Morris Militan

Morris Militan (Dylan LeMay) is a homeless man who lives in Schectady, NY. Morris has a large amount of curly red hair, wears a large brown winter coat, and frequently has cocaine on his face. Unlike his good friend Bill Thompson, Morris is generally calm in the COPS satires. He is just as resistant, however; and he likes to heckle authority figures that guve him a hard time. As mentioned, Morris is a cocaine user (although he doesn't appear to be addicted) and has appeared high in several SuperNerd films. In the Super Andrew 3 script, Morris is the main villain. Officially, the screenwrites have said he plays an altruist who raises an army of homeless people around the area. Morris is friends with Bill Thompson, The Legend Rayford Falkner, and the Kevin McCauley bum.