Christina Throws Another Tantum (A Friends and PBS NewsHour Crossover)

Transcript

 * Storyteller: One fine day, Christina and Angelina went to a video store. When she saw a Shopkins toy, she went beserk!
 * Christina: I want Shopkins toy!
 * Jim and Kate Lehrer: No, Christina!
 * Storyteller: scolded Jim and Kate Lehrer.
 * Angelina: You have lots of toys at home!
 * Storyteller: and Christina began to throw a BIG tantrum!
 * Christina: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I WANT THE SHOPKINS TOY NOW!!!!!!
 * Arizona (State Man): SHUT YOUR MOUTH! YOU HAVE A LOT OF SHOPKINS TOYS AT HOME SO SHUT UP AND GET OUT!
 * Judy Woodruff: YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 2 Minutes Later...
 * Christina: I want that Shopkins plush!
 * Joycelyn: No, Christina, you have a lot of Shopkins stuff at home!
 * Christina (loud roar): ROAAAAAARRRRRRR!! I WANT THE SHOPKINS CARDS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Margaret Warner: YOU SUCK, CHRISTINA!!!!!!!!
 * Angelina: Knock it off, Christina!
 * Christina: NO WAY, TOURIST!!!!
 * Judy Woodruff: AND DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!!!
 * Christina (screaming): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I WANT THE SHOPKINS CARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Angelina: If you keep this up then all you want is a big spanking!
 * Christina: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 * Jim Lehrer: SHUT UP, CHRISTINA!!!!!
 * Christina: NO, YOU SHUT UP, JIM LEHRER!!!!
 * Jim Lehrer: What an idiot.
 * Kate Lehrer: I know, right? She is so annoying.
 * Christina: Hey, Gentlemen! Give me that newspaper!
 * Jim Lehrer: No! It's mine!
 * Christina: Give it to me now or I'll throw you out the window!
 * Jim Lehrer: You wouldn't dare!
 * (Christina grabs Jim Lehrer and throws him out the window. Jim Lehrer screams).
 * Kate: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! (Kate goes to chase after Christina)
 * Robert MacNeil: Kate Lehrer! Stop!
 * Gwen Ifill: That's just a 10-year-old girl.
 * (Christina goes to chase after Kate and Robert MacNeil. Gwen Ifill and Robert MacNeil scream)
 * Christina: Next time you butt your noses in my business I'll throw you out the window!
 * Gwen Ifill: Then you shouldn't have thrown JIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMM...!!! (Screaming as Christina throws him out the window)
 * Robert MacNeil: WHY CAN'T YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF??!!
 * (Christina grabs Robert MacNeil and throws him out the window)
 * Robert MacNeil (screaming): YOU'LL BE SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
 * Kate: That's it, Christina! You have crossed the line!
 * (Christina grabs Kate Lehrer and throws HER out the window, too!)
 * Kate Lehrer (screaming): I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
 * Fred Rogers: I hate you, Christina!
 * Vincent Price: This is all your fault!
 * Diana Rigg: Why can't you keep your nose out of everyone's business, Danella?!
 * Joycelyn Mac: THAT'S IT, YOUNG LADY! YOU'RE GROUNDED!
 * (Christina starts throwing yet another temper tantrum. She throws herself on the floor and starts screaming, crying, kicking her feet, and banging her fists on the floor).
 * Christina: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
 * Angelina: Stop that now! You are 10 years old! You're too old for that!
 * Arizona (State Man): Yeah! Shut your mouth!
 * Christina: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
 * Jim Lehrer: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!
 * Storyteller: So Danella was grounded and sent to her room for punishment. The next day, Cat and his dummy puppet Lucky arrived at the News family's apartment to take Danella to jail.
 * Danella: How long must I stay for?
 * Gwen Ifill: Forever. Goodbye.
 * Storyteller: Danella kicked and screamed for a whole life! The End!