Muppets/This Old Man (from Kids' Favorite Songs 2)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Dr. Teeth as Count von Count

Lyrics
Dr. Teeth: What are you doing, Kermit the Frog?

Kermit the Frog: The kids and I are getting ready to sing This Old Man.

Dr. Teeth: Oh, I love a song with numbers in it. May I join you, Kermit the Frog, please?

Kermit the Frog: Why, sure, Dr. Teeth, are you ready?

Dr. Teeth: Oh, I was born ready. (laughing) Begin.

Kermit the Frog: This old man.

Dr. Teeth: He played one.

Kermit the Frog: He played knick-knack on my drum.

The Kids: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone.

Kermit the Frog and Dr. Teeth : This old man came rolling home.

Kermit the Frog: This old man.

Dr. Teeth: He played two.

Kermit the Frog: He played knick-knack on my shoe.

The Kids: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone.

Kermit the Frog and Dr. Teeth : This old man came rolling home.

Kermit the Frog: This old man.

Dr. Teeth: He played three.

Kermit the Frog: He played knick-knack on my knee.

The Kids: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone.

Kermit the Frog and Dr. Teeth : This old man came rolling home.

Kermit the Frog: This old man.

Dr. Teeth: He played four.

Kermit the Frog: He played knick-knack on my door.

The Kids: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone.

Kermit the Frog and Dr. Teeth : This old man came rolling home.

Kermit the Frog: This old man.

Dr. Teeth: He played five.

Kermit the Frog: He played knick-knack on my hive.

Dr. Teeth: I didn't know you have a hive.

The Kids: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone.

Kermit the Frog and Dr. Teeth : This old man came rolling home.

Kermit the Frog: This old man.

Dr. Teeth: He played six.

Kermit the Frog: He played knick-knack on my sticks.

The Kids: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone.

Kermit the Frog and Dr. Teeth : This old man came rolling home.

Kermit the Frog: This old man.

Dr. Teeth: He played seven.

Kermit the Frog: He played knick-knack up in heaven.

The Kids: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone.

Kermit the Frog and Dr. Teeth : This old man came rolling home.

Dr. Teeth: Two times!

Kermit the Frog: Slap your knees!

Dr. Teeth: Two times!

Kermit the Frog: Clap your hands!

Dr. Teeth: Two times!

Kermit the Frog: Snap your fingers!

Dr. Teeth: Now yell!

The Kids: Aaaahhhh!

Dr. Teeth: Again! Two times!

Kermit the Frog: Slap your knees!

Dr. Teeth: Two times!

Kermit the Frog: Clap your hands!

Dr. Teeth: Two times!

Kermit the Frog: Snap your fingers!

Dr. Teeth: Now yell!

The Kids: Aaaahhhh!

Kermit the Frog: This old man.

Dr. Teeth: He played eight.

Kermit the Frog: He played knick-knack on my gate.

The Kids: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone.

Kermit the Frog and Dr. Teeth : This old man came rolling home.

Kermit the Frog: This old man.

Dr. Teeth: He played nine.

Kermit the Frog: He played knick-knack on my spine.

The Kids: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone.

Kermit the Frog and Dr. Teeth : This old man came rolling home.

Kermit the Frog: This old man.

Dr. Teeth: He played ten. Let's played knick-knack once again.

The Kids: With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone.

Kermit the Frog and Dr. Teeth : This old man came rolling home.

Dr. Teeth: Here we go! Two times!

Kermit the Frog: Slap your knees!

Dr. Teeth: Two times!

Kermit the Frog: Clap your hands!

Dr. Teeth: Two times!

Kermit the Frog: Snap your fingers!

Dr. Teeth: Now yell!

The Kids: Aaaahhhh!

Dr. Teeth: Again! Two times!

Kermit the Frog: Slap your knees!

Dr. Teeth: Two times!

Kermit the Frog: Clap your hands!

Dr. Teeth: Two times!

Kermit the Frog: Snap your fingers!

Dr. Teeth: Now yell!

The Kids: Aaaahhhh!