Muppet nail polish/Two is You and Me (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Animal-istic as Elmo
 * Excuse Moi! as Abby Cadabby

Lyrics
Animal-istic and Excuse Moi! : (laugh ing)

Animal-istic: Oh, hi! Excuse Moi! and Animal-istic are counting to two.

Excuse Moi!: Yep, that's right! I have one, two pigtails!

Animal-istic: Yes, and Animal-istic has one, two eyes.

Excuse Moi!: Mm hmm. Oh! And I have one, two hands.

Animal-istic: Mm hmm. And Animal-istic has one, two feet! (laughing)

Excuse Moi!: Oh boy. Oh wait! Animal-istic!

Animal-istic: What? What, what?

Excuse Moi!: I don't think we have anymore one twos to count.

Animal-istic: But isn't Excuse Moi! forgetting something?

Excuse Moi!: What?

Animal-istic: Us!

Excuse Moi!: Oh. (gasps) That's right!

Animal-istic and Excuse Moi! : One, two friends! (laugh ing)

Excuse Moi!: Two is my favorite number. Two is neat.

Animal-istic: (spoken) It really is neat. (singing) Two is being together. Two is sweet!

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) Aw. Two is you and another someone...

Animal-istic and Excuse Moi! : Having fun.

Animal-istic: Two is simple.

Excuse Moi!: Two is easy.

Animal-istic and Excuse Moi! : All two is is one and one.

Animal-istic: Two is our laughing and loving. Two is right!

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) Mm hmm. (singing) Two is somebody's arms just holding tight.

Animal-istic: Oh yeah!

Animal-istic and Excuse Moi! : Two you see, is better by far than one could ever be! 'Cause two is you and me!

Animal-istic: Sing it again! Hit it, Excuse Moi!!

Excuse Moi!: Two is you and another someone...

Animal-istic and Excuse Moi! : Having fun!

Animal-istic: Two is simple!

Excuse Moi!: Two is easy!

Animal-istic and Excuse Moi! : All two is is one and one.

Excuse Moi!: Two is laughing and loving. Two is right!

Animal-istic: Ba ba badada. Two is somebody's arms just holding tight.

Animal-istic and Excuse Moi! : Two you see, is better by far than one could ever be. 'Cause two is you and me! That's two!

Animal-istic: (laughing) Come on, Excuse Moi!. Let's go.

Excuse Moi!: Okay. (laughing)

Animal-istic: That was fun!

Excuse Moi!: That was fun, Animal-istic!