Humans (Cars) trailer/Transcript

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)

Hiro Hamada: Okay, here we go.

(A close-up of Hiro's legs appear running in the race)

Hiro Hamada: Focus. Speed.

(A lot of people are running in the race)

Genie: Hey, Hiro, you ready?

Hiro Hamada: Oh, yeah!

(Hiro races to the course of the road in the race)

Bill Andersen: The rookie sensation came into the season unknown, but everyone knows him now.

Wendy Corduroy and Tambry: We love you, Hiro!

Old Man McGucket: You're my hero, Mr. Hamada!

Hiro Hamada: McGucket, thank you.

Old Man McGucket: He knows my name! He knows my name!

(Hiro prepares for the California race)

Tagline: From the creators of "Big Hero 8" and "Frozen (Human Style)"

Hiro Hamada: California, here I come! Woo-hoo!

(Hiro goes to Route 66)

(Hiro sees GoGo at the bridge)

Hiro Hamada: Holy moly!

(Hiro ends up going the wrong way and goes down)

Hiro Hamada: Ahh! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! No, no, no, no, no!

(Hiro ends up getting spiked by the cactuses)

Hiro Hamada: Ow!

(Hiro wakes up after seeing Ralph staring at him)

Hiro Hamada: Where am I? Ahh!

Wreck-It Ralph: You're in Radiator Springs, the cutest little town in Carburetor County.

Oskar Greason: Hang on a second. You do need a new paint job, man.

North: All rise!

Lee: Showoff.

Kristoff: How about some organic fuel?

Grunkle Stan: Take a car wash, hippie!

(The Ghost of Northwest Manor appears and Hiro screams)

Hiro Hamada: This place is crazy! I gotta get outta here!

Wreck-It Ralph: You're funny! I like you already.

Hiro Hamada: Folks around here are not firing on all cylinders if you know what I mean.

(Hiro follows Ford)

Ford Pines: I know you're tired.

Hiro Hamada: Ford, hold it.

Ford Pines: These are good folks around here who care about who you are.

GoGo Tomago: Come on, let's take a walk.

Hiro Hamada: A walk?

GoGo Tomago: Don't you big city racers ever just take a walk?

Hiro Hamada: Uh, no.

(Hiro looks at the view of the waterfall and the bridge)

Hiro Hamada: Whoa! Look at that! Look in there, walking right by. I don't even know what they're missing.

GoGo Tomago: 40 years ago, that interstate didn't exist. The town got bypassed just to save 10 minutes of walking.

Ford Pines: When is the last time you cared about something except yourself on hot rod?

(North sniffles)

Oskar Greason: Whoa, dude. Are you crying?

North: No! I'm happy!

(The fireworks appeared at nighttime in the race)

Tagline: AnimatedFan195 Productions presents

Narrator: AnimatedFan195 Productions presents.

Hiro Hamada: Do I spy a little pin-striping tattoo back there?

GoGo Tomago: Oh, you saw that?

(Hiro and GoGo are having fun playing in the big puddle, with Hiro being covered in mud)

Wreck-It Ralph: What's so important about this race of years?

Hiro Hamada: I've been dreaming about it in my whole life.

(Hiro gets all clean in Genie's trunk)

(Hiro has a dream of winning the Piston Cup)

Narrator: A guy who thought he had it all

Hiro Hamada: Cha-kow!

(Hiro runs at the desert)

Narrator: is about to discover

(The humans laugh)

(Ralph goes backwards)

Narrator: everything he's been missing.

Everyone: Yay!

Wreck-It Ralph: I knowed I made a good choice.

Hiro Hamada: In what?

Wreck-It Ralph: My best friend.

(Hiro smiles)

(Hiro and GoGo run in the road)

Tagline: Life's a journey. Enjoy the trip.

(Ratcliffe, Wiggins and the Stabbington Brothers run at night)

Kristoff: There's a lot of love out there, you know, man?

(Ford drives in the desert)

Tagline: Ford Pines,

Ford Pines: We are back in business.

Tagline: Hiro Hamada,

Hiro Hamada: Ka-chow!

Tagline: GoGo Tomago,

(GoGo laughs)

Tagline: Wreck-It Ralph.

Wreck-It Ralph: Wheeeeeee! Dad gum!

Title: Humans (Cars)

(Hiro's roaring sound hurts GoGo)

Hiro Hamada: Did I scare you?

Wreck-It Ralph: Well, a little bit, but I'll be alright.

Tagline: Coming Soon.