Grease nail polish/Clink, Clank (from Havin' Fun with Ernie & Bert)

Cast

 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert
 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie

Lyrics
(spoken)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!! Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!! I've discovered something FANTASTIC! Listen ...

(CLINK)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: That's fantastic, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yeah, yeah! That's ME hitting this tin can with a spoon.

And listen, this is .. this is me hitting this pan with a spoon ...

(CLANK)

(pleasant sigh)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, that's very interesting, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be ..

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yeah. Now, I shake the tin can ..

(RATTLE)

.. you see, it's got MARBLES inside!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh-huh, yeah, that's nice ..

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yeah, yeah, and then I blow this WHISTLE!

(TWEET)

Oh, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!! It's so wild! So wonderful!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Gee, that doesn't seem so wonderful to me, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Well, maybe not but listen to what happens when I put them all together, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! ..

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: *pleasant sigh*

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Say, that sounds pretty nice, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: NICE? Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, it's breathtaking!

Hey, now everyone at home, go get a can, or a pan, or a whistle, or, or whatever you can find, and you can join in too.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Join in? Join in on what, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Well, you'll see Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, and I'll tell you what happened too. See ...

(sung)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: See, I was sitting around Feeling so blue Trying to think what to Think to do Then ...

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

I suddenly heard something new

I was sitting around Trying to sleep Practicing counting by Counting sheep When ...

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

I knew I had found something new

It was just the water pipe When the faucet got turned on But it lightened up my life Like a nightingale's sweet song!

And now I'm happy with my can and my pan My whistle or two 'Cause now I know What I just gotta do I go ...

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

And the sky is all sunny and blue And ...

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

I bet it'll do it for you!

(spoken)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Gee, that's nice, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be! Hey, can I join in?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, everybody can join in! Kids at home too. Ready? Here it comes ...

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, HONK!)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: AAAAhhh! Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, you ruined it!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, I couldn't find a whistle, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Well, this time you rattle and I'll tweet.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Okay, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be!

(HONK!)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: SUMMER LOVIN' HAVING A BLAST!!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: I just had to put it down, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Well, control yourself, huh?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Here we go ..

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: There, I did it!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: *pleasant sigh*

(sung)

It was just the water pipe When the faucet got turned on But it lightened up my life Like a nightingale's sweet song

And now I'm happy with my can and my pan

(HONK!)

My whistle or two (speaking: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!! Sorry .. ) Now I know what I just got to do I go

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE TWEET) And the sky is all sunny and blue And

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

I bet it'll do it for you! Once more!

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

And again!

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

One last time!

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

I bet it'll do it for you!

(TWEET!)

(spoken)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: It did it for me, I'll tell ya.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (HONK!)