Cartoons/Inside Out - Petunia's First Date? - Transcripts

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 * Splendid (Happy Tree Friends): Is Petunia here?
 * Pete (Disney): Red alert!
 * (Alarm Blaring)
 * Fliqpy (Happy Tree Friends): Boy. Boy. Boy. Boy. Boy.
 * Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): There's a boy in my house.
 * Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): I knew she was going skating, but I thought it was with her friends.
 * Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Why is there a boy in my house?
 * Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): This isn't a date, is it? I'll ask Petunia.
 * Wendy O. Koopa (Super Mario Bros): I don't like this.
 * Lammy (Happy Tree Friends): This can't be a date! She's only 12!
 * Flaky (Happy Tree Friends): Let's probe, but layer it with cool words the kids say, so it's not obvious.
 * Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): So, what's the dealio with Splendid? O-M-G, he is awesome-sauce fo sheezy. I'm not playin'.
 * Cheer Bear (Care Bears): Did she just say "fo sheezy"?
 * Loyal Heart Dog (Care Bear Cousins): I don't understand. What's happening?
 * Proud Heart Cat (Care Bear Cousins): Ugh, this is just embarrassing. I can't. I can't.
 * Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Holla!
 * Splendid (Happy Tree Friends): (Sniffles)
 * Pete (Disney): I know what you're doing here, Splendid. You don't think that I know what you know, but I know, you little punk!
 * Mickey Mouse (Disney): He's not good enough for Petunia. No one is!
 * Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes): Go back to jail!
 * Pete (Disney): What are you looking for, Splendid? Something to steal?
 * Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes): Like you daughter.
 * Mickey Mouse (Disney): Should we say something?
 * Pete (Disney): No, no, no. He'll be expecting that. Give him the silent treatment. He's about tp crack, I can feel it.
 * (Loud Rock Music Playing)
 * Splendid's Emotions: Whoa, dude! Awesome!
 * Mickey Mouse (Disney): Sir, no response.
 * Pete (Disney): Two can play at your mind games, Splendid. Intimidate!
 * (Inhales Sharply)
 * Chuckie Finster (Rugrats): Dude, what's he looking at?
 * Mario (Super Mario Bros): Probably your dumb hat. (CHUCKLES)
 * Chuckie Finster (Rugrats): Whoa!
 * (Grunts)
 * (Crashing)
 * Splendid (Happy Tree Friends): (Chuckles)
 * Mickey Mouse (Disney): Sir, intimidation is failing
 * Pete (Disney): (Scoffs) Increse the pressure. Engage.
 * Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): So, Splendid, what do you like to do for fun?
 * Splendid (Happy Tree Friends): I don't know. Stuff.
 * Mickey Mouse (Disney): Sir, that sounds like backtalk.
 * Pete (Disney): (Groans) That's it! He's outta here! Give him the boot.
 * Mickey Mouse (Disney): Yes, sir. Launching boot.
 * (Alarm Blaring)
 * Pete (Disney): On my mark. In five, four, three...
 * Splendid (Happy Tree Friends): Oh... I play in a band. That's fun.
 * Pete (Disney): Wait. We were in a band.
 * (Rock Music Playing)
 * Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): I was in a band, lead guitar.
 * Splendid (Happy Tree Friends): Cool. I rock the bass.
 * Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats) & Splendid (Happy Tree Friends): Whe played a lot of AC/DC.
 * (Gasps)
 * Splendid (Happy Tree Friends): What?
 * Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Elaine Kropotkin, ew, it's not a date. We're going skating with a group of friends.
 * Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Oh, fun. That'll be off the hook. L-O-L.
 * Donald Duck (Disney): Stop talking like that!
 * Goofy (Disney): Wait. Where's Splendid?
 * Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Did you leave Splendid with Ben Kropotkin? Elaine Kropotkin! This is so embarrassing.
 * Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Petunia, your Ben would never do any...
 * (Loud Rock Music Playing)
 * Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats) & Splendid (Happy Tree Friends): Yeah!
 * Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Awesome!
 * (Crashing)
 * Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): Bye, Elaine. Bye, Ben.
 * Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Have fun.
 * Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Peace out, my homies.
 * Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): You know, Splendid's a good kid.
 * Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): You're not so bad yourself.
 * Mickey Mouse (Disney): Sir, the wife has initiated contact. What do we do?
 * Pete (Disney): This is our chance. Give her the look.
 * Daisy Duck (Disney): (Scoffs) He's making that stupid face again.
 * Wendy O. Koopa (Super Mario Bros): Ugh, Should we smack him?
 * Minnie Mouse (Disney): Come on. He's adorable.
 * Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes): There's the signal.
 * (Keyboards Clacking)
 * Mickey Mouse (Disney): We are go. Repeat, we are go.
 * Pete (Disney): Contact in five, four, three, two...
 * (Cheering)
 * (Loud Rock Music Playing)
 * (Pop Music Playing)
 * Flaky (Happy Tree Friends): I'm good. You guys good?
 * Minnie Mouse (Disney) & Lammy (Happy Tree Friends): Yeah. I'm good.
 * Daisy Duck (Disney): Yeah, I'm good here. Good.
 * (Music Stops Playing)
 * Elaine Kropotkin (Rugrats): Okay, that's enough.
 * Ben Kropotkin (Rugrats): Ah, yeah. Um... I'll go fix the table.