Michael's Party/Michael's Thanksgiving quotes

Sandy Duncan: "Oh, Miss Appleby, please, just try to calm down and tell us what happened."

Miss Appleby: "Well, you know my dog."

Sandy Duncan: "Yes? the 1 you renamed Mr. Dirty?"

Miss Appleby: "Yeah well this time, he's really gone and done it."

Miss Appleby: "I took the turkey outta the oven and he's lookin' at it like a pointer, and I thought: That's kinda cute, when all of a sudden, he lunged, attacked, ran out the back door with it and tore it to shreds."

Sandy Duncan: "Oh!"

Miss Appleby: "And now, I don't have a turkey."

Kim: "Mr. Dirty is a bad dog."

Miss Appleby: "From now on, his new name is Mr. Go Away."

Miss Appleby: "Oh what am I gonna do? my niece and her husband are coming for dinner."

Sandy Duncan: "You know something?"

Miss Appleby: "What?"

Sandy Duncan: "There's a place in Gunthersville that has precooked turkeys and I'm sure they're open for at least another half an hour."

Miss Appleby: "Oh, I can't make it to Gunthersville."

Michael: "Well you could if I took you there."

Miss Appleby: "You'd do that for me?"

Michael: "Sure."

Miss Appleby: "Oh come on, let's go, time's a wastin'."