Muppet nail polish/You're My Friend (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Meep-Meep-Meep as Telly Monster
 * Fresh Frog of Bel Air as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Meep-Meep-Meep: Fresh Frog of Bel Air.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Hmmm?

Meep-Meep-Meep: Do you know how, how I came to know that you were sad and lonely before?

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Well, I never said I was sad and lonely, but, uh, if I was, uh, how did you know?

Meep-Meep-Meep: Because I'm your friend and friends sometimes can feel how their friends are feeling. Yeah.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Well, I'll bet you're real proud of yourself.

Meep-Meep-Meep: Well, yeah, I, I'm proud. How did...well, if you knew I was proud, you knew I was feeling, so that means you're my friend. (laughing)

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Me? Your friend?!

Meep-Meep-Meep: Yeah. And here's a song about friends.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: How wonderful.

Meep-Meep-Meep: Oh, I'll feel sad when you are sad. And how I'll cry when I see you cry. Then I'll feel mad when you get mad. Oh, how I'll scream when I hear you scream 'cause you're my friend and I love you, too. You'd feel for me and I'd feel for you.

Fresh Frog of Bel Air: Meep-Meep-Meep, that was really dreadful. (laughing)

Meep-Meep-Meep: Oh.