Inside Out: Who's Killing The Emotions?

Fear: For my next feat, I will walk across hot coals while explaining what the hell I am!

Masked Killer: No! For your next feat, you die!

(The killer decapitates Fear and his corpse falls on the hot coals.)

(At Fear's funeral and burial ceremony)

Joy: Fear died as he lived, and our family will never be whole again. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Anger! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Anger (wearing prank arrow hat): The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want. He makes me like..

Sadness (interrupting): Oh, are we burying her in the city?

(Two mind workers throw the casket into the Memory Dump.)

Disgust: You know, the last time one of our friends died was--

Anger (interrupting): Excuse me?

Disgust: Don’t you mean, "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"?

Anger : No, this is a funeral. I’m working. Do I come to where you work and knock the (BEEP!) outta your mouth?!

Joy: Wow, Anger’s working blue, but she’s right. We vowed never to talk about... that night.

(The friends turn to look at Rainbow Unicorn)

Disgust: When all the other people see me tonight, they're going to look at themselves and barf.

Masked Killer: You think I'm gonna barf over a puny little emotion like YOU?

Disgust: Get out of my way, idiot!

Masked Killer: WHAT did you just call me?

Disgust: I don't speak moron as well as you do, but I might as well try. DUUUUUUUUUUUH!

Masked Killer: Then how about this insult? You're going to (beep)ing die in three seconds!

(The Train of Thought runs over Disgust, and it breaks all her bones)

Disgust: On a scale of one to ten, I'd give this day an F.

(Falls on stage)

Mind Guard 1: See? I told you that sassy girl was gonna die tonight!

(Both guards laugh)

Disgust: Hey guys, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?

Mind Guard 2: You're an ambulance!

(Both guards laugh again)

(Disgust is dragged offscreen and murdered.)

(Bing Bong's rocket is rolled out on stage.)

Joy: First Fear, now Disgust. Could we be paying the price for what we did to...

Sadness: Don’t say that name, Joy.

Bing Bong: Oh, Sadness is telling me what to do. Wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gotta come see this. Sadness is telling me what to do! Wow, must be a day that starts with S!

(Sunset Shimmer carries a box of props.)

Twilight: Oh hey, uh, Sunset?

Sunset: Oh! Hey there, boss.

Twilight: We need to talk about your sister’s death.

Sunset: Why, sure. I love talking about my demonic sister, if not for that tragic accident.

Twilight: You know, I’m gonna stop you right there. I got something I gotta tell you.

(Flashback to Bing Bong and Joy attempting to get out of the memory dump)

Bing Bong: Come on, Joy, one more time. I've got a feeling about this one.

Joy and Bing Bong: (singing) Bing Bong! Bing Bong! His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!" Bing Bong! Bing Bong! Who's the best in every way, and likes to sing this song to say? Who's your friend who likes to play? Bing Bong! Bing Bong!

Bing Bong: Louder! Louder! Joy! Joy! Sing louder!

Joy: (singing) ...and likes to sing this song to say? Who's your friend who likes to likes to play?

(Bing Bong jumps off the rocket as Joy screams the next line)

BING BONG!

(Joy begins singing again as Bing Bong looks at her)

Who's your friend who likes to play? Bing Bong! Bing Bong! His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!" Bing Bong!

Bing Bong! Who's your friend who likes to play?

(Joy screams the next line again)

BING BONG! We're gonna make it!

(the rocket lands on the cliff and breaks, as Joy lands lying on the ground)

Woo-hoo! Bing Bong! We did it! We...Bing Bong?

(Joy runs to find Bing Bong)

Bing Bong!

(Joy sees Bing Bong cheering and jumping down below)

Bing Bong: Yah-hah-hah! You made it! Ha-ha-ha! Go! Go save Riley! Ha-ha!

(Joy looks concerned at Bing Bong, as she sees him fading)

Take her to the moon for me...okay?

(Bing Bong fades away. After this, we cut to Joy again, who looks sad and gasps)

Joy: I'll try...Bing Bong.

Rainbow Unicorn: You killed my friend?!

Joy: It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Bing Bong’s come back from the grave for revenge!

Rainbow Unicorn: Oh, Bing Bong will have his revenge...

(Rainbow Unicorn turns into Bing Bong and holds a knife as Joy and Sadness scream)

Bing Bong: Who's your friend who likes to kill? Bing Bong! Bing Bong!

Joy: Please, let this be a dream! This must be a dream! I'm not really getting killed, am I?

(Joy wakes up at the console to see a large, elephant-like shadow. Joy screams.)

Bing Bong: Hi, Joy, it's me! Do you know how it feels to be forgotten?

Joy: Bing Bong! It's great to see you again!

(She hugs him)

Bing Bong: I'll never leave Riley again for as long as she lives. You will keep the promise I made to her, right?

Joy: Of course.

THE END