Sesame Street nail polish/As I Was Going to St. Ives (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Ah! Ah! Ah! as Purple Anything Muppet boy
 * I Love Trash as Green Anything Muppet girl

Lyrics
Ah! Ah! Ah!: Hi, there. Hey, listen, do you know what this is?

I Love Trash: Yes, that's a seven.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Right. Well, I'm gonna sing a song that has lots of seven in it, see? And when I'm finished, I have a riddle for you, okay?

I Love Trash: Okay.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.

I Love Trash: You met a man with seven wives?

Ah! Ah! Ah!: And every wife had seven sacks. Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kittens: Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going to St. Ives?

I Love Trash: You mean how many were going to St. Ives?

Ah! Ah! Ah!: (singing) How many were going to St. Ives? (spoken) Okay, that's the riddle. How many were going to St. Ives?

I Love Trash: Oh, oh, boy. Are you kidding? See, you sang that song so fast, I can't add all those sevens so fast.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Okay, well, I tell you what I'm gonna do.

I Love Trash: What?

Ah! Ah! Ah!: I'll sing the song once more. And then you have to answer it, okay?

I Love Trash: Oh, okay. I'll figure out on some paper here.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.

I Love Trash: You met a man with seven wives. I know that.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: And every wife had seven sacks. ( I Love Trash: Seven sacks. ) Every sack had seven cats, ( I Love Trash: Seven cats. ) Every cat had seven kittens: ( I Love Trash: Seven kittens. ) Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, ( I Love Trash: Kittens, cats, seven wives. ) How many were going to St. Ives?

I Love Trash: Yeah. That's the question. How many were going to St. Ives, huh?

Ah! Ah! Ah!: How many were going to St. Ives?

I Love Trash: Okay, well, seventeen cats and seven-hundred...that's seven carried the two and then ninety-nine sacks.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Okay, that's, that's, that's the riddle. That's the riddle. And how many were going to St. Ives? You have to answer now.

I Love Trash: I'm still figuring. Ninety-nine cats, seventy-eight wives...

Ah! Ah! Ah!: No, no, no. You give up?

I Love Trash: Well, no, I don't have time to figure, you see.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: No, your time is up! And the answer is, the answer is one.

I Love Trash: One?

Ah! Ah! Ah!: One. Just me. See, I said as I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. You see, the man has seven wives and all of those people were going the other way. See, the riddle was how many were going to St. Ives and I was the only one going to St. Ives because all the others were going the other way.

I Love Trash: How many?

Ah! Ah! Ah!: What?

I Love Trash: How many were going the other way?

Ah! Ah! Ah!: Well, gee, I never thought about that. That's not part of the riddle.

I Love Trash: 1 man, 7 wives, 49 sacks, 343 cats, 2,401 kittens. That makes 2,801 that were going the other way. Hmm.

Ah! Ah! Ah!: How about that?