The Nutcracker nail polish/Up and Down (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * March in Uniform as Cookie Monster
 * Dreams Need Clara-fication as Herry Monster

Lyrics
SPOKEN:

March in Uniform: Ooooh.. *sob* oh I'm so sad..

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Hey! Hey fuzzy face! Why are you crying and looking up in the sky?

March in Uniform: *sob*

Dreams Need Clara-fication: You want a cookie?

March in Uniform: I lost my cookie.. I dropped my cookie.. *sob*

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Yeah, but you're looking up in the sky! You mean to tell me you dropped your cookie and you're looking up in the sky for it?

March in Uniform: That's right!

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Don't you know the difference between up and down?

March in Uniform: Oh sure!

Dreams Need Clara-fication: I don't think you do.

March in Uniform: No?

Dreams Need Clara-fication: But I know something that might help you. I know a song all about up and down.

March in Uniform: You do?

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Yes I do.

March in Uniform: So do I!

Dreams Need Clara-fication: You do?

March in Uniform: Uh-huh!

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Well then what are we waiting for?! Let's have some music!

March in Uniform: MUSIC!

SUNG:

Oh I look up and see a birdie flying high and free

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Well I look down and then a sidewalk is what I see

March in Uniform: I look up and see the sky

Dreams Need Clara-fication: I look down and see the ground

March in Uniform: I look at you and sing a song about up and down.

SPOKEN: Dreams Need Clara-fication: Yeah I look down and I see bugs and stuff like that.

March in Uniform: Yeah I look up and I see a tree

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Hey, I see some ants down there.

March in Uniform: Oh.. I see clouds!

Dreams Need Clara-fication: mumble

March in Uniform: And you know what else I see?

SUNG: Oh I look up and see an airplane flying yes I do

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Well I look down and see my foot and then I see my shoe

March in Uniform: I look up and see the sky

Dreams Need Clara-fication: I look down and see the ground

March in Uniform: I look at you and sing a song about up and down.

SPOKEN: You know I look up and I can't see my cookie.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Well, you're looking in the wrong direction.

March in Uniform: Do I look at you?

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Wha?

March in Uniform: Do you got my cookie?

Dreams Need Clara-fication: No, no no no..

March in Uniform: I love cookies!

Dreams Need Clara-fication: No, no, I don't have a cookie.

March in Uniform: Oh no? Well you know what?

SUNG: Oh I look up and see the ceiling and there's one thing more;

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Well I look down and see the rug and then I see the floor.

March in Uniform: I look up and see the sky

Dreams Need Clara-fication: I look down and see the ground

March in Uniform: I look at you and sing a song about up and down.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: Oh up and down and down

March in Uniform: Oh up and down [and down.]

SPOKEN: Dreams Need Clara-fication: Hey! You do know the difference between up and down!

March in Uniform: Oh.. sure I do!

Dreams Need Clara-fication: And you sing nice too!

March in Uniform: Aww, thank you.

Dreams Need Clara-fication: I've got just one question.

March in Uniform: What?

Dreams Need Clara-fication: If you dropped your cookie, why were you looking up in the sky to find it?

March in Uniform: Oh! Because I dropped my cookie and a birdie picked it up and flew away with it up in the sky! (sob)

(bird squeaking)

Oh! There he is! Birdie! Come back birdie! OH! Drop the cookie at least! Birdie.. don't go away with my cookie! Oh don't--give me a break, birdie! (fade out)