Sesame Street Avalon 12 Crayons/The Noodle Story (from The Muppet Alphabet Album)

Cast

 * Bert Yellow as Big Bird
 * Sesame Street Green as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics
Sesame Street Green: Let me see. So far, we've done A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M. That's enough! Let's go home!

Bert Yellow: Gosh, Sesame Street Green! We've got lots of letters to go. The next one is "N". So now I shall tell a story that's filled with words that start with the letter "N".

Sesame Street Green: I don't wan't to hear it.

Bert Yellow: Gosh, Sesame Street Green! Don't you want to hear all those "N" words with the great "nn" sound?

Sesame Street Green: No!

Bert Yellow: Right! "No" is an "N" word.

Sesame Street Green: Ugh!

Bert Yellow: Now, see if you can hear some others, Sesame Street Green. Once upon a time, there were nine naughty noodles.

Sesame Street Green: Nine naughty noodles?

Bert Yellow: Sure. Now these nine naughty noodles lived in a nest. And their names were Ned, Nat, Norman, Nathaniel, Nelly, Nan, Nancy, Norma, and Naomi.

Sesame Street Green: Oh no.

Bert Yellow: Now one day, Nora moved into the neighborhood.

Sesame Street Green: Nora? Another noodle I suppose.

Bert Yellow: (laughs) No. Nora was a nectarine.

Sesame Street Green: Naturally.

Bert Yellow: For Nora, the noodles learned not to be naughty but nice.

Sesame Street Green: Doesn't this story ever come to an end?

Bert Yellow: Ah, you want this story to come to an end?

Sesame Street Green: I sure do.

Bert Yellow: O.K. One day, Nora and the noodles went for a walk and found a great huge letter "N" carved at a stone.

Sesame Street Green: So?

Bert Yellow: So (giggles) you wanted the story to come to an end.

Sesame Street Green: Oh no, no, no, no.