You Can't Win & Other Stories

You Can't Win & Other Stories is a US Video/DVD that features two Season 1 episodes narrated by George Carlin, two Season 2 episodes narrated by George Carlin, two Season 3 episodes narrated by George Carlin, two Season 4 episodes narrated by George Carlin, one Season 6 episode narrated by Alec Baldwin, and two Season 7 episodes narrated by Michael Brandon. It was distributed for Strand VCI Entertainment since 1997 and Lyrick Studios since 2002.

Stories

 * 1) You Can't Win (George Carlin)
 * 2) Come Out Henry (George Carlin)
 * 3) Henry to the Rescue (George Carlin)
 * 4) Daisy (George Carlin)
 * 5) Percy's Predicament (George Carlin)
 * 6) A Scarf For Percy (George Carlin)
 * 7) Gallant Old Engine (George Carlin)
 * 8) Toby and the Flood (Alec Baldwin)
 * 9) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin)
 * 10) Trusty Rusty (Michael Brandon)
 * 11) Hooray For Thomas (Michael Brandon)
 * 12) Thomas Percy and the Dragon (George Carlin)

Songs

 * The Island Song
 * Narrow Gauge Engines Song (DVD only)

Trivia

 * In the Strand VCI version, after "Come Out Henry", the nameplates are Thomas, James, Edward, Percy and Toby as the Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends opening theme is heard.
 * In the Strand VCI version, after "Henry to the Rescue", the nameplates are Henry, Bertie, Terence, Gordon, Percy and Toby as the Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends opening theme is heard.
 * In the Strand VCI version ,after You Can't Win the nameplates are Duncan James Harold Henry Mavis Percy Toby Oliver and Terence
 * In the Strand VCI version, after Thomas Percy and the Dragon the nameplates are Thomas James Gordon Henry Edward Percy Toby Bertie and Terence as the Thomas The Tank Engine and Friends closing theme is heard
 * The Snow Song have lyircs

Opening Credits

 * THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE & FRIENDS
 * Based On The Railway Series By The REV W. AWDRY
 * Adaption by BRITT ALLCROFT
 * COME OUT, HENRY
 * Told by RINGO STARR
 * Directed by DAVID MITTON

Front Cover (Lyrick Studios version)

 * Top: Duke and Stuart
 * Bottom: Toby and Percy from "Toby and The Flood"

Back Cover (Lyrick Studios version)

 * Henry bricked up in the tunnel from "Come Out Henry"
 * Rusty racing to Duncan's rescue from "Trusty Rusty"

Front Cover (Strand VCI version)

 * Duke from "You Can't Win"

Back Cover (Strand VCI version)

 * Percy, Toby and Daisy from "Daisy"

Lyrick Studios version
After You Can't Win
 * Thomas
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Edward
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Bertie
 * Terence

After Come Out Henry
 * Bill and Ben
 * Donald and Douglas
 * Duck
 * Diesel
 * Daisy
 * Boco
 * Harold
 * Trevor

After Henry to the Rescue
 * Duke
 * Skarloey
 * Duncan
 * Rusty
 * Rheneas
 * Stepney
 * Peter Sam
 * George
 * Sir Handel

After Daisy
 * Thomas
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Edward
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Bertie
 * Terence

After Percy's Predicament
 * Bill and Ben
 * Donald and Douglas
 * Duck
 * Diesel
 * Daisy
 * Boco
 * Harold
 * Trevor

After A Scarf For Percy
 * Duke
 * Skarloey
 * Duncan
 * Rusty
 * Rheneas
 * Stepney
 * Peter Sam
 * George
 * Sir Handel

After Gallant Old Engine
 * Thomas
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Edward
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Bertie
 * Terence

After Toby and the Flood
 * Bill and Ben
 * Donald and Douglas
 * Duck
 * Diesel
 * Daisy
 * Boco
 * Harold
 * Trevor

After James and the Red Balloon
 * Duke
 * Skarloey
 * Duncan
 * Rusty
 * Rheneas
 * Stepney
 * Peter Sam
 * George
 * Sir Handel

After Trusty Rusty After Hooray For Thomas After Thomas Percy and the Dragon
 * Thomas
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Edward
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Bertie
 * Terence
 * Bill and Ben
 * Donald and Douglas
 * Duck
 * Diesel
 * Daisy
 * BoCo
 * Harold
 * Trevor
 * Duke
 * Skarloey
 * Duncan
 * Rusty
 * Rheneas
 * Stepney
 * Peter Sam
 * George
 * Sir Handel

Strand VCI version
After You Can't Win After Come Out Henry
 * Duncan
 * James
 * Harold
 * Henry
 * Mavis
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Oliver
 * Terence
 * Thomas
 * James
 * Edward
 * Percy
 * Toby

After Henry to the Rescue
 * Henry
 * Bertie
 * Terence
 * Gordon
 * Percy
 * Toby

After Daisy
 * Thomas
 * James
 * Duck
 * Henry
 * Edward
 * Diesel
 * Bertie
 * Terence

After Percy's Predicament
 * Thomas
 * Duck
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Diesel
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Bertie
 * Terence

After A Scarf For Percy
 * Thomas
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Mavis
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Bertie
 * Terence

After Gallant Old Engine
 * Duke
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Edward
 * Peter Sam
 * Sir Handel

After Toby and the Flood
 * Thomas
 * Daisy
 * Boco
 * Henry
 * Edward
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Bertie
 * Terence

After James and the Red Balloon
 * Thomas
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Harold
 * Trevor
 * Edward
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Bertie
 * Terence

After Trusty Rusty
 * Thomas
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Edward
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Bertie
 * Terence

After Hooray For Thomas After Thomas Percy and the Dragon The Whistle Song
 * Thomas
 * James
 * Rheneas
 * Henry
 * Edward
 * Percy
 * Skarloey
 * Toby
 * Bertie
 * Terence
 * Thomas
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Edward
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Bertie
 * Terence

The Snow Song

Winter Wonderland