The Pjoffs (TV Series)

This page is for the nonexistant TV show THE PJOFFS, based on the Pjoff Family created byDagostino, Hazelcats, and the Storm Rider.

==Overview==

The show is rated PG. Other things. Whatnot.

==Opening==

Every episode begins with: Not too long ago, in a blue planet quite nearby....

Then it fades out to black and the words PJOFFs come in.

A bullet is shot through the O and the letters fall down. A starry black field is there. The camera pans around until it locates Earth. It zooms in to North America. Then it zooms in to a city labeled "Somewhere in (location of episode)"

==Season 1==
 * 1) Somewhere at Home: The Pjoffs move into their new Montreal home. Weird next door neighbor.
 * 2) Somewhere at School: The kids start the new school year.
 * 3) Somewhere at LaGuardia: The family is trying to get to San Fran from LaGuardia Airport.
 * 4) Somewhere in San Fran with a Turkey: The family gets to San Fran.
 * 5) Somewhere in New York: The family visits New York over the winter break.
 * 6) Add more!