State Man nail polish/I am Just a Simple Paper Boy (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Living New Hampshire as Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
 * Sunny Florida as Marge Simpson

Lyrics
Living New Hampshire: I'm collecting for The Evening Star.

Sunny Florida: Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.

Sunny Florida: I am just a simple paper boy, No romance do I seek. I just wanted forty cents For my deliveries last week. Will this bewitching floozy Seduce this humble newsie? Oh, what's a paper boy to...do? ( Sunny Florida kisses Living New Hampshire ) Woo-hoo!