Antz TV Spot/Transcript

TV Spot #1

 * Narrator: Two friends.
 * Weaver: (Laughing)
 * Narrator: One was the soldier...
 * Weaver: We're the lords of the Earth!
 * Narrator: One was the worker.
 * Z: Handling dirt is not my idea|of a rewarding career. You gotta switch places with me!
 * Narrator: Now they're training jobs...
 * Weaver: Nobody told me digging was so much fun.
 * Narrator: Switching lives...
 * General Mandible: I am proud to send you into battle.
 * Z: I'm sorry. Into battle?
 * Termite: (Roaring)
 * Z: (Screaming)
 * Narrator: And getting into...
 * Z: Whoa!
 * Narrator: The swing of things. Antz.
 * Weaver: You da ant!
 * Narrator: Rated PG.

TV Spot #2

 * Narrator: Critics are calling Antz a new kind of animated classic.
 * Barbatus: Ah, don't get all sappy about it.
 * Narrator: People Magazine says adults will really get a kick out of antz. Entertainment Weekly gets Antz his highest rating.
 * Z: (Screaming)
 * Princess Bala: Don't be so dramatic. (Gasps)
 * Narrator: It's mesmerizing, and very, very funny. Siskel and Ebert gave it two thumbs up.
 * Weaver: You da ant!
 * Narrator: Antz.
 * Z: Please. Please. It was nothing really.
 * Narrator: Rated PG.

TV Spot #3

 * Narrator: The ant world...
 * Z: Look out!
 * Narrator: And our world...
 * Princess Bala: Get me outta here!
 * Narrator: Are about to collide with a big way.
 * Z: Hi.
 * Narrator: Antz. Rated PG.
 * Z: Who the heck is that?

TV Spot #4

 * Princess Bala: Hi. Wanna dance?
 * Z: Absolutely.
 * Narrator: With an ant named Z fill for a princess.
 * Z: You're a princess?
 * General Mandible: Arrest him.
 * Z: Hey! Wait the minute.
 * Narrator: He never realize...
 * Princess Bala: Let go of me!
 * Narrator: That royal pain love could be.
 * Princess Bala: Don't you realize that I'm out of your league?
 * Z: The trick is not to panic.
 * Princess Bala: I've been kidnapped by the village idiot. Are you out of your puny little mind?
 * Z: Look out!
 * Princess Bala: Z, help me!
 * Narrator: Antz. Rated PG.