GLOBE WARMS, KWESKIN SUPPORTERS DENY

December 9 2007

Today, the entire planet Earth rose in temperature by two degrees C spontaneously.

Despite this overwhelming evidence for global warming, supporters of the master propagandist and Egyptian Councilman (mysteriously reincarnated, remember the intruder alert?) Ben Kweskin continued to vandalize this person's Facebook Wall with his supporters Hezus and others, all of them denying global warming.

"We believe that this rise in temperature is natural." said Mr. Kweskin. "This kind of stuff happens all the time."

Although this has caused the Facebook group "STOP GLOBAL WHINING" to suddenly lose members, die-hard supporters remain, such as the sarcastic Hezus.

"OMG Remember the Titanic? No more icebergs!!!111oneone!!!" said Hezus, after being asked by this reporter. "So global warming is a good thing! No more f**king Titanic incidents!"

This increase in temperature is expected to remain.