Everyone/Measure, Yeah, Measure (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Floyd Pepper (from The Muppets) as Justin Bieber Muppet
 * Richard (from Peg + Cat) as Elmo
 * Pepe the King Prawn (from The Muppets) as Shrimp
 * Golias (from My Big, Big Friend) as Horatio the Elephant
 * Minnie Mouse (from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse) as Mouse
 * Splash the Orca Whale (from Beanie Babies) as Whale

Lyrics
Floyd Pepper and Richard : Measure, yeah, measure.

Floyd Pepper: See, I never thought I could ever find out just how big a king prawn could be. But now I'm sure, and I don't have a doubt. If you want to know the size, I hold the key.

Richard: Just how long of a time, Floyd can tell you it all, because he's got the right tool. Got a ruler to measure, you see.

Floyd Pepper and Richard : I will measure. I'll measure.

Richard: Use your eyes.

Floyd Pepper: Because station measuring is a cinch.

Richard: It's a size.

Floyd Pepper and Richard : I will measure. I'll measure.

Floyd Pepper: This king prawn is one foot and one inch.

Pepe the King Prawn: Measure up, measure up, measure up, up, up, up, okay?

Floyd Pepper and Richard : Measure, yeah, measure.

Floyd Pepper: I thought that I would ever tell you just how much an elephant weights. But now I hold the secret, and you'll know it's true. If you want to know the way, I will amaze.

Richard: Just heavy or light, Floyd will get it right. He's not gonna fail, because he's using a scale, you see.

Floyd Pepper and Richard : I will measure. I'll measure.

Richard: 'Til the measuring's done.

Floyd Pepper: Until the measuring's done.

Richard: He will measure.

Floyd Pepper and Richard : I will measure. I'll measure.

Floyd Pepper: This pachyderm weighs a ton.

Golias: Measure up, measure, measure, measure, up, up, up, up, up.

Floyd Pepper: Measure, yeah, measure.

Richard: Here we go.

Floyd Pepper: Sure you got this, bro?

Richard: Yeah, Floyd. Leave it to Richard. (rapping) When Richard's in the kitchen cooking things up, Richard measures with a spoon, Richard measures with a cup. When Richard needs to know the height of something wood or brick, Richard measures with some tape, Richard measures with a stick. To see what weighs more, a mouse or a whale, Richard measures with a balance, Richard measures with a scale. The whale weighs more, yes, this is so.

Floyd Pepper: How do you know?

Richard: Richard measured it, yo.

Floyd Pepper and Richard : If you ever, you ever...

Floyd Pepper: Need to find the size or the weight...

Richard: Measure up, measure, measure, measure up, measure up.

Floyd Pepper and Richard : You can measure. You measure.

Floyd Pepper: Because measuring the stuff is great.

Richard: Measure up, measure, measure, measure up, measure up.

Floyd Pepper: And measure, yeah...

Floyd Pepper and Richard : Mea sure.