The Nutcracker nail polish/Everyone Likes Ice Cream (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Envy the Adventure as Green Anything Muppet frowning boy
 * Berry Fairy Fun as Purple Anything Muppet bespectacled boy
 * Toying with Trouble as Betty Lou
 * March in Uniform as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Toying with Trouble: I'd like to be a dancer, a dancing on my toes.

Envy the Adventure: I'd like to be a fireman, I'd squirt you with my hose!

Berry Fairy Fun: And I would be a sailor, and I'd sail the seven seas. But....

Envy the Adventure, Berry Fairy Fun and Toying with Trouble : There is one thing special which everyone agrees.

Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Except me and I don't agree.

Toying with Trouble: I'd like to have a kitten, all cuddly, soft and clean.

Envy the Adventure: I'd like to have a dragon, all big and tough and mean!

Berry Fairy Fun: And I would have a little mouse, I'd feed him lots of cheese, but...

Envy the Adventure, Berry Fairy Fun and Toying with Trouble : There is one thing special which everyone agrees.

Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.

Envy the Adventure: (spoken) Except me, and I *still* don't agree.

Berry Fairy Fun: Do you like ice cream?

Envy the Adventure: (begrudgingly) Uh, yes.

Berry Fairy Fun: Then you agree.

Toying with Trouble: I like to play with dolly, my dolly is so sweet

Envy the Adventure: I'd like to play football, our team cannot be beat

Berry Fairy Fun: And I'd go to the park and watch the birdies in the trees

Envy the Adventure: (sarcastically) Birdies.

Toying with Trouble: Hmmmph!

Envy the Adventure, Berry Fairy Fun and Toying with Trouble : There is one thing special which everyone agrees.

Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.

( March in Uniform approaches the trio)

Envy the Adventure: (nervously) Say, w..would you like an ice cream cone?

(hands him a fourth cone he suddenly happened to have)

March in Uniform: MAWRRRRRRRRRRRR....

Envy the Adventure, Berry Fairy Fun , Toying with Trouble and March in Uniform : Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.