode of the tenth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the two hundred and fifty-first episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Big Strong Henry.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Filthy Rich as Henry
 * Big Macintosh as Gordon
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Rarity as Emily
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Shining Armor as Edward (does not speak)
 * Bulk Biceps as Rocky (does not speak)
 * Igneous Rock Pie as Farmer McColl (does not speak)
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James (cameo)
 * Fluttershy as Molly (cameo)
 * Score as George (cameo)
 * Tucker Cooper (from Shining Time Station) as Cyril the Fogman (cameo)

Transcript
Narrator: "Winter was coming to Ponyville. Everyone was getting ready for the cold weather. Spike and Rarity delivered coal. Pipsqueak collected wagons of firewood. And Igneous Rock Pie was building a shed for his cows to keep them warm."

Hoity Toity: "Igneous Rock Pie needs lots of bricks, iron and concrete."

Narrator: "Boomed Hoity Toity."

Narrator: "I need a strong animal to fetch them."

Filthy Rich: "I can do it, sir."

Narrator: "Puffed Filthy Rich."

Big Macintosh: "You're not as strong as I am."

Narrator: "Puffed Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh: "I'll do the job, sir."

Narrator: "Big Mac and Filthy Rich were almost the same size. But Big Mac always boasted he was the strongest. Hoity Toity thought for a moment."

Hoity Toity: "Big Mac, you can do it. Filthy Rich, you can deliver the empty wagons."

Filthy Rich: "Empty wagons?"

Narrator: "Wheeshed Filthy Rich."

Spike: "Never mind, Filthy Rich."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "We know you're big and strong."

Pipsqueak: "You could pull ten wagons of sand, couldn't you?"

Narrator: "Peeped Pipsqueak."

Filthy Rich: "Yes, I could."

Narrator: "Chuffed Filthy Rich."

Rarity: "You could pull twenty wagons of coal."

Narrator: "Wheeshed Rarity."

Filthy Rich: "I suppose so."

Narrator: "Said Filthy Rich."

Spike: "You could pull fifty wagons."

Narrator: "Wheeshed Spike."

Spike: "Of iron and steel, because you're Big Strong Filthy Rich!"

Big Macintosh: "Big Strong Filthy Rich?"

Narrator: "Huffed Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "What nonsense!"

Spike: "You'll see."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Big Macintosh: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Big Mac wheeshed grandly. And he set off to fetch the bricks, concrete and iron for Igneous Rock Pie.

Filthy Rich had deliver his empty wagons."

Filthy Rich: "How can I show Big Mac that I'm big and strong?"

Narrator: "He said sadly. Then Filthy Rich saw Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Look, Filthy Rich."

Narrator: "Puffed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "If Big Mac sees you pull five heavy wagons, he'll see how strong you are."

Narrator: "Filthy Rich backed up. He pulled the wagons out of the siding."

Pipsqueak: "Look how strong Filthy Rich is, Big Mac!"

Narrator: "Peeped Pipsqueak."

Big Macintosh: "Put those wagons back!"

Narrator: "Big Mac wheeshed."

Big Macintosh: "Those are for Igneous Rock Pie. I am collecting them later."

Pipsqueak: "He's not as strong as you are, Big Strong Filthy Rich."

Narrator: "Puffed Pipsqueak. Filthy Rich smiled."

Filthy Rich: "I like being Big Strong Filthy Rich."

Narrator: "Filthy Rich thought. Filthy Rich saw Spike waiting up ahead."

Spike: "Look, Filthy Rich."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "There are lots of heavy wagons. Here comes Big Mac!"

Narrator: "Whistled Spike."

Filthy Rich: "And here comes Big Strong Filthy Rich!"

Narrator: "Hooted Filthy Rich.

Then, there was trouble. The wagons were very heavy. Once Filthy Rich had started them rolling, they wouldn't stopped."

Filthy Rich: "Help!"

Narrator: "Cried Filthy Rich."

Filthy Rich: "Whoa!"

(CRASH!)

Filthy Rich: (Groans)

Narrator: "Shining Armor brought Bulk Biceps to lift Filthy Rich back onto the path. And he also brought Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Filthy Rich,"

Narrator: "Boomed Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Take those hay bales back to where you found them, one wagon at a time!"

Filthy Rich: "Yes, sir."

Filthy Rich: "Wheeshed Filthy Rich sadly. Filthy Rich had never felt so miserable.

Big Macintosh had delivered the last wagon to Igneous Rock Pie's new shed."

Hoity Toity: "Now, Big Mac,"

Narrator: "Boomed Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "You can go and collect Igneous Rock Pie's cows."

Narrator: Igneous Rock Pie's men had loaded the cows into Big Mac's wagons. Big Mac was feeling very proud of himself."

Big Macintosh: "Pah! Poor old Filthy Rich!"

Narrator: "He laughed."

Big Macintosh: "He's not Big Strong Filthy Rich at all."

Narrator: "Big Mac set off. He was laughing so much, he didn't see that the wagon doors hadn't been shut properly."

Big Macintosh: "Hello, Filthy Rich."

Narrator: "Whistled Big Mac."

Filthy Rich: "Hello, Big Mac."

Narrator: "Hooted Filthy Rich. And then he noticed something."

Filthy Rich: "All the cows are leaving your wagons, Big Mac!"

Narrator: "Filthy Rich puffed."

Big Macintosh: "Oh, no!"

Narrator: "Wheeshed Filthy Rich."

Big Macintosh: "What am I going to do?"

Narrator: "Then Filthy Rich saw something else. Some of the cows were eating the hay bales on his wagon. Suddenly, an idea flew into Filthy Rich's head.

Filthy Rich chuffed slowly along. The hungry cows followed him. They wanted to eat the hay from his wagon. They followed Filthy Rich all the way to their new shed.

Igneous Rock Pie was very pleased.

That night, Spike and Pipsqueak spoke to Filthy Rich."

Spike: "We're sorry we got you into trouble."

Narrator: "Spike said."

Filthy Rich: "I shouldn't have wanted to be Big Strong Filthy Rich."

Narrator: "Hooted Filthy Rich."

Rarity: "Now you're even better."

Narrator: "Whistled Rarity."

Rarity: "You really are Very Helpful Filthy Rich."

Narrator: "Filthy Rich smiled."

Filthy Rich: "Even the strongest horse needs a little help sometimes."

Narrator: "Chuffed Filthy Rich."

Filthy Rich: "Don't you agree, Big Mac?"

Narrator: "Big Mac's face went as red as a signal."