Random Grouches/Enid (by The Barenaked Ladies)

Cast

 * Rhubarb the Grouch, Ronald Grump, Osvaldo, el Gruñón and Moishe Oofnik as The Barenaked Ladies

Lyrics
Rhubarb the Grouch: [Chorus] Enid we never really knew each other anyway. Enid we never really knew each other anyway.

it took me a year to believe it was over, and it took me two more to get over the loss. I took a beating when you wrote me those letters, and every time I remembered the taste of your lipgloss.

Ronald Grump: [Chorus] Enid we never really knew each other anyway. Enid we never really knew each other anyway.

it took me a year to believe it was over, and it took me two more to get over the loss. I took a beating when you wrote me those letters, and every time I remembered the taste of your lipgloss.

Maybe we always saw right through each other anyway but Enid we never really knew each other anyway.

There were times when I wanted to hurt you, and there were times when I know that I did. There were times when I thought I would kill you, but can you blame me I was only a kid.

Tell me why we never respected each other. and tell me why I never believed that you were a person too. I always thought that you fancied my brother. I may not have liked it, oh but memory is a strange thing, oh, and Enid? Enid I remember you.

Osvaldo, el Gruñón: [Chorus] Enid we never really knew each other anyway. Enid we never really knew each other anyway.

it took me a year to believe it was over, and it took me two more to get over the loss. I took a beating when you wrote me those letters, and every time I remembered the taste of your lipgloss.

Maybe we always saw right through each other anyway, but Enid we never really knew each other anyway.

It took me a year to believe it was over, and it took me two more to get over the loss. I took a beating when I wrote you those letters, and every time you told me to get lost.

Moishe Oofnik: Now it's not fair to say that it's 'cause I was three inches shorter then, and it's not fair to say that it's 'cause I was only fifteen years old. But maybe it's fair to say it was a lack of communication, I took a phone message, oh and speaking of communication; oh, and Enid, Enid you got a cold.

I can get a job I can pay the phone bills I can cut the lawn, cut my hair, cut off my cholesterol I can work overtime I can work in a mine I can do it all for you, But I don't want to.

Enid we never really knew each other anyway.