PocketBac/I am Just a Simple Paper Boy (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Vanilla Cupcake as Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
 * Vanilla Icing as Marge Simpson

Lyrics
Vanilla Cupcake: I'm collecting for The Evening Star.

Vanilla Icing: Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.

Vanilla Cupcake: I am just a simple paper boy, No romance do I seek. I just wanted forty cents For my deliveries last week. Will this bewitching floozy Seduce this humble newsie? Oh, what's a paper boy to...do? ( Vanilla Icing kisses Vanilla Cupcake ) Woo-hoo!