Grouch (RS Mr. Conductor and Friends episode)

Grouch is the twelfth episode of the fourth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the ninetieth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends, Steam Roller.

Cast

 * Bashful (from Snow White) as Skarloey
 * Sneezy (from Snow White) as Rheneas
 * Grumpy (from Snow White) as Sir Handel
 * Happy (from Snow White) as Peter Sam
 * Sleepy (from Snow White) as Rusty
 * Dopey (from Snow White) as Duncan
 * Doc (from Snow White) as Duke
 * Oscar (from Sesame Street) as George
 * Joe Swanson (from Family Guy) as The Crovan's Gate Policeman
 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas (cameo)
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James (cameo)
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy (cameo)
 * Ten Cents (from TUGS) as Bertie (cameo)
 * Phil (from Rugrats) as Stephen Hatt (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Grumpy is very proud of his big feet. They hold him well to the ground, but they are unusual.

One day, the other dwarfs wouldn't stop teasing him."

Bashful, Sneezy, Happy, Dopey and Doc: "Look at his grouch feet!"

Narrator: "They joked."

Grumpy: "Be quiet!"

Narrator: "Snorted Grumpy."

Grumpy: "You're jealous!"

Happy: "Don't worry."

Narrator: "Soothed Happy."

Happy: "The dwarfs all teased me about my special hat, until they learned how useful it is."

Grumpy: "Did you hear that?"

Narrator: "Huffed Grumpy."

Grumpy: "My feet are special, like Happy's hat! I can go faster than any of you."

Narrator: "Bashful had a plan to make Grumpy see sense."

Bashful: "With your grand feet, Grumpy,"

Narrator: "Said Bashful,"

Bashful: "You're just the dwarf to tackle Oscar."

Grumpy: "Who's Oscar?"

Bashful: "That grouch over there."

Narrator: "Replied Bashful."

Bashful: "Listen."

Narrator: "The grouch was making rude remarks about the dwarfs."

Oscar: "Roads are no good, turn them into garbage, pull em' up, turn them into garbage! Roads are no good, tun them into garbage, pull em' up, turn them into garbage!"

Grumpy: "Don't worry."

Narrator: "Said Grumpy."

Grumpy: "Leave him to me. I'll send him packing.

Oscar will soon get a run for his money."

Narrator: "Later that morning, Oscar was at the crossing."

Oscar: "Huh."

Narrator: "He said."

Oscar: "You're Grumpy, I suppose."

Narrator: "Grumpy was standing no nonsense."

Grumpy: "And you, I suppose, are Oscar? Yes, I've heard of you."

Grumpy: "And I've heard of you. You swank around with your grouch feet, pretending you're as good as me."

Grumpy: "Actually,"

Narrator: "Retorted Grumpy."

Grumpy: "I'm better. Good-bye."

Narrator: "Oscar chuffered on, fuming.

Later that day, Grumpy brought a special load down after the last dwarf had gone.

When he had reached the road, he saw Oscar trundling home. Grumpy tried to attract his attention."

Grumpy: "Peep peep peep!"

Narrator: "Oscar took no notice. There was barely room to pass."

Grumpy was cross."

Grumpy: "Get out of my way, you great clumsy garbage hog!"

Oscar: "Ha! I don't move for imitation grouches."

Narrator: "Huffed Oscar. They rumbled along as the insults continued.

Then there was trouble."

(CRASH!)

Grumpy: "Aaah!"

Narrator: "Cried Grumpy."

Grumpy: "That was your fault."

Oscar: "No it wasn't. It was yours."

Narrator: "Everyone was arguing over who was to blame."

Joe Swanson: "Hello, hello, hello."

Narrator: "Said Joe Swanson, ominously."

Joe Swanson: "And what's going on here?"

Narrator: "This made everyone stop arguing. They set to work clearing up the mess instead.

Next day, they put up a fence between the roads.

Then, they went away, taking Oscar with them.

Grumpy thought he had made Score go away.

He talked of nothing but grouches ponies."

Bashful: "Oh, dear."

Narrator: "Whispered Bashful."

Bashful: "He's worse than ever. I'm sorry my plan was no good."

Sleepy: "Never mind."

Narrator: "Said Sleepy."

Sleepy: "We'll think of something else."

Narrator: "But they had no need to do that.

Some boys arrived instead. They pointed to Grumpy and cried,"

Boys: "Look, here's Grumpy. He tried to race a grouch, but the grouch nearly beat him!"

Narrator: "Grumpy never mentions grouches now."