Sesame Street Crayons/Nobody (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue as Gonzo
 * Baby Bear Beary Brown as Rowlf the Dog

Lyrics
( Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue, accompanied by Baby Bear Beary Brown , sings "Nobody.")

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: When life seems full of clouds and rain And I am filled with naught but pain Who soothes my thumping, bumping brain? Nobody When winter comes with snow and sleet And me with hunger and cold feet Who says, "Here's two bits, go and eat"? Nobody I ain't never done nothin' to nobody I ain't never got nothing from nobody no time And until I get something from somebody sometime I don't intend to do nothin' for nobody No time When I try hard and scheme and plan To look as good as e'er I can Who says, "Look at that handsome man"?

Baby Bear Beary Brown: Who does?

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Nobody. When all day long things go amiss And I go home to find some bliss Who hands to me a glowing kiss?

Baby Bear Beary Brown: Nobody.

Cookie Monster Yum Yum Blue: Right, I ain't never done nothin' To nobody I ain't never got nothing From nobody no time And until I get something From somebody sometime I don't intend to do nothin' for nobody No time