Muppets Most Wanted nail polish/Adding (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Miss Piggy's Big Number as Cookie Monster
 * Kermit Me to Speak as Large Lavender Anything Muppet hippie

Lyrics
Kermit Me to Speak: (spoken) Okay, all you cats 'n kiddies, it's time for a little addition! Can you dig it?! Here we go! Now ...

(singing) Adding is putting together, hmmm Adding is just what you do If I have one cookie and you have one cookie Together they add up to two One cookie and one cookie makes two cookies One and one is two That's two, whoo!

Yeah, outta sight!

Adding is putting together, hmmm And I'm sure you will agree, yeah If you have two cookies and I have one cookie Together they add up to three Two cookies and one cookie make three cookies Two and one is three, oh!

Dig it! Hmm-hmm

Adding is putting together, hmmm Adding is making it more If you have three cookies, add one more cookie This time the answer is four Three cookies and one cookie make four cookies Three and one is four, whoo!

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Hey, cookies! Hey, what you doing?

Kermit Me to Speak: Singing about addition.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Why you not sing about subtraction?

Kermit Me to Speak: Subtraction?

Miss Piggy's Big Number: (spoken) Yeah, sure. I'll show you. (singing) Subtracting is taking away from, hohooh Subtraction is my kind of fun (now listen, see) When you have four cookies and I see four cookies I subtract them and leave you with none (haha, now see this) Four cookies minus four cookies is no cookies, ha And now my song is done And so are the cookies! (sounds of Miss Piggy's Big Number eating)

Miss Piggy's Big Number and Kermit Me to Speak : Oh yeah!!!!

Kermit Me to Speak: Outta sight!

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Yeah!