Fraggle Rock Crayons/Just Three Colors (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Red Fraggle Yellow as Big Bird
 * Trash Heap Green as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
(spoken)

Trash Heap Green: Hey, look at the cardboard cover this record comes in!

Red Fraggle Yellow: What about it, Trash Heap Green?

Trash Heap Green: Well, it's got these funny-looking plastic things that spin around.

(sung)

Red Fraggle Yellow: Just three colors Red and yellow and blue Enough to make a rainbow for me and for you. Just three colors Mix them up and see All of the pretty colors we can be. (gasp) Red and yellow make orange. Yellow and blue make green. Blue and red make purple fit for a royal queen. Just three colors how they mix and grow Making every pretty color that we know.

(spoken)

Red Fraggle Yellow: Hey, Trash Heap Green, isn't it great? Yellow and blue together make green and red and blue make purple! Isn't it pretty?

Trash Heap Green: Well, I think it's ugly. But then, I Iove ugly!

Red Fraggle Yellow: And it works with crayons and paints, too!

(sung)

Just three colors Red and yellow and blue See them mix and see the pretty rainbows shine through Three different colors How they shine this way! Each adds something to the other in a very beautiful way!

Trash Heap Green (sincerely): That was beautiful.

(Pause as Trash Heap Green realizes what he just said!)

But then, I hate beautiful!