Muppets/The Grouch Anthem (from Follow That Bird)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
 * Mean Mama, Uncle Deadly, Boppity, Gloat and Snake Frackle as Grouches
 * The Announcer as The Announcer

Lyrics
The Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, would you please rise for the Grouch Anthem?

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) No, no, no. With the Grouch Anthem, you stay sitting down. Down in front there! Now brace yourself, I'm gonna sing: (singing) Grouches of the world unite! Stand up for your grouchy rights! Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain Just stand up and complain (heh, heh, heh) Let this be the grouches' cause: Point out everybody's flaws! Something is wrong with everything Except the way I sing!

(Cue Mean Mama, Uncle Deadly , Boppity , Gloat and Snake Frackle ooing in the background)

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) You know what's right with this world? Nothing! You know what gets me hot under the collar? You name it! And the next time some goody-two-shoes smiles and tells you to have a nice day, just remember: (singing) Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain, Just stand up and complain! Just stand up and complain! (spoken) Well, anyway, you've seen the best part of this movie, so sit back, relax, and have a rotten time. Heh, heh, heh.