Conversations we will never forget

Melissa: [at Dunkin Donuts, after getting completely wasted at a gay bar, "Sisters", in Philly]: Hi, I'd like a dozen munchkins. [brief pause] Melissa: You know... 12.

Karyne: [talking about Melissa’s Jelly Bellies and the fact that she doesn’t like to eat the watermelon ones, but she likes to bite into them and look at them] Oh yeah! It does sort of look like a watermelon! Jennifer: I’m leaving.

Sarah: [looking through old SCM magazines, coming across a graduate from 1989 with some big poof on his head] Yeah, well, he’s Russian. Jennifer: So did he have to get the hair from everyone in Russia put on his head before he came here? Sarah: No! He’s Russian and that’s a big furry hat on his head. Jennifer: Oh.

Melissa: [Photoshopping a picture of Veronika with some help from Sarah.] Sarah: Karyne, I’m sorry I’m digitally touching your girlfriend’s boob. Karyne: I don’t even have an answer for that.

Melissa: You’re lying. Karyne: [Not hearing her correctly] I’m color blind?!

Karyne: Maybe we should go for cheese steak today? Sarah: No, no cheese steak. And anyway, it’s Margaret’s birthday. We’re having cake today. Karyne: You’re right. That’s just too much “–ake” in one day. Sarah: I friggin’ LOVE you!

Sarah: They have my favorite drink. A Drunken Bastard. It has… [lists a bunch of gross alcohol that I couldn’t quite catch] Karyne: That sounds like hell. Melissa: That sounds like Sarah.

Karyne: [Entering Sarah and Melissa’s office] Woot! Melissa: Buuuuurp buuuuurp. Karyne and Sarah: [laughing uncontrollably]

Karyne: We're here for an Internet conference. You know, "the Web."

Karyne: I love Zanoodles. You can get a sandwich, salad, and then get a chocolate bar. Melissa: Oohmygod, they have a taco bar at Zanotto’s? Karyne: Dude, I said “chocolate bar.” Melissa: Who says “chocolate bar”? Say: Candy bar.

Karyne: You know, on myface.com. Sarah: Yeah. Karyne: I wonder what happens if you really go to myface.com… nevermind, it’s probably a porn site.