Thomas Stories: The Ultimate Crossover Edition

Thomas Stories: The Crossover Edition is a crossover series starring various characters of TV shows and real life celebrities as the engines of Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends. Only Episodes from Seasons 1-7 will be allowed in this format. No episodes from Seasons 8-present allowed.

Major Trivia

 * The characters will be portrayed as engines as opposed to being humans in their own shows and will be painted the same colors as their usual attires, but they will have the same whistle sounds as their engine egos on the Island Of Sodor.
 * The Narrators (Ringo Starr, George Carlin, Alec Baldwin, Michael Angelis and Michael Brandon) will be present, but the engines will speak with their original voices.

Quote 1

 * Ringo: Timmy is a tank engine who lives at a big station on the Island of Sodor. He's a cheeky little engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler and a short stumpy dome. He also has a rather big tooth.
 * Timmy: Hey!
 * (Timmy pulls into the station with coaches where Ed could be seen)
 * Ringo: He's a fussy little engine too. Always pulling coaches about ready for the big engines to take on long journeys. (Ed pulls out with a train) And when trains come in, (in unison, Timmy pulls backwards into the station with coaches) he pulls the empty coaches away so that the big engines can go and rest. Timmy thinks no engine works as hard as he does. (in unison, Ed and Eddy puff by with trains) He loves playing tricks on them (in unison, Timmy puffed by pushing a freight car) including Homer, the biggest and proudest engine of all. (in unison, a shot of Homer looking proud and important was shown). Timmy likes to tease Homer with his whistle. (in unison, a shot of Timmy's whistle was shown blowing steam and making Thomas' whistle sound)
 * Timmy: Wake up, ya' lazy bum! Why don't you work hard and get some exercise like me?!

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 1
 * This episode introduces Timmy, his driver, Bubbles, Homer, his express coaches, Lenny, Carl and Moe, Ed (not yet named) and Eddy (not yet named) to the series.
 * John Cena (playing Sir Topham Hatt) cameos, but he is not properly introduced until "Come Out, Ed!".

Quotes

 * Ringo: One day, Edd was in the shed where he lived with the other engines. They were all bigger than Edd and boasted about it.
 * Homer: Lisa won't choose you again.
 * Ringo: Said Homer
 * Homer: She'll want a strong engine like me.
 * Ringo: But Lisa felt sorry for Edd.
 * Lisa: You poor, poor engine. Would you like to come out today?
 * Edd: Oh, yes! Bless you, Lisa!
 * Ringo: Said Edd. So they lit his fire, made lots of steam and Edd puffed away.
 * (Edd leaves the shed)
 * Ringo: The other engines were very cross about being left behind.

Quote 2

 * Ringo: Edd played till there were no more freight cars, then he stopped to rest. Presently, he heard a whistle. *Homer blows his whistle* Homer was very cross. Instead of nice shining coaches, he was pulling a very dirty freight train.
 * Homer: *loud groan* Why do I have to do all the dirty work?! It's wrong! SO WRONG! Why did Mr. Cena give me this dirty work?!
 * Ringo: He grumbled.
 * Homer: Or maybe I could be something like a donut delivery train. Mmmm...donuts.... *drools*
 * Ringo: Edd laughed and went to find some more freight cars. Then there was trouble.
 * Stationmaster: Homer can't get help the hill! Can you go take Edd and push him please?
 * Edd: Right-O!
 * Ringo: They found Homer halfway up and very cross. Marge spoke to him SEVERELY.
 * Marge: What's wrong with you, Homey?! You're not trying!
 * Homer: It's no use, Marge!
 * Ringo: said Homer.
 * Homer: The loudmouthed freight cars hold me back!
 * Ringo: Lisa came up.
 * Lisa: Me and Edd have arrived to your assist.
 * Ringo: said Lisa.
 * Homer: WHAT?! How could that runt push me up this stupid hill?
 * Ringo: said Homer.
 * Lisa: Just you wait. Edd'll show you!
 * Ringo: replied Lisa.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Edd, his driver, Lisa Simpson and Homer's driver, Marge Simpson to the series.

Quotes

 * Ringo: The engine's name is Ed. Sid argued with him, but he would not move.
 * Ed: The evil rain will make me melt like the butter monster in "The Breakfast that ate Man!"
 * Ringo: He said.

Quote 2

 * Ringo: Then along came John Cena, a person who left the WWE wrestling company to become the superintendent in charge of all the engines on the Island Of Sodor.
 * John Cena: We're gonna pull ya out if you're gonna keep acting this way, Ed. I'm not joking with you, Monobrow.
 * Ringo: But Ed only blew steam at him. *Ed hisses steam at Cena*

Quote 3

 * *Timmy couples up to Ed*
 * Ringo: Timmy pushed and puffed, and puffed as hard as ever he could. But Ed stayed in tunnel.
 * Timmy: C'mon, Lumpy! MOVE!!!! *grunts and groans*
 * Ed: NO!!!! *grunts*
 * Timmy: *groans and pants* The passengers are gonna give bad reviews to their friends about the railway! *stops* (in a tired way) You need to stop this nonsense, Monobrow.... *pants*
 * Ringo: Eventually, even John Cena gave up.
 * John Cena: Usually I never give up (referring to the WWE), but sadly I have to give up here because you are acting as stubborn as a mule. As your punishment we're gonna remove your rails and leave you here until you learn to cope the best you can with the rain.
 * Ringo: So they took up the old rails and built a brick wall in front of Ed so that the other engines wouldn't bump into him.

Trivia

 * Ed, his driver Sid The Sloth (Ice Age) and John Cena are properly introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Ringo: Homer always pulled the big express. He was proud being the only engine strong enough to do so. It was full of important people. Like John Cena. And Homer was seeing how fast he could go.
 * Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm king of the world!
 * Ringo: He said.
 * Moe, Lenny and Carl: Homer, Homer, he's our guy! Down the tracks, you'll see him fly!
 * Ringo: Sang the coaches. In a minute, Homer could see the tunnel where Ed stood bricked up and lonely.
 * Ed: *sobs* It is not fair. Where's the fruity pebble to let me out?! The evil rain has stopped.
 * Ringo: But Ed didn't know how to ask.
 * Homer (to Moe, Lenny and Carl): Guys, watch me scare Ed.
 * Ringo: Said Homer. He was almost there when.
 * (Steam blows in Marge's face)
 * Marge (in unison): WHOA!
 * Ringo: And there was proud Homer going slower and slower. In a cloud of steam. Marge stopped the train.
 * Homer: What the heck happened?!
 * Ringo: Asked Homer.
 * Homer: I don't feel like king of the world.
 * Marge: You burst your safety valves, Homie. You can't pull the train anymore.
 * Homer: D'oh!
 * Ringo: Said Homer.
 * Homer: And I was having the most glorious day of my life! And now Ed's laughing at me!
 * (Scene goes to Ed laughing goofy)
 * Homer (in unison to Ed laughing): *growls* Why you big--!
 * Ringo: Everyone came to see Homer.
 * John Cena: *annoyed sigh*
 * Ringo: Said John Cena.
 * John Cena: You big trains cause nothing but trouble for me! Send for another train immediately!

Trivia

 * Eddy is properly introduced to the series in this episode.
 * Eddy's driver, Nazz and Timmy's coaches, Cosmo and Wanda are introduced to the series in this episode as well.

Quote 1

 * Timmy: Here are your cars, Eddy.
 * Ringo: said Timmy.
 * Timmy: Have ya prepared any bootlaces with ya?
 * Ringo: And he ran off laughing.
 * Cars: Oh, no!
 * Ringo: cried the cars.
 * Cars: We want a proper engine, not an angry monster!
 * Ringo: Eddy didn't care and started as soon the conductor was ready.
 * Eddy: C'mon! C'mon! Move it ya lil saps! I'll show you who's an "angry monster"!
 * Ringo: he puffed.
 * Cars: WE WON'T!!!! WE WON'T!!!!
 * Ringo: screamed the freight cars, but Eddy didn't care, he just pulled the screeching cars sternly out of the station.

Quotes

 * Timmy: Out of order?! Dead-Gummit! I'm thirsty!
 * Bubbles: Never mind, Timmy.
 * Ringo: Said Bubbles
 * Bubbles: We'll get you a nice drink of water from the river.

Quote 2

 * Ringo: Steam was hissing from his boiler in an alarming way.
 * Bubbles: *screams* There's too much steam!!!!!
 * Ringo: cried Bubbles.
 * Timmy: UGH! It feels like I have shrimp puffs in my boiler!
 * Ringo: cried Timmy.
 * Bubbles: I'm gonna try and get you to the repair yard so that they can help you feel better, sweetie.
 * Ringo: said Bubbles, sweetly.
 * Timmy: *upset stomach groan* The pain.... THE PAIN!!!!! Why can't trains throw up for once?!!!! WHY?!!!! *loud painful groan*
 * Ringo: hissed Timmy.

Quote 3

 * John Cena: Don't you worry, Timmy.
 * Ringo: said John Cena.
 * John Cena: We'll soon get you back to work.
 * Ringo: The Professor climbed aboard Timmy and looked in his tank. Then he climbed down.
 * Professor Utonium: Excuse me, Mr. Cena? Since I am bewildered of what's in that tank, please look inside and tell me what you encounter.
 * John Cena: Let me see.
 * Ringo: said John Cena. He climbed the ladder, looked in Timmy's tank and nearly fell off in surprise.
 * John Cena: Professor,
 * Ringo: he said.
 * John Cena: I think the solution to the problem in this tank is FISH.
 * Timmy: *loud horrified gasp*
 * Professor Utonium: *gasps* Bubbles, how on earth did those fish make their way into Timmy's tank?!
 * Bubbles: Me and Timmy must've fished them out with our bucket by accident. *sad gasps* I was only giving my Timmy Bear a drink. *cries* (in a crying way) The water tower was out of order!
 * Ringo: cried Bubbles.
 * John Cena: *hugs Bubbles to sooth her*
 * John Cena: Awwww... I know it ain't your fault. People make mistakes.
 * Timmy: I can't believe Eddy was right for once and I didn't heed what he said. *painful groan*
 * John Cena: Just calm down, Timmy. We'll fish them out for you. Fish don't suit you and me and the Professor must get them out before you get any worse.
 * Bubbles: Can I help you guys fish them out of my poor Timmypie?
 * John Cena: Of course, Bubbles. Somehow, I'm holding an extra rod but you can have it if you like.
 * Bubbles: Yay!
 * Ringo: So Bubbles, John Cena, and the Professor took turns fishing in Timmy's tank, while John and the Professor were teaching Bubbles how to do it. The Professor and John even held Bubbles to catch her fall if she fell.
 * Bubbles (catching her very first fish): OOO! OOO! This is a fighty one! *catches fish and grunts* I-I-I think I caught one!
 * John Cena: Great job! Roll it up, Bubble-Bass Master!
 * Bubbles: *rolls up the fish* *grunts* (in a groaning way) I-I-I think I've caught him!
 * John Cena: and it seems you did! Congratulations, Bubbles! You caught your first fish!
 * Bubbles: Right out of Timmy's tank?! (excitedly) HOORAY! I'm so proud! I helped my honey and that's definitely my dinner tonight, John! *cheers* I can't wait to have it!
 * John Cena: Don't you worry, Bubbles. We're having a picnic supper later to satisfy ourselves. Climb down quickly and I'll take that fish of the hook for you. *Bubbles climbs down and he takes fish of her hook and throws it into a pail next to the ladder.
 * Ringo: When they've caught all the fish, they had a lovely picnic supper of Fish N' Chips.
 * Bubbles (after she took her last bite of fish): Oh my, I feel sorry for eating the cute little fish, but from now on, I'll never eat fish again.... well, for a while at least--*belches* excuse me. *giggles*
 * Ringo: giggled Bubbles, and climbed aboard Timmy.
 * John Cena (after he ate): Mmmm... that was a great meal.
 * Ringo: said John Cena.
 * John Cena: But fish don't suit you, Timmy. So next time, use another water tower if one's out of order.
 * Timmy: *comfortable sigh* I will.
 * Ringo: said Timmy.
 * Timmy: Engines don't go fishing, they ain't comfortable. *story ends*

Trivia

 * Professor Utonium makes his only appearance in the series in this episode.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Martin and Milhouse to the series, but Milhouse isn't named until next episode.

Trivia

 * Milhouse is properly introduced in this episode.

Quote 1

 * Homer: You never get the memo, mini little Timmy. We tender engines are very important to the world. But to shunt our own coaches and go onto those filthy sidings, it's... it's... D'OH! It ain't fair to us. *Timmy and Homer puff away with their trains*
 * Ringo: Timmy chuckled and went off with Cosmo and Wanda.
 * Wanda (while leaving with Timmy): Geez, what a big blue jerk!
 * Homer: *loud groan* THIS IS JUST WRONG!!!!
 * Ringo: hissed Homer as he ran backwards to the turntable.

Quote 2

 * Timmy: Hello, Homeboy!
 * Ringo: said Timmy:
 * Timmy: Is it opposite day? No wonder you're going backwards like us tank engines *laughs*
 * Ringo: Homer said nothing. (Eddy passes by with his train) Even Eddy laughed when he saw him.
 * Homer (Timmy leaves station in unison): Watch yourself, shrimp! You never know if you'll stick!
 * Eddy: Who cares?
 * Ringo: chuckled Eddy.
 * Eddy: I ain't fat like you, Homeboy! I'll stick to that table like a quarter stuck to a sidewalk (referring to "One Of Those Eds").
 * Ringo: Eddy soon puffed onto the turntable. He could now swing easily.
 * Ringo: Homer arrived in time to see everything. Eddy turned much too easy. The wind puffed him round like a top. He couldn't stop!
 * Homer: *laughs*
 * Ringo: laughed Homer
 * Homer: What are you up to little Eddy? Are you playing round-a-bouts?

Trivia

 * Bart is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Ringo: Edd had warned Bart.
 * Edd (voice only): Be cautious on the main line, whistle to the signalman so that he could change the switch.
 * Ringo: But Bart didn't remember to whistle, so the busy signalman forgot him. Bart waited and waited. The points were still against him so that he couldn't move, then he looked along the main line.
 * Bart: PEEP!!!! PEEP!!!!
 * Ringo: he whistled in horror for rushing straight towards him... (scene cuts to Homer charging for Bart) was Homer with the express!
 * Kevin: Retreat!!!!
 * Ringo: cried Kevin, but Bart's wheels wouldn't turn quickly!
 * Homer: (Screams) OH MY GOSH! I'M GONNA CRASH! SAVE ME JEBUS!!!!!
 * Ringo: screamed Homer. Bart shut his eyes and waited for the crash!
 * (Homer rolls up to Bart)
 * Ringo: When Bart opened his eyes, he found that Homer had stopped by the buffers a few inches from his own!
 * Homer: What the?! Bart! WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!
 * Ringo: screamed Homer, but suddenly Bart's wheels began to move.
 * Bart: UH-OH! Gotta go!!!! See ya later Homeboy!!!!
 * Ringo: He puffed.

Trivia

 * Kevin (Ed, Edd n Eddy) is introduced in the series as Bart's driver.

Quote 1

 * Ringo: One morning, Ed was feeling very sorry for himself. Sometimes he could pull trains, but sometimes he felt he had no strength at all.
 * Ed: Ed is suffering for I am a lonely number who nobody wants!
 * Eddy: That's a load of loose change, Monobrow! You're as lazy as a bum!

Quotes

 * Ringo: One winter evening, Sid said...
 * Sid: We'll be out early tomorrow. We've got to take the Flying Kipper. Don't tell Homer, but I think if we pull the kipper nicely. John will let us pull the express. The special coal they gave you is working well.
 * Ed: Hooray!
 * Ringo: Cried Ed.
 * Ed: I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS!

Quotes

 * Ringo: Homer was cross.
 * Homer: Why should Ed get a new shape?
 * Ringo: He grumbled.
 * Homer: I'd look twice as good with a new shape as him. He goes off laughing his back buffers off to the repairs and comes back saying the stupidest things! IT MAKES ME SICK! And another thing, Ed whistles too much. No engine as respectable as me ever whistles that much or loud at stations. It's no crime, but we just don't do that!
 * Ringo: Poor Ed didn't feel happy anymore.
 * Bart: Forget him.
 * Ringo: Whispered Bart.
 * Bart: It's great to have you home again. I like your whistling.
 * Homer: Goodbye, Ed.
 * Ringo: Called Homer.
 * Homer: It's good to have you back, but remember what I just said.
 * Ringo: Later, Ed stopped at Edd's station.
 * Edd: Good day, Ed!
 * Ringo: Said Edd.
 * Edd: You look most splendid. I was happy to hear your whistle yesterday for the first time in a while.
 * Ed: Aw, thanks, Double D.
 * Ringo: Said Ed.
 * (Whistling heard in the distance)
 * Ed: Shush! Something wicked this way comes.
 * Edd: Why, it sounds like Homer.
 * Ringo: Said Edd.
 * Edd: And it certainly should be Homer, but I've never heard Homer whistle like that.
 * Ringo: It was Homer. He came rushing down the hill at a tremendous rate. He didn't look at Ed and he didn't look at Edd. He screamed straight through the station and disappeared.
 * Edd: Well, I'll be.
 * Ringo: Said Edd.
 * Ed: It is no crime,
 * Ringo: chuckled Ed.
 * Ed: But we just do not...um...GRAVY! *laughs*
 * Ringo: And he told Edd what Homer had said.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Johnny and his coach, Plank to the series.

Quote 1

 * Timmy: *blows his whistle* PEEP! PEEP!
 * Ringo: he whistled.
 * Timmy: Top of the morning, officer!
 * Ringo: Timmy hoped that the new officer would be friendly, too. But he was sorry to see that he didn't look friendly at all. He was red in the face and very cross.
 * Officer Brikowski: Dang-nabbit!
 * Ringo: He spluttered.
 * Brikowski: I was trying to take a nap. I didn't sleep at all last night and suddenly these noisy trains blow their whistles and wake me up!
 * Timmy: Geez, I'm sorry, Sir.
 * Ringo: said Timmy.
 * Timmy: I was only giving you a friendly greeting.
 * Ringo: The policeman pointed to Timmy.
 * Brikowski: You ain't got no cowcatcher!
 * Ringo: said the policeman.
 * Timmy: Uh, duh!? I don't catch cows!
 * Ringo: joked Timmy.
 * Brikowski: You ain't funny! LIke them Powerpuff Girls! Don't even try to make me laugh!
 * Ringo: snapped the policeman.
 * Bubbles (in her head): That's the same officer who tried destroying me and my sisters! Before Buttercup and many of my friends were magically turned into engines for this series. Whoops! Foreshadowing a future episode and breaking the fourth wall!...Poor Timmy! *cries in her head*
 * Ringo: He looked at Timmy's wheels.
 * Brikowski: You ain't got any side plates, either!
 * Ringo: And he wrote in his notebook.
 * Brikowski: (reading) Any trains going on a public road must have their wheels covered at all times to prevent people and animals from being dragged under if they stumble onto the line. You haven't so you're a hazard to the society! And you, Bubbles are a major OUTLAW!
 * Bubbles: That's a lie!!!!
 * Ringo: snapped Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Me and my Timmy bear have been along here many times and never had an accident! You don't have any right to tell us different!
 * Timmy: Yeah! You're no police officer! You're a big jerk of a bully!
 * Brikowski: Well that makes it worse for you and your little blue bug you stupid bug-eyed fraidy-puff! Now get back to your job before I arrest ya!
 * Ringo: Snapped the policeman And he wrote "Regular Officer Contradictor" in his book.
 * *Timmy blows his whistle and leaves with his cars & Cosmo and Wanda with Bubbles crying in unison*
 * Ringo: Timmy puffed sadly away.
 * Wanda (while traveling in the scene): *with Cosmo crying in unison* Man, that jerk is a terrible cop! Robert Barone (from "Everybody Loves Raymond") should replace him!
 * Ringo: John Cena was having breakfast. He was eating toast and marmalade. Raybern (butler from "Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius") came in.
 * Rayburn: Pardon me, Mr. Cena. I hate to interrupt when you are trying to consume your breakfast, but you're presence is needed on the telephone.
 * John Cena: *growls* Why must that telephone interrupt my most important meal of the day?!
 * Ringo: grumbled Cena.
 * *Bubbles chatters on the phone*
 * John Cena: I'm sorry, Raybern. But Timmy and Bubbles are getting bullied by that jerk of a policeman, Officer Brikowski and I must straighten him out.
 * Ringo: At the station, Bubbles told John what had happened.
 * John Cena: "Hazard To The Society"?!
 * Ringo: he spluttered.
 * John Cena: Don't worry, Bubbles. I'll straighten out that bullying tyrant and tie him to that motorcycle of his. (in his own head) even though I would never do a thing like that.
 * *Eddy blows his whistle as he goes by with coaches*
 * Ringo: But however much he argued with him it was no good.
 * Brikowski: *starts his motorcyle engine in unison* I ain't changin' no law and there ain't nothin' you and Bubbles the crybaby-puff can do about it! *leaves on his motorcycle*
 * John Cena: *sad sigh* Well, it's no use arguing with policeman, despite that policeman is a lawless bully. I'm sorry Timmy, but.... *sad sigh* I'll have to order a set of cowcatchers and sideplates for you tomorrow.
 * Timmy (in unison, blew his whistle): You can't! Everybody will laugh at me and think I'm some kind of tram!
 * Ringo: John Cena stared.... then he laughed!
 * John Cena: Timmy, you just gave me the ultimate idea! Why didn't I think of this before?! We NEED a tram engine to have that verbally-abusive Brikowski fired and arrested!
 * Bubbles: Yay! You helped with a solution to our problem! I'm so proud of you, Timmy Bear! *kisses Timmy*
 * John Cena: You want to know something you two?
 * Timmy & Bubbles: Yes Mr. Cena?
 * John Cena: While I was on my holiday with Ms. Bellum and Max and Emmy, I've met a little tram engine, named Johnny 2X4 and his coach, named Plank. They work in the farms and fields, but the trucks and buses are cutting them way too much slack and they need a major change.

Quote 2

 * John Cena: Good engine.
 * Ringo: Said John Cena
 * John Cena: I see you've brought your coach, Plank.
 * Johnny: You don't mind, right, Mr. Cena? That Stationmaster wanted to use my buddy as a henhouse and I said "No way, Jose!"
 * John Cena: No way indeed!
 * Ringo: Said John Cena
 * John Cena: We'd never allow that.

Trivia

 * This marks Officer Brikowski's (PPG) only appearance in the series as the spiteful policeman.

Quotes

 * Ringo: Johnny and Plank are enjoying their new job on the Island of Sodor. But they do look old-fashioned and need new paint. Eddy was very rude whenever he saw them.
 * Eddy: Geez, Johnny, do you ever take a bath?!
 * Ringo: At last Johnny lost patience.
 * Johnny: Say, Eddy?
 * RIngo: He asked.
 * Johnny: Why are you so red?
 * Eddy: What are you talking about?! I only have a couple lines of red on my boiler! But nobody can top my coat of paint!
 * Johnny: Gee,
 * Ringo: Said Johnny
 * Johnny: Plank sure thought you looked redder than that when you needed a pair of laces to help pull your coaches! *laughs*
 * Ringo: Eddy went redder than ever and snorted off. It was such an insult to be reminded of the time a bootlace had been used to mend a hole in one of his coaches.

Quotes

 * Ringo: Homer was resting in a siding.
 * Homer: Ahhh...I love these lazy Saturdays. Just me left to sleep with nobody to bother me.
 * Marge: It's Wednesday, Homer.
 * Homer: Same thing...
 * (Ed enters the scene)
 * Ed: Choo, choo, choo, choo! Hello, Lazy-pants!
 * Ringo: Whistled Ed
 * Homer: Why, you BIG-! That Ed was built too big for his wheels. (in unison, Ed left with his train) How dare he speak to somebody like me like that?! Never in my life have I had an accident.
 * Bart: Hey, dad. Aren't jammed whistles and burst valves accidents?
 * Ringo: Teased Bart.
 * Homer: PFFT! Yeah, right! Those are common things that happen to all engines. But I've yet to come off the tracks like Ed. *chuckles*
 * Ringo: Then it was Ed's turn to take the express. Homer watched him getting ready.
 * Homer: Careful with my coaches, Ed. This isn't like pulling that kipper train. And watch where you puff on the tracks.
 * Ed: Haven't a clue what you just said! (in unison, he backed up to the coaches)
 * Ringo: Ed went off laughing and Homer yawned and went to sleep. But not for long.
 * Marge: Wake up, Homey! A train's coming and they need us to pull it.
 * Homer: *groan* Please tell me it's coaches!
 * Marge: No, it's cars.
 * Homer: CARS?! D'OH!
 * Ringo: Homer's fire was slow to start so Edd had to push Homer to the turntable to get him facing the right way. (in unison, Edd buffered up to the back of Homer)
 * *While Edd was pushing Homer*
 * Homer: *loud groan* I'll not pull that stupid train! Stop pushing me to that lousy turntable!
 * Ringo: grumbled Homer.
 * Edd: Don't be so silly and stubborn, Homer.
 * Ringo: puffed Edd.

Quote 2

 * Ringo: He moved slowly forward to jam the table, but he couldn't stop himself and slithered into a ditch.
 * Homer: *screaming* HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!! I'M GONNA DROWN!!!!
 * Marge: No you aren't. You're just stuck, you big klutz. This wouldn't have happened if you had cooperated with your job!
 * Ringo: She telephoned John Cena.
 * John: I see. So Homer didn't want to take the special train and ran into a ditch? (Marge chatters on the phone.) What was that? The special's waiting? Tell Edd to take it please and Homer? Don't worry, we'll get him out later, I ain't got time to bust his boiler now.
 * Ringo: On the other side of the ditch some teenage boys were chattering.
 * Jimbo: Hey, isn't he that Simpson engine?
 * Dolph: Yeah!
 * Kearney: They'll never pull his butt out!
 * Ringo: They began to sing.
 * Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney: STUPID OL' SIMPSON FELL IN A DITCH! FELL IN A DITCH! FELL IN A DITCH! STUPID OL' SIMPSON FELL IN A DITCH ALL ON A WEDNESDAY MORNING!
 * Ringo: Homer lay in the ditch all day.
 * Homer: *groan* What's the use? I'm never getting out of here.
 * (Scene fades to night)
 * Ringo: But that evening, they lifted Homer and made a road of sleepers under his wheels to keep him from the mud. (in unison, Eddy blew his whistle). Strong ropes were fastened to his backend and Eddy and Ed pulling hard managed to bring him to safety.
 * Eddy: I'd hate to do this for a living.
 * (Homer is slowly pulled out of the ditch)
 * (Homer rolls into the shed)
 * Ringo: Late that night, Homer crawled home. A sadder and wiser engine.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 1 Finale

Quote 1

 * George: A large hover was filling his cars full of coal. Timmy was still being cheeky.
 * Timmy: Watch your big butt!
 * George: he warned.
 * Timmy: Beware of those filthy cars!
 * Freight Cars: GO ON! GO ON!
 * George: muttered the cars.
 * Timmy: And by the way, those buffers ain't looking so safe to me!
 * *Bart bashes through buffers*
 * George: The last load poured down.
 * Timmy: *coughing* Hey! What are you doing?! GET ME OUTTA HERE! *coal pours on Timmy* DON'T JUST SIT THERE, YOU LITTLE-! *another load of coal pours on Timmy*
 * George: Bart was worried, bit he couldn't help laughing. Timmy's smart pink paint was covered in coal dust from smokebox to bunker.
 * Bart: *laughs hysterically* You ain't looking like a smart blue engine, now Timmy. You look like a loser!
 * George: laughed Bart.
 * Timmy: I'm NOT a loser!
 * George: choked Timmy.
 * Timmy: That was deliberate! Get me outta here before I tell Mr. Cena what you did to me!
 * *scene cuts to wash down*

Quote 2

 * George: Next morning, Timmy was being more cheerful as he watched Bart back in with some freight cars. The cars were heavy and Bart was tired.
 * Kevin: Have a drink, Bart.
 * George: said Kevin.
 * Kevin: Then you'll feel like yourself again.
 * George: The water column stood on a siding with the unsafe buffers.
 * Bart: *suddenly moves without Kevin* What-- What's goin' on, man?!
 * George: Suddenly, Bart found that he couldn't stop. The buffers didn't stop him either!
 * Bart: Oh man! Somebody HEEEELLLLP!!
 * George: cried Bart.
 * Bart: *screams as he slide into the coal*
 * George: The buffers were broken and Bart was wheel-deep in coal. It was time for Timmy to leave, he had seen everything.
 * Timmy: Now Bart learned HIS lesson like he should! *laughs*
 * George: he chuckled to himself.

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 2.

Quotes

 * Edd: Oh, those rapscallions of cars! Why ever can't they come quietly?!
 * George: He was at the next station before he or Lisa realized what had happened. When Homer and Ed heard about the accident they laughed and boasted.
 * Homer: *laughing* You let cows break your train!
 * Ed: *laughing* Yeah! It's usually me!
 * Homer: They'd never do that to engines like us! We'd show them up!
 * George: Johnny was cross.
 * Johnny: You guys think you're so smart? You guys are just a bunch of bluffers! I don't blame ya' Edd. These clowns have never even met cows. Plank and I have and we know the trouble they are.

Quotes

 * Edd: Hello.
 * George: Said Edd.
 * Edd: You don't appear to be broken and rusty. What exactly are you doing here?
 * Chester: I'm Chester, they're going to break me up next week.
 * Edd: Goodness! What a dear shame.
 * George: said Edd.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Chester McBadbat to the series.

Quotes

 * George: One day Eddy had to wait at the station till Edd and his train came in. This made him cross.
 * Eddy: You're late again, Sockhead!
 * George: Edd laughed and Eddy fumed away. After Eddy had finished his work he went back to yard and puffed onto the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
 * Eddy: That Old Iron Sockhead's pathetic!
 * George: He grumbled to the others.
 * Eddy: He clanks like there's a bunch of loose change in his water tank! And he's so slow, he makes Baldy look like Homeboy!
 * George: Timmy and Bart were indignant.
 * Bart: Hey, lay off Old Iron Edd! He ain't slow!
 * Timmy: Yeah, he could beat you in a race any day!
 * Eddy: Oh? Is that so?! That'll be the day! (backs into the shed)

Quotes

 * George: Bart works in the yard at the Big Station. He loves playing jokes, but they can get him into trouble. One morning, he was very cheeky indeed.
 * Bart: Wake up, Homeboy! The train's ready and a famous donut maker is getting on board!
 * George: Homer thought he was late.
 * Homer (in unison): What the-?!
 * Bart: (laughing)
 * George: Laughed Bart and showed him a train of dirty coal cars. Homer thought how to get back at Bart for teasing him.
 * Homer: Why that little-...!
 * George: Next it was Eddy's turn.
 * Bart: Hey, Eddy, Cena says to stay in the shed today. He'll give you a big job that'll make your dreams come true!
 * Eddy: I'M GONNA BE RICH! About time Cena saw things my way. He wants me to be the most important train in the world.
 * (Bart exits the scene)
 * George: Nazz could not make him move. The other engines grumbled dreadfully. They had to do Eddy's work as well as his own. At last the inspector arrived.
 * Inspector: Show a wheel, Eddy. You can't stay here all day!
 * Eddy: Cry me a river. Cena told me to stay here. Brat said he said so himself.
 * Inspector: He did not. How could he? He's away for a week!
 * Eddy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! GRRRR...! WHERE IS THAT TWO-TIMING SQUIRT?! (leaves shed)
 * George: Bart had wisely disappeared. When John Cena came back he was cross with Eddy and Bart for causing so much trouble. But the very next day, Bart was still being cheeky.

Quotes

 * George: The new engine arrived.
 * (Spongebob rolls backwards and stops)
 * John Cena: What's your name?
 * George: Asked John Cena
 * Spongebob: Bob! Reporting for duty. Well, actually, I'm usually called "Spongebob". They call me a softie, despite I'm made of metal, but I like "Spongebob" better than "Bob."
 * John Cena: Good. So Spongebob your name shall be.
 * (Bart enters the scene and Timmy cameos pulling red coaches and blew his whistle)
 * John Cena: Here, Bart. Show Spongebob around.
 * George: The two engines went off together. Soon they were very busy.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Spongebob to the series.

Quotes

 * Bart: Hey, dude!
 * George: Said Bart
 * Bart: Who are you?
 * Tails: I'm Tails.
 * George: Said the helicopter.
 * Tails: Who are you?
 * Bart: I'm Bart. What twirly arms you've got.
 * Tails: They're nice arms. I can hover like my heroes. Don't you wish you could hover?
 * Bart: No way! I'll stay on my tracks.
 * Tails: I think railways are slow.
 * George: Said Tails
 * Tails: You can't get around in a train as fast in a helicopter.
 * George: He whirred his arms and buzzed away.

Trivia

 * Tails is introduced in this episode.

Quotes

 * George: Timmy the Tank Engine was feeling ill. The workmen had tried to make him better. But it was no use.
 * John: Edd will have to take you to the works.
 * George: Said John Cena. Timmy felt very miserable. Then, John Cena spoke to Spongebob.
 * John: Spongebob, I want you to help Bart and Johnny while Timmy is away.
 * George: Spongebob was delighted.
 * Spongebob: Yes, sir!

Quote 1

 * Bart: It was raining like heck! Water swirled under my boiler. I couldn't see where I was going, but I battled my way through.
 * Bloo: Wow, Bart! You are like totally epic!
 * Bart: Ah, it was nothing. Water's nothing to an engine with guts.
 * Snap: Tell us more, Bucko.
 * Ed: Hey, what are you engines doing here?
 * George: hissed Ed.
 * Ed: You aren't engines of the fruity pebble! Leave shed! Go now!
 * (Snap and Bloo leave)
 * Bart: Hey, man. What's your problem?
 * George: Bart had been enjoying himself.
 * Ed: The number you are dialing is not in service. Water is nothing, but the soap is evil, Bart!
 * Bart: Pah! I ain't afraid of no water, I like it.
 * George: He ran off to the harbor singing.
 * Bart (singing): Once an idiot attached to a train was afraid of a few drops of rain!
 * Ed: Boy, everyone sure likes the story of when I, Ed was afraid to melt from the rain.
 * George: Said Ed.

Quote 2

 * Bart: One day,
 * George: Bart whispered to the cars.
 * Bart: Will you wail on me when we get to the quay?
 * George: The cars had never been asked to bump an engine before. They giggled and chattered about it.
 * Bart: And luckily, Kevin doesn't know my plan. Mwhahahahaha.....
 * George: whispered Bart.
 * Freight cars: ON! ON! ON!
 * George: laughed the cars. Bart thought they were helping.
 * Bart: What I'll do is pretend to stop and you guys push me past that sign and then I'll make ya' stop. I can do whatever I want!
 * George: Every wise engine knows that you cannot trust freight cars.
 * Freight cars: Go ON!!!! GO ON!!!!
 * George: they yelled and bumped Bart's driver and fireman off the footplate.
 * Bart: Ow! Hey, man! What are you doing-?!
 * George: screamed Bart, sliding past the board. Bart was frantic!
 * Bart: ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!! *Bart plunges into the sea*
 * George: Bart was sunk.
 * John Cena (seriously): I'm very disappointed in you, Mr. Bart.
 * George: Bart knew that voice.
 * Bart: Please don't kill me, Mr. Cena. The cars-they did it! Please get me out!
 * John Cena: No can do, Bart. We ain't doin' that till high-tide I'll bet that'll teach you to take excellent care of yourself, Mr.
 * Bart (sadly): Yes, man!

Quote 3

 * George: Next day, he was sent to the works on Ed's freight train.
 * Bart (to himself): Oh man, this is gonna be embarrassing like heck!
 * Ed: *laughs* Well, mister!
 * George: chuckled Ed.
 * Ed: Did you melt in the water?!
 * Bart: No man, that's stupid.
 * Ed: I am surprised little Bart. I'm afraid that you'll melt in the water and hopefully you won't again next time, little buddy!!!!
 * Ed: *pulls out and laughs*
 * George (in unison to Ed laughing): Bart hoped that they're wouldn't be a "next time."

Trivia

 * This episode marks the first appearances of Snap and Bloo, but they are not properly named until "The Diseasel".

Quotes

 * George: The engines were glad when a visitor came. He purred smoothly towards them. John Cena introduced him.
 * John Cena: This is Plankton. I've agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Spongebob.
 * Plankton: Good morning.
 * George: Purred Plankton in an oily voice.
 * Plankton: Nice to meet you, Spongebob. Is that Eddy? (Eddy blows his whistle) And Ed? (Ed blows his whistle) And Homer too? (Homer blows his whistle twice) What a pleasure to meet such famous engines.
 * (Spongebob leaves the shed and Plankton then followed)
 * George: The silly engines were flattered.
 * Bart: What a swell guy.
 * Eddy: He's got good tastes.
 * Ed: Do you think he likes buttered toast?
 * Homer: Mmmm....toast.

Quote 1

 * George: Plankton hated Spongebob. He wanted him to be sent away so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Spongebob. Next day, he spoke to the cars.
 * Plankton: I hear you like cruel sick jokes, and as much as I like cruel sick jokes, I'll tell you a joke that will make Spongedupe look like a fool! I'll whisper these to you. Don't tell the others I told you this.
 * *sinister laugh*
 * George: And he snickered away.
 * Freight Cars: HAW HAW HAW!
 * George: guffawed the cars.
 * Freight Cars: Homer will be cross with Spongebob when he knows. Let's tell him and pay Spongebob back for bumping us!
 * George: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by.

Quote 2

 * George: John Cena came to stop the noise.
 * Homer: Spongebob called me a speeding hot dog!
 * George: grunted Homer.
 * Eddy: Mega-mouth horse-head!
 * George: hissed Eddy.
 * Ed: I'm evil soap!!!!
 * George: fumed Ed.
 * John Cena: Well, Spongebob? What do you have to say for yourself?
 * George: Spongebob considered.
 * Spongebob: I only wish, Mr. Cena,
 * George: said Spongebob, gravely.
 * Spongebob: That those things I said were true. I wouldn't talk about the engines like that.
 * John Cena: (clears his throat)
 * Homer, Eddy, & Ed: He made the cars laugh at us!
 * George: accused the engines. John Cena recovered. He'd been trying not to laugh himself.
 * John Cena: Did you, Spongebob?
 * Spongebob: No, Sir I've haven't! Nobody would be as salty and evil as that!
 * George: Plankton lurked up.
 * John Cena: All right, Plankton, you heard what Spongebob said.
 * Plankton: Why, Mr. Cena. I just don't understand. To think that Spongebob of all engines would do such a thing. I'm horribly surprised, Mr. Cena. But I know nothing of why he did it.
 * John Cena: I see...
 * George: Said John Cena. Plankton squirmed and hoped he didn't.
 * John Cena: I'm sorry, Spongebob. But you must go to Edd's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see you.
 * Spongebob (tearing up): As you wish, Mr. Cena.
 * George: Spongebob trundled sadly away. (in unison, Spongebob cried as he left). While Plankton smirked with triumph. (In unison, Plankton snickered evilly)

Quote 1

 * Spongebob (crying): It's not fair!
 * George: He complained.
 * Spongebob (with tears in his eyes): Plankton's been telling lies about me and made Mr. Cena and all the engines think I'm a dirty engine!
 * George: Edd smiled
 * Edd: There, there. I believe you. I know you most certainly aren't and so does Mr. Cena. You await what happens. In the meantime, perhaps you could lend me some assistance with these cars?
 * George: Spongebob felt happier with Edd and set to work at once. The cars were silly, heavy and noisy. The two engines had to work hard pushing and pulling all afternoon. At last they reached the top of the hill.
 * Spongebob: Goodbye!
 * George: Whistled Spongebob and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line. Spongebob loves coasting down the hill running easily with the wind whistling past. Suddenly...
 * (Conductor's whistle goes off)
 * George: It was a conductor's warning whistle.
 * Freight Cars: HURRAH! HURRAH! HURRAH!
 * George: Laughed the cars.
 * Freight Cars: We've broken away! We've broken away! Chase him! Bump him! Throw him off the rails!
 * George: They yelled.
 * Sandy: Get along, Spongebob! Get along!
 * George: Cried Sandy. They raced through Edd's station, but the cars were catching up.
 * Sandy: Faster Spongebob! They're catching up to us like cowboys and Indian punks!
 * George: Sandy was gaining control.
 * Sandy: Another clear mile and we're home free!
 * Spongebob: *encounters Eddy's train the distance* FLAPPIN' FLOTSAM!!!! WHAT'S THAT?!!!!!!
 * George: Eddy was just pulling out on their line from the station ahead. Any minute, there could be a crash!
 * Sandy: You can stop those cowpunks, Spongebob!!!!
 * Sandy: cried Sandy.
 * George: Spongebob put every ounce of weight and steam against the cars!
 * Spongebob: I CAN'T LOOK!!!!! I CAN'T LOOK!!!!!
 * George: Spongebob groaned. He veered into a siding where a barber was setting up shop. He was shaving a customer.
 * Spongebob: *screams as he crashes into the barber shop*
 * *scene fades into Spongebob inside the barber shop*
 * Spongebob: Whew! Glad that's over.
 * *scene fades back to the wreckage*
 * George: The silly freight cars knocked their conductor off his van and left him far behind after he had whistled the warning. But the cars didn't care, they were feeling very pleased with themselves.
 * Spongebob: I'm sorry, Mr. Barber. Excuse my intrusion and I'm sorry to interrupt your shave, Kevin.
 * Spongebob: apologized Spongebob.
 * Rolf: Rolf refuses to forgive!
 * George: fumed Rolf.
 * Rolf: You frightened Rolf's customers, and they almost formed a stampede!
 * Kevin (voice only): We're people Rolf, not animals.
 * Rolf: *growls* Whatever you call it, you will now feel the wrath of Rolf as I use this what do you say, shaving cream?
 * George: and he lathered Spongebob's face all over. Poor Spongebob. Timmy was helping to pull the cars away when John Cena came in.
 * Rolf: Rolf doesn't enjoy your trains tearing apart Rolf's walls!
 * George: Rolf shouted at Cena.
 * John Cena: Whoa, calm down, Rolf. I really do understand how you feel, but you must realize that this engine and his driver had prevented a major accident. It was a very close um.... shave.
 * Rolf: Rolf now has great sympathy for the poor engine. Rolf must wash the cream off his face! *runs to the sink*
 * George: He filled a basin of water to wash Spongebob's face. *in unison Rolf filled the basin with water and tossed the water onto Spongebob's face*

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Spongebob's driver, Sandy Cheeks to the series.
 * This is Rolf's only appearance in the series as the barber.

Quote 1

 * Piero: You a bunch of the nuisance!
 * George: said Piero.
 * Piero: I want-a-to leave you behind!
 * Reggie: You can't!
 * George: said Reggie.
 * Reggie: I am as important to this railway as you trains are.
 * Piero: You no make-a the benefits for-a this railway!!!!
 * George: Piero burst out.
 * Piero: Whah you are is-a-the screeching of-a-the little crybaby when I done-a-with you! Spite Ignazio, would ya?! Why you no take-a-this you bully?!!!! *charges for Reggie and gives him a forceful shove"
 * Reggie: YEOW!!!! WAAAAHHH!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!
 * George: cried Reggie.
 * Piero: You get more if-a-you disturb Ignazio!
 * George: Reggie behaved better after that...... until one day Piero had an accident.

Quote 2

 * Ignazio: Anyone think that Eddy had-a-the-accident on purpose! I hear someone strike-a-the tar-wagons once.
 * Eddy (annoyed): Awwww, shut up!!!!
 * George: burst out Eddy.
 * Eddy: It ain't my fault those stupid cars pushed me like the back-stabbing jerks they-
 * Ignazio: Well, well, well,
 * George: interrupted Ignazio.
 * Ignazio: Surely it no you break-a-the-tar wagons? You no say! You no even tell-a-me!
 * George: Eddy didn't say. He slouched sulkily away.

Trivia

 * This is Reggie Bullnerd's only appearance in the series as the Spiteful Breakvan.

Quote 1

 * George: They charged it and was backing for another try when....
 * Ed (muffled / voice only): HEEELP!!!! I'M STUCK!!!!
 * Piero: Oh, dio mio, Ignazio! Ed is stuck in-a-the-snow!
 * Ignazio: You no worry you-self, Eddie boy!!!! We rescue you in no time with-a-the-breakdown train!!!!
 * George: Ed was very grateful. He saw all was not well. The friends were looking glum. They told them John Cena was making a decision.
 * Piero and Ignazio: He send-a-the-both of us away for sure!
 * Bart: That really stinks.
 * George: said Bart.
 * Homer: All that nonsense over a broken signalbox?!
 * George: Grumbled Homer.
 * Eddy: Hey, at least Ignazio got rid of Reggie the loudmouth brakevan!
 * George: Put in Eddy.
 * Eddy: He was cramping my style!
 * Ed: I, Ed would've been a goner if they hadn't helped me from the evil frost!
 * George: Added Ed
 * Ed: Not fair my new buddies are leaving! *sobs*
 * George: They all agreed that something must be done, but none knew what. Bart decided to talk to Edd.
 * Edd: My advice to you...
 * George: Said Edd
 * Edd: Is that you require a deputation.
 * George: He explained what that was. Bart ran back quickly.
 * Bart: Double-D says we need a deep Playstation!
 * Homer: A what?!
 * George: Asked Homer.
 * Homer: What the heck is-
 * Ed: OOH! OOH! Let me, Homer! What is a...deaf proposal?
 * George: Asked Ed.
 * Bart: Apparently it's when us, trains tell Mr. Cena something's wrong.
 * George: Said Bart.
 * Spongebob: Did you say tell John Cena?!
 * George: Asked Spongebob thoughtfully. There was a long silence.

Quotes

 * George: Later he boasted to the others.
 * Timmy: Bubbles says I don't need her now.
 * Bart: Don't be nuts!
 * George: Snorted Bart.
 * Johnny: I'd never go without my driver.
 * George: Said Johnny earnestly.
 * Johnny: Plank and I'd freak out!
 * Timmy: Ha!
 * George: Boasted Timmy.
 * Timmy: I ain't scared!
 * Johnny: You'd never do it.
 * Timmy: I would too. Just you wait and see!

Quote 2

 * George: The stationmaster was about to have breakfast.
 * Timmy: Crud! Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I wasn't- (short pause) Oh, yeah. CRUUUUUUUUUD!
 * George: cried Timmy and shut his eyes.
 * *Timmy crashes into the house*
 * George: The house rocked, broken glass tinkled, plaster was everywhere. Timmy had collected a bush on his travels. He peered into the room through its leaves. He couldn't speak. The stationmaster was furious! His wife picked up her plate.
 * Waxelplax: Turner, you miserable engine!
 * George: She scolded.
 * Waxelplax: Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now I shall have to cook some more! If you were still a little kid, I'd give you detention by now!
 * George: She banged the door. More plaster fell. This time, it fell on Timmy. Timmy felt depressed.
 * Timmy: Oh, why didn't I listen to my friends?! Why?!
 * George: Workmen propped up the house with strong poles, and laid rails through the garden.
 * *Piero and Ignazio arrive at the scene*
 * George: Then the 2 Italian engines, Piero and Ignazio arrived.
 * Piero: You no worry, Timothy!
 * Ignazio: We have you back on-a-the-rails!
 * George: They laughed.
 * Timmy: Man, am I glad to see-...Actually I didn't want anyone to see me like this.

Quote 3

 * George: There was worse to come.
 * John Cena (seriously): You are in so much trouble, Mr. Timmy.
 * George: scolded John Cena.
 * Timmy (muffled): I know, Mr. Cena. I'm sorry, Mr. Cena. I totally deserved this.
 * John Cena: You'll go to the works now and get your broken and torn up parts mended. I'm afraid it'll be a long job.
 * Timmy: Yes, Mr. Cena, sir!
 * John Cena: Meanwhile, a diesel railcar will do your jobs.
 * Timmy: W-w-w-what?! Did you just say a diesel railcar?! *in his mind* I sure hope it isn't who I think it is (referring to and foreshadowing Trixie appearing in the next episode)
 * George: Timmy spluttered.
 * John Cena: Yes, Timmy. Diesels always stay in their sheds till they are wanted and they never scamper off to breakfast in stationmasters' houses.
 * Timmy: Ain't that the truth? (story ends)

Trivia

 * Principal Waxelplax (from "Fairly Odd Parents") makes her only appearance in the series as the stationmaster's wife.

Quote 1

 * Trixie: This is better, but what on earth is that filth?
 * George: The "filth" turned out to be Cosmo, Wanda and Plank who were most offended.
 * Cosmo (tearing up): Filth?! I thought I was the cleanest coach in the world!
 * Wanda: *in unison, Cosmo cried* I won't stay here to be insulted while you make my honey cry!
 * George: Wanda Fumed. Bart and Johnny had to take them away and spend half the night soothing their hurt feelings.

Quote 2

 * Trixie: You wouldn't want Timmy Turner's smelly pink and green coaches now.
 * George: The passengers waited for Trixie to start, but she didn't. She saw that a milk van was about to be coupled to her, and was most indignant.
 * Trixie: Do they expect me to pull that disgrace of a truck?
 * George: "Surely" said her driver. "You can pull one van".
 * Trixie: I won't!
 * George: said Trixie.
 * Trixie: That little Bart train can pull it. He loves pushing freight cars!
 * George: She began to shudder violently. "Nonsense!" said her driver. "c'mon now, back down!" Trixie lurched backwards. *Trixie lurches back* She was so cross, she blew a fuse.
 * Trixie: See, what did I tell you?!
 * George: Trixie said and stopped. Everyone argued with her, but it was no use.
 * Trixie: It's by orders of my Security guards.
 * Driver: What Security?
 * George: Asked the driver.
 * Trixie: My Security guards are very nice people. They'd come by daily and examine me carefully. "Trixie," they'd say "Never, never pull. You were built a rich engine, and your butler says rich engines don't do dirty work. And pulling is bad for a diesel's swerves as highly-sprung as yours" So that's how it is.
 * George: Finished Trixie.
 * Driver: Stuff and nonsense!
 * George: scoffed her driver.
 * Shunter: I can't understand!
 * George: said the shunter.
 * Shunter: Who ever let Mr. Cena send such a FEEBLE--!
 * Trixie: Feeble?! FEEBLE?!!!!
 * George: spluttered Trixie.
 * Trixie: Unattach me--!
 * Passengers: STOP ARGUING!!!!!
 * George: grumbled the passengers.
 * Passengers: WE'RE LATE ALREADY!
 * George: So they uncoupled the van, and Trixie purred away, feeling very pleased with herself.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Trixie Tang to the series.

Quotes

 * George: Trixie the Diesel Railcar's work in the countryside was full of surprises. But she was frightened of bulls and cows and she remained very lazy and stubborn. One day, Johnny brought Plank to the station where Bart was grumpily shunting.
 * Johnny: Hiya, Bart. Looks like Trixie left the milk behind again, eh?
 * Bart: Great, I guess I'm gonna have to make a special journey with it!? As if there wasn't anything better for me to do!
 * George: Grumbled Bart.
 * Johnny: (to Plank) What's that? (to Bart) Plank says, "We'll take the milk and you fetch our freight cars."
 * George: The drivers and stationmaster agreed.

Quotes

 * George: The diesel looked up.
 * Skinner: Do you mind, young train?
 * Snap: Yeah, I do! Fork over my cars before I get rowdy!
 * Skinner: Balderdash. These are mine.
 * George: Said the diesel
 * Skinner: Go away!
 * George: Snap pretended to be frightened.
 * Snap: You're a downright punk!
 * George: He whimpered.
 * Snap: You'll be sorry!
 * George: He ran back and hid behind the cars on the other side. Bloo now came forward.
 * Bloo: Car thief!
 * George: He ran away too. Snap took his place.
 * (the 2 continued taking turns running up next to Skinner teasing him)
 * George: This went on and on until the diesel's eyes nearly popped out.
 * Skinner: STOP! That's quite enough! You're making me dizzy!
 * George: The two engines gazed at him.
 * Skinner: What is the meaning of this? Do you 2 know each other?
 * Snap and Bloo: Yes! We're friends!
 * Skinner: I might have figured.
 * George: Just then Edd bustled in.
 * Edd: Snap and Bloo, why on earth are you two playing here?
 * Snap: We ain't foolin' around!
 * George: Protested Snap.
 * Bloo: Yeah, what he said.
 * George: Squeaked Bloo
 * Bloo: You may not take our cars without asking first, but we were only trying to get them back from this thief.
 * Edd: There's no cause for belligerence or accusations.
 * George: Said Edd severely.
 * Edd: This engine is a Metropolitan Vicar's diesel electric type 2.
 * George: The 2 friends were most impressed.
 * Snap: We're sorry, Bucko.
 * Skinner: No hard feelings.
 * George: The diesel smiled.
 * Skinner: Seymour Skinner, but please call me Skinner. My sincere apology for not understanding about the cars.
 * Edd: Apology accepted on their behalf.
 * George: Said Edd.
 * Edd: Now off you go, Snap and Bloo. Retrieve Skinner's cars then you'll take this lot. (in unison, the 2 exited the scene). There isn't any real harm in them.
 * George: He said to Skinner.
 * Edd: However, they're quite maddening at times.
 * George: Skinner chuckled.
 * Skinner: Maddening...
 * George: He said.
 * Skinner: Is the word.

Trivia

 * This episode properly introduces Snap, Bloo and Skinner to the series.

Quotes

 * Homer: *groan* It's not fair!
 * George: Grumbled Homer.
 * Edd: What isn't fair?
 * George: Asked Edd.
 * Homer: That branchline diesels can pull mainline trains.
 * Edd: Cast away your blues, Homer. I'm sure Seymour will let you pull his freight cars sometimes.
 * George: Homer spluttered.
 * Homer: Are you crazy?! I won't pull Skinner's dirty cars! And there's no way I would go on any branchline!
 * Edd: Why ever not? I think it would be a nice change.
 * Homer: Mr. Cena would never approve.
 * George: Huffed Homer
 * Homer: Branchlines are for losers. (exits scene)
 * George: Edd chuckled and followed him to the station. (Edd blows whistle and leaves)

Quote 1

 * George: He found it hard to start the heavy train.
 * Ed: Do you think if he had a sack of potatoes that he wouldn't be so useless?
 * George: asked Ed.
 * Eddy: C'mon Lumpy, Sockhead's like this all the time! He can't even pull or lift a butterfly!
 * George: remarked Eddy.
 * Homer: What a joke!
 * George: grunted Homer.
 * Homer: He should give up and work as a beer train. Mmmm.... beer....
 * Spongebob: *loud gasp* BARNACLES!
 * George: burst out Spongebob.
 * Spongebob: I'm surprised at all you! you're all jealous. Edd is better than you'll ever be.
 * Skinner: Hmmm...You're right, Spongebob. Edd isn't the strongest or the fastest engine, but he's full of potential that'll surprise us all.

Quote 2

 * George: Suddenly, Edd's wheels slipped fiercely and with a shrieking crack.... *pop!* something broke.
 * George: Lisa surveyed the damage. Repairs took some time.
 * Lisa: One of your crank-pins' broke, Edd.
 * George: said Lisa.
 * Lisa: Please, Edd. Tell me you can get the passengers to the station. Otherwise, they can't get home.
 * Edd: I'll try my best, Lisa. *groans to himself*
 * George: promised Edd. Edd puffed and pulled his hardest, but his wheels kept slipping, and he couldn't start the heavy train. The passengers were anxious, and Lisa was sad.
 * Lisa (with tears in his eyes): *sad gasps* Oh dear, Edd, *sad gasp* We can't do it. *sobs sweetly.
 * Edd (with tears in his eyes): Poor passengers... We can't take them home because I'm too weak.
 * *both sob sweetly*
 * George: After a minute of sorrow, Lisa suddenly developed a plan.
 * Lisa: *wipes the tears off her eyes* I think I've just the idea to get you rolling again, but this is our only hope, I'll be right back, I got to alter the coaches. *runs to coaches and loosens the couplings*
 * George: Lisa was making adjustments between the coaches.
 * Lisa: I've loosened the couplings, Edd. Now it'll be much easier for you, boy.
 * Edd: I certainly hope so.
 * George: said Edd.
 * Edd (in a groaning way): *blows his whistle* I must! I will! I shall!
 * George: he puffed, and moved cautiously forward. The first coach moving, helped to start the second, and the second helped the third. *scene fades to Edd as he blew his whistle in unison*
 * Edd (in a brave groaning way): I've succeeded! I must go on....
 * George: puffed Edd.
 * Lisa: Keep it steady, Eddie!
 * George: warned Lisa.
 * Lisa You can do it, Edd!!!! I believe in you, Edd! You're getting these passengers home! Keep trying! *begins praying*
 * George: and Lisa prayed as she listened to Edd's steady beat as they forged slowly but surely ahead.

Trivia

 * When Bart scares Timmy, he uses various quotes from Ed.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 2 Finale

Quotes

 * George: It was a cold winter's morning on the Island of Sodor. The wind was bitter and the ground hard with frost. Timmy and Bart were feeling cold and cross.
 * Timmy: Man, I've never wanted a hot chocolate worse in my life!
 * George: Huffed Timmy.
 * Timmy: Bubbles oughta know that. She's late.
 * Bart: She's not late.
 * George: Replied Bart.
 * Bart: This weather woke us up too early. And us, trains aren't even allowed hot chocolate.
 * George: Gusts of wind swirled around the shed, tossing flakes of snow toward Timmy. Then they swished around Bart too.
 * Bart: How about w-w-w-we g-g-get our minds on s-s-s-something else?
 * George: Shivered Bart.
 * Timmy: Yeah!
 * George: Replied Timmy.
 * Timmy: Like how funny we'd look when out funnels freeze into icicles!
 * Bart: Don't joke about that when it's freezing out here. I want to talk about warm things like Summer days or burning firewood!
 * Timmy: Or our fireboxes lit...
 * George: Muttered Timmy.
 * Bart (in a fantasy of him wearing a scarf): Wait a minute! Scarves!
 * George: Continued Bart.
 * Timmy: *laughs* Scarves? Yeah, that's exactly what you need, Bart! A dopey scarf around your funnel!
 * George: Timmy was only teasing, but Bart thought happily about scarves until Bubbles and Kevin came.

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 3

Quotes

 * George: The Island of Sodor had many visitors and John Cena had scheduled more trains. Homer the Big Engine had to work harder than ever.
 * Homer: Hey, come on you coaches. Pick up the pace a little! Pick it up! Pick it up! The passengers are expecting me to arrive on time.
 * Lenny, Carl and Moe: We're trying, Homer!

Quote 2

 * John Cena: I'm afraid your parts are wearing out, Johnny. So you must go to the works for repairs.
 * Johnny: My buddy can come too, right?
 * John: I'm sorry, Johnny, but the passengers need him.
 * George: Johnny saw Bart by the water tower.
 * Bart: No worries, Johnny. I can take care of Plank for you until you get back.

Quotes

 * George: Suddenly, There it was!
 * Timmy: Gah! Oh my gosh! It's a dragon!
 * Bubbles: *giggles* Don't be silly, Timmy bear.
 * George: giggled Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: This dragon is made of paper. It's for the carnival tomorrow, and I love carnivals.
 * George: The workman worked on the dragon putting lights all around it for protection. Then Timmy set off into the misty night.
 * George: Bart was resting and had no idea that Timmy was approaching him.
 * (Bart wakes up as Timmy puffs by with the dragon)
 * George: Bart woke up with a start!
 * (Timmy puffs by with the dragon)
 * Bart: *screams* CAN'T SLEEP!!!! DRAGON'LL EAT ME!!!!
 * George: cried Bart.
 * Bart: I ain't gonna open my eyes until Kevin comes and that switch ain't jammed anymore!!!!!

Quote 2

 * Bart: What do you think the boss would say about this?
 * George: asked Bart.
 * Spongebob: He isn't gonna like this.
 * George: said Spongebob.
 * Plankton: So who's gonna tell that former-wrestling creetin about this? 2 barnacle-headed tattlers like you I suppose?
 * George: Bart and Spongebob didn't want to be tattletales, so they said nothing.

Quote 3

 * John Cena: The harbor master has told me everything about you, Plankton! Therefore, you're NEVER comin' here to work again! Now Spongebob and Bart, would you like to do the work yourselves if you don't mind?
 * Bart: You have my word, Mr. Cena!
 * Spongebob: Yes. please, Mr. Cena!
 * George: Spongebob and Bart happily puffed back to work, while Plankton sulked away.

Quotes

 * George: Ed the Green Engine has lived on the Island of Sodor for many years. He wouldn't want to be anywhere else. He likes every part of it. From the fields filled with flowers to the white sandy beaches. But there is one place that Ed always enjoyed visiting more than any other. Sid knew this too.
 * Sid: Hey, come on, Ed.
 * George: He would sometimes say.
 * Sid: We put in a hard day's work today. What do you say we stop for a while by the forest?
 * Ed: I FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE, CINDY!
 * Sid: It's Sid...
 * George: Ed loved it here. The forest was full of broad oaks and tall pine. Ed could remember the day long ago when he and Johnny brought some new trees to be planted and Martin and Chester helped haul them into place. Now he can see the trees growing amongst the others on the hillside. Ed always felt better for being here. He didn't have a clue why, but Sid understood.
 * Sid: The place is peaceful.
 * George: He said to Ed.

Quote 2

 * John Cena (disgusted): What the--?! Homer, you're filthy, absolutely FILTHY! You ain't pullin' this train you dirty engine, Ed will have to do it FOR you!
 * Ed: I'm kicking the bucket, Sid! *laughs*
 * John Cena: Homer, you haden't washed yesterday, nor earlier, and now you're gonna get cleaned because THAT is an order!
 * Homer: *groans loudly and puffs away to the wash down* D'OH!!!!
 * George: Homer was soon being washed.
 * Homer: Careful! Don't get soap in my eyes!
 * George: he grumbled. Then he pulled cars for the rest of the day.
 * Homer: Freight trains! Stupid freight trains! Why can't they be donut trains!
 * George: he spluttered.

Quote 2

 * Timmy: Boy, am I glad to see you, Bart!
 * George: said Timmy.
 * Timmy: Bubbles told me that dude in charge of the mail was wailing on Mr. Cena about the delay last night.
 * Bart: Uh, hello! It ain't my fault, Tim.
 * George: said Bart.
 * Timmy: I know it ain't your fault, so does Mr. Cena, but this new mail dude just won't get the memo. Tonight we'll just have to work harder and make our axles ache like crazy!
 * Bart: I'm in, Timmy!
 * George: The engines were just leaving when they heard a familar buzzing.

Quotes

 * George: Timmy the Tank Engine was feeling bright and cheerful. It was a splendid day.
 * Timmy: Good morning!
 * George: He whistled to some cows, but the cows didn't reply.
 * Timmy: Oh well.
 * George: Said Timmy
 * Timmy: Must be busy with their breakfast.
 * George: Next, he saw Milhouse.
 * Timmy: Hey, Milhouse. Game for a race today?
 * George: But all Milhouse could say was.
 * Milhouse: OW! That hurt! Aw, it's another hole in the road.
 * Timmy: Gee, I'm sorry, dude.

Quotes

 * George: Buttercup is a diesel engine who works for the quarry company shunting freight cars in their sidings. She has six small wheels hidden by sideplates just like Johnny's. Buttercup is young and full of her own ideas. She likes rearranging things too and began putting Johnny's cars in different places every day. This made Johnny cross.
 * Johnny: Your rearranging of the cars has corrupted the quarry!
 * George: He grumbled.
 * Buttercup: Ah, big whoop!
 * George: said Buttercup and flounced away. At last Johnny lost patience.
 * Johnny: Plank and I have no time to play hunt the cars with you. Take them yourself, home-wrecker!
 * George: Buttercup was pleased. Taking cars made her feel important.

Trivia

 * Buttercup is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quote 1

 * Buttercup: That Cena guy said that I never listen to any advice, and that it's none of my beeswax jauntering down Johnny's line! Johnny's a spoiled brat!
 * Bart: Hey! What's your problem, man?! Johnny needs to be given a break for once! You need to put those stupid cars where he wants them so you can quit whining. Now get out of my way, man! I gotta collect my cars!

Quote 2

 * Buttercup: Can you keep this a secret?
 * George: she asked the freight.
 * Freight: Yes! Yes! Yes!
 * George: They chattered.
 * Buttercup: Will you wail on me at the crossing and not spill the beans?
 * George: The cars promised.

Quote 3

 * They reached the level crossing and Johnny's brakes came on. This was the signal for the freight cars.
 * Freight Cars: ON! ON! ON!
 * George: They yelled.
 * Johnny: Wait, wh-wh-what's going on?!
 * George: Johnny was away with the cars screaming and yelling behind him.
 * George: No one realized that melted snow had turned the stream ahead into a torrent, and the bridge above it was about to collapse. The rails were now like a tightrope across the thundering water.
 * Johnny: Stop! Stop pushing me! HELP! SOMEONE!!!!
 * George: cried Johnny.

Quotes

 * Eddy: That's the fourth load of coal you've had today, Homeboy. You're holding out on the rest of us!
 * Homer: I'm twice as important being the big engine I am. But you wouldn't understand that.
 * George: Eddy snorted and went about his work.

Quote 2

 * George: But Ed started complaining. He banged some cars, angrily.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Rudy and his brake van, Blocky to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * George: Now he had to take the loaded cars away. But they were comfortable and didn't want to move.
 * Freight Car #1: What right does he have to poke his funnel in here?!
 * Freight Car #2: We want Spongebob!
 * Freight Car #3: Or Piero!
 * Freight Car #4: OR IGNAZIO! *gets shunted by Rudy*
 * Rudy: You watch yourselves!
 * George: huffed Rudy.
 * Freight Cars: That's not the way to speak!
 * George: hissed the cars.
 * Freight Cars: We'll get even....
 * George: Rudy heard nothing. The cars moved smoothly at first, then suddenly, Rudy felt them push forward! *Rudy's brakes screeching is heard* Penny applied the brakes, but they were useless against the surging cars!
 * Freight Cars: ON! ON! ON!
 * George: yelled the cars. Rudy fought hard, but still, they forced him on and on!
 * Rudy: Whoa! Easy you cars! Settle down!
 * George: cried Rudy.
 * George: At last, the cars grew tired.
 * Rudy: I'm doing it, Penny! I'm stopping em'!
 * George: gasped Rudy.... but it was too late!
 * *cars push Rudy down the turntable well*
 * Rudy laid confused and bemused, bunker-down in the turntable well. Spongebob surveyed the damage.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Rudy's driver, Penny Sanchez in this episode.

Quote 1

 * George: At the junction, Spongebob told Rudy all about him.
 * Rudy: His name is Stromboli.
 * George: chuckled Rudy, and then he puffed happily away. *scene fades into Rudy puffing along the line where Timmy and his coaches cameo in the background* But that afternoon when the 2 engines met again, Rudy was no longer laughing.
 * Rudy: Stromboli's friend has come!
 * George: he said.
 * Rudy: He's devious as well! He's taking Stromboli's passengers home, and leaving Stromboli free to steal ours!
 * Spongebob: He can't do that, Rudy!
 * George: objected Spongebob.
 * Rudy: Word is that Stromboli said that he can get the passengers to the station faster before us.
 * Spongebob: Barnacles! It's much further by road!
 * Rudy: Yes!
 * George: continued Rudy.
 * Rudy: But Stromboli said that he knows a shortcut! *puffs away*

Quote 2

 * George: That evening, the engines were preparing for the homeward rush.
 * Spongebob: *shrieks* Where are our passengers?!
 * George: They wondered.
 * Rudy: Hey! Look over there! It's Stromboli!
 * George: shrilled Rudy.
 * Rudy: Stromboli is a horrendous passenger thief!!!!
 * George: Stromboli was wearing a sign saying "Autobus Ferroviaria". ("Railway Bus" in Italian)
 * Stromboli: Arrivederci, idioti!!!! (goodbye idiots!) I steal-a-you passengers!!!! *sinister laugh*
 * George: he jeered as he roared away.
 * Spongbob: C,mon guys!
 * George: puffed Spongebob to his coaches
 * Spongebob: We got to see what that bully is up to!!!! *storms out of the station with his coaches*
 * George: Spongebob wanted to get back at Stromboli, but he wasn't sure how.

Quote 1

 * George: Eddy was surprised to see him.
 * Eddy (sarcastically): Oh, Look who decided to show up?! You should be at the station, squirt!
 * Bart: Don't have a cow man!
 * George: said Bart.
 * Bart: These cars have been acting like jerks all morning!
 * Eddy: Aw, cry me a river! Nothing ain't stoppin' us! Mr. Cena relies on me to be on time! Now get out of my way! *puffs away*
 * George: And Eddy puffed importantly away.
 * Bart: Bossy no-neck horsehead!
 * George: muttered Bart.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 3 Finale.

Quotes

 * George: One winter's night when the cold wind blew. The engines found it hard to sleep.
 * Johnny: Hey!
 * George: Said Johnny.
 * Johnny: Does anyone else think we need a bedtime story?!
 * Bart: Yeah!
 * George: Agreed Bart
 * Bart: A mysterious story full of conflict and action!
 * Spongebob: BUT,
 * George: Added Spongebob
 * Spongebob: A great story must never be rushed and must have a happy ending.
 * Timmy: Bubbles told me a story
 * George: Said Timmy. So everyone listened.
 * Timmy: Once upon a time...
 * George: Began Timmy.
 * Timmy: There were three little engines who lived in their own little shed on their own little railway. Their names were Abe, Steve, and Wheezler. Abe was the oldest and was named after the sixteenth president, Abe Lincoln.

Quote 2

 * Timmy; If the engines did anything that Abe thought wrong, *engines bash into each other* he'd say,
 * Abe: Trains in my day never did anything this rowdy!
 * Timmy: Other engines came and went but Abe outlasted them all.

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 4.
 * Abe, Sheen and Carl are introduced to the series in this episode.
 * Steve is Sheen's original name and Wheezler is Carl's original name.
 * Mac and Colin cameo, but they are not properly introduced until Four Little Engines
 * Since Timmy is the one telling the story about Abe, he will narrate the majority of the episode while George is minor.

Trivia

 * Mac appears, but his face is not seen until Four Little Engines.
 * This is the second episode that Timmy narrates the majority of.

Quotes

 * George: One morning, Bart was impatient. He was wearing a new coat of paint and longed for everyone to see it. The other engines were still dozing, but not Bart.
 * Bart: Kevin should have gotten here by now! What the heck's he doing anyway?
 * Homer: Probably polishing that old bike of his.
 * George: Grunted Homer.
 * Bart: But if he doesn't come to get me, the coaches will be waiting and the passengers will have a cow, man!
 * Ed: Incorrection!
 * George: Huffed Ed.
 * Eddy: The morning's still young, squirt.
 * George: Added Eddy.
 * Eddy: You just wanna fail at showing off.
 * Bart: Na-uh! If I wanted to, I'd take lessons from you!
 * Eddy: Why, you little-!
 * Timmy: Never mind, Bart.
 * George: Said Timmy.
 * Timmy: Work time will be here soon enough. But be careful or you may run into danger. And remember, Abe isn't here to save you.
 * Johnny: A-A-Abe?!
 * George: Stuttered Johnny.
 * Johnny: Our h-h-hero?! No way, Jose!
 * George: A large painting of Abe hung in the engine shed.
 * Timmy: Yep. The same ol' Abe.
 * George: Said Timmy.
 * Timmy: And Bubbles told me the story.
 * George: And this is the story Timmy told them. (in unison, we transition to Timmy's story.)
 * Timmy: Long ago, when Carl was still called Wheezler and Sheen, Steve. They worked with Abe on his old railway. But Steve still had a lot to learn. The manager came to see him.
 * Manager: Steve, I'm pleased with your work so far. Now you must learn a difficult part of the line. We call it, The Mountain Road.
 * Timmy: Steve was delighted.
 * Steve (Sheen): I, Ultra-Steve accept this responsibility, sir!
 * Manager: So, tomorrow, when you have a new coat of paint, you will go on it. Abe will explain everything.
 * Steve (Sheen): Abe?! that old coot?! He couldn't explain how to push cars! How's that done again?

Trivia

 * This is the third and last episode that Timmy narrates the majority of.

Trivia

 * Mac and Colin are properly introduced to the series in this episode.
 * This episode introduces Sheen's driver, Libby Folfax to the series.

Quotes

 * Sheen: What a puny shed! That's too small for an ultra-engine like me. We're too great for this old shack!
 * Carl: I think its nice.
 * George: said Carl.
 * Sheen: Hmmph!
 * George: replied Sheen.
 * Sheen: Who's that red fiend over there?!
 * Carl: Shhh!
 * George: Said Carl.
 * Carl: That's Mac. He's famous.
 * George: Then he spoke kindly to Mac.
 * Carl: Sorry, Mac. Sheen's upset now, but he's nice even though he's a little crazy.
 * George: Mac felt sorry for Carl.
 * Libby: All right, Sheen.
 * George: Said Libby
 * Libby: I'm gonna getch y'all ready for work.
 * Sheen: No way! This ultra-engine needs to recharge! But Carl can do it.
 * Libby: Uh, yeah way! You're first!

Quotes

 * Tails: All present and correct! Returning to base now!
 * George: Then Tails noticed something. A sturdy diesel was coming around the mountain. Tails flew lower for a closer inspection.
 * Tails: Hi! I'm Tails! Who are you?
 * Jimmy: I'm Jimmy. Jimmy Neutron.
 * Tails: I've never seen you before. What brings you this way?
 * Jimmy: Mr. Cena has big assignments for me.
 * George: This was no time for a chat with a helicopter.
 * Tails: Well done, Jimmy! Bye! And keep up the good work!
 * Jimmy: Nosy little chopper.
 * George: Muttered Jimmy.
 * Cindy: Quit complanin', Nerdtron. It's not that long a trip now.
 * George: Said the driver.
 * Cindy: We'll be at the top station soon enough.

Trivia

 * Jimmy Neutron and his driver, Cindy Vortex are introduced to the series in this episode.

Quote 2

 * George: Quite soon, they found Willie. *scene cuts to Willie in front of the tunnel* He was stuck at the far end of the tunnel, and was very cross.
 * Willie: Och! Me wee boiler! And me paint! Tunnels should be built like tunnels unlike this death trap! This railway disgusts me!
 * Shrek: Don't be stupid!
 * George: said Shrek.
 * Shrek: That tunnel is giant enough for engines who don't rock and roll like us ogres!

Quote 3

 * George: That evening, Mr. Cena spoke severely to Willie.
 * John Cena: LISTEN TO ME! There ain't NOTHING faulty about that tunnel you went through, Willie! And the reason why you jammed it is because you tried to do your so-called "rock n' roll"! Tunnels ain't dance floors, railways ain't concert arenas, and you AIN'T A POP-STAR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!
 * George: Then Mr. Cena gave his full attention to Willie's funnel.
 * John Cena: If you whine and complain about that tunnel again,
 * George: he said ominously.
 * John Cena: I'm afraid I'll have to end your career on the Island, so far you're on probation for jamming yourself in a small tunnel. So you better start thinking now and do what's best for business. Do I make myself clear?

Trivia

 * Groundskeeper Willie and his driver, Shrek is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * George: Mac the Little Engine loves all the sights and sounds along his line and knows them very well. One day after he had returned from being mended he was enjoying himself more than ever before. Along the way, he met Jimmy.
 * Mac: You know.
 * George: He said.
 * Mac: If it wasn't for all these familiar faces and places, I'd feel as though I was on a different railway.
 * George: Jimmy laughed.
 * Jimmy Neutron: I'm most glad you're pleased. The manager stated "Let's mend the track so well that he won't know where it is." And we did, and you didn't. If you know what I'm trying to say.
 * George: Mac liked this hardworking diesel.
 * Jimmy: However, this is one bad bit.
 * George: Warned Jimmy just before the first station.
 * Jimmy: An engine is likely to come off there. Particularly, Willie. He will rock and roll along the line. Look, there he comes right now and he's doing it! (in unison, Willie came tilting as he was rolling along the track)
 * Jimmy: I hope his passengers don't get hurt.
 * Willie: Are you talkin' about WIllie?! I'm a Scottish engine and I believe in Scottish speaking. Speak up ya wee ones!
 * George: Jimmy warned Willie about the bad bit of rail.
 * Willie: Och! WIllie knows his way about. He don't need stinky diesels tellin' him how to do things!
 * George: Jimmy felt hurt. WIllie banged around the yard then he puffed crossly toward the big station. Eddy was already there waiting for him.
 * Eddy: You're late, slouch!
 * George: He snapped.
 * Willie; Och! WIllie knows. It's all that Neutron diesel's fault. He tries to tell Willie how to avoid derailment and then expects Willie to find his own coaches!
 * Eddy: Man, if that ain't bunk, I don't know what is.
 * George: Said Eddy.
 * Eddy: Anyway, let me tell you about diesels. One came to our railway and tried to overthrow Mr. Cena! But I showed him up and he was vanquished! Piece of cake!
 * George: Willie was full of admiration. He didn't know that Eddy was boastful and wasn't known for telling the truth.

Trivia

 * This is the First time in the series, the song, Go, Jimmy, Jimmy is heard.

Quotes

 * George: It was winter on the Island of Sodor. Carl puffed nervously along the line. His funnel had never been the same since his accident with some cars. Now the biting wind was trying to blow it away.
 * Carl: My funnel's acting all wobbly.
 * George: He complained.
 * Carl: I sure hope the manager hurries with my new one. He says it'll be special.
 * Other engines: You and your special funnel!
 * George: Laughed the other engines. They were fond of Carl, but his special funnel had become quite a joke.

Quote 1

 * George: The steamroller was making rude remarks about the engines.
 * Francis: Railways are no good! Tear 'em apart! Once I get rid of this railway, I'll make everyone think that trains and railways never existed!
 * Sheen: Have no fear, engines! Leave that menace to me! I'll send him to the cleaners! Francis will soon get a run for his whatever you call it!
 * George: Next day, Francis was waiting at the level crossing.
 * Francis: HMPH! You're that Sheen-puff!
 * George: Sheen was standing no nonsense.
 * Sheen: And YOU Francis, I've heard of you, you menace!
 * Francis: And I've heard of you. So you have steamroller wheels, doesn't mean you're as good as me.
 * Sheen: Actually.... I'm better than you. Ta-ta! *blows his whistle*
 * George: Francis chuffered on, fuming!

Quote 2

 * Sheen: Hey! Get out of the way, you street pig!
 * Francis: Nobody tells me to move; especially imitation steamrollers. You're not the boss of me. Get out of MY way!
 * George: Then there was trouble.
 * (Francis skids against Sheen's cars causing most to derail and Sheen blew his whistle.)
 * Sheen: Hey!
 * George: Cried Sheen.
 * Sheen: You did that! It's your fault!
 * Francis: Na-uh! It's yours!
 * George: Everyone was arguing about who was to blame.
 * (Then a police siren was briefly heard along with the sound of a car door opening)
 * Chief Wiggum: Hello! Hello! Hello!
 * George: Said a police man ominously
 * Chief Wiggum: And just what the heck's going on here?!

Trivia

 * Francis is introduced to the series in this episode.
 * Chief Wiggum makes his only appearance in the series in this episode as the ominous police man.

Quote 2

 * Willie: Ain't ye goin' to polish Willie?
 * George: he asked.
 * Mindy: I'm sorry, Willie. I can't polish you today, because I have to go with Daddy to get the Krabby Patties ready for the passengers. Don't you worry, Willie.
 * George: But Willie was furious.
 * Willie: Och! It's no fair to Willie!
 * George: he complained.
 * Willie: Carl gets his awkward looking funnel, Sheen gets his fancy wheels, passengers get smelly Krabby Patties, Willie's still dirty and smelly!

Quote 3

 * Willie: Och! More smelly work?!
 * George: grumbled Willie.
 * Willie: I need to get me rest! Can ye take Willie to the sheds?!
 * Shrek: Yes.
 * Willie: Really?!
 * Shrek: NO!
 * Willie: OCH! I Willie needs his rest, now!
 * Shrek: Can't you not be your grumbly self for five minutes?! On with ya, and quit whining about getting ye rest!

Trivia

 * Mindy (from The "Spongebob Squarepants Movie") makes her only appearance in the series as Nancy.

Quotes

 * Jimmy: Uh, excuse me. Do you like bluebells by any chance?
 * George: The engine looked startled.
 * Ash: Uh, sure. Bluebells are nice.
 * Jimmy: Well, this is your lucky day because I'm getting you out of here.

Trivia

 * Ash Ketchum and his driver, Misty are introduced to the series in this episode.
 * The song, Go, Jimmy, Jimmy will be heard for the Second time when Jimmy travels to the other railway and back to Sodor with Ash.

Quotes

 * George: By now, all the engines were talking about Ash.
 * Bart: He runs a famous branchline. Did anyone else hear that?
 * George: Timmy was feeling a little jealous.
 * Timmy: Big deal. He may be famous, but my branch is the first on the line. Everyone knows that too.
 * George: And he huffed away to fetch his coaches.
 * Bart: Look!
 * George: Cried Bart
 * (Crowd of Passengers are shown chattering)
 * Bart: Hey, why have they all come? There's no train yet.
 * George: But Bart was wrong. The signal dropped and from far away an engine whistle.
 * (Ash's whistle blows)
 * Ignazio: Here he come!
 * George: Cried Ignazio. Ash puffed proudly through the junction. (Ash's whistle blows)
 * Edd: I hope you'll meet Timmy too.
 * George: Said Edd.
 * Edd: You've both branchlines to feel proud of.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Judy Neutron the Car and Ash's fireman, Brock to the series.

Quote 1

 * Spongebob: What do you think he means?
 * George: Whispered Spongebob.
 * Eddy: It means this diesel's probably a jerk!
 * George: snapped Eddy. And he was (in unison, the scene faded to where Bad News Barrett entered) The diesel surveyed the shed.
 * Barrett: Well at least I have SOME decorum.
 * George: He muttered.
 * Barrett: Well, I am impressed that you're all sterile and look perfect for SOME people to see.
 * George: The engines glared.
 * Barrett: But I'm afraid I've got some bad news! It's nobody's fault but your own, and former WWE Superstar, John Cena should scrap all of you steamers and get clean and elegant diesels like me, because all my driver does is fill me up with oil, flicks my switch, and I'm off to work without delay! However, all YOUR drivers do is fuss you about for hours, shoveling and gorging your rusty fireboxes with filthy, nasty coal....
 * Timmy (in his mind): Rusty?... Filthy?!.... N-N-NASTY?!
 * George: Timmy spluttered to himself.
 * Barrett: and fill you up with contaminated water until your smelly and disgusting water tanks overflow until you are ready, and some of you won't even survive till your next job! *laughs evilly and rolls away*
 * George: The engines were furious! (the engines furiously growl and blow their whistles angrily) Next morning, they held an indignation meeting around the turntable
 * Homer: Why that big--!!!!
 * Edd: How could that diesel have the temerity to say that the water we use in our tanks is polluted?!
 * George: fumed Edd.
 * Eddy: Who's that guy think he is?!
 * Ed: I'm not in my happy place, guys.
 * Bubbles: H-H-HE'S EVIL!
 * George: cried Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: He insulted us and made us look like slackers! *bawls*
 * George: bawled Bubbles.
 * Piero and Ignazio: How dare he say evil thing-a-to us?!
 * George: cried PIero and Ignazio.
 * Piero and Ignazio: We teach-a-the leasson to-a-the evildoer! But how we do that?!

Quote 2

 * Barrett: Now you see, you disgusting lads how a real diesel like me gets it done! *laughs evilly*
 * George: He purred slowly towards his coaches. Then... it happened.
 * Barrett: *shaking and spluttering* What the--?! What's happening?! AAUUGHH!!!!
 * George: Shaking and spluttering, Bad News Barrett stopped.
 * Barrett: Aw, c'mon!
 * Spongebob: Looks like we've got some bad news for you, Barrett!
 * Barrett: What bad news?! I come up with the bad news 'ere!
 * Ash: Well, you're too late on this one, chump! The bad news is maybe tomorrow, *short pause* YOU won't be around! *he and Spongebob laughs*
 * Barrett: *roars in fury*
 * George: roared Bad News Barrett.
 * *scene fades into Gil looking for his hat*
 * George: Meanwhile, Inspector Gil was looking for his hat.

Trivia

 * Bad News Barrett makes his only appearance in the series as The Diesel in this episode.
 * Gil (from the Simpsons) also makes his only appearance in the series as the Inspector in this episode.

Quotes

 * George: Timmy the Tank Engine puffed happily along his branch line with Cosmo and Wanda. John Cena was waiting on the platform. He looked at his watch.
 * John: Punctual timing, Timmy. You're right on time and very dependable.
 * Bubbles: Did you hear that, Timmy Bear?
 * Timmy: I did, Bubbly Bunny. And thanks, Mr. Cena.
 * George: Whistled Timmy.
 * Cosmo: Yay! Right on time!
 * Wanda: I'm proud of you, Timmy.
 * George: Said the coaches. But the big engines were not feeling cheerful at all.
 * Ed: Oh, Bart!! Bart?!
 * Eddy: That little brat was supposed to fetch our coaches. He expects US to get 'em?!
 * George: He edged angrily onto the turntable and spoke rudely to Ed.
 * Eddy: Hey, Lumpy, what's wrong with you?! It ain't raining today so quit your blubbering and fetch me my coaches will ya?!
 * Ed: I, Ed am no longer afraid of melting like cheese! But, you Eddy could be a clown! Could we not joineth the circus?!
 * Eddy: Hey, let me tell you-
 * Bart: Hey, so you guys hear the news?
 * Homer: What news, boy?
 * Bart: The circus is in town!
 * Eddy: Are you just playing along with Lumpy?!
 * Bart: Heck, no! The circus is really here! I've been busy with these cars. Well, don't just idle around, Mr. Cena needs help!

Quotes

 * George: Rudy had been to the works to be mended. (flashback to "Rudy Owns Up") Some troublesome cars tricked him and the Great Western Engine fell into the turntable well. Now Rudy was as good as new, but he was still worried about cars.
 * Rudy: I'm better off without them.
 * George: He puffed to himself. But the freight cars sang songs rude and loud. Terrence, their leader led the chorus.
 * Terrence and the cars(singing): Rudy is no use at all. Think's he very clever. Says that he can manage us. That's the best joke ever! When he bosses us around with the greatest folly, we just push him down the weeeelllll. Pop goes ol' Rudy!
 * George: Timmy, Spongebob and Bart were shocked.
 * Timmy, Spongebob and Bart: Shut up!
 * George: They ordered.

Trivia

 * This episode marks Terrence's only appearance in the series as S. C. Ruffey.

Quotes

 * George: Johnny the Tram Engine has cowcatchers and side plates. They help to prevent animals from getting hurt if they should stray onto the line. Trixie thought Johnny's fenders were silly.
 * Trixie: You're just afraid that you'll get hurt!
 * George: She flounced.
 * Johnny: No way, jose!
 * Trixie: Yeah, you are. I don't have stupid fenders, but I'm not frightened. I'd just blow my horn and they'd all go running for the hills.
 * Johnny: No they wouldn't!
 * George: Said Johnny.
 * Trixie: They would with me. Animals always move if you blow your horn and look them in the eye.
 * Johnny: Even bulls?
 * Trixie: That's right. Even bulls.
 * George: Said Trixie. Trixie had never met a bull, but she purred away quite unconcerned.

Quote 2

 * Trixie: Ahem!
 * George: Said Trixie
 * Trixie: Go on! Time to move!
 * George: Tauros was too busy chomping to take any notice.
 * Trixie: Ahem!
 * George: Said Trixie again. But Tauros kept grazing.
 * Trixie: This isn't how it's meant to happen!
 * George: Thought Trixie
 * Trixie: How the heck do I look him the eye if he won't turn around?
 * George: At last he did.
 * Tauros: *moooo!*
 * George: Said Tauros.
 * Trixie: Ah! Oh my gosh!
 * George: Murmured Trixie
 * Trixie: Why won't he run away?!
 * Driver: Go on, Trixie!
 * George: Said her driver.
 * Driver: He's harmless!
 * Trixie: Yeah.
 * George: Said Trixie unhappily.
 * Trixie: You know he's harmless and I know he's harmless. But does he know? Look at his horns. What if I bump into him and I hurt-I mean he hurts me...um...
 * Driver: The farmer wouldn't like that.
 * George: Tauros sniffed at Trixie.
 * Tauros: *sniffing*
 * Trixie: Eeeww!!
 * George: Said Trixie and that was that. Trixie did no more. Johnny was bemused and amused to see her back in the station so soon.
 * Johnny: Hey, Trixie! I thought bulls always ran for the hills if you blew your horn and looked 'em in the eye?!
 * Trixie: Oh, shut up.
 * George: Retorted Trixie.
 * Johnny: Oh, well.
 * George: Continued Johnny.
 * Johnny: We can learn from our mistakes and experiences. I better chase him away for you I guess. (to Plank) Come on, Buddy!
 * George: He clanked away to find Tauros. Johnny's bell rang and his whistle sounded, but Tauros took no notice. Then Johnny unleashed his secret weapon.
 * Johnny: YEE-HAW! (as he said this, stinky breath from anchovy paste shot out from his mouth in reference to "Shoo Ed" and in unison, Tauros mooed)
 * George: That did the trick. Johnny used his secret weapon a little more.
 * Johnny (in unison): YEE-HAW!
 * Tauros: *mooooo*
 * George: And now, breakfast over, Tauros chuntered away to join the farmer.
 * Tauros (in unison): *moo*

Trivia

 * Tauros (from Pokemon) makes his first appearance in the series as Champion and will portray other bulls in later episodes.

Quotes

 * George: One evening, Timmy brought his last train to the junction. Bart was glad to see him.
 * Bart: Hey, Timmy, are you on your way to the big station?
 * George: Asked Bart.
 * Timmy: Yeah, why?
 * Bart: Because I'm going there too!
 * Timmy: I think something's up.
 * George: Johnny looked up at the sky.
 * Johnny: Where?!
 * Timmy: Not up there. Down here.
 * George: Laughed Timmy
 * Johnny: How can something be up when it's down? Weird, huh, Plank?
 * George: Timmy was too excited to explain. (in unison, Timmy blew his whistle)
 * Timmy: Son of a gun! Look over there!
 * George: Buttercup, Skinner, Snap, Bloo, Piero, Rudy and Ignazio paraded past.
 * Piero: Good eve-a-ning, you three!
 * George: Whistled Piero.
 * Piero: Are we all-a the fine-a sight?!
 * Johnny: Cool parade, huh, guys?
 * George: Admired Johnny.
 * Piero: Sorry we no stop. Mister-a Cena, he need us all at-a the station.
 * Timmy: What the heck's this about?
 * George: Asked Timmy.
 * Bubbles: Mr. Cena has a plan.
 * George: Answered Bubbles.
 * Bubbles: Come on, Sweetie!
 * George: So they followed the other engines to the big station at the end of the line.

Quote 2

 * Timmy: I had a race with Milhouse once, I whooshed into the station and stopped nearly an inch from the buffers!
 * George: Then Timmy made his mistake.
 * Timmy: Like this, Rude! (in unison, he ran through and broke the buffers)
 * George: he boasted.
 * *Timmy runs through a fence in front of a hill, and rolls down the hill and crashes*
 * Rudy: Uh, oh....
 * (sound of birds [when somebody in a cartoon is hit on the head] is heard as Timmy was shown with his eyes squeezed shut)
 * George: No one was hurt, but Timmy's front was badly bent. They telephoned John Cena.
 * John Cena: Aw, that cheeky Timmy! Take him to the works, but if you can't mend him in time, we'll have to go to the big city without him.

Trivia

 * This is the 100th episode of the series.

Quote 1

 * John Cena: Ladies, gentlemen, children of all ages, and engines. I am proudly honored to announce that Queen Elizabeth herself is coming here to visit us, now on with the preparations!
 * George: The engines were wondering who would pull the royal train.
 * Edd: Sadly, I'm too weak to pull a vital train like that.
 * George: said Edd.
 * Homer: I should pull the train! I'm the strongest! Marge says so!
 * Eddy: Forget, you two! Mr. Cena will choose me!
 * George: said Eddy.
 * Ed: YOU?!
 * George: huffed Ed.
 * Ed: The number you are dialing is not in service, Eddy. I, Ed, will achieve greatness as I pull the train and am rewarded with Buttered Toast painted all over me!
 * (Scene fades into Knapford Station in the rain)
 * George: Then the rain came.

Quote 2

 * George: Edd bustled in.
 * Edd: *blows his whistle* The Queen has finally arrived!!!!
 * *signal clunks down*

Quotes

 * Timmy: Hi, Spongebob. Goin' fishing? I'd be careful if I were you,
 * Spongebob: Why?
 * George: Puffed Spongebob.
 * Timmy: Well, for one thing.
 * George: Puffed Timmy, remembering his own experience.
 * Timmy: If fish get into a train's boiler, the results aren't pretty. And for another reason, fish have this REEKY smell. And trust me, I know what I'm talking about. Good night. (blows his whistle [sounding like Edd's] and exits the scene)

Goofs

 * Timmy's whistle sound in this episode is actually Edd's.

Quote 1

 * Driver: "Squidward is a diagreeable barge. He NEVER stops complaining."
 * George: His driver was right about Squidward. Today, the barge was more cross than ever.
 * Squidward: C'mon, move it! Why ain't you morons where ya should be right now?!
 * Freight Car: "There's no engine, and we can only go where we're put!"
 * George: Shouted the cars.
 * Freight Car: "YOU'RE in the wrong place, not us!"
 * Squidward: I am NOT in the wrong place! You zeroes are in the wrong place! *chuckles* zeroes. *laughs*
 * George: When Bart finally arrived, Squidward was sulking and the cars were crosser still.
 * Freight Car #2: "Our stone is for Squidward! Please put us in a siding so we can load him up and be rid of him!"
 * George: But the cars were being careless. As Bart was lining them up, they burst through some buffers. "HELP! HELP!" they wailed..... but it was too late!!!! *cars pile on Squidward*
 * Squidward (gurgling): Ohhh.....
 * George: moaned Squidward.
 * Squidward: Im sinking!!!!
 * George: "Serves you right!" giggled the cars. "You were always barging in and moaning!"

Trivia

 * This is Squidward Tentacles' only appearance in the series as Bulstrode.

Trivia

 * This is the last episode of Season 4.

Quote 1

 * Miss Fowl: Put your CAAARS over here! BAAAAWK!!!!!

Quote 2

 * Engines: HELP!!!!!
 * Alec: cried the engines.
 * Miss Fowl: I CAAAAAN'T BAAAAWWWKKKK!!!!!
 * Alec: cried Fowl. After the storm was over, John Cena surveyed the damage and inspected Winifred.
 * John Cena: I'll have to get Timmy and Bart to help you so that you can help free the engines.
 * Miss Fowl: PLEEEEASE! HURRY! BAAAAWWK!!! AND GIVE THEM MY MOST SINCERE APOOOOLOGIES!!!! BAWK!
 * John Cena: You mean you caused this melee earlier?! *sighs and groans* I should owe the 2 engines a HUGE apology.

Trivia

 * Miss Fowl debuts in the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Fowl: BAAAWWWKKKK!!!! Hey, you down there. Your JOOOOB'S done now. These LOORRRIES are taking over. I believe one of them wants to TAAALK to you.
 * Alec: The lorry was very rude.
 * Boomer: Who's this ugly piece of scrap metal? Beat it, loser!
 * Bart: Ugly? Scrap?! Loser?!!
 * (Boomer, Brick and Butch laugh as Bart exited the scene)
 * (Scene fades to Bart backing up to cars at the docks)
 * Alec: A little later, Bart met Timmy and Eddy. Another lorry was being rude to them.
 * Brick: Duh, nice paint job, dork. Don't get used to it, you'll be scrapped A.S.A.P! (leaves the scene)
 * Timmy: Geez, Louise. What a jerk!
 * Alec: Exclaimed Timmy
 * Eddy: If I had arms and legs, he'd be the one getting scrapped!
 * Alec: retorted Eddy.

Trivia

 * This episode marks the only appearance of the Rowdyruff Boys

Quote 1

 * Mac: You need rocks for your roads.
 * Alec: said Mac.
 * Mac: and we're helping you.
 * Francis: I need to wail on little engines in the scrapyards!
 * Alec: retorted Francis.

Quotes

 * Timmy: My favorite station's ffarquahr.
 * Alec: Said Timmy
 * Johnny: Plank and mine's maithwaite.
 * Alec: Said Johnny
 * Johnny: How about yours, Bart?
 * Alec: Bart was too tired to think properly.
 * Bart (tired): Not now, I'm not in the mood for the docks.
 * Timmy: Yeah. We know you've been at the docks!
 * Alec: Said Timmy
 * Timmy: Now, your favorite station-?!
 * Bart: All right. Arlesdale end.
 * Johnny: But that's where Plank and I are from.
 * Alec: Said Johnny.
 * Bart: That's the whole reason I like it. Especially when you're there and not here to tell me I look stupid!

Quote 2

 * Bart: Why's Tails buzzing around me? I can't race today! Whoa! It's a goat!
 * Kevin: Ram, dude.
 * Ram: *baas*
 * Bart: Great! We're gonna be late! I should have realized Tails was trying to tell us something.

Quotes

 * Alec: It had been raining hard for weeks. Johnny was feeling miserable. Everywhere was wet, wet, wet. His branchline runs through a village. The water and the river had risen with the rain. Only the great wall known as a dam was stopping the water from overflowing. Bart arrived just as Johnny was about to inspect the dam for any damage.
 * Bart: Kevin says it could be dangerous up there! For the love of humanity, be careful, Johnny!
 * Johnny: Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy, Bart.
 * Alec: Puffed Johnny bravely. Bart watched anxiously as Johnny trundled away. His journey took him over a wooden bridge at the end of the village. The river surged dangerously beneath it. Tails the Helicopter was inspecting the dam as Johnny arrived.
 * Driver: Be brave, Johnny!
 * Alec: Called his driver.
 * Driver: We have to cross to the other side.
 * Alec: The dam did not look safe at all. Johnny was very worried. Soon he knew why.

Quote 2

 * Johnny: Help me, somebody!
 * Alec: Called Johnny.
 * Bart: Oh man!
 * Kevin: Quick, dude! Let's follow him on our line. It meets the river further down. We're coming for you, Johnny boy!
 * Alec: As Johnny floated helplessly on the flood waters, they saw a sign that made them shutter. "Beware the Waterfall".
 * Johnny: I never even got to say good-bye to Plank!
 * Driver: If we go over that waterfall, we're doomed.
 * Alec: Then they saw Tails who swooped low and shouted urgently to them.
 * Tails: We're about to toss a rope to you! Attach it to yourself as quick as you can!
 * Alec: And they did, to one of Johnny's buffers. Just then Bart arrived. Tails flew lower to him.
 * Tails: Catch the rope and pull Johnny to safety!
 * (Scene fades to the rope tied to Bart. Then Bart pulled Johnny away from the waterfall.)
 * Alec: Johnny was safe at last.

Quote 1

 * Snap: That's my load of cars!
 * Alec: Said Snap
 * Bloo: Na-uh! It's rightfully property of Blooregard Q. Kazoo!
 * Alec: Said Bloo.
 * Bloo: Besides, yours are probably over there.
 * Snap: Mine!
 * Bloo: Not!
 * Snap: Mine!
 * Bloo: Not!
 * Alec: Skinner was close by.
 * Skinner: Stop your attitude, engines or the only thing you'll have left to share is--
 * *Snap and Bloo derail each other*
 * Skinner (annoyed): Chaos!
 * Bloo: Stupid!
 * Alec: snapped Bloo.
 * Snap: You are yourself!
 * Alec: retorted Snap.
 * John Cena: Snap, Bloo, behave yourselves or I'll punish you and send you to your shed!
 * Alec: scolded Cena. We have a new diesel coming to help you, so you'd better get your acts together.

Quote 2

 * Snap: C'mon! C'mon! Push harder, ya stupid klutz!
 * Alec: snapped Snap.

Trivia

 * Rex from Toy Story makes his only appearance in the series as Derek in this episode.

Trivia

 * Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda are introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Alec: One morning, John Cena, Max and Emmy came to see Johnny.
 * John: Come on, Johnny. We're all going to the seaside. We'll ride in Plank.
 * Johnny: No problem, Cena!

Quote 2

 * Alec: Ed was waiting for Timmy's cars.
 * Ed: Tsk! Tsk! Do you know how long I have been waiting?! And who stepped on a duck?!
 * Alec: grumbled Ed.
 * Timmy: It's the stupid fish, Frankenstein! And there's danger on the track. That's why me and Bubbly-Biscuit are late.
 * Ed: The number you are dialing is not in service, little buddy! Assemble my fish cakes!
 * Timmy: They're CARS, Ed.
 * (scene fades into Bubbles & the yardmaster)
 * Alec: Bubbles was in the yardmasters' office, when they heard Ed's whistle. *in unison, Ed blew his whistle* and puffs away with his train* He was steaming out of the station with his long heavy train called the Flying Kipper.
 * Bubbles: Which track is that funny Ed taking tonight?
 * Yardmaster: The coastal run, it's the quickest.
 * Bubbles: WHAT?!!!! YOU CAN'T!!!! The tracks are too dangerous for huge trains like Ed!

Quotes

 * Alec: Timmy, Bart and Eddy were looking at the early morning sky.
 * Timmy: Man, everyone seems a lot happier when Spring is here.
 * Alec: Said Timmy.
 * Eddy: Everyone except Cena!
 * Alec: Grumbled Eddy.
 * Eddy: He's working us WAY TOO HARD! I'm tired of working without any form of payment!
 * Bart: He just wants everything to be ready for when people go on vacations, man.
 * Alec: Replied Bart.
 * Bart: And if you ask me, this time of year gives me SPRING FEVER, BABY!
 * Eddy: PFFT! Big deal! Someday the countryside will be made over based on my ideas!
 * Alec: And he puffed away to collect his freight cars from the docks.

Trivia

 * Granny Neutron is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Alec: Blocky the Brake Van was feeling sad. Everywhere he looked he could see engines and coaches moving steadily forwards. They all looked confident and cheerful. One day he decided to talk to Rudy the Great Western Engine.
 * Blocky: Rudy, I'm always going backwards. I've been having thoughts of going forwards. I could be a natural born leader if you know what I mean.
 * Homer: You?! A leader?! You can't even pull cars without an engine! You don't even have a train for that matter!
 * Alec: Homer said. Blocky felt sadder still. Rudy wanted to help
 * Rudy: Ah, don't listen to him, Blocky. You're as useful as the day you were built. You help me brake and keep my freight cars from acting up when we go down hills.
 * Blocky: I know, Rudy. But it would be so exciting to go forwards instead of seeing the world sliding away from me.

Quotes

 * Alec: The little engines were busy clearing their railroad of leaves and broken branches. Carl and Jimmy often work together. One day, Jimmy helped Carl to a water tower. Carl felt much better after his long drink, but the freight cars were bored.

Quotes

 * Bart: Where the heck are all these rocks coming from?
 * Alec: Asked Bart.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Why, the new quarry.
 * Alec: Replied Jimmy.
 * Jimmy Neutron: This rock is useful for a lot of beneficial uses, although it's quite dangerous up there.
 * Timmy: Why?
 * Alec: Asked Timmy.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Because of a big boulder. For some reason, I feel it's watching me.
 * Alec: Said Jimmy nervously
 * Bart: How the heck can that be?! Especially coming from a genius like you? Boulders don't have eyes!
 * Jimmy: Well, Bart, something's eccentric about this one.
 * Alec: Just then Edd arrived. He was delivering a new piece of machinery for the quarry.
 * Jimmy: LEAPIN' LEPTONS! What ever is that?!
 * Alec: Exclaimed Jimmy.
 * Edd: He's called Animal. Apparently, he'll help collect the rock faster.
 * Alec: Soon Animal was working hard.
 * Animal: MAKE ROCKS ROLL! MAKE ROCKS ROLL!

Trivia

 * Animal (from the Muppets) makes his only appearance in the series in this episode as Thumper.

Quotes

 * Timmy: Bart, come on! This isn't naptime for you.
 * Bart: I ain't napping. I'm stuck and my flippin' funnel is freezing! Kevin's gone for help.
 * Timmy: Oh, for crying out loud-!
 * Alec: Huffed Timmy and went on his way. Later, Timmy had to help clear snow by a tunnel. But it was too deep. And he got stuck. Timmy was very cross.
 * Timmy: Snow is nothing but a chore for me! And it only makes me miserable!
 * Alec: He moaned. Jimmy Neutron the diesel was close by.
 * Jimmy: Cindy says this winter is as bad as the worst winter of all.
 * Timmy: How could it possibly be ANY WORSE than this?!
 * Alec: Asked Timmy.
 * Jimmy: I'll gladly tell you.
 * Alec: Replied Jimmy and then the little engine did. (transitions to Jimmy's story)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 5 Finale.

Quotes

 * Mr. Krabs: Avast ye, Lads! Eugene Krabs, pride of the seven seas. I'm the new diesel and I'm here to help ye.
 * Alec: Snap and Bloo didn't think they needed any help; especially from a diesel.
 * Buttercup: Hey, new diesel. Welcome to Center Island Quarry
 * Alec: Buttercup said proudly. Mr. Krabs looked all around. Everywhere he looked he saw nothing but rocks.
 * Mr. Krabs: Fire on me poop deck! This ain't no dockyard! This is a quarry! There must be some mistake! I'm a dockyard diesel!
 * Buttercup: Well, that's too much of a shame because you're a quarry diesel now.
 * Alec: Buttercup said. And she explained that they had to complete an important job for John Cena. Mr. Krabs was sad that he wouldn't be working by the sea. But he knew what it meant to be a really useful engine.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ah, no problem. At least thar be trucks.
 * Buttercup: Better watch out for those trucks. They're nothing but trouble!

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 6.
 * Mr. Krabs is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Alec: That evening, Timmy had just returned from a hard day's work. He saw Elmer parked near the sheds. Elmer could hear the other engines talking about him. This made him sad.
 * Ed: Elmer should eat more vegetables.
 * Alec: Said Ed.
 * Edd: He may look unique, but I'm sure he has potential.
 * Alec: Said Edd.
 * Homer: He'll never be allowed to pull coaches!
 * Alec: Sniffed Homer.
 * Eddy: He's just that squaking crane on wheels!
 * Alec: Said Eddy.
 * Bart: I wouldn't let him take my mail even if I was playing hooky!
 * Alec: Said Bart. Timmy felt sorry for Elmer.
 * Timmy: Hey, dude. Don't worry. Sometimes it takes time to make new friends.
 * Alec: But Elmer wasn't sure he wanted to stay. Where no one wanted him.

Trivia

 * Elmer (Fairly Odd Parents) is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Agnes(from inside the shed): Hey! Who are you?! Can't you see I'm trying to sleep?!
 * Alec: Timmy hoped it wasn't a ghost. Then Bubbles appeared.
 * Timmy: It's not a ghost, is it?
 * Alec: Asked Timmy nervously.
 * Bubbles: It's a surprise, Timmy bear. (giggles)

Trivia

 * Agnes Skinner is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Michael (Angelis): It was a tingly spring morning on the Island of Sodor. Timmy was excited. John Cena had sent him to pick up a special from Margaret Keane.
 * Ms. Keane: Right on time, Timmy!
 * Michael: Ms. Keane said.
 * Ms. Keane: You make a former teacher like me so proud!
 * Timmy: Thanks, Ms. Keane.
 * Michael: He said.
 * Timmy: So is this my special? (shot goes to a front loader on the flatbed in front of Timmy)
 * Ms. Keane: Yes, very special.
 * Michael: She answered.
 * Lazlo: My name's Lazlo the Front Loader.
 * Michael: He whirred proudly.
 * Lazlo: I can load, unload and carry a lot of things and goodies!
 * Timmy: I can haul cars and shunt 'em right into place!
 * Michael: Said Timmy
 * Ms. Keane: And I can be getting you 2 chatter-mouths off to the quarry.
 * Michael: Laughed Ms. Keane.
 * (Timmy blows his whistle and leaves with Lazlo)
 * Timmy: Is this your first job at the quarry?!
 * Michael: Called Timmy.
 * Lazlo: It's my first ever job on the Island!
 * Michael: Lazlo called back.
 * Timmy: Look out for Edward.
 * Michael: Timmy added.
 * Timmy: He's nothing but trouble!

Quote 2

 * Lazlo: Hi. I'm Lazlo. Need any help?
 * Tony Little: Whoa! No thank you!
 * Michael: Tony replied.
 * Tony: But maybe you can help Barney.
 * (Scene goes to Lazlo encountering Barney Gumble)
 * Michael: Barney the Bulldozer was moving rock and rubble with his giant blade.
 * Lazlo: Hi. I'm Lazlo. Need any help?
 * Barney: I don't need help. Try that crane over there. *burps*
 * (Lazlo goes to Raj and Patsy)
 * Lazlo: Hi. I'm Lazlo-
 * Patsy: Do you mind?! You're gonna ruin my paint!
 * Michael: Snapped a Lorry.
 * Raj: PATSY! How rude of you!
 * Michael: Scolded Raj.
 * Patsy: Oh, sorry. Welcome to the pack.
 * Raj: And if you wish to work...
 * Michael: Said Raj
 * Patsy: See Lumpus.
 * Michael: Patsy said cheekily
 * Patsy: He's in charge.
 * Michael: Lumpus introduced Lazlo to Slinkman.
 * Slinkman: I'm here to make sure all the machines work safely.
 * Michael: Said Slinkman
 * Lumpus: No speeding and no horseplay, hoodlum!
 * Michael: Added Lumpus
 * Lumpus: Now what are you waiting for? Go help the little...um...excavator.
 * Slinkman: Uh, Clam, sir.
 * Lazlo: Yes, sirs!
 * Michael: replied Lazlo eagerly.

Trivia

 * This episode introduces Ms. Keane, Lazlo, Tony Little, Barney Gumble, Raj, Patsy, Lumpus, Slinkman, Clam and Edward to the series.
 * This episode also marks their second to last episode appearances.

Quotes

 * Alec: Timmy chuffed along the branchline thinking about his new friend, Lazlo.
 * Timmy: Sure hope he's doing better today.
 * Alec: Puffed Timmy. Yesterday Lazlo had broken the rules and had gotten into trouble.

Trivia

 * Patrick (from Spongebob) makes his only appearance in the series as Ned the Steam Shovel.
 * This episode is the last appearance of The Pack.

Quotes

 * John Cena: Ed's had an accident and been sent to be repaired. I'm sorry to report that no other engines are available so Plankton will work for Ed until he comes back.
 * Engines: Yes, sir!
 * Alec: Puffed the engines. But they weren't happy. The engines didn't like Plankton. He was always being rude and always showing off.
 * Bart: I can't wait till Ed comes back already!
 * Alec: Said Bart.
 * Timmy: You said it. He moves so many trucks, it's like his strength is ludicrous!
 * Alec: Agreed Timmy.
 * Homer: Trucks are a train's worst enemy!
 * Alec: Huffed Homer. The next day, Plankton was working at the docks.
 * Plankton: Once Mr. Cena sees how good I am, he'll scrap those no-good steam trains once and for all *evil laughter*
 * Alec: This gave the troublesome trucks an idea. As Plankton shunted them together they started to sing.

Quotes

 * Alec: John Cena's engines love their work. Homer likes pulling the express. Timmy likes his branch line. And Bart likes carrying the mail. But none of them likes being a middle engine.
 * Spongebob: Being in the middle isn't very comfortable...
 * Alec: One morning, Bart was cheerfully collecting coal cars from the smelter yards where Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda worked. They liked to play tricks on steam engines. Bart didn't want to fall for their tricks again. But before he knew it, he was stuck in the middle.
 * Bart: Oh come on, man!
 * Alec: Chuffed Bart crossly.
 * Anti-Cosmo: Oh! It appears you're in the middle! *evil chuckle *
 * Alec: Anti-Cosmo teased. Kevin was cross. With coal cars in front of him and coal cars behind, Bart had to go slowly. Eddy was in the yards when Bart steamed slowly by.
 * Eddy: (laughing) Oh, look! Did you lose a game with some cars and now you have to pretend to be one?!
 * Alec: Eddy laughed.
 * Bart: You know, if you were in the middle, you wouldn't be laughing your stupid butt off!
 * Alec: Bart fumed. And he fumed all the way to the coaling plant.

Quotes

 * Alec: Homer is a very proud steam engine. He's the fastest engine on the Island of Sodor. He loves speeding along his line with the wind blowing across his funnel.
 * Marge: Homer, I'm so proud! You've broken the record again!
 * Alec: Said Marge.
 * Homer: I'm faster than all you suckers!
 * Alec: Boasted Homer. But not all the engines were impressed.
 * Eddy: Big deal. I could beat you at speeding and any other record!
 * Alec: Said Eddy smugly.
 * Timmy: Hey, speed isn't everything, but being reliable and useful is.
 * Alec: Said Timmy.
 * Homer: You slowpokes wouldn't understand.
 * Alec: Snorted Homer.
 * Homer: You'll never outrun me!
 * Alec: John Cena arrived with news of a special for Timmy.
 * John: Timmy, I want for you to collect the jet engine and take it to the airfield.
 * Bart: A jet engine? What the heck's that?
 * Alec: Asked Bart.
 * John: A jet engine is a super-fast engine that shoots forward by blowing hot air out of its back.
 * Alec; John Cena explained
 * Timmy: Cool. Just like when you blow up a balloon and let it go.
 * Alec: Added Timmy.
 * Timmy: It DOES sound super fast.

Quotes

 * Alec: Jimmy, Colin and Mac chugged cheerfully through the Sodor Countryside. The engines were going to help WIllie with an important job at the Incline Railway.

Trivia

 * This is the Third time the song, Go, Jimmy, Jimmy is heard.

Quotes

 * Alec: Soon Willie approached a level crossing where Agnes the Quarry Truck waited with a farmer's prized bull. This time, WIllie whistled as loud and as long as he could. (in unison, Willie blew his whistle loud and long)
 * Tauros: *MOOOOOO!!!*
 * Alec: Said the bull.
 * Agnes: Stop blowing that darn whistle of yours, Willie!
 * Alec: Agnes called. WIllie carried on cheerfully down the track. But he hadn't noticed his whistle had come loose. Then Willie saw Martin plowing a field.
 * Willie: That lad'll get the loudest and longest whistle yit!
 * Alec: And he blew so hard his whistle shot off like a mighty rocket and landed out of sight.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 6 finale.

Quote 1

 * Michael: It was a splendid day on the Island of Sodor. Timmy was taking Cosmo and Wanda back to the yards. A new engine had arrived and he wanted to say 'hello'. The engine was beautiful with a gleaming brass dome.
 * John Cena: Timmy, I want you to meet Fluttershy.
 * Timmy: Hi, Fluttershy.
 * Fluttershy(shyly): Oh...hi, T-Timmy. I-It's...very nice to meet you.
 * John: Fluttershy, collect your coaches. You and your driver must learn the line. And don't be shy, my trains are very friendly.
 * Fluttershy: Y-Yes, Mr. Cena. (leaves station)
 * Michael: Timmy was impressed.

Quote 2

 * Michael: Timmy saw Fluttershy puffing down the line pulling Cosmo and Wanda.
 * Fluttershy: Good Morning, Timmy. How are you feeling? *blows her whistle*
 * Michael: Fluttershy called. *scene cuts to Timmy* But Timmy was cross.
 * Timmy: Cosmo and Wanda are MY coaches, Flutter-thief!
 * Michael: he scolded.
 * Timmy: Give 'em back to me!
 * Michael: Fluttershy didn't hear Timmy and went on her way.

Quote 3

 * Fluttershy:Oh, thank you, Mr. Cena.
 * Michael: said Fluttershy.
 * Fluttershy: Timmy, I am truly sorry for stealing Cosmo and Wanda, I didn't know they where yours.
 * Timmy: And I'm sorry I got angry and called you a Flutter-thief.
 * Michael: replied Timmy.

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 7.
 * Fluttershy and her driver, Jackie Evancho are introduced to the series in this episode.

Quotes

 * Timmy: Hi.
 * Michael: Whistled Timmy.
 * Timmy: Where ya off to?
 * Jimmy: My driver, Sarah and I are going to the quarry.
 * Michael: Jimmy chuffed happily
 * Timmy: Watch out for Snap and Bloo.
 * Michael: Said Timmy.
 * Timmy: Those two are troublemakers.
 * Sarah: We'll see about that!
 * Jimmy: Yeah. I won't let big brutes push me around. (blows whistle and leaves)
 * Timmy (in unison): You don't know them like I do!
 * Cosmo: You've never even met them!
 * Wanda: Cosmo, hush!

Trivia

 * Jimmy (Ed, Edd n Eddy) and his driver, Sarah are introduced to the series in this episode.
 * Sarah will also tell Snap and Bloo "Do it, right!"

Quotes

 * Michael: Then, Timmy and Bart overtook Ed.
 * Bart: Yo, Ed! Speed it up or you'll be late!
 * Michael: Bart tooted.
 * Ed: I'm slow like gravy.
 * Michael: Ed chuffed miserably
 * Timmy: You're just being a lazy idiot, Lumpy!
 * Michael: teased Timmy.

Quote 1

 * Michael (Angelis): The 3 engines were soon at work. Timmy and Bart were bumping freight cars. They knew this was naughty, but they were having fun.
 * Timmy: Jump in, Gianluca!
 * Michael: called Timmy.
 * Gianluca: No grazie.
 * Michael: wheeshed the new engine. He'd never been naughty before. Gianluca's first job was to push a trainload of fruit to market. The freight cars started to sing.
 * Freight Cars (in the style of "O Sole Mio"): The fruit's.... going off, you are too slow.... Gianluca's too slow.... he'll just show off....
 * Gianluca: Marona mia! How rude-a-the-cars?!
 * Michael: thought Gianluca. *Timmy puffs in* This gave Timmy a naughty idea.
 * Timmy: Even though you sing like an angel, Mr. Cena gets annoyed with the freight cars when they sing. So you must control their behavior.
 * Gianluca: Sì. I make-a-the-freight cars behave.
 * Michael: said Gianluca. He was glad he could keep the freight cars in order. *in unison, Gianluca leaves with his train*
 * Timmy: Man, he's gonna have a hard time stopping the freight cars' singing! *laughs*

Trivia

 * Gianluca Ginoble (Il Volo) is introduced to the series in this episode.

Quote 2

 * Krabs: Jimmy can power ye generator! He has his flywheel, right boy?!
 * Jimmy: Right!
 * Sarah: I'll attach your flywheel to the generator, Jimmy!
 * Lighthouse Keeper: HURRY!!!!
 * Michael: shouted the lighthouse keeper.

Trivia

 * Rainbow Dash cameos, but she is not properly introduced until "Homer and Rainbow Dash".

Quotes

 * Ed: Aw, come on, guys! I really need to go to the bathroom!
 * Michael (Angelis): Puffed Ed. (in unison, Ed strained as he pulled out) Goods arrive night and day at the docks. Sometimes, Ed and the other engines work so hard that their axles ache. John Cena brought in a new engine to help. He was long and he had ten drive wheels. He looked very strong.
 * John: Everyone, I want you to meet Manfred, but please call him Manny. His job will be to pull freight on the mainline.
 * Mr. Krabs: Avast ye, Manny!
 * Michael: Shouted Mr. Krabs.
 * Elmer: Hi, Manny. I'm Elmer and this is my boil, Bob.
 * Michael: Called Elmer.
 * Timmy: Whoa, you're like the biggest train I've ever seen in my life!
 * Michael: Cried Timmy.
 * Manny: And you are an astonished little squirt.
 * Michael: chuffed Manny quietly.

Quote 2

 * Michael: At the end of the day, Manny was looking forward to a good night's rest. But Mr. Krabs and Elmer were full of questions.
 * Elmer: What's the longest train you've ever pulled?
 * Mr. Krabs: Have ye ever worked by the sea?!
 * Elmer: Have you ever been in an accident?
 * Manny: *groans* (in a moaning voice) Will you please stop? I can't take it anymore! You 2 are annoying me like crazy, and I thought Mr. Stinkydroolface (referring to Sid The Sloth) was annoying!
 * Elmer: Sheesh, you don't need to be rude.
 * Michael: Huffed Elmer.
 * Mr. Krabs: We're only being friendly, Lad! And Sid is Ed's lad!
 * Manny: I don't care which engine that loudmouth of a sloth works for, I'm just glad that HE ain't my driver!
 * Michael: huffed Manny.

Trivia

 * Manny from Ice Age is introduced to the series in this episode.
 * Originally, Rolf was going to play the role of Murdoch, but Manny the Mammoth from Ice Age best fits the role.

Trivia

 * This is Rainbow Dash's proper introduction and only major appearance in the series as Spencer.

Trivia

 * This is the Fourth and Last time, the song, Go, Jimmy, Jimmy is heard.

Trivia

 * This is the Series Finale.