Random Characters/Mary Had a Little Lamb (from Music Maker)

Cast

 * The White Rabbit (from Alice in Wonderland) as Grover
 * Dr. Phil van Neuter (from The Muppets) as Ernie

Lyrics
Dr. Phil van Neuter: Okay, White Rabbit. How about you sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb"? (laughing)

The White Rabbit: (spoken) You would like me to sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb"? Oh, that is such a nice little song. (singing) Oh, Mary had a little ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: ham ), Little ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: ham ), Little ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: ham ), Mary had a little ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: ham ), (spoken) Dr. Phil van Neuter. (singing) Whose fleece was white as snow, sorry. Everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, Everywhere that Mary went, The ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: ham ) (spoken) Dr. Phil van Neuter! (singing) was sure to go.

Mary had a little ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: clam ), (sighs) Little ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: clam ), Little ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: clam ), Mary had a little ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: clam ), (spoken) Dr. Phil van Neuter! (singing) Whose fleece was white as snow.

Everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, Everywhere that Mary went, The ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: clam ) was sure to go.

Mary had a little ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: fan ), (spoken) I knew it! (singing) Little ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: fan ), (spoken) Sure, why not? (singing) Little ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: fan ), Mary had a little ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: fan ), (spoken) Dr. Phil van Neuter! (singing) Its fleece was white as snow.

Everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, Everywhere that Mary went, (spoken) Stay out of here, Dr. Phil van Neuter! (singing) The ( Dr. Phil van Neuter: fan ) was sure to go. (spoken) Dr. Phil van Neuter! Dr. Phil van Neuter, what are you doing? Hmm, hmm, hmm? Well, stop that.

Dr. Phil van Neuter: I never knew about all the little things Mary had. (laughing)