No Sleep For Wile E.

No Sleep For Wile E. is the third episode of the sixth season of Buster the Bunny and Friends, and the 133rd episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas & Friends episode No Sleep For Cranky.

Cast

 * Wile E. Coyote (From Looney Tunes) as Cranky the Crane
 * Captain Squeege (From Sonic the Hedgehog) as Salty
 * Axl Gator (From Taz-Mania) as Bill
 * Bull Gator (From Taz-Mania) as Ben
 * King Acorn (From Sonic the Hedgehog) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * King Acorns' Butler (From Sonic the Hedgehog) as Sir Topham Hatt's Butler (Cameo Role)
 * Buster Bunny as Thomas
 * Hamton J. Pig as Percy
 * Plucky Duck as James (Cameo Role)
 * Knuckles the Echidna (From Sonic the Hedgehog) as Gordon (Cameo Role)
 * Various Seagulls as Themselves
 * Animators as Workmen

Transcript
Narrator: "The Acme Acres Harbor is one of the busiest harbors on all of Acme Acres. It's where ships and toons alike are busy day and night, every day of the year.

But Poor Wile E. Coyote never gets a nap! He never gets to sleep early, he works all the time! And his only company are the seagulls who settle on him, so Wile E. is always cranky."

Captain Squeege: "Ahoy there, Wile E.!"

Narrator: "Cried Captain Squeege."

Wile E. Coyote: "Where have you been?"

Narrator: "Snapped Wile E.."

Captain Squeege: "And a good day to you, too, Captain."

Narrator: "Axl and bull arrived for work, full of mischief."

Wile E. Coyote: "Hurry up!"

Narrator: "Snapped Wile E."

Wile E. Coyote: "I Haven't got all day!"

Axl: "You're no fun!"

Narrator: "Grumbled Axl."

Wile E. Coyote: "You wouldn't be fun if you were stuck up here!"

Narrator: "Snapped Wile E."

Axl: "So that's why you're cranky."

Narrator: "Said Axl."

Bull: "You're lonely."

Narrator: "Said Bull."

Wile E. Coyote: "I'm not!"

Narrator: "Wile E. cranked."

Captain Squeege: "So, it's company you be needing?"

Narrator: "Said Captain Squeege."

Captain Squeege: "Reminds me of a lonely old Grand Banks Lighthouse keeper."

Wile E. Coyote: "Not another one of your stories!"

Narrator: "Cried Wile E.."

Axl and Bull: "Oh, Please, Captain Squeege."

Narrator: "They chimed."

Axl and Bull: "We haven't heard it."

Captain Squeege: "Twas in the middle of a wee naughty storm."

Narrator: "Captain Squeege began."

Captain Squeege: "The likes of which you see once in a lifetime."

Narrator: "This made Wile E. very cranky. So cranky, that he swung his arm around, and dropped the pipes onto the ground, instead of the boxes."

Wile E. Coyote: "Whoops."

Narrator: "Said Wile E. Meekly."

Captain Squeege: "You've blown the main now, matey!"

Narrator: "Said Captain Squeege.

The toons were trapped."

Axl and Bull: "You're gonna get into trouble!"

Narrator: "Sang Axl and Bull."

Narrator: "King Acorn was in his office, being measured for a new suit. When he heard the news, he left immediately for the harbor. King Acorn knew that any delay at the harbor could cause trouble."

King Acorn: "You have made a terrible mess, Wile E.."

Narrator: "He said sternly."

Wile E.: "I'm sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Wile E. whispered."

King Acorn: "You toons will have to stay here tonight until Calamity clears up this mess in the morning."

Narrator: "Wile E.'s heart sank, as Captain Squeege uttered those fateful words..."

Captain Squeege: "This reminds me of a story.

It was a bitter cold winter. The brave little ship was stuck until the ice melted the next spring.

He barely made it round the cape. After a hundred scary days at sea without a scratch, he sailed into port, and crashed his bow not 15 feet from my own feet.

Luckily, no one was hurt."

Wile E. Coyote: "Except my ears."

Narrator: "Wailed Wile E."

Narrator: "Captain Squeege spent all night telling tales of powerful storms, daring rescues, and brave little ships, and when the sun rose, he was still talking, and talking, and talking."

Wile E. Coyote: "I can't take any more!"

Narrator: "Groaned Wile E.

Calamity Coyote arrived."

Calamity Coyote: "King Acorn sent me to help clear away this mess."

Narrator: "He puffed proudly.

Wile E. was so glad the toons would be leaving soon, he forgot to be cranky."

Wile E. Coyote: "I'll never misbehave again,"

Narrator: "He promised."

Wile E. Coyote: "As long as I don't have to listen to any more of Captain Squeege's stories!"

Narrator: "And after Calamity. and the animators had cleared the mess, Wile E. worked hard all day. He carefully loaded the cargo, helped speed the toons on their way, and said 'please' and 'thank you'."

Buster: "This is new."

Narrator: "Puffed Buster.

But he had spoken too soon. Wile E. Couldn't help himself."

Hamton: "It was nice while it lasted."

Narrator: "Said Hamton.

And all the toons laughed,

but Wile E. was still cranky!

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Calamity to the Rescue

Next Episode
A Bad Day For Concord Condor/A Bad Day For Concord

Credits

 * Footage Copyright: Warner Bros., Sega, Dic Entertainment/Cookie Jar