Railway Adventures on Sodor Episode 9: Diesel Destruction

Characters:


 * Diesel


 * Gordon


 * Whiff


 * Sir Topham Hatt


 * Signalman

Transcript
Narrator: Diesel was oiling around Sodor. He stopped behind Knapford Station. Gordon was waiting with empty coaches. A green engine puffed in.

Whiff: Hello, Gordon!

Gordon: Hello, Whiff.

Whiff: What are you doing today?

Gordon: I'm going to set a record today. I'm just waiting for Sir Topham Hatt.

Narrator: Entirely by coincidence, he came in eating cake.

Sir Topham Hatt: Og, og Gorgob. Log's jo.

Whiff: Swallow, and repeat?

Sir Topham Hatt: All, right Gordon, let's go.

Gordon: Oh, I got it now.

Sir Topham Hatt: Remember, this is for those new coaches. You're the fastest. If you can do this, the NWR gets new coaches.

Gordon: Right you are, let's go.

Diesel; Coaches, huh? Let's see if he can making.

Narrator: He oiled away.

Diesel: He'll go to Wellsworth, Maron, to Crovan's Gate, to Vicarstown, and back.

Narrator: He raced to Crovan's Gate. He arrived before Gordon.

Diesel: Signalman! When the fast, blue engine comes to this signalbox, change the points to the old branchline. Sir Topham's orders!

Signalman: Okay.

Narrator: He did exactly what Diesel said.

Gordon: {after being diverted} What's this!

Sir Topham Hatt: Stop, Gordon!!!

Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt marched to the signalbox.

Sir Topham Hatt: Signalman! What's the meaning of this!

Signalman: A big black diesel said you wanted me to do this!

Sir Topham Hatt: Diesel! I should've known.

Narrator: He got back on Gordon and they went to Knapford.

Sir Topham Hatt: Diesel! You are supposed to be working at the smelters. Three more months for you!

Diesel: But, sir!

Sir Topham Hatt: No buts! Go.

THE END

Fun Facts

 * Shortest episode
 * Least characters
 * First time NWR coach shortage is acknowledged