Crayola Markers/Isn't That Funny? (from The Book of Pooh)

Cast

 * Orange Butterfly as Tigger
 * Small Fry Yellow as Winnie the Pooh
 * Pinky Pink as Piglet
 * Fuzzy Duckling Yellow as Rabbit
 * Blue Jean as Eeyore

Lyrics
Small Fry Yellow, Pinky Pink and Fuzzy Duckling Yellow : Well, hello friends, hello folks We're here with silly gags and jokes

Small Fry Yellow: Like Small Fry Yellow slipping in a puddle of honey Isn't that funny?

Pinky Pink, Fuzzy Duckling Yellow and Blue Jean : Isn't that funny?

Fuzzy Duckling Yellow: As the monkey told the giraffe "I double dare you not to laugh"

Pinky Pink: Hey, look, it's raining But the sky's still sunny Isn't that funny?

Small Fry Yellow, Fuzzy Duckling Yellow and Blue Jean : Isn't that funny?

Small Fry Yellow, Pinky Pink , Fuzzy Duckling Yellow and Blue Jean : You laughed every other time we did that one before What's the matter, Orange Butterfly? Don't you get it anymore?

Orange Butterfly: (snores)

Fuzzy Duckling Yellow: Tell me, Pinky Pink: What time is it when a heffalump sits on your fence?

Pinky Pink: I wouldn't know, Fuzzy Duckling Yellow.

Fuzzy Duckling Yellow: Time to get a new fence. And what time is it when a heffalump sits on your house?

Pinky Pink: Time to get a new house?

Fuzzy Duckling Yellow: Time to get a new heffalump!

Orange Butterfly: Stop, my sides are splittin'.

Small Fry Yellow: With a ha ha ha

Pinky Pink: And a hee hee hee

Fuzzy Duckling Yellow: I know you really wanna laugh at me

Small Fry Yellow: Listen, Orange Butterfly, my nose is runny

Small Fry Yellow, Pinky Pink , Fuzzy Duckling Yellow and Blue Jean : Is n't that funny?

Orange Butterfly: No, it isn't that funny

Pinky Pink: Oh, why'd the chicken cross the road? Tigger, can't you say?

Orange Butterfly: She was sick of them lousy jokes She had to get away

Small Fry Yellow: Knock knock, Orange Butterfly.

Orange Butterfly: Who's there?

Small Fry Yellow: Amos.

Orange Butterfly: Amos, who?

Small Fry Yellow: ''A mosquito just bit me. Knock knock.''

Orange Butterfly: Who's there, now?

Small Fry Yellow: Andy.

Orange Butterfly: Andy who?

Small Fry Yellow: And he just bit me again.

Orange Butterfly: I don't think my laugh is asleep. I think it just left town.

Small Fry Yellow and Fuzzy Duckling Yellow : Here's a gag that cannot fail Let's play jump rope with Blue Jean's tail

Pinky Pink: A bumbling bear and a bouncing bunny

Blue Jean: It's not the best day I ever had As a matter of fact, it's pretty bad But since you asked, I'm feeling crummy Isn't that funny?

Small Fry Yellow: Uh, I don't think so.

Pinky Pink: No, Blue Jean.

Fuzzy Duckling Yellow: No, not at all.

Small Fry Yellow, Pinky Pink and Fuzzy Duckling Yellow : We don't need a big guffaw

Pinky Pink: Just a giggle and a half

Fuzzy Duckling Yellow: Come on, Orange Butterfly, we're dying up here

Small Fry Yellow, Pinky Pink and Fuzzy Duckling Yellow : Dying to hear you laugh

We hope you liked our little game But without you, it's not the same 'Cause the way you laugh is just the best And if you joined our chuckle-fest Every joke would land right on the money

Small Fry Yellow, Pinky Pink , Fuzzy Duckling Yellow and Blue Jean : Is n't that funny? Is n't that funny? Is n't that funny?

Orange Butterfly: No, it isn't that funny! I'll never get my laugh back.