Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/Fair is Fair (from Fair is Fair)

Cast

 * Zoe Pumpkin as Ernie
 * Big Bird Yellow as Bert

Lyrics
Big Bird Yellow: Okay, Zoe Pumpkin, it's time to do the dishes.

Zoe Pumpkin: Uh, Big Bird Yellow, I can't do the dishes now, because I have a ball game.

Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin, hold it. Wait. We always do the dishes together. I wash and you dry, you know that.

Zoe Pumpkin: Yes, but, Big Bird Yellow, you see, the ball game is just about to start and I gotta get my pitching all warmed up...

Big Bird Yellow: Hold it. No, Zoe Pumpkin. If I do the dishes and you play ball, that's not fair. That is unfair. Come on.

Zoe Pumpkin: Gee, well, maybe you're right, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: Yeah.

Zoe Pumpkin: Let's talk a minute about what's fair and what's unfair.

Big Bird Yellow: Okay.

Zoe Pumpkin: Now, Big Bird Yellow, if you listen to me when I talk to you, that’s fair Big Bird Yellow: Yeah, but, Zoe Pumpkin, if you don’t listen to me when I talk to you, that’s not fair. ( Zoe Pumpkin: That's true, Big Bird Yellow. ) Zoe Pumpkin and Big Bird Yellow : If we listen to each other, just because we care That’s fair, that’s fair, that’s fair

Zoe Pumpkin: Now, listen, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: What is it, Zoe Pumpkin?

Zoe Pumpkin: Well, you see, if you hide my Rubber Duckie, that’s not fair Big Bird Yellow: (laughing) Well, but if you take my paperclips without asking, that’s not fair ( Zoe Pumpkin: Mmm hmmm. ) Zoe Pumpkin and Big Bird Yellow : If we lend things to each other because we want to share That’s fair, that’s fair, that’s fair

Zoe Pumpkin and Big Bird Yellow : Fair is fair, it makes me glad Unfair is unfair, it makes me mad

Big Bird Yellow: Hey, Zoe Pumpkin, this is exciting. Us thinking about fair and unfair things.

Zoe Pumpkin: (spoken) Okay, well, here's another one, Big Bird Yellow. (singing) If it’s your turn to wash the clothes, and you do, that’s fair Big Bird Yellow: Yeah, that's true. But Zoe Pumpkin, if it’s your turn to wash the clothes, and you go play ball, that’s not fair ( Zoe Pumpkin: Mmm hmmm. ) Zoe Pumpkin and Big Bird Yellow : If we do the wash and hang it up to dry out in the air That’s fair, that’s fair, that’s fair

Big Bird Yellow: If you play the radio so loud that I can’t sleep Zoe Pumpkin and Big Bird Yellow : And someone makes a promise that they don’t keep Not fair, not fair, not fair

Big Bird Yellow: Not fair, Zoe Pumpkin. Not fair. Not fair. Zoe Pumpkin: Not fair at all, Big Bird Yellow. Not fair. Big Bird Yellow: You know why, huh?

Zoe Pumpkin and Big Bird Yellow : Fair is fair, it makes me glad Unfair is unfair, it makes me mad

Fair is… Fair is…. Fa ir

Big Bird Yellow: Okay, Zoe Pumpkin, I'll wash the dishes and you'll dry them.

Zoe Pumpkin: Okay, Big Bird Yellow. Bye, bye.

Big Bird Yellow: Wait, hold it! Where are you going?

Zoe Pumpkin: Well, I've gonna play my ball game.

Big Bird Yellow: Zoe Pumpkin, we've just had a long talk about what is fair. Now fair is that I'll wash the dishes and you'll dry the dishes.

Zoe Pumpkin: Big Bird Yellow, I'll dry the dishes as soon as I come back from my ball game.

Big Bird Yellow: Oh, Zoe Pumpkin. By that time, they'll be already dried.

Zoe Pumpkin: Oh, really? (laughing) See you later, Big Bird Yellow.

Big Bird Yellow: (groans)