Crayola Colors, Mr. Sketch Markers, Sesame Street Crayons and Crayola Markers/Love in the Junkyard (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Fern as Oscar the Grouch
 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Grundgetta

Lyrics
Fern: (spoken) This little song is dedicated to my Oscar Grouchy Green, my one, true rotten love. Heh, heh, heh. (singing) I can't show how much I love you in a garden. I can't show how much I love you at the zoo. No, those places I just could not put my heart in, No, those places somehow just would never do.

But if you'll meet me in the moonlight in the junkyard, You'll find out just exactly what I mean. 'Cause my love for you is bigger than the biggest pile of junk you've ever seen.

I cain't show how much I love you with a flower. I cain't show how much I love you with a toy. 'Cause things like that just do not have the power To make a Grouch's heart fill up with joy.

You've got to meet me in the moonlight in the junkyard, And you'll find out just exactly what I mean. 'Cause my love for you is bigger than the biggest pile of junk you've ever seen.

Oh yeah its bigger, It's much much bigger Than the biggest pile of junk You've ever Seen. Heh, heh, heh. Oh, yeah. Heh, heh.