Muppets/Herbert's Silly K Poem (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Miss Piggy as Prairie Dawn
 * Scooter as Herbert Birdsfoot
 * Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch
 * Gonzo as Grover
 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird

Lyrics
Miss Piggy: Since "K" is the next letter, Scooter will now recite his "K" poem. So listen to the words that start with "K-uh".

Scooter: I don't want to.

Uncle Deadly: Why not Scooter?

Scooter: Well, because everyone says it's silly.

All of the other Muppets: Oh no!

Gonzo: Oh, Scooter, that's not true.

Scooter: Yes, you'll all say it's silly.

Gonzo: Scooter, we will not now.

Scooter: You won't say it's silly?

All of the other Muppets: No!

Scooter: Oh, OK There once was a king from Kalamazoo Who had a kicky kangaroo Now the kindly kangaroo named Kay Played a keen kazoo both night and day 'Twas the kind of kazoo that went koo-koo Koo-Koo Koo-Koo went Kay's kazoo And when the kindly king of Kalamazoo saw Kay the kangaroo's kazoo He said right here in Kalamazoo, we'll build a zoo for a kangaroo And so when you are passing through Stop by and you can listen to The Kalamazoo zoo's kangaroo play koo-koo-koo on her kazoo

Kermit the Frog: I hate to say this Scooter, but do you know what?

Scooter: What?

All of the other Muppets: That's silly!