CartoonTales: Isabella, Alex, and the Great Escape (transcript) (VF2000's version)

CartoonTales: Isabella, Alex, and the Great Escape (transcript) (VF2000&#39;s version)

Cast

 * Isabella Garcia-Shaprio (Phineas and Ferb ) as Petunia Rhubarb as Strawberry Shortcake
 * Doug Funnie (Doug) as Larry the Cucumber as Elliot
 * Roger Klotz (Doug) as Mr. Lunt as Sedgewick
 * Hector Flanagan (Sanjay and Craig) as Pa Grape as George
 * Alex (Madagascar) as Alvin Samuel-Elliot Seville (Alex and Alvin both start with "A")
 * Sanjay Patel (Sanjay and Craig) as Simon Bartholomew-George Seville (Sanjay and Simon both start with "S")
 * Dr. Nefario (Despicable Me) as Old Simon
 * Carl Wheezer (Jimmy Neutron) as Theodore Louis-Sedgewick Seville
 * Woody (Toy Story) as Archibald Asparagus as David Seville
 * Cindy Vortex (Jimmy Neutron) as Laura Carrot as Ginger Snap
 * Tootie (The Fairly OddParents) as Ermie Asparagus as Angel Cake
 * Anna (Frozen) as Madame Blueberry as Orange Blossom
 * Libby Folfax (Jimmy Neutron) as Annie as Blueberry Muffin
 * Elsa (Frozen) as Esther (mentioned)
 * Margo Gru (Despicable Me) as Ellen as Rainbow Sherbert
 * Smurfette (The Smurfs) as Emma Green as Lemon Meringue
 * Coraline Jones (Coraline) as Sara Crewe as Raspberry Torte
 * Princess Elionwy (The Black Cauldron ) as Princess Eloise as Annie Oatmeal
 * Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story) as the Angel
 * Jimmy Neutron as Bob the Tomato as Pirate Impostor 1
 * Gobo Fraggle (Fraggle Rock ) as Jimmy Gourd as Pirate Impostor 3
 * E.B. (Hop) as Junior Asparagus as Pirate Impostor 2
 * Alpha (Up) as Henry as MacRooney
 * Flint Lockwood (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs) as Calvin the Grumpy
 * Fix-It Felix Jr. (Wreck-it Ralph) as Seymour the Happy
 * Chuckie Finster (Rugrats) as Trevor the Sleepy
 * Luigi (Cars) as Alfred the Dopey
 * Guido (Cars) as Jonah the Sneezy
 * Sam Sparks (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs) as Esther the Doc
 * Wayne (Hotel Transylvania) as Police Officer
 * Dracula (Hotel Transylvania) and Snail Crew (Turbo) as Police Officers
 * Mung Daal (Chowder) as Chog Norrius
 * Stinky Pete (Toy Story) as Percy Pea as Mayor Jimmy
 * Count Olaf (A Serious of Unfortunate Events) as The Mayor's Assistant
 * Alex Porter (PAW Patrol) as The Mayor's Great-Grandson
 * Jim Lovell (Apollo 13) as Scallion #1 as Ken
 * Oscar Choice (Armageddon) as Scallion #2 as Dan
 * Ted Swan (Attack of the Killer Tomatoes) as Scallion #3 as John
 * Mandark (Dexter's Laboratory) as Wicker as Professor Hamlin
 * Wreck-it Ralph as Mr. Nezzer as Martin Marigold
 * Aang (Avatar: The Last Airbender) as Jean-Claude Pea as Jude
 * Lenny (Shark Tale) as Phillipe Pea as Reuben
 * Philo and Gunge (Fraggle Rock), Alexander Minion (Spy Kids), Evil Minions (Despicable Me 2), Junior Gorg (Fraggle Rock), Carlos (Hop),Big Nose  Thug (Tangled), Eduardo Perez/El Macho (Despicable Me 2) and Prince John (Robin Hood) as Mr. Marigold's Soldiers
 * Korra (The Legend of Korra ) as Karen
 * Sheen Estevez (Jimmy Neutron) as Sven the Blob of Jelly
 * Mr. Bunny (Hop) as Mr. Newter
 * Donald Duck (Disney) as Carl
 * James P. Sullivan (Monsters, Inc.) as Jerry Gourd as Sheldon
 * Mike Wazowski (Monsters, Inc.) as the Clown-Makeup Construction Worker
 * Minions (Despicable Me), Nicelanders (Wreck-it Ralph) and Squeeze Toy Aliens (Toy Story) as the Cowboy Peas
 * Flynn Rider (Tangled) as Larry the Cucumber as the Tin Man (cameo)
 * Aloysius O'Hare (The Lorax) as Mr. Nezzer as Prince John (cameo)
 * King Candy (Wreck-It Ralph) as Mr. Lunt as Wyatt (cameo)
 * Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Junior Asparagus as Pistachio (cameo)
 * Eugene H. Krabs (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Scooter Carrot as Butterbun (cameo)
 * Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas) as Pa Grape as Seymour Schwenk (cameo)
 * Gobo, Boober and Wemby Fraggle (Fraggle Rock) as the Scallions (cameo)
 * Kermit the Frog  (Muppets) as Pa Grape as Mordecai (cameo)
 * Jimmy Neutron as Bob the Tomato as Buzz Lightyear (mentioned, and cameo)
 * Kristoff (Frozen) as Larry the Cucumber as Sheriff Woody (mentioned, and cameo)
 * E.B. (Hop), Dexter (Dexter's Labratory), Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents), and SpongeBob SquarePants as the Friendz in the Sink (closing characters)

Chapter 1: Opening Credits/Story of Buzz Lightyear

 * Dr. Nefario: Long, long ago, in a land far, far away, an empire that spanned from Las Vegas  to Lincoln City, an evil man set out to turn everyone into slaves. It was a time for great fear and suffering, but God had a plan, a destiny, a hero meant just for this moment.  Because God had his eye on one special girl he was gonna use to turn this mess around. In the cards, a tale is told of a time not too far past when in the house of Seville, there came into the world three careless boys - Alex, Carl and Sanjay. But the occasion was not the joyous ode to Sheriff Woody Pride had dreamed of for his horror - whether his three long-lost sons were turned to the future. Ashamed, Woody locked us away from the eyes of the outside world and sent many people to keep us. They told their subjects to Woody that his three boys were such rare beauties, that we were stolen away. Years passed, and Sheriff Woody went away, taking his secret to the grave. He had the residence in the hands of an ambition regent and Sanjay, Carl and Alex in the grips of the people. And so things remained, until just before we were of age to ascend the thrones, we escaped and fled deep into the city of Nineveh. To seek the aid of those onlookers, this is the real reason why we meet Isabella's loot. A wise man once said not to be afraid of greatness, some are born great - some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them. To tell the story of this, you gotta start off with a completely silly hero who bumbles with his troubles - that'd be Buzz Lightyear. He was injured in a football game and Dexter became famous after he made a big catch of the football. Buzz Lightyear went to work at his father's toy train factory and he had started a family. When things don't go Buzz Lightyear's way, he boards a train and goes through what his life could've been if he had caught that football.
 * Sanjay: Wow!
 * Alex: Believe or not, in this palace, we're famous!
 * Sanjay: Hello there.
 * Alex: Hey, Roger and Doug.
 * Doug Funnie: How's it going?
 * Roger Klotz: Hey, what's up?
 * Sanjay: What are you doing here?
 * Carl: Remember that time when you were cheese curl celebrities of all Nineveh?
 * Alex: Umm... no. Hey, you gotta help me. I've been kidnapped by Doug and Roger.
 * Sanjay: He is Doug Funnie.
 * Alex: Oh, right. I've been kidnapped by Doug and Roger. That reminds me of a little message.
 * Doug: Really? A tree stump? In a palace?
 * Alex: I knew that they invited to play  the hidden.
 * Carl: They invited to play the hidden if they ate a lot of cookies.
 * Sanjay: But for what it's worth, is to make people  leave homeless - in the woods without any food.
 * Ryder: Yeah, send  them to swim and let them be saved from being drowned unclaimed invite.
 * Roger: And once we sell  when you fall asleep. Right, Doug?
 * Doug: Roger, I eventually notice that they want to hang from a sediment.
 * Sanjay: When you feel a taste of our eternities!
 * Carl: Perhaps we fall well if they do salad.
 * Alex: I...won't...go...to...beans.
 * Doug: Nice. Now we'll be back.
 * Alex: Why?
 * Roger: We will shut this place down tomorrow at 9:30 p.m.

Chapter 2: Clumsy Alex Hides a Secret

 * Timmy Turner: Hey, Alex. Strike out again?
 * Alex: Quiet, boy.
 * Carl: Yep.
 * Jack Skellington: Well, maybe you could hang out with us!
 * Eugene H. Krabs: Sanjay, do you think you could read to us from one of those... what do you call them?
 * Sanjay: Books?
 * Timmy Turner: Yeah, that's it! Books!
 * Sanjay: (gasp) Right you are! (He, Carl and Alex leave, as Alex hums "We're Vikings")
 * Dr. Nefario: After Buzz and his family passed, their descendants multiplied! So Stinky Pete set taskmasters over them to afflict them with heavy burdens and keep them down.
 * Stinky Pete: Dear the famous Dexter, you made a touchdown and became famous. That was a long time ago before this island came to be and was formed. My family will be moving back to the ruined Rockwell for the rest of their lives. It has been my pleasure for you to have my compensation back. Thank you for your patronage, Dexter. I really appreciate that. Sincerely yours, the Prospector, Stinky Pete. P.S.: Can you and my family fill in for Buzz Lightyear's job at the toy train factory?" Okay, read that back to me.
 * Squidward Tentacles: (reads note) Hmm. Dot, dot, dot, dash, dash...
 * Wayne: Woo-hoo, Alex!
 * (Several people surround Alex, Carl and Sanjay)
 * Dr. Nefario: But this - is the story of a great person. It's hard to say, whether that hero was born that way, or was just placed at the right place at the right time and decided to do the right thing. I suppose you can be the judge of that. Oh, and one more thing, our hero isn't a king - mostly three ordinary boys.
 * Alex: Okay, boys. I'm ready. Open the line!
 * Isabella: My name is Isabella Garcia-Sharpio. I am a kind girl.
 * Dr. Nefario: So Alex wrote the entire slavery interview script and got it out on tape.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Excuse me, I have an announcement. People of Ninaborough, become very afraid. Unless you be my slaves, I will terrorize Ninaborough. As my slaves, do certain things for me. Get rid of all real, rubber, mechanical, and/or plush flowers, sheep, cattle and chickens. Any pictures of them, too. Throw away all your baseball outfits and play baseball in your regular clothes. Stack pyramids of sheep all day. Every morning, sing the "I Want to Die Becoming a Slave" blues. Flush your office supplies down the toilet. Throw your shoes out the window. Put your homework on fire. Give your food to the cats. Tell the dogs that they're bad. Throw eggs at an old man's house. Tear down all the monuments of Isabella and build statues of me. Work on cliffs, paint roads and place rocks on top of other rocks. Cut the tops of flowers and throw them in the garbage. Pick up all the cheese on the pizza and burgers and throw it away. Put lemons on an old person's eyeballs. Sweep the dirt off all the stairs. Skateboard down the aisles of a supermarket. Write a book about racoons. Make a boat out of a race car and it will sink and everyone on board will die. Every night, stand by the cruise ticket booth wearing oversized ten-gallon hats over your eyes while holding bright lights. Anyone who disobeys these rules will receive two choices: a visit from Stinky Pete and me and then be cast into the belly of a whale or be thrown in the Dungeon of Bitterness! Now, be scared! Hahahahahahahaha! No one messes with me. And if anyone obeys and works on all those, Sheriff Woody will rise from his grave and that person will leave town. And remember: Never let any men lead your churches, and teach the people to disobey God. Ta-ta!
 * Dr. Nefario: This caught the people's ears. Some of the people ran around, in terror, screaming. Others went into their homes.
 * Flynn Rider: It's every man for himself! Because of some red tape Ralph has regarding ethnicity. He likes to eat black beans, and greasy souffles. He likes to wash it down with a double latte, with extra whip.
 * Aloysius: What're we gonna do, because of this madness? This is worse than that time Mr. Fozzie Bear was arrested by the officers, Jimmy Neutron of Star Command, and Sheriff Kristoff!
 * King Candy: I need to get off this island! I feel like getting out of a bathtub, without being dried off! In all honesty, I have to pack a bag, board a boat, and leave! I need a glove quilt!
 * Timmy Turner: Fellows, this isn't such a good idea. We have to get out of here!
 * Eugene H. Krabs: I heard there were teenagers inside him that know karate!
 * Jack Skellington: We're stuck.
 * Kermit: I need some paper, and a pen to write my last will and testament.
 * Jimmy Neutron: I think I need to call my broker! I'm gonna go look for a phone.
 * E.B.: My corns won't stop ringing!
 * Gobo Fraggle: I miss my rubber ducky.
 * Doug: Everyone! EVERYONE!
 * Roger: If you don't tackle what you're afraid of, you will never grow as important people! You can never lead any important church and teach the people that go there to show disobedience!
 * Crowd: (laughs)
 * Roger: What? What's so funny?
 * King Candy: He said no one should teach people to sin and disobey God.
 * Roger: Arrrrrrrrr, watch your tongue, matey! Or, we'll have to: What do we do?
 * Doug: We won't do anything. We're "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything", remember?
 * Roger: Oh, that's right. Arrrrrrrrrr, you got off easy today!
 * Eugene H. Krabs: Woah, deja vu!
 * Roger: Doug, you're not good at throwing dodgeballs.
 * Doug: Either that, or that pull string cowboy doll is retired with his space ranger friend. It'd be better if I did.

Chapter 3: Wreck-It Ralph

 * Alex: Okay everyone, the coast is clear!
 * Dr. Nefario: Alex spoke to everyone that night.
 * Alex: So, umm... (ahem) Did you hear about the one-eyed pirate, and the cantelope? And the singing muppet hauling a piano up a hill? The blues? Dr. Woody?
 * Timmy Turner: C'mon! Make the speech!
 * Alex: Okay, here goes. Last night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting went well. Wreck-it Ralph moved to town.
 * Dr. Nefario: People got worried about it. Alex told them not to worry.
 * Alex: Under all terms of agreement, everyone, including Wreck-it Ralph and his men, will now bow down to the Chipmunks.
 * Buzz Lightyear: Hail, mighty man of valor!
 * Alex: Mr. Lightyear, what are you doing here?
 * Buzz Lightyear: Alex! Alex! I just heard the news! You've always had a mind on your own. I always liked that about you. Tomorrow, you'll be introduced to the mayor. That'll be fun. Now get some rest, king of New York.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: If you find them, bring them to me. This time, I'll see it to myself they get ahold of my slavery plan. Alex doesn't even look like my queenie-poo anymore, because of his attire! He's looking more groovy!
 * Stinky Pete: We should get ahold of those Chipmunk fellas tomorrow.
 * (A crowd approaches Wreck-it Ralph's palace)
 * King Candy: You guys should start a band. You are cool.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: What are you all expecting to hear, a Silly Song?
 * Mandark: Something evil is afoot in this here town. That's us. And the king of New York is going to need all his faculties to battle it.
 * Dr. Nefario: The very next day, the Chipmunks decided to put their plan to stop the slavery into action, starting with a visit with the mayor, in his office.
 * (Doug and Roger walked down the streets in the middle of an animated conversation. There are a few other people around, but not many.)
 * Doug: I cannot believe what just happened last night.
 * Roger: Alex just spoke to everyone last night and they made plans to stop the slavery.
 * Doug: I did not know that.
 * Roger: I wouldn't be excited.
 * Doug: People respect self-esteem.
 * Roger: I'd be careful if I were you.
 * Doug: Who do the people think I am? Alvin?
 * Roger: Yeah! He's more of a "Mega Man", instead of the wife of a Persian king. He likes to go through the minions, nicelanders, and squeeze toy aliens and the cows and Winnie the Pooh and the doves and the mute minion and the owls and the wind and the rain and the ghosts and the Wii U and the grave beauty gee in the head, the wind, er... sun, ox.
 * Doug: That's "inconceivable!" I don't think that's actually a word. Or, is it?
 * (Roger shrugs)
 * Roger: I heard that somebody went into the harbor to cool himself. He said he found a toilet wasn't working! There wasn't any toilet paper, so he had to clean his stinky butt with his towel! He needs a toy. (imitiating a singsong tone) Toy, toy, toy, he needs a toy. Add a toy and him to the club.
 * Doug: Join the club. When he took it off, he rubbed it around. As it's told. He even tickled a pyramid made out of a deck of cards, as Lannysaurus! With a big feather.
 * Roger: Hmm... that guy who did that must've stolen a feather from a certain Grim Reaper-ripoff. He is not trained on super-sized tummy soldiers. He's trained on a shoe.
 * (There is a disruption in the street. Doug and Roger glance over and see the Chipmunks riding on Sven the Reindeer, pompously like they consider themselves extraordinarily important.)
 * (Trumpets blow as a crowd starts to gather)
 * Jack Skellington: Make way for Alex, and his loyal brothers!
 * Doug: (Whispering to Roger) Looks like everyone hasn't seen that Jewish queen since her debut appearance.
 * Roger: Well, yeah... but, did she give up when Gonzo and Rizzo tried to drop a piano on the king's head?
 * Doug: No...
 * Roger: And did she give up when I made the plan to banish everyone to the Island of Perpetual Tickling!?
 * Doug: No way, man. She did not give up when those happened.
 * Alex: Hello, people of Ninaborough. What's up with your bad selves?
 * Crowd: Woo-Hoo! ALEX!
 * Alex: Yes, yes, yes. Do something, funky!
 * Crowd: As long as we're together, everything is better, we'll be friends forever; come on! Celebrate, get funky! Uh-huh! Get in the groove! Uh-huh! Nothing to lose! Uh-huh! Ooh, ooh! Come on! Celebrate, get funky! Hey, hey! Got something to say! When I'm feeling down, you bring a smile my way! Gonna dance around, cause you make my day! Oh, it's a celebration! Hands high, all of my friends! We're gonna jam out, we gonna do it again! Right on! Right to the end! We gonna keep on celebrating! As long as we're together, everything is better, we'll be friends forever; come on! Celebrate, get funky! Uh-huh! Get in the groove! Uh-huh! Nothing to lose! Uh-huh! Ooh, ooh! Come on! Celebrate, get funky!
 * Alex: So much better! Ralph has begun the slavery plan.
 * Doug: Look! It's like I told you! He's got more gadgets on him. Than a Swiss Army knife.
 * Roger: He's right.
 * Alex: And we're gonna stop it. Would you stop the slavery with me?
 * People: No!
 * Alex: You're kidding, right?
 * People: Yes.
 * Alex: Well then, all young men and all young women must come with me.
 * (Several nondescript people ran out and into Alex's wagon, hitched to the back of Sven. They like the idea.)
 * Eugene H. Krabs: Let's try some of the gadgets on his belt.
 * King Candy: I got dibs on his hat!
 * Alex: Ahh, young men... that means you Doug and Roger.
 * Doug: C'mon, Roger. (They got in)
 * (Alex notices Hector)
 * Hector: Elsa!
 * Alex: Hector!
 * Hector: Elsa, long time no see.
 * Alex: Thank you.
 * Hector: Elsa, you look... different. I've been your cousin for like... forever.
 * Alex: My name is not "Elsa". It's "Alex."
 * Hector: Oh, right. Anyways, you should have had the courage to tell your friend about stealing that apple.
 * Alex: Yeah...
 * Hector: Looks like your hiding something from Wreck-it Ralph.
 * Alex: Uh, well...
 * Hector: You were a big shot, as the number one harmonica soloist! (Flashback of Alex playing the harmonica) You and your brothers, got big! You were called "the Chipmunks" and you played so well! (On the left of the camera, a list of songs scroll up) You were friends with Sheriff Woody Pride! Heck, forget having to walk around a walled city with slushees being dropped on your heads, forgetting the rules to the Master Builder's handbook or even defeating a massive army with trumpets and flashlights, you are more greedy than a king who likes to take baths with his rubber ducky! Everyone liked the songs you played during your career, that they assumed newspapers to fall out of the sky. At the height of the success, you three got very rich.
 * (Flashback ends)
 * Alex: I'm gonna go stop the slavery. You gonna help?
 * Hector: Do I ever!
 * (Hector hops in as Alex raises an eyebrow)
 * Alex: I can't believe we're gonna have so much fun stopping the slavery.
 * Doug: But where's that Garcia-Sharpio fellow?
 * Alex: Hmm? Oh, she went to watch the workers work. I know, there are too many workers. Wreck-it Ralph, you are a born loser!

Chapter 4: A Visit with Stinky Pete

 * People: Look at that! I hope he doesn't get that hat dirty. I've never seen him before. He must be a stranger.
 * Stinky Pete: Do you think Alex's gonna like me?
 * Count Olaf: Oh, you bet he will!
 * Squidward Tentacles: Everyone likes you, under the penalty of death.
 * Alex Porter: No doubt about it. He's big and strong, charming, handsome... why, he likes to play his own harmonica.
 * Stinky Pete: Well, alright then. Bring them in. (stares at the gold basket) Great granddad loves his little cuchi-cuchi-coo...
 * Alex Porter: Oh, shut up.
 * Wreck-it Ralph: My plan seems to be working perfectly. Stinky Pete, my army and I are exceptional creatures. We deserve popsicle, and bobblehead versions of ourselves!
 * Dr. Nefario: Alex swung the door open and he became a little nervous.
 * Alex: I'm Alex the Lion.
 * Sanjay: I'm Sanjay Patel.
 * Carl: And I'm Carl Wheezer.
 * Alex: And together we make up this gang of hipsters ... "the Chipmunks!"
 * (An off-screen photographer takes picture of them)
 * Carl: This is what the Lord says "Let the people go free."
 * Sanjay: Set them free. They want to leave.
 * Alex: No more digging and stacking and writing hit songs. Adios!
 * Stinky Pete: Let you go!?
 * Carl: God said so.
 * Alex Porter: His talking is negatively affirmative.
 * Stinky Pete: You want me to let you go, eh?
 * Alex, Sanjay and Carl: Yes...
 * Stinky Pete: This will go for them.
 * Alex: (throws stick onto ground and it turns into a snake) Hi Ho Sliver Away
 * Alex Porter: That doesn't work anymore!
 * Count Olaf: You'd turn all the sticks into snakes?
 * Stinky Pete: Count Olaf, do your thing.
 * (Count Olaf drops a firework thing and lights up a firework snake. The snake takes a bite out of it. Then it coughed and hisses while it rattled its tail.)
 * Alex: (touches the stick and it reformed back to the stick form)
 * Stinky Pete: So you're better at snakes. I'm doubling the workload for the workers. That includes, digging without shovels and picks to boot.
 * Alex: That's a relief. I don't have to dig without a shovel.
 * Carl: Me neither.
 * Sanjay: Things get a little worse. What do you think, Carl?
 * Carl: I'd be forced into oblivion. What do you think, Alex?
 * Alex: Let's just go for now. See ya later!

Chapter 5: Canyon Guarding

 * (Meanwhile, at the mines...)
 * Dr. Nefario: Isabella, Sanjay, Carl, Doug, Roger and Hector stood on the cliffs and saw the people still working. The mayor doubled the workload for the people. None of them were too appreciative.
 * Hector: Sure is blazing out here.
 * Alex: Hello.
 * Worker: Hmm.
 * Alex: It will be back to my head and hello again, Woody.
 * Cookie Monster: (Struggles)
 * Alex: Let me help you.
 * Cookie Monster: You're the spitting image of your own self!
 * Mandark: Everything okay here?
 * Alex: Everything's fine.
 * Mandark: He giving you a hard time?
 * Cookie Monster: Yeah, what if i am?
 * Mandark: Looks like you need to learn a lesson in respecting your superiors.
 * Alex: Leave him alone!
 * Dr. Nefario: So Alex knocked Mandark over the canyon. He was covered by rocks and boulders. The workers cheered for them.
 * Hector: He was gonna hurt him!
 * Roger: I've never seen you before. (Takes cap off)
 * Alex: (Chokes and inhales) How dare you take a man's hat off on an uncharted time like this?
 * Roger: You actually think you're the Elsa the Snow Queen!?! Hey guys, look; it's Queen Elsa!
 * Alex: You're mocking me, aren't you?
 * Doug: That guy is really funny!
 * Roger: Did you tell him?
 * Doug: Well... no.
 * Roger: Did you tell him what can happen to someone who is kind? Will he head for the hills?
 * Hector: I don't think we should give him the chance to tell him.
 * Doug: Oh well... no... I'm a little nervous about that bullying a guard thing, Alex had done a very heroic thing for it. And bullying... is on my list of fears. I can't tell him what will happen to a person who is like that guy. When he was little, Woody gave him the harmonica.

Chapter 6: Isabella's Escape

 * Dr. Nefario: So Isabella left. She was worried about the slaves.
 * Doug: What'cha gonna do, tell them it was a dramatic joke?
 * Roger; Yeah. Not only that, we could tell them.
 * Dr. Nefario: Isabella's face turned a bit red and she got on a boat and sailed off. Several other people went with her.
 * Tootie: That's unusual.
 * Dr. Nefario: They saw Alex, Sanjay and Carl rowing.
 * Alex: Evening!
 * Carl: Can we come aboard?
 * Dr. Nefario: Even though we never sailed before, we took it like a fish to water. We left the rest of the people behind. They were still in the dark.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Where do you think you're going?
 * E.B.: You can't do that!
 * Gobo Fraggle: They're sailing away.

Chapter 7: Setting Sail

 * Doug: If you show your face in this village...
 * Roger: We'll throw it in the dungeon of bitterness.
 * Hector: And the rest of you all too!
 * Cindy: So where we going?
 * Anna: I don't know where.
 * Cindy: You heard her!
 * Anna: Well, if it isn't Captain Muzzie the Dental Hygiene Stealer.
 * Dr. Nefario: So Isabella went downstairs to rest. She threw a bag on a barrel. Lenny, Aang and Korra popped out of the bag.
 * Korra: Woah. That's what I call a "Fixer-upper".
 * Aang: There's this guy who wants to marry you.
 * Lenny: His mom was the leader of a band of people.
 * Dr. Nefario: But the Chipmunks kept guard on Isabella. She was sleeping. They had a better idea.

Chapter 8: Isabella's Dream/The Storm!

 * (White limbo. Isabella sails across.)
 * Buzz Lightyear: Isabella? Isabella? Where do you think you're going? Isabella!
 * Isabella: I can't hear you. I'm going to show them whose boss.
 * Dr. Nefario: The next morning, the crew wasn't in grave danger. Some threw various crates overboard. Isabella yawned.
 * Alex: How'm I gonna convince them it was an accident? It was no big deal to knock that guy over the cliffside, and crash into the valley of the Midianites below it.
 * Dr. Nefario: As Alex walked over to the rear of the boat, something caught his attention.
 * Alex: Right now, poised near, there is this capacity to annihilate a whole village. Rumor has it that it is known for its weakness. Sanjay, Carl and I just got on this boat. (looks at Ninaborough) And it looks like everyone in that huge city is having a great time doing Wreck-it Ralph's slave work. They even made friends with endangered species! (to Fozzie Bear) And you - my friend, are responsible for putting the entire crew in danger because of a storm coming!
 * Fozzie Bear: What? I didn't do anything.
 * Alex: (tugging onto Fozzie) Oh, yes you did. You put the entire ship in peril, and it's all your fault!
 * Fozzie Bear: What? My fault?! What you said about Ralph wasn't true. They're in JEOPARDY. And what do you mean they're having a good time? They're doing all sorts of that crazy stuff!
 * Alex: So, guessing that the officer dumped the stolen dental hygiene into your hands, right when the police showed up; that's why you put the entire ship, but not its crew, in danger. During that time, there was a big famine. The rain did not come, and the food never grew. So the people stored it all. That was before Kristoff and Jimmy both sentenced you to become captain of community service on this here vessel. And today, you'e community service, along with your captain days, are over.
 * Sanjay: Not everyone's in danger. We got more musical spirit than anyone else on this vessel!
 * Carl: He is correct.
 * Dr. Nefario: Then, the sky turned gray. Dark clouds filled the sky. And it started to rain! It was a doozy of a storm!
 * Isabella: Man, I did not get a lotta sleep last night. It's because of this big rainstorm.
 * Dracula: (rows by, spraying water at Alex from his water gun)
 * Alex: Holy smoke, he got me!
 * Fozzie Bear: If you go to me again, you are marooned on a desert island. I will also make you walk the plank.
 * Dr. Nefario: Everyone on board tried to keep the ship steady. But it was no use.
 * Sanjay: Alright, everyone. Listen up. We're on a hunt and we're gonna find out who the reason for this storm is.
 * Carl: Until we figure this out scientifically, we don't know how to weed them out. Now line up! Alex, hit it!
 * Alex: (hits his head on a big red button)
 * Everyone: (lines up)
 * Sanjay, Alex and Carl: (stand in front of them)
 * Sanjay: DJ, time for the test.
 * (A DJ puts on some music)
 * Alex: No person will resist singing along to this.
 * Carl: Do not ever croon this song.
 * Dr. Nefario: Then everyone lined up. The Chipmunks told them that no one will sing along to the song a DJ puts on.
 * Tootie: Would that include...?
 * Alex: Silence.
 * Cindy and Anna: (cough)
 * Alex: It was you! You two are the reason for the storm!
 * Cindy: No, no! We only coughed! We swear!
 * Alex: Turn it up louder!
 * Sanjay: Do not sing along.
 * Carl: Or you will be dead.
 * Fozzie Bear: Doot-doot, whoot-whoot!
 * Sanjay: Look who it is. Fozzie Bear himself.
 * Carl: Get off the boat.
 * Alex: You've been entitled for a refund, underneath the circumstances, you know, with you dying and all.

Chapter 9: The Outboard Motor

 * Cindy Vortex: Hey, I just remembered something. Maybe you don't have to do that! Every fall, my cousin from London asked me to take care of... this! This is an old boat motor.
 * Alex: Let me show you how this works. Hoist me up. (Gets on Cindy's head) It appears that one pushes this black thing and pulls the cord.
 * (Motor goes fast)
 * (SPLASH!)
 * Alex: Oh my goodness.
 * Sanjay: Now, let's kidnap Fozzie.
 * Fozzie: No!
 * Alex: (pulls out a gun and shrinks Fozzie's face) You need to have your face shrunken by this.
 * Carl: Wait a minute, he sung with wolves and polar bears.
 * Sanjay: He shouldn't have. (Flashback of Fozzie begins and shows Wiley and Sons (possibly a redressed version of the dental floss farm from "The Wizard of Ha's") as the black shadowy figure of Wayne that pushed his cart with a huge brown sack in it. He stops by Fozzie who seems dumbfounded and innocent. He turns around and tilts his cart to make the bag slide onto Fozzie, and the snail crew, and Dracula arrest him. On the bottom-left reads "38 Years Ago...".) Thirty-eight years ago, before that space ranger worked at his father's toy train factory, Fozzie was caught at Wiley and Sons Floss Camp, with 20,000 pounds of dental floss.
 * (Police sirens are heard as Sanjay talks, and the flashback ends)
 * Sanjay: He wasn't considered an employee of Wiley and Sons, Inc. He also had an encounter with aliens! Both Jimmy Neutron and Kristoff testified against Fozzie into court!
 * Carl: Thank goodness, he did not go "I need lots of weed!"
 * Alex: He did not go to prison.
 * Fozzie: But I didn't intentionally do anything wrong!
 * Carl: (ties him up) Just keep walking.
 * Alex: Face it, Captain Fozzie. Or should I say, "Plain Old Fozzie". Thanks to your friends over there! In that little neon city! And on this boat!
 * Sanjay: And right now, the people in that neon light-filled town are in grave danger, controlled by Ralph and his henchmen, guards and advisors!
 * Alex: That's right. Say goodbye to the entire crew. And the people in that huge hamlet filled with neon lights.
 * Sanjay: Yes. And thanks to you, our friend - the pull-string cowboy doll, is out of the picture.
 * Carl: Not only that, his days of that were outnumbered.
 * Alex: Oh, great... Just, great.
 * Aang: If Buzz hasn't caught that football before those thirty-eight years, then Woody would still be here!
 * Alex: He's right! All because of you going through the cowboys over there, mute cow-type animal, owls, honey-loving bear, doves, wind, rain, ghosts, Wii U, beauty of the graves with a G in the head, wind... I mean, sun, ox.
 * Lenny: I'm going to walk away now.
 * Doug: (offscreen) Inconceivable!
 * Alex: Aah!
 * (Fozzie gets to the rear of ship)
 * Carl: Dear Lord, don't let us die for his sin. You have sent this storm upon him. Amen.
 * Dr. Nefario: So they took Fozzie, threw him overboard, and the raging sea grew calm.

Chapter 10: Fozzie Bear Gets Swallowed by a Shark

 * Dr. Nefario: Then they tried to get him back onboard.
 * Sanjay: Aim this time!
 * Carl: Reel him in!
 * Dr. Nefario: As they tried, Alex threw the life ring onto Fozzie. He is then swallowed by a shark!
 * Alex: Maybe that wasn't such a good idea.
 * Dr. Nefario: Then the boat was dragged by the shark. Everyone collided. They shot various items at the shark. Tennis rackets! Croquet mallets! Even a bowling ball! The shark then spit out the life ring. The duck float popped out of the water.

Chapter 11: "What is Up with Isabella?"

 * Dr. Nefario: Then, meanwhile, something entirely less noble went on.
 * Mung Daal: Let me think that you lost your friend.
 * Doug: Oh, what is up with Isabella? What's up... with Isabella?
 * Roger: We're telling you that girl. Doesn't fit our own styles.
 * Doug: Oh, since 1984, (pulls out brown photo wallet) her strategies are clear. And she dignified herself into becoming a true girl. What things get out are a little obvious.
 * Mr. Bunny, Donald Duck, Mike and Sulley: When we get ahold of them, things will get crazy.
 * Doug, Roger, Hector, Mr. Bunny, Donald Duck, E.B., Jimmy Neutron, Gobo, Wembley, Boober, Eugene H. Krabs, Jack Skellington, Aloysius O'Hare, Kermit, Flynn, Timmy Turner, King Candy, Mike and Sulley: Because of her friendliness, you're giving me the creeps. This royal village is where she'll sleep.
 * Doug: Perhaps - this will clear things up.
 * (BAM!)
 * Roger, Hector, Mr. Bunny, Donald Duck, and others: For that kind lady.
 * (They post the edict onto a wall)
 * Doug: Because of her niceness going around...
 * Choir: What is up with her?
 * Doug: And the law was passed.
 * Roger: The deed was done.
 * Doug: And their troubles have just begun.
 * Dr. Nefario: Everyone in Ninaborough heard about this, including the mayor. So they decided to follow her.
 * Doug: Let's go. (Places edict in his satchel)
 * Roger: Oh, yeah! That totally cleared things up!
 * Hector: Uh, I'd rather go with the Prospector...
 * Doug: Come on!
 * Hector: Oi, thank goodness it's meatloaf night. (Hops off)

Chapter 12: Alex's Super Grabber

 * Dr. Nefario: Meanwhile, onboard the boat, Alex was still nervous.
 * Cindy Vortex: What's with the dog, Coraline?
 * Coraline: Cindy, the dog I got is a bull terrier, named "Alpha". Get it? Alpha and Cheese! I got him at Monster Park, the place where the Groovy Brothers perform at. I even met people that were dressed like monsters! Even my mom and dad were dressed like one.
 * Alex: I gotta convince them it was an accident.
 * Dr. Nefario: Then, suddenly...
 * (A cannon ball flies past Alex's face)
 * Flint Lockwood: I am Flint. And these are Sam Sparks, Luigi and Guido, Chuckie Finster and Fix-it Felix, Jr. Stay right where you are! Drop your sails.
 * Alex: Okay.
 * Flint: Five - four - three - two - one!
 * (BOOM!)
 * Alex: Now, this boat gives you your energy. We can use your energy for our own purposes!
 * Flint: You're crazy.
 * Alex: Stay right where you are. This will all end soon.
 * Flint: Are you gonna do something mysterious to us, the Lone Free Stranger?
 * Alex: Yes...
 * Flint: I'll have you know that...
 * (Before Flint could say anything, he and the others felt the ship shake. All the luggages, frozen yogurt machine, picnic stuff, unicycle, anvil, boombox and more stuff came flying out.)
 * Luigi and Guido: He's taking our luggage! And the frozen yogurt machine!
 * Sam Sparks, Chuckie and Fix-it Felix, Jr.: Not the Frozen Yogurt!
 * Flint: You can't do this to us! What's your point?
 * Alex: Is that the best you can do?
 * Flint: Maybe...

Chapter 13: A Mysterious Sea Mirage

 * Dr. Nefario: Then the ship sailed off in the distance. The next night...
 * Sanjay, Carl and Cindy: What is that?
 * Anna, Tootie and Alex: A great whirlpool!
 * Dr. Nefario: Then they headed straight to the whirlpool, but found out it was a sea mirage. They arrived at the palace. Then, Flint had something else in mind.
 * Flint: I guess there is not much to say.
 * Luigi and Guido, Sam Sparks, Chuckie and Fix-it Felix, Jr.: Kiss us!
 * Guards: We will never kiss you!
 * Flint: Well, I think you should kiss someone much, much smaller.
 * Stinky Pete: Things aren't the same without everyone!
 * Wreck-it Ralph: Well, we're gonna figure this out. (Stinky Pete goes up to his room) How can I figure it out? We're doomed.

Chapter 14: Making Plans to Honor a Special Guy

 * Flint: He's turning into a sympathetic person.
 * Sheen: He is a sympathetic person.
 * Guido: (takes the jelly jar and eats Sheen)
 * Sheen: No! We will bury you!
 * Squidward Tentacles: 9:28 a.m. The Mayor puts on his slippers and brushes his teeth. 9:32: The Mayor cuts himself shaving. 9:33: The Mayor cries for a very long time.
 * Flint: Ouch! I remember that one.
 * Chuckie Finster, Luigi and Guido: Thank goodness he did not get hurt.
 * Sam Sparks and Fix-it Felix, Jr.: He did scream, but didn't get hurt.
 * Squidward Tentacles: 10:15: The Mayor is joined by Alex Porter in his office.
 * Flint: Thanks for doing this. You know, it really does help him sleep.
 * Squidward Tentacles: 1:40: The Mayor talks uncontrollably to Alex Porter.
 * Alex Porter: I really like it when you read those records.
 * Squidward Tentacles: 1:45: The Chipmunks approach in. 1:47: The Chipmunks tell the Mayor to let the people go free. 1:50: The Mayor implores the two brothers of Alex to watch the people work and Alex to do guarding.
 * Flint: This is real good.
 * Squidward Tentacles: 1:51: A canyon worker's life is saved by the good man, Alex. 1:52: Alex Porter sprays the Mayor with an aerosol can. 2:04: The mayor goes into his bathroom to take a shower, for the rest of the afternoon. 5:45: The Chipmunks get onboard a pirate ship and sail off. 5:46...
 * Flint: Wait! Did you say Alex saved that guy? You mean, the guy with the shiny red cap and sweatshirt, right?
 * Fix-it Felix, Jr.: Right.
 * Flint: We should make him return our luggage to us. (As he speaks, Squidward continues writing) Maybe we'd give him a card, or something. (knock on door) I wish I were more creative with things like that. Come in!
 * (Door swings open)
 * Aloysius O'Hare: Flint!
 * Flynn Rider: We have the most urgent request. We're wondering if...
 * Flint: Woah, woah, woah! Wait a minute there, guys. Let me ask you something. I need a little creative advice.
 * Flynn: Okay, what is it?
 * Flint: That silly red-wearing chipmunk should give all our stuff back to us. Got any ideas?
 * Aloysius: We're flattered. That kind of person deserves... a parade.
 * Flynn: I think he should be dressed in royal robes. And be marched through the whole city on a horse. And maybe, let him wear one of their crowns.
 * Aloysius: And one of the noble princes should lead him through the streets - proclaiming: "This is a really neat guy. Everyone likes him. He's brave - and has rugged good looks."
 * Flint: All those things you've mentioned? Do that for that chipmunk - the man who saved a canyon worker's life from falling to his death. Be sure you two be the ones to go with him on that parade, okay? We're going to find out who will do the work now. They're leaving. Lucky thing you dropped by.
 * (Squidward stands by the door)
 * Flint: The mayor has to get some sleep.
 * (As Flint says this, Squidward slams the door on Flynn and Aloysius, knocking them flat)
 * Flint: G'night!

Chapter 15: The Chipmunks' Courage

 * Dr. Nefario: As they shared ideas, things went entirely less noble in the palace. Doug and the others approached in.
 * Doug: Should you prove the charge?
 * Isabella: I guess so. (pulls out edict)
 * Roger: She's making it up.
 * Alex; I think I should build a bridge machine. (He builds it)
 * Korra: They'll be here.
 * Roger: Can't you see we have a... problem?
 * (They saw Chuckie, Flint, Ralph, Mandark and the others approaching)
 * Sanjay: (gasp!) It's the mayor!
 * Carl: And he's gotta posse!
 * Alex: Perhaps we should ride out and tell them to take it easy on us.
 * Sanjay: They're evil.
 * Alex: I have an idea. Here's what I need: caber - stone - rope. Go!! You guys bring the bridge machine.
 * Dr. Nefario: So the people did what Alex told them to do. They cranked the bridge machine.
 * Alex: We're gonna need a counterweight. Bring me something heavy.
 * (They carried the Marigolds)
 * Gobo: We tried finding the heaviest thing there is.
 * Jimmy Neutron: Ugh...
 * Alex: Good.
 * Dr. Nefario: Then they got on the bridge machine. Alex cut the ropes and the Marigolds flew into the ocean!
 * (SPLASH!)
 * Wreck-it Ralph: Oh, my. This doesn't look good!
 * Dr. Nefario: They were left bouncing around in the ocean.
 * Marigolds: Aaugh! Ooh! Oh, my! Can I get on your shoulders?
 * Dr. Nefario: Everyone escaped. Many cheered for Alex for putting an end to Wreck-It Ralph's slavery.
 * Roger: No person ever risked himself for that of an evil master.
 * Doug: You guys are all right.
 * Woody: Hey, Alex.
 * Alex: Hello there, my good friend.
 * Woody: Everything has gone a little over without you.
 * Alex: That's okay. But with the help of my two friends, we took them down.
 * Dr. Nefario: So Alex learned that we don't have to be afraid to do what is right, and so he, Sanjay, and Carl lived happily ever after. The end.
 * (Alex winks)
 * Buzz Lightyear: Good job. Here, I got you a little something.
 * Alex: (opens book) "Hail, mighty man of valor!" I'll treasure it always.

Chapter 16: End Credits

 * (The silly song "A Mess Down in Egypt" from E.B. and the Big Exit plays as the credits roll)
 * Directed by JimmyandFriends
 * Written by John A. Davis
 * Produced by John Lasseter, Rumen Petkov and Cory Edwards
 * Musical Score Composed and Produced by Kurt Heinecke
 * (JimmyandFriends's Entertainment shows up)
 * (Fade to black)

​Post Credits Scene

 * Sanjay: Alex, we have an incoming transmission. Flint Lockwood is attacking us again.
 * Alex: We should adapt our shields to block it.
 * Carl: Good idea.
 * Flint: Okay, everyone. We got new luggage!
 * Chuckie, Luigi and Guido, Fix-it Felix, and Sam Sparks: Yay! New luggage!
 * Alex: More luggage? Start it up!
 * Flint, Chuckie, Luigi and Guido, Fix-it Felix and Sam Sparks: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
 * Alex: (sucks up luggage)
 * Fix-it Felix, Jr.: GET HIM!!!!!!!!
 * (He and the others climb onboard and tackle Alex as the scene fades to black)
 * Woody: ALLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEX!