Jason Gets His Girl/Thomas

Parody Cast Members

 * Woman as Rosie
 * Jason Voorhees as Thomas

Transcript
(Emily with huge wheels is Crystal Lake. She suddenly bumps into Thomas)

Emily: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

(Thomas then cuts Emily's head off by a sword and falls to the ground. Jason throws away his sword and is happy to finally get his train girl. He pretends to shot her and then he pretends to blow the smoke off with his finger)