Theory

Theories about people or other stuff!

Rockhopper

 * It is rumored that Rockhopper will have a female companion with him named Miss Hopper. She may be his daughter or wife.
 * And there is another one named Peggy Hopper. She is peach in color and has a red bandana.


 * Rockhopper has a cousin called boulder bouncer who is green, has a pirate hat and beard and carries a pogo stick.


 * Rockhopper became a pirate because his brother, Pebblehopper dressed like a pirate, but he wasn't famous.


 * He's called Rockhopper, because he jumps over rocks in his spare time.


 * He is married to a girl named Boulderjumper. She is a blue penguin with a black puffle bandana and an eyepatch.


 * It is rumored that Rockhopper will reveal that his father is Sensei and join him to train ninjas.


 * Rockhopper and Sensei are brothers.

Aunt Arctic

 * It is rumored that Aunt Arctic will have a male version of her named Uncle Arctic. He wears a Blue Toque, his color is dark green and he wears a swirly glasses and he has 3 puffles that are Orange, Yellow and Black.


 * Aunt Arctic will quit the Penguin Times and become a coffee server.


 * Aunt Arctic will soon reveal in the newspaper that she is a man! She was only in a disguise!


 * Aunt Arctic could be the Director of the P.S.A..

Sanity Penguin

 * Sharkbate and G sent the fattest penguin to give him a a huge bear hug. One flipper was 99,900000 pounds!


 * Notopus tied him to a chair, forced him to watch Fair Haired Child, and then poured searing hot chili down his underpants.


 * Rockhopper, mad at him for imitating him and taunting other puffles with rainbow puffles, will make him take care of Yarr until he appreciates puffles natural beauty!


 * Twiggy99 discovered a machine that turns penguins into targets. He then secretly replaced the target at the snowforts to be hit and spun round, and round and round and round and round...


 * Hotflameboy forced him to to dance to Polka songs in front of everybody on live TV!


 * Mrperson777 has thrown him into his igloo and forces him to listen to polka music. Every... single... day!


 * He gets arrested by Secret Agent G and kept next to a drooling polar bear.


 * Barkjon has locked him in his igloo and put only annoying penguins in it!


 * Eddoguy1234 gets his revenge (he got me banned with CP Trainer) by tying him to the pole by the sled races with a kick me sign on him!


 * Rsnail pushed him into a snow globe igloo surrounded by TVs with nothing to watch.


 * Ninjas are making him listen to bad jokes EVERY SINGLE DAY!


 * Perfectice makes him listen to Cher's Greatest Hits, locked in his igloo, puts a crab in his pants and gives him a wedgie.


 * He has been locked in Rockhopper's Migrator, forced to eat nothing but Puffle hair! Eeew...


 * He is forced to be glued onto an office chair with wheels and pushed into a cave full of Mwa Mwa Penguins who never stop talking.
 * He buys his carrots on the television given by Rsnail, and Billybob pushed him to live in a stone igloo filled with radios and forced to eat puffle food, which he actually found quite delicious.


 * A tour guide made him a Reindeer and glued the free antlers on his head, and a Christmas Scarf for a tail. Ouch! The tour guide now charges three coins for a "Sanity Reindeer" ride in a sleigh pulled by him.


 * He was forced to go to Billybob who found a way to ban him forever.


 * The puffles at the Pet Shop were let out and jumped on sanity penguin.


 * He goes to community service every single day!


 * Iceberg2229 has teamed up with the real ninjas and pays them to circle sanity, there are also guards behind that are playing the worst songs in history over...and over... and over...


 * Hokiepenguin sent him to prison for 1,000,000,000,000,000 years.


 * LB22 tied him to a tree, then fed him Lima beans. He then confessed and is now doing community service by entertaining small children's parties! Good luck in working your way out of a fine!


 * Mewkittymew tied him to a chair and made him listen to "The Song That Never Ends" for all eternity.


 * He is forced to watch the world's worst movies ever made in an igloo where there are no doors and the windows are too small for him to escape.


 * Yo Antonio saw him hacking, so he took Sanity, tied him against a wall, and forced him to listen to elevator music for all eternity.


 * He got tied to a small Iceberg drifting out to the north pole.


 * He teamed up with Herbert P. Bear and Klutzy to get revenge on billybob and the other penguins. They got lost in the club penguin wilderness and were never seen again.


 * He ends up at the Ninja Hideout where they get challenged by Sensei. He gets kicked out of the place and crashes through the roof of the pet shop. Ocnarf Rocks gets angry and orders his 7 puffles (one of each color) to summon all the puffles of Club Penguin to attack him. Pink ones tie him with jump ropes to hold him. Blue puffles throw balls at him. Red puffles cannonball themselves towards Sanity Penguin. Black ones hit him with skateboards. Purple ones make him blind by aiming flashing lights from the disco balls at him. Yellow ones shower him with all kinds of paint. Then after the green ones glue all their propeller caps on his head and back, the pink ones release him, and Sanity Penguin ends up flying away in the air!


 * Super24Daisy tells pink puffles to tie him up with jump ropes, the blue ones throw beach balls at him, the black ones bite him and other black puffles wack him with skateboards. There are purple puffles which blind him by pouring bubble soap in his eyes, in conjunction with yellow puffles painting on his face. The green puffles glue propeler caps to him then he flies to G, who proceeds to ban him forever.


 * Sonicspine31 decided to glue Sanity Penguin to the wall of the Dojo where Sensei now uses him as a target for snowball throwing. He also feeds him noodles.


 * He realized that the PSA were tracking down him down, so on the morning of the day he expected to be caught, he put a disguise on, went up to the top of the iceberg, stole a Jet Pack, tried to fly to the next island, but ran out of fuel and landed in the ocean instead. G later finds him and bans him forever.


 * He cuts down trees and makes a boat disguised like an iceberg, then he tries to escape to Rockhopper Island. Rockhopper sees it and blasts him with the Snow Cannon 3000, not knowing there was someone inside. He escaped unharmed and was banned by G.


 * Happyface141 sees him robbing the Pizza parlor, calls the PSA, throws him to the wall, and takes his computer.


 * Kermitfrog97 Screamed in his face so loud he became deaf.


 * Dogdude87 made him listen to metallica's St. Anger a million times.


 * All the mods threw Sanity Penguin through the water then later sanity penguin Got Frozen. G then thawed and banned him.


 * Arre 320 makes the poor soul eat Spongebob's trademark Ketchup, Peanut, and Onion Sundae for every meal!


 * Rory ties him with a Jackhammer then Rookie comes then puts Red Propeller Cap on Sanity Penguin then he flies away, straight to Alcatraz.


 * Andrewozio takes him to the HQ ties him up and has him eat nothing but bad apples.


 * He was forced to make a pop up that had a picture of him wearing a dunce cap, saying "I am stupid", and send it to every website in the world that pops up no matter what pop up blocker you have.


 * TurtleShroom has forced Sanity Penguin to polish the shell every turtle on earth... under supervision. If he so much as hurts a single turtle, he gets whacked with a spoon (a BIG spoon), and must start over... after kissing the injured turtle. WA HA HA HA HA!


 * A Shark eats him, but spits him out unharmed because sharks do not eat nerds who live in their parent's cellar.


 * Sanity Penguin now hides in a cabinet waiting for a chance to get out.


 * He now is stuck on the Migrator, forced to clean out the Treasure Hunt boxes after every game.


 * Sanity Penguin is forced to donate his jewels and life savings to the Treasure Hunt game.


 * Sk8rbluscat forced Sanity Penguin to polish every penguin's beak. If he hurts a single penguin, he will get hit in the head with a large spoon and has to start over... after kissing the penguin's foot (He has to polish the foot too). HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!


 * Pottashi stuck Sanity Penguin in a Ship Igloo and left him floating off to sea, where G banned him. >:D Did I mention I tied him to the wall?


 * Explorer 767 from the CP Fanon Wiki found him in 90-150 (check out the CP Fanon article) and whacked him unconsious with a shovel, then sent him to Billybob, who banned him. He escaped from the Hot Snow (a jail) and now lives on Ban Island (look it up).


 * Hokiepenguin called the elitists and they broke into his home ,slapped him silly, took his computer, and made Herbert eat him.


 * JiWei15 found Sanity penguin and tied him up and created a new game (with permission from the mods) called " Hit the Hacker". In it, penguins practice their snowball throwing skills with him as the target.


 * Sanity was caught and was tortured through spankings, wedgies, and wet willies and all sorts of pranks till he went crying for his mummy. He is currently at home sucking on his flipper holding his baby bwankie.


 * kitty7779 has beaten him up and putting him in her igloo and make him listen to peanut butter and jelly song forever and ever
 * User:Emily4President saw Sanity Penguin shouting in the air that ACP rocked and got her mad enough to tie him up in a hot pink room filled with stuffed animals and shouted at him that the Shadow Ninjas were better and tortured him by singing in a bad voice that he got beaten by a "little girl". He now dresses up as a ninja and shouts in every room of Club Penguin "SHADOW NINJAS ROCK!"


 * Metalmanager Put him into the Ninja Puffle Hideout where he found 5 Ninja puffles which forced him to juggle puffle O's while on a unicycle!


 * Spider880 finds Sanity and gives him to Rockhopper. Rockhopper sticks Sanity's head through a hole in a big piece of wood and makes him into a Fall Fair game. You get five snowballs and you have to hit Sanity in the face with them.


 * Sensei locked him in a Card-Jitsu card and uses him as spokes on his bike.

|This was given to him by Billybob. (Don't worry, he had a chair.)
 * He was given his own card in Card Jitsu, when he is allowed out nof his Straight Jacket at the Loony Bin, he strokes the card and kisses it.


 * Superlaithy8 ties him to a chair and makes him play the worst game ever (Hotel Mario for the SNES) for the rest time.


 * American Che traps Sanity and puts him in a room with people from all the armies on Club Penguin throw snowballs at him, causing him to become Insanity Penguin!


 * User:Jupiter5 tied him onto a tiny Disney princess chair in a tiny igloo where he was slowly transformed into a Mwa Mwa Penguin by being forced to watch Barney, Tellitubbies, and The Doodlebobs, by being surrounded by Day-care teachers who pinch his cheeks and repeat everyting they say in rhymes and that make wiered sounds, and also by only having a crib to sleep in.

MicroChip123

 * Spider880 hacks his programs and bans him once forever. G comes to MicroChip's Igloo with a squad of Agents and arrests him and gives him to Herbert. Herbert eats Micro and all his programs.
 * Sharkbate and G made him eat yellow snow that Herbert P. Bear left behind. Then he gets locked in a dirty, old abanndond dressing room underground.
 * Metalmanager challenged him to a game of Card Jitsu and did a 100 Snow type card which was a Snowball Cannon which catapulted a giant snowball in his face which made him fall through the floor and land in the Puffle's Dojo where Millions of Ninja puffles jumped on him and called him names.
 * Sk8rbluscat forces him to eat lima beans... ewwww... and then makes him eat Orange Peels which were on Sk8rbluscat's dirty stinky feet and MicroChip is NOT alllowed to throw up even off camera and he has to lick all the penguin's feet!

Rookie

 * Its rumored that Rookie has a cousin named Cookie, he is dark green with a blue propeller cap, and blue sunglasses.
 * And Rookie has a sister named Kookie, She is color pink with swirly glasses, red and black shirt, and she has a yellow hair with pigtails with Green Propeller Cap on it.
 * Rookie also has a second sister named Snookie. She is peach with Aunt Artic's glasses, a yellow propeller cap, and red glasses.
 * Rookie might have a brother named Bookie that loves to read and is brown in color

Rory

 * It is rumored Rory will get his own "story" in the Book Room Library entitled "Rory's Story".


 * And Rory will have a Brother named Bory, He is a Blue Penguin wearing the Red Mining Helmet
 * Rory also has a cousin named Snorey. He is lime green wearing the old hard hat.

Ninja Hideout

 * Rockhopper Island Happyface414 23:27, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Outside the Dojo
 * An island that is only accessible by Rockhopper (User:Raptor_SOS)
 * A room that comes out in late 2008 or 2009 User:Super24daisy
 * You have to find Pen chi, the ninja trainer and offer him friendship, he gives you a test, and if you pass you get access   to the ninja hideout.
 * Its not real...yet. Dun dun duuuun!

Ninja Links

 * Ninjinain is part of a Ninja Group and has connection to Ninja's
 * Ninjinian can access the Ninja Hideout! :D
 * There is no way out of the Hideout, to get out you have to of had a Red Puffle with you, pressed C then P on your keyboard to go back to CP
 * The Director of the PSA is planning to make a NINJA MISSION
 * Ninja's are like vampiars and bats, that only go out at night, and Ninjinian is one of them!