Pipsqueak and the Monster of the Docks

Pipsqueak and the Monster of the Station is the fourth episode of the sixteenth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the three hundred and seventy-second episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Percy and the Monster of Brendam.

Cast

 * Shining Armor as Edward
 * Big Macintosh as Henry
 * Pipsqueak as Percy
 * Braeburn as Toby
 * Discord Diesel
 * Cheese Sandwich as Salty
 * Bulk Biceps as Rocky
 * Royal Riff as Butch
 * Gustave Le Grand as Cranky
 * Spike as Thomas (cameo)
 * Chief Thunderhooves as Gordon (cameo)
 * Cranky Doodle Donkey as James (cameo)
 * Rarity as Emily (cameo)
 * Thunderlane as Stanley (cameo)
 * Apple Bloom as Annie (cameo)
 * Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (cameo)
 * Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt (cameo)
 * Mayor Mare as Dowager Hatt (mentioned)

Transcript
Narrator: "In Ponyville, there are a lot of important places. There's the town hall with its hustle and bustle, the library to rest and relax, and then there's the train station. At the train station, there's always something new to discover.

One morning, Pipsqueak was at the train station. Pipsqueak had a special. He was to pick up new tables and chairs for Mayor Mare's house. But the train was late. Pipsqueak had to wait."

Pipsqueak: "I don't like waiting, Gustave. Really useful fillies huff and puff."

Narrator: "Gustave cranked."

Gustave: "Really useful fillies learn to wait."

Narrator: "Then Cheese Sandwich trundled over."

Cheese Sandwich: "There's a fog rolling in, guys. I can feel it in my legs. You'd best look out for the Monster of the Station."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak's body bubbled."

Pipsqueak: "Please, Cheese Sandwich. Please tell us the tale of the Monster of the Station."

Narrator: "Cheese Sandwich smiled."

Cheese Sandwich: (Chuckles) "I'll tell you quickly before I go to the creature works.

Long ago, a thick fog rolled into the station. The ponies couldn't see beyond their front hooves. Then, in the fog, one old pony saw a shape. It was tall like a tower. It turned, and it twisted. It croaked, and it creaked."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak's eyes were wide with wonder."

Pipsqueak: "What was it?"

Cheese Sandwich: "They say as now it was the Monster of the Station! But it only comes out when the fog rolls in.

Now I must hurry."

Narrator: "And Cheese Sandwich whirred away to the creature works. Pipsqueak was excited."

Pipsqueak: "Do you think we might see the Monster of the Station today, Gustave?"

Gustave: "There's no such thing as the Monster of the Station! Cheese Sandwich is being silly!"

Narrator: "That made Pipsqueak cross."

Pipsqueak: "Cheese Sandwich's not being silly! I'm sure there's a Monster of the Station. Fog's rolling in now. I'm sure I will find it."

Narrator: "And Pipsqueak puffed proudly away.

It was foggy. Pipsqueak chuffed carefully. He could see Shining Armor. Shining Armor had coal to deliver."

Pipsqueak: "Shining Armor, would you like to come and find the Monster of the Station with me? Cheese Sandwich says the monster is tall like a tower. It turns, and it twists. It croaks, and it creaks."

Shining Armor: "Bust my horn! It sounds scary."

Narrator: "Then Pipsqueak gasped."

Pipsqueak: "Whoa! There it is! It's tall like a tower."

Shining Armor: "And very scary!"

Narrator: "Shining Armor pumped his legs. And with a stomp of his feet, he raced forward straight into...

Bulk Biceps. Bulk Biceps was surprised. He dropped an oil drum right onto Shining Armor's coal sacks. Coal dust flew everywhere."

Bulk Biceps: "Shining Armor, what are you doing?"

Shining Armor: "I'm very sorry, Bulk Biceps."

Pipsqueak: "We thought you were the Monster of the Station."

Shining Armor: "Because you're tall like a tower."

Pipsqueak: "Don't worry, Shining Armor. I'll go and get help."

Narrator: "And Pipsqueak chuffed away.

Pipsqueak walked slowly to the level crossing. Braeburn was there."

Braeburn: "Hello, Pipsqueak. I don't like all this fog."

Pipsqueak: "I do. I'm looking for the Monster of the Station. Cheese Sandwich says the monster is tall like a tower. It turns, and it twists. It croaks, and it creaks."

Braeburn: "Trembling paths! It sounds scary!"

Narrator: "Then Pipsqueak stopped."

Pipsqueak: "Bubbling bodies! There it is! It's turning and twisting."

Braeburn: "It's the monster! Oh me! Oh my! I'm gone!"

Narrator: "Braeburn rang his bell loud and long. Suddenly, a magnet dropped onto Braeburn's poles. And with a clang and a clatter, dropped them onto the path."

Royal Riff: "Oh, Braeburn! You scared me! What are you doing?"

Braeburn: "Royal Riff! I'm very sorry."

Pipsqueak: "We thought you were the Monster of the Station."

Braeburn: "Because you turn and twist."

Pipsqueak: "Don't worry, Royal Riff. I'll go and get help."

Narrator: "And Pipsqueak chuffed away.

Big Macintosh was at the water fountain. Pipsqueak pulled up."

Pipsqueak: "Big Mac, have you seen the Monster of the Station?"

Narrator: "Big Mac was surprised."

Big Macintosh: "Pumping legs! What does it look like?"

Pipsqueak: "It's tall like a tower. It turns, and it twists. It croaks, and it creaks."

Big Macintosh: "It's over there! It's croaking and creaking! It's the Monster of the Station!"

Narrator: "And Big Mac raced away like the wind. Pipsqueak walked slowly forward."

Pipsqueak: "Hello? Mr. Monster? Is that you?"

Narrator: "Suddenly, the croaking and the creaking stopped."

Discord: "Who's calling me a monster?"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak peered into the fog. With a croak and a creak, Discord oiled towards him. Pipsqueak was surprised."

Pipsqueak: "Discord! I thought, perhaps, you were the Monster of the Station. But maybe it's just that your feet need oiling."

Discord: (Splutters)

Narrator: "Discord spluttered."

Discord: "Out of my way, you silly filly!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak wobbled, then he walked all the way back to the station. Pipsqueak peered up to Gustave."

Gustave: "Did you find him then? The Monster of the Station?"

Pipsqueak: "No, I didn't."

Narrator: "Gustave cranked."

Gustave: "I told you there was no such thing!"

Pipsqueak: "You're right, Gustave. I didn't find the monster. I made Shining Armor bash into Bulk Biceps, Royal Riff to drop Braeburn's poles, Big Mac to huff away scared and Discord to be very cross. I am a very silly filly."

Narrator: "Then Pipsqueak gasped."

Pipsqueak: (Gasps) "I was so busy finding the monster, I didn't go back to help my friends!"

Narrator: "First, Pipsqueak found Bulk Biceps and Shining Armor."

Shining Armor: "I have to deliver the coal to the station, but I don't want to meet the monster."

Pipsqueak: "Don't worry, Shining Armor. There is no monster. Follow me."

Narrator: "Then he found Braeburn."

Braeburn: "I have to deliver these poles to the station, but I don't want to meet the monster."

Pipsqueak: "Don't worry, Braeburn. There is no monster. Follow me."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak, Shining Armor and Braeburn puffed into the station. Then they saw Big Mac. Big Mac was shuddering with worry."

Big Macintosh: "There...he...is!"

Pipsqueak: (Gasps) "It's tall like a tower!"

Shining Armor: "It turns, and it twists!"

Braeburn: "It croaks, and it creaks!"

Pipsqueak, Shining Armor, Braeburn and Big Macintosh: "The Monster of the Station!"

Narrator: "Then out of the fog, the monster spoke."

Gustave: "Where have you been, you silly filly? The tables and chairs are waiting!"

Pipsqueak, Shining Armor, Braeburn and Big Macintosh: "Gustave!"

Narrator: "Just then, Cheese Sandwich rolled back."

Cheese Sandwich: "That's right, guys! Gustave! Our very own Monster of the Station!" (Laughs)

Pipsqueak, Shining Armor, Braeburn, Big Macintosh and Cheese Sandwich: (Laugh)

Narrator: "And everyone laughed, excepted Gustave, who cranked."