Random Grouches/Do De Rubber Duck (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Dan Rather-not as Ernie
 * Uncle Hank as Telly Monster
 * Romeo Scuggs as Oscar the Grouch
 * Ernest the Grouch as Kermit the Frog
 * Ralph Crammedon as Count von Count
 * Moishe Oofnik as Biff
 * Mordicus as Guy Smiley
 * Grizzy as Gladys the Cow
 * Pancho Contreras as Hoots the Owl
 * Donald Grump as Elmo
 * Walter Cranky as Bert

Lyrics
Dan Rather-not: There's a brand new dance And it's got a reggae beat You do it in the bath While you wash your hands and feet Get in the tub Hold your duckie in your lap Tap your toes while you scrub In the water from the tap

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Dan Rather-not: Come on everybody try (Do de rubber duck!) Don't be left high and dry (Yeah do de rubber duck!) As you keep on getting wetter (Do de rubber duck!) You'll be feeling so much better (Do de rubber duck!) You'll be left without a care (When you do de rubber duck!) And you can even wash your hair (While you do de rubber duck!) It will have a healthy sheen (If you do de rubber duck!) Yeah you'll be squeaky clean (When you do de rubber duck!)

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Uncle Hank: Don't get soap in your eye (When you do de rubber duck!) 'Cause that'll make you cry (When you do de rubber duck!)

Romeo Scuggs: Hey all you grouches sing (Now do de rubber duck!) Yeah make the bathtub ring (Do de rubber duck!)

Ernest the Grouch: Everybody knows (How to do de rubber duck!) Scrub your flippers and your toes (Do de rubber duck!)

Ralph Crammedon: And while you wash away your troubles (Do de rubber duck!) Don't forget to count the bubbles One, two, three, four!

All: Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck

Moishe Oofnik: All around the woild (Dey do de rubber duck!) Whenever folks get soiled (Dey do de rubber duck!)

Mordicus: Watch 'em splishin' and a-splashin' (Do de rubber duck!) It's the very latest fashion! (Do de rubber duck!)

Grizzy: Take at least one bath a day (Do de rubber duck!) And you'll moooove those germs away (Do de rubber duck!)

Pancho Contreras: Come and be a bathtime bopper! (Do de rubber duck!) Don't pull out the stopper! (Do de rubber duck!)

All: Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck

One more time!

And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck

Dan Rather-not: Where did everybody go? (laughing)