Sesame Street Super Jumbo Crayons/Waiting at the Church (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Abby Cadabby Pink as Miss Piggy
 * Oscar the Grouch Green as Kermit the Frog

Lyrics
(Dressed as a pregnant, jilted bride, Abby Cadabby Pink takes the stage and sings.)

Abby Cadabby Pink: I'm in a nice bit of trouble, I confess; Somebody with me has had a game. I should by now be a proud and happy bride, But I've still got to keep my single name. I was proposed to by Obediah Binks In a very gentlemanly way; Lent him all my money so that he could buy a home, And punctually at twelve o'clock to-day… There was I, waiting at the church, Waiting at the church, waiting at the church; When I found he'd left me in the lurch, Lord, how it did upset me!

(She signals for Oscar the Grouch Green . He enters.)

Abby Cadabby Pink: All at once, he sent me round a note Here's the very note, this is what he wrote…

Oscar the Grouch Green: "Can't get away to marry you today, My wife, won't let me!"

Abby Cadabby Pink: Very good, Oscar the Grouch Green.

Oscar the Grouch Green: Uh, thank you, but it's just a song, you know, I don't have a wife.

Abby Cadabby Pink: Mmm-hmm. Not yet.

Oscar the Grouch Green: I don't intend to have one, either.

Abby Cadabby Pink: Are you ready?!

Oscar the Grouch Green: Uh, yes.

Abby Cadabby Pink: Ahem!

(They do one more chorus.)

Abby Cadabby Pink and Oscar the Grouch Green : There was I, waiting at the church, Waiting at the church, waiting at the church.

Abby Cadabby Pink: When I found he'd left me in the lurch, Lord, how it did upset me!

Oscar the Grouch Green: Woo, hoo.

Abby Cadabby Pink: All at once, he sent me round a note

Oscar the Grouch Green: Here's the very note...

Abby Cadabby Pink: ...this is what he wrote…

Abby Cadabby Pink and Oscar the Grouch Green : "Can't get away to marry you today, My wife, won't let me!"

(Applause.)

Oscar the Grouch Green: Now will you take that silly pillow out from under your dress?

Abby Cadabby Pink: (aggressively) I like it! ( Oscar the Grouch Green backs away)