Thomas And Bertie's Great Race Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to Thomas and Bertie's Great Race.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Bertie
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Terence (mentioned)
 * Sir Topham Hatt (mentioned)

Ringo Starr US version

 * Ringo Starr: Thomas was waiting at the junction when the bus arrives.
 * Thomas: Hello.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Who are you?
 * Bertie: I'm Bertie. Who are you?
 * Thomas: I'm Thomas. I run this branch line.
 * Bertie: So you're Thomas, eh? I remembered now. You got stuck in the snow. I took your passengers and Terence the Tractor pulled you out. I've come to help you with your passengers today.
 * Thomas: Help me?
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I can go faster than you.
 * Bertie: You can't.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Bertie.
 * Thomas: I can.
 * Ringo Starr: Huffed Thomas.
 * Bertie: I'll race you!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Bertie. Their drivers agreed for the race going ahead. The stationmaster said...
 * Stationmaster: Are you ready? Go!
 * Ringo Starr: Thomas never could go fast at first and Bertie drew in front.
 * Annie and Clarabel: Why don't you go fast, why don't you go fast.
 * Ringo Starr: Called Annie and Clarabel.
 * Thomas: Wait and see, wait and see.
 * Ringo Starr: Hissed Thomas.
 * Annie and Clarabel: He's a long way ahead.
 * Ringo Starr: They wailed. But Thomas didn't mind. He remembered the level crossing. There was Bertie fuming at the gates while they sail gaily through.
 * Thomas: Goodbye, Bertie!
 * Ringo Starr: Called Thomas. After that the road left the railway so that they couldn't see Bertie. Then, they had to stop at the station to let off passengers.
 * Thomas: Peep pip peep! Quickly please!
 * Ringo Starr: Called Thomas and off they went again.
 * Thomas: Come along, come along.
 * Ringo Starr: Sang Thomas.
 * Annie and Clarabel: We're coming along, we're coming along.
 * Ringo Starr: Sang Annie and Clarabel.
 * Thomas: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
 * Ringo Starr: Panted Thomas, then he looked ahead. There was Bertie tooting triumphly on his horn.
 * Thomas: Oh deary me, oh deary me!
 * Ringo Starr: Groaned Thomas.
 * Driver: Steady, Thomas.
 * Ringo Starr: Said his driver.
 * Driver: We'll beat Bertie yet.
 * Annie and Clarabel: We'll be Bertie yet, we'll beat Bertie yet.
 * Ringo Starr: Echoed Annie and Clarabel.
 * Thomas: We'll do it, we'll do it.
 * Ringo Starr: Panted Thomas.
 * Thomas: Oh bother! There's the station.
 * Ringo Starr: Then he heard Bertie.
 * Bertie: Goodbye, Thomas. You must be tired. Sorry I can't stop. We buses have to work here you know. Goodbye.
 * Thomas: Oh dear.
 * Ringo Starr: Thought Thomas.
 * Thomas: We've lost.
 * Ringo Starr: But he felt better after a drink. The signal dropped.
 * Thomas: Hurrah, we're off! Hurrah, we're off!
 * Ringo Starr: Puffed Thomas. As they crossed the bridge, they heard an impatient...
 * Bertie: Honk honk!
 * Ringo Starr: There was Bertie waiting at the traffic lights. he started with a roar and chased on after Thomas once again. Now Thomas reached his full speed. Bertie tried hard but Thomas was too fast. Whistling triumphantly he plunged into the tunnel leaving Bertie toiling far behind.
 * Thomas: We've done it, we've done it!
 * Ringo Starr: Panted Thomas.
 * Annie and Clarabel: We've done it, hooray! We've done it, hooray!
 * Ringo Starr: Chanted Annie and Clarabel as they whooshed into the last station. Everyone was there to celebrate Thomas' victory. But they gave Bertie a big welcome too.
 * Bertie: Well done, Thomas.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Bertie.
 * Bertie: That was fun. But to beat you over that hill, I should have to grow wings and be an airplane.
 * Ringo Starr: They now kept each others very busy. They often talked about their race, but Bertie's passengers don't like being bounced like peas in the frying pan, and Sir Topham Hatt has warned Thomas not to race at dangerous speeds. So although, between you and me, they would like to have another race. I don't think they ever will, do you?

George Carlin version

 * George Carlin: Thomas was waiting at the junction when the bus arrives.
 * Thomas: Hello.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Who are you?
 * Bertie: I'm Bertie. Who are you?
 * Thomas: I'm Thomas. I run this branch line.
 * Bertie: So you're Thomas. Ah, I remembered now. You got stuck in the snow. I took your passengers and Terence the Tractor pulled you out. I've come to help you with your passengers today.
 * Thomas: Help me?
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I can go faster than you.
 * Bertie: You can't.
 * George Carlin: Said Bertie.
 * Thomas: I can.
 * George Carlin: Huffed Thomas.
 * Bertie: I'll race you!
 * George Carlin: Said Bertie. Their drivers agreed for the race going ahead. The stationmaster said...
 * Stationmaster: Are you ready? Go!
 * George Carlin: Thomas never could go fast at first and Bertie drew in front.
 * Annie and Clarabel: Why don't you go fast, why don't you go fast.
 * George Carlin: Called Annie and Clarabel.
 * Thomas: Wait and see, wait and see.
 * George Carlin: Hissed Thomas.
 * Annie and Clarabel: He's a long way ahead.
 * George Carlin: They wailed. But Thomas didn't mind. He remembered the level crossing. There was Bertie fuming at the gates while they sail gaily through.
 * Thomas: Goodbye, Bertie!
 * George Carlin: Called Thomas. After that the road left the railway so that they couldn't see Bertie. Then, they had to stop at the station to let off passengers.
 * Thomas: Peep peep! Quickly please!
 * George Carlin: Called Thomas and off they went again.
 * Thomas: Come along, come along.
 * George Carlin: Sang Thomas.
 * Annie and Clarabel: We're coming along, we're coming along.
 * George Carlin: Sang Annie and Clarabel.
 * Thomas: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
 * George Carlin: Panted Thomas, then he looked ahead. There was Bertie tooting triumphly on his horn.
 * Thomas: Oh deary me, oh deary me!
 * George Carlin: Groaned Thomas.
 * Driver: Steady, Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Said his driver.
 * Driver: We'll beat Bertie yet.
 * Annie and Clarabel: We'll be Bertie yet, we'll beat Bertie yet.
 * George Carlin: Echoed Annie and Clarabel.
 * Thomas: We'll do it, we'll do it.
 * George Carlin: Panted Thomas.
 * Thomas: Oh bother! There's the station.
 * George Carlin: Then he heard Bertie.
 * Bertie: Goodbye, Thomas. You must be tired. Sorry I can't stop. We buses have to work here you know. Goodbye.
 * Thomas: Oh dear.
 * George Carlin: Thought Thomas.
 * Thomas: We've lost.
 * George Carlin: But he felt better after a drink. The signal dropped.
 * Thomas: Hurrah, we're off! Hurrah, we're off!
 * George Carlin: Puffed Thomas. As they crossed the bridge, they heard an impatient...
 * Bertie: Honk honk!
 * George Carlin: There was Bertie waiting at the traffic lights. he started with a roar and chased on after Thomas once again. Now Thomas reached his full speed. Bertie tried hard but Thomas was too fast. Whistling triumphantly he plunged into the tunnel leaving Bertie toiling far behind.
 * Thomas: We've done it, we've done it!
 * George Carlin: Panted Thomas.
 * Annie and Clarabel: We've done it, hooray! We've done it, hooray!
 * George Carlin: Chanted Annie and Clarabel as they whooshed into the last station. Everyone was there to celebrate Thomas' victory. But they gave Bertie a big welcome too.
 * Bertie: Well done, Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Said Bertie.
 * Bertie: That was fun. But to beat you over that hill, I should have to grow wings and be an airplane.
 * George Carlin: They now kept each others very busy. They often talked about their race, but Bertie's passengers don't like being bounced like peas in the frying pan, and Sir Topham Hatt has warned Thomas not to race at dangerous speeds. So although, between you and me, they would like to have another race. I don't think they ever will, do you?