Muppets/Macadamia (from Animaniacs)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Yakko Warner
 * Fozzie Bear as Wakko Warner
 * Miss Piggy as Dot Warner
 * Camilla the Chicken as Minerva
 * Janice as Hello Nurse
 * Beauregard as Ralph T. Guard
 * Gonzo as Pinky
 * Uncle Deadly as The Brain
 * Rizzo the Rat as Skippy Squirrel
 * Ohboy Bird as Chicken Boo
 * Denise the Pig as Slappy Squirrel

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear : HellOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!

Kermit the Frog: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Miss Piggy: I am not trying to be annoying.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear : A i!

Miss Piggy: I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania. (with overdubbed harmony) Am I a cutie? Absolutie! And a beauty, you can bet your patooty!

Miss Piggy, Camilla and Janice : But if you touch me, or even get near me, I'll have you arrested...Do you hear me?!

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear : Zoe is a nut, so they call her Macadamia. She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brainia. Each line in this song sounds pretty much the samia. Oy, Macadamia!

Beauregard: Dah...

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear : ¿Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia? Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstainia Oy, Macadamia! (Fozzie Bear belches)

Miss Piggy: Now please don't mention my brother, The one they call Fozzierino!

( Fozzie Bear belches again)

Miss Piggy: (with harmony overdub) He's always burping every hour, So I threw him out of the tower! ( Fozzie Bear yells, Miss Piggy laughs) Now, come on! What did you want me to do? He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing, so don't cross me!

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear : She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia. Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pania. Cuts and bruises you will sustainia, Oy, Macadamia!

Gonzo: Narf!

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear : Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia. The world is the goal for Gonzo and the Deadlyia.

Miss Piggy: Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear : Oy, Macadamia!

Uncle Deadly: Yes! (Break it down now!)

Miss Piggy: Don't hate me because I'm cute!

Kermit the Frog: Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Oy, Macadamia!

Rizzo the Rat: Spew!

Kermit the Frog: Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Oy, Macadamia!

Ohboy Bird: Bacawk!

( Miss Piggy laughs, Rizzo the Rat laughs, Gonzo laughs, Camilla, Janice , Rizzo the Rat , Gonzo and Miss Piggy laugh)

Denise the Pig: I don't get it, what's the joke?!

Camilla, Janice , Rizzo the Rat , Gonzo and Miss Piggy : Uhhh hhhhh hhhh hhh hhhhhh...

Kermit the Frog: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Miss Piggy: I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia. But you can call me by my other nameia.

Miss Piggy, Janice and Camilla : Louisa Francesa Banana Fana Bo Besca.

Miss Piggy: Or just plain "Piggy", the name I flirt to. But if you call me "Pig", I'll have to hurt you!

Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear and Miss Piggy : Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Oy, Macadamia! Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia, Oy, Macadamia! NUTS!