Cheese Sandwich's Secret

Cheese Sandwich's Secret is the first episode of the sixth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the one hundred and thirty-first episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Salty's Secret.

Cast

 * Snips as Bill
 * Snails as Ben
 * Twilight Sparkle as Mavis
 * Cheese Sandwich as Salty
 * Changelings as Troublesome Trucks
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Spike as Thomas (cameo)
 * Shining Armor as Edward (cameo)
 * Big Macintosh as Henry (cameo)
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon (cameo)
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James (cameo)
 * Pipsqueak as Percy (cameo)

Transcript
Narrator: "All the animals in Ponyville love their work. But sometimes there is too much work. That's when Hoity Toity brings new animals to the town.

Cheese Sandwich the Party Pony is one of these animals. He loves to tell tales of parties."

Cheese Sandwich: "We partied until the old pony had a lot of fun. Ah, it's good to be useful!"

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich is excited about coming to Ponyville. Some towns had parties. Cheese Sandwich loves parties. Soon, Cheese Sandwich arrived at his job."

Cheese Sandwich: "Hey there! Cheese Sandwich, pride of all parties. I'm a new earth pony, and I'm here to give you some help."

Narrator: "Snips and Snails didn't think they needed any help. Especially from a earth pony."

Twilight Sparkle: "Welcome to Center Ponyville Quarry."

Narrator: "Twilight Sparkle said proudly. Cheese Sandwich looked all around. Everywhere he looked he saw nothing but rocks."

Cheese Sandwich: "A quarry?"

Narrator: "He cried."

Cheese Sandwich: "There must be some mistake. I'm a party pony."

Twilight Sparkle: "You're a quarry pony now."

Narrator: "Twilight said. And she explained that they had to complete an important job for Hoity Toity. Cheese Sandwich was sad that he wouldn't be working with parties. But he knew what it meant to be a Really Useful Pony. And he set to work at once."

Cheese Sandwich: "Ah, well."

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich said."

Cheese Sandwich: "At least there be changelings."

Twilight Sparkle: "You'd better mind them."

Narrator: "Twilight said."

Twilight Sparkle: "They can be a bother."

Snips: "He won't last five minutes."

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Snails: "Those changelings will trip him up soon enough."

Narrator: "Said Snails.

But to Snips and Snails' surprise, the changelings seemed to give Cheese Sandwich no trouble at all."

Cheese Sandwich: "Yo ho ho and a bucket of punch. The tiller spins and the pony yawns. Yo ho ho and a bucket of punch. The tiller spins-"

Narrator: "Sang Cheese Sandwich."

Changelings: "And the pony yawns."

Narrator: "Sang the changelings.

Thanks to Cheese Sandwich, Hoity Toity's important job was almost done. Snips and Snails were surprised, and a little jealous."

Snails: "Here comes Mister Show-off."

Narrator: "Groused Snails."

Twilight Sparkle: "You have to admit he's got a knack with those changelings."

Narrator: "Said Twilight."

Snips: "Driver says he'll bore the tails off us with his stories."

Narrator: "Huffed Snips. But Cheese Sandwich didn't say a word. He didn't come near the house.

Twilight was worried. She walked alongside and asked him what he was doing on his own."

Cheese Sandwich: "Oh, I thought I might catch a bit of party breeze."

Twilight Sparkle: "You really do miss the parties, don't you?"

Narrator: "Asked Twilight."

Cheese Sandwich: "Yes."

Narrator: "Said Cheese Sandwich."

Cheese Sandwich: "I do."

Narrator: "But Cheese Sandwich knew the quarry work was important. The next day, he tried to show Snips and Snails his secret with the changelings."

Cheese Sandwich: "I like working to a musical rhythm."

Narrator: "He said."

Cheese Sandwich: "And so do the changelings. Why don't you give it a try, you guys?

Here we go, here we go, here we go."

Snips and Snails: "No we don't, no we don't, no we don't, don't don't.

Narrator: "But try as they might, Snips and Snails could not move the changelings the way Cheese Sandwich could.

Later that day, Hoity Toity came to the quarry. He was surprised to see the job had been completed."

Hoity Toity: "Well done."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Twilight Sparkle: "It was Cheese Sandwich."

Narrator: "Said Twilight."

Twilight Sparkle: "We couldn't have done it without him."

Hoity Toity: "Then I've got a bigger job for you, Cheese Sandwich."

Cheese Sandwich: "Yes, sir. What kind of quarry is it?"

Hoity Toity: "Quarry?"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "I'm sending you to Sugar Cube Corner."

Cheese Sandwich: "Sugar Cube Corner?!"

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich exclaimed."

Cheese Sandwich: "Sugar Cube Corner always helps with parties! Oh, thank you sir!"

Narrator: "He said."

Cheese Sandwich: "This reminds me of a time in Manehatten."

Narrator: "And Cheese Sandwich was telling stories again.

Cheese Sandwich loves Sugar Cube Corner. He gets more work done than any three ponies and feels Really Useful. And only the changelings know his secret."

Cheese Sandwich: "Yo ho ho and a bucket of punch. The tiller spins and the pony yawns."