Buffer Bother Transcript

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 * Bill and Ben
 * Mavis
 * Sir Topham Hatt

Transcript

 * Alec Baldwin: Bill and Ben are quarry engines. They are twins. They play together, they shunt freight cars together. They even get up to naughtiness together.
 * (Bill and Ben
 * Alec Baldwin: Whenever you find Bill you will find Ben. Whether you find Ben you will find Bill. Sir Topham Hatt had come to inspect his quarry engines. He found that Mavis and Bill were in fine working order.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Unfortunately, Ben.
 * Alec Baldwin: Sir Topham Hatt said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Your buffers are damaged. You must report to the engine works immediately for a new set of buffers. Mavis you will have to work with Bill until Ben returns.
 * Mavis: Yes sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Mavis and Sir Topham Hatt drove away. Ben was happy.
 * Ben: I'm going to get new buffers!
 * Alec Baldwin: He gloated to Bill.
 * Bill: Well I should get new buffers too.
 * Alec Baldwin: Bill complained.
 * Bill: We're twins. We do everything together.
 * Ben: But you don't need new buffers.
 * Alec Baldwin: Ben teased.
 * Bill: You're getting new buffers because you're getting clumsy.
 * Alec Baldwin: Snorted Bill enviously.
 * Ben: No I'm not!
 * Bill: Yes you are!
 * Ben: No I'm not!
 * Bill: Yes you are!
 * Mavis: Will you two stop being crackpots?
 * Alec Baldwin: Mavis scolded.
 * Mavis: Now come on, Bill, we've got work to do.
 * Alec Baldwin: Ben couldn't wait to get new buffers. Later, Bill watched as Ben chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new buffers too. Bill returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Ben's new buffers.
 * (Bill and the flatbed run into some buffers)
 * Bill: Ooh!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Bill.
 * Bill: (sneezes)
 * Mavis: Be careful.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Mavis.
 * Mavis: And stop thinking about Ben's new buffers.
 * Alec Baldwin: Bill tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Ben and his brand new buffers. But it didn't work.
 * Bill: I want new buffers too!
 * Alec Baldwin: He cried.
 * Mavis: Just be happy you're in good working order.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Mavis.
 * Bill: It's not fair!
 * Alec Baldwin: Bill huffed and he wheeshed soot all over Mavis.
 * Mavis: Bill!
 * Alec Baldwin: Gasped Mavis.
 * Bill: Oops, sorry.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Bill. Bill tried his best to get with his work. But the troublesome trucks have spotted a chance for a tease.
 * Trucks: Poor poor Bill, he works, he suffers, while Ben his twin gets brand new buffers!
 * Bill: I might not have new buffers.
 * Alec Baldwin: He said.
 * Bill: But I still know how to biff troublesome trucks.
 * Mavis: No!
 * Alec Baldwin: Mavis cried.
 * (Bill pushes a troublesome truck and accidentally falls into a pit)
 * Alec Baldwin: But it was too late. Ben puffed into the quarry with his shiny new buffers just in time to hear...
 * Bill: Bust my buffers!
 * Alec Baldwin: Cried Bill.
 * Ben: I think you have.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Ben. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived and saw Bill's broken buffers, he was not happy.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You behaved badly Bill.
 * Alec Baldwin: Sir Topham Hatt said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
 * Bill: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Bill.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Before you get new buffers.
 * Alec Baldwin: Sir Topham Hatt continued.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable engine.
 * Bill: Yes Sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Answered Bill weakly. After Sir Topham Hatt left, Ben rolled up to Bill with his new buffers gleaming.
 * Bill: They are nice buffers.
 * Alec Baldwin: Bill said.
 * Ben: Thanks.
 * Alec Baldwin: Ben said.
 * Ben: I'm sorry I teased you.
 * Bill: That's all right.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Bill.
 * Bill: I was naughty too.
 * Ben: Of course you are.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Ben.
 * Ben: We're twins.