Mr. Oldman Sketch 5

This is Mr. Oldman Sketch #5 from Season 2 of The Amanda Show.

Transcript

 * (Redhead sits on the couch, then picks up the phone and start dialing)
 * (Mr. Oldman's phone rings)
 * Mr. Oldman: All children should be arrested for childrenosity! (picks up the phone, but accidentally hits himself and eventually catches it) Hello?
 * Redhead: Hi, who's calling?
 * Mr. Oldman: You are. Hello?
 * Redhead: Yes, this is your doctor.
 * Mr. Oldman: Doctor?
 * Redhead: Yes, Dr. Faminoomina.
 * Mr. Oldman: But I don't have any Dr. Faminoopa-noopina-de-boo.
 * Redhead: I have the result of your Clam Test.
 * Mr. Oldman: Clam Test? I don't recall being tested for the clams.
 * Redhead: Oh, you have a bad case of the clams, sir.
 * Mr. Oldman: No, you have the wrong...! What's wrong with my clams?
 * Redhead: Oh, they're infected, sir.
 * Mr. Oldman: My clams are infected?!