The Simpsons/TUGS Parody 18

Description
Homer and Lenny meet Milhouse, a jinxed kid.

Cast

 * Homer as Ten Cents
 * Lenny as Sunshine
 * Milhouse as Boomer

Transcript

 * Mayor Quimby (Narrating): One night, out at the main road, Homer and Lenny spotted a kid they'd never seen before. His name was Milhouse. He was just drifting. Realizing he could be in trouble, they approached him cautiously. He was out of stamina, and could not go on much further. A rope was alongside him. He had no collar or license. It seemed no one owned him.
 * Milhouse: Keep away, just leave me alone, please.
 * Homer: Look, we can't. You're drifting on a busy road. That's dangerous.
 * Milhouse: Even better.
 * Lenny: Eh, we'll have to take you in.
 * Milhouse: Just leave me be. I don't want any help.
 * Lenny: Why? Why not?
 * Milhouse: Because, well, because I'm a Jinx. I'm bad luck. Nobody wants a jinx.
 * Homer: Oh, rubbish! There's no such thing as a jinx.
 * Milhouse: Oh, isn't there? You'll soon find out. Stand off me.
 * Homer: Look, jinx or not, we have to take you in. These roads have to be kept clear.
 * Lenny: Aye, Mayor Quimby will do something.
 * Milhouse: No he won't, nobody can. Jinxes just happen. I just shouldn't have been a kid.
 * Lenny: Uh, have you always been like this?
 * Milhouse: My name used to be Captain Bert. It was good then in those days. Then I was sold. A man adopted me and called me 'Milhouse'. Ever since then, nothing but trouble.