Captain 2024

This is the *official* Wiki of the Captain for president campaign.

--Mission-- Captain For President is a non-profit organization seeking to educate the American public on the newly formed Magical Dancing Potatoes party and the advantages of electing our Captain to presidency in the 2024 election.

--The Magical Dancing Potatoes Party-- TMDPP is the ULTIMATE political party. It is a fusion of conservative politics, and inde. Folk music.

The party was formed by Captain about, like two weeks ago.

--Campaign Promises-- If Captain is elected for president in 2024, he will: -Give everyone in the United States one dish of home-made apple [i]sauce -Change the national anthem to "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round"

--Presidential Cabinet--

Vice President: David S. First Lady: *undetermined* Head of the FCC: Matt P. U. N. Rep: Anders White House Chef: Ben Secretary of Defense: David N.