Thread:FireTrainThomas01/@comment-1338865-20180710181612/@comment-25557208-20180718135344

Very good.

Here's my version:

Diesel: Well, look what the train dragged in, Dennis the Diesel. Ha!

Dennis: Hey, you guys, I need a tow.

Bert: We don't accept bananas as payment.

Dennis: Eh, big shots. You towing Duchess of Hamilton or something?

Diesel: What do you know about it, you South American waste of junk?

Dennis: What I know, I sit around waiting for nobody to tow me, Duchess, she come in this morning, suddenly, everybody busy.

Bert: But Duchess of Hamilton isn't due till' this afternoon.

Diesel: Shut up, Dingy Brain! Come on!

Dennis: Hey, hey, what a day. I gotta get a tow and unload these bananas.

Angry Policeman: You sure about this?

Diesel: Seen it with my own eyes.

Bert: Yeah, we both seen it.

Angry Policeman: Couldn't have better. Now I want that contract, and you are going to get it for me.

Diesel: Yes, sir!