Sesame Street Crayons/Ernie Says: Up and Down (from Play with Me Sesame)

Cast

 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie
 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert

Transcript
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hello, anybody home? Oh, hi! Have you seen Zoe Zingy Orange? No? Hmmm. Now where could he be?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Up here, Big Bird Feather Yellow. (laughing) Hello down there.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange, what are you doing up there? Get down! You're gonna hurt yourself!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Whoa!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Is that better, Big Bird Feather Yellow? (laughing)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: No.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Hey, I thought today we'd play "Zoe Zingy Orange Says" all about up and down. Now do you know that up is the opposite of down?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: But, Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Now remember, just do what Zoe Zingy Orange says.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange.

Zoe Zingy Orange: First of all, Zoe Zingy Orange says stand up. Now that means if you're sitting down, please get up.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: How do I get down from here?

Zoe Zingy Orange: I'll be right with you, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Zoe Zingy Orange says put your thumbs up.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange, you know I'm afraid of heights.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Mmm hmmm. Now Zoe Zingy Orange says put your thumbs down.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I think the blood is rushing through my head.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay. Zoe Zingy Orange says put your hands up. Way up in the air. Up in the sky like this. (laughing) Now Zoe Zingy Orange says put your hands all the way down to the ground.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange. Wha? Way up there? I can't reach that.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay. Zoe Zingy Orange says look up. Gee, Big Bird Feather Yellow, what are you doing up there? (laughing)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Zoe Zingy Orange, this is not funny!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Zoe Zingy Orange says wave up to Big Bird Feather Yellow. Bye, bye, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Wha? Zoe Zingy Orange! Zoe Zingy Orange, where are you going? Don't leave me up here! Get me down!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Big Bird Feather Yellow!

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Aaaaahhhh!!!!

Zoe Zingy Orange: What's up? (laughing)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: How did you do that?