A Human's Life (AnimatedFan195 Version) trailer/Transcript

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)

Narrator: AnimatedFan195 Productions presents, a Gravity Falls Productions film.

Lumiere: No! Cogsworth, No! Don't look at the light!

Cogsworth: I can't help it. It's so beautiful.

(Cogsworth gets a shock and falls to the ground)

"Out here in the fields. I fight for my meals. I get my back into my living."

(The villains dig holes and come to the ground because the humans were afraid)

Hans: Now let me tell you how things are supposed to work: "The humans pick the food, the villains eat the food, it's a human-eat-human world out there. Someone could get hurt."

Li'l Gideon: He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?

Hans: Let's ride!

(The villains fly out of the holes, with Li'l Gideon bumping his head while trying to fly back)

Priscilla Northwest: It's the same year after year. "They come, they eat, they leave." That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. Ah ha ha ha ha!

Dipper Pines: I've got an idea! We can find bigger humans to come here and fight!

Priscilla Northwest: Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!

Narrator: What they needed was some help.

(All of the humans run inside the can and the can hits the deck)

Dipper Pines: You're perfect!

Narrator: What they've got

Sultan: Popcorn. Get your popcorn here.

Narrator: was a bunch of clowns.

All: Hey!

King Triton: We're losing the audience! Get up there now!

Hiro Hamada: They'll only laugh at me.

King Triton: That's because you're a clown!

Hiro Hamada: You parasite.

Dipper Pines: Circus boys?

Phineas & Ferb: Hey!

Dipper Pines: I thought you were warriors!

(Aladdin disguises as a princess)

Pain: Hey, cutie, wanna pollinate with a real human?

Aladdin: So, being a princess automatically makes me a girl!

Pain & Panic: Yikes! She's a guy!

(Baby Hercules and Boo are crying)

Hiro Hamada: Come on, Aladdin, you're making the babies cry.

Pacifica Northwest: Dipper!

(Dipper laughs nervously and blushes)

Narrator: AnimatedFan195 Productions presents,

(Snake Jafar appears)

(Aladdin screams)

Dipper Pines: I'm desperate!

Hiro Hamada: I couldn't tell.

Narrator: a Gravity Falls Productions film.

(The villains appear in the fog)

Pacifica Northwest: This is not supposed to happen!

Hans: Squish him.

(Dipper screams, Snake Jafar hisses and Soos screams)

Fagin: Run for your life!

(The homemade bird misses the villain after catching them)

Narrator: An epic

Soos Ramirez:

Pacifica Northwest: Okay.

(Rain begins to pour and the storm's about to get worse)

Narrator: of miniature proportions.

Dipper Pines: RAIN!

Dipper Pines: We don't serve villains! For the people, emperor and empress humans everywhere!

(The humans cheered)

Pain: Hello there, princess.

Aladdin: Go away, pest! Don't bother me!

Title: A Human's Life

Narrator: A Human's Life. Coming to your computer Summer 2017.