Muppets/Big Bird's Beautiful Birthday Bash (from Big Bird's Birthday or Let Me Eat Cake)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Slim Wilson as Bob
 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
 * Spamela Hamderson as Gina
 * David Hoggselhoff as Mike
 * Wayne as Gordon
 * Mildred Huxtetter as Maria
 * Fozzie Bear as Snuffy
 * Floyd Pepper as Telly Monster
 * Flash as Alex
 * Bobo the Bear as Mr. Handford
 * Wanda as Susan
 * Penguins as Honkers
 * Beaker as Dinger
 * Ronald Duck as Duck
 * Annie Sue Pig as Ruby
 * George the Janitor as Luis
 * Mary Louise (little girl) as Prairie Dawn
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Count von Count
 * Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem as AM Monster Band
 * Walrus as Wolfgang the Seal

Lyrics
Everyone: It's Kermit the Frog's Beautiful Birthday Bash today! It's Kermit the Frog's Beautiful Birthday Bash today! On this very special day, We're going to celebrate... Kermit the Frog's Beautiful Birthday Bash!

Slim Wilson: With music, presents...

Rizzo the Rat: Ice cream!

Sam the Eagle: Trash!

Kermit the Frog: What does a birthday mean, anyways?

Spamela Hamderson: Well, it's the day when you were born.

David Hoggselhoff: The day you came out of your tadpole.

Wayne: Every year on this day, you grow one year older.

Mildred Huxtetter: So we have a party to celebrate your own very special day.

Kermit the Frog: All right.

Everyone: It's Kermit the Frog's Beautiful Birthday Bash today! And all of his friends are gathered around to say... Wave a hand, shake your leg, For the day you came out of your tadpole egg It's Kermit the Frog's Beautiful Birthday Bash today!

Kermit the Frog: This is my special day?

Everyone: Yeah. That's right!

Kermit the Frog: How special?

Spamela Hamderson: Well, if your birthday was a color, what's your favorite color?

Kermit the Frog: Green.

Mildred Huxtetter: Green grass.

Fozzie Bear: Leaves on a tree.

Floyd Pepper: Green environmental weather!

Everyone: On this very special day, We're going to celebrate... Kermit the Frog's Beautiful Birthday...

Kermit the Frog: Ouch!

Sam the Eagle: Heh, heh, heh. Kermit the Frog's collar!

Everyone: It's Kermit the Frog's Beautiful Birthday Bash today!

Wayne: A green day!

Flash: A environmental day!

Everyone: And all of his friends are gathered around to say...

Bobo the Bear: You're our favorite fellow day.

Kermit the Frog: Ouch!

Spamela Hamderson: Sam, what did you do?

Sam the Eagle: I was only trying to put it back on him.

Everyone: Wave a hand, shake your leg, For the day you came out of your tadpole egg It's Kermit the Frog's Beautiful Birthday Bash today!

Kermit the Frog: What if my birthday was a place?

Wanda: If your birthday was a place, it would be...

Penguins: Quack quack...

Beaker: Meep meep...

Penguins: Quack...

Beaker: Meep...

Ronald Duck: Quack.

Spamela Hamderson: A meadow and a summer with a clear blue brook.

Penguins: Quack quack...

Beaker: Meep meep...

Penguins: Quack...

Beaker: Meep...

Ronald Duck: Quack.

Annie Sue Pig: I really wish you were in a picture book.

Wanda: San Francisco.

George the Janitor: Santa Bay.

Sam the Eagle: Any place in Jersey on a rainy day!

Mary Louise: A cozy corner with my cat.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: A creepy castle full of bats.

Everyone: It's Kermit the Frog's Beautiful Birthday Bash today!

Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot and Animal : We're getting ready to throw the confetti!

Everyone: And all of his friends are gathered around to say.

Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper , Janice , Zoot and Animal : Don't be daunty, We're going to have a party!

Everyone: All of us have to say "Make a wish".

Spamela Hamderson: What would you wish for?

Walrus: Arf?

Spamela Hamderson: Fish!

Everyone: It's Kermit the Frog's Beautiful Birthday Bash... Kermit the Frog's Beautiful Birthday Bash today!