RS Mr. Conductor and the Goombas/Trouble for RS Mr. Conductor

RS Mr. Conductor and the Goombas, retitled Trouble for RS Mr. Conductor for American audience, is the sixth episode of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Thomas and the Trucks/Trouble for Thomas.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Edd (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) as Edward
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Goombas (from Mario) as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry (cameo)
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon (cameo)
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor wouldn't stop being a nuisance. Night after night, he kept the other TV Characters awake."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm tired of pushing flowers. I want to see the world."

Narrator: "The other TV Characters didn't take much notice, for RS Mr. Conductor was a little conductor with a long tongue.

But one night, Edd came to the house. He was a kind kid and felt sorry for RS Mr. Conductor."

Edd: "I've got some goombas to take home tomorrow. If you take them instead of me, I'll push flowers in the yard."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "That will be nice."

Narrator: "Next morning, Edd and RS Mr. Conductor asked their drivers, and when they said "Yes", RS Mr. Conductor ran off happily to find goombas.

Now, goombas are silly and noisy. They talk a lot and don't attend to what they are doing. And I'm sorry to say, they play tricks on a TV Character who is not used to them. Edd knew all about goombas. He warned RS Mr. Conductor to be careful, but RS Mr. Conductor was too excited to listen.

The shunter fastened the goombas, and when the signal dropped, RS Mr. Conductor was ready. The guard blew his whistle."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Peep! Peep!"

Narrator: "Answered RS Mr. Conductor, and started off. But the goombas weren't ready."

Goombas: "Oh, oh, oh!"

Narrator: "They screamed."

Goombas: "Wait, RS Mr. Conductor, wait."

Narrator: "But RS Mr. Conductor wouldn't wait."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Come on, come on."

Narrator: "He puffed."

Goombas: "All right, all right, don't fuss, all right, don't fuss."

Narrator: "Grumbled the goombas.

RS Mr. Conductor began going faster and faster."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Wheeeee!"

Narrator: "He whistled as he rushed through Homer's tunnel."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Hurry, hurry!"

Narrator: "Called RS Mr. Conductor. He was feeling very proud of himself. But the goombas grew crosser and crosser. At last RS Mr. Conductor slowed down as he came to Garfield's hill."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "Steady now, steady."

Narrator: "Warned the driver, as they reached the top. He began to put on the brakes."

RS Mr. Conductor: "We're stopping, we're stopping."

Narrator: "Called RS Mr. Conductor."

Goombas: "No, no, no!"

Narrator: "Answered the goombas, bumping into each other."

Goombas: "Go on, go on!"

Narrator: "Before the driver could stop them, they had pushed RS Mr. Conductor down the hill and were rattling and laughing behind him.

Poor RS Mr. Conductor tried hard to stop them from making him go too fast."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Stop pushing, stop pushing!"

Narrator: "He hissed. But the goombas took no notice."

Goombas: "Go on, go on!"

Narrator: "They giggled in their silly way."

RS Mr. Conductor: "There's the station. Oh dear, what shall I do?"

Narrator: "He cried. They rattled straight through and swerved into the goods yard. RS Mr. Conductor shut his eyes."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I must stop!"

Narrator: "When he opened his eyes, he saw he had stopped just in front of the buffers. There watching him was Mayor Adam West."

Mayor Adam West: "What are you doing here, RS Mr. Conductor?"

Narrator: "He asked."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I've brought Edd's goombas."

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor answered."

Mayor Adam West: "Why did you come so fast?"

RS Mr. Conductor: "I didn't mean to. I was pushed."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

Mayor Adam West: "You've got a lot to learn about goombas, little RS Mr. Conductor. After pushing them about here for a few weeks, you'll know almost as much about them as Edd. Then you'll be a Really Useful Conductor."