Tiffy33's Hated Characters/Two is You and Me (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Oscar the Grouch as Elmo
 * Grundgetta as Abby Cadabby

Lyrics
Oscar the Grouch and Grundgetta : (laugh ing)

Oscar the Grouch: Oh, hi! Grundgetta and Oscar are counting to two.

Grundgetta: Yep, that's right! I have one, two pigtails!

Oscar the Grouch: Yes, and Oscar has one, two eyes.

Grundgetta: Mm hmm. Oh! And I have one, two hands.

Oscar the Grouch: Mm hmm. And Oscar has one, two feet! (laughing)

Grundgetta: Oh boy. Oh wait! Oscar!

Oscar the Grouch: What? What, what?

Grundgetta: I don't think we have anymore one twos to count.

Oscar the Grouch: But isn't Grundgetta forgetting something?

Grundgetta: What?

Oscar the Grouch: Us!

Grundgetta: Oh. (gasps) That's right!

Oscar the Grouch and Grundgetta : One, two friends! (laugh ing)

Grundgetta: Two is my favorite number. Two is neat.

Oscar the Grouch: (spoken) It really is neat. (singing) Two is being together. Two is sweet!

Grundgetta: (spoken) Aw. Two is you and another someone...

Oscar the Grouch and Grundgetta : Having fun.

Oscar the Grouch: Two is simple.

Grundgetta: Two is easy.

Oscar the Grouch and Grundgetta : All two is is one and one.

Oscar the Grouch: Two is our laughing and loving. Two is right!

Grundgetta: (spoken) Mm hmm. (singing) Two is somebody's arms just holding tight.

Oscar the Grouch: Oh yeah!

Oscar the Grouch and Grundgetta : Two you see, is better by far than one could ever be! 'Cause two is you and me!

Oscar the Grouch: Sing it again! Hit it, Grundgetta!

Grundgetta: Two is you and another someone...

Oscar the Grouch and Grundgetta : Having fun!

Oscar the Grouch: Two is simple!

Grundgetta: Two is easy!

Oscar the Grouch and Grundgetta : All two is is one and one.

Grundgetta: Two is laughing and loving. Two is right!

Oscar the Grouch: Ba ba badada. Two is somebody's arms just holding tight.

Oscar the Grouch and Grundgetta : Two you see, is better by far than one could ever be. 'Cause two is you and me! That's two!

Oscar the Grouch: (laughing) Come on, Grundgetta. Let's go.

Grundgetta: Okay. (laughing)

Oscar the Grouch: That was fun!

Grundgetta: That was fun, Oscar!