Sesame Street 50 Years and Counting nail polish/I am Just a Simple Paper Boy (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * 50 Shimmering Years as Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
 * Cele-Bert as Marge Simpson

Lyrics
50 Shimmering Years: I'm collecting for The Evening Star.

Cele-Bert: Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.

50 Shimmering Years: I am just a simple paper boy, No romance do I seek. I just wanted forty cents For my deliveries last week. Will this bewitching floozy Seduce this humble newsie? Oh, what's a paper boy to...do? ( Cele-Bert kisses 50 Shimmering Years ) Woo-hoo!