Playhouse Disney/Pigeons and Cookies and Trash (from Sesame Street Live: Out of This World)

Cast

 * Rabbit (from The Book of Pooh) as Bert
 * Bear (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Cookie Monster
 * Gloomius Maximus (from Rolie Polie Olie) as Oscar the Grouch
 * Treelo (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Elmo

Lyrics
Gloomius Maximus: (spoken) Hey, who's out there? Oh, it's only you! Well, I was afraid it was going to be one of those fuzzballs who lives here on Sesame Street. Yuck!

Bear: (spoken) COOKIE!

Rabbit: (spoken) Pigeons!

Gloomius Maximus: (spoken) Yuck!

Treelo: (spoken) Treelo thinks you just need to cooperate.

Rabbit: (spoken) You mean work together?

Bear: Why me not think of that?

Gloomius Maximus: Cooperate? Oh, all right. Just this once.

Rabbit: Oh, everybody in the world has something that they love.

Gloomius Maximus: And so we may as well let you know.

Bear: The things we are fondest of.

Rabbit, Bear and Gloomius Maximus : Oh, we love...

Rabbit: Pigeons.

Bear: And cookies.

Gloomius Maximus: And trash.

Rabbit, Bear and Gloomius Maximus : Such fun to...

Gloomius Maximus: Bang on.

Rabbit: Or talk to.

Bear: Or mash. (laughing) So delicious and chewy.

Rabbit: So delightful and coo-ey.

Gloomius Maximus: Rotten, yucky and poo-ey.

Rabbit, Bear and Gloomius Maximus : I guess that I'm just different than you-ie!

Rabbit: Pigeons.

Bear: And cookies.

Gloomius Maximus: And trash.

Rabbit, Bear and Gloomius Maximus : Just hear them.

Rabbit: Coo coo.

Bear: And crunch crunch.

Gloomius Maximus: And crash.

Bear: (spoken) Yeah!

Rabbit, Bear and Gloomius Maximus : Everybody loves something And sure as dad's mustache, We love...

Rabbit: Pigeons.

Bear: And cookies.

Gloomius Maximus: And trash.

Bear: So delicious and chewy.

Rabbit: So delightful and coo-ey.

Gloomius Maximus: Rotten, yucky and poo-ey.

Rabbit, Bear and Gloomius Maximus : I guess that I'm just different than you-ie!

Rabbit: Pigeons.

Bear: And cookies.

Gloomius Maximus: And trash.

Rabbit: (spoken) Yeah! Rabbit, Bear and Gloomius Maximus : I'm thrilled to...

Gloomius Maximus: Bang mine.

Rabbit: Or dance with.

Bear: Or mash. Rabbit, Bear and Gloomius Maximus : Everybody loves something And sure as dad's mustache, We love...

Rabbit: Pigeons.

Bear: And cookies.

Rabbit: Pigeons.

Bear: And cookies.

Rabbit, Bear and Gloomius Maximus : Pigeons and cookies, and trash!

Gloomius Maximus: (spoken) I can honestly say that was disgusting! Heh, heh, heh!