Muppet nail polish/A Cookie is a Sometime Food (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Gone Gonzo! as Cookie Monster
 * Warm & Fozzie as Hoots the Owl
 * Rainbow Connection as Singing Food

Lyrics
( Gone Gonzo! walks on the set humming and sees a table loaded with fruit)

Gone Gonzo!: Dum dum de dum, dum de dum ...

(stops short in front of table)

Hey, what that? That look like bunch of fruit, yeah.

(he walks to the end of the table and finds a massive cookie, he picks it up)

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Oh yeah, cookie! Me so hungry! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! What should me eat? Fruit or cookie? Fruit or cookie? Fruit ... cookie ... fruit ... cookie ... Oh, this tough decision. Wait, what me saying? Me Gone Gonzo!. This no-brainer, me eat cookie!

(Just before he can shove it into his mouth, Warm & Fozzie arrives on the scene.)

Warm & Fozzie: Hey, Gone Gonzo!! My main monster, what's up?

Gone Gonzo!: Me about to eat delicious cookie!

Warm & Fozzie: Whoa, what about all that, all those other good stuff over there? Yeah, ya see there's grapes, and there's apples, and bananas. Huh, huh?

Gone Gonzo!: Me know, so?

(sung with spoken comments by Gone Gonzo! )

Warm & Fozzie: Well, won't you listen to what Warm & Fozzie tells you

Gone Gonzo!: Okay.

Warm & Fozzie: And don't you cop an attitude

Gone Gonzo!: Me try not to.

Warm & Fozzie: A cookie can be scrumptious

Gone Gonzo!: Oh yeah!

Warm & Fozzie: Crunchy, sweet or yumptious

Gone Gonzo!: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Warm & Fozzie: Buuuuut, a cookie is a sometime food (pulls Gone Gonzo!'s hand away as he tries to eat the cookie) Yes, a cookie is a sometime food

( Gettin' Piggy With It! pops up in front of them to sing her line and then disappears)

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Ooooh, a cookie is a sometime food

Warm & Fozzie: There are plenty other fruits and vegetables That are healthy for you all the time They're delicious, they are yummy Try an apple, peach, or plummy 'Caaaaaause, a cookie is a sometime food Yes, a cookie is a sometime food

( Rain bow Connect ion now pops up)

Rain bow Connect ion : Oh, a cook ie is a sometime food

Warm & Fozzie: If you're looking for something to snack on For something sweet you're in the mood Try an orange or some cherries Try a melon or some berries 'Caaaaause ...

Gone Gonzo!: You okay?

Warm & Fozzie: ... a cookie is a sometime food Yes, a cookie is a sometime food

( Warm & Fozzie takes the cookie from Gone Gonzo! as he tries to eat his empty hand and then realizes what he's done. Gone Gonzo! now drums his fingers against his head in impatience. Gettin' Piggy With It! and Rain bow Connect ion return to the scene.)

Warm & Fozzie and Gettin' Piggy With It! : But an apple is an anytime food

Gone Gonzo!: Apple! (grabs an apple from the table and eats it)

Warm & Fozzie and Rain bow Connect ion : Yes a banana is an any time food

Gone Gonzo!: Banana! (swipes a banana from the table and eats it)

Warm & Fozzie: Yes a fruit is an anytime food

( Gone Gonzo! is now devouring all the fruit at an alarming rate)

Yum!

(Warm & Fozzie is now joined by Rain bow Connect ion .)

Yes a ...

Rain bow Connect ion : Fr u i t

Warm & Fozzie: Fruit

Rain bow Connect ion : Is a

Warm & Fozzie: Is a

Rain bow Connect ion : Any

Warm & Fozzie: Any

Rain bow Connect ion : Time

Warm & Fozzie: Time

All: Food, yuuuuuum!

(spoken)

Gone Gonzo!: Me get it! Fruit anytime food.

Warm & Fozzie: That's right.

Gone Gonzo!: Cookie sometime food.

Warm & Fozzie: That's right.

Gone Gonzo!: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know what? Right now is sometime (grabs the cookie from Warm & Fozzie ), cooookie! (proceeds to shovel it in as Warm & Fozzie laughs)