Muppets/Song Title (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Rowlf the Dog as Mr. Munch
 * Fozzie Bear as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Kermit the Frog as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Miss Piggy as Helen Henny
 * The Swedish Chef as Pasqually

Lyrics
Rowlf the Dog: Oh, Fozzie. It's hopeless. Kermit needs this new song today and we've got nothing.

Fozzie Bear: Come on, Rowlf. We can't give up!

Rowlf the Dog: Oh, what are we going to do?

Kermit the Frog: Hey, guys!

Rowlf the Dog and Fozzie Bear : Aaa hhhh!!!

Rowlf the Dog: Uh, hi, Kermit.

Kermit the Frog: How's the new song going?

Rowlf the Dog: Uh, it's going.

Fozzie Bear: Yeah, boss, uh, it's a real humdinger.

Kermit the Frog: Awesome! Tell me about it!

Rowlf the Dog: Well, it's, uh, it's in B minor and it's por favor and common time and...

Kermit the Frog: No, no. What's it called?

Rowlf the Dog: Uh, it's called "Song Title!"

Kermit the Frog: Song Title. Well, it delivers what it promises. May I hear it?

Rowlf the Dog: Oh, good, Fozzie, he wants to hear it! (laughing) Oh, let me see, uh, B minor. Uh...

Kermit the Frog: Hey! That's pretty good!

Rowlf the Dog: Yeah! Uh, take it, Fozzie!

Fozzie Bear: What? Uh... When outside 'cause the sun was shining, Rowlf?

Rowlf the Dog: Uh, then I went back inside because it was too hot! Go.

Fozzie Bear: Uh, something happened that was really awesome.

Rowlf the Dog: Uh, so I had some chocolate milk and I sat on the couch.

Fozzie Bear: Duh, duh, duh and something something.

Rowlf the Dog: Come on, Fozzie. You can do better than that.

Fozzie Bear: I think he's onto us. What do we do now?

Rowlf the Dog: Just keep singing with me till he goes away.

Rowlf the Dog and Fozzie Bear: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Kermit the Frog: Song Title.

Rowlf the Dog: Yeah! What did you think?

Kermit the Frog: I think it just sound like you're making it up as you go along.

Rowlf the Dog: What?!

Fozzie Bear: Aw, why would you say that?

Kermit the Frog: Look, you didn't come up with anything. That's okay. We could just do "In the Future" or "Dancin' Kitten" again, I guess.

Fozzie Bear: Wait, Kermit, you haven't heard the rest of the song yet.

Kermit the Frog: You mean there's more?

Fozzie Bear: You bet there is. Hit it, Rowlf! There are the lyrics to the second verse.

Rowlf the Dog: Even if you think that we're making them up!

Fozzie Bear: We'll sing the song for you anytime.

Rowlf the Dog: And it looks like it's about a quarter to three.

Fozzie Bear: This door is for emergency, you see suddenly.

Rowlf the Dog: A big pile of costumes, a phone and a mop!

Fozzie Bear: Nothing's written on this piece of paper.

Rowlf the Dog: A frog looks around and shakes his head.

Rowlf the Dog and Fozzie Bear: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Kermit the Frog: Okay, okay. You guys are clearly making this up as you go. I mean it's silly. It's ridiculous.

Miss Piggy: Guys, we heard your song from the other room. It's incredible!

Rowlf the Dog and Fozzie Bear : Real ly?

The Swedish Chef: Oh, yes! Su innufetife-a! I reelly leeke-a huo zee-a ferses dun't-a rhyme-a! Vhu vuould meke-a it uny sense-a? Bork Bork Bork! (Oh, yes! So innovative! I really like how the verses don't-a rhyme! Who would make it any sense?)

Miss Piggy: It's just perfect!

The Swedish Chef: Vhet ire-a ve-a veeting fur? Let's-a gu perffurm! (What are we waiting for? Let's-a go perform! (laughing))

Fozzie Bear: Yeah!

Miss Piggy: I like pizza and playing games.

The Swedish Chef: I ves keenda sleepy, buot nuo I'm nut! Bork Bork Bork! (I was kinda sleepy, but now I'm not!)

Miss Piggy: There was a puppy that make me smile.

The Swedish Chef: My mum hulds my huond vhee-a ve-a ride-a a buos. Bork Bork Bork! (My mom holds my hand when we ride a bus.)

Rowlf the Dog: Fur is brown except when it isn't.

Fozzie Bear: Today's not my birthday, but I wish it was.

Miss Piggy: 47 is a pretty big number!

The Swedish Chef: I'm vurkeeng oun my feet becuose-a I leeke-a my shues. Bork Bork Bork! (I'm working on my feet because I like my shoes.)

Everyone: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title. You'll never can go wrong with Song Title.