Boromir Throws A Tantrum

One Does Not Simply Throw A Tantrum In Mordor
PLOT: Boromir throws a tantrum after he is denied all sorts of crap.

CHARACTERS:

Boromir, Faramir, Aragorn, Eomer, Eowyn (all from Lord of the Rings)

STORY:

Storyteller: One fine day, Boromir, Faramir, and Aragorn were at the mall in Mordor. Things were going fine until they decided to check out the video store.

Boromir: Can I have this 2007 Barney At The Zoo DVD?

Aragorn: No. You have many Barney DVDs at home.

Faramir: And it's a phony!

Boromir: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Aragorn: Shut up!

Storyteller: After Faramir and Aragorn calm Boromir down, they go to the kitchen store.

Boromir: Can I have this Thomas and Friends Easy Bake Oven?

Aragorn: No. You have many Easy Bake ovens at home.

Faramir: And it's a phony!

Boromir: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Faramir: Not again, moron!

Aragorn: YOU MUST DIE!

Storyteller: Boromir, Faramir, and Aragorn go to the toy store next.

Boromir: Guys look! Disney Princess dolls! Can I have that 1998 Talking Cinderella Doll?

Aragorn: No. You have many Disney Princess dolls at home.

Faramir: AND IT'S A PHONY!

Boromir: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MOMMY! WAAAAAAAAAH!

Faramir: Our mother is dead, bonehead.

Boromir: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT MY...

Aragorn: YOU MUST DIE!

Storyteller: The mall cops arrive.

Eowyn: What's going on here?

Faramir: Boromir is throwing a tantrum because we told him that he can't have a Disney Princess doll.

Eomer: Oh really? Boromir, you're coming with us.

Boromir: NOOOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Aragorn: Uh-oh...

Storyteller: Boromir jumps up and tries to attack the cops, but Eomer uses his sword to stab Boromir.

Faramir: Whoa, Boromir's gone.

Everyone: HALLELUJAH!

Eomer: And good riddance.

Eowyn: Hey Faramir, want to go out for dinner?

Faramir: You bet!

NOTES:

Aragorn has Ganon's voice when he says "YOU MUST DIE!"

Eomer and Eowyn are the cops.