Everyone/We Call Her Schnookie Pooks (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Homer Simpson (from The Simpsons) as Humphrey
 * Marge Simpson (from The Simpsons) as Ingrid
 * Maggie Simpson (from The Simpsons) as Baby Natasha
 * The Grinch (from The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss) as Oscar the Grouch
 * King Roland II (from Sofia the First) as Gordon
 * Queen Miranda (from Sofia the First) as Susan

Lyrics
Queen Miranda: Hi.

Homer and Marge Simpson: Hello!

King Roland II: Hi, Maggie.

Homer Simpson: Say hello to King Roland and Queen Miranda, Sweet Doll.

Marge Simpson: Say hello to King Roland II and Queen Miranda, Bunny Hug.

Maggie Simpson: (blows raspberry)

King Roland II and Queen Miranda : Aw ww....

Homer Simpson: That's our little cutey wutey pie.

Marge Simpson: That's our little smoochie whoochie woo.

The Grinch: Aw, cutey wutey pie? Smoochie whoochie whoo?

Queen Miranda: Remember? We called Prince James Honey Bunny.

King Roland II: Oh yeah. And Pumpkin Pie.

The Grinch: Yeah, well, her name's Maggie, isn't it?

Homer Simpson: Oh, yes, indeedy do. That is definitely her name. Uh, isn't it, dear?

Marge Simpson: Yes, it's definitely her name.

Homer Simpson: Mmmm hmmm.

The Grinch: Well then why don't you just call her by her name?

Marge Simpson: That is a very good question. Should we answer it, dear?

Homer Simpson: I have a better idea. Why don't we answer it?

Marge Simpson: That's a good idea, too.

The Grinch: (groans)

Homer Simpson: Our baby has a name.

Maggie Simpson: (laughing)

Marge Simpson: But one name just won't do.

Homer Simpson: To say how much we loved her...

Marge Simpson: We need some more names too.

Homer Simpson: We called her Snookie Puss.

Marge Simpson: And Lookie Looks.

Homer and Marge Simpson: And Nommy Nommy Noo.

The Grinch: Oooh.

Homer Simpson: Dumpling nose.

Marge Simpson: And kissy toes.

Homer and Marge Simpson: And Pooky Pooky Poo.

The Grinch: Ooooh.

Homer Simpson: We have so many names for her.

Marge Simpson: So many names it's true.

Homer Simpson: Isn't it amazing?

Marge Simpson: Isn't it amazing?

Homer and Marge Simpson: Isn't it amazing they all mean "I love you"?

The Grinch: Okay, that's enough! Just don't sing anymore, all right?

Queen Miranda: Okay, then we'll sing.

The Grinch: You?

King Roland II: Yes, Grinch. Their baby has a name.

Queen Miranda: But one name just won't do.

King Roland II: To say how much they loved her...

Queen Miranda: They need some more names too.

King Roland II: They called her Snookie Puss.

Queen Miranda: And Lookie Looks.

King Roland II and Queen Miranda : And Nommy Nommy Noo.

The Grinch: Oooh.

King Roland II: Dumpling nose.

Queen Miranda: And kissy toes.

King Roland II and Queen Miranda : And Pooky Pooky Poo.

The Grinch: Ooooh.

King Roland II: They have so many names for her.

Queen Miranda: So many names it's true.

King Roland II: Isn't it amazing?

Queen Miranda: Isn't it amazing?

King Roland II and Queen Miranda : Isn't it amazing they all mean "I love you"?

The Grinch: Eeewwww....

Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson , King Roland II and Queen Miranda : Snookie Puss Lookie Looks And Nommy Nommy Noo. Dumpling Nose Kissy Toes Pooky Pooky Poo They have so many names for her. So many names it's true. Isn't it amazing? Isn't it amazing? Isn't it amazing they all mean "I love you"?

The Grinch: All right! All right! Now stop singing those names!

Homer Simpson: You know, honey? I think The Grinch wants us to stop singing those names.

The Grinch: That's right! I do!

Marge Simpson: That's okay. We have lots of other names. Let's see, there's Tickle Me Knees.

Homer Simpson: Oh, good one. And Sweetness Peas.

Marge Simpson: And...

Homer and Marge Simpson: Googly Googly Goo.

The Grinch: Ooooh.

Queen Miranda: Ooh, what about Angel Plum?

Homer Simpson: Oh, good one. I love that.

Marge Simpson: Yeah. Uh, how about Yummy Yum?

Homer Simpson: How about Smoochy Smoochy Smooch?

Marge Simpson: Yes. Smoochy Smoochy Smooch.

The Grinch: Ooooh. Oh.

Homer Simpson: Oh, oh, how about Snuggle Buns?

Marge Simpson: And how about Honey Buns?

Homer Simpson: Oh, yeah.