The Trouble With Mud Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to The Trouble With Mud.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Henry (does not speak)
 * Percy (cameo)

Transcript

 * George Carlin: One morning, Thomas was being cleaned when Gordon arrived. Mud had blown all over his smart blue paint.
 * Thomas: Hello, Gordon.
 * George Carlin: Called Thomas.
 * Thomas: You look as you had a mud bath. Be a sensible engine and have a shower instead.
 * George Carlin: Gordon snorted.
 * Gordon: I haven't time to dawdle over my appearance like fussy tank engines do.
 * George Carlin: The wind blew stronger.
 * Driver: Gordon, slow down!
 * George Carlin: Called his driver. This made Gordon crosser still.
 * Gordon: Now I'll be dirty and late, dirty and late!
 * George Carlin: He hissed. At the next station was a sign: All Trains Must Wash Down Daily. James had just finished being cleaned.
 * Driver: Come on, Gordon.
 * George Carlin: Said his driver.
 * Driver: You feel better too after a good hosedown.
 * Gordon: Bah!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon and angrily let off steam.
 * Driver: You're a very naughty engine!
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon's driver.
 * Driver: Now James will need another shower. You'll have to wait your turn till later.
 * Gordon: Good riddance.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Gordon.
 * Gordon: I'm far too busy to waste time with water.
 * George Carlin: He finished his journey safely and steamed into the big station. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting. So are Gordon's coaches and the passengers.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Goodness gracious!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You can't pull the train, Henry will have to do it. Gordon you better get cleaned straight away.
 * George Carlin: Gordon was soon being washed.
 * Gordon: Mind my eyes!
 * George Carlin: He grumbled. Then he pulled cars for the rest of the day.
 * Gordon: Freight trains, freight trains!
 * George Carlin: He spluttered. He felt his position deeply.
 * Gordon: That's for you, and you, and you!
 * James: Cars will be cars.
 * George Carlin: Laughed James.
 * Gordon: They won't with me.
 * George Carlin: Snorted Gordon.
 * Gordon: I'll teach them.
 * George Carlin: James got ready to take the express when Gordon returned.
 * Gordon: Be careful.
 * George Carlin: Warned Gordon.
 * Gordon: The hills are slippery. You may need help.
 * James: I don't need help on hills.
 * George Carlin: Replied James huffily.
 * James: Gordon thinks he knows everything.
 * George Carlin: Earlier the storm had slipped Gordon's Hill blowing leaves on the tracks which made them slippery. Even know the storm had passed, the hill was still difficult to climb. James knew this. The signal shown cleared, and James began to go faster.
 * James: I'll do it, I'll do it.
 * George Carlin: He puffed. Halfway up, he was not so sure.
 * James: I must do it, I must do it.
 * George Carlin: But his wheels slipped on the leaves. He couldn't pull the train at all.
 * James: Help, help!
 * George Carlin: Whistled James. His wheels were turning forward, but the heavy coaches pulled him backwards. The haul train started slipping down the hill. His driver shut off steam and put on the brakes, then carefully he stopped the train. Gordon saw everything.
 * Gordon: Ah well, we live and learn. Never mind, little James. I'm going to push behind.
 * George Carlin: Clouds of smoke and steam billowed from the snorting engines as they struggled up the hill.
 * James: We can do it!
 * George Carlin: Puffed James.
 * Gordon: We will do it!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Gordon. At last they reached the top.
 * James: Peep peep! Thank you, goodbye!
 * George Carlin: Whistled James.
 * Gordon: Boop boop!
 * George Carlin: Answered Gordon.
 * Gordon: Goodbye!
 * George Carlin: That night, Sir Topham Hatt came to see the engines. Gordon was miserable.
 * Thomas: Please, sir?
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Can Gordon pull coaches again now?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: If you understand that having a washdown as a sensle to every engine, then yes, Gordon, you may.
 * Gordon: Thank you.
 * George Carlin: Grunted Gordon.
 * Gordon: Dirty or clean, I'm a famous machine!
 * George Carlin: But no one heard but him.