Dororo Sings About Kulala Choppin' Broccoli!

''It's karaoke at the Keronian base in the Hinata Residence. Dororo went first, and decided to sing a dong by Dana Carvey...oh boy....''

Dororo: Kulala, this song is for you! Enjoy!

Kulala: Yay!

Dororo: But, first, the monologue before the song.

This is where the music starts people.

Dororo: All comedians want to be rock stars because they are incredibley cool. They always look like they're about to vomit. They have the rap before the song that makes no sense. "You know, ladies and gentleman, a long time ago there were a lot of people...but that was a long time ago." Then they start to sing these incredibley trite lyrics. Don't you feel like a lot of balladeers it's like they're making it up as they go along? Ok, it's like anyone could make up these lyrics.

"She's as cold as ice...paradise...and the feeling...was a-nice..."

''Now he's gonna sing. For real, not like that example before.''

Dororo: There's a lady I know

If I didn't know her

She'd be the la-tay I didn't know.

And my lady, she went downtown

She bought some ber-ra-ccoli

She brought it ho-ome...

She's choppin' broccoli

Choppin' brocco-li

Choppin' brocco-la

Choppin' brocco-laa-aa

She's choppin' brocco-lay!

Choppin' brocco-lay!

She's chop-eh-un!

Choppin' brocco-loco-lay-eaa-eaa-eaa--eee!

She's choppin' broccoli

She choppin' she choppin' she choppin' she choppin' she choppin'

Ch ch ch ch ch ch ta ta ta ta the the bra-co-li-i

She's choppin' brrrrraaaaiiiii

She's chop she's chop broccoli

She's choppin' beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

''Okay everyone, it's over now. He's done.''

Kulala: Kukuku! That's funny! Thanks Dororo!

Keroro: That was hilarious!

Kululu: Good show!!

(Note: I don't own the characters or song/monologue. The characters are from Sgt. Frog and the song/monologue is by Dana Carvey.)