Sesame Street/Alphabetical (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Big Bird as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Zoe as Helen Henny
 * Telly Monster as Pasqually
 * Elmo as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Cookie Monster as Mr. Munch

Lyrics
Big Bird: Now a great way to learn all those ABC's is to match up every letter with something that you see. If the match is kinda funny, then the letters are unforgettable. So now let's look around Sesame Street and do the alphabetical. A is for Abby Cadabby. B, Bert. C, Count von Count, the counting one. D, Don Music. E, Ernie who is orange. F, Forgetful Jones. G, Grover. H, Herry Monster.

Zoe: We love the ABC's. It's almost unbelievable because if you kids start reading, then everything is achievable. I even got a valentine from somebody poetical. Now you know why I am glad to do it alphabetical. I is for Ingrid. J, a monkey named Joey. K, King Peter the Persnickety. L, Little Bird. M is for Mumford the Amazing. N, Natasha. O, Oscar the Grouch. P, Prairie Dawn.

Telly Monster: When I'm in the kitchen, and I'm making something edible, There's a game I like to play, because it is incredible! I like to know the letters, each meat and cheese and vegetable. And then, I'm really cooking when I do the alphabetical! Q, Queen Olivia R is for Rosita S stands for Snuffy T, Two-Headed Monster that is purple and confusing U, Umeko V, Captain Vegetable W, Wolfgang the Seal X, Xavier

Elmo: Now hold up, everybody because we haven't had a turn and we're almost out of letters for the boys and girls to learn.

Cookie Monster: If we not play that will sure be regrettable! So, Elmo, buddy, take a letter and do the alphabetical!

Elmo: Y, yes, the Yip Yip Martians are at the end of this tune.

Elmo and Cookie Monster : Z, Zoe hopes she'll see you soon again real soon! Ye ah!