Muppet lip balm/Me (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Kermit's Green Keen Apple as Green Anything Muppet girl
 * Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape as Lavender Anything Muppet boy

Lyrics
Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Do you like to imagine you're somebody else like a doctor or a pilot or a cowboy?

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Yeah, and wouldn't it be fun to be a ship captain or a scientist or an acrobat?

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: (spoken) But you know. Whenever I get to thinking it'll be nicer to be somebody else, I remind myself how nice it is just to be me. (singing) Me! Everything I am is me! The best thing I can be is Me in my mirror Me in my bed! Me in the pictures I make in my head Oh me! What a thing to be is me Utterly delicous! And since there's no choice I am sure I and me agree! There's nobody nicer, smarter, better, sweeter ... Can't you see ... than me!!

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Ah, you know, sometimes I remind myself how nice it is to be me, but I remind myself in Spanish. Want to hear?

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Sure!

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: ¡Yo! ¡Todo lo que soy soy yo! Lo mejor que puedo ser es Yo en mi espejo Yo en mi cama! Yo en las fotos que hago en mi cabeza ¡Oh yo! Que cosa ser soy yo Totalmente delicioso! Y como no hay elección, estoy seguro de que yo y yo estamos de acuerdo. No hay nadie más agradable, más inteligente, mejor, más dulce ... ¿No puedes ver ... que yo?

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: It's nice being us, isn't it?

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Yeah, it sure is.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Mmm hmm.