Random Grouches/Banana Phone (by Raffi)

Cast

 * Mordicus as Raffi

Lyrics
Mordicus: Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop! Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone I've got this feeling, so appealing, For us to Get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches, It's the best! Beats the rest! Cellular, Modular, Interactive-odular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop! Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone It's no baloney, it ain't a phony! My cellular bananular phone!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes, To call a friend of mine! Don't need computer or TV, To have a real good time! I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat. I'll call the white house, have a chat! I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Bejing-jing-jing-jing!

Yeah!

Play that thing!

Whooo Hoo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop Yin yang yin yang yin yang ying yonana phone It's a real live mama and papa phone, A brother and sister and a dogaphone, A grandpa phone and a gramophone too! Oh Yeah! My cellular, bananular phone!

Banana phone, ring ring ring! ( Moishe Oofnik: It's a phone with appeal! ) Banana phone, ring ring ring! ( Moishe Oofnik: Now you can have your phone and eat it too! ) Banana phone, ring ring ring! ( Moishe Oofnik: This song drives me, Bananas! ) Banana phone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!