Grease nail polish/Rubber Duckie (Bert's version) (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert
 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie

Lyrics
Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, these are beauties. Oh, I love spending time alone with my paperclip collection.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, there you are, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Hey, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. I need your help, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What is it, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, I need for you to sing the "Rubber Duckie" song to my rubber duckie.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, please, I'm busy.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: But, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. It's important, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (heavy sigh) Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, what is so important? Huh? What is so important about singing to your duck?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, I'll tell you, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Is it more important than my paperclips?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, I was just thinking.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Do I ask you to sing to my paperclips?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, I was thinking.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (sighs)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: I was thinking, what if I should have to go away somewhere? And what if I can't bring Rubber Duckie with me and there's no one to sing to Rubber Duckie?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Where would you possibly go?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, gee, what if I suddenly had to go around the world, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, or something like that, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be? And Rubber Duckie would get so sad, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Rubber Duckie would get so sad, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: All right.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: And he needs somebody to sing to him, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, right? Right, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be? See there, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be? Look. Just thinking about it, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Just thinking about it has made him so sad, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: But what if I had to go around the world, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: You could sing to him, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Hmm?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: All right.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: You'll do it?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: You win.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Great!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Fine.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Mm-hmm?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Okay?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Okay.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (heavy sigh)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Now, all you have to do is just practice, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: All right, what do I do?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: I think this will be a great time to practice.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: All right, fine. Let's get it over with, okay?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Okay.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I'll sing the "Rubber Duckie" song, but just one time, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. And then that is it. I'm going back to my paperclip collection, okay?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Sure, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Now sing.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (heavy sigh)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, sing from the heart, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: All right, all right.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Okay, sing it to Rubber Duckie.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (sighs) (rushed singing) Rubber Duckie, you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Bo-bo-bo-di-oh.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Do I have to do that?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Bo-bo-bo-di-oh.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (singing) Bo-bo-bo-di-oh. (spoken) All right?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Okay, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, that was not bad for a first time, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. But we need more feeling, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (sighs)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: He's a very sensitive little duck.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Rubber Duckie, joy of joys. When I squeeze you, you make noise. Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend. It's true.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Okay, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, now let 'er rip!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh! Rubber Duckie, you're so fine. ( Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, yeah! ) And I'm glad that you are mine! ( Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Yes! ) Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Okay, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, now give us a big finish!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (spoken) Hey, stand back! ( Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Come on, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be! ) (singing) Rubber duckie, ( Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Yeah! ) you're so fine. Yes, sir! And I'm lucky that you're mine! ( Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, yeah! ) Rubber Duckie, I'd like a whole pond of... Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond...( Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Bring it home, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be! ) ...of you! (laughing)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, oh, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, that was great, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Oh, oh. Yes, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, that was so great. I think you touched his little duckie heart, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, yeah. You know what, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!? I really enjoyed that. It was fun. I feel like singing to your Rubber Duckie again. Okay, here we go.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh...

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (singing) Rubber Duckie...

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What? What?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Wait a second, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. We can't do that, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, because Rubber Duckie and I have to return a book to the library.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Well, leave Rubber Duckie here. I'll sing to him.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: No, no, no.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (singing) Rubber Duck...

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What? What?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: I don't think so, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. You see, I'm not really ready to leave my Rubber Duckie with anyone else. See ya, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come back. I liked singing to your duckie. We established a relationship. (sad sigh)