Fanboy & Chum Chum/South Park: The F Word In Class Scene-Featuring Fanboy, Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason, Sigmund The Sorcerer, Chum Chum, Yo, Duke and Mr. Hank Mufflin

Cast

 * Fanboy as Stan Marsh
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason as Kyle Broflovski
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer as Eric Cartman
 * Chum Chum as Kenny McCormick
 * Yo as Wendy Testaburger
 * Lupe as Bebe Stevens
 * Duke as Clyde Dovoman
 * Mr. Hank Mufflin as Mr. Garrison

Quotes

 * Mr. Hank Mufflin: Okay Children, let's start the day with a few math problems. What is five times two?, Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. Yes, Duke?
 * Duke: Twelve, man?
 * Mr. Hank Mufflin: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete stupid. Anyone?, Come on, don't be shy.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: I think I know the answer, Mr. Mufflin.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer [Mocking Kyle]: I zink I know ze answer, Mr. Mufflin.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Shut up, Showoff!
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Hey!, Don't call me showoff, you Elfing Constipator!
 * Mr. Hank Mufflin: Sigmund!, Did you say the F-word???
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Constipator?
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: No, he is talking about elf. You can't say that in school, you Elfing Showboat.
 * Mr. Hank Mufflin: Kyle!
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Vhy ze elf not?
 * Mr. Hank Mufflin: Sigmund!
 * Fanboy: Dude, you just said elf again!
 * Mr. Hank Mufflin: Purple Kid!
 * Chum Chum: Elf.
 * Mr. Hank Mufflin: Talking Racoon!
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Vhat's ze big deal?, It doesn't hurt anybody. Elf, elfity, elf, elf, elf.
 * Mr. Hank Mufflin: How would you like to go see the school counselor?!
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: How vould you like to cut right to ze schnitzel?
 * [The Class Gasp]
 * Mr. Hank Mufflin: What did you say?!
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Oh, I'm very sorry. Actually, Vhat I said vas. [Sigmund picks up a Megaphone, turns it on, and speaks] "How vould you like to cut right to ze schnitzel, Mr. Mufflin?!"
 * Fanboy: Oh man, Dude.