Avenue Q nail polish/Somethin' Stupid (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Loud as the Hell You Want as Sideshow Bob
 * Schadenfreude as Selma Bouvier

Lyrics
Loud as the Hell You Want: I know I stand in line, until you think you have the time to spend an evening with me.

Schadenfreude: And if we go some place to dance, I know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with me.

Loud as the Hell You Want: And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two.

Loud as the Hell You Want and Schadenfreude : And then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid like: "I love you."