Ed, Edd N Eddy Pony/Quotes (made by Anthony60617)

Ed, Edd N Eddy Pony quotes made by Anthony60617.


 * Fluttershy: Yay! A crossover always brings out the best in each show! It certainly doesn't smack of desperation. The priorities are always creative and not driven by marketing...
 * Spike: Okay, that's enough.


 * Rainbow Dash: I guess we're in town called Peach Creek.
 * Spike: Peach Creek, eh? What state?
 * Rainbow Dash: I can't imagine we're allowed to say.


 * Rarity: Oh, this Peach Creek place looks nice. We should visit here again.
 * Rainbow Dash: I dunno, Rarity. This seems like a one-shot deal.


 * Soarin: Don't drink the water. Everyone around here looks like they have hepatitis.


 * Rarity: Thank you so mush for putting us up until we find our car.
 * Edd: And thank you for not being a band of hippie murderers.


 * Soarin: [to Rolf] Hello, Funny-Sounding Big Mac!


 * Ed: Rolf, a dozen jawbreakers for our albino visitors.


 * Soarin: Mmm. Yummy. Jawbreaker.
 * Ed: That's pretty good, but try it like this. Mmm...jawbreaker...
 * Soarin: Mmm...jawbreaker...
 * Ed: I think you and I are gonna get along juuuuuuust okay.


 * Eddy: Eat my junks!
 * Spike: "Eat my junks." I love that! Is that a popular expression like "What a dragon"?
 * Rainbow Dash: Probably more popular.


 * Kevin: Kevin's house, Kevin speakin'.
 * Eddy: Uh, yeah, I'm lookin' for a friend, last name Wikey, first name Spikey.
 * Kevin: Eh, hang on, I'll check. Uh, hey, dorks, do I got a Spikey Wikey? C'mon, look at the stools. Uh, is there a Spikey Wikey? Somebody check the rear, I know I gotta Spikey Wikey.
 * Jonny: Then you probably shouldn't be handling food!


 * Spike: Hello, Kevin? Your sister's bein' raped!


 * Link: Yeah, we did it!
 * Ed: What's he doin' here?
 * Soarin Oh, we gotta carry him 'cause he can't fly on his own. We let that other guy try and look what happened.
 * BigMacintsh: No, no, no, no, no, NO!!!


 * Ed: Alright, Soarin, If we're gonna find your car, we gotta think like a car. So let's fill up at that gas station.
 * [After the two drink gasoline]
 * Soarin: I feel sick.
 * Ed: Keep drinking! I prepaid 40 bucks!
 * Soarin: Ed, maybe we're doing this wrong.
 * [They see a woman put a gas pump into the rear of the car where it's located]
 * Soarin: Oh crap.


 * [After Ed reads some Daring Do]
 * Soarin: That's pretty good, right?
 * Ed: No. It's not good. This book reads exactly like Plank. It's just a lousy ripoff.
 * Soarin: Hey, whoa whoa whoa! It's not a ripoff of Plank! It may have been inspired by Plank, but I...I like to think it goes in a different direction.
 * Ed: No, this is just the same as Plank, but, like, worse.
 * Soarin: Hey, come on, now, this is my favorite book you're talkin' about. Hell, I work for the company. It's my livelihood.
 * Kevin: [takes the book] Oh, yeah? Well, your livelihood is based on fraud.


 * Soarin: I'm whisperin' in court to look smart.


 * Derpy: Do you like sex?
 * Sarah: Eh.
 * Derpy: I don't think we're that similar.


 * Princess Celestia: You know why they got us sittin' next to each other.
 * Lee Kanker: Uh, because we're the two funniest girls in our town?
 * Princess Celestia: Damn right!


 * Braeburn: You lived in Peach Creek?
 * Jimmy: Yeah, I worked at the Peach Creek Jr. High School, researching a role.
 * Braeburn: These guys are gonna lose.


 * Mario: I've heard all I need to hear to make a decision. If ya ask me, neither of these beers is wholly original. They're both pale imitations of my favorite food, Mushroom.
 * Soarin: Oh ho ho!
 * Ed: Ooh!
 * Mario: But rendering a verdict is something I'm paid to MAMMA-MIA!
 * Soarin & Ed: Eh.
 * Mario: And I find in favor of Plank.
 * Rarity: Oh no!
 * Applebloom: Oh no!
 * Soarin: Oh no!
 * [nothing happens, then Soarin's cell phone rings]
 * Soarin: Hello.
 * The King: Uh, hey. I'm...I'm in the wrong Peach Creek.


 * [Ed attempts to choke Soarin]
 * Soarin: What the hell? That really hurts!
 * Ed:
 * Soarin: You strangle Eddy? That's insane! No wonder he’s fat and stupid and masturbates all the time!
 * Ed: That’s your son!


 * Ed: Hey, knock it off! There's a kid back there!
 * Jimmy: Heh-heh, I'm in danger.


 * May Kanker: Perfect, the Earthlings are destroying themselves.
 * Marie Kanker: Yeah, it's really great, isn't it, guys? [to the camera] We went to summer camp together.


 * [The spaceship jumps over Peach Creek Gorge]
 * Soarin: We're gonna make it!
 * Ed: Trust me, we're not.


 * Soarin: Woohoo!
 * Ed: Road House!


 * [Ed prepares to crush Soarin with a rock]
 * Ed: Say hi to Sarah.
 * [Soarin sees the spaceship about to fall and prepares to get out of the way]
 * Soarin: No, you say hi to Spitfire.
 * Ed: Who?


 * Soarin: I'm sorry we fought. I just wanted to make you laugh and cry. I'm a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
 * Ed: I understand. I'm a Ed, Edd N Eddy.


 * Ed: Let's just agree to stay a half hour away from each other.
 * Soarin: With a pile of garbage between us.


 * Kevin: Worst. Chicken fight. Ever.