Muppet lip balm/Near and Far (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Kermit's Green Keen Apple as Green Anything Muppet woman
 * Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape as Lavender Anything Muppet lover man

Lyrics
Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Near and far. Darling, that's what you are to me. You made your career coming near and then going far from me. You get near and you're here, but then it gets clear that you amscray far away again. And though I see weary of your far and near, correct you are. I'll dream of you, dear, far and near, near and far. Far and near. It's tough to know where you've been. Darling, this far and near stuff has not been seem so fair to me. Now you're here and you say you care.

Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: I care.

Kermit's Green Keen Apple: The next thing, my dear, you're where? There. I'm fed up to here. What's bigger than where you are. I'll dream of you, dear, near and far.