Sesame Street nail polish/I'm Going To Get My Haircut (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Ah! Ah! Ah! as Jeffy
 * Sing a Song as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Ah! Ah! Ah!: Hi there, Sing a Song.

Sing a Song: Oh, hi little friend Ah! Ah! Ah!. How you today?

Ah! Ah! Ah!: I'm not feeling too good, to tell you the truth.

Sing a Song: Oh, what the matter?

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Well, you see, today I'm going to do something that my Mom says I have to do. And I am gonna do it, it's just that, well, you see ...

Sing a Song: What is it, Ah! Ah! Ah!? What wrong?

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (spoken) Well ... (singing) I'm going to get my hair cut.

Sing a Song: Oh.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: I've never done that before.

Sing a Song: Me understand now.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: I know I once cut my finger I know I once cut my knee If cutting my hair's gonna hurt like that The barbershop's no place for me But, I've gotta go get my hair cut

Sing a Song: Oh, Ah! Ah! Ah!.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (singing) Mom says I'm going to look so nice But when it's done I'll look on the floor At the hair that was up on my head before It'll be all gone, and I'll bet it'll never grow I'm getting my haircut, but I don't wanna go! (spoken) So you see, Sing a Song, that's why I don't feel so great.

Sing a Song: Oh, Ah! Ah! Ah!. That no reason to feel bad.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: No?

Sing a Song: No, Ah! Ah! Ah!. Do me a favor - look at me fur. It's pretty shaggy today, hmmm?

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (Hmmm, it does look a little shaggier than usual.

Sing a Song: Right, but me no like fur to get too shaggy, so you know where me going?

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Where?!

Sing a Song: Me going to get me fur cut

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Oh.

Sing a Song: Me gone plenty of times before

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Really?

Sing a Song: (singing) It not like cutting me finger It not like cutting me knee 'Cuz cutting me fur doesn't hurt at all The barber's gentle as can be So me going to get me fur cut Then me going to look so nice Me look in mirror, and me see A handsome monster - oh, it me! Me always get me fur cut when it grow Me getting me fur cut, and me so glad to go (spoken) So you see, there no reason to be afraid to get haircut.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Gee, you mean you like it when you get your fur cut?

Sing a Song: Mmm hmmm.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Well, then maybe I'd like it too.

Sing a Song: Like it? You'll love it!

Ah! Ah! Ah! and Sing a Song : We'll look in the mirror and we'll see A handsome person - oh, it's me! It's fun to get your hair cut when it grows We're getting our hair cut, and we're so glad to go!

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Oh, boy!