Mr. Conductor Meets Theodore Tugboat

Mr. Conductor Meets Theodore Tugboat is a crossover series featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor in the Theodore Tugboat series. Each episode will feature one Thomas story. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-6 can be used. Also, each Thomas story will be used only once.

Thomas Story

 * Pop Goes The Diesel

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know who Oliver reminds me of? Diesel.
 * Theodore: Who's Diesel?
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, Theodore, Diesel was mean to the steam engines on the Island of Sodor. I remember his first day on Sodor. I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Pop Goes the Diesel begins)

Thomas Story

 * Percy's Ghostly Trick

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: George, if you don't believe Theodore about the ghost, why don't you think it's not real?
 * George: Because I say so. I really want to believe Theodore but I just can't.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Thomas said a same thing just like you.
 * George: Really? So, Thomas doesn't believe ghosts are real?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, you see his best friend Percy plays a trick on him.
 * George: He did? How?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you and beware. (He blow his whistle and the story, Percy's Ghostly Trick begins)

Thomas Story

 * Daisy

Thomas Story

 * Thomas, Percy and the Dragon

Quotes

 * Theodore: I don't know, Mr.Conductor.
 * Emily: He doesn't look friendly.
 * George: That viking ship keeps snorting at everyone.
 * Foduck: And even us.
 * Hank: He's too scary.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't scared. You know that happened to Percy, he thought is was a real dragon.
 * Emily: Really?
 * Hank: Is Percy scared like us?
 * Theodore: Tell us about Percy.
 * Hank: Please tell us.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay, I will. (He blow his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy, and the Dragon begins)
 * After the story...
 * Emily: So it wasn't a real dragon.
 * Theodore: Just like party decoration.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yep. And that's a story.

Thomas Story

 * Bowled Out

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas Story "Bowled Out" to Theodore and all four of Cabot's cargo.

Thomas Story

 * Toad Stands By

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: That Tex sure seems grumpy. He reminds me of Scruffy, the troublesome freight car, who is giving Oliver a hard time after his accident.
 * Theodore: Who's Scruffy and Oliver? What happened to them?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you all about it right now, Theodore. (He blows his whistle and the story, Toad Stands By begins)

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Gets Tricked

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: [appears] Hello, you must be Theodore Tugboat. Right?
 * Theodore: Um, yes. But who are you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service.
 * Theodore: Hello, Mr. Conductor. I'm the new tugboat.
 * Mr. Conductor: It's nice to meet you. Hey, do you have time for me to tell you a story?
 * Theodore: I guess so.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well. This is a story about my friend Thomas the Tank Engine. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins)

Trivia

 * This really is the very first episode of this series.

Thomas Story

 * Scaredy Engines

Quotes

 * Narrator: It was going to be a very long night.
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears in his pajamas] You look very scared, Hank. What's the matter?
 * Hank: No. Well, yes. I'm scared of the dark. Now that Theodore's not here, I feel so lonely and scared and so I asked the Dispatcher to turn on the dock light to help me.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sorry about that, Hank.
 * Hank: That's all right, Mr. Codncutor, but do any of the engines on Sodor get scared, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure they do, Hank. In fact, I remember the time one Halloween on the Island of Sodor that Thomas was teasing his best friend Percy about the ghost engine at the Smelter's yard. I'll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Scaredy Engines begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: Oh. So the ghost is not real at all? Now I understand alittle.
 * Mr. Conductor: Good night, Hank. [disappears]
 * Hank: Good night, Mr. Conductor.

Thomas Story

 * Edward Helps Out

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Foduck, helping your friends and looking out for danger and things like that sure can feel great. You know who I think you'd be good friends with?
 * Foduck: No, who?
 * Mr. Conductor: Edward the blue engine.
 * Foduck: Really, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Foduck. I think it's time I told you about how Edward helped Gordon when he was stuck on a hill. Maybe it will cheer you up. (He blows his whistle and the story, Edward Helps Out begins)
 * After the story...
 * Foduck: That was really nice of Edward. Thanks, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Foduck.

Thomas Story

 * Tenders and Turntables

Thomas Story

 * Trouble in the Shed

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Gets Bumped

Thomas Story

 * Thomas and the Rumors

Quotes

 * Narrator: When Hank turned back to the mermaid, she was gone again!
 * Hank: Now that was the strangest thing.
 * Narrator: He thought.
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears] Hello, Hank. Theodore just told me that you saw a mermaid here and she was not here.
 * Hank: (sadly) Well, I did and know I saw her here. I did make up alot of stories that are untrue to my friends, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I think that your mermaid and your stories are just rumors.
 * Hank: Rumors?
 * Mr. Conductor: You shouldn't believe in rumors, Hank. Think of what happened to Thomas and his friends when they did it.
 * Hank: Thomas?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Hank. You really should listen carefully to this story. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Rumors begins)

Thomas Story

 * Haunted Henry

Thomas Story

 * James In A Mess

Thomas Story

 * The Trouble With Mud

Thomas Story

 * Double Trouble (S2)

Thomas Story

 * Rusty and the Boulder

Quotes

 * Narrator: Hank floated sadly towards home.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Hank, being quiet must be harder then being chased by a boulder.
 * Hank: Yes. Maybe you could be... Wait, a boulder? Why, I don't know what you're talking about.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Hank, I will tell you the whole story to you while we head back to the Big Harbor. (He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty and the Boulder begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: Well, that was a very strange story about a very strange boulder. Rusty never stops thinking about it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yed indeed, Hank. But now let's head home to the Big Harbor and we still have to be quiet like the Dispatcher said.
 * Hank (sadly): Yes, all right, Mr. Conductor.

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas Story "Rusty and the Boulder" to Hank.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train

Quotes
Mr.Conductor: So you both excited working at the night shift.

Hank: Yes Mr.Condcutor.

Theodore: We never work at the night shift before. I want to know what is like.

Mr.Conductor: I'm sure you're found out. You know that happend to Thomas and his best friend Percy.

Theodore: Really?

Hank: Do they work night shift too?

Mr.Conductor: Oh yes. They had to deliver the mail all night alot of them.

Hank: Working mail all night?

Theodore: We didn't understand Mr.Conductor, please tell us about Thomas and Percy?

Mr.Conductor: Okay if you say so. (he blows his whistle, and the story of Thomas, Percy, and the Mail Train begins)

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor, who is also staying up all night to help some of his owl and other nocturnal friends, told the Thomas Story "Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train" to Theodore and Hank.

Thomas Story

 * Toby and the Flood

Quotes

 * Narrator: Then, Hank had a thought. A terrible thought!
 * Hank: I think...
 * Narrator: He told himself.
 * Hank: I think I'm gonna crash into those rocks!
 * Narrator: Hank quickly told Mr. Conductor what is happening to themselves.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh no! Hank, you being put in great danger reminds me a lot of what happened to Toby the Tram Engine when he floated downriver on a wooden bridge towards a waterfall.
 * Hank: Oh, that's terrible! Mr. Conductor, will you please tell me about it?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be my pleasure, Hank. (He blows his whistle and the story, Toby and the Flood begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: Well, Toby was rescued and had a happy ending, but not for me when I crash into those dangerous rocks!
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry, Hank. I'll go and get help. I'll be right back. Trust me. (disappears)
 * Hank (to himself, scared and quietly): Please hurry, Mr. Conductor.

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas Story "Toby and the Flood" to Hank, who realized that he was in great danger when he crashes into some dangerous rocks after his hauling rope was stuck and he ran out of oil.

Thomas Story

 * Percy Takes the Plunge

Quotes

 * Shelburne [slowly]: We're ready for action.
 * Theodore: You know what I think, Rebecca and Mr. Conductor, I think that Northumberland may be exploring by himself a little bit.
 * Mr. Conductor: I know, Theodore. Everyone likes to do that every now and then. Even the engines on the Island of Sodor, but you can't always be sure what was going to happen. Like the time when Percy was working on the Harbor.
 * Theodore: Really?
 * Rebecca: What happened to Percy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, everyone let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Takes The Plunge begins)
 * After the story...
 * Theodore: But it was the freight cars' fault.
 * Mr. Conductor: Not really, Theodore. Percy should have known better than to trust them. He should have thought twice before he decided to go exploring out there.
 * Rebecca: Yeah, I wish Northumberland could have learned that, too.
 * Shelburne [slowly]: Me too.

Trivia

 * In this episode, Mr. Conductor told the Thomas story "Percy Takes The Plunge" to Theodore, Rebecca and Shelburne while they're all looking for Northumberland.

Thomas Story

 * A Bad Day for Sir Handel

Quotes
Mr.Conductor: You know Rebecca. Its okay to be grumpy that Benjamin kept you up all night with his loud snoring. And you don't had to take on Theodore and Shelburne.

Rebecca: I know Mr.C, I shouldn't be hard on them. It was fine yesterday but today its bad.

Mr.Conductor: Just take some times I'm sure you be better tomorrow.

Rebecca: I hope so but I'm still angry.

Mr.Conductor: You know that what happened to Sir Handel.

Rebecca: Really, did he had a bad day?

Mr.Conductor: Oh yes he did.

Rebecca: Tell me about Sir Handel had a bad day.

Mr.Conductor: Okay I will and listen carefully. (he blows his whistle and the story of A Bad day for Sir Handel begins)

Thomas Story

 * Home At Last

Thomas Story

 * Rock 'n' Roll

Thomas Story

 * Toby's Tightrope

Quotes
Mr.Conductor: I'm sure Mr.Dispatcher didn't mean to take on you Theodore. He just has a bad cold and get alittle grumpy.

Hank: Mr.Dispatcher made a mistake, Mr.C.

Mr.Conductor: You know that's what happened to Toby.

Theodore: Toby? What happened to Toby.

Hank: Tell us Mr.C.

Mr.Conductor: All right let me tell you about Toby. (he blows his whistle and the story of Toby's Tightrope begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor told the Thomas story "Toby's Tightrope" to Theodore and Hank at the Great Ocean Tug and Salvage Company Dock.

Thomas Story

 * Percy Runs Away

Quotes
Mr.Conductor: I know how you feel. Its okay you're afraid of Pugwash for bumping you, Northumberland. Maybe things has change to Pugwash.

Theodore: He's right Northumberland.

Northumberland: Well I still don't want to go over there with Pugwash around.

Mr.Conductor: You know that happened to Percy sometimes.

Northumberland: Percy? What do he do?

Mr.Conductor: Let me tell you about him. (he blows his whistle, and the story of Percy Runs Away began)

After the story...

Northumberland: Wow I'm glad Percy is all right.

Theodore: Gordon helps him to get unstuck. Since Percy has learn his lesson.

Mr.Conductor: Yes. And that's a story about Percy.

Thomas Story

 * Percy and the Signal

Quotes

 * Theodore: George isn't having any fun today. I wish I knew what to do.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, we can try to trick George, just like the time when Gordon and James did play a trick on Percy about signals.
 * Theodore: What happened to Percy?
 * Hank: Yes, tell us what happened, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: I will. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy and the Signal begins)
 * After the story...
 * Theodore: Well, we can't trick George with signals, Mr. Conductor, but thanks for the story anyway. But still I wish there is something we can do for George to like Big Harbour Fools Day.

Thomas Story

 * Wrong Road

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Meets the Queen

Quotes

 * Narrator: The tugs waited impatiently for the queen to arrive, then Mr. Conductor appears.
 * Mr. Conductor: Good morning, everyone. How's everytug doing?
 * George: (annoyed) Fine, Mr. C, just waiting for the queen to arrive.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, while we're waiting, how about a tell you tugs a story about a queen visiting the Island of Sodor?
 * Theodore: That'll be nice, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Meets The Queen begins)
 * After the story...
 * Emily: What a great story. It's too bad our queen's not a human being like you, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: (laughs) I know Emily, is it alright if I stay here a while - to see the queen?
 * Pearl: Yes you may.
 * Mr. Conductor: Thank you Pearl.
 * Pearl: My pleasure.

Thomas Story

 * Fish (S4)

Thomas Story

 * Faulty Whistles

Thomas Story

 * Henry's Special Coal

Thomas Story

 * Rusty Helps Peter Sam

Thomas Story

 * Lady Hatt's Birthday Party

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: (appears) Hello Theodore. You look very sad, what's a matter?
 * Theodore: Oh, hi, Mr.Conductor. I'm sad because today is my birthday, and I think my friends forgot about it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh. Cheer up kid. I never forget your birthday, I know your birthday is today.
 * Theodore: Really? I'm glad you cared about me.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know I have a story that will make you feel better.
 * Theodore: Really? What is it about?
 * Mr. Conductor: About Sir Tophan Hatt. He had to get a birthday present for his wife Lady Hatt.
 * Theodore: Really? Tell me.
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay here it goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Lady Hatt's Birthday Party began)
 * After the story....
 * Theodore: Wow. That's nice for Sir Tophan Hatt makes his wife so special on her birthday.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, he did and Lady Hatt had a wonderful birthday.
 * Theodore: That makes me feel better alittle. But I'm still sad, what if my friends doesn't like me anymore.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm sure they do. They love you and they will always be your friend and they will never forgot your birthday.
 * Theodore: Oh, thanks.
 * Mr. Conductor: Your welcome. Oh, there's your friend Pearl coming I got to get back to work. And Happy Birthday, Theodore.
 * Theodore: Thank you Mr. C. (Mr. Conductor disappeared)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor told the story "Lady Hatt's Birthday Party" to a very sad Theodore to try to cheer him up because he thinks that everyone had forgotten his birthday.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas and Stepney

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Theodore and Cumberland, sometimes this reminds me of a story about Thomas and his new friend Stepney.
 * Theodore: Really Mr. C.?
 * Cumberland: What happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed Theodore and Cumberland, let me tell you both how Thomas was first jealous then alright in the end. (He blows his whistle and the story Thomas and Stepney begins)
 * After the story....
 * Theodore: Now that is a good friend indeed, like Emily.
 * Cumblerland: And my special friend Conrad Explorer, as well.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yep, I think Stepney going to enjoy visiting the railway.

Thomas Story

 * Saved From Scrap

Thomas Story

 * Tender Engines

Quotes
After the story....
 * Mr. Conductor: You know Hank, your new name reminds me of our big green engine Henry.
 * Hank: Really Mr. C.?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed Hank, and he had quite a problem with tenders. Let me tell you how it happened. (He blows his whistle and the story Tender Engines begins)
 * Hank: Man, Henry's been fooled!
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed he was, and it wasn't very nice of Duck to do that either.

Thomas Story

 * Henry's Forest

Thomas Story

 * Oliver's Find

Quotes

 * Narrator: Hank watched everyone bust at work. Suddenly, he did feel like a little fella. A little fella who didn't really belong out there.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Hank, if it'll cheer you up and while we work for Theodore to finish, I'll tell you a story about Oliver the Great Western Engine's nighttime adventure and job to do at the same time.
 * Hank: Sure, Mr. Conductor, but it won't make me feel any better. At least, you have time to do this special thing with me tonight.
 * Mr. Conductor: All right, Hank. (He blows his whistle and the story, Oliver's Find begins)
 * After the story...
 * Hank: At least, Oliver has a special adventure in the night, but not me.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't feel sad, Hank. Let's just wait for Theodore to finish his job and then we can head home.
 * Hank [quietly and sadly]: Sure, Mr. Conductor.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach

Trivia

 * This episode (about Foduck) takes place between "The Dark and Scary Cove" and "Different Strokes - Different Boats" in season 1.

Thomas Story

 * Gordon and the Famous Visitor

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, George, you're about as jealous as Gordon is from that time with the Famous Visitor.
 * George: Why, Mr. C? What happened to Gordon?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd thought you never ask! (He blows his whistle and the story, Gordon and the Famous Visitor begins)

Thomas Story

 * The Flying Kipper

Thomas Story

 * Trust Thomas

Thomas Story

 * Stepney Gets Lost

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: This reminds me of how Stepney got lost, Theodore.
 * Theodore: Who's Stepney?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a Bluebell engine on the Bluebell Railway. Let me tell you about how he got lost and ended up in the scrapyard. (He blows his whistle and the story, Stepney Gets Lost begins)
 * After the story....
 * Mr. Conductor: After that, Stepney learned not to get lost in the dark.
 * Theodore: That must've been scary.
 * Mr. Conductor: It sure did.

Thomas Story

 * Twin Trouble

Thomas Stories

 * Busy Going Backwards

Thomas Story

 * A Scarf for Percy

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Sigrid, you said a green bumper, that's what you want?
 * Sigrid: Yes, but they won't let me get one.
 * Mr. Conductor: I know how you feel. You know, Percy always wants something too.
 * Sigrid: Really? What did Percy want?
 * Mr. Conductor: He wanted a scarf, to keep himself warm on winter.
 * Sigrid: Oh, tell me how Percy wants a scarf?
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay, I will. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Scarf for Percy begins)
 * After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: And that's how it happened.
 * Sigrid: Wow, even though Percy always wanted a scarf, but he decide he doesn't want to.
 * Mr. Conductor: That's right, Sigrid.

Thomas Story

 * Thomas Comes To Breakfast

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Emily, your brusied bumper reminds me about Thomas's front when he crashed into the stationmaster's house.
 * Emily: Really, Mr. C.? Do the other engines tease about it now?
 * Mr. Conductor: Some of them did, but here's how Thomas boast about not having a driver to work him. (He blows his whistle, and the story Thomas Comes to Breakfast begins)
 * After the story.....
 * Emily: Wow......I never thought that could happen to Thomas.
 * Mr. Conductor: Me neither Emily, but that's the story.

Thomas Story

 * Middle Engine

Quotes

 * Theodore: I don't like being the middle tugboat, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: It's kinda hard getting used to the middle of everything. Percy and James encountered that problem that was similar to yours, only with diesels.
 * Theodore: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Theodore, let me tell you about them. (He blows his whistle and the story, Middle Engine begins)

Thomas Story

 * Percy and the Haunted Mine

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Theodore, going to meet the haunted houseboat is just as scary as Percy encounters a mine.
 * Theodore: Really Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed Theodore, let me you what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy and the Haunted Mine begins.)
 * After the story...
 * Theodore: Thank goodness they were just garden gnomes.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yep, and I hope you'll be brave when you go meet the haunted houseboat.
 * Theodore: I'll try, Mr. C.

Thomas Story

 * Diesel's Devious Deed

Quotes
Mr.Conductor (appeared): Hi tugboats. You look worried, what's wrong?

Emily: Theodore is missing, Mr.Conductor.

Foduck: We can't find him we look everywhere.

Mr.Conductor: Oh that's terrible.

Hank: Maybe the pirate boat must have kidnapped him.

Mr.Conductor: Are you worried that pirate boat might did an awful thing to Theodore?

Tugboats: Yes!

George: I just don't want that pirate boat to do a bad thing with him.

Mr.Conductor: You know Diesel did a bad thing to Duck, a terrible thing.

Foduck: He did?

Emily: Tell us.

Hank: Yes please tell us.

Mr.Conductor: Okay, let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story of Diesel's Devious Deed begins)

After the story...

Foduck: Oh dear.

Emily: That's awful. It was Diesel's fault he told the trouble tracks about Gordon, James, and Henry.

Mr.Conductor: Yes he did. And it wasn't poor Duck's fault.

George: Well we don't that pirate boat to do a bad thing to our friend. Come on we got to rescue Theodore.

Emily, Foduck, & Hank: Yes!

Mr.Conductor: Well I'm coming with you and help your friend.

Thomas Story

 * A Close Shave for Duck

Quotes
Mr.Conductor: You know Foduck its hard if something bugs you while your friends like to do things like you don't want to do.

Foduck: Yes I just don't want that silly rainbow to ruined my Monday to move a ship to a middle of docking, that why I'm upset.

Mr.Conductor: I know how you feel. You see Duck want to do something too.

Foduck: Really?

Mr.Conductor: Really.

Foduck: What about Duck?

Mr.Conductor: Let me tell you. (He blows his whistle and the story of A Close Shave for Duck begins)

Thomas Story

 * Scaredy Engines

Thomas Story

 * Old Iron

Thomas Story

 * A New Friend for Thomas

Thomas Story

 * Trouble for Thomas

Thomas Story

 * No Joke for James

Quotes
Theodore: I shouldn't lie Mr.C.

Mr.Conductor: I know Theodore. Its okay you tell a lie, telling lies could get bad and some troubles.

Theodore: I guess you're right, telling lies is bad and getting into troubles.

Mr.Conductor: You know that happened to James about this.

Theodore: He did? What about James?

Mr.Conductor: Listen and let me tell you. That will help you understand. (he blows his whistle and the story of No Joke for James begins)