Steam Roller Transcript

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Description

 * Here's the full transcript to Steam Roller.

Characters

 * Skarloey
 * Sir Handel
 * Peter Sam
 * Rusty
 * George
 * Thomas (cameo)
 * James (cameo)
 * Percy (cameo)
 * Rheneas (cameo)
 * Duncan (cameo)
 * Duke (cameo)
 * Bertie (cameo)

Transcript

 * George Carlin: Sir Handel is very proud of his big sturdy wheels. They have brought tires and whole wells to the rails. But they are unusual. One day, the other engines wouldn't stop teasing him.
 * Engines: Look at his steamroller wheels.
 * George Carlin: They joked.
 * Sir Handel: Be quiet.
 * George Carlin: Snorted Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: You're jealous.
 * Peter Sam: Don't worry.
 * George Carlin: Soothed Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: The engines all teased me about my special funnel until they learned how useful it is.
 * Sir Handel: Did you hear that?
 * George Carlin: Huffed Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: My wheels are special like Peter Sam's funnel. I can go faster than any of you.
 * George Carlin: Skarloey had a plan to make Sir Handel see sense.
 * Skarloey: With your grand wheels, Sir Handel.
 * George Carlin: Said Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: You're just the engine to tackle George.
 * Sir Handel: Who's George?
 * Skarloey: That steamroller over there.
 * George Carlin: Replied Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: Listen.
 * George Carlin: The steamroller was making rude remarks about the engines.
 * George: Railways are no good. Turn them into roads. Pull them up, turn them into roads. Railways are no good. Turn them into roads. Pull them up, turn them into roads.
 * Sir Handel: Don't worry.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: Leave him to me. I'll send him packing. George will soon get a run for his money.
 * George Carlin: Later that morning, George was at the level crossing.
 * George: Huh! You're Sir Handel, I suppose.
 * George Carlin: Sir Handel was standing no nonsense.
 * Sir Handel: And you, I suppose, are George? Yes, I've heard of you.
 * George: And I've heard of you. You swank around with your steamroller wheels, pretending you're as good as me.
 * Sir Handel: Actually, I'm better. Goodbye.
 * George Carlin: George chuffered on, fuming. Later that day, Sir Handel brought a special load down after the last train had gone. When he had reached the road he saw George travelling home. Sir Handel tried to attract his attention.
 * Sir Handel: Peep! Peep! Peep!
 * George Carlin: George took no notice. There was barely room to pass. Sir Handel was cross.
 * Sir Handel: Get out of my way, you great clumsy road hog.
 * George: Huh! I don't move for imitation steamrollers. You don't know the road. Get out of my way.
 * George Carlin: Then there was trouble.
 * (George destroys Sir Handel's train)
 * Sir Handel: Aagh!
 * George Carlin: Cried Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: That was your fault.
 * George: No it wasn't it was yours.
 * George Carlin: Everyone was arguing about who was to blame.
 * (We hear the ringing of the bike's bell)
 * Policeman: Hello, hello, hello.
 * George Carlin: Said a policeman ominously.
 * Policeman: And what's going on here?
 * George Carlin: This made everyone stop arguing. They set to work clearing up the mess instead. Next day, the workmen put up a fence between the road and the railway. Then they went away, taking George with him. Sir Handel thought he had made George go away. He talked of nothing but steamrollers.
 * Skarloey: Oh, dear.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Skarloey.
 * Skarloey: He's worse than ever. I'm sorry my plan was no good.
 * Rusty: Never mind.
 * George Carlin: Said Rusty.
 * Rusty: We'll think of something else.
 * George Carlin: But they had no need to do that. Some boys arrived instead. They pointed to the engine and cried...
 * Boy: Look! Here's Sir Handel. He tried to race a steamroller, but the steam roller nearly beat him.
 * George Carlin: Sir Handel never mention steamrollers now.