Barney's Greatest Hits (SuperMalechi's version)

Barney's Greatest Hits is a custom Barney Clip Show and custom Barney Home Video for Season 3. It is released on September 18, 1997. In June 9, 2010, it was retitled "Barney's Super-Dee-Duper Songs".

Plot
When Barney gets a music box in the mail from Professor Tinkerputt, he, Baby Bop and BJ remember times they had with their friends from the Backyard Gang-Season 2 episodes.

Cast (DON'T EDIT)

 * Barney (Voice: Bob West / Body: David Joyner)
 * Baby Bop (Voice: Julie Johnson / Body: Jeff Ayers)
 * BJ (Voice: Patty Wirtz / Body: Jeff Brooks)

Songs (DON'T EDIT)

 * 1) Barney Theme Song
 * 2) Friendship Song (Taken from: Be A Friend)
 * 3) If All The Raindrops (Taken from: The Queen of Make-Believe)
 * 4) The Rainbow Song (Taken from: Red, Blue & Circles Too!)
 * 5) There Are Seven Days (Taken from: Barney Goes to School)
 * 6) The Ants Go Marching (Taken from: Campfire Sing-Along)
 * 7) Pop Goes the Weasel (Taken from: Barney in Concert)
 * 8) John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (Taken from: Everyone is Special)
 * 9) Apples & Bananas (Taken from: Rock With Barney)
 * 10) Do Your Ears Hang Low (Taken from: Barney Live! In New York City)
 * 11) The Wheels on the Bus (Taken from: Stop, Look and Be Safe!)
 * 12) Down on Grandpa's Farm (Taken from: Barney in Concert)
 * 13) And the Green Grass Grows All Around (Taken from: The Treasure of Rainbow Beard)
 * 14) Mr. Knickerbocker (Taken from: Three Wishes)
 * 15) BJ's Song (Taken from: Barney Live! In New York City!)
 * 16) Peanut Butter (Taken from: A Day at the Beach)
 * 17) Sally The Camel (Taken from: Barney In Concert)
 * 18) My Yellow Blankey (Taken from: My Favorite Things)
 * 19) Please and Thank You (Taken from: Barney Live! In New York City)
 * 20) Itsy Bitsy Spider (Taken from: Barney in Concert)
 * 21) Just Imagine (Taken from: An Adventure in Make-Believe)
 * 22) I Love You

End Credit Music

 * 1) Friendship Song

1997, 2000 and 2004 versions

 * Season 2 Opening Sequence
 * Season 2 Opening Scene (Barney is a dinosaur, from our imagination)
 * Barney and Derek clapping and jumping during "Pop Goes the Weasel" in "Barney in Concert" (And when he's tall he's what we call)
 * Barney, BJ and kids in pretend bus during "The Wheels on the Bus" in "Stop, Look and Be Safe!" (A dinosaur sensation)
 * Barney playing piano during "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" in "Everyone is Special"
 * Barney and the Backyard Gang marching during "The Ants Go Marching" in "Campfire Sing-Along"
 * BJ and Baby Bop arriving (Barney's friends are big and small)
 * Barney and the Backyard Gang singing "Mr. Knickerbocker" in "Three Wishes" (They come from lots of places)
 * Barney, BJ and kids singing "My Yellow Blankey" in "My Favorite Things" (After school, they meet to play and)
 * Barney, Baby Bop and kids singing "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" (Sing with happy faces)
 * Barney, Baby Bop and BJ after the music box comes out of the box (Barney shows us lots of things)
 * Barney and Tina singing "Down on Grandpa's Farm" in "Barney in Concert" (Like how to play pretend)
 * Barney and the Backyard Gang singing "There Are Seven Days" in "Barney Goes to School" (ABC's and 123's)
 * Barney, Baby Bop and BJ hugging after "I Love You" (And how to be a friend)
 * Barney and kids singing "If All the Raindrops" in "The Queen of Make-Believe" (Barney comes to play with us)
 * Kids singing "Please and Thank You" in "Barney Live! In New York City" (Whenever we may need him)
 * Barney singing "Just Imagine" to BJ and Baby Bop in "An Adventure in Make-Believe" (Barney can be your friend, too)
 * Rainbow appearing on tire swing with Season 1 Barney doll, then winks, but with the re-design twinkle on Barney's eye for a wink (If you just make-believe him)
 * Season 2 Title Card saying "Barney's Greatest Hits".

2010 version

 * Season 7-13 Opening Sequence
 * Barney setting the Music Box down on the table (Barney is a dinosaur)
 * BJ and Baby Bop hugging Barney (From our imagination)
 * Barney and the Backyard Gang clapping their hands in "Three Wishes" (And when he's tall he's what we call)
 * Barney, Derek and the audience singing "Pop Goes The Weasel" in "Barney In Concert" (A dinosaur sensation)
 * Luci singing "There Are Seven Days" in "Barney Goes to School"
 * Barney and the kids singing "The Rainbow Song" in "Red, Blue and Circles Too!"
 * Barney and BJ saying "Bye" to Baby Bop as she goes to hop outside
 * Barney and BJ looking at the disc (with a silly song) (Barney's friends are big and small)
 * Barney and the Backyard Gang singing "The Ants Go Marching" in "Campfire Sing-Along" (They come from lots of places)
 * Baby Bop singing "My Yellow Blankey" in "My Favorite Things" (After school, they meet to play and)
 * Barney and the Backyard Gang singing "Mr. Knickerbocker" in "Three Wishes" (Sing with happy faces)
 * BJ putting the disc (with the picture of Michael, Derek, Kathy and Tosha) in (Barney shows us lots of things)
 * Barney showing a pig during "Down on Grandpa's Farm" in "Barney in Concert" (Like how to play pretend)
 * Barney and the kids singing "Do Your Ears Hang Low" in "Barney Live! In New York City!" (ABC's)
 * Barney and the Backyard Gang singing "There Are Seven Days" in "Barney Goes to School" (and 123's)
 * Barney hugging BJ during "I Love You" (And how to be a friend)
 * Barney, BJ and the kids singing "My Yellow Blankey" in "My Favorite Things"" (Barney comes to play with us)
 * Barney showing red during the first verse of "The Rainbow Song" in "Red, Blue and Circles Too!" (Whenever we may need him)
 * Barney, Baby Bop and BJ hugging during "I Love You" (Barney can be your friend, too)
 * Barney, BJ and Baby Bop saying "Bye" to the viewers (If you just make-believe him)
 * Season 7-13 Title Card saying "Barney's Super-Dee-Duper Songs".

Notes/Trivia

 * Barney has his Season 3 voice and 1994-1997 costume.
 * Baby Bop has her Season 3 voice and 1996-1997 costume.
 * BJ has his Season 3 voice and 1996-1997 costume.
 * The Barney costume from "Barney's Sense-Sational Day" are used for the new material.
 * The musical arrangements from "Barney's Fun & Games" are used only for the new material.
 * The end credit music's arrangements from "Barney's Musical Scrapbook" are used.
 * Season 3's I Love You has the same vocals from "If the Shoe Fits...", except the kids' vocal part is cut off.
 * Though it was a Season 3 home video, this home video felt like a Season 2 home video, because it used the Season 2 Opening Sequence in the Barney Theme Song, the Season 2 Opening Scene, and the scene with the Barney doll on the tire-swing (from Season 1-2) with the re-designed twinkle on the Barney doll (used for Season 2), and the Season 2 Title Card. This would be used for the 1997, 2000 and 2004 versions. In 2010, when it was retitled "Barney's Super-Dee-Duper Songs", the Season 7-13 opening sequence would also replace the Season 2 intro. Plus, the end credit font from the Backyard Gang video series, as well as some home videos from Season 1-3 (1992-1995), returns to this video after not been used since "Barney's Magical Toyland Trip!" (August 2, 1995).
 * Below the Season 2 Opening Sequence (used for the 1997, 2000 and 2004 releases), two words "Home Video" are added.
 * This is another home video to take place in the Second Era set, and with the Season 3 Barney, Baby Bop and BJ costumes and voices.
 * This home video felt like a Season 4 video, because they used the Second Era school, playground and treehouse sets in the new material. This home video also felt like a Season 3 video, because they still used Season 3's Barney, Baby Bop and BJ costumes and voices, and Season 3's musical arrangements and background music.
 * Though this isn't a stage show, the front cover has Barney (with a microphone), BJ (with a guitar), and Baby Bop (with a drum) performing on a stage, with the Classic Collection spine on top. This artwork is silimar to the one for "Barney's Favorite Songs", except the 1994-1997 Barney costume and the 1996-1997 BJ and Baby Bop costumes are in place of the 1999-2002 Barney costume and the 1997-2002 BJ and Baby Bop costumes.
 * When BJ and Baby Bop arrive at the school classroom and greet Barney, BJ's "Hi Barney!" is made from BJ's "Hi everybody!" sound clip taken from "It's Raining, It's Pouring...", except it does sound like "Hi Barney!", and is a bit sped down and mixed with BJ's 1996 voice and Baby Bop's "Hi Barney!" is taken from "Barney Live! In New York City!", except it was mixed with Baby Bop's 1996 voice.
 * After BJ and Baby Bop arrive and hug Barney, when BJ says "What'cha doing, Barney?", the sound clip is "What'cha doing?" from "I Can Be A Firefighter!", except it has the "Barney" word added. Plus, the whole sound clip is mixed with BJ's 1996 voice.
 * This is another time Barney isn't seen coming to life; instead, he is seen bringing the box in the school classroom.
 * This is another time Barney doesn't turn back into a doll; instead, after the "I Love You" song, he, BJ and Baby Bop leave the classroom to go over to Professor Tinkerputt, to thank him for the music box.
 * When Barney arrives at the classroom with the box, the music from "Are We There Yet?" (when Kathy tells Mr. Teddy about reading books in the library) is used.
 * When Barney sets the box onto the table, the music from "Barney Live! In New York City!" (when Barney and the kids go to play at the backyard with the help of the audience) is used.
 * When BJ and Baby Bop arrive and greet Barney, the music from "Barney Safety" (when Barney tells BJ, Jason and Tosha about smelling smoke in a burning building, telling a grown-up and getting out) is used.
 * When Baby Bop goes to hop outside at the playground, the music from "Barney's Musical Scrapbook" (when Barney and Baby Bop look at the picture of them, Stella and the kids at the classroom from "Ships Ahoy!") is used.
 * When Baby Bop is tired from all the hopping outside at the school playground, the music from "I Can Be A Firefighter" (when BJ arrives at the school classroom) is used.
 * When BJ says "Me too!" while he, Barney and Baby Bop are hungry, the sound clip was voiced by Derek (protrayed by Rickety Carter) from "On The Move!", except it was mixed with BJ's 1996 voice.
 * Before the I Love You song, when Barney tells BJ and Baby Bop about his favorite memories, the music from "I Can Be A Firefighter" (when Barney tells Kathy, Julie, Jason and Tosha about people helping other people after the "People Helping Other People" song) is used.
 * After I Love You, when Barney, BJ and Baby Bop say bye to the viewer(s) and leave the school classroom to go outside to thank Professor Tinkerputt for the music box, then we fade into the music box, and then, the button of the music box winks, the music from "Barney's Musical Scrapbook" (when Barney tells the viewer(s) that the surprise party is stu-u-pendous and takes a picture of them at the end) is used.
 * All the songs from the 2000 CD album release (which was released three years later) are used, except "Rock-a-Bye-Baby/Hey Diddle Diddle/Wee Willie Winkie/Diddle Diddle Dumpling", "Lavender's Blue", and "Listen to the Night Time".
 * The same clip translations used in this home video were also used for "Dino-Dancin' Tunes".
 * Professor Tinkerputt was mentioned in this home video, but he was not seen.
 * Some 2000 re-releases have the 2000 CD album of the same name, which is on the back of the cover artwork.
 * When the CD release was released in 2000, three extra songs, "Rock-a-Bye-Baby/Hey Diddle Diddle/Wee Willie Winkie/Diddle Diddle Dumpling", "Lavender's Blue", and "Listen to the Night Time" are added.
 * This home video was filmed and produced in December 18-21, 1996.
 * The preview for this video is announced by Gina from "Sesame Street".
 * The printedate says "7-28-97".

Transcript
(we open up, and we see Barney carrying his box with the music box in it into the school, and sets it down on the table)
 * Barney (sees viewer(s)): Oh, hi everybody! I'm so happy to see you! I got a Super-Dee-Duper surprise in the mail today. It's this small box. Let's open it.
 * (before he gets to, BJ's whistle is heard, and Baby Bop's giggle is heard)
 * Barney: That's funny! Did the box just whistle, then giggle?
 * (BJ and Baby Bop come in classroom)
 * BJ: Hi Barney!
 * Baby Bop: Hi Barney!
 * Barney: Hi BJ! Hi Baby Bop!
 * (they hug Barney)
 * BJ: What'cha doing, Barney? (gives Barney a high-five)
 * Barney: I got a surprise in the mail today!
 * Baby Bop: Oh, goody! Let's see what it is!
 * Barney: Oh, here's a note with it, too. Dear Barney, This is my newest invention! To open it, pull the string off the box, then stand back.
 * Baby Bop: I'll pull the string off! (pulls off string)
 * BJ: Now, stand back!
 * (they run away from the box, box starts shaking, sparkles that make Barney come to life, make it come out, and the music machine is seen, then they come back)
 * Baby Bop: What is it, Barney?
 * Barney: There's more to the note. Let's find out. If you want to remember some of your favorite memories, use this music box. Push a green button on top, put the disc in, and see a fun memory. Enjoy! Your friend, Professor Tinkerputt.
 * BJ: A disc like this? (after pulling one out of the bottom, holds it up)
 * Barney: I think so. Oh, and look on the disc! It has Kathy, Tosha, Derek and Michael on it. It was on the day we first met Tosha, and I took that picture.
 * BJ: Let's see if it works!
 * (pushes green button, puts the disk in, goes in, colorful squares translates, then music starts for "Friendship Song")
 * Barney: Friends are special, so important. They make the world go round.
 * Kathy & Tosha: We like helping one another in school or on the playground.
 * Derek & Michael: Friends are there to help each other when one is feeling sad.
 * Barney & Kids: Being friends is very special. Be a friend, and you'll be glad. Friends are special, so important. They make the world go round. We like helping one another in school or on the playground. Friends are there to help each other when one is feeling sad. Being friends is very special. Be a friend, and you'll be glad. Being friends is very special. Be a friend, and you'll be glad.
 * (music ends, and the same transition to get back to the main movie is used (the one from Dino Dancin' Tunes), then disc comes out, and BJ puts it back)
 * Barney: That was Stu-u-pendous!
 * Baby Bop: Barney, look at this disc. It looks like rain on it.
 * Barney: But maybe we can imagine a more tasty rain, then a bad rain.
 * Baby Bop: Okay. Here we go.
 * (Baby Bop pushes green button, puts disk in, colorful squares translate, then music starts for "If All the Raindrops")
 * Tina: If all the raindrops, were lemondrops, and gumdrops, oh, what a rain that would be. Standing outside, with my mouth open-wide.
 * Kids: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
 * Tina: If all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops, oh, what a rain that would be.
 * Barney: Oh, can I try now? I got a yummy idea for snow! If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes, oh, what a snow that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open-wide.
 * Kids: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
 * Barney: If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes, oh, what a snow that would be. I like this song. Now let's do more make-believe. If all the sunbeams were bubblegum and ice cream, oh, what a sun that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open-wide.
 * Kids: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
 * Barney: If all the sunbeams were bubblegum and ice cream, oh, what a sun that would be.
 * Min: And if we ate all these things, we'd all have tummys like Barney.
 * Barney & Kids: If all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops, oh, what a rain that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open-wide.
 * Kids: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
 * Barney & Kids: If all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops, oh, what a rain that would be.
 * (music ends, and translates back to Barney, Baby Bop and BJ, then disc comes out)
 * Barney: Looks like the rain stopped. Now, do you know what happens after it rains?
 * Baby Bop: We get sad, because we don't get to eat the tasty rain, anymore.
 * Barney: Nope.
 * BJ: We get to go outside, and play?
 * Barney: That's not what I'm thinking about, but that is one thing you do. There's a disc here that will tell you. No peeking.
 * (Barney pushes green button, puts in a disc with a rainbow on it, then squares start translating)
 * BJ: Can we open our eyes now?
 * Barney: Sure.
 * (translates)
 * Barney: I'll give you a clue. My pretty colors cross the sunny sky, after rain clouds say "Bye, bye." What am I?
 * Michael: Hmm. Pretty colors cross the sunny sky.
 * Kathy: After rain clouds have gone "Bye, bye."
 * Tosha: I know! It's a rainbow!
 * Barney: Right! Look! (turns easel around to let kids see rainbow) Look at all the colors!
 * (music starts for "The Rainbow Song")
 * Barney: Oh, I like red. It's the color of an apple. Orange. It's the color of an orange. Yellow. It's a lemon, and our wonderful sun, sun, sun. Green. It's the color of the trees, and lots of things that grow. And then there's blue for the sky, and purple that's the color that's fun, fun, fun.
 * Barney & Kids: And when we put those colors side by side, now what do you think we've done? We've made a rainbow. And it's a really beautiful one, one, one.
 * Kids: Oh, I like red.
 * Barney: It's the color of an apple.
 * Kids: Orange.
 * Barney: It's the color of an orange.
 * Kids: Yellow.
 * Barney: It's a lemon, and our wonderful sun, sun, sun.
 * Kids: Green.
 * Barney: It's the color of the trees, and lots of things that grow.
 * Kids: And then there's blue for the sky, and purple that's the color that's fun, fun, fun.
 * Barney & Kids: And when we put those colors side by side, now what do you think we've done? We've made a rainbow. We've made a rainbow. We've made a rainbow, and it's a really beautiful one.
 * (music ends, translates back to Barney, Baby Bop and BJ, then disc comes out)
 * BJ: I haven't thought of a rainbow.
 * Baby Bop: Yeah! Rainbows are pretty! And I found a disc that has a pretty calender, with a bunch of pretty colors!
 * Barney: Let's put it in then, Baby Bop.
 * (Baby Bop pushes green button, puts the disc in with the calender on it, goes in, then squares translate)
 * Luci: Hey, you all! Look at this calender! Tina, let's do "The Calender Song".
 * Tina: Okay!
 * Luci: Everybody sit down, and I'll teach it to you.
 * Barney and the kids: OK Oh boy.
 * (music starts for "There Are Seven Days")
 * Luci: There are seven days. There are seven days. There are seven days in a week.
 * Kids: There are seven days. There are seven days. There are seven days in a week. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. There are seven days. There are seven days. There are seven days in a week. There are seven days. There are seven days. There are seven days in a week. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
 * (music ends)
 * Luci: Sunday!
 * Tina: Monday!
 * Derek: Tuesday!
 * Adam: Wednesday!
 * Michael: Thursday!
 * Amy: Friday!
 * Barney: Saturday!
 * (they all cheer, then translates back to Barney, Baby Bop and BJ, and disc comes out)
 * Barney: That was fun! (takes disc out, and puts it back)
 * BJ: Yeah! Let's find another disc!
 * Baby Bop: Here's one! It has ants marching!
 * Barney: Let's put it in!
 * (puts in disc, translates, and music starts for "The Ants Go Marching")
 * Barney & Kids: The ants go marching one by one. Hurrah. Hurrah. The ants go marching two by two. Hurrah. Hurrah. The ants go marching three by three. The little one stops to climb a tree.
 * (Tina pretends to climb a tree)
 * Barney & Kids: And they all go marching down to the ground to get out of the rain. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. The ants go marching four by four. Hurrah. Hurrah. The ants go marching five by five. Hurrah. Hurrah. The ants go marching six by six. The little one stops to pick up sticks.
 * (Derek pretends to pick up sticks)
 * Barney & Kids: And they all go marching down to the ground to get out of the rain. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. The ants go marching seven by seven. Hurrah, Hurrah. The ants go marching eight by eight. Hurrah. Hurrah. The ants go marching nine by nine. The little stops to check the time.
 * (ant checks clock)
 * Ant: Oh no!
 * Barney & Kids: And they all go marching down to the ground to get out of the rain. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
 * Tina: The ants go marching ten by ten. The little one stops to say "The End".
 * Barney & Kids: And they all go marching down to the ground to get out of the rain. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
 * (music ends, while ants go back in the ant hill)
 * Tina: Look! The ants are disappearing.
 * Amy: Their going into that hole in the ground.
 * Jeffery: That's an ant hill.
 * Barney: And we better be marching off, too. There's a lot more to see on this hiking trail.
 * Tina: Bye, bye, ants. (blows kiss goodbye, and translates back to Barney, Baby Bop and BJ, then disc comes out, Barney puts it back, and Baby Bop continues marching)
 * BJ: Aye, yie, yie, Sissy! The song is over!
 * Baby Bop: I know! I just like to march!
 * Barney: And I know you like to hop too, Baby Bop. (gets a disc with a Jack-In-A-Box on it) And I think this disc has some hopping in the song.
 * (puts disc in, and translates)
 * Derek: Let's do "Pop Goes the Weasel".
 * Barney: (talks to Derek) Great idea, Derek! (talks to audience) Now, for this song, when you hear the word "pop", we need everyone to clap like this. And..
 * (Barney and Derek jump up, and clap)
 * Barney: POP! Okay, let's try it again! And...
 * (jump up and clap again)
 * Barney: POP! One more time. And...
 * (jump up and clap)
 * Barney: POP! Very good! I think it's time to sing. (music starts for "Pop Goes the Weasel") Come on, everybody. Don't forget to clap.
 * Barney, Derek & Audience: All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chase the weasel. The monkey thought was all in fun. (jumps up, and claps) POP! Goes the weasel. Penny for a spool of thread. Penny for a needle. That's the way the money goes. (jumps up and claps) POP! Goes the weasel. The painter needs a ladder and brush. The artist needs an easel. The dancers need a fiddlers, too. (jumps up and claps) POP! Goes the weasel. I've no time to wait or decide, or to tell the reason why. Kiss me, quick. I'm off. Goodbye. (jumps up, and claps) POP! Goes the weasel.
 * Barney: Pop. Pop, pop, pop.
 * (music ends, audience cheers, translates back to Barney, Baby Bop and BJ, and disc comes out)
 * Baby Bop: That was fun! I love to hop!
 * (hops outside)
 * Baby Bop: See ya.
 * Barney: See you later, Baby Bop.
 * BJ: Bye, sissy.
 * Barney: Well, BJ. Have you decided on a disc to put in?
 * BJ: Not yet.
 * Barney: What kind of song would you like to hear?
 * BJ: A silly song.
 * Barney (finds a disc with a bunch of people, looking confused): This one looks like it'll have a silly song, BJ.
 * BJ: Let's put it in!
 * (puts disc in, and translates)
 * Baby Bop: What if everybody was named "Baby Bop"?
 * Luci: I don't think you'd like that, Baby Bop.
 * Baby Bop: Why not?
 * Luci: If everyone's name was just the same, then my name would be your name. Boys and girls would get mixed up, because his name would be her name. We'd all look around when a friend called your name. We'd all go at once on your turn in the game. And if someone was naughty, you might get the blame, if everyone's name was just the same. And that's why I think it's fine that you have your name, and I have mine.
 * Baby Bop: That was funny, Luci!
 * Barney: It sure was. And you know, it reminds me of a silly song that's fun to sing.
 * (all talking at once, wondering what song)
 * Barney: It's a song that let's us all make-believe that we do have the very same name, and it's a great big name, too!
 * (all talking at once, wondering what name)
 * Barney: John... Jacob... Jingleheimer Schmidt!
 * (all cheered)
 * (Barney starts playing the piano, as music starts for "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt")
 * Barney, Baby Bop & Kids: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! His name is my name, too! Whenever I go out, the people alway's shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"
 * Derek, Kathy & Shawn: Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da!
 * (all confused where it came from)
 * Barney, Baby Bop & Kids: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! His name is my name, too. Whenever I go out, the people alway's shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"
 * Derek, Kathy & Shawn: Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da!
 * (see it was Derek, Kathy & Shawn)
 * Barney, Baby Bop & Kids: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. His name is my name, too! Whenever I go out, the people alway's shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!" Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da! Oh yeah!
 * (music ends, translates back to Barney and BJ, then disc comes out)
 * BJ: (takes disc, and puts it back) That really was a silly song!
 * Barney: I'm glad you liked it!
 * (Baby Bop comes back in the classroom)
 * Baby Bop: I'm tired from all that hopping outside!
 * Barney: Well, let's find another disc, and we can just relax while listening to it.
 * Baby Bop: Can I pick a disc, Barney?
 * Barney: Sure!
 * (picks a disc)
 * Baby Bop: Look at this disc! It has apples and bananas on it! It's making me hungry!
 * BJ: Me too!
 * Barney: And me too! Well, while we listen to the song, we can relax, and eat apples and bananas! (does magic, and a table appears with apples and bananas on it, and BJ and Baby Bop sit down)
 * Barney: Here we go!
 * (puts disc in, and translates, and music starts for "Apples and Bananas")
 * Michael & Luci: I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas. I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas. I like to ate, ate, ate ay-pples and ba-nay-nays. I like to ate, ate, ate ay-pples and ba-nay-nays. (the two laugh)
 * Barney: Okay. I get it now. I like to eat, eat, eat ee-ples and ba-nee-nees. I like to eat, eat, eat ee-ples and ba-nee-nees.
 * Barney & Kids: I like to ite, ite, ite iy-ples and ba-ny-nys. I like to ite, ite, ite iy-ples and ba-ny-nys. I like to ote, ote, ote oh-ples and ba-no-nos. I like to ote, ote, ote oh-ples and ba-no-nos. I like to oot, oot, oot oo-ples and ba-noo-noos. I like to oot, oot, oot oo-ples and ba-noo-noos.
 * (music ends)
 * Barney: That's a take!
 * Derek: That was great, Barney!
 * Amy: And if we work on protecting our earth, we'll alway's have lots of apples and bananas!
 * Barney: That's right, gang! And lots of veggies for me!
 * (translates back to Barney, Baby Bop and BJ, then disc comes out)
 * BJ: Thanks for the snacks, Barney.
 * Barney: Your welcome! I'm glad you enjoyed it! But it's time to clean up! (does magic, and table disappears)
 * Baby Bop (gets disc): Barney, look at this disc. It has an elephant, my favorite animal, and it's ears hang low.
 * Barney: Let's put it in!
 * (puts disc in, and translates)
 * Barney: Your just a little elephant, but my! What big ears you have! (giggles) Okay, you little elephants out there. Let's see how low your ears hang.
 * Barney & Kids: Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw over your shoulder, like a contiental soldier? Do your ears hang low?
 * Barney: Everybody sing!
 * Barney & Kids: Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder like a contiental soldier? Do your ears hang low?
 * Barney: Oh boy! One more time, everybody!
 * Barney & Kids: Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder like a contiental soldier? Do your ears hang low?
 * (music ends, and translates back to Barney, Baby Bop and BJ, then disc comes out)
 * Baby Bop: T*Barney & Kids: Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder like a contiental soldier? Do your ears hang low?
 * Baby Bop: That was a cute elephant.
 * Barney: It sure was, Baby Bop. How would you like to see some more cute animals?
 * BJ & Baby Bop: We can?
 * Barney: Sure! (gets a disc with a bus on it) We can pretend to ride in a bus, singing a song, while we pretend to go somewhere.
 * BJ: Alright!
 * (puts disc in, and translates, Barney is seen with a bus driving hat, pretending to drive, and stops)
 * Barney: (while music starts) So let's all go for a ride. Come on, everybody! Buckle up your seatbelts.
 * Barney, BJ & Kids: The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round. Round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round. All through the town.
 * Barney: And here's our first stop.
 * Barney, BJ & Kids: The doors on the bus go open and shut. Open and shut. Open and shut. The doors on the bus go open and shut. All through the town. The people on the bus go up and down. Up and down. Up and down. The people on the bus go up and down. All through the town. The babies on the bus go wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wah. The babies on the bus go wah, wah, wah. All through the town. The mommys on the bus go sh, sh, sh. Sh, sh, sh. Sh, sh, sh. The daddies on the bus go sh, sh, sh. All through the town.
 * (music ends, and translates back to Barney, Baby Bop and BJ, then disc comes out)
 * Barney: That was fun! We're at the final stop.
 * Baby Bop: Where are we?
 * Barney (gets a disc with a farm on it): Grandpa's farm!
 * BJ: Cool!
 * (puts disc in, and translates)
 * Tina: Barney, everybody's ready now. Let's sing "Down on Grandpa's Farm". (music starts) Remember to help us with the animal sounds.
 * Barney: Everybody join in! OK.(farm set comes down) (giggles) Let's hear those ducks, and those hens. (giggles)

Preview Script

 * Barney: If you want to remember some of your favorite memories, use this music box. Push a green button on top, put the disc in, and see a fun memory. Enjoy! Your friend, Professor Tinkerputt.
 * Announcer: Todaty Barney as he got a surprise box in the mail.
 * Baby Bop: What is it?
 * Announcer: It's a music box from Professor Tinkerputt. Join Barney as he, Baby Bop and BJ sing songs from the past episodes and videos.
 * Barney & Kids: Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
 * Announcer: This newest video "Barney's Greatest Hits" features 20 of your favorite memories from our favorite purple friend.
 * Barney: I like to eat, eat, eat ee-ples and ba-nee-nees. I like to eat, eat, eat ee-ples and ba-nee-nees.
 * Barney: Well, BJ. Have you decided on a disc to put in?
 * BJ: Not yet.
 * Barney: What kind of song would you like to hear?
 * BJ: A silly song.
 * Announcer: This music box has songs on discs. And we enjoy lots of them.
 * Barney: That was fun! We're at the final stop.
 * Baby Bop: Where are we?
 * Barney (gets a disc with a farm on it): Grandpa's farm!
 * BJ: Cool!
 * (fade to black with the cover art and the Lyrick Studios logo)
 * Announcer: Barney's Greatest Hits, now on home video September 18, 1997.