~The Mr. Kennedy Diary~

Day 1-Kennedy Returns ---

JR.:Welcome to Bah GAWD MONDAY NIGHT BAW GAWD RAW!

King:Yes welcome! Tonight Raw is brought to you b-

JR:SKITTLES! FRUITY SKITTLES!

King:No. Snickers.

JR: D:< SKITTLES!

King:Ummmmmm....JR,THERES BBQ IN THE STREET!

JR:*Runs out of Staple Center and into the street* *is hit by a car*


 * Joey Styles walks out to be the Announcer*

Joey:OH MY GOD! I'M A ANNOUNCER ON RAW AGAIN!

King:He should get annoying....LOOK JOEY! THERES TOMMY DREAMER OUT IN THE STREET TO INTERVEIW!


 * Skip to match before main event*


 * Cody Rhodes Music hits*


 * A single fan Claps*

Cody:*walks to ring*

Lillian:Introducing DEFAULT CAW 1!

Cody:*Cries*Next week*Sob*i'm gonna shave my head bald and keep my speedo Black!

Coach:*Is now the announcer after Joey Styles sadly got hit by a car in the street*

Then you will be known as DEFAULT CAW 3!

Cody:*Cries*

Kennedy:*Runs to ring* MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!
 * Kennedy's music hits*


 * Crowd cheers*

Cody:I'M THE FACE! CHEER FOR ME! *Cries*

Kennedy:*Punches Cody*

Cody:*face changes from this: D: To this: =/*

King:DEFAULT 2!

Cody:*cries more*I DONT LIKE RANDY ORTON! STAY AWAY FROM MY DAD!

Kennedy:*Green Bay plunge*

Cody:*is knocked out*

Kennedy:*pins Cody*

1...2...3!

Kennedy:KENNEDY!

King:Hmmmm....Maybe Cody is Default 4....

Cody:*is in a coma but still cries* --

Day 2-Botched ---

Shelton:*Backstage,talking to Kennedy*Tonight you cant STOP ME!

Kennedy:You know you have to lose right?

Shelton:NO STOPPIN ME!

Kennedy:You know wrestling is fake?

Shelton:Oh ****,it is?I guess my mind botched on that thought...Oh wait,i hear my momma.

Sheltons Mom:BRING ME SOME DAMN DONUTS!

Shelton:I'll see you tonight...*runs to another room with the donuts in his hand*

Sheltons Mom:*from inside the room*YOU BOTCHED DELIVERING THE DONUTS!

Shelton:BUT I SAW BIG DADDY V! ARE YOU DATING HIM!?

Big Daddy V:RAWR!

Sheltons Mom:YES,I AM! NOW GET MY MILK!

Shelton: :D Oops,i botched my face. Its supposed to be like this. D:

Kennedy:*Listening*O_O


 * Skip to Second Match*


 * Sheltons music hits*

Shelton:*comes out with his mom*NO STOPPING ME!


 * Kennedys Music hits*

Kennedy:*Walks to ring* MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Sheltons mom:Shut up.


 * Kennedy shoves a Donut down Momma Sheltons mouth*


 * Sheltons momma dies of diabeadise(SP?)*

Shelton:MOOMA! oops,botched.

Kennedy:GO MIC! *summons Micriphone*


 * Micriphone lowers Down really fast and hits Shelton on the head*


 * Randomly Backstage Big daddy V Dies of the new Type 3 diabeadise(SP?)*


 * Big daddy V's dead body collapses on Matt Striker*


 * Matt Striker is smothered*


 * Matt Sriker dies*

Shelton:*Spins around on one foot after being hit by the mic*Oops,botched....i was supposed to collapse. *collapses*

JR in hospital:BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GAWD BAH!!!!! *Head explodes*

Doctor:****

Kennedy:KENNEDY!

Day 3-Kennedy's Big Shot


 * RAW Starts with William Regal walking out*

Regal:In the past 2 weeks,one gentleman has proved to me he deserves a WWE Title Sho-


 * John Cena's music hits*


 * no pop*

Cena:Regal,i jacked you up! Why are you still here?

Regal:It is very Rude to interup-

Cena:YOU'RE A POOP NOSE!

Some kid: XD

Regal:Cena, i can suspe-

Cena:YOU'RE A PORK BELLY EATING HORSE FACE WITH A POOP NOSE!

Kid:XD

Regal:That is ****ing it! YOU'RE A PORK EATING HORSE WITH A TWITCHY EYE!

Cena:*cries*

Kid:OH NOES!

Regal:Ahem,excuse me. Anyway Mr. Kennedy Has proved to me he deserves a WWE title shot at No Mercy.

Cena:*Sob*YOU WERE USING STEROIDS!

Regal:YOU EAT A BOWL OF THEM EVERY DAY!


 * Kennedys Music hits*

Kennedy:*Runs into ring* *Pulls down Mic*MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Cena:But me and Orton already have a Match!

Regal:Then it will be a Triple threat Steel Cage that features all 3 of you gentleman!


 * No pop*

Kid:Thats not fair for Cena!

Kennedy:*Pulls down Mic*MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!


 * kid cries*

Regal:I said Triple threat Steel Cage!


 * no pop*

Fan:You do Steel Cage matchs To much. Also they are always crappy.


 * Ortons Music hits*

Randy:*Takes a dump* *Orton pose* /_0_/

Kid:OH NOES!

Kennedy:Hey Orton. *Pulls down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Randy:Hey.*Orton pose* /_0_/

Kennedy:I think we should work together in the Steel cage.

Randy:Me too. Its what heels do.

Kid:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kennedy:Are you trying to scare me because *Pulls down Mic*MY NAME IS

MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Kid:*Pees Pants*

Regal:****,this is annoying!

King: O_O

Coach:I'd be a better GM.

King:Ummmmm....Regal....Paul Burchill is calling you out in the street...

Orton:*Head punts Cena* /_0_/


 * Cena is in coma*

Cena in Coma:You poop butt with hair on your cheek...

Kennedy:*Pulls down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Kid:Shut the **** up.

Kids Dad:Your grounded.

-
 * Meanwhile regal has been hit by a car*

Day 4-NO MERCY

King:Tonight is NO Mercy,and tonight John Cena may just Overcome the Odds FOR THE 23RD FRIKKIN TIME!!!! D:< Ummmmm.....Sorry everyone...


 * Skip to main event*


 * Randy's Music hits*

HEY,HEY,NOTHING YOU CAN SAY!

Randy:*Takes a dump*

Kid:*at home in room grounded*OH NOES! I MAY NOT BE WATCHING BUT MY RANDY ORTON

DUMPING SENSES ARE TINGLING!


 * Back to No Mercy*


 * Kennedys music hits*

Kennedy:*Walks to ring* *Pulls down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

PieMan_3:WOOT!


 * Cenas music hits*

Cena:RANDY ORTON IS A SPONGEBOB LOVING PORK FOOTED PEICE OF BALONEY!

Pieman:YOU SUCK! *Throws a cookie at Cena*

Cena: YOU'RE A POO BRAIN!


 * When orton,Kennedy,and cena are in the ring the Cage starts to lower*

Pieman:*Is eating pie with Hornswaggle*

Horswaggle:Kid,always stealing me lucky charms....Them bastards.

Pieman:O_O

DING DING DING!

Cena: Is that a phon-

Kennedy: *low blows Cena*

Hornswaggle:HIS LUCKY CHARMS!

Orton:*RKOS Kennedy* /_0_/

Kennedy:*Pulls down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!


 * Mic hits Orton on head*

Orton:*Is dazed*Yeah Vince,i took a dump on Torrie...

Vince:*Backstage*YOU ADMIT IT!

Pieman:God,this match sucks.

Cena:*Gets up* I'M GONNA GO SUPER SAYIAN!

Vegeta:ITS OVER 9000! *Randomly in street* *is hit by a car*

Kennedy:Screw this....I'm the one with the yellow hair,i Should go Super Sayian!

Orton:*RKOS The air* THE AIR HAS BEEN A LEGEND FOR TOO LONG!

Coach:What does he mean?

Orton:I MEAN SINCE THE AIR HAS BEEN ALONG SO LONG,ITS A SUPER LEGEND!!

Kennedy:GO MIC!


 * The mic hits Randy on the head again*

Pieman:WTF!?

Cena:YOU CANT SEE ME!

Kennedy:Yes i can....

Cena:WHAT HAPPENED TO MY INVISABLE SUIT!?

Pieman:Screw this..... *Runs into arena* *Climbs up cage* *F-Us Cena*

Kennedy: *climbs out of cage*

10.....9......8....7.....6......5......4......3......2......1

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!

Kennedy:WHAT DO YOU WANT!?

Y2J:Oh,i just Came out here because i'm gonna be included in this story around Armageddon...

Kennedy:OK. *Pulls down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! YOUR NEW WWE CHAMPION!

Pieman:Saxon=Joke account.

Randy: *poops of anger*

Day 5-A Kennedy Day -


 * It is now Two Days after No mercy(tuesday)*

Kennedy:*At his house*I wonder who the New Contender For the WWE title will be...

Kennedy:*Answers* *Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! and Hi vince.
 * phone rings*

Vince:Your contenders Will be choosed at Cyber Sunday! They will be Cena,Orton and the newly signed PIEMAN!

Kennedy:I prefer Cake.

Vince:His gimmik WILL BE BOUT PIE! FIGHTING THE FORCES OF CAKE!

Kennedy:O_O Ok,bye vince....

Vince:Ok Bye,Horswaggle is kissing my ass right Now anyway.

Kennedy:I guess i'll go on some wrestling news Website... *Goes on some wrestling news Website*

--- Article Reads: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR CYBER SUNDAY AND MUCH MORE...

Inside Article: Kennedys choices to fight will be Randy Orton,John Cena,or Pieman.

Also Snape Killed Dumbldore. ---

Kennedy:*Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! And Snape killed Dumbldore?! THAT BASTARD!


 * Skip ahead 3 hours*

Kennedy:What to do now?

Hornswaggle:*Runs in Kennedy's House with no lips* To much ass...

Kennedy:WHERES THE LUCKY CHARMS!?

Hornswaggle:THEM BASTARD KIDS HAVE EM! ALL WAS GOIN WELL UNTIL THEY PUSHED ME IN LOCH NESS! I HAD A DBZ FIGHT WITH NESSIE! Kennedy:*Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! And You watch DBZ?

Hornswaggle:ITS OVER 9000....REMIX!

Kennedy:ITS OVER 9 THOUS- 9 THOUS-*Starts to do the remix*

Hornswaggle:I miss the lucky Charms.

Kennedy:*gives Hornswaggle Fruit loops*

Hornswaggle:*sadly walks out*


 * Skip 5 hours ahead*

Kennedy:*Has invited Mark Henry to his house*

Mark:*Knocks on door* *has a squash match against door* *sweats*

Kennedy:*opens door to see Mark Crying* *Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! and why are you crying?

Mark:They got rid of the Quadruple X5 With extra Meat At mcdonalds!


 * Skip ahead 2 hours*

Kennedy:What to do now?

John Morrison:Watch ECW.

Kennedy:That stuff is worst than Rosie O'Donnel talking.

John Morrison:LISTEN TO THE GRANDMASTA OF SEXINESS THAT BIRDS FOLLOW EVERYWHERE!

Kennedy:*Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! and WHA!?!?

Pieman:Where the hell does that mic come from?!

Kennedy:I have no flippin idea. -

Day 6-Back to Friday For a Night --

Kennedy:Well tonight Mic,We have been invited To smackdown!

Pieman:Are you talking to your Mic?

Kennedy:CAN WE EVER GET ALONE TIME TO TALK!?

Pieman:That sounds Jacked up.

Kennedy:*Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! and get out!

Pieman:Fine. I WILL FIGHT THE FORCES OF CAKE NOW! *Runs out of Kennedy's house*

Kennedy:*mutters in a low tone*but i like teh Cake.


 * Skip to Smackdown*

Micheal Cole:WELCOME EVERYBODY TO FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN! LIVE!

JBL:On Smackdown we Have The worlds Strongest man Mark Henry,The next Msr. Layfeild Micelle Mcool,The Deadman The undertaker,The Man who loves to fight Finlay,The Rated R Superstar Edge,the monster kane,......

Cole:I hate when he gets like this.....

JBL:Chavo Gurerro. Did you know his name means warrior?

Cole:SHUT THE **** UP YOU PANSY!

JBL:*In a Squeaky Voice* Sowwy.

Kid:O_O

Kennedy:*Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY!

Kid:*Pees Pants*

Teddy Long:*Music hits and walks out*

Cole:YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK YOU IDIOT!

Kid:O_O

Teddy:And they said Mr. Mcmahon Died. Playa in the jiggy tiggy woppy!

Cole:*Stares at kid* WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT!?

JBL:*pees Pants* Teddy:ZIGGY JIGGY PLAYAS IN PIGGY THE UNDAHTAKA YOU WILL FIGHT IN MY JIGGY *Has Stroke from speaking to much nonsense*


 * Kanes Music Hits*

Kennedy:I HAVE TO FIGHT HIM!?

Teddy:....Fight....Batista.....Play- *Grabs Chest* *Has heart attack*

Kane:Everyone Say this in a Dark and low Voice......by the power Of Greyskull I choose you Pikachu. That is all.


 * Skip to main event*


 * Batistas Music Hits*

Batista:*looks at a fan* I want the Rematch.

Fan:You've been Following me everywhere today saying that! STALKER!

Batista:I am the WHC,I need a Rematch.


 * Kennedys Music hits*

Batista: *looks at WWE championship around Kennedy's Waist* *ina very fast Voice*MUST....HAVE....REMATCH....FOR TITLE.........NEED TITLE...............WILL..........SDVGH SCRESGESV SR wERREWWAAADFR NOGRUDGESDOBASKETBALLSHOLD! *Has a seizure*

Kennedy:*Pulls Down Mic*MY NAME IS MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNEDY! KENNEDY! *Runs into ring and pins Batista*