Random Nickelodeon Characters/The Water Buffalo Song (from VeggieTales)

Cast

 * Dudley Puppy (from T.U.F.F. Puppy) as Larry the Cucumber
 * Craig Slithers (from Sanjay and Craig) as Archibald Asparagus

Lyrics
Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Dudley Puppy, The part of the show where Dudley Puppy comes out and sings a silly song.

Dudley Puppy: The Water Buffalo Song.

Everybody's got a water buffalo. Yours is fast but mine is slow. Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know But everybody's got a water buffalo-

I took my buffalo to the store, Got his head stuck in the door. Spilled some lima beans on the floor. Oh, everybody's got a ...

Craig Slithers: Stop it! Stop right this Instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water Buffalo when everyone does not have a Water buffalo! We're going to get nasty Letters saying,"Where's my water bufalo?" "Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs With Dudley Puppy. Tune in next time to hear Dudley Puppy sing ...

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Craig Slithers: Ah ...