A Bad Day For Sir Handel - Ringo Starr (US)

A Bad Day For Sir Handel - Ringo Starr (US) is a fan-fiction thing to make created by SuperMalechi.

Opening Credits

 * THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE & FRIENDS
 * Based on The Railway Series by The REV.W.AWDRY
 * A BAD DAY FOR SIR HANDEL
 * Told by RINGO STARR
 * Directed by DAVID MITTON

Transcript

 * Ringo Starr: Skarloey and Rheneas worked on the mountain that leads through the leaves lakes, and along mountain sides. Their coaches are full of visitors. The engines are proud to run the line, come rain or shine. The engines will never let their passengers down, but they are old, and they  tire  more easily. their drivers understood this, and they spoke kindly to them.
 * Drivers: There's more than enough work for both of you on this railway. The manager is sending two more engines to help us run the road.
 * Ringo Starr: Skarloey and Rheneas were pleased with this news, and promised to give the new engines a big welcome. When Sir Handel and Peter Sam arrived, they found that they had much to learn.
 * Sir Handel: What a  small shed !
 * Ringo Starr: Grunted Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: This won't do at all. We're much too good for this old shack.
 * Peter Sam: I think it's nice.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Peter Sam.
 * Sir Handel: Puh!
 * Ringo Starr: Replied Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: What's that rubbish?
 * Peter Sam: Shhh.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Peter Sam.
 * Peter Sam: That's Skarloey. He's famous.
 * Ringo Starr: And then he whispered to Skarloey.
 * Peter Sam: I'm sorry, Skarloey: Sir Handel is upset now, but he's quite nice, really.
 * Ringo Starr: Skarloey felt sorry for Peter Sam.
 * Fireman: Now, Sir Handel,
 * Ringo Starr: Said the fireman.
 * Fireman: I will get you ready for work.
 * Sir Handel: I'm tired! Let Peter Sam go he'd love it!
 * Fireman: No, you're first.
 * Ringo Starr: Sir Handel huffed to fetch his coaches. He didn't like the look of them at all.
 * Sir Handel: What ever next? Those aren't coaches, they're cattle cars!
 * Coaches: Oh!
 * Ringo Starr: Screamed the coaches.
 * Coaches: What a horrid engine!
 * Sir Handel: It's not what I'm used to.
 * Ringo Starr: Clanked Sir Handel. He rolled to the platform just as Gordon arrived.
 * Sir Handel: Hello, who are you?
 * Gordon: I'm Gordon, who are you?
 * Sir Handel: I'm Sir Handel. I've heard of you. You're an express engine. So am I, but I'm used to new coaches, not these cattle cars. Do you have new coaches? I see you do.
 * Gordon: We must have a chat.
 * Sir Handel: Sorry, I can't stop. We must keep time you know.
 * Ringo Starr: Gordon was speechless! Clouds of steam filled the air as Sir Handel huffed and puffed along the line. He was still cross when they reached the top station. Sir Handel was hoping for a rest, but his driver thought otherwise.
 * Driver: We'll leave the coaches now, and fetch some cars from the quarry.
 * Sir Handel: Cars?
 * Ringo Starr: Snorted Sir Handel.
 * Sir Handel: Cars? I won't, so there!
 * Ringo Starr: Sir Handel was about to cause a great deal of trouble.
 * Sir Handel: Told you!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Sir Handel. By the time workmen came to rescue him, Sir Handel was feeling rather silly. To make matters worse, there stood Sir Topham Hatt. His message to Sir Handel was brief and blunt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I shall talk to you later!
 * Ringo Starr: Then he and the fireman left with Peter Sam. Sir Handel was feeling sillier still.
 * Driver: Come on.
 * Ringo Starr: Said his driver.
 * Driver: Let's get you back on the rails.
 * Ringo Starr: When Sir Handel crawled home, he found Sir Topham Hatt waiting for him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You're a very naughty engine!
 * Ringo Starr: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I hope I can trust you to behave when you next come out of this shed.
 * Ringo Starr: After hearing that, I'm sure Sir Handel will. Aren't you?