The Pup House in Slice of Life

The Pup House in Slice of Life is the second short in Sorenrulescool5's Loud House spoof The Puppy House

Script
(we open on a scene from a fan-made manga comic. K.O. from Ok K.O! Lets Be Heroes! and Lil(Sorenrulescool5's evil OC)are conversing, and they "speak" in Rosebud's voice)

K.O.: If we cannot decide who gets the triangle of power to rule to world or save it, then we must...

Lil: BATTLE!!!

(the two humans summon their powers and leap toward a pizza-shaped artifact and shout "YAAAHHHHHHH!!" as the caption is spelled out)

(cut to Rosebud on her bed reading a fan-made manga comic online on a tablet)

Rosebud: Ah, nothing like a little fan-made manga-reading before dinner.

Molly: (offscreen) KIDS! PIZZA'S HERE!

(cut to an exterior view of the house, a pizza delivery truck with a sign that says "DELIVERY IN 30 MINUTES OR ELSE" is seen driving away)

(cut to Rosebud walking down the stairway)

Rosebud: In a family this big...

(Rosebud moves to the side of the stairway to avoid his siblings stampeding down, Mudbud then comes sliding down the banister)

Lucky, Puppycorn, Parappa, B-Dawg, Matt, Kohaku, Buddha, and Budderball: PIZZA!!!

Mudbud: OOH, PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA, YEEES!

Rosebud: ...getting seconds is rare. (runs down)

(cut to a pizza box getting set down on the dining room table)

Rosebud: Especially when it comes to pizza.

(Rosebud opens the box to reveal a pizza pie. She and her siblings reach in and take out a slice each, leaving only one remaining)

Rosebud: With twelve slices and eleven pups, there's always one slice left. Who gets the last slice? Well, that's always the problem. Let me tell you about... Rosebud's ABCs to Getting the Last Slice". (the title appears as he speaks it) First, "A"; we argue.

Lucky: I'm the oldest, so I should get it!

B-Dawg: No way! Coolness before age!

Mudbud: Oh, then I guess I should get it.

Kohaku: You don't need it! You'll just eat your boogers instead!

Mudbud: Hmm, true.

Bubberball: This is bad news anyway you slice it. (laughs) Get it?

Dingo: (blows a raspberry in response to Budderballs's joke)

Buddha: I know. I'll just contact the animal spirits and have them decide.

Parappa: Dude, dinner's kinda crazy with a gloomy pup like you.

Matt: Perhaps I can use my calipers to equally measure us all a piece.

Puppycorn: Who needs caterpillars? All we have to do is split it evenly 40/40.

(the siblings are still arguing in the background with various speech balloons indicating random objects as if they are cursing)

Rosebud: Arguing never works. So if we can't decide who gets the last slice, it brings us to "B"; we must...(in her imagination, Rosebud spins around and is enveloped in shiny rays of light, the light breaks away to reveal Rosebud in an anime-esque form) ...BATTLE!"

(images of fantastic anime versions of the siblings appear, they shout as they circle the pizza slice and jump for it)

(cut to the exterior view of the house)

Buddy: (offscreen) KIDS! There's no need to fight!

(cut back to the dining room, the animals, in reality, are piled on top of each other from their fight. Buddy shows them a second pizza box and opens it)

Molly: (offscreen) We got a second pizza for free!

Rosebud: Of course we always forget about "C"; coupons.

(the pups zip out of the scene, causing the one slice to drop to the floor, and go to enjoy their second pizza. Sunil walks in, sniffs the slice and prepares to eat it, but is met with glares from Sheegwa, Bingo, and Fu-fu. In imagination, like before, the pets assume fantastic anime forms and leap toward the slice)