Everyone/Barbra the Barber (from Sesame Street)

Cast

 * Mr. Nervous (from The Mr. Men Show) as Telly Monster
 * Fred (from Scooby-Doo) as Mike
 * The King of Town (from Homestar Runner) as Uncle Wally
 * Mildred Huxtetter (from The Muppets) as Barbra the Barber

Lyrics
The King of Town: But, Mr. Nervous, think of what will happen if you don't get your haircut. It will keep growing and growing until it grows down over your eyes and you won't be able to see.

Mr. Nervous: Yeah, I know, I know. I know I have to get my haircut. It's just that...

Fred: Thanks for coming out. Maybe it will help if you talk to him. This is Mr. Nervous. Mr. Nervous, this is Mildred.

Mildred Huxtetter: Well, hello, Mr. Nervous. I understand you're a little nervous about getting your hair cut. Well, look, there's really nothing to worry about. You can trust me.

Mr. Nervous: I can?

Mildred Huxtetter: (singing) Oh, I'm Mildred Huxtetter the Barber. In case you should harbor, misgivings I begged you don't fret. I'll trim you so neatly and give you so sweetly the best hair cut you'll ever get. With scissors and comb, I'll look after your dome. I'll make sure that your hairdo is neat. And when I'm through, gee, I guaranteed you'll be the handsomest guy on the street. Cool cut, I can give you a cool cut. Or some kind of a new cut It's all up to you. Frizz look. Should I give him the frizz look? No, that's not really his look. Tell me what I should do! There's no need to worry. There's no need to hurry. Sit back and relax while you're here. And if you could wait while I'll make you look great. I'll show you there's nothing to fear. (spoken) Now, Mr. Nervous, what will it be? How would you like me to cut your hair?

Mr. Nervous: I, I...No, no, I can't do it! I can't let you cut my hair!

Mildred Huxtetter: But, Mr. Nervous, come back! What did I say?

The King of Town: He was very upset.

Fred: I guess I didn't realize how much he didn't wanna get his haircut.

Mildred Huxtetter: Well, why are we all standing here? Let's go find him!

Fred: Yeah.