Thread:Sorenrulescool5/@comment-32466135-20180528172628/@comment-30357310-20180528193514

Cool! I’ll do it in my Warrior Cats version of TDWT. Oak heart is Geoff and Tawynpelt is Blainley:

Oakheart: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a she-cat!

Tawnypelt: That's me!

Oakheart: Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl!

Tawnypelt: What?!

Oakheart: She's a nasty, fake torrishell furred schemer, who calls herself your host! Without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast!

Entourage: Hey!

Tawnypelt: Hey! Heeeyyy.....

Oakheart: (to Crowfeath) She'll tell you that she loves your fur, but it's something she can't stand! (to Willowbreeze and Greypool) She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the can! Entourage: Hey!

Tawnypelt: I eat a lot of fiber!

Oakheart: She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight! So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!

Entourage: Hey!

Oakheart: She's not the cat you think she is, so let me tell you plainly. There's thick black hair between her paws, and her real name isn't Tawnypelt!

Entourage: Hey!

Oakheart: She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Tawnypelt! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Tawnypelt! It's Tawnyfoot!

Entourage: Hey!