The Nutcracker nail polish/As I Was Going to St. Ives (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Berry Fairy Fun as Purple Anything Muppet boy
 * Envy the Adventure as Green Anything Muppet girl

Lyrics
Berry Fairy Fun: Hi, there. Hey, listen, do you know what this is?

Envy the Adventure: Yes, that's a seven.

Berry Fairy Fun: Right. Well, I'm gonna sing a song that has lots of seven in it, see? And when I'm finished, I have a riddle for you, okay?

Envy the Adventure: Okay.

Berry Fairy Fun: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.

Envy the Adventure: You met a man with seven wives?

Berry Fairy Fun: And every wife had seven sacks. Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kittens: Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going to St. Ives?

Envy the Adventure: You mean how many were going to St. Ives?

Berry Fairy Fun: (singing) How many were going to St. Ives? (spoken) Okay, that's the riddle. How many were going to St. Ives?

Envy the Adventure: Oh, oh, boy. Are you kidding? See, you sang that song so fast, I can't add all those sevens so fast.

Berry Fairy Fun: Okay, well, I tell you what I'm gonna do.

Envy the Adventure: What?

Berry Fairy Fun: I'll sing the song once more. And then you have to answer it, okay?

Envy the Adventure: Oh, okay. I'll figure out on some paper here.

Berry Fairy Fun: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.

Envy the Adventure: You met a man with seven wives. I know that.

Berry Fairy Fun: And every wife had seven sacks. ( Envy the Adventure: Seven sacks. ) Every sack had seven cats, ( Envy the Adventure: Seven cats. ) Every cat had seven kittens: ( Envy the Adventure: Seven kittens. ) Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, ( Envy the Adventure: Kittens, cats, seven wives. ) How many were going to St. Ives?

Envy the Adventure: Yeah. That's the question. How many were going to St. Ives, huh?

Berry Fairy Fun: How many were going to St. Ives?

Envy the Adventure: Okay, well, seventeen cats and seven-hundred...that's seven carried the two and then ninety-nine sacks.

Berry Fairy Fun: Okay, that's, that's, that's the riddle. That's the riddle. And how many were going to St. Ives? You have to answer now.

Envy the Adventure: I'm still figuring. Ninety-nine cats, seventy-eight wives...

Berry Fairy Fun: No, no, no. You give up?

Envy the Adventure: Well, no, I don't have time to figure, you see.

Berry Fairy Fun: No, your time is up! And the answer is, the answer is one.

Envy the Adventure: One?

Berry Fairy Fun: One. Just me. See, I said as I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. You see, the man has seven wives and all of those people were going the other way. See, the riddle was how many were going to St. Ives and I was the only one going to St. Ives because all the others were going the other way.

Envy the Adventure: How many?

Berry Fairy Fun: What?

Envy the Adventure: How many were going the other way?

Berry Fairy Fun: Well, gee, I never thought about that. That's not part of the riddle.

Envy the Adventure: 1 man, 7 wives, 49 sacks, 343 cats, 2,401 kittens. That makes 2,801 that were going the other way. Hmm.

Berry Fairy Fun: How about that?