Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales of The Pride Lands

Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales of the Pride Lands is a spin-off of the movie Mr. Conductor Meets The Lion King. It stars George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Each episodes will feature five Thomas stories and one song. Thomas stories from Season 1-7 are allowed, but Season 8-present stories aren't. And Thomas songs from Season 3-7 are allowed, but songs from Season 8 present aren't. Each Thomas story can be used no more than three times.

Plot
Simba is put in charge of Timon and Pumbaa's home while they're away. And Mr. Conductor tells Simba stories about the man in charge of the railway, Sir Topham Hatt.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trouble in the Shed (George Carlin)
 * 2) Toby the Tram Engine (George Carlin)
 * 3) Thomas Breaks the Rules (George Carlin)
 * 4) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Sir Topham Hatt

Quotes
Quote 1 Quote 2
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir Topham Hatt can be busy on Sodor. But sometimes he has to go on holiday.
 * Simba: Does he meet new friends there?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh yes. And one of those friends is Toby the Tram Engine. (He blows the whistle and the story, Toby the Tram Engine begins)
 * Simba: I've just heard from Zazu that Timon and Pumbaa will be heading back here soon.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay. That means we'll have enough time to tell another of Sir Topham Hatt's holiday story. (He blows the whistle and the story, Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday begins)

Plot
Nala boasts to Mr. Conductor how proud she is to be a girl. And Mr. Conductor tells her stories about girls on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Daisy (George Carlin)
 * 2) Mavis (George Carlin)
 * 3) Thomas, Percy and Old Slowcoach (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Elizabeth the Vintage Quarry Truck (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Brandon)

Song

 * Five New Engines in the Shed

Quotes
Quote 1 Quote 2
 * Nala: Girl lions always look different to boy lions. Can you guess why?
 * Mr. Conductor: Probably because you have no mane! (laughs)
 * Nala: Hey!
 * Mr. Conductor: And girl engines on Sodor are different to girl coaches.
 * Nala: Girl coaches?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes. Annie and Clarabel are girl engines and so is Henrietta. And so is Old Slow Coach. Here's what makes her useful. (He blows the whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and Old Slowcoach begins)
 * Nala: (after Emily's New Coaches finishes) Thanks for those wonderful girl stories on Sodor.
 * Mr. Conductor: It was my pleasure, Nala, but let me ask, who is the best? Boys or girls?
 * Nala: Hmm, I think we are both the best. Because without boys and girls, the whole world will be empty.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, and I won't be a conductor anymore. So, Nala, how would you like to sing a song before we go?
 * Nala: That would be a wonderful thing, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Then cue the music. (makes the screen fill up with steam as Five New Engines in the Shed begins)

Trivia

 * Emily's New Coaches has the original music.

Plot
Rafiki tells Mr. Conductor about how wise and old he is. And Mr. Conductor tells him stories about the wise old engines on Sodor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward Helps Out
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope
 * 3) Four Little Engines
 * 4) Granpuff
 * 5) Sleeping Beauty

Song

 * Toby

Quotes
Quote 1
 * Mr. Conductor: I wonder what Rafiki the wise old monkey is doing.
 * Rafiki: (singing) #Asante sana, squash banana. Wewe nugu mimi apana.#
 * Mr. Conductor: I guessed it. Sitting up in his tree singing silly little songs.
 * Rafiki: (stops singing and gasps) Silly little songs!? I'll have you no that I'm a wise old monkey and I don't care if my songs are silly or not. Way up in the Pride Lands, we old monkeys know what is to come. Weather it's to show new kings or just looking beyond what we see. I can tell you about that.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you can do that after I tell you a story about a wise old engine on Sodor named Edward. Edward is a blue engine and he can be very kind. Here's what happened. (He blows the whistle and the story, Edward Helps Out begins)

Trivia

 * Stock footage from the three Lion King movies is used along with real life footage of monkeys and baboons.

Plot
Shenzi, Banzai and Ed were ready to play pranks on Simba in the Elephant Graveyard. Mr. Conductor with Simba had heard this and told Simba stories about villains to keep calm.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 2) Bulgy
 * 3) Steam Roller
 * 4) Toad Stands By
 * 5) Foolish Freight Cars

Song

 * Troublesome Trucks

Quotes
Quote 1 Quote 2
 * Banzai: Oh, Simba, come and sit down on this comfy chair.
 * Simba: Now, come on. I know what you're trying to do.
 * Shenzi: Oh, really? What?
 * Simba: You were trying to play a prank on me which involves sitting down and hearing something rude.
 * Banzai: Oh, yes. Why?
 * Simba: Because you were using a wompy cousion!
 * Shenzi, Banzai and Ed: (all groan)
 * Mr. Conductor: (chuckles) That had got 'em. If you hadn't stopped the prank, you would have sat down, heard the wompy cousion and saw it flat. It has almost as if George had flattened it.
 * Simba: Who's George?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I can explain in this story. (He blows the whistle and the story, Steam Roller begins)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: After that performance, you deserve to keep your red coat.
 * (then the screen fills with steam again as we return to the Elephant Graveyard)
 * Simba: Well, the hyenas are as foolish as the cars.
 * Shenzi: Oh, Simba, can you answer this question?
 * Banzai: Why do you keep spoiling our pranks?
 * Simba: (crossly) Because I don't like them.
 * Banzai: Well, why do you not like them?
 * Simba: (shouting) Because I don't! (roars loudly)
 * Shenzi, Banzai and Ed: Ahh! (all yelp)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well done, Simba. Gimme five on the paw! If it wasn't for you, the hyenas would play pranks on everyone.
 * Simba: Oh, it was nothing.
 * Mr. Conductor: And I would like to give you a reward. A song about the Troublesome Trucks (or Foolish Freight Cars). Hit it! (makes the screen fill up with steam as Troublesome Trucks begins)

Plot
Timon and Pumbaa invite Simba and Mr. Conductor over for a sleepover and had grubs for their midnight feast. Mr. Conductor tells them about jobs the engines do at night.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train (George Carlin)
 * 2) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) The Flying Kipper (George Carlin)
 * 4) Something in the Air (Alec Baldwin)
 * 5) Fish (S4) (George Carlin)

Song

 * Night Train

Quotes
Quote 1 Quote 2
 * Simba: I'm glad that you two invited us to your sleepover, Timon and Pumbaa.
 * Timon: Oh, it was nothing, You're Royal Kingness. We just want to get people who have hakuna matata.
 * Pumbaa: And that means...
 * Mr. Conductor: No worries.
 * Pumbaa: That's right.
 * Timon: We would like to share some slimy yet satisfying, crunchy yet crispy grubs for four.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thanks. And while we eat the butter outta a butterfly, I will tell you night time stories.
 * Pumbaa: Butter outta a butterfly? We should use this.
 * Mr. Conductor: We'll begin with Thomas and Percy who, almost every night, do the mail run. (He blows the whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: I am sorry to say that a lot of little children are often late for school because they wait to see Henry go by. They often see him pulling the express. He does it so well that Gordon was jealous. But that's another story.
 * (then the screen fills with steam as we return to the jungle)
 * Pumbaa: Well, after talking about Henry in his new shape, I am going to get a new shape. Wait here. (rushes off while Mr. Conductor, Simba and Timon wait)
 * Timon: I have got a bad feeling about this.
 * Pumbaa: Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, king of the jungles and grubs, from now on, I'm not going to be called Pumbaa the warthog. I'm going to be called Pumbaa the caterpillar! (comes out in a caterpillar costume) Ta da!
 * (Simba, Timon and Mr. Conductor stop and stare while crickets sound and Pumbaa holds up an applause sign)
 * Mr. Conductor: Err, let's just tell another Flying Kipper story. (takes off Pumbaa's caterpillar costume) Now in this story, Henry learns that lines by the sea can be dangerous. (He blows the whistle and the story, Something in the Air begins)

Plot
Simba had an accident while practicing to pounce on antelopes. Mr. Conductor tells stories about the accidents the engines have on Sodor to cheer him up.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Down the Mine (George Carlin)
 * 2) Percy Takes the Plunge (George Carlin)
 * 3) James in a Mess (George Carlin)
 * 4) Gordon Takes a Dip (George Carlin)
 * 5) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Baldwin)

Song

 * Accidents will Happen

Quotes
Quote 1 Quote 2
 * Simba: This one is for you, Mr. Antelope. (roars and pounces until he feels a pain) Ow! (lands on a path)
 * Mr. Conductor: Are you okay, Simba?
 * Simba: I think so, but I think I've got a pain in the legs.
 * Nala: (rushes over) Oh dear. Are you alright, Simba?
 * Simba: Err, yeah.
 * Mr. Conductor: Come on, let's get you a chair to sit on.
 * (Nala drags a leaf chair and she and Mr. Conductor help to put Simba on)
 * Mr. Conductor: Are you sure you're okay?
 * Simba: Yeah. I musn't let this accident happen again.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, that's alright. Engines on Sodor have accidents too. Here's a story about how Thomas fell into a mine. (He blows the whistle and the story, Down the Mine begins)
 * Simba: (after Percy Takes the Plunge finishes) Thank goodness I didn't end up in water.
 * Nala: Simba, I've asked your friends to come and visit you.
 * Zazu: Hello, Simba.
 * Rafiki: Nala told us you had an accident.
 * Pumbaa: Get well soon, Simba.
 * Timon: Hakuna matata.
 * Simba: Oh, this is wonderful. My friends are here.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, good. Now I have more friends to share stories with. I had just been telling Simba some stories about accidents that happen on Sodor. We have just finished talking about Percy. And now, it's James' turn. Here's a story about him and the tar wagons. (He blows the whistle and the story, James in a Mess begins)

Plot
Zazu is bored of being blue and wants to be a different color. But Mr. Conductor proves him wrong by telling him stories about blue engines.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (George Carlin)
 * 2) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (George Carlin)
 * 3) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin)
 * 4) Thomas and the Search for Fergus (Michael Brandon)
 * 5) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (George Carlin)

Song

 * He's a Really Useful Engine

Quotes
Quote 1 Quote 2
 * Zazu: (after Gordon and the Famous Visitor finishes) Well, you might have told stories about Thomas and Gordon who are blue, but I still wish to have a different color. Maybe something as green as grass.
 * Mr. Conductor: The blue engines don't stop there. There's also Edward, who is old and kind. Edward proved he can be very useful one rainy day. Listen to this. (He blows the whistle and the story, Edward's Exploit begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: (after A Bad Day for Sir Handel finishes) Well, after telling you lots of blue stories, have you made up your mind about what color you should be.
 * Zazu: Yes. I think blue is not a bad color for a hornbill after all. You may get other hornbills in different colors, but I think I should keep blue.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yay! This calls for a song. (makes the screen fill up with steam as He's a Really Useful Engine begins)