Muppets/The Zizzy Zoomers (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Yellow Extreme, Blue Extreme and Orange Extreme as The Zizzy Zoomers
 * Dr. Teeth as Ernie
 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Scooter as Herbert Birdsfoot
 * Gonzo as Grover
 * Miss Piggy as Prairie Dawn
 * Animal as Cookie Monster
 * Floyd Pepper as Bert

Lyrics
(spoken) Yellow Extreme: What's the letter after "Y"?

Blue and Orange Extremes: "Z"!

Yellow Extreme: What's the last letter of the alphabet?

Blue and Orange Extremes : " Z"!

Yellow Extreme: You want to sing a "Z" song?

Blue and Orange Extreme: Ye ah!

(music starts) (sung) (ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!)

Yellow Extreme: Zoom! Zoom!

Blue Extreme: Zigzag!

Orange Extreme: Zap!

(ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!)

Yellow Extreme: Zoom! Zoom!

Blue Extreme: Zigzag!

Yellow Extreme: Zoom! Zoom!

Orange Extreme: Zap!

Yellow, Blue and Orange Extremes: Zippy! Zippy! Zing! Zing! Zebra, zoo But what else can a dizzy kind of "Zigzag" letter do?

(ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!)

Yellow Extreme: Zoom! Zoom!

Blue Extreme: Zigzag!

Orange Extreme: Zap! Zap!

Yellow Extreme: Zoom!

Blue Extreme: Zang!

Yellow, Blue and Orange Extremes: ZONK!

Dr. Teeth: (spoken) Well, we did it.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) We sure did.

Scooter: (spoken) We talked about all the letters.

Gonzo: (spoken) From A to Z.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Isn't that great?

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Now we all know the alphabet.

Animal: (spoken) Yeah!

Dr. Teeth: (spoken) Yep.

Scooter: (spoken) Yeah.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) The...the what?

Miss Piggy: (spoken) The alphabet.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) What's the alphabet?

(Everyone groaning)

Gonzo: (groaning)

Floyd Pepper: Well, don't just sit there. Turn the record over and let's start again.

Kermit the Frog: Hey, if they turn the record over, won't we all fall off?