Song of the Minions

Cast:
 * Sheen Estevez (Jimmy Neutron) as Larry the Cucumber
 * Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Junior Asparagus
 * SpongeBob SquarePants as Jimmy Gourd
 * Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Jerry Gourd
 * Woody (Toy Story) as Archibald Asparagus
 * Anna (Frozen) as Little Girl
 * Ariel (The Little Mermaid) as Aunt Ruth
 * Minions (Despicable Me) as Three Cebus

Lyrics
Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Sheen, the part of the show where Sheen comes out and sings a silly song. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Sheen Estevez presents in a sequential image stereophonic multimedia event: The Song of the Minions.

Sheen: Minions! This is a song about a boy. A song a little boy and his minion. A song about a little boy and his three minions. The little boy who had a sick minion, a sad minion, and a mute minion. And also a monster. Um. Um, this is me at the airport. This is Ariel. This is me at El Macho's lair. (music stops) This is me fighting the purple minion!

Patrick, SpongeBob, and Timmy: Ooooooh!

Sheen: This is me and the purple minions.

Patrick, SpongeBob, and Timmy: Aaaaah!

Sheen: This is me and the purple minion and I think that's the purple minion's cousin. He's a minion.

(music begins)

Woody: Hold it! (music stops) You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide projector and a bedsheet! And what on Earth is a minion, anyway?

Sheen: It's kinda like a henchman. See?

Woody: Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on.

Sheen: Minions! Sing it with me! Minions!

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Minions!

Sheen: Boy is riding with minions.

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Boy is riding with minions.

Sheen: Into town in his canoe.

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Into town in his canoe.

Sheen: Sick minion is rowing, and sneezing, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achomoomoomoomoo!

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo achoomoomoomoomoo!

Sheen: Monster chewing on bamboo.

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Monster chewing on bamboo.

Sheen: Can't see boy and three minions.

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Can't see boy and three minions.

Sheen: Sad minion is rowing and crying boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo boohoomoomoomoomoo!

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo boohoomoomoo boohoomoomoomoomoo!

Sheen: Minions!

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Minions!

Sheen: Minions!

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Minions! Achoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, minions!

Sheen: Monster seen by mute minions.

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Monster seen by mute minions.

Sheen: Tries to tell the other two.

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Tries to tell the other two.

Sheen: Mute minion is waving and grunting, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm!

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm!

Sheen: Uh oh.

Woody: Wait! What happens next?!

Sheen: Um... (music ends)

Woody: Does the monster see them? Is the poor mute minion successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers?! Is the boy injured?!? Why is the sad minion sad?!? Is the canoe wood or aluminum?!?!

Sheen: Oh look! There's me and Jimmy at Sea World! Oh wow.

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Ooooooooo!

Sheen: Forgot about that one. There's me and that purple minion again.

Woody: You can't just start a song and then just leave it hanging like that! You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quite disappointing. I'm going to have to speak to Jimmy about this.

Sheen: Oh look! A minions!

(music starts)

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: Minions!

Sheen: No wait, (music stops) that's a waterbuffalo.

(music starts)

Patrick, SpongeBob and Timmy: No more song about minions. Need another verse or two. Audience is standing and leaving, byebyemoomoo, byebyemoomoo, byebyemoomoo byebyemoomoomoomoo.

SpongeBob: I want my money back.

Patrick: Yeah, that'd be good.