Blindly Selected Characters/How Bad Can I Be? (from The Lorax)

Cast

 * Luna Loud (from The Loud House) as The Once-Ler
 * Owl (from Winnie the Pooh), Peg (from Peg + Cat), Benny the Bull (from Dora the Explorer), Mr. Munch (from Chuck E. Cheese's) and Captain Hook (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Chorus

Lyrics
Luna Loud: How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doin' what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just followin' my destiny

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doin' what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be?

Well, there's a principle in nature ( Owl, Peg , Benny the Bull , Mr. Munch and Captain Hook : Prin ciple in nat ure ) That almost every creature knows Called survival of the fittest ( Owl, Peg , Benny the Bull , Mr. Munch and Captain Hook : Sur vival of the fittest ) And check it, this is how it goes:

The animal that wins gotta scratch and fight And claw and bite and punch And the animal that doesn't Well, the animal that doesn't Winds up someone else's La-la-la-la lunch ( Owl, Peg , Benny the Bull , Mr. Munch and Captain Hook : Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch ) I'm just sayin'

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doin' what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just followin' my destiny

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doin' what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? ( Owl, Peg , Benny the Bull , Mr. Munch and Captain Hook : A h h h ! )

There's a principle in business ( Owl, Peg , Benny the Bull , Mr. Munch and Captain Hook : Prin ciple in busi ness ) That everybody knows is sound It says the people with the money ( Owl, Peg , Benny the Bull , Mr. Munch and Captain Hook : The people with the money ) Make this ever-loving world go 'round

So I'm biggering my company I'm biggering my factory I'm biggering my corporate sign ( Owl, Peg , Benny the Bull , Mr. Munch and Captain Hook : Bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger ) Everybody out there, you take care of yours And me? I'll take care of mine, mine, mine, mine, mine ( Owl, Peg , Benny the Bull , Mr. Munch and Captain Hook : Shake that bottom li ne )

Let me hear you say Smogulous Smoke! ( Owl, Peg , Benny the Bull , Mr. Munch and Captain Hook : Smog ulous Sm ok e! ) Schloppity Schlopp! ( Owl, Peg , Benny the Bull , Mr. Munch and Captain Hook : Schlop pity Sch lo pp! ) Complain all you want It's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop ( Owl, Peg , Benny the Bull , Mr. Munch and Captain Hook : S t o p ! )

Come on! How bad can I possibly be?

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just building the economy How ba-a-a-ad can I be? Just look at me petting this puppy

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? A portion of proceeds goes to charity How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad could I possibly be? Let's see!

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) (Buy, sell, trade, squash) All the customers are buying (How ba-a-a-ad can he be?) (Pork, fat, cut, smash) And the money is multiplying (How ba-a-a-ad can we be?) (Gold, yen, mark, pound) And the PR people are lying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) (Short, coal, oil, war) And the lawyers are denying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) Who cares if a few trees are dying (How ba-a-a-ad can we be?) (Pork, fat, cut, smash) This is all so gratifying

How bad How bad can this possibly be?