Muppets/I Don't Like Mondays (by The Boomtown Rats)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Scooter, Rowlf the Dog and Rizzo the Rat as The Boomtown Rats

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog: The silicon chip inside her head Gets switched to overload And nobody's gonna go to school today She's going to make them stay at home And daddy doesn't understand it He always said she was as good as gold And he can see no reason 'Cause there are no reasons What reason do you need to be sure

Fozzie Bear: Oh, oh, oh tell me why I don't like Mondays

Tell me why I don't like Mondays Tell me why I don't like Mondays I want to shoot The whole day down

Gonzo: The Telex machine is kept so clean As it types to a waiting world And mother feels so shocked Father's world is rocked And their thoughts turn to their own little girl Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen Now, it ain't so neat to admit defeat They can see no reasons 'Cause there are no reasons What reason do you need oh, woah

Scooter: Tell me why I don't like Mondays

Rowlf the Dog: Tell me why I don't like Mondays Tell me why I don't like Mondays I want to shoot The whole day down Down, down Shoot it all down

All the playing's stopped in the playground now She wants to play with her toys a while And school's out early and soon we'll be learning And the lesson today is how to die And then the bullhorn crackles And the captain tackles With the problems and the how's and why's And he can see no reasons 'Cause there are no reasons What reason do you need to die, die

Rizzo the Rat: Oh, oh, oh and the silicon chip inside her head Gets switched to overload And nobody's gonna go to school today She's going to make them stay at home And daddy doesn't understand it He always said she was as good as gold And he can see no reason 'Cause there are no reasons What reason do you need to be sure

Tell me why I don't like Mondays Tell me why

I don't like Mondays Tell me why

I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Mondays Tell me why I don't like, I don't like, (tell me why) I don't like Mondays Tell me why I don't like Mondays I want to shoot, the whole day down, uh, uh, uh