Whitney Throws A Tantrum

PLOT: Whitney, the Gym Leader of Goldenrod City, throws a tantrum at the department store.

CHARACTERS: Whitney, Morty, Jasmine, Lance, Clair

THE STORY:

Storyteller: One day, Whitney, Morty, and Jasmine were at the department store in Goldenrod City. Things were going well until Whitney noticed a DVD.

Whitney: Can I have this 2009 Thomas and Friends Rock Opera DVD?

Jasmine: No. You have many Thomas DVDs at home.

Morty: And it's a phony!

Whitney: WAAAAAAAH! YOU ARE MEAN!

Jasmine: Indeed I am.

Whitney: WAAAAAAAH!

Storyteller: After being denied the DVD, Whitney picks up a handbag.

Whitney: Can I have this 1991 Minnie Mouse designer handbag?

Morty: No. You have many handbags at home.

Jasmine: And it's a phony!

Whitney: WAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Morty: SHUT THE F*CK UP!

Jasmine: (spanks Whitney) There ya go.

Whitney: WAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Storyteller: After Whitney calms down, she picks up a Cream the Rabbit doll.

Whitney: Can I have the Tickle Me Dora the Explorer doll? She's cute and her clothes come off!

Jasmine: No. You already have many Dora dolls at home.

Morty: AND IT'S A PHONY!

Whitney: WAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAH!

Jasmine: YOU MUST DIE!

Morty: I'm calling the cops.

Storyteller: Morty calls the cops. They arrive in 5 minutes.

Lance: What's going on here?

Morty: Whitney's having one of her moments. She's more destructive than her killer Miltank.

Clair: Oh. We'll use some police brutality on her.

Storyteller: Lance and Clair go up to Whitney and subdue her.

Whitney: (in chains) You can't do this to me! I'm a Gym Leader! AND I WANT MY DORA DOLL! WAAAAAAH!

Clair: SHUT THE F*CK UP!

Lance: You're going to jail.

Whitney: NO! NO! NOOOOOO! ...For how long?

Clair: You're going to be in jail for the next 2,000 years!

Whitney: 2,000 YEARS? WAAAAAAAAH!

Morty: Well, she'll be out of our sight for a long time.

Jasmine: Finish her off.

Storyteller: The cops knock Whitney out and take her to jail.

NOTES:

Jasmine says "YOU MUST DIE!" in Ganon's voice.

Lance and Clair are the cops.