The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run teaser (VF2000's version)

If the fanon film "Antonio and the Great Escape" was ever a real VeggieTales video, this teaser would've been played.

Transcript

 * (VeggieTales logo shows up)
 * Narrator: All-new on DVD!
 * SpongeBob: I love my life.
 * (Crowd cheers)
 * SpongeBob: I love you so much, Gary. I'll never forget the day we met.
 * Young SpongeBob: I'm.... ready. Hello little snail. What's your name? Gary, huh? Do you wanna be friends? Me too.
 * SpongeBob: Gary, I'm home! Gary? Gare-bear? Gary? Gary? Have you seen Gary?
 * Mr. Krabs: No.
 * Sandy: Nope.
 * Squidward: Nope.
 * SpongeBob: Gary's been snailnapped! GARY!!!
 * Narrator: This summer, the search begins...
 * Patrick: Friends don't let friends go on dangerous quests. Woah!
 * Sandy: Yee-haw!
 * Narrator: ...with all new faces...
 * Sage: Hello. Call me Sage.
 * Patrick: Good name.
 * Sage: I'm made out of sage and I am a sage. So works out pretty well.
 * Patrick: I'm Patrick. My name means "toasted enchantment".
 * Sage: Pretty sure it doesn't.
 * Narrator: ...the most amazing places...
 * SpongeBob: The lost city of Atlantic City.
 * Patrick: I hope we don't lose focus.
 * SpongeBob: Look, I wouldn't worry about us losing...
 * Fish: Cotton candy! Ice cream! Churros!
 * Narrator: ...And a hero...
 * SpongeBob: Let it ride, Patrick! Let it ride!
 * Narrator: ...you can bet on.
 * Patrick: Put it on L.
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, that's not an L. That's a 7.
 * Patrick: Seven starts with an L?
 * (Crowd gasps)
 * Patrick: That's weird.
 * Narrator: The SpongeBob movie: Sponge on the run.
 * Patrick: This is gonna be like a buddy movie.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, I love your sense of irony Patrick.
 * Patrick: Thank you. I love my sense of ironing too.
 * Narrator: Coming to DVD Summer 2014!