Just Dance/Adequate (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Bum Bum Tam Tam P1 as Lisa
 * Despacito P1 as Groundskeeper Willie
 * Moves Like Jagger C2 as Bart Simpson
 * Blame as Homer

Lyrics
Bum Bum Tam Tam P1: Willie, I hope I'm not being too personal, but you seem resigned to a life of abject squalor.

Despacito P1: ''Ma fam'ly's used to it. Me granfather used to get sent down into th' mines to make sure it was safe fer th' canaries.''

Bum Bum Tam Tam P1: Don't you ever hope for anything better?

Despacito P1: ''Sumthin' better? For Despacito P1?'' All I want Is a place sumwhere.

(pause)

Bum Bum Tam Tam P1: Annnnd?

Despacito P1: That's it.

Moves Like Jagger C2: Maybe you could aim a little higher.

Despacito P1: Well, let's see. Oh, to have me shack rebilt, Git my rotten teeth all drilt. Sumthing on underneath me kilt. Oh, wouldn't it be adequate? Matching shoes for both me feet, Dining on untainted meat, A toilet wot still has its seat.

Blame: Oh, wouldn't it be adequate?

Bum Bum Tam Tam P1 and Moves Like Jagger C2 : Adequate, adequate.

Despacito P1: Oh, wouldn't it be adequate? ''Hmm, yer right, Bum Bum Tam Tam P1. I do want ta better me lot. To live like a normal li-''

Moves Like Jagger C2: Heeeeey, that's great, good night.