Rusty Rivets/Poltergeist in the Closet (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Mr. Higgins as Homer
 * Rusty Rivets as Bart (genderbent role)

Transcript

 * Mr. Higgins: (steps on floorboard on the stair) Squeaky stair here. (points at a portrait of King Dice but with a weird face) Scary portrait there. (touches the doorknob to the closet) Poltergeist in the closet. (opens the door to see Werner wearing a white bedsheet over his head with two holes cut out for eyes)


 * Rusty: (lets out a ghostly moan) I died ven Higgins sat on me!


 * Mr. Higgins: Why ye little! (chokes and strangled Rusty) I’m the victim here!