Ian's Not So Boring Life character list

Important NOTE: This list is in aphabetical order:

Abir
Abir is a Muslim child. He is often seen in the Background with Jik. It is implied after Ian killed Jik's Parents that Jik moved in with Abir. He was seen in the Pilot though he was called Henry and apparently had Tourettes. He was voiced by Matt Stone. In Ians Not so Boring Life: The Alleged Series he was voiced by Paul Reubens.

Agoff Hittor
50 years before Ian, Tak, Zim or Tyler had been born there was an Evil Zardonian known as Aggof Hitttor. He saved his planet from Irken Invaders and was looked upon as a Hero though he soon became Drunk with Power and started rounding up his own race for execution. His death was stated to be caused by an infection to the Uvuela. He was later re-incarnated into Paulie. He is a spoof of Adolf Hitler. He was voiced by Kirby Morrow.

Almighty Tallest
The Almighty Tallests being from Jhonens Previous Series Invader Zim. The Irken Empire has a hierarchal class structure, where shorter individuals are both figuratively and literally looked down upon. The tallest Irken alive takes command of the Empire as "the Tallest", but since Red and Purple, the two current Tallest, are the exact same height, they share equal (and high-supreme) power. While the Tallest function mainly as figureheads, doing little to organize the society (preferring to lounge around and eat snacks), they do hold absolute power over the populace. They travel around to observe and supervise Operation Impending Doom II in the Massive, the largest and most powerful ship in the Irken Armada. They appear to mostly use their unlimited powers of state to amuse themselves- sending loyal Irken soldiers to painful deaths "Battle of the Planets", forcing others weaker than themselves to obey their random whims "Hobo 13" and starving their own command crew "Backseat Drivers". Red is often considered to actually have a slight focus on ruling the Irken race, as is usually seen as being more intelligent than Purple. This is seen in the episode "Backseat Drivers", where, while Purple floats around screaming and eating doughnuts, Red finds out that Zim is controlling the ship via the power core, and switches it with the Resisty's core, thus saving the Massive from hitting Earth. They love to cause other Irkens pain "Walk for your Life" and, Purple expecially, puppets "Walk for Your Life. The voice of Almighty Tallest Purple was done by Kevin McDonald, best known for his participation in the Canadian sketch comedy group The Kids in the Hall and as Pastor Dave in "That 70's show". Almighty Tallest Red was voiced by Wally Wingert.

In Brianne they were Masters of Neptune. Purple had been rendered Female and was voiced by Lenore Zann and Red was voiced by Tom Kenny.

Anger Managment Teacher Earl
Anger Managment Teacher Earl is an anger Managment Teacher.... Did I mention hes a Hippie. He teaches Ian how to be calm and peaceful this annoys Zim and others that he is just not the same. Earl is vaporized by Tyler. He was voiced by Maurice LaMarche.

Arian
Arien was the Leader of the Irken Rogues in Disaster on Zekklom. His weapons are higher technology bought from Xenu. He had a hate towards Zekklomians since he was a Child. According to his memoirs He enjoys the song The Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani. He was voiced by Jeff Bennet.

Arians SIR
Arians SIR is a custom Sir that looks a lot like MiMi. It is able to shoot balls of plasma out of its hand. It was destroyed in a showdown with Stan.

Azure
Azure like Tak is an Irken defective, though due to her own ignorance. She is an old friend of Tak's as they both trained at the same time. She visited Earth for the begining half of Season 6, and stayed as some back up for Tak as it would be two against two. She took her rage out on Ian like how Tak did to Zim, despite there being no reason to for her to be Ian's enemy. She seemingly had a crush on Ian though. In her last episode, she was revealed to be a spy hired by Burke to give reports on the movement of Ian so he could strike.

Azure has Red Eyes and wears a set of beads around her neck. Her human disguise consisted of a typical teenage girls wear, a Blue shirt showing her belly and a red skirt. She would use a disguised voice while using her disguise which was provided by Antoinette Spolar. After being revealed as a spy, her normal voice was provided by Olivia D'Abo.

Beaver and Butthole
Beaver and Butthole are parodies of Beavis and Butthead. Ian tried befriending them though Ian finds out what morons they are (What he describes as dumber than Zim). Beaver was voiced by Ian McCormick and Butthole was voiced by Jhonen Vasquez.

Bilinar
Bilinar is Ians SIR unit. He was destroyed by The Screw Head Race however Ian drove the species into slavery (As seen in Megadoomer (Smikka Smikka Smoodoo hates Ian) The Tallests offered to get him another one before they sent him to Earth to pretty much to Enslave mankind (Because Zim is inept). On Earth Ian fixed him by downloading some of GIR's Personality and Bilinar isnt as dumb as GIR though. Bilinar Disguises as a Cat with GIR-like Dog suit his cords are still visible upon which Ian says that Bilinar just had Surgery. Bilinar contains Ians spaceship in his head. Bilinar is voiced by Rosearik Rikki Simons and in Season 5 his voice was done by Speakonia. In Brianne he was called BiR and was voiced by Kirby Morrow.

Billy George
Billy George is a Zekklomian that is a master at Murdering. He was hired by Tak and Ian to take out Zim to which he failed due to the fact that Zim would always move out of the way. He was voiced by Christopher Sabat.

Boss Shadow
&nbsp Another character that later appears as a Main Character in Grizdar. Boss Shadow (Voiced by Jim Belushi) appears in Season 5 and is the final villain although he appears in all seasons before 5 under the alias of Mr. Thompson. In The Beinning of the End pt 1 it is revealed Stan's planet is in the middle of a civil war with an evil shadow-like creature who calls himself "The Shadow" and in The Beinning of the End pt 2 After nearly being defeated by Stan and his people, The Shadow and his followers flee to earth. Stan voluntiers to follow The Shadow to earth and capture him. It is then that Stan decides to take up residence on earth until "The Shadow" re-appears. In The 'ol Desk Job Stan gets a desk job and meets his new boss Mr. Thompson who is actually Boss Shadow. In The Shadow Strikes Back pt 1 When the Resisty take Stan and Dr. Zeeltor back earth, everything seems to be getting back to normal. However, things begin to change when Stan goes back to work. It is there that Stan discovers his boss Mr. Thompson's true identity. In The Shadow Strikes Back pt 2 When Mr. Thompson finds that Stan had been spying on him, he captures and takes Stan to his lair where Stan is held prisoner. Meanwhile, Dr. Zeeltor calls for the aid of the Resisty to get Stan back. In The Sinister 6 To take out Stan and conquer the galaxy, The Shadow gathers an alliance of Stan greatest foes: Lord Garvon, Supreme Master Artilico, Zangas Valtron, Zayak Valtron, Tak, and Vaul, all of whome are revealed to have been allied with The Shadow since his near defeat and capture on Stan's homeworld. Meanwhile Stan must deal with the group's leader, Calamaris

Brian
Sat right next to Zim and was probably had the most lines out of the schoolchildren, he also appears in the Season 1 Intro, jumping out of the way before a dodge ball hits Zim. Brian Was sent to the "Underground Classes" in Tak, the Hideous New Girl which depicted that he died, although Brian appears in a crowd in The Most Horrible X-mas Ever, which possibly means the Underground Classes do exist. Brian was replaced by 'Poonchy, Drinker of Hate'. He was voiced by Jhonen Vasquez. In Brianne he was called Lenny and was voiced by Jeff Bennet.

Burke
Burke is an old enemy of Ians. Ian had invaded his home planet. He has two assistants called Zip and Henford. Burke tries killing Ian after Zip and Henfords failed attempts. With no success due to Ians skilled weaponry he gave it up though he came back realizing hes bigger than Ian than stepping on him killing him. He was voiced by Gary Chalk. Burkes appearance is based off Dr. Robotnik and is named after Burke from the Edinbburg Corpse sellers.

Caleb
Caleb is a Child who had a major role in Abduct the Dick!. He hates Cody as well. He is seen in the backgrounds hanging with Johnny (When not with Ian). Though Johnny became a major Character caleb had not. He was voiced by Ian McCormick.

Celina
Celina who had appeared originally in Jhonen Vasquez's other TV series Grizdar as Stan's fitness obsessed Girlfriend in The scrapped (but was still made) episode "Stan's Dilema". Later though when Ian thinks hes lost his strength in "Fitness Ian" he has Celina come since she is the best fitness obsessor that could teach him how to become more active that he knows. She was voiced by Nicole Sullivan.

Chunk
One of the bullies that torments Dib. He has orange hair and drools. He likes dogs. He was voiced by Adam Paul. In Brianne he was a Friend to both Zim and Brianne (Ian) and was a just a Tough Guy instead of a Bully and was voiced by Ian McCormick.

Clive
Clive is a Zekklomian who masters in healing Aliens. He helped Ians Pain in Pain of Doom though he asks for one thing "The Wine Cooler on Zeelom 6" the most dilectable of Nectars in Space. He was subscribed to Ian by Dr. Carlin. He was voiced by Louie Anderson.

Cody
A Child whom takes great pleasure out of bullying! Ian and Tyler along with two other boys sick of his BS took him captive. Ian dysected his testicles and replaced them with Moth Balls as a Joke. He was voiced by Billy West.

Cortel Germ
Cortel Germ is an Irken Rogue. He planned to kill Invader Billy. Ian killed Cortel Germ to protect his cousin. He was voiced by John Goodman.

Commander Cen
Commander Cen was Ian's Hobo 13 leader when returning but Cen is to hard Core and most members chickened out for his extremely dangerous tests. Cen made Ian do all of the Tests which Ian did but he was in extreme pain. Ian later sent Cen through space with A Jet PAK that he had Bilinar launch out of his head. Cen later takes over The Massive with Vaul in "Irken Empire Corrupt". He is voiced by Robert Cait.

Craiman
Craiman was a child who was kicked off a bus along with Ian, Zim, Tak, Tyler and Johnny due to disorderly conduct. What was done is unknown but knowing Ian, he probably started cussing at someone. Craiman was not involved with them but kicked off for being mistaken for being with them. Craiman stayed with them for the entire episode while taking refuge in an old abandoned and haunted mansion. He was almost killed by Tak when she went insane, however he jumped out the window off of the top floor (the fifth floor). Whether he lived or not is unknown. He was voiced by Rhys Huber.

Crazy Jeff
Crazy Jeff is a Hunter. He is always trying to hunt Dr. Zeeltor. Ian and him have been old friends though he refuses to help him kill Zeeltor. Crazy Jeff appears in Grizdar as a running gag. The running gag between Dr. Zeeltor and Crazy Jeff ended in the 3-part season 4 premiere episode, "The Irken Empire" where Dib (from Vasquez's other show, Invader Zim) convinces Crazy Jeff to leave Dr. Zeeltor alone and find another hobby. He was voiced by Adam West.

Daisy
The Former Queen of the Coakroache people. She vows revenge upon the new one! She and her servant James try to make a new one that being Earth. Ian ends up decapitating her in the end. She was voiced by Pamela Hayden.

Dan Halen
Dan Halen is a Character from Squidbillies. He appeared in the crossover episode Flee from dah Government in which he sold Ians Dead body as a Cure for Cancer. A small, kidney-shaped, knee-less business tycoon and is the incarnation of evil who has lived since the beginning of time. He is the actual person in charge of Dan Halen Industries, a multinational corporation responsible for sheet rock, dangerous baby furniture, "body stencils," selling arms to third world countries, and various other concerns. His name and company symbol are direct references to the band Van Halen. He was voiced by Todd Hanson.

Dib
Dib being from Jhonens Previous Series Invader Zim A member of Zim's class at the school they both attend. Dib has been obsessed with the paranormal and supernatural since an early age. An avid paranormalist, Dib is often criticised by his classmates for being "crazy" or mentally unstable due to his outlandish theories. He apparently is the only human to recognize or care that Zim is an alien, other than Gaz, who thinks he is too dumb to take over the earth. Dib has devoted himself to stopping Zim's plans of conquest. Almost every being he comes into contact with remarks that Dib has an abnormally large head, even though his head looks no more disproportionate than any one else's. Dib is voiced by Andy Berman. In Brianne he was a friend of Brianne (Ian) and Zim and was voiced by Ian James Corlett.

Dob
Dob is a talking Tomato a parody of Bob from Veggie Tales. He was a monster purchased by Lord Garvon from "Thugs 'R' Us". According to the "Thus 'R' Us" sales robot, the 2 are very powerful and capable of bringing a civilization to it's doom with religious propoganda. Dr. Zalvoor then dispatches Dob and Gary to attack Stan. Dob was voiced by Jon Stewart.

Drakon
Drakon is a sea monster based on the legendary monster Kraken. He looks like a gigantic, mutated fish with twelve tentacles for bottom fins, wide powerful front fins for arms with oversized lobster-like pincers, a long spiked tail, maroon scales, spikes all over his head and running down his back, a huge mouth with multiple rows of spiked, sharp teeth and large round yellow eyes with red and green irises and black pupils with red pinpoint pupils. He destroy ships, forms a massive whirlpools, and finally Ian who has taken control of his ship and rams the pointed bowspirt through the Drakon's abdomen, destroying him in a huge explosion. He was only seen as a gag in the episode Shanghied!. He was voiced by Rosearik Rikki Simons.

Dr. Carlin
Dr. Carlin is an old friend of Ians. He has a degree in Medical Treatment. He has diagnosed several treatments for Ian. He was voiced by George Carlin, after Carlins death he was voiced by Unknown Hinson.

Dr. Miui
Dr. Miui is an old Enemy of Ians. Ian invaded his homeplanet Xenor 9. The Doctor is the only one of his kind left. He is a surgeon when Ian invaded his planet Dr. Miui stole his Voot Cruiser leaving Ian stranded until he was saved by passing Invader Tenn. Miui has since then tried to kill Ian with stupid Ideas and such. His full name was said in his first appearance, Miuinisa. He was voiced by British Actor Timothy Bateson.

Dr. Nefarious
Dr. Nefarious appears in some Season 4 episodes and is mentioned in other episodes before and after. He is well known from the Ratchet and Clank Series. He teamed up with Zim in a Four parter episode in an attempt to destroy the escaped Alien test subject #989776 which due to Ians Death in these episodes found the chance to escape. He is involved with the Irken Empire as he replaced the usual Irken Guards with part robotic body and part Irken. He only came because Red and Purple said what a threat the Alien is.

Most of what is known about Doctor Nefarious' past comes from the less-than-reliable Qwark comics featured in Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal. Early in his career while still organic, he attempted to kill everyone in Blackwater City on Planet Rilgar with an Amoeboid army. According to the Vid-Comic, Qwark saved the city and followed Doctor Nefarious to his base on the molten planet Magmos. At his base, Qwark encountered Doctor Nefarious on a bridge. The two flashed back to their biology classes, where Qwark constantly bullied Nefarious. Qwark tried to give Nefarious a wedgie for "old time's sake", which ended up with Nefarious falling into the machinery. As Qwark left the base, Nefarious' robotic arm was seen pulling itself out of the wreckage (completely unnoticed by Qwark); the machinery fused with Nefarious. Qwark fought Nefarious again on Planet Kerwan, where he was again defeated and had his head thrown in a bin. Lawrence then knocked Qwark unconscious and took him to another one of Nefarious' bases, from which Qwark soon escaped.

It is also revealed that Nefarious commanded an army of Amoeboids which guard his base on Aquatos and once were sent to attack Blackwater City on Rilgar. They are seen there during Ratchet & Clank, while Qwark is acting as the announcer for the hoverboard races.

His voiced was done by Armin Shimerman.

Dr. Zalvoor
Dr. Zalvoor is a Vortian/Robot that Ian knew back during his days as a scientist on Vort before Zim ever came to the science research Lab on Vort. Zalvoor was ubfortunate to be destroyed and given robot parts due to an explosion caused by Ian. Zalvoor wants revenge on Ian for this and is determined to get his revenge. He is a villian in both Grizdar and Ians Not So Boring Life. He was voiced by Christopher Lloyd. In Brianne he was voiced by French Tickner.

Dr. Zan'Dozz Zeeltor
Dr. Zan'Dozz Zeeltor being from Grizdar and Men in Black the Series (Jhonen wasgiven the rights to use him). He was the Alien in “Anti-Irken that convinced Ian that Irkens arent so bad after all. Ian was extremely freaked out by him.

In 2001 (earth time), Dr. Zeeltor after working at galaxy burger as a chef for 5 years, decided to seek work on the planet earth, as he had heard about an organization on earth that helped aliens adjust to life there so as not to scare the humans. Zeeltor then decided to apply for a job at the organization (known as "Men in Black or more simply "MIB").The head honcho at MIB headquarters, known as Zed gave Zeeltor a job as head lab technicion and alien terror moniter. To this day, Dr. Zeeltor works at MIB headquarters.

Another one of Dr. Zeeltor's jobs involves monitering various alien activity hroughout the universe to make sure that no illegal or deadly activities are taking place. Lately though according to Zeeltor's boss Zed, the Irken armada has been circling earth as though they are going to wage a full scale attack. Dr. Zeelor's job has been to keep an eye on the irken armada until they leave the sector. Zeelor also had orders from Zed to try and make contact with the irken leaders, who reside in the armada's flagship The Massive. Dr. Zeeltor however, has been unable to make contact with the irkens. Dr. Zeeltor even attempted to spy on the irkens via "wire taping" to see what they are up to, but this lead only to failure and MIB is still unsure wether or not the irkens will attack earth. Recently though there were some new developments as Dr. Zeeltor was able to make contact with irken Invader Skoodge who was attempting to conquer the planet Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people. The excitement over the new development was short lived however because Invader Skoodge told Dr. Zeeltor that he knew nothing of the Irken Empire's current agenda.

Dr. Zeeltor isn't just known for his brilliance, but also for his surisingly funny "Late Night" comedy routines. Ionically, most MIB members will stop watching Conan O'Brien and instead watch Dr. Zeeltor's comedy routine about the day's tasks, illegal "aliens", intergalactic boarder patrol, ect. Dr. Zeeltor's most popular comedy routine however, is his satire of alien senator ET. Zeeltor's impression of the seemingly midgit-sized senator is quite funny and some MIB agents have been known to laugh their balls off at Zeeltor's impression, right down to the 'phone home" gag. Zeeltor's impression is also quite accurate, right down to making his chest glow like ET himself. However, Dr. Zeeltor's routine has stirred up some controversy with MIB agents who support ET and some of his "out of this world" ideas. This controversy though, has helped Zeeltor build on his satire of ET as most of ET's supporters seem to be scientologists. He was voiced by Steve Kehela. In Brianne he was voiced by Rob Paulson.

Early Cuyler
Early Cuyler appeared in the Crossover episode with Squidbillies in which he shot Ian. Grandson of Granny and father of Rusty, Early is a barely-literate, foul-mouthed, alcoholic, ex-convict. He's also quick to anger, and expresses it in violent ways via shotgun, knife, or whatever implement is lying around. Early was given the position of CEO—and scapegoat—at Dan Halen Industries, though he has since been relegated to various lower level positions including product tester. He runs a number of illegal home enterprises; including the production of "pine cone" liquor and cultivating and selling marijuana. Early is proud of his "hillbilly" lifestyle and enjoys hunting, fishing, muddin', watching mixed martial arts and NASCAR. He is voiced by Unknown Hinson (Stuart Daniel Baker).

Ed, Edd n Eddy
The Eds are morally Cameo Characters of The Titular Characters in The TV Show Ed, Edd n Eddy and usually pop up in most episodes such as Lunchroom Dilema and Irken Drunkeness. Eddy is the only one out of them all to speak however the other Eds never spoke. Ed is The First of The Eds to appear in Ian's Not So Boring Life as he appears looking at Ian as he starts yelling at Tak in The Tak has Landed. He later appears running out of Skool from Traffic Jammer in Traffic Jammed along with Steve and Meelina. Eddy appears first in Lunchroom Dilema looking at The Horrid Lunch Food after he sniffs it he gags. He later is seen Less He Forget where he speaks for The First time stating That Ian's a Fool. Eddy is later seen in Robots in Crime running and screaming as GIR and MiMi (now Humanized) take over the Skool. He is one of The Kids tossed around by The Richard Simmons Bot 1.0 in Water Fearing Ian. Edd is also seen in Skool Dance of Doom. Eddy was voiced by Tony Sampson.

Egal Fork
Egal Fork is an Irken who was trapped in the Giant Spider Alien's Liar. He helps Ian, Dr. Nefarious and Z.B. defeat The Neural Experiment. He was voiced by Nick Bakay.

Erma
An Morbidly Obese Girl that is a parody of Helga from The Oblongs. She became part of Ians "NORMAL" group in Season 6. She is not mocked by any of the Skool Children because they find Dib even weirder. She was voiced by Lea DeLaria.

Gangor Voltaire
Gangor Voltaire is an old friend of Dr. Zeeltor. He warned Dr. Zeeltor about the Irken Invasion. Both he and Zeeltor helped put a stop to it along with Stan. Zeeltor ended up getting a new job, Monitoring Irk for anything sucpicous. He was voiced by Rodney Dangerfield

Gary
Gary is a talking Cucumber and a parody of Larry from Veggie Tales. Lord Garvon purchased him and Dob from "Thugs 'R' Us". According to the "Thus 'R' Us" sales robot, the 2 are very powerful and capable of bringing a civilization to it's doom with religious propoganda. Dr. Zalvoor then dispatches Dob and Gary to attack Stan. He was voiced by Rob Paulsen.

Gaz
Gaz being from Jhonens Previous Series Invader Zim Gaz is Dib's younger, creepy, antisocial sister, who is often described as "Dib's scary sister." She has a penchant for video games and a fixation with pizza. She is hardly ever seen without her Gameslave videogame. She love Bloaty's Pizza Hog and drawing piggies. She knows and admits that Zim is an alien, but doesn't care because she is aware of his overwhelming ineptitude and incompetence when it comes to World Domination. Gaz is voiced by Melissa Fahn. In Brianne she was voiced by Tress MacNeille.

General Creamy
General Creamy was the General that was sent to Zim and Ians base in Backseat Speeders of Doom by the Almighty Tallests. He was Eaten by the Giant Blob Creature that Zim used for his next plan. He was voiced by Rick Gomez.

General Cyberclaw
General Cyberclaw (Voiced by Billy West) is one of Supreme Master Artilico's 3 generals sent to 3 different cities in the US to begin his conquest. Cyberclaw is sent to Sacramento. In Claws and Effect Stan and Dr. Zeeltor are sent to Sacramento by the Galactic President to take out General Cyberclaw, Supreme Master Artilico's last and most powerful General. When the duo arrives in Sacramento, they are attacked by a group of General Cyberclaw's robotic soldiers, as well the General's second-in-command Mr. Layzor, a caped robot with several laser-like weapons on his body. After the destruction of Mr. Layzor, General Cyberclaw begins searching for a new second in command- one who is also interested in outing Stan and Dr. Zeeltor. The General's search leads him to the prison planet of Vorlon where he finds Zangas Valtron, who is also interested in outing the duo. So the General breaks Zangas Valtron out of prison and makes the fugitive his new second-in-command. General Cyberclaw then send Zangas Valtron, as well as a troup of robotic soldiers to take out Stan. In The Upgrade To aid Zangas Valtron in destroying Stan and Dr. Zeeltor, General Cyberclaw upgrades his mechanical body with more powerful armor and weapons. When Stan faces Zangas Valtron, he is overwhelmed by the cyborg's powers. Stan then combines the power of both his and Dr. Zeeltor's battle suits and is able to defeat Zangas Valtron who is arrested by the galactic police a short time later. In Cyberclaws Wrath General Cyberclaw launches an all-out assult against Stan and Dr. Zeeltor by sending his mechanical soldiers to capture the duo. The two are then taken to the General's lair, but escape captivity. Stan then faces General Cyberclaw in battle. The General however, has other plans, and right before Stan could strike the final blow, General Cyberclaw teleports all three of them to the lair of his boss, Supreme Master Artilico. General Cyberclaw presents his 2 "prisoners" to Supreme Master Artilico, thinking this presentation will please him. Artilico however, is not pleased and becomes angry with General Cyberclaw for not killing Dr. Zeeltor and Stan when he had the chance. Their squabble gives Stan and Dr. Zeeltor enough time to find an escape from Artilico's lair. However, they are confronted by a robot that resembles a tiki statue named Tikiface. Supreme Master Artilico and General Cyberclaw discover that their prisoners have escaped. Artilico then sends his robotic soldiers after escapies Stan and Dr. Zeeltor who are soon captured and brought to Supreme Master Artilico who locks them in a small holding cell on board his personal cruiser. Artilico is then contacted by The Shadow who tells Artilico to finish off Stan and Dr. Zeeltor. Will Supreme Master Artilico succeed? Right before Supreme Master Artilico can make his move and finish off Stan and Dr. Zeeltor, General Cyberclaw interferes and insists that he be given the privilage of finishing the duo off. Artilico denies General Cyberclaw his request and destroys him. Stan uses this time to free both himself and Dr. Zeeltor from Artilico's ship before it takes off. Artilico then takes off in his cruiser, just as Stan and Dr. Zeeltor escape from it and vows revenge.

General Mek
Once a high ranking Invader who had conquered over 40 planets in the name of the Irken Empire between 1977 and 1981, as well as "lady's man", Invader Mek was promoted to the rank of General in 1983 after his strict military tactics(which he learned over the course of 40 years while training on Hobo 13) helped save the lives of 1,000 Irken soldiers during the Battle of Vlorsh, when enemy troops shot down the shuttle that was carrying the Irken soldiers. Mek, who was in the shuttle with the soldiers at the time, was quickly able to steer the shuttle into a nearby river, outside of the Vlorsheons capital city, thus saving the lives of every Irken soldier on the shuttle. Mek's promotion made him the first ever Irken general. Mek didn't know this at first, but the worst days of his life would soon come. Mek's worst days came during The Great Assigning of 1942. During this time, Invader ZIM was trying to get a candy bar from a vending machine, but was unable to do so. Mek, who just happened to be on his way to the same vending machine got there just in time to see Zim attacking the vending machine in a giant mech (giant robot piloted by someone). Mek was so surprised by what he saw that he didn't see that the mech was about to step on him (Zim didn't know this). It was to late, the giant mech had squashed General Mek (which is ironic, considering his name). Mek was taken to a hospital on the city planet, Coruscant, where he was hospitalized. Mek had suffered a broken arm, scarred face, and internal bleeding because of Zim. The next day, Mek was visited by a seemingly eccentric scientist with a large cone-shaped head and pale orangish skin who called himself "Nefarious". Nefarious said that he was an expert in cybernetic reconstruction and could easily help Mek get back on his feet. Mek agreed and so Nefarious took Mek back to his secret lab where Mek was outfitted with many cybernetic implants including a mechanical arm, advanced eyesight as well as a computerized data gathering and storage system in his brain(thus eliminating his need for a SIR Unit), and a partially mechanical mask that not only covered the scars he received on his face, but gave him improved vision in his damaged eye. Mek however, when he returned to Irk, was not all pleased. He became very bitter and vengeful. Mek's change in attitude helped him to become the most feared(as well as the only) Irken General(Before General Viron). General Mek still harbors a grudge against Zim, for screwing up his life and vows to one day find, capture, and destroy Zim. He is voiced by Phil LaMarr

General Viron
A former Irken scientist with a short temper and a ruthless disposition (not to be confused with VIRON), General Viron (AKA Dr. Viron as he was called before he became a general) worked his way through the ranks as he grew taller. He would have become Almighty Tallest after Nigzarvich resigned. This became impossible however when he was gravely injured in a lab explosion and due to his grave injuries, he was unable to fill the post of Almighty Tallest so the next tallest Irken after Viron, Invader Spork, became the Almighty Tallest. For a long time, Viron was confined to a medical facility and it wasn't until Invader Zim and Dr. Nefarious formed an alliance that Linked Dr. Nefarious with the Irken Empire that Viron was able to recover. Viron recovered through a long and painful surgery by Dr. Nefarious's med. droids that revived him as a cyborg with several of the abilities that Dr. Nefarious himself possessed. After his reconstruction into a cyborg, Viron was offered a job as a general of the Irken army by Almighty Tallest Red and Almighty Tallest Purple. He gladly accepted the job and became the Irken Empire's most powerful, ruthless, and diabolical General. He was voiced by Jim Belushi.

Gilbert "Gil" Sullivan
Gil is a Vampire. He states he has been around since the 1930s. At Skool he posed as a student until one point he revealed to all that he was a Vampire. He tried sucking all their blood he first sucked Ians blood which made him ill and flee. He was voiced by Charlie Adler.

GIR
GIR being from Jhonens Previous Series Invader Zim GIR is a dysfunctional version of the Irken SIR (Standard Information Retrieval) units given to Irken invaders. In order to avoid wasting a functional SIR unit on Zim, GIR was constructed from junk parts found in a trash can. He is completely insane. Zim blames him for most of the problems on the mission, regardless of whether or not it is his fault. GIR takes a lackadaisical approach to life, mostly concerned with his squeaky toys, food, the Scary Monkey Show, pigs, and television. He doesn't know what the 'G' in 'GIR' stands for. GIR is voiced by Rosearik Rikki Simons. In Brianne he was renderred Female and was voiced by Nika Futterman.

Gonza
Gonza is an Irken Rogue who has the power to make people forget things. He made everyone forget about Ian. Gonza was apparently an old Irken Invader named Richie though once he went insane he changed it to Gonza. He states he was blessed with the power by Harry the Drifter whom gave Ian powers in Ian Almighty. Ian ended the fight between the two with an agreement, Everyone gets their memory back of Ian if Gonza gets a Brain Probe which Ian conveniantly has. He was voiced by Steve Little.

Gretchen
Has purple hair and braces. From Tak, the Hideous New Girl it is seen that she fancies Dib, though this fact has not been emphasized in all the episodes thereafter. In the episode Lice, she was dragged everywhere by the louse queen enthusiast. Ironically she sounds similar to Shelly Marsh due to her Braces. She was voiced by Antoinette Spolar.