Haunted Filthy Rich

Haunted Big Macintosh is the eleventh episode the fifth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the 117th episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas & Friends episode, Haunted Henry.

Cast

 * Shining Armor as Edward
 * Big Macintosh as Henry
 * The Changelings as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * An pony version of Old Bailey as Old Bailey
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon (does not speak)
 * Spike as Thomas (cameo)
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James (cameo)
 * Apple Bloom as Annie (cameo)
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "It was a moonlit night. Big Macintosh was taking some changelings to the station by the lake."

(Owl Hoots)

Shining Armor: "Whenever that owl hoots, a mist rolls in."

Narrator: "Murmured Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "There's a legend that when the mist's about, there's a ghost about, too. Take care on the old line, Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "Stupid bird."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "Owls, mist, ghosts, Shining Armor's going soft in the head. There's no mist."

Narrator: "But Big Macintosh was wrong."

Big Macintosh: "What's that?"

Narrator: "Cried Big Mac."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "It's an amber lamp."

Narrator: "Murmured his driver."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "That means 'proceed with caution'.

Who's there?"

Narrator: "No one replied.

Big Mac crept slowly forward. He stopped by a tree. It had a sign nailed to it. 'BEWARE OF THE BRIDGE'.

The driver was surprised."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "No one warned us about that before. And look! The light's red, and the gates are closed! A-a-a-a-and there's a fogman's coat! But where is its owner?"

Narrator: "Then, they saw a light move within the station building."

Big Macintosh: "G-g-g-g-ghosts!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "Shining Armor was right!"

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Something very strange is happening."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "I think it's best we go back."

Big Macintosh: "So do I!"

Narrator: "Agreed Big Mac.

By morning, the mist had cleared. A workman was talking about the unsafe bridge."

Workman: "Lucky you didn't cross it last night."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Yes, but we don't know who warned us!"

Narrator: "Replied Big Mac's Driver.

Later that day, he spoke to Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "The bridge has been repaired. We can take the changelings back along the old line tonight."

Narrator: "Big Mac really didn't want to.

But when nightfall came, he was sizzling nicely. Suddenly, an owl hooted, and then Chief Thunderhooves thundered by."

A Changeling: "Oh, look, Big Mac's spooked."

Narrator: "Said a changeling."

(Changelings laugh)

Big Macintosh: "Be quiet!"

Narrator: "Snapped Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "I'm not scared!"

Narrator: "But he was.

A little later, the fog came down.

As they approached the same area, they saw the amber light again."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Here we go."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac's Driver.

Then, uknown to Big Mac, the gates mysteriously closed by themselves, and the light went red. The changelings had seen everything, and they were spooked."

Changelings: "Faster! Faster! There's a ghost about!"

Big Macintosh: "Stop! Stop!"

Narrator: "Yelled Big Mac."

(Big Macintosh and the changelings crash though the gate)

"A mysterious figure watched Big Mac go by. Ahead was a landslide blocking the line. Big Mac stopped hard, but the changelings hit some of the rubble and plunged into the ravine."

(Changelings crash)

"Just then, Big Mac's driver saw a strange sight coming towards them."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "What's that?"

Narrator: "He said, the fireman laughed."

Big Macintosh's Fireman: "That's our ghost. It's Old Bailey, the fogpony."

Narrator: "Old Bailey was very cross."

Old Bailey: "I tried to warn you about the bridge. Why didn't you pay attention?"

Big Macintosh's Driver: "We're sorry."

Narrator: "Replied the driver."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Is there anything we can do to thank you?"

Old Bailey: "I'd like to operate that old station. If you let me, I promise it won't spook Big Macintosh again."

Narrator: "And in a little while, Old Bailey's wish was granted."

Hoity Toity: "You and your station will be really useful."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Let's hear a hearty 'thank you' to the friendliest, uh, ghost in Ponyville."

Narrator: "Everyone cheered, especially Big Mac, who was the happiest of all."