Uncle Grandpa Own Episodes: Evil Grandfather

Written And Storyboard By: David Gemmill And Kenny Pittenger

Story By: Kelsy Abbott, Wade Randolph, Pete Browngardt, Audie Harrison And Casey Alexander

Supervising Producer: Audie Harrison

Supervising Director: Casey Alexander

                                                   Art Direction: Bill Ramos Flores And Mark Bodnar

At The UG RV
Uncle Grandpa: Okay, The Slice Of Ham. There We Go! And Then....

Mr. Gus: Uhh... Uncle Grandpa, Did You Making A Ham And Cheese Sandwich?

Uncle Grandpa: Of Course They Do, Mr. Gus. Something Is Going Cheesy Going On, Mr. Gus. (Laughs)

Mr. Gus: I Don't Get It.

Uncle Grandpa: And Just A Finishing Touches... Put The Ham On It And Viola! Ham And Cheese Sandwich!

Mr. Gus: That Was Foolishness.

Uncle Grandpa: Don't Be Foolishness, Mr. Gus. That Will Teach You Calm And Handy. I've Gotta Go Outside Real Quick.

(Uncle Grandpa Is Going Outside)

Outside
(Uncle Grandpa Sees Evil Grandfather)

Uncle Grandpa: Who Are You?

Evil Grandfather: Evil Grandfather! The Ultimate Power Of Evil Wrath!

Uncle Grandpa: Yep, I Told Ya, Evil Grandfather. I'm Uncle Grandpa. I Probably Says Good Morning All The Time.

Evil Grandfather: WHAT?!?

Belly Bag: Yeah, Evil Grandfather. Looks Like He Loves Uncle Grandpa.

Evil Grandfather: '''NO!! GET AWAY!! AAAH!!'''

Uncle Grandpa: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! Don't Run Away, Evil Grandfather. Let's Go Meet Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus.

At The UG RV
Uncle Grandpa: Hey, Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus! Wanna Meet My Friend Evil Grandfather?

Evil Grandfather: GRR!!!

Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus: WHAT?!?

Pizza Steve: What's So Great About That Evil Grandfather In The RV, Uncle G?

Uncle Grandpa: You Know What, Pizza Steve, I'm Going To The Deadly Maze.

Evil Grandfather: NO, You Never Go To The Deadly Maze! It's Too Dark And Scary!

Uncle Grandpa: Don't Worry About That, Evil Grandfather. Let's Go To The Deadly Maze Together!

Evil Grandfather: (Echoing) NOOOO!!!!!

In The Woods
Evil Grandfather: Ohhh.... Uncle Grandpa, Are You Scared In The Woods?!

Uncle Grandpa: Oh, There's Nothing To Be Scared Of, Evil Grandfather. And Look! '''WE'RE HERE! '''The Deadly Maze Has Arrived!

Evil Grandfather: Oh Yeah, Well, How Do I Say About That?

Uncle Grandpa: You Know, There Is A Deadly Maze In That Tracks. Let's Go, To The DEADLY MAZE!!

Evil Grandfather: Oh.. MAAAAAN!

Deadly Maze
Uncle Grandpa: Let's See On The Path Here. Mmmm-hmmm? Yes.. I See... Mmm-hmm?

Evil Grandfather: But Which Way Do I Go, Uncle Grandpa?

Uncle Grandpa: It's Very Simple, Evil Grandfather. I Was Looking Over This Way, That Way, That Way, That Way, This Way, That Way, That Way, That Way, That Way, That Way, That Way, That Way, That Way, That Way, This Way, That Way, That Way!

Evil Grandfather: Really?! Is This Some Kind Of Stupid Joke?!

Uncle Grandpa: Next Up, To The Tracks!

(Evil Grandfather Got A Finger At The Mousetrap)

Evil Grandfather: '''OOWW!!!! AAAAAHHH!!!!'''

(Evil Grandfather Has Shocking Like Electric Cords)

Evil Grandfather: '''OOWW!!!! AAAAAHHH!!!!'''

(Evil Grandfather Got A Body At The Big Mousetrap)

Evil Grandfather: '''OOWW!!!! AAAAAHHH!!!!'''

Uncle Grandpa: So, Uh... You Should Be Careful With That Mousetraps?

Evil Grandfather: Of Course There Is, You Fool!

Uncle Grandpa: Boy, Is It Night Time Already. Well, I Guess It's Time To Get A Campfire.

(Evil Grandfather And Uncle Grandpa Is Sitting By A Campfire)

(Evil Grandfather Is Asleep)

Uncle Grandpa: Howdy-hoo, Evil Grandfather! Why Don't You Get Something To Drink It?

Evil Grandfather: OOH, Don't You Be QUIET?!? I'm Trying To SLEEP!

Uncle Grandpa: Oh, Okay. Zzzzz... Zzzz... Zzzz....

(Evil Grandfather Is Asleep)

Uncle Grandpa: Zzzzz... Zzzz... Zzzz.... Aaaaahh... Zzzz.... AAAHHH... Zzzz.... AAAAHH.... Zzzz... AAAAAHHHH.... Zzzz... (Deep Breath) YOOOOOU OOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, That Was Amazing Sleep, Ain't It, Evil Grandfather? I Was An Angry Fierced Dragon With A Fire On His Mouth. But This Is A Time For A Final Round.... The Scary One. You Got Full Of Rocks And Chairs And Everything I Wanted. Did You Say-

Evil Grandfather: Oh, Don't Talk Loud Like That, Uncle Grandpa! I'm Trying To Get Sleep Here!!

Uncle Grandpa: (Crying)

Evil Grandfather: Okay, Okay! I Promise! I'm Trying To Get Something To Sleep, Uncle Grandpa! I'll Do Anything If You Want! And Say Good Morning In The Morning, And Have Something For Breakfast!

Uncle Grandpa: Wow, Really? Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzzz.... Zzzz...

(Evil Grandfather Is Asleep)

Uncle Grandpa: Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzzz... AAHH... Zzzz... AAAHHH.... Zzzzz... (Deep Breath)

(Uncle Grandpa Blows The Fire At Evil Grandfather)

Evil Grandfather: 'AAHH!! IT BURNS!! AAAHHH!!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!!'

Uncle Grandpa: Oh Boy! I Can Scream Too!

Uncle Grandpa And Evil Grandfather: 'AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!!'

Evil Grandfather:''' That's It! '''I Am So Sick And Tired For Being Bombed In The Deadly Maze, And You Going To Pay For It!!

Uncle Grandpa: I Don't Know What You're Sick And Tired For Being Bombed. Cause I Know Just The Thing.

Evil Grandfather: What?

Uncle Grandpa: Hmmm... I Know! How About Telling Jokes?

Evil Grandfather: (Sighs) Fine.

Uncle Grandpa: What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs?

Evil Grandfather: I Don't Know. What?

Uncle Grandpa: A Ground Beef! Get It? Ground Beef? (Laughs)

Evil Grandfather: Alright Already, Uncle Grandpa!

(Uncle Grandpa And Evil Grandfather Is Hearing A Hawking Sound)

Uncle Grandpa: Look! It's The Eagle Man!

Eagle Man: (Hawks) CROOOOOOK CROOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!

Uncle Grandpa: She Is So Handsome.

Eagle Man: '''HOOOOORK!!! HOOOOOOOORRRKK!!!!!''' (Hawks)

Evil Grandfather: Hey! What Do You Think You Doing?!

(Dancing Pig Is Joining In)

Dancing Pig: Let's Get Ready To Boogie!

Evil Grandfather:' WHAT?! NO!! MAKE IT STOP! PLEEEASE!!! HEEEELP!!!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!! (Crying) MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOOOOP!!!!'

Uncle Grandpa: Aww, Man! Evil Grandfather Is Torturing The Eagle Man And He's Dancing Like A Pig!

Dream Uncle Grandpa: Don't Worry, Uncle Grandpa. We Will Get It Back On Ya, Cause For Now On, I'm Going To Give You Award For You...

Uncle Grandpa: What Are You Hawking About?

Dream Uncle Grandpa: Oh, I'm Just Playing The Hawking Sound Like This! (Hawks)

Uncle Grandpa: Oh, I Got It! (Hawks) A Hawking Sound Is Just Like A Eagle. Thanks, Uncle Grandpa.

Dream Uncle Grandpa: The Hawking Sound, Everytime. I'll Get It For You. Good Morning!

Uncle Grandpa: Goodbye! Now Hawk On This! (Hawks)

(Eagle Man Looks Uncle Grandpa)

Uncle Grandpa: Excuse Me, Eagle Man. Are We Leaving A Deadly Maze For Me And Evil Grandfather?

Eagle Man: (Hawks)

Uncle Grandpa: (Hawks)

(Eagle Man Is Giving Uncle Grandpa A Hug)

Outside
(Evil Grandfather And Uncle Grandpa Is Going To Leave The Deadly Maze)

Eagle Man: (Hawks Sadly)

(Eagle Man Is Disappeared)

Uncle Grandpa: Well, I Guess This Is So Happy, Isn't It?

Evil Grandfather: Are You Crazy, Uncle Grandpa? This Is A Best Deadly Maze In My Entire Life! And I Know Just The Thing.

At The UG RV
Dancing Pig: Let's Get Ready To Boogie!

Mr. Gus: AAHHH! NO! PLEASE! STOP!! I'LL DO ANYTHING! ANYTHING!!! UNCLE GRANDPA!! HEEEELP!!!! STOOOP!!!! PLEEEEEAASE!!!

Belly Bag: Thanks, Uncle Grandpa. You Are The Best Deadly Maze Ever! And Even With Evil Grandfather.

Uncle Grandpa: You're Right, Belly Buddy. It's Always Fun To Watch.

(Dancing Pig Is Dancing)

Intermission
(He Crankles The Silly Hat, And Uncle Grandpa Spins Around 7 Times)

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