Muppets/The Noodle Story (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Sam the Eagle: Let me see. So far, we've done A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M. That's enough! Let's go home!

Kermit the Frog: Gosh, Sam! We've got lots of letters to go. The next one is "N". So now I shall tell a story that's filled with words that start with the letter "N".

Sam the Eagle: I don't wan't to hear it.

Kermit the Frog: Gosh, Oscar! Don't you want to hear all those "N" words with the great "nn" sound?

Sam the Eagle: No!

Kermit the Frog: Right! "No" is an "N" word.

Sam the Eagle: Ugh!

Kermit the Frog: Now, see if you can hear some others, Sam. Once upon a time, there were nine naughty noodles.

Sam the Eagle: Nine naughty noodles?

Kermit the Frog: Sure. Now these nine naughty noodles lived in a nest. And their names were Ned, Nat, Norman, Nathaniel, Nelly, Nan, Nancy, Norma, and Naomi.

Sam the Eagle: Oh no.

Kermit the Frog: Now one day, Nora moved into the neighborhood.

Sam the Eagle: Nora? Another noodle I suppose.

Kermit the Frog: (laughs) No. Nora was a nectarine.

Sam the Eagle: Naturally.

Kermit the Frog: For Nora, the noodles learned not to be naughty but nice.

Sam the Eagle: Doesn't this story ever come to an end?

Kermit the Frog: Ah, you want this story to come to an end?

Sam the Eagle: I sure do.

Kermit the Frog: O.K. One day, Nora and the noodles went for a walk and found a great huge letter "N" carved at a stone.

Sam the Eagle: So?

Kermit the Frog: So (giggles) you wanted the story to come to an end.

Sam the Eagle: Oh no, no, no, no.