Muppets/(A Monster Went and) Ate My Red Two (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Beard as Elvis Costello
 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
 * Animal as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Beard: Oh, I want to count to ten now. But it's something I can't do. Because I don't have all the numbers. No, a monster went and ate my red 2. And when I heard him shouting cowabunga, that's when I knew that my counting was through. And I can't count higher now the monster went and ate my red 2.

Rizzo the Rat: Oh-oh!

Beard: He was watching while I counted to one. I was smiling because counting's so much fun.

Animal: COWABUNGA!

Beard: But he took my two, and then he ate it for his lunch. Now my counting's over before it's begun. Oh, I'm feeling so sad, now.

Rizzo the Rat: Hey, why is that?

Beard: Because my number got chewed.

Rizzo the Rat: That's too bad.

Beard: There are tears in my eyes.

Rizzo the Rat: Mr. Beard was sad.

Beard: Now I'm crying, boo-hoo. Will I ever count to ten now that a monster went and ate my red 2.

Rizzo the Rat: Oh-oh.

Beard: Rizzo said...

Rizzo the Rat: Don't worry, Rizzo knows what to do.

Beard: He ran right out and came back with my another two.

Rizzo's friend Mr. Beard can start counting once again.

Beard: And with this brand-new two, I can count up to ten. Now I'm feeling so happy. I feel like shouting ya-hoo!

Animal: And me still feeling hungry. Cowabunga!

Rizzo the Rat: Animal went and ate the new red two.

Beard: Oh, when I heard him shouting cowabunga, that's when I knew that my counting was through. And I can't count higher now the monster went and ate my red 2.

Beard and Rizzo the Rat : Red two.

Beard: A monster went and ate my red two.

Beard and Rizzo the Rat : Red two.

Beard: A monster went and ate my red two.

Beard and Rizzo the Rat : Red two.

Beard: A monster went and ate my red two.

Beard and Rizzo the Rat : Red two.

Beard and Rizzo the Rat : A monster went and ate my red two.