Quotes from Animaniacs/VeggieTales (Version 9)

A list of quotes from Animaniacs/Veggietales for Youtube.

ManiacTales Theme Song
Yakko: Okay, Wakko, it's time for the theme song.

Wakko: Uh, yeah, Yakko. What do I do?

Yakko: Hmm... Let's see. I know. You play the guitar.

Wakko: Yakko, I don't have any hands.

Yakko: Oh, you're right. Well, okay, you play this.

Wakko: I don't want to play that! I'll look silly!

Yakko: Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

Wakko: Nope. Not going to do it.

Yakko: It's for the kids.

Wakko: Oh. Okay. But they better not laugh.

Yakko: All right! Better get on out there. If you like to talk to warners, If a squash can make you smile, If you like to waltz with mouses, Up and down the produce aisle... Have we got a show for you!

All: ManiacTales,''' ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales. ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales.'''

Yakko: Squirrel, Doctor, gotta be...

All: ManiacTales!

Skippy Squirrel: Pigeons, Hedgehogs, Mouses...

All: ManiacTales!

Larry: Cats, Dogs, half an hour...

All: ManiacTales!''' There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like ManiacTales! There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like ManiacTales! It's time for ManiacTales!'''

(Animaniacs laughing)

ManiacTales Theme Song (2010)
Yakko and Animaniacs: If you like to talk to warners, If a squash can make you smile, If you like to waltz with mouses, Up and down the produce aisle... Ahem. Excuse me. Have we got a show for you!

All: ManiacTales,''' ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales. ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales.'''

Yakko: Squirrel, Doctor, gotta be...

All: ManiacTales! '''There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like ManiacTales! There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like ManiacTales! It's time for ManiacTales!'''

(Animaniacs laughing)

Yakko is Siting
Thaddeus Plotz: Everybody else is lying down, but you three are standing up.

Ralph The Guard: Actually, boss, I think that tomato is sitting.

Yakko: I'm standing!

Ralph The Guard: Sitting

Yakko: Look! This is sitting and this is standing. I'm standing.

Ralph The Guard: Okay, he's standing.

What Would Happen?
Yakko: Um, what would happen. Say, if someone didn't quite agree with everything in that song, so they didn't, um... didn't sing it. What would happen?

Thaddeus Plotz: What's that over there?

Skippy Squirrel: That's the furnace.

Thaddeus Plotz: What's it for?

Wakko: Well, that's where the bad bunnies go.

Thaddeus Plotz: Let's just say, in my mind, if you don't bow down and sing the song, you're a BAD bunny.

Yakko: You don't mean?

Thaddeus Plotz: But I'm sure that won't happen. It's almost time for the ceremony. I'll see you out there.

About the Flower Bed
Wakko: Hey! you're a rat!

Rhubella Rat: That's right! Did you hear about Dr. Scratchansniff?

Wakko: Oh, Dr. Scratchansniff's is going to be mad! He hates rats in his flower bed!

Rhubella Rat: Yeah, But... Did you hear about Dr. Scratchansniff?

Wakko: You'd better get out of here, before Dr. Scratchansniff comes back!

Rhubella Rat: You're not listening to me. Did you hear -

Dr. Scratchansniff: Master Wakko! It's the Dot! She says it's urgent!

Wakko: I'll be right there! I got to go. How that thought.

What'd you do that for?
Hamton J. Pig: Hey! What'd you did that for?

Babs Bunny: I didn't do. You did it you big possum head.

Hamton J. Pig: I did not you taco salad rabbit nose.

Babs Bunny: You did you casserole head iguana boy!

(everyone goes into silence)

Hamton J. Pig: Flavio!

(Flavio steps out of the car)

Flavio: Now Babs, apologize to your brother.

Babs Bunny: Huh? What for?

Flavio: Well, you know he just turned eighteen years old.

Babs Bunny: Yeah, so?

Here comes of shoe on his Head
Wakko: Gosh, this is fun. It's great that my lobster can get out and run.

Yakko: (voice over) But neither the toy nor the boy with the shoe, could see the disaster about to ensue. For up in the rocks, hidden just out of sight were 6 beady eyes filled with anger and spite. 6 beady eyes watched our hero meander, two shifty crooks and their ruthless commander.

Pesto: Oh look, what a good fortune.

Yakko: (voice over) The nasty one said.

Pesto: Here comes a poor fool with a shoe on his head.

Bobby: I bet he's got money.

Squit: I bet he's got gold. Our maybe some jewelry he'd like us to hold.

Pesto: Whatever the booty I think I can stand it, why that's what I live for. That's why I'm a bandit.

Yakko: (voice over) And then they attacked him from under their rock. First he knocked off his shoe, then they knocked off his sock. But the thing they did next was extremely unfunny - why, they shook him so hard that he dropped his milk money.

Wakko: Hey.

Yakko: (voice over) He protested.

Wakko: I don't like your milk. How will I grow strong if I don't drink my milk?

Yakko: (voice over) But they didn't care, they'd accomplished their goal, so they put our friend down, stuck his head in a hole and walked off with his money and every last nickel, then yelled back as they left.

Bobby: See you round, silly pickle.

Wakko: Um, I'm a warner.

USS Applepies is in great Danger!
Yakko: I'm Yakko. I'm a warner and I need your help!

Skippy Squirrel: (directly at the camera) Whoa, deju vu. (at Wakko, noticing the chocolate bar stuck on him) Um... What's he got on his space helmet?

Yakko: Huh? What do you mean? Wakko!

Wakko: What?

Yakko: How many times have I told you not to eat while wearing your helmet?

Wakko: Oh. Sorry. (Tries shaking it off, tries biting it off, then nudges it off)

Yakko: Ahem... We need your help, Skippy! Our starship, the USS Applepies, is in great danger!

Skippy Squirrel: Oh, really? Tell me more!

Yakko: In just 8 minutes, the ship and its crew will be smashed to bits by a giant meteor!

Skippy Squirrel: Good heavens! Well, couldn't you just move the ship out of the way?

Yakko: That's just it. The Applepies is complete without power! Dead in the water! She can't budge an inch!

Wakko: She's stuck.

Skippy Squirrel: Oh, dear. Well, gee, how can I help?

Yakko: Didn't you minor in aero-space technology at the Happy Tots Preschool?

Skippy Squirrel: Why, yes! Yes I did!

Wakko: What did you major in?

Yakko: That's not important now.

Skippy Squirrel: Play-doh.

Wakko: (gasps) Me too!

Yakko: No time for chit-chat! Skippy, only you can save the Applepies! Lt. Wakko, the shrinker beam!

Wakko: Aye-aye, Captain Yakko!

(The spaceship brings Yakko, Wakko and Skippy Squirrel in and takes off in outer space)