Sesame Street/Scrooge (from The Muppet Christmas Carol)

Cast

 * Grover as Gonzo
 * Elmo as Rizzo the Rat
 * Oscar the Grouch as Ebenezer Scrooge
 * Mr. Johnson as George the Janitor
 * Lady Agatha as Whatnot Woman
 * Sherlock Hemlock as British Pig
 * Harvey Monster as Boppity
 * Frieda as Aretha
 * Jamie Fox as Porcupine
 * Pestie as Inkspot
 * Benny Rabbit as Rabbit
 * Simon Soundman as J.P. Grosse
 * Sheep as Sheep
 * The Super Foods as Singing Vegetables
 * Willy Muppet as Vegetable Seller
 * Little Bird, The Log Bird and David Finch as Pigeons
 * Chip and Dip as Cats
 * Lefty the Salesman as Beggar
 * Leo the Party Monster as Purple Monster
 * Fenwick as Mudwell the Mudbunny
 * Rosemary as Murray the Minstrel
 * Billy Monster as Begoony
 * Twiddlebugs as Mouse Family
 * Margaret as Geri
 * Teresa as Geri and the Atrics drummer
 * Astronaut as Geri and the Atrics pianist
 * Telephone Operator as Mrs. Appleby
 * Betty Lou as Yolanda Rat
 * Charlie (Anything Muppet), The Busby Twins, Kingston Livingston III, Loretta, Mario, Hard Head Henry Harris, Baby Breeze, Suzetta Something and Smart Tina as Children
 * Roosevelt Franklin as Punch and Judy Puppeteer
 * Harvey Kneeslapper and Mr. Between as Punch and Judy Puppets
 * Buster the Horse as Richmond the Horse
 * Fred the Wonder Horse as Horse
 * Farmer Frankie as Mr. Bitte
 * Professor Hastings as Pops
 * Anything Muppets as Whatnots
 * The Big Bad Wolf as Wolf

Lyrics
Mr. Johnson: When a cold when blows it chills you Chills you to the bone But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart Like years of being alone Sherlock Hemlock: It paints you with indifference Like a lady paints with rouge Harvey Monster: And the worst of the worst Frieda: The most hated and cursed Harvey Monster: Is the one that we call Scrooge Unkind as any and he wrath of many This is Ebenezer Scrooge

Everyone: There goes Mister Humbug There goes Mister Grim If they gave a prize for being mean The winner would be him

Sheep: Old Scrooge he loves his money Cause he thinks it gives him power The Super Foods : If he became a flavour You can bet he would be sour

[speech] Willy Muppet: "Even the Super Foods don't like him!"

Little Bird, The Log Bird and David Finch : There goes Mister Skinflint There goes Mister Greed Chip and Dip: The undisputed master of The underhanded deed

Lefty the Salesman and Leo the Party Monster : He charges folks a fortune For his dark and drafty houses Fenwick, Rosemary and Billy Monster : Us poor folk live in misery Thomas Twiddlebug: It's even worse for Twiddlebugs

Tina Twiddlebug: [speech] "Please, sir! I want some cheese."

Margaret, Teresa , Astronaut , Telephone Caller and Betty Lou : He must be so lonely He must be so sad He goes to extremes To convince us he's bad He's really a victim of fear and afraid Look close and there be a sweet man inside... Naahhh!

Everyone: There goes Mister Outrage There goes Mister Sneer Roosevelt Franklin: He has no time for friends or fun Harvey Kneeslapper: His anger makes that clear

Buster the Horse and Fred the Wonder Horse : Don't ask him for a favor Cause his nastiness increases Farmer Frankie: No crust of bread for those in Twi iddle bu gs : No cheeses for us Twiddlebugs

Grover: Oscar liked the cold. He was hard and sharpas a flint.. secretive. Self-contained. As solitary as an oyster.

Everyone: There goes Mister Heartless There goes Mister Cruel He never gives he only takes Lets his hunger rule

Margaret, Teresa and Telephone Operator : If being mean's a way of life You'd practice and rehearse Sherlock Hemlock and Harvey Monster : Then all that work is paying off 'Cause Scrooge is getting worse

Everyone: Everyday in every way Scrooge is getting worse