Sesame Street nail polish/Rubber Duckie (Bert's version) (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Sunny Day as Bert
 * Big Bird is the Word! as Ernie

Lyrics
Sunny Day: Oh, these are beauties. Oh, I love spending time alone with my paperclip collection.

Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, there you are, Sunny Day. Hey, Sunny Day. I need your help, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: What is it, Big Bird is the Word!?

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, I need for you to sing the "Rubber Duckie" song to my rubber duckie.

Sunny Day: Oh, Big Bird is the Word!, please, I'm busy.

Big Bird is the Word!: But, Sunny Day. It's important, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: (heavy sigh) Big Bird is the Word!, what is so important? Huh? What is so important about singing to your duck?

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, I'll tell you, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: Is it more important than my paperclips?

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, Sunny Day, I was just thinking.

Sunny Day: Do I ask you to sing to my paperclips?

Big Bird is the Word!: Sunny Day. Sunny Day, I was thinking.

Sunny Day: (sighs)

Big Bird is the Word!: I was thinking, what if I should have to go away somewhere? And what if I can't bring Rubber Duckie with me and there's no one to sing to Rubber Duckie?

Sunny Day: Where would you possibly go?

Big Bird is the Word!: Well, gee, what if I suddenly had to go around the world, Sunny Day, or something like that, Sunny Day? And Rubber Duckie would get so sad, Sunny Day. Rubber Duckie would get so sad, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: All right.

Big Bird is the Word!: And he needs somebody to sing to him, Sunny Day, right? Right, Sunny Day? See there, Sunny Day? Look. Just thinking about it, Sunny Day. Just thinking about it has made him so sad, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: Big Bird is the Word!.

Big Bird is the Word!: But what if I had to go around the world, Sunny Day?

Sunny Day: Big Bird is the Word!.

Big Bird is the Word!: You could sing to him, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: Big Bird is the Word!.

Big Bird is the Word!: Hmm?

Sunny Day: All right.

Big Bird is the Word!: You'll do it?

Sunny Day: You win.

Big Bird is the Word!: Great!

Sunny Day: Fine.

Big Bird is the Word!: Mm-hmm?

Sunny Day: Okay?

Big Bird is the Word!: Okay.

Sunny Day: (heavy sigh)

Big Bird is the Word!: Now, all you have to do is just practice, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: All right, what do I do?

Big Bird is the Word!: I think this will be a great time to practice.

Sunny Day: All right, fine. Let's get it over with, okay?

Big Bird is the Word!: Okay.

Sunny Day: I'll sing the "Rubber Duckie" song, but just one time, Big Bird is the Word!. And then that is it. I'm going back to my paperclip collection, okay?

Big Bird is the Word!: Sure, Sunny Day. Now sing.

Sunny Day: (heavy sigh)

Big Bird is the Word!: Sunny Day, Sunny Day, sing from the heart, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: All right, all right.

Big Bird is the Word!: Okay, sing it to Rubber Duckie.

Sunny Day: (sighs) (rushed singing) Rubber Duckie, you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

Big Bird is the Word!: Bo-bo-bo-di-oh.

Sunny Day: Do I have to do that?

Big Bird is the Word!: Bo-bo-bo-di-oh.

Sunny Day: (singing) Bo-bo-bo-di-oh. (spoken) All right?

Big Bird is the Word!: Okay, Sunny Day, Sunny Day, that was not bad for a first time, Sunny Day. But we need more feeling, Sunny Day, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: (sighs)

Big Bird is the Word!: He's a very sensitive little duck.

Sunny Day: Rubber Duckie, joy of joys. When I squeeze you, you make noise. Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend. It's true.

Big Bird is the Word!: Okay, Sunny Day, now let 'er rip!

Sunny Day: Oh! Rubber Duckie, you're so fine. ( Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, yeah! ) And I'm glad that you are mine! ( Big Bird is the Word!: Yes! ) Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you!

Big Bird is the Word!: Okay, Sunny Day, now give us a big finish!

Sunny Day: (spoken) Hey, stand back! ( Big Bird is the Word!: Come on, Sunny Day! ) (singing) Rubber duckie, ( Big Bird is the Word!: Yeah! ) you're so fine. Yes, sir! And I'm lucky that you're mine! ( Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, yeah! ) Rubber Duckie, I'd like a whole pond of... Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond...( Big Bird is the Word!: Bring it home, Sunny Day! ) ...of you! (laughing)

Big Bird is the Word!: Oh, oh, Sunny Day. Sunny Day, that was great, Sunny Day. Oh, oh. Yes, Sunny Day. Sunny Day, Sunny Day, that was so great. I think you touched his little duckie heart, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: Oh, yeah. You know what, Big Bird is the Word!? I really enjoyed that. It was fun. I feel like singing to your Rubber Duckie again. Okay, here we go.

Big Bird is the Word!: Uh...

Sunny Day: (singing) Rubber Duckie...

Big Bird is the Word!: Sunny Day, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: What? What?

Big Bird is the Word!: Wait a second, Sunny Day. We can't do that, Sunny Day, because Rubber Duckie and I have to return a book to the library.

Sunny Day: Well, leave Rubber Duckie here. I'll sing to him.

Big Bird is the Word!: No, no, no.

Sunny Day: (singing) Rubber Duck...

Big Bird is the Word!: Sunny Day, Sunny Day, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: What? What?

Big Bird is the Word!: I don't think so, Sunny Day. You see, I'm not really ready to leave my Rubber Duckie with anyone else. See ya, Sunny Day.

Sunny Day: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come back. I liked singing to your duckie. We established a relationship. (sad sigh)