State Man nail polish/What's My Letter? (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Golden California as Guy Smiley
 * Adventurous Georgia as Prairie Dawn
 * Farming Wisconsin as The Announcer
 * Sunny Florida as Bert

Lyrics
Sunny Florida: That's a nice song, Fabulous Luxury Arizona, but what letter comes next? Let's see, uh, A, B, C, D...

Farming Wisconsin: And now, it's time for that great new game show "What's My Letter?". And here's the host of the show, Golden California.

(applause)

Golden California: Thank you! Thank you! And now, before we begin our game, let me tell you that today's letter is the letter "E". Remember, that's the letter "E". And now, let's meet our first contestant, a lovely young lady, Miss Adventurous Georgia.

(applause)

Adventurous Georgia: Thank you. It is sincerely a pleasure to be here Golden California.

Golden California: And now, Adventurous Georgia, here is your question. In the alphabet, what letter comes after the letter "D"?

Adventurous Georgia: Oh mercy, I am afraid I do not know.

Golden California: Think now Adventurous Georgia it comes after D and just before F.

Adventurous Georgia: Uh-huh. Oh, what a puzzler.

Golden California: Sometimes it sounds like Eh as in egg, elbow, and elephant.

Adventurous Georgia: Egg, elbow, elephant. Oh, I have not the faintest.

Golden California: Other times it sounds like eee, as in eat, Easter, and evening.

Adventurous Georgia: This is a very difficult question.

Golden California: Time is running out. Remember if you answer correctly, you will win our grand prize, this delightful pet mouse.

Adventurous Georgia: A mouse??!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Golden California: That's absolutely right! Yes! E is the letter right after D, and here is your mouse!

Adventurous Georgia: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Golden California: That's all the time we have for today, get off the table Adventurous Georgia. Tune in next time for another exciting game of What's My Letter?

Adventurous Georgia: EEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEE!