Muppets/The Porridge Alphabet Song (from Sesame Street episode 3906)

Cast

 * Fozzie Bear as Baby Bear
 * Bobo the Bear as Papa Bear
 * Angelo as Alan
 * Gonzo, Rizzo the Rat, Pepe the King Prawn, Janice, Mildred Huxtetter, Annie Sue Pig, Sam the Eagle, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Animal, Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper, Scooter, Johnny Fiama, Sal Minella, Marvin Suggs, Lew Zealand, Beauregard, Clifford, Digit, Bean Bunny, Walter, Wayne, Wanda, Hilda, George the Janitor, Nigel the Conductor, Trumpet Girl, Vicki, Leon, Beard, Lindbergh and Waldo C. Graphic as Porridge Lovers Club members

Lyrics
Everyone: Mmmm..this is so good. (chatter in the background)

Walter: Please, sir, could I have some more?

Everyone: More!

Fozzie Bear: More? Just a sec. Oh, Angelo? Do we have anymore?

Angelo: Oh, um, in a few minutes. The Porridge Making Machine is always so hot.

Fozzie Bear: Okay, everybody. Porridge in a few minutes.

Everyone: Yay!

Floyd Pepper: Let's sing a Porridge Lovers song!

Everyone: Yeah!

Johnny Fiama: How about "Life's Just a Bowl Full of Porridge"?

Everyone: No!

Janice: Or how about "Steamy Porridge Keeps Pouring On My Head"?

Everyone: No!

Fozzie Bear: Oh, hey! How about my favorite? "The Porridge Alphabet"?

Everyone: Yay!

Fozzie Bear: Here we go!

Everyone: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P... P is for Porridge, Yessiree! Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z... That's our Porridge ABC! Yay!

Fozzie Bear: Hey! One more time!

Everyone: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P... P is for Porridge, Yessiree! Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z... That's our Porridge ABC! Yay!

Bobo the Bear: Whoa! Look at this. Looks like my Porridge Machine is a success! You've got all the Porridge Lovers eating porridge!

Angelo: Oh, we have to. We can't stop the thing!

Fozzie Bear: Bobo, how do you turn it off?

Bobo the Bear: Oh, that's easy. You just yell at it.

Angelo: What do you yell?

Bobo the Bear: This... "That's enough porridge"!

Fozzie Bear: Oh, that's my Papa. I knew you could do it! Aw...

Bobo the Bear: Yep. You better send it home now. Takes about an hour to set it up again!

Angelo: All right. All right, everybody! That's it for the porridge! Sorry!

Floyd Pepper: I was going to get going.

Fozzie Bear: Well, thank you all for helping out.

Janice: Our pleasure.

Johnny Fiama: Anytime.

Lew Zealand: Thank you.

Bobo the Bear: You know, I could use a bowl of porridge right now!

Angelo: I have one left.

Bobo the Bear: Oh, great!

Angelo: And here you go, Bobo the Bear!

Bobo the Bear: Thank you, Angelo. I'm gonna need all my strength to carry that thing home. (munching sounds) Aahhh...there's nothing like a bowl of porridge.

Angelo: You can say that again.

Bobo the Bear: There's nothing like a bowl of porridge. (munching sounds)