Mr. Conductor Meets Nature Cat

Based on Mr. Conductor's Adventures Movies and TV series, Mr. Conductor Meets Nature Cat is a crossover series that features George Carlin as Mr. Conductor in the Nature Cat TV series from PBS Kids. Each 11-minute episode have one Thomas story. Only stories from Seasons 1-6 are used. No stories from Season 7-onwards allowed.

Minor Guest Stars

 * Mr. Conductor's Cousin (Ringo Starr) []
 * Princess Luna [Star Gazers, Call It a Night]
 * Stacy Jones (flashback only) [Fall for Hal]

Thomas Story Ideas for the future

 * James and the Trouble With Trees [for Earth Day Today]
 * Rusty Saves the Day [for Earth Day Every Day]
 * A Better View for Gordon [for Kingdom of Rotting Log]
 * Saved From Scrap [for Kingdom of Rotting Log]
 * Down the Mine [for Can You Dig It?]
 * The Trouble With Mud [for Mud Love]
 * Special Funnel [for Call It a Night]
 * The Flying Kipper [for Call It a Night]
 * Bull's Eyes [for Woodpecker Picks A Place]
 * Baa! [for Woodpecker Picks A Place]
 * Wrong Road [for Here Comes The Sun]
 * Percy Proves a Point [for The Great Grasshopper Race]
 * Henry's Special Coal [for Fall for Hal]
 * Thomas and the Special Letter [for Playground-Palooza]
 * Four Little Engines [for Small But Big]
 * James Goes Buzz Buzz [for an episode that involves about bees]
 * Thomas Gets Tricked [for an episode about Nature Cat's very first day in the neighborhood]
 * Thomas Goes Fishing [for an episode that involves fishing]
 * Fish [for an episode that involves fish]
 * Scaredy Engines [for a Halloween episode]
 * Percy's Ghostly Trick [for an episode that involves ghosts]
 * Duncan Gets Spooked [for an episode that involves Nature Cat being terrified again]
 * Thomas, Percy and the Dragon [for an episode that involves with a dragon or something else scary]
 * Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure [for a Thanksgiving episode]
 * Thomas' Christmas Party [for a Christmas special]
 * Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree [for a Christmas special]
 * Lady Hatt's Birthday Party [for a birthday episode]
 * Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party [for an episode involving a big party]
 * Gordon and the Gremlin [for an episode that involves dogs]
 * Thomas and the Rumors [for an episode that involves rumors]
 * Salty's Secret [for an episode that involves pirates]
 * Thomas Meets the Queen [for an episode about someone really special coming to visit]
 * Horrid Lorry [for an episode that involves about three mean characters]
 * Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach [for an episode that involves about fire]
 * Granpuff and Sleeping Beauty [for an full half-hour episode about someone special leaving]
 * Thomas Comes to Breakfast [for an episode that involves breakfast]
 * Rusty Helps Peter Sam [for an episode where one of the main characters (mostly Nature Cat) is really hurt]
 * Gordon Takes a Tumble [for an episode where where one of the main characters (mostly Nature Cat) is really hurt]
 * Diesel's Devious Deed and A Close Shave for Duck [for an full half-hour episode about Nature Cat getting blamed for something]
 * Diesel Does It Again [for an episode that involves a big bully bulling Nature Cat, Hal, Daisy and Squeeks]
 * A New Friend for Thomas [for an episode about making a new friend]
 * Mind That Bike! [for an episode that involves bicycles]
 * Percy and the Signal [for an episode when Nature Cat, Hal, Daisy and Squeeks got tricked by something or someone]
 * Double Teething Troubles [for an episode about an animal who has a problem with itself]
 * Harvey to the Rescue [for an episode about an animal who is upset about its appearance]
 * Something in the Air [for an episode about the ocean and whales]
 * Percy's Chocolate Crunch [for an episode about a really big messy mess]
 * Toby and the Flood [for an episode about a major flood]
 * Steamroller [for an episode that involves about Nature Cat and Ronald's rivalry]
 * Bye George! [for an episode that involves about something or someone causing grief for Nature Cat, Hal, Daisy and Squeeks]
 * Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday [for an episode about Nature Cat, Hal, Daisy and Squeeks going on a vacation]
 * The World's Strongest Engine [for an episode about a very strong animal]
 * Thomas and the Jet Engine [for an episode about a very fast animal]
 * Donald's Duck [for an episode about one of the main characters (mostly Nature Cat) found a baby animal and taking care of it]
 * A Scarf for Percy [for an episode about one of the main characters (mostly Nature Cat) wanting something]
 * Bertie's Chase [for an episode that involves about a chase of some sorts]
 * The Fogman [for an episode that involves fog]
 * Whistles and Sneezes [for an episode that involves sneezing]
 * Busy Going Backwards [for an episode that involves going backwards]
 * Double Trouble [for an episode where where two of the main characters (mostly Nature Cat and Hal) are having an argument and stopped talking to each other]
 * One Good Turn [for an episode where where two of the main characters (mostly Nature Cat and Hal) are having an argument and stopped talking to each other]
 * Twin Trouble [for an episode where where two of the main characters (mostly Nature Cat and Hal) are having an argument and stopped talking to each other]

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel (George Carlin, Heartthrob Hamster)
 * 2) Toby's Discovery (Alec Baldwin, Astronuts)

Quote 1 from Heartthrob Hamster

 * Squeeks: Now I see who Sir Galahad really is. He is not a good hamster!
 * Nature Cat: No, he’s not, Squeeks.
 * Mr. Conductor: I couldn’t said it better myself. In fact, from my point of view, I believe Sir Galahad did sound and act a lot like Diesel when he first came to the Island of Sodor.
 * Squeeks: Who’s Diesel?
 * Nature Cat: And what did he do, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean I haven’t told you guys about Diesel? I suppose I haven’t. Very well. (He blows his whistle and the story, Pop Goes the Diesel begins)
 * After the story...
 * Squeeks: Wow... the way Diesel acted really was just like Sir Galahad.
 * Nature Cat: Yes indeed, Squeeks. And we need to bring Sir Galahad to justice.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon Takes a Dip (Muck Amok)
 * 2) The Diseasel (Follow Those Footprints)

Quote 1 from Muck Amok

 * Nature Cat: Trouble, huh? (sniffs) I’ll tell you what the trouble is. This mud-stuff stinks! (sniffs) Ewww! I am sorry, but that is just not right. (gags)
 * Mr. Conductor: Nature Cat, I guess that this is the way that marshes are meant to be, but you know something, this marsh in particular really reminds me of that ditch that Gordon fell into and stayed in there for a while one time.
 * Nature Cat: Ewww! I bet Gordon got all dirty, gross and stinky from that disgusting ditch! (gags)
 * Squeeks: Do you think you can tell us that story while we wait for my cousin to get here?
 * Mr. Conductor: Sure I can, Squeeks. Come on, guys, and I’ll tell you all about what happened to Gordon when he fell into a ditch. (He blows his whistle and the story, Gordon Takes a Dip begins)
 * After the story…
 * Nature Cat: I knew it. Ewww! I knew Gordon would be all careless and falling into that ditch and came out all, dirty, gross and stinky. (gags)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Runaway (George Carlin, Breezy Rider)
 * 2) Haunted Henry (Alec Baldwin, Swamp Thing)

Quote 1 from Swamp Thing

 * Daisy: Ahem, oh, Nature Cat? This way.
 * Nature Cat: Oh, right! No, I was just going to circle back around and meet up with you on the other side, but I suppose I-- Hey, wait for me! (runs and catches up with Mr. Conductor)
 * Mr. Conductor: Nature Cat, I must say so that you certainly are very terrified of Swamp Thing and being here at the swamp to find it.
 * Nature Cat: Honestly, Mr. Conductor, I really am. Have the engines on the Island of Sodor ever faced anything like this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, there was the time when Henry encountered something scary and mysterious on an old line in the dark once. I’ll never forget it. Neither will he. I’ll tell you all about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Haunted Henry begins)
 * After the story...
 * Nature Cat: I certainly am glad and relieved that Henry’s mystery has finally cleared up and he is not spooked anymore.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, but I think you need to face your own fears and help the others finding out about Swamp Thing being real or not.
 * Nature Cat: Well, the truth is, I’m still scared of doing this and Swamp Thing himself.
 * Mr. Conductor: You just have to try, Nature Cat, or else we will never figure out this mystery. (runs off after Daisy, Hal and Squeeks)
 * Nature Cat: Well, I must admit you are right, Mr. C, facing my fears is more important and being brave is an important thing about me, but I suppose I-- (notices Mr. Conductor catching up with the others) Hey, wait for me!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bulgy (George Carlin, The Treasure of Bad Dog Bart)
 * 2) Faulty Whistles (Alec Baldwin, Pet Sounds)

Quote 1 from The Treasure of Bad Dog Bart

 * Nature Cat: Wait-- I mean, let's not be rash. After all, Bad Dog Bart is a bad dog, and, uh, kind of a cat.
 * Daisy: But think how amazing it would be to find all the stolen toys and bones and return them all.
 * Nature Cat: True. Very compelling argument, Daisy. It's just that his name is "Bad Dog Bart", so he must be pretty bad.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed and I think that Bad Dog Bart has been playing the Bully Game.
 * Nature Cat: Um, what’s the Bully Game?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you see, there are some people who push other people around because it makes them feel important. It’s a mean sort of game that bullies play.
 * Nature Cat: And Bad Dog Bart is incredibly mean. But now I was thinking, aren't there any other bullies besides Diesel on the Island of Sodor, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh yes, Nature Cat, even on the Island of Sodor besides Diesel. I think it's time I told you about Bulgy. (He blows his whistle and the story, Bulgy begins)
 * After the story...
 * Nature Cat: So just like Bad Dog Bart, Bulgy really did steal all those passengers from Duck?
 * Mr. Conductor: He sure did, Nature Cat, and he did lie and he did make fun of the engines and that's another way of being a bully.
 * Nature Cat: Yes, and both Bulgy and Bad Dog Bart got what they deserved after the bad things they have done. But now after that story, I still don’t think I want to find that stolen loot at all.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Learns a Lesson (Cave Conundrum)
 * 2) Henry and the Elephant (Daisy's Colossal Fossil)

Trivia

 * In Daisy's Colossal Fossil, the Thomas story, "Henry and the Elephant" is told in Daisy's fantasy.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Elizabeth the Vintage Quarry Truck (Alec Baldwin, There's Gold in Them Thar Hills)
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race (George Carlin, Nature Cat and Mr. Hide)

Quote 1 from Nature Cat and Mr. Hide

 * Nature Cat: Yes, I am a little nervous.
 * Daisy: You'll be fine, Nature Cat.
 * Mr. Conductor: Daisy's right, Nature Cat. You certainly won't win with that attitude. Imagine if Thomas had felt like that in his famous race against Bertie.
 * Nature Cat: Did Thomas win? Oh, please tell me that story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: I will! (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and Bertie's Great Race begins)
 * After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: After the race, Thomas and Bertie became ever faster friends. Get it? That’s a joke. Race, faster friends.
 * Nature Cat: Yeah and I really am glad that Thomas won the race. It took a lot of guts and speed to beat that little red bus Bertie, but I’m still nervous.
 * Mr. Conductor: Nature Cat, I knew you can win the Neighborhood Hide 'N' Seek Championship, Cat Edition. You’ve been training and practicing for this so hard now and you’ve have got what it takes.
 * Daisy: Mr. Conductor's right, Nature Cat.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty to the Rescue (George Carlin, Where Have All the Butterflies Gone)
 * 2) Toby Had a Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin, For The Birdies)

Quote 1 from For The Birdies

 * Nature Cat: Ah, birdies are such majestic creatures. I wish there was something I could do to show my appreciation for these fine feathered friends of ours.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Nature Cat, you can be helpful to the birds just like how Toby was really helpful when he went to save the lambs that are stranded in a terrible snowstorm.
 * Nature Cat: Intriguing. Tell me more.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Nature Cat, I’d be happy to tell you more! (He blows his whistle and the story, Toby Had a Little Lamb begins)
 * After the story...
 * Nature Cat: That’s so wonderful that Toby really cares for the cute little lambs and really helps and saves them from the stormy winter weather. I wish I can do the same thing, only for the birdies.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Takes the Plunge (George Carlin, Stream and Shout)
 * 2) Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin, Hal's Day Off)

Quote 1 from Hal's Day Off

 * Nature Cat: Never fear, Hal! We’re here to save-- you?! (gasps) Where's Hal?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh dear, oh my, oh dear!
 * Squeeks: Hal!
 * Daisy: Man, oh man, where'd he go?
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't know, but I just hope that Hal will be very careful all by himself out here in the big city, it is very dangerous out here and you never know what other kind of dangers can lurk out here in the city. Stepney learned about that once.
 * Nature Cat: Really? What happened to Stepney?
 * Mr. Conductor: I suppose I'll tell you guys about when Stepney Got Lost. (He blows his whistle and the story, Stepney Gets Lost begins)
 * After the story...
 * Mr. Conductor: So as you can see, Hal must best be careful here in the big city, otherwise he'll end up like what almost happened to Stepney.
 * Daisy: Yeah! At least, he won't get scrapped by diesels!
 * Nature Cat: Now that really was a very scary story, Mr. Conductor and I thought Stepney was almost done for!
 * Squeeks: Me too!
 * Daisy: Me three! But now where did Hal go?

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Come Out, Henry! (Tally Ho! A Rainbow)
 * 2) Train Stops Play (Travelin' Seeds)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Foolish Freight Cars (Ants Revolution)
 * 2) Henry to the Rescue (Tide Pool Tough)

Quote 1 from Ants Revolution

 * Hal: Oh, I just love ants! Don’t you?
 * Mr. Conductor: I do like ants, but I just do know they are not like the Foolish Freight Cars that are causing trouble on the Island of Sodor.
 * Hal: Foolish whats?
 * Daisy: What are you talking about, Mr. Conductor?
 * Nature Cat: They are causing trouble for one of the engines one time?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you three about it and you will find out. (He blows his whistle and the story, Foolish Freight Cars begins)
 * After the story...
 * Nature Cat: Whoa ho-ho-ho!
 * Daisy: At least, James was able to stop them.
 * Hal: But these ants won’t like those Foolish Freight Cars, right?

Quote 1 from Tide Pool Tough

 * Mr. Conductor: (appears with his surfboard) Having troubles, Nature Cat?
 * Nature Cat: Yes I do, Mr. Conductor. (sings the song “The Surf Is Up” and sighs as it ends)
 * Mr. Conductor: I see, Nature Cat. You still have your lifetime fear of water and it was preventing you from surfing with Hal, Daisy and Squeeks.
 * Nature Cat: (sighs sadly) Yep. Hey, can’t you use your magic to get rid of my fear of water?
 * Mr. Conductor: Being afraid is one of those things that can’t be magiced away. We have to face our fears and overcome them. Even engines are scared sometimes.
 * Nature Cat: You mean when Henry was afraid of the rain?
 * Mr. Conductor: Exactly.
 * Nature Cat: Is there really a happy ending to his story when he got bricked up in that tunnel?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed. Why don’t I tell you all about it? Maybe it will help you forget about being afraid of the water. (He blows his whistle and the story, Henry to the Rescue begins)
 * After the story...
 * Nature Cat: Henry got of the tunnel and he wasn’t afraid of the rain anymore!
 * Mr. Conductor: That’s because he learned there was nothing to be afraid of and because he had some help from his friends.
 * Nature Cat: Uh, speaking of help, thanks for Henry’s happy ending, but... I’m still afraid of the water. So I think it’s not helping me. I’m sorry.
 * Mr. Conductor: That’s OK, Nature Cat. We’ll just have to think of something else of how to overcome your fear of the water so you and I could surf with our friends.
 * Nature Cat: Yeah, but how? (sighs)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Forest (George Carlin, Hooray, It's Arbor Day)
 * 2) Jack Frost (Alec Baldwin, Goodnight, Gracie)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Big Day for Thomas (Love You, Michael Bluejáy)
 * 2) James in a Mess (Ze Worm Whisperer)

Quote 1 from Ze Worm Whisperer

 * Nature Cat: Worms? Why it'd have to be worms?
 * Mr. Conductor: Say, Nature Cat. Is something the matter? You must be scared and grossed out when you're around the worms and hearing the word "worm".
 * Nature Cat: Well, between you and me, Mr. Conductor, I really am scared of worms and I mean, really scared!
 * Mr. Conductor: But worms are nothing to be scared of and grossed out about, Nature Cat. Like your friends said, worms are good for the soil.
 * Nature Cat: I know, but I really dislike them. I really find them yucky, dirty and slimy and stuff like that.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Nature Cat, if I don’t know any better, you're acting and sounding just like James when he was really rude to Toby and Henrietta about them being dirty, only to ending up himself covered in tar.
 * Nature Cat: How can James and I have the same problem and what do you mean covered in tar?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me show you what I mean. (He blows his whistle and the story, James in a Mess begins)
 * After the story...
 * Nature Cat: Mr. Conductor, did you think I'll end up like James did, you know, maybe I'll crash into some tar wagons and get covered in tar?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, not exactly. But I have a feeling you'll get turn around like James did.
 * Nature Cat: You mean, like James stopped being mean and grossed out about Toby and started to be nice to him and Henrietta.
 * Mr. Conductor: Exactly, and I think that once you did that, you would overcome your dislike of worms and help your friends and ze Worm Whisperer find more of them for Daisy's new garden.
 * Nature Cat: Uh, I don’t know.
 * Mr. Conductor: You just have to try, my friend, and I know that you can do it. (disappears)
 * Nature Cat: (to himself) No I can't and won’t.

Trivia

 * In Love You, Michael Bluejáy, it is revealed that Michael Bluejáy is an old friend of Mr. Conductor.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train (George Carlin, Happy Halentine's Day!)
 * 2) Snow (Alec Baldwin, The Groundhog Way)

Quote 1 from Happy Halentine's Day!

 * Nature Cat: (to Squeeks) You know us so well.
 * Hal: How about you, Mr. Conductor? Do you have something to give us for Valentine's Day?
 * Mr. Conductor: You bet I do. Because you four are my friends, I have something to share with you as my Valentine's Day present for you.
 * Daisy: Can we guess?
 * Mr. Conductor: Go ahead.
 * Nature Cat: (after thinking for a moment) A Thomas Story?
 * Mr. Conductor: Right you are, Nature Cat. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train begins)
 * After the story...
 * Nature Cat: So on the Island of Sodor, the mail still goes by train?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed it does, Nature Cat.
 * Hal: Even Valentine's Day cards and flowers and candy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Certainly.
 * Nature Cat: Well, thank you for the story and Happy Valentine Day, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're welcome and Happy Valentine's Day to all to you, too!

Quote 1 from The Groundhog Way

 * Nature Cat: What am I gonna do now? I can't let the neighborhood animals down!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, if I were you, Nature Cat, I'd be really wise about predictions about everything.
 * Nature Cat: What do you mean, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because all of this reminds me of what happened to Skarloey when he caught in an avalanche by some freight cars and managed to survive it.
 * Nature Cat: How could Skarloey make predictions about that and how did he survive it?
 * Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you what happened and you will find out. (He blows his whistle and the story, Snow begins)
 * After the story...
 * Nature Cat: You were right, Mr. Conductor. The predictions about that avalanche really did all came true and I’m glad that Skarloey survive it thanks to that igloo around him. But how am I going to predict about the weather?!

Trivia

 * In Happy Halentine's Day!, Mr. Conductor tells the Thomas story "Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train" to Nature Cat, Hal, Daisy and Squeeks as his Valentine's Day present to them.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape (Star Gazers)
 * 2) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (A Jump to Remember)

Quote 1 from Star Gazers

 * Nature Cat: Not on our watch, Shirley! The Star Gazers will help you get home.
 * Shirley: Really?
 * Mr. Conductor: That’s true, Shirley, and asking for help is always a smart thing to do, think what would have happened to Oliver if he didn’t ask Douglas for help.
 * Shirley: I have two questions: First, who are Oliver and Douglas and second, how did that go?
 * Nature Cat: I think you should listen and let him tell you what happened, Shirley.
 * Princess Luna: Yes, Mr. Conductor’s stories are always special to listen and always help us through and always have an answer to almost everything.
 * Mr. Conductor: Nature Cat and Princess Luna are right. Just listen and I’ll tell you the story. (He blows his whistle and the story, Escape begins)
 * After the story…
 * Nature Cat: Wow, talk about a great rescue! And just like what Douglas did for Oliver, we’re going to help you get home in time for your mommy’s birthday party, Shirley.
 * Princess Luna: Yes, don’t worry, little one. We’ll get you home in time.
 * Shirley: Thank you and thank you for that story, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Shirley.
 * Shirley: Now, how can we figure out about finding my home?

Quote 1 from A Jump to Remember

 * Nature Cat: But they’re coming today. I’m not ready!
 * Mr. Conductor: Nature Cat, calm down. It may be possible for you to do the ski jump to get in the Animal Book of World Records, but this does remind me of when Gordon tried to break a world record of his own.
 * Nature Cat: What kind of record that Gordon is trying to break?
 * Mr. Conductor: It was the Famous Visitor’s world record of going 100 mph. Gordon tried to beat his record, but only to have his dome blown off.
 * Nature Cat: Really? How did all that happen to Gordon?
 * Mr. Conductor: I was about to tell you about it, Nature Cat. (He blows his whistle and the story, Gordon and the Famous Visitor begins)
 * After the story…
 * Nature Cat: Boy, I do feel very sorry for Gordon. Not being able to break the Famous Visitor’s record and losing his dome like that while to trying to do it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes and Gordon has learned a good lesson right there. Jealousy is one thing you don’t want to practice.
 * Nature Cat: True that, Mr. C.
 * Mr. Conductor: And I know you can beat the record of the ski jump and be in the Animal Book of World Records. At least, you don’t have to worry about blowing your own dome off.
 * Nature Cat: (panics) But still I’m not ready!

Trivia

 * Princess Luna guest stars in Star Gazers and the Thomas story, "Escape" is told in Nature Cat's dream.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) (Earth Day Today)
 * 2) (Earth Day Every Day)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) (Kingdom of Rotting Log)
 * 2) (Can You Dig It?)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) (Mud Love)
 * 2) (Call It a Night)

Trivia

 * Princess Luna guest stars in Call It a Night.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) (Woodpecker Picks A Place)
 * 2) (Here Comes The Sun)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) (The Great Grasshopper Race)
 * 2) (Fall for Hal)

Trivia

 * In Fall for Hal, references to, and a flashback of, the Shining Time Station episode, Achoo! are used.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) (Playground-Palooza)
 * 2) (Small But Big)

Also See

 * Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales of Nature Cat
 * Nature Cat Visits Shining Time Station