Sesame Street Around the Corner socks/If You Were Gay (from Avenue Q)

Cast

 * Oscar Green as Nicky
 * Cookie Monster Turquoise as Rod

Lyrics
Cookie Monster Turquoise: Aah, an afternoon alone with My favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?

Oscar Green: Oh, hi Cookie Monster Turquoise!

Cookie Monster Turquoise: Hi Oscar Green.

Oscar Green: Hey Cookie Monster Turquoise, you'll never Guess what happened to Me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

Cookie Monster Turquoise: That's very interesting.

Oscar Green: He was being real friendly, And I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!

Cookie Monster Turquoise: Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?

Oscar Green: Oh, you don't have to get All defensive about it, Cookie Monster Turquoise...

Cookie Monster Turquoise: I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read.

Oscar Green: Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Cookie Monster Turquoise. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

Cookie Monster Turquoise: I don't want to talk about it, Oscar the Grouch Green! This conversation is over!!!

Oscar Green: Yeah, but...

Cookie Monster Turquoise: OVER!!!

Oscar Green: Well, okay, but just so you know — If you were gay That'd be okay I mean 'cause, hey I'd like you anyway Because you see If it were me I would feel free To say that I was gay (But I'm not gay.)

Cookie Monster Turquoise: Oscar Green, please! I am trying to read.... What?!

Oscar Green: If you were queer

Cookie Monster Turquoise: Ah, Oscar Green!

Oscar Green: I'd still be here

Cookie Monster Turquoise: Oscar Green, I'm trying to read this book.

Oscar Green: Year after year

Cookie Monster Turquoise: Oscar Green!

Oscar Green: Because you're dear to me

Cookie Monster Turquoise: Argh!

Oscar Green: And I know that you

Cookie Monster Turquoise: What?

Oscar Green: Would accept me too

Cookie Monster Turquoise: I would?

Oscar Green: If I told you today "Hey! Guess what I'm gay!" (But I'm not gay.) I'm happy Just being with you

Cookie Monster Turquoise: High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

Oscar Green: So what should it Matter to me What you do in bed With guys?

Cookie Monster Turquoise: Oscar Green, that's GROSS!

Oscar Green: No it's not! If you were gay I'd shout hooray!

Cookie Monster Turquoise: I am not listening!

Oscar Green: And here I'd stay

Cookie Monster Turquoise: La la la la la!

Oscar Green: But I wouldn't get In your way.

Cookie Monster Turquoise: Aaaah!

Oscar Green: You can count on me To always be Beside you every day To tell you it's okay You were just born That way And, as they say It's in your DNA You're gay!

Cookie Monster Turquoise: BUT I'M NOT GAY!

Oscar Green: If you were gay.

Cookie Monster Turquoise: Argh!