Sesame Street/Sailing for Adventure (from Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Biff, Sully, Lefty the Salesman, Placido Flamingo, Count von Count, Forgetful Jones, Frazzle and Sam the Robot as Pirates
 * Bert as Sam the Eagle/Samuel Arrow
 * Ernie as Fozzie Bear/Young Squire Trelawney
 * Grover as Gonzo
 * Elmo as Rizzo the Rat
 * AM Monsters as Rats
 * Phoebe as Donna Plagueman
 * The Two-Headed Monster as Statler and Waldorf
 * Farley as Jim Hawkins
 * Oscar the Grouch as Long John Silver

Lyrics
Biff and Sully :

When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed

A sailor's blood begins racing

Lefty the Salesman and Placido Flamingo :

With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled

Count von Count:

We're under way and off to see the world

Count von Count, Biff, Sully , Lefty the Salesman and Placido Flamingo :

Under way and off to see the world

Everyone:

Hey ho we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Forgetful Jones: Manly Pirate Manly men are we

Everyone: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea

Bert: (speaking) Safely now, Mr Silver. Let's not get sloppy just because we're singing.

Frazzle and Sam the Robot :

Danger walks the deck we say what the heck

We laugh at the perils we're facing

Grover: Every storm we ride is its own reward

Elmo: And people die by falling overboard

Everyone: People die by falling overboard

Hey ho we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Hoist the sails and sing

Ernie: Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing

Benny Rabbit: I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank

Harvey Kneeslapper: I prefer to cut a throat

Herry Monster: I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue

All th ree: Just kidding! It's a good life on a boat

Everyone:

There are distant lands with burning sands

That call across the oceans

AM Mo ns ters: There are bingo games every fun-filled day

Phoebe: And Margaritas at the midnight buffet

Everyone: Margaritas at the midnight buffet

Hey ho we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

The Two-Headed Monster: Should have took a train

Everyone: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main

Farley:

The salty breezes whisper

Who knows what lies ahead

I just know I was born to lead the life my father led

Oscar the Grouch:

The stars will be our compass

Wherever we may roam

And our mates will always be

Just like a family

And though we may put into port the sea is always home

Ernie: Alright, Mr. Bimbo! I didn't know you had such a good singing voice. You're welcome!

Everyone: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own

Over the horizon to the great unknown

Hey ho we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Bold and brave and free

Sailing for adventure

Elmo: It's so nauseating

Everyone: Sailing for adventure

Grover: So exhilarating

Everyone: Sailing for adventure

AM Mo ns t ers: We're al l cele brating

Everyone: On the deep blue sea