Down The Mine Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to Down The Mine.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Gordon
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Annie and Clarabel

Ringo Starr US version

 * Ringo Starr: One day, Thomas was at the junction when Gordon shuffled in with some freight cars.
 * Thomas: Phew!
 * Ringo Starr: Remarked Thomas
 * Thomas: What a funny smell. Can you smell a smell?
 * Annie: I can't smell a smell.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Annie.
 * Thomas: A funny musty sort of smell.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas.
 * Gordon: No one noticed until you did.
 * Ringo Starr: Grumbled Gordon.
 * Gordon: It must be yours.
 * Ringo Starr: Not long ago, he had fallen into a dirty ditch. Thomas enjoyed teasing him about it.
 * Thomas: Annie, Clarabel, do you know what I think it is? It's ditchwater.
 * Ringo Starr: Before Gordon could answer, Thomas puffed away. Annie and Clarabel could hardly believe their ears.
 * Annie: He's dreadfully rude I feel quite ashamed.
 * Clarabel: I feel quite ashamed he's dreadfully rude.
 * Ringo Starr: And to Thomas they said.
 * Annie and Clarabel: You mustn't be rude, you make us ashamed.
 * Ringo Starr: But Thomas didn't care a bit.
 * Thomas: That was funny, that was funny.
 * Ringo Starr: He chuckled. He felt very pleased with himself. Annie and Clarabel were deeply shocked. They have great respect for Gordon The Big Engine. Thomas left the coaches at the station and went off to a mine for some cars. Long ago, miners digging there have made tunnels under the ground. Their roofs are strong enough to hold up cars but not the weight of engines. A large notice warns them not to enter the area: Danger! Engines must not pass this board.
 * Thomas: Silly old board.
 * Ringo Starr: Thought Thomas. He had often tried to pass it but had never succeeded. But this morning he had made a plan. The fireman went to throw the switch.
 * Thomas: Now for my plan!
 * Ringo Starr: Huffed Thomas. Bumping the cars fiercely he jerked his driver off the footplate and followed them into the siding.
 * Thomas' Driver: Come back!
 * Ringo Starr: Yelled his driver.
 * (A loud splash is heard as Thomas falls to the mine)
 * Thomas: Fire and smoke!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I'm sunk.
 * Ringo Starr: And he was.
 * Thomas: Oh, dear.
 * Ringo Starr: He said.
 * Thomas: I am a silly engine.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And a very naughty one, too. I saw you!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Thomas: Please let me out. I won't do it again.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm not sure. We can't lift you out with the cranes. The ground's not firm enough. Hmm, let me see. I wonder if Gordon could pull you out.
 * Thomas: Yes sir.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas. But he didn't want to meet Gordon just yet.
 * Gordon: Down the mine is he? Ha! ha! ha!
 * Ringo Starr: Laughed Gordon.
 * Gordon: What a joke! Boop boop! Little Thomas, we'll have your out in a couple of puffs.
 * Ringo Starr: Strong cables were fastened between the two engines.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Are you ready? Heave!
 * (Gordon pulls Thomas out of the mine)
 * Ringo Starr: It was a lot harden than they all thought. At last Thomas was free.
 * Thomas: I'm sorry I was cheeky.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas.
 * Gordon: That's all right, Thomas. You made me laugh.
 * Ringo Starr: Replied Gordon.
 * Gordon: I'm in disgrace.
 * Thomas: So am I.
 * Ringo Starr: Huffed Thomas.
 * Gordon: Why so you are Thomas. Shall we form an alliance. You help me and I help you.
 * Thomas: Right you are.
 * Ringo Starr: Agreed Thomas.
 * Gordon: Good. That's settled.
 * Ringo Starr: Rumbled Gordon. And buffer to buffer the allies puffed home.
 * (Gordon's whistle toots and Thomas' whistle toots)

George Carlin version

 * George Carlin: One day, Thomas was at the junction when Gordon shuffled in with some freight cars.
 * Thomas: Phew!
 * George Carlin: Remarked Thomas
 * Thomas: What a funny smell. Can you smell a smell?
 * Annie: I can't smell a smell.
 * George Carlin: Said Annie.
 * Thomas: A funny musty sort of smell.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Gordon: No one noticed until you did.
 * George Carlin: Grumbled Gordon.
 * Gordon: It must be yours.
 * George Carlin: Not long ago, he had fallen into a dirty ditch. Thomas enjoyed teasing him about it.
 * Thomas: Annie, Clarabel, do you know what I think it is? It's ditchwater.
 * George Carlin: Before Gordon could answer, Thomas puffed away. Annie and Clarabel could hardly believe their ears.
 * Annie: He's dreadfully rude I feel quite ashamed.
 * Clarabel: I feel quite ashamed he's dreadfully rude.
 * George Carlin: And to Thomas they said.
 * Annie and Clarabel: You mustn't be rude, you make us ashamed.
 * George Carlin: But Thomas didn't care a bit.
 * Thomas: That was funny, that was funny.
 * George Carlin: He chuckled. He felt very pleased with himself. Annie and Clarabel were deeply shocked. They have great respect for Gordon The Big Engine. Thomas left the coaches at the station and went off to a mine for some cars. Long ago, miners digging there have made tunnels under the ground. Their roofs are strong enough to hold up cars but not the weight of engines. A large notice warns them not to enter the area: Danger! Engines must not pass this board.
 * Thomas: Silly old board.
 * George Carlin: Thought Thomas. He had often tried to pass it but had never succeeded. But this morning he had made a plan. The fireman went to throw the switch.
 * Thomas: Now for my plan!
 * George Carlin: Huffed Thomas. Bumping the cars fiercely he jerked his driver off the footplate and followed them into the siding.
 * Thomas' Driver: Come back!
 * George Carlin: Yelled his driver.
 * (A loud splash is heard as Thomas falls to the mine)
 * Thomas: Fire and smoke!
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I'm sunk.
 * George Carlin: And he was.
 * Thomas: Oh, dear.
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Thomas: I am a silly engine.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And a very naughty one, too. I saw you!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Thomas: Please let me out. I wont do it again.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm not sure. We can't lift you out with the cranes. The ground's not firm enough. Hmm, let me see. I wonder if Gordon could pull you out.
 * Thomas: Yes sir.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas. But he didn't want to meet Gordon just yet.
 * Gordon: Down the mine is he? Ha! ha! ha!
 * George Carlin: Laughed Gordon.
 * Gordon: What a joke! Boop boop! Little Thomas, we'll have your out in a couple of puffs.
 * George Carlin: Strong cables were fastened between the two engines.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Are you ready? Heave!
 * (Gordon pulls Thomas out of the mine)
 * George Carlin: It was a lot harden than they all thought. At last Thomas was free.
 * Thomas: I'm sorry I was cheeky.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Gordon: That's all right, Thomas. You made me laugh.
 * George Carlin: Replied Gordon.
 * Gordon: I'm in disgrace.
 * Thomas: So am I.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Thomas.
 * Gordon: Why so you are Thomas. Shall we form an alliance. You help me and I help you.
 * Thomas: Right you are.
 * George Carlin: Agreed Thomas.
 * Gordon: Good. That's settled.
 * George Carlin: Rumbled Gordon. And buffer to buffer the allies puffed home.
 * (Gordon's whistle toots and Thomas' whistle toots)