Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/I am Just a Simple Paper Boy (from The Simpsons)

Cast

 * Snuffleupagus Brown as Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
 * Big Bird Yellow as Marge Simpson

Lyrics
Snuffleupagus Brown: I'm collecting for The Evening Star.

Big Bird Yellow: Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.

Snuffleupagus Brown: I am just a simple paper boy, No romance do I seek. I just wanted forty cents For my deliveries last week. Will this bewitching floozy Seduce this humble newsie? Oh, what's a paper boy to...do? ( Big Bird Yellow kisses Snuffleupagus Brown ) Woo-hoo!