The Humansel (Mickey and Friends episode)

The Humansel is the twenty-first episode of the second season of Mickey the Mouse and Friends (FlyingDuckManGenesis' Version), and the 47th episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas & Friends episode, The Diseasel.

Cast

 * Chip (From Mickey Mouse) as Bill
 * Dale (From Mickey Mouse) as Ben
 * John Smith (From Pocahontas) as BoCo
 * Wolf Hunters (From Robin Hood) as The Troublesome Trucks
 * Hercules (From Hercules) as Edward

Transcript
Narrator: "Chip and Dale are chipmunk twins. Each has brown fur, a tiny nose, and a small, squat tail. Their Hunters help them deliver china clay. It is needed for pottery, paint, paper, and many other things.

The twins are now kept busy, taking the Hunters for Disney characters on the main line, and for ships in the harbor.

One day, they arranged some Hunters, and went away for more.

They returned to find them all gone. The twins were most surprised.

Their animators examined a footprint."

Animators: "That's a human."

Narrator: "They said."

Chip: "It's a what-ll?"

Narrator: "Asked Chip."

Dale: "A Humansel, I think."

Narrator: "Replied Dale."

Dale: "There's a notice about them in our tree."

Chip: "Coughs and sneezes spread Humansels."

Dale: "You had a cough in your head yesterday. It's your fault the humansel came."

Chip: "It isn't!"

Dale: "It is!"

Animators: "Stop arguing, you two."

Narrator: "Laughed their animators."

Animators: "Let's go and rescue our Hunters."

Narrator: "Chip and Dale were horrified."

Chip and Dale: "But the human will magic us away, like the Hunters!"

Animators: "He won't magic us."

Narrator: "Replied their animators."

Animators: "We'll more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know you're twins, so we'll take away your clothing, and then this is what we'll do."

Narrator: "Puffing hard, the twins set off on their journey to find the human.

They were looking forward to playing tricks on him.

Creeping into the yard, they found the human on the siding with the missing Hunters. Dale hid behind, but Chip went boldly alongside.

The human looked up."

John Smith: "Do you mind?"

Chip: "Yes."

Narrator: "Said Chip."

Chip: "I do. I want my Hunters, please.

John Smith: "These are mine."

Narrator: "Said the human."

John Smith: "Go away."

Narrator: "Chip pretended to be frightened."

Chip: "You're a big bully."

Narrator: "He wimpered."

Chip: "You'll be sorry!"

Narrator: "He ran back and hid behind the hunters on the other side.

Dale now came forward."

Dale: "Hunter stealer!"

Narrator: "Hissed Dale. He ran away, too. Chip took his place.

This went on and on until the human's eyes nearly popped out."

John Smith: "Stop! You're making me giddy!"

Narrator: "The two chipmunks gazed at him."

John Smith: "Are there two of you?"

Chip and Dale: "Yes, we're twins."

John Smith: "I might have known it!"

Narrator: "Just then, Hercules bustled up."

Hercules: "Chip and Dale, why are you playing here?"

Chip: "We're not playing!"

Narrator: "Protested Chip."

Dale: "We're rescuing our Hunters."

Narrator: "Squeaked Dale."

Dale: "Even you don't take our Hunters without asking, but this Humansel did."

Hercules: "There's no cause to be rude."

Narrator: "Said Hercules severely."

Hercules: "This human is based on an actual historical settler."

Narrator: "The twins were abashed."

Chip: "We're sorry, Mr., uh..."

John Smith: "Never mind."

Narrator: "The human smiled."

John Smith: "Call me John Smith. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the Hunters."

Hercules: "That's all right, then."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Hercules: "Now off you go, Chip and Dale, fetch John Smith's Hunters, then you can take this lot.

There's no real harm in them,"

Narrator: "He said to John Smith."

Hercules: "But they're maddening at times."

Narrator: "John Smith chuckled."

John Smith: "Maddening,"

Narrator: "He said."

John Smith: "Is the word."

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Credits

 * Footage Copyright: The Walt Disney Company