Quotes from The Loud House/Clone High/Litter Kills Literally

(Lori and Brad are driving around in the sports car.)

Lori: "Who's there?"

Brad: "Orange."

Lori: "Orange who?"

Brad: "Orange you jealous of my new warm ups? that's who, [Laughs A Bit] Bart the beloved-"

(Brad throws his empty soda pop cup right out the car window.)

Lori: [Growls In Annoyance] "Littering's not cool, Brad."

Brad: "If littering's not cool, then why does Bart do it? (he folds his arms.) geez, you're lame."

Lori (pointing right at the left direction): "Out! and I'm keeping your car seat."

(Brad gets right outta the sports car and Lori drives right off.)

Brad: "Awww man."

(Meanwhile back with Bart right after his and Lincoln's argument.........)

Bart: "Wait, Lincoln! I didn't mean it!"

(Susie shows up right where Bart's standing.)

Susie: "Bart, everyone's litterin' because they look up to you, you've got to stop."

Bart: "What, Susie? is litter gonna kill me?"

(Soda can rings land right on Bart's hands.)

Bart: "What the-"

(Candy wrappers cut right at Bart's nose.)

Bart: "Ow! candy wrapper cut! oooh!"

(An empty cranberry apple juice box pokes right through Bart's neck.)

Bart: [Groans A Bit] "Cranberry apple.......in my........bloodstream."

(The now empty candy bag lands right on Bart's head.)

(Bart slips right on a banana peel.)

Bart: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Bart falls right down on the ground.)

Bart: "Oh........gawwwwwww.........AAAAAAAAH.....OHHHHHH."

(Bart's now deceased.)

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

[Dong!]

(Cut to Bart's funeral ceremony.....)

Female Singer (off screen): I'm missing you

(The note on the locker reads: We'll never forget about you, Bart on it.)

what am I 

(The entire scene cuts to the open casket service.)

to do

(The entire crowd's watching from the back row.)

the tears stream down

(Lincoln's sobbing silently.)

since you drowned

(Ned goes right up to the podium.)

in your own blood

Ned: "Hi, I'm Ned, I'm the janitor, Bart was like a son to me, probably because he was my foster son, my dead foster son, [Sniffs Depressingly] son, I just want you to know-"

Heffer: "Oh, janitor, some boy vomited in the hallway, could you make with the saw dust and clean it up?"

Ned: "Uh yeah, but I'm kinda givin' my son's eulogy right now."

Heffer: "Oh yeah, if you could just do it now, your son will still be dead when you come back."

Ned goes right out in the hallway.

Lincoln: [Sniffs Depressingly]

(Lincoln goes right up to the podium.)

Lincoln: "Bart Simpson was my good friend, he left me this medallion, it's Bart's medallion, [Voice Breaking] Bart's medallion, (he begins pulverizing Bart's motionless body.) stand up, I know you're not really dead, stand up or I'll sock you 1!"

[Loud Thud!]

Lincoln: "Oh my gosh, (he picks up Bart's motionless body.) I just killed my dead friend."

(Lincoln puts Bart's motionless body right back in the blue casket.)

Lincoln (climbing right into the blue casket): "Bart, I'm gonna sleep here next to you."

(Lincoln's about to close the blue casket, but he freaks out a bit.)

Lincoln: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I was in a coffin with a dead guy! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Lincoln runs away in fear.)

Susie: "Lincoln, stay."

Clyde: [Sighs Heavily]

Heffer: "Harold, sing us back to class."

Harold: "Okay, I'll sing now."

Harold: Goodbye, goodbye, farewell, goodbye.

(Lori notices trash litter all over the place.)

Lori: "You guys, pick up your trash, you guys, Bart died from trash, you guys, and now you guys are littering, that sucks, you guys, [Thud!] ow! you guys suck."

(Meanwhile...........)

Lincoln: "Why? WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?"

[WHYYYYYYYYYY?!? Echoing]

Lincoln: "You took him, he's been nowhere gone, gosh I killed my good friend!"

Susie: "Let it out, [Kisses A Bit] let it out."

Lincoln: [Sobbing A Bit]

(A jealous Phil looks on at them.)

(Lincoln's now washing his face.)

(Lincoln's now in his bedroom.)

Lincoln: [Still Sobbing A Bit]

Lincoln: [Sniffs A Bit]

Neon Bart (offscreen) "Cheer up, friend, it's not your fault."

Lincoln: "Oh my gosh, you're a g-g-g dead guy!"

Neon Bart: "No, I'm not a ghost, I'm part of your subconcious."

Lincoln: "I knew you weren't dead, Bart, let's go score some chiks."

Neon Bart: "No, you don't understand, I'm just a figment of your imagination."

Lincoln: "Ohhhhhhh, you're a genie!"

Neon Bart: "I'm not a genie."

Lincoln: "For my 1st wish, I want my dead friend back."

(Brief pause.)

Lincoln: "Bart, you're back, oh I missed you, buddy."

Neon Bart: "This is so frustrating."

(Meanwhile out in the parking lot.......)

Phil: "Susie, this isn't working for me, I'm not comfortable with you spending time with your ex, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Don't worry about me, (he pulls out a Nintendo 3DS player system.) I got my Nintendo 3DS."

(Lincoln begins playing Sonic Colors on his Nintendo 3DS player system.)

Phil: "The only game that boy is playing is pretending to be sad, AND 1ST PRIZE IS GETTING INTO YOUR CHANCE!"

Susie: "It's not about that, Phil, all that matters is you and me."

[Video Game Fail Sounds]

Lincoln: "Now Sonic's dead, I'm killing everyone, oh why couldn't Bart have had power rings like Sonic, Knuckles or Tails?"

Lincoln: [Sobbing Silently]

Susie: "Maybe I should go back there."

(Susie goes right over to where Lincoln's sitting.)

Lincoln: [Still Sobbing Silently]

Susie: "It's gonna be okay, Lincoln."

Phil: "Well I'll just leave you 2 alone, because it looks like you're about to do it anyway."

Lincoln: [Still Sobbing Silently]

Phil: "Here's the keys, uh, drop my car off at my house when you're done."

Fade to a black screen........

Female Singer (offscreen): Why are you 

so dead

miss your bloody

bug eyed head

Female Singer (offscreen) (continued): we can't replace

your dead 

bloated face

you touched us all

with the life

you led

(Phil enters Lori's bedroom.)

Phil: "I been acting such the fool, Lori, I berated Susie for comforting Lincoln in his time of grief."

Lori: "When we cast our love into the sea of human emotion, sometimes what we catch, is in fate's hands."

Phil: "I never asked to be a fisherman in such a sea as this."

Lori: "Then you know what you must do."

Phil: [Sniffs Depressingly]

(Meanwhile with Lincoln and Ronnie Anne at the thinking docks.......)

[Music In Background]

Lincoln: [Sniffs Depressingly Again]

Ronnie Anne: "I'm sorry about how Phil's been acting, (she sits right next to Lincoln.) I don't really know what to say,"

Male Singer (off screen): Every moment

since you left me

Ronnie Anne: so I'm just gonna hug you and hold you for a really long time."

I have wondered

Ronnie Anne gets a bit closer to Lincoln.

why the night seems darker

Lincoln: "Let go."

Ronnie Anne: "Shhh, it's alright, I'm here."

Lincoln: "Let go or I'll zap you."

Lincoln backs away from Ronnie Anne's grasp.

Lincoln: [Teared Up] "Hold me."

Ronnie Anne hangs right onto Lincoln.

Lincoln: [Sobbing A Bit Again]

Lincoln: "I'm a Loud, I'm not accustomed to tragedy."