Sesame Street Crayons/Mad (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Little Jerry
 * Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue as Big Jeffy
 * Amazing Mumford Presto Purple as Chrissy
 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Rockin' Richard
 * The Count Batty Black as Announcer

Lyrics
The Count Batty Bat: Ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls, presenting Oscar Grouchy Green and the Monotones!!!!!

(Followed by screams from adoring fans)

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : We're mad Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry Real mad Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry

Oscar Grouchy Green: When someone socks me in the eye And they don't even tell me why That makes me mad

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry )

When I'm walkin' down the street And someone stomps upon my feet That makes me mad

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry )

Well, my hands get shaky and my knees get weak My voice sounds funny when I'm tryin' to speak I don't wanna see noone 'till way next week When I get MAD!

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry Real mad  Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue , Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry )

When I try to climb a tree And then I fall and hurt my knee That makes me mad

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry )

And when I see some girls and boys And they won't let me share their toys That makes me mad!!

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry ) Well, I feel so angry that I want to roar I wanna run home and slam the door I don't wanna see nobody no more When I get mad!

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Blue and Zoe Zingy Orange : Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Real mad  Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Yeah, we're angry, ahhhhh )

[ Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue breaks away from the group and joins Oscar Grouchy Green at the mic. He's the voice singing the corresponding lines in brackets]

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Mad, mad, mad ) Oscar Grouchy Green: When I get mad, my face turns red ( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Real mad ) All my hair stands up on the top of my head ( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Mad, mad, mad ) My eyes start cryin', it's a terrible scene I wanna let out a scream, WAAAAAHHHHH!

[Screams in Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue's face, sending him scurrying back to the group]

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Mad, mad Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry  Real mad  Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry)

Oscar Grouchy Green: When I see some kids at play And they tell ME to go away That makes me mad

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry )

My brother's naughty as can be And then my mother yells at me That makes me mad!

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry )

Well, I get so mad, I wanna stamp and shout I wanna scream and yell, and frown and pout Now my song is done and you've learned about bein' mad!!!

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry )

Woooo, mad!!!

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry )

Yeah, mad!!

( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, Amazing Mumford Presto Purple and Zoe Zingy Orange : Yeah, we're angry, very, very angry )

WAAAHHHHHHH!!!!