Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Bear in the Big Blue House and Blue's Clues/Old Bad Polly (from Muppet Sing-Alongs: Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Sidestep (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Polly Lobster
 * Doc Owl (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Murray the Minstrel
 * BB Cats (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Walleye Pike
 * Slippery Soap (from Blue's Clues) as One-Eyed Jack
 * Harry the Duck (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Seagull

Lyrics
Sidestep: (spoken) Here's my song. It's about a boat. Heh, heh, heh. (singing) Old Bad Sidestep had a boat. Yo Ho Yo Ho...

Doc Owl: Huh?

BB Cats: What?

Sidestep: And on my boat I had some sails. Yo Ho Yo Ho...

Doc Owl and BB Cats : H o!

Sidestep: And the wind blew here and the wind blew there. Here a wind.

Slippery Soap: There a wind.

Sidestep: Everywhere a wind-wind! Old Bad Sidestep had a boat. Yo Ho Yo Ho...

Doc Owl and BB Cats : H o!

Slippery Soap: Old Bad Sidestep had a boat.

Sidestep: Yo Ho Yo Ho...

BB Cats: Ho!

Doc Owl: And on his boat he had a duck.

Sidestep: Yo Ho Yo Ho...

BB Cats: Ho!

Doc Owl: With a...

Harry the Duck: Quack, quack!

Slippery Soap: Here and a...

Harry the Duck: Quack, quack!

Doc Owl: There, here a...

Harry the Duck: Quack!

BB Cats: There a...

Harry the Duck: Quack!

Slippery Soap: Everywhere a...

Harry the Duck: Quack! Quack!

Sidestep: Old Bad Sidestep had a boat.

Doc Owl, BB Cats and Slippery Soap : Yo Ho Yo Ho Ho...

Sidestep: Let me take another verse. Old Bad Sidestep had a boat.

Doc Owl, BB Cats and Slippery Soap : Yo Ho Yo Ho Ho...

Sidestep: And on my boat I had a boom.

Sidestep, Doc Owl , BB Cats and Slippery Soap : Yo Ho Yo Ho Ho...

Sidestep: With a boom, boom here and a boom, boom there.

Doc Owl: Here a boom.

BB Cats: There a boom.

Sidestep: Everywhere a boom. Aaah!

Doc Owl, BB Cats and Slippery Soap : Old Bad Skipper had a boat Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo!

Doc Owl: (cackling) Did you see that, matey?

BB Cats: Into the drink.

Doc Owl: Aye.