Grease nail polish/Do What I Do (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Summer Lovin' Having a Blast! as Ernie
 * Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be as Sandy the Snake

Lyrics
Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, there's my friend, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. Hello, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be! How are you doing?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Okay, I guess. How are you doing?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: How am I doing? Can't you tell just by looking at me?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Hmmm? What do you mean?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, people will show how they feel by what they do and how they look. You want people to know how you're feeling by looking at you?

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I suppose so. What do I have to do?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (spoken) Oh, it's easy. Just listen, and I will tell you. (singing) What do you do when you're feeling happy and you want to show off just how great it feels. Well, do what I do. I say do what I do. Go and do what I do. Just snap your fingers and click your heels.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Snap my fingers? Click my heels? Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!, I'm a snake. Snakes don't have fingers or heels. This doesn't help me at all.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (spoken) Oh. Oh dear, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. I never thought of that. Well, I guess you'll just have to tell people if you're feeling happy. But anyhow... (singing) What do you do when you're feeling sad? You're sorry and blue from your head to your toes.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Toes? What toes?

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Well, do what I do. I say do what I do. Go and do what I do. Just wipe off your tears, and blow your nose.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Blow my nose? What nose? And what am I supposed to wipe the tears off with? I don't have fingers to hold a handkerchief, Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!. I'm getting angry.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (spoken) Oh, yeah? Angry, huh? (singing) Well, what do you do when you're feeling angry? You're mad on the surface and underneath. Well, do what I do. I say do what I do. Go and do what I do. Just clench your fist and gnash your teeth.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Clench my fists? Gnash my teeth. I don't have fists. And I have fangs, not teeth.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: Oh, oh, all right, all right. So you don't have fists or teeth. You don't have to yell about it, Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be. I'm sure you can find a way to show me how you feel.

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: Well, what do I do when I'm feeling mad? I'm burning and ready for a great big battle. Well, here's what I do. I say, here's what I do. Listen, here's what I do. I sharpen my fangs, and I shake my rattle.

Summer Lovin' Having a Blast!: (laughing) Oh, you sharpen your fangs and shake your rattle? What good does that do? Because nobody has fangs or a rattle except...(gasps) except a rattlesnake. (yelps) A rattlesnake, a rat...help, a rattlesnake!

Meet a Boy Cute As Can Be: I guess I showed him. (hisses)