Pj Throws Another Tantrum (A Friends and PBS NewsHour Crossover)

Transcript
Joycelyn: (lifts up the fork) C'mon, Pj. Give your salad a big taste.

Pj: NO!

Joycelyn: Just a little taste of the food?

Pj: (sobs) NO!

Robert MacNeil: If you don't eat your salad, I'm calling the police.

Pj: No police yet, grandpa! IT'S NOT EXTREMELY FAIR!! (throws the plate, and bursts into tears)

Jim Lehrer: That's it, youngest! You're punished for 6 years!

Pj: (wailing) But, grandpa...

(The next morning...)

Angelina: (knocks on door)

Joycelyn: Come in.

Angelina: (opens door) Oh, Gwen Ifill. You've punished Pj to her room for 16 years.

Joycelyn: (picks up the phone) Hello?! It's me, Joycelyn! The father of Pj! Police officers NewsHour, send Pj in jail.

Judy Woodruff: Yes, Gwen Ifill!

(Nine minutes later...)

Pj: I'll never try my salad ever again.

Gwen Ifill: Freeze! What are YOOOOOOUUUU doing in HEEEEERRRE!!!?!??!!?

Pj: Nothing. (gets shrunk into mouse-size)

Margaret Warner: Oh, Pj. You're tiny just like me.

Pj: (in high-pitched voice) HEEEEELP!!!! I'M SHRUNK! HELP! HELP! I'M VERY TINY!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joycelyn: Gee whiz.

Angelina: Let's go back to the office.

Joycelyn: Okay, Angelina.

Pj: (still screaming and running) ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

(15 years later...)

Pj: (who is 18 years old) ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (stops screaming then grows herself back to normal size) Whew! What a relief. Now I can eat my broccoli on my own. (chomps on two forkfuls of broccoli and watches TV)

Narrator: (on TV) And now it's time for... Barney and Friends!

Barney: Excuse me, BJ?

BJ: Yes, Baby Bop.

Pj: Girl, I'm the greatest teenager boy of them all.