Muppets/Grouch Thrift Shop (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
 * Ernst Stavros Grouper as Mucklemore
 * Gorgon Heap and Miss Kitty as Mucklemore's Two Back-Up Grouch singers
 * Scooter as Chris
 * Skunk (from The Muppet Show) as Skunk

Lyrics
Sam the Eagle: There's so much yucky stuff out there. I wanna get it all.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: Yuck, yuck. Yuck, yuck. Yuck, yuck.

Gorgon Heap: Ernst Stavros Grouper.

Scooter: Ernst Stavros Grouper?

Gorgon Heap: Muddy, muddy, muddy mud. Muddy, muddy, muddy mud.

Miss Kitty: Muddy, muddy, muddy mud. Muddy, muddy, muddy mud.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: Woo.

Gorgon Heap and Miss Kitty : I'm gonna pop some trash. Only got seven bags in my trash can.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: Uh huh.

Gorgon Heap and Miss Kitty : I-I-I'm shopping, looking for some rubbish.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: One, two. One, two.

Gorgon Heap and Miss Kitty : This is gross and awesome.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: Wouldn't you like to rock a fish on your noodle?

Gorgon Heap : A fish.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: Wouldn't you like to wear the kit and caboodle.

Miss Kitty : Caboodle.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: Do you have a skunk stole with the broom pit? One grouch's trash, that's another grouch's outfit.

Gorgon Heap and Miss Kitty : I'm gonna pop some trash. Only got seven bags in my trash can.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: Uh oh. Yeah.

Gorgon Heap and Miss Kitty : I-I-I'm shopping, looking for some rubbish.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: Come on.

Gorgon Heap and Miss Kitty : This is gross and awesome.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: Turn up. They had a broken scooter. What? I bought a broken scooter. Huh? I bought a dented sax and a banged up computer.

Gorgon Heap: Get 'em.

Gorgon Heap and Miss Kitty : I wear my grouchy clothes.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: Yes?

Gorgon Heap and Miss Kitty : I look deplorable.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: That's right.

Gorgon Heap and Miss Kitty : I'm in this fishy hat...

Ernst Stavros Grouper: Uh, huh.

Gorgon Heap and Miss Kitty : ...from the grouch shop down the street.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: Whoo.

Gorgon Heap and Miss Kitty : Ow. I'm gonna pop some trash. Only got seven bags in my trash can. I-I-I'm shopping, looking for some rubbish.

Sam the Eagle, Ernst Stavros Grouper , Gorgon Heap and Miss Kitty : This is grouchy awesome.

Ernst Stavros Grouper: Rah!