The Muppets Most Wanted (1997, Animated version)

The Muppets Most Wanted (1997, Animated version) is a Mr. Conductor's Adventures film made by Pikachufreak.

Plot

 * In this sequel to the 2011 movie, set in a 1997 style, Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Miss Piggy, Animal, Pepe, Walter, Mystery Inc, The 100 Acre Wood Gang, Our Heroes, The Mascaritas, The Ed Boys, The Hoop Kids, The Xiaolin Monks, The Powerpuff Girls, The Totally Spies, The Cardcaptor Girls, The Sailor Scouts, The Ninja Turtles, The Rugrats, The Real Monsters, The Genius Girls, The Thornberrys, The Willams Team, The McDonald's Gang, The Rocket Kids, The Rumor Girls, The Foutley Corp, Team Hanson, The Accidentally Girls, The Rivers Brigade and The Conductors (GC, AB and MB) are ready for their biggest show ever. However, Constantine, a frog resembling Kermit, arrives and moles Kermit on his cheek. He, Ash and Mary are taken to the Gulag and encounter Nadya (voiced by Susan Roman). To Ash's surprise, Team Rocket, The Greaser Dogs, The Kanker Sisters and The Wolfpack are there. To bust Ash, Kermit and Mary free, the others report to Seras Victoria and a search for the three ensues. They find them at the wedding and The Sailor Scouts don their Sailor outfits to stop Constantine. After knocking him, Team Rocket, The Greasers, The Kankers and The Wolfpack away, Seras arrests Nadya and Kermit is reunited with Miss Piggy. After that, the gang celebrate their party.

Cast

 * Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
 * Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
 * Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)
 * Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire)
 * Fozzie Bear (Eric Jacobson)
 * Gonzo The Great (Dave Goelz)
 * Miss Piggy (Eric Jacobson)
 * Animal (Eric Jacobson)
 * Pepe The Prawn (Bill Barretta)
 * Walter (Peter Linz)
 * Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
 * Fred Jones (Frank Welker)
 * Daphne Blake (Grey DeLisle)
 * Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
 * Velma Dinkley (Mindy Cohn)
 * Winnie The Pooh (Jim Cummings)
 * Eeyore (Peter Cullen)
 * Rabbit (Ken Sansom)
 * Tigger (Jim Cummings)
 * Piglet (John Fiedler)
 * Kanga (Kath Soucie)
 * Owl (Andre Stojka)
 * Roo (Nikita Hopkins)
 * Gopher (Michael Gough)
 * Christopher Robin (Tom Attenborough)
 * Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
 * Mary (Kerry Williams)
 * Misty (Rachael Lillis)
 * Brock (Eric Stuart)
 * Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
 * Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)
 * The Flea (Candi Milo)
 * Eddy (Tony Sampson)
 * Ed (Matt Hill)
 * Double D (Samuel Vincent)
 * Al Valentine (Yuri Lowenthal)
 * James Rogers (Michael Reisz)
 * Amy Lambert (Michelle Ruff)
 * Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)
 * Omi (Tara Strong)
 * Kimiko Tohomiko (Grey DeLisle)
 * Raimundo Pedrosa (Tom Kenny)
 * Clay Bailey (Jeff Bennett)
 * Blossom (Catherine Cavadini)
 * Bubbles (Tara Strong)
 * Buttercup (E.G. Daily)
 * Sam Simpson (Jennifer Hale)
 * Clover (Andrea Baker)
 * Alex (Katie Leigh)
 * Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
 * Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
 * Madison Taylor (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
 * Rita Sasaki (Stevie Bloch)
 * Chelsea Mihara (Jocelyne Loewen)
 * Nikki Yanagisawa (Kelly Sheridan)
 * Serena Tsukino (Terri Hawkes)
 * Mina Aino (Stephanie Morgenstern)
 * Raye Hino (Katie Griffin)
 * Lita Kino (Susan Roman)
 * Amy Mizuno (Karen Bernstein)
 * Leonardo (Michael Sinterniklaas)
 * Donatello (Sam Regal)
 * Raphael (Frank Frankson)
 * Michelangelo (Wayne Grayson)
 * Tommy Pickles (E.G. Daily)
 * Chuckie Finster (Nancy Cartwright)
 * Phil DeVille (Kath Soucie)
 * Dil Pickles (Tara Strong)
 * Kimi Finster (Dionne Quan)
 * Angelica Pickles (Cheryl Chase)
 * Lil DeVille (Kath Soucie)
 * Susie Carmichael (Cree Summer)
 * Ickis (Charlie Adler)
 * Oblina (Christine Cavanaugh)
 * Krumm (David Eccles)
 * Annie Roberts (Stephanie Morgenstern)
 * Ellie Cook (Janyse Jaud)
 * Brianna Anderson (Nicole Oliver)
 * Eliza Thornberry (Lacey Chabert)
 * Debbie Thornberry (Danielle Harris)
 * Darwin Thornberry (Tom Kane)
 * Donnie Thornberry (Flea)
 * Marianne Thornberry (Jodi Carlisle)
 * Nigel Thornberry (Tim Curry)
 * Ally Williams (Grey DeLisle)
 * Carly Lopez (Andrea Baker)
 * Lisa Jones (Susan Roman)
 * Ronald McDonald (Joe Maggard)
 * Sundae The Dog (Dee Bradley Baker)
 * Grimace (Kevin Michael Richardson)
 * Birdie (Christine Cavanaugh)
 * Hamburglar (Charlie Adler)
 * Tika (Jazmine A. Corona)
 * Otto Rocket (Joseph Ashton)
 * Twister Rodriguez (Gilbert Leal)
 * Sam Dullard (Mike Lane)
 * Reggie Rocket (Shayna Fox)
 * Audrey Jones (Grey DeLisle)
 * Carmen Angelo (Candi Milo)
 * Mailee Rogers (Stephanie Morgenstern)
 * Ginger Foutley (Melissa Disney)
 * Carl Foutley (Jeannie Elias)
 * Dodie Bishop (Aspen Miller)
 * Macie Lightfoot (Jackie Harris)
 * Miranda Killgallen (Cree Summer)
 * Hoodsey Bishop (Tress MacNeille)
 * Darren Patterson (Kenny Blank)
 * Courtney Gripling (Liz Georges)
 * Jake Hanson (Tara Strong)
 * Smit (Samuel Vincent)
 * Henchman (Jason Marsden)
 * Mitchie Ohara (Terri Hawkes)
 * Jenelle Renwick (Jennifer Hale)
 * Kiwi Adair (Melissa Fahn)
 * Fiona Von Steig (Cheryl Chase)
 * Amy Flowers (Stephanie Morgenstern)
 * Samantha Rivers (Terri Hawkes)
 * Roxanne Miles (Jennifer Hale)
 * Brydgett Helway (Meagan Smith)
 * Abbigal Robinson (Cree Summer)
 * Lillian Wheeler (Stephanie Morgenstern)
 * Constantine (Matt Vogel)
 * Nadya (Tina Fey)
 * Jessie (Rachael Lillis)
 * James (Eric Stuart)
 * Meowth (Maddie Blaustein)
 * Wobbuffet (Kayzie Rogers)
 * Cliff Feltbottom (Tom Kenny)
 * Lube Ignatius (Carlos Alazraqui)
 * Shriek Dubois (Maria Bamford)
 * Lee Kanker (Janyse Jaud)
 * Marie Kanker (Kathleen Barr)
 * May Kanker (Jenn Forgie)
 * Vin Walterson (Peter Kelamis)
 * Sam Williams (Carlos Alazraqui)
 * Erica Roberts (Grey DeLisle)
 * Jacqueline Adair (Katie Griffin)
 * Flan Cabot (Phil LaMarr)
 * Dark Onion (Brianne Siddall)
 * Seras Victoria (Kathrine T. Gray)

Thomas Stories

 * James In A Mess
 * Percy's Predicament
 * Twin Trouble
 * Buffer Bother
 * Trouble For Thomas
 * Percy Takes The Plunge
 * Rheneas and The Roller Coaster
 * The Runaway Elephant

Jukebox Band Song

 * We're Doing A Sequel

Transcript

 * (We see the gang celebrating their day)
 * Kermit: Okay, we're doing a sequel.
 * Fozzie: Yes.
 * Gonzo: Camilla The Chicken will love it.
 * Miss Piggy: I knew that.
 * Animal: Animal's excited.
 * Pepe: That's right oven.
 * Walter: I'm excited too.
 * Scooby: Reverything's going great.
 * Fred: You got it.
 * Daphne: I always like to wear these pink tights.
 * Shaggy: Like, there's one way to begin.
 * Velma: Exactly.
 * Pooh: I've long to eat honey.
 * Eeyore and the others: You got it.
 * Ash: This is gonna be great, little sister.
 * Mary: The sequel is starting, big brother.
 * Pikachu: Pika.
 * Misty: It seems that you two love each other.
 * Togepi: Chuki chuki.
 * Brock: I would love to see pretty girls.
 * Rikochet: Everything is nice before.
 * Buena Girl and The Flea: You got it.
 * Eddy: Sonya Blade will love that sequel.
 * Ed and Double D: Correct.
 * Al: Jim as well.
 * James, Amy and Mel: Exactly.
 * Omi: I can hardly believe it.
 * Kimiko, Raimundo and Clay: Yeah.
 * Blossom: I've heard of sequels.
 * Bubbles and Buttercup: You do.
 * Sam: I'm excited about sequels.
 * Clover and Alex: You betcha.
 * Sakura: I'm happy that sequels are there.
 * Meilin, Madison, Rita, Chelsea and Nikki: Of course.
 * Serena: We long for our Pokemon outfits.
 * Mina, Raye, Lita and Amy: That's right.
 * Leonardo: It's all in good shape.
 * Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo: You said it.
 * Tommy: We have All Grown Up voices.
 * Chuckie, Phil, Dil, Kimi, Angelica, Lil and Susie: And we've grown ourselves up.
 * Ickis: The sequel is the best.
 * Oblina and Krumm: Good.
 * Annie: I'm genius than ever.
 * Ellie and Brianna: You are.
 * Eliza: That's one way to begin.
 * Debbie, Darwin, Donnie, Marianne and Nigel: Yes.
 * Ally: Me and my sister Anita long to wear white tights.
 * Carly and Lisa: Interesting.
 * Ronald: We're ready to be adventurous.
 * Sundae, Grimace, Birdie, Hamburglar and Tika: Of course we do.
 * Otto: Ray will love the sequel.
 * Twister, Sam and Reggie: You got it.
 * Audrey: Dorrie and Genevieve will like it too.
 * Carmen and Mailee: Why yes.
 * Ginger: Sequels are sequels.
 * Carl, Dodie, Macie, Miranda, Hoodsey, Darren and Courtney: Absolutely.
 * Jake: I'm excited about sequels.
 * Smit and Henchman: Right.
 * Mitchie: Angie and Alicia will like that sequel.
 * Jenelle, Kiwi, Fiona and Amy: Right you are.
 * Samantha: The reason is that we're ready for the sequel.
 * Roxanne, Brydgett, Abbigal and Lillian: Of course we do.
 * Kermit: Let's get things started.
 * (The Conductors appear)
 * Mr. Conductor 3: You said it, Kermit.
 * Ash: If it isn't Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
 * Flea: The Flea's happy to see you three.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: That's correct. We're here for the sequel.
 * Tommy: Did you hear that, Dil? They're in!
 * Dil: Yes!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Life on the Island of Sodor can be very messy. Let me tell you about James.
 * (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and James In A Mess starts)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Toby and Henrietta were enjoying their  new job  on the Island of Sodor, but they do look old fashioned and did need new paint. James was very rude whenever he saw them.
 * James: Yech! What dirty objects!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: He would say. At last, Toby lost patience.
 * Toby: James?
 * Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
 * Toby: Why are you red?
 * James: I am a splendid engine.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Answered James.
 * James: Ready for anything. You never see my paint dirty.
 * Toby: Oh.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby earnestly.
 * Toby: That's why you once needed bootlaces to be ready I suppose.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: James went redder than ever and snorted off. It was such an insult to be remind how the time the bootlace have been use to mend a hole in his coaches. At the end of the line, James left his coaches and got out to his next train. It was a slow freight, stopping at every station to pick up and set down cars. James hated slow freight trains.
 * James: Dirty cars from dirty sidings! Yech!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Starting an only a few, he picked up more and more cars at each station till he had a long train. At first, the freight cars behaved well, but James bumped them so crossly that they were determined to get back at him. Presently, they approached the top of Gordon's Hill. Heavy freight trains halt here to set the brakes. James had had an accident with cars before and should have remembered this.
 * Driver: Wait, James, wait!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver, but James wouldn't wait. He was too busy thinking what he would say to Toby when they next met. The freight cars' chance had come.
 * Cars: Hurrah! Hurrah!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: They laughed, and banging their buffers they pushed him down the hill.
 * Cars: On, on!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Yelled the cars.
 * James: I've got to stop, I've got to stop!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Groaned James. Disaster lay ahead. (Crash!) Something sticky splashed all over James. He had run into two tar wagons, and was black from smokebox to cab. He was more dirty than hurt, but the tar wagons and some cars were all to pieces. Toby and Percy were sent to help and came as quickly as they could.
 * Toby: Look here, Percy!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Toby.
 * Toby: Whatever is that dirty object?
 * Percy: That's James, didn't you know?
 * Toby: It's James' shape.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.
 * Toby: But James is a splendid red engine and you'll never see his paint dirty.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: James pretended he hadn't heard. Toby and Percy cleared away the unhurt cars and help James home. Sir Topham Hatt met them.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, Percy and Toby.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: He turned to James.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Fancy letting your cars run away. I am surprised. You're not fit to be seen. You must be cleaned at once. Toby shall have a new coat of paint.
 * Toby: Please sir, can Henrietta have one too?
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Certainly, Toby.
 * Toby: Oh thank you, sir. She will pleased.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: All James could do as watch Toby as he ran off happily with the news.
 * (James In A Mess ends)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: You know, James had to be careful not to get dirty.
 * Clover: You're right. He'd never learned since.
 * Mel: You're leaving right?
 * The Conductors: Right.
 * (The Conductors disappear)
 * Kermit: Let's get everything ready.
 * Others: You got it.
 * (At the jukebox)
 * Tito: A sequel.
 * Didi: Oh boy.
 * Tex: We're Doing A Sequel to our song.
 * Rex: Exactly.
 * Grace: Let's hit it, guys.
 * (The Jukebox Band perform We're Doing A Sequel)
 * (We find Team Rocket and The Greasers outside)
 * Jessie: Interesting.
 * Cliff: Sequels are fun.
 * James: We'd say it's easy.
 * Lube: Right.
 * Meowth: We'll just enter the scene.
 * Shriek: And be rich together.
 * Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet.
 * (Later, we find Ash, Kermit and Mary walking along)
 * Ash: Ah, the breeze in the air.
 * Kermit: That's why we're ready to start.
 * Mary: I could hardly believe that.
 * (Constantine arrives)
 * Constantine: Hello, Kermit.
 * Kermit: Who are you?
 * Constantine: The name's Constantine. I'll mole your cheek.
 * (He moles Kermit's cheek)
 * Kermit: What the!?
 * Ash: Blast my head!
 * Mary: Kermit!
 * Constantine: Goodbye, impostor.
 * (He disappears laughing)
 * (The cops arrive)
 * Cop: We're taking you to the Gulag.
 * Ash, Kermit and Mary: No!
 * (At the theater, we find Fozzie and the others at the backstage)
 * Fozzie: I wonder if Kermit's here.
 * Misty: And Ash.
 * Brock: And his sister Mary.
 * (Molly Baker races in)
 * Serena: What's wrong, Molly?
 * Molly: Ash, Kermit and Mary are taken to the Gulag!
 * (Everyone gasps)
 * Shaggy: Zoinks, like, you've heard it all wrong!
 * Ally: No way.
 * Meilin: What will happen to Ash?
 * (The Conductors reappear)
 * Mr. Conductor 3: What's happening you guys.
 * Pooh: We got horrible news, Conductors. Ash, Kermit and Mary have disappeared.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: What!?
 * Angelica: And now it was all because of Constantine.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: That's awful. It happened the same to Percy. Let me explain.
 * (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Percy's Predicament starts)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Daisy the Diesel Rail-car's work in the countryside was full of surprises. But she was frightened to bulls and cows, and she remain very lazy and scuttled. One day, Toby brought Henrietta to the station where Percy was grumbling shunting.
 * Toby: Hello, Percy. I see Daisy's left the milk behind again.
 * Percy: I had to make a special journey within i suppose. Anyone would think i've nothing to do.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Percy.
 * Toby: Tell you what?
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Toby.
 * Toby: I'll take the milk, you fetch my freight cars.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Their drivers and stationmaster agreed. Percy had never been to the quarry before. He began ordering the freight cars about.
 * Percy: Hurry along.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: He said. The freight cars grumbled to each other.
 * Cars: This is Toby's place! Percy's got no right to poke his funnel in here and push us around.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: They whispered and pass the word.
 * Cars: Pay Percy back! Pay Percy back!
 * Percy: Come along.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Percy.
 * Percy: No nonsense.
 * Cars: We'll give him nonsense.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Giggled the freight cars. But they followed so quietly that Percy thought they were under control. Suddenly, they saw a notice ahead: All Trains Stop To Pin Down Brakes.
 * Percy: Peep peep! Brakes, Conductor, please!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: But before he could check them the freight cars surged ahead.
 * Cars: On! On!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: They cried.
 * Percy: Help! Help!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Percy. The man on duty at the crossing rushed to warn traffic with his red flag but was too late to switch Percy to the runaway sidings. Frantically trying to grip the rails Percy slid into the yard.
 * Percy: Peep! Peep! Look out!
 * (Crash!)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: The break van was in smithereens. Percy's driver and fireman had jumped clear but Percy was stranded. Next day, Sir Topham Hatt arrived. Toby and Daisy had helped to clear the wreckage but Percy remained on his perch of freight cars.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We must now try.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: To run a branch line with Toby and a diesel. You have put us in an awkward predicament, Percy.
 * Percy: I am sorry, sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You must stay here till we are ready.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Continued Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And you really must be more careful with freight cars.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Percy sighed. The freight cars groaned beneath his wheels. He quite understood about awkward predicaments. Sir Topham Hatt spoke severly to Daisy too.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: My engines work hard. I send lazy engines away.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Daisy was ashamed.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: However, Toby says you worked hard after Percy's accident. So you shall have another chance.
 * Daisy: Thank you, sir.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Daisy.
 * Daisy: I will work hard. Toby says he'll help me.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Excellent. What Toby doesn't know about branch line problems isn't worth knowing. But our Toby's an experienced engine.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Next day, Thomas came back, and Percy was sent to be mended. Annie and Clarabel were delighted to see Thomas again and he took them to a run at once. All were now friends, and Toby has taunt Daisy a great deal. She shooed a cow the other day all by herself. That show's you, doesn't it?
 * (Percy's Predicament ends)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: The reason's that it wasn't Percy's fault.
 * Chelsea (sniveling tearfully) Poor little engine!
 * Meilin: There, there.
 * Raimundo: You can leave for now.
 * The Conductors: As you wish.
 * (The Conductors disappear)
 * (Seras Victoria appears)
 * Seras: Somebody needing help?
 * Brock: (proposing to Seras) You were part of the safety patrol. I wanna be in it too.
 * Fred: (yanking Brock away by his ear) Unless, you cannot do this.
 * Tigger: Sorry about Brock, but Ash, Kermit and Mary are taken to the Gulag.
 * Seras: How awful.
 * Leonardo: We'd better look for them before it's too late.
 * Seras: I'm going with you.
 * Others: Okay.
 * (At the Gulag)
 * Ash: Where are we?
 * Kermit: How'd we get into this place?
 * Mary: I'm scared.
 * Nadya: Well, well, well. Look who's here?
 * Ash: Nadya!
 * Lee: We've dropped you by for a visit.
 * Marie: This is The Big House.
 * May: It's your place.
 * Kermit: The Kankers!
 * Vin: So, you've been waiting.
 * Sam: Everybody is prisoners.
 * Erica: You look cool.
 * Jacqueline: And famous.
 * Flan: You know about your buddies.
 * Dark Onion: You won't see them again.
 * Mary: The Wolfpack!
 * Nadya: It's a musical song for me. Hit it, boys.
 * (Nadya performs The Big House)
 * Nadya: This is Russia’s premier state funded hotel We’re very proud of our eclectic clientele Excellence in service since 1932 Don’t believe what you read in the online reviews It’s the Big House The perfect getaway Welcome into the Big House You’ll never get away It’s no Hilton or no Hyatt But you will have a riot So please enjoy your stay Here’s the dining room the menu is minimal What the cook does to the food is criminal Pull up a seat frog, grab yourself a stool May I recommend you try our famous gruel In the Big House You’ll never be alone Life ain’t bad in the Big House No froggy, no Check out after ten Or eleven years Make yourself at home Accommodation here is far superior Than anything else you will find in Siberia Let me know if there’s anything you need Everything’s free, money back guaranteed.
 * Josh Groban: In the Big House you will not survive When you arrive in the Big House, run for your life!
 * Nadya: It’s the Big House The perfect getaway Welcome into the Big House You’ll never get away For your security I’ll keep the only key Now please enjoy your stay.
 * (The Big House ends)
 * Nadya: Have a good rest, you three.
 * (Ash, Kermit and Mary frown in disappointment)
 * (We find Fozzie and the others looking for Ash, Kermit and Mary)
 * Fozzie: Kermit!
 * Misty: Ash!
 * Brock: Mary!
 * Sam: They must be here somewhere.
 * (The Children of the Cul-De-Sac appear)
 * Daphne: It's the Children of The Cul-De-Sac.
 * Sarah: (grabbing Ed by his collar) Where's Ash Ketchum!?
 * Ed: He's in the nearest part of the prison.
 * Sarah: (shaking Ed) You fool! How did you ever mention Ash if he doesn't want to...
 * Mel: Sarah, calm down.
 * Sarah: (stops shaking Ed) Huh? What now?
 * Mel: Ash is in the Gulag with Kermit and Mary.
 * Jimmy: Holy Mackerel.
 * Jonny: Whoa, do Me and Plank ever heard of the Gulag.
 * Rolf: Why is Rolf confused about the Gulag, Ed Boys?
 * Eddy: Well, you see, we were just...
 * Kevin: How did you dorks know about the Gulag?
 * Nazz: Dude, you've miscounted yourselves.
 * Nikki: We wanted to be rescuing Ash, Kermit and Mary.
 * Clover: But they're missing.
 * (The Conductors reappear)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: And that makes a mystery.
 * Raye: You've returned Conductors.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: We heard about the Gulag.
 * Ickis: And we're busting Ash, Kermit and Mary out.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: It happened the same to Donald and Douglas' fallout. Let me explain.
 * (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Twin Trouble starts)
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Donald and Douglas are scottish twin engines. They are practical peppery and proud. They nearly always work together. One day, Donald and Douglas were chuffing through the countryside hauling a heavy load. Down the line, Trevor the Traction Engine had been struggling with a big cartload of hay. Crossing the tracks, the cart's wheels have broken off. Then Trevor heard a whistle.
 * Trevor: Oh no!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Trevor cried. Donald could see the cart.
 * Donald: Stop!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: He cried. Donald's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. Luckily, no one was hurt.
 * Donald: Stop being pushy.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Donald snapped.
 * Douglas: Don't call me pushy.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas snapped back.
 * Donald: You shouldn't have pushed me into the cart.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald.
 * Douglas: You pulled me you mean.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Argued Douglas.
 * Donald: Didn't!
 * Douglas: Did!
 * Donald: Did not!
 * Douglas: Did too!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Before long the track was cleared and Donald and Douglas were on their way. The twins were so cross they refuse to speak to each other for the rest of the day. The next day, Sir Topham Hatt needed an engine to help Duck at the smelter's yards.
 * Donald: May I go, sir?
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald eagerly.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I only need one engine.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Not two.
 * Donald: I am only one engine, sir.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald.
 * Donald: And I would like to help with Duck.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt was surprised but agreed. Thomas was worried.
 * Thomas: Won't you miss one another?
 * Mr. Conductor 2: He asked.
 * Thomas: I know I missed Annie and Clarabel.
 * Douglas: I'll work better on my own.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Sniffed Douglas.
 * Donald: I have work to do.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald. At first, Donald enjoyed working with Duck. Then, things started to go wrong.
 * Donald: Did you shunt those freight cars on the other line?
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Donald asked.
 * Duck: You said you wanted them on the other line.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Duck replied.
 * Donald: Not that other line, the other other line.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Donald was cross.
 * Donald: Douglas would have known what I've meant.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: He huffed. Douglas was working on his own. He chuffed dutifully through the beautiful countryside. But Douglas had no one to share it with. Altough he tried not to he was beginning to miss his twin. That night, Douglas' Driver took him to see Donald.
 * Douglas: I was just passing.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
 * Donald: Have you come to say you're sorry?
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Donald sniffed. This made Douglas very cross.
 * Douglas: I've nothing to be sorry for.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: He said and steamed away in a huff. The next day, Donald was in a bad mood. Duck could see he was getting too close for the buffers.
 * Duck: Look out!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Duck shouted, but it was too late. Donald's driver was very cross.
 * Donald's Driver: This would've happened if you were working with Douglas.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: He said. Donald knew he was right and Duck knew he couldn't pull Donald back onto the rails. So he went for help. Douglas was sadly finishing his work as Duck steamed into the depot.
 * Duck: Donald is in trouble.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duck.
 * Douglas: Donald in trouble?
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas cried.
 * Douglas: I'm on my way!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: And he steamed off as fast as he could. Douglas struggled and struggled, he finally pulled his twin gently back on to the tracks. He was relief Donald wasn't hurt.
 * Donald: Thank you.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Donald said.
 * Donald: And I'm sorry.
 * Douglas: No, I'm sorry.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
 * Donald: I'm sorry.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Insisted Donald.
 * Duck: Don't argue about who's sorry.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Chuckled Duck.
 * Duck: Just be glad you're back together.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: And they were.
 * (Twin Trouble ends)
 * Mr. Conductor 2: So that's why Donald and Douglas had an apology.
 * Rolf: Rolf is glad to hear that story.
 * Kevin: You'd be leaving right?
 * The Conductors: Right.
 * (The Conductors disappear)
 * Annie: We'd better call Cyclops, Tooty The Elephant and Megaman.
 * Others: Right.
 * (At the Superhero hideout)
 * Cyclops: What!? Ash in the Gulag with both Kermit and Mary!?
 * Tooty: That's just terrible!
 * Megaman: We'll be there right away!
 * (Soon)
 * Cyclops: What's going on, guys?
 * Nikki: We're worried about your leader.
 * Sam: And that frog and the Mareep trainer.
 * Tooty: Fox, Sonic, Jerry and Iggy won't like this.
 * Megaman: Neither did Roll.
 * (Back at the Gulag)
 * Ash: How come we do this choir verse?
 * Kermit: It's a boys only chorus.
 * Mary: You cannot be serious.
 * Nadya: All right, you will sing everything for my performance.
 * Ash: Oh yeah? My theme is from the Pokemon Puzzle League game.
 * (Ash performs To Be A Master)
 * Ash: Go! Go! Whoo! So you want to be a Pokémon Master? I got 2 B the one, the only one who can withstand the test 'n B the best. I got 2 strive, keep up the drive, B a Master. It takes a different kind of skill and I won't stop until 150 Pokémon are mine. I must define the art of capture (of all Pokémon). 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B writin' a brand new chapter! Poké Ball Go...Go... (all the children sing) Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na It's all about the evolution of Pokémon Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Poké Ball Go...Go... Pokémon Got my badges and my Poké Ball. Got my buddy Pikachu 2 help me try 2 catch 'em all (Gotta catch 'em all!). Yo, it's all about the evolution of the Pokémon The training attaining N' bein' part of the phenomenon. B a Pokémaster icon... Ha! Team Rocket will B long gone But first U gotta know about the different types: Grass, Fire, Ground, Flame, Electric, Water, Rock, Flying, Ice, Normal, Bug, Ghost, Fighting & Dragon... Don't forget about Psychic! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B writin' a brand new chapter! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B strivin' to be the greatest Master! Poké Ball Go...Go... (all the children sing) Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Yo, like I said before, it's all about the evolution of Pokémon Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Greatest master of Pokémon Mmmm... Somewhat impressive Now you've reached the Plateau But not yet a hero R U ready 2 meet and defeat... The Elite? Can I expect survival against your Rival? And remember... Gotta catch 'em all! Show me what you've got! Poké Ball Go...Go... Poké Ball Go! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master I will B writin' a brand new chapter 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master I will B strivin' to be the greatest Master. Pokémon Master The greatest Master Pokémon Master I will be writin' The greatest Chapter Sing it Na na na na na na na na... Greatest Master of Pokémon.
 * (To Be A Master ends)
 * Ash: Smell ya later, Nadya.
 * (He, Kermit and Mary escape)
 * Nadya: You'll pay for this!
 * (Meanwhile, Fozzie and the others are still looking for Ash, Kermit and Mary)
 * Al: Is there a problem, Fozzie?
 * Fozzie: I just can't find Kermit.
 * (The 12 Gym Leaders, Casey, The Kimono Sisters and The Tetris Attack and Pokémon The Fighters Crew arrive)
 * Sissy: What's up?
 * Brock: (blushing in sight) Suzy!
 * Suzy: Huh?
 * Brock: (proposing to Suzy) You and Pietra love to be friends.
 * Suzy: Why yes.
 * Alex Davis: What!? Brock's in a proposal!? I'll show you!
 * Bugsy: (grabbing hold of him) No, Alex, don't!
 * Alex Davis: Huh? (disappointed) You're right, i'll never be angry.
 * (The Conductors reappear)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: We're looking for Ash, Kermit and Mary.
 * Bailey: Me and Marina have the same stockings as The Blonde Sisters.
 * Marina: Exactly.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: It seems that you'd be looking for Ash.
 * Omi: And Kermit and Mary too.
 * Kimiko: Do engines fall out for buffers?
 * Mr. Conductor 2: You remember Bill and Ben don't you? Let me explain.
 * (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Buffer Bother starts)
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben are quarry engines. They are twins. They play together, they shunt freight cars together. They even get up to naughtyness together. Whenever you find Bill you will find Ben. Whether you find Ben you will find Bill. Sir Topham Hatt had come to inspect his quarry engines. He found that Mavis and Bill were in fine working order.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Unfortunately, Ben.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Your buffers are damaged. You must report to the engine works inmediately for a new set of buffers. Mavis you will have to work with Bill until Ben returns.
 * Mavis: Yes sir.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis and Sir Topham Hatt drove away. Ben was happy.
 * Ben: I'm going to get new buffers!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: He gloated to Bill.
 * Bill: Well i should get new buffers too.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Bill complained.
 * Bill: We're twins. We do everything together.
 * Ben: But you don't need new buffers.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Ben teased.
 * Bill: You're getting new buffers because you're getting clumsy.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill enviously.
 * Ben: No I'm not!
 * Bill: Yes you are!
 * Ben: No I'm not!
 * Bill: Yes you are!
 * Mavis: Will you two stop being crackpots?
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis scolded.
 * Mavis: Now come on, Bill, we've got work to do.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Ben couldn't wait to get new buffers. Later, Bill watched as Ben chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new buffers too. Bill returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Ben's new buffers.
 * Bill: Ooh!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
 * Bill: (sneezes)
 * Mavis: Be careful.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
 * Mavis: And stop thinking about Ben's new buffers.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Bill tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Ben and his brand new buffers. But it didn't work.
 * Bill: I want new buffers too!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
 * Mavis: Just be happy you're in good working order.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
 * Bill: It's not fair!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Bill huffed and he weeshed soot all over Mavis.
 * Mavis: Bill!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Mavis.
 * Bill: Oops, sorry.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill. Bill tried his best to get with his work. But the troublesome trucks have spotted a chance for a tease.
 * Trucks: Poor poor Bill, he works, he suffers, while Ben his twin gets brand new buffers!
 * Bill: I might not have new buffers.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
 * Bill: But I still know how to biff troublesome trucks.
 * Mavis: No!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis cried. But it was too late. Ben puffed into the quarry with his shiny new buffers just in time to hear...
 * Bill: Bust my buffers!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Bill.
 * Ben: I think you have.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived and saw Bill's broken buffers, he was not happy.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You behaved badly Bill.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
 * Bill: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Before you get new buffers.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt continued.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable engine.
 * Bill: Yes Sir.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Answered Bill weakly. After Sir Topham Hatt left, Ben rolled up to Bill with his new buffers gleaming.
 * Bill: They are nice buffers.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
 * Ben: Thanks.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Ben said.
 * Ben: I'm sorry I teased you.
 * Bill: That's all right.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
 * Bill: I was naughty too.
 * Ben: Of course you are.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben.
 * Ben: We're twins.
 * (Buffer Bother ends)
 * Mr. Conductor 2: