Thomas/Van Wilder

Cast
 * Duck as Van Wilder


 * Flora as Gwen Pearson


 * Thomas as Vance Wilder Sr.


 * Percy as Taj Mahal Badalandabad


 * Big Mac (from TUGS) as Hutch


 * Mr. Conductor as Richard Bagg


 * The fat controller as Mini Cochran


 * D261 as Gordon


 * Emily's coach as Jeannie


 * A red coach as Professor McDoogle


 * Bear as Erik Estrada


 * James as Campus Cop


 * Gordon as Panos Patakos


 * Henry as Suicidal Freshman


 * Oliver as Vernon


 * Top Hat (frm TUGS) as Wasted Guy


 * Emily (from TT) as Naomi


 * Molly as Casey


 * Emily as Hot Female Doctor


 * Mavis as Holyoke Hottie


 * Mr. Percival as Sick Boy


 * Lady as Lindsey


 * Stepney as Business Manager


 * Terence as Coach Ken Massey


 * Lady Hatt as Ms. Haver


 * Father Christmas as Leron


 * Shane as Darius


 * Trevor as Quentin


 * Edward as Coolidge Chickadee Player


 * Peter Sam as Pimply Faced Freshman


 * Arthur as Annoyingly Peppy Freshman


 * Alicia Botti as Desiree


 * Trevor as Gus


 * Harold as Overweight Freshman


 * Dowager Hat as Gwen's Mom


 * Captain Star (from TUGS) as Dr. Beeverman


 * Rocky as Gwen's Dad


 * Murdoch as Dr. Henke


 * Rosie as Sally


 * Sir Handel as Dean Mooney


 * Hercules (from TUGS) as English Professor


 * Daisy as Cheesy TV Announcer


 * Bridget Hatt as Hot Indian Girl


 * Madge as Mrs. Henke


 * Bulgy as Thin Pledge


 * Foduck (from TT) as Archive Guy

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