Sesame Street Crayons/If I Didn't Have You (from Monsters, Inc.)

Cast

 * Ernie Clear Sky Blue as Sulley
 * Oscar Grouchy Green as Mike Wazowski

Lyrics
Ernie Clear Sky Blue: If I were a rich man With a million or two Oscar Grouchy Green: I'd live in a penthouse In a room, with a view

Ernie Clear Sky Blue: And if I were handsome (Oscar Grouchy Green: No way) It could happen Those dreams do come true I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have you

Wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin'

Oscar Grouchy Green: Can I tell you something? For years I have envied (Ernie Clear Sky Blue: You green with it) Your grace and your charm Everyone loves you, you know? (Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Yes I know, I know, I know)

Oscar Grouchy Green: I must admit it, big guy You always come through I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have you

Oscar Grouchy Green and Ernie Clear Sky Blue: You and me together That's how it Always should be One without the other Don't mean nothing to me Nothing to me Ya

Ernie Clear Sky Blue: I wouldn't be nothin' (Aw now) If I didn't have you To serve

Oscar Grouchy Green: I'm just A punky little eyeball And a funky optic nerve Hey, I never told you this

Sometimes I get a little blue (Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Looks good on you) But I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have you

Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Let's dance (Oscar Grouchy Green: Ha, ha) Oscar Grouchy Green: Look, Ma, I'm dancin' Would you let me lead?

Look at That's it two big guys Who are light on their feet

Don't you dare dip me Don't you dare dip me Don't you dare dip me Ow, I should have stretched

Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Yes, I wouldn't be nothin' If I didn't have you (Oscar Grouchy Green: I know what you mean, Ernie Clear Sky Blue, because)

I wouldn't know Where to go (Oscar Grouchy Green: Me too because I) Or know, what to do (Oscar Grouchy Green: Why do you keep singin' my part?) Oscar Grouchy Green: and Ernie Clear Sky Blue: I don't have to say it (Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Aw, say it anyway) Oscar Grouchy Green: and Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Cause we both know It's true

I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have Youuuuu!

Oscar Grouchy Green: One more time! Big one!

Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Don't have to say it Oscar Grouchy Green: Where'd everybody come from? Ernie Clear Sky Blue: Oh, we both know it's true Oscar Grouchy Green: Let's take it home, big guy

Oscar Grouchy Green: and Ernie Clear Sky Blue: I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have I wouldn't have nothin' If I didn't have

Oscar Grouchy Green: You, you, you A-E-I-O That means you Ya!