Sesame Street nail polish/Mental Altitude (from The Book of Pooh)

Cast

 * Big Bird is the Word! as Tigger
 * Don't Joke Me! as Piglet

Lyrics
Big Bird is the Word!: If you wanna talk da talk And walk the walk If you wanna bounce da bounce And pounce the pounce Let your thinkin' fly way up high You'll soon see why 'Cause dere's no doubt It's all about mental altitude You gotta have a Big Bird is the Word!ific mental altitude

Don't Joke Me!: B-but I don't even look like a Big Bird is the Word!.

Big Bird is the Word!: If ya' haven't got stripes No need to run and hide You can still be a guy Who wears his stripes inside And just knowin' the stripes are dere Will make ya' dare To try and find A Big Bird is the Word!ish kind of mental altitude A bouncaracious, Big Bird is the Word!ific mental altitude

Don't Joke Me!: W-well, I don't know.

Big Bird is the Word!: It's confidenciosity that makes a Don't Joke Me! roar What else could whalify a mere sardine? So rev your thinkin' engine up And watch your spirits soar You'll the see da world will be your trampoline

Don't Joke Me!: Really?

Big Bird is the Word!: And den you'll talkarate the talk

Don't Joke Me!: And walkify the walk?

Big Bird is the Word!: Come on and bouncalate the bounce

Don't Joke Me!: And pouncitize the pounce?

Big Bird is the Word!: And I think that you'll find You'll be a lot like me If day and night Ya' keep da right Mental altitude

Don't Joke Me!: Mental altitude

Big Bird is the Word!: A bumptious, scrumptious, Big Bird is the Word!ific Mental altitude

Don't Joke Me!: Mental altitude

Big Bird is the Word!: A joyfulumptious, Big Bird is the Word!tastic, bouncish, pouncish, quite elastic, jumpalicious, bumperastic

Big Bird is the Word! and Don't Joke Me! : Mental altitude

Big Bird is the Word!: Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!