Muppet nail polish/Roosevelt Franklin's Alphabet (from The Year of Roosevelt Franklin)

Cast

 * Divine Swine as Roosevelt Franklin
 * Pepe's Purple Passion as Roosevelt Franklin's Mother

Lyrics
Divine Swine: Uh, oh. My mother's gonna find me as sure as a moose likes moose juice.

Pepe's Purple Passion: Now where did he go this time? Divine Swine! Divine Swine! Divine Swine! Divine Swine?!

Divine Swine: (scatting) Here I come, I come here. Did somebody somewhere summon me?

Pepe's Purple Passion: Yes, somebody did call you by your names. Now, Divine Swine, we've got to go over the alphabet.

Divine Swine: Oh, I know that. A to Z, A to Z, I know all the alphabet. I know the alphabet so good!

Pepe's Purple Passion: (spoken) All right. All right. (singing) Divine Swine, what you say? Pepe's Purple Passion: I say the very first letter is the letter A Divine Swine: Well, what more can you tell me? Pepe's Purple Passion: I say, the very next letter is the letter B

Pepe's Purple Passion: Nice. That's starting to sound so good!

Divine Swine: I got the beat. You know something?

Pepe's Purple Passion: Divine Swine, what comes after B? Divine Swine: Everybody knows it’s the letter C  Pepe's Purple Passion: Young Mr. Divine Swine, what comes after C?  Divine Swine: I know D comes right after C

Pepe's Purple Passion: Hey, that's very good!

Divine Swine: I got ABCD. Ooh, I'm good!

Pepe's Purple Passion: Doesn’t an E come right after D? Divine Swine: That’s right, and then comes the F, and then comes the G  Pepe's Purple Passion: Divine Swine, what you say! Divine Swine: I say after the G comes the H-I-J

Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh, Divine Swine!

Divine Swine: I got all the way to J. That was no joke!

Pepe's Purple Passion: All right now, what comes after them? Divine Swine: I believe it’s the K-L-M Pepe's Purple Passion: I’d like to hear some more from you Divine Swine: You do? How about this: N-O-P-Q

Pepe's Purple Passion: Very good!

Divine Swine: I know! I got through the Q!

Pepe's Purple Passion: How about doin’ some more for me? Divine Swine: Well, I’ll give you an R and an S and a T Pepe's Purple Passion: You’re getting right down to the end I see Divine Swine: (singing) That’s right: U-V-W-X-Y-Z (spoken) I did it! All the way to Z!

Pepe's Purple Passion: Now, put it all together for me Divine Swine: I’ll let you hear my ABC’s ( Pepe's Purple Passion: Let me hear it, Divine Swine ): A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z ( Pepe's Purple Passion: Very good! You're doing the best one yet. Very good, Divine Swine. Oh, good! Oh! )

Pepe's Purple Passion: Divine Swine, you got that right Divine Swine: Divine Swine’s goin’ out of sight You see, I’m Telly Furry Fuchsia ( Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh, yes, he is. ) I know. I’m Divine Swine ( Pepe's Purple Passion: Say it again, Divine Swine. ) I will. I’m Divine Swine.

Pepe's Purple Passion: And Divine Swine knows his alphabet.

Divine Swine: Yeah. Well, what Divine Swine does not know nobody knows him and that's how it goes.