The Schemer Rap



The Schemer Rap is a Shining Time Station song from Billy Saves the Day. Schemer and Schemee perform this song for Felix.

Lyrics
Schemer: Yo session, I'm the latest sensation

Impeccably dressed for the occasion.

I got on the moves, got a curl in my hair

And I got more talents than you can bare.

Let me see you stay, you don't have to look far.

I got the goods on caviar.

I'm above tar, my man superstar.

Don't pinch yourself 'cause no genius.

Yo Schemee main man, I'm Schemer.

Schemee: Uncle Schemer, he's a poet.

Schemer: Yeah, you know it now. Don't blow it.

Schemee: Stand on it.

Schemer: Yeah-yeah-yeah, why show it.

Schemee: No conferment in between.

Schemer: That's right, just take those nickels and throw it. Throw the nickels.

Schemer and Schemee: Throw the nickels, nickels, nickels, nickels.