Trouble in the House

Trouble in the House is the sixteenth episode of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Trouble in the Shed.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Edd (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) as Edward
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry (does not speak)
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James (does not speak)
 * Patty (from The Simpsons) as Annie (does not speak)
 * Selma (from The Simpsons) as Clarabel (does not speak)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "Mayor Adam West sat in his office listening to the noise outside. The passengers were angry. The stationmaster came in."

Stationmaster: "There's trouble in the house, sir. Homer is sulking, there are no flowers and the passengers are saying this is a bad land."

Mayor Adam West: "Indeed."

Narrator: "Said Mayor West."

Mayor Adam West: "We cannot allow that."

Narrator: "He found Garfield, Schemer and Homer looking very cross."

Mayor Adam West: "Come along, Homer. It's time your flowers are ready."

Garfield: "Homer's not going!"

Narrator: "Said Garfield."

Garfield: "We won't arrange like common TV Characters. That was RS Mr. Conductor's job. We are important big TV Characters. You fetch our flowers, and we will take them. Big TV Characters don't arrange!"

Mayor Adam West: "Oh, indeed!"

Narrator: "Said Mayor West."

Mayor Adam West: "We'll see about that. Characters on my land do as they are told."

Narrator: "And he hurried away to find Edd."

Mayor Adam West: "The yard's never been the same since RS Mr. Conductor left to run his route."

Narrator: "He thought sadly.

Edd was arranging goombas."

Mayor Adam West: "Leave those goombas please, Edd."

Narrator: "Said Mayor West."

Mayor Adam West: "I want you to fetch flowers for me in the yard."

Edd: "Thank you, sir. That will be a nice change."

Mayor Adam West: "That's a good kid. Off you go then."

Narrator: "So Edd found flowers for the big TV Characters and that day the lines ran as usual.

But next morning, Edd looked unhappy. Garfield came clanking past kicking dirt as usual."

Mayor Adam West: "Bless me!"

Narrator: "Said Mayor West."

Mayor Adam West: "What a noise!"

Edd: "They all kicked dirt at me, sir."

Narrator: "Answered Edd."

Edd: "They say big TV Characters don't arrange, and last night, they said I have black shoes. I haven't, have I sir?"

Mayor Adam West: "No, Edd. You have nice blue ones, and I'm proud of you. Big TV Characters do arrange. But all the same, we do need another little TV Character here."

Narrator: "We went to a workshop, and they showed him all sorts of characters.

At last, we saw a nice little boy with a red shirt."

Mayor Adam West: "That's the one."

Narrator: "He thought."

Mayor Adam West: "If I choose you, will you work hard?"

Bart: "Oh, sir. Yes, sir."

Mayor Adam West: "That's a good character. I'll call you 'Bart'."

Bart: "Yes, sir. Thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Said Bart. And Mayor West brought him back to the yard."

Mayor Adam West: "Edd,"

Narrator: "He called."

Mayor Adam West: "Here's Bart. Will you show him everything?"

Narrator: "Bart soon learned what he had to do, and they had a happy afternoon.

Then, Homer came by, kicking as usual."

Bart: "Wheesh!"

Narrator: "Went Bart. Homer jumped and ran back to the house."

Edd: "How beautifully you wheeshed him."

Narrator: "Laughed Edd."

Edd: "I can't wheesh like that."

Bart: "Oh."

Narrator: "Said Bart."

Bart: "That's nothing. You should here them in the workshop. You have to wheesh loudly to make yourself heard."

Narrator: "Next morning, RS Mr. Conductor arrived."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Mayor West sent for me. I expect he wants help."

Narrator: "He said to Edd."

Edd: "Sh. Here he comes."

Narrator: "Replied Edd."

Mayor Adam West: "Well done, RS Mr. Conductor. You've been quick. Listen, Homer, Garfield and Schemer are sulking. They say they won't arrange like common TV Characters. So I have shut them up, and I want you both to run the path for a while."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Common TV Characters, indeed!"

Narrator: "Snorted RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "We'll show them!"

Mayor Adam West: "And Bart will help too."

Bart: "Oh, sir. Yes, sir. Please, sir."

Narrator: "Answered Bart.

Edd and RS Mr. Conductor worked the main path, greeting each other as they pass by. Bart puffed along the branch path. RS Mr. Conductor was anxious about Patty and Selma, but both driver and guard promised to take care of them.

There were fewer lines of flowers, but the passengers didn't mind. They knew that three other TV Characters were having a lesson.

Garfield, Schemer and Homer were cold, lonely and miserable. They wished now they hadn't been so silly."