Avenue Q/Keep Drummin' (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Princeton as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Rod as Pasqually

Lyrics
Princeton: And now a song dedicated to the most talented pizza chef and drummer in the world: Rod the Chef!

Rod: Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!

Princeton: Keep drumming, keep keep keep drumming.

Rod: I am so in the groove, man!

Princeton: You hear that crazy sound and you can hear your heart pounding like the drums.

Rod: No drum machine here!

Princeton: The energy is in him just listen to the rhythm of the drums.

Rod: Hey, can you turn up the click track?

Princeton: He may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but you've got to have drummer if your band really rocks. Because it's grooving and grooving and nothing keeps the people moving like the drums.

Rod: I'm a little drummer boy. I love playing the drums like making the pizza. But most of all, I love playing the drums while eating the pizza!

Princeton: Nothing feels neater than keeping with the meter of the drums.

Rod: I don't need no metronome!

Princeton: You gotta move your feet, when your hear the heavy beating of the drums.

Rod: I just follow the beat of my heart.

Princeton: You better make sure your drummer is ready to go, cause it's a bummer when your drummer doesn't make the show. If its rhythm that you're missing, everybody just listen to the drums.

Rod: Drummers are the backbone of any good band. Ringo got nothing on me! Drum solo! This is just like playing on my pots and pans in the kitchen. I'm a syncopated man!

Princeton: The drummer is a-rocking, so I'm gonna stop talking about the drums. Keep drumming, keep keep keep drumming. And by now I can tell ya, I shouldn't have to sell ya on the drums. Keep drumming, keep keep keep drumming. The rhythm of the drummer is the heart of the song, Just be sure that his solo doesn't go too long. Of his power there's no doubt, there's no instrument louder than the drums.

Rod: Bongo solo! Just kidding! (laughing)