The Hoobs and Between the Lions/Do What I Do (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Groove (from The Hoobs) as Ernie
 * Cliff Hanger (from Between the Lions) as Sandy the Snake

Lyrics
Groove: Oh, there's my friend, Cliff Hanger. Hello, Cliff Hanger! How are you doing?

Cliff Hanger: Okay, I guess. How are you doing?

Groove: How am I doing? Can't you tell just by looking at me?

Cliff Hanger: Hmmm? What do you mean?

Groove: Well, people will show how they feel by what they do and how they look. You want people to know how you're feeling by looking at you?

Cliff Hanger: I suppose so. What do I have to do?

Groove: (spoken) Oh, it's easy. Just listen, and I will tell you. (singing) What do you do when you're feeling happy and you want to show off just how great it feels. Well, do what I do. I say do what I do. Go and do what I do. Just snap your fingers and click your heels.

Cliff Hanger: Snap my fingers? Click my heels? Groove, I'm a snake. Snakes don't have fingers or heels. This doesn't help me at all.

Groove: (spoken) Oh. Oh dear, Cliff Hanger. I never thought of that. Well, I guess you'll just have to tell people if you're feeling happy. But anyhow... (singing) What do you do when you're feeling sad? You're sorry and blue from your head to your toes.

Cliff Hanger: Toes? What toes?

Groove: Well, do what I do. I say do what I do. Go and do what I do. Just wipe off your tears, and blow your nose.

Cliff Hanger: Blow my nose? What nose? And what am I supposed to wipe the tears off with? I don't have fingers to hold a handkerchief, Zoe Zingy Orange. I'm getting angry.

Groove: (spoken) Oh, yeah? Angry, huh? (singing) Well, what do you do when you're feeling angry? You're mad on the surface and underneath. Well, do what I do. I say do what I do. Go and do what I do. Just clench your fist and gnash your teeth.

Cliff Hanger: Clench my fists? Gnash my teeth. I don't have fists. And I have fangs, not teeth.

Groove: Oh, oh, all right, all right. So you don't have fists or teeth. You don't have to yell about it, Cliff Hanger. I'm sure you can find a way to show me how you feel.

Cliff Hanger: Well, what do I do when I'm feeling mad? I'm burning and ready for a great big battle. Well, here's what I do. I say, here's what I do. Listen, here's what I do. I sharpen my fangs, and I shake my rattle.

Groove: (laughing) Oh, you sharpen your fangs and shake your rattle? What good does that do? Because nobody has fangs or a rattle except...(gasps) except a rattlesnake. (yelps) A rattlesnake, a rat...help, a rattlesnake!

Cliff Hanger: I guess I showed him. (hisses)