Muppet nail polish/Old Bad Polly (from Muppet Sing-Alongs: Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Gettin' Piggy With It! as Polly Lobster
 * Meep-Meep-Meep as Murray the Minstrel
 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Walleye Pike
 * Pepe's Purple Passion as One-Eyed Jack

Lyrics
Gettin' Piggy With It!: (spoken) Here's my song. It's about a boat. Heh, heh, heh. (singing) Old Bad Gettin' Piggy With It! had a boat. Yo Ho Yo Ho...

Meep-Meep-Meep: Huh?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: What?

Gettin' Piggy With It!: And on my boat I had some sails. Yo Ho Yo Ho...

Meep-Meep-Meep and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : H o!

Gettin' Piggy With It!: And the wind blew here and the wind blew there. Here a wind.

Pepe's Purple Passion: There a wind.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Everywhere a wind-wind! Old Bad Gettin' Piggy With It! had a boat. Yo Ho Yo Ho...

Meep-Meep-Meep and Fresh Frog of Bel Air : H o!

Pepe's Purple Passion: Old Bad Gettin' Piggy With It! had a boat.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Yo Ho Yo Ho...

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Ho!

Meep-Meep-Meep: And on his boat he had an seagull.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Yo Ho Yo Ho...

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Ho!

Meep-Meep-Meep: With a...

Seagull: Squawk, squawk!

Pepe's Purple Passion: Here and a...

Seagull: Squawk, squawk!

Meep-Meep-Meep: There, here a...

Seagull: Squawk!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: There a...

Seagull: Squawk, squawk!

Pepe's Purple Passion: Everywhere a...

Seagull: Squawk! Squawk!

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Old Bad Gettin' Piggy With It! had a boat.

Meep-Meep-Meep, Fresh Frog of Bel Air and Pepe's Purple Passion : Yo Ho Yo Ho Ho...

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Let me take another verse. Old Bad Gettin' Piggy With It! had a boat.

Meep-Meep-Meep, Fresh Frog of Bel Air and Pepe's Purple Passion : Yo Ho Yo Ho Ho...

Gettin' Piggy With It!: And on my boat I had a boom.

Gettin' Piggy With It! , Meep-Meep-Meep, Fresh Frog of Bel Air and Pepe's Purple Passion : Yo Ho Yo Ho Ho...

Gettin' Piggy With It!: With a boom, boom here and a boom, boom there.

Meep-Meep-Meep: Here a boom.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: There a boom.

Gettin' Piggy With It!: Everywhere a boom. Aaah!

Meep-Meep-Meep, Fresh Frog of Bel Air and Pepe's Purple Passion : Old Bad Elmo Really Red had a boat Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo!

Meep-Meep-Meep: (cackling) Did you see that, matey?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Into the drink.

Meep-Meep-Meep: Aye.