Mr. Sketch Markers/If We Were Talkin' (from The Book of Pooh)

Cast

 * Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel as Tigger
 * Buttery Popcorn as Rabbit
 * Cosmic Pink Lemonade as Piglet
 * Pineapple Shooting Star as Winnie the Pooh
 * Root Beer as Owl
 * Cinnamon as Kanga
 * Gingerbread as Roo
 * Blueberry as Eeyore
 * Blue Raspberry Slushy as Kessie

Lyrics
Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel: If we were talkin', which we aren't I'd have nuthin' to say To a guy who puts toe-mah-toes In a bouncing Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel's way I guess he's never heard before A bridge is not a grocery store

Buttery Popcorn: If we were talking, which were aren't Since that nasty somersault I'd say I'm sorry that our accident Was totally his fault And if he asks, here's what I mean A bridge is not a trampoline

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel: If we were talkin'

Buttery Popcorn: If we were talking

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel: You see how bad it would be

Buttery Popcorn: We'd only disagree

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel: Right

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel and Buttery Popcorn : If I were talking to him And he were talking to me

Cosmic Pink Lemonade: (But you didn't mean for this to happen did you?)

Buttery Popcorn: (Of course not. Haven't you been listening to what I haven't been saying?)

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel: (Sheesh)

Buttery Popcorn: If we were talking I'd say sorry his world record was a bust

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel: And I'd tell Buttery Popcorn it's a pity His toe-mah-toe bit the dust Yeah, it's a shame

Buttery Popcorn: But not a crime

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel: Dat neither of us could stop in time

Buttery Popcorn: If we were talking

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel: If we were talkin'

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel and Buttery Popcorn : If were talking to him And he were talking to me

Cosmic Pink Lemonade: (But if you were talking, couldn't you work this out?)

Buttery Popcorn: (Of course.)

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel: (But we're not talkin.)

Buttery Popcorn: (Exactly. I mean...) If we were talking I'd tell Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel t-that I'm sorry for our strife

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel: And I'd tell Buttery Popcorn I kinda miss his persnickety outlook on life

Pineapple Shooting Star: So many things you both could say

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel and Buttery Popcorn : We'll have to wait until the day We are talking

Cosmic Pink Lemonade, Pineapple Shooting Star , Root Beer , Cinnamon , Gingerbread , Blueberry and Blue Raspberry Slushy : We wish you were talking

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel: If we were on speakin' terms

Pineapple Shooting Star: The way two friends should be

Cosmic Pink Lemonade, Pineapple Shooting Star , Root Beer , Cinnamon , Gingerbread , Blueberry and Blue Raspberry Slushy : If he were talk ing to him And him was talking to he

Smokey Cinnamon Rocket Fuel and Buttery Popcorn : If I were talking to you And you were talking to me If only we were talking.