Open Sesame/Are We There Yet? (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Ernie and Bert's Red Book as Elmo

Lyrics
Ernie and Bert's Red Book: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? We've been reading books and playing games and singing silly songs. But oh, mommy, oh, daddy, oh, brother, oh, man. This car trip's getting long. We've been patient, oh so patient, Ernie and Bert's Red Book has been as good as gold. But after 18,000 kazillion miles, this car trip's getting old. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Ernie and Bert's Red Book just can't take this car seat anymore. Please say where we're going because Ernie and Bert's Red Book's bored out of his good. Are we there yet? We've been counting everything in sight. We've been having lots of fun. We've seen every color lights and plates, but okay now, Ernie and Bert's Red Book's done. We ate every snack that mama packed, we did every dot-to-dot. Now you ask if Ernie and Bert's Red Book's happy, Ernie and Bert's Red Book must say Ernie and Bert's Red Book's not. Are we there yet? Oh, are we there yet? Ernie and Bert's Red Book just can't take this car seat anymore. Please say where we're going because Ernie and Bert's Red Book's bored out of his good. Are we there yet? This teeny little window view has really lost it charm. I wanna run, I wanna hop, I wanna play, I wanna play. (Look, Ernie and Bert's Red Book, another farm.) Aaaaahhhhh!!!! Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Ernie and Bert's Red Book just can't take this car seat anymore. Please say where we're going 'cause Ernie and Bert's Red Book's bored out of his good. Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! Are we there yet? (crying) Are we there yet? We should've take a plane! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!