Hoity Toity

Hoity Toity is a song of Casey Jr. and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends song of the same song

Lyrics
His name is Hoity Toity Some people say he's Stout!! - rather rotund really quite round but he doesn't see it like that! He considers he’s a gentleman of merit With a railway exquisitely fine But his main aim is to see that his trains Run right on time! Hoit - Hoity Toity He's the head of the railway There is no doubt about that Controller of the line It's plain as plain can be For everyone to see That it’s The Earth Pony's Railway One day he was having breakfast When Casey Jr. decided to call He arrived unexpected and quite uninvited Straight through the dining room wall! "My goodness" said the Pony Why didn’t you knock on the door "This won’t do at all Just look at my wall" "And my breakfast's on the floor" Hoit - Hoity Toity He's the head of the railway There is ne doubt about that Controller of the line It's plain as plain can be For everyone to see That it's The Earth Pony's Railway He's so proud of his engines Each and everyone And though he's strict and meticulous Favourites he has none If ever there is trouble You know who will be there "If there is ever a crash a smash or a muddle! He's there at the double No trouble" 'Cause it's The Earth Pony's Railway When Alfred stayed in the tunnel Everyone tried to push But Hoity Toity would have none of that "My doctor has forbidden me to push" And one day the wind blew his sunglasses off A goat in the field saw his chance He just picked up the sunglasses said "thank you fro that" And ate it up for lunch! Hoit - Hoity Toity He's the head of the railway There is no doubt about that Pony of the line It's plain as plain can be For everyone to see That it's The Earth Pony’s Railway Hoit - Hoity Toity He's the head of the railway There is no doubt about that Pony of the line It's plain as plain can be For everyone to see That it's The Earth Pony’s Railway The Earth Pony's Railway Hoity Toity