Sesame Street Crayons/Bad Bad Leroy Brown (by Jim Croce)

Cast

 * Baby Bear Beary Brown as Jim Croce

Lyrics
Baby Bear Beary Brown: Woah!

Well, the South side of Chicago Is the baddest part of town And if you go down there You better just beware Of a man named Leroy Brown

Now Leroy more than trouble You see he stand 'bout six foot four All the downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover" All the men just call him "Sir"

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown The baddest man in the whole damned town Badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Leroy he's a gambler And he likes his fancy clothes And he likes to wave his diamond rings In front of everybody's nose

He got a custom Continental He got an Eldorado too He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun He got a razor in his shoe

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown The baddest man in the whole damned town Badder than old King Kong Meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Friday bout a week ago Leroy shootin' dice And at the edge of the bar Sat a girl named Doris And ooh that girl looked nice

Well he cast his eyes upon her And the trouble soon began Cause Leroy Brown, he learned a lesson 'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown The baddest man in the whole damned town Badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog

Well the two men took to fightin' And when they pulled them from the floor Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle With a couple of pieces gone

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown The baddest man in the whole damn town Badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown The baddest man in the whole damned town Badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog Yeah, badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog