Spike the Quarry Dragon

Spike the Quarry Dragon is the ninth episode of the eighteenth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the four hundred and twenty-third episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Thomas the Quarry Engine.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Braeburn as Toby
 * Cherry Fizzy as Porter
 * Discord Diesel
 * Twilight Sparkle as Mavis
 * Cheese Sandwich as Salty
 * Scootaloo as Henrietta
 * Changelings as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Gustave as Cranky
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Thunderlane as Stanley (cameo)
 * Diamond Tiara as Arry (cameo) (I know, Diamond Tiara is female)
 * Silver Spoon Bert (cameo) (I know, Silver Spoon is female)

Transcript
Narrator: "At the very end of Spike's route lays the Ponyville Quarry, one of the oldest quarries in Equestria. Twilight Sparkle is the alicorn who works there, arranging changelings with stone."

Twilight Sparkle: "Get in line and get ready. You'll heading off for the docks this afternoon."

Changelings: "Oh, ow, ow!"

Narrator: "It's not an easy job, but Twilight knows how to keep the changelings in line.

One day, there was a big order of stone from the Quarry to the docks. Spike and Discord had been sent to collect it, but they couldn't agree on which of them would be at the back."

Spike: "It would be better if you were at the back, Discord, After all, it is my route."

Discord: "Nonsense, Spike! You should be at the back. Having a draconquus on your route is bound to improve it."

Spike: "I could take the changelings by myself."

Discord: "Don't make me laugh! Those changelings are much too heavy for one animal, especially a baby dragon like you."

Twilight Sparkle: "You two should stop arguing. You don't know how lucky are you. I work here in the quarry all the time. At least you get to see the rest of Ponyville and the seaside."

Spike: "Would you like to be my back animal, Twilight?"

Twilight Sparkle: "Oh no, Spike. I have too much work to do here. There are more changelings to get ready and,"

Spike: "I'm sure Discord can look after things here until you get back."

Twilight Sparkle: "That does sound nice, if Discord agrees. In fact, it's a lovely idea."

Discord: "Well, I've got a better one. You can be my front animal, Twilight. Magical creatures are new and revolutionary. We'd be two magical creatures working together."

Twilight Sparkle: "Well, I suppose. Please, Spike, can you look after things here until I get back?"

Discord: "Ta-ta Spike! See you later"

Twilight Sparkle: "There are more changelings to get ready. They need to go to the docks by four. But you'll have to mind them, they can be very troublesome."

Spike: (sighs) "I do know how to look after changelings, Twilight."

Narrator: "Spike set to work taking empty changelings to be filled with stone, and shunting full ones into line. But the changelings were very troublesome. They didn't like to be pushed."

Changelings: "Oh, stop that!"

Narrator: "And they didn't like to be pulled."

Changelings: "Oh, stop! Leave us alone!"

Narrator: "Spike started to get very impatient. He was ready for Twilight and Discord to come back."

Spike: (sighs)

Twilight Sparkle: "Oh, I do love to be by the seaside!"

Cheese Sandwich: "Ah, you're an alicorn after me own heart, Twilight."

Twilight Sparkle: "Thanks for letting me work with you, Discord. But we really do have to get back."

Discord: "What's the rush? We could do another job together. These changelings need to go to the yards. Come on!"

Spike: "Ah ha, here they are at last.

You're not Twilight and Discord."

Braeburn: "I never said we were, did I?"

Scootaloo: "I would have noticed it if you had."

Spike: "But these changelings need to get to the docks, and I need a back animal to take them. Would you like to work with me, Braeburn? You can be my back animal."

Braeburn: "That's too many changelings for me, Spike. And besides, I need to take the workers home for their supper."

Scootaloo: "Just be patient, Spike. I'm sure Twilight and Discord will be back very soon."

Narrator: "Twilight and Discord had delivered the changelings to the yards. Now Twilight was ready to get back to the quarry."

Twilight Sparkle: "I've had a great time, Discord. But I really do need to get back now."

Discord: "But, there are more changelings that need to be taken to the Everfree Forest, Twilight. We make a good time, you and me.

You'd get to see the Ponyville Bridge."

Narrator: "Spike was still waiting and getting very impatient."

Spike: "Hoity Toity will be very cross if these changelings don't get to the docks on time. But, he would be very happy it I took them myself. That's it! I'll show that revolutionary Discord I don't need a back animal after all."

Narrator: "The changelings thought that was a great idea."

Changelings: "Yes, Spike. Do it. We won't push, and we won't hold back. We'll be on our very best behavior." (Laugh)

Narrator: "The changelings were heavy and hard to pull without a back animal. But once they were rolling, they went very well.

Until they reached the first hill."

Changelings: "Hold back, hold back!" (Laugh)

Narrator: "Without a back animal to push from behind, it was very hard to pull the heavy changelings up the hill."

Spike: "Oh! You said you were going to be good."

Changelings: (Giggle) "Sorry, Spike. We forgot. We won't hold you back anymore." (Laugh)

Spike: "What? No! Help!"

Changelings: "On, on! Faster, faster!" (Laugh)

Narrator: "Without a back animal to pull back from behind, it was very hard to slow down, and Spike's trailer wasn't strong enough to stop the heavy changelings."

Changelings: (Laugh) "Faster, faster!"

Spike: "Oh no! Braeburn, look out!"

Narrator: "Luckily, a signalman switched him on a siding."

(CRASH!)

Changelings: (Laugh)

Twilight Sparkle: "Spike, what happened?"

Spike: "You two were taking so long, I decided not to wait and take the changelings by myself."

Twilight Sparkle: "Without a back animal?"

Spike: "Not a good idea. I know."

Discord: "Sorry, Spike. I did tell Twilight a number of times that we should get back to the quarry."

Twilight Sparkle: "What? You never said... Oh!"

Hoity Toity: (Clears throat)

Narrator: "Twilight and Discord helped to get Spike and the changelings back onto the path."

Hoity Toity: "I know naughty Discord and Twilight Sparkle left you all on your own, Spike, but you should never have taken those changelings without a back animal."

Spike: "I'm sorry, sir. I was trying to be useful."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity sent Twilight Sparkle back to the quarry to do what she does best. But he also realized that now and then, it was nice for her to take changelings down to the docks, and take makes Twilight a very happy alicorn, indeed."

Twilight Sparkle: "Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside." (Cheese Sandwich joins in) "Oh! I do like to be beside the sea. Oh! I do like to stroll along the Prom, Prom, Prom. Where the brass bands play:" (Gustave joins in) "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!" (Spike joins in) "Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside." (Cherry Fizzy joins in) "Oh! I do like to be beside the sea. When I'm down beside the sea. I'm beside myself with glee. Beside the seaside! Beside the sea!"