Muppet nail polish/If I Knew You Were Coming I'd've Baked a Cake (from C is for Cookie)

Cast

 * Gone Gonzo! as Cookie Monster
 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Count von Count

Lyrics
( Pepe's Purple Passion is playing ominous music on a piano)

Gone Gonzo!: Hey Pepe's Purple Passion, Pepe's Purple Passion, woah, stop playing

Pepe's Purple Passion: Ahh, Gone Gonzo!

Gone Gonzo!: Well, well, well...

Pepe's Purple Passion: That's three wells, ha ha ha

Gone Gonzo!: Me no know you play piano that good

Pepe's Purple Passion: Of course

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, do me favor. Look- Me found terrific song-- it all about food! Ya, you play piano and me sing it? Here, ya, good...( Pepe's Purple Passion resumes scary music)

Gone Gonzo!: No, wait, not like that. Here, like paper say- okay- real jumpy

Pepe's Purple Passion: Ah, very good

Gone Gonzo!: It all about food

Pepe's Purple Passion: I will count the notes-- 88 wonderful piano notes. Sing it Gone Gonzo!!

Gone Gonzo!: Okay...

If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 3 cakes ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 4 cakes ) How'd ya do, how'd ya do, how'd ya do? ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 3 how's ya do's )

If you dropped me a letter, Me would hire a band ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 1 band ) Hire a band ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 2 bands ) Hire a band ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 3 bands ) If you dropped me a letter Me'd have hired a band ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 4 bands ) And spread the welcome mat for you ( Pepe's Purple Passion: Thank you very much )

Now me don't know where You came from ( Pepe's Purple Passion: over there! ) And me don't know where You've been ( Pepe's Purple Passion: I've been counting ) But it really doesn't matter Grab a chair and fill your platter And dig, dig, dig right in ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 3 digs )

If me knew you were coming Me'd would baked a cake ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 3 cakes ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 4 cakes ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do ( Pepe's Purple Passion: Three more how'd you do's )

Now me don't know where You come from ( Pepe's Purple Passion: I told you, over there ) And me don't know where you been ( Pepe's Purple Passion: Counting, of course ) But it really doesn't matter Grab a chair and fill your platter And dig, dig, dig right in ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 3 wonderful digs )

If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Pepe's Purple Passion: that's 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Pepe's Purple Passion: that's 3 ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 4 cakes ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Pepe's Purple Passion: 3 more how'd you do's ) How'd ya do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Pepe's Purple Passion: That's 9, that's 12 how'd you do's ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Pepe's Purple Passion: Ah, that's 13, 14, 15 how'd you do's )

Gone Gonzo!: You play the piano so good

Pepe's Purple Passion: Ah, thank you very much

Gone Gonzo!: Me sing so good, me deserve cookie

Pepe's Purple Passion: Ah, a little dinner music (resumes playing)