Avenue Q nail polish/Simon's Song (from What Time Is It on Sesame Street?)

Cast

 * The More You Ruv Someone as Simon Soundman

Lyrics
The More You Ruv Someone: (spoken) Hello there. It's 3 o'clock. The big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. 3 o'clock and 3 o'clock everyday happens to be the time I drive home from work in my (car sound) and as soon as I get home everyday, you know what I do? Well, when I get home, I go out for a walk with my (barking) and I wanted to tell you a story of what happened the other day when I was out walking with my (barking). You see... (singing) I was taking a walk, walking with my (ruff, ruff, ruff) He’s the friendliest (ruff, ruff, ruff) that you’d ever see But we met a (meow), a furry old (meow) And my funny old (ruff, ruff, ruff) chased her up a tree

Couldn’t get her down, so I found a (ring) And I dialed that (ring), called a friend I knew Told him how my (ruff, ruff, ruff) had scared the (meow) She was stuck in a tree, what was I to do?

Well, my silly old friend said you’ll need a (soar) A great big (soar) with wings to fly Jump into that (soar), fly up to the (meow) And grab her down as you’re flying by

Well, I hung up the (ring) then I heard a (ding, ding, ding) And a big red (ding, ding, ding) drove up next to me A man got off of that (ding, ding, ding) with a great big ladder He climbed up to the (meow), got her down from the tree

So I thanked the man. He drove off in the (ding, ding, ding) Called my friend on the (ring), told him things were okay Said goodbye to the (meow), then I called my (ruff, ruff, ruff) And me and my (ruff, ruff, ruff), we went on our way And me and my (ruff, ruff, ruff), we went on our way Come on, pooch.