It's a Not-So Meaningful Light - The Big Musical Number!

his song will go with the tune of Silly Songs With Larry- A Mess Down in Egypt.

Transcript

 * (Guitar solo)
 * Buccaneer Larry: When I was a boy, I went to church back home in Oregon, and that is where I heard the tale of a man named Jonah. Now Jonah was a prophet, but that's not remembered, we tell the tale 'cuz in a whale, he was nearly dismembered!
 * Buccaneer Lunt: Not anymore! Kick it!
 * (80s sitcom music kicks in)
 * Buccaneer Larry: Arr! Listen to the Pirates as we tell you...
 * Pirates: Now!
 * Buccaneer Larry: How losing your cool and having a...
 * Pirates: Cow!
 * Buccaneer Larry: We get ya mugged up all over Ninaborough!
 * Pirates: (various "na"s)
 * Buccaneer Larry: On the banks of the ocean born and...
 * Pirates: Raised!
 * Buccaneer Larry: In the crib of the mayor, in her teenage...
 * Pirates: Days!
 * Buccaneer Larry: Chillin', kickin', wearing silk jammies, learning the alphabet from her teachers when an evil man...
 * Pirates: Up to no good!
 * Buccaneer Larry: Started hiring pirates!
 * Pirates: For unhappy people!
 * Buccaneer Larry: Coulda called the cops, stood back but instead...
 * Pirates: She took some big prayers upside of her head! A life down in Ninaborough, their troubles are severe. (Various "na"s) Life down there increases every year. (Various "na"s)
 * Buccaneer Larry: Now word spread quickly, and she got all scared.
 * Pirates: Oh!
 * Buccaneer Larry: She had to get away from this evil news!
 * Pirates: Oh!
 * Buccaneer Larry: She packed her bags, hoping to stay in a capital way...
 * Pirates: Oh! Oh!
 * Buccaneer Larry: She sailed for years,
 * Pirates: And told the truth to the queen!
 * Buccaneer Larry: She returned back home in Strawberryland!
 * Pirates: I guess down there, no moving day is near. (Various "na"s) Unless she will take us outta here. (Various "na"s) Hey!
 * (Cheering)
 * Young Lass: I beg your pardon. I hate to break this up, but who needs a toe?
 * Buccaneer Larry: Ahh, have we met?