Muppet Characters/Fashionable People (by Joel Plaskett)

Cast

 * Convincing John (from Fraggle Rock) as Joel Plaskett

Lyrics
Convincing John: I feel foolish I wanna drink too much You look like polish Gotta wicked sense of humor I feel dizzy and I want your touch Let's get tipsy, and start a rumor. I feel restless here I can't sit still Everybody at this party's got their fingers in the till I bet their parents are ridiculously loaded

let's get movin' before I'm loaded

The dancers need a dancefloor The swingers gotta swing Fashionable people doin' questionable things Fashionable, fashionable, fashionable people. Fashionable, fashionable, fashionable people.

I really like you and I hope you like my band like your boyfriend too Do you think he'd understand I can't remember how we ended up out here, but all good things have gotta start somewhere

The dancers need a dancefloor The swingers gotta swing Fashionable people doin' questionable things

One more time!

I don't wanna hang around in someone else's scene Fashionable people doin' questionable things Fashionable, fashionable, fashionable people Fashionable, fashionable, fashionable people C'mon! Questionable, questionable, questionable things So ditch him He's no good for you Do the switch-a-roo Switch him Switch him up with me Leave him in the ditch and you can hitch a ride free

The dancers need a dancefloor The swingers gotta swing Fashionable people doin' questionable things Lookin' just like magazines Fashionable, fashionable, fashionable people That's what i'm talkin' about! Fashionable, fashionable, fashionable people It's the true! Fashionable, fashionable, fashionable people C'mon! Questionable, questionable things, things.