Duncan's Big Fight

Episode 23: Duncan's Big Fight

Duncan and Diesel get into trouble when they threatens to beat up themselves.

Characters: (In order of apperence) Thomas, James, Duck, Diesel, Rosie (cameo), Sir Handel, Peter Sam (cameo), Rusty (cameo) Duncan, Rheneas (mentioned), Troublesome Trucks, the Fat Controller and Mr. Percival.

Transcript
(Duncan is so angry and offended by Diesel's behaivior he reaches breaking point) (Sir Handel is at the Wharf when Diesel arrives) (Thomas is at the station when Diesel arrives) (scene cuts to Diesel and Duncan at the yards)
 * Narrator: One day, Duncan pulled the trucks into the station, when he met Diesel.
 * Diesel: (laughs)
 * Duncan: (angrily, to Diesel) What is ya problem?! It isn't funny!
 * Diesel: I'm laughing becuase last week, you accidently smashed into Rheneas, it was funny as scrap iron!
 * Duncan: Ogh, you'd better shut up, or I'll make ya shut up!
 * Diesel: Oh, really; and how are you gonna do that, Duncan?
 * Duncan: I'm going to kick ya in the cab, that's what I'm gonna do!
 * Diesel: You're going to kick MY CAB?!
 * Duncan: That's right; I'm going to punch you!
 * Diesel: Think you're so tough?!
 * Duncan: I'll bump the ever loving heck out of ya, after work next week; we fight after work! You got that?!
 * Diesel: You're a little engine, man.
 * Duncan: As soon as next week comes, we do it in front of everyone; ya got that?
 * Diesel: (sarcastically) Ohhh, I'm so scared!
 * Duncan: YOU'RE GONNA BE SCRAPPED!!! (he puffs off angrily, leaving Diesel in surprised)
 * Diesel: Oh my god! Duncan says he's gonna be beaten up by a Narrow Gauge engine! (runs off to tell Sir Handel)
 * Diesel: Sir Handel, Duncan has to beat me up!!!
 * Sir Handel: Yeah, he will have a fight with you.
 * Diesel: Duncan has a fight with me??!! Ohhh, I've never being that! (runs off to tell Thomas)
 * Diesel: Duncan's coming! He's gonna have a fight with me!
 * Thomas: Yes, he has to.
 * Diesel: Oooohh, bother! (runs off)
 * Diesel: (angrily, to Duncan) I don't wanna be beaten up by a Narrow Gauge engine like you!
 * Duncan: You're going to be scrapped!
 * Diesel: I'm going to scrapped??!!! Ohhhh, I've never being that! (panics, runs off, frightened. Cut to Duck at Tidmouth Sheds, as Diesel oils beside him)
 * Diesel: Duck, we need to talk!
 * Duck: Yes, Diesel.
 * Diesel: Duncan and I are supposed to fight like in two days.
 * Duck: Yes, Diesel. Duncan has to beat you up.
 * Diesel: AAAAAAHH!!! Duncan's gonna beat me up???!!! Ooooohhh, bother!
 * Duck: Yes, he has to beat you up tomorrow. (puffs away, leaving Diesel to whine)
 * Diesel: (upset) OOOHHH, DUCK'S RIGHT!!! DUNCAN'