Harold vs. the Gold King (song)

Harold vs. the Gold King is a Friturtoons song.

Lyrics
Sung by the Friturtoons Music Gang and Orchestra

Peter Pan Records

Achtung! Jetzt wir singen zusammen die Geschichte über den deutsch tötung hubschrauber Harold und den lieben Gold King. (Chorus)
 * After the turn of the century
 * In the clear blue skies over Friturtitown
 * Came a roar and a thunder men had never heard
 * Like the scream and the sound of a big war bird
 * Up in the sky, a man in a plane
 * John H. Goldkong was his name
 * Eighty men tried, and eighty men died
 * Now they're buried together on the countryside
 * Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
 * The Bloody Gold King was rolling out the score
 * Eighty men died trying to end that spree
 * Of the Bloody Gold King of Germany

(Chorus)
 * In the nick of time, a hero arose
 * A white helicopter with a smiling face
 * He flew into the sky to seek revenge
 * But the King shot him down (Curses, foiled again!)


 * Now, Harold had sworn that he'd get that man
 * So he asked the Friturtoons for a new battle plan
 * He challenged the German to a real dogfight
 * While the King was laughing, he got him in his sight

(Musical intermission)


 * That Bloody Gold King was in a fix
 * He'd tried everything, but he'd run out of tricks
 * Harold fired once, and he fired twice
 * And that Bloody Gold King went spinning out of sight

(Chorus to fade)

Trivia

 * The background commentary at the start is German for: "Attention! We will now sing together the story of that German killing helicopter Harold and the beloved Gold King".