Muppets/Mr. Q (from The Letter People)

Cast

 * Rizzo the Rat as Mr. Q

Lyrics
Rizzo the Rat: Well, here's a new letter boy. The very unique without question. The quickest quiz kid with the quip, quiet, quiet, Mr. Q. Doesn't many people see many chickens clucking, ducks are ducking, noises all around. But Mr. Q. Not a sound. Well, here's a new letter boy. It's quiet, quiet Mr. Q who has come to give us a few quick quotes. Over to you, Mr. Q. Whistles blowing, weeds growing, cows are mooing, clocks go cuckooing, So much to be heard. But Mr. Q. Not a word. Well, here's Mr. Q, the new letter boy. The new letter boy. Here's Mr. Q. Quiet, quiet Mr. Q. Mr. Q, why are you so quiet? Rain is pouring, daddy is snoring, rockets shooting, horns are tooting. What a noisy riot. But Mr. Q. He's so quiet. Why is he so quiet? Is he sick? No, it's just that nothing makes him tick.