Who's Killing the Muppets?/The Emoji Movie (2017)

An Emoji Move parody of Who's Killing the Muppets? from Robot Chicken

Cast

 * Gonzo - Ice Cream Emoji
 * Fozzie Bear - Hi-5
 * Kermit the Frog - Gene
 * Miss Piggy - Jailbreak
 * Scooter - Dead Emoji
 * Hooded Killer - Firewall
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew - Cactus Emoji
 * Beaker - Eggplant Emoji
 * Rowlf the Dog - Cat Emoji
 * Dr. Teeth - Skull Emoji
 * Lew Zealand - Bomb Emoji
 * Swedish Chef - Shrimp Emoji
 * Animal - Devil Emoji
 * Steve Martin - Poop
 * Camilla the Chicken - Angel Emoji
 * Statler - Mel Meh
 * Waldorf - Mary Meh
 * Penguins - Elephant and Cloud Emoji
 * Skeeter - Smiler

Transcript

 * Ice Cream Emoji: For my next feat, I will walk across hot coals while explaining what the hell I am.
 * Firewall: No! For your next feat, you die! (Firewall fires a cannon, decapitating Ice Cream Emoji, and Ice Cream Emoji's corpse falls on the hot coals. Then Firewall places a water sack on the scene)

Ice Cream Emoji's Funeral and Burial Ceremony


 * Gene: Ice Cream Emoji died as he lived, and our family will never be whole again. And now, ladies and gentlemen, POOP, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!


 * Poop: (With a prank arrow hat on his head) "The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want. He makes me like.."
 * Jailbreak (interrupting): Oh, are we burying him in the city? (Angel Emoji panics and jumps on Ice Cream Emoji's casket as it gets lowered into the ground)
 * Hi-5: You know, the last time an emoji died was...
 * Poop (interrupting): Excuse me?
 * Hi-5: Don’t you mean, "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"?
 * Poop: No, this is a funeral. I’m working. Do I come to where you work and knock the thing outta your mouth?!
 * Gene: Wow, Poop’s working blue, but he’s right. We vowed never to talk about...that night. (The gang turn to look at Dead Emoji) (Dead Emoji waves at them)

Later


 * Hi-5: And then the dad says, "The Aristocrats"! Wocka-wocka!
 * Firewall: (Right up at the door) Hey, Hi-5? Why did the hand turn red?
 * Hi-5: I don’t know, stranger.
 * Firewall: Because he was em-bar-rassed!
 * Hi-5: (Sarcastically claps) Wocka-wocka...
 * Firewall: Then how about this? Because I total STAB YOU! (Firewall stabs Hi-5 in the neck and then the back with a knife)
 * Hi-5: What a showstopper. Ooohh! (Falls on stage)
 * Mel: See? I told you the hand was gonna die on stage tonight. (Mel and Mary laugh)
 * Hi-5: Hey, guys, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?
 * Mary: You're an ambulance. (Mel and Mary laugh again, and Hi-5 is dragged offscreen by Firewall and murdered. Then a red wagon is rolled out on stage)
 * Gene: (Elephant and Cloud Emoji roll Hi-5's dead body away) First Ice Cream Emoji, now Hi-5. Could we be paying the price for what we did to...?
 * Jailbreak: Don’t say that name, Gene.
 * Gene: OOOH, Jailbreak's telling me what to do. Wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gotta come see this. Jailbreak's telling me what to do! Wow, must be a day that ends in K! (Dead Emoji walks by carrying a boxful of props) Hey, uh, Dead Emoji?
 * Dead Emoji: Oh! Hey there, boss.
 * Gene: We need to talk about Smiler' death.
 * Dead Emoji: Why, sure. I love talking about my twin sister, if not for that tragic accident...
 * Gene: You know, I’m gonna stop you right there. I got something I gotta tell you.

Emoji Babies Flashback


 * Baby Gene: Let’s play The Little Mermaid!
 * Baby Hi-5: Let’s question Gene's sensability. Wocka-wocka!
 * Baby Dead Emoji: Hold on! Let me grab my floaties. (Leaves)
 * Baby Smiler: What a nerd.
 * Baby Jailbreak Ahem. Moi will play "La Petite Mermaid".
 * Baby Smiler: Mermaids aren't fat! (Pushes Baby Jailbreak)
 * Baby Gene: Yikes! Smiler, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now. Walk away. (Smiler smacks Gene)
 * Baby Hi-5: ALEX! SMILER'S HITTING US AGAIN!
 * Baby Gene: Yeah, who's the homo now? (Smiler beats up Hi-5, and Smiler gets hit in the back by Gene with a red wagon and knocked headfirst into the pool) If we do this thing, it’s our secret forever. (All Emoji Babies agree and drown Smiler in the pool)
 * All Emoji Babies: ALEX!

(Present)


 * Dead Emoji: You killed my sister?!?
 * Gene: Yeah, well, It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Smiler’s come back from the grave for revenge!
 * Dead Emoji: Oh, Smiler will have her revenge… (Dead Emoji reveals himself to be Smiler, the Killer, in disguise)
 * Gene and Jailbreak: AAAAHHH!!!
 * Smiler: (Takes out knife, and attacks Gene) Fifteen seconds till your death!
 * Jailbreak: HIIII-YAH! (Jumps to kick her, but misses) Wuh!
 * Smiler: Here it comes! Showtime! (Angel Emoji speaks, holding a bow and arrow. Subtitle: "Get away from her, you bitch!")
 * Smiler: You can’t shoot me! Emojis don’t even have fingers! (Angel Emoji fires an arrow, which runs through Smiler's head) OOHH!! (Falls to the floor with Poop behind her)
 * Poop (chuckling): That bit never gets old. (Dances as funny music starts)