Barney/TUGS Parody 1

Cast

 * Thomas (from Thomas & Friends) as Captain Star
 * Barney as Ten Cents
 * BJ as Top Hat
 * Riff as OJ
 * Carlos as Big Mac
 * Michael as Warrior
 * Danny as Sunshine (Mentioned)

Transcript

 * Thomas (Narrating): I remember the day we got our first big break. It started like most; at dawn.
 * Thomas: Good morning, School Citizens. Today I've charted a new boy to help out with the extra work. He's from African. Barney, he'll be working with you, show him the ropes.
 * Barney: Right, Thomas. What's his name?
 * Thomas: Danny.
 * BJ: Danny? Only good for School work, is he?
 * Barney: Not bright in your upper bit, BJ.
 * BJ: I resent that!
 * Thomas: Settle down. Give Danny a chance. Now for the really good news. After a lot of hard bargaining, it seems I've managed to land the contract for one of the biggest boat around; Lillie Lighthouse! When she arrives this afternoon, the School Fleet wil bring her in for a visit, but first, we've got to prove ourselves; Riff, you're in charge.
 * Riff: Aye aye, Sir.
 * Thomas: Carlos.
 * Carlos: Sir.
 * Thomas: You're leading.
 * Carlos: Right.
 * Thomas: BJ, Michael, you're on the side push.
 * BJ: Not you, Barney, this is no work for weak people.
 * Barney: Oh, all right.
 * Michael: Yeah, that's right, strong people only, Barney.
 * Barney: Make sure you don't bump into her, Michael.
 * Thomas: On your way, Barney. Show Danny how to get the work done, and fast.
 * Barney: Yeah, right, okay, then.
 * Thomas: Now, the rest of you, I want you finished early so you can get yourselves spic and span for Lillie Lighthouse this afternoon.
 * BJ: Oh, no...