Egmont Imagination/Jerry Nelson: A 65th Birthday Celebration

Cast

 * Chuck (from Help! I'm a Fish) as Zoot
 * The Little Mermaid (from The Fairytaler) as Annie Sue Pig
 * Plops (from Plonsters) as Boober Fraggle
 * Little Ida (from The Fairytaler) as Red Fraggle
 * Snorer (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital) as Grover
 * Greens (from Mumble Bumble) as Gonzo
 * Tracey McBean (from Tracey McBean) as Prairie Dawn
 * Rex (from Rex the Runt) as Telly Monster
 * Tumbler (from Troll Tales) as Beauregard
 * Bad Bob (from Rex the Runt) as Cookie Monster
 * Dasha the Duck (from Wilbur) as Zoe
 * Nurse Penny (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital) as Miss Piggy
 * Mumble Bumble (from Mumble Bumble) as Big Bird
 * Pins (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital) as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
 * Freddie Bosworth, Barker Bumble, Henry, Baby Arthur, Betsy Bumble, Alice and Polly (from The Upstairs Downstains Bears) as Doozers
 * Vince (from Rex the Runt) as Animal
 * Dr. Bear (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital) as Uncle Traveling Matt
 * Michael (from Little People: Big Discoveries) as Bert
 * Eddie (from Little People: Big Discoveries) as Ernie
 * Hamilton Mattress (from Hamilton Mattress) as Fozzie Bear
 * Miss Camomile (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital) as Mokey Fraggle
 * Henrietta Bosworth (from The Upstairs Downstairs Bears) as Granny Bunny
 * Senor Balustrade (from Hamilton Mattress) as Sam the Eagle
 * Bob (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital) as Kermit the Frog
 * Wendy (from Rex the Runt) as Grundgetta
 * Wilbur the Calf (from Wilbur) as Elmo
 * Ray (from Wilbur) as Baby Bear
 * Feldwick C. Hackenbush (from Hamilton Mattress) as Rizzo the Rat
 * Sonya Lee, Sarah Lynn and Maggie (from Little People: Big Discoveries) as Chickens
 * Needles (from St. Bear's Dolls Hospital) as Beaker
 * Fly (from Help! I'm a Fish) as Clifford
 * Ollie Shuteye (from The Fairytaler) as Wembley Fraggle
 * Joe (from Help! I'm a Fish) as Oscar the Grouch
 * Thumbelina (from The Fairytaler) as Rosita
 * Skeeto (from Skipper & Skeeto) as Waldorf

Lyrics
Chuck: Hey, where's Paz? I need to give him my lines.

The Little Mermaid: I'm here for the recording.

Plops: Hey, Ollie Shuteye? Where's Ollie Shuteye? I can't find him. Ollie Shuteye?

Little Ida: Well, he's gotta be here somewhere. He has got some singing to do.

Snorer: Hey, uh, this is Snorer. My name is Snorer.

Greens: Yeah?

Snorer: Hi. Could you, excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm just...

Greens: What?

Snorer: Why are we here?

Greens: Beats me.

Snorer: Hm?

Greens: Hey! Whoa! Are you the Sesame Street Muppets? This is cool!

Tracey McBean: That is correct.

Greens: Hey, listen. Get together afterwards and we'll do some alphabet and stuff.

Tracey McBean: Um, no thank you, Greens. You frightened me.

Rex: The Muppet Show Band! Paz! You're the man, Paz! You're the man!

Tumbler: Are you really the Bad Bob?

Bad Bob: Yeah.

Tumbler: Could I have a cookie?

Bad Bob: No.

Greens: Hey, Bad Bob! What do you say we get together and talk about compulsion? (laughing)

Bad Bob: Compul-wha? Me no understand.

Dasha the Duck: Hi! Hi. My name is Dasha the Duck. Who are you?

Nurse Penny: Nurse Penny.

Dasha the Duck: You're Nurse who?

Nurse Penny: Nurse Penny.

Dasha the Duck: Nurse Henny?

Nurse Penny: That's Nurse Penny.

Dasha the Duck: Oh, oh. Nurse Penny? Are you famous? Oh, I don't know you.

Nurse Penny: You're from the children's show thing, weren't you with little puppets? Very cute. Pretty charming.

Little Ida: Hey, Mumble Bumble! How's the weather up there? (laughing)

Mumble Bumble: Huh?

Little Ida: Or should I say how's the hippopotamus up there? (laughing)

Mumble Bumble: Oh. (laughing) That's funny.

Pins: Well, now, are you the real Mumble Bumble? Your skin is so blue. (laughing)

Mumble Bumble: Why, thank you.

Freddie Bosworth: Uh, uh. Watch where you step there. The Upstairs Downstairs Bears down here. No, down here. The Upstairs Downstairs Bears. Mind the Upstairs Downstairs Bears.

Vince: VINCE!!!!! VINCE!!!! VINCE!!!! (panting) WHO YOU?????!!!!

Dr. Bear: Ahem. Excuse me, I'm looking for my little nephew, Jack the Fool? I was told that he might be here, but I can't find him.

Vince: Sorry.

Dr. Bear: Don't that be all? I wonder where he is?

Michael: (laughing) Hi. Have you seen...I don't know you, but have you seen uh, Eddie?

Dr. Bear: Who?

Michael: Eddie. He's kind of a red guy.

Eddie: Yeah, I'm here. Ready to go! (laughing)

Hamilton Mattress: Wocka Wocka Wocka! Hamilton Mattress here. Boy, you know what? You sound like me.

Michael: (laughing) No, you sound like me. Wait a minute. This is weird.

Eddie: (laughing)

Miss Camomile: Hello. Hi. Hello there. Oh, my name is Miss Camomile. I'm from Fraggle Rock.

Henrietta Bosworth: And this is uh, Tumbleweed, but nobody remembers me, so I'll just go over to the corner and mope.

Senor Balustrade: I do not understand what the hell is going on here.

Bob: All right, okay, everybody. May I have your attention, please?

Senor Balustrade: Oh, quiet, guys.

The Little Mermaid: It's Bob. Bob.

Baby Arthur: Quiet, quiet down. I can't see.

Bob: Hey, I wanted to thank all of you for coming to this recording session. Uh, Mumble Bumble, are all the Sesame Street Muppets here?

Snorer: Uh, yes sir, yes. Blue here.

Dasha the Duck: I'm here. I'm here. Can you see me? Dasha's here!

Bad Bob: Yeah, me here! Me here!

Michael: (laughing) Michael's here.

Eddie: Mmmm hmmm. We're both here. (laughing)

Michael: Yeah.

Rex: This is Fuchsia right here. (laughing)

Wendy: Yeah, yeah. We're here!

Rex: All right!

Mumble Bumble: It looks like we're all here, Bob! (laughing)

Wilbur the Calf: Wait, wait, wait! Wilbur doesn't see Joe!

Tracey McBean: Oh, no! Joe's missing! Where could Joe be?

Ray: Maybe he's feeling too grouchy to sing a song.

Wendy: Joe's always too grouchy to sing a song!

Bad Bob: Oh, he not grouchy. He's just Joe. Come on.

Dasha the Duck: I think Joe will sing a song. I'll talk to him.

Snorer: Look here, wait, we should respect his feelings. Certainly.

Rex: Joe will sing or I'll give him noogies up the kazoo!

Michael: That's okay with me. (laughing)

Feldwick C. Hackenbush: Well, the Muppet Show Muppets are ready to rock!

Everyone: Yeah!

Greens: Yeah, let's rock! (laughing)

Hamilton Mattress: Yes, sir! I'm ready to rock! Wocka wocka! The armadillo is ready!

Nurse Penny: I won't actually rock. I will join in, but I don't believe I will rock. It's not very ladylike.

Pins: Oh, hoo hoo. Needles and I are ready, right, Needles?

Needles: That is correct, Pins!

Vince: ROCK!!!! ROCK!!! ROCK!!!! ROCK!!!!!

Senor Balustrade: No, I don't think I've ever actually been prepared to rock in my life.

The Little Mermaid: Oh, this is just like old times.

Fly: Yeah, we've got the whole Muppet Show band here.

Vince: VINCE PLAYS DRUMS!!!! DRUMS!!! DRUMS!!! DRUMS!!! (panting)

Little Ida: Hey, music, everybody!

Greens: Oh, cool!

Rex: Ooh, the whole band. I've never worked with the Muppet Show before.

Chuck: Hey, we're ready. Wait, wait, wait a minute. Where's Paz?

Snorer: Oh, really? The Muppet Show. I, I used to watch that when it was popular.

Ollie Shuteye: Hey, Bob. Don't forget about us Fraggles.

Miss Camomile: Hello, Bob. We're all here. All us Fraggles.

Bob: Oh, how can I forget the Fraggles? You guys are terrific!

Bear: Well, this is just lovely. This is going to be so much fun.

Little Ida: Woo hoo! Let's do it!

Ollie Shuteye: Yeah, yeah!

Miss Camomile: You tell them, Little Ida!

Joe: Oh, those Fraggles are so cute! I can't stand it!

Everyone: Joe!

Dr. Bob: Joe.

Hamilton Mattress: Ah, is that Joe?

Senor Balustrade: Yes, I believe that is the children's show character Bob.

Wendy: Oh, Asparagus!

Wilbur the Calf: Asparagus! Red knew you would come!

Joe: Listen, orange face! Just exactly why did you call us all here anyway?

Bob: Uh, well, Asparagus, we've got a little song to sing for one of our very favorite people. Everybody got your music?

Feldwick C. Hackenbush: Yeah, yeah! Sure!

Greens: Yeah, we've got it!

Little Ida: Who needs music? Let's just sing!

Dasha the Duck: Yeah! I've got my music!

Senor Balustrade: Um, I do not have my music. I do not want my music.

Snorer: I've got my sheet of music. Yes, I have mine.

Rex: I'm ready.

Bad Bob: Yeah, yeah. Got me music here!

Michael: Uh, yes. I'm prepared to wail.

The Little Mermaid: Oh, this is fantastic singing with all you guys.

Chuck: What key? What key?

Wendy: I've got the music, but I ain't singing.

Rex: Wendy!

Miss Camomile: Oh, yeah. We're ready. We've got it. Okay, let's go!

The Little Mermaid: We hope it goes okay. This is so terribly important.

Bob: Then let's do it! Vince, a drum roll, please!

Vince: DRUM ROLL!!!! DRUM ROLL!!!! DRUM ROLL!!!!! (breathing)

Bob: It's the Muppet birthday song with our very special guest star, Mr. Jerry Nelson!

Everyone: Yeah!!!!

Feldwick C. Hackenbush: So cute.

Snorer: Oh, this is very cute music.

Greens: Man, this is great! I love it! (laughing)

Senor Balustrade: Oh, I have never liked this music!

Wilbur the Calf: It's Jerry Nelson's birthday.

Barker Bumble: It got here awfully quick.

Tracey McBean: So we composed this tribute.

Feldwick C. Hackenbush: Though we know it ain't real slick!

Ray: We simply want to tell him.

Rex: Without a lot of fuss!

Eddie: That he is very special.

Michael: And he means the world to us.

Eddie: Very good, Michael.

Michael: Thank you, Eddie. (laughing)

Little Ida: Come on, Ollie Shuteye. It's your turn!

Plops: Yeah, go, Yellow-Green! (laughing)

Ollie Shuteye: Now Jerry is a master of many different things.

Thumbelina: His acting is terrific!

Fly and The Little Mermaid : And we love the way he sings.

Little Ida: He's Gobo.

Bob: Robin.

Snorer: Herry.

Henry: Floyd.

Thumbelina: The Count.

Greens: And Scred.

The Little Mermaid: And Pops.

Betsy Bumble: Lew Zealand.

Wendy: Trash Heap.

Rex: Mumford.

Mumble Bumble: Wow! The list just never stops!

Everyone: Oh, Jerry's extraordinary so let's not tear him to wish him one in every way. 'Cause our friend Jerry's so great, it's scary so let's be merry and celebrate his special day.

Bob: Ladies and gentlemen, the Muppet Show Band.

Everyone: (cheering)

Nurse Penny: Bob, isn't this my solo?

Bad Bob: No, no, it's instrumental break, Nurse Penny.

Little Ida: Can I break some instruments?

Thumbelina: So who's Jerry?

The Little Mermaid: Oh, he's the cutie pie with the beard!

Tracey McBean: You know, I've always had a crush on Jerry.

Dasha the Duck: I love you, Jerry. (laughing)

Wendy: Oh, yuck!

Everyone: Oh, Jerry's extraordinary so let's not tear him to wish him one in every way.

Vince: DRUM SOLO!!!!!!!!

Everyone: 'Cause our friend Jerry's so great, it's scary so let's be merry and celebrate his special day.

Everyone: (cheering)

Little Ida: Whoo hoo! Let's hear it for Jerry!

Greens: Yeah!

Skeeto: It's Jerry Nelson's birthday, huh? And they called us old geezers? (laughing)

Bob: Happy birthday, Jerry!

The Little Mermaid: That was quite good, really.