The Critter House/Slice of Life

Slice of Life is the second short in PB&Jotterisnumber1's The Loud House(2016-present) spoof The Critter House.

Script
(we open on a scene from a fan-made manga comic. Leonardo and Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are conversing, and they "speak" in Rick's voice)

Leonardo: If we cannot decide who gets the triangle of power to defeat Shredder, then we must...

Raphael: BATTLE!!!

(the two turtle brothers brandish their weapons and leap toward a pizza-shaped artifact and shout "YAAAHHHHHHH!!" as the caption is spelled out)

(cut to Rick on his bed reading a fan-made manga comic online on a tablet)

Rick: Ah, nothing like a little fan-made manga-reading before dinner.

Mama Kitty: (offscreen) KIDS! PIZZA'S HERE!

(cut to an exterior view of the house, a pizza delivery truck with a sign that says "DELIVERY IN 30 MINUTES OR ELSE" is seen driving away)

(cut to Rick walking down the stairway)

Rick: In an animal family this big...

(Rick moves to the side of the stairway to avoid his siblings stampeding down, Kululun then comes sliding down the banister)

Hoppopotamus, Victoria, Hollywood Dog, Cororon, Chewy, Jelly, Stuckey, and Bingo: PIZZA!!!

Kululun: OOH, PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA, YEEES!

Rick: ...getting seconds is rare. (runs down)

(cut to a pizza box getting set down on the dining room table)

Rick: Especially when it comes to pizza.

(Rick opens the box to reveal a pizza pie. He and his siblings reach in and take out a slice each, leaving only one remaining)

Rick: With twelve slices and eleven animal siblings, there's always one slice left. Who gets the last slice? Well, that's always the problem. Let me tell you about... Rick Raccoon's ABCs to Getting the Last Slice". (the title appears as he speaks it) First, "A"; we argue.

Hoppopotamus: I'm the oldest, so I should get it!

Cororon: No way! Beauty before age!

Kululun: Oh, then I guess I should get it.

Jelly: You don't need it! You'll just eat your bubble dragon boogers instead!

Kululun: Hmm, true.

Bingo: This is bad news anyway you slice it. (laughs) Get it?

Blossom: (blows a raspberry in response to Bingo's joke)

Stuckey: I know. I'll just contact the animal spirits and have them decide.

Hollywood Dog: Dude, dinner's kinda crazy with a gloomy porcupine like you.

Chewy: Perhaps I can use my calipers to equally measure us all a piece.

Victoria: Who needs caterpillars? All we have to do is split it evenly 40/40.

(the siblings are still arguing in the background with various speech balloons indicating random objects as if they are cursing)

Rick: Arguing never works. So if we can't decide who gets the last slice, it brings us to "B"; we must...(in his imagination, Rick spins around and is enveloped in shiny rays of light, the light breaks away to reveal Rick in an anime-esque form) ...BATTLE!"

(images of fantastic anime versions of the animal siblings appear, they shout as they circle the pizza slice and jump for it)

(cut to the exterior view of the house)

Papa Kitty: (offscreen) KIDS! There's no need to fight!

(cut back to the dining room, the animals, in reality, are piled on top of each other from their fight. Papa shows them a second pizza box and opens it)

Mama Kitty: (offscreen) We got a second pizza for free!

Rick: Of course we always forget about "C"; coupons.

(the animals zip out of the scene, causing the one slice to drop to the floor, and go to enjoy their second pizza. Pause walks in, sniffs the slice and prepares to eat it, but is met with glares from Figaro, Peepi, and Baldwin. In imagination, like before, the pets assume fantastic anime forms and leap toward the slice)