Egmont Imagination/I'm a Rock (from Muppet Sing-Alongs: Muppet Treasure Island)

Cast

 * Skipper (from Skipper & Skeeto) as Polly Lobster
 * Fly, Stella and Chuck (from Help! I'm a Fish) as Clams
 * Sasha, Shrimp, Eel, Flounder and Bus Driver (from Help! I'm a Fish) as Fish
 * Shark (from Help! I'm a Fish) as Shark

Lyrics
Skipper: Aaah! Ho, ho, ho, ho! Uh, oh!

Fly: Hey, look! It's a soft-shell crab!

Skipper: I ain't a crab! I'm a mouse and I'm not soft! I'm hard as a rock!

(fishes guffawing, rhythmic gulping)

Skipper: I'm a rock! A hard rock! Ain't no feather-brain squawkin' clever sayings. I'm the brawniest in the deep. I desire no higher than the muck and the mire. 'Cause I claw my way to the bottom of the heap! I'm a rock!

Fly, Stella and Chuck : He's a rock!

Skipper: A hard rock!

Fly, Stella and Chuck : Ahh - ahh - ahh!

Skipper: I'm a rock!

Fly, Stella and Chuck : He's a rock!

Skipper: A hard rock!

Fly, Stella and Chuck : Ahh - ahh - ahh!

Skipper: I don't shudder at the smell of meltin' butter. Ee-aah! Won't be no landlubbers' snack! Ain't a soft-shell crab, do you see an ounce of flab? I'm the roughest, toughest nut that you ever tried to crack. I'm a rock!

Fly, Stella and Chuck : He's a rock!

Skipper: A hard rock!

Fly, Stella and Chuck : Ahh - ahh - ahh!

Shark: Hmm, a tiny, tasty snack treat!

Skipper: You talkin' to me?

Shark: Yes, you little guy!

Skipper: Who you callin' little?

Shark: Heh, heh! You, you shrimp!

Skipper: Shrimp? Shrimp? I'm not a shrimp! Who you callin' a shrimp? Why, I oughta... Why, I oughta...

Shark: I say for sooth you're incredibly uncouth.

Skipper: You're lookin' long in the tooth. You're about to meet the truth. I'm a rock!

Fly, Stella and Chuck : He's a rock!

Skipper: A hard rock!

Fly, Stella and Chuck : Ahh - ahh - ahh!

Skipper: I'm a rock!

Fly, Stella and Chuck : He's a rock!

Skipper: A hard rock!

Fly, Stella and Chuck : Ahh - ahh - ahh!

Skipper: Ooh, ooh! Hey, hey! This is not good!

(fish gurgling funeral march)

Skipper: Yoo-Hoo! I...eh... Help!

Shark: He-he's a rock!

Skipper: Help! Yoo-hoo!

Fly, Stella and Chuck : He's a rock!

Skipper: Help! Hello!

Fly, Stella and Chuck : He's a rock! He's a rock! He's a rock!