Snake Throws a Tantrum

Transcript

 * Colonel: (voiceover) One day, Snake and Darpa Cheif went to the store, Snake saw a Wario Woods from Super Nintendo, it was crazy.
 * Snake: Whoa! Darpa, can you see the Wario Woods from SNES? Since I black bandana, okay?
 * Darpa: Uh...no, Snake! That's the phony!
 * Snake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I WANNA NOW!
 * Darpa: Shut up, Snake! Or we gotta go home in Shadow Moses, you hear me?!
 * Colonel: (voiceover) Aw, poor Snake! You got Snake calling out too late!
 * (Cut to: Snake and Darpa goes over the toy store)
 * Snake: Oh, no! It's the Vtech PC Tutor! You want it?
 * Darpa: No, Snake, he costs of money!
 * Snake: What the... the... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Darpa: You're right, Snake! I'm gonna get spanking is getting on my nerves!
 * Snake: (crying) What?! No! Not the spanking!
 * Colonel: (voiceover) And so, before the police arrived, when Darpa is gone.
 * Liquid: What is that?!
 * Snowguard: You are under arrest, bad boy!
 * Snake: Aaaaaah! You scared me?!
 * Liquid: Never! I'll gonna give the wrap up the toilet paper.
 * Snake: (muffled) I'm felling like the mummy! Noooo!
 * Snowguard: All right, we going out to the dodgeball!
 * Snake: Yes, you do!
 * Colonel: (voiceover) Meanwhile, at the dodgeball there are going down to the tarpit.
 * Snowguard: It's okay, Snake, I'm your friend.
 * Snake: You wanna flee?
 * Snowguard: On you count... 1... 2... 3... Charge!
 * Snake: RUUUUUN!
 * Snowguard: Die, Snake, die!
 * Snake: No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO!! (falls into the black tarpit) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! (he lands to the tarpit) Owww, he caught me! Tarpits caught me!
 * Snowguards: YAY! WE DEFEATED SNAKE! HOORAY!
 * (Cut to: Snake are sleeping in the jail room)
 * Snake: (opens door) Huh?
 * Snowguard: You!
 * Snake: Me?!
 * Snowguard: Snake, you have 15 days before I change my mind, okay?!
 * Snake: What?! No! Not the fifteen days!
 * Snowguard: Oh, yes 15 days!
 * Snake: Why me? I'm so pretty!
 * (Snowguard slams the jail door)
 * Snowguard: (runs and leaving) Good bye, so long, never!
 * Snake: (cries) I don't wanna go to the store... Never... never...
 * Colonel: (voiceover) Aw, poor Snake. This is the end of the story, don't we?

Air Date

 * February 26, 2014