Muppets/Oscar Don't Allow (from Bert and Ernie Sing-Along)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Bert
 * Rowlf the Dog as Ernie
 * Beard as David
 * Floyd Pepper as Gordon
 * Link Hogthrob as Bob
 * Wanda as Maria
 * Janice as Susan
 * Mary Louise (little girl) as Prairie Dawn
 * Wayne as Luis
 * Pops as Mr. Hooper
 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Dr. Teeth as Count von Count
 * Gonzo as Grover
 * Animal as Cookie Monster
 * Sweetums as Herry Monster
 * Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Gonzo: Oh, that was a grouchy one.

Rowlf the Dog: Was there a second verse to that song?

(music starts) Beard: Oh, Uncle Deadly don't allow no singalong singing here Uncle Deadly don't allow no singalong singing here

All: Now we don't care what Uncle Deadly don't allow Gonna sing some singalongs anyhow Uncle Deadly don't allow no singalong singing here

Kermit the Frog: Oh yeah Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here

All: Now we don't care what Uncle Deadly don't allow Gonna strum our banjos anyhow Uncle Deadly don't allow no banjo-strumming here

Rowlf the Dog: Now Uncle Deadly don't allow no piano-playing here Uncle Deadly don't allow no piano-playing here

All: Now we don't care what Uncle Deadly don't allow Gonna play our piano anyhow Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here

Wayne: Uncle Deadly don't allow no drum-drum drumming here Uncle Deadly don't allow no drum-drum drumming here

All: Now we don't care what Uncle Deadly don't allow Gonna do some drumming anyhow Uncle Deadly don't allow no drum-drum drumming here

Beard: Uncle Deadly don't allow no singalong singing here Uncle Deadly don't allow no singalong singing here

All: Now we don't care what Uncle Deadly don't allow Gonna do some singalong singing anyhow Uncle Deadly don't allow no singalong singing here!

(spoken) Uncle Deadly: Very funny, very funny (door slams)