Thread:LegalizeAnythingMuppets/@comment-24122610-20200131031443/@comment-2256018-20200131035230

Let's see. I'm thinking it could go like...

Harvey Kneeslapper: (chuckling) Oh, hi. Harvey Kneeslapper here. And I've got a really great joke today. See, I got this sound box here and it makes a lot of sounds. So what's going to happen is the next guy that comes around, I'm going to ask him if he wants to hear some sounds, I'll go ahead and surprise him with some sounds that would generate from the sound box and it's gonna be so hilarious that he'll be granted with some sound effects that are a real slap on the knee! (snickering) Oh, here comes a guy right now. I'll ask him.

( Harvey Kneeslapper, hiding a sound box behind his back, comes across Simon Soundman who was walking by.)

Harvey Kneeslapper: Uh, excuse me? Do you wanna hear some sounds?

Simon Soundman: What was that?

Harvey Kneeslapper: I say, do you wanna hear some sounds?

Simon Soundman: Oh, why, that would "sound" very delightful. (chuckles)

Harvey Kneeslapper: Okay, here's the first one: (sound of a school bell ringing coming from the sound box)

Simon Soundman: Hmmm. I wonder what sound is that that goes (sound of a school bell ringing)? (to audience) Do you know what this is? Huh? Okay. (to Harvey) That was the sound of a school bell ringing and the kids getting out of school to have a fun time during recess.

Harvey Kneeslapper: Huh?

Simon Soundman: Sounded like a real school bell, didn't I?

Harvey Kneeslapper: Uh, okay. Okay. Here's the next sound: (sound of a pig oinking coming from the sound box)

Simon Soundman: Uh, what was it that goes (sound of pigs oinking)? (to audience) Do you know what the sound is that of? You do? Okay. (to Harvey) That was the sound of pigs oinking and having a fun time in the (sound of mud splashing) in the farmyard.

Harvey Kneeslapper: (to audience) Oh, boy. This isn't working at all. I have to find a better sound that will send this guy's pants flying all over the place. (to Simon) Uh, hey. Hey. Uh, you wanna hear a very terrific sound?

Simon Soundman: What's that?

Harvey Kneeslapper: I say you wanna hear a very terrific sound?

Simon Soundman: Sure.

Harvey Kneeslapper: Okay. Here it is: (sound of a pie splatting into someone's face)

Simon Soundman: Hmmmm. That is a very interesting sound. (to audience) You know what that sound of a (sound effect of a pie splatting into someone's face) it is? Hmmm? Okay. (to Harvey) Well, that was the sound of a pie hitting someone in the face. Boy, I really I'm enjoying this sound game.

Harvey Kneeslapper: Look, buddy. I didn't make the sounds! It was coming from this sound box right here.

Simon Soundman: Oh, so that's where those sounds are coming from.

Harvey Kneeslapper: Yeah, yeah. And I'll bet something funny is going to happen when I do make the sounds with this sound box to give you a little prank.

Simon Soundman: Why, that's the most wonderful gift that someone has ever given to me. I'll take the sound box.

Harvey Kneeslapper: Wha?

Simon Soundman: Well, thank you very much for the sound game and I hope maybe we can play it again. Well, so long and here's your just desserts that goes (sound of a pie in the face).

( Simon Soundman exits with the sound box, leaving Harvey Kneeslapper, stunned with an actual pie in the face.)

Harvey Kneeslapper: Wha? Well, I don't think that's funny! This pie needs more sugar, though. (shrugs and exits, shaking his head)