Cheese Sandwich and the Birthday Mail

Cheese Sandwich and the Birthday Mail is the twenty-third episode of the tenth season of Cheese Sandwich the Earth Pony and Friends, and the two hundred and fifty seventh episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Thomas and the Birthday Mail.

Cast

 * Cheese Sandwich as Thomas
 * Rarity as Rosie
 * Owlowiscious as Harold
 * Zipporwhill as Alice (does not speak)
 * Shining Armor as Henry (cameo)
 * Twilight Sparkle as Molly (cameo)
 * Sonic (from Sonic) as Edward (mentioned)

Transcript
Narrator: "It was the stormy season in Ponyville. All the animals were battling against the bad weather.

Cheese Sandwich was busy taking mail to a far part of Equestria. He really liked going up to High Farm. A little filly named Zipporwhill lived there. Zipporwhill and Cheese Sandwich were good friends.

One day, Cheese Sandwich was on his way to High Farm when Rarity stopped beside him.

Rarity was a beautiful white unicorn. She was always pleased to see Cheese Sandwich. She liked him so much that she tried to be just him. So she tried to copy him. She tried to walk the way he did. She even tried to whistle like Cheese Sandwich. It made Cheese Sandwich cross."

Rarity: "Hello, Cheese Sandwich."

Narrator: "Said Rarity brightly."

Rarity: "What are you doing?"

Cheese Sandwich: "It's Zipporwhill's birthday."

Narrator: "Said Cheese Sandwich."

Cheese Sandwich: "I want to get all her letters up in good time."

Narrator: "Just then, Owlowiscious arrived with a new weather report."

Owlowiscious: "Another storm warning I'm afraid and heavy rain."

Narrator: "Owlowiscious warned Cheese Sandwich not to go up to High Farm."

Owlowiscious: "Heavy rain could cause landslides on that hilly road."

Narrator: "And Owlowiscious flew away. Cheese Sandwich didn't want to let Zipporwhill down."

Cheese Sandwich: "High winds don't bother me."

Narrator: "He said."

Rarity: "Or me."

Narrator: "Said Rarity."

Rarity: "I'll come as your back pony."

Narrator: "But Cheese Sandwich didn't want Rarity to come."

Cheese Sandwich: "No thank you, Rarity."

Narrator: "Said Cheese Sandwich."

Cheese Sandwich: "I can do it on my own."

Narrator: "And Cheese Sandwich walked away. But Rarity liked Cheese Sandwich very much and she wanted to help. So she walked naughtily after him.

Cheese Sandwich walked up the road to High Farm. The sky grew darker and darker. Soon it was pouring with rain. Cheese Sandwich's feet stumped. It was hard work."

Cheese Sandwich: "Rarity can't follow me."

Narrator: "He thought."

Cheese Sandwich: "She isn't strong enough."

Narrator: "But Cheese Sandwich was wrong. Rarity's hooves were stumping right behind him. She whistled cheerfully to Cheese Sandwich. Cheese Sandwich was cross."

Cheese Sandwich: "Bother!"

Narrator: "Soon, Cheese Sandwich came to more paths. One way was the long, but easy way to High Farm. The other way was short, but much harder way. Cheese Sandwich knew the longer way was safer."

Cheese Sandwich: "But I'll take the short way."

Narrator: "Said Cheese Sandwich."

Cheese Sandwich: "Then Rarity can't follow me. She isn't strong enough."

Narrator: "As the storm raged, Cheese Sandwich walked up the steep path. Cheese Sandwich was almost at High Farm. He was sure Rarity wasn't behind him now."

Cheese Sandwich: "I won't be seeing anymore of her today."

Narrator: "Thought Cheese Sandwich. Then came trouble. Earth and stones tumbled down the bank and blocked Cheese Sandwich's path."

Cheese Sandwich: "Fire and scales!"

Narrator: "Said Cheese Sandwich. But he still wanted to delivered Zipporwhill's presents."

Cheese Sandwich: "I'll just have to bash my way through."

Narrator: "Said Cheese Sandwich. He walked up to the landslide. Cheese Sandwich was almost up to feet in mud and stone. He tried to go on."

(Cheese Sandwich groans)

Narrator: "But he couldn't. He tried to back out, but he couldn't. Cheese Sandwich was stuck."

Cheese Sandwich: "I should have listened to Owlowiscious."

Narrator: "He said."

Cheese Sandwich: "Now Zipporwhill won't get her presents on time. I've let her down."

Narrator: "Then, he heard the sound of a unicorn. It was Rarity coming up the hill behind him."

Rarity: "It's me!"

Narrator: "She said. Then she saw Cheese Sandwich was stuck. Cheese Sandwich felt silly and very sad."

Rarity: "I'll go and get help."

Narartor: "Said Rarity."

Cheese Sandwich: "Wait a minute. Please, will you deliver Zipporwhill's present?"

Narrator: "Rarity was delighted."

Rarity: "Of course I can."

Narrator: "She said. Rarity collected Cheese Sandwich's changelings, and set off to High Farm. Cheese Sandwich waited for Rarity to come back. He was glad she had followed him after all.

Soon Rarity came walking back down the path."

Rarity: "Zipporwhill's mother has telephoned for help. Sonic is on his way to pull you out."

Narrator: "Then Cheese Sandwich noticed Rarity had someone with her. It was Zipporwhill. She had come to thank Cheese Sandwich for getting her birthday presents to her."

Cheese Sandwich: "I couldn't have done it without Rarity's help."

Narrator: "Said Cheese Sandwich."

Cheese Sandwich: "Now, we can all celebrate your birthday together."

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich whistled happily, and so did Rarity."