Sesame Street Crayons/Life Without Bert (from At Home with Ernie and Bert)

Cast

 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie
 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert

Transcript
Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, hi, there. Oh, wow. Isn't this terrific? You know, Big Bird Feather Yellow's away. And uh, so I can sit back in his chair and watch my favorite TV show. (laughing)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange, I'm home.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hey, Zoe Zingy Orange...

Zoe Zingy Orange: Hi, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Big Bird Feather Yellow, what is going on here? This place is a mess. Look, your toys are everywhere.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Yeah, well, I was just about to pick them up, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, good. Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Hm?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: What is that? Is that a banana peel I see?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh, yes, it is, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Did you eat the last banana?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, uh...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: And Zoe Zingy Orange, what, what are you doing sitting on the favorite chair, huh? We agreed we were going to take turns. And tonight is my night for sitting and watching television on the favorite chair.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Ah, you're right, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: All right. Now, look, Zoe Zingy Orange, I'll be right back. And when I come back, now, I want to sit in the chair, okay?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Sure, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Boy, oh, boy.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Wow. Well, at least Big Bird Feather Yellow's out of the room. Now, just imagine what it would be like if Big Bird Feather Yellow wasn't around at all and I lived here all by myself. It'd be wonderful. I'd have everything to myself. (laughing) And I wouldn't have to pick up my toys all the time. And I could sit in Big Bird Feather Yellow's chair and watch my television shows. And I could play with his bottle cap and paper clip collection and take care of his pigeons and play my drums as loud as I wanted to. But, uh, but gee, without Big Bird Feather Yellow around, well, I might not have anybody to talk to when I felt like talking to somebody. In fact, well, it might be kind of lonely. Because, well, I'd be all alone at night. And when I hear strange noises, well, Big Bird Feather Yellow wouldn't be there to go find out what they are. And what if I get sick? Ooh. Why, without Big Bird Feather Yellow, it'd be terrible around here.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Okay, Zoe Zingy Orange. Now it's my turn to sit in the chair, remember?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: No arguments.

Zoe Zingy Orange: You're here! Oh, Big Bird Feather Yellow, you're back. Wonderful, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Sit down in your chair here.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, well.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Turn on your favorite television show there, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: All right. Good.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Listen, Big Bird Feather Yellow, I'm going to pick up all my toys now. And then, I'm going to feed your pigeons and help arrange your bottle cap collection. And Big Bird Feather Yellow, right now I'm going to go in the other room and bathe your guppies. Okay?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Wha.