Bubble Guppies/Kickapoo (from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny)

Cast

 * Gil as Jack Black
 * Nonny as Ronnie James Dio
 * Mr. Grouper as Jables' Dad (Meat Loaf)

Lyrics
Gil: A long-a** f*cking time ago, in a town called Kickapoo There lived a humble family, religious through and through But yea, there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in line A vision he did see-eth, f*cking rocking all the time He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave Then I sliced his f*ckin' cockles with a long and shiny blade 'Twas I who f*cked the dragon, f*ckalizing f*ckaloo And if you try to f*ck with me, then I shall f*ck you too

Gotta get it on in the party zone I got to shoot a load in the party zone Gotta lick a toad in the party zone Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

(Gil Screams)

Mr. Grouper: You've disobeyed my orders, son, why were you ever born? Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel You'll become a mindless puppet, Beelzebub will pull the strings Your heart will lose direction and chaos it will bring

You'd better shut your mouth, better watch your tone You're grounded for a week with no telephone Don't let me here you cry, don't let me hear you moan You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home

Gil: Dio, can you hear me? I am lost and so alone I'm askin' for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne? I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock My father thinks you're evil but man, he can suck a c*ck Rock is not The Devil's work, it's magical and rad I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad

Nonny:I hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock But to learn the ancient method, sacred doors you must unlock Escape your father's clutches and this oppressive neighborhood On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood

In The City of Fallen Angels where the ocean meets the sand You will form a strong alliance and the world's most awesome band To find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk You will face your inner demons, now go my son and rock

Gil: So he bailed from f*ckin' Kickapoo with hunger in his heart And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart Rock! Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock! Raye-yayayayaye-yock!