Muppet lip balm/Wonderful Me (from Aren't You Glad You're You?)

Cast

 * Kermit's Green Keen Apple as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Kermit's Green Keen Apple: Who is the rottenest, who's the nastiest, Who's the yucchiest person you'll see? Well it's me, me, me, wonderful wonderful me Who's the grouchiest, who's the grumpiest? Who's as cranky as cranky can be? Well, it's me, me, me, wonderful wonderful me

Each morning I ask my mirror up on the wall "Hey, who's worst of all?" Each morning my mirror tells me those words sweet and true: "Why Kermit's Green Keen Apple, it's you"

I am the rottenest, I'm the nastiest I'm the yucchiest person you'll see Yes it's me, grouchiest me, grumpiest me Wonderful me