CartoonTales: Cartoon Story (transcript) (VF2000's version)

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Toy Story trilogy, here's the transcript for CartoonTales: Cartoon Story.

Cast

 * Kristoff (Frozen) as Larry the Cucumber as Sheriff Woody
 * Jimmy Neutron as Bob the Tomato as Buzz Lightyear
 * Anna (Frozen) as Madame Blueberry as Bo Peep
 * King Candy (Wreck-it Ralph) as Mr. Lunt as Mr. Gourd Head
 * Fix -it Felix, Jr. (Wreck-It Ralph) as Archibald Asparagus as Slinky Dog
 * SpongeBob SquarePants  as Jimmy Gourd as Hamm
 * Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Jerry Gourd as Rex
 * Minions (Despicable Me), Luigi and Guido (Cars), and Nicelanders (Wreck-It Ralph) as The French Peas as the Squeeze Toy Aliens
 * Bert (Sesame Street), Gobo Fraggle (Fraggle Rock), Mr. Bunny (Hop), Mr. Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as the American Peas as the Green Army Men
 * Olaf (Frozen) as Khalil as Lenny
 * King Fergus (Brave) as Charlie Pincher as Sid
 * Toto (The Wizard of Oz) as Scud
 * Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Junior Asparagus as Andy
 * Mrs. Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Mom Asparagus as Andy's Mother
 * Tootie (The Fairly OddParents) as Ermie Asparagus as Molly
 * Kermit the Frog (Muppets) as Pa Grape as Sarge
 * Mung Daal (Chowder) as Chog Norrius as Boarding School Teacher
 * Flik (A Bug's Life) as Jerry Turnip
 * Mike Wazowski (Monsters, Inc.) as Shemp Turnip
 * Nemo (Finding Nemo) as Olaf Turnip
 * Emmet (The LEGO Movie) as Gary Turnip
 * Greg Hoffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid) as Harold Turnip

Chapter 1: Opening Credits/Sheriff Kristoff's Backstory

 * (Full moon reflects in water)
 * (A desperate figure splashes through)
 * Narrator: A wise man once said "Not to be afraid of greatness." Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. And some - have greatness, thrust upon them.
 * King Candy: (knocks on door)
 * Mung Daal: (yawns) Who is it?
 * King Candy: A lady brought a young cowboy to your doorstep.
 * Mung Daal: It's 4:30 a.m.
 * King Candy: Eh, yeah. But, the pull string cowboy doll was born on the porch.
 * Mung Daal: That baby shall die! Guards, bring me some meat cleaners so I can kill him!
 * King Candy: Let me check. (runs up to Mung Daal) Wait! Don't kill him! That's unfair!
 * Mung Daal: I don't know you!
 * King Candy: This poor cowboy needs some help. His name is "Sheriff Kristoff." See? He has a pull string on his back.
 * Mung Daal: Yeah.
 * King Candy: Go, die in a hole.
 * Narrator: This is the story of a great person. It's hard to say whether our hero was born that way, or was at the right place at the right time and had to do the right thing. I suppose you could be the judge of that.
 * (JimmyandFriends's Entertainment presents shows up)
 * (Title "Cartoon Story" shows up)
 * Narrator: When Kristoff grew up as a leader, he started a group of cut-ups.
 * Kristoff: ...The chef retired and became a captain. I, along with the people that went to the dinner party, hired lots of sailors. As the ship left the docks, everyone, including me, waved goodbye as the ship sailed out to sea. And the dinner party was shipped, and everybody went home after that.
 * Mung Daal: Well thank you, Cowboy. Wasn't that a great story, kids?
 * School Children: Nope.
 * Mung Daal: Well, we still got more to do today. College Boy, would you like to stay and watch?
 * Kristoff: Oh, that sounds like fun! But I'm a bit winded, so I'd better go home and rest. Catch you on the flip side!
 * Mung Daal: Well, okay. Let's all thank Kristoff for coming today.
 * School Children: Thank you, Sheriff Kristoff!