Sesame Street/I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Snuffy as Fozzie Bear
 * Adam T. Glaser, Firefighter Jackson, Fanny the Firefighter and Pumpkin Anything Muppet firefighter (from episode 2621) as Singing Firemen
 * Madame Alma Cluck as Chicken

Lyrics
( Snuffy stands in front of some of the show's backdrops, addressing the audience.)

Snuffy: Oh! Uh, ladies and gentlemen. There's a, uh, situation backstage I think you should know about. You see...

( Adam T. Glaser, Firefighter Jackson , Fanny the Firefighter and a Pumpkin Anything Muppet firefighter from episode 2621 arrive.)

Adam T. Glaser: Hey, we're here!

Snuffy: Oh, the firemen! Oh, yes!

Adam T. Glaser: Yeah, yeah, we're here to audition.

Snuffy: Audition? But, where's your equipment for the fire? You know, the hoses, the axes?

Firefighter Jackson: Oh, yeah, we brought one of those.

Snuffy: You got an axe!

Adam T. Glaser: No, an act.

( Adam T. Glaser, Firefighter Jackson , Fanny the Firefighter and a Pumpkin Anything Muppet firefighter from episode 2621 laugh as the track to "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire" begins to play.)

Snuffy: An act?

Adam T. Glaser: Yeah, we're The Singing Firemen.

Fozzie	But, there's a fire over here.

Adam T. Glaser: Oh, this is a hot one. He'll love it.

Snuffy: It needs tending. Will ya'..but listen!

( The Pumpkin Anything Muppet firefighter from episode 2621 escorts him offstage as they begin to sing.)

Adam T. Glaser, Firefighter Jackson , Fanny the Firefighter and a Pumpkin Anything Muppet firefighter from episode 2621: I don't want to set the world on fire

Snuffy: (running by in the background) Fire!

Firefighter Jackson: I just want to start...

Adam T. Glaser, Firefighter Jackson , Fanny the Firefighter and a Pumpkin Anything Muppet firefighter from episode 2621: (O o<o, o oo)

Firefighter Jackson: A flame in your heart

Adam T. Glaser, Firefighter Jackson , Fanny the Firefighter and a Pumpkin Anything Muppet firefighter from episode 2621: (A flame in your heart)

Firefighter Jackson: In my heart I have but one desire

( Snuffy passes through with a bucket of water.)

Snuffy: Uh, 'scuse me, guys. Some people have to work around here. 'Scuse me.

Firefighter Jackson: And that what is you...

Adam T. Glaser, Firefighter Jackson , Fanny the Firefighter and a Pumpkin Anything Muppet firefighter from episode 2621: (O oo, o oo)

Firefighter Jackson: No other will do

Adam T. Glaser, Firefighter Jackson , Fanny the Firefighter and a Pumpkin Anything Muppet firefighter from episode 2621: (No other will do)

Firefighter Jackson: I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim

Adam T. Glaser, Firefighter Jackson , Fanny the Firefighter and a Pumpkin Anything Muppet firefighter from episode 2621: I just want to be the one you love

Snuffy: (coughs)

Adam T. Glaser: And with your admission that you feel the same

Adam T. Glaser, Firefighter Jackson , Fanny the Firefighter and a Pumpkin Anything Muppet firefighter from episode 2621: I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of Believe me  I don't want to set the world on fire

Snuffy: (rushing by with a fire extinguisher) Uh, you don't have to, it started already.

Adam T. Glaser, Firefighter Jackson , Fanny the Firefighter and a Pumpkin Anything Muppet firefighter from episode 2621: I just want to start a flame A flame in your heart

Madame Alma Cluck: (offstage, clucking in despair)

Snuffy: (rushing out with a life preserver) Don't worry, I'll save you!

( Snuffy returns to the stage with Madame Alma Cluck, moaning in the life preserver.)

Snuffy: Are you proud of yourselves? You made this chicken a nervous wreck!

( Adam T. Glaser, Firefighter Jackson , Fanny the Firefighter and a Pumpkin Anything Muppet firefighter from episode 2621 bow as the stage fills with more smoke.)