Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy

Based on the Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Movies and all those Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Series, Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd n Eddy is a series featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have 2 Thomas stories. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-7 can be used. No stories from Season 8-present allowed.

Minor Guest Stars

 * Schemer
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr)

Thomas Stories

 * Thomas Gets Tricked (The Ed-Touchables)
 * Edward Helps Out (Nagged To An Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * Percy Takes The Plunge (Pop Goes The Ed)
 * The Trouble With Mud (Over Your Ed)

Trivia

 * "Percy Takes The Plunge" is restored

Thomas Stories

 * Thomas Meets The Queen (Sir Ed-A-Lot)
 * A Big Day For Thomas

Quotes

 * Sarah: Bye Bye!
 * Eddy: Ed! Get me out!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: You really like being a queen, don't you, Sarah?
 * Jimmy: AAAHHHH!!!!!! A little man!!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Relax, Jimmy. I am not going to hurt you. Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service.
 * Jimmy: H-hi, Mr. Conductor. How did you know my name?
 * Mr. Conductor: My friends, the Eds told me about you.
 * Sarah: And me?
 * Mr. Conductor: Absolutely, I remember you when I first arrived at Peach Creek and I have a friend named Thomas The Tank Engine along with many others on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Jimmy: Ooh... I want to hear about him!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I heard the other day, Thomas had met the queen.
 * Jimmy: Thomas met the queen?!
 * Eddy: I bet that queen wasn't a spoiled brat like Sarah!
 * Sarah: I HEARD THAT, STUPID!
 * Eddy: (groans)
 * Sarah: Tell me and Prince Jimmy about the queen, Mr. Conductor.
 * Edd: Yes, please tell us about it, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh yes.... (Blows whistle and "Thomas Meets The Queen" begins)

Trivia

 * Some of the scenes come from the Shining Time Station episode, "Queen For A Day"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mind That Bike (George Carlin, Read All About Ed)
 * 2) Something in the Air (Alec Baldwin, Quick Shot Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis (An Ed Too Many)
 * 2) One Good Turn (Ed N Seek)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Sarah's very fond of you all of a sudden, Edd.
 * Edd: I only wish to be given my space, Mr. Conductor.
 * Eddy: Yeah! And I want to focus on my scam without her messing it up!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well you know she'd be good friends with? Mavis.
 * Ed: Who is she, Mr. C?
 * Eddy: I'll bet she wasn't as big of a pain as Sarah.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Mavis wasn't always the way she used to be. Let me tell you guys about her. (blows whistle and "Mavis" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes The Diesel (Look into my Eds)
 * 2) Toad Stands By (Tag Yer Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: You get quite a laugh out of hypnotizing people, Eddy. Reminds me of Diesel's mishap on his 1st workday on the Island of Sodor.
 * Edd: Who's Diesel and what's so comical about a mishap?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me explain. (Blows whistle and "Pop Goes The Diesel" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Wrestling can be quite brutal, but I believe if you have faith in yourself, you can pull through. I remember Toad helped get rid of a nasty freight car S.C Ruffey and what a dreadful time he gave to poor Oliver.
 * Edd: Who are those 3, Mr. Conductor? I've never known anybody named Toad.
 * Eddy: Yeah, Mr. C. Ain't toads that kind of frog?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well Toad isn't "a" toad, but a breakvan named Toad. I'll tell you the story now, this will be much needed inspiration for you. (Blows whistle and "Toad Stands By" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved From Scrap (George Carlin, Dawn of the Eds)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin, Virt-Ed-Go)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (Who, What, Where, Ed!)
 * 2) Henry's Forest (Keeping up with the Eds)

Quote 1

 * Edd: That'll take weeks.


 * Eddy: Not with what I got. C'mon, Frankenstein.


 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor. I could only say that whatever Eddy does, he makes things worse!


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, maybe Eddy will surprise you and everything will pan out. In fact, didn't it work out for Henry and his forest?


 * Edd: Henry's Forest? I've no memory of that.


 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I've never told you about Henry and his forest? How Sad (Blows Whistle and "Henry's Forest" begins)

Quote 2

 * Thomas: But What? We can't mend broken trees.


 * (then the steam filled up the screen returning us to Edd's backyard)


 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, why have you stopped? What's to become of the forest?


 * Mr. Conductor: I'm afraid it will have to wait. You and I should get to work on repairing the backyard.


 * Edd: Right-O!


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, shall we get to work?

Quote 3

 * Ed: Sarah's fine.


 * Mr. Conductor: You know Ed, you were just as concerned about Sarah the same way as Henry when a storm damaged his forest.


 * Ed: What happened?


 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you about it.


 * Eddy: Yeah yeah yeah, just hurry up and tell, I've got jawbreakers to buy.


 * Mr. Conductor: Patience Eddy, please. Now where was I... oh yes! Henry's Forest. (Blows whistle and continues telling "Henry's Forest")

Trivia

 * 2nd time a Thomas story is put in 2 parts. The 1st being was in "Mr. Conductor & Elmo saves Christmas"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) No Joke for James (Fool on the Ed)
 * 2) Tender Engines (A Boy and his Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Conductor (It's Way Ed)
 * 2) The Runaway (Laugh Ed Laugh)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy's gone as out of control as Thomas did when he returned from the works!
 * Edd: Was Thomas out of control from the lack of working on his branch line? I know I'd go crazy without my usual routine.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, something else was wrong. Let me start on the start and begin at the beginning. (Blows whistle and "The Runaway" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (Eds-Aggerate)
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars (Oath to an Ed)

Quotes

 * Eddy: Kev's such a sap! Muckey boys.
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't think that was a very good idea, Eddy.
 * Eddy: It's just a fib, Mr. C. Kevin would kill me if he knew what really happened.
 * Edd: No, Mr. Conductor's right, Eddy. The truth should've been revealed.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed. In fact, some lies had been going around on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Edd: You mean even the engines have lied?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you. It's a story about.... telling stories! (Blows whistle and "Diesel's Devious Deed" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Fish (A Glass of Warm Ed)
 * 2) Whistles and Sneezes (Flea Bitten Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Funnel (Button Yer Ed)
 * 2) All at Sea (Avast Ye Eds)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: At least Eddy won't need a new voice. I remember my friend, Peter Sam had an accident and needed a new funnel?
 * Ed: Who?
 * Edd: Who exactly is Peter Sam, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Peter Sam is a small green tank engine, sort of like Percy, but he lives on another part of the Island Of Sodor known as the narrow-gauge railway. I'll tell you about it.
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: Well, that was a splendid ending for Peter Sam. However, Eddy couldn't just get a new voice if his old one never returned.
 * Mr. Conductor:True,but right now Eddy must cope the best he can with his bell.
 * Rolf: Rolf enjoys good food and a memorable story! Thank you, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Rolf.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Ed)
 * 2) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (Ready, Set...Ed!)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) No Sleep for Cranky (Knock, Knock Who's Ed?)
 * 2) Gordon and the Gremlin (One + One = Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Breaks the Rules (Know It All Ed)
 * 2) A New Friend for Thomas (Dear Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: You know. Eddy The way you are trying to keep the kids in order reminds me about the time Thomas got into trouble by the police.
 * Edd: (gasp) Thomas got into trouble by the police?!
 * Eddy: Did Thomas have to pay a fine, too?
 * Mr. Conductor: Not exactly, but Thomas was "dangerous to the public". Let me show you what I mean. (Blows whistle and "Thomas Breaks The Rules" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Johnny, making a friend is not all that bad... unless that person doesn't look or act right.
 * Johnny: What do you mean, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, making a friend helps you get to know somebody, especially to show you what they can do. My friend Thomas was impressed when his new friend Trevor showed him a thing or two.
 * Jonny: (sadly) Who's Trevor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Aw, cheer up, Johnny. Trevor is a traction engine who was saved from scrap by Edward The Blue Engine. I'll tell you the story. (Blows whistle and "A New Friend For Thomas" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry (Hands Across Ed)
 * 2) Dunkin' Duncan (Floss Your Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Losing a tooth requires a lot of patience, Eddy.
 * Eddy: PATIENCE?! If I don't yank that tooth out by tonight, I'm jawbreakerless!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Being impatient does not always fix the problem. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Duncan?
 * Eddy: Who the heck's Duncan?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Duncan is a narrow gauge engine. He works hard, but has a nasty attitude.
 * Edd: Sounds just like our Eddy
 * Eddy: (angrily) Really, Mr. C! What did Duncan ever do that was as profitable as Ed's tooth?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Duncan was trying to get his work done faster. Let me tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "Dunkin Duncan" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Alec Baldwin, In Like Ed)
 * 2) Thomas and Stepney (George Carlin, Who Let the Ed In?)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday (Alec Baldwin, Home Cooked Eds)
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up (George Carlin, Rambling Ed)

Quotes

 * Ed: I'm a cowboy! Bang Bang!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi Rolf. Everything going fine with the Eds?
 * Rolf: A Burden has been placed on Rolf.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sometimes it takes time to get used to having new company around. Take the story of Oliver-
 * Rolf: A Store of Olives? No thank you. I am not hungry.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, I mean the story of Oliver The Great Western Engine, when he was still new to The Island Of Sodor. Well, You can't take it unless I give it to you. Right? (Blows whistle and "Oliver Owns Up" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (Alec Baldwin, To Sir with Ed)
 * 2) Wrong Road (George Carlin, Key to my Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin, Honor Thy Ed)
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin, Scrambled Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble [S2] (Urban Ed)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (Stop, Look and Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Eddy, you've certainly spread the No Rules Rule word to the other kids.
 * Edd: At least you and I know best to follow rules and regulations, Mr. Conductor.
 * Eddy: Oh well, Looks like you guys will miss out on skating in the wet cement rink.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Eddy, rules and regulations have to be followed in order to keep us safe and in order. On the Island Of Sodor, there are many rules and regulations that must be obeyed, and when the engines forget that, things can go very wrong. Take the story of Duck's first workday on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Edd: I don't think we ever heard that one, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I didn't tell you about when Duck first arrived in the yard? How sad. (Blows whistle and "Duck Takes Charge" begins)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars hosting his radio show again from "Is Anybody There?" as part of a City Attraction in "Urban Ed"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes To Breakfast [told by George Carlin] (Rent A Ed)
 * 2) Bye George! [told by Alec Baldwin] (Shoo Ed)

Quotes
Quote 2
 * Mr. Conductor: Now think about this first, Eddy. After all, You and Ed have caused alot of damage today.
 * Eddy: Ah, What could happen?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well for one, You could end up as bad as Thomas. He didn't think and he had quite an accident. Well, Let me tell you about it. (Blows Whistle and "Thomas Comes To Breakfast" Begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: This plan of getting rid of Johnny from others sounds rather underhanded, Eddy. In fact, Johnny's just as big of a bother as George.
 * Edd: George? Would that be the one who failed to deliver the controller to his wife's party?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed. But I'm afraid he's caused the engines alot of trouble. (blows whistle and "Bye George!" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Ed in a Half Shell)
 * 2) A Better View for Gordon (Mirror, Mirror on the Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Attraction (George Carlin, Hot Buttered Ed)
 * 2) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Angelis, High Heeled Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Eddy, being angry that Kevin took your spot doesn't always fix the problem. Bulstrode was acting the same way with the freight cars until he was taught a lesson.


 * Eddy: Who the heck is Bulstrode?!


 * Edd: And what kind of name is Bulstrode, Mr. Conductor? I've never known somebody named Bulstrode.


 * Mr. Conductor: He's a very impatient and ill-tempered barge. Percy soon found that out for himself. I'll tell you about it.


 * Edd: And PLEASE Mr. Conductor, make it quick! I must find more sunscreen!


 * Mr. Conductor: Patience, Edd. Just try to calm down. Now where was I? (Blows Whistle and "Special Attraction" Begins)

Quote 2

 * (Mr. Conductor's Cousin Appears)


 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Jimmy.


 * (Jimmy screams)


 * Jimmy: Who are you?!


 * Mr. Conductor: Relax, Jimmy. I'm not going to hurt you. Allow me to properly introduce myself. My name is Ringo but you may call me Mr. Conductor.


 * Jimmy: I have a friend named Mr. Conductor, too!


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, he is my cousin. He went go-karting with your other lads. Unfortunately, he has to watch the lads race together because he is much too short to drive.


 * Jimmy: Mr. Conductor, why do you have a butterfly net?


 * Mr. Conductor: I'm going to catch some butterflies. And by the way, you get along with Sarah and Nazz very well. My friend Thomas most recently got along with his new friend Emily.


 * Jimmy: Gee wilikers, Mr. C! Who is Emily?


 * Mr. C: She is a very beautiful engine. I'll tell you about her. And by the way, Jimmy, never beat a golden monarch butterfly in a game of cards. They get angry! (Blows Whistle and "Emily's New Coaches" begins)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) guest stars in "High Heeled Ed".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (Fa-La-La-La-Ed)
 * 2) Rusty helps Peter Sam (Cry Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin, Wish You Were Ed)
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas (George Carlin, Momma's Little Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Granpuff (George Carlin, Once Upon An Ed)
 * 2) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin, For Your Ed Only)

Quote 1

 * Johnny: Boy, this story stinks!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Johnny: Hey, Mr. Conductor, you know any good story that Plank and I would like?
 * Mr. Conductor: What story would you like?
 * Johnny: Plank and I want a real story like Dr. Octopus' Gardens, Silver Hammers, and Mr. Kite! Ooh! Even a story on the Island Of Sodor!
 * Eddy: Really?! What does the Island Of Sodor have to do with a jawbreaker bank?!
 * Edd: Hush, Eddy. Mr. Conductor's going to tell us a story.
 * Eddy: (groans)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, we got a big audience tonight.
 * Johnny: Oh, I'm so excited, Plank!
 * Mr. Conductor: This is a story about a story. (Blows whistle and "Granpuff" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Baldwin, It Came From Outer Ed)
 * 2) Home At Last (George Carlin, 3 Squares And An Ed)

Quotes

 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, perhaps you can aid me in figuring out what Ed expects to accomplish with this scam and what it's all about?
 * Mr. Conductor: I wish I knew, Edd. But Ed's scam with rocks, Q's, the way Eddy's dressed has got me stumped. This reminds me a lot of the time Rusty thought he was being watched.
 * Edd: Rusty? Being watched? By who? Or what if I may ask?
 * Mr. Conductor: You won't believe it when I tell you. (blows whistle and "Rusty and the Boulder" begins)
 * (After the Story)
 * Edd: Gracious. I would never have imagined a diesel like Rusty believe he was being watched by an inanimate object. Although I'd rather move heavy rocks than a boulder..

Quote 2

 * Eddy: I know a way to bust Ed outta here so that even he won't know he's missing.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think that's a very good idea, Eddy. Ed will get into even more trouble, you and even Edd will, too.
 * Eddy: Aw, C'mon, Mr. C! Haven't the trains on that railway busted each other out in situations like this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, they have. Duncan was very naughty for getting stuck in a tunnel, and Skarloey had to help him out.
 * Edd: Excuse me, Mr. Conductor, but how could being trapped inside a tunnel be considered a misdemeanor? Unless It was due to irresponsibility.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's about time you found out. (Blows whistle and "Home At Last" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: My.... I didn't know that engines could misbehave by getting stuck in a tunnel, and I thought Duncan was very careless to do such a thing like that.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Sir Topham Hatt gave Duncan severe consequences. And If Eddy tries to break Ed out, he'll get severe consequences as well.
 * Eddy: *scoff* yeah, right.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin, Dim Lit Ed)
 * 2) James Learns a Lesson (George Carlin, Dim Lit Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Jack Jumps In (Michael Angelis, Will Work For Ed)
 * 2) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin, Ed, Ed And Away)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: A little work can get you far in life. But be careful my friend, my friend Jack jumped in where he didn't belong and he ended up in a nasty accident.
 * Edd: Much like Ed's first day.
 * Eddy: Who the heck's Jack?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Jack is a front loader who's very eager to work.
 * Edd: Please tell us about it, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: All right then, come along. (Blows whistle and "Jack Jumps In" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: At least Jack's friends cheered him up after his mistake. If only Ed heard that story.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Jack will get his 2nd chance. My cousin will tell you the rest of the story as he was there at the time. Now if you'll excuse me Eds, I must attend to important matters. (Disappears)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor's Cousin (Ringo Starr) guest stars in Will Work For Ed

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Goes Buzz Buzz (X Marks The Ed)
 * 2) Steamroller (From Here To Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You really hate Kevin, don't you Eddy.
 * Eddy: Yeah, I do, Mr. C! That square-headed jerk owes me a lot of money! I'm gonna get rid of him once and for all!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well getting rid of somebody isn't as easy as you think, Eddy. After all, Sir Handel found it hard to vanquish George The Steamroller. Somehow, George ended up getting back at the little engine.
 * Eddy: I bet I could show that squirt of a steamroller what for!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir Handel thought the same, but it ended quite bad for him. (Blows whistle and "Steamroller" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Daisy (Boys Will Be Eds)
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race (Ed or Tails)

Quotes

 * Eddy: Does that answer your question? You won't impress Nazz with chickens!
 * Ed: I won't?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, impressing people isn't always easy. At least Nazz isn't stubborn like Daisy.
 * Edd: Pardon me, Mr. Conductor, but who is Daisy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Remember Thomas' accident crashing into the stationmaster's house? This was that diesel railcar. Come along with me and I'll tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "Daisy" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: My, Daisy IS stubborn. I'm glad to know Nazz rather than that lazy diesel.
 * Eddy: Yeah, but I bet Nazz would love to see a strong man like me pull something as heavy as a milk truck.
 * Ed: I'll carry a gravy truck!!!!
 * Edd: Please.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin, Gimme Gimme Never Ed)
 * 2) Heroes (George Carlin, My Fair Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon, Rock-A-bye-Ed)
 * 2) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin, O-Ed-Eleven)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Fear is usually hard to handle. Reminds me of when Skarloey was afraid to cross an Old Bridge, and Rheneas had to do most of his work.
 * Edd: Perhaps Ed would like to hear it.
 * Eddy: Was Skarloey afraid the bridge was going to eat him?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't say that, but Skarloey almost ended up in serious danger. (Blows whistle and "The Old Bridge" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas (Is There An in the House?)
 * 2) A Proud Day for James (An Ed is Born)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Predicament (Brother, Can You Spare An Ed?)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (The Day the Ed Stood Still)

Quotes

 * Ed:: SARAH!!!! Dog meat!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Eddy's gotten you into hot water this time!
 * Edd: What are we to do when Sarah finds out?!
 * Eddy: You mean IF she finds out. I got it covered.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I wouldn't count on it, Eddy. After all, Percy thought he could keep the cars under control, and he ended up in a predicament as bad as this.
 * Ed: Did Percy get turned into dog meat, Mr. C?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well.... I'll tell you! (Blows whistle and "Percy's Predicament" begins)

Notes:

 * Thomas stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (George Carlin, An Ed in the Bush)
 * 2) Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin, See No Ed)

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon Takes a Dip (George Carlin, The Luck of the Ed)
 * 2) Thomas and the Rumors (Ed...Pass It On...)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 3 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play
 * 2) Bowled Out

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 4

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward's Exploit (George Carlin, Don't Rain on my Ed)
 * 2) Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin, Once Bitten, Twice Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper (George Carlin, One Size Fits Ed)
 * 2) Faulty Whistles (Alec Baldwin, Pain in the Ed)

Notes:

 * Thomas stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories:

 * 1) Harvey to the Rescue (Alec Baldwin, Ed Overboard)
 * 2) Come Out, Henry! (George Carlin, One of Those Eds)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables (They Call Him Mr. Ed)
 * 2) Old Iron (For the Ed, by the Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, you've got quite a staff working here.
 * Eddy: Just you wait, Mr. C. I'll be beyond up from here.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I wouldn't get too confident.
 * Eddy: Why?
 * Mr. Conductor: You see running a company is hard work and if the other kids aren't shown appreciation for it, a lot can go wrong. As for what can go wrong, I have to say, the big engines on the Island of Sodor have really had their share. Let me show you what I mean. (Blows whistle and "Tenders and Turntables" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Wow! I didn't know Election Day came so early. What is this election for? I'll be pleased to vote.
 * Edd: King of the Cul-De-Sac, Mr. Conductor.
 * Eddy: Yeah! And I'm gonna win this Election and rub it in Baldy and that useless hunk of wood's faces
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Eddy, you shouldn't expect what you believe is gonna happen.
 * Eddy: What makes you think that I'm not gonna win, "Mr. Confrontor"?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well for one, Boasting is never good and being doubtful about another sometimes leads them to despair whereas the other benefits. James was doubtful about Edward until he pulled through and saved him.
 * Edd: My. How brave and heroic.
 * Eddy: Yeah right. I'll believe it when I see it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then let me start on the start and begin at the beginning. (Blows whistle and "Old Iron" begins)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in "For the Ed, by the Ed"

Notes:

 * Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (Little Ed Blue)
 * 2) Four Little Engines (A Twist of Ed)

Quote 1

 * Ed: SHUT UP!!!!
 * Eddy: You shut up!!!!
 * Edd: Please! Ed's having a bad day!
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Eddy. Ed must've been tired or cranky.
 * Edd: After all, Mr. C, Ed did kick everyone out of the house and bellowed at Sarah. I didn't think that Ed 'would' do such a thing like that to his little sister.
 * Eddy: Probably cause she whines at him too much!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think that's the case. Sometimes people don't like to be bothered. Even the engines on the Island Of Sodor don't like to be bothered. Do you know who Ed's reminding me of now, that silly snob of an engine, Sir Handel!
 * Eddy: Did he kick people out and scream at them too?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you what happened, and then you will find out. (Blows whistle and "A Bad Day for Sir Handel" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Let go! I mean it, Robin! Give it back right now! Thank you! Honestly, you're starting to become a real pest!
 * Edd: At least the Kankers haven't caused you any grief or displeasure, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I have a pest, myself. Mr. Robin wants to take every snack out my hand like this cookie I was going to give to the squirrels.
 * Edd: I think that Mr. Robin is just of a pest as the Kanker Sisters.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're right, Edd. I think Mr. Robin and the Kankers are so badly behaved that I think they are no better than coaches! If you know what I mean. (Whistle sounds and "Four Little Engines" begins)

Trivia

 * In "A Twist Of Ed" Mr. Conductor does not use his whistle.
 * One of the scenes come from "Wildlife". (Mr. C's Thomas Tales)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin, Your Ed Here)
 * 2) Sleeping Beauty (George Carlin, The Good Ol' Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, guys, what's up?
 * Edd: Why, we're building our time capsules, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sounds interesting. Time Capsules hold some great surprises in future. Who knows who will discover it and what use they'll make of it? Speaking of surprises and discovery, You guys remember the story about Duke?
 * Eddy: You mean that old coot of a train you told from when we were stuck in Johnny's wall? BLECH! I can still taste Kanker lip!
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. He was trapped in his shed where the trees and bushes grew around.
 * Edd: I believe I remember that somber story before, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, but I'm afraid you didn't hear what happened the other day on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Ed: Ooh! Did Thomas run into a car of gravy?!
 * Eddy: Did Gordon fall into another ditch?
 * Edd: Oh, dear....
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't mind them. Let me-- no, I'll let Thomas remind you of that story so far.  (Blows whistle and "Sleeping Beauty" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Scarf for Percy (George Carlin, Thick as an Ed)
 * 2) The Fogman (Alec Baldwin, Sorry, Wrong Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Ed's jacket dilemma is getting in the way of the scam, but it can't be as bad as what happened to Percy on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Eddy: I'll bet he wasn't dealing with stinky cheese and jackets!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but he got into quite of a jam you might say. Come along and I'll tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "A Scarf For Percy" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Friend in Need (Alec Baldwin, Robbin' Ed)
 * 2) What's the Matter with Henry? (Michael Brandon, A Case of Ed)

Quotes

 * Ed: I'm turning into a werewolf Eddy!
 * Mr. Conductor: I feel very sorry for you, Edd.
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor. Ed and Eddy don't seem to care about me feeling this way. They just make fun of Kevin instead of taking me to a doctor. (cries)
 * Mr. Conductor: Aw, I understand Edd. Thomas and Percy were acting the same way towards Henry The Big Green Engine when he was feeling under the weather.
 * Edd: Did Henry have the same disease like me?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "What's The Matter With Henry" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bulldog (George Carlin, Run for your Ed)
 * 2) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin, Hand me Down Ed)

Quotes
Quote 2
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, this is truly terrible!
 * Edd: What appears to be the trouble, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I was playing music on my whistle when a boomerang flew by and knocked it out of my hand.
 * Edd: That wouldn't be the same one here on the ground would it?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes! I recognize it!
 * Edd: Well, it appears to look fine to me.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh? Well, hear this. (blows whistle sounding off tune) Sounds funny to me. Doesn't it sound funny to you?
 * Mr. Conductor: That boomerang is certainly causing a lot of trouble around here.
 * Eddy: Tell me about it, Mr. C. It turned Rolf into a loudmouth singer, made Sarah act nice, messed up your whistle, who else could be next?!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I bet it could help out the diesel who was brought to help Bill and Ben. He had teething troubles you know.
 * Edd: What diesel was this, Mr. Conductor?
 * Eddy: And what the heck are teething troubles?
 * Ed: Is it when your teeth act up?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Let me tell you guys about it. (blows whistle still sounding off tune and "Double Teething Troubles" begins)

Trivia

 * In "Hand Me Down Ed" instead of the boomerang changing Mr. Conductor's personality, it knocks his whistle out of his hand and makes it sound off tune.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trouble in the Shed (Stiff Upper Ed)
 * 2) Donald's Duck (Here's Mud in your Ed)

Quote 1

 * (Mr. Conductor Appears)


 * Mr. Conductor: What's the matter, Jimmy? You're crying a river of tears.


 * Jimmy: Oh, Mr. Conductor! You're not going to believe it! The Eds tricked me out of my money! (cries loudly)


 * Mr. Conductor: Calm down, Jimmy, Everything's going to be okay. I think the time has come for Eddy to be given a taste of trickery himself!


 * Jimmy: But how, Mr. C? What would Thomas and his friends say to something like this?


 * Mr. Conductor: Now there's a thought. Did I ever tell you about Donald's Duck?


 * Jimmy: Donald's Duck?


 * Mr. Conductor: Now there's a story about trickery if there ever was one. I'll tell you the story now. It might help us think of a tricky idea. (Blows whistle and "Donald's Duck" begins)


 * (Story ends)


 * Jimmy: So they did trick Donald with a duck! But what can I use?


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you can't use a duck.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Time for Trouble (Stuck in Ed)
 * 2) Bulgy (Postcards from the Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal (George Carlin)
 * 2) Edward the Really Useful Engine (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin): Cheer up, Eddy. Being old doesn't have to be all bad. A lesson Gordon learned when Edward proved himself.
 * Eddy: You mean you tell Thomas stories too?
 * Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin): Yes. Would you like to hear it?
 * Eddy: Well, alright.
 * Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin): Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle! (blows whistle and "Edward the Really Useful Engine" begins)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 4 Finale
 * In Eddy's dream where he and the others are old, he first meets Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) who tells Eddy he filled in for his cousin when he retired from Shining Time Station years ago.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Snow
 * 2) Jack Frost

Trivia

 * Even though Alec Baldwin tells both stories, George Carlin blows his whistle to start the stories

Goofs

 * In the credits when it shows what episodes the Shining Time Station clips were from, Achoo wasn't listed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train
 * 2) Rock 'n' Roll

Trivia

 * Throughout the episode Mr. Conductor doesn't get affected by Cupid Sarah & Cupid Jimmy's love arrows & helped Rolf out to stop them

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby's Discovery
 * 2) Haunted Henry

Trivia

 * Even though Alec Baldwin tells both stories, George Carlin blows his whistle to start the stories

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry to the Rescue (George Carlin, Mission Ed-Possible)
 * 2) Toby's Windmill (Michael Brandon, Every Which Way but Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 5

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Scaredy Engines (Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Cleanliness is Next to Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Edd, What's the matter?
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor, all I ask for is a shower. But instead I get a shelf of products dumped on me and a swim in the mud!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sounds like a dirty job. And one that can end up badly for everyone. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Percy?
 * Edd: I'm afraid I don't follow, Mr. Conductor. As illogical as it is, I can't see Percy scheduling a shower appointment at Le Jimmy's.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but he's still got himself in an awful mess. (blows whistle and "Percy's Chocolate Crunch" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise
 * 2) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Diseasel (I Am Curious Ed)
 * 2) A Cow on the Line (No Speak Da Ed)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Sarah: Say, Mr. C, You know where babies come from?
 * Mr. Conductor: I wish I could tell you, but I'm afraid I don't know.
 * Jimmy: But Sarah and I must know, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: The two of you must really be determined to know. From time to time, Whatever you seek is bound to come around. The twin engines, Bill and Ben were seeking where their cars went off to when they met Boco.
 * Sarah: Boco? What the heck kind of name is that?
 * Jimmy: Tell us it, Mr. Conductor! Please!
 * Mr. Conductor: I will. (blows whistle and "The Dieseasel" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (George Carlin, Cool Hand Ed)
 * 2) Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin, Too Smart for His Own Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby Had a Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin, Who's Minding the Ed?)
 * 2) Gordon and Spencer (Michael Angelis, Pick an Ed)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor's Cousin (Ringo Starr) guest stars in Pick An Ed

Thomas Stories

 * 1) You Can't Win! (Truth or Ed)
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope (This Won't Hurt an Ed)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in Truth or Ed

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Harold and the Flying Horse (Tinker Ed)
 * 2) Hooray for Thomas (The Good, the Bad and The Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves a Point (Georgr Carlin, Tight End Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Saves The Day (Alec Baldwin, Tween a Rock and an Ed Place)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in Tight End Ed

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Spotless Record (Michael Angelis, All Eds are Off)
 * 2) James in a Mess (George Carlin, Smile for the Ed)

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor's Cousin (Ringo Starr) guest stars in All Eds are Off

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase (Run Ed Run)
 * 2) Toby the Tram Engine (A Town Called Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel Does It Again
 * 2) Thomas Gets Bumped

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Trouble with Trees
 * 2) The World's Strongest Engine

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (May I Have this Ed?)
 * 2) Terence the Tractor (Look Before you Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 6 as well as the season finale, but the finale to the series is "Mr. Conductor's Adventures in Ed Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show"