It's a Not-So Meaningful Light Production Trailer

Transcript

 * Narrator: Get ready for a hilarious trip to Ninaborough as the studios of Big Idea take you on a high-seas musical told in unmistakeable Veggie style!
 * Young Lass: It's gonna shine, alright.
 * (Lady gives out piercing scream)
 * Ginger: (chuckles) I knew that'd get her.
 * Orange: Yep. That'll be a keeper.
 * Narrator: When a greedy man (Cut to three men blowing trumpets) schemes to foil (Cut to a group of people fainting) their every good deeds...
 * Marty: This town will be mine! Hahahahaha!
 * Narrator: A young girl decides to take matters into her own hands.
 * Young Lass: This'll be a night to remember.
 * Mayor's Daughter: You are going to jail!
 * Guy: Where's that young girl?!
 * Person: I'm so angry!
 * Glamour Gourd: This is my only work hour!
 * Sweater Gherkin: Where are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!?!
 * (Sepiatone-elements appear)
 * Narrator: This slavery went on for years, so it will take a lotta suspense and adventure to free them.
 * Young Lass: It's approximately strong for its size.
 * Mayor Jimmy: Oh dear.
 * Person 1: This is gonna be easier than she thought!
 * Young Boy: Dudes, he ate my cake.
 * Captain Pa: Looks like Jonah left his turban on and transformed into a cucumber and his turban stayed the same.
 * (Cut to black, record scratch)
 * Buccaneer Larry: No one has ever gotten outta jail before.
 * Marty: Hold on there! What's the big idea?
 * Guys: Wwwoaaaaaaaahhh...
 * Narrator: In the tradition of "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie", "Esther... The Girl Who Became Queen", "Moe and the Big Exit", "King George and the Ducky", "Gideon: Tuba Warrior", and "The Ballad of Little Joe" is a new fish tale starring everyone's favorite redhead - Petunia Rhubarb as a young lass.
 * Jonah: I will kill you, mister.
 * Narrator: When everybody's focused on being slaves...
 * Ticket Guy: No one around here would sail all the way to Tar-Ship, except those girls over there.
 * Girls: We're Vikings! What do you know, the terrors of the sea.
 * Marty: Get them!
 * Police Chief: Then again...
 * Girls: We're Vikings! Wherever we go pillaging happily.
 * Narrator: Can the young girl overcome her hurt and become trustworthy and loyal? Find out once you buy this video coming in November!