Sesame Street Avalon 12 Crayons/Question Song (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Cookie Monster Blue as Grover
 * The Count Lavender as The Little Girl
 * Amazing Mumford Black as The Cow

Lyrics
(spoken) The Count Lavender: Now the letter after "P" is "Q". And one word that begins with "Q" is "question."

(sung) Now here is a question, A question for you Remember, the answer Will start with a "Q".

(spoken) Cookie Monster Blue: What's a "Q"?

The Count Lavender: Oh hi, Cookie Monster Blue.

Cookie Monster Blue: Hi.

The Count Lavender: "Q" is a letter of the alphabet that looks like an "O" with a little tail at the bottom.

Cookie Monster Blue: Oh! Now I remember. You can start the song again.

The Count Lavender: Thanks, Cookie Monster Blue.

Cookie Monster Blue: You're welcome.

(sung) The Count Lavender: Now here is a question, A question for you. Remember, the answer Will start with a "Q". Just think of a duck, Be it white, brown, or black. What sound does it make? Why, a duckie goes...

(spoken) Cookie Monster Blue: Moo!

The Count Lavender: No, Cookie Monster Blue. A duckie goes "Quack!" (sung) "Quack" is a "Q" word. The answer is "Quack."

(spoken) Cookie Monster Blue: Oh. O.K.

The Count Lavender: But Cookie Monster Blue..

Cookie Monster Blue: Hmm?

The Count Lavender: Try this one.

Cookie Monster Blue: O.K.

(sung) The Count Lavender: Now here is a question, A question for you. Remember, the answer Will start with a "Q". In stores, you find milk In containers of sorts. But what do you call them? You call these things...

(spoken) Cookie Monster Blue: Cows.

The Count Lavender: No, that's not right! The answer is "Quarts"! (sung) "Quarts" is a "Q" word. The answer is "Quarts." (spoken) Now what made you think of cows?

Cookie Monster Blue: I don't know. I think I heard one go "mooing" a minute ago.

The Count Lavender: Cookie Monster Blue..

Cookie Monster Blue: Hmm?

The Count Lavender: Forget about the cows.

Cookie Monster Blue: O.K.

(sung) The Count Lavender: Now here is a question, A question for you. And once more, the answer Begins with a "Q". Remember a king In a story you've seen. To whom was he married? He's wed to a...

(spoken) Cookie Monster Blue: Farmer.

The Count Lavender: No. The answer is "Queen." (sung) "Queen" is a "Q" word. The answer is "Queen."

(spoken) Cookie Monster Blue: Gee! I thought it was a farmer.

The Count Lavender: What farmer?

Cookie Monster Blue: You know, the one that brought the cow in here.

The Count Lavender: Cookie Monster Blue..

Cookie Monster Blue: Hmm?

The Count Lavender: I've had quite enough! I quit!

Cookie Monster Blue: Hmm. Oh well. O.K. Come on, Amazing Mumford Black. Let's go home.

Amazing Mumford Black: (mooing)