Muppets Most Wanted nail polish/Near and Far (from Grover Sings the Blues)

Cast

 * Miss Piggy's Big Number as Grover

Transcript
Miss Piggy's Big Number: Hey, everybody. This is your old friend, Miss Piggy's Big Number here, explaining two words: far and near. So I here go like a racing car and then way out we call this far. I run back right like a speeding deer and now I am close. We call this near. I zoom once more like a shooting star and look where you see. I am quite far. When I run back from there to here and stand beside you, I am near. (sighs) Again, I leave you where you are and run like mad. I am far! I gallop back (panting) and feel like I am near, but then I fall down on my ear. (groans) (faints)