Sesame Street Avalon 12 Crayons/Airport Hotel (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Bert Yellow as Homer Simpson

Lyrics
Bert Yellow: Well, since you blew the challenge, And we're not allowed to tell. We're getting all expenses paid at, Airport Hotel.

The pillow's so foamy, baby. Order food on the phone-y. We'll eat Toblerone-y, So don't cry.

For breakfast they have bagels. Cream cheese but no lox. A mini pack of cereal, Make a bowl out of the box.

The pool's so chlorine-y, baby. The towel's so teeny. No lifeguard to be seen-y, We could die.

No jobs, no kids, no Big Bird Yellow. Choice of bar soap or bath gel. Small ketchup's friends with tiny mustard, Airport Hotel.

Now that I've shown you, baby. They'll leave us alone, yeah, baby. Toilet's got a phone, yeah, Don't know why.