The Fogpony

The Fogman is the sixth episode of the sixth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the one hundred and thirty-sixth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Braeburn as Toby
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Apple Bloom as Annie (does not speak)
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (does not speak)
 * Scootaloo as Henrietta (does not speak)
 * Big Macintosh as Henry (cameo)
 * Featherweight as Terence (cameo)
 * Gustave Le Grand as Cranky (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "It was winter in Ponyville. The first fogs had began to roll in from the sea.

Spike, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle love the quiet of the valley. But Spike must be careful of rocks that sometimes roll onto the path.

Cyril the Fogman has a very important job. He puts detonators on the path to warn the animals when there's fog ahead."

Spike: "Oooh!"

Narrator: "Shivered Spike, as he ran over the detonator."

Spike: "That made my feet tingle."

Spike's Driver: "Cyril's done his job."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spike's Driver: "We'd better slow down. There's fog ahead."

Spike: "Thank you, Cyril!"

Narrator: "Said Spike.

That night, at the library, Hoity Toity had something special to show the animals. It was very large and strange looking."

Pipsqueak: "What is it?"

Narrator: "Asked Pipsqueak."

Hoity Toity: "It's a new invention; a Ponyville Foghorn."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "It warns you when there's fog ahead like this."

(Foghorn goes off, and some slate from a roof fall off)

Pipsqueak: "That's loud!"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Too loud!"

Narrator: "Huffed Cranky."

Chief Thunderhooves: "Sounds like a tugboat to me!"

Narrator: "Grumbled Chief Thunderhooves. Spike looked worried."

Spike: "What will Cyril do now?"

Narrator: "He asked."

Hoity Toity: "He'll be getting a much needed rest."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Besides, this new foghorn will be more reliable."

Spike: "Poor Cyril."

Narrator: "Whispered Spike."

Spike: "He's been scrapped."

Narrator: "The next day, Pipsqueak was cheerfully chuffing through Misty Valley when suddenly..."

(Foghorn goes off)

Pipsqueak: "Oh jeepers!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "That foghorn is so loud, it rattles my ears. It doesn't even make my hooves tingle."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Still, we better slow down."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "There's fog ahead."

Narrator: "The foghorn had been so loud that it made the hillside shake.

No sooner was Pipsqueak out of sight, when one rock fell, then another and another."

(A rock slide falls and blocks the path)

Narrator: "Before long, the path was blocked, and the foghorn was crushed.

Not faraway, Spike was puffing happily right on time."

Spike: "I can't see a thing!"

Narrator: "Said Spike. And then, before he could think of anything else..."

(Crash!)

Spike: "Bust my hands!"

Narrator: "Cried Spike."

Spike: "What happened to the foghorn?"

Spike's Driver: "I don't know."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Spike's Driver: "But at least nobody's been hurt."

Spike's Fireman: "Braeburn will be coming down the path any minute."

Narrator: "Said his fireman."

Spike: "If there's no foghorn,"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "He'll run into us!"

Cyril: "Leave it to me!"

Narrator: "Called a voice from the fog."

Spike: "It's Cyril!"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "I hope he's in time."

Narrator: "Braeburn and his filly, Scootaloo were chuffing along. Braeburn was looking forward to a well earned drink at the station when..."

Braeburn: "Fog detonators!"

Narrator: "Puffed Braeburn."

Braeburn's Driver: "There must be fog ahead."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Braeburn's Driver: "We'd better slow down."

Narrator: "And just around the next bend, with his hooves still tingling, Braeburn was very glad they did. Otherwise, they would've crashed into Spike's wreck.

Soon the path was cleared, and Spike was back on the road."

Spike: "If it hadn't been for Cyril,"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Braeburn might have had a worst accident than me."

Hoity Toity: "Instead of replacing Cyril with the foghorn,"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "We'll replace the foghorn with Cyril. You're clearly more reliable."

Cyril: "Thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Said Cyril."

Braeburn: "And thank you."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Spike: "New inventions are all very well."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Pipsqueak: "But they don't make my hooves tingle."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."