The Little Engine That Could (2011) (Gender Swap AU)

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Tootle: do you know what.

Narrator: asked Tootle.

Montana: what.

Narrator: grunted Montana.

Tootle: do you know what.

Montana: silly.

Narrator: said Montana.

Montana: of course I don't know what, if you don't tell me what what is.

Tootle: Hoity Toity says that the work in the yard is to heavy for me he's getting a bigger engine to help me.

Harry: Rubbish.

Narrator: said Harry.

Harry: any engine could do it,if you worked more and chattered less, this yard would be a sweeter, a better and a happier place.

Narrator: Tootle went off to fetch some coaches.

Tootle: that stupid old signal.

Narrator: he thought, he was remembering the time he'd misunderstood a signal and gone backwards instead of forwards.

Tootle: no one listens to me now, they think I'm a silly little engine and order me about, I'll show them, I'll show them.

Narrator: but he didn't know how, by the end of the afternoon he felt tired and unhappy, he brought some coaches to the station.

Hoity Toity: hello Tootle.

Narrator: said Hoity Toity.

Hoity Toity: you look tired.

Tootle: yes sir, I am sir, I don't know if I'm standing on my dome or on my wheels.

Hoity Toity: you look the right way up to me.

Narrator: laughed Hoity Toity.

Hoity Toity: cheer up, the new engine is bigger than you and can probably do the work alone, would you like to help build my new harbor, Casey Jr. and Shelbert will help too.

Tootle: oh yes sir, thank you sir.

Narrator: the new engine arrived.

Hoity Toity: what's your name.

Narrator: asked Hoity Toity.

Toots: Toots sir, they say I wattle, but I don't really sir.

Hoity Toity: good, Toots it shall be, here, Tootle show Toots around.

Narrator: the two engines went off together, soon they were very busy, Harry, Montana and Alfred watched Toots quietly doing her work.

Alfred: she seems a simple sort of engine.

Harry: we'll have some fun and order him about.

(TOOTING AND WHEESHING SOUND!!!)

Narrator: smoke billowed everywhere, Tootle was cross, but Toots took no notice.

Toots: they'll get tired of it soon, do they tell you to do things Tootle.

Tootle: yes they do.

Narrator: answered Tootle.

Toots: right.

Narrator: said Toots.

Toots: will soon stop that nonsense.

Narrator: he whispered something.

Toots: we'll do it later.

Narrator: Hoity Toity was looking forward to hot buttered toast for tea at home, suddenly he heard an extraordinary noise.

(WHEESHING AND SNORTING SOUND)

Hoity Toity: bother.

Narrator: he said, and hurried to the yard, Toots and Tootle calmly sat on the swithes outside the shed refusing to let the engines in, Montana, Harry and Alfred were furious.

Hoity Toity: stop that noise.

Narrator: bellowed Hoity Toity.

Montana: they won't let us in.

Narrator: hissed Montana.

Hoity Toity: Toots explain this behavior.

Toots: big pardon sir, but I'm a shiny red engine, we do our work without fuss, but begging your pardon sir Tootle and I would be glad I if you would inform these engines that we only take orders from you.

Hoity Toity: quiet.

Narrator: said Hoity Toity.

Hoity Toity: Tootle and Toots, I am pleased with your work today but not with your behavior tonight you have caused a disturbance.

Narrator: Montana, Alfred and Harry sniggered.

Hoity Toity: as for you.

Narrator: thundered Hoity Toity.

Hoity Toity: you've been worse you made the disturbance, Toots is quite right this is my railway and I give the orders.

Narrator: after Tootle went away, Toots was left to manage alone, she did so, easily.