Muppet nail polish/This Old Bat (from Kids' Favorite Songs)

Cast

 * Gettin' Piggy With It! as Elmo
 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Count von Count

Lyrics
Gettin' Piggy With It!: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Oh, Gettin' Piggy With It! is practicing for Gettin' Piggy With It!'s Countdown on the radio. Yeah! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...

Pepe's Purple Passion: I hear that Gettin' Piggy With It! is picking ten songs to play on the radio. I hope he'll play a song that means a very great deal to me. Oh, Gettin' Piggy With It!

Gettin' Piggy With It!: 3, 2...oh, hi, Pepe's Purple Passion! Gettin' Piggy With It! was just practicing counting backwards for Gettin' Piggy With It!'s Countdown.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh, excellent. But I want you to listen to a song I've learned back in the old country when I was a little puppy. It's called "This Old Bat" and I've brought some friends along to sing it with us.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: But, but, but Gettin' Piggy With It! has to practice, Rover Joe.

Pepe's Purple Passion: This old bat, he played one, He played knick-knack on my thumb; Knick-knack paddywhack, Give a bat a bone, This old bat goes flying home. Ah, ah, ah.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Oh, boy.

Pepe's Purple Passion: These old bats, they played two, They played knick-knack on my shoe; Knick-knack paddywhack, ( Gettin' Piggy With It!: Shoe? ) Give a bat a bone, This old bat goes flying home.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Bye, bats.

Pepe's Purple Passion: These old bats, they played three.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: They played knick-knack on Gettin' Piggy With It!'s knee.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Knick-knack paddywhack, Give a bat a bone.

Gettin' Piggy With It! and Pepe's Purple Passion : This old bat goes flying home.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Bye, bye. (laughing)

Pepe's Purple Passion: These old bats, they played four, they played knick-knack on my floor.

Gettin' Piggy With It! and Pepe's Purple Passion : Knick-knack paddywhack, Give a bat a bone, This old bat goes flying home. Ah, ah, ah.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Ha, ha! Yes! Four, Gettin' Piggy With It!. That was four fabulous bats flying home. Ah, ah, ah!

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Ah, ah, ah! (laughing) This is so much fun, Pepe's Purple Passion.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Gettin' Piggy With It!, I love to count bats. I could count five bats, six bats, seven bats. Oh, sing with me again, Gettin' Piggy With It!

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Oh, sorry, Pepe's Purple Passion. Gettin' Piggy With It! has to practice counting backwards for the radio show. See you later. Bye, bye, bats.

Pepe's Purple Passion: (singing) These old bats, they played five, they played knick-knack on our hive; Knick-knack paddywhack, Give a bat a bone, This old bat goes flying home. (spoken) Aha, yes, my precious! Wonderful!