Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Bear in the Big Blue House and Blue's Clues/Jerry Nelson: A 65th Birthday Celebration

Cast

 * Nedley the Rabbit (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Zoot
 * Shadow (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Annie Sue Pig
 * Ferret Jetter (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Boober Fraggle
 * Pail (from Blue's Clues) as Red Fraggle
 * Slippery Soap (from Blue's Clues) as Grover
 * Mailbox (from Blue's Clues) as Gonzo
 * Tickety Tock (from Blue's Clues) as Prairie Dawn
 * Hamilton Hocks (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Telly Monster
 * Rocko (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Beauregard
 * Jack the Dog (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Cookie Monster
 * Ojo (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Zoe
 * Maggie (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Miss Piggy
 * Steve (from Blue's Clues) as Big Bird
 * Moss (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
 * The Jellybean Team (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Doozers
 * Treelo (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Animal
 * Doc Hogg (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Uncle Traveling Matt
 * Pip (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Bert
 * Pop (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Ernie
 * Bear (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Fozzie Bear
 * Sidetable Drawer (from Blue's Clues) as Mokey Fraggle
 * Mrs. Henrietta Vanderspoon (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Granny Bunny
 * Reggie Van Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Sam the Eagle
 * The Ferocious Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Kermit the Frog
 * Edwina Badger (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Grundgetta
 * Tutter (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Elmo
 * Periwinkle (from Blue's Clues) as Baby Bear
 * Rudy the Mouse (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Rizzo the Rat
 * The Moo Sisters (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Chickens
 * Luke (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Beaker
 * BB Cats (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Clifford
 * Shovel (from Blue's Clues) as Wembley Fraggle
 * Joe (from Help! I'm a Fish) as Oscar the Grouch
 * Blue (from Blue's Clues) as Rosita
 * Purple Kangaroo (from Blue's Clues) as Waldorf

Lyrics
Nedley the Rabbit: Hey, where's Otto Otter? I need to give him my lines.

Shadow: I'm here for the recording.

Ferret Jetter: Hey, Where's Shovel? I can't find him. Shovel?

Pail: Well, he's gotta be here somewhere. He has got some singing to do.

Slippery Soap: Hey, uh, this is Slippery Soap. My name is Snorer.

Mailbox: Yeah?

Slippery Soap: Hi. Could you, excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm just...

Mailbox: What?

Slippery Soap: Why are we here?

Mailbox: Beats me.

Slippery Soap: Hm?

Mailbox: Hey! Whoa! Are you the Sesame Street Muppets? This is cool!

Tickety Tock: That is correct.

Mailbox: Hey, listen. Get together afterwards and we'll do some alphabet and stuff.

Tickety Tock: Um, no thank you, Mailbox. You frightened me.

Hamilton Hocks: The Muppet Show Band! Otto Otter! You're the man, Otto! You're the man!

Rocko: Are you really Jack the Dog?

Jack the Dog: Yeah.

Rocko: Could I have a dog biscuit?

Jack the Dog: No.

Mailbox: Hey, Jack the Dog! What do you say we get together and talk about compulsion? (laughing)

Jack the Dog: Compul-wha? Me no understand.

Ojo: Hi! Hi. My name is Ojo. Who are you?

Maggie: Maggie.

Ojo: You're Mag who?

Maggie: Maggie.

Ojo: Baggie?

Maggie: That's Nurse Penny.

Ojo: Oh, oh. Nurse Penny? Are you famous? Oh, I don't know you.

Maggie: You're from the children's show thing, weren't you with little puppets? Very cute. Pretty charming.

Pail: Hey, Steve! How's the weather up there? (laughing)

Steve: Huh?

Pail: Or should I say how's the clues up there? (laughing)

Steve: Oh. (laughing) That's funny.

Moss: Well, now, are you the real Steve? Your clues are so mysterious. (laughing)

Steve: Why, thank you.

Red Jellybean: Uh, uh. Watch where you step there. The Jellybean Team down here. No, down here. The Jellybean Team. Mind the Jellybean Team.

Treelo: TREELO!!!!! TREELO!!!! TREELO!!!! (panting) WHO YOU?????!!!!

Doc Hogg: Ahem. Excuse me, I'm looking for my little nephew, Billy? I was told that he might be here, but I can't find him.

Treelo: Sorry.

Doc Hogg: Don't that be all? I wonder where he is?

Pip: (laughing) Hi. Have you seen...I don't know you, but have you seen uh, Pop?

Doc Hogg: Who?

Pip: Pop. He's kind of a purple otter.

Pop: Yeah, I'm here. Ready to go! (laughing)

Bear: Wocka Wocka Wocka! Bear here. Boy, you know what? You sound like me.

Pip: (laughing) No, you sound like me. Wait a minute. This is weird.

Pop: (laughing)

Sidetable Drawer: Hello. Hi. Hello there. Oh, my name is Sidetable Drawer. I'm from Fraggle Rock.

Mrs. Henrietta Vanderspoon: And this is uh, Mrs. Henrietta Vanderspoon, but nobody remembers me, so I'll just go over to the corner and mope.

Reggie Van Beast: I do not understand what the hell is going on here.

The Ferocious Beast: All right, okay, everybody. May I have your attention, please?

Reggie Van Beast: Oh, quiet, guys.

Shadow: It's Beast. Beast.

Orange Jellybean: Quiet, quiet down. I can't see.

The Ferocious Beast: Hey, I wanted to thank all of you for coming to this recording session. Uh, Steve, are all the Sesame Street Muppets here?

Slippery Soap: Uh, yes sir, yes. Blue here.

Ojo: I'm here. I'm here. Can you see me? Ojo's here!

Jack the Dog: Yeah, me here! Me here!

Pip: (laughing) Pip's here.

Pop: Mmmm hmmm. We're both here. (laughing)

Pip: Yeah.

Hamilton Hocks: This is Hamilton right here. (laughing)

Edwina Badger: Yeah, yeah. We're here!

Hamilton Hocks: All right!

Steve: It looks like we're all here, Beast! (laughing)

Tutter: Wait, wait, wait! Tutter doesn't see Sidestep!

Tickety Tock: Oh, no! Sidestep's missing! Where could Joe be?

Periwinkle: Maybe he's feeling too grouchy to sing a song.

Edwina Badger: Sidestep's always too grouchy to sing a song!

Jack the Dog: Oh, he not grouchy. He's just Sidestep. Come on.

Ojo: I think Sidestep will sing a song. I'll talk to him.

Slippery Soap: Look here, wait, we should respect his feelings. Certainly.

Hamilton Hocks: Sidestep will sing or I'll give him noogies up the kazoo!

Pip: That's okay with me. (laughing)

Rudy the Mouse: Well, the Muppet Show Muppets are ready to rock!

Everyone: Yeah!

Mailbox: Yeah, let's rock! (laughing)

Bear: Yes, sir! I'm ready to rock! Wocka wocka! The bear is ready!

Maggie: I won't actually rock. I will join in, but I don't believe I will rock. It's not very ladylike.

Moss: Oh, hoo hoo. Luke and I are ready, right, Luke?

Luke: That's right, Moss!

Treelo: ROCK!!!! ROCK!!! ROCK!!!! ROCK!!!!!

Reggie Van Beast: No, I don't think I've ever actually been prepared to rock in my life.

Shadow: Oh, this is just like old times.

BB Cats: Yeah, we've got the whole Muppet Show band here.

Treelo: TREELO PLAYS DRUMS!!!! DRUMS!!! DRUMS!!! DRUMS!!! (panting)

Pail: Hey, music, everybody!

Mailbox: Oh, cool!

Hamilton Hocks: Ooh, the whole band. I've never worked with the Muppet Show before.

Nedley the Rabbit: Hey, we're ready. Wait, wait, wait a minute. Where's Otto Otter?

Slippery Soap: Oh, really? The Muppet Show. I, I used to watch that when it was popular.

Shovel: Hey, Beast. Don't forget about us Fraggles.

Sidetable Drawer: Hello, Beast. We're all here. All us Fraggles.

The Ferocious Beast: Oh, how can I forget the Fraggles? You guys are terrific!

Doc Hogg: Well, this is just lovely. This is going to be so much fun.

Pail: Woo hoo! Let's do it!

Shovel: Yeah, yeah!

Sidetable Drawer: You tell them, Pail!

Sidestep: Oh, those Fraggles are so cute! I can't stand it!

Everyone: Sidestep!

Doc Hogg: Sidestep.

Bear: Ah, is that Sidestep?

Reggie Van Beast: Yes, I believe that is the children's show character Sidestep.

Edwina Badger: Oh, Sidestep!

Tutter: Sidestep! Tutter knew you would come!

Sidestep: Listen, beastly face! Just exactly why did you call us all here anyway?

The Ferocious Beast: Uh, well, Sidestep, we've got a little song to sing for one of our very favorite people. Everybody got your music?

Rudy the Mouse: Yeah, yeah! Sure!

Mailbox: Yeah, we've got it!

Pail: Who needs music? Let's just sing!

Ojo: Yeah! I've got my music!

Reggie Van Beast: Um, I do not have my music. I do not want my music.

Slippery Soap: I've got my sheet of music. Yes, I have mine.

Hamilton Hocks: I'm ready.

Jack the Dog: Yeah, yeah. Got me music here!

Pip: Uh, yes. I'm prepared to wail.

Shadow: Oh, this is fantastic singing with all you guys.

Nedley the Rabbit: What key? What key?

Edwina Badger: I've got the music, but I ain't singing.

Hamilton Hocks: Edwina!

Sidetable Drawer: Oh, yeah. We're ready. We've got it. Okay, let's go!

Shadow: We hope it goes okay. This is so terribly important.

The Ferocious Beast: Then let's do it! Treelo, a drum roll, please!

Treelo: DRUM ROLL!!!! DRUM ROLL!!!! DRUM ROLL!!!!! (breathing)

The Ferocious Beast: It's the Muppet birthday song with our very special guest star, Mr. Jerry Nelson!

Everyone: Yeah!!!!

Rudy the Mouse: So cute.

Slippery Soap: Oh, this is very cute music.

Mailbox: Man, this is great! I love it! (laughing)

Reggie Van Beast: Oh, I have never liked this music!

Tutter: It's Jerry Nelson's birthday.

Yellow Jellybean: It got here awfully quick.

Tickety Tock: So we composed this tribute.

Rudy the Mouse: Though we know it ain't real slick!

Periwinkle: We simply want to tell him.

Hamilton Hocks: Without a lot of fuss!

Pop: That he is very special.

Pip: And he means the world to us.

Pop: Very good, Pip.

Pip: Thank you, Pop. (laughing)

Pail: Come on, Shovel. It's your turn!

Ferret Jetter: Yeah, go, Shovel! (laughing)

Shovel: Now Jerry is a master of many different things.

Blue: His acting is terrific!

BB Cats and Shadow : And we love the way he sings.

Pail: He's Gobo.

The Ferocious Beast: Robin.

Slippery Soap: Herry.

Purple Jellybean: Floyd.

Blue: The Count.

Mailbox: And Scred.

Shadow: And Pops.

Green Jellybean: Lew Zealand.

Edwina Badger: Trash Heap.

Hamilton Hocks: Mumford.

Steve: Wow! The list just never stops!

Everyone: Oh, Jerry's extraordinary so let's not tear him to wish him one in every way. 'Cause our friend Jerry's so great, it's scary so let's be merry and celebrate his special day.

The Ferocious Beast: Ladies and gentlemen, the Muppet Show Band.

Everyone: (cheering)

Maggie: Beast, isn't this my solo?

Jack the Dog: No, no, it's instrumental break, Maggie.

Pail: Can I break some instruments?

Blue: So who's Jerry?

Shadow: Oh, he's the cutie pie with the beard!

Tickety Tock: You know, I've always had a crush on Jerry.

Ojo: I love you, Jerry. (laughing)

Edwina Badger: Oh, yuck!

Everyone: Oh, Jerry's extraordinary so let's not tear him to wish him one in every way.

Treelo: DRUM SOLO!!!!!!!!

Everyone: 'Cause our friend Jerry's so great, it's scary so let's be merry and celebrate his special day.

Everyone: (cheering)

Pail: Whoo hoo! Let's hear it for Jerry!

Mailbox: Yeah!

Purple Kangaroo: It's Jerry Nelson's birthday, huh? And they called us old geezers? (laughing)

The Ferocious Beast: Happy birthday, Jerry!

Shadow: That was quite good, really.