Dora the X-plorer/Equestria Girls

Cast (Version 1 by SunsetShimmerFan, do not add, edit, or delete characters)

 * Principal Celestia as Mrs. Marquez
 * Big Mac as Mr. Marquez
 * Twilight Sparkle as Dora
 * Spike as Backpack
 * Mrs. Cake as Cashier
 * Pinkie Pie as Map
 * Flash Sentry as Marcus
 * Snails as Paulo
 * Fluttershy as Maria
 * Sunset Shimmer as Swiper
 * Rarity as Girl
 * Demon Sunset Shimmer as Boots
 * Granny Smith as Old Woman
 * Rainbow Dash as Policeman 1
 * Applejack as Policeman 2
 * Snips as Boy

Transcript (Version 1 by SunsetShimmerFan, do not add, delete, or edit characters)
(We see different framed pictures of Twilight Sparkle through her life on the wall, and then move to a teenage Twilight as she sits on a sofa and texts on her cellphone.)

Principal Celestia: [unseen] Twilight! Twilight!

Twilight Sparkle: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-TUH?!

Principal Celestia: It's almost time for your quinceanera! I need you to run to the store!

Twilight:UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FINE-UH!!!!

(We cut to a marquee that says "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls-Quinceanera Special", and then to Dora in an alcohol aisle at a store.)

Twilight: [reads a shopping list] Soda, cookies, horchata... [crumples it up and tosses it aside] BARF! [turns to audience] Help me out! Which beer has the highest alcohol by volume?

(A computer cursor appears and clicks on the larger bottle.)

Twilight: Good choice! [picks it up]

Spike: Uh, Twilight? You're not old enough to buy that!

Twilight: No, (BLEEP)! [puts the bottle inside Spike's mouth]

Spike: Twilight, please, no! It's wrong- (She stuffs another bottle inside his mouth, which gags him.)

Twilight: Now let's complete this transaction! [runs out of the store]

Mrs. Cake: Hey, stop that kid!

(Twilight Sparkle stands outside with some tenements in the backround.)

Twilight: [turns to audience] I need your help again! I need everybody to shout, "WHERE MY MOTHER(BLEEP)ING FRIEND AT?!"

(The computer cursor appears again and clicks on Pinkie Pie.)

Twilight: AAAAAAAAW, YEAH! [Pinkie Pie walks up to Twilight Sparkle] Pinkie, tell me where to find my friend Marcus. He's always holding.

Pinkie Pie: I, uh, I don't know, Twilight.

(Twilight, annoyed, rips a part of Pinkie Pie's hair)

Pinkie: [screams in pain] Okay, okay! He's at the park on Twelve under the jungle gym!

Twilight: [excited] He said he might have some X, too! [Pinkie Pie runs away while Twilight is talking to the audience] You can call me "Twilight the X-plorer!"

(We cut to Twilight's quinceanera party, and she's wearing a pink dress.)

Twilight: [drunk while looking at the audience] Hey, I need your help! [gestures at her friends] Snails or Fluttershy?

(The computer cursor appears again and clicks on Fluttershy.)

Twilight: No argument here! [begins making out with her]

(Snails and a group of turned-on men gasp and pull out their camera phones and take pictures of the girls making out.)

Sunset Shimmer: [wearing a zoot suit and lifting up girls' skirts to look under, chuckling] Just call me the "virginity" Swiper.

Twilight: [turns to Sunset and waves her hand] Sunset, no swiping! Sunset, no swiping!

Rarity: [walks past Twilight and Fluttershy] You're too late.

(She walks up to Swiper, who jumps into her girl's arms as ahe walks backwards into the maintenance room.)

Sunset: Oh, man!

(Big Mac and Principal Celestia are sitting at a table, watching the party.)

Principal Celestia: I wish Sunset Demon was here to see our little girl become a woman!

Big Mac: Demons are cute when they're little, but Sunset Demon... got big.

(We snap to a black and white TV screen with a large van, where Granny Smith is talking to Boots.)

Granny Smith: Oh, hello, little demon!

Demon Sunset Shimmer: [growls and attacks the old woman with a fireball, killing her]

(Rainbow Dash and Applejack appear to stop the attack.)

Rainbow Dash: Get away!

Applejack: Get a- Oh, my God! Oh, my-

(Rainbow Dash shoots the demon, killing her.)

(We cut back to Big Mac and Principal Celestia, and where most of the party guests run out of the building.)

Snips: Oh, my God! Twilight's on the roof!

Twilight: [standing at the roof's edge, looking at the audience] I bet I can fly. Do you think I can fly? [pauses for a moment, then begins crying] I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO HEAR YOU!! THAT'S THE SHOW'S BIG LIE!!!! [proceeds to jump] WOOHOOOOO- [splats on the ground and dies]

(Everyone at the party, including Big Mac and Principal Celestia, witnesses her jump.)

Everyone: Ooh! Aww...

Snails: Ugh, she missed the pool.

THE END