Pokemon The End of Silliness with Thomas Stories

Here's a Thomas Stories for Pokémon: The End of Silliness?.

Cast

 * Kayzie Rogers as Eevee (Larry the Cucumber)
 * Ikue Otani as Pikachu (Jimmy Gourd)
 * Alyson Leigh Rosenfeld as Bunnelby (Archibald Asaparagus)
 * Erica Schroeder as Sylveon (Lovey)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward, Trevor and The Really Useful Party
 * 2) Harold and The Flying Horse
 * 3) Home At Last
 * 4) Duncan Gets Spooked
 * 5) Best Dressed Engine
 * 6) Dunkin' Duncan
 * 7) Thomas and the Conductor
 * 8) The Runaway
 * 9) Make Someone Happy
 * 10) The Runaway Elephant

Silly Song

 * The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps

EEVEE'S NIGHTMARE AND HEADACHE (Parlor Scene #1)
(A thunderclap is heard as the screen fades from black, revealing a Nighthawks styled ice cream parlor at night as it rains. Saxophone music plays as this occurs, indicating that this episode is a mystery-themed episode. From the windows, you can see Pikachu drying or washing dishes (however you see it) and Eevee tossing and turning as he softly weeps. We fade to inside the ice cream parlor with a closeup of Pikachu. Then, we cut to Eevee, softly sobbing himself to sleep and tossing and turning.)

(Unlike the normal cut, the music stops and an unused harp sound plays as Eevee begins to have a bad dream. A green background with a yellow spiral spins around and we fade to the beginning of the cancelled Bear Trap Silly Song from "Madame Blueberry". Starting with Archibald making an announcement.)

Archibald: Excuse me, I have an announcement... (Cuts to the middle of his speech) "... And as a result of the disastrous outcomes from the first and previous Silly Songs..."

(We cut to "The Water Buffalo Song" as shown in "Where's God when I'm S-Scared?")

Larry: ♪Everybody's got a water buffalo.♪

(Cuts to Archibald's lecture)

Archibald: You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo! Everyone does not have a water buffalo! Just stop... being... so... SILLY! (Gives a "Hmph!" expression and hops away, leaving Larry to stare at the screen confused.)

(We cut to "The Song of the Cebu" from "Josh and the Big Wall!" as we see Larry's slides)

Larry (Voice-over): ♪Boy is riding with Cebu.♪

Um... No, wait.

Archibald: This is quite disappointing!

(The same unused harp sound plays as we fade back to reality, with Archibald's "Disappointing!" echoing. We see Eevee still in his sleep, fighting it.)

Eevee (Sleeping, with tears in her eyes): Vee! Vee!

(The same unused harp sound plays as we fade back to Eevee's nightmare, this time back in the middle of Archibald's speech.)

Archibald: "...Management has decided to make a few competitions for other performers..." ("Other performers" echoes)

Mr. Lunt: ♪'Cause you're his cheeseburger. His yummy cheeseburger.♪

Archibald: "Silly Songs" is cancelled... "Silly Songs" is cancelled... until further notice. "Silly Songs" is cancelled... (We see the Sick Cebu and Archie's voice is pitched up two semi-tones) cancelled... (We see the Sad Cebu Archie's voice is pitched up two more semi-tones) cancelled... (We see the Mute Cebu Archie's voice is pitched up two more semi-tones) cancelled...

(As Archie's "cancelled" echoes with his voice all chipmunked, we fade back to reality with Eevee losing it.)

Eevee (Slurring): EEVEE! Eevee! (Grunts) Eevee! (Grunts) Eevee! (Pikaachu hears Eevee's unusual behavior and looks at Eevee) Eevee! Eev! Eevee!

Pikachu: Pika. Pi-Pi-Pikachu. Pikachu?

Eevee (Slurring): Eevee! (Grunts) Eevee! (Grunts)

Pikachu (Worried and noticing Eevee's pain): Pika! (Camera rotates toPikachu) Pika, Pikachu Pikachu! PIKA?!

(The camera cuts back to outside the parlor. From inside, Pikachu runs up to Eevee to wake him up. Lightning strikes and we see the title of this episode in front of the parlor.)

ORIGNAL/DVD VERSION OF THE TITLE -

Silly Sing Along 2: The End of Silliness?

LYRICK STUDIOS VHS VERSION OF THE TITLE -

'''The End of Silliness? More Really Silly Songs!'''

(After the scene cuts to black, the "VeggieTales" theme song plays with Hotsy-Totsy subtitles for the viewer to sing along with.)

"A1 AND G7" (Parlor Scene #2)
(After the "VeggieTales" theme song ends, we fade from black to reveal Eevee with an ice pack, with Pikachu across his table.)

Pikachu: Pika Pikachu. Pika?

Eevee (Sad): (Sniffs) Vee, Eevee.

Pikachu: Pikachu? (Eevee shakes his head no) Pika? (Eevee shakes his head no) Pika-Pikachu?

Eevee (Sad): Eev. (Sniffs) Eevee...

Pikachu: You uh, wanna talk about it?

(Eevee turns to the jukebox, Pikachu does too as Eevee points it out.)

Eevee (Sad): Vee?

(Camera focuses on the jukebox)

Pikachu (Off-screen): Pi-ka.

Eevee (Sad): Ee-Eev, vee Ee-Vee.

Pikachu: Pi?

Eevee (Sad): Ee-Eev vee Ee-Vee.

Eevee (Crying): Vee Ee-Eev vee Ee-Vee! (Pikachu hops over to the jukebox to press the buttons) Ee ee Eevee!

(Pikachu pushes the buttons and hops away as soon as "Edward, Trevor and The Really Useful Party" comes up on the screen.)

"Edward, Trevor and The Really Useful Party" on "Thomas & Friends: Season 3"

 * Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor the Traction Engine was old-fashioned but he doesn't care. He knows that he is really useful, like his friend Edward the Blue Engine. Early one morning, Trevor was chuffing about the Vicarage Orchard. He had important news for Edward.
 * Trevor: The Vicar says that not all children are able to have holidays by the sea, so he's having a garden party to raise money for his seaside trip. I'm going to be the star attraction.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Chattered Trevor.
 * Trevor: Giving rides to all the visitors. The Vicar is putting up posters all about it.
 * Edward: I'd like to help too.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Sighed Edward.
 * Edward: But without my rails, I wouldn't be much good at the garden party.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: It was a beautiful day but Edward was worried.
 * Edward: I wish there was something I can do for a party.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
 * Edward: I'd like to be helpful like Trevor.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Edward's driver laughed.
 * Driver: You're helpful in your own way, and that's on the railway.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Next day, it was Trevor's turn to look disappointed. He had bad news.
 * Trevor: The Vicar's been so busy that he forgot to put up the posters. Now no one will know about the party.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: But Edward had an idea.
 * Edward: Don't worry.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
 * Edward: Everything is going to be all right.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Then he explained to his driver.
 * Edward: The Vicar can paste his posters on my cab and coaches, so wherever I go, they'll go too.
 * Driver: Well done, Edward.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
 * Driver: I'm sure Sir Topham Hatt would agree.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: As indeed he did. Edward steamed happily to the stations collecting his passengers.
 * Passengers: Look!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
 * Passengers: The Vicar is holding a party. We must go do that.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Later Trevor was resting in the orchard shed when Bertie rolled by.
 * Bertie: Hello, Trevor. Why are you dozing there like an old stick-in-the-mud?
 * Trevor: I'm not dozing, I'm resting.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Trevor. Then he told Bertie about the Vicar's party.
 * Bertie: I'll be there too.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Boasted Bertie.
 * Bertie: I'm not sure people would wanna ride on an old traction engine after traveling in the smart red bus like me.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: The party day arrived. It had rained heavenly during the night and the orchard grove was soaked.
 * Trevor: Rain and mud won't spoil my day.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Said Trevor.
 * Driver: No indeed.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Agreed his driver.
 * Driver: We'll stay on the road then we won't get bogged down.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor was soon busy trending up and down the quiet country lane, carrying lots of laughing children. He was just turning the corner when he heard Bertie.
 * Bertie: Hello, old timer. I'm taking everyone to the party. People had come from all other the island.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor gave Bertie a cheerful whistle, and turned backed toward the orchard. Then there was trouble.
 * Bertie: Help, I'm stuck!
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Shouted Bertie. His wheels had sunk deep in the orchard mud. Terence the Tractor arrived just in time.
 * Terence: I'm the one who has to plough fields.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Terence.
 * Terence: We better get you out of here.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Using strong ropes, Terence and Trevor pulled Bertie cleared the mud.
 * Trevor: This will teach Bertie a thing or two.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor chuffered to himself. At last, Bertie was on the road again.
 * Bertie: Thank you, Trevor. You're not a stick-in-the-mud at all.
 * Trevor: No.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Smiled Trevor.
 * Trevor: But you were. Just for a little while.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: That evening, the Vicar arrived to see Edward and his driver.
 * Vicar: Thanks to your good idea about the posters. Hundreds of people payed to come to the party. We've raised lots of money for the children.
 * Mr. Conductor 1: Edward was very pleased and Trevor fell happily asleep thinking of all the children who would now get to the seaside at last.

"Harold and the Flying Horse" (From "T&F: Season 7")
[Insert title card "Harold and the Flying Horse told by Michael Brandon" here]


 * Mr. Conductor 3: Harold the Helicopter is glad not to be a steam engine. He is much happier flying in the sky than racing along on road or rails. One sunny morning, the engines were busy preparing for the Vicar's annual garden party.
 * Harold: I like to help.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Called Harold.
 * Harold: But I'm on patrol.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: He was looking for engines that might be in trouble. Meanwhile, the engines puffed to and fro with their loads to the party. Percy was delivering deck chairs and decorations, tables and tea earns and reminders.
 * Percy: Don't forget to come to the Vicar's party.
 * Harold: Thanks for the invitation.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Called Harold.
 * Harold: But duty calls.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: And he whirred away. Harold was landing at his airfield to get more fuel when he saw Pegasus the cart horse that lives close by. Pegasus was ready to give rides to children. He had a shiny leather hornist and a freshly painted cart. Harold was beginning to feel left out of the celebrations. He wished more than ever that he could help. Thomas puffed in with some passengers.
 * Harold: Where are you going next?
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Buzzed Harold.
 * Thomas: To the Vicar's party of course. Everyone's going.
 * Harold: Everyone except me.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Replied Harold.
 * Harold: I'm on duty.
 * Thomas: Yes indeed.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas kindly.
 * Thomas: Being a rescue helicopter is important work.
 * Harold: But no one needs rescuing.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Sighed Harold. Then came the surprise. Harold's pilot received an urgent call from Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Pegasus is stuck in a ditch. If he doesn't get to the Vicar's party, the children will be disappointed. You must rescue him at once.
 * Harold: All set and ready for action.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Reported Harold.
 * Percy: Pegasus?
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Wondered Percy.
 * Percy: That's a funny name for a horse.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: It's the name of a flying horse in a very old story.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Explained Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Percy: Flying horse!?
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Exclaimed Percy.
 * Percy: Horses can't fly.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: He felt very clever. Harold flew to the rescue as fast as he could.
 * Harold: What happened?
 * Mr. Conductor 3: He asked Thomas.
 * Thomas: We were loading the cart. Pegasus wondered off into the ditch. Silly Horse, now he's stuck. If you can take him, I can take the cart.
 * Harold: I'll put Pegasus in my sling.
 * Thomas: We need to hurry.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: Whistled Thomas.
 * Thomas: The party is about to begin.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: And he steamed away. Soon, Harold's pilot had fitted Harold's sling under Pegasus. Then, Harold lifted him gently into the air and carefully carried him across the fields. When Percy saw Pegasus flying through the sky he was amazed.
 * Percy: Well flatten my funnel, so horses can fly after all.
 * Mr. Conductor 3: The children cheered for Harold. He had saved the day. Soon, Pegasus was hitched up to the cart. The party was a big success and the children had a wonderful time. Harold was happy. He'd stayed on duty and had fun at the party too.

(In "The End of Silliness?" version of this story, the scene cuts back to inside Pikachu's ice cream parlor and the jukebox turns off. Pikachu laughs for a while, but stops when he notices Eevee mad at him.)

"IT WASN'T MY FAULT!" (Parlor Scene #3)
Eevee (Mad): (growls)

Pikachu: Pi, (Laughs) Pika! (Suddenly guilty for laughing) Pika! Pi. Pika, Pi... Pikachu.

Eevee (Crying): Vee, EEVEE! (Slams his head to the table) Eev Eevee! (Cries on the table, with his tears flooding the table. Pikachu realizes how hurt Eevee felt about his first Silly Song getting ruined and the "Song of the Cebu" embarrassment ruining his career.)

Pikachu: Pika.

(Sylveon and a shadowed figure walks into the parlor, indicating the first clue of the suspect. Pikachu turns to them.)

Pikachu: Pi Pikachu. (Turns back to Eevee) Pikachu. (Hops over to the jukebox) Pikachu. (Presses a few buttons) Pikachu!

[Insert title card for "Home at Last from T&F Season 4"]

(As "Home at Last" comes up on the jukebox, Pikachu hops back to the counter to take orders.)

Pikachu (Off-screen): Pika, Pikachu?

(At this point, "Home At Last" begins playing on the Jukebox TV for a few seconds, until it transitions to showing the whole story in full screen when Jimmy slides out of the tent with manna under him. After the story ends, "Dunkin' Duncan" starts playing, "Duncan Gets Spooked on T&F Season 5" playing after.)

"IT ISN'T ANY TROUBLE JUST TO S-M-I-L-E" (Parlor Scene #4)
(As soon as "Duncan Gets Spooked" ends with Eevee sniffles and ends up crying again.)

Eevee (Sad): Eevee... (Looks up at the ceiling) Ee-Vee Eevee.

Eevee (Crying): Ee-Eevee! (Puts his head back down onto the table and sings while he cries)

♪Ee Eev Eevee E-E-V-E-E!♪

Pikachu: Pika. (Okay. Wrong song. Bad timing. (The shadowed figure turns around revealing green eyes showing guilt, indicating the next clue.) A-ah... These'll be great. You'll see. Oh! This one is so funny! (Laughs))

♪Pika, Pikachu...♪

(Eevee's cries louder, and Pikachu starts panicking.)

Pika. (Presses buttons on the jukebox) Pikachu!

[Insert title card for "Best Dressed Engine from T&F Season 7"]

(Pikachu hops away to comfort Eevee, and the screen fades to the story. from there until it ends while the screen fades to black. After that, "The Runaway from T&F Season 2"" plays. Then after that story ends, Thomas and the Conductor from T&F Season 1" plays, until it ends as the iris closes.)

THE CULPRIT IS REVEALED! (Parlor Scene #5)
(The screen cuts from black, back to the parlor where Pikachu is laughing hysterically.)

Pikachu: PI-PIKACHU! (Laughs some more until he notices Eevee's still sad.)

Eevee (Sad): Eevee. (Turns to Pikachu) Eev?

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Eevee (Sad): Eevee...

Pikachu: Pikachu... PI, Pika?

Eevee (Sad): Eevee.

Pikachu: (After hearing this, Pikachu is shocked.) Pika? Pikachu???

Off-Screen Voice: Bunn, Bunnelby!

(The camera flies to the shadowed figure in the trench coat. It spins its chair around, revealing Bunnelby! Eevee is shocked to see Bunnelby in front of him, but gets really really mad. As Eevee's face turns red, a tea kettle whistle plays. Then he watches Bunnelby hop to the jukebox.)

Bunnelby: Bunnelby. (Faces Eevee and glares back at him)

(Eevee looks, then Bunnelby does the same, Eevee and shakes his head. Bunnelby then makes crooked eyes, and . Having enough of this foolishness, Bunnelby turns to the jukebox and presses buttons, cutting to a black screen.)

Eevee (Screaming): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Make Someone Happy on T&F Season 5"
(Screen fades from black.)


 * Mr. Conductor 2: It was holiday time on the Island of Sodor. All the engines were working happily except for James.
 * James: Why should a splendid engine like me take messy coal cars instead of coaches? Percy or Oliver should do it, I'm too important.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas was cross.
 * Thomas: James, why don't you think about something or someone else for a change? You'll be surprised at how much better you'll feel if you do.
 * James: Oh, please. Being important is the only thing for me to think about. Hah!
 * Percy: That plane's making a great deal of noise.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy to Oliver.
 * Oliver: His name's Tiger Moth.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Oliver.
 * Oliver: And it's flying around telling everyone about the fair that's arriving today.
 * Thomas: What are you two doing here?
 * Oliver: Sir Topham Hatt wants us to pick up a very special load from the harbour.
 * Percy: And i think it's got something to do with the fair.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Then they puffed away. Meanwhile, James was collecting quarry cars from the yard.
 * James: Dustier and dustier.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: He grumbled. Then he saw Mrs. Kyndley.
 * James: She looks miserable.
 * James' Driver: What's the matter?
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Asked James' driver.
 * Mrs. Kyndley: My sister has run to tell me she can't come to stay with me. I was so looking forward to her visit.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt soon heard the sad news.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We must cheer her up. Send Harold the Helicopter to pick her up immediately.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: A few minutes later there was a surprise for Mrs. Kyndley.
 * Harold: All present and correct.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Called Harold.
 * Harold: I'm uh here for a flying visit. Hurry aboard Mrs. Kyndley and uh fly the sky with me. Compliments of uh, Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Mrs. Kyndley: Oh, how lovely.
 * James: Harold's made my paint dustier than ever.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Muttered James. But he was happy for Mrs. Kyndley. She was soon flying high with Harold.
 * Mrs. Kyndley: I have never seen the island like this before. It's wonderful.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Meanwhile, Percy and Oliver were at the docks. Cranky the Crane was unloading an old tramp steamer.
 * Cranky: Hey down there, you two, i'm paying lucky dip in the tramper's hold and all these are for you.
 * Percy: Wooden horses!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Percy exclaimed.
 * Percy: For the carousel ride. It's going to be a very exciting fair.
 * James: It is indeed.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Whistled James.
 * James: Sir Topham Hatt has ordered me to stop pulling coal cars and go to the station instead. Something to do with Mrs. Kyndley. Goodbye.
 * Percy: Well what do you think of that.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Percy. Mrs. Kyndley was waiting for James with Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Now this is your very special treat. James will take you on a mystery ride and i shall meet you at your destination.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: James took Mrs. Kyndley along her favorite coastal route to Tidmouth Bay. When he arrived there, a big surprise awaited Mrs. Kyndley.
 * Mrs. Kyndley: Oh!
 * Mr. Conductor 2: She cried.
 * Mrs. Kyndley: You brought me to the faiground how lovely.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Best of all Sir Topham Hatt invited her to make the announcement.
 * Mrs. Kyndley: I declare this fairground open.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Mrs. Kyndley had the first ride on the carousel.
 * James: You were quite right, Thomas.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: James whispered.
 * James: Making someone happy does cheer you up.
 * Mr. Conductor 2: Then together they watched the fun of the fair.

Eevee gets Thomas Stories Back (Parlor Scene #6)
(The camera fades back to the parlor, with Pikachu turning to Bunnelby.)

Pikachu: (Gasps) Pikachu...

(Suspenseful saxophone music plays)

Bunnelby: (Panting)

Pikachu (Mad): (growls) PIKA!

(With the thought of Bunnelby getting arrested, worse, getting kicked off "Pokémon" for committing this crime, Bunnelby stops Pikachu.)

Bunnelby (Scared): BUNN? B-B-B-Bunnelby, BUNNELBY!!!!

(Pikachu looks at Bunnelby's sad eyes, then looks at Eevee crying at the table with his head down. Then softens up and decides to just give Bunnelby one chance to confess.)

Pikachu: Pi-Ka.

Bunnelby(Scared): Bunnelby! (Pikachu still gives him a scornful look, as if he suspects Bunnelby is lying to him.) Bunn... (Starts to run out of ideas, until he suddenly gets one after looking at his briefcase) Bunnelby... Bunn!

(Bunnelby opens up his case, containing papers until he finds one that has the heading "Save our Silly Songs!", that being the petition made by fans of "VeggieTales" after the release of "Madame Blueberry".)

Bunnelby (Reading): Bunnelby. "We the undersigned believe that Archibald Asparagus should forgive and forget "The Song of the Cebu incident" and what he did to Larry after "The Water Buffalo Song", and apologize to Larry by returning "Silly Songs with Larry" back to its original Veggie programming, signed 167,512 adoring fans, including, but not limited to, the entire population of Duluth, Minnesota and even someone in Moose Lake."

Eevee: (After hearing the news, Eevee suddenly rises from the table and asks Bunnelby) Vee?

Bunnelby: Bunn-elby.

Eevee (Smiles): Vee, Eevee.

(Pikachu smiles as well, then the camera focuses on Bunnelby.)

Bunnelby: Bunnelby... (Faces Eevee with guilt) Bunn-Bunnelby!!! (Hops onto the counter, and the camera slowly flies up as Bunnelby gives a powerful speech.) Bunnelby!!!

(Bunenlby starts losing his balance and crashes onto the floor. A is heard as the dishes clatter onto Bunnelby. Eevee, Pikachu, and Sylveon all show concern and look from behind to see if Bunnelby is all right. Fortunately, he pops his head from behind, revealing he's okay, but is still in pain, thus earning his comeuppance.)

Bunneby. (Smiles) Bunn?

Eevee: Eev, (Smiles) Eevee.

Bunnelby: Bunnelby. (Struggles to stand back up, and Pikachu gives him Eevee's ice pack)

(Eevee then hops up to Pikachu with a paper of his own)

Eevee: Eevee, (Gives Bunnelby a paper) Ee-vee.

(At this point, we see a closeup of the Bible Verse, with Eevee reading it as Bunnelby looks at it from his perspective.)

Eevee(Reading): "He who steals must steal no longer; but rather he must labor, performing with his own hands what is good, so that he will have something to share with one who has need. - Ephesians 4:28".

Bunnelby: Bunnelby. Bunn?

Eevee: Eevee. (shows a CD and hops up to the jukebox) Eevee.

(Eevee puts the CD in the jukebox, and the jukebox registers Eevee's CD showing the "Silly Songs with Larry" title card on the TV. The screen fades, revealing the title card in its full screen and uncropped variant.)

THE YODELING VETERINARIAN OF THE ALPS
'''NOTE: The old VHS versions of this episode, the soundtrack for "VeggieTunes 3: A Queen, a King, and A Very Blueberry", and even the 2001 VHS for "The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown" use Robert Ellis' original dub for the bear, while the later DVD versions of this Silly Song since 2004 use Mike Nawrocki's redub of the bear's voice. '''

Narrator: And now it's time for "Silly Songs with Larry", the part of the show where Larry comes out a sings a Silly Song.

(Screen fades revealing the Scallion Trio and Franken-Celery dressed in blue tuxedos, singing like a barbershop quartet.)

Scallion Trio and Franken-Celery: ♪Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm.♪

♪There lived a man so long ago. His memory's but faint, was not admired.♪

Scallion #3: Did not inspire.

Scallion Trio and Franken-Celery: ♪Like president, or saint. But people came from far and near with their afflicted pets for a special cure.♪

Scallion #3: They knew for sure.

Scallion Trio and Franken-Celery: ♪Wouldn't come from other vets. Whoa-oh!♪

(We switch over to Larry observing Junior's penguin with blue flippers on the exam table.)

Larry: ♪This is a song, for your poor sick penguin. He's got a fever, and his toes are blue. But if I sing to your poor sick penguin, he will feel better, in a day or two.♪

♪Yodel-leh-hee Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-hoo. (Penguin slides away from Larry's face up close to him) Ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de-doo!♪

(After the music ends, the penguin spits the thermometer, poking Larry's eye. Then Pa Grape gives Junior advice.)

Pa Grape: ♪He's gone a little loopy, in case you haven't heard. (Gives Junior a bottle of penicillin for his penguin) Here's a couple penicillin for your sickly arctic bird.♪

(Junior looks at the camera confused, then the camera swipes back to the quartet.)

Scallion Trio and Franken-Celery: ♪Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm.♪

♪No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut, the wondrous deeds that went on in that little alpine hut.♪

Scallion #2: ♪Some would stand in silence, (Scallion #3 joins in)♪

Scallion #2 and #3: ♪While some just scratch their scalps.♪

Scallion Trio and Franken-Celery: ♪For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps. Whoa-oh!♪

(The camera swipes to Pa Grape giving a phone call)

Pa Grape: Good news on the penguin, doc! He's up and kicking!

(A door open sound effect is heard and the camera zooms away, revealing an orange cat on the exam table meowing. Bob owns that cat.)

Larry: ♪This is a song, for your pregnant kitty. She's looking nauseous and a week past due. But if I sing to your pregnant kitty, she will feel better in a day or two.♪

♪Yodel-leh-hee Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-hoo. Ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de-doo!♪

(As soon as the music ends, the cat hisses, indicating her kittens are kicking inside her.)

Pa Grape: ♪Jump in your car, drive into the city. (Hands Bob a milk coupon) Buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty.♪

(The camera swipes back to the quartet.)

Scallion Trio and Franken-Celery: ♪Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm.♪

Scallion #2: ♪The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day. When the nurse who did assist the doc asked♪

Scallion Trio and Franken-Celery: ♪For a raise in pay.♪

Scallion #2: ♪The doctor pondered this a while, sat back.♪

Scallion Trio and Franken-Celery: ♪And scratched his scalp.♪

Scallion #2: Then said...

Larry (Off-screen): No way, [ho-zay] Jose!

Scallion Trio and Franken-Celery: ♪To the nurse of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps. Whoa-oh!♪

(The camera swipes to Pa Grape giving another phone call)

Pa Grape: Good news on the kitty, doc. She's feeling great. Six kittens. Named one after you.

(The same door open is heard, then a door slam is heard, and we see a giant bear covered in bear traps.)

Bear: ROAR!

Larry: ♪This is a song, for your bear-trapped teddy. He looks uncomfy, think I'd be too. But if I sing to your bear-trapped teddy, he will feel better in a day or two.♪

(Percy looks at Pa Grape, then Pa Grape looks at the screen. The bear also looks at the screen, confused during Larry's yodeling.)

♪Yodel-leh-hee Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-hoo. Ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de-doo!♪

Bear: Roar! Rawr-ha-ha! Rawr!

Pa Grape: Oh yeah, that'll work. He's good.

(The bear roars ferociously as Larry keeps yodeling)

Larry: ♪Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo!♪

No, wait! This shown work!

(The camera slowly flies to the left with the quartet at the countertop rumbles)

♪Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo! You!♪

Hoo! Bloo!

Scallion Trio and Franken-Celery: ♪Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm.♪

♪Now the moral of our story, it's the point we hope we've made!♪

Scallion #2: ♪When you go a little loopy, better...♪

Scallion Trio and Franken-Celery: ♪Keep your nurse well paid.♪

Larry: ♪(Hops to the left as the bear chases him) Yodel-leh-hee! (Hops to the right as the bear chases him) Yodel-leh-hoo! (Pops up from the center yodeling at the top of his lungs) Yodel odle odle aye de aye de aye de aye de (Bear tries to bite Larry during the three beats in the song) Ooh!-Ooh!-Ooh!♪

Scallion Trio and Franken-Celery: WHOA!

♪Some would stand in silence, while some just scratch their scalps. For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps!♪♪

(The camera zooms out, and as the song ends, we see Larry out the window being chased by the bear.)

Larry (Outside the window): Bloo!

(The iris closes around Larry and the credits for "The End of Silliness" roll. The instrumental of the first part of the Silly Song, "The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps" plays. Then Eevee pops out from the bottom as the credits finish rolling.)

Eevee: VEE! (Smiles and the iris closes around him)

(end of script)