Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Bear in the Big Blue House and Blue's Clues/Happiness Hotel (from The Great Muppet Caper)

Cast

 * The Ferocious Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Kermit the Frog
 * Bear (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Fozzie Bear
 * Mailbox (from Blue's Clues) as Gonzo
 * Jeremiah Tortoise (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Pops
 * BB Cats (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Dr. Teeth
 * Shovel (from Blue's Clues) as Floyd Pepper
 * Treelo (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Animal
 * Pail (from Blue's Clues) as Janice
 * Doc Owl (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Lips
 * Doc Hogg (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Zoot
 * Nedley the Rabbit (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Beauregard
 * Pip (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
 * Pop (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Beaker
 * Ferret Jetter (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Lew Zealand
 * Steve (from Blue's Clues) as The Swedish Chef
 * Jack the Dog (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Rowlf the Dog
 * Hamilton Hocks (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Scooter
 * Tutter (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Rizzo the Rat
 * Sidestep (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Sam the Eagle
 * Ray the Sun (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Lubbock Lou
 * Purple Kangaroo (from Blue's Clues) as Gramps
 * Mrs. Pepper (from Blue's Clues) as Lou
 * Slippery Soap (from Blue's Clues) as Zeke
 * Mr. Salt (from Blue's Clues) as Slim Wilson
 * Harry the Duck (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Bubba
 * Big Duck (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Crazy Harry
 * Tickety Tock (from Blue's Clues) as Annie Sue
 * Orange Kitten (from Blue's Clues) as Gaffer
 * Luke, Moss and Keisha (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Rats
 * The Moo Sisters (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Chickens
 * Joe (from Blue's Clues) as Louis Kazagger
 * Tucker Tutter (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as The Newsman

Lyrics
The Ferocious Beast: Oh, look. The Happiness Hotel. What do you think, guys? Bear: Ah. If that's the Happiness Hotel, I hate to see what the sad one looks like. The Ferocious Beast: Excuse me. Jeremiah Tortoise: What? The Ferocious Beast: We like a room. Jeremiah Tortoise: Really? The Ferocious Beast: Yeah, we like to check in. Jeremiah Tortoise: Somebody's checking in. Everyone: Somebody's checking in?

Jeremiah Tortoise: Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace There's no carpet on the floor Don't try to order dinner There's no kitchen anymore But if the road's been kinda bumpy And you need to rest a spell

Everyone: Well, welcome home To Happiness Hotel

Jeremiah Tortoise: Hey, how are you guys fixing to pay? The Ferocious Beast: What are our choices? Jeremiah Tortoise: A: credit card. B: cash. C: sneak out in the middle of the night. Bear: We'll take C. Jeremiah Tortoise: Very popular choice.

Hamilton Hocks: If you've got luggage keep it handy But you're running out of luck 'Cause the bellhops ain't too organized And the elevator's stuck Tutter: Still if you don't mind friendly animals And you can learn to stand the smell

Everyone: Well, welcome home To Happiness Hotel

The Ferocious Beast: You know, I may be mistaken, but the bellhops look like mice. Jack the Dog: You should see the chambermaids.

Everyone: Welcome home (Welcome home) Oh, welcome home (Welcome home) No matter where you wander You will never do as well

Shovel: Okay, the lobby's looking shabby And it's got the wrong address BB Cats: And the whole dang thing has been condemned by American Express Pail: Still the management is cheerful Though the whole joint's gone to hell

Treelo: Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel

The Ferocious Beast: You guys live here? Shovel: Yeah, but only between gigs. So that means we've been here this time five years. Pail: Yeah, but, you know, our agent, he says... things are really gonna break as soon as we get our new glossies. Treelo: Ah ah ah ah! The Ferocious Beast: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed. Doc Hogg: He's upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery. Treelo: RENOIR!

Jack the Dog: Oh there are bugs (there are bugs) And there are lice (there are lice) Hamilton Hocks: Sure we have our little problems But you'll never beat the price Bear: You've got every kind of critter Mailbox: You've got every kind of pest Jeremiah Tortoise: But we treat them all as equals Just like any other guest

Everyone: Though you're cleaner than the others Still as far as we can tell You'll fit right in to Happiness Hotel The Ferocious Beast and Bear : We'll fit right in Everyone: to Happiness Hotel

Mailbox: Say cheese! (laughing)

Sidestep: You are all weirdos! Yuck!