Harvey Girls Forever!/Poltergeist in the Closet (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Lotta as Homer (genderbent role)
 * The Bow as Bart (genderbent role)

Transcript

 * Lotta: (steps on floorboard on the stair) Squeaky stair here. (points at a portrait of Lucretia but with a weird face) Scary portrait there. (touches the doorknob to the closet) Poltergeist in the closet. (opens the door to see The Bow wearing a white bedsheet over his head with two holes cut out for eyes)


 * The Bow: (lets out a ghostly moan) I died when Lotta sat on me!


 * Lotta: Why you little! (chokes and strangled Rusty) I’m the victim here!