Donkey Kong Country: The Legend of the Crystal Coconut VHS Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Funky: A little drum music if you please.
 * (Paramount Pictures (1986-2003) still logo)
 * (The words "Get Ready" and "The Hippest of Them All" are both shown against the black screen)
 * Narrator: Get ready for the hippest ape of them all.
 * (Clips: Donkey Kong Country: The Legend of the Crystal Coconut)
 * Donkey Kong: Look you you beauties, here comes Donkey Kong!
 * Narrator: Donkey Kong Country: Legend of the Crystal Coconut.
 * Donkey Kong (singing): I can't believe I gave the Crystal Coconut to a couple of the bad guys.
 * Kaptain Skurvy: Arr! All I wanna do is get me booty back, defend my honor with lootin' and lies.
 * Narrator: It's the first feature-length 3-D animated adventure, based on the enormously popular Nintendo game, that took an entire generation by store.
 * Kaptain Skurvy: Well, blow me down. Ha har!
 * Narrator: This is no wimpy fairy tale.
 * (Characters screaming)
 * Narrator: It's a search for the truth, a battle between good and evil. A quest for supreme power. This adventure could only happen in a thriller of a gorilla. Donkey Kong. And now you can see it on video.
 * King K. Rool: Everyone is after it.
 * Narrator: Featuring all of your favorite characters, Cranky Kong, Diddy, King K. Rool, Kaptain Skurvy, and of course, Donkey Kong.
 * Donkey Kong: You want it? You've got it!
 * (Donkey Kong throws a crystal coconut on Kaptain Skurvy's head)
 * Narrator: Donkey Kong Country: Legend of the Crystal Coconut is filled with action, humor, and eight unforgettable funky hip hop songs.
 * Diddy Kong: We gotta get the coconut back!
 * Donkey Kong: Again?
 * Narrator: So get ready. You'll go bananas for... Donkey Kong Country: Legend of the Crystal Coconut.
 * Cranky Kong: Sounds to me, like you've lost your Crystal Coconut.
 * (Copyright Notice)