The Script of "Phineas and Ferb's Christmas Carol"

Script
FERB: ''Marley was dead, to begin with. As dead as a doornail! And so, Doofanezer Scrooge had Phin Cratchit, who worked for him as a clerk.''

PHINEAS: Hey, Dr. Doofenschmirtz!

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: What?

PHINEAS: Well, I was wondering, if I could have the day off tomorrow?

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: NO!

PHINEAS: But, sir, tomorrow is Christmas!

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: I don't need Christmas! Who needs it?

PHINEAS: Everybody needs Christmas!