Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/If I Knew You Were Coming I'd've Baked a Cake (from C is for Cookie)

Cast

 * Grover Ocean Blue as Cookie Monster
 * Honker Purple as Count von Count

Lyrics
( Honker Purple is playing ominous music on a piano)

Grover Ocean Blue: Hey Honker Purple, Honker Purple, woah, stop playing

Honker Purple: Ahh, Grover Ocean Blue!

Grover Ocean Blue: Well, well, well...

Honker Purple: That's three wells, ha ha ha

Grover Ocean Blue: Me no know you play piano that good

Honker Purple: Of course

Grover Ocean Blue: Oh, do me favor. Look- Me found terrific song-- it all about food! Ya, you play piano and me sing it? Here, ya, good...( Honker Purple resumes scary music)

Grover Ocean Blue: No, wait, not like that. Here, like paper say- okay- real jumpy

Honker Purple: Ah, very good

Grover Ocean Blue: It all about food

Honker Purple: I will count the notes-- 88 wonderful piano notes. Sing it Grover Ocean Blue!

Grover Ocean Blue: Okay...

If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Honker Purple: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Honker Purple: 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Honker Purple: 3 cakes ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Honker Purple: 4 cakes ) How'd ya do, how'd ya do, how'd ya do? ( Honker Purple: 3 how's ya do's )

If you dropped me a letter, Me would hire a band ( Honker Purple: 1 band ) Hire a band ( Honker Purple: 2 bands ) Hire a band ( Honker Purple: 3 bands ) If you dropped me a letter Me'd have hired a band ( Honker Purple: 4 bands ) And spread the welcome mat for you ( Honker Purple: Thank you very much )

Now me don't know where You came from ( Honker Purple: over there! ) And me don't know where You've been ( Honker Purple: I've been counting ) But it really doesn't matter Grab a chair and fill your platter And dig, dig, dig right in ( Honker Purple: 3 digs )

If me knew you were coming Me'd would baked a cake ( Honker Purple: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Honker Purple: 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Honker Purple: 3 cakes ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Honker Purple: 4 cakes ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do ( Honker Purple: Three more how'd you do's )

Now me don't know where You come from ( Honker Purple: I told you, over there ) And me don't know where you been ( Honker Purple: Counting, of course ) But it really doesn't matter Grab a chair and fill your platter And dig, dig, dig right in ( Honker Purple: 3 wonderful digs )

If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Honker Purple: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Honker Purple: that's 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Honker Purple: that's 3 ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Honker Purple: 4 cakes ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Honker Purple: 3 more how'd you do's ) How'd ya do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Honker Purple: That's 9, that's 12 how'd you do's ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Honker Purple: Ah, that's 13, 14, 15 how'd you do's )

Grover Ocean Blue: You play the piano so good

Honker Purple: Ah, thank you very much

Grover Ocean Blue: Me sing so good, me deserve cookie

Honker Purple: Ah, a little dinner music (resumes playing)