Thomas/Fun and Fancy Free Parody Scene 6.

Cast

 * Hercules (TUGS) as Edgar Bergen
 * James as Donald Duck (James and Donald Duck are both vain)
 * Murdoch as Mickey Mouse (Murdoch and Mickey Mouse both have the same 'M' at the beginning)
 * Mavis as The Cow (Mavis and The Cow are both kind)
 * Toby as Goofy Goof (Toby and Goofy Goof are both wise)
 * Grampus (TUGS) as Charlie McCarthy
 * Lillie Lightship (TUGS) as Luana Patten
 * Ten Cents (TUGS) as Mortimer Snerd
 * Thomas as Jiminy Cricket (Thomas and Jiminy Cricket are both the main heroes in this show)
 * Dennis, Arry, Bert, Splatter, Dodge, D261, and Diesel as The Dragonflies
 * Hector as The Fish

Transcript

 * Hercules: He says he's alright, but I wonder what he's up to, despite Murdoch being unaware of James planning to starve.
 * Murdoch: James! Hey! Where are you?!
 * James: Here, Mavis, Mavis, Mavis. Here, Mavis.
 * Murdoch: James, halt!
 * James: Alright! Who's responding to me?! (goes crazy as Mavis shrieks and flees)
 * Murdoch: Halt, James, halt!
 * Murdoch, James, and Toby: (start fighting each other)
 * James: I'm so sorry, I can't help it, I'm straving, and I'm hungry.
 * Hercules: Well, just like James tried to do, he tried so hard that Murdoch and Toby calmed him down.
 * Grampus: What a silly red engine!
 * Hercules: Murdoch and Toby had calmed James down so much that they decided to make a sorry mistake to let us know. What to do, what to do.
 * Grampus: How will they ever learn to be rich and healthy again?
 * Lillie Lightship: Now, Grampus, when will they get into their heads?
 * Grampus: That they must do something to help Happy Valley return back to normal.
 * Hercules: So what?
 * Grampus: They'll just start going crazy again.
 * Ten Cents: Well, Mavis is Murdoch, James, and Toby's friend.
 * Grampus: Yes, I think she knows that they are supposed to be doing something. They have to think of that to bring more food, but how will they bring poor Emily to bring the Happy Valley back to the world?
 * Lillie Lightship: (as Grampus laughs) Oh no. No way.
 * Ten Cents: I wonder what Murdoch, James, and Toby are going to do.
 * Thomas: (while watching in a siding) Hmm... The four tugboats are right. What will Murdoch, James, and Toby try to do with Mavis?
 * Lillie Lightship: Huh? What said that? Who said that?
 * Grampus: I don't know.
 * Hercules: It's just nothing. You're just seeing things. Now where was I? Oh, yes, the rest of the story. Murdoch went with Mavis to the village to sell the quarry diesel. The new hope brings new things to the three engines. Even James had been recovered to stay calm.
 * Toby: Yeah, for we're all jolly good fellows,
 * James: For we're all jolly good fellows,
 * Toby and James: For we're all jolly good fellows,
 * Murdoch: And so say all of us!
 * James: Beans?
 * Toby: What beans?
 * Murdoch: Guess what, guys? I've sold Mavis for some magic beanstalks. (James starts going crazy) Oh, for crying out loud, James, they're magic beans and not normal beans. If you plant these beans in the full moon, who knows what will happen? Now, James, don't start this again. They grow even larger.
 * Hercules: Poor Murdoch. Maybe he did sell Mavis for some beans, and maybe he did let James take the beans and throw them away, and maybe he didn't warn James, but James was always rude to him.
 * Lillie Lightship: Oh, dear, something's growing under the ground, and lifting Murdoch, James, Toby, and the whole house up to the sky. Shhh! Be very, very quiet. The ground is moving. (laughs quietly)
 * Hercules: And all through the night, it grew, onwards and upwards.
 * Grampus: My guess it's getting put to good use.
 * Murdoch: Yikes!
 * James: Look at the size of this house!
 * Toby: That's a giant's castle!
 * Hercules: The three engines set off to see what was in there.
 * Murdoch: There must be something in there!
 * James: Come on, guys!
 * Toby: Boy, when we get there, we wonder what is in there!
 * Hercules: Who lives there? Man or monster? Friend of foe? Princess or dragon?! Search me! But the three engines are going to find out!!
 * Murdoch: Look at those footprints!
 * James: They look large, strong, and powerful!
 * Murdoch: Come on, let's keep going! We're getting closer, guys! What are those coming over us?
 * Toby: Oh! They're seven diesels!
 * James: Fire!
 * Diesel: Wha--? Hey! Halt in the name of the king!
 * Murdoch: Look out, we're under attack!
 * D261: Charge!
 * Toby: Duck!
 * James: Ha! You've missed me!
 * Dennis: Our blows are harmless!
 * Arry: Halt!
 * Splatter: Hey!
 * Bert: Ouch!
 * Dodge: Oof!
 * Hector: Come here, I'm gonna eat you! (eats Dennis, D261, Diesel, Arry, Bert, Splatter, and Dodge, and sends Murdoch, James, and Toby landing at the front entrance of the castle. They peep inside)
 * Murdoch: Boy, look at that! My, there's plenty of food to eat!
 * James: Yeah, that's right!
 * Toby: And I've not been there to keep happy for a very long time!