Muppet nail polish/You're Alive (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Gone Gonzo! as Little Chrissy
 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air and Pepe's Purple Passion as The Alphabeats

Lyrics
Gone Gonzo!: You know, we received quite a few letters lately because a lot of you out there just don't seem to know what's alive and what's not. Well, for one thing, you're alive and we've got a little song about it, so come on and hit it, boys.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air and Pepe's Purple Passion : Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out. Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out.

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, you're alive. Yes, you're alive. You're ali-i-i-i-ive and that's no jive (that's no jive).

You breathe and eat and grow. And that is how you know. Ah, ah, ah...

You're alive. Yes, you're alive (alive). You're ali-i-i-i-ive. You're alive.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air and Pepe's Purple Passion : Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out. Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out.

Gone Gonzo!: Well a rock's not alive (no, no, no, no) And a clock's not alive (no, no, no, no) A telephone's not alive (no, no, no, no) An ice cream cone's not alive (no, no, no, no)

They don't breathe or eat or grow (ooh) And that is how you know-oh-oh (no, no, no) They're not alive. They're not alive (alive). They're not ali-i-i-i-ive (not alive).

Fresh Frog of Bel Air and Pepe's Purple Passion : Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out. Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out.

Gone Gonzo!: But then again, A frog is alive (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) A dog is alive (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) A pony is alive (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) And a bunny is alive (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

They breathe and eat and grow. And that is how you know...

They're alive, yes, they're alive (alive). They're ali-i-i-i-ive. They're alive.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air and Pepe's Purple Passion : Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out. Oh! Breathe in. Ah! Breathe out.

Gone Gonzo!: One more time.... You're alive and we're alive. We're ali-i-i-i-ive and that's no jive (that's no jive).

Oh, you better believe it, baby. Can't you hear us breathing, baby. We're ali-i-i-i-ive We're alive....