Uncle Grandpa Own Episodes: Uncle Grandpa And The Lost City

Written And Storyboard By: Brett Varon And Zeus Cervas

Story By: Kelsy Abbott, Wade Randolph, Pete Browngardt, Audie Harrison And Casey Alexander

Supervising Producer: Audie Harrison

Supervising Director: Casey Alexander

                                                 Art Director: Bill Ramos Flores And Mark Bodnar

At The UG RV
Uncle Grandpa: Oh, Mr. Gus! Time For A Delicious Bagels. Pretty Sweet, Huh?

Mr. Gus: I Don't Know, Uncle Grandpa. I Think You Need To Return The Lesson For That One, I Supposed.

Uncle Grandpa: Alright, Fine. I'll Ask Pizza Steve!

In Pizza Steve's Room
Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE, PIZZA STEVE, PIZZA STEVE! Look What I Got For You! It's A Bagels!

Pizza Steve: Uhh.... Actually.... I'm Not Gonna Get Any Bagels, Uncle G. Pizza Steve Is Wasting Of Time, You Know That?

Uncle Grandpa: Oh, Double Whammy.

GRFT: (Roars)

Uncle Grandpa: You're Right, Tiger! Hey, Wait A Minute. Did You Say Go To The City?

GRFT: (Roars)

Uncle Grandpa: I Supposed We Can Go!

Mr. Gus: WHAT THE?!?

At The UG RV
Uncle Grandpa: Next Stop... 'TO THE CITY!!! 'Now It's Time For A Little Boost!

Uncle Grandpa, Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At The Lost City
Uncle Grandpa: Here We Are, At The City!

Mr. Gus: What's Going On, Uncle Grandpa?

Uncle Grandpa: At The City.

Mr. Gus: (Sighs) We're All Here At The Lost City. And We're In The Middle Of Nowhere! From Now On, I'm Gonna Sit Here For Nothing.

Uncle Grandpa: Awww, Don't Worry About It, Mr. Gus. This Is Gonna Be Fun!

Belly Bag: Yeah! And We're Having For A Night Snack Or Carnival Or Whatever It Calls It, Mr. Gus.

Pizza Steve: Come On, Big G, It's Fuuuun!

GRFT: (Roars)

Mr. Gus: (Sighs) It's Not Fun.

Uncle Grandpa: Bu-bu-bu-bu-but Why Not, Mr. Gus?

Mr. Gus: Because We're At The Lost City And There's Nothing Funnier About That.

Uncle Grandpa: Ohhh, I Got It! (Giggles) Here's A Joke For Ya... What Did The Zero Say To The Eight?

Pizza Steve: I Don't Know, Uncle G. What?

Uncle Grandpa: Nice Belt.

Pizza Steve: WOW! That Was A Funny Joke, Uncle G! (Laughs)

Uncle Grandpa: Yeah! I Know! (Laughs)

Uncle Grandpa And Pizza Steve: (Laughs)

Mr. Gus: (Groans)

Uncle Grandpa: Hey, Guys! Wanna Do Some Handstand?

Pizza Steve: Sure, I'll Do It Myself, Uncle G! HAAA!

(Pizza Steve Is Doing A Handstand)

Pizza Steve: EEEK... Ohh... Almost.... '''YES! AAH!!'''

(Pizza Steve Falls Down On The Floor)

Pizza Steve: (Muffled) Ow.

Uncle Grandpa: Nice Try, Pizza Steve. I Can Do A Handstand All By Myself. Even For Less.

(Uncle Grandpa Is Doing A Handstand)

Uncle Grandpa: Eeee... '''AH! I DID IT! YAY!!!''' I Can Do The Handstand! Now You Try, Mr. Gus.

Mr. Gus: (Sighs) Fine.

(Mr. Gus Is Doing A Handstand)

Mr. Gus: Eeee.... WHOA!!

(Mr. Gus Falls Down On The Floor)

Uncle Grandpa: Oooh, Good Trying, Mr. Gus.

Mr. Gus: Alright, That's It! Now I'll Never Get The Handstand! I Am So Sick And Tired For Being Funny! Can't You See What Did Something's Wrong With You?!

Uncle Grandpa: What?

Mr. Gus: This RV Has Got To Go And We're Gonna Stay To The Lost City Forever.

Uncle Grandpa: No, Mr. Gus! Don't Kick It!

(Mr. Gus Kicks UG RV)

Uncle Grandpa: My RV! Noooooooo!!!! What's The Use, Mr. Gus, I Guess We're Stuck At The Lost City Forever. (Crying)

Pizza Steve: Don't Worry, Uncle G. They Got Lots Of Funny Jokes You Can Find. Like...

(Lights Off)

Pizza Steve: Like A Monsters Out There!

Uncle Grandpa: Yeah, I'm So Scared!

Pizza Steve: I'm So Scared Too, Uncle G!

Mr. Gus: All I Wanted To Do, There's No Such Thing As Monsters!

Uncle Grandpa: Phew, What A Relief.

Pizza Steve: Yeah, I Agreed On, Uncle G. There Is Not Such Thing As Monsters.

Mr. Gus: Yeah.

Uncle Grandpa: For Now On, Everyone. I'll Get A Book. Now To Read A Story. Little Ducky's Farm. I'll Read A Story For Me, That Would Make You Funny. ''The Chicken Goes Babababakaaa! Bakaa!!'' (Laughs) It Was Soooooo Funny.

Mr. Gus: 'GIVE ME THAT!! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO READ A BOOK, UNCLE GRANDPA!! I AM SICK AND TIRED FOR BEING FUNNY AT THE STORIES!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT SOMETHING LIED TO YOU?!?'

Uncle Grandpa: Uhhh... Yyyyes?

Mr. Gus: LIAR, WE'RE GOING TO STAY THE LOST CITY FOREVER!!!

Uncle Grandpa: (Crying) What's The Use. I Never Get The Funny Stories, Making Jokes And Riddles, Playing Funny Games On The Computer... THE FUNNY GAMES ON THE COMPUTER!?! That's Pretty Funny!

Mr. Gus: (Face Turns Red) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uncle Grandpa: Oh No! Mr. Gus Has Gone '''MAD!! RUUUUN!!!'''

Uncle Grandpa And Pizza Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Belly Bag: Run, Uncle Grandpa! He's Out Of Control!

Uncle Grandpa: I Need To Run Faster! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Pizza Steve: What Do We Gonna Do Now, Uncle G?

Uncle Grandpa: Don't Worry, Pizza Steve? I'll Make A Soup To Feel Mr. Gus Better.

Pizza Steve: Oh, It Is On, Uncle G.

Uncle Grandpa: Hey, Mr. Gus. Try Some Delicious Soup.

Mr. Gus: Laaah... (Gulps, Shocked) Wow. (Happy) That Feels Good. I Like That Soup.

Uncle Grandpa: Wow, What A Relief.

Mr. Gus: Well, I Guess There's No People Here.

Uncle Grandpa: Look, Mr. Gus! A Bus Is Here!

Mr. Gus: Huh?

Jessica, Lily, Riley, And Everyone: HELLO, UNCLE GRANDPA!

Uncle Grandpa: Wow, So Many People!

Tiny Miracle: Hello There, Uncle Grandpa!

Uncle Grandpa: Tiny Miracle! I'm Gonna Miss You.

Tiny Miracle: I'm Gonna Miss You Too. Let's Go For A Bus.

Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus: All Right!

GRFT: (Roars)

(Everyone Gets In The Bus)

Uncle Grandpa: And Evil Wizard, You Staying Here.

Evil Wizard: WHAT?!?

(Uncle Grandpa Kicks Evil Wizard Out Of The Bus, And The Bus Drives Off)

Evil Wizard: Hello? Where Did Everybody Go? Hello? Oh, Forget It. There Is No People Out There. Because I'm At The Lost City Forever.

(The Mouse Sees Evil Wizard)

Mouse: Squeak!

Evil Wizard: WHAT THE?!? Oh, Fiddlesticks.