Group Lore:Chris

Christopher Gross helped found the group with other members of the Big 5 at a lunch table in Hell. Known affectionately as Fatty Fat Fat, his love of all things unhealthy for him, including spicy foods, booze, The Hobbit's Weed, and Leah led him on a strict and straight path to the bowels of perdition.

The Early Years
In the earliest known records, Chris was known as The Belly, and he was everything and anything. Worshipped as a, he found solace in the shifting sands of peace and chaos that inhabited this planet so far from his home at the center of the galaxy.

The Earth was not kind to Chris, though. The gravitational pull fought him at every turn, making it hard for him to move. So he began studying the arts of Shaq-Fu to work on his mobility.

Chris in Group Politics
Chris was outspoken and easily angered. Those who opposed him became devoured by his gaping donkeylips, and in doing so became one with the Multiverse. This was the greatest blessing that Chris was known to give. His greatest contributions to Group Policy included his strong stances against Jews, Frenchies, and Pepsi-Cola.

The Downfall of Chris
Chris' final form was that of The Box. During his final days in the group, his decline into madness and his constant and unbridled ambition to work on Things made him almost unreachable for many years. Oh yeah, and there was Leah as well.

Some Nicknames for Chris
The Fat Guy Fatty Fat Fat Minnesota Fats Fatty McGee Shitty Shitstain Trash Man Grungy Beaver Bullfrog Fatass Sack of Monkey Shit X-Box Cock-Box X-Bitch