The Nutcracker nail polish/If I Knew You Were Coming I'd've Baked a Cake (from C is for Cookie)

Cast

 * March in Uniform as Cookie Monster
 * Lavendare to Find Courage as Count von Count

Lyrics
( Lavendare to Find Courage is playing ominous music on a piano)

March in Uniform: Hey Lavendare to Find Courage, Lavendare to Find Courage, woah, stop playing

Lavendare to Find Courage: Ahh, March in Uniform

March in Uniform: Well, well, well...

Lavendare to Find Courage: That's three wells, ha ha ha

March in Uniform: Me no know you play piano that good

Lavendare to Find Courage: Of course

March in Uniform: Oh, do me favor. Look- Me found terrific song-- it all about food! Ya, you play piano and me sing it? Here, ya, good...( Lavendare to Find Courage resumes scary music)

March in Uniform: No, wait, not like that. Here, like paper say- okay- real jumpy

Lavendare to Find Courage: Ah, very good

March in Uniform: It all about food

Lavendare to Find Courage: I will count the notes-- 88 wonderful piano notes. Sing it March in Uniform!

March in Uniform: Okay...

If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 3 cakes ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 4 cakes ) How'd ya do, how'd ya do, how'd ya do? ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 3 how's ya do's )

If you dropped me a letter, Me would hire a band ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 1 band ) Hire a band ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 2 bands ) Hire a band ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 3 bands ) If you dropped me a letter Me'd have hired a band ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 4 bands ) And spread the welcome mat for you ( Lavendare to Find Courage: Thank you very much )

Now me don't know where You came from ( Lavendare to Find Courage: over there! ) And me don't know where You've been ( Lavendare to Find Courage: I've been counting ) But it really doesn't matter Grab a chair and fill your platter And dig, dig, dig right in ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 3 digs )

If me knew you were coming Me'd would baked a cake ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 3 cakes ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 4 cakes ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do ( Lavendare to Find Courage: Three more how'd you do's )

Now me don't know where You come from ( Lavendare to Find Courage: I told you, over there ) And me don't know where you been ( Lavendare to Find Courage: Counting, of course ) But it really doesn't matter Grab a chair and fill your platter And dig, dig, dig right in ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 3 wonderful digs )

If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 1 cake ) Baked a cake ( Lavendare to Find Courage: that's 2 cakes ) Baked a cake ( Lavendare to Find Courage: that's 3 ) If me knew you were coming Me'd have baked a cake ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 4 cakes ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Lavendare to Find Courage: 3 more how'd you do's ) How'd ya do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Lavendare to Find Courage: That's 9, that's 12 how'd you do's ) How'd you do, how'd you do, how'd you do? ( Lavendare to Find Courage: Ah, that's 13, 14, 15 how'd you do's )

March in Uniform: You play the piano so good

Lavendare to Find Courage: Ah, thank you very much

March in Uniform: Me sing so good, me deserve cookie

Lavendare to Find Courage: Ah, a little dinner music (resumes playing)