Muppets/The Mango Tango (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Rowlf the Dog as Telly Monster
 * Miss Piggy as Rosita
 * George the Janitor, Mildred Huxtetter, Zoot and Janice as Anything Muppet Dancers

Lyrics
Miss Piggy: Ai-yi-yi.

Rowlf the Dog: Miss Piggy and I have a little problem here.

Miss Piggy: Oui, we have a little problem. It's kind of a dance-fruit problem.

Rowlf the Dog: I love to eat a mango, she loves to dance the tango.

Miss Piggy: But I can't dance the tango while he eats a mango. Because dancing a tango, you always need two.

Rowlf the Dog and Miss Piggy : Oh, what are we going to do?

Rowlf the Dog: Let's both eat the mango.

Miss Piggy: Let's both dance the tango. Or wait! Eat your mango while we dance the tango.

Rowlf the Dog: No, that's way too messy, and difficult, too.

Rowlf the Dog and Miss Piggy : Oh, what are we going to do?

Rowlf the Dog: You know that eating mango is healthy for you.

Miss Piggy: Well, dancing the tango's good exercise, too.

Rowlf the Dog and Miss Piggy : Hey, let's both eat a mango, and then dance a tango! That's what we should do, and our problem will be through!

George the Janitor, Mildred Huxtetter , Zoot and Janice : Mango, mango, mango, mango. Tango, tango, tango, tango.

Rowlf the Dog and Miss Piggy : We worked our problem through, now we'll eat mango, dance tango, eat mango, dance tango, happily ever after with you!

Rowlf the Dog: Like I always said, it takes two to mango.

Miss Piggy: Mmmmm....

Rowlf the Dog: Mmmmm....