Cartoon Paradise/Thomas and Friends Season 2

Cartoon Paradise/Thomas and Friends Season 2 is a parody idea that features Tai Kamiya (from Digimon: Digital Monsters) as Duck the Great Western Engine, Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones and Drixenol "Drix" Koldriliff (from Ozzy and Drix) as Donald and Douglas the Scottish Twin Engines, Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse (from Tom and Jerry) as Bill and Ben the Tank Engine Twins, Giovanni (from Pokemon) as Devious Diesel, Regina (from Glitter Force Doki Doki) as Daisy the Diesel Rail-Car, Clay Bailey (from Xiaolin Showdown/Chronicles) as BoCo the Diesel Engine, Falkner (from Fighting Flyer With Fire) as Harold the Helicopter, Scooby-Doo (from Scooby-Doo) as Trevor the Traction Engine, along with Impmon (from Digimon Tamers) as The Spiteful Break Van, Dr. Benton Quest and Race Bannon (both from Jonny Quest) as The Vicar and Jem Cole.

Cast

 * 1) Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
 * 2) Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
 * 3) Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Casey Kasem)
 * 4) Marcus Damon as Gordon (Quinton Flynn)
 * 5) Alfred "Al" Smith as James (Tom Kenny)
 * 6) Ritchie as Percy (Tara Jayne)
 * 7) Tyson Granger as Toby (Marlowe Gardiner-Heslin)
 * 8) Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
 * 9) Earthworm Jim as Terence (Dan Castellaneta)
 * 10) Chelsea and Nikki as Annie and Clarabel (Jocelyn Loewen and Kelly Sheridan)
 * 11) Hilary Tachibana as Henrietta (Caitriona Murphy)
 * 12) Yugi Moto as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
 * 13) Melinda Glynn as Lady Hatt (Stephanie Morgenstern)
 * 14) Mako and Ai as Stephen and Bridget Hatt (Wendee Lee and Rebecca Forstadt)
 * 15) Yvette Woodgrove as Mrs. Kyndley (Cheryl McMaster)
 * 16) Various Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
 * 17) Arcanine as Coaches
 * 18) Tai Kamiya as Duck (Joshua Seth)
 * 19) Ozzy and Drix as Donald and Douglas (Phil LaMarr and Jeff Bennett)
 * 20) Tom and Jerry as Bill and Ben (Don Brown and Samuel Vincent)
 * 21) Giovanni as Diesel (Ted Lewis)
 * 22) Regina as Daisy (Cherami Leigh)
 * 23) Clay Bailey as BoCo (Jeff Bennett)
 * 24) Falkner as Harold (Matthew Mitler)
 * 25) Scooby-Doo as Trevor (Frank Welker)
 * 26) Impmon as The Spiteful Break Van (Derek Stephen Prince)
 * 27) Dr. Benton Quest as The Vicar (John de Lancie)
 * 28) Race Bannon as Jem Cole (Robert Patrick)

Episodes

 * 1) Double Trouble
 * 2) A Miltank On The Line
 * 3) Sonic's Chase
 * 4) Saved From Scrap
 * 5) Old Iron
 * 6) A New Friend For Ash
 * 7) Ritchie and The Traffic Light
 * 8) Tai Takes Charge
 * 9) Ritchie Proves A Point
 * 10) The Runaway
 * 11) Ritchie Takes The Plunge
 * 12) Pop Goes Giovanni
 * 13) Giovanni's Devious Deed
 * 14) A Close Shave For Tai
 * 15) Better Late Than Never
 * 16) Ozzy and Drix
 * 17) The Deputation
 * 18) Ash Comes To Breakfast
 * 19) Regina
 * 20) Ritchie's Predicament
 * 21) The Monksel
 * 22) Wrong Road
 * 23) Kevin's Exploit
 * 24) Ritchie's Ghostly Trick
 * 25) Woolly Bear
 * 26) Ash and The Missing Christmas Tree

Double Trouble

 * George Carlin: It was a beautiful morning on the land of cartoons. Ash Ketchum's smart clothes sparkled in the sunshine, as he strolled happily along his route with Chelsea and Nikki. He was feeling very pleased with himself.
 * Ritchie: Hello, Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whistled Ritchie.
 * Ritchie: You look splendid.
 * Ash: Yes indeed.
 * George Carlin: Boasted Ash.
 * Ash: Blue is the only proper color for a trainer.
 * Tyson: Oh, I don't know. I like my brown paint.
 * George Carlin: Said Tyson.
 * Ritchie: I've always been green. I wouldn't want to be any other color either.
 * George Carlin: Added Ritchie.
 * Ash: Well, well, anyway.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Ash.
 * Ash: Blue is the only color for a really useful trainer. Anyone knows that.
 * George Carlin: Ritchie said no more. He just grinned at Tyson. Later, Ash was resting when Nate arrived. A large hopper was loading his Beedrill full of coal. Ash was still being cheeky.
 * Ash: Careful.
 * George Carlin: He warned.
 * Ash: Watch out with those silly Beedrill.
 * Beedrill: Go on, go on!
 * George Carlin: Muttered the Beedrill.
 * Ash: And by the way.
 * George Carlin: Went on Ash.
 * Ash: Those buffers don't look really safe to me.
 * George Carlin: The last load poured down.
 * Ash: Help, help!
 * George Carlin: Cried Ash.
 * Ash: Get me out!
 * George Carlin: Ritchie was worried, but he couldn't help laughing. Ash's smart clothes was covered in coal dust from smokebox to bunker.
 * Ritchie: Ha, ha!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Ritchie.
 * Ritchie: You don't look really useful now, Ash. You look really disgraceful.
 * Ash: I'm not disgraceful.
 * George Carlin: Choked Ash.
 * Ash: You did that on purpose. Get me out!
 * George Carlin: It took so long to clean Ash that he wasn't it time for his next train. Tyson had to take Chelsea and Nikki.
 * Chelsea: Poor Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Chelsea to Nikki. They were most upset. Ash was grumpy in the shed that night. Tyson thought it made a great joke, but Ritchie was cross with Ash for thinking he had made his paint dirty on purpose.
 * Ritchie: Fancy a really useful blue trainer like Ash becoming a disgrace to Yugi Moto's railway.
 * George Carlin: Next day, Ash was feeling more cheerful, as he watch Ritchie bring his Beedrill from the junction. The Beedrill were heavy and Ritchie was tired.
 * Driver: Have a drink.
 * George Carlin: Said his driver.
 * Driver: Then you'll feel better.
 * George Carlin: The water column stood at the end of the siding with the unsafe buffers. Suddenly, Ritchie found that he couldn't stop. The buffers didn't stop him either.
 * Ritchie: Ooh!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Ritchie.
 * Ritchie: Help!
 * (Ritchie falls into the deep coal)
 * George Carlin: The buffers were broken and Ritchie was wheel deep in coal. It was time for Ash to leave. He had seen everything.
 * Ash: Now Ritchie has learned his lesson too.
 * George Carlin: He chuckled to himself. That night, the two characters made up their quarrel.
 * Ritchie: I didn't cause your accident on purpose, Ash.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Ritchie.
 * Ritchie: You do know that, don't you?
 * Ash: Of course.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ash.
 * Ash: And I'm sorry I teased you. Your green paint look splendid again too. In future, we're both be more careful of coal.

A Miltank On The Line

 * George Carlin: Kevin was getting old. His bearings were worn, and he clanked as he puffed along. He was taking empty Beedrill to a market town. The sun shone, birds sang, but Kevin was heading for trouble.
 * Kevin: Come on! Come on!
 * George Carlin: He puffed.
 * Beedrill: Oh! Oh!
 * George Carlin: Screamed the Beedrill. Kevin puffed and clanked, the Beedrill rattled and screamed. Some Miltank were grazing near by. They were not used to trains. The noise and smoke disturbed them. As Kevin clanked by, they broke through the fence and ran across the line. A coupling was broken and some Beedrill were left behind.
 * (Miltank mooing)
 * George Carlin: Kevin felt a jerk, but didn't take much notice. He was used to Beedrill.
 * Kevin: Bother those Beedrill!
 * George Carlin: He thought.
 * Kevin: Why can't they come quietly?
 * George Carlin: He was at the next station before either he or his driver realized what had happened. When Marcus and Shaggy heard about the accident, they laughed and boasted.
 * Marcus: Fancy allowing Beedrill to break your train! They wouldn't dare do that to us. We'd show them!
 * George Carlin: Old Tyson was cross.
 * Tyson: You couldn't help it, Kevin. They've never met Miltank. I have, and I know the trouble they are.
 * George Carlin: Some days later, Marcus rushed through Kevin's Station.
 * Marcus: Boop boop! Mind the Miltank! Hurry, hurry!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Marcus.
 * Coaches: Don't make such a fuss! Don't make such a fuss!
 * George Carlin: Grumbled his coaches. A long stretch a line lay ahead. In the distance was a bridge. It seemed to Terry that there was something on the bridge. His driver thought so too.
 * Marcus' Driver: Whoa, Marcus!
 * George Carlin: He said, and shut off steam.
 * Marcus: Pooh!
 * George Carlin: Said Marcus.
 * Marcus: It's only a Miltank! Shoo! Shoo!
 * George Carlin: He moved slowly on to the bridge, but the Miltank wouldn't "Shoo"! She had lost her calf, and felt lonely.
 * Miltank: Mooooh!
 * George Carlin: She said sadly. Everyone tried to send her away, but she wouldn't go. Shaggy arrived.
 * Shaggy: What's this? A Miltank? I'll soon settle her. Be off! Be off!
 * Miltank: Mooooh!
 * George Carlin: Shaggy backed away nervously.
 * Shaggy: I don't want to hurt her.
 * George Carlin: At the next station, Shaggy's Conductor told them about the cow, and warned the signalman that the line was blocked.
 * Porter: That must be Bluebell.
 * George Carlin: Said a porter.
 * Porter: Her calf is here, looking for her mother. Ritchie will take her along.
 * George Carlin: At the bridge, Bluebell was very pleased to her calf again, and the porter led them away.
 * Shaggy: Not a word.
 * Marcus: Keep it secret.
 * George Carlin: Whispered Marcus and Shaggy to each other. They felt rather silly, but the story soon spread.
 * Kevin: Well, well, well!
 * George Carlin: Chuckled Kevin.
 * Kevin: Two big characters afraid of a Miltank.
 * Marcus: Afraid? Rubbish.
 * George Carlin: Said Marcus.
 * Marcus: We didn't want the poor thing to hurt herself by running up against us. We stopped so as not to excite her. You see what I mean, my dear Kevin.
 * Kevin: Yes, Marcus.
 * George Carlin: Said Kevin. Marcus felt somehow that Kevin "saw" only too well.

Sonic's Chase

 * George Carlin: One morning, Kevin was waiting to pick up passengers from Ash Ketchum.
 * Kevin:  Peep peep! We're late! Where is Ash? He doesn't usually make us wait.
 * Fireman: Oh dear, what can the matter be?
 * George Carlin: Sanged the fireman.
 * Fireman: Johnny's so longer...
 * Driver: Never you mind abot Johnny.
 * George Carlin: Laughed the driver.
 * Driver: Just you climb on the cab and look for Ash. Can you see him?
 * Fireman: No.
 * George Carlin: Replied the fireman.
 * Fireman: There's Sonic the Hedgehog in the terriying hurry. No need to bother with him though. Likely, he's on the coach tour of something.
 * George Carlin: He clambered down.
 * Sonic: Stop, stop! I've got Ash's passengers!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Sonic, roaring up to the gates. It was no good. Kevin was gone.
 * Sonic: Bother.
 * George Carlin: Said Sonic.
 * Sonic: Bother Ash's fireman not coming to work today. Why did I promise to help the visitors catch the train?
 * Driver: That will do, Sonic.
 * George Carlin: Said his driver.
 * Driver: A promise is a promise and we must keep it.
 * Sonic: I'll catch Kevin or bust.
 * George Carlin: Said Sonic.
 * Sonic: Oh, my gears and axles!
 * George Carlin: He groaned, toiling up the hill.
 * Sonic: I'll never be the same bus again. Hooray, hooray! I see him!
 * George Carlin: Cheered Sonic as he reached the top.
 * Sonic: Oh, no! Kevin's at the station! No, he stopped at the crossing. Hooray, hooray!
 * George Carlin: Sonic toured down the hill.
 * Passengers: Well done, Sonic!
 * George Carlin: Shouted his passengers.
 * Passengers: Go it!
 * George Carlin: Sonic skitted into the yard.
 * Sonic: Wait, wait!
 * George Carlin: Cried Sonic. He was just in time to see Kevin puffed away.
 * Sonic: I'm sorry.
 * George Carlin: Said Sonic.
 * Passengers: Never mind.
 * George Carlin: Said the passengers.
 * Passengers: After him quickly. Third time lucky you know. Do you think we'll catch em at the next station, driver?
 * Driver: There's a good chance.
 * George Carlin: Replied his driver.
 * Driver: Our road keeps close to the line and we can climb hills better than Kevin. I'll just make sure.
 * George Carlin: He spoke to the stationmaster. Sonic and the passengers waited impatiently.
 * Driver: Yes! We'll do it this time.
 * George Carlin: Said the driver.
 * Passengers: Hooray!
 * George Carlin: Called the passengers, as Sonic chased after Kevin once more.
 * Pets: This hill is too steep, this hill is too steep!
 * George Carlin: Grumbled the pets as Kevin snorted in front. They reach the top at last and ran smoothly into the station.
 * Kevin: Peep!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Kevin.
 * Kevin: Get in quickly please.
 * George Carlin: The conductor blew the whistle and Kevin's driver looked back. But the flag didn't wave, Then he heard Sonic. Everything seem to happy at once, and the stationmaster told the conductor and driver what had happened.
 * Kevin: I'm sorry about the chase, Sonic.
 * George Carlin: Said Kevin.
 * Sonic: My fault.
 * George Carlin: Replied Sonic.
 * Sonic: Late at junction. You didn't know about Ash's passengers.
 * Kevin: Peep peep! Goodbye, Sonic! We're off!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Kevin.
 * Passengers: Three cheers for Sonic!
 * George Carlin: Called the passengers. Sonic raced back to tell Ash that all was well.
 * Ash: Thank you, Sonic, for keeping your promise.
 * George Carlin: Said Ash.
 * Ash: You're a very good friend indeed.

Saved From Scrap

 * George Carlin: Yugi Moto works his characters hard, but they are very proud when he calls them really useful.
 * Kevin: I'm going to the scrapyard today.
 * George Carlin: Kevin called to Ash.
 * Ash: What? Already? You're not that old.
 * George Carlin: Replied Ash cheekily. Ash was only teased him. The scrapyard was full of rusty old cars and machinery. They are broken into pieces, loaded into Beedrill and Kevin pulls them to the steelworks where they are melted down and used again. Today, there was a surprise waiting for Kevin in the yard. It was a dog.
 * Kevin: Hello.
 * George Carlin: Said Kevin.
 * Kevin You're not broken and rusty. What are you doing here?
 * Scooby: I'm Scooby-Doo. They're going to ??? next week.
 * Kevin: What a shame.
 * George Carlin: Said Kevin.
 * Scooby: My driver says I only need some paint, polish and oil to be as good as new, but my owner says I'm old fashioned.
 * George Carlin: Kevin snorted.
 * Kevin: People say I'm old fashioned, but I don't care. Yugi Moto says I'm a useful character. What work did you do?
 * Scooby: My owner will send us from farm to farm. We threshed corn, hauled logs and did lots of other work. The children loved to see us.
 * George Carlin: Heathcliff shut his eyes, remembering.
 * Scooby: Oh, yes. I like children.
 * George Carlin: Kevin set off for the station.
 * Kevin: Broken up, what a shame. Broken up, what a shame. I must help Scooby, I must.
 * George Carlin: He thought of all his friends who liked characters. But strangely none of them would have room for a cat at home.
 * Kevin: It's a shame, it's a shame.
 * George Carlin: He hissed. Then...
 * Kevin: Peep! Peep! Why didn't I think of him before.
 * George Carlin: There on the platform was the very person.
 * Dr. Quest: Hello, Kevin. You look upset. What's the matter, Charlie?
 * George Carlin: He asked the driver.
 * Driver: There's a dog in the scrapyard, doctor. He'll be ??? next week. Race Bannon says he never drove a better character.
 * Kevin: Do save him, sir. He saws wood and gives children rides.
 * Dr. Quest: We'll see.
 * George Carlin: Replied the doctor. Race Bannon came on Saturday.
 * Race: The reverend's coming to see you, Scooby. Maybe he'll buy you.
 * Scooby: Do you think he will?
 * George Carlin: Asked Scooby.
 * Race: He will when I lit your fire and clean you up.
 * George Carlin: The doctor and his two boys arrived that evening. Scooby hadn't felt so happy for months. He chuffered about the yard.
 * Dr. Quest: Show your paces, Scooby.
 * George Carlin: Said the doctor. Later he came out of the office, smiling.
 * Dr. Quest: I've got him cheap, Race, cheap.
 * Race: Did ye hear that, Scooby?
 * George Carlin: Cried Race.
 * Race: The reverend's saved you and you'll live at the vicarage now.
 * Scooby: Peep! Peep!
 * George Carlin: Whistled Scooby. Now Scooby's home was in the Vicarage Orchard, and he sees Kevin every day. His paint is spotless and his brass shines like gold. Scooby likes his work but his happiest day is the church fair. With a wooden seat bolted to his bunker, he chuffers round the orchard giving rides to children. Long afterwards, you will see him shut his eyes, remembering.
 * Scooby: I like children.
 * George Carlin: He whispers happily.