The Nutcracker nail polish/They Can't Take That Away from Me (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * March in Uniform as Cookie Monster
 * Gold Key to the Kingdom as Guy Smiley
 * Envy the Adventure as Green Anything Muppet boy
 * Lavendare to Find Courage as Lavender Anything Muppet girl

Lyrics
(sung)

March in Uniform: Oh, me got six cookies, and, boy, me feeling grand Six cookies, in this dish here in me hand! Six cookies, and me happy as can be No, they not take that away from me!

(spoken)

Envy the Adventure: Oh, hi, March in Uniform. Gee, I couldn't help but notice you got six cookies here in your plate. I know you won't mind because I'm so hungry if I just help myself to three of them. Thanks a lot!

March in Uniform: Wa ... wa ... wa ... wait! Oh!

(sung)

Me had six cookies but me in a awful fix 'Cause cute little kid take away three of me six

Gold Key to the Kingdom: (Pops up from nowhere startling March in Uniform ) But when you take three from six, you still got three

March in Uniform: And they not take that away from me! Yeah, me got three cookies, and, boy, me feeling proud Three cookies, and me want to shout out loud! Three cookies, count them; one, two, three No, they not take that away from me!

(spoken)

Lavendare to Find Courage: Hi March in Uniform.

March in Uniform: Hi!

Lavendare to Find Courage: Gee, it was very exciting watching you count those cookies

March in Uniform: Yeah, yeah!

Lavendare to Find Courage: And boy, they look very good too.

March in Uniform: Oh yeah!

Lavendare to Find Courage: Can I just borrow one for a while?

March in Uniform: Wait ... wait!

Lavendare to Find Courage: Thanks, March in Uniform.

March in Uniform: No ... no ... plea .... wait! OH!

(sung)

Me had three cookies but, boy, do me feel sad 'Cause girl take one of the cookies that me had

Gold Key to the Kingdom: (pops up and startles March in Uniform again) But when you take one from three, you still got two And they can't take that away from you!

March in Uniform: Yeah, me got two cookies, and, boy, me feeling fine Two cookies, they delicious and they mine! Two cookies and me want to holler "Whee!" 'Cause they not take that away from me!

(spoken)

Gold Key to the Kingdom: You know, March in Uniform. These cookies on your plate just look awfully tasty.

March in Uniform: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Gold Key to the Kingdom: I think I might, uh, sort of help myself to a couple of them right here. Thank you very much.

March in Uniform: Oh No! No! Please, Mr. Gold Key to the Kingdom! Please, no, no, no, no!

Gold Key to the Kingdom: Thank You!

March in Uniform: Oh!

(sung)

Me had two cookies, but, oh, me feeling blue 'Cause Gold Key to the Kingdom come grab each of me two When you take two from two You got nothing left to see Nothing left to take from me!

(spoken)

Gold Key to the Kingdom: Oh, yes there is, March in Uniform.

March in Uniform: Wha?

Gold Key to the Kingdom: Well, you see, you no longer have six cookies, or three, or two, or one, but you do have zero cookies!

March in Uniform: Zero? Me do?

Gold Key to the Kingdom: Yes, you do. You see, zero is a number of cookies you can have.

March in Uniform: Really?

Gold Key to the Kingdom: And right there on your plate, I see zero cookies.

March in Uniform: Oh, Mr. Gold Key to the Kingdom. Me thank you so much.

(sung)

Yeah, me got zero cookies, and, boy, me feeling great Zero cookies, here on this empty plate! Zero cookies, me give me guarantee, they not take that away Number zero save me day! No, they not take that away from me!

(Takes a cookie that isn't on the plate and eats it)

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm. Taste great and less filling too. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

(looks at plate)

What the hey? A-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-oh!!!

(from the show, not the album version, after he finishes eating an empty plate)

Me love zero!