Just Dance/Tall Short Texans (from Elmo's Lowdown Hoedown)

Cast

 * Kiss You P2 as Big Bird
 * Groove P1 as Elmo

Lyrics
Kiss You P2: Well I'm a tall, tall Texan I'm talking tall, tall, tall (He comes from Texas and he's really tall) I change a light bulb easy I play great basketball (He's great at light bulbs and at basketball) Even the longest long-johns Are always way too small (The longest long-johns always way too small)

Groove P1: Tutter's a short, short Texan He's talking real petite (He comes from Texas and he's real petite) Tutter has tripped my share of bad guys So better watch your feet (He trips up bad guys, better watch your feet) (spoken) Not you, Kiss You P2. Even one tiny little meatball Is way too big to eat (One tiny meatball's way too big to eat)

Kiss You P2: Yeah, when I drop my toothpick There's just one guy to call

Groove P1: Ya call a short, short Texan 'Cause it's too low for y'all And when Groove P1 need some boosting To hop onto my horse

Kiss You P2: You call a tall, tall Texan Like your buddy, of course

Groove P1: (spoken) Of course! Hee-haw! (scatting) Yeah!

Kiss You P2: Well, I'm a tall, tall Texan Hitting the dusty trail (He's a tall Texan 'bout to hit the trail)

Groove P1: Kiss You P2. (coughing) Boy, it sure is dusty. Next to a short, short Texan We stick together without fail (They're gonna stick together without fail)

Kiss You P2  and  Groove P1 :  We'd like to thank you folks for listening' To this here short tall tale (laughing)