Tiffy33's Hated Characters/Singing in the Shower (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Homsar as Baby Bear
 * Oscar the Grouch as Elmo

Lyrics
Homsar: (humming)

Oscar the Grouch: Oh, oh, hi, Homsar.

Homsar: Oh, hi, Oscar.

Oscar the Grouch: Hi.

Homsar: Oscar!

Oscar the Grouch: What, what, what?

Homsar: What, uh, what are you doing out here in the rain?

Oscar the Grouch: Well, Oscar's waiting for puddles to jump in. What is Homsar doing out in the rain?

Homsar: I have my soap.

Oscar the Grouch: Mmm hmmm.

Homsar: I have my scrub brush.

Oscar the Grouch: Ah, ha.

Homsar: And I wear my wee little shower cap.

Oscar the Grouch: Homsar's taking a shower in the rain?

Homsar: I sure am, Oscar. After all, I'm a wild animal and some of us wild animals...

Oscar the Grouch: Uh, huh.

Homsar: ...shower in the rain to keep clean.

Oscar the Grouch: Oh, cool. (laughing)

Homsar: (spoken) And some of us wild animals like to sing while we shower. (singing) I love to sing, sing in the shower. Ah-ha! As the water falls, I let my voice ring loud and clear. I love to sing, ah-ha-ha, sing in the shower. Ah-ha! And I take one every time it rains out here..

Oscar the Grouch: Oscar loves to sing in the shower, too, Homsar.

Homsar: Well, Oscar, what are you waiting for?

Oscar the Grouch: (spoken) Okay. (singing) Oscar loves to sing, sing in the shower. Ah-ha! As the water falls, Oscar let his voice ring loud and clear.

Homsar and Oscar the Grouch : We love to sing, ah-ha-ha, sing in the shower. Ah-ha! 'Cause we love the way our singing sounds out here. Ah-ha! Ha-ha- ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Oh yes we love the way our singing sound out here! (both laughing)

Oscar the Grouch: Boy, Oscar likes pretending that he's showering in the rain. But Oscar really wants to jump in puddles.

Homsar: Oh, well, um... Gee, you know, Oscar. I don't see any puddles.

Oscar the Grouch: Oh, neither does Oscar.

Homsar: Hmmm.

Oscar the Grouch: Well, Oscar will go find something else to do in the rain until there are puddles. Oh, have a nice shower, Homsar.

Homsar: Okay, see ya, Oscar.

Oscar the Grouch: Bye.

Homsar: Bye, bye. La-ta-ta-ta.