Egmont Imagination/Professional Pirate (from Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Joe (from Help! I'm a Fish) as Long John Silver
 * Eddie (from Little People: Big Discoveries) as Jim Hawkins
 * Snapper (from Troll Tales) as Calico Jerry
 * Tumbler (from Troll Tales) as Easy Pete
 * Gnarlyconk (from Troll Tales) as Short Stack Stevens
 * Willy Wee (from Troll Tales) as Black Eyed Pea
 * Hamilton Mattress (from Hamilton Mattress) as Clueless Morgan
 * Skipper (from Skipper & Skeeto) as Polly Lobster
 * Bad Bob (from Rex the Runt) as Mad Monty
 * Mumble Bumble (from Mumble Bumble), Ray (from Wilbur), Dr. Bear (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital), Miss Camomile (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital), Plif (from Plonsters), Paz (from The Paz Show), Tommy the Turtle (from The Paz Show), Vince (from Rex the Runt), Jack the Fool, Ollie Shuteye (from The Fairytaler), Plops (from Plonsters), Rex (from Rex the Runt), Michael (from Little People: Big Discoveries), The Forgetful Elephant (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital), Ducklings (from The Fairytaler), The Ugly Duckling (from The Fairytaler), Fly, Chuck (from Help! I'm a Fish) and The Snowman (from The Fairytaler) as The Pirates

Lyrics
Joe: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation My father said "Now, son, this choice deserves deliberation Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier My boy, why not consider a more challenging career?"

Pirates: Hey, ho, ho You'll cruise to foreign shores  (Joe: Ha ha ha! Sing it, lads!)  And you'll keep your mind and body sound  (Joe: Show him you've been practicing!)  By working out of doors

Joe: True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without

All: And when you're a professional pirate

Skipper: That's what the job's about

Joe: Upstage, lads, this is my only number!

Now, take Sir Francis Drake; the Spanish all despise him But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood!

Pirates: Hey, ho, ho  (Joe: Oh, I love it!)  We're honorable men  (Joe: 'Tis poetry in motion!)  And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten!

Joe: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute

All: But when you're a professional pirate

Hamilton Mattress: You don't have to wear a suit ...What?

Bad Bob: I could have been a surgeon I like taking things apart!

Skipper: I could have been a lawyer But I just had too much heart

Hamilton Mattress: I could have been in politics 'Cause I've always been a big spender

Willy Wee: And me... I could have been a contender

Joe: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated I say we're victims of bad press; it's all exaggerated We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet!

All: Hey, ho, ho It's one for all for one And we'll share-and-share-alike with you and love you like a son We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be And when you're a professional pirate

Joe: You'll be honest, brave, and free The soul of decency You'll be loyal and fair and on the square And most importantly-

All: When you're a professional pirate You're always in the best of company!