AnimatedFan195's Random Comic Frenzy/Transcript

(Episode starts off with Mordecai grabbing Nemo (OC)'s nose)

Mordecai: Got your nose.

(Chief Bogo breaks the door in)

Chief Bogo: Look out! He's got a nose!

(Chief Bogo shoots at them with a gun)

Title: AnimatedFan195's Random Comic Frenzy

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Dipper Pines: And a-one, and a-two, and-a three!

(Dipper throws the ball to the bottles, but it misses the bottles and hits Wendy in the eye)

Wendy Corduroy: Ahhh! My eye!

Dipper Pines: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Wendy, are you okay?

Wendy Corduroy: Does it look swollen?

Dipper Pines: Everything's gonna be fine! Don't worry! I'll-I'll go get some ice!

Marco Diaz: That's gotta hurt.

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Sis Rabbit: Come on, make your wish.

Stu Hopps: Hmm! I wish you'd join a choir. A local band, or something.

Sis Rabbit: I tried.

Stu Hopps: Bah!

Judy Hopps: Hey, hey, Dad! We've been over this.

Stu Hopps: So she's a little shy. So what? If I had a voice like Sis's, I'd be a superstar by now! Just singing. (vocalizing)

Sis Rabbit: Sure you would, Grandpa. Now blow out your candles.

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Danny: Well, nothing to do today but hang on the old screen door. I'm bored. I'm so bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I wish something would happen.

(Hiro slams the screen door on Danny)

Hiro Hamada: Danny, it's lunchtime! Now where'd he go?

(Hiro closes the door)

Danny: I'm in pain! I'm in real pain! Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain, pain!

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Kristoff: Okay, first of all, you have a perfect tiny. And secondly, if you're worried about firmness, the secret is isometric glue crunches.

GoGo Tomago: Really?

Kristoff: Yeah. We can do them anywhere any time now. See? Mailbox open, mailbox closed. Mailbox open, mailbox closed. Come on, try with me.

Kristoff and GoGo Tomago: Mailbox open, mailbox closed. Mailbox open, mailbox closed. Mailbox open, mailbox--

Wreck-It Ralph: You know, just once, I'd like a walk in this room and not be freaked out.

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Mordecai: All right, guys. Let's put this tent together.

Rigby: I'd never put a tent together, Mordecai.

Skips: Yeah, this looks kinda hard, dude.

Mordecai: Guys, it's not hard, it's easy. Look, you're doing like 10 seconds. Like, uh, you start with, like, this piece, and you set up like that, you see, and uh--

Skips: Like that, dude?

Mordecai: Yeah, and then you do that and--

Skips: Huh.

(The start-up tent falls over)

Rigby: Mordecai, it fell over.

Mordecai: But look, when you get inside, it looked like...

Skips: Yeah, I don't think that's how it works, dude.

Mordecai: Guys, that's how a tent works. Look, I'm excited like...

Rigby: Mordecai, that's kinda like just a blanket.

Skips: Dude, you could suffocate like that.

Mordecai: No, you can't!

Rigby: Mordecai, this is stupid.

Mordecai: Oh, so you're doing it.

Rigby: All right!

Skips: Because you're stupid, dude!

(Mordecai, Rigby and Skips try to build a tent)

Mordecai: You like this, Rigby?

Rigby: I said hold it still, Mordecai!

Mordecai: Well, I'm holding it still!

Rigby: If it falls again, I'm gonna be so pissed!

Mordecai: Rigby, just toss over the thing!

Skips: Yeah, hurry up, dude!

Rigby: All right then!

(Rigby throws the cover of the tent, but it fails)

Rigby: God damn it! I told you to hold it still!

Mordecai: It was Skips' fault!

Skips: No, I wasn't, dude!

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(Pooh gasps)

Baloo: Are you trying to get rid of me?

Winnie the Pooh: Before I answered that, I'd like to know how much you heard.

Baloo: So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Oh, man! You're making me angry. And when I get angry, I do this. (growls) And I don't wanna do that. I need this place, and if it's gonna come down to you or me, it's gonna be me! (growls)

Winnie the Pooh: (screams)

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