Nintendo Land (Mr. Conductor and Friends version)

Nintendo Land is a Mr. Conductor and Friends crossover featuring George Carlin, Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon as the Conductors, along with Doki, Buster Bunny, Bob The Tomato and Larry The Cucumber, The Kratt Brothers, Miss Oprah, Mickey Mouse and Princess Sofia in all twelve attractions.

Plot

 * Teams of competitive contestants go to all the twelve attractions like Zelda's Battle Quest, Pikmin Adventure, Metroid Blast, Mario Chase, Luigi's Ghost Mansion, Animal Crossing: Sweet Day, Yoshi's Fruit Cart, Octopus Dance, Donkey Kong's Crash Course, Takamaru's Ninja Castle, Captain Falcon's Twister Race and Balloon Trip Breeze.

Hosts

 * 1) Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
 * 2) Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
 * 3) Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)
 * 4) Doki (Griffin Hook)
 * 5) Buster Bunny (Charlie Adler)
 * 6) Bob The Tomato (Phil Vischer)
 * 7) Larry The Cucumber (Mike Nawrocki)
 * 8) Chris Kratt (Himself)
 * 9) Martin Kratt (Himself)
 * 10) Miss Oprah (Millie Davis)
 * 11) Mickey Mouse (Bret Iwan)
 * 12) Princess Sofia (Ariel Winters)

Zelda's Battle Quest Contestants

 * 1) Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
 * 2) Winnie The Pooh (Jim Cummings)
 * 3) Kassie Carlen (Julie Maddalena)
 * 4) Todd Daring (Nancy Cartwright)
 * 5) Kuzco (J.P. Manoux)
 * 6) Dorie Goodwin (Amy Palant)
 * 7) Carla Manson (Philece Sampler)
 * 8) Phineas Flynn (Vincent Martella)

Pikmin Adventure Contestants

 * 1) Tommy Pickles (Elizabeth Daily)
 * 2) Dil Pickles (Tara Strong)
 * 3) Angelica Pickles (Cheryl Chase)
 * 4) Danielle LaMarche (Stephanie Morgenstern)
 * 5) Mona LaMarche (Lara Jill Miller)
 * 6) Wendell LaMarche (Danny Cooksey)

Metroid Blast Contestants

 * 1) Serena Tsukino (Terri Hawkes)
 * 2) Amy Anderson (Karen Bernstein)
 * 3) Raye Hino (Katie Griffin)
 * 4) Lita Kino (Susan Roman)
 * 5) Mina Aino (Stephanie Morgenstern)
 * 6) Zoey Hanson (Amanda Brown)
 * 7) Corina Bucksworth (Andi Whaley)
 * 8) Bridget Verdant (Bella Hudson)
 * 9) Kikki Benjamin (Kether Donohue)
 * 10) Renee Roberts (Mollie Weaver)

Mario Chase Contestants

 * 1) Piglet (Travis Oates)
 * 2) Brad Buttowski (Danny Cooksey)
 * 3) Dipper Pines (Jason Ritter)
 * 4) Wander (Jack McBrayer)
 * 5) Timon (Quinton Flynn)
 * 6) Pumbaa (Ernie Sabella)
 * 7) Misty (Michele Knotz)
 * 8) Mel Szyslak (Stephanie Morgenstern)
 * 9) Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
 * 10) Marina Burton (Colleen O'Shaughnessey)
 * 11) Malinda Doe (Jocelyne Loewen)
 * 12) Theodora Villavicencio (Annemarie Blanco)

Luigi's Ghost Mansion Contestants

 * 1) Ash Ketchum (Sarah Natochenny)
 * 2) Courage The Cowardly Dog (Marty Grabstein)
 * 3) Johnny Test (James Arnold Taylor)
 * 4) Dukey (Louis Chirillo)
 * 5) Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
 * 6) Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
 * 7) Emily Anderson (Laura Bailey)
 * 8) April Swanson (Danielle Judovits)
 * 9) Maya Aida (Debi Derryberry)
 * 10) Eek The Cat (Bill Kopp)
 * 11) Pikachu (Ikue Ohtani)
 * 12) Candy (Debi Derryberry)
 * 13) Kippie (Tara Sands)

Animal Crossing: Sweet Day Contestants

 * 1) Turbo (Reid Scott)
 * 2) Leonardo "Leo" San Juan (Johnny Rose)
 * 3) Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (Jay Baruchel)
 * 4) James "Jim" Lake Jr. (Anton Yelchin)
 * 5) Puss In Boots (Eric Bauza)
 * 6) Buddy Thunderstruck (Brian Allen)
 * 7) Darrell (Josh Keaton)
 * 8) Gee (Mikey Kelly)

Yoshi's Fruit Cart Contestants

 * 1) Tai Kamiya (Joshua Seth)
 * 2) Matt Ishida (Michael Reisz)
 * 3) Izzy Izumi (Mona Marshall)
 * 4) Joe Kido (Michael Lindsay)
 * 5) T.K. Takaishi (Doug Erholtz)
 * 6) Davis Motomiya (Brian Donovan)
 * 7) Ken Ichijouji (Derek Stephen Prince)
 * 8) Cody Hida (Philece Sampler)

Octopus Dance Contestants

 * 1) Gary Oak (Jimmy Zoppi)
 * 2) Brock (Bill Rogers)
 * 3) Tracey Sketchit (Craig Blair)
 * 4) Max (Kayzie Rogers)
 * 5) Cilan (Jason Griffith)
 * 6) Clemont (Michael Liscio Jr.)
 * 7) Kiawe (Marc Swint)
 * 8) Sophocles (Alyson Leigh Rosenfeld)

Donkey Kong's Crash Course Contestants

 * 1) Doug Funnie (Tom McHugh)
 * 2) Skeeter Valentine (Fred Newman)
 * 3) Leonard Helperman (Shaun Freming)
 * 4) Spot Helperman (Nathan Lane)
 * 5) Tino Tonitini (Jason Marsden)
 * 6) Carter Descartes (Ogie Banks)
 * 7) Captain Crandall (Spencer Breslin)
 * 8) Hector Felipe Corrio / Skate Lad (Alanna Ubach)

Takamaru's Ninja Castle Contestants

 * 1) Clover (Andrea Baker)
 * 2) Alex (Katie Griffin)
 * 3) Yoko (Katie Griffin)
 * 4) Megan Clark (Alyson Court)
 * 5) Sam Simpson (Jennifer Hale)
 * 6) Diana Lombard (Kelly Sheridan)

Captain Falcon's Twister Race Contestants

 * 1) Penny Proud (Kyla Pratt)
 * 2) Kim Possible (Christy Carlson Romano)
 * 3) Amy Flowers (Tara Strong)
 * 4) Star Butterfly (Eden Sher)
 * 5) Brandy Harrington (Kaley Cuoco)
 * 6) Sophia Winterford (Tara Strong)
 * 7) Maggie Pesky (Jessica DiCicco)
 * 8) Lola Kane (Stephanie Morgenstern)
 * 9) Mary-Kate Olsen (Herself)
 * 10) Ashley Olsen (Herself)

Balloon Trip Breeze Contestants (with villains in it, too)

 * 1) Perry the Platypus (Dee Bradley Baker)
 * 2) Rocket Raccoon (Bradley Cooper)
 * 3) Jessie (Michele Knotz)
 * 4) Petra Fina Dagmar (Barbara Goodson)
 * 5) Samantha of the Screws (Julie Lemieux)
 * 6) Larry Koopa (Adam McArthur)
 * 7) Ursula (Rachael Lillis)
 * 8) Ryuga (Carman Melville)
 * 9) Ulric (Keith Silverstein)
 * 10) Ira (Benjamin Diskin)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Old Iron
 * 2) Put Upon Percy
 * 3) Diesel's Devious Deed
 * 4) Daisy
 * 5) Haunted Henry
 * 6) Wrong Road
 * 7) No Sleep For Cranky
 * 8) Rheneas and The Roller Coaster
 * 9) The Fogman
 * 10) James and The Red Balloon
 * 11) The Grand Opening
 * 12) Toby Had A Little Lamb

Songs

 * 1) Thomas' Anthem (opening theme)
 * 2) Danger Zone (played as ???
 * 3) Survivor (played as ???
 * 4) Supersonic (played as ???

Trivia

 * The first time where all the contestants are made.
 * The first time to not feature the Power Rangers.
 * Rheneas and The Roller Coaster and The Grand Opening use Classic Series music.

Script

 * (We open this film with The Conductors greeting us)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Welcome one and all to Nintendo Land.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: We are so pleased to see you here.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: That's right.
 * Doki: We have twelve attractions.
 * Buster: And we're proving it.
 * Bob: God's relying on you.
 * Larry: And your friends.
 * Chris: So please enjoy your film.
 * Martin: Cause we have lots of fun and excitement.
 * Miss O.: Yep!
 * Mickey: Let's get this show on the road.
 * Sofia: Roll the Thomas Anthem!
 * (We soon go to Thomas' Anthem)
 * Children: (singing) It's Thomas the Tank Engine. Hip, hip, hip, hip, hooray! Chugga-chugga, chugg, chugg Chuff, chuff, chuff. He rides along the way. And when you hear that whistle, It can only be one train. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. He's a really useful engine With his heart that's big and strong. He chugga-chugga, chuff-chuffs working hard Helping everyone. Thomas, he has lots of friends And you can be one too. Just clap, clap, clap and sing-along Thomas, we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. There's Gordon and Henry, Edward, James and Toby, Annie and Clarabel.
 * Boy: And don't forget Percy!
 * Children: (singing) Terence and Bertie, Diesel, Duck and Daisy, Lots more friends for you. He's always up to mischief, That cheeky little train. He chugga-chugga-chuff-chuffs everywhere, He's always playing games. The Fat Controller scolds him, But loves him just the same. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you, Thomas we love you, Thomas, We love you!
 * (We soon find Sakura and her friends at Zelda's battle quest)
 * Sakura: Wow!
 * Pooh: This is truly the battle quest.
 * Kassie: It's full of archery.
 * Todd: And look, Zelda and Link are here.
 * (Link and Zelda appear)
 * Link: We've been expecting you guys.
 * Zelda: Ready to do archery?
 * Kuzco: Yep.
 * Dorie: We accept.
 * Carla: Miss Cooper's gonna love it.
 * Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
 * (Perry is at the top of the hill, as he shoots the bow into the door that leads him to the Command Center, where Rabbit and his crew await him)
 * Rabbit: Ah, it's Agent P!
 * Principal Slimovitz: Long time no see.
 * Officer Jenny: We've been having a report about Team Jessie.
 * Julie: They're up to their sinister tricks.
 * Agent Miner: And it's your job to handle it.
 * Alpha 5: Uh huh.
 * Major Monogram: We've tracked Jessie and Friends to the Balloon Trip Breeze attraction.
 * Zordon: So, get Rocket Raccoon, and let the flight take off within you!
 * (Perry salutes, and as he exits the Command Center, the Conductors appear)
 * Mr. Conductor 3: There he goes.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Off to a good start.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Edward rescuing James from a near disaster.
 * (He blows his whistle and Old Iron starts)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: One day, James have to wait at the station till Edward and his train came in. This made him cross.
 * James: Late again!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Edward laughed and James fumed away. After James had finished his work he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
 * James: Edward is impossible!
 * Mr. Conductor: He grumbled to the others.
 * James: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas and Percy were indictment.
 * Percy: Old iron!? Slow!?
 * Thomas: Why, Edward could beat you in a race any day!
 * James: Really!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
 * James: I should like to see him do it.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, James' driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled James ready for shunting. James was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was James puffing away down the line.
 * Signalman: All traffic halted!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
 * Signalman: Two boys were on James' footplate fiddling with the controls.
 * Fireman: Whew.
 * Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when James started.
 * (Phone rings)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: The signalman answered the telephone.
 * Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
 * Fireman: What for?
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Wondered the fireman.
 * Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: The fireman was ready when Edward arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
 * Inspector: Good man, jump in.
 * Edward: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. James was laughing.
 * James: What a lark! What a lark!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
 * James: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
 * Edward: We're coming, we're coming!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Called Edward. Edward was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with James.
 * Edward's Driver: Steady, Edward.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Edward's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over James' buffer. The engines swayed and lurched. At last...
 * Inspector: Got him!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Edward's driver checked the engines' speed, and James' fireman scrambled across and took control.
 * Edward: So the old iron caught you after all.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
 * James: I'm sorry.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered James.
 * James: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Edward.
 * Edward: That's all right.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Edward. The engines arrived at the station side by side. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: A fine piece of work.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: James, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Edward. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
 * Edward: Oh, thank you, Sir.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
 * Edward: It'll be lovely not to clank.
 * (Old Iron ends)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Edward was the hero of the Island of Sodor.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Good.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Let's see what these Klasky Csupo guys are doing in Pikmin Adventure.
 * (The Conductors vanish)
 * (Tommy, Dil, Angelica and their love interests are now at Pikmin Adventure)
 * Tommy: It's time that we're settling the Pikmin!
 * Dil: Yeah!
 * Danielle: Oh, I love Pikmin.
 * Mona: So am I!
 * (Just then, a group of Bulborbs appear)
 * Angelica: And we've been caught!
 * Wendell: Let's cheese it!
 * (As they flee from the Bulborbs, we hear Kenny Loggins perform Danger Zone)
 * Kenny Loggins: Revvin' up your engine Listen to her howlin' roar Metal under tension Beggin' you to touch and go Highway to the danger zone Ride into the danger zone Headin' into twilight Spreadin' out her wings tonight She got you jumpin' off the track And shovin' into overdrive Highway to the danger zone I'll take you Ridin' into the danger zone You'll never say hello to you Until you get it on the red line overload You'll never know what you can do Until you get it up as high as you can go Out along the edges Always where I burn to be The further on the edge The hotter the intensity Highway to the danger zone Gonna take you Right into the danger zone Highway to… Highway to the danger zone Right into the danger zone Highway to the danger zone Gonna take you right into the danger zone Highway to the danger zone Right into the danger zone Highway to the danger zone Gonna take you right into the danger zone Highway to the danger zone Right into the danger zone.
 * (Danger Zone ends as the Klasky Csupo guys reach a rocket and it blasts off, as the Conductors watch)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Whoa!
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Talk about an escape!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Reminds me of Percy's unlucky day.
 * (He blows his whistle and Put Upon Percy starts)
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Percy puffed grumpily into the yards. He was feeling put upon and said so.
 * Percy: I feel put upon.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: He complained to Thomas. Thomas was confused.
 * Thomas: Put upon what? The rails?
 * Percy: No, put upon with work. Driver says he is too.
 * Thomas: Put upon. What a silly saying.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas. But Annie and Clarabel liked it and they sang about it, too.
 * Annie and Clarabel: (singing) Percy's been put upon, put upon, put upon. Percy's been put upon, poor old Percy.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Percy is being put upon.
 * Percy: I am, I am, I am.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: He collected metal from the foundry, coal from the yards, flour from the mills, rock from the quarries and fuel from the depot. Then he delivered it all to the docks. Next he collected some empty freight cars.
 * Freight Cars: Who's this dirty little engine.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Cried the freight cars.
 * Freight Cars: We want Thomas or Duck.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Percy ignored them.
 * Percy: Put upon, put upon. That's what I am.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: That night all the engines laughed at him.
 * Thomas: We can see what's put upon you.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Silence!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Percy you done a good day's work. Now get a good night's rest.
 * Percy: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Next morning, he took some freight cars to the coal yards. Then he had to push some empty freight cars to the mine shaft. When he arrived, there was trouble. The foreman spoke to his driver.
 * Foreman: The freight cars are stuck in the mechanism. All they need is a good push.
 * Percy's Driver: We'll do it right away.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Percy shunted back to were a large canvas barrier was used to protect his line from loose rocks. Percy charged into the line of freight cars too fast and too hard.
 * Percy: Oh, no.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Percy. The freight cars broke free, but ran out of control to the mines below.
 * Freight Cars: On, on, faster, faster!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: The silly freight cars yelled. Then there was trouble again.
 * (The freight cars hit the pole and we hear a siren and the mine rumbling)
 * Miner: Get out of here fast! The mine's collapsing!
 * Percy's Driver: We'll just have to make a run for it, Percy!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver.
 * Percy: There's going to be an avalanche!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Wailed Percy. And he was right. Worse still, the track he was on began to crumble.
 * Percy: Oh, help!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Wailed Percy. Then he remembered something he had seen earlier.
 * Percy: There's the canvas barrier by the track. That might save us.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: They were just in time.
 * (The avalanche starts to bury Percy completely)
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Percy was right. The canvas did indeed save them, but the miners didn't know that.
 * Foreman: The avalanche has buried an engine and its crew.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted the foreman.
 * Foreman: We must help them.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: When Percy had been rescued, Sir Topham Hatt spoke to his driver and fireman then to Percy.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Driver told me how brave you were, Percy. As a reward you will be repainted at the works.
 * Percy: Oh thank you, Sir.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: When he returned, Percy's coat glistened in the sun.
 * Thomas: I'm sorry I teased you, Percy.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: You were certainly put upon by that avalanche.
 * Percy: Yes indeed. But just look at my new coat of paint. Now I don't mind that being put upon me.
 * (Put Upon Percy ends)
 * Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Percy got to be lucky over an avalanche.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Good.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: We'd better see what these girls are doing in Metroid Blast.
 * (The Conductors vanish)
 * (We find the Sailor Scouts and the Mew Mews at Metroid Blast, dressed in Power Suits)
 * Serena: This is it.
 * Amy: A Metroid Blast.
 * Raye: We need to power up.
 * Lita: But how?
 * Mina: Just ask the Mew Mews.
 * Zoey: Yep, that's us.
 * Corina: We know that.
 * Bridget: Let's do this.
 * Kikki: For the honor of Darien.
 * Renee: Destiny's Child music!
 * (As the girls go on a Metroid Blast, Survivor plays)
 * Destiny's Child: Now that you're out of my life I'm so much better You thought that I'd be weak without you But I'm stronger You thought that I'd be broke without you But I'm richer You thought that I'd be sad without you I laugh harder You thought I wouldn't grow without you Now I'm wiser Though that I'd be helpless without you But I'm smarter You thought that I'd be stressed without you But I'm chillin' You thought I wouldn't sell without you Sold 9 million I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?) Thought I couldn't breathe without I'm inhaling You thought I couldn't see without you Perfect vision You thought I couldn't last without you But I'm lastin' You thought that I would die without you But I'm livin' Thought that I would fail without you But I'm on top Thought it would be over by now But it won't stop Thought that I would self destruct But I'm still here Even in my years to come I'm still gon be here I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?) I'm wishin' you the best Pray that you are blessed Bring much success, no stress, and lots of happiness (I'm better than that) I'm not gon blast you on the radio (I'm better than that) I'm not gon lie on you and your family (I'm better than that) I'm not gon hate on you in the magazines ('m better than that) I'm not gon compromise my Christianity (I'm better than that) You know I'm not gon diss you on the internet Cause my mama taught me better than that I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?) (Beyonce) Oh (oh) oh (oh)... After of all of the darkness and sadness Soon comes happiness If I surround my self with positive things I'll gain prosperity I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?)
 * (Survivor ends as the scouts and mews finish their mission)
 * Serena: Whew!
 * Zoey: We've done it.
 * (The Conductors return)
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Well!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Seems that they've completed the mission.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Diesel's lies to Duck the Great Western Engine.
 * (He blows his whistle and Diesel's Devious Deed starts)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel the new engine was sulking. The freight cars were not stop singing rudely at him.
 * Freight Cars: Show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel. In and out he creeps about...
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was horrified.
 * Duck: Shut up!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
 * Duck: I'm sorry our cars were rude to you, Diesel.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel was still furious.
 * Diesel: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
 * Henry: Nonsense.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry.
 * Henry: Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences, but we never talked about them to the cars. That would be dis...dis...
 * Gordon: Disgraceful.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
 * James: Disgusting.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Put in James.
 * Henry: Despicable.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Finished Henry. Diesel hated Duck. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Duck. Next day, he spoke to the cars.
 * Diesel: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Duck told me one about Gordon. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Gordon I told you.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: And he sniggered away.
 * Freight Cars: Ha, ha, ha!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Guffawed the cars.
 * Freight Cars: Gordon will be cross with Duck when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Duck for bumping us.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by. Soon Gordon, Henry, and James found out why.
 * Gordon: Disgraceful.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
 * James: Disgusting.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Put in James.
 * Henry: Despicable.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Finished Henry.
 * Henry: We cannot allow it.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: They consulted together.
 * Henry: Yes.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
 * Henry: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was tired out. The cars had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The three engines barred his way.
 * Gordon, James and Henry: Hooosh!
 * James: Keep out!
 * Duck: Stop fooling.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
 * Duck: I'm tired.
 * Gordon, James and Henry: So are we.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed the engines.
 * Gordon, James and Henry: We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you. You tell tales about us to the cars.
 * Duck: I don't!
 * Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
 * Duck: I don't!
 * Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt came to stop the noise.
 * Gordon: Duck called me a galloping sausage!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Spluttered Gordon.
 * James: Rusty red scrap-irons!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed James.
 * Henry: I'm old square wheels!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Fumed Henry.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Duck?
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Duck considered.
 * Duck: I only wish sir.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: He said gravely.
 * Duck: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (clearing throat)
 * Gordon, James and Henry: He made cars laugh at us.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Accused the engines. Sir Topham Hatt recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Did you, Duck?
 * Duck: Certainly not, Sir. No steam engine will be as mean as that.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel lurked up.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Now, Diesel, you heard what Duck said.
 * Diesel: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Duck of all engines. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but know nothing.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I see.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Diesel squirmed and hope he didn't.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duck, but you must go to Edward's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
 * Duck: As you wish, Sir.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Duck trundled sadly away, while Diesel smirked with triumph.
 * (Diesel's Devious Deed ends)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Diesel broke Duck's heart.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Poor engine.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Better find out what these guys are in Mario Chase.
 * (The Conductors vanish)
 * (Piglet and his friends are now at Mario Chase)
 * Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear!
 * Brad: This place must be a dill weeded hide and seek!
 * Dipper: Patience, Brad. It says here that Rhydon live in this attraction.
 * (But then, a group of Rhydon appear, along with their leader, a giant Rhyperior)
 * Wander: And they found us.
 * (The Rhyperior leader lets out a loud roar, prompting the Rhydon to charge toward the boys)
 * Pumbaa: (to Timon) Shall we run for our lives?
 * Timon: (agreeing with Pumbaa) Oh, yes, let's.
 * (They all scream their way out of the Rhydon, as the sounds attract Misty and the mean girls's attention)
 * Misty: What was that?!
 * Mel: Oh, I hope it wasn't Lori Szyslak!
 * Meilin: This is the most disgusting place in all of Nintendo Land!
 * (But suddenly, some buzzing sounds attract the girls's attention)
 * Marina: Hey, cut it out! Making those sounds can be worse!
 * Malinda: That wasn't me, Marina!
 * Theodora: (shuddering with fear) UWAAAA!!!!
 * Misty: Theodora, what's the matter?
 * (They turn around to see lots of angry Beedrill, with their leader in a general's helmet)
 * Misty, Mel, Meilin, Marina and Malinda: A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY BEEDRILL!!!!
 * (The Beedrill leader lets out a loud CHARGE! Fanfare, prompting the swarm to swoop down toward the horrified girls)
 * Misty and the Mean Girls: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (They all run away from the Beedrill in terror, as they all follow right after them. Set in time lapse, while we show montages of Piglet, Misty and their friends fleeing from both Rhydon and Beedrill, we hear Bad Religion perform Supersonic)
 * Bad Religion: Well, am I making haste, or could it be haste is making me What's time but a thing to kill or keep or buy or lose or live in I gotta go faster Keep up the pace Just to stay in the human race I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate Into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan Now here I go again everything is alien How does it feel to be outstripped by the pace of cultural change My deeds are senseless and rendered meaningless When measured in that vein I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivion I won't lie it's exciting When I try to decide things I just want to live decently meaningfully I'm in misery I could I go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan.
 * (Supersonic ends as Piglet, Misty and their friends manage to flee from both Pokemon sides before collapsing with exhaustion)
 * Piglet: Whew!
 * Misty: I'd never liked bug Pokemon, especially carrots and peppers!
 * (The Conductors reappear)
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Whoa!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Talk about a wild chase!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Daisy the Diesel Rail-Car.
 * (He blows his whistle and Daisy starts)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Percy and Toby were worried. Thomas' recent accident had caused a great deal of trouble, and Sir Topham Hatt was waiting with them with important news.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Here is Daisy the Diesel Rail-car, who has come to help while Thomas is...indisposed.
 * Percy: Please, sir, will she go when Thomas comes back, sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That depends.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Meanwhile, however long she stays, I hope you will both make her welcome and comfortable.
 * Percy and Toby: Yes, sir, we'll try, sir.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said the engines.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Good. Run along now and show her the shed. She will want a rest after her journey.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Daisy was not easy to pleased. She shuddered at the engine shed.
 * Daisy: This is dreadfully smelly. I'm highly sprung, and anything smelly is bad for my swerves.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Next, they tried the carriage shed.
 * Daisy: This is better.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Daisy.
 * Daisy: But whatever is that rubbish?
 * Mr. Conductor 1: The rubbish turned out to be Annie, Clarabel and Henrietta who were most offended.
 * Annie: We won't stay here to be insulted.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: They fumed. Percy and Toby had to take them away and spend half the night soothing their hurt feelings. The engines woke next morning feeling exhausted. Daisy, on the other hand, felt bright and cheerful.
 * Daisy: Oooh! Oooh!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: She tooted, as she came out of the yard and back to the station.
 * Daisy: Look at me.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: She purred to the passengers.
 * Daisy: I'm the latest diesel, highly sprung and right up to date. You won't want Thomas' bumpy old Annie and Clarabel now.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: The passengers waited for Daisy to start, but she didn't. She saw that the milk van was about to be coupled to her and was most indigment.
 * Daisy: Do they except me to pull that?
 * Daisy's Driver: Surley.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said her driver.
 * Daisy's Driver: You can pull one van.
 * Daisy: I won't.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Daisy.
 * Daisy: Percy can do it. He loves messing about with freight cars.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: She began to shudder violently.
 * Daisy's Driver: Nonsense.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said her driver.
 * Daisy's Driver: Come on now, back down.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Daisy lurched backwards. She was so cross that she blew a fuse.
 * Daisy: Told you.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: She said and stopped. Everyone argued with her but it was no use.
 * Daisy: It's fitter's orders.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: She said.
 * Passengers: What is?
 * Daisy: My fitter's a very nice man. He comes every week and exames me carefully. Daisy, he says, never never pull. You're highly sprung and pulling is bad for your swerves. So that's how it is.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Finished Daisy.
 * Stationmaster: Stuff and nonsense.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said the stationmaster.
 * Shunter: I can't understand.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said the shunter.
 * Shunter: Whatever made Sir Topham Hatt send us such a feeble...
 * Daisy: Feeble? Feeble?!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Spluttered Daisy.
 * Daisy: Let me...
 * Passengers: Stop arguing!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled the passengers.
 * Passengers: We're late already.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: So they uncoupled the van, and Daisy purred away feeling very pleased with herself. She can now enjoyed her journey.
 * Daisy: That's a good story.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: She chuckled.
 * Daisy: I'll do just what work I choose, and no more.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: But she said it to herself.
 * (Daisy ends)
 * Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how we all get to know about Daisy.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Wow.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Better see what these ghostbusters are doing in Luigi's Ghost Mansion.
 * (The Conductors vanish)
 * (Ash and his crew are in ghostbuster uniforms, as they enter Luigi's Ghost Mansion)
 * Ash: Okay, guys. We know about our hunt.
 * Johnny: Good.
 * Shaggy: Like, this is gonna be great!
 * Emily: We all get to hunt for ghosts!
 * April: Surely.
 * Maya: Let's all get hunting!
 * (Soon, the crew go ghost busting to the Ghost Busters theme song)
 * Chorus: There's something