Grease nail polish/Heavy and Light (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Tell Me About It Stud as Elmo
 * You're the Shade That I Want as Telly Monster

Lyrics
(spoken) Tell Me About It Stud: Oh, hello! Tell Me About It Stud and You're the Shade That I Want are now going to show you all about heavy and light. Yeah. Tell Me About It Stud is going to show you about light with this feather. Which is very light.

You're the Shade That I Want: Yeah, and I'm going to show you about heavy with these heavy bricks.

(sung)

Tell Me About It Stud: Tell Me About It Stud and You're the Shade That I Want Proudly invite You to watch a demonstration Of heavy and light Pay attention So you’ll get it right 'Cause You're the Shade That I Want’s is heavy

You're the Shade That I Want: (spoken) Oh yeah!

Tell Me About It Stud: And Tell Me About It Stud’s is light

You're the Shade That I Want: (spoken) I got it.

You're the Shade That I Want: Well I hope this little lesson Won’t take too long It’s hard to teach heavy Unless you’re strong I’m trying to help Tell Me About It Stud With all my might But mine is heavy And Tell Me About It Stud’s is light

Tell Me About It Stud: Together we can do it Boy this is great

You're the Shade That I Want: Side by side both pullin’ our weight

Tell Me About It Stud: Together makes it easy Gee, this is fun Mine’s like a feather

You're the Shade That I Want: And mine weighs a ton!

Tell Me About It Stud and You're the Shade That I Want : Well we just got started And we’re almost through See what a little Teamwork can do Yeah, it might seem fair But it isn’t quite

You're the Shade That I Want: 'Cause mine is heavy ...

( You're the Shade That I Want falls over from the weight of the bricks he's carrying.)

Tell Me About It Stud: And Tell Me About It Stud’s is light And Tell Me About It Stud’s is light And Tell Me About It Stud’s is light Tell Me About It Stud’s is light Bah da bah da bee do be bah!

Tell Me About It Stud: (spoken to You're the Shade That I Want out of sight on the ground) Umm, You're the Shade That I Want? Oh sorry, You're the Shade That I Want, I didn't see you. What happened to you? Oh, let me help. Let me help. Come on, come on, come on, You're the Shade That I Want, come on. Oh! Boy you are heavy!

( You're the Shade That I Want stands up with the bricks, starts to lean over and they both fall down.)