Ash The Pokemon Trainer & Friends Season 1 (COZI Toons Spoof)

Ash The Pokemon Trainer & Friends Season 1 is a COZI Toons spoof to the first season of Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends, with all twenty-six episodes narrated by George Carlin for the US audiences.

Cast

 * 1) Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
 * 2) Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
 * 3) Norville "Shaggy" Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
 * 4) Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
 * 5) Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
 * 6) Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
 * 7) Puss In Boots as Toby (Eric Bauza)
 * 8) Lorelei Brooks as Annie (Bryn McAuley)
 * 9) Jordan Hanson as Clarabel (Kelly Sheridan)
 * 10) Clover The Lemur as Henrietta (India Beaufort)
 * 11) Freakazoid as Terence (Paul Rugg)
 * 12) Hunter as Bertie (Jess Harnell)
 * 13) Steven as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
 * 14) Ralph as Stephen Hatt (Tara Jayne)
 * 15) Emily as Bridget Hatt (Amy Birnbaum)
 * 16) Nora Shepard as Mrs. Kyndley (Melanie Chartoff)
 * 17) Wilhelmina as Lady Hatt (Amy Birnbaum)
 * 18) Various Arcanine as Coaches
 * 19) Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks

Episodes

 * 1) Ash Gets Tricked
 * 2) Kevin Helps Out
 * 3) Come Out Shaggy
 * 4) Shaggy To The Rescue
 * 5) A Big Day For Ash
 * 6) Trouble For Ash
 * 7) Ash Saves The Day
 * 8) Raimundo Learns A Lesson
 * 9) Foolish Beedrill
 * 10) A Proud Day For Raimundo
 * 11) Ash and The Conductor
 * 12) Ash Goes Fishing
 * 13) Freakazoid
 * 14) Ash and Hunter's Great Race
 * 15) Characters and Turntables
 * 16) Trouble In The House
 * 17) Alex Runs Away
 * 18) Shaggy's Special Medicine
 * 19) The Flying Kipper
 * 20) Yelling and Sneezes
 * 21) Puss In Boots
 * 22) Ash Breaks The Rules
 * 23) Raimundo In A Mess
 * 24) Terry Takes A Dip
 * 25) Down The Mine
 * 26) Ash's Christmas Party

Ash Gets Tricked

 * George Carlin: Ash is a Pokemon Trainer, who lives in a school on the land of Cartoons. He's a cheeky little trainer with black and white shoes, a red cap, a black hair and blue jeans. He's a fussy little character too. Always pulling coaches about ready for the big characters can take on long journeys. And when trains come in, he pulls the empty coaches away so that the big characters can go on rest. Ash thinks no character works has hard as he does. He loves playing tricks on them, including Terry the biggest and proudest character of all. Ash likes to tease Terry with his whistle.
 * Ash: Wake up, lazybones. Why don't you work hard like me?
 * George Carlin: One day after pulling the big express, Terry had arrived back on the sidings very tired. He was just going to sleep when Ash came up in his cheeky way.
 * Ash: Wake up, lazybones. Do some hard work for a change. You can't catch me!
 * George Carlin: And off he ran laughing. Instead of going to sleep again, Terry thought how he can back at Ash. One morning, Ash wouldn't wake up. His driver and fireman couldn't make him start. His fire went out and there was not enough steam. It was nearly time for the express. People are waiting, but the coaches weren't ready. At last, Ash started.
 * Ash: Oh dear, oh dear!
 * George Carlin: He yawned. He fussed into the station where Terry was waiting.
 * Terry: Hurry up, you!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Terry.
 * Ash: Hurry up yourself.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ash. Terry the proud character began making his plan to teach Ash a lesson for teasing him. Almost before the coaches had stopped moving, Terry reversed quickly and was coupled to the train.
 * Terry: Get in quickly, please!
 * George Carlin: He whistled. Ash usually pushed behind the big trains to help them start, but he was always uncoupled first. This time, Terry start so quickly they forgot to uncouple Ash. Terry's chance had come.
 * Terry: Come on, come on!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Terry to the coaches. The train went faster and faster. Too fast for Ash, he wanted to stop, but he couldn't.
 * Ash: Peep peep! Stop, stop!
 * Terry: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
 * George Carlin: Laughed Terry.
 * Coaches: You can't get away, you can't get away!
 * George Carlin: Laughed the coaches. Poor Ash was going faster than he had ever gone before. He was out of breath and his feet hurt him, but he had to go on.
 * Ash: I shall never be the same again.
 * George Carlin: He thought sadly.
 * Ash: My feet will be quite worn out.
 * George Carlin: At last, they stopped at the station. Ash was uncoupled and he felt very silly and exhausted. Next he went on to the turntable thinking of everyone laughing at him. And then he ran on to a siding out of the way.
 * Terry: Well, little Ash.
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Terry.
 * Terry: Now you know what hard work means, don't you?
 * George Carlin: Poor Ash couldn't answer. He had no breath. He just puffed slowly away to rest and had a long long drink.
 * Ash: Maybe I don't have to tease Terry to feel important.
 * George Carlin: Ash thought to himself. And he puffed slowly home.

Kevin Helps Out

 * George Carlin: One day, Kevin was in the house, where he lived with the other characters. They were all bigger than Kevin and boasted about it.
 * Terry: The driver won't choose you again.
 * George Carlin: Said Terry.
 * Terry: He wants strong characters like us.
 * George Carlin: But the driver and fireman felt sorry for Kevin.
 * Driver: Would you like to come out today?
 * Kevin: Oh yes, please.
 * George Carlin: Said Kevin. So they lit his fire, made lots of steam and Kevin puff away. The other characters were very cross of being left behind. Kevin worked hard all day. The coaches thought he was very kind and the driver was very pleased.
 * Kevin: I'm going out again tomorrow.
 * George Carlin: Kevin told the other characters that night.
 * Kevin: What do you think at that?
 * George Carlin: But he didn't hear what they thought, for he was so tired and happy that he fell asleep at once. Next morning, Kevin woke up to find nothing had change. Terry was still boasting.
 * Terry: You watch me, little Kevin, as I rush through with the express. That will be a splendid sight for you. Goodbye, little Kevin. Look out for me this afternoon.
 * George Carlin: Kevin went off to do some shunting. He like shunting. It was fun playing with Beedrill. He would come out quietly and gave them a push. Then he would stop, and the silly Beedrill will go bump into the each other.
 * Beedrill: Oh!
 * George Carlin: They cried.
 * Beedrill: Whatever is happening?
 * George Carlin: Kevin played till there were no more Beedrill. Then he stopped to rest. Presently, he heard a whistle. Terry was cross. Instead of pulling shiny new coaches, he was pulling a dirty freight train.
 * Terry: A freight train, a freight train, a freight train!
 * George Carlin: He grumbled.
 * Terry: The shame of it, the shame of it, oh, the shame of it!
 * George Carlin: Kevin laughed and went to find some more Beedrill. Then, there was trouble.
 * Porter: Terry can't get up the hill.
 * George Carlin: The porter called to Kevin's Driver.
 * Porter: Will you take Kevin and push him please?
 * George Carlin: They found Terry halfway up, and very cross. His driver and fireman were talking to him severly.
 * Driver: You're not trying.
 * Terry: I can't do it!
 * George Carlin: Said Terry.
 * Terry: The noisy Beedrill hold a character back so!
 * George Carlin: Kevin's driver came up.
 * Driver: We've come to push.
 * Terry: No use at all!
 * George Carlin: Said Terry.
 * Driver: You wait and see.
 * George Carlin: Replied Kevin's driver. They brought the train back to the bottom of the hill.
 * Kevin: I'm ready.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Kevin.
 * Terry: No good.
 * George Carlin: Grumbled Terry. They pulled and pushed as hard as they could.
 * Terry: I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Terry.
 * Kevin: I will do it, I will do it, I will do it!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Kevin. Kevin pushed and puffed and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could. And almost before he realized it, Terry found himself at the top of the hill.
 * Terry: I've done it, I've done it, I've done it!
 * George Carlin: He said proudly. He forgot all about kind Kevin and didn't say thank you. Kevin was left out of breath and far behind, but he was happy because he had been so helpful. At the next station, he found that the driver and fireman were very pleased with him. The fireman gave him a nice long drink and the driver said.
 * Driver: I'll get out my paint tomorrow, and give you your beautiful coat of blue with red stripes, then you'll be the smartest character in the shed.

Come Out Shaggy

 * George Carlin: Once a character hooked to some Arcanine was afraid of a few drops of rain. It went into a tunnel and squeaked through its head and wouldn't come out again. The character's name is Shaggy. His driver and fireman argued with him, but he would not move.
 * Shaggy: Like, the rain would spoil my lovely green shirt and and red stripes.
 * George Carlin: He said. The conductor blew his whistle till he had no more breath, and waved his flag till his arms ached, but Shaggy still stayed in the tunnel and blew steam at him.
 * Shaggy: I'm not going to spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes for you.
 * George Carlin: Then, along came Steven, the man of charge of all the characters on the land of YTV.
 * Steven: We will pull you out.
 * George Carlin: Said Steven. But Shaggy only blew steam at him. Everyone pulled except Steven.
 * Steven: Because...
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Steven: ...my doctor has forbidden me to pull.
 * George Carlin: But still, Shaggy stayed in the tunnel. Then, they tried pushing from the other end. Steven said...
 * Steven: One, two, three, push!
 * George Carlin: ...but he didn't help.
 * Steven: My doctor has forbbiden me to push.
 * George Carlin: He said. They pushed, and pushed, and pushed, but still, Shaggy stayed in the tunnel. At last, Ash came along. The conductor waved his red flag and stopped him. Everyone argued with Virgil.
 * Everyone: Look, it has stopped raining.
 * George Carlin: They said.
 * Shaggy: Yes, but it will began again soon.
 * George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
 * Shaggy: And what will become with green paint with red stripes then?
 * George Carlin: Ash pushed and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could, but still Shaggy stayed in the tunnel. Eventually, even Steven gave up.
 * Steven: We shall take away your rails...
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Steven: ...and leave you here until you're ready to come out of the tunnel.
 * George Carlin: They took up the old rails, and built a wall in front of Shaggy, so the other characters wouldn't bump into him. All Shaggy could do was to watch the trains rushing through the other tunnel. He was very sad, because he thought no one would see his lovely green paint and red stripes again. As time went on, Kevin and Terry would often pass by. Kevin would say...
 * Kevin: Peep, peep! Hello!
 * George Carlin: And Terry would say...
 * Terry: Boop, boop, boop! Serves you right!
 * George Carlin: Poor Shaggy had no steam to answer. His fire had gone out. Soot and dirt from the tunnel had spoilt his lovely green paint with red stripes anyway. How long do you think Shaggy would stay in the tunnel before he overcomes his fear of the rain, but then decides to journey out again?