Disney's Weird World Full Script


 * (film starts by showing a dark fiery cave and reveals Tyler holding two platinum swords)
 * Tyler: King Axecutioner!

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 * King Axecutioner: The one and only and I am about steal one of the most devastating, devious, despicable, dastardly and deadliest weapons on Earth. (holds up a picture of an axe) An axe. (cackles)
 * Tyler: You won't get it without a fight!
 * King Axecutioner: If you insist. Balloonions, attack the homeless tomato! NOW
 * Tyler: Homeless, I prefer the word EXPERINCED! (slashes the swords and pops most of the ballonions)
 * Balloonion 1: Ahh!
 * Balloonion 2: Sir, the tomato is crazy! (pops)
 * Tyler: Ha, perfect!
 * King Axecutioner: You got guts kid, but... (pushes Tyler to the side)
 * Tyler: Ow, my back!
 * King Axecutioner: Now... (picks up some lava) ...eat this, veggie pie.
 * Tyler: Tomatoes are a fruit.
 * King Axecutioner: How do you know, white lines? (drops the lava)
 * Tyler: I know everything.
 * King Axecutioner: We'll see about that. What's bigger - a teaspoon or a dessert spoon?
 * Tyler: A teaspoon.
 * King Axecutioner: What is the fourth longest river in the USA?
 * Tyler: The Rio Grande.
 * King Axecutioner: Where is the headquarters for Asda?
 * Tyler: Leeds, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom.
 * King Axecutioner: What's 8105 x 7392?
 * Tyler: 59912160.
 * King Axecutioner: Not bad. For a boneless, eyeball-less homeless sickly mint fresh fortune teller! (picks up some lava and throws it at Tyler's face) Yah!
 * Tyler: (Screams) My eyes! My eyes!
 * King Axecutioner: Ha, ha ha! And just a little finishing touch... (kicks Tyler off a cliff and he falls)
 * Tyler: Help!
 * King Axecutioner: The axe is mine! (Goes to a silver box with bronze stars and holds a axe) It's mine! Nothing can stop me now! Nothing! *Cackles eviliy*
 * (a "12 Years Later" card is shown and then a large town, then a street and then a Big Mac house are shown)
 * (In the Big Mac house, George Jacqueline and Craig are asleep in their beds when the alarm clock rings) (The clock reads 8:25am and George Jacqueline tries to turn it off, then grabs a hammer and smashes it, then sits up in surprise)
 * George Jacqueline: Sour cream and beetroot! Oh. (yawns and streches) Good morning Craig.
 * Craig: (A drawer opens to reveal Craig and he wakes up and yawns too) Morning George. (sighs happily) Good, it's time to get up. I love mornings. (gets out of bed and opens the curtains) Wow! Look at the beautiful morning sun.
 * George Jacqueline: (gets out of bed and looks at the sun) Woah. That is beautiful. I could see it all day. (his eyes are burning)
 * Craig: Uh, George?
 * George Jacqueline: (slurps a drink and his eyes get cooler) What, Craig?
 * Craig: Nothing, but... *Sniggers* ...I thought your eyes were on fire. (George punches him) Ow!
 * George Jacqueline: Never mind that. You wanna get some breakfast?
 * Craig: Yeah! Yeah, I do! Meet in the kitchen in 10 seconds. (bounces slowly to the door and bumps into it and falls over) It might be 20 seconds though.
 * (A "Twenty Seconds Later" timecard is shown then Craig grabs some bread and ketchup, then grills some bacon)
 * Craig: *Sniffs* Ahh, delicious back bacon.
 * George Jacqueline: Yum, I love bacon! Something's missing however.
 * George Jacqueline and Craig: Hmm... (Light bulbs appear above their heads) Sausages!
 * Craig: Let's fire up the firing pan... again.
 * (Craig throws 4 sausages on the frying pan and George throws them in the air and karate chops them in half)
 * George Jacqueline: Hi-yah! Yah!
 * (The sausage halves fall on the toast and Craig puts more toast on top of them to make toast sandwiches)
 * Craig: Breakfast is served. Mwah. Tuck in, George.
 * (George and Craig eat the sandwiches)
 * Craig: Mmm. (does a thumbs up) Perfection! (finishes his sandwich and belches) Excuse me.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, yeah. That's a belch. But not as good as this. (belches louder than Craig did)
 * (George and Craig laugh) (Barking can be heard)
 * George Jacqueline: Huh? Huh! It's Atom Pup! Come here boy! Come here.
 * Craig: Come here Atom Pup.
 * (George picks up Atom Pup and strokes him)
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, yeah what a good boy, aren't you, aren't you, aren't you? Yeah you are.
 * (The doorbell rings and Craig goes to answer it)
 * Craig: Mailman! (knocks George over and he drops Atom-Pup) (picks up the post and throws the letters repeatedly) Mail, mail, mail! Let's see. George, George, George, George, George, George, George, George, George, George... Oh wait, they're for both of us.
 * George Jacqueline: You silly dumb dumb bell. Any how, the day will go well at work don't you thin?
 * Craig: I guess it will. Don't YOU think?
 * (The logo for the film is shown along with other details as song called "Blue Gem" by The Wanted ft. Ellie Goulding is played)
 * Craig: Now to get ready for the day ahead. Step one - breath. (George and Craig breath in and out) Step 2 - Shower. (George and Craig are in their separate showers) And don't forget to wash behind you're ears.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, you don't have ears.
 * Craig: So, neither do you. Anyway, Step 3 - Shave you're face.
 * (George puts shaving cream on his face and shaves it, but Craig put some over his body)
 * Craig: Well, that's not gonna work. Have we got another bottle?
 * George Jacqueline: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! No.
 * Craig: Step 4 - Brush you're teeth. (both brush their teeth super fast and George spits but Craig swallows his and burps) 'Scuse me.
 * George: Ha, ha, ha. Step 5 - Comb you're hair. (combs his hair) Here you go Craig.
 * Craig: Thanks. (takes off his silver top hat to reveal his blue hair and he combs it) Perfect. Finally, Step 6 - Wear clothes.
 * George Jacqueline: (walks into the balcony naked) Oops, almost forgot that one. (dresses up in various things like a doctor, boxer, fireman, robot, scuba diver, penguin until he finally gets his normal clothes on) No, no, nuh uh, no, that this one, incorrect... Perfect! Eh? Now we are ready to start the day. Now let's say hello to everyone in town while we walk to work.
 * (George and Craig go outside and see Joe-Freddie and Turpit)
 * George Jacqueline: Hello, Joe-Freddie.
 * Craig: Hi, Turpit.
 * Joe-Freddie: George and Craig.
 * Turpit: How are things doing at home, work the shops and a few other destinations we don't need to mention?
 * Craig: Great!
 * (George and Craig see their friend Brawl skate pass them with her balloon Mark)
 * George Jacqueline: Hi, Brawl, hi Mark!
 * Brawl: Hello my friends!
 * Mark: Hi George! Hi...
 * (Craig pops out of nowhere and scares Mark)
 * Craig: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 * Mark: WAH! (pops)
 * Brawl: Y'all darn it!
 * Craig: Oops. I'm with the balloon on this.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, come on you one-eyed cretin!
 * Craig: OK coming! We'll sort out Mark later.
 * Brawl: *Sighs*
 * Craig: If he isn't dead.
 * Brawl: What?
 * (punching sound can be heard)
 * Craig: Ow! That's a hurty spot!
 * (At the fire station)
 * Chief Gandaf: OK, roll call! Rocko.
 * Rocko: Here!
 * Chief Gandaf: Slimy?
 * Slimy: (Slimy comes out from a sewer grate) Here, sir... duh! No, boss. No, commender. No, master. No, VIP!
 * Chief Gandaf: Stop it Slimy, or your fired.
 * Slimy: Ma'am I mean.
 * Chief Gandaf: OK. Lars? Lars?
 * (A big shadow appears above Chief Gandaf, Rocko and Slimy and is revealed to be Lars' shadow)
 * Lars: (in a very loud voice) Here ma'am! Would you like a coffee, tea or cappuccico?
 * Chief Gandaf: No thanks, big fella. Roary?
 * Roary: *Roars* Here Gandalf.
 * Chief Gandaf: I'm not from the Hobbit. It's pronounced Gandaf, not Gandalf. Wind-Up?
 * Wind-Up: *In robotic voice* Right here, exactly 3:54 seconds early.
 * Chief Gandaf: OK. Now, ah! My best employees - George and Craig!
 * George and Craig: Here, ma'am!
 * Chief Gandaf: How are my favourite fire fighters doing today?
 * Craig: What a hard day's work, George. Let's watch some television and I'll cook us some steak, fries and Bistro Salad.
 * George Jacqueline: Bistro Salad? I LOVE Bistro Salad.
 * (In the living room, George and Craig are watching TV while eating dinner)
 * George Jacqueline: You've outdone yourself Craig. The steak is great. What's the secret?
 * Craig: A good cook never reveals his secrets. (turns to the viewer) *Whispers* I added a special vinegar paste with vinegar, milk and... (looks both sides) some horseradish.
 * Craig: Nothing, I said... House reading.
 * George Jacqueline: Do I look like Alf to you?
 * Craig: No. *Sniggers* More like a lemon that's been out in the sun for too long. (George punches Craig) Ouch! Owww!
 * George Jacqueline: I hope you took that back! (eats a piece of steak)
 * Craig: George I've been thinking.
 * George Jacqueline: What about?
 * Craig: I bet you can't guess my favourite ever boy band.
 * George Jacqueline: Boy band, you say? I bet I could.
 * Craig: Go on then, have a guess.
 * George Jacqueline: The Beatles?
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: The Jackson 5?
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: Westlife?
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: Colour Me Badd?
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: JLS?
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: Come on. Are you trying to be clever with me? I know this garbage.
 * Craig: Oh yeah, you'll never guess.
 * George Jacqueline: Alright, I'm gonna say lots of names of boy bands and tell me if any are right.
 * Craig: OK.
 * George Jacqueline: Right, then. The Beach Boys, Jonas Brothers, Boyz II Men, New Kids On the Block, Boyzone, Take That, Duran Duran, The Osmonds, Big Time Rush, Exo, Menudo, The Wanted, Dream Street, BBMak, McFly, East 17...
 * Craig: Stop!
 * George Jacqueline: I got it?
 * Craig: Oh wait it's not that one.
 * George Jacqueline: Ahh! All-4-One, B2K, BLACKstreet, Jodeci, 112, Busted, Super Junior-T, Mindless Behavior, Silk, O-Zone, SS501, New Edition, Before you Exit, SHINee, Big Bang, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees. One Direction?
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: Wait is it one of those answers I said?
 * Craig: Yes. I tricked you.
 * George Jacqueline: Ah ha! You tricked me. I got you now sucker, oh yeah. Right then... The Beach Boys, Jonas Brothers...
 * Craig: McFly.
 * George Jacqueline: NUTS!!! Anyway let's play I Spy.
 * Craig: Me, first! I spy with my... (after a brief pause) Only eye.
 * George Jacqueline: Come on, the dog's not gonna feed itself.
 * Craig: OK, Mr. Bossy. Something beginning wiith... C.
 * George Jacqueline: Cabinet!
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: Clouds!
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: Coasters!
 * Craig: No.
 * (A time card reads "Several Wrong Guesses Later")
 * George Jacqueline: (boredly) Curtains?
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: (boredly) Couch.
 * Craig: No.
 * George Jacqueline: I give up. What is it?
 * Craig: Sky.
 * George Jacqueline: Craig! You one-eyed cretin! "Sky" doesn't begin with C.
 * Craig: Oh, right. You're right, my brain is so tiny I can't even read the Yellow Pages. Huh?
 * (Craig looks out the window)
 * Craig: George, I saw a giant purple turkey holding a yellow iPod, eating a purple tomato and pepperjack cheese toasted panini. And it talked Brazillian.
 * George Jacqueline: Don't be ridiculous. They don't exist. The official language of Brazil is Spanish anyway.
 * Craig: Oh no, wait it was a rhen.
 * Giant Purple Rhen: (speaking gibberish) Olá!
 * George Jacqueline: (sighs)
 * Hikouki (on TV): And coming up next...
 * Craig: Hey look! News about King Pharrell's Diamond Jubilee! Turn it up!
 * Hikouki: I can just say now, I'm particularly nervous of announcing. I'M ON TV!
 * Hank: Just finish the speech, you idiot!
 * Hikouki: OK, Hank. (clears throat) Anyway, we now go live to our king who has a few words to say.
 * King Axecutioner: Thank you Hikouki. (In quiet voice) And stop being nervous while on TV. Right. (clears throat) Hello, my people.
 * George Jacqueline: Hey, look! King Pharrell.
 * King Axecutioner: I'd like to invite you all to my castle for my Diamond Jubilee this Friday. Tickets are only $6,99 for a single person, or if more than one people come at same time, it's $5 for each person. Thank you for listening. And this party is gonna be... (in opera voice) ...the most spectacular...!! (back in normal voice) ...you have ever seen.
 * (Craig switches off TV)
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, my G-O-S-H! WE GOTTA GO!!!
 * Craig: Well we do have $10 I saved up for a special occasion. Will this be enough for both of us?
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, yes. I should think so. Look, I just need to pop to the newsstand for some milk. I'll back right. (gets up and leaves the living room)
 * Craig: OK, see you in a bit then.
 * (George is outside and whistles to the newsstand when he hears something)
 * George Jacqueline: What was that? Hello? Is anyone hear? (something in black jogs past him and pants) Ah-ha! Come back here! (chases after the stranger) (They run past the park, supermarket, beach and in the Weird World Ocean)
 * George Jacqueline: (pants) Hey, pal. Excuse me but I don't think you are meant to be here. Well, looks like now, I have you. What to do, what to do... Where did I put my Blackberry? Found it! (pulls out a turquoise Blackberry mobile phone) Well, stranger, I guess I have no choice to call the...
 * (Stranger takes hood off to reveal Stephanie and she blows her hair to see then "Moon River" by Audrey Hepburn plays)
 * George Jacqueline: Police. Ooh! (gasps with happiness) She's beautiful. I feel sorry for chasing her.
 * Stephanie: (sighs) Huh? Wha... Who's that? Hmm. Anyway, back to jogging. (keeps jogging) A one, and a two, and a three, and a... (bumps into George) Ow. Oh, I'm sorry sir. Are... are you OK?
 * George Jacqueline: Ooh, my head.
 * Stephanie: I'm sorry if I hurt you.
 * George Jacqueline: No bother. Nice outfit. Are you a DJ?
 * Stephanie: Well sometimes I work as a DJ, yes. I'm Stephanie.
 * George Jacqueline: I'm George.
 * Stephanie: But in my spare time, I love jogging and keeping fit. (streches her arms to the sides twice)
 * George Jacqueline: I see.
 * Craig: George, there you are! I've been looking all over for you and I thought... Wh... Who's that?
 * George Jacqueline: Stephanie this is my best friend Craig. Craig - Stephanie. Stephanie - Craig.
 * Stephanie: Oh, hi Craig.
 * Craig: Hello. (pulls out a large sandwich and eats it) Hey George I made a giant sandwich with tomatoes, cheese, cucumber, lettuce, ham, beef, chicken, gammon, pork, lamb, sausages, mince and every other kind of meat in the world. It's called... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... the Every Meaty Sandwich! Yes, perfect. Want some George?
 * George Jacqueline: OK. (bites the sandwich) Mmm, delicious. Stephanie?
 * Stephanie: Gee, thanks, but you see I'm on a diet you see.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, OK.
 * (A citizen runs past them screaming and more come running too)
 * Craig: What's happening? I still haven't eaten my sandwich.
 * Stephanie: Come with me! (grabs George and Craig and takes them to hide underneath a park bench)
 * George Jacqueline: What's happening?
 * Stephanie: Well, some say that somebody called "The Ancient" explained that he said that one day on a Wednesday on the 25th of a summer month, someone ordinary would become the most special, elegant, extraordinary, and most interesting person in the whole universe and that person would have a special golden piece stuck to their chest.
 * George Jacqueline: WHAT?! Are you insane?!
 * Craig: George there's something in you're shirt.
 * George Jacqueline: Huh? (takes off his shirt and finds a gold piece stuck to his chest) WHAT?! Are you insane?! It's stuck on my chest, FOREVER?!
 * Stephanie: Well, maybe if you stop the world being invaded, it might just come off.
 * George Jacqueline: WHAT?! Are you in... Oh, thank, God. Anyway, what's this about?
 * Stephanie: You see, an evil snake/king was fighting The Ancient and blinded him with lava and he stole the powerful axe which would make him the most powerful king in the world.
 * George Jacqueline: Snake?
 * Stephanie: King Axecutioner! The actual name is King Pharrell. But he changed it to make it look more evil.
 * Craig: So, all along, King Pharrell, I mean, King Axe-e-qu-she-ner, is that how it's pronounced?
 * Stephanie: Yes.
 * Craig: ...was never a nice guy after all?
 * Stephanie: No.
 * Craig: Well, I'm good. Catch you later. (George throws a can of soda of him and he falls back making a weird face and gets up) Soda! (picks up the soda and opens it but soda sprays on his face) Ahh! Get it off! I'm allergic to being sprayed at by liquids.
 * George Jacqueline: But you're face isn't swelling up.
 * Craig: Well that's all put on. I'm allergic to... what I said and I can't play badminton.
 * Stephanie: I could teach you Craig, but can we take this seriously, please?
 * Craig: No. I mean yes.
 * Stephanie: We need to meet a group of Master Heroes in a land in the Sun.
 * George Jacqueline: But the Sun is far away in outer space, plus it's made of fire.
 * Craig: I thought it was made of caramel.
 * George Jacqueline: (punches Craig) Shut it! Anyway, no one can even stand on it.
 * Stephanie: But there is a safe large area where the land is and it gets quite hot. My boyfriend has a spaceship, so we fly to the Sun.
 * George Jacqueline: You have a boyfriend?
 * Stephanie: Yes. (her eyes turn into hearts and tears pour from her eyes) One of the Master Heroes a met in college. He was the most handsome guy at a college party. (cries) Anyway we need to get there... and fast.
 * Craig: I don't do fast. Pass. (George punches him) Ow!
 * Stephanie: But it's best to get there fast!
 * Craig: Where? The pizza shop?
 * Stephanie: No! The Sunny Grounds. Come on! Let's go!
 * George Jacqueline: Thought you said the Sun.
 * Craig: And I thought I said it was made of caramel.
 * George Jacqueline: You DID say that you one-eyed cretin!
 * Craig: Don't call me a cretin! Fine, what would you say the Sun was made of?
 * George Jacqueline: If I was as dumb as you, which I aren't, I'd say it was made of Beef and Tomato flavoured Pot Noodle.
 * Stephanie: GEORGE! CRAIG! Come on!!
 * Craig: OK, I may not remember every single bit of the adventure cause I have a tiny brain, but here we go!
 * (George, Stephanie and Craig run to a junkyard)
 * Stephanie: We need something super fast so we can escape the cops.
 * George Jacqueline: What cops?
 * Officer Macho: (voice is heard and some cops are revealed) US!
 * Officer Grouchy: You! Bomb head. You found the gold piece and you and you're friends are surround by millions of police officers.
 * (officers are surrounding the area and are about to shoot)
 * George Jacqueline: WHAT?! Are you insane?!
 * Office Sleepy: What? (yawns and falls asleep)
 * (Officer Macho slaps Officer Sleepy and he wakes up)
 * Officer Sleepy: Oh, sorry sir.
 * Craig: Guys, what do you prefer - an opera singing frog... (in opera voice) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT! ...or a really annoying kookaburra? AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, that's not even the sound a koookaburra makes. Just shut the big hole below your nose!
 * Craig: One, I don't have a nose and two, what hole?
 * George Jacqueline: Your mouth, you one-eyed cretin!
 * Craig: OK. (zips his mouth)
 * George Jacqueline: Of course. He actually zips it shut. Just ignore him. He's rice.
 * Stephanie: What?
 * George Jacqueline: Rice? Oh, wait a sec, it isn't rice is it? What is it they say? Jelly? I'm not sure but... a rice filled jelly would seem very Nice and Nelly! *Laughs* Get it? It rhymes? Rice and nice. Jelly and... Nelly?It doesn't matter bout that. I eant to say nuts. He's nuts.
 * (A "1 Hour Later" timecard is shown, then George and Stephanie are shown looking hot and Craig jumps up and down and flaps his arms)
 * Craig: KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!!
 * George Jacqueline: Grrr! I can't take it anymore! Stephanie, try and shut him up will yous?
 * Stephanie: Oh yes I got this. (picks up a cactus)
 * Craig: KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKAB...(Stephanie hits Craig with the cactus and he flies into another one) Ow, ah, ow!
 * Stephanie: Shut up!
 * Craig: (has a cactus stuck up his mouth) (muffled) Sorry.
 * George Jacqueline: So what's the plan?
 * Stephanie: We need to get across this empty desert and get across a large sea to find my boyfriend. We'll meet him in a gas station.
 * Craig: A gas station? I thought you said he had a spaceship, not a car.
 * George Jacqueline: Or a bus.
 * Craig: Or a lorry.
 * George Jacqueline: Or a bike.
 * Craig: Bikes don't run on gas, you idiot! (punches George's leg)
 * George Jacqueline: Ow! Why you...!
 * (George and Craig start fighting)
 * Stephanie: Stop!! Enough! We have to move. Anyway, he can take us to the Rainbow Fun Partying Land so we can find the Ancient.
 * (George, Stephanie and Craig reach the sea)
 * George Jacqueline: The sea. Now, how get across?
 * Stephanie: We could swim across.
 * George Jacqueline: I love swimming. (takes off his t-shirt) Count me in.
 * Craig: Sorry, I can't swim, plus I don't have any legs. Huh? (a boat is revealed) A boat! Ha, ha!
 * Stephanie: Although this sea could have dangers on it.
 * George Jacqueline: (puts his shirt back on) On second thought, I'd prefer to go inside that boat. (gets onto the boat and so does Stephanie) *Sighs* How long will it take?
 * Stephanie: Bout 2 hours.
 * George Jacqueline: WHAT?! Are you insane?! But, it's kind of OK, cause... I'm with you.
 * Craig: And me!
 * George Jacqueline: And you. Come on, let's go.
 * (Craig gets some oars and starts rowing the boat)
 * Craig: *Whistles* What the... (A sign reads "DANGER Sharks!) Guys, I saw a sign!
 * Stephanie: What? What did it say?
 * Craig: It said... er... "DANGER... Sparks!" Yeah, sparks! Sparks.
 * Craig: Hey, look! A smoothie bar! Smoothies! Wa-hey! (bounces fast to the smoothie bar)
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, get back here!
 * Craig: You'll have to catch me first! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! (goes inside the smoothie bar) Ooh. Look at this place. Huh?
 * (Sponghuck is seen cleaning some glasses)
 * Craig: (knocks the table) Excuse me, sir?
 * Sponghuck: (stops cleaning is revealed to have a moustache on) Can I help you?
 * Craig: (after a brief pause) I need to use the bathroom.
 * Sponghuck: It's right there.
 * (The bathroom door is next to Craig's right-hand side)
 * Craig: Thanks. (goes into the bathroom)
 * (Stephanie and George go into the smoothie bar)
 * George Jacqueline: We're in!
 * Stephanie: OK, I will go and talk to Anton and you...
 * George Jacqueline: Anton? What happened to "Boyfriend"?
 * Stephanie: That's my boyfriend's name, but someone who isn't related to him or in a relationship with him wants them to call him Sponghuck.
 * George Jacqueline: Oh, right.
 * Stephanie: Just look out for any enemies. I will talk to Anton.
 * George Jacqueline: OK. (takes off his head and holds it out the door)
 * Stephanie: No, not like that you psycho!
 * George Jacqueline: (puts his head back on) We are not being watched! *Gasps*
 * (Everyone in the bar is staring at George and Stephanie)
 * George Jacqueline: Uhh... (picks up a take away cup of smoothie and drinks it in one go, then scrunches it up with his head and puts it in his mouth, after a few seconds here spits it out and it flies into the bin)
 * (The crowd is amazed by George's performance and continues what they are doing)
 * Crusty: What a talented follow, eh?
 * Sneezy: Yes. *Sneezes* Shall we continue our game of Snap?
 * Crusty: Sure, why not?
 * Sneezy: I'm telling ya. I'd be right if Sponghuck is powerful.
 * Crusty: (after a brief pause) He's Sponghuck:
 * Sneezy: The... *Sneezes* barman.
 * Stephanie: (walks up to the table) Psst, Anton...
 * Sponghuck: What? Who's Anton and how do I know you are a relative or girlfriend of mine, which I think you aren't. Who are you anyway?
 * Stephanie: It's me.
 * Sponghuck: Oh, Me? Hey are you my best friend from college - Me?
 * Stephanie: No, not your best friend, your GIRL friend.
 * Sponghuck: Hm? (takes off his moustache and goes up to Stephanie) Stephanie? *Gasps* Stephanie! (hugs her) It's you. I thought I lost you during the apocalypse.
 * Stephanie: The apocalypse of giant ice lollies?
 * Sponghuck: Yes. But I'm happy too see you. Let's hold our hands.
 * Stephanie: Yes. (nods her head and holds Sponghuck's hand)
 * (Stephanie and Sponghuck smile at each other)
 * The Bar Customers: Awww.
 * Sponghuck: (holds up a Wispa Mint Bullet Gun) What are you punks looking at?
 * The Bar Customers: Nothing, nothing. Sorry. We didn't mean too.
 * Sponghuck: Good. Because this gun shoots Cadbury's Wispa Mint.
 * George Jacqueline: Did I say that earlier?
 * Sponghuck: Quiet stranger!
 * George Jacqueline: My first nickname!
 * Sponghuck: Oh boy.
 * Sneezy: Sponghuck IS powerful! *Sneezes* I'm right.
 * Crusty: No your not, your black, yellow and grey.
 * Sneezy: I am but I'm right and YOUR not... *Sneezes* ...about Sponghuck being powerful.
 * Crusty: Non of us are white.
 * Sneezy: I said "right", not "white".
 * Crusty: Does it look like I was born yesterday?
 * Sneezy: No, can we just play Snap?
 * Crusty: OK. (Crusty places a card down)
 * Sponghuck: Anyway, why are you here?
 * Stephanie: I brought George here, because he has the golden piece stuck to his chest.
 * Sponghuck: Really?
 * George Jacqueline: Uh, yep.
 * Craig: (comes out the bathroom) Hey guys, what's shaking? (Sponghuck gets mad and grabs Craig and puts him on the table, threatening to punch him) AHH!
 * George Jacqueline: You know everything?
 * Tyler: Yes.
 * Craig: What's the capital city of Peru?
 * Tyler: Lima.
 * George Jacqueline: Who voiced the title character in the 1987 British children's TV show Count Duckula?
 * Tyler: David Jason.
 * Craig: What car company has a thick gold cross as their logo?
 * Tyler: Chevrolet's Bowtie back in 1914.
 * George Jacqueline: Who was the twelve person to die trying to climb Mount Everest?
 * Tyler: Maurice Wilson.
 * Craig: Is a tomato a fruit or a vegtable?
 * Tyler: A fruit because it has seeds in it.
 * Craig: Wow! How DOES know everything.
 * Craig: (bounces to a shelf with Zippo lighters) Ooh. (picks up a Zippo lighter, opens it and turns it on) Wow. This thing makes fire. Brrr! *Shivers* My head is f-freezing from going in that freezer! Ahh, but this will warm it up. (puts the Zippo Lighter on his head and his hair catches fire) Ahh. AHHHH!!! I'n on fire! Help! (moves quickly to a shelf with bottles of lemonade) *Pants* Ahh, lemonade. (shakes a lemonade bottle and the lid explodes off with lemonade rocketing out) Oh! (the lemonade falls down on Craig's head putting out the fire) Phew, the fire's gone. But how do I stop the lemonade rocketing out?! I know! (puts the bottle in his mouth and takes it out empty, but the belches loudly and flies into the air, stopping when he hits a shopping cart)
 * Sponghuck: (sees a very dirty trolley, then walks to a shelf full of washing liquid) Hmm... I wonder. (squeezes some into his body and walks to the trolley and rubs it all over til it gives a blinding shine)
 * Craig: Now how do we get in?
 * Tyler: Through that! (points to the drawbridge)
 * Craig: A door. I'll open it!
 * Josie: Craig, that's now a... door.
 * Craig: (jumps onto the drawbridge and tries to pull it down) Nnnnh! I can't... pull it! (slips and falls into the moat) Ah! (a splash sound is heard)
 * Craig: How's this?
 * George Jacqueline: Brilliant Craig, you look just like a Balloonion.
 * Scooter: Do I?
 * Sponghuck: Yes, but slightly rounder.
 * Scooter: Oh, right. *Whispers* Come on Craig. To the control room.
 * George Jacqueline: (whispers into walkie talkie) Craig, come on buddy! Deactivate the shield.
 * Craig: Deactivate the shield.
 * George Jacqueline: (whispers) Now!
 * Craig: Deactivate the shield!
 * Computer: Searching for holidays in Burkina Faso.
 * Craig: That's not what I said! Deactivate the shield! You know what the heck I want! You must really hate people!
 * Computer: Downloading complete series of The Flintstones.
 * Craig: Grrr... Hold on a minute! (pushes buttons reapeatedly) There.
 * Computer: Here are the top ten facts about KFC's Krushems.
 * George Jacqueline: Come on Craig, what are you doing?
 * Craig: It's going crazy and is not LISTENING TO ME!! (repeatedly pushes buttons)
 * Computer: What phrase shall I translate?
 * Craig: Deactivate the SHIELD!!!
 * Scooter: Let me try. (pushes Craig aside and clears throat) (in German) Deaktivieren sie bitte den schirm, Computer.
 * Craig: Are you crazy, Scooter, that's not gonna...
 * Computer: Deactivating shield.
 * Craig: What? How did you know speaking German would deactivate the shield?
 * Scooter: Just thought speaking a different language would solve this problem.
 * Craig: We did it! (turns on a radio and it plays "I Just Can't Get Enough" by Depeche Mode and Craig and Scooter dance with joy) Yeah! We deactivated the shield!
 * Craig and Scooter: We deactivated the shield! We deactivated the shield! We deactivated the shield!
 * Craig: This causes for a song!
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, no singing!
 * Craig: George, I'll be all right. One, two, three four! *Sings* When I'm with you baby, I go out my head! I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough! All the things you do to me and everything you said, I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough! We slip and slide as we...
 * George Jacqueline: Craig, you can finish you're singing later. Hurry, you and Scooter get out!
 * Craig: OK. (turns off radio) Scooter, come on!
 * Scooter: Let's get out!
 * (They run out the control room, but they sees lots of Balloonions with guns)
 * Craig and Scooter: Uh oh.
 * George Jacqueline: (jumps onto glass block with axe in and puts dynamite on) OK Sponghuck, let's blow it up. Stephanie, I'm ready.
 * Stephanie: (into walkie talkie) OK. I gotta get out! (pants and runs out the door and bumps into Josie) Josie? (lots of Balloonions with guns are surrounding the girls)
 * Josie: Oh no.
 * Stephanie: (into walkie talkie) George, I gotta go. Aboard the mission! Aboard the mission! Me and Josie are surrounded! (radio dies)
 * George Jacqueline: Stephanie? Stephanie! No!!
 * Balloonion: *Whistles then Gasps* Intruders! (Balloonions hold up guns)
 * Sponghuck: Oh, dang. Take this! (presses his Wispa Mint Bullet Gun put nothing comes out it) Uh oh.
 * Bash: We're in trouble now. *Laughs*
 * Sponghuck: Stop laughing.
 * (Craig, Stephanie, Scooter, Josie and Bash are being taken to the Prisoner Room)
 * Craig: Help!
 * Stephanie: Let us go you psychos!
 * Josie: This isn't right.
 * Bash: I know! *Laughs*
 * Scooter: This is getting horrifying. I'm starving. If only I had a sandwich. (a sandwich lands on Scooter's head and gets knocked out)
 * King Axecutioner: Oh, hello. And goodbye.
 * Craig: Wait, what?
 * King Axecutioner: (pushes boat towards waterfall) Have a nice fall. *Cackles*
 * George Jacqueline: Oh no. Everyone we're going overboard!
 * (George, Stephanie, Craig and Sponghuck and boat go over the waterfall and fall down and scream)
 * George Jacqueline: Ahh!
 * Craig: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (slurps a drink) Ah. Now what was happening to us? Oh, right. (throws the cup) (throat clears continues to scream along with the others)
 * (Everyone cuddles up together)
 * Sponghuck: Oh no.
 * Stephanie: Deep breathes everybody!
 * (The screen fades away and a splash is heard, then reveals the river) (George, Stephanie and Sponghuck make it all out alive after about 5 seconds)
 * Sponghuck: We're alive!
 * Stephanie: Er, where's Craig?
 * George Jacqueline: Oh my. Craig is about to... Craig? Craig?! Craig! Everyone look for him in the river.
 * George Jacqueline: This is all my fault. I shouldn't have joined you guys in the first place.
 * Sponghuck: You know George, just because the prophecy isn't true doesn't mean you can't stop King Axecutioner.
 * George Jacqueline: But I don't have a gold piece on my chest and I don't have special powers. If only there were more people like me. Heroic, amazing, talented. *Sighs*
 * Sponghuck: I was the same. About 10 years ago... (a flashback shows Sponghuck as a child) ...my name was Anton and my mother told me about the king and that he was going to rule the world two years after he fought The Anci... I mean... Tyler and received the axe. Many believe the axe and the most macho weapon in the world.
 * George Jacqueline: Does macho mean fun and exciting and fun and... exciting... and... fun... and... (after a brief pause) ex... ci-ting?
 * Sponghuck: No, it means aggressive anyway, when I heard about it, 3 days later when I asleep, a stripy woman came with outer space and took me to a magical planet where I was given special powers. That's when I became... Sponghuck. (back to the present) Or my full name Anton Premint Kiclo Frimmle Transerety Willoopington "Sponghuck" XVIII as 17 of my ancestors were called Anton. Or just Anton "Sponghuck" Willoopington.
 * George Jacqueline: You are a very mean king and if anything else happens right now, I will take out my secret weapon!
 * King Axecutioner: *Cackles then stops* Your secret weapon? That is one of the dumbest things I have heard of.
 * George Jacqueline: OK, you asked for it. My secret weapon... is this. (holds up his hand)
 * King Axecutioner: Excuse me? Is it invisible? I do not see anything.
 * George Jacqueline: Can't you see what it is? It's hand. I would very happily much like you to take is.
 * King Axecutioner: Ah ha! You want me to cut your hand off?
 * George Jacqueline: *Sighs* No. The thing is... I want you... ...to join me.
 * King Axecutioner: Ha, ha, ha! Wait, wha... You want to join you?
 * George Jacqueline: Yes.
 * (Stephanie and Craig look up) (Tyler, Sponghuck and Bash all look up after) (Scooter and Josie watch from their helicopter)
 * George Jacqueline: You may think it's nice to just take over the world and kill everyone, but that's not right. I learned that from a friend of mine. You see, I was never a Master Hero at first, I was probably the most ordinary guy here. I had friends, a job and a really ordinary happy life. (King Axecutioner gasps)
 * Stephanie: Yes and you know who started this whole Master Hero thing altogether?
 * King Axecutioner: Who?
 * Stephanie: Teri Jacqueline.
 * Craig: (jumps up puts his fist up to the sky) CURSE YOU TERI JACQUELINE!!
 * Everyone: Craig!
 * Craig: Sorry. Anyway, another thing, is there anything that made you evil? Have you ever wanted to do something but never got too? I dunno - make a giant blueberry ice cream or even fight a rhinoceros wearing a green sombero! *Laughs uncontrollably*
 * Bash: That's a good one! *Laughs*


 * King Axecutioner: Hold on, hold on let me think. Hmm... (in this thoughts, King Axecutioner dreams of building a large sandcastle, playing a tuba and granting wishes) Why, yes.