Character Mix/You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch (from How the Grinch Stole Christmas)

Cast

 * Big Jeffy (from Sesame Street) as Thurl Ravenscroft

Lyrics
Big Jeffy: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus And as charming as an eel, Mr. Gri-inch... You're a bad banana with a... greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Gri-inch... I wouldn't touch you with a... 39½-foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Gri-inch... Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch You're the King of Sinful Sots Your heart's a dead tomato splotch With moldy purple spots, Mr. Gri-inch... You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich... with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super "Naus" You're a crooked, jerky jockey And you drive a crooked "Hoss", Mr. Gri-inch... Your soul is an appalling dung heap, Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in tangled-up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty-wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Gri-inch... The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: "Stink... stank... stunk!"