Sesame Street Triangular Crayons/I'll Always Remember I Love You (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Count von Count Purple as Forgetful Jones
 * Oscar the Grouch Green as Clementine

Lyrics
Count von Count Purple: Oh, Gene Autry. I could never forget you.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Count von Count Purple! There you are!

Count von Count Purple: Well, howdy, darling Oscar the Grouch Green. How are you?

Oscar the Grouch Green: Count von Count Purple, you were supposed to come to my place and pick me up.

Count von Count Purple: But I don't even know where you live.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Oh, sure you do, Count von Count Purple. You just forgot like you always do!

Count von Count Purple: Oh, I'm sorry, darling. What was it we were supposed to do today?

Oscar the Grouch Green: Celebrate. Today is a special day.

Count von Count Purple: Oh, how can I forget? It's our anniversary! Oh, Count von Count Purple!

Oscar the Grouch Green: Count von Count Purple, we're not married!

Count von Count Purple: Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Oscar the Grouch Green: I know you forget everything, but sometimes, I can't help but feel kind of sad about it. It's as though you don't, you don't give a hoot about your Oscar the Grouch Green.

Count von Count Purple: (spoken) Oh, but, Oscar the Grouch Green, you're wrong about that. Now you just listen. I wanna sing you a song about the way I feel about you, okay? Listen. (singing) I can't remember the street where you live, you're namely a number, my mind is like a sin. ( Oscar the Grouch Green: That's right! ) I'm known by forgetting, it's hard to forgive, but I'll always remember I love you. (spoken) It's true, Oscar the Grouch Green, it's true. Ya gotta believe me!

Oscar the Grouch Green: Sweet talking man, you.

Count von Count Purple: I always regret the day that we met. It's one of those things I will always forget. Our precious past, well, it fades mighty fast. ( Oscar the Grouch Green: I never! ) But my love for you is a kind that will last. So, I can't remember the date of your birth, the size of your feet or your hide or your girth. Put on my sweet for whatever it's worth ( Oscar the Grouch Green: Sing it! ) I'll always remember, I love, I mean it, I really do, I love you.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Oh, Count von Count Purple. That's the nicest birthday present a girl could ever have.

Count von Count Purple: Birthday?! Now I remember what I got this box for!

Oscar the Grouch Green: It must be a present!

Count von Count Purple: No, it's a party! Happy birthday, Oscar the Grouch Green!

Oscar the Grouch Green: Oh, I'm speechless!

Count von Count Purple: Ooo-wheee!