Sesame Street nail polish/Lift the One You Love (from Miss Piggy's Aerobique Exercise Workout Album)

Cast

 * Don't Joke Me! as Miss Piggy
 * I Love Trash as Kermit the Frog

Lyrics
Don't Joke Me!: Let's face it. Exercise can be very boring, but if you do your daily dozen with someone you love, the time seems to fly by. So do as I do and work out with your frog. Ready, I Love Trash?

I Love Trash: Huh?

Don't Joke Me!: To help me with my aerobics.

I Love Trash: Oh. Oh, yeah. I guess so.

Don't Joke Me!: (spoken) Good. (singing) You gotta lift the one you love. ( I Love Trash: (grunts) ) You gotta love the one you lift. ( I Love Trash: Whoop! ) You got to carry him and really show it. Show your muscles so he'll know it. Lift and you'll be happy. You gotta stretch the one you love. You gotta love the one you stretch. You know the feeling's no illusion. Get a grip of all contusion. Stretch and you'll be happy. You have to bend so he can stand, so show you friend a helping hand in time you'll learn to understand every turn and every twist, so bring a joy you can't resist. And when you lift the one you love, and when you love the one you lift, you'll find that life is a gift and every loving happiness is free, I love to lift my love the way my love lifts me. (spoken) All right, I Love Trash. Now you lift moi.

I Love Trash: Uh, well, I really don't think...

Don't Joke Me!: Uh, I Love Trash, I'm as light as a feather now.

I Love Trash: Yeah, well, it's just that, uh, well, I just strained myself.

Don't Joke Me!: Oh, dear, what happened?

I Love Trash: Uh, well, what happened was, uh...I was playing tennis and I got tennis flipper?

Don't Joke Me!: Tennis flipper?

I Love Trash: Mmm hmmm.

Don't Joke Me!: Which flipper?

I Love Trash: Uh, I forgot.

Don't Joke Me!: Will you lift me?

I Love Trash and Don't Joke Me! : (grunt ing)

Don't Joke Me!: (singing) You have to grab and get ahold. No time to nap, you'll turn him cold. So don't lay back, be strong and bold. Every leg you made your swiss then give your legs a tenderness. So if you lift the one you love and learn to love the one you lift, you'll find that life is such a gift and anywhere's a lovely place to be, I love to lift my love the way my love lifts me. (spoken) Aah, well, thank you, I Love Trash dear. Wasn't that fun?

I Love Trash: Yeah.

Don't Joke Me!: Don't whine. Come on, dear.