The Nutcracker nail polish/The "ET" Family Song (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Lavendare to Find Courage as Old Lavender Anything Muppet Man
 * March in Uniform as Old Fat Blue Anything Muppet Man

Lyrics
Lavendare to Find Courage: Okay, everybody, you know what it's time for today?

March in Uniform: Oh, I sure do, it's time for "The Word Song".

Lavendare to Find Courage: You're right. And we've got an E and T over here and that says ET.

March in Uniform: Yep, and we got some other letters over here. So you're ready? Then let's go. (music starts) I'll start if off, all righty?

Lavendare to Find Courage: All righty.

March in Uniform: Okay, here we go.

Sung:

March in Uniform: You take an J, that's a juh

Lavendare to Find Courage: And an E-T ET

March in Uniform and Lavendare to Find Courage : You put 'em all together and they spell JET

March in Uniform: That's JET, J-E-T HOP

Lavendare to Find Courage: That's JET, J-E-T JET

March in Uniform: You take an J, that's juh

Lavendare to Find Courage: And an E-T ET

March in Uniform and Lavendare to Find Courage : You put 'em all together and they spell JET

March in Uniform: (spoken) Heh. Well, that I reckon.

Lavendare to Find Courage: (spoken) Oh, we're speeding right along.

March in Uniform: Here's one.

March in Uniform: You take an N, that's nnnnn

Lavendare to Find Courage: And an E-T ET

March in Uniform and Lavendare to Find Courage : You put 'em all together and they spell NET

March in Uniform: That's NET, N-E-T NET

Lavendare to Find Courage: That's NET, N-E-T NET

March in Uniform: You take an N, that's nnnnn

Lavendare to Find Courage: And an E-T ET

March in Uniform and Lavendare to Find Courage : You put 'em all together and they spell NET

Lavendare to Find Courage: (spoken) Hooray, isn't that a lot of fun?

March in Uniform: Okay, here we go.

March in Uniform: You take a P, that's p-uh

Lavendare to Find Courage: And an E-T ET

March in Uniform and Lavendare to Find Courage : You put 'em all together and they spell PET

March in Uniform: That's PET, P-E-T PET

Lavendare to Find Courage: That's PET, P-E-T PET

March in Uniform: You take an P, that's p-uh

Lavendare to Find Courage: And an E-T ET

March in Uniform and Lavendare to Find Courage : You put 'em all together and they spell PET

March in Uniform: (spoken) (laughing) We did that one, too, didn't we?

Lavendare to Find Courage: (spoken) Yes, indeedy.

March in Uniform: All right, last one.

March in Uniform: You take a W, that's w-uh

Lavendare to Find Courage: And an E-T ET

March in Uniform and Lavendare to Find Courage : You put 'em all together and they spell WET

March in Uniform: That's WET, W-E-T WET

Lavendare to Find Courage: That's WET, W-E-T WET

March in Uniform: You take a W, that's w-uh

Lavendare to Find Courage: And an E-T ET

March in Uniform and Lavendare to Find Courage : You put 'em all together and they spell WET

Lavendare to Find Courage: (spoken) Yeah, man! We did it!

March in Uniform: (spoken) Yessiree! We did that one, all righty!

Lavendare to Find Courage: (spoken) That was lots of fun.

March in Uniform: (spoken) Whee!