Sesame Street/Afternoons and Coffeespoons (by The Crash Test Dummies)

Cast

 * Big Bird, Zoe, Snuffy, Telly Monster and Count von Count as The Crash Test Dummies

Lyrics
Big Bird: What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy? There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy I've had my lungs checked out with X rays I've smelled the hospital hallways

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime

Zoe: Times when the day is like a play by Sartre When it seems a bookburning's in perfect order I gave the doctor my description I've tried to stick to my prescription

Snuffy: Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime

Telly Monster: Afternoons will be measured out Measured out, measured with Coffee spoons and T.S. Eliot

Count von Count: Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback I could change the test results that I will get back I've watched the summer evenings pass by I've heard the rattle in my bronchi...