Muppets/The People in Your Neighborhood (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Link Hogthrob as Bob
 * Deliveryman as Fat Blue Anything Muppet Postman
 * Singing Fireman as Pumpkin Anything Muppet Fireman

Lyrics
Link Hogthrob: Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? Say, who are the people in your neighborhood? The people that you meet each day

(The Deliveryman walks onstage)

Link Hogthrob: Oh, hi there, little fella.

Deliveryman: Hello.

Link Hogthrob: Hey, listen, know who you could be if I gave you this little hat and this bag to go over your shoulder?

Deliveryman: I could be a laundry man.

Link Hogthrob: No, not a laundry man.

Deliveryman: How about Santa Claus?

Link Hogthrob: No no no, not Santa Claus.

Deliveryman: What's wrong with Santa Claus?

Link Hogthrob: There's nothing wrong with Santa Claus, but...

Deliveryman: Don't you like Christmas?

Link Hogthrob: Oh, I love Christmas. But you could be the postman.

Deliveryman: A postman, hmmmm ... Oh, the postman always brings the mail Through rain or snow or sleet or hail I'll work and work the whole day through To get your letters safe to you

Link Hogthrob and Deliveryman : 'Cause a postman is a person in your neighborhood In your neighborhood He's in your neighborhood A postman is a person in your neighborhood A person that you meet each day

Deliveryman: I'll see you around.

Link Hogthrob: Okay.

( Deliveryman leaves, bumped into a singing fireman as he enters)

Singing Fireman: Hey, watch it. Where ya goin'? To a fire?

Link Hogthrob: Hey, speaking of a fire.

Singing Fireman: Fire! What fire? Help! Help!

Link Hogthrob: No, there's no fire at all. But do you know who you could be if I gave you this little shiny red hat?

Singing Fireman: Yeah, Santa Claus.

Link Hogthrob: No, not Santa Claus.

Singing Fireman: Little Red Riding Hood?

Link Hogthrob: No, no, no, not Red Riding Hood, you could be a fireman.

Singing Fireman: A fireman? Holy smoke! Oh, a fireman is brave it's said His engine is a shiny red If there's a fire anywhere about Well, I'll be sure to put it out

Link Hogthrob and Singing Fireman : 'Cause a fireman is a person in your neighborhood In your neighborhood He's in your neighborhood

Deliveryman: And a postman is a person in your neighborhood

All: Well, they're the people that you meet When you're walking down the street They're the people that you meet each day