Red Characters/Shaft (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Elmo (from Sesame Street) as Bart Simpson
 * Zoey (from Total Drama) as Lisa Simpson

Lyrics
Elmo: Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? ( Zoey: Shaft ) You're damn right Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother, man? ( Zoey: Shaft ) Can ya dig it? Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? ( Zoey: Shaft ) Right on You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother ( Zoey: Shut your mouth ) But I'm talkin' about Shaft ( Zoey: Then we can dig it ) He's a complicated man but no one understands him but his woman ( Zoey: John Shaft )