Kevin and Erika Get Held Back

Characters
Kevin (voiced by Kimberly)

Erika (voiced by Julie)

College Teacher (voiced by Brian)

12th grade Teacher (voiced by Simon)

11th grade Teacher (voiced by Amy)

10th grade Teacher (voiced by Dallas)

9th grade Teacher (voiced by Kidaroo)

8th grade Teacher (voiced by Callie)

Kindergarten Teacher (voiced by Millie)

Pre-K Teacher (voiced by Veena)

Preschool Teacher (voiced by Kalya)

Daycare Teacher (voiced by Zack)

Daycarers (voiced by Shy Girl, Catherine, Kendra, Salli, Emma, and Belle)

Pre-Birth School Teacher (voiced by Scary Voice)

Kevin and Erika's father (voiced by Diesel)

Kevin and Erika's mother (voiced by Jennifer)

Transcript
College Teacher: So, Kevin and Erika, why are you here today?

Kevin: I got late for the 50th time.

Erika: I agree with Kevin.

College Teacher: That's it, you two! Go to 12th grade!

(at 12th grade...)

12th grade Teacher: Hooray! Welcome back to 12th grade! Kevin and Erika, what's 60 plus 60?

Kevin: Over 9000.

12th grade Teacher: No, it's 120! Go to 11th grade!

(at 11th grade...)

11th grade Teacher: Okay, class. Today we'll...

Erika: We got white slips.

11th grade Teacher: How dare you say that?! Go to 10th grade!

(at 10th grade...)

10th grade Teacher: Hello, Kevin and Erika. What room are you in?

Kevin: Room 400.

10th grade Teacher: You f*** at this! Go to 9th grade!

(at 9th grade...)

9th grade Teacher: Okay, class. Don't say it.

Kevin: It was bad.

Erika: Oh, it has lots of pain.

9th grade Teacher: OMG!! HOW DARE YOU SAY IT?! GO BACK TO 8TH GRADE, YOU TWO!!!!

Kevin and Erika: NO!!! (x8000) NW, NW, NW!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

9th grade Teacher: YES!!! (x8000) GET OUT... NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(at 8th grade...)

8th grade Teacher: Okay, class. Today we'll do some standing lessons.

Kevin: We sat down.

8th grade Teacher: HOW DARE YOU FAIL AT STANDING LESSONS?!?! GO TO 7TH GRADE NOW!!!

(some grades later...)

Kindergarten Teacher: Okay, class...

Kevin: Look! It's Mr. Standing on the Desk Man!

Kindergarten Teacher: Go to Pre-K!

Pre-K Teacher: Preschool!

Preschool Teacher: Daycare!

Daycare Teacher: Who wants pop-tarts?

Daycarers: Me! (x7)

Kevin: We're going to eat all the pop-tarts!

(the pop-tarts slowly move into Kevin and Erika's mouthes)

Daycarer #1: Kevin and Erika ate all the pop-tarts! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Daycarer #2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Daycarer #3: Wah! (x30)

Daycarer #4: No! (x25) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daycarer #5: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daycarer #6: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daycare Teacher: Go to Pre-Birth School now!

(at Pre-Birth School...)

Pre-Birth School: Okay, class. Time for nursery rhymes. Let's sing Yankee Doodle.

Kevin and Erika: (singing) Dragon Doodle went to school, riding on a hamster! He stuck a potato chip in his helmet and called it Tamoshanter!

Pre-Birth School: THAT'S IT, KEVIN AND ERIKA!!! GO HOME NOW AND YOU'RE EXPELLED FOR TRANQUILITY!!!!

(at home...)

Kevin and Erika's father: So how dare you get held back to Pre-Birth School, you two?!

Kevin and Erika's mother: Kevin and Erika, go to your rooms and don't come back!!

Erika: I hate you, guys!

(end)