Bear in the Big Blue House/Elmo the King (from Basil Hears a Noise)

Cast

 * Bear as Basil
 * Tutter as Elmo
 * Doc Hogg as Tailor
 * Ferret Jeeter as Trumpeter
 * Pip and Pop as Two-Headed Monster
 * Miss Maxwell, Keisha, Luke, Lily, Rita and Moss as Honkers
 * Otto and Etta Otter, Tally Otter and Rocko as Anything Muppets
 * Benny the Bat, Skippy and Edwina Badger as Sheep
 * The Possums as Chip and Dip
 * Grandma Flutter, Uncle Tito del Tutter, Tardy, Grandpa Highland McTutter, Whiner, Shouter, and Jim and June Tutter as AM Monsters
 * Jacques the Beaver as The Wolf
 * Harry the Duck, Doc Owl and Puck as Birds
 * Jack the Dog as Dog
 * Snook as Bear
 * Billy, Bonnie and Christine as Pigs
 * Ray as Fred the Wonder Horse
 * Annette as Cow
 * Jeremiah Tortoise as Turtle

Lyrics
Tutter: Wait, wait. Yoo-hoo. Pardon me. Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. Excuse me. Will everybody be quiet? King Tutter hears a noise.

Ojo: Well, thank goodness, it's only a little shepherd.

Tutter: Oh, shepherd not very scary. Hey, hey, hey. Shepherd even look brave.

Bear: Wait. But excuse me, but where are we and who are you?

Tutter: Ahem. We are the creatures of the forest.

Doc Hogg: Yeah, and are we ever glad to see you.

Bear: You are?

Tucker Tutter: Strange things have been happening.

Ojo: Yes, someone keeps playing tricks on us.

Bear: Tricks? What kind of tricks?

Ojo: Hey, Tutter. You just tell him what happened.

Tutter: Okay. Ahem. Oh, Tutter's my name and Tutter the King and the kingdom should be a magnificent thing Tutter has splendid gown and a mace I'll fill it with elegance, style and grace But also today, Tutter wearing a frown as King Tutter slept, Last night someone crept into Tutter's chambers and sat on the crown.

Everyone: As King Rizzo left, last night someone crept, into Tutter's chambers and sat on the crown.

Doc Hogg: Good day. I'm the tailor and I make the clothes. And not long ago, I've got some trousers arose. Oh, I've been making trousers for all the townsfolk. When somebody sew up the legs for a joke. But it isn't funny. It makes me see red. For to my dismay, they just fit one way. And how would you like to wear pants on your head?

Everyone: For to his dismay, they just fit one way, and how would you like to wear pants on your head?

Ferret Jetter: Oh, I'm Ferret Jetter the trumpeter. Music's my thing. I'll blow this and people make way for the king. It's a very good job if you're musically fit being King Tutter's accompaniment. But now what I do makes me sad and forlorn because just yesterday when I was away. Somebody did something bad to my horn.

Everyone: Because just yesterday when he was away, somebody did something bad to his horn.

Tutter: Oh, there used to be laughter and happiness here. But now it's the kingdom, our specialties' fears. It's just that we never know what to expect.

The Possums : If you call us scaredy possums, you'll be correct.

Tutter: If you think we like this, you're as wrong as can be, Things very tough, And if that's not enough, This morning, this paper was pinned to that tree.

Everyone: Things very tough, and if that's not enough, this morning, this paper was pinned to that tree.

Ojo: Some helpful tips for planning your move.

Doc Hogg: And on top of all this, our bravest knight, Sir Treelo, is nowhere to be found.

Bear: But that isn't very nice of someone to play tricks on you. What are you going to do?

Tutter: Well, Luna the Riddler can you answer you any question. Luna can tell us who's playing tricks. Oh, someone has to go to the Fountain of Riddles.

Bear: But who?

Tutter: Oh yeah. That's right.

(everyone laughing)

Bear: Oh, now just a minute. I'm just a good-hearted little shepherd, not a brave-hearted little shepherd. Sorry.

Tutter: Oh, no. Here we go again.

Doc Hogg: Hey. I know. I can give you a disguise. Yes. I can disguise you as a wandering minstrel, a musician. Yeah, here. There. Now that will keep you safe.

Bear: But why would that keep me safe?

Doc Hogg: Well, the only other outfit I have is for a rat catcher.

Bear: Oh, well, I sure don't wanna be a rat catcher.

Tutter: Oh, well, good luck then.

Everyone: Goodbye, good luck, goodbye. Goodbye.

Tutter: Good luck finding the Fountain of Riddles.