Muppets Most Wanted nail polish/Act Naturally (from The Muppet Show)

Cast

 * Miss Piggy's Big Number as Gonzo

Lyrics
( Miss Piggy's Big Number plays "Act Naturally" on the ukulele, which turns into a duet with his own reflection in the mirror.)

Miss Piggy's Big Number: They're gonna put me in the movies They're gonna make a big star out of me We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely And all I gotta do is act naturally

Miss Piggy's Big Number and Miss Piggy Big Number's reflection : Well, I'll bet you I'm a-gonna be a big star Might win an Oscar you can't never tell The movie's gonna make me a big star, 'Cause I can play the part so well

Miss Piggy Big Number's reflection: Well, I hope you come and see me in the movie ( Miss Piggy's Big Number: Aaaahhh!!! ) Then I'll know that you will plainly see ( Miss Piggy's Big Number: Who are you? ) The biggest fool that's ever hit the big time ( Miss Piggy's Big Number: Oh. ) And all I gotta do is act naturally

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Hey, wait a minute. You can't do this.

Miss Piggy Big Number's reflection: Why not?

Miss Piggy's Big Number: Well, you're a reflection. You're supposed to do just what I do.

Miss Piggy's Big Number's reflection: But you do ludicrous things.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: I do what?

Miss Piggy's Big Number's reflection: Ludicrous things.

Miss Piggy's Big Number: (spoken) Of course I do. I'm an artist! (singing) And all I gotta do is, act naturally.

(They continue singing. Miss Piggy's Big Number's reflection dons different outfits. They finish the song.)

Miss Piggy's Big Number and Miss Piggy's Big Number's reflection : Well, I'll bet you I'm a-gonna be a big star Might win an Oscar you can't never tell The movie's gonna make me a big star, 'Cause I can play the part so well

Miss Piggy's Big Number's reflection: Well, I hope you come and see me in the movie ( Miss Piggy's Big Number: Of course I'll be there. ) Then I'll know that you will plainly see ( Miss Piggy's Big Number: Wow! ) The biggest fool that's ever hit the big time ( Miss Piggy's Big Number: Oh, yes! ) And all I gotta do is act naturally And all I gotta do is act naturally

Miss Piggy's Big Number's reflection: That was terrible.