Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Bear in the Big Blue House and Blue's Clues/The Big House (from Muppets Most Wanted)

Cast

 * The Ferocious Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Kermit the Frog
 * Miss Maxwell (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Nadya
 * Steve (from Blue's Clues) as The Prison King
 * Joe (from Blue's Clues) as Big Papa
 * Mr. Moon (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as The Great Escapo
 * Sidestep (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Prisoner One
 * Edwina Badger (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Miss Poogy
 * The Friendly Giant (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Big Mean Carl
 * Jeremiah Tortoise (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Pops
 * Ferret Jetter (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Angel Marie
 * Jack the Dog (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Black Dog
 * Mailbox (from Blue's Clues) as Blind Pew
 * Treelo (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Calico
 * Pip (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as One-Eyed Jack
 * Pop (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Spotted Dick
 * Shovel (from Blue's Clues) as Walleye Pike
 * Mr. Salt (from Blue's Clues) as Danny Trejo
 * Benny the Bat (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Josh Groban
 * Tutter, Luke, Lily, Moss, Rita Mouse and Keisha (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Rats
 * The Jellybean Team (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Frackles
 * Felt Friends (from Blue's Room) as Humans
 * Ray the Sun (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Ivan

Lyrics
Miss Maxwell (spoken): Hit it boys (singing) This is Russia’s premier state funded hotel We’re very proud of our eclectic clientele Excellence in service since 1932 Don’t believe what you read in the online reviews

It’s the Big House The perfect getaway Welcome into the Big House You’ll never get away It’s no Hilton or no Hyatt But you will have a riot So please enjoy your stay

Here’s the dining room, the menu is minimal What the cook does to the food is criminal Pull up a seat frog, grab yourself a stool May I recommend you try our famous gruel

In the Big House You’ll never be alone Life ain’t bad in the Big House No, froggy, no Check out after ten Or eleven years Make yourself at home

Accommodation is far superior Than anything else you will find in Siberia Let me know if there’s anything you need Everything is free, money back guaranteed

Benny the Bat: In the Big House, you will not survive When you arrive in the Big House, run for your life!

Miss Maxwell: It’s the Big House The perfect getaway Welcome into the Big House You’ll never get away For your security I’ll keep the only key Now please enjoy your stay