Muppet lip balm/Noise (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Kermit's Green Keen Apple as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Kermit's Green Keen Apple: The most beautiful music of all isn't Mozart or bebop or swing. It's the music that no one can sing. It's called noise. Heh, heh. The most beautiful music there is isn't country or western or jazz. It's the music that most of all have. It's called noise. Yeah! Oh, I happily kicked in the chin any person who plays violin and I gladly will send to the moon any dingbat who play the bassoon. The most beautiful music I know isn't opera or ragtime or rock. It's the music that makes you yell "Yuck!". It's called noise. Now whether you like it or lump it I just love to mell down every trumpet. And I only can stand the saprina when there's marshmallows in her pi-anna. Do I hate the clarinet? (You bet!) Do I like the oboe? (No, boe!) The most beautiful music of all. Now pay careful attention, my dears. It's the music that pumps up your ears. It's called...heh, heh. Come close, girls and boys whilst old Kermit's Green Keen Apple enjoys, its thrill ever cloys. It's much better than toys. It's called noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, beautiful noise! Heh, heh!