The Letter People/Song Title (from Chuck E. Cheese)

Cast

 * Mr. D as Mr. Munch
 * Mr. T as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Mr. M as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Miss A as Helen Henny
 * Mr. B as Pasqually

Lyrics
Mr. D: Oh, Mr. T. It's hopeless. Mr. M needs this new song today and we've got nothing.

Mr. T: Come on, Mr. D. We can't give up!

Mr. D: Oh, what are we going to do?

Mr. M: Hey, guys!

Mr. D and Mr. T : Aaa hhhh!!!

Mr. D: Uh, hi, Mr. M.

Mr. M: How's the new song going?

Mr. D: Uh, it's going.

Mr. T: Yeah, boss, uh, it's a real humdinger.

Mr. M: Awesome! Tell me about it!

Mr. D: Well, it's, uh, it's in B minor and it's 4/4 or common time and...

Mr. M: No, no. What's it called?

Mr. D: Uh, it's called "Song Title!"

Mr. M: Song Title. Well, it delivers what it promises. May I hear it?

Mr. D: Oh, good, Mr. T, he wants to hear it! (laughing) Oh, let me see, uh, B minor. Uh...

Mr. M: Hey! That's pretty good!

Mr. D: Yeah! Uh, take it, Mr. T!

Mr. T: What? Uh... When outside 'cause the sun was shining, Mr. D?

Mr. D: Uh, then I went back inside because it was too hot! Go.

Mr. T: Uh, something happened that was really awesome.

Mr. D: Uh, so I had some chocolate milk and I sat on the couch.

Mr. T: Duh, duh, duh and something something.

Mr. D: Come on, Mr. T. You can do better than that.

Mr. T: I think he's onto us. What do we do now?

Mr. D: Just keep singing with me till he goes away.

Mr. D and Mr. T: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Mr. M: Song Title.

Mr. D: Yeah! What did you think?

Mr. M: I think it just sound like you're making it up as you go along.

Mr. D: What?!

Mr. T: Aw, why would you say that?

Mr. M: Look, you didn't come up with anything. That's okay. We could just do "In the Future" or "Dancin' Kitten" again, I guess.

Mr. T: Wait, Mr. M, you haven't heard the rest of the song yet.

Mr. M: You mean there's more?

Mr. T: You bet there is. Hit it, Rowlf! There are the lyrics to the second verse.

Mr. D: Even if you think that we're making them up!

Mr. T: We'll sing the song for you anytime.

Mr. D: And it looks like it's about a quarter to three.

Mr. T: This door is for emergency use only.

Mr. D: A big pile of costumes, a phone and a mop!

Mr. T: Nothing's written on this piece of paper.

Mr. D: A letter person looks around and shakes his head.

Mr. D and Mr. T: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title.  You'll never can go wrong  with Song Title.

Mr. M: Okay, okay. You guys are clearly making this up as you go. I mean it's silly. It's ridiculous.

Miss A: Guys, we heard your song from the other room. It's incredible!

Mr. D and Mr. T : Real ly?

Mr. B: Oh, yes! So innovative! I really like how the verses don't-a rhyme! Who would make it any sense?

Miss A: It's just perfect!

Mr. B: What are we waiting for? Let's-a go perform! (laughing)

Mr. T: Yeah!

Miss A: I like pizza and playing games.

Mr. B: I was kinda sleepy, but now I'm not!

Miss A: Pictures of puppies can make me smile.

Mr. B: My mom holds my hand when we ride the bus.

Mr. D: Donut is orange except when it isn't.

Mr. T: Today's not my birthday, but I wish it was.

Miss A: 47 is a pretty big number!

Mr. B: I'm looking at my feet because I like my shoes.

Everyone: Song Title! The title of our song is "Song Title! Come on and sing along. It's Song Title. You'll never can go wrong with Song Title.