RS Mr. Conductor and Big Bird

RS Mr. Conductor and Big Bird is the sixteenth episode of the fourth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the ninety-fourth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Thomas and Stepney.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Edd (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) as Edward
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
 * Luigi (from Mario) as Douglas
 * Big Bird (from Big Bird) as Stepney
 * Sleepy (from Snow White) as Rusty
 * Oliver Frensky (from Arthur) as The Important Passenger
 * Spike (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Duck (does not speak)
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry (cameo)
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon (cameo)
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James (cameo)
 * Patty (from The Simpsons) as Annie (cameo)
 * Selma (from The Simpsons) as Clarabel (cameo)
 * Eustace (from Courage the Cowardly Dog) as Jeremiah Jobling (cameo)
 * Reverend Lovejoy (from The Simpsons) as The Vicar of Wellsworth (cameo)
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt (mentioned)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor was feeling very happy. His blue conductor outfit shone in the sun, he was right on time, and all around his route the countryside seemed prettier than ever before."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Peep, peep! Good morning, Bart."

Narrator: "He whistled."

RS Mr. Conductor: "My route is the pride of TV Land. Wouldn't you agree?"

Bart: "Uh, yes RS Mr. Conductor, of course, But uh,"

RS Mr. Conductor: "But what Bart? Out with it!"

Bart: "Well, there is another TV Character with a famous route too?"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Who? Where?"

Narrator: "Exclaimed RS Mr. Conductor anxiously."

Bart: "His name is Big Bird. He's faraway, but Mayor Adam West says he might visit us."

RS Mr. Conductor: "When?"

Bart: "Oh, someday."

Narrator: "And Bart hurried away.

Meanwhile Big Bird was walking steadily along his route. It runs through fields and forests, but isn't very long, which made him feel a little sad. Later he saw Sleep, the dwarf who had helped saved Big Bird from death."

Noteworthy: "Everyone's been so kind. But my route is so short and I do miss a good long rung."

Sleepy: "I think you should tell driver too."

Narrator: "Replied Sleepy."

Sleepy: "I'm sure he'll understand."

Narrator: "Big Bird soon discovered that indeed he did."

Big Bird's Driver: "Do you know, Big Bird? I feel just the same way."

Narrator: "That evening, Big Bird's driver had exciting news."

Big Bird's Driver: "Just what Bird Bird? Mayor West has invited us to visit the other TV Characters on his land. Manager agreed. But it'll be a really long run to get there."

Big Bird: "Oh, thank you."

Narrator: "Sighed Big Bird. They set off next morning.

By now, all the other TV Characters were talking about Big Bird."

Bart: "He runs a famous route. Did you know that?"

Narrator: "Said Bart. RS Mr. Conductor was feeling a little jealous."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Huh! It may be famous, but my route is the first on the path. Everyone knows that too."

Narrator: "And he huffed away to fetch his sisters-in-law."

Bart: "Look!"

Narrator: "Squeaked Bart."

Bart: "Why have they all come? There is no TV Character yet."

Narrator: "But Bart was wrong. The signal dropped, and from faraway a bird whistled."

Luigi: "Here he comes."

Narrator: "Yelled Luigi.

Big Bird walked proudly through the junction. All the TV Characters were pleased to see him."

Edd: "I hope you meet RS Mr. Conductor too."

Narrator: "Said Edd."

Edd: "You both have routes to be proud of."

Narrator: "Then Big Bird set off to help Spike arrange flowers in the yard, and they worked happily together all afternoon.

At last, RS Mr. Conductor arrived."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Sorry, can't talk. It's time for my last delivery. Mustn't be late."

Narrator: "He was hardly out of sight when the TV Characters heard shouting at the station. Moments later came the alarm."

Oliver Frensky: "Stop all TV Characters!"

Narrator: "The signalman answered the telephone."

Signalman: "A special is it? I see."

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor was impatient."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Why are we waiting? My passengers are being delayed."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "Sorry, RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "We're being shunted to allow another TV Character to pass."

Narrator: "Soon they heard an unfamiliar sound. There was Big Bird with his headlamp swinging and whistle blowing. He gathered speed and disappeared."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Well bust my whistle!"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor.

Next morning, RS Mr. Conductor was still fuming."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Shunted! And on my own route too! It's a disgrace!"

Big Bird: "I'm sorry."

Narrator: "Said Big Bird."

Noteworthy: "I was a special."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Why?"

Big Bird: "An important passenger named Oliver Frensky arrived just as you left. He ordered a special ride and Spike let me take it.

We had a splendid run, but,"

RS Mr. Conductor: "But,"

Narrator: "Finished RS Mr. Conductor kindly."

RS Mr. Conductor: "It can make a TV Character nervous not to know the route."

Big Bird: "Exactly!"

Narrator: "Said Big Bird."

Big Bird: "You're such an expert."

Narrator: "This made RS Mr. Conductor felt much better. He couldn't be cross anymore, and instead began telling Big Bird all about his route."