Muppet lip balm/A Very Unhappy Birthday (To You) (from Happy Birthday from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Kermit's Green Keen Apple as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Kermit's Green Keen Apple: A very unhappy birthday to you May none of your wishes ever come true Be your skies be always gray, may you have a rotten day A very unhappy birthday to you

Now, a grouch’s party really can’t be beat There are lots of nasty people, lots of yucchy food to eat And we have a rotten time, the whole long afternoon And everybody stands and sings this lovely birthday tune:

A very unhappy birthday to you May none of your wishes ever come true May you eat up so much cake, that you get a tummy ache A very unhappy birthday to you

We eat mudcake topped with pickle juice and beans And a special ice cream sundae made with spinach and sardines And we really gulp it down ‘till our tummies feel all wrong And everybody stands and sings this lovely birthday song:

A very unhappy birthday to you May none of your wishes ever come true May the presents that you get make you angry and upset A very unhappy birthday to you

Now, the best things are the presents that we get Like a pair of smelly socks all full of holes and soaking wet Or a bike that has no wheels, or a phone that never rings And after all the presents everybody stands and sings:

A very unhappy birthday to you May none of your wishes ever come true Be your skies be always gray, may you have a rotten day A very unhappy birthday to you