Thomas/Killer Queen (by Queen)

Version 1 (by Dynasti the Radicles Fangirl)

 * Thomas, Gordon, James and Percy as Queen

Lyrics
Thomas: She keeps Moët et Chandon In her pretty cabinet 'Let them eat cake,' she says Just like Marie Antoinette A built-in remedy For Khrushchev and Kennedy At anytime an invitation You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes Well versed in etiquette Extraordinarily nice

Thomas, Gordon, James and Percy: She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Thomas: Guaranteed to blow your mind Thomas, Gordon, James and Percy: Anytime

Thomas: Recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite Thomas, Gordon, James and Percy: Wanna try?

Thomas: To avoid complications She never kept the same address In conversation She spoke just like a baroness Met a man from China Went down to Geisha Minah Then again incidentally If you're that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris For cars she couldn't care less Fastidious and precise

Thomas, Gordon, James and Percy: She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Thomas: Guaranteed to blow your mind Thomas, Gordon, James and Percy: Anytime

Thomas: Drop of a hat she's as willing as Playful as a p*ssy cat Then momentarily out of action Temporarily out of gas To absolutely drive you wild, wild She's all out to get you

Thomas, Gordon, James and Percy: She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Thomas: Guaranteed to blow your mind Thomas, Gordon, James and Percy: Anytime

Thomas: Recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite Thomas, Gordon, James and Percy: Wanna try? You wanna try