Humans (Cars) 2 trailer/Transcript

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)

(The World Grand Prix race is starting)

(All the people including Hiro are ready to race in the Prix)

Hiro Hamada: How'd you like to come and see the world with me?

(The people are still ready to race)

Wreck-It Ralph: *gasps* You mean it?!

Robert Callaghan: It is my absolute honor to introduce to you: the first ever World Grand Prix.

Wreck-It Ralph: Woo-hoo! Go, Hiro!

Tagline: They're seeing the sights,

(Hiro and Ralph are watching a Japanese show similar to "Wipeout")

Wreck-It Ralph: That's funny right there.

(Father's Fear and Father's Anger cheer at the camera after, and Hiro and Ralph laugh at it)

Tagline: they're meeting new humans,

Robbie Valentino: Hiro Hamada!

Hiro Hamada: See you at the race.

Robbie Valentino: Yes, you will see Robbie. I like this.

(The tags on Robbie's jacket says "Ciao, Hiro!")

Hiro Hamada: He is so getting beat tomorrow!

Tagline: but there's been one small mistake.

Jack Frost: These Americans are clearly master-spies.

Wreck-It Ralph: Excuse me, ma'am.

Merida: This cannot be him.

Jack Frost: Is he American?

Wreck-It Ralph: Look out, ladies! Ralph's fitting to get funky!

Merida: Extremely.

Jack Frost: Done a trim. Jack Frost, American intelligence.

Wreck-It Ralph: Wreck-It Ralph, average intelligence.

(Hiro and Robbie race to the finish line with everyone cheering for them)

Stoick: Hiro and Robbie duel for that inside as they head toward the first turn.

Pitch Black: Hiro Hamada cannot win the race.

King Candy: Instead of saying "Ka-chow!", he's gonna go "Ka-boom!".

(An explosion is heard)

Jack Frost: We need your help, Ralph!

Wreck-It Ralph: You know I'm just a wrecker.

Jack Frost: It's his cover.

(Ralph makes funny faces)

Jack Frost: Brilliant!

Merida: Am I missing something?

Tagline: From AnimatedFan195 Productions

Jack Frost: No one realizes they're being fooled because they're too busy laughing at the fool.

Wreck-It Ralph: Is that how you see me?

Jack Frost: That's how everyone sees you. Isn't that the idea?

Hiro Hamada: Ralph! I'm sticking by you the way you always stick by me!

Jack Frost: Ready?

Wreck-It Ralph: Is popeman catholic?

Nate: Like you care, though.

King Candy: You gotta be kidding me!

(Merida flies out of the Big Ben like an airplane)

(Ralph washes himself in the bathroom)

(Abis Mal goes into the airplane and falls into the ink truck)

Pitch Black: It's the American spy!

Jack Frost: Hang on!

(XR flies in)

(An gunshot explosion is heard consisting of two bullets)

(Hiro and Ralph laugh while watching the game)

(Hiro and Robbie ride in the dirty road at night)

Wreck-It Ralph: Dad gum!

Computer: Gatling gun, request acknowledged.

(Jack uses the grenades to explode the swirling road, and he gets away with the exploded swirling road)

Wreck-It Ralph: Shoot! I didn't mean it.

Computer: Request acknowledged.

(A gunshot nearly misses Jack, making a nuclear explosion)

Wreck-It Ralph: I didn't mean that kind of shoot!

Computer: Deploying shoot.

(A parachute makes Ralph go up in the air)

Merida: Frost, get in here!

Hiro Hamada: Oh my gosh!

(Ralph takes Hiro up to the sky)

Title: Humans (Cars) 2

Wreck-It Ralph: (as Drago Bludvist) Make me a German wrecker!

Computer: Request acknowledged.

Wreck-It Ralph: (as a funny German costume with a green hat) Check it out! I'm wearing Ralphhousen! Make me a monster wrecker!

Computer: Request acknowledged.

Wreck-It Ralph: (as Dracula) What the?! Hahahahahahaha!

(Hiro sighs in disgust)

Tagline: Coming Soon.