Pipsqueak (ANIMALS version)

Pipsqueak is the first episode of ANIMALS. It is a parody of the TUGS episode, Sunshine.

Cast

 * Hoity Toity as Captain Star
 * Spike as Ten Cents
 * Big Macintosh as Big Mac
 * Braeburn as OJ
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as Top Hat
 * Soarin as Warrior
 * Shining Armor as Hercules
 * Pipsqueak as Sunshine
 * Wind Rider as Captain Zero
 * Discord as Zorran
 * Hoops as Zak
 * Dumb-Bell as Zug
 * Score as Zip
 * Steve Magnet as Izzy Gomez
 * Twilight Sparkle as Sally Seaplane
 * Princess Celestia as The Duchess
 * Rarity as Lillie Lightship
 * Garble as Zebedee (cameo)
 * Thomas (from TTTE) as Puffa (cameo)
 * Percy (from TTTE) as The Goods Engine (cameo)
 * King Sombra as Nantucket (cameo)
 * Chief Thunderhooves as The Fire Tug (cameo)
 * Snips and Snails as Frank and Eddie (cameo)
 * Cranky (from TTTE) as Big Mickey (cameo)
 * Dr. Whooves as The Coast Guard (cameo)
 * Rumble as The Coast Guard's Messenger (cameo)

Introduction
Hoity Toity (Narrating): "The 1920s.

Ponyville was the biggest town in the world. It was a time of change and great opportunity. Nobody knew it better than the hard working animals, who's strength and big hearts made them popular with everybody from ponies to alicorns. Important jobs around the town often kept them working night and day.

My animals, the Ponyville Fleet, were no exception. I had three ponies; Braeburn, an earth pony.

Soarin and Big Macintosh.

A donkey, Cranky Doodle Donkey.

One baby dragon, Spike.

And Shining Armor, the captain of the royal guards.

They were a good crew. Striving to be the best in the town. Not always succeeding, but proud of their work."

Hoity Toity's Big Announcement
Hoity Toity (Narrating): "I remember the day we got our first big break. It started like most; at dawn.

Hoity Toity: "Good morning, Ponyville Fleet. Today I've charted a new filly to help out with the extra work. He's from Canterlot. Spike, he'll be working with you, show him the ropes."

Spike: "Right, Hoity Toity. What's his name?"

Hoity Toity: "Pipsqueak."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pipsqueak? Only good for squeaking work, is he?"

Spike: "Not bright in your upper bit, Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I resent that!"

Hoity Toity: "Settle down. Give Pipsqueak a chance. Now for the really good news. After a lot of hard bargaining, it looks like I've managed to land the contract for one of the most important alicorns around; Princess Celestia! When she arrives this afternoon, the Ponyville Fleet wil bring her in for a visit, but first, we've got to prove ourselves; Braeburn, you're in charge."

Braeburn: "Aye aye, Sir."

Hoity Toity: "Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh: "Sir."

Hoity Toity: "You're leading."

Big Macintosh: "Right."

Hoity Toity: "Cranky, Soarin, you're on the side push."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Not you, Spike, this is no work for baby dragons."

Spike: "Oh, all right."

Soarin: "Yeah, that's right, big animals only, Spike."

Spike: "Make sure you don't bump into her, Soarin."

Hoity Toity: "On your way, Spike. Show Pipsqueak how to get the work done, and fast."

Spike: "Yeah, right, okay, then."

Hoity Toity: "Now, the rest of you, I want you all finished early so you can get yourselves looking spic and span for Princess Celestia this afternoon."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Oh, no..."

Wind Rider's Big Announcement
Hoity Toity (Narrating): "Our biggest rival in those days was Wind Rider. With his D-Stacks, he was always looking for ways to get further ahead."

Wind Rider: "Now listen to me, and listen good! The Ponyville Fleet are about to get Princess Celestia's contract, and I'm not happy!"

Discord: "We're not smiling, Winder Rider!"

Wind Rider: "I'm glad you don't find it funny, Discord. Now I want that contract, and you are going to get it for me!"

Score: "But how? I thought that..."

Wind Rider: "I don't expect you to think! You're a team, the best, the better-looking, more powerful, and dare I say, more devious."

Hoops: "I like that bit about better looking!"

Score: "Yes, but what's devious?"

Wind Rider: "What's devious is what's necessary to make an honest living in these days of corruption and bad business ethics! Now get the lead out and get Princess Celestia's contract, there's no time to lose!"

Discord: "No problem, that bunch of claptrap animals are gonna find they missed Celestia or my name's not Discord."

Score: "But it is Discord, isn't it?"

Spike Meets Pipsqueak
Hoity Toity (Narrating): "In the morning, Shining Armor had an important contract in Canterlot, so, I was to lose his great strength on the very day I was to need it most."

Spike: "Hey, Shining Armor, Princess Celestia is coming this afternoon! It's a pity you won't be there."

Shining Armor: "I know. I really hate to disappoint Celestia."

Spike: "Hey, I'm looking for a filly called Pipsqueak. You ain't seen him?"

Shining Armor: "Fraid' not, old darling."

Spike: "Yeah... Well, he'd better show soon. I've a lot of work to do before this afternoon."

Shining Armor: "I'll be back tonight. Oh, and Spike, look after Princess Celestia for me, won't you?"

Braeburn: "Spike, has that filly found you yet?"

Spike: "No, not yet."

Braeburn: "Well, he's looking for you!"

Spike: "Oh, I'd better go look for him."

(Pipsqueak whistles)

Spike: "Oi! Slow down!" (Pipsqueak bumps into Spike)

Pipsqueak: "Uh, sorry, sir."

Spike: "Yeah, well, watch it in the future."

Pipsqueak: "I was, uh, I was looking for Spike, uh, sir."

Spike: "Yeah, well you just found him."

Pipsqueak: "Ah! I'm Pipsqueak, sir."

Spike: "It's good to meet you. Come on, let's get to work. The Ponyville Fleet's bringing in a famous visitor this afternoon, and if we get a move on, we'll be finished in time to watch."

Pipsqueak: "Yes, sir!"

Spike: "Now, now look, Pipsqueak, you only call Hoity Toity 'Sir'. I'm just Spike, okay?"

Pipsqueak: "Uh, yes, uh, sure thing, Spike!"

Discord and Hoops Meet Steve Magnet
Discord: "Well, look what the fish dragged in, Steve Magnet. Ha!"

Steve Magnet: "Hey, you guys, I need a tow."

Hoops: "We don't accept bananas as payment."

Steve Magnet: "Eh, big shots. You towing Princess Celestia or something?"

Discord: "What do you know about it, you South American waste of space?"

Steve Magnet: "What I know, I sit around waiting for nobody to tow me, Princess Celestia, she come in this morning, suddenly, everybody busy."

Hoops: "But Princess Celestia isn't due till' this afternoon."

Discord: "Shut up, Pegasus Brain! Come on!"

Steve Magnet: "Hey, hey, what a day. I gotta get a tow and unload these bananas."

Wind Rider: "You sure about this?"

Discord: "Seen it with my own eyes."

Hoops: "Yeah, we both seen it."

Wind Rider: "Couldn't have better. Now I want that contract, and you are going to get it for me."

Discord: "Yes, sir!"