Sesame Street Crayons/There Was An Old Pirate (from Muppet Sing-Alongs: Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Mad Monty
 * Elmo Really Red as Polly Lobster

Lyrics
Oscar Grouchy Green: Now here's my favorite pirate song and Elmo Really Red will help.

Elmo Really Red: With puppets. Heh, heh, heh.

Oscar Grouchy Green: Mm.

Elmo Really Red: Look at this, look at this, Oscar Grouchy Green. Look at this. (mimicking dog's bark)

Oscar Grouchy Green: Elmo Really Red!

Elmo Really Red: Okay, okay. Oh.

Oscar Grouchy Green: There was an old pirate who swallowed a fly. I don't know why he swallowed a fly. I don't know why. There was an old pirate who swallowed a fish. That was his wish to swallow a fish. He swallowed the fish to catch the fly. Why oh why he swallowed that fly. I don't know why. There was an old pirate who swallowed a shark. What a lark. He swallowed a shark. He swallowed the shark to catch the fish. He swallowed the fish to catch the fly. Why oh why he swallowed that fly. I don't know why. There was an old pirate who swallowed a harpoon. What a loon. He swallowed a harpoon. He swallowed the harpoon to catch the shark. He swallowed the shark to catch the fish. He swallowed the fish to catch the fly. Why oh why he swallowed the fly. I don't know why. At last the old pirate he swallowed some bicarbonate of soda. He ate his quota so he swallowed that soda. He swallowed the soda to burp up the harpoon. He swallowed the harpoon to catch the shark. He swallowed the shark to catch the fish. He swallowed the fish to catch the fly. I don't know why he swallowed the fly. I don't know why.

Pirate: (burping)