This Land/Lyrics

Charlie's Version
Bush: This land is your land, this land is my land

I'm a Texas tiger, youre a liberal weiner

I'm a great crusador, youre a herman monster

This land will surely vote for me

Kerry: This land is your land, this land is my land

I'm an intellectual, youre a stupid dumbact

I'm a purple heart winner, and yes its true, I won it thrice

This land will surely vote for me

Bush: You have more waffles than a house of pancakes

You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks

Youre a you. N. Pussycat and yes its true that I kick act

This land will surely vote for me

Kerry: You can't say nuclear, that really scares me

Sometimes a brain can... Come in quite handy

But its not gonna help you, because I won three purple hearts

This land will surely vote for me

Bush: Youre a liberal sissy

Kerry: Youre a right wing nut job

Bush: Youre a pink coat comey

Kerry: Youre as dumb as a doorknob

Bush: (Hey) You got that Botox

Kerry: But I still won three purple hearts

Both: This land will surely vote for me

Indian: (talking) This land was my land

People: But now its our land

Schwarzenegger: From California

Clinton: To the New York Is...

Cindy Wolfe: STOP IT!!!!

Kerry: From the liberal weiners

Bush: To the right wing nut jobs

Kerry: This land belongs

Bush: This land belongs

Both: This land belongs to you and me

Bush: (Yeah) oh and dick Cheney too!