Muppet nail polish/Everyone Likes Ice Cream (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Green Anything Muppet frowning boy
 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Purple Anything Muppet bespectacled boy
 * Excuse Moi! as Betty Lou
 * Gone Gonzo! as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Excuse Moi!: I'd like to be a dancer, a dancing on my toes.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: I'd like to be a fireman, I'd squirt you with my hose!

Pepe's Purple Passion: Muppet 3: And I would be a sailor, and I'd sail the seven seas. But....

Fresh Frog of Bel Air, Pepe's Purple Passion and Excuse Moi! : There is one thing special which everyone agrees.

Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Except me and I don't agree.

Excuse Moi!: I'd like to have a kitten, all cuddly, soft and clean.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: I'd like to have a dragon, all big and tough and mean!

Pepe's Purple Passion: And I would have a little mouse, I'd feed him lots of cheese, but...

Fresh Frog of Bel Air, Pepe's Purple Passion and Excuse Moi! : There is one thing special which everyone agrees.

Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Except me, and I *still* don't agree.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Do you like ice cream?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (begrudgingly) Uh, yes.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Then you agree.

Excuse Moi!: I like to play with dolly, my dolly is so sweet

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: I'd like to play football, our team cannot be beat

Pepe's Purple Passion: And I'd go to the park and watch the birdies in the trees

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (sarcastically) Birdies.

Excuse Moi!: Hmmmph!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air, Pepe's Purple Passion and Excuse Moi! : There is one thing special which everyone agrees.

Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.

( Gone Gonzo! approaches the trio)

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (nervously) Say, w..would you like an ice cream cone?

(hands him a fourth cone he suddenly happened to have)

Gone Gonzo!: MAWRRRRRRRRRRRR....

Fresh Frog of Bel Air, Pepe's Purple Passion , Excuse Moi! and Gone Gonzo! : Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.