Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Bear in the Big Blue House and Blue's Clues/Sesame Street Presents the 80s

Cast

 * Maggie (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Prairie Dawn
 * Bear (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Cookie Monster
 * Mailbox (from Blue's Clues) as Grover
 * Shadow (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Abby Cadabby
 * Ojo (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Rosita
 * Big Duck (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Goose
 * Doc Hogg (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Count von Count
 * Tutter (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Elmo
 * Felt Friends (from Blue's Clues) as AM Monsters
 * Pip and Pop (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Two-Headed Monster
 * The Jellybean Team (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Numerical Characters
 * Sidestep (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Oscar the Grouch
 * Reggie Van Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) and Edwina Badger (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Grouches
 * Rudy the Mouse (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Louie
 * Mrs. Henrietta Vanderspoon (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Bunty Bailey Muppet
 * Mr. Salt, Mrs. Pepper, Cinammon and Paprika (from Blue's Clues) as Books
 * BB Cats (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Rick Astley Muppet
 * Lois (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Chicken
 * Perwinkle (from Blue's Clues) as Goat
 * Puck (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Penguin

Lyrics
Maggie: Okay, people. It's time to get excited for tonight's Sesame Street Glee Club performance! All right, Bear, do you have your lyrics?

Bear: Yep, and they delicious. Nom, nom, nom.

Maggie: Ok. Well, Mailbox, you do have the music, correct?

Mailbox: Yes? Oh, yes. Contained in this cute little device is any song you can imagine. Name a genre, I got it. Name a--

Bear: Om, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Mm.

Mailbox: He got it.

Maggie: Oh, no!

Bear: What? That not a cookie?

Mailbox: Another one bites the dust.

Maggie: We have no lyrics and no music. Whatever are we going to do?

(music playing)

Mailbox: Wait, does anyone else hear that? Is that my '80s playlist? I listen to this all the time while working out.

Maggie: '80s it is, then! Places, people! Start me up, Bear!

Mailbox: Got a goose on the loose.

Shadow and Ojo : Loose goose.

Mailbox: Got to catch that goose. Oh, oh, jeez.

Shadow and Ojo : Loose goose.

Mailbox: Now he stole a plate of cheese. Quack? That's my snack. Come on and bring it back. Loose, loose goose. Everybody catch that goose. Loose goose!

Maggie: Bear. Bear, move onto the next song. And could somebody catch that goose? Can I get someone on the goose?

Ojo: Colors, colors, colors, colors, there's like a million. So many, oh, look at them, whoa. Colors, colors, colors, colors, there's like a million. Red, Blue, and Green, and that's just three! Yeah!

Doc Hogg: That means there's like, 999,997 more colors! I love it!

Maggie: All right, Bear, let's keep it going.

Bear: Okay.

Maggie: Bear, press your belly.

Bear: Oh, sorry.

Pip: Two heads are better than one.

Pop: Yeah, two heads are better than one.

Pip and Pop : Heads, two heads. Are better than one. Two heads.

Maggie: Enunciate! Both of you!

Pop: Do it!

Pip: Oh yeah, they really are.

Pop: Hey! Me do that part!

Pip: What? No, that my part.

Pop: It supposed to be me part.

Pip: No, that my part.

Pop: Me should do it.

Pip: You should do...

Maggie: Oh, I cannot go for this. No can do.

Doc Hogg: Count to 19, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. Then comes 15. Oh, yes, then comes 16. 17, 18, oh, then 19. You do your best, oh, count with some zest. So good counting, counting to 19. Ah, ah, ah!

Reggie Van Beast: He's a very grouchy grouch. You really shouldn't even bother.

Edwina Badger: Being his friend's a real downer. You should avoid him on the street.

Reggie Van Beast and Edwina Badger : 'Cause he's a super grouch, super grouch, he's super grouchy.

Sidestep: Hey, I don't want any part of this! Now scram!

Reggie Van Beast and Edwina Badger : 'Cause he's a super grouch, super grouch, he's super grouchy.

Maggie: Wham? Did somebody say Wham? Make it big, Bear!

Bear: Me on it.

Tutter: Tuck Tutter in before bed, oh, oh. 'Cause Tutter's not planning on reading solo.

Rudy the Mouse: Tuck Tutter in before bed, oh, oh.

Tutter and Rudy the Mouse : Tuck Tutter in and say, sleep tight.

Tutter: Good night.

Rudy the Mouse: Good night, son.

Maggie: May I?

Bear: Please. Aha! Me love this song.

Maggie: Me too!

Bear: Bake cookie! Bake cookie! Cookies baked! Baked cookie! Need cookie! Or a tray or two! Baked cookie, baked cookie.

Maggie: Bear! Bear! Bear!

Bear: Oh! Ah! Me having most wonderful dream about cookie!

Maggie: Well, hey now, hey now! Your dream is over! Play the next song!

Bear: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shadow: Don't stop your reading. New places you'll be seeing. Turn a page, dive right in. Whoa! Don't stop your reading. New friends you will be making. Don't stop your reading. Whoa! Yeah! Don't stop your reading.

Maggie: All right, time for the finale! It's the final countdown!

BB Cats: Always want to be your friend. Always going to be around. Friends with each other and with you.

Everyone: Always be by your side, take your hand and you'll take mine. Always going to be your friend and love you.

(applause and cheering)