Between the Lions/I Love Trash (Telly Monster's version) (from The Three Grouchketeers)

Cast

 * Heath the Thesaurus as Telly Monster
 * Cliff Hanger as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Heath the Thesaurus: Oh, I love triangles. There's no other shape as triangular. They're so nice, I always collect them. Oh, I love...what?

Cliff Hanger: What? You called that music? I'd rather listen to a rusty suit of armor falling down a flight of stairs!