My Top 10 Facts about Mario by dalinian61


 * 1) Mario had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
 * 2) Mario speaks gibberish more fluently than The Right Dishonourable David Cameron MP.
 * 3) Mario tells air traffic control when he is ready to take off.
 * 4) Mario is the M in Primark.
 * 5) Mario tightens loose women.
 * 6) Sylvester Stallone gets the majority of his work as a 'Mario' lookalike.
 * 7) Mario can converse fluently in 68 different languages - including dolphin and orangutan.
 * 8) Mario ripped the heads off Phil and Grant Mitchell and used them as Lisas breast implants.
 * 9) In the wild, Mario will sleep or rest for up to twenty hours a day and hunt for the other four.
 * 10) When Mario crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

These are just 10 of the thousands of Facts About Mario posted by ordinary admirers at this wiki's source location – the Digital Spy Big Brother Forum's Facts About Mario thread.

They were contributed by different FAM posters, and only hand picked by dalinian61.