Muppet lip balm/That's What Counts (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape as Count von Count

Lyrics
Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape: Even on the darkest night, there's something bright to set my fancy free. I have made this special little list of what means most in life to me. Come, we will count together. 1, a nice house that's haunted so there's company. 2, a nice ghost who's friendly and can come to tea. 3, a bat spider spinning in the gloom. 4, a lovely cobweb to decorate the room. 5, a flight of stairs that creak in the dark even when there's no one going up and down. 6, a quiet castle on a rainy day when there's no one else around. (Isn't it restful?) 7, a doggie that's howling at the yellow moon. 8, cold shivers on a sunny summer afternoon. 9, black bats just hanging on the door. 10, of goblins, pussycats and more. All these I love are great amounts and that's what counts when I count to Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape. 1, a nice house. 2, a nice ghost. 3, a bat spider. Ah, ah, ah. 4, a lovely cobweb. (How pretty.) 5, a flight of stairs that creak in the dark even when there's no one going up and down. 6, a quiet castle on a rainy day when there's no one else around. (Isn't it restful?) 7, a doggie that's howling at the yellow moon. 8, bbrrrr on a sunny summer afternoon. 9, black bats just hanging on the door. 10, of goblins, pussycats and more. All these I love are great amounts and that's what counts when I count to Gonzo's Great Gonzo Grape. Ah, ah, ah. Yes, I love it.