Muppets Most Wanted nail polish/I'm Going To Get My Haircut (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Kermit Me to Speak as Jeffy
 * Miss Piggy's Big Number as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Kermit Me to Speak: Hi there, Miss Piggy's Big Number.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Oh, hi little friend Kermit Me to Speak. How you today?

Kermit Me to Speak: I'm not feeling too good, to tell you the truth.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Oh, what the matter?

Kermit Me to Speak: Well, you see, today I'm going to do something that my Mom says I have to do. And I am gonna do it, it's just that, well, you see ...

Miss Piggy's Big Number: What is it, Kermit Me to Speak? What wrong?

Kermit Me to Speak: (spoken) Well ... (singing) I'm going to get my hair cut.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Oh.

Kermit Me to Speak: I've never done that before.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Me understand now.

Kermit Me to Speak: I know I once cut my finger I know I once cut my knee If cutting my hair's gonna hurt like that The barbershop's no place for me But, I've gotta go get my hair cut

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Oh, Kermit Me to Speak.

Kermit Me to Speak: (singing) Mom says I'm going to look so nice But when it's done I'll look on the floor At the hair that was up on my head before It'll be all gone, and I'll bet it'll never grow I'm getting my haircut, but I don't wanna go! (spoken) So you see, Miss Piggy's Big Number, that's why I don't feel so great.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Oh, Kermit Me to Speak. That no reason to feel bad.

Kermit Me to Speak: No?

Miss Piggy's Big Number: No, Kermit Me to Speak. Do me a favor - look at me fur. It's pretty shaggy today, hmmm?

Kermit Me to Speak: (Hmmm, it does look a little shaggier than usual.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Right, but me no like fur to get too shaggy, so you know where me going?

Kermit Me to Speak: Where?!

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Me going to get me fur cut

Kermit Me to Speak: Oh.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Me gone plenty of times before

Kermit Me to Speak: Really?

Miss Piggy's Big Number: (singing) It not like cutting me finger It not like cutting me knee 'Cuz cutting me fur doesn't hurt at all The barber's gentle as can be So me going to get me fur cut Then me going to look so nice Me look in mirror, and me see A handsome monster - oh, it me! Me always get me fur cut when it grow Me getting me fur cut, and me so glad to go (spoken) So you see, there no reason to be afraid to get haircut.

Kermit Me to Speak: Gee, you mean you like it when you get your fur cut?

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Mmm hmmm.

Kermit Me to Speak: Well, then maybe I'd like it too.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Like it? You'll love it!

Kermit Me to Speak and Miss Piggy's Big Number : We'll look in the mirror and we'll see A handsome person - oh, it's me! It's fun to get your hair cut when it grows We're getting our hair cut, and we're so glad to go!

Kermit Me to Speak: Oh, boy!