Muppets/I Love Trash (from Jim Henson's Musical World)

Cast

 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
 * Lew Zealand as Ernie
 * The Newsman as Bert
 * Animal as Cookie Monster
 * Wayne as Gordon
 * Link Hogthrob as Bob
 * Wanda as Susan
 * Denise the Pig as Leela
 * Janice as Gina
 * Angelo as Alan
 * Mildred Huxtetter as Maria

Lyrics
Everyone: Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash

Wanda, Denise the Pig , Janice and Mildred Huxtetter : I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn It's all full of holes and the laces are torn A gift from my mother the day I was born I love it because it's trash

Everyone: Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash

Rizzo the Rat: I have here some newspaper thirteen months old Lew Zealand: I wrapped fish inside it; it's smelly and cold The Newsman: But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold! Animal: I love it because it's trash

Everyone: Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash

Wayne: I've a clock that won't work And an old telephone Link Hogthrob: A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone Angelo: And I am delighted to call them my own! I love them because they're trash

Everyone: Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love, I love, I love trash!