The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)/South Park

Cast

 * Shears as Stan Marsh
 * Lieutenant Colonel Nicholson as Mr. Garisson
 * Major Warden as Kyle Broflovski
 * Colonel Saito as Eric Cartman
 * Major Clipton as Kenny McCormick
 * Lieutenant Joyce as Craig Tucker
 * Colonel Hornsby as Satan
 * Captain Reeves as Curly Goth
 * Major Hughes as Mr. Mackey
 * Private Grogan as Chef