Grease nail polish/I Want to Hold Your Ear (from Bert's Blockbusters)

Cast

 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert

Lyrics
Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I know I'm an exciting, OK kinda guy I once had a girlfriend And she went to pieces every time she saw me This is the song I sang to her as she was falling apart

(Clears his throat)

I held your hand And told you that I loved you You turned around and Walked right out the door Seems like holding your hand Was not enough So I want to do something more

Oh I want to hold your ear baby Wanna hold it near baby Wanna hold your ear Until you hear that I love you

And I want to hold your eyes baby

Lovely shape and size baby Want to hold your eyes So you'll see and realize that I love you

I wanna hold your nose I wanna hold your toes I won't let you breathe or eat Until you know the truth I love you

Oh I wanna hold your hair baby Show you that I care baby And it's only fair to tell you What I intend to do I'm going to keep what I hold dear Your nose Your eyes Your tooth Your ears And I'm gonna hold them till You say you love me tooo!