Ghost Pig/Piglet's Ghostly Trick

Ghost Pig, retitled Piglet's Ghostly Trick for American audience, is the twenty-fourth episode of the second season of Pongo the Dalmatian and Friends, and the fiftieth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Ghost Train/Percy's Ghostly Trick.

Cast

 * Pongo (from 101 Dalmatians) as Thomas
 * Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Percy
 * Friar Tuck (from Robin Hood) as Toby
 * Abigail (from The Aristocats) as Annie (does not speak)
 * Amelia (from The Aristocats) as Clarabel (does not speak)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Piglet: "And every year on a date of the accident, it runs again as a warning to others plunging into the gap, shrieking like a lost soul."

Pongo: "Piglet, what are you talking about?"

Piglet: "The ghost pig. Driver saw it last night."

Pongo and Friar Tuck: "Where?"

Narrator: "Asked Pongo and Friar Tuck."

Piglet: "He didn't say. Ooh, it makes my feet wobble to think of it."

Pongo: "Huh!"

Narrator: "Said Pongo."

Pongo: "You're just a silly little piglet. I'm not scared!"

Piglet: "Pongo didn't believe in your ghost."

Narrator: "Said Piglet next morning. His driver laughed."

Piglet's Driver: "Neither do I. It was a pretend ghost on television."

Narrator: "Piglet was disappointed. That evening, he came back from the harbor.

Piglet knew where he was, even in the dark."

Piglet: "Crowe's farm crossing. We shan't be long now."

Narrator: "He liked running at night. The path hummed and the light showed green. But a broken cartload of lyme lay ahead. Sam the farmer had just gone for help.

(CRASH!)

Piglet broke the cart to smithereens. Lyme flew everywhere. He puffed quickly to the nearest signal box.

Piglet's driver explained what had happened."

Signalman: "I'll see to it."

Narrator: "Said the signalman."

Signalman: "But you better clean Piglet, or people will think he's a ghost."

Narrator: "Piglet chuckled."

Piglet: "Do let's pretend I'm a ghost and scare Pongo. That'll teach him to say I'm a silly little piglet."

Narrator: "Friar Tuck promised to help.

Pongo was getting ready for his evening run."

Friar Tuck: "Piglet's had an accident."

Narrator: "Cried Friar Tuck."

Pongo: "Poor piglet."

Narrator: "Said Pongo."

Pongo: "Botheration! That means I'll be late."

Friar Tuck: "They've cleared the line for you, but there's something worse."

Pongo: "Out with it, Friar Tuck! I can't wait all evening."

Friar Tuck: "I've just seen something."

Narrator: "Said Friar Tuck."

Friar Tuck: "It looked like Piglet's ghost. It said it was, was coming here t-t-t-to warn us."

Pongo: "Huh! Who cares? Don't be frightened, Friar Tuck. I'll take care of you."

Piglet: "Peep, peep! Pip, pip, pip, peep! Let me in. Let me in."

Narrator: "Wailed Piglet."

Friar Tuck: "No, no. Not by the smoke on my chimney chim chim."

Piglet: "I'll chuff, and I'll puff, and I'll break your door in."

Pongo: "Oh dear!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Pongo."

Pongo: "It's getting late. Oh, I have no idea. Oh, I must find Abigail and Amelia."

Narrator: "It was morning when Pongo returned."

Friar Tuck: "Where have you been?"

Narrator: "Asked Friar Tuck."

Pongo: "Ah, well."

Narrator: "Said Pongo."

Pongo: "I knew you'd be sad about Piglet and I, uh, I didn't like to intrude. I slept in the goods shed and...

Oh, sorry. Can't stop. Got to see a flower about a dalmatian."

Narrator: "Piglet was not in the worst for his adventure, and was still enjoying himself enormously. He had heard everything."

Piglet: "Well, well, well. What do you know about that?"

Friar Tuck: "Anyone would think,"

Narrator: "Chuckled Friar Tuck."

Friar Tuck: "That our Pongo had just seen a ghost."