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Grandwarf is the first episode of the fourth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the seventy-ninth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Granpuff.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
 * Grandpa Dave (from Arthur) as Toby
 * Spike (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Duck
 * Doc (from Snow White) as Duke
 * Grumpy (from Snow White) as Sir Handel/Falcon
 * Happy (from Snow White) as Peter Sam/Stuart
 * Stewie (from Family Guy) as Smudger
 * Captain Star (from TUGS) as The Mid-Sodor Railway Manager (does not speak)
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry (cameo)
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon (cameo)
 * Bashful (from Snow White) as Skarloey (cameo)
 * Sneezy (from Snow White) as Rheneas (cameo)
 * Merlin (from The Sword in the Stone) as Sir Robert Norramby (indirectly mentioned)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "One winter's night, when the cold wind blew, the TV Characters found it hard to sleep."

Grandpa Dave: "What we need..."

Narrator: "Suggested Grandpa Dave,"

Grandpa Dave: "Is to listen to a story."

Bart: "A mysterious story."

Narrator: "Said Bart."

Spike: "But,"

Narrator: "Added Spike,"

Spike: "It must have a happy ending."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Driver told me a story,"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor. So everyone listened."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Once upon a time,"

Narrator: "Began RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "There were three little dwarfs, who lived in their own little house on their own little land. Their names were Doc, Happy and Grumpy. Doc was the oldest, and was named after his grace, the Doc of TV Land. He was proud of this, and loved to keep the younger dwarfs in order.

Whenever they did anything that Doc thought wrong, he would say,"

Doc: "That would never suit his grace."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Other dwarfs came and went, but Doc outlasted them all.

Happy and Grumpy used to call him 'Grandwarf.' They were fond of him, but they got very tired of hearing all about 'his grace'.

Sometimes they would tease him and chant,"

Grumpy and Happy: "Dwarfs come and dwarfs go, Grandwarf goes on forever."

Doc: "You impertinent scallywags!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Doc would say."

Doc: "Whatever are you dwarfs coming to?"

Happy: "Never mind, Grandwarf. We're only young once."

Doc: "Well, you better mind. Unless you want to end up like Stewie."

Grumpy: "Oh, Grandwarf? What ever happened?"

Doc: "Stewie,"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Said Doc,"

Doc: "Was a show-off!

He rode roughly and often came off of the road.

I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice."

Stewie: "Listen, Docy, who worries about a few spills?"

Doc: "'We do here,' I said, but Stewie just laughed."

Stewie: "He he he he he!"

Doc: "Until one day, Captain Star said he was going to make him useful at last. Stewie stopped laughing then."

Happy: "Why? W-w-what did he do?"

Doc: "He turned him into a generator. He's still out there behind our house. He'll never move again."

RS Mr. Conductor: "After that, Happy and Grumpy became really useful dwarfs, and all three were happy together for many years.

Then, hard times came. The companies near the hills closed, and the land was closed, too. People came to buy the dwarfs."

Passengers: "We'll take Happy and Grumpy."

RS Mr. Conductor: "No one wanted Doc. They thought him 'Too old'."

Happy: "Cheer up, Grandwarf."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Called Happy."

Happy: "We'll find you some nice land, and then you can come and keep us in order."

RS Mr. Conductor: "They tried to be brave and cheerful, but no one really thought their dreams would come true.

Doc's driver and fireman polished and greased him one last time. They sheeted him snugly, and said good-bye. They had to go away and find work. Doc was alone."

Doc: "Oh, well."

RS Mr. Conductor: "He sighed."

Doc: "I'll go to sleep. It'll help to pass the time."

RS Mr. Conductor: Winter torrents washed soil from the hills. Trees and bushes grew all around. You wouldn't have known a house was there, let alone a dwarf asleep inside."

Bart: "That's not a happy ending!"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Bart."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Ah,"

Narrator: "Murmured RS Mr. Conductor sleepily."

RS Mr. Conductor: "There will be one, but that will have to wait until next time."