Toy Story: The Crossover Edition

Plot

 * In this crossover edition of Toy Story, Timmy Turner is Andy Davis' favorite toy, but when Timmy meets a new toy, Ed, they get off to a rocky start and Andy starts playing with him [Ed] more. Timmy then gets himself and Ed into a situation where they eventually get taken home by Sid, Andy's neighbor who tortures toys. Can he and Ed learn to cooperate, be friends and escape before Andy moves?

Quote 1

 * Sid (voice only): Yes! (evil laughter)
 * Snap: Whoa! (hides under the bed)
 * Timmy: Uh-oh!
 * Snap: It's Sid!
 * (nesting toys go back into the mouth of the big one that holds them all)
 * Eduardo: I thought he was at summer camp.
 * Garfield: They must have kicked him out early this year.
 * Eduardo: No me gusta Sid!
 * Eddy: What's that bratty kid destroying now?
 * Timmy: I can't- I can't tell. Where's Lenny?
 * Lenny: Right here, Timmy.
 * Eduardo: I cannot bear to watch one of these again! (covers his eyes)
 * Timmy (through Lenny): Oh no! It's a Crash Nebula!
 * Ed: What is everyone doing?
 * Timmy: Nothing that concerns idiots like you. Just us toys.
 * Ed: I wanna see! (looks through Lenny) Cool, that fearless space fighter is wearing a jet pack to fight evildoers!
 * Timmy: It's dynamite, moron *turns Lenny into a different direction* and here's why it's strapped to him...Sid.
 * Ed (seeing Scud instead): Boy, someone needs a haircut.
 * Timmy: NO! That's Scud you idiot! (directs him to Sid) THAT is Sid!
 * Sid: *laughing evilly*
 * Ed: Somebody must be having a good day. He sure is a happy fella.
 * Eddy: That ain't no happy fella!
 * Eduardo: He tortures toys! Just for fun! It's so scary!
 * (Sid tosses a cinder block next to the Crash Nebula action figure)
 * Ed: Stand back! A hideous alien has captured a fellow space outlaw! I will save him!
 * (Ed stands out higher on the window sill)
 * Bubbles: (gasps) What are you doing?! Get down from there!
 * Ed: I must rescue a fellow space outlaw!
 * Timmy: Yeah, sure, go ahead. Kill him with your scary B.O!
 * Lenny: *as he spots Sid lighting the dynamite* He's lighting it! He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!
 * Bubbles: *screams*
 * Ed: Release him, evil-!
 * (Everyone but Ed who Timmy pulled by his jacket, backed down from the window sill)
 * *KABOOM!*
 * Sid: Eeee-yes! He's gone! He's history! (laughs in victory)
 * Ed: Oh no! He blew up a fellow space outlaw!
 * Snap: I bet you could have stopped him, Ed.
 * Ed: Really?
 * Timmy: (laughs) Ed? I'd love to see him try. 'Course I'd love to see him as a crater.
 * Bubbles: The sooner we move, the sooner we won't hear from that big stinker anymore.

Quote 2

 * Timmy: One toy? *takes magic 8 ball* Will Andy pick me? *shakes the 8 ball and it displays the "Don't count on it" label* DON'T COUNT ON IT?!!!! *begins to shudder violently in fury* RRRRRRRYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! *throws magic 8 ball behind the furniture and looks at it* (quietly to himself) Heh heh, I thought of just the plan to force Andy to take me instead of Monobrow. (out loud) ED!!!!! *runs to Ed* *panting* Oh, Ed! Oh, Ed! Ed, my goodness, we've got trouble!


 * Ed: Trouble? What's trouble?


 * Timmy: Trouble's down there, Lumpy! A helpless toy is trapped, Ed!
 * Ed: *runs to the spot where Timmy threw the ball* E-I-E-I-O!
 * Timmy: *sneaks to RC (as himself) and moves his wheels to wake him up*
 * Ed: I don't see toys, Timmy!
 * Timmy: *pulls the trigger to force RC to lunge for Ed* H-he's there, just keep looking!
 * Ed: Where's the toy-- AAAAAHHHH!!!!! *jumps out of the way of RC*
 * Eddy: *gasps loudly*
 * Timmy: *shudders in fear after pins drop around Ed*
 * *globe rolls in Ed's direction*
 * Timmy: *stares at Ed in horror* Whoa!
 * *Ed rolls onto window sill*
 * lamp misses Timmy and knocks Ed out the window*
 * Ed: *screams*
 * Bubbles: Ed!!!!
 * Eduardo: Senior Ed!!!
 * Eddy: Monobrow!!!!
 * Timmy: (worried) Ed!
 * Ed: *falls into a bush*
 * Snap: I don't see him in the driveway! I think he bounced into Sid's yard!
 * Eduardo: *crying* Ed!!!
 * RC: *honking*
 * Eduardo: Everyone, RC is trying to say something! What is it, amigo?
 * Eddy: He's saying that this was no accident.
 * (Toys gasp)
 * Bubbles: What do you mean?
 * Eddy: I mean Monobrow was pushed
 * Snap: No!
 * Eddy:...BY TIMMY!!!
 * (The toys look at Timmy)
 * All: What?
 * Timmy: Wait a minute. You-You don't think I meant to knock Ed out of the window, do you, Eddy?
 * Eddy: That's Mr. Eddy Mcrich to you! You back-stabbing two-timing squirt!
 * (Other toys gasp)
 * Timmy: Now, it was an accident. Guys, come on. You-You gotta believe me.
 * Snap: We believe you, Timmy. Right, Eduardo?
 * Eduardo: No me gusta confrontations!
 * (Benson pops out of his bucket)
 * Benson: WHERE IS YOUR HONOR, TURNER?! YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE FIRED AS-!!! *Timmy shuts the bucket* Hey!
 * Eddy: You just couldn't handle Ed cutting in on your playtime could you, Timmy? Didn't want to face the fact that Ed might be Andy's new favorite toy, SO YOU GOT RID OF HIM!!! Well, what if Andy starts playing with me more, Twerp? YOU GONNA KNOCK ME OUT OF THE WINDOW TOO?!!
 * Garfield: I don't think we should give him the chance.
 * (Benson along with other Regular Show characters pop out of the bucket and onto Timmy)
 * Benson: THERE HE IS!! FRAG HIM!!!
 * Eddy: LET'S CHOKE HIM WITH HIS PULL STRING!!
 * (Eddy and Garfield join in attacking Timmy)
 * Bubbles:*with tears in her eyes* Stop it! I hate it when you guys fight!
 * Garfield: I got dibs on his hat!
 * Timmy: No, no, no, wait! I can explain everything!
 * Andy (voice only): Okay, mom. Be right down. I've gotta get Ed.
 * (Toys scramble back to their places)
 * Benson: Back to the bucket!!!

Quote 3

 * Timmy: Oh, how am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?
 * (Then above the open roof was Ed)
 * Timmy: Ed!
 * (Ed jumps into the car)
 * Timmy: Ed! Ha! You're alive! Oh, this is great! I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy will find us, he'll take us back to the room and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake? Huh? Right? Buddy?
 * Ed: You torment me! Prepare to meet your maker!!!!
 * Timmy: What are you talking about, Ed--?
 * Ed suddenly spears Timmy who screamed as the 2 fly out of the car*
 * (The two rumble their way under the car where Ed's voice box made various quotes and laughs then Ed chucked Timmy across as he screamed and hit a tire)
 * Timmy: OK! COME ON! YA WANT A CHUNK OUTTA ME, MONOBROW--?!
 * *Ed punches Timmy's face causing it to spin*
 * Timmy then tackled Ed to the ground hitting his face and Ed bit his hand*
 * Timmy: AAAAAAHH!!! *hits Ed's chest*
 * Ed's voice box: Butt-Butt-Butt-Butt-Buttered Toast!
 * (Ed then got up and flipped Timmy face down and grabbed his arms)
 * Andy's mom (voice only): Next stop...
 * Andy: Pizza Planet! Yeah!
 * (Door slides shut, Car starts and departs)
 * Timmy: [Gasp] Andy!
 * (The car continued driving away leaving Timmy and Ed behind)
 * Timmy: [panting] Wh-Doesn't he realize that I'm not there?! [Loud Gasp] I'm lost! [Sobs] I'm a lost toy! [Sniffling and Sobbing]

Quote 4

 * Ed: The Robots are-!
 * Timmy [loud whisper]: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
 * Ed: Shush! Do not panic, little buddy.
 * Timmy: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy's gone, They're gonna move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!
 * Ed: Not I. You made me fly out the window like a canoe.
 * Timmy: Oh yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up with your little fake junkyard rocket and taken away EVERYTHING THAT WAS IMPORTANT TO ME!!!
 * Ed: The number you are dialing is not in service. *Sudden realization* The universe is in danger!
 * Timmy: What?! What are you talking about?!
 * Ed: Deep in the void of space, 3 brave space outlaws have crash landed on the robot planet and without them at home base to prepare, the robots will hunt us down for Sunday supper and I, ED, MUST SAVE THEM!
 * *moment of silence*
 * TImmy: YOU! ARE! A! TOOYYYYY!! YOU AREN'T THE REAL ED! OR A SPACE OUTLAW FOR THAT MATTER! YOU'RE AN-! UGH! YOU'RE AN ACTION FIGURE! YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAY THING!
 * Ed: Your dark side makes my armpits sweat. Toot-a-loo! (walks away)
 * Timmy: OH YEAH?! WELL, GOOD RIDDANCE, YA LUMP! (angrily mocking Ed) "The robots will hunt us down for Sunday Supper!". HEH!
 * Pizza Planet truck suddenly pulls into the gas station*


 * Pizza Planet Driver: Hey, gas dude! Hey, man can you help me?
 * Timmy: Pizza Planet? Andy!
 * [Timmy runs forward but stops and goes back some steps]
 * Timmy: Oh no! I can't show my face in that room without Ed! Ed! Ed! Come Back!
 * Ed: Stay away!
 * Timmy: No, Ed! You gotta come back! I-*looks at rocket ship on truck* I found a spaceship!
 * Ed: *raises his brow in curiosity*
 * Timmy: It's a spaceship, Ed!
 * (Overview of truck is shown)
 * Ed: Cool! Can we visit the planet of Baconmen and have the marrow sucked from our bones?
 * Timmy: Sure and afterwards we'll be able to find a way to get you to those space outlaws.
 * Ed: Right-o! (climbs up to where the cockpit is)
 * Timmy: No wait! wait! Ed! Ed! *chases Ed to the truck* Let's ride in back! No one will see us there!
 * Ed: You snooze, you lose, Timmy! *climbs in the cockpit in the Pizza Planet Truck*
 * Timmy: (Whispering loudly) Ed! Ed!
 * Pizza Planet Driver: Thanks for the directions okay?
 * Gas Station worker (voice only): Yeah, no problem kid!
 * Timmy: (Whispering loudly) ED!!!!
 * Pizza Planet truck starts and revs*
 * Timmy: *climbs inside the cargo bay of the vehicle* *gets hit in the rear* YEOW! *sees Ed fastening his seatbelt* (To himself) "You snooze you lose, Timmy!" How much more of an idiot could he be? *truck accelerates forcefully* YAAAHHHH--OOF!!!! *truck veeres left* YAAAAAHHHH-UNGH!!!! *suitcase slides for Timmy* AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *gets hit* *scene cuts into the Pizza Planet parking lot with the truck rushing at incredible speed and screeching to a halt right in front of the eating establishment*

Quote 5

 * (Thunder rumbling)
 * (Sid asleep, snoring)
 * (Timmy straining from under the crate)
 * Timmy: Psst! Psst! Hey, Ed!
 * (Timmy then tosses a tool nut at Ed getting his attention)
 * Timmy: Get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me!
 * Ed:....
 * Timmy: Oh, come on, Ed. I- Ed, I can't do this without you. I need your help.
 * Ed: But I can't help, little buddy. *sniffles*
 * Timmy: Oh, sure you can, Ed. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you and then we'll make a break for Andy's house!
 * Ed: I haven't a clue on what's different.
 * Timmy: Ed, dude, you had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly-more than usual.
 * Ed: No, little buddy. I, Ed, have thunk clearly. You were right. I, Ed am not a fearless space outlaw. I, Ed am just a useless toy.
 * Timmy: Whoa, hold it, Ed. Being a toy is way better than being a space outlaw.
 * Ed: I'm stumped.
 * Timmy: It is, Ed. Look. Over in that house is a kid who thinks you're like the greatest. And not because you're a space outlaw, dude. You're a toy. You are his toy.
 * Ed: Don't talk to me.
 * Timmy: Come on, Ed. Andy totally wants you back. I mean, look at you. You're an Ed action figure. Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got removable junkyard accessories, you glow in the dark, you're from an awesome tv show, you say hilarious things. You're a cool toy.
 * (Ed looks at Timmy, expression remaining the same)
 * Timmy: As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean, what chance does a toy like me have against an Ed action figure? All I can do is...(pulls string)
 * Timmy's voicebox: There's Crocker on my back.
 * Timmy: Why would Andy want me when he's got you? I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket. (turns away from Ed)
 * (Ed looks at Timmy with realization. Then he looks at "ANDY" written on the bottom of his shoe)
 * Timmy: Listen, Ed. You better just forget about me and get out of here while you're still in one piece.
 * (Timmy turns around to see Ed isn't there)
 * Timmy: [sighs]
 * (Suddenly, Timmy heard a clattering sound from above the crate. He looks to see Ed on top)
 * Timmy: Ed? What are you doing?
 * Ed: Come on, little buddy. A little boy needs us. Let us rescue you.
 * Timmy: Yes, sir!
 * (The two worked together moving the toolbox and crate)
 * Timmy: Come on, Ed. We can do it!
 * [Van engine heard outside]
 * Ed (looking outside): Uh-oh!
 * Timmy: Crud! That's the moving van, isn't it?! We got to get outta here now.
 * (The two continued working, Ed squeezed between the toolbox and window, he pushed with his legs against the window sill as well as his arms against the toolbox and Timmy was free)
 * Timmy: All right!
 * (Timmy jumps to the floor)
 * Timmy (loud whisper): Ed! I'm out!
 * Ed: Un-out?! Do not panic. I will soon have you free.
 * Timmy (loud whisper): NO, ED! I SAID-
 * (Then the toolbox fell on top of Timmy and the crate on the toolbox)
 * Sid (snoring and dreaming): I wanna ride the pony.
 * Ed: Boy, that was close. Timmy? Are you all right, little buddy?
 * Timmy (dizzy): I'm fine. It's all good.
 * (Suddenly, Sid's alarm clock went off, Ed resumed toy mode and Timmy hid under the toolbox)
 * Sid (waking up): Oh yeah! (grabs Ed) Time for lift off! Woo! (unlocking the locks on his door) FULL SPEED AHEAD! Woo-hoo!
 * (Timmy ran to the door in time to stop it from closing. Then he saw Scud who ran barking running toward Sid's room)
 * Timmy: Down, down!
 * (Timmy shut the door on Scud who continued barking)
 * Timmy: Oh man, what am I going to do? Come on, Turner. Think.
 * (Toys clattering)
 * Timmy: Hey, guys!
 * (The toys ran into hiding)
 * Timmy: No, no, no, no. Wait! Please listen, guys. There's a good toy down there and he's gonna be blown up to bits any minute. All because of me. We gotta save him. And, uh-But I need your help.
 * (Baby Spider-head peeks out from under the bed)
 * Timmy: Please. He's my friend. He's the only one I've got left.
 * (The toys then with a change of heart assembled around Timmy)
 * Timmy: Oh, thanks, guys. Now, we're gonna have to break a few rules. But if it works, it'll help everybody.

Quote 6

 * Ed: You can do it, Timmy!!!!
 * Timmy: *grunts and groans* *jumps for cloth and grabs hold of it* Whoo hoo hoo hoo! *Scud barks in the distance* I made it!
 * Ed: *gasps loudly*
 * *Scud is then shown lunging for Timmy*
 * Timmy: *screams*
 * Scud bites and chews on Timmy's ankle*
 * Timmy: *grunts and groans* Let go of me ya dumb dog!!!! Down, Scud, down!
 * Ed: Hold on, best friend!!!!
 * Timmy: *groaning in pain* I--I-I can't do it! TAKE CARE OF ANDY FOR ME!!!!
 * Ed: BELLY FLOP!!!! *jumps on Scud and tries fighting the dog*
 * Timmy: ED!!!! *stares at the fight between the two and thinks of a plan to save Ed* Scud, that evil "K-9 unit" is gonna pay BIG TIME.
 * *tries lifting the trunk of the moving van and grunts in unison*
 * *truck stops and trunk lifts open*
 * Timmy: *stares at the wrong toy box* Ah ha!
 * Scud tosses Ed underneath the car and barks aggressively at him*
 * Timmy: *grunting and opens the wrong toy box*
 * Eddy: OUCH!
 * Eduardo: Are we there already?
 * Eddy: Oh great, it's that twerp again!
 * Timmy: *pushes toy box out of frustration and looks in the other toy box*
 * Eddy: OW!
 * Garfield: What's Goin' on with him!? Wh-what's he taking?!
 * Timmy: Ah ha! There ya are, boy!
 * Eddy: What's that twerp doin' now?!
 * *RC whimpers and Timmy boots him off the van*
 * *Toys scream*
 * Eduardo: The enemigo's at it again!!!!
 * Timmy: *pulls the trigger to allow RC to go underneath the car and rescue Ed*
 * Timmy: Ha, ha! Got em'!
 * *Truck then moves*
 * Eddy: DESTROY THE TOY KILLER!!!!
 * Toys tip toy box over and lunge for Timmy*
 * Timmy: *gasps loudly and tries controlling RC and beginning the chase between Ed, RC, and Scud*
 * Eduardo: ARIBA!!!!
 * Timmy: No guys! C'mon! No, No!
 * Scud approaches Ed and RC*
 * Timmy: No, wait! *Toy John Cena spins Timmy around and Ed and RC as well*
 * Ed: WEEEEE!!!!
 * *Timmy groans after being thrown by John Cena*
 * *Scud chases Ed and RC again*
 * Eddy: FROG SPLASH!!!!
 * *pounces on Timmy*
 * Timmy: WHOA!
 * *Ed and RC jump and swerve*
 * *both approach the busy intersection*
 * Ed: *screams*
 * cars block Scud and Sid's dog is defeated*
 * Ed: That was close.
 * Timmy: No no no! Wait, you don't understand! Ed's out there we gotta help him! NO-HOOOO!!!!
 * Eddy: Throw the killer overboard!!!!
 * Timmy: No, no, no, wait!!! *John Cena throws him out of the moving van* YAAAAHHHH!!!!
 * *barrel-rolls and and comes to rest in sitting position.*
 * stares at the leaving moving van*
 * Eduardo: OLE!!!!
 * Garfield: Good riddance, Beaver Boy!!!!
 * Timmy: *sighs in relief and avoids a speeding vehicle*
 * Ed: *lunging for Timmy with RC* Coming for you Timmy--!
 * Timmy: OOF! Oh, Ed! Thanks for the ride!
 * Ed: Ca-Ca- CAR!!!!
 * Timmy: *screams and veers RC out of harm's way* Now let's gain ground on that van and prove that you're actually alive! *switches RC to TURBO MODE, unaware of RC's depleting battery*

Quote 7

 * *toys celebrate "vanquishing" Timmy*
 * Lenny: GUYS! GUYS! Timmy's riding RC....
 * Toys: WHAT?!
 * Lenny: AND ED IS WITH HIM!!!!
 * Bubbles: *approaches Lenny* Can I see?
 * Lenny: Please do, Bubbles!
 * Bubbles picks Lenny up and looks through his binoculars*
 * Bubbles: It IS Ed! I tried telling you that Timmy learned from his mistake and was telling the truth all along!
 * Snap: What the heck have we done to the poor kid?!
 * Eduardo: (Feeling guilty) Oh, ay carumba!!!!
 * Timmy: We're almost there, Lumpy!!!!
 * Bubbles: Cena, help them up with the ramp!
 * Cena: If they want it, they DESERVE IT!!!! *grunts fiercely and pulls lever to lower down the ramp*
 * Timmy: LOOK OUT!!!!
 * Bubbles: *screams*
 * Snap: Quick! Grab onto my ankles! *stretches himself onto the edge of the ramp*
 * Eddy: Atta-boy, stretch!!!!
 * RC suddenly begins losing ground on the moving van*
 * Snap: *grunts and groans* TIMMY!!!! *toys clung hard onto Snap's elastic legs* Timmy speed up, bucko!
 * Timmy: Speed up!
 * Ed: We are running out of fuel, little buddy!!!!
 * Snap: *screaming in pain*
 * (scene suddenly cuts to Andy's car and Molly observes, Molly giggles and scene suddenly cuts back to the moving van)
 * Snap: *screaming* I can't hold you any longer!!!
 * Timmy: SNAP!!!! HANG ON!!!!!!!!! *Snap suddenly loses grip on Timmy and stretches back into the moving van* NOOOOO!!!!!
 * Snap: *crashes* OW! Great gumballs!
 * Eddy: That hurt!
 * (Scene cuts to RC slowly rolling to a halt)
 * Timmy (frustrated): GREAT!
 * Ed (with sudden realization): Timmy! My rocket!
 * Timmy: *gasps* The match! *grabs match* Yes! Thank you, Sid! *lights match and suddenly a speeding vehicle puts the match out*
 * Timmy: *sadly pants and tears up* No... no, no, no! *sadly moans* (in a crying way) We're done..... we're done!!!! *sobs* We're lost forever.... *Timmy suddenly senses the steam in his hands and thinks of an idea to get them back to Andy) *grabs Ed*
 * Ed: Timmy, what are you doing?!
 * Timmy: Hold still, Lumpy! *Timmy finally lights fuse* *laughs with triumph*
 * Ed: Way to go, little buddy! Next stop.... ANDY!!!!
 * Timmy (with sudden realization): Wait a minute, Ed.... I just lit a rocket.... ROCKETS EXPLODE--!!!! *rocket blasts them and RC towards the moving van and Timmy's teeth chatter*
 * (scene cuts to moving van)
 * Snap: I should've held on to that bucko longer... *sobs*
 * Lenny: LOOK! LOOK! It's Timmy and Ed comin' up fast!!!! (Scene shows Timmy, Ed, and RC gaining a lot of ground on the van)
 * Eddy: TIMMY!!!!
 * (scene cuts back to Timmy, Ed, and RC)
 * Timmy: *teeth chatter*
 * RC is dropped into the moving van*
 * (Timmy and Ed shoot up into the air with the rocket)
 * Timmy: AAAAHHHHH!!!!! This is the part where we blow to bits!
 * Ed: Not today!!!! *breaks out of the tape strapped to the rocket*