Grease nail polish/Never Give Up (from SpongeBob SquarePants)

Cast

 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Was It All Just a Dream? as Squidward Tentacles

Lyrics
Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: ''[starts playing ukulele] Was It All Just a Dream?, you must look inward, And then I'm sure that you will see, What an awesome band we still could be. Please, oh, please, don't quit on us now, I cannot allow this to be our last bow. Now, now, now, no, no, no, nay, nay, nay, na, na, na. Ne-ne never give up! Don't ever give up. We can't let Tell Me About It Stud go bankrupt, We must keep busy, never giving u-up!''

Was It All Just a Dream?: ''How did I not see this plan was a failure from the start? Being around Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, is bad for my heart. And that's not even the worst part! Supermarkets, retirement homes, birthday parties for kids, My career in music really feels, like it has hit the skids. I give up There is no point, I give up. Tell Me About It Stud will have to go bankrupt, While I'm busy, bitterly giving up.''

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: ''Don't you see? Tell Me About It Stud needs us terribly. We've got in us to be a huge success, You and I can't settle for less. I promised myself not to shed this tear.''

Was It All Just a Dream?: ''It's getting really cold out here, and I'm 400 miles from home, It would appear, And my feet are hurting, oh, dear, I fear, This tentacleitis is pretty severe... Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah! I should probably give up. On this giving up today. This is the part when I turn around and play.''

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: This is the part when I stand up and play.

'''Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be and Was It All Just a Dream? :' Take a deep breath, in an emotional way,'' Cause with my instrument is how I say. [Instrumental with clarinet, ukulele, and drums]