Mr. Oldman Sketch 2

This is Mr. Oldman Sketch #2 from Season 1 of The Amanda Show.

Transcript

 * (Redhead sits on the bench, then picks up the phone and starts dialing)
 * (Mr. Oldman's phone rings)
 * Mr. Oldman: You kids stay off my lawn or I'll turn the hose on ya! (picks up the phone and answers) Hello?
 * Redhead: Hello, this is uh, Warba Nabba-Nabba.
 * Mr. Oldman: Uh, well, hello, uh. But I don't know any Warba Nabba-Nabba-Nabba.
 * Redhead: Congratulations, you've won the grand prize!
 * Mr. Oldman: Grand prize?! What have I won?
 * Redhead: A cordless pig.
 * Mr. Oldman: A cordless pop-- Wait a minute, I didn't know pigs had cords.
 * Redhead: Okay, talk to you later.
 * Mr. Oldman: Later? But what about my prize?
 * Redhead: Oh, uh, sir, I don't speak English.
 * Mr. Oldman: You don't speak English? Well, uh, Quas-sos-adios, to any Moo-Cha-cha-cha.
 * Redhead: Would you like some gravy?
 * Mr. Oldman: Gravy? But what if my prize? You mentioned a pig with no cord earlier.
 * Redhead: If you want a prize, you'll have to sing me a song.