Lala Loud House: Cheater by the Dozen/Transcript

Transcript
[Over at Forest's house, he and Ace are playing a fighting game starring Muscle Fish who is fighting his enemy Scuba Squid. Suddenly, Forest pauses the game.]

Forest: "Pause!"

Ace: "Huh?"

Forest: "Time for the 20/20 rule. For every 20 minutes looking at a screen, you should look away for 20 seconds."

Ace: "Is that really a thing?"

Forest: "Of course. These peepers gotta last us a lifetime." [turns around and positions Ace's face to do the same.] "Oh, hey, look. There's Wacky."

[Wacky is cycling to the house across the street.]

Ace: "What's he doing around here?"

[Wacky meets up with a girl at the door and they hug. She invites him in.]

Forest: "I'll tell you what he's doing. He's cheating on Jewel! I knew it. Underneath that flawless hair and those washboard abs beats the cold heart of a liar." [rolls up his sleeves, growls and proceeds to go beat Wacky up.]

Ace: [holding his friend back] "Slow down there, Hercules. Why don't we wait until he comes out? Then we'll see what's really going on."

[Later, Wacky is leaving the girl's house.]

Pix E.: "See you tomorrow, Wacky!"

Wacky: "Ciao, bella!" [prepares to cycle until Ace and Forest show up.]

Ace: [suspicious] "Hey, Wacky."

Wacky [nervously stops] "Uh, hey, guys."

Forest: "Fancy seeing you here, miles away from your house. And Jewel, your beautiful...loyal...girlfriend." [snarls at Wacky.]

Ace: [holding Forest back again] "So, what are you doing here?"

Wacky: "Uh, I can't really get into that. But do me a favor and please don't tell Jewel you saw me here. It's complicated. Thanks. Ciao." [prepares to cycle off while knocking over some trash cans and chuckling nervously.]

Ace: "Forest, you were right! There's only one thing to do now."

Forest: "Get ripped, defeat Wacky in fisticuffs, and win back Jewel's honor?"

Ace: [unimpressed] "Uh, no. I was thinking we tell Jewel the truth."

Forest: [doing push-ups] "To each his own, my friend."

TBC