Grease nail polish/Rub Your Tummy (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie
 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert

Lyrics
Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Hey there, everybody! Can you do this? Pat your head and rub your tummy. Try it! Pat on top and rub your tummy in a circle like this. (laughing)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, what are you doing?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, we're patting our heads and rubbing our tummies, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: We? We who?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: We, us. (laughing)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, hi there! (laughing)

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Hey, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, try patting your head and rubbing your tummy with us.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I don't know, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. I'll look silly.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Silly is fun, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I'm not really good at that kind of thing.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: How do you know if you don't even try?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Gym wasn't my best subject. How about a rousing game of Pinochle instead, huh?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, come on, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, we'll help you, right? Let's help my old buddy Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be rub his tummy and pat his head, okay?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: There's music, too?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (spoken) Everything's better with music, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. (singing) Rub your tummy, just like this Rub it all day long! Rub your tummy, rub it hard While we sing our song ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I think I can do that. ) Come on! Rub, rub, rubba, rub Rub, rub, rubba, rub Rub, rub, rubba, rub Rub, rub, rubba, rub Rub, rub, rubba, rub, rub Play and sing along

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Hey, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, I think I've got it!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (spoken) He thinks he's got it! (laughing) Now try the pat part, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. (singing) Pat your head, just like this Pat it all day long! Pat your head, but not too hard ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: This is kind of awkward for me. ) And sing our silly song ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I have a high forehead, you know. ) Pat, pat, patta, pat Pat, pat, patta, pat Pat, pat, patta, pat ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: This isn't so hard. ) Pat, pat, patta, pat Pat, pat, patta, pat, pat Sing our silly song

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, this I could do all day!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Okay then, let's put it all together!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: All together?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (singing) Rub your tummy, pat your head! ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: At the same time? ) Play and sing along- ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I don't know, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. ) As we sing our very, very ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Is that possible? ) Merry silly song (laughing) (spoken) How are you doing there, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, I'm trying to concentrate.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Gee, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, I think you're rubbing your head and patting your tummy.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Wait, wait, look at that! I'm doing it, I got rhythm, I got control! I've got hand eye coordination!

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (spoken) Good for you, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be! And how are you doing? Are you patting your head and rubbing your tummy too? (singing) Rub, rub, rubba, pat, Pat, pat, patta, rub, Rub, rub, rubba, pat ( Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yeah! We're grooving now! (laughing) ) Pat, pat, patta, rub, Rub, pat, a pat pat, come and play along!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Pat, pat, patta, pat Rub, rub, rubba, rub Pat, pat, patta, pat Rub, rub, rubba, rub

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: I have to go meet Rubber Duckie in the bathtub now. Bye, everybody!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: (singing) Come and play along, yeah! (spoken) Hey, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, try this one! Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!? Huh. Hey, catch this, pat your head, rub your tummy, hop on one foot and recite, "Mary Had a Little Pigeon". (clearing throat) Mary had a little pigeon who soared up in the sky and everywhere that Mary went, the pigeon was sure to fly. If my gym teacher could see me now. (laughing)