The Spotless Record Transcript

The Spotless Record Transcript is Pikachufreak's idea.

Description

 * Here's the full transcript to The Spotless Record.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Percy
 * Arthur
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Duck (does not speak)
 * Harvey (does not speak)
 * Henry (cameo)
 * Gordon (cameo)
 * James (cameo)
 * Salty (cameo)

Michael Angelis US version

 * Michael Angelis: A brand new tank engine was racing across the Island of Sodor. He was very excited and he didn't want to be late.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Right on time.
 * Michael Angelis: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Thomas and Percy looked at the big tank engine. He was very impressive.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: This is Arthur.
 * Michael Angelis: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: He's here to shunt freight cars and pull freight.
 * Arthur: Nice to meet you.
 * Michael Angelis: Arthur puffed politely.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And he's got a spotless record.
 * Percy: What's a spotless record?
 * Michael Angelis: Whispered Percy.
 * Thomas: It means he's never been naughty or made a mess.
 * Michael Angelis: Replied Thomas. The three engines were soon at work. Thomas and Percy were bumping freight cars. They knew this was naughty but they were having fun.
 * Thomas: Join in, Arthur.
 * Michael Angelis: Said Thomas.
 * Arthur: No thank you.
 * Michael Angelis: Wheesed the new engine. He'd never been naughty before. Arthur's first job was to push the train load of fruit to market. The freight cars started to sing.
 * Cars: A root, toot, toot, we want to go, the fruit's going off cause you're too slow!
 * Arthur: How rude.
 * Michael Angelis: Huffed Arthur. This gave Thomas a naughty idea.
 * Thomas: Sir Topham Hatt doesn't like the freight cars singing.
 * Michael Angelis: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: You must stop them.
 * Arthur: Thank you.
 * Michael Angelis: Said Arthur.
 * Arthur: I will.
 * Michael Angelis: Arthur was glad he could keep the troublesome trucks in order.
 * Thomas: They'll never stop the freight cars from singing.
 * Michael Angelis: Laughed Thomas. Arthur chuffed cheerfully through the countryside. Soon the freight cars started singing again.
 * Cars: Chat, chat, chat, you're tough enough, but you're so rusty, you can even puff!
 * Arthur: Stop singing!
 * Michael Angelis: Huffed Arthur.
 * Arthur: Freight Cars should do as they are telling.
 * Michael Angelis: The foolish freight cars were cross. If they couldn't sing, they will teach Arthur a lesson instead.
 * Cars: We'll show him!
 * Michael Angelis: They giggled.
 * Cars: You can't push us around!
 * Michael Angelis: Arthur struggled over bridges and he huffed and puffed through tunnels. He came over the top of a big hill.
 * Cars: You can't catch us!
 * Michael Brandon: Laughed the freight cars.
 * Cars: Whee!
 * Michael Angelis: But there was trouble ahead. Duck had stopped in the crossing at the bottom of the hill. Arthur's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late!
 * (Arthur crashes into the back of Duck's train)
 * Michael Angelis: Squash fruit flew everywhere! Arthur was upset. His spotless record was ruined.
 * Thomas: Peep peep! What a mess!
 * Michael Angelis: Puffed Thomas. Sir Topham Hatt was very annoyed.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What happened here?
 * Arthur: The freight cars were singing. I told them to stop but they made me go too fast.
 * Thomas: Please, sir, it's my fault.
 * Michael Angelis: Thomas told Sir Topham Hatt what he had done.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Arthur, it's um... fruitless for me to say more. But Thomas, you must clear this mess.
 * Michael Angelis: Harvey arrived the breakdown crane. He could see there's a lot of work to be done. Everyone worked hard and Thomas took the loaded freight cars away. That evening, Arthur was having his squashed fruit cleaned out of his funnel.
 * Thomas: I'm sorry I played a trick on you.
 * Michael Angelis: Said Thomas.
 * Arthur: Thanks for owning up to it.
 * Michael Angelis: Replied Arthur.
 * Thomas: Maybe spotless records are meant to be broken.
 * Michael Angelis: Smiled Thomas.
 * Arthur: And then mended again.
 * Michael Angelis: Finished Arthur.
 * Arthur: Just like friendships.

Michael Brandon version

 * Michael Brandon: A brand new tank engine was racing across the Island of Sodor. He was very excited and he didn't want to be late.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Right on time.
 * Michael Brandon: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Thomas and Percy looked at the big tank engine. He was very impressive.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: This is Arthur.
 * Michael Brandon: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: He's here to shunt freight cars and pull freight.
 * Arthur: Nice to meet you.
 * Michael Brandon: Arthur puffed politely.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And he's got a spotless record.
 * Percy: What's a spotless record?
 * Michael Brandon: Whispered Percy.
 * Thomas: It means he's never been naughty or made a mess.
 * Michael Brandon: Replied Thomas. The three engines were soon at work. Thomas and Percy were bumping freight cars. They knew this was naughty but they were having fun.
 * Thomas: Join in, Arthur.
 * Michael Brandon: Said Thomas.
 * Arthur: No thank you.
 * Michael Brandon: Wheesed the new engine. He'd never been naughty before. Arthur's first job was to push the train load of fruit to market. The troublesome trucks started to sing.
 * Trucks: Root, toot, toot, we want to go, the fruit's going off cause you're too slow!
 * Arthur: How rude.
 * Michael Brandon: Huffed Arthur. This gave Thomas a naughty idea.
 * Thomas: Sir Topham Hatt doesn't like the troublesome trucks singing.
 * Michael Brandon: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: You must stop them.
 * Arthur: Thank you.
 * Michael Brandon: Said Arthur.
 * Arthur: I will.
 * Michael Brandon: Arthur was glad he could keep the troublesome trucks in order.
 * Thomas: They'll never stop the trucks from singing.
 * Michael Brandon: Laughed Thomas. Arthur chuffed cheerfully through the countryside. Soon the troublesome trucks started singing again.
 * Trucks: Chat, chat, chat, you're tough enough, but you're so rusty, you can even puff!
 * Arthur: Stop singing!
 * Michael Brandon: Huffed Arthur.
 * Arthur: Trucks should do as they are telling.
 * Michael Brandon: The Troublesome Trucks were cross. If they couldn't sing, they will teach Arthur a lesson instead.
 * Trucks: We'll show him!
 * Michael Brandon: They giggled.
 * Trucks: You can't push us around!
 * Michael Brandon: Arthur struggled over bridges and he huffed and puffed through tunnels. He came over the top of a big hill.
 * Trucks: You can't catch us!
 * Michael Brandon: Laughed the Troublesome Trucks.
 * Trucks: Whee-hee-hee!
 * Michael Brandon: But there was trouble ahead. Duck had stopped in the crossing at the bottom of the hill. Arthur's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late!
 * (Arthur crashes into the back of Duck's train)
 * Michael Brandon: Squash fruit flew everywhere! Arthur was upset. His spotless record was ruined.
 * Thomas: Oh, Arthur, what a mess!
 * Michael Brandon: Puffed Thomas. Sir Topham Hatt was very annoyed.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What happened here?
 * Arthur: The troublesome trucks were singing. I told them to stop but they made me go too fast.
 * Thomas: Please, sir, it's my fault.
 * Michael Brandon: Thomas told Sir Topham Hatt what he had done.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Arthur, it's um... fruitless for me to say more. Ahem. But Thomas, you must clear this mess.
 * Michael Brandon: Harvey arrived the breakdown crane. He could see there's a lot of work to be done. Everyone worked hard and Thomas took the loaded trucks away. That evening, Arthur was having his squashed fruit cleaned out of his funnel.
 * Arthur: Hello, Thomas.
 * Thomas: Arthur, I'm sorry I played a trick on you.
 * Michael Brandon: Said Thomas.
 * Arthur: Thanks for owning up to it.
 * Michael Brandon: Replied Arthur.
 * Thomas: Maybe spotless records are meant to be broken.
 * Michael Brandon: Smiled Thomas.
 * Arthur: And then mended again.
 * Michael Brandon: Finished Arthur.
 * Arthur: Just like friendships.