Muppet nail polish/What Is Friend? (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Gone Gonzo! as Cookie Monster
 * Divine Swine as Cookie Monster's Friend

Lyrics
Gone Gonzo!: Sometime me think, What is friend? And me think, Friend something very special.

A friend somebody to share your toys, To stay with and to play with and to make a lot of noise, To spin around until friend get dizzy, And jump up and down until stomach get queasy, And to sometimes tell stories to. A friend somebody like you.

Sometimes me think, What is friend? And me think, Friend something better than chocolate ice cream!

A friend somebody to take to park, A buddy to get muddy with 'til it start getting dark To laugh and joke and hippity-hop it, Or tickle and poke 'til friend tell you to stop it, And me no think of any more. Well maybe friend somebody You give up last cookie for.

(Gone Gonzo! gives Divine Swine the last cookie; Divine Swine eats the cookie, and Gone Gonzo! eats EVERYTHING ELSE! Good old Gone Gonzo!.)