Muppet nail polish/Green Green Grass of Home (by Tom Jones)

Cast

 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Tom Jones

Lyrics
Fresh Frog of Bel Air: The old home town looks the same As I step down from the train And there to meet me is my Mama and Papa Down the road I look and there runs Mary Hair of gold and lips like cherries

It's good to touch the green, green grass of home Yes, they'll all come to meet me, arms reaching, smiling sweetly It's good to touch the green, green grass of home

The old house is still standing tho' the paint is cracked and dry And there's that old oak tree that I used to play on Down the lane I walk with my sweet Mary Hair of gold and lips like cherries It's good to touch the green, green grass of home

Then I awake and look around me At four grey walls that surround me And I realize, yes, I was only dreaming For there's a guard and there's a sad old padre Arm in arm, we'll walk at daybreak Again I touch the green, green grass of home

Yes, they'll all come to see me In the shade of that old oak tree As they lay me 'neath the green, green grass of home