Sesame Street Crayons and Muppet nail polish/Oscar's B Sandwich (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Oscar the Grouch
 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Farley

Lyrics
Oscar Grouchy Green: (spoken) So, so that's the letter A, Fresh Frog of Bel Air.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Right and luckily the next letter is B. So I am going to make a B sandwich.

Oscar Grouchy Green: (spoken) A B sandwich?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) It's an old family recipe. Everything in the sandwich starts with the letter B.

(singing) You begin with some brown bread and Boston-baked beans Add boxes of bacon and bits of blue jeans Boiled boots, billiard balls, black berries too Butterscotch, broccoli, and buckets of glue

Place barbecued buttons on top of it all A bunch of bananas and a basketball A beef burger burned till it's black, oh boy! A big blob of bubble gum, eat and enjoy! Heh Heh Heh

Now I'll just toss in this rotten old belt, and a bag of birdseed, and this beat up, brown, battered and busted old balloon

Place barbecued buttons on top of it all A bunch of bananas and a basketball A beef burger burned till it's black, oh boy! It's a big "B" sandwich, eat and enjoy! Umm-Umm-Umm-Umm (chewing sounds)

(spoken) Uh-Oh! Needs more bubblegum