Muppet nail polish/The Grouch Song (from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland soundtrack)

Cast

 * Animal-istic as Elmo
 * Excuse Moi! as Grizzy
 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Excuse Moi!: (spoken) So, Animal-istic, what do you think it takes to be a grouch? Animal-istic: (spoken) Well, Animal-istic can sing about it, Excuse Moi!. Excuse Moi!: (spoken) I can't wait to hear this. Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) This could be a mistake.

Animal-istic: If you wake up in the morning mean and grumpy And you frown at ev'rybody that you see

Excuse Moi!: If you like your oatmeal nice and cold and lumpy

Animal-istic: (spoken) Not Animal-istic!

Excuse Moi! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Then you're a grouch like me

Animal-istic: Oh, what's else, Excuse Moi!?

Excuse Moi!: If you love it when it's wet and cold and raining

Animal-istic: (spoken) Oh, Animal-istic does!

Excuse Moi!: And the music that you like is all off key! La, la, la!

Animal-istic: If you're happiest whenever you're complaining

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Oh, brother!

Excuse Moi! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Then you're a grouch like me

Animal-istic: (spoken) Like Excuse Moi!. (singing) If you hate it when your grandma kisses you

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Eeewww!!!!

Animal-istic: You know what?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) What?

Animal-istic: Animal-istic too.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Mmmmm.

Excuse Moi!: If you love to see a garbage truck roll by

Animal-istic: (spoken) Oh, yeah.

Excuse Moi!: You know what, kid?

Animal-istic: What?

Excuse Moi!: So do I!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Me too.

Animal-istic: And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Pretty awful.

Excuse Moi!: And that ice cream is yucchy as can be

Animal-istic: Yuck, yuck, yuck!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: If you just can't stand a cuddly little kitty. Heh, heh, heh!

Excuse Moi! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Then you're a grouch like me

Animal-istic: (spoken) And Fresh Frog of Bel Air!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Heh, heh, heh, heh!

Animal-istic: (spoken) Yes, yes!

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) You know, Animal-istic, I think you're getting the hang of it, but I don't think you could be a grouch.

Animal-istic: (spoken) Why not?

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) Well, look at you! You're so sweet!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Yeah!

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) And cute! Oh, Fresh Frog of Bel Air. Look at this. He's dancing.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) He's dancing?

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) Yeah, dancing.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Stop dancing!

Excuse Moi!: And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Pretty disgusting.

Animal-istic: And that ice cream is yucchy as can be

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Blech!

Animal-istic and Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And if you can't stand a cuddly little kitty

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) Bleah!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: And you'd like to chase her up the nearest tree

Animal-istic: (spoken) Fresh Frog of Bel Air!

Excuse Moi! and Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Then you're a grouch like me

Animal-istic: (spoken) Fresh Frog of Bel Air, what did you think of Animal-istic's grouchiness?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Why, it was awful!

Animal-istic: (spoken) Thank you, Fresh Frog of Bel Air! A grouch like Animal-istic! Have a rotten day! Heh, heh, heh, heh!

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: (spoken) Now that's my boy! Heh, heh, heh, heh!