Solid Snake Throws a Tantrum (A Metal Gear Solid and Sonic Crossover)

Transcript

 * Colonel: One day, Snake, Meryl and Otacon went to the video store. Snake saw a Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun DVD of Kaboom Entertainment, it happenede.
 * Solid Snake: Can I have it?
 * Otacon: No, Snake.
 * Meryl: Yeah, yeah, it's a phony.
 * Solid Snake: But...but...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT THAT NOW!!
 * Otacon: YOU MUST DIE!
 * Colonel: Soon three days, and now it's a next day. Snake went to the another video store. Snake saw a 2003 VHS of Stitch! The Movie, it happened.
 * Solid Snake: Can I have this thing?
 * Otacon: No, thank you.
 * Meryl: You have a cost of money.
 * Solid Snake: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
 * Otacon: CUT THAT OUT, SNAKE!!
 * Meryl: That's it! I'm calling the Police right now!
 * [He codec calls at the sound. In the codec screen.]
 * Naomi Hunter: What's going on?
 * Solid Snake: OH NO! THIS CAN'T BE! NO, NO, NO, NO!
 * [Back to the video.]
 * Knuckles: Snake, what you're doing?
 * Solid Snake: Stop! This can't be!
 * Knuckles: That's it! You gonna get flushed down the toilet! You ready?
 * Solid Snake: No... NO... [toilet flushes] NO-OOOOOO!!!
 * Tails: [cries] NOOOOOOOOO!
 * Naomi Hunter: [Fade out, in the Game Over screen in Metal Gear Solid 1.] No... Snake! SNAKE!!
 * Ringmaster: You killed Snake! You medieval dickweed!
 * Amy Rose: Gosh, what happened to Snake, I was about in 30 days.
 * Solid Snake: NO! NOT A 30 DAYS!
 * Amy Rose: YES! 30 DAYS!
 * Solid Snake: How can you stay for?
 * Dulcy: 30 days, good-bye.
 * Solid Snake: (sighs)