Muppet nail polish/Heavy and Light (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Animal-istic as Elmo
 * Meep-Meep-Meep as Telly Monster

Lyrics
(spoken) Animal-istic: Oh, hello! Animal-istic and Meep-Meep-Meep are now going to show you all about heavy and light. Yeah. Animal-istic is going to show you about light with this feather. Which is very light.

Meep-Meep-Meep: Yeah, and I'm going to show you about heavy with these heavy bricks.

(sung)

Animal-istic: Animal-istic and Meep-Meep-Meep Proudly invite You to watch a demonstration Of heavy and light Pay attention So you’ll get it right 'Cause Meep-Meep-Meep’s is heavy

Meep-Meep-Meep: (spoken) Oh yeah!

Animal-istic: And Animal-istic’s is light

Meep-Meep-Meep: (spoken) I got it.

Meep-Meep-Meep: Well I hope this little lesson Won’t take too long It’s hard to teach heavy Unless you’re strong I’m trying to help Animal-istic With all my might But mine is heavy And Animal-istic’s is light

Animal-istic: Together we can do it Boy this is great

Meep-Meep-Meep: Side by side both pullin’ our weight

Animal-istic: Together makes it easy Gee, this is fun Mine’s like a feather

Meep-Meep-Meep: And mine weighs a ton!

Animal-istic and Meep-Meep-Meep : Well we just got started And we’re almost through See what a little Teamwork can do Yeah, it might seem fair But it isn’t quite

Meep-Meep-Meep: 'Cause mine is heavy ...

( Meep-Meep-Meep falls over from the weight of the bricks he's carrying.)

Animal-istic: And Animal-istic’s is light And Animal-istic’s is light And Animal-istic’s is light Animal-istic’s is light Bah da bah da bee do be bah!

Animal-istic: (spoken to Meep-Meep-Meep out of sight on the ground) Umm, Meep-Meep-Meep? Oh sorry, Meep-Meep-Meep, I didn't see you. What happened to you? Oh, let me help. Let me help. Come on, come on, come on, Meep-Meep-Meep, come on. Oh! Boy you are heavy!

( Meep-Meep-Meep stands up with the bricks, starts to lean over and they both fall down.)