The Lex Luthor in the Hat (2003) part 8 - Messing Up The Couch/Ramsley Raids the Fridge


 * Lex Luthor: Hey, check out this room!
 * What now?
 * Harley Quinn: Mom says we're not allowed in the living room today, or else.
 * Joker: She's worried we'll mess up the couches by jumpin' on 'em or somethin'.
 * Lex Luthor: And she's right. You can't jump on these.
 * Brainiac: And not like this. They need some adjustment. Yee-haw!
 * Darksied: Let's take a look under the hood.
 * Metallo: Yeah.
 * Livewire: Just doin' my job.
 * Toyman: Sorry. What have we go here?
 * Harley Quinn: Whew.
 * Doomsday: Here we go.
 * Bizarro: It's oversized. That's unusual.
 * Parasite: Here it is.
 * Lex Luthor: Down, Simba! Down, Simba! Get outta here!
 * Spray me, would ya? You...
 * Silver Banshee: Thanks for the help.
 * Mxyptlk: Back in a second. Who's your couch mechanic?
 * Kryptonite Man: You oughta call Mr. Catwrench.
 * Lex Luthor: Oww! My fur! My fur! My fur!
 * Zod: That oughta do it. Whoo!
 * Ursa: Come on, kids.
 * Mongul: I could use a little company.
 * Harley Quinn: What about mom's party?
 * Joker: What about it? We signed the contract.
 * Wha-hoo! Yeah!
 * Non: One cushion left, Harley Quinn.
 * Joker: She'll never do it. She doesn't know how to have fun.
 * Maxima: Fun? Harley Quinn, you're better than fun. Fun is beneath you.
 * Atomic Skull: Remember what your mother told you...
 * No one sets foot in the living room...
 * Cyborg Superman/Hank Henshaw: You know what? Let's just watch some flashbacks.
 * Joan: Absolutely no one sets foot in the living room or else.
 * Mr. Humberfloob: You're fired... fired... fired...
 * fired... fired... fired...
 * Fired... fired... fired... fired...
 * Brainiac: And that's why...
 * Oww!
 * This is where buried my brother!
 * Joker: Yeah!
 * Yippee! Oh, yeah!
 * Harley Quinn: This is amazing! Like being in the circus!
 * Joker: Yeah, but without those tortured animals...
 * or drunken clowns that have hepatitis.
 * Lex Luthor: See, kids, I told you we could have fun!
 * Joker: The best thing is, no one will ever...
 * know.
 * Ramsley: Judas Priest! I can't believe what I'm seeing!
 * Harley Quinn: Oh, Mr. Quinn, I was just telling Joker to get off the couch.
 * Bad, Joker! Bad!
 * Ramsley: Harley Quinn,
 * baby, angel, princess,
 * I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay?
 * Nobody likes a suck-up!
 * Joker: Where's Lex Luthor?
 * Harley Quinn: I don't know.
 * Ohh!
 * Ramsley: Good bread.
 * What are you two lookin' at?
 * Is there a cat in here?
 * I'm gonna... You gonna...
 * I have to...
 * Get out of here.