Wade's Party


 * Lola: "Oh, Granny, please, just try to calm down, and tell us what happened."
 * Granny: "Well, you know my dog........"
 * Lola: "Yes? the 1 you renamed Mr. Snowflake?"
 * Granny: "Yeah, well this time he's really gone and done it........"
 * Granny: "I took the turkey outta the oven, and he's lookin' at it like a pointer, and I thought 'That's kinda cute', when all of a sudden, he lunged, attacked, ran out the back door with it and tore it to shreds, and now, I don't have a turkey............"
 * Shirley: "Mr. Snowflake is a bad dog............"
 * Granny: "From now on, his new name is Mr. Get the Heck Outta Here..........."
 * Granny: "Oh, what am I gonna do? my daughter and her husband are coming for dinner.........."
 * Lola: "You know something?"
 * Granny: "What?"
 * Lola: "There's a place in Acme Falls that has precooked turkeys, and I'm sure they're open for at least another half an hour."
 * Granny: "Oh, I can't make it to Acme Falls........"
 * Wade: "Well, you could if I took you there......"
 * Granny: "You'd do that for me?"
 * Wade: "Sure.........."
 * Granny: "Oh, come on, let's go, time's a wastin'............."