Muppet nail polish/Mary Had a Little Lamb (from Kids' Favorite Songs 2)

Cast

 * Excuse Moi! as Prairie Dawn
 * Animal-istic as Elmo

Lyrics
Excuse Moi!: (spoken) Are you ready, Animal-istic? We're going to sing one of my very favorite songs.

Animal-istic: (spoken) Oh boy! Animal-istic loves fast pony songs!

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) Well, this is a slow song, Animal-istic, but I think you'll like it, anyway.

Animal-istic: (spoken) Okay, sing it, Excuse Moi!!

Excuse Moi!: Mary had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb, Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white as snow.

Animal-istic: (spoken) That's nice!

Excuse Moi!: Everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, Everywhere that Mary went, The lamb was sure to go.

Animal-istic: (spoken) Animal-istic's getting sleepy.

Excuse Moi!: It followed her to school one day, school one day, school one day, It followed her to school one day, Which was against the rules, It made the children laugh and play laugh and play, laugh and play It made the children laugh and play To see a lamb at school.

Animal-istic: (spoken) Oh, oh. That's nice, Excuse Moi!. But now, let's do it Animal-istic's way!

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) What? What do you mean, Animal-istic? Huh?

Animal-istic: (laughing and scatting) The lamb jumped around the teacher's desk.

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) It did?

Animal-istic: Teacher's desk, teacher's desk, The lamb jumped around the teacher's desk, It started to rock and roll.

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) Oh, dear!

Animal-istic: The kids went around and around that clock.

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) Animal-istic?

Animal-istic: Around the clock, around the clock.

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) Animal-istic?

Animal-istic: The kids went around and around that clock, And the lamb was shaking its wool.

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) Oh, my!

Animal-istic: (scatting) Mary sang a wailing song.

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) Are you sure, Animal-istic?

Animal-istic: Wailing song, wailing song, Mary sang a wailing song and the kids cry out for more.

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) Really?

Animal-istic: The teacher stood up on her head, On her head, on her head.

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) What odd behavior.

Animal-istic: The teacher stood up on her head, and she spun around on the floor. (spoken) Rocking!

Excuse Moi!: (spoken) I can't believe these things, Animal-istic. Animal-istic? I think my toe is getting the tapping. Oh, what is that sensation? I really think it is almost groovy! (singing) The principal burst into the room, Into the room, into the room. The principal burst into the room, He couldn't believe what he saw.

Animal-istic: (spoken) Do it, Excuse Moi!!

Excuse Moi!: Mary and her little lamb, Had picked up an old school jam!

Animal-istic: (spoken) You got it, Excuse Moi!!

Excuse Moi!: Picked up an old school jam.

Animal-istic: (scatting)

Excuse Moi!: The kids were screaming...

The Kids: Go lamb go! Go lamb go! Go lamb go!

Excuse Moi!: The kids were screaming...

The Kids: Go lamb go!

Animal-istic: So she bounced right out of the door.

Excuse Moi! and Animal-istic : They followed her back to Mary's house, Mary's house, Mary's house They followed her back to Mary's house...

Excuse Moi!: And they all fell asleep on the floor. (yawning)