Fraggle Rock/This Old Man (from Sesame Street Sing-Along)

Cast

 * Philo as Ernie
 * Gunge as Bert
 * Uncle Traveling Matt as Gordon
 * Storyteller Fraggle as Susan
 * Convincing John as Count von Count
 * Gobo Fraggle as Big Bird
 * Gillis Fraggle as Bob
 * Pa Gorg as Oscar the Grouch
 * Wingnut Doozer as Maria
 * Large Marvin Fraggle as Cookie Monster
 * Boober Fraggle as Grover
 * The Odd Old Man as Mr. Hooper
 * Inkspots as Honkers

Lyrics
Gunge: Okay, Philo, now slow down. Look, there's everybody else waiting for us right there on the corner.

Philo: Yeah, it looks like everybody is there, all right.

Gunge: Yep.

Philo: So I'll just stop the bus right here. Hi there, everybody. Get in.

Everyone: Hi!

Gunge: Hi, guys!

Philo: Okay, is everybody in their seats?

Everyone: Yeah, yeah!

Storyteller Fraggle: Okay, everybody. We thought it would be a good idea if we have a sing along as we drive to the farm.

Gillis Fraggle: Good idea.

Convincing John: All right, all right, everyone. I have a wonderful sing along song. It's a song that has numbers in it, and you can help me sing. And I can count the words to them as we go along. Is everybody ready?

Gobo Fraggle: Yes!

Pa Gorg: Not me.

Convincing John: I'll sing the first verse and then everybody joins in on the "nick whack paddywhacks". All right? Here we go! This old man, he played one, He played knick-knack on my thumb With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home.

Gobo Fraggle: I love this.

Convincing John: This old man, he played two, He played knick-knack on my shoe. Okay, everybody sing!

Gobo Fraggle: Okay.

Everyone: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home.

Convincing John: This old man, he played three, He played knick-knack on my knee.

Everyone: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home.

Convincing John: This old man, he played four, He played knick-knack on my... Ah, who can guess what he's playing knick-knack on? It rhymes with four.

Gobo Fraggle: A door!

Convincing John: Good! He played knick-knack on my door.

Everyone: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home.

Convincing John: All right. A little faster now.

Gobo Fraggle: Uh-oh.

Everyone: This old man, he played five, He played knick-knack on my hive; With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home.

Convincing John: Now even faster.

Gobo Fraggle: Uh-oh.

Wingnut Doozer: Faster?

Everyone: This old man, he played six, He played knick-knack on my sticks; With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home.

Convincing John: Okay, okay, now slow. Yes.

Everyone: This old man, he played seven, He played knick-knack up in heaven; With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home.

Convincing John: All right now. Everybody, very, very softly.

Everyone: This old man, he played eight, He played knick-knack on my gate; With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home.

Convincing John: Now loud!

Everyone: This old man, he played nine, He played knick-knack on my spine; With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home.

Convincing John: Yes! This old man, he played ten, He played knick-knack all over again!

Everyone: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home.

Convincing John: Yes, and then he played knick-knack all over again with all those wonderful numbers. So let's start from the beginning.

Everyone: Oh, no. No. No, Convincing John.

Convincing John: This old man, he played one, He played knick-knack on my thumb With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the... Oh, but look! Here we are at the 1 Transylvanian Avenue and Spider Street. I must leave.

Gobo Fraggle: Oh, really?

Convincing John: Oh, thanks for the ride.

Wingnut Doozer: Goodbye, Convincing John!

Convincing John: This old man, he played two, He played knick-knack on my shoe; With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home.