Sesame Street lip balm/Sax and Violence (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy as Zoot
 * Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum as Nigel the Conductor
 * Oscar's Grouchy Grape as Mahna Mahna

Lyrics
Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: OK, Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy, It's time for your solo, have you looked over the music?

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: Yeah, You expect me to play this, man?

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: What else would you do with it?

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: If I had a match I could put it out of its misery.

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Don't joke me, Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy, This is a great little number.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: Yeah, What if I refuse to play it?

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: What if I get a new sax player?

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: What if you and I just get right down to it and do this little beauty?

Big Bird's Banana Bubble Gum: Good thought.

Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy: Yeah. Forgive me, Charlie Parker, wherever you are.

( Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy begins playing "Sax and Violence", and is soon joined by Oscar's Grouchy Grape playing percussion on a bell, soon he begins hitting Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy's Saxophone and punching him in the face, Cookie Monster's Cowabunga Cotton Candy plays into his Sax one last time, blowing him up.)