Muppets/Question Song (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Gonzo as Grover
 * Lou as The Little Girl
 * Camilla as The Cow

Lyrics
(spoken) Lou: Now the letter is "Q". And one word that begins with "Q" is "question."

(sung) Now here is a question, A question for you Remember, the answer Will start with a "Q".

(spoken) Gonzo: What's a "Q"?

Lou: Is that you? Oh hi, Gonzo.

Gonzo: Hi.

Lou: "Q" is a letter of the alphabet that looks like an "O" with a little tail at the bottom.

Gonzo: Oh! Now I remember. You can start the song again.

Lou: Thanks, Gonzo.

Gonzo: You're welcome.

(sung) Lou: Now here is a question, A question for you. Remember, the answer Will start with a "Q". Just think of a duck, Be it white, brown, or black. What sound does it make? Why, a duckie goes...

(spoken) Gonzo: Cluck cluck!

Lou: No, Gonzo. A duckie goes "Quack!" (sung) "Quack" is a "Q" word. The answer is "Quack."

(spoken) Gonzo: Oh. O.K.

Lou: But Gonzo..

Gonzo: Hmm?

Lou: Try this one.

Gonzo: O.K.

(sung) Lou: Now here is a question, A question for you. Remember, the answer Will start with a "Q". In stores, you find milk In containers of sorts. But what do you call them? You call these things...

(spoken) Gonzo: Chickens.

Lou: No, that's not right! The answer is "Quarts"! (sung) "Quarts" is a "Q" word. The answer is "Quarts." (spoken) Now what made you think of chickens?

Gonzo: I don't know. I think I heard one go "clucking" a minute ago.

Lou: Gonzo..

Gonzo: Hmm?

Lou: Forget about the chickens.

Gonzo: O.K.

(sung) Lou: Now here is a question, A question for you. And once more, the answer Begins with a "Q". Remember a king In a story you've seen. To whom was he married? He's wed to a...

(spoken) Gonzo: Farmer.

Lou: No. The answer is "Queen." (sung) "Queen" is a "Q" word. The answer is "Queen."

(spoken) Gonzo: Gee! I thought it was a farmer.

Lou: What farmer?

Gonzo: You know, the one that brought the chicken in here.

Lou: Gonzo..

Gonzo: Hmm?

Lou: I've had quite enough! I quit!

Gonzo: Hmm. Oh well. O.K. Come on, Camilla. Let's go home.

Camilla: (clucking)