What Would Ash Ketchum Do? (YTV Spoof)

What Would Ash Ketchum Do? is a YTV All-Stars Spoof to the South Park song What Would Brian Boitano Do? It is sung by Mel Blake, Brittany Wong and Malinda Doe. The music video mentions Ash Ketchum defeating Team Rocket (Jessie, James, Meowth and Wobbuffet). The lyrics also mention Lexi Bunny as Wendy Testaburger and Blast Ketchup as Brian Dennehy.

Plot

 * While on safety patrol in their officer uniforms, Mel, Brittany and Malinda see Ash having a new date with Giselle. They all grow jealous and decide to teach them a lesson by singing What Would Ash Ketchum Do?. After the song ends, their boss Lexi arrives and orders them to get back to work, just as Rabbit, The Headmistress and Principal Prince tell her to keep it quiet, due to Julie Kane having a headache.

Cast

 * 1) Ash Ketchum (
 * 2) Giselle (
 * 3) Lexi Bunny (
 * 4) Mel Blake (
 * 5) Brittany Wong (
 * 6) Malinda Doe (
 * 7) Blast Ketchup (
 * 8) Julie Kane (
 * 9) Jessie (
 * 10) James (
 * 11) Meowth (
 * 12) Wobbuffet (
 * 13) Rabbit (
 * 14) The Headmistress (
 * 15) Principal Jasmine Prince (

Outfits

 * Mel, Brittany and Malinda's Officer Uniforms (similar to Marcano's) are composed of: white long sleeved shirts, blue skirts, black tights and black high heels.

Transcript

 * (We open this music video at the Cartoon University)
 * (Inside, Mel, Brittany and Malinda are in Officer uniforms)
 * Mel: Man, why do we have to wear these black tights like this?
 * Brittany: Oh, come on! We have a safety patrol duty to make!
 * Malinda: Hey, what's Ash doing with Giselle?
 * Mel and Brittany: Huh?
 * (Ash is seen massaging Giselle's pantyhose covered feet)
 * Ash: You were a princess like my sister Francesca.
 * Giselle: I am.
 * Mel: Grr! That Ash is a little showoff!
 * Brittany: Yeah, he'd be studying with Serena!
 * Malinda: Let's teach him a lesson!
 * (They throw off their hats and heels and sing What Would Ash Ketchum Do?)
 * Mel: What would Ash Ketchum do