IRM:Apply

So, you want to apply to be a member of IRM? Well, applying may or may not be easy &mdash; you see, this all depends on your personal preferences, taste in music, food, pen-style, cameraphone and etc... There is also many rules to I.R.M.. Or maybe not &mdash; again, this all depends on your personal preferences. For example:


 * What is your favourite animal?
 * A: Squirrels
 * B: Moose
 * C: All of the above
 * D: None of the above, except squirrel
 * E: None of the above, except moose
 * F: None of the above, except moose AND squirrel
 * G: None of the above, except the "None of the above" questions
 * Z: All of the above (again)

Now that you understand, we can move onto application. Leave application requests at the bottom of this page, under the section entitled "Pending applications".

Rules

 * Though outh never reveal thy "I.R.M."'s meaning
 * Though outh never speak of "I.R.M."'s meaning
 * Though outh not learn meaning of said "I.R.M."
 * If thou learn thy meaning of I.R.M., thou shalt suffer beheading and/or castration
 * If thou art to correct bad english of thy rules, thou shalt suffereth chemicle castration
 * Thou shalt like thy word "Thou," "Thy," "Art," "Shalt," and "Outh" and "-eth"

Pending applications

 * Your name here!