Muppet Time/Song Title (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Icky No-No as Mr. Munch
 * Milton as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Robin the Frog as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Scary Mary as Helen Henny
 * Do Re Mi Monster as Pasqually

Lyrics
Icky No-No: Oh, Milton. It's hopeless. Robin needs this new song today and we've got nothing.

Milton: Come on, Icky. We can't give up!

Icky No-No: Oh, what are we going to do?

Robin the Frog: Hey, guys!

Icky No-No and Milton : Aaa hhhh!!!

Icky No-No: Uh, hi, Robin.

Robin the Frog: How's the new song going?

Icky No-No: Uh, it's going.

Milton: Yeah, boss, uh, it's a real humdinger.

Robin the Frog: Awesome! Tell me about it!

Icky No-No: Well, it's, uh, it's in B minor and it's 4/4 or common time and...

Robin the Frog: No, no. What's it called?

Icky No-No: Uh, it's called "Song Title!"

Robin the Frog: Song Title. Well, it delivers what it promises. May I hear it?

Icky No-No: Oh, good, Milton, he wants to hear it! (laughing) Oh, let me see, uh, B minor. Uh...

Robin the Frog: Hey! That's pretty good!

Icky No-No: Yeah! Uh, take it, Milton!

Milton: What? Uh... Went outside 'cause the sun was shining, Icky?

Icky No-No: Uh, then I went back inside because it was too hot! Go.

Milton: Uh, something happened that was really awesome.

Icky No-No: Uh, so I had some chocolate milk and I sat on the couch.

Milton: Duh, duh, duh and something something.

Icky No-No: Come on, Milton. You can do better than that.

Milton: I think he's onto us. What do we do now?

Icky No-No: Just keep singing with me till he goes away.

Icky No-No and Milton: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Robin the Frog: Song Title.

Icky No-No: Yeah! What did you think?

Robin the Frog: I think it just sound like you're making it up as you go along.

Icky No-No: What?!

Milton: Aw, why would you say that?

Robin the Frog: Look, you didn't come up with anything. That's okay. We could just do "In the Future" or "Dancin' Kitten" again, I guess.

Milton: Wait, Robin, you haven't heard the rest of the song yet.

Robin the Frog: You mean there's more?

Milton: You bet there is. Hit it, Icky! There are the lyrics to the second verse.

Icky No-No: Even if you think that we're making them up!

Milton: We'll sing the song for you anytime.

Icky No-No: And it looks like it's about a quarter to three.

Milton: This door is for emergency use only.

Icky No-No: A big pile of costumes, a phone and a mop!

Milton: Nothing's written on this piece of paper.

Icky No-No: A frog looks around and shakes his head.

Icky No-No and Milton: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Robin the Frog: Okay, okay. You guys are clearly making this up as you go. I mean it's silly. It's ridiculous.

Scary Mary: Guys, we heard your song from the other room. It's incredible!

Icky No-No and Milton : Real ly?

Do Re Mi Monster: Oh, yes! So innovative! I really like how the verses don't-a rhyme or make any sense!

Scary Mary: It's just perfect!

Do Re Mi Monster: What are we waiting for? Let's-a go perform! (laughing)

Milton: Yeah!

Scary Mary: I like pizza and playing games.

Do Re Mi Monster: I was kinda sleepy, but now I'm not!

Scary Mary: Pictures of puppies can make me smile.

Do Re Mi Monster: My mom holds my hand when we ride the bus.

Icky No-No: Fur is green except when it isn't.

Milton: Today's not my birthday, but I wish it was.

Scary Mary: 47 is a pretty big number!

Do Re Mi Monster: I'm looking at my feet because I like my shoes.

Everyone: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title. You'll never can go wrong with Song Title.