Flubber Trailer/Transcript

Trailer #2

 * Professor Philip Brainard: I love you with all my heart. With every molecule, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level.
 * Sara Jean Reynolds: This is going to be the very last time I try to marry you.
 * Professor Philip Brainard: I'd rather die than disappoint you.
 * Narrator: On the most important day of his life, Philip Brainard the world's most absent-minded professor made a few, little mistakes...
 * Professor Philip Brainard: (Sneezes) Oops! Wow! What a bang!
 * Narrator: And one, gigantic flub.
 * Professor Philip Brainard: Ah! It's flubber!
 * Wilson Croft: Flubber? Sounds like baby shampoo.
 * Professor Philip Brainard: It's a meti-stable compound. If you apply a small amount of energy...
 * Wesson: (Groans)
 * Professor Philip Brainard: It liberates an enormous quantity of energy. (High-Pitched Voice) This definitely has applications in the field of sports. Oh, Newton! (Grunts) When I exit this window, the flubber will send me right back up unharmed.
 * Sara Jean Reynolds: Are you nuts?
 * Professor Philip Brainard: Ta-ta, my love. Ouch.
 * Narrator: Walt Disney Pictures presents...
 * Flubber: Yeah!
 * Professor Philip Brainard: Whoa.
 * (Shouting)
 * Narrator: A classic story...
 * Professor Philip Brainard: Mayday!
 * (Crashing)
 * Professor Philip Brainard: Sorry. First-time flyer.
 * (Whistle Blowing)
 * Narrator: Of boy meets goo.
 * Professor Philip Brainard: Oh.
 * Bennett Hoenicker: Get him!
 * Narrator: This Thanksgiving...
 * Goose: (Squawks)
 * Professor Philip Brainard: Whoa!
 * Narrator: Discover the stuff that dreams are made of.
 * (Air horn blowing)
 * Wilson Croft: Ow!
 * Narrator: Robin Williams...
 * Wilson Croft: Oh. (Babbling)
 * Professor Philip Brainard: Hit the deck! It's flubber! Oh! Oh!
 * Narrator: Flubber.
 * Professor Philip Brainard: Oh, boy.