Joe's Thanksgiving/Joe's Party quotes


 * Lois: "Oh, Murial, please, just try to calm down and tell us what happened."
 * Murial: "Well.......you know my dog."
 * Lois: "Yes? the 1 you renamed Mr. Grubby?"
 * Murial: "Yeah, well this time he's really gone and done it."
 * Murial: "I took the turkey outta the oven, and he's lookin' at it like a pointer, and I thought 'That's kinda cute', when all of a sudden, he lunged attacked, ran out the back door with it and tore it to shreds, and now.....I don't have a turkey."
 * Roberta: "Mr. Grubby is a bad dog........."
 * Murial: "From now on, his new name is Mr. Get the Heck Outta Here."
 * Murial: "Oh, what am I gonna do? my niece and her husband are coming for dinner."
 * Lois: "You know something?"
 * Murial: "What?
 * Lois: "There's a place in Kentucky, Illinois that has pre cooked turkeys, and I'm sure they're open for at least another half an hour."
 * Murial: "Oh, I can't make it to Kentucky, Illinois."
 * Joe: "Well you could if I took you there."
 * Murial: "You'd do that for me?"
 * Joe: "Sure...."
 * Murial: "Oh, come on, let's go, time's a wastin'."