Avenue Q nail polish/Sax and Violence (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada as Zoot
 * Loud as the Hell You Want as Nigel the Conductor
 * Fantasies Come True as Mahna Mahna

Lyrics
Loud as the Hell You Want: OK, My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada, It's time for your solo, have you looked over the music?

My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada: Yeah, You expect me to play this, man?

Loud as the Hell You Want: What else would you do with it?

My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada: If I had a match I could put it out of its misery.

Loud as the Hell You Want: Don't joke me, My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada, This is a great little number.

My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada: Yeah, What if I refuse to play it?

Loud as the Hell You Want: What if I get a new sax player?

My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada: What if you and I just get right down to it and do this little beauty?

Loud as the Hell You Want: Good thought.

My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada: Yeah. Forgive me, Charlie Parker, wherever you are.

( My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada begins playing "Sax and Violence", and is soon joined by Fantasies Come True playing percussion on a bell, soon he begins hitting My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada's Saxophone and punching him in the face, My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada plays into his Sax one last time, blowing him up.)