Junior Asparagus Throws a Tantrum


 * Storyteller: One day, Junior Asparagus, Mom Asparagus and Dad Asparagus went to a video store, when Junior saw a 1992 Thomas Gets Bumped tape, it happened.
 * Junior: I want this Thomas Gets Bumped 1992 tape.
 * Junior's Mom: Nah!
 * Junior's Dad: And that video costs money.
 * Junior: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT THOMAS GETS BUMPED TAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Junior's Parents: YOU SUCK, JUNIOR!!!!!!!
 * Junior: But I still want that tape!!!!! WAHAHA!!!!!!
 * Storyteller: The next day, Junior and his parents went to a toy store. And Junior saw a 2000 Sodor China Clay Cars train.
 * Junior: May I have that Sodor China Clay Cars?
 * Junior's Parents: NEVER!!!!!!!
 * Junior: Waaaahhh!!!!!! I WANT THAT 2000 SODOR CHINA CLAY CARS TRAIN NOW!!!!!!! WAHAHA!!!!!!
 * Junior's Mom: YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!
 * Storyteller: Then, Junior's parents and the kids ran away from Junior throws a tantrum when the police arrive.
 * Bob: Hey!! What are YOU doing at The Toy Store?!?!
 * Junior: My parent don't want to drag me out of the store!!!! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!! NOOOOO!!!!
 * Larry: Shut up I'm not going to let you do that I'll put handcuff on you.
 * Bob: Officer Larry, we need to put Junior in the jail, right now.
 * Storyteller: Then, Yogi Bear, Boo Boo Bear, Quick Draw McGraw, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi and Archibald were playing dodgeball in a field.
 * Yogi Bear: Ready?
 * Mario & Yoshi: GO!!!!
 * Junior: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
 * Boo Boo Bear: Retreat!!!!
 * Everyone: HOORAY!!!! WE DEFEATED JUNIOR!!!!!
 * Quick Draw McGraw: That was easy!!
 * Luigi: Look, Junior is dead and he got hit by the ball!
 * Junior: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!!! WHY THE HELL AM I HERE IN A FIELD ALL DIRTY?!?!?
 * Archibald: I'm so glad you guys defeated Junior. You all deserve a big hand.
 * Mario: What's wrong, Junior?
 * Junior: You guys defeated me and I can't get that Thomas Gets Bumped 1992 tape or that Sodor China Clay Cars train!
 * Archibald: You can play with them for 4 months.
 * Junior: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT 4 MONTHS!!!!!!
 * Quick Draw McGraw: Yes! You will stay here 4 months!
 * Storyteller: Later, Yogi Bear, Boo Boo Bear, Quick Draw McGraw, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi and Archibald played with that 2000 Sodor China Clay Cars train and watched that 1992 Thomas Gets Bumped VHS.
 * Everyone: WOW! That was fun!!
 * Junior: AAAAAAAUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN FRAMED!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO GO HOME!!!! HEEELP!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLP!!!!!!!