It's a Not-So Meaningful Light Theatrical Trailer

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 * Alvin, Simon and Theodore: We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
 * Narrator: You love pirate fiction!
 * Charlie: You're the spitting image of Little Joe himself.
 * Mordecai: Haman hates us, hates our whole family.
 * Khalil: The woman's father is the head of an international ring of camel thieves!
 * Miss Minchin: I've always wanted a hot tub.
 * Louis: And then everyone will think you're gonna come in and take their stuff!
 * Angel: He still wants you.
 * Soldier: If anyone is to do the leaving...
 * Minn: I gotta get even with him.
 * Narrator: After Jaws...
 * Watson: Did you sign both of our names?
 * Huck: Ya, the babies.
 * Narrator: After 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea...
 * Strawberry: Why don't we come back to that?
 * Narrator: After Free Willy...
 * Sheriff: I'm gonna throw up on Skittles.
 * Captain Pa: Ya, I'm going back to Bathroom Town tomorrow.
 * Narrator: After Top Gun...
 * Reuben: Let's go help the League find someplace to sleep for the night.
 * Ginger Snap: Money is no object.
 * Narrator: After The Hunt for Red October...
 * Chog: All the way from Bethlingham, Cabbageville and Boo-Boo Ville...
 * Simon: King Twistomer can't make it tonight.
 * Narrator: Big Idea Productions presents - the biggest fish story of all time! Now playing everywhere.