The Human Movie (The Lego Movie) trailer/Transcript

(AnimatedFan195 Productions logo)

(The city skyline appears at sunrise)

Hiro Hamada: Good morning, apartment. Ready to start the day. Jumping jacks, hit 'em! 1, 2, 3! I'm so pumped up!

Tagline: Hiro is an ordinary guy

Hiro Hamada: Yes! Overpriced coffee!

Oskar Greason: That's 37 dollars.

Hiro Hamada: Awesome!

("Everything is Awesome" plays)

Tagline: who is about to discover

Hiro Hamada: Oh my gosh, I love this song!

(The humans drive downtown)

Tagline: he's extraordinary.

Hiro Hamada: No! Guys, wait up!

(Hiro trips over something and falls into a hole)

Hiro Hamada: Where am I?

GoGo Tomago: Come with me if you want to not die.

Tagline: From the creator of "Humantopia" and "Big Human Hero 6".

Hiro Hamada: What is happening?

GoGo Tomago: You're the special, and the prophecy states that you're the most important person in the universe. That's you, right?

Hiro Hamada: Uh, yes. That's me.

(Eugene's bat-plane flies into the sky)

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Relax, everybody. I'm here.

Hiro Hamada: Eugene? Awesome!

Duke of Weselton: Who are you here to see?

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: I'm here to see your butt!

(Eugene hits Duke of Weselton with a batarang)

Duke of Weselton: Oh my gosh!

(Eugene tries to hit the button with batarangs, but any of them missed it, and one works while hitting the green button)

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: First try!

(All the humans including Jack, Star, Pony Head and Elsa appear in the meeting)

Ford Pines: My fellow master-humans.

Dipper Pines: Hello.

Ford Pines: Robert Callaghan plans to end the world as we know it. There is yet one hope the special has arisen.

Hiro Hamada: I know what you're thinking. He's the least qualified person to lead us! And you are right.

(The humans boo at Hiro)

Anger: A house divided against itself would be better than this.

(Anger's chair flies out of the meeting)

Hiro Hamada: Anger!

Tagline: This winter

Hiro Hamada: I'm not the special. I'm just a regular normal guy!

GoGo Tomago: You have the ability to be the special, because I believe in you.

(Hiro screams while falling back and forth)

Tagline: Hiro Hamada,

(Hiro still screams)

Tagline: Robert Callaghan,

Robert Callaghan: Human villains, destroy him!

(McLeach shoots lasers up in the ceiling)

Tagline: GoGo Tomago,

GoGo Tomago: Aloha, loser!

(GoGo shoots lasers at the human villains)

Tagline: Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert,

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: We're winning! It's bat pun.

Tagline: McLeach,

McLeach: Take him to the moving chamber!

Hiro Hamada: Isn't there supposed to also be a good cop?

(McLeach switches to Felix)

Fix-It Felix, Jr.: Hi, buddy. Would you like a glass of water?

Hiro Hamada: Yeah, actually.

(Felix switches back to McLeach)

McLeach: Too bad.

(McLeach smashes a glass of water on the floor)

Tagline: and Ford Pines.

Ford Pines: We are entering your mind.

Hiro Hamada: What?!

GoGo Tomago: I don't think he's ever had an original thought.

Hiro Hamada: That's not true.

(Hiro invents the Double-Decker Couch)

Hiro Hamada: Introducing the Double-Decker Couch. So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!

GoGo Tomago: That's literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Ford Pines: Let me handle this. That idea is just the worst.

Title: The Human Movie (The Lego Movie)