The Fogman Transcript

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 * Here's the full transcript to The Fogman.

Characters

 * Thomas
 * Gordon
 * James
 * Percy
 * Toby
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Annie and Clarabel (do not speak)
 * Henry (cameo)
 * Cranky (cameo)

Transcript

 * Alec Baldwin: It was winter on the Island of Sodor. The first fogs had begun to roll in from the sea. Thomas, Annie and Clarabel love the quiet of Misty Valley. But Thomas must be careful of rocks that sometimes roll onto the tracks. Cyril the Fogman has a very important job. He puts detonators on the tracks to warn the engines when there's fog ahead.
 * (Boom!)
 * Thomas: Oooh.
 * Alec Baldwin: Shivered Thomas as he ran over the detonator.
 * Thomas: That made my axles tingle.
 * Thomas' Driver: Cyril's done his job.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
 * Thomas' Driver: We better slow down. There's fog ahead.
 * Thomas: Thank you, Cyril.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Thomas. That night at the sheds, Sir Topham Hatt had something special to show the engines. It was very large and strange looking.
 * Percy: What is it?
 * Alec Baldwin: Asked Percy.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: It's a new invention, a railway foghorn.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: It warns you when there's fog ahead. Like this.
 * (The foghorn begins to wail and bricks from the roof fall down into the floor then it turns off)
 * Percy: That's loud!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Percy.
 * James: Too loud.
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed James.
 * Gordon: Sounds like a tugboat to me.
 * Alec Baldwin: Grumbled Gordon. Thomas looked worried.
 * Thomas: What will Cyril do now?
 * Alec Baldwin: He asked.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: It will begin in a much needed rest.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Besides, this new foghorn will be more reliable.
 * Thomas: Poor Cyril.
 * Alec Baldwin: Whispered Thomas.
 * Thomas: He's been scrapped.
 * Alec Baldwin: The next day, Percy was cheerfully chuffing through Misty Valley when suddenly...
 * (The foghorn wails again)
 * Percy: Oh, Jeepers!
 * Alec Baldwin: Exclaimed Percy.
 * Percy: That foghorn is so loud it rattles my dome. It doesn't even make my axles tingle.
 * Percy's Driver: Still, we better slow down.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
 * Percy's Driver: There's fog ahead.
 * Alec Baldwin: The foghorn had been so loud that it made the hillside shake. No sooner was Percy out of sight, when one rock fell, then another and another. Before long, the track was blocked and the foghorn was crushed. Not far away. Thomas was puffing happily right on time.
 * (Thomas' whistle toots)
 * Thomas: I can't see a thing!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Thomas. And then before he could think of anything else...
 * (Thomas
 * Thomas: Bust my buffers!
 * Alec Baldwin: Cried Thomas.
 * Thomas: What happened to the foghorn.
 * Thomas' Driver: I don't know.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
 * Thomas' Driver: But at least nobody's been hurt.
 * Thomas' Fireman: Toby will be coming down the line any minute.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said his fireman.
 * Thomas: If there's no foghorn here...
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: He'll run into us.
 * Voice: Leave it to me.
 * Alec Baldwin: Called a voice from the fog.
 * Thomas: It's Cyril!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I hope he's in time.
 * Alec Baldwin: Toby and his coach Henrietta were chuffing along. Toby was looking forward for a well earned drink at the station when...
 * (Boom!)
 * Toby: Fog detonators!
 * Alec Baldwin: Puffed Toby.
 * Toby's Driver: There must be fog ahead.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
 * Toby's Driver: We better slow down.
 * Alec Baldwin: And just around the next bend, with his axles still tingling, Toby was very glad they did. Otherwise, they would've crashed into Thomas' wreck. Soon the tracks were cleared and Thomas was back on the rails.
 * Thomas: If it hadn't been for Cyril...
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Toby might have had a worst accident than me.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Instead of replacing Cyril with a foghorn...
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We'll replace the foghorn with Cryril. You're clearly more reliable.
 * Cyril: Thank you, sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Cyril.
 * Toby: And thank you.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Toby.
 * Thomas: New inventions are all very well.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Thomas.
 * Percy: Well they don't make my axles tingle.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Percy.