Grease nail polish/Life Without Bert (from At Home with Ernie and Bert)

Cast

 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie
 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Bert

Transcript
Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, hi, there. Oh, wow. Isn't this terrific? You know, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be's away. And uh, so I can sit back in his chair and watch my favorite TV show. (laughing)

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, I'm home.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Hey, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!...

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Hi, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, what is going on here? This place is a mess. Look, your toys are everywhere.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Yeah, well, I was just about to pick them up, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Well, good. Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Hm?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: What is that? Is that a banana peel I see?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Uh, yes, it is, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Did you eat the last banana?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, uh...

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: And Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, what, what are you doing sitting on the favorite chair, huh? We agreed we were going to take turns. And tonight is my night for sitting and watching television on the favorite chair.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Ah, you're right, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: All right. Now, look, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, I'll be right back. And when I come back, now, I want to sit in the chair, okay?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Sure, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Boy, oh, boy.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Wow. Well, at least Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be's out of the room. Now, just imagine what it would be like if Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be wasn't around at all and I lived here all by myself. It'd be wonderful. I'd have everything to myself. (laughing) And I wouldn't have to pick up my toys all the time. And I could sit in Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be's chair and watch my television shows. And I could play with his bottle cap and paper clip collection and take care of his pigeons and play my drums as loud as I wanted to. But, uh, but gee, without Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be around, well, I might not have anybody to talk to when I felt like talking to somebody. In fact, well, it might be kind of lonely. Because, well, I'd be all alone at night. And when I hear strange noises, well, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be wouldn't be there to go find out what they are. And what if I get sick? Ooh. Why, without Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, it'd be terrible around here.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Okay, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. Now it's my turn to sit in the chair, remember?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: No arguments.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: You're here! Oh, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, you're back. Wonderful, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Sit down in your chair here.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Oh, well.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Turn on your favorite television show there, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: All right. Good.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Listen, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, I'm going to pick up all my toys now. And then, I'm going to feed your pigeons and help arrange your bottle cap collection. And Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be, right now I'm going to go in the other room and bathe your guppies. Okay?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Wha.