Gideon: Tuba Warrior and the Magic Railroad Trailer

Transcript

 * Ladybug: Please, Gideon. I am stuck in a flytrap and now I can't get out. (breaks a man of woe's legs)
 * Narrator (Gideon): My name is Gideon. On a ship...
 * Flying Dutchman: Howl with me, ablaze with fear!
 * Kid: Those guys are dorks.
 * Flying Dutchman: Yes, they are my dorks.
 * Gideon: When I was a ghost of the Flying Dutchman,
 * Guy: Aaaaaaaaaah! MERMAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Gideon (Narrator): Big Idea and Columbia Pictures present "Gideon and the Magic Railroad". Rated G. But we, PG-13.