Tiffy33's Hated Characters/El Patito (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Ernie
 * Mr. Grumpy as Bert
 * Little Miss Curious as Rosita

Lyrics
Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Rubber Duckie. (singing) Rubber Duckie, it is a connection It doesn't have to be a tubby session, ya Take my day from zero to eleven, ya Vo-doh-eh-oh! You are...

Mr. Grumpy: Oh, no! Not this song again!

Sam the Eagle: (singing) With me on the street everyday Speaking in your own special way That sound I wanna hear it Squeaky! Squeaky! (spoken) Hey, Mr. Grumpy. What sound does a duck make? (laughing)

Mr. Grumpy: It goes quack, actually. Quack.

Little Miss Curious: El patito. Sam the Eagle: That's spanish for Rubber Duckie!

Sam the Eagle and Little Miss Curious : Oh, el patito, es mi favorito. Donde quiera que vaya hace su sonido. El patito es tu buen amigo. El patito

Sam the Eagle: Duckie I'm so lucky, Voh-di-oh-di-oh-oh. No matter where we go, you and I we both know We're there for each other, so happy together You might even say we're two birds of a feather.

Mr. Grumpy: Sam, you are not a bird, and he is made of RUBBER!

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Oh, it's a figure of speech, Mr. Grumpy. (singing) Duckie I'm so lucky, rubba dubba dubbie Yellow little buddy, squeeze you and squeeze you I know it doesn't phase ya, The song my duckie plays (ah). All raise your hands up Let's hear what Rubber Duckie says(ah)

Little Miss Curious: El paaaaa-tito

Sam the Eagle: Rubber Duckie!

Sam the Eagle and Little Miss Curious : Oh, el patito, es mi favorito. Donde quiera que vaya hace su sonido. El patito es tu buen amigo El patito.

Sam the Eagle: (laughing) Nice.

Mr. Grumpy: (singing) El Patito. (humming) (spoken) Hey, that song is actually pretty catchy.