Sesame Street/Macadamia (from Animaniacs)

Cast

 * Big Bird as Yakko Warner
 * Elmo as Wakko Warner
 * Zoe as Dot Warner
 * Rosita as Minerva
 * Abby Cadabby as Hello Nurse
 * Forgetful Jones as Ralph T. Guard
 * Telly Monster as Pinky
 * Oscar the Grouch as The Brain
 * Baby Bear as Skippy Squirrel
 * Little Bird as Chicken Boo
 * Prairie Dawn as Slappy Squirrel

Lyrics
Big Bird and Elmo : HellOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!

Big Bird: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Zoe: I am not trying to be annoying.

Big Bird and Elmo : A i!

Zoe: I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania. (with overdubbed harmony) Am I a cutie? Absolutie! And a beauty, you can bet your patooty!

Zoe, Rosita and Abby Cadabby : But if you touch me, or even get near me, I'll have you arrested...Do you hear me?!

Big Bird and Elmo : Zoe is a nut, so they call her Macadamia. She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brainia. Each line in this song sounds pretty much the samia. Oy, Macadamia!

Forgetful Jones: Dah...

Big Bird and Elmo : ¿Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia? Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstainia Oy, Macadamia! (Elmo belches)

Zoe: Now please don't mention my brother, The one they call Elmorino!

( Elmo belches again)

Zoe: (with harmony overdub) He's always burping every hour, So I threw him out of the tower! ( Elmo yells, Dot laughs) Now, come on! What did you want me to do? He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing, so don't cross me!

Big Bird and Elmo : She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia. Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pania. Cuts and bruises you will sustainia, Oy, Macadamia!

Telly Monster: Narf!

Big Bird and Elmo : Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia. The world is the goal for Telly and the Oscaria.

Zoe: Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...

Big Bird and Elmo : Oy, Macadamia!

Oscar the Grouch: Yes! (Break it down now!)

Zoe: Don't hate me because I'm cute!

Big Bird: Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Oy, Macadamia!

Baby Bear: Spew!

Big Bird: Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Oy, Macadamia!

Little Bird: Bacawk!

( Zoe laughs, Baby Bear laughs, Telly Monster laughs, Rosita, Abby Cadabby , Baby Bear , Telly Monster and Zoe laugh)

Prairie Dawn: I don't get it, what's the joke?!

Rosita, Abby Cadabby , Baby Bear , Telly Monster and Zoe : Uhhh hhhhh hhhh hhh hhhhhh...

Big Bird: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Zoe: I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia. But you can call me by my other nameia.

Zoe, Abby Cadabby and Rosita : Louisa Francesa Banana Fana Bo Besca.

Zoe: Or just plain "Zoe", the name I flirt to. But if you call me "Franny", I'll have to hurt you!

Big Bird, Elmo and Zoe : Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Oy, Macadamia! Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Oy, Macadamia! NUTS!