Mr. Conductor Visits Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends

Mr. Conductor Vists Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends is a fictional series like any other Mr. Conductor's Adventures series. Featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have 2 stories. Only Thomas Stories from Season 1-6 may be used. No Stories from Seasons 7-present allowed.

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party [told by Alec Baldwin]
 * 2) Trouble For Thomas [told by George Carlin]

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Bloo: It's Madame Foster's birthday today, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: So it is, but you know, it's somebody else's birthday too.
 * Wilt: Who?
 * Mr. Conductor: Lady Hatt, Sir Topham Hatt's wife. Do you still have time?
 * Bloo: We have enough time before we go shopping, so let's hear that story.
 * Mr. Conductor: All right then. Here it is. [He blows his whistle and the story, Lady Hatt's Birthday Party begins]
 * After the story...
 * Wilt: That was a wonderful birthday story. Thanks for telling us about it, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Wilt.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, there might be a bit of trouble around the bend while shopping.
 * Frankie: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure, Thomas had trouble with the troublesome trucks.
 * Frankie: Can you tell me that story, please?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course. [He blows his whistle and the story, Trouble For Thomas begins]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry!
 * 2) Henry to the Rescue

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Learns a Lesson
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars

Quotes
Quote 1:
 * Bloo: I can't believe I'm going to get killed after I tipped over that bust.


 * Mr. Conductor: I think it's about time you learned a lesson like James did.


 * Mac: What happened to him?

Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: He got into trouble with Sir Topham Hatt after a shower of water fell on his top hat. Let me tell you all about it. [He blows his whistle and the story, James Learns a Lesson begins]


 * Mr. Conductor: You know, your problem reminds of how James pulled his freight cars and had a bit of trouble.


 * Bloo: Another story!? Please....


 * Mac: Ignore him, tell us the story please.
 * Mr. Conductor: Suits me. [He blows his whistle and the story, Foolish Freight Cars begins]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Better Late Than Never (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Oliver's Find (told by Alec Baldwin)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel
 * 2) Double Trouble

Quotes
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Bloo: I am surprised we recorded nearly everybody in the house.
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't say that, Bloo. I think it's best for you to learn the hard way like Duck did with Diesel arriving on the island to help out.
 * Mac: Could you tell us the story again please?
 * Mr. Conductor: Can do, Mac. [He blows his whistle and the story, Pop Goes the Diesel begins]
 * After the story...
 * Mac: Do you think Diesel will get his revenge somehow?
 * Mr. Conductor: That will have to wait till next time, but I promise to tell you another story.
 * Mr. Herriman: Rules are rules, no matter what the weather.
 * Bloo: Will you bug out with those crazy rules!?
 * Mr. Conductor: Bloo, you and Mr. Herriman is like Thomas and Percy when they had a fight with coal.
 * Bloo: Really? Well, could you tell us the story?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure I can. [He blows his whistle and the story, Double Trouble [S2] begins]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Teething Troubles [told by Alec Baldwin] (Seeing Red)
 * 2) Escape! [told by George Carlin] (Phone Home)

Quotes
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: Bloo, do you and Mac get along very well as you are with Red?
 * Bloo: Not recently, but we're friends.
 * Mr. Conductor: It seems like you and Red would like to hear a story.
 * Bloo: Let me guess.... about the scottish twins?
 * Mr. Conductor: Not quite, it's about something called "teething troubles". It's from the cheeky twins, Bill & Ben. Let me tell you how they didn't understand what "teething troubles" are. [He blows his whistle and the story, Double Teething Troubles begins]
 * After the story...
 * Bloo: I think me and Red should get along just fine with those troubles.
 * Mr. Conductor: I hope so.
 * Bloo: Mr. C, I think the talking phone should be thrown out.
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't think that will happen. You know, sometimes this calls for a story.
 * Bloo: A story about the cheeky twins?
 * Mr. Conductor: This time, it's a about an escape from scrap. I'll tell you how Douglas saved Oliver. [He blows his whistle and the story, Escape! begins]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bull's Eyes (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Gordon and the Gremlin (told by Alec Baldwin)

Quotes

 * Mr. Herriman: I know somebody broke an important rule in this house.
 * Mr. Conductor: Kinda feels like when Daisy had a problem with a bull. Doesn't it?
 * Bloo: Can you tell us what happened to her, please?
 * Mr. Conductor: Okay then. Here you go. [He blows his whistle and the story, Bull's Eyes begins]
 * After the story...
 * Mr. Herriman: That did sound rather interesting, Mr. C.
 * Bloo: It sure did. Now if you'll excuse me, I got a time machine to build.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry and the Elephant
 * 2) Wrong Road

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (told by George Carlin)
 * 2) Duncan Gets Spooked (told by Alec Baldwin)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a gold dust cloud)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi gang, what are you guys watching?
 * Wilt: A Creature Feature.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oooo, That ghost looks pretty spooky. He looks as white as Percy was when he pretended he was a ghost.
 * Eduardo: Why'd Percy pretend he was a ghost?
 * Wilt: The commercials have just started. If it's ok, Tell us the story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy's Ghostly Trick begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Make Someone Happy (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Trouble in the Shed (told by George Carlin)

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd follow Madame Foster and Mr. Herriman's rules if I were you, Bloo. After all, I think they would appreciate it.
 * Bloo: And What? Next you'll be telling me about how the engines on that railway made a friend of theirs happy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed they did, Bloo. Her name's Mrs. Kindley and they even had a fair.
 * Bloo: A fair?! Well then fill me in on what happened.
 * Mr. Conductor: As you wish. (He blows his whistle and the story, Make Someone Happy begins)
 * After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: So you see, Mrs. Kindley felt appreciated by what others could offer her.
 * Bloo: That sounded like an awesome fair. It makes me want to go twice as crazy at tonight's party!
 * Mr. Conductor: Mac's sugar rush made trouble for the party and now he's gone running off.
 * Wilt: What would the engines on the Island of Sodor say to something like this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now there's a thought. I think the time's come for me to tell you guys about when Percy first arrived. (He blows his whistle and the story, Trouble in the Shed begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 2) A Close Shave For Duck

Quotes:
Quote 1: Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: This Jerkins is certainly a foul one stealing your teammates, Madame. Reminds me of when Diesel turned the engines against Duck.
 * Mac: Diesel?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, remember him? Well, he was cross at Duck and had help from the trucks to get the others on his side. Well...let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Diesel's Devious Deed begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: Having troubles, Mac?
 * Mac: Bowling troubles.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well Bloo's quite the sport at bowling.
 * Mac: I wish I was as good as him, but I stink.
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't give up just yet, Mac. After all, It wasn't over for Duck when Sir Topham Hatt sent him to work with Edward.
 * Mac: So what happened? I haven't heard the rest of the story.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well then it's time you did. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Close Shave For Duck begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward Helps Out (Where There's A Wilt There's A Way)
 * 2) Steamroller (Everyone Knows it's Bendy)

Quotes
Quote 1:
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, helping people sure can feel great. You know who I think you'd be good friends with?
 * Wilt: No, who?
 * Mr. Conductor: Edward the blue engine.
 * Wilt: Really, Mr. C.?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed, Wilt. Let me tell you about how Edward helped Gordon when he was stuck on a hill. [He blows his whistle and the story, Edward Helps Out begins]
 * After the story...
 * Wilt: That was really nice of Edward. Thanks, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Wilt.

Quote 2:
 * Mr. Conductor: Come to think of it, this reminds of the time that George and Sir Handel had a fight with each other.
 * Bloo: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: Really. Here's how it went. [He blows his whistle and the story, Steamroller begins]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper (Sight For Sore Eyes)
 * 2) Donald and Douglas (Bloo's Brothers)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Walking blind is just like walking in the dark. And if you aren't careful, Trouble could be just around the bend. Take my friend, Henry, He had an accident one evening, but their was a bright side.
 * Ivan: Who's Henry?
 * Mac: What happened to him after his accident?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you. I just hope Stevie isn't faced with any danger. (He blows his whistle and the story, The Flying Kipper begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby and the Flood (told by Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) James In A Mess (told by George Carlin)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Rain can sometimes lead to floods. Just like the flood we once had on Sodor.
 * Frankie: Was anyone hurt?
 * Wilt: What exactly happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well I thought you'd never ask. (He blows his whistle and the story, Toby and the Flood begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Fish
 * 2) The Diseasel

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Mac, Frankie's lucky to have someone like you doing her work. Reminds me of when Henry had help from Duck to deliver fish.
 * Mac: Frankie's so awesome, Mr. Conductor.
 * Bloo: Pretend Mac isn't zoned out and tell the story, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: I will. (He blows his whistle and the story, Fish begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin)
 * 2) Heroes (George Carlin)

Quotes:
Quote 1:


 * Bloo: Mr. C., Cheese is not screwing the wheel the right way. He's screwing it all wrong! He's got to go!


 * Mr. Conductor: Sometimes it's hard to get along with another. The twin engines, Bill and Ben were fussing the same way like you've been to Cheese only about buffers. Let me tell you what happend. (He blows his whistle and the story, Buffer Bother begins)

Quote 2:


 * Mr. Conductor: You need to be a hero like Bill and Ben.


 * Bloo: Really? What did they do?


 * Mr. Conductor: They saved people when the quarry had a terrible rocksilde. Here's how they saved them. [He blows his whistle and the story, Heroes begins]