Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/Beautiful Dreamer (from Muppets Tonight)

Cast

 * Prairie Dawn Straw as Clueless Morgan
 * Elmo Red as Polly Lobster
 * Gray Stoop as Mr. Callahan

Lyrics
( Gray Stoop enters through the doors.)

Elmo Red: ♪ If ya want my body, and ya think I'm sexy–– Ooh! Hey, Gray Stoop, how ya doin'? The usual, huh? No? Then let me try something out on ya. (hands him a drink) I call this the Elmo Red Wallbanger. (laughs) It's got a real ––

( Gray Stoop sips the drink and explodes.)

Elmo Red: ... ooh ... kick to it! Uh, don't worry, Gray Stoop, those stains'll come out! Huh? Uh, Prairie Dawn Straw? Oh, yeah yeah yeah. He's in the back. I'll call him out. Uh, Prairie Dawn Straw?

Prairie Dawn Straw: Yeah, Elmo Red? (reacts to applause) Heh heh! Thank you! Thank you. Oh, hi, Gray Stoop. Oh, uh, by the way, you got a run in your nylons, there.

Elmo Red: Say, Prairie Dawn Straw?

Prairie Dawn Straw: Yeah?

Elmo Red: What's this I hear about you going back to school?

Prairie Dawn Straw: Oh, yes, yes. I'm going to knight school.

Elmo Red: Good for you. Uh, what are you studyiung?

Prairie Dawn Straw: Uh, jousting.

Elmo Red: Jousting! (laughs) I get it! "Knight" school! Jousting! (laughs)

( Prairie Dawn Straw laughs, having finally got the joke. An awkward pause.)

Elmo Red: You wanna sing or should I hit you with this frying pan?

Prairie Dawn Straw: Oh, um ... I wanna sing. Paul?

(Piano flourish. Prairie Dawn Straw sings a passage from "Beautiful Dreamer" until Elmo Red hits him with the pan.

Prairie Dawn Straw: (singing) Beautiful dreamer, Wake un... (spoken) (dazed) I thought you said I had a choice.

Elmo Red: I lied. (laughs)

( Gray Stoop whacks Elmo Red with another frying pan.)

Elmo Red: (dazed) You're right, Mr. Callahan. It's not nice to lie. (faints)