Muppet Classic Theater Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts

 * Narrator: Only on videocassette. Some old friends are putting their heads together for the funniest video of the year.
 * Kermit and Robin: Yay!
 * Narrator: Muppet Classic Theater.
 * Fozzie Bear: Ah!
 * Narrator: It's the muppets like you've never seen them before.
 * Fozzie Bear: Naked!
 * Narrator: It's Kermit the Frog.
 * Kermit the Frog: You shall be my queen.
 * Narrator: And Miss Piggy.
 * Miss Piggy: Yes!
 * Narrator: Along with Fozzie Bear, Gonzo and Rizzo the Rat.
 * Rizzo the Rat: Hey, say. Here's a time-honored tail. Hoo-hoo-hoo!
 * Narrator: It's six stories in one videocassette.
 * Rizzo the Rat: Cool!
 * Narrator: There's the Three Little Pigs...
 * Randy: It's a wolf!
 * Andy: I told you.
 * Randy: Aaah!
 * Narrator: The Emperor's New Clothes...
 * Fozzie Bear: Lovely.
 * Narrator: The Boy Who Cried Wolf...
 * Gonzo: It's a real wolf! Long shout, big teeth, bad breath!
 * Narrator: King Midas...
 * Miss Piggy: The king has turned himself of gold!
 * All: (Yelling)
 * Narrator: Rumpelstiltskin...
 * Gonzo: Whoa! Gotta get that fixed.
 * Miss Piggy: What a weird little man.
 * Narrator: And the Elves and the Shoemaker.
 * Rizzo the Rat: Hey, a story about elves?
 * Elvise: Thank you. Thank you very much.
 * Elvises: Special kind of leather that'll put a little rythm in your shoes.
 * Narrator: It's six incredible muppet fairy tales in the one videocassette you've just got to have.
 * Gonzo: (Screaming)
 * Narrator: Muppet Classic Theater.
 * Elvise: Thank you.
 * Rizzo the Rat: Ladies and Gentlemen, the elves have left the building.