Solid Snake Throws The Final Tantrum

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 * Solid Snake: Wow! You got Pooh and Friends to See 'n Say with Mattel! Can I have it, Otacon?


 * Otacon: No, Snake, and it's a phony!


 * Solid Snake: But...but...but...WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! I WANNA NOW!


 * Otacon: Enough, Snake!


 * Solid Snake: YOU... YOU... MEAN IT!!


 * Otacon: Snake stop yelling with me or I will go to throw your room OK?!


 * Colonel the Narrator: Meanwhile, Snake and Otacon went to the video store.


 * Solid Snake: Wow! It's like Rolie Polie Olie The Great Defender of Fun on DVD Kaboom version! Can I have it, Otacon?!


 * Otacon: NO SNAKE! That's impossible!


 * Solid Snake: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANNA NOW! WAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


 * Otacon: YOU SUCK, SNAKE! AND I WILL GIVE UP A SPANKING WHEN WE COME HOME!


 * Solid Snake: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!! NOT A SPANKING!


 * Colonel the Narrator: Then Otacon runs away, and genome soldiers arrived.


 * White Soldier: What are you think you're doing, Snake?!


 * Black Soldier: You are under arrest, snake-boy!


 * Solid Snake: I can't help him! That's annoying me!


 * White Soldier: Okay, it is time to dodgeball.


 * Solid Snake: Yes.


 * Black Soldier: Snake, you should falls into the cliff you got 20 days!


 * Solid Snake: Thanks.


 * White Soldier: Ready... GO!


 * Solid Snake: Aaaaah! Run for your life! (falls into the cliff) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (he lands with a thud) OWW! THAT HURT!


 * Black Soldier: And you stay here I'll get grounded with twenty days!


 * Solid Snake: Uh-oh, not the 20 days!


 * Black Soldier: Yes, 20 days! (Close the jail door)


 * Solid Snake: Aaaah! Lemme out! Lemme out!!


 * Colonel: Poor, Snake that's for the end of the story. Don't you?