Sesame Street Crayons/Captain Vegetable (from Cheep Thrills)

Cast

 * Amazing Mumford Presto Purple as Captain Vegetable
 * Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink as Andy
 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Eddie

Lyrics
The Count Batty Black: Out of his secret garden somewhere in New Jersey comes your newest favorite super hero!

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: It is I, Captain Vegetable With my carrot, and my celery Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me And they're good for you, so eat them too For teeth so strong, your whole life long Eat celery and carrots by the bunch Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable Crunch, crunch, crunch!

Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink: (singing) My name is Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink I love candy And I eat it whenever I can If it's handy Gimme some candy It's so good and sweet The perfect treat It's such a thrill To eat my fill And gobble till there's nothing on the plate Candy is great, but wait! (spoken) Who are you, some kind of bad dream?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: (spoken) Do I look like a bad dream? (singing) It is I, Captain Vegetable With my carrot, and my celery Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me And they're good for you, so eat them too For teeth so strong, your whole life long Eat celery and carrots by the bunch ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple turns the candy on Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink's plate into carrots and celery) Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable Crunch, crunch, crunch!

( Prairie Dawn Perfect Pink eats the veggies. Amazing Mumford Presto Purple leaves and finds Zoe Zingy Orange with a plate of spaghetti)

Zoe Zingy Orange: (singing) My name is Zoe Zingy Orange I love spaghetti So I eat it whenever I can If it's ready Gimme spaghetti It's a lovely thing It looks like string It's such a thrill To eat my fill And gobble till there's nothing on the plate Spaghetti is great, but wait! (spoken) What are you? Are you some kind of weirdo?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: (spoken) Do I look like a weirdo? It is I, your newest super hero (singing) It is I, Captain Vegetable With my carrot, and my celery Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me And they're good for you, so eat them too For teeth so strong, your whole life long Eat celery and carrots by the bunch Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable

( Zoe Zingy Orange tries the carrot or celery Amazing Mumford Presto Purple has with him)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Gee, Captain Vegetable this is the best thing to come around since meatballs! Three cheers for Captain Vegetable!

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Three cheers for me Captain Vegetable Crunch crunch crunch!