Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Bear in the Big Blue House and Blue's Clues/Frazzle (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Sidestep (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Frazzle
 * Doc Hogg (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Blue Frazzletone
 * Shovel (from Blue's Clues) as Lavender Monster
 * Nedley the Rabbit (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Maurice Monster

Lyrics
Doc Hogg: There's a crab name of Sidestep Who's a good friend of mine Shovel: He sounds ferocious, but he's really fine Doc Hogg and Shovel : Go up and ask him for his autograph Nedley the Rabbit: He'd be so happy that he'd start to laugh

Doc Hogg, Shovel and Nedley the Rabbit : He goes Argh! That's how he laughs He goes Argh! That means he's glad He goes Argh! That means he's having The greatest time that he ever had

Doc Hogg: Doc Hogg: Now you know my buddy Sidestep He's got teeth on his jaws Shovel: His color is red, and he's got these claws Doc Hogg and Shovel : He looks so mean that he could scare a crowd Nedley the Rabbit: But if you tickle him he laughs out loud

Doc Hogg: He goes Argh! That's how he laughs Shovel: He goes Argh! That means he's glad He goes Argh! That means he's having The greatest time that he ever had

Doc Hogg: Mr. Sidestep has emotions like the rest of us do Shovel: Sometimes he feels low down and ugly, too Doc Hogg and Shovel : And then the tears begin to fill his eyes Nedley the Rabbit: It's so pathetic when a monster cries

Doc Hogg, Shovel and Nedley the Rabbit : He goes Argh! That's how he cries He goes Argh! That means he's sad He goes Argh! That means he's having The lowest time that he ever had

Argh! Doc Hogg: That means he's hungry Argh! That means he's hot Argh! That means he's sleepy Argh! That means he's not Argh! That means yes Argh! That means no Argh! Means thank you for the dinner But, it's getting very late and I really must go Argh!