Goose (TV/Thomas parody)

Cast

 * Franklin (from Franklin) Skarloey
 * Rabbit (from Franklin) as Rheneas
 * Cat (from Little Bear) as Sir Handel
 * Owl (from Little Bear) Rusty
 * Raccoon (from Franklin) Freddie
 * Grandpa Abe (from The Simpsons) as Duke
 * CatDog (from CatDog) as Mighty Mac
 * Great Gazoo (from The Flintstones) as Proteus
 * Matt (from Shining Time Station) as Luke
 * Mr. Lazy (from Mr. Men) as Fred
 * Mr. Bump (from Mr. Men) as Zazu the Blue Narrow Gauge Diesel
 * Goose (from Franklin) Georgia the Red Narrow Gauge Engine
 * Mr. Owl (from Franklin) Mr. Percival
 * Garfield (from Garfield) as Gordon (does not speak)
 * GC Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Oliver (does not speak)
 * Bear (from Franklin) as Peter Sam (does not speak)
 * Fox (from Franklin) as Duncan (does not speak)
 * Stacy (from Shining Time Station) as Emily (cameo; seen at Crovan's Gate Station)
 * Mighty Moe (from TUGS) as Rocky (cameo; seen unloading Georgia and putting her onto the narrow gauge tracks)
 * Clayton (from Theodore Tugboat) as Merrick (cameo; seen at the Blue Mountain Quarry)
 * Owan (from Theodore Tugboat) as Owen (cameo; seen at the Blue Mountain Quarry)

Transcript
Narrator: Goose is a young female Canada goose who lives on the mainland. However, she got invited to visit the Franklin village in TVland. She was very excited about it, and was also looking forward to becoming friends with the Woodland animals. Garfield and GC Mr. Conductor were taking her to Sodor. They arrived at the sheds, where she was lifted onto the narrow gauge rails. The other animals were there.

Georgia: Hello, everyone! I'm Georgia, and I've come to visit.

Franklin: Welcome to our railway, Goose!

Rabbit: We hope you enjoy your visit here.

Goose: Oh, I'm really looking forward to it. And I'm glad I could meet all of you.

(Mr. Owl arrives on his bicycle)

Mr. Owl: Hello, you must Goose.

Goose: That's correct, sir.

Mr. Owl: Well, I'm Mr. Owl. I'm the controller of the Woodland village. And I'm glad you could come for a visit.

Goose: I'm glad I could come too.

Mr. Owl: While you're here, I hope you won't mind helping with some of the work in this village.

Goose: Oh, sir. I'd love to help out in your village. What do you want me to do?

Mr. Owll: Well, I'd like you to work with Franklin for the day. Your first job will be to double head a passenger train up the line.

Goose: Certainly, sir.

Franklin: Come on, Goose. We'd better get going.

Narrator: So Franklin and Goose picked up some coaches, and headed for Crovan's Gate Station. Goose was delighted to be leading the train.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: I'll get to see all the different sights and places on the railway.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Franklin: There's quite a lot to see on this railway.

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Guard blows his whistle and Goose and Franklin puff out of the station)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Narrator: As they puffed along, Goose told Franklin about her friends and railway back on the mainland.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Georgia: I was the first engine to arrive in my village.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Skarloey: Yes, I was the first engine to arrive in my village as well. Would you like me to tell you about the engines that work on this railway.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: Yes please, Franklin.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: Okay then. I'm number 1 in the village, and my best friend, Rabbit is number 2. Cat, a black and white cat, is number 3...

<p style="font-size:14px;">Narrator: I'm afraid to say that Goose was so excited about working on the Woodland village that she wasn't paying much attention to what Franklin was saying.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Franklin: And Mr. Bump, a blue Mr. Man with white bandages, is our number 13 engine. Did you get all of that, Goose?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: What? Oh... um... yes, Franklin. Thanks.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Narrator: When Franklin and Goose arrived at Lakeside station, there was another character. Goose tried hard to remember what was his name.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: Hello, Cat.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Bump: I'm not Cat. I'm Mr. Bump.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: Oh! Sorry.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Narrator: Goose felt a bit silly for getting Mr. Bump's name wrong.

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Goose and Franklin puff out of the station)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Narrator: Then Goose and Franklin had to stop to let another train go pass. When the other engine came into view, Goose tried hard to remember his name.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: Hi, Bear.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mart: But I'm not Bear. My name's Matt.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Narrator: Goose felt even sillier than before. When Franklin and Goose arrived back at Crovan's Gate, they met up with another engine.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: Hello, Owl. Nice day, isn't it?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Grandpa Abe: I'm not Owl. I'm Grandpa Abe. Although, I have been known as 'Granpuff' by a few other characters.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: Oh! I've been getting names wrong all day. Now I'm sure that none of the characters will want to be friends with me.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Franklin: Don't feel bad, Goose. I can tell you the names of the characters on this railway if you promise to listen carefully.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: Okay. I promise to listen to you carefully, Franklin.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Narrator: So Franklin told Goose all about the characters on the Woodland village again. Later, they went up to the Blue Mountain Quarry to pick up some slate trucks. They passed two diesels along the way.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: Hello, Mr. Lazy. Hi, Mr. Bump.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Lazy: Hello, Georgia.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Mr. Bump: Hello. She got my name right.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Narrator: When they arrived at quarry, there were more characters there.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: Hello, Cat, Great Gazoo, Bear, Matt and Fox.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cat, Bear, Fox, Great Gazoo and Matt: Hello, Goose.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Franklin: Good job, so far, Goose.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Narrator: And when they arrived at the transfer yards, there were more characters.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: I know you're Rabbit.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Rabbit: That's correct.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: You're Owl.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Owl: You got it.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: You're Abe Simpson.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Grandpa Abe: Right!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: You're name is Raccoon.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Raccoon: That's me.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: And you're CatDog, a double headed animal.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cat: You're correct.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Dog: We may look strange, but we're just as useful as all the other engines on this railway.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Franklin: Well done, Goose! You remembered all the names of the engines here.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: Thank you, Franklin. I'm sorry I didn't listen to you before. I was just too excited about working on this railway until my visit ends.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Grandpa Abe: Don't worry about it, Goose. You may have made mistakes before, but we can see that you've learned from them and moved on.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Raccoon: And for that, we're happy to consider you our friend.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Owl: All of us.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Goose: Oh thank you. You're all good friends.