Polies, Inc.

Plot
The spoof is a Monsters Inc, (2001) by Polie's Inc.

Cast

 * Mike - Zowie Polie (Rolie Polie Olie)


 * Sulley - Kirby (The Brave Little Toaster)


 * Boo - Olie Polie (Rolie Polie Olie)


 * Boy - Billy Bevel (Rolie Polie Olie)


 * Waternoose - Ms. Hoggett (Babe)


 * Fungus - Lampy (The Brave Little Toaster)


 * Randall - Radio (The Brave Little Toaster)


 * Smitty - Blanky (The Brave Little Toaster)


 * Needleman - Toaster (The Brave Little Toaster)


 * Roz - Mr. Hoggett (Babe)


 * Yeti - Jafar (Aladdin)


 * Little Mikey - Spot (Rolie Polie Olie)

Morning Workout

 * Zowie Polie: Temperature's a balmy 90 degrees...which is good news for you reptiles...and it looks like it's going to be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in or simply... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED! GET UP, KIRBY!


 * Kirby: [Zowie getting the horn honk as well it's like a basketball game on the right vacuum.] Aah! Aah! I don't believed I ordered a wake up call, Zoe.


 * Zowie Polie: Hey, less talk, more pain, vacuum boy!

Olie Polie scares Kirby

 * Kirby: Hello? Anybody scaring in here? Hello? Yo.


 * Olie Polie: [he flabbing, his Kirby into the back] Yoo-hoo!


 * Kirby: Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah, aaaaaaah!

Kid Tastrophe!

 * [Later, at Kirby's home, the TV showed the same dome before the words "Kid-Tastrophe!" was shown. Then, a two-headed man named Steve Darling looked concerned.]


 * Steve: If witnesses are to be believed, there has been a kids security breach for the first time in Polie's history.


 * [Then, it showed the Enforcer Police agent talking to a reporter.]


 * Enforce Police: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human kids here tonight.


 * [Then, it showed an undead young boy named Wart, looking at them.]


 * Wart: Well the kid flew right over me and blasted a car with it's laser vision.


 * [Then, it showed an undead dragon named Fygar while he looked nonchalant about it.]


 * Fygar: [montone] I tried to getaway from it, but he picked me up with his mind powers and shook me like a doll.


 * [Then, up came a balloon called Pooka, coming to the mic.]


 * Pooka: It's true, I saw the whole thing!


 * [At the studio, a concerned undead man named James Bond looks seriously at the situation.]


 * James Bond: It is my professional opinion that now it is the time to... panic.


 * [Just then, the TV was crashed by the floor by Olie.]


 * Olie Polie: Uh-oh!


 * Zowie Polie, Kirby: [He screams, will Zowie wearing the swimsuit is red. Kirby was armor knight.]


 * Sid Phillips: Now, that's what I call a scary situation.


 * Zowie Polie: Oh, it's coming! It's coming!


 * Sid Phillips: What's wrong with the boy anyway?


 * Olie Polie: You!


 * Knuckles: This is not good.


 * Zowie Polie: No, no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO!! [getting the boy struggle in his broom] Come here, kid!


 * Olie Polie: Whoa!


 * Zowie Polie: [gets sprays to the floor, noticing the boy near the stack of CDs.] No, don't touch you little! [Just then, the boy pulled the bottom one out, making the rest fall to the ground, but Zowie cries.] Oh, now those were alphabetized! [stops crying] It's OK, it's alright. As long as it doesn't come near us, we are going to be OK.


 * Olie Polie: [sneezes]


 * Zowie Polie: Aaaah! [getting the spray will Zowie's eyes] Yaaaaaaaaah!


 * [Will noticing Kirby backing away, from Olie holding a stick.]


 * Olie Polie: Wanna ride on it. Da-da-da. Da-da-da!


 * Air Conditioner: Uh, Kirby, was it? I think she wants...


 * Kirby: [getting the dog called "Spot" is his moment] Oh, you-you like this? Fetch!


 * Olie Polie: [squeals]


 * Zowie Polie: Mmm, ooooh! Hey, hey, that's it! [The girl sister angry but snatched it for the boy] No one touches little sister!


 * [The Olie looks sad his sudden, will Zowie frowned.]


 * Knuckles: Now, ya is takin' it too far.


 * Zowie Polie: Move away from me!


 * Kirby: Zowie, give her the dog.


 * Sid Phillips: Uh, you shouldn't have done that, sister.


 * Zowie Polie: Why? [cries] Oh, no!


 * Olie Polie: [starts screaming, as will lights going off and on]


 * Knuckles: That's why! You idiot!


 * Zowie Polie, Kirby: [screaming]


 * Zowie Polie: Make it stop, Kirby! Make it stop!


 * Knuckles: Aww, for Pete's sake!

Billy kills Olie

 * Kirby: But, but, sir!


 * Mei Ling: Good night, sweetheart.


 * Billy Bevel: Night, girl.


 * Olie Polie: Yoo-hoo!


 * Zowie Polie: No, Olie, no, no!


 * [She went near where the Billy Bevel was.]

* Ms. Hoggett: Now, give us a big, loud roar.


 * Kirby: Ms. Hoggett, there's no time for this.


 * Ms. Hoggett: Come on, come on. What are you waiting for? Roar!


 * Kirby: But-but-but, sir!


 * Ms. Hoggett: Roar! [shakes Knuckles] Roar like you can scare her!


 * [Knuckles yelped in his shaken. Kirby sighed before he finally roared, but Billy Bevel screamed as well he called: Knuckles, Vector, James Bond, Claire Redfield, Solid Snake, Sid Phillips, and finally Olie cries. Kirby was extremely noticed, but Olie will run.]

* Sid Phillips: Oh, my God! You killed Olie! Now look what you've done! Well, we have to picked the horrible time to come here.


 * Ms. Hoggett: [Anyway, the other claps was simulation was finished.] Well done. Well done, Kirby.


 * Kirby: Olie? Olie! Where are you, you little wimp?!