The Lex Luthor in the Hat (2003) part 3 - Mom Tidies Up the House for Work Party/Ramsley Wants to Send Joker to Military School


 * Joan: You are so lucky you didn't ruin this dresss.
 * Alan: Mom, I know you're angry,
 * but there's something you need to know.
 * Ginny: This was all Harley Quinn's fault. Oh, really?
 * And how, exactly, was it Harley Quinn's fault?
 * Joan: Give me a minute. I'm workin' on it.
 * Save it, Alan.
 * Alan: Why today? Why did you have to pick today to destroy the house?
 * Joan: You know what's happening today.
 * Alan: I tried to tell him, Mom.
 * Joan: "Mom's throwing a very important party," I said.
 * "All other important clients will be here."
 * Ginny: But they went right ahead and wrecked the house and let Killer Croc and Man-Bat away.
 * Now, again, I hope you're going to ground them.
 * Joan: Yes, Ginny, for a week, but thet's none of your business
 * Ginny: A week? Come on. Two days.
 * Joan: I asked you to do one thing today, Alan...
 * keep the house clean.
 * Do you know how frustrating it is that you're always doing the exact opposite of what I say?
 * Ramsley: Knock, knock, knock.
 * Someone lose a dog?
 * I found them next door...
 * in my yard... again.
 * Hugo Strange: You are a saint.
 * Ramsley: And here I thought yo were only dating me for my good looks.
 * Bash Street Kids: Lucky us. Ramsley is here.
 * Ramsley: Hey, a sport. Call me Ramsley. Okay?
 * Ginny: You rescued Killer Croc and Man-Bat! Thanks, Ramsley!
 * Hugo Strange: I was my pleasure, Harley Quinn.
 * Ramsley: Anything for my little princess.
 * Harley Quinn: Oh, I don't wanna be a princess.
 * Riddler: In a constitutional monarchy parliament has all the real power.
 * Scarecrow: I see. Okay, that's great.
 * Poison Ivy: Uh, look, pal, be a sport.
 * Penguin: Why don't you go tidy up the living room. Okay... dude?
 * Two-Face: I don't have to listen to you, Ramsley.
 * Alan: Joker, do what Ramsley says.
 * Joker: Have you given some thought about the Wilhelm Academy?
 * Joan: You mean the Colonel Wilhelm Military Academy for Troubled Youth?
 * Ramsley: That's the one, Joan.
 * Joan: I'm not sure it's right for Joker.
 * Alan: Oh, Joan, Joan.
 * Ginny: Joan, Joan, Joan.
 * Ramsley: I have so much respect for you, Joan.
 * Single mother, career woman, raising two children on your own,
 * and still finding time to be the best darned real estate agent in town.
 * I know how hard it is, Joan.
 * Joan: It is hard. Oh... I know.
 * Ramsley: And I know how hard you're trying.
 * Joan: This is a once-in-a-lifetime proposition, and you must act now.
 * Ramsley: The Colonel Wilhelm Military Academy for Troubled Youth...
 * is what we call in the sales game a win-win scenario.
 * A top-flight military school, and it's only... eight hours away.
 * Joan: Oh, the phone.
 * Hugo Strange: I heard what you said.
 * Harley Quinn: I'm not going to military school, Ramsley.
 * Ramsley: Look, buddy,
 * I know I'm not your dad...
 * and this is probaly really strange for you...
 * your neighbor's dating your mom.
 * But here's the thing, son. Come here.
 * Hugo Strange: I don't like you either.
 * Ramsley: But I'm gonna marry your mom.
 * Hugo Strange: And if it was up to me, you'd be at military school today.
 * Harley Quinn: I'm not going to military school. Ohh!
 * Joker: I think you're gonna love it.
 * Riddler: It's just like summer camp,
 * Scarecrow: except with brutal forced marches...
 * Poison Ivy: and soul-crushing discipline.
 * Penguin: And one more thing... It's Ramsley, you shot-nosed son of a...
 * Two-Face: wonderful woman who I'm crazy about! Oww!
 * Ramsley: Gosh, I love children!
 * Ra's Al Ghul: Oh, Joan, I didn't see you there.
 * Max Shreck: Would you be a doll and help me bring up chairs from the basement?
 * Catwoman: Nothing would give more pleasure, Joan,
 * Mr. Freeze: but I do have to run.
 * Bane: I have a very important sales conference downtown.
 * Clayface: Oh, Okay.
 * Mad Hatter: Well, I'll see you at the party tonight.
 * Ramsley: Sure.
 * Alan: Mom, that guy's a total phony.
 * Ginny: You can't let Ramsley...
 * Joan: It's Ramsley, Joker.