Movies and Mario

He is not only Chuck Norris's cousin but he made Bruce Lee change the name of one of his films from "Bring the Dragon in to the room" to "Enter the Dragon" due to bringing a dragon into a room violated health and safety rules. Bruce thanked him for his knowledge and named his next film after him...hence the title "The Big Boss"

Mario was the stunt double for King Kong.

The dirty apes wouldn't dare put their paws on Mario.

Mario can drive a car just by thinking about it.

Herbie was a complete fraud. We, the deluded audience, thought that Herbie was a car driving itself when in fact it was being 'thought driven' by Mario from his front room in Warrington.

We was 'ad!

Mario is tipped to be the next headmaster at Hogwarts.