The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss/If You're Happy and You Know It (from Kids' Favorite Songs 2)

Cast

 * The Cat in the Hat as Big Bird
 * The Grinch as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
The Cat in the Hat: (spoken) Hey kids! Let's play a game, huh? Just follow along with me. (singing) If you happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you happy and you know it, clap your hands. (spoken) You got it! Ha, ha! Okay, let's keep going. (singing) If you're happy and you know it, shout hooray.

The Kids: Hooray!

The Cat in the Hat: If you're happy and you know it, shout hooray.

The Kids: Hooray!

The Cat in the Hat: If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it, shout hooray.

The Kids: Hooray!

The Cat in the Hat: If you're happy and you know it, turn around. If you're happy and you know it, turn around. If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're happy and you know it, turn around. If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes. If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes. If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes.

The Grinch: (spoken) Wait a minute, The Cat in the Hat! That is not how that song goes.

The Cat in the Hat: (spoken) What do you mean, Grinch?

The Grinch: (spoken) Just watch and listen! Come on, kids. (singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, just say yuck.

The Kids: Yuck!

The Grinch: If you're grouchy and you know it, just say yuck.

The Kids: Yuck!

The Grinch: If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're grouchy and you know it, just say yuck.

The Kids: Yuck!

The Grinch: (spoken) That's more like it! Heh, heh! (singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet! If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet! If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet! Heh heh!

The Cat in the Hat: (spoken) (laughing) Not it, Grinch! Let's get happy again, kids!

The Kids: Okay!

The Cat in the Hat: If you're happy and you know it, say I am.

The Kids: I am!

The Grinch: If you're grouchy and you know it, say you're not!

The Kids: I'm not!

The Cat in the Hat: If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're happy and you know it, Say I am.

The Kids: I am!

The Grinch: If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're grouchy and you know it, Just say yuck.

The Kids: Yuck!

The Cat in the Hat: If you're happy, you should show it.

The Grinch: If you're grouchy, let me know it!

The Cat in the Hat and The Grinch: If you're happy / grouchy, say I am! / Yuck!

The Kids: Huh?

The Cat in the Hat: Say I am!

The Kids: I am!

The Grinch: Say yuck!

The Kids: Yuck!

The Cat in the Hat: Say I am!

The Kids: I am!

The Grinch: Say yuck!

The Kids: Yuck!

The Cat in the Hat: Say I am!

The Grinch: Yuck!

The Cat in the Hat: Say I am!

The Grinch: Yuck!

The Cat in the Hat: (spoken) Yuck?

The Grinch: (spoken) I am! Heh, heh, heh, heh!