Sesame Street Crayons/The Man Who Needs Help (from Ernie's Hits)

Cast

 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie
 * Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue as Simon Soundman

Transcript
Zoe Zingy Orange: Come in. How do you do, sir? May I help you?

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Yes, you can. I was wondering if I can use your (sound of telephone ringing). You see, I was out riding in my (sound of car driving) because I wanted to take my little (sound of baby crying) out to the country and show him a (sound of chicken clucking) and a (sound of cow mooing) and a (sound of horse neighing) and a (sound of pig oinking). But I had to (sound of car stopping) because a (sound of train) was crossing the road, so when I went to go, I couldn't get (sound of engine starting), so I (sound of walking footsteps) to your house and now I'd like to use your (sound of telephone ringing) to call the garage to fix my car.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Um, uh, I hate to ask you this, but uh, would you mind saying that again just a little more slowly?

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Oh, no. I don't mind at all. I was wondering if I can use your (sound of telephone ringing). You see, I was out riding in my (sound of car driving) because I wanted to take my little (sound of baby crying) out to the country and show him a (sound of chicken clucking) and a (sound of cow mooing) and a (sound of horse neighing) and a (sound of pig oinking). But I had to (sound of car stopping) because a (sound of train) was crossing the road. Then when I went to go, I couldn't get (sound of engine starting), so I (sound of walking footsteps) to your house and now I'd like to use your (sound of telephone ringing) to call the garage to fix my car.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, uh, nothing personal, sir, but you know, you do speak a little strangely. But now, I think I'm beginning to understand. Uh, how about saying it one more time and I'll say it along with you to make sure I get it, okay?

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Okay, well, I was wondering if I can use your (sound of telephone ringing).

Zoe Zingy Orange: Telephone.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Right. You see, I was out riding in my (sound of car driving).

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh, riding in your automobile.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Because I wanted to take my little (sound of baby crying).

Zoe Zingy Orange: Baby.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Out to the country and show him a (sound of chicken clucking).

Zoe Zingy Orange: Chicken.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: And a (sound of cow mooing).

Zoe Zingy Orange: Cow.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: And a (sound of horse neighing).

Zoe Zingy Orange: Horse.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: And a (sound of pig oinking).

Zoe Zingy Orange: Pig.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: But I had to (sound of car stopping).

Zoe Zingy Orange: Stop the car.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Because a (sound of train).

Zoe Zingy Orange: Train.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Was crossing the road. But when I went to go, I couldn't get (sound of engine starting).

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh, the engine starting again.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: So I (sound of walking footsteps).

Zoe Zingy Orange: Walked.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: To your house and now I'd like to use your (sound of telephone ringing).

Zoe Zingy Orange: Telephone.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: To call the garage to fix my car.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Whew. Well, sir, of course you can use my (sound of telephone ringing) to call the garage to fix your car.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Say, are you making fun of the way I talk?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Why, no, I just, uh...

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Well, if that's the kind of guy you are, I'll just go use someone else's (sound of telephone ringing)!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Gee, he didn't have to (sound of door shutting) the door. (laughing)