Humiliate the Boy

Humiliate the Boy is a Song at the end of the First Act on Digimon.

The Music is composed by Stephen Sondheim with Lyrics by Tim Rice.

Lyrics
Jafar: Sieze the good times. Too bad they never last.

Dr. Frankenstein: Especially for an Urchin with a questionable past.

Captain Hook: Ah yes, these were the good times, hope you've like them little friend.

Jafar, Dr. Frankenstein and Captain Hook: Cause here is where the good times most decidedly must spend.

Dr. Frankenstein: Oh it's a thrill, oh it's such fun. To see another fellow's dreams turn into nightmares one by one.

Captain Hook: It's such a Lark!

Jafar: It's such a joy!

Captain Hook and Jafar: To roll our sleaves up and Humiliate the Boy!!

Captain Hook: Oh it's a Kick!

Dr. Frankenstein: Oh it's a bash!

Jafar: When we remove the fancy Turban and the neatly trimmed moustache.

Dr. Frankenstein: And now let's repossess the clothes.

Igor: You think we ought to?

Dr. Frankenstein: Why be coy?

Captain Hook: Come on, let's do it!

Dr. Frankenstein, Jafar, Captain Hook, Igor, Noodler, Mr. Starkey and Mr. Smee: Let's Humiliate the Boy!

Captain Hook: Once he was proud.

Mr. Starkey: Once he was proud.

Jafar: Once he was fine.

Noodler: Once he was fine.

Igor and Mr. Smee: The very model of Arabian Design.

Dr. Frankenstein: But such is fate!

Mr. Smee: Too bad, tsk tsk.

Noodler: I guess he'll have to learn the hard way.

Dr. Frankenstein, Jafar, Captain Hook, Igor, Noodler, Mr. Starkey and Mr. Smee: Rubbing Lamps involves some risk.

Dr. Frankenstein, Jafar and Captain Hook: And it's so rich!

Igor, Noodler, Mr. Starkey and Mr. Smee: So rich!

Dr. Frankenstein, Jafar and Captain Hook: And it's so rare!

Igor, Noodler, Mr. Starkey and Mr. Smee: So rare!

Dr. Frankenstein: To take his shirt!

Jafar: His shoes!

Captain Hook: His jewelry!

Igor: And then we'll thin his hair!

Noodler: Oh, we'll emasculate him slowly.

Igor, Noodler, Mr. Starkey and Mr. Smee: All the better to enjoy!

Dr. Frankenstein, Jafar and Captain Hook: How delicious!

Dr. Frankenstein, Jafar, Captain Hook, Igor, Noodler, Mr. Starkey and Mr. Smee: To Humiliate the Boy!

Jafar: What were the Horses?

Igor: They were Roaches!

Captain Hook: And the Camels?

Mr. Smee: They were Gnats!

Dr. Frankenstein: And the Elephant?

Mr. Starkey: Gomamon!

Noodler: And the rest of them were Blats!

Jafar: They were Creatures?

Noodler: Yes, diseased ones!? Oh, how very, very sad!

Igor, Noodler, Mr. Starkey and Mr. Smee: Let's change him back!! That's an order!!

Dr. Frankenstein, Jafar and Captain Hook: Take everything he gave him, all the Magic Stuff away!

Jafar: Leave him Dirty, Poor and Penniless!!

Igor, Noodler, Mr. Starkey and Mr. Smee: Yes Sir!!

Dr. Frankenstein and Captain Hook: Do as we say!

Captain Hook: Now let it Rain!

Jafar: Now let it Storm!

Dr. Frankenstein: Now send some Flies into the picture!

Captain Hook and Jafar: But how many?

Dr. Frankenstein: Oh, a swarm!

Jafar: Now let 'er rip!

Captain Hook: Don't be repressed!

Dr. Frankenstein: Keep on destroying things.?

Dr. Frankenstein, Jafar and Captain Hook: We've always felt it's what they do the best!

Jafar: Let him have it!

Captain Hook: Atta Minions!!

Igor, Noodler, Mr. Starkey and Mr. Smee: It's our really good employ!

Noodler: It's our pleasure to ruin him!

Mr. Starkey: Wreck him!

Igor and Mr. Smee: Let's get him neutralized!

Dr. Frankenstein, Jafar, Captain Hook, Igor, Noodler, Mr. Starkey and Mr. Smee: Let's Humiliate the Boy!!