Surnames/Spooky Scary Skeletons (by Andrew Gold)

Cast

 * Jones as Andrew Gold

Lyrics
Jones: Spooky scary skeletons Send shivers down your spine Shrieking skulls will shock your soul Seal your doom tonight Spooky scary skeletons Speak with such a screech You'll shake and shudder in surprise When you hear these zombies shriek We're so sorry skeletons You're so misunderstood You only want to socialize But I don't think we should Cause spooky scary skeletons Shout startling shrilly screams They'll sneak from their sarcophagus And just won't leave you be

Spirits supernatural Are shy whats all the fuss But bags of bones seem so unsafe It's semi-serious! Spooky scary skeletons Are silly all the same They'll smile and scrabble slowly by And drive you so insane Sticks and stones will break your bones They seldom let you snooze Spooky scary skeletons Will wake you with a boo!