The Nutcracker nail polish/My Way (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Dreams Need Clara-fication as Gonzo
 * Envy the Adventure as Kermit the Frog

Lyrics
(Main stage. Envy the Adventure enters to a fanfare.)

Envy the Adventure: Uh, well,m folks, as I've already told you, our master of culture and violence is moving on to other things. Uh, so let's give a big warm hand for this, his farewell appearance on The Muppet Show, Dreams Need Clara-fication the Great.

(The curtain opens on an empty stage. Dreams Need Clara-fication leans against an apple box and sings "My Way". Midway through the song, he breaks down crying.)

Dreams Need Clara-fication: And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full I've traveled each and every highway But more, much more than this I did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried I've had my fill my share of losing And now, as tears subside I find it all so amusing To think I did all that And may I say - not in a shy way Oh no, oh no...

Envy the Adventure: Dreams Need Clara-fication? Are you okay, Dreams Need Clara-fication? It's just a song.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: I know. It's not the song. I just don't want to go.

Envy the Adventure: Yeah, but you're going to go out and make movies.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: (sigh) I want to go there. I just don't want to leave here.

Envy the Adventure: Well — you had a choice to make, Dreams Need Clara-fication, and … and you made it, and it was a good choice.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: I know.

Envy the Adventure: I don't like long goodbyes, Dreams Need Clara-fication, so uh …

( Envy the Adventure reaches his hand out to shake Dreams Need Clara-fication's . Dreams Need Clara-fication hugs Envy the Adventure .)

Envy the Adventure: Take care of yourself, Dreams Need Clara-fication.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: You, too. (sniffles)

Envy the Adventure: (to camera) Uh, we — we've had a little change of plans. Uh — I think we'd better just take a break.

(He exits with his arm around Dreams Need Clara-fication's shoulder.)