Egmont Imagination/Tall Short Texans (from Elmo's Lowdown Hoedown)

Cast

 * Hamilton Mattress (from Hamilton Mattress) as Big Bird
 * Wilbur the Calf (from Wilbur) as Elmo

Lyrics
Hamilton Mattress: Well I'm a tall, tall Texan I'm talking tall, tall, tall (He comes from Texas and he's really tall) I change a light bulb easy I play great basketball (He's great at light bulbs and at basketball) Even the longest long-johns Are always way too small (The longest long-johns always way too small)

Wilbur the Calf: Wilbur's a short, short Texan He's talking real petite (He comes from Texas and he's real petite) Wilbur has tripped my share of bad guys So better watch your feet (He trips up bad guys, better watch your feet) (spoken) Not you, Hamilton. Even one tiny little meatball Is way too big to eat (One tiny meatball's way too big to eat)

Hamilton Mattress: Yeah, when I drop my toothpick There's just one guy to call

Wilbur the Calf: Ya call a short, short Texan 'Cause it's too low for y'all And when Wilbur need some boosting To hop onto my horse

Hamilton Mattress: You call a tall, tall Texan Like your buddy, of course

Wilbur the Calf: (spoken) Of course! Hee-haw! (scatting) Yeah!

Hamilton Mattress: Well, I'm a tall, tall Texan Hitting the dusty trail (He's a tall Texan 'bout to hit the trail)

Wilbur the Calf: Hamilton. (coughing) Boy, it sure is dusty. Next to a short, short Texan We stick together without fail (They're gonna stick together without fail)

Hamilton Mattress and Wilbur the Calf : We'd like to thank you folks for listening' To this here short tall tale (laughing)