You and I Are So Awfully Different (Fanboy and Chum Chum Version)

Cast

 * Sigmund The Sorcerer as Brian Griffin
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason as Stewie Griffin

Lyrics

 * Sigmund The Sorcerer and Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: You and I are so awfully different, Too awfully different, To ever be pals.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Do you want to go first?
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Ja, I'll go. Your favorite hero is ze Marquis De Sade.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Oh, you're one to talk. You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Oh, vone time.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Oh Ja, Zat's kvite a nice 'do zere.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Oh thanks.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer (In Mr. Hank Mufflin's Voice): For me to poop on!
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: What?
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer (In Normal Voice): Oh c'mon, you look like Ron Veasley.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Bite me, Malfoy.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer and Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: There's not, a whole lot, that we've got, to agree on.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: 'Cause I love ze strings uf a classical score.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: And I like that singer who looks like a bore.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Ricky Martin?
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Love him.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer and Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: We're too different to ever be pals, You and I are so awfully different, too awfully different, to ever be pals.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Your head's as massive as a meterorite.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Oh, very funny. You have a weenie like a christmas tree light.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: I bet money, you'll marry a honey. Who's pretty und funny, Und her name vill be Ted.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Oh, a gay joke!
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: I just vork vith vhat you give me.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer and Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: You might think, we're in sync, But we stink, as a duo.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: 'Cause you get a kick out uf carnage und guts.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: And you get a kick out of stroking your......
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, You can't say zat on TV.
 * Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: What?, Ego?
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer: Never mind.
 * Sigmund The Sorcerer and Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: We're too different to ever be pals.