Rock 'n' Roll (RS Mr. Conductor and Friends episode)

Rock 'n' Roll is the tenth episode of the fourth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the eighty-eighth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
 * Bashful (from Snow White) as Skarloey
 * Sleepy (from Snow White) as Rusty
 * Dopey (from Snow White) as Duncan
 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas (cameo)
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon (cameo)
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy (cameo)
 * Spike (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Duck (cameo)
 * Grumpy (from Snow White) as Sir Handel (cameo)
 * Happy (from Snow White) as Peter Sam (cameo)
 * Doc (from Snow White) as Duke (cameo)
 * Eustace (from Courage the Cowardly Dog) as Jeremiah Jobling (cameo)
 * Mr. Burns (from The Simpsons) as Diesel (mentioned)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Bashful the Dwarf loves all the sights and sounds along his path and knows them very well.

One morning, soon after he returned from being mended, he was enjoying his journey more than ever before. Along the way, he met Sleepy."

Bashful: "You know,"

Narrator: "He said."

Bashful: "If I couldn't see these familiar faces and places, I'd think I was on a different land. You've done wonders with these roads."

Narrator: "Sleepy laughed."

Sleepy: "I'm glad you're pleased. Manager says let's mend the roads so well, he won't know where he is. And we did, and you didn't if you take my meaning."

Narrator: "Bashful liked this hard working dwarf."

Sleepy: "There's still on bad bit."

Narrator: "Warned Sleepy."

Sleepy: "Just before the first station. A dwarf might come off there, particularly Dopey. He will rock 'n' roll along the path. Look at him right now. I shouldn't like his passengers hurt."

Dopey: "What about me? I'm a plain dwarf and I believe in plain speaking. Speak up!"

Narrator: "Sleepy warned Dopey about the bad bit of road."

Dopey: "Huh!"

Narrator: "Grunted Dopey."

Dopey: "I know my way about. I don't need smelly sleepy dwarfs to tell me what to do."

Narrator: "Sleepy felt hurt.

Dopey banged about the yard. Then, he clattered crossly to the station. Schemer was already there waiting for him."

Schemer: "You're late!"

Narrator: "He snapped."

Dopey: "I know."

Narrator: "Said Dopey."

Dopey: "It's that smelly sleepy dwarf's fault. Sleepy tries to teach me how to stay on the road, and then goes off leaving me to find my own flowers."

Schemer: "You poor dwarf."

Narrator: "Sympathized Schemer."

Schemer: "I know all about bossy people. One crept into our yard and ordered us about. I soon sent him packing."

Narrator: "Dopey was filled with admiration. He didn't know that Schemer was boastful and sometimes didn't tell the truth."

Dopey: "Send Sleepy packing! Send Sleepy packing!"

Narrator: "Snorted Dopey. He climbed the hill furiously."

Dopey's Driver: "Well done, boy! Keep it up!"

Narrator: "Encouraged his driver.

Soon they were near the first station. Dopey was pleased."

Dopey: "Nothing's happened, nothing's happened! Silly old sleepy dwarf! clever me!"

Narrator: "And he rocked and rolled along the path."

Dopey's Driver: "Steady, boy."

Narrator: "Checked his driver. But it was too late."

Dopey: "Sleepers and ballast! I'm off."

Narrator: "And he was."

Sleepy: "I warned him."

Narrator: "Said Sleepy."

Sleepy: "But all he did was call me names."

Narrator: "The sleepy dwarf refused to move."

Bashful: "I'm ashamed of you, Sleepy."

Narrator: "Said Bashful."

Bashful: "Think of the passengers. What are they going to do?"

Sleepy: "Oh, I've forgotten them. Yes, of course. We must help the passengers."

Narrator: "And Sleepy roared into life.

Dopey stood sad and solitary. He couldn't rock 'n' roll now."

Dopey: "Oh dear."

Narrator: "He thought."

Dopey: "Everyone will know how silly I am."

Narrator: "The passengers had to get out and help too. They weren't very pleased about that, but worked as hard as they could. They carefully leavered Dopey back onto the road.

After that, Dopey was extra careful all day.

At last, evening came."

Dopey: "Sleepy,"

Narrator: "He whispered."

Dopey: "Thank you for helping. I'm sorry I was rude to you."

Sleepy: "That's all right, Dopey."

Dopey: "I wish all sleepy dwarfs were like you. Let's be friends."

Sleepy: "Suits me."

Narrator: "Replied Sleepy."

Sleepy: "We'll mend that bad bit of road first thing tomorrow."