Muppets Most Wanted nail polish/Sammy the Snake (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Kermit Me to Speak as Sammy the Snake

Lyrics
Kermit Me to Speak: (spoken) Sssss! Say hey! I'm Kermit Me to Speak, and I'm here to tell you people something about the letter "S".

(sung) Oh, I'm Kermit Me to Speak And I look like the letter "S"ssss. Oh, yes.

I'm all wiggly and curvy, And I look like the letter "S"ssss. I confess.

But do you know the sound Of Kermit Me to Speak? Well, the sound of the letter "S" Is the sound I make.

(spoken) I say "Sssssss!" Let me tell you about it. Out of sight.

(sung) I say "Sssss!" in the morning, "Sssss!" in the afternoon.

(spoken) Yes, I do to all my snake friends.

(sung) I say "See you later, Slinky." She's my sister. I say "See you soon."

(spoken) Yeah, she's super slick.

(sung) Yeah, I'm Kermit Me to Speak, And I have to confess That I look and I sound just like the letter "S".

(spoken) Now come on, all you children, and make that "S" sound with me. Here we go. Ssssssssssss! Yeah, that's fine. That's the sound you hear in the beginning of a word like "sing" or "storytime." Let's do it again. Ssssssssssss! Yeah, you hear that sound in the beginning of a word like "seesaw," "silly," "super," "star," or "seven."

(sung) Yeah, I'm Kermit Me to Speak, And I have to confess That I look and I sound just like the letter "S".

(spoken) Ssssssssssss! So long.