Ursula in Arabian Nights

Ursula: Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place Where the caravan camels roam Where they cut off your ear If they don't like your face It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

When the wind's from the east And the sun's from the west And the sand in the glass is right Come on down, come on in Let the magic begin It's another Arabian night

Oh, I come from a land where intrigue is in style And adventure is status quo Where they hack off your lips If they don't like your smile It's the law, did I make it? No!

See the dervishes dance in ridiculous prance Then romance to your heart's delight Come on down, stop on by Hop a carpet and fly To another Arabian night

Arabian nights Like Arabian days They tease and excite Take off and take flight They shock and amaze Arabian nights Like Arabian noons The thrills that one seeks One finds with the sheiks The geeks and the goons In that magical place, in that mystical land There's a genie inside ev'ry jar He'll do all of your bidding, your wishes' command It's demeaning but hey, there you are

Unbelievable, yes An unethical mess Nonetheless no one's very contrite You come here and you've Come to a land where any million can move A land of high intrigue with tricky logistics By prophets and mystics And I've got statistics to prove

Arabian nights Like Arabian days More often than not Are hotter than hot In a lot of good ways Arabian nights 'Neath Arabian moons A fool off his guard Could fall and fall hard Out there on the dunes