Muppets/Song of a Sorry Monkey (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Andy Pig as Joey Monkey
 * Floyd Pepper as Gordon
 * Zoot as Jamal
 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Randy Pig as Davey Monkey

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog: Especially for you.

Randy Pig: Yeah? For me? Ooh, how thoughtful! Let's see it!

Kermit the Frog: Okay, everybody! Hit it!

Floyd Pepper and Zoot : He's sorry! He's sorry! He's so very sorry!

Andy Pig: You know, roses are red, and violets are blue, I'm sorry I didn't share that banana for you.

Floyd Pepper and Zoot : He's sorry he didn't share that banana! With you!

Andy Pig: You know, the sky is blue, and the grass is green, not sharing that banana was awfully mean.

Floyd Pepper and Zoot : He said not sharing that banana was awfully mean!

Floyd Pepper: Awfully mean.

Andy Pig: I'm sorry.

Floyd Pepper and Zoot : He's sorry!

Andy Pig: What I did was a terrible shame! I'm sorry.

Floyd Pepper and Zoot : He's sorry!

Andy Pig: But I only have myself to blame! Well, olives are green and sometimes they're black, Wish there could be times that I could turn back.

Floyd Pepper and Zoot : He wishes he could turn him, turn him back!

Floyd Pepper: (scatting)

Andy Pig: But if I had to do it over, oh yes, it's true. I'll take that banana and share it with you.

Floyd Pepper and Zoot : He'll take that banana and share it with you! Oh yeah, he's so, so, so, so sorry!

Andy Pig: I'm sorry!

Kermit the Frog: Well, what do you say, Randy? Are you still angry?

Andy Pig: What do you think, Randy boy? I wrote the song myself and I choreographed it and I made the costumes and I made the wig and I built the stage. Are you still angry?

Randy Pig: Yeah, I'm still angry.

Andy Pig: Why?

Randy Pig: Why? I'll tell you why. You filled my ears with song, but my stomach is still and it's empty because you ate that banana!

Andy Pig: Oh, no! What am I going to do? Oh!

Kermit the Frog: Andy, Andy, Andy. I think the only thing that's going to make him feel better is a banana.

Andy Pig: Hey, you're right. I've just gotta find him a banana. How simple. Huh.