Sesame Street/The Big House (from Muppets Most Wanted)

Cast

 * Big Bird as Kermit the Frog
 * Sherry Netherland as Nadya
 * Lefty the Salesman as The Prison King
 * Lefty's Boss as Big Papa
 * Benny as The Great Escapo
 * Lefty and Benny's Boss as Prisoner One
 * Grundgetta as Miss Poogy
 * Pino as Big Mean Carl
 * Professor Hastings as Pops
 * Harvey Monster as Angel Marie
 * Rocky as Black Dog
 * Aristotle as Blind Pew
 * Bruce Monster as Calico
 * Kermit the Forg as One-Eyed Jack
 * Zostic as Spotted Dick
 * Clancy as Walleye Pike
 * Uncle Talbot as Danny Trejo
 * Lefty as Josh Groban
 * Abby Cadabby's Pet, The City Mouse, The Country Mouse, Elmo Mouse, Marissa, Tito, J.P., The Mouse King, Royal Guards, Mousey and Mr. Can You Guess' Mouse as Rats
 * Grouches as Frackles
 * Anything Muppets as Humans
 * Wodehouse as Ivan

Lyrics
Sherry Netherland (spoken): Hit it boys (singing) This is Russia’s premier state funded hotel We’re very proud of our eclectic clientele Excellence in service since 1932 Don’t believe what you read in the online reviews

It’s the Big House The perfect getaway Welcome into the Big House You’ll never get away It’s no Hilton or no Hyatt But you will have a riot So please enjoy your stay

Here’s the dining room, the menu is minimal What the cook does to the food is criminal Pull up a seat frog, grab yourself a stool May I recommend you try our famous gruel

In the Big House You’ll never be alone Life ain’t bad in the Big House No, froggy, no Check out after ten Or eleven years Make yourself at home

Accommodation is far superior Than anything else you will find in Siberia Let me know if there’s anything you need Everything is free, money back guaranteed

Lefty: In the Big House, you will not survive When you arrive in the Big House, run for your life!

Sherry Netherland: It’s the Big House The perfect getaway Welcome into the Big House You’ll never get away For your security I’ll keep the only key Now please enjoy your stay