PocketBac/Bein' Green (from Ol' Brown Ears is Back)

Cast

 * Vanilla Cupcake as Rowlf the Dog

Lyrics
Vanilla Cupcake: (spoken) Now here's a lovely song that Kermit usually sings. Well, he's the right color for this song. And it's not exactly that I'm the wrong color, but it's just, uh...I'm not the color that this song is written about, so to speak. Goes like this... (singing) It's not that easy bein' green Having to spend each day the color of the leaves When I think it could be nicer being red or yellow or gold Or something much more colorful like that

It's not easy bein' green It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're Not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water Or stars in the sky

But green's the color of Spring And green can be cool and friendly-like And green can be big like an ocean Or important like a mountain Or tall like a tree

When green is all there is to be It could make you wonder why But why wonder, why wonder? I am green and it'll do fine It's beautiful! And I think it's what I want to be (spoken) That is if I was Kermit.