The Loud House Own Episodes: Leni The Game

Lincoln, 9 Sisters and Leni are playing Certified Public Accountant, but they think the game is too boring, so Leni decides to invent his own game.

Transcript

 * [The episode begins with Lincoln and 9 sisters, who are seen playing a board game between The Loud House]
 * Leni: I don't get it! What's an audit?
 * Lincoln: I don't know. Let me check the rules. [drops the giant rule book on the ground, opening it] Playing "Certified Public Accountant" isn't as much fun as I thought. [he slides the book away] Maybe it'll be funner if we play louder!
 * Leni: [grabs the dice, shaking it] I am rolling the dice! [she rolls the dice] Now I am moving! [she picks up a piece and puts it in another spot, picking up a card]"Run...Spreadsheets"?
 * Lincoln: What does that even mean?! [As Lincoln is talking, the screen goes over to Lori, who is sunbathing. Leni, annoyed by their shouting, turns up the volume on his iPod.]
 * Leni: Well, maybe I'm supposed to run around with this sheet we spread on the ground!
 * Lincoln: Yeah, that sounds right to me!
 * [Leni flips the sheet and all the pieces to the game fall on Lori. Lori gets irritated as Leni runs around with the sheet while Lincoln and 9 sisters laughs.]
 * Luan: Hey, Lori. Wanna play "Certified Public Accountant" with us? It was a peeling split! (Laughs) Get it?
 * Lori: Oh, let me think. That sounds so NO!
 * [Leni keeps running around with the sheet until he trips on the game board.]
 * Leni: I don't think this game is ripe.
 * Lincoln: Yeah, maybe it got picked too soon.
 * Lori: [scoffs] What? Do you think that games grow on trees? [laughs]
 * Leni: Doesn't everything grow on trees?
 * Lori: No, you ninny! Somebody makes them.
 * Leni: Makes them?
 * Lori: Yeah. Somebody thinks up the game, then they make the game.
 * Leni: Then I could make a game?
 * Lori: No, you couldn't. You would be incapable.
 * Lynn: Well, I think Leni could make up a game.
 * Lori: Your operative word there is think.
 * Leni: Yeah! The opernive... word is think! [laughs] Thanks, Lori! I'll do it!
 * Lincoln: Go get'em, Leni!
 * (Lily giggles)
 * Lucy: The hand is a walking shadow.
 * Lori: [sighs as he rubs his head] Crazy morons.
 * [The scene changes to Squidward at the Leni and Lori's Room. Leni comes in.]
 * Leni: I invented a game! I invented a game!
 * Lori: Whoopee. Do tell.
 * Leni: Well, you know how hard "Tic-Tac-Toe" is and how it always takes so long to play?
 * Lori: Uh-huh.
 * Leni: Yeah! Well, I made it easier and faster!
 * Lori: [sighs] I know I'm gonna hate myself for saying this, but what have you got?
 * Leni: It's called... [hold out a notebook] "Tic-Tac"! You start with two lines that are crossed. And then the first person puts an X. And then the next person puts an, uh... [thinks]
 * Lori: O?
 * Leni: Oh, yeah! An O! And the first person to get two in a row draws a line through them and says, "Tic-Tac"!. [rips off paper and laughs] You start!
 * [Lori draws an X then Leni draws an O. Lori draws another X and draws a line through them.]
 * Lori: Tic-Tac.
 * Leni: Uh... [rips off paper] Best two out of four?
 * Many Tic-Tacs later...
 * [Lori and Leni had been playing "Tic-Tac" for a while. As they played one more time, Leni becomes worried as Squidward draws in the notebook.]
 * Lori: Tic and Tac.
 * Leni: I should've gone with my first idea: "Tic".
 * [The scene changes to Lori riding his recumbent bicycle. Leni runs up to him.]
 * Leni: Lori, I got a new game! It's called "Rock, Paper, Butter"!
 * [Leni holds out a stick of butter melting in his hand.]
 * Lori: Butterin' than the different game? [laughs]
 * [Lori rides away as Leni eats the stick of butter and sulks sadly back home. The scene changes to Lori watering his garden. Leni shows up with two ropes. A long one and a short one.]
 * Leni: Lori, I got it! [throws the ropes on the ground] Whose rope is longer? You... [Lori picks up the long rope before Lori finishes] Aww! You played this before!
 * [Patrick walks away angrily. The scene changes to Lily and Lisa's bedroom'.]
 * Lily: [laughs]
 * Leni: Lisa, I've been trying to invent a game, but every game I invent is a failure.
 * Lisa: [puts some stuff in her blender] If you want to invent a game, you should study all the games you like and figure out what it is you liked best about them. [mixes her blender] Then you can use those elements in the game you invent. [drinks her smoothie she made from her blender]
 * [Mini Brain Leni pops out of Leni's eye and throws a light bulb above his head. Once Mini Brain Leni puts Leni eye back in place, Leni pulled the rope and lights up the light bulb, which helped him get an idea.]
 * Leni: [gasps] I know what to do!
 * [The scene changes to Leni and Lori's Room and all of Leni's board games are stack on a table.]
 * Leni: And so it begins.
 * [Leni begins creating his game. First, she takes a game piece, puts glue on it, and adds google eyes. Then she cuts a board game in half with the scissors, which resulted in cutting himself in half. Then she glues the board together and puts some tape on it. However, the tape slides off because the glues was still wet, but Leni didn't mind. Leni continued working on his game for a few hours, and by the time she was finished, she pulled the lever and electricity starts bringing the game to life as if she was a mad scientist bringing a robot to life in a horror movie.]
 * Leni: [laughs maniacally] It's a game! It's a game! Now I know what it's like to be a game maker!
 * [The scene changes to Lincoln and 9 sisters walking to The Loud House at night.]
 * Lori: I don't see the point to this game night. Every game that Leni has "invented" is more pointless and boring than the last.
 * Lynn: This time, he did research.
 * Lori: Well, if it's started, then I'm already bored.
 * Luna: Well, I'm excited! We're gonna be the first people to test out Leni's game!
 * Lincoln: This is gonna be written about it in the history book someday.
 * Lola: Yeah. In crayon.
 * [Everyone shows up at Leni and Lori's Room and Leni comes out.]
 * Leni: Good evening. Please step into my gamatourium.
 * [Everyone steps inside Leni and Lori's Room.]
 * Lori: More like a lamatourium. Ha.
 * [Leni closes the loud house and lands on his chair.]
 * Leni: Welcome, gamers! And behold! [thunderclaps] My game!
 * [Leni's game board is made out of random board games and is shaped like Leni himself.]
 * Lola and Lana: It's beautiful!
 * Lori: [yawns] Are we finished? Who won? [Lynn, disgusted by Lynn's rude behavior, hits Lori's arm]
 * Leni: [laughs] No, my friend. We have only just begun.
 * Lola: What's it called, Leni?
 * Lori: Might I suggest "garbage"? [Lynn growls at Lori] What?
 * Lincoln: Yeah, Leni. What's it called?
 * [As Leni thinks, Mini Brain Leni pushes a light bulb out of his head and it lights up.]
 * Leni: It's called... Leni! The Game! [thunderclaps]
 * Lincoln: Wow!
 * Lori: Could we just get started already? I'm late for my coma. [Lynn zips Lori's mouth shut]
 * Leni: Alright! [eats some snacks] I'll explain the rules. Okay. [gulps] Each player picks a piece to move around the board. The way you decide which player gets to pick the piece by rolling the dice. [As Leni explains, Lincoln and 8 Sisters are amazed. But Lori, on the other hand, was getting impatient] To decide who gets to roll the dice first to see who gets the first choice of players, you have to be...
 * Lori: Look, Leni! You go, then Lynn, then other 8 sisters and Lincoln, then me! Okay?
 * Leni: You mean for picking our player or for starting the game?
 * Lori: [annoyed] Both!
 * Leni: Ok! Now, onto rules of how to play the game.
 * Lori: I've got a great idea. Why don't we just start rolling and you can literally explain the game as we play.
 * Leni: Hmm... [thinks] Okay! [Leni rolls the dice and gets three dots. He moves his game piece and lands on free money.] Oh, money!! [throw money in the air]
 * [Lynn rolls the dice, moves her game piece and lands on beach.]
 * Lynn: Yee-hah! Beach broad property! [places a house shaped piece on beach]
 * [Lincoln rolls the dice and gets four dots. He moves his game piece and lands on a treasure chest. Lincoln takes a treasure which has diver's license on it.]
 * Lincoln: Driver's license! Driver's license! But what does that mean?
 * Leni: Oh, on your next turn, you roll then you can move down the board or you can go round the race track as many times as you rolled.
 * Lincoln: Oh, what should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
 * Lori! Could you give me the dice? Give me the dice? Because it's my turn!
 * [Lori rolls the dice and gets six dots. Lori moves his game piece and lands on "Go to jail".]
 * Lori: Uh-huh.
 * Leni: You go to jail.
 * [Leni puts a cardboard box with the word jail on it. Everyone laughs at Lori as a blue head appears next to him.]
 * Blue Cellmate: What are you in for, pal?
 * Leni: My turn! [rolls the dice and spits it out of his mouth] One... two...
 * [Leni moves his piece to snacks. Once it landed, snack pops out and feeds Leni.]
 * Lori: Oh, good thing you've landed on snacks. You must be famished.
 * [Lola rolls the dice and gets two dots. She moves her piece to Royal Woods Mall.]
 * Lola: Hmm... Royal Woods Mall. I'll buy it!
 * Lana: Hm! I guess that's a game.
 * [Lynn hands out her money while Lincoln rolls the dice.]
 * Lincoln: Twelve. I'll... drive the car!
 * [Lori rolls the dice.]
 * Leni: Oh, you don't get to roll when you're in jail.
 * Lori: Well, what do I do to get out of jail?
 * Leni: You have to roll a six.
 * [Lori rolls the dice again.]
 * Leni: Hey! You can't roll the dice when you're in jail!
 * Luna: Yeah, play by the rules.
 * Lori: Well, if the only way to get out of jail is to roll a six! And I can't roll if I'm in jail! Just how am I supposed to get out of jail?! Grrr!
 * Leni: [Leni pulls out a rule card.] Ah, here it is! [writes on it] The women that is in jail has to stay there unless he rolls a six or someone says her name.
 * Lori: [calmly] Fine. Someone say my name.
 * [Everyone laughs at Lori. Lynn rolls the dice and moves her piece to surgery.]
 * Leni: Oh boy! You landed on "Do a Surgery"! [Leni holds cards while wearing an operation mask.] Now, pick a surgery card.
 * Lynn: [Lynn takes a card] Hmm... Remove finbone from player to your left.
 * [Leni grabs Lori and puts him on the game board.]
 * Lori: What? Wait! No! But I don't have a finbone! I'm a women!
 * Lynn: Hush, now! This won't hurt a bit.
 * [Lynn takes the tweezers and removes a plastic bone from the game board.]
 * Lynn: Got it.
 * Leni: Now, sit back down, you criminal!
 * Lori: Oh, this game doesn't make any sense!
 * Lincoln: Sounds like someone's mad because she hasn't moved.
 * Lori: Well, neither have you.
 * [Lincoln puts a driving helmet on and starts riding on the board with the race car toy.]
 * Lori: [takes off the cardboard box] That's it! I've had enough!
 * Lincoln: Come on, Lori! Wait!
 * Lynn, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Luan and Lana (except Lily): Don't go, Lori!
 * Leni: No wait, Lori!
 * Lincoln: Lori!
 * Leni: Wait, how'd he get out of jail?
 * Luna: Lori made us say his name.
 * Lynn: That was a smart move, Lori!
 * Lori: Huh? Oh. Hmm... [thinks for a bit and goes back to playing]
 * Lincoln: Now you roll after me.
 * [Lincoln rolls the dice and gets five dots.]
 * Lincoln: Five. One, two, three, four, five. Um, I think I'll...
 * Lori: Race the car.
 * Lincoln: I'll...
 * Lori: Race the car!
 * Lincoln: I'll... race the car!
 * [Lincoln puts the driving helmet back on and races around the track again. Lori rolls the dice and gets two dots.]
 * Lori: Oh boy! Snacks!
 * [She moves his piece and lands on snacks. Lincoln continues racing on the track but his movements literally makes Lori's piece go back to jail.]
 * Leni: Jail for Lori!
 * Lori: But I was on snacks!
 * Leni: Tell it to the judge!
 * [Leni puts the cardboard box back on Lori.]
 * Lori: Could someone please tell me what we are supposed to be doing? What's the point? This entire game is completely random! It jumps from one thing to another! I don't know how you are supposed to win! And Leni seems to be making up the rules as SHE GOES ALONG!
 * Leni: Starving! Starving female time!
 * [Lincoln and 8 Sisters feeds Leni random snacks.]
 * Lori: [takes off the box] Okay, I'm literally going outside.
 * Leni: [Leni writes on his rule card.] If a person declares outsidies, then everyone must go outside.
 * Lori: But I didn't say "outsidies" I said...
 * [Everyone pushes Lori outside of Loud House. Leni rolls the dice and gets four dots.]
 * Luan: Four. We are in a giggle zone! Everyone laugh!
 * [Lincoln and 9 sisters laughs. Lynn growls at Lori to make him join.]
 * Lori: Ha.
 * [Lincoln rolls the dice and gets two dots.]
 * Luan: Two. [takes a card] Silly face! Silly face!
 * [Lincoln and 9 Sisters make silly faces, but Lori gets very irritated.]
 * Lynn: Now, that's a silly face!
 * Lincoln: Hey, Lori, you finally understand the rules!
 * Lori: Oh, I get the rules alright! The rules are that it doesn't matter what anybody rolls! You can just make up whatever it means! [takes the dice and rolls them] So, I could just roll the dice and say, "Automatic Winner!"
 * Lincoln: Good job, Lori! You've won!
 * Lynn: Nice play, Lori!
 * Lori: Huh? Oh, you know what, you're right. That was a good play.
 * Leni: Not so fast! [writes on his rule card] No player may declare himself "Automatic Winner."
 * Lori: You did it again. You literally made up another rule! This game is the worst! Stupid game!
 * [Lori grabs Leni's game board and shakes it off of Leni. Then he throws Leni in the air and when Leni landed, the game breaks in half. Lori then destroys the game board out of insane anger. However, the police arrives at the scene.]
 * Highway Speed Patrol: Destruction to private property.
 * [Leni writes on his rule card and gives it to the police. Lori tries to walk away but Nancy O'Malley and the Highway Speed Patrol follow him.]
 * Highway Speed Patrol: Oh, and I see here you are a repeat offender. You're going to real jail.
 * [Nancy O'Malley and the Highway Speed Patrol grab Lori and threw him in the police car.]
 * Lori: Anything to get out of this game! Thanks, Officers!
 * Blue Cellmate: Welcome back!
 * Lori: Somebody say my name!
 * [The police car drives away as the episode ends with Leni appearing on a game board box.]
 * Leni: Game over!