Bubble Guppies/Colt 45 (by Afroman)

Cast

 * Goby as Afroman

Lyrics
Goby: Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims. So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.

Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale. Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cd's When I met a little girl named Jan. I let her ride in my Caddy Cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. We f*cked on the bed, f*cked on the flo', F*cked so long, I grew a f*ckin' afro. Then I f*cked to the left, f*cked to the right. She sucked my d*ck 'til the sh*t turned white. I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my a** lookin' like a Zebra! I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. I ran, I jumped out the back window, But her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4. Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-f*cker whooped my a** all night. But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn p*ssy I ever had. I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a f*ck that b*tch just one more time.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, Skatin' on Dayton rims. So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.

I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good. I took her to my house, cause she was fine, But she whipped out a d*ck that was bigger than mine. I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African. I f*cked her once, I f*cked her twice. I ate that p*ssy like shrimp fried rice. Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. Had a big butt and big t*tties, too, So I hopped in her a** like a kangaroo. See, I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her a**, and she said, ay! Lips was breakfast, p*ssy was lunch, Then her t*tties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just f*ck me. I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the park after dark, Smoke that tumbleweed. And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. Hey, wait a minute man, check this out.

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her t*tties were filled with Hennessy. That country music nearly drove me crazy, But I rode that a** and said, Yes, Miss Daisy! Met this lady in Oklahoma Put that p*ssy in a coma. Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I f*ck that b*tch again. Met a real black girl in South Carolina, F*cked her 'til she turned into a white albino. F*cked this hooker in Iowa. I f*cked her on credit, so I owe her. F*cked this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya. Met this beautiful s*xy ho; She just ran cross the border of Mexico. Fine young thing, said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. I want to get married, but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

Have you ever went over to a girl's house to f*ck, But the p*ssy just ain't no good? (say what?) And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet, Plus you in the wrong neighborhood? So you try to play it off and eat the p*ssy, But it takes her so long to c*m (say what?) Then a dude walks in. That's her big boyfriend, And he asks you where you from? (Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (I don't bang.), You start talkin' real fast. But he's already mad, cause you f*ckin' his wife, So he starts beatin' on your a**. Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, Your d*ck was hard but now it's soft. (what?) You thought you had a girl to rock your world, Now you still gotta go jack off.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.