The Nutcracker nail polish/I'll Always Remember I Love You (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Berry Fairy Fun as Forgetful Jones
 * Envy the Adventure as Clementine

Lyrics
Berry Fairy Fun: Oh, Gene Autry. I could never forget you.

Envy the Adventure: Berry Fairy Fun! There you are!

Berry Fairy Fun: Well, howdy, darling Envy the Adventure. How are you?

Envy the Adventure: Berry Fairy Fun, you were supposed to come to my place and pick me up.

Berry Fairy Fun: But I don't even know where you live.

Envy the Adventure: Oh, sure you do, Berry Fairy Fun. You just forgot like you always do!

Berry Fairy Fun: Oh, I'm sorry, darling. What was it we were supposed to do today?

Envy the Adventure: Celebrate. Today is a special day.

Berry Fairy Fun: Oh, how can I forget? It's our anniversary! Oh, Envy the Adventure!

Envy the Adventure: Berry Fairy Fun, we're not married!

Berry Fairy Fun: Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Envy the Adventure: I know you forget everything, but sometimes, I can't help but feel kind of sad about it. It's as though you don't, you don't give a hoot about your Envy the Adventure.

Berry Fairy Fun: (spoken) Oh, but, Envy the Adventure, you're wrong about that. Now you just listen. I wanna sing you a song about the way I feel about you, okay? Listen. (singing) I can't remember the street where you live, you're namely a number, my mind is like a sin. ( Envy the Adventure: That's right! ) I'm known by forgetting, it's hard to forgive, but I'll always remember I love you. (spoken) It's true, Envy the Adventure, it's true. Ya gotta believe me!

Envy the Adventure: Sweet talking man, you.

Berry Fairy Fun: I always regret the day that we met. It's one of those things I will always forget. Our precious past, well, it fades mighty fast. ( Envy the Adventure: I never! ) But my love for you is a kind that will last. So, I can't remember the date of your birth, the size of your feet or your hide or your girth. Put on my sweet for whatever it's worth ( Envy the Adventure: Sing it! ) I'll always remember, I love, I mean it, I really do, I love you.

Envy the Adventure: Oh, Berry Fairy Fun. That's the nicest birthday present a girl could ever have.

Berry Fairy Fun: Birthday?! Now I remember what I got this box for!

Envy the Adventure: It must be a present!

Berry Fairy Fun: No, it's a party! Happy birthday, Envy the Adventure!

Envy the Adventure: Oh, I'm speechless!

Berry Fairy Fun: Ooo-wheee!