Avenue Q/Upside Down World (from Follow That Bird)

Cast

 * Nicky as Ernie
 * Rod as Bert

Lyrics
Nicky: Hey, Rod! Come fly with me in an upside-down world!

( Rod: Whaaa! )

There's so many strange things to see! (laugh) There's upside-down people who walk down the street With upside-down shoes on their upside-down feet In an upside-down world

( Rod: Nicky!! )

In an upside-down world

( Rod: Nicky, I don't feel so good )

Nicky: Whee! It's fun to be in an upside-down world There's fish that fall out of the sea

( Rod: Uh oh! )

There's upside-down clocks that make everyone late!

( Rod: Aaah! )

Upside-down food that won't stay on your plate In an upside-down world (laugh) In an upside-down world!

There's upside down everything all over town It all looks so funny that I've got to frown 'Cause a frown is a smile when it's turned upside-down In an upside-down

( Rod: What side down? )

Nicky: Upside-down world.

Spoken: Nicky: Hey, Rod, how'd you like to take over the controls?

Rod: No! No! Never in a million years!

Nicky: Yeah, Rod, it's really easy!

Rod: No! No!

Nicky: Hey, Rod, I'm going to trade places with you!

Rod: What?? What, no, Nicky!

(sound of airplane listing to one side badly)

Rod: *laugh* Hey, Nicky, this is fun! (laughing)

Nicky: We don't have time for fun now, Rod! We've gotta find Princeton!

Rod: Oh!

Sung: Rod: There's upside-down everything all over town It all looks so funny, that I've got to frown 'Cause a frown! Is a smile! When it's turned upside-down! In an upside down, what side down?, whoops side down, oops side down, what side down, upside down woooooorld!!!!!

Spoken: Nicky: Oh no, I think you've lost him, Rod!

Rod: I'VE lost him???

Nicky: Yeah, while you were singing, Rod!

Rod: But ... you were singing too, you always do this to me!

Nicky: Why don't you just turn the plane around?

Rod: You, you, you drive it!!

Nicky: Would you just turn the plane around?

(fading voices)