Theory

Here you can post theories about people or other stuff!

Rockhopper

 * It is rumored that Rockhopper will have a female companion with him named the toilet. She may be his daughter or wife.


 * And there is another one named Hydro Hopper. She is peach in color and has a red bandana.


 * Rockhopper has a cousin called boulder bouncer who is green, has a pirate hat and beard and carries a pogo stick.


 * Rockhopper became a pirate because his brother, Pebblehopper dressed like a pirate, but he wasn't famous.


 * He's called Rockhopper, because he jumps over rocks in his spare time.


 * He is married to a girl named Boulderjumper. She is a blue penguin with a black puffle bandana and an eyepatch.


 * It is rumored that Rockhopper will reveal that his father is Sensei and join him to train ninjas.


 * Rockhopper and Sensei are brothers.


 * Rockhopper have a rare card called Snow Cannon 3000.


 * Rockhoppper is really a girl. It's just a costume.


 * Rockhopper may be able to take a penguin to Rockhopper Island later on.


 * Rockhopper may be able to turn a player into a pirate, like how the Sensei turns people into ninjas.


 * Rockhopper ship might be destroyed again.


 * Rockhopper has a son named Bawkhopper that likes birds.


 * Rockhopper has a friend named Flockhopper that owns a flock of geese.


 * Rockhopper has a cousin named Green Sockhopper that likes to wear green socks.


 * Rockhopper has an uncle named Mockhopper that likes to make fun of people


 * Rockhopper has a best friend named Dockhopper that is also a pirate and always lands his ship at the Dock.


 * Rockhopper has a grandpa named Clockhopper that likes to watch the time.


 * Rockhopper's grandpa is the Sensei.


 * Rockhopper really has a rainbow puffle that is painted red.


 * Rockhopper can fart on command.


 * Rockhopper is Bigflipper in a costume.


 * Rockhopper destroyed the mine with his new and improved sword.

Watex

 * Watex stop blogging because he become fat.
 * Watex's name is really Iamdumbandreallystinky.

Aunt Arctic

 * It is rumored that Aunt Arctic will have a male version of her named Uncle Arctic. He wears a Blue Toque, his color is dark green and he wears a swirly glasses and he has 3 puffles that are Orange, Yellow and Black.


 * Aunt Arctic will quit the Penguin Times and become a coffee server.


 * Aunt Arctic will soon reveal in the newspaper that she is a man! She was only in a disguise!


 * Aunt Arctic could be the Director of the P.S.A.


 * Flamemario12 banned Aunt Arctic forever so you can't meet her.
 * Sadly.She revived.


 * Aunt Artic kicks Antic Artic because they steal her name!


 * It was rumored that you can have Aunt Artic hats. The good thing is, it's for anyone.


 * Aunt Arctic is a fan of the Sensei's show, "Biggest Card Jitsu Matches"


 * Aunt Arctic is a Herbert's secret agent.


 * Aunt Arctic is the creator of the Dance Club.

Sanity Penguin

 * Sharkbate and G sent the fattest penguin to give him a a huge bear hug. One flipper was 99,900000 pounds!


 * Notopus tied him to a chair, forced him to watch Fair Haired Child, and then poured searing hot chili down his underpants.


 * Rockhopper, mad at him for imitating him and taunting other puffles with rainbow puffles, will make him take care of Yarr until he appreciates puffles natural beauty!


 * Twiggy99 discovered a machine that turns penguins into targets. He then secretly replaced the target at the snowforts to be hit and spun round, and round and round and round and round...


 * Hotflameboy forced him to to dance to Polka songs in front of everybody on live TV!


 * Mrperson777 has thrown him into his igloo and forces him to listen to polka music. Every... single... day!


 * He gets arrested by Secret Agent G and kept next to a drooling polar bear.


 * Barkjon has locked him in his igloo and put only annoying penguins in it!


 * Eddoguy1234 gets his revenge (he got me banned with CP Trainer) by tying him to the pole by the sled races with a kick me sign on him!


 * Rsnail pushed him into a snow globe igloo surrounded by TVs with nothing to watch.


 * Ninjas are making him listen to bad jokes EVERY SINGLE DAY!


 * Perfectice makes him listen to Cher's Greatest Hits, locked in his igloo, puts a crab in his pants and gives him a wedgie.


 * He has been locked in Rockhopper's Migrator, forced to eat nothing but Puffle hair! Eeew...


 * He is forced to be glued onto an office chair with wheels and pushed into a cave full of Mwa Mwa Penguins who never stop talking.
 * He buys his carrots on the television given by Rsnail, and Billybob pushed him to live in a stone igloo filled with radios and forced to eat puffle food, which he actually found quite delicious.


 * A tour guide made him a Reindeer and glued the free antlers on his head, and a Christmas Scarf for a tail. Ouch! The tour guide now charges three coins for a "Sanity Reindeer" ride in a sleigh pulled by him.


 * He was forced to go to Billybob who found a way to ban him forever.


 * The puffles at the Pet Shop were let out and jumped on sanity penguin.


 * He goes to community service every single day!


 * Iceberg2229 has teamed up with the real ninjas and pays them to circle sanity, there are also guards behind that are playing the worst songs in history over...and over... and over...


 * Hokiepenguin sent him to prison for 1,000,000,000,000,000 years.


 * LB22 tied him to a tree, then fed him Lima beans. He then confessed and is now doing community service by entertaining small children's parties! Good luck in working your way out of a fine!


 * Mewkittymew tied him to a chair and made him listen to "The Song That Never Ends" for all eternity.


 * He is forced to watch the world's worst movies ever made in an igloo where there are no doors and the windows are too small for him to escape.


 * Yo Antonio saw him hacking, so he took Sanity, tied him against a wall, and forced him to listen to elevator music for all eternity.


 * He got tied to a small Iceberg drifting out to the north pole.


 * He teamed up with Herbert P. Bear and Klutzy the crab to get revenge on Billybob and the other penguins. They got lost in the club penguin wilderness and were never seen again.


 * He ends up at the Ninja Hideout where they get challenged by Sensei. He gets kicked out of the place and crashes through the roof of the pet shop. Ocnarf Rocks gets angry and orders his 7 puffles (one of each color) to summon all the puffles of Club Penguin to attack him. Pink ones tie him with jump ropes to hold him. Blue puffles throw balls at him. Red puffles cannonball themselves towards Sanity Penguin. Black ones hit him with skateboards. Purple ones make him blind by aiming flashing lights from the disco balls at him. Yellow ones shower him with all kinds of paint. Then after the green ones glue all their propeller caps on his head and back, the pink ones release him, and Sanity Penguin ends up flying away in the air!


 * Super24daisy tells pink puffles to tie him up with jump ropes, the blue ones throw beach balls at him, the black ones bite him and other black puffles wack him with skateboards. There are purple puffles which blind him by pouring bubble soap in his eyes, in conjunction with yellow puffles painting on his face. The green puffles glue propeler caps to him then he flies to Gary the Gadget Guy, who proceeds to ban him forever.


 * Sonicspine31 decided to glue Sanity Penguin to the wall of the Dojo where Sensei now uses him as a target for snowball throwing. He also feeds him noodles.


 * He realized that the PSA were tracking down him down, so on the morning of the day he expected to be caught, he put a disguise on, went up to the top of the iceberg, stole a Jet Pack, tried to fly to the next island, but ran out of fuel and landed in the ocean instead. G later finds him and bans him forever.


 * He cuts down trees and makes a boat disguised like an iceberg, then he tries to escape to Rockhopper Island. Rockhopper sees it and blasts him with the Snow Cannon 3000, not knowing there was someone inside. He escaped unharmed and was banned by G.


 * Happyface141 sees him robbing the Pizza parlor, calls the PSA, throws him to the wall, and takes his computer.


 * Kermitfrog97 Screamed in his face so loud he became deaf.


 * Dogdude87 made him listen to metallica's St. Anger a million times.


 * All the mods threw Sanity Penguin through the water then later sanity penguin Got Frozen. G then thawed and banned him.


 * Arre 320 makes the poor soul eat Spongebob's trademark Ketchup, Peanut, and Onion Sundae for every meal!


 * Rory ties him with a Jackhammer then Rookie comes then puts Red Propeller Cap on Sanity Penguin then he flies away, straight to Alcatraz.


 * Andrewozio takes him to the HQ ties him up and has him eat nothing but bad apples.


 * He was forced to make a pop up that had a picture of him wearing a dunce cap, saying "I am stupid", and send it to every website in the world that pops up no matter what pop up blocker you have.


 * TurtleShroom has forced Sanity Penguin to polish the shell every turtle on earth... under supervision. If he so much as hurts a single turtle, he gets whacked with a spoon (a BIG spoon), and must start over... after kissing the injured turtle. WA HA HA HA HA!


 * A shark eats him, but spits him out unharmed because sharks do not eat nerds who live in their parent's cellar.


 * Sanity Penguin now hides in a cabinet waiting for a chance to get out.


 * He now is stuck on the Migrator (Rockhopper's ship), forced to clean out the Treasure Hunt boxes after every game.


 * Sanity Penguin is forced to donate his jewels and life savings to the Treasure Hunt game.


 * Sk8rbluscat forced Sanity Penguin to polish every penguin's beak. If he hurts a single penguin, he will get hit in the head with a large spoon and has to start over... after kissing the penguin's foot (He has to polish the foot too). HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!


 * Pottashi stuck Sanity Penguin in a Ship Igloo and left him floating off to sea, where G banned him. >:D Did I mention I tied him to the wall?


 * Explorer 767 from the CP Fanon Wiki found him in 90-150 and whacked him unconsious with a shovel, then sent him to Billybob, who banned him. He escaped from the Hot Snow (a jail) and now lives on Ban Island (look it up).


 * Hokiepenguin called the elitists and they broke into his home, slapped him silly, took his computer and made Herbert eat him.


 * JiWei15 found Sanity penguin and tied him up and created a new game (with permission from the mods) called "Hit the Hacker". In it, penguins practice their snowball throwing skills with him as the target.


 * Sanity was caught and was tortured through spankings, wedgies, and wet willies and all sorts of pranks till he went crying for his mummy. He is currently at home sucking on his flipper holding his baby bwankie.


 * Kitty7779 has beaten him up and putting him in her igloo and make him listen to the "Peanut Butter and Jelly" song forever and ever


 * Emily4President saw Sanity Penguin shouting in the air that ACP rocked and got her mad enough to tie him up in a hot pink room filled with stuffed animals and shouted at him that the Shadow Ninjas were better and tortured him by singing in a bad voice that he got beaten by a "little girl". He now dresses up as a ninja and shouts in every room of Club Penguin "SHADOW NINJAS ROCK!"


 * Metalmanager put him into the Ninja Puffle Hideout where he found 5 ninja puffles which forced him to juggle puffle O's while on a unicycle!


 * Spider880 finds Sanity and gives him to Rockhopper. Rockhopper sticks Sanity's head through a hole in a big piece of wood and makes him into a Fall Fair game. You get five snowballs and you have to hit Sanity in the face with them.


 * Sensei locked him in a Card-Jitsu card and uses him as spokes on his bike.


 * He was given his own card in Card Jitsu, when he is allowed out nof his Straight Jacket at the Loony Bin, he strokes the card and kisses it.


 * Superlaithy8 ties him to a chair and makes him play the worst game ever (Hotel Mario for the SNES) for the rest time.


 * American Che traps Sanity and puts him in a room with people from all the armies on Club Penguin throw snowballs at him, causing him to become Insanity Penguin!


 * Jupiter5 tied him onto a tiny Disney princess chair in a tiny igloo where he was slowly transformed into a Mwa Mwa Penguin by being forced to watch Barney, Tellitubbies, and The Doodlebobs, by being surrounded by Day-care teachers who pinch his cheeks and repeat everyting they say in rhymes and that make wiered sounds, and also by only having a crib to sleep in.


 * Flamemario12 defeat him by using the card that he steal from dojo.


 * Mimo, Fever, Wwe adam, Snow Dobby and Toronto force him to eat 100,000,000 pizzas!


 * Flamemario12 steal his clothes and run away.


 * Flamemario12 toss him to the sea when he play surf up!


 * When he win 9999 tickets,Mirco kill him!


 * Sanity penguin might gone to mole garden and his name change to sanity mole!


 * G, Rockhopper, and Aunt Artic teamed up to trap Sanity Penguin in a tube that no one can break.


 * It is rumored that Sanity Penguin is married to Aunt Arctic


 * Robotbill201 threw him to the ninja hideout where all the ninjas tied him up and beat him up and threw him to the Iceberg which just got tipped and the iceberg sank....with Sanity Penguin with it!


 * Sanity Penguin got sent to the future. A lot of penguins chased him. When he tried to hide in the Pet Shop, the owner of the pet shop let the puffles out. The brown puffles ran over him with their motorcycles, the orange puffles smacked him with their surfboards, the rainbow puffle threw darts at him, the flower puffles sprayed water at him, and the clown puffles threw pies at him. The clown puffles used the cream to stick jetpacks on him. The owner of the pet shop pulled the string and Sanity Penguin flew to a time machine and got sent to the past. Then a Pengorasaurus Rex(P-Rex) ate him. Right now he is in the body of the P-Rex.


 * Sanity Penguin fans Rockhopper and Yarr. Then he changed his name to Fanity Penguin!:D
 * Sanity Penguin and Microchip are the same person. He has costumes.


 * Billsey finds him distroying the pizza parlor with toilet paper so he grabs him and sticks him to an elevator so he will say the level you arrived at.Did I metsion he also has nothing to eat or drink so he has to eat the wall!!!
 * Alebetina put his penguin in Mwa Mwa School and he transformed into a Mwa Mwa penguin.


 * Cryipto149 saw Sanity hackin' so he FORCED him to be a Mwa Mwa to 1000000000000000 baby penguins!MUHA HA HA HA
 * Sainty is really a girl.He,I mean she had a sex change


 * Sanity Penguin is the evil twin of G.


 * Sanity Penguin was captured by Sssgth and Sportsi who mistook him for Herbert P. Bear and threw him into the sea.

MicroChip123

 * Spider880 hacks his programs and bans him once forever. G comes to MicroChip's Igloo with a squad of Agents and arrests him and gives him to Herbert. Herbert eats Micro and all his programs.


 * Sharkbate and G made him eat yellow snow that Herbert P. Bear left behind. Then he gets locked in a dirty, old abanndond dressing room underground.


 * Metalmanager challenged him to a game of Card Jitsu and did a 100 Snow type card which was a Snowball Cannon which catapulted a giant snowball in his face which made him fall through the floor and land in the Puffle's Dojo where Millions of Ninja puffles jumped on him and called him names.


 * Sk8rbluscat forces him to eat lima beans... ewwww... and then makes him eat Orange Peels which were on Sk8rbluscat's dirty stinky feet and MicroChip is NOT alllowed to throw up even off camera and he has to lick all the penguin's feet!


 * Flamemario12 said he was the worst trainer maker ever,so Flamemario12 called his puffle red to eat his igloo.


 * Flamemario12 crash him when he played caft surf!


 * It rumored that Billybob and Mircochip123 are friend!


 * Flamemario12 force him to play dance-a-thron until he get 10,000 score!


 * When Mircochip123 go to the Soccer pitch,Flamemario12 move the soccer pitch!


 * Flamemario12 break the iceberg and gone to coffee shop and mircochip123 is banned by flamemario12! Now mirco is stuck on the iceberg forever!


 * Pingali Moi pushes him down to the ground from the beacon. After that day, no one saw him again.


 * Sonicspine31 forces him to eat 30 Hot pizzas without drinking anything.


 * Robotbill201 tied him up with all his ninja belts except the one he currently has.


 * Microchip was forced to chop food for people so he changed his name to Microchop!
 * Alebetina also put Microchip in Mwa Mwa School and he turned into a Mwa Mwa Penguin too.
 * Flamemario12 forced Mircochip to eat a lot of pizza!
 * Mircochip was banned because he said a bad word. He said: *!
 * Microchip owns a costume Shop hidden in the pizza Parlor. You have to play the secrect tune to get in.
 * Flamemario call the power ranger to attack him!
 * Robotbill201 made a cage and put SP in it.

Rookie

 * Its rumored that Rookie has kissed Rockhopper


 * Rookie has a sister named Rookiesse, She is color pink with swirly glasses, red and black shirt, and she has a yellow hair with pigtails with Green Propeller Cap on it.


 * Rookie also has a second sister named Rookiesianna. She is peach with Aunt Artic's glasses, a yellow propeller cap, and red glasses.


 * Rookie might have a brother named Mr. Toilet that loves to read and is brown in colo
 * Rookie has a clone named Rookie 2, he is just like Rookie


 * Rookie has a cousin named Lookie that is brown with blue glasses and he ALWAYS looks when he crosses the street.


 * Rookie has a aunt named Hookie that loves to fish.


 * Rookie has a son named Bookie that loves to read.
 * He has an twin brother named Crooky, who looks just like him and wears the same clothes, but he is mucheviler.
 * Rookie has a cousin named Kookie that is crazy.
 * Rookie has a brother named Shncooky the is a shncook.

Rory

 * It is rumored Rory will get his own "story" in the Mine Shack.


 * And Rory will have a Brother named Roary, He is a Blue Penguin wearing the Red Mining Helmet and loves to roar.


 * Rory has a sister named Dennis, she is a pink penguin who is a Rockhopper hater.


 * Rory onced drilled on Rockhopper's ship and destroyed it.
 * Rory has a sister named My Big Fat Spy Wedding thats in the Bla Bla Bla


 * Rory has a wife named Foury that is always four even on her birthdays. She was even four when she was born!:P


 * Rory is the enemy of Rockhopper. When he drilled on his ship, the board acted like a seesaw and flung him into the water!


 * Rory drilled in the town. A Star from the Dance Club fell on him.
 * And he banned for 24 hours.


 * Rory drilled down the dojo.

Sensei

 * Sensei lose 100,000,000,000 battles.


 * Flamemario12 steals his card called "Puffle Red".


 * It rumoured that Sensei have 1,000 cards.


 * It also rumoured that at 2010, You can buy the card.


 * Sensei has a weak card called "baby penguin".


 * Mimo defeated sensei 100 times and he won 100 win throphies.


 * The Sensei gave all of his special cards to Billybob including extras like a soap card


 * Sensei has a card that turns him into Squidzoid.


 * Sensei is the oldest penguin living in Club Penguin.


 * Sensei have to dig out the dojo because his wife is buried under the snow.


 * Sensei has a card that can make the time stop and look at the oppenent's cards.


 * Sensei is an agent! Because he can look your cards.


 * It is rumored the Sensei is married to Cadence


 * The Sensei's grandson is Rockhopper.


 * The Sensei has a card that allows him to drive a car and knock down the opponent.


 * Sensei has a card that allows him to hit the opponent with a shovel.


 * Sensei has a card that makes him take a massive dump on you, and you can to clean it up. With your mouth.


 * Sensei is mimo's father!


 * Sensei have a power card called white puffle.


 * Sensei is the husband of Aunt Arctic


 * Sensei is Rookies brother.

Mimo777

 * Mimo is a girl?!
 * If you are a blogger,you will 100% hate mimo777.
 * 15.5% actually.

Buruberi

 * Buruberi is actually a guy who helped in the development of Club Penguin but didn't sign up until later.
 * Who's Buruberi?
 * She kissed her mother
 * Buruberi suck !
 * She was found in the dump
 * Buruberi hates Club Penguin. She is the third member of Herbert's club.

Puffle

 * There's once a white puffle rumor, but now you can purchase white puffles at the pet shop
 * The dancing green puffle name is The Keeper of the Boiler Room.
 * There are transforming ninja puffles that transforms\ into penguins and stuff so you can't see them.
 * Puffle are evil! They almost ate Sensei!
 * It rumored that puffle will sick after many year.
 * Puffle could fly a long time ago. However,Beta tester steal their wing.
 * Gary the gadget guy owns a technic puffle called Puffletron 3000
 * Aunt Arctic have many puffles, but the trivia is, the names of their puffles spell " Aunt Arctic, We hate you !"
 * YOu might not know it, but i just bought a Puffle !
 * There's a rainbow puffle up on the sky called victory.
 * It's rumored that Victory, the rainbow puffle, will slide down every St. Patrick's Day and eat the pot of gold.
 * Billybob is a dark puffle which is evil that can turn into a penguin and casts spells.
 * At the Puffle Party 2009, there were a lot of talking puffles. Including : Ball the Blue puffle, Bobtail the red puffle, Happy the green puffle and Bambadie the Yellow puffle
 * The Blue Puffle was sent by Hebert to destroy the mine.

The Light House

 * Some Penguins think when the lighthouse turns 20 Years old there will be a huge party there!!!
 * Some People are hoping there will be more rooms at the light house.
 * The lighthouse is haunted!
 * The lighthouse have a lot of guillotines
 * The lighthouse is really a flying monster!
 * The lighthouse is a robot controlled by Sanity Penguin! One day, Sanity Penguin's robot went to G's house, and umm I'll tell you everything tomorrow.
 * G took the machine that turns penguins into Find Four games and made the lighthouse into a Find Four game.

Ski Lodge Attic

 * The Ski Lodge Attic stores every things expect the planet.
 * They store guillotines there
 * Rockhopper's ship is once flying through the air when it crashed into the lodge attic and dug up a giant duck and the Sports shop
 * Gary wrecked the Lodge
 * Herbert is a nice person who kissed Gary before in the lodge
 * There's a rumor saying that penguins who jump out of the window of the lodge attic will land at the Dojo
 * The Ski Lodge Attic is Sanity Penguin and Microchip's secret hideout
 * Aunt Arctic is really the Attic.
 * G has a machine that turns Penguins into Find Four games.
 * G has a machine that forces fish to stay in the water so you can't fish any out.

Ninja Hideout

 * Outside the Dojo
 * In Billybob's mouth
 * Inside the stone puffle on the left.
 * In the secret hole in the bleachers.

Ninja Links
inside the hole, it will take you to the mine
 * The Director of the PSA is planning to make a NINJA MISSION
 * You have to stand inside the Dojo, say I'm a dweeb, and a hole will open up. If you go
 * only non-members can buy ninja postcards at the ninja hideout