Cruella DeVil and Other Mickey Stories

Cruella DeVil and Other Mickey Stories, later renamed Piglet Takes the Plunge, is a Disney/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US video, Daisy and Other Thomas Stories/Percy Takes the Plunge. It features one first season episode, five second season episodes, and one third season episode of Mickey Mouse the Disney Character and Friends narrated by George Carlin.

Cast

 * Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Thomas
 * Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward
 * Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry
 * Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon
 * Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
 * Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Percy
 * Friar Tuck (from Robin Hood) as Toby
 * Robin Hood (from Robin Hood) as Duck
 * Raccoon Twin #1 (from Peter Pan) as Donald
 * Captain Hook (from Peter Pan) as Diesel
 * Cruella DeVil (from 101 Dalmatians) as Daisy
 * Copper (from The Fox and the Hound) as Trevor
 * Abigail (from The Aristocats) as Annie
 * Amelia (from The Aristocats) as Clarabel
 * Jasmine (from Aladdin) as Henrietta
 * Flowers (from Alice in Wonderland) as Coaches
 * Pirates (from Peter Pan) as Troublesome Trucks
 * Professor Porter (from Tarzan) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Alan-a-Dale (from Robin Hood) as Jem Cole
 * Grimsby (from The Little Mermaid) as The Vicar of Wellsworth
 * Chip (from Mickey Mouse) as Bill (Not Named)
 * Dale (from Mickey Mouse) as Ben (Not Named)
 * Indian Chief (from Peter Pan) as Flying Scotsman (Not Named; Does Not Speak)
 * Tod (from The Fox and the Hound) as Bertie (Cameo)
 * Sir Kay (from The Sword in the Stone) as Jeremiah Jobling (Cameo)
 * Widow Tweed (from The Fox and the Hound) as Mrs. Kyndley (Cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) Cruella DeVil
 * 2) Piglet's Predicament
 * 3) Whistles and Sneezes
 * 4) Saved from Scrap
 * 5) A New Friend for Mickey
 * 6) Big Disney Characters
 * 7) Piglet Takes the Plunge

Cruella DeVil
Narrator: "Piglet and Friar Tuck were worried. Mickey's recent accident had caused a great deal of trouble, and Professor Porter was waiting for them with important news."

Professor Porter: "Here is Cruella DeVil, the woman who has come to help while Mickey is... indisposed."

Piglet: "Please, sir, will she go when Mickey comes back, sir?"

Professor Porter: "That depends."

Narrator: "Said Professor Porter."

Professor Porter: "Meanwhile, however long she stays, I hope you will both make her welcome and comfortable."

Piglet and Friar Tuck: "Yes, sir. We'll try, sir."

Narrator: "Said the Disney Characters."

Professor Porter: "Good. Run along now and show her the shed. She will want to rest after her journey."

Narrator: "Cruella was not easy to please. She shuddered at the shed."

Cruella DeVil: "This is dreadfully smelly. I'm highly sprung, and anything smelly is bad for my swerves."

Narrator: "Next, they tried the carriage shed."

Cruella DeVil: "This is better,"

Narrator: "Said Cruella,"

Cruella DeVil: "But whatever is that rubbish?"

Narrator: "The 'rubbish' turned out to be Abigail, Amelia and Jasmine, who were most offended."

Abigail, Amelia and Jasmine: "We won't stay here to be insulted!"

Narrator: "They fumed.

Piglet and Friar Tuck had to take them away and spend half the night soothing their hurt feelings.

The Disney Characters woke next morning, feeling exhausted. Cruella, on the other hand, felt bright and cheerful."

Cruella DeVil: "Oooh! Oooh!"

Narrator: "She tooted, as she came out of the yard and back to the station."

Cruella DeVil: "Look at me,"

Narrator: "She purred to the passengers."

Cruella DeVil: "I'm the latest woman; highly sprung and right up to date. You won't want Mickey's bumpy old Abigail and Amelia now."

Narrator: "The passengers waited for Cruella to start, but she didn't.

She saw that a milk churn was about to be handed to her, and was most indignant."

Cruella DeVil: "Do they expect me to carry that?"

Cruella DeVil's Driver: "Surely,"

Narrator: "Said her driver,"

Cruella DeVil's Driver: "You can carry one churn."

Cruella DeVil: "I won't!"

Narrator: "Said Cruella."

Cruella DeVil: "Piglet can do it! He loves messing about with pirates."

Narrator: "She began to shudder violently."

Cruella DeVil's Driver: "Nonsense!"

Narrator: "Said her driver."

Cruella DeVil's Driver: "Come on now, back down!"

Narrator: "Cruella lurched backwards. She was so cross, that she blew a fuse."

Cruella DeVil: "Told you!"

Narrator: "She said, and stopped.

Everyone argued with her, but it was no use."

Cruella DeVil: "It's fitter's order."

Narrator: "She said."

Passengers: "What is?"

Cruella DeVil: "My fitter's a very nice man. He comes every week, and examines me carefully. 'Cruella', He says, 'Never, never carry. You're highly sprung, and carrying is bad for your swerves.'

So that's how it is!"

Narrator: "Finished Cruella."

Stationmaster: "Stuff and nonsense!"

Narrator: "Said the stationmaster."

Shunter: "I can't understand."

Narrator: "Said the shunter."

Shunter: "Whatever made Professor Porter send us such a feeble..."

Cruella DeVil: "Feeble? Feeble?!"

Narrator: "Spluttered Cruella."

Cruella DeVil: "Let me..."

Passengers: "Stop arguing!"

Narrator: "Grumbled the passengers."

Passengers: "We're late already."

Narrator: "So they took away the churn, and Cruella felt very pleased with herself. She could now enjoy her journey."

Cruella DeVil: "That's a good story."

Narrator: "She chuckled."

Cruella DeVil: "I'll do just what work I choose, and no more!"

Narrator: "But she said it to herself."

Piglet's Predicament
Narrator: "Cruella DeVil's work in the countryside was full of surprises. She was frightened of bulls and cows, and she remained very lazy and stubborn.

One day, Friar Tuck brought Jasmine to the station where Piglet was grumpily arranging."

Friar Tuck: "Hello, Piglet. I see Cruella's left the milk behind again."

Piglet: "I'll have to make a special journey with it, I suppose. Anyone would think I'd nothing to do!"

Narrator: "Grumbled Piglet."

Friar Tuck: "Tell you what,"

Narrator: "Replied Friar Tuck."

Friar Tuck: "I'll take the milk, you fetch my pirates."

Narrator: "The drivers and stationmaster agreed.

Piglet had never been to the quarry before. He began ordering the pirates about."

Piglet: "Hurry along!"

Narrator: "He said.

The pirates grumbled to each other."

Pirates: "This is Friar Tuck's place! Piglet's got no right to poke his head in here and push us around."

Narrator: "They whispered and passed the word.

Pirates: "Pay Piglet back! Pay Piglet back!"

Piglet: "Come along,"

Narrator: "Said Piglet."

Piglet: "No nonsense!"

Pirates: "We'll give him nonsense!"

Narrator: "Giggled the pirates.

But they followed so quietly, that Piglet thought they were under control.

Suddenly, they saw a notice ahead;

All Disney Characters stop to pin down brakes."

Piglet: "Peep peep! Brakes, conductor, please!"

Narrator: "But before he could check them, the pirates surged forward."

Pirates: "On! On!"

Narrator: "They cried."

Piglet: "Help! Help!"

Narrator: "Whistled Piglet.

The man on duty at the crossing rushed to warn traffic with his red flag, but was too late to switch Piglet to the runaway siding.

Frantically trying to grip the road, Piglet slid into the yard."

Piglet: "Peep peep! Look out!"

(CRASH!)

Narrator: "Piglet's driver and fireman had jumped clear, but Piglet was stranded.

Next day, Professor Porter arrived. Friar Tuck and Cruella had helped to clear the wreckage, but Piglet remained on his perch of pirates."

Professor Porter: "We must now try,"

Narrator: "Said Professor Porter,"

Professor Porter: "To run the road with Friar Tuck and a woman. You have put us in an awkward predicament, Piglet."

Piglet: "I am sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Said Piglet."

Professor Porter: "You must stay there until we are ready."

Narrator: "Continued Professor Porter."

Professor Porter: "And you really must be more careful with pirates."

Narrator: "Piglet sighed. The pirate groaned beneath his feet. He quite understood about awkward predicaments.

Professor Porter spoke severely to Cruella, too."

Professor Porter: "My Disney Characters work hard. I send lazy Disney Characters away."

Narrator: "Cruella was ashamed."

Professor Porter: "However, Friar Tuck says you worked hard after Piglet's accident, so you shall have another chance."

Cruella DeVil: "Thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Said Cruella."

Cruella DeVil: "I will work hard. Friar Tuck says he'll help me."

Professor Porter: "Excellent. What Friar Tuck doesn't know about road problems isn't worth knowing. Our Friar Tuck's an experienced badger."

Narrator: "Next day, Mickey came back, and Piglet was sent to be mended.

Abigail and Amelia were delighted to see Mickey again, and he took them for a run at once.

All are now friends, and Friar Tuck has taught Cruella a great deal. She shooed a cow off the line the other day all by herself. That shows you, doesn't it?"

Whistles and Sneezes
Narrator: "Sir Ector was cross."

Sir Ector: "Why should Baloo have a new shape?"

Narrator: "He grumbled."

Sir Ector: "A shape good enough for me is good enough for him. He goes gallivanting off leaving us to do his work, and comes back saying how happy he feels. It's disgraceful!

And there's another thing; Baloo whistles too much! No respectable Disney Character ever whistles loudly at stations. It isn't wrong, but we just don't do it!"

Narrator: "Poor Baloo didn't feel happy anymore."

Piglet: "Never mind."

Narrator: "Whispered Piglet."

Piglet: "I'm glad you're home again. I like your whistling."

Sir Ector: "Goodbye, Baloo."

Narrator: "Called Sir Ector."

Sir Ector: "We're glad to have you with us again. But remember what I said."

Narrator: "Later, Baloo stopped at Hercules' station."

Hercules: "Hello, Baloo."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Hercules: "You look splendid. I was pleased to hear your happy whistle yesterday."

Baloo: "Thank you, Hercules."

Narrator: "Smiled Baloo"

Baloo: "Shh. Can you hear something?"

Hercules: "It sounds like Sir Ector."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Hercules: "And it ought to be Sir Ector. But Sir Ector never whistles like that."

Narrator: "It was Sir Ector. He came rushing down the hill at a tremendous rate. He didn't look at Baloo, and he didn't look at Hercules. He screamed straight through the station and disappeared."

Hercules: "Well."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Baloo: "It isn't wrong."

Narrator: "Chuckled Baloo."

Baloo: "But we just don't do it."

Narrator: "And he told Hercules what Sir Ector had said.

Meanwhile, Sir Ector screeched along the road. The noise was awful.

At the station, everyone covered their ears. Professor Porter covered his ears too."

Professor Porter: "Take him away!"

Narrator: "He bellowed."

Professor Porter: "And stop that noise!"

Narrator: "Sir Ector walked sadly away. But he wouldn't stop whistling until two fitters knocked his whistle in place.

That night, Sir Ector slunked into the house. He was glad it was empty."

Baloo: "It isn't wrong."

Narrator: "Murmured Baloo to no one in particular."

Baloo: "But we just don't do it."

Narrator: "No one mentioned whistles.

Next morning, Baloo was enjoying himself enormously."

Baloo: "I feel so well, I feel so well."

Narrator: "He sang."

Flowers: "Trickety-trock, trickety-trock."

Narrator: "Hummed his flowers.

Then he saw some boys on a bridge."

Baloo: "Peep, peep! Hello."

Narrator: "He whistled."

Baloo: "Oh!"

Narrator: "He called. The boys didn't wave and take his number. They thought it fun to drop stones on him instead."

Flowers: "They've broken our pedals, they've broken our pedals!"

Narrator: "Cried the flowers.

The passengers weren't hurt, but they were cross."

Passengers: "Call the police!"

Baloo's Driver: "No!"

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Baloo's Driver: "Leave it to Baloo and me."

Passengers: "What will you do?"

Narrator: "They asked."

Baloo's Driver: "Can you keep a secret?"

Passengers: "Yes, yes."

Baloo's Driver: "Well then."

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Baloo's Driver: "Baloo is going to sneeze at those boys."

Narrator: "Lots of people were waiting at the station just before the bridge. They wanted to see what would happen."

Baloo's Driver: "Baloo has plenty of dust."

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Baloo: "Please duck down until we've passed the bridge. Baloo is as excited as we are, aren't you old fellow?"

Narrator: "Baloo felt more stuffed up than excited.

Soon they could see the boys, and they all had stones."

Baloo's Driver: "Are you ready, Baloo?"

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Baloo's Driver: "Sneeze hard when I tell you.

Now!"

Narrator: "He said."

Baloo: "Ah-choo!"

Baloo's Driver: "Well done, Baloo!"

Narrator: "Laughed his driver.

Baloo went home hoping that next time he saw Sir Ector and the boys, they would have learned not to be so mean."

Saved from Scrap
Narrator: "Professor Porter works his Disney Characters hard, but they are very proud when he calls them 'really useful'."

Hercules: "I'm going to the scrapyard today."

Narrator: "Hercules called to Mickey."

Mickey: "What? Already? You're not that old!"

Narrator: "Replied Mickey cheekily. Mickey was only teasing.

The scrapyard is full of rusty old cars and machinery. They are broken into pieces, given to pirates, and Hercules takes them to the steelworks where they are melted down and used again.

Today, there was a surprise waiting for Hercules in the yard. It was a hound dog."

Hercules: "Hello."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Hercules: "You're not broken and rusty. What are you doing here?"

Copper: "I'm Copper. They're going to kill me next week."

Hercules: "What a shame."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Copper: "My driver says I only need some fur to be as good as new, but my owner says I'm old-fashioned."

Narrator: "Hercules snorted."

Hercules: "People say I'm old-fashioned, but I don't care. Professor Porter says I'm a useful man. What work did you do?"

Copper: "My owner would send us from farm to farm. We threshed corn, hauled logs and did lots of other work. The children loved to see us."

Narrator: "Copper shut his eyes, remembering."

Copper: "Oh, yes. I like children."

Narrator: "Hercules set off for the station."

Hercules: "Killed, what a shame. Killed, what a shame. I must help Copper, I must!"

Narrator: "He thought of all his friends who like dogs. But strangely, none of them would have room for a hound dog at home."

Hercules: "It's a shame, it's a shame."

Narrator: "He hissed.

Then,"

Hercules: "Peep, peep! Why didn't I think of him before?"

Narrator: "There, on the platform was the very person."

Grimsby: "Hello, Hercules. You look upset. What's the matter, Charlie?"

Narrator: "He asked the driver."

Hercules' Driver: "There's a hound dog in the scrapyard, Grimsby. He'll be killed next week. Alan-a-Dale says he worked with a better dog."

Hercules: "Do save him, sir. He saws wood and gives children rides."

Grimsby: "We'll see."

Narrator: "Replied Grimsby.

Alan-a-Dale came on Saturday."

Alan-a-Dale: "Grimsby's coming to see you, Copper. Maybe he'll buy you."

Copper: "Do you think he will?"

Narrator: "Asked Copper."

Alan-a-Dale: "He will when I clean you up."

Narrator: "Grimsby and his two boys arrived that evening. Copper hadn't felt so happy in months. He chuffered about the yard."

Grimsby: "Show your paces, Copper."

Narrator: "Said Grimsby.

Later, he came out of the office smiling."

Grimsby: "I've got him cheap, Alan! Cheap!"

Alan-a-Dale: "Did you hear that, Copper?"

Narrator: "Cried Alan."

Alan-a-Dale: "Grimsby saved you, and you'll live at the vicarage now."

Copper: "Ruff, ruff!"

Narrator: "Barked Copper.

Now, Copper's home is in the vicarage orchard, and he sees Hercules everyday. His fur is spotless, and his ears shine like gold. Copper likes his work, but his happiest day is the church fair.

With a wooden cart attached to him, he chuffers around the orchard, giving rides to children.

Long afterwards, you will see him shut his eyes, remembering."

Copper: "I like children."

Narrator: "He whispers happily."

A New Friend for Mickey
Narrator: "Copper the Hound Dog enjoyed living in the vicarage orchard. Hercules came to see him everyday, but sometimes, Copper didn't have enough work to do."

Copper: "I do like to keep busy all the time."

Narrator: "He sighed one day."

Copper: "And I do like company, especially children's company."

Hercules: "Cheer up."

Narrator: "Smiled Hercules."

Hercules: "Professor Porter has work for you at his new harbor. I'm to take you to meet Mickey today."

Copper: "Oh!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Copper happily."

Copper: "The harbor! The seaside! Children! That will be lovely!"

Narrator: "Mickey was on his way to the harbor with a load of metal pilings. There were needed to make the harbor wall firm and safe."

Hercules: "Hello, Mickey."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Hercules: "This is Copper, a friend of mine. He's a hound dog."

Narrator: "Mickey eyed the newcomer doubtfully."

Mickey: "A what dog?"

Copper: "A hound dog."

Narrator: "Explained Copper."

Copper: "I walk on hunting trails instead of roads. Can you take me to the harbor, please? Professor Porter has a job for me."

Mickey: "Yes, of course."

Narrator: "Replied Mickey. But he was still puzzled.

Workmen gave Copper's cart to Mickey, and soon, they were ready to start their journey."

Copper: "I'm glad Professor Porter needs me."

Narrator: "Called Copper."

Copper: "I don't have enough to do sometimes, you know. Although, I can work anywhere. In orchards, on farms, in scrapyards, even at harbors."

Mickey: "But you don't run on the roads."

Narrator: "Puffed Mickey."

Copper: "I'm a hound dog. I don't need roads to be useful."

Narrator: "Replied Copper."

Copper: "You wait and see."

Narrator: "When they reached the harbor, they found everything in confusion. Pirates were blocking the roads, and stone slabs lay everywhere."

Mickey's Driver: "We must get these pilings past."

Narrator: "Said Mickey's driver."

Mickey's Driver: "They are essential. Copper, we need you to drag them around this mess."

Copper: "Just the sort of job I like."

Narrator: "Replied Copper."

Copper: "Now you'll see, Mickey. I'll soon show you what hound dogs can do."

Narrator: "Copper was as good as his word. He dragged the pilings clear with chains, and towed them into position."

Copper: "Who needs roads?"

Narrator: "He muttered cheerfully to himself.

Later, Mickey brought Abigail and Amelia to meet him. Mickey was most impressed."

Mickey: "Now I understand how useful a hound dog can be."

Narrator: "The ducks had lots of children. Copper gave them rides along the harbor. He liked this best of all."

Abigail: "He's very kind."

Narrator: "Said Abigail."

Amelia: "He reminds me of Mickey."

Narrator: "Added Amelia.

Everyone was sorry when it was time for Copper to go. Mickey took him to the junction.

A small tear came into Copper's eye. Mickey pretended not to see. He whistled gaily to make Copper happy."

Mickey: "I'll come and see you if I can."

Narrator: "He promised."

Mickey: "Grimsby will look after you, and there's plenty of work for you now at the orchard. But we may need you again at the harbor someday."

Copper: "That will be wonderful."

Narrator: "Said Copper.

That evening, Copper stood remembering his new friend, Mickey, the harbor and most of all, the children. Then he went happily to sleep in the shed at the bottom of the orchard."

Big Disney Characters
Narrator: "One morning, Sir Ector was in the yard eating a large meal."

Donald: "That's the third meal you've had today, Sir Ector."

Narrator: "Said Donald."

Donald: "Some might say you're being rather greedy."

Sir Ector: "I'm an important man."

Narrator: "Replied Sir Ector."

Sir Ector: "Important men need plenty of food, but I doubt that you would understand that, Donald."

Narrator: "Donald snorted and went about his work.

Later, Sir Ector was taking on water from a standpipe because the water fountain was under repair."

Robin: "I wouldn't drink too much of that water if I were you, Sir Ector. It might give you a stomach ache."

Sir Ector: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Said Sir Ector."

Sir Ector: "What's this? Educating Sir Ector Day? First Donald, now you, Robin. Big Disney Characters have needs! Little Disney Characters are just annoying!"

Robin: "Don't say I didn't warn you."

Narrator: "Laughed Robin.

Later, Sir Ector came into the yard at the big station."

Sir Ector: "That's what I need."

Narrator: "Exclaimed Sir Ector. There, emerging out of the sheds, were two shiny carts."

Sir Ector: "Now if I had two carts of food,"

Narrator: "Said Sir Ector."

Sir Ector: "I wouldn't need to stop so often, and I wouldn't have to listen to silly, little Disney Characters."

Sir Ector's Driver: "Those carts belong to a visitor."

Narrator: "Replied his driver. Captain Hook sidled up alongside."

Captain Hook: "Everyone knows that carts are a mark of distinction, but I'm afraid that no amount of carts will save you in the end. We captains are taking over, and we don't need carts of food to make us important. Not even one."

Narrator: "Sir Ector was most upset. He was feeling just the same next day."

Sir Ector: "I'm not happy."

Robin: "I know."

Narrator: "Said Robin brightly."

Robin: "It's stomach ache."

Sir Ector: "It's not stomach ache."

Narrator: "Protested Sir Ector."

Sir Ector: "It's,"

Baloo: "Of course, it is."

Narrator: "Interrupted Baloo."

Baloo: "That water's bad. Have a good wash out, then you'll feel a different man. Your body must be full of sludge."

Sir Ector: "Don't be vulgar!"

Narrator: "Huffed Sir Ector. He backed down onto his line of flowers hissing mournfully."

Professor Porter: "Cheer up, Sir Ector."

Narrator: "Said Professor Porter."

Sir Ector: "I can't, sir. Is it true what Captain Hook said, sir?"

Professor Porter: "What does he say?"

Sir Ector: "That captains are taking over."

Professor Porter: "Don't worry, Sir Ector. That will never happen on my land."

Sir Ector: "And one more thing, sir. Why did the visitor had two carts of food?"

Professor Porter: "Because he lives on a land with long distances between food areas."

Narrator: "Sir Ector felt better.

But Baloo started complaining. He banged some monkeys angrily."

Baloo: "I always work hard enough for two!"

Narrator: "He puffed."

Baloo: "I deserve another cart."

Narrator: "Robin whispered something to Raccoon Twin #1. He was going to play a trick on Baloo."

Robin: "Baloo,"

Narrator: "He asked."

Robin: "Would you like my carts?"

Baloo: "Yours? What have you got to do with carts?"

Robin: "All right."

Narrator: "Said Robin."

Robin: "The deal's off. Would you like them, Raccoon Twin #1?"

Raccoon Twin #1: "I wouldn't deprive you of the honor."

Narrator: "Replied Raccoon Twin #1."

Robin: "It is a great honor."

Narrator: "Continued Robin thoughtfully."

Robin: "But I'm only a fox. Perhaps Donald might..."

Baloo: "I'm sorry I was rude."

Narrator: "Said Baloo hastily."

Baloo: "How many carts have you? And when can I have them?"

Robin: "Ah, hmm. I have six, and you can have them this evening."

Baloo: "Six lovely carts!"

Narrator: "Chortled Baloo."

Baloo: "What a splendid sight I'll be."

Narrator: "Baloo was excited all day."

Baloo: "Do you think it'll be alright?"

Narrator: "He asked for the umpteenth time."

Robin: "Of course."

Narrator: "Said Robin."

Robin: "They're already now."

Narrator: "The other Disney Characters waited where they can each get a good view.

But Baloo wasn't a splendid sight at all. His six carts were very old, dirty and filled with sludge."

Voice: "Have a good wash out, Baloo?"

Narrator: "Called a voice."

Voice: "That's right! You'll feel a different bear now."

Narrator: "Baloo was not sure, but he thought the voice belonged to Sir Ector."

Piglet Takes the Plunge
Narrator: "One day, Baloo wanted to rest, but Piglet was talking to some twins. He was telling them about the time he had braved bad weather to help Mickey."

Piglet: "It was raining hard. Water swirled under my body. I couldn't see where I was going, but I struggled on."

Chip: "Oh, Piglet, you are brave."

Piglet: "Well, it wasn't anything really. Water's nothing to a Disney Character with determination."

Dale: "Tell us more, Piglet."

Baloo: "What are you Disney Characters doing here?"

Narrator: "Hissed Baloo."

Baloo: "This house is for Professor Porter's Disney Characters. Go away! Silly things!"

Narrator: "Baloo snorted."

Piglet: "They're not silly!"

Narrator: "Piglet had been enjoying himself."

Baloo: "They are silly, and so are you. 'Water's nothing to a Disney Character with determination.' Huh!"

Piglet: "Anyway,"

Narrator: "Said cheeky Piglet."

Piglet: "I'm not afraid of water. I like it."

Narrator: "He ran off to the harbor singing: "Once a Disney Character with some flowers was afraid of a few drops of rain"."

Baloo: "No one ever lets me forget the time I wouldn't come out of the tunnel in case the rain spoiled my fur."

Narrator: "Huffed Baloo.

Mickey was looking at a board on the quay. DANGER!"

Mickey: "We mustn't go past it."

Narrator: "He said."

Mickey: "That's orders."

Piglet: "Why?"

Mickey: "Danger means falling down something."

Narrator: "Said Mickey."

Mickey: "I went past danger once and fell down a mine."

Piglet: "I can't see a mine."

Narrator: "Said Piglet. He didn't know that the foundations of the quay had sunk. The path now sloped downward to the sea."

Piglet: "Stupid board!"

Narrator: "Said Piglet. He made a plan.

One day, he whispered to the pirates."

Piglet: "Will you give me a bump when we get to the quay?"

Narrator: "The pirates had never been asked to bumped an Disney Character before. They giggled and chattered about it."

Piglet: "Driver doesn't know my plan."

Narrator: "Chuckled Piglet."

Pirates: "On! On! On!"

Narrator: "Laughed the pirates. Piglet thought they were helping."

Piglet: "I'll pretend to stop at the station, but the pirates will push me past the board. Then I'll make them stop. I can do that whenever I like."

Narrator: "Every wise Disney Character knows that you cannot trust pirates."

Pirates: "Go on! Go on!"

Narrator: "They yelled, and bumped Piglet's driver and fireman down to the ground."

Piglet: "Ow!"

Narrator: "Said Piglet, sliding past the board. Piglet was frantic."

Piglet: "That's enough!"

(Piglet falls into the sea)

Narrator: "Piglet was sunk."

Professor Porter: "You are a very disobedient Disney Character!"

Narrator: "Piglet knew that voice."

Piglet: "Please sir, get me out, sir. I'm truly sorry, sir."

Professor Porter: "No Piglet, we cannot do that till high tide. I hope it will teach you to take care of yourself!"

Piglet: "Yes sir."

Narrator: "It was dark when they rescued Piglet. He too cold and stiff to move by himself.

Next day, he was sent to the hospital on Baloo's goods delivery."

Baloo: "Well! Well! Well!"

Narrator: "Chuckled Baloo."

Baloo: "Did you like the water?"

Piglet: "No!"

Baloo: "I am surprise. You need more determination, Piglet. Water's nothing to a Disney Character with determination, you know. Perhaps you will like it better next time."

Narrator: "Piglet is quite determined that there won't be a next time."