Bubble Guppies/Drive-Thru (by Tenacious D)

Warning: Contains Strong Language and may not be suitable for children under 18.

Cast

 * Gil and Goby as Tenacious D
 * Nonny as Drive-Thru Speaker

Script
Gil, Goby, and Nonny: "Kage" "Yeah?" "Let's go to this drive-thru" "Oh, good, I'm starvin'"

"[?]" "Yeah, umm" "Hello?" "Huh" "May I have your order?" "Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu"

"Okay" "Ahh" "Would you like Special Curly Fries?" "Please don't, don't offer me anything, I'll, I'll tell you what I want" "Okay"

"Umm, okay, you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?" "[?]" "Just, uhh, can you gimme just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin' to" "They come in six or twelve piece, [?] want service?" "Shut up and listen to my order"

"Take the six nuggets and throw two of them away I'm just wantin' a four nugget thing I'm tryin' to watch my calorie intake" "They come in six or twelve pieces, sir" "Put two of them up your a** And give me four Chicken McNuggets" "[?]"

"Then, can I have a Junior Western Bacon Chee? A Junior Western Bacon Chee, I'm tryin' to watch my figure" "Western Bacon Cheeseburger" "A Junior Western Bacon Chee" "Would you like that with onions?" "No onions" "Okay" "Uhm" "Junior Bacon Chee, total is 6.57"

"An' I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich" "Fillet-O-Fish" "Since that has less calories, 'cuz it's fish" "Fillet-O-Fish" "Now if you could take a Coca-Cola And just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke 'Cuz I'm tryin' to watch my figure, tryin' to loose some of the weight" "You want it half, half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke"

"Umm, and a small, a small chocolate shake Because I'm tryin' to watch my figure, not a large, a small" "It come's in medium-small or medium-large" "Umm" "Small chocolate shake" "Also a small seasoned Curlies" "Seasoned Curlies" "Small, seasoned Curlies" "Okay, I got the small seasoned Curlies, Western Bacon Cheeseburger [?]"

"Okay, huh, f*ck my a**, what else? Give me, uhh, alright, Cherries Jubilee and that's it" "Cherries Jubilee" "Wait, Kage, what do you want?" "Ahh, jeez, let me have a" "I think I want the regular, uhh, Western Bacon Cheeseburger Large shake, umm, Caesar Salad"

"Oh God, come on with the order" "I'm" "Take forever" "That's all I want, that's all I want"

"Good, how much is that, sir?" "That'll be, uhh, 14.75" "At the window please, will you drive up?" "Do you have any money?" "Oh shoot, umm, oh God, yeah, I got, do you have, I got like" "Give it to me" "Alright, here"

"Okay, we only have, huh, alright I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order" "[?]" "Okay, thank you, let's go"