It's a Not-So Meaningful Light Blu-Ray Trailer

Transcript

 * Narrator: For thousands of years, the story's been told of a man who was eaten by a shark and lived to tell about it. You've never heard this story 'til you've heard it told... by vegetables
 * Girls: We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around...
 * Young Lass: Girls, knock it off. It's three o'clock in the morning.
 * Narrator: Something BIG is coming...
 * Young Lass: Girls?
 * Narrator: Something beyond IMAGINATION...
 * Young Lass: Girls?
 * Narrator: It's not ANIMAL...
 * Young Lass: Girls?
 * Narrator: It's not MINERAL...
 * Young Lass: What are you saying?
 * Narrator: So it must be... vegetable.
 * Young Lass: Oh, you are right.
 * Ginger Snap: We're in a storm like I've never seen before! If we don't do something quick, we're gonna sink!
 * Narrator: Before Jaws...
 * Ginger Snap: Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here!
 * Mr. Malab: I admit it. It's my fault!
 * Narrator: Before 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea...
 * Mr. Malab: I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea.
 * Ginger Snap: Oh yeah? Check this out!
 * Girls: We're Vikings, what do you know the terrors of the sea. We're Vikings, wherever we go pillaging happily.
 * Narrator: Before Free Willy...
 * (Young lass sails in rowboat)
 * Narrator: You've danced with "Fiddler on the Roof"...
 * Young Lass: Cool.
 * Narrator: You've thrilled to "The Sound of Music"...
 * (Dramatic music plays)
 * Narrator: She saw the signs...
 * (Lightning bolt)
 * Narrator: She tried to warn us...
 * (Boat rocks in storm)
 * Narrator: Now, in our darkest hour...
 * (Shark swallows Mr. Malab)
 * Narrator: She's got a plan...
 * (The queen is thrown out)
 * Narrator: To save us all...
 * (An abrupt shot of the evil master)
 * Narrator: From a greedy scheme in the biggest fish story of all time - It's a Not-So Meaningful Light. Coming to Blu-Ray November 2015