RS Mr. Conductor's Flowers/A Big Day for RS Mr. Conductor

RS Mr. Conductor's Flowers, retitled A Big Day for RS Mr. Conductor for American audience, is the fifth episode of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Thomas' Train/A Big Day for Thomas.

Cast

 * RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
 * Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry
 * Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
 * Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
 * Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
 * Flowers (from Alice in Wonderland) as The Coaches
 * Edd (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) as Edward (cameo)
 * Carol Pewterschmidt (from Family Guy) as Lady Hatt (cameo)
 * Phil (from Rugrats) as Stephen Hatt (cameo)
 * Eustace (from Courage the Cowardly Dog) as Jeremiah Jobling (cameo)
 * Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript
Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor was grumbling to the other TV Characters."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I spend my time pulling flowers about, ready for you to take out on journeys."

Narrator: "The other TV characters laughed."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Why can't I take passengers, too?"

Garfield: "You're too impatient."

Narrator: "They said."

Garfield: "You'd be sure to leave something behind."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'll show you."

Narrator: "One night, he and Homer were alone. Homer was ill. The men worked hard, but he didn't get better.

He felt just as bad next morning. Homer usually took the first passengers, and RS Mr. Conductor had to get his flowers ready."

RS Mr. Conductor: "If Homer is ill,"

Narrator: "He thought."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Perhaps I shall take his flowers."

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor ran to find the flowers."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Come along, come along!"

Narrator: "He fussed."

Flowers: "There's plenty of time, there's plenty of time."

Narrator: "They grumbled.

RS Mr. Conductor took them to the platform, and wanted to run around in front at once.

But his driver wouldn't let him."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "Don't be impatient, RS Mr. Conductor!"

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor waited and waited.

People got on board, the guard and stationmaster walked up and down, the porter secured the plants, and still, Homer didn't come. RS Mr. Conductor got more and more excited.

Mayor Adam West came to see what was the matter, and the guard and the stationmaster told him about Homer."

Mayor Adam West: "Find another TV Character."

Narrator: "He ordered."

Guard and Stationmaster: "There's only RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "They said."

Mayor Adam West: "You'll have to do it then, RS Mr. Conductor. Be quick now."

Narrator: "So RS Mr. Conductor ran round in front and backed down onto the flowers ready to start."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "Don't be impatient, RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "Wait till everything is ready."

Narrator: "But RS Mr. Conductor was too excited to listen.

What happened then, nobody knows. Perhaps the first flower forgot to grab RS Mr. Conductor, or perhaps RS Mr. Conductor was given the signal by mistake. Anyhow, RS Mr. Conductor started without his flowers. As they passed the first signal tower, men waved and shouted, but he didn't stop."

RS Mr. Conductor: "They're waving because I'm such a splendid conductor."

Narrator: "He thought importantly."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Homer says it's hard to pull flowers, but I think it's easy.

Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Narrator: "He puffed, pretending to be like Garfield."

RS Mr. Conductor: "People have never seen me taking passengers before. It's nice of them to wave."

Narrator: "And he whistled."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Then he came to a signal at 'Danger'."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Bother!"

Narrator: "He said."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I must stop, and I was going so nicely, too! What a nuisance signals are."

Narrator: "He blew an angry whistle.

The signalman ran up."

Signalman: "Hello, RS Mr. Conductor."

Narrator: "He said."

Signalman: "What are you doing here?"

RS Mr. Conductor: "I'm pulling flowers."

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Can't you see?"

Signalman: "Where are your flowers, then?"

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor looked back."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Why, bless me!"

Narrator: "He said."

RS Mr. Conductor: "If we haven't left them behind!"

Signalman: "Yes."

Narrator: "Said the signalman."

Signalman: "You'd better go back quickly and fetch them."

Narrator: "Poor RS Mr. Conductor was so sad, he nearly cried.

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "Cheer up."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

RS Mr. Conductor's Driver: "Let's go back quickly and try again."

Narrator: "At the station, all the passengers were talking at once. They were telling Mayor West what a bad place TV Land was. But when RS Mr. Conductor came back, they saw how sad he was, and couldn't be cross.

He held on to the flowers, and this time he really pulled them.

But for a long time afterwards, the other TV Characters laughed at RS Mr. Conductor and said,"

Homer and Schemer: "Look, there's RS Mr. Conductor, who wanted to take some passengers, but forgot about the flowers!"