Sesame Street Avalon 12 Crayons/Mr. Big Bird, Mr. Little Bird (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Bert Yellow as Big Bird
 * Big Bird Yellow as Little Bird

Lyrics
Bert Yellow: Oh, Mr. Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: Yes, Mr. Bert Yellow?

Bert Yellow: Can you tell me what has one horn and gives us milk?

Big Bird Yellow: What has one horn and gives us milk? Half a cow?

Bert Yellow: No! A milk truck, not half a cow.

Big Bird Yellow: Oh, I see. Hey, Mr. Bert Yellow?

Bert Yellow: Yes, Mr. Peso?

Big Bird Yellow: Do you know what kind of a birdie flips it tail?

Bert Yellow: Gee, what kind of a birdie flips its tail? I don't know.

Big Bird Yellow: Ha, ha. All birds eat with their tails. I can tell you it is so. Bert Yellow, don't you get it? You don't take your tail off for dinner, do you?

Bert Yellow: (spoken) No, I don't. Oh, ha, ha. You got me there! (singing) Now since you know so much about animals, what kind of horse can fly?

Big Bird Yellow: I must confess I do not know.

Bert Yellow: Then listen to this, the only horse that flies is a horsefly so they say.

Big Bird Yellow: Then a shoefly must be able to walk a long, long way. But Mr. Bert Yellow, speaking of animals, why does a cow go over the hill?

Bert Yellow: Oh, Mr. Peso, wouldn't you tell us why a cow goes over the hill?

Big Bird Yellow: Because a cow just can't go under, she'll never ever go under, a cow can't go under a hill.

Bert Yellow: Oh, I get it. She may be over the hills and stop giving milk. You know? Too old? Ha, ha. That's a joke.

Big Bird Yellow: I got it.

Bert Yellow: What falls down and never gets hurt?

Big Bird Yellow: Super Cookie Monster Blue? Grover Blue?

Bert Yellow: No. Snow fall down and never gets hurts.

Big Bird Yellow: That's too easy, but freezing. Now where's Herry Monster Blue when the lights go out?

Bert Yellow: That is charming, but alarming. Where is Herry Monster Blue when the lights go out?

Big Bird Yellow: I'll tell you, lark. He's in the dark.

Bert Yellow: Oh. Say, Mr. Big Bird Yellow. These riddles are so much fun.

Bert Yellow and Big Bird Yellow : Let's do it again and then we've just begun!

Bert Yellow: A most entertaining idea!

Big Bird Yellow: You think we'll be as funny the second time around, Bert Yellow?

Bert Yellow: Sure! Oh, Mr. Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: Yes, Mr. Bert Yellow?

Bert Yellow: Can you tell me what has one horn and gives us milk?

Big Bird Yellow: What has one horn and gives us milk? Half a cow?

Bert Yellow: No! A milk truck, not half a cow.