Angel's Chase and Other Adventures

Angel's Chase and Other Adventures is a My Little Pony/Thomas parody of the fan-made Thomas and Friends US video, Bertie's Chase and Other Adventures. It features three second season episodes, three third season episodes, one fourth season episode and two fifth season episodes narrated by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin, and a song.

Cast

 * Spike as Thomas
 * Shining Armor as Edward
 * Filthy Rich as Henry
 * Big Macintosh as Gordon
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Braeburn as Toby
 * Soarin as Duck
 * Night Light as Donald
 * Hondo Flanks as Douglas
 * Dr. Hooves as Oliver
 * Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey
 * The Buffaloes as The Coaches
 * Changelings as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Unnamed Fillies as The Narrow Gauge Coaches
 * Featherweight as Terence
 * Angel as Bertie
 * Gummy as Trevor
 * Owlowiscious as Harold
 * Gustave Le Grand as Cranky
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Goldie Delicious as Mrs. Kyndley
 * Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas (does not speak)
 * Hamm (from Toy Story) as Sir Handel (does not speak)
 * Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam (does not speak)
 * Apple Bloom as Annie (cameo)
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (cameo)
 * Scootaloo as Henrietta (cameo)
 * Lightning Dust as Tiger Moth (I know, Lightning Dust is female) (does not speak)
 * Dr. Caballeron as The Spiteful Breakvan (mentioned)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Episodes

 * 1) Angel's Chase
 * 2) Saved from Scrap
 * 3) The Deputation
 * 4) Filthy Rich's Forest
 * 5) The Trouble with Mud
 * 6) Shining Armor, Gummy and the Really Useful Party
 * 7) Four Little Toys
 * 8) A Big Surprise for Pipsqueak
 * 9) Make Someone Happy

Song

 * Let's Have a Race

Angel's Chase
Narrator: "One morning, Shining Armor was waiting to pick up passengers from Spike."

Shining Armor: "Peep! Peep! We're late. Where is Spike? He doesn't usually make us wait."

Shining Armor's Fireman: "Oh dear. What can the matter be?"

Narrator: "Sang the fireman."

Shining Armor's Fireman: "Johnny's so long at..."

Shining Armor's Driver: "Never you mind about Johnny!"

Narrator: "Laughed the driver."

Shining Armor's Driver: "Just you climb up on top and look for Spike.

Can you see him?"

Shining Armor's Fireman: "No."

Narrator: "Replied the fireman."

Shining Armor's Fireman: "There's Angel in a terroring hurry. No need to bother with him though. Likely, he's on a coach tour or something."

Narrator: "He clambered down."

Angel: "Stop, stop! I've got Spike's passengers!"

Narrator: "Wailed Angel, roaring up to the gates. It was no good. Shining Armor was gone."

Angel: "Bother!"

Narrator: "Said Angel."

Angel: "Bother Spike's fireman not coming to work today. Why did I promise to help the passengers catch their ride?"

Angel's Driver: "That will do, Angel."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Angel's Driver: "A promise is a promise and we must keep it."

Angel: "I'll catch Shining Armor or bust."

Narrator: "Said Angel."

Angel: "Oh my feet."

Narrator: "He groaned, toiling up the hill."

Angel: "I'll never be the same rabbit again. Hurray, hurray! I see him."

Narrator: "Cheered Angel, as he reached the top."

Angel: "Oh, no! Shining Armor's at the station. No, he's stopped at a crossing. Hurray, hurray!"

Narrator: "Angel tore down the hill."

Passengers: "Well done, Angel!"

Narrator: "Shouted his passengers."

Passengers: "Go it!"

Narrator: "Angel skidded into the yard."

Angel: "Wait! Wait!"

Narrator: "Cried Angel. He was just in time to see Shining Armor leave."

Angel: "I'm sorry."

Narrator: "Said Angel."

Passengers: "Never mind."

Narrator: "Said the passengers."

Passengers: "After him quickly. Third time lucky, you know. Do you think we'll catch him at the next station, driver?"

Angel's Driver: "There's a good chance."

Narrator: "Replied the driver."

Angel's Driver: "Our road keeps close to the pony path, and we can climb hills better than Shining Armor. I'll just make sure."

Narrator: "He spoke to the stationmaster. Angel and the passengers waited impatiently."

Angel's Driver: "Yes, we'll do it this time."

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Passengers: "Hurray!"

Narrator: "Cried the passengers, as Angel chased after Shining Armor once more."

Buffaloes: "This hill is too steep! This hill is too steep!"

Narrator: "Grumbled the buffaloes, as Shining Armor snorted in front. They reached the top at last and ran smoothly into the station."

Shining Armor: "Peep!"

Narrator: "Whistled Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "Get in quickly, please."

Narrator: "The conductor blew the whistle, and Shining Armor's driver looked back. But the flag didn't wave. Then, he heard Angel. Everything seemed to happen at once. And the stationmaster told the conductor and driver what had happened."

Shining Armor: "I'm sorry about the chase, Angel."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Angel: "My fault."

Narrator: "Replied Angel."

Angel: "Late at junction...you didn't know...about Spike's passengers."

Shining Armor: "Goodbye, Angel. We're off."

Narrator: "Whistled Shining Armor."

Passengers: "Three cheers for Angel!"

Narrator: "Called the passengers. Angel raced back to tell Spike that all was well."

Spike: "Thank you, Angel, for keeping your promise."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "You're a very good friend indeed."

Saved From Scrap
Narrator: "Hoity Toity works his animals hard, but they are very proud when he calls them 'really useful'."

Shining Armor: "I'm going to the scrapyard today."

Narrator: "Shining Armor called to Spike."

Spike: "What? Already? You're not that old!"

Narrator: "Replied Spike cheekily. Spike was only teasing.

The scrapyard is full of rusty old parts and machinery. They are broken into pieces, given to changelings, and Shining Armor takes them to the steelworks where they are melted down and used again.

Today, there was a surprise waiting for Shining Armor in the yard. It was a baby alligator."

Shining Armor: "Hello."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "You're not broken and rusty. What are you doing here?"

Gummy: "I'm Gummy. They're going to kill me next week."

Shining Armor: "What a shame."

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor."

Gummy: "My driver says I only need some new skin to be as good as new, but my owner says I'm old-fashion."

Narrator: "Shining Armor snorted."

Shining Armor: "People say I'm old-fashion, but I don't care. Hoity Toity says I'm a useful unicorn. What work did you do?"

Gummy: "My owner would send us from farm to farm. We threshed corn, hauled logs and did lots of other work. The children loved to see us."

Narrator: "Gummy shut his eyes, remembering."

Gummy: "Oh, yes. I like children."

Narrator: "Shining Armor set off for the station."

Shining Armor: "Killed, what a shame. Killed, what a shame. I must help Gummy, I must!"

Narrator: "He thought of all his friends who like pets. But strangely, none of them would have room for a baby alligator at home."

Shining Armor: "It's a shame, it's a shame."

Narrator: "He hissed.

Then,"

Shining Armor: "Peep, peep! Why didn't I think of him before?"

Narrator: "There, on the platform was the very pony."

Vicar: "Hello, Shining Armor. You look upset. What's the matter, Charlie?"

Narrator: "He asked the driver."

Shining Armor's Driver: "There's a baby alligator in the scrapyard, Vicar. He'll be killed next week. Jem Cole says he never worked with a better alligator."

Shining Armor: "Do save him, sir. He saws wood and gives children rides."

Vicar: "We'll see."

Narrator: "Replied the vicar.

Jem Cole came on Saturday."

Jem Cole: "The reverend's coming to see you, Gummy. Maybe he'll buy you."

Gummy: "Do you think he will?"

Narrator: "Asked Gummy."

Jem Cole: "He will when I get you cleaned up."

Narrator: "The vicar and his two boys arrived that evening. Gummy hadn't felt so happy for months. He chuffered about the yard."

Vicar: "Show you paces, Gummy."

Narrator: "Said the vicar.

Later, he came out of the office smiling."

Vicar: "I've got him cheap, Jem! Cheap!"

Jem Cole: "Did you hear that, Gummy?"

Narrator: "Cried Jem."

Jem Cole: "The reverend saved you, and you'll live at the vicarage now."

Gummy: "Peep, peep!"

Narrator: "Whistled Gummy.

Now, Gummy's home is in the vicarage orchard, and he sees Shining Armor everyday. His skin is spotless, and his tail shines. Gummy likes his work, but his happiest day is the church fair.

With a wooden cart attached to him, he chuffers around the orchard, giving rides to children.

Long afterwards, you will see him shut his eyes, remembering."

Gummy: "I like children."

Narrator: "He whispers happily."

The Deputation
Narrator: "Snow came early to Ponyville. It was heavier than usual. Most animals hate snow. Night Light and Hondo Flanks were used to it. Back to back, with a cart behind them and a shovel for each of them, they set to work. They puffed backwards and forwards, patrolling the roads.

Generally, the snow slipped away easily, but sometimes they found deeper drifts.

Presently, they came to a drift which was larger than most. They charged it, and were just backing for another try, when..."

Filthy Rich: "Help! Help!"

Hondo Flanks: "Lorsh sakes, Night Light! It's Filthy Rich!

Don't worry yourself, Filthy Rich! Wait a while, we'll have you out!"

Narrator: "Filthy Rich was very grateful. He saw all was not well. The unicorns were looking glum. They told him Hoity Toity was making a decision."

Night Light and Hondo Flanks: "He'll send us away for sure!"

Pipsqueak: "It's a shame!"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Big Macintosh: "A lot of nonsense about a broken signal box."

Narrator: "Grumbled Big Macintosh."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "That Dr. Caballeron, too."

Narrator: "Put in Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Good riddance, That's what I say."

Filthy Rich: "The unicorns were splendid in the snow."

Narrator: "Added Filthy Rich."

Filthy Rich: "It isn't fair!"

Narrator: "They all agreed that something must be done, but none knew what.

Pipsqueak decided to talk to Shining Armor about it."

Shining Armor: "What you need,"

Narrator: "Said Shining Armor,"

Shining Armor: "Is a deputation."

Narrator: "He explained what that was.

Pipsqueak ran back quickly."

Pipsqueak: "Shining Armor says we need... a, a depot station!"

Big Macintosh: "Of course."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "The question is.."

Filthy Rich: "What is a... desperation?"

Narrator: "Asked Filthy Rich."

Pipsqueak: "It's when animals tell Hoity Toity something's wrong."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Soarin: "Did you say 'Tell Hoity Toity?'"

Narrator: "Asked Soarin thoughtfully.

There was a long silence."

Big Macintosh: "I propose,"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "That Pipsqueak be our... um... disputation."

Pipsqueak: "Me?"

Narrator: "Squeaked Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "I can't!"

Filthy Rich: "Rubbish, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said Filthy Rich."

Filthy Rich: "It's easy.

Big Macintosh: "That's settled, then."

Narrator: "Grumbled Big Mac.

Poor Pipsqueak wished it wasn't."

Hoity Toity: "Hello, Pipsqeauk. It's nice to be back."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak jumped."

Pipsqueak: "Uh, uh, yes sir, yes Sir, please sir."

Hoity Toity: "You look nervous, Pipsqueak. What's the matter."

Pipsqueak: "Please sir, uh, they've, they've made me a desperation, sir. Uh, to speak to you, sir. I don't like it, sir."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity pondered."

Hoity Toity: "Do you mean a deputation, Pipsqueak?"

Pipsqueak: "Yes, sir, please, sir. Uh, it's Night Light and Hondo Flanks. They say, sir, that if you send them away, sir, well, they'll be killed, Sir. That would be dreadful, sir. Uh, please, sir, don't send them away."

Hoity Toity: "Thank you, Pipsqueak. That will do."

Narrator: "Later, Hoity Toity spoke to the animals."

Hoity Toity: "I've had a... a deputation. I understand your feelings and I've given a lot of thought to the matter."

Narrator: "He paused impressively."

Hoity Toity: "Night Light and Hondo Flanks, I hear that your work in the snow was good. You shall each have some new clothes."

Narrator: "The unicorns were surprised."

Night Light and Hondo Flanks: "Thank you, sir."

Hoity Toity: "But your clothes will have your names printed on them. We'll have no more mistakes."

Night Light and Hondo Flanks: "Thank you, sir. Uh, does, does this mean that the both of us..."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity smiled."

Hoity Toity: "It means..."

Narrator: "But the rest of his speech was drowned in a delighted chorus of cheers and whistles."

(All the animals cheer and whistle)

Narrator: "The unicorns were here to stay."

Filthy Rich's Forest
Narrator: "Filthy Rich the Rich Pony has lived in Ponyville for many years. He wouldn't want to be anywhere else. He likes every part of it. From the fields filled with flowers to the white sandy beaches. But there is one place that Filthy Rich always enjoyed visiting more than any other. His driver knew this too."

Filthy Rich's Driver: "Come on, Filthy Rich."

Narrator: "He would sometimes say."

Filthy Rich's Driver: "We've made good time today. We'll stop for a while by the forest."

Narrator: "Filth Rich loved it here. The forest was full of broad oaks and tall pines.

Filthy Rich could remember the day long ago where he and Braeburn brought some new trees to be planted and Featherweight and Gummy helped haul them into place. Now he could see the trees growing amongst the others on the hillside. Filth Rich always felt better for being here. He couldn't really explain why, but his driver understood."

Filthy Rich's Driver: "It's peaceful."

Narrator: "He said to Filthy Rich.

But one night, everything changed. The animals were resting in the library."

Spike: "Listen."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Can you hear a strange whistling sound?"

Braeburn: "It's the wind blowing outside our library."

Narrator: "Replied Braeburn."

Braeburn: "But I've never heard it like this before."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Do you know?"

Narrator: "Added Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "If Big Macintosh wasn't here now, I'd say it was him thundering by with the buffaloes."

Narrator: "All the animals laughed, except Filthy Rich."

Filthy Rich: "I hope the wind won't harm the forest."

Narrator: "By morning, the fierce winds had gone, but the damage was done. Filthy Rich's driver came to see him in the library."

Filthy Rich's Driver: "Trees have fallen on the path."

Narrator: "He said."

Filthy Rich's Driver: "We must help clear the path."

Narrator: "Night Light set off with the breakdown crane, and Filthy Rich followed.

Trees lay everywhere. The hillside now looked so bare. Filthy Rich felt sad."

Filth Rich: "What will happen to all the animals who live here?"

Narrator: "He thought.

When Filthy Rich's carts were full of logs, he took them to the timber mill where they would be turned into furniture and other things. Filthy Rich was glad the wood was being put to good use, but he was still sorry to lose part of his forest."

Braeburn: "Oh dear."

Narrator: "Sighed Braeburn to Spike."

Braeburn: "I wish there was something we can do to make things better again."

Spike: "Yes, indeed."

Narrator: "Replied Spike."

Spike: "But what? We can't mend broken trees."

Hoity Toity: "Hello Braeburn."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "You do look glum."

Braeburn: "I'm sad about the trees."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Braeburn: "And so is Filthy Rich. The forest is a special place to him. Now some of it is gone."

Hoity Toity: "We'll soon put that right."

Narrator: "Replied Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "I have an important job for you, Braeburn. I would like you to take some carts to the forest."

Narrator: "When the carts arrived, Braeburn was delighted. They were full of splendid young trees all ready for planting."

Braeburn: "This is the best job I've ever had."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn happily.

When Filthy Rich returned, he was most surprised. There were Featherweight and Gummy busily helping the workmen clear the torn stumps and branches."

Featherweight: "Look Filthy Rich."

Narrator: "Called Featherweight."

Featherweight: "We're beginning again. The hillside will look better than ever before. You'll see."

Narrator: "Now whenever Filthy Rich stops by the forest, he could see the new trees growing strong and tall. Sometimes, everywhere is very quiet. And at other times, Filthy Rich could hear leaves rustling, or a bird's wing brushing the air. Often he can hear the distance sound of children laughing. And always, he is happy here."

The Trouble with Mud
Narrator: "One morning, Spike was being cleaned when Big Macintosh arrived. Mud had blown all over his body."

Spike: "Hello Big Mac."

Narrator: "Called Spike."

Spike: "You look as if you've had a mudbath. Be a sensible horse and have a shower instead."

Narrator: "Big Mac snorted."

Big Macintosh: "I haven't time to dawdle over my appearance like fussy baby dragons do."

Narrator: "The wind blew stronger."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Big Mac, slow down!"

Narrator: "This made Big Mac crosser still."

Big Macintosh: "Now I'll be dirty and late, dirty and late!"

Narrator: "He hissed.

At the next station was a sign: "All Animals Must Wash Down Daily".

Cranky had just finished being cleaned."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Come on, Big Mac."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "You'll feel better too after a good hosedown."

Big Macintosh: "Pah!"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac, and angrily shook his body."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "You're a very naughty horse!"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac's driver."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "Now Cranky will need another shower. You'll have to wait your turn till later."

Big Macintosh: "Good riddance!"

Narrator: "Huffed Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "I'm far too busy to waste time with water."

Narrator: "He finished his journey safely and arrived at the big station. Hoity Toity was waiting, so were Big Mac's buffaloes and the passengers."

Hoity Toity: "Goodness gracious!"

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "You can't take the buffaloes. Filthy Rich will have to do it. Big Macintosh, you'd better get cleaned straight away."

Narrator: "Big Mac was soon being washed."

Big Macintosh: "Mind my eyes!"

Narrator: "He grumbled.

Then he pulled changelings for the rest of the day."

Big Macintosh: "Changelings, changelings!"

Narrator: "He snorted. He felt his position deeply."

Big Macintosh: "That's for you, and you, and you!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Changelings will be changelings."

Narrator: "Laughed Cranky."

Big Macintosh: "They won't with me."

Narrator: "Snorted Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "I'll teach them!"

Narrator: "Cranky got ready to take the express when Big Mac returned."

Big Macintosh: "Be careful."

Narrator: "Warned Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh: "The hills are slippery. You may need help."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I don't need help on hills."

Narrator: "Replied Cranky huffily."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Big Mac thinks he knows everything."

Narrator: "Earlier a storm had swept Big Mac's hill, blowing leaves onto the tracks, which made them slippery.

Even though the storm had passed, the hill was still difficult to climb. Cranky knew this.

The signal showed clear, and Cranky began to go faster."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I'll do it, I'll do it."

Narrator: "He puffed.

Halfway up, he was not so sure."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I must do it, I must do it!"

Narrator: "But his hooves slipped on the leaves. He couldn't pull the line at all."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Help, help!"

Narrator: "Whistled Cranky. His hooves were moving forward, but the heavy buffaloes pulled him backwards.

The whole line started slipping down the hill. His driver put on the brakes. Then carefully, he stopped the line.

Big Mac saw everything."

Big Macintosh: "Ah well, we live and learn. Never mind, little Cranky, I'm going to push behind."

Narrator: "Clouds of smoke and steam billowed as the snorting animals struggled up the hill."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "We can do it!"

Narrator: "Puffed Cranky."

Big Macintosh: "We will do it!"

Narrator: "Puffed Big Mac.

At last, they reached the top."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Peep, peep! Thank you. Goodbye."

Narrator: "Whistled Cranky."

Big Macintosh: "Goodbye."

Narrator: "Answered Big Mac.

That night, Hoity Toity came to see the animals. Big Mac was miserable."

Spike: "Please, sir."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Can Big Mac take buffaloes again now?"

Hoity Toity: If you understand that having a washdown is essential to every animal, then yes, Big Mac, you may."

Big Macintosh: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Grunted Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "Dirty or clean, I'm a famous stallion."

Narrator: "But no one heard but him."

Shining Armor, Gummy and the Really Useful Party
Narrator: "Gummy the Baby Alligator is old-fashioned, but he doesn't care. He knows that he is really useful, like his friend Shining Armor the White Unicorn.

Early one morning, Gummy was chuffing about the vicarage orchard. He had important news for Shining Armor."

Gummy: "The vicar says the not all children are able to have holidays by the sea, so he's having a garden party to raise money for a seaside trip. I'm going to be the star attraction."

Narrator: "Chattered Gummy."

Gummy: "Giving rides to all the visitors. The vicar is putting up posters all about it."

Shining Armor: "I'd like to help too."

Narrator: "Sighed Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "But without my road, I wouldn't be much good at a garden party."

Narrator: "It was a beautiful day, but Shining Armor was worried."

Shining Armor: "I wish there were something I could for the party."

Narrator: "He said."

Shining Armor: "I'd like to be helpful like Gummy."

Narrator: "Shining Armor's driver laughed."

Shining Armor's Driver: "You're helpful in your own way, and that's in Ponyville."

Narrator: "Next day, it was Gummy's turn to look disappointed. He had bad news."

Gummy: "The vicar's been so busy that he forgot to put up the posters. Now no one will know about the party."

Narrator: "But Shining Armor had an idea."

Shining Armor: "Don't worry."

Narrator: "He said."

Shining Armor: "Everything is going to be all right."

Narrator: "Then he explained to his driver."

Shining Armor: "The vicar can paste his posters and me and my buffaloes, so wherever I go, they'll go too."

Shining Armor's Driver: "Well done, Shining Armor."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Shining Armor's Driver: "I'm sure Hoity Toity will agree."

Narrator: "As indeed he did.

Shining Armor walked happily through the stations collecting his passengers."

Passengers: "Look."

Narrator: "They said."

Passengers: "The vicar is holding a party. We must go to that."

Narrator: "Later, Gummy was resting in the orchard shed when Angel rolled by."

Angel: "Hello, Gummy. Why are you dozing there like an old stick-in-the-mud?"

Gummy: "I'm not dozing. I'm resting."

Narrator: "Replied Gummy. Then he told Angel about the vicar's party."

Angel: "I'll be there too."

Narrator: "Boasted Angel."

Angel: "I'm not sure if people will want to ride on a baby alligator after traveling with a smart white rabbit like me."

Narrator: "The party day arrived. It had rained heavily during the night, and the orchard ground was soaked."

Gummy: "Rain and mud won't spoil my day."

Narrator: "Said Gummy."

Jem Cole: "No, indeed."

Narrator: "Agreed his driver."

Jem Cole: "We'll stay on the road, then we won't get bogged down."

Narrator: "Gummy was soon busy trundling up and down the quiet country lane, carrying lots of laughing children.

He was just turning a corner when he heard Angel."

Angel: "Hello, old-timer. I'm taking everyone to the party. People have come from all of Equestria."

Narrator: "Gummy gave Angel a cheerful whistle and turned back towards the orchard.

Then there was trouble."

Angel: "Help, I'm stuck!"

Narrator: "Shouted Angel. His feet had sunk deep in the orchard mud. Featherweight the Pegasus arrived just in time."

Featherweight: "I'm the one who helps plow fields."

Narrator: "Laughed Featherweight."

Featherweight: "We'd better get you out of here."

Narrator: "Using strong ropes, Featherweight and Gummy pulled Angel clear of the mud."

Grummy: "This will teach Angel a thing or two."

Narrator: "Gummy chuffered to himself.

At last, Angel was on the path again."

Angel: "Thank you, Gummy. You're not a stick-in-the-mud at all."

Gummy: "No."

Narrator: "Smiled Gummy."

Gummy: "But you were, just for a little while."

Narrator: "That evening, the vicar arrived to see Shining Armor and his driver."

The Vicar of Wellsworth: "Thanks to your good idea about the posters, hundreds of people paid to come to the party. We've raised lots of money for the children."

Narrator: "Shining Armor was very pleased, and Gummy fell happily asleep thinking of all the children who would now get to the seaside at last."

Four Little Toys
Narrator: "If you should visit a place that has a big play room and a beautiful waterfall, then you may also find two little toys called Woody and Buzz Lightyear. The toys know everybody and everybody knows them.

There are two more toys; Hamm and Rex.

One day, Hoity Toity sent Shining Armor to the works to be mended.

A big surprise awaited Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "It's Woody! What's he doing here?"

Narrator: "Woody was pleased to see Shining Armor."

Woody: "I've been sent here for a rest."

Narrator: "He sighed."

Woody: "I was put on the shelf so I could see everything and not be lonely, but I do miss Buzz Lightyear; He's going to be mended. I wish I could be mended, too, and take fillies again."

Narrator: "Just then, some workmen arrived."

A Workman: "We're going to take you to the works now, Shining Armor. Come along."

Shining Armor: "Good-bye Woody. Your land's a lovely one."

Woody: "Oh, it is, it is. You've cheered me up, Shining Armor. Good-bye."

Narrator: "Meanwhile, Hamm was having trouble with some fillies. He tried to be kind, but the fillies didn't trust him; they were awkward and rude.

There was worse to come. Some careless sheep had strayed onto the path."

Fillies: "He's bumped us!"

Narrator: "Screamed the fillies."

Fillies: "Let's get back at him!"

Narrator: "They surged into Hamm and pushed him off the road.

No one was hurt, but Hamm limped sadly to the house."

Hamm's Driver: "No more work for you today."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Hamm's Driver: "How are we going to take the fillies without a toy?"

Woody: "What about me, sir?"

Hamm's Driver: "Woody! Can you do it?"

Woody: "I'll try."

Narrator: "Said the old toy.

The fillies stood at the platform."

Woody: "I'm ashamed of you."

Narrator: "Scolded Woody."

Woody: "You might have hurt your passengers!"

Narrator: "The fillies quivered.

Fillies: "We're sorry, Woody."

Narrator: "The conductor blew the whistle, and the journey began.

Woody remembered all the gates and styles where he had to stop.

The sun shone, the road was dry."

Woody: "This is lovely!"

Narrator: "Sang Woody.

Presently, the road grew steep. Woody felt short of strength."

Woody's Driver: "Take your time."

Narrator: "Soothed his driver."

Woody: "It'll be better down hill."

Narrator: "Woody said to himself.

But it wasn't. His body was weak, and the road jarred his legs.

At last, a leg gave way."

Woody: "I feel all ripped!"

Narrator: "Cried Woody."

Woody's Driver: "We'll need a bus now for our passengers."

Narrator: "Sighed his driver."

Woody: "No!"

Narrator: "Pleaded Woody."

Woody: "I'll get them to the station or burst!"

Narrator: "Cranky Doodle Donkey was waiting at the platform. Clanging and clanking, Woody steamed in."

Woody: "I'll do it, I'll do it! I've done it!"

Narrator: "Cranky collected his passengers and respectively puffed away.

Everyone was pleased with Woody, but he was still worried."

Woody: "Old toys can't take fillies like the young ones can."

Woody's Driver: "They can if they're mended, old faithful."

Narrator: "Smiled his driver."

Woody's Driver: "And that's what's going to happen to you, you deserve it!"

A Big Surprise for Pipsqueak
Narrator: "Pipsqueak had been working in the coal yards. He was feeling bored and lonely with only the silly changelings for company."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Cheer up, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Hoity Toity has told me that we must be here again tomorrow. We've just got to get the best of a bad situation."

Pipsqueak: "I'll try, sir."

Narrator: "Sighed Pipsqueak.

Next morning, the changelings started teasing Pipsqueak."

Changelings: "Pipsqueak, Pipsqueak, white and small, he's no use to us at all, around the yards he'll puff and blow, but on the hills, he's oh so slow!"

Pipsqueak: "Be quiet!"

Narrator: "Then he took the changelings to the coal hopper to be loaded up.

Pipsqueak still felt glum as he puffed up to the top of the hill.

He parked his changelings, and then set off back down to the mines. Not even the cheerful sight of Angel the Rabbit could bring a smile to Pipsqueak's face."

Angel: "What's the matter, Pipsqueak?"

Narrator: "Asked Angel."

Pipsqueak: "Nothing exciting ever happens. That's the matter."

Narrator: "Sighed Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "It's just, coal, coal, coal! And changelings, changelings, changelings! I'm bored, bored, bored!"

Angel: "Excitement is surprising."

Narrator: "Observed Angel."

Angel: "You never know when it'll happen. Overwise, it wouldn't be exciting. Toodle peep!"

Pipsqueak: "It would be surprising if something surprising happened."

Narrator: "Muttered Pipsqueak.

Later, he stopped by the water fountain for a drink."

Braeburn: "Hello, Pipsqueak. How are things?"

Narrator: "Asked Braeburn."

Pipsqueak: "Boring!"

Braeburn: "Well, why not have a few spins on a turntable? You'll like that."

Narrator: "Said Braeburn."

Pipsqueak: "I think it'll just make me giddy."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak's driver interrupted."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Stop gossiping, you two!"

Braeburn: "Cheer up, Pipsqueak. You'll soon know more about changelings than any other animal. That'll be exciting."

Narrator: "Called Braeburn.

The changelings were still grumbling, and there was more of them than ever."

Changelings: "You much too small to pull all of us. We want another animal that will be struggling up the hill all night! All night, all right, you can puff and blow, but on the hill, you're still too slow! Ha, ha!"

Pipsqueak: "S-Slow yourself!"

Narrator: "Stuttered Pipsqueak."

Changelings: "Temper, temper."

Narrator: "Giggled the changelings. Pipsqueak decided to simply carry on."

Pipsqueak's Driver: "Go to it, Pipsqueak!"

Narrator: "Shouted the driver. The changelings were still joking."

Changelings: "Too slow! More power! Here all night! Tomorrow too!"

Pipsqueak: "Be quiet!"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak angrily. Then, there was trouble. A rope broke."

Changelings: "Surprise, surprise! Catch us if you can!"

Pipsqueak: "Oh no!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak

Pipsqueak's driver told the signalman, and the yard foreman told Hoity Totiy what was happening."

Yard Foreman: "They're heading for the big hill. It'll slow them down, but they may roll back again, right into the village."

Hoity Toity: "Then we'll just have to stop them, won't we?"

Narrator: "The chase was on.

As they approached the hill, they overtook the changelings. Hoity Toity and Angel screeched to a halt, and waited for them near the top.

The hill slowed the changelings right down to a stand still. Then the men quickly put wooden blocks behind their feet so they couldn't roll backwards. The changelings were now secured.

Just then, Pipsqueak arrived."

Angel: "Well, what do you think of that?"

Narrator: "Joked Angel."

Angel: "A good chase is always exciting."

Pipsqueak: "It was certainly a surprise."

Narrator: "Decided Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "And you were right, Angel. A really useful filly should never be surprised by surprise."

Make Someone Happy
Narrator: "It was holiday time in Ponyville. All the animals were working happily, except for Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Why should a splendid donkey like me take messy changelings instead of buffaloes? Pipsqueak or Dr. Hooves should do it, I'm too important!"

Narrator: "Spike was cross."

Spike: "Cranky, why don't you think about something or someone else for a change. You'll be surprise and how much better you'll feel if you do."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Oh, please! Being important is the only thing for me to think about. Huh!"

Pipsqueak: "That pegasus pony's making a great deal of noise."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak to Dr. Whooves."

Dr. Hooves: "Her name's Lighning Dust."

Narrator: "Replied Dr. Hooves."

Dr. Hooves: "And she's flying around telling everyone about the fair that's arriving today."

Spike: "What are you two doing here?"

Dr. Hooves: "Hoity Toity wants us to pick up a very special load for the harbor."

Pipsqueak: "And I think it's got something to do with the fair."

Narrator: "Then they puffed away.

Meanwhile, Cranky was collecting quarry changelings from the yards."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Dustier and dustier!"

Narrator: "He grumbled. Then he saw Goldie Delicious."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "She looks miserable."

Cranky Doodle Donkey's Driver: "What's the matter?"

Narrator: "Asked Cranky's driver."

Goldie Delicious: "My sister has run to tell me she can't come to stay with me. I was so looking forward to her visit."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity soon heard the sad news."

Hoity Toity: "We must cheer her up. Send Owlowiscious the Owl to pick her up immediately."

Narrator: "A few minutes later, there was a surprise for Goldie Delicious."

Owlowiscious: "All president and correct."

Narrator: "Called Owlowiscious."

Owlowiscious: "I'm here for a flying visit. Hurry aboard Goldie Delicious and fly the sky with me. Compliments of Hoity Toity."

Goldie Delicious: "Oh, how lovely!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Owlowiscious' made my fur dustier than ever!"

Narrator: "Muttered Cranky. But he was happy for Goldie Delicious.

Soon, she was flying high with Owlowiscious."

Goldie Delicious: "I've never seen the town like this before. It's wonderful!"

Narrator: "Meanwhile, Pipsqueak and Dr. Hooves had arrived at the docks. Gustave Le Grand was unloading an old tramp steamer."

Gustave: "Hey down there, you two, I'm playing lucky dip in the tramper's hold, and all these are for you."

Pipsqueak: "Wooden horses!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak exclaimed."

Pipsqueak: "For the carousel ride. It's going to be a very exciting fair!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "It is indeed."

Narrator: "Whistled Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Hoity Toity has order me to stop pulling changelings and go to the station instead, Something to do with Goldie Delicious. Goodbye!"

Pipsqueak: "Well, what do you think of that?"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak.

Goldie Delicious was waiting for Cranky with Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Now this is your very special treat. Cranky will take you on a mystery ride, and I shall meet you at your destination."

Narrator: "Cranky took Goldie Delicious along her favorite coastal route to Ponyville Bay. When he arrived there, a big surprise awaited Goldie Delicious."

Goldie Delicious: "Oh!"

Narrator: "She cried."

Goldie Delicious: "You brought me to the fair ground, how lovely!"

Narrator: "Best of all, Hoity Toity invited her to make the announcements."

Goldie Delicious: "I declare this fair ground open!"

Narrator: "Goldie Delicious had the first ride on the carousel."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "You were quite right, Spike."

Narrator: "Cranky whispered."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Making someone happy does cheer you up."

Narrator: "Then together, they watched the fun of the fair."

Let's Have a Race

 * A lesson that's worth learning
 * One you never should forget
 * Is the art of friendly rivalry
 * It's not always about winning
 * You must learn that from the start
 * Enjoy yourself remember
 * What counts is taking part


 * Let's have a race, have a race, have a race
 * Let's see who is the quickest
 * Who can be the fastest
 * On your marks, now get set, go!
 * Let's set a pace, set a pace, set a pace
 * Let's see if you can catch me
 * Let's see if you can match me so
 * Let's have a race, have a race


 * Spike challenged Angel
 * To a friendly race one day
 * The driver said get ready
 * But be careful on the way
 * The friends lined up together
 * Enjoying the fun
 * The stationmaster called out
 * Are you ready to begin


 * Let's have a race, have a race, have a race
 * Let's see who is the quickest
 * Who can be the fastest
 * On your marks, now get set, go!
 * Let's set a pace, set a pace, set a pace
 * Let's see if you can catch me
 * Let's see if you can match me so
 * Let's have a race, have a race


 * Angel rabbit was winning
 * He sped along the way
 * Spike tried so hard
 * To catch up on the way
 * Eventually he passed him
 * And Angel had to say
 * To pass you on that hill Spike
 * I'd need wings like an aeroplane


 * Let's have a race, have a race, have a race
 * Let's see who is the quickest
 * Who can be the fastest
 * On your marks, now get set, go!
 * Let's set a pace, set a pace, set a pace
 * Let's see if you can catch me
 * Let's see if you can match me so
 * Let's have a race, have a race


 * Let's have a race, have a race, have a race
 * Let's see who is the quickest
 * Who can be the fastest
 * Ready, set, go!
 * Let's set a pace, set a pace, set a pace
 * Let's see if you can catch me
 * Let's see if you can match me so
 * Let's have a race, have a race


 * Let's have a race
 * Let's have a race
 * Right now