Thomas/Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Thomas as Floyd Pepper
 * Emily as Janice
 * Edward as Animal
 * Toby as Rizzo the Rat
 * Percy as Rowlf the Dog

Lyrics
Thomas: The problem is all inside your head she said to me The answer is easy if you take it logically I'm here to help you in your struggle to be free There must be fifty ways to leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your ways

Thomas and Emily : Just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy

Thomas: Just listen to me.

Emily: For sure.

Thomas and Emily : Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free

Percy: Hey, are you sure it isn't "Fifty Ways to Love Your Leaver?"

Thomas: Positive.

Percy: Oh, sorry, Paul.

Thomas: She said it's really not my habit to intrude Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude There must be fifty ways to leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your lover

Thomas and Emily : Just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy

Thomas: Just listen to me.

Emily: Really.

Thomas and Emily : Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee

Thomas: And get yourself free

Emily: And get yourself free

Thomas: And get yourself free

Thomas and Emily : And get yourself free.