Cartoon Story (SpongeBobthePrince274's Style)/Transcript

(SpongeBobthePrince274 logo)

(A row of moving boxes lie on the floor of the room. They are drawn up in crayon to look like a miniature Western town. The bedroom is lined with cloud wallpaper giving the impression of sky. One of the boxes has a children's illustrated "WANTED" poster of Sonic taped to it.)

(Sonic the Hedgehog is set in front of the poster as a voice-over is heard.)

??? (as Sonic): Alright everyone, this is a stick-up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!

(SpongeBob uses his spatula to empty the coins from the bank onto the floor. Sonic admires the coins.)

??? (as Sonic): Ooh! Money. Money. Money. *kissing noises*

(Applejack is brought into the scene.)

??? (as Applejack): Stop it! Stop it, you mean blue hedgehog (old potato)!

??? (as Sonic): Quiet, Applejack (Bo Peep), or your sheep get run over!

(The companion porcelain sheep are placed in the center of a Hot Wheels track loop.)

??? (as Applejack): Oh, no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!

(Braeburn enters into the scene opposite an inanimate hedgehog.)

Braeburn (Voice Box): Reach for the sky.

??? (as Sonic): Oh, no! Sheriff Braeburn!

??? (as Braeburn): I'm here to stop you, speedy blue Bart!

??? (as Sonic): Doh! How'd you know it was me?

??? (as Braeburn): Are you gonna come quietly?

??? (as Sonic): You can't touch me Sheriff! I brought my attack bee with a built-in force field!

(A anthropomorphic bee enters into the scene.)

???: Did someone say "force field"?

(Cuts to the bee, who is revealed to be Charmy with some armor on him and a spear in his hands.)

(Cuts back to Braeburn.)

??? (as Braeburn): Well, I brought my Aura Pokémon, who eats force field bees!

??? (as Aura Pokémon): '''AAAAR! ROAR-ROAR-ROAR!'''

??? (as Charmy): '''YIPE! YIPE-YIPE-YIPE!'''

(Sonic is shocked.)

Sonic: Uh-oh.

??? (as Braeburn): You're goin' to jail, Bart.

Sonic: Hey! Not cool!

(Sonic is brought to Molly's (Dil's) Crib as she crawls over and picks up Sonic.)

(She sucks on him for a beat then proceeds to pound the toy repeatedly against the rail of her crib, leaving Sonic helpless and mad.)

Sonic: That's it! I had enough!

(Andy (Jason) picks up Braeburn off the floor.)

Andy (Jason): You saved the day again, Braeburn (Woody).

Braeburn (Voice Box): You're my favorite deputy.

(Song: You've Got a Friend in Me (by Randy Newman; opening credits version))


 * You've got a friend in me
 * You've got a friend in me
 * When the road looks rough ahead
 * And you're miles and miles
 * From your nice warm bed
 * You just remember what your old pal said
 * Boy, you've got a friend in me
 * Yeah, you've got a friend in me


 * Some other folks might be
 * A little bit smarter than I am
 * Bigger and stronger too
 * Maybe
 * But none of them will ever love you
 * The way I do, it's me and you


 * Boy, and as the years go by
 * Our friendship will never die
 * You're gonna see it's our destiny
 * You've got a friend in me (X2)
 * You've got a friend in me

(Song ends)

Andy (Jason): Wow! Cool!