Everyone/B.B. King (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Bootjet Groovestar (from Miles from Tomorrowland) as B.B. King
 * The Ferocious Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Big Bird
 * Fozzie Bear (from The Muppets) as Bert
 * Yogi Bear (from Yogi Bear) as Baby Bear
 * Bugs Bunny (from Looney Tunes) as Benny Rabbit
 * Jasper Beardley (from The Simpsons) as Fat Blue Live-Hand Anything Muppet man
 * Dr. Teeth (from The Muppets) as Large Lavender Live-Hand Anything Muppet man
 * Richard (from Peg + Cat) as Elmo

Lyrics
Richard: (trumpet playing) All hail the King! Bootjet Groovestar! Yay!

(applause)

Bootjet Groovestar: Thank you! And now I'd like to sing a song about my favorite letter, the letter B.

Dr. Teeth: Oh, B. I love it! Sing it!

Fozzie Bear: Nice voice.

Bugs Bunny: Do your thing!

Bootjet Groovestar: I'm a ruler who loves B words, so they call me Bootjet Groovestar.

Dr. Teeth: Yeah, that's what I thought. Beard.

Bootjet Groovestar: Yes, I'm a monarch who loves B words.

Bugs Bunny: Yeah!

Bootjet Groovestar: So they call me Bootjet Groovestar.

Jasper Beardley: Sure do!

Bootjet Groovestar: Yeah, the blues begin with the B, so they're the only kind of songs I sing.

Jasper Beardley: Yeah, sing it, Bootjet!

Bootjet Groovestar: Without the letter B...

Jasper Beardley: Without the letter B!

Bootjet Groovestar: There couldn't be a beard.

Dr. Teeth: My beard!

Bootjet Groovestar: Without the letter B, No, we couldn't have a beard.

Jasper Beardley: Hey, now, what do you think of that?

Dr. Teeth: Well, man, I think it's pretty weird.

Jasper Beardley: You got that right.

Bugs Bunny: Hey, Bootjet!

Fozzie Bear: Yeah, we're groovin' now!

The Ferocious Beast: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Fozzie Bear: Yeah, play it, Bootjet. Play it! He's not called the beard king for nothin'. Aaahhh. Wocka, wocka, wocka!

Bootjet Groovestar: Without the letter B, there'd be no Fozzie Bear.

Bugs Bunny: Bye, Fozzie Bear. So much for you!

Bootjet Groovestar: And there'd be no Bug Bunny!

Bugs Bunny: That's Bugs!

Bootjet Groovestar: That's why I'm feeling blue.

Dr. Teeth: Bye, Bugs!

Bootjet Groovestar: Without the B, there'd be no Ferocious Beast. There'd be no Yogi Bear.

Jasper Beardley: Poor Yogi Bear.

Bootjet Groovestar: There'd be no King Bootjet Groovestar.

Jasper Beardley: Wow, he vanished in thin air!

Bootjet Groovestar: But we do have the letter B.

Everyone: Let's hear it for the letter B!

Jasper Beardley: Oh, yeah!

(cheering)