Thomas/Kablam! parody clip 1: Choking Transcript

[‘Action League Now’ Closing Theme Music Plays In Background]

Rosie (June’s voice): “That certainly was an action choked episode of ‘Action League Now’, speaking of choking………”

Thomas (Henry’s voice): “June, look, see? I told you it’s a birthday cake.”

Rosie (June’s voice): “Get a grip, Henry, you forgot my birthday, okay? now let’s just move on with our lives.”

Rosie (June’s voice): “As I was saying, choking is a very serious problem."

Rosie (June's voice): "That’s why we at Kablam are proud to be part of a nationwide anti-choking campaign.”

Emily (bride’s voice): “There he is!”

Emily (bride’s voice): [Weeping Uncontrollably]

James (groom’s voice): “So you like wedding cake, huh, punk?”

[Splat!]

Thomas (Henry’s voice): [Choking Sounds]

Rosie (June’s voice): “Ah, very good."

Rosie (June's voice) "Henry is exhibiting some of the classic signs of choking……….”

Thomas (Henry’s voice): [Chokes And Gags]

Rosie (June’s voice): “Turning blue, [Thomas (Henry’s voice) Gasping For Breath] gasping for air [Gurgling Sounds] and clutching his throat.”

[Thomas (Henry’s voice) Choking And Groaning]

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Rosie (June’s voice): “If you ever see some 1 choking, help them by using the Heimlich Maneuver, which I will now demonstrate with the aid of my assistant……….Mr. Foot.”

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">[Splat!]

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Rosie (June’s voice): “Remember, kids, only nimrods choke, now here’s 2 guys who never forget each other’s birthdays, ‘Promethius and Bob’.”