Book of gideon

Book of gideon

Chapter 1 verse 1

Low and behold as Ted and the wicked one clashed in the battlefield of heaven. Rocks in the form of metal pellets did fly and half a million volts of lightning did rain until the field fell silent. Ted had smited the wicked one tossing him as a ragdoll to earth leaveing there a nuclear hell known as Los Angeles. However, ted was forced to earth as a mortal.

Chapter 1 verse 2

Lo, in mortal form Ted cried out in despair to his now, fellow men. But in their ignorance, they did mock Ted and lock him in an asylum as a precaution of safety. They knew not what they had done.