Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy

Based on the Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Movies and all those Mr. Conductor’s Adventure Series, Mr. Conductor Meets Ed, Edd n Eddy is a series featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Each episode will have 2 Thomas stories. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-7 can be used. No stories from Seasons 8-present allowed.

Minor Guest Stars

 * Schemer
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) (High-Heeled Ed)
 * The Jukebox Band (A Glass of Warm Ed)
 * The Fraggle Five (Eds-Aggerate)
 * Singing Muppet Frogs (Thick as an Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Gets Tricked (The Ed-Touchables)
 * 2) Edward Helps Out (Nagged To An Ed)

Trivia

 * Thomas Gets Tricked is restored.
 * Edward Helps Out has the title card from the Thomas DVD, "Thomas and His Friends Help Out".

Goofs

 * In the remastered version, the credits weren't remade to list "Missing Whistles" under the Shining Time Station episodes used.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Takes The Plunge (Pop Goes The Ed)
 * 2) The Trouble With Mud (Over Your Ed)

Quote 1

 * Edd: May I help?
 * (Mr. Conductor appears on the crooked stand)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well I'm here to work. What's our first step?
 * Edd: Your first step, Mr. Conductor is to watch your step. The stand hasn't been completely-
 * (Mr. Conductor slides off the stand)
 * Edd: Nailed in. Are you all right?
 * Mr. Conductor: All right? I appear for work and fall off a stand. I've had better jobs I'll tell you.

Quote 2

 * Ed: Drink, Mister?
 * Eddy: *groan* What are we going to do with you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, first he'll want a bath and learn to be a little less careless. Being dirty can interfere at times like this. On the Island of Sodor, Gordon learned being clean is a must after the experience he had.
 * Eddy: I'll bet he wasn't messing things up like Ed did to my scam!
 * Ed: Do you think Gordon would like an En-O-Gee drink?
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't say that, but his dirty paint did cause problems. Let me tell you what happened. (Blows whistle and "The Trouble With Mud" begins)

Trivia

 * Percy Takes The Plunge has the title card from the Thomas VHS, "Daisy"
 * The Trouble With Mud is restored.

Goofs

 * In the end credits, Nazz's voice actress, Tabitha St. German's first name is misspelled as "Tabitah".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Meets The Queen (Sir Ed-A-Lot)
 * 2) A Big Day For Thomas (A Pinch To Grow An Ed)

Quotes

 * Sarah: Bye Bye!
 * Eddy: Ed! Get me out!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: You really like being a queen, don't you, Sarah?
 * Jimmy: AAAHHHH!!!!!! A little man!!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: It's quite all right, Jimmy. I won't hurt you. Let me properly introduce myself. Mr. Conductor at your service.
 * Jimmy: H-hi, Mr. Conductor. How did you know my name?
 * Edd: Why, I enlightened Mr. Conductor on you and the other kids of the cul-de-sac, Jimmy.
 * Sarah: Including me?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, Sarah. I remember you when I first arrived at Peach Creek. And I have a friend named Thomas The Tank Engine along with many others on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Jimmy: Has Thomas ever met any princes?
 * Sarah: Or queens?
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, indeed he has. Thomas has lots of experiences with crown heads. He's even met the queen.
 * Jimmy: Thomas met the queen?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes...(blows whistle and "Thomas Meets The Queen" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Eddy: At least that queen wasn't a spoiled brat like Sarah!
 * Sarah: I HEARD THAT, STUPID!

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Sounds like they're-Well, Edd anyway is working hard in there.
 * Eddy: What's taking them so long?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, I know you want to be big like the others, but waiting at times like this can usually be very long and you must be patient.
 * Eddy: Patient Schmatient! This waiting stuff is for the birds, I HATE birds!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Eddy, being impatient is the last you'll want if you want to be big. Back on the Island of Sodor, Thomas learned all about having patience after his big day pulling Henry's train.
 * Eddy: *groan* I can't wait any longer for them, but at this point, I might as well hear what happened to kill time.
 * Mr. Conductor: Ok, Eddy and don't worry, time will pass. (blows whistle and "A Big Day for Thomas" begins)

Trivia

 * In "Sir Ed-A-Lot" some of the scenes come from the Shining Time Station episode, "Queen For A Day"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Saved From Scrap (George Carlin, Dawn of the Eds)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin, Virt-Ed-Go)

Trivia

 * Saved From Scrap is restored
 * Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach has the title card from the Thomas DVD, "Cranky Bugs".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mind That Bike (George Carlin, Read All About Ed)
 * 2) Something In The Air (Alec Baldwin, Quick Shot Ed)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Looks like they'll be plenty of work for you and the Eds today.
 * Edd: I'm afraid Eddy ordered too many papers, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't worry Edd, I'm sure Thomas and Percy's friend Tom Tipper would kindly aid you in this heavy duty work.
 * Edd: Is Tom Tipper a steam-powered locomotive, too?
 * Mr. Conductor: My, no! Tom Tipper is a postman who delivers mail like clockwork, but the other day, he thought that he wouldn't deliver mail as soon as it used to be.
 * Edd: Gracious! Did Tom Tipper have any dilemmas delivering the mail?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed he did. Let me tell you what happened. (Blows whistle and "Mind That Bike" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Mavis (An Ed Too Many)
 * 2) One Good Turn (Ed-n-Seek)

Trivia

 * 'Mavis' & 'One Good Turn' are both restored.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Pop Goes the Diesel (Look Into My Eds)
 * 2) Toad Stands By (Tag Yer Ed)

Trivia

 * Pop Goes the Diesel has the title card from the Thomas DVD, "Thomas Comes to Breakfast."

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Signal (Fool on the Ed)
 * 2) Tender Engines (A Boy and His Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Now who would've guessed the other kids were tricking themselves to trick you guys? Very underhanded I must say.
 * Eddy: Yeah, well it ain't funny, Mr. C! I'm going to prank them back if it kills me!
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't know if you want to do that, Eddy. You see jokes can be fun, but there are jokes that sometimes go wrong. Percy soon figured that out for himself when he was playing tricks on the other engines.
 * Ed: Is he a prank master too?
 * Edd: What exactly was this trick that Percy learned from, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "Percy and the Signal" begins)

Quote 2

 * Edd: I'm certain if we learned more about Kevin, he'd be more than happy to share his jawbreakers.
 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Edd. That idea just may work. Just don't count your chickens before they're hatched.
 * Ed: Chickens!!!
 * Eddy: Ed, shut up. And, Mr. C, what are you getting at?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you see, it may not be easy to get yourselves jawbreakers. It seems hard for Kevin, like the other kids of this cul-de-sac to open up to you guys. And when people act the way like you normally do, Eddy, they may get something they didn't expect. Take the story of when Duck tricked Henry about tenders.
 * Edd: Would this be the same Duck who led Diesel into dismay?
 * Eddy: *Groan* A train story again?!
 * Ed: Does Duck quack, Mr. C?
 * Edd: Ed, if you'd pay attention, you'd know he doesn't. How did Duck carry out this trick, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I was hoping you'd ask. Let me tell you what happened. (blows whistle and "Tender Engines" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Conductor (It's Way Ed)
 * 2) The Runaway (Laugh Ed Laugh)

Quote 1:

 * Eddy: So I uh... guess we're the only ones... not sick... he he...
 * Edd: So it seems Eddy
 * Ed: What about Mr. Conductor?
 * Eddy: Yeah, where is he anyway?
 * Edd: I don't know, Eddy i haven't seen him all day
 * Ed: guys look!
 * [then they see an answering machine on the ground]
 * Edd: Honestly, who would leave a poor little answering machine here like this?
 * Eddy: Probably someone who hates getting messages from work. That's how my dad feels.
 * Edd: [pushes the button]
 * Mr. Conductor's voice: [from answering machine] to whoever picks this up this is Mr. Conductor answering
 * Ed: OH NO! MR. CONDUCTOR GOT EATEN BY THE ANSWERING MACHINE!
 * Edd: Ed, Mr. Conductor didn't get eaten, this message is pre-recorded
 * Mr. Conductor's voice: [from answering machine] Due to a bad sickness, I cannot come out to the Cul-De-Sac today and so here's a randomly generated pre-recorded Thomas Story to help with whatever problem is going on. [whistle sound effect and it transitions to the story The Runaway]
 * [After the Story...]
 * Mr. Conductor: That's about it from me when i feel in a better state, I'll come back. Sorry for any inconvenience [tape ends]
 * Edd: The tape ends there. I guess poor Mr. Conductor got the same sickness as the kids did
 * Eddy: I'm sure we don't need him for our scams anyway... right?

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor is not seen in the entirety of Laugh Ed Laugh since he got sick too and in his place is an answering machine that the Eds find with a pre-recorded Thomas Story added in along with his whistle sound effect

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Flying Kipper (A Glass of Warm Ed)
 * 2) Whistles and Sneezes (Flea-Bitten Ed)

Quote 1:

 * Edd: ED! I need to wake Eddy and Mr. Conductor! Oh dear! A paradox!
 * [at Shining Time Station]
 * Edd: [comes into the station & knocks on the signalbox door in the mural] Mr. Conductor! Are you in there? I need help!
 * Mr. Conductor: [appears in his pajamas] Edd? Is that you? What are you doing here at Shining Time Station? And at 1:00 in the morning no less?
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor! Something's up with Ed! He came to my house and was eating my food and he was sleeping too!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sleeping AND eating?
 * Edd: Yes, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: Hmm...sounds like Ed has a case of eatwalking.
 * Edd: Eatwalking?
 * Mr. Conductor: It's like sleepwalking only while you sleep you eat it's very uncommon.
 * Edd: Not to Ed it's not! Now hurry up & get dressed! We have to get back to the Cul-De-Sac and get Eddy!

Quote 2

 * Ed: Oh no! Jimmy, don't tell Sarah! Guys help me!
 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy's just joking, Ed. But I must say, waking up to a bed full of half-eaten food with no memory of what happened is something that Henry the Big Green Engine could relate to.
 * Eddy: Another train story?! I thought you'd be too tired to tell any!
 * Edd: Eddy, manners. Since we're all up, Mr. Conductor, won't you tell us what happened?
 * Ed: It's storytime, Jimmy.
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, here it goes. (blows whistle and "The Flying Kipper" begins)

Trivia

 * After Ed sneezed, Mr. Conductor appeared in his box from the "Shining Time Station" episode "Achoo".
 * When Eddy mentions "green whale" he refers to when Mr. Conductor told the Eds "Something In The Air" in "Quick Shot Ed"
 * The time when Mr. Conductor sleepwalked is mentioned here
 * This is the first time the Jukebox Band is featured in the series as they sing Beautiful Dreamer while Ed is sleepwalking

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (Who, What, Where, Ed!)
 * 2) Henry's Forest (Keeping Up with the Eds)

Trivia

 * Keeping Up With the Eds is the second time a Thomas Story is put into two parts. The first was in "Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas ".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Diesel's Devious Deed (Eds-Aggerate)
 * 2) Foolish Freight Cars (Oath to an Ed)

Trivia

 * The Fraggle Five from Fraggle Rock make a guest appearance in Eds-Aggerate when the Eds venture the caves

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Funnel (Button Yer Ed)
 * 2) All at Sea (Avast Ye Eds)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: At least Eddy won't need a new voice. I remember my friend, Peter Sam had an accident and needed a new funnel.
 * Ed: Who?
 * Edd: Who exactly is Peter Sam, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Peter Sam is a small green tank engine, sort of like Percy, but he lives on another part of the Island Of Sodor known as the narrow gauge railway. I'll tell you all about it. (Blows whistle and "Special Funnel" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: Well, that was a splendid ending for Peter Sam. However, Eddy couldn't just get a new voice if his old one never returned.
 * Mr. Conductor: True, but right now Eddy must cope the best he can with his bell.
 * Rolf: Rolf enjoys good food and a memorable story! Thank you, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: My pleasure, Rolf.

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Ahhh... Floating down the water is quite relaxing. This is just like the cruises on the Island of Sodor.
 * Jimmy: The Island of Sodor has cruises?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, indeed. The boats from the harbour also bring people if there should be any emergency.
 * Johnny: Have the trains ever gone on cruises?
 * Edd: Actually, Johnny, trains can indeed be transported on boats. However, it wouldn't be called a cruise for them.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Duck in fact one time wished to go to sea.
 * Johnny: Plank wants to know if Duck got his wish
 * Jimmy: Did he, Mr. Conductor?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...why don't I tell you what happened, and then you will find out.(Blows whistle and "All at Sea" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: I'm really glad that Duck received that flag from the regatta. He deserved it.
 * Johnny: Plank says "Why don't we sail to the regatta?!".
 * Eddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The regatta.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 1 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Breaks the Rules (Know it all Ed)
 * 2) A New Friend for Thomas (Dear Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Eddy, the way you try to keep the kids in order reminds me of the time Thomas got in trouble with the police.
 * Edd: Gracious! Thomas in trouble with the police?
 * Eddy: Did Thomas have to pay a fine too?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Let me tell you about it (blows whistle and "Thomas Breaks the Rules" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: You know, Johnny making new friends isn't all bad even...unless that person looks or acts unique.
 * Johnny: What do you mean, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, making a friend helps you to get to know somebody, especially to show what you can do. My friend, Thomas was impressed when his new friend, Trevor showed him a thing or two.
 * Johnny (sadly): Who's Trevor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Cheer up, Johnny. Trevor is a traction engine who was saved from scrap by Edward the Blue Engine. I'll tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "A New Friend for Thomas" begins)

Quote 3

 * Eddy: Don't judge a book by its cover, Johnny. It's salty and it's a boot. Knock yourself out.
 * Mr. Conductor: Hmmm...now where have I heard that expression?

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 2
 * Mr. Conductor's mention of hearing the expression Eddy says in "Dear Ed" before is a reference to the Thomas song, "Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover".
 * The Music Video, The Incredible Shrinking Day is used at the end of the episode

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Cow On The Line (George Carlin, Knock, Knock Who's Ed?)
 * 2) Gordon and the Gremlin (Alec Baldwin, One + One = Ed)

Quote 1

 * Eddy: I'VE HAD IT!!!! Those twerps will regret the day they messed with this brain power.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I wouldn't get to confident about getting into the house, Eddy. After all, Gordon and Henry thought they had the "brain power" to shoo a cow off the line, but they soon found it difficult to do so.
 * Edd: Please, Mr. Conductor. A cow?
 * Eddy: REALLY?! Why wouldn't those oversized tender-trains get a stupid cow off the track?! I thought they were brave enough to do it!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you what happened. (Blows whistle and "A Cow On The Line" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Eddy: Hey! That tale just gave me an idea!
 * Edd: I believe we'll all be sorry for that, Eddy.
 * Ed: Will the big choo-choos help me see the monster movie?!

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Things are looking rather strange and unusual. Surely, gremlins aren't the cause of all this.
 * Eddy: Grem-whats?!
 * Edd: Gremlins, Eddy. They are known for when any miscellany should occur.
 * Ed: Do gremlins like chickens too, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't say that, but Gordon had some gremlins of his own one day. I'll never forget it. Neither will he. I'll tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "Gordon and the Gremlin" begins)

Trivia

 * Gordon & the Gremlin will have a crazy effect style to go with One + One = Ed

Thomas Stories

 * 1) No Joke for James (Eeny,Meeny, Miney, Ed)
 * 2) Gordon and the Famous Visitor (Ready, Set...Ed!)

Quote 1

 * Ed: Oh no! Not Eddy! Take me Lizard Man!
 * Mr. Conductor: Ed, Eddy's playing a trick. Nobody's being turned into bugs.
 * Ed: You can't fool me! How do I know Double-D hasn't turned you into a bug?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I think I've just the way to prove it so you'll believe me and realize none of what Eddy's said is real...A Thomas Story.
 * Mr. Conductor: Did the choo choos get turned into bugs too?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course they didn't. This is a story about James the bright red engine and when he played a trick of his own. (blows whistle and "No Joke for James" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Mr. Conductor: So after James was punished, he learned that some jokes can cause trouble and confusion.
 * Ed: I hope the Lizard Man doesn't get the choo choos!
 * Edd: Why are Eddy's clothes on my floor? Is he running around naked again?!

Quote 2

 * Eddy: NOT KNITTING!!!! We move to Plan B...knitting please.
 * Mr. Conductor: Good luck with that, Eddy. Let's just hope you have a better endgame than Gordon did. He was acting the same way towards a famous engine and had a bad outcome.
 * Eddy: Fill me in on it, Mr. C. I'm game to hear.
 * Mr. Conductor: As you wish, Eddy. (blows whistle and "Gordon and the Famous Visitor" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: Well, Gordon certainly learned his lesson after that mishap. Hopefully Eddy will learn a lesson too.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're absoultely right, Edd. Jealousy is one thing you don't want to practice.
 * Eddy: Well I'm going to practice my scam.
 * Mr. Conductor: Good luck, Eddy! And don't end up blowing your dome off!!!!! (disappears)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Queen of Sodor (Michael Brandon, Hands Across Ed)
 * 2) Dunkin' Duncan (Alec Baldwin, Floss Your Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Wow! I didn't know that you were doing a telethon, Eddy. I would be proud to be a part of it.
 * Eddy: Yeah! We just need perfect auditions, a good show and BINGO, we'll be in jawbreaker heaven!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I wouldn't count my chickens yet if I were you, Eddy.
 * Eddy: What do you mean, Mr. I-Know-Everything-About-Showtime?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You see, making perfect auditions isn't all easy. If somebody shows off to another it can lead them to dismay and for the other to succeed. Take the story of James the Red Engine. He had a new coat of paint and boasted to Gordon, but the big blue engine got back at him.
 * Eddy: Was James trying to stage a telethon?
 * Edd: Please, Eddy, what would engines want with currency?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, James wasn't performing a telethon, but his boasting did get the best of him. Let me tell you Eds about it. (Blows whistle and "James and the Queen of Sodor" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: I certainly blame James for that. If he hadn't boasted to Gordon, he wouldn't have gotten the unsanitary job.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right and when others show off, they can be taught a great lesson for their boasting.

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Losing a tooth requires a lot of patience, Eddy.
 * Eddy: PATIENCE?! If I don't yank that tooth out by tonight, I'm jawbreakerless!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Being impatient does not always fix the problem. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Duncan?
 * Eddy: Who the heck's Duncan?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Duncan is a narrow gauge engine. He works hard, but has a nasty attitude.
 * Edd: Sounds just like our Eddy
 * Eddy: (angrily) Really, Mr. C! What did Duncan ever do that was as profitable as Ed's tooth?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Duncan was trying to get his work done faster. Let me tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "Dunkin Duncan" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Alec Baldwin, In Like Ed)
 * 2) Thomas and Stepney (George Carlin, Who Let the Ed In?)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bulls Eyes (Homecooked Eds)
 * 2) Oliver Owns Up (Rambling Ed)

Quote 1

 * Kevin: C'mon, Rolf! I'm gettin' a stitch!
 * Rolf: Bye Bye!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Those Kankers sure are causing a lot of chaos in your house, Eddy.
 * Eddy: Tell me about itI
 * Edd: When will this chaos end?!
 * Mr. Conductor: It's one thing to make a mess, but it's another to behave like bulls in a china shop. Or in Daisy's case, a bull on the line from the time she encountered Champion.
 * Eddy: Who the heck is Champion for crying out loud?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Champion is a bull with quite a nasty attitude and Daisy soon learned that for herself.
 * Edd: Pardon me Mr. Conductor. But who is Daisy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Daisy is a diesel railcar who came to help after Thomas had an accident.
 * Ed: *cries* Poor little Thomas!!!! *cries*
 * Edd: I'm sure Thomas was all right, Ed. Now, Mr. Conductor, would you be kind enough to explain how Champion became a nuisance?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course I will. Come along, Eds! (Blows whistle and "Bulls Eyes" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Eddy: If that Champion bull was here, he would totally frighten and chase the stupid Kankers outta my house!!!!
 * Edd: I don't know about Champion chasing the Kankers, Eddy. This weather ensures them a LOOOONG vacation!
 * Eddy: Weather, huh? Summer's about to call it a day boys!
 * Mr. Conductor: And I know just the plan.

Quote 2

 * Ed: I'm a cowboy! Bang Bang!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi Rolf. Everything going fine with the Eds?
 * Rolf: A Burden has been placed on Rolf.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sometimes it takes time to get used to having new company around. Take the story of Oliver-
 * Rolf: A store of olives? No thank you. I am not hungry.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, I mean the story of Oliver The Great Western Engine, when he was still new to The Island Of Sodor. Well, You can't take it unless I give it to you. Right? (Blows whistle and "Oliver Owns Up" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Happy Ever After (Alec Baldwin, To Sir With Ed)
 * 2) Wrong Road (George Carlin, Key to my Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Wow, Eddy! I didn't know that you're going on a date.
 * Edd: Perhaps you can aid Eddy into figuring out what to do to prepare for his date with Nazz, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I definitely know that every date needs a good-luck package.
 * Eddy: A good-luck what?
 * Mr. Conductor: A good-luck package, Eddy. Percy The Small Engine once collected a good-luck package for the bride and groom on the Island Of Sodor. And Mrs. Kindley was very pleased with the green engine.
 * Eddy: Wow! I didn't know trains could get married!!!! (laughs)
 * Edd: Please, Eddy. It is highly illogical for engines to get married. And by the way Mr. Conductor, who exactly is Mrs. Kindley?
 * Mr. Conductor: She is the bride's mother, and Percy really loved the special assignment given from her. Let me tell you Eds all about the good-luck package. (Blows whistle and "Happily Ever After" begins)

Quote 2

 * Jimmy: Too tight! Too tight! Sarah!
 * Mr. Conductor: That key doesn't seem to fit inside anything.
 * Eddy: Tell me about it, Mr. C! This key's useless!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I think somebody probably misplaced this key.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor's right, Eddy. That key should be returned to its rightful owner because that person who misplaced it made a big mistake.
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd has a point. A lot of people make mistakes, even railroad people. Remember that mix-up with Gordon and Edward?
 * Edd: I'm afraid we don't remember hearing that, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you will when I tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "Wrong Road" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: I certainly don't blame Gordon for departing too soon. His driver made a mistake.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right, and the 2 twin engines tricked him, but Gordon made things worse because Gordon has what you might call a bad attitude.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Search for Fergus (Michael Brandon, Urban Ed)
 * 2) Duck Takes Charge (George Carlin, Stop, Look and Ed)

Quote 1

 * Johnny: Mr. Conductor, have you seen Plank anywhere?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm afraid not, Johnny.
 * Johnny: I've looked all around and I still can't find him. Where could he be?
 * Mr. Conductor: You know Johnny, you sound just as worried as Thomas was when he was sent to look for Fergus when he was missing.
 * Johnny: Who's Fergus?
 * Mr. Conductor: He's a railway traction engine who works at the cement works. He knows the rules very well and always obeys them. But one day, Diesel played a trick on him. I'll tell you all about it. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Search for Fergus begins)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in Urban Ed. He also hosts his radio show again from the Shining Time Station episode, "Is Anybody There?" as a city attraction.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin, Honor Thy Ed)
 * 2) Thomas Goes Fishing (George Carlin, Scrambled Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Comes To Breakfast [told by George Carlin] (Rent-A-Ed)
 * 2) Bye George! [told by Alec Baldwin] (Shoo Ed)

Quotes
Quote 2
 * Mr. Conductor: Now think about this first, Eddy. After all, You and Ed have caused alot of damage today.
 * Eddy: Ah, What could happen?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well for one, You could end up as bad as Thomas. He didn't think and he had quite an accident.
 * Eddy: Don't tell me it was that accident when Daisy the stupid railcar thingy came and couldn't get that stupid bull off the track?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, Please mind your manners. Now where was I? Oh, yes! Thomas' accident! (Blows whistle and "Thomas Come To Breakfast" begins)
 * Mr. Conductor: This plan of getting rid of Johnny from others sounds rather underhanded, Eddy. In fact, Johnny's just as big of a bother as George.
 * Edd: George? Would that be the one who failed to deliver the controller to his wife's party?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed. But I'm afraid he's caused the engines a lot of trouble. (blows whistle and "Bye George!" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Jet Engine (Ed in a Half Shell)
 * 2) A Better View for Gordon (Mirror, Mirror on the Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr Conductor: You'd be surprised by how others can learn. Jimmy could be as twice as good at the skill as you.
 * Eddy: Say what?
 * Edd: Have the engines on Sodor ever learned or done something as well as the other?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed they have. Thomas once outran Gordon with help from his special and it's quite a story. I'll never forget it. Neither will he. I'll tell you all about it. (blows whistle and "Thomas and the Jet Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, this new change is very confusing. If you guys keep going like this, you'll end up like the time Gordon crashed through the new station wall.
 * Eddy (as Edd): Oh dear, Mr. Conductor!
 * Ed (as Eddy): What a sap! *laughs*
 * Edd (as Ed): What happened to the blue choo-choo, Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...Let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "A Better View for Gordon" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Special Attraction (George Carlin, Hot Buttered Ed)
 * 2) Emily's New Coaches (Michael Angelis, High Heeled Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: You know Eddy, being angry that Kevin took your spot doesn't always fix the problem. Bulstrode was acting the same way with the freight cars until he was taught a lesson.


 * Eddy: Who the heck is Bulstrode?!


 * Edd: And what kind of name is Bulstrode, Mr. Conductor? I've never known somebody named Bulstrode.


 * Mr. Conductor: He's a very impatient and ill-tempered barge. Percy soon found that out for himself. I'll tell you about it.


 * Edd: And PLEASE Mr. Conductor, make it quick! I must find more sunscreen!


 * Mr. Conductor: Patience, Edd. Just try to calm down. Now where was I? (Blows Whistle and "Special Attraction" Begins)

Quote 2

 * (Mr. Conductor's Cousin Appears)


 * Mr. Conductor: Hello, Jimmy.


 * (Jimmy screams)


 * Jimmy: Who are you?!


 * Mr. Conductor: Relax, Jimmy. I'm not going to hurt you. Allow me to properly introduce myself. My name is Ringo but you may call me Mr. Conductor.


 * Jimmy: I have a friend named Mr. Conductor, too!


 * Mr. Conductor: Well, he is my cousin. He went go-karting with your other lads. Unfortunately, he has to watch the lads race together because he is much too short to drive.


 * Jimmy: Mr. Conductor, why do you have a butterfly net?


 * Mr. Conductor: I'm going to catch some butterflies. And by the way, you get along with Sarah and Nazz very well. My friend Thomas most recently got along with his new friend Emily.


 * Jimmy: Gee wilikers, Mr. C! Who is Emily?


 * Mr. C: She is a very beautiful engine. I'll tell you about her. And by the way, Jimmy, never beat a golden monarch butterfly in a game of cards. They get angry! (Blows whistle and "Emily's New Coaches" begins)

Quote 3

 * (Mr. Conductor's cousin appears)
 * Eddy: Mr. C?
 * Mr. Conductor: Hello lads.
 * Ed: (laughs) You talk funny, Mr. C!
 * Eddy: You ain't the Mr. C I know!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I'm his cousin. He asked me to check up on you lads while he went to watch the other lads go-karting. I just met your lad Jimmy and he's quite the fellow.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, we're on a safari observing girls in their habitat. Anything you might know?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, ladies enjoy being treated with respect.
 * Eddy: How useless, We're right back where we started...

Trivia

 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr) guest stars in "High Heeled Ed".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas' Christmas Party (Fa-La-La-La-Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Helps Peter Sam (Cry Ed)

Quote 2

 * Edd: This isn't how you crave for attention, Eddy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Eddy. Faking being hurt won't get you attention. Sir Handel pretended that he was ill and Peter Sam was the one who ended up being hurt.
 * Edd: (loud gasp) What happened to Peter Sam?! I-is he okay.
 * Eddy: (to himself) Here we go....
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I thought you'd never ask! (Blows whistle and "Rusty Heps Peter Sam" begins)
 * (After story)
 * Edd: How awful....
 * Eddy: Wow! I wish I had evil freight cars pounding on me! That'll definitely bring the kids running back!!!!
 * Edd: He's so stubborn!!!!

Trivia

 * This is the Season 2 Finale.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin, Wish You Were Ed)
 * 2) Trouble for Thomas (George Carlin, Momma's Little Ed)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears in a cloud of gold dust)
 * Mr, Conductor: Hi, Rolf!
 * Rolf: (sad sigh)
 * Mr. Conductor: Gee! I must have the wrong location. Is this the cul-de-sac or world headquarters for the I.M.S?
 * Rolf: For what is this I.M.S you are talking about, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: The International Mopey Society. What's the matter, Rolf?
 * Rolf: Rolf is heartbroken.
 * Mr. Conductor: Awww.... I understand Rolf. I just figured out that you are homesick. Salty was feeling the same way when he wanted to work by the seas.
 * Rolf: (sadly) Who is this Salty you are talking about, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Aw cheer up, Rolf. Salty is a dockside diesel who loves working by the sea. Come along, Rolf and I'll tell you about him. (Blows whistle and "Salty's Secret" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Rolf: This Salty tale could not cheer Rolf.

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 3.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Granpuff (George Carlin, Once Upon An Ed)
 * 2) Gordon Takes A Tumble (Alec Baldwin, For Your Ed Only)

Quote 1

 * Johnny: Boy, this story stinks!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Johnny: Hey, Mr. Conductor, you know any good stories that Plank and I would like?
 * Mr. Conductor: What story would you like?
 * Johnny: Plank and I want a real story like Octopus' Gardens, Silver Hammers, and Mr. Kite! Ooh! Even a story on the Island Of Sodor!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it just so happens. I've just the story for tonight.
 * Eddy: Really?! What does the Island Of Sodor have to do with a jawbreaker bank?!
 * Edd: Hush, Eddy. Mr. Conductor's going to tell us a story.
 * Eddy: (groans)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, we got a big audience tonight.
 * Johnny: Oh, I'm so excited, Plank!
 * Mr. Conductor: This is a story about a story. (Blows whistle and "Granpuff" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Eddy. Ignoring the warnings on Sarah's diary could stir up trouble.
 * Eddy: At last! My revenge!!!! (laughs)
 * Ed: If Sarah finds out the diary's missing, she'll tell mom and mom will tell dad and-
 * Eddy: We heard you the first time, Ed!
 * Mr. Conductor: No, Ed's right, Eddy. Reading Sarah's diary is bad, but it can't be any worse than what happened to Gordon The Big Blue Engine.
 * Edd: What exactly happened to Gordon anyway?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well... Gordon was acting disobedient towards Salty.
 * Edd: Much like our Eddy.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, in fact, Gordon ended up in a huge accident.
 * Eddy: Was Gordon planning revenge on Salty?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Not exactly, but he was going too fast for the freight cars. Let me show you what I mean by that. (Blows whistle and "Gordon Takes A Tumble" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: I guess Gordon really did learn his lesson.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, and pretty soon, Eddy will learn his lesson as well.
 * Ed: Will Eddy fall off the tracks, Mr. C?

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty and the Boulder (Alec Baldwin, It Came From Outer Ed)
 * 2) Home At Last (George Carlin, 3 Squares And An Ed)

Quotes

 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, perhaps you can aid me in figuring out what Ed expects to accomplish with this scam and what it's all about?
 * Mr. Conductor: I wish I knew, Edd. But Ed's scam with rocks, Q's, and the way Eddy's dressed has got me stumped. This reminds me a lot of the time Rusty thought he was being watched.
 * Edd: Rusty? Being watched? By who? Or what if I may ask?
 * Mr. Conductor: You won't believe it when I tell you. (blows whistle and "Rusty and the Boulder" begins)
 * (After the Story)
 * Edd: Gracious. I would never have imagined a diesel like Rusty believe he was being watched by an inanimate object. Although I'd rather move heavy rocks than a boulder.

Quote 2

 * Eddy: I know a way to get Ed outta here so that even he won't know he's missing.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think that's a very good idea, Eddy. Ed will get into even more trouble, you and even Edd will, too.
 * Eddy: Aw, C'mon, Mr. C! Haven't the trains on that railway ever busted each other out in situations like this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, they have. Duncan was very naughty for getting stuck in a tunnel, and Skarloey had to help him out.
 * Edd: Excuse me, Mr. Conductor, but how could being trapped inside a tunnel be considered a misdemeanor? Unless It was due to irresponsibility.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's about time you found out. (Blows whistle and "Home At Last" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: My.... I didn't know that engines could misbehave by getting stuck in a tunnel, and I thought Duncan was very careless to do such a thing like that.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Sir Topham Hatt gave Duncan severe consequences. And If Eddy tries to break Ed out, he'll get severe consequences as well.
 * Eddy: *scoff* yeah, right.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward's Exploit (Dueling Eds)
 * 2) James Learns A Lesson (Dim Lit Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, what you did made Rolf very unhappy.
 * Eddy: So I chucked his stinky fishball. Big whoop.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, aplogizing is one thing you'll want to do. And I would be careful with what I say, if I were you. Look what happened to the big engines when they doubted Edward.
 * Edd: My, how awful that they would doubt such a kind engine.
 * Eddy: Puh-lease! I'd easily be on the big trains' side!
 * Ed: I want to hear what happened to the blue choo-choo, Mr. C!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then let me tell you. (blows whistle and "Edward's Exploit" begins)

Quote 2

 * Kevin: That's no alligator!
 * Eddy: What do you know? Didn't you see it move?
 * Mr. Conductor: Seems Kevin was too smart for you, Eddy. With a little more effort, you could've made it look realistic!

Quote 3

 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's scavenger hunt may bring some good to you and Ed, Eddy.
 * Eddy: You mean like a jawbreaker, right, Mr. C?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I don't know about a jawbreaker, but you and Ed are in need of a lesson. Lessons can be very useful and help you learn from past mistakes. Just like the lesson James learned on the Island of Sodor.
 * Eddy: I'll bet he wasn't rushing to earn a grand prize.
 * Ed: Was James looking for buttered toast?!
 * Edd: Ed, trains don't run on food. However, Mr. Conductor, what lesson did James learn?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, he wasn't rushing to earn a prize, but he was going too fast for the coaches. Come on, I'll tell you about it.(blows whistle and "James Learns A Lesson" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Donald and Douglas (George Carlin, Will Work For Ed)
 * 2) James and the Red Balloon (Alec Baldwin, Ed, Ed And Away)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, guys. How's Ed doing on his first day?
 * Eddy: That jerk, Rolf is deducting his pay. Now Ed won't get any money and that means no jawbreakers!
 * Edd: Eddy, let Ed learn from his mistakes. First days don't always go well.
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Eddy. After all, Donald and Douglas' first day on the Island of Sodor didn't go well either.
 * Eddy: At least trains can't give deductions!
 * Edd: Pardon me, Mr. Conductor, but how exactly did Donald and Douglas have a bad first day?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the two each made a bad first impression. Let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Donald and Douglas" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James Goes Buzz Buzz (X Marks The Ed)
 * 2) Steamroller (From Here To Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: You really hate Kevin, don't you Eddy?
 * Eddy: Yeah, I do, Mr. C! That square-headed jerk owes me a lot of money! I'm gonna get rid of him once and for all!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well getting rid of somebody isn't as easy as you think, Eddy. After all, Sir Handel found it hard to vanquish George The Steamroller. Somehow, George ended up getting back at the little engine.
 * Eddy: I bet I could show that squirt of a steamroller what for!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sir Handel thought the same, but it ended quite bad for him. (Blows whistle and "Steamroller" begins)

Trivia

 * James Goes Buzz Buzz is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, "Stacy Cleans Up".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Daisy (Boys Will Be Eds)
 * 2) Thomas and Bertie's Great Race (Ed or Tails)

Quotes

 * Eddy: Does that answer your question, Ed? You won't impress Nazz with chickens!
 * Ed: I won't?
 * Edd: A rare moment indeed, but Eddy's right.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, impressing people isn't always easy. At least Nazz isn't stubborn like Daisy.
 * Edd: Daisy? Would this be the same Daisy who encountered the bull known as Champion?
 * Mr. Conductor: Right you are, Edd. Come along with me and I'll tell you guys all about it. (blows whistle and "Daisy" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: My, how stubborn Daisy is. I'm glad to know Nazz rather than that lazy diesel.
 * Eddy: Yeah, but I bet Nazz would love to see a strong man like me pull something as heavy as a milk truck.
 * Ed: I'll carry a gravy truck!!!!
 * Edd: Please.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin, Gimme Gimme Never Ed)
 * 2) The Deputation (George Carlin, My Fair Ed)

Quote 1

 * Johnny: Plank says "Let's talk cash!".
 * Eddy: I'm listening!
 * Johnny: Plank says "You need a breathmint, Eddy."
 * Mr. Conductor: You know Johnny, this next ride could take long for Edd to build. How would you like to hear about a wild ride Toad went for on the Island Of Sodor?!
 * Johnny: A toad went on a ride?! Far out!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well it isn't "a" toad... but a breakvan named Toad. (Blows whistle and "Busy Going Backwards" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: You 2 are in need of an adjustment on good behavior.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor's right, Eddy. You and Ed are out of control.
 * Eddy: Don't be such a sockhead, Sockhead. So what if we can't help it? We're natural that way. Right, Ed?
 * Ed (still running around the tree): You won't get far from me, Eddy! (laughs)
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Eddy, I think if you and Ed change how you act, the other kids will think better of you. Just like Sir Topham Hatt thought better of Donald and Douglas. (Untangles string in his hands) There! I've got it!
 * Eddy: What about them anyway?
 * Edd: Why, this should start you fellows with a good example. Won't you please tell us, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, I will! (blows whistle and "The Deputation" begins)

Trivia

 * The music video My Best Friend Plank plays at the end of this episode

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon, Rock-A-Bye Ed)
 * 2) Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin, O-Ed Eleven)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Fear is usually hard to handle. Reminds me of when Skarloey was afraid to cross an Old Bridge, and Rheneas had to do most of his work.
 * Edd: Perhaps Ed would like to hear it.
 * Eddy: Was Skarloey afraid the bridge was going to eat him?!
 * Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't say that, but Skarloey almost ended up in serious danger. (Blows whistle and "The Old Bridge" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Passengers and Polish (George Carlin, The Luck of the Ed)
 * 2) Thomas and the Rumors (Alec Baldwin, Ed...Pass it on)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Eds. What's the matter?
 * Eddy: Monobrow forgot where he put my fancy magazines!!!!
 * Edd: Please Eddy, it was just a mistake.
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd is indeed right, Eddy. You can't grumble all the time just because you didn't get what you wanted. Duncan acted the same way when he didn't get polished by Nancy, and boy Duncan behaved very badly.
 * Eddy: I'll bet Duncan wasn't looking for magazines that someone hid for him!
 * Edd: EDDY!
 * Eddy: (groans)
 * Edd: Pardon me, Mr. Conductor. I know about Duncan for sure, but who is Nancy?
 * Mr. Conductor: Nancy is a conductor's daughter, and she definitely made Duncan upset for sure. Let me explain. (Blows whistle and "Passengers & Polish" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: I certainly blame Duncan for deliberately stopping on the viaduct. He was ridiculous enough to do that.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed. And when Skarloey dragged Duncan back to the station, the passengers were very upset with Duncan.
 * Edd: I don't know if Duncan will ever learn the fact of importance....neither will Eddy.
 * Eddy: Well those magazines ARE important to me! They are one of a kind anniversary issue!!!!!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Predicament (Brother, Can You Spare An Ed?)
 * 2) Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (The Day the Ed Stood Still)

Quote 1

 * Ed:: SARAH!!!! Dog meat!!!!
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Eds, I've seen happier faces in a frowning contest.
 * Ed: I spent Sarah's money on jawbreakers, Mr. C!
 * Edd: The money was intended to be bought for fudge that she and Jimmy wanted, but Eddy pressured Ed into buying jawbreakers. Even I had pleasure in enjoying what should never have been bought with someone else's money. I feel soiled.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, don't feel too bad. You just got carried away with yourselves, It happens to all of us.
 * Eddy: Yeah, right. I bet you never get carried away with anything.
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course! Just now. Playing leapfrog! Leaped too far and landed in the mud. The frogs had to carry me away.
 * Edd: I believe Eddy means doing something that you're unable to stop.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, that's a leap of a different matter, but not so different than what happened to Percy when he crashed into a brake van.
 * Ed: Was he running away from being turned into dog meat?!
 * Eddy: That's stupid.
 * Edd: Eddy. What did in fact happen to Percy in this predicament, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Percy had some trouble with the cars. Let me tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "Percy's Predicament" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Mr. Conductor: So as Percy learned, sometimes it's best to do your work wisely and not get sidetracked by the likes of nasty freight cars.

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: You really like monsters, don't you Ed?
 * Ed: Are they any monsters on the Island Of Sodor?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Percy saw more than a monster.
 * Ed: What monster did Percy see?!
 * Mr. Conductor: A dragon!
 * Ed: Oh, gravy! Thomas turned into a dragon with a blood-curdling roar, grabbed Percy and turned him into a marshmallow with his firebreath!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well.... that's a little too dramatic, Ed. Let me tell what REALLY happened. (Blows whistle and "Thomas, Percy, & The Dragon" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Train Stops Play
 * 2) Bowled Out

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Salty's Stormy Tale (Michael Brandon, Don't Rain On My Ed)
 * 2) Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady (George Carlin, Once Bitten, Twice Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the Season 3 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Ghostly Trick (George Carlin, An Ed in the Bush)
 * 2) Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin, See No Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 4

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trust Thomas (Is There an Ed in the House?)
 * 2) A Proud Day for James (An Ed is Born)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Special Letter (George Carlin, One Size Fits Ed)
 * 2) Faulty Whistles (Alec Baldwin, Pain in the Ed)

Quote 1

 * Jimmy: And here's your autograph, Mr. Bear. Now go eat some berries or something, I'm busy.
 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, kids. What's the buzz?
 * Jimmy: Mr. Conductor! Sarah and I made wishes on a wishing well. I'm going to be a star!
 * Mr. Conductor: I've been all around Peach Creek and never saw a wishing well.
 * Sarah: I bet it was my stupid brother and his friends!
 * Jimmy: Darn it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Cheer up, Jimmy. It doesn't mean your wish won't come true. Have faith, but don't let the excitement of stardom get to you. Look what happened to Thomas when he did that.
 * Jimmy: You mean Thomas became a star too?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Something like that...(blows whistle and "Thomas and the Special Letter" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Ed's violin is making quite a lot of noise. And noise quite disrupts what others are trying to concentrate on. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Duncan?
 * Eddy: I wish Duncan was here to run over the stupid instrument! What did he do that was noisy anyway?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well... Let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Faulty Whistles" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Eddy: If I was Duncan, I would drown out Ed's stupid violin!!!!

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Escape! (Ed Overboard)
 * 2) Come Out, Henry! (One of Those Eds)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, you should have more faith in the Urban Rangers.
 * Eddy: Give me a break, Mr. C! I could rescue Ed better and quicker with a broken arm and a missing leg, but I ain't that kind of guy!
 * Edd: Eddy, follow Mr. Conductor's advice.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right. After all, imagine if Douglas hadn't rescued Oliver.
 * Rolf: Please, won't you tell us before our rescue?
 * Mr. Conductor: Certainly, Rolf. Here it goes (blows whistle and "Escape!" begins)

Quote 2

 * Eddy: Mr. C, use your magic to loosen it and BINGO! Quarter for Eddy
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd be glad to.
 * Eddy: Sweet!
 * Mr. Conductor: If I wasn't low on my magic. I wouldn't have enough to get home to Shining Time Station if I used even a little to loosen the quarter.
 * Eddy: *Groan*
 * Edd: Eddy, I'm sure if enough attempts are made, the quarter will come off.
 * Mr. Conductor: That's right, Edd. After all, it can't be harder than getting a stubborn Henry out of the tunnel.
 * Eddy: That green whale in a tunnel? *laughs* I'm too good!
 * Edd: Eddy, please. Exactly, why didn't Henry want to come out of the tunnel?
 * Mr. Conductor: I was just about to tell you. (blows whistle and "Come Out, Henry!" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Ed: *sobbing* Poor Henry!!!!!
 * Edd: That was indeed a tragic ending for a Thomas Story, Mr. Conductor even if Henry was stubborn enough to remain within the tunnel.
 * Eddy: Yeah, too bad. Now about the quarter-
 * Edd: Eddy!
 * Mr. Conductor: Henry wasn't stuck in the tunnel for always. But that's a story that will have to wait another day.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Tenders and Turntables (They Call Him Mr. Ed)
 * 2) Old Iron (For the Ed, by the Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, you've got quite a staff working here.
 * Eddy: Just you wait, Mr. C. I'll be beyond up from here.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I wouldn't get too confident.
 * Eddy: Why?
 * Mr. Conductor: You see running a company is hard work and if the other kids aren't shown appreciation for it, a lot can go wrong. As for what can go wrong, I have to say, the big engines on the Island of Sodor have really had their share. Let me show you what I mean. (Blows whistle and "Tenders and Turntables" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Wow! I didn't know Election Day came so early. What is this election for? I'll be pleased to vote.
 * Edd: King of the Cul-De-Sac, Mr. Conductor.
 * Eddy: Yeah! And I'm gonna win this Election and rub it in Baldy and that useless hunk of wood's faces
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Eddy, you shouldn't expect what you believe is gonna happen.
 * Eddy: What makes you think that I'm not gonna win, "Mr. Confronter"?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well for one, Boasting is never good and being doubtful about another sometimes leads them to despair whereas the other benefits. James was doubtful about Edward until he pulled through and saved him.
 * Edd: My. How brave and heroic.
 * Eddy: Yeah right. I'll believe it when I see it.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, then let me start on the start and begin at the beginning. (Blows whistle and "Old Iron" begins)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in "For the Ed, by the Ed"

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Bad Day for Sir Handel (Little Ed Blue)
 * 2) Four Little Engines (A Twist of Ed)

Quote 1

 * Ed: SHUT UP!!!!
 * Eddy: You shut up!!!!
 * Edd: Eddy, please! Ed's having a bad day!
 * Mr. Conductor: Edd's right, Eddy. Ed must've been tired or cranky.... or maybe he doesn't want to work.
 * Edd: After all, Mr. Conductor, Ed did kick everyone out of the house and bellowed at Sarah. I didn't think that Ed 'would' do such a thing like that to his little sister.
 * Eddy: Probably cause she whines at him too much!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think that's the case. Sometimes people have bad days. Even the engines on the Island Of Sodor have bad days. Do you know who Ed's reminding me of now? That silly snob of an engine, Sir Handel! He had a bad day not too long ago.
 * Eddy: I'll bet Sir Handel didn't kick the other trains out and scream at them!!!!
 * Edd: Eddy, PLEASE!!!!!
 * Eddy: (growls)
 * Edd: Pardon me, Mr. Conductor, but how exactly did Sir Handel have a bad day?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Sir Handel didn't want to get his work done. Let me show you what I mean. (Blows whistle and "A Bad Day for Sir Handel" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Eddy: Hmph! Now I know know Sir. Handel feels!
 * Edd: Please, Eddy! The sarcasm... Oh dear!

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Let go! I mean it, Robin! Give it back right now! Same to you! Honestly, you're starting to turn into a real pest!
 * Edd: At least the Kankers haven't caused you any grief or displeasure, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I have a pest, myself. Mr. Robin wants to take every snack out my hand like this cookie I was going to give to the squirrels.
 * Edd: I think that Mr. Robin is just of a pest as the Kanker Sisters.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're right, Edd. I think Mr. Robin and the Kankers are so badly behaved that I think they're no better than coaches! If you know what I mean. (Whistle sounds and "Four Little Engines" begins)

Trivia

 * In "A Twist Of Ed" Mr. Conductor does not use his whistle.
 * One of the scenes comes from "Wildlife" (Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin, Your Ed Here)
 * 2) Sleeping Beauty (George Carlin, The Good Ol' Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy's acting rather unusual and running to where Kevin is.
 * Edd: I concur, Mr. Conductor. Kevin's making Eddy look very foolish.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, but at least they aren't engines or Kevin would make Eddy a middle engine.
 * Edd: What exactly is a middle engine, Mr. Conductor?
 * Ed: Are they good at x's and o's?
 * Edd: Oh, boy...
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...I'll tell you. (blow whistle and "Middle Engine" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, guys, what's up?
 * Edd: Why, we're building our time capsules, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Sounds interesting. Time Capsules hold some great surprises in future. Who knows who will discover it and what use they'll make of it?
 * Edd: And fond memories as well.
 * Ed: Yeah, Mr. C. Remember the time Sarah wanted a hat for her dolly and I gave it yours?
 * Eddy: *laughing* That was rich!
 * Edd: Eddy...
 * Mr. Conductor: I wasn't so fond of it either. Speaking of memories, surprises and discovery, You guys remember the story about Duke?
 * Eddy: You mean that old coot of a train you told from when we were stuck in Johnny's wall? BLECH! I can still taste Kanker lip!
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. He was trapped in his shed where the trees and bushes grew around.
 * Edd: I believe I remember that somber story before, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes, but I'm afraid you didn't hear what happened the other day on the Island Of Sodor.
 * Ed: Ooh! Did Thomas run into a car of gravy?!
 * Eddy: Did Gordon lose his dome again?
 * Edd: Oh, dear....
 * Mr. Conductor: Don't mind them. Let me-- no, I'll let Thomas remind you of that story so far.  (Blows whistle and "Sleeping Beauty" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Double Trouble (George Carlin, Thick as an Ed)
 * 2) The Fogman (Alec Baldwin, Sorry, Wrong Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Ed, Eddward, you guys are saying things to each other that aren't good. You wouldn't say things you don't mean. About each other? Look what happened to Thomas when he did that.
 * Edd: I'm sure Thomas would be much more reasonable than our stubborn Ed.
 * Ed: And Thomas wouldn't be wearing a stinky hat!
 * Eddy: What did that blue bug do anyway for Pete's Sake?!
 * Mr. Conductor: You mean you don't know the story about Thomas, Percy and the Coal?
 * Eddy: *Groan* Nope.
 * Edd: I'm happy to hear what happened provided Ed refrains from waving his cheese in my face.
 * Ed: Stinky hat!
 * Edd: Odiferous curd coat!
 * Mr. Conductor: Settle yourselves, you 2. Now then, I'll tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Double Trouble" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I've never seen so much done from such an object.
 * Eddy: Mr. C? You know about this phone?
 * Mr. Conductor: Phone? What about it?
 * Edd: Eddy has reason to believe it's cursed. Curses are nothing but mere superstition.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, well I was talking about the foghorn on the Island of Sodor.
 * Ed: What's a foghorn? IS IT A WEAPON USED TO BLIND MONSTERS SO WARRIORS CAN-
 * Eddy: Shut up, Ed!
 * Edd: Eddy. Pardon me, Mr. Conductor,but would you be so kind as to tell us what happened?
 * Mr. Conductor: I will. (Blows whistle and "The Fogman" begins)

Trivia

 * The Frog Talk song from Billy Bunny's Animal Songs is used at the end of Thick as an Ed showing where the frogs have been all this time

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas Saves the Day (George Carlin, Robbin' Ed)
 * 2) What's the Matter with Henry? (Michael Brandon, A Case of Ed)

Quotes

 * Ed: I'm turning into a werewolf Eddy!
 * Mr. Conductor: I feel very sorry for you, Edd.
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor. Ed and Eddy don't seem to care about me feeling this way. They just make fun of Kevin instead of taking me to a doctor. (cries)
 * Mr. Conductor: Aw, I understand Edd. Thomas and Percy were acting the same way towards Henry The Big Green Engine when he was feeling under the weather.
 * Edd: Did Henry have the same disease like me?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, let me tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "What's The Matter With Henry" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bulldog (George Carlin, Run for your Ed)
 * 2) Double Teething Troubles (Alec Baldwin, Hand me Down Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: That bottle is quite stuck on Ed's finger.
 * Edd: Indeed. It's a stubborn little thing.
 * Eddy: I'll get it off if it kills me!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, I don't think you wanna go that far, Eddy. You'll at least want the strength of a bulldog. After all, Duke needed all the strength he could get when he had to rescue Falcon.
 * Edd: Falcon? The same Falcon Sir Handel used to be called?
 * Mr. Conductor: Right you are, Edd and when he ignored Duke's advice they wound up in trouble.
 * Eddy: Just like Lumpy wouldn't let Sockhead soap his stuck finger.
 * Ed: The Soap is Evil, Eddy!
 * Edd: Eddy, you mind your manners, and Ed, soap wouldn't hurt your finger. However, Mr. Conductor, what danger did Falcon get into?
 * Mr. Conductor: I was just about to tell you. (blows whistle and "Bulldog" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, this is truly terrible!
 * Edd: What appears to be the trouble, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: I was playing music on my whistle when a boomerang flew by and knocked it out of my hand.
 * Edd: That wouldn't be the same one here on the ground would it?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes! I recognize it!
 * Edd: Well, it appears to look fine to me.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh? Well, just give a listen. (blows whistle sounding off tune) Sounds funny to me. Doesn't it sound funny to you?

Quote 3

 * Mr. Conductor: That boomerang is certainly causing a lot of trouble around here.
 * Eddy: Tell me about it, Mr. C. It turned Rolf into a loudmouth singer, made Sarah act nice, messed up your whistle, who else could be next?!!!!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, I bet it could help out the diesel who was brought to help Bill and Ben. He had teething troubles you know.
 * Edd: What diesel was this, Mr. Conductor?
 * Eddy: And what the heck are teething troubles?
 * Ed: Is it when your teeth act up?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Let me tell you guys about it. (blows whistle still sounding off tune and "Double Teething Troubles" begins)

Trivia

 * In "Hand Me Down Ed", instead of the boomerang changing Mr. Conductor's personality, it knocks his whistle out of his hand and makes it sound off tune.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Trouble in the Shed (Stiff Upper Ed)
 * 2) Donald's Duck (Here's Mud in your Ed)

Quote 1

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: The meeting of the clean club is in session. Thank goodness we got rid of that guy in the messy club.
 * Eddy: Clean club? I want IN THE RICH CLUB!
 * Edd: Eddy, surely we'll find a way into the club. It certainly makes one feel good to be in a club.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, sometimes people feel too good about themselves. The big engines on the Island of Sodor were feeling too good to do smaller engines' work when they were on strike. I'll start on the start and begin at the beginning (blows whistle and "Trouble in the Shed" begins)

Quote 2

 * (Mr. Conductor Appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: What's the matter, Jimmy? You're crying a river of tears.
 * Jimmy: Oh, Mr. Conductor! You're not going to believe it! The Eds tricked me out of my money! (cries loudly)
 * Mr. Conductor: Calm down, Jimmy, Everything's going to be okay. I think the time has come for Eddy to be given a taste of trickery himself!
 * Jimmy: But how, Mr. C? What would Thomas and his friends say to something like this?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now there's a thought. Did I ever tell you about Donald's Duck?
 * Jimmy: Donald's Duck?
 * Mr. Conductor: Now there's a story about trickery if there ever was one. I'll tell you the story now. It might help us think of a tricky idea. (Blows whistle and "Donald's Duck" begins)
 * (Story ends)
 * Jimmy: So they did trick Donald with a duck! But what can I use?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you can't use a duck.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Time for Trouble (Stuck in Ed)
 * 2) Bulgy (Postcards from the Ed)

Quote 1

 * Mr. Conductor: Eddy, however Jimmy can help you, I'm sure he can help you pull through and get back into scamming shape. After all, would you believe James was the one to help Toby when he ran out of water?
 * Eddy: That red engine? Helping that old coot of a train? I'd have better things to do than that.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, James thought the same but it wasn't up to him. Come on, I'll tell you. (blows whistle and "Time for Trouble" begins)

Quote 2

 * Edd: Ed, his room is the last place Eddy would've brought them.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed, Edd. Eddy's gotten quite carried away this time. Stealing Plank's parents was quite awful. On the Island of Sodor, a bus did the same stealing passengers and was taught a great lesson.
 * Edd: It wouldn't be Bertie would it, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: No, this was a different bus. I think it's time I told you about Bulgy. (Blows whistle and "Bulgy" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Edd: My. Bulgy is quite nasty. I'm glad he was taught a lesson.
 * Mr. Conductor: Pretty soon, Eddy will learn HIS lesson as well

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry's Special Coal (George Carlin)
 * 2) Edward the Really Useful Engine (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Eddy.
 * Eddy: Mr. Conductor? Is it really you?
 * Mr. Conductor: Of course it's me. What would make you think otherwise?
 * Eddy: You haven't aged at all, but look at me; I'm an old prune.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, it's been a long time since I've met you. I've known you since you were a kid. I've known my friend, Stacy Jones when she was her nephew, Dan's age. I've known her parents since they were Dan's age.

Trivia

 * This is the Season 4 Finale

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Snow
 * 2) Jack Frost

Trivia

 * Even though Alec Baldwin tells both stories, George Carlin blows his whistle to start the stories

Goofs

 * In the credits when it shows what episodes the Shining Time Station clips were from, Achoo wasn't listed.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train
 * 2) Rock 'n' Roll

Trivia

 * Throughout the episode Mr. Conductor doesn't get affected by Cupid Sarah & Cupid Jimmy's love arrows & helped Rolf out to stop them

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby's Discovery
 * 2) Haunted Henry

Trivia

 * Even though Alec Baldwin tells both stories, George Carlin blows his whistle to start the stories

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Henry to the Rescue (George Carlin, Mission Ed-Possible)
 * 2) Toby & The Windmill (Michael Brandon, Every Which Way but Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Season 5
 * Mr. Conductor suddenly disappears at the end of "Every Which Way but Ed" since in the final flashback it was around the time before Mr. Conductor meets the Eds

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Duncan Gets Spooked (Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed)
 * 2) Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Cleanliness is Next to Ed)

Quote 1

 * Edd: At least you and I know there are no such things as mole mutants, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Right and although Eddy's aware, he's using this scare to gain money while the others continue to panic. Reminds me of just the other day when Duncan was teasing Peter Sam and he ended up seeing a ghost.
 * Edd: But ghosts are pure fictitious Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Duncan didn't believe in ghosts either until he crossed the bridge. I'll tell you all about it.(blows whistle and "Duncan Gets Spooked" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Hi, Edd, What's the matter?
 * Edd: Oh, Mr. Conductor, all I ask for is a shower. But instead I get a shelf of products dumped on me and a swim in the mud!
 * Mr. Conductor: Sounds like a dirty job. And one that can end up badly for everyone. Doesn't it sort of remind you of Percy?
 * Edd: I'm afraid I don't follow, Mr. Conductor. As illogical as it is, I can't see Percy scheduling a shower appointment at Le Jimmy's.
 * Mr. Conductor: No, but he's still got himself in an awful mess. (blows whistle and "Percy's Chocolate Crunch" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy's Promise
 * 2) Better Late Than Never

Quotes
Trivia
 * Mr. Conductor: You guys should be getting to class. You'll be late.
 * Eddy: What's the point of going to class when we won't be in the same homeroom?!
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor's right, Eddy. as much as I am displeased with being in a separate homeroom from you and Ed, I don't want a blemish on my first day.
 * Mr. Conductor: Indeed. But we've a little time for a story.
 * Ed: Oh, goody! goody!
 * Eddy: Here we go again.
 * Edd: Oh, very well, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: And now that I have your attention. (blows whistle and "Better Late Than Never" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) The Diseasel (George Carlin, I Am Curious Ed)
 * 2) Baa! (Alec Baldwin, No Speak Da Ed)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Sarah: Say, Mr. C, You know where babies come from?
 * Mr. Conductor: I wish I could tell you, but I'm afraid I don't know.
 * Jimmy: But Sarah and I must know, Mr. Conductor!
 * Mr. Conductor: The two of you must really be determined to know. From time to time, Whatever you seek is bound to come around. The twin engines, Bill and Ben were seeking where their cars went off to when they met Boco.
 * Sarah: Boco? What the heck kind of name is that?
 * Jimmy: Tell us it, Mr. Conductor! Please!
 * Mr. Conductor: I will. (blows whistle and "The Diseasel" begins)

Quote 2

 * Edd: Oh dear! It appears Ed's penpal's gifts have somehow provoked Rolf and reawakened a long forgotten blood feud.
 * Mr. Conductor: I had quite a feeling Rolf's behavior towards Ed was because of his gifts. It's like the time Percy acted the same towards Toby and encountered a ram.
 * Rolf: Tell your story, Mr. Conductor! For it will be the last the miserable Ed boy ever hears!
 * Mr. Conductor: Very well, Rolf. (blows whistle and "Baa" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Rusty to the Rescue (Cool Hand Ed)
 * 2) Thomas Gets Bumped (Too Smart for His Own Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Escaping would be be quite difficult. I remember on the Island Of Sodor, when Rusty helped Stepney The Bluebell Engine escape from scrap, and boy was Rusty lucky to have saved him at all.
 * Eddy: Aw, c'mon! I could escape quite easier than Rusty and that Bell-train!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, Rusty thought the same. Let me tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "Rusty to the Rescue" begins)

Quote 2

 * Edd: Pardon me, Mr. Conductor, but could I discuss something with you?
 * Mr. Conductor: I'm all ears.
 * Edd: I feel neglected by the other students.
 * Mr. Conductor: I'd say you're upset that you lost to Ed in the spelling bee and feel left out because the other kids are going to him for help with their school work instead.
 * Edd: How did you know?
 * Mr. Conductor: Because something like that happened to some friends of mine on the Island of Sodor. I'll tell you ALL about it. (blows whistle and "Thomas Gets Bumped" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Toby Had a Little Lamb (Alec Baldwin, Who's Minding the Ed?)
 * 2) A Scarf for Percy (George Carlin, Pick an Ed)

Quote 1

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Ed: Mr. C! Rolf went to a family reunion and I, Ed, am looking after his furry little friends.
 * Mr. Conductor: They're quite the rascals, aren't they? They're making this place a mess.
 * Edd: Indeed, Mr. Conductor, but Ed's certainly being a good friend accepting the responsibility.
 * Mr. Conductor: You're right, Edd. In fact, on the Island of Sodor, Toby had quite an adventure when the Farmer's lambs were caught in a snowstorm.
 * Edd: Goodness! How awful for those sheep.
 * Ed: Baby sheeps are so cute!
 * Eddy: Yawn.
 * Edd: Eddy. Did Toby manage to retrieve the lambs?
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...I'll tell you. (blows whistle and "Toby Had A Little Lamb" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) You Can't Win! (Truth or Ed)
 * 2) Toby's Tightrope (This Won't Hurt an Ed)

Quote 1

 * Eddy: These stories are gonna sell, Mr. C! Just you wait and see!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, you know, Eddy, making false stories about others isn't a very good idea. After all the other kids might get you back for them. Look what happened to Stuart when he teased Duke, the engine they called "Old Granpuff".
 * Eddy: Stuart? You mean Peter Sam, right?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. Stuart learned quite a lesson from Duke when he needed help and... well, let me tell you about it. (Blows whistle and "You Can't Win!" begins)
 * (After Story)
 * Mr. Conductor: Duke showed Stuart that he was nobody to laugh at and when he played his trick, Stuart learned a thing or two about talking big.
 * Eddy: Well, I won't let that story tell me different. I'm gonna be RICH!
 * Mr. Conductor: Have fun in the newspaper business while it lasts, Eddy! (disappears)

Quote 2

 * Eddy: THIS IS TOO RICH AIN'T IT, MR. C?!!!! (laughs loudly)
 * Mr. Conductor: I think it's quite wrong to fool Kevin with this false booster shot day. Mavis made a plan like this once and she made Toby end up in danger.
 * Eddy: Tell me, Mr. C. I'm in a good mood.
 * Mr. Conductor: As you wish, "Doctor Eddy". (Blows whistle and "Toby's Tightrope" begins)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in Truth or Ed

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Harold and the Flying Horse (Michael Brandon,Tinker Ed)
 * 2) Woolly Bear (George Carlin, The Good, The Bad and The Ed)

Quotes

 * Mr. Conductor: Jimmy, if you think fairy tales aren't true, you haven't heard about the flying horse on the Island of Sodor.
 * Jimmy: A FLYING HORSE?! WHAT WAS ITS NAME?! DID YOU GET TO RIDE IT?!
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, the horse's name was Pegasus and Harold the Helicopter was the one who gave him a ride. Let me tell you what happened. (blows whistle and "Harold and the Flying Horse" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Percy Proves a Point (George Carlin, Tight End Ed)
 * 2) Rusty Saves The Day (Alec Baldwin, Tween a Rock and an Ed Place)

Trivia

 * Schemer guest stars in Tight End Ed
 * Percy Proves a Point is taken from the Shining Time Station episode, "Field Day".

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (Alec Baldwin, All Eds are Off)
 * 2) James in a Mess (George Carlin, Smile for the Ed)

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears)
 * Mr. Conductor: Did I hear someone mention a bet?
 * Eddy: You know it, Mr. C. I'm gonna win this bet!
 * Kevin: Get in line! I'm winning this bet!
 * Rolf: Poppycock. Rolf has the most confidence within him to win.
 * Edd: I, for one, am determind to win plus this could be a good way for Ed to reduce his gravy intake.
 * Eddy: I'll laugh when Ed wins the bet.
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh, but you'd be surprised by the one you'd least expect. After all, on the Island of Sodor, the engines all wanted to collect Alicia Botti, but only one came out on top.
 * Johnny: Alicia who?
 * Rolf: Rolf's never heard of any Alicia person.
 * Edd: Who is she exactly, Mr. Conductor?
 * Mr. Conductor: She's a famous opera singer and who was the one to collect her? I'll tell you guys all about it. (blows whistle and "Thomas, Percy and the Squeak" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Bertie's Chase (Run Ed Run)
 * 2) Toby the Tram Engine (A Town Called Ed)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Gordon Takes A Dip
 * 2) Down the Mine

Quotes

 * (Mr. Conductor appears dressed as a doctor with a medical bag)
 * Mr. Conductor: Did someone have an accident? I got here as fast I could.
 * Eddy: Mr. C! You should have seen what everyone's talking about! Double-D made a Kanker's foot swell up!
 * Mr. Conductor: Oh my!
 * Ed: It's true. I was there.
 * Edd: Mr. Conductor, I assure you it was an accident.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well, a swollen foot is something I'll let a more size-oriented doctor handle. At least it isn't as bad as the accident Gordon had.
 * Eddy: Did another train clobber him?!
 * Edd: Gordon had an accident?
 * Mr. Conductor: Yes. I'm surprised you didn't hear about it. They're still talking about it on the Island of Sodor. Well, now's as good a time as any. (blows whistle and "Gordon Takes A Dip" begins)

Quote 2

 * Mr. Conductor: Edd, I knew you were innocent. When the other kids hear, everything will be back to normal.
 * Edd: But if I should try and enlighten them, they'll back away.
 * Jimmy: He's right, Mr. Conductor. We need a plan.
 * Mr. Conductor: Well...let's think about it. If Thomas hadn't fallen down the mine, Gordon wouldn't have been the only one to have an accident falling face first.
 * Edd: Are you saying Thomas had an accident similar to that of Gordon's?
 * Jimmy: I never heard that one, Mr. Conductor.
 * Mr. Conductor: Then let me tell you that one. (blows whistle and "Down the Mine" begins)

Thomas Stories

 * 1) James and the Trouble with Trees
 * 2) The World's Strongest Engine

Thomas Stories

 * 1) Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party (May I Have this Ed?)
 * 2) Terence the Tractor (Look Before you Ed)

Trivia

 * This is the 1st episode of Season 6 as well as the season finale.

Thomas Stories

 * 1) A Close Shave for Duck (George Carlin)
 * 2) Percy Runs Away (George Carlin)
 * 3) Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin)
 * 4) Heroes (George Carlin)

Trivia

 * This is the Series Finale.

Unused Thomas Stories

 * 1) Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree
 * 2) Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure
 * 3) Fish
 * 4) Gallant Old Engine
 * 5) Cranky Bugs
 * 6) Horrid Lorry
 * 7) Put Upon Percy
 * 8) Toby and the Flood
 * 9) Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday
 * 10) Make Someone Happy
 * 11) Harvey to the Rescue
 * 12) No Sleep for Cranky
 * 13) A Bad Day for Harold
 * 14) Elizabeth The Vintage Quarry Truck
 * 15) Buffer Bother
 * 16) Jack Jumps In
 * 17) A Friend in Need
 * 18) Scaredy Engines
 * 19) Percy Gets It Right
 * 20) Bill, Ben and Fergus
 * 21) Edward's Brass Band
 * 22) The Refreshment Lady's Stand
 * 23) The Spotless Record
 * 24) Bad Day at Castle Loch
 * 25) Rheneas and the Roller Coaster
 * 26) Oliver the Snow Engine
 * 27) Something Fishy
 * 28) The Runaway Elephant
 * 29) Peace and Quiet
 * 30) Bulgy Rides Again
 * 31) The Grand Opening
 * 32) Best Dressed Engine
 * 33) Gordon and Spencer
 * 34) Not So Hasty Cakes
 * 35) Trusty Rusty
 * 36) Hooray for Thomas