Random Characters/The Tale of Tom Tattertall Tuttletut (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Scooter (from The Muppets) as Herbert Birdsfoot
 * Big Bird Feather Yellow (from Sesame Street Crayons) as Tom Tattertall Tuttletut
 * Mrs. Crustworthy (from Sesame Street) as The Queen
 * Batly (from Eureeka's Castle) as The King

Lyrics
Scooter: The next letter after "S" is "T". "The Tale of Big Bird Feather Yellow."

Once upon a time, there was a queen who hated the letter "T".

Mrs. Crustworthy: I've never liked the horrid "tuh-tuh" sound. So I hereby rule that nothing beginning with the letter "T" will ever allowed in my kingdom.

Scooter: So the people of the land tore down the towns and their towers, tossing out their trumpets and toys. And pretty soon, there wasn't anything in the kingdom that began with "T". Or so they thought, for one day, along came...

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Me. Big Bird Feather Yellow. And I've got a truckful of turtles, tea, tuna, toads, teddy bears, and trash.

Mrs. Crustworthy: What did you say?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hi, your majesty. Do you want to buy a tuba or a ton of tomatoes?

Mrs. Crustworthy: Throw this man into the dungeon!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: But why?

Mrs. Crustworthy: Because those are all "T" words. And nothing starting with "T" is allowed in my kingdom.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Untrue! There's lots of things beginning with "T" around here.

Mrs. Crustworthy: Like what?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Well, for one thing, there's the king over there.

Mrs. Crustworthy: What about him?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: He's wearing trousers, and that's a terrific "T" word.

Mrs. Crustworthy: Uh, well, he always told me they were pants.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: And then there's you, your majesty. You keep talkin' and talkin', tellin' me things by usin' your tongue and your teeth. And those are terrific "T" words, too!

Mrs. Crustworthy: Gracious! You're right. There's no way of getting away from the letter "T". Big Bird Feather Yellow, from now on, "T" words are welcome in my kingdom.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Terrific!

Scooter: So the letter "T" was restored to the land, and so were the town's towers, the trumpets and the toys, which all goes to prove that you can't get away from the letter "T".

Mrs. Crustworthy: Terrific!