Shining Armor Strikes Out (Spike and Friends episode)

Shining Armor Strikes Out is the thirteenth episode of the tenth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the two hundred and forty-seventh episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Shining Armor Strikes Out.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Shining Armor as Edward
 * Big Macintosh as Gordon
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Caramel as Harvey
 * Rarity as Emily
 * Bulk Biceps as Rocky
 * Filthy Rich as Henry (cameo)
 * Snips as Bill (cameo)
 * Snails as Ben (cameo)
 * Gustave Le Grand as Cranky (cameo)
 * Royal Riff as Butch (cameo)
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt (mentioned)

Transcript
Narrator: "All the animals in Ponyville are very happy to work Hoity Toity's town. Shining Armor has worked in Ponyville the longest. He knows everyone, and everyone knows him.

One summer morning, Shining Armor arrived at the docks. He had to pick up some heavy pipes. Big Macintosh and Spike were already there. Spike was very excited. A new pegasus pony has just arrived on the island.

Spike: "He looks so strong."

Narrator: "Puffed Spike."

Spike: "I'm sure he could even lift you up, Big Mac."

Narrator: "He chuckled. Big Mac didn't think this was funny, and Spike chuffed away.

Big Macintosh: "That pegasus pony might be big."

Narrator: "Big Macintosh sniffed."

Big Macintosh: "But his wings are small. He can't move unless another animal pulls him."

Narrator: "Shining Armor looked at the crane. Big Mac was right."

Shining Armor: "Then I don't think he can be really useful."

Narrator: "Chuffed Shining Armor slowly."

Big Macintosh: "Quite right, Shining Armor."

Narrator: "Huffed Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "He will only get in the way!"

Narrator: "Just then, Pipsqueak arrived. He was very excited to see the new pegasus too."

Big Macintosh: "He's not very useful!"

Narrator: "Boomed Big Mac."

Shining Armor: "He will only get in the way!"

Narrator: "Echoed Shining Armor."

Big Macintosh: "New-fangled nonsense!"

Narrator: "Wheeshed Big Mac, and he chuffed off."

Pipsqueak: "What's a new-funneled nuisance, Shining Armor?"

Narrator: "Peeped Pipsqueak."

Shining Armor: "New-fangled nonsense, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Huffed Shining Armor as grandly as he could."

Shining Armor: "It's something that is new and not really useful."

Narrator: "Shining Armor's wagons were right next to the new pegasus."

Bulk Biceps: "My name's Bulk Biceps."

Narrator: "The pegasus smiled at Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "I'm Shining Armor."

Narrator: "Huffed Shining Armor."

Bulk Biceps: "Can I come with you?"

Narrator: "Asked Bulk Biceps."

Bulk Biceps: "I could help with those heavy pipes."

Shining Armor: "I don't need your help."

Narrator: "Sniffed Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "New-fangled nonsense!"

Narrator: "And he puffed off quickly, before the pipes have been probably tie down.

Shining Armor was approaching the signal. He was thinking about Bulk Biceps and he was going too fast. Suddenly, the signal changed to red. Shining Armor screeched to a stop, but the sides of the wagons collapsed. Steel pipes toppled all over the path."

Shining Armor: "Bust my horn!"

Narrator: "Puffed Shining Armor. He looked at the heavy pipes, and wondered what to do. Spike had said Bulk Biceps was very strong."

Shining Armor: "New-fangled nonsense!"

Narrator: "Huffed Shining Armor. And he asked his driver telephoned for Caramel.

Caramel puffed and chuffed as fast as he could to the rescue.

Caramel started to move the pipes, but the pipes were heavy. He could only lift them one by one."

Caramel: "This is going to take me a very long time."

Narrator: "Gasped Caramel. Just then, Spike and Rarity arrived. They saw the pipes."

Spike: "We have to get through."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Why don't you go and get Bulk Biceps?"

Shining Armor: "No, no."

Narrator: "Whistled Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "Caramel is doing a fine job. We must be patient."

Rarity: "I don't like being patient!"

Narrator: "Pouted Rarity."

Rarity: "We have a very important job to do!"

Narrator: "Then they heard Big Macintosh. He was going fast. Then there was trouble. Big Mac hit the pipes with a loud crunch. He came off the path. It was a terrible mess."

Caramel: "I can't lift Big Mac."

Narrator: "Sighed Caramel."

Caramel: "He's too heavy."

Spike: "Shining Armor, we need Bulk Biceps!"

Narrator: "Said Spike. Big Mac sniffed."

Big Macintosh: "New-fangled nonsense!"

Narrator: "But Shining Armor knew this was a disaster, and he knew that Caramel couldn't lift Big Mac. There was only one thing to do."

Shining Armor: "I'll go and get Bulk Biceps."

Narrator: "Shining Armor wheeshed. And he raced off.

Shining Armor steamed into the docks."

Shining Armor: "Bulk Biceps, we need your help!"

Narrator: "He whistled."

Shining Armor: "It's an emergency!"

Bulk Biceps: "I'm ready and waiting, Shining Armor."

Narrator: "Whistled Bulk Biceps happily. So Shining Armor buffered up to Bulk Biceps and together, they left to the junction."

Bulk Biceps: "Go get 'em, Shining Armor!"

Narrator: "Shining Armor pulled Bulk Biceps up hills and down valleys. Everyone cheered and waved with them. Shining Armor felt very proud to be pulling the newest arrival in Ponyville.

Shining Armor soon pulled up with Bulk Biceps."

Bulk Biceps: "I can fix this."

Narrator: "Bulk Biceps smiled. And with his mighty muscles, Bulk Biceps lifted Big Mac back onto the path. Big Mac was surprised."

Big Macintosh: "Thank you, Bulk Biceps."

Narrator: "He huffed."

Big Macintosh: "Good work!"

Narrator: "Then, Bulk Biceps lifted all the pipes off the path. The job was done in no time. Big Mac and Shining Armor were very impressed."

Shining Armor: "I was silly to think you were new-fangled nonsense."

Narrator: "Wheeshed Shining Armor to Bulk Biceps."

Shining Armor: "You might be new, but you're also really useful. Welcome to our town!"

Narrator: "And everyone whistled and cheered for Bulk Biceps."