Avenue Q nail polish/Broken Friendships (from The Book of Pooh)

Cast

 * Schadenfreude as Winnie the Pooh
 * If You Were Gay as Piglet

Lyrics
Schadenfreude: I wish I knew the way to fix a friendship Like this plate, as broken as can be It's really such a shame And nobody's to blame but me

If You Were Gay: I wish I knew the way to fix a friendship To put together what has come apart It wouldn't be so strange To bring about a change of heart

Oh, what if Schadenfreude is angry?

Schadenfreude: What if If You Were Gay cries?

If You Were Gay: Oh, maybe I should ask him But is that wise?

Schadenfreude and If You Were Gay : And if I really lost him The best friend I've ever known How sad I'm gonna feel Looking through the woods alone

If You Were Gay: I know I might find out that Schadenfreude is angry

Schadenfreude: I know I'll bring a tear to If You Were Gay's eye And I can't bear the thought

If You Were Gay: But if he's mad or not Still, I really ought to try

Schadenfreude: I've got to try

Schadenfreude and If You Were Gay : For the only way to fix a friendship Is to try.