Maggie and the Ferocious Beast/Song Title (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Hamilton Hocks as Mr. Munch
 * Rudy the Mouse as Jasper T. Jowls
 * The Ferocious Beast as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Maggie as Helen Henny
 * Nedley the Rabbit as Pasqually

Lyrics
Hamilton Hocks: Oh, Rudy. It's hopeless. The Ferocious Beast needs this new song today and we've got nothing.

Rudy the Mouse: Come on, Hamilton. We can't give up!

Hamilton Hocks: Oh, what are we going to do?

The Ferocious Beast: Hey, guys!

Hamilton Hocks and Rudy the Mouse : Aaa hhhh!!!

Hamilton Hocks: Uh, hi, Ferocious Beast.

The Ferocious Beast: How's the new song going?

Hamilton Hocks: Uh, it's going.

Rudy the Mouse: Yeah, boss, uh, it's a real humdinger.

The Ferocious Beast: Awesome! Tell me about it!

Hamilton Hocks: Well, it's, uh, it's in B minor and it's 4/4 or common time and...

The Ferocious Beast: No, no. What's it called?

Hamilton Hocks: Uh, it's called "Song Title!"

The Ferocious Beast: Song Title. Well, it delivers what it promises. May I hear it?

Hamilton Hocks: Oh, good, Rudy, he wants to hear it! (laughing) Oh, let me see, uh, B minor. Uh...

The Ferocious Beast: Hey! That's pretty good!

Hamilton Hocks: Yeah! Uh, take it, Rudy!

Rudy the Mouse: What? Uh... When outside 'cause the sun was shining, Hamilton?

Hamilton Hocks: Uh, then I went back inside because it was too hot! Go.

Rudy the Mouse: Uh, something happened that was really awesome.

Hamilton Hocks: Uh, so I had some chocolate milk and I sat on the couch.

Rudy the Mouse: Duh, duh, duh and something something.

Hamilton Hocks: Come on, Rudy. You can do better than that.

Rudy the Mouse: I think he's onto us. What do we do now?

Hamilton Hocks: Just keep singing with me till he goes away.

Hamilton Hocks and Rudy the Mouse: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

The Ferocious Beast: Song Title.

Hamilton Hocks: Yeah! What did you think?

The Ferocious Beast: I think it just sound like you're making it up as you go along.

Hamilton Hocks: What?!

Rudy the Mouse: Aw, why would you say that?

The Ferocious Beast: Look, you didn't come up with anything. That's okay. We could just do "In the Future" or "Dancin' Kitten" again, I guess.

Rudy the Mouse: Wait, Ferocious Beast, you haven't heard the rest of the song yet.

The Ferocious Beast: You mean there's more?

Rudy the Mouse: You bet there is. Hit it, Hamilton! There are the lyrics to the second verse.

Hamilton Hocks: Even if you think that we're making them up!

Rudy the Mouse: We'll sing the song for you anytime.

Hamilton Hocks: And it looks like it's about a quarter to three.

Rudy the Mouse: This door is for emergency use only.

Hamilton Hocks: A big pile of costumes, a phone and a mop!

Rudy the Mouse: Nothing's written on this piece of paper.

Hamilton Hocks: A ferocious beast looks around and shakes his head.

Hamilton Hocks and Rudy the Mouse: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

The Ferocious Beast: Okay, okay. You guys are clearly making this up as you go. I mean it's silly. It's ridiculous.

Maggie: Guys, we heard your song from the other room. It's incredible!

Hamilton Hocks and Rudy the Mouse : Real ly?

Nedley the Rabbit: Oh, yes! So innovative! I really like how the verses don't-a rhyme or make any sense!

Maggie: It's just perfect!

Nedley the Rabbit: What are we waiting for? Let's-a go perform! (laughing)

Rudy the Mouse: Yeah!

Maggie: I like pizza and playing games.

Nedley the Rabbit: I was kinda sleepy, but now I'm not!

Maggie: Pictures of puppies can make me smile.

Nedley the Rabbit: My mom holds my hand when we ride the bus.

Hamilton Hocks: Skin is pink except when it isn't.

Rudy the Mouse: Today's not my birthday, but I wish it was.

Maggie: 47 is a pretty big number!

Nedley the Rabbit: I'm looking at my feet because I like my shoes.

Everyone: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title. You'll never can go wrong with Song Title.