Mickey and Robin Hood and Other Stories

Mickey and Skippy and Other Stories is a Disney/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Freinds UK/AUS video, Thomas and Stepney and Other Stories. It features nine fourth season episodes of Mickey Mouse the Disney Character and Friends narrated by Michael Angelis.

Cast

 * Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Thomas
 * Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward
 * Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry
 * Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon
 * Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
 * Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Percy
 * Friar Tuck (from Robin Hood) as Toby
 * Robin Hood (from Robin Hood) as Duck
 * Raccoon Twin #2 (from Peter Pan) as Douglas
 * Peter Pan (from Peter Pan) as Oliver
 * Skippy (from Robin Hood) as Stepney
 * Bashful (from Snow White) as Skarloey
 * Sneezy (from Snow White) as Rheneas
 * Grumpy (from Snow White) as Sir Handel/Falcon
 * Happy (from Snow White) as Peter Sam/Stuart
 * Sleepy (from Snow White) as Rusty
 * Dopey (from Snow White) as Duncan
 * Doc (from Snow White) as Duke
 * Pluto (from Mickey Mouse) as Toad
 * Prince John (from Robin Hood) as Scruffey
 * Pirates (from Peter Pan), Monkeys (from The Jungle Book) and Rhino Guards (from Robin Hood) as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Shere Khan (from The Jungle Book) as George
 * Governor Ratcliffe (from Pocahontas) as Bulstrode
 * Professor Porter (from Tarzan) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Black Bart (from The Sword in the Stone) as The Crovan's Gate Policeman
 * Jenny (from Oliver and Company) as Nancy
 * The Milkman (from The Aristocats) as The Painter
 * Mrs. Potts (from Beauty and the Beast) as The Refreshment Lady (Does Not Speak)
 * Queen Mousterious (from The Great Mouse Detective) as Queen Elizabeth II (Does Not Speak)
 * Raccoon Twin #1 (from Peter Pan) as Donald (Cameo)
 * Captain Hook (from Peter Pan) as Diesel (Cameo)
 * Cruella DeVil (from 101 Dalmatians) as Daisy (Cameo)
 * John Smith (from Pocahontas) as BoCo (Cameo)
 * Snow White (from Snow White) as Mavis (Cameo)
 * Edgar (from The Aristocats) as D261 (Cameo)
 * Abigail (from The Aristocats) as Annie (Cameo)
 * Amelia (from The Aristocats) as Clarabel (Cameo)
 * Jasmine (from Aladdin) as Henrietta (Cameo)
 * Tod (from The Fox and the Hound) as Bertie (Cameo)
 * Copper (from The Fox and the Hound) as Trevor (Cameo)
 * Sir Kay (from The Sword in the Stone) as Jeremiah Jobling (Cameo)
 * Toulouse (from The Aristocats) as Stephen Hatt (Cameo)
 * Widow Tweed (from The Fox and the Hound) as Mrs. Kyndley (Cameo)
 * Alan-a-Dale (from Robin Hood) as Jem Cole (Cameo)
 * Grimsby (from The Little Mermaid) as The Vicar of Wellsworth (Cameo)
 * Captain B. McCrea (from WALL-E) as Farmer Trotter (Cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) You Can't Win
 * 2) Tiger
 * 3) Passengers and Polish
 * 4) Sleepy to the Rescue
 * 5) Mickey and Skippy
 * 6) Paint Pots and Queens
 * 7) Pluto Stands By
 * 8) Fish
 * 9) Special Attraction

You Can't Win
Narrator: "Doc is the hero of all the Disney Characters. This is a story about him.

It happened long ago when Happy and Grumpy used to work with Doc on his old land. Many people came year after year to see the mountains and the lakes and most of all, Doc.

He always took his flowers, even on days when he didn't feel well."

Doc: "I mustn't disappoint my friends."

Narrator: "He would say.

Every morning he took his passengers up the road and stopped anywhere they wanted."

Doc: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "He whistled."

Doc: "Please be ready when I come back to you. Otherwise we might miss your boat to the mainland and that would never do."

Narrator: "One day, Doc didn't feel well. He was short of strength and glad of a rest. His driver and fireman had just finished clearing his body when Happy bustled up."

Happy: "Hello, Grandwarf."

Narrator: "He teased."

Happy: "Are you short of strength."

Doc: "Nothing of the sort. This is routine maintenance."

Happy: "Tell you what."

Narrator: "Went on Happy."

Happy: "You're getting old. We must take care of you in case you get hurt."

Doc: "Hmmph!"

Narrator: "Hooshed Doc."

Doc: "That'll be the day!"

Narrator: "Doc couldn't stay cross for long. It was a lovely evening."

Doc: "Couldn't be better. Couldn't be better."

Narrator: "He guntered happily.

They began to climb, but Doc didn't mind."

Doc: "I've plenty of strength."

Narrator: "He puffed."

Doc: "We'll be up in a couple of puffs."

Narrator: "But soon, Doc's puffs changed to wheezes. His body was leaking strength."

Doc: "It's not so easy. It's not so easy."

Narrator: "He croaked."

Doc: "But I'll manage."

Narrator: "At last, they reached the station.

Doc's driver examined him carefully. Anxious passengers waited for news."

Guard: "Doc is going to take you to the harbor, but he might be late."

Narrator: "Said the guard."

Guard: "So two dwarfs are coming to help. You'll still catch your boat."

Narrator: "Grumpy went up in front."

Grumpy: "Poor old Grandwarf. What a shame you've got hurt."

Happy: "Peep, peep, peep!"

Narrator: "Teased Happy."

Happy: "This is the day."

Narrator: "He was coupled up behind."

Grumpy: "Are you ready?"

Narrator: "Whistled Grumpy."

Happy: "Yes, I am."

Narrator: "Replied Happy, and away they went.

When they reached the next station, the cavalcade split up.

Grumpy took Doc's passengers to the boat.

Happy headed Grumpy's line, with Doc coupled behind."

Happy: "Fancy me rescuing Grandwarf! This is the day! This is the day!"

Narrator: "He boasted."

Happy: "Poor old dwarf! Poor old dwarf!"

Narrator: "But Doc still had plenty of strength left in him. His body sounded worse than it was. He and his driver had their own little joke ready.

They waited until they reached the hill."

Doc's Driver: "Now!"

Narrator: "Said his driver. Doc puffed and roared as though he was pushing the whole line's weight before him. The noise echoed everywhere.

When they reached the last station, everyone cheered."

Boy: "What happened?"

Narrator: "Asked a boy."

Boy: "They don't usually need two characters."

Father: "Well,"

Narrator: "Replied his father."

Father: "Happy hurt himself. Doc had to help him. It sounds as if he had a hard job too."

Narrator: "Doc and his driver's joke had worked."

Happy: "Fiddlesticks!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Happy, and he vanished in a cloud of steam. Doc wheezed alongside."

Doc: "Poor old dwarf!"

Narrator: "He teased."

Doc: "It's no good, Happy. You can't win!"

Tiger
Narrator: "Grumpy is very proud of his big feet. They hold him well to the ground, but they are unusual.

One day, the other dwarfs wouldn't stop teasing him."

Bashful, Sneezy, Happy, Dopey and Doc: "Look at his tiger feet!"

Narrator: "They joked."

Grumpy: "Be quiet!"

Narrator: "Snorted Grumpy."

Grumpy: "You're jealous!"

Happy: "Don't worry."

Narrator: "Soothed Happy."

Happy: "The dwarfs all teased me about my special hat, until they learned how useful it is."

Grumpy: "Did you hear that?"

Narrator: "Huffed Grumpy."

Grumpy: "My feet are special, like Happy's hat! I can go faster than any of you."

Narrator: "Bashful had a plan to make Grumpy see sense."

Bashful: "With your grand feet, Grumpy,"

Narrator: "Said Bashful,"

Bashful: "You're just the dwarf to tackle Shere Khan."

Grumpy: "Who's Shere Khan?"

Bashful: "That tiger over there."

Narrator: "Replied Bashful."

Bashful: "Listen."

Narrator: "The tiger was making rude remarks about the dwarfs."

Shere Khan: "Roads are no good, turn them into tiger paths, pull em' up, turn them into tiger paths! Roads are no good, turn them into tiger paths, pull em' up, turn them into tiger paths!"

Grumpy: "Don't worry."

Narrator: "Said Grumpy."

Grumpy: "Leave him to me. I'll send him packing.

Shere Khan will soon get a run for his money."

Narrator: "Later that morning, Shere Khan was at the crossing."

Shere Khan: "Huh."

Narrator: "He said."

Shere Khan: "You're Grumpy, I suppose."

Narrator: "Grumpy was standing no nonsense."

Grumpy: "And you, I suppose, are Shere Khan? Yes, I've heard of you."

Shere Khan: "And I've heard of you. You swank around with your tiger feet, pretending you're as good as me."

Grumpy: "Actually,"

Narrator: "Retorted Grumpy."

Grumpy: "I'm better. Good-bye."

Narrator: "Shere Khan chuffered on, fuming.

Later that day, Grumpy brought a special load down after the last dwarf had gone.

When he had reached the road, he saw Shere Khan trundling home. Grumpy tried to attract his attention."

Grumpy: "Peep peep peep!"

Narrator: "Shere Khan took no notice. There was barely room to pass.

Grumpy was cross."

Grumpy: "Get out of my way, you great clumsy path hog!"

Shere Khan: "Ha! I don't move for imitation tigers."

Narrator: "Huffed Shere Khan. They rumbled along as the insults continued.

Then there was trouble."

(CRASH!)

Grumpy: "Aaah!"

Narrator: "Cried Grumpy."

Grumpy: "That was your fault."

Shere Khan: "No it wasn't. It was yours."

Narrator: "Everyone was arguing over who was to blame."

Black Bart: "Hello, hello, hello."

Narrator: "Said Black Bart, ominously."

Black Bart: "And what's going on here?"

Narrator: "This made everyone stop arguing. They set to work clearing up the mess instead.

Next day, they put up a fence between the roads.

Then, they went away, taking Shere Khan with them.

Grumpy thought he had made Shere Khan go away.

He talked of nothing but tigers."

Bashful: "Oh, dear."

Narrator: "Whispered Bashful."

Bashful: "He's worse than ever. I'm sorry my plan was no good."

Sleepy: "Never mind."

Narrator: "Said Sleepy."

Sleepy: "We'll think of something else."

Narrator: "But they had no need to do that.

Some boys arrived instead. They pointed to Grumpy and cried,"

Boys: "Look, here's Grumpy. He tried to race a tiger, but the tiger nearly beat him!"

Narrator: "Grumpy never mentions tigers now."

Passengers and Polish
Narrator: "Jenny is a guard's daughter.

One day, she was working on Bashful with some polish and a rag. Bashful was snoozing happily, but Jenny wanted to talk."

Jenny: "Wake up, lazybones! Your shoes are filthy. Aren't you ashamed?"

Bashful: "No."

Narrator: "Yawned Bashful."

Bashful: "You're just an old fusspot."

Narrator: "And then Bashful closed his eyes. He was thinking of his friend, Sneezy, and the all the good times they shared together before Sneezy went away to be mended.

Jenny interrupted again."

Jenny: "Don't you want to look nice for when Sneezy comes home?"

Narrator: "Bashful wasn't sleepy anymore."

Bashful: "What? When?!"

Jenny: "Soon. Daddy told me. I'm going now."

Narrator: "She said."

Bashful: "Jenny, stop. Do I really look nice? Please polish me again."

Jenny: "Now who's an old fusspot?"

Narrator: "Laughed Jenny, and set to work once more.

Dopey was jealous."

Dopey: "Aren't you gonna polish me too?"

Jenny: "Sorry. Not today. I'm going now. I'm helping Mrs. Potts this afternoon. We must get the ices ready for the passengers. Never mind, Dopey."

Narrator: "She said. But Dopey did mind."

Dopey: "It isn't fair!"

Narrator: "He complained."

Dopey: "Happy gets a special hat, Grumpy gets special feet, passengers get ices, but I'm not even polished!"

Narrator: "Of course, this wasn't true. But Dopey enjoyed complaining. He became sulkier still.

That afternoon, there was bad news from up the path."

Dopey's Driver: "One of Bashful's mermaids has come off the road."

Narrator: "Called Dopey's driver."

Dopey's Driver: "We'll have to take the workmen there right away."

Dopey: "All this extra work!"

Narrator: "Grumbled Dopey."

Dopey: "It wears a dwarf out!"

Dopey's Driver: "Rubbish! Come on!"

Narrator: "The hurt mermaid was in the middle of Bashful's line. So he had gone on to the top station with his front mermaids.

Dopey left the workmen to sort out the mess, then he brought the passengers with the rear mermaids home.

He sulked all the way."

Dopey: "I get no rest, I get no rest!"

Narrator: "He muttered.

Dopey made the journey very difficult. He was short of strength, so his driver waited a while and hope of raising more. But Dopey wouldn't try."

Dopey's Driver: "We'll keep our passengers waiting."

Narrator: "Said his driver. Dopey was cross."

Dopey: "You always think about the passengers and never about me!"

Narrator: "It wasn't long before Dopey finally build up enough strength and set off again.

But he was still very grumpy and cross."

Dopey: "I'm overworked, and I won't stand it!"

Narrator: "At last, they reached the viaduct near the station."

Dopey's Driver: "Come on, Dopey!"

Narrator: "Called his driver."

Dopey's Driver: "One more effort, and you'll have a rest and a drink at the station."

Narrator: "Then, Dopey was very rude."

Dopey: "Keep your own station! I'm staying here!"

Narrator: "And he did too.

Bashful had to pull Dopey and his mermaids all the way to the platform.

The passengers were furious. They told everyone what a bad land it was.

That night, Professor Porter spoke to Dopey."

Professor Porter: "No passengers means no polish!"

Dopey: "And no polish means no passengers."

Narrator: "Dopey muttered to himself.

He still has a lot to learn, doesn't he?"

Sleepy to the Rescue
Narrator: "In Springtime, Sleepy loves to visit a faraway place. It's filled with bluebells. The air smells sweet and Sleepy thinks there's no better place to be.

One day, Mickey was passing by just as Sleepy was having a drink."

Mickey: "Peep, peep! Good morning."

Narrator: "Whistled Mickey."

Mickey: "Your driver looks a little worried. I wonder why."

Sleepy: "I don't know."

Narrator: "Said Sleepy."

Sleepy: "But I soon will.

Excuse me,"

Narrator: "Said Sleepy."

Sleepy: "But is there something wrong?"

Sleepy's Driver: "Yes indeed."

Narrator: "Replied the driver."

Sleepy's Driver: "They need another Disney Character to help run this special path."

Sleepy: "A bunny."

Narrator: "Laughed Sleepy."

Sleepy: "Maybe I can find one."

Narrator: "Later, Sleepy saw Raccoon Twin #2 and Piglet. Sleepy had an idea."

Sleepy: "Can you help me find another Disney Character?"

Raccoon Twin #2: "Where?"

Sleepy: "Where you found Peter Pan."

Raccoon Twin #2: "You mean on the other land?"

Sleepy: "Yes. I'm looking for a bunny."

Narrator: "Said Sleepy, and explained everything."

Raccoon Twin #2: "I'd like to help, but these days it's only villains that go there."

Narrator: "Then Sleepy decided."

Sleepy: "So that's where I'll go."

Raccoon Twin #2: "Take care."

Narrator: "Warned Raccoon Twin #2.

Sleepy told the driver all about the plan. And that night, he came back to the house."

Sleepy's Driver: "The manager says he'll make a home for a bunny if you find one."

Sleepy: "Right."

Narrator: "Said Sleepy."

Sleepy: "We'll find one tomorrow."

Narrator: "It took them all of the next day to travel to the other land.

Darkness fell and the cold wind blew."

Sleepy: "Oh, what's that?"

Narrator: "Murmured Sleepy. But it was only the sounds of the lonely scrapyard. Villains silent and still lined up on guard."

Villains: "Who are you?"

Narrator: "Sleepy plucked up courage."

Sleepy: "I'm a sheds and sidings inspection dwarf. Have you any Disney Characters in the sheds?"

Villains: "No. None."

Narrator: "Sleepy rallied again."

Sleepy: "Then what about the sidings?"

Villains: "One. We have one."

Narrator: "Sleepy grew braver still."

Sleepy: "Then I'll just go and inspect."

Narrator: "A bunny with a blue outfit stood sad and alone in the shadowy sidings. His driver was next to him keeping him company."

Sleepy: "Excuse me?"

Narrator: "Said Sleepy."

Sleepy: "Do you like bluebells?"

Narrator: "The bunny looked startled."

Skippy: "Yes. Bluebells are beautiful."

Sleepy: "Then you're soon going to see lots of them because I'm getting you out of here."

Narrator: "Everyone worked fast. It was difficult to get his body warmed up, but soon it was warm and Skippy had plenty of energy. Sleepy's engineer agreed to be Skippy's fireman.

So fall they set, past the bleak and booming lines of villains."

Villains: "Where is he going?"

Narrator: "They hissed."

Sleepy: "Just down the path."

Narrator: "Replied Sleepy. And they chuffered quickly away."

Sleepy: "We've done it! We're over the border and back on our own land. Mission accomplished."

Narrator: "When Sleepy and the bunny arrived back in the valley, a big welcome awaited them."

Manager: "We shall mend you and give you new clothes."

Narrator: "Said the manager. His driver was delighted."

Skippy's Driver: "You lucky old bunny. You've been saved by the Bluebell Land."

Skippy: "And my friend, Sleepy. I wouldn't be here if it weren't for Sleepy."

Narrator: "Now the bunny is as happy as can be and helps the passengers who visit at bluebell time. His name is Skippy, but everyone calls him the Bluebell Bunny."

Mickey and Skippy
Narrator: "Mickey Mouse was feeling very happy. His black spots shone in the sun, he was right on time, and all around his route the countryside seemed prettier than ever before."

Mickey: "Peep, peep! Good morning, Piglet."

Narrator: "He whistled."

Mickey: "My route is the pride of Disneyland. Wouldn't you agree?"

Piglet: "Uh, yes Mickey, of course, But uh,"

Mickey: "But what Piglet? Out with it!"

Piglet: "Well, there is another Disney Character with a famous route too?"

Mickey: "Who? Where?"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Mickey anxiously."

Piglet: "His name is Skippy. He's faraway, but Professor Porter says he might visit us."

Mickey: "When?"

Piglet: "Oh, someday."

Narrator: "And Piglet hurried away.

Meanwhile Skippy was walking steadily along his route. It runs through fields and forests, but isn't very long, which made him feel a little sad. Later he saw Sleepy, the dwarf who had helped saved Skippy from death."

Skippy: "Everyone's been so kind. But my route is so short and I do miss a good long run."

Sleepy: "I think you should tell driver too."

Narrator: "Replied Sleepy."

Sleepy: "I'm sure he'll understand."

Narrator: "Skippy soon discovered that indeed he did."

Skippy's Driver: "Do you know, Skippy? I feel just the same way."

Narrator: "That evening, Skippy's driver had exciting news."

Skippy's Driver: "Guess what Skippy? Professor Porter has invited us to visit the other Disney Characters on his land. Manager agreed. But it'll be a really long run to get there."

Skippy: "Oh, thank you."

Narrator: "Sighed Skippy. They set off next morning.

By now, all the other Disney Characters were talking about Skippy."

Piglet: "He runs a famous route. Did you know that?"

Narrator: "Said Piglet. Mickey was feeling a little jealous."

Mickey: "Huh! It may be famous, but my route is the first on the path. Everyone knows that too."

Narrator: "And he huffed away to fetch his ducks."

Piglet: "Look!"

Narrator: "Squeaked Piglet."

Piglet: "Why have they all come? There is no Disney Character yet."

Narrator: "But Piglet was wrong. The signal dropped, and from faraway a bunny whistled."

Raccoon Twin #2: "Here he comes."

Narrator: "Yelled Raccoon Twin #2.

Skippy walked proudly through the junction. All the Disney Characters were pleased to see him."

Hercules: "I hope you meet Mickey too."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Hercules: "You both have routes to be proud of."

Narrator: "Then Skippy set off to help Robin Hood arrange flowers in the yard, and they worked happily together all afternoon.

At last, Mickey arrived."

Mickey: "Sorry, can't talk. It's time for my last delivery. Mustn't be late."

Narrator: "He was hardly out of sight when the Disney Characters heard shouting at the station. Moments later came the alarm."

Passenger: "Stop all Disney Characters!"

Narrator: "The signalman answered the telephone."

Signalman: "A special is it? I see."

Narrator: "Mickey was impatient."

Mickey: "Why are we waiting? My passengers are being delayed."

Mickey's Driver: "Sorry, Mickey."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Mickey's Driver: "We're being shunted to allow another Disney Character to pass."

Narrator: "Soon they heard an unfamiliar sound. There was Skippy with his headlamp swinging and whistle blowing. He gathered speed and disappeared."

Mickey: "Well bust my hands!"

Narrator: "Said Mickey Mouse.

Next morning, Mickey was still fuming."

Mickey: "Shunted! And on my own route too! It's a disgrace!"

Skippy: "I'm sorry."

Narrator: "Said Skippy."

Skippy: "I was a special."

Mickey: "Why?"

Skippy: "An important passenger arrived just as you left. He ordered a special ride and Robin let me take it.

We had a splendid run, but,"

Mickey: "But,"

Narrator: "Finished Mickey kindly."

Mickey: "It can make a Disney Character nervous not to know the route."

Skippy: "Exactly!"

Narrator: "Said Skippy."

Skippy: "You're such an expert."

Narrator: "This made Mickey feel much better. He couldn't be cross anymore, and instead began telling Skippy all about his route."

Paint Pots and Queens
Narrator: "Sir Ector the Man and Mickey Mouse walked hand to hand back home. It had been a busy day.

First, Mickey had teased Sir Ector about the time the big man had slid into a ditch.

Then, Mickey fell down a mine. And Sir Ector came to his rescue."

Sir Ector: "Remember Mickey,"

Narrator: "Called Sir Ector grandly."

Sir Ector: "United we stand, together we fall. You help me, and I'll help you."

Mickey: "I'll remember."

Narrator: "Replied Mickey."

Mickey: "But I hope Professor Porter forgives us soon."

Narrator: "Suddenly, they noticed something. As the two Disney Characters whistled into the sheds, everywhere they look, they saw paint pots and painters."

Mickey: "Bust my hands!"

Narrator: "Said Mickey."

Mickey: "What's happening?"

Piglet: "Shhh."

Narrator: "Whispered Piglet."

Piglet: "Professor Porter is going to tell us now."

Professor Porter: "Ladies, gentlemen and Disney Characters, I am honored to inform you that her majesty, Queen Mousterious herself is coming here to visit us. Now, on with the preparations."

Narrator: "The Disney Characters wondered who would take the royal flowers."

Hercules: "I'm too old to take important flowers."

Narrator: "Said Hercules sadly."

Sir Ector: "I'm in disgrace."

Narrator: "Sighed Sir Ector glumly."

Donald: "He'll choose me, of course."

Narrator: "Boasted Donald."

Baloo: "You?"

Narrator: "Snorted Baloo."

Baloo: "You can't climb hills! He'll ask me to take the flowers, and I'll have some new fur."

Narrator: "Then, the rain came.

Baloo's driver and fireman covered up to keep dry. A milkman was on the ladder above the path. Baloo's dust blew high into the air. The milkman couldn't see. Both he and the paint pot fell all over Baloo.

Poor Baloo."

Milkman: "Well, you're not a pretty picture!"

Narrator: "Sneered the milkman.

Professor Porter spoke next."

Professor Porter: "You look like an iced cake, Baloo. That won't do for the royal flowers. I must make other arrangements."

Narrator: "Sir Ector and Mickey were waiting for him."

Sir Ector and Mickey: "Please, sir."

Professor Porter: "One at a time."

Narrator: "Replied Professor Porter."

Professor Porter: "Yes, Sir Ector?"

Sir Ector: "May Mickey have his route again?"

Professor Porter: "Hmmm.

I think you are both sorry and deserve a treat. Hercules will go in front to clear the path, Mickey will look after the flowers and Sir Ector will take the flowers."

Narrator: "The great day came. All the Disney Characters worked hard bringing people to the town.

Mickey sorted out their flowers in the yard.

Hercules walked in."

Hercules: "Peep! Queen Mousterious is here!"

Narrator: "Then, Sir Ector whistled as he approached the station. Everyone knew that sound.

Queen Mousterious's flowers glided into the station. Sir Ector was spotless, and his armor shone brightly.

Professor Porter stood to attention."

Professor Porter: "Welcome ma'am."

Narrator: "Queen Mousterious thanked him for a splendid run, and asked to see all the Disney Characters."

Piglet and Friar Tuck: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "Whistled Friar Tuck and Piglet."

Baloo and Donald: "Shhh!"

Narrator: "Hissed Baloo and Donald. But Friar Tuck and Piglet didn't care."

Piglet and Friar Tuck: "Three cheers for Queen Mousterious!"

All the Disney Characters: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "Whistled the Disney Characters.

When it was time to leave, Queen Mousterious spoke specially to Mickey, who fetched her flowers, then to Hercules, and finally to Sir Ector, who took her away.

No Disney Characters ever felt prouder than those on Professor Porter's land."

Pluto Stands By
Narrator: "Peter Pan had been to the hospital to be healed. Some pirates tricked him, and the boy fell into the turntable well.

Now, Peter Pan was as good as new, but he was still worried about pirates and rhino guards."

Peter Pan: "I'd rather not use them."

Narrator: "He said to himself.

But the rhino guards sang songs rude and loud.

Prince John, their leader, led the chorus."

Prince John and Rhino Guards: "Peter Pan's no use at all, thinks he's very clever, says that he can manage us, that's the best joke ever! When he orders us about, with the greatest folly, we just push him down the well, Pop! goes old Peter!"

Narrator: "Mickey, Robin and Piglet were shocked."

Mickey, Piglet and Robin: "Be quiet!"

Narrator: "They ordered.

But they couldn't be everywhere, and everywhere they weren't, the rhino guards began again."

Prince John and Rhino Guards: "Peter Pan's no use at all, thinks he's very clever, says that he can manage us, that's the best joke ever!"

Narrator: "At last, the Disney characters gave up.

Mickey, Piglet and Robin: "We're sorry, Peter."

Narrator: "They said."

Peter: "It's really my fault."

Narrator: "Said Peter sadly."

Peter: "I shouldn't have fallen in the turntable well."

Narrator: "Pluto, the dog, felt sorry for Peter, too.

Next morning, he spoke to Raccoon Twin #2."

Pluto: "I'm worried, Mr. Racoon Twin #2, this disrespect for Disney Characters. When is it going to end?"

Raccoon Twin #2: "Who knows?"

Narrator: "Sighed Raccoon Twin #2."

Pluto: "I've got a plan, Mr. Raccoon Twin #2. May I stay here today and help Mr. Peter? We are both Disney Characters, and must stand together."

Raccoon Twin #2: "Of course, Pluto."

Narrator: "Replied Raccoon Twin #2, and puffed away.

Soon, Pluto was explaining his plan."

Robin: "Goodness gracious, Pluto, I don't think you should suggest such a thing to Peter!"

Narrator: "But Peter interrupted."

Peter: "No, Robin, Pluto's right, It's really my fault. I must put this trouble right!"

Pluto: "I meant no disrespect, you understand."

Peter: "Of course not, Pluto. Anyway, driver says the same, and he's arranged it with the stationmaster."

Robin: "Very well, Peter."

Narrator: "Concieted Robin."

Robin: "But I must hurry, my passengers will be waiting. Good luck!"

Peter: "So long!"

Narrator: "Smiled Peter bravely, but he felt dreadfully nervous inside.

Peter marshalled the worst rhino guards two by two."

Pluto: "That's the way, Mr. Peter."

Narrator: "Whispered Pluto."

Pluto: "And if you leave that Prince John till' last, you can have him behind you, and you can bump him if he starts his nonsense."

Prince John: "Hold back, hold back!"

Narrator: "Whispered Prince John."

Prince John: "And pass the word to the others."

Narrator: "The silly rhino guards giggled.

But Peter knew what to do. There was plenty of sand on the ground, and his feet gripped splendidly. He gave a great heave."

Prince John: "Oh!"

Narrator: "Groaned Prince John!

Prince John: "I don't like this!"

Robin: "Go it!"

Narrator: "Yelled Robin."

Robin: "Well done, boy, well done!"

Prince John: "Oh!"

Narrator: "Wailed Prince John."

Prince John: "Oooh!

I'm coming apart!"

Narrator: "And he did.

Then there was trouble."

Professor Porter: "Well, Peter, so you don't know your own strength. Is that it?"

Peter: "N-no, sir."

Narrator: "Said Peter nervously.

Professor Porter inspected Prince John."

Professor Porter: "As I thought. Rotten fur, rusty bones. Maybe if we put you back together, you'll earn yourself a better name."

Narrator: "Nowadays, Peter only takes the rhino guards when the other Disney characters are busy.

But they're always quick to warn each other,"

Rhino Guards: "Take care with Mr. Peter. If you play tricks on him, you'll never be the same rhino guard again!"

Narrator: "Prince John has learned his lesson, and says nothing at all."

Fish
Narrator: "On starry nights when the moon is full and the air still, you can hear the sounds of faraway ships and distant laughter. They echoed over the hills and through the valleys, down calm canals and sleepy inlits. Every Disney character knows that these are the sounds that say the harbour is hard at work at the big station by the sea.

One night, a special load of fish was ordered. Professor Porter decided that extra monkeys must be added to the line that the men called The Flying Kipper. The only monkeys available were old ones. They had not been used for a long time. Baloo waited impatiently by the keyside as Robin arranged them into position.

Mickey walked by with the mail."

Mickey: "Hello Robin. Going fishing? I'd take care if I were you."

Robin: "Why?"

Narrator: "Huffed Robin."

Mickey: "Well for one thing,"

Narrator: "Puffed Mickey, remembering his own experience."

Mickey: "If fish get into a Disney Character's body, they always cause trouble. And for another, fish can be awfully smelly. And I know what I'm talking about. Good night."

Narrator: "Baloo grunted dreadfully."

Baloo's Driver: "You'll just have to put up with it, Baloo."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Baloo's Driver: "At least the extra load will mean you can have another Disney Character help us up Sir Ector's hill."

Narrator: "Meanwhile, Robin was waiting at Hercules' station. So that he could help the heavy line by pushing from behind.

Baloo made good progress.

When they reach Hercules' station, his driver stopped the line beyond the platform. Then Baloo gave a special signal."

Baloo: "Peep, peep, peep, peep! I need help please?"

Robin: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "Replied Robin."

Robin: "I shan't be long."

Narrator: "Robin walked gently up to Baloo's line. He was not hooked on. Baloo would then be able to run on without stopping when they reached the top of the hill."

Robin: "Ready!"

Narrator: "Whistled Robin. And off they went.

Soon they reached Sir Ector's hill."

Baloo: "Push hard, push hard!"

Narrator: "Puffed Baloo."

Robin: "We're doing it, we're doing it!"

Narrator: "Replied Robin. Baloo was pulling harder than he realized."

(Lamp falls off)

Narrator: "Robin felt the weight on the front of him slacking. Then Robin noticed something else."

Robin: "There's no sign of a tail lamp."

Narrator: "He thought. He whistled, but there was no reply. Meanwhile Baloo had noticed something too."

Baloo: "My line's getting heavier."

Narrator: "He thought to himself."

Baloo: "I'm slowing down!"

Narrator: "Then there was trouble."

(CRASH!)

Narrator: "No one was hurt, but a strong smell of fish hung in the air.

Next day, workmen found the broken tail lamp at the bottom of the hill. Professor Porter spoke kindly to Robin."

Professor Porter: "The accident wasn't your fault. We should've checked that this tail lamp was fixed on properly. We'll soon have you in working order again."

Robin: "Thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Said Robin sadly."

Robin: "Mickey told me to be careful about fish. They got me in a right pickle, didn't they?"

Special Attraction
Narrator: "Friar Tuck the Badger was very excited. He was holding a brand-new bell that shone like gold. He was off to the seaside. His driver was explaining everything as they traveled along."

Friar Tuck's Driver: "There's a seaside village near here. And every year, they have a big parade, with a special attraction for all the visitors.

This year, Friar Tuck, you're the special attraction."

Friar Tuck: "Thank you, sir,"

Narrator: "Said Friar Tuck."

Friar Tuck: "But what does a special attraction do?"

Friar Tuck's Driver: "Oh, just smiles and whistles at everyone."

Narrator: "Replied his driver."

Friar Tuck's Driver: "We're almost there. Listen, you can hear the seagulls."

Narrator: "Soon, they reached the little station by the village, but instead of a big welcome, there was just one man.

He whispered to Friar Tuck's driver and turned sadly away."

Friar Tuck's Driver: "Well, if that doesn't take the biscuit!"

Narrator: "Said Friar Tuck's driver."

Friar Tuck's Driver: "They've run out of room in the parade and don't need a special attraction after all. We've got to go home, Friar Tuck. I'm sorry, old boy."

Friar Tuck: "So am I."

Narrator: "Sighed Friar Tuck.

Piglet was arranging things in the yard. He didn't expect to see Friar Tuck."

Piglet: "What are you doing back so soon?"

Narrator: "Before Friar Tuck could reply, Professor Porter arrived."

Professor Porter: "Leave these pirates here please, Piglet. There's an emergency at the harbor."

Piglet's Driver: "Come on, Piglet,"

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Piglet's Driver: "This will be trouble with Governor Ratcliffe!"

Piglet: "Who's Governor Ratcliffe?"

Narrator: "Wondered Piglet.

He was still surprised about Friar Tuck, and now he had two puzzles to sort out. His driver explained."

Piglet's Driver: "Governor Ratcliffe is a disagreeable man. He never stops complaining."

Narrator: "His driver was right about Governor Ratcliffe. Today, the man was more bad-tempered than ever."

Governor Ratcliffe: "Come on, come on, why aren't you pirates where you should be?"

Pirates: "There's no Disney Character, and we can only go where we're put!"

Narrator: "Shouted the pirates."

Pirates: "You're in the wrong place, not us!"

Narrator: "When Piglet arrived, Governor Ratcliffe was sulking, and the pirates were crosser still."

Pirates: "Our stone is for Governor Ratcliffe. Please put us in a siding, so that we can load him up and be rid of him!"

Narrator: "But the pirates were being careless. As Piglet was lining them up, they burst through a barrier."

Pirates: "Help! Help!"

Narrator: "They wailed.

But it was too late!"

(CRASH!)

Governor Ratcliffe: "Oooogh!"

Narrator: "Cried Governor Ratcliffe."

Governor Ratcliffe: "I'm sinking!"

Pirates: "Serves you right!"

Narrator: "Giggled the pirates."

Pirates: "You were always barging in and moaning!"

Narrator: "It took a very long time to clear the mess.

Piglet watched as Governor Ratcliffe was towed to the beach."

Workmen: "There you are!"

Narrator: "Said the workmen."

Workmen: "Now you can just stay here. Children can play with you all day, and at long last, you'll be useful."

Narrator: "When Piglet got home, he and Friar Tuck exchanged all their news."

Friar Tuck: "Well, we both had some seaside surprises today."

Narrator: "Laughed Friar Tuck."

Friar Tuck: "But driver says that I'm a special attraction anyway, and so are you. Every time we go on our own line."

Piglet: "What do you mean?"

Narrator: "Asked Piglet."

Friar Tuck: "Well, all we have to do is smile and whistle at everyone!"