Horn Bother

Horn Bother is the nineteenth episode of the sixth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the one hundred and forty-ninth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Buffer Bother.

Cast

 * Snips as Bill
 * Snails as Ben
 * Twilight Sparkle as Mavis
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Changelings as The Troublesome Trucks

Transcript
Narrator: "Snips and Snails are quarry unicorns. They are best friends. They play together, they arrange changelings together. They even get up to naughtiness together.

Wherever you find Snips, you will find Snails.

Wherever you find Snails, you will find Snips.

Hoity Toity had come to inspect his quarry unicorns. He found that Twilight Sparkle and Snips were in fine working order."

Hoity Toity: "Unfortunately, Snails."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said."

Hoity Toity: "Your horn is damaged. You must report to the works immediately for a new horn. Twilight, you will have to work with Snips until Snails returns."

Twilight Sparkle: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Twilight, and Hoity Toity drove away.

Snails was happy."

Snails: "I'm going to get a new horn!"

Narrator: "He gloated to Snips."

Snips: "Well I should get a new horn too."

Narrator: "Snips complained."

Snips: "We're best friends. We do everything together."

Snails: "But you don't need a new horn."

Narrator: "Snails teased."

Snips: "You're getting a new horn because you're so clumsy."

Narrator: "Snorted Snips enviously."

Snails: "No, I'm not!"

Snips: "Yes, you are!"

Snails: "No, I'm not!"

Snips: "Yes, you are!"

Twilight Sparkle: "Will you two stop being crackpots?"

Narrator: "Twilight scolded."

Twilight Sparkle: "Now come on, Snips, we've got work to do."

Narrator: "Snails couldn't wait to get a new horn.

Later, Snips watched as Snails chuffed away to the works. He was green with envy, he wanted a new horn too.

Snips returned to his job, but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Snails' new buffers.

(Snips bumps into some buffers)

Snips: "Ooh!"

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Snips: (Sneezes)

Twilight Sparkle: "Be careful."

Narrator: "Said Twilight."

Twilight Sparkle: "And stop thinking about Snails' new horn."

Narrator: "Snips tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Snails and his brand new horn. But it didn't work."

Snips: "I want a new horn too!"

Narrator: "He cried."

Twilight Sparkle: "Just be happy you're in good working order."

Narrator: "Said Twilight."

Snips: "It's not fair!"

Narrator: "Snips huffed, and he sprayed soot all over Twilight."

Twilight Sparkle: "Snips!"

Narrator: "Gasped Twilight."

Snips: "Oops, sorry."

Narrator: "Said Snips.

Snips tried his best to get on with his work. But the troublesome changelings have spotted a chance for a tease."

Changelings: "Poor, poor Snips, he works, he suffers, while Snails, his friend gets brand a new horn!"

Snips: "I might not have a new horn."

Narrator: "He said."

Snips: "But I still know how to biff troublesome changelings."

Twilight Sparkle: "No!"

Narrator: "Twilight cried."

(Snips falls backwards into a pit)

Narrator: "But it was too late.

Snails puffed into the quarry with his shiny new horn just in time to hear..."

Snips: "Bust my horn!"

Narrator: "Cried Snips."

Snails: "I think you have."

Narrator: "Said Snails.

When Hoity Toity arrived and saw Snips' broken horn, he was not happy."

Hoity Toity: "You behaved badly, Snips."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said."

Hoity Toity: "Do you have anything to say for yourself?"

Snips: "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Hoity Toity: "Before you get a new horn."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity continued."

Hoity Toity: "I want you to think about what it means to be a responsible reliable animal."

Snips: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Answered Snips weakly.

After Hoity Toity left, Snails rolled up to Snips with his new horn gleaming."

Snips: "It is a nice horn."

Narrator: "Snips said."

Snails: "Thanks."

Narrator: "Snails said."

Snails: "I'm sorry I teased you."

Snips: "That's alright."

Narrator: "Said Snips."

Snips: "I was naughty too."

Snails: "Of course you were."

Narrator: "Said Snails."

Snails: "We're best friends."