Sesame Street Crayons/Roosevelt Franklin Counts (from The Year of Roosevelt Franklin)

Cast

 * Telly Furry Fuchsia as Roosevelt Franklin
 * Amazing Mumford Presto Purple as Roosevelt Franklin's Mother

Lyrics
Telly Furry Fuchsia: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pig feet. But my name's not Peter Piper. It's Telly Furry Fuchsia and I lived on Sesame Street and this is my mother and she can't find me no matter which way she looks with both of her eyes.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Where is he? Where is that Telly Furry Fuchsia?

Telly Furry Fuchsia: (scatting) Did somebody call me by my first name first and my second name second?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Yes, somebody did. Now look, it's about time you got here. Now come on, we've got to go through with these numbers.

Telly Furry Fuchsia: My numbers, I know my numbers, mama. I know my numbers. 1 to 10, 1 to 10. Oh, I know my numbers.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Uh, huh. We're gonna...we're gonna see how much you know your numbers.

Telly Furry Fuchsia: Oh, yeah?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Telly Furry Fuchsia, how old are you? Telly Furry Fuchsia: You know, I used to be 1, now I’m going on 2. Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Well, what you gonna do when you get to 3? Telly Furry Fuchsia: I’m gonna look my daddy right in the knee.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Uh, huh. You're his baby boy.

Telly Furry Fuchsia: I believe it. I relax. Okay, how about that?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: And Telly Furry Fuchsia, when you get to 4? Telly Furry Fuchsia: I’ll get me some candy from the candy store Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: What you gonna do when you get to 5? Telly Furry Fuchsia: (singing) I’m gonna get some honey from the old beehive (spoken) Hey, mama, can you hear that beehive?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: I know it. But I want to stay away from getting sting.

Telly Furry Fuchsia: Come on.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Well, Telly Furry Fuchsia, what about 6? Telly Furry Fuchsia: I’ll get my first job hauling bricks Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: What you gonna do when you get to 7? Telly Furry Fuchsia: I’m goin’ past the judge and say good morning to the Reverend

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Oh, that's nice.

Telly Furry Fuchsia: That's my man, the reverend! All right with me and my mama.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: (spoken) All right. (singing) What you gonna do when you get to 8? Telly Furry Fuchsia: Gonna eat all the collar greens off of my plate Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: What you gonna do when you get to 9? Telly Furry Fuchsia: I’m gonna take a ride on the railroad line. Choo-choo! Whoo-whoo!

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: (spoken) Oh, oh, you ever so have a soul. (singing) Telly Furry Fuchsia, when you get to 10?

Telly Furry Fuchsia: I’m going back to one and start over again—like this :

1 ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Uh, huh! ) 2 ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Ooh! ) 3 ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Uh, huh! ) 4 ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Yes! ) 5 ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Nice! ) 6 ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Aha! ) 7 ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Oh! ) 8 ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Yay! ) 9 10

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Oh! How come I can’t do that, too? Telly Furry Fuchsia: ‘Cause you can’t do like Telly Furry Fuchsia do You see, I’m Telly Fuchsia ( Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Uh, huh. Yes. ) My name is Telly Furry Fuchsia Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Yeah, oh he’s Telly Furry Fuchsia, Telly Furry Fuchsia: that’s all right You see, this Telly Furry Fuchsia, he’s out-a-site Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: And Telly Furry Fuchsia knows his numbers!