Muppets/We Love SportsCandy (from LazyTown)

Cast

 * The Swedish Chef as Pablo Fantastico
 * Miss Piggy as Stephanie
 * Kermit the Frog as Sportacus
 * Rizzo the Rat as Ziggy
 * Janice as Trixie
 * Scooter as Pixel
 * Sam the Eagle as Stingy
 * Gonzo as Mayor Meanswell

Lyrics
The Swedish Chef: I im Zee-a Svedeesh Cheff, Zee-a vurld femuous Svedeesh cheff. I vill guoide-a yuou thruough it step by step.

Tu meke-a a leettle-a tepes plete-a, it's iesy. Vell, surt ouff, Yuou hefe-a tu cuok vit pessiun. Pessiun, und, lufe-a. It furst yuou teke-a a sleece-a ouff breed, nuo puot it oun a trey. By using fresh ingredeents, yuou meke-a it ill oukey! By using fresh ingredeents, yuou meke-a it ill oukey! Und ouff cuourse-a, ouleefe-a ouil, heha! Bork Bork Bork!

Everyone: ¡Uno, dos, tres! ¡Sí, me gusta fruta! One, two, three! We love SportsCandy!

The Swedish Chef: Vunderffuol, ire-a yuou reedy fur step 2? ¡Sí, sí, se-añour! Let's cuntinuoe-a, vit pessiun, und lufe-a. Next zeeng zeet yuou need tu du, zee-a must impurtuont zeeng, Yuou hefe-a tu get sume-a SpurtsCuondy, nuo iferybudy sing! Yuou hefe-a tu get sume-a SpurtsCuondy, nuo iferybudy sing! Und ouff cuourse-a, ouleefe-a ouil! Bork Bork Bork!

Everyone: ¡Uno, dos, tres! ¡Sí, me gusta fruta! One, two, three! We love SportsCandy!

The Swedish Chef: Vhee-a yuou cuok, yuou cuok vit zee-a lufe-a, und zee-a pessiun, Yuou puot zee-a pessiun in zee-a suil, und zee-a suil in zee-a fuod, Und zee-a fuod in zee-a pessiun, und zee-a yuou tuorn it... Vhetevha? Ih, perdun, sumetimes I get a leettle-a beet cerried ivey. Nuo vhere-a ves I? Ih, step 3, ha! ¡Femus! Pessiun! Und, lufe-a! Vhee-a yuou puot it ill tugezeer, yuou meex it vit a-lufe-a, Yuou serfe-a it vit a pessiun, und it ill feets leeke-a a glufe-a! Ih, yuou knuo vhet I meuon. Nuo zeet ve-a ire-a reedy, zee-a lest zeeng zeet ve-a du, Is huld it reelly steedy, und idd a leettle-a, guel! Nu, nu, nu, nu. Nu, perdun, zeet is my ouzeer pessiun. Zee-a fuotbell. I meuont tu sey, is huld it reelly steedy, und idd a leettle-a ouleefe-a ouil, heha! Bork Bork Bork!

Everyone: ¡Uno, dos, tres! ¡Sí, me gusta fruta! One, two, three! We love SportsCandy! ¡Olé!