Sesame Street Crayons and Muppet nail polish/Breakfast Time (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Gone Gonzo! as Cookie Monster
 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie

Lyrics
(doorbell rings)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Hark, that must be the doorbell. I invited Gone Gonzo! to come over and have breakfast with me and that's probably him. Come in!

Gone Gonzo!: Good morning, Zoe Zingy Orange!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, good morning, Gone Gonzo!! Are you ready for breakfast?

Gone Gonzo!: Yeah! Me ready!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, good! Hey, you know, there's only one thing. I forgot to ask you what you would like for breakfast. And I have all the stuff laid out here, so I'll fix anything you'd like for breakfast. What would you like?

Gone Gonzo!: Well, Zoe Zingy Orange. There, there's only one real thing me had for breakfast. Only one kind of a thing me ever had.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, really? What's that?

Gone Gonzo!: Me want a soft ( Zoe Zingy Orange: Yeah? ) boiled cookie ( Zoe Zingy Orange: Cookie? ) And a glass of cookie juice on the side Or for a change one morning Me will have cookies scrambled or fried ( Zoe Zingy Orange: Fried cookies? )

It isn't hard each morning To keep me satisfied Just give me a soft-boiled cookie And a glass of cookie juice on the side

Zoe Zingy Orange: Gee, is that all you ever eat for breakfast?

Gone Gonzo!: Sure, Zoe Zingy Orange, doesn't everybody?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, no, I eat all kinds of different things for breakfast.

Gone Gonzo!: You do?

Zoe Zingy Orange: (spoken) Well, sure. (singing) Sometimes I have a bowl of some crunchy cereal I'd even have some orange juice too On other days my favorite is boiled eggs and toast And sometimes a stack of pancakes is the breakfast I love most

I'd drink a glass of milk or a cup of cocoa Or even have a cup of tea So many things a fella can eat for breakfast That's why breakfast is so much fun for me

Gone Gonzo!: Zoe Zingy Orange, me not like all those different things for breakfast.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Well, sure you would, Gone Gonzo!. You just oughta try them sometime.

Gone Gonzo!: (spoken) No, thank you. Me stick to best breakfast of all. Aha! (singing) Me want a soft boiled cookie And a glass of cookie juice on the side Or for a change one morning Me will have cookies scrambled or fried

It isn't hard each morning To keep me satisfied Just give me a soft-boiled cookie And a glass of cookie juice on the side

Zoe Zingy Orange: (singing) Sometimes I have a bowl of some crunchy cereal I'd even have some orange juice too On other days my favorite is boiled eggs and toast And sometimes a stack of pancakes is the breakfast I love most

I'd drink a glass of milk or a cup of cocoa Or even have a cup of tea So many things a fella can eat for breakfast That's why breakfast is so much fun for me (spoken) Well, I guess, Gone Gonzo!, it certainly seems like we do like different things for breakfast.

Gone Gonzo!: That's right, Zoe Zingy Orange. Boy.

Zoe Zingy Orange: But you know what? I'm fresh out of cookies.

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, Zoe Zingy Orange!

Zoe Zingy Orange: And I don't have any cookie juice either.

Gone Gonzo!: Oh!

Zoe Zingy Orange: But uh, I'll tell you what, Gone Gonzo!. See, look what I got here.

Gone Gonzo!: Yeah.

Zoe Zingy Orange: See? A nice, a nice group of fresh eggs right here.

Gone Gonzo!: Yeah.

Zoe Zingy Orange: And a frying pan. Now what do you say, Gone Gonzo!?

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, why not? Make nice change.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, good!

Gone Gonzo!: Yeah, tell you what, we share. You take the eggs.

Zoe Zingy Orange: What?

Gone Gonzo!: And me take the frying pan. (he then eats the frying pan) Un num num num num

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, my!