Sesame Street Crayons/Ernie's Drum (from Ernie's Hits)

Cast

 * Zoe Zingy Orange as Ernie
 * Big Bird Feather Yellow as Bert

Transcript
Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hey, Zoe Zingy Orange. I'm going out to mail this letter now.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay, Big Bird Feather Yellow. I'm gonna practice my drums.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, Zoe Zingy Orange. Hey, Zoe Zingy Orange. Zoe Zingy Orange! Hey, Zoe Zingy Orange! ZOE ZINGY ORANGE! ZOE ZINGY ORANGE! Zoe Zingy Orange!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Rubber duckie! Yes, Big Bird Feather Yellow?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: (sighs) I just wanted to tell you that I'm going out without my key. So...

Zoe Zingy Orange: Going out without your key, Big Bird Feather Yellow? Without your key.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Right, right. Zoe Zingy Orange. So when I get back, I'll knock on the door, all right?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: All right.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Sure, Big Bird Feather Yellow. That's fine. (scatting)

Big Bird Feather Yellow: I'll be right back.

Zoe Zingy Orange: Uh, you're right. I'll play you up. (scatting) Mmm hmm. He's gone. Oh, I love playing my drum. I can do the grooviest rhythms. I can do rhythms like boop, boop, ba do boop. Boom, boom, ba do boop. Isn't that neat? And I can do a rhythm like, uh, beep beep beep beep beep beep. Bum bum bum. Beep beep dee dee dee bum bum. Oh, boy. I tell you I've had rhythm in my bones. Hey, hear that sound? That was neat. It sounded like this...Hmm...Oh, again. (scatting) Ba ba ba bum. Oh, cool. (scatting) How was that? (scatting) Swing it! Wow! (scatting) I think I missed one there, but...Gee, you know that groovy sound sort of sounds like someone knocking at the door. I'll go over and see. Why, Big Bird Feather Yellow, was that you knocking on the door?

Big Bird Feather Yellow: OF COURSE IT WAS ME! I'VE BEEN WAITING OUT THERE KNOCKING WITH MY KNUCKLES GETTING SORE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! (sighs)

Zoe Zingy Orange: Oh, wow, Big Bird Feather Yellow. You knock out the coolest rhythms. You played the best rhythms on the door I have ever heard of, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Who cares?! I've been out there all this time!

Zoe Zingy Orange: We could make a great team, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: What are you talking about?!

Zoe Zingy Orange: I mean you can play the door and I'll play the drums, Big Bird Feather Yellow.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: What do you mean I'll play the door?

Zoe Zingy Orange: Look, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Go back outside.

Big Bird Feather Yellow: Oh, no!

Zoe Zingy Orange: Okay, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Now let's start. That's it. ( Big Bird Feather Yellow screaming inaudibly) Way to go, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Keep it up, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Good, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Swing it, Big Bird Feather Yellow. (scatting) Take it, Big Bird Feather Yellow. A solo! Okay, here we go. ( Big Bird Feather Yellow: Hey, come on, let me in there! Big finish now, Big Bird Feather Yellow. Ta-da! Bum, bum! Wonderful, Big Bird Feather Yellow.