Muppets/Sing Me a Silly Song (from Cheep Thrills)

Cast

 * Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
 * Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
 * Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Hi, everybody! Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Hi! Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Are you ready for something really silly? Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Rizzo is! Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Well, come on! Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Let me know when it's over!

Kermit the Frog: Sing me a silly song about feathers, Honkers and air! Sing me a silly song about polka-dot underwear! Make it so funny that I fall right out of my chair! Sing me a silly song! Yeah!

Rizzo the Rat: Sing me a silly song about food that squirt when you chew. Sing me a silly song about upside-down kangaroos. Make it a pretty ditty of out-of-buffalo stew. Sing me a silly song.

Kermit the Frog: Silly, sloppy, chilly, bloppy, wacky here or wet! Now the only question is, "How silly can you get"?

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Rizzo can get really silly!

Kermit the Frog: Sing me a silly song about elephants in a tree.

Rizzo the Rat: Sing me a silly song about chickens clucking off-key!

Kermit the Frog and Rizzo the Rat : Make it a looney, a tuney A chimpanzee symphony! Sing me a silly song!

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Yeah!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Okay, play it, boys! But keep it silly! That's good, that's good!

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Oh, brother! All this silly stuff is making me sick! You know what this song needs? A little more grouchiness! Heh, heh, heh! (singing) Sing me a grouchy song about trashy broken up toys! Sing me a grouchy song about cranky grouch girls and boys! Make it a yucky number with bangs, crashes and noise! Sing me a grouchy song! Heh, heh, heh! (spoken) Like that!

Kermit the Frog: Silly, sloppy, chilly, bloppy, wacky here or wet! Now the only question is,

Kermit the Frog and Rizzo the Rat : "How silly can you get"?

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Not much sillier, I hope.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Yes, we can, Sam!

Kermit the Frog: Sing me a silly song about feathers, Honkers and air!

Rizzo the Rat: Feathers, Honkers and air!

Kermit the Frog: Sing me a silly song about polka-dot underwear!

Rizzo the Rat: Polka-dot underwear!

Kermit the Frog: Make it so funny that I fall right out of my chair!

Rizzo the Rat: Yeah!

Kermit the Frog and Rizzo the Rat : Sing me a silly song!

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Grouchy!

Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat and Sam the Eagle : Just sing me a silly song! (laughing)