Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Bear in the Big Blue House and Blue's Clues/I'm a Little Pirate (from Muppet Sing-Alongs: Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Mailbox (from Blue's Clues) as Clueless Morgan
 * Jeremiah Tortoise (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Old Tom
 * Big Duck (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Mudwell the Mudbunny
 * Reggie Van Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Calico

Lyrics
Jeremiah Tortoise: So what are we doin' here anyway? Huh? Huh?

Mailbox: Okay, you ready, guys? I'm gonna do the song first. Then you two do it together with him. And then I'm gonna do it with you guys, and then once we've done, we've done it together, we'll have done it. Okay, everybody ready?

Jeremiah Tortoise, Big Duck and Reggie Van Beast : H u h?

Mailbox: Okay, let's go. (singing) I'm a little pirate. Short and fat. Here is my eyepatch. Here is my hat. When I pulled the plug, the boat it sank. That's why they made me walk the plank. Okay, now you guys. You try it.

Big Duck: I'm a little pirate. Short and fat.

Jeremiah Tortoise: Here is my eyepatch. Here is my hat.

Reggie Van Beast: When I pulled the plug, the boat it sank. That's why they made me walk the plank.

Mailbox: Okay, more piratey. Here we go.

Everyone: I'm a little pirate. Short and fat. Here is my eyepatch. Here is my hat. When I pulled the plug, the boat it sank. That's why they made me walk the plank.

Mailbox: Oh, that was good. Oh, you -- You were very good, you. Oh, yeah. Great job, guys.

Big Duck: Thank you.