Quotes from Tiny Toon Adventures/TUGS

A list of quotes from Tiny Toon Adventures/TUGS.

King Acorn's Big Announcement
King Acorn: (Narrating) "I remember the day we got our first big break. It started like most; at dawn.

King Acorn: "Good morning, Acme Fleet. Today I've charted a new pig to help out with the extra work. He's from Wackyland. Buster, he'll be working with you, show him the ropes.

Buster: "Right, King Acorn. What's his name?"

King Acorn: "Hamton."

Plucky: "Hamton? Only good for meat work, is he?"

Buster: "Not bright in your upper bit, Plucky."

Plucky: "I resent that!"

King Acorn: "Settle down. Give Hamton a chance. Now for the really good news. After a lot of hard bargaining, it seems I've managed to land the contract for one of the most important celebrities around; Mitzi! When she arrives this afternoon, the Acme Fleet wil bring her in for a visit, but first, we've got to prove ourselves; Bugs, you're in charge.

Bugs: "Aye aye, Sir."

King Acorn: "Fowlmouth."

Fowlmouth: "Sir."

King Acorn: "You're leading."

Fowlmouth: "Right."

King Acorn: "Plucky, Concord, you're on the side push."

Plucky: "Not you, Buster, this is no work for little rabbits."

Buster: "Oh, all right."

Concord: "Yeah, that's right, big toons only, Buster."

Buster: "Make sure you don't bump into her, Concord."

King Acorn: "On your way, Buster. Show Hamton how to get the work done, and fast."

Buster: "Yeah, right, okay, then."

King Acorn: "Now, the rest of you, I want you finished early so you can get yourselves spic and span for Mitzi this afternoon."

Plucky: "Oh, no..."

Sappy Stanley's Big Announcement

King Acorn: (Narrating) "Our biggest rival in those days was Sappy Stanley. With his P-Stacks, he was always looking for ways to get further ahead."

Sappy Stanley: "Now listen to me, and listen good! The Acme Fleet are about to get Mitzi's contract, and I'm not happy!"

Montana Max: "We're not smiling, Sappy Stanley!"

Sappy Stanley: "I'm glad you don't find it funny, Montana Max. Now I want that contract, and you are going to get it for me!"

Danforth Drake: "But how? I thought that..."

Sappy Stanley: "I don't expect you to think! You're a team, the best, the better-looking, more powerful, and dare I say, more devious."

Silas Wonder: "I like that bit about better looking!"

Danforth Drake: "Yes, but what's devious?"

Sappy Stanley: "What's devious is what's necessary to make an honest living in these days of corruption and bad business ethics! Now get the lead out and get Mitzi's contract, there's no time to lose!"

Montana Max: "No problem, that bunch of claptrap cartoons are gonna find they missed Mitzi or my name's not Montana Max."

Danforth Drake: "But it is Montana Max, isn't it?"

Monty and Silas meet Charlie Dog
Montana Max: "Well, look what the cat dragged in, Charlie Dog. Ha!"

Charlie Dog: "Hey, you guys, I need a tow."

Silas Wonder: "We don't accept bananas as payment."

Charlie Dog: "Eh, big shots. You towing Mitzi or something?"

Montana Max: "What do you know about it, you South American waste of space?"

Charlie Dog: "What I know, I sit around waiting for nobody to tow me, Mitzi, she come in this morning, suddenly, everybody busy."

Silas Wonder: "But Mitzi isn't due till' this afternoon."

Montana Max: "Shut up, Wonder Brain! Come on!"

Charlie Dog: " Hey, hey, what a day. I gotta get a tow and unload these bananas."

Sappy Stanley: "You sure about this?"

Montana Max: "Seen it with my own eyes."

Silas Wonder: "Yeah, we both seen it."

Sappy Stanley: "Couldn't have better. Now I want that contract, and you are going to get it for me."

Montana Max: "Yes, sir!"

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