Pipsqueak's Chocolate Crunch and Other Spike Adventures

Pipsqueak's Chocolate Crunch and Other Spike Adventures is a My Little Pony/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US release, Percy's Chocolate Crunch and Other Thomas Adventures. It features six sixth season episodes of Spike the Dragon and Friends narrated by Alec Baldwin, and a song.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Filthy Rich as Henry
 * Big Macintosh as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Soarin as Duck
 * Dr. Hooves as Oliver
 * Snips as Bill
 * Snails as Ben
 * Noteworthy as Stepney
 * Twilight Sparkle as Mavis
 * Diamond Tiara as 'Arry (I know, Diamond Tiara is female)
 * Silver Spoon as Bert (I know, Silver Spoon is female)
 * Cheese Sandwich as Salty
 * Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas
 * Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam
 * Slinky (from Toy Story) as Rusty
 * Mr. Potato Head (from Toy Story) as Duncan
 * Changelings as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Trixie as Elizabeth
 * Owlowiscious as Harold
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Sapphire Shores as Alicia Botti
 * Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey (does not speak)
 * Apple Bloom as Annie (does not speak)
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (does not speak)
 * Featherweight as Terence (does not speak)
 * Shining Armor as Edward (cameo)
 * Braeburn as Toby (cameo)
 * Scootaloo as Henrietta (cameo)
 * Royal Riff as Butch (cameo)
 * Cherry Jubilee as The Refreshment Lady (cameo)
 * Twist as Nancy (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) Pipsqueak's Chocolate Crunch
 * 2) Spike, Pipsqueak and The Squeak
 * 3) Big Macintosh Takes a Tumble
 * 4) Horn Bother
 * 5) Middle Animal
 * 6) Faulty Whistles

Song

 * Little Animals

Pipsqueak's Chocolate Crunch
Narrator: "Hoity Toity's animals love being shiny and clean. It makes them feel cheerful, as they puff across Ponyville.

Pipsqueak often has the dirtiest work to do, but he likes to be clean as well as any other animal.

Showers are important to Pipsqueak. But Hoity Toity had bad news."

Hoity Toity: "Due to a water shortage,"

Narrator: "He said,"

Hoity Toity: "No animal shall have more than one shower a day.

Usefulness before cleanliness."

Narrator: "He added, and left.

Pipsqueak was upset."

Pipsqueak: "I get dirty!"

Narrator: "He complained."

Pipsqueak: "I need showers. Big Macintosh only does it to feel important."

Big Macintosh: "I am important."

Narrator: "Big Mac sniffed."

Big Macintosh: "I'm an express horse!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "You're a pouty pony, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Teased Cranky."

Pipsqueak: "No, I'm not!"

Narrator: "Wheeshed Pipsqueak, and he walked away.

Pipsqueak was loading cargo at the docks. He was trying extra hard to stay clean. But the changelings were being naughty. As Pipsqueak pushed them under the coal chute, they sang out."

Changelings: "On, on, on!"

Narrator: "They cried.

Pipsqueak found himself under the chute, and coal dust flew everywhere."

Pipsqueak: "Oh no!" (Coughs)

Narrator: "Coughed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I'm filthy!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak felt awful, but he knew he had to carry on.

On the way to the general store, the changelings teased Pipsqueak even more.

Changelings: "Clickety-clack, don't look back, dirty Pipsqueak's on our track!"

Pipsqueak: "Be quiet!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak snapped."

Narrator: "When Pipsqueak arrived at the general store, he was very upset."

Pipsqueak: "From now on, I am only doing work where I won't get dirty!"

Narrator: "Owlowiscious the Owl was at the general store, picking up medical supplies."

Owlowiscious: "Hello, Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "He called.

And he took off, blowing dirt everywhere."

Pipsqueak: "Not again!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I want a shower!"

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Usefulness before cleanliness."

Narrator: "Reminded his driver."

Pipsqueak: "I want to be useful where I can't get dirty!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak huffed."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "There's a load of sugar going to the chocolate factory."

Narrator: "His driver said."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "We could deliver the sugar."

Pipsqueak: "Sugar."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "That's nice and clean."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak was pleased.

Pipsqueak didn't know that earlier, a leaky oil drum had spilled oil onto the road.

When he approached the chocolate factory, his driver applied the brakes, but Pipsqueak's hooves just skidded on the oily road."

Pipsqueak: "Oh no!"

Narrator: "Hooted Pipsqueak."

(CRASH!)

Pipsqueak: "Yuck!"

Narrator: "He groaned."

Pipsqueak: "I've never been this dirty!"

Narrator: "He was covered from head to toe in sticky, gooey chocolate.

Back at the library, everyone thought it was very funny."

Spike: "You look good enough to eat!"

Narrator: "Spike hooted."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Bon-bon Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "Teased Cranky."

Filthy Rich: "Choc-ice on hooves!"

Narrator: "Chipped in Filthy Rich."

Big Macintosh: "Disgraceful!"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac pompously.

Hoity Toity: "Ahem."

Narrator: "Said a stern-sounding voice. It was Hoity Toiy."

Hoity Toity: "You have had a trying day, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "He said."

Pipsqueak: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Replied Pipsqueak from beneath the chocolate."

Hoity Toity: "But you've shown us all that usefulness does come before cleanliness. So,"

Narrator: "He added."

Hoity Toity: "You shall have your shower."

Pipsqueak: "Oh, Sir!"

Hoity Toity: "And some new fur!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak just beamed!"

Spike, Pipsqueak and The Squeak
Narrator: "The animals in Ponyville enjoy the summer. Hoity Toity arranges lots of concerts. Music can often be heard drifting through the air.

The animals do enjoy it.

One morning, the animals were excited. Sapphire Shores, the famous singer, was coming to Ponyville."

Big Macintosh: "She's a coloratura."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac importantly."

Spike: "What's a coloratura?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike."

Big Macintosh: "It means she can sing high notes very, very loud."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Hoity Toity will choose me to collect her."

Narrator: "Boasted Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I'm the brightest and the shiniest."

Big Macintosh: "Nonsense! I'm the most important!"

Narrator: "Huffed Big Mac.

Spike wanted to feel important, too."

Spike: "He might choose me!"

Narrator: "He said, hopefully."

Big Macintosh: "Well, one thing's for sure,"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "He won't choose Dirty Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Don't call me 'Dirty Pipsqueak'!"

Narrator: "He chuffed crossly, and he ran away.

But the next day, Hoity Toity didn't choose Big Macintosh, and he didn't choose Cranky. He chose Spike."

Hoity Totiy: "Make sure Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle are squeaky clean."

Narrator: "He said"

Spike: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Spike proudly. He felt very important, indeed."

Spike: "Move aside, Dirty Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Chuffed Spike."

Spike: "I'm the important animal today."

Pipsqueak: "But I need a shower!"

Narrator: "Wailed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "My passengers will laugh at me!"

Spike: "But I need a squeaky clean."

Narrator: "Huffed Spike."

Spike: "So you'll just have to wait.

Pipsqueak: "I can't wait!"

Narrator: "Grumped Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I'm a guaranteed connection."

Narrator: "And he chuffed away.

Soon Spike was shiny and squeaky clean. He felt more important then ever. But as the workmen checked on Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle, they heard a strange sound."

(Squeak)

Spike: "What's that?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike anxiously.

His driver quickly oiled Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle's feet."

Spike's Driver: "That should take care of the bothersome squeak."

Narrator: "He said.

On the way to the docks, Spike heard a squeak again."

(Squeak)

"He was worried. It didn't sound like his 'Squeaky Clean' squeak.

Spike squeaked noisily into the keyside, where Sapphire Shores was waiting."

(Squeak)

"Hoity Toity lead Sapphire Shores behind of Sweetie Belle, when..."

Sapphire Shores: "A mouse!!!"

Narrator: "Sapphire Shores screamed."

(Mouse squeaks)

Sapphire Shores: "AAAAH!"

Narrator: "And she screamed and she screamed, and she screamed.

She screamed so loud and so long, that windows broke all over Ponyville."

Big Macintosh: "Definitely a coloratura."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac.

Sapphire Shores was cross."

Sapphire Shores: "I can't possibly travel with fillies riddled with mice!"

Narrator: "Hoity Toity was very embarrassed, and Spike didn't feel important at all. Just then, Pipsqueak returned from his guaranteed connection."

Sapphire Shores: "Look at the little filly,"

Narrator: "Sapphire Shores exclaimed."

Sapphire Shores: "So sweet, and dirty, like a proper animal."

Big Macintosh: "But he's filthy!"

Narrator: "Big Macintosh huffed snootily."

Pipsqueak: "But I clean up nice!"

Narrator: "Smiled Pipsqueak. He was glad somebody noticed.

Sapphire Shores lined up with Pipsqueak's buffaloes, and Pipsqueak walked away. He felt very proud.

Later, Spike saw Pipsqueak at the showers."

Spike: "I'm sorry I called you 'Dirty Pipsqueak'."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "You go first."

Pipsqueak: "Thanks, Spike. It's good to be friends."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "But where is your mouse?"

Spike: "You'll see."

Narrator: "Grinned Spike.

That night was Sapphire Shores' concert. Her voice carried across half of Ponyville.

Hoity Toity made the mouse her very own home in the corner of the library, and Spike named her 'Sapphire'."

(Sapphire the Mouse squeaks twice)

Big Macintosh Takes a Tumble
Narrator: "Hoity Toity's animals are proud of how useful they are. It makes them feel important. But none of them feels more important than Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh: "Watch out!"

Narrator: "Big Mac wheeshed."

Big Macintosh: "You'll get my fur all sooty!"

Cheese Sandwich: "Working with changelings is a sooty job."

Narrator: "Teased Cheese Sandwich."

Cheese Sandwich: "But then, you wouldn't know."

Big Macintosh: "Of course not!"

Narrator: "Big Macintosh huffed importantly."

Big Macintosh: "Express horses don't take changelings, it wouldn't be dignified!"

Pipsqueak: "Dingy-fried?"

Narrator: "Puzzled Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "What's that?"

Big Macintosh: "Dignified."

Narrator: "Big Mac corrected."

Big Macintosh: "It means..."

Cheese Sandwich: "It means that someone's too big for his hooves!"

Narrator: "Teased Cheese Sandwich."

Big Macintosh: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac, and he puffed away.

That evening, fog covered Ponyville. Everything slowed down and soon the docks were packed with waiting cargo. This caused confusion and delay.

Hoity Toity came to see the animals. He was in a great hurry."

Hoity Toity: "Filthy Rich, Spike and Pipsqueak,"

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "You must go to the docks immediately."

Spike, Filthy Rich and Pipsqueak: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "They whistled.

Then Hoity Toity turned to the big red horse."

Hoity Toity: "You too, Big Macintosh."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "I need a big horse to take the changelings where they won't be in the way."

Big Macintosh: "Changelings?"

Narrator: "Huffed Big Mac. He could not believe what he had heard!

Big Mac wasn't happy to be taking changelings. He waited impatiently for them."

Big Macintosh: "Hurry up! Hurry up!"

Narrator: "Chuffed Big Macintosh crossly."

Spike: "Why the rush, Big Mac?"

Narrator: "Asked Spike."

Big Macintosh: "If I must take changelings, then I'll show Cheese Sandwich how an express horse takes changelings!"

Cheese Sandwich: "Careful, Captain."

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich said."

Cheese Sandwich: "You don't want to get too big for your hooves."

Narrator: "But Big Mac ignored Cheese Sandwich.

The next morning, Big Mac raced along with his heavy load."

Big Macintosh: "Now this is how you take changelings!"

Narrator: "He puffed.

The signalman had accidentally left the points switch to the lost forest. Big Mac rattled through the junction."

Big Macintosh: "That's strange, I'm on the lost forest!"

Signalman: "Oh, no!"

Narrator: "The signalman cried."

Signalman: "Express horses aren't supposed to go that way!"

Narrator: "But it was too late. Big Mac had already raced into the distance.

The old forest was weak and rusty. There were signs warning all the animals to Go Slow, but Big Mac ignored the signs."

Big Macintosh: "I'm an express horse! I don't 'Go Slow'!"

Narrator: "He said, and he went even faster.

The forest couldn't take his weight, and the ground buckled."

Big Macintosh: "Oh, help!"

Narrator: "Big Mac cried as he slid off the hill and into a field."

(Multiple crashes)

Narrator: "No one was hurt, but poor Big Mac felt very... undignified."

Big Macintosh: "What will Hoity Toity say?"

Narrator: "He groaned.

He found out soon enough."

Hoity Toity: "Well, Big Mac,"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "You wanted to show Cheese Sandwich a thing or two, and you've certainly done that. You've shown him how silly it is to ignore "Go Slow" signs!"

Big Macintosh: "Sorry, Sir."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac, and let out a sad sigh.

Big Mac was healed and back at the docks, ready for work, but he was very unhappy with himself."

Spike: "Everyone makes mistakes."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Even you."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Cheese Sandwich's sorry he teased you."

Narrator: "Puffed Cranky."

Big Macintosh: "And I'm sorry I was 'too big for my hooves'!"

Narrator: "And all the animals gave a jolly cheer, even Big Mac!"

Horn Bother
Narrator: "Snips and Snails are quarry unicorns. They are best friends. They play together, they arrange changelings together. They even get up to naughtiness together.

Wherever you find Snips, you will find Snails.

Wherever you find Snails, you will find Snips.

Hoity Toity had come to inspect his quarry unicorns. He found that Twilight Sparkle and Snips were in fine working order."

Hoity Toity: "Unfortunately, Snails."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said."

Hoity Toity: "Your horn is damaged. You must report to the works immediately for a new horn. Twilight, you will have to work with Snips until Snails returns."

Twilight Sparkle: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Twilight, and Hoity Toity drove away.

Snails was happy."

Snails: "I'm going to get a new horn!"

Narrator: "He gloated to Snips."

Snips: "Well I should get a new horn too."

Narrator: "Snips complained."

Snips: "We're best friends. We do everything together."

Snails: "But you don't need a new horn."

Narrator: "Snails teased."

Snips: "You're getting a new horn because you're so clumsy."

Narrator: "Snorted Snips enviously."

Snails: "No, I'm not!"

Snips: "Yes, you are!"

Snails: "No, I'm not!"

Snips: "Yes, you are!"

Twilight Sparkle: "Will you two stop being crackpots?"

Narrator: "Twilight scolded."

Twilight Sparkle: "Now come on, Snips, we've got work to do."

Narrator: "Snails couldn't wait to get a new horn.

Later, Snips watched as Snails chuffed away to the works. He was green with envy, he wanted a new horn too.

Snips returned to his job, but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Snails' new buffers.

(Snips bumps into some buffers)

Snips: "Ooh!"

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Snips: (Sneezes)

Twilight Sparkle: "Be careful."

Narrator: "Said Twilight."

Twilight Sparkle: "And stop thinking about Snails' new horn."

Narrator: "Snips tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Snails and his brand new horn. But it didn't work."

Snips: "I want a new horn too!"

Narrator: "He cried."

Twilight Sparkle: "Just be happy you're in good working order."

Narrator: "Said Twilight."

Snips: "It's not fair!"

Narrator: "Snips huffed, and he sprayed soot all over Twilight."

Twilight Sparkle: "Snips!"

Narrator: "Gasped Twilight."

Snips: "Oops, sorry."

Narrator: "Said Snips.

Snips tried his best to get on with his work. But the troublesome changelings have spotted a chance for a tease."

Changelings: "Poor, poor Snips, he works, he suffers, while Snails, his friend gets brand a new horn!"

Snips: "I might not have a new horn."

Narrator: "He said."

Snips: "But I still know how to biff troublesome changelings."

Twilight Sparkle: "No!"

Narrator: "Twilight cried."

(Snips falls backwards into a pit)

Narrator: "But it was too late.

Snails puffed into the quarry with his shiny new horn just in time to hear..."

Snips: "Bust my horn!"

Narrator: "Cried Snips."

Snails: "I think you have."

Narrator: "Said Snails.

When Hoity Toity arrived and saw Snips' broken horn, he was not happy."

Hoity Toity: "You behaved badly, Snips."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said."

Hoity Toity: "Do you have anything to say for yourself?"

Snips: "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Hoity Toity: "Before you get a new horn."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity continued."

Hoity Toity: "I want you to think about what it means to be a responsible reliable animal."

Snips: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Answered Snips weakly.

After Hoity Toity left, Snails rolled up to Snips with his new horn gleaming."

Snips: "It is a nice horn."

Narrator: "Snips said."

Snails: "Thanks."

Narrator: "Snails said."

Snails: "I'm sorry I teased you."

Snips: "That's alright."

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Snips: "I was naughty too."

Snails: "Of course you were."

Narrator: "Said Snails."

Snails: "We're best friends."

Middle Animal
Narrator: "Hoity Toity's animals love their work. Big Macintosh likes pulling the express buffaloes, Spike likes his branch line and Pipsqueak likes taking the mail. But none of them likes being a middle animal. It's no fun being stuck in a middle.

One morning, Pipsqueak was cheerfully collecting coal changelings from the smelter's yards, where Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon worked. They like to play tricks on other animals. Pipsqueak didn't want to fall for their tricks again. But before he knew it, he was stuck in the middle."

Pipsqueak: "Oh, bother!"

Narrator: "Huffed Pipsqueak crossly."

Diamond Tiara: "Little white piggy in the middle!"

Narrator: "Diamond Tiara teased. Pipsqueak's driver was cross. With coal changelings in front and coal changelings behind, Pipsqueak had to go slower.

Cranky was in the yard when Pipsqueak was walked slowly by."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Ha, ha! It's Pokey Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "Cranky laughed."

Pipsqueak: "You wouldn't be laughing if you were stuck in the middle."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak fumed. And he fumed all the way to the coaling plant.

One by one, he shunted his coal changelings onto the tipper's loading ramp and the coal was unloaded. Pipsqueak was not allowed to cross the loading ramp until the tipper had been turned off. It was against the rules. But as soon as his driver and fireman left, there was trouble.

Filthy Rich arrived to pick up coal. He bumped into the coal changelings and the coal changelings bumped into Pipsqueak. Pipsqueak was pushed onto the loading ramp."

Pipsqueak: "Help!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak.

Pipsqueak was hoisted up, tipped over and brought back down again.

After Pipsqueak was loaded back onto the ground, the manager was very cross."

Manager: "You have caused confusion and delay!"

Narrator: "He said."

Manager: "I'll have to report this to Hoity Toity."

Narrator: "That night, Hoity Toity spoke severely to Pipsqueak."

Hoity Toity: "I'm very disappointed in you, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "You know it's against the rules to go onto the tipper's loading ramp."

Pipsqueak: "Sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak said sadly."

Pipsqueak: "But it wasn't my fault. It's because those rude fillies made me a middle animals."

Hoity Toity: "Never the less, you will arrange changelings in the yard until I can get to the bottom of this."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Said Cranky, thinking of what he can hear."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I can handle those fillies with scratched legs and a busted body!"

Hoity Toity: "Then you will do Pipsqueak's run to the smelter."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Cranky.

The next day, Cranky arrived at the smelter. He was determined to be tricked by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon."

Diamond Tiara: "Hello, Cranky."

Narrator: "Said Diamond Tiara."

Diamond Tiara: "Come to learn a thing or two from those who know?"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Just get my changelings ready and stay out of my way!"

Narrator: "Huffed Cranky importantly."

Silver Spoon: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Silver Spoon chimed greasily.

Cranky cheerfully backed up to his changelings. He was certain he had fooled Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, but he was wrong."

Diamond Tiara: "Little brown piggy in the middle!"

Narrator: "Chortled Diamond Tiara."

Silver Spoon: "Just like Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "Jeered Silver Spoon."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I am not like Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Puffed Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I'm not a middle animal and I'm not moving."

Narrator: "And he didn't.

When Hoity Toity heard the news, he sent Pipsqueak to fetch Cranky. This made Pipsqueak happy.

He buffered up to Cranky and took him, along with all the changelings, to the docks."

Manager: "Right on time."

Narrator: "Said the manager."

Manager: "But what is that big brown donkey doing in the middle?"

Pipsqueak: "Learning."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak replied."

Manager: "Learning what?"

Pipsqueak: "Learning to be a middle animal."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak laughed. Cranky covered himself in steam hoping no one would recognize him, but it was no good. There was only one big brown donkey in Ponyville, and everyone knows his name is Cranky!"

Faulty Whistles
Narrator: "It was early morning in Ponyville. Mr. Potato Head was waiting for Rex, who was bringing some mutant toys for him to take to Sunnyside Day Care. Mr. Potato Head was also to take the headmaster and the new organ. While they waited, the headmaster played a lively tune.

Rex had walked all through the night to bring Mr. Potato Head his mutant toys.

But as he approached the junction, a low hanging branch knocked his whistle off. This meant he couldn't work until he got a new one."

Rex: "I can't walk on the path without my whistle."

Narrator: "Chuffed Rex."

Rex: "That would be dangerous."

Mr. Potato Head: "A toy's not a toy without a whistle."

Narrator: "Boasted Mr. Potato Head, and just to prove it, he let off a big blast. But the rest of the toys just ignored him. Mr. Potato Head chuffed away in a big huff. He was cross."

Mr. Potato Head: "They're jealous of my fine whistle."

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head puffed, as he walked through the countryside. He whistled at some sheep. They were too busy eating grass to take notice."

Mr. Potato Head: "Bah!"

Narrator: "Said Duncan."

Mr. Potato Head: "I need to whistle louder and longer next time."

Narrator: "Soon, Mr. Potato Head approached the level crossing where Trixie the Blue Unicorn waited with a farmer's prized bull. This time, Mr. Potato Head whistled as loud and as long as he could."

Bull: (Roars)

Narrator: "Said the bull."

Trixie: "Stop that nonsense, Mr. Potato Head!"

Narrator: "Trixie called.

Mr. Potato Head carried on cheerfully down the path. But he hadn't noticed his whistle had come loose.

Then, Mr. Potato Head saw Featherweight plowing a field."

Mr. Potato Head: "He'll get the loudest and longest whistle yet."

Narrator: "He chortled to himself.

And he blew so hard, his whistle shot off like a mighty rocket and landed out of sight.

Everyone searched for Mr. Potato Head's whistle, but it was nowhere to be seen."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "We're stuck."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "We can't move without a whistle. It would be too dangerous."

Headmaster: "Leave it to me."

Narrator: "The headmaster said.

For the rest of the day, Mr. Potato Head didn't make a sound. But the headmaster's organ did. As Mr. Potato Head delivered his mutant toys, the headmaster tooted the organ at every crossing and every stop. It alerted everyone just as a whistle would. Although Mr. Potato Head didn't think so.

Finally, Mr. Potato Head finished delivering the last of his mutant toys."

(The Headmaster plays She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain on the organ)

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head walked quietly back to the junction as the headmaster played the organ."

Slinky: "Look."

Narrator: "Slinky teased."

Slinky: "It's Mr. Potato head the Musical Toy."

Buzz Lightyear: "Let's whistle along."

Narrator: "Said Buzz Lightyear."

Woody: (Whistles)

Narrator: "Whistled Woody. But Rex who had a shiny new whistle felt sorry for Mr. Potato Head."

Rex: "You really did well to deliver your goods without a whistle."

Narrator: "He said."

Mr. Potato Head: "Do you think so?"

Narrator: "Said Mr. Potato Head, cheering up a bit."

Rex: "Absolutely."

Narrator: "Said Rex."

Rex: "Even though a toy's not a toy without a whistle."

Headmaster: "Or an organ."

Narrator: "Chuckled the headmaster, and he tooted the organ. And all the toys tooted back, except Mr. Potato Head, who just grinned."

Little Animals

 * Main Line Animals always boast how big they are,
 * Superior by far.
 * But Little Animals toil away from dawn to dusk,
 * Without a fuss or care.


 * Just because we're small doesn't mean we don't stand tall,
 * And we pull our weight like all the others do.
 * You'll be surprised, in spite of their size,
 * Just what little animals can do!


 * Little Animals, Little Animals,
 * Little Animals can do the biggest things.
 * Little Animals, Little Animals,
 * Little Animals can do most anything.


 * They'll carry on until the work is over,
 * They'll carry on 'til the end,
 * They're the smallest in the station, don't underestimate them,
 * they're not such little animals after all.


 * Bigger Animals say little animals play all day,
 * And they're not much use to anyone at all.
 * But we're strong enough to deal with those changelings,
 * That's what little animals are for!


 * Little Animals, Little Animals,
 * Little Animals can do the biggest things.
 * Little Animals, Little Animals,
 * Little Animals can do most anything.


 * They'll carry on until the work is over,
 * They'll carry on 'til the end,
 * They're the smallest in the station, don't underestimate them,
 * they're not such little animals after all.


 * Spike, Pipsqueak, Snips & Snails,
 * You can rely on them,
 * These little animals are the best!


 * Noteworthy, Soarin and Dr. Hooves,
 * They'll give the changelings what for,
 * You'll be so impressed.


 * Little Animals, Little Animals,
 * Little Animals can do the biggest things.
 * Little Animals, Little Animals,
 * Little Animals can do most anything.


 * They'll carry on until the work is over,
 * They'll carry on 'til the end,
 * They're the smallest in the station, don't underestimate them,
 * Cause they're not little animals after all.


 * They're our favorite little animals,
 * They're mighty little animals!
 * They're not such little animals after all!
 * They're not such little animals after all!