Avenue Q nail polish/A Singing Telegram (from The Backyardigans)

Cast

 * If You Were Gay as Uniqua

Part 1
If You Were Gay: A singing telegram...I'll sing it really well! My singing telegram from the folks that think you're swell! My plane will get it there today, no matter where you dwell! My singing telegram from the folks who think you're swell. And if you wanna know what a telegram is, I'll tell you! It's a special kind of message...that people sometimes send! They send that special message to a relative or friend! It makes the friend feel better...if something's going wrong! It helps to know that someone cares to send this special song! The singing telegram...the service I do well. A singing telegram...from the folks who think you're swell! I bring a friendly message, I sing nice, I don't yell! A singing telegram from the folks who think you're swell.

Part 2
If You Were Gay: It really doesn't matter...the shape your ship is in! Cleaning up is easy when you wear a grin! This singing telegram...I sing it really well! A singing telegram...from the folks who think you're swell. Mi...mi...mi...mi! So smile! Won't you smi-i-i-ile? Come on...it's time to smi-i-i-ile! Avast, ahoy, me hearty! Your life would be a party if you'd smile! If you'd smile! If you'd smile!

Part 3
If You Were Gay: Princess, please don't grumble...'bout every single sound! Pretty noises like this song are nice to be around! This singing telegram...I sing it really well! A singing telegram...from the folks who think you're swell. Mi...mi...mi...mi! So smile! Won't you smi-i-i-ile? Come on...it's time to smi-i-i-ile! Don't be mean and screechy, life would just be peachy if you'd smile! If you'd smile! If you'd smile!

Part 4
If You Were Gay: Mi-mi-mi-mi...so smile, won't you smi-i-i-ile? Come on, it's time to smi-i-i-ile! Abominable buddy, folks won't think you're nutty if you'd smile. If you'd smile, if you'd smile!