Sesame Street Crayons/Rub Your Tummy (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie
 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert

Lyrics
Zoe Zingy Orange: Hey there, everybody! Can you do this? Pat your head and rub your tummy. Try it! Pat on top and rub your tummy in a circle like this. (laughing)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange, what are you doing?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, we're patting our heads and rubbing our tummies, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: We? We who?

Zoe Zingy Orange: We, us. (laughing)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, hi there! (laughing)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Hey, Big Bird Feather Yellow, try patting your head and rubbing your tummy with us.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I don't know, Zoe Zingy Orange. I'll look silly.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Silly is fun, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I'm not really good at that kind of thing.

Zoe Zingy Orange: How do you know if you don't even try?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Gym wasn't my best subject. How about a rousing game of Pinochle instead, huh?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, come on, Big Bird Feather Yellow, we'll help you, right? Let's help my old buddy Big Bird Feather Yellow rub his tummy and pat his head, okay?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: There's music, too?

Zoe Zingy Orange: (spoken) Everything's better with music, Big Bird Feather Yellow. (singing) Rub your tummy, just like this Rub it all day long! Rub your tummy, rub it hard While we sing our song ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: I think I can do that. ) Come on! Rub, rub, rubba, rub Rub, rub, rubba, rub Rub, rub, rubba, rub Rub, rub, rubba, rub Rub, rub, rubba, rub, rub Play and sing along

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hey, Zoe Zingy Orange, I think I've got it!

Zoe Zingy Orange: (spoken) He thinks he's got it! (laughing) Now try the pat part, Big Bird Feather Yellow. (singing) Pat your head, just like this Pat it all day long! Pat your head, but not too hard ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: This is kind of awkward for me. ) And sing our silly song ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: I have a high forehead, you know. ) Pat, pat, patta, pat Pat, pat, patta, pat Pat, pat, patta, pat ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: This isn't so hard. ) Pat, pat, patta, pat Pat, pat, patta, pat, pat Sing our silly song

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, this I could do all day!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay then, let's put it all together!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: All together?

Zoe Zingy Orange: (singing) Rub your tummy, pat your head! ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: At the same time? ) Play and sing along- ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: I don't know, Zoe Zingy Orange. ) As we sing our very, very ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: Is that possible? ) Merry silly song (laughing) (spoken) How are you doing there, Big Bird Feather Yellow?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange, I'm trying to concentrate.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Gee, Big Bird Feather Yellow, I think you're rubbing your head and patting your tummy.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Wait, wait, look at that! I'm doing it, I got rhythm, I got control! I've got hand eye coordination!

Zoe Zingy Orange: (spoken) Good for you, Big Bird Feather Yellow! And how are you doing? Are you patting your head and rubbing your tummy too? (singing) Rub, rub, rubba, pat, Pat, pat, patta, rub, Rub, rub, rubba, pat ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: Yeah! We're grooving now! (laughing) ) Pat, pat, patta, rub, Rub, pat, a pat pat, come and play along!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Pat, pat, patta, pat Rub, rub, rubba, rub Pat, pat, patta, pat Rub, rub, rubba, rub

Zoe Zingy Orange: I have to go meet Rubber Duckie in the bathtub now. Bye, everybody!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (singing) Come and play along, yeah! (spoken) Hey, Zoe Zingy Orange, try this one! Zoe Zingy Orange? Huh. Hey, catch this, pat your head, rub your tummy, hop on one foot and recite, "Mary Had a Little Pigeon". (clearing throat) Mary had a little pigeon who soared up in the sky and everywhere that Mary went, the pigeon was sure to fly. If my gym teacher could see me now. (laughing)