Scrap Yard Tango (Thomas and Friends Version)

Scrap Yard Tango is a Spoof of Cell Block Tango from Chicago.

Cast

 * Elizabeth (from Thomas & Friends) as Liz
 * Rosie (from Thomas & Friends) as Annie
 * Mavis (from Thomas & Friends) as June
 * Lillie Lightship (from TUGS) as Hunyak
 * Daisy (from Thomas & Friends) as Velma
 * Emily (from Thomas & Friends) as Mona

Lyrics

 * Elizabeth: Roads
 * Rosie: Six
 * Mavis: Shunt
 * Lillie Lightship: Uh-Uh
 * Daisy: Tidmouth.
 * Emily: Thomas!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And now, the five Transports of the Island of Sodor and one Lightship from Bigg City Port in their rendition of the Scrap Yard Tango.
 * Elizabeth: Roads
 * Rosie: Six
 * Mavis: Shunt
 * Lillie Lightship: Uh-Uh
 * Daisy: Tidmouth.
 * Emily: Thomas!
 * Elizabeth: Roads
 * Rosie: Six
 * Mavis: Shunt
 * Lillie Lightship: Uh-Uh
 * Daisy: Tidmouth.
 * Emily: Thomas!
 * Elizabeth: Roads
 * Rosie: Six
 * Mavis: Shunt
 * Lillie Lightship: Uh-Uh
 * Daisy: Tidmouth.
 * Emily: Thomas!
 * Elizabeth: Roads
 * Rosie: Six
 * Mavis: Shunt
 * Lillie Lightship: Uh-Uh
 * Daisy: Tidmouth.
 * Emily: Thomas!
 * All The Female Transports: He had it coming, He had it coming, He only had himself to blame, If you'd have been there, If you'd have seen it.
 * Daisy: I betcha you would have done the same!
 * Elizabeth: Roads
 * Rosie: Six
 * Mavis: Shunt
 * Lillie Lightship: Uh-Uh
 * Daisy: Tidmouth
 * Emily: Thomas!
 * Elizabeth: Roads
 * Rosie: Six
 * Mavis: Shunt
 * Lillie Lightship: Uh-Uh
 * Daisy: Tidmouth
 * Emily: Thomas!
 * Elizabeth: You know how transports have these little habits that get you down, Like Bulgy, Bulgy likes to turn the railways into roads, No, not turn, Destroy, So I came to my shed this one day, And I'm really irratated, I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy, and there's Bulgy being mean to the Railway-Lovers and he turn railways into roads, No, not turn, Destroy, So I said to him, I said "You destroy the railways one more time", And He did, So I bashed him and fell into the cliff.
 * Mavis: Now, I'm working at the Quarry, Shunting the trucks, Minding my own business, In storms Toby The Tram Engine in the jealous rage, "You been screwing Devious Diesel", He says, He was a Fusspot, And kept on screaming, "You been screwing Devious Diesel", And Then He shunt into the truck, He shunt into the truck ten times!