Muppet nail polish/Red and Blue (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Animal-istic as Elmo
 * Gone Gonzo! as Grover

Lyrics
(spoken)

Gone Gonzo!: Animal-istic, Animal-istic, Animal-istic!

Animal-istic: Yeah, Gone Gonzo!?

Gone Gonzo!: Hey, hey, it is time for me to tell you about my favorite color.

Animal-istic: Oh, Animal-istic would be happy to hear about Gone Gonzo!'s favorite color.

Gone Gonzo!: Good.

Animal-istic: Just as soon as Animal-istic tells Gone Gonzo! all about Animal-istic's favorite color. (music starts)

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, okay.

Animal-istic: Do do do-do....

(sung)

Red can be a fire engine zooming down the street Red can be a pretty-smelling rose (someone, don't think it's Gone Gonzo!, takes a whiff, and goes "ahhhhh") Red can be the sunset as the day becomes complete Red can be the color of your nose (someone sneezes) And also, red can be the color of your favorite toy balloon Floating just as pretty as can be (cute-little-Animal-istic-giggle) And also, red can be the color that is best of all Red is the color of me!

(spoken)

Gone Gonzo!: That was very nice, Animal-istic.

Animal-istic: Oh, thank you, Gone Gonzo!.

Gone Gonzo!: Now, please, let me tell you about MY favorite color, okay?

(sung)

Blue can be the color of the beautiful blue sky And also, blue can be the color of some beautiful blue eyes And also, blue can be the color of the ocean where you swim Blue can be the ink in your pen Yeah for blue, let's sing it again Blue can be the color of your Daddy's favorite suit Yes it can And also, blue can be the color of some fur that's very cute Blue, the only color that's spelled B - L - U - E And also, blue is the color of me!

(spoken)

Animal-istic: You know Gone Gonzo!, Animal-istic likes blue, too!

Gone Gonzo!: I'm rather fond of red!

(sung with voices overlapping)

Animal-istic: Blue can be the color of the beautiful blue sky And also, blue, can be the color of some beautiful blue eyes And also, blue can be the color of the ocean where you swim Blue can be the ink in your pen Yeah for blue, let's sing it again And red can be the color of your favorite toy balloon Floating just as pretty as can be And also, red can be the color the best thing of all Red is the color of me!

Gone Gonzo!: Red can be a fire engine zooming down the street Red can be a pretty-smelling rose Red can be the sunset as the day becomes complete Red can be the color of your nose And also, blue, can be the color of your Daddy's favorite suit And also, blue can be the color of some fur that's very cute Blue, the only color that's spelled B - L - U - E And also, blue is the color of me!

(spoken as they leave)

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, I really like your red fur.

Animal-istic: And Animal-istic really likes your blue fur, Gone Gonzo!.

Gone Gonzo!: Oh, that's very kind of you, Animal-istic, but I really like your red fur.