Christmas Rules

Christmas Rules is a song that occured in The Little Adventures of Bruno Christmas special, A Very Bruno Navidad. This song explains all about the meanings of Christmas and enjoyments and torments.

Lyrics
Bruno Cortez: Christmas time is here There's a tingle in the air Jhack Lemon: I sat on a park benchAnd froze my derriere Miracle Grohe: We're all hanging stockings, drinking cocoaOMG It's snowing! Larry Littlejunk: ''Santa's bringin' tons of loot 'And we got Christmas spirit blowin

Bruno: It's the time of year We try to drop our negativity Jhack: I just dropped a glitter bomb To make the town more Christmasy Ricardo Perez: Christmas time can be so hectic Shopping malls can b-b-be so rough Rodolfo Madruga: But it's the best of all the holidays Because we get new stuff!

Miracle: I got sick on Halloween Helen Klench: New Year's was an awful scene Bruno: And Thanksgiving was a snore Yori & Ori Roman: Christmas, Christmas, we want more Ami Onukia: Yuletide by the fireplace Jhack: I am gonna stuff my face Saburo Onukia: Punch the clock and close the school  That's the reason Christmas-Everyone: RULES!

Bruno: All the buildings look like igloos Jhack: White, majestic winter castles Ori: We can wear our Christmas sweaters Yori: And our cool-offs with gold tassels! Saburo: This is why Christmas is great! Ennis Hofftard: This ain't no time to playa hate Ricardo: All you gotta have is faith Jhack: What a lovely Christmas wraith Bruno: You mean "wreath"? Jhack: No, I mean "wraith".

(A wraith dressed as Santa flies over the city on a dragon)

Ricardo: AH-HA-HA!

Willard Deutschebog:: My howiday depwession has been wifted by this wovewy sight Ori:: How can one be sad with 50,000 watts of Christmas light?

Miracle: There's so many holidays Merch and I with Harbor Day! Helen: I just know I work that day Gimme Christmas any day Andrew LeGustambos: Yuletide by the fireplace Jhack & Ricardo: (mouths full) I am gonna stuff my face Saburo: Punch the clock and close the schools Kids: That's the reason Christmas- Everyone: RULES!

Miracle: I love all the shiny balls Sue Sezno: Children bouncing off the walls Ennis: Blinkin' lights we got on sale Larry: Silver tinsel by the bail Bruno: Semi-frozen river skating Willard: Candy cane self-medicating Jhack: Taking back gifts that we hate Ricardo: Fifteen pounds of winter weight Miracle: Fluffy quilts with Christmas cats Ennis: Ten pound Russian winter hats Yori: Fruitcakes that are gluten free Ori: Eggnog by the gallon WEEEEEE! Jhack: Brand new cars with giant bows Toshiro Onukia: Holiday themed laser shows Naru Roman: Roasted chicken, Christmas trees Rodolfo: Cheddar cheese nativities.

Everybody: ''CHRISTMAS KARAOKE BUS.  HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO US!!!''

Cast

 * Mona Marshall - Hector Juan Julio "Bruno" Cortez
 * Andrew Rannells - Jhack Lemon
 * Kristen Chenoweth - Miracle Grohe
 * Jason Bateman - Larry Littlejunk
 * Samuel Vincent - Ricardo Perez
 * Donald Glover - Rodolfo Madruga
 * Cheri Oteri - Helen Klench
 * Rob Paulsen - Yori Roman
 * Jess Harnell - Ori Roman
 * Janice Kawaye - Ami Onukia
 * Jordan Nagai - Saburo Onukia
 * Will Forte - Ennis Hofftard
 * Henry Winkler - Willard Deutschebog
 * Nick Kroll - Andrew LeGustambos
 * Kenan Thompson - Sue Sezno
 * Daisuke Suzuki - Toshiro Onukia
 * Tress MacNeilie - Naru Roman
 * Tom Kenny - Muhammad Sabeen Happy Fa-ac Nuabar

Trivia

 * This features the most and debut singing roles for the characters in The Little Adventures of Bruno. The only characters from that series that did not appear is Zoe Pescadillo, Alan Ramirez, Dondes Valges and Salmon Rushty.
 * The only characters from the original Bruno series that returned for the song is Jhack Lemon, Ami Onukia and Toshiro Onukia.
 * Toshiro Onukia spoke his English lines for the first time which as difficult because Daisuke Suzuki (his actor) is not fluent in the English language, only Japanese.
 * Ami, once again, sings in perfect English and not Japanese.
 * On the latest parts, Yori and Ori's singing parts are in British accents mimicking Paulsen and Harnell's roles as Mac & Tosh on The Looney Tunes Show on Cartoon Network.
 * Despite not having big lines, Happy did sing at the end (his actor Tom Kenny's voice can be heard).