Open Sesame/U Lecture (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Cookie Monster's Blue Book as Professor Hastings
 * Grover's Orange Book as Ernie

Lyrics
Grover's Orange Book (spoken): "Hi there. Grover's Orange Book here. And now, we'll have Cookie Monster's Blue Book lecture us on the next letter of the alphabet: the letter U. Uhhhh, Cookie Monster's Blue Book?"

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: "Huh?! Huh?! Ah, yes. Good day.

(sung) U is for underpass, U is for underwear, U is for... uhhh... uuhh..." (falls asleep)

(alarm clock rings)

Grover's Orange Book (spoken): "Up, Cookie Monster's Blue Book!"

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: "Huh?! Huh?! Uhm...

(sung) U is for upper plate, U is for undulate, U is for... uhhhh... uhh..." (falls asleep)

(alarm clock rings)

Grover's Orange Book: (spoken) "Up, Cookie Monster's Blue Book!"

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: "Huh?! Huh?!

(sung) One straight line going down and smoothly curving 'round

And heading straight up the other way U is unusual U is unquestionably The start of USA

(spoken) Which began when the United States... uhmm... united... that's another U word.

(sung) As is unicorn Ukulele, uniform and U also sounds like Uncle... umbrella... umpire... uhmm..." (falls asleep)

(alarm clock rings)

Grover's Orange Book: "Up, Cookie Monster's Blue Book, up!"

Cookie Monster's Blue Book: "Huh?! Huh?! Who?!"

Grover's Orange Book: "U!"