The pet house pilot

Here is the script for the pilot episode of The pet house

Script
(Opens up to a female jack Russell terrier and ten female pets who are his sisters all around her; all except one of them is smiling.)

Olive:  [to the viewers] Ever wonder what it's like to grow up in a big family? Well, don't let the picture fool you! It's not all sugar and spice. Don't believe me? [ opens door]

[Outside his room, there is much chaos going on caused by his sisters; such as a baby playing with pots and pans, one sister reading a poem, one sister dressed up like a mummy in some white cloth substance chasing another sister wearing a pretty dress who is screaming in terror, one sister playing Football in the house, one sister angrily chasing another grinning sister through the halls, and one sister playing on a guitar.]

''Olive: Welcome to... The Pet house.''

Olive:    [closes door and stretches a little] Surviving in a big family can be challenging. Even the little things. Like getting a turn in the bathroom. Which is why I give you...'Olive 's Three P's to go Poo and Pee'. You're gonna need  Patience,  Perseverance, and most importantly,  Problem Solving. With these three steps, you'll get into the bathroom every time."  [starts straining] Which is important. Especially if you wait until the very last second to go! [ busts out comic book] Into the breach!  [Heads out the door]

''Olive: Mittens? A little traveling music?''

Mittens:  You got it, bro. ONE, TWO, THREE!

[starts jamming on her guitar and fulfills her sister's request.] [Olive begins her journey down the hallway to the bathroom.]

Daisy: Hey,Olive,want to hear my poem?

Olive:  I do, but I have a pressing engagement.

[Her funny sister Pepper clark stops her iin her tracks.)

Pepper Clark: Olive! Smell my new flower! (squirts water from flower, but Olive ducks just in the nick of time)

Olive:   Ha! Did you really think I'd fall for-

Pepper Clark:  (suddenly squirts water from a flower on her shoe right into Olive's mouth) It's not easy being this good.

Mammoth mutt: Clear the track!

[Olive does a s pit take and gets out of the way for Mammoth mutt]

Mammoth mutt: Comin' through!

[plays a bizarre sport involving wearing a football helmet, riding a motorbike, and hitting a tennis ball with a hockey stick; crashes into wall.]   SCORE!!!

[Olive tries to continue but is stopped by her little sister Pumpkin.]

Pumpkin: Hold it, Olive. Play 'Fashion Photographer' with me!

Olive: I would Pumpkin,but I really havhave to-

Pumpkin:  YOU PLAY, OR I'LL TELL MOM YOU WERE READING COMICS ON THE ROOF IN YOUR UNDERWEAR AGAIN!

<span style="font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">Olive:  [makes a side glance to the viewers and then starts taking photos of Pumpkin as she poses for the camera.]<span style="font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;"> Work the camera! Uh-huh! That's it! Show me what you got!

<span style="font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">Violet:  (walking in the background) Poo poo!

Olive:  Who's a beauty queen?

[ enter Pumpkin's twin Treasure carrying a pile of mud in her paws .]

Treasure:  Olive!

Pumpkin: Hey! I'm working here!

Treasure:  <span style="font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">Check out my mud pie! It's nice and squishy! [ squishes it and smears it all over Pumpkin's face.]

Olive:  (with too much pressure) GOTTA GO! (continues)

Daisy: (Out of nowhere.) Now?

Olive:  Still pressing! (leaps over her little sister Cadpig who is writing a mathematical formula on the wall) Don't forget to carry the 1! (she stares at him)

Gidget:  (trying to use the vacuum cleaner) Does anyone know how to turn on this sucky thingy? (turns it on but also vacuums up Olive's fur which makes her hairless) Got it!

[ Olive is almost in the bathroom, but her oldest sister  Sasha cuts in front of her and refuses to let her in.]

Sasha: Beat it,twerp.

Olive:  Come on, Sasha! No fair! I was here first!

Sasha:  Well, I was born first! (shuts herself in the bathroom)

Daisy:  <span style="font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">It looks like you have time now. [ commences poem]<span style="font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">  '''My love is like water. Bursting forth. Like a dam breaking. All control lost. Water rushing, churning, turning landscape to mud. Time runs out. Water. I feel the impending doom. My love.'''

[While she recites her poem, every word from it causes Olive to feel even more pressure and have to go even worse than before; suddenly, Violet walks by with a full diaper and the stink nauseates Olive.]