Open Sesame/The Electric Fan (from At Home with Ernie and Bert)

Cast

 * Grover's Orange Book as Ernie
 * Big Bird's Yellow Book as Bert

Transcript
Big Bird's Yellow Book: (writing a letter with a pencil) "Dear Mister Rogers, I wish you would send me ..."

Grover's Orange Book: (entering) Boy, it's a hot one today, Big Bird's Yellow Book!

( Big Bird's Yellow Book doesn't answer)

Big Bird's Yellow Book? Oh, he's writing a letter. I won't bother him.

(Louder)

I won't bother you, Big Bird's Yellow Book!

(Big Bird's Yellow Book looks up, sighs, and continues writing)

I'll just get the electric fan and turn on some cool air.

(Gets the fan and turns it on)

Oh, there, that's better.

(Pause)

If some cool air feels good, I'll bet more cool air would feel even better.

(Turns it on higher; it's starting to get really breezy now!)

Oh, the more air this fan blows, the cooler I feel. I bet if I turned it on all the way, it'd get really cool!

(Does so, and papers start blowing around everywhere.)

Oh, wow!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Grover's Orange Book! The fan! Turn it off!

Grover's Orange Book: What's that, Big Bird's Yellow Book?

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Turn the fan off!

Grover's Orange Book: I can't hear you, Big Bird's Yellow Book!

Big Bird's Yellow Book: I said, TURN THE FAN OFF!

Grover's Orange Book: TURN THE FAN OFF?

Big Bird's Yellow Book: TURN THE FAN OFF!

Grover's Orange Book: Oh, okay. (Turns it off)

Big Bird's Yellow Book: Grover's Orange Book ...

Grover's Orange Book: Yes, Big Bird's Yellow Book?

Big Bird's Yellow Book: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I HAVE BEEN SITTING OVER THERE, TRYING TO WRITE A LETTER, AND ALL YOU DO IS BOTHER ME WITH THAT FAN! I AM SO HOT AND BOTHERED!

Grover's Orange Book: You're hot and bothered, Big Bird's Yellow Book?

Big Bird's Yellow Book: YES, I AM HOT AND BOTHERED!

Grover's Orange Book: Oh, I have just the thing for someone who's hot and bothered.

Big Bird's Yellow Book: What's that?

Grover's Orange Book: Cool air, Big Bird's Yellow Book!

(Turns the fan on all the way. Papers blow around, and Big Bird's Yellow Book starts yelling.)